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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Cornhill Magazine, February, 1860
-(Vol. I, No. 2), by Various
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and
-most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions
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-Title: The Cornhill Magazine, February, 1860 (Vol. I, No. 2)
-
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE CORNHILL MAGAZINE,
-FEBRUARY, 1860 (VOL. I, NO. 2) ***
-
-
-
-
-
-THE
-
-CORNHILL MAGAZINE.
-
-FEBRUARY, 1860.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS.
-
-
- PAGE
- NIL NISI BONUM 129
-
- INVASION PANICS 135
-
- TO GOLDENHAIR (FROM HORACE). By THOMAS HOOD. 149
-
- FRAMLEY PARSONAGE 150
- CHAPTER IV.--_A Matter of Conscience._
- „ V.--_Amantium Iræ Amoris Integratio._
- „ VI.--_Mr. Harold Smith’s Lecture._
-
- TITHONUS. By ALFRED TENNYSON 175
-
- WILLIAM HOGARTH: PAINTER, ENGRAVER, AND PHILOSOPHER.
- Essays on the Man, the Work, and the Time 177
- I.--_Little Boy Hogarth._
-
- UNSPOKEN DIALOGUE. By R. MONCKTON MILNES. (With an Illustration) 194
-
- STUDIES IN ANIMAL LIFE 198
- CHAPTER II.--_Ponds and rock-pools--Our necessary tackle--
- Wimbledon Common--Early memories--Gnat larvæ--Entomostraca
- and their paradoxes--Races of animals dispensing with the
- sterner sex--Insignificance of males--Volvox globator: is
- it an animal?--Plants swimming like animals--Animal
- retrogressions--The Dytiscus and its larva--The
- dragon-fly larva--Molluscs and their eggs--Polypes, and
- how to find them--A new polype_, Hydra rubra--
- _Nest-building fish--Contempt replaced by reverence_.
-
- CURIOUS, IF TRUE. (Extract from a Letter from Richard Whittingham,
- Esq.) 208
-
- LIFE AMONG THE LIGHTHOUSES 220
-
- LOVEL THE WIDOWER 233
- CHAPTER II.--_In which Miss Prior is kept at the Door._
- (With an Illustration.)
-
- AN ESSAY WITHOUT END 248
-
-
- LONDON: SMITH, ELDER AND CO.,
- 65, CORNHILL.
-
-
-
-
-THE
-
-CORNHILL MAGAZINE.
-
-FEBRUARY, 1860.
-
-
-
-
-Nil Nisi Bonum.
-
-
-Almost the last words which Sir Walter spoke to Lockhart, his
-biographer, were, “Be a good man, my dear!” and with the last flicker
-of breath on his dying lips, he sighed a farewell to his family, and
-passed away blessing them.
-
-Two men, famous, admired, beloved, have just left us, the Goldsmith and
-the Gibbon of our time. Ere a few weeks are over, many a critic’s pen
-will be at work, reviewing their lives, and passing judgment on their
-works. This is no review, or history, or criticism: only a word in
-testimony of respect and regard from a man of letters, who owes to his
-own professional labour the honour of becoming acquainted with these
-two eminent literary men. One was the first ambassador whom the New
-World of Letters sent to the Old. He was born almost with the republic;
-the _pater patriæ_ had laid his hand on the child’s head. He bore
-Washington’s name: he came amongst us bringing the kindest sympathy,
-the most artless, smiling goodwill. His new country (which some people
-here might be disposed to regard rather superciliously) could send
-us, as he showed in his own person, a gentleman, who, though himself
-born in no very high sphere, was most finished, polished, easy, witty,
-quiet; and, socially, the equal of the most refined Europeans. If
-Irving’s welcome in England was a kind one, was it not also gratefully
-remembered? If he ate our salt, did he not pay us with a thankful
-heart? Who can calculate the amount of friendliness and good feeling
-for our country which this writer’s generous and untiring regard for
-us disseminated in his own? His books are read by millions[1] of his
-countrymen, whom he has taught to love England, and why to love her.
-It would have been easy to speak otherwise than he did: to inflame
-national rancours, which, at the time when he first became known as a
-public writer, war had just renewed: to cry down the old civilization
-at the expense of the new: to point out our faults, arrogance,
-shortcomings, and give the republic to infer how much she was the
-parent state’s superior. There are writers enough in the United
-States, honest and otherwise, who preach that kind of doctrine. But the
-good Irving, the peaceful, the friendly, had no place for bitterness
-in his heart, and no scheme but kindness. Received in England with
-extraordinary tenderness and friendship (Scott, Southey, Byron, a
-hundred others have borne witness to their liking for him), he was a
-messenger of goodwill and peace between his country and ours. “See,
-friends!” he seems to say, “these English are not so wicked, rapacious,
-callous, proud, as you have been taught to believe them. I went amongst
-them a humble man; won my way by my pen; and, when known, found every
-hand held out to me with kindliness and welcome. Scott is a great man,
-you acknowledge. Did not Scott’s king of England give a gold medal to
-him, and another to me, your countryman, and a stranger?”
-
-Tradition in the United States still fondly retains the history of the
-feasts and rejoicings which awaited Irving on his return to his native
-country from Europe. He had a national welcome; he stammered in his
-speeches, hid himself in confusion, and the people loved him all the
-better. He had worthily represented America in Europe. In that young
-community a man who brings home with him abundant European testimonials
-is still treated with respect (I have found American writers of
-wide-world reputation, strangely solicitous about the opinions of quite
-obscure British critics, and elated or depressed by their judgments);
-and Irving went home medalled by the king, diplomatized by the
-university, crowned, and honoured and admired. He had not in any way
-intrigued for his honours, he had fairly won them; and, in Irving’s
-instance, as in others, the old country was glad and eager to pay them.
-
-In America the love and regard for Irving was a national sentiment.
-Party wars are perpetually raging there, and are carried on by the
-press with a rancour and fierceness against individuals which exceed
-British, almost Irish, virulence. It seemed to me, during a year’s
-travel in the country, as if no one ever aimed a blow at Irving. All
-men held their hand from that harmless, friendly peacemaker. I had
-the good fortune to see him at New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and
-Washington,[2] and remarked how in every place he was honoured and
-welcome. Every large city has its “Irving House.” The country takes
-pride in the fame of its men of letters. The gate of his own charming
-little domain on the beautiful Hudson River was for ever swinging
-before visitors who came to him. He shut out no one.[3] I had seen many
-pictures of his house, and read descriptions of it, in both of which
-it was treated with a not unusual American exaggeration. It was but a
-pretty little cabin of a place; the gentleman of the press who took
-notes of the place, whilst his kind old host was sleeping, might have
-visited the whole house in a couple of minutes.
-
-And how came it that this house was so small, when Mr. Irving’s books
-were sold by hundreds of thousands, nay, millions, when his profits
-were known to be large, and the habits of life of the good old bachelor
-were notoriously modest and simple? He had loved once in his life. The
-lady he loved died; and he, whom all the world loved, never sought to
-replace her. I can’t say how much the thought of that fidelity has
-touched me. Does not the very cheerfulness of his after life add to the
-pathos of that untold story? To grieve always was not in his nature;
-or, when he had his sorrow, to bring all the world in to condole with
-him and bemoan it. Deep and quiet he lays the love of his heart, and
-buries it; and grass and flowers grow over the scarred ground in due
-time.
-
-Irving had such a small house and such narrow rooms, because there was
-a great number of people to occupy them. He could only afford to keep
-one old horse (which, lazy and aged as it was, managed once or twice
-to run away with that careless old horseman). He could only afford to
-give plain sherry to that amiable British paragraph-monger from New
-York, who saw the patriarch asleep over his modest, blameless cup, and
-fetched the public into his private chamber to look at him. Irving
-could only live very modestly, because the wifeless, childless man had
-a number of children to whom he was as a father. He had as many as nine
-nieces, I am told--I saw two of these ladies at his house--with all of
-whom the dear old man had shared the produce of his labour and genius.
-
-“_Be a good man, my dear._” One can’t but think of these last words
-of the veteran Chief of Letters, who had tasted and tested the value
-of worldly success, admiration, prosperity. Was Irving not good, and,
-of his works, was not his life the best part? In his family, gentle,
-generous, good-humoured, affectionate, self-denying: in society, a
-delightful example of complete gentlemanhood; quite unspoiled by
-prosperity; never obsequious to the great (or, worse still, to the
-base and mean, as some public men are forced to be in his and other
-countries); eager to acknowledge every contemporary’s merit; always
-kind and affable with the young members of his calling; in his
-professional bargains and mercantile dealings delicately honest and
-grateful; one of the most charming masters of our lighter language; the
-constant friend to us and our nation; to men of letters doubly dear,
-not for his wit and genius merely, but as an exemplar of goodness,
-probity, and pure life:--I don’t know what sort of testimonial will
-be raised to him in his own country, where generous and enthusiastic
-acknowledgment of American merit is never wanting: but Irving was in
-our service as well as theirs; and as they have placed a stone at
-Greenwich yonder in memory of that gallant young Bellot, who shared
-the perils and fate of some of our Arctic seamen, I would like to hear
-of some memorial raised by English writers and friends of letters in
-affectionate remembrance of the dear and good Washington Irving.
-
-As for the other writer, whose departure many friends, some few most
-dearly-loved relatives, and multitudes of admiring readers deplore, our
-republic has already decreed his statue, and he must have known that he
-had earned this posthumous honour. He is not a poet and man of letters
-merely, but citizen, statesman, a great British worthy. Almost from the
-first moment when he appears, amongst boys, amongst college students,
-amongst men, he is marked, and takes rank as a great Englishman. All
-sorts of successes are easy to him: as a lad he goes down into the
-arena with others, and wins all the prizes to which he has a mind. A
-place in the senate is straightway offered to the young man. He takes
-his seat there; he speaks, when so minded, without party anger or
-intrigue, but not without party faith and a sort of heroic enthusiasm
-for his cause. Still he is poet and philosopher even more than orator.
-That he may have leisure and means to pursue his darling studies, he
-absents himself for a while, and accepts a richly-remunerated post
-in the East. As learned a man may live in a cottage or a college
-common-room; but it always seemed to me that ample means and recognized
-rank were Macaulay’s as of right. Years ago there was a wretched outcry
-raised because Mr. Macaulay dated a letter from Windsor Castle, where
-he was staying. Immortal gods! Was this man not a fit guest for any
-palace in the world? or a fit companion for any man or woman in it? I
-daresay, after Austerlitz, the old K. K. court officials and footmen
-sneered at Napoleon for dating from Schönbrunn. But that miserable
-“Windsor Castle” outcry is an echo out of fast-retreating old-world
-remembrances. The place of such a natural chief was amongst the first
-of the land; and that country is best, according to our British notion,
-at least, where the man of eminence has the best chance of investing
-his genius and intellect.
-
-If a company of giants were got together, very likely one or two of
-the mere six-feet-six people might be angry at the incontestable
-superiority of the very tallest of the party: and so I have heard some
-London wits, rather peevish at Macaulay’s superiority, complain that he
-occupied too much of the talk, and so forth. Now that wonderful tongue
-is to speak no more, will not many a man grieve that he no longer has
-the chance to listen? To remember the talk is to wonder: to think not
-only of the treasures he had in his memory, but of the trifles he had
-stored there, and could produce with equal readiness. Almost on the
-last day I had the fortune to see him, a conversation happened suddenly
-to spring up about senior wranglers, and what they had done in after
-life. To the almost terror of the persons present, Macaulay began with
-the senior wrangler of 1801–2–3–4, and so on, giving the name of each,
-and relating his subsequent career and rise. Every man who has known
-him has his story regarding that astonishing memory. It may be he was
-not ill-pleased that you should recognize it; but to those prodigious
-intellectual feats, which were so easy to him, who would grudge his
-tribute of homage? His talk was, in a word, admirable, and we admired
-it.
-
-Of the notices which have appeared regarding Lord Macaulay, up to
-the day when the present lines are written (the 9th of January), the
-reader should not deny himself the pleasure of looking especially at
-two. It is a good sign of the times when such articles as these (I
-mean the articles in _The Times_ and _Saturday Review_) appear in our
-public prints about our public men. They educate us, as it were, to
-admire rightly. An uninstructed person in a museum or at a concert may
-pass by without recognizing a picture or a passage of music, which
-the connoisseur by his side may show him is a masterpiece of harmony,
-or a wonder of artistic skill. After reading these papers you like
-and respect more the person you have admired so much already. And so
-with regard to Macaulay’s style there may be faults of course--what
-critic can’t point them out? But for the nonce we are not talking about
-faults: we want to say _nil nisi bonum_. Well--take at hazard any three
-pages of the _Essays_ or _History_;--and, glimmering below the stream
-of the narrative, as it were, you, an average reader, see one, two,
-three, a half-score of allusions to other historic facts, characters,
-literature, poetry, with which you are acquainted. Why is this epithet
-used? Whence is that simile drawn? How does he manage, in two or
-three words, to paint an individual, or to indicate a landscape? Your
-neighbour, who has _his_ reading, and his little stock of literature
-stowed away in his mind, shall detect more points, allusions, happy
-touches, indicating not only the prodigious memory and vast learning of
-this master, but the wonderful industry, the honest, humble previous
-toil of this great scholar. He reads twenty books to write a sentence;
-he travels a hundred miles to make a line of description.
-
-Many Londoners--not all--have seen the British Museum Library. I speak
-_à cœur ouvert_, and pray the kindly reader to bear with me. I have
-seen all sorts of domes of Peters and Pauls, Sophia, Pantheon,--what
-not?--and have been struck by none of them so much as by that catholic
-dome in Bloomsbury, under which our million volumes are housed. What
-peace, what love, what truth, what beauty, what happiness for all, what
-generous kindness for you and me, are here spread out! It seems to me
-one cannot sit down in that place without a heart full of grateful
-reverence. I own to have said my grace at the table, and to have
-thanked heaven for this my English birthright, freely to partake of
-these bountiful books, and to speak the truth I find there. Under the
-dome which held Macaulay’s brain, and from which his solemn eyes looked
-out on the world but a fortnight since, what a vast, brilliant, and
-wonderful store of learning was ranged! what strange lore would he not
-fetch for you at your bidding! A volume of law, or history, a book of
-poetry familiar or forgotten (except by himself who forgot nothing),
-a novel ever so old, and he had it at hand. I spoke to him once about
-_Clarissa_. “Not read _Clarissa_!” he cried out. “If you have once
-thoroughly entered on _Clarissa_, and are infected by it, you can’t
-leave it. When I was in India, I passed one hot season at the hills,
-and there were the governor-general, and the secretary of government,
-and the commander-in chief, and their wives. I had _Clarissa_ with
-me: and, as soon as they began to read, the whole station was in a
-passion of excitement about Miss Harlowe and her misfortunes, and her
-scoundrelly Lovelace! The governor’s wife seized the book, and the
-secretary waited for it, and the chief justice could not read it for
-tears!” He acted the whole scene: he paced up and down the Athenæum
-library: I daresay he could have spoken pages of the book--of that
-book, and of what countless piles of others!
-
-In this little paper let us keep to the text of _nil nisi bonum_. One
-paper I have read regarding Lord Macaulay says “he had no heart.”
-Why, a man’s books may not always speak the truth, but they speak
-his mind in spite of himself: and it seems to me this man’s heart is
-beating through every page he penned. He is always in a storm of revolt
-and indignation against wrong, craft, tyranny. How he cheers heroic
-resistance; how he backs and applauds freedom struggling for its own;
-how he hates scoundrels, ever so victorious and successful; how he
-recognizes genius, though selfish villains possess it! The critic who
-says Macaulay had no heart, might say that Johnson had none: and two
-men more generous, and more loving, and more hating, and more partial,
-and more noble, do not live in our history.
-
-The writer who said that Lord Macaulay had no heart could not know him.
-Press writers should read a man well, and all over, and again; and
-hesitate, at least, before they speak of those αἰδοἴα. Those
-who knew Lord Macaulay knew how admirably tender, and generous,[4] and
-affectionate he was. It was not his business to bring his family before
-the theatre footlights, and call for bouquets from the gallery as he
-wept over them.
-
-If any young man of letters reads this little sermon--and to him,
-indeed, it is addressed--I would say to him, “Bear Scott’s words in
-your mind, and ‘_be good, my dear_.’” Here are two literary men gone
-to their account, and, _laus Deo_, as far as we know, it is fair, and
-open, and clean. Here is no need of apologies for shortcomings, or
-explanations of vices which would have been virtues but for unavoidable
-&c. Here are two examples of men most differently gifted: each pursuing
-his calling; each speaking his truth as God bade him; each honest in
-his life; just and irreproachable in his dealings; dear to his friends;
-honoured by his country; beloved at his fireside. It has been the
-fortunate lot of both to give uncountable happiness and delight to the
-world, which thanks them in return with an immense kindliness, respect,
-affection. It may not be our chance, brother scribe, to be endowed
-with such merit, or rewarded with such fame. But the rewards of these
-men are rewards paid to _our service_. We may not win the baton or
-epaulettes; but God give us strength to guard the honour of the flag!
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[1] See his _Life_ in the most remarkable _Dictionary of Authors_,
-published lately at Philadelphia, by Mr. Alibone.
-
-[2] At Washington, Mr. Irving came to a lecture given by the writer,
-which Mr. Filmore and General Pierce, the president and president
-elect, were also kind enough to attend together. “Two Kings of
-Brentford smelling at one rose,” says Irving, looking up with his
-good-humoured smile.
-
-[3] Mr. Irving described to me, with that humour and good humour which
-he always kept, how, amongst other visitors, a member of the British
-press who had carried his distinguished pen to America (where he
-employed it in vilifying his own country) came to Sunnyside, introduced
-himself to Irving, partook of his wine and luncheon, and in two days
-described Mr. Irving, his house, his nieces, his meal, and his manner
-of dozing afterwards, in a New York paper. On another occasion,
-Irving said, laughing: “Two persons came to me, and one held me in
-conversation whilst the other miscreant took my portrait!”
-
-[4] Since the above was written, I have been informed that it has been
-found, on examining Lord Macaulay’s papers, that he was in the habit of
-giving away _more than a fourth part_ of his annual income.
-
-
-
-
-Invasion Panics.
-
-
-When, about the year 1899, Field-marshal Dowbiggin, full of years and
-honours, shall edit, with copious notes, the Private Correspondence
-of his kinsman, Queen Victoria’s celebrated War Minister during
-England’s bloody struggle with Russia in 1854–5, the grandchildren of
-the present generation may probably learn a good deal more respecting
-the real causes of the failures and shortcomings of that “horrible and
-heartrending” period than we, their grandfathers, are likely to know on
-this side our graves.
-
-And when some future Earl of Pembroke shall devote his splendid
-leisure, under the cedar groves of Wilton, to preparing for the
-information of the twentieth century the memoirs of his great
-ancestor, Mr. Secretary Herbert, posterity will then run some chance
-of discovering--what is kept a close secret from the public just
-now--whether any domestic causes exist to justify the invasion-panic
-under which the nation has recently been shivering.
-
-The insular position of England, her lofty cliffs, her stormy seas, her
-winter fogs, fortify her with everlasting fortifications, as no other
-European power is fortified. She is rich, she is populous, she contains
-within herself an abundance of coal, iron, timber, and almost all other
-munitions of war; railways intersect and encircle her on all sides; in
-patriotism, in loyalty, in manliness, in intelligence, her sons yield
-to no other race of men. Blest with all these advantages, she ought,
-of all the nations of Europe, to be the last to fear, the readiest to
-repel invasion; yet, strange to say, of all the nations of Europe,
-England appears to apprehend invasion most!
-
-There must be some good and sufficient reason for this extraordinary
-state of things. Many reasons are daily assigned for it, all differing
-from each other, all in turn disputed and denied by those who know the
-real reason best.
-
-The statesman and the soldier declare that the fault lies with
-parliament and the people. They complain that parliament is niggardly
-in placing sufficient means at the disposal of the executive, and
-that the people are distrustful and over-inquisitive as to their
-application; ever too ready to attribute evil motives and incapacity
-to those set in authority over them. Parliament and the people, on
-the other hand, reply, that ample means are yearly allotted for the
-defence of the country, and that more would readily be forthcoming,
-had they reason to suppose that what has already been spent, has been
-well spent; their Humes and their Brights loudly and harshly denounce
-the nepotism, the incapacity, and the greed, which, according to them,
-disgrace the governing classes, and waste and weaken the resources of
-the land. And so the painful squabble ferments--no probable end to it
-being in view. Indeed, the public are permitted to know so little of
-the conduct of their most important affairs--silence is so strictly
-enjoined to the men at the helm--that the most carefully prepared
-indictment against an official delinquent is invariably evaded by the
-introduction of some new feature into his case, hitherto unknown to any
-but his brother officials, which at once casts upon the assailant the
-stigma of having arraigned a public servant on incomplete information,
-and puts him out of court.
-
-But if, in this the year of our Lord 1860, we have no means of
-discovering why millions of strong, brave, well-armed Englishmen should
-be so moved at the prospect of a possible attack from twenty or thirty
-thousand French, we have recently been placed in possession of the
-means of ascertaining why, some sixty years ago, this powerful nation
-was afflicted with a similar fit of timidity.
-
-The first American war had then just ended--not gloriously for the
-British arms. Lord Amherst, the commander-in-chief at home, had been
-compelled by his age and infirmities to retire from office, having, it
-was said, been indulgently permitted by his royal master to retain it
-longer than had been good for the credit and discipline of the service.
-The Duke of York, an enthusiastic and practical soldier, in the prime
-of life, fresh from an active command in Flanders, had succeeded him.
-In that day there were few open-mouthed and vulgar demagogues to carp
-at the public expenditure and to revile the privileged classes; and the
-few that there were had a very bad time of it. Public money was sown
-broadcast, both at home and abroad, with a reckless hand; regulars,
-militia, yeomanry, and volunteers, fearfully and wonderfully attired,
-bristled in thousands wherever a landing was conceived possible; and,
-best of all, that noble school of Great British seamen, which had
-reared us a Nelson, had reared us many other valiant guardians of our
-shores scarcely less worthy than he. But in spite of her Yorks and her
-Nelsons, England felt uneasy and unsafe. Confident in her navy, she
-had little confidence in her army, which at that time was entirely
-and absolutely in the hands and under the management of the court;
-parliament and the people being only permitted to pay for it.
-
-Yet the royal commander-in-chief was declared by the general officers
-most in favour at court to know his business well, and to be carrying
-vigorously into effect the necessary reforms suggested by our American
-mishaps; his personal acquaintance with the officers of the army was
-said to have enabled him to form his military family of the most
-capable men in the service;[5] his exalted position, and his enormous
-income, were supposed to place him above the temptation of jobbing:
-in short, the Duke of York was universally held up to the nation by
-his military friends--and a royal commander-in-chief has many and warm
-military friends--as the regenerator of the British army, which just
-then happened to be sadly in need of regeneration.
-
-A work has recently been published which tells us very plainly now
-many things which it would have been treasonable even to suspect sixty
-years ago. It is entitled _The Cornwallis Correspondence_, and contains
-the private papers and letters of the first Marquis Cornwallis, one of
-the foremost Englishmen of his time. Bred a soldier, he served with
-distinction in Germany and in America. He then proceeded to India in
-the double capacity of governor-general and commander-in-chief. On
-his return from that service he filled for some years the post of
-master-general of the Ordnance, refused a seat in the Cabinet, offered
-him by Mr. Pitt; and, although again named governor-general of India,
-on the breaking out of the Irish rebellion of 1798 was hurried to
-Dublin as lord-lieutenant and commander-in-chief. He was subsequently
-employed to negotiate the peace of Amiens, and, in 1805, died at
-Ghazeepore, in India, having been appointed its governor-general for
-the third time.
-
-From the correspondence of this distinguished statesman and soldier,
-we may now ascertain whether, sixty years ago, the people of England
-had or had not good grounds for dreading invasion by the French, and
-whether the governing classes or the governed were most in fault on
-that occasion for the doubtful condition of their native land.
-
-George the Third was verging upon insanity. So detested and despised
-was the Prince of Wales, his successor, that those who directed his
-Majesty’s councils, as well as the people at large, clung eagerly to
-the hopes of the king’s welfare; trusting that the evil days of a
-regency might be postponed. And it would seem from the _Cornwallis
-Correspondence_, that the English were just in their estimation of
-that bad man. H. R. H. having quarrelled shamefully with his parents,
-and with Pitt, had thrown himself into the hands of the Opposition,
-and appears to have corresponded occasionally with Cornwallis, who
-had two votes at his command in the Commons, during that nobleman’s
-first Indian administration. In 1790, Lord Cornwallis, writing to his
-brother, the Bishop of Lichfield and Coventry, says: “You tell me that
-I am accused of being remiss in my correspondence with a certain great
-personage. Nothing can be more false, for I have answered every letter
-from him by the first ship that sailed from hence after I received it.
-The style of them, although personally kind to excess, has not been
-very agreeable to me, as they have always pressed upon me some infamous
-and unjustifiable job, which I have uniformly been obliged to refuse,
-and contained much gross and false abuse of Mr. Pitt, and improper
-charges against other and greater personages, about whom, to me at
-least, he ought to be silent.”[6]
-
-The intimacy which had existed from boyhood between General Richard
-Grenville, military tutor to the Duke of York, and Lord Cornwallis,
-and the correspondence which took place between them, to which we have
-now access, afford ample means of judging of the real capacity of that
-royal soldier, to whose charge the military destinies of England, both
-at home and abroad, were intrusted by the king at such a critical
-moment.
-
-At seventeen years of age the duke became, _per saltum_, as the
-usage is with royal personages, a colonel in the British army. After
-attending for two or three years the great Prussian reviews, by way
-of studying his profession, he was, on attaining his majority, raised
-to the rank of general, and appointed colonel of the Coldstream
-Guards. Various notices of H. R. H. are to be found in the numerous
-confidential letters which passed about that time between Cornwallis
-and Grenville. They were both warmly attached to him; both most anxious
-for his own sake, and for that of their profession, that he should turn
-out well.
-
-They describe H. R. H. as brave, good-humoured, and weak; utterly
-destitute of military talent, incapable of attending to business, much
-given to drink, and more to dice, hopelessly insolvent, and steeped in
-debauchery and extravagance of all kinds. In 1790, Grenville writes to
-Cornwallis in India: “The conduct of a certain great personage, who has
-so cruelly disappointed both you and myself, still continues to give me
-great uneasiness; more especially as I see no hopes of amendment.” The
-duke was at that date twenty-seven years of age.
-
-In 1791, the Duke of York married, and but two years afterwards
-Lord Cornwallis, on his return from India, actually found his
-friend Grenville’s unpromising pupil in Flanders, at the head of a
-considerable English force, acting in conjunction with the Austrians,
-Russians, and Dutch, against the French. His utter want of military
-talent, his inexperience, his idleness, and his vices had not prevented
-his being intrusted by his royal parent with the lives of a large body
-of brave men, and with the honour of England. Great difficulties soon
-arose in this allied army, its chiefs mutually accusing each other,
-possibly not without good reason, of incapacity. At last, a person,
-whose name is not even now divulged, but who possessed the entire
-confidence of both Pitt and Cornwallis, wrote as follows, from the
-British head-quarters at Arnheim, on the 11th Nov. 1794:--
-
-“We are really come to such a critical situation, that unless some
-decided, determined, and immediate steps are taken, God knows what may
-happen. Despised by our enemies, without discipline, confidence, or
-exertion among ourselves, hated and more dreaded than the enemy, even
-by the well-disposed inhabitants of the country, every disgrace and
-misfortune is to be expected. You must thoroughly feel how painful
-it must be to acknowledge this even to your lordship, but no honest
-man who has any regard for his country can avoid seeing it. Whatever
-measures are adopted at home, either removing us from the continent
-or remaining, something must be done to restore discipline, and the
-confidence that always attends it. The sortie from Nimeguen, on the
-4th, was made entirely by the British, and executed with their usual
-spirit; they ran into the French without firing a single shot, and,
-consequently, lost very few men,--their loss was when they afterwards
-were ordered to retire. Yet from what I have mentioned in the first
-part of my letter, I assure you I dread the thought of these troops
-being attacked or harassed in retreat.”[7]
-
-Upon the receipt of this grave intelligence, Mr. Pitt at once
-communicated to the king the absolute necessity of the duke’s
-immediate recall. His Majesty had no choice but to consent, which he
-reluctantly did; and H. R. H. returned home, was immediately created a
-field-marshal, and placed in command of all the forces of the United
-Kingdom!
-
-Lord Cornwallis’s bitter remark upon this astounding appointment
-is--“Whether we shall get any good by this, God only knows; but I think
-things cannot change for the worse at the Horse Guards. If the French
-land, and that they will land I am certain, I should not like to trust
-the new field-marshal with the defence of Culford.”[8]
-
-Having thus practically ascertained, at an enormous cost of blood and
-treasure, that the best-tempered and bravest general cannot command
-with success a British army in the field, if he happens, as was the
-case with the Duke of York, to be a weak man of high social position,
-destitute of military talent and habits of business, and much addicted
-to pleasure, an examination of Lord Cornwallis’s correspondence during
-the next few years will show how it fared with the British army when it
-was directed by such an officer at home.
-
-In expressing his conviction that the French were determined to invade
-us, Lord Cornwallis proved a true prophet. Late in 1796, a fleet,
-commanded by Admiral De Galle, sailed from Brest for Ireland, carrying
-General Hoche and 15,000 men. Furious December gales dispersed the
-French ships,--only a portion of the expedition reached Bantry Bay;
-the vessel in which De Galle and Hoche were, was missing. Admiral
-Boivet, the second in command, hesitated to disembark the troops
-without the orders of his superiors. The United Irishmen, who had
-promised instant co-operation, made no sign; the weather rendered
-even Bantry Bay insecure; and, finally, such of the ships as escaped
-wreck or capture, straggled back to France, where Hoche and De Galle,
-after cruising about for many days in fog and storm on the banks of
-Newfoundland, had had the good luck to arrive before them. On that
-occasion, our natural defences may indeed be said to have stood us in
-good stead. But it was not consolatory to those who feared invasion to
-reflect that such a large force should have succeeded in reaching our
-shores unperceived and unmolested by the British cruisers; and that,
-had the weather been tolerable, 15,000 French bayonets would have
-landed without opposition on Irish ground.
-
-The next year passed over in constant alarms; our information
-respecting the local preparations of the French being unfortunately
-very vague. The military defence of England appears to have been at
-that time mainly intrusted to Sir David Dundas, an unlucky pedant
-of the German school of tactics, of whom the king and court had the
-highest opinion, so tightly had he dressed and so accurately had he
-drilled the Guards. Lord Cornwallis, writing early in 1798 to the Hon.
-Col. Wesley,[9] says:--“We are brought to the state to which I have
-long since looked forward, deserted by all our allies, and in daily
-expectation of invasion, for which the French are making the most
-serious preparations. I have no doubt of the courage and fidelity of
-our militia; but the system of David Dundas, and the total want of
-light infantry, sit heavy on my mind, and point out the advantages
-which the activity of the French will have in a country which is for
-the most part enclosed.”
-
-At this juncture, the rebellion of 1798 broke out in Ireland, and at
-the urgent request of Ministers, who appear to have considered Lord
-Cornwallis the man for every difficulty, his lordship consented to
-undertake the joint duties of lord-lieutenant and commander-in-chief
-in that unhappy country, then as disturbed and disloyal as conflicting
-races and religions, and the most savage misgovernment, could make it.
-
-His lordship’s letters to the Duke of Portland and others, from
-Dublin, evince far more apprehension at the violence, cruelty, and
-insubordination of the army under his command, than at the rebels who
-were up in arms against him. His words are:--“The violence of our
-friends, and their folly in endeavouring to make this a religious
-war, added to the ferocity of our troops, who delight in murder,
-most powerfully counteract all plans of conciliation.” Nevertheless
-his judgment, firmness, and temper soon prevailed; by midsummer
-the insurrection was suppressed with far less bloodshed than was
-pleasing to the supporters of the government; and Lord Cornwallis was
-endeavouring to concentrate his attention on the reorganization of
-the military mob, which then, under the name of soldiers, garrisoned
-Ireland against foreign and domestic foes, when the invader actually
-arrived.[10]
-
-On the 22nd of August, three frigates under English colours anchored in
-Killala Bay, co. Mayo, carrying a force of about 1,100 French troops,
-commanded by General Humbert. They were the vanguard of a larger force
-under General Hardy, which was to have sailed at the same time, but
-which had been detained by unforeseen difficulties at Brest.
-
-There being no sufficient force to oppose them, the French easily
-took possession of Killala, and established their head-quarters in
-the palace of the bishop, Dr. Stock, who has left a most interesting
-journal of what occurred whilst the French occupied the town.
-
-Humbert had brought with him a large supply of arms, ammunition, and
-uniforms, to be distributed amongst the United Irishmen, who he had
-been led to suppose would instantly rally round his standard. But he
-soon discovered that he had been deceived, that he had landed in the
-wrong place, and that he had arrived too late. The peasantry of Mayo, a
-simple and uncivilized race, ignorant of the use of fire-arms, crowded
-round the invaders as long as they had anything to give, and as long as
-there was no enemy to fight; but, at the first shot, they invariably
-ran away. Besides, the neck of the rebellion had been already
-dislocated by the judicious vigour of Cornwallis. Had the landing
-been effected earlier, and farther north, the result might have been
-different; as it was, the French general found that he had a losing
-game to play--and most manfully and creditably did he play it.
-
-Professing to wage no war against the Irish, he assured the bishop that
-neither pillage nor violence should be permitted, and that his troops
-should only take what was absolutely necessary for their subsistence;
-and on these points, the bishop tells us, the Frenchman “religiously
-kept his word;” not only controlling his own soldiers, but actually
-protecting the bishop and his little Protestant flock from the rapacity
-of the Irish rebels who for a time joined the invaders.
-
-The bishop’s account of the French soldiery is notable; they appear to
-have been an under-sized and mean-looking set of men, whom Sir David
-Dundas would have held in no account on parade; yet they did the work
-they had to do, hopeless and fatal as it was, as well as the Duke of
-York’s own gigantic regiment of guards could have done it.
-
-“The French,” says the bishop, “are a nation apt enough to consider
-themselves as superior to any people in the world; but here, indeed,
-it would have been ridiculous not to prefer the Gallic troops in
-every respect before their Irish allies. Intelligence, activity,
-temperance, patience to a surprising degree, appeared to be combined in
-the soldiery that came over with Humbert, together with the exactest
-obedience to discipline. Yet, if you except their grenadiers, they had
-nothing to catch the eye: their stature for the most part was low,
-their complexions pale and sallow, their clothes much the worse for
-wear; to a superficial observer they would have appeared incapable of
-enduring almost any hardship. These were the men, however, of whom it
-was presently observed that they could be well content to live on bread
-and potatoes, to drink water, to make the stones of the street their
-bed, and to sleep in their clothes, with no covering but the canopy of
-heaven. One half of their number had served in Italy under Buonaparte,
-the rest were from the army of the Rhine, where they had suffered
-distresses that well accounted for thin persons and wan looks.”
-
-Humbert himself, who had accompanied the Bantry Bay expedition in 1796,
-had risen from the ranks, and had brought himself into notice by his
-brilliant conduct in La Vendée.
-
-The day after landing, the French advanced towards Ballina, leaving
-at Killala six officers and two hundred men to guard a quantity of
-ammunition which they had no means of carrying with them. The English
-garrison of Ballina fled on their approach, and Humbert, stationing
-there one hundred more of his men, pushed on to Castlebar, where
-General Lake was prepared to meet him. The latter had previously
-ascertained, by means of a flag of truce, the exact number of the
-French, and had sent a message privily to the bishop, telling him to
-be of good cheer, inasmuch as the great superiority of his own numbers
-would speedily enable him to give a good account of the invading force.
-What did occur when the French and English met is, perhaps, best told
-in the words of General Hutchinson, Lake’s second in command during the
-affair. Contemporary authorities, however, prove that Hutchinson has
-very much understated the numbers of the English force:--
-
-“On Monday morning, 27th August, about an hour before sunrise, a
-report was received from the outposts, distant about six miles, that
-the enemy was advancing. The troops were immediately assembled, having
-the night before received orders to be under arms two hours before
-day-break. The troops and cannon were then posted on a position
-previously taken, where they remained until seven o’clock. They were
-1,600 or 1,700 cavalry and infantry, ten pieces of cannon and a
-howitzer. The ground was very strong by nature; the French were about
-700, having left 100 at Ballina and 200 at Killala. They did not land
-above 1,000 rank and file. They had with them about 500 rebels, a great
-proportion of whom fled after the first discharge of cannon. The French
-had only two 4-pounders and from thirty to forty mounted men.
-
-“Nothing could exceed the misconduct of the troops, with the exception
-of the artillery, which was admirably served, and of Lord Roden’s
-Fencibles, who appeared at all times ready to do their duty. There
-is too much reason to imagine that two of the regiments had been
-previously tampered with; the hope of which disaffection induced
-the French to make the attack, which was certainly one of the most
-hazardous and desperate ever thought of against a very superior body of
-troops, as their retreat both on Killala and Ballina was cut off by Sir
-Thomas Chapman and General Taylor.
-
-“When the troops fell into confusion without the possibility of
-rallying them, there was scarcely any danger; very few men had at that
-time fallen on our part: the French, on the contrary, had suffered
-considerably. They lost six officers and from 70 to 80 men, which was
-great, considering how short a time the action lasted and the smallness
-of their numbers. I am convinced that had our troops continued firm
-for ten minutes longer, the affair must have been over to our entire
-advantage, but they fired volleys without any orders at a few men
-before they were within musket-shot. It was impossible to stop them,
-and they abandoned their ground immediately afterwards.”
-
-Although the French did not attempt to pursue, the defeated army of
-Lake never halted till they reached Tuam, nearly forty English miles
-from the field of battle. On the evening of the same day they renewed
-their flight, and retired still farther towards Athlone, where an
-officer of Carabineers, with sixty of his men, arrived at one o’clock
-on Tuesday, the 29th August, having achieved a retreat of above seventy
-English miles in twenty-seven hours! All Lake’s artillery fell into the
-hands of the French. As soon as Lord Cornwallis heard of the invasion,
-conscious of the uncertain temper of the troops upon whom he had to
-rely, he determined to march in person to the west, collecting, as he
-came, such a force as must at once overwhelm the enemy.
-
-Meantime the victorious French were met on the 5th of September at
-Colooney by Colonel Vereker, of the Limerick Regiment, an energetic
-officer, who had hastened from Sligo to attack them with 200 infantry,
-30 dragoons, and two guns. After a gallant struggle he was compelled
-to retire with the loss of his guns, and the French advanced into
-Leitrim, hoping to find elsewhere stouter and more helpful allies than
-they had hitherto found amongst the half-starved cottiers of Mayo.
-
-Crawford, afterwards the celebrated leader of the light division in
-Spain, rashly attacked them on the 7th of September with an inferior
-force near Ballynamore, and was very roughly handled by them; but
-on the 8th, Humbert, closely followed by Lake and Crawford, found
-himself confronted at Ballynamuck by Cornwallis and the main army.
-In this desperate situation, surrounded by upwards of 25,000 men,
-Humbert coolly drew up his little force, with no other object, it
-must be presumed, than to maintain the honour of the French flag. His
-rearguard, again attacked by Crawford, surrendered, but the remainder
-of the French continued to defend themselves for about half-an-hour
-longer, and contrived to take prisoner Lord Roden and some of his
-dragoons. They then, on the appearance of the main body of General
-Lake’s army, laid down their arms--746 privates and 96 officers; having
-lost about 200 men since their landing at Killala, on the 22nd of
-August.
-
-The loss of the British at the battle of Ballynamuck was officially
-stated at three killed, and thirteen wounded. Their losses at Castlebar
-and elsewhere were never communicated to the public.
-
-Plowden, who gives a detailed account of Humbert’s invasion in his
-_Historical Review of the State of Ireland_, published but five
-years after the event, observes:--“It must ever remain a humiliating
-reflection upon the power and lustre of the British arms that so
-pitiful a detachment as that of 1,100 French infantry should, in a
-kingdom in which there was an armed force of above 150,000 men, have
-not only put to rout a select army of 6,000 men prepared to receive the
-invaders, but also provided themselves with ordnance and ammunition
-from our stores, taken several of our towns, marched 122 Irish (above
-150 English) miles through the country, and kept arms in their
-victorious hands for seventeen days in the heart of an armed kingdom.
-But it was this English army which the gallant and uncompromising
-Abercromby had, on the 26th of the preceding February, found ‘in such a
-state of licentiousness as must render it formidable to every one but
-the enemy.’”
-
-Although the private letters of Lord Cornwallis, General Lake and
-Captain Herbert Taylor, which are now submitted to us, breathe nothing
-but indignation and disgust at the misconduct, insubordination, and
-cruelty of their panic-stricken troops, the public despatches, as the
-custom is, contain unalloyed praise.
-
-A lengthy despatch penned by General Lake, on the evening of the
-surrender of Humbert’s little band, is worded almost as emphatically
-as Wellington’s despatch after Waterloo; about thirty officers are
-especially mentioned in it by name, and the conduct of the cavalry is
-sub-sarcastically described as having been “highly conspicuous.” Lord
-Cornwallis’s general order, too, dated on the following day, declares
-“that he cannot too much applaud the zeal and spirit which has been
-manifested by the army from the commencement of the operations against
-the invading enemy until the surrender of the French forces.” Such is
-too often the real value of official praise.
-
-Notwithstanding this public testimony to the worth of the large army
-which surrounded and captured the handful of French invaders of 1798,
-the information which we now glean from _The Cornwallis Correspondence_
-serves but little to establish the Duke of York’s character as a
-successful military administrator, if a commander-in-chief is to be
-judged of by the effective state of the officers and troops under his
-direction.
-
-Tired of the parade-ground and the desk, or, possibly, feeling that
-he did not shine at them, H. R. H. again tried his hand at active
-campaigning in 1799, and again failed. On the 9th of September of that
-year he once more sailed for Holland, and was actually permitted to
-assume the direction of the most considerable expedition that ever left
-the British shores. In conjunction with Russia, its object was to expel
-the French from Holland. After several bloody battles, fought with
-doubtful success, the duke found himself, in less than five weeks, so
-situated as to render it advisable for him to treat with the enemy. He
-proposed that the French should allow the allied army under his command
-to re-embark, threatening to destroy the dykes and ruin the surrounding
-country if his proposal was not entertained. After some discussion
-the French agreed to the re-embarkation of the allies, provided they
-departed before the 1st of November, left behind them all the artillery
-they had taken, and restored 8,000 French and Batavian prisoners who
-had been captured on former occasions. On these terms “a British king’s
-son, commanding 41,000 men, capitulated to a French general who had
-only 30,000,”[11] and the duke, fortunately for England, sheathed his
-sword, to draw it no more on the field of battle.
-
-Lord Cornwallis writes on the 24th October: “By private letters which
-I have seen from Holland, our troops in general seem to have been
-in the greatest confusion, and on many occasions to have behaved
-exceedingly ill. There may be some exception in the corps belonging
-to Abercromby’s division. Considering the hasty manner in which they
-were thrown together, and the officers by whom they were commanded, I
-am not surprised at this. Would to God they were all on board! I dread
-the retreat and embarkation. David Dundas will never be like Cæsar,
-the favourite of fortune; hitherto, at least, that fickle goddess has
-set her face very steadily against him.” “I see no prospect of any
-essential improvement in our military system, for I am afraid that a
-buttoned coat, a heavy hat and feather, and a cursed sash tied round
-our waist will not lead the way to victory.”
-
-The abortive expeditions against Ostend and Ferrol, which had
-terminated in the capture and disgrace of the troops employed in them,
-appear to have induced Lord Cornwallis to draw up a memorandum on the
-subject, and to submit it to the duke. The following is an extract from
-it:--
-
-“I admit that while we are at war, and have the means of acting, we
-should not remain entirely on the defensive, but at the same time I
-would not go lightly in quest of adventures, with regiments raised
-with extreme difficulty, without means of recruiting, and commanded
-principally by officers without experience or knowledge of their
-profession. The expense, likewise, of expeditions is enormous, and the
-disgrace attending upon ill success is not likely to promote that most
-desirable object--a good peace.”
-
-After the re-embarkation of the Ferrol expedition, he writes: “The
-prospect of public affairs is most gloomy. What a disgraceful and what
-an expensive campaign have we made! Twenty-two thousand men, a large
-proportion not soldiers, floating round the greater part of Europe the
-scorn and laughing-stock of friends and foes.”
-
-In the spring of 1801, Lord Cornwallis, replaced in Ireland by Lord
-Hardwicke and Sir W. Medows, assumed the command of the eastern
-district in England--invasion appearing imminent. His letters to his
-friend Ross at this period are most desponding. Our best troops were
-abroad upon expeditions. One barren success in Egypt, with which
-ministers attempted to gild half-a-dozen failures, had cost us the
-gallant Abercromby. The defence of the country was intrusted to the
-militia. The Duke of York had actually proposed to introduce a Russian
-force to coerce and civilize Ireland, and would have done so had not
-the better sense and feeling of Cornwallis prevailed. “My disgrace
-must be certain,” writes he to Ross, “should the enemy land. What
-could I hope, with eight weak regiments of militia, making about 2,800
-firelocks, and two regiments of dragoons?”... “In our wooden walls
-alone must we place our trust; we should make a sad business of it on
-shore.”... “If it is really intended that ---- should defend Kent and
-Sussex, it is of very little consequence what army you place under
-his command.”... “God send that we may have no occasion to decide
-the matter on shore, where I have too much reason to apprehend that
-the contest must terminate in the disgrace of the general and the
-destruction of the country.”... “I confess that I see no prospect of
-peace, or of anything good. We shall prepare for the land defence of
-England by much wild and capricious expenditure of money, and if the
-enemy should ever elude the vigilance of our wooden walls, we shall
-after all make a bad figure.”[12]
-
-Bad as matters had been at the time of Humbert’s invasion, it is clear
-that Lord Cornwallis believed our military affairs to be in a much
-worse condition in 1801.
-
-In Ireland, in 1798, he had under him a few officers on whom he could
-depend, and although his army, thanks to Lord Amherst and the Duke of
-York, was in a deplorable state of discipline, he, a good and practised
-general, was at its head, to make the best of it.
-
-The Duke of Wellington has since taught us, on more than one occasion,
-that there are some extraordinary workmen who can do good work with
-any tools, and who can even make their own tools as they require
-them.--But in England, in 1801, the military workmen in court employ
-were all so execrably bad, that it mattered little what was the quality
-of the tools supplied to them. The Duke of York, David Dundas, and
-Lord Chatham had everything their own way: the most important posts,
-the most costly expeditions, were intrusted, not to the officers most
-formidable to the enemy, but to the friends and _protégés_ of the
-military courtiers who stood best at Windsor and St. James’s. It is no
-small proof of Cornwallis’s tact in judging of men, that whilst we find
-him deprecating the employment in independent commands of such generals
-as the Dukes of Gloucester and Cumberland, Dundas, Burrard (of Cintra),
-Coote (of Ostend), Pulteney (of Ferrol), Whitelock (of Buenos Ayres),
-and Lord Chatham (of Walcheren), he had always a word of approval for
-Lake and Abercromby, and in an introductory letter to Sir John Shore,
-speaks of the lieutenant-colonel of his own regiment, the Hon. Arthur
-Wesley, as a “sensible man and a good officer.”
-
-Throughout the whole of _The Cornwallis Correspondence_, there is no
-single hint of stinted means for the defence of the country, there is
-no single doubt cast upon the personal bravery of our officers and our
-men; but there are many out-spoken complaints of utter incompetence and
-reckless extravagance on the part of those who had the chief conduct
-of our military affairs. From 1795 to 1805--that time of fear--we have
-now incontrovertible testimony that both England and Ireland were in
-an indefensible condition, had an invader landed with a very moderate
-body of such soldiers as Humbert led; and that that condition was owing
-in no degree to any want of manliness or liberality on the part of the
-British nation, but solely and entirely to the want of capacity of
-the men whom it pleased the court, in spite of repeated disgrace and
-defeat, perversely to maintain in the management and command of the
-army.[13]
-
-Mr. Pitt survived Lord Cornwallis but a few months, dying early in
-1806, and Lord Grenville, when invited by George III. to succeed
-him, positively declined to do so, unless the army was placed under
-ministerial control. To this innovation the poor crazy king demurred.
-It had been an amusement and an occupation to him in his lucid
-intervals, “to transact military business with Frederick,” with what
-deplorable results to the resources and credit of the nation we now
-know.[14] His Majesty objected, that ever since the time of the first
-Duke of Cumberland, the army had been considered as under the exclusive
-control of the sovereign, without any right of interference on the
-part of his ministers, save in matters relating to levying, clothing,
-feeding, and paying it; and he expressed a strong disinclination to
-make any concession which should fetter himself, and the Duke of York,
-in doing as they pleased with their own.
-
-Lord Grenville, however, remained firm; for, in the opinion of himself
-and his friends, the safety of the kingdom required that he should be
-so, and, ultimately, the king gave way, on condition that no changes
-should be carried into effect at the Horse Guards without his knowledge
-and approval.
-
-But other and more complaisant advisers soon replaced Lord Grenville,
-and circumstances, entirely corroborative of the estimate which
-Grenville and Cornwallis had formed of his character, rendered it
-advisable that the Duke of York should retire from public life.[15] Sir
-David Dundas, notoriously one of the most incapable and unfit general
-officers in the service, was selected by the court as H. R. H.’s
-successor; and, about two years afterwards, George III. finally
-disappeared from the scene, and the Regency commenced.[16] Then the
-duke, in spite of all that had transpired, was instantly recalled by
-his royal brother to Whitehall, where he remained until his death.
-The Regent was not the man to waive one iota of what he held to be
-his prerogative. During his reign, the right of the Crown to the
-irresponsible direction of the British army was fully asserted; and, in
-spite of five years of almost unvaried success in the Peninsula, and of
-the crowning glory of Waterloo, a fantastically dressed, luxurious, and
-unpopular body it became under the royal auspices. To the present day,
-regimental officers, fond of their glass, bless his Majesty for what
-is called “the Prince Regent’s allowance,” a boon which daily ensures
-to them a cheap after-dinner bottle of wine, at a cost to their more
-abstemious brother officers, and to taxpayers in general, of 27,000_l._
-a year.
-
-Happily for the present generation, matters have changed since those
-corrupt times, in many--many respects for the better. The British army
-is no longer looked upon by the people as a costly and not very useful
-toy, chiefly maintained for the diversion of royalty; we now recognize
-and respect in it an important national engine, for the proper
-condition and conduct of which--as for that of the navy--a Secretary
-of State is directly responsible to Parliament. But a change of such
-magnitude has not been carried out without much peevish remonstrance
-and factious opposition on the part of the many whose patronage it has
-diminished, and whose power it has curtailed; and there are still not a
-few who offer what opposition they dare to its harmonious consummation.
-
-It is to be feared that a slight leaven of the same spirit which, sixty
-years ago, wasted the resources and paralyzed the energies of this
-powerful nation, may, perchance, still linger around the precincts of
-Whitehall and St. James’s,--and it is not impossible that when the
-SMITH AND ELDER of the twentieth century present to the public their
-first editions of the _Panmure Papers_ and the _Herbert Memoirs_,
-facts, bearing on the disasters of the Crimean war, and on the invasion
-panic of 1859–60, may for the first time be made known--not entirely
-different from those with which we have recently become acquainted
-through _The Cornwallis Correspondence_.
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[5] “The duke has very unwisely taken over three or four boys of the
-Guards as his aides-de-camp: which will be of great disservice to him,
-and can be of no use to them.”--_Lord Cornwallis to Lt.-Col. Ross,
-1784._
-
-[6] Three or four of the Prince of Wales’s letters are given at length.
-They all prove “the first gentleman and scholar of his day” to have
-been a very illiterate and unscrupulous jobber. In one of them he
-proposed to the Governor-General to displace “a black, named Alii
-Cann,” who was chief criminal judge of Benares, in order that a youth,
-named Pellegrine Treves, the son of a notorious London money-lender,
-might be appointed to that office.
-
-Lord Cornwallis replied, that Ali Ibrahim Khan, though a native, was
-one of the most able and respected public servants in India, and
-that it would be a most difficult and unpopular step to remove him;
-and that even if his post were vacant, the youth and inexperience of
-the money-lender’s son rendered him utterly ineligible for such an
-important trust. One of the causes of complaint which H. R. H. urged
-against his royal parent was, that he, also, was not intrusted with
-high military command.
-
-[7] The sufferings of the British soldiers in Holland, in 1794–5,
-from the incompetence and negligence of their superior officers, and
-the waste of public money from the same causes, have scarcely been
-exceeded during the Crimean war. In Lord Malmesbury’s Diary we find the
-following entry on the 7th Dec. 1793: “Lord Herbert came to see me.
-Complained much of the insubordination of the army; that it was greater
-than could be believed, and that the Guards were so beyond measure.
-Condemned the conduct of Gage, who had resigned on being refused leave
-of absence.” On the 16th of Feb. 1794, the Duke of Portland writes to
-Lord Malmesbury: “The Duke of York will return to the army the latter
-end of next week. But I cannot help saying that unless the licentious,
-not to say mutinous, spirit which prevails among our troops, and which
-originated in, I am sorry to say, and is cultivated by the Guards, is
-not subdued and extinguished, there is an end of the army.”
-
-[8] His lordship’s country seat.
-
-[9] The Duke.
-
-[10] The following letter, addressed by a subaltern to his commanding
-officer, is given by the editor of the _Cornwallis Papers_, as a
-specimen of the habits, education and discipline of the British army
-about the year 1800:--
-
- “_To Lieut.-Col. ----, -- Foot._
-
- “SIR,--I _believe_ (I am a member of the ---- mess), if so, I
- will take the liberty to submit the following argument, viz.,
- every gentleman under the immediate propensity of liquor has
- different propensities; to prove which, I have only to mention
- the present instance with respect to myself and Lieut. ----. _My_
- propensity is noise and riot--_his_ sleep.
-
- “I ever conceived that in a public mess-room, three things were
- certain: first, that it was open to every officer who chose to
- pay the subscription; second, that he might indulge himself with
- liquor as much as he pleased; and third, that if a gentleman and
- a member of the mess chose to get intoxicated in the mess-room,
- that no other officer (however high his rank in the regiment)
- had a right, or dare order to restrain (not being president) his
- _momentary propensity_ in the mess-room.
-
- “As such, and this being the case, I must inform you that you
- have acted in a most unprecedented and unknown (not to say
- ungentlemanlike) way, in presuming to enter the mess-room as a
- commanding officer, and to bring a sentry at your back (which you
- asserted you had) to turn out the amusement (a hand organ) of
- the company (a stranger being present), and thereby prevent the
- harmony which it is supposed ought to exist in a mess-room.
-
- “I appeal to you as a gentleman, and if you will answer this
- letter _as such_, you at all times know how to direct to
-
- “---- ----,
- “_Lieut. ----, -- Foot_.”
-
-
-
-
-[11] Mr. Tierney’s speech in the House of Commons.
-
-[12] Lieut.-Col. Gordon (Sir Willoughby), Military Secretary to the
-Duke of York, speaks of Lord Cornwallis as “an officer whose estimation
-in the army could not be exceeded.”--_Lieut.-Col. Gordon to Sir A.
-Wellesley, 1807._
-
-[13] “The staff in Kent seems to be calculated solely for the purpose
-of placing the defence of the country in the hands of Sir D. Dundas.
-However he may succeed with other people, I think he cannot persuade
-Mr. Pitt and Lord Melville that he is a clever fellow; and surely they
-must have too much sense to believe that it is possible that a man
-without talents, and who can neither write nor talk intelligibly, can
-be a good general.”--_Lord C. to Lt.-Gen. Ross._
-
-[14] “April 12, 1800. The king much improved. Saw the Duke of York for
-two hours yesterday, on military matters.
-
-“April 13. The king not so well. Over-excited himself
-yesterday.”--_Diary of the Right Hon. Sir George Rose._
-
-[15] “The Duke of York is certainly in a bad way. All that we can do
-will be to acquit him of corruption; and indeed I doubt whether we
-shall be able to carry him so far as to acquit him of suspecting Mrs.
-Clarke’s practices and allowing them to go on. If we should succeed in
-both these objects, the question will then turn upon the point whether
-it is proper that a prince of the blood, who has manifested so much
-weakness as he has, and has led such a life (for that is material in
-these days), is a proper person to be intrusted with the duties of a
-responsible office.
-
-“We shall be beat upon this question, I think. If we should carry it
-by a small majority, the duke will equally be obliged to resign his
-office, and most probably the consequence of such a victory must be
-that the government will be broken up.”--_Sir A. Wellesley to the Duke
-of Richmond, 1809._
-
-[16] “General Dundas is, I understand, appointed commander-in-chief, _I
-should imagine much against the inclination of the king’s ministers_;
-but I understand that it is expected that the Duke of York will be able
-to resume his situation by the time Sir David is quite superannuated,
-and it might not be so easy to get a younger or a better man out of
-office at so early a period.”--_Sir A. W. to the Duke of R., 1809._
-
-
-
-
-To Goldenhair.
-
-(FROM HORACE.)
-
-
- Ah, Pyrrha--tell me, whose the happy lot
- To woo thee on a couch of lavish roses--
- Who, bathed in odorous dews, in his fond arms encloses
- Thee, in some happy grot?
-
- For whom those nets of golden-gloried hair
- Dost thou entwine in cunning carelessnesses?
- Alas, poor boy! Who thee, in fond belief, caresses
- Deeming thee wholly fair!
-
- How oft shall he thy fickleness bemoan,
- When fair to foul shall change--and he, unskilful
- In pilotage, beholds--with tempests wildly wilful--
- The happy calm o’erthrown!
-
- He, who now hopes that thou wilt ever prove
- All void of care, and full of fond endearing,
- Knows not that varies more, than Zephyrs ever-veering,
- The fickle breath of Love.
-
- Ah, hapless he, to whom, like seas untried,
- Thou seemest fair! That _my_ sea-going’s ended
- My votive tablet proves, to those dark Gods suspended,
- Who o’er the waves preside.
-
- THOMAS HOOD.
-
-
-
-
-Framley Parsonage.
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-A MATTER OF CONSCIENCE.
-
-It is no doubt very wrong to long after a naughty thing. But
-nevertheless we all do so. One may say that hankering after naughty
-things is the very essence of the evil into which we have been
-precipitated by Adam’s fall. When we confess that we are all sinners,
-we confess that we all long after naughty things.
-
-And ambition is a great vice--as Mark Antony told us a long time ago--a
-great vice, no doubt, if the ambition of the man be with reference to
-his own advancement, and not to the advancement of others. But then,
-how many of us are there who are not ambitious in this vicious manner?
-
-And there is nothing viler than the desire to know great people--people
-of great rank I should say; nothing worse than the hunting of titles
-and worshipping of wealth. We all know this, and say it every day of
-our lives. But presuming that a way into the society of Park Lane was
-open to us, and a way also into that of Bedford Row, how many of us are
-there who would prefer Bedford Row because it is so vile to worship
-wealth and title?
-
-I am led into these rather trite remarks by the necessity of putting
-forward some sort of excuse for that frame of mind in which the Rev.
-Mark Robarts awoke on the morning after his arrival at Chaldicotes. And
-I trust that the fact of his being a clergyman will not be allowed to
-press against him unfairly. Clergymen are subject to the same passions
-as other men; and, as far as I can see, give way to them, in one
-line or in another, almost as frequently. Every clergyman should, by
-canonical rule, feel a personal disinclination to a bishopric; but yet
-we do not believe that such personal disinclination is generally very
-strong.
-
-Mark’s first thoughts when he woke on that morning flew back to Mr.
-Fothergill’s invitation. The duke had sent a special message to say how
-peculiarly glad he, the duke, would be to make acquaintance with him,
-the parson! How much of this message had been of Mr. Fothergill’s own
-manufacture, that Mark Robarts did not consider.
-
-He had obtained a living at an age when other young clergymen are
-beginning to think of a curacy, and he had obtained such a living as
-middle-aged parsons in their dreams regard as a possible Paradise for
-their old years. Of course he thought that all these good things had
-been the results of his own peculiar merits. Of course he felt that he
-was different from other parsons,--more fitted by nature for intimacy
-with great persons, more urbane, more polished, and more richly endowed
-with modern clerical well-to-do aptitudes. He was grateful to Lady
-Lufton for what she had done for him; but perhaps not so grateful as he
-should have been.
-
-At any rate he was not Lady Lufton’s servant, nor even her dependant.
-So much he had repeated to himself on many occasions, and had gone
-so far as to hint the same idea to his wife. In his career as parish
-priest he must in most things be the judge of his own actions--and in
-many also it was his duty to be the judge of those of his patroness.
-The fact of Lady Lufton having placed him in the living, could by no
-means make her the proper judge of his actions. This he often said
-to himself; and he said as often that Lady Lufton certainly had a
-hankering after such a judgment-seat.
-
-Of whom generally did prime ministers and official bigwigs think it
-expedient to make bishops and deans? Was it not, as a rule, of those
-clergymen who had shown themselves able to perform their clerical
-duties efficiently, and able also to take their place with ease in high
-society? He was very well off certainly at Framley; but he could never
-hope for anything beyond Framley, if he allowed himself to regard Lady
-Lufton as a bugbear. Putting Lady Lufton and her prejudices out of the
-question, was there any reason why he ought not to accept the duke’s
-invitation? He could not see that there was any such reason. If any one
-could be a better judge on such a subject than himself, it must be his
-bishop. And it was clear that the bishop wished him to go to Gatherum
-Castle.
-
-The matter was still left open to him. Mr. Fothergill had especially
-explained that; and therefore his ultimate decision was as yet within
-his own power. Such a visit would cost him some money, for he knew
-that a man does not stay at great houses without expense; and then, in
-spite of his good income, he was not very flush of money. He had been
-down this year with Lord Lufton in Scotland. Perhaps it might be more
-prudent for him to return home.
-
-But then an idea came to him that it behoved him as a man and a priest
-to break through that Framley thraldom under which he felt that he did
-to a certain extent exist. Was it not the fact that he was about to
-decline this invitation from fear of Lady Lufton? and if so, was that a
-motive by which he ought to be actuated? It was incumbent on him to rid
-himself of that feeling. And in this spirit he got up and dressed.
-
-There was hunting again on that day; and as the hounds were to meet
-near Chaldicotes, and to draw some coverts lying on the verge of the
-chase, the ladies were to go in carriages through the drives of the
-forest, and Mr. Robarts was to escort them on horseback. Indeed it was
-one of those hunting-days got up rather for the ladies than for the
-sport. Great nuisances they are to steady, middle-aged hunting men; but
-the young fellows like them because they have thereby an opportunity
-of showing off their sporting finery, and of doing a little flirtation
-on horseback. The bishop, also, had been minded to be of the party;
-so, at least, he had said on the previous evening; and a place in one
-of the carriages had been set apart for him: but since that, he and
-Mrs. Proudie had discussed the matter in private, and at breakfast his
-lordship declared that he had changed his mind.
-
-Mr. Sowerby was one of those men who are known to be very poor--as poor
-as debt can make a man--but who, nevertheless, enjoy all the luxuries
-which money can give. It was believed that he could not live in
-England out of jail but for his protection as a member of Parliament;
-and yet it seemed that there was no end to his horses and carriages,
-his servants and retinue. He had been at this work for a great many
-years, and practice, they say, makes perfect. Such companions are very
-dangerous. There is no cholera, no yellow-fever, no small-pox more
-contagious than debt. If one lives habitually among embarrassed men,
-one catches it to a certainty. No one had injured the community in this
-way more fatally than Mr. Sowerby. But still he carried on the game
-himself; and now on this morning carriages and horses thronged at his
-gate, as though he were as substantially rich as his friend the Duke of
-Omnium.
-
-“Robarts, my dear fellow,” said Mr. Sowerby, when they were well
-under way down one of the glades of the forest,--for the place
-where the hounds met was some four or five miles from the house of
-Chaldicotes,--“ride on with me a moment. I want to speak to you; and if
-I stay behind we shall never get to the hounds.” So Mark, who had come
-expressly to escort the ladies, rode on alongside of Mr. Sowerby in his
-pink coat.
-
-“My dear fellow, Fothergill tells me that you have some hesitation
-about going to Gatherum Castle.”
-
-“Well, I did decline, certainly. You know I am not a man of pleasure,
-as you are. I have some duties to attend to.”
-
-“Gammon!” said Mr. Sowerby; and as he said it he looked with a kind of
-derisive smile into the clergyman’s face.
-
-“It is easy enough to say that, Sowerby; and perhaps I have no right to
-expect that you should understand me.”
-
-“Ah, but I do understand you; and I say it is gammon. I would be the
-last man in the world to ridicule your scruples about duty, if this
-hesitation on your part arose from any such scruple. But answer me
-honestly, do you not know that such is not the case?”
-
-“I know nothing of the kind.”
-
-“Ah, but I think you do. If you persist in refusing this invitation
-will it not be because you are afraid of making Lady Lufton angry? I do
-not know what there can be in that woman that she is able to hold both
-you and Lufton in leading-strings.”
-
-Robarts, of course, denied the charge and protested that he was not
-to be taken back to his own parsonage by any fear of Lady Lufton.
-But though he made such protest with warmth, he knew that he did so
-ineffectually. Sowerby only smiled and said that the proof of the
-pudding was in the eating.
-
-“What is the good of a man keeping a curate if it be not to save him
-from that sort of drudgery?” he asked.
-
-“Drudgery! If I were a drudge how could I be here to-day?”
-
-“Well, Robarts, look here. I am speaking now, perhaps, with more of the
-energy of an old friend than circumstances fully warrant; but I am an
-older man than you, and as I have a regard for you I do not like to see
-you throw up a good game when it is in your hands.”
-
-“Oh, as far as that goes, Sowerby, I need hardly tell you that I
-appreciate your kindness.”
-
-“If you are content,” continued the man of the world, “to live at
-Framley all your life, and to warm yourself in the sunshine of the
-dowager there, why, in such case, it may perhaps be useless for you to
-extend the circle of your friends; but if you have higher ideas than
-these, I think you will be very wrong to omit the present opportunity
-of going to the duke’s. I never knew the duke go so much out of his way
-to be civil to a clergyman as he has done in this instance.”
-
-“I am sure I am very much obliged to him.”
-
-“The fact is, that you may, if you please, make yourself popular in the
-county; but you cannot do it by obeying all Lady Lufton’s behests. She
-is a dear old woman, I am sure.”
-
-“She is, Sowerby; and you would say so, if you knew her.”
-
-“I don’t doubt it; but it would not do for you or me to live exactly
-according to her ideas. Now, here, in this case, the bishop of the
-diocese is to be one of the party, and he has, I believe, already
-expressed a wish that you should be another.”
-
-“He asked me if I were going.”
-
-“Exactly; and Archdeacon Grantley will be there.”
-
-“Will he?” asked Mark. Now, that would be a great point gained, for
-Archdeacon Grantley was a close friend of Lady Lufton.
-
-“So I understand from Fothergill. Indeed, it will be very wrong of you
-not to go, and I tell you so plainly; and what is more, when you talk
-about your duty--you having a curate as you have--why, it is gammon.”
-These last words he spoke looking back over his shoulder as he stood
-up in his stirrups, for he had caught the eye of the huntsman who was
-surrounded by his hounds, and was now trotting on to join him.
-
-During a great portion of the day, Mark found himself riding by the
-side of Mrs. Proudie, as that lady leaned back in her carriage. And
-Mrs. Proudie smiled on him graciously though her daughter would not do
-so. Mrs. Proudie was fond of having an attendant clergyman; and as it
-was evident that Mr. Robarts lived among nice people--titled dowagers,
-members of parliament, and people of that sort--she was quite willing
-to instal him as a sort of honorary chaplain _pro tem_.
-
-“I’ll tell you what we have settled, Mrs. Harold Smith and I,” said
-Mrs. Proudie to him. “This lecture at Barchester will be so late on
-Saturday evening, that you had all better come and dine with us.”
-
-Mark bowed and thanked her, and declared that he should be very happy
-to make one of such a party. Even Lady Lufton could not object to this,
-although she was not especially fond of Mrs. Proudie.
-
-“And then they are to sleep at the hotel. It will really be too late
-for ladies to think of going back so far at this time of the year. I
-told Mrs. Harold Smith, and Miss Dunstable too, that we could manage
-to make room at any rate for them. But they will not leave the other
-ladies; so they go to the hotel for that night. But, Mr. Robarts, the
-bishop will never allow you to stay at the inn, so of course you will
-take a bed at the palace.”
-
-It immediately occurred to Mark that as the lecture was to be given
-on Saturday evening, the next morning would be Sunday; and, on that
-Sunday, he would have to preach at Chaldicotes. “I thought they were
-all going to return the same night,” said he.
-
-“Well, they did intend it; but you see Mrs. Smith is afraid.”
-
-“I should have to get back here on the Sunday morning, Mrs. Proudie.”
-
-“Ah, yes, that is bad--very bad, indeed. No one dislikes any
-interference with the Sabbath more than I do. Indeed, if I am
-particular about anything it is about that. But some works are works
-of necessity, Mr. Robarts; are they not? Now you must necessarily be
-back at Chaldicotes on Sunday morning!” and so the matter was settled.
-Mrs. Proudie was very firm in general in the matter of Sabbath-day
-observances; but when she had to deal with such persons as Mrs. Harold
-Smith, it was expedient that she should give way a little. “You can
-start as soon as it’s daylight, you know, if you like it, Mr. Robarts,”
-said Mrs. Proudie.
-
-There was not much to boast of as to the hunting, but it was a very
-pleasant day for the ladies. The men rode up and down the grass
-roads through the chase, sometimes in the greatest possible hurry as
-though they never could go quick enough; and then the coachmen would
-drive very fast also though they did not know why, for a fast pace
-of movement is another of those contagious diseases. And then again
-the sportsmen would move at an undertaker’s pace, when the fox had
-traversed and the hounds would be at a loss to know which was the hunt
-and which was the heel; and then the carriage also would go slowly, and
-the ladies would stand up and talk. And then the time for lunch came;
-and altogether the day went by pleasantly enough.
-
-“And so that’s hunting, is it?” said Miss Dunstable.
-
-“Yes, that’s hunting,” said Mr. Sowerby.
-
-“I did not see any gentleman do anything that I could not do myself,
-except there was one young man slipped off into the mud; and I
-shouldn’t like that.”
-
-“But there was no breaking of bones, was there, my dear?” said Mrs.
-Harold Smith.
-
-“And nobody caught any foxes,” said Miss Dunstable. “The fact is, Mrs.
-Smith, that I don’t think much more of their sport than I do of their
-business. I shall take to hunting a pack of hounds myself after this.”
-
-“Do, my dear, and I’ll be your whipper-in. I wonder whether Mrs.
-Proudie would join us.”
-
-“I shall be writing to the duke to-night,” said Mr. Fothergill to Mark,
-as they were all riding up to the stable-yard together. “You will let
-me tell his grace that you will accept his invitation--will you not?”
-
-“Upon my word, the duke is very kind,” said Mark.
-
-“He is very anxious to know you, I can assure you,” said Fothergill.
-
-What could a young flattered fool of a parson do, but say that he would
-go? Mark did say that he would go; and, in the course of the evening
-his friend Mr. Sowerby congratulated him, and the bishop joked with him
-and said that he knew that he would not give up good company so soon;
-and Miss Dunstable said she would make him her chaplain as soon as
-parliament would allow quack doctors to have such articles--an allusion
-which Mark did not understand, till he learned that Miss Dunstable was
-herself the proprietress of the celebrated Oil of Lebanon, invented
-by her late respected father, and patented by him with such wonderful
-results in the way of accumulated fortune; and Mrs. Proudie made him
-quite one of their party, talking to him about all manner of church
-subjects; and then at last, even Miss Proudie smiled on him, when she
-learned that he had been thought worthy of a bed at a duke’s castle.
-And all the world seemed to be open to him.
-
-But he could not make himself happy that evening. On the next morning
-he must write to his wife; and he could already see the look of painful
-sorrow which would fall upon his Fanny’s brow when she learned that
-her husband was going to be a guest at the Duke of Omnium’s. And he
-must tell her to send him money, and money was scarce. And then, as
-to Lady Lufton, should he send her some message, or should he not? In
-either case he must declare war against her. And then did he not owe
-everything to Lady Lufton? And thus in spite of all his triumphs he
-could not get himself to bed in a happy frame of mind.
-
-On the next day, which was Friday, he postponed the disagreeable task
-of writing. Saturday would do as well; and on Saturday morning, before
-they all started for Barchester, he did write. And his letter ran as
-follows:--
-
- “Chaldicotes,--November, 185--.
-
- “DEAREST LOVE,--You will be astonished when I tell you how gay
- we all are here, and what further dissipations are in store for
- us. The Arabins, as you supposed, are not of our party; but the
- Proudies are,--as you supposed also. Your suppositions are always
- right. And what will you think when I tell you that I am to sleep
- at the palace on Saturday? You know that there is to be a lecture
- in Barchester on that day. Well; we must all go, of course, as
- Harold Smith, one of our set here, is to give it. And now it
- turns out that we cannot get back the same night because there is
- no moon; and Mrs. Bishop would not allow that my cloth should be
- contaminated by an hotel;--very kind and considerate, is it not?
-
- “But I have a more astounding piece of news for you than this.
- There is to be a great party at Gatherum Castle next week, and
- they have talked me over into accepting an invitation which the
- duke sent expressly to me. I refused at first; but everybody
- here said that my doing so would be so strange; and then they
- all wanted to know my reason. When I came to render it, I did
- not know what reason I had to give. The bishop is going, and he
- thought it very odd that I should not go also, seeing that I was
- asked.
-
- “I know what my own darling will think, and I know that she will
- not be pleased, and I must put off my defence till I return
- to her from this ogre-land,--if ever I do get back alive. But
- joking apart, Fanny, I think that I should have been wrong to
- stand out, when so much was said about it. I should have been
- seeming to take upon myself to sit in judgment upon the duke.
- I doubt if there be a single clergyman in the diocese, under
- fifty years of age, who would have refused the invitation under
- such circumstances,--unless it be Crawley, who is so mad on the
- subject that he thinks it almost wrong to take a walk out of his
- own parish.
-
- “I must stay at Gatherum Castle over Sunday week--indeed, we only
- go there on Friday. I have written to Jones about the duties. I
- can make it up to him, as I know he wishes to go into Wales at
- Christmas. My wanderings will all be over then, and he may go
- for a couple of months if he pleases. I suppose you will take my
- classes in the school on Sunday, as well as your own; but pray
- make them have a good fire. If this is too much for you, make
- Mrs. Podgens take the boys. Indeed I think that will be better.
-
- “Of course you will tell her ladyship of my whereabouts. Tell her
- from me, that as regards the bishop, as well as regarding another
- great personage, the colour has been laid on perhaps a little
- too thickly. Not that Lady Lufton would ever like him. Make her
- understand that my going to the duke’s has almost become a matter
- of conscience with me. I have not known how to make it appear
- that it would be right for me to refuse, without absolutely
- making a party matter of it. I saw that it would be said, that
- I, coming from Lady Lufton’s parish, could not go to the Duke of
- Omnium’s. This I did not choose.
-
- “I find that I shall want a little more money before I leave
- here, five or ten pounds--say ten pounds. If you cannot spare it,
- get it from Davis. He owes me more than that, a good deal.
-
- “And now, God bless and preserve you, my own love. Kiss my
- darling bairns for papa, and give them my blessing.
-
- “Always and ever your own,
- “M. R.”
-
-
-And then there was written, on an outside scrap which was folded round
-the full-written sheet of paper, “Make it as smooth at Framley Court as
-possible.”
-
-However strong, and reasonable, and unanswerable the body of Mark’s
-letter may have been, all his hesitation, weakness, doubt, and fear,
-were expressed in this short postscript.
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-AMANTIUM IRÆ AMORIS INTEGRATIO.
-
-And now, with my reader’s consent, I will follow the postman with
-that letter to Framley; not by its own circuitous route indeed, or by
-the same mode of conveyance; for that letter went into Barchester by
-the Courcy night mail-cart, which, on its road, passes through the
-villages of Uffley and Chaldicotes, reaching Barchester in time for the
-up mail-train to London. By that train, the letter was sent towards
-the metropolis as far as the junction of the Barset branch line, but
-there it was turned in its course, and came down again by the main line
-as far as Silverbridge; at which place, between six and seven in the
-morning, it was shouldered by the Framley footpost messenger, and in
-due course delivered at the Framley Parsonage exactly as Mrs. Robarts
-had finished reading prayers to the four servants. Or, I should say
-rather, that such would in its usual course have been that letter’s
-destiny. As it was, however, it reached Silverbridge on Sunday, and lay
-there till the Monday, as the Framley people have declined their Sunday
-post. And then again, when the letter was delivered at the parsonage,
-on that wet Monday morning, Mrs. Robarts was not at home. As we are all
-aware, she was staying with her ladyship at Framley Court.
-
-“Oh, but it’s mortial wet,” said the shivering postman as he handed in
-that and the vicar’s newspaper. The vicar was a man of the world, and
-took the _Jupiter_.
-
-“Come in, Robin postman, and warm theeself awhile,” said Jemima the
-cook, pushing a stool a little to one side, but still well in front of
-the big kitchen fire.
-
-“Well, I dudna jist know how it’ll be. The wery ’edges ’as eyes
-and tells on me in Silverbridge, if I so much as stops to pick a
-blackberry.”
-
-“There bain’t no hedges here, mon, nor yet no blackberries; so sit thee
-down and warm theeself. That’s better nor blackberries I’m thinking,”
-and she handed him a bowl of tea with a slice of buttered toast.
-
-Robin postman took the proffered tea, put his dripping hat on the
-ground, and thanked Jemima cook. “But I dudna jist know how it’ll be,”
-said he; “only it do pour so tarnation heavy.” Which among us, O my
-readers, could have withstood that temptation?
-
-Such was the circuitous course of Mark’s letter; but as it left
-Chaldicotes on Saturday evening, and reached Mrs. Robarts on the
-following morning, or would have done, but for that intervening Sunday,
-doing all its peregrinations during the night, it may be held that its
-course of transport was not inconveniently arranged. We, however, will
-travel by a much shorter route.
-
-Robin, in the course of his daily travels, passed, first the
-post-office at Framley, then the Framley Court back entrance, and then
-the vicar’s house, so that on this wet morning Jemima cook was not able
-to make use of his services in transporting this letter back to her
-mistress; for Robin had got another village before him, expectant of
-its letters.
-
-“Why didn’t thee leave it, mon, with Mr. Applejohn at the Court?” Mr.
-Applejohn was the butler who took the letter-bag. “Thee know’st as how
-missus was there.”
-
-And then Robin, mindful of the tea and toast, explained to her
-courteously how the law made it imperative on him to bring the letter
-to the very house that was indicated, let the owner of the letter be
-where she might; and he laid down the law very satisfactorily with
-sundry long-worded quotations. Not to much effect, however, for the
-housemaid called him an oaf; and Robin would decidedly have had the
-worst of it had not the gardener come in and taken his part. “They
-women knows nothin’, and understands nothin’,” said the gardener.
-“Give us hold of the letter. I’ll take it up to the house. It’s the
-master’s fist.” And then Robin postman went on one way, and the
-gardener, he went the other. The gardener never disliked an excuse for
-going up to the Court gardens, even on so wet a day as this.
-
-Mrs. Robarts was sitting over the drawing-room fire with Lady Meredith,
-when her husband’s letter was brought to her. The Framley Court
-letter-bag had been discussed at breakfast; but that was now nearly
-an hour since, and Lady Lufton, as was her wont, was away in her own
-room writing her own letters, and looking after her own matters; for
-Lady Lufton was a person who dealt in figures herself, and understood
-business almost as well as Harold Smith. And on that morning she also
-had received a letter which had displeased her not a little. Whence
-arose this displeasure neither Mrs. Robarts nor Lady Meredith knew; but
-her ladyship’s brow had grown black at breakfast time; she had bundled
-up an ominous-looking epistle into her bag without speaking of it, and
-had left the room immediately that breakfast was over.
-
-“There’s something wrong,” said Sir George.
-
-“Mamma does fret herself so much about Ludovic’s money matters,” said
-Lady Meredith. Ludovic was Lord Lufton,--Ludovic Lufton, Baron Lufton
-of Lufton, in the county of Oxfordshire.
-
-“And yet I don’t think Lufton gets much astray,” said Sir George, as he
-sauntered out of the room. “Well, Justy; we’ll put off going then till
-to-morrow; but remember, it must be the first train.” Lady Meredith
-said she would remember, and then they went into the drawing-room, and
-there Mrs. Robarts received her letter.
-
-Fanny, when she read it, hardly at first realized to herself the idea
-that her husband, the clergyman of Framley, the family clerical friend
-of Lady Lufton’s establishment, was going to stay with the Duke of
-Omnium. It was so thoroughly understood at Framley Court that the duke
-and all belonging to him was noxious and damnable. He was a Whig, he
-was a bachelor, he was a gambler, he was immoral in every way, he was a
-man of no church principle, a corrupter of youth, a sworn foe of young
-wives, a swallower up of small men’s patrimonies; a man whom mothers
-feared for their sons, and sisters for their brothers; and worse again,
-whom fathers had cause to fear for their daughters, and brothers for
-their sisters;--a man who, with his belongings, dwelt, and must dwell,
-poles asunder from Lady Lufton and her belongings!
-
-And it must be remembered that all these evil things were fully
-believed by Mrs. Robarts. Could it really be that her husband was going
-to dwell in the halls of Apollyon, to shelter himself beneath the wings
-of this very Lucifer? A cloud of sorrow settled upon her face, and
-then she read the letter again very slowly, not omitting the tell-tale
-postscript.
-
-“Oh, Justinia!” at last she said.
-
-“What, have you got bad news, too?”
-
-“I hardly know how to tell you what has occurred. There; I suppose
-you had better read it;” and she handed her husband’s epistle to Lady
-Meredith,--keeping back, however, the postscript.
-
-“What on earth will her ladyship say now?” said Lady Meredith, as she
-folded the paper, and replaced it in the envelope.
-
-“What had I better do, Justinia? how had I better tell her?” And then
-the two ladies put their heads together, bethinking themselves how they
-might best deprecate the wrath of Lady Lufton. It had been arranged
-that Mrs. Robarts should go back to the parsonage after lunch, and
-she had persisted in her intention after it had been settled that the
-Merediths were to stay over that evening. Lady Meredith now advised her
-friend to carry out this determination without saying anything about
-her husband’s terrible iniquities, and then to send the letter up to
-Lady Lufton as soon as she reached the parsonage. “Mamma will never
-know that you received it here,” said Lady Meredith.
-
-But Mrs. Robarts would not consent to this. Such a course seemed to her
-to be cowardly. She knew that her husband was doing wrong; she felt
-that he knew it himself; but still it was necessary that she should
-defend him. However terrible might be the storm, it must break upon her
-own head. So she at once went up and tapped at Lady Lufton’s private
-door; and as she did so Lady Meredith followed her.
-
-“Come in,” said Lady Lufton, and the voice did not sound soft and
-pleasant. When they entered, they found her sitting at her little
-writing table, with her head resting on her arm, and that letter which
-she had received that morning was lying open on the table before her.
-Indeed there were two letters now there, one from a London lawyer to
-herself, and the other from her son to that London lawyer. It needs
-only be explained that the subject of those letters was the immediate
-sale of that outlying portion of the Lufton property in Oxfordshire, as
-to which Mr. Sowerby once spoke. Lord Lufton had told the lawyer that
-the thing must be done at once, adding that his friend Robarts would
-have explained the whole affair to his mother. And then the lawyer had
-written to Lady Lufton, as indeed was necessary; but unfortunately Lady
-Lufton had not hitherto heard a word of the matter.
-
-In her eyes, the sale of family property was horrible; the fact that a
-young man with some fifteen or twenty thousand a year should require
-subsidiary money was horrible; that her own son should have not written
-to her himself was horrible; and it was also horrible that her own pet,
-the clergyman whom she had brought there to be her son’s friend, should
-be mixed up in the matter,--should be cognizant of it while she was not
-cognizant,--should be employed in it as a go-between and agent in her
-son’s bad courses. It was all horrible, and Lady Lufton was sitting
-there with a black brow and an uneasy heart. As regarded our poor
-parson, we may say that in this matter he was blameless, except that he
-had hitherto lacked the courage to execute his friend’s commission.
-
-“What is it, Fanny?” said Lady Lufton as soon as the door was opened;
-“I should have been down in half-an-hour, if you wanted me, Justinia.”
-
-“Fanny has received a letter which makes her wish to speak to you at
-once,” said Lady Meredith.
-
-“What letter, Fanny?”
-
-Poor Fanny’s heart was in her mouth; she held it in her hand, but had
-not yet quite made up her mind whether she would show it bodily to Lady
-Lufton.
-
-“From Mr. Robarts,” she said.
-
-“Well; I suppose he is going to stay another week at Chaldicotes. For
-my part I should be as well pleased;” and Lady Lufton’s voice was
-not friendly, for she was thinking of that farm in Oxfordshire. The
-imprudence of the young is very sore to the prudence of their elders.
-No woman could be less covetous, less grasping than Lady Lufton; but
-the sale of a portion of the old family property was to her as the loss
-of her own heart’s blood.
-
-“Here is the letter, Lady Lufton; perhaps you had better read it;” and
-Fanny handed it to her, again keeping back the postscript. She had
-read and re-read the letter downstairs, but could not make out whether
-her husband had intended her to show it. From the line of the argument
-she thought that he must have done so. At any rate he said for himself
-more than she could say for him, and so, probably, it was best that her
-ladyship should see it.
-
-Lady Lufton took it, and read it, and her face grew blacker and
-blacker. Her mind was set against the writer before she began it, and
-every word in it tended to make her feel more estranged from him. “Oh,
-he is going to the palace, is he--well; he must choose his own friends.
-Harold Smith one of his party! It’s a pity, my dear, he did not see
-Miss Proudie before he met you, he might have lived to be the bishop’s
-chaplain. Gatherum Castle! You don’t mean to tell me that he is going
-there? Then I tell you fairly, Fanny, that I have done with him.”
-
-“Oh, Lady Lufton, don’t say that,” said Mrs. Robarts, with tears in her
-eyes.
-
-“Mamma, mamma, don’t speak in that way,” said Lady Meredith.
-
-“But my dear, what am I to say? I must speak in that way. You would not
-wish me to speak falsehoods, would you? A man must choose for himself,
-but he can’t live with two different sets of people; at least, not if
-I belong to one and the Duke of Omnium to the other. The bishop going
-indeed! If there be anything that I hate it is hypocrisy.”
-
-“There is no hypocrisy in that, Lady Lufton.”
-
-“But I say there is, Fanny. Very strange, indeed! ‘Put off his
-defence!’ Why should a man need any defence to his wife if he acts in
-a straightforward way. His own language condemns him: ‘Wrong to stand
-out!’ Now, will either of you tell me that Mr. Robarts would really
-have thought it wrong to refuse that invitation? I say that that is
-hypocrisy. There is no other word for it.”
-
-By this time the poor wife, who had been in tears, was wiping them away
-and preparing for action. Lady Lufton’s extreme severity gave her
-courage. She knew that it behoved her to fight for her husband when he
-was thus attacked. Had Lady Lufton been moderate in her remarks Mrs.
-Robarts would not have had a word to say.
-
-“My husband may have been ill-judged,” she said, “but he is no
-hypocrite.”
-
-“Very well, my dear, I dare say you know better than I; but to me it
-looks extremely like hypocrisy: eh, Justinia?”
-
-“Oh, mamma, do be moderate.”
-
-“Moderate! That’s all very well. How is one to moderate one’s feelings
-when one has been betrayed?”
-
-“You do not mean that Mr. Robarts has betrayed you?” said the wife.
-
-“Oh, no; of course not.” And then she went on reading the letter:
-“‘Seem to have been standing in judgment upon the duke.’ Might he
-not use the same argument as to going into any house in the kingdom,
-however infamous? We must all stand in judgment one upon another in
-that sense. ‘Crawley!’ Yes; if he were a little more like Mr. Crawley
-it would be a good thing for me, and for the parish, and for you too,
-my dear. God forgive me for bringing him here; that’s all.”
-
-“Lady Lufton, I must say that you are very hard upon him--very hard. I
-did not expect it from such a friend.”
-
-“My dear, you ought to know me well enough to be sure that I shall
-speak my mind. ‘Written to Jones’--yes; it is easy enough to write to
-poor Jones. He had better write to Jones, and bid him do the whole
-duty. Then he can go and be the duke’s domestic chaplain.”
-
-“I believe my husband does as much of his own duty as any clergyman in
-the whole diocese,” said Mrs. Robarts, now again in tears.
-
-“And you are to take his work in the school; you and Mrs. Podgens.
-What with his curate and his wife and Mrs. Podgens, I don’t see why he
-should come back at all.”
-
-“Oh, mamma,” said Justinia, “pray, pray don’t be so harsh to her.”
-
-“Let me finish it, my dear,--oh, here I come. ‘Tell her ladyship my
-whereabouts.’ He little thought you’d show me this letter.”
-
-“Didn’t he?” said Mrs. Robarts, putting out her hand to get it back,
-but in vain. “I thought it was for the best; I did indeed.”
-
-“I had better finish it now, if you please. What is this? How does he
-dare send his ribald jokes to me in such a matter? No, I do not suppose
-I ever shall like Dr. Proudie; I have never expected it. A matter of
-conscience with him! Well--well, well. Had I not read it myself, I
-could not have believed it of him; I would not positively have believed
-it. ‘Coming from my parish he could not go to the Duke of Omnium!’ And
-it is what I would wish to have said. People fit for this parish should
-not be fit for the Duke of Omnium’s house. And I had trusted that he
-would have this feeling more strongly than any one else in it. I have
-been deceived--that’s all.”
-
-“He has done nothing to deceive you, Lady Lufton.”
-
-“I hope he will not have deceived you, my dear. ‘More money;’ yes, it
-is probable that he will want more money. There is your letter, Fanny.
-I am very sorry for it. I can say nothing more.” And she folded up the
-letter and gave it back to Mrs. Robarts.
-
-“I thought it right to show it you,” said Mrs. Robarts.
-
-“It did not much matter whether you did or no; of course I must have
-been told.”
-
-“He especially begs me to tell you.”
-
-“Why, yes; he could not very well have kept me in the dark in such
-a matter. He could not neglect his own work, and go and live with
-gamblers and adulterers at the Duke of Omnium’s without my knowing it.”
-
-And now Fanny Robarts’s cup was full, full to the overflowing. When
-she heard these words she forgot all about Lady Lufton, all about Lady
-Meredith, and remembered only her husband,--that he was her husband,
-and, in spite of his faults, a good and loving husband;--and that other
-fact also she remembered, that she was his wife.
-
-“Lady Lufton,” she said, “you forget yourself in speaking in that way
-of my husband.”
-
-“What!” said her ladyship; “you are to show me such a letter as that,
-and I am not to tell you what I think?”
-
-“Not if you think such hard things as that. Even you are not justified
-in speaking to me in that way, and I will not hear it.”
-
-“Heighty-tighty,” said her ladyship.
-
-“Whether or no he is right in going to the Duke of Omnium’s, I will not
-pretend to judge. He is the judge of his own actions, and neither you
-nor I.”
-
-“And when he leaves you with the butcher’s bill unpaid and no money to
-buy shoes for the children, who will be the judge then?”
-
-“Not you, Lady Lufton. If such bad days should ever come--and neither
-you nor I have a right to expect them--I will not come to you in my
-troubles; not after this.”
-
-“Very well, my dear. You may go to the Duke of Omnium if that suits you
-better.”
-
-“Fanny, come away,” said Lady Meredith. “Why should you try to anger my
-mother?”
-
-“I don’t want to anger her; but I won’t hear him abused in that way
-without speaking up for him. If I don’t defend him, who will? Lady
-Lufton has said terrible things about him; and they are not true.”
-
-“Oh, Fanny!” said Justinia.
-
-“Very well, very well!” said Lady Lufton. “This is the sort of return
-that one gets.”
-
-“I don’t know what you mean by return, Lady Lufton: but would you wish
-me to stand by quietly and hear such things said of my husband? He
-does not live with such people as you have named. He does not neglect
-his duties. If every clergyman were as much in his parish, it would
-be well for some of them. And in going to such a house as the Duke of
-Omnium’s it does make a difference that he goes there in company with
-the bishop. I can’t explain why, but I know that it does.”
-
-“Especially when the bishop is coupled up with the devil, as Mr.
-Robarts has done,” said Lady Lufton; “he can join the duke with them
-and then they’ll stand for the three Graces, won’t they, Justinia?” And
-Lady Lufton laughed a bitter little laugh at her own wit.
-
-“I suppose I may go now, Lady Lufton.”
-
-“Oh, yes, certainly, my dear.”
-
-“I am sorry if I have made you angry with me; but I will not allow any
-one to speak against Mr. Robarts without answering them. You have been
-very unjust to him; and even though I do anger you, I must say so.”
-
-“Come, Fanny; this is too bad,” said Lady Lufton. “You have been
-scolding me for the last half-hour because I would not congratulate you
-on this new friend that your husband has made, and now you are going
-to begin it all over again. That is more than I can stand. If you have
-nothing else particular to say, you might as well leave me.” And Lady
-Lufton’s face as she spoke was unbending, severe, and harsh.
-
-Mrs. Robarts had never before been so spoken to by her old friend;
-indeed she had never been so spoken to by any one, and she hardly knew
-how to bear herself.
-
-“Very well, Lady Lufton,” she said; “then I will go. Good-bye.”
-
-“Good-bye,” said Lady Lufton, and turning herself to her table she
-began to arrange her papers. Fanny had never before left Framley Court
-to go back to her own parsonage without a warm embrace. Now she was to
-do so without even having her hand taken. Had it come to this, that
-there was absolutely to be a quarrel between them,--a quarrel for ever?
-
-“Fanny is going, you know, mamma,” said Lady Meredith. “She will be
-home before you are down again.”
-
-“I cannot help it, my dear. Fanny must do as she pleases. I am not to
-be the judge of her actions. She has just told me so.”
-
-Mrs. Robarts had said nothing of the kind, but she was far too proud to
-point this out. So with a gentle step she retreated through the door,
-and then Lady Meredith, having tried what a conciliatory whisper with
-her mother would do, followed her. Alas, the conciliatory whisper was
-altogether ineffectual!
-
-The two ladies said nothing as they descended the stairs, but when they
-had regained the drawing-room they looked with blank horror into each
-other’s faces. What were they to do now? Of such a tragedy as this they
-had had no remotest preconception. Was it absolutely the case that
-Fanny Robarts was to walk out of Lady Lufton’s house as a declared
-enemy,--she who, before her marriage as well as since, had been almost
-treated as an adopted daughter of the family?
-
-“Oh, Fanny, why did you answer my mother in that way?” said Lady
-Meredith. “You saw that she was vexed. She had other things to vex her
-besides this about Mr. Robarts.”
-
-“And would not you answer any one who attacked Sir George?”
-
-“No, not my own mother. I would let her say what she pleased, and leave
-Sir George to fight his own battles.”
-
-“Ah, but it is different with you. You are her daughter, and Sir
-George----she would not dare to speak in that way as to Sir George’s
-doings.”
-
-“Indeed she would, if it pleased her. I am sorry I let you go up to
-her.”
-
-“It is as well that it should be over, Justinia. As those are her
-thoughts about Mr. Roberts, it is quite as well that we should know
-them. Even for all that I owe to her, and all the love I bear to you,
-I will not come to this house if I am to hear my husband abused;--not
-into any house.”
-
-“My dearest Fanny, we all know what happens when two angry people get
-together.”
-
-“I was not angry when I went up to her; not in the least.”
-
-“It is no good looking back. What are we to do now, Fanny?”
-
-“I suppose I had better go home,” said Mrs. Robarts. “I will go and put
-my things up, and then I will send James for them.”
-
-“Wait till after lunch, and then you will be able to kiss my mother
-before you leave us.”
-
-“No, Justinia; I cannot wait. I must answer Mr. Robarts by this post,
-and I must think what I have to say to him. I could not write that
-letter here, and the post goes at four.” And Mrs. Robarts got up from
-her chair, preparatory to her final departure.
-
-“I shall come to you before dinner,” said Lady Meredith; “and if I can
-bring you good tidings, I shall expect you to come back here with me.
-It is out of the question that I should go away from Framley leaving
-you and my mother at enmity with each other.”
-
-To this Mrs. Robarts made no answer; and in a very few minutes
-afterwards she was in her own nursery, kissing her children, and
-teaching the elder one to say something about papa. But, even as she
-taught him, the tears stood in her eyes, and the little fellow knew
-that everything was not right.
-
-And there she sat till about two, doing little odds and ends of things
-for the children, and allowing that occupation to stand as an excuse
-to her for not commencing her letter. But then there remained only two
-hours to her, and it might be that the letter would be difficult in the
-writing--would require thought and changes, and must needs be copied,
-perhaps more than once. As to the money, that she had in the house--as
-much, at least, as Mark now wanted, though the sending of it would
-leave her nearly penniless. She could, however, in case of personal
-need, resort to Davis as desired by him.
-
-So she got out her desk in the drawing-room and sat down and wrote her
-letter. It was difficult, though she found that it hardly took so long
-as she expected. It was difficult, for she felt bound to tell him the
-truth; and yet she was anxious not to spoil all his pleasure among
-his friends. She told him, however, that Lady Lufton was very angry,
-“unreasonably angry I must say,” she put in, in order to show that she
-had not sided against him. “And indeed we have quite quarrelled, and
-this has made me unhappy, as it will you, dearest; I know that. But we
-both know how good she is at heart, and Justinia thinks that she had
-other things to trouble her; and I hope it will all be made up before
-you come home; only, dearest Mark, pray do not be longer than you said
-in your last letter.” And then there were three or four paragraphs
-about the babies and two about the schools, which I may as well omit.
-
-She had just finished her letter, and was carefully folding it for its
-envelope, with the two whole five-pound notes imprudently placed within
-it, when she heard a footstep on the gravel path which led up from a
-small wicket to the front door. The path ran near the drawing-room
-window, and she was just in time to catch a glimpse of the last fold
-of a passing cloak. “It is Justinia,” she said to herself; and her
-heart became disturbed at the idea of again discussing the morning’s
-adventure. “What am I to do,” she had said to herself before, “if she
-wants me to beg her pardon? I will not own before her that he is in the
-wrong.”
-
-And then the door opened--for the visitor made her entrance without the
-aid of any servant--and Lady Lufton herself stood before her. “Fanny,”
-she said at once, “I have come to beg your pardon.”
-
-“Oh, Lady Lufton!”
-
-“I was very much harassed when you came to me just now;--by more things
-than one, my dear, But, nevertheless, I should not have spoken to you
-of your husband as I did, and so I have come to beg your pardon.”
-
-Mrs. Robarts was past answering by the time that this was said,--past
-answering at least in words; so she jumped up and, with her eyes full
-of tears, threw herself into her old friend’s arms. “Oh, Lady Lufton!”
-she sobbed forth again.
-
-“You will forgive me, won’t you?” said her ladyship, as she returned
-her young friend’s caress. “Well, that’s right. I have not been at all
-happy since you left my den this morning, and I don’t suppose you have.
-But, Fanny, dearest, we love each other too well and know each other
-too thoroughly, to have a long quarrel, don’t we?”
-
-“Oh, yes, Lady Lufton.”
-
-“Of course we do. Friends are not to be picked up on the road-side
-every day; nor are they to be thrown away lightly. And now sit down,
-my love, and let us have a little talk. There, I must take my bonnet
-off. You have pulled the strings so that you have almost choked me.”
-And Lady Lufton deposited her bonnet on the table and seated herself
-comfortably in the corner of the sofa.
-
-“My dear,” she said, “there is no duty which any woman owes to any
-other human being at all equal to that which she owes to her husband,
-and, therefore, you were quite right to stand up for Mr. Robarts this
-morning.”
-
-Upon this Mrs. Robarts said nothing, but she got her hand within that
-of her ladyship and gave it a slight squeeze.
-
-“And I loved you for what you were doing all the time. I did, my dear;
-though you were a little fierce, you know. Even Justinia admits that,
-and she has been at me ever since you went away. And indeed, I did not
-know that it was in you to look in that way out of those pretty eyes of
-yours.”
-
-“Oh, Lady Lufton!”
-
-“But I looked fierce enough too myself, I dare say; so we’ll say
-nothing more about that; will we? But now, about this good man of
-yours?”
-
-“Dear Lady Lufton, you must forgive him.”
-
-“Well: as you ask me, I will. We’ll have nothing more said about the
-duke, either now or when he comes back; not a word. Let me see--he’s to
-be back;--when is it?”
-
-“Wednesday week, I think.”
-
-“Ah, Wednesday. Well, tell him to come and dine up at the house on
-Wednesday. He’ll be in time, I suppose, and there shan’t be a word said
-about this horrid duke.”
-
-“I am so much obliged to you, Lady Lufton.”
-
-“But look here, my dear; believe me, he’s better off without such
-friends.”
-
-“Oh, I know he is; much better off.”
-
-“Well, I’m glad you admit that, for I thought you seemed to be in
-favour of the duke.”
-
-“Oh, no, Lady Lufton.”
-
-“That’s right, then. And now, if you’ll take my advice, you’ll use your
-influence, as a good, dear sweet wife as you are, to prevent his going
-there any more. I’m an old woman and he is a young man, and it’s very
-natural that he should think me behind the times. I’m not angry at
-that. But he’ll find that it’s better for him, better for him in every
-way, to stick to his old friends. It will be better for his peace of
-mind, better for his character as a clergyman, better for his pocket,
-better for his children and for you,--and better for his eternal
-welfare. The duke is not such a companion as he should seek;--nor if he
-is sought, should he allow himself to be led away.”
-
-And then Lady Lufton ceased, and Fanny Robarts kneeling at her feet
-sobbed, with her face hidden on her friend’s knees. She had not a word
-now to say as to her husband’s capability of judging for himself.
-
-“And now I must be going again; but Justinia has made me
-promise,--promise, mind you, most solemnly, that I would have you back
-to dinner to-night,--by force if necessary. It was the only way I could
-make my peace with her; so you must not leave me in the lurch.” Of
-course, Fanny said that she would go and dine at Framley Court.
-
-“And you must not send that letter, by any means,” said her ladyship
-as she was leaving the room, poking with her umbrella at the epistle
-which lay directed on Mrs. Robarts’s desk. “I can understand very well
-what it contains. You must alter it altogether, my dear.” And then Lady
-Lufton went.
-
-Mrs. Robarts instantly rushed to her desk and tore open her letter. She
-looked at her watch and it was past four. She had hardly begun another
-when the postman came. “Oh, Mary,” she said, “do make him wait. If
-he’ll wait a quarter of an hour I’ll give him a shilling.”
-
-“There’s no need of that, ma’am. Let him have a glass of beer.”
-
-“Very well, Mary; but don’t give him too much, for fear he should drop
-the letters about. I’ll be ready in ten minutes.”
-
-And in five minutes she had scrawled a very different sort of a letter.
-But he might want the money immediately, so she would not delay it for
-a day.
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-MR. HAROLD SMITH’S LECTURE.
-
-On the whole the party at Chaldicotes was very pleasant and the
-time passed away quickly enough. Mr. Robarts’s chief friend there,
-independently of Mr. Sowerby, was Miss Dunstable, who seemed to take
-a great fancy to him, whereas she was not very accessible to the
-blandishments of Mr. Supplehouse, nor more specially courteous even to
-her host than good manners required of her. But then Mr. Supplehouse
-and Mr. Sowerby were both bachelors, while Mark Robarts was a married
-man.
-
-With Mr. Sowerby Robarts had more than one communication respecting
-Lord Lufton and his affairs, which he would willingly have avoided had
-it been possible. Sowerby was one of those men who are always mixing up
-business with pleasure, and who have usually some scheme in their mind
-which requires forwarding. Men of this class have, as a rule, no daily
-work, no regular routine of labour; but it may be doubted whether they
-do not toil much more incessantly than those who have.
-
-“Lufton is so dilatory,” Mr. Sowerby said. “Why did he not arrange this
-at once, when he promised it? And then he is so afraid of that old
-woman at Framley Court. Well, my dear fellow, say what you will; she is
-an old woman and she’ll never be younger. But do write to Lufton and
-tell him that this delay is inconvenient to me; he’ll do anything for
-you, I know.”
-
-Mark said that he would write, and, indeed, did do so; but he did not
-at first like the tone of the conversation into which he was dragged.
-It was very painful to him to hear Lady Lufton called an old woman, and
-hardly less so to discuss the propriety of Lord Lufton’s parting with
-his property. This was irksome to him, till habit made it easy. But by
-degrees his feelings became less acute and he accustomed himself to his
-friend Sowerby’s mode of talking.
-
-And then on the Saturday afternoon they all went over to Barchester.
-Harold Smith during the last forty-eight hours had become crammed to
-overflowing with Sarawak, Labuan, New Guinea, and the Salomon Islands.
-As is the case with all men labouring under temporary specialities,
-he for the time had faith in nothing else, and was not content that
-any one near him should have any other faith. They called him Viscount
-Papua and Baron Borneo; and his wife, who headed the joke against him,
-insisted on having her title. Miss Dunstable swore that she would wed
-none but a South Sea islander; and to Mark was offered the income and
-duties of Bishop of Spices. Nor did the Proudie family set themselves
-against these little sarcastic quips with any overwhelming severity.
-It is sweet to unbend oneself at the proper opportunity, and this was
-the proper opportunity for Mrs. Proudie’s unbending. No mortal can be
-seriously wise at all hours; and in these happy hours did that usually
-wise mortal, the bishop, lay aside for awhile his serious wisdom.
-
-“We think of dining at five to-morrow, my Lady Papua,” said the
-facetious bishop; “will that suit his lordship and the affairs of
-State? he! he! he!” And the good prelate laughed at the fun.
-
-How pleasantly young men and women of fifty or thereabouts can joke
-and flirt and poke their fun about, laughing and holding their sides,
-dealing in little innuendoes and rejoicing in nicknames when they have
-no Mentors of twenty-five or thirty near them to keep them in order.
-The vicar of Framley might perhaps have been regarded as such a Mentor,
-were it not for that capability of adapting himself to the company
-immediately around him on which he so much piqued himself. He therefore
-also talked to my Lady Papua, and was jocose about the Baron,--not
-altogether to the satisfaction of Mr. Harold Smith himself.
-
-For Mr. Harold Smith was in earnest and did not quite relish these
-jocundities. He had an idea that he could in about three months talk
-the British world into civilizing New Guinea, and that the world of
-Barsetshire would be made to go with him by one night’s efforts. He did
-not understand why others should be less serious, and was inclined to
-resent somewhat stiffly the amenities of our friend Mark.
-
-“We must not keep the Baron waiting,” said Mark, as they were preparing
-to start for Barchester.
-
-“I don’t know what you mean by the Baron, sir,” said Harold Smith. “But
-perhaps the joke will be against you, when you are getting up into your
-pulpit to-morrow and sending the hat round among the clodhoppers of
-Chaldicotes.”
-
-“Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones; eh, Baron?”
-said Miss Dunstable. “Mr. Robarts’s sermon will be too near akin to
-your lecture to allow of his laughing.”
-
-“If we can do nothing towards instructing the outer world till it’s
-done by the parsons,” said Harold Smith, “the outer world will have to
-wait a long time, I fear.”
-
-“Nobody can do anything of that kind short of a member of parliament
-and a would-be minister,” whispered Mrs. Harold.
-
-And so they were all very pleasant together, in spite of a little
-fencing with edge tools; and at three o’clock the _cortége_ of
-carriages started for Barchester, that of the bishop, of course,
-leading the way. His lordship, however, was not in it.
-
-“Mrs. Proudie, I’m sure you’ll let me go with you,” said Miss
-Dunstable, at the last moment, as she came down the big stone steps. “I
-want to hear the rest of that story about Mr. Slope.”
-
-Now this upset everything. The bishop was to have gone with his wife,
-Mrs. Smith, and Mark Robarts; and Mr. Sowerby had so arranged matters
-that he could have accompanied Miss Dunstable in his phaeton. But no
-one ever dreamed of denying Miss Dunstable anything. Of course Mark
-gave way; but it ended in the bishop declaring that he had no special
-predilection for his own carriage, which he did in compliance with a
-glance from his wife’s eye. Then other changes of course followed, and,
-at last, Mr. Sowerby and Harold Smith were the joint occupants of the
-phaeton.
-
-The poor lecturer, as he seated himself, made some remark such as those
-he had been making for the last two days--for out of a full heart the
-mouth speaketh. But he spoke to an impatient listener. “D---- the South
-Sea islanders,” said Mr. Sowerby. “You’ll have it all your own way in
-a few minutes, like a bull in a china-shop; but for Heaven’s sake let
-us have a little peace till that time comes.” It appeared that Mr.
-Sowerby’s little plan of having Miss Dunstable for his companion was
-not quite insignificant; and, indeed, it may be said that but few of
-his little plans were so. At the present moment he flung himself back
-in the carriage and prepared for sleep. He could further no plan of his
-by a _tête-à-tête_ conversation with his brother-in-law.
-
-And then Mrs. Proudie began her story about Mr. Slope, or rather
-recommenced it. She was very fond of talking about this gentleman, who
-had once been her pet chaplain but was now her bitterest foe; and in
-telling the story, she had sometimes to whisper to Miss Dunstable, for
-there were one or two fie-fie little anecdotes about a married lady,
-not altogether fit for young Mr. Robarts’s ears. But Mrs. Harold Smith
-insisted on having them out loud, and Miss Dunstable would gratify that
-lady in spite of Mrs. Proudie’s winks.
-
-“What, kissing her hand, and he a clergyman!” said Miss Dunstable. “I
-did not think they ever did such things, Mr. Robarts.”
-
-“Still waters run deepest,” said Mrs. Harold Smith.
-
-“Hush-h-h,” looked, rather than spoke, Mrs. Proudie. “The grief of
-spirit which that bad man caused me nearly broke my heart, and all the
-while, you know, he was courting--” and then Mrs. Proudie whispered a
-name.
-
-“What, the dean’s wife!” shouted Miss Dunstable, in a voice which made
-the coachman of the next carriage give a chuck to his horses as he
-overheard her.
-
-“The archdeacon’s sister-in-law!” screamed Mrs. Harold Smith.
-
-“What might he not have attempted next?” said Miss Dunstable.
-
-“She wasn’t the dean’s wife then, you know,” said Mrs. Proudie,
-explaining.
-
-“Well, you’ve a gay set in the chapter, I must say,” said Miss
-Dunstable. “You ought to make one of them in Barchester, Mr. Robarts.”
-
-“Only perhaps Mrs. Robarts might not like it,” said Mrs. Harold Smith.
-
-“And then the schemes which he tried on with the bishop!” said Mrs.
-Proudie.
-
-“It’s all fair in love and war, you know,” said Miss Dunstable.
-
-“But he little knew whom he had to deal with when he began that,” said
-Mrs. Proudie.
-
-“The bishop was too many for him,” suggested Mrs. Harold Smith, very
-maliciously.
-
-“If the bishop was not, somebody else was; and he was obliged to leave
-Barchester in utter disgrace. He has since married the wife of some
-tallow chandler.”
-
-“The wife!” said Miss Dunstable. “What a man!”
-
-“Widow, I mean; but it’s all one to him.”
-
-“The gentleman was clearly born when Venus was in the ascendant,”
-said Mrs. Smith. “You clergymen usually are, I believe, Mr. Robarts.”
-So that Mrs. Proudie’s carriage was by no means the dullest as they
-drove into Barchester that day; and by degrees our friend Mark became
-accustomed to his companions, and before they reached the palace he
-acknowledged to himself that Miss Dunstable was very good fun.
-
-We cannot linger over the bishop’s dinner, though it was very good of
-its kind; and as Mr. Sowerby contrived to sit next to Miss Dunstable,
-thereby overturning a little scheme made by Mr. Supplehouse, he again
-shone forth in unclouded good humour. But Mr. Harold Smith became
-impatient immediately on the withdrawal of the cloth. The lecture was
-to begin at seven, and according to his watch that hour had already
-come. He declared that Sowerby and Supplehouse were endeavouring to
-delay matters in order that the Barchesterians might become vexed
-and impatient; and so the bishop was not allowed to exercise his
-hospitality in true episcopal fashion.
-
-“You forget, Sowerby,” said Supplehouse, “that the world here for the
-last fortnight has been looking forward to nothing else.”
-
-“The world shall be gratified at once,” said Mrs. Harold, obeying a
-little nod from Mrs. Proudie. “Come, my dear,” and she took hold of
-Miss Dunstable’s arm, “don’t let us keep Barchester waiting. We shall
-be ready in a quarter-of-an-hour, shall we not, Mrs. Proudie?” and so
-they sailed off.
-
-“And we shall have time for one glass of claret,” said the bishop.
-
-“There; that’s seven by the cathedral,” said Harold Smith, jumping up
-from his chair as he heard the clock. “If the people have come it would
-not be right in me to keep them waiting, and I shall go.”
-
-“Just one glass of claret, Mr. Smith; and we’ll be off,” said the
-bishop.
-
-“Those women will keep me an hour,” said Harold, filling his glass, and
-drinking it standing. “They do it on purpose.” He was thinking of his
-wife, but it seemed to the bishop as though his guest were actually
-speaking of Mrs. Proudie!
-
-It was rather late when they all found themselves in the big room
-of the Mechanics’ Institute; but I do not know whether this on the
-whole did them any harm. Most of Mr. Smith’s hearers, excepting the
-party from the palace, were Barchester tradesmen with their wives and
-families; and they waited, not impatiently, for the big people. And
-then the lecture was gratis, a fact which is always borne in mind by an
-Englishman when he comes to reckon up and calculate the way in which he
-is treated. When he pays his money, then he takes his choice; he may be
-impatient or not as he likes. His sense of justice teaches him so much,
-and in accordance with that sense he usually acts.
-
-So the people on the benches rose graciously when the palace party
-entered the room. Seats for them had been kept in the front. There were
-three arm-chairs, which were filled, after some little hesitation, by
-the bishop, Mrs. Proudie, and Miss Dunstable--Mrs. Smith positively
-declining to take one of them; though, as she admitted, her rank as
-Lady Papua of the islands did give her some claim. And this remark, as
-it was made quite out loud, reached Mr. Smith’s ears as he stood behind
-a little table on a small raised dais, holding his white kid gloves;
-and it annoyed him and rather put him out. He did not like that joke
-about Lady Papua.
-
-And then the others of the party sat upon a front bench covered
-with red cloth. “We shall find this very hard and very narrow about
-the second hour,” said Mr. Sowerby, and Mr. Smith on his dais again
-overheard the words, and dashed his gloves down to the table. He felt
-that all the room would hear it.
-
-And there were one or two gentlemen on the second seat who shook
-hands with some of our party. There was Mr. Thorne of Ullathorne,
-a good-natured old bachelor, whose residence was near enough
-to Barchester to allow of his coming in without much personal
-inconvenience; and next to him was Mr. Harding, an old clergyman of the
-chapter, with whom Mrs. Proudie shook hands very graciously, making way
-for him to seat himself close behind her if he would so please. But
-Mr. Harding did not so please. Having paid his respects to the bishop
-he returned quietly to the side of his old friend Mr. Thorne, thereby
-angering Mrs. Proudie, as might easily be seen by her face. And Mr.
-Chadwick also was there, the episcopal man of business for the diocese;
-but he also adhered to the two gentlemen above named.
-
-And now that the bishop and the ladies had taken their places, Mr.
-Harold Smith relifted his gloves and again laid them down, hummed three
-times distinctly, and then began.
-
-“It was,” he said, “the most peculiar characteristic of the present era
-in the British islands that those who were high placed before the world
-in rank, wealth, and education were willing to come forward and give
-their time and knowledge without fee or reward, for the advantage and
-amelioration of those who did not stand so high in the social scale.”
-And then he paused for a moment, during which Mrs. Smith remarked to
-Miss Dunstable that that was pretty well for a beginning; and Miss
-Dunstable replied, “that as for herself she felt very grateful to
-rank, wealth, and education.” Mr. Sowerby winked to Mr. Supplehouse,
-who opened his eyes very wide and shrugged his shoulders. But the
-Barchesterians took it all in good part and gave the lecturer the
-applause of their hands and feet.
-
-And then, well pleased, he recommenced--“I do not make these remarks
-with reference to myself----”
-
-“I hope he’s not going to be modest,” said Miss Dunstable.
-
-“It will be quite new if he is,” replied Mrs. Smith.
-
-“----so much as to many noble and talented lords and members of the
-lower house who have lately from time to time devoted themselves to
-this good work.” And then he went through a long list of peers and
-members of parliament, beginning, of course, with Lord Boanerges, and
-ending with Mr. Green Walker, a young gentleman who had lately been
-returned by his uncle’s interest for the borough of Crew Junction, and
-had immediately made his entrance into public life by giving a lecture
-on the grammarians of the Latin language as exemplified at Eton school.
-
-“On the present occasion,” Mr. Smith continued, “our object is to learn
-something as to those grand and magnificent islands which lie far away,
-beyond the Indies, in the Southern Ocean; the lands of which produce
-rich spices and glorious fruits, and whose seas are imbedded with
-pearls and corals, Papua and the Philippines, Borneo and the Moluccas.
-My friends, you are familiar with your maps, and you know the track
-which the equator makes for itself through those distant oceans.” And
-then many heads were turned down, and there was a rustle of leaves;
-for not a few of those “who stood not so high in the social scale” had
-brought their maps with them, and refreshed their memories as to the
-whereabouts of these wondrous islands.
-
-And then Mr. Smith also, with a map in his hand, and pointing
-occasionally to another large map which hung against the wall, went
-into the geography of the matter. “We might have found that out from
-our atlases, I think, without coming all the way to Barchester,”
-said that unsympathizing helpmate Mrs. Harold, very cruelly--most
-illogically too, for there be so many things which we could find out
-ourselves by search, but which we never do find out unless they be
-specially told us; and why should not the latitude and longitude of
-Labuan be one--or rather two of these things?
-
-And then, when he had duly marked the path of the line through Borneo,
-Celebes, and Gilolo, through the Macassar strait and the Molucca
-passage, Mr. Harold Smith rose to a higher flight. “But what,” said he,
-“avails all that God can give to man, unless man will open his hand to
-receive the gift? And what is this opening of the hand but the process
-of civilization--yes, my friends, the process of civilization? These
-South Sea islanders have all that a kind Providence can bestow on
-them; but that all is as nothing without education. That education and
-that civilization it is for you to bestow upon them--yes, my friends,
-for you; for you, citizens of Barchester as you are.” And then he
-paused again, in order that the feet and hands might go to work. The
-feet and hands did go to work, during which Mr. Smith took a slight
-drink of water.
-
-He was now quite in his element and had got into the proper way of
-punching the table with his fists. A few words dropping from Mr.
-Sowerby did now and again find their way to his ears, but the sound of
-his own voice had brought with it the accustomed charm, and he ran on
-from platitude to truism, and from truism back to platitude, with an
-eloquence that was charming to himself.
-
-“Civilization,” he exclaimed, lifting up his eyes and hands to the
-ceiling. “Oh, civilization----”
-
-“There will not be a chance for us now for the next hour and a half,”
-said Mr. Supplehouse groaning.
-
-Harold Smith cast one eye down at him, but it immediately flew back to
-the ceiling.
-
-“Oh, civilization! thou that ennoblest mankind and makest him equal to
-the gods, what is like unto thee?” Here Mrs. Proudie showed evident
-signs of disapprobation, which no doubt would have been shared by
-the bishop, had not that worthy prelate been asleep. But Mr. Smith
-continued unobservant; or, at any rate, regardless.
-
-“What is like unto thee? Thou art the irrigating stream which makest
-fertile the barren plain. Till thou comest all is dark and dreary; but
-at thy advent the noontide sun shines out, the earth gives forth her
-increase; the deep bowels of the rocks render up their tribute. Forms
-which were dull and hideous become endowed with grace and beauty, and
-vegetable existence rises to the scale of celestial life. Then, too,
-genius appears clad in a panoply of translucent armour, grasping in
-his hand the whole terrestrial surface, and making every rood of earth
-subservient to his purposes;--Genius, the child of civilization, the
-mother of the Arts!”
-
-The last little bit, taken from the Pedigree of Progress, had a great
-success and all Barchester went to work with its hands and feet;--all
-Barchester, except that ill-natured aristocratic front-row together
-with the three arm-chairs at the corner of it. The aristocratic
-front-row felt itself to be too intimate with civilization to care
-much about it; and the three arm-chairs, or rather that special one
-which contained Mrs. Proudie, considered that there was a certain
-heathenness, a pagan sentimentality almost amounting to infidelity,
-contained in the lecturer’s remarks, with which she, a pillar of the
-church, could not put up, seated as she was now in public conclave.
-
-“It is to civilization that we must look,” continued Mr. Harold Smith,
-descending from poetry to prose as a lecturer well knows how, and
-thereby showing the value of both--“for any material progress in these
-islands; and----”
-
-“And to Christianity,” shouted Mrs. Proudie, to the great amazement
-of the assembled people and to the thorough wakening of the bishop,
-who, jumping up in his chair at the sound of the well-known voice,
-exclaimed, “Certainly, certainly.”
-
-“Hear, hear, hear,” said those on the benches who particularly belonged
-to Mrs. Proudie’s school of divinity in the city, and among the voices
-was distinctly heard that of a new verger in whose behalf she had
-greatly interested herself.
-
-“Oh, yes, Christianity of course,” said Harold Smith, upon whom the
-interruption did not seem to operate favourably.
-
-“Christianity and Sabbath-day observance,” exclaimed Mrs. Proudie, who
-now that she had obtained the ear of the public seemed well inclined to
-keep it. “Let us never forget that these islanders can never prosper
-unless they keep the Sabbath holy.”
-
-Poor Mr. Smith, having been so rudely dragged from his high horse, was
-never able to mount it again, and completed the lecture in a manner
-not at all comfortable to himself. He had there, on the table before
-him, a huge bundle of statistics with which he had meant to convince
-the reason of his hearers after he had taken full possession of their
-feelings. But they fell very dull and flat. And at the moment when he
-was interrupted he was about to explain that that material progress to
-which he had alluded could not be attained without money; and that it
-behoved them, the people of Barchester before him, to come forward with
-their purses like men and brothers. He did also attempt this; but from
-the moment of that fatal onslaught from the arm-chair, it was clear to
-him and to every one else, that Mrs. Proudie was now the hero of the
-hour. His time had gone by, and the people of Barchester did not care a
-straw for his appeal.
-
-From these causes the lecture was over full twenty minutes earlier
-than any one had expected, to the great delight of Messrs. Sowerby and
-Supplehouse, who, on that evening, moved and carried a vote of thanks
-to Mrs. Proudie. For they had gay doings yet before they went to their
-beds.
-
-“Robarts, here one moment,” Mr. Sowerby said, as they were standing
-at the door of the Mechanics’ Institute. “Don’t you go off with Mr.
-and Mrs. Bishop. We are going to have a little supper at the Dragon of
-Wantly, and after what we have gone through upon my word we want it.
-You can tell one of the palace servants to let you in.”
-
-Mark considered the proposal wistfully. He would fain have joined the
-supper-party had he dared; but he, like many others of his cloth, had
-the fear of Mrs. Proudie before his eyes.
-
-And a very merry supper they had; but poor Mr. Harold Smith was not the
-merriest of the party.
-
-
-
-
-Tithonus.
-
-
- Ay me! ay me! the woods decay and fall,
- The vapours weep their burthen to the ground,
- Man comes and tills the earth and lies beneath,
- And after many a summer dies the swan.
- Me only cruel immortality
- Consumes: I wither slowly in thine arms,
- Here at the quiet limit of the world,
- A white-hair’d shadow roaming like a dream
- The ever silent spaces of the East,
- Far-folded mists, and gleaming halls of morn.
-
- Alas! for this gray shadow, once a man--
- So glorious in his beauty and thy choice,
- Who madest him thy chosen, that he seem’d
- To his great heart none other than a God!
- I ask’d thee, “Give me immortality.”
- Then didst thou grant mine asking with a smile,
- Like wealthy men who care not how they give.
- But thy strong Hours indignant work’d their wills,
- And beat me down and marr’d and wasted me,
- And tho’ they could not end me, left me maim’d
- To dwell in presence of immortal youth,
- Immortal age beside immortal youth,
- And all I was, in ashes. Can thy love,
- Thy beauty, make amends, tho’ even now,
- Close over us, the silver star, thy guide,
- Shines in those tremulous eyes that fill with tears
- To hear me? Let me go: take back thy gift:
- Why should a man desire in any way
- To vary from the kindly race of men,
- Or pass beyond the goal of ordinance
- Where all should pause, as is most meet for all?
-
- A soft air fans the cloud apart; there comes
- A glimpse of that dark world where I was born.
- Once more the old mysterious glimmer steals
- From thy pure brows, and from thy shoulders pure,
- And bosom beating with a heart renew’d.
- Thy cheek begins to redden thro’ the gloom,
- Thy sweet eyes brighten slowly close to mine,
- Ere yet they blind the stars, and that wild team
- Which love thee, yearning for thy yoke, arise,
- And shake the darkness from their loosen’d manes,
- And beat the twilight into flakes of fire.
-
- Lo! ever thus thou growest beautiful
- In silence, then before thine answer given
- Departest, and thy tears are on my cheek.
-
- Why wilt thou ever scare me with thy tears,
- And make me tremble lest a saying learnt,
- In days far-off, on that dark earth, be true?
- “The Gods themselves cannot recall their gifts.”
-
- Ay me! ay me! with what another heart
- In days far-off, and with what other eyes
- I used to watch--if I be he that watch’d--
- The lucid outline forming round thee, saw
- The dim curls kindle into sunny rings,
- Changed with thy mystic change, and felt my blood
- Glow with the glow that slowly crimson’d all
- Thy presence and thy portals, while I lay,
- Mouth, forehead, eyelids, growing dewy-warm
- With kisses balmier than half-opening buds
- Of April, and could hear the lips that kiss’d
- Whispering I knew not what of wild and sweet,
- Like that strange song I heard Apollo sing
- While Ilion like a mist rose into towers.
-
- Yet hold me not for ever in thine East:
- How can my nature longer mix with thine?
- Coldly thy rosy shadows bathe me, cold
- Are all thy lights, and cold my wrinkled feet
- Upon thy glimmering thresholds, when the steam
- Floats up from those dim fields about the homes
- Of happy men that have the power to die,
- And grassy barrows of the happier dead.
- Release me, and restore me to the ground;
- Thou seëst all things, thou wilt see my grave:
- Thou wilt renew thy beauty morn by morn;
- I earth in earth forget these empty courts,
- And thee returning on thy silver wheels.
-
- ALFRED TENNYSON.
-
-
-
-
-William Hogarth:
-
-PAINTER, ENGRAVER, AND PHILOSOPHER.
-
-_Essays on the Man, the Work, and the Time._
-
-
-I.--LITTLE BOY HOGARTH.
-
-“The Life and Adventures of William Hogarth,”--that would be a taking
-title, indeed! To do for the great painter of manners that which Mr.
-Forster has done for their great describer, would be a captivating
-task; and, successfully accomplished, might entitle a man to wear some
-little sprig of laurel in his cap, and rest, thenceforth, on his oars.
-It is not my fortune to have the means of writing such a book; and, for
-many reasons, this performance must be limited to a series of Essays
-upon the genius and character of the MAN Hogarth; upon the WORK he was
-permitted, by a healthful, sanguine constitution and by great powers
-of will and self-reliance backboning an unflagging industry, to get
-through in his appointed span here below; and upon the curious quaint
-TIME in which he lived and did his work. Hogarth’s life, away from
-his works and times, would be but a barren theme. Those old Italian
-painting men had strange adventures and vicissitudes. Rafaelle’s life
-was one brief glorious romance. Leonardo had a king’s arms to die in.
-Buonarotti lived amidst battles and sieges, and held flouting matches
-with popes. Titian’s pencil was picked up by an emperor. The Germans
-and Dutchmen, even, were picturesque and eventful in their careers. Was
-not Rubens an ambassador? Are there not mysterious dealings between
-Rembrandt and the Jews that have not yet been fathomed? Did not Peter
-de Laar kill a monk? But in what manner is the historian to extract
-exciting elements from the history of a chubby little man in a cocked
-hat and scarlet roque-laure, who lived at the sign of the “Painter’s
-Head” in Leicester Fields, and died in his bed there in competence and
-honour; who was the son of a schoolmaster in the Old Bailey, and the
-descendant of a long line of north country yeomen, of whom the prime
-progenitor is presumed to have kept pigs and to have gone by the rude
-name of “Hogherd”--whence Hogard and Hogart, at last liquefied into
-Hogarth? Benvenuto Cellini worked for the silversmiths, but at least
-he had poniarded his man and lain for his sins in the dungeons of St.
-Angelo; our Hogarth was a plain silversmith’s apprentice, in Cranbourn
-Alley. He kept a shop afterwards, and engraved tankards and salvers,
-and never committed a graver act of violence than to throw a pewter
-pot at the head of a ruffian who had insulted him during an outing to
-Highgate. Honest man! they never sent him to Newgate or the Tower.
-Only once he was clapped up for an hour or so in a Calais guardhouse,
-and, coming home by the next packet-boat, took a stout revenge on the
-frog-eaters with his etching needle upon copper. He was no great
-traveller; and beyond the Calais ship just spoken of, does not appear
-to have undertaken any journeys more important than the immortal
-excursion to Rochester, of which the chronicle, illustrated by his
-own sketches, is still extant, (those doughty setters-forth from the
-Bedford Head were decidedly the first Pickwickians,) and a jaunt to St.
-Alban’s after Culloden, to sketch the trapped fox Simon Fraser Lord
-Lovat, as he sate in the inn-room under the barber’s hands, counting
-the dispersed Highland clans and their available forces of caterans and
-brae-men on his half-palsied, crooked, picking and stealing fingers.
-
-William Hogarth did but one romantic thing in his life, and that was,
-to run away with Sir James Thornhill’s pretty daughter; and even that
-escapade soon resolved itself into a cheery, English, business-like,
-house-keeping union. Papa-in-law--who painted cathedral cupolas at
-forty shillings a yard--forgave William and Jane. William loved his
-wife dearly--she had her tempers, and he was not a man of snow--took
-a country house for her, and set up a coach when things were going
-prosperously and he was Sergeant Painter to King George; and when
-William (not quite a dotard, as the twin-scamps Wilkes and Churchill
-called him) died, Jane made a comfortable living by selling impressions
-of the plates he had engraved. These and the writing of the _Analysis
-of Beauty_, the dispute concerning Sigismunda, the interest taken in
-the welfare of the Foundling Hospital, the dedication [in a pique
-against the king who hated “boets and bainters,”] of the _March to
-Finchley_ to Frederick the Great, and the abortive picture auction
-scheme, are very nearly all the notable events in the life of William
-Hogarth. And yet the man left a name remembered now with affection and
-applause, and which will be remembered, and honoured, and glorified
-when, to quote the self-conscious Unknown who used the _Public
-Advertiser_ as a fulcrum for that terrible lever of his, “kings and
-ministers are forgotten, the force and direction of personal satire
-are no longer understood, and measures are felt only in their remotest
-consequences.”
-
-By the announcement, then, that I do not contemplate, here, a complete
-biography of Hogarth: that I do not know enough to complete a reliable
-and authentic life: “_nec, si sciam, dicere ausim_:” these papers are
-to be considered but as “_Mémoires pour servir_;” little photographs
-and chalk studies of drapery, furniture, accessories of costume and
-snuff-box, cocked hat and silver buckle detail, all useful enough in
-their place and way, but quite subordinate and inferior to the grand
-design and complete picture of the hero. I am aware that high critical
-authorities have been inveighing lately against the employment of
-the costumiers and _bric a brac_ shop-keepers and inventory takers’
-attributes in biography; and writers are enjoined, under heavy
-penalties, to be, all of them, Plutarchs, and limn their characters
-in half a dozen broad vigorous dashes. It can conduce little, it has
-been argued, towards our knowledge of the Seven Years’ War to be told
-that Frederick the Great wore a pigtail, and that to his jackboots “Day
-and Martin with their soot-pots were forbidden to approach;” and it
-has been asked whether any likelihood exists of our knowing more of
-the character of Napoleon Bonaparte from the sight of his cocked hat
-and toothbrush at Madame Tussaud’s. Presuming to run counter to the
-opinion of the high critical authorities, I would point out that the
-very best biographies that have ever been written--those of Samuel
-Johnson, Samuel Pepys [his diary being eminently biographical], Lord
-Herbert of Cherbury, and Jean Jacques Rousseau [in the _Confessions_,
-and bating the lies and madnesses with which that poor crazed wanderer
-disfigures an otherwise limpid narrative]--are full of those little
-scraps and fragments of minute cross-hatching, chronicles of “seven
-livres three sols, parisis,” lamentable records of unpaid-for hose,
-histories of joyous carouses, anecdotes of men and women’s meannesses
-and generosities, and the like. On the other hand, how cold, pallid,
-unhuman, is the half-dozen-line character, with all its broad vigorous
-dashes! Certain Roman emperors might have come out far better fellows
-from the historian’s alembic if their togas and sandals had been more
-scrupulously dwelt upon. Is our awful veneration for St. Augustine
-one whit diminished by the small deer he condescends to hunt in the
-history of his youth? The heaviest blow and greatest discouragement
-to the composition of admirable biographies, are in the fact that
-strength and delicacy, vigour and finish, are seldom combined; and that
-a Milton with a dash of the macaroni in him is a _rara avis_ indeed.
-Now and then we find an elephant that can dance on the tight-rope
-without being either awkward or grotesque; now and then we find a man
-with a mind like a Nasmyth’s steam hammer, that can roll out huge
-bars of iron, and anon knock a tin-tack into a deal board with gentle
-accurate taps. These are the men who can describe a Revolution, and by
-its side the corned beef and carrots which country parsons were once
-glad to eat; who can tell us how the Bastille was stormed, and, a few
-pages on, what manner of coat and small clothes wore Philip Egalité at
-his guillotining. When we find such men we christen them Macaulay or
-Carlyle.
-
-The latitude, therefore, I take through incapacity for accuracy, saves
-me from inflicting on you a long prolegomena; saves me from scoring the
-basement of this page with foot-notes, or its margins with references;
-saves me from denouncing the “British Dryasdust,” from whom I have
-culled the scanty dates and facts, the mile and year stones in William
-Hogarth’s life. Indeed, he has been very useful to me, this British
-Dryasdust, and I should have made but a sorry figure without him. He or
-they--Nichols, Steevens, Trusler, Rouquet, Ireland, Ducarel, Burn--have
-but little to tell; but that which they know, they declare in a frank,
-straightforward manner. Among commentators on Hogarth, Ireland is the
-best; Trusler, the worst. T. Clerk and T. H. Horne also edited (1810)
-a voluminous edition of Hogarth’s works, accompanied by a sufficiently
-jejune _Life_. Allan Cunningham, in the _British Painters_, has given
-a lively, agreeable adaptation of all who have come before him, spiced
-and brightened by his own clear appreciation of, and love for, art
-and its professors. Half a day’s reading, however, will tell you all
-that these writers know. Horace Walpole for criticism on Hogarth is
-admirable; lucid, elegant, and--a wonder with the dilettante friend
-of Madame du Deffand--generous. The mere explicatory testimony as to
-the principal Hogarthian series or engraved dramas by the Sire Rouquet
-[he was a Swiss] cited above, is valuable; the more so, that he was
-a friend of the painter, and, it is conjectured, took many of his
-instructions viva voce from William Hogarth himself. The Germans have
-not been indifferent to the merits of the great humoristic painter; and
-a certain Herr Von Fürstenburg has found out some odd things connected
-with suggestive objects in one of the most famous scenes of the first
-series--the _Kate Hackabout_, _Mother Needham_, and _Colonel Charteris
-epopœiœ_--never dreamt of previously in the good people of England’s
-philosophy. Occasionally, too, in a French _Revue_, you meet with an
-_Etude_ on _La vie et les ouvrages de Hogarth_, giving us little beyond
-a fresh opportunity to be convinced that, if there exist on earth a
-people of whose manners and customs the French know considerably less
-than about those of the man in the moon, that people are the English.
-
-By his own countrymen, William Hogarth has ever been justly and
-honourably treated. He was an outspoken man, and his pencil and
-graver were as unbridled as his tongue. His works have a taint of the
-coarseness, but not of the vice of his age. Most at home would be many
-of his works, perhaps, in low tap-rooms and skittle-alleys; but he was
-no Boucher or Fragonard to paint alcoves or _dessus de portes_ for
-the contemporary Cotillons I. and Cotillons II., for the Pompadours
-and Dubarrys of Louis the well-beloved. He was vulgar and ignoble
-frequently, but the next generation of his countrymen forgave him these
-faults--forgave him for the sake of his honesty, his stern justice, his
-unbending defence of right and denunciation of wrong. This philosopher
-ever preached the sturdy English virtues that have made us what we
-are. He taught us to fear God and honour the King; to shun idleness,
-extravagance, and dissipation; to go to church, help the poor, and
-treat dumb animals with kindness; to abhor knavery, hypocrisy, and
-avarice. For this reason is it that Sectarianism itself (though he was
-hard against tub-thumping) has raised but a very weak and bleating
-voice against Hogarth’s “improprieties;” that cheap and popular
-editions of his works have been multiplied, even in this fastidious
-nineteenth century; that in hundreds of decorous family libraries a
-plump copy of Hogarth complete may be found [yes: I have heard the
-stateliest old ladies chat about the history of _Kate Hackabout_, and I
-have seen age explaining to youth and beauty--that came in a carriage
-to Marlborough House--the marvellous _Marriage à la Mode_ in the Vernon
-collections]; that, finally--and which may be regarded as a good and
-gratifying stamp of the man’s excellence and moral worth--the Church
-of England have always been favourable to William Hogarth. An Anglican
-bishop wrote the poetic legends to the _Rake’s Progress_; and Hogarth
-has been patronized by the beneficed and dignified clergy ever since.
-
-So come, then, William Hogarth, and let me in these essays strive to
-glorify thy painting, thy engraving, and thy philosophy. Let me stand
-over against thee, and walk round thee--yea, and sometimes wander for a
-little while quite away from thee, endeavouring to explore the timeous
-world as thou knew it. But be thou always near: the statue on the
-pedestal, the picture on the wall, the genius of the place, to recall
-me when I stray, to remind me when I am forgetful, to reprove me when I
-err!
-
-Born in the Old Bailey, and the ninth year of William the Dutchman,
-that should properly be my starting point; but the reader must first
-come away with me to Westmoreland, and into the Vale of Bampton--to
-a village sixteen miles north of Kendal and Windermere Lake. In this
-district had lived for centuries a family of yeomen, called Hogart
-or Hogard: the founder of the family, as I have hinted, may have
-been Hogherd, from his vocation--a guardian of swine. _His_ father,
-perchance, was that Gurth, the son of Beowulph, erst thrall to Cedric
-the Saxon, and who, after his emancipation by the worthy but irascible
-Franklin for good suit and service rendered in the merry greenwood,
-gave himself, or had given to him in pride and joy, that which he had
-never had before--a surname; and so, emigrating northwards, became
-progenitor of a free race of Hogherds. In this same Bampton Vale, the
-Hogarts possessed a small freehold; and of this tenement, the other
-rude elders being beyond my ken, the grandfather of the painter was
-holder in the middle of the seventeenth century. To him were three
-sons. The eldest succeeded to the freehold, and was no more heard
-of, his name being written in clods. He tilled the earth, ate of
-its fruits, and, his time being come, died. The two remaining sons,
-as the custom of Borough English did not prevail in Bampton, had to
-provide for themselves. Son intermediate--my William’s uncle--was a
-genius. Adam Walker, writer on natural philosophy, and who was the
-friend and correspondent of Nicholls of the _Anecdotes_, called him
-a “mountain Theocritus;” his contemporaries, with less elegance but
-more enthusiasm, dubbed him “Auld Hogart.” He was a poet, humorist,
-satirist, and especially a dramatist; and coarse plays of his, full of
-coarse fun, rough and ready action, and sarcastic hard hitting, yet
-linger, more by oral tradition than by any manuscript remains of his,
-among the Westmoreland fells. These were all written, too, in the very
-hardest, thickest, and broadest Westmoreland dialect; a patois to which
-Tim Bobbin’s Lancashire dialect is as mellifluous as the _langue d’oc_;
-a patois which has been compared to the speech of Demosthenes before
-his course of pebbles, but which, to my ears, offers more analogy to
-that which may have proceeded from the famous Anti-Philippian orator
-_during_ the pebble probation; and in order to speak which patois
-fluently (after the pebbles), an admirable apprenticeship is to fill
-your mouth as full as possible of the gritty oatcake, or “clapt bread,”
-which is kept in the “cratch,” or rack suspended from the ceiling
-in Westmoreland farmhouses. In this Scythian speech, however, “auld
-Hogart” concocted a famous drama, quite in the Lope de Vega’s manner,
-called _Troy Taken_. I do not compare the play unadvisedly with those
-of the prolific Spanish playwright. You know how artfully Lope’s plays
-begin: with what immediate action and seduction of its audience to a
-foregone conclusion. The curtain draws up. A man in a cloak crosses the
-stage. A masked cavalier rushes after him with a drawn sword. There is
-a _rixe_ at once established; the audience begin to imagine all sorts
-of terrible things, and the success of the piece is half assured. So
-“auld Hogart’s” play of _Troy Taken_, begins with a _rixe_. Paris is
-seen in the very act of running away with Helen; and Menelaus runs
-after them, calling “Stop thief!” With such an auspicious commencement,
-and plenty of good boisterous episodes throughout: Hector dragged about
-by the heels; Thersites cudgelled within an inch of his life; Achilles
-storming for half an hour at the loss of Patrocles, and a real wooden
-horse to finish up with: the whole spiced with “auld Hogart’s” broadest
-jokes: who can wonder that _Troy Taken_ achieved immense popularity,
-and that years after the death of the facetious author, natural
-philosopher Adam Walker saw the piece performed from recollection by
-the Troutbeck rustics, the stage a greensward, the auditorium a grassy
-knoll, the canopy, Heaven? The proceedings were inaugurated by a grand
-cavalcade, headed by the minstrels of five parishes, and a lusty yeoman
-mounted on a bull’s back and playing on the fiddle; and as a prologue
-to _Troy Taken_, there was a pilgrimage of the visitors to a stone
-dropped by the enemy of mankind in an unsuccessful attempt to build a
-bridge across Windermere!
-
-The brother of the “auld” dramatist of the _Iliad_, and third son of
-the Bampton yeoman, was Richard Hogart. Without being dogmatical, I
-trust that I am justified in the assumption that the “liquefaction”
-of the patronymic into Hogarth was due partly to the more elegant
-education of this yeoman’s son, partly to our painter’s formation of a
-“genteel” connection, when he married Jane Thornhill. I have not seen
-his indentures; and take the authority of Ireland for the registry of
-his birth; but it is certain that he was at one period called,--ay, and
-pretty well known--as Hogart: witness Swift, in his hideously clever
-satire of the _Legion Club_:--
-
- “How I want thee, hum’rous Hogart,
- Thou, I hear, a pleasant rogue art”--
-
-Now Swift wrote this in Ireland, at a distance from means of accuracy,
-and the “pleasant rogue’s” name was not likely to be found in a
-calendar of the nobility and gentry. If Bolingbroke or Pope had written
-to the dean about the rogue and his pleasantries, it is very probable
-that they might have spelt his name “Hogart,” “Hogard,” “Hoggert,” or
-“Hogarth.” You must remember that scores of the most distinguished
-characters of the eighteenth century were of my Lord Malmesbury’s
-opinion concerning orthography, that neither the great Duke of
-Marlborough, nay, nor his duchess, the terrible “old Sarah,” nay, nor
-Mrs. Masham, nay, nor Queen Anne herself, could spell, and that the
-young Pretender (in the Stuart papers) writes his father’s name thus:
-“Gems” for “James.” Again, Swift may have suppressed the “_th_” for
-mere rhythmical reasons; just as Pope, _aux abois_ between dactyls and
-spondees, barbarized a name which undeniably before had been pronounced
-“Saint John” into “Sinjin.” But, on the other hand, Jonathan Swift was
-not so dizzy when he wrote the _Legion Club_ to have lost one pin’s
-point of his marvellous memory; and he was too rich in rhymes to have
-resorted to the pusillanimous expedient of cutting off a letter. If
-ever a man lived who could have found an easy rhyme to “Hippopotamus,”
-it was the Dean of St. Patrick’s. I opine, therefore, that when Swift
-first heard of Hogarth--in the early days of George I.--he was really
-called “Hogart;” that such a name was carried by the dean with him to
-Dublin, and that the change to “Hogart” only took place when the great
-Drapier was dying “in a rage, like a poisoned rat in a hole.”
-
-Richard Hogart--whatever he called himself in the scholastic Latinity
-that converted “Saumaise” into “Salmasius,” and a Dutch logician,
-“Smygel” into “Smeglesius,”--was educated at St. Bees’ College, in
-Westmoreland; was too poor, it is thought, after his college course
-to take orders, and kept school for a time in his native county.
-His classical accomplishments were considerable. In the manuscript
-department of the British Museum are preserved some Latin letters by
-him; and he wrote besides a Latin-English dictionary, and a school-book
-entitled _Grammar Disputatations_, which has not attained the fame or
-immortality of the works of Cocker and Walkingame. It is stated that
-Richard Hogart was occasionally employed as a corrector of the press;
-an office then frequently discharged by trustworthy scholars quite
-extraneous to the recognized staff of the printing-office.
-
-It is certain that, William and Mary reigning, Dominic Hogart came
-to London, and established himself as a schoolmaster, in Ship Court,
-Old Bailey. He had married, as it is the wont of poor schoolmasters
-to do, and his wife bare him two daughters and one son. The girls
-were Mary and Anne; and have only to be mentioned to pass out of this
-record:--Who cares about Joseph Mallard Turner’s nephews and nieces?
-The boy, WILLIAM HOGARTH, was born on the 10th of November, 1697, and
-stands in the parish register of St. Bartholomew the Great, as having
-been baptized, November the 28th.
-
-You do not expect me to tell who nursed little chubby-baby Hogarth,
-whether he took to his pap kindly, and at what age he first evinced an
-affection for sweet-stuff? Making, however, a very early halt in his
-nonage, I am compelled to shake my head at a very pretty legend about
-him, and as prettily made into a picture, some years ago. According to
-this, little boy Hogarth was sent to a dame’s school, where he much
-vexed the good woman who boasted “unruly brats with birch to tame,”
-by a persistence in drawing caricatures on his slate. The picture
-represents him in sore disgrace, mounted on the stool of repentance,
-crowned with the asinine tiara of tribulation, holding in one hand the
-virgal rod of anguish, and in the other the slate which has brought
-him to this evil estate: a slate much bechalked with libellous
-representations of his dame. In the background is that Nemesis in a
-mob-cap, inflexible; around, an amphitheatre of children-spectators;
-the boys, as suits their boisterous character, jeering and exultant;
-the girls, as beseems their softer nature, scared and terrified. A very
-pretty, naïve picture, but apocryphal, I fear. There were no slates in
-dame-schools in those days. The hornbook, _Pellucid_, with its Christ
-Cross Row, was the beginning of knowledge, as the “baleful twig” that
-“frayed” the brats was the end thereof. If little boy Hogarth had been
-born at Kirby Thore, I would have admitted the dame-school theory in an
-instant; but it is far more feasible that he learnt his hornbook at his
-mother’s knee, and in due time was promoted to a bench in the school
-his father taught, and an impartial share in the stripes which the good
-pedagogue distributed. Nor need Dominie Hogart have been by any means
-a cruel pedagogue. In none of his pictures does Hogarth display any
-rancour against scholastic discipline (what school-scenes that pencil
-might have drawn!), and it generally happens that he who has suffered
-much in the flesh as a boy, will have a fling at the rod and the ferule
-when he is a man; even if he have had Orbilius for his father. And
-be it kept in mind, that, although the awful Busby, who called the
-birch “his sieve,” through which the cleverest boys must pass, and
-who of the Bench of Bishops taught sixteen mitred ones, was but just
-dead. Mr. John Locke was then also publishing his admirable treatise
-on _Education_, a treatise that enjoins and inculcates tenderness and
-mercy to children.
-
-Ship Court, Old Bailey, is on the west side of that ominous
-thoroughfare, and a few doors from Ludgate Hill. By a very curious
-coincidence, the house No. 67, Old Bailey, corner of Ship Court,
-was occupied, about forty years ago, by a certain William Hone, an
-odd, quaint, restless man, but marvellously bustling and energetic:
-a man not to be “put down” by any magnates, civic, Westmonasterian,
-or otherwise; and who, at 67, had a little shop, where he sold
-prints and pamphlets, so very radical in their tendencies as to be
-occasionally seditious, and open to some slight accusation of ribaldry
-and scurrility. Here did Hone publish, in 1817, those ribald parodies
-of the Litany and Catechism for which he stood three trials before
-the then Lord Ellenborough, who vehemently assumed the part of public
-prosecutor (staining his ermine by that act), and tried his utmost to
-have Hone cast, but in vain. As to William Hone, the man drifted at
-last, tired, and I hope ashamed, out of sedition and sculduddry, and,
-so far as his literary undertakings went, made a good end of it. To
-him we owe those capital table-books, every-day books, and year-books,
-full of anecdote, quaint research, and folk-lore, which have amused
-and instructed so many thousands, and have done such excellent service
-to the book-making craft. Be you sure that I have Mr. Hone’s books for
-the table, day and year, before me, as I write, and shall have them
-these few months to come. Without such aids; without Mr. Cunningham’s
-_Handbook_ and Mr. Timbs’ _Curiosities of London_; without Walpole,
-Cibber, and “Rainy-day Smith;” without Ned Ward and Tom Brown;
-without the Somers Tracts and the Sessions Papers; without King and
-Nicholls’ anecdotes and the lives of Nollekens and Northcote; without
-a set of the _British Essayists_, from Addison to Hawkesworth; without
-the great _Grub-street Journal_ and the _Daily Courant_; without
-Gay’s _Trivia_ and Garth’s _Dispensary_; without Aubrey, Evelyn, and
-Luttrell’s diaries; without the _London Gazette_ and Defoe’s _Complete
-English Tradesman_; without Swift’s _Journal to Stella_, and Vertue
-and Faithorne’s maps, and Wilkinson, Strype, Maitland, Malcolm, Gwynn,
-and the great Crowle Pennant; with plenty of small deer in the way
-of tracts, broadsides, and selections from the bookstall-keepers’
-sweepings and the cheesemongers’ rejected addresses; without these
-modest materials, how is this humble picture to be painted?
-
-After this little glance behind the scenes of a book-maker’s workshop,
-you will be wondering, I dare say, as to what was the curious
-coincidence I spoke of in connection with William Hone’s sojourn in
-Ship Court, Old Bailey. Simply this. Three years after his Litany
-escapades, the restless man went tooth and nail into the crapulous
-controversy between George IV. and his unhappy wife; who, though
-undoubtedly no better than she should be, was undoubtedly used much
-worse than she or any other woman, not a Messalina or a Frédégonde,
-should have been. From Hone’s shop issued those merry, rascally libels
-against the fat potentate late of Carlton House, and which, under
-the titles of “The Green Bag,” “Doctor Slop,” the “House that Jack
-built,” and the like, brought such shame and ridicule upon the vain,
-gross old man, that all Mr. Theodore Hook’s counter-scurrilities in
-the high Tory _John Bull_ could not alleviate or wipe away the stains
-thereof. Ah! it was a nice time--a jocund, Christian time. Reformers
-calling their king “knave, tyrant, and debauchee;” loyalists screaming
-“hussey,” and worse names, after their queen. That was in the time
-of the Consul _Un_manlius I should think. Hone’s clever rascalities
-sold enormously, especially among the aristocracy of the “Opposition.”
-But Mr. Hone’s disloyal facetiæ from Ship Court were relieved and
-atoned for by the illustrations, engraved from drawings executed
-with quite an astonishing power of graphic delineation and acuteness
-of humour, by a then very young artist named GEORGE CRUIKSHANK: a
-gentleman whose earliest toys, I believe, had been a strip of copper
-and an etching-needle; who has, since those wild days of ’21, achieved
-hundreds of successes more brilliant, but not more notorious, than
-those he won by working for restless Mr. Hone; and whom I am proud to
-speak of here, with Hogarth’s name at the head of my sheet, now that
-he, our George, is old, and honoured, and famous. Do I attach too much
-importance to the works of these twin geniuses, I wonder, because I
-love the style of art in which they have excelled with a secret craving
-devotion, and because I have vainly striven to excel in it myself?
-Am I stilted or turgid when I paraphrase that which Johnson said of
-Homer and Milton _in re_ the _Iliad_ and the _Paradise Lost_, and say
-of Hogarth and Cruikshank that George is not the greatest pictorial
-humorist our country has seen only because he is not the first? At
-any rate, you will grant the coincidence--won’t you?--between the lad
-George Cruikshank and little boy Hogarth, toddling about Ship Court
-and perchance scrawling caricatures on the walls, exaggerating in
-rollicking chalk (I allow him as many brick walls as you like, but no
-slates) the Slawkenbergian nose of William the Deliverer, or adding
-abnormal curls to the vast wig of the detested clerical statesman,
-Burnet.
-
-Little boy Hogarth is yet too young to see these things; but he may be
-at Gilbert Burnet’s turbulent funeral yet. First, we must get him out
-of the Old Bailey, where he dwells for a good dozen years at least.
-Dominie Hogarth has the school upstairs, where he drums _Lilly’s
-Accidence_, or perhaps his own _Grammatical Disputations_ into his
-scholars. Of what order may these scholars have been? The gentry had
-long since left the Bailey; and you may start, perhaps, to be told
-that British Brahmins had ever inhabited that lowering precinct of
-the gallows, and parvyse of the press-room. Yet, in the Old Bailey
-stood Sydney House, a stately mansion built for the Sydneys, Earls of
-Leicester, and which they abandoned [circa 1660] for the genteeler
-locality of Leicester Fields. I don’t know what Sydney House could have
-been like, or by whom it was inhabited when Hogarth was a little boy;
-but it was to all likelihood in a tumbledown, desolate condition. In
-Pennant’s time it was a coachmaker’s shop. The keeper of Newgate may
-have had children, too, for schooling, but his corporation connections
-would probably have insured his boy’s admission to Christ’s Hospital,
-or to Paul’s, or Merchant Taylors’ School, for the keeper of Newgate
-was then a somebody; and it was by times his privilege to entertain
-the sheriffs with sack and sugar. Dominie Hogarth’s pupils must have
-been sons of substantial traders in the Bailey itself--where were
-many noted booksellers’ shops--or from the adjacent Ludgate, whilom
-Bowyers Hill, and from Fleet Street, or, perchance, Aldersgate Street;
-which, not then purely commercial or shopkeeping, was the site of many
-imposing mansions superbly decorated within, formerly the property of
-the nobility, but then (1697) occupied by stately Turkey and Levant
-merchants. And to the dominie’s may have come the offspring of the
-wealthy butchers of Newgate Market, whose rubicund meat-wives are
-libellously declared to have been in the habit of getting “over-taken
-by burnt sherry” by eight o’clock in the morning; and while in that
-jovial but prematurely matutinal condition, rivalling the flat-caps
-of the Dark House, Billingsgate, and the pease-pottage sellers of
-Baldwin’s Gardens--to say nothing of the cake and comfit purveyors to
-the Finsbury archers--in voluble and abusive eloquence. Bonny dames
-were these butchers’ wives; lusty, rotund, generous to the poor,
-loud, but cheery with their apprentices and journeymen, great (as
-now) in making fortunes for their beast-buying-and-killing husbands;
-radiant in gold-chains, earrings, and laced aprons, and tremendous at
-trades-feasts and civic junketings.
-
-And I am yet in the year 1697, and in the Old Bailey with a child
-in my arms. Were this an honest plain-sailing biography, now, what
-would be easier for me than to skip the first twelve or thirteen
-years of the boy’s life, assume that he got satisfactorily through
-his teething, thrush, measles, and chicken-pox perils, and launch him
-comfortably, a chubby lad, in the midst of the period of which the
-ruthless Doctor Swift will write a history--the last four years of
-the reign of Queen Anne--and make up his little bundle for him, ready
-for his apprenticeship to Mr. Ellis Gamble, silver-plate engraver of
-Cranbourne Alley, Leicester Fields. He may have been sent out to nurse
-at Tottenham or Edmonton, or, may be, distant Ware, as children of his
-degree were wont to be sent out (Mr. John Locke’s _Education_, and Mr.
-Daniel Defoe’s _Family Instructor, passim_). But, in good sooth, I am
-loth to turn over my William to the tender mercies of the eighteenth
-century and the Augustan age. I fear great “Anna” and her era, and
-for a double reason: first, that people know already so much about
-the reign of Queen Anne. No kindly book a’ bosom but can follow Sir
-Roger de Coverley and his tall silent friend the _Spectator_ in their
-rambles; but has seen Swift walking across the park in mighty fear of
-the Mohocks; but has taken a dish of coffee at Miss Vanhomrigh’s; but
-has lounged in the elegant saloon, among the China monsters and the
-black boys, with Belinda or Sir Plume; but has accompanied Steele from
-coffee-house to coffee-house, and peeped over his shoulder while he
-scribbled those charming little billets to his wife; but has seen Queen
-Anne herself, the “stately lady in black velvet and diamonds,” who
-touched little Sam Johnson for the evil, and hung round his neck that
-broad piece of angel gold, which in its more earthly form of a guinea
-the poor doctor wanted so often and so badly at a subsequent stage of
-his career. The humorists and essayists of Queen Anne’s days have made
-them as crystal-clear to us as Grammont and Pepys made those of the
-Second Charles; and--there! bah! it is mock modesty to blink the truth
-because my pen happens to be enlisted under such a banner. I could
-have gone swaggeringly enough into all the minutiæ of Anne’s days, all
-the glories and meannesses of John Churchill, all the humours, and
-tyrannies, and quarrels of Pope, and Gay, and Harley, and St. John,
-if a book called _Esmond_ had never been written. Yet finding myself
-in this cleft stick, between the historian who wrote of the state of
-manners at the close of the reign of Charles II., and the novelist,
-who has made the men and women of Queen Anne’s court and city and army
-live again, I feel slightly relieved. There is just one little niche
-left for me. Just three years to dwell upon, while little boy Hogarth
-is in his swaddling clothes, or is consorting with divers other little
-brats as diminutive as he, on the doorsteps or the pavement of Ship
-Court. Three years,--’97, ’98, ’99. _Ah! laissez-moi pleurer ces années
-mortes._ Let me linger over these three ignored years. They were a
-transition time. They are lost in the deeper shadow cast by the vicious
-bonfire that Charles’s _roués_ and beauties lighted up--a shadow
-shortly to be dispelled by the purer radiance of an Augustan era of
-literature. Pepys and Evelyn are so minute, so lifelike, that between
-their word-paintings, and those of the _Spectator_ and _Tatler_, there
-seems a great black blank.
-
-No seven-league boots are necessary for me to stride back to my
-subject, and to the time when my little-boy-hero is forming his
-earliest acquaintance with the Old Bailey stones. I said that I wanted
-those last three dying years of the seventeenth century. Let me take
-them, and endeavour to make the best of them, even when I compress some
-of their characteristics within the compass of a single London day.
-
-The century, then, is on its last legs. The town seems to have quite
-done with the Stuarts, socially speaking, although politically another
-Stuart will reign: a dethroned Stuart is actually at St. Germains,
-maundering with his confessors, and conspiring with his shabby refugee
-courtiers; thinking half of assassinating the abhorred Dutchman, and
-making Père la Chaise Archbishop of Canterbury _in partibus_, and
-half of slinking away to La Trappe, wearing a hair shirt, and doing
-grave-digging on his own account for good and all. Politically, too,
-this crooked-wayed, impracticable Stuart’s son and grandson will give
-the world some trouble till the year 1788, when, a hundred years after
-the Revolution, a worn-out, _blasé_ sensualist, called the Young
-Pretender, dies at Rome, leaving a brother, the Cardinal of York,
-who survived to be a pensioner of George the Third, and bequeathed
-to him those Stuart papers, which, had their contents been known at
-the Cockpit, Westminster, half a century before, would have caused
-the fall of many a head as noble as Derwentwater’s, as chivalrous as
-Charles Ratcliffe’s, and broken many a heart as loving and true as
-Flora Macdonald’s or Lady Nithisdale’s. But with the Restoration-Stuart
-period, London town has quite done. Rochester has died penitent,
-Buckingham bankrupt and forlorn. Archbishop Tenison has preached Nelly
-Gwynn’s funeral sermon; Portsmouth, Davies, are no more heard of; Will
-Chiffinch can procure for kings no more: the rigid Dutchman scorns such
-painted children of dirt; Barbara, Duchess of Cleveland, has married
-one Fielding, a swindling caricature of a “beau;” Wycherly is old and
-broken, and the iron of the Fleet has entered into his soul; and poor
-noble old John Dryden, twitted as a renegade, neglected, unpensioned,
-and maligned, is savagely writing the finest “copy” that has issued
-yet from that grand fertile brain, writing it with a Spartan fortitude
-and persistence, and ever and anon giving left-legged Jacob Tonson
-a sound verbal trouncing, when the publisher would palm on the poet
-clipped moidores for milled Jacobuses. Ah, little boy Hogarth, you
-will see Johnson fifty years hence, listen to him behind the curtain
-in the twilight room, as the Jacobite schoolman raves against the
-cruelty of government in hanging Doctor Cameron; but you will never
-behold John Dryden in the flesh, little boy, or hear him at Wills’s on
-golden summer afternoons, the undisputed oracle of wits, and critics,
-and poets. The horrible Chancellor Jeffries (however could the ruffian
-have found patience and temper to deliver a decree in Chancery!) is
-dead, but he has a son alive, a rake-hell, Mohock Lord Jeffries, who,
-four years hence, will be implicated in a scandalous disturbance at
-Dryden’s house, in Gerrard Street; the poet’s corpse lying there. There
-are brave men hard at work for the nineteenth century. Isaac Newton is
-working; in ’95 he was appointed Master of the Mint. Pope is beginning
-to feel his poetic feet. Mr. Joseph Addison is at college. Swift has
-had the run of Temple’s library. Lely has thrown down the pencil;
-Knelier has taken it up; and James Thornhill is preparing for vast
-sprawlings on ceilings, after the model of Verrio and Laguerre.
-
-Away with Restoration reminiscences, for the more decent century that
-is to come. By 8th and 9th William III., Alsatia is ruined, and its
-privileges of sanctuary wholly taken away. A dreadful outpouring and
-scattering of ragged rogues and ruffians, crying out in what huff-cap
-cant and crambo they can command, that _delenda est Carthago_,
-takes place. Foul reeking taverns disgorge knavish tatterdemalions,
-soddened with usquebaugh and spiced Hollands, querulous or lachrymose
-with potations of “mad dog,” “angel’s food,” “dragon’s milk,” and
-“go-by-the-wall.” Stern catchpoles seize these inebriated and indebted
-maltbugs, and drag them off to the Compters, or to Ludgate, “where
-citizens lie in durance, surrounded by copies of their freedom.”
-Alewives accustomed to mix beer with rosin and salt deplore the loss
-of their best customers; for their creed was Pistol’s advice to Dame
-Quickly, “Trust none;” and the debased vagabonds who crowded the
-drinking-shops--if they drank till they were as red as cocks and little
-wiser than their combs, if they occasionally cut one another’s throats
-in front of the bar, or stabbed the drawer for refusing to deliver
-strong waters without cash--could sometimes borrow, and sometimes
-beg, and sometimes steal money, and then they drank and paid. No use
-was there in passing bad money in Alsatia, when every sanctuary man
-and woman knew how to coin and to clip it. You couldn’t run away from
-your lodgings in Alsatia, for so soon as you showed your nose at the
-Whitefriars’ gate, in Fleet Street, the Philistines were upon you.
-Oh! for the ruffianly soldados, the copper captains, the curl’d-pate
-braggarts, the poltroons who had lost their ears in the pillory,
-and swore they had been carried off by the wind of a cannon-shot at
-Sedgemoor! Oh! for the beauteous slatterns, the Phrynes and Aspasias
-of this Fleet Street Athens, with their paint and their black visor
-masques; their organ-pipe head-dresses, their low stomachers, and
-their high-heeled shoes; the tresses of dead men’s hair they thatched
-their poor bald crowns withal; the live fools’ rings and necklaces
-they sported between taking out and pawning in! Beggars, cut-purses,
-swindlers, tavern-bilks, broken life-guardsmen, foreign counts,
-native highwaymen, and some poor honest unfortunates, the victims of
-a Draconic law of debtor and creditor, all found their Patmos turn
-out to be a mere shifting quicksand. The town does not long remain
-troubled with these broken spars and timbers of the wrecked ship--once
-a tall caravel--Humanity. Don’t you remember when the “Holy Land” of
-St. Giles’s was pulled down to build New Oxford Street, what an outcry
-arose as to where the dispossessed Gilesians were to find shelter? and
-don’t you remember how quickly they found congenial holes and corners
-into which to subside--dirt to dirt, disease to disease, squalor to
-squalor, rags to rags? So with the Alsatians. A miserable compensation
-is made to them for their lost sanctuary by the statute which quashes
-all foregone executions for debts under fifty pounds; but they soon
-get arrested again--often for sums not much more than fifty pence--and,
-being laid up in hold, starve and rot miserably. There are debtors
-in Newgate, there are debtors in Ludgate; in the Clink, the Borough,
-Poultry, and Wood Street Compters, the Marshalsea, the King’s Bench,
-and at Westminster Gate houses, besides innumerable spunging houses, or
-“spider’s webs,” with signs like inns, such as the “Pied Bull” in the
-Borough, and the “Angel” in Cursitor Street. Little boy Hogarth will
-have much to observe about prisons and prisoners when he is grown to
-be a man. Many Alsatians take refuge in the Southwark Mint, likewise,
-and by the same statute deprived of its sanctuary; but which, in
-some underhand manner--perhaps from there being only one bridge into
-Southwark, and that rotten--contrives to evade it till late in the
-reign of George I. Coining flourishes thenceforth more than ever in the
-Mint; the science of Water Lane being added to the experience of St.
-Mary Overy, and both being aided, perhaps, by the ancient numismatic
-traditions of the place. More of the Alsatians are caught up by
-alguazils of the criminal law, and, after a brief sojourn at Newgate,
-“patibulate” at Justice Hall, and eventually make that sad journey up
-Holborn Hill in a cart, stopping for a refresher at the Bowl House,
-St. Giles’s Pound--alas! it is not always staying for his liquor that
-will save the saddler of Bawtree from hanging--and so end at Tyburn.
-Some, too, go a-begging in Lincoln’s Inn, and manufacture some highly
-remunerative mutilations and ulcers. And some, a very few, tired of the
-draff and husks in Alsatia, go back to their fathers, and are forgiven.
-In this hard world, whose members only see the application of parables
-that teach us love and mercy on Sundays, it is easier to find prodigals
-to repent than fathers to forgive. But for our hope and comfort, _that_
-parable has another and a higher meaning.
-
-Alsatia was linked hand in glove with the Court of the Restoration.
-’Twas often but a chapel of ease to the backstairs of Whitehall,
-and many a great courtier, ruined at basset with the king and his
-beauties the night before, found his level on the morrow in this vile
-slum-playing butt, playing cards on a broken pair of bellows. But now,
-1697, Whitehall itself is gone. The major part of the enormous pile
-went by fire in ’91; now the rest, or all but Holbein’s Gate, and the
-blood-stained Banqueting-house, has fallen a prey to the “devouring
-element.”
-
-Whitehall, then, has gone by the board. In vain now to look for Horn
-Chamber, or Cabinet Room, or the stone gallery that flanked Privy
-Garden, where the imperious, depraved Louise de la Quérouaille, Duchess
-of Portsmouth, lived amid “French tapestry, Japan cabinets, screens,
-pendule clocks, great vases of wrought plate, table stands, chimney
-furniture, sconces, branches, braseners, all of massive silver, and out
-of number.” All these things, worthy Master Evelyn, of Sayes Court,
-Deptford (who about this time has let his said mansion and ground to
-Peter Velikè, czar of Muscovy, and thinks him but an evil tenant, with
-his uncouth, uncleanly Russian fashions, his driving of wheelbarrows
-through neatly-trimmed hedges, and spitting over polished andirons,
-and gorging himself with raw turnips sliced in brandy)--worthy,
-sententious Evelyn shall see these things no more. Nay, nor that
-“glorious gallery,” quoted from his description innumerable times,
-where was the dissolute king “sitting toying with his concubines,
-Portsmouth, Cleveland, and Mazarine, &c.; a French boy singing
-love-songs, whilst about twenty of the great courtiers and others were
-at basset round a large table, a bank of at least 2,000_l._ in gold
-before them. Six days after, all was in the dust.” And worse.
-
-Little boy Hogarth, you shall often pass by the banqueting-house--ay,
-and admire Hans Holbein’s wondrous gate of red brick, tesselated in
-quaint and beauteous design; of which the fragments, when the gate
-was pulled down in 1760, were begged by William, Duke of Cumberland,
-and the pieces numbered, with the project of having them transferred
-to Windsor park and there re-erected as a royal ducal lodge. But
-the project was never carried out, and the duke probably forgot all
-about it, or found something more worth begging for than a lot of old
-building materials. So exit Whitehall palace: buttery, bakehouse, wood
-and coal yards, spicery, charcoal-house, king’s privy cellar, council
-chamber, hearth-money office, and other fripperies in stone. It must
-have been a grand place, even as the heterogeneous pile that existed
-in William Dutchman’s time; but if James or Charles had possessed
-the funds to rebuild it according to Inigo Jones’s magnificent plan,
-of which the banqueting-house is but an instalment, the palace of
-Whitehall would have put to the blush the Baths of Diocletian, the
-golden house of Nero--yea, and the temple which Erostratus burnt, to
-prove that all things were vanity, even to incendiarism.
-
-Will it please you to walk into the city, now that we have done with
-Westminster, any day in these three years of the moribund seventeenth
-century. London is busy enough, noisy enough, dirty enough; but not so
-smoky. There is little or no foot pavement; but there are plenty of
-posts and plenty of kennels--three hundred and eleven, I think, between
-Newgate and Charing Cross. When the humorous operation, resorted to
-with ugly frequency about this time, of whipping a man at the cart’s
-tail, takes place, the hangman gives the poor wretch a lash at every
-kennel the near wheel of the cart grates against. Newgate to Ludgate,
-Charing Cross to the “Cockpit” at Westminster, are considered the
-mildest pilgrimages to be undergone by these poor flagellated knaves;
-but Charing to Newgate is the real _via dolorosa_ of stripes. That
-pilgrimage was reserved for the great objects of political hatred and
-vengeance in James II.’s reign--for Titus Oates and Thomas Dangerfield.
-The former abominable liar and perjurer, stripped of his ambrosial
-periwig and rustling silk canonicals, turned out of his lodgings in
-Whitehall, and reduced to the very last of the last, is tried and
-sentenced, and is very nearly scourged to death. He is to pay an
-enormous fine besides, and is to lie in Newgate for the remainder of
-his life. I wonder that like “flagrant Tutchin,” when shuddering under
-a sentence almost as frightful, he did not petition to be hanged:
-yet there seems to be an indomitable bull-headed, bull-backed power
-of endurance about this man Oates--this sham doctor of divinity, this
-Judas spy of Douai and St. Omer, this broken chaplain of a man-of-war,
-this living, breathing, incarnate Lie--that enables him to undergo
-his punishment, and to get over its effects somehow. He has not lain
-long in Newgate, getting his seared back healed as best he may, when
-haply, in “pudding-time,” comes Dutch William the Deliverer. Oates’s
-scourging was evidently alluded to when provision was made in the Bill
-of Rights against “cruel and unusual punishments.” The heavy doors of
-Newgate open wide for Titus, who once more dons his wig and canonicals.
-Reflective persons do not believe in the perjured scoundrel any more,
-and he is seldom sworn, I should opine, of the common jury or the
-crowner’s quest. He has “taken the book in his right hand,” and kissed
-it once too often. By a section of the serious world, who yet place
-implicit faith in all Sir Edmondbury Godfrey’s wounds, and take the
-inscription on the Monument of Fish Street Hill as law and gospel,
-Titus Oates is regarded as a species of Protestant martyr--of a sorry,
-slippery kind, may be, but, at all events, as one who has suffered
-sorely for the good cause. The government repension him; he grows fat
-and bloated, and if Tom Brown is to be believed (_Miscellanies_, 1697),
-Doctor Oates, about the time of Hogarth’s birth, marries a rich city
-widow of Jewin Street.
-
-Different, and not so prosperous, is the end of the assistant
-villain, Dangerfield. He, too, is whipped nearly out of his skin, and
-within a tattered inch of his miserable life; but his sentence ends
-before Newgate is reached, and he is being taken to that prison in a
-hackney-coach, when the hangman’s assistants stop the vehicle at the
-Gray’s Inn Coffee-house, to give the poor, tired, mangled wretch a
-drink. Steps out of the coffee-house one Mr. Francis, a counsel learned
-in the law of Gray’s Inn aforesaid, and who has probably been taking
-a flask too much at the coffee-house. He is an ardent anti-plot man,
-and in a railing tone and Newmarket phrase asks Dangerfield whether
-he has “run his heat and how he likes it.” The bleeding object in the
-coach, revived to pristine ruffianism by the liquor his gaolers have
-given him, answers with a flood of ribald execrations--bad language
-could surely be tolerated in one so evilly intreated as he had been
-that morning--whereupon the barrister in a rage makes a lunge at
-Dangerfield’s face, with a bamboo cane, and strikes one of his eyes
-out. In the fevered state of the man’s blood, erysipelas sets in, and
-Dangerfield shortly afterwards gives the world a good riddance (though
-it were better the hangman had done it outright with a halter) and
-dies. The most curious thing is, that Francis was tried and executed at
-Tyburn for the murder of this wretched, scourged, blinded perjurer. He
-was most likely tried by a strong Protestant jury, who (very justly)
-found him guilty on the facts, but would very probably have found him
-guilty against the facts, to show their Protestant feeling and belief
-in the Popish plot; but I say the thing is curious, seeing that the
-Crown did not exercise its prerogative of mercy and pardon to Francis,
-who was a gentleman of good family, and manifestly of the court way
-of thinking. The conclusion is: either that there was more impartial
-justice in the reign of James II. than we have given that bad time
-credit for, or that the court let Francis swing through fear of the
-mob. You see that the mob in those days did not like to be baulked of
-a show, and that the mob derived equal pleasure from seeing Francis
-hanged as from seeing Dangerfield whipped. The moral of this apologue
-is, that Oates and Dangerfield being very much alike in roguery,
-especially Oates, one got not quite so much as he deserved, and the
-other not quite enough; which has been the case in many other instances
-that have occurred in society, both vulgar and polite, since the days
-of William III.
-
-There, I land you at Temple Bar, on whose gory spikes are the heads of
-the last conspirators against William the Dutchman’s life. “_Forsitan
-et nobis_,” whispered Goldsmith slyly to Johnson as they gazed up at
-the heads which, late in the reign of George III., yet rotted on those
-fatal spikes. We will not linger at Temple Bar now. Little boy Hogarth,
-years hence, will take us backwards and forwards through it hundreds
-of times. The three last years of century seventeen glide away from
-me. Plumed hats, ye are henceforth to be cocked. Swords, ye shall be
-worn diagonally, not horizontally. Puffed sleeves, ye must give place
-to ruffles. Knickerbocker breeches, with rosettes at the knees, ye
-must be superseded by smalls and rolled stockings. Shoe-bows, the
-era of buckles is coming. Justaucorps, flapped waistcoats will drive
-you from the field. Falling bands, your rivals are to be cravats of
-Mechlin lace. Carlovingian periwigs, the Ramillies’ wig is imminent.
-Elkanah Settles, greater city poets are to sing the praise of city
-custards. Claude du Val and Colonel Jack, greater thieves will swing
-in the greater reign that is to come. And wake up, little boy Hogarth,
-for William the Dutchman has broken his collar-bone, and lies sick to
-death at Kensington. The seventeenth century is gone and passed. In
-1703 William dies, and the Princess of Denmark reigns in his stead. Up,
-little boy Hogarth! grow stout and tall--you have to be bound ’prentice
-and learn the mystery of the cross-hatch and the double cypher. Up,
-baby Hogarth, there is glorious work for you to do!
-
-
-
-
-Unspoken Dialogue.
-
-
- Above the trailing mignonette
- That deck’d the window-sill,
- A lady sat, with lips firm-set,
- And looks of earnest will:
- Four decades o’er her life had met,
- And left her lovely still.
-
- Not to the radiant firmament,
- Not to the garden’s grace,
- The courses of her mind were bent,
- But where, with sweetest face,
- Forth from the other window leant
- The daughter of the place.
-
- Thus ran her thoughts: “O wretched day!
- When She was born so fair:
- Well could I let my charms decay,
- If she were not their heir;
- I loathe the sunbeams as they play
- About her golden hair.
-
- “Yet why? she is too good, too mild,
- So madly to aspire;
- _He_ is no boy to be beguil’d
- By sparks of colour’d fire:
- I will not dream a pretty child
- Can mar my deep desire.
-
- “Her fatherless and lonely days
- Are sere before their time:
- In scenes of gaiety and praise
- She will regain her prime,
- And cease to haunt these wooded ways
- With sentimental rhyme.”
-
-[Illustration:
-
- “Dear child! he comes.--Nay, blush not so
- To have your secret known:”]
-
- On to the conscious maiden pass’d
- Those words without the tongue;
- Half petulantly back she cast
- The glist’ning curls that hung
- About her neck, and answer’d fast:
- “Yes, I am young--too young:
-
- “Yet am I graver than my wont,
- Gravest when he is here;
- Beneath the glory of his front
- I tremble--not with fear:
- But as I read, Bethesda’s font
- Felt with the Angel near.
-
- “Must I mate only with my kind,
- With something as unwise
- As my poor self; and never find
- Affection I can prize
- At once with an adoring mind,
- And with admiring eyes?”
-
- “My mother trusts to drag me down
- To some low range of life,
- By pleasures of the clam’rous town,
- And vanity’s mean strife;
- And in such selfish tumult drown
- My hope to be _his_ wife.”
-
- Then darker round the lady grew
- The meditative cloud,--
- And stormy thoughts began to brew
- She dar’d not speak aloud;
- For then without disguise she knew
- That rivalry avow’d.
-
- “What is my being if I lose
- My love’s last stake? while she
- Has the fair future where to choose
- Her woman’s destiny--
- Free scope those means and powers to use,
- Which time denies to me.
-
- “Was it for this her baby arms
- About my neck were flung?
- Was it for this I found such charms
- In her uncertain tongue?
- Was it for this those vain alarms
- My mother-soul unstrung?
-
- “Oh, horrible! to wish my child--
- My sole one left--unborn,
- And, seeing her so meek and mild,
- To hold such gifts in scorn;
- My nature is grown waste and wild,
- My heart with fury torn!”
-
- Speechless--enchanted to the spot--
- The girl could scarce divine
- The whole disaster of her lot,--
- But without sound or sign
- She cried, “O Mother! love him not;--
- Oh! let his love be mine!
-
- “You have had years of full delight,
- Your girlhood’s passion-dream
- Was realized to touch and sight
- As bright as it could seem;--
- And now you interpose, like Night,
- Before my life’s first gleam.
-
- “Yet you were once what I am now,--
- You wore your maiden prize;
- You told me of my Father, how
- You lived but in his eyes;--
- You spoke of the perpetual vow,
- The troth that never dies.
-
- “Dear Mother! dearer, kinder far,
- If by my childhood’s bed
- Your care had never stood to bar
- Misfortune from my head;--
- But laid me where my brothers are,
- Among the quiet dead.
-
- “Ah! why not die? This cruel strife,
- Can thus--thus only--cease?
- Dear God! take home this erring life--
- This struggling soul release:
- From Heaven, perchance, upon _his_ wife
- I might look down in peace.”
-
- That prayer--like some electric flame,
- Struck with resistless force
- The lady’s agitated frame,--
- Nor halted in its course,
- Till her hard pride was turn’d to shame,
- Her passion to remorse.
-
- She spoke--her words were very low,
- But resolute in tone--
- “Dear child! he comes.--Nay, blush not so
- To have your secret known:
- ’Tis best, ’tis best, that I should go--
- And leave you here alone.”
-
- Then, as his steps grew near and fast,
- Her hand was on the door,
- Her heart by holy grace had cast
- The demon from its core,--
- And on the threshold calm she pass’d
- The man she loved no more.
-
- R. MONCKTON MILNES.
-
-
-
-
-Studies in Animal Life.
-
- “Authentic tidings of invisible things;--
- Of ebb and flow, and ever-during power,
- And central peace subsisting at the heart
- Of endless agitation.”--THE EXCURSION.
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
- Ponds and rock-pools--Our necessary tackle--Wimbledon Common--Early
- memories--Gnat larvæ--Entomostraca and their paradoxes--Races
- of animals dispensing with the sterner sex--Insignificance of
- males--Volvox globator: is it an animal?--Plants swimming like
- animals--Animal retrogressions--The Dytiscus and its larva--The
- dragon-fly larva--Molluscs and their eggs--Polypes, and how
- to find them--A new polype, _Hydra rubra_--Nest-building
- fish--Contempt replaced by reverence.
-
-The day is bright with a late autumn sun; the sky is clear with a keen
-autumn wind, which lashes our blood into a canter as we press against
-it, and the cantering blood sets the thoughts into hurrying excitement.
-Wimbledon Common is not far off; its five thousand acres of undulating
-heather, furze, and fern tempt us across it, health streaming in at
-every step as we snuff the keen breeze. We are tempted also to bring
-net and wide-mouthed jar, to ransack its many ponds for visible and
-invisible wonders.
-
-Ponds, indeed, are not so rich and lovely as rock-pools; the heath is
-less alluring than the coast--our dear-loved coast, with its gleaming
-mystery, the sea, and its sweeps of sand, its reefs, its dripping
-boulders. I admit the comparative inferiority of ponds; but, you see,
-we are not near the coast, and the heath is close at hand. Nay, if
-the case were otherwise, I should object to dwarfing comparisons. It
-argues a pitiful thinness of nature (and the majority in this respect
-are lean) when present excellence is depreciated because some greater
-excellence is to be found elsewhere. We are not elsewhere; we must do
-the best we can with what is here. Because ours is not the Elizabethan
-age, shall we express no reverence for our great men, but reserve it
-for Shakspeare, Bacon, and Raleigh, whose traditional renown must
-overshadow our contemporaries? Not so. To each age its honour. Let
-us be thankful for all greatness, past or present, and never speak
-slightingly of noble work, or honest endeavour, because it is not, or
-we choose to say it is not, equal to something else. No comparisons
-then, I beg. If I said ponds were finer than rock-pools, you might
-demur; but I only say ponds are excellent things, let us dabble in
-them; ponds are rich in wonders, let us enjoy them.
-
-And first we must look to our tackle. It is extremely simple. A
-landing-net, lined with muslin; a wide-mouthed glass jar, say a foot
-high and six inches in diameter, but the size optional, with a bit of
-string tied under the lip, and forming a loop over the top, to serve
-as a handle which will let the jar swing without spilling the water;
-a camel-hair brush; a quinine bottle, or any wide-mouthed phial, for
-worms and tiny animals which you desire to keep separated from the
-dangers and confusions of the larger jar; and when to these a pocket
-lens is added, our equipment is complete.
-
-As we emerge upon the common, and tread its springy heather, what
-a wild wind dashes the hair into our eyes, and the blood into our
-cheeks! and what a fine sweep of horizon lies before us! The lingering
-splendours and the beautiful decays of autumn vary the scene, and
-touch it with a certain pensive charm. The ferns mingle harmoniously
-their rich browns with the dark green of the furze, now robbed of its
-golden summer-glory, but still pleasant to the eye, and exquisite to
-memory. The gaunt windmill on the rising ground is stretching its
-stiff, starred arms into the silent air: a landmark for the wanderer,
-a landmark, too, for the wandering mind, since it serves to recall the
-dim early feelings and sweet broken associations of a childhood when we
-gazed at it with awe, and listened to the rushing of its mighty arms.
-Ah! well may the mind with the sweet insistance of sadness linger on
-those scenes of the irrecoverable past, and try, by lingering there,
-to feel that it is not wholly lost, wholly irrecoverable, vanished for
-ever from the Life which, as these decays of autumn and these changing
-trees too feelingly remind us, is gliding away, leaving our cherished
-ambitions still unfulfilled, and our deeper affections still but half
-expressed. The vanishing visions of elapsing life bring with them
-thoughts which lie too deep for tears; and this windmill recalls such
-visions by the subtle laws of association. Let us go towards it, and
-stand once more under its shadow. See the intelligent and tailless
-sheep-dog which bounds out at our approach, eager and minatory; now his
-quick eye at once recognizes that we are neither tramps, nor thieves,
-and he ceases barking to commence a lively interchange of sniffs and
-amenities with our Pug, who seems also glad of a passing interchange of
-commonplace remarks. While these dogs travel over each other’s minds,
-let us sun ourselves upon this bench, and look down on the embrowned
-valley, with its gipsy encampment,--or abroad on the purple Surrey
-hills, or the varied-tinted trees of Combe Wood and Richmond Park.
-There are not many such prospects so near London. But, in spite of the
-sun, we must not linger here: the wind is much too analytical in its
-remarks; and, moreover, we came out to hunt.
-
-Here is a pond with a mantling surface of green promise. Dip the
-jar into the water. Hold it now up to the light, and you will see
-an immense variety of tiny animals swimming about. Some are large
-enough to be recognized at once; others require a pocket-lens, unless
-familiarity has already enabled you to _infer_ the forms you cannot
-distinctly _see_. Here (Fig. 7) are two larvæ (or grubs) of the
-common gnat. That large-headed fellow (A) bobbing about with such
-grotesque movements, is very near the last stage of his metamorphosis;
-and to-morrow, or the next day, you may see him cast aside this mask
-(_larva_ means a mask), and emerge a perfect insect. The other (B) is
-in a much less matured condition, but leads an active predatory life,
-jerking through the water, and fastening to the stems of weed or sides
-of the jar by means of the tiny hooks at the end of its tail. The
-hairy appendage forming the angle is not another tail, but a breathing
-apparatus.
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 7.
-
-LARVÆ OF THE GNAT in two different stages of development (Magnified).]
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 8.
-
-CYCLOPS
-
-_a_ large antennæ; _b_ smaller do.; _c_ egg-sacs (Magnified).]
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 9.
-
-DAPHNIA: _a_ pulsatile sac, or heart; _b_ eggs; _c_ digestive tube
-(Magnified).]
-
-Observe, also, those grotesque _Entomostraca_,[17] popularly called
-“water-fleas,” although, as you perceive, they have little resemblance
-in form or manners to our familiar (somewhat _too_ familiar)
-bedfellows. This (Fig. 8) is a _Cyclops_, with only one eye in the
-centre of its forehead, and carrying two sacs, filled with eggs,
-like panniers. You observe he has no legs; or, rather, legs and arms
-are hoisted up to the head, and become antennæ (or feelers). Here
-(Fig. 9) is a _Daphnia_, grotesque enough, throwing up his arms in
-astonished awkwardness, and keeping his legs actively at work inside
-the shell--as respirators, in fact. Here (Fig. 10) is an _Eurycercus_,
-less grotesque, and with a much smaller eye. Talking of eyes, there is
-one of these Entomostraca named _Polyphemus_, whose head is all eye;
-and another, named _Caligus_, who has no head at all. Other paradoxes
-and wonders are presented by this interesting group of animals;[18] but
-they all sink into insignificance beside the paradox of the amazonian
-entomostracon, the _Apus_--a race which dispenses with masculine
-services altogether, a race of which there are no males!
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 10.
-
-EURYCERCUS: _a_ heart; _b_ eggs; _c_ digestive tube (Magnified).]
-
-I well remember the pleasant evening on which I first made the personal
-acquaintance of this amazing amazon. It was at Munich, and in the house
-of a celebrated naturalist, in whose garden an agreeable assemblage
-of poets, professors, and their wives, sauntered in the light of a
-setting sun, breaking up into groups and _têtes-à-têtes_, to re-form
-into larger groups. We had taken coffee under the branching coolness of
-trees, and were now loitering through the brief interval till supper.
-Our host had just returned from an expedition of some fifty miles to a
-particular pond, known to be inhabited by the Apus. He had made this
-journey because the race, although prolific, is rare, and is not to be
-found in every spot. For three successive years had he gone to the same
-pond, in quest of the male: but no male was to be found among thousands
-of egg-bearing females, some of which he had brought away with him, and
-was showing us. We were amused to see them swimming about, sometimes
-on their backs, using their long oars, sometimes floating, but always
-incessantly agitating the water with their ten pairs of breathing legs;
-and the ladies, gathered round the jar, were hugely elated at the idea
-of animals getting rid altogether of the sterner sex--clearly a useless
-incumbrance in the scheme of things!
-
-The fact that no male Apus has yet been found is not without precedent.
-Léon Dufour, the celebrated entomologist, declares that he never found
-the male of the gall insect (_Diplolepis gallæ tinctoriæ_), though he
-has examined thousands: they were all females, and bore well-developed
-eggs on emerging from the gall-nut in which their infancy had passed.
-In two other species of gall insect--_Cynips divisa_ and _Cynips
-folii_--Hartig says he was unable to find a male; and he examined
-about thirteen thousand. Brogniart never found the male of another
-entomostracon (_Limnadia gigas_), nor could Jurine find that of our
-_Polyphemus_. These negatives prove, at least, that if the males
-exist at all, they must be excessively rare, and their services can be
-dispensed with; a conclusion which becomes acceptable when we learn
-that bees, moths, plant-lice (_Aphides_), and our grotesque friend
-_Daphnia_ (Fig. 9) lay eggs which may be reared apart, will develop
-into females, and these will produce eggs which will in turn produce
-other females, and so on, generation after generation, although each
-animal be reared in a vessel apart from all others.
-
-While on this subject, I cannot forbear making a reflection. It must be
-confessed that our sex cuts but a poor figure in some great families.
-If the male is in some families grander, fiercer, more splendid, and
-more highly endowed than the female, this occasional superiority is
-more than counterbalanced by the still greater inferiority of the sex
-in other families. The male is often but a contemptible partner, puny
-in size, insignificant in powers, stinted even of a due allowance of
-organs. If the peacock and the pheasant swagger in greater splendour,
-what a pitiful creature is the male falcon--no falconer will look at
-him. And what is the drone compared with the queen bee, or even with
-the workers? What figure does the male spider make beside his large
-and irascible female,--who not unfrequently eats him? Nay, worse than
-this, what can be said for the male Rotifer, the male Barnacle, the
-male Lernæa--gentlemen who cannot even boast of a perfect digestive
-apparatus, sometimes not of a digestive organ at all? Nor is this
-meagreness confined to the digestive system only. In some cases, as
-in some male Rotifers, the usual organs of sense and locomotion are
-wanting;[19] and in a parasitic Lernæa, the degradation is moral as
-well as physical: the female lives in the gills of a fish, sucking its
-juices, and the ignoble husband lives as a parasite upon her!
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 11.
-
-VOLVOX GLOBATOR, with eight volvoces enclosed (Magnified).]
-
-But this digression is becoming humiliating, and meanwhile our hands
-are getting benumbed with cold. In spite of that, I hold the jar up
-to the light, and make a background of my forefingers, to throw into
-relief some of the transparent animals. Look at those light green
-crystal spheres sailing along with slow revolving motion, like planets
-revolving through space, except that their orbits are more eccentric.
-Each of these spheres is a _Volvox globator_. Under the microscope
-it looks like a crystalline sphere, studded with bright green specs,
-from each of which arise two cilia (hairs), serving as oars to row the
-animal through the water. The specs are united by a delicate network,
-which is not always visible, however. Inside this sphere is a fluid,
-in which several dark-green smaller spheres are seen revolving, as the
-parent-sphere revolved in the water. Press this Volvox gently under
-your compressorium, or between the two pieces of glass, and you will
-see these internal spheres, when duly magnified, disclose themselves
-as identical with their parent; and inside them, smaller Volvoces are
-seen. This is one of the many illustrations of Life within Life, of
-which something was said in the last chapter.
-
-Nor is this all. Those bright green specs which stud the surface,
-if examined with high powers, will turn out to be not specs, but
-animals,[20] and as Ehrenberg believes (though the belief is little
-shared), highly organized animals, possessing a mouth, many stomachs,
-and an eye. It is right to add that not only are microscopists at
-variance with Ehrenberg on the supposed organization of these specs,
-but the majority deny that the Volvox itself is an animal. Von Siebold
-in Germany, and Professor George Busk and Professor Williamson in
-England, have argued with so much force against the animal nature of
-the Volvox, which they call a plant, that in most modern works you will
-find this opinion adopted. But the latest of the eminent authorities
-on the subject of Infusoria, in his magnificent work just published,
-returns to the old idea that the Volvox is an animal after all,
-although of very simple organization.[21]
-
-The dispute may perhaps excite your surprise. You are perplexed at the
-idea of a plant (if plant it be) moving about, swimming with all the
-vigour and dexterity of an animal, and swimming by means of animal
-organs, the cilia. But this difficulty is one of our own creation.
-We first employ the word Plant to designate a vast group of objects
-which have no powers of locomotion, and then ask, with triumph,
-How can a plant move? But we have only to enlarge our knowledge of
-plant-life to see that locomotion is not absolutely excluded from it;
-for many of the simpler plants--Confervæ and Algæ:--can, and do, move
-spontaneously in the early stages of their existence: they escape from
-their parents as free swimming rovers, and do not settle into solid
-and sober respectability till later in life. In their roving condition
-they are called, improperly enough, “zoospores,”[22] and once gave rise
-to the opinion that they were animals in infancy, and became degraded
-into plants as their growth went on. But locomotion is no true mark
-of animal-nature, neither is fixture to one spot the true mark of
-plant-nature. Many animals (Polypes, Polyzoa, Barnacles, Mussels, &c.),
-after passing a vagabond youth, “settle” once and for ever in maturer
-age, and then become as fixed as plants. Nay, human animals not
-unfrequently exhibit a somewhat similar metempsychosis, and make up for
-the fitful capriciousness of wandering youth, by the steady severity of
-their application to business, when width of waistcoat and smoothness
-of cranium suggest a sense of their responsibilities.
-
-Whether this loss of locomotion is to be regarded as a retrogression
-on the part of the plant, or animal, which becomes fixed, may be
-questioned; but there are curious indications of positive retrogression
-from a higher standard in the metamorphoses of some animals. Thus the
-beautiful marine worm, _Terebella_, which secretes a tube for itself,
-and lives in it, fixed to the rock, or oyster-shell, has in early
-life a distinct head, eyes, and feelers; but in growing to maturity,
-it loses all trace of head, eyes, and even of feelers, unless the
-beautiful tuft of streaming threads which it waves in the water be
-considered as replacing the feelers. There are the Barnacles, too,
-which in the first stage of their existence have three pairs of legs, a
-very simple single eye, and a mouth furnished with a proboscis. In the
-second stage they have six pairs of legs, two compound eyes, complex in
-structure, two feelers, but _no mouth_. In the third, or final stage,
-their legs are transformed into prehensile organs, they have recovered
-a mouth, but have lost their feelers, and their two complex eyes are
-degraded to a single and very simple eye-spot.
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 12.
-
-WATER BEETLE and its larva.]
-
-But to break up these digressions, let us try a sweep with our net. We
-skim it along the surface, and draw up a quantity of duckweed, dead
-leaves, bits of stick, and masses of green thread, of great fineness,
-called Conferva by botanists. The water runs away, and we turn over
-the mass. Here is a fine water-beetle, Dytiscus, and a larva of the
-same beetle, called the “Water-tiger,” from its ferocity (Fig. 12). You
-would hardly suspect that the slim, big-headed, long-tailed Water-tiger
-would grow into the squat, small-headed, tailless beetle: nor would
-you imagine that this Water-tiger would be so “high fantastical” as to
-breathe by his tail. Yet he does both, as you will find if you watch
-him in your aquarium.
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 13.
-
-DRAGON-FLY LARVÆ: A ordinary aspect; B with the huge nipper-like jaw
-extended.]
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 14.
-
-A LIMNÆCA STAGNALIS, or water snail.
-
-B PLANORBIS.]
-
-[Illustration: Fig. 15.
-
-PALUDINA VIVIPARA.]
-
-Continuing our search, we light upon the fat, sluggish, ungraceful
-larva of the graceful and brilliant Dragon-fly, the falcon of
-insects (Fig. 13). He is useful for dissection, so pop him in. Among
-the dead leaves you perceive several small leeches, and flat oval
-_Planariæ_, white and brown; and here also is a jelly-like mass, of
-pale yellow colour, which we know to be a mass of eggs deposited by
-some shell-fish; and as there are few objects of greater interest
-than an egg in course of development, we pop the mass in. Here (Fig.
-14) are two molluscs, _Limnæus_ and _Planorbis_, one of which is
-probably the parent of those eggs. And here is one which lays no
-eggs, but brings forth its young alive: it is the _Paludina vivipara_
-(Fig. 15), of which we learned some interesting details last month.
-Scattered over the surface of the net and dead leaves, are little
-dabs of dirty-looking jelly--some of them, instead of the dirty hue,
-are almost blood-red. Experience makes me aware that these dirty
-dabs are certainly Polypes--the _Hydra fusca_ of systematists. I
-can’t tell how it is I know them, nor how you may know them again.
-The power of recognition must be acquired by familiarity: and it is
-because men can’t _begin_ with familiarity, and can’t recognize these
-Polypes without it, that so few persons really ever see them. But the
-familiarity may be acquired by a very simple method. Make it a rule to
-pop every unknown object into your wide-mouthed phial. In the water
-it will probably at once reveal its nature: if it be a Polype, it
-will expand its tentacles; if not, you can identify it at leisure on
-reaching home, by the aid of pictures and descriptions. See, as I drop
-one of these into the water, it at once assumes the well-known shape
-of the Polype. And now we will see what these blood-red dabs may be;
-in spite of their unusual colour, I cannot help suspecting them to be
-Polypes also. Give me the camel-hair brush. Gently the dab is removed,
-and transferred to the phial. Shade of Trembley! it _is_ a Polype![23]
-Is it possible that this discovery leaves you imperturbable, even when
-I assure you it is of a species hitherto undescribed in text-books?
-Now, don’t be provokingly indifferent! rouse yourself to a little
-enthusiasm, and prove that you have something of the naturalist in
-you by delighting in the detection of a new species. “You didn’t know
-that it was new?” _That_ explains your calmness. There must be a basis
-of knowledge before wonder can be felt--wonder being, as Bacon says,
-“broken knowledge.” Learn, then, that hitherto only three species
-of fresh-water Polypes have been described: _Hydra viridis_, _Hydra
-fusca_, and _Hydra grisea_. We have now a fourth to swell the list; we
-will christen it _Hydra rubra_, and be as modest in our glory as we
-can. If any one puts it to us, whether we seriously attach importance
-to such trivialities as specific distinctions resting solely upon
-colour, or size, we can look profound, you know, and repudiate the
-charge. But this is a public and official attitude. In private, we can
-despise the distinctions established by others, but keep a corner of
-favouritism for our own.[24]
-
-I remember once showing a bottle containing Polypes to a philosopher,
-who beheld them with great calmness. They appeared to him as
-insignificant as so many stems of duckweed; and lest you should be
-equally indifferent, I will at once inform you that these creatures
-will interest you as much as any that can be found in ponds, if you
-take the trouble of studying them. They can be cut into many pieces,
-and each piece will grow into a perfect Polype; they may be pricked,
-or irritated, and the irritated spot will bud a young Polype, as a
-plant buds; they may be turned inside out, and their skin will become
-a stomach, their stomach a skin. They have acute sensibility to light
-(towards which they always move), and to the slightest touch; yet not
-a trace of a nervous tissue is to be found in them. They have powers of
-motion, and locomotion, yet their muscles are simply a network of large
-contractile cells. If the water in which they are kept be not very
-pure, they will be found infested with parasites; and quite recently I
-have noticed an animal, or vegetal, parasite--I know not which--forming
-an elegant sort of fringe to the tentacles: clusters of skittle-shaped
-bodies, too entirely transparent for any structure whatever to be made
-out, in active agitation, like leaves fluttering on a twig. Some day or
-other we may have occasion to treat of the Polypes in detail, and to
-narrate the amusing story of their discovery; but what has already been
-said will serve to sharpen your attention and awaken some curiosity in
-them.
-
-Again and again the net sweeps among the weed, or dredges the
-bottom of the pond, bringing up mud, stones, sticks, with a fish,
-worms, molluscs, and tritons. The fish we must secure, for it is a
-stickleback--a pretty and interesting inhabitant of an aquarium, on
-account of its nest-building propensities. We are surprised at a fish
-building a nest, and caring for its young, like the tenderest of birds
-(and there are two other fishes, the Goramy and the Hassar, which have
-this instinct); but why not a fish, as well as a bird? The cat-fish
-swims about in company with her young, like a proud hen with her
-chickens; and the sun-fish hovers for weeks over her eggs, protecting
-them against danger.
-
-The wind is so piercing, and _my_ fingers are so benumbed, I can
-scarcely hold the brush. Moreover, continual stooping over the net
-makes the muscles ache unpleasantly, and suggests that each cast shall
-be the final one. But somehow I have made this resolution and broken
-it twenty times: either the cast has been unsuccessful, and one is
-provoked to try again, or it is so successful that, as _l’appétit
-vient en mangeant_, one is seduced again. Very unintelligible this
-would be to the passers-by, who generally cast contemptuous glances at
-us, when they find we are not fishing, but are only removing Nothings
-into a glass jar. One day an Irish labourer stopped and asked me if I
-were fishing for salmon. I quietly answered, “Yes.” He drew near. I
-continued turning over the weed, occasionally dropping an invisible
-thing into the water. At last, a large yellow-bellied Triton was
-dropped in. He begged to see it; and seeing at the same time how
-alive the water was with tiny animals, became curious, and asked
-many questions. I went on with my work; his interest and curiosity
-increased; his questions multiplied; he volunteered assistance; and
-remained beside me till I prepared to go away, when he said seriously:
-“Och! then, and it’s a fine thing to be able to name all God’s
-creatures.” Contempt had given place to reverence; and so it would be
-with others, could they check the first rising of scorn at what they do
-not understand, and patiently learn what even a roadside pond has of
-Nature’s wonders.
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[17] _Entomostraca_ (from _entomos_, an insect, and _ostracon_, a
-shell) are not really insects, but belong to the same large group of
-animals as the lobster, the crab, or the shrimp, _i.e._ crustaceans.
-
-[18] The student will find ample information in BAIRD’S _British
-Entomostraca_, published by the Ray Society.
-
-[19] Compare GEGENBAUR: _Grundzüge der vergleichende Anatomie_, 1859,
-pp. 229 _und_ 269; also LEYDIG _über Hydatina senta_, in _Müller’s
-Archiv_, 1857, p. 411.
-
-[20] To avoid the equivoque of calling the parts of an animal, which
-are capable of independent existence, by the same term as the whole
-mass, we may adopt HUXLEY’S suggestion, and call all such individual
-parts _zöoids_, instead of animals. DUGE’S suggested _zöonites_ in the
-same sense.--_Sur la Conformité Organigue_, p. 13.
-
-[21] STEIN: _Der Organismus der Infusionsthiere_, 1859, pp. 36–38.
-
-[22] Zoospores, from _zoon_, an animal, and _sporos_, a seed.
-
-[23] TREMBLEY in his admirable work. _Mémoires pour servir à l’histoire
-d’une genre de Polypes d’eau douce_, 1744, furnished science with the
-fullest and most accurate account of fresh-water Polypes; but it is a
-mistake to suppose that he was the original discoverer of this genus:
-old LEUWENHOEK had been before him.
-
-[24] The editors of the _Annals of Natural History_ append a note to
-the account I sent them of this new Polype, from which it appears that
-Dr. Gray found this very species and apparently in the same spot nearly
-thirty years ago. But the latest work of authority, VAN DER HOEVEN’S
-_Handbook of Zoology_, only enumerates the three species.
-
-
-
-
-Curious, if True.
-
-(EXTRACT FROM A LETTER FROM RICHARD WHITTINGHAM, ESQ.)
-
-
-You were formerly so much amused at my pride in my descent from that
-sister of Calvin’s, who married a Whittingham, Dean of Durham, that I
-doubt if you will be able to enter into the regard for my distinguished
-relation, that has led me to France, in order to examine registers and
-archives, which, I thought, might enable me to discover collateral
-descendants of the great reformer, with whom I might call cousins. I
-shall not tell you of my troubles and adventures in this research; you
-are not worthy to hear of them; but something so curious befell me one
-evening last August, that if I had not been perfectly certain I was
-wide awake, I might have taken it for a dream.
-
-For the purpose I have named it was necessary that I should make Tours
-my head-quarters for a time. I had traced descendants of the Calvin
-family out of Normandy into the centre of France; but I found it was
-necessary to have a kind of permission from the bishop of the diocese
-before I could see certain family papers, which had fallen into the
-possession of the Church; and, as I had several English friends at
-Tours, I awaited the answer to my request to Monseigneur de ----, at
-that town. I was ready to accept any invitation; but I received very
-few; and was sometimes a little at a loss what to do with my evenings.
-The _table d’hôte_ was at five o’clock; I did not wish to go to the
-expense of a private sitting-room, disliked the dinnery atmosphere
-of the _salle à manger_, could not play either at pool or billiards,
-and the aspect of my fellow guests was unprepossessing enough to make
-me unwilling to enter into any _tête-à-tête_ gamblings with them.
-So I usually rose from table early, and tried to make the most of
-the remaining light of the August evenings in walking briskly off to
-explore the surrounding country; the middle of the day was too hot
-for this purpose, and better employed in lounging on a bench in the
-Boulevards, lazily listening to the distant band, and noticing with
-equal laziness the faces and figures of the women who passed by.
-
-One Thursday evening, the 18th of August it was, I think, I had gone
-farther than usual in my walk, and I found that it was later than I had
-imagined when I paused to turn back. I fancied I could make a round;
-I had enough notion of the direction in which I was, to see that by
-turning up a narrow straight lane to my left I should shorten my way
-back to Tours. And so I believe I should have done, could I have found
-an outlet at the right place, but field-paths are almost unknown in
-that part of France, and my lane, stiff and straight as any street,
-and marked into terrible vanishing perspective by the regular row of
-poplars on each side, seemed interminable. Of course night came on, and
-I was in darkness. In England I might have had a chance of seeing a
-light in some cottage only a field or two off, and asking my way from
-the inhabitants; but here I could see no such welcome sight; indeed, I
-believe French peasants go to bed with the summer daylight, so if there
-were any habitations in the neighbourhood I never saw them. At last--I
-believe I must have walked two hours in the darkness,--I saw the dusky
-outline of a wood on one side of the weariful lane, and, impatiently
-careless of all forest laws and penalties for trespassers, I made my
-way to it, thinking that if the worst came to the worst, I could find
-some covert--some shelter where I could lie down and rest, until the
-morning light gave me a chance of finding my way back to Tours. But
-the plantation, on the outskirts of what appeared to me a dense wood,
-was of young trees, too closely planted to be more than slender stems
-growing up to a good height, with scanty foliage on their summits.
-On I went towards the thicker forest, and once there I slackened my
-pace, and began to look about me for a good lair. I was as dainty as
-Lochiel’s grandchild, who made his grandsire indignant at the luxury of
-his pillow of snow: this brake was too full of brambles, that felt damp
-with dew; there was no hurry, since I had given up all hope of passing
-the night between four walls; and I went leisurely groping about, and
-trusting that there were no wolves to be poked up out of their summer
-drowsiness by my stick, when all at once I saw a château before me, not
-a quarter of a mile off, at the end of what seemed to be an ancient
-avenue (now overgrown and irregular), which I happened to be crossing,
-when I looked to my right, and saw the welcome sight. Large, stately,
-and dark was its outline against the dusky night-sky; there were
-pepper-boxes and tourelles and what-not fantastically going up into the
-dim starlight. And more to the purpose still, though I could not see
-the details of the building that I was now facing, it was plain enough
-that there were lights in many windows, as if some great entertainment
-was going on.
-
-“They are hospitable people at any rate,” thought I. “Perhaps they will
-give me a bed. I don’t suppose French propriétaires have traps and
-horses quite as plentiful as English gentlemen; but they are evidently
-having a large party, and some of their guests may be from Tours, and
-will give me a cast back to the Lion d’Or. I am not proud, and I am
-dog-tired. I am not above hanging on behind, if need be.”
-
-So, putting a little briskness and spirit into my walk, I went up to
-the door, which was standing open, most hospitably, and showing a large
-lighted hall, all hung round with spoils of the chase, armour, &c.,
-the details of which I had not time to notice, for the instant I stood
-on the threshold a huge porter appeared, in a strange, old-fashioned
-dress, a kind of livery which well befitted the general appearance
-of the house. He asked me, in French (so curiously pronounced that I
-thought I had hit upon a new kind of _patois_), my name, and whence I
-came. I thought he would not be much the wiser, still it was but civil
-to give it before I made my request for assistance; so in reply I said--
-
-“My name is Whittingham--Richard Whittingham, an English gentleman,
-staying at ----.” To my infinite surprise a light of pleased
-intelligence came over the giant’s face; he made me a low bow, and
-said (still in the same curious dialect) that I was welcome, that I was
-long expected.
-
-“Long expected!” What could the fellow mean? Had I stumbled on a nest
-of relations by John Calvin’s side, who had heard of my genealogical
-inquiries, and were gratified and interested by them? But I was too
-much pleased to be under shelter for the night to think it necessary to
-account for my agreeable reception before I enjoyed it. Just as he was
-opening the great heavy _battants_ of the door that led from the hall
-to the interior, he turned round and said,--
-
-“Apparently Monsieur le Géanquilleur is not come with you.”
-
-“No! I am all alone; I have lost my way,”--and I was going on with my
-explanation, when he, as if quite indifferent to it, led the way up
-a great stone staircase, as wide as many rooms, and having on each
-landing-place massive iron wickets, in a heavy framework; these the
-porter unlocked with the solemn slowness of age. Indeed, a strange,
-mysterious awe of the centuries that had passed away since this château
-was built came over me as I waited for the turning of the ponderous
-keys in the ancient locks. I could almost have fancied that I heard
-a mighty rushing murmur (like the ceaseless sound of a distant sea,
-ebbing and flowing for ever and for ever), coming forth from the great
-vacant galleries that opened out on each side of the broad staircase,
-and were to be dimly perceived in the darkness above us. It was as if
-the voices of generations of men yet echoed and eddied in the silent
-air. It was strange, too, that my friend the porter going before me,
-ponderously infirm, with his feeble old hands striving in vain to keep
-the tall flambeau he held steadily before him,--strange, I say, that he
-was the only domestic I saw in the vast halls and passages, or met with
-on the grand staircase. At length we stood before the gilded doors that
-led into the saloon where the family--or it might be the company, so
-great was the buzz of voices--was assembled. I would have remonstrated
-when I found he was going to introduce me, dusty and travel-smeared, in
-a morning costume that was not even my best, into this grand _salon_,
-with nobody knew how many ladies and gentlemen assembled; but the
-obstinate old man was evidently bent upon taking me straight to his
-master, and paid no heed to my words.
-
-The doors flew open, and I was ushered into a saloon curiously full of
-pale light, which did not culminate on any spot, nor proceed from any
-centre, nor flicker with any motion of the air, but filled every nook
-and corner, making all things deliciously distinct; different from our
-light of gas or candle, as is the difference between a clear southern
-atmosphere and that of our misty England.
-
-At the first moment my arrival excited no attention, the apartment
-was so full of people, all intent on their own conversation. But my
-friend the porter went up to a handsome lady of middle age, richly
-attired in that antique manner which fashion has brought round again
-of late years, and, waiting first in an attitude of deep respect till
-her attention fell upon him, told her my name and something about me,
-as far as I could guess from the gestures of the one and the sudden
-glance of the eye of the other.
-
-She immediately came towards me with the most friendly actions of
-greeting, even before she had advanced near enough to speak. Then,--and
-was it not strange?--her words and accent were that of the commonest
-peasant of the country. Yet she herself looked high-bred, and would
-have been dignified had she been a shade less restless, had her
-countenance worn a little less lively and inquisitive expression. I
-had been poking a good deal about the old parts of Tours, and had had
-to understand the dialect of the people who dwelt in the Marché an
-Vendredi and similar places, or I really should not have understood
-my handsome hostess, as she offered to present me to her husband, a
-henpecked, gentlemanly man, who was more quaintly attired than she in
-the very extreme of that style of dress. I thought to myself that in
-France, as in England, it is the provincials who carry fashion to such
-an excess as to become ridiculous.
-
-However, he spoke (still in the _patois_) of his pleasure in making
-my acquaintance, and led me to a strange uneasy easy-chair, much of a
-piece with the rest of the furniture, which might have taken its place
-without any anachronism by the side of that in the Hôtel Cluny. Then
-again began the clatter of French voices, which my arrival had for an
-instant interrupted, and I had leisure to look about me. Opposite to
-me sat a very sweet-looking lady, who must have been a great beauty in
-her youth I should think, and would be charming in old age, from the
-sweetness of her countenance. She was, however, extremely fat, and on
-seeing her feet laid up before her on a cushion, I at once perceived
-that they were so swollen as to render her incapable of walking, which
-probably brought on her excessive _embonpoint_. Her hands were plump
-and small, but rather coarse-grained in texture, not quite so clean as
-they might have been, and altogether not so aristocratic-looking as the
-charming face. Her dress was of superb black velvet, ermine-trimmed,
-with diamonds thrown all abroad over it.
-
-Not far from her stood the least little man I had ever seen; of such
-admirable proportions no one could call him a dwarf, because with that
-word we usually associate something of deformity; but yet with an
-elfin look of shrewd, hard, worldly wisdom in his face that marred the
-impression which his delicate regular little features would otherwise
-have conveyed. Indeed, I do not think he was quite of equal rank
-with the rest of the company, for his dress was inappropriate to the
-occasion (and he apparently was an invited, while I was an involuntary
-guest); and one or two of his gestures and actions were more like
-the tricks of an uneducated rustic than anything else. To explain
-what I mean: his boots had evidently seen much service, and had been
-re-topped, re-heeled, re-soled to the extent of cobbler’s powers. Why
-should he have come in them if they were not his best--his only pair?
-And what can be more ungenteel than poverty? Then again he had an
-uneasy trick of putting his hand up to his throat, as if he expected to
-find something the matter with it; and he had the awkward habit--which
-I do not think he could have copied from Dr. Johnson, because most
-probably he had never heard of him--of trying always to retrace his
-steps on the exact boards on which he had trodden to arrive at any
-particular part of the room. Besides, to settle the question, I once
-heard him addressed as Monsieur Poucet, without any aristocratic “de”
-for a prefix; and nearly every one else in the room was a marquis at
-any rate.
-
-I say, “nearly every one;” for some strange people had the entrée;
-unless indeed they were like me benighted. One of the guests I should
-have taken for a servant, but for the extraordinary influence he
-seemed to have over the man I took for his master, and who never did
-anything without, apparently, being urged thereto by this follower.
-The master, magnificently dressed, but ill at ease in his clothes, as
-if they had been made for some one else, was a weak-looking, handsome
-man, continually sauntering about, and I almost guessed an object of
-suspicion to some of the gentlemen present, which, perhaps, drove him
-on the companionship of his follower, who was dressed something in the
-style of an ambassador’s chasseur; yet it was not a chasseur’s dress
-after all; it was something more thoroughly old-world; boots half way
-up his ridiculously small legs, which clattered as he walked along, as
-if they were too large for his little feet; and a great quantity of
-grey fur, as trimming to coat, court-mantle, boots, cap--everything.
-You know the way in which certain countenances remind you perpetually
-of some animal, be it bird or beast! Well, this chasseur (as I will
-call him for want of a better name) was exceedingly like the great
-Tom-cat that you have seen so often in my chambers, and laughed at
-almost as often for his uncanny gravity of demeanour. Grey whiskers has
-my Tom--grey whiskers had the chasseur: grey hair overshadows the upper
-lip of my Tom--grey mustachios hid that of the chasseur. The pupils of
-Tom’s eyes dilate and contract as I had thought cats’ pupils only could
-do, until I saw those of the chasseur. To be sure, canny as Tom is,
-the chasseur had the advantage in the more intelligent expression. He
-seemed to have obtained most complete sway over his master or patron,
-whose looks he watched, and whose steps he followed with a kind of
-distrustful interest that puzzled me greatly.
-
-There were several other groups in the more distant part of the saloon,
-all of the stately old school, all grand and noble, I conjectured from
-their bearing. They seemed perfectly well acquainted with each other,
-as if they were in the habit of meeting. But I was interrupted in my
-observations by the tiny little gentleman on the opposite side of the
-room coming across to take a place beside me. It is no difficult matter
-to a Frenchman to slide into conversation, and so gracefully did my
-pigmy friend keep up the character of the nation, that we were almost
-confidential before ten minutes had elapsed.
-
-Now I was quite aware that the welcome which all had extended to me,
-from the porter up to the vivacious lady and meek lord of the castle,
-was intended for some other person. But it required either a degree
-of moral courage, of which I cannot boast, or the self-reliance and
-conversational powers of a bolder and cleverer man than I, to undeceive
-people who had fallen into so fortunate a mistake for me. Yet the
-little man by my side insinuated himself so much into my confidence,
-that I had half a mind to tell him of my exact situation and to turn
-him into a friend and an ally.
-
-“Madame is perceptibly growing older,” said he, in the midst of my
-perplexity, glancing at our hostess.
-
-“Madame is still a very fine woman,” replied I.
-
-“Now, is it not strange,” continued he, lowering his voice, “how
-women almost invariably praise the absent, or departed, as if they
-were angels of light, while as for the present, or the living”--here
-he shrugged up his little shoulders, and made an expressive pause.
-“Would you believe it! Madame is always praising her late husband to
-monsieur’s face; till, in fact, we guests are quite perplexed how
-to look: for you know, the late M. de Retz’s character was quite
-notorious,--everybody has heard of him.” All the world of Touraine,
-thought I, but I made an assenting noise.
-
-At this instant, monsieur our host came up to me, and with a civil
-look of tender interest (such as some people put on when they inquire
-after your mother, about whom they do not care one straw) asked if I
-had heard lately how my cat was? “How my cat was!” What could the man
-mean? My cat! Could he mean the tailless Tom, born in the Isle of Man,
-and now supposed to be keeping guard against the incursions of rats
-and mice into my chambers in London? Tom is, as you know, on pretty
-good terms with some of my friends, using their legs for rubbing-posts
-without scruple, and highly esteemed by them for his gravity of
-demeanour, and wise manner of winking his eyes. But could his fame have
-reached across the Channel? However, an answer must be returned to the
-inquiry, as monsieur’s face was bent down to mine with a look of polite
-anxiety; so I, in my turn, assumed an expression of gratitude, and
-assured him that, to the best of my belief, my cat was in remarkably
-good health.
-
-“And the climate agrees with her?”
-
-“Perfectly,” said I, in a maze of wonder at this deep solicitude in a
-tailless cat who had lost one foot and half an ear in some cruel trap.
-My host smiled a sweet smile, and, addressing a few words to my little
-neighbour, passed on.
-
-“How wearisome these aristocrats are!” quoth my neighbour with a
-slight sneer. “Monsieur’s conversation rarely extends to more than two
-sentences to any one. By that time his faculties are exhausted, and he
-needs the refreshment of silence. You and I, monsieur, are at any rate
-indebted to our own wits for our rise in the world!”
-
-Here again I was bewildered! As you know, I am rather proud of my
-descent from families which, if not noble themselves, are allied to
-nobility,--and as to my “rise in the world”--if I had risen, it would
-have been rather for balloon-like qualities than for mother-wit, to
-being unencumbered with heavy ballast either in my head or my pockets.
-However, it was my cue to agree: so I smiled again.
-
-“For my part,” said he, “if a man does not stick at trifles, if
-he knows how to judiciously add to, or withhold facts, and is not
-sentimental in his parade of humanity, he is sure to do well; sure to
-affix a _de_ or _von_ to his name, and end his days in comfort. There
-is an example of what I am saying”--and he glanced furtively at the
-weak-looking master of the sharp, intelligent servant, whom I have
-called the chasseur.
-
-“Monsieur le Marquis would never have been anything but a miller’s son,
-if it had not been for the talents of his servant. Of course you know
-his antecedents?”
-
-I was going to make some remarks on the changes in the order of the
-peerage since the days of Louis XVI.--going, in fact, to be very
-sensible and historical--when there was a slight commotion among the
-people at the other end of the room. Lacqueys in quaint liveries
-must have come in from behind the tapestry, I suppose (for I never
-saw them enter, though I sate right opposite to the doors), and were
-handing about the slight beverages and slighter viands which are
-considered sufficient refreshments, but which looked rather meagre
-to my hungry appetite. These footmen were standing solemnly opposite
-to a lady,--beautiful, splendid as the dawn, but--sound asleep in a
-magnificent settee. A gentleman who showed so much irritation at her
-ill-timed slumbers, that I think he must have been her husband, was
-trying to awaken her with actions not far removed from shakings. All
-in vain; she was quite unconscious of his annoyance, or the smiles of
-the company, or the automatic solemnity of the waiting footmen, or the
-perplexed anxiety of monsieur and madame.
-
-My little friend sat down with a sneer as if his curiosity was quenched
-in contempt.
-
-“Moralists would make an infinity of wise remarks on that scene,” said
-he. “In the first place note the ridiculous position into which their
-superstitious reverence for rank and title puts all these people.
-Because monsieur is a reigning prince over some minute principality
-the exact situation of which no one has as yet discovered, no one must
-venture to take their glass of eau sucré till Madame la Princesse
-awakens; and, judging from past experience, those poor lacqueys may
-have to stand for a century before that happens. Next--always speaking
-as a moralist, you will observe--note how difficult it is to break off
-bad habits acquired in youth!”
-
-Just then the prince succeeded, by what means I did not see, in awaking
-the beautiful sleeper. But at first she did not remember where she was,
-and looking up at her husband with loving eyes, she smiled and said:
-
-“Is it you, my prince!”
-
-But he was too conscious of the suppressed amusement of the spectators
-and his own consequent annoyance, to be reciprocally tender, and
-turned away with some little French expression best rendered into
-English by “Pooh pooh, my dear!”
-
-After I had had a glass of delicious wine of some unknown quality, my
-courage was in rather better plight than before, and I told my cynical
-little neighbour--whom I must say I was beginning to dislike--that I
-had lost my way in the wood, and had arrived at the château quite by
-mistake.
-
-He seemed mightily amused at my story; said that the same thing had
-happened to himself more than once; and told me that I had better luck
-than he had had on one of these occasions, when, from his account,
-he must have been in considerable danger of his life. He ended his
-story by making me admire his boots, which he said he still wore,
-patched though they were, and all their excellent quality lost by
-patching,--because they were of such a first-rate make for long
-pedestrian excursions. “Though indeed,” he wound up by saying, “the new
-fashion of railroads would seem to supersede the necessity for this
-description of boots.”
-
-When I consulted him as to whether I ought to make myself known to
-my host and hostess as a benighted traveller, instead of the guest
-whom they had taken me for, he exclaimed, “By no means! I hate such
-squeamish morality.” And he seemed much offended by my innocent
-question, as if it seemed by implication to condemn something in
-himself. He was offended and silent; and just at this moment I caught
-the sweet, attractive eyes of the lady opposite,--that lady whom I
-named at first as being no longer in the bloom of youth, but as being
-somewhat infirm about the feet, which were supported on a raised
-cushion before her. Her looks seemed to say, “Come here, and let us
-have some conversation together;” and with a bow of silent excuse to my
-little companion, I went across to the lame old lady. She acknowledged
-my coming with the prettiest gesture of thanks possible; and half
-apologetically said, “It is a little dull to be unable to move about
-on such evenings as this; but it is a just punishment to me for my
-early vanities. My poor feet, that were by nature so small, are now
-taking their revenge for my cruelty in forcing them into such little
-slippers.... Besides, monsieur,” with a pleasant smile, “I thought it
-was possible you might be weary of the malicious sayings of your little
-neighbour. He has not borne the best character in his youth, and such
-men are sure to be cynical in their old age.”
-
-“Who is he?” asked I, with English abruptness.
-
-“His name is Poucet, and his father was, I believe, a wood-cutter, or
-charcoal-burner, or something of the sort. They do tell sad stories
-of connivance at murder, ingratitude, and obtaining money on false
-pretences--but you will think me as bad as he if I go on with my
-slanders. Rather let us admire the lovely lady coming up towards us,
-with the roses in her hand--I never see her without roses, they are so
-closely connected with her past history, as you are doubtless aware.
-Ah beauty!” said my companion to the lady drawing near to us, “it is
-like you to come to me, now that I can no longer go to you.” Then
-turning to me, and gracefully drawing me into the conversation, she
-said, “You must know that although we never met until we were both
-married, we have been almost like sisters ever since. There have been
-so many points of resemblance in our circumstances, and I think I may
-say in our characters. We had each two elder sisters--mine were but
-half-sisters, though--who were not so kind to us as they might have
-been.”
-
-“But have been sorry for it since,” put in the other lady.
-
-“Since we have married princes,” continued the same lady, with an arch
-smile that had nothing of unkindness in it, “for we both have married
-far above our original stations in life; we are both unpunctual in our
-habits, and in consequence of this failing of ours we have both had to
-suffer mortification and pain.”
-
-“And both are charming,” said a whisper close behind me. “My lord the
-marquis, say it--say, ‘And both are charming.’”
-
-“And both are charming,” was spoken aloud by another voice. I turned,
-and saw the wily cat-like chasseur, prompting his master to make civil
-speeches.
-
-The ladies bowed with that kind of haughty acknowledgment which shows
-that compliments from such a source are distasteful. But our trio of
-conversation was broken up, and I was sorry for it. The marquis looked
-as if he had been stirred up to make that one speech, and hoped that he
-would not be expected to say more; while behind him stood the chasseur,
-half impertinent and half servile in his ways and attitudes. The
-ladies, who were real ladies, seemed to be sorry for the awkwardness
-of the marquis, and addressed some trifling questions to him, adapting
-themselves to the subjects on which he could have no trouble in
-answering. The chasseur, meanwhile, was talking to himself in a
-growling tone of voice. I had fallen a little into the background at
-this interruption in a conversation which promised to be so pleasant,
-and I could not help hearing his words.
-
-“Really, De Carabas grows more stupid every day. I have a great mind to
-throw off his boots, and leave him to his fate. I was intended for a
-court, and to a court I will go, and make my own fortune as I have made
-his. The emperor will appreciate my talents.”
-
-And such are the habits of the French, or such his forgetfulness
-of good manners in his anger, that he spat right and left on the
-parquetted floor.
-
-Just then a very ugly, very pleasant-looking man, came towards the
-two ladies to whom I had lately been speaking, leading up to them a
-delicate fair woman dressed all in the softest white, as if she were
-_vouée au blanc_. I do not think there was a bit of colour about her.
-I thought I heard her making, as she came along, a little noise of
-pleasure, not exactly like the singing of a tea-kettle, nor yet like
-the cooing of a dove, but reminding me of each sound.
-
-“Madame de Mioumiou was anxious to see you,” said he, addressing
-the lady with the roses, “so I have brought her across to give you
-a pleasure!” What an honest good face! but oh! how ugly! And yet I
-liked his ugliness better than most persons’ beauty. There was a look
-of pathetic acknowledgment of his ugliness, and a deprecation of your
-too hasty judgment, in his countenance that was positively winning.
-The soft white lady kept glancing at my neighbour the chasseur, as if
-they had had some former acquaintance, which puzzled me very much,
-as they were of such different rank. However, their nerves were
-evidently strung to the same tune, for at a sound behind the tapestry,
-which was more like the scuttering of rats and mice than anything
-else, both Madame de Mioumiou and the chasseur started with the most
-eager look of anxiety on their countenances, and by their restless
-movements--madame’s panting, and the fiery dilation of his eyes--one
-might see that commonplace sounds affected them both in a manner very
-different to the rest of the company. The ugly husband of the lovely
-lady with the roses now addressed himself to me.
-
-“We are much disappointed,” he said, “in finding that monsieur is not
-accompanied by his countryman--le grand Jean d’Angleterre; I cannot
-pronounce his name rightly”--and he looked at me to help him out.
-
-“Le grand Jean d’Angleterre!” now who was le grand Jean d’Angleterre?
-John Bull? John Russell? John Bright?
-
-“Jean--Jean”--continued the gentleman, seeing my embarrassment. “Ah,
-these terrible English names--‘Jean de Géanquilleur!’”
-
-I was as wise as ever. And yet the name struck me as familiar, but
-slightly disguised. I repeated it to myself. It was mighty like John
-the Giant-killer, only his friends always call that worthy “Jack.” I
-said the name aloud.
-
-“Ah, that is it!” said he. “But why has he not accompanied you to our
-little reunion to-night?”
-
-I had been rather puzzled once or twice before, but this serious
-question added considerably to my perplexity. Jack the Giant-killer had
-once, it is true, been rather an intimate friend of mine, as far as
-(printer’s) ink and paper can keep up a friendship, but I had not heard
-his name mentioned for years; and for aught I knew he lay enchanted
-with King Arthur’s knights, who lie entranced until the blast of the
-trumpets of four mighty kings shall call them to help at England’s
-need. But the question had been asked in serious earnest by that
-gentleman, whom I more wished to think well of me than I did any other
-person in the room. So I answered respectfully that it was long since I
-had heard anything of my countryman; but that I was sure it would have
-given him as much pleasure as it was doing myself to have been present
-at such an agreeable gathering of friends. He bowed, and then the lame
-lady took up the word.
-
-“To-night is the night when, of all the year, this great old forest
-surrounding the castle is said to be haunted by the phantom of a little
-peasant girl who once lived hereabouts; the tradition is that she was
-devoured by a wolf. In former days I have seen her on this night out
-of yonder window at the end of the gallery. Will you, ma belle, take
-monsieur to see the view outside by the moonlight (you may possibly see
-the phantom-child); and leave me to a little _tête-à-tête_ with your
-husband?”
-
-With a gentle movement the lady with the roses complied with the
-other’s request, and we went to a great window, looking down on the
-forest, in which I had lost my way. The tops of the far-spreading and
-leafy trees lay motionless beneath us in that pale, wan light, which
-shows objects almost as distinct in form, though not in colour, as by
-day. We looked down on the countless avenues, which seemed to converge
-from all quarters to the great old castle; and suddenly across one,
-quite near to us, there passed the figure of a little girl, with the
-“capuchon” on, that takes the place of a peasant girl’s bonnet in
-France. She had a basket on one arm, and by her, on the side to which
-her head was turned, there went a wolf. I could almost have said it was
-licking her hand, as if in penitent love, if either penitence or love
-had ever been a quality of wolves,--but though not of living, perhaps
-it may be of phantom wolves.
-
-“There, we have seen her!” exclaimed my beautiful companion. “Though
-so long dead, her simple story of household goodness and trustful
-simplicity still lingers in the hearts of all who have ever heard
-of her; and the country-people about here say that seeing that
-phantom-child on this anniversary brings good luck for the year. Let us
-hope that we shall share in the traditionary good fortune. Ah! here is
-Madame de Retz--she retains the name of her first husband, you know, as
-he was of higher rank than the present.” We were joined by our hostess.
-
-“If monsieur is fond of the beauties of nature and art,” said she,
-perceiving that I had been looking at the view from the great window,
-“he will perhaps take pleasure in seeing the picture.” Here she sighed,
-with a little affectation of grief. “You know the picture I allude
-to,” addressing my companion, who bowed assent, and smiled a little
-maliciously, as I followed the lead of madame.
-
-I went after her to the other end of the saloon, noting by the way
-with what keen curiosity she caught up what was passing either in
-word or action on each side of her. When we stood opposite to the end
-wall, I perceived a full-length picture of a handsome peculiar-looking
-man, with--in spite of his good looks--a very fierce and scowling
-expression. My hostess clasped her hands together as her arms hung down
-in front, and sighed once more. Then, half in soliloquy, she said--
-
-“He was the love of my youth; his stern yet manly character first
-touched this heart of mine. When--when shall I cease to deplore his
-loss!”
-
-Not being acquainted with her enough to answer this question (if,
-indeed, it were not sufficiently answered by the fact of her second
-marriage), I felt awkward; and, by way of saying something, I
-remarked,--
-
-“The countenance strikes me as resembling something I have seen
-before--in an engraving from an historical picture, I think; only, it
-is there the principal figure in a group: he is holding a lady by her
-hair, and threatening her with his scimitar, while two cavaliers are
-rushing up the stairs, apparently only just in time to save her life.”
-
-“Alas, alas!” said she, “you too accurately describe a miserable
-passage in my life, which has often been represented in a false
-light. The best of husbands”--here she sobbed, and became slightly
-inarticulate with her grief--“will sometimes be displeased. I was young
-and curious, he was justly angry with my disobedience--my brothers were
-too hasty--the consequence is, I became a widow!”
-
-After due respect for her tears, I ventured to suggest some commonplace
-consolation. She turned round sharply:--
-
-“No, monsieur: my only comfort is that I have never forgiven the
-brothers who interfered so cruelly, in such an uncalled-for manner,
-between my dear husband and myself. To quote my friend Monsieur
-Sganarelle--‘Ce sont petites choses qui sont de temps en temps
-nécessaires dans l’amitié; et cinq ou six coups d’épée entre gens
-qui s’aiment ne font que ragaillardir l’affection.’ You observe the
-colouring is not quite what it should be?”
-
-“In this light the beard is of rather a peculiar tint,” said I.
-
-“Yes: the painter did not do it justice. It was most lovely, and gave
-him such a distinguished air, quite different from the common herd.
-Stay, I will show you the exact colour, if you will come near this
-flambeau!” And going near the light, she took off a bracelet of hair,
-with a magnificent clasp of pearls. It was peculiar, certainly. I did
-not know what to say. “His precious lovely beard!” said she. “And the
-pearls go so well with the delicate blue!”
-
-Her husband, who had come up to us, and waited till her eye fell upon
-him before venturing to speak, now said, “It is strange Monsieur Ogre
-is not yet arrived!”
-
-“Not at all strange,” said she tartly. “He was always very stupid,
-and constantly falls into mistakes, in which he comes worse off; and
-it is very well he does, for he is a credulous and cowardly fellow.
-Not at all strange! If you will”--turning to her husband, so that I
-hardly heard her words, until I caught--“Then everybody would have
-their rights, and we should have no more trouble. Is it not, monsieur?”
-addressing me.
-
-“If I were in England, I should imagine madame was speaking of the
-reform bill, or the millennium,--but I am in ignorance.”
-
-And just as I spoke, the great folding-doors were thrown open wide, and
-every one started to their feet to greet a little old lady, leaning on
-a thin black wand--and--
-
-“Madame la Féemarraine,” was announced by a chorus of sweet shrill
-voices.
-
-And in a moment I was lying in the grass close by a hollow oak tree,
-with the slanting glory of the dawning day shining full in my face, and
-thousands of little birds and delicate insects piping and warbling out
-their welcome to the ruddy splendour.
-
-
-
-
-Life among the Lighthouses.
-
-
-A minister of state, whose duties brought him into constant attendance
-upon royalty, once made a memorandum in his diary to watch the king
-into a good humour, _that he might ask him for a Lighthouse_. It is
-probable that the wish of Lord Grenville (for it was he) was not to
-learn what living in a lighthouse would be like, but rather to realize
-the very considerable living to be got out of one.
-
-Whether his lordship ever got what he desired, we do not know; but
-could he have foreseen the serious penalties the nation would have
-to pay for having the “well-beloved cousins and councillors” of its
-kings quartered in this free and easy way upon its mercantile marine,
-surely he would have been too generous to seek it. Henry VIII. and his
-daughter Elizabeth were alive to the true policy in such matters, for
-he put the custody of such things into the charge of a chartered body,
-whose interests were made identical with the public welfare; and she,
-making her Lord High Admiral Howard surrender his authority in regard
-to beacons, buoys, marks and signs for the sea to their custody, gave
-the Elder Brethren of the Trinity House their first Act of Parliament,
-and set them forward upon an ever-widening career of usefulness, which
-has resulted in our channels being almost as well lighted as our
-streets.
-
-Not but what among the proprietors of “private lights,” as those not
-under the control of the Trinity House were called, there were men
-of sagacity, energy, and self-devotion. Men who were proud of the
-means whereby they lived, and took the same pleasure in having their
-lighthouse a credit to them that an opulent manufacturer does in having
-his mills up to the mark with all the most recent improvements. But
-the same motive did not exist in the one case as does in the other. If
-a manufacturer does not keep in the front rank as regards machinery,
-the character of his goods is degraded in the market. He must choose
-between spinning well or not at all. But with the private manufacturers
-of light for bewildered sailors the case was different: they were
-authorized to levy tolls on all vessels passing, using, or deriving
-benefit from the light in question; a certain range of distance
-appears to have been assumed within which the vessel was liable; and
-although at one lighthouse the oil might be bad, at another the candles
-unsnuffed, whilst at a third the coal fire would be reeking in its
-embers, still so long as the light was there the dues were chargeable.
-
-Things came to a crisis at last. In districts where at the time when
-the king’s good-humour had been availed of vessels from fishing-village
-to fishing-village crept round by twos and threes, the waters got
-crowded daily and hourly with ships of mighty tonnage, and every
-ton had to pay. It was difficult to tell what the recipients of the
-royal benevolence were making; but from the style in which their mere
-collectors throve, it was evidently something far too good to be
-talked about. It must have been very hard to have been insulted with
-an offer of three hundred and fifty thousand pounds for a barren rock
-in the ocean, nothing like that number of feet square, subjecting the
-proprietor to the necessity of making a pathetic rejoinder to the
-effect “that if he must sell, it must be for five hundred and fifty
-thousand pounds, and that would not pay him;” but a jury was appealed
-to, and four hundred and forty-five thousand pounds was carried off as
-the vested right in one lighthouse, with a heavy sigh that it was so
-little. Another leviathan of the deep realized three hundred thousand
-pounds; and if these were whales among the tritons, the tritons and the
-minnows too, all plethoric of their kind, fared well. The scale was
-freighted heavily with compulsory purchase-money before they were all
-bought out, and the shipping interest had to pay surplus light dues for
-many years before the official custodians of the lighthouse fund had
-got quit of their huge debt.
-
-Even on these terms it was the right thing to do. When the lighthouse
-on the Smalls rock in the Bristol Channel was in private hands, the
-annual consumption of oil, which is another way of stating the annual
-amount of light produced, was as little as two hundred gallons; at this
-present time fifteen hundred gallons are burnt within the year. The
-dues payable in those days were twopence per ton, whilst now vessels
-pay at the rate of one halfpenny per ton over-sea, and one-sixteenth
-part of a penny per ton for coasting voyages, less an abatement in
-the latter cases of thirty-five per cent. But bad lighting, private
-proprietorship, public debt, and, to a great extent, even surplus light
-dues, have gone for ever, and lighthouses have got back to what Queen
-Elizabeth meant them to be--public trusts in public hands for public
-uses.
-
-And yet it was private enterprise that built and rebuilt, and again
-rebuilt the Eddystone, and it was private courage that established
-that which will soon be a thing of the past, the strange wooden-legged
-Malay-looking barracoon of a lighthouse in the Bristol Channel, on a
-rock called the “Smalls.”
-
-The wooden structure at the Smalls was conceived originally by a Mr.
-Phillips, of Liverpool, a member of the Society of Friends. He set
-himself to establish “a great holy good to serve and save humanity,”
-and even in this world he had his reward; for sixty years afterwards,
-when his representatives had to surrender it to the Trinity House, they
-got one hundred and seventy thousand pounds by way of compensation for
-it.
-
-Like most sagacious men, he knew how to choose his instruments. At that
-time there resided in Liverpool a young man of the name of Whiteside,
-a maker of “violins, spinettes, and upright harpsichords,” with a
-strongly marked mechanical genius.
-
-In the summer of 1772, this young fiddle-maker found himself at Solva,
-twenty miles from the rock, with a gang of Cornish miners, who were to
-quarry sockets into the stone, into which it was originally intended
-that iron pillars should be soldered. The first essay was sufficiently
-appalling. The surface of the rock is called twelve feet above the
-level of high water, that is, in smooth weather; but in tempestuous
-seas, and when the waves are rolling in from the south-west, it is as
-many feet below it. The party had landed from their cutter, and had
-got a long iron rod worked a few feet into the rock, when the weather
-suddenly got “dirty.” The wind and the sea rose together, and the
-cutter had to sheer off lest she should be wrecked. The men on the rock
-clung, as best they might, to the half-fastened shaft, and a desperate
-struggle ensued between brute nature and that passive fortitude which
-is greater than brute nature,--all through the night into the morning,
-all through the day into the night again, until the third day, when the
-storm abated and they were saved.
-
-Nothing daunted, it was agreed that it was just as well to know the
-worst. One hint was immediately taken, and rings and holding bars
-were let into various parts of the rock, to which the men could lash
-themselves and each other on similar occasions. It was soon found that
-iron pillars would not do, that they were not sufficiently elastic;
-and great pains were taken to find heart of oak that would be equal to
-resist the angry forces of the waters. That the present structure would
-stand for ever, may be doubted, except by a process analogous to the
-repair of the Irishman’s stocking,--first a new foot, and then a fresh
-leg. Anyhow, it has been recently thought better to build a granite
-tower, which, once well done, may be said, humanly speaking, to be done
-for ever. The light will be exhibited at a greater elevation, which
-gives it an extended range, and the size of the lantern will admit of a
-larger and more powerful apparatus. The mode of procedure is of course
-very different from that adopted by Mr. Whiteside. Where formerly there
-was a poor fiddle-maker, with half-a-dozen Cornish miners, and a ship’s
-carpenter or two, there is now a civil engineer, a clerk, thirty-eight
-granite masons, four carpenters, eight smiths, thirteen seamen, four
-bargemen, two miners and eight labourers; a commodious wharf, a steam
-vessel, a tender, and some barges. There may be nothing so pathetic or
-so heroic as that long cling of nine forlorn human creatures round the
-first iron bar; it would be shame to the engineer if it should be so;
-but there is real work to do, and it is being thoroughly well done.
-
-The story of the present structure at the Eddystone has been told
-with quaint simplicity by the man who raised it. Smeaton had this
-advantage over Whiteside, that he had precursors in his work: but
-then the work was harder, and was done more enduringly. Whiteside’s
-work at the Smalls is coming away in the course of a season or two;
-Smeaton’s, at the Eddystone, is to remain the pattern lighthouse
-of the world for ever. The first Eddystone, built in 1696, was a
-strange affair--something like a Chinese pagoda, or a belvedere in
-some suburban tea-gardens, with open galleries and projecting cranes.
-The architect was Henry Winstanley, and he has depicted himself
-complacently fishing out of his kitchen window; but how he ever
-expected his queer mansion to stand the winter storms is simply a
-marvel. It was completed in 1699, and it was destroyed in 1703. The
-necessity for repairs had taken him to the rock at the time, a dreadful
-storm set in on the 26th November, and the next morning there was
-nothing left of the lighthouse or its occupants but some of the large
-irons whereby the work had been fixed in the rock. A narrative of
-the occurrence, printed in the following year, states:--“It was very
-remarkable that, as we are informed, at the same time the lighthouse
-abovesaid was blown down, the model of it, in Mr. Winstanley’s house at
-Littlebury, in Essex, above 200 miles from the lighthouse, fell down
-and was broke to pieces.” Upon which, Smeaton shrewdly remarks: “This,
-however, may not appear extraordinary, if we consider, that the same
-general wind that blew down the lighthouse near Plymouth might blow
-down the model at Littlebury.”
-
-The next structure at the Eddystone, commenced in 1706, was a very
-different thing. Mr. John Rudyerd was doomed by fortune to be a silk
-mercer, and keep a shop on Ludgate Hill; but Nature had made him
-an engineer. Smeaton speaks with great admiration of many of his
-arrangements; and if the lighthouse had not been destroyed by fire,
-about forty-six years after its erection, there appears no reason why
-it should not have been standing to this day. While Winstanley’s was
-all external ornament, with numberless nooks and angles for the wind
-and sea to gripe it by, Rudyerd’s was a snug, smooth, solid cone,
-round which the sea might rage, but on which it could hardly fasten.
-But fire conquered what the water could not. Luckily for the keepers,
-it broke out in the very top of the lantern, and burnt downwards, and
-there was time to save the men, although one of them, looking upwards
-at the burning mass, not only got burnt on the shoulders and head
-with some molten lead, but while gazing upwards with his mouth open,
-received some of the liquid metal down his throat, and yet survived, to
-the incredulity of all Plymouth, for twelve days, when seven ounces of
-lead, “of a flat, oval form,” was taken from his stomach.
-
-The lessees of the Eddystone, in those days, seem to have been
-liberal-minded people. The tolls ceased with the extinction of the
-light, and could not be renewed until it was again exhibited. It was
-their apparent interest, therefore, to get a structure run up on the
-old model as quickly as possible. It was true it had been destroyed by
-fire, but a little modification of the old arrangements would probably
-have prevented such a calamity recurring, and it had proved itself
-stable and seaworthy. Nevertheless, they not only consulted the ablest
-engineer of the day, but submitted to the delay and extra cost involved
-in the adoption of his advice to build of stone and granite.
-
-The point of most enduring interest connected with the present
-Eddystone is the peculiarity of its form, which is familiar, probably,
-to everybody in the kingdom, from the child, who has seen it in a
-magic-lantern, to the civil engineer who knows Smeaton’s stately folio
-by heart. Until he built so, the form was almost unknown to us; and
-since he built so, all the ocean lighthouses have been modifications of
-it. It is interesting to contrast the reasoning of Mr. Alan Stevenson,
-the builder of the “Skerryvore,” another of these deep-sea lamp-posts,
-as they have been called, off the western coast of Scotland,--with
-the _instincts_ of Smeaton, so to speak, on the same subject. It may
-not be very edifying to the general reader to learn “that, as the
-stability of a sea-tower depends, _cæteris paribus_, on the lowness
-of its centre of gravity, the general notion of its form is that of a
-cone; but that, as the forces to which its several horizontal sections
-are opposed decrease towards its top in a rapid ratio, the solid should
-be generated by the revolution of some curve line convex to the axis
-of the tower, and gradually approaching to parallelism with it; and
-that this, in fact, is a general description of the Eddystone Tower,
-devised by Smeaton.” Neither is it a thing likely to be remembered,
-without saying it over a good many times to oneself, that “the shaft
-of the Skerryvore pillar is a solid, generated by the revolution of
-a rectangular hyperbola about its asymptote as a vertical axis.”
-But if we understand the respective narratives of the constructors
-rightly, Smeaton worked from analogy, and Stevenson from mathematical
-calculation. Smeaton tells us of his desire to make his lighthouse
-resemble the trunk of a stately tree, and he gives drawings both of a
-trunk and of a branch, to show how they start, the one from the ground,
-and the other from the main stem. He is also constantly recurring to
-the idea of the elasticity of stone, and he quotes a report from one of
-the keepers, that on one occasion “the house did shake as if a man had
-been up in a great tree.” Certainly, the effect to the eye in looking
-at the Eddystone, corroborates the conception with which his mind was
-evidently possessed; it emerges from the sea; the curve of the natural
-rock is continued in a singularly felicitous manner; the Skerryvore is
-a fine shaft, but one sees that it has been stuck in a hole, thoroughly
-well fastened in, and (relying on its weight and coherence) likely to
-remain there till doomsday; but the Eddystone is homogeneous to the
-rock, as well as to itself; and gazing on it, one gets into the same
-train of contemplation as Topsy did upon her wickedness, and supposes
-it grew there. Nevertheless the Skerryvore is a noble structure, and
-the memoir of its construction by Mr. Stevenson is almost exhaustive
-of all that is at present known about lighthouses and lighthouse
-illumination.
-
-And if these be the lighthouses, and the mode of life among those by
-whom they are builded, let us try to realize the daily work of those by
-whom the structures are inhabited. “You are to light the lamps every
-evening at sun-setting, and keep them constantly burning, bright and
-clear, till sun-rising.” That is the first article of instructions to
-light-keepers, as may be seen by any visitors to a station. Whatever
-else happens, you are to do that. It may be you are isolated, through
-the long night-watches, twenty miles from land, fifty or a hundred feet
-above the level of the sea, with the winds and waves howling round you,
-and the sea-birds dashing themselves to death against the gleaming
-lantern, like giant-moths against a candle; or it may be a calm,
-voluptuous, moonlight night, the soft landairs laden with the perfumes
-of the highland heather or the Cornish gorse, tempting you to keep your
-watch outside the lantern, in the open gallery, instead of in your
-watch-room chair within; the Channel may be full of stately ships, each
-guided by your light, or the horizon may be bare of all sign of life,
-except, remote and far beneath you, the lantern of some fishing-boat at
-sea,--but, whatever may be going on outside, there is within for you
-the duty, simple and easy, by virtue of your moral method and orderly
-training, “to light the lamps every evening at sun-setting, and keep
-them constantly burning, bright and clear, till sun-rising.” You shall
-be helped to do this easily and well by abundant discipline, first,
-on probation, at head-quarters, where you shall gain familiarity with
-all your materials--lamps, oil, wicks, lighting apparatus, revolving
-machinery, and cleaning stores; you shall be looked at, and over, and
-through, by keen medical eyes, before you can be admitted to this
-service, lest, under the exceptional nature of your future life, you,
-not being a sound man, should break down, to the public detriment and
-your own; you shall be enjoined “to the constant habit of cleanliness
-and good order in your own person, and to the invariable exercise
-of temperance and morality in your habits and proceedings, so that,
-by your example, you may enforce, as far as lies in your power, the
-observance of the same laudable conduct by your wife and family.” You
-shall be well paid while you are hale and active, and well pensioned
-when you are past work; you shall be ennobled, by compulsion, into
-provident consideration for your helpmate and your children by an
-insurance on your life; but when all this is done for you, and the
-highest and completest satisfaction that can fall to the best of us
-on this side the grave--the sense of being useful to our fellows--is
-ordered for you in abundant measure, it all recurs to what, as regards
-the specialty of your life, is the be-all and the end-all of your
-existence, and this is the burden to the ballad of your story:--“You
-are to light the lamps every evening at sun-setting, and keep them
-constantly burning, bright and clear, till sun-rising.”
-
-To do this implies a perpetual watch. “He whose watch is about to end
-is to trim the lamps and leave them burning in perfect order before he
-quits the lantern and calls the succeeding watch, and he who has the
-watch at sun-rise, when he has extinguished the lamps, is to commence
-all necessary preparations for the exhibition of the light at the
-ensuing sunset;” and, moreover, “no bed, sofa, or other article on
-which to recline, can be permitted, either in the lantern, or in the
-apartment under the lantern, known as the watch-room.”
-
-Thus far we have a common denominator to the life of every
-light-keeper; but in other respects it varies much. At such stations
-as the Forelands or Harwich, where there are gardens to cultivate and
-plenty of land room for the men to stretch their legs and renovate
-themselves after the night watches; where visitors from neighbouring
-watering-places are constantly coming and going, to talk, to praise,
-to listen, and, perhaps, to fee, it is all very well; but there are
-also places “remote, unfriended, melancholy, slow,” where the walk is
-limited to the circle of the gallery-railing, or the diameter of the
-lighthouse column; where the only incidents are the inspections of the
-committee, the visits of the district superintendent, or the monthly
-relief which takes the men back to shore. At these stations, when the
-sea is making fun of them, it sweeps up clean over the roof, and makes
-the lantern-glasses ring again, and in calmer weather the men may creep
-carefully out upon the rock to solace themselves with a little fishing;
-or if of more nervous temperament, may do it, as Winstanley did, with
-greater security from the kitchen window.
-
-Not but what some people like that sort of life. Smeaton tells a story
-of a shoemaker who went out as light-keeper to the Eddystone because
-he did not like confinement, having found himself in effect a greater
-prisoner at his lapstone than he would be at the rock; but then Smeaton
-confesses a few pages farther on that at times the keepers have been so
-short of provisions as to be compelled to eat the candles.
-
-In the old days of private proprietorship, when every owner had his
-system of management, and when the desire to make a profit set the aims
-of efficiency and economy into antagonism, exceptional cases of very
-terrible tragic significance occasionally occurred. For instance, here
-is a letter from the heroic fiddle-maker himself, dated “Smalls, 1st
-February, 1777,” written in triplicate, put into a corked bottle, and
-that into a cask inscribed, “Open this, and you will find a letter:”--
-
- “TO MR. WILLIAMS.
-
- “_Smalls, February 1st, 1777._
-
- “SIR,--Being now in a most dangerous and distressed condition
- upon the Smalls, do hereby trust Providence will bring to your
- hand this, which prayeth for your immediate assistance to fetch
- us off the Smalls before the next spring, or we fear we shall
- perish; our water near all gone, our fire quite gone, and our
- house in a most melancholy manner. I doubt not but you will fetch
- us from here as fast as possible; we can be got off at some part
- of the tide almost any weather. I need say no more, but remain
- your distressed,
-
- “Humble servant,
- “HY. WHITESIDE.
-
- “We were distressed in a gale of wind upon the 13th of January,
- since which have not been able to keep any light; but we could
- not have kept any light above sixteen nights longer for want of
- oil and candles, which make us murmur and think we are forgotten.
-
- “ED. EDWARDES.
- “GEO. ADAMS.
- “JNO. PRICE.
-
- “We doubt not but that whoever takes up this will be so merciful
- as to cause it to be sent to Thos. Williams, Esq., Trelethin,
- near St. David’s, Wales.”
-
-Again, a quarter of a century later, the watch was kept by two keepers;
-and for four months the weather shut them off from all communication
-with the land. The method of talking by signals was not developed
-anywhere into the complete system it has now become, and does not
-appear to have been in use at all among the lighthouse people; but in
-the course of a week or two after the storm had set in, it was rumoured
-at several of the western ports that something was wrong at the Smalls.
-Passing vessels reported that a signal of distress was out, but that
-was all they knew. Many attempts to approach the rock were made, but
-fruitlessly. The boats could not get near enough to hail, they could
-only return to make the bewildered agent and the anxious relatives of
-the keepers more bewildered and more anxious by the statement that
-there was always what seemed to be the dim figure of a man in one
-corner of the outside gallery, but whether he spoke or moved, or not,
-they could not tell. Night after night the light was watched for with
-great misgiving whether it would ever show again. But the light failed
-not. Punctually as the sun set it seemed to leave a fragment of its
-fire gleaming in the lantern glasses, which burnt there till it rose
-again, showing this much at least, that some one was alive at the
-Smalls; but whether both the men, or which, no anxious mother or loving
-wife could tell. Four months of this, and then, in calmer weather, a
-Milford boat brought into the agency at Solva one light-keeper and one
-dead man.
-
-What the living man had suffered can never now be known. Whether, when
-first he came distinctly to believe his comrade would die he stood in
-blank despair, or whether he implored him on his knees, in an agony
-of selfish terror, to live; whether when, perhaps for the first time
-in his life, he stood face to face, and so very close, to death, he
-thought of immediate burial, or whether he rushed at once to the
-gallery to shout out to the nearest sail, perhaps a mile away;--at
-what exact moment it was that the thought flashed across him that he
-must not bury the body in the sea, lest those on shore should question
-him as Cain was questioned for his brother, and he, failing to produce
-him, should be branded with Cain’s curse and meet a speedier fate--is
-unrecorded. What he did was to make a coffin. He had been a cooper by
-trade, and by breaking up a bulk-head in the living room, he got the
-dead man covered in; then, with infinite labour he took him to the
-gallery and lashed him there. Perhaps with an instinctive wisdom he set
-himself to work, cleaned and re-cleaned his lamps, unpacked and packed
-his stores. Perhaps he made a point of walking resolutely up to the
-coffin three or four times a day, perhaps he never went near it, and
-even managed to look over it rather than at it, when he was scanning
-the whole horizon for a sail. In his desperation it may have occurred
-to him that as his light was a warning to keep vessels off, so its
-absence would speedily betray some ship to a dangerous vicinity to his
-forlornness, whose crew would be companions to him even though he had
-caused them to be wrecked. But this he did not do. No lives were risked
-to alleviate his desolation, but when he came on shore with his dead
-companion he was a sad, reserved, emaciated man, so strangely worn that
-his associates did not know him.
-
-The immediate result of this sad occurrence was, that three men were
-always kept at the lighthouse, and this wise rule pertains in the
-public service.
-
-Among the minor miseries of life at the Smalls would be such things
-as a storm, in which the central flooring was entirely displaced, the
-stove thrown from its position “into the boiling surf below, and the
-time-piece hurled into a sleeping berth opposite the place it usually
-hung.”
-
-Midway between a rock lighthouse and a shore station, both as to
-structure and as to the experiences of life in it, is that mongrel
-breed amongst edifices, the Pile Lighthouse. There are many sands at
-the mouths of tidal rivers where the water is not deep enough, nor are
-the channels sufficiently wide to make a light-vessel suitable, and
-which yet need marking, and marking, too, at a spot where not only
-the ordinary foundations of masonry, but even the pile foundations
-used for many purposes, would be at fault. Here it is that two very
-ingenious plans have been of service. The one is to fit the lower
-extremity of piles with broad-flanged screws, something like the screw
-of a steam-vessel, and then setting them upright in the sand, screw
-them down with capstans worked from the decks of dumb lighters. These
-bottom piles once secured, the spider legs are bolted on to them, and
-the spider bodies on the top; a ladder draws up, and a boat swings
-ready to be lowered. The other mode of meeting the difficulty of mud or
-loose silt and sand, is by hollow cylinders, which, placed upright on
-the sand, have the air exhausted from the inside of them, and on the
-principle that nature abhors a vacuum (at all events in cylinders),
-the weight of the atmosphere on the sand outside forces it up into the
-exhausted receiver, and the pile sinks at a rate which, until one gets
-accustomed to it, is rather surprising. Here, as in the screw pile, the
-foundation once established, the superstructure, whether of straight
-shafts or spider legs, is only a matter of detail.
-
-These, then, be the variations of lighthouse structure: rock
-lighthouses, solitary giants rising from the ocean deeps; pile
-lighthouses, stuck about the shallow estuaries on long red legs, like
-so many flamingoes fishing; safer, but with less of dignity and more
-of ague;--and lastly, the real _bonâ fide_ shore lighthouse, with its
-broad sweep of down, its neat cottages, and trim inclosures. If my
-Lord Grenville had had any thought of occupying the residence that he
-calculated to eliminate from the king’s good-humour, we take it there
-is very little doubt on which class in the foregoing category he would
-have fixed his choice.
-
-The remaining contribution to the complement of the lighting service is
-the light-vessel. There are, unfortunately, too many outlying dangers
-on our coasts where it is either impossible to fix a lighthouse, or
-where, from the shifting character of the shoal, it is necessary to
-move the light from time to time. Of these the most notable are the
-Goodwin Sands. There are constantly propositions for lighthouses on the
-Goodwin; and some men, mortified that dry lands once belonging to the
-men of Kent should be water-wastes for ever, have proposed boldly to
-reclaim them, believing that the scheme would pay, not merely by the
-acreage added to the county, but by the buried treasures to be exhumed.
-At present they are marked with three light-vessels, one at each end
-and one in the middle. There are other floating stations still farther
-remote from land; and at one--the Seven Stones, between the Scilly
-Islands and the main--the vessel is in forty fathoms water. These
-light-ships ride by chains of a peculiarly prepared and toughened iron;
-and in heavy weather the strain on the moorings is relieved by paying
-out fathom after fathom, until sometimes the whole cable (at the Seven
-Stones, 315 fathoms) is in the water. These vessels, of course, are
-manned by sailors, and the discipline is that of shipboard; but here,
-as on shore, the burden of the main story meets us at the first clause
-of the instructions--“You are to light the lamps every evening at
-sun-setting, and keep them constantly burning, bright and clear, till
-sun-rising,” unless you break adrift, and then, if you have shifted
-your position before you could bring up with your spare anchor, you are
-to put them out and wait till you can be replaced.
-
-Among the curiosities of lighthouse experience are these two. The
-one that it is an occupation in which the modern claim for feminine
-participation has been forestalled. There is at this moment a woman
-light-keeper, and as she retains her employment it may be inferred that
-she does her duty properly. The other is an odd fact, namely, that so
-far back as the last century the rationale of the cod-liver oil fashion
-was foreshadowed at the “Smalls.” As in the wool-combing districts of
-Yorkshire, where the wool is dressed with oil, consumption and strumous
-affections of the like character are rare, so it is said that people
-going out to the “Smalls” as keepers, thin, hectic and emaciated, have
-returned plump, jocund, and robust, on account of living in an unctuous
-atmosphere, where every breath was laden with whale oil, and every meal
-might be enriched with fish.
-
-The French, from economical reasons, early gave their attention to
-the use of seed oils, and the first developments of the moderator
-lamp of the drawing-room are exclusively French. There were many
-difficulties in the way of applying it to lighthouses until it had
-been greatly simplified, because the fact of the carcel lamp being a
-somewhat complicated piece of machinery was against its use in places
-where, if anything went wrong, it might be a month or two before the
-weather would admit of the light-keepers being relieved, and give them
-an opportunity of exchanging old lamps for new. The thing was done at
-last by a simple but very beautiful adjustment of the argand reservoir,
-under which the prime condition for all good combustion was attained,
-namely, that the oil just about to be burnt, should be rarefied and
-prepared for burning by the action of the heat of that which is at the
-moment being consumed. And so great is the quantity of oil used in the
-three kingdoms, that this change from sperm to rapeseed oil must have
-made a saving of many thousands a year.
-
-But if oil from its portability and comparative simplicity has become
-the standard material for light in lighthouses, and has been the object
-of a thousand and one nice adaptations in regard to its preparation and
-the machinery by which it is consumed, the attention of very able men
-has been given to other sources of illumination.
-
-One of these was known as the Bude light, and consisted of jets of
-oxygen introduced into the centre of oil wicks, producing an intense
-combustion, which turned steel wire into fireworks, but requiring great
-management to avoid smoking and charring. It was finally regarded as
-unsuitable on account of the manufacture of the gas and its niceties of
-chemical manipulation.
-
-The Lime lights, of which there are several, are substantially the
-same in this, that oxygen and hydrogen gases have to be made (in the
-vicinity of gas-works, the common gas will do for the hydrogen) and are
-burnt together upon lime or some analogous preparation; and there is
-a magnificent adaptation of the Electric light at this moment at the
-South Foreland.
-
-The first electric lights were galvanic. The light, developed between
-carbon points, was generated by a galvanic battery. Flickering,
-intermittent, and uncertain, the light was yet sufficiently
-astonishing, and when it came to be discovered that the residuum from
-the decomposition was valuable for making costly colours, “The Electric
-Power Light and Colour Company” offered to sell the mere light at a
-very low rate; but the difficulties in the way were insuperable, the
-manipulation of the batteries was somewhat nice and markedly unhealthy,
-the flickering was objectionable, and the light, though intense,
-was so extremely minute that the shadows of the framework of the
-lantern-glasses widened outwards in a way that would have covered the
-horizon seaward with broad bands of dark.
-
-But the matter was not to stop here. In 1831 it had been discovered
-by Faraday that when a piece of soft iron surrounded by a metallic
-wire was passed by the poles of a magnet, an electric current was
-produced in the wire, which could be exalted so as to give a spark;
-and upon this hint an apparatus has been constructed, consisting of an
-accumulation of powerful magnets and iron cores with surrounding coils.
-This apparatus, driven by steam-engines, and fitted with a subtle
-ingenuity of resource always tending to simplicity that seems a marked
-feature in the mind of the patentee, is, as we have said, at this
-moment at work, and very glorious it is to the eye of the observer; a
-piece of sunlight poured out upon the night.
-
-The chief point to be determined is its power over fogs. That any
-light will penetrate through some fogs is out of the question. The Sun
-himself can’t do it. But the artificial light that can hold out longest
-and pierce the farthest is clearly the light at all costs for the
-turning points in the great ocean highways.
-
-A success of this kind would create something of a revolution in a
-branch of lighthouse art on which a vast amount of ingenuity and even
-genius has been expended; that is, the apparatus by which the light
-should be exhibited. There may be divisions among scientific men as
-to the abstract nature and action of light, but sufficient of its
-secondary laws are known to make various arrangements in regard to the
-management of a generated light most valuable.
-
-The old plan known in scientific nomenclature as the Catoptric system
-is by reflection.
-
-Take a bowl of copper, something like a wash-hand basin, and having
-shaped it carefully into a parabolic curve, and then silvered and
-polished the interior, set it up on its side and introduce an argand
-lamp into it, so that the flame of the lamp shall be in true focus, and
-we have a reflecting apparatus. These may be multiplied in double and
-triple rows, and may be either placed upon flat faces, or curved to the
-circle, but a lamp in the centre of a reflector is the basis of the
-arrangement.
-
-If a light were put upon a rock in the ocean without a reflector,
-it would be seen dimly, but all round. Dimly, because the light,
-spreading in all directions, would be weak and diluted, but visible
-all round because there would be nothing to obstruct it. But put this
-light into a twenty-one inch reflector, and we have two distinct
-consequences;--one that we obstruct the radiation of all the rays
-except those that escape from the mouth of the reflector; the other,
-that we reflect into the same direction as the rays that are escaping
-all those we have obstructed from their natural radiation.
-
-A twenty-one inch reflector allows the rays issuing from it to diverge
-fifteen degrees. So that we have the light of the 360 degrees (the
-whole of the circle) gathered into fifteen (a twenty-fourth part of
-the circle). It does not quite follow that within that area the light
-will be twenty-four times as strong as if allowed to dissipate itself
-all round, because something must be allowed for absorption and waste;
-but we believe this allowance has been greatly overstated, and that
-where there are no mechanical difficulties in the way, the reflecting
-system is decidedly the best. Of course where it is necessary to light
-more than fifteen degrees of the circle, it will be necessary to use
-more reflectors, placing them side by side round a shaft, and if these
-are set into revolving motion, focus after focus of each reflector
-comes before the eye of the mariner, and the effect is all that can be
-desired.
-
-The dioptric or refracting system of lighting is the reverse of this.
-In the reflector the light is caught into a basin and thrown out again.
-In the refracting system, in its passage through the glass prisms,
-it is bent up or down and falls full upon the eye of the mariner,
-instead of wasting itself among the stars or down among the rocks
-at the lighthouse foot. For light, falling upon glass at a certain
-angle, does not go straight on, but gets deflected and transmitted
-in an altered line, as it does through water. And here comes the
-weakness of the dioptric system, in close vicinity to its strength.
-It is true that prisms and lenses send the light in the direction
-which is desired, but they charge a toll for the transmission; the
-glass is thick, and somewhat of the nature of a sponge. If we write on
-blotting-paper the marks appear on the other side, but some of the ink
-has soaked sideways, and there is very little doubt, that when light is
-transmitted through glass, a good deal of it is absorbed and retained.
-
-To those who have never seen a dioptric apparatus, or a diagram of
-one, it would be very difficult to make any written description
-intelligible. The reader must imagine a central lamp, with three or
-four circular wicks, making up a core of light four inches across, and
-as many high. Round this, and on a level with it, at a distance of
-three feet from it, go belts of glass. From these belts, or panels,
-the light goes straight out to sea, but as there is a great quantity
-of light which goes up to the ceiling and down to the floor, rings of
-prisms are put above and below the main panels, and these catch the
-upper and lower light, and bend it out to sea, parallel to the main
-central beam. When a revolving light has to be made by the dioptric
-apparatus, the lenses are so constructed that the light, in going
-through them, is gathered up into the exact similitude of a ray, as
-it would leave the mouth of a reflector, and of course with the same
-result; the central lamp remains stationary, and the lenses move
-round it, and focus after focus, flash after flash, come upon the eye
-of the mariner. Both the systems admit of peculiar adaptations, and
-they have been occasionally combined into a hybrid apparatus, called
-Cata-dioptric.
-
-This, then, is, in brief, the history of the development of the
-lighthouse system of the United Kingdom. We think it has fairly kept
-pace with the development of the mercantile marine. When there were
-coal fires at some lighthouses, and wax candles at others, the vessels
-that passed them, and were guided by them, were not such as modern
-shipwrights would look at with much complacency. But the age that has
-produced the _Great Eastern_ can also point to the Skerryvore and the
-Bishop Rock lighthouses, to the Electric light, and to a first-class
-Lighting apparatus.
-
-Whatever the future in store for the English lighthouse system, one
-thing is certain, that it cannot, and was never meant to supersede
-seamanship. No amount of lighting will dispense with the necessity for
-eyes, no extent of warning is so good as the capacity for grappling
-with a danger. The lighthouse authorities may cheer a sailor on his way
-with leading lights and beacon warnings, but he must still be a sailor
-to turn their warnings to account.
-
-When Rudyerd’s Eddystone was building, Louis XIV. was at war with
-England, and a French privateer took the men at work upon the rock,
-and carried them to a French prison. When that monarch heard of it, he
-immediately ordered them to be released, and the captors to be put in
-their place; declaring that, though at enmity with England, he was not
-at war with mankind. Extremes meet. The most gorgeous monarch in Europe
-and the plain Quaker of Liverpool had one point in common;--they both
-agreed that the erection of a Lighthouse was “a great holy good, to
-serve and save humanity.”
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration: BESSY’S SPECTACLES.]
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-
-
-Lovel the Widower.
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
-IN WHICH MISS PRIOR IS KEPT AT THE DOOR.
-
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-
-Of course we all know who she was, the Miss Prior of Shrublands, whom
-papa and grandmamma called to the unruly children. Years had passed
-since I had shaken the Beak Street dust off my feet. The brass plate
-of “Prior” was removed from the once familiar door, and screwed, for
-what I can tell, on to the late reprobate owner’s coffin. A little
-eruption of mushroom-formed brass knobs I saw on the door-post when
-I passed by it last week, and CAFÉ DES AMBASSADEURS was thereon
-inscribed, with three fly-blown blue teacups, a couple of coffee-pots
-of the well-known Britannia metal, and two freckled copies of the
-_Indépendance Belge_ hanging over the window blind. Were those their
-Excellencies the Ambassadors at the door, smoking cheroots? Pool and
-Billiards were written on their countenances, their hats, their elbows.
-They may have been ambassadors down on their luck, as the phrase is.
-They were in disgrace, no doubt, at the court of her imperial majesty
-Queen Fortune. Men as shabby have retrieved their disgraces ere now,
-washed their cloudy faces, strapped their dingy waistcoats with
-cordons, and stepped into fine carriages from quarters not a whit more
-reputable than the Café des Ambassadeurs. If I lived in the Leicester
-Square neighbourhood, and kept a café, I would always treat foreigners
-with respect. They may be billiard-markers now, or doing a little
-shady police business; but why should they not afterwards be generals
-and great officers of state? Suppose that gentleman is at present a
-barber, with his tongs and stick of fixature for the mustachios, how
-do you know he has not his epaulettes and his _bâton de maréchal_ in
-the same pouch? I see engraven on the second-floor bell, on my rooms,
-“Plugwell.” Who can Plugwell be, whose feet now warm at the fire where
-I sate many a long evening? And this gentleman with the fur collar,
-the straggling beard, the frank and engaging leer, the somewhat husky
-voice, who is calling out on the door-step, “Step in, and ’ave it done.
-Your correct likeness, only one shilling”--is he an ambassador, too?
-Ah, no: he is only the _Chargé d’affaires_ of a photographer who lives
-upstairs: no doubt where the little ones used to be. Law bless me!
-Photography was an infant, and in the nursery, too, when _we_ lived in
-Beak Street.
-
-Shall I own that, for old time’s sake, I went upstairs, and “’ad it
-done”--that correct likeness, price one shilling? Would Some One (I
-have said, I think, that the party in question is well married in a
-distant island) like to have the thing, I wonder, and be reminded of
-a man whom she knew in life’s prime, with brown curly locks, as she
-looked on the effigy of this elderly gentleman, with a forehead as bare
-as a billiard ball? As I went up and down that darkling stair, the
-ghosts of the Prior children peeped out from the banisters; the little
-faces smiled in the twilight: it may be wounds (of the heart) throbbed
-and bled again,--oh, how freshly and keenly! How infernally I have
-suffered behind that door in that room--I mean that one where Plugwell
-now lives. Confound Plugwell! I wonder what that woman thinks of me as
-she sees me shaking my fist at the door? Do you think me mad, madam? I
-don’t care if you do. Do you think when I spoke anon of the ghosts of
-Prior’s children, I mean that any of them are dead? None are, that I
-know of. A great hulking Bluecoat boy, with fluffy whiskers, spoke to
-me not long since, in an awful bass voice, and announced his name as
-“Gus Prior.” And “How’s Elizabeth?” he added, nodding his bullet head.
-Elizabeth, indeed, you great vulgar boy! Elizabeth,--and, by the way,
-how long we have been keeping her waiting!
-
-You see, as I beheld her, a heap of memories struck upon me, and I
-could not help chattering; when of course--and you are perfectly right,
-only you might just as well have left the observation alone: for I knew
-quite well what you were going to say--when I had much better have
-held my tongue. Elizabeth means a history to me. She came to me at a
-critical period of my life. Bleeding and wounded from the conduct of
-that other individual (by her present name of Mrs. O’D--her present
-_O’D_-ous name--I say, I will never--never call her)--desperately
-wounded and miserable on my return from a neighbouring capital, I went
-back to my lodgings in Beak Street, and there there grew up a strange
-intimacy between me and my landlady’s young daughter. I told her my
-story--indeed, I believe I told anybody who would listen. She seemed
-to compassionate me. She would come wistfully into my rooms, bringing
-me my gruel and things (I could scarcely bear to eat for awhile
-after--after that affair to which I may have alluded before)--she used
-to come to me, and she used to pity me, and I used to tell her all, and
-to tell her over and over again. Days and days have I passed tearing
-my heart out in that second-floor room which answers to the name of
-Plugwell now. Afternoon after afternoon have I spent there, and poured
-out my story of love and wrong to Elizabeth, showed her that waistcoat
-I told you of--that glove (her hand wasn’t so very small either)--her
-letters, those two or three vacuous, meaningless letters, with “My dear
-sir, mamma hopes you will come to tea;” or, “If dear Mr. Batchelor
-_should_ be riding in the Phœnix Park near the _Long Milestone_, about
-2, my sister and I will be in the car, and,” &c.; or, “Oh, you kind
-man! the tickets (she called it _tickuts_--by heaven! she did) were
-too welcome, and the _bouquays_ too lovely” (this word, I saw, had
-been operated on with a penknife. I found no faults, not even in her
-spelling--then); or--never mind what more. But more of this _puling_,
-of this _humbug_, of this _bad spelling_, of this infernal jilting,
-swindling, heartless hypocrisy (all her mother’s doing, I own; for
-until he _got his place_, my rival was not so well received as I
-was)--more of this RUBBISH, I say, I showed Elizabeth, and she pitied
-me!
-
-She used to come to me day after day, and I used to talk to her. She
-used not to say much. Perhaps she did not listen; but I did not care
-for that. On--and on--and on I would go with my prate about my passion,
-my wrongs, and despair; and untiring as my complaints were, still more
-constant was my little hearer’s compassion. Mamma’s shrill voice would
-come to put an end to our conversation, and she would rise up with an
-“Oh, bother!” and go away: but the next day the good girl was sure to
-come to me again, when we would have another repetition of our tragedy.
-
-I daresay you are beginning to suppose (what, after all, is a very
-common case, and certainly _no conjuror_ is wanted to make the guess)
-that out of all this crying and sentimentality, which a soft-hearted
-old fool of a man poured out to a young girl--out of all this
-whimpering and pity, something which is said to be akin to pity might
-arise. But in this, my good madam, you are utterly wrong. Some people
-have the small-pox twice, _I do not_. In my case, if a heart is broke,
-it’s broke: if a flower is withered, it’s withered. If I choose to
-put my grief in a ridiculous light, why not? Why do you suppose I am
-going to make a tragedy of such an old, used-up, battered, stale,
-vulgar, trivial, every-day subject as a jilt who plays with a man’s
-passion, and laughs at him, and leaves him? Tragedy indeed! Oh, yes!
-poison--black-edged note-paper--Waterloo Bridge--one more unfortunate,
-and so forth! No: if she goes, let her go!--_si celeres quatit pennas_,
-I puff the what-d’ye-call away! But I’ll have no _tragedy_, mind you!
-
-Well! it must be confessed that a man desperately in love (as I fear
-I must own I then was, and a good deal cut up by Glorvina’s conduct)
-is a most selfish being: whilst women are so soft and unselfish that
-they can forget or disguise their own sorrows for awhile, whilst they
-minister to a friend in affliction. I did not see, though I talked
-with her daily, on my return from that accursed Dublin, that my little
-Elizabeth was pale and _distraite_, and sad, and silent. She would sit
-quite dumb whilst I chattered, her hands between her knees, or draw
-one of them over her eyes. She would say, “Oh, yes! Poor fellow--poor
-fellow!” now and again, as giving a melancholy confirmation of my
-dismal stories; but mostly she remained quiet, her head drooping
-towards the ground, a hand to her chin, her feet to the fender.
-
-I was one day harping on the usual string. I was telling Elizabeth
-how, after presents had been accepted, after letters had passed
-between us (if her scrawl could be called letters, if my impassioned
-song could be so construed), after everything but the actual word
-had passed our lips--I was telling Elizabeth how, on one accursed
-day, Glorvina’s mother greeted me on my arrival in M-rr-n Square, by
-saying, “Dear--dear Mr. Batchelor, we look on you quite as one of the
-family! Congratulate me--congratulate my child! Dear Tom has got his
-appointment as Recorder of Tobago; and it is to be a match between him
-and his cousin Glory.”
-
-“His cousin _What!_” I shriek with a maniac laugh.
-
-“My poor Glorvina! Sure the children have been fond of each other ever
-since they could speak. I knew your kind heart would be the first to
-rejoice in their happiness!”
-
-And so, say I--ending the story--I, who thought myself loved, was
-left without a pang of pity: I, who could mention a hundred reasons
-why I thought Glorvina well disposed to me, was told she regarded me
-as an _uncle_! Were her letters such as nieces write? Whoever heard
-of an uncle walking round Merrion Square for hours of a rainy night,
-and looking up to a bedroom window, because his _niece_, forsooth,
-was behind it? I had set my whole heart on the cast, and this was the
-return I got for it. For months she cajoles me--her eyes follow me, her
-cursed smiles welcome and fascinate me, and at a moment, at the beck of
-another--she laughs at me and leaves me!
-
-At this, my little pale Elizabeth, still hanging down, cries, “Oh, the
-villain! the villain!” and sobs so that you might have thought her
-little heart would break.
-
-“Nay,” said I, “my dear, Mr. O’Dowd is no villain. His uncle, Sir
-Hector, was as gallant an old officer as any in the service. His aunt
-was a Molloy, of Molloy’s Town, and they are of excellent family,
-though, I believe, of embarrassed circumstances; and young Tom----”
-
-“_Tom?_” cries Elizabeth, with a pale, bewildered look. “_His name
-wasn’t Tom_, dear Mr. Batchelor; _his name was Woo-woo-illiam_!” and
-the tears begin again.
-
-Ah, my child! my child! my poor young creature! and you, too, have
-felt the infernal stroke. You, too, have passed the tossing nights of
-pain--have heard the dreary hours toll--have looked at the cheerless
-sunrise with your blank sleepless eyes--have woke out of dreams, mayhap
-in which the beloved was smiling on you, whispering love-words--oh!
-how sweet and fondly remembered! What!--your heart has been robbed,
-too, and your treasury is rifled and empty!--poor girl! And I looked
-in that sad face, and saw no grief there! You could do your little
-sweet endeavour to soothe my wounded heart, and I never saw yours was
-bleeding! Did you suffer more than I did, my poor little maid? I hope
-not. Are you so young, and is all the flower of life blighted for you?
-the cup without savour, the sun blotted, or almost invisible over your
-head? The truth came on me all at once: I felt ashamed that my own
-selfish grief should have made me blind to hers.
-
-“What!” said I, “my poor child. Was it...?” and I pointed with my
-finger _downwards_.
-
-She nodded her poor head.
-
-I knew it was the lodger who had taken the first floor shortly after
-Slumley’s departure. He was an officer in the Bombay Army. He had had
-the lodgings for three months. He had sailed for India shortly before I
-returned home from Dublin.
-
-Elizabeth is waiting all this time--shall she come in? No, not yet. I
-have still a little more to say about the Priors.
-
-You understand that she was no longer Miss Prior of Beak Street, and
-that mansion, even at the time of which I write, had been long handed
-over to other tenants. The captain dead, his widow with many tears
-pressed me to remain with her, and I did, never having been able to
-resist that kind of appeal. Her statements regarding her affairs
-were not strictly correct.--Are not women sometimes incorrect about
-money matters?--A landlord (not unjustly indignant) quickly handed
-over the mansion in Beak Street to other tenants. The Queen’s taxes
-swooped down on poor Mrs. Prior’s scanty furniture--on hers?--on mine
-likewise: on my neatly-bound college books, emblazoned with the effigy
-of Bonifacius, our patron, and of Bishop Budgeon, our founder; on my
-elegant Raphael Morghen prints, purchased in undergraduate days--(ye
-Powers! what _did_ make us boys go tick for fifteen-guinea proofs of
-Raphael, Dying Stags, Duke of Wellington Banquets, and the like?); my
-harmonium, at which SOME ONE has warbled songs of my composition--(I
-mean the words, artfully describing my passions, my hopes, or my
-despair); on my rich set of Bohemian glass, bought on the Zeil,
-Frankfort O. M.; on my picture of my father, the late Captain Batchelor
-(Hopner), R.N., in white ducks, and a telescope, pointing, of course,
-to a tempest, in the midst of which was a naval engagement; on my
-poor mother’s miniature, by old Adam Buck, in pencil and pink, with
-no waist to speak of at all; my tea and cream pots (bullion), with a
-hundred such fond knicknacks as decorate the chamber of a lonely man.
-I found all these household treasures in possession of the myrmidons
-of the law, and had to pay the Priors’ taxes with this hand, before I
-could be redintegrated in my own property. Mrs. Prior could only pay
-me back with a widow’s tears and blessings (Prior had quitted ere this
-time a world where he had long ceased to be of use or ornament). The
-tears and blessings, I say, she offered me freely, and they were all
-very well. But why go on tampering with the tea-box, madam? Why put
-your finger--your finger?--your whole paw--in the jam-pot? And it is a
-horrible fact that the wine and spirit bottles were just as leaky after
-Prior’s decease as they had been during his disreputable lifetime. One
-afternoon, having a sudden occasion to return to my lodgings, I found
-my wretched landlady in the very act of marauding sherry. She gave an
-hysterical laugh, and then burst into tears. She declared that since
-her poor Prior’s death she hardly knew what she said or did. She may
-have been incoherent; she was; but she certainly spoke truth on _this_
-occasion.
-
-I am speaking lightly--flippantly, if you please--about this old Mrs.
-Prior, with her hard, eager smile, her weazened face, her frowning
-look, her cruel voice; and yet, goodness knows, I could, if I liked, be
-serious as a sermonizer. Why, this woman had once red cheeks, and was
-well-looking enough, and told few lies, and stole no sherry, and felt
-the tender passions of the heart, and I daresay kissed the weak old
-beneficed clergyman her father very fondly and remorsefully that night
-when she took leave of him to skip round to the back garden-gate and
-run away with Mr. Prior. Maternal instinct she had, for she nursed her
-young as best she could from her lean breast, and went about hungrily,
-robbing and pilfering for them. On Sundays she furbished up that
-threadbare black silk gown and bonnet, ironed the collar, and clung
-desperately to church. She had a feeble pencil drawing of the vicarage
-in Dorsetshire, and _silhouettes_ of her father and mother, which were
-hung up in the lodgings wherever she went. She migrated much: wherever
-she went she fastened on the gown of the clergyman of the parish; spoke
-of her dear father the vicar, of her wealthy and gifted brother the
-Master of Boniface, with a reticence which implied that Dr. Sargent
-might do more for his poor sister and her family, if he would. She
-plumed herself (oh! those poor moulting old plumes!) upon belonging to
-the clergy; had read a good deal of good sound old-fashioned theology
-in early life, and wrote a noble hand, in which she had been used to
-copy her father’s sermons. She used to put cases of conscience, to
-present her humble duty to the Rev. Mr. Green, and ask explanation of
-such and such a passage of his admirable sermon, and bring the subject
-round so as to be reminded of certain quotations of Hooker, Beveridge,
-Jeremy Taylor. I think she had an old commonplace book with a score of
-these extracts, and she worked them in very amusingly and dexterously
-into her conversation. Green would be interested: perhaps pretty young
-Mrs. Green would call, secretly rather shocked at the coldness of old
-Dr. Brown, the rector, about Mrs. Prior. Between Green and Mrs. Prior
-money transactions would ensue: Mrs. Green’s visits would cease: Mrs.
-Prior was an expensive woman to know. I remember Pye of Maudlin, just
-before he “went over,” was perpetually in Mrs. Prior’s back parlour
-with little books, pictures, medals, &c. &c.--you know. They called
-poor Jack a Jesuit at Oxbridge; but one year at Rome I met him (with a
-half-crown shaved out of his head, and a hat as big as Don Basilio’s);
-and he said, “My dear Batchelor, do you know that person at your
-lodgings? I think she was an artful creature! She borrowed fourteen
-pounds of me, and I forget how much of--seven, I think--of Barfoot,
-of Corpus, just--just before we were received. And I believe she
-absolutely got another loan from Pummel, to be able to get out of the
-hands of us Jesuits. Are you going to hear the Cardinal? Do--do go and
-hear him--everybody does: it’s the most fashionable thing in Rome.” And
-from this I opine that there are slyboots in other communions besides
-that of Rome.
-
-Now Mamma Prior had not been unaware of the love passages between
-her daughter and the fugitive Bombay captain. Like Elizabeth, she
-called Captain Walkingham “villain” readily enough; but, if I know
-woman’s nature in the least (and I don’t), the old schemer had thrown
-her daughter only too frequently in the officer’s way, had done no
-small portion of the flirting herself, had allowed poor Bessy to
-receive presents from Captain Walkingham, and had been the manager
-and directress of much of the mischief which ensued. You see, in this
-humble class of life, unprincipled mothers _will_ coax and wheedle and
-cajole gentlemen whom they suppose to be eligible, in order to procure
-an establishment for their darling children! What the Prioress did was
-done from the best motives of course. “Never--never did the monster see
-Bessy without me, or one or two of her brothers and sisters, and Jack
-and dear Ellen are as sharp children as any in England!” protested the
-indignant Mrs. Prior to me; “and if one of my boys had been grown up,
-Walkingham never would have dared to act as he did--the unprincipled
-wretch! My poor husband would have punished the villain as he deserved;
-but what could he do in his shattered state of health? Oh! you
-men,--you men, Mr. Batchelor! how _unprincipled_ you are!”
-
-“Why, my good Mrs. Prior,” said I, “you let Elizabeth come to my room
-often enough.”
-
-“To have the conversation of her uncle’s friend, of an educated man,
-of a man so much older than herself! Of course, dear sir! Would not a
-mother wish every advantage for her child? and whom could I trust, if
-not you, who have ever been such a friend to me and mine?” asks Mrs.
-Prior, wiping her dry eyes with the corner of her handkerchief, as
-she stands by my fire, my monthly bills in hand,--written in her neat
-old-fashioned writing, and calculated with that prodigal liberality
-which she always exercised in compiling the little accounts between
-us. “Why, bless me!” says my cousin, little Mrs. Skinner, coming to
-see me once when I was unwell, and examining one of the just-mentioned
-documents,--“bless me! Charles, you consume more tea than all my
-family, though we are seven in the parlour, and as much sugar and
-butter,--well, it’s no wonder you are bilious!”
-
-“But then, my dear, I like my tea so _very_ strong,” says I; “and you
-take yours uncommonly mild. I have remarked it at your parties.”
-
-“It’s a shame that a man should be robbed so,” cried Mrs. S.
-
-“How kind it is of you to cry thieves, Flora!” I reply.
-
-“It’s my duty, Charles!” exclaims my cousin. “And I should like to know
-who that great, tall, gawky red-haired girl in the passage is!”
-
-Ah me! the name of the only woman who ever had possession of this heart
-was not Elizabeth; though I own I did think at one time that my little
-schemer of a landlady would not have objected if I had proposed to make
-Miss Prior Mrs. Batchelor. And it is not only the poor and needy who
-have this mania, but the rich, too. In the very highest circles, as
-I am informed by the best authorities, this match-making goes on. Ah
-woman--woman!--ah wedded wife!--ah fond mother of fair daughters! how
-strange thy passion is to add to thy titles that of mother-in-law! I am
-told, when you have got the title, it is often but a bitterness and a
-disappointment. Very likely the son-in-law is rude to you, the coarse,
-ungrateful brute! and very possibly the daughter rebels, the thankless
-serpent! And yet you will go on scheming: and having met only with
-disappointment from Louisa and her husband, you will try and get one
-for Jemima, and Maria, and down even to little Toddles coming out of
-the nursery in her red shoes! When you see her with little Tommy, your
-neighbour’s child, fighting over the same Noah’s ark, or clambering
-on the same rocking-horse, I make no doubt, in your fond silly head,
-you are thinking, “Will those little people meet some twenty years
-hence?” And you give Tommy a very large piece of cake, and have a fine
-present for him on the Christmas tree--you know you do, though he is
-but a rude, noisy child, and has already beaten Toddles, and taken her
-doll away from her, and made her cry. I remember, when I myself was
-suffering from the conduct of a young woman in--in a capital which
-is distinguished by a viceregal court--and from _her_ heartlessness,
-as well as that of her relative, who I once thought would be _my_
-mother-in-law--shrieking out to a friend who happened to be spouting
-some lines from Tennyson’s _Ulysses_:--“By George! Warrington, I
-have no doubt that when the young syrens set their green caps at the
-old Greek captain and his crew, waving and beckoning him with their
-white arms and glancing smiles, and wheedling him with their sweetest
-pipes--I make no doubt, sir, that _the mother syrens_ were behind the
-rocks (with their dyed fronts and cheeks painted, so as to resist
-water), and calling out--‘Now, Halcyone, my child, that air from the
-Pirata! Now, Glaukopis, dear, look well at that old gentleman at the
-helm! Bathykolpos, love, there’s a young sailor on the maintop, who
-will tumble right down into your lap if you beckon him!’ And so on--and
-so on.” And I laughed a wild shriek of despair. For I, too, have been
-on the dangerous island, and come away thence, mad, furious, wanting a
-strait-waistcoat.
-
-And so, when a white-armed syren, named Glorvina, was bedevilling _me_
-with her all too tempting ogling and singing, I did not see at the
-time, but _now_ I know, that her artful mother was egging that artful
-child on.
-
-How when the captain died, bailiffs and executions took possession of
-his premises, I have told in a previous page, nor do I care to enlarge
-much upon the odious theme. I think the bailiffs were on the premises
-before Prior’s exit: but he did not know of their presence. If I had
-to buy them out, ’twas no great matter: only I say it _was_ hard of
-Mrs. Prior to represent me in the character of Shylock to the Master of
-Boniface. Well--well! I suppose there are other gentlemen besides Mr.
-Charles Batchelor who have been misrepresented in this life. Sargent
-and I made up matters afterwards, and Miss Bessy was the cause of our
-coming together again. “Upon my word, my dear Batchelor,” says he one
-Christmas, when I went up to the old college, “I did not know how much
-my--ahem!--my family was obliged to you! My--ahem!--niece, Miss Prior,
-has informed me of various acts of--ahem!--generosity which you showed
-to my poor sister, and her still more wretched husband. You got my
-second--ahem!--nephew--pardon me if I forget his Christian name--into
-the what-d’you-call’em--Bluecoat school; you have been, on various
-occasions, of considerable pecuniary service to my sister’s family. A
-man need not take high university honours to have a good--ahem!--heart;
-and, upon my word, Batchelor, I and my--ahem!--wife, are sincerely
-obliged to you!”
-
-“I tell you what, Master,” said I, “there _is_ a point upon which you
-ought really to be obliged to me, and in which I have been the means of
-putting money into your pocket too.”
-
-“I confess I fail to comprehend you,” says the Master, with his
-grandest air.
-
-“I have got you and Mrs. Sargent a very good governess for your
-children, at the very smallest remuneration,” says I.
-
-“Do you know the charges that unhappy sister of mine and her family
-have put me to already?” says the Master, turning as red as his hood.
-
-“They have formed the frequent subject of your conversation,” I
-replied. “You have had Bessy as a governess....”
-
-“A nursery governess--she has learned Latin, and a great deal more,
-since she has been in my house!” cries the Master.
-
-“A nursery governess at the wages of a housemaid,” I continued, as bold
-as Corinthian brass.
-
-“Does my niece, does my--ahem!--children’s governess, complain of my
-treatment in my college?” cries the Master.
-
-“My dear Master,” I asked, “you don’t suppose I would have listened to
-her complaints, or, at any rate, have repeated them, until now?”
-
-“And why now, Batchelor, I should like to know?” says the Master,
-pacing up and down his study in a fume, under the portraits of Holy
-Bonifacius, Bishop Budgeon, and all the defunct bigwigs of the college.
-“And why now, Batchelor, I should like to know?” says he.
-
-“Because, though after staying with you for three years, and having
-improved herself greatly, as every woman must in your society, my dear
-Master, Miss Prior is worth at least fifty guineas a year more than you
-give her, I would not have had her speak until she had found a better
-place.”
-
-“You mean to say she proposes to go away?”
-
-“A wealthy friend of mine, who was a member of our college, by the way,
-wants a nursery governess, and I have recommended Miss Prior to him, at
-seventy guineas a year.”
-
-“And pray who’s the member of my college who will give my niece seventy
-guineas?” asks the Master, fiercely.
-
-“You remember Lovel, the gentleman-pensioner?”
-
-“The sugar-baking man--the man who took you out of ga...?”
-
-“One good turn deserves another,” says I, hastily. “I have done as much
-for some of your family, Sargent!”
-
-The red Master, who had been rustling up and down his study in his
-gown and bands, stopped in his walk as if I had struck him. He
-looked at me. He turned redder than ever. He drew his hand over his
-eyes. “Batchelor,” says he, “I ask your pardon. It was I who forgot
-myself--may heaven forgive me!--forgot how good you have been to my
-family, to my--ahem!--_humble_ family, and--and how devoutly thankful
-I ought to be for the protection which they have found in you.” His
-voice quite fell as he spoke; and of course any little wrath which I
-might have felt was disarmed before his contrition. We parted the best
-friends. He not only shook hands with me at the study door, but he
-actually followed me to the hall door, and shook hands at his lodge
-porch, _sub Jove_, in the quadrangle. Huckles, the tutor (Highlow
-Huckles we used to call him in our time), and Botts (Trumperian
-professor), who happened to be passing through the court at the time,
-stood aghast as they witnessed the phenomenon.
-
-“I say, Batchelor,” asks Huckles, “have you been made a marquis by any
-chance?”
-
-“Why a marquis, Huckles?” I ask.
-
-“Sargent never comes to his lodge-door with any man under a marquis,”
-says Huckles, in a low whisper.
-
-“Or a pretty woman,” says that Botts (he _will_ have his joke).
-“Batchelor, my elderly Tiresias, are you turned into a lovely young
-lady _par hasard_?”
-
-“Get along, you absurd Trumperian professor!” say I. But the
-circumstance was the talk not only in Compotation Room that evening
-over our wine, but of the whole college. And further, events happened
-which made each man look at his neighbour with wonder. For that whole
-term Sargent did not ask our nobleman Lord Sackville (Lord Wigmore’s
-son) to the lodge. (Lord W.’s father, you know, Duff, was baker to
-the college.) For that whole term he was rude but twice to Perks, the
-junior tutor, and then only in a very mild way: and what is more, he
-gave his niece a present of a gown, of his blessing, of a kiss, and a
-high character, when she went down;--and promised to put one of her
-young brothers to school--which promise, I need not say, he faithfully
-kept: for he has good principles, Sargent has. He is rude: he is
-ill-bred: he is _bumptious_ beyond almost any man I ever knew: he is
-spoiled not a little by prosperity;--but he is magnanimous: he can own
-that he has been in the wrong; and oh me! what a quantity of Greek he
-knows!
-
-Although my late friend the captain never seemed to do aught but spend
-the family money, his disreputable presence somehow acted for good in
-the household. “My dear husband kept our family together,” Mrs. Prior
-said, shaking her lean head under her meagre widow’s cap. “Heaven
-knows how I shall provide for these lambs now he is gone.” Indeed, it
-was not until after the death of that tipsy shepherd that the wolves
-of the law came down upon the lambs--myself included, who have passed
-the age of lambhood and mint sauce a long time. They came down upon
-our fold in Beak Street, I say, and ravaged it. What was I to do?
-Could I leave that widow and children in their distress? I was not
-ignorant of misfortune, and knew how to succour the miserable. Nay, I
-think, the little excitement attendant upon the seizure of my goods,
-&c., the insolent vulgarity of the low persons in possession--with
-one of whom I was very near coming to a personal encounter--and other
-incidents which occurred in the bereft household, served to rouse
-me, and dissipate some of the languor and misery under which I was
-suffering, in consequence of Miss Mulligan’s conduct to me. I know I
-took the late captain to his final abode. My good friends the printers
-of the _Museum_ took one of his boys into their counting-house. A blue
-coat and a pair of yellow stockings were procured for Augustus; and
-seeing the Master’s children walking about in Boniface gardens with
-a glum-looking old wretch of a nurse, I bethought me of proposing to
-him to take his niece Miss Prior--and, heaven be good to me! never
-said one word to her uncle about Miss Bellenden and the Academy. I
-daresay I drew a number of long bows about her. I managed about the
-bad grammar pretty well, by lamenting that Elizabeth’s poor mother had
-been forced to allow the girl to keep company with ill-educated people:
-and added, that she could not fail to mend her English in the house
-of one of the most distinguished scholars in Europe, and one of the
-best-bred women. I did say so, upon my word, looking that half-bred
-stuck-up Mrs. Sargent gravely in the face; and I humbly trust, if that
-bouncer has been registered against me, the Recording Angel will be
-pleased to consider that the motive was good, though the statement was
-unjustifiable. But I don’t think it was the compliment: I think it was
-the temptation of getting a governess for next to nothing that operated
-upon Madam Sargent. And so Bessy went to her aunt, partook of the bread
-of dependence, and drank of the cup of humiliation, and ate the pie of
-humility, and brought up her odious little cousins to the best of her
-small power, and bowed the head of hypocrisy before the don her uncle,
-and the pompous little upstart her aunt. _She_ the best-bred woman in
-England, indeed! She, the little vain skinflint!
-
-Bessy’s mother was not a little loth to part with the fifty pounds a
-year which the child brought home from the Academy; but her departure
-thence was inevitable. Some quarrel had taken place there, about which
-the girl did not care to talk. Some rudeness had been offered to Miss
-Bellenden, to which Miss Prior was determined not to submit: or was it
-that she wanted to go away from the scenes of her own misery, and to
-try and forget that Indian captain? Come, fellow-sufferer! Come, child
-of misfortune, come hither! Here is an old bachelor who will weep with
-thee tear for tear!
-
-I protest here is Miss Prior coming into the room at last. A pale face,
-a tawny head of hair combed back, under a black cap: a pair of blue
-spectacles, as I live! a tight mourning dress, buttoned up to her white
-throat; a head hung meekly down: such is Miss Prior. She takes my hand
-when I offer it. She drops me a demure little curtsey, and answers my
-many questions with humble monosyllabic replies. She appeals constantly
-to Lady Baker for instruction, or for confirmation of her statements.
-What! have six years of slavery so changed the frank daring young girl
-whom I remember in Beak Street? She is taller and stouter than she was.
-She is awkward and high-shouldered, but surely she has a very fine
-figure.
-
-“Will Miss Cecy and Master Popham have their teas here or in the
-schoolroom?” asks Bedford, the butler, of his master. Miss Prior looks
-appealingly to Lady Baker.
-
-“In the sch----” Lady Baker is beginning.
-
-“Here--here!” bawl out the children. “Much better fun down here: and
-you’ll send us out some fruit and things from dinner, papa!” cries Cecy.
-
-“It’s time to dress for dinner,” says her ladyship.
-
-“Has the first bell rung?” asks Lovel.
-
-“Yes, the first bell has rung, and grandmamma must go, for it always
-takes her a precious long time to dress for dinner!” cries Pop. And,
-indeed, on looking at Lady Baker, the connoisseur might perceive that
-her ladyship was a highly composite person, whose charms required very
-much care and arrangement. There are some cracked old houses where the
-painters and plumbers and puttyers are always at work.
-
-“Have the goodness to ring the bell!” she says, in a majestic manner,
-to Miss Prior, though I think Lady Baker herself was nearest.
-
-I sprang towards the bell myself, and my hand meets Elizabeth’s there,
-who was obeying her ladyship’s summons, and who retreats, making me the
-demurest curtsey. At the summons, enter Bedford the butler (he was an
-old friend of mine, too) and young Buttons, the page under that butler.
-
-Lady Baker points to a heap of articles on a table, and says to
-Bedford: “If you please, Bedford, tell my man to give those things to
-Pinhorn, my maid, to be taken to my room.”
-
-“Shall not I take them up, dear Lady Baker?” says Miss Prior.
-
-But Bedford, looking at his subordinate, says: “Thomas! tell Bulkeley,
-her ladyship’s man, to take her ladyship’s things, and give them to
-her ladyship’s maid.” There was a tone of sarcasm, even of parody,
-in Monsieur Bedford’s voice; but his manner was profoundly grave and
-respectful. Drawing up her person, and making a motion, I don’t know
-whether of politeness or defiance, exit Lady Baker, followed by page,
-bearing bandboxes, shawls, paper parcels, parasols--I know not what.
-Dear Popham stands on his head as grandmamma leaves the room. “Don’t be
-vulgar!” cries little Cecy (the dear child is always acting as a little
-Mentor to her brother). “I shall, if I like,” says Pop; and he makes
-faces at her.
-
-“You know your room, Batch?” asks the master of the house.
-
-“Mr. Batchelor’s old room--always has the blue room,” says Bedford,
-looking very kindly at me.
-
-“Give us,” cries Lovel, “a bottle of that Sau....”
-
-“... Terne, Mr. Batchelor used to like. Château Yquem. All right!”
-says Mr. Bedford. “How will you have the turbot done you brought
-down?--Dutch sauce?--Make lobster into salad? Mr. Bonnington likes
-lobster salad,” says Bedford. Pop is winding up the butler’s back at
-this time. It is evident Mr. Bedford is a privileged person in the
-family. As he had entered it on my nomination several years ago, and
-had been ever since the faithful valet, butler, and major-domo of
-Lovel, Bedford and I were always good friends when we met.
-
-“By the way, Bedford, why wasn’t the barouche sent for me to the
-bridge?” cries Lovel. “I had to walk all the way home, with a bat and
-stumps for Pop, with the basket of fish, and that bandbox with my
-lady’s----”
-
-“He--he!” grins Bedford.
-
-“‘He--he!’ Confound you, why do you stand grinning there? Why didn’t I
-have the carriage, I say?” bawls the master of the house.
-
-“_You_ know, sir,” says Bedford. “_She_ had the carriage.” And he
-indicated the door through which Lady Baker had just retreated.
-
-“Then why didn’t I have the phaeton?” asks Bedford’s master.
-
-“Your ma and Mr. Bonnington had the phaeton.”
-
-“And why shouldn’t they, pray? Mr. Bonnington is lame: I’m at my
-business all day. I should like to know why they _shouldn’t_ have the
-phaeton?” says Lovel, appealing to me. As we had been sitting talking
-together previous to Miss Prior’s appearance, Lady Baker had said
-to Lovel, “Your mother and Mr. Bonnington are coming to dinner _of
-course_, Frederick;” and Lovel had said, “Of course they are,” with a
-peevish bluster, whereof I now began to understand the meaning. The
-fact was, these two women were fighting for the possession of this
-child; but who was the Solomon to say which should have him? Not I.
-_Nenni._ I put my oar in no man’s boat. Give me an easy life, my dear
-friends, and row me gently over.
-
-“You had better go and dress,” says Bedford sternly, looking at his
-master; “the first bell has rung this quarter of an hour. Will you have
-some 34?”
-
-Lovel started up; he looked at the clock. “You are all ready, Batch,
-I see. I hope you are going to stay some time, ain’t you?” And he
-disappeared to array himself in his sables and starch. I was thus alone
-with Miss Prior, and her young charges, who resumed straightway their
-infantine gambols and quarrels.
-
-“My dear Bessy!” I cry, holding out both hands, “I am heartily glad
-to----”
-
-“_Ne m’appelez que de mon nom paternel devant tout ce monde s’il vous
-plait, mon cher ami, mon bon protecteur!_” she says, hastily, in very
-good French, folding her hands and making a curtsey.
-
-“_Oui, oui, oui! Parlez-vous Français? J’aime, tu aimes, il aime!_”
-cries out dear Master Popham. “What are you talking about? Here’s the
-phaeton!” and the young innocent dashes through the open window on to
-the lawn, whither he is followed by his sister, and where we see the
-carriage containing Mr. and Mrs. Bonnington rolling over the smooth
-walk.
-
-Bessy advances towards me, and gives me readily enough now the hand she
-had refused anon.
-
-“I never thought you would have refused it, Bessy,” said I.
-
-“Refuse it to the best friend I ever had!” she says, pressing my hand.
-“Ah, dear Mr. Batchelor, what an ungrateful wretch I should be, if I
-did!”
-
-“Let me see your eyes. Why do you wear spectacles? You never wore them
-in Beak Street,” I say. You see I was very fond of the child. She had
-wound herself around me in a thousand fond ways. Owing to a certain
-Person’s conduct my heart may be a ruin--a Persepolis, sir--a perfect
-Tadmor. But what then? May not a traveller rest under its shattered
-columns? May not an Arab maid repose there till the morning dawns and
-the caravan passes on? Yes, my heart is a Palmyra, and once a queen
-inhabited me (O Zenobia! Zenobia! to think thou shouldst have been
-led away captive by an O’D.!) Now, I am alone, alone in the solitary
-wilderness. Nevertheless, if a stranger comes to me I have a spring for
-his weary feet, I will give him the shelter of my shade. Rest thy cheek
-awhile, young maiden, on my marble--then go thy ways, and leave me.
-
-This I thought, or something to this effect, as in reply to my remark,
-“Let me see your eyes,” Bessy took off her spectacles, and I took
-them up and looked at her. Why didn’t I say to her, “My dear brave
-Elizabeth! as I look in your face, I see you have had an awful deal of
-suffering. Your eyes are inscrutably sad. We who are initiated, know
-the members of our Community of Sorrow. We have both been wrecked in
-different ships, and been cast on this shore. Let us go hand-in-hand,
-and find a cave and a shelter somewhere together.” I say, why didn’t I
-say this to her? She would have come, I feel sure she would. We would
-have been semi-attached as it were. We would have locked up that room
-in either heart where the skeleton was, and said nothing about it, and
-pulled down the party-wall and taken our mild tea in the garden. I live
-in Pump Court now. It would have been better than this dingy loneliness
-and a snuffy laundress who bullies me. But for Bessy? Well--well,
-perhaps better for her too.
-
-I remember these thoughts rushing through my mind whilst I held
-the spectacles. What a number of other things too? I remember two
-canaries making a tremendous concert in their cage. I remember the
-voices of the two children quarrelling on the lawn, the sound of the
-carriage-wheels grinding over the gravel; and then of a little old
-familiar cracked voice in my ear, with a “La, Mr. Batchelor! are _you_
-here?” And a sly face looks up at me from under an old bonnet.
-
-“It is mamma,” says Bessy.
-
-“And I’m come to tea with Elizabeth and the dear children; and
-while you are at dinner, dear Mr. Batchelor, thankful--thankful for
-all mercies! And, dear me! here is Mrs. Bonnington, I do declare!
-Dear madam, how well you look--not twenty, I declare! And dear Mr.
-Bonnington! Oh, sir! let me--let me, I _must_ press your hand. What a
-sermon last Sunday! All Putney was in tears!”
-
-And the little woman, flinging out her lean arms, seizes portly Mr.
-Bonnington’s fat hand: as he and kind Mrs. Bonnington enter at the
-open casement. The little woman seems inclined to do the honours of
-the house. “And won’t you go upstairs, and put on your cap? Dear me,
-what a lovely ribbon! How blue does become Mrs. Bonnington! I always
-say so to Elizabeth,” she cries, peeping into a little packet which
-Mrs. Bonnington bears in her hand. After exchanging friendly words and
-greetings with me, that lady retires to put the lovely cap on, followed
-by her little jackal of an aide-de-camp. The portly clergyman surveys
-his pleased person in the spacious mirror. “Your things are in your
-old room--like to go in, and brush up a bit?” whispers Bedford to me.
-I am obliged to go, you see, though, for my part, I had thought, until
-Bedford spoke, that the ride on the top of the Putney omnibus had left
-me without any need of brushing; having aired my clothes, and given my
-young cheek a fresh and agreeable bloom.
-
-My old room, as Bedford calls it, was that snug apartment communicating
-by double doors with the drawing-room, and whence you can walk on to
-the lawn out of the windows.
-
-“Here’s your books, here’s your writing-paper,” says Bedford, leading
-the way into the chamber. “Does sore eyes good to see _you_ down here
-again, sir. You may smoke now. Clarence Baker smokes when he comes.
-Go and get some of that wine you like for dinner.” And the good
-fellow’s eyes beam kindness upon me as he nods his head, and departs to
-superintend the duties of his table. Of course you understand that this
-Bedford was my young printer’s boy of former days. What a queer fellow!
-I had not only been kind to him, but he was grateful.
-
-
-
-
-An Essay without End.
-
-
-To some reader, perhaps, an essay without end may appear odd, and
-opposed to the regular order of things; but if he will kindly imagine
-the line written on his gravestone--and it is an epitaph which my own
-ghost would regard with particular satisfaction--he will at once see
-that it is by no means singular. And whatever propriety there may be in
-its application to human life, extends to any process of thought; for
-thought, like life, is essential, without beginning and without end.
-
-It is this which makes abstract reflection so unsatisfying. An
-abstract thought is a sort of disembodied spirit; and when matched
-with its kind, the result is generally a progeny of ghosts and
-chimeras--numerous, but incapable. In fact, we do not often get so
-much as that out of it. Abstract thought generally travels backward.
-Childless itself, it goes upon its own pedigree; and as that becomes
-mysterious in proportion as it is remote, we soon find ourselves in
-a company of shadows, too vast to contemplate and too subtle for
-apprehension.
-
-Again it is with thought as it is with life (I should say “soul,” if
-the word had not been hackneyed out of all endurance--but then the
-poets have exhausted nature)--it must be married to something material
-before you can hope to get good fruit from it--capable of continuing
-the species. Luckily, anything will do. It seems to have been foreseen
-from the creation that thought would scarcely prove prolific, unless
-it might be kindled at every sense and by every object in the world.
-Experience more than proves the justness of that foresight, and thus
-we have sermons in stones. By a bountiful provision, the human mind is
-capable of immediate and fruitful alliance with a bough, a brook, a
-cloud--all that the eye may see or the ear echo. It may be observed,
-too, that just as Sir Cassian Creme strengthens the blood of his
-ancient and delicate house by an alliance with his dairy-woman, so a
-cultivated mind may produce more vigorous progeny by intimacy with
-an atom than with any long-descended speculation on the Soul, say.
-Coleridge’s method of thinking is much to the purpose, and what came of
-it as a whole?
-
-For amusement’s sake, let us carry theory into practice. Let us try
-what course of reflection we may get by contemplating the first
-natural object that comes to hand. The field is wide enough: there is
-Parnassus, and there is Holborn Hill. But there are too many squatters
-on the former eminence already, perhaps; and besides, a kind of Bedlam
-is said to have arisen about the base of it lately, beyond which few
-adventurers are known to proceed. Our aspirations are humble--we may
-choose the lesser hill.
-
-“Alas, then!” says the dear reader, “we are to have some antiquarian
-reflections. Better Parnassus and Bedlam!”--Fear not. Providence,
-which has otherwise been very good to me, gave me a Protestant
-mind; and while therein exists no disposition to adore St. Botolph’s
-toes, or to worship St. Pancras’s well-preserved tibia, I am equally
-unenthusiastic about Pope’s nightcap, I don’t care a fig for Queen
-Anne’s farthings, and I would not go round the corner to behold the
-site of the Chelsea bunhouse. There is little, after all, in bricks,
-bones, and the coffins of men; but a glimpse into the lives of men, or
-into the eyes of nature--that is another thing.
-
-The one may always be had in London, the other never could be had, were
-it not for Holborn Hill. Circumstances permitting, every city ought to
-be built on a hill; for reasons of morality, and therefore for reasons
-of state. No doubt, there is a certain agreeable monotony in levels,
-gentle gradients, and a perspicuous network of streets; they may even
-impose a wholesome contrast upon the minds of well-to-do citizens, who
-go “out of town.” But what of the ill-to-do citizen, who never leaves
-its walls? Not only do the bare hard streets present to him no natural
-thing, but with strait lines of brick on every side, a stony plane at
-his feet, and a flat dull roof over all, he gets no hint of a natural
-thing; and all that is artificial in him is hardened and encouraged.
-But suppose the city streets wind up and down and round about a hill?
-Then by no devices of brick or stone can you keep out the country.
-Then Nature defies your macadamization and your chimney stacks; it is
-impossible to forget her, or to escape her religious gaze.
-
-When did it occur to any ordinary person walking Bond Street, that once
-there had been turf there, and a running about of beetles? On the other
-hand, what man of any kind looks over the little Fleet valley to where
-Holborn Hill rises on the other side, without wondering how the houses
-came there--without feeling that they are only another sort of tents,
-pitched upon the earth for a time? “They, too, have to be struck,” says
-he, “and there is everywhere wandering away!”
-
-The result is, then, that he hits upon a reflection, which is, I do not
-say profound, but at the bottom of all profundity, so far as we have
-plumbed it. This reflection is to be found in the sap, fibre, and fruit
-of all morality, all law, philosophy, and religion. There is nothing
-like it to move the hearts of men; the heart it _cannot_ move belongs
-to an atheist (which creature, and not the ape, as some have supposed,
-is the link between brutes and men), the heart which it _has not_
-moved, to one quite unawakened. For instance, those who fill the gaols;
-the society of thieves; the scum of the population, as it is termed,
-fermenting in alleys and poisoning the state. We have reformatories
-for the young of this breed, whom we endeavour to reclaim by reading,
-writing, and arithmetic--attendance at chapel, and book-keeping by
-double entry. But when you have put the young reprobate through all
-these exercises, you have only succeeded in making gravel walks in a
-wilderness; and though from those trim avenues you may scatter good
-seed enough, it perishes on the soil, or withers in a tangle of weeds.
-After all our labour and seed-scattering, we still complain that it
-is so hard to reach the heart. Now here we have the best means of
-touching it, perhaps. Let there be found some Professor of Time and
-Eternity, skilled to show how the world goes--and _is going_: who
-should exhibit, as in a wizard’s glass, the unending procession of
-human life. The Roman in his pride, a hundred million Romans in their
-pride--all perished; millions of elegant Greeks, with their elegant
-wives and mistresses, all perished; Attila’s thundering hosts riding
-off the scene--vanished: the clatter of their spears, the fury of their
-eyes, the tossing of their shaggy hair, the cloud of thoughts that
-moved upon their faces--they and all that belonged to them.
-
-Not that these personages make the most affecting groups in the series
-of dissolving views which illustrate the history of the world. I
-would rather confine myself to Holborn Hill, were I professor, in a
-penitentiary, of Time and Eternity; and between the period when it lay
-solitary in the moonlight, clothed with grass, crowned with trees,
-bitterns booming by the river below, while some wild mother lay under
-the branches singing to her baby in a tongue dead as herself now--from
-that time to the present there has been a very pretty striking of
-tents and wandering away. Quite enough for any professor’s purpose.
-Quite enough, if impressed upon an ignorant vicious heart, to prepare
-it for a better--certainly for a more responsible life. Your young
-reprobate will never perceive his relations to his Creator, till he
-has discovered the relations of mankind to creation, and his own place
-among mankind. You desire him to contemplate the Future: he cannot do
-it till he is shown the Past.
-
-There is a Scripture text apropos of this, which I have longed many a
-day to sermonize upon, but we are far enough from Holborn Hill already;
-and apart from moral and mental considerations, it is a sufficient
-reason for building cities in hilly places, if the hard-worked, captive
-people are thus kept in remembrance of the country, and its peace and
-health. This is a luxury as well as a good; delight to the senses, as
-well as medicine for the mind. Some of us love nature with a large
-and personal love. I am sure I do, for one. Thinking of her, immured
-in London as I am, I think also of that prisoner in the Bastille, who
-prayed Monseigneur for “some tidings of my poor wife, were it only her
-name upon a card.” Were I a prisoner long, I should pray not only for
-that, but for some tidings of my mistress Nature, were it only her name
-in a leaf. And whereas some of us who have sweethearts go prowling
-about the dear one’s house, searching through the walls for her, so at
-favourable opportunities I search for my mistress through the bricks
-and stones of Holborn Hill. In the noon of a midsummer day, with the
-roar of carts, waggons, Atlas and other omnibusses rattling in my ears,
-with that little bill of Timmins’s on my mind, how have I seen it clad
-in green, the stream running in the hollow, and white dandelion tufts
-floating in the air. There a grasshopper chirped; a bee hummed, going
-his way; and countless small creatures, burrowing in the grass, buzzed
-and whirred like a company of small cotton-spinners with all their
-looms at work. Practically, there is no standing timber within several
-miles of the place; but if I have not seen trees where an alamode beef
-business is supposed to be carried on, I am blind. I have seen trees,
-and heard the blackbird whistle.
-
-There is much significance, under the circumstances, in hearing the
-blackbird whistle. It is a proof that to me there was perfect silence.
-The peculiarity of this animal is, that he _makes_ silence. The more
-he whistles, the more still is all nature beside. It is not difficult
-to imagine him a sort of fugleman, herald, or black rod, going between
-earth and heaven in the interest of either. Take a case: an evening in
-autumn. About six o’clock there comes a shower of rain, a bountiful
-shower, all in shilling drops. The earth drinks and drinks, holding its
-breath; while the trees make a pleasant noise, their leaves kissing
-each other for joy. Presently the rain ceases. Drops fall one by one,
-lazily, from the satisfied boughs, and sink to the roots of the grass,
-lying there in store. Then the blackbird, already on duty in his
-favourite tree, sounds his bugle-note. “Attention!” sings he to the
-winds big and little; “the earth will return thanks.” Whereupon there
-is a stillness deep as--no, not as death, but a silence so profound
-that it seems as if it were itself the secret of life, that profoundest
-thing. This your own poor carcase appears to recognize. The little
-life therein--not more than a quart pot full--knows the presence of
-the great ocean from which it was taken, and yearns. It stirs in its
-earthen vessel; you feel it moving in your very fingers; you may almost
-hear your right hand calling to the left, “I live! I live!” Silence
-proclaimed, thanksgiving begins. There is a sensation of the sound of
-ten thousand voices, and the swinging of ten thousand censers; besides
-the audible singing of birds, the humming of beetles, and the noise of
-small things which praise the Lord by rubbing their legs together.
-
-This bird seems to take another important part in the scheme of nature,
-worth mentioning.
-
-Everybody--everybody at least who has watched by a sick-bed--knows that
-days have their appointed time, and die as well as men. There is one
-awful minute in the twenty-four hours when the day palpably expires,
-and then there is a reach of utter vacancy, of coldness and darkness;
-and then a new day is born, and earth, reassured, throbs again. This
-is not a fancy; or if so, is it from fancy that so many people die
-in this awful hour (“between the night and the morning,” nurses call
-it), or that sick men grow paler, fainter, more insensible? I think
-not. To appearance they are plainly washed down by the ebbing night,
-and plainly stranded so near the verge of death that its waters wash
-over them. Now, in five minutes, the sick man is floated away and is
-gone; or the new day comes, snatches him to its bosom, and bears him
-back to us; and we know that he will live. I hope I shall die between
-the night and the morning, so peacefully do we drift away then. But
-ah! blessed Morning, I am not ungrateful. That long-legged daughter of
-mine, aged eight at present, did you not bring her back to me in your
-mysterious way? At half-past two, we said, “Gone!” and began to howl.
-Three minutes afterward, a breath swept over her limbs; five minutes
-afterward there was a blush like a reflected light upon her face;
-seven minutes, and whose eyes but hers should open, bright and pure as
-two blue stars? We had studied those stars; and read at a glance that
-our little one had again entered the House of Life.
-
-Our baby’s dying and her new birth is an exact type of the death and
-birth of the day. One description serves for both. As she sank away,
-fainting and cold, so night expires. This takes place at various
-times, according to the season; but generally about two o’clock in the
-morning in these latitudes. If you happen to be watching or working
-within doors, you may note the time by a coldness and shuddering in
-your limbs, and by the sudden waning of the fire, in spite of your
-best efforts to keep it bright and cheerful. Then a wind--generally
-not a very gentle one--sweeps through the streets--_once_: it does not
-return, but hurries straight on, leaving all calm behind it: that is
-the breath that passed over the child. Now a blush suffuses the East,
-and then open the violet eyes of the day, bright and pure as if there
-were no death in the world, nor sin. All which the blackbird seems to
-announce to the natural world below. The wind we spoke of warns him;
-whereupon he takes his head from under his wing, and keeps a steady
-look-out toward the East. As soon as the glory of the morning appears,
-he sings his soldierly song; as soon as he sings, smaller fowl wake and
-listen, and peep about quietly; when--there comes the day overhead,
-sailing in the topmost air, in the golden boat with the purple sails.
-And the little winds that blow in the sails--here come they, swooping
-over the meadows, scudding along hedgerows, bounding into the big
-trees, and away to fill those purple sails again, not only with a
-wind, but with a hundred perfumes, and airs heavy with the echoes of a
-hundred songs.[25]
-
-I wish I were a poet; you should have a description of all this in
-verses, and welcome. But if I were a musician! Let us see what we
-should do as musicians. First, you should hear the distant sound of
-a bugle, which sound should float away: that is one of the heralds
-of the morning, flying southward. Then another should issue from the
-eastern gates; and now the grand _reveillé_ should grow, sweep past
-your ears (like the wind aforesaid), and go on, dying as it goes.
-When as it dies, my stringed instruments come in. These to the left
-of the orchestra break into a soft slow movement, the music swaying
-drowsily from side to side, as it were, with a noise like the rustling
-of boughs. It must not be much of a noise, however, for my stringed
-instruments to the right have begun the very song of the morning.
-The bows tremble upon the strings, like the limbs of a dancer, who,
-a-tiptoe, prepares to bound into her ecstacy of motion. Away! The song
-soars into the air as if it had the wings of a kite. Here swooping,
-there swooping, wheeling upward, falling suddenly, checked, poised
-for a moment on quivering wings, and again away. It is waltz time,
-and you hear the Hours dancing to it. Then the horns. Their melody
-overflows into the air richly, like honey of Hybla; it wafts down in
-lazy gusts, like the scent of the thyme from that hill. So my stringed
-instruments to the left cease rustling, listen a little while, catch
-the music of those others, and follow it. Now for the rising of the
-lark! Henceforward it is a chorus, and he is the leader thereof. Heaven
-and earth agree to follow him. I have a part for the brooks--their
-notes drop, drop, drop, like his: for the woods--they sob like him.
-At length, nothing remains but to blow the hautboys; and just as the
-chorus arrives at its fulness, they come maundering in. They have a
-sweet old blundering “cow-song” to themselves--a silly thing, made of
-the echoes of all pastoral sounds. There’s a warbling waggoner in it,
-and his team jingling their bells. There’s a shepherd driving his flock
-from the fold, bleating; and the lowing of cattle.--Down falls the lark
-like a stone: it is time he looked for grubs. Then the hautboys go
-out, gradually; for the waggoner is far on his road to market; sheep
-cease to bleat and cattle to low, one by one; they are on their grazing
-ground, and the business of the day is begun. Last of all, the heavenly
-music sweeps away to waken more westering lands, over the Atlantic and
-its whitening sails.
-
-And to think this goes on every day, and every day has been repeated
-for a thousand years! Generally, though, we don’t like to think about
-that, as Mr. Kingsley has remarked, among others; for when he wrote,
-“Is it not a grand thought, the silence and permanence of nature amid
-the perpetual noise and flux of human life!--a grand thought, that one
-generation goeth and another cometh, and the earth abideth for ever?”
-he also meant, “Isn’t it a melancholy thought?” For my part, I believe
-this reflection to be the fount of all that melancholy which is in man.
-I speak in the broadest sense, meaning that whereas whenever you find a
-man you find a melancholy animal, this is the secret of his melancholy.
-The thought is so common and so old; it has afflicted so many men in
-so many generations with a sort of philosophical sadness, that it
-comes down to us like an hereditary disease, of which we have lost the
-origin, and almost the consciousness. It is an universal disposition
-to melancholy madness, in short. Savages who run wild in woods are
-not less liable to its influence than we who walk in civilized Pall
-Mall. On the contrary, a savage of any brains at all is the most
-melancholy creature in the world. Not Donizetti, nor Mendelssohn,
-nor Beethoven himself ever composed such sad songs as are drummed
-on tom-toms, or piped through reeds, or chanted on the prairies and
-lagoons of savage land. No music was ever conceived within the walls of
-a city so profoundly touching as that which Irish pipers and British
-harpers made before an arch was built in England. Now this bears out
-our supposition; for the savage with the tom-tom, the piper with his
-pipe, the harper with his harp, lived always in sight of nature. Their
-little fussy lives and noisy works were ever in contrast with its
-silence and permanence; change and decay with the constant seasons and
-the everlasting hills. Who cannot understand the red man’s reverence
-for inanimate nature read by this light--especially his reverence for
-the setting sun? For the night cometh, reminding him of his own little
-candle of an existence, while he knows that the great orb has risen
-upon a hundred generations of hunters, and will rise upon a hundred
-more. As for him and his works, his knife will be buried with him, and
-there an end of him and his works.
-
-And we Europeans to-day are in the same case with regard to the
-silence and permanence of Nature, contrasted with the perpetual flux
-and noise of human life. Who thinks of his death without thinking of
-it? who thinks of it without thinking of his death? Mother, whose
-thoughts dwell about her baby in churchyard lying; Mary, of sister
-Margaret who died last year, or of John who was lost at sea, say first
-and last--“There the sea rolls, ever as ever; and rages and smiles,
-and surges and sighs just the same; and were you and I and the whole
-world to be drowned to-day, and all the brave ships to go down with
-standing sails, to-morrow there would not be a drop the more in the
-ocean, nor on its surface a smile the less. Doesn’t the rain rain upon
-my baby’s grave, and the sun shine upon it, as indifferent as if there
-were neither babies nor mothers in the world?” Why, this strain is to
-be found in all the poetry that ever was written. Walter Mapes may be
-quoted, with his, “I propose to end my days in a tavern drinking,” but
-his and all such songs merely result from a wild effort to divorce this
-“grand thought” from the mind.
-
-But we need not go to America for a red Indian, nor afield to the
-hills for illustration; that is to be found in the impression produced
-on many thoughtful minds by the contemplation of social life in any
-two periods. We behold Sir Richard Steele boozing unto maudlinness in
-purple velvet and a laced hat; Captain Mohock raging through Fleet
-Street with a drawn rapier; reprobate old duchesses and the damsels who
-were to be our grandmothers sitting in the same pew, and then looking
-about us, say--“Here we are again!--the duchess on the settee, Mohock
-lounging against the mantelpiece, Dick Steele hiccuping on the stairs
-in a white neckcloth. There they go through the little comedy of life,
-in ruffles and paste buckles; here go we in swallow-tails and patent
-leathers. Mohock married, and was henpecked: young Sanglant is to be
-married to-morrow. The duchess being dead, one of those demure little
-damsels takes up the tradition, and certain changes of costume having
-been accomplished, becomes another wicked old woman; and so it goes
-on. They die, and we die; and meanwhile the world goes steadily round.
-There is sowing and reaping, and there are select parties, and green
-peas in their season, and oh! this twopenny life!”
-
-Mind you, I have other ideas. What is all this melancholy, at bottom,
-but stupidity and ingratitude? Are we miserable because He who made
-all beautiful things preserves them to us for ever? True, He has set
-bounds to intellect, and to aspirations which, when they are most
-largely achieved, do not always work for pure and useful ends; true,
-He does not permit us to become too impious in our pride by giving
-eternity to the Parthenons and telegraphs that we make such a noise
-about; _but_, all that is really good, and beautiful, and profitable
-for man, is everlastingly his. The lovely world that Adam beheld is
-not only the same to-day, it is created and given to us anew every
-day. What have we said about morning, which is born again (for _us_,
-for little ones, the ignorant, the blind, who could not see at all
-yesterday) three hundred and sixty-five times in a year--every time
-as fresh, and new, and innocent as that which first dawned over Eden?
-Now, considering how much iniquity and blindness all the _nights_ have
-fallen upon, I must think this a bountiful arrangement, and one which
-need not make us unhappy. I love to think the air I breathe through
-my open window is the same that wandered through Paradise before our
-first mother breathed; that the primroses which grow to-day in our dear
-old woods are such as decked the bank on which she slept before sin
-and death came into the world; and that our children shall find them,
-neither better nor worse, when our names are clean forgotten. And is
-it nothing that if we have all death, we have all youth?--brand-new
-affections and emotions--a mind itself a new and separate creation, as
-much as is any one star among the rest? In the heavens there is a tract
-of light called the Milky Way, which to the common eye appears no more
-than a luminous cloud. But astronomers tell us that this vast river
-of light is a universe, in which individual stars are so many that
-they are like the sands on the shore. We cannot see each grain of sand
-here on Brighton beach, we cannot see the separate stars of the Milky
-Way, nor its suns and great planets, with all our appliances; and yet
-each of those orbs has its path, rolling along on its own business--a
-world. On learning which we are bewildered with astonishment and awe.
-But here below is another shifting cloud, called “the human race.”
-Thousands of years it has swept over the earth in great tracts, coming
-and going. And this vast quicksand is made up of millions and millions
-of individual _I_’s, each a man, a separate, distinct creation; each
-travelling its path, which none other can travel; each bearing its own
-life, which is no other’s--a world. I think this ought to strike us
-with as much awe as that other creation. I think we ought to be filled
-with as much gratitude for our own planetary being as astonishment at
-the spectacle of any Milky Way whatever. And I only wish that we, the
-human race, shone in the eyes of heaven with the light of virtue like
-another Milky Way.
-
-Created, then, so purely of ourselves, this is the result with
-regard to the natural world about us: that with our own feelings and
-affections, we _discover_, each for himself, all the glory of the
-universe. And therefore is nature eternal, unchangeable--that all men
-may know the whole goodness of God. Whose eyes but mine first saw the
-sun set? Some old Chaldean, some dweller in drowned Atlantis, imagined
-the feelings of Adam when _he_ first saw the sun go down; ever
-since when, this poetical imagining has been going about the world,
-and people have envied Adam that one grandest chance of getting a
-“sensation.” Why, the Chaldean was Adam! I’m Adam! The sun was created
-with me, with you; and by and by, when we had got over the morning of
-infancy, we sat on a wall, in a field, on a hill, at our own little
-bedroom window, and our childish eyes being by that time opened, we saw
-the sun go down for the first time.
-
-Nor are these pleasures and advantages confined to the external world,
-to the sensations it inspires, or the influence it exerts upon us. No
-human passion, no emotion, the fiercest or the tenderest, comes to us
-at second hand. The experience and observation of a thousand years,
-all the metaphysical, and poetical, and dramatic books that ever were
-written, cannot add a jot to the duration or intensity of any emotion
-of ours. They may exercise it, but they cannot form it, nor instruct
-it; nor, were they fifty times as many and as profound, could they
-dwarf it. It lies in our hearts an original creation, complete, alone:
-like my life and yours. Now see how this arrangement works. When, dear
-madam, your little Billy was born, all that wondering delight, that
-awful tremor of joy, which possessed the heart of the first mother,
-was _yours_. You may have seen a piece of sculpture called the First
-Cradle. There sits Eve, brooding over her two boys, rocking them
-backward and forward in her arms and on her knees--wondering, awe-full,
-breathless with joy, drowned in a new flood of love. “Ah!” says the
-tender, child-loving female spectator, “what would not one give to
-have been that first mother, to have made with one’s arms the first
-cradle!” Ignorant soul! One would think, to hear her talk, that the
-gifts of heaven grow threadbare by course of time, and that in 1860
-we have only the rags thereof! Don’t believe it, for there is another
-side to the question! If the gifts and rewards of heaven are paid in
-new coin, minted for you, with your effigies stamped upon it, so are
-the punishments. The flight of Cain when Abel was killed--Bill Sykes’s
-was every way as terrible; and any incipient poisoner who may happen to
-read this page may assure himself, that his new and improved process
-of murder--whatever advantages it may otherwise offer--is not specific
-against the torments of him who first shed blood: no, nor against any
-one of them.
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[25] This paper was written a year ago. Mr. Mattieu Williams, in his
-book _Through Norway with a Knapsack_, has since confirmed my fancy
-that every day dies a natural death. In Scandinavia, there is a
-midnight sun; and Mr. Williams says that although the altitude of the
-sun is the same ten minutes before twelve as ten minutes after, there
-is a perceptible difference in atmospheric tone and colour--“the usual
-difference between evening and morning, sunset and sunrise; the light
-having a warmer tint before than after midnight.”
-
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-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: The Cornhill Magazine, February, 1860 (Vol. I, No. 2)</p>
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-<h1><span class="xsmall">THE</span><br />CORNHILL MAGAZINE.<br />
-<span class="subhead bt bb">FEBRUARY, 1860.</span></h1>
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-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS.</h2>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Nil Nisi Bonum</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_129">129</a></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Invasion Panics</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_135">135</a></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">To Goldenhair (from Horace).</span> By <span class="smcap">Thomas Hood</span>.</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_149">149</a></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Framley Parsonage</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_150">150</a></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="in2"><span class="smcap">Chapter IV.</span>—<i>A Matter of Conscience.</i></span></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="in4">„<span class="in1">   V.—<i>Amantium Iræ Amoris Integratio.</i></span></span></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="in4">„<span class="in1">  VI.—<i>Mr. Harold Smith’s Lecture.</i></span></span></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Tithonus.</span> By <span class="smcap">Alfred Tennyson</span></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">William Hogarth: Painter, Engraver, and Philosopher.</span><br />Essays on the Man, the Work, and the Time</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_177">177</a></td>
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- <td class="tdl"><span class="in4">I.—<i>Little Boy Hogarth.</i></span></td>
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-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Unspoken Dialogue.</span> By <span class="smcap">R. Monckton Milnes</span>. (With an Illustration)</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_194">194</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Studies in Animal Life</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_198">198</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr class="notpad">
- <td class="tdl">
- <table>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Chapter II.</span>— <i>Ponds and rock-pools— Our necessary tackle— Wimbledon Common— Early memories— Gnat larvæ— Entomostraca and their paradoxes— Races of animals dispensing with the sterner sex— Insignificance of males— Volvox globator: is it an animal?— Plants swimming like animals— Animal retrogressions— The Dytiscus and its larva— The dragon-fly larva— Molluscs and their eggs— Polypes, and how to find them— A new polype</i>, Hydra rubra— <i>Nest-building fish— Contempt replaced by reverence</i>.</td>
- </tr>
- </table></td>
- <td> </td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Curious, if True.</span> (Extract from a Letter from Richard Whittingham, Esq.)</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_208">208</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Life among the Lighthouses</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_220">220</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Lovel the Widower</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_233">233</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="in2"><span class="smcap">Chapter II.</span>—<i>In which Miss Prior is kept at the Door.</i> (With an Illustration.)</span></td>
- <td> </td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">An Essay without End</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#toclink_248">248</a></td>
-</tr>
-</table>
-
-<p class="p2 center wspace">
-<span class="bt">LONDON: SMITH, ELDER AND CO.,</span><br />
-<span class="smaller">65, CORNHILL.</span>
-</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">129</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="THE"><span class="small gesperrt">THE</span><br />
-<span class="larger">CORNHILL MAGAZINE.</span><br />
-
-<span class="subhead small"><span class="bt bb">FEBRUARY, 1860.</span></span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<div id="toclink_129">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Nil_Nisi_Bonum">Nil Nisi Bonum.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="in0"><span class="firstword">Almost</span> the last words which Sir Walter spoke to Lockhart, his biographer,
-were, “Be a good man, my dear!” and with the last flicker of breath on his
-dying lips, he sighed a farewell to his family, and passed away blessing them.</p>
-
-<p>Two men, famous, admired, beloved, have just left us, the Goldsmith
-and the Gibbon of our time. Ere a few weeks are over, many a critic’s
-pen will be at work, reviewing their lives, and passing judgment on their
-works. This is no review, or history, or criticism: only a word in
-testimony of respect and regard from a man of letters, who owes to his own
-professional labour the honour of becoming acquainted with these two
-eminent literary men. One was the first ambassador whom the New World
-of Letters sent to the Old. He was born almost with the republic; the
-<i xml:lang="la" lang="la">pater patriæ</i> had laid his hand on the child’s head. He bore Washington’s
-name: he came amongst us bringing the kindest sympathy, the most artless,
-smiling goodwill. His new country (which some people here might be
-disposed to regard rather superciliously) could send us, as he showed in
-his own person, a gentleman, who, though himself born in no very high
-sphere, was most finished, polished, easy, witty, quiet; and, socially, the
-equal of the most refined Europeans. If Irving’s welcome in England
-was a kind one, was it not also gratefully remembered? If he ate our
-salt, did he not pay us with a thankful heart? Who can calculate the amount
-of friendliness and good feeling for our country which this writer’s generous
-and untiring regard for us disseminated in his own? His books are read by
-millions<a id="FNanchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">1</a> of his countrymen, whom he has taught to love England, and why to
-love her. It would have been easy to speak otherwise than he did: to inflame
-national rancours, which, at the time when he first became known as a public
-writer, war had just renewed: to cry down the old civilization at the
-expense of the new: to point out our faults, arrogance, shortcomings,
-and give the republic to infer how much she was the parent state’s<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">130</span>
-superior. There are writers enough in the United States, honest and otherwise,
-who preach that kind of doctrine. But the good Irving, the peaceful,
-the friendly, had no place for bitterness in his heart, and no scheme but
-kindness. Received in England with extraordinary tenderness and friendship
-(Scott, Southey, Byron, a hundred others have borne witness to their
-liking for him), he was a messenger of goodwill and peace between his
-country and ours. “See, friends!” he seems to say, “these English are
-not so wicked, rapacious, callous, proud, as you have been taught to believe
-them. I went amongst them a humble man; won my way by my pen;
-and, when known, found every hand held out to me with kindliness and
-welcome. Scott is a great man, you acknowledge. Did not Scott’s king
-of England give a gold medal to him, and another to me, your countryman,
-and a stranger?”</p>
-
-<p>Tradition in the United States still fondly retains the history of the feasts
-and rejoicings which awaited Irving on his return to his native country from
-Europe. He had a national welcome; he stammered in his speeches,
-hid himself in confusion, and the people loved him all the better. He had
-worthily represented America in Europe. In that young community a
-man who brings home with him abundant European testimonials is still
-treated with respect (I have found American writers of wide-world reputation,
-strangely solicitous about the opinions of quite obscure British
-critics, and elated or depressed by their judgments); and Irving went home
-medalled by the king, diplomatized by the university, crowned, and honoured
-and admired. He had not in any way intrigued for his honours, he had
-fairly won them; and, in Irving’s instance, as in others, the old country
-was glad and eager to pay them.</p>
-
-<p>In America the love and regard for Irving was a national sentiment.
-Party wars are perpetually raging there, and are carried on by the press with
-a rancour and fierceness against individuals which exceed British, almost
-Irish, virulence. It seemed to me, during a year’s travel in the country, as if
-no one ever aimed a blow at Irving. All men held their hand from that
-harmless, friendly peacemaker. I had the good fortune to see him at
-New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington,<a id="FNanchor_2" href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor">2</a> and remarked how
-in every place he was honoured and welcome. Every large city has its
-“Irving House.” The country takes pride in the fame of its men of letters.
-The gate of his own charming little domain on the beautiful Hudson River
-was for ever swinging before visitors who came to him. He shut out no
-one.<a id="FNanchor_3" href="#Footnote_3" class="fnanchor">3</a> I had seen many pictures of his house, and read descriptions of it,
-in both of which it was treated with a not unusual American exaggeration.
-It was but a pretty little cabin of a place; the gentleman of the press who<span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">131</span>
-took notes of the place, whilst his kind old host was sleeping, might have
-visited the whole house in a couple of minutes.</p>
-
-<p>And how came it that this house was so small, when Mr. Irving’s books
-were sold by hundreds of thousands, nay, millions, when his profits were
-known to be large, and the habits of life of the good old bachelor were
-notoriously modest and simple? He had loved once in his life. The
-lady he loved died; and he, whom all the world loved, never sought to
-replace her. I can’t say how much the thought of that fidelity has touched
-me. Does not the very cheerfulness of his after life add to the pathos of
-that untold story? To grieve always was not in his nature; or, when he
-had his sorrow, to bring all the world in to condole with him and bemoan
-it. Deep and quiet he lays the love of his heart, and buries it; and grass
-and flowers grow over the scarred ground in due time.</p>
-
-<p>Irving had such a small house and such narrow rooms, because there
-was a great number of people to occupy them. He could only afford to
-keep one old horse (which, lazy and aged as it was, managed once or twice
-to run away with that careless old horseman). He could only afford to
-give plain sherry to that amiable British paragraph-monger from New
-York, who saw the patriarch asleep over his modest, blameless cup, and
-fetched the public into his private chamber to look at him. Irving could
-only live very modestly, because the wifeless, childless man had a number
-of children to whom he was as a father. He had as many as nine nieces,
-I am told—I saw two of these ladies at his house—with all of whom the
-dear old man had shared the produce of his labour and genius.</p>
-
-<p>“<em>Be a good man, my dear.</em>” One can’t but think of these last words
-of the veteran Chief of Letters, who had tasted and tested the value of
-worldly success, admiration, prosperity. Was Irving not good, and, of his
-works, was not his life the best part? In his family, gentle, generous,
-good-humoured, affectionate, self-denying: in society, a delightful example
-of complete gentlemanhood; quite unspoiled by prosperity; never obsequious
-to the great (or, worse still, to the base and mean, as some public
-men are forced to be in his and other countries); eager to acknowledge
-every contemporary’s merit; always kind and affable with the young
-members of his calling; in his professional bargains and mercantile dealings
-delicately honest and grateful; one of the most charming masters of
-our lighter language; the constant friend to us and our nation; to men of
-letters doubly dear, not for his wit and genius merely, but as an exemplar
-of goodness, probity, and pure life:—I don’t know what sort of testimonial
-will be raised to him in his own country, where generous and enthusiastic
-acknowledgment of American merit is never wanting: but Irving was in
-our service as well as theirs; and as they have placed a stone at Greenwich<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">132</span>
-yonder in memory of that gallant young Bellot, who shared the perils and
-fate of some of our Arctic seamen, I would like to hear of some memorial
-raised by English writers and friends of letters in affectionate remembrance
-of the dear and good Washington Irving.</p>
-
-<p>As for the other writer, whose departure many friends, some few most
-dearly-loved relatives, and multitudes of admiring readers deplore, our
-republic has already decreed his statue, and he must have known that he
-had earned this posthumous honour. He is not a poet and man of letters
-merely, but citizen, statesman, a great British worthy. Almost from the
-first moment when he appears, amongst boys, amongst college students,
-amongst men, he is marked, and takes rank as a great Englishman. All
-sorts of successes are easy to him: as a lad he goes down into the arena
-with others, and wins all the prizes to which he has a mind. A place in
-the senate is straightway offered to the young man. He takes his seat
-there; he speaks, when so minded, without party anger or intrigue, but
-not without party faith and a sort of heroic enthusiasm for his cause. Still
-he is poet and philosopher even more than orator. That he may have
-leisure and means to pursue his darling studies, he absents himself for a
-while, and accepts a richly-remunerated post in the East. As learned a
-man may live in a cottage or a college common-room; but it always seemed
-to me that ample means and recognized rank were Macaulay’s as of right.
-Years ago there was a wretched outcry raised because Mr. Macaulay dated
-a letter from Windsor Castle, where he was staying. Immortal gods!
-Was this man not a fit guest for any palace in the world? or a fit companion
-for any man or woman in it? I daresay, after Austerlitz, the old
-K. K. court officials and footmen sneered at Napoleon for dating from
-Schönbrunn. But that miserable “Windsor Castle” outcry is an echo out
-of fast-retreating old-world remembrances. The place of such a natural
-chief was amongst the first of the land; and that country is best, according
-to our British notion, at least, where the man of eminence has the best
-chance of investing his genius and intellect.</p>
-
-<p>If a company of giants were got together, very likely one or two of the
-mere six-feet-six people might be angry at the incontestable superiority of
-the very tallest of the party: and so I have heard some London wits, rather
-peevish at Macaulay’s superiority, complain that he occupied too much of
-the talk, and so forth. Now that wonderful tongue is to speak no more,
-will not many a man grieve that he no longer has the chance to listen? To
-remember the talk is to wonder: to think not only of the treasures he had in
-his memory, but of the trifles he had stored there, and could produce with
-equal readiness. Almost on the last day I had the fortune to see him, a
-conversation happened suddenly to spring up about senior wranglers, and
-what they had done in after life. To the almost terror of the persons
-present, Macaulay began with the senior wrangler of 1801–2–3–4, and so
-on, giving the name of each, and relating his subsequent career and rise.
-Every man who has known him has his story regarding that astonishing
-memory. It may be he was not ill-pleased that you should recognize it;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">133</span>
-but to those prodigious intellectual feats, which were so easy to him, who
-would grudge his tribute of homage? His talk was, in a word, admirable,
-and we admired it.</p>
-
-<p>Of the notices which have appeared regarding Lord Macaulay, up to
-the day when the present lines are written (the 9th of January), the reader
-should not deny himself the pleasure of looking especially at two. It is a
-good sign of the times when such articles as these (I mean the articles in
-<i>The Times</i> and <i>Saturday Review</i>) appear in our public prints about our
-public men. They educate us, as it were, to admire rightly. An uninstructed
-person in a museum or at a concert may pass by without recognizing
-a picture or a passage of music, which the connoisseur by his side
-may show him is a masterpiece of harmony, or a wonder of artistic skill.
-After reading these papers you like and respect more the person you have
-admired so much already. And so with regard to Macaulay’s style there
-may be faults of course—what critic can’t point them out? But for the
-nonce we are not talking about faults: we want to say <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">nil nisi bonum</i>.
-Well—take at hazard any three pages of the <i>Essays</i> or <i>History</i>;—and,
-glimmering below the stream of the narrative, as it were, you, an average
-reader, see one, two, three, a half-score of allusions to other historic facts,
-characters, literature, poetry, with which you are acquainted. Why is this
-epithet used? Whence is that simile drawn? How does he manage, in
-two or three words, to paint an individual, or to indicate a landscape?
-Your neighbour, who has <em>his</em> reading, and his little stock of literature
-stowed away in his mind, shall detect more points, allusions, happy
-touches, indicating not only the prodigious memory and vast learning
-of this master, but the wonderful industry, the honest, humble previous
-toil of this great scholar. He reads twenty books to write a sentence; he
-travels a hundred miles to make a line of description.</p>
-
-<p>Many Londoners—not all—have seen the British Museum Library.
-I speak <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">à cœur ouvert</i>, and pray the kindly reader to bear with me. I have
-seen all sorts of domes of Peters and Pauls, Sophia, Pantheon,—what not?—and
-have been struck by none of them so much as by that catholic dome in
-Bloomsbury, under which our million volumes are housed. What peace,
-what love, what truth, what beauty, what happiness for all, what generous
-kindness for you and me, are here spread out! It seems to me one cannot
-sit down in that place without a heart full of grateful reverence. I own
-to have said my grace at the table, and to have thanked heaven for this
-my English birthright, freely to partake of these bountiful books, and to
-speak the truth I find there. Under the dome which held Macaulay’s brain,
-and from which his solemn eyes looked out on the world but a fortnight
-since, what a vast, brilliant, and wonderful store of learning was ranged! what
-strange lore would he not fetch for you at your bidding! A volume of law,
-or history, a book of poetry familiar or forgotten (except by himself who
-forgot nothing), a novel ever so old, and he had it at hand. I spoke to him
-once about <i>Clarissa</i>. “Not read <i>Clarissa</i>!” he cried out. “If you have
-once thoroughly entered on <i>Clarissa</i>, and are infected by it, you can’t<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">134</span>
-leave it. When I was in India, I passed one hot season at the hills, and
-there were the governor-general, and the secretary of government, and the
-commander-in chief, and their wives. I had <i>Clarissa</i> with me: and, as
-soon as they began to read, the whole station was in a passion of excitement
-about Miss Harlowe and her misfortunes, and her scoundrelly Lovelace!
-The governor’s wife seized the book, and the secretary waited for it, and
-the chief justice could not read it for tears!” He acted the whole scene: he
-paced up and down the Athenæum library: I daresay he could have spoken
-pages of the book—of that book, and of what countless piles of others!</p>
-
-<p>In this little paper let us keep to the text of <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">nil nisi bonum</i>. One paper
-I have read regarding Lord Macaulay says “he had no heart.” Why, a
-man’s books may not always speak the truth, but they speak his mind in
-spite of himself: and it seems to me this man’s heart is beating through
-every page he penned. He is always in a storm of revolt and indignation
-against wrong, craft, tyranny. How he cheers heroic resistance; how he
-backs and applauds freedom struggling for its own; how he hates scoundrels,
-ever so victorious and successful; how he recognizes genius, though selfish
-villains possess it! The critic who says Macaulay had no heart, might say
-that Johnson had none: and two men more generous, and more loving, and
-more hating, and more partial, and more noble, do not live in our history.</p>
-
-<p>The writer who said that Lord Macaulay had no heart could not know
-him. Press writers should read a man well, and all over, and again; and
-hesitate, at least, before they speak of those <span xml:lang="grc" lang="grc">αἰδοἴα</span>. Those who knew Lord
-Macaulay knew how admirably tender, and generous,<a id="FNanchor_4" href="#Footnote_4" class="fnanchor">4</a> and affectionate he
-was. It was not his business to bring his family before the theatre footlights,
-and call for bouquets from the gallery as he wept over them.</p>
-
-<p>If any young man of letters reads this little sermon—and to him, indeed,
-it is addressed—I would say to him, “Bear Scott’s words in your mind, and
-‘<em>be good, my dear</em>.’” Here are two literary men gone to their account, and,
-<i xml:lang="la" lang="la">laus Deo</i>, as far as we know, it is fair, and open, and clean. Here is no need of
-apologies for shortcomings, or explanations of vices which would have been
-virtues but for unavoidable &amp;c. Here are two examples of men most
-differently gifted: each pursuing his calling; each speaking his truth as
-God bade him; each honest in his life; just and irreproachable in his
-dealings; dear to his friends; honoured by his country; beloved at his fireside.
-It has been the fortunate lot of both to give uncountable happiness
-and delight to the world, which thanks them in return with an immense
-kindliness, respect, affection. It may not be our chance, brother scribe, to be
-endowed with such merit, or rewarded with such fame. But the rewards of
-these men are rewards paid to <em>our service</em>. We may not win the baton or
-epaulettes; but God give us strength to guard the honour of the flag!</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_1" href="#FNanchor_1" class="fnanchor">1</a> See his <i>Life</i> in the most remarkable <i>Dictionary of Authors</i>, published lately at
-Philadelphia, by Mr. Alibone.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_2" href="#FNanchor_2" class="fnanchor">2</a> At Washington, Mr. Irving came to a lecture given by the writer, which Mr.
-Filmore and General Pierce, the president and president elect, were also kind enough
-to attend together. “Two Kings of Brentford smelling at one rose,” says Irving,
-looking up with his good-humoured smile.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_3" href="#FNanchor_3" class="fnanchor">3</a> Mr. Irving described to me, with that humour and good humour which he always
-kept, how, amongst other visitors, a member of the British press who had carried his
-distinguished pen to America (where he employed it in vilifying his own country) came
-to Sunnyside, introduced himself to Irving, partook of his wine and luncheon, and in
-two days described Mr. Irving, his house, his nieces, his meal, and his manner of dozing
-afterwards, in a New York paper. On another occasion, Irving said, laughing: “Two
-persons came to me, and one held me in conversation whilst the other miscreant took
-my portrait!”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_4" href="#FNanchor_4" class="fnanchor">4</a> Since the above was written, I have been informed that it has been found, on
-examining Lord Macaulay’s papers, that he was in the habit of giving away <em>more than
-a fourth part</em> of his annual income.</p>
-
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_135" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">135</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Invasion_Panics">Invasion Panics.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="in0"><span class="firstword">When</span>, about the year 1899, Field-marshal Dowbiggin, full of years and
-honours, shall edit, with copious notes, the Private Correspondence of his
-kinsman, Queen Victoria’s celebrated War Minister during England’s
-bloody struggle with Russia in 1854–5, the grandchildren of the present
-generation may probably learn a good deal more respecting the real causes
-of the failures and shortcomings of that “horrible and heartrending” period
-than we, their grandfathers, are likely to know on this side our graves.</p>
-
-<p>And when some future Earl of Pembroke shall devote his splendid
-leisure, under the cedar groves of Wilton, to preparing for the information
-of the twentieth century the memoirs of his great ancestor, Mr. Secretary
-Herbert, posterity will then run some chance of discovering—what is kept
-a close secret from the public just now—whether any domestic causes exist
-to justify the invasion-panic under which the nation has recently been
-shivering.</p>
-
-<p>The insular position of England, her lofty cliffs, her stormy seas, her
-winter fogs, fortify her with everlasting fortifications, as no other European
-power is fortified. She is rich, she is populous, she contains within herself
-an abundance of coal, iron, timber, and almost all other munitions of war;
-railways intersect and encircle her on all sides; in patriotism, in loyalty,
-in manliness, in intelligence, her sons yield to no other race of men.
-Blest with all these advantages, she ought, of all the nations of Europe,
-to be the last to fear, the readiest to repel invasion; yet, strange to say, of
-all the nations of Europe, England appears to apprehend invasion most!</p>
-
-<p>There must be some good and sufficient reason for this extraordinary
-state of things. Many reasons are daily assigned for it, all differing from
-each other, all in turn disputed and denied by those who know the real
-reason best.</p>
-
-<p>The statesman and the soldier declare that the fault lies with parliament
-and the people. They complain that parliament is niggardly in placing
-sufficient means at the disposal of the executive, and that the people are
-distrustful and over-inquisitive as to their application; ever too ready to
-attribute evil motives and incapacity to those set in authority over them.
-Parliament and the people, on the other hand, reply, that ample means are
-yearly allotted for the defence of the country, and that more would readily
-be forthcoming, had they reason to suppose that what has already been
-spent, has been well spent; their Humes and their Brights loudly and
-harshly denounce the nepotism, the incapacity, and the greed, which,
-according to them, disgrace the governing classes, and waste and weaken
-the resources of the land. And so the painful squabble ferments—no
-probable end to it being in view. Indeed, the public are permitted to know
-so little of the conduct of their most important affairs—silence is so
-strictly enjoined to the men at the helm—that the most carefully prepared<span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">136</span>
-indictment against an official delinquent is invariably evaded by the introduction
-of some new feature into his case, hitherto unknown to any but his
-brother officials, which at once casts upon the assailant the stigma of having
-arraigned a public servant on incomplete information, and puts him out
-of court.</p>
-
-<p>But if, in this the year of our Lord 1860, we have no means of
-discovering why millions of strong, brave, well-armed Englishmen should
-be so moved at the prospect of a possible attack from twenty or thirty
-thousand French, we have recently been placed in possession of the means
-of ascertaining why, some sixty years ago, this powerful nation was afflicted
-with a similar fit of timidity.</p>
-
-<p>The first American war had then just ended—not gloriously for the
-British arms. Lord Amherst, the commander-in-chief at home, had been
-compelled by his age and infirmities to retire from office, having, it was
-said, been indulgently permitted by his royal master to retain it longer
-than had been good for the credit and discipline of the service. The Duke of
-York, an enthusiastic and practical soldier, in the prime of life, fresh from
-an active command in Flanders, had succeeded him. In that day there were
-few open-mouthed and vulgar demagogues to carp at the public expenditure
-and to revile the privileged classes; and the few that there were had
-a very bad time of it. Public money was sown broadcast, both at home
-and abroad, with a reckless hand; regulars, militia, yeomanry, and volunteers,
-fearfully and wonderfully attired, bristled in thousands wherever a
-landing was conceived possible; and, best of all, that noble school of
-Great British seamen, which had reared us a Nelson, had reared us many
-other valiant guardians of our shores scarcely less worthy than he. But
-in spite of her Yorks and her Nelsons, England felt uneasy and unsafe.
-Confident in her navy, she had little confidence in her army, which at
-that time was entirely and absolutely in the hands and under the
-management of the court; parliament and the people being only permitted
-to pay for it.</p>
-
-<p>Yet the royal commander-in-chief was declared by the general officers
-most in favour at court to know his business well, and to be carrying
-vigorously into effect the necessary reforms suggested by our American
-mishaps; his personal acquaintance with the officers of the army was said
-to have enabled him to form his military family of the most capable men
-in the service;<a id="FNanchor_5" href="#Footnote_5" class="fnanchor">5</a> his exalted position, and his enormous income, were
-supposed to place him above the temptation of jobbing: in short, the
-Duke of York was universally held up to the nation by his military
-friends—and a royal commander-in-chief has many and warm military
-friends—as the regenerator of the British army, which just then happened
-to be sadly in need of regeneration.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">137</span></p>
-
-<p>A work has recently been published which tells us very plainly now
-many things which it would have been treasonable even to suspect sixty
-years ago. It is entitled <i>The Cornwallis Correspondence</i>, and contains the
-private papers and letters of the first Marquis Cornwallis, one of the
-foremost Englishmen of his time. Bred a soldier, he served with distinction
-in Germany and in America. He then proceeded to India in the
-double capacity of governor-general and commander-in-chief. On his
-return from that service he filled for some years the post of master-general
-of the Ordnance, refused a seat in the Cabinet, offered him by Mr. Pitt;
-and, although again named governor-general of India, on the breaking out
-of the Irish rebellion of 1798 was hurried to Dublin as lord-lieutenant
-and commander-in-chief. He was subsequently employed to negotiate
-the peace of Amiens, and, in 1805, died at Ghazeepore, in India, having
-been appointed its governor-general for the third time.</p>
-
-<p>From the correspondence of this distinguished statesman and soldier,
-we may now ascertain whether, sixty years ago, the people of England had
-or had not good grounds for dreading invasion by the French, and whether
-the governing classes or the governed were most in fault on that occasion
-for the doubtful condition of their native land.</p>
-
-<p>George the Third was verging upon insanity. So detested and despised
-was the Prince of Wales, his successor, that those who directed his Majesty’s
-councils, as well as the people at large, clung eagerly to the hopes of the
-king’s welfare; trusting that the evil days of a regency might be postponed.
-And it would seem from the <i>Cornwallis Correspondence</i>, that the
-English were just in their estimation of that bad man. H. R. H. having
-quarrelled shamefully with his parents, and with Pitt, had thrown himself
-into the hands of the Opposition, and appears to have corresponded occasionally
-with Cornwallis, who had two votes at his command in the
-Commons, during that nobleman’s first Indian administration. In 1790,
-Lord Cornwallis, writing to his brother, the Bishop of Lichfield and
-Coventry, says: “You tell me that I am accused of being remiss in my
-correspondence with a certain great personage. Nothing can be more false,
-for I have answered every letter from him by the first ship that sailed from
-hence after I received it. The style of them, although personally kind
-to excess, has not been very agreeable to me, as they have always pressed
-upon me some infamous and unjustifiable job, which I have uniformly been
-obliged to refuse, and contained much gross and false abuse of Mr. Pitt, and
-improper charges against other and greater personages, about whom, to me
-at least, he ought to be silent.”<a id="FNanchor_6" href="#Footnote_6" class="fnanchor">6</a></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">138</span></p>
-
-<p>The intimacy which had existed from boyhood between General
-Richard Grenville, military tutor to the Duke of York, and Lord Cornwallis,
-and the correspondence which took place between them, to which we have
-now access, afford ample means of judging of the real capacity of that royal
-soldier, to whose charge the military destinies of England, both at home and
-abroad, were intrusted by the king at such a critical moment.</p>
-
-<p>At seventeen years of age the duke became, <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">per saltum</i>, as the usage is
-with royal personages, a colonel in the British army. After attending for
-two or three years the great Prussian reviews, by way of studying his profession,
-he was, on attaining his majority, raised to the rank of general, and
-appointed colonel of the Coldstream Guards. Various notices of H. R. H.
-are to be found in the numerous confidential letters which passed about that
-time between Cornwallis and Grenville. They were both warmly attached
-to him; both most anxious for his own sake, and for that of their profession,
-that he should turn out well.</p>
-
-<p>They describe H. R. H. as brave, good-humoured, and weak; utterly
-destitute of military talent, incapable of attending to business, much given
-to drink, and more to dice, hopelessly insolvent, and steeped in debauchery
-and extravagance of all kinds. In 1790, Grenville writes to Cornwallis
-in India: “The conduct of a certain great personage, who has so cruelly
-disappointed both you and myself, still continues to give me great uneasiness;
-more especially as I see no hopes of amendment.” The duke was at
-that date twenty-seven years of age.</p>
-
-<p>In 1791, the Duke of York married, and but two years afterwards
-Lord Cornwallis, on his return from India, actually found his friend
-Grenville’s unpromising pupil in Flanders, at the head of a considerable
-English force, acting in conjunction with the Austrians, Russians, and
-Dutch, against the French. His utter want of military talent, his inexperience,
-his idleness, and his vices had not prevented his being intrusted by
-his royal parent with the lives of a large body of brave men, and with the
-honour of England. Great difficulties soon arose in this allied army, its
-chiefs mutually accusing each other, possibly not without good reason, of
-incapacity. At last, a person, whose name is not even now divulged, but
-who possessed the entire confidence of both Pitt and Cornwallis, wrote
-as follows, from the British head-quarters at Arnheim, on the 11th Nov.
-<span class="locked">1794:—</span></p>
-
-<p>“We are really come to such a critical situation, that unless some
-decided, determined, and immediate steps are taken, God knows what may
-happen. Despised by our enemies, without discipline, confidence, or
-exertion among ourselves, hated and more dreaded than the enemy, even
-by the well-disposed inhabitants of the country, every disgrace and misfortune<span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">139</span>
-is to be expected. You must thoroughly feel how painful it must be
-to acknowledge this even to your lordship, but no honest man who has any
-regard for his country can avoid seeing it. Whatever measures are adopted
-at home, either removing us from the continent or remaining, something
-must be done to restore discipline, and the confidence that always attends
-it. The sortie from Nimeguen, on the 4th, was made entirely by the
-British, and executed with their usual spirit; they ran into the French
-without firing a single shot, and, consequently, lost very few men,—their
-loss was when they afterwards were ordered to retire. Yet from what I
-have mentioned in the first part of my letter, I assure you I dread the
-thought of these troops being attacked or harassed in retreat.”<a id="FNanchor_7" href="#Footnote_7" class="fnanchor">7</a></p>
-
-<p>Upon the receipt of this grave intelligence, Mr. Pitt at once communicated
-to the king the absolute necessity of the duke’s immediate recall. His
-Majesty had no choice but to consent, which he reluctantly did; and
-H. R. H. returned home, was immediately created a field-marshal, and
-placed in command of all the forces of the United Kingdom!</p>
-
-<p>Lord Cornwallis’s bitter remark upon this astounding appointment is—“Whether
-we shall get any good by this, God only knows; but I think
-things cannot change for the worse at the Horse Guards. If the French
-land, and that they will land I am certain, I should not like to trust the
-new field-marshal with the defence of Culford.”<a id="FNanchor_8" href="#Footnote_8" class="fnanchor">8</a></p>
-
-<p>Having thus practically ascertained, at an enormous cost of blood and
-treasure, that the best-tempered and bravest general cannot command with
-success a British army in the field, if he happens, as was the case with
-the Duke of York, to be a weak man of high social position, destitute of
-military talent and habits of business, and much addicted to pleasure, an
-examination of Lord Cornwallis’s correspondence during the next few years
-will show how it fared with the British army when it was directed by such
-an officer at home.</p>
-
-<p>In expressing his conviction that the French were determined to invade
-us, Lord Cornwallis proved a true prophet. Late in 1796, a fleet,
-commanded by Admiral De Galle, sailed from Brest for Ireland, carrying
-General Hoche and 15,000 men. Furious December gales dispersed the
-French ships,—only a portion of the expedition reached Bantry Bay; the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">140</span>
-vessel in which De Galle and Hoche were, was missing. Admiral Boivet,
-the second in command, hesitated to disembark the troops without the
-orders of his superiors. The United Irishmen, who had promised instant
-co-operation, made no sign; the weather rendered even Bantry Bay insecure;
-and, finally, such of the ships as escaped wreck or capture, straggled
-back to France, where Hoche and De Galle, after cruising about for many
-days in fog and storm on the banks of Newfoundland, had had the good
-luck to arrive before them. On that occasion, our natural defences may
-indeed be said to have stood us in good stead. But it was not consolatory
-to those who feared invasion to reflect that such a large force should
-have succeeded in reaching our shores unperceived and unmolested by the
-British cruisers; and that, had the weather been tolerable, 15,000 French
-bayonets would have landed without opposition on Irish ground.</p>
-
-<p>The next year passed over in constant alarms; our information respecting
-the local preparations of the French being unfortunately very
-vague. The military defence of England appears to have been at that time
-mainly intrusted to Sir David Dundas, an unlucky pedant of the German
-school of tactics, of whom the king and court had the highest opinion, so
-tightly had he dressed and so accurately had he drilled the Guards. Lord
-Cornwallis, writing early in 1798 to the Hon. Col. Wesley,<a id="FNanchor_9" href="#Footnote_9" class="fnanchor">9</a> says:—“We
-are brought to the state to which I have long since looked forward, deserted
-by all our allies, and in daily expectation of invasion, for which the French
-are making the most serious preparations. I have no doubt of the courage
-and fidelity of our militia; but the system of David Dundas, and the total
-want of light infantry, sit heavy on my mind, and point out the advantages
-which the activity of the French will have in a country which
-is for the most part enclosed.”</p>
-
-<p>At this juncture, the rebellion of 1798 broke out in Ireland, and at the
-urgent request of Ministers, who appear to have considered Lord Cornwallis
-the man for every difficulty, his lordship consented to undertake the joint
-duties of lord-lieutenant and commander-in-chief in that unhappy country,
-then as disturbed and disloyal as conflicting races and religions, and the
-most savage misgovernment, could make it.</p>
-
-<p>His lordship’s letters to the Duke of Portland and others, from Dublin,
-evince far more apprehension at the violence, cruelty, and insubordination
-of the army under his command, than at the rebels who were up in arms
-against him. His words are:—“The violence of our friends, and their
-folly in endeavouring to make this a religious war, added to the ferocity
-of our troops, who delight in murder, most powerfully counteract all plans
-of conciliation.” Nevertheless his judgment, firmness, and temper soon
-prevailed; by midsummer the insurrection was suppressed with far less
-bloodshed than was pleasing to the supporters of the government; and
-Lord Cornwallis was endeavouring to concentrate his attention on the
-reorganization of the military mob, which then, under the name of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">141</span>
-soldiers, garrisoned Ireland against foreign and domestic foes, when the
-invader actually arrived.<a id="FNanchor_10" href="#Footnote_10" class="fnanchor">10</a></p>
-
-<p>On the 22nd of August, three frigates under English colours anchored
-in Killala Bay, co. Mayo, carrying a force of about 1,100 French troops,
-commanded by General Humbert. They were the vanguard of a larger
-force under General Hardy, which was to have sailed at the same time,
-but which had been detained by unforeseen difficulties at Brest.</p>
-
-<p>There being no sufficient force to oppose them, the French easily took
-possession of Killala, and established their head-quarters in the palace
-of the bishop, Dr. Stock, who has left a most interesting journal of what
-occurred whilst the French occupied the town.</p>
-
-<p>Humbert had brought with him a large supply of arms, ammunition,
-and uniforms, to be distributed amongst the United Irishmen, who he had
-been led to suppose would instantly rally round his standard. But he soon
-discovered that he had been deceived, that he had landed in the wrong place,
-and that he had arrived too late. The peasantry of Mayo, a simple and
-uncivilized race, ignorant of the use of fire-arms, crowded round the invaders
-as long as they had anything to give, and as long as there was no enemy
-to fight; but, at the first shot, they invariably ran away. Besides, the neck
-of the rebellion had been already dislocated by the judicious vigour of
-Cornwallis. Had the landing been effected earlier, and farther north, the
-result might have been different; as it was, the French general found that
-he had a losing game to play—and most manfully and creditably did
-he play it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">142</span></p>
-
-<p>Professing to wage no war against the Irish, he assured the bishop that
-neither pillage nor violence should be permitted, and that his troops should
-only take what was absolutely necessary for their subsistence; and on these
-points, the bishop tells us, the Frenchman “religiously kept his word;”
-not only controlling his own soldiers, but actually protecting the bishop and
-his little Protestant flock from the rapacity of the Irish rebels who for a
-time joined the invaders.</p>
-
-<p>The bishop’s account of the French soldiery is notable; they appear to
-have been an under-sized and mean-looking set of men, whom Sir David
-Dundas would have held in no account on parade; yet they did the work
-they had to do, hopeless and fatal as it was, as well as the Duke of York’s
-own gigantic regiment of guards could have done it.</p>
-
-<p>“The French,” says the bishop, “are a nation apt enough to consider
-themselves as superior to any people in the world; but here, indeed, it
-would have been ridiculous not to prefer the Gallic troops in every respect
-before their Irish allies. Intelligence, activity, temperance, patience to a
-surprising degree, appeared to be combined in the soldiery that came over
-with Humbert, together with the exactest obedience to discipline. Yet, if
-you except their grenadiers, they had nothing to catch the eye: their
-stature for the most part was low, their complexions pale and sallow, their
-clothes much the worse for wear; to a superficial observer they would
-have appeared incapable of enduring almost any hardship. These were the
-men, however, of whom it was presently observed that they could be well
-content to live on bread and potatoes, to drink water, to make the stones of
-the street their bed, and to sleep in their clothes, with no covering but the
-canopy of heaven. One half of their number had served in Italy under
-Buonaparte, the rest were from the army of the Rhine, where they had
-suffered distresses that well accounted for thin persons and wan looks.”</p>
-
-<p>Humbert himself, who had accompanied the Bantry Bay expedition in
-1796, had risen from the ranks, and had brought himself into notice by his
-brilliant conduct in La Vendée.</p>
-
-<p>The day after landing, the French advanced towards Ballina, leaving
-at Killala six officers and two hundred men to guard a quantity of ammunition
-which they had no means of carrying with them. The English
-garrison of Ballina fled on their approach, and Humbert, stationing there
-one hundred more of his men, pushed on to Castlebar, where General Lake
-was prepared to meet him. The latter had previously ascertained, by means
-of a flag of truce, the exact number of the French, and had sent a message
-privily to the bishop, telling him to be of good cheer, inasmuch as the great
-superiority of his own numbers would speedily enable him to give a good
-account of the invading force. What did occur when the French and
-English met is, perhaps, best told in the words of General Hutchinson,
-Lake’s second in command during the affair. Contemporary authorities,
-however, prove that Hutchinson has very much understated the numbers
-of the English <span class="locked">force:—</span></p>
-
-<p>“On Monday morning, 27th August, about an hour before sunrise, a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">143</span>
-report was received from the outposts, distant about six miles, that the
-enemy was advancing. The troops were immediately assembled, having
-the night before received orders to be under arms two hours before day-break.
-The troops and cannon were then posted on a position previously
-taken, where they remained until seven o’clock. They were 1,600 or
-1,700 cavalry and infantry, ten pieces of cannon and a howitzer. The
-ground was very strong by nature; the French were about 700, having
-left 100 at Ballina and 200 at Killala. They did not land above 1,000
-rank and file. They had with them about 500 rebels, a great proportion
-of whom fled after the first discharge of cannon. The French had only
-two 4-pounders and from thirty to forty mounted men.</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing could exceed the misconduct of the troops, with the exception
-of the artillery, which was admirably served, and of Lord Roden’s
-Fencibles, who appeared at all times ready to do their duty. There is too
-much reason to imagine that two of the regiments had been previously
-tampered with; the hope of which disaffection induced the French to
-make the attack, which was certainly one of the most hazardous and
-desperate ever thought of against a very superior body of troops, as their
-retreat both on Killala and Ballina was cut off by Sir Thomas Chapman
-and General Taylor.</p>
-
-<p>“When the troops fell into confusion without the possibility of rallying
-them, there was scarcely any danger; very few men had at that time
-fallen on our part: the French, on the contrary, had suffered considerably.
-They lost six officers and from 70 to 80 men, which was great, considering
-how short a time the action lasted and the smallness of their numbers.
-I am convinced that had our troops continued firm for ten minutes longer,
-the affair must have been over to our entire advantage, but they fired
-volleys without any orders at a few men before they were within musket-shot.
-It was impossible to stop them, and they abandoned their ground
-immediately afterwards.”</p>
-
-<p>Although the French did not attempt to pursue, the defeated army of
-Lake never halted till they reached Tuam, nearly forty English miles from
-the field of battle. On the evening of the same day they renewed
-their flight, and retired still farther towards Athlone, where an officer of
-Carabineers, with sixty of his men, arrived at one o’clock on Tuesday,
-the 29th August, having achieved a retreat of above seventy English
-miles in twenty-seven hours! All Lake’s artillery fell into the hands of
-the French. As soon as Lord Cornwallis heard of the invasion, conscious
-of the uncertain temper of the troops upon whom he had to rely, he
-determined to march in person to the west, collecting, as he came, such
-a force as must at once overwhelm the enemy.</p>
-
-<p>Meantime the victorious French were met on the 5th of September at
-Colooney by Colonel Vereker, of the Limerick Regiment, an energetic
-officer, who had hastened from Sligo to attack them with 200 infantry,
-30 dragoons, and two guns. After a gallant struggle he was compelled
-to retire with the loss of his guns, and the French advanced into Leitrim,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">144</span>
-hoping to find elsewhere stouter and more helpful allies than they had
-hitherto found amongst the half-starved cottiers of Mayo.</p>
-
-<p>Crawford, afterwards the celebrated leader of the light division in
-Spain, rashly attacked them on the 7th of September with an inferior
-force near Ballynamore, and was very roughly handled by them; but on
-the 8th, Humbert, closely followed by Lake and Crawford, found himself
-confronted at Ballynamuck by Cornwallis and the main army. In this
-desperate situation, surrounded by upwards of 25,000 men, Humbert
-coolly drew up his little force, with no other object, it must be presumed,
-than to maintain the honour of the French flag. His rearguard, again
-attacked by Crawford, surrendered, but the remainder of the French continued
-to defend themselves for about half-an-hour longer, and contrived
-to take prisoner Lord Roden and some of his dragoons. They then, on
-the appearance of the main body of General Lake’s army, laid down
-their arms—746 privates and 96 officers; having lost about 200 men
-since their landing at Killala, on the 22nd of August.</p>
-
-<p>The loss of the British at the battle of Ballynamuck was officially
-stated at three killed, and thirteen wounded. Their losses at Castlebar
-and elsewhere were never communicated to the public.</p>
-
-<p>Plowden, who gives a detailed account of Humbert’s invasion in his
-<i>Historical Review of the State of Ireland</i>, published but five years after
-the event, observes:—“It must ever remain a humiliating reflection upon
-the power and lustre of the British arms that so pitiful a detachment as
-that of 1,100 French infantry should, in a kingdom in which there was an
-armed force of above 150,000 men, have not only put to rout a select
-army of 6,000 men prepared to receive the invaders, but also provided
-themselves with ordnance and ammunition from our stores, taken several
-of our towns, marched 122 Irish (above 150 English) miles through the
-country, and kept arms in their victorious hands for seventeen days in the
-heart of an armed kingdom. But it was this English army which the
-gallant and uncompromising Abercromby had, on the 26th of the preceding
-February, found ‘in such a state of licentiousness as must render
-it formidable to every one but the enemy.’”</p>
-
-<p>Although the private letters of Lord Cornwallis, General Lake and
-Captain Herbert Taylor, which are now submitted to us, breathe nothing
-but indignation and disgust at the misconduct, insubordination, and cruelty
-of their panic-stricken troops, the public despatches, as the custom is,
-contain unalloyed praise.</p>
-
-<p>A lengthy despatch penned by General Lake, on the evening of the
-surrender of Humbert’s little band, is worded almost as emphatically as
-Wellington’s despatch after Waterloo; about thirty officers are especially
-mentioned in it by name, and the conduct of the cavalry is sub-sarcastically
-described as having been “highly conspicuous.” Lord Cornwallis’s general
-order, too, dated on the following day, declares “that he cannot too much
-applaud the zeal and spirit which has been manifested by the army from
-the commencement of the operations against the invading enemy until the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">145</span>
-surrender of the French forces.” Such is too often the real value of official
-praise.</p>
-
-<p>Notwithstanding this public testimony to the worth of the large army
-which surrounded and captured the handful of French invaders of 1798,
-the information which we now glean from <i>The Cornwallis Correspondence</i>
-serves but little to establish the Duke of York’s character as a successful
-military administrator, if a commander-in-chief is to be judged of by the
-effective state of the officers and troops under his direction.</p>
-
-<p>Tired of the parade-ground and the desk, or, possibly, feeling that he
-did not shine at them, H. R. H. again tried his hand at active campaigning
-in 1799, and again failed. On the 9th of September of that year he once
-more sailed for Holland, and was actually permitted to assume the direction
-of the most considerable expedition that ever left the British shores. In
-conjunction with Russia, its object was to expel the French from Holland.
-After several bloody battles, fought with doubtful success, the duke found
-himself, in less than five weeks, so situated as to render it advisable for him
-to treat with the enemy. He proposed that the French should allow the
-allied army under his command to re-embark, threatening to destroy the
-dykes and ruin the surrounding country if his proposal was not entertained.
-After some discussion the French agreed to the re-embarkation of the allies,
-provided they departed before the 1st of November, left behind them all
-the artillery they had taken, and restored 8,000 French and Batavian
-prisoners who had been captured on former occasions. On these terms
-“a British king’s son, commanding 41,000 men, capitulated to a French
-general who had only 30,000,”<a id="FNanchor_11" href="#Footnote_11" class="fnanchor">11</a> and the duke, fortunately for England,
-sheathed his sword, to draw it no more on the field of battle.</p>
-
-<p>Lord Cornwallis writes on the 24th October: “By private letters which
-I have seen from Holland, our troops in general seem to have been in the
-greatest confusion, and on many occasions to have behaved exceedingly ill.
-There may be some exception in the corps belonging to Abercromby’s
-division. Considering the hasty manner in which they were thrown
-together, and the officers by whom they were commanded, I am not
-surprised at this. Would to God they were all on board! I dread the
-retreat and embarkation. David Dundas will never be like Cæsar, the
-favourite of fortune; hitherto, at least, that fickle goddess has set her face
-very steadily against him.” “I see no prospect of any essential improvement
-in our military system, for I am afraid that a buttoned coat, a heavy
-hat and feather, and a cursed sash tied round our waist will not lead the
-way to victory.”</p>
-
-<p>The abortive expeditions against Ostend and Ferrol, which had terminated
-in the capture and disgrace of the troops employed in them, appear to
-have induced Lord Cornwallis to draw up a memorandum on the subject,
-and to submit it to the duke. The following is an extract from <span class="locked">it:—</span></p>
-
-<p>“I admit that while we are at war, and have the means of acting, we<span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">146</span>
-should not remain entirely on the defensive, but at the same time I would
-not go lightly in quest of adventures, with regiments raised with extreme
-difficulty, without means of recruiting, and commanded principally by
-officers without experience or knowledge of their profession. The expense,
-likewise, of expeditions is enormous, and the disgrace attending upon ill
-success is not likely to promote that most desirable object—a good peace.”</p>
-
-<p>After the re-embarkation of the Ferrol expedition, he writes: “The
-prospect of public affairs is most gloomy. What a disgraceful and what an
-expensive campaign have we made! Twenty-two thousand men, a large
-proportion not soldiers, floating round the greater part of Europe the scorn
-and laughing-stock of friends and foes.”</p>
-
-<p>In the spring of 1801, Lord Cornwallis, replaced in Ireland by Lord
-Hardwicke and Sir W. Medows, assumed the command of the eastern
-district in England—invasion appearing imminent. His letters to his
-friend Ross at this period are most desponding. Our best troops were
-abroad upon expeditions. One barren success in Egypt, with which
-ministers attempted to gild half-a-dozen failures, had cost us the gallant
-Abercromby. The defence of the country was intrusted to the militia.
-The Duke of York had actually proposed to introduce a Russian force
-to coerce and civilize Ireland, and would have done so had not the better
-sense and feeling of Cornwallis prevailed. “My disgrace must be
-certain,” writes he to Ross, “should the enemy land. What could
-I hope, with eight weak regiments of militia, making about 2,800
-firelocks, and two regiments of dragoons?”... “In our wooden
-walls alone must we place our trust; we should make a sad business of it
-on shore.”... “If it is really intended that —— should defend
-Kent and Sussex, it is of very little consequence what army you place
-under his command.”... “God send that we may have no occasion
-to decide the matter on shore, where I have too much reason to apprehend
-that the contest must terminate in the disgrace of the general and the
-destruction of the country.”... “I confess that I see no prospect of
-peace, or of anything good. We shall prepare for the land defence of
-England by much wild and capricious expenditure of money, and if the
-enemy should ever elude the vigilance of our wooden walls, we shall after
-all make a bad figure.”<a id="FNanchor_12" href="#Footnote_12" class="fnanchor">12</a></p>
-
-<p>Bad as matters had been at the time of Humbert’s invasion, it is clear
-that Lord Cornwallis believed our military affairs to be in a much worse
-condition in 1801.</p>
-
-<p>In Ireland, in 1798, he had under him a few officers on whom he could
-depend, and although his army, thanks to Lord Amherst and the Duke of
-York, was in a deplorable state of discipline, he, a good and practised
-general, was at its head, to make the best of it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">147</span></p>
-
-<p>The Duke of Wellington has since taught us, on more than one
-occasion, that there are some extraordinary workmen who can do good
-work with any tools, and who can even make their own tools as they
-require them.—But in England, in 1801, the military workmen in court
-employ were all so execrably bad, that it mattered little what was the
-quality of the tools supplied to them. The Duke of York, David Dundas,
-and Lord Chatham had everything their own way: the most important posts,
-the most costly expeditions, were intrusted, not to the officers most formidable
-to the enemy, but to the friends and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">protégés</i> of the military courtiers who
-stood best at Windsor and St. James’s. It is no small proof of Cornwallis’s
-tact in judging of men, that whilst we find him deprecating the employment
-in independent commands of such generals as the Dukes of Gloucester and
-Cumberland, Dundas, Burrard (of Cintra), Coote (of Ostend), Pulteney (of
-Ferrol), Whitelock (of Buenos Ayres), and Lord Chatham (of Walcheren), he
-had always a word of approval for Lake and Abercromby, and in an introductory
-letter to Sir John Shore, speaks of the lieutenant-colonel of his own
-regiment, the Hon. Arthur Wesley, as a “sensible man and a good officer.”</p>
-
-<p>Throughout the whole of <i>The Cornwallis Correspondence</i>, there is no
-single hint of stinted means for the defence of the country, there is no
-single doubt cast upon the personal bravery of our officers and our men;
-but there are many out-spoken complaints of utter incompetence and
-reckless extravagance on the part of those who had the chief conduct of
-our military affairs. From 1795 to 1805—that time of fear—we have
-now incontrovertible testimony that both England and Ireland were in
-an indefensible condition, had an invader landed with a very moderate
-body of such soldiers as Humbert led; and that that condition was owing
-in no degree to any want of manliness or liberality on the part of the
-British nation, but solely and entirely to the want of capacity of the men
-whom it pleased the court, in spite of repeated disgrace and defeat, perversely
-to maintain in the management and command of the army.<a id="FNanchor_13" href="#Footnote_13" class="fnanchor">13</a></p>
-
-<p>Mr. Pitt survived Lord Cornwallis but a few months, dying early in
-1806, and Lord Grenville, when invited by George III. to succeed him,
-positively declined to do so, unless the army was placed under ministerial
-control. To this innovation the poor crazy king demurred. It had been
-an amusement and an occupation to him in his lucid intervals, “to transact
-military business with Frederick,” with what deplorable results to the
-resources and credit of the nation we now know.<a id="FNanchor_14" href="#Footnote_14" class="fnanchor">14</a> His Majesty objected,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">148</span>
-that ever since the time of the first Duke of Cumberland, the army had
-been considered as under the exclusive control of the sovereign, without
-any right of interference on the part of his ministers, save in matters
-relating to levying, clothing, feeding, and paying it; and he expressed a
-strong disinclination to make any concession which should fetter himself,
-and the Duke of York, in doing as they pleased with their own.</p>
-
-<p>Lord Grenville, however, remained firm; for, in the opinion of himself
-and his friends, the safety of the kingdom required that he should be so,
-and, ultimately, the king gave way, on condition that no changes should be
-carried into effect at the Horse Guards without his knowledge and approval.</p>
-
-<p>But other and more complaisant advisers soon replaced Lord Grenville,
-and circumstances, entirely corroborative of the estimate which Grenville
-and Cornwallis had formed of his character, rendered it advisable that the
-Duke of York should retire from public life.<a id="FNanchor_15" href="#Footnote_15" class="fnanchor">15</a> Sir David Dundas, notoriously
-one of the most incapable and unfit general officers in the service, was
-selected by the court as H. R. H.’s successor; and, about two years afterwards,
-George III. finally disappeared from the scene, and the Regency commenced.<a id="FNanchor_16" href="#Footnote_16" class="fnanchor">16</a>
-Then the duke, in spite of all that had transpired, was instantly
-recalled by his royal brother to Whitehall, where he remained until his
-death. The Regent was not the man to waive one iota of what he held to
-be his prerogative. During his reign, the right of the Crown to the irresponsible
-direction of the British army was fully asserted; and, in spite
-of five years of almost unvaried success in the Peninsula, and of the
-crowning glory of Waterloo, a fantastically dressed, luxurious, and unpopular
-body it became under the royal auspices. To the present day,
-regimental officers, fond of their glass, bless his Majesty for what is
-called “the Prince Regent’s allowance,” a boon which daily ensures to
-them a cheap after-dinner bottle of wine, at a cost to their more abstemious
-brother officers, and to taxpayers in general, of 27,000<i>l.</i> a year.</p>
-
-<p>Happily for the present generation, matters have changed since those
-corrupt times, in many—many respects for the better. The British army
-is no longer looked upon by the people as a costly and not very useful toy,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">149</span>
-chiefly maintained for the diversion of royalty; we now recognize and
-respect in it an important national engine, for the proper condition and
-conduct of which—as for that of the navy—a Secretary of State is directly
-responsible to Parliament. But a change of such magnitude has not been
-carried out without much peevish remonstrance and factious opposition on
-the part of the many whose patronage it has diminished, and whose power
-it has curtailed; and there are still not a few who offer what opposition
-they dare to its harmonious consummation.</p>
-
-<p>It is to be feared that a slight leaven of the same spirit which, sixty
-years ago, wasted the resources and paralyzed the energies of this powerful
-nation, may, perchance, still linger around the precincts of Whitehall and
-St. James’s,—and it is not impossible that when the <span class="smcap">Smith and Elder</span> of the
-twentieth century present to the public their first editions of the <i>Panmure
-Papers</i> and the <i>Herbert Memoirs</i>, facts, bearing on the disasters of the
-Crimean war, and on the invasion panic of 1859–60, may for the first
-time be made known—not entirely different from those with which we
-have recently become acquainted through <i>The Cornwallis Correspondence</i>.</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_5" href="#FNanchor_5" class="fnanchor">5</a> “The duke has very unwisely taken over three or four boys of the Guards as his
-aides-de-camp: which will be of great disservice to him, and can be of no use to them.”—<i>Lord
-Cornwallis to Lt.-Col. Ross, 1784.</i></p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_6" href="#FNanchor_6" class="fnanchor">6</a> Three or four of the Prince of Wales’s letters are given at length. They all prove
-“the first gentleman and scholar of his day” to have been a very illiterate and unscrupulous
-jobber. In one of them he proposed to the Governor-General to displace “a
-black, named Alii Cann,” who was chief criminal judge of Benares, in order that a
-youth, named Pellegrine Treves, the son of a notorious London money-lender, might be
-appointed to that office.</p>
-
-<p>Lord Cornwallis replied, that Ali Ibrahim Khan, though a native, was one of the
-most able and respected public servants in India, and that it would be a most difficult
-and unpopular step to remove him; and that even if his post were vacant, the youth
-and inexperience of the money-lender’s son rendered him utterly ineligible for such an
-important trust. One of the causes of complaint which H. R. H. urged against his
-royal parent was, that he, also, was not intrusted with high military command.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_7" href="#FNanchor_7" class="fnanchor">7</a> The sufferings of the British soldiers in Holland, in 1794–5, from the incompetence
-and negligence of their superior officers, and the waste of public money from the
-same causes, have scarcely been exceeded during the Crimean war. In Lord Malmesbury’s
-Diary we find the following entry on the 7th Dec. 1793: “Lord Herbert came
-to see me. Complained much of the insubordination of the army; that it was greater
-than could be believed, and that the Guards were so beyond measure. Condemned the
-conduct of Gage, who had resigned on being refused leave of absence.” On the 16th
-of Feb. 1794, the Duke of Portland writes to Lord Malmesbury: “The Duke of York
-will return to the army the latter end of next week. But I cannot help saying that
-unless the licentious, not to say mutinous, spirit which prevails among our troops, and
-which originated in, I am sorry to say, and is cultivated by the Guards, is not subdued
-and extinguished, there is an end of the army.”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_8" href="#FNanchor_8" class="fnanchor">8</a> His lordship’s country seat.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn1"><a id="Footnote_9" href="#FNanchor_9" class="fnanchor">9</a> The Duke.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_10" href="#FNanchor_10" class="fnanchor">10</a> The following letter, addressed by a subaltern to his commanding officer, is
-given by the editor of the <i>Cornwallis Papers</i>, as a specimen of the habits, education
-and discipline of the British army about the year <span class="locked">1800:—</span></p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p class="center">
-
-“<i>To Lieut.-Col. ——, — Foot.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Sir</span>,—I <em>believe</em> (I am a member of the —— mess), if so, I will take the liberty to
-submit the following argument, viz., every gentleman under the immediate propensity
-of liquor has different propensities; to prove which, I have only to mention the present
-instance with respect to myself and Lieut. ——. <em>My</em> propensity is noise and riot—<em>his</em>
-sleep.</p>
-
-<p>“I ever conceived that in a public mess-room, three things were certain: first, that
-it was open to every officer who chose to pay the subscription; second, that he
-might indulge himself with liquor as much as he pleased; and third, that if a gentleman
-and a member of the mess chose to get intoxicated in the mess-room, that no other
-officer (however high his rank in the regiment) had a right, or dare order to restrain
-(not being president) his <em>momentary propensity</em> in the mess-room.</p>
-
-<p>“As such, and this being the case, I must inform you that you have acted in a most
-unprecedented and unknown (not to say ungentlemanlike) way, in presuming to enter
-the mess-room as a commanding officer, and to bring a sentry at your back (which you
-asserted you had) to turn out the amusement (a hand organ) of the company (a stranger
-being present), and thereby prevent the harmony which it is supposed ought to exist
-in a mess-room.</p>
-
-<p>“I appeal to you as a gentleman, and if you will answer this letter <em>as such</em>, you at all
-times know how to direct to</p>
-
-<p class="right">
-<span style="margin-right: 6.5em;">“—— ——,</span><br />
-“<i>Lieut. ——, — Foot</i>.”
-</p>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_11" href="#FNanchor_11" class="fnanchor">11</a> Mr. Tierney’s speech in the House of Commons.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_12" href="#FNanchor_12" class="fnanchor">12</a> Lieut.-Col. Gordon (Sir Willoughby), Military Secretary to the Duke of York,
-speaks of Lord Cornwallis as “an officer whose estimation in the army could not be
-exceeded.”—<i>Lieut.-Col. Gordon to Sir A. Wellesley, 1807.</i></p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_13" href="#FNanchor_13" class="fnanchor">13</a> “The staff in Kent seems to be calculated solely for the purpose of placing the
-defence of the country in the hands of Sir D. Dundas. However he may succeed with
-other people, I think he cannot persuade Mr. Pitt and Lord Melville that he is a clever
-fellow; and surely they must have too much sense to believe that it is possible that a
-man without talents, and who can neither write nor talk intelligibly, can be a good
-general.”—<i>Lord C. to Lt.-Gen. Ross.</i></p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_14" href="#FNanchor_14" class="fnanchor">14</a> “April 12, 1800. The king much improved. Saw the Duke of York for two
-hours yesterday, on military matters.</p>
-
-<p>“April 13. The king not so well. Over-excited himself yesterday.”—<cite>Diary of the
-Right Hon. Sir George Rose.</cite></p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_15" href="#FNanchor_15" class="fnanchor">15</a> “The Duke of York is certainly in a bad way. All that we can do will be to
-acquit him of corruption; and indeed I doubt whether we shall be able to carry him so
-far as to acquit him of suspecting Mrs. Clarke’s practices and allowing them to go on.
-If we should succeed in both these objects, the question will then turn upon the point
-whether it is proper that a prince of the blood, who has manifested so much weakness
-as he has, and has led such a life (for that is material in these days), is a proper person
-to be intrusted with the duties of a responsible office.</p>
-
-<p>“We shall be beat upon this question, I think. If we should carry it by a small
-majority, the duke will equally be obliged to resign his office, and most probably the
-consequence of such a victory must be that the government will be broken up.”—<cite>Sir A.
-Wellesley to the Duke of Richmond, 1809.</cite></p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_16" href="#FNanchor_16" class="fnanchor">16</a> “General Dundas is, I understand, appointed commander-in-chief, <em>I should imagine
-much against the inclination of the king’s ministers</em>; but I understand that it is expected
-that the Duke of York will be able to resume his situation by the time Sir David is
-quite superannuated, and it might not be so easy to get a younger or a better man out of
-office at so early a period.”—<cite>Sir A. W. to the Duke of R., 1809.</cite></p>
-
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_149" class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="To_Goldenhair">To Goldenhair.<br />
-
-<span class="subhead xsmall">(FROM HORACE.)</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent6"><span class="firstword">Ah</span>, Pyrrha—tell me, whose the happy lot</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To woo thee on a couch of lavish roses—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Who, bathed in odorous dews, in his fond arms encloses</div>
- <div class="verse indent6">Thee, in some happy grot?</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent6">For whom those nets of golden-gloried hair</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Dost thou entwine in cunning carelessnesses?</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Alas, poor boy! Who thee, in fond belief, caresses</div>
- <div class="verse indent6">Deeming thee wholly fair!</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent6">How oft shall he thy fickleness bemoan,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">When fair to foul shall change—and he, unskilful</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">In pilotage, beholds—with tempests wildly wilful—</div>
- <div class="verse indent6">The happy calm o’erthrown!</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent6">He, who now hopes that thou wilt ever prove</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">All void of care, and full of fond endearing,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Knows not that varies more, than Zephyrs ever-veering,</div>
- <div class="verse indent6">The fickle breath of Love.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent6">Ah, hapless he, to whom, like seas untried,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Thou seemest fair! That <em>my</em> sea-going’s ended</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">My votive tablet proves, to those dark Gods suspended,</div>
- <div class="verse indent6">Who o’er the waves preside.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="attrib"><span class="smcap">Thomas Hood.</span></div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_150" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">150</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Framley_Parsonage">Framley Parsonage.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<h3>CHAPTER IV.<br />
-
-<span class="subhead"><span class="smcap">A Matter of Conscience.</span></span></h3>
-
-<p class="in0"><span class="firstword">It</span> is no doubt very wrong to long after a naughty thing. But nevertheless
-we all do so. One may say that hankering after naughty things is the
-very essence of the evil into which we have been precipitated by Adam’s
-fall. When we confess that we are all sinners, we confess that we all long
-after naughty things.</p>
-
-<p>And ambition is a great vice—as Mark Antony told us a long
-time ago—a great vice, no doubt, if the ambition of the man be with
-reference to his own advancement, and not to the advancement of others.
-But then, how many of us are there who are not ambitious in this vicious
-manner?</p>
-
-<p>And there is nothing viler than the desire to know great people—people
-of great rank I should say; nothing worse than the hunting of titles
-and worshipping of wealth. We all know this, and say it every day of our
-lives. But presuming that a way into the society of Park Lane was open
-to us, and a way also into that of Bedford Row, how many of us are there
-who would prefer Bedford Row because it is so vile to worship wealth and
-title?</p>
-
-<p>I am led into these rather trite remarks by the necessity of putting
-forward some sort of excuse for that frame of mind in which the Rev.
-Mark Robarts awoke on the morning after his arrival at Chaldicotes. And
-I trust that the fact of his being a clergyman will not be allowed to press
-against him unfairly. Clergymen are subject to the same passions as other
-men; and, as far as I can see, give way to them, in one line or in another,
-almost as frequently. Every clergyman should, by canonical rule, feel a
-personal disinclination to a bishopric; but yet we do not believe that such
-personal disinclination is generally very strong.</p>
-
-<p>Mark’s first thoughts when he woke on that morning flew back to
-Mr. Fothergill’s invitation. The duke had sent a special message to say
-how peculiarly glad he, the duke, would be to make acquaintance with
-him, the parson! How much of this message had been of Mr. Fothergill’s
-own manufacture, that Mark Robarts did not consider.</p>
-
-<p>He had obtained a living at an age when other young clergymen are
-beginning to think of a curacy, and he had obtained such a living as middle-aged
-parsons in their dreams regard as a possible Paradise for their old
-years. Of course he thought that all these good things had been the results
-of his own peculiar merits. Of course he felt that he was different from
-other parsons,—more fitted by nature for intimacy with great persons,
-more urbane, more polished, and more richly endowed with modern<span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">151</span>
-clerical well-to-do aptitudes. He was grateful to Lady Lufton for what
-she had done for him; but perhaps not so grateful as he should have
-been.</p>
-
-<p>At any rate he was not Lady Lufton’s servant, nor even her dependant.
-So much he had repeated to himself on many occasions, and had gone so
-far as to hint the same idea to his wife. In his career as parish priest he
-must in most things be the judge of his own actions—and in many also it
-was his duty to be the judge of those of his patroness. The fact of Lady
-Lufton having placed him in the living, could by no means make her the
-proper judge of his actions. This he often said to himself; and he said as
-often that Lady Lufton certainly had a hankering after such a judgment-seat.</p>
-
-<p>Of whom generally did prime ministers and official bigwigs think
-it expedient to make bishops and deans? Was it not, as a rule, of those
-clergymen who had shown themselves able to perform their clerical duties
-efficiently, and able also to take their place with ease in high society? He
-was very well off certainly at Framley; but he could never hope for
-anything beyond Framley, if he allowed himself to regard Lady Lufton as
-a bugbear. Putting Lady Lufton and her prejudices out of the question,
-was there any reason why he ought not to accept the duke’s invitation?
-He could not see that there was any such reason. If any one could be a
-better judge on such a subject than himself, it must be his bishop. And
-it was clear that the bishop wished him to go to Gatherum Castle.</p>
-
-<p>The matter was still left open to him. Mr. Fothergill had especially
-explained that; and therefore his ultimate decision was as yet within his
-own power. Such a visit would cost him some money, for he knew that a
-man does not stay at great houses without expense; and then, in spite of
-his good income, he was not very flush of money. He had been down this
-year with Lord Lufton in Scotland. Perhaps it might be more prudent for
-him to return home.</p>
-
-<p>But then an idea came to him that it behoved him as a man and a
-priest to break through that Framley thraldom under which he felt that he
-did to a certain extent exist. Was it not the fact that he was about to
-decline this invitation from fear of Lady Lufton? and if so, was that a
-motive by which he ought to be actuated? It was incumbent on him to
-rid himself of that feeling. And in this spirit he got up and dressed.</p>
-
-<p>There was hunting again on that day; and as the hounds were to meet
-near Chaldicotes, and to draw some coverts lying on the verge of the chase,
-the ladies were to go in carriages through the drives of the forest, and
-Mr. Robarts was to escort them on horseback. Indeed it was one of those
-hunting-days got up rather for the ladies than for the sport. Great nuisances
-they are to steady, middle-aged hunting men; but the young fellows
-like them because they have thereby an opportunity of showing off their
-sporting finery, and of doing a little flirtation on horseback. The bishop,
-also, had been minded to be of the party; so, at least, he had said on the
-previous evening; and a place in one of the carriages had been set apart<span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">152</span>
-for him: but since that, he and Mrs. Proudie had discussed the matter
-in private, and at breakfast his lordship declared that he had changed
-his mind.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Sowerby was one of those men who are known to be very poor—as
-poor as debt can make a man—but who, nevertheless, enjoy all the
-luxuries which money can give. It was believed that he could not live in
-England out of jail but for his protection as a member of Parliament; and
-yet it seemed that there was no end to his horses and carriages, his servants
-and retinue. He had been at this work for a great many years, and
-practice, they say, makes perfect. Such companions are very dangerous.
-There is no cholera, no yellow-fever, no small-pox more contagious than
-debt. If one lives habitually among embarrassed men, one catches it to a
-certainty. No one had injured the community in this way more fatally
-than Mr. Sowerby. But still he carried on the game himself; and now
-on this morning carriages and horses thronged at his gate, as though he
-were as substantially rich as his friend the Duke of Omnium.</p>
-
-<p>“Robarts, my dear fellow,” said Mr. Sowerby, when they were well
-under way down one of the glades of the forest,—for the place where the
-hounds met was some four or five miles from the house of Chaldicotes,—“ride
-on with me a moment. I want to speak to you; and if I stay behind
-we shall never get to the hounds.” So Mark, who had come expressly to
-escort the ladies, rode on alongside of Mr. Sowerby in his pink coat.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear fellow, Fothergill tells me that you have some hesitation
-about going to Gatherum Castle.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I did decline, certainly. You know I am not a man of pleasure,
-as you are. I have some duties to attend to.”</p>
-
-<p>“Gammon!” said Mr. Sowerby; and as he said it he looked with a
-kind of derisive smile into the clergyman’s face.</p>
-
-<p>“It is easy enough to say that, Sowerby; and perhaps I have no right
-to expect that you should understand me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, but I do understand you; and I say it is gammon. I would be
-the last man in the world to ridicule your scruples about duty, if this
-hesitation on your part arose from any such scruple. But answer me
-honestly, do you not know that such is not the case?”</p>
-
-<p>“I know nothing of the kind.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, but I think you do. If you persist in refusing this invitation
-will it not be because you are afraid of making Lady Lufton angry? I do
-not know what there can be in that woman that she is able to hold both
-you and Lufton in leading-strings.”</p>
-
-<p>Robarts, of course, denied the charge and protested that he was not to
-be taken back to his own parsonage by any fear of Lady Lufton. But
-though he made such protest with warmth, he knew that he did so ineffectually.
-Sowerby only smiled and said that the proof of the pudding
-was in the eating.</p>
-
-<p>“What is the good of a man keeping a curate if it be not to save him
-from that sort of drudgery?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">153</span></p>
-
-<p>“Drudgery! If I were a drudge how could I be here to-day?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Robarts, look here. I am speaking now, perhaps, with more of
-the energy of an old friend than circumstances fully warrant; but I am an
-older man than you, and as I have a regard for you I do not like to see
-you throw up a good game when it is in your hands.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, as far as that goes, Sowerby, I need hardly tell you that I
-appreciate your kindness.”</p>
-
-<p>“If you are content,” continued the man of the world, “to live at
-Framley all your life, and to warm yourself in the sunshine of the dowager
-there, why, in such case, it may perhaps be useless for you to extend the
-circle of your friends; but if you have higher ideas than these, I think
-you will be very wrong to omit the present opportunity of going to the
-duke’s. I never knew the duke go so much out of his way to be civil to a
-clergyman as he has done in this instance.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am sure I am very much obliged to him.”</p>
-
-<p>“The fact is, that you may, if you please, make yourself popular in the
-county; but you cannot do it by obeying all Lady Lufton’s behests. She
-is a dear old woman, I am sure.”</p>
-
-<p>“She is, Sowerby; and you would say so, if you knew her.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t doubt it; but it would not do for you or me to live exactly
-according to her ideas. Now, here, in this case, the bishop of the
-diocese is to be one of the party, and he has, I believe, already expressed
-a wish that you should be another.”</p>
-
-<p>“He asked me if I were going.”</p>
-
-<p>“Exactly; and Archdeacon Grantley will be there.”</p>
-
-<p>“Will he?” asked Mark. Now, that would be a great point gained,
-for Archdeacon Grantley was a close friend of Lady Lufton.</p>
-
-<p>“So I understand from Fothergill. Indeed, it will be very wrong of
-you not to go, and I tell you so plainly; and what is more, when you talk
-about your duty—you having a curate as you have—why, it is gammon.”
-These last words he spoke looking back over his shoulder as he stood
-up in his stirrups, for he had caught the eye of the huntsman who was
-surrounded by his hounds, and was now trotting on to join him.</p>
-
-<p>During a great portion of the day, Mark found himself riding by the
-side of Mrs. Proudie, as that lady leaned back in her carriage. And Mrs.
-Proudie smiled on him graciously though her daughter would not do so.
-Mrs. Proudie was fond of having an attendant clergyman; and as it was
-evident that Mr. Robarts lived among nice people—titled dowagers,
-members of parliament, and people of that sort—she was quite willing to
-instal him as a sort of honorary chaplain <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">pro tem</i>.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll tell you what we have settled, Mrs. Harold Smith and I,” said
-Mrs. Proudie to him. “This lecture at Barchester will be so late on
-Saturday evening, that you had all better come and dine with us.”</p>
-
-<p>Mark bowed and thanked her, and declared that he should be very
-happy to make one of such a party. Even Lady Lufton could not object
-to this, although she was not especially fond of Mrs. Proudie.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">154</span></p>
-
-<p>“And then they are to sleep at the hotel. It will really be too late for
-ladies to think of going back so far at this time of the year. I told Mrs.
-Harold Smith, and Miss Dunstable too, that we could manage to make
-room at any rate for them. But they will not leave the other ladies; so
-they go to the hotel for that night. But, Mr. Robarts, the bishop will
-never allow you to stay at the inn, so of course you will take a bed at the
-palace.”</p>
-
-<p>It immediately occurred to Mark that as the lecture was to be given on
-Saturday evening, the next morning would be Sunday; and, on that Sunday,
-he would have to preach at Chaldicotes. “I thought they were all
-going to return the same night,” said he.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, they did intend it; but you see Mrs. Smith is afraid.”</p>
-
-<p>“I should have to get back here on the Sunday morning, Mrs. Proudie.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, yes, that is bad—very bad, indeed. No one dislikes any interference
-with the Sabbath more than I do. Indeed, if I am particular
-about anything it is about that. But some works are works of necessity,
-Mr. Robarts; are they not? Now you must necessarily be back at
-Chaldicotes on Sunday morning!” and so the matter was settled. Mrs.
-Proudie was very firm in general in the matter of Sabbath-day observances;
-but when she had to deal with such persons as Mrs. Harold
-Smith, it was expedient that she should give way a little. “You can
-start as soon as it’s daylight, you know, if you like it, Mr. Robarts,” said
-Mrs. Proudie.</p>
-
-<p>There was not much to boast of as to the hunting, but it was a very
-pleasant day for the ladies. The men rode up and down the grass roads
-through the chase, sometimes in the greatest possible hurry as though
-they never could go quick enough; and then the coachmen would drive
-very fast also though they did not know why, for a fast pace of movement
-is another of those contagious diseases. And then again the sportsmen
-would move at an undertaker’s pace, when the fox had traversed and the
-hounds would be at a loss to know which was the hunt and which was the
-heel; and then the carriage also would go slowly, and the ladies would
-stand up and talk. And then the time for lunch came; and altogether
-the day went by pleasantly enough.</p>
-
-<p>“And so that’s hunting, is it?” said Miss Dunstable.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, that’s hunting,” said Mr. Sowerby.</p>
-
-<p>“I did not see any gentleman do anything that I could not do myself,
-except there was one young man slipped off into the mud; and I shouldn’t
-like that.”</p>
-
-<p>“But there was no breaking of bones, was there, my dear?” said
-Mrs. Harold Smith.</p>
-
-<p>“And nobody caught any foxes,” said Miss Dunstable. “The fact is,
-Mrs. Smith, that I don’t think much more of their sport than I do of their
-business. I shall take to hunting a pack of hounds myself after this.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do, my dear, and I’ll be your whipper-in. I wonder whether Mrs.
-Proudie would join us.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">155</span></p>
-
-<p>“I shall be writing to the duke to-night,” said Mr. Fothergill to Mark,
-as they were all riding up to the stable-yard together. “You will let me
-tell his grace that you will accept his invitation—will you not?”</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word, the duke is very kind,” said Mark.</p>
-
-<p>“He is very anxious to know you, I can assure you,” said Fothergill.</p>
-
-<p>What could a young flattered fool of a parson do, but say that he
-would go? Mark did say that he would go; and, in the course of the
-evening his friend Mr. Sowerby congratulated him, and the bishop joked
-with him and said that he knew that he would not give up good company
-so soon; and Miss Dunstable said she would make him her chaplain as
-soon as parliament would allow quack doctors to have such articles—an
-allusion which Mark did not understand, till he learned that Miss Dunstable
-was herself the proprietress of the celebrated Oil of Lebanon, invented by
-her late respected father, and patented by him with such wonderful results
-in the way of accumulated fortune; and Mrs. Proudie made him quite one
-of their party, talking to him about all manner of church subjects; and
-then at last, even Miss Proudie smiled on him, when she learned that he
-had been thought worthy of a bed at a duke’s castle. And all the world
-seemed to be open to him.</p>
-
-<p>But he could not make himself happy that evening. On the next
-morning he must write to his wife; and he could already see the look of
-painful sorrow which would fall upon his Fanny’s brow when she learned
-that her husband was going to be a guest at the Duke of Omnium’s. And
-he must tell her to send him money, and money was scarce. And then, as
-to Lady Lufton, should he send her some message, or should he not? In
-either case he must declare war against her. And then did he not owe
-everything to Lady Lufton? And thus in spite of all his triumphs he
-could not get himself to bed in a happy frame of mind.</p>
-
-<p>On the next day, which was Friday, he postponed the disagreeable task
-of writing. Saturday would do as well; and on Saturday morning, before
-they all started for Barchester, he did write. And his letter ran as
-<span class="locked">follows:—</span></p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p class="right">
-
-“Chaldicotes,—November, 185—.
-</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Dearest Love</span>,—You will be astonished when I tell you how gay we all are
-here, and what further dissipations are in store for us. The Arabins, as you supposed,
-are not of our party; but the Proudies are,—as you supposed also. Your suppositions
-are always right. And what will you think when I tell you that I am to sleep at the
-palace on Saturday? You know that there is to be a lecture in Barchester on that day.
-Well; we must all go, of course, as Harold Smith, one of our set here, is to give it.
-And now it turns out that we cannot get back the same night because there is no moon;
-and Mrs. Bishop would not allow that my cloth should be contaminated by an hotel;—very
-kind and considerate, is it not?</p>
-
-<p>“But I have a more astounding piece of news for you than this. There is to be a
-great party at Gatherum Castle next week, and they have talked me over into accepting
-an invitation which the duke sent expressly to me. I refused at first; but everybody
-here said that my doing so would be so strange; and then they all wanted to know my
-reason. When I came to render it, I did not know what reason I had to give. The
-bishop is going, and he thought it very odd that I should not go also, seeing that I was
-asked.</p>
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">156</span>
-<p>“I know what my own darling will think, and I know that she will not be pleased,
-and I must put off my defence till I return to her from this ogre-land,—if ever I do get
-back alive. But joking apart, Fanny, I think that I should have been wrong to stand
-out, when so much was said about it. I should have been seeming to take upon myself
-to sit in judgment upon the duke. I doubt if there be a single clergyman in the
-diocese, under fifty years of age, who would have refused the invitation under such circumstances,—unless
-it be Crawley, who is so mad on the subject that he thinks it
-almost wrong to take a walk out of his own parish.</p>
-
-<p>“I must stay at Gatherum Castle over Sunday week—indeed, we only go there on
-Friday. I have written to Jones about the duties. I can make it up to him, as I know
-he wishes to go into Wales at Christmas. My wanderings will all be over then, and he
-may go for a couple of months if he pleases. I suppose you will take my classes in the
-school on Sunday, as well as your own; but pray make them have a good fire. If this
-is too much for you, make Mrs. Podgens take the boys. Indeed I think that will
-be better.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course you will tell her ladyship of my whereabouts. Tell her from me, that as
-regards the bishop, as well as regarding another great personage, the colour has been
-laid on perhaps a little too thickly. Not that Lady Lufton would ever like him. Make
-her understand that my going to the duke’s has almost become a matter of conscience
-with me. I have not known how to make it appear that it would be right for me to
-refuse, without absolutely making a party matter of it. I saw that it would be said,
-that I, coming from Lady Lufton’s parish, could not go to the Duke of Omnium’s.
-This I did not choose.</p>
-
-<p>“I find that I shall want a little more money before I leave here, five or ten pounds—say
-ten pounds. If you cannot spare it, get it from Davis. He owes me more than
-that, a good deal.</p>
-
-<p>“And now, God bless and preserve you, my own love. Kiss my darling bairns for
-papa, and give them my blessing.</p>
-
-<p class="right">
-<span style="margin-right: 3em;">“Always and ever your own,</span><br />
-“M. R.”
-</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>And then there was written, on an outside scrap which was folded
-round the full-written sheet of paper, “Make it as smooth at Framley
-Court as possible.”</p>
-
-<p>However strong, and reasonable, and unanswerable the body of Mark’s
-letter may have been, all his hesitation, weakness, doubt, and fear, were
-expressed in this short postscript.</p>
-
-<h3>CHAPTER V.<br />
-
-<span class="subhead"><span class="smcap">Amantium Iræ Amoris Integratio.</span></span>
-</h3>
-
-<p>And now, with my reader’s consent, I will follow the postman with that
-letter to Framley; not by its own circuitous route indeed, or by the same
-mode of conveyance; for that letter went into Barchester by the Courcy
-night mail-cart, which, on its road, passes through the villages of Uffley
-and Chaldicotes, reaching Barchester in time for the up mail-train to
-London. By that train, the letter was sent towards the metropolis as far
-as the junction of the Barset branch line, but there it was turned in its
-course, and came down again by the main line as far as Silverbridge; at
-which place, between six and seven in the morning, it was shouldered by<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">157</span>
-the Framley footpost messenger, and in due course delivered at the Framley
-Parsonage exactly as Mrs. Robarts had finished reading prayers to the four
-servants. Or, I should say rather, that such would in its usual course
-have been that letter’s destiny. As it was, however, it reached Silverbridge
-on Sunday, and lay there till the Monday, as the Framley people
-have declined their Sunday post. And then again, when the letter was
-delivered at the parsonage, on that wet Monday morning, Mrs. Robarts
-was not at home. As we are all aware, she was staying with her ladyship
-at Framley Court.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, but it’s mortial wet,” said the shivering postman as he handed
-in that and the vicar’s newspaper. The vicar was a man of the world, and
-took the <i>Jupiter</i>.</p>
-
-<p>“Come in, Robin postman, and warm theeself awhile,” said Jemima
-the cook, pushing a stool a little to one side, but still well in front of the
-big kitchen fire.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I dudna jist know how it’ll be. The wery ’edges ’as eyes and
-tells on me in Silverbridge, if I so much as stops to pick a blackberry.”</p>
-
-<p>“There bain’t no hedges here, mon, nor yet no blackberries; so sit
-thee down and warm theeself. That’s better nor blackberries I’m
-thinking,” and she handed him a bowl of tea with a slice of buttered
-toast.</p>
-
-<p>Robin postman took the proffered tea, put his dripping hat on the
-ground, and thanked Jemima cook. “But I dudna jist know how it’ll be,”
-said he; “only it do pour so tarnation heavy.” Which among us, O my
-readers, could have withstood that temptation?</p>
-
-<p>Such was the circuitous course of Mark’s letter; but as it left Chaldicotes
-on Saturday evening, and reached Mrs. Robarts on the following
-morning, or would have done, but for that intervening Sunday, doing all
-its peregrinations during the night, it may be held that its course of
-transport was not inconveniently arranged. We, however, will travel by a
-much shorter route.</p>
-
-<p>Robin, in the course of his daily travels, passed, first the post-office at
-Framley, then the Framley Court back entrance, and then the vicar’s house,
-so that on this wet morning Jemima cook was not able to make use of
-his services in transporting this letter back to her mistress; for Robin had
-got another village before him, expectant of its letters.</p>
-
-<p>“Why didn’t thee leave it, mon, with Mr. Applejohn at the Court?”
-Mr. Applejohn was the butler who took the letter-bag. “Thee know’st as
-how missus was there.”</p>
-
-<p>And then Robin, mindful of the tea and toast, explained to her
-courteously how the law made it imperative on him to bring the letter to
-the very house that was indicated, let the owner of the letter be where she
-might; and he laid down the law very satisfactorily with sundry long-worded
-quotations. Not to much effect, however, for the housemaid
-called him an oaf; and Robin would decidedly have had the worst of it
-had not the gardener come in and taken his part. “They women knows<span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">158</span>
-nothin’, and understands nothin’,” said the gardener. “Give us hold of the
-letter. I’ll take it up to the house. It’s the master’s fist.” And then
-Robin postman went on one way, and the gardener, he went the other.
-The gardener never disliked an excuse for going up to the Court gardens,
-even on so wet a day as this.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Robarts was sitting over the drawing-room fire with Lady
-Meredith, when her husband’s letter was brought to her. The Framley
-Court letter-bag had been discussed at breakfast; but that was now nearly
-an hour since, and Lady Lufton, as was her wont, was away in her own
-room writing her own letters, and looking after her own matters; for
-Lady Lufton was a person who dealt in figures herself, and understood
-business almost as well as Harold Smith. And on that morning she also
-had received a letter which had displeased her not a little. Whence arose
-this displeasure neither Mrs. Robarts nor Lady Meredith knew; but her
-ladyship’s brow had grown black at breakfast time; she had bundled up an
-ominous-looking epistle into her bag without speaking of it, and had left
-the room immediately that breakfast was over.</p>
-
-<p>“There’s something wrong,” said Sir George.</p>
-
-<p>“Mamma does fret herself so much about Ludovic’s money matters,”
-said Lady Meredith. Ludovic was Lord Lufton,—Ludovic Lufton,
-Baron Lufton of Lufton, in the county of Oxfordshire.</p>
-
-<p>“And yet I don’t think Lufton gets much astray,” said Sir George, as
-he sauntered out of the room. “Well, Justy; we’ll put off going then
-till to-morrow; but remember, it must be the first train.” Lady Meredith
-said she would remember, and then they went into the drawing-room, and
-there Mrs. Robarts received her letter.</p>
-
-<p>Fanny, when she read it, hardly at first realized to herself the idea that
-her husband, the clergyman of Framley, the family clerical friend of Lady
-Lufton’s establishment, was going to stay with the Duke of Omnium. It
-was so thoroughly understood at Framley Court that the duke and all
-belonging to him was noxious and damnable. He was a Whig, he was a
-bachelor, he was a gambler, he was immoral in every way, he was a man
-of no church principle, a corrupter of youth, a sworn foe of young wives, a
-swallower up of small men’s patrimonies; a man whom mothers feared for
-their sons, and sisters for their brothers; and worse again, whom fathers
-had cause to fear for their daughters, and brothers for their sisters;—a man
-who, with his belongings, dwelt, and must dwell, poles asunder from Lady
-Lufton and her belongings!</p>
-
-<p>And it must be remembered that all these evil things were fully
-believed by Mrs. Robarts. Could it really be that her husband was going
-to dwell in the halls of Apollyon, to shelter himself beneath the wings of
-this very Lucifer? A cloud of sorrow settled upon her face, and then she
-read the letter again very slowly, not omitting the tell-tale postscript.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Justinia!” at last she said.</p>
-
-<p>“What, have you got bad news, too?”</p>
-
-<p>“I hardly know how to tell you what has occurred. There; I suppose<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">159</span>
-you had better read it;” and she handed her husband’s epistle to Lady
-Meredith,—keeping back, however, the postscript.</p>
-
-<p>“What on earth will her ladyship say now?” said Lady Meredith, as
-she folded the paper, and replaced it in the envelope.</p>
-
-<p>“What had I better do, Justinia? how had I better tell her?” And
-then the two ladies put their heads together, bethinking themselves how
-they might best deprecate the wrath of Lady Lufton. It had been arranged
-that Mrs. Robarts should go back to the parsonage after lunch, and she
-had persisted in her intention after it had been settled that the Merediths
-were to stay over that evening. Lady Meredith now advised her friend to
-carry out this determination without saying anything about her husband’s
-terrible iniquities, and then to send the letter up to Lady Lufton as soon as
-she reached the parsonage. “Mamma will never know that you received it
-here,” said Lady Meredith.</p>
-
-<p>But Mrs. Robarts would not consent to this. Such a course seemed to
-her to be cowardly. She knew that her husband was doing wrong; she
-felt that he knew it himself; but still it was necessary that she should
-defend him. However terrible might be the storm, it must break upon
-her own head. So she at once went up and tapped at Lady Lufton’s
-private door; and as she did so Lady Meredith followed her.</p>
-
-<p>“Come in,” said Lady Lufton, and the voice did not sound soft and
-pleasant. When they entered, they found her sitting at her little writing
-table, with her head resting on her arm, and that letter which she had
-received that morning was lying open on the table before her. Indeed
-there were two letters now there, one from a London lawyer to herself, and
-the other from her son to that London lawyer. It needs only be explained
-that the subject of those letters was the immediate sale of that outlying
-portion of the Lufton property in Oxfordshire, as to which Mr. Sowerby
-once spoke. Lord Lufton had told the lawyer that the thing must be
-done at once, adding that his friend Robarts would have explained the
-whole affair to his mother. And then the lawyer had written to
-Lady Lufton, as indeed was necessary; but unfortunately Lady Lufton
-had not hitherto heard a word of the matter.</p>
-
-<p>In her eyes, the sale of family property was horrible; the fact that a
-young man with some fifteen or twenty thousand a year should require
-subsidiary money was horrible; that her own son should have not written
-to her himself was horrible; and it was also horrible that her own pet, the
-clergyman whom she had brought there to be her son’s friend, should be
-mixed up in the matter,—should be cognizant of it while she was not cognizant,—should
-be employed in it as a go-between and agent in her son’s
-bad courses. It was all horrible, and Lady Lufton was sitting there with
-a black brow and an uneasy heart. As regarded our poor parson, we may
-say that in this matter he was blameless, except that he had hitherto
-lacked the courage to execute his friend’s commission.</p>
-
-<p>“What is it, Fanny?” said Lady Lufton as soon as the door was opened;
-“I should have been down in half-an-hour, if you wanted me, Justinia.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">160</span></p>
-
-<p>“Fanny has received a letter which makes her wish to speak to you
-at once,” said Lady Meredith.</p>
-
-<p>“What letter, Fanny?”</p>
-
-<p>Poor Fanny’s heart was in her mouth; she held it in her hand, but
-had not yet quite made up her mind whether she would show it bodily to
-Lady Lufton.</p>
-
-<p>“From Mr. Robarts,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“Well; I suppose he is going to stay another week at Chaldicotes.
-For my part I should be as well pleased;” and Lady Lufton’s voice was
-not friendly, for she was thinking of that farm in Oxfordshire. The
-imprudence of the young is very sore to the prudence of their elders.
-No woman could be less covetous, less grasping than Lady Lufton; but
-the sale of a portion of the old family property was to her as the loss of
-her own heart’s blood.</p>
-
-<p>“Here is the letter, Lady Lufton; perhaps you had better read it;”
-and Fanny handed it to her, again keeping back the postscript. She had
-read and re-read the letter downstairs, but could not make out whether her
-husband had intended her to show it. From the line of the argument she
-thought that he must have done so. At any rate he said for himself more
-than she could say for him, and so, probably, it was best that her ladyship
-should see it.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Lufton took it, and read it, and her face grew blacker and blacker.
-Her mind was set against the writer before she began it, and every word
-in it tended to make her feel more estranged from him. “Oh, he is going
-to the palace, is he—well; he must choose his own friends. Harold Smith
-one of his party! It’s a pity, my dear, he did not see Miss Proudie before
-he met you, he might have lived to be the bishop’s chaplain. Gatherum
-Castle! You don’t mean to tell me that he is going there? Then I tell
-you fairly, Fanny, that I have done with him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Lady Lufton, don’t say that,” said Mrs. Robarts, with tears in
-her eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Mamma, mamma, don’t speak in that way,” said Lady Meredith.</p>
-
-<p>“But my dear, what am I to say? I must speak in that way. You
-would not wish me to speak falsehoods, would you? A man must choose
-for himself, but he can’t live with two different sets of people; at least,
-not if I belong to one and the Duke of Omnium to the other. The bishop
-going indeed! If there be anything that I hate it is hypocrisy.”</p>
-
-<p>“There is no hypocrisy in that, Lady Lufton.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I say there is, Fanny. Very strange, indeed! ‘Put off his
-defence!’ Why should a man need any defence to his wife if he acts in a
-straightforward way. His own language condemns him: ‘Wrong to stand
-out!’ Now, will either of you tell me that Mr. Robarts would really have
-thought it wrong to refuse that invitation? I say that that is hypocrisy.
-There is no other word for it.”</p>
-
-<p>By this time the poor wife, who had been in tears, was wiping them
-away and preparing for action. Lady Lufton’s extreme severity gave her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">161</span>
-courage. She knew that it behoved her to fight for her husband when he
-was thus attacked. Had Lady Lufton been moderate in her remarks Mrs.
-Robarts would not have had a word to say.</p>
-
-<p>“My husband may have been ill-judged,” she said, “but he is no
-hypocrite.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well, my dear, I dare say you know better than I; but to me
-it looks extremely like hypocrisy: eh, Justinia?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, mamma, do be moderate.”</p>
-
-<p>“Moderate! That’s all very well. How is one to moderate one’s
-feelings when one has been betrayed?”</p>
-
-<p>“You do not mean that Mr. Robarts has betrayed you?” said
-the wife.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no; of course not.” And then she went on reading the letter:
-“‘Seem to have been standing in judgment upon the duke.’ Might he not
-use the same argument as to going into any house in the kingdom, however
-infamous? We must all stand in judgment one upon another in that sense.
-‘Crawley!’ Yes; if he were a little more like Mr. Crawley it would be a
-good thing for me, and for the parish, and for you too, my dear. God
-forgive me for bringing him here; that’s all.”</p>
-
-<p>“Lady Lufton, I must say that you are very hard upon him—very
-hard. I did not expect it from such a friend.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear, you ought to know me well enough to be sure that I shall
-speak my mind. ‘Written to Jones’—yes; it is easy enough to write to
-poor Jones. He had better write to Jones, and bid him do the whole duty.
-Then he can go and be the duke’s domestic chaplain.”</p>
-
-<p>“I believe my husband does as much of his own duty as any clergyman
-in the whole diocese,” said Mrs. Robarts, now again in tears.</p>
-
-<p>“And you are to take his work in the school; you and Mrs. Podgens.
-What with his curate and his wife and Mrs. Podgens, I don’t see why he
-should come back at all.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, mamma,” said Justinia, “pray, pray don’t be so harsh to her.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let me finish it, my dear,—oh, here I come. ‘Tell her ladyship my
-whereabouts.’ He little thought you’d show me this letter.”</p>
-
-<p>“Didn’t he?” said Mrs. Robarts, putting out her hand to get it back,
-but in vain. “I thought it was for the best; I did indeed.”</p>
-
-<p>“I had better finish it now, if you please. What is this? How does
-he dare send his ribald jokes to me in such a matter? No, I do not
-suppose I ever shall like Dr. Proudie; I have never expected it. A
-matter of conscience with him! Well—well, well. Had I not read it
-myself, I could not have believed it of him; I would not positively have
-believed it. ‘Coming from my parish he could not go to the Duke of
-Omnium!’ And it is what I would wish to have said. People fit for
-this parish should not be fit for the Duke of Omnium’s house. And I
-had trusted that he would have this feeling more strongly than any one
-else in it. I have been deceived—that’s all.”</p>
-
-<p>“He has done nothing to deceive you, Lady Lufton.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">162</span></p>
-
-<p>“I hope he will not have deceived you, my dear. ‘More money;’ yes,
-it is probable that he will want more money. There is your letter, Fanny.
-I am very sorry for it. I can say nothing more.” And she folded up the
-letter and gave it back to Mrs. Robarts.</p>
-
-<p>“I thought it right to show it you,” said Mrs. Robarts.</p>
-
-<p>“It did not much matter whether you did or no; of course I must
-have been told.”</p>
-
-<p>“He especially begs me to tell you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, yes; he could not very well have kept me in the dark in such
-a matter. He could not neglect his own work, and go and live with
-gamblers and adulterers at the Duke of Omnium’s without my knowing
-it.”</p>
-
-<p>And now Fanny Robarts’s cup was full, full to the overflowing. When
-she heard these words she forgot all about Lady Lufton, all about Lady
-Meredith, and remembered only her husband,—that he was her husband,
-and, in spite of his faults, a good and loving husband;—and that other fact
-also she remembered, that she was his wife.</p>
-
-<p>“Lady Lufton,” she said, “you forget yourself in speaking in that way
-of my husband.”</p>
-
-<p>“What!” said her ladyship; “you are to show me such a letter as that,
-and I am not to tell you what I think?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not if you think such hard things as that. Even you are not justified
-in speaking to me in that way, and I will not hear it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Heighty-tighty,” said her ladyship.</p>
-
-<p>“Whether or no he is right in going to the Duke of Omnium’s, I will
-not pretend to judge. He is the judge of his own actions, and neither
-you nor I.”</p>
-
-<p>“And when he leaves you with the butcher’s bill unpaid and no
-money to buy shoes for the children, who will be the judge then?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not you, Lady Lufton. If such bad days should ever come—and
-neither you nor I have a right to expect them—I will not come to you in
-my troubles; not after this.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well, my dear. You may go to the Duke of Omnium if that
-suits you better.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fanny, come away,” said Lady Meredith. “Why should you try to
-anger my mother?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t want to anger her; but I won’t hear him abused in that way
-without speaking up for him. If I don’t defend him, who will? Lady
-Lufton has said terrible things about him; and they are not true.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Fanny!” said Justinia.</p>
-
-<p>“Very well, very well!” said Lady Lufton. “This is the sort of
-return that one gets.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know what you mean by return, Lady Lufton: but would
-you wish me to stand by quietly and hear such things said of my husband?
-He does not live with such people as you have named. He does
-not neglect his duties. If every clergyman were as much in his parish, it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">163</span>
-would be well for some of them. And in going to such a house as the
-Duke of Omnium’s it does make a difference that he goes there in
-company with the bishop. I can’t explain why, but I know that it does.”</p>
-
-<p>“Especially when the bishop is coupled up with the devil, as Mr.
-Robarts has done,” said Lady Lufton; “he can join the duke with them
-and then they’ll stand for the three Graces, won’t they, Justinia?” And
-Lady Lufton laughed a bitter little laugh at her own wit.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose I may go now, Lady Lufton.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, certainly, my dear.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am sorry if I have made you angry with me; but I will not allow
-any one to speak against Mr. Robarts without answering them. You have
-been very unjust to him; and even though I do anger you, I must say so.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come, Fanny; this is too bad,” said Lady Lufton. “You have been
-scolding me for the last half-hour because I would not congratulate you on
-this new friend that your husband has made, and now you are going to
-begin it all over again. That is more than I can stand. If you have
-nothing else particular to say, you might as well leave me.” And Lady
-Lufton’s face as she spoke was unbending, severe, and harsh.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Robarts had never before been so spoken to by her old friend;
-indeed she had never been so spoken to by any one, and she hardly knew
-how to bear herself.</p>
-
-<p>“Very well, Lady Lufton,” she said; “then I will go. Good-bye.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good-bye,” said Lady Lufton, and turning herself to her table she
-began to arrange her papers. Fanny had never before left Framley Court
-to go back to her own parsonage without a warm embrace. Now she was
-to do so without even having her hand taken. Had it come to this, that
-there was absolutely to be a quarrel between them,—a quarrel for ever?</p>
-
-<p>“Fanny is going, you know, mamma,” said Lady Meredith. “She will
-be home before you are down again.”</p>
-
-<p>“I cannot help it, my dear. Fanny must do as she pleases. I am not
-to be the judge of her actions. She has just told me so.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Robarts had said nothing of the kind, but she was far too proud
-to point this out. So with a gentle step she retreated through the door,
-and then Lady Meredith, having tried what a conciliatory whisper with
-her mother would do, followed her. Alas, the conciliatory whisper was
-altogether ineffectual!</p>
-
-<p>The two ladies said nothing as they descended the stairs, but when
-they had regained the drawing-room they looked with blank horror into
-each other’s faces. What were they to do now? Of such a tragedy as
-this they had had no remotest preconception. Was it absolutely the case
-that Fanny Robarts was to walk out of Lady Lufton’s house as a declared
-enemy,—she who, before her marriage as well as since, had been almost
-treated as an adopted daughter of the family?</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Fanny, why did you answer my mother in that way?” said Lady
-Meredith. “You saw that she was vexed. She had other things to vex
-her besides this about Mr. Robarts.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">164</span></p>
-
-<p>“And would not you answer any one who attacked Sir George?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, not my own mother. I would let her say what she pleased, and
-leave Sir George to fight his own battles.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, but it is different with you. You are her daughter, and Sir
-George——she would not dare to speak in that way as to Sir George’s
-doings.”</p>
-
-<p>“Indeed she would, if it pleased her. I am sorry I let you go up
-to her.”</p>
-
-<p>“It is as well that it should be over, Justinia. As those are her
-thoughts about Mr. Roberts, it is quite as well that we should know them.
-Even for all that I owe to her, and all the love I bear to you, I will not
-come to this house if I am to hear my husband abused;—not into any
-house.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dearest Fanny, we all know what happens when two angry people
-get together.”</p>
-
-<p>“I was not angry when I went up to her; not in the least.”</p>
-
-<p>“It is no good looking back. What are we to do now, Fanny?”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose I had better go home,” said Mrs. Robarts. “I will go and
-put my things up, and then I will send James for them.”</p>
-
-<p>“Wait till after lunch, and then you will be able to kiss my mother
-before you leave us.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, Justinia; I cannot wait. I must answer Mr. Robarts by this
-post, and I must think what I have to say to him. I could not write that
-letter here, and the post goes at four.” And Mrs. Robarts got up from her
-chair, preparatory to her final departure.</p>
-
-<p>“I shall come to you before dinner,” said Lady Meredith; “and if I can
-bring you good tidings, I shall expect you to come back here with me. It
-is out of the question that I should go away from Framley leaving you and
-my mother at enmity with each other.”</p>
-
-<p>To this Mrs. Robarts made no answer; and in a very few minutes
-afterwards she was in her own nursery, kissing her children, and teaching
-the elder one to say something about papa. But, even as she taught him,
-the tears stood in her eyes, and the little fellow knew that everything was
-not right.</p>
-
-<p>And there she sat till about two, doing little odds and ends of things
-for the children, and allowing that occupation to stand as an excuse to her
-for not commencing her letter. But then there remained only two hours
-to her, and it might be that the letter would be difficult in the writing—would
-require thought and changes, and must needs be copied, perhaps
-more than once. As to the money, that she had in the house—as much,
-at least, as Mark now wanted, though the sending of it would leave her
-nearly penniless. She could, however, in case of personal need, resort to
-Davis as desired by him.</p>
-
-<p>So she got out her desk in the drawing-room and sat down and wrote
-her letter. It was difficult, though she found that it hardly took so long as
-she expected. It was difficult, for she felt bound to tell him the truth;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">165</span>
-and yet she was anxious not to spoil all his pleasure among his friends.
-She told him, however, that Lady Lufton was very angry, “unreasonably
-angry I must say,” she put in, in order to show that she had not sided
-against him. “And indeed we have quite quarrelled, and this has made
-me unhappy, as it will you, dearest; I know that. But we both know how
-good she is at heart, and Justinia thinks that she had other things to
-trouble her; and I hope it will all be made up before you come home;
-only, dearest Mark, pray do not be longer than you said in your last letter.”
-And then there were three or four paragraphs about the babies and two
-about the schools, which I may as well omit.</p>
-
-<p>She had just finished her letter, and was carefully folding it for its
-envelope, with the two whole five-pound notes imprudently placed within it,
-when she heard a footstep on the gravel path which led up from a small
-wicket to the front door. The path ran near the drawing-room window,
-and she was just in time to catch a glimpse of the last fold of a passing
-cloak. “It is Justinia,” she said to herself; and her heart became disturbed
-at the idea of again discussing the morning’s adventure. “What
-am I to do,” she had said to herself before, “if she wants me to beg her
-pardon? I will not own before her that he is in the wrong.”</p>
-
-<p>And then the door opened—for the visitor made her entrance without
-the aid of any servant—and Lady Lufton herself stood before her.
-“Fanny,” she said at once, “I have come to beg your pardon.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Lady Lufton!”</p>
-
-<p>“I was very much harassed when you came to me just now;—by more
-things than one, my dear, But, nevertheless, I should not have spoken to
-you of your husband as I did, and so I have come to beg your pardon.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Robarts was past answering by the time that this was said,—past
-answering at least in words; so she jumped up and, with her eyes full of
-tears, threw herself into her old friend’s arms. “Oh, Lady Lufton!” she
-sobbed forth again.</p>
-
-<p>“You will forgive me, won’t you?” said her ladyship, as she returned
-her young friend’s caress. “Well, that’s right. I have not been at all
-happy since you left my den this morning, and I don’t suppose you have.
-But, Fanny, dearest, we love each other too well and know each other too
-thoroughly, to have a long quarrel, don’t we?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, Lady Lufton.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course we do. Friends are not to be picked up on the road-side
-every day; nor are they to be thrown away lightly. And now sit down,
-my love, and let us have a little talk. There, I must take my bonnet off.
-You have pulled the strings so that you have almost choked me.” And
-Lady Lufton deposited her bonnet on the table and seated herself comfortably
-in the corner of the sofa.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear,” she said, “there is no duty which any woman owes to any
-other human being at all equal to that which she owes to her husband,
-and, therefore, you were quite right to stand up for Mr. Robarts this
-morning.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">166</span></p>
-
-<p>Upon this Mrs. Robarts said nothing, but she got her hand within that
-of her ladyship and gave it a slight squeeze.</p>
-
-<p>“And I loved you for what you were doing all the time. I did,
-my dear; though you were a little fierce, you know. Even Justinia
-admits that, and she has been at me ever since you went away. And
-indeed, I did not know that it was in you to look in that way out of those
-pretty eyes of yours.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Lady Lufton!”</p>
-
-<p>“But I looked fierce enough too myself, I dare say; so we’ll say
-nothing more about that; will we? But now, about this good man of
-yours?”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear Lady Lufton, you must forgive him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well: as you ask me, I will. We’ll have nothing more said about
-the duke, either now or when he comes back; not a word. Let me see—he’s
-to be back;—when is it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Wednesday week, I think.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Wednesday. Well, tell him to come and dine up at the house
-on Wednesday. He’ll be in time, I suppose, and there shan’t be a word
-said about this horrid duke.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am so much obliged to you, Lady Lufton.”</p>
-
-<p>“But look here, my dear; believe me, he’s better off without such
-friends.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I know he is; much better off.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I’m glad you admit that, for I thought you seemed to be in
-favour of the duke.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no, Lady Lufton.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s right, then. And now, if you’ll take my advice, you’ll use
-your influence, as a good, dear sweet wife as you are, to prevent his going
-there any more. I’m an old woman and he is a young man, and it’s very
-natural that he should think me behind the times. I’m not angry at that.
-But he’ll find that it’s better for him, better for him in every way, to stick
-to his old friends. It will be better for his peace of mind, better for his
-character as a clergyman, better for his pocket, better for his children and
-for you,—and better for his eternal welfare. The duke is not such a companion
-as he should seek;—nor if he is sought, should he allow himself to
-be led away.”</p>
-
-<p>And then Lady Lufton ceased, and Fanny Robarts kneeling at her
-feet sobbed, with her face hidden on her friend’s knees. She had not a
-word now to say as to her husband’s capability of judging for himself.</p>
-
-<p>“And now I must be going again; but Justinia has made me promise,—promise,
-mind you, most solemnly, that I would have you back to dinner
-to-night,—by force if necessary. It was the only way I could make my
-peace with her; so you must not leave me in the lurch.” Of course,
-Fanny said that she would go and dine at Framley Court.</p>
-
-<p>“And you must not send that letter, by any means,” said her ladyship
-as she was leaving the room, poking with her umbrella at the epistle which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">167</span>
-lay directed on Mrs. Robarts’s desk. “I can understand very well what it
-contains. You must alter it altogether, my dear.” And then Lady Lufton
-went.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Robarts instantly rushed to her desk and tore open her letter.
-She looked at her watch and it was past four. She had hardly begun
-another when the postman came. “Oh, Mary,” she said, “do make him
-wait. If he’ll wait a quarter of an hour I’ll give him a shilling.”</p>
-
-<p>“There’s no need of that, ma’am. Let him have a glass of beer.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well, Mary; but don’t give him too much, for fear he should
-drop the letters about. I’ll be ready in ten minutes.”</p>
-
-<p>And in five minutes she had scrawled a very different sort of a letter.
-But he might want the money immediately, so she would not delay it for
-a day.</p>
-
-<h3>CHAPTER VI.<br />
-
-<span class="subhead"><span class="smcap">Mr. Harold Smith’s Lecture.</span></span>
-</h3>
-
-<p>On the whole the party at Chaldicotes was very pleasant and the time
-passed away quickly enough. Mr. Robarts’s chief friend there, independently
-of Mr. Sowerby, was Miss Dunstable, who seemed to take a great
-fancy to him, whereas she was not very accessible to the blandishments of
-Mr. Supplehouse, nor more specially courteous even to her host than good
-manners required of her. But then Mr. Supplehouse and Mr. Sowerby
-were both bachelors, while Mark Robarts was a married man.</p>
-
-<p>With Mr. Sowerby Robarts had more than one communication
-respecting Lord Lufton and his affairs, which he would willingly have
-avoided had it been possible. Sowerby was one of those men who are
-always mixing up business with pleasure, and who have usually some
-scheme in their mind which requires forwarding. Men of this class have,
-as a rule, no daily work, no regular routine of labour; but it may be
-doubted whether they do not toil much more incessantly than those
-who have.</p>
-
-<p>“Lufton is so dilatory,” Mr. Sowerby said. “Why did he not arrange
-this at once, when he promised it? And then he is so afraid of that old
-woman at Framley Court. Well, my dear fellow, say what you will; she
-is an old woman and she’ll never be younger. But do write to Lufton
-and tell him that this delay is inconvenient to me; he’ll do anything for
-you, I know.”</p>
-
-<p>Mark said that he would write, and, indeed, did do so; but he did not
-at first like the tone of the conversation into which he was dragged. It
-was very painful to him to hear Lady Lufton called an old woman, and
-hardly less so to discuss the propriety of Lord Lufton’s parting with his
-property. This was irksome to him, till habit made it easy. But by
-degrees his feelings became less acute and he accustomed himself to his
-friend Sowerby’s mode of talking.</p>
-
-<p>And then on the Saturday afternoon they all went over to Barchester.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">168</span>
-Harold Smith during the last forty-eight hours had become crammed to
-overflowing with Sarawak, Labuan, New Guinea, and the Salomon Islands.
-As is the case with all men labouring under temporary specialities, he for
-the time had faith in nothing else, and was not content that any one near
-him should have any other faith. They called him Viscount Papua and
-Baron Borneo; and his wife, who headed the joke against him, insisted on
-having her title. Miss Dunstable swore that she would wed none but a
-South Sea islander; and to Mark was offered the income and duties of
-Bishop of Spices. Nor did the Proudie family set themselves against these
-little sarcastic quips with any overwhelming severity. It is sweet to
-unbend oneself at the proper opportunity, and this was the proper opportunity
-for Mrs. Proudie’s unbending. No mortal can be seriously wise at
-all hours; and in these happy hours did that usually wise mortal, the
-bishop, lay aside for awhile his serious wisdom.</p>
-
-<p>“We think of dining at five to-morrow, my Lady Papua,” said the
-facetious bishop; “will that suit his lordship and the affairs of State? he!
-he! he!” And the good prelate laughed at the fun.</p>
-
-<p>How pleasantly young men and women of fifty or thereabouts can
-joke and flirt and poke their fun about, laughing and holding their sides,
-dealing in little innuendoes and rejoicing in nicknames when they have
-no Mentors of twenty-five or thirty near them to keep them in order.
-The vicar of Framley might perhaps have been regarded as such a Mentor,
-were it not for that capability of adapting himself to the company immediately
-around him on which he so much piqued himself. He therefore
-also talked to my Lady Papua, and was jocose about the Baron,—not altogether
-to the satisfaction of Mr. Harold Smith himself.</p>
-
-<p>For Mr. Harold Smith was in earnest and did not quite relish these
-jocundities. He had an idea that he could in about three months talk the
-British world into civilizing New Guinea, and that the world of Barsetshire
-would be made to go with him by one night’s efforts. He did not understand
-why others should be less serious, and was inclined to resent somewhat
-stiffly the amenities of our friend Mark.</p>
-
-<p>“We must not keep the Baron waiting,” said Mark, as they were
-preparing to start for Barchester.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know what you mean by the Baron, sir,” said Harold Smith.
-“But perhaps the joke will be against you, when you are getting up into
-your pulpit to-morrow and sending the hat round among the clodhoppers
-of Chaldicotes.”</p>
-
-<p>“Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones; eh, Baron?”
-said Miss Dunstable. “Mr. Robarts’s sermon will be too near akin to your
-lecture to allow of his laughing.”</p>
-
-<p>“If we can do nothing towards instructing the outer world till it’s
-done by the parsons,” said Harold Smith, “the outer world will have to
-wait a long time, I fear.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nobody can do anything of that kind short of a member of parliament
-and a would-be minister,” whispered Mrs. Harold.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">169</span></p>
-
-<p>And so they were all very pleasant together, in spite of a little fencing
-with edge tools; and at three o’clock the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">cortége</i> of carriages started for
-Barchester, that of the bishop, of course, leading the way. His lordship,
-however, was not in it.</p>
-
-<p>“Mrs. Proudie, I’m sure you’ll let me go with you,” said Miss
-Dunstable, at the last moment, as she came down the big stone steps. “I
-want to hear the rest of that story about Mr. Slope.”</p>
-
-<p>Now this upset everything. The bishop was to have gone with his
-wife, Mrs. Smith, and Mark Robarts; and Mr. Sowerby had so arranged
-matters that he could have accompanied Miss Dunstable in his phaeton.
-But no one ever dreamed of denying Miss Dunstable anything. Of course
-Mark gave way; but it ended in the bishop declaring that he had no
-special predilection for his own carriage, which he did in compliance with
-a glance from his wife’s eye. Then other changes of course followed, and,
-at last, Mr. Sowerby and Harold Smith were the joint occupants of the
-phaeton.</p>
-
-<p>The poor lecturer, as he seated himself, made some remark such as
-those he had been making for the last two days—for out of a full heart the
-mouth speaketh. But he spoke to an impatient listener. “D—— the
-South Sea islanders,” said Mr. Sowerby. “You’ll have it all your own
-way in a few minutes, like a bull in a china-shop; but for Heaven’s sake
-let us have a little peace till that time comes.” It appeared that Mr.
-Sowerby’s little plan of having Miss Dunstable for his companion was not
-quite insignificant; and, indeed, it may be said that but few of his little
-plans were so. At the present moment he flung himself back in the
-carriage and prepared for sleep. He could further no plan of his by a
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">tête-à-tête</i> conversation with his brother-in-law.</p>
-
-<p>And then Mrs. Proudie began her story about Mr. Slope, or rather
-recommenced it. She was very fond of talking about this gentleman, who
-had once been her pet chaplain but was now her bitterest foe; and in
-telling the story, she had sometimes to whisper to Miss Dunstable, for
-there were one or two fie-fie little anecdotes about a married lady, not
-altogether fit for young Mr. Robarts’s ears. But Mrs. Harold Smith
-insisted on having them out loud, and Miss Dunstable would gratify that
-lady in spite of Mrs. Proudie’s winks.</p>
-
-<p>“What, kissing her hand, and he a clergyman!” said Miss Dunstable.
-“I did not think they ever did such things, Mr. Robarts.”</p>
-
-<p>“Still waters run deepest,” said Mrs. Harold Smith.</p>
-
-<p>“Hush-h-h,” looked, rather than spoke, Mrs. Proudie. “The grief
-of spirit which that bad man caused me nearly broke my heart, and all
-the while, you know, he was courting—” and then Mrs. Proudie whispered
-a name.</p>
-
-<p>“What, the dean’s wife!” shouted Miss Dunstable, in a voice which
-made the coachman of the next carriage give a chuck to his horses as he
-overheard her.</p>
-
-<p>“The archdeacon’s sister-in-law!” screamed Mrs. Harold Smith.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">170</span></p>
-
-<p>“What might he not have attempted next?” said Miss Dunstable.</p>
-
-<p>“She wasn’t the dean’s wife then, you know,” said Mrs. Proudie,
-explaining.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you’ve a gay set in the chapter, I must say,” said Miss Dunstable.
-“You ought to make one of them in Barchester, Mr. Robarts.”</p>
-
-<p>“Only perhaps Mrs. Robarts might not like it,” said Mrs. Harold Smith.</p>
-
-<p>“And then the schemes which he tried on with the bishop!” said Mrs.
-Proudie.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s all fair in love and war, you know,” said Miss Dunstable.</p>
-
-<p>“But he little knew whom he had to deal with when he began that,”
-said Mrs. Proudie.</p>
-
-<p>“The bishop was too many for him,” suggested Mrs. Harold Smith,
-very maliciously.</p>
-
-<p>“If the bishop was not, somebody else was; and he was obliged to
-leave Barchester in utter disgrace. He has since married the wife of some
-tallow chandler.”</p>
-
-<p>“The wife!” said Miss Dunstable. “What a man!”</p>
-
-<p>“Widow, I mean; but it’s all one to him.”</p>
-
-<p>“The gentleman was clearly born when Venus was in the ascendant,”
-said Mrs. Smith. “You clergymen usually are, I believe, Mr. Robarts.”
-So that Mrs. Proudie’s carriage was by no means the dullest as they drove
-into Barchester that day; and by degrees our friend Mark became accustomed
-to his companions, and before they reached the palace he acknowledged
-to himself that Miss Dunstable was very good fun.</p>
-
-<p>We cannot linger over the bishop’s dinner, though it was very good of
-its kind; and as Mr. Sowerby contrived to sit next to Miss Dunstable,
-thereby overturning a little scheme made by Mr. Supplehouse, he again
-shone forth in unclouded good humour. But Mr. Harold Smith became
-impatient immediately on the withdrawal of the cloth. The lecture was to
-begin at seven, and according to his watch that hour had already come.
-He declared that Sowerby and Supplehouse were endeavouring to delay
-matters in order that the Barchesterians might become vexed and impatient;
-and so the bishop was not allowed to exercise his hospitality in true
-episcopal fashion.</p>
-
-<p>“You forget, Sowerby,” said Supplehouse, “that the world here for the
-last fortnight has been looking forward to nothing else.”</p>
-
-<p>“The world shall be gratified at once,” said Mrs. Harold, obeying a
-little nod from Mrs. Proudie. “Come, my dear,” and she took hold of
-Miss Dunstable’s arm, “don’t let us keep Barchester waiting. We shall
-be ready in a quarter-of-an-hour, shall we not, Mrs. Proudie?” and so
-they sailed off.</p>
-
-<p>“And we shall have time for one glass of claret,” said the bishop.</p>
-
-<p>“There; that’s seven by the cathedral,” said Harold Smith, jumping
-up from his chair as he heard the clock. “If the people have come it
-would not be right in me to keep them waiting, and I shall go.”</p>
-
-<p>“Just one glass of claret, Mr. Smith; and we’ll be off,” said the bishop.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">171</span></p>
-
-<p>“Those women will keep me an hour,” said Harold, filling his glass,
-and drinking it standing. “They do it on purpose.” He was thinking of
-his wife, but it seemed to the bishop as though his guest were actually
-speaking of Mrs. Proudie!</p>
-
-<p>It was rather late when they all found themselves in the big room of
-the Mechanics’ Institute; but I do not know whether this on the whole
-did them any harm. Most of Mr. Smith’s hearers, excepting the party
-from the palace, were Barchester tradesmen with their wives and families;
-and they waited, not impatiently, for the big people. And then the lecture
-was gratis, a fact which is always borne in mind by an Englishman when
-he comes to reckon up and calculate the way in which he is treated. When
-he pays his money, then he takes his choice; he may be impatient or not
-as he likes. His sense of justice teaches him so much, and in accordance
-with that sense he usually acts.</p>
-
-<p>So the people on the benches rose graciously when the palace party
-entered the room. Seats for them had been kept in the front. There
-were three arm-chairs, which were filled, after some little hesitation, by the
-bishop, Mrs. Proudie, and Miss Dunstable—Mrs. Smith positively declining
-to take one of them; though, as she admitted, her rank as Lady Papua
-of the islands did give her some claim. And this remark, as it was made
-quite out loud, reached Mr. Smith’s ears as he stood behind a little table
-on a small raised dais, holding his white kid gloves; and it annoyed him
-and rather put him out. He did not like that joke about Lady Papua.</p>
-
-<p>And then the others of the party sat upon a front bench covered with
-red cloth. “We shall find this very hard and very narrow about the
-second hour,” said Mr. Sowerby, and Mr. Smith on his dais again overheard
-the words, and dashed his gloves down to the table. He felt that
-all the room would hear it.</p>
-
-<p>And there were one or two gentlemen on the second seat who shook
-hands with some of our party. There was Mr. Thorne of Ullathorne, a
-good-natured old bachelor, whose residence was near enough to Barchester
-to allow of his coming in without much personal inconvenience; and next
-to him was Mr. Harding, an old clergyman of the chapter, with whom
-Mrs. Proudie shook hands very graciously, making way for him to seat
-himself close behind her if he would so please. But Mr. Harding did not
-so please. Having paid his respects to the bishop he returned quietly to
-the side of his old friend Mr. Thorne, thereby angering Mrs. Proudie, as
-might easily be seen by her face. And Mr. Chadwick also was there, the
-episcopal man of business for the diocese; but he also adhered to the two
-gentlemen above named.</p>
-
-<p>And now that the bishop and the ladies had taken their places, Mr.
-Harold Smith relifted his gloves and again laid them down, hummed
-three times distinctly, and then began.</p>
-
-<p>“It was,” he said, “the most peculiar characteristic of the present era
-in the British islands that those who were high placed before the world in
-rank, wealth, and education were willing to come forward and give their<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">172</span>
-time and knowledge without fee or reward, for the advantage and amelioration
-of those who did not stand so high in the social scale.” And then he
-paused for a moment, during which Mrs. Smith remarked to Miss Dunstable
-that that was pretty well for a beginning; and Miss Dunstable replied, “that
-as for herself she felt very grateful to rank, wealth, and education.” Mr.
-Sowerby winked to Mr. Supplehouse, who opened his eyes very wide and
-shrugged his shoulders. But the Barchesterians took it all in good part
-and gave the lecturer the applause of their hands and feet.</p>
-
-<p>And then, well pleased, he recommenced—“I do not make these
-remarks with reference to <span class="locked">myself——”</span></p>
-
-<p>“I hope he’s not going to be modest,” said Miss Dunstable.</p>
-
-<p>“It will be quite new if he is,” replied Mrs. Smith.</p>
-
-<p>“——so much as to many noble and talented lords and members of
-the lower house who have lately from time to time devoted themselves to
-this good work.” And then he went through a long list of peers and
-members of parliament, beginning, of course, with Lord Boanerges, and
-ending with Mr. Green Walker, a young gentleman who had lately been
-returned by his uncle’s interest for the borough of Crew Junction, and had
-immediately made his entrance into public life by giving a lecture on the
-grammarians of the Latin language as exemplified at Eton school.</p>
-
-<p>“On the present occasion,” Mr. Smith continued, “our object is to
-learn something as to those grand and magnificent islands which lie far
-away, beyond the Indies, in the Southern Ocean; the lands of which
-produce rich spices and glorious fruits, and whose seas are imbedded with
-pearls and corals, Papua and the Philippines, Borneo and the Moluccas.
-My friends, you are familiar with your maps, and you know the track
-which the equator makes for itself through those distant oceans.” And
-then many heads were turned down, and there was a rustle of leaves; for
-not a few of those “who stood not so high in the social scale” had brought
-their maps with them, and refreshed their memories as to the whereabouts
-of these wondrous islands.</p>
-
-<p>And then Mr. Smith also, with a map in his hand, and pointing
-occasionally to another large map which hung against the wall, went into
-the geography of the matter. “We might have found that out from our
-atlases, I think, without coming all the way to Barchester,” said that unsympathizing
-helpmate Mrs. Harold, very cruelly—most illogically too, for
-there be so many things which we could find out ourselves by search, but
-which we never do find out unless they be specially told us; and why
-should not the latitude and longitude of Labuan be one—or rather two of
-these things?</p>
-
-<p>And then, when he had duly marked the path of the line through
-Borneo, Celebes, and Gilolo, through the Macassar strait and the Molucca
-passage, Mr. Harold Smith rose to a higher flight. “But what,” said he,
-“avails all that God can give to man, unless man will open his hand to
-receive the gift? And what is this opening of the hand but the process of
-civilization—yes, my friends, the process of civilization? These South Sea<span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">173</span>
-islanders have all that a kind Providence can bestow on them; but that all
-is as nothing without education. That education and that civilization it is
-for you to bestow upon them—yes, my friends, for you; for you, citizens
-of Barchester as you are.” And then he paused again, in order that the
-feet and hands might go to work. The feet and hands did go to work,
-during which Mr. Smith took a slight drink of water.</p>
-
-<p>He was now quite in his element and had got into the proper way of
-punching the table with his fists. A few words dropping from Mr.
-Sowerby did now and again find their way to his ears, but the sound of
-his own voice had brought with it the accustomed charm, and he ran
-on from platitude to truism, and from truism back to platitude, with an
-eloquence that was charming to himself.</p>
-
-<p>“Civilization,” he exclaimed, lifting up his eyes and hands to the
-ceiling. “Oh, <span class="locked">civilization——”</span></p>
-
-<p>“There will not be a chance for us now for the next hour and a half,”
-said Mr. Supplehouse groaning.</p>
-
-<p>Harold Smith cast one eye down at him, but it immediately flew back
-to the ceiling.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, civilization! thou that ennoblest mankind and makest him equal
-to the gods, what is like unto thee?” Here Mrs. Proudie showed evident
-signs of disapprobation, which no doubt would have been shared by the
-bishop, had not that worthy prelate been asleep. But Mr. Smith continued
-unobservant; or, at any rate, regardless.</p>
-
-<p>“What is like unto thee? Thou art the irrigating stream which
-makest fertile the barren plain. Till thou comest all is dark and dreary;
-but at thy advent the noontide sun shines out, the earth gives forth her
-increase; the deep bowels of the rocks render up their tribute. Forms
-which were dull and hideous become endowed with grace and beauty, and
-vegetable existence rises to the scale of celestial life. Then, too, genius
-appears clad in a panoply of translucent armour, grasping in his hand the
-whole terrestrial surface, and making every rood of earth subservient to
-his purposes;—Genius, the child of civilization, the mother of the Arts!”</p>
-
-<p>The last little bit, taken from the Pedigree of Progress, had a great
-success and all Barchester went to work with its hands and feet;—all
-Barchester, except that ill-natured aristocratic front-row together with the
-three arm-chairs at the corner of it. The aristocratic front-row felt itself
-to be too intimate with civilization to care much about it; and the three
-arm-chairs, or rather that special one which contained Mrs. Proudie, considered
-that there was a certain heathenness, a pagan sentimentality almost
-amounting to infidelity, contained in the lecturer’s remarks, with which she,
-a pillar of the church, could not put up, seated as she was now in public
-conclave.</p>
-
-<p>“It is to civilization that we must look,” continued Mr. Harold Smith,
-descending from poetry to prose as a lecturer well knows how, and thereby
-showing the value of both—“for any material progress in these islands;
-<span class="locked">and——”</span></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">174</span></p>
-
-<p>“And to Christianity,” shouted Mrs. Proudie, to the great amazement
-of the assembled people and to the thorough wakening of the bishop, who,
-jumping up in his chair at the sound of the well-known voice, exclaimed,
-“Certainly, certainly.”</p>
-
-<p>“Hear, hear, hear,” said those on the benches who particularly
-belonged to Mrs. Proudie’s school of divinity in the city, and among the
-voices was distinctly heard that of a new verger in whose behalf she had
-greatly interested herself.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, Christianity of course,” said Harold Smith, upon whom the
-interruption did not seem to operate favourably.</p>
-
-<p>“Christianity and Sabbath-day observance,” exclaimed Mrs. Proudie,
-who now that she had obtained the ear of the public seemed well inclined
-to keep it. “Let us never forget that these islanders can never prosper
-unless they keep the Sabbath holy.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor Mr. Smith, having been so rudely dragged from his high horse,
-was never able to mount it again, and completed the lecture in a manner
-not at all comfortable to himself. He had there, on the table before him,
-a huge bundle of statistics with which he had meant to convince the
-reason of his hearers after he had taken full possession of their feelings.
-But they fell very dull and flat. And at the moment when he was interrupted
-he was about to explain that that material progress to which he
-had alluded could not be attained without money; and that it behoved
-them, the people of Barchester before him, to come forward with their
-purses like men and brothers. He did also attempt this; but from the
-moment of that fatal onslaught from the arm-chair, it was clear to him
-and to every one else, that Mrs. Proudie was now the hero of the hour.
-His time had gone by, and the people of Barchester did not care a straw
-for his appeal.</p>
-
-<p>From these causes the lecture was over full twenty minutes earlier than
-any one had expected, to the great delight of Messrs. Sowerby and Supplehouse,
-who, on that evening, moved and carried a vote of thanks to Mrs.
-Proudie. For they had gay doings yet before they went to their beds.</p>
-
-<p>“Robarts, here one moment,” Mr. Sowerby said, as they were standing
-at the door of the Mechanics’ Institute. “Don’t you go off with Mr. and
-Mrs. Bishop. We are going to have a little supper at the Dragon of
-Wantly, and after what we have gone through upon my word we want
-it. You can tell one of the palace servants to let you in.”</p>
-
-<p>Mark considered the proposal wistfully. He would fain have joined
-the supper-party had he dared; but he, like many others of his cloth, had
-the fear of Mrs. Proudie before his eyes.</p>
-
-<p>And a very merry supper they had; but poor Mr. Harold Smith was
-not the merriest of the party.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_175" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">175</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Tithonus">Tithonus.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0"><span class="firstword">Ay</span> me! ay me! the woods decay and fall,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The vapours weep their burthen to the ground,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Man comes and tills the earth and lies beneath,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And after many a summer dies the swan.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Me only cruel immortality</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Consumes: I wither slowly in thine arms,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Here at the quiet limit of the world,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">A white-hair’d shadow roaming like a dream</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The ever silent spaces of the East,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Far-folded mists, and gleaming halls of morn.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent2">Alas! for this gray shadow, once a man—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">So glorious in his beauty and thy choice,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Who madest him thy chosen, that he seem’d</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To his great heart none other than a God!</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">I ask’d thee, “Give me immortality.”</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Then didst thou grant mine asking with a smile,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Like wealthy men who care not how they give.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But thy strong Hours indignant work’d their wills,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And beat me down and marr’d and wasted me,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And tho’ they could not end me, left me maim’d</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To dwell in presence of immortal youth,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Immortal age beside immortal youth,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And all I was, in ashes. Can thy love,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Thy beauty, make amends, tho’ even now,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Close over us, the silver star, thy guide,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Shines in those tremulous eyes that fill with tears</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To hear me? Let me go: take back thy gift:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Why should a man desire in any way</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To vary from the kindly race of men,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Or pass beyond the goal of ordinance</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Where all should pause, as is most meet for all?</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent2">A soft air fans the cloud apart; there comes</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">A glimpse of that dark world where I was born.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Once more the old mysterious glimmer steals</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">From thy pure brows, and from thy shoulders pure,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And bosom beating with a heart renew’d.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Thy cheek begins to redden thro’ the gloom,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Thy sweet eyes brighten slowly close to mine,</div><span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">176</span>
- <div class="verse indent0">Ere yet they blind the stars, and that wild team</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Which love thee, yearning for thy yoke, arise,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And shake the darkness from their loosen’d manes,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And beat the twilight into flakes of fire.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent2">Lo! ever thus thou growest beautiful</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">In silence, then before thine answer given</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Departest, and thy tears are on my cheek.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent2">Why wilt thou ever scare me with thy tears,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And make me tremble lest a saying learnt,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">In days far-off, on that dark earth, be true?</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“The Gods themselves cannot recall their gifts.”</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent2">Ay me! ay me! with what another heart</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">In days far-off, and with what other eyes</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">I used to watch—if I be he that watch’d—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The lucid outline forming round thee, saw</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The dim curls kindle into sunny rings,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Changed with thy mystic change, and felt my blood</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Glow with the glow that slowly crimson’d all</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Thy presence and thy portals, while I lay,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Mouth, forehead, eyelids, growing dewy-warm</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">With kisses balmier than half-opening buds</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Of April, and could hear the lips that kiss’d</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Whispering I knew not what of wild and sweet,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Like that strange song I heard Apollo sing</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">While Ilion like a mist rose into towers.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent2">Yet hold me not for ever in thine East:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">How can my nature longer mix with thine?</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Coldly thy rosy shadows bathe me, cold</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Are all thy lights, and cold my wrinkled feet</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Upon thy glimmering thresholds, when the steam</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Floats up from those dim fields about the homes</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Of happy men that have the power to die,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And grassy barrows of the happier dead.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Release me, and restore me to the ground;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Thou seëst all things, thou wilt see my grave:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Thou wilt renew thy beauty morn by morn;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">I earth in earth forget these empty courts,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And thee returning on thy silver wheels.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="attrib"><span class="smcap">Alfred Tennyson.</span></div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_177" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">177</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="William_Hogarth">William Hogarth:<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">PAINTER, ENGRAVER, AND PHILOSOPHER.</span>
-
-<span class="subhead"><i>Essays on the Man, the Work, and the Time.</i></span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<h3>I.—<span class="smcap">Little Boy Hogarth.</span></h3>
-
-<p class="in0">“<span class="firstword">The</span> Life and Adventures of William Hogarth,”—that would be a
-taking title, indeed! To do for the great painter of manners that which
-Mr. Forster has done for their great describer, would be a captivating
-task; and, successfully accomplished, might entitle a man to wear some
-little sprig of laurel in his cap, and rest, thenceforth, on his oars. It is
-not my fortune to have the means of writing such a book; and, for many
-reasons, this performance must be limited to a series of Essays upon the
-genius and character of the <span class="smcap">Man</span> Hogarth; upon the <span class="smcap">Work</span> he was permitted,
-by a healthful, sanguine constitution and by great powers of will
-and self-reliance backboning an unflagging industry, to get through in his
-appointed span here below; and upon the curious quaint <span class="smcap">Time</span> in which he
-lived and did his work. Hogarth’s life, away from his works and times,
-would be but a barren theme. Those old Italian painting men had
-strange adventures and vicissitudes. Rafaelle’s life was one brief glorious
-romance. Leonardo had a king’s arms to die in. Buonarotti lived amidst
-battles and sieges, and held flouting matches with popes. Titian’s pencil
-was picked up by an emperor. The Germans and Dutchmen, even,
-were picturesque and eventful in their careers. Was not Rubens an ambassador?
-Are there not mysterious dealings between Rembrandt and the
-Jews that have not yet been fathomed? Did not Peter de Laar kill a
-monk? But in what manner is the historian to extract exciting elements
-from the history of a chubby little man in a cocked hat and scarlet roque-laure,
-who lived at the sign of the “Painter’s Head” in Leicester Fields,
-and died in his bed there in competence and honour; who was the son of
-a schoolmaster in the Old Bailey, and the descendant of a long line of north
-country yeomen, of whom the prime progenitor is presumed to have kept
-pigs and to have gone by the rude name of “Hogherd”—whence Hogard
-and Hogart, at last liquefied into Hogarth? Benvenuto Cellini worked for
-the silversmiths, but at least he had poniarded his man and lain for his
-sins in the dungeons of St. Angelo; our Hogarth was a plain silversmith’s
-apprentice, in Cranbourn Alley. He kept a shop afterwards, and engraved
-tankards and salvers, and never committed a graver act of violence than to
-throw a pewter pot at the head of a ruffian who had insulted him during
-an outing to Highgate. Honest man! they never sent him to Newgate or
-the Tower. Only once he was clapped up for an hour or so in a Calais
-guardhouse, and, coming home by the next packet-boat, took a stout revenge
-on the frog-eaters with his etching needle upon copper. He was no<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">178</span>
-great traveller; and beyond the Calais ship just spoken of, does not appear
-to have undertaken any journeys more important than the immortal excursion
-to Rochester, of which the chronicle, illustrated by his own sketches,
-is still extant, (those doughty setters-forth from the Bedford Head were decidedly
-the first Pickwickians,) and a jaunt to St. Alban’s after Culloden, to
-sketch the trapped fox Simon Fraser Lord Lovat, as he sate in the inn-room
-under the barber’s hands, counting the dispersed Highland clans and their
-available forces of caterans and brae-men on his half-palsied, crooked,
-picking and stealing fingers.</p>
-
-<p>William Hogarth did but one romantic thing in his life, and that was,
-to run away with Sir James Thornhill’s pretty daughter; and even that
-escapade soon resolved itself into a cheery, English, business-like, house-keeping
-union. Papa-in-law—who painted cathedral cupolas at forty
-shillings a yard—forgave William and Jane. William loved his wife
-dearly—she had her tempers, and he was not a man of snow—took a
-country house for her, and set up a coach when things were going
-prosperously and he was Sergeant Painter to King George; and when
-William (not quite a dotard, as the twin-scamps Wilkes and Churchill
-called him) died, Jane made a comfortable living by selling impressions of
-the plates he had engraved. These and the writing of the <i>Analysis of
-Beauty</i>, the dispute concerning Sigismunda, the interest taken in the
-welfare of the Foundling Hospital, the dedication [in a pique against the
-king who hated “boets and bainters,”] of the <i>March to Finchley</i> to
-Frederick the Great, and the abortive picture auction scheme, are very
-nearly all the notable events in the life of William Hogarth. And yet the
-man left a name remembered now with affection and applause, and which
-will be remembered, and honoured, and glorified when, to quote the self-conscious
-Unknown who used the <i>Public Advertiser</i> as a fulcrum for that
-terrible lever of his, “kings and ministers are forgotten, the force and
-direction of personal satire are no longer understood, and measures are felt
-only in their remotest consequences.”</p>
-
-<p>By the announcement, then, that I do not contemplate, here, a complete
-biography of Hogarth: that I do not know enough to complete a reliable
-and authentic life: “<i xml:lang="la" lang="la">nec, si sciam, dicere ausim</i>:” these papers are to be
-considered but as “<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Mémoires pour servir</i>;” little photographs and chalk
-studies of drapery, furniture, accessories of costume and snuff-box, cocked
-hat and silver buckle detail, all useful enough in their place and way, but
-quite subordinate and inferior to the grand design and complete picture of
-the hero. I am aware that high critical authorities have been inveighing
-lately against the employment of the costumiers and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">bric a brac</i> shop-keepers
-and inventory takers’ attributes in biography; and writers are
-enjoined, under heavy penalties, to be, all of them, Plutarchs, and limn
-their characters in half a dozen broad vigorous dashes. It can conduce
-little, it has been argued, towards our knowledge of the Seven Years’ War
-to be told that Frederick the Great wore a pigtail, and that to his jackboots
-“Day and Martin with their soot-pots were forbidden to approach;” and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">179</span>
-it has been asked whether any likelihood exists of our knowing more of the
-character of Napoleon Bonaparte from the sight of his cocked hat and toothbrush
-at Madame Tussaud’s. Presuming to run counter to the opinion of
-the high critical authorities, I would point out that the very best biographies
-that have ever been written—those of Samuel Johnson, Samuel Pepys
-[his diary being eminently biographical], Lord Herbert of Cherbury, and
-Jean Jacques Rousseau [in the <i>Confessions</i>, and bating the lies and madnesses
-with which that poor crazed wanderer disfigures an otherwise limpid
-narrative]—are full of those little scraps and fragments of minute cross-hatching,
-chronicles of “seven livres three sols, parisis,” lamentable records
-of unpaid-for hose, histories of joyous carouses, anecdotes of men and
-women’s meannesses and generosities, and the like. On the other hand,
-how cold, pallid, unhuman, is the half-dozen-line character, with all its
-broad vigorous dashes! Certain Roman emperors might have come out far
-better fellows from the historian’s alembic if their togas and sandals had
-been more scrupulously dwelt upon. Is our awful veneration for St.
-Augustine one whit diminished by the small deer he condescends to hunt
-in the history of his youth? The heaviest blow and greatest discouragement
-to the composition of admirable biographies, are in the fact that
-strength and delicacy, vigour and finish, are seldom combined; and that a
-Milton with a dash of the macaroni in him is a <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">rara avis</i> indeed. Now
-and then we find an elephant that can dance on the tight-rope without
-being either awkward or grotesque; now and then we find a man with a
-mind like a Nasmyth’s steam hammer, that can roll out huge bars of iron,
-and anon knock a tin-tack into a deal board with gentle accurate taps.
-These are the men who can describe a Revolution, and by its side the
-corned beef and carrots which country parsons were once glad to eat; who
-can tell us how the Bastille was stormed, and, a few pages on, what manner
-of coat and small clothes wore Philip Egalité at his guillotining. When we
-find such men we christen them Macaulay or Carlyle.</p>
-
-<p>The latitude, therefore, I take through incapacity for accuracy, saves
-me from inflicting on you a long prolegomena; saves me from scoring
-the basement of this page with foot-notes, or its margins with references;
-saves me from denouncing the “British Dryasdust,” from whom I have
-culled the scanty dates and facts, the mile and year stones in William
-Hogarth’s life. Indeed, he has been very useful to me, this British
-Dryasdust, and I should have made but a sorry figure without him. He
-or they—Nichols, Steevens, Trusler, Rouquet, Ireland, Ducarel, Burn—have
-but little to tell; but that which they know, they declare in a
-frank, straightforward manner. Among commentators on Hogarth,
-Ireland is the best; Trusler, the worst. T. Clerk and T. H. Horne also
-edited (1810) a voluminous edition of Hogarth’s works, accompanied by
-a sufficiently jejune <i>Life</i>. Allan Cunningham, in the <i>British Painters</i>,
-has given a lively, agreeable adaptation of all who have come before him,
-spiced and brightened by his own clear appreciation of, and love for, art
-and its professors. Half a day’s reading, however, will tell you all that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">180</span>
-these writers know. Horace Walpole for criticism on Hogarth is admirable;
-lucid, elegant, and—a wonder with the dilettante friend of Madame
-du Deffand—generous. The mere explicatory testimony as to the principal
-Hogarthian series or engraved dramas by the Sire Rouquet [he was a
-Swiss] cited above, is valuable; the more so, that he was a friend of the
-painter, and, it is conjectured, took many of his instructions viva voce from
-William Hogarth himself. The Germans have not been indifferent to the
-merits of the great humoristic painter; and a certain Herr Von Fürstenburg
-has found out some odd things connected with suggestive objects in
-one of the most famous scenes of the first series—the <i>Kate Hackabout</i>,
-<i>Mother Needham</i>, and <i>Colonel Charteris epopœiœ</i>—never dreamt of previously
-in the good people of England’s philosophy. Occasionally, too, in
-a French <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Revue</i>, you meet with an <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Etude</i> on <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">La vie et les ouvrages de
-Hogarth</i>, giving us little beyond a fresh opportunity to be convinced that,
-if there exist on earth a people of whose manners and customs the French
-know considerably less than about those of the man in the moon, that
-people are the English.</p>
-
-<p>By his own countrymen, William Hogarth has ever been justly and
-honourably treated. He was an outspoken man, and his pencil and graver
-were as unbridled as his tongue. His works have a taint of the coarseness,
-but not of the vice of his age. Most at home would be many
-of his works, perhaps, in low tap-rooms and skittle-alleys; but he was no
-Boucher or Fragonard to paint alcoves or <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">dessus de portes</i> for the contemporary
-Cotillons I. and Cotillons II., for the Pompadours and Dubarrys
-of Louis the well-beloved. He was vulgar and ignoble frequently, but the
-next generation of his countrymen forgave him these faults—forgave him
-for the sake of his honesty, his stern justice, his unbending defence of right
-and denunciation of wrong. This philosopher ever preached the sturdy
-English virtues that have made us what we are. He taught us to fear
-God and honour the King; to shun idleness, extravagance, and dissipation;
-to go to church, help the poor, and treat dumb animals with kindness; to
-abhor knavery, hypocrisy, and avarice. For this reason is it that Sectarianism
-itself (though he was hard against tub-thumping) has raised but
-a very weak and bleating voice against Hogarth’s “improprieties;” that
-cheap and popular editions of his works have been multiplied, even in this
-fastidious nineteenth century; that in hundreds of decorous family libraries
-a plump copy of Hogarth complete may be found [yes: I have heard
-the stateliest old ladies chat about the history of <i>Kate Hackabout</i>, and I
-have seen age explaining to youth and beauty—that came in a carriage to
-Marlborough House—the marvellous <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Marriage à la Mode</i> in the Vernon
-collections]; that, finally—and which may be regarded as a good and gratifying
-stamp of the man’s excellence and moral worth—the Church of
-England have always been favourable to William Hogarth. An Anglican
-bishop wrote the poetic legends to the <i>Rake’s Progress</i>; and Hogarth has
-been patronized by the beneficed and dignified clergy ever since.</p>
-
-<p>So come, then, William Hogarth, and let me in these essays strive to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">181</span>
-glorify thy painting, thy engraving, and thy philosophy. Let me stand
-over against thee, and walk round thee—yea, and sometimes wander
-for a little while quite away from thee, endeavouring to explore the
-timeous world as thou knew it. But be thou always near: the statue on
-the pedestal, the picture on the wall, the genius of the place, to recall me
-when I stray, to remind me when I am forgetful, to reprove me when
-I err!</p>
-
-<p>Born in the Old Bailey, and the ninth year of William the Dutchman,
-that should properly be my starting point; but the reader must first come
-away with me to Westmoreland, and into the Vale of Bampton—to a village
-sixteen miles north of Kendal and Windermere Lake. In this district
-had lived for centuries a family of yeomen, called Hogart or Hogard:
-the founder of the family, as I have hinted, may have been Hogherd,
-from his vocation—a guardian of swine. <em>His</em> father, perchance, was that
-Gurth, the son of Beowulph, erst thrall to Cedric the Saxon, and who,
-after his emancipation by the worthy but irascible Franklin for good suit
-and service rendered in the merry greenwood, gave himself, or had given to
-him in pride and joy, that which he had never had before—a surname; and
-so, emigrating northwards, became progenitor of a free race of Hogherds.
-In this same Bampton Vale, the Hogarts possessed a small freehold; and
-of this tenement, the other rude elders being beyond my ken, the grandfather
-of the painter was holder in the middle of the seventeenth century.
-To him were three sons. The eldest succeeded to the freehold, and was no
-more heard of, his name being written in clods. He tilled the earth, ate
-of its fruits, and, his time being come, died. The two remaining sons, as
-the custom of Borough English did not prevail in Bampton, had to provide
-for themselves. Son intermediate—my William’s uncle—was a genius.
-Adam Walker, writer on natural philosophy, and who was the friend and
-correspondent of Nicholls of the <i>Anecdotes</i>, called him a “mountain Theocritus;”
-his contemporaries, with less elegance but more enthusiasm,
-dubbed him “Auld Hogart.” He was a poet, humorist, satirist, and
-especially a dramatist; and coarse plays of his, full of coarse fun, rough
-and ready action, and sarcastic hard hitting, yet linger, more by oral tradition
-than by any manuscript remains of his, among the Westmoreland
-fells. These were all written, too, in the very hardest, thickest, and
-broadest Westmoreland dialect; a patois to which Tim Bobbin’s Lancashire
-dialect is as mellifluous as the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">langue d’oc</i>; a patois which has been
-compared to the speech of Demosthenes before his course of pebbles, but
-which, to my ears, offers more analogy to that which may have proceeded
-from the famous Anti-Philippian orator <em>during</em> the pebble probation; and
-in order to speak which patois fluently (after the pebbles), an admirable
-apprenticeship is to fill your mouth as full as possible of the gritty oatcake,
-or “clapt bread,” which is kept in the “cratch,” or rack suspended from
-the ceiling in Westmoreland farmhouses. In this Scythian speech, however,
-“auld Hogart” concocted a famous drama, quite in the Lope de
-Vega’s manner, called <i>Troy Taken</i>. I do not compare the play unadvisedly<span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">182</span>
-with those of the prolific Spanish playwright. You know how
-artfully Lope’s plays begin: with what immediate action and seduction
-of its audience to a foregone conclusion. The curtain draws up. A man
-in a cloak crosses the stage. A masked cavalier rushes after him with
-a drawn sword. There is a <i xml:lang="es" lang="es">rixe</i> at once established; the audience begin
-to imagine all sorts of terrible things, and the success of the piece is half
-assured. So “auld Hogart’s” play of <i>Troy Taken</i>, begins with a <i xml:lang="es" lang="es">rixe</i>.
-Paris is seen in the very act of running away with Helen; and Menelaus
-runs after them, calling “Stop thief!” With such an auspicious commencement,
-and plenty of good boisterous episodes throughout: Hector
-dragged about by the heels; Thersites cudgelled within an inch of his
-life; Achilles storming for half an hour at the loss of Patrocles, and a real
-wooden horse to finish up with: the whole spiced with “auld Hogart’s”
-broadest jokes: who can wonder that <i>Troy Taken</i> achieved immense
-popularity, and that years after the death of the facetious author, natural
-philosopher Adam Walker saw the piece performed from recollection by
-the Troutbeck rustics, the stage a greensward, the auditorium a grassy
-knoll, the canopy, Heaven? The proceedings were inaugurated by a grand
-cavalcade, headed by the minstrels of five parishes, and a lusty yeoman
-mounted on a bull’s back and playing on the fiddle; and as a prologue to
-<i>Troy Taken</i>, there was a pilgrimage of the visitors to a stone dropped by
-the enemy of mankind in an unsuccessful attempt to build a bridge across
-Windermere!</p>
-
-<p>The brother of the “auld” dramatist of the <i>Iliad</i>, and third son of the
-Bampton yeoman, was Richard Hogart. Without being dogmatical, I trust
-that I am justified in the assumption that the “liquefaction” of the
-patronymic into Hogarth was due partly to the more elegant education of
-this yeoman’s son, partly to our painter’s formation of a “genteel” connection,
-when he married Jane Thornhill. I have not seen his indentures;
-and take the authority of Ireland for the registry of his birth; but it is
-certain that he was at one period called,—ay, and pretty well known—as
-Hogart: witness Swift, in his hideously clever satire of the <span class="locked"><i>Legion Club</i>:—</span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“How I want thee, hum’rous Hogart,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Thou, I hear, a pleasant rogue art”—</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Now Swift wrote this in Ireland, at a distance from means of accuracy,
-and the “pleasant rogue’s” name was not likely to be found in a calendar
-of the nobility and gentry. If Bolingbroke or Pope had written to the
-dean about the rogue and his pleasantries, it is very probable that they
-might have spelt his name “Hogart,” “Hogard,” “Hoggert,” or
-“Hogarth.” You must remember that scores of the most distinguished
-characters of the eighteenth century were of my Lord Malmesbury’s
-opinion concerning orthography, that neither the great Duke of Marlborough,
-nay, nor his duchess, the terrible “old Sarah,” nay, nor Mrs. Masham,
-nay, nor Queen Anne herself, could spell, and that the young Pretender
-(in the Stuart papers) writes his father’s name thus: “Gems” for “James.”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">183</span>
-Again, Swift may have suppressed the “<em>th</em>” for mere rhythmical reasons;
-just as Pope, <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">aux abois</i> between dactyls and spondees, barbarized a name
-which undeniably before had been pronounced “Saint John” into
-“Sinjin.” But, on the other hand, Jonathan Swift was not so dizzy
-when he wrote the <i>Legion Club</i> to have lost one pin’s point of his
-marvellous memory; and he was too rich in rhymes to have resorted to
-the pusillanimous expedient of cutting off a letter. If ever a man lived
-who could have found an easy rhyme to “Hippopotamus,” it was the Dean
-of St. Patrick’s. I opine, therefore, that when Swift first heard of Hogarth—in
-the early days of George I.—he was really called “Hogart;” that
-such a name was carried by the dean with him to Dublin, and that the
-change to “Hogart” only took place when the great Drapier was dying
-“in a rage, like a poisoned rat in a hole.”</p>
-
-<p>Richard Hogart—whatever he called himself in the scholastic Latinity
-that converted “Saumaise” into “Salmasius,” and a Dutch logician,
-“Smygel” into “Smeglesius,”—was educated at St. Bees’ College, in
-Westmoreland; was too poor, it is thought, after his college course to take
-orders, and kept school for a time in his native county. His classical
-accomplishments were considerable. In the manuscript department of the
-British Museum are preserved some Latin letters by him; and he wrote
-besides a Latin-English dictionary, and a school-book entitled <i>Grammar
-Disputatations</i>, which has not attained the fame or immortality of the works
-of Cocker and Walkingame. It is stated that Richard Hogart was occasionally
-employed as a corrector of the press; an office then frequently
-discharged by trustworthy scholars quite extraneous to the recognized staff
-of the printing-office.</p>
-
-<p>It is certain that, William and Mary reigning, Dominic Hogart came to
-London, and established himself as a schoolmaster, in Ship Court, Old
-Bailey. He had married, as it is the wont of poor schoolmasters to do,
-and his wife bare him two daughters and one son. The girls were Mary
-and Anne; and have only to be mentioned to pass out of this record:—Who
-cares about Joseph Mallard Turner’s nephews and nieces? The boy,
-<span class="smcap">William Hogarth</span>, was born on the 10th of November, 1697, and stands
-in the parish register of St. Bartholomew the Great, as having been
-baptized, November the 28th.</p>
-
-<p>You do not expect me to tell who nursed little chubby-baby Hogarth,
-whether he took to his pap kindly, and at what age he first evinced an
-affection for sweet-stuff? Making, however, a very early halt in his
-nonage, I am compelled to shake my head at a very pretty legend about
-him, and as prettily made into a picture, some years ago. According to
-this, little boy Hogarth was sent to a dame’s school, where he much
-vexed the good woman who boasted “unruly brats with birch to tame,”
-by a persistence in drawing caricatures on his slate. The picture represents
-him in sore disgrace, mounted on the stool of repentance, crowned
-with the asinine tiara of tribulation, holding in one hand the virgal rod of
-anguish, and in the other the slate which has brought him to this evil<span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">184</span>
-estate: a slate much bechalked with libellous representations of his dame.
-In the background is that Nemesis in a mob-cap, inflexible; around, an
-amphitheatre of children-spectators; the boys, as suits their boisterous
-character, jeering and exultant; the girls, as beseems their softer nature,
-scared and terrified. A very pretty, naïve picture, but apocryphal, I fear.
-There were no slates in dame-schools in those days. The hornbook,
-<i>Pellucid</i>, with its Christ Cross Row, was the beginning of knowledge, as
-the “baleful twig” that “frayed” the brats was the end thereof. If little
-boy Hogarth had been born at Kirby Thore, I would have admitted the
-dame-school theory in an instant; but it is far more feasible that he learnt
-his hornbook at his mother’s knee, and in due time was promoted to a bench
-in the school his father taught, and an impartial share in the stripes which
-the good pedagogue distributed. Nor need Dominie Hogart have been by
-any means a cruel pedagogue. In none of his pictures does Hogarth display
-any rancour against scholastic discipline (what school-scenes that pencil
-might have drawn!), and it generally happens that he who has suffered
-much in the flesh as a boy, will have a fling at the rod and the ferule when
-he is a man; even if he have had Orbilius for his father. And be it kept
-in mind, that, although the awful Busby, who called the birch “his sieve,”
-through which the cleverest boys must pass, and who of the Bench of
-Bishops taught sixteen mitred ones, was but just dead. Mr. John Locke
-was then also publishing his admirable treatise on <i>Education</i>, a treatise that
-enjoins and inculcates tenderness and mercy to children.</p>
-
-<p>Ship Court, Old Bailey, is on the west side of that ominous thoroughfare,
-and a few doors from Ludgate Hill. By a very curious coincidence, the
-house No. 67, Old Bailey, corner of Ship Court, was occupied, about forty
-years ago, by a certain William Hone, an odd, quaint, restless man,
-but marvellously bustling and energetic: a man not to be “put down”
-by any magnates, civic, Westmonasterian, or otherwise; and who, at 67,
-had a little shop, where he sold prints and pamphlets, so very radical
-in their tendencies as to be occasionally seditious, and open to some
-slight accusation of ribaldry and scurrility. Here did Hone publish, in
-1817, those ribald parodies of the Litany and Catechism for which he
-stood three trials before the then Lord Ellenborough, who vehemently
-assumed the part of public prosecutor (staining his ermine by that act),
-and tried his utmost to have Hone cast, but in vain. As to William
-Hone, the man drifted at last, tired, and I hope ashamed, out of sedition
-and sculduddry, and, so far as his literary undertakings went, made a
-good end of it. To him we owe those capital table-books, every-day
-books, and year-books, full of anecdote, quaint research, and folk-lore,
-which have amused and instructed so many thousands, and have done
-such excellent service to the book-making craft. Be you sure that I
-have Mr. Hone’s books for the table, day and year, before me, as I
-write, and shall have them these few months to come. Without such
-aids; without Mr. Cunningham’s <i>Handbook</i> and Mr. Timbs’ <i>Curiosities of
-London</i>; without Walpole, Cibber, and “Rainy-day Smith;” without<span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">185</span>
-Ned Ward and Tom Brown; without the Somers Tracts and the Sessions
-Papers; without King and Nicholls’ anecdotes and the lives of Nollekens and
-Northcote; without a set of the <i>British Essayists</i>, from Addison to Hawkesworth;
-without the great <i>Grub-street Journal</i> and the <i>Daily Courant</i>;
-without Gay’s <i>Trivia</i> and Garth’s <i>Dispensary</i>; without Aubrey, Evelyn,
-and Luttrell’s diaries; without the <i>London Gazette</i> and Defoe’s <i>Complete
-English Tradesman</i>; without Swift’s <i>Journal to Stella</i>, and Vertue and
-Faithorne’s maps, and Wilkinson, Strype, Maitland, Malcolm, Gwynn, and
-the great Crowle Pennant; with plenty of small deer in the way of tracts,
-broadsides, and selections from the bookstall-keepers’ sweepings and the
-cheesemongers’ rejected addresses; without these modest materials, how is
-this humble picture to be painted?</p>
-
-<p>After this little glance behind the scenes of a book-maker’s workshop,
-you will be wondering, I dare say, as to what was the curious coincidence
-I spoke of in connection with William Hone’s sojourn in Ship Court,
-Old Bailey. Simply this. Three years after his Litany escapades, the
-restless man went tooth and nail into the crapulous controversy between
-George IV. and his unhappy wife; who, though undoubtedly no better
-than she should be, was undoubtedly used much worse than she or
-any other woman, not a Messalina or a Frédégonde, should have been.
-From Hone’s shop issued those merry, rascally libels against the fat potentate
-late of Carlton House, and which, under the titles of “The Green
-Bag,” “Doctor Slop,” the “House that Jack built,” and the like, brought
-such shame and ridicule upon the vain, gross old man, that all Mr.
-Theodore Hook’s counter-scurrilities in the high Tory <i>John Bull</i> could
-not alleviate or wipe away the stains thereof. Ah! it was a nice time—a
-jocund, Christian time. Reformers calling their king “knave, tyrant, and
-debauchee;” loyalists screaming “hussey,” and worse names, after their
-queen. That was in the time of the Consul <em>Un</em>manlius I should think.
-Hone’s clever rascalities sold enormously, especially among the aristocracy of
-the “Opposition.” But Mr. Hone’s disloyal facetiæ from Ship Court were relieved
-and atoned for by the illustrations, engraved from drawings executed
-with quite an astonishing power of graphic delineation and acuteness of
-humour, by a then very young artist named <span class="smcap">George Cruikshank</span>: a gentleman
-whose earliest toys, I believe, had been a strip of copper and an etching-needle;
-who has, since those wild days of ’21, achieved hundreds of successes
-more brilliant, but not more notorious, than those he won by working for
-restless Mr. Hone; and whom I am proud to speak of here, with Hogarth’s
-name at the head of my sheet, now that he, our George, is old, and
-honoured, and famous. Do I attach too much importance to the works of
-these twin geniuses, I wonder, because I love the style of art in which
-they have excelled with a secret craving devotion, and because I have
-vainly striven to excel in it myself? Am I stilted or turgid when I paraphrase
-that which Johnson said of Homer and Milton <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">in re</i> the <i>Iliad</i> and
-the <i>Paradise Lost</i>, and say of Hogarth and Cruikshank that George is not
-the greatest pictorial humorist our country has seen only because he is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">186</span>
-not the first? At any rate, you will grant the coincidence—won’t you?—between
-the lad George Cruikshank and little boy Hogarth, toddling about
-Ship Court and perchance scrawling caricatures on the walls, exaggerating
-in rollicking chalk (I allow him as many brick walls as you like, but no
-slates) the Slawkenbergian nose of William the Deliverer, or adding abnormal
-curls to the vast wig of the detested clerical statesman, Burnet.</p>
-
-<p>Little boy Hogarth is yet too young to see these things; but he may be
-at Gilbert Burnet’s turbulent funeral yet. First, we must get him out of
-the Old Bailey, where he dwells for a good dozen years at least. Dominie
-Hogarth has the school upstairs, where he drums <i>Lilly’s Accidence</i>, or
-perhaps his own <i>Grammatical Disputations</i> into his scholars. Of what
-order may these scholars have been? The gentry had long since left the
-Bailey; and you may start, perhaps, to be told that British Brahmins had
-ever inhabited that lowering precinct of the gallows, and parvyse of the
-press-room. Yet, in the Old Bailey stood Sydney House, a stately
-mansion built for the Sydneys, Earls of Leicester, and which they abandoned
-[circa 1660] for the genteeler locality of Leicester Fields. I don’t
-know what Sydney House could have been like, or by whom it was inhabited
-when Hogarth was a little boy; but it was to all likelihood in a
-tumbledown, desolate condition. In Pennant’s time it was a coachmaker’s
-shop. The keeper of Newgate may have had children, too, for schooling,
-but his corporation connections would probably have insured his boy’s
-admission to Christ’s Hospital, or to Paul’s, or Merchant Taylors’ School,
-for the keeper of Newgate was then a somebody; and it was by times his
-privilege to entertain the sheriffs with sack and sugar. Dominie Hogarth’s
-pupils must have been sons of substantial traders in the Bailey itself—where
-were many noted booksellers’ shops—or from the adjacent Ludgate,
-whilom Bowyers Hill, and from Fleet Street, or, perchance, Aldersgate
-Street; which, not then purely commercial or shopkeeping, was the site of
-many imposing mansions superbly decorated within, formerly the property
-of the nobility, but then (1697) occupied by stately Turkey and Levant
-merchants. And to the dominie’s may have come the offspring of the
-wealthy butchers of Newgate Market, whose rubicund meat-wives are
-libellously declared to have been in the habit of getting “over-taken by
-burnt sherry” by eight o’clock in the morning; and while in that jovial
-but prematurely matutinal condition, rivalling the flat-caps of the Dark
-House, Billingsgate, and the pease-pottage sellers of Baldwin’s Gardens—to
-say nothing of the cake and comfit purveyors to the Finsbury archers—in
-voluble and abusive eloquence. Bonny dames were these butchers’
-wives; lusty, rotund, generous to the poor, loud, but cheery with their
-apprentices and journeymen, great (as now) in making fortunes for their
-beast-buying-and-killing husbands; radiant in gold-chains, earrings, and
-laced aprons, and tremendous at trades-feasts and civic junketings.</p>
-
-<p>And I am yet in the year 1697, and in the Old Bailey with a child in
-my arms. Were this an honest plain-sailing biography, now, what would
-be easier for me than to skip the first twelve or thirteen years of the boy’s<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">187</span>
-life, assume that he got satisfactorily through his teething, thrush, measles,
-and chicken-pox perils, and launch him comfortably, a chubby lad, in the
-midst of the period of which the ruthless Doctor Swift will write a history—the
-last four years of the reign of Queen Anne—and make up his little
-bundle for him, ready for his apprenticeship to Mr. Ellis Gamble, silver-plate
-engraver of Cranbourne Alley, Leicester Fields. He may have been
-sent out to nurse at Tottenham or Edmonton, or, may be, distant Ware,
-as children of his degree were wont to be sent out (Mr. John Locke’s
-<i>Education</i>, and Mr. Daniel Defoe’s <i>Family Instructor, passim</i>). But, in
-good sooth, I am loth to turn over my William to the tender mercies of
-the eighteenth century and the Augustan age. I fear great “Anna” and
-her era, and for a double reason: first, that people know already so much
-about the reign of Queen Anne. No kindly book a’ bosom but can follow
-Sir Roger de Coverley and his tall silent friend the <i>Spectator</i> in their
-rambles; but has seen Swift walking across the park in mighty fear of the
-Mohocks; but has taken a dish of coffee at Miss Vanhomrigh’s; but has
-lounged in the elegant saloon, among the China monsters and the black
-boys, with Belinda or Sir Plume; but has accompanied Steele from coffee-house
-to coffee-house, and peeped over his shoulder while he scribbled
-those charming little billets to his wife; but has seen Queen Anne herself,
-the “stately lady in black velvet and diamonds,” who touched little Sam
-Johnson for the evil, and hung round his neck that broad piece of angel
-gold, which in its more earthly form of a guinea the poor doctor wanted
-so often and so badly at a subsequent stage of his career. The humorists
-and essayists of Queen Anne’s days have made them as crystal-clear to us
-as Grammont and Pepys made those of the Second Charles; and—there!
-bah! it is mock modesty to blink the truth because my pen happens to be
-enlisted under such a banner. I could have gone swaggeringly enough into
-all the minutiæ of Anne’s days, all the glories and meannesses of John
-Churchill, all the humours, and tyrannies, and quarrels of Pope, and Gay,
-and Harley, and St. John, if a book called <i>Esmond</i> had never been written.
-Yet finding myself in this cleft stick, between the historian who wrote of the
-state of manners at the close of the reign of Charles II., and the novelist, who
-has made the men and women of Queen Anne’s court and city and army
-live again, I feel slightly relieved. There is just one little niche left for me.
-Just three years to dwell upon, while little boy Hogarth is in his swaddling
-clothes, or is consorting with divers other little brats as diminutive
-as he, on the doorsteps or the pavement of Ship Court. Three years,—’97,
-’98, ’99. <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Ah! laissez-moi pleurer ces années mortes.</i> Let me linger over
-these three ignored years. They were a transition time. They are lost
-in the deeper shadow cast by the vicious bonfire that Charles’s <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">roués</i> and
-beauties lighted up—a shadow shortly to be dispelled by the purer radiance
-of an Augustan era of literature. Pepys and Evelyn are so minute, so
-lifelike, that between their word-paintings, and those of the <i>Spectator</i> and
-<i>Tatler</i>, there seems a great black blank.</p>
-
-<p>No seven-league boots are necessary for me to stride back to my subject,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">188</span>
-and to the time when my little-boy-hero is forming his earliest acquaintance
-with the Old Bailey stones. I said that I wanted those last three dying
-years of the seventeenth century. Let me take them, and endeavour to
-make the best of them, even when I compress some of their characteristics
-within the compass of a single London day.</p>
-
-<p>The century, then, is on its last legs. The town seems to have quite
-done with the Stuarts, socially speaking, although politically another Stuart
-will reign: a dethroned Stuart is actually at St. Germains, maundering
-with his confessors, and conspiring with his shabby refugee courtiers; thinking
-half of assassinating the abhorred Dutchman, and making Père la Chaise
-Archbishop of Canterbury <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">in partibus</i>, and half of slinking away to La
-Trappe, wearing a hair shirt, and doing grave-digging on his own account
-for good and all. Politically, too, this crooked-wayed, impracticable Stuart’s
-son and grandson will give the world some trouble till the year 1788, when,
-a hundred years after the Revolution, a worn-out, <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">blasé</i> sensualist, called the
-Young Pretender, dies at Rome, leaving a brother, the Cardinal of York,
-who survived to be a pensioner of George the Third, and bequeathed to
-him those Stuart papers, which, had their contents been known at the
-Cockpit, Westminster, half a century before, would have caused the fall of
-many a head as noble as Derwentwater’s, as chivalrous as Charles Ratcliffe’s,
-and broken many a heart as loving and true as Flora Macdonald’s or Lady
-Nithisdale’s. But with the Restoration-Stuart period, London town has
-quite done. Rochester has died penitent, Buckingham bankrupt and
-forlorn. Archbishop Tenison has preached Nelly Gwynn’s funeral sermon;
-Portsmouth, Davies, are no more heard of; Will Chiffinch can procure for
-kings no more: the rigid Dutchman scorns such painted children of dirt;
-Barbara, Duchess of Cleveland, has married one Fielding, a swindling
-caricature of a “beau;” Wycherly is old and broken, and the iron of the
-Fleet has entered into his soul; and poor noble old John Dryden, twitted
-as a renegade, neglected, unpensioned, and maligned, is savagely writing
-the finest “copy” that has issued yet from that grand fertile brain, writing it
-with a Spartan fortitude and persistence, and ever and anon giving left-legged
-Jacob Tonson a sound verbal trouncing, when the publisher would
-palm on the poet clipped moidores for milled Jacobuses. Ah, little boy
-Hogarth, you will see Johnson fifty years hence, listen to him behind the
-curtain in the twilight room, as the Jacobite schoolman raves against the
-cruelty of government in hanging Doctor Cameron; but you will never
-behold John Dryden in the flesh, little boy, or hear him at Wills’s on
-golden summer afternoons, the undisputed oracle of wits, and critics, and
-poets. The horrible Chancellor Jeffries (however could the ruffian have
-found patience and temper to deliver a decree in Chancery!) is dead, but
-he has a son alive, a rake-hell, Mohock Lord Jeffries, who, four years
-hence, will be implicated in a scandalous disturbance at Dryden’s house,
-in Gerrard Street; the poet’s corpse lying there. There are brave men
-hard at work for the nineteenth century. Isaac Newton is working; in
-’95 he was appointed Master of the Mint. Pope is beginning to feel his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">189</span>
-poetic feet. Mr. Joseph Addison is at college. Swift has had the run of
-Temple’s library. Lely has thrown down the pencil; Knelier has taken
-it up; and James Thornhill is preparing for vast sprawlings on ceilings,
-after the model of Verrio and Laguerre.</p>
-
-<p>Away with Restoration reminiscences, for the more decent century that
-is to come. By 8th and 9th William III., Alsatia is ruined, and its
-privileges of sanctuary wholly taken away. A dreadful outpouring and
-scattering of ragged rogues and ruffians, crying out in what huff-cap cant
-and crambo they can command, that <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">delenda est Carthago</i>, takes place. Foul
-reeking taverns disgorge knavish tatterdemalions, soddened with usquebaugh
-and spiced Hollands, querulous or lachrymose with potations of
-“mad dog,” “angel’s food,” “dragon’s milk,” and “go-by-the-wall.”
-Stern catchpoles seize these inebriated and indebted maltbugs, and drag
-them off to the Compters, or to Ludgate, “where citizens lie in durance,
-surrounded by copies of their freedom.” Alewives accustomed to mix beer
-with rosin and salt deplore the loss of their best customers; for their creed
-was Pistol’s advice to Dame Quickly, “Trust none;” and the debased
-vagabonds who crowded the drinking-shops—if they drank till they were
-as red as cocks and little wiser than their combs, if they occasionally cut
-one another’s throats in front of the bar, or stabbed the drawer for refusing
-to deliver strong waters without cash—could sometimes borrow, and sometimes
-beg, and sometimes steal money, and then they drank and paid. No
-use was there in passing bad money in Alsatia, when every sanctuary man
-and woman knew how to coin and to clip it. You couldn’t run away from
-your lodgings in Alsatia, for so soon as you showed your nose at the
-Whitefriars’ gate, in Fleet Street, the Philistines were upon you. Oh! for
-the ruffianly soldados, the copper captains, the curl’d-pate braggarts, the
-poltroons who had lost their ears in the pillory, and swore they had been
-carried off by the wind of a cannon-shot at Sedgemoor! Oh! for the
-beauteous slatterns, the Phrynes and Aspasias of this Fleet Street Athens,
-with their paint and their black visor masques; their organ-pipe head-dresses,
-their low stomachers, and their high-heeled shoes; the tresses of
-dead men’s hair they thatched their poor bald crowns withal; the live
-fools’ rings and necklaces they sported between taking out and pawning in!
-Beggars, cut-purses, swindlers, tavern-bilks, broken life-guardsmen, foreign
-counts, native highwaymen, and some poor honest unfortunates, the victims
-of a Draconic law of debtor and creditor, all found their Patmos turn out
-to be a mere shifting quicksand. The town does not long remain troubled
-with these broken spars and timbers of the wrecked ship—once a tall
-caravel—Humanity. Don’t you remember when the “Holy Land” of
-St. Giles’s was pulled down to build New Oxford Street, what an outcry
-arose as to where the dispossessed Gilesians were to find shelter? and don’t
-you remember how quickly they found congenial holes and corners into
-which to subside—dirt to dirt, disease to disease, squalor to squalor, rags to
-rags? So with the Alsatians. A miserable compensation is made to
-them for their lost sanctuary by the statute which quashes all foregone<span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">190</span>
-executions for debts under fifty pounds; but they soon get arrested again—often
-for sums not much more than fifty pence—and, being laid up in
-hold, starve and rot miserably. There are debtors in Newgate, there are
-debtors in Ludgate; in the Clink, the Borough, Poultry, and Wood Street
-Compters, the Marshalsea, the King’s Bench, and at Westminster Gate
-houses, besides innumerable spunging houses, or “spider’s webs,” with
-signs like inns, such as the “Pied Bull” in the Borough, and the “Angel”
-in Cursitor Street. Little boy Hogarth will have much to observe about
-prisons and prisoners when he is grown to be a man. Many
-Alsatians take refuge in the Southwark Mint, likewise, and by the
-same statute deprived of its sanctuary; but which, in some underhand
-manner—perhaps from there being only one bridge into Southwark, and
-that rotten—contrives to evade it till late in the reign of George I. Coining
-flourishes thenceforth more than ever in the Mint; the science of
-Water Lane being added to the experience of St. Mary Overy, and both
-being aided, perhaps, by the ancient numismatic traditions of the place.
-More of the Alsatians are caught up by alguazils of the criminal law, and,
-after a brief sojourn at Newgate, “patibulate” at Justice Hall, and
-eventually make that sad journey up Holborn Hill in a cart, stopping for a
-refresher at the Bowl House, St. Giles’s Pound—alas! it is not always
-staying for his liquor that will save the saddler of Bawtree from hanging—and
-so end at Tyburn. Some, too, go a-begging in Lincoln’s Inn, and
-manufacture some highly remunerative mutilations and ulcers. And some,
-a very few, tired of the draff and husks in Alsatia, go back to their fathers,
-and are forgiven. In this hard world, whose members only see the application
-of parables that teach us love and mercy on Sundays, it is easier to
-find prodigals to repent than fathers to forgive. But for our hope and
-comfort, <em>that</em> parable has another and a higher meaning.</p>
-
-<p>Alsatia was linked hand in glove with the Court of the Restoration.
-’Twas often but a chapel of ease to the backstairs of Whitehall, and many a
-great courtier, ruined at basset with the king and his beauties the night
-before, found his level on the morrow in this vile slum-playing butt,
-playing cards on a broken pair of bellows. But now, 1697, Whitehall
-itself is gone. The major part of the enormous pile went by fire in ’91;
-now the rest, or all but Holbein’s Gate, and the blood-stained Banqueting-house,
-has fallen a prey to the “devouring element.”</p>
-
-<p>Whitehall, then, has gone by the board. In vain now to look for Horn
-Chamber, or Cabinet Room, or the stone gallery that flanked Privy Garden,
-where the imperious, depraved Louise de la Quérouaille, Duchess
-of Portsmouth, lived amid “French tapestry, Japan cabinets, screens, pendule
-clocks, great vases of wrought plate, table stands, chimney furniture,
-sconces, branches, braseners, all of massive silver, and out of number.” All
-these things, worthy Master Evelyn, of Sayes Court, Deptford (who about
-this time has let his said mansion and ground to Peter Velikè, czar of
-Muscovy, and thinks him but an evil tenant, with his uncouth, uncleanly
-Russian fashions, his driving of wheelbarrows through neatly-trimmed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">191</span>
-hedges, and spitting over polished andirons, and gorging himself with
-raw turnips sliced in brandy)—worthy, sententious Evelyn shall see these
-things no more. Nay, nor that “glorious gallery,” quoted from his description
-innumerable times, where was the dissolute king “sitting toying
-with his concubines, Portsmouth, Cleveland, and Mazarine, &amp;c.; a French
-boy singing love-songs, whilst about twenty of the great courtiers and others
-were at basset round a large table, a bank of at least 2,000<i>l.</i> in gold before
-them. Six days after, all was in the dust.” And worse.</p>
-
-<p>Little boy Hogarth, you shall often pass by the banqueting-house—ay,
-and admire Hans Holbein’s wondrous gate of red brick, tesselated
-in quaint and beauteous design; of which the fragments, when
-the gate was pulled down in 1760, were begged by William, Duke of
-Cumberland, and the pieces numbered, with the project of having them
-transferred to Windsor park and there re-erected as a royal ducal lodge.
-But the project was never carried out, and the duke probably forgot
-all about it, or found something more worth begging for than a lot of old
-building materials. So exit Whitehall palace: buttery, bakehouse, wood
-and coal yards, spicery, charcoal-house, king’s privy cellar, council chamber,
-hearth-money office, and other fripperies in stone. It must have been
-a grand place, even as the heterogeneous pile that existed in William
-Dutchman’s time; but if James or Charles had possessed the funds to
-rebuild it according to Inigo Jones’s magnificent plan, of which the
-banqueting-house is but an instalment, the palace of Whitehall would
-have put to the blush the Baths of Diocletian, the golden house of Nero—yea,
-and the temple which Erostratus burnt, to prove that all things
-were vanity, even to incendiarism.</p>
-
-<p>Will it please you to walk into the city, now that we have done with
-Westminster, any day in these three years of the moribund seventeenth
-century. London is busy enough, noisy enough, dirty enough; but not so
-smoky. There is little or no foot pavement; but there are plenty of posts
-and plenty of kennels—three hundred and eleven, I think, between Newgate
-and Charing Cross. When the humorous operation, resorted to with
-ugly frequency about this time, of whipping a man at the cart’s tail, takes
-place, the hangman gives the poor wretch a lash at every kennel the near
-wheel of the cart grates against. Newgate to Ludgate, Charing Cross to
-the “Cockpit” at Westminster, are considered the mildest pilgrimages to
-be undergone by these poor flagellated knaves; but Charing to Newgate is
-the real <i xml:lang="it" lang="it">via dolorosa</i> of stripes. That pilgrimage was reserved for the
-great objects of political hatred and vengeance in James II.’s reign—for
-Titus Oates and Thomas Dangerfield. The former abominable liar and
-perjurer, stripped of his ambrosial periwig and rustling silk canonicals,
-turned out of his lodgings in Whitehall, and reduced to the very last of the
-last, is tried and sentenced, and is very nearly scourged to death. He is
-to pay an enormous fine besides, and is to lie in Newgate for the remainder
-of his life. I wonder that like “flagrant Tutchin,” when shuddering
-under a sentence almost as frightful, he did not petition to be hanged: yet<span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">192</span>
-there seems to be an indomitable bull-headed, bull-backed power of endurance
-about this man Oates—this sham doctor of divinity, this Judas spy
-of Douai and St. Omer, this broken chaplain of a man-of-war, this living,
-breathing, incarnate Lie—that enables him to undergo his punishment, and
-to get over its effects somehow. He has not lain long in Newgate, getting
-his seared back healed as best he may, when haply, in “pudding-time,”
-comes Dutch William the Deliverer. Oates’s scourging was evidently
-alluded to when provision was made in the Bill of Rights against “cruel
-and unusual punishments.” The heavy doors of Newgate open wide for Titus,
-who once more dons his wig and canonicals. Reflective persons do not believe
-in the perjured scoundrel any more, and he is seldom sworn, I should
-opine, of the common jury or the crowner’s quest. He has “taken the book
-in his right hand,” and kissed it once too often. By a section of the
-serious world, who yet place implicit faith in all Sir Edmondbury Godfrey’s
-wounds, and take the inscription on the Monument of Fish Street
-Hill as law and gospel, Titus Oates is regarded as a species of Protestant
-martyr—of a sorry, slippery kind, may be, but, at all events, as one who
-has suffered sorely for the good cause. The government repension him;
-he grows fat and bloated, and if Tom Brown is to be believed (<i>Miscellanies</i>,
-1697), Doctor Oates, about the time of Hogarth’s birth, marries a
-rich city widow of Jewin Street.</p>
-
-<p>Different, and not so prosperous, is the end of the assistant villain,
-Dangerfield. He, too, is whipped nearly out of his skin, and within a
-tattered inch of his miserable life; but his sentence ends before Newgate
-is reached, and he is being taken to that prison in a hackney-coach,
-when the hangman’s assistants stop the vehicle at the Gray’s Inn Coffee-house,
-to give the poor, tired, mangled wretch a drink. Steps out of
-the coffee-house one Mr. Francis, a counsel learned in the law of Gray’s
-Inn aforesaid, and who has probably been taking a flask too much at
-the coffee-house. He is an ardent anti-plot man, and in a railing tone
-and Newmarket phrase asks Dangerfield whether he has “run his
-heat and how he likes it.” The bleeding object in the coach, revived to
-pristine ruffianism by the liquor his gaolers have given him, answers with
-a flood of ribald execrations—bad language could surely be tolerated in
-one so evilly intreated as he had been that morning—whereupon the
-barrister in a rage makes a lunge at Dangerfield’s face, with a bamboo
-cane, and strikes one of his eyes out. In the fevered state of the man’s
-blood, erysipelas sets in, and Dangerfield shortly afterwards gives the world
-a good riddance (though it were better the hangman had done it outright
-with a halter) and dies. The most curious thing is, that Francis was tried
-and executed at Tyburn for the murder of this wretched, scourged, blinded
-perjurer. He was most likely tried by a strong Protestant jury, who (very
-justly) found him guilty on the facts, but would very probably have found
-him guilty against the facts, to show their Protestant feeling and belief in
-the Popish plot; but I say the thing is curious, seeing that the Crown did
-not exercise its prerogative of mercy and pardon to Francis, who was a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">193</span>
-gentleman of good family, and manifestly of the court way of thinking.
-The conclusion is: either that there was more impartial justice in the
-reign of James II. than we have given that bad time credit for, or that the
-court let Francis swing through fear of the mob. You see that the mob in
-those days did not like to be baulked of a show, and that the mob derived
-equal pleasure from seeing Francis hanged as from seeing Dangerfield
-whipped. The moral of this apologue is, that Oates and Dangerfield being
-very much alike in roguery, especially Oates, one got not quite so much
-as he deserved, and the other not quite enough; which has been the
-case in many other instances that have occurred in society, both vulgar
-and polite, since the days of William III.</p>
-
-<p>There, I land you at Temple Bar, on whose gory spikes are the heads of
-the last conspirators against William the Dutchman’s life. “<i xml:lang="la" lang="la">Forsitan et
-nobis</i>,” whispered Goldsmith slyly to Johnson as they gazed up at the
-heads which, late in the reign of George III., yet rotted on those fatal
-spikes. We will not linger at Temple Bar now. Little boy Hogarth,
-years hence, will take us backwards and forwards through it hundreds of
-times. The three last years of century seventeen glide away from me.
-Plumed hats, ye are henceforth to be cocked. Swords, ye shall be worn
-diagonally, not horizontally. Puffed sleeves, ye must give place to ruffles.
-Knickerbocker breeches, with rosettes at the knees, ye must be superseded
-by smalls and rolled stockings. Shoe-bows, the era of buckles is coming.
-Justaucorps, flapped waistcoats will drive you from the field. Falling
-bands, your rivals are to be cravats of Mechlin lace. Carlovingian periwigs,
-the Ramillies’ wig is imminent. Elkanah Settles, greater city poets
-are to sing the praise of city custards. Claude du Val and Colonel Jack,
-greater thieves will swing in the greater reign that is to come. And
-wake up, little boy Hogarth, for William the Dutchman has broken
-his collar-bone, and lies sick to death at Kensington. The seventeenth
-century is gone and passed. In 1703 William dies, and the Princess of
-Denmark reigns in his stead. Up, little boy Hogarth! grow stout and
-tall—you have to be bound ’prentice and learn the mystery of the cross-hatch
-and the double cypher. Up, baby Hogarth, there is glorious work
-for you to do!</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_194" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">194</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Unspoken_Dialogue">Unspoken Dialogue.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0"><span class="firstword">Above</span> the trailing mignonette</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">That deck’d the window-sill,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">A lady sat, with lips firm-set,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And looks of earnest will:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Four decades o’er her life had met,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And left her lovely still.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Not to the radiant firmament,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Not to the garden’s grace,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The courses of her mind were bent,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">But where, with sweetest face,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Forth from the other window leant</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The daughter of the place.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Thus ran her thoughts: “O wretched day!</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">When She was born so fair:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Well could I let my charms decay,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">If she were not their heir;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">I loathe the sunbeams as they play</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">About her golden hair.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Yet why? she is too good, too mild,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">So madly to aspire;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0"><em>He</em> is no boy to be beguil’d</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">By sparks of colour’d fire:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">I will not dream a pretty child</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Can mar my deep desire.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Her fatherless and lonely days</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Are sere before their time:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">In scenes of gaiety and praise</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">She will regain her prime,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And cease to haunt these wooded ways</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">With sentimental rhyme.”</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div id="il_1" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 26em;">
- <img src="images/i_194a.jpg" width="1030" height="1478" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">
-
-<p class="leftin">
-“Dear child! he comes.—Nay, blush not so<br />
-  To have your secret known:”
-</p></div></div>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">On to the conscious maiden pass’d</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Those words without the tongue;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Half petulantly back she cast</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The glist’ning curls that hung</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">About her neck, and answer’d fast:</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">“Yes, I am young—too young:</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Yet am I graver than my wont,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Gravest when he is here;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Beneath the glory of his front</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">I tremble—not with fear:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But as I read, Bethesda’s font</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Felt with the Angel near.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Must I mate only with my kind,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">With something as unwise</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">As my poor self; and never find</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Affection I can prize</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">At once with an adoring mind,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And with admiring eyes?”</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“My mother trusts to drag me down</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To some low range of life,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">By pleasures of the clam’rous town,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And vanity’s mean strife;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And in such selfish tumult drown</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">My hope to be <em>his</em> wife.”</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Then darker round the lady grew</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The meditative cloud,—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And stormy thoughts began to brew</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">She dar’d not speak aloud;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">For then without disguise she knew</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">That rivalry avow’d.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“What is my being if I lose</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">My love’s last stake? while she</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Has the fair future where to choose</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Her woman’s destiny—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Free scope those means and powers to use,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Which time denies to me.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza"><span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">196</span>
- <div class="verse indentq">“Was it for this her baby arms</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">About my neck were flung?</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Was it for this I found such charms</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">In her uncertain tongue?</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Was it for this those vain alarms</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">My mother-soul unstrung?</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Oh, horrible! to wish my child—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">My sole one left—unborn,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And, seeing her so meek and mild,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To hold such gifts in scorn;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">My nature is grown waste and wild,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">My heart with fury torn!”</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Speechless—enchanted to the spot—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The girl could scarce divine</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The whole disaster of her lot,—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">But without sound or sign</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">She cried, “O Mother! love him not;—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Oh! let his love be mine!</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“You have had years of full delight,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Your girlhood’s passion-dream</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Was realized to touch and sight</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">As bright as it could seem;—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And now you interpose, like Night,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Before my life’s first gleam.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Yet you were once what I am now,—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">You wore your maiden prize;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">You told me of my Father, how</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">You lived but in his eyes;—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">You spoke of the perpetual vow,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The troth that never dies.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Dear Mother! dearer, kinder far,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">If by my childhood’s bed</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Your care had never stood to bar</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Misfortune from my head;—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But laid me where my brothers are,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Among the quiet dead.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Ah! why not die? This cruel strife,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">197</span></div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Can thus—thus only—cease?</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Dear God! take home this erring life—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">This struggling soul release:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">From Heaven, perchance, upon <em>his</em> wife</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">I might look down in peace.”</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">That prayer—like some electric flame,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Struck with resistless force</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The lady’s agitated frame,—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Nor halted in its course,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Till her hard pride was turn’d to shame,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Her passion to remorse.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">She spoke—her words were very low,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">But resolute in tone—</div>
- <div class="verse indentq">“Dear child! he comes.—Nay, blush not so</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To have your secret known:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">’Tis best, ’tis best, that I should go—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And leave you here alone.”</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Then, as his steps grew near and fast,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Her hand was on the door,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Her heart by holy grace had cast</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The demon from its core,—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And on the threshold calm she pass’d</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The man she loved no more.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="attrib"><span class="smcap">R. Monckton Milnes.</span></div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_198" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">198</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Studies_in_Animal_Life">Studies in Animal Life.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indentq">“Authentic tidings of invisible things;—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Of ebb and flow, and ever-during power,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And central peace subsisting at the heart</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Of endless agitation.”—<span class="smcap">The Excursion.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p class="hang smaller">Ponds and rock-pools—Our necessary tackle—Wimbledon Common—Early memories—Gnat
-larvæ—Entomostraca and their paradoxes—Races of animals dispensing with
-the sterner sex—Insignificance of males—Volvox globator: is it an animal?—Plants
-swimming like animals—Animal retrogressions—The Dytiscus and its
-larva—The dragon-fly larva—Molluscs and their eggs—Polypes, and how to find
-them—A new polype, <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">Hydra rubra</i>—Nest-building fish—Contempt replaced by
-reverence.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p class="in0"><span class="firstword">The</span> day is bright with a late autumn sun; the sky is clear with a keen
-autumn wind, which lashes our blood into a canter as we press against
-it, and the cantering blood sets the thoughts into hurrying excitement.
-Wimbledon Common is not far off; its five thousand acres of undulating
-heather, furze, and fern tempt us across it, health streaming in at every
-step as we snuff the keen breeze. We are tempted also to bring net and
-wide-mouthed jar, to ransack its many ponds for visible and invisible
-wonders.</p>
-
-<p>Ponds, indeed, are not so rich and lovely as rock-pools; the heath is
-less alluring than the coast—our dear-loved coast, with its gleaming mystery,
-the sea, and its sweeps of sand, its reefs, its dripping boulders. I admit
-the comparative inferiority of ponds; but, you see, we are not near the
-coast, and the heath is close at hand. Nay, if the case were otherwise, I
-should object to dwarfing comparisons. It argues a pitiful thinness of
-nature (and the majority in this respect are lean) when present excellence
-is depreciated because some greater excellence is to be found elsewhere.
-We are not elsewhere; we must do the best we can with what is here.
-Because ours is not the Elizabethan age, shall we express no reverence for
-our great men, but reserve it for Shakspeare, Bacon, and Raleigh, whose
-traditional renown must overshadow our contemporaries? Not so. To
-each age its honour. Let us be thankful for all greatness, past or present,
-and never speak slightingly of noble work, or honest endeavour, because it
-is not, or we choose to say it is not, equal to something else. No comparisons
-then, I beg. If I said ponds were finer than rock-pools, you
-might demur; but I only say ponds are excellent things, let us dabble in
-them; ponds are rich in wonders, let us enjoy them.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">199</span></p>
-
-<p>And first we must look to our tackle. It is extremely simple. A landing-net,
-lined with muslin; a wide-mouthed glass jar, say a foot high and
-six inches in diameter, but the size optional, with a bit of string tied under
-the lip, and forming a loop over the top, to serve as a handle which will let
-the jar swing without spilling the water; a camel-hair brush; a quinine
-bottle, or any wide-mouthed phial, for worms and tiny animals which
-you desire to keep separated from the dangers and confusions of the
-larger jar; and when to these a pocket lens is added, our equipment is
-complete.</p>
-
-<p>As we emerge upon the common, and tread its springy heather, what a
-wild wind dashes the hair into our eyes, and the blood into our cheeks!
-and what a fine sweep of horizon lies before us! The lingering splendours
-and the beautiful decays of autumn vary the scene, and touch it with a certain
-pensive charm. The ferns mingle harmoniously their rich browns with
-the dark green of the furze, now robbed of its golden summer-glory, but
-still pleasant to the eye, and exquisite to memory. The gaunt windmill on
-the rising ground is stretching its stiff, starred arms into the silent air: a
-landmark for the wanderer, a landmark, too, for the wandering mind, since
-it serves to recall the dim early feelings and sweet broken associations of a
-childhood when we gazed at it with awe, and listened to the rushing of
-its mighty arms. Ah! well may the mind with the sweet insistance of
-sadness linger on those scenes of the irrecoverable past, and try, by lingering
-there, to feel that it is not wholly lost, wholly irrecoverable, vanished for
-ever from the Life which, as these decays of autumn and these changing
-trees too feelingly remind us, is gliding away, leaving our cherished
-ambitions still unfulfilled, and our deeper affections still but half expressed.
-The vanishing visions of elapsing life bring with them thoughts which lie
-too deep for tears; and this windmill recalls such visions by the subtle
-laws of association. Let us go towards it, and stand once more under its
-shadow. See the intelligent and tailless sheep-dog which bounds out at
-our approach, eager and minatory; now his quick eye at once recognizes
-that we are neither tramps, nor thieves, and he ceases barking to commence
-a lively interchange of sniffs and amenities with our Pug, who seems also
-glad of a passing interchange of commonplace remarks. While these
-dogs travel over each other’s minds, let us sun ourselves upon this bench,
-and look down on the embrowned valley, with its gipsy encampment,—or
-abroad on the purple Surrey hills, or the varied-tinted trees of
-Combe Wood and Richmond Park. There are not many such prospects
-so near London. But, in spite of the sun, we must not linger here: the
-wind is much too analytical in its remarks; and, moreover, we came out
-to hunt.</p>
-
-<p>Here is a pond with a mantling surface of green promise. Dip the jar
-into the water. Hold it now up to the light, and you will see an immense
-variety of tiny animals swimming about. Some are large enough to be recognized
-at once; others require a pocket-lens, unless familiarity has already
-enabled you to <em>infer</em> the forms you cannot distinctly <em>see</em>. Here (<a href="#fig_7">Fig. 7</a>)<span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">200</span>
-are two larvæ (or grubs) of the common gnat. That large-headed
-fellow (<span class="allsmcap">A</span>) bobbing about with such grotesque movements, is very near the
-last stage of his metamorphosis; and to-morrow, or the next day, you may
-see him cast aside this mask (<i xml:lang="la" lang="la">larva</i> means a mask), and emerge a perfect
-insect. The other (<span class="allsmcap">B</span>) is in a much less matured condition, but leads an
-active predatory life, jerking through the water, and fastening to the stems
-of weed or sides of the jar by means of the tiny hooks at the end of its
-tail. The hairy appendage forming the angle is not another tail, but a
-breathing apparatus.</p>
-
-<div id="fig_7" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 18em;">
- <img src="images/i_200.jpg" width="707" height="406" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 7.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Larvæ of the Gnat</span> in two different stages of development (Magnified).</p></div></div>
-
-<div id="fig_8" class="figleft in8" style="max-width: 8em;">
- <img src="images/i_200b.jpg" width="313" height="304" class="p2" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 8.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Cyclops</span><br />
-<i>a</i> large antennæ;<br /><i>b</i> smaller do.;<br />
-<i>c</i> egg-sacs (Magnified).</p></div></div>
-
-<div id="fig_9" class="figright l8" style="max-width: 9em;">
- <img src="images/i_200c.jpg" width="357" height="444" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 9.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Daphnia</span>: <i>a</i> pulsatile sac, or heart;<br />
-<i>b</i> eggs;<br /><i>c</i> digestive tube (Magnified).</p></div></div>
-
-<p class="clear">Observe, also, those grotesque <i>Entomostraca</i>,<a id="FNanchor_17" href="#Footnote_17" class="fnanchor">17</a> popularly called “water-fleas,”
-although, as you perceive, they have little resemblance in form or
-manners to our familiar (somewhat <em>too</em> familiar) bedfellows. This (<a href="#fig_8">Fig. 8</a>)
-is a <i>Cyclops</i>, with only one eye in the centre of its forehead, and carrying
-two sacs, filled with eggs, like panniers. You observe he has no legs;
-or, rather, legs and arms are hoisted up to the head, and become
-antennæ (or feelers). Here (<a href="#fig_9">Fig. 9</a>) is a <i>Daphnia</i>, grotesque enough,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">201</span>
-throwing up his arms in astonished awkwardness, and keeping his legs
-actively at work inside the shell—as respirators, in fact. Here (<a href="#fig_10">Fig. 10</a>)
-is an <i>Eurycercus</i>, less grotesque, and with a much smaller eye.
-Talking of eyes, there is one of these
-Entomostraca named <i>Polyphemus</i>, whose
-head is all eye; and another, named
-<i>Caligus</i>, who has no head at all. Other
-paradoxes and wonders are presented
-by this interesting group of animals;<a id="FNanchor_18" href="#Footnote_18" class="fnanchor">18</a>
-but they all sink into insignificance beside
-the paradox of the amazonian entomostracon,
-the <i>Apus</i>—a race which dispenses
-with masculine services altogether, a race
-of which there are no males!</p>
-
-<div id="fig_10" class="figright" style="max-width: 10em;">
- <img src="images/i_201.jpg" width="371" height="278" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 10.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Eurycercus</span>: <i>a</i> heart;<br /><i>b</i> eggs;
-<i>c</i> digestive tube (Magnified).</p></div></div>
-
-<p>I well remember the pleasant evening
-on which I first made the personal
-acquaintance of this amazing amazon. It was at Munich, and in the
-house of a celebrated naturalist, in whose garden an agreeable assemblage
-of poets, professors, and their wives, sauntered in the light of a setting
-sun, breaking up into groups and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">têtes-à-têtes</i>, to re-form into larger
-groups. We had taken coffee under the branching coolness of trees,
-and were now loitering through the brief interval till supper. Our host
-had just returned from an expedition of some fifty miles to a particular
-pond, known to be inhabited by the Apus. He had made this journey
-because the race, although prolific, is rare, and is not to be found in every
-spot. For three successive years had he gone to the same pond, in quest
-of the male: but no male was to be found among thousands of egg-bearing
-females, some of which he had brought away with him, and was showing
-us. We were amused to see them swimming about, sometimes on their
-backs, using their long oars, sometimes floating, but always incessantly
-agitating the water with their ten pairs of breathing legs; and the ladies,
-gathered round the jar, were hugely elated at the idea of animals getting
-rid altogether of the sterner sex—clearly a useless incumbrance in the
-scheme of things!</p>
-
-<p>The fact that no male Apus has yet been found is not without precedent.
-Léon Dufour, the celebrated entomologist, declares that he never found the
-male of the gall insect (<i>Diplolepis gallæ tinctoriæ</i>), though he has examined
-thousands: they were all females, and bore well-developed eggs on
-emerging from the gall-nut in which their infancy had passed. In two
-other species of gall insect—<i>Cynips divisa</i> and <i>Cynips folii</i>—Hartig says
-he was unable to find a male; and he examined about thirteen thousand.
-Brogniart never found the male of another entomostracon (<i>Limnadia gigas</i>),
-nor could Jurine find that of our <i>Polyphemus</i>. These negatives prove, at<span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">202</span>
-least, that if the males exist at all, they must be excessively rare, and their
-services can be dispensed with; a conclusion which becomes acceptable
-when we learn that bees, moths, plant-lice (<i>Aphides</i>), and our grotesque
-friend <i>Daphnia</i> (<a href="#fig_9">Fig. 9</a>) lay eggs which may be reared apart, will develop
-into females, and these will produce eggs which will in turn produce other
-females, and so on, generation after generation, although each animal be
-reared in a vessel apart from all others.</p>
-
-<p>While on this subject, I cannot forbear making a reflection. It must
-be confessed that our sex cuts but a poor figure in some great families.
-If the male is in some families grander, fiercer, more splendid, and more
-highly endowed than the female, this occasional superiority is more than
-counterbalanced by the still greater inferiority of the sex in other families.
-The male is often but a contemptible partner, puny in size, insignificant in
-powers, stinted even of a due allowance of organs. If the peacock and the
-pheasant swagger in greater splendour, what a pitiful creature is the male
-falcon—no falconer will look at him. And what is the drone compared
-with the queen bee, or even with the workers? What figure does the
-male spider make beside his large and irascible female,—who not unfrequently
-eats him? Nay, worse than this, what can be said for the male
-Rotifer, the male Barnacle, the male Lernæa—gentlemen who cannot even
-boast of a perfect digestive apparatus, sometimes not of a digestive organ
-at all? Nor is this meagreness confined to the digestive system only. In
-some cases, as in some male Rotifers, the usual organs of sense and locomotion
-are wanting;<a id="FNanchor_19" href="#Footnote_19" class="fnanchor">19</a> and in a parasitic Lernæa, the degradation is moral
-as well as physical: the female lives in the gills of a fish, sucking its juices,
-and the ignoble husband lives as a parasite upon her!</p>
-
-<div id="fig_11" class="figleft" style="max-width: 11em;">
- <img src="images/i_202.jpg" width="417" height="411" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 11.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Volvox Globator</span>, with eight volvoces
-enclosed (Magnified).</p></div></div>
-
-<p>But this digression is becoming
-humiliating, and meanwhile our hands
-are getting benumbed with cold. In
-spite of that, I hold the jar up to the
-light, and make a background of my
-forefingers, to throw into relief some
-of the transparent animals. Look at
-those light green crystal spheres sailing
-along with slow revolving motion, like
-planets revolving through space, except
-that their orbits are more eccentric.
-Each of these spheres is a <i>Volvox
-globator</i>. Under the microscope it
-looks like a crystalline sphere, studded
-with bright green specs, from each
-of which arise two cilia (hairs), serving
-as oars to row the animal through the water. The specs are united by a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">203</span>
-delicate network, which is not always visible, however. Inside this sphere
-is a fluid, in which several dark-green smaller spheres are seen revolving,
-as the parent-sphere revolved in the water. Press this Volvox gently under
-your compressorium, or between the two pieces of glass, and you will
-see these internal spheres, when duly magnified, disclose themselves as identical
-with their parent; and inside them, smaller Volvoces are seen. This
-is one of the many illustrations of Life within Life, of which something
-was said in the last chapter.</p>
-
-<p>Nor is this all. Those bright green specs which stud the surface,
-if examined with high powers, will turn out to be not specs, but animals,<a id="FNanchor_20" href="#Footnote_20" class="fnanchor">20</a>
-and as Ehrenberg believes (though the belief is little shared), highly
-organized animals, possessing a mouth, many stomachs, and an eye. It
-is right to add that not only are microscopists at variance with Ehrenberg
-on the supposed organization of these specs, but the majority deny that
-the Volvox itself is an animal. Von Siebold in Germany, and Professor
-George Busk and Professor Williamson in England, have argued with so
-much force against the animal nature of the Volvox, which they call a
-plant, that in most modern works you will find this opinion adopted. But
-the latest of the eminent authorities on the subject of Infusoria, in his
-magnificent work just published, returns to the old idea that the Volvox
-is an animal after all, although of very simple organization.<a id="FNanchor_21" href="#Footnote_21" class="fnanchor">21</a></p>
-
-<p>The dispute may perhaps excite your surprise. You are perplexed at
-the idea of a plant (if plant it be) moving about, swimming with all the
-vigour and dexterity of an animal, and swimming by means of animal
-organs, the cilia. But this difficulty is one of our own creation. We
-first employ the word Plant to designate a vast group of objects which
-have no powers of locomotion, and then ask, with triumph, How can a
-plant move? But we have only to enlarge our knowledge of plant-life to
-see that locomotion is not absolutely excluded from it; for many of the
-simpler plants—Confervæ and Algæ:—can, and do, move spontaneously in
-the early stages of their existence: they escape from their parents as free
-swimming rovers, and do not settle into solid and sober respectability till
-later in life. In their roving condition they are called, improperly enough,
-“zoospores,”<a id="FNanchor_22" href="#Footnote_22" class="fnanchor">22</a> and once gave rise to the opinion that they were animals
-in infancy, and became degraded into plants as their growth went on. But
-locomotion is no true mark of animal-nature, neither is fixture to one spot
-the true mark of plant-nature. Many animals (Polypes, Polyzoa, Barnacles,
-Mussels, &amp;c.), after passing a vagabond youth, “settle” once and for ever
-in maturer age, and then become as fixed as plants. Nay, human animals<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">204</span>
-not unfrequently exhibit a somewhat similar metempsychosis, and make
-up for the fitful capriciousness of wandering youth, by the steady severity
-of their application to business, when width of waistcoat and smoothness
-of cranium suggest a sense of their responsibilities.</p>
-
-<p>Whether this loss of locomotion is to be regarded as a retrogression on
-the part of the plant, or animal, which becomes fixed, may be questioned;
-but there are curious indications of positive retrogression from a higher
-standard in the metamorphoses of some animals. Thus the beautiful
-marine worm, <i>Terebella</i>, which secretes a tube for itself, and lives in it,
-fixed to the rock, or oyster-shell, has in early life a distinct head, eyes,
-and feelers; but in growing to maturity, it loses all trace of head, eyes,
-and even of feelers, unless the beautiful tuft of streaming threads which it
-waves in the water be considered as replacing the feelers. There are the
-Barnacles, too, which in the first stage of their existence have three pairs
-of legs, a very simple single eye, and a mouth furnished with a proboscis.
-In the second stage they have six pairs of legs, two compound eyes,
-complex in structure, two feelers, but <em>no mouth</em>. In the third, or final
-stage, their legs are transformed into prehensile organs, they have recovered
-a mouth, but have lost their feelers, and their two complex eyes
-are degraded to a single and very simple eye-spot.</p>
-
-<div id="fig_12" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 17em;">
- <img src="images/i_204.jpg" width="658" height="430" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 12.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Water Beetle</span> and its larva.</p></div></div>
-
-<p>But to break up these digressions, let us try a sweep with our net.
-We skim it along the surface, and draw up a quantity of duckweed, dead
-leaves, bits of stick, and masses of green thread, of great fineness, called
-Conferva by botanists. The water runs away, and we turn over the
-mass. Here is a fine water-beetle, Dytiscus, and a larva of the same
-beetle, called the “Water-tiger,” from its ferocity (<a href="#fig_12">Fig. 12</a>). You
-would hardly suspect that the slim, big-headed, long-tailed Water-tiger
-would grow into the squat, small-headed, tailless beetle: nor would you
-imagine that this Water-tiger would be so “high fantastical” as to
-breathe by his tail. Yet he does both, as you will find if you watch
-him in your aquarium.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">205</span></p>
-
-<div id="fig_13" class="figleft" style="max-width: 11em;">
- <img src="images/i_205.jpg" width="430" height="636" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 13.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Dragon-fly larvæ</span>: A ordinary aspect;<br />
-B with the huge nipper-like jaw extended.</p></div></div>
-
-<div id="fig_14" class="figright" style="max-width: 21em;">
- <img src="images/i_205b.jpg" width="809" height="492" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 14.</p>
-
-<p class="floatl"><span class="allsmcap">A</span> <span class="smcap">Limnæca Stagnalis</span>, or water snail.</p>
-
-<p class="floatr l2"><span class="allsmcap">B</span> <span class="smcap">Planorbis</span>.</p></div></div>
-
-<div id="fig_15" class="figleft" style="max-width: 9em;">
- <img src="images/i_205c.jpg" width="360" height="270" alt="" />
- <div class="caption"><p>Fig. 15.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Paludina Vivipara.</span></p></div></div>
-
-<p>Continuing our search, we light
-upon the fat, sluggish, ungraceful
-larva of the graceful and brilliant
-Dragon-fly, the falcon of insects
-(<a href="#fig_13">Fig. 13</a>). He is useful for dissection,
-so pop him in. Among the dead
-leaves you perceive several small
-leeches, and flat oval <i>Planariæ</i>, white
-and brown; and here also is a
-jelly-like mass, of pale yellow colour,
-which we know to be a mass of
-eggs deposited by some shell-fish;
-and as there are few objects of
-greater interest than an egg in course
-of development, we pop the mass
-in. Here (<a href="#fig_14">Fig. 14</a>) are two molluscs,
-<i>Limnæus</i> and <i>Planorbis</i>, one of which
-is probably the parent of those
-eggs. And here is one which lays
-no eggs, but brings forth its young
-alive: it is the <i>Paludina vivipara</i> (<a href="#fig_15">Fig. 15</a>), of which we learned some
-interesting details last month. Scattered
-over the surface of the net and dead
-leaves, are little dabs of dirty-looking
-jelly—some of them, instead of the dirty
-hue, are almost blood-red. Experience
-makes me aware that these dirty dabs
-are certainly Polypes—the <i>Hydra fusca</i>
-of systematists. I can’t tell how it is I
-know them, nor how you may know them<span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">206</span>
-again. The power of recognition must be acquired by familiarity: and
-it is because men can’t <em>begin</em> with familiarity, and can’t recognize these
-Polypes without it, that so few persons really ever see them. But the
-familiarity may be acquired by a very simple method. Make it a rule to pop
-every unknown object into your wide-mouthed phial. In the water it will
-probably at once reveal its nature: if it be a Polype, it will expand its
-tentacles; if not, you can identify it at leisure on reaching home, by the aid of
-pictures and descriptions. See, as I drop one of these into the water, it at
-once assumes the well-known shape of the Polype. And now we will see
-what these blood-red dabs may be; in spite of their unusual colour, I cannot
-help suspecting them to be Polypes also. Give me the camel-hair brush.
-Gently the dab is removed, and transferred to the phial. Shade of
-Trembley! it <em>is</em> a Polype!<a id="FNanchor_23" href="#Footnote_23" class="fnanchor">23</a> Is it possible that this discovery leaves you
-imperturbable, even when I assure you it is of a species hitherto undescribed
-in text-books? Now, don’t be provokingly indifferent! rouse yourself to
-a little enthusiasm, and prove that you have something of the naturalist in
-you by delighting in the detection of a new species. “You didn’t know
-that it was new?” <em>That</em> explains your calmness. There must be a basis
-of knowledge before wonder can be felt—wonder being, as Bacon says,
-“broken knowledge.” Learn, then, that hitherto only three species of
-fresh-water Polypes have been described: <i>Hydra viridis</i>, <i>Hydra fusca</i>,
-and <i>Hydra grisea</i>. We have now a fourth to swell the list; we will
-christen it <i>Hydra rubra</i>, and be as modest in our glory as we can. If any
-one puts it to us, whether we seriously attach importance to such trivialities
-as specific distinctions resting solely upon colour, or size, we can look
-profound, you know, and repudiate the charge. But this is a public and
-official attitude. In private, we can despise the distinctions established by
-others, but keep a corner of favouritism for our own.<a id="FNanchor_24" href="#Footnote_24" class="fnanchor">24</a></p>
-
-<p>I remember once showing a bottle containing Polypes to a philosopher,
-who beheld them with great calmness. They appeared to him as insignificant
-as so many stems of duckweed; and lest you should be equally
-indifferent, I will at once inform you that these creatures will interest you
-as much as any that can be found in ponds, if you take the trouble of
-studying them. They can be cut into many pieces, and each piece will
-grow into a perfect Polype; they may be pricked, or irritated, and the
-irritated spot will bud a young Polype, as a plant buds; they may be
-turned inside out, and their skin will become a stomach, their stomach
-a skin. They have acute sensibility to light (towards which they always<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">207</span>
-move), and to the slightest touch; yet not a trace of a nervous tissue is to
-be found in them. They have powers of motion, and locomotion, yet their
-muscles are simply a network of large contractile cells. If the water in
-which they are kept be not very pure, they will be found infested with
-parasites; and quite recently I have noticed an animal, or vegetal, parasite—I
-know not which—forming an elegant sort of fringe to the tentacles:
-clusters of skittle-shaped bodies, too entirely transparent for any structure
-whatever to be made out, in active agitation, like leaves fluttering on a
-twig. Some day or other we may have occasion to treat of the Polypes in
-detail, and to narrate the amusing story of their discovery; but what has
-already been said will serve to sharpen your attention and awaken some
-curiosity in them.</p>
-
-<p>Again and again the net sweeps among the weed, or dredges the bottom
-of the pond, bringing up mud, stones, sticks, with a fish, worms, molluscs,
-and tritons. The fish we must secure, for it is a stickleback—a pretty and
-interesting inhabitant of an aquarium, on account of its nest-building propensities.
-We are surprised at a fish building a nest, and caring for its
-young, like the tenderest of birds (and there are two other fishes, the
-Goramy and the Hassar, which have this instinct); but why not a fish, as
-well as a bird? The cat-fish swims about in company with her young,
-like a proud hen with her chickens; and the sun-fish hovers for weeks
-over her eggs, protecting them against danger.</p>
-
-<p>The wind is so piercing, and <em>my</em> fingers are so benumbed, I can
-scarcely hold the brush. Moreover, continual stooping over the net makes
-the muscles ache unpleasantly, and suggests that each cast shall be the
-final one. But somehow I have made this resolution and broken it
-twenty times: either the cast has been unsuccessful, and one is provoked
-to try again, or it is so successful that, as <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">l’appétit vient en mangeant</i>, one
-is seduced again. Very unintelligible this would be to the passers-by, who
-generally cast contemptuous glances at us, when they find we are not
-fishing, but are only removing Nothings into a glass jar. One day an Irish
-labourer stopped and asked me if I were fishing for salmon. I quietly
-answered, “Yes.” He drew near. I continued turning over the weed,
-occasionally dropping an invisible thing into the water. At last, a large
-yellow-bellied Triton was dropped in. He begged to see it; and seeing at
-the same time how alive the water was with tiny animals, became curious,
-and asked many questions. I went on with my work; his interest and
-curiosity increased; his questions multiplied; he volunteered assistance;
-and remained beside me till I prepared to go away, when he said seriously:
-“Och! then, and it’s a fine thing to be able to name all God’s
-creatures.” Contempt had given place to reverence; and so it would be
-with others, could they check the first rising of scorn at what they do not
-understand, and patiently learn what even a roadside pond has of Nature’s
-wonders.</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_17" href="#FNanchor_17" class="fnanchor">17</a> <i>Entomostraca</i> (from <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">entomos</i>, an insect, and <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">ostracon</i>, a shell) are not really insects,
-but belong to the same large group of animals as the lobster, the crab, or the shrimp,
-<i>i.e.</i> crustaceans.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_18" href="#FNanchor_18" class="fnanchor">18</a> The student will find ample information in <span class="smcap">Baird’s</span> <i>British Entomostraca</i>, published
-by the Ray Society.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_19" href="#FNanchor_19" class="fnanchor">19</a> Compare <span class="smcap">Gegenbaur</span>: <i xml:lang="de" lang="de">Grundzüge der vergleichende Anatomie</i>, 1859, pp. 229
-<i xml:lang="de" lang="de">und</i> 269; also <span class="smcap">Leydig</span> <i xml:lang="de" lang="de">über Hydatina senta</i>, in <cite>Müller’s Archiv</cite>, 1857, p. 411.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_20" href="#FNanchor_20" class="fnanchor">20</a> To avoid the equivoque of calling the parts of an animal, which are capable of
-independent existence, by the same term as the whole mass, we may adopt <span class="smcap">Huxley’s</span>
-suggestion, and call all such individual parts <em>zöoids</em>, instead of animals. <span class="smcap">Duge’s</span>
-suggested <em>zöonites</em> in the same sense.—<cite>Sur la Conformité Organigue</cite>, p. 13.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_21" href="#FNanchor_21" class="fnanchor">21</a> <span class="smcap">Stein</span>: <cite xml:lang="de" lang="de">Der Organismus der Infusionsthiere</cite>, 1859, pp. 36–38.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_22" href="#FNanchor_22" class="fnanchor">22</a> Zoospores, from <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">zoon</i>, an animal, and <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">sporos</i>, a seed.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_23" href="#FNanchor_23" class="fnanchor">23</a> <span class="smcap">Trembley</span> in his admirable work. <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Mémoires pour servir à l’histoire d’une genre de
-Polypes d’eau douce</i>, 1744, furnished science with the fullest and most accurate account
-of fresh-water Polypes; but it is a mistake to suppose that he was the original discoverer
-of this genus: old <span class="smcap">Leuwenhoek</span> had been before him.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_24" href="#FNanchor_24" class="fnanchor">24</a> The editors of the <i>Annals of Natural History</i> append a note to the account I sent
-them of this new Polype, from which it appears that Dr. Gray found this very species
-and apparently in the same spot nearly thirty years ago. But the latest work of authority,
-<span class="smcap">Van der Hoeven’s</span> <i>Handbook of Zoology</i>, only enumerates the three species.</p>
-
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_208" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">208</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Curious_if_True">Curious, if True.<br />
-
-<span class="subhead">(EXTRACT FROM A LETTER FROM RICHARD WHITTINGHAM, ESQ.)</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="in0"><span class="firstword">You</span> were formerly so much amused at my pride in my descent from that
-sister of Calvin’s, who married a Whittingham, Dean of Durham, that I
-doubt if you will be able to enter into the regard for my distinguished
-relation, that has led me to France, in order to examine registers and
-archives, which, I thought, might enable me to discover collateral descendants
-of the great reformer, with whom I might call cousins. I shall not
-tell you of my troubles and adventures in this research; you are not
-worthy to hear of them; but something so curious befell me one evening
-last August, that if I had not been perfectly certain I was wide awake, I
-might have taken it for a dream.</p>
-
-<p>For the purpose I have named it was necessary that I should make
-Tours my head-quarters for a time. I had traced descendants of the
-Calvin family out of Normandy into the centre of France; but I found it
-was necessary to have a kind of permission from the bishop of the diocese
-before I could see certain family papers, which had fallen into the possession
-of the Church; and, as I had several English friends at Tours, I
-awaited the answer to my request to Monseigneur de ——, at that town.
-I was ready to accept any invitation; but I received very few; and was
-sometimes a little at a loss what to do with my evenings. The <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">table d’hôte</i>
-was at five o’clock; I did not wish to go to the expense of a private sitting-room,
-disliked the dinnery atmosphere of the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">salle à manger</i>, could not
-play either at pool or billiards, and the aspect of my fellow guests was
-unprepossessing enough to make me unwilling to enter into any <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">tête-à-tête</i>
-gamblings with them. So I usually rose from table early, and tried to
-make the most of the remaining light of the August evenings in walking
-briskly off to explore the surrounding country; the middle of the day was
-too hot for this purpose, and better employed in lounging on a bench in the
-Boulevards, lazily listening to the distant band, and noticing with equal
-laziness the faces and figures of the women who passed by.</p>
-
-<p>One Thursday evening, the 18th of August it was, I think, I had gone
-farther than usual in my walk, and I found that it was later than I had
-imagined when I paused to turn back. I fancied I could make a round;
-I had enough notion of the direction in which I was, to see that by turning
-up a narrow straight lane to my left I should shorten my way back to
-Tours. And so I believe I should have done, could I have found an outlet
-at the right place, but field-paths are almost unknown in that part of
-France, and my lane, stiff and straight as any street, and marked into
-terrible vanishing perspective by the regular row of poplars on each side,
-seemed interminable. Of course night came on, and I was in darkness.
-In England I might have had a chance of seeing a light in some cottage
-only a field or two off, and asking my way from the inhabitants; but here<span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">209</span>
-I could see no such welcome sight; indeed, I believe French peasants go
-to bed with the summer daylight, so if there were any habitations in the
-neighbourhood I never saw them. At last—I believe I must have walked
-two hours in the darkness,—I saw the dusky outline of a wood on one side
-of the weariful lane, and, impatiently careless of all forest laws and
-penalties for trespassers, I made my way to it, thinking that if the worst
-came to the worst, I could find some covert—some shelter where I could
-lie down and rest, until the morning light gave me a chance of finding my
-way back to Tours. But the plantation, on the outskirts of what appeared
-to me a dense wood, was of young trees, too closely planted to be more
-than slender stems growing up to a good height, with scanty foliage on
-their summits. On I went towards the thicker forest, and once there I
-slackened my pace, and began to look about me for a good lair. I was as
-dainty as Lochiel’s grandchild, who made his grandsire indignant at the
-luxury of his pillow of snow: this brake was too full of brambles, that
-felt damp with dew; there was no hurry, since I had given up all hope of
-passing the night between four walls; and I went leisurely groping about,
-and trusting that there were no wolves to be poked up out of their summer
-drowsiness by my stick, when all at once I saw a château before me, not a
-quarter of a mile off, at the end of what seemed to be an ancient avenue
-(now overgrown and irregular), which I happened to be crossing, when
-I looked to my right, and saw the welcome sight. Large, stately, and dark
-was its outline against the dusky night-sky; there were pepper-boxes and
-tourelles and what-not fantastically going up into the dim starlight. And
-more to the purpose still, though I could not see the details of the building
-that I was now facing, it was plain enough that there were lights in many
-windows, as if some great entertainment was going on.</p>
-
-<p>“They are hospitable people at any rate,” thought I. “Perhaps they
-will give me a bed. I don’t suppose French propriétaires have traps and
-horses quite as plentiful as English gentlemen; but they are evidently
-having a large party, and some of their guests may be from Tours, and
-will give me a cast back to the Lion d’Or. I am not proud, and I am
-dog-tired. I am not above hanging on behind, if need be.”</p>
-
-<p>So, putting a little briskness and spirit into my walk, I went up to
-the door, which was standing open, most hospitably, and showing a large
-lighted hall, all hung round with spoils of the chase, armour, &amp;c., the
-details of which I had not time to notice, for the instant I stood on the
-threshold a huge porter appeared, in a strange, old-fashioned dress, a kind
-of livery which well befitted the general appearance of the house. He
-asked me, in French (so curiously pronounced that I thought I had hit
-upon a new kind of <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">patois</i>), my name, and whence I came. I thought he
-would not be much the wiser, still it was but civil to give it before I made
-my request for assistance; so in reply I <span class="locked">said—</span></p>
-
-<p>“My name is Whittingham—Richard Whittingham, an English gentleman,
-staying at ——.” To my infinite surprise a light of pleased
-intelligence came over the giant’s face; he made me a low bow, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">210</span>
-said (still in the same curious dialect) that I was welcome, that I was long
-expected.</p>
-
-<p>“Long expected!” What could the fellow mean? Had I stumbled
-on a nest of relations by John Calvin’s side, who had heard of my genealogical
-inquiries, and were gratified and interested by them? But I was
-too much pleased to be under shelter for the night to think it necessary to
-account for my agreeable reception before I enjoyed it. Just as he was
-opening the great heavy <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">battants</i> of the door that led from the hall to the
-interior, he turned round and <span class="locked">said,—</span></p>
-
-<p>“Apparently Monsieur le Géanquilleur is not come with you.”</p>
-
-<p>“No! I am all alone; I have lost my way,”—and I was going on
-with my explanation, when he, as if quite indifferent to it, led the way up
-a great stone staircase, as wide as many rooms, and having on each
-landing-place massive iron wickets, in a heavy framework; these the
-porter unlocked with the solemn slowness of age. Indeed, a strange,
-mysterious awe of the centuries that had passed away since this château
-was built came over me as I waited for the turning of the ponderous keys
-in the ancient locks. I could almost have fancied that I heard a mighty
-rushing murmur (like the ceaseless sound of a distant sea, ebbing and
-flowing for ever and for ever), coming forth from the great vacant galleries
-that opened out on each side of the broad staircase, and were to be dimly
-perceived in the darkness above us. It was as if the voices of generations
-of men yet echoed and eddied in the silent air. It was strange, too, that
-my friend the porter going before me, ponderously infirm, with his feeble
-old hands striving in vain to keep the tall flambeau he held steadily before
-him,—strange, I say, that he was the only domestic I saw in the vast halls
-and passages, or met with on the grand staircase. At length we stood
-before the gilded doors that led into the saloon where the family—or it
-might be the company, so great was the buzz of voices—was assembled.
-I would have remonstrated when I found he was going to introduce me,
-dusty and travel-smeared, in a morning costume that was not even my
-best, into this grand <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">salon</i>, with nobody knew how many ladies and
-gentlemen assembled; but the obstinate old man was evidently bent upon
-taking me straight to his master, and paid no heed to my words.</p>
-
-<p>The doors flew open, and I was ushered into a saloon curiously full of
-pale light, which did not culminate on any spot, nor proceed from any
-centre, nor flicker with any motion of the air, but filled every nook and
-corner, making all things deliciously distinct; different from our light of
-gas or candle, as is the difference between a clear southern atmosphere and
-that of our misty England.</p>
-
-<p>At the first moment my arrival excited no attention, the apartment was
-so full of people, all intent on their own conversation. But my friend
-the porter went up to a handsome lady of middle age, richly attired in
-that antique manner which fashion has brought round again of late years,
-and, waiting first in an attitude of deep respect till her attention fell upon
-him, told her my name and something about me, as far as I could guess<span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">211</span>
-from the gestures of the one and the sudden glance of the eye of the
-other.</p>
-
-<p>She immediately came towards me with the most friendly actions of
-greeting, even before she had advanced near enough to speak. Then,—and
-was it not strange?—her words and accent were that of the commonest
-peasant of the country. Yet she herself looked high-bred, and would have
-been dignified had she been a shade less restless, had her countenance
-worn a little less lively and inquisitive expression. I had been poking
-a good deal about the old parts of Tours, and had had to understand the
-dialect of the people who dwelt in the Marché an Vendredi and similar
-places, or I really should not have understood my handsome hostess, as she
-offered to present me to her husband, a henpecked, gentlemanly man, who
-was more quaintly attired than she in the very extreme of that style of
-dress. I thought to myself that in France, as in England, it is the provincials
-who carry fashion to such an excess as to become ridiculous.</p>
-
-<p>However, he spoke (still in the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">patois</i>) of his pleasure in making my
-acquaintance, and led me to a strange uneasy easy-chair, much of a piece
-with the rest of the furniture, which might have taken its place without
-any anachronism by the side of that in the Hôtel Cluny. Then again
-began the clatter of French voices, which my arrival had for an instant
-interrupted, and I had leisure to look about me. Opposite to me sat a
-very sweet-looking lady, who must have been a great beauty in her youth
-I should think, and would be charming in old age, from the sweetness of
-her countenance. She was, however, extremely fat, and on seeing her feet
-laid up before her on a cushion, I at once perceived that they were so
-swollen as to render her incapable of walking, which probably brought on
-her excessive <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">embonpoint</i>. Her hands were plump and small, but rather
-coarse-grained in texture, not quite so clean as they might have been, and
-altogether not so aristocratic-looking as the charming face. Her dress was
-of superb black velvet, ermine-trimmed, with diamonds thrown all abroad
-over it.</p>
-
-<p>Not far from her stood the least little man I had ever seen; of such
-admirable proportions no one could call him a dwarf, because with that
-word we usually associate something of deformity; but yet with an
-elfin look of shrewd, hard, worldly wisdom in his face that marred the
-impression which his delicate regular little features would otherwise have
-conveyed. Indeed, I do not think he was quite of equal rank with the
-rest of the company, for his dress was inappropriate to the occasion (and
-he apparently was an invited, while I was an involuntary guest); and one
-or two of his gestures and actions were more like the tricks of an uneducated
-rustic than anything else. To explain what I mean: his boots had
-evidently seen much service, and had been re-topped, re-heeled, re-soled
-to the extent of cobbler’s powers. Why should he have come in them if
-they were not his best—his only pair? And what can be more ungenteel
-than poverty? Then again he had an uneasy trick of putting his hand up
-to his throat, as if he expected to find something the matter with it; and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">212</span>
-he had the awkward habit—which I do not think he could have copied from
-Dr. Johnson, because most probably he had never heard of him—of trying
-always to retrace his steps on the exact boards on which he had trodden to
-arrive at any particular part of the room. Besides, to settle the question, I
-once heard him addressed as Monsieur Poucet, without any aristocratic
-“de” for a prefix; and nearly every one else in the room was a marquis
-at any rate.</p>
-
-<p>I say, “nearly every one;” for some strange people had the entrée;
-unless indeed they were like me benighted. One of the guests I should
-have taken for a servant, but for the extraordinary influence he seemed
-to have over the man I took for his master, and who never did anything
-without, apparently, being urged thereto by this follower. The master, magnificently
-dressed, but ill at ease in his clothes, as if they had been made
-for some one else, was a weak-looking, handsome man, continually sauntering
-about, and I almost guessed an object of suspicion to some of the
-gentlemen present, which, perhaps, drove him on the companionship of
-his follower, who was dressed something in the style of an ambassador’s
-chasseur; yet it was not a chasseur’s dress after all; it was something
-more thoroughly old-world; boots half way up his ridiculously small legs,
-which clattered as he walked along, as if they were too large for his little
-feet; and a great quantity of grey fur, as trimming to coat, court-mantle,
-boots, cap—everything. You know the way in which certain countenances
-remind you perpetually of some animal, be it bird or beast! Well,
-this chasseur (as I will call him for want of a better name) was exceedingly
-like the great Tom-cat that you have seen so often in my chambers, and
-laughed at almost as often for his uncanny gravity of demeanour. Grey
-whiskers has my Tom—grey whiskers had the chasseur: grey hair overshadows
-the upper lip of my Tom—grey mustachios hid that of the
-chasseur. The pupils of Tom’s eyes dilate and contract as I had thought
-cats’ pupils only could do, until I saw those of the chasseur. To be sure,
-canny as Tom is, the chasseur had the advantage in the more intelligent
-expression. He seemed to have obtained most complete sway over his
-master or patron, whose looks he watched, and whose steps he followed
-with a kind of distrustful interest that puzzled me greatly.</p>
-
-<p>There were several other groups in the more distant part of the saloon,
-all of the stately old school, all grand and noble, I conjectured from their
-bearing. They seemed perfectly well acquainted with each other, as if
-they were in the habit of meeting. But I was interrupted in my observations
-by the tiny little gentleman on the opposite side of the room coming
-across to take a place beside me. It is no difficult matter to a Frenchman
-to slide into conversation, and so gracefully did my pigmy friend keep up
-the character of the nation, that we were almost confidential before ten
-minutes had elapsed.</p>
-
-<p>Now I was quite aware that the welcome which all had extended to me,
-from the porter up to the vivacious lady and meek lord of the castle, was
-intended for some other person. But it required either a degree of moral<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">213</span>
-courage, of which I cannot boast, or the self-reliance and conversational
-powers of a bolder and cleverer man than I, to undeceive people who had
-fallen into so fortunate a mistake for me. Yet the little man by my side
-insinuated himself so much into my confidence, that I had half a mind to
-tell him of my exact situation and to turn him into a friend and an ally.</p>
-
-<p>“Madame is perceptibly growing older,” said he, in the midst of my
-perplexity, glancing at our hostess.</p>
-
-<p>“Madame is still a very fine woman,” replied I.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, is it not strange,” continued he, lowering his voice, “how women
-almost invariably praise the absent, or departed, as if they were angels of
-light, while as for the present, or the living”—here he shrugged up his
-little shoulders, and made an expressive pause. “Would you believe it!
-Madame is always praising her late husband to monsieur’s face; till, in
-fact, we guests are quite perplexed how to look: for you know, the late
-M. de Retz’s character was quite notorious,—everybody has heard of
-him.” All the world of Touraine, thought I, but I made an assenting
-noise.</p>
-
-<p>At this instant, monsieur our host came up to me, and with a civil
-look of tender interest (such as some people put on when they inquire after
-your mother, about whom they do not care one straw) asked if I had
-heard lately how my cat was? “How my cat was!” What could the
-man mean? My cat! Could he mean the tailless Tom, born in the Isle
-of Man, and now supposed to be keeping guard against the incursions of
-rats and mice into my chambers in London? Tom is, as you know, on
-pretty good terms with some of my friends, using their legs for rubbing-posts
-without scruple, and highly esteemed by them for his gravity of
-demeanour, and wise manner of winking his eyes. But could his fame
-have reached across the Channel? However, an answer must be returned
-to the inquiry, as monsieur’s face was bent down to mine with a look
-of polite anxiety; so I, in my turn, assumed an expression of gratitude, and
-assured him that, to the best of my belief, my cat was in remarkably
-good health.</p>
-
-<p>“And the climate agrees with her?”</p>
-
-<p>“Perfectly,” said I, in a maze of wonder at this deep solicitude in a
-tailless cat who had lost one foot and half an ear in some cruel trap. My
-host smiled a sweet smile, and, addressing a few words to my little
-neighbour, passed on.</p>
-
-<p>“How wearisome these aristocrats are!” quoth my neighbour with a
-slight sneer. “Monsieur’s conversation rarely extends to more than two
-sentences to any one. By that time his faculties are exhausted, and he
-needs the refreshment of silence. You and I, monsieur, are at any rate
-indebted to our own wits for our rise in the world!”</p>
-
-<p>Here again I was bewildered! As you know, I am rather proud of
-my descent from families which, if not noble themselves, are allied to
-nobility,—and as to my “rise in the world”—if I had risen, it would have
-been rather for balloon-like qualities than for mother-wit, to being unencumbered<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">214</span>
-with heavy ballast either in my head or my pockets. However,
-it was my cue to agree: so I smiled again.</p>
-
-<p>“For my part,” said he, “if a man does not stick at trifles, if he knows
-how to judiciously add to, or withhold facts, and is not sentimental in his
-parade of humanity, he is sure to do well; sure to affix a <em>de</em> or <em>von</em> to his
-name, and end his days in comfort. There is an example of what I am
-saying”—and he glanced furtively at the weak-looking master of the sharp,
-intelligent servant, whom I have called the chasseur.</p>
-
-<p>“Monsieur le Marquis would never have been anything but a miller’s
-son, if it had not been for the talents of his servant. Of course you know
-his antecedents?”</p>
-
-<p>I was going to make some remarks on the changes in the order of the
-peerage since the days of Louis XVI.—going, in fact, to be very sensible
-and historical—when there was a slight commotion among the people
-at the other end of the room. Lacqueys in quaint liveries must have
-come in from behind the tapestry, I suppose (for I never saw them enter,
-though I sate right opposite to the doors), and were handing about the
-slight beverages and slighter viands which are considered sufficient refreshments,
-but which looked rather meagre to my hungry appetite.
-These footmen were standing solemnly opposite to a lady,—beautiful,
-splendid as the dawn, but—sound asleep in a magnificent settee. A
-gentleman who showed so much irritation at her ill-timed slumbers, that
-I think he must have been her husband, was trying to awaken her with
-actions not far removed from shakings. All in vain; she was quite
-unconscious of his annoyance, or the smiles of the company, or the
-automatic solemnity of the waiting footmen, or the perplexed anxiety of
-monsieur and madame.</p>
-
-<p>My little friend sat down with a sneer as if his curiosity was quenched
-in contempt.</p>
-
-<p>“Moralists would make an infinity of wise remarks on that scene,”
-said he. “In the first place note the ridiculous position into which their
-superstitious reverence for rank and title puts all these people. Because
-monsieur is a reigning prince over some minute principality the exact
-situation of which no one has as yet discovered, no one must venture to
-take their glass of eau sucré till Madame la Princesse awakens; and,
-judging from past experience, those poor lacqueys may have to stand for a
-century before that happens. Next—always speaking as a moralist, you
-will observe—note how difficult it is to break off bad habits acquired in
-youth!”</p>
-
-<p>Just then the prince succeeded, by what means I did not see, in
-awaking the beautiful sleeper. But at first she did not remember where
-she was, and looking up at her husband with loving eyes, she smiled
-and said:</p>
-
-<p>“Is it you, my prince!”</p>
-
-<p>But he was too conscious of the suppressed amusement of the spectators
-and his own consequent annoyance, to be reciprocally tender, and turned<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">215</span>
-away with some little French expression best rendered into English by
-“Pooh pooh, my dear!”</p>
-
-<p>After I had had a glass of delicious wine of some unknown quality, my
-courage was in rather better plight than before, and I told my cynical little
-neighbour—whom I must say I was beginning to dislike—that I had lost
-my way in the wood, and had arrived at the château quite by mistake.</p>
-
-<p>He seemed mightily amused at my story; said that the same thing had
-happened to himself more than once; and told me that I had better luck
-than he had had on one of these occasions, when, from his account, he must
-have been in considerable danger of his life. He ended his story by
-making me admire his boots, which he said he still wore, patched though
-they were, and all their excellent quality lost by patching,—because they
-were of such a first-rate make for long pedestrian excursions. “Though
-indeed,” he wound up by saying, “the new fashion of railroads would seem
-to supersede the necessity for this description of boots.”</p>
-
-<p>When I consulted him as to whether I ought to make myself known to
-my host and hostess as a benighted traveller, instead of the guest whom
-they had taken me for, he exclaimed, “By no means! I hate such squeamish
-morality.” And he seemed much offended by my innocent question,
-as if it seemed by implication to condemn something in himself. He was
-offended and silent; and just at this moment I caught the sweet, attractive
-eyes of the lady opposite,—that lady whom I named at first as being no
-longer in the bloom of youth, but as being somewhat infirm about the feet,
-which were supported on a raised cushion before her. Her looks seemed
-to say, “Come here, and let us have some conversation together;” and with
-a bow of silent excuse to my little companion, I went across to the lame
-old lady. She acknowledged my coming with the prettiest gesture of
-thanks possible; and half apologetically said, “It is a little dull to be
-unable to move about on such evenings as this; but it is a just punishment
-to me for my early vanities. My poor feet, that were by nature so small,
-are now taking their revenge for my cruelty in forcing them into such little
-slippers.... Besides, monsieur,” with a pleasant smile, “I thought
-it was possible you might be weary of the malicious sayings of your little
-neighbour. He has not borne the best character in his youth, and such
-men are sure to be cynical in their old age.”</p>
-
-<p>“Who is he?” asked I, with English abruptness.</p>
-
-<p>“His name is Poucet, and his father was, I believe, a wood-cutter, or
-charcoal-burner, or something of the sort. They do tell sad stories of
-connivance at murder, ingratitude, and obtaining money on false pretences—but
-you will think me as bad as he if I go on with my slanders. Rather
-let us admire the lovely lady coming up towards us, with the roses in her
-hand—I never see her without roses, they are so closely connected with her
-past history, as you are doubtless aware. Ah beauty!” said my companion to
-the lady drawing near to us, “it is like you to come to me, now that I can
-no longer go to you.” Then turning to me, and gracefully drawing me
-into the conversation, she said, “You must know that although we never<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">216</span>
-met until we were both married, we have been almost like sisters ever
-since. There have been so many points of resemblance in our circumstances,
-and I think I may say in our characters. We had each two elder
-sisters—mine were but half-sisters, though—who were not so kind to us as
-they might have been.”</p>
-
-<p>“But have been sorry for it since,” put in the other lady.</p>
-
-<p>“Since we have married princes,” continued the same lady, with an
-arch smile that had nothing of unkindness in it, “for we both have married
-far above our original stations in life; we are both unpunctual in our
-habits, and in consequence of this failing of ours we have both had to suffer
-mortification and pain.”</p>
-
-<p>“And both are charming,” said a whisper close behind me. “My
-lord the marquis, say it—say, ‘And both are charming.’”</p>
-
-<p>“And both are charming,” was spoken aloud by another voice. I
-turned, and saw the wily cat-like chasseur, prompting his master to make
-civil speeches.</p>
-
-<p>The ladies bowed with that kind of haughty acknowledgment which
-shows that compliments from such a source are distasteful. But our trio of
-conversation was broken up, and I was sorry for it. The marquis looked as
-if he had been stirred up to make that one speech, and hoped that he would
-not be expected to say more; while behind him stood the chasseur, half
-impertinent and half servile in his ways and attitudes. The ladies, who
-were real ladies, seemed to be sorry for the awkwardness of the marquis,
-and addressed some trifling questions to him, adapting themselves to the
-subjects on which he could have no trouble in answering. The chasseur,
-meanwhile, was talking to himself in a growling tone of voice. I had
-fallen a little into the background at this interruption in a conversation
-which promised to be so pleasant, and I could not help hearing his words.</p>
-
-<p>“Really, De Carabas grows more stupid every day. I have a great
-mind to throw off his boots, and leave him to his fate. I was intended for
-a court, and to a court I will go, and make my own fortune as I have made
-his. The emperor will appreciate my talents.”</p>
-
-<p>And such are the habits of the French, or such his forgetfulness of good
-manners in his anger, that he spat right and left on the parquetted floor.</p>
-
-<p>Just then a very ugly, very pleasant-looking man, came towards the
-two ladies to whom I had lately been speaking, leading up to them a
-delicate fair woman dressed all in the softest white, as if she were <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">vouée au
-blanc</i>. I do not think there was a bit of colour about her. I thought I
-heard her making, as she came along, a little noise of pleasure, not exactly
-like the singing of a tea-kettle, nor yet like the cooing of a dove, but
-reminding me of each sound.</p>
-
-<p>“Madame de Mioumiou was anxious to see you,” said he, addressing
-the lady with the roses, “so I have brought her across to give you a
-pleasure!” What an honest good face! but oh! how ugly! And yet I
-liked his ugliness better than most persons’ beauty. There was a look of
-pathetic acknowledgment of his ugliness, and a deprecation of your too<span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">217</span>
-hasty judgment, in his countenance that was positively winning. The soft
-white lady kept glancing at my neighbour the chasseur, as if they had
-had some former acquaintance, which puzzled me very much, as they were
-of such different rank. However, their nerves were evidently strung to
-the same tune, for at a sound behind the tapestry, which was more like
-the scuttering of rats and mice than anything else, both Madame de
-Mioumiou and the chasseur started with the most eager look of anxiety
-on their countenances, and by their restless movements—madame’s panting,
-and the fiery dilation of his eyes—one might see that commonplace
-sounds affected them both in a manner very different to the rest of the
-company. The ugly husband of the lovely lady with the roses now
-addressed himself to me.</p>
-
-<p>“We are much disappointed,” he said, “in finding that monsieur is
-not accompanied by his countryman—le grand Jean d’Angleterre; I cannot
-pronounce his name rightly”—and he looked at me to help him out.</p>
-
-<p>“Le grand Jean d’Angleterre!” now who was le grand Jean d’Angleterre?
-John Bull? John Russell? John Bright?</p>
-
-<p>“Jean—Jean”—continued the gentleman, seeing my embarrassment.
-“Ah, these terrible English names—‘Jean de Géanquilleur!’”</p>
-
-<p>I was as wise as ever. And yet the name struck me as familiar, but
-slightly disguised. I repeated it to myself. It was mighty like John the
-Giant-killer, only his friends always call that worthy “Jack.” I said the
-name aloud.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, that is it!” said he. “But why has he not accompanied you to
-our little reunion to-night?”</p>
-
-<p>I had been rather puzzled once or twice before, but this serious
-question added considerably to my perplexity. Jack the Giant-killer had
-once, it is true, been rather an intimate friend of mine, as far as (printer’s)
-ink and paper can keep up a friendship, but I had not heard his name
-mentioned for years; and for aught I knew he lay enchanted with King
-Arthur’s knights, who lie entranced until the blast of the trumpets of four
-mighty kings shall call them to help at England’s need. But the question
-had been asked in serious earnest by that gentleman, whom I more wished
-to think well of me than I did any other person in the room. So I
-answered respectfully that it was long since I had heard anything of my
-countryman; but that I was sure it would have given him as much
-pleasure as it was doing myself to have been present at such an agreeable
-gathering of friends. He bowed, and then the lame lady took up the
-word.</p>
-
-<p>“To-night is the night when, of all the year, this great old forest surrounding
-the castle is said to be haunted by the phantom of a little peasant
-girl who once lived hereabouts; the tradition is that she was devoured by a
-wolf. In former days I have seen her on this night out of yonder window
-at the end of the gallery. Will you, ma belle, take monsieur to see the
-view outside by the moonlight (you may possibly see the phantom-child);
-and leave me to a little <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">tête-à-tête</i> with your husband?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">218</span></p>
-
-<p>With a gentle movement the lady with the roses complied with the
-other’s request, and we went to a great window, looking down on the forest,
-in which I had lost my way. The tops of the far-spreading and leafy trees
-lay motionless beneath us in that pale, wan light, which shows objects
-almost as distinct in form, though not in colour, as by day. We looked
-down on the countless avenues, which seemed to converge from all quarters
-to the great old castle; and suddenly across one, quite near to us, there
-passed the figure of a little girl, with the “capuchon” on, that takes the
-place of a peasant girl’s bonnet in France. She had a basket on one arm,
-and by her, on the side to which her head was turned, there went a wolf.
-I could almost have said it was licking her hand, as if in penitent love, if
-either penitence or love had ever been a quality of wolves,—but though
-not of living, perhaps it may be of phantom wolves.</p>
-
-<p>“There, we have seen her!” exclaimed my beautiful companion.
-“Though so long dead, her simple story of household goodness and
-trustful simplicity still lingers in the hearts of all who have ever heard of
-her; and the country-people about here say that seeing that phantom-child
-on this anniversary brings good luck for the year. Let us hope
-that we shall share in the traditionary good fortune. Ah! here is
-Madame de Retz—she retains the name of her first husband, you know,
-as he was of higher rank than the present.” We were joined by our
-hostess.</p>
-
-<p>“If monsieur is fond of the beauties of nature and art,” said she, perceiving
-that I had been looking at the view from the great window, “he
-will perhaps take pleasure in seeing the picture.” Here she sighed, with
-a little affectation of grief. “You know the picture I allude to,” addressing
-my companion, who bowed assent, and smiled a little maliciously,
-as I followed the lead of madame.</p>
-
-<p>I went after her to the other end of the saloon, noting by the way with
-what keen curiosity she caught up what was passing either in word or
-action on each side of her. When we stood opposite to the end wall, I
-perceived a full-length picture of a handsome peculiar-looking man, with—in
-spite of his good looks—a very fierce and scowling expression. My
-hostess clasped her hands together as her arms hung down in front, and
-sighed once more. Then, half in soliloquy, she <span class="locked">said—</span></p>
-
-<p>“He was the love of my youth; his stern yet manly character first
-touched this heart of mine. When—when shall I cease to deplore his
-loss!”</p>
-
-<p>Not being acquainted with her enough to answer this question (if,
-indeed, it were not sufficiently answered by the fact of her second marriage),
-I felt awkward; and, by way of saying something, I <span class="locked">remarked,—</span></p>
-
-<p>“The countenance strikes me as resembling something I have seen
-before—in an engraving from an historical picture, I think; only, it is
-there the principal figure in a group: he is holding a lady by her hair,
-and threatening her with his scimitar, while two cavaliers are rushing up
-the stairs, apparently only just in time to save her life.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">219</span></p>
-
-<p>“Alas, alas!” said she, “you too accurately describe a miserable
-passage in my life, which has often been represented in a false light. The
-best of husbands”—here she sobbed, and became slightly inarticulate
-with her grief—“will sometimes be displeased. I was young and curious,
-he was justly angry with my disobedience—my brothers were too hasty—the
-consequence is, I became a widow!”</p>
-
-<p>After due respect for her tears, I ventured to suggest some commonplace
-consolation. She turned round <span class="locked">sharply:—</span></p>
-
-<p>“No, monsieur: my only comfort is that I have never forgiven the
-brothers who interfered so cruelly, in such an uncalled-for manner, between
-my dear husband and myself. To quote my friend Monsieur
-Sganarelle—‘Ce sont petites choses qui sont de temps en temps nécessaires
-dans l’amitié; et cinq ou six coups d’épée entre gens qui s’aiment ne
-font que ragaillardir l’affection.’ You observe the colouring is not quite
-what it should be?”</p>
-
-<p>“In this light the beard is of rather a peculiar tint,” said I.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes: the painter did not do it justice. It was most lovely, and gave
-him such a distinguished air, quite different from the common herd. Stay,
-I will show you the exact colour, if you will come near this flambeau!”
-And going near the light, she took off a bracelet of hair, with a magnificent
-clasp of pearls. It was peculiar, certainly. I did not know what to say.
-“His precious lovely beard!” said she. “And the pearls go so well with
-the delicate blue!”</p>
-
-<p>Her husband, who had come up to us, and waited till her eye fell upon
-him before venturing to speak, now said, “It is strange Monsieur Ogre is
-not yet arrived!”</p>
-
-<p>“Not at all strange,” said she tartly. “He was always very stupid,
-and constantly falls into mistakes, in which he comes worse off; and it is
-very well he does, for he is a credulous and cowardly fellow. Not at all
-strange! If you will”—turning to her husband, so that I hardly heard
-her words, until I caught—“Then everybody would have their rights, and
-we should have no more trouble. Is it not, monsieur?” addressing me.</p>
-
-<p>“If I were in England, I should imagine madame was speaking of the
-reform bill, or the millennium,—but I am in ignorance.”</p>
-
-<p>And just as I spoke, the great folding-doors were thrown open wide,
-and every one started to their feet to greet a little old lady, leaning on a
-thin black <span class="locked">wand—and—</span></p>
-
-<p>“Madame la Féemarraine,” was announced by a chorus of sweet shrill
-voices.</p>
-
-<p>And in a moment I was lying in the grass close by a hollow oak tree,
-with the slanting glory of the dawning day shining full in my face, and
-thousands of little birds and delicate insects piping and warbling out their
-welcome to the ruddy splendour.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_220" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">220</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Life_among_the_Lighthouses">Life among the Lighthouses.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="in0"><span class="firstword">A minister of state</span>, whose duties brought him into constant attendance
-upon royalty, once made a memorandum in his diary to watch the king
-into a good humour, <em>that he might ask him for a Lighthouse</em>. It is probable
-that the wish of Lord Grenville (for it was he) was not to learn what
-living in a lighthouse would be like, but rather to realize the very considerable
-living to be got out of one.</p>
-
-<p>Whether his lordship ever got what he desired, we do not know; but
-could he have foreseen the serious penalties the nation would have to pay
-for having the “well-beloved cousins and councillors” of its kings quartered
-in this free and easy way upon its mercantile marine, surely he would
-have been too generous to seek it. Henry VIII. and his daughter
-Elizabeth were alive to the true policy in such matters, for he put the
-custody of such things into the charge of a chartered body, whose interests
-were made identical with the public welfare; and she, making her Lord
-High Admiral Howard surrender his authority in regard to beacons,
-buoys, marks and signs for the sea to their custody, gave the Elder
-Brethren of the Trinity House their first Act of Parliament, and set them
-forward upon an ever-widening career of usefulness, which has resulted
-in our channels being almost as well lighted as our streets.</p>
-
-<p>Not but what among the proprietors of “private lights,” as those
-not under the control of the Trinity House were called, there were
-men of sagacity, energy, and self-devotion. Men who were proud of
-the means whereby they lived, and took the same pleasure in having
-their lighthouse a credit to them that an opulent manufacturer does in
-having his mills up to the mark with all the most recent improvements.
-But the same motive did not exist in the one case as does in the
-other. If a manufacturer does not keep in the front rank as regards
-machinery, the character of his goods is degraded in the market. He
-must choose between spinning well or not at all. But with the private
-manufacturers of light for bewildered sailors the case was different: they
-were authorized to levy tolls on all vessels passing, using, or deriving
-benefit from the light in question; a certain range of distance appears to
-have been assumed within which the vessel was liable; and although at
-one lighthouse the oil might be bad, at another the candles unsnuffed,
-whilst at a third the coal fire would be reeking in its embers, still so long
-as the light was there the dues were chargeable.</p>
-
-<p>Things came to a crisis at last. In districts where at the time when
-the king’s good-humour had been availed of vessels from fishing-village to
-fishing-village crept round by twos and threes, the waters got crowded
-daily and hourly with ships of mighty tonnage, and every ton had to pay.
-It was difficult to tell what the recipients of the royal benevolence were
-making; but from the style in which their mere collectors throve, it was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">221</span>
-evidently something far too good to be talked about. It must have been
-very hard to have been insulted with an offer of three hundred and fifty
-thousand pounds for a barren rock in the ocean, nothing like that number
-of feet square, subjecting the proprietor to the necessity of making a pathetic
-rejoinder to the effect “that if he must sell, it must be for five hundred
-and fifty thousand pounds, and that would not pay him;” but a jury was
-appealed to, and four hundred and forty-five thousand pounds was carried
-off as the vested right in one lighthouse, with a heavy sigh that it was so
-little. Another leviathan of the deep realized three hundred thousand
-pounds; and if these were whales among the tritons, the tritons and the
-minnows too, all plethoric of their kind, fared well. The scale was freighted
-heavily with compulsory purchase-money before they were all bought out,
-and the shipping interest had to pay surplus light dues for many years
-before the official custodians of the lighthouse fund had got quit of their
-huge debt.</p>
-
-<p>Even on these terms it was the right thing to do. When the lighthouse
-on the Smalls rock in the Bristol Channel was in private hands, the annual
-consumption of oil, which is another way of stating the annual amount of
-light produced, was as little as two hundred gallons; at this present time
-fifteen hundred gallons are burnt within the year. The dues payable in
-those days were twopence per ton, whilst now vessels pay at the rate of one
-halfpenny per ton over-sea, and one-sixteenth part of a penny per ton for
-coasting voyages, less an abatement in the latter cases of thirty-five per
-cent. But bad lighting, private proprietorship, public debt, and, to a great
-extent, even surplus light dues, have gone for ever, and lighthouses have
-got back to what Queen Elizabeth meant them to be—public trusts in
-public hands for public uses.</p>
-
-<p>And yet it was private enterprise that built and rebuilt, and again
-rebuilt the Eddystone, and it was private courage that established that
-which will soon be a thing of the past, the strange wooden-legged Malay-looking
-barracoon of a lighthouse in the Bristol Channel, on a rock called
-the “Smalls.”</p>
-
-<p>The wooden structure at the Smalls was conceived originally by a Mr.
-Phillips, of Liverpool, a member of the Society of Friends. He set
-himself to establish “a great holy good to serve and save humanity,” and
-even in this world he had his reward; for sixty years afterwards, when his
-representatives had to surrender it to the Trinity House, they got one
-hundred and seventy thousand pounds by way of compensation for it.</p>
-
-<p>Like most sagacious men, he knew how to choose his instruments. At
-that time there resided in Liverpool a young man of the name of Whiteside,
-a maker of “violins, spinettes, and upright harpsichords,” with a strongly
-marked mechanical genius.</p>
-
-<p>In the summer of 1772, this young fiddle-maker found himself at Solva,
-twenty miles from the rock, with a gang of Cornish miners, who were to
-quarry sockets into the stone, into which it was originally intended that
-iron pillars should be soldered. The first essay was sufficiently appalling.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">222</span>
-The surface of the rock is called twelve feet above the level of high water,
-that is, in smooth weather; but in tempestuous seas, and when the waves
-are rolling in from the south-west, it is as many feet below it. The party
-had landed from their cutter, and had got a long iron rod worked a few
-feet into the rock, when the weather suddenly got “dirty.” The wind and
-the sea rose together, and the cutter had to sheer off lest she should be
-wrecked. The men on the rock clung, as best they might, to the half-fastened
-shaft, and a desperate struggle ensued between brute nature and
-that passive fortitude which is greater than brute nature,—all through the
-night into the morning, all through the day into the night again, until the
-third day, when the storm abated and they were saved.</p>
-
-<p>Nothing daunted, it was agreed that it was just as well to know the
-worst. One hint was immediately taken, and rings and holding bars were
-let into various parts of the rock, to which the men could lash themselves
-and each other on similar occasions. It was soon found that iron pillars
-would not do, that they were not sufficiently elastic; and great pains were
-taken to find heart of oak that would be equal to resist the angry forces of
-the waters. That the present structure would stand for ever, may be
-doubted, except by a process analogous to the repair of the Irishman’s
-stocking,—first a new foot, and then a fresh leg. Anyhow, it has been
-recently thought better to build a granite tower, which, once well done,
-may be said, humanly speaking, to be done for ever. The light will be
-exhibited at a greater elevation, which gives it an extended range, and
-the size of the lantern will admit of a larger and more powerful apparatus.
-The mode of procedure is of course very different from that adopted by
-Mr. Whiteside. Where formerly there was a poor fiddle-maker, with
-half-a-dozen Cornish miners, and a ship’s carpenter or two, there is now a
-civil engineer, a clerk, thirty-eight granite masons, four carpenters, eight
-smiths, thirteen seamen, four bargemen, two miners and eight labourers; a
-commodious wharf, a steam vessel, a tender, and some barges. There may
-be nothing so pathetic or so heroic as that long cling of nine forlorn human
-creatures round the first iron bar; it would be shame to the engineer if it
-should be so; but there is real work to do, and it is being thoroughly
-well done.</p>
-
-<p>The story of the present structure at the Eddystone has been told
-with quaint simplicity by the man who raised it. Smeaton had this
-advantage over Whiteside, that he had precursors in his work: but
-then the work was harder, and was done more enduringly. Whiteside’s
-work at the Smalls is coming away in the course of a season or
-two; Smeaton’s, at the Eddystone, is to remain the pattern lighthouse of
-the world for ever. The first Eddystone, built in 1696, was a strange
-affair—something like a Chinese pagoda, or a belvedere in some suburban
-tea-gardens, with open galleries and projecting cranes. The architect was
-Henry Winstanley, and he has depicted himself complacently fishing out
-of his kitchen window; but how he ever expected his queer mansion to
-stand the winter storms is simply a marvel. It was completed in 1699,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">223</span>
-and it was destroyed in 1703. The necessity for repairs had taken him
-to the rock at the time, a dreadful storm set in on the 26th November,
-and the next morning there was nothing left of the lighthouse or its
-occupants but some of the large irons whereby the work had been fixed
-in the rock. A narrative of the occurrence, printed in the following year,
-states:—“It was very remarkable that, as we are informed, at the same
-time the lighthouse abovesaid was blown down, the model of it, in Mr.
-Winstanley’s house at Littlebury, in Essex, above 200 miles from the
-lighthouse, fell down and was broke to pieces.” Upon which, Smeaton
-shrewdly remarks: “This, however, may not appear extraordinary, if
-we consider, that the same general wind that blew down the lighthouse
-near Plymouth might blow down the model at Littlebury.”</p>
-
-<p>The next structure at the Eddystone, commenced in 1706, was a very
-different thing. Mr. John Rudyerd was doomed by fortune to be a silk
-mercer, and keep a shop on Ludgate Hill; but Nature had made him an
-engineer. Smeaton speaks with great admiration of many of his arrangements;
-and if the lighthouse had not been destroyed by fire, about forty-six
-years after its erection, there appears no reason why it should not have
-been standing to this day. While Winstanley’s was all external ornament,
-with numberless nooks and angles for the wind and sea to gripe it by,
-Rudyerd’s was a snug, smooth, solid cone, round which the sea might rage,
-but on which it could hardly fasten. But fire conquered what the water
-could not. Luckily for the keepers, it broke out in the very top of the
-lantern, and burnt downwards, and there was time to save the men, although
-one of them, looking upwards at the burning mass, not only got burnt on
-the shoulders and head with some molten lead, but while gazing upwards
-with his mouth open, received some of the liquid metal down his throat,
-and yet survived, to the incredulity of all Plymouth, for twelve days,
-when seven ounces of lead, “of a flat, oval form,” was taken from his
-stomach.</p>
-
-<p>The lessees of the Eddystone, in those days, seem to have been liberal-minded
-people. The tolls ceased with the extinction of the light, and could
-not be renewed until it was again exhibited. It was their apparent interest,
-therefore, to get a structure run up on the old model as quickly as possible.
-It was true it had been destroyed by fire, but a little modification of the
-old arrangements would probably have prevented such a calamity recurring,
-and it had proved itself stable and seaworthy. Nevertheless, they not
-only consulted the ablest engineer of the day, but submitted to the delay
-and extra cost involved in the adoption of his advice to build of stone
-and granite.</p>
-
-<p>The point of most enduring interest connected with the present Eddystone
-is the peculiarity of its form, which is familiar, probably, to everybody
-in the kingdom, from the child, who has seen it in a magic-lantern,
-to the civil engineer who knows Smeaton’s stately folio by heart. Until
-he built so, the form was almost unknown to us; and since he built so, all the
-ocean lighthouses have been modifications of it. It is interesting to contrast<span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">224</span>
-the reasoning of Mr. Alan Stevenson, the builder of the “Skerryvore,”
-another of these deep-sea lamp-posts, as they have been called, off the
-western coast of Scotland,—with the <em>instincts</em> of Smeaton, so to speak, on
-the same subject. It may not be very edifying to the general reader to
-learn “that, as the stability of a sea-tower depends, <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">cæteris paribus</i>, on the
-lowness of its centre of gravity, the general notion of its form is that of a
-cone; but that, as the forces to which its several horizontal sections are
-opposed decrease towards its top in a rapid ratio, the solid should be generated
-by the revolution of some curve line convex to the axis of the tower,
-and gradually approaching to parallelism with it; and that this, in fact,
-is a general description of the Eddystone Tower, devised by Smeaton.”
-Neither is it a thing likely to be remembered, without saying it
-over a good many times to oneself, that “the shaft of the Skerryvore
-pillar is a solid, generated by the revolution of a rectangular
-hyperbola about its asymptote as a vertical axis.” But if we understand
-the respective narratives of the constructors rightly, Smeaton
-worked from analogy, and Stevenson from mathematical calculation.
-Smeaton tells us of his desire to make his lighthouse resemble the
-trunk of a stately tree, and he gives drawings both of a trunk and of a
-branch, to show how they start, the one from the ground, and the other
-from the main stem. He is also constantly recurring to the idea of the
-elasticity of stone, and he quotes a report from one of the keepers, that on
-one occasion “the house did shake as if a man had been up in a great
-tree.” Certainly, the effect to the eye in looking at the Eddystone, corroborates
-the conception with which his mind was evidently possessed; it
-emerges from the sea; the curve of the natural rock is continued in a singularly
-felicitous manner; the Skerryvore is a fine shaft, but one sees that
-it has been stuck in a hole, thoroughly well fastened in, and (relying on its
-weight and coherence) likely to remain there till doomsday; but the Eddystone
-is homogeneous to the rock, as well as to itself; and gazing on it, one
-gets into the same train of contemplation as Topsy did upon her wickedness,
-and supposes it grew there. Nevertheless the Skerryvore is a noble
-structure, and the memoir of its construction by Mr. Stevenson is almost
-exhaustive of all that is at present known about lighthouses and lighthouse
-illumination.</p>
-
-<p>And if these be the lighthouses, and the mode of life among those by
-whom they are builded, let us try to realize the daily work of those by
-whom the structures are inhabited. “You are to light the lamps every
-evening at sun-setting, and keep them constantly burning, bright and clear,
-till sun-rising.” That is the first article of instructions to light-keepers,
-as may be seen by any visitors to a station. Whatever else happens, you
-are to do that. It may be you are isolated, through the long night-watches,
-twenty miles from land, fifty or a hundred feet above the level of the sea,
-with the winds and waves howling round you, and the sea-birds dashing
-themselves to death against the gleaming lantern, like giant-moths against
-a candle; or it may be a calm, voluptuous, moonlight night, the soft landairs<span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">225</span>
-laden with the perfumes of the highland heather or the Cornish gorse,
-tempting you to keep your watch outside the lantern, in the open gallery,
-instead of in your watch-room chair within; the Channel may be full of
-stately ships, each guided by your light, or the horizon may be bare of all
-sign of life, except, remote and far beneath you, the lantern of some
-fishing-boat at sea,—but, whatever may be going on outside, there is
-within for you the duty, simple and easy, by virtue of your moral method
-and orderly training, “to light the lamps every evening at sun-setting,
-and keep them constantly burning, bright and clear, till sun-rising.” You
-shall be helped to do this easily and well by abundant discipline, first, on
-probation, at head-quarters, where you shall gain familiarity with all your
-materials—lamps, oil, wicks, lighting apparatus, revolving machinery, and
-cleaning stores; you shall be looked at, and over, and through, by keen
-medical eyes, before you can be admitted to this service, lest, under the
-exceptional nature of your future life, you, not being a sound man, should
-break down, to the public detriment and your own; you shall be enjoined
-“to the constant habit of cleanliness and good order in your own person,
-and to the invariable exercise of temperance and morality in your habits
-and proceedings, so that, by your example, you may enforce, as far as lies
-in your power, the observance of the same laudable conduct by your wife
-and family.” You shall be well paid while you are hale and active, and
-well pensioned when you are past work; you shall be ennobled, by compulsion,
-into provident consideration for your helpmate and your children
-by an insurance on your life; but when all this is done for you, and the
-highest and completest satisfaction that can fall to the best of us on this side
-the grave—the sense of being useful to our fellows—is ordered for you in
-abundant measure, it all recurs to what, as regards the specialty of your
-life, is the be-all and the end-all of your existence, and this is the burden
-to the ballad of your story:—“You are to light the lamps every evening
-at sun-setting, and keep them constantly burning, bright and clear, till
-sun-rising.”</p>
-
-<p>To do this implies a perpetual watch. “He whose watch is about to
-end is to trim the lamps and leave them burning in perfect order before he
-quits the lantern and calls the succeeding watch, and he who has the
-watch at sun-rise, when he has extinguished the lamps, is to commence
-all necessary preparations for the exhibition of the light at the ensuing
-sunset;” and, moreover, “no bed, sofa, or other article on which to recline,
-can be permitted, either in the lantern, or in the apartment under the
-lantern, known as the watch-room.”</p>
-
-<p>Thus far we have a common denominator to the life of every light-keeper;
-but in other respects it varies much. At such stations as the
-Forelands or Harwich, where there are gardens to cultivate and plenty of
-land room for the men to stretch their legs and renovate themselves after
-the night watches; where visitors from neighbouring watering-places are
-constantly coming and going, to talk, to praise, to listen, and, perhaps, to
-fee, it is all very well; but there are also places “remote, unfriended,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">226</span>
-melancholy, slow,” where the walk is limited to the circle of the gallery-railing,
-or the diameter of the lighthouse column; where the only incidents
-are the inspections of the committee, the visits of the district
-superintendent, or the monthly relief which takes the men back to shore.
-At these stations, when the sea is making fun of them, it sweeps up clean
-over the roof, and makes the lantern-glasses ring again, and in calmer
-weather the men may creep carefully out upon the rock to solace themselves
-with a little fishing; or if of more nervous temperament, may do it, as
-Winstanley did, with greater security from the kitchen window.</p>
-
-<p>Not but what some people like that sort of life. Smeaton tells a story
-of a shoemaker who went out as light-keeper to the Eddystone because he
-did not like confinement, having found himself in effect a greater prisoner
-at his lapstone than he would be at the rock; but then Smeaton confesses
-a few pages farther on that at times the keepers have been so short of
-provisions as to be compelled to eat the candles.</p>
-
-<p>In the old days of private proprietorship, when every owner had his
-system of management, and when the desire to make a profit set the aims
-of efficiency and economy into antagonism, exceptional cases of very
-terrible tragic significance occasionally occurred. For instance, here is a
-letter from the heroic fiddle-maker himself, dated “Smalls, 1st February,
-1777,” written in triplicate, put into a corked bottle, and that into a
-cask inscribed, “Open this, and you will find a <span class="locked">letter:”—</span></p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p class="center">
-
-“<span class="smcap">To Mr. Williams.</span>
-</p>
-
-<p class="right">
-“<i>Smalls, February 1st, 1777.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Sir</span>,—Being now in a most dangerous and distressed condition upon the Smalls, do
-hereby trust Providence will bring to your hand this, which prayeth for your immediate
-assistance to fetch us off the Smalls before the next spring, or we fear we shall perish;
-our water near all gone, our fire quite gone, and our house in a most melancholy
-manner. I doubt not but you will fetch us from here as fast as possible; we can be got
-off at some part of the tide almost any weather. I need say no more, but remain
-your distressed,</p>
-
-<p class="right">
-<span style="margin-right: 4em;">“Humble servant,</span><br />
-<span class="smcap">“Hy. Whiteside.</span>
-</p>
-
-<p>“We were distressed in a gale of wind upon the 13th of January, since which have
-not been able to keep any light; but we could not have kept any light above sixteen
-nights longer for want of oil and candles, which make us murmur and think we are
-forgotten.</p>
-
-<div class="fright">
-<p class="p0 in0" style="text-align: left;">
-“<span class="smcap">Ed. Edwardes.</span><br />
-“<span class="smcap">Geo. Adams.</span><br />
-“<span class="smcap">Jno. Price.</span>
-</p></div>
-
-<p class="clear">“We doubt not but that whoever takes up this will be so merciful as to cause it
-to be sent to Thos. Williams, Esq., Trelethin, near St. David’s, Wales.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Again, a quarter of a century later, the watch was kept by two keepers;
-and for four months the weather shut them off from all communication
-with the land. The method of talking by signals was not developed anywhere
-into the complete system it has now become, and does not appear to
-have been in use at all among the lighthouse people; but in the course of
-a week or two after the storm had set in, it was rumoured at several of the
-western ports that something was wrong at the Smalls. Passing vessels<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">227</span>
-reported that a signal of distress was out, but that was all they knew.
-Many attempts to approach the rock were made, but fruitlessly. The
-boats could not get near enough to hail, they could only return to make
-the bewildered agent and the anxious relatives of the keepers more
-bewildered and more anxious by the statement that there was always what
-seemed to be the dim figure of a man in one corner of the outside gallery,
-but whether he spoke or moved, or not, they could not tell. Night after
-night the light was watched for with great misgiving whether it would ever
-show again. But the light failed not. Punctually as the sun set it seemed
-to leave a fragment of its fire gleaming in the lantern glasses, which burnt
-there till it rose again, showing this much at least, that some one was alive
-at the Smalls; but whether both the men, or which, no anxious mother or
-loving wife could tell. Four months of this, and then, in calmer weather,
-a Milford boat brought into the agency at Solva one light-keeper and one
-dead man.</p>
-
-<p>What the living man had suffered can never now be known. Whether,
-when first he came distinctly to believe his comrade would die he stood in
-blank despair, or whether he implored him on his knees, in an agony of
-selfish terror, to live; whether when, perhaps for the first time in his life,
-he stood face to face, and so very close, to death, he thought of immediate
-burial, or whether he rushed at once to the gallery to shout out to the
-nearest sail, perhaps a mile away;—at what exact moment it was that the
-thought flashed across him that he must not bury the body in the sea, lest
-those on shore should question him as Cain was questioned for his brother,
-and he, failing to produce him, should be branded with Cain’s curse and
-meet a speedier fate—is unrecorded. What he did was to make a
-coffin. He had been a cooper by trade, and by breaking up a bulk-head
-in the living room, he got the dead man covered in; then, with infinite
-labour he took him to the gallery and lashed him there. Perhaps with an
-instinctive wisdom he set himself to work, cleaned and re-cleaned his
-lamps, unpacked and packed his stores. Perhaps he made a point of
-walking resolutely up to the coffin three or four times a day, perhaps he
-never went near it, and even managed to look over it rather than at it,
-when he was scanning the whole horizon for a sail. In his desperation it
-may have occurred to him that as his light was a warning to keep vessels
-off, so its absence would speedily betray some ship to a dangerous vicinity
-to his forlornness, whose crew would be companions to him even though
-he had caused them to be wrecked. But this he did not do. No lives
-were risked to alleviate his desolation, but when he came on shore with his
-dead companion he was a sad, reserved, emaciated man, so strangely worn
-that his associates did not know him.</p>
-
-<p>The immediate result of this sad occurrence was, that three men were
-always kept at the lighthouse, and this wise rule pertains in the public
-service.</p>
-
-<p>Among the minor miseries of life at the Smalls would be such things
-as a storm, in which the central flooring was entirely displaced, the stove<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">228</span>
-thrown from its position “into the boiling surf below, and the time-piece
-hurled into a sleeping berth opposite the place it usually hung.”</p>
-
-<p>Midway between a rock lighthouse and a shore station, both as to
-structure and as to the experiences of life in it, is that mongrel breed
-amongst edifices, the Pile Lighthouse. There are many sands at the
-mouths of tidal rivers where the water is not deep enough, nor are the
-channels sufficiently wide to make a light-vessel suitable, and which yet
-need marking, and marking, too, at a spot where not only the ordinary
-foundations of masonry, but even the pile foundations used for many
-purposes, would be at fault. Here it is that two very ingenious plans
-have been of service. The one is to fit the lower extremity of piles with
-broad-flanged screws, something like the screw of a steam-vessel, and then
-setting them upright in the sand, screw them down with capstans worked
-from the decks of dumb lighters. These bottom piles once secured, the
-spider legs are bolted on to them, and the spider bodies on the top; a
-ladder draws up, and a boat swings ready to be lowered. The other mode
-of meeting the difficulty of mud or loose silt and sand, is by hollow
-cylinders, which, placed upright on the sand, have the air exhausted from
-the inside of them, and on the principle that nature abhors a vacuum (at
-all events in cylinders), the weight of the atmosphere on the sand outside
-forces it up into the exhausted receiver, and the pile sinks at a rate
-which, until one gets accustomed to it, is rather surprising. Here, as in
-the screw pile, the foundation once established, the superstructure, whether
-of straight shafts or spider legs, is only a matter of detail.</p>
-
-<p>These, then, be the variations of lighthouse structure: rock lighthouses,
-solitary giants rising from the ocean deeps; pile lighthouses, stuck
-about the shallow estuaries on long red legs, like so many flamingoes
-fishing; safer, but with less of dignity and more of ague;—and lastly, the
-real <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">bonâ fide</i> shore lighthouse, with its broad sweep of down, its neat
-cottages, and trim inclosures. If my Lord Grenville had had any thought
-of occupying the residence that he calculated to eliminate from the king’s
-good-humour, we take it there is very little doubt on which class in the
-foregoing category he would have fixed his choice.</p>
-
-<p>The remaining contribution to the complement of the lighting service
-is the light-vessel. There are, unfortunately, too many outlying dangers
-on our coasts where it is either impossible to fix a lighthouse, or where,
-from the shifting character of the shoal, it is necessary to move the light
-from time to time. Of these the most notable are the Goodwin Sands.
-There are constantly propositions for lighthouses on the Goodwin; and
-some men, mortified that dry lands once belonging to the men of Kent
-should be water-wastes for ever, have proposed boldly to reclaim them,
-believing that the scheme would pay, not merely by the acreage added to
-the county, but by the buried treasures to be exhumed. At present they
-are marked with three light-vessels, one at each end and one in the middle.
-There are other floating stations still farther remote from land; and at one—the
-Seven Stones, between the Scilly Islands and the main—the vessel is in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">229</span>
-forty fathoms water. These light-ships ride by chains of a peculiarly
-prepared and toughened iron; and in heavy weather the strain on the
-moorings is relieved by paying out fathom after fathom, until sometimes
-the whole cable (at the Seven Stones, 315 fathoms) is in the water. These
-vessels, of course, are manned by sailors, and the discipline is that of shipboard;
-but here, as on shore, the burden of the main story meets us at the
-first clause of the instructions—“You are to light the lamps every evening
-at sun-setting, and keep them constantly burning, bright and clear, till sun-rising,”
-unless you break adrift, and then, if you have shifted your position
-before you could bring up with your spare anchor, you are to put them out
-and wait till you can be replaced.</p>
-
-<p>Among the curiosities of lighthouse experience are these two. The
-one that it is an occupation in which the modern claim for feminine
-participation has been forestalled. There is at this moment a woman
-light-keeper, and as she retains her employment it may be inferred that
-she does her duty properly. The other is an odd fact, namely, that so far
-back as the last century the rationale of the cod-liver oil fashion was foreshadowed
-at the “Smalls.” As in the wool-combing districts of Yorkshire,
-where the wool is dressed with oil, consumption and strumous affections
-of the like character are rare, so it is said that people going out to the
-“Smalls” as keepers, thin, hectic and emaciated, have returned plump,
-jocund, and robust, on account of living in an unctuous atmosphere, where
-every breath was laden with whale oil, and every meal might be enriched
-with fish.</p>
-
-<p>The French, from economical reasons, early gave their attention to the
-use of seed oils, and the first developments of the moderator lamp of the
-drawing-room are exclusively French. There were many difficulties in the
-way of applying it to lighthouses until it had been greatly simplified,
-because the fact of the carcel lamp being a somewhat complicated piece of
-machinery was against its use in places where, if anything went wrong, it
-might be a month or two before the weather would admit of the light-keepers
-being relieved, and give them an opportunity of exchanging old
-lamps for new. The thing was done at last by a simple but very beautiful
-adjustment of the argand reservoir, under which the prime condition for
-all good combustion was attained, namely, that the oil just about to be
-burnt, should be rarefied and prepared for burning by the action of the
-heat of that which is at the moment being consumed. And so great is
-the quantity of oil used in the three kingdoms, that this change from
-sperm to rapeseed oil must have made a saving of many thousands a year.</p>
-
-<p>But if oil from its portability and comparative simplicity has become
-the standard material for light in lighthouses, and has been the object of
-a thousand and one nice adaptations in regard to its preparation and the
-machinery by which it is consumed, the attention of very able men has
-been given to other sources of illumination.</p>
-
-<p>One of these was known as the Bude light, and consisted of jets
-of oxygen introduced into the centre of oil wicks, producing an intense<span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">230</span>
-combustion, which turned steel wire into fireworks, but requiring great
-management to avoid smoking and charring. It was finally regarded as
-unsuitable on account of the manufacture of the gas and its niceties of
-chemical manipulation.</p>
-
-<p>The Lime lights, of which there are several, are substantially the same
-in this, that oxygen and hydrogen gases have to be made (in the vicinity of
-gas-works, the common gas will do for the hydrogen) and are burnt together
-upon lime or some analogous preparation; and there is a magnificent
-adaptation of the Electric light at this moment at the South Foreland.</p>
-
-<p>The first electric lights were galvanic. The light, developed between
-carbon points, was generated by a galvanic battery. Flickering, intermittent,
-and uncertain, the light was yet sufficiently astonishing, and
-when it came to be discovered that the residuum from the decomposition
-was valuable for making costly colours, “The Electric Power Light and
-Colour Company” offered to sell the mere light at a very low rate; but the
-difficulties in the way were insuperable, the manipulation of the batteries
-was somewhat nice and markedly unhealthy, the flickering was objectionable,
-and the light, though intense, was so extremely minute that the
-shadows of the framework of the lantern-glasses widened outwards in a
-way that would have covered the horizon seaward with broad bands of
-dark.</p>
-
-<p>But the matter was not to stop here. In 1831 it had been discovered
-by Faraday that when a piece of soft iron surrounded by a metallic wire
-was passed by the poles of a magnet, an electric current was produced in
-the wire, which could be exalted so as to give a spark; and upon this
-hint an apparatus has been constructed, consisting of an accumulation of
-powerful magnets and iron cores with surrounding coils. This apparatus,
-driven by steam-engines, and fitted with a subtle ingenuity of resource
-always tending to simplicity that seems a marked feature in the mind
-of the patentee, is, as we have said, at this moment at work, and very
-glorious it is to the eye of the observer; a piece of sunlight poured out
-upon the night.</p>
-
-<p>The chief point to be determined is its power over fogs. That any
-light will penetrate through some fogs is out of the question. The Sun
-himself can’t do it. But the artificial light that can hold out longest and
-pierce the farthest is clearly the light at all costs for the turning points in
-the great ocean highways.</p>
-
-<p>A success of this kind would create something of a revolution in a
-branch of lighthouse art on which a vast amount of ingenuity and even
-genius has been expended; that is, the apparatus by which the light
-should be exhibited. There may be divisions among scientific men as to
-the abstract nature and action of light, but sufficient of its secondary laws
-are known to make various arrangements in regard to the management of
-a generated light most valuable.</p>
-
-<p>The old plan known in scientific nomenclature as the Catoptric system
-is by reflection.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">231</span></p>
-
-<p>Take a bowl of copper, something like a wash-hand basin, and having
-shaped it carefully into a parabolic curve, and then silvered and polished
-the interior, set it up on its side and introduce an argand lamp into it, so
-that the flame of the lamp shall be in true focus, and we have a reflecting
-apparatus. These may be multiplied in double and triple rows, and may
-be either placed upon flat faces, or curved to the circle, but a lamp in the
-centre of a reflector is the basis of the arrangement.</p>
-
-<p>If a light were put upon a rock in the ocean without a reflector, it would
-be seen dimly, but all round. Dimly, because the light, spreading in all
-directions, would be weak and diluted, but visible all round because there
-would be nothing to obstruct it. But put this light into a twenty-one
-inch reflector, and we have two distinct consequences;—one that we
-obstruct the radiation of all the rays except those that escape from the
-mouth of the reflector; the other, that we reflect into the same direction
-as the rays that are escaping all those we have obstructed from their
-natural radiation.</p>
-
-<p>A twenty-one inch reflector allows the rays issuing from it to diverge
-fifteen degrees. So that we have the light of the 360 degrees (the
-whole of the circle) gathered into fifteen (a twenty-fourth part of the
-circle). It does not quite follow that within that area the light will be
-twenty-four times as strong as if allowed to dissipate itself all round,
-because something must be allowed for absorption and waste; but we
-believe this allowance has been greatly overstated, and that where there are
-no mechanical difficulties in the way, the reflecting system is decidedly the
-best. Of course where it is necessary to light more than fifteen degrees
-of the circle, it will be necessary to use more reflectors, placing them side
-by side round a shaft, and if these are set into revolving motion, focus
-after focus of each reflector comes before the eye of the mariner, and the
-effect is all that can be desired.</p>
-
-<p>The dioptric or refracting system of lighting is the reverse of this. In
-the reflector the light is caught into a basin and thrown out again. In
-the refracting system, in its passage through the glass prisms, it is bent
-up or down and falls full upon the eye of the mariner, instead of
-wasting itself among the stars or down among the rocks at the lighthouse
-foot. For light, falling upon glass at a certain angle, does not go
-straight on, but gets deflected and transmitted in an altered line, as
-it does through water. And here comes the weakness of the dioptric
-system, in close vicinity to its strength. It is true that prisms and lenses
-send the light in the direction which is desired, but they charge a
-toll for the transmission; the glass is thick, and somewhat of the nature
-of a sponge. If we write on blotting-paper the marks appear on the
-other side, but some of the ink has soaked sideways, and there is very
-little doubt, that when light is transmitted through glass, a good deal of it
-is absorbed and retained.</p>
-
-<p>To those who have never seen a dioptric apparatus, or a diagram of one, it
-would be very difficult to make any written description intelligible. The<span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">232</span>
-reader must imagine a central lamp, with three or four circular wicks, making
-up a core of light four inches across, and as many high. Round this, and
-on a level with it, at a distance of three feet from it, go belts of glass.
-From these belts, or panels, the light goes straight out to sea, but as there
-is a great quantity of light which goes up to the ceiling and down to the
-floor, rings of prisms are put above and below the main panels, and these
-catch the upper and lower light, and bend it out to sea, parallel to the
-main central beam. When a revolving light has to be made by the
-dioptric apparatus, the lenses are so constructed that the light, in going
-through them, is gathered up into the exact similitude of a ray, as it
-would leave the mouth of a reflector, and of course with the same result;
-the central lamp remains stationary, and the lenses move round it, and
-focus after focus, flash after flash, come upon the eye of the mariner. Both
-the systems admit of peculiar adaptations, and they have been occasionally
-combined into a hybrid apparatus, called Cata-dioptric.</p>
-
-<p>This, then, is, in brief, the history of the development of the lighthouse
-system of the United Kingdom. We think it has fairly kept pace with the
-development of the mercantile marine. When there were coal fires at
-some lighthouses, and wax candles at others, the vessels that passed them,
-and were guided by them, were not such as modern shipwrights would
-look at with much complacency. But the age that has produced the <i>Great
-Eastern</i> can also point to the Skerryvore and the Bishop Rock lighthouses,
-to the Electric light, and to a first-class Lighting apparatus.</p>
-
-<p>Whatever the future in store for the English lighthouse system, one
-thing is certain, that it cannot, and was never meant to supersede seamanship.
-No amount of lighting will dispense with the necessity for eyes, no
-extent of warning is so good as the capacity for grappling with a danger.
-The lighthouse authorities may cheer a sailor on his way with leading
-lights and beacon warnings, but he must still be a sailor to turn their
-warnings to account.</p>
-
-<p>When Rudyerd’s Eddystone was building, Louis XIV. was at war
-with England, and a French privateer took the men at work upon the
-rock, and carried them to a French prison. When that monarch heard of
-it, he immediately ordered them to be released, and the captors to be put
-in their place; declaring that, though at enmity with England, he was not
-at war with mankind. Extremes meet. The most gorgeous monarch in
-Europe and the plain Quaker of Liverpool had one point in common;—they
-both agreed that the erection of a Lighthouse was “a great holy good,
-to serve and save humanity.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="il_11" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 27em;">
- <img src="images/i_232a.jpg" width="1055" height="1492" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">BESSY’S SPECTACLES.</div></div>
-
-<div id="toclink_233" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">233</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Lovel_the_Widower">Lovel the Widower.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<h3>CHAPTER II.<br />
-
-<span class="subhead"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Prior is kept at the Door.</span></span></h3>
-
-<div>
- <img class="drop-cap idc" src="images/i_233.jpg" width="666" height="909" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap-image"><span class="smcap larger"><span class="dc">Of </span>course</span> we all
-know who she was,
-the Miss Prior of
-Shrublands, whom
-papa and grandmamma
-called to
-the unruly children.
-Years had
-passed since I had
-shaken the Beak
-Street dust off my
-feet. The brass
-plate of “Prior”
-was removed from
-the once familiar
-door, and screwed,
-for what I can tell,
-on to the late reprobate
-owner’s
-coffin. A little
-eruption of mushroom-formed
-brass
-knobs I saw on the
-door-post when I
-passed by it last
-week, and <span class="smcap">Café
-des Ambassadeurs</span>
-was thereon inscribed, with three fly-blown blue teacups, a couple of
-coffee-pots of the well-known Britannia metal, and two freckled copies of
-the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Indépendance Belge</i> hanging over the window blind. Were those
-their Excellencies the Ambassadors at the door, smoking cheroots?
-Pool and Billiards were written on their countenances, their hats, their
-elbows. They may have been ambassadors down on their luck, as the
-phrase is. They were in disgrace, no doubt, at the court of her imperial
-majesty Queen Fortune. Men as shabby have retrieved their disgraces
-ere now, washed their cloudy faces, strapped their dingy waistcoats with
-cordons, and stepped into fine carriages from quarters not a whit more<span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">234</span>
-reputable than the Café des Ambassadeurs. If I lived in the Leicester
-Square neighbourhood, and kept a café, I would always treat foreigners
-with respect. They may be billiard-markers now, or doing a little shady
-police business; but why should they not afterwards be generals and
-great officers of state? Suppose that gentleman is at present a barber,
-with his tongs and stick of fixature for the mustachios, how do you know
-he has not his epaulettes and his <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">bâton de maréchal</i> in the same pouch?
-I see engraven on the second-floor bell, on my rooms, “Plugwell.” Who
-can Plugwell be, whose feet now warm at the fire where I sate many a
-long evening? And this gentleman with the fur collar, the straggling
-beard, the frank and engaging leer, the somewhat husky voice, who is
-calling out on the door-step, “Step in, and ’ave it done. Your correct
-likeness, only one shilling”—is he an ambassador, too? Ah, no: he is
-only the <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Chargé d’affaires</i> of a photographer who lives upstairs: no doubt
-where the little ones used to be. Law bless me! Photography was an
-infant, and in the nursery, too, when <em>we</em> lived in Beak Street.</p>
-
-<p>Shall I own that, for old time’s sake, I went upstairs, and “’ad it
-done”—that correct likeness, price one shilling? Would Some One (I have
-said, I think, that the party in question is well married in a distant island)
-like to have the thing, I wonder, and be reminded of a man whom she
-knew in life’s prime, with brown curly locks, as she looked on the effigy
-of this elderly gentleman, with a forehead as bare as a billiard ball? As I
-went up and down that darkling stair, the ghosts of the Prior children
-peeped out from the banisters; the little faces smiled in the twilight: it
-may be wounds (of the heart) throbbed and bled again,—oh, how freshly
-and keenly! How infernally I have suffered behind that door in that
-room—I mean that one where Plugwell now lives. Confound Plugwell!
-I wonder what that woman thinks of me as she sees me shaking my fist at
-the door? Do you think me mad, madam? I don’t care if you do. Do
-you think when I spoke anon of the ghosts of Prior’s children, I mean
-that any of them are dead? None are, that I know of. A great hulking
-Bluecoat boy, with fluffy whiskers, spoke to me not long since, in an awful
-bass voice, and announced his name as “Gus Prior.” And “How’s Elizabeth?”
-he added, nodding his bullet head. Elizabeth, indeed, you great
-vulgar boy! Elizabeth,—and, by the way, how long we have been keeping
-her waiting!</p>
-
-<p>You see, as I beheld her, a heap of memories struck upon me, and I
-could not help chattering; when of course—and you are perfectly right,
-only you might just as well have left the observation alone: for I knew
-quite well what you were going to say—when I had much better have held
-my tongue. Elizabeth means a history to me. She came to me at a critical
-period of my life. Bleeding and wounded from the conduct of that other
-individual (by her present name of Mrs. O’D—her present <em>O’D</em>-ous name—I
-say, I will never—never call her)—desperately wounded and miserable on
-my return from a neighbouring capital, I went back to my lodgings in
-Beak Street, and there there grew up a strange intimacy between me and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">235</span>
-my landlady’s young daughter. I told her my story—indeed, I believe I
-told anybody who would listen. She seemed to compassionate me. She
-would come wistfully into my rooms, bringing me my gruel and things
-(I could scarcely bear to eat for awhile after—after that affair to which I
-may have alluded before)—she used to come to me, and she used to pity
-me, and I used to tell her all, and to tell her over and over again. Days
-and days have I passed tearing my heart out in that second-floor room
-which answers to the name of Plugwell now. Afternoon after afternoon
-have I spent there, and poured out my story of love and wrong to Elizabeth,
-showed her that waistcoat I told you of—that glove (her hand wasn’t so
-very small either)—her letters, those two or three vacuous, meaningless
-letters, with “My dear sir, mamma hopes you will come to tea;” or, “If
-dear Mr. Batchelor <em>should</em> be riding in the Phœnix Park near the <i>Long
-Milestone</i>, about 2, my sister and I will be in the car, and,” &amp;c.; or, “Oh,
-you kind man! the tickets (she called it <em>tickuts</em>—by heaven! she did) were
-too welcome, and the <em>bouquays</em> too lovely” (this word, I saw, had been
-operated on with a penknife. I found no faults, not even in her spelling—then);
-or—never mind what more. But more of this <em>puling</em>, of this <em>humbug</em>,
-of this <em>bad spelling</em>, of this infernal jilting, swindling, heartless hypocrisy
-(all her mother’s doing, I own; for until he <em>got his place</em>, my rival was
-not so well received as I was)—more of this <span class="allsmcap">RUBBISH</span>, I say, I showed
-Elizabeth, and she pitied me!</p>
-
-<p>She used to come to me day after day, and I used to talk to her. She
-used not to say much. Perhaps she did not listen; but I did not care for
-that. On—and on—and on I would go with my prate about my passion,
-my wrongs, and despair; and untiring as my complaints were, still more
-constant was my little hearer’s compassion. Mamma’s shrill voice would
-come to put an end to our conversation, and she would rise up with an
-“Oh, bother!” and go away: but the next day the good girl was sure to
-come to me again, when we would have another repetition of our tragedy.</p>
-
-<p>I daresay you are beginning to suppose (what, after all, is a very common
-case, and certainly <em>no conjuror</em> is wanted to make the guess) that out of all
-this crying and sentimentality, which a soft-hearted old fool of a man
-poured out to a young girl—out of all this whimpering and pity, something
-which is said to be akin to pity might arise. But in this, my good madam,
-you are utterly wrong. Some people have the small-pox twice, <em>I do not</em>.
-In my case, if a heart is broke, it’s broke: if a flower is withered, it’s
-withered. If I choose to put my grief in a ridiculous light, why not?
-Why do you suppose I am going to make a tragedy of such an old, used-up,
-battered, stale, vulgar, trivial, every-day subject as a jilt who plays
-with a man’s passion, and laughs at him, and leaves him? Tragedy indeed!
-Oh, yes! poison—black-edged note-paper—Waterloo Bridge—one more
-unfortunate, and so forth! No: if she goes, let her go!—<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">si celeres quatit
-pennas</i>, I puff the what-d’ye-call away! But I’ll have no <em>tragedy</em>,
-mind you!</p>
-
-<p>Well! it must be confessed that a man desperately in love (as I fear I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">236</span>
-must own I then was, and a good deal cut up by Glorvina’s conduct) is a
-most selfish being: whilst women are so soft and unselfish that they can
-forget or disguise their own sorrows for awhile, whilst they minister to a
-friend in affliction. I did not see, though I talked with her daily, on
-my return from that accursed Dublin, that my little Elizabeth was pale
-and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">distraite</i>, and sad, and silent. She would sit quite dumb whilst I
-chattered, her hands between her knees, or draw one of them over her
-eyes. She would say, “Oh, yes! Poor fellow—poor fellow!” now and again,
-as giving a melancholy confirmation of my dismal stories; but mostly she
-remained quiet, her head drooping towards the ground, a hand to her chin,
-her feet to the fender.</p>
-
-<p>I was one day harping on the usual string. I was telling Elizabeth
-how, after presents had been accepted, after letters had passed between us
-(if her scrawl could be called letters, if my impassioned song could be so
-construed), after everything but the actual word had passed our lips—I was
-telling Elizabeth how, on one accursed day, Glorvina’s mother greeted me
-on my arrival in M-rr-n Square, by saying, “Dear—dear Mr. Batchelor,
-we look on you quite as one of the family! Congratulate me—congratulate
-my child! Dear Tom has got his appointment as Recorder of Tobago;
-and it is to be a match between him and his cousin Glory.”</p>
-
-<p>“His cousin <em>What!</em>” I shriek with a maniac laugh.</p>
-
-<p>“My poor Glorvina! Sure the children have been fond of each other
-ever since they could speak. I knew your kind heart would be the first to
-rejoice in their happiness!”</p>
-
-<p>And so, say I—ending the story—I, who thought myself loved, was
-left without a pang of pity: I, who could mention a hundred reasons why
-I thought Glorvina well disposed to me, was told she regarded me as an
-<em>uncle</em>! Were her letters such as nieces write? Whoever heard of an
-uncle walking round Merrion Square for hours of a rainy night, and
-looking up to a bedroom window, because his <em>niece</em>, forsooth, was behind
-it? I had set my whole heart on the cast, and this was the return I got
-for it. For months she cajoles me—her eyes follow me, her cursed smiles
-welcome and fascinate me, and at a moment, at the beck of another—she
-laughs at me and leaves me!</p>
-
-<p>At this, my little pale Elizabeth, still hanging down, cries, “Oh, the
-villain! the villain!” and sobs so that you might have thought her little
-heart would break.</p>
-
-<p>“Nay,” said I, “my dear, Mr. O’Dowd is no villain. His uncle, Sir
-Hector, was as gallant an old officer as any in the service. His aunt was
-a Molloy, of Molloy’s Town, and they are of excellent family, though, I
-believe, of embarrassed circumstances; and young <span class="locked">Tom——”</span></p>
-
-<p>“<em>Tom?</em>” cries Elizabeth, with a pale, bewildered look. “<em>His name
-wasn’t Tom</em>, dear Mr. Batchelor; <em>his name was Woo-woo-illiam</em>!” and
-the tears begin again.</p>
-
-<p>Ah, my child! my child! my poor young creature! and you, too, have
-felt the infernal stroke. You, too, have passed the tossing nights of pain—have<span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">237</span>
-heard the dreary hours toll—have looked at the cheerless sunrise
-with your blank sleepless eyes—have woke out of dreams, mayhap in
-which the beloved was smiling on you, whispering love-words—oh! how
-sweet and fondly remembered! What!—your heart has been robbed,
-too, and your treasury is rifled and empty!—poor girl! And I looked
-in that sad face, and saw no grief there! You could do your little
-sweet endeavour to soothe my wounded heart, and I never saw yours was
-bleeding! Did you suffer more than I did, my poor little maid? I hope
-not. Are you so young, and is all the flower of life blighted for you?
-the cup without savour, the sun blotted, or almost invisible over your
-head? The truth came on me all at once: I felt ashamed that my own
-selfish grief should have made me blind to hers.</p>
-
-<p>“What!” said I, “my poor child. Was it...?” and I pointed with
-my finger <em>downwards</em>.</p>
-
-<p>She nodded her poor head.</p>
-
-<p>I knew it was the lodger who had taken the first floor shortly after
-Slumley’s departure. He was an officer in the Bombay Army. He had
-had the lodgings for three months. He had sailed for India shortly before
-I returned home from Dublin.</p>
-
-<p>Elizabeth is waiting all this time—shall she come in? No, not yet.
-I have still a little more to say about the Priors.</p>
-
-<p>You understand that she was no longer Miss Prior of Beak Street, and
-that mansion, even at the time of which I write, had been long handed
-over to other tenants. The captain dead, his widow with many tears pressed
-me to remain with her, and I did, never having been able to resist that kind
-of appeal. Her statements regarding her affairs were not strictly correct.—Are
-not women sometimes incorrect about money matters?—A landlord
-(not unjustly indignant) quickly handed over the mansion in Beak Street
-to other tenants. The Queen’s taxes swooped down on poor Mrs. Prior’s
-scanty furniture—on hers?—on mine likewise: on my neatly-bound
-college books, emblazoned with the effigy of Bonifacius, our patron, and
-of Bishop Budgeon, our founder; on my elegant Raphael Morghen prints,
-purchased in undergraduate days—(ye Powers! what <em>did</em> make us boys
-go tick for fifteen-guinea proofs of Raphael, Dying Stags, Duke of Wellington
-Banquets, and the like?); my harmonium, at which <span class="allsmcap">SOME ONE</span> has
-warbled songs of my composition—(I mean the words, artfully describing
-my passions, my hopes, or my despair); on my rich set of Bohemian
-glass, bought on the Zeil, Frankfort O. M.; on my picture of my father,
-the late Captain Batchelor (Hopner), R.N., in white ducks, and a telescope,
-pointing, of course, to a tempest, in the midst of which was a naval
-engagement; on my poor mother’s miniature, by old Adam Buck, in
-pencil and pink, with no waist to speak of at all; my tea and cream
-pots (bullion), with a hundred such fond knicknacks as decorate the
-chamber of a lonely man. I found all these household treasures in possession
-of the myrmidons of the law, and had to pay the Priors’ taxes
-with this hand, before I could be redintegrated in my own property.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">238</span>
-Mrs. Prior could only pay me back with a widow’s tears and blessings
-(Prior had quitted ere this time a world where he had long ceased to be of
-use or ornament). The tears and blessings, I say, she offered me freely,
-and they were all very well. But why go on tampering with the tea-box,
-madam? Why put your finger—your finger?—your whole paw—in the
-jam-pot? And it is a horrible fact that the wine and spirit bottles
-were just as leaky after Prior’s decease as they had been during his disreputable
-lifetime. One afternoon, having a sudden occasion to return to
-my lodgings, I found my wretched landlady in the very act of marauding
-sherry. She gave an hysterical laugh, and then burst into tears. She
-declared that since her poor Prior’s death she hardly knew what she said
-or did. She may have been incoherent; she was; but she certainly spoke
-truth on <em>this</em> occasion.</p>
-
-<p>I am speaking lightly—flippantly, if you please—about this old Mrs.
-Prior, with her hard, eager smile, her weazened face, her frowning look, her
-cruel voice; and yet, goodness knows, I could, if I liked, be serious as a
-sermonizer. Why, this woman had once red cheeks, and was well-looking
-enough, and told few lies, and stole no sherry, and felt the tender passions
-of the heart, and I daresay kissed the weak old beneficed clergyman her
-father very fondly and remorsefully that night when she took leave of
-him to skip round to the back garden-gate and run away with Mr. Prior.
-Maternal instinct she had, for she nursed her young as best she could
-from her lean breast, and went about hungrily, robbing and pilfering for
-them. On Sundays she furbished up that threadbare black silk gown and
-bonnet, ironed the collar, and clung desperately to church. She had a
-feeble pencil drawing of the vicarage in Dorsetshire, and <em>silhouettes</em> of her
-father and mother, which were hung up in the lodgings wherever she went.
-She migrated much: wherever she went she fastened on the gown of the
-clergyman of the parish; spoke of her dear father the vicar, of her wealthy
-and gifted brother the Master of Boniface, with a reticence which implied
-that Dr. Sargent might do more for his poor sister and her family, if he
-would. She plumed herself (oh! those poor moulting old plumes!) upon
-belonging to the clergy; had read a good deal of good sound old-fashioned
-theology in early life, and wrote a noble hand, in which she had been used
-to copy her father’s sermons. She used to put cases of conscience, to
-present her humble duty to the Rev. Mr. Green, and ask explanation of
-such and such a passage of his admirable sermon, and bring the subject
-round so as to be reminded of certain quotations of Hooker, Beveridge,
-Jeremy Taylor. I think she had an old commonplace book with a score of
-these extracts, and she worked them in very amusingly and dexterously
-into her conversation. Green would be interested: perhaps pretty young
-Mrs. Green would call, secretly rather shocked at the coldness of old
-Dr. Brown, the rector, about Mrs. Prior. Between Green and Mrs. Prior
-money transactions would ensue: Mrs. Green’s visits would cease: Mrs.
-Prior was an expensive woman to know. I remember Pye of Maudlin,
-just before he “went over,” was perpetually in Mrs. Prior’s back parlour<span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">239</span>
-with little books, pictures, medals, &amp;c. &amp;c.—you know. They called poor
-Jack a Jesuit at Oxbridge; but one year at Rome I met him (with a
-half-crown shaved out of his head, and a hat as big as Don Basilio’s);
-and he said, “My dear Batchelor, do you know that person at your
-lodgings? I think she was an artful creature! She borrowed fourteen
-pounds of me, and I forget how much of—seven, I think—of Barfoot,
-of Corpus, just—just before we were received. And I believe she absolutely
-got another loan from Pummel, to be able to get out of the hands
-of us Jesuits. Are you going to hear the Cardinal? Do—do go and hear
-him—everybody does: it’s the most fashionable thing in Rome.” And
-from this I opine that there are slyboots in other communions besides
-that of Rome.</p>
-
-<p>Now Mamma Prior had not been unaware of the love passages between
-her daughter and the fugitive Bombay captain. Like Elizabeth, she
-called Captain Walkingham “villain” readily enough; but, if I know
-woman’s nature in the least (and I don’t), the old schemer had thrown her
-daughter only too frequently in the officer’s way, had done no small portion
-of the flirting herself, had allowed poor Bessy to receive presents from
-Captain Walkingham, and had been the manager and directress of much of
-the mischief which ensued. You see, in this humble class of life, unprincipled
-mothers <em>will</em> coax and wheedle and cajole gentlemen whom they
-suppose to be eligible, in order to procure an establishment for their
-darling children! What the Prioress did was done from the best motives
-of course. “Never—never did the monster see Bessy without me, or one or
-two of her brothers and sisters, and Jack and dear Ellen are as sharp children
-as any in England!” protested the indignant Mrs. Prior to me; “and if one
-of my boys had been grown up, Walkingham never would have dared to
-act as he did—the unprincipled wretch! My poor husband would have
-punished the villain as he deserved; but what could he do in his shattered
-state of health? Oh! you men,—you men, Mr. Batchelor! how <em>unprincipled</em>
-you are!”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, my good Mrs. Prior,” said I, “you let Elizabeth come to my
-room often enough.”</p>
-
-<p>“To have the conversation of her uncle’s friend, of an educated man, of
-a man so much older than herself! Of course, dear sir! Would not a
-mother wish every advantage for her child? and whom could I trust,
-if not you, who have ever been such a friend to me and mine?” asks
-Mrs. Prior, wiping her dry eyes with the corner of her handkerchief, as
-she stands by my fire, my monthly bills in hand,—written in her neat old-fashioned
-writing, and calculated with that prodigal liberality which she
-always exercised in compiling the little accounts between us. “Why, bless
-me!” says my cousin, little Mrs. Skinner, coming to see me once when I
-was unwell, and examining one of the just-mentioned documents,—“bless
-me! Charles, you consume more tea than all my family, though we are
-seven in the parlour, and as much sugar and butter,—well, it’s no wonder
-you are bilious!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">240</span></p>
-
-<p>“But then, my dear, I like my tea so <em>very</em> strong,” says I; “and you
-take yours uncommonly mild. I have remarked it at your parties.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a shame that a man should be robbed so,” cried Mrs. S.</p>
-
-<p>“How kind it is of you to cry thieves, Flora!” I reply.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s my duty, Charles!” exclaims my cousin. “And I should like to
-know who that great, tall, gawky red-haired girl in the passage is!”</p>
-
-<p>Ah me! the name of the only woman who ever had possession of this
-heart was not Elizabeth; though I own I did think at one time that my little
-schemer of a landlady would not have objected if I had proposed to make
-Miss Prior Mrs. Batchelor. And it is not only the poor and needy who
-have this mania, but the rich, too. In the very highest circles, as I am
-informed by the best authorities, this match-making goes on. Ah woman—woman!—ah
-wedded wife!—ah fond mother of fair daughters! how strange
-thy passion is to add to thy titles that of mother-in-law! I am told, when
-you have got the title, it is often but a bitterness and a disappointment.
-Very likely the son-in-law is rude to you, the coarse, ungrateful brute!
-and very possibly the daughter rebels, the thankless serpent! And yet
-you will go on scheming: and having met only with disappointment from
-Louisa and her husband, you will try and get one for Jemima, and
-Maria, and down even to little Toddles coming out of the nursery in her
-red shoes! When you see her with little Tommy, your neighbour’s child,
-fighting over the same Noah’s ark, or clambering on the same rocking-horse,
-I make no doubt, in your fond silly head, you are thinking, “Will
-those little people meet some twenty years hence?” And you give Tommy
-a very large piece of cake, and have a fine present for him on the Christmas
-tree—you know you do, though he is but a rude, noisy child, and has
-already beaten Toddles, and taken her doll away from her, and made her
-cry. I remember, when I myself was suffering from the conduct of a
-young woman in—in a capital which is distinguished by a viceregal court—and
-from <em>her</em> heartlessness, as well as that of her relative, who I once
-thought would be <em>my</em> mother-in-law—shrieking out to a friend who happened
-to be spouting some lines from Tennyson’s <i>Ulysses</i>:—“By George!
-Warrington, I have no doubt that when the young syrens set their green
-caps at the old Greek captain and his crew, waving and beckoning him
-with their white arms and glancing smiles, and wheedling him with their
-sweetest pipes—I make no doubt, sir, that <em>the mother syrens</em> were behind
-the rocks (with their dyed fronts and cheeks painted, so as to resist water),
-and calling out—‘Now, Halcyone, my child, that air from the Pirata! Now,
-Glaukopis, dear, look well at that old gentleman at the helm! Bathykolpos,
-love, there’s a young sailor on the maintop, who will tumble right down
-into your lap if you beckon him!’ And so on—and so on.” And I laughed
-a wild shriek of despair. For I, too, have been on the dangerous island,
-and come away thence, mad, furious, wanting a strait-waistcoat.</p>
-
-<p>And so, when a white-armed syren, named Glorvina, was bedevilling
-<em>me</em> with her all too tempting ogling and singing, I did not see at the time,
-but <em>now</em> I know, that her artful mother was egging that artful child on.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">241</span></p>
-
-<p>How when the captain died, bailiffs and executions took possession of
-his premises, I have told in a previous page, nor do I care to enlarge much
-upon the odious theme. I think the bailiffs were on the premises before
-Prior’s exit: but he did not know of their presence. If I had to buy them
-out, ’twas no great matter: only I say it <em>was</em> hard of Mrs. Prior to represent
-me in the character of Shylock to the Master of Boniface. Well—well! I
-suppose there are other gentlemen besides Mr. Charles Batchelor who have
-been misrepresented in this life. Sargent and I made up matters afterwards,
-and Miss Bessy was the cause of our coming together again. “Upon my
-word, my dear Batchelor,” says he one Christmas, when I went up to the old
-college, “I did not know how much my—ahem!—my family was obliged to
-you! My—ahem!—niece, Miss Prior, has informed me of various acts of—ahem!—generosity
-which you showed to my poor sister, and her still more
-wretched husband. You got my second—ahem!—nephew—pardon me if
-I forget his Christian name—into the what-d’you-call’em—Bluecoat school;
-you have been, on various occasions, of considerable pecuniary service to
-my sister’s family. A man need not take high university honours to have
-a good—ahem!—heart; and, upon my word, Batchelor, I and my—ahem!—wife,
-are sincerely obliged to you!”</p>
-
-<p>“I tell you what, Master,” said I, “there <em>is</em> a point upon which you
-ought really to be obliged to me, and in which I have been the means of
-putting money into your pocket too.”</p>
-
-<p>“I confess I fail to comprehend you,” says the Master, with his
-grandest air.</p>
-
-<p>“I have got you and Mrs. Sargent a very good governess for your
-children, at the very smallest remuneration,” says I.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you know the charges that unhappy sister of mine and her
-family have put me to already?” says the Master, turning as red as
-his hood.</p>
-
-<p>“They have formed the frequent subject of your conversation,” I
-replied. “You have had Bessy as a governess....”</p>
-
-<p>“A nursery governess—she has learned Latin, and a great deal more,
-since she has been in my house!” cries the Master.</p>
-
-<p>“A nursery governess at the wages of a housemaid,” I continued, as
-bold as Corinthian brass.</p>
-
-<p>“Does my niece, does my—ahem!—children’s governess, complain of
-my treatment in my college?” cries the Master.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear Master,” I asked, “you don’t suppose I would have
-listened to her complaints, or, at any rate, have repeated them,
-until now?”</p>
-
-<p>“And why now, Batchelor, I should like to know?” says the Master,
-pacing up and down his study in a fume, under the portraits of Holy
-Bonifacius, Bishop Budgeon, and all the defunct bigwigs of the college.
-“And why now, Batchelor, I should like to know?” says he.</p>
-
-<p>“Because, though after staying with you for three years, and having
-improved herself greatly, as every woman must in your society, my dear<span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">242</span>
-Master, Miss Prior is worth at least fifty guineas a year more than you
-give her, I would not have had her speak until she had found a better
-place.”</p>
-
-<p>“You mean to say she proposes to go away?”</p>
-
-<p>“A wealthy friend of mine, who was a member of our college, by the
-way, wants a nursery governess, and I have recommended Miss Prior to
-him, at seventy guineas a year.”</p>
-
-<p>“And pray who’s the member of my college who will give my niece
-seventy guineas?” asks the Master, fiercely.</p>
-
-<p>“You remember Lovel, the gentleman-pensioner?”</p>
-
-<p>“The sugar-baking man—the man who took you out of ga...?”</p>
-
-<p>“One good turn deserves another,” says I, hastily. “I have done as
-much for some of your family, Sargent!”</p>
-
-<p>The red Master, who had been rustling up and down his study in his
-gown and bands, stopped in his walk as if I had struck him. He looked
-at me. He turned redder than ever. He drew his hand over his eyes.
-“Batchelor,” says he, “I ask your pardon. It was I who forgot myself—may
-heaven forgive me!—forgot how good you have been to my family,
-to my—ahem!—<em>humble</em> family, and—and how devoutly thankful I ought to
-be for the protection which they have found in you.” His voice quite fell
-as he spoke; and of course any little wrath which I might have felt was
-disarmed before his contrition. We parted the best friends. He not only
-shook hands with me at the study door, but he actually followed me to the
-hall door, and shook hands at his lodge porch, <em>sub Jove</em>, in the quadrangle.
-Huckles, the tutor (Highlow Huckles we used to call him in our time),
-and Botts (Trumperian professor), who happened to be passing through the
-court at the time, stood aghast as they witnessed the phenomenon.</p>
-
-<p>“I say, Batchelor,” asks Huckles, “have you been made a marquis by
-any chance?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why a marquis, Huckles?” I ask.</p>
-
-<p>“Sargent never comes to his lodge-door with any man under a marquis,”
-says Huckles, in a low whisper.</p>
-
-<p>“Or a pretty woman,” says that Botts (he <em>will</em> have his joke).
-“Batchelor, my elderly Tiresias, are you turned into a lovely young lady
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">par hasard</i>?”</p>
-
-<p>“Get along, you absurd Trumperian professor!” say I. But the
-circumstance was the talk not only in Compotation Room that evening
-over our wine, but of the whole college. And further, events happened
-which made each man look at his neighbour with wonder. For that whole
-term Sargent did not ask our nobleman Lord Sackville (Lord Wigmore’s
-son) to the lodge. (Lord W.’s father, you know, Duff, was baker to the
-college.) For that whole term he was rude but twice to Perks, the junior
-tutor, and then only in a very mild way: and what is more, he gave his niece
-a present of a gown, of his blessing, of a kiss, and a high character, when she
-went down;—and promised to put one of her young brothers to school—which
-promise, I need not say, he faithfully kept: for he has good principles,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">243</span>
-Sargent has. He is rude: he is ill-bred: he is <em>bumptious</em> beyond almost
-any man I ever knew: he is spoiled not a little by prosperity;—but he is
-magnanimous: he can own that he has been in the wrong; and oh me!
-what a quantity of Greek he knows!</p>
-
-<p>Although my late friend the captain never seemed to do aught but
-spend the family money, his disreputable presence somehow acted for good
-in the household. “My dear husband kept our family together,” Mrs.
-Prior said, shaking her lean head under her meagre widow’s cap. “Heaven
-knows how I shall provide for these lambs now he is gone.” Indeed, it
-was not until after the death of that tipsy shepherd that the wolves of the
-law came down upon the lambs—myself included, who have passed the age
-of lambhood and mint sauce a long time. They came down upon our fold
-in Beak Street, I say, and ravaged it. What was I to do? Could I leave
-that widow and children in their distress? I was not ignorant of misfortune,
-and knew how to succour the miserable. Nay, I think, the little
-excitement attendant upon the seizure of my goods, &amp;c., the insolent vulgarity
-of the low persons in possession—with one of whom I was very near
-coming to a personal encounter—and other incidents which occurred in the
-bereft household, served to rouse me, and dissipate some of the languor and
-misery under which I was suffering, in consequence of Miss Mulligan’s
-conduct to me. I know I took the late captain to his final abode. My
-good friends the printers of the <i>Museum</i> took one of his boys into their
-counting-house. A blue coat and a pair of yellow stockings were procured
-for Augustus; and seeing the Master’s children walking about in Boniface
-gardens with a glum-looking old wretch of a nurse, I bethought me of
-proposing to him to take his niece Miss Prior—and, heaven be good to me!
-never said one word to her uncle about Miss Bellenden and the Academy.
-I daresay I drew a number of long bows about her. I managed about the
-bad grammar pretty well, by lamenting that Elizabeth’s poor mother had
-been forced to allow the girl to keep company with ill-educated people:
-and added, that she could not fail to mend her English in the house of one
-of the most distinguished scholars in Europe, and one of the best-bred
-women. I did say so, upon my word, looking that half-bred stuck-up
-Mrs. Sargent gravely in the face; and I humbly trust, if that bouncer
-has been registered against me, the Recording Angel will be pleased to
-consider that the motive was good, though the statement was unjustifiable.
-But I don’t think it was the compliment: I think it was the temptation
-of getting a governess for next to nothing that operated upon Madam Sargent.
-And so Bessy went to her aunt, partook of the bread of dependence,
-and drank of the cup of humiliation, and ate the pie of humility,
-and brought up her odious little cousins to the best of her small power,
-and bowed the head of hypocrisy before the don her uncle, and the
-pompous little upstart her aunt. <em>She</em> the best-bred woman in England,
-indeed! She, the little vain skinflint!</p>
-
-<p>Bessy’s mother was not a little loth to part with the fifty pounds
-a year which the child brought home from the Academy; but her departure<span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">244</span>
-thence was inevitable. Some quarrel had taken place there, about which
-the girl did not care to talk. Some rudeness had been offered to Miss
-Bellenden, to which Miss Prior was determined not to submit: or was it
-that she wanted to go away from the scenes of her own misery, and to try
-and forget that Indian captain? Come, fellow-sufferer! Come, child of
-misfortune, come hither! Here is an old bachelor who will weep with
-thee tear for tear!</p>
-
-<p>I protest here is Miss Prior coming into the room at last. A pale face,
-a tawny head of hair combed back, under a black cap: a pair of blue
-spectacles, as I live! a tight mourning dress, buttoned up to her white
-throat; a head hung meekly down: such is Miss Prior. She takes my
-hand when I offer it. She drops me a demure little curtsey, and answers
-my many questions with humble monosyllabic replies. She appeals constantly
-to Lady Baker for instruction, or for confirmation of her statements.
-What! have six years of slavery so changed the frank daring young girl
-whom I remember in Beak Street? She is taller and stouter than she was.
-She is awkward and high-shouldered, but surely she has a very fine figure.</p>
-
-<p>“Will Miss Cecy and Master Popham have their teas here or in the
-schoolroom?” asks Bedford, the butler, of his master. Miss Prior looks
-appealingly to Lady Baker.</p>
-
-<p>“In the sch——” Lady Baker is beginning.</p>
-
-<p>“Here—here!” bawl out the children. “Much better fun down here:
-and you’ll send us out some fruit and things from dinner, papa!” cries Cecy.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s time to dress for dinner,” says her ladyship.</p>
-
-<p>“Has the first bell rung?” asks Lovel.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, the first bell has rung, and grandmamma must go, for it always
-takes her a precious long time to dress for dinner!” cries Pop. And,
-indeed, on looking at Lady Baker, the connoisseur might perceive that her
-ladyship was a highly composite person, whose charms required very much
-care and arrangement. There are some cracked old houses where the
-painters and plumbers and puttyers are always at work.</p>
-
-<p>“Have the goodness to ring the bell!” she says, in a majestic manner,
-to Miss Prior, though I think Lady Baker herself was nearest.</p>
-
-<p>I sprang towards the bell myself, and my hand meets Elizabeth’s there,
-who was obeying her ladyship’s summons, and who retreats, making me
-the demurest curtsey. At the summons, enter Bedford the butler (he was
-an old friend of mine, too) and young Buttons, the page under that butler.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Baker points to a heap of articles on a table, and says to Bedford:
-“If you please, Bedford, tell my man to give those things to Pinhorn, my
-maid, to be taken to my room.”</p>
-
-<p>“Shall not I take them up, dear Lady Baker?” says Miss Prior.</p>
-
-<p>But Bedford, looking at his subordinate, says: “Thomas! tell
-Bulkeley, her ladyship’s man, to take her ladyship’s things, and give
-them to her ladyship’s maid.” There was a tone of sarcasm, even of
-parody, in Monsieur Bedford’s voice; but his manner was profoundly grave
-and respectful. Drawing up her person, and making a motion, I don’t know<span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">245</span>
-whether of politeness or defiance, exit Lady Baker, followed by page, bearing
-bandboxes, shawls, paper parcels, parasols—I know not what. Dear Popham
-stands on his head as grandmamma leaves the room. “Don’t be vulgar!”
-cries little Cecy (the dear child is always acting as a little Mentor to her
-brother). “I shall, if I like,” says Pop; and he makes faces at her.</p>
-
-<p>“You know your room, Batch?” asks the master of the house.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Batchelor’s old room—always has the blue room,” says Bedford,
-looking very kindly at me.</p>
-
-<p>“Give us,” cries Lovel, “a bottle of that Sau....”</p>
-
-<p>“... Terne, Mr. Batchelor used to like. Château Yquem. All right!”
-says Mr. Bedford. “How will you have the turbot done you brought
-down?—Dutch sauce?—Make lobster into salad? Mr. Bonnington likes
-lobster salad,” says Bedford. Pop is winding up the butler’s back at this
-time. It is evident Mr. Bedford is a privileged person in the family. As
-he had entered it on my nomination several years ago, and had been ever
-since the faithful valet, butler, and major-domo of Lovel, Bedford and I
-were always good friends when we met.</p>
-
-<p>“By the way, Bedford, why wasn’t the barouche sent for me to the bridge?”
-cries Lovel. “I had to walk all the way home, with a bat and stumps for
-Pop, with the basket of fish, and that bandbox with my <span class="locked">lady’s——”</span></p>
-
-<p>“He—he!” grins Bedford.</p>
-
-<p>“‘He—he!’ Confound you, why do you stand grinning there? Why
-didn’t I have the carriage, I say?” bawls the master of the house.</p>
-
-<p>“<em>You</em> know, sir,” says Bedford. “<em>She</em> had the carriage.” And he
-indicated the door through which Lady Baker had just retreated.</p>
-
-<p>“Then why didn’t I have the phaeton?” asks Bedford’s master.</p>
-
-<p>“Your ma and Mr. Bonnington had the phaeton.”</p>
-
-<p>“And why shouldn’t they, pray? Mr. Bonnington is lame: I’m at
-my business all day. I should like to know why they <em>shouldn’t</em> have the
-phaeton?” says Lovel, appealing to me. As we had been sitting talking
-together previous to Miss Prior’s appearance, Lady Baker had said to
-Lovel, “Your mother and Mr. Bonnington are coming to dinner <em>of
-course</em>, Frederick;” and Lovel had said, “Of course they are,” with a
-peevish bluster, whereof I now began to understand the meaning. The
-fact was, these two women were fighting for the possession of this child;
-but who was the Solomon to say which should have him? Not I. <em>Nenni.</em>
-I put my oar in no man’s boat. Give me an easy life, my dear friends, and
-row me gently over.</p>
-
-<p>“You had better go and dress,” says Bedford sternly, looking at his
-master; “the first bell has rung this quarter of an hour. Will you have
-some 34?”</p>
-
-<p>Lovel started up; he looked at the clock. “You are all ready, Batch, I
-see. I hope you are going to stay some time, ain’t you?” And he disappeared
-to array himself in his sables and starch. I was thus alone with Miss
-Prior, and her young charges, who resumed straightway their infantine
-gambols and quarrels.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">246</span></p>
-
-<p>“My dear Bessy!” I cry, holding out both hands, “I am heartily
-glad <span class="locked">to——”</span></p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Ne m’appelez que de mon nom paternel devant tout ce monde s’il vous
-plait, mon cher ami, mon bon protecteur!</i>” she says, hastily, in very good
-French, folding her hands and making a curtsey.</p>
-
-<p>“<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Oui, oui, oui! Parlez-vous Français? J’aime, tu aimes, il aime!</i>” cries
-out dear Master Popham. “What are you talking about? Here’s the
-phaeton!” and the young innocent dashes through the open window on
-to the lawn, whither he is followed by his sister, and where we see the
-carriage containing Mr. and Mrs. Bonnington rolling over the smooth walk.</p>
-
-<p>Bessy advances towards me, and gives me readily enough now the hand
-she had refused anon.</p>
-
-<p>“I never thought you would have refused it, Bessy,” said I.</p>
-
-<p>“Refuse it to the best friend I ever had!” she says, pressing my hand.
-“Ah, dear Mr. Batchelor, what an ungrateful wretch I should be, if
-I did!”</p>
-
-<p>“Let me see your eyes. Why do you wear spectacles? You never
-wore them in Beak Street,” I say. You see I was very fond of the child.
-She had wound herself around me in a thousand fond ways. Owing to a
-certain Person’s conduct my heart may be a ruin—a Persepolis, sir—a
-perfect Tadmor. But what then? May not a traveller rest under its
-shattered columns? May not an Arab maid repose there till the morning
-dawns and the caravan passes on? Yes, my heart is a Palmyra, and once
-a queen inhabited me (O Zenobia! Zenobia! to think thou shouldst have
-been led away captive by an O’D.!) Now, I am alone, alone in the
-solitary wilderness. Nevertheless, if a stranger comes to me I have a spring
-for his weary feet, I will give him the shelter of my shade. Rest thy cheek
-awhile, young maiden, on my marble—then go thy ways, and leave me.</p>
-
-<p>This I thought, or something to this effect, as in reply to my remark,
-“Let me see your eyes,” Bessy took off her spectacles, and I took them
-up and looked at her. Why didn’t I say to her, “My dear brave
-Elizabeth! as I look in your face, I see you have had an awful deal of
-suffering. Your eyes are inscrutably sad. We who are initiated, know
-the members of our Community of Sorrow. We have both been wrecked
-in different ships, and been cast on this shore. Let us go hand-in-hand, and
-find a cave and a shelter somewhere together.” I say, why didn’t I say
-this to her? She would have come, I feel sure she would. We would
-have been semi-attached as it were. We would have locked up that room
-in either heart where the skeleton was, and said nothing about it, and
-pulled down the party-wall and taken our mild tea in the garden. I live
-in Pump Court now. It would have been better than this dingy loneliness
-and a snuffy laundress who bullies me. But for Bessy? Well—well,
-perhaps better for her too.</p>
-
-<p>I remember these thoughts rushing through my mind whilst I held
-the spectacles. What a number of other things too? I remember two
-canaries making a tremendous concert in their cage. I remember the voices<span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">247</span>
-of the two children quarrelling on the lawn, the sound of the carriage-wheels
-grinding over the gravel; and then of a little old familiar cracked
-voice in my ear, with a “La, Mr. Batchelor! are <em>you</em> here?” And a sly
-face looks up at me from under an old bonnet.</p>
-
-<p>“It is mamma,” says Bessy.</p>
-
-<p>“And I’m come to tea with Elizabeth and the dear children; and
-while you are at dinner, dear Mr. Batchelor, thankful—thankful for all
-mercies! And, dear me! here is Mrs. Bonnington, I do declare! Dear
-madam, how well you look—not twenty, I declare! And dear Mr. Bonnington!
-Oh, sir! let me—let me, I <em>must</em> press your hand. What a
-sermon last Sunday! All Putney was in tears!”</p>
-
-<p>And the little woman, flinging out her lean arms, seizes portly Mr.
-Bonnington’s fat hand: as he and kind Mrs. Bonnington enter at the
-open casement. The little woman seems inclined to do the honours of
-the house. “And won’t you go upstairs, and put on your cap? Dear
-me, what a lovely ribbon! How blue does become Mrs. Bonnington! I
-always say so to Elizabeth,” she cries, peeping into a little packet which
-Mrs. Bonnington bears in her hand. After exchanging friendly words and
-greetings with me, that lady retires to put the lovely cap on, followed by
-her little jackal of an aide-de-camp. The portly clergyman surveys his
-pleased person in the spacious mirror. “Your things are in your old
-room—like to go in, and brush up a bit?” whispers Bedford to me. I
-am obliged to go, you see, though, for my part, I had thought, until
-Bedford spoke, that the ride on the top of the Putney omnibus had left
-me without any need of brushing; having aired my clothes, and given my
-young cheek a fresh and agreeable bloom.</p>
-
-<p>My old room, as Bedford calls it, was that snug apartment communicating
-by double doors with the drawing-room, and whence you can walk
-on to the lawn out of the windows.</p>
-
-<p>“Here’s your books, here’s your writing-paper,” says Bedford, leading
-the way into the chamber. “Does sore eyes good to see <em>you</em> down here
-again, sir. You may smoke now. Clarence Baker smokes when he comes.
-Go and get some of that wine you like for dinner.” And the good fellow’s
-eyes beam kindness upon me as he nods his head, and departs to superintend
-the duties of his table. Of course you understand that this
-Bedford was my young printer’s boy of former days. What a queer
-fellow! I had not only been kind to him, but he was grateful.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div id="toclink_248" class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">248</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="An_Essay_without_End">An Essay without End.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="in0"><span class="firstword">To</span> some reader, perhaps, an essay without end may appear odd, and opposed
-to the regular order of things; but if he will kindly imagine the line
-written on his gravestone—and it is an epitaph which my own ghost
-would regard with particular satisfaction—he will at once see that it is by
-no means singular. And whatever propriety there may be in its application
-to human life, extends to any process of thought; for thought, like
-life, is essential, without beginning and without end.</p>
-
-<p>It is this which makes abstract reflection so unsatisfying. An abstract
-thought is a sort of disembodied spirit; and when matched with its kind,
-the result is generally a progeny of ghosts and chimeras—numerous, but
-incapable. In fact, we do not often get so much as that out of it.
-Abstract thought generally travels backward. Childless itself, it goes upon
-its own pedigree; and as that becomes mysterious in proportion as it is
-remote, we soon find ourselves in a company of shadows, too vast to
-contemplate and too subtle for apprehension.</p>
-
-<p>Again it is with thought as it is with life (I should say “soul,” if
-the word had not been hackneyed out of all endurance—but then the poets
-have exhausted nature)—it must be married to something material before
-you can hope to get good fruit from it—capable of continuing the species.
-Luckily, anything will do. It seems to have been foreseen from the
-creation that thought would scarcely prove prolific, unless it might be
-kindled at every sense and by every object in the world. Experience more
-than proves the justness of that foresight, and thus we have sermons in
-stones. By a bountiful provision, the human mind is capable of immediate
-and fruitful alliance with a bough, a brook, a cloud—all that the eye may
-see or the ear echo. It may be observed, too, that just as Sir Cassian
-Creme strengthens the blood of his ancient and delicate house by an
-alliance with his dairy-woman, so a cultivated mind may produce more
-vigorous progeny by intimacy with an atom than with any long-descended
-speculation on the Soul, say. Coleridge’s method of thinking is much to
-the purpose, and what came of it as a whole?</p>
-
-<p>For amusement’s sake, let us carry theory into practice. Let us try
-what course of reflection we may get by contemplating the first natural
-object that comes to hand. The field is wide enough: there is Parnassus,
-and there is Holborn Hill. But there are too many squatters on the
-former eminence already, perhaps; and besides, a kind of Bedlam is said to
-have arisen about the base of it lately, beyond which few adventurers are
-known to proceed. Our aspirations are humble—we may choose the
-lesser hill.</p>
-
-<p>“Alas, then!” says the dear reader, “we are to have some antiquarian
-reflections. Better Parnassus and Bedlam!”—Fear not. Providence, which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">249</span>
-has otherwise been very good to me, gave me a Protestant mind; and
-while therein exists no disposition to adore St. Botolph’s toes, or to worship
-St. Pancras’s well-preserved tibia, I am equally unenthusiastic about Pope’s
-nightcap, I don’t care a fig for Queen Anne’s farthings, and I would not go
-round the corner to behold the site of the Chelsea bunhouse. There is
-little, after all, in bricks, bones, and the coffins of men; but a glimpse into
-the lives of men, or into the eyes of nature—that is another thing.</p>
-
-<p>The one may always be had in London, the other never could be had,
-were it not for Holborn Hill. Circumstances permitting, every city ought
-to be built on a hill; for reasons of morality, and therefore for reasons of
-state. No doubt, there is a certain agreeable monotony in levels, gentle
-gradients, and a perspicuous network of streets; they may even impose
-a wholesome contrast upon the minds of well-to-do citizens, who go “out of
-town.” But what of the ill-to-do citizen, who never leaves its walls?
-Not only do the bare hard streets present to him no natural thing, but
-with strait lines of brick on every side, a stony plane at his feet, and a flat
-dull roof over all, he gets no hint of a natural thing; and all that is
-artificial in him is hardened and encouraged. But suppose the city streets
-wind up and down and round about a hill? Then by no devices of brick
-or stone can you keep out the country. Then Nature defies your macadamization
-and your chimney stacks; it is impossible to forget her, or to
-escape her religious gaze.</p>
-
-<p>When did it occur to any ordinary person walking Bond Street, that
-once there had been turf there, and a running about of beetles? On the
-other hand, what man of any kind looks over the little Fleet valley to
-where Holborn Hill rises on the other side, without wondering how the
-houses came there—without feeling that they are only another sort of tents,
-pitched upon the earth for a time? “They, too, have to be struck,” says
-he, “and there is everywhere wandering away!”</p>
-
-<p>The result is, then, that he hits upon a reflection, which is, I do not
-say profound, but at the bottom of all profundity, so far as we have
-plumbed it. This reflection is to be found in the sap, fibre, and fruit of all
-morality, all law, philosophy, and religion. There is nothing like it to
-move the hearts of men; the heart it <em>cannot</em> move belongs to an atheist
-(which creature, and not the ape, as some have supposed, is the link
-between brutes and men), the heart which it <em>has not</em> moved, to one quite
-unawakened. For instance, those who fill the gaols; the society of thieves;
-the scum of the population, as it is termed, fermenting in alleys and
-poisoning the state. We have reformatories for the young of this breed,
-whom we endeavour to reclaim by reading, writing, and arithmetic—attendance
-at chapel, and book-keeping by double entry. But when you
-have put the young reprobate through all these exercises, you have only
-succeeded in making gravel walks in a wilderness; and though from those
-trim avenues you may scatter good seed enough, it perishes on the soil, or
-withers in a tangle of weeds. After all our labour and seed-scattering, we
-still complain that it is so hard to reach the heart. Now here we have the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">250</span>
-best means of touching it, perhaps. Let there be found some Professor of
-Time and Eternity, skilled to show how the world goes—and <em>is going</em>:
-who should exhibit, as in a wizard’s glass, the unending procession of
-human life. The Roman in his pride, a hundred million Romans in their
-pride—all perished; millions of elegant Greeks, with their elegant wives
-and mistresses, all perished; Attila’s thundering hosts riding off the
-scene—vanished: the clatter of their spears, the fury of their eyes, the
-tossing of their shaggy hair, the cloud of thoughts that moved upon their
-faces—they and all that belonged to them.</p>
-
-<p>Not that these personages make the most affecting groups in the series
-of dissolving views which illustrate the history of the world. I would
-rather confine myself to Holborn Hill, were I professor, in a penitentiary,
-of Time and Eternity; and between the period when it lay solitary in the
-moonlight, clothed with grass, crowned with trees, bitterns booming by the
-river below, while some wild mother lay under the branches singing to her
-baby in a tongue dead as herself now—from that time to the present there
-has been a very pretty striking of tents and wandering away. Quite
-enough for any professor’s purpose. Quite enough, if impressed upon an
-ignorant vicious heart, to prepare it for a better—certainly for a more
-responsible life. Your young reprobate will never perceive his relations
-to his Creator, till he has discovered the relations of mankind to creation,
-and his own place among mankind. You desire him to contemplate the
-Future: he cannot do it till he is shown the Past.</p>
-
-<p>There is a Scripture text apropos of this, which I have longed many a
-day to sermonize upon, but we are far enough from Holborn Hill already;
-and apart from moral and mental considerations, it is a sufficient reason for
-building cities in hilly places, if the hard-worked, captive people are thus
-kept in remembrance of the country, and its peace and health. This is a
-luxury as well as a good; delight to the senses, as well as medicine for the
-mind. Some of us love nature with a large and personal love. I am sure
-I do, for one. Thinking of her, immured in London as I am, I think also
-of that prisoner in the Bastille, who prayed Monseigneur for “some
-tidings of my poor wife, were it only her name upon a card.” Were I a
-prisoner long, I should pray not only for that, but for some tidings of my
-mistress Nature, were it only her name in a leaf. And whereas some of
-us who have sweethearts go prowling about the dear one’s house, searching
-through the walls for her, so at favourable opportunities I search for my
-mistress through the bricks and stones of Holborn Hill. In the noon of a
-midsummer day, with the roar of carts, waggons, Atlas and other omnibusses
-rattling in my ears, with that little bill of Timmins’s on my mind,
-how have I seen it clad in green, the stream running in the hollow, and
-white dandelion tufts floating in the air. There a grasshopper chirped; a
-bee hummed, going his way; and countless small creatures, burrowing in
-the grass, buzzed and whirred like a company of small cotton-spinners
-with all their looms at work. Practically, there is no standing timber
-within several miles of the place; but if I have not seen trees where an<span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">251</span>
-alamode beef business is supposed to be carried on, I am blind. I have
-seen trees, and heard the blackbird whistle.</p>
-
-<p>There is much significance, under the circumstances, in hearing the
-blackbird whistle. It is a proof that to me there was perfect silence. The
-peculiarity of this animal is, that he <em>makes</em> silence. The more he whistles,
-the more still is all nature beside. It is not difficult to imagine him a sort
-of fugleman, herald, or black rod, going between earth and heaven in the
-interest of either. Take a case: an evening in autumn. About six o’clock
-there comes a shower of rain, a bountiful shower, all in shilling drops.
-The earth drinks and drinks, holding its breath; while the trees make a
-pleasant noise, their leaves kissing each other for joy. Presently the rain
-ceases. Drops fall one by one, lazily, from the satisfied boughs, and sink
-to the roots of the grass, lying there in store. Then the blackbird, already
-on duty in his favourite tree, sounds his bugle-note. “Attention!” sings
-he to the winds big and little; “the earth will return thanks.” Whereupon
-there is a stillness deep as—no, not as death, but a silence so profound
-that it seems as if it were itself the secret of life, that profoundest thing.
-This your own poor carcase appears to recognize. The little life therein—not
-more than a quart pot full—knows the presence of the great ocean from
-which it was taken, and yearns. It stirs in its earthen vessel; you feel
-it moving in your very fingers; you may almost hear your right hand
-calling to the left, “I live! I live!” Silence proclaimed, thanksgiving
-begins. There is a sensation of the sound of ten thousand voices, and the
-swinging of ten thousand censers; besides the audible singing of birds, the
-humming of beetles, and the noise of small things which praise the Lord by
-rubbing their legs together.</p>
-
-<p>This bird seems to take another important part in the scheme of nature,
-worth mentioning.</p>
-
-<p>Everybody—everybody at least who has watched by a sick-bed—knows
-that days have their appointed time, and die as well as men. There
-is one awful minute in the twenty-four hours when the day palpably
-expires, and then there is a reach of utter vacancy, of coldness and
-darkness; and then a new day is born, and earth, reassured, throbs again.
-This is not a fancy; or if so, is it from fancy that so many people die in
-this awful hour (“between the night and the morning,” nurses call it),
-or that sick men grow paler, fainter, more insensible? I think not. To
-appearance they are plainly washed down by the ebbing night, and plainly
-stranded so near the verge of death that its waters wash over them. Now,
-in five minutes, the sick man is floated away and is gone; or the new day
-comes, snatches him to its bosom, and bears him back to us; and we know
-that he will live. I hope I shall die between the night and the morning,
-so peacefully do we drift away then. But ah! blessed Morning, I am not
-ungrateful. That long-legged daughter of mine, aged eight at present,
-did you not bring her back to me in your mysterious way? At half-past
-two, we said, “Gone!” and began to howl. Three minutes afterward, a
-breath swept over her limbs; five minutes afterward there was a blush like<span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">252</span>
-a reflected light upon her face; seven minutes, and whose eyes but hers
-should open, bright and pure as two blue stars? We had studied those
-stars; and read at a glance that our little one had again entered the
-House of Life.</p>
-
-<p>Our baby’s dying and her new birth is an exact type of the death and
-birth of the day. One description serves for both. As she sank away,
-fainting and cold, so night expires. This takes place at various times,
-according to the season; but generally about two o’clock in the morning in
-these latitudes. If you happen to be watching or working within doors,
-you may note the time by a coldness and shuddering in your limbs, and
-by the sudden waning of the fire, in spite of your best efforts to keep it
-bright and cheerful. Then a wind—generally not a very gentle one—sweeps
-through the streets—<em>once</em>: it does not return, but hurries straight
-on, leaving all calm behind it: that is the breath that passed over the
-child. Now a blush suffuses the East, and then open the violet eyes of the
-day, bright and pure as if there were no death in the world, nor sin. All
-which the blackbird seems to announce to the natural world below. The
-wind we spoke of warns him; whereupon he takes his head from under
-his wing, and keeps a steady look-out toward the East. As soon as the
-glory of the morning appears, he sings his soldierly song; as soon as he
-sings, smaller fowl wake and listen, and peep about quietly; when—there
-comes the day overhead, sailing in the topmost air, in the golden boat with
-the purple sails. And the little winds that blow in the sails—here come
-they, swooping over the meadows, scudding along hedgerows, bounding into
-the big trees, and away to fill those purple sails again, not only with a
-wind, but with a hundred perfumes, and airs heavy with the echoes of a
-hundred songs.<a id="FNanchor_25" href="#Footnote_25" class="fnanchor">25</a></p>
-
-<p>I wish I were a poet; you should have a description of all this in
-verses, and welcome. But if I were a musician! Let us see what we
-should do as musicians. First, you should hear the distant sound of a
-bugle, which sound should float away: that is one of the heralds of the
-morning, flying southward. Then another should issue from the eastern
-gates; and now the grand <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">reveillé</i> should grow, sweep past your ears (like
-the wind aforesaid), and go on, dying as it goes. When as it dies, my
-stringed instruments come in. These to the left of the orchestra break
-into a soft slow movement, the music swaying drowsily from side to side,
-as it were, with a noise like the rustling of boughs. It must not be much
-of a noise, however, for my stringed instruments to the right have begun
-the very song of the morning. The bows tremble upon the strings, like<span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">253</span>
-the limbs of a dancer, who, a-tiptoe, prepares to bound into her ecstacy of
-motion. Away! The song soars into the air as if it had the wings of a
-kite. Here swooping, there swooping, wheeling upward, falling suddenly,
-checked, poised for a moment on quivering wings, and again away. It is
-waltz time, and you hear the Hours dancing to it. Then the horns. Their
-melody overflows into the air richly, like honey of Hybla; it wafts down
-in lazy gusts, like the scent of the thyme from that hill. So my stringed
-instruments to the left cease rustling, listen a little while, catch the music
-of those others, and follow it. Now for the rising of the lark! Henceforward
-it is a chorus, and he is the leader thereof. Heaven and earth
-agree to follow him. I have a part for the brooks—their notes drop, drop,
-drop, like his: for the woods—they sob like him. At length, nothing
-remains but to blow the hautboys; and just as the chorus arrives at its
-fulness, they come maundering in. They have a sweet old blundering
-“cow-song” to themselves—a silly thing, made of the echoes of all pastoral
-sounds. There’s a warbling waggoner in it, and his team jingling their
-bells. There’s a shepherd driving his flock from the fold, bleating; and
-the lowing of cattle.—Down falls the lark like a stone: it is time he looked
-for grubs. Then the hautboys go out, gradually; for the waggoner is far
-on his road to market; sheep cease to bleat and cattle to low, one by one;
-they are on their grazing ground, and the business of the day is begun.
-Last of all, the heavenly music sweeps away to waken more westering
-lands, over the Atlantic and its whitening sails.</p>
-
-<p>And to think this goes on every day, and every day has been repeated
-for a thousand years! Generally, though, we don’t like to think about
-that, as Mr. Kingsley has remarked, among others; for when he wrote,
-“Is it not a grand thought, the silence and permanence of nature amid the
-perpetual noise and flux of human life!—a grand thought, that one generation
-goeth and another cometh, and the earth abideth for ever?” he
-also meant, “Isn’t it a melancholy thought?” For my part, I believe this
-reflection to be the fount of all that melancholy which is in man. I speak
-in the broadest sense, meaning that whereas whenever you find a man you
-find a melancholy animal, this is the secret of his melancholy. The thought
-is so common and so old; it has afflicted so many men in so many generations
-with a sort of philosophical sadness, that it comes down to us like an
-hereditary disease, of which we have lost the origin, and almost the
-consciousness. It is an universal disposition to melancholy madness, in
-short. Savages who run wild in woods are not less liable to its influence than
-we who walk in civilized Pall Mall. On the contrary, a savage of any
-brains at all is the most melancholy creature in the world. Not Donizetti, nor
-Mendelssohn, nor Beethoven himself ever composed such sad songs as are
-drummed on tom-toms, or piped through reeds, or chanted on the prairies
-and lagoons of savage land. No music was ever conceived within the walls
-of a city so profoundly touching as that which Irish pipers and British
-harpers made before an arch was built in England. Now this bears out
-our supposition; for the savage with the tom-tom, the piper with his pipe,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">254</span>
-the harper with his harp, lived always in sight of nature. Their little fussy
-lives and noisy works were ever in contrast with its silence and permanence;
-change and decay with the constant seasons and the everlasting hills. Who
-cannot understand the red man’s reverence for inanimate nature read by
-this light—especially his reverence for the setting sun? For the night
-cometh, reminding him of his own little candle of an existence, while he
-knows that the great orb has risen upon a hundred generations of hunters,
-and will rise upon a hundred more. As for him and his works, his knife
-will be buried with him, and there an end of him and his works.</p>
-
-<p>And we Europeans to-day are in the same case with regard to the
-silence and permanence of Nature, contrasted with the perpetual flux and
-noise of human life. Who thinks of his death without thinking of it?
-who thinks of it without thinking of his death? Mother, whose thoughts
-dwell about her baby in churchyard lying; Mary, of sister Margaret who
-died last year, or of John who was lost at sea, say first and last—“There
-the sea rolls, ever as ever; and rages and smiles, and surges and sighs just
-the same; and were you and I and the whole world to be drowned to-day,
-and all the brave ships to go down with standing sails, to-morrow there
-would not be a drop the more in the ocean, nor on its surface a smile
-the less. Doesn’t the rain rain upon my baby’s grave, and the sun shine
-upon it, as indifferent as if there were neither babies nor mothers in
-the world?” Why, this strain is to be found in all the poetry that ever
-was written. Walter Mapes may be quoted, with his, “I propose to end
-my days in a tavern drinking,” but his and all such songs merely result
-from a wild effort to divorce this “grand thought” from the mind.</p>
-
-<p>But we need not go to America for a red Indian, nor afield to the
-hills for illustration; that is to be found in the impression produced on
-many thoughtful minds by the contemplation of social life in any two
-periods. We behold Sir Richard Steele boozing unto maudlinness in
-purple velvet and a laced hat; Captain Mohock raging through Fleet
-Street with a drawn rapier; reprobate old duchesses and the damsels who
-were to be our grandmothers sitting in the same pew, and then looking
-about us, say—“Here we are again!—the duchess on the settee, Mohock
-lounging against the mantelpiece, Dick Steele hiccuping on the stairs in
-a white neckcloth. There they go through the little comedy of life, in
-ruffles and paste buckles; here go we in swallow-tails and patent leathers.
-Mohock married, and was henpecked: young Sanglant is to be married
-to-morrow. The duchess being dead, one of those demure little damsels
-takes up the tradition, and certain changes of costume having been
-accomplished, becomes another wicked old woman; and so it goes on.
-They die, and we die; and meanwhile the world goes steadily round.
-There is sowing and reaping, and there are select parties, and green
-peas in their season, and oh! this twopenny life!”</p>
-
-<p>Mind you, I have other ideas. What is all this melancholy, at bottom,
-but stupidity and ingratitude? Are we miserable because He who
-made all beautiful things preserves them to us for ever? True, He has<span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">255</span>
-set bounds to intellect, and to aspirations which, when they are most largely
-achieved, do not always work for pure and useful ends; true, He does not
-permit us to become too impious in our pride by giving eternity to the
-Parthenons and telegraphs that we make such a noise about; <em>but</em>, all that
-is really good, and beautiful, and profitable for man, is everlastingly his.
-The lovely world that Adam beheld is not only the same to-day, it is
-created and given to us anew every day. What have we said about
-morning, which is born again (for <em>us</em>, for little ones, the ignorant, the
-blind, who could not see at all yesterday) three hundred and sixty-five
-times in a year—every time as fresh, and new, and innocent as that which
-first dawned over Eden? Now, considering how much iniquity and blindness
-all the <em>nights</em> have fallen upon, I must think this a bountiful
-arrangement, and one which need not make us unhappy. I love to think
-the air I breathe through my open window is the same that wandered
-through Paradise before our first mother breathed; that the primroses
-which grow to-day in our dear old woods are such as decked the bank on
-which she slept before sin and death came into the world; and that our
-children shall find them, neither better nor worse, when our names are
-clean forgotten. And is it nothing that if we have all death, we have all
-youth?—brand-new affections and emotions—a mind itself a new and
-separate creation, as much as is any one star among the rest? In the
-heavens there is a tract of light called the Milky Way, which to the
-common eye appears no more than a luminous cloud. But astronomers
-tell us that this vast river of light is a universe, in which individual stars
-are so many that they are like the sands on the shore. We cannot see each
-grain of sand here on Brighton beach, we cannot see the separate stars
-of the Milky Way, nor its suns and great planets, with all our appliances;
-and yet each of those orbs has its path, rolling along on its own business—a
-world. On learning which we are bewildered with astonishment and
-awe. But here below is another shifting cloud, called “the human race.”
-Thousands of years it has swept over the earth in great tracts, coming
-and going. And this vast quicksand is made up of millions and
-millions of individual <em>I</em>’s, each a man, a separate, distinct creation; each
-travelling its path, which none other can travel; each bearing its own life,
-which is no other’s—a world. I think this ought to strike us with as
-much awe as that other creation. I think we ought to be filled with
-as much gratitude for our own planetary being as astonishment at the
-spectacle of any Milky Way whatever. And I only wish that we, the
-human race, shone in the eyes of heaven with the light of virtue like
-another Milky Way.</p>
-
-<p>Created, then, so purely of ourselves, this is the result with regard to
-the natural world about us: that with our own feelings and affections, we
-<em>discover</em>, each for himself, all the glory of the universe. And therefore is
-nature eternal, unchangeable—that all men may know the whole goodness
-of God. Whose eyes but mine first saw the sun set? Some old Chaldean,
-some dweller in drowned Atlantis, imagined the feelings of Adam when <em>he</em><span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">256</span>
-first saw the sun go down; ever since when, this poetical imagining has
-been going about the world, and people have envied Adam that one
-grandest chance of getting a “sensation.” Why, the Chaldean was Adam!
-I’m Adam! The sun was created with me, with you; and by and by,
-when we had got over the morning of infancy, we sat on a wall, in a field,
-on a hill, at our own little bedroom window, and our childish eyes being
-by that time opened, we saw the sun go down for the first time.</p>
-
-<p>Nor are these pleasures and advantages confined to the external world,
-to the sensations it inspires, or the influence it exerts upon us. No human
-passion, no emotion, the fiercest or the tenderest, comes to us at second
-hand. The experience and observation of a thousand years, all the metaphysical,
-and poetical, and dramatic books that ever were written, cannot
-add a jot to the duration or intensity of any emotion of ours. They may
-exercise it, but they cannot form it, nor instruct it; nor, were they fifty
-times as many and as profound, could they dwarf it. It lies in our hearts
-an original creation, complete, alone: like my life and yours. Now see
-how this arrangement works. When, dear madam, your little Billy was
-born, all that wondering delight, that awful tremor of joy, which possessed
-the heart of the first mother, was <em>yours</em>. You may have seen a piece of
-sculpture called the First Cradle. There sits Eve, brooding over her two
-boys, rocking them backward and forward in her arms and on her knees—wondering,
-awe-full, breathless with joy, drowned in a new flood of love.
-“Ah!” says the tender, child-loving female spectator, “what would not
-one give to have been that first mother, to have made with one’s arms the
-first cradle!” Ignorant soul! One would think, to hear her talk, that
-the gifts of heaven grow threadbare by course of time, and that in 1860 we
-have only the rags thereof! Don’t believe it, for there is another side to
-the question! If the gifts and rewards of heaven are paid in new coin,
-minted for you, with your effigies stamped upon it, so are the punishments.
-The flight of Cain when Abel was killed—Bill Sykes’s was every way as
-terrible; and any incipient poisoner who may happen to read this page
-may assure himself, that his new and improved process of murder—whatever
-advantages it may otherwise offer—is not specific against the torments
-of him who first shed blood: no, nor against any one of them.</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p class="fn2"><a id="Footnote_25" href="#FNanchor_25" class="fnanchor">25</a> This paper was written a year ago. Mr. Mattieu Williams, in his book
-<i>Through Norway with a Knapsack</i>, has since confirmed my fancy that every day
-dies a natural death. In Scandinavia, there is a midnight sun; and Mr. Williams says
-that although the altitude of the sun is the same ten minutes before twelve as ten
-minutes after, there is a perceptible difference in atmospheric tone and colour—“the
-usual difference between evening and morning, sunset and sunrise; the light having a
-warmer tint before than after midnight.”</p>
-
-</div>
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