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-THE LITTLE NUGGET
-
-
-
-By P. G. Wodehouse
-
-
-
-
-
-
-Part One
-
-
-In which the Little Nugget is introduced to the reader, and plans
-are made for his future by several interested parties. In which,
-also, the future Mr Peter Burns is touched upon. The whole concluding
-with a momentous telephone-call.
-
-
-
-THE LITTLE NUGGET
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-
-If the management of the Hotel Guelph, that London landmark, could
-have been present at three o'clock one afternoon in early January
-in the sitting-room of the suite which they had assigned to Mrs
-Elmer Ford, late of New York, they might well have felt a little
-aggrieved. Philosophers among them would possibly have meditated
-on the limitations of human effort; for they had done their best
-for Mrs Ford. They had housed her well. They had fed her well.
-They had caused inspired servants to anticipate her every need.
-Yet here she was, in the midst of all these aids to a contented
-mind, exhibiting a restlessness and impatience of her surroundings
-that would have been noticeable in a caged tigress or a prisoner
-of the Bastille. She paced the room. She sat down, picked up a
-novel, dropped it, and, rising, resumed her patrol. The clock
-striking, she compared it with her watch, which she had consulted
-two minutes before. She opened the locket that hung by a gold
-chain from her neck, looked at its contents, and sighed. Finally,
-going quickly into the bedroom, she took from a suit-case a framed
-oil-painting, and returning with it to the sitting-room, placed it
-on a chair, and stepped back, gazing at it hungrily. Her large
-brown eyes, normally hard and imperious, were strangely softened.
-Her mouth quivered.
-
-'Ogden!' she whispered.
-
-The picture which had inspired this exhibition of feeling would
-probably not have affected the casual spectator to quite the same
-degree. He would have seen merely a very faulty and amateurish
-portrait of a singularly repellent little boy of about eleven, who
-stared out from the canvas with an expression half stolid, half
-querulous; a bulgy, overfed little boy; a little boy who looked
-exactly what he was, the spoiled child of parents who had far more
-money than was good for them.
-
-As Mrs Ford gazed at the picture, and the picture stared back at
-her, the telephone bell rang. She ran to it eagerly. It was the
-office of the hotel, announcing a caller.
-
-'Yes? Yes? Who?' Her voice fell, as if the name was not the one
-she had expected. 'Oh, yes,' she said. 'Yes, ask Lord Mountry to
-come to me here, please.'
-
-She returned to the portrait. The look of impatience, which had
-left her face as the bell sounded, was back now. She suppressed it
-with an effort as her visitor entered.
-
-Lord Mountry was a blond, pink-faced, fair-moustached young man of
-about twenty-eight--a thick-set, solemn young man. He winced as he
-caught sight of the picture, which fixed him with a stony eye
-immediately on his entry, and quickly looked away.
-
-'I say, it's all right, Mrs Ford.' He was of the type which wastes
-no time on preliminary greetings. 'I've got him.'
-
-'Got him!'
-
-Mrs Ford's voice was startled.
-
-'Stanborough, you know.'
-
-'Oh! I--I was thinking of something else. Won't you sit down?'
-
-Lord Mountry sat down.
-
-'The artist, you know. You remember you said at lunch the other
-day you wanted your little boy's portrait painted, as you only had
-one of him, aged eleven--'
-
-'This is Ogden, Lord Mountry. I painted this myself.'
-
-His lordship, who had selected a chair that enabled him to present
-a shoulder to the painting, and was wearing a slightly dogged look
-suggestive of one who 'turns no more his head, because he knows a
-frightful fiend doth close behind him tread', forced himself
-round, and met his gaze with as much nonchalance as he could
-summon up.
-
-'Er, yes,' he said.
-
-He paused.
-
-'Fine manly little fellow--what?' he continued.
-
-'Yes, isn't he?'
-
-His lordship stealthily resumed his former position.
-
-'I recommended this fellow, Stanborough, if you remember. He's a
-great pal of mine, and I'd like to give him a leg up if I could.
-They tell me he's a topping artist. Don't know much about it
-myself. You told me to bring him round here this afternoon, you
-remember, to talk things over. He's waiting downstairs.'
-
-'Oh yes, yes. Of course, I've not forgotten. Thank you so much,
-Lord Mountry.'
-
-'Rather a good scheme occurred to me, that is, if you haven't
-thought over the idea of that trip on my yacht and decided it
-would bore you to death. You still feel like making one of the
-party--what?'
-
-Mrs Ford shot a swift glance at the clock.
-
-'I'm looking forward to it,' she said.
-
-'Well, then, why shouldn't we kill two birds with one stone?
-Combine the voyage and the portrait, don't you know. You could
-bring your little boy along--he'd love the trip--and I'd bring
-Stanborough--what?'
-
-This offer was not the outcome of a sudden spasm of warm-heartedness
-on his lordship's part. He had pondered the matter deeply, and had
-come to the conclusion that, though it had flaws, it was the best
-plan. He was alive to the fact that a small boy was not an absolute
-essential to the success of a yachting trip, and, since seeing
-Ogden's portrait, he had realized still more clearly that the
-scheme had draw-backs. But he badly wanted Stanborough to make
-one of the party. Whatever Ogden might be, there was no doubt that
-Billy Stanborough, that fellow of infinite jest, was the ideal
-companion for a voyage. It would make just all the difference having
-him. The trouble was that Stanborough flatly refused to take an
-indefinite holiday, on the plea that he could not afford the time.
-Upon which his lordship, seldom blessed with great ideas, had surprised
-himself by producing the scheme he had just sketched out to Mrs Ford.
-
-He looked at her expectantly, as he finished speaking, and was
-surprised to see a swift cloud of distress pass over her face. He
-rapidly reviewed his last speech. No, nothing to upset anyone in
-that. He was puzzled.
-
-She looked past him at the portrait. There was pain in her eyes.
-
-'I'm afraid you don't quite understand the position of affairs,'
-she said. Her voice was harsh and strained.
-
-'Eh?'
-
-'You see--I have not--' She stopped. 'My little boy is not--Ogden
-is not living with me just now.'
-
-'At school, eh?'
-
-'No, not at school. Let me tell you the whole position. Mr Ford
-and I did not get on very well together, and a year ago we were
-divorced in Washington, on the ground of incompatibility,
-and--and--'
-
-She choked. His lordship, a young man with a shrinking horror of
-the deeper emotions, whether exhibited in woman or man, writhed
-silently. That was the worst of these Americans! Always getting
-divorced and causing unpleasantness. How was a fellow to know? Why
-hadn't whoever it was who first introduced them--he couldn't
-remember who the dickens it was--told him about this? He had
-supposed she was just the ordinary American woman doing Europe
-with an affectionate dollar-dispensing husband in the background
-somewhere.
-
-'Er--' he said. It was all he could find to say.
-
-'And--and the court,' said Mrs Ford, between her teeth, 'gave him
-the custody of Ogden.'
-
-Lord Mountry, pink with embarrassment, gurgled sympathetically.
-
-'Since then I have not seen Ogden. That was why I was interested
-when you mentioned your friend Mr Stanborough. It struck me that
-Mr Ford could hardly object to my having a portrait of my son
-painted at my own expense. Nor do I suppose that he will, when--if
-the matter is put to him. But, well, you see it would be premature
-to make any arrangements at present for having the picture painted
-on our yacht trip.'
-
-'I'm afraid it knocks that scheme on the head,' said Lord Mountry
-mournfully.
-
-'Not necessarily.'
-
-'Eh?'
-
-'I don't want to make plans yet, but--it is possible that Ogden
-may be with us after all. Something may be--arranged.'
-
-'You think you may be able to bring him along on the yacht after
-all?'
-
-'I am hoping so.'
-
-Lord Mountry, however willing to emit sympathetic gurgles, was too
-plain and straightforward a young man to approve of wilful
-blindness to obvious facts.
-
-'I don't see how you are going to override the decision of the
-court. It holds good in England, I suppose?'
-
-'I am hoping something may be--arranged.'
-
-'Oh, same here, same here. Certainly.' Having done his duty by not
-allowing plain facts to be ignored, his lordship was ready to
-become sympathetic again. 'By the way, where is Ogden?'
-
-'He is down at Mr Ford's house in the country. But--'
-
-She was interrupted by the ringing of the telephone bell. She was
-out of her seat and across the room at the receiver with what
-appeared to Lord Mountry's startled gaze one bound. As she put the
-instrument to her ear a wave of joy swept over her face. She gave
-a little cry of delight and excitement.
-
-'Send them right up at once,' she said, and turned to Lord Mountry
-transformed.
-
-'Lord Mountry,' she said quickly, 'please don't think me
-impossibly rude if I turn you out. Some--some people are coming to
-see me. I must--'
-
-His lordship rose hurriedly.
-
-'Of course. Of course. Certainly. Where did I put my--ah, here.'
-He seized his hat, and by way of economizing effort, knocked his
-stick on to the floor with the same movement. Mrs Ford watched his
-bendings and gropings with growing impatience, till finally he
-rose, a little flushed but with a full hand--stick, gloves, and
-hat, all present and correct.
-
-'Good-bye, then, Mrs Ford, for the present. You'll let me know if
-your little boy will be able to make one of our party on the
-yacht?'
-
-'Yes, yes. Thank you ever so much. Good-bye.'
-
-'Good-bye.'
-
-He reached the door and opened it.
-
-'By Jove,' he said, springing round--'Stanborough! What about
-Stanborough? Shall I tell him to wait? He's down below, you know!'
-
-'Yes, yes. Tell Mr Stanborough I'm dreadfully sorry to have to
-keep him waiting, and ask him if he won't stay for a few minutes
-in the Palm Room.'
-
-Inspiration came to Lord Mountry.
-
-'I'll give him a drink,' he said.
-
-'Yes, yes, anything. Lord Mountry, you really must go. I know I'm
-rude. I don't know what I'm saying. But--my boy is returning to
-me.'
-
-The accumulated chivalry of generations of chivalrous ancestors
-acted like a spur on his lordship. He understood but dimly, yet
-enough to enable him to realize that a scene was about to take
-place in which he was most emphatically not 'on'. A mother's
-meeting with her long-lost child, this is a sacred thing. This was
-quite clear to him, so, turning like a flash, he bounded through
-the doorway, and, as somebody happened to be coming in at the same
-time, there was a collision, which left him breathing apologies in
-his familiar attitude of stooping to pick up his hat.
-
-The new-comers were a tall, strikingly handsome girl, with a
-rather hard and cynical cast of countenance. She was leading by
-the hand a small, fat boy of about fourteen years of age, whose
-likeness to the portrait on the chair proclaimed his identity. He
-had escaped the collision, but seemed offended by it; for, eyeing
-the bending peer with cold distaste, he summed up his opinion of
-him in the one word 'Chump!'
-
-Lord Mountry rose.
-
-'I beg your pardon,' he said for perhaps the seventh time. He was
-thoroughly unstrung. Always excessively shy, he was embarrassed
-now by quite a variety of causes. The world was full of eyes--Mrs
-Ford's saying 'Go!' Ogden's saying 'Fool!' the portrait saying
-'Idiot!' and, finally, the eyes of this wonderfully handsome girl,
-large, grey, cool, amused, and contemptuous saying--so it seemed
-to him in that feverish moment--'Who is this curious pink person
-who cumbers the ground before me?'
-
-'I--I beg your pardon.' he repeated.
-
-'Ought to look where you're going,' said Ogden severely.
-
-'Not at all,' said the girl. 'Won't you introduce me, Nesta?'
-
-'Lord Mountry--Miss Drassilis,' said Mrs Ford.
-
-'I'm afraid we're driving Lord Mountry away,' said the girl. Her
-eyes seemed to his lordship larger, greyer, cooler, more amused,
-and more contemptuous than ever. He floundered in them like an
-unskilful swimmer in deep waters.
-
-'No, no,' he stammered. 'Give you my word. Just going. Good-bye.
-You won't forget to let me know about the yacht, Mrs Ford--what?
-It'll be an awfully jolly party. Good-bye, good-bye, Miss
-Drassilis.'
-
-He looked at Ogden for an instant, as if undecided whether to take
-the liberty of addressing him too, and then, his heart apparently
-failing him, turned and bolted. From down the corridor came the
-clatter of a dropped stick.
-
-Cynthia Drassilis closed the door and smiled.
-
-'A nervous young person!' she said. 'What was he saying about a
-yacht, Nesta?'
-
-Mrs Ford roused herself from her fascinated contemplation of
-Ogden.
-
-'Oh, nothing. Some of us are going to the south of France in his
-yacht next week.'
-
-'What a delightful idea!'
-
-There was a certain pensive note in Cynthia's voice.
-
-'A splendid idea!' she murmured.
-
-Mrs Ford swooped. She descended on Ogden in a swirl and rustle of
-expensive millinery, and clasped him to her.
-
-'My boy!'
-
-It is not given to everybody to glide neatly into a scene of tense
-emotion. Ogden failed to do so. He wriggled roughly from the
-embrace.
-
-'Got a cigarette?' he said.
-
-He was an extraordinarily unpleasant little boy. Physically the
-portrait standing on the chair did him more than justice. Painted
-by a mother's loving hand, it flattered him. It was bulgy. He was
-more bulgy. It was sullen. He scowled. And, art having its
-limitations, particularly amateur art, the portrait gave no hint
-of his very repellent manner. He was an intensely sophisticated
-child. He had the air of one who has seen all life has to offer,
-and is now permanently bored. His speech and bearing were those of
-a young man, and a distinctly unlovable young man.
-
-Even Mrs Ford was momentarily chilled. She laughed shakily.
-
-'How very matter-of-fact you are, darling!' she said.
-
-Cynthia was regarding the heir to the Ford millions with her usual
-steady, half-contemptuous gaze.
-
-'He has been that all day,' she said. 'You have no notion what a
-help it was to me.'
-
-Mrs Ford turned to her effusively.
-
-'Oh, Cynthia, dear, I haven't thanked you.'
-
-'No,' interpolated the girl dryly.
-
-'You're a wonder, darling. You really are. I've been repeating
-that ever since I got your telegram from Eastnor.' She broke off.
-'Ogden, come near me, my little son.'
-
-He lurched towards her sullenly.
-
-'Don't muss a fellow now,' he stipulated, before allowing himself
-to be enfolded in the outstretched arms.
-
-'Tell me, Cynthia,' resumed Mrs Ford, 'how did you do it? I was
-telling Lord Mountry that I _hoped_ I might see my Ogden again
-soon, but I never really hoped. It seemed too impossible that you
-should succeed.'
-
-'This Lord Mountry of yours,' said Cynthia. 'How did you get to
-know him? Why have I not seen him before?'
-
-'I met him in Paris in the fall. He has been out of London for a
-long time, looking after his father, who was ill.'
-
-'I see.'
-
-'He has been most kind, making arrangements about getting Ogden's
-portrait painted. But, bother Lord Mountry. How did we get
-sidetracked on to him? Tell me how you got Ogden away.'
-
-Cynthia yawned.
-
-'It was extraordinarily easy, as it turned out, you see.'
-
-'Ogden, darling,' observed Mrs Ford, 'don't go away. I want you
-near me.'
-
-'Oh, all right.'
-
-'Then stay by me, angel-face.'
-
-'Oh, slush!' muttered angel-face beneath his breath. 'Say, I'm
-darned hungry,' he added.
-
-It was if an electric shock had been applied to Mrs Ford. She
-sprang to her feet.
-
-'My poor child! Of course you must have some lunch. Ring the bell,
-Cynthia. I'll have them send up some here.'
-
-'I'll have _mine_ here,' said Cynthia.
-
-'Oh, you've had no lunch either! I was forgetting that.'
-
-'I thought you were.'
-
-'You must both lunch here.'
-
-'Really,' said Cynthia, 'I think it would be better if Ogden had
-his downstairs in the restaurant.'
-
-'Want to talk scandal, eh?'
-
-'Ogden, _dearest!_' said Mrs Ford. 'Very well, Cynthia. Go,
-Ogden. You will order yourself something substantial, marvel-child?'
-
-'Bet your life,' said the son and heir tersely.
-
-There was a brief silence as the door closed. Cynthia gazed at her
-friend with a peculiar expression.
-
-'Well, I did it, dear,' she said.
-
-'Yes. It's splendid. You're a wonder, darling.'
-
-'Yes,' said Cynthia.
-
-There was another silence.
-
-'By the way,' said Mrs Ford, 'didn't you say there was a little
-thing, a small bill, that was worrying you?'
-
-'Did I mention it? Yes, there is. It's rather pressing. In fact,
-it's taking up most of the horizon at present. Here it is.'
-
-'Is it a large sum?' Mrs Ford took the slip of paper and gave a slight
-gasp. Then, coming to the bureau, she took out her cheque-book.
-
-'It's very kind of you, Nesta,' said Cynthia. 'They were beginning
-to show quite a vindictive spirit about it.'
-
-She folded the cheque calmly and put it in her purse.
-
-'And now tell me how you did it,' said Mrs Ford.
-
-She dropped into a chair and leaned back, her hands behind her
-head. For the first time, she seemed to enjoy perfect peace of
-mind. Her eyes half closed, as if she had been making ready to
-listen to some favourite music.
-
-'Tell me from the very beginning,' she said softly.
-
-Cynthia checked a yawn.
-
-'Very well, dear,' she said. 'I caught the 10.20 to Eastnor, which
-isn't a bad train, if you ever want to go down there. I arrived at
-a quarter past twelve, and went straight up to the house--you've
-never seen the house, of course? It's quite charming--and told the
-butler that I wanted to see Mr Ford on business. I had taken the
-precaution to find out that he was not there. He is at Droitwich.'
-
-'Rheumatism,' murmured Mrs Ford. 'He has it sometimes.'
-
-'The man told me he was away, and then he seemed to think that I
-ought to go. I stuck like a limpet. I sent him to fetch Ogden's
-tutor. His name is Broster--Reggie Broster. He is a very nice
-young man. Big, broad shoulders, and such a kind face.'
-
-'Yes, dear, yes?'
-
-'I told him I was doing a series of drawings for a magazine of the
-interiors of well-known country houses.'
-
-'He believed you?'
-
-'He believed everything. He's that kind of man. He believed me
-when I told him that my editor particularly wanted me to sketch
-the staircase. They had told me about the staircase at the inn. I
-forget what it is exactly, but it's something rather special in
-staircases.'
-
-'So you got in?'
-
-'So I got in.'
-
-'And saw Ogden?'
-
-'Only for a moment--then Reggie--'
-
-'Who?'
-
-'Mr Broster. I always think of him as Reggie. He's one of Nature's
-Reggies. _Such_ a kind, honest face. Well, as I was saying,
-Reggie discovered that it was time for lessons, and sent Ogden
-upstairs.'
-
-'By himself?'
-
-'By himself! Reggie and I chatted for a while.'
-
-Mrs Ford's eyes opened, brown and bright and hard.
-
-'Mr Broster is not a proper tutor for my boy,' she said coldly.
-
-'I suppose it was wrong of Reggie,' said Cynthia. 'But--I was
-wearing this hat.'
-
-'Go on.'
-
-'Well, after a time, I said I must be starting my work. He wanted
-me to start with the room we were in. I said no, I was going out
-into the grounds to sketch the house from the EAST. I chose the
-EAST because it happens to be nearest the railway station. I added
-that I supposed he sometimes took Ogden for a little walk in the
-grounds. He said yes, he did, and it was just about due. He said
-possibly he might come round my way. He said Ogden would be
-interested in my sketch. He seemed to think a lot of Ogden's
-fondness for art.'
-
-'Mr Broster is _not_ a proper tutor for my boy.'
-
-'Well, he isn't your boy's tutor now, is he, dear?'
-
-'What happened then?'
-
-'I strolled off with my sketching things. After a while Reggie and
-Ogden came up. I said I hadn't been able to work because I had
-been frightened by a bull.'
-
-'Did he believe _that_?'
-
-'_Certainly_ he believed it. He was most kind and sympathetic.
-We had a nice chat. He told me all about himself. He used to be
-very good at football. He doesn't play now, but he often thinks of
-the past.'
-
-'But he must have seen that you couldn't sketch. Then what became
-of your magazine commission story?'
-
-'Well, somehow the sketch seemed to get shelved. I didn't even
-have to start it. We were having our chat, you see. Reggie was
-telling me how good he had been at football when he was at Oxford,
-and he wanted me to see a newspaper clipping of a Varsity match he
-had played in. I said I'd love to see it. He said it was in his
-suit-case in the house. So I promised to look after Ogden while he
-fetched it. I sent him off to get it just in time for us to catch
-the train. Off he went, and here we are. And now, won't you order
-that lunch you mentioned? I'm starving.'
-
-Mrs Ford rose. Half-way to the telephone she stopped suddenly.
-
-'My dear child! It has only just struck me! We must leave here at
-once. He will have followed you. He will guess that Ogden has been
-kidnapped.'
-
-Cynthia smiled.
-
-'Believe me, it takes Reggie quite a long time to guess anything.
-Besides, there are no trains for hours. We are quite safe.'
-
-'Are you sure?'
-
-'Absolutely. I made certain of that before I left.'
-
-Mrs Ford kissed her impulsively.
-
-'Oh, Cynthia, you really are wonderful!'
-
-She started back with a cry as the bell rang sharply.
-
-'For goodness' sake, Nesta,' said Cynthia, with irritation, 'do
-keep control of yourself. There's nothing to be frightened about.
-I tell you Mr Broster can't possibly have got here in the time,
-even if he knew where to go to, which I don't see how he could.
-It's probably Ogden.'
-
-The colour came back into Mrs Ford's cheeks.
-
-'Why, of course.'
-
-Cynthia opened the door.
-
-'Come in, darling,' said Mrs Ford fondly. And a wiry little man
-with grey hair and spectacles entered.
-
-'Good afternoon, Mrs Ford,' he said. 'I have come to take Ogden
-back.'
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-
-There are some situations in life so unexpected, so trying, that,
-as far as concerns our opinion of those subjected to them, we
-agree, as it were, not to count them; we refuse to allow the
-victim's behaviour in circumstances so exacting to weigh with us
-in our estimate of his or her character. We permit the great
-general, confronted suddenly with a mad bull, to turn and run,
-without forfeiting his reputation for courage. The bishop who,
-stepping on a concealed slide in winter, entertains passers-by
-with momentary rag-time steps, loses none of his dignity once the
-performance is concluded.
-
-In the same way we must condone the behaviour of Cynthia Drassilis
-on opening the door of Mrs Ford's sitting-room and admitting, not
-Ogden, but this total stranger, who accompanied his entry with the
-remarkable speech recorded at the close of the last section.
-
-She was a girl who prided herself on her carefully blase' and
-supercilious attitude towards life; but this changeling was too
-much for her. She released the handle, tottered back, and, having
-uttered a discordant squeak of amazement, stood staring, eyes and
-mouth wide open.
-
-On Mrs Ford the apparition had a different effect. The rather
-foolish smile of welcome vanished from her face as if wiped away
-with a sponge. Her eyes, fixed and frightened like those of a
-trapped animal, glared at the intruder. She took a step forward,
-choking.
-
-'What--what do you mean by daring to enter my room?' she cried.
-
-The man held his ground, unmoved. His bearing was a curious blend
-of diffidence and aggressiveness. He was determined, but
-apologetic. A hired assassin of the Middle Ages, resolved to do
-his job loyally, yet conscious of causing inconvenience to his
-victim, might have looked the same.
-
-'I am sorry,' he said, 'but I must ask you to let me have the boy,
-Mrs Ford.'
-
-Cynthia was herself again now. She raked the intruder with the
-cool stare which had so disconcerted Lord Mountry.
-
-'Who is this gentleman?' she asked languidly.
-
-The intruder was made of tougher stuff than his lordship. He met
-her eye with quiet firmness.
-
-'My name is Mennick,' he said. 'I am Mr Elmer Ford's private
-secretary.'
-
-'What do you want?' said Mrs Ford.
-
-'I have already explained what I want, Mrs Ford. I want Ogden.'
-
-Cynthia raised her eyebrows.
-
-'What _does_ he mean, Nesta? Ogden is not here.'
-
-Mr Mennick produced from his breast-pocket a telegraph form, and
-in his quiet, business-like way proceeded to straighten it out.
-
-'I have here,' he said, 'a telegram from Mr Broster, Ogden's
-tutor. It was one of the conditions of his engagement that if ever
-he was not certain of Ogden's whereabouts he should let me know at
-once. He tells me that early this afternoon he left Ogden in the
-company of a strange young lady'--Mr Mennick's spectacles flashed
-for a moment at Cynthia--'and that, when he returned, both of them
-had disappeared. He made inquiries and discovered that this young
-lady caught the 1.15 express to London, Ogden with her. On receipt
-of this information I at once wired to Mr Ford for instructions. I
-have his reply'--he fished for and produced a second telegram--'here.'
-
-'I still fail to see what brings you here,' said Mrs Ford. 'Owing
-to the gross carelessness of his father's employees, my son
-appears to have been kidnapped. That is no reason--'
-
-'I will read Mr Ford's telegram,' proceeded Mr Mennick unmoved.
-'It is rather long. I think Mr Ford is somewhat annoyed. "The boy
-has obviously been stolen by some hireling of his mother's." I am
-reading Mr Ford's actual words,' he said, addressing Cynthia with
-that touch of diffidence which had marked his manner since his
-entrance.
-
-'Don't apologize,' said Cynthia, with a short laugh. 'You're not
-responsible for Mr Ford's rudeness.'
-
-Mr Mennick bowed.
-
-'He continued: "Remove him from her illegal restraint. If
-necessary call in police and employ force."'
-
-'Charming!' said Mrs Ford.
-
-'Practical,' said Mr Mennick. 'There is more. "Before doing
-anything else sack that fool of a tutor, then go to Agency and
-have them recommend good private school for boy. On no account
-engage another tutor. They make me tired. Fix all this today. Send
-Ogden back to Eastnor with Mrs Sheridan. She will stay there with
-him till further notice." That is Mr Ford's message.'
-
-Mr Mennick folded both documents carefully and replaced them in
-his pocket.
-
-Mrs Ford looked at the clock.
-
-'And now, would you mind going, Mr Mennick?'
-
-'I am sorry to appear discourteous, Mrs Ford, but I cannot go
-without Ogden.'
-
-'I shall telephone to the office to send up a porter to remove
-you.'
-
-'I shall take advantage of his presence to ask him to fetch a
-policeman.'
-
-In the excitement of combat the veneer of apologetic diffidence
-was beginning to wear off Mr Mennick. He spoke irritably. Cynthia
-appealed to his reason with the air of a bored princess descending
-to argument with a groom.
-
-'Can't you see for yourself that he's not here?' she said. 'Do you
-think we are hiding him?'
-
-'Perhaps you would like to search my bedroom?' said Mrs Ford,
-flinging the door open.
-
-Mr Mennick remained uncrushed.
-
-'Quite unnecessary, Mrs Ford. I take it, from the fact that he
-does not appear to be in this suite, that he is downstairs making
-a late luncheon in the restaurant.'
-
-'I shall telephone--'
-
-'And tell them to send him up. Believe me, Mrs Ford, it is the
-only thing to do. You have my deepest sympathy, but I am employed
-by Mr Ford and must act solely in his interests. The law is on my
-side. I am here to fetch Ogden away, and I am going to have him.'
-
-'You shan't!'
-
-'I may add that, when I came up here, I left Mrs Sheridan--she is
-a fellow-secretary of mine. You may remember Mr Ford mentioning
-her in his telegram--I left her to search the restaurant and
-grill-room, with instructions to bring Ogden, if found, to me in
-this room.'
-
-The door-bell rang. He went to the door and opened it.
-
-'Come in, Mrs Sheridan. Ah!'
-
-A girl in a plain, neat blue dress entered the room. She was a
-small, graceful girl of about twenty-five, pretty and brisk, with
-the air of one accustomed to look after herself in a difficult
-world. Her eyes were clear and steady, her mouth sensitive but
-firm, her chin the chin of one who has met trouble and faced it
-bravely. A little soldier.
-
-She was shepherding Ogden before her, a gorged but still sullen
-Ogden. He sighted Mr Mennick and stopped.
-
-'Hello!' he said. 'What have you blown in for?'
-
-'He was just in the middle of his lunch,' said the girl. 'I
-thought you wouldn't mind if I let him finish.'
-
-'Say, what's it all about, anyway?' demanded Ogden crossly. 'Can't
-a fellow have a bit of grub in peace? You give me a pain.'
-
-Mr Mennick explained.
-
-'Your father wishes you to return to Eastnor, Ogden.'
-
-'Oh, all right. I guess I'd better go, then. Good-bye, ma.'
-
-Mrs Ford choked.
-
-'Kiss me, Ogden.'
-
-Ogden submitted to the embrace in sulky silence. The others
-comported themselves each after his or her own fashion. Mr Mennick
-fingered his chin uncomfortably. Cynthia turned to the table and
-picked up an illustrated paper. Mrs Sheridan's eyes filled with
-tears. She took a half-step towards Mrs Ford, as if about to
-speak, then drew back.
-
-'Come, Ogden,' said Mr Mennick gruffly. Necessary, this Hired
-Assassin work, but painful--devilish painful. He breathed a sigh
-of relief as he passed into the corridor with his prize.
-
-At the door Mrs Sheridan hesitated, stopped, and turned.
-
-'I'm sorry,' she said impulsively.
-
-Mrs Ford turned away without speaking, and went into the bedroom.
-
-Cynthia laid down her paper.
-
-'One moment, Mrs Sheridan.'
-
-The girl had turned to go. She stopped.
-
-'Can you give me a minute? Come in and shut the door. Won't you
-sit down? Very well. You seemed sorry for Mrs Ford just now.'
-
-'I am very sorry for Mrs Ford. Very sorry. I hate to see her
-suffering. I wish Mr Mennick had not brought me into this.'
-
-'Nesta's mad about that boy,' said Cynthia. 'Heaven knows why.
-_I_ never saw such a repulsive child in my life. However,
-there it is. I am sorry for you. I gathered from what Mr Mennick
-said that you were to have a good deal of Ogden's society for some
-time to come. How do you feel about it?'
-
-Mrs Sheridan moved towards the door.
-
-'I must be going,' she said. 'Mr Mennick will be waiting for me.'
-
-'One moment. Tell me, don't you think, after what you saw just
-now, that Mrs Ford is the proper person to have charge of Ogden?
-You see how devoted she is to him?'
-
-'May I be quite frank with you?'
-
-'Please.'
-
-'Well, then, I think that Mrs Ford's influence is the worst
-possible for Ogden. I am sorry for her, but that does not alter my
-opinion. It is entirely owing to Mrs Ford that Ogden is what he
-is. She spoiled him, indulged him in every way, never checked
-him--till he has become--well, what you yourself called him,
-repulsive.'
-
-Cynthia laughed.
-
-'Oh well,' she said, 'I only talked that mother's love stuff
-because you looked the sort of girl who would like it. We can drop
-all that now, and come down to business.'
-
-'I don't understand you.'
-
-'You will. I don't know if you think that I kidnapped Ogden from
-sheer affection for Mrs Ford. I like Nesta, but not as much as
-that. No. I'm one of the Get-Rich-Quick-Wallingfords, and I'm
-looking out for myself all the time. There's no one else to do it
-for me. I've a beastly home. My father's dead. My mother's a cat.
-So--'
-
-'Please stop,' said Mrs Sheridan. I don't know why you are telling
-me all this.'
-
-'Yes, you do. I don't know what salary Mr Ford pays you, but I
-don't suppose it's anything princely. Why don't you come over to
-us? Mrs Ford would give you the earth if you smuggled Ogden back
-to her.'
-
-'You seem to be trying to bribe me,' said Mrs Sheridan.
-
-'In this case,' said Cynthia, 'appearances aren't deceptive. I
-am.'
-
-'Good afternoon.'
-
-'Don't be a little fool.'
-
-The door slammed.
-
-'Come back!' cried Cynthia. She took a step as if to follow, but
-gave up the idea with a laugh. She sat down and began to read her
-illustrated paper again. Presently the bedroom door opened. Mrs
-Ford came in. She touched her eyes with a handkerchief as she
-entered. Cynthia looked up.
-
-'I'm very sorry, Nesta,' she said.
-
-Mrs Ford went to the window and looked out.
-
-'I'm not going to break down, if that's what you mean,' she said.
-'I don't care. And, anyhow, it shows that it _can_ be done.'
-
-Cynthia turned a page of her paper.
-
-'I've just been trying my hand at bribery and corruption.'
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-'Oh, I promised and vowed many things in your name to that
-secretary person, the female one--not Mennick--if she would help
-us. Nothing doing. I told her to let us have Ogden as soon as
-possible, C.O.D., and she withered me with a glance and went.'
-
-Mrs Ford shrugged her shoulders impatiently.
-
-'Oh, let her go. I'm sick of amateurs.'
-
-'Thank you, dear,' said Cynthia.
-
-'Oh, I know you did your best. For an amateur you did wonderfully
-well. But amateurs never really succeed. There were a dozen little
-easy precautions which we neglected to take. What we want is a
-professional; a man whose business is kidnapping; the sort of man
-who kidnaps as a matter of course; someone like Smooth Sam
-Fisher.'
-
-'My dear Nesta! Who? I don't think I know the gentleman.'
-
-'He tried to kidnap Ogden in 1906, when we were in New York. At
-least, the police put it down to him, though they could prove
-nothing. Then there was a horrible man, the police said he was
-called Buck MacGinnis. He tried in 1907. That was in Chicago.'
-
-'Good gracious! Kidnapping Ogden seems to be as popular as
-football. And I thought I was a pioneer!'
-
-Something approaching pride came into Mrs Ford's voice.
-
-'I don't suppose there's a child in America,' she said, 'who has
-had to be so carefully guarded. Why, the kidnappers had a special
-name for him--they called him "The Little Nugget". For years we
-never allowed him out of our sight without a detective to watch
-him.'
-
-'Well, Mr Ford seems to have changed all that now. I saw no
-detectives. I suppose he thinks they aren't necessary in England.
-Or perhaps he relied on Mr Broster. Poor Reggie!'
-
-'It was criminally careless of him. This will be a lesson to him.
-He will be more careful in future how he leaves Ogden at the mercy
-of anybody who cares to come along and snap him up.'
-
-'Which, incidentally, does not make your chance of getting him
-away any lighter.'
-
-'Oh, I've given up hope now,' said Mrs Ford resignedly.
-
-'_I_ haven't,' said Cynthia.
-
-There was something in her voice which made her companion turn
-sharply and look at her. Mrs Ford might affect to be resigned, but
-she was a woman of determination, and if the recent reverse had
-left her bruised, it had by no means crushed her.
-
-'Cynthia! What do you mean? What are you hinting?'
-
-'You despise amateurs, Nesta, but, for all that, it seems that
-your professionals who kidnap as a matter of course and all the
-rest of it have not been a bit more successful. It was not my want
-of experience that made me fail. It was my sex. This is man's
-work. If I had been a man, I should at least have had brute force
-to fall back upon when Mr Mennick arrived.'
-
-Mrs Ford nodded.
-
-'Yes, but--'
-
-'And,' continued Cynthia, 'as all these Smooth Sam Fishers of
-yours have failed too, it is obvious that the only way to kidnap
-Ogden is from within. We must have some man working for us in the
-enemy's camp.'
-
-'Which is impossible,' said Mrs Ford dejectedly.
-
-'Not at all.'
-
-'You know a man?'
-
-'I know _the_ man.'
-
-'Cynthia! What do you mean? Who is he?'
-
-'His name is Peter Burns.'
-
-Mrs Ford shook her head.
-
-'I don't know him.'
-
-'I'll introduce you. You'll like him.'
-
-'But, Cynthia, how do you know he would be willing to help us?'
-
-'He would do it for me,' Cynthia paused. 'You see,' she went on,
-'we are engaged to be married.'
-
-'My dear Cynthia! Why did you not tell me? When did it happen?'
-
-'Last night at the Fletchers' dance.'
-
-Mrs Ford's eyes opened.
-
-'Last night! Were you at a dance last night? And two railway
-journeys today! You must be tired to death.'
-
-'Oh, I'm all right, thanks. I suppose I shall be a wreck and not
-fit to be seen tomorrow, but just at present I feel as if nothing
-could tire me. It's the effect of being engaged, perhaps.'
-
-'Tell me about him.'
-
-'Well, he's rich, and good-looking, and amiable'--Cynthia ticked
-off these qualities on her fingers--'and I think he's brave, and
-he's certainly not so stupid as Mr Broster.'
-
-'And you're very much in love with him?'
-
-'I like him. There's no harm in Peter.'
-
-'You certainly aren't wildly enthusiastic!'
-
-'Oh, we shall hit it off quite well together. I needn't pose to
-_you_, Nesta, thank goodness! That's one reason why I'm fond
-of you. You know how I am situated. I've got to marry some one
-rich, and Peter's quite the nicest rich man I've ever met. He's
-really wonderfully unselfish. I can't understand it. With his
-money, you would expect him to be a perfect horror.'
-
-A thought seemed to strike Mrs Ford.
-
-'But, if he's so rich--' she began. 'I forget what I was going to
-say,' she broke off.
-
-'Dear Nesta, I know what you were going to say. If he's so rich,
-why should he be marrying me, when he could take his pick of half
-London? Well, I'll tell you. He's marrying me for one reason,
-because he's sorry for me: for another, because I had the sense to
-make him. He didn't think he was going to marry anyone. A few
-years ago he had a disappointment. A girl jilted him. She must
-have been a fool. He thought he was going to live the rest of his
-life alone with his broken heart. I didn't mean to allow that.
-It's taken a long time--over two years, from start to finish--but
-I've done it. He's a sentimentalist. I worked on his sympathy, and
-last night I made him propose to me at the Fletchers' dance.'
-
-Mrs Ford had not listened to these confidences unmoved. Several
-times she had tried to interrupt, but had been brushed aside. Now
-she spoke sharply.
-
-'You know I was not going to say anything of the kind. And I don't
-think you should speak in this horrible, cynical way of--of--'
-
-She stopped, flushing. There were moments when she hated Cynthia.
-These occurred for the most part when the latter, as now, stirred
-her to an exhibition of honest feeling which she looked on as
-rather unbecoming. Mrs Ford had spent twenty years trying to
-forget that her husband had married her from behind the counter of
-a general store in an Illinois village, and these lapses into the
-uncultivated genuineness of her girlhood made her uncomfortable.
-
-'I wasn't going to say anything of the kind,' she repeated.
-
-Cynthia was all smiling good-humour.
-
-'I know. I was only teasing you. "Stringing", they call it in your
-country, don't they?'
-
-Mrs Ford was mollified.
-
-'I'm sorry, Cynthia. I didn't mean to snap at you. All the
-same ...' She hesitated. What she wanted to ask smacked so
-dreadfully of Mechanicsville, Illinois. Yet she put the question
-bravely, for she was somehow feeling quite troubled about this
-unknown Mr Burns. 'Aren't you really fond of him at all, Cynthia?'
-
-Cynthia beamed.
-
-'Of course I am! He's a dear. Nothing would make me give him up.
-I'm devoted to old Peter. I only told you all that about him
-because it shows you how kind-hearted he is. He'll do anything for
-me. Well, shall I sound him about Ogden?'
-
-The magic word took Mrs Ford's mind off the matrimonial future of
-Mr Burns, and brought him into prominence in his capacity of
-knight-errant. She laughed happily. The contemplation of Mr Burns
-as knight-errant healed the sting of defeat. The affair of Mr
-Mennick began to appear in the light of a mere skirmish.
-
-'You take my breath away!' she said. 'How do you propose that Mr
-Burns shall help us?'
-
-'It's perfectly simple. You heard Mr Mennick read that telegram.
-Ogden is to be sent to a private school. Peter shall go there
-too.'
-
-'But how? I don't understand. We don't know which school Mr
-Mennick will choose.'
-
-'We can very soon find out.'
-
-'But how can Mr Burns go there?'
-
-'Nothing easier. He will be a young man who has been left a little
-money and wants to start a school of his own. He goes to Ogden's
-man and suggests that he pay a small premium to come to him for a
-term as an extra-assistant-master, to learn the business. Mr Man
-will jump at him. He will be getting the bargain of his life.
-Peter didn't get much of a degree at Oxford, but I believe he was
-wonderful at games. From a private-school point of view he's a
-treasure.'
-
-'But--would he do it?'
-
-'I think I can persuade him.'
-
-Mrs Ford kissed her with an enthusiasm which hitherto she had
-reserved for Ogden.
-
-'My darling girl,' she cried, 'if you knew how happy you have made
-me!'
-
-'I do,' said Cynthia definitely. 'And now you can do the same for
-me.'
-
-'Anything, anything! You must have some more hats.'
-
-'I don't want any more hats. I want to go with you on Lord
-Mountry's yacht to the Riviera.'
-
-'Of course,' said Mrs Ford after a slight pause, 'it isn't my
-party, you know, dear.'
-
-'No. But you can work me in, darling.'
-
-'It's quite a small party. Very quiet.'
-
-'Crowds bore me. I enjoy quiet.'
-
-Mrs Ford capitulated.
-
-'I fancy you are doing me a very good turn,' she said. 'You must
-certainly come on the yacht.'
-
-'I'll tell Peter to come straight round here now,' said Cynthia
-simply. She went to the telephone.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-Part Two
-
-
-In which other interested parties, notably one Buck MacGinnis and
-a trade rival, Smooth Sam Fisher, make other plans for the Nugget's
-future. Of stirring times at a private school for young gentlemen.
-Of stratagems, spoils, and alarms by night. Of journeys ending in
-lovers' meetings. The whole related by Mr Peter Burns, gentleman
-of leisure, who forfeits that leisure in a good cause.
-
-
-
-Peter Burns's Narrative
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 1
-
-
-I
-
-I am strongly of the opinion that, after the age of twenty-one, a
-man ought not to be out of bed and awake at four in the morning.
-The hour breeds thought. At twenty-one, life being all future, it
-may be examined with impunity. But, at thirty, having become an
-uncomfortable mixture of future and past, it is a thing to be
-looked at only when the sun is high and the world full of warmth
-and optimism.
-
-This thought came to me as I returned to my rooms after the
-Fletchers' ball. The dawn was breaking as I let myself in. The air
-was heavy with the peculiar desolation of a London winter morning.
-The houses looked dead and untenanted. A cart rumbled past, and
-across the grey street a dingy black cat, moving furtively along
-the pavement, gave an additional touch of forlornness to the
-scene.
-
-I shivered. I was tired and hungry, and the reaction after the
-emotions of the night had left me dispirited.
-
-I was engaged to be married. An hour back I had proposed to
-Cynthia Drassilis. And I can honestly say that it had come as a
-great surprise to me.
-
-Why had I done it? Did I love her? It was so difficult to analyse
-love: and perhaps the mere fact that I was attempting the task was
-an answer to the question. Certainly I had never tried to do so
-five years ago when I had loved Audrey Blake. I had let myself be
-carried on from day to day in a sort of trance, content to be
-utterly happy, without dissecting my happiness. But I was five
-years younger then, and Audrey was--Audrey.
-
-I must explain Audrey, for she in her turn explains Cynthia.
-
-I have no illusions regarding my character when I first met Audrey
-Blake. Nature had given me the soul of a pig, and circumstances
-had conspired to carry on Nature's work. I loved comfort, and I
-could afford to have it. From the moment I came of age and
-relieved my trustees of the care of my money, I wrapped myself in
-comfort as in a garment. I wallowed in egoism. In fact, if,
-between my twenty-first and my twenty-fifth birthdays, I had one
-unselfish thought, or did one genuinely unselfish action, my
-memory is a blank on the point.
-
-It was at the height of this period that I became engaged to
-Audrey. Now that I can understand her better and see myself,
-impartially, as I was in those days, I can realize how indescribably
-offensive I must have been. My love was real, but that did not
-prevent its patronizing complacency being an insult. I was King
-Cophetua. If I did not actually say in so many words, 'This
-beggar-maid shall be my queen', I said it plainly and often in my
-manner. She was the daughter of a dissolute, evil-tempered artist
-whom I had met at a Bohemian club. He made a living by painting
-an occasional picture, illustrating an occasional magazine-story,
-but mainly by doing advertisement work. A proprietor of a patent
-Infants' Food, not satisfied with the bare statement that Baby
-Cried For It, would feel it necessary to push the fact home to the
-public through the medium of Art, and Mr Blake would be commissioned
-to draw the picture. A good many specimens of his work in this vein
-were to be found in the back pages of the magazines.
-
-A man may make a living by these means, but it is one that
-inclines him to jump at a wealthy son-in-law. Mr Blake jumped at
-me. It was one of his last acts on this earth. A week after he
-had--as I now suspect--bullied Audrey into accepting me, he died
-of pneumonia.
-
-His death had several results. It postponed the wedding: it
-stirred me to a very crescendo of patronage, for with the removal
-of the bread-winner the only flaw in my Cophetua pose had
-vanished: and it gave Audrey a great deal more scope than she had
-hitherto been granted for the exercise of free will in the choice
-of a husband.
-
-This last aspect of the matter was speedily brought to my notice,
-which till then it had escaped, by a letter from her, handed to me
-one night at the club, where I was sipping coffee and musing on
-the excellence of life in this best of all possible worlds.
-
-It was brief and to the point. She had been married that morning.
-
-To say that that moment was a turning point in my life would be to
-use a ridiculously inadequate phrase. It dynamited my life. In a
-sense it killed me. The man I had been died that night, regretted,
-I imagine, by few. Whatever I am today, I am certainly not the
-complacent spectator of life that I had been before that night.
-
-I crushed the letter in my hand, and sat staring at it, my pigsty
-in ruins about my ears, face to face with the fact that, even in a
-best of all possible worlds, money will not buy everything.
-
-I remember, as I sat there, a man, a club acquaintance, a bore
-from whom I had fled many a time, came and settled down beside me
-and began to talk. He was a small man, but he possessed a voice to
-which one had to listen. He talked and talked and talked. How I
-loathed him, as I sat trying to think through his stream of words.
-I see now that he saved me. He forced me out of myself. But at the
-time he oppressed me. I was raw and bleeding. I was struggling to
-grasp the incredible. I had taken Audrey's unalterable affection
-for granted. She was the natural complement to my scheme of
-comfort. I wanted her; I had chosen and was satisfied with her,
-therefore all was well. And now I had to adjust my mind to the
-impossible fact that I had lost her.
-
-Her letter was a mirror in which I saw myself. She said little,
-but I understood, and my self-satisfaction was in ribbons--and
-something deeper than self-satisfaction. I saw now that I loved
-her as I had not dreamed myself capable of loving.
-
-And all the while this man talked and talked.
-
-I have a theory that speech, persevered in, is more efficacious in
-times of trouble than silent sympathy. Up to a certain point it
-maddens almost beyond endurance; but, that point past, it soothes.
-At least, it was so in my case. Gradually I found myself hating
-him less. Soon I began to listen, then to answer. Before I left
-the club that night, the first mad frenzy, in which I could have
-been capable of anything, had gone from me, and I walked home,
-feeling curiously weak and helpless, but calm, to begin the new
-life.
-
-Three years passed before I met Cynthia. I spent those years
-wandering in many countries. At last, as one is apt to do, I
-drifted back to London, and settled down again to a life which,
-superficially, was much the same as the one I had led in the days
-before I knew Audrey. My old circle in London had been wide, and I
-found it easy to pick up dropped threads. I made new friends,
-among them Cynthia Drassilis.
-
-I liked Cynthia, and I was sorry for her. I think that, about that
-time I met her, I was sorry for most people. The shock of Audrey's
-departure had had that effect upon me. It is always the bad nigger
-who gets religion most strongly at the camp-meeting, and in my
-case 'getting religion' had taken the form of suppression of self.
-I never have been able to do things by halves, or even with a
-decent moderation. As an egoist I had been thorough in my egoism;
-and now, fate having bludgeoned that vice out of me, I found
-myself possessed of an almost morbid sympathy with the troubles of
-other people.
-
-I was extremely sorry for Cynthia Drassilis. Meeting her mother
-frequently, I could hardly fail to be. Mrs Drassilis was a
-representative of a type I disliked. She was a widow, who had been
-left with what she considered insufficient means, and her outlook
-on life was a compound of greed and querulousness. Sloane Square
-and South Kensington are full of women in her situation. Their
-position resembles that of the Ancient Mariner. 'Water, water
-everywhere, and not a drop to drink.' For 'water' in their case
-substitute 'money'. Mrs Drassilis was connected with money on all
-sides, but could only obtain it in rare and minute quantities. Any
-one of a dozen relations-in-law could, if they had wished, have
-trebled her annual income without feeling it. But they did not so
-wish. They disapproved of Mrs Drassilis. In their opinion the Hon.
-Hugo Drassilis had married beneath him--not so far beneath him as
-to make the thing a horror to be avoided in conversation and
-thought, but far enough to render them coldly polite to his wife
-during his lifetime and almost icy to his widow after his death.
-Hugo's eldest brother, the Earl of Westbourne, had never liked the
-obviously beautiful, but equally obviously second-rate, daughter
-of a provincial solicitor whom Hugo had suddenly presented to the
-family one memorable summer as his bride. He considered that, by
-doubling the income derived from Hugo's life-insurance and
-inviting Cynthia to the family seat once a year during her
-childhood, he had done all that could be expected of him in the
-matter.
-
-He had not. Mrs Drassilis expected a great deal more of him, the
-non-receipt of which had spoiled her temper, her looks, and the
-peace of mind of all who had anything much to do with her.
-
-It used to irritate me when I overheard people, as I occasionally
-have done, speak of Cynthia as hard. I never found her so myself,
-though heaven knows she had enough to make her so, to me she was
-always a sympathetic, charming friend.
-
-Ours was a friendship almost untouched by sex. Our minds fitted so
-smoothly into one another that I had no inclination to fall in
-love. I knew her too well. I had no discoveries to make about her.
-Her honest, simple soul had always been open to me to read. There
-was none of that curiosity, that sense of something beyond that
-makes for love. We had reached a point of comradeship beyond which
-neither of us desired to pass.
-
-Yet at the Fletchers' ball I asked Cynthia to marry me, and she
-consented.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Looking back, I can see that, though the determining cause was Mr
-Tankerville Gifford, it was Audrey who was responsible. She had
-made me human, capable of sympathy, and it was sympathy,
-primarily, that led me to say what I said that night.
-
-But the immediate cause was certainly young Mr Gifford.
-
-I arrived at Marlow Square, where I was to pick up Cynthia and her
-mother, a little late, and found Mrs Drassilis, florid and
-overdressed, in the drawing-room with a sleek-haired, pale young
-man known to me as Tankerville Gifford--to his intimates, of whom
-I was not one, and in the personal paragraphs of the coloured
-sporting weeklies, as 'Tanky'. I had seen him frequently at
-restaurants. Once, at the Empire, somebody had introduced me to
-him; but, as he had not been sober at the moment, he had missed
-any intellectual pleasure my acquaintanceship might have afforded
-him. Like everybody else who moves about in London, I knew all
-about him. To sum him up, he was a most unspeakable little cad,
-and, if the drawing-room had not been Mrs Drassilis's, I should
-have wondered at finding him in it.
-
-Mrs Drassilis introduced us.
-
-'I think we have already met,' I said.
-
-He stared glassily.
-
-'Don't remember.'
-
-I was not surprised.
-
-At this moment Cynthia came in. Out of the corner of my eye I
-observed a look of fuddled displeasure come into Tanky's face at
-her frank pleasure at seeing me.
-
-I had never seen her looking better. She is a tall girl, who
-carries herself magnificently. The simplicity of her dress gained
-an added dignity from comparison with the rank glitter of her
-mother's. She wore unrelieved black, a colour which set off to
-wonderful advantage the clear white of her skin and her pale-gold
-hair.
-
-'You're late, Peter,' she said, looking at the clock.
-
-'I know. I'm sorry.'
-
-'Better be pushing, what?' suggested Tanky.
-
-'My cab's waiting.'
-
-'Will you ring the bell, Mr Gifford?' said Mrs Drassilis. 'I will
-tell Parker to whistle for another.'
-
-'Take me in yours,' I heard a voice whisper in my ear.
-
-I looked at Cynthia. Her expression had not changed. Then I looked
-at Tanky Gifford, and I understood. I had seen that stuffed-fish
-look on his face before--on the occasion when I had been
-introduced to him at the Empire.
-
-'If you and Mr Gifford will take my cab,' I said to Mrs Drassilis,
-'we will follow.'
-
-Mrs Drassilis blocked the motion. I imagine that the sharp note in
-her voice was lost on Tanky, but it rang out like a clarion to me.
-
-'I am in no hurry,' she said. 'Mr Gifford, will you take Cynthia?
-I will follow with Mr Burns. You will meet Parker on the stairs.
-Tell him to call another cab.'
-
-As the door closed behind them, she turned on me like a many-coloured
-snake.
-
-'How can you be so extraordinarily tactless, Peter?' she cried.
-'You're a perfect fool. Have you no eyes?'
-
-'I'm sorry,' I said.
-
-'He's devoted to her.'
-
-'I'm sorry.'
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-'Sorry for her.'
-
-She seemed to draw herself together inside her dress. Her eyes
-glittered. My mouth felt very dry, and my heart was beginning to
-thump. We were both furiously angry. It was a moment that had been
-coming for years, and we both knew it. For my part I was glad that
-it had come. On subjects on which one feels deeply it is a relief
-to speak one's mind.
-
-'Oh!' she said at last. Her voice quivered. She was clutching at
-her self-control as it slipped from her. 'Oh! And what is my
-daughter to you, Mr Burns!'
-
-'A great friend.'
-
-'And I suppose you think it friendly to try to spoil her chances?'
-
-'If Mr Gifford is a sample of them--yes.'
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-She choked.
-
-'I see. I understand. I am going to put a stop to this once and
-for all. Do you hear? I have noticed it for a long time. Because I
-have given you the run of the house, and allowed you to come in
-and out as you pleased, like a tame cat, you presume--'
-
-'Presume--' I prompted.
-
-'You come here and stand in Cynthia's way. You trade on the fact
-that you have known us all this time to monopolize her attention.
-You spoil her chances. You--'
-
-The invaluable Parker entered to say that the cab was at the door.
-
-We drove to the Fletchers' house in silence. The spell had been
-broken. Neither of us could recapture that first, fine, careless
-rapture which had carried us through the opening stages of the
-conflict, and discussion of the subject on a less exalted plane
-was impossible. It was that blessed period of calm, the rest
-between rounds, and we observed it to the full.
-
-When I reached the ballroom a waltz was just finishing. Cynthia, a
-statue in black, was dancing with Tanky Gifford. They were
-opposite me when the music stopped, and she caught sight of me
-over his shoulder.
-
-She disengaged herself and moved quickly towards me.
-
-'Take me away,' she said under her breath. 'Anywhere. Quick.'
-
-It was no time to consider the etiquette of the ballroom. Tanky,
-startled at his sudden loneliness, seemed by his expression to be
-endeavouring to bring his mind to bear on the matter. A couple
-making for the door cut us off from him, and following them, we
-passed out.
-
-Neither of us spoke till we had reached the little room where I
-had meditated.
-
-She sat down. She was looking pale and tired.
-
-'Oh, dear!' she said.
-
-I understood. I seemed to see that journey in the cab, those
-dances, those terrible between-dances ...
-
-It was very sudden.
-
-I took her hand. She turned to me with a tired smile. There were
-tears in her eyes ...
-
-I heard myself speaking ...
-
-She was looking at me, her eyes shining. All the weariness seemed
-to have gone out of them.
-
-I looked at her.
-
-There was something missing. I had felt it when I was speaking. To
-me my voice had had no ring of conviction. And then I saw what it
-was. There was no mystery. We knew each other too well. Friendship
-kills love.
-
-She put my thought into words.
-
-'We have always been brother and sister,' she said doubtfully.
-
-'Till tonight.'
-
-'You have changed tonight? You really want me?'
-
-Did I? I tried to put the question to myself and answer it
-honestly. Yes, in a sense, I had changed tonight. There was an
-added appreciation of her fineness, a quickening of that blend of
-admiration and pity which I had always felt for her. I wanted with
-all my heart to help her, to take her away from her dreadful
-surroundings, to make her happy. But did I want her in the sense
-in which she had used the word? Did I want her as I had wanted
-Audrey Blake? I winced away from the question. Audrey belonged to
-the dead past, but it hurt to think of her.
-
-Was it merely because I was five years older now than when I had
-wanted Audrey that the fire had gone out of me?
-
-I shut my mind against my doubts.
-
-'I have changed tonight,' I said.
-
-And I bent down and kissed her.
-
-I was conscious of being defiant against somebody. And then I knew
-that the somebody was myself.
-
-I poured myself out a cup of hot coffee from the flask which
-Smith, my man, had filled against my return. It put life into me.
-The oppression lifted.
-
-And yet there remained something that made for uneasiness, a sort
-of foreboding at the back of my mind.
-
-I had taken a step in the dark, and I was afraid for Cynthia. I
-had undertaken to give her happiness. Was I certain that I could
-succeed? The glow of chivalry had left me, and I began to doubt.
-
-Audrey had taken from me something that I could not recover--poetry
-was as near as I could get to a definition of it. Yes, poetry.
-With Cynthia my feet would always be on the solid earth. To the
-end of the chapter we should be friends and nothing more.
-
-I found myself pitying Cynthia intensely. I saw her future a
-series of years of intolerable dullness. She was too good to be
-tied for life to a battered hulk like myself.
-
-I drank more coffee and my mood changed. Even in the grey of a
-winter morning a man of thirty, in excellent health, cannot pose
-to himself for long as a piece of human junk, especially if he
-comforts himself with hot coffee.
-
-My mind resumed its balance. I laughed at myself as a sentimental
-fraud. Of course I could make her happy. No man and woman had ever
-been more admirably suited to each other. As for that first
-disaster, which I had been magnifying into a life-tragedy, what of
-it? An incident of my boyhood. A ridiculous episode which--I rose
-with the intention of doing so at once--I should now proceed to
-eliminate from my life.
-
-I went quickly to my desk, unlocked it, and took out a photograph.
-
-And then--undoubtedly four o'clock in the morning is no time for a
-man to try to be single-minded and decisive--I wavered. I had
-intended to tear the thing in pieces without a glance, and fling
-it into the wastepaper-basket. But I took the glance and I
-hesitated.
-
-The girl in the photograph was small and slight, and she looked
-straight out of the picture with large eyes that met and
-challenged mine. How well I remembered them, those Irish-blue eyes
-under their expressive, rather heavy brows. How exactly the
-photographer had caught that half-wistful, half-impudent look, the
-chin tilted, the mouth curving into a smile.
-
-In a wave all my doubts had surged back upon me. Was this mere
-sentimentalism, a four-in-the-morning tribute to the pathos of the
-flying years, or did she really fill my soul and stand guard over
-it so that no successor could enter in and usurp her place?
-
-I had no answer, unless the fact that I replaced the photograph in
-its drawer was one. I felt that this thing could not be decided
-now. It was more difficult than I had thought.
-
-All my gloom had returned by the time I was in bed. Hours seemed
-to pass while I tossed restlessly aching for sleep.
-
-When I woke my last coherent thought was still clear in my mind.
-It was a passionate vow that, come what might, if those Irish eyes
-were to haunt me till my death, I would play the game loyally with
-Cynthia.
-
-
-II
-
-The telephone bell rang just as I was getting ready to call at
-Marlow Square and inform Mrs Drassilis of the position of affairs.
-Cynthia, I imagined, would have broken the news already, which
-would mitigate the embarrassment of the interview to some extent;
-but the recollection of my last night's encounter with Mrs
-Drassilis prevented me from looking forward with any joy to the
-prospect of meeting her again.
-
-Cynthia's voice greeted me as I unhooked the receiver.
-
-'Hullo, Peter! Is that you? I want you to come round here at
-once.'
-
-'I was just starting,' I said.
-
-'I don't mean Marlow Square. I'm not there. I'm at the Guelph. Ask
-for Mrs Ford's suite. It's very important. I'll tell you all about
-it when you get here. Come as soon as you can.'
-
-My rooms were conveniently situated for visits to the Hotel
-Guelph. A walk of a couple of minutes took me there. Mrs Ford's
-suite was on the third floor. I rang the bell and Cynthia opened
-the door to me.
-
-'Come in,' she said. 'You're a dear to be so quick.'
-
-'My rooms are only just round the corner.' She shut the door, and
-for the first time we looked at one another. I could not say that
-I was nervous, but there was certainly, to me, a something strange
-in the atmosphere. Last night seemed a long way off and somehow a
-little unreal. I suppose I must have shown this in my manner, for
-she suddenly broke what had amounted to a distinct pause by giving
-a little laugh. 'Peter,' she said, 'you're embarrassed.' I denied
-the charge warmly, but without real conviction. I was embarrassed.
-'Then you ought to be,' she said. 'Last night, when I was looking
-my very best in a lovely dress, you asked me to marry you. Now you
-see me again in cold blood, and you're wondering how you can back
-out of it without hurting my feelings.'
-
-I smiled. She did not. I ceased to smile. She was looking at me in
-a very peculiar manner.
-
-'Peter,' she said, 'are you sure?'
-
-'My dear old Cynthia,' I said, 'what's the matter with you?'
-
-'You are sure?' she persisted.
-
-'Absolutely, entirely sure.' I had a vision of two large eyes
-looking at me out of a photograph. It came and went in a flash.
-
-I kissed Cynthia.
-
-'What quantities of hair you have,' I said. 'It's a shame to cover
-it up.' She was not responsive. 'You're in a very queer mood
-today, Cynthia,' I went on. 'What's the matter?'
-
-'I've been thinking.'
-
-'Out with it. Something has gone wrong.' An idea flashed upon me.
-'Er--has your mother--is your mother very angry about--'
-
-'Mother's delighted. She always liked you, Peter.'
-
-I had the self-restraint to check a grin.
-
-'Then what is it?' I said. 'Tired after the dance?'
-
-'Nothing as simple as that.'
-
-'Tell me.'
-
-'It's so difficult to put it into words.'
-
-'Try.'
-
-She was playing with the papers on the table, her face turned
-away. For a moment she did not speak.
-
-'I've been worrying myself, Peter,' she said at last. 'You are so
-chivalrous and unselfish. You're quixotic. It's that that is
-troubling me. Are you marrying me just because you're sorry for
-me? Don't speak. I can tell you now if you will just let me say
-straight out what's in my mind. We have known each other for two
-years now. You know all about me. You know how--how unhappy I am
-at home. Are you marrying me just because you pity me and want to
-take me out of all that?'
-
-'My dear girl!'
-
-'You haven't answered my question.'
-
-'I answered it two minutes ago when you asked me if--'
-
-'You do love me?'
-
-'Yes.'
-
-All this time she had been keeping her face averted, but now she
-turned and looked into my eyes with an abrupt intensity which, I
-confess, startled me. Her words startled me more.
-
-'Peter, do you love me as much as you loved Audrey Blake?'
-
-In the instant which divided her words from my reply my mind flew
-hither and thither, trying to recall an occasion when I could have
-mentioned Audrey to her. I was convinced that I had not done so. I
-never mentioned Audrey to anyone.
-
-There is a grain of superstition in the most level-headed man. I
-am not particularly level-headed, and I have more than a grain in
-me. I was shaken. Ever since I had asked Cynthia to marry me, it
-seemed as if the ghost of Audrey had come back into my life.
-
-'Good Lord!' I cried. 'What do you know of Audrey Blake?'
-
-She turned her face away again.
-
-'Her name seems to affect you very strongly,' she said quietly.
-
-I recovered myself.
-
-'If you ask an old soldier,' I said, 'he will tell you that a
-wound, long after it has healed, is apt to give you an occasional
-twinge.'
-
-'Not if it has really healed.'
-
-'Yes, when it has really healed--when you can hardly remember how
-you were fool enough to get it.'
-
-She said nothing.
-
-'How did you hear about--it?' I asked.
-
-'When I first met you, or soon after, a friend of yours--we
-happened to be talking about you--told me that you had been engaged
-to be married to a girl named Audrey Blake. He was to have been
-your best man, he said, but one day you wrote and told him there
-would be no wedding, and then you disappeared; and nobody saw you
-again for three years.'
-
-'Yes,' I said: 'that is all quite true.'
-
-'It seems to have been a serious affair, Peter. I mean--the sort
-of thing a man would find it hard to forget.'
-
-I tried to smile, but I knew that I was not doing it well. It was
-hurting me extraordinarily, this discussion of Audrey.
-
-'A man would find it almost impossible,' I said, 'unless he had a
-remarkably poor memory.'
-
-'I didn't mean that. You know what I mean by forget.'
-
-'Yes,' I said, 'I do.'
-
-She came quickly to me and took me by the shoulders, looking into
-my face.
-
-'Peter, can you honestly say you have forgotten her--in the sense
-I mean?'
-
-'Yes,' I said.
-
-Again that feeling swept over me--that curious sensation of being
-defiant against myself.
-
-'She does not stand between us?'
-
-'No,' I said.
-
-I could feel the effort behind the word. It was as if some
-subconscious part of me were working to keep it back.
-
-'Peter!'
-
-There was a soft smile on her face; as she raised it to mine I put
-my arms around her.
-
-She drew away with a little laugh. Her whole manner had changed.
-She was a different being from the girl who had looked so gravely
-into my eyes a moment before.
-
-'Oh, my dear boy, how terribly muscular you are! You've crushed
-me. I expect you used to be splendid at football, like Mr
-Broster.'
-
-I did not reply at once. I cannot wrap up the deeper emotions and
-put them back on their shelf directly I have no further immediate
-use for them. I slowly adjusted myself to the new key of the
-conversation.
-
-'Who's Broster?' I asked at length.
-
-'He used to be tutor to'--she turned me round and pointed--'to
-_that_.'
-
-I had seen a picture standing on one of the chairs when I entered
-the room but had taken no particular notice of it. I now gave it a
-closer glance. It was a portrait, very crudely done, of a
-singularly repulsive child of about ten or eleven years old.
-
-_Was_ he, poor chap! Well, we all have our troubles, don't
-we! Who _is_ this young thug! Not a friend of yours, I hope?'
-
-'That is Ogden, Mrs Ford's son. It's a tragedy--'
-
-'Perhaps it doesn't do him justice. Does he really squint like
-that, or is it just the artist's imagination?'
-
-'Don't make fun of it. It's the loss of that boy that is breaking
-Nesta's heart.'
-
-I was shocked.
-
-'Is he dead? I'm awfully sorry. I wouldn't for the world--'
-
-'No, no. He is alive and well. But he is dead to her. The court
-gave him into the custody of his father.'
-
-'The court?'
-
-'Mrs Ford was the wife of Elmer Ford, the American millionaire.
-They were divorced a year ago.'
-
-'I see.'
-
-Cynthia was gazing at the portrait.
-
-'This boy is quite a celebrity in his way,' she said. 'They call
-him "The Little Nugget" in America.'
-
-'Oh! Why is that?'
-
-'It's a nickname the kidnappers have for him. Ever so many
-attempts have been made to steal him.'
-
-She stopped and looked at me oddly.
-
-'I made one today, Peter,' she said. I went down to the country,
-where the boy was, and kidnapped him.'
-
-'Cynthia! What on earth do you mean?'
-
-'Don't you understand? I did it for Nesta's sake. She was breaking
-her heart about not being able to see him, so I slipped down and
-stole him away, and brought him back here.'
-
-I do not know if I was looking as amazed as I felt. I hope not,
-for I felt as if my brain were giving way. The perfect calmness
-with which she spoke of this extraordinary freak added to my
-confusion.
-
-'You're joking!'
-
-'No; I stole him.'
-
-'But, good heavens! The law! It's a penal offence, you know!'
-
-'Well, I did it. Men like Elmer Ford aren't fit to have charge of
-a child. You don't know him, but he's just an unscrupulous
-financier, without a thought above money. To think of a boy
-growing up in that tainted atmosphere--at his most impressionable
-age. It means death to any good there is in him.'
-
-My mind was still grappling feebly with the legal aspect of the
-affair.
-
-'But, Cynthia, kidnapping's kidnapping, you know! The law doesn't
-take any notice of motives. If you're caught--'
-
-She cut through my babble.
-
-'Would you have been afraid to do it, Peter?'
-
-'Well--' I began. I had not considered the point before.
-
-'I don't believe you would. If I asked you to do it for my sake--'
-
-'But, Cynthia, kidnapping, you know! It's such an infernally low-down
-game.'
-
-'I played it. Do you despise _me_?'
-
-I perspired. I could think of no other reply.
-
-'Peter,' she said, 'I understand your scruples. I know exactly how
-you feel. But can't you see that this is quite different from the
-sort of kidnapping you naturally look on as horrible? It's just
-taking a boy away from surroundings that must harm him, back to
-his mother, who worships him. It's not wrong. It's splendid.'
-
-She paused.
-
-'You _will_ do it for me, Peter?' she said.
-
-'I don't understand,' I said feebly. 'It's done. You've kidnapped
-him yourself.'
-
-'They tracked him and took him back. And now I want _you_ to
-try.' She came closer to me. 'Peter, don't you see what it will
-mean to me if you agree to try? I'm only human, I can't help, at
-the bottom of my heart, still being a little jealous of this
-Audrey Blake. No, don't say anything. Words can't cure me; but if
-you do this thing for me, I shall be satisfied. I shall _know_.'
-
-She was close beside me, holding my arm and looking into my face.
-That sense of the unreality of things which had haunted me since
-that moment at the dance came over me with renewed intensity. Life
-had ceased to be a rather grey, orderly business in which day
-succeeded day calmly and without event. Its steady stream had
-broken up into rapids, and I was being whirled away on them.
-
-'Will you do it, Peter? Say you will.'
-
-A voice, presumably mine, answered 'Yes'.
-
-'My dear old boy!'
-
-She pushed me into a chair, and, sitting on the arm of it, laid
-her hand on mine and became of a sudden wondrously business-like.
-
-'Listen,' she said, 'I'll tell you what we have arranged.'
-
-It was borne in upon me, as she began to do so, that she appeared
-from the very beginning to have been extremely confident that that
-essential part of her plans, my consent to the scheme, could be
-relied upon as something of a certainty. Women have these
-intuitions.
-
-
-III
-
-Looking back, I think I can fix the point at which this insane
-venture I had undertaken ceased to be a distorted dream, from
-which I vaguely hoped that I might shortly waken, and took shape
-as a reality of the immediate future. That moment came when I met
-Mr Arnold Abney by appointment at his club.
-
-Till then the whole enterprise had been visionary. I gathered from
-Cynthia that the boy Ogden was shortly to be sent to a preparatory
-school, and that I was to insinuate myself into this school and,
-watching my opportunity, to remove him; but it seemed to me that
-the obstacles to this comparatively lucid scheme were insuperable.
-In the first place, how were we to discover which of England's
-million preparatory schools Mr Ford, or Mr Mennick for him, would
-choose? Secondly, the plot which was to carry me triumphantly into
-this school when--or if--found, struck me as extremely thin. I
-was to pose, Cynthia told me, as a young man of private means,
-anxious to learn the business, with a view to setting up a school
-of his own. The objection to that was, I held, that I obviously
-did not want to do anything of the sort. I had not the appearance
-of a man with such an ambition. I had none of the conversation of
-such a man.
-
-I put it to Cynthia.
-
-'They would find me out in a day,' I assured her. 'A man who wants
-to set up a school has got to be a pretty brainy sort of fellow. I
-don't know anything.'
-
-'You got your degree.'
-
-'A degree. At any rate, I've forgotten all I knew.'
-
-'That doesn't matter. You have the money. Anybody with money can
-start a school, even if he doesn't know a thing. Nobody would
-think it strange.'
-
-It struck me as a monstrous slur on our educational system, but
-reflection told me it was true. The proprietor of a preparatory
-school, if he is a man of wealth, need not be able to teach, any
-more than an impresario need be able to write plays.
-
-'Well, we'll pass that for the moment,' I said. 'Here's the real
-difficulty. How are you going to find out the school Mr Ford has
-chosen?'
-
-'I have found it out already--or Nesta has. She set a detective to
-work. It was perfectly easy. Ogden's going to Mr Abney's. Sanstead
-House is the name of the place. It's in Hampshire somewhere. Quite
-a small school, but full of little dukes and earls and things.
-Lord Mountry's younger brother, Augustus Beckford, is there.'
-
-I had known Lord Mountry and his family well some years ago. I
-remembered Augustus dimly.
-
-'Mountry? Do you know him? He was up at Oxford with me.'
-
-She seemed interested.
-
-'What kind of a man is he?' she asked.
-
-'Oh, quite a good sort. Rather an ass. I haven't seen him for
-years.'
-
-'He's a friend of Nesta's. I've only met him once. He is going to
-be your reference.'
-
-'My what?'
-
-'You will need a reference. At least, I suppose you will. And,
-anyhow, if you say you know Lord Mountry it will make it simpler
-for you with Mr Abney, the brother being at the school.'
-
-'Does Mountry know about this business? Have you told him why I
-want to go to Abney's?'
-
-'Nesta told him. He thought it was very sporting of you. He will
-tell Mr Abney anything we like. By the way, Peter, you will have
-to pay a premium or something, I suppose. But Nesta will look
-after all expenses, of course.'
-
-On this point I made my only stand of the afternoon.
-
-'No,' I said; 'it's very kind of her, but this is going to be
-entirely an amateur performance. I'm doing this for you, and I'll
-stand the racket. Good heavens! Fancy taking money for a job of
-this kind!'
-
-She looked at me rather oddly.
-
-'That is very sweet of you, Peter,' she said, after a slight
-pause. 'Now let's get to work.'
-
-And together we composed the letter which led to my sitting, two
-days later, in stately conference at his club with Mr Arnold
-Abney, M.A., of Sanstead House, Hampshire.
-
-Mr Abney proved to be a long, suave, benevolent man with an Oxford
-manner, a high forehead, thin white hands, a cooing intonation,
-and a general air of hushed importance, as of one in constant
-communication with the Great. There was in his bearing something
-of the family solicitor in whom dukes confide, and something of
-the private chaplain at the Castle.
-
-He gave me the key-note to his character in the first minute of
-our acquaintanceship. We had seated ourselves at a table in the
-smoking-room when an elderly gentleman shuffled past, giving a nod
-in transit. My companion sprang to his feet almost convulsively,
-returned the salutation, and subsided slowly into his chair again.
-
-'The Duke of Devizes,' he said in an undertone. 'A most able man.
-Most able. His nephew, Lord Ronald Stokeshaye, was one of my
-pupils. A charming boy.'
-
-I gathered that the old feudal spirit still glowed to some extent
-in Mr Abney's bosom.
-
-We came to business.
-
-'So you wish to be one of us, Mr Burns, to enter the scholastic
-profession?'
-
-I tried to look as if I did.
-
-'Well, in certain circumstances, the circumstances in which
-I--ah--myself, I may say, am situated, there is no more delightful
-occupation. The work is interesting. There is the constant
-fascination of seeing these fresh young lives develop--and of
-helping them to develop--under one's eyes; in any case, I may say,
-there is the exceptional interest of being in a position to mould
-the growing minds of lads who will some day take their place among
-the country's hereditary legislators, that little knot of devoted
-men who, despite the vulgar attacks of loudmouthed demagogues,
-still do their share, and more, in the guidance of England's
-fortunes. Yes.'
-
-He paused. I said I thought so, too.
-
-'You are an Oxford man, Mr Burns, I think you told me? Ah, I have
-your letter here. Just so. You were at--ah, yes. A fine college.
-The Dean is a lifelong friend of mine. Perhaps you knew my late
-pupil, Lord Rollo?--no, he would have been since your time. A
-delightful boy. Quite delightful ... And you took your degree?
-Exactly. _And_ represented the university at both cricket and
-Rugby football? Excellent. _Mens sana in_--ah--_corpore_, in fact,
-_sano_, yes!'
-
-He folded the letter carefully and replaced it in his pocket.
-
-'Your primary object in coming to me, Mr Burns, is, I gather, to
-learn the--ah--the ropes, the business? You have had little or no
-previous experience of school-mastering?'
-
-'None whatever.'
-
-'Then your best plan would undoubtedly be to consider yourself and
-work for a time simply as an ordinary assistant-master. You would
-thus get a sound knowledge of the intricacies of the profession
-which would stand you in good stead when you decide to set up your
-own school. School-mastering is a profession, which cannot be
-taught adequately except in practice. "Only those who--ah--brave
-its dangers comprehend its mystery." Yes, I would certainly
-recommend you to begin at the foot of the ladder and go, at least
-for a time, through the mill.'
-
-'Certainly,' I said. 'Of course.'
-
-My ready acquiescence pleased him. I could see that he was
-relieved. I think he had expected me to jib at the prospect of
-actual work.
-
-'As it happens,' he said, 'my classical master left me at the end
-of last term. I was about to go to the Agency for a successor when
-your letter arrived. Would you consider--'
-
-I had to think this over. Feeling kindly disposed towards Mr
-Arnold Abney, I wished to do him as little harm as possible. I was
-going to rob him of a boy, who, while no moulding of his growing
-mind could make him into a hereditary legislator, did undoubtedly
-represent a portion of Mr Abney's annual income; and I did not
-want to increase my offence by being a useless assistant-master.
-Then I reflected that, if I was no Jowett, at least I knew enough
-Latin and Greek to teach the rudiments of those languages to small
-boys. My conscience was satisfied.
-
-'I should be delighted,' I said.
-
-'Excellent. Then let us consider that as--ah--settled,' said Mr
-Abney.
-
-There was a pause. My companion began to fiddle a little
-uncomfortably with an ash-tray. I wondered what was the matter,
-and then it came to me. We were about to become sordid. The
-discussion of terms was upon us.
-
-And as I realized this, I saw simultaneously how I could throw one
-more sop to my exigent conscience. After all, the whole thing was
-really a question of hard cash. By kidnapping Ogden I should be
-taking money from Mr Abney. By paying my premium I should be
-giving it back to him.
-
-I considered the circumstances. Ogden was now about thirteen years
-old. The preparatory-school age limit may be estimated roughly at
-fourteen. That is to say, in any event Sanstead House could only
-harbour him for one year. Mr Abney's fees I had to guess at. To be
-on the safe side, I fixed my premium at an outside figure, and,
-getting to the point at once, I named it.
-
-It was entirely satisfactory. My mental arithmetic had done me
-credit. Mr Abney beamed upon me. Over tea and muffins we became
-very friendly. In half an hour I heard more of the theory of
-school-mastering than I had dreamed existed.
-
-We said good-bye at the club front door. He smiled down at me
-benevolently from the top of the steps.
-
-'Good-bye, Mr Burns, good-bye,' he said. 'We shall meet
-at--ah--Philippi.'
-
-When I reached my rooms, I rang for Smith.
-
-'Smith,' I said, 'I want you to get some books for me first thing
-tomorrow. You had better take a note of them.'
-
-He moistened his pencil.
-
-'A Latin Grammar.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'A Greek Grammar.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'Brodley Arnold's Easy Prose Sentences.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'And Caesar's Gallic Wars.'
-
-'What name, sir?'
-
-'Caesar.'
-
-'Thank you, sir. Anything else, sir?'
-
-'No, that will be all.'
-
-'Very good, sir.'
-
-He shimmered from the room.
-
-Thank goodness, Smith always has thought me mad, and is consequently
-never surprised at anything I ask him to do.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 2
-
-
-Sanstead House was an imposing building in the Georgian style. It
-stood, foursquare, in the midst of about nine acres of land. For
-the greater part of its existence, I learned later, it had been
-the private home of a family of the name of Boone, and in its
-early days the estate had been considerable. But the progress of
-the years had brought changes to the Boones. Money losses had
-necessitated the sale of land. New roads had come into being,
-cutting off portions of the estate from their centre. New
-facilities for travel had drawn members of the family away from
-home. The old fixed life of the country had changed, and in the
-end the latest Boone had come to the conclusion that to keep up so
-large and expensive a house was not worth his while.
-
-That the place should have become a school was the natural process
-of evolution. It was too large for the ordinary purchaser, and the
-estate had been so whittled down in the course of time that it was
-inadequate for the wealthy. Colonel Boone had been glad to let it
-to Mr Abney, and the school had started its career.
-
-It had all the necessary qualifications for a school. It was
-isolated. The village was two miles from its gates. It was near
-the sea. There were fields for cricket and football, and inside
-the house a number of rooms of every size, suitable for classrooms
-and dormitories.
-
-The household, when I arrived, consisted, besides Mr Abney, myself,
-another master named Glossop, and the matron, of twenty-four boys,
-the butler, the cook, the odd-job-man, two housemaids, a scullery-maid,
-and a parlour-maid. It was a little colony, cut off from the outer
-world.
-
-With the exception of Mr Abney and Glossop, a dismal man of nerves
-and mannerisms, the only person with whom I exchanged speech on my
-first evening was White, the butler. There are some men one likes
-at sight. White was one of them. Even for a butler he was a man of
-remarkably smooth manners, but he lacked that quality of austere
-aloofness which I have noticed in other butlers.
-
-He helped me unpack my box, and we chatted during the process. He
-was a man of medium height, square and muscular, with something,
-some quality of springiness, as it were, that seemed unusual in a
-butler. From one or two things he said, I gathered that he had
-travelled a good deal. Altogether he interested me. He had humour,
-and the half-hour which I had spent with Glossop made me set a
-premium on humour. I found that he, like myself, was a new-comer.
-His predecessor had left at short notice during the holidays, and
-he had secured the vacancy at about the same time that I was
-securing mine. We agreed that it was a pretty place. White, I
-gathered, regarded its isolation as a merit. He was not fond of
-village society.
-
-On the following morning, at eight o'clock, my work began.
-
-My first day had the effect of entirely revolutionizing what ideas
-I possessed of the lot of the private-school assistant-master.
-
-My view, till then, had been that the assistant-master had an easy
-time. I had only studied him from the outside. My opinion was
-based on observations made as a boy at my own private school, when
-masters were an enviable race who went to bed when they liked, had
-no preparation to do, and couldn't be caned. It seemed to me then
-that those three facts, especially the last, formed a pretty good
-basis on which to build up the Perfect Life.
-
-I had not been at Sanstead House two days before doubts began to
-creep in on this point. What the boy, observing the assistant-master
-standing about in apparently magnificent idleness, does not realize
-is that the unfortunate is really putting in a spell of exceedingly
-hard work. He is 'taking duty'. And 'taking duty' is a thing to be
-remembered, especially by a man who, like myself, has lived a life
-of fatted ease, protected from all the minor annoyances of life by
-a substantial income.
-
-Sanstead House educated me. It startled me. It showed me a hundred
-ways in which I had allowed myself to become soft and inefficient,
-without being aware of it. There may be other professions which
-call for a fiercer display of energy, but for the man with a
-private income who has loitered through life at his own pace, a
-little school-mastering is brisk enough to be a wonderful tonic.
-
-I needed it, and I got it.
-
-It was almost as if Mr Abney had realized intuitively how excellent
-the discipline of work was for my soul, for the kindly man allowed
-me to do not only my own, but most of his as well. I have talked
-with assistant-masters since, and I have gathered from them that
-headmasters of private schools are divided into two classes: the
-workers and the runners-up-to-London. Mr Abney belonged to the
-latter class. Indeed, I doubt if a finer representative of the
-class could have been found in the length and breadth of southern
-England. London drew him like a magnet.
-
-After breakfast he would take me aside. The formula was always the
-same.
-
-'Ah--Mr Burns.'
-
-Myself (apprehensively, scenting disaster, 'like some wild
-creature caught within a trap, who sees the trapper coming through
-the wood'). 'Yes? Er--yes?'
-
-'I am afraid I shall be obliged to run up to London today. I have
-received an important letter from--' And then he would name some
-parent or some prospective parent. (By 'prospective' I mean one
-who was thinking of sending his son to Sanstead House. You may
-have twenty children, but unless you send them to his school, a
-schoolmaster will refuse to dignify you with the name of parent.)
-
-Then, 'He wishes--ah--to see me,' or, in the case of titled
-parents, 'He wishes--ah--to talk things over with me.' The
-distinction is subtle, but he always made it.
-
-And presently the cab would roll away down the long drive, and my
-work would begin, and with it that soul-discipline to which I have
-alluded.
-
-'Taking duty' makes certain definite calls upon a man. He has to
-answer questions; break up fights; stop big boys bullying small
-boys; prevent small boys bullying smaller boys; check stone-throwing,
-going-on-the-wet-grass, worrying-the-cook, teasing-the-dog,
-making-too-much-noise, and, in particular, discourage all forms
-of _hara-kiri_ such as tree-climbing, water-spout-scaling,
-leaning-too-far-out-of-the-window, sliding-down-the-banisters,
-pencil-swallowing, and ink-drinking-because-somebody-dared-me-to.
-
-At intervals throughout the day there are further feats to
-perform. Carving the joint, helping the pudding, playing football,
-reading prayers, teaching, herding stragglers in for meals, and
-going round the dormitories to see that the lights are out, are a
-few of them.
-
-I wanted to oblige Cynthia, if I could, but there were moments
-during the first day or so when I wondered how on earth I was
-going to snatch the necessary time to combine kidnapping with my
-other duties. Of all the learned professions it seemed to me that
-that of the kidnapper most urgently demanded certain intervals for
-leisured thought, in which schemes and plots might be matured.
-
-Schools vary. Sanstead House belonged to the more difficult class.
-Mr Abney's constant flittings did much to add to the burdens of
-his assistants, and his peculiar reverence for the aristocracy did
-even more. His endeavour to make Sanstead House a place where the
-delicately nurtured scions of the governing class might feel as
-little as possible the temporary loss of titled mothers led him
-into a benevolent tolerance which would have unsettled angels.
-
-Success or failure for an assistant-master is, I consider, very
-much a matter of luck. My colleague, Glossop, had most of the
-qualities that make for success, but no luck. Properly backed up
-by Mr Abney, he might have kept order. As it was, his class-room
-was a bear-garden, and, when he took duty, chaos reigned.
-
-I, on the other hand, had luck. For some reason the boys agreed to
-accept me. Quite early in my sojourn I enjoyed that sweetest triumph
-of the assistant-master's life, the spectacle of one boy smacking
-another boy's head because the latter persisted in making a noise
-after I had told him to stop. I doubt if a man can experience so
-keenly in any other way that thrill which comes from the knowledge
-that the populace is his friend. Political orators must have the
-same sort of feeling when their audience clamours for the ejection
-of a heckler, but it cannot be so keen. One is so helpless with boys,
-unless they decide that they like one.
-
-It was a week from the beginning of the term before I made the
-acquaintance of the Little Nugget.
-
-I had kept my eyes open for him from the beginning, and when I
-discovered that he was not at school, I had felt alarmed. Had
-Cynthia sent me down here, to work as I had never worked before,
-on a wild-goose chase?
-
-Then, one morning, Mr Abney drew me aside after breakfast.
-
-'Ah--Mr Burns.'
-
-It was the first time that I had heard those soon-to-be-familiar
-words.
-
-'I fear I shall be compelled to run up to London today. I have an
-important appointment with the father of a boy who is coming to
-the school. He wishes--ah--to see me.'
-
-This might be the Little Nugget at last.
-
-I was right. During the interval before school, Augustus Beckford
-approached me. Lord Mountry's brother was a stolid boy with
-freckles. He had two claims to popular fame. He could hold his
-breath longer than any other boy in the school, and he always got
-hold of any piece of gossip first.
-
-'There's a new kid coming tonight, sir,' he said--'an American
-kid. I heard him talking about it to the matron. The kid's name's
-Ford, I believe the kid's father's awfully rich. Would you like to
-be rich, sir? I wish I was rich. If I was rich, I'd buy all sorts
-of things. I believe I'm going to be rich when I grow up. I heard
-father talking to a lawyer about it. There's a new parlour-maid
-coming soon, sir. I heard cook telling Emily. I'm blowed if I'd
-like to be a parlour-maid, would you, sir? I'd much rather be a
-cook.'
-
-He pondered the point for a moment. When he spoke again, it was to
-touch on a still more profound problem.
-
-'If you wanted a halfpenny to make up twopence to buy a lizard,
-what would you do, sir?'
-
-He got it.
-
-Ogden Ford, the El Dorado of the kidnapping industry, entered
-Sanstead House at a quarter past nine that evening. He was
-preceded by a Worried Look, Mr Arnold Abney, a cabman bearing a
-large box, and the odd-job man carrying two suitcases. I have
-given precedence to the Worried Look because it was a thing by
-itself. To say that Mr Abney wore it would be to create a wrong
-impression. Mr Abney simply followed in its wake. He was concealed
-behind it much as Macbeth's army was concealed behind the woods of
-Dunsinane.
-
-I only caught a glimpse of Ogden as Mr Abney showed him into his
-study. He seemed a self-possessed boy, very like but, if anything,
-uglier than the portrait of him which I had seen at the Hotel
-Guelph.
-
-A moment later the door opened, and my employer came out. He
-appeared relieved at seeing me.
-
-'Ah, Mr Burns, I was about to go in search of you. Can you spare
-me a moment? Let us go into the dining-room.'
-
-'That is a boy called Ford, Mr Burns,' he said, when he had closed
-the door. 'A rather--er--remarkable boy. He is an American, the
-son of a Mr Elmer Ford. As he will be to a great extent in your
-charge, I should like to prepare you for his--ah--peculiarities.'
-
-'Is he peculiar?'
-
-A faint spasm disturbed Mr Abney's face. He applied a silk
-handkerchief to his forehead before he replied.
-
-'In many ways, judged by the standard of the lads who have passed
-through my hands--boys, of course, who, it is only fair to add,
-have enjoyed the advantages of a singularly refined home-life--he
-may be said to be--ah--somewhat peculiar. While I have no doubt
-that _au fond ... au fond_ he is a charming boy, quite charming,
-at present he is--shall I say?--peculiar. I am disposed to imagine
-that he has been, from childhood up, systematically indulged.
-There has been in his life, I suspect, little or no discipline.
-The result has been to make him curiously unboylike. There is a
-complete absence of that diffidence, that childish capacity for
-surprise, which I for one find so charming in our English boys.
-Little Ford appears to be completely blase'. He has tastes and ideas
-which are precocious, and--unusual in a boy of his age.... He
-expresses himself in a curious manner sometimes.... He seems to have
-little or no reverence for--ah--constituted authority.'
-
-He paused while he passed his handkerchief once more over his
-forehead.
-
-'Mr Ford, the boy's father, who struck me as a man of great
-ability, a typical American merchant prince, was singularly frank
-with me about his domestic affairs as they concerned his son. I
-cannot recall his exact words, but the gist of what he said was
-that, until now, Mrs Ford had had sole charge of the boy's
-upbringing, and--Mr Ford was singularly outspoken--was too
-indulgent, in fact--ah--spoilt him. Indeed--you will, of course,
-respect my confidence--that was the real reason for the divorce
-which--ah--has unhappily come about. Mr Ford regards this school
-as in a measure--shall I say?--an antidote. He wishes there to be
-no lack of wholesome discipline. So that I shall expect you, Mr
-Burns, to check firmly, though, of course, kindly, such habits of
-his as--ah--cigarette-smoking. On our journey down he smoked
-incessantly. I found it impossible--without physical violence--to
-induce him to stop. But, of course, now that he is actually at the
-school, and subject to the discipline of the school ...'
-
-'Exactly,' I said.
-
-'That was all I wished to say. Perhaps it would be as well if you
-saw him now, Mr Burns. You will find him in the study.'
-
-He drifted away, and I went to the study to introduce myself.
-
-A cloud of tobacco-smoke rising above the back of an easy-chair
-greeted me as I opened the door. Moving into the room, I perceived
-a pair of boots resting on the grate. I stepped to the light, and
-the remainder of the Little Nugget came into view.
-
-He was lying almost at full length in the chair, his eyes fixed in
-dreamy abstraction upon the ceiling. As I came towards him, he
-drew at the cigarette between his fingers, glanced at me, looked
-away again, and expelled another mouthful of smoke. He was not
-interested in me.
-
-Perhaps this indifference piqued me, and I saw him with prejudiced
-eyes. At any rate, he seemed to me a singularly unprepossessing
-youth. That portrait had flattered him. He had a stout body and a
-round, unwholesome face. His eyes were dull, and his mouth dropped
-discontentedly. He had the air of one who is surfeited with life.
-
-I am disposed to imagine, as Mr Abney would have said, that my
-manner in addressing him was brisker and more incisive than Mr
-Abney's own. I was irritated by his supercilious detachment.
-
-'Throw away that cigarette,' I said.
-
-To my amazement, he did, promptly. I was beginning to wonder
-whether I had not been too abrupt--he gave me a curious sensation
-of being a man of my own age--when he produced a silver case from
-his pocket and opened it. I saw that the cigarette in the fender
-was a stump.
-
-I took the case from his hand and threw it on to a table. For the
-first time he seemed really to notice my existence.
-
-'You've got a hell of a nerve,' he said.
-
-He was certainly exhibiting his various gifts in rapid order,
-This, I took it, was what Mr Abney had called 'expressing himself
-in a curious manner'.
-
-'And don't swear,' I said.
-
-We eyed each other narrowly for the space of some seconds.
-
-'Who are you?' he demanded.
-
-I introduced myself.
-
-'What do you want to come butting in for?'
-
-'I am paid to butt in. It's the main duty of an assistant-master.'
-
-'Oh, you're the assistant-master, are you?'
-
-'One of them. And, in passing--it's a small technical point--you're
-supposed to call me "sir" during these invigorating little chats
-of ours.'
-
-'Call you what? Up an alley!'
-
-'I beg your pardon?'
-
-'Fade away. Take a walk.'
-
-I gathered that he was meaning to convey that he had considered my
-proposition, but regretted his inability to entertain it.
-
-'Didn't you call your tutor "sir" when you were at home?'
-
-'Me? Don't make me laugh. I've got a cracked lip.'
-
-'I gather you haven't an overwhelming respect for those set in
-authority over you.'
-
-'If you mean my tutors, I should say nix.'
-
-'You use the plural. Had you a tutor before Mr Broster?'
-
-He laughed.
-
-'Had I? Only about ten million.'
-
-'Poor devils!' I said.
-
-'Who's swearing now?'
-
-The point was well taken. I corrected myself.
-
-'Poor brutes! What happened to them? Did they commit suicide?'
-
-'Oh, they quit. And I don't blame them. I'm a pretty tough
-proposition, and you don't want to forget it.'
-
-He reached out for the cigarette-case. I pocketed it.
-
-'You make me tired,' he said.
-
-'The sensation's mutual.'
-
-'Do you think you can swell around, stopping me doing things?'
-
-'You've defined my job exactly.'
-
-'Guess again. I know all about this joint. The hot-air merchant
-was telling me about it on the train.'
-
-I took the allusion to be to Mr Arnold Abney, and thought it
-rather a happy one.
-
-'He's the boss, and nobody but him is allowed to hit the fellows.
-If you tried it, you'd lose your job. And he ain't going to,
-because the Dad's paying double fees, and he's scared stiff he'll
-lose me if there's any trouble.'
-
-'You seem to have a grasp of the position.'
-
-'Bet your life I have.'
-
-I looked at him as he sprawled in the chair.
-
-'You're a funny kid,' I said.
-
-He stiffened, outraged. His little eyes gleamed.
-
-'Say, it looks to me as if you wanted making a head shorter.
-You're a darned sight too fresh. Who do you think you are,
-anyway?'
-
-'I'm your guardian angel,' I replied. 'I'm the fellow who's going
-to take you in hand and make you a little ray of sunshine about
-the home. I know your type backwards. I've been in America and
-studied it on its native asphalt. You superfatted millionaire kids
-are all the same. If Dad doesn't jerk you into the office before
-you're out of knickerbockers, you just run to seed. You get to
-think you're the only thing on earth, and you go on thinking it
-till one day somebody comes along and shows you you're not, and
-then you get what's coming to you--good and hard.'
-
-He began to speak, but I was on my favourite theme, one I had
-studied and brooded upon since the evening when I had received a
-certain letter at my club.
-
-'I knew a man,' I said, 'who started out just like you. He always
-had all the money he wanted: never worked: grew to think himself a
-sort of young prince. What happened?'
-
-He yawned.
-
-'I'm afraid I'm boring you,' I said.
-
-'Go on. Enjoy yourself,' said the Little Nugget.
-
-'Well, it's a long story, so I'll spare you it. But the moral of
-it was that a boy who is going to have money needs to be taken in
-hand and taught sense while he's young.'
-
-He stretched himself.
-
-'You talk a lot. What do you reckon you're going to do?'
-
-I eyed him thoughtfully.
-
-'Well, everything's got to have a beginning,' I said. 'What you
-seem to me to want most is exercise. I'll take you for a run every
-day. You won't know yourself at the end of a week.'
-
-'Say, if you think you're going to get _me_ to run--'
-
-'When I grab your little hand, and start running, you'll find
-you'll soon be running too. And, years hence, when you win the
-Marathon at the Olympic Games, you'll come to me with tears in
-your eyes, and you'll say--'
-
-'Oh, slush!'
-
-'I shouldn't wonder.' I looked at my watch. 'Meanwhile, you had
-better go to bed. It's past your proper time.'
-
-He stared at me in open-eyed amazement.
-
-'Bed!'
-
-'Bed.'
-
-He seemed more amused than annoyed.
-
-'Say, what time do you think I usually go to bed?'
-
-'I know what time you go here. Nine o'clock.'
-
-As if to support my words, the door opened, and Mrs Attwell, the
-matron, entered.
-
-'I think it's time he came to bed, Mr Burns.'
-
-'Just what I was saying, Mrs Attwell.'
-
-'You're crazy,' observed the Little Nugget. 'Bed nothing!'
-
-Mrs Attwell looked at me despairingly.
-
-'I never saw such a boy!'
-
-The whole machinery of the school was being held up by this legal
-infant. Any vacillation now, and Authority would suffer a set-back
-from which it would be hard put to it to recover. It seemed to me
-a situation that called for action.
-
-I bent down, scooped the Little Nugget out of his chair like an
-oyster, and made for the door. Outside he screamed incessantly. He
-kicked me in the stomach and then on the knee. He continued to
-scream. He screamed all the way upstairs. He was screaming when we
-reached his room.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Half an hour later I sat in the study, smoking thoughtfully.
-Reports from the seat of war told of a sullen and probably only
-temporary acquiescence with Fate on the part of the enemy. He was
-in bed, and seemed to have made up his mind to submit to the
-position. An air of restrained jubilation prevailed among the
-elder members of the establishment. Mr Abney was friendly and Mrs
-Attwell openly congratulatory. I was something like the hero of
-the hour.
-
-But was I jubilant? No, I was inclined to moodiness. Unforeseen
-difficulties had arisen in my path. Till now, I had regarded this
-kidnapping as something abstract. Personality had not entered into
-the matter. If I had had any picture in my mind's eye, it was of
-myself stealing away softly into the night with a docile child,
-his little hand laid trustfully in mine. From what I had seen and
-heard of Ogden Ford in moments of emotion, it seemed to me that
-whoever wanted to kidnap him with any approach to stealth would
-need to use chloroform.
-
-Things were getting very complex.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 3
-
-
-I have never kept a diary, and I have found it, in consequence,
-somewhat difficult, in telling this narrative, to arrange the
-minor incidents of my story in their proper sequence. I am writing
-by the light of an imperfect memory; and the work is complicated
-by the fact that the early days of my sojourn at Sanstead House
-are a blur, a confused welter like a Futurist picture, from which
-emerge haphazard the figures of boys--boys working, boys eating,
-boys playing football, boys whispering, shouting, asking
-questions, banging doors, jumping on beds, and clattering upstairs
-and along passages, the whole picture faintly scented with a
-composite aroma consisting of roast beef, ink, chalk, and that
-curious classroom smell which is like nothing else on earth.
-
-I cannot arrange the incidents. I can see Mr Abney, furrowed as to
-the brow and drooping at the jaw, trying to separate Ogden Ford
-from a half-smoked cigar-stump. I can hear Glossop, feverishly
-angry, bellowing at an amused class. A dozen other pictures come
-back to me, but I cannot place them in their order; and perhaps,
-after all, their sequence is unimportant. This story deals with
-affairs which were outside the ordinary school life.
-
-With the war between the Little Nugget and Authority, for
-instance, the narrative has little to do. It is a subject for an
-epic, but it lies apart from the main channel of the story, and
-must be avoided. To tell of his gradual taming, of the chaos his
-advent caused until we became able to cope with him, would be to
-turn this story into a treatise on education. It is enough to say
-that the process of moulding his character and exorcising the
-devil which seemed to possess him was slow.
-
-It was Ogden who introduced tobacco-chewing into the school, with
-fearful effects one Saturday night on the aristocratic interiors
-of Lords Gartridge and Windhall and Honourables Edwin Bellamy and
-Hildebrand Kyne. It was the ingenious gambling-game imported by
-Ogden which was rapidly undermining the moral sense of twenty-four
-innocent English boys when it was pounced upon by Glossop. It was
-Ogden who, on the one occasion when Mr Abney reluctantly resorted
-to the cane, and administered four mild taps with it, relieved his
-feelings by going upstairs and breaking all the windows in all the
-bedrooms.
-
-We had some difficult young charges at Sanstead House. Abney's
-policy of benevolent toleration ensured that. But Ogden Ford stood
-alone.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I have said that it is difficult for me to place the lesser events
-of my narrative in their proper order. I except three, however
-which I will call the Affair of the Strange American, the Adventure
-of the Sprinting Butler, and the Episode of the Genial Visitor.
-
-I will describe them singly, as they happened.
-
-It was the custom at Sanstead House for each of the assistant
-masters to take half of one day in every week as a holiday. The
-allowance was not liberal, and in most schools, I believe, it is
-increased; but Mr Abney was a man with peculiar views on other
-people's holidays, and Glossop and I were accordingly restricted.
-
-My day was Wednesday; and on the Wednesday of which I write I
-strolled towards the village. I had in my mind a game of billiards
-at the local inn. Sanstead House and its neighbourhood were
-lacking in the fiercer metropolitan excitements, and billiards at
-the 'Feathers' constituted for the pleasure-seeker the beginning
-and end of the Gay Whirl.
-
-There was a local etiquette governing the game of billiards at the
-'Feathers'. You played the marker a hundred up, then you took him
-into the bar-parlour and bought him refreshment. He raised his
-glass, said, 'To you, sir', and drained it at a gulp. After that
-you could, if you wished, play another game, or go home, as your
-fancy dictated.
-
-There was only one other occupant of the bar-parlour when we
-adjourned thither, and a glance at him told me that he was not
-ostentatiously sober. He was lying back in a chair, with his feet
-on the side-table, and crooning slowly, in a melancholy voice, the
-following words:
-
- _'I don't care--if he wears--a crown,
- He--can't--keep kicking my--dawg aroun'.'_
-
-He was a tough, clean-shaven man, with a broken nose, over which
-was tilted a soft felt hat. His wiry limbs were clad in what I put
-down as a mail-order suit. I could have placed him by his
-appearance, if I had not already done so by his voice, as an
-East-side New Yorker. And what an East-side New Yorker could be
-doing in Sanstead it was beyond me to explain.
-
-We had hardly seated ourselves when he rose and lurched out. I saw
-him pass the window, and his assertion that no crowned head should
-molest his dog came faintly to my ears as he went down the street.
-
-'American!' said Miss Benjafield, the stately barmaid, with strong
-disapproval. 'They're all alike.'
-
-I never contradict Miss Benjafield--one would as soon contradict
-the Statue of Liberty--so I merely breathed sympathetically.
-
-'What's he here for I'd like to know?'
-
-It occurred to me that I also should like to know. In another
-thirty hours I was to find out.
-
-I shall lay myself open to a charge of denseness such as even
-Doctor Watson would have scorned when I say that, though I thought
-of the matter a good deal on my way back to the school, I did not
-arrive at the obvious solution. Much teaching and taking of duty
-had dulled my wits, and the presence at Sanstead House of the
-Little Nugget did not even occur to me as a reason why strange
-Americans should be prowling in the village.
-
-We now come to the remarkable activity of White, the butler.
-
-It happened that same evening.
-
-It was not late when I started on my way back to the house, but the
-short January day was over, and it was very dark as I turned in at
-the big gate of the school and made my way up the drive. The drive
-at Sanstead House was a fine curving stretch of gravel, about two
-hundred yards in length, flanked on either side by fir trees and
-rhododendrons. I stepped out briskly, for it had begun to freeze.
-Just as I caught sight through the trees of the lights of the
-windows, there came to me the sound of running feet.
-
-I stopped. The noise grew louder. There seemed to be two runners,
-one moving with short, quick steps, the other, the one in front,
-taking a longer stride.
-
-I drew aside instinctively. In another moment, making a great
-clatter on the frozen gravel, the first of the pair passed me; and
-as he did so, there was a sharp crack, and something sang through
-the darkness like a large mosquito.
-
-The effect of the sound on the man who had been running was
-immediate. He stopped in his stride and dived into the bushes. His
-footsteps thudded faintly on the turf.
-
-The whole incident had lasted only a few seconds, and I was still
-standing there when I was aware of the other man approaching. He
-had apparently given up the pursuit, for he was walking quite
-slowly. He stopped within a few feet of me and I heard him
-swearing softly to himself.
-
-'Who's that?' I cried sharply. The crack of the pistol had given a
-flick to my nerves. Mine had been a sheltered life, into which
-hitherto revolver-shots had not entered, and I was resenting this
-abrupt introduction of them. I felt jumpy and irritated.
-
-It gave me a malicious pleasure to see that I had startled the
-unknown dispenser of shocks quite as much as he had startled me.
-The movement he made as he faced towards my direction was almost a
-leap; and it suddenly flashed upon me that I had better at once
-establish my identity as a non-combatant. I appeared to have
-wandered inadvertently into the midst of a private quarrel, one
-party to which--the one standing a couple of yards from me with a
-loaded revolver in his hand--was evidently a man of impulse, the
-sort of man who would shoot first and inquire afterwards.
-
-'I'm Mr Burns,' I said. 'I'm one of the assistant-masters. Who are
-you?'
-
-'Mr Burns?'
-
-Surely that rich voice was familiar.
-
-'White?' I said.
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'What on earth do you think you're doing? Have you gone mad? Who
-was that man?'
-
-'I wish I could tell you, sir. A very doubtful character. I found
-him prowling at the back of the house very suspiciously. He took
-to his heels and I followed him.'
-
-'But'--I spoke querulously, my orderly nature was shocked--'you
-can't go shooting at people like that just because you find them
-at the back of the house. He might have been a tradesman.'
-
-'I think not, sir.'
-
-'Well, so do I, if it comes to that. He didn't behave like one. But
-all the same--'
-
-'I take your point, sir. But I was merely intending to frighten
-him.'
-
-'You succeeded all right. He went through those bushes like a
-cannon-ball.'
-
-I heard him chuckle.
-
-'I think I may have scared him a little, sir.'
-
-'We must phone to the police-station. Could you describe the man?'
-
-'I think not, sir. It was very dark. And, if I may make the
-suggestion, it would be better not to inform the police. I have a
-very poor opinion of these country constables.'
-
-'But we can't have men prowling--'
-
-'If you will permit me, sir. I say--let them prowl. It's the only
-way to catch them.'
-
-'If you think this sort of thing is likely to happen again I must
-tell Mr Abney.'
-
-'Pardon me, sir, I think it would be better not. He impresses me
-as a somewhat nervous gentleman, and it would only disturb him.'
-
-At this moment it suddenly struck me that, in my interest in the
-mysterious fugitive, I had omitted to notice what was really the
-most remarkable point in the whole affair. How did White happen to
-have a revolver at all? I have met many butlers who behaved
-unexpectedly in their spare time. One I knew played the fiddle;
-another preached Socialism in Hyde Park. But I had never yet come
-across a butler who fired pistols.
-
-'What were you doing with a revolver?' I asked.
-
-He hesitated.
-
-'May I ask you to keep it to yourself, sir, if I tell you
-something?' he said at last.
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-'I'm a detective.'
-
-'What!'
-
-'A Pinkerton's man, Mr Burns.'
-
-I felt like one who sees the 'danger' board over thin ice. But for
-this information, who knew what rash move I might not have made,
-under the assumption that the Little Nugget was unguarded? At the
-same time, I could not help reflecting that, if things had been
-complex before, they had become far more so in the light of this
-discovery. To spirit Ogden away had never struck me, since his
-arrival at the school, as an easy task. It seemed more difficult
-now than ever.
-
-I had the sense to affect astonishment. I made my imitation of an
-innocent assistant-master astounded by the news that the butler is
-a detective in disguise as realistic as I was able. It appeared to
-be satisfactory, for he began to explain.
-
-'I am employed by Mr Elmer Ford to guard his son. There are
-several parties after that boy, Mr Burns. Naturally he is a
-considerable prize. Mr Ford would pay a large sum to get back his
-only son if he were kidnapped. So it stands to reason he takes
-precautions.'
-
-'Does Mr Abney know what you are?'
-
-'No, sir. Mr Abney thinks I am an ordinary butler. You are the
-only person who knows, and I have only told you because you have
-happened to catch me in a rather queer position for a butler to be
-in. You will keep it to yourself, sir? It doesn't do for it to get
-about. These things have to be done quietly. It would be bad for
-the school if my presence here were advertised. The other parents
-wouldn't like it. They would think that their sons were in danger,
-you see. It would be disturbing for them. So if you will just
-forget what I've been telling you, Mr Burns--'
-
-I assured him that I would. But I was very far from meaning it. If
-there was one thing which I intended to bear in mind, it was the
-fact that watchful eyes besides mine were upon that Little Nugget.
-
-The third and last of this chain of occurrences, the Episode of
-the Genial Visitor, took place on the following day, and may be
-passed over briefly. All that happened was that a well-dressed
-man, who gave his name as Arthur Gordon, of Philadelphia, dropped
-in unexpectedly to inspect the school. He apologized for not
-having written to make an appointment, but explained that he was
-leaving England almost immediately. He was looking for a school
-for his sister's son, and, happening to meet his business
-acquaintance, Mr Elmer Ford, in London, he had been recommended to
-Mr Abney. He made himself exceedingly pleasant. He was a breezy,
-genial man, who joked with Mr Abney, chaffed the boys, prodded the
-Little Nugget in the ribs, to that overfed youth's discomfort,
-made a rollicking tour of the house, in the course of which he
-inspected Ogden's bedroom--in order, he told Mr Abney, to be able
-to report conscientiously to his friend Ford that the son and heir
-was not being pampered too much, and departed in a whirl of
-good-humour, leaving every one enthusiastic over his charming
-personality. His last words were that everything was thoroughly
-satisfactory, and that he had learned all he wanted to know.
-
-Which, as was proved that same night, was the simple truth.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 4
-
-
-I
-
-I owed it to my colleague Glossop that I was in the centre of the
-surprising things that occurred that night. By sheer weight of
-boredom, Glossop drove me from the house, so that it came about
-that, at half past nine, the time at which the affair began, I was
-patrolling the gravel in front of the porch.
-
-It was the practice of the staff of Sanstead House School to
-assemble after dinner in Mr Abney's study for coffee. The room was
-called the study, but it was really more of a master's common
-room. Mr Abney had a smaller sanctum of his own, reserved
-exclusively for himself.
-
-On this particular night he went there early, leaving me alone
-with Glossop. It is one of the drawbacks of the desert-island
-atmosphere of a private school that everybody is always meeting
-everybody else. To avoid a man for long is impossible. I had been
-avoiding Glossop as long as I could, for I knew that he wanted to
-corner me with a view to a heart-to-heart talk on Life Insurance.
-
-These amateur Life Insurance agents are a curious band. The world
-is full of them. I have met them at country-houses, at seaside
-hotels, on ships, everywhere; and it has always amazed me that
-they should find the game worth the candle. What they add to their
-incomes I do not know, but it cannot be very much, and the trouble
-they have to take is colossal. Nobody loves them, and they must
-see it; yet they persevere. Glossop, for instance, had been trying
-to buttonhole me every time there was a five minutes' break in the
-day's work.
-
-He had his chance now, and he did not mean to waste it. Mr Abney
-had scarcely left the room when he began to exude pamphlets and
-booklets at every pocket.
-
-I eyed him sourly, as he droned on about 'reactionable endowment',
-'surrender-value', and 'interest accumulating on the tontine
-policy', and tried, as I did so, to analyse the loathing I felt
-for him. I came to the conclusion that it was partly due to his
-pose of doing the whole thing from purely altruistic motives,
-entirely for my good, and partly because he forced me to face the
-fact that I was not always going to be young. In an abstract
-fashion I had already realized that I should in time cease to be
-thirty, but the way in which Glossop spoke of my sixty-fifth
-birthday made me feel as if it was due tomorrow. He was a man with
-a manner suggestive of a funeral mute suffering from suppressed
-jaundice, and I had never before been so weighed down with a sense
-of the inevitability of decay and the remorseless passage of time.
-I could feel my hair whitening.
-
-A need for solitude became imperative; and, murmuring something
-about thinking it over, I escaped from the room.
-
-Except for my bedroom, whither he was quite capable of following
-me, I had no refuge but the grounds. I unbolted the front door and
-went out.
-
-It was still freezing, and, though the stars shone, the trees grew
-so closely about the house that it was too dark for me to see more
-than a few feet in front of me.
-
-I began to stroll up and down. The night was wonderfully still. I
-could hear somebody walking up the drive--one of the maids, I
-supposed, returning from her evening out. I could even hear a bird
-rustling in the ivy on the walls of the stables.
-
-I fell into a train of thought. I think my mind must still have
-been under Glossop's gloom-breeding spell, for I was filled with a
-sense of the infinite pathos of Life. What was the good of it all?
-Why was a man given chances of happiness without the sense to
-realize and use them? If Nature had made me so self-satisfied that
-I had lost Audrey because of my self-satisfaction why had she not
-made me so self-satisfied that I could lose her without a pang?
-Audrey! It annoyed me that, whenever I was free for a moment from
-active work, my thoughts should keep turning to her. It frightened
-me, too. Engaged to Cynthia, I had no right to have such thoughts.
-
-Perhaps it was the mystery which hung about her that kept her in
-my mind. I did not know where she was. I did not know how she
-fared. I did not know what sort of a man it was whom she had
-preferred to me. That, it struck me, was the crux of the matter.
-She had vanished absolutely with another man whom I had never seen
-and whose very name I did not know. I had been beaten by an unseen
-foe.
-
-I was deep in a very slough of despond when suddenly things began
-to happen. I might have known that Sanstead House would never
-permit solitary brooding on Life for long. It was a place of
-incident, not of abstract speculation.
-
-I had reached the end of my 'beat', and had stopped to relight my
-pipe, when drama broke loose with the swift unexpectedness which
-was characteristic of the place. The stillness of the night was
-split by a sound which I could have heard in a gale and recognized
-among a hundred conflicting noises. It was a scream, a shrill,
-piercing squeal that did not rise to a crescendo, but started at
-its maximum and held the note; a squeal which could only proceed
-from one throat: the deafening war-cry of the Little Nugget.
-
-I had grown accustomed, since my arrival at Sanstead House, to a
-certain quickening of the pace of life, but tonight events
-succeeded one another with a rapidity which surprised me. A whole
-cinematograph-drama was enacted during the space of time it takes
-for a wooden match to burn.
-
-At the moment when the Little Nugget gave tongue, I had just
-struck one, and I stood, startled into rigidity, holding it in the
-air as if I had decided to constitute myself a sort of limelight
-man to the performance.
-
-It cannot have been more than a few seconds later before some
-person unknown nearly destroyed me.
-
-I was standing, holding my match and listening to the sounds of
-confusion indoors, when this person, rounding the angle of the
-house in a desperate hurry, emerged from the bushes and rammed me
-squarely.
-
-He was a short man, or he must have crouched as he ran, for his
-shoulder--a hard, bony shoulder--was precisely the same distance
-from the ground as my solar plexus. In the brief impact which
-ensued between the two, the shoulder had the advantage of being in
-motion, while the solar plexus was stationary, and there was no
-room for any shadow of doubt as to which had the worst of it.
-
-That the mysterious unknown was not unshaken by the encounter was
-made clear by a sharp yelp of surprise and pain. He staggered.
-What happened to him after that was not a matter of interest to
-me. I gather that he escaped into the night. But I was too
-occupied with my own affairs to follow his movements.
-
-Of all cures for melancholy introspection a violent blow in the
-solar plexus is the most immediate. If Mr Corbett had any abstract
-worries that day at Carson City, I fancy they ceased to occupy his
-mind from the moment when Mr Fitzsimmons administered that historic
-left jab. In my case the cure was instantaneous. I can remember
-reeling across the gravel and falling in a heap and trying to
-breathe and knowing that I should never again be able to, and
-then for some minutes all interest in the affairs of this world
-left me.
-
-How long it was before my breath returned, hesitatingly, like some
-timid Prodigal Son trying to muster up courage to enter the old
-home, I do not know; but it cannot have been many minutes, for the
-house was only just beginning to disgorge its occupants as I sat
-up. Disconnected cries and questions filled the air. Dim forms
-moved about in the darkness.
-
-I had started to struggle to my feet, feeling very sick and
-boneless, when it was borne in upon me that the sensations of this
-remarkable night were not yet over. As I reached a sitting
-position, and paused before adventuring further, to allow a wave
-of nausea to pass, a hand was placed on my shoulder and a voice
-behind me said, 'Don't move!'
-
-
-II
-
-I was not in a condition to argue. Beyond a fleeting feeling that
-a liberty was being taken with me and that I was being treated
-unjustly, I do not remember resenting the command. I had no notion
-who the speaker might be, and no curiosity. Breathing just then
-had all the glamour of a difficult feat cleverly performed. I
-concentrated my whole attention upon it. I was pleased, and
-surprised, to find myself getting on so well. I remember having
-much the same sensation when I first learned to ride a bicycle--a
-kind of dazed feeling that I seemed to be doing it, but Heaven
-alone knew how.
-
-A minute or so later, when I had leisure to observe outside
-matters, I perceived that among the other actors in the drama
-confusion still reigned. There was much scuttering about and much
-meaningless shouting. Mr Abney's reedy tenor voice was issuing
-directions, each of which reached a dizzier height of futility
-than the last. Glossop was repeating over and over again the
-words, 'Shall I telephone for the police?' to which nobody
-appeared to pay the least attention. One or two boys were darting
-about like rabbits and squealing unintelligibly. A female voice--I
-think Mrs Attwell's--was saying, 'Can you see him?'
-
-Up to this point, my match, long since extinguished, had been the
-only illumination the affair had received; but now somebody, who
-proved to be White, the butler, came from the direction of the
-stable-yard with a carriage-lamp. Every one seemed calmer and
-happier for it. The boys stopped squealing, Mrs Attwell and
-Glossop subsided, and Mr Abney said 'Ah!' in a self-satisfied
-voice, as if he had directed this move and was congratulating
-himself on the success with which it had been carried out.
-
-The whole strength of the company gathered round the light.
-
-'Thank you, White,' said Mr Abney. 'Excellent. I fear the
-scoundrel has escaped.'
-
-'I suspect so, sir.'
-
-'This is a very remarkable occurrence, White.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'The man was actually in Master Ford's bedroom.'
-
-'Indeed, sir?'
-
-A shrill voice spoke. I recognized it as that of Augustus
-Beckford, always to be counted upon to be in the centre of things
-gathering information.
-
-'Sir, please, sir, what was up? Who was it, sir? Sir, was it a
-burglar, sir? Have you ever met a burglar, sir? My father took me
-to see Raffles in the holidays, sir. Do you think this chap was
-like Raffles, sir? Sir--'
-
-'It was undoubtedly--' Mr Abney was beginning, when the identity
-of the questioner dawned upon him, and for the first time he
-realized that the drive was full of boys actively engaged in
-catching their deaths of cold. His all-friends-here-let-us-
-discuss-this-interesting-episode-fully manner changed. He became
-the outraged schoolmaster. Never before had I heard him speak so
-sharply to boys, many of whom, though breaking rules, were still
-titled.
-
-'What are you boys doing out of bed? Go back to bed instantly. I
-shall punish you most severely. I--'
-
-'Shall I telephone for the police?' asked Glossop. Disregarded.
-
-'I will not have this conduct. You will catch cold. This is
-disgraceful. Ten bad marks! I shall punish you most severely if
-you do not instantly--'
-
-A calm voice interrupted him.
-
-'Say!'
-
-The Little Nugget strolled easily into the circle of light. He was
-wearing a dressing-gown, and in his hand was a smouldering
-cigarette, from which he proceeded, before continuing his remarks,
-to blow a cloud of smoke.
-
-'Say, I guess you're wrong. That wasn't any ordinary porch-climber.'
-
-The spectacle of his _bete noire_ wreathed in smoke, coming
-on top of the emotions of the night, was almost too much for Mr
-Abney. He gesticulated for a moment in impassioned silence, his
-arms throwing grotesque shadows on the gravel.
-
-'How _dare_ you smoke, boy! How _dare_ you smoke that cigarette!'
-
-'It's the only one I've got,' responded the Little Nugget amiably.
-
-'I have spoken to you--I have warned you--Ten bad marks!--I will
-not have--Fifteen bad marks!'
-
-The Little Nugget ignored the painful scene. He was smiling
-quietly.
-
-'If you ask _me_,' he said, 'that guy was after something better
-than plated spoons. Yes, sir! If you want my opinion, it was Buck
-MacGinnis, or Chicago Ed., or one of those guys, and what he was
-trailing was me. They're always at it. Buck had a try for me in the
-fall of '07, and Ed.--'
-
-'Do you hear me? Will you return instantly--'
-
-'If you don't believe me I can show you the piece there was about
-it in the papers. I've got a press-clipping album in my box.
-Whenever there's a piece about me in the papers, I cut it out and
-paste it into my album. If you'll come right along, I'll show you
-the story about Buck now. It happened in Chicago, and he'd have
-got away with me if it hadn't been--'
-
-'Twenty bad marks!'
-
-'Mr Abney!'
-
-It was the person standing behind me who spoke. Till now he or she
-had remained a silent spectator, waiting, I suppose, for a lull in
-the conversation.
-
-They jumped, all together, like a well-trained chorus.
-
-'Who is that?' cried Mr Abney. I could tell by the sound of his
-voice that his nerves were on wires. 'Who was that who spoke?'
-
-'Shall I telephone for the police?' asked Glossop. Ignored.
-
-'I am Mrs Sheridan, Mr Abney. You were expecting me to-night.'
-
-'Mrs Sheridan? Mrs Sher--I expected you in a cab. I expected you
-in--ah--in fact, a cab.'
-
-'I walked.'
-
-I had a curious sensation of having heard the voice before. When
-she had told me not to move, she had spoken in a whisper--or, to
-me, in my dazed state, it had sounded like a whisper--but now she
-was raising her voice, and there was a note in it that seemed
-familiar. It stirred some chord in my memory, and I waited to hear
-it again.
-
-When it came it brought the same sensation, but nothing more
-definite. It left me groping for the clue.
-
-'Here is one of the men, Mr Abney.'
-
-There was a profound sensation. Boys who had ceased to squeal,
-squealed with fresh vigour. Glossop made his suggestion about the
-telephone with a new ring of hope in his voice. Mrs Attwell
-shrieked. They made for us in a body, boys and all, White leading
-with the lantern. I was almost sorry for being compelled to
-provide an anticlimax.
-
-Augustus Beckford was the first to recognize me, and I expect he
-was about to ask me if I liked sitting on the gravel on a frosty
-night, or what gravel was made of, when Mr Abney spoke.
-
-'Mr Burns! What--dear me!--_what_ are you doing there?'
-
-'Perhaps Mr Burns can give us some information as to where the man
-went, sir,' suggested White.
-
-'On everything except that,' I said, 'I'm a mine of information. I
-haven't the least idea where he went. All I know about him is that
-he has a shoulder like the ram of a battleship, and that he
-charged me with it.'
-
-As I was speaking, I thought I heard a little gasp behind me. I
-turned. I wanted to see this woman who stirred my memory with her
-voice. But the rays of the lantern did not fall on her, and she
-was a shapeless blur in the darkness. Somehow I felt that she was
-looking intently at me.
-
-I resumed my narrative.
-
-'I was lighting my pipe when I heard a scream--' A chuckle came
-from the group behind the lantern.
-
-'I screamed,' said the Little Nugget. 'You bet I screamed! What
-would _you_ do if you woke up in the dark and found a strong-armed
-roughneck prising you out of bed as if you were a clam? He tried to
-get his hand over my mouth, but he only connected with my forehead,
-and I'd got going before he could switch. I guess I threw a scare
-into that gink!'
-
-He chuckled again, reminiscently, and drew at his cigarette.
-
-'How dare you smoke! Throw away that cigarette!' cried Mr Abney,
-roused afresh by the red glow.
-
-'Forget it!' advised the Little Nugget tersely.
-
-'And then,' I said, 'somebody whizzed out from nowhere and hit me.
-And after that I didn't seem to care much about him or anything
-else.' I spoke in the direction of my captor. She was still
-standing outside the circle of light. 'I expect you can tell us
-what happened, Mrs Sheridan?'
-
-I did not think that her information was likely to be of any
-practical use, but I wanted to make her speak again.
-
-Her first words were enough. I wondered how I could ever have been
-in doubt. I knew the voice now. It was one which I had not heard
-for five years, but one which I could never forget if I lived for
-ever.
-
-'Somebody ran past me.' I hardly heard her. My heart was pounding,
-and a curious dizziness had come over me. I was grappling with the
-incredible. 'I think he went into the bushes.'
-
-I heard Glossop speak, and gathered from Mr Abney's reply; that he
-had made his suggestion about the telephone once more.
-
-'I think that will be--ah--unnecessary, Mr Glossop. The man has
-undoubtedly--ah--made good his escape. I think we had all better
-return to the house.' He turned to the dim figure beside me. 'Ah,
-Mrs Sheridan, you must be tired after your journey and the--ah unusual
-excitement. Mrs Attwell will show you where you--in fact, your room.'
-
-In the general movement White must have raised the lamp or stepped
-forward, for the rays shifted. The figure beside me was no longer
-dim, but stood out sharp and clear in the yellow light.
-
-I was aware of two large eyes looking into mine as, in the grey
-London morning two weeks before, they had looked from a faded
-photograph.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 5
-
-
-Of all the emotions which kept me awake that night, a vague
-discomfort and a feeling of resentment against Fate more than
-against any individual, were the two that remained with me next
-morning. Astonishment does not last. The fact of Audrey and myself
-being under the same roof after all these years had ceased to
-amaze me. It was a minor point, and my mind shelved it in order to
-deal with the one thing that really mattered, the fact that she
-had come back into my life just when I had definitely, as I
-thought, put her out of it.
-
-My resentment deepened. Fate had played me a wanton trick. Cynthia
-trusted me. If I were weak, I should not be the only one to
-suffer. And something told me that I should be weak. How could I
-hope to be strong, tortured by the thousand memories which the
-sight of her would bring back to me?
-
-But I would fight, I told myself. I would not yield easily. I
-promised that to my self-respect, and was rewarded with a certain
-glow of excitement. I felt defiant. I wanted to test myself at
-once.
-
-My opportunity came after breakfast. She was standing on the
-gravel in front of the house, almost, in fact, on the spot where
-we had met the night before. She looked up as she heard my step,
-and I saw that her chin had that determined tilt which, in the
-days of our engagement, I had noticed often without attaching any
-particular significance to it. Heavens, what a ghastly lump of
-complacency I must have been in those days! A child, I thought, if
-he were not wrapped up in the contemplation of his own magnificence,
-could read its meaning.
-
-It meant war, and I was glad of it. I wanted war.
-
-'Good morning,' I said.
-
-'Good morning.'
-
-There was a pause. I took the opportunity to collect my thoughts.
-
-I looked at her curiously. Five years had left their mark on her,
-but entirely for the good. She had an air of quiet strength which
-I had never noticed in her before. It may have been there in the
-old days, but I did not think so. It was, I felt certain, a later
-development. She gave the impression of having been through much
-and of being sure of herself.
-
-In appearance she had changed amazingly little. She looked as
-small and slight and trim as ever she had done. She was a little
-paler, I thought, and the Irish eyes were older and a shade
-harder; but that was all.
-
-I awoke with a start to the fact that I was staring at her. A
-slight flush had crept into her pale cheeks.
-
-'Don't!' she said suddenly, with a little gesture of irritation.
-
-The word and the gesture killed, as if they had been a blow, a
-kind of sentimental tenderness which had been stealing over me.
-
-'What are you doing here?' I asked.
-
-She was silent.
-
-'Please don't think I want to pry into your affairs,' I said
-viciously. 'I was only interested in the coincidence that we
-should meet here like this.'
-
-She turned to me impulsively. Her face had lost its hard look.
-
-'Oh, Peter,' she said, 'I'm sorry. I _am_ sorry.'
-
-It was my chance, and I snatched at it with a lack of chivalry
-which I regretted almost immediately. But I was feeling bitter,
-and bitterness makes a man do cheap things.
-
-'Sorry?' I said, politely puzzled. 'Why?'
-
-She looked taken aback, as I hoped she would.
-
-'For--for what happened.'
-
-'My dear Audrey! Anybody would have made the same mistake. I don't
-wonder you took me for a burglar.'
-
-'I didn't mean that. I meant--five years ago.'
-
-I laughed. I was not feeling like laughter at the moment, but I
-did my best, and had the satisfaction of seeing that it jarred
-upon her.
-
-'Surely you're not worrying yourself about that?' I said. I
-laughed again. Very jovial and debonair I was that winter morning.
-
-The brief moment in which we might have softened towards each
-other was over. There was a glitter in her blue eyes which told me
-that it was once more war between us.
-
-'I thought you would get over it,' she said.
-
-'Well,' I said, 'I was only twenty-five. One's heart doesn't break
-at twenty-five.'
-
-'I don't think yours would ever be likely to break, Peter.'
-
-'Is that a compliment, or otherwise?'
-
-'You would probably think it a compliment. I meant that you were
-not human enough to be heart-broken.'
-
-'So that's your idea of a compliment!'
-
-'I said I thought it was probably yours.'
-
-'I must have been a curious sort of man five years ago, if I gave
-you that impression.'
-
-'You were.'
-
-She spoke in a meditative voice, as if, across the years, she were
-idly inspecting some strange species of insect. The attitude
-annoyed me. I could look, myself, with a detached eye at the man I
-had once been, but I still retained a sort of affection for him,
-and I felt piqued.
-
-'I suppose you looked on me as a kind of ogre in those days?' I
-said.
-
-'I suppose I did.'
-
-There was a pause.
-
-'I didn't mean to hurt your feelings,' she said. And that was the
-most galling part of it. Mine was an attitude of studied
-offensiveness. I did want to hurt her feelings. But hers, it
-seemed to me, was no pose. She really had had--and, I suppose,
-still retained--a genuine horror of me. The struggle was unequal.
-
-'You were very kind,' she went on, 'sometimes--when you happened
-to think of it.'
-
-Considered as the best she could find to say of me, it was not an
-eulogy.
-
-'Well,' I said, 'we needn't discuss what I was or did five years
-ago. Whatever I was or did, you escaped. Let's think of the
-present. What are we going to do about this?'
-
-'You think the situation's embarrassing?'
-
-'I do.'
-
-'One of us ought to go, I suppose,' she said doubtfully.
-
-'Exactly.'
-
-'Well, I can't go.'
-
-'Nor can I.'
-
-'I have business here.'
-
-'Obviously, so have I.'
-
-'It's absolutely necessary that I should be here.'
-
-'And that I should.'
-
-She considered me for a moment.
-
-'Mrs Attwell told me that you were one of the assistant-masters
-at the school.'
-
-'I am acting as assistant-master. I am supposed to be learning the
-business.'
-
-She hesitated.
-
-'Why?' she said.
-
-'Why not?'
-
-'But--but--you used to be very well off.'
-
-'I'm better off now. I'm working.'
-
-She was silent for a moment.
-
-'Of course it's impossible for you to leave. You couldn't, could
-you?'
-
-'No.'
-
-'I can't either.'
-
-'Then I suppose we must face the embarrassment.'
-
-'But why must it be embarrassing? You said yourself you had--got
-over it.'
-
-'Absolutely. I am engaged to be married.'
-
-She gave a little start. She drew a pattern on the gravel with her
-foot before she spoke.
-
-'I congratulate you,' she said at last.
-
-'Thank you.'
-
-'I hope you will be very happy.'
-
-'I'm sure I shall.'
-
-She relapsed into silence. It occurred to me that, having posted
-her thoroughly in my affairs, I was entitled to ask about hers.
-
-'How in the world did you come to be here?' I said.
-
-'It's rather a long story. After my husband died--'
-
-'Oh!' I exclaimed, startled.
-
-'Yes; he died three years ago.'
-
-She spoke in a level voice, with a ring of hardness in it, for
-which I was to learn the true reason later. At the time it seemed
-to me due to resentment at having to speak of the man she had
-loved to me, whom she disliked, and my bitterness increased.
-
-'I have been looking after myself for a long time.'
-
-'In England?'
-
-'In America. We went to New York directly we--directly I had
-written to you. I have been in America ever since. I only returned
-to England a few weeks ago.'
-
-'But what brought you to Sanstead?'
-
-'Some years ago I got to know Mr Ford, the father of the little
-boy who is at the school. He recommended me to Mr Abney, who
-wanted somebody to help with the school.'
-
-'And you are dependent on your work? I mean--forgive me if I am
-personal--Mr Sheridan did not--'
-
-'He left no money at all.'
-
-'Who was he?' I burst out. I felt that the subject of the dead man
-was one which it was painful for her to talk about, at any rate to
-me; but the Sheridan mystery had vexed me for five years, and I
-thirsted to know something of this man who had dynamited my life
-without ever appearing in it.
-
-'He was an artist, a friend of my father.'
-
-I wanted to hear more. I wanted to know what he looked like, how
-he spoke, how he compared with me in a thousand ways; but it was
-plain that she would not willingly be communicative about him;
-and, with a feeling of resentment, I gave her her way and
-suppressed my curiosity.
-
-'So your work here is all you have?' I said.
-
-'Absolutely all. And, if it's the same with you, well, here we
-are!'
-
-'Here we are!' I echoed. 'Exactly.'
-
-'We must try and make it as easy for each other as we can,' she
-said.
-
-'Of course.'
-
-She looked at me in that curious, wide-eyed way of hers.
-
-'You have got thinner, Peter,' she said.
-
-'Have I?' I said. 'Suffering, I suppose, or exercise.'
-
-Her eyes left my face. I saw her bite her lip.
-
-'You hate me,' she said abruptly. 'You've been hating me all these
-years. Well, I don't wonder.'
-
-She turned and began to walk slowly away, and as she did so a
-sense of the littleness of the part I was playing came over me.
-Ever since our talk had begun I had been trying to hurt her,
-trying to take a petty revenge on her--for what? All that had
-happened five years ago had been my fault. I could not let her go
-like this. I felt unutterably mean.
-
-'Audrey!' I called.
-
-She stopped. I went to her.
-
-'Audrey!' I said, 'you're wrong. If there's anybody I hate, it's
-myself. I just want to tell you I understand.'
-
-Her lips parted, but she did not speak.
-
-'I understand just what made you do it,' I went on. 'I can see now
-the sort of man I was in those days.'
-
-'You're saying that to--to help me,' she said in a low voice.
-
-'No. I have felt like that about it for years.'
-
-'I treated you shamefully.'
-
-'Nothing of the kind. There's a certain sort of man who badly
-needs a--jolt, and he has to get it sooner or later. It happened
-that you gave me mine, but that wasn't your fault. I was bound to
-get it--somehow.' I laughed. 'Fate was waiting for me round the
-corner. Fate wanted something to hit me with. You happened to be
-the nearest thing handy.'
-
-'I'm sorry, Peter.'
-
-'Nonsense. You knocked some sense into me. That's all you did.
-Every man needs education. Most men get theirs in small doses, so
-that they hardly know they are getting it at all. My money kept me
-from getting mine that way. By the time I met you there was a
-great heap of back education due to me, and I got it in a lump.
-That's all.'
-
-'You're generous.'
-
-'Nothing of the kind. It's only that I see things clearer than I
-did. I was a pig in those days.'
-
-'You weren't!'
-
-'I was. Well, we won't quarrel about it.'
-
-Inside the house the bell rang for breakfast. We turned. As I drew
-back to let her go in, she stopped.
-
-'Peter,' she said.
-
-She began to speak quickly.
-
-'Peter, let's be sensible. Why should we let this embarrass us,
-this being together here? Can't we just pretend that we're two old
-friends who parted through a misunderstanding, and have come
-together again, with all the misunderstanding cleared away--friends
-again? Shall we?'
-
-She held out her hand. She was smiling, but her eyes were grave.
-
-'Old friends, Peter?'
-
-I took her hand.
-
-'Old friends,' I said.
-
-And we went in to breakfast. On the table, beside my plate, was
-lying a letter from Cynthia.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 6
-
-
-I
-
-I give the letter in full. It was written from the s.y. _Mermaid_,
-lying in Monaco Harbour.
-
-MY DEAR PETER, Where is Ogden? We have been expecting him every
-day. Mrs Ford is worrying herself to death. She keeps asking me if
-I have any news, and it is very tiresome to have to keep telling
-her that I have not heard from you. Surely, with the opportunities
-you must get every day, you can manage to kidnap him. Do be quick.
-We are relying on you.--In haste,
- CYNTHIA.
-
-I read this brief and business-like communication several times
-during the day; and after dinner that night, in order to meditate
-upon it in solitude, I left the house and wandered off in the
-direction of the village.
-
-I was midway between house and village when I became aware that I
-was being followed. The night was dark, and the wind moving in the
-tree-tops emphasized the loneliness of the country road. Both time
-and place were such as made it peculiarly unpleasant to hear
-stealthy footsteps on the road behind me.
-
-Uncertainty in such cases is the unnerving thing. I turned
-sharply, and began to walk back on tiptoe in the direction from
-which I had come.
-
-I had not been mistaken. A moment later a dark figure loomed up
-out of the darkness, and the exclamation which greeted me, as I
-made my presence known, showed that I had taken him by surprise.
-
-There was a momentary pause. I expected the man, whoever he might
-be, to run, but he held his ground. Indeed, he edged forward.
-
-'Get back!' I said, and allowed my stick to rasp suggestively on
-the road before raising it in readiness for any sudden development.
-It was as well that he should know it was there.
-
-The hint seemed to wound rather than frighten him.
-
-'Aw, cut out the rough stuff, bo,' he said reproachfully in a
-cautious, husky undertone. 'I ain't goin' to start anything.'
-
-I had an impression that I had heard the voice before, but I could
-not place it.
-
-'What are you following me for?' I demanded. 'Who are you?'
-
-'Say, I want a talk wit youse. I took a slant at youse under de
-lamp-post back dere, an' I seen it was you, so I tagged along.
-Say, I'm wise to your game, sport.'
-
-I had identified him by this time. Unless there were two men in
-the neighbourhood of Sanstead who hailed from the Bowery, this
-must be the man I had seen at the 'Feathers' who had incurred the
-disapproval of Miss Benjafield.
-
-'I haven't the faintest idea what you mean,' I said. 'What is my
-game?'
-
-His voice became reproachful again.
-
-'Ah chee!' he protested. 'Quit yer kiddin'! What was youse
-rubberin' around de house for last night if you wasn't trailin' de
-kid?'
-
-'Was it you who ran into me last night?' I asked.
-
-'Gee! I fought it was a tree. I came near takin' de count.'
-
-'I did take it. You seemed in a great hurry.'
-
-'Hell!' said the man simply, and expectorated.
-
-'Say,' he resumed, having delivered this criticism on that
-stirring episode, dat's a great kid, dat Nugget. I fought it was a
-Black Hand soup explosion when he cut loose. But, say, let's don't
-waste time. We gotta get together about dat kid.'
-
-'Certainly, if you wish it. What do you happen to mean?'
-
-'Aw, quit yer kiddin'!' He expectorated again. He seemed to be a
-man who could express the whole gamut of emotions by this simple
-means. 'I know you!'
-
-'Then you have the advantage of me, though I believe I remember
-seeing you before. Weren't you at the "Feathers" one Wednesday
-evening, singing something about a dog?'
-
-'Sure. Dat was me.'
-
-'What do you mean by saying that you know me?'
-
-'Aw, quit yer kiddin', Sam!'
-
-There was, it seemed to me, a reluctantly admiring note in his
-voice.
-
-'Tell me, who do you think I am?' I asked patiently.
-
-'Ahr ghee! You can't string me, sport. Smooth Sam Fisher, is who
-you are, bo. I know you.'
-
-I was too surprised to speak. Verily, some have greatness thrust
-upon them.
-
-'I hain't never seen youse, Sam,' he continued, 'but I know it's
-you. And I'll tell youse how I doped it out. To begin with, there
-ain't but you and your bunch and me and my bunch dat knows de
-Little Nugget's on dis side at all. Dey sneaked him out of New
-York mighty slick. And I heard that you had come here after him.
-So when I runs into a guy dat's trailin' de kid down here, well,
-who's it going to be if it ain't youse? And when dat guy talks
-like a dude, like they all say you do, well, who's it going to be
-if it ain't youse? So quit yer kiddin', Sam, and let's get down to
-business.'
-
-'Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr Buck MacGinnis?' I said. I
-felt convinced that this could be no other than that celebrity.
-
-'Dat's right. Dere's no need to keep up anyt'ing wit me, Sam.
-We're bote on de same trail, so let's get down to it.'
-
-'One moment,' I said. 'Would it surprise you to hear that my name
-is Burns, and that I am a master at the school?'
-
-He expectorated admirably.
-
-'Hell, no!' he said. 'Gee, it's just what you would be, Sam. I
-always heard youse had been one of dese rah-rah boys oncest. Say,
-it's mighty smart of youse to be a perfessor. You're right in on
-de ground floor.'
-
-His voice became appealing.
-
-'Say, Sam, don't be a hawg. Let's go fifty-fifty in dis deal. My
-bunch and me has come a hell of a number of miles on dis
-proposition, and dere ain't no need for us to fall scrappin' over
-it. Dere's plenty for all of us. Old man Ford'll cough up enough
-for every one, and dere won't be any fuss. Let's sit in togedder
-on dis nuggett'ing. It ain't like as if it was an ornery two-by-four
-deal. I wouldn't ask youse if it wasn't big enough fir de whole
-bunch of us.'
-
-As I said nothing, he proceeded.
-
-'It ain't square, Sam, to take advantage of your having education.
-If it was a square fight, and us bote wit de same chance, I
-wouldn't say; but you bein' a dude perfessor and gettin' right
-into de place like dat ain't right. Say, don't be a hawg, Sam.
-Don't swipe it all. Fifty-fifty! Does dat go?'
-
-'I don't know,' I said. 'You had better ask the real Sam. Good
-night.'
-
-I walked past him and made for the school gates at my best pace.
-He trotted after me, pleading.
-
-'Sam, give us a quarter, then.'
-
-I walked on.
-
-'Sam, don't be a hawg!'
-
-He broke into a run.
-
-'Sam!' His voice lost its pleading tone and rasped menacingly.
-
-'Gee, if I had me canister, youse wouldn't be so flip! Listen
-here, you big cheese! You t'ink youse is de only t'ing in sight,
-huh? Well, we ain't done yet. You'll see yet. We'll fix you! Youse
-had best watch out.'
-
-I stopped and turned on him. 'Look here, you fool,' I cried. 'I
-tell you I am not Sam Fisher. Can't you understand that you have
-got hold of the wrong man? My name is Burns--_Burns_.'
-
-He expectorated--scornfully this time. He was a man slow by nature
-to receive ideas, but slower to rid himself of one that had
-contrived to force its way into what he probably called his brain.
-He had decided on the evidence that I was Smooth Sam Fisher, and
-no denials on my part were going to shake his belief. He looked on
-them merely as so many unsportsmanlike quibbles prompted by greed.
-
-'Tell it to Sweeney!' was the form in which he crystallized his
-scepticism.
-
-'May be you'll say youse ain't trailin' de Nugget, huh?'
-
-It was a home-thrust. If truth-telling has become a habit, one
-gets slowly off the mark when the moment arrives for the prudent
-lie. Quite against my will, I hesitated. Observant Mr MacGinnis
-perceived my hesitation and expectorated triumphantly.
-
-'Ah ghee!' he remarked. And then with a sudden return to ferocity,
-'All right, you Sam, you wait! We'll fix you, and fix you good!
-See? Dat goes. You t'ink youse kin put it across us, huh? All
-right, you'll get yours. You wait!'
-
-And with these words he slid off into the night. From somewhere in
-the murky middle distance came a scornful 'Hawg!' and he was gone,
-leaving me with a settled conviction that, while I had frequently
-had occasion, since my expedition to Sanstead began, to describe
-affairs as complex, their complexity had now reached its height.
-With a watchful Pinkerton's man within, and a vengeful gang of
-rivals without, Sanstead House seemed likely to become an
-unrestful place for a young kidnapper with no previous experience.
-
-The need for swift action had become imperative.
-
-
-II
-
-White, the butler, looking singularly unlike a detective--which, I
-suppose, is how a detective wants to look--was taking the air on
-the football field when I left the house next morning for a
-before-breakfast stroll. The sight of him filled me with a desire
-for first-hand information on the subject of the man Mr MacGinnis
-supposed me to be and also of Mr MacGinnis himself. I wanted to be
-assured that my friend Buck, despite appearances, was a placid
-person whose bark was worse than his bite.
-
-White's manner, at our first conversational exchanges, was
-entirely that of the butler. From what I came to know of him
-later, I think he took an artistic pride in throwing himself into
-whatever role he had to assume.
-
-At the mention of Smooth Sam Fisher, however, his manner peeled
-off him like a skin, and he began to talk as himself, a racy and
-vigorous self vastly different from the episcopal person he
-thought it necessary to be when on duty.
-
-'White,' I said, 'do you know anything of Smooth Sam Fisher?'
-
-He stared at me. I suppose the question, led up to by no previous
-remark, was unusual.
-
-'I met a gentleman of the name of Buck MacGinnis--he was our
-visitor that night, by the way--and he was full of Sam. Do you
-know him?'
-
-'Buck?'
-
-'Either of them.'
-
-'Well, I've never seen Buck, but I know all about him. There's
-pepper to Buck.'
-
-'So I should imagine. And Sam?'
-
-'You may take it from me that there's more pepper to Sam's little
-finger than there is to Buck's whole body. Sam could make Buck
-look like the last run of shad, if it came to a showdown. Buck's
-just a common roughneck. Sam's an educated man. He's got brains.'
-
-'So I gathered. Well, I'm glad to hear you speak so well of him,
-because that's who I'm supposed to be.'
-
-'How's that?'
-
-'Buck MacGinnis insists that I am Smooth Sam Fisher. Nothing I can
-say will shift him.'
-
-White stared. He had very bright humorous brown eyes. Then he
-began to laugh.
-
-'Well, what do you know about that?' he exclaimed. 'Wouldn't that
-jar you!'
-
-'It would. I may say it did. He called me a hog for wanting to
-keep the Little Nugget to myself, and left threatening to "fix
-me". What would you say the verb "to fix" signified in Mr
-MacGinnis's vocabulary?'
-
-White was still chuckling quietly to himself.
-
-'He's a wonder!' he observed. 'Can you beat it? Taking you for
-Smooth Sam!'
-
-'He said he had never seen Smooth Sam. Have you?'
-
-'Lord, yes.'
-
-'Does he look like me?'
-
-'Not a bit.'
-
-'Do you think he's over here in England?'
-
-'Sam? I know he is.'
-
-'Then Buck MacGinnis was right?'
-
-'Dead right, as far as Sam being on the trail goes. Sam's after
-the Nugget to get him this time. He's tried often enough before,
-but we've been too smart for him. This time he allows he's going
-to bring it off.'
-
-'Then why haven't we seen anything of him? Buck MacGinnis seems to
-be monopolizing the kidnapping industry in these parts.'
-
-'Oh, Sam'll show up when he feels good and ready. You can take it
-from me that Sam knows what he is doing. Sam's a special pet of
-mine. I don't give a flip for Buck MacGinnis.'
-
-'I wish I had your cheery disposition! To me Buck MacGinnis seems
-a pretty important citizen. I wonder what he meant by "fix"?'
-
-White, however, declined to leave the subject of Buck's more
-gifted rival.
-
-'Sam's a college man, you know. That gives him a pull. He has
-brains, and can use them.'
-
-'That was one of the points on which Buck MacGinnis reproached me.
-He said it was not fair to use my superior education.'
-
-He laughed.
-
-'Buck's got no sense. That's why you find him carrying on like a
-porch-climber. It's his only notion of how to behave when he wants
-to do a job. And that's why there's only one man to keep your eye
-on in this thing of the Little Nugget, and that's Sam. I wish you
-could get to know Sam. You'd like him.'
-
-'You seem to look on him as a personal friend. I certainly don't
-like Buck.'
-
-'Oh, Buck!' said White scornfully.
-
-We turned towards the house as the sound of the bell came to us
-across the field.
-
-'Then you think we may count on Sam's arrival, sooner or later, as
-a certainty?' I said.
-
-'Surest thing you know.'
-
-'You will have a busy time.'
-
-'All in the day's work.'
-
-'I suppose I ought to look at it in that way. But I do wish I knew
-exactly what Buck meant by "fix".'
-
-White at last condescended to give his mind to the trivial point.
-
-'I guess he'll try to put one over on you with a sand-bag,' he
-said carelessly. He seemed to face the prospect with calm.
-
-'A sand-bag, eh?' I said. 'It sounds exciting.'
-
-'And feels it. I know. I've had some.'
-
-I parted from him at the door. As a comforter he had failed to
-qualify. He had not eased my mind to the slightest extent.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 7
-
-
-Looking at it now I can see that the days which followed Audrey's
-arrival at Sanstead marked the true beginning of our acquaintanceship.
-Before, during our engagement, we had been strangers, artificially
-tied together, and she had struggled against the chain. But now,
-for the first time, we were beginning to know each other, and were
-discovering that, after all, we had much in common.
-
-It did not alarm me, this growing feeling of comradeship. Keenly
-on the alert as I was for the least sign that would show that I
-was in danger of weakening in my loyalty to Cynthia, I did not
-detect one in my friendliness for Audrey. On the contrary, I was
-hugely relieved, for it seemed to me that the danger was past. I
-had not imagined it possible that I could ever experience towards
-her such a tranquil emotion as this easy friendliness. For the
-last five years my imagination had been playing round her memory,
-until I suppose I had built up in my mind some almost superhuman
-image, some goddess. What I was passing through now, of course,
-though I was unaware of it, was the natural reaction from that
-state of mind. Instead of the goddess, I had found a companionable
-human being, and I imagined that I had effected the change myself,
-and by sheer force of will brought Audrey into a reasonable
-relation to the scheme of things.
-
-I suppose a not too intelligent moth has much the same views with
-regard to the lamp. His last thought, as he enters the flame, is
-probably one of self-congratulation that he has arranged his
-dealings with it on such a satisfactory commonsense basis.
-
-And then, when I was feeling particularly safe and complacent,
-disaster came.
-
-The day was Wednesday, and my 'afternoon off', but the rain was
-driving against the windows, and the attractions of billiards with
-the marker at the 'Feathers' had not proved sufficient to make me
-face the two-mile walk in the storm. I had settled myself in the
-study. There was a noble fire burning in the grate, and the
-darkness lit by the glow of the coals, the dripping of the rain,
-the good behaviour of my pipe, and the reflection that, as I sat
-there, Glossop was engaged downstairs in wrestling with my class,
-combined to steep me in a meditative peace. Audrey was playing the
-piano in the drawing-room. The sound came to me faintly through
-the closed doors. I recognized what she was playing. I wondered if
-the melody had the same associations for her that it had for me.
-
-The music stopped. I heard the drawing-room door open. She came
-into the study.
-
-'I didn't know there was anyone here,' she said. 'I'm frozen. The
-drawing-room fire's out.'
-
-'Come and sit down,' I said. 'You don't mind the smoke?'
-
-I drew a chair up to the fire for her, feeling, as I did so, a
-certain pride. Here I was, alone with her in the firelight, and my
-pulse was regular and my brain cool. I had a momentary vision of
-myself as the Strong Man, the strong, quiet man with the iron grip
-on his emotions. I was pleased with myself.
-
-She sat for some minutes, gazing into the fire. Little spurts of
-flame whistled comfortably in the heart of the black-red coals.
-Outside the storm shrieked faintly, and flurries of rain dashed
-themselves against the window.
-
-'It's very nice in here,' she said at last.
-
-'Peaceful.'
-
-I filled my pipe and re-lit it. Her eyes, seen for an instant in
-the light of the match, looked dreamy.
-
-'I've been sitting here listening to you,' I said. 'I liked that
-last thing you played.'
-
-'You always did.'
-
-'You remember that? Do you remember one evening--no, you
-wouldn't.'
-
-'Which evening?'
-
-'Oh, you wouldn't remember. It's only one particular evening when
-you played that thing. It sticks in my mind. It was at your
-father's studio.'
-
-She looked up quickly.
-
-'We went out afterwards and sat in the park.'
-
-I sat up thrilled.
-
-'A man came by with a dog,' I said.
-
-'Two dogs.'
-
-'One surely!'
-
-'Two. A bull-dog and a fox-terrier.'
-
-'I remember the bull-dog, but--by Jove, you're right. A fox-terrier
-with a black patch over his left eye.'
-
-'Right eye.'
-
-'Right eye. They came up to us, and you--'
-
-'Gave them chocolates.'
-
-I sank back slowly in my chair.
-
-'You've got a wonderful memory,' I said.
-
-She bent over the fire without speaking. The rain rattled on the
-window.
-
-'So you still like my playing, Peter?'
-
-'I like it better than ever; there's something in it now that I
-don't believe there used to be. I can't describe it--something--'
-
-'I think it's knowledge, Peter,' she said quietly. 'Experience.
-I'm five years older than I was when I used to play to you before,
-and I've seen a good deal in those five years. It may not be
-altogether pleasant seeing life, but--well, it makes you play the
-piano better. Experience goes in at the heart and comes out at the
-finger-tips.'
-
-It seemed to me that she spoke a little bitterly.
-
-'Have you had a bad time, Audrey, these last years?' I said.
-
-'Pretty bad.'
-
-'I'm sorry.'
-
-'I'm not--altogether. I've learned a lot.'
-
-She was silent again, her eyes fixed on the fire.
-
-'What are you thinking about?' I said.
-
-'Oh, a great many things.'
-
-'Pleasant?'
-
-'Mixed. The last thing I thought about was pleasant. That was,
-that I am very lucky to be doing the work I am doing now. Compared
-with some of the things I have done--'
-
-She shivered.
-
-'I wish you would tell me about those years, Audrey,' I said.
-'What were some of the things you did?'
-
-She leaned back in her chair and shaded her face from the fire
-with a newspaper. Her eyes were in the shadow.
-
-'Well, let me see. I was a nurse for some time at the Lafayette
-Hospital in New York.'
-
-'That's hard work?'
-
-'Horribly hard. I had to give it up after a while. But--it teaches
-you.... You learn.... You learn--all sorts of things. Realities.
-How much of your own trouble is imagination. You get real trouble
-in a hospital. You get it thrown at you.'
-
-I said nothing. I was feeling--I don't know why--a little
-uncomfortable, a little at a disadvantage, as one feels in the
-presence of some one bigger than oneself.
-
-'Then I was a waitress.'
-
-'A waitress?'
-
-'I tell you I did everything. I was a waitress, and a very bad
-one. I broke plates. I muddled orders. Finally I was very rude to
-a customer and I went on to try something else. I forget what came
-next. I think it was the stage. I travelled for a year with a
-touring company. That was hard work, too, but I liked it. After
-that came dressmaking, which was harder and which I hated. And
-then I had my first stroke of real luck.'
-
-'What was that?'
-
-'I met Mr Ford.'
-
-'How did that happen?'
-
-'You wouldn't remember a Miss Vanderley, an American girl who was
-over in London five or six years ago? My father taught her
-painting. She was very rich, but she was wild at that time to be
-Bohemian. I think that's why she chose Father as a teacher. Well,
-she was always at the studio, and we became great friends, and one
-day, after all these things I have been telling you of, I thought
-I would write to her, and see if she could not find me something
-to do. She was a _dear_.' Her voice trembled, and she lowered
-the newspaper till her whole face was hidden. 'She wanted me to
-come to their home and live on her for ever, but I couldn't have
-that. I told her I must work. So she sent me to Mr Ford, whom the
-Vanderleys knew very well, and I became Ogden's governess.'
-
-'Great Scott!' I cried. 'What!'
-
-She laughed rather shakily.
-
-'I don't think I was a very good governess. I knew next to
-nothing. I ought to have been having a governess myself. But I
-managed somehow.'
-
-'But Ogden?' I said. 'That little fiend, didn't he worry the life
-out of you?'
-
-'Oh, I had luck there again. He happened to take a mild liking to
-me, and he was as good as gold--for him; that's to say, if I
-didn't interfere with him too much, and I didn't. I was horribly
-weak; he let me alone. It was the happiest time I had had for
-ages.'
-
-'And when he came here, you came too, as a sort of ex-governess,
-to continue exerting your moral influence over him?'
-
-She laughed.
-
-'More or less that.'
-
-We sat in silence for a while, and then she put into words the
-thought which was in both our minds.
-
-'How odd it seems, you and I sitting together chatting like this,
-Peter, after all--all these years.'
-
-'Like a dream!'
-
-'Just like a dream ... I'm so glad.... You don't know how I've
-hated myself sometimes for--for--'
-
-'Audrey! You mustn't talk like that. Don't let's think of it.
-Besides, it was my fault.'
-
-She shook her head.
-
-'Well, put it that we didn't understand one another.'
-
-She nodded slowly.
-
-'No, we didn't understand one another.'
-
-'But we do now,' I said. 'We're friends, Audrey.'
-
-She did not answer. For a long time we sat in silence. And then the
-newspaper must have moved--a gleam from the fire fell upon her face,
-lighting up her eyes; and at the sight something in me began to
-throb, like a drum warning a city against danger. The next moment
-the shadow had covered them again.
-
-I sat there, tense, gripping the arms of my chair. I was tingling.
-Something was happening to me. I had a curious sensation of being
-on the threshold of something wonderful and perilous.
-
-From downstairs there came the sound of boys' voices. Work was
-over, and with it this talk by the firelight. In a few minutes
-somebody, Glossop, or Mr Abney, would be breaking in on our
-retreat.
-
-We both rose, and then--it happened. She must have tripped in the
-darkness. She stumbled forward, her hand caught at my coat, and
-she was in my arms.
-
-It was a thing of an instant. She recovered herself, moved to the
-door, and was gone.
-
-But I stood where I was, motionless, aghast at the revelation
-which had come to me in that brief moment. It was the physical
-contact, the feel of her, warm and alive, that had shattered for
-ever that flimsy structure of friendship which I had fancied so
-strong. I had said to Love, 'Thus far, and no farther', and Love
-had swept over me, the more powerful for being checked. The time
-of self-deception was over. I knew myself.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 8
-
-
-I
-
-That Buck MacGinnis was not the man to let the grass grow under
-his feet in a situation like the present one, I would have
-gathered from White's remarks if I had not already done so from
-personal observation. The world is divided into dreamers and men
-of action. From what little I had seen of him I placed Buck
-MacGinnis in the latter class. Every day I expected him to act,
-and was agreeably surprised as each twenty-four hours passed and
-left me still unfixed. But I knew the hour would come, and it did.
-
-I looked for frontal attack from Buck, not subtlety; but, when the
-attack came, it was so excessively frontal that my chief emotion
-was a sort of paralysed amazement. It seemed incredible that such
-peculiarly Wild Western events could happen in peaceful England,
-even in so isolated a spot as Sanstead House.
-
-It had been one of those interminable days which occur only at
-schools. A school, more than any other institution, is dependent
-on the weather. Every small boy rises from his bed of a morning
-charged with a definite quantity of devilry; and this, if he is to
-sleep the sound sleep of health, he has got to work off somehow
-before bedtime. That is why the summer term is the one a master
-longs for, when the intervals between classes can be spent in the
-open. There is no pleasanter sight for an assistant-master at a
-private school than that of a number of boys expending their venom
-harmlessly in the sunshine.
-
-On this particular day, snow had begun to fall early in the
-morning, and, while his pupils would have been only too delighted
-to go out and roll in it by the hour, they were prevented from
-doing so by Mr Abney's strict orders. No schoolmaster enjoys
-seeing his pupils running risks of catching cold, and just then Mr
-Abney was especially definite on the subject. The Saturnalia which
-had followed Mr MacGinnis' nocturnal visit to the school had had
-the effect of giving violent colds to three lords, a baronet, and
-the younger son of an honourable. And, in addition to that, Mr
-Abney himself, his penetrating tenor changed to a guttural croak,
-was in his bed looking on the world with watering eyes. His views,
-therefore, on playing in the snow as an occupation for boys were
-naturally prejudiced.
-
-The result was that Glossop and I had to try and keep order among
-a mob of small boys, none of whom had had any chance of working
-off his superfluous energy. How Glossop fared I can only imagine.
-Judging by the fact that I, who usually kept fair order without
-excessive effort, was almost overwhelmed, I should fancy he fared
-badly. His classroom was on the opposite side of the hall from
-mine, and at frequent intervals his voice would penetrate my door,
-raised to a frenzied fortissimo.
-
-Little by little, however, we had won through the day, and the
-boys had subsided into comparative quiet over their evening
-preparation, when from outside the front door there sounded the
-purring of the engine of a large automobile. The bell rang.
-
-I did not, I remember, pay much attention to this at the moment. I
-supposed that somebody from one of the big houses in the
-neighbourhood had called, or, taking the lateness of the hour into
-consideration, that a motoring party had come, as they did
-sometimes--Sanstead House standing some miles from anywhere in the
-middle of an intricate system of by-roads--to inquire the way to
-Portsmouth or London. If my class had allowed me, I would have
-ignored the sound. But for them it supplied just that break in the
-monotony of things which they had needed. They welcomed it
-vociferously.
-
-A voice: 'Sir, please, sir, there's a motor outside.'
-
-Myself (austerely): T know there's a motor outside. Get on with
-your work.'
-
-Various voices: 'Sir, have you ever ridden in a motor?'
-
-'Sir, my father let me help drive our motor last Easter, sir.'
-
-'Sir, who do you think it is?'
-
-An isolated genius (imitating the engine): 'Pr-prr! Pr-prr! Pr-prr!'
-
-I was on the point of distributing bad marks (the schoolmaster's
-stand-by) broadcast, when a curious sound checked me. It followed
-directly upon the opening of the front door. I heard White's
-footsteps crossing the hall, then the click of the latch, and
-then--a sound that I could not define. The closed door of the
-classroom deadened it, but for all that it was audible. It
-resembled the thud of a falling body, but I knew it could not be
-that, for in peaceful England butlers opening front doors did not
-fall with thuds.
-
-My class, eager listeners, found fresh material in the sound for
-friendly conversation.
-
-'Sir, what was that, sir?'
-
-'Did you hear that, sir?'
-
-'What do you think's happened, sir?'
-
-'Be quiet,' I shouted. 'Will you be--'
-
-There was a quick footstep outside, the door flew open, and on the
-threshold stood a short, sturdy man in a motoring coat and cap.
-The upper part of his face was covered by a strip of white linen,
-with holes for the eyes, and there was a Browning pistol in his
-hand.
-
-It is my belief that, if assistant-masters were allowed to wear
-white masks and carry automatic pistols, keeping order in a school
-would become child's play. A silence such as no threat of bad
-marks had ever been able to produce fell instantaneously upon the
-classroom. Out of the corner of my eye, as I turned to face our
-visitor, I could see small boys goggling rapturously at this
-miraculous realization of all the dreams induced by juvenile
-adventure fiction. As far as I could ascertain, on subsequent
-inquiry, not one of them felt a tremor of fear. It was all too
-tremendously exciting for that. For their exclusive benefit an
-illustration from a weekly paper for boys had come to life, and
-they had no time to waste in being frightened.
-
-As for me, I was dazed. Motor bandits may terrorize France, and
-desperadoes hold up trains in America, but this was peaceful
-England. The fact that Buck MacGinnis was at large in the
-neighbourhood did not make the thing any the less incredible. I
-had looked on my affair with Buck as a thing of the open air and
-the darkness. I had figured him lying in wait in lonely roads,
-possibly, even, lurking about the grounds; but in my most
-apprehensive moments I had not imagined him calling at the front
-door and holding me up with a revolver in my own classroom.
-
-And yet it was the simple, even the obvious, thing for him to do.
-Given an automobile, success was certain. Sanstead House stood
-absolutely alone. There was not even a cottage within half a mile.
-A train broken down in the middle of the Bad Lands was not more
-cut off.
-
-Consider, too, the peculiar helplessness of a school in such a
-case. A school lives on the confidence of parents, a nebulous
-foundation which the slightest breath can destroy. Everything
-connected with it must be done with exaggerated discretion. I do
-not suppose Mr MacGinnis had thought the thing out in all its
-bearings, but he could not have made a sounder move if he had been
-a Napoleon. Where the owner of an ordinary country-house raided by
-masked men can raise the countryside in pursuit, a schoolmaster
-must do precisely the opposite. From his point of view, the fewer
-people that know of the affair the better. Parents are a jumpy
-race. A man may be the ideal schoolmaster, yet will a connection
-with melodrama damn him in the eyes of parents. They do not
-inquire. They are too panic-stricken for that. Golden-haired
-Willie may be receiving the finest education conceivable, yet if
-men with Browning pistols are familiar objects at his shrine of
-learning they will remove him. Fortunately for schoolmasters it is
-seldom that such visitors call upon them. Indeed, I imagine Mr
-MacGinnis's effort to have been the first of its kind.
-
-I do not, as I say, suppose that Buck, whose forte was action
-rather than brain-work, had thought all this out. He had trusted
-to luck, and luck had stood by him. There would be no raising of
-the countryside in his case. On the contrary, I could see Mr Abney
-becoming one of the busiest persons on record in his endeavour to
-hush the thing up and prevent it getting into the papers. The man
-with the pistol spoke. He sighted me--I was standing with my back
-to the mantelpiece, parallel with the door--made a sharp turn, and
-raised his weapon.
-
-'Put 'em up, sport,' he said.
-
-It was not the voice of Buck MacGinnis. I put my hands up.
-
-'Say, which of dese is de Nugget?'
-
-He half turned his head to the class.
-
-'Which of youse kids is Ogden Ford?'
-
-The class was beyond speech. The silence continued.
-
-'Ogden Ford is not here,' I said.
-
-Our visitor had not that simple faith which is so much better than
-Norman blood. He did not believe me. Without moving his head he
-gave a long whistle. Steps sounded outside. Another, short, sturdy
-form, entered the room.
-
-'He ain't in de odder room,' observed the newcomer. 'I been
-rubberin'!'
-
-This was friend Buck beyond question. I could have recognized his
-voice anywhere!
-
-'Well dis guy,' said the man with the pistol, indicating me, 'says
-he ain't here. What's de answer?'
-
-'Why, it's Sam!' said Buck. 'Howdy, Sam? Pleased to see us, huh?
-We're in on de ground floor, too, dis time, all right, all right.'
-
-His words had a marked effect on his colleague.
-
-'Is dat Sam? Hell! Let me blow de head off'n him!' he said, with
-simple fervour; and, advancing a step nearer, he waved his
-disengaged fist truculently. In my role of Sam I had plainly made
-myself very unpopular. I have never heard so much emotion packed
-into a few words.
-
-Buck, to my relief, opposed the motion. I thought this decent of
-Buck.
-
-'Cheese it,' he said curtly.
-
-The other cheesed it. The operation took the form of lowering the
-fist. The pistol he kept in position.
-
-Mr MacGinnis resumed the conduct of affairs.
-
-'Now den, Sam,' he said, 'come across! Where's de Nugget?'
-
-'My name is not Sam,' I said. 'May I put my hands down?'
-
-'Yep, if you want the top of your damn head blown off.'
-
-Such was not my desire. I kept them up.
-
-'Now den, you Sam,' said Mr MacGinnis again, 'we ain't got time to
-burn. Out with it. Where's dat Nugget?'
-
-Some reply was obviously required. It was useless to keep
-protesting that I was not Sam.
-
-'At this time in the evening he is generally working with Mr
-Glossop.'
-
-'Who's Glossop? Dat dough-faced dub in de room over dere?'
-
-'Exactly. You have described him perfectly.'
-
-'Well, he ain't dere. I bin rubberin.' Aw, quit yer foolin', Sam,
-where is he?'
-
-'I couldn't tell you just where he is at the present moment,' I
-said precisely.
-
-'Ahr chee! Let me swot him one!' begged the man with the pistol; a
-most unlovable person. I could never have made a friend of him.
-
-'Cheese it, you!' said Mr MacGinnis.
-
-The other cheesed it once more, regretfully.
-
-'You got him hidden away somewheres, Sam,' said Mr MacGinnis. 'You
-can't fool me. I'm com' t'roo dis joint wit a fine-tooth comb till
-I find him.'
-
-'By all means,' I said. 'Don't let me stop you.'
-
-'You? You're coming wit me.'
-
-'If you wish it. I shall be delighted.'
-
-'An' cut out dat dam' sissy way of talking, you rummy,' bellowed
-Buck, with a sudden lapse into ferocity. 'Spiel like a regular
-guy! Standin' dere, pullin' dat dude stuff on me! Cut it out!'
-
-'Say, why _mayn't_ I hand him one?' demanded the pistol-bearer
-pathetically. 'What's your kick against pushin' his face in?'
-
-I thought the question in poor taste. Buck ignored it.
-
-'Gimme dat canister,' he said, taking the Browning pistol from
-him. 'Now den, Sam, are youse goin' to be good, and come across,
-or ain't you--which?'
-
-'I'd be delighted to do anything you wished, Mr MacGinnis,' I
-said, 'but--'
-
-'Aw, hire a hall!' said Buck disgustedly. 'Step lively, den, an'
-we'll go t'roo de joint. I t'ought youse 'ud have had more sense,
-Sam, dan to play dis fool game when you know you're beat. You--'
-
-Shooting pains in my shoulders caused me to interrupt him.
-
-'One moment,' I said. 'I'm going to put my hands down. I'm getting
-cramp.'
-
-'I'll blow a hole in you if you do!'
-
-'Just as you please. But I'm not armed.'
-
-'Lefty,' he said to the other man, 'feel around to see if he's
-carryin' anyt'ing.'
-
-Lefty advanced and began to tap me scientifically in the
-neighbourhood of my pockets. He grunted morosely the while. I
-suppose, at this close range, the temptation to 'hand me one' was
-almost more than he could bear.
-
-'He ain't got no gun,' he announced gloomily.
-
-'Den youse can put 'em down,' said Mr MacGinnis.
-
-'Thanks,' I said.
-
-'Lefty, youse stay here and look after dese kids. Get a move on,
-Sam.'
-
-We left the room, a little procession of two, myself leading, Buck
-in my immediate rear administering occasional cautionary prods
-with the faithful 'canister'.
-
-
-II
-
-The first thing that met my eyes as we entered the hall was the
-body of a man lying by the front door. The light of the lamp fell
-on his face and I saw that it was White. His hands and feet were
-tied. As I looked at him, he moved, as if straining against his
-bonds, and I was conscious of a feeling of relief. That sound that
-had reached me in the classroom, that thud of a falling body, had
-become, in the light of what had happened later, very sinister. It
-was good to know that he was still alive. I gathered--correctly,
-as I discovered subsequently--that in his case the sand-bag had
-been utilized. He had been struck down and stunned the instant he
-opened the door.
-
-There was a masked man leaning against the wall by Glossop's
-classroom. He was short and sturdy. The Buck MacGinnis gang seemed
-to have been turned out on a pattern. Externally, they might all
-have been twins. This man, to give him a semblance of individuality,
-had a ragged red moustache. He was smoking a cigar with the air of
-the warrior taking his rest.
-
-'Hello!' he said, as we appeared. He jerked a thumb towards the
-classroom. 'I've locked dem in. What's doin', Buck?' he asked,
-indicating me with a languid nod.
-
-'We're going t'roo de joint,' explained Mr MacGinnis. 'De kid
-ain't in dere. Hump yourself, Sam!'
-
-His colleague's languor disappeared with magic swiftness.
-
-'Sam! Is dat Sam? Here, let me beat de block off'n him!'
-
-Few points in this episode struck me as more remarkable than the
-similarity of taste which prevailed, as concerned myself, among
-the members of Mr MacGinnis's gang. Men, doubtless of varying
-opinions on other subjects, on this one point they were unanimous.
-They all wanted to assault me.
-
-Buck, however, had other uses for me. For the present, I was
-necessary as a guide, and my value as such would be impaired were
-the block to be beaten off me. Though feeling no friendlier
-towards me than did his assistants, he declined to allow sentiment
-to interfere with business. He concentrated his attention on the
-upward journey with all the earnestness of the young gentleman who
-carried the banner with the strange device in the poem.
-
-Briefly requesting his ally to cheese it--which he did--he urged
-me on with the nozzle of the pistol. The red-moustached man sank
-back against the wall again with an air of dejection, sucking his
-cigar now like one who has had disappointments in life, while we
-passed on up the stairs and began to draw the rooms on the first
-floor.
-
-These consisted of Mr Abney's study and two dormitories. The study
-was empty, and the only occupants of the dormitories were the
-three boys who had been stricken down with colds on the occasion
-of Mr MacGinnis's last visit. They squeaked with surprise at the
-sight of the assistant-master in such questionable company.
-
-Buck eyed them disappointedly. I waited with something of the
-feelings of a drummer taking a buyer round the sample room.
-
-'Get on,' said Buck.
-
-'Won't one of those do?'
-
-'Hump yourself, Sam.'
-
-'Call me Sammy,' I urged. 'We're old friends now.'
-
-'Don't get fresh,' he said austerely. And we moved on.
-
-The top floor was even more deserted than the first. There was no
-one in the dormitories. The only other room was Mr Abney's; and,
-as we came opposite it, a sneeze from within told of the
-sufferings of its occupant.
-
-The sound stirred Buck to his depths. He 'pointed' at the door
-like a smell-dog.
-
-'Who's in dere?' he demanded.
-
-'Only Mr Abney. Better not disturb him. He has a bad cold.'
-
-He placed a wrong construction on my solicitude for my employer.
-His manner became excited.
-
-'Open dat door, you,' he cried.
-
-'It'll give him a nasty shock.'
-
-'G'wan! Open it!'
-
-No one who is digging a Browning pistol into the small of my back
-will ever find me disobliging. I opened the door--knocking first,
-as a mild concession to the conventions--and the procession passed
-in.
-
-My stricken employer was lying on his back, staring at the
-ceiling, and our entrance did not at first cause him to change
-this position.
-
-'Yes?' he said thickly, and disappeared beneath a huge
-pocket-handkerchief. Muffled sounds, as of distant explosions of
-dynamite, together with earthquake shudderings of the bedclothes,
-told of another sneezing-fit.
-
-'I'm sorry to disturb you,' I began, when Buck, ever the man of
-action, with a scorn of palaver, strode past me, and, having
-prodded with the pistol that part of the bedclothes beneath which
-a rough calculation suggested that Mr Abney's lower ribs were
-concealed, uttered the one word, 'Sa-a-ay!'
-
-Mr Abney sat up like a Jack-in-the-box. One might almost say that
-he shot up. And then he saw Buck.
-
-I cannot even faintly imagine what were Mr Abney's emotions at
-that moment. He was a man who, from boyhood up, had led a quiet
-and regular life. Things like Buck had appeared to him hitherto,
-if they appeared at all, only in dreams after injudicious suppers.
-Even in the ordinary costume of the Bowery gentleman, without such
-adventitious extras as masks and pistols, Buck was no beauty. With
-that hideous strip of dingy white linen on his face, he was a
-walking nightmare.
-
-Mr Abney's eyebrows had risen and his jaw had fallen to their
-uttermost limits. His hair, disturbed by contact with the pillow,
-gave the impression of standing on end. His eyes seemed to bulge
-like a snail's. He stared at Buck, fascinated.
-
-'Say, you, quit rubberin'. Youse ain't in a dime museum. Where's
-dat Ford kid, huh?'
-
-I have set down all Mr MacGinnis's remarks as if they had been
-uttered in a bell-like voice with a clear and crisp enunciation;
-but, in doing so, I have flattered him. In reality, his mode of
-speech suggested that he had something large and unwieldy
-permanently stuck in his mouth; and it was not easy for a stranger
-to follow him. Mr Abney signally failed to do so. He continued to
-gape helplessly till the tension was broken by a sneeze.
-
-One cannot interrogate a sneezing man with any satisfaction to
-oneself. Buck stood by the bedside in moody silence, waiting for
-the paroxysm to spend itself.
-
-I, meanwhile, had remained where I stood, close to the door. And,
-as I waited for Mr Abney to finish sneezing, for the first time
-since Buck's colleague Lefty had entered the classroom the idea of
-action occurred to me. Until this moment, I suppose, the
-strangeness and unexpectedness of these happenings had numbed my
-brain. To precede Buck meekly upstairs and to wait with equal
-meekness while he interviewed Mr Abney had seemed the only course
-open to me. To one whose life has lain apart from such things, the
-hypnotic influence of a Browning pistol is irresistible.
-
-But now, freed temporarily from this influence, I began to think;
-and, my mind making up for its previous inaction by working with
-unwonted swiftness, I formed a plan of action at once.
-
-It was simple, but I had an idea that it would be effective. My
-strength lay in my acquaintance with the geography of Sanstead
-House and Buck's ignorance of it. Let me but get an adequate
-start, and he might find pursuit vain. It was this start which I
-saw my way to achieving.
-
-To Buck it had not yet occurred that it was a tactical error to
-leave me between the door and himself. I supposed he relied too
-implicitly on the mesmeric pistol. He was not even looking at me.
-
-The next moment my fingers were on the switch of the electric
-light, and the room was in darkness.
-
-There was a chair by the door. I seized it and swung it into the
-space between us. Then, springing back, I banged the door and ran.
-
-I did not run without a goal in view. My objective was the study.
-This, as I have explained, was on the first floor. Its window
-looked out on to a strip of lawn at the side of the house ending
-in a shrubbery. The drop would not be pleasant, but I seemed to
-remember a waterspout that ran up the wall close to the window,
-and, in any case, I was not in a position to be deterred by the
-prospect of a bruise or two. I had not failed to realize that my
-position was one of extreme peril. When Buck, concluding the tour
-of the house, found that the Little Nugget was not there--as I had
-reason to know that he would--there was no room for doubt that he
-would withdraw the protection which he had extended to me up to
-the present in my capacity of guide. On me the disappointed fury
-of the raiders would fall. No prudent consideration for their own
-safety would restrain them. If ever the future was revealed to
-man, I saw mine. My only chance was to get out into the grounds,
-where the darkness would make pursuit an impossibility.
-
-It was an affair which must be settled one way or the other in a
-few seconds, and I calculated that it would take Buck just those
-few seconds to win his way past the chair and find the door-handle.
-
-I was right. Just as I reached the study, the door of the bedroom
-flew open, and the house rang with shouts and the noise of feet on
-the uncarpeted landing. From the hall below came answering shouts,
-but with an interrogatory note in them. The assistants were
-willing, but puzzled. They did not like to leave their posts
-without specific instructions, and Buck, shouting as he clattered
-over the bare boards, was unintelligible.
-
-I was in the study, the door locked behind me, before they could
-arrive at an understanding. I sprang to the window.
-
-The handle rattled. Voices shouted. A panel splintered beneath a
-kick, and the door shook on its hinges.
-
-And then, for the first time, I think, in my life, panic gripped
-me, the sheer, blind fear which destroys the reason. It swept over
-me in a wave, that numbing terror which comes to one in dreams.
-Indeed, the thing had become dream-like. I seemed to be standing
-outside myself, looking on at myself, watching myself heave and
-strain with bruised fingers at a window that would not open.
-
-
-III
-
-The arm-chair critic, reviewing a situation calmly and at his
-ease, is apt to make too small allowances for the effect of hurry
-and excitement on the human mind. He is cool and detached. He sees
-exactly what ought to have been done, and by what simple means
-catastrophe might have been averted.
-
-He would have made short work of my present difficulty, I feel
-certain. It was ridiculously simple. But I had lost my head, and
-had ceased for the moment to be a reasoning creature. In the end,
-indeed, it was no presence of mind but pure good luck which saved
-me. Just as the door, which had held out gallantly, gave way
-beneath the attack from outside, my fingers, slipping, struck
-against the catch of the window, and I understood why I had failed
-to raise it.
-
-I snapped the catch back, and flung up the sash. An icy wind swept
-into the room, bearing particles of snow. I scrambled on to the
-window-sill, and a crash from behind me told of the falling of the
-door.
-
-The packed snow on the sill was drenching my knees as I worked my
-way out and prepared to drop. There was a deafening explosion
-inside the room, and simultaneously something seared my shoulder
-like a hot iron. I cried out with the pain of it, and, losing my
-balance, fell from the sill.
-
-There was, fortunately for me, a laurel bush immediately below the
-window, or I should have been undone. I fell into it, all arms and
-legs, in a way which would have meant broken bones if I had struck
-the hard turf. I was on my feet in an instant, shaken and
-scratched and, incidentally, in a worse temper than ever in my
-life before. The idea of flight, which had obsessed me a moment
-before, to the exclusion of all other mundane affairs, had
-vanished absolutely. I was full of fight, I might say overflowing
-with it. I remember standing there, with the snow trickling in
-chilly rivulets down my face and neck, and shaking my fist at the
-window. Two of my pursuers were leaning out of it, while a third
-dodged behind them, like a small man on the outskirts of a crowd.
-So far from being thankful for my escape, I was conscious only of
-a feeling of regret that there was no immediate way of getting at
-them.
-
-They made no move towards travelling the quick but trying route
-which had commended itself to me. They seemed to be waiting for
-something to happen. It was not long before I was made aware of
-what this something was. From the direction of the front door came
-the sound of one running. A sudden diminution of the noise of his
-feet told me that he had left the gravel and was on the turf. I
-drew back a pace or two and waited.
-
-It was pitch dark, and I had no fear that I should be seen. I was
-standing well outside the light from the window.
-
-The man stopped just in front of me. A short parley followed.
-
-'Can'tja see him?'
-
-The voice was not Buck's. It was Buck who answered. And when I
-realized that this man in front of me, within easy reach, on whose
-back I was shortly about to spring, and whose neck I proposed,
-under Providence, to twist into the shape of a corkscrew, was no
-mere underling, but Mr MacGinnis himself, I was filled with a joy
-which I found it hard to contain in silence.
-
-Looking back, I am a little sorry for Mr MacGinnis. He was not a
-good man. His mode of speech was not pleasant, and his manners
-were worse than his speech. But, though he undoubtedly deserved
-all that was coming to him, it was nevertheless bad luck for him
-to be standing just there at just that moment. The reactions after
-my panic, added to the pain of my shoulder, the scratches on my
-face, and the general misery of being wet and cold, had given me a
-reckless fury and a determination to do somebody, whoever happened
-to come along, grievous bodily hurt, such as seldom invades the
-bosoms of the normally peaceful. To put it crisply, I was fighting
-mad, and I looked on Buck as something sent by Heaven.
-
-He had got as far, in his reply, as 'Naw, I can't--' when I
-sprang.
-
-I have read of the spring of the jaguar, and I have seen some very
-creditable flying-tackles made on the football field. My leap
-combined the outstanding qualities of both. I connected with Mr
-MacGinnis in the region of the waist, and the howl he gave as we
-crashed to the ground was music to my ears.
-
-But how true is the old Roman saying, _'Surgit amari aliquid'_.
-Our pleasures are never perfect. There is always something. In the
-programme which I had hastily mapped out, the upsetting of Mr
-MacGinnis was but a small item, a mere preliminary. There were a
-number of things which I had wished to do to him, once upset. But
-it was not to be. Even as I reached for his throat I perceived that
-the light of the window was undergoing an eclipse. A compact form
-had wriggled out on to the sill, as I had done, and I heard the
-grating of his shoes on the wall as he lowered himself for the drop.
-
-There is a moment when the pleasantest functions must come to
-an end. I was loath to part from Mr MacGinnis just when I was
-beginning, as it were, to do myself justice; but it was unavoidable.
-In another moment his ally would descend upon us, like some Homeric
-god swooping from a cloud, and I was not prepared to continue the
-battle against odds.
-
-I disengaged myself--Mr MacGinnis strangely quiescent during the
-process--and was on my feet in the safety of the darkness just as
-the reinforcement touched earth. This time I did not wait. My
-hunger for fight had been appeased to some extent by my brush with
-Buck, and I was satisfied to have achieved safety with honour.
-
-Making a wide detour I crossed the drive and worked my way through
-the bushes to within a few yards of where the automobile stood,
-filling the night with the soft purring of its engines. I was
-interested to see what would be the enemy's next move. It was
-improbable that they would attempt to draw the grounds in search
-of me. I imagined that they would recognize failure and retire
-whence they had come.
-
-I was right. I had not been watching long, before a little group
-advanced into the light of the automobile's lamps. There were four
-of them. Three were walking, the fourth, cursing with the vigour
-and breadth that marks the expert, lying on their arms, of which
-they had made something resembling a stretcher.
-
-The driver of the car, who had been sitting woodenly in his seat,
-turned at the sound.
-
-'Ja get him?' he inquired.
-
-'Get nothing!' replied one of the three moodily. 'De Nugget ain't
-dere, an' we was chasin' Sam to fix him, an' he laid for us, an'
-what he did to Buck was plenty.'
-
-They placed their valuable burden in the tonneau, where he lay
-repeating himself, and two of them climbed in after him. The third
-seated himself beside the driver.
-
-'Buck's leg's broke,' he announced.
-
-'Hell!' said the chauffeur.
-
-No young actor, receiving his first round of applause, could have
-felt a keener thrill of gratification than I did at those words.
-Life may have nobler triumphs than the breaking of a kidnapper's
-leg, but I did not think so then. It was with an effort that I
-stopped myself from cheering.
-
-'Let her go,' said the man in the front seat.
-
-The purring rose to a roar. The car turned and began to move with
-increasing speed down the drive. Its drone grew fainter, and
-ceased. I brushed the snow from my coat and walked to the front
-door.
-
-My first act on entering the house, was to release White. He was
-still lying where I had seen him last. He appeared to have made no
-headway with the cords on his wrists and ankles. I came to his
-help with a rather blunt pocket-knife, and he rose stiffly and
-began to chafe the injured arms in silence.
-
-'They've gone,' I said.
-
-He nodded.
-
-'Did they hit you with a sand-bag?'
-
-He nodded again.
-
-'I broke Buck's leg,' I said, with modest pride.
-
-He looked up incredulously. I related my experiences as briefly
-as possible, and when I came to the part where I made my flying
-tackle, the gloom was swept from his face by a joyful smile. Buck's
-injury may have given its recipient pain, but it was certainly the
-cause of pleasure to others. White's manner was one of the utmost
-enthusiasm as I described the scene.
-
-'That'll hold Buck for a while,' was his comment. 'I guess we
-shan't hear from _him_ for a week or two. That's the best cure
-for the headache I've ever struck.'
-
-He rubbed the lump that just showed beneath his hair. I did not
-wonder at his emotion. Whoever had wielded the sand-bag had done
-his work well, in a manner to cause hard feelings on the part of
-the victim.
-
-I had been vaguely conscious during this conversation of an
-intermittent noise like distant thunder. I now perceived that it
-came from Glossop's classroom, and was caused by the beating of
-hands on the door-panels. I remembered that the red-moustached man
-had locked Glossop and his young charges in. It seemed to me that
-he had done well. There would be plenty of confusion without their
-assistance.
-
-I was turning towards my own classroom when I saw Audrey on the
-stairs and went to meet her.
-
-'It's all right,' I said. 'They've gone.'
-
-'Who was it? What did they want?'
-
-'It was a gentleman named MacGinnis and some friends. They came
-after Ogden Ford, but they didn't get him.'
-
-'Where is he? Where is Ogden?'
-
-Before I could reply, babel broke loose. While we had been
-talking, White had injudiciously turned the key of Glossop's
-classroom which now disgorged its occupants, headed by my
-colleague, in a turbulent stream. At the same moment my own
-classroom began to empty itself. The hall was packed with boys,
-and the din became deafening. Every one had something to say, and
-they all said it at once.
-
-Glossop was at my side, semaphoring violently.
-
-'We must telephone,' he bellowed in my ear, 'for the police.'
-
-Somebody tugged at my arm. It was Audrey. She was saying something
-which was drowned in the uproar. I drew her towards the stairs,
-and we found comparative quiet on the first landing.
-
-'What were you saying?' I asked.
-
-'He isn't there.'
-
-'Who?'
-
-'Ogden Ford. Where is he? He is not in his room. They must have
-taken him.'
-
-Glossop came up at a gallop, springing from stair to stair like
-the chamois of the Alps.
-
-'We must telephone for the police!' he cried.
-
-'I have telephoned,' said Audrey, 'ten minutes ago. They are
-sending some men at once. Mr Glossop, was Ogden Ford in your
-classroom?'
-
-'No, Mrs Sheridan. I thought he was with you, Burns.'
-
-I shook my head.
-
-'Those men came to kidnap him, Mr Glossop,' said Audrey.
-
-'Undoubtedly the gang of scoundrels to which that man the other
-night belonged! This is preposterous. My nerves will not stand
-these repeated outrages. We must have police protection. The
-villains must be brought to justice. I never heard of such a
-thing! In an English school!'
-
-Glossop's eyes gleamed agitatedly behind their spectacles.
-Macbeth's deportment when confronted with Banquo's ghost was
-stolid by comparison. There was no doubt that Buck's visit had
-upset the smooth peace of our happy little community to quite a
-considerable extent.
-
-The noise in the hall had increased rather than subsided. A
-belated sense of professional duty returned to Glossop and myself.
-We descended the stairs and began to do our best, in our
-respective styles, to produce order. It was not an easy task.
-Small boys are always prone to make a noise, even without
-provocation. When they get a genuine excuse like the incursion of
-men in white masks, who prod assistant-masters in the small of the
-back with Browning pistols, they tend to eclipse themselves. I
-doubt whether we should ever have quieted them, had it not been
-that the hour of Buck's visit had chanced to fall within a short
-time of that set apart for the boys' tea, and that the kitchen had
-lain outside the sphere of our visitors' operations. As in many
-English country houses, the kitchen at Sanstead House was at the
-end of a long corridor, shut off by doors through which even
-pistol-shots penetrated but faintly. Our excellent cook had,
-moreover, the misfortune to be somewhat deaf, with the result
-that, throughout all the storm and stress in our part of the
-house, she, like the lady in Goethe's poem, had gone on cutting
-bread and butter; till now, when it seemed that nothing could
-quell the uproar, there rose above it the ringing of the bell.
-
-If there is anything exciting enough to keep the Englishman or the
-English boy from his tea, it has yet to be discovered. The
-shouting ceased on the instant. The general feeling seemed to be
-that inquiries could be postponed till a more suitable occasion,
-but not tea. There was a general movement in the direction of the
-dining-room.
-
-Glossop had already gone with the crowd, and I was about to
-follow, when there was another ring at the front-door bell.
-
-I gathered that this must be the police, and waited. In the
-impending inquiry I was by way of being a star witness. If any one
-had been in the thick of things from the beginning it was myself.
-
-White opened the door. I caught a glimpse of blue uniforms, and
-came forward to do the honours.
-
-There were two of them, no more. In response to our urgent appeal
-for assistance against armed bandits, the Majesty of the Law had
-materialized itself in the shape of a stout inspector and a long,
-lean constable. I thought, as I came to meet them, that they were
-fortunate to have arrived late. I could see Lefty and the
-red-moustached man, thwarted in their designs on me, making
-dreadful havoc among the official force, as here represented.
-
-White, the simple butler once more, introduced us.
-
-'This is Mr Burns, one of the masters at the school,' he said, and
-removed himself from the scene. There never was a man like White
-for knowing his place when he played the butler.
-
-The inspector looked at me sharply. The constable gazed into
-space.
-
-'H'm!' said the inspector.
-
-Mentally I had named them Bones and Johnson. I do not know why,
-except that they seemed to deserve it.
-
-'You telephoned for us,' said Bones accusingly.
-
-'We did.'
-
-'What's the trouble? What--got your notebook?--has been
-happening?'
-
-Johnson removed his gaze from the middle distance and produced a
-notebook.
-
-'At about half past five--' I began.
-
-Johnson moistened his pencil.
-
-'At about half past five an automobile drove up to the front door.
-In it were five masked men with revolvers.'
-
-I interested them. There was no doubt of that. Bones's healthy
-colour deepened, and his eyes grew round. Johnson's pencil raced
-over the page, wobbling with emotion.
-
-'Masked men?' echoed Bones.
-
-'With revolvers,' I said. 'Now aren't you glad you didn't go to
-the circus? They rang the front-door bell; when White opened it,
-they stunned him with a sand-bag. Then--'
-
-Bones held up a large hand.
-
-'Wait!'
-
-I waited.
-
-'Who is White?'
-
-'The butler.'
-
-'I will take his statement. Fetch the butler.'
-
-Johnson trotted off obediently.
-
-Left alone with me, Bones became friendlier and less official.
-
-'This is as queer a start as ever I heard of, Mr Burns,' he said.
-'Twenty years I've been in the force, and nothing like this has
-transpired. It beats cock-fighting. What in the world do you
-suppose men with masks and revolvers was after? First idea I had
-was that you were making fun of me.'
-
-I was shocked at the idea. I hastened to give further details.
-
-'They were a gang of American crooks who had come over to kidnap
-Mr Elmer Ford's son, who is a pupil at the school. You have heard
-of Mr Ford? He is an American millionaire, and there have been
-several attempts during the past few years to kidnap Ogden.'
-
-At this point Johnson returned with White. White told his story
-briefly, exhibited his bruise, showed the marks of the cords on his
-wrists, and was dismissed. I suggested that further conversation
-had better take place in the presence of Mr Abney, who, I imagined,
-would have something to say on the subject of hushing the thing up.
-
-We went upstairs. The broken door of the study delayed us a while
-and led to a fresh spasm of activity on the part of Johnson's
-pencil. Having disposed of this, we proceeded to Mr Abney's room.
-
-Bones's authoritative rap upon the door produced an agitated
-'Who's that?' from the occupant. I explained the nature of the
-visitation through the keyhole and there came from within the
-sound of moving furniture. His one brief interview with Buck had
-evidently caused my employer to ensure against a second by
-barricading himself in with everything he could find suitable for
-the purpose. It was some moments before the way was clear for our
-entrance.
-
-'Cub id,' said a voice at last.
-
-Mr Abney was sitting up in bed, the blankets wrapped tightly about
-him. His appearance was still disordered. The furniture of the
-room was in great confusion, and a poker on the floor by the
-dressing-table showed that he had been prepared to sell his life
-dearly.
-
-'I ab glad to see you, Idspector,' he said. 'Bister Burds, what is
-the expladation of this extraordinary affair?'
-
-It took some time to explain matters to Mr Abney, and more to
-convince Bones and his colleague that, so far from wanting a hue
-and cry raised over the countryside and columns about the affair
-in the papers, publicity was the thing we were anxious to avoid.
-They were visibly disappointed when they grasped the position of
-affairs. The thing, properly advertised, would have been the
-biggest that had ever happened to the neighbourhood, and their
-eager eyes could see glory within easy reach. Mention of a cold
-snack and a drop of beer, however, to be found in the kitchen,
-served to cast a gleam of brightness on their gloom, and they
-vanished in search of it with something approaching cheeriness,
-Johnson taking notes to the last.
-
-They had hardly gone when Glossop whirled into the room in a state
-of effervescing agitation.
-
-'Mr Abney, Ogden Ford is nowhere to be found!'
-
-Mr Abney greeted the information with a prodigious sneeze.
-
-'What do you bead?' he demanded, when the paroxysm was over. He
-turned to me. 'Bister Burds, I understood you to--ah--say that
-the scou'drels took their departure without the boy Ford.'
-
-'They certainly did. I watched them go.'
-
-'I have searched the house thoroughly,' said Glossop, 'and there
-are no signs of him. And not only that, the Boy Beckford cannot be
-found.'
-
-Mr Abney clasped his head in his hands. Poor man, he was in no
-condition to bear up with easy fortitude against this succession
-of shocks. He was like one who, having survived an earthquake, is
-hit by an automobile. He had partly adjusted his mind to the quiet
-contemplation of Mr MacGinnis and friends when he was called upon
-to face this fresh disaster. And he had a cold in the head, which
-unmans the stoutest. Napoleon would have won Waterloo if
-Wellington had had a cold in the head.
-
-'Augustus Beckford caddot be fou'd?' he echoed feebly.
-
-'They must have run away together,' said Glossop.
-
-Mr Abney sat up, galvanized.
-
-'Such a thing has never happened id the school before!' he cried.
-'It has aldways beed my--ah--codstant endeavour to make my boys
-look upod Sadstead House as a happy hobe. I have systebatically
-edcouraged a spirit of cheerful codtedment. I caddot seriously
-credit the fact that Augustus Beckford, one of the bost charbig
-boys it has ever beed by good fortude to have id by charge, has
-deliberately rud away.'
-
-'He must have been persuaded by that boy Ford,' said Glossop,
-'who,' he added morosely, 'I believe, is the devil in disguise.'
-
-Mr Abney did not rebuke the strength of his language. Probably the
-theory struck him as eminently sound. To me there certainly seemed
-something in it.
-
-'Subbthig bust be done at once!' Mr Abney exclaimed. 'It
-is--ah--ibperative that we take ibbediate steps. They bust
-have gone to Londod. Bister Burds, you bust go to Londod by the
-next traid. I caddot go byself with this cold.'
-
-It was the irony of fate that, on the one occasion when duty
-really summoned that champion popper-up-to-London to the
-Metropolis, he should be unable to answer the call.
-
-'Very well,' I said. 'I'll go and look out a train.'
-
-'Bister Glossop, you will be in charge of the school. Perhaps you
-had better go back to the boys dow.'
-
-White was in the hall when I got there.
-
-'White,' I said, 'do you know anything about the trains to
-London?'
-
-'Are you going to London?' he asked, in his more conversational
-manner. I thought he looked at me curiously as he spoke.
-
-'Yes. Ogden Ford and Lord Beckford cannot be found. Mr Abney
-thinks they must have run away to London.'
-
-'I shouldn't wonder,' said White dryly, it seemed to me. There was
-something distinctly odd in his manner. 'And you're going after
-them.'
-
-'Yes. I must look up a train.'
-
-'There is a fast train in an hour. You will have plenty of time.'
-
-'Will you tell Mr Abney that, while I go and pack my bag? And
-telephone for a cab.'
-
-'Sure,' said White, nodding.
-
-I went up to my room and began to put a few things together in a
-suit-case. I felt happy, for several reasons. A visit to London,
-after my arduous weeks at Sanstead, was in the nature of an
-unexpected treat. My tastes are metropolitan, and the vision of an
-hour at a music-hall--I should be too late for the theatres--with
-supper to follow in some restaurant where there was an orchestra,
-appealed to me.
-
-When I returned to the hall, carrying my bag, I found Audrey
-there.
-
-'I'm being sent to London,' I announced.
-
-'I know. White told me. Peter, bring him back.'
-
-'That's why I'm being sent.'
-
-'It means everything to me.'
-
-I looked at her in surprise. There was a strained, anxious
-expression on her face, for which I could not account. I declined
-to believe that anybody could care what happened to the Little
-Nugget purely for that amiable youth's own sake. Besides, as he
-had gone to London willingly, the assumption was that he was
-enjoying himself.
-
-'I don't understand,' I said. 'What do you mean?'
-
-'I'll tell you. Mr Ford sent me here to be near Ogden, to guard
-him. He knew that there was always a danger of attempts being made
-to kidnap him, even though he was brought over to England very
-quietly. That is how I come to be here. I go wherever Ogden goes.
-I am responsible for him. And I have failed. If Ogden is not
-brought back, Mr Ford will have nothing more to do with me. He
-never forgives failures. It will mean going back to the old work
-again--the dressmaking, or the waiting, or whatever I can manage
-to find.' She gave a little shiver. 'Peter, I can't. All the pluck
-has gone out of me. I'm afraid. I couldn't face all that again.
-Bring him back. You must. You will. Say you will.'
-
-I did not answer. I could find nothing to say; for it was I who
-was responsible for all her trouble. I had planned everything. I
-had given Ogden Ford the money that had taken him to London. And
-soon, unless I could reach London before it happened, and prevent
-him, he, with my valet Smith, would be in the Dover boat-train on
-his way to Monaco.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 9
-
-
-I
-
-It was only after many hours of thought that it had flashed upon
-me that the simplest and safest way of removing the Little Nugget
-was to induce him to remove himself. Once the idea had come, the
-rest was simple. The negotiations which had taken place that
-morning in the stable-yard had been brief. I suppose a boy in
-Ogden's position, with his record of narrow escapes from the
-kidnapper, comes to take things as a matter of course which would
-startle the ordinary boy. He assumed, I imagine, that I was the
-accredited agent of his mother, and that the money which I gave
-him for travelling expenses came from her. Perhaps he had been
-expecting something of the sort. At any rate, he grasped the
-essential points of the scheme with amazing promptitude. His
-little hand was extended to receive the cash almost before I had
-finished speaking.
-
-The main outline of my plan was that he should slip away to
-London, during the afternoon, go to my rooms, where he would find
-Smith, and with Smith travel to his mother at Monaco. I had
-written to Smith, bidding him be in readiness for the expedition.
-There was no flaw in the scheme as I had mapped it out, and though
-Ogden had complicated it a little by gratuitously luring away
-Augustus Beckford to bear him company, he had not endangered its
-success.
-
-But now an utterly unforeseen complication had arisen. My one
-desire now was to undo everything for which I had been plotting.
-
-I stood there, looking at her dumbly, hating myself for being the
-cause of the anxiety in her eyes. If I had struck her, I could not
-have felt more despicable. In my misery I cursed Cynthia for
-leading me into this tangle.
-
-I heard my name spoken, and turned to find White at my elbow.
-
-'Mr Abney would like to see you, sir.'
-
-I went upstairs, glad to escape. The tension of the situation had
-begun to tear at my nerves.
-
-'Cub id, Bister Burds,' said my employer, swallowing a lozenge.
-His aspect was more dazed than ever. 'White has just bade
-an--ah--extraordinary cobbudicatiod to me. It seebs he is in
-reality a detective, an employee of Pidkertod's Agedcy, of which
-you have, of course--ah--heard.'
-
-So White had revealed himself. On the whole, I was not surprised.
-Certainly his motive for concealment, the fear of making Mr Abney
-nervous, was removed. An inrush of Red Indians with tomahawks
-could hardly have added greatly to Mr Abney's nervousness at the
-present juncture.
-
-'Sent here by Mr Ford, I suppose?' I said. I had to say something.
-
-'Exactly. Ah--precisely.' He sneezed. 'Bister Ford, without
-codsulting me--I do not cobbedt on the good taste or wisdob of his
-actiod--dispatched White to apply for the post of butler at
-this--ah--house, his predecessor having left at a bobedt's dotice,
-bribed to do so, I strodgly suspect, by Bister Ford himself. I bay
-be wrodging Bister Ford, but do dot thig so.'
-
-I thought the reasoning sound.
-
-'All thad, however,' resumed Mr Abney, removing his face from a
-jug of menthol at which he had been sniffing with the tense
-concentration of a dog at a rabbit-hole, 'is beside the poidt. I
-berely bedtiod it to explaid why White will accompady you to
-London.'
-
-'What!'
-
-The exclamation was forced from me by my dismay. This was
-appalling. If this infernal detective was to accompany me, my
-chance of bringing Ogden back was gone. It had been my intention
-to go straight to my rooms, in the hope of finding him not yet
-departed. But how was I to explain his presence there to White?
-
-'I don't think it's necessary, Mr Abney,' I protested. 'I am sure
-I can manage this affair by myself.'
-
-'Two heads are better thad wud,' said the invalid sententiously,
-burying his features in the jug once more.
-
-'Too many cooks spoil the broth,' I replied. If the conversation
-was to consist of copybook maxims, I could match him as long as he
-pleased.
-
-He did not keep up the intellectual level of the discussion.
-
-'Dodseds!' he snapped, with the irritation of a man whose proverb
-has been capped by another. I had seldom heard him speak so
-sharply. White's revelation had evidently impressed him. He had
-all the ordinary peaceful man's reverence for the professional
-detective.
-
-'White will accompany you, Bister Burds,' he said doggedly.
-
-'Very well,' I said.
-
-After all, it might be that I should get an opportunity of giving
-him the slip. London is a large city.
-
-A few minutes later the cab arrived, and White and I set forth on
-our mission.
-
-We did not talk much in the cab. I was too busy with my thoughts
-to volunteer remarks, and White, apparently, had meditations of
-his own to occupy him.
-
-It was when we had settled ourselves in an empty compartment and
-the train had started that he found speech. I had provided myself
-with a book as a barrier against conversation, and began at once
-to make a pretence of reading, but he broke through my defences.
-
-'Interesting book, Mr Burns?'
-
-'Very,' I said.
-
-'Life's more interesting than books.'
-
-I made no comment on this profound observation. He was not
-discouraged.
-
-'Mr Burns,' he said, after the silence had lasted a few moments.
-
-'Yes?'
-
-'Let's talk for a spell. These train-journeys are pretty slow.'
-
-Again I seemed to detect that curious undercurrent of meaning in
-his voice which I had noticed in the course of our brief exchange
-of remarks in the hall. I glanced up and met his eye. He was
-looking at me in a way that struck me as curious. There was
-something in those bright brown eyes of his which had the effect
-of making me vaguely uneasy. Something seemed to tell me that he
-had a definite motive in forcing his conversation on me.
-
-'I guess I can interest you a heap more than that book, even if
-it's the darndest best seller that was ever hatched.'
-
-'Oh!'
-
-He lit a cigarette.
-
-'You didn't want me around on this trip, did you?'
-
-'It seemed rather unnecessary for both of us to go,' I said
-indifferently. 'Still, perhaps two heads are better than one, as
-Mr Abney remarked. What do you propose to do when you get to
-London?'
-
-He bent forward and tapped me on the knee.
-
-'I propose to stick to you like a label on a bottle, sonny,' he
-said. 'That's what I propose to do.'
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-I was finding it difficult, such is the effect of a guilty
-conscience, to meet his eye, and the fact irritated me.
-
-'I want to find out that address you gave the Ford kid this
-morning out in the stable-yard.'
-
-It is strange how really literal figurative expressions are. I had
-read stories in which some astonished character's heart leaped
-into his mouth. For an instant I could have supposed that mine had
-actually done so. The illusion of some solid object blocking up my
-throat was extraordinarily vivid, and there certainly seemed to be
-a vacuum in the spot where my heart should have been. Not for a
-substantial reward could I have uttered a word at that moment. I
-could not even breathe. The horrible unexpectedness of the blow
-had paralysed me.
-
-White, however, was apparently prepared to continue the chat
-without my assistance.
-
-'I guess you didn't know I was around, or you wouldn't have talked
-that way. Well, I was, and I heard every word you said. Here was
-the money, you said, and he was to take it and break for London,
-and go to the address on this card, and your pal Smith would look
-after him. I guess there had been some talk before that, but I
-didn't arrive in time to hear it. But I heard all I wanted, except
-that address. And that's what I'm going to find out when we get to
-London.'
-
-He gave out this appalling information in a rich and soothing
-voice, as if it were some ordinary commonplace. To me it seemed to
-end everything. I imagined I was already as good as under arrest.
-What a fool I had been to discuss such a matter in a place like a
-stable yard, however apparently empty. I might have known that at
-a school there are no empty places.
-
-'I must say it jarred me when I heard you pulling that stuff,'
-continued White. 'I haven't what you might call a childlike faith
-in my fellow-man as a rule, but it had never occurred to me for a
-moment that you could be playing that game. It only shows,' he
-added philosophically, 'that you've got to suspect everybody when
-it comes to a gilt-edged proposition like the Little Nugget.'
-
-The train rattled on. I tried to reduce my mind to working order,
-to formulate some plan, but could not.
-
-Beyond the realization that I was in the tightest corner of my
-life, I seemed to have lost the power of thought.
-
-White resumed his monologue.
-
-'You had me guessing,' he admitted. 'I couldn't figure you out.
-First thing, of course, I thought you must be working in with Buck
-MacGinnis and his crowd. Then all that happened tonight, and I saw
-that, whoever you might be working in with, it wasn't Buck. And
-now I've placed you. You're not in with any one. You're just
-playing it by yourself. I shouldn't mind betting this was your
-first job, and that you saw your chance of making a pile by
-holding up old man Ford, and thought it was better than
-schoolmastering, and grabbed it.'
-
-He leaned forward and tapped me on the knee again. There was
-something indescribably irritating in the action. As one who has
-had experience, I can state that, while to be arrested at all is
-bad, to be arrested by a detective with a fatherly manner is
-maddening.
-
-'See here,' he said, 'we must get together over this business.'
-
-I suppose it was the recollection of the same words in the mouth
-of Buck MacGinnis that made me sit up with a jerk and stare at
-him.
-
-'We'll make a great team,' he said, still in that same cosy voice.
-'If ever there was a case of fifty-fifty, this is it. You've got
-the kid, and I've got you. I can't get away with him without your
-help, and you can't get away with him unless you square me. It's a
-stand-off. The only thing is to sit in at the game together and
-share out. Does it go?'
-
-He beamed kindly on my bewilderment during the space of time it
-takes to select a cigarette and light a match. Then, blowing a
-contented puff of smoke, he crossed his legs and leaned back.
-
-'When I told you I was a Pinkerton's man, sonny,' he said, 'I
-missed the cold truth by about a mile. But you caught me shooting
-off guns in the grounds, and it was up to me to say something.'
-
-He blew a smoke-ring and watched it dreamily till it melted in the
-draught from the ventilator.
-
-'I'm Smooth Sam Fisher,' he said.
-
-
-II
-
-When two emotions clash, the weaker goes to the wall. Any surprise
-I might have felt was swallowed up in my relief. If I had been at
-liberty to be astonished, my companion's information would no
-doubt have astonished me. But I was not. I was so relieved that he
-was not a Pinkerton's man that I did not really care what else he
-might be.
-
-'It's always been a habit of mine, in these little matters,' he
-went on, 'to let other folks do the rough work, and chip in myself
-when they've cleared the way. It saves trouble and expense. I
-don't travel with a gang, like that bone-headed Buck. What's the
-use of a gang? They only get tumbling over each other and spoiling
-everything. Look at Buck! Where is he? Down and out. While I--'
-
-He smiled complacently. His manner annoyed me. I objected to being
-looked upon as a humble cat's paw by this bland scoundrel.
-
-'While you--what?' I said.
-
-He looked at me in mild surprise.
-
-'Why, I come in with you, sonny, and take my share like a
-gentleman.'
-
-'Do you!'
-
-'Well, don't I?'
-
-He looked at me in the half-reproachful half-affectionate manner
-of the kind old uncle who reasons with a headstrong nephew.
-
-'Young man,' he said, 'you surely aren't thinking you can put one
-over on me in this business? Tell me, you don't take me for that
-sort of ivory-skulled boob? Do you imagine for one instant, sonny,
-that I'm not next to every move in this game? Are you deluding
-yourself with the idea that this thing isn't a perfect cinch for
-me? Let's hear what's troubling you. You seem to have gotten some
-foolish ideas in your head. Let's talk it over quietly.'
-
-'If you have no objection,' I said, 'no. I don't want to talk to
-you, Mr Fisher. I don't like you, and I don't like your way of
-earning your living. Buck MacGinnis was bad enough, but at least
-he was a straightforward tough. There's no excuse for you.'
-
-'Surely we are unusually righteous this p.m., are we not?' said
-Sam suavely.
-
-I did not answer.
-
-'Is this not mere professional jealousy?'
-
-This was too much for me.
-
-'Do you imagine for a moment that I'm doing this for money?'
-
-'I did have that impression. Was I wrong? Do you kidnap the sons
-of millionaires for your health?'
-
-'I promised that I would get this boy back to his mother. That is
-why I gave him the money to go to London. And that is why my valet
-was to have taken him to--to where Mrs Ford is.'
-
-He did not reply in words, but if ever eyebrows spoke, his said,
-'My dear sir, really!' I could not remain silent under their
-patent disbelief.
-
-'That's the simple truth,' I said.
-
-He shrugged his shoulders, as who would say, 'Have it your own
-way. Let us change the subject.'
-
-'You say "was to have taken". Have you changed your plans?'
-
-'Yes, I'm going to take the boy back to the school.'
-
-He laughed--a rich, rolling laugh. His double chin shook
-comfortably.
-
-'It won't do,' he said, shaking his head with humorous reproach.
-'It won't do.'
-
-'You don't believe me?'
-
-'Frankly, I do not.'
-
-'Very well,' I said, and began to read my book.
-
-'If you want to give me the slip,' he chuckled, 'you must do
-better than that. I can see you bringing the Nugget back to the
-school.'
-
-'You will, if you wait,' I said.
-
-'I wonder what that address was that you gave him,' he mused.
-'Well, I shall soon know.'
-
-He lapsed into silence. The train rolled on. I looked at my watch.
-London was not far off now.
-
-'The present arrangement of equal division,' said Sam, breaking a
-long silence, 'holds good, of course, only in the event of your
-quitting this fool game and doing the square thing by me. Let me
-put it plainly. We are either partners or competitors. It is for
-you to decide. If you will be sensible and tell me that address, I
-will pledge my word--'
-
-'Your word!' I said scornfully.
-
-'Honour among thieves!' replied Sam, with unruffled geniality. 'I
-wouldn't double-cross you for worlds. If, however, you think you
-can manage without my assistance, it will then be my melancholy
-duty to beat you to the kid, and collect him and the money
-entirely on my own account. Am I to take it,' he said, as I was
-silent, 'that you prefer war to an alliance?'
-
-I turned a page of my book and went on reading.
-
-'If Youth but knew!' he sighed. 'Young man, I am nearly twice your
-age, and I have, at a modest estimate, about ten times as much
-sense. Yet, in your overweening self-confidence, with your
-ungovernable gall, you fancy you can hand me a lemon. _Me!_ I
-should smile!'
-
-'Do,' I said. 'Do, while you can.'
-
-He shook his head reprovingly.
-
-'You will not be so fresh, sonny, in a few hours. You will be
-biting pieces out of yourself, I fear. And later on, when my
-automobile splashes you with mud in Piccadilly, you will taste the
-full bitterness of remorse. Well, Youth must buy its experience, I
-suppose!'
-
-I looked across at him as he sat, plump and rosy and complacent,
-puffing at his cigarette, and my heart warmed to the old ruffian.
-It was impossible to maintain an attitude of righteous iciness
-with him. I might loathe his mode of life, and hate him as a
-representative--and a leading representative--of one of the most
-contemptible trades on earth, but there was a sunny charm about
-the man himself which made it hard to feel hostile to him as an
-individual.
-
-I closed my book with a bang and burst out laughing.
-
-'You're a wonder!' I said.
-
-He beamed at what he took to be evidence that I was coming round
-to the friendly and sensible view of the matter.
-
-'Then you think, on consideration--' he said. 'Excellent! Now, my
-dear young man, all joking aside, you will take me with you to
-that address, will you not? You observe that I do not ask you to
-give it to me. Let there be not so much as the faintest odour of
-the double-cross about this business. All I ask is that you allow
-me to accompany you to where the Nugget is hidden, and then rely
-on my wider experience of this sort of game to get him safely away
-and open negotiations with the dad.'
-
-'I suppose your experience has been wide?' I said.
-
-'Quite tolerably--quite tolerably.'
-
-'Doesn't it ever worry you the anxiety and misery you cause?'
-
-'Purely temporary, both. And then, look at it in another way.
-Think of the joy and relief of the bereaved parents when sonny
-comes toddling home again! Surely it is worth some temporary
-distress to taste that supreme happiness? In a sense, you might
-call me a human benefactor. I teach parents to appreciate their
-children. You know what parents are. Father gets caught short in
-steel rails one morning. When he reaches home, what does he do? He
-eases his mind by snapping at little Willie. Mrs Van First-Family
-forgets to invite mother to her freak-dinner. What happens? Mother
-takes it out of William. They love him, maybe, but they are too
-used to him. They do not realize all he is to them. And then, one
-afternoon, he disappears. The agony! The remorse! "How could I
-ever have told our lost angel to stop his darned noise!" moans
-father. "I struck him!" sobs mother. "With this jewelled hand I
-spanked our vanished darling!" "We were not worthy to have him,"
-they wail together. "But oh, if we could but get him back!" Well
-they do. They get him back as soon as ever they care to come
-across in unmarked hundred-dollar bills. And after that they think
-twice before working off their grouches on the poor kid. So I
-bring universal happiness into the home. I don't say father
-doesn't get a twinge every now and then when he catches sight of
-the hole in his bank balance, but, darn it, what's money for if
-it's not to spend?'
-
-He snorted with altruistic fervour.
-
-'What makes you so set on kidnapping Ogden Ford?' I asked. 'I know
-he is valuable, but you must have made your pile by this time. I
-gather that you have been practising your particular brand of
-philanthropy for a good many years. Why don't you retire?'
-
-He sighed.
-
-'It is the dream of my life to retire, young man. You may not
-believe me, but my instincts are thoroughly domestic. When I have
-the leisure to weave day-dreams, they centre around a cosy little
-home with a nice porch and stationary washtubs.'
-
-He regarded me closely, as if to decide whether I was worthy of
-these confidences. There was something wistful in his brown eyes.
-I suppose the inspection must have been favourable, or he was in a
-mood when a man must unbosom himself to someone, for he proceeded
-to open his heart to me. A man in his particular line of business,
-I imagine, finds few confidants, and the strain probably becomes
-intolerable at times.
-
-'Have you ever experienced the love of a good woman, sonny? It's a
-wonderful thing.' He brooded sentimentally for a moment, then
-continued, and--to my mind--somewhat spoiled the impressiveness of
-his opening words. 'The love of a good woman,' he said, 'is about
-the darnedest wonderful lay-out that ever came down the pike. I
-know. I've had some.'
-
-A spark from his cigarette fell on his hand. He swore a startled
-oath.
-
-'We came from the same old town,' he resumed, having recovered
-from this interlude. 'Used to be kids at the same school ...
-Walked to school together ... me carrying her luncheon-basket and
-helping her over the fences ... Ah! ... Just the same when we grew
-up. Still pals. And that was twenty years ago ... The arrangement
-was that I should go out and make the money to buy the home, and
-then come back and marry her.'
-
-'Then why the devil haven't you done it?' I said severely.
-
-He shook his head.
-
-'If you know anything about crooks, young man,' he said, 'you'll
-know that outside of their own line they are the easiest marks that
-ever happened. They fall for anything. At least, it's always been
-that way with me. No sooner did I get together a sort of pile and
-start out for the old town, when some smooth stranger would come
-along and steer me up against some skin-game, and back I'd have to
-go to work. That happened a few times, and when I did manage at
-last to get home with the dough I found she had married another
-guy. It's hard on women, you see,' he explained chivalrously. 'They
-get lonesome and Roving Rupert doesn't show up, so they have to
-marry Stay-at-Home Henry just to keep from getting the horrors.'
-
-'So she's Mrs Stay-at-Home Henry now?' I said sympathetically.
-
-'She was till a year ago. She's a widow now. Deceased had a
-misunderstanding with a hydrophobia skunk, so I'm informed. I
-believe he was a good man. Outside of licking him at school I
-didn't know him well. I saw her just before I left to come here.
-She's as fond of me as ever. It's all settled, if only I can
-connect with the mazuma. And she don't want much, either. Just
-enough to keep the home together.'
-
-'I wish you happiness,' I said.
-
-'You can do better than that. You can take me with you to that
-address.'
-
-I avoided the subject.
-
-'What does she say to your way of making money?' I asked.
-
-'She doesn't know, and she ain't going to know. I don't see why a
-man has got to tell his wife every little thing in his past. She
-thinks I'm a drummer, travelling in England for a dry-goods firm.
-She wouldn't stand for the other thing, not for a minute. She's
-very particular. Always was. That's why I'm going to quit after
-I've won out over this thing of the Little Nugget.' He looked at
-me hopefully. 'So you _will_ take me along, sonny, won't you?'
-
-I shook my head.
-
-'You won't?'
-
-'I'm sorry to spoil a romance, but I can't. You must look around
-for some other home into which to bring happiness. The Fords' is
-barred.'
-
-'You are very obstinate, young man,' he said, sadly, but without
-any apparent ill-feeling. 'I can't persuade you?'
-
-'No.'
-
-'Ah, well! So we are to be rivals, not allies. You will regret
-this, sonny. I may say you will regret it very bitterly. When you
-see me in my automo--'
-
-'You mentioned your automobile before.'
-
-'Ah! So I did.'
-
-The train had stopped, as trains always do on English railways
-before entering a terminus. Presently it began to move forward
-hesitatingly, as if saying to itself, 'Now, am I really wanted
-here? Shall I be welcome?' Eventually, after a second halt, it
-glided slowly alongside the platform.
-
-I sprang out and ran to the cab-rank. I was aboard a taxi, bowling
-out of the station before the train had stopped.
-
-Peeping out of the window at the back, I was unable to see Sam. My
-adroit move, I took it, had baffled him. I had left him standing.
-
-It was a quarter of an hour's drive to my rooms, but to me, in my
-anxiety, it seemed more. This was going to be a close thing, and
-success or failure a matter of minutes. If he followed my
-instructions Smith would be starting for the Continental boat-train
-tonight with his companion; and, working out the distances,
-I saw that, by the time I could arrive, he might already have left
-my rooms. Sam's supervision at Sanstead Station had made it
-impossible for me to send a telegram. I had had to trust to
-chance. Fortunately my train, by a miracle, had been up to time,
-and at my present rate of progress I ought to catch Smith a few
-minutes before he left the building.
-
-The cab pulled up. I ran up the stairs and opened the door of my
-apartment.
-
-'Smith!' I called.
-
-A chair scraped along the floor and a door opened at the end of
-the passage. Smith came out.
-
-'Thank goodness you have not started. I thought I should miss you.
-Where is the boy?'
-
-'The boy, sir?'
-
-'The boy I wrote to you about.'
-
-'He has not arrived, sir.'
-
-'Not arrived?'
-
-'No, sir.'
-
-I stared at him blankly.
-
-'How long have you been here?'
-
-'All day, sir.'
-
-'You have not been out?'
-
-'Not since the hour of two, sir.'
-
-'I can't understand it,' I said.
-
-'Perhaps the young gentleman changed his mind and never started,
-sir?'
-
-'I know he started.'
-
-Smith had no further suggestion to offer.
-
-'Pending the young gentleman's arrival, sir, I remain in London?'
-
-A fruity voice spoke at the door behind me.
-
-'What! Hasn't he arrived?'
-
-I turned. There, beaming and benevolent, stood Mr Fisher.
-
-'It occurred to me to look your name out in the telephone
-directory,' he explained. 'I might have thought of that before.'
-
-'Come in here,' I said, opening the door of the sitting-room. I
-did not want to discuss the thing with him before Smith.
-
-He looked about the room admiringly.
-
-'So these are your quarters,' he said. 'You do yourself pretty
-well, young man. So I understand that the Nugget has gone wrong in
-transit. He has altered his plans on the way?'
-
-'I can't understand it.'
-
-'I can! You gave him a certain amount of money?'
-
-'Yes. Enough to get him to--where he was going.'
-
-'Then, knowing the boy, I should say that he has found other uses
-for it. He's whooping it up in London, and, I should fancy, having
-the time of his young life.'
-
-He got up.
-
-'This of course,' he said, 'alters considerably any understanding
-we may have come to, sonny. All idea of a partnership is now out
-of the question. I wish you well, but I have no further use for
-you. Somewhere in this great city the Little Nugget is hiding, and
-I mean to find him--entirely on my own account. This is where our
-paths divide, Mr Burns. Good night.'
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 10
-
-
-When Sam had left, which he did rather in the manner of a heavy
-father in melodrama, shaking the dust of an erring son's threshold
-off his feet, I mixed myself a high-ball, and sat down to consider
-the position of affairs. It did not take me long to see that the
-infernal boy had double-crossed me with a smooth effectiveness
-which Mr Fisher himself might have envied. Somewhere in this great
-city, as Sam had observed, he was hiding. But where? London is a
-vague address.
-
-I wondered what steps Sam was taking. Was there some underground
-secret service bureau to which persons of his profession had
-access? I doubted it. I imagined that he, as I proposed to do, was
-drawing the city at a venture in the hope of flushing the quarry
-by accident. Yet such was the impression he had made upon me as a
-man of resource and sagacity, that I did not relish the idea of
-his getting a start on me, even in a venture so uncertain as this.
-My imagination began to picture him miraculously inspired in the
-search, and such was the vividness of the vision that I jumped up
-from my chair, resolved to get on the trail at once. It was
-hopelessly late, however, and I did not anticipate that I should
-meet with any success.
-
-Nor did I. For two hours and a half I tramped the streets, my
-spirits sinking more and more under the influence of failure and a
-blend of snow and sleet which had begun to fall; and then, tired
-out, I went back to my rooms, and climbed sorrowfully into bed.
-
-It was odd to wake up and realize that I was in London. Years
-seemed to have passed since I had left it. Time is a thing of
-emotions, not of hours and minutes, and I had certainly packed a
-considerable number of emotional moments into my stay at Sanstead
-House. I lay in bed, reviewing the past, while Smith, with a
-cheerful clatter of crockery, prepared my breakfast in the next
-room.
-
-A curious lethargy had succeeded the feverish energy of the
-previous night. More than ever the impossibility of finding the
-needle in this human bundle of hay oppressed me. No one is
-optimistic before breakfast, and I regarded the future with dull
-resignation, turning my thoughts from it after a while to the
-past. But the past meant Audrey, and to think of Audrey hurt.
-
-It seemed curious to me that in a life of thirty years I should
-have been able to find, among the hundreds of women I had met,
-only one capable of creating in me that disquieting welter of
-emotions which is called love, and hard that that one should
-reciprocate my feeling only to the extent of the mild liking which
-Audrey entertained for me.
-
-I tried to analyse her qualifications for the place she held in my
-heart. I had known women who had attracted me more physically, and
-women who had attracted me more mentally. I had known wiser women,
-handsomer women, more amiable women, but none of them had affected
-me like Audrey. The problem was inexplicable. Any idea that we
-might be affinities, soul-mates destined for each other from the
-beginning of time, was disposed of by the fact that my attraction
-for her was apparently in inverse ratio to hers for me. For
-possibly the millionth time in the past five years I tried to
-picture in my mind the man Sheridan, that shadowy wooer to whom
-she had yielded so readily. What quality had he possessed that I
-did not? Wherein lay the magnetism that had brought about his
-triumph?
-
-These were unprofitable speculations. I laid them aside until the
-next occasion when I should feel disposed for self-torture, and
-got out of bed. A bath and breakfast braced me up, and I left the
-house in a reasonably cheerful frame of mind.
-
-To search at random for an individual unit among London's millions
-lends an undeniable attraction to a day in town. In a desultory
-way I pursued my investigations through the morning and afternoon,
-but neither of Ogden nor of his young friend Lord Beckford was I
-vouchsafed a glimpse. My consolation was that Smooth Sam was
-probably being equally unsuccessful.
-
-Towards the evening there arose the question of return to
-Sanstead. I had not gathered whether Mr Abney had intended to set
-any time-limit on my wanderings, or whether I was not supposed to
-come back except with the deserters. I decided that I had better
-remain in London, at any rate for another night, and went to the
-nearest post office to send Mr Abney a telegram to that effect.
-
-As I was writing it, the problem which had baffled me for twenty-four
-hours, solved itself in under a minute. Whether my powers of
-inductive reasoning had been under a cloud since I left Sanstead,
-or whether they were normally beneath contempt, I do not know. But
-the fact remains, that I had completely overlooked the obvious
-solution of my difficulty. I think I must have been thinking so
-exclusively of the Little Nugget that I had entirely forgotten the
-existence of Augustus Beckford. It occurred to me now that, by
-making inquiries at the latter's house, I should learn something
-to my advantage. A boy of the Augustus type does not run away from
-school without a reason. Probably some party was taking place
-tonight at the ancestral home, at which, tempted by the lawless
-Nugget, he had decided that his presence was necessary.
-
-I knew the house well. There had been a time, when Lord Mountry
-and I were at Oxford, when I had spent frequent week-ends there.
-Since then, owing to being abroad, I had seen little of the
-family. Now was the moment to reintroduce myself. I hailed a cab.
-
-Inductive reasoning had not played me false. There was a red
-carpet outside the house, and from within came the sounds of
-music.
-
-Lady Wroxham, the mother of Mountry and the vanishing Augustus,
-was one of those women who take things as they come. She did not
-seem surprised at seeing me.
-
-'How nice of you to come and see us,' she said. 'Somebody told me
-you were abroad. Ted is in the south of France in the yacht.
-Augustus is here. Mr Abney, his schoolmaster, let him come up for
-the night.'
-
-I perceived that Augustus had been playing a bold game. I saw the
-coaching of Ogden behind these dashing falsehoods.
-
-'You will hardly remember Sybil. She was quite a baby when you
-were here last. She is having her birthday-party this evening.'
-
-'May I go in and help?' I said.
-
-'I wish you would. They would love it.'
-
-I doubted it, but went in. A dance had just finished. Strolling
-towards me in his tightest Eton suit, his face shining with honest
-joy, was the errant Augustus, and close behind him, wearing the
-blase' air of one for whom custom has staled the pleasures of life,
-was the Little Nugget.
-
-I think they both saw me at the same moment. The effect of my
-appearance on them was illustrative of their respective characters.
-Augustus turned a deep shade of purple and fixed me with a
-horrified stare. The Nugget winked. Augustus halted and shuffled
-his feet. The Nugget strolled up and accosted me like an old
-friend.
-
-'Hello!' he said. 'How did you get here? Say, I was going to try
-and get you on the phone some old time and explain things. I've
-been pretty much on the jump since I hit London.'
-
-'You little brute!'
-
-My gleaming eye, travelling past him, met that of the Hon.
-Augustus Beckford, causing that youth to jump guiltily. The Nugget
-looked over his shoulder.
-
-'I guess we don't want him around if we're to talk business,' he
-said. 'I'll go and tell him to beat it.'
-
-'You'll do nothing of the kind. I don't propose to lose sight of
-either of you.'
-
-'Oh, he's all right. You don't have to worry about him. He was
-going back to the school anyway tomorrow. He only ran away to go
-to this party. Why not let him enjoy himself while he's here? I'll
-go and make a date for you to meet at the end of the show.'
-
-He approached his friend, and a short colloquy ensued, which ended
-in the latter shuffling off in the direction of the other
-revellers. Such is the buoyancy of youth that a moment later he
-was dancing a two-step with every appearance of careless enjoyment.
-The future, with its storms, seemed to have slipped from his mind.
-
-'That's all right,' said the Nugget, returning to me. 'He's
-promised he won't duck away. You'll find him somewhere around
-whenever you care to look for him. Now we can talk.'
-
-'I hardly like to trespass on your valuable time,' I said. The
-airy way in which this demon boy handled what should have been--to
-him--an embarrassing situation irritated me. For all the authority
-I seemed to have over him I might have been the potted palm
-against which he was leaning.
-
-'That's all right.' Everything appeared to be all right with him.
-'This sort of thing does not appeal to me. Don't be afraid of
-spoiling my evening. I only came because Becky was so set on it.
-Dancing bores me pallid, so let's get somewhere where we can sit
-down and talk.'
-
-I was beginning to feel that a children's party was the right
-place for me. Sam Fisher had treated me as a child, and so did the
-Little Nugget. That I was a responsible person, well on in my
-thirty-first year, with a narrow escape from death and a hopeless
-love-affair on my record, seemed to strike neither of them. I
-followed my companion to a secluded recess with the utmost
-meekness.
-
-He leaned back and crossed his legs.
-
-'Got a cigarette?'
-
-'I have not got a cigarette, and, if I had, I wouldn't give it to
-you.'
-
-He regarded me tolerantly.
-
-'Got a grouch tonight, haven't you? You seem all flittered up
-about something. What's the trouble? Sore about my not showing up
-at your apartment? I'll explain that all right.'
-
-'I shall be glad to listen.'
-
-'It's like this. It suddenly occurred to me that a day or two one
-way or the other wasn't going to affect our deal and that, while I
-was about it, I might just as well see a bit of London before I
-left. I suggested it to Becky, and the idea made the biggest kind
-of a hit with him. I found he had only been in an automobile once
-in his life. Can you beat it? I've had one of my own ever since
-I was a kid. Well, naturally, it was up to me to blow him to a
-joy-ride, and that's where the money went.'
-
-'Where the money went?'
-
-'Sure. I've got two dollars left, and that's all. It wasn't
-altogether the automobiling. It was the meals that got away with
-my roll. Say, that kid Beckford is one swell feeder. He's wrapping
-himself around the eats all the time. I guess it's not smoking
-that does it. I haven't the appetite I used to have. Well, that's
-how it was, you see. But I'm through now. Cough up the fare and
-I'll make the trip tomorrow. Mother'll be tickled to death to see
-me.'
-
-'She won't see you. We're going back to the school tomorrow.'
-
-He looked at me incredulously.
-
-'What's that? Going back to school?'
-
-'I've altered my plans.'
-
-'I'm not going back to any old school. You daren't take me.
-Where'll you be if I tell the hot-air merchant about our deal and
-you slipping me the money and all that?'
-
-'Tell him what you like. He won't believe it.'
-
-He thought this over, and its truth came home to him. The
-complacent expression left his face.
-
-'What's the matter with you? Are you dippy, or what? You get me
-away up to London, and the first thing that happens when I'm here
-is that you want to take me back. You make me tired.'
-
-It was borne in upon me that there was something in his point of
-view. My sudden change of mind must have seemed inexplicable to
-him. And, having by a miracle succeeded in finding him, I was in a
-mood to be generous. I unbent.
-
-'Ogden, old sport,' I said cordially, T think we've both had all
-we want of this children's party. You're bored and if I stop on
-another half hour I may be called on to entertain these infants
-with comic songs. We men of the world are above this sort of
-thing. Get your hat and coat and I'll take you to a show. We can
-discuss business later over a bit of supper.'
-
-The gloom of his countenance melted into a pleased smile.
-
-'You said something that time!' he observed joyfully; and we slunk
-away to get our hats, the best of friends. A note for Augustus
-Beckford, requesting his presence at Waterloo Station at ten
-minutes past twelve on the following morning, I left with the
-butler. There was a certain informality about my methods which I
-doubt if Mr Abney would have approved, but I felt that I could
-rely on Augustus.
-
-Much may be done by kindness. By the time the curtain fell on the
-musical comedy which we had attended all was peace between the
-Nugget and myself. Supper cemented our friendship, and we drove
-back to my rooms on excellent terms with one another. Half an hour
-later he was snoring in the spare room, while I smoked contentedly
-before the fire in the sitting-room.
-
-I had not been there five minutes when the bell rang. Smith was in
-bed, so I went to the door myself and found Mr Fisher on the mat.
-
-My feeling of benevolence towards all created things, the result
-of my successful handling of the Little Nugget, embraced Sam. I
-invited him in.
-
-'Well,' I said, when I had given him a cigar and filled his glass,
-'and how have you been getting on, Mr Fisher? Any luck?'
-
-He shook his head at me reproachfully.
-
-'Young man, you're deep. I've got to hand it to you. I
-underestimated you. You're very deep.'
-
-'Approbation from Smooth Sam Fisher is praise indeed. But why
-these stately compliments?'
-
-'You took me in, young man. I don't mind owning it. When you told
-me the Nugget had gone astray, I lapped it up like a babe. And all
-the time you were putting one over on me. Well, well!'
-
-'But he had gone astray, Mr Fisher.'
-
-He knocked the ash off his cigar. He wore a pained look.
-
-'You needn't keep it up, sonny. I happened to be standing within
-three yards of you when you got into a cab with him in Shaftesbury
-Avenue.'
-
-I laughed.
-
-'Well, if that's the case, let there be no secrets between us.
-He's asleep in the next room.'
-
-Sam leaned forward earnestly and tapped me on the knee.
-
-'Young man, this is a critical moment. This is where, if you
-aren't careful, you may undo all the good work you have done by
-getting chesty and thinking that, because you've won out so far,
-you're the whole show. Believe me, the difficult part is to come,
-and it's right here that you need an experienced man to work in
-with you. Let me in on this and leave the negotiations with old
-man Ford to me. You would only make a mess of them. I've handled
-this kind of thing a dozen times, and I know just how to act. You
-won't regret taking me on as a partner. You won't lose a cent by
-it. I can work him for just double what you would get, even
-supposing you didn't make a mess of the deal and get nothing.'
-
-'It's very good of you, but there won't be any negotiations with
-Mr Ford. I am taking the boy back to Sanstead, as I told you.' I
-caught his pained eye. 'I'm afraid you don't believe me.'
-
-He drew at his cigar without replying.
-
-It is a human weakness to wish to convince those who doubt us,
-even if their opinion is not intrinsically valuable. I remembered
-that I had Cynthia's letter in my pocket. I produced it as exhibit
-A in my evidence and read it to him.
-
-Sam listened carefully.
-
-'I see,' he said. 'Who wrote that?'
-
-'Never mind. A friend of mine.'
-
-I returned the letter to my pocket.
-
-'I was going to have sent him over to Monaco, but I altered my
-plans. Something interfered.'
-
-'What?'
-
-'I might call it coincidence, if you know what that means.'
-
-'And you are really going to take him back to the school?'
-
-'I am.'
-
-'We shall travel back together,' he said. 'I had hoped I had seen
-the last of the place. The English countryside may be delightful
-in the summer, but for winter give me London. However,' he sighed
-resignedly, and rose from his chair, 'I will say good-bye till
-tomorrow. What train do you catch?'
-
-'Do you mean to say,' I demanded, 'that you have the nerve to come
-back to Sanstead after what you have told me about yourself?'
-
-'You entertain some idea of exposing me to Mr Abney? Forget it,
-young man. We are both in glass houses. Don't let us throw stones.
-Besides, would he believe it? What proof have you?'
-
-I had thought this argument tolerably sound when I had used it on
-the Nugget. Now that it was used on myself I realized its
-soundness even more thoroughly. My hands were tied.
-
-'Yes,' said Sam, 'tomorrow, after our little jaunt to London, we
-shall all resume the quiet, rural life once more.'
-
-He beamed expansively upon me from the doorway.
-
-'However, even the quiet, rural life has its interest. I guess we
-shan't be dull!' he said.
-
-I believed him.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 11
-
-
-Considering the various handicaps under which he laboured notably
-a cold in the head, a fear of the Little Nugget, and a reverence
-for the aristocracy--Mr Abney's handling of the situation, when
-the runaways returned to school, bordered on the masterly. Any sort
-of physical punishment being out of the question--especially in the
-case of the Nugget, who would certainly have retaliated with a bout
-of window-breaking--he had to fall back on oratory, and he did this
-to such effect that, when he had finished, Augustus wept openly and
-was so subdued that he did not ask a single question for nearly three
-days.
-
-One result of the adventure was that Ogden's bed was moved to a
-sort of cubby-hole adjoining my room. In the house, as originally
-planned, this had evidently been a dressing-room. Under Mr Abney's
-rule it had come to be used as a general repository for lumber. My
-boxes were there, and a portmanteau of Glossop's. It was an
-excellent place in which to bestow a boy in quest of whom
-kidnappers might break in by night. The window was too small to
-allow a man to pass through, and the only means of entrance was by
-way of my room. By night, at any rate, the Nugget's safety seemed
-to be assured.
-
-The curiosity of the small boy, fortunately, is not lasting. His
-active mind lives mainly in the present. It was not many days,
-therefore, before the excitement caused by Buck's raid and the
-Nugget's disappearance began to subside. Within a week both
-episodes had been shelved as subjects of conversation, and the
-school had settled down to its normal humdrum life.
-
-To me, however, there had come a period of mental unrest more
-acute than I had ever experienced. My life, for the past five
-years, had run in so smooth a stream that, now that I found myself
-tossed about in the rapids, I was bewildered. It was a peculiar
-aggravation of the difficulty of my position that in my world, the
-little world of Sanstead House, there should be but one woman, and
-she the very one whom, if I wished to recover my peace of mind, it
-was necessary for me to avoid.
-
-My feelings towards Cynthia at this time defied my powers of
-analysis. There were moments when I clung to the memory of her,
-when she seemed the only thing solid and safe in a world of chaos,
-and moments, again, when she was a burden crushing me. There were
-days when I would give up the struggle and let myself drift, and
-days when I would fight myself inch by inch. But every day found
-my position more hopeless than the last.
-
-At night sometimes, as I lay awake, I would tell myself that if
-only I could see her or even hear from her the struggle would be
-easier. It was her total disappearance from my life that made it
-so hard for me. I had nothing to help me to fight.
-
-And then, one morning, as if in answer to my thoughts her letter
-came.
-
-The letter startled me. It was as if there had been some
-telepathic communion between us.
-
-It was very short, almost formal:
-
-'MY DEAR PETER--I want to ask you a question. I can put it quite
-shortly. It is this. Are your feelings towards me still the same?
-I don't tell you why I ask this. I simply ask it. Whatever your
-answer is, it cannot affect our friendship, so be quite candid.
-CYNTHIA.'
-
-I sat down there and then to write my reply. The letter, coming
-when it did and saying what it said, had affected me profoundly.
-It was like an unexpected reinforcement in a losing battle. It
-filled me with a glow of self-confidence. I felt strong again,
-able to fight and win. My mood bore me away, and I poured out my
-whole heart to her. I told her that my feelings had not altered,
-that I loved her and nobody but her. It was a letter, I can see,
-looking back, born of fretted nerves; but at the time I had no
-such criticism to make. It seemed to me a true expression of my
-real feelings.
-
-That the fight was not over because in my moment of exaltation I
-had imagined that I had conquered myself was made uncomfortably
-plain to me by the thrill that ran through me when, returning from
-posting my letter, I met Audrey. The sight of her reminded me that
-a reinforcement is only a reinforcement, a help towards victory,
-not victory itself.
-
-For the first time I found myself feeling resentful towards her.
-There was no reason in my resentment. It would not have borne
-examination. But it was there, and its presence gave me support. I
-found myself combating the thrill the sight of her had caused, and
-looking at her with a critical and hostile eye. Who was she that
-she should enslave a man against his will? Fascination exists only
-in the imagination of the fascinated. If he have the strength to
-deny the fascination and convince himself that it does not exist,
-he is saved. It is purely a matter of willpower and calm
-reasonableness. There must have been sturdy, level-headed Egyptian
-citizens who could not understand what people saw to admire in
-Cleopatra.
-
-Thus reasoning, I raised my hat, uttered a crisp 'Good morning',
-and passed on, the very picture of the brisk man of affairs.
-
-'Peter!'
-
-Even the brisk man of affairs must stop when spoken to. Otherwise,
-apart from any question of politeness, it looks as if he were
-running away.
-
-Her face was still wearing the faint look of surprise which my
-manner had called forth.
-
-'You're in a great hurry.'
-
-I had no answer. She did not appear to expect one.
-
-We moved towards the house in silence, to me oppressive silence.
-The force of her personality was beginning to beat against my
-defences, concerning the stability of which, under pressure, a
-certain uneasiness troubled my mind.
-
-'Are you worried about anything, Peter?' she said at last.
-
-'No,' I said. 'Why?'
-
-'I was afraid you might be.'
-
-I felt angry with myself. I was mismanaging this thing in the most
-idiotic way. Instead of this bovine silence, gay small-talk, the
-easy eloquence, in fact, of the brisk man of affairs should have
-been my policy. No wonder Smooth Sam Fisher treated me as a child.
-My whole bearing was that of a sulky school-boy.
-
-The silence became more oppressive.
-
-We reached the house. In the hall we parted, she to upper regions,
-I to my classroom. She did not look at me. Her face was cold and
-offended.
-
-One is curiously inconsistent. Having created what in the
-circumstances was a most desirable coldness between Audrey and
-myself, I ought to have been satisfied. Reason told me that this
-was the best thing that could have happened. Yet joy was one of
-the few emotions which I did not feel during the days which
-followed. My brief moment of clear-headedness had passed, and with
-it the exhilaration that had produced the letter to Cynthia and
-the resentment which had helped me to reason calmly with myself on
-the intrinsic nature of fascination in woman. Once more Audrey
-became the centre of my world. But our friendship, that elusive
-thing which had contrived to exist side by side with my love, had
-vanished. There was a breach between us which widened daily. Soon
-we hardly spoke.
-
-Nothing, in short, could have been more eminently satisfactory,
-and the fact that I regretted it is only a proof of the essential
-weakness of my character.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 12
-
-
-I
-
-In those grey days there was one thought, of the many that
-occupied my mind, which brought with it a certain measure of
-consolation. It was the reflection that this state of affairs
-could not last for ever. The school term was drawing to a close.
-Soon I should be free from the propinquity which paralysed my
-efforts to fight. I was resolved that the last day of term should
-end for ever my connection with Sanstead House and all that was in
-it. Mrs Ford must find some other minion. If her happiness
-depended on the recovery of the Little Nugget, she must learn to
-do without happiness, like the rest of the inhabitants of this
-horrible world.
-
-Meanwhile, however, I held myself to be still on duty. By what
-tortuous processes of thought I had arrived at the conclusion I do
-not know, but I considered myself responsible to Audrey for the
-safeguarding of the Little Nugget, and no altered relations
-between us could affect my position. Perhaps mixed up with this
-attitude of mind, was the less altruistic wish to foil Smooth Sam.
-His continued presence at the school was a challenge to me.
-
-Sam's behaviour puzzled me. I do not know exactly what I expected
-him to do, but I certainly did not expect him to do nothing. Yet
-day followed day, and still he made no move. He was the very model
-of a butler. But our dealings with one another in London had left
-me vigilant, and his inaction did not disarm me. It sprang from
-patience, not from any weakening of purpose or despair of success.
-Sooner or later I knew he would act, swiftly and suddenly, with a
-plan perfected in every detail.
-
-But when he made his attack it was the very simplicity of his
-methods that tricked me, and only pure chance defeated him.
-
-I have said that it was the custom of the staff of masters at
-Sanstead House School--in other words, of every male adult in the
-house except Mr Fisher himself--to assemble in Mr Abney's study
-after dinner of an evening to drink coffee. It was a ceremony,
-like most of the ceremonies at an establishment such as a school,
-where things are run on a schedule, which knew of no variation.
-Sometimes Mr Abney would leave us immediately after the ceremony,
-but he never omitted to take his part in it first.
-
-On this particular evening, for the first time since the beginning
-of the term, I was seized with a prejudice against coffee. I had
-been sleeping badly for several nights, and I decided that
-abstention from coffee might remedy this.
-
-I waited, for form's sake, till Glossop and Mr Abney had filled
-their cups, then went to my room, where I lay down in the dark to
-wrestle with a more than usually pronounced fit of depression
-which had descended upon me. Solitude and darkness struck me as
-the suitable setting for my thoughts.
-
-At this moment Smooth Sam Fisher had no place in my meditations.
-My mind was not occupied with him at all. When, therefore, the
-door, which had been ajar, began to open slowly, I did not become
-instantly on the alert. Perhaps it was some sound, barely audible,
-that aroused me from my torpor and set my blood tingling with
-anticipation. Perhaps it was the way the door was opening. An
-honest draught does not move a door furtively, in jerks.
-
-I sat up noiseless, tense, and alert. And then, very quietly,
-somebody entered the room.
-
-There was only one person in Sanstead House who would enter a room
-like that. I was amused. The impudence of the thing tickled me. It
-seemed so foreign to Mr Fisher's usual cautious methods. This
-strolling in and helping oneself was certainly kidnapping _de
-luxe_. In the small hours I could have understood it; but at
-nine o'clock at night, with Glossop, Mr Abney and myself awake and
-liable to be met at any moment on the stairs, it was absurd. I
-marvelled at Smooth Sam's effrontery.
-
-I lay still. I imagined that, being in, he would switch on the
-electric light. He did, and I greeted him pleasantly.
-
-'And what can I do for _you_, Mr Fisher?'
-
-For a man who had learned to control himself in difficult
-situations he took the shock badly. He uttered a startled
-exclamation and spun round, open-mouthed.
-
-I could not help admiring the quickness with which he recovered
-himself. Almost immediately he was the suave, chatty Sam Fisher
-who had unbosomed his theories and dreams to me in the train to
-London.
-
-'I quit,' he said pleasantly. 'The episode is closed. I am a man
-of peace, and I take it that you would not keep on lying quietly
-on that bed while I went into the other room and abstracted our
-young friend? Unless you have changed your mind again, would a
-fifty-fifty offer tempt you?'
-
-'Not an inch.'
-
-'Just so. I merely asked.'
-
-'And how about Mr Abney, in any case? Suppose we met him on the
-stairs?'
-
-'We should not meet him on the stairs,' said Sam confidently. 'You
-did not take coffee tonight, I gather?'
-
-'I didn't--no. Why?'
-
-He jerked his head resignedly.
-
-'Can you beat it! I ask you, young man, could I have foreseen
-that, after drinking coffee every night regularly for two months,
-you would pass it up tonight of all nights? You certainly are my
-jinx, sonny. You have hung the Indian sign on me all right.'
-
-His words had brought light to me.
-
-'Did you drug the coffee?'
-
-'Did I! I fixed it so that one sip would have an insomnia patient
-in dreamland before he had time to say "Good night". That stuff
-Rip Van Winkle drank had nothing on my coffee. And all wasted!
-Well, well!'
-
-He turned towards the door.
-
-'Shall I leave the light on, or would you prefer it off?'
-
-'On please. I might fall asleep in the dark.'
-
-'Not you! And, if you did, you would dream that I was there, and
-wake up. There are moments, young man, when you bring me pretty
-near to quitting and taking to honest work.'
-
-He paused.
-
-'But not altogether. I have still a shot or two in my locker. We
-shall see what we shall see. I am not dead yet. Wait!'
-
-'I will, and some day, when I am walking along Piccadilly, a
-passing automobile will splash me with mud. A heavily furred
-plutocrat will stare haughtily at me from the tonneau, and with a
-start of surprise I shall recognize--'
-
-'Stranger things have happened. Be flip while you can, sonny. You
-win so far, but this hoodoo of mine can't last for ever.'
-
-He passed from the room with a certain sad dignity. A moment later
-he reappeared.
-
-'A thought strikes me,' he said. 'The fifty-fifty proposition does
-not impress you. Would it make things easier if I were to offer my
-cooperation for a mere quarter of the profit?'
-
-'Not in the least.'
-
-'It's a handsome offer.'
-
-'Wonderfully. I'm afraid I'm not dealing on any terms.'
-
-He left the room, only to return once more. His head appeared,
-staring at me round the door, in a disembodied way, like the
-Cheshire Cat.
-
-'You won't say later on I didn't give you your chance?' he said
-anxiously.
-
-He vanished again, permanently this time. I heard his steps
-passing down the stairs.
-
-
-II
-
-We had now arrived at the last week of term, at the last days of
-the last week. The holiday spirit was abroad in the school. Among
-the boys it took the form of increased disorderliness. Boys who
-had hitherto only made Glossop bellow now made him perspire and
-tear his hair as well. Boys who had merely spilt ink now broke
-windows. The Little Nugget abandoned cigarettes in favour of an
-old clay pipe which he had found in the stables.
-
-As for me, I felt like a spent swimmer who sees the shore almost
-within his reach. Audrey avoided me when she could, and was
-frigidly polite when we met. But I suffered less now. A few more
-days, and I should have done with this phase of my life for ever,
-and Audrey would once more become a memory.
-
-Complete quiescence marked the deportment of Mr Fisher during
-these days. He did not attempt to repeat his last effort. The
-coffee came to the study unmixed with alien drugs. Sam, like
-lightning, did not strike twice in the same place. He had the
-artist's soul, and disliked patching up bungled work. If he made
-another move, it would, I knew, be on entirely fresh lines.
-
-Ignoring the fact that I had had all the luck, I was inclined to
-be self-satisfied when I thought of Sam. I had pitted my wits
-against his, and I had won. It was a praiseworthy performance for
-a man who had done hitherto nothing particular in his life.
-
-If all the copybook maxims which had been drilled into me in my
-childhood and my early disaster with Audrey had not been
-sufficient, I ought to have been warned by Sam's advice not to
-take victory for granted till the fight was over. As Sam had said,
-his luck would turn sooner or later.
-
-One realizes these truths in theory, but the practical application
-of them seldom fails to come as a shock. I received mine on the
-last morning but one of the term.
-
-Shortly after breakfast a message was brought to me that Mr Abney
-would like to see me in his study. I went without any sense of
-disaster to come. Most of the business of the school was discussed
-in the study after breakfast, and I imagined that the matter had
-to do with some detail of the morrow's exodus.
-
-I found Mr Abney pacing the room, a look of annoyance on his face.
-At the desk, her back to me, Audrey was writing. It was part of
-her work to take charge of the business correspondence of the
-establishment. She did not look round when I came in, nor when Mr
-Abney spoke my name, but went on writing as if I did not exist.
-
-There was a touch of embarrassment in Mr Abney's manner, for which
-I could not at first account. He was stately, but with the rather
-defensive stateliness which marked his announcements that he was
-about to pop up to London and leave me to do his work. He coughed
-once or twice before proceeding to the business of the moment.
-
-'Ah, Mr Burns,' he said at length, 'might I ask if your plans for
-the holidays, the--ah--earlier part of the holidays are settled?
-No? ah--excellent.'
-
-He produced a letter from the heap of papers on the desk.
-
-'Ah--excellent. That simplifies matters considerably. I have no
-right to ask what I am about to--ah--in fact ask. I have no claim
-on your time in the holidays. But, in the circumstances, perhaps
-you may see your way to doing me a considerable service. I have
-received a letter from Mr Elmer Ford which puts me in a position
-of some difficulty. It is not my wish--indeed, it is foreign to my
-policy--to disoblige the parents of the boys who are entrusted to
-my--ah--care, and I should like, if possible, to do what Mr Ford
-asks. It appears that certain business matters call him to the
-north of England for a few days, this rendering it impossible for
-him to receive little Ogden tomorrow. It is not my custom to
-criticize parents who have paid me the compliment of placing their
-sons at the most malleable and important period of their lives, in
-my--ah--charge, but I must say that a little longer notice would
-have been a--in fact, a convenience. But Mr Ford, like so many of
-his countrymen, is what I believe is called a hustler. He does it
-now, as the expression is. In short, he wishes to leave little
-Ogden at the school for the first few days of the holidays, and I
-should be extremely obliged, Mr Burns, if you should find it
-possible to stay here and--ah--look after him.'
-
-Audrey stopped writing and turned in her chair, the first
-intimation she had given that she had heard Mr Abney's remarks.
-
-'It really won't be necessary to trouble Mr Burns,' she said,
-without looking at me. 'I can take care of Ogden very well by
-myself.'
-
-'In the case of an--ah--ordinary boy, Mrs Sheridan, I should not
-hesitate to leave you in sole charge as you have very kindly
-offered to stay and help me in this matter. But we must recollect
-not only--I speak frankly--not only the peculiar--ah--disposition
-of this particular lad, but also the fact that those ruffians who
-visited the house that night may possibly seize the opportunity to
-make a fresh attack. I should not feel--ah--justified in
-thrusting so heavy a responsibility upon you.'
-
-There was reason in what he said. Audrey made no reply. I heard
-her pen tapping on the desk and deduced her feelings. I, myself,
-felt like a prisoner who, having filed through the bars of his
-cell, is removed to another on the eve of escape. I had so braced
-myself up to endure till the end of term and no longer that this
-postponement of the day of release had a crushing effect.
-
-Mr Abney coughed and lowered his voice confidentially.
-
-'I would stay myself, but the fact is, I am called to London on
-very urgent business, and shall be unable to return for a day or
-so. My late pupil, the--ah--the Earl of Buxton, has been--I can
-rely on your discretion, Mr Burns--has been in trouble with the
-authorities at Eton, and his guardian, an old college friend of
-mine--the--in fact, the Duke of Bessborough, who, rightly or wrongly,
-places--er--considerable reliance on my advice, is anxious to consult
-me on the matter. I shall return as soon as possible, but you will
-readily understand that, in the circumstances, my time will not be my
-own. I must place myself unreservedly at--ah--Bessborough's disposal.'
-
-He pressed the bell.
-
-'In the event of your observing any suspicious characters in
-the neighbourhood, you have the telephone and can instantly
-communicate with the police. And you will have the assistance of--'
-
-The door opened and Smooth Sam Fisher entered.
-
-'You rang, sir?'
-
-'Ah! Come in, White, and close the door. I have something to say
-to you. I have just been informing Mr Burns that Mr Ford has
-written asking me to allow his son to stay on at the school for
-the first few days of the vacation.'
-
-He turned to Audrey.
-
-'You will doubtless be surprised, Mrs Sheridan, and possibly--ah--
-somewhat startled, to learn the peculiar nature of White's position
-at Sanstead House. You have no objection to my informing Mrs Sheridan,
-White, in consideration of the fact that you will be working together
-in this matter? Just so. White is a detective in the employment of
-Pinkerton's Agency. Mr Ford'--a slight frown appeared on his lofty
-brow--'Mr Ford obtained his present situation for him in order that
-he might protect his son in the event of--ah--in fact, any attempt
-to remove him.'
-
-I saw Audrey start. A quick flush came into her face. She uttered
-a little exclamation of astonishment.
-
-'Just so,' said Mr Abney, by way of comment on this. 'You are
-naturally surprised. The whole arrangement is excessively unusual,
-and, I may say--ah--disturbing. However, you have your duty to
-fulfil to your employer, White, and you will, of course, remain
-here with the boy.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-I found myself looking into a bright brown eye that gleamed with
-genial triumph. The other was closed. In the exuberance of the
-moment, Smooth Sam had had the bad taste to wink at me.
-
-'You will have Mr Burns to help you, White. He has kindly
-consented to postpone his departure during the short period in
-which I shall be compelled to be absent.'
-
-I had no recollection of having given any kind consent, but I was
-very willing to have it assumed, and I was glad to see that Mr
-Fisher, though Mr Abney did not observe it, was visibly taken
-aback by this piece of information. But he made one of his swift
-recoveries.
-
-'It is very kind of Mr Burns,' he said in his fruitiest voice,
-'but I hardly think it will be necessary to put him to the
-inconvenience of altering his plans. I am sure that Mr Ford would
-prefer the entire charge of the affair to be in my hands.'
-
-He had not chosen a happy moment for the introduction of the
-millionaire's name. Mr Abney was a man of method, who hated any
-dislocation of the fixed routine of life; and Mr Ford's letter had
-upset him. The Ford family, father and son, were just then
-extremely unpopular with him.
-
-He crushed Sam.
-
-'What Mr Ford would or would not prefer is, in this particular
-matter, beside the point. The responsibility for the boy, while he
-remains on the school premises, is--ah--mine, and I shall take
-such precautions as seem fit and adequate to--him--myself,
-irrespective of those which, in your opinion, might suggest
-themselves to Mr Ford. As I cannot be here myself, owing
-to--ah--urgent business in London, I shall certainly take
-advantage of Mr Burns's kind offer to remain as my deputy.'
-
-He paused and blew his nose, his invariable custom after these
-occasional outbursts of his. Sam had not wilted beneath the storm.
-He waited, unmoved, till all was over:
-
-'I am afraid I shall have to be more explicit,' he said: 'I had
-hoped to avoid scandal and unpleasantness, but I see it is
-impossible.'
-
-Mr Abney's astonished face emerged slowly from behind his
-handkerchief.
-
-'I quite agree with you, sir, that somebody should be here to help
-me look after the boy, but not Mr Burns. I am sorry to have to say
-it, but I do not trust Mr Burns.'
-
-Mr Abney's look of astonishment deepened. I, too, was surprised.
-It was so unlike Sam to fling away his chances on a blundering
-attack like this.
-
-'What do you mean?' demanded Mr Abney.
-
-'Mr Burns is after the boy himself. He came to kidnap him.'
-
-Mr Abney, as he had every excuse for doing, grunted with
-amazement. I achieved the ringing laugh of amused innocence. It
-was beyond me to fathom Sam's mind. He could not suppose that any
-credence would be given to his wild assertion. It seemed to me
-that disappointment had caused him momentarily to lose his head.
-
-'Are you mad, White?'
-
-'No, sir. I can prove what I say. If I had not gone to London with
-him that last time, he'd have got away with the boy then, for
-certain.'
-
-For an instant an uneasy thought came to me that he might have
-something in reserve, something unknown to me, which had
-encouraged him to this direct attack. I dismissed the notion.
-There could be nothing.
-
-Mr Abney had turned to me with a look of hopeless bewilderment. I
-raised my eyebrows.
-
-'Ridiculous,' I said.
-
-That this was the only comment seemed to be Mr Abney's view. He
-turned on Sam with the pettish anger of the mild man.
-
-'What do you _mean_, White, by coming to me with such a
-preposterous story?'
-
-'I don't say Mr Burns wished to kidnap the boy in the ordinary
-way,' said Sam imperturbably, 'like those men who came that night.
-He had a special reason. Mr and Mrs Ford, as of course you know,
-sir, are divorced. Mr Burns was trying to get the boy away and
-take him back to his mother.'
-
-I heard Audrey give a little gasp. Mr Abney's anger became
-modified by a touch of doubt. I could see that these words, by
-lifting the accusation from the wholly absurd to the somewhat
-plausible, had impressed him. Once again I was gripped by the
-uneasy feeling that Sam had an unsuspected card to play. This
-might be bluff, but it had a sinister ring.
-
-'You might say,' went on Sam smoothly, 'that this was creditable
-to Mr Burns's heart. But, from my employer's viewpoint and yours,
-too, it was a chivalrous impulse that needed to be checked. Will
-you please read this, sir?'
-
-He handed a letter to Mr Abney, who adjusted his glasses and began
-to read--at first in a detached, judicial way, then with startled
-eagerness.
-
-'I felt it necessary to search among Mr Burns's papers, sir, in
-the hope of finding--'
-
-And then I knew what he had found. From the first the blue-grey
-notepaper had had a familiar look. I recognized it now. It was
-Cynthia's letter, that damning document which I had been mad
-enough to read to him in London. His prediction that the luck
-would change had come amazingly true.
-
-I caught Sam's eye. For the second time he was unfeeling enough to
-wink. It was a rich, comprehensive wink, as expressive and joyous
-as a college yell.
-
-Mr Abney had absorbed the letter and was struggling for speech. I
-could appreciate his emotion. If he had not actually been
-nurturing a viper in his bosom, he had come, from his point of
-view, very near it. Of all men, a schoolmaster necessarily looks
-with the heartiest dislike on the would-be kidnapper.
-
-As for me, my mind was in a whirl. I was entirely without a plan,
-without the very beginnings of a plan, to help me cope with this
-appalling situation. I was crushed by a sense of the utter
-helplessness of my position. To denounce Sam was impossible; to
-explain my comparative innocence was equally out of the question.
-The suddenness of the onslaught had deprived me of the power of
-coherent thought. I was routed.
-
-Mr Abney was speaking.
-
-'Is your name Peter, Mr Burns?'
-
-I nodded. Speech was beyond me.
-
-'This letter is written by--ah--by a lady. It asks you in set
-terms to--ah--hasten to kidnap Ogden Ford. Do you wish me to read
-it to you? Or do you confess to knowing its contents?'
-
-He waited for a reply. I had none to make.
-
-'You do not deny that you came to Sanstead House for the
-deliberate purpose of kidnapping Ogden Ford?'
-
-I had nothing to say. I caught a glimpse of Audrey's face, cold
-and hard, and shifted my eyes quickly. Mr Abney gulped. His face
-wore the reproachful expression of a cod-fish when jerked out of
-the water on the end of a line. He stared at me with pained
-repulsion. That scoundrelly old buccaneer Sam did the same. He
-looked like a shocked bishop.
-
-'I--ah--trusted you implicitly,' said Mr Abney.
-
-Sam wagged his head at me reproachfully. With a flicker of spirit
-I glared at him. He only wagged the more.
-
-It was, I think, the blackest moment of my life. A wild desire for
-escape on any terms surged over me. That look on Audrey's face was
-biting into my brain like an acid.
-
-'I will go and pack,' I said.
-
-'This is the end of all things,' I said to myself.
-
-I had suspended my packing in order to sit on my bed and brood. I
-was utterly depressed. There are crises in a man's life when
-Reason fails to bring the slightest consolation. In vain I tried
-to tell myself that what had happened was, in essence, precisely
-what, twenty-four hours ago, I was so eager to bring about. It
-amounted to this, that now, at last, Audrey had definitely gone
-out of my life. From now on I could have no relations with her of
-any sort. Was not this exactly what, twenty-four hours ago, I had
-wished? Twenty-four hours ago had I not said to myself that I
-would go away and never see her again? Undoubtedly. Nevertheless,
-I sat there and groaned in spirit.
-
-It was the end of all things.
-
-A mild voice interrupted my meditations.
-
-'Can I help?'
-
-Sam was standing in the doorway, beaming on me with invincible
-good-humour.
-
-'You are handling them wrong. Allow me. A moment more and you
-would have ruined the crease.'
-
-I became aware of a pair of trousers hanging limply in my grasp.
-He took them from me, and, folding them neatly, placed them in my
-trunk.
-
-'Don't get all worked up about it, sonny,' he said. 'It's the
-fortune of war. Besides, what does it matter to you? Judging by
-that very snug apartment in London, you have quite enough money
-for a young man. Losing your job here won't break you. And, if
-you're worrying about Mrs Ford and her feelings, don't! I guess
-she's probably forgotten all about the Nugget by this time. So
-cheer up. _You're_ all right!'
-
-He stretched out a hand to pat me on the shoulder, then thought
-better of it and drew it back.
-
-'Think of _my_ happiness, if you want something to make you
-feel good. Believe me, young man, it's _some_. I could sing!
-Gee, when I think that it's all plain sailing now and no more
-troubles, I could dance! You don't know what it means to me,
-putting through this deal. I wish you knew Mary! That's her name.
-You must come and visit us, sonny, when we're fixed up in the
-home. There'll always be a knife and fork for _you_. We'll
-make you one of the family! Lord! I can see the place as plain as
-I can see you. Nice frame house with a good porch.... Me in a
-rocker in my shirt-sleeves, smoking a cigar and reading the
-baseball news; Mary in another rocker, mending my socks and
-nursing the cat! We'll sure have a cat. Two cats. I like cats. And
-a goat in the front garden. Say, it'll be _great!_'
-
-And on the word, emotion overcoming prudence, he brought his fat
-hand down with a resounding smack on my bowed shoulders.
-
-There is a limit. I bounded to my feet.
-
-'Get out!' I yelped. 'Get out of here!'
-
-'Sure,' he replied agreeably. He rose without haste and regarded
-me compassionately. 'Cheer up, son! Be a sport!'
-
-There are moments when the best of men become melodramatic. I
-offer this as excuse for my next observation.
-
-Clenching my fists and glaring at him, I cried, 'I'll foil you
-yet, you hound!'
-
-Some people have no soul for the dramatic. He smiled tolerantly.
-
-'Sure,' he said. 'Anything you like, Desperate Desmond. Enjoy
-yourself!'
-
-And he left me.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 13
-
-
-I evacuated Sanstead House unostentatiously, setting off on foot
-down the long drive. My luggage, I gathered, was to follow me to
-the station in a cart. I was thankful to Providence for the small
-mercy that the boys were in their classrooms and consequently
-unable to ask me questions. Augustus Beckford alone would have
-handled the subject of my premature exit in a manner calculated to
-bleach my hair.
-
-It was a wonderful morning. The sky was an unclouded blue, and a
-fresh breeze was blowing in from the sea. I think that something
-of the exhilaration of approaching spring must have stirred me,
-for quite suddenly the dull depression with which I had started my
-walk left me, and I found myself alert and full of schemes.
-
-Why should I feebly withdraw from the struggle? Why should I give
-in to Smooth Sam in this tame way? The memory of that wink came
-back to me with a tonic effect. I would show him that I was still
-a factor in the game. If the house was closed to me, was there not
-the 'Feathers'? I could lie in hiding there, and observe his
-movements unseen.
-
-I stopped on reaching the inn, and was on the point of entering
-and taking up my position at once, when it occurred to me that
-this would be a false move. It was possible that Sam would not
-take my departure for granted so readily as I assumed. It was
-Sam's way to do a thing thoroughly, and the probability was that,
-if he did not actually come to see me off, he would at least make
-inquiries at the station to find out if I had gone. I walked on.
-
-He was not at the station. Nor did he arrive in the cart with my
-trunk. But I was resolved to risk nothing. I bought a ticket for
-London, and boarded the London train. It had been my intention to
-leave it at Guildford and catch an afternoon train back to
-Stanstead; but it seemed to me, on reflection, that this was
-unnecessary. There was no likelihood of Sam making any move in the
-matter of the Nugget until the following day. I could take my time
-about returning.
-
-I spent the night in London, and arrived at Sanstead by an early
-morning train with a suit-case containing, among other things, a
-Browning pistol. I was a little ashamed of this purchase. To the
-Buck MacGinnis type of man, I suppose, a pistol is as commonplace
-a possession as a pair of shoes, but I blushed as I entered the
-gun-shop. If it had been Buck with whom I was about to deal, I
-should have felt less self-conscious. But there was something
-about Sam which made pistols ridiculous.
-
-My first act, after engaging a room at the inn and leaving my
-suit-case, was to walk to the school. Before doing anything else,
-I felt I must see Audrey and tell her the facts in the case of
-Smooth Sam. If she were on her guard, my assistance might not be
-needed. But her present state of trust in him was fatal.
-
-A school, when the boys are away, is a lonely place. The deserted
-air of the grounds, as I slipped cautiously through the trees, was
-almost eerie. A stillness brooded over everything, as if the place
-had been laid under a spell. Never before had I been so impressed
-with the isolation of Sanstead House. Anything might happen in
-this lonely spot, and the world would go on its way in ignorance.
-It was with quite distinct relief that, as I drew nearer the
-house, I caught sight of the wire of the telephone among the trees
-above my head. It had a practical, comforting look.
-
-A tradesman's cart rattled up the drive and disappeared round the
-side of the house. This reminder, also, of the outside world was
-pleasant. But I could not rid myself of the feeling that the
-atmosphere of the place was sinister. I attributed it to the fact
-that I was a spy in an enemy's country. I had to see without being
-seen. I did not imagine that Johnson, grocer, who had just passed
-in his cart, found anything wrong with the atmosphere. It was
-created for me by my own furtive attitude.
-
-Of Audrey and Ogden there were no signs. That they were out
-somewhere in the grounds this mellow spring morning I took for
-granted; but I could not make an extended search. Already I had
-come nearer to the house than was prudent.
-
-My eye caught the telephone wire again and an idea came to me. I
-would call her up from the inn and ask her to meet me. There was
-the risk that the call would be answered by Smooth Sam, but it was
-not great. Sam, unless he had thrown off his role of butler
-completely--which would be unlike the artist that he was--would be
-in the housekeeper's room, and the ringing of the telephone, which
-was in the study, would not penetrate to him.
-
-I chose a moment when dinner was likely to be over and Audrey
-might be expected to be in the drawing-room.
-
-I had deduced her movements correctly. It was her voice that
-answered the call.
-
-'This is Peter Burns speaking.'
-
-There was a perceptible pause before she replied. When she did,
-her voice was cold.
-
-'Yes?'
-
-'I want to speak to you on a matter of urgent importance.'
-
-'Well?'
-
-'I can't do it through the telephone. Will you meet me in half an
-hour's time at the gate?'
-
-'Where are you speaking from?'
-
-'The "Feathers". I am staying there.'
-
-'I thought you were in London.'
-
-'I came back. Will you meet me?'
-
-She hesitated.
-
-'Why?'
-
-'Because I have something important to say to you--important to
-you.'
-
-There was another pause.
-
-'Very well.'
-
-'In half an hour, then. Is Ogden Ford in bed?'
-
-'Yes.'
-
-'Is his door locked?'
-
-'No.'
-
-'Then lock it and bring the key with you.'
-
-'Why?'
-
-'I will tell you when we meet.'
-
-'I will bring it.'
-
-'Thank you. Good-bye.'
-
-I hung up the receiver and set out at once for the school.
-
-She was waiting in the road, a small, indistinct figure in the
-darkness.
-
-'Is that you--Peter?'
-
-Her voice had hesitated at the name, as if at some obstacle. It
-was a trivial thing, but, in my present mood, it stung me.
-
-'I'm afraid I'm late. I won't keep you long. Shall we walk down
-the road? You may not have been followed, but it is as well to be
-on the safe side.'
-
-'Followed? I don't understand.'
-
-We walked a few paces and halted.
-
-'Who would follow me?'
-
-'A very eminent person of the name of Smooth Sam Fisher.'
-
-'Smooth Sam Fisher?'
-
-'Better known to you as White.'
-
-'I don't understand.'
-
-'I should be surprised if you did. I asked you to meet me here so
-that I could make you understand. The man who poses as a
-Pinkerton's detective, and is staying in the house to help you
-take care of Ogden Ford, is Smooth Sam Fisher, a professional
-kidnapper.'
-
-'But--but--'
-
-'But what proof have I? Was that what you were going to say? None.
-But I had the information from the man himself. He told me in the
-train that night going to London.'
-
-She spoke quickly. I knew from her tone that she thought she had
-detected a flaw in my story.
-
-'Why did he tell you?'
-
-'Because he needed me as an accomplice. He wanted my help. It was
-I who got Ogden away that day. Sam overheard me giving money and
-directions to him, telling him how to get away from the school and
-where to go, and he gathered--correctly--that I was in the same
-line of business as himself. He suggested a partnership which I
-was unable to accept.'
-
-'Why?'
-
-'Our objects were different. My motive in kidnapping Ogden was not
-to extract a ransom.'
-
-She blazed out at me in an absolutely unexpected manner. Till now
-she had listened so calmly and asked her questions with such a
-notable absence of emotion that the outburst overwhelmed me.
-
-'Oh, I know what your motive was. There is no need to explain
-that. Isn't there any depth to which a man who thinks himself in
-love won't stoop? I suppose you told yourself you were doing
-something noble and chivalrous? A woman of her sort can trick a
-man into whatever meanness she pleases, and, just because she asks
-him, he thinks himself a kind of knight-errant. I suppose she
-told you that he had ill-treated her and didn't appreciate her
-higher self, and all that sort of thing? She looked at you with
-those big brown eyes of hers--I can see her--and drooped, and
-cried, till you were ready to do anything she asked you.'
-
-'Whom do you mean?'
-
-'Mrs Ford, of course. The woman who sent you here to steal Ogden.
-The woman who wrote you that letter.'
-
-'She did not write that letter. But never mind that. The reason
-why I wanted you to come here was to warn you against Sam Fisher.
-That was all. If there is any way in which I can help you, send
-for me. If you like, I will come and stay at the house till Mr
-Abney returns.'
-
-Before the words were out of my mouth, I saw that I had made a
-mistake. The balance of her mind was poised between suspicion and
-belief, and my offer turned the scale.
-
-'No, thank you,' she said curtly.
-
-'You don't trust me?'
-
-'Why should I? White may or may not be Sam Fisher. I shall be on
-my guard, and I thank you for telling me. But why should I trust
-you? It all hangs together. You told me you were engaged to be
-married. You come here on an errand which no man would undertake
-except for a woman, and a woman with whom he was very much in
-love. There is that letter, imploring you to steal the boy. I know
-what a man will do for a woman he is fond of. Why should I trust
-you?'
-
-'There is this. You forget that I had the opportunity to steal
-Ogden if I had wanted to. I had got him away to London. But I
-brought him back. I did it because you had told me what it meant
-to you.'
-
-She hesitated, but only for an instant. Suspicion was too strong
-for her.
-
-'I don't believe you. You brought him back because this man whom
-you call Fisher got to know of your plans. Why should you have
-done it because of me? Why should you have put my interests before
-Mrs Ford's? I am nothing to you.'
-
-For a moment a mad impulse seized me to cast away all restraint,
-to pour out the unspoken words that danced like imps in my brain,
-to make her understand, whatever the cost, my feelings towards
-her. But the thought of my letter to Cynthia checked me. That
-letter had been the irrevocable step. If I was to preserve a shred
-of self-respect I must be silent.
-
-'Very well,' I said, 'good night.' And I turned to go.
-
-'Peter!'
-
-There was something in her voice which whirled me round,
-thrilling, despite my resolution.
-
-'Are you going?'
-
-Weakness would now be my undoing. I steadied myself and answered
-abruptly.
-
-'I have said all I came to say. Good night.'
-
-I turned once more and walked quickly off towards the village. I
-came near to running. I was in the mood when flight alone can save
-a man. She did not speak again, and soon I was out of danger,
-hurrying on through the friendly darkness, beyond the reach of her
-voice.
-
-The bright light from the doorway of the 'Feathers', was the only
-illumination that relieved the blackness of the Market Square. As
-I approached, a man came out and stopped in the entrance to light
-a cigar. His back was turned towards me as he crouched to protect
-the match from the breeze, but something in his appearance seemed
-familiar.
-
-I had only a glimpse of him as he straightened himself and walked
-out of the pool of light into the Square, but it was enough.
-
-It was my much-enduring acquaintance, Mr Buck MacGinnis.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 14
-
-
-I
-
-At the receipt of custom behind the bar sat Miss Benjafield,
-stately as ever, relaxing her massive mind over a penny novelette.
-
-'Who was the man who just left, Miss Benjafield?' I asked.
-
-She marked the place with a shapely thumb and looked up.
-
-'The man? Oh, _him_! He's--why, weren't you in here, Mr Burns,
-one evening in January when--'
-
-'That American?'
-
-'That's him. What he's doing here I don't know. He disappeared
-quite a while back, and I haven't seen him since. _Nor_ want.
-Tonight up he turns again like a bad ha'penny. I'd like to know
-what he's after. No good, if you ask _me_.'
-
-Miss Benjafield's prejudices did not easily dissolve. She prided
-herself, as she frequently observed, on knowing her own mind.
-
-'Is he staying here?'
-
-'Not at the "Feathers". We're particular who we have here.'
-
-I thanked her for the implied compliment, ordered beer for the
-good of the house, and, lighting a pipe, sat down to meditate on
-this new development.
-
-The vultures were gathered together with a vengeance. Sam within,
-Buck without, it was quite like old times, with the difference
-that now, I, too, was on the wrong side of the school door.
-
-It was not hard to account for Buck's reappearance. He would, of
-course, have made it his business to get early information of Mr
-Ford's movements. It would be easy for him to discover that the
-millionaire had been called away to the north and that the Nugget
-was still an inmate of Sanstead House. And here he was preparing
-for the grand attack.
-
-I had been premature in removing Buck's name from the list of
-active combatants. Broken legs mend. I ought to have remembered
-that.
-
-His presence on the scene made, I perceived, a vast difference to
-my plan of campaign. It was at this point that my purchase of the
-Browning pistol lost its absurdity and appeared in the light of an
-acute strategic move. With Sam the only menace, I had been
-prepared to play a purely waiting game, watching proceedings from
-afar, ready to give my help if necessary. To check Buck, more
-strenuous methods were called for.
-
-My mind was made up. With Buck, that stout disciple of the frontal
-attack, in the field, there was only one place for me. I must get
-into Sanstead House and stay there on guard.
-
-Did he intend to make an offensive movement tonight? That was the
-question which occupied my mind. From the point of view of an
-opponent, there was this merit about Mr MacGinnis, that he was
-not subtle. He could be counted on with fair certainty to do
-the direct thing. Sooner or later he would make another of his
-vigorous frontal attacks upon the stronghold. The only point to be
-decided was whether he would make it that night. Would professional
-zeal cause him to omit his beauty sleep?
-
-I did not relish the idea of spending the night patrolling the
-grounds, but it was imperative that the house be protected. Then
-it occurred to me that the man for the vigil was Smooth Sam. If
-the arrival of Mr MacGinnis had complicated matters in one way, it
-had simplified them in another, for there was no more need for the
-secrecy which had been, till now, the basis of my plan of action.
-Buck's arrival made it possible for me to come out and fight in
-the open, instead of brooding over Sanstead House from afar like a
-Providence. Tomorrow I proposed to turn Sam out. Tonight I would use
-him. The thing had resolved itself into a triangular tournament,
-and Sam and Buck should play the first game.
-
-Once more I called up the house on the telephone. There was a long
-delay before a reply came. It was Mr Fisher's voice that spoke.
-Audrey, apparently, had not returned to the house immediately
-after leaving me.
-
-'Hullo!' said Sam.
-
-'Good evening, Mr Fisher.'
-
-'Gee! Is that you, young fellow-me-lad? Are you speaking from
-London?'
-
-'No. I am at the "Feathers".'
-
-He chuckled richly.
-
-'Can't tear yourself away? Hat still in the ring? Say, what's the
-use? Why not turn it up, sonny? You're only wasting your time.'
-
-'Do you sleep lightly, Mr Fisher?'
-
-'I don't get you.'
-
-'You had better do so tonight. Buck MacGinnis is back again.'
-
-There was silence at the other end of the wire. Then I heard him
-swear softly. The significance of the information had not been
-lost on Mr Fisher.
-
-'Is that straight?'
-
-'It is.'
-
-'You're not stringing me?'
-
-'Certainly not.'
-
-'You're sure it was Buck?'
-
-'Is Buck's the sort of face one forgets?'
-
-He swore again.
-
-'You seem disturbed,' I said.
-
-'Where did you see him?' asked Sam.
-
-'Coming out of the "Feathers", looking very fierce and determined.
-The Berserk blood of the MacGinnises is up. He's going to do or
-die. I'm afraid this means an all-night sitting for you, Mr
-Fisher.'
-
-'I thought you had put him out of business!'
-
-There was a somewhat querulous note in his voice.
-
-'Only temporarily. I did my best, but he wasn't even limping when
-I saw him.'
-
-He did not speak for a moment. I gathered that he was pondering
-over the new development.
-
-'Thanks for tipping me off, sonny. It's a thing worth knowing. Why
-did you do it?'
-
-'Because I love you, Samuel. Good night.'
-
-I rose late and breakfasted at my leisure. The peace of the
-English country inn enveloped me as I tilted back my chair and
-smoked the first pipe of the morning. It was a day to hearten a
-man for great deeds, one of those days of premature summer which
-comes sometimes to help us bear the chill winds of early spring.
-The sun streamed in through the open window. In the yard below
-fowls made their soothing music. The thought of violence seemed
-very alien to such a morning.
-
-I strolled out into the Square. I was in no hurry to end this
-interlude of peace and embark on what, for all practical purposes,
-would be a siege.
-
-After lunch, I decided, would be time enough to begin active
-campaigning.
-
-The clock on the church tower was striking two as I set forth,
-carrying my suit-case, on my way to the school. The light-heartedness
-of the morning still lingered with me. I was amused at the thought
-of the surprise I was about to give Mr Fisher. That wink still
-rankled.
-
-As I made my way through the grounds I saw Audrey in the distance,
-walking with the Nugget. I avoided them and went on into the
-house.
-
-About the house there was the same air of enchanted quiet which
-pervaded the grounds. Perhaps the stillness indoors was even more
-insistent. I had grown so accustomed to the never-ending noise and
-bustle of the boys' quarters that, as I crossed the silent hall, I
-had an almost guilty sense of intrusion. I felt like a burglar.
-
-Sam, the object of my visit, would, I imagined, if he were in the
-house at all, be in the housekeeper's room, a cosy little apartment
-off the passage leading to the kitchen. I decided to draw that
-first, and was rewarded, on pushing open the half-closed door, by
-the sight of a pair of black-trousered legs stretched out before me
-from the depths of a wicker-work armchair. His portly middle
-section, rising beyond like a small hill, heaved rhythmically. His
-face was covered with a silk handkerchief, from beneath which came,
-in even succession, faint and comfortable snores. It was a peaceful
-picture--the good man taking his rest; and for me it had an added
-attractiveness in that it suggested that Sam was doing by day what
-my information had prevented him from doing in the night. It had
-been some small consolation to me, as I lay trying to compose my
-anxious mind for sleep on the previous night, that Mr Fisher also
-was keeping his vigil.
-
-Pleasing as Sam was as a study in still life, pressure of business
-compelled me to stir him into activity. I prodded him gently in
-the centre of the rising territory beyond the black trousers. He
-grunted discontentedly and sat up. The handkerchief fell from his
-face, and he blinked at me, first with the dazed glassiness of the
-newly awakened, then with a 'Soul's Awakening' expression, which
-spread over his face until it melted into a friendly smile.
-
-'Hello, young man!'
-
-'Good afternoon. You seem tired.'
-
-He yawned cavernously.
-
-'Lord! What a night!'
-
-'Did Buck drop in?'
-
-'No, but I thought he had every time I heard a board creak. I
-didn't dare close my eyes for a minute. Have you ever stayed awake
-all night, waiting for the goblins that get you if you don't watch
-out? Well, take it from me it's no picnic.'
-
-His face split in another mammoth yawn. He threw his heart into
-it, as if life held no other tasks for him. Only in alligators
-have I ever seen its equal.
-
-I waited till the seismic upheaval had spent itself. Then I came
-to business.
-
-'I'm sorry you had a disturbed night, Mr Fisher. You must make up
-for it this afternoon. You will find the beds very comfortable.'
-
-'How's that?'
-
-'At the "Feathers". I should go there, if I were you. The charges
-are quite reasonable, and the food is good. You will like the
-"Feathers".'
-
-'I don't get you, sonny.'
-
-'I was trying to break it gently to you that you are about to move
-from this house. Now. At once. Take your last glimpse of the old
-home, Sam, and out into the hard world.'
-
-He looked at me inquiringly.
-
-'You seem to be talking, young man; words appear to be fluttering
-from you; but your meaning, if any, escapes me.'
-
-'My meaning is that I am about to turn you out. I am coming back
-here, and there is not room for both of us. So, if you do not see
-your way to going quietly, I shall take you by the back of the
-neck and run you out. Do I make myself fairly clear now?'
-
-He permitted himself a rich chuckle.
-
-'You have gall, young man. Well, I hate to seem unfriendly. I like
-you, sonny. You amuse me--but there are moments when one wants to
-be alone. I have a whole heap of arrears of sleep to make up. Trot
-along, kiddo, and quit disturbing uncle. Tie a string to yourself
-and disappear. Bye-bye.'
-
-The wicker-work creaked as he settled his stout body. He picked up
-the handkerchief.
-
-'Mr Fisher,' I said, 'I have no wish to propel your grey hairs at
-a rapid run down the drive, so I will explain further. I am
-physically stronger than you. I mean to turn you out. How can you
-prevent it? Mr Abney is away. You can't appeal to him. The police
-are at the end of the telephone, but you can't appeal to them. So
-what _can_ you do, except go? Do you get me now?'
-
-He regarded the situation in thoughtful silence. He allowed no
-emotion to find expression in his face, but I knew that the
-significance of my remarks had sunk in. I could almost follow his
-mind as he tested my position point by point and found it
-impregnable.
-
-When he spoke it was to accept defeat jauntily.
-
-'You _are_ my jinx, young man. I said it all along. You're
-really set on my going? Say no more. I'll go. After all, it's
-quiet at the inn, and what more does a man want at my time of
-life?'
-
-I went out into the garden to interview Audrey.
-
-She was walking up and down on the tennis-lawn. The Nugget,
-lounging in a deck-chair, appeared to be asleep.
-
-She caught sight of me as I came out from the belt of trees, and
-stopped. I had the trying experience of walking across open
-country under hostile observation.
-
-The routing of Sam had left me alert and self-confident. I felt no
-embarrassment. I greeted her briskly.
-
-'Good afternoon. I have been talking to Sam Fisher. If you wait,
-you will see him passing away down the drive. He is leaving the
-house. I am coming back.'
-
-'Coming back?'
-
-She spoke incredulously, or, rather, as if my words had conveyed
-no meaning. It was so that Sam had spoken. Her mind, like his,
-took time to adjust itself to the unexpected.
-
-She seemed to awake to my meaning with a start.
-
-'Coming back?' Her eyes widened. The flush deepened on her cheeks.
-'But I told you--'
-
-'I know what you told me. You said you did not trust me. It
-doesn't matter. I am coming back whether you trust me or not. This
-house is under martial law, and I am in command. The situation has
-changed since I spoke to you last night. Last night I was ready to
-let you have your way. I intended to keep an eye on things from
-the inn. But it's different now. It is not a case of Sam Fisher
-any longer. You could have managed Sam. It's Buck MacGinnis now,
-the man who came that night in the automobile. I saw him in the
-village after I left you. He's dangerous.'
-
-She looked away, past me, in the direction of the drive. I
-followed her gaze. A stout figure, carrying a suit-case, was
-moving slowly down it.
-
-I smiled. Her eyes met mine, and I saw the anger that had been
-lying at the back of them flash out. Her chin went up with the old
-defiant tilt. I was sorry I had smiled. It was my old fault, the
-complacency that would not be hidden.
-
-'I don't believe you!' she cried. 'I don't trust you!'
-
-It is curious how one's motive for embarking on a course of
-conduct changes or disappears altogether as the action develops.
-Once started on an enterprise it is as if one proceeded with it
-automatically, irrespective of one's original motives. I had begun
-what I might call the second phase of this matter of the Little
-Nugget, the abandoning of Cynthia's cause in favour of Audrey's,
-with a clear idea of why I was doing it. I had set myself to
-resist the various forces which were trying to take Ogden from
-Audrey, for one simple reason, because I loved Audrey and wished
-to help her. That motive, if it still existed at all, did so only
-in the form of abstract chivalry. My personal feelings towards her
-seemed to have undergone a complete change, dating from our
-parting in the road the night before. I found myself now meeting
-hostility with hostility. I looked at her critically and told
-myself that her spell was broken at last, that, if she disliked
-me, I was at least indifferent to her.
-
-And yet, despite my altered feelings, my determination to help her
-never wavered. The guarding of Ogden might be--primarily--no
-business of mine, but I had adopted it as my business.
-
-'I don't ask you to trust me,' I said. 'We have settled all that.
-There's no need to go over old ground. Think what you please about
-this. I've made up my mind.'
-
-'If you mean to stay, I suppose I can't prevent you.'
-
-'Exactly.'
-
-Sam appeared again in a gap in the trees, walking slowly and
-pensively, as one retreating from his Moscow. Her eyes followed
-him till he was out of sight.
-
-'If you like,' I said bitterly, 'you may put what I am doing down
-to professional rivalry. If I am in love with Mrs Ford and am here
-to steal Ogden for her, it is natural for me to do all I can to
-prevent Buck MacGinnis getting him. There is no need for you to
-look on me as an ally because we are working together.'
-
-'We are not working together.'
-
-'We shall be in a very short time. Buck will not let another night
-go by without doing something.'
-
-'I don't believe that you saw him.'
-
-'Just as you please,' I said, and walked away. What did it matter
-to me what she believed?
-
-The day dragged on. Towards evening the weather broke suddenly,
-after the fashion of spring in England. Showers of rain drove me
-to the study.
-
-It must have been nearly ten o'clock when the telephone rang.
-
-It was Mr Fisher.
-
-'Hello, is that you, sonny?'
-
-'It is. Do you want anything?'
-
-'I want a talk with you. Business. Can I come up?'
-
-'If you wish it.'
-
-'I'll start right away.'
-
-It was some fifteen minutes later that I heard in the distance the
-engines of an automobile. The headlights gleamed through the
-trees, and presently the car swept round the bend of the drive and
-drew up at the front door. A portly figure got down and rang the
-bell. I observed these things from a window on the first floor,
-overlooking the front steps; and it was from this window that I
-spoke.
-
-'Is that you, Mr Fisher?'
-
-He backed away from the door.
-
-'Where are you?'
-
-'Is that your car?'
-
-'It belongs to a friend of mine.'
-
-'I didn't know you meant to bring a party.'
-
-'There's only three of us. Me, the chauffeur, and my friend--MacGinnis.'
-
-The possibility, indeed the probability, of Sam seeking out Buck
-and forming an alliance had occurred to me, and I was prepared for
-it. I shifted my grip on the automatic pistol in my hand.
-
-'Mr Fisher.'
-
-'Hello!'
-
-'Ask your friend MacGinnis to be good enough to step into the
-light of that lamp and drop his gun.'
-
-There was a muttered conversation. I heard Buck's voice rumbling
-like a train going under a bridge. The request did not appear to
-find favour with him. Then came an interlude of soothing speech
-from Mr Fisher. I could not distinguish the words, but I gathered
-that he was pointing out to him that, on this occasion only, the
-visit being for the purposes of parley and not of attack, pistols
-might be looked on as non-essentials. Whatever his arguments, they
-were successful, for, finally, humped as to the back and
-muttering, Buck moved into the light.
-
-'Good evening, Mr MacGinnis,' I said. 'I'm glad to see your leg is
-all right again. I won't detain you a moment. Just feel in your
-pockets and shed a few of your guns, and then you can come in out
-of the rain. To prevent any misunderstanding, I may say I have a
-gun of my own. It is trained on you now.'
-
-'I ain't got no gun.'
-
-'Come along. This is no time for airy persiflage. Out with them.'
-
-A moment's hesitation, and a small black pistol fell to the
-ground.
-
-'No more?'
-
-'Think I'm a regiment?'
-
-'I don't know what you are. Well, I'll take your word for it. You
-will come in one by one, with your hands up.'
-
-I went down and opened the door, holding my pistol in readiness
-against the unexpected.
-
-
-II
-
-Sam came first. His raised hands gave him a vaguely pontifical air
-(Bishop Blessing Pilgrims), and the kindly smile he wore
-heightened the illusion. Mr MacGinnis, who followed, suggested no
-such idea. He was muttering moodily to himself, and he eyed me
-askance.
-
-I showed them into the classroom and switched on the light. The
-air was full of many odours. Disuse seems to bring out the
-inky-chalky, appley-deal-boardy bouquet of a classroom as the
-night brings out the scent of flowers. During the term I had never
-known this classroom smell so exactly like a classroom. I made use
-of my free hand to secure and light a cigarette.
-
-Sam rose to a point of order.
-
-'Young man,' he said. I should like to remind you that we are
-here, as it were, under a flag of truce. To pull a gun on us and
-keep us holding our hands up this way is raw work. I feel sure I
-speak for my friend Mr MacGinnis.'
-
-He cocked an eye at his friend Mr MacGinnis, who seconded the
-motion by expectorating into the fireplace. I had observed at a
-previous interview his peculiar gift for laying bare his soul by
-this means of mode of expression. A man of silent habit, judged by
-the more conventional standard of words, he was almost an orator
-in expectoration.
-
-'Mr MacGinnis agrees with me,' said Sam cheerfully. 'Do we take
-them down? Have we your permission to assume Position Two of these
-Swedish exercises? All we came for was a little friendly chat
-among gentlemen, and we can talk just as well--speaking for
-myself, better--in a less strained attitude. A little rest, Mr
-Burns! A little folding of the hands? Thank you.'
-
-He did not wait for permission, nor was it necessary. Sam and the
-melodramatic atmosphere was as oil and water. It was impossible to
-blend them. I laid the pistol on the table and sat down. Buck,
-after one wistful glance at the weapon, did the same. Sam was
-already seated, and was looking so cosy and at home that I almost
-felt it remiss of me not to have provided sherry and cake for this
-pleasant gathering.
-
-'Well,' I said, 'what can I do for you?'
-
-'Let me explain,' said Sam. 'As you have, no doubt, gathered, Mr
-MacGinnis and I have gone into partnership. The Little Nugget
-Combine!'
-
-'I gathered that--well?'
-
-'Judicious partnerships are the soul of business. Mr MacGinnis and
-I have been rivals in the past, but we both saw that the moment
-had come for the genial smile, the hearty handshake, in fact, for
-an alliance. We form a strong team, sonny. My partner's speciality
-is action. I supply the strategy. Say, can't you see you're up
-against it? Why be foolish?'
-
-'You think you're certain to win?'
-
-'It's a cinch.'
-
-'Then why trouble to come here and see me?'
-
-I appeared to have put into words the smouldering thought which
-was vexing Mr MacGinnis. He burst into speech.
-
-'Ahr chee! Sure! What's de use? Didn't I tell youse? What's de use
-of wastin' time? What are we spielin' away here for? Let's get
-busy.'
-
-Sam waved a hand towards him with the air of a lecturer making a
-point.
-
-'You see! The man of action! He likes trouble. He asks for it. He
-eats it alive. Now I prefer peace. Why have a fuss when you can
-get what you want quietly? That's my motto. That's why we've come.
-It's the old proposition. We're here to buy you out. Yes, I know
-you have turned the offer down before, but things have changed.
-Your stock has fallen. In fact, instead of letting you in on
-sharing terms, we only feel justified now in offering a commission.
-For the moment you may seem to hold a strong position. You are in
-the house, and you've got the boy. But there's nothing to it really.
-We could get him in five minutes if we cared to risk having a fuss.
-But it seems to me there's no need of any fuss. We should win dead
-easy all right, if it came to trouble; but, on the other hand,
-you've a gun, and there's a chance some of us might get hurt, so
-what's the good when we can settle it quietly? How about it, sonny?'
-
-Mr MacGinnis began to rumble, preparatory to making further
-remarks on the situation, but Sam waved him down and turned his
-brown eyes inquiringly on me.
-
-'Fifteen per cent is our offer,' he said.
-
-'And to think it was once fifty-fifty!'
-
-'Strict business!'
-
-'Business? It's sweating!'
-
-'It's our limit. And it wasn't easy to make Buck here agree to
-that. He kicked like a mule.'
-
-Buck shuffled his feet and eyed me disagreeably. I suppose it is
-hard to think kindly of a man who has broken your leg. It was
-plain that, with Mr MacGinnis, bygones were by no means bygones.
-
-I rose.
-
-'Well, I'm sorry you should have had the trouble of coming here
-for nothing. Let me see you out. Single file, please.'
-
-Sam looked aggrieved.
-
-'You turn it down?'
-
-'I do.'
-
-'One moment. Let's have this thing clear. Do you realize what
-you're up against? Don't think it's only Buck and me you've got to
-tackle. All the boys are here, waiting round the corner, the same
-gang that came the other night. Be sensible, sonny. You don't
-stand a dog's chance. I shouldn't like to see you get hurt. And
-you never know what may not happen. The boys are pretty sore at
-you because of what you did that night. I shouldn't act like a
-bonehead, sonny--honest.'
-
-There was a kindly ring in his voice which rather touched me.
-Between him and me there had sprung up an odd sort of friendship.
-He meant business; but he would, I knew, be genuinely sorry if I
-came to harm. And I could see that he was quite sincere in his
-belief that I was in a tight corner and that my chances against
-the Combine were infinitesimal. I imagine that, with victory so
-apparently certain, he had had difficulty in persuading his allies
-to allow him to make his offer.
-
-But he had overlooked one thing--the telephone. That he should
-have made this mistake surprised me. If it had been Buck, I could
-have understood it. Buck's was a mind which lent itself to such
-blunders. From Sam I had expected better things, especially as the
-telephone had been so much in evidence of late. He had used it
-himself only half an hour ago.
-
-I clung to the thought of the telephone. It gave me the quiet
-satisfaction of the gambler who holds the unforeseen ace. The
-situation was in my hands. The police, I knew, had been profoundly
-stirred by Mr MacGinnis's previous raid. When I called them up, as
-I proposed to do directly the door had closed on the ambassadors,
-there would be no lack of response. It would not again be a case
-of Inspector Bones and Constable Johnson to the rescue. A great
-cloud of willing helpers would swoop to our help.
-
-With these thoughts in my mind, I answered Sam pleasantly but
-firmly.
-
-'I'm sorry I'm unpopular, but all the same--'
-
-I indicated the door.
-
-Emotion that could only be expressed in words and not through his
-usual medium welled up in Mr MacGinnis. He sprang forward with a
-snarl, falling back as my faithful automatic caught his eye.
-
-'Say, you! Listen here! You'll--'
-
-Sam, the peaceable, plucked at his elbow.
-
-'Nothing doing, Buck. Step lively.'
-
-Buck wavered, then allowed himself to be drawn away. We passed out
-of the classroom in our order of entry.
-
-An exclamation from the stairs made me look up. Audrey was leaning
-over the banisters. Her face was in the shadow, but I gathered
-from her voice that the sight of our little procession had
-startled her. I was not surprised. Buck was a distinctly startling
-spectacle, and his habit of growling to himself, as he walked,
-highly disturbing to strangers.
-
-'Good evening, Mrs Sheridan,' said Sam suavely.
-
-Audrey did not speak. She seemed fascinated by Buck.
-
-I opened the front door and they passed out. The automobile was
-still purring on the drive. Buck's pistol had disappeared. I
-supposed the chauffeur had picked it up, a surmise which was
-proved correct a few moments later, when, just as the car was
-moving off, there was a sharp crack and a bullet struck the wall
-to the right of the door. It was a random shot, and I did not
-return it. Its effect on me was to send me into the hall with a
-leap that was almost a back-somersault. Somehow, though I was
-keyed up for violence and the shooting of pistols, I had not
-expected it at just that moment, and I was disagreeably surprised
-at the shock it had given me. I slammed the door and bolted it. I
-was intensely irritated to find that my fingers were trembling.
-
-Audrey had left the stairs and was standing beside me.
-
-'They shot at me,' I said.
-
-By the light of the hall lamp I could see that she was very pale.
-
-'It missed by a mile.' My nerves had not recovered and I spoke
-abruptly. 'Don't be frightened.'
-
-'I--I was not frightened,' she said, without conviction.
-
-'I was,' I said, with conviction. 'It was too sudden for me. It's
-the sort of thing one wants to get used to gradually. I shall be
-ready for it another time.'
-
-I made for the stairs.
-
-'Where are you going?'
-
-'I'm going to call up the police-station.'
-
-'Peter.'
-
-'Yes?'
-
-'Was--was that man the one you spoke of?'
-
-'Yes, that was Buck MacGinnis. He and Sam have gone into
-partnership.'
-
-She hesitated.
-
-'I'm sorry,' she said.
-
-I was half-way up the stairs by this time. I stopped and looked
-over the banisters.
-
-'Sorry?'
-
-'I didn't believe you this afternoon.'
-
-'Oh, that's all right,' I said. I tried to make my voice
-indifferent, for I was on guard against insidious friendliness. I
-had bludgeoned my mind into an attitude of safe hostility towards
-her, and I saw the old chaos ahead if I allowed myself to abandon
-it.
-
-I went to the telephone and unhooked the receiver.
-
-There is apt to be a certain leisureliness about the methods of
-country telephone-operators, and the fact that a voice did not
-immediately ask me what number I wanted did not at first disturb
-me. Suspicion of the truth came to me, I think, after my third
-shout into the receiver had remained unanswered. I had suffered
-from delay before, but never such delay as this.
-
-I must have remained there fully two minutes, shouting at
-intervals, before I realized the truth. Then I dropped the
-receiver and leaned limply against the wall. For the moment I was
-as stunned as if I had received a blow. I could not even think. It
-was only by degrees that I recovered sufficiently to understand
-that Audrey was speaking to me.
-
-'What is it? Don't they answer?'
-
-It is curious how the mind responds to the need for making an
-effort for the sake of somebody else. If I had had only myself to
-think of, it would, I believe, have been a considerable time
-before I could have adjusted my thoughts to grapple with this
-disaster. But the necessity of conveying the truth quietly to
-Audrey and of helping her to bear up under it steadied me at once.
-I found myself thinking quite coolly how best I might break to her
-what had happened.
-
-'I'm afraid,' I said, 'I have something to tell you which may--'
-
-She interrupted me quickly.
-
-'What is it? Can't you make them answer?'
-
-I shook my head. We looked at each other in silence.
-
-Her mind leaped to the truth more quickly than mine had done.
-
-'They have cut the wire!'
-
-I took up the receiver again and gave another call. There was no
-reply.
-
-'I'm afraid so,' I said.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 15
-
-
-I
-
-'What shall we do?' said Audrey.
-
-She looked at me hopefully, as if I were a mine of ideas. Her
-voice was level, without a suggestion of fear in it. Women have
-the gift of being courageous at times when they might legitimately
-give way. It is part of their unexpectedness.
-
-This was certainly such an occasion. Daylight would bring us
-relief, for I did not suppose that even Buck MacGinnis would care
-to conduct a siege which might be interrupted by the arrival of
-tradesmen's carts; but while the darkness lasted we were
-completely cut off from the world. With the destruction of the
-telephone wire our only link with civilization had been snapped.
-Even had the night been less stormy than it was, there was no
-chance of the noise of our warfare reaching the ears of anyone who
-might come to the rescue. It was as Sam had said, Buck's energy
-united to his strategy formed a strong combination.
-
-Broadly speaking, there are only two courses open to a beleaguered
-garrison. It can stay where it is, or it can make a sortie. I
-considered the second of these courses.
-
-It was possible that Sam and his allies had departed in the
-automobile to get reinforcements, leaving the coast temporarily
-clear; in which case, by escaping from the house at once, we might
-be able to slip unobserved through the grounds and reach the
-village in safety. To support this theory there was the fact that
-the car, on its late visit, had contained only the chauffeur and
-the two ambassadors, while Sam had spoken of the remainder of
-Buck's gang as being in readiness to attack in the event of my not
-coming to terms. That might mean that they were waiting at Buck's
-headquarters, wherever those might be--at one of the cottages down
-the road, I imagined; and, in the interval before the attack
-began, it might be possible for us to make our sortie with
-success.
-
-'Is Ogden in bed?' I asked.
-
-'Yes.'
-
-'Will you go and get him up as quickly as you can?'
-
-I strained my eyes at the window, but it was impossible to see
-anything. The rain was still falling heavily. If the drive had
-been full of men they would have been invisible to me.
-
-Presently Audrey returned, followed by Ogden. The Little Nugget
-was yawning the aggrieved yawns of one roused from his beauty
-sleep.
-
-'What's all this?' he demanded.
-
-'Listen,' I said. 'Buck MacGinnis and Smooth Sam Fisher have come
-after you. They are outside now. Don't be frightened.'
-
-He snorted derisively.
-
-'Who's frightened? I guess they won't hurt _me_. How do you know
-it's them?'
-
-'They have just been here. The man who called himself White, the
-butler, was really Sam Fisher. He has been waiting an opportunity
-to get you all the term.'
-
-'White! Was he Sam Fisher?' He chuckled admiringly. 'Say, he's a
-wonder!'
-
-'They have gone to fetch the rest of the gang.'
-
-'Why don't you call the cops?'
-
-'They have cut the wire.'
-
-His only emotions at the news seemed to be amusement and a renewed
-admiration for Smooth Sam. He smiled broadly, the little brute.
-
-'He's a wonder!' he repeated. 'I guess he's smooth, all right.
-He's the limit! He'll get me all right this trip. I bet you a
-nickel he wins out.'
-
-I found his attitude trying. That he, the cause of all the trouble,
-should be so obviously regarding it as a sporting contest got up
-for his entertainment, was hard to bear. And the fact that, whatever
-might happen to myself, he was in no danger, comforted me not at all.
-If I could have felt that we were in any way companions in peril,
-I might have looked on the bulbous boy with quite a friendly eye.
-As it was, I nearly kicked him.
-
-'We had better waste no time,' suggested Audrey, 'if we are going.'
-
-'I think we ought to try it,' I said.
-
-'What's that?' asked the Nugget. 'Go where?'
-
-'We are going to steal out through the back way and try to slip
-through to the village.'
-
-The Nugget's comment on the scheme was brief and to the point. He
-did not embarrass me with fulsome praise of my strategic genius.
-
-'Of all the fool games!' he said simply. 'In this rain? No, sir!'
-
-This new complication was too much for me. In planning out my
-manoeuvres I had taken his cooperation for granted. I had looked
-on him as so much baggage--the impedimenta of the retreating army.
-And, behold, a mutineer!
-
-I took him by the scruff of the neck and shook him. It was a
-relief to my feelings and a sound move. The argument was one which
-he understood.
-
-'Oh, all right,' he said. 'Anything you like. Come on. But it sounds
-to me like darned foolishness!'
-
-If nothing else had happened to spoil the success of that sortie,
-the Nugget's depressing attitude would have done so. Of all things,
-it seems to me, a forlorn hope should be undertaken with a certain
-enthusiasm and optimism if it is to have a chance of being successful.
-Ogden threw a gloom over the proceedings from the start. He was cross
-and sleepy, and he condemned the expedition unequivocally. As we moved
-towards the back door he kept up a running stream of abusive comment.
-I silenced him before cautiously unbolting the door, but he had said
-enough to damp my spirits. I do not know what effect it would have
-had on Napoleon's tactics if his army--say, before Austerlitz--had
-spoken of his manoeuvres as a 'fool game' and of himself as a 'big
-chump', but I doubt if it would have stimulated him.
-
-The back door of Sanstead House opened on to a narrow yard, paved
-with flagstones and shut in on all sides but one by walls. To the
-left was the outhouse where the coal was stored, a squat barnlike
-building: to the right a wall that appeared to have been erected
-by the architect in an outburst of pure whimsicality. It just
-stood there. It served no purpose that I had ever been able to
-discover, except to act as a cats' club-house.
-
-Tonight, however, I was thankful for this wall. It formed an
-important piece of cover. By keeping in its shelter it was
-possible to work round the angle of the coal-shed, enter the
-stable-yard, and, by making a detour across the football field,
-avoid the drive altogether. And it was the drive, in my opinion,
-that might be looked on as the danger zone.
-
-The Nugget's complaints, which I had momentarily succeeded in
-checking, burst out afresh as the rain swept in at the open door
-and lashed our faces. Certainly it was not an ideal night for a
-ramble. The wind was blowing through the opening at the end of the
-yard with a compressed violence due to the confined space. There
-was a suggestion in our position of the Cave of the Winds under
-Niagara Falls, the verisimilitude of which was increased by the
-stream of water that poured down from the gutter above our heads.
-The Nugget found it unpleasant, and said so shrilly.
-
-I pushed him out into the storm, still protesting, and we began to
-creep across the yard. Half-way to the first point of importance
-of our journey, the corner of the coal-shed, I halted the
-expedition. There was a sudden lull in the wind, and I took
-advantage of it to listen.
-
-From somewhere beyond the wall, apparently near the house, sounded
-the muffled note of the automobile. The siege-party had returned.
-
-There was no time to be lost. Apparently the possibility of a
-sortie had not yet occurred to Sam, or he would hardly have left
-the back door unguarded; but a general of his astuteness was
-certain to remedy the mistake soon, and our freedom of action
-might be a thing of moments. It behoved us to reach the stable-yard
-as quickly as possible. Once there, we should be practically through
-the enemy's lines.
-
-Administering a kick to the Nugget, who showed a disposition to
-linger and talk about the weather, I moved on, and we reached the
-corner of the coal-shed in safety.
-
-We had now arrived at the really perilous stage in our journey.
-Having built his wall to a point level with the end of the coal-shed,
-the architect had apparently wearied of the thing and given it up;
-for it ceased abruptly, leaving us with a matter of half a dozen
-yards of open ground to cross, with nothing to screen us from the
-watchers on the drive. The flagstones, moreover, stopped at this
-point. On the open space was loose gravel. Even if the darkness
-allowed us to make the crossing unseen, there was the risk that we
-might be heard.
-
-It was a moment for a flash of inspiration, and I was waiting for
-one, when that happened which took the problem out of my hands.
-From the interior of the shed on our left there came a sudden
-scrabbling of feet over loose coal, and through the square opening
-in the wall, designed for the peaceful purpose of taking in sacks,
-climbed two men. A pistol cracked. From the drive came an
-answering shout. We had been ambushed.
-
-I had misjudged Sam. He had not overlooked the possibility of a
-sortie.
-
-It is the accidents of life that turn the scale in a crisis. The
-opening through which the men had leaped was scarcely a couple of
-yards behind the spot where we were standing. If they had leaped
-fairly and kept their feet, they would have been on us before we
-could have moved. But Fortune ordered it that, zeal outrunning
-discretion, the first of the two should catch his foot in the
-woodwork and fall on all fours, while the second, unable to check
-his spring, alighted on top of him, and, judging from the stifled
-yell which followed, must have kicked him in the face.
-
-In the moment of their downfall I was able to form a plan and
-execute it.
-
-'The stables!'
-
-I shouted the words to Audrey in the act of snatching up the
-Nugget and starting to run. She understood. She did not hesitate
-in the direction of the house for even the instant which might
-have undone us, but was with me at once; and we were across the
-open space and in the stable-yard before the first of the men in
-the drive loomed up through the darkness. Half of the wooden
-double-gate of the yard was open, and the other half served us as
-a shield. They fired as they ran--at random, I think, for it was
-too dark for them to have seen us clearly--and two bullets slapped
-against the gate. A third struck the wall above our heads and
-ricocheted off into the night. But before they could fire again we
-were in the stables, the door slammed behind us, and I had dumped
-the Nugget on the floor, and was shooting the heavy bolts into
-their places. Footsteps clattered over the flagstones and stopped
-outside. Some weighty body plunged against the door. Then there
-was silence. The first round was over.
-
-The stables, as is the case in most English country-houses, had
-been, in its palmy days, the glory of Sanstead House. In whatever
-other respect the British architect of that period may have fallen
-short, he never scamped his work on the stables. He built them
-strong and solid, with walls fitted to repel the assaults of the
-weather, and possibly those of men as well, for the Boones in
-their day had been mighty owners of race-horses at a time when men
-with money at stake did not stick at trifles, and it was prudent
-to see to it that the spot where the favourite was housed had
-something of the nature of a fortress. The walls were thick, the
-door solid, the windows barred with iron. We could scarcely have
-found a better haven of refuge.
-
-Under Mr Abney's rule, the stables had lost their original
-character. They had been divided into three compartments, each
-separated by a stout wall. One compartment became a gymnasium,
-another the carpenter's shop, the third, in which we were,
-remained a stable, though in these degenerate days no horse ever
-set foot inside it, its only use being to provide a place for the
-odd-job man to clean shoes. The mangers which had once held fodder
-were given over now to brushes and pots of polish. In term-time,
-bicycles were stored in the loose-box which had once echoed to the
-tramping of Derby favourites.
-
-I groped about among the pots and brushes, and found a candle-end,
-which I lit. I was running a risk, but it was necessary to inspect
-our ground. I had never troubled really to examine this stable
-before, and I wished to put myself in touch with its geography.
-
-I blew out the candle, well content with what I had seen. The only
-two windows were small, high up, and excellently barred. Even if
-the enemy fired through them there were half a dozen spots where
-we should be perfectly safe. Best of all, in the event of the door
-being carried by assault, we had a second line of defence in a
-loft. A ladder against the back wall led to it, by way of a trap-door.
-Circumstances had certainly been kind to us in driving us to this
-apparently impregnable shelter.
-
-On concluding my inspection, I became aware that the Nugget was
-still occupied with his grievances. I think the shots must have
-stimulated his nerve centres, for he had abandoned the languid
-drawl with which, in happier moments, he was wont to comment on
-life's happenings, and was dealing with the situation with a
-staccato briskness.
-
-'Of all the darned fool lay-outs I ever struck, this is the limit.
-What do those idiots think they're doing, shooting us up that way?
-It went within an inch of my head. It might have killed me. Gee,
-and I'm all wet. I'm catching cold. It's all through your blamed
-foolishness, bringing us out here. Why couldn't we stay in the
-house?'
-
-'We could not have kept them out of the house for five minutes,' I
-explained. 'We can hold this place.'
-
-'Who wants to hold it? I don't. What does it matter if they do get
-me? _I_ don't care. I've a good mind to walk straight out through
-that door and let them rope me in. It would serve Dad right. It
-would teach him not to send me away from home to any darned school
-again. What did he want to do it for? I was all right where I was.
-I--'
-
-A loud hammering on the door cut off his eloquence. The
-intermission was over, and the second round had begun.
-
-It was pitch dark in the stable now that I had blown out the
-candle, and there is something about a combination of noise and
-darkness which tries the nerves. If mine had remained steady, I
-should have ignored the hammering. From the sound, it appeared to
-be made by some wooden instrument--a mallet from the carpenter's
-shop I discovered later--and the door could be relied on to hold
-its own without my intervention. For a novice to violence,
-however, to maintain a state of calm inaction is the most
-difficult feat of all. I was irritated and worried by the noise,
-and exaggerated its importance. It seemed to me that it must be
-stopped at once.
-
-A moment before, I had bruised my shins against an empty packing-case,
-which had found its way with other lumber into the stable. I groped
-for this, swung it noiselessly into position beneath the window,
-and, standing on it, looked out. I found the catch of the window,
-and opened it. There was nothing to be seen, but the sound of the
-hammering became more distinct; and pushing an arm through the bars,
-I emptied my pistol at a venture.
-
-As a practical move, the action had flaws. The shots cannot have
-gone anywhere near their vague target. But as a demonstration, it
-was a wonderful success. The yard became suddenly full of dancing
-bullets. They struck the flagstones, bounded off, chipped the
-bricks of the far wall, ricocheted from those, buzzed in all
-directions, and generally behaved in a manner calculated to unman
-the stoutest hearted.
-
-The siege-party did not stop to argue. They stampeded as one man.
-I could hear them clattering across the flagstones to every point
-of the compass. In a few seconds silence prevailed, broken only by
-the swish of the rain. Round two had been brief, hardly worthy to
-be called a round at all, and, like round one, it had ended wholly
-in our favour.
-
-I jumped down from my packing-case, swelling with pride. I had had
-no previous experience of this sort of thing, yet here I was
-handling the affair like a veteran. I considered that I had a
-right to feel triumphant. I lit the candle again, and beamed
-protectively upon the garrison.
-
-The Nugget was sitting on the floor, gaping feebly, and awed for
-the moment into silence. Audrey, in the far corner, looked pale
-but composed. Her behaviour was perfect. There was nothing for her
-to do, and she was doing it with a quiet self-control which won
-my admiration. Her manner seemed to me exactly suited to the
-exigencies of the situation. With a super-competent dare-devil
-like myself in charge of affairs, all she had to do was to wait
-and not get in the way.
-
-'I didn't hit anybody,' I announced, 'but they ran like rabbits.
-They are all over Hampshire.'
-
-I laughed indulgently. I could afford an attitude of tolerant
-amusement towards the enemy.
-
-'Will they come back?'
-
-'Possibly. And in that case'--I felt in my left-hand coat-pocket--'I
-had better be getting ready.' I felt in my right-hand coat-pocket.
-'Ready,' I repeated blankly. A clammy coldness took possession of me.
-My voice trailed off into nothingness. For in neither pocket was
-There a single one of the shells with which I had fancied that I
-was abundantly provided. In moments of excitement man is apt to make
-mistakes. I had made mine when, starting out on the sortie, I had
-left all my ammunition in the house.
-
-
-II
-
-I should like to think that it was an unselfish desire to spare my
-companions anxiety that made me keep my discovery to myself. But I
-am afraid that my reticence was due far more to the fact that I
-shrank from letting the Nugget discover my imbecile carelessness.
-Even in times of peril one retains one's human weaknesses; and I
-felt that I could not face his comments. If he had permitted a
-certain note of querulousness to creep into his conversation
-already, the imagination recoiled from the thought of the caustic
-depths he would reach now should I reveal the truth.
-
-I tried to make things better with cheery optimism.
-
-'_They_ won't come back!' I said stoutly, and tried to believe it.
-
-The Nugget as usual struck the jarring note.
-
-'Well, then, let's beat it,' he said. 'I don't want to spend the
-night in this darned icehouse. I tell you I'm catching cold. My
-chest's weak. If you're so dead certain you've scared them away,
-let's quit.'
-
-I was not prepared to go as far as this.
-
-'They may be somewhere near, hiding.'
-
-'Well, what if they are? I don't mind being kidnapped. Let's go.'
-
-'I think we ought to wait,' said Audrey.
-
-'Of course,' I said. 'It would be madness to go out now.'
-
-'Oh, pshaw!' said the Little Nugget; and from this point onwards
-punctuated the proceedings with a hacking cough.
-
-I had never really believed that my demonstration had brought the
-siege to a definite end. I anticipated that there would be some
-delay before the renewal of hostilities, but I was too well
-acquainted with Buck MacGinnis's tenacity to imagine that he would
-abandon his task because a few random shots had spread momentary
-panic in his ranks. He had all the night before him, and sooner or
-later he would return.
-
-I had judged him correctly. Many minutes dragged wearily by
-without a sign from the enemy, then, listening at the window, I
-heard footsteps crossing the yard and voices talking in cautious
-undertones. The fight was on once more.
-
-A bright light streamed through the window, flooding the opening
-and spreading in a wide circle on the ceiling. It was not
-difficult to understand what had happened. They had gone to the
-automobile and come back with one of the head-lamps, an astute
-move in which I seemed to see the finger of Sam. The danger-spot
-thus rendered harmless, they renewed their attack on the door with
-a reckless vigour. The mallet had been superseded by some heavier
-instrument--of iron this time. I think it must have been the jack
-from the automobile. It was a more formidable weapon altogether
-than the mallet, and even our good oak door quivered under it.
-
-A splintering of wood decided me that the time had come to retreat
-to our second line of entrenchments. How long the door would hold
-it was impossible to say, but I doubted if it was more than a
-matter of minutes.
-
-Relighting my candle, which I had extinguished from motives of
-economy, I caught Audrey's eye and jerked my head towards the
-ladder.
-
-'You go first,' I whispered.
-
-The Nugget watched her disappear through the trap-door, then
-turned to me with an air of resolution.
-
-'If you think you're going to get _me_ up there, you've
-another guess coming. I'm going to wait here till they get in, and
-let them take me. I'm about tired of this foolishness.'
-
-It was no time for verbal argument. I collected him, a kicking
-handful, bore him to the ladder, and pushed him through the
-opening. He uttered one of his devastating squeals. The sound
-seemed to encourage the workers outside like a trumpet-blast. The
-blows on the door redoubled.
-
-I climbed the ladder and shut the trap-door behind me.
-
-The air of the loft was close and musty and smelt of mildewed hay.
-It was not the sort of spot which one would have selected of one's
-own free will to sit in for any length of time. There was a rustling
-noise, and a rat scurried across the rickety floor, drawing a
-startled gasp from Audrey and a disgusted 'Oh, piffle!' from the
-Nugget. Whatever merits this final refuge might have as a stronghold,
-it was beyond question a noisome place.
-
-The beating on the stable-door was working up to a crescendo.
-Presently there came a crash that shook the floor on which we sat
-and sent our neighbours, the rats, scuttling to and fro in a
-perfect frenzy of perturbation. The light of the automobile lamp
-poured in through the numerous holes and chinks which the passage
-of time had made in the old boards. There was one large hole near
-the centre which produced a sort of searchlight effect, and
-allowed us for the first time to see what manner of place it was
-in which we had entrenched ourselves. The loft was high and
-spacious. The roof must have been some seven feet above our heads.
-I could stand upright without difficulty.
-
-In the proceedings beneath us there had come a lull. The mystery
-of our disappearance had not baffled the enemy for long, for almost
-immediately the rays of the lamp had shifted and begun to play on
-the trap-door. I heard somebody climb the ladder, and the trap-door
-creaked gently as a hand tested it. I had taken up a position beside
-it, ready, if the bolt gave way, to do what I could with the butt of
-my pistol, my only weapon. But the bolt, though rusty, was strong,
-and the man dropped to the ground again. Since then, except for
-occasional snatches of whispered conversation, I had heard nothing.
-
-Suddenly Sam's voice spoke.
-
-'Mr Burns!'
-
-I saw no advantage in remaining silent.
-
-'Well?'
-
-'Haven't you had enough of this? You've given us a mighty good run
-for our money, but you can see for yourself that you're through
-now. I'd hate like anything for you to get hurt. Pass the kid
-down, and we'll call it off.'
-
-He paused.
-
-'Well?' he said. 'Why don't you answer?'
-
-'I did.'
-
-'Did you? I didn't hear you.'
-
-'I smiled.'
-
-'You mean to stick it out? Don't be foolish, sonny. The boys here
-are mad enough at you already. What's the use of getting yourself
-in bad for nothing? We've got you in a pocket. I know all about that
-gun of yours, young fellow. I had a suspicion what had happened,
-and I've been into the house and found the shells you forgot to
-take with you. So, if you were thinking of making a bluff in that
-direction forget it!'
-
-The exposure had the effect I had anticipated.
-
-'Of all the chumps!' exclaimed the Nugget caustically. 'You ought
-to be in a home. Well, I guess you'll agree to end this foolishness
-now? Let's go down and get it over and have some peace. I'm getting
-pneumonia.'
-
-'You're quite right, Mr Fisher,' I said. 'But don't forget I still
-have the pistol, even if I haven't the shells. The first man who
-tries to come up here will have a headache tomorrow.'
-
-'I shouldn't bank on it, sonny. Come along, kiddo! You're done. Be
-good, and own it. We can't wait much longer.'
-
-'You'll have to try.'
-
-Buck's voice broke in on the discussion, quite unintelligible
-except that it was obviously wrathful.
-
-'Oh well!' I heard Sam say resignedly, and then there was silence
-again below.
-
-I resumed my watch over the trap-door, encouraged. This parleying,
-I thought, was an admission of failure on the part of the
-besiegers. I did not credit Sam with a real concern for my
-welfare--thereby doing him an injustice. I can see now that he
-spoke perfectly sincerely. The position, though I was unaware of
-it, really was hopeless, for the reason that, like most positions,
-it had a flank as well as a front. In estimating the possibilities
-of attack, I had figured assaults as coming only from below. I had
-omitted from my calculations the fact that the loft had a roof.
-
-It was a scraping on the tiles above my head that first brought
-the new danger-point to my notice. There followed the sound of
-heavy hammering, and with it came a sickening realization of the
-truth of what Sam had said. We were beaten.
-
-I was too paralysed by the unexpectedness of the attack to form
-any plan; and, indeed, I do not think that there was anything that
-I could have done. I was unarmed and helpless. I stood there,
-waiting for the inevitable.
-
-Affairs moved swiftly. Plaster rained down on to the wooden floor.
-I was vaguely aware that the Nugget was speaking, but I did not
-listen to him.
-
-A gap appeared in the roof and widened. I could hear the heavy
-breathing of the man as he wrenched at the tiles.
-
-And then the climax arrived, with anticlimax following so swiftly
-upon it that the two were almost simultaneous. I saw the worker on
-the roof cautiously poise himself in the opening, hunched up like
-some strange ape. The next moment he had sprung.
-
-As his feet touched the floor there came a rending, splintering
-crash; the air was filled with a choking dust, and he was gone.
-The old worn out boards had shaken under my tread. They had given
-way in complete ruin beneath this sharp onslaught. The rays of the
-lamp, which had filtered in like pencils of light through
-crevices, now shone in a great lake in the centre of the floor.
-
-In the stable below all was confusion. Everybody was speaking at
-once. The hero of the late disaster was groaning horribly, for
-which he certainly had good reason: I did not know the extent of
-his injuries, but a man does not do that sort of thing with
-impunity. The next of the strange happenings of the night now
-occurred.
-
-I had not been giving the Nugget a great deal of my attention for
-some time, other and more urgent matters occupying me.
-
-His action at this juncture, consequently, came as a complete and
-crushing surprise.
-
-I was edging my way cautiously towards the jagged hole in the
-centre of the floor, in the hope of seeing something of what was
-going on below, when from close beside me his voice screamed.
-'It's me, Ogden Ford. I'm coming!' and, without further warning,
-he ran to the hole, swung himself over, and dropped.
-
-Manna falling from the skies in the wilderness never received a
-more whole-hearted welcome. Howls and cheers and ear-splitting
-whoops filled the air. The babel of talk broke out again. Some
-exuberant person found expression of his joy in emptying his
-pistol at the ceiling, to my acute discomfort, the spot he had
-selected as a target chancing to be within a foot of where I
-stood. Then they moved off in a body, still cheering. The fight
-was over.
-
-I do not know how long it was before I spoke. It may have been
-some minutes. I was dazed with the swiftness with which the final
-stages of the drama had been played out. If I had given him more
-of my attention, I might have divined that Ogden had been waiting
-his opportunity to make some such move; but, as it was, the
-possibility had not even occurred to me, and I was stunned.
-
-In the distance I heard the automobile moving off down the drive.
-The sound roused me.
-
-'Well, we may as well go,' I said dully. I lit the candle and held
-it up. Audrey was standing against the wall, her face white and
-set.
-
-I raised the trap-door and followed her down the ladder.
-
-The rain had ceased, and the stars were shining. After the
-closeness of the loft, the clean wet air was delicious. For a
-moment we stopped, held by the peace and stillness of the night.
-
-Then, quite suddenly, she broke down.
-
-It was the unexpectedness of it that first threw me off my balance.
-In all the time I had known her, I had never before seen Audrey in
-tears. Always, in the past, she had borne the blows of fate with a
-stoical indifference which had alternately attracted and repelled
-me, according as my mood led me to think it courage or insensibility.
-In the old days, it had done much, this trait of hers, to rear a
-barrier between us. It had made her seem aloof and unapproachable.
-Subconsciously, I suppose, it had offended my egoism that she should
-be able to support herself in times of trouble, and not feel it
-necessary to lean on me.
-
-And now the barrier had fallen. The old independence, the almost
-aggressive self-reliance, had vanished. A new Audrey had revealed
-herself.
-
-She was sobbing helplessly, standing quite still, her arms hanging
-and her eyes staring blankly before her. There was something in
-her attitude so hopeless, so beaten, that the pathos of it seemed
-to cut me like a knife.
-
-'Audrey!'
-
-The stars glittered in the little pools among the worn flagstones.
-The night was very still. Only the steady drip of water from the
-trees broke the silence.
-
-A great wave of tenderness seemed to sweep from my mind everything
-in the world but her. Everything broke abruptly that had been
-checking me, stifling me, holding me gagged and bound since the
-night when our lives had come together again after those five long
-years. I forgot Cynthia, my promise, everything.
-
-'Audrey!'
-
-She was in my arms, clinging to me, murmuring my name. The
-darkness was about us like a cloud.
-
-And then she had slipped from me, and was gone.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 16
-
-
-In my recollections of that strange night there are wide gaps.
-Trivial incidents come back to me with extraordinary vividness;
-while there are hours of which I can remember nothing. What I did
-or where I went I cannot recall. It seems to me, looking back,
-that I walked without a pause till morning; yet, when day came, I
-was still in the school grounds. Perhaps I walked, as a wounded
-animal runs, in circles. I lost, I know, all count of time. I
-became aware of the dawn as something that had happened suddenly,
-as if light had succeeded darkness in a flash. It had been night;
-I looked about me, and it was day--a steely, cheerless day, like a
-December evening. And I found that I was very cold, very tired,
-and very miserable.
-
-My mind was like the morning, grey and overcast. Conscience may be
-expelled, but, like Nature, it will return. Mine, which I had cast
-from me, had crept back with the daylight. I had had my hour of
-freedom, and it was now for me to pay for it.
-
-I paid in full. My thoughts tore me. I could see no way out.
-Through the night the fever and exhilaration of that mad moment
-had sustained me, but now the morning had come, when dreams must
-yield to facts, and I had to face the future.
-
-I sat on the stump of a tree, and buried my face in my hands. I
-must have fallen asleep, for, when I raised my eyes again, the day
-was brighter. Its cheerlessness had gone. The sky was blue, and
-birds were singing.
-
-It must have been about half an hour later that the first
-beginnings of a plan of action came to me. I could not trust
-myself to reason out my position clearly and honestly in this
-place where Audrey's spell was over everything. The part of me
-that was struggling to be loyal to Cynthia was overwhelmed here.
-London called to me. I could think there, face my position
-quietly, and make up my mind.
-
-I turned to walk to the station. I could not guess even remotely
-what time it was. The sun was shining through the trees, but in
-the road outside the grounds there were no signs of workers
-beginning the day.
-
-It was half past five when I reached the station. A sleepy porter
-informed me that there would be a train to London, a slow train,
-at six.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I remained in London two days, and on the third went down to Sanstead
-to see Audrey for the last time. I had made my decision.
-
-I found her on the drive, close by the gate. She turned at my
-footstep on the gravel; and, as I saw her, I knew that the fight
-which I had thought over was only beginning.
-
-I was shocked at her appearance. Her face was very pale, and there
-were tired lines about her eyes.
-
-I could not speak. Something choked me. Once again, as on that
-night in the stable-yard, the world and all that was in it seemed
-infinitely remote.
-
-It was she who broke the silence.
-
-'Well, Peter,' she said listlessly.
-
-We walked up the drive together.
-
-'Have you been to London?'
-
-'Yes. I came down this morning.' I paused. 'I went there to
-think,' I said.
-
-She nodded.
-
-'I have been thinking, too.'
-
-I stopped, and began to hollow out a groove in the wet gravel with
-my heel. Words were not coming readily.
-
-Suddenly she found speech. She spoke quickly, but her voice was
-dull and lifeless.
-
-'Let us forget what has happened, Peter. We were neither of us
-ourselves. I was tired and frightened and disappointed. You were
-sorry for me just at the moment, and your nerves were strained,
-like mine. It was all nothing. Let us forget it.'
-
-I shook my head.
-
-'No,' I said. 'It was not that. I can't let you even pretend you
-think that was all. I love you. I always have loved you, though I
-did not know how much till you had gone away. After a time, I
-thought I had got over it. But when I met you again down here, I
-knew that I had not, and never should. I came back to say good-bye,
-but I shall always love you. It is my punishment for being the sort
-of man I was five years ago.'
-
-'And mine for being the sort of woman I was five years ago.' She
-laughed bitterly. 'Woman! I was just a little fool, a sulky child.
-My punishment is going to be worse than yours, Peter. You will not
-be always thinking that you had the happiness of two lives in your
-hands, and threw it away because you had not the sense to hold
-it.'
-
-'It is just that that I shall always be thinking. What happened
-five years ago was my fault, Audrey, and nobody's but mine. I
-don't think that, even when the loss of you hurt most, I ever
-blamed you for going away. You had made me see myself as I was,
-and I knew that you had done the right thing. I was selfish,
-patronizing--I was insufferable. It was I who threw away our
-happiness. You put it in a sentence that first day here, when you
-said that I had been kind--sometimes--when I happened to think of
-it. That summed me up. You have nothing to reproach yourself for.
-I think we have not had the best of luck; but all the blame is
-mine.'
-
-A flush came into her pale face.
-
-'I remember saying that. I said it because I was afraid of myself.
-I was shaken by meeting you again. I thought you must be hating
-me--you had every reason to hate me, and you spoke as if you
-did--and I did not want to show you what you were to me. It wasn't
-true, Peter. Five years ago I may have thought it, but not now. I
-have grown to understand the realities by this time. I have been
-through too much to have any false ideas left. I have had some
-chance to compare men, and I realize that they are not all kind,
-Peter, even sometimes, when they happen to think of it.'
-
-'Audrey,' I said--I had never found myself able to ask the
-question before--'was--was--he--was Sheridan kind to you?'
-
-She did not speak for a moment, and I thought she was resenting
-the question.
-
-'No!' she said abruptly.
-
-She shot out the monosyllable with a force that startled and
-silenced me. There was a whole history of unhappiness in the word.
-
-'No,' she said again, after a pause, more gently this time. I
-understood. She was speaking of a dead man.
-
-'I can't talk about him,' she went on hurriedly. 'I expect most of
-it was my fault. I was unhappy because he was not you, and he saw
-that I was unhappy and hated me for it. We had nothing in common.
-It was just a piece of sheer madness, our marriage. He swept me
-off my feet. I never had a great deal of sense, and I lost it all
-then. I was far happier when he had left me.'
-
-'Left you?'
-
-'He deserted me almost directly we reached America.' She laughed.
-'I told you I had grown to understand the realities. I began
-then.'
-
-I was horrified. For the first time I realized vividly all that
-she had gone through. When she had spoken to me before of her
-struggles that evening over the study fire, I had supposed that
-they had begun only after her husband's death, and that her life
-with him had in some measure trained her for the fight. That she
-should have been pitched into the arena, a mere child, with no
-experience of life, appalled me. And, as she spoke, there came to
-me the knowledge that now I could never do what I had come to do.
-I could not give her up. She needed me. I tried not to think of
-Cynthia.
-
-I took her hand.
-
-'Audrey,' I said, 'I came here to say good-bye. I can't. I want
-you. Nothing matters except you. I won't give you up.'
-
-'It's too late,' she said, with a little catch in her voice. 'You
-are engaged to Mrs Ford.'
-
-'I am engaged, but not to Mrs Ford. I am engaged to someone you
-have never met--Cynthia Drassilis.'
-
-She pulled her hand away quickly, wide-eyed, and for some moments
-was silent.
-
-'Do you love her?' she asked at last.
-
-'No.'
-
-'Does she love you?'
-
-Cynthia's letter rose before my eyes, that letter that could have
-had no meaning, but one.
-
-'I am afraid she does,' I said.
-
-She looked at me steadily. Her face was very pale.
-
-'You must marry her, Peter.'
-
-I shook my head.
-
-'You must. She believes in you.'
-
-'I can't. I want you. And you need me. Can you deny that you need
-me?'
-
-'No.'
-
-She said it quite simply, without emotion. I moved towards her,
-thrilling, but she stepped back.
-
-'She needs you too,' she said.
-
-A dull despair was creeping over me. I was weighed down by a
-premonition of failure. I had fought my conscience, my sense of
-duty and honour, and crushed them. She was raising them up against
-me once more. My self-control broke down.
-
-'Audrey,' I cried, 'for God's sake can't you see what you're
-doing? We have been given a second chance. Our happiness is in
-your hands again, and you are throwing it away. Why should we make
-ourselves wretched for the whole of our lives? What does anything
-else matter except that we love each other? Why should we let
-anything stand in our way? I won't give you up.'
-
-She did not answer. Her eyes were fixed on the ground. Hope began
-to revive in me, telling me that I had persuaded her. But when she
-looked up it was with the same steady gaze, and my heart sank
-again.
-
-'Peter,' she said, 'I want to tell you something. It will make you
-understand, I think. I haven't been honest, Peter. I have not
-fought fairly. All these weeks, ever since we met, I have been
-trying to steal you. It's the only word. I have tried every little
-miserable trick I could think of to steal you from the girl you
-had promised to marry. And she wasn't here to fight for herself. I
-didn't think of her. I was wrapped up in my own selfishness. And
-then, after that night, when you had gone away, I thought it all
-out. I had a sort of awakening. I saw the part I had been playing.
-Even then I tried to persuade myself that I had done something
-rather fine. I thought, you see, at that time that you were
-infatuated with Mrs Ford--and I know Mrs Ford. If she is capable
-of loving any man, she loves Mr Ford, though they are divorced. I
-knew she would only make you unhappy. I told myself I was saving
-you. Then you told me it was not Mrs Ford, but this girl. That
-altered everything. Don't you see that I can't let you give her up
-now? You would despise me. I shouldn't feel clean. I should feel
-as if I had stabbed her in the back.'
-
-I forced a laugh. It rang hollow against the barrier that
-separated us. In my heart I knew that this barrier was not to be
-laughed away.
-
-'Can't you see, Peter? You must see.'
-
-'I certainly don't. I think you're overstrained, and that you have
-let your imagination run away with you. I--'
-
-She interrupted me.
-
-'Do you remember that evening in the study?' she asked abruptly.
-'We had been talking. I had been telling you how I had lived
-during those five years.'
-
-'I remember.'
-
-'Every word I spoke was spoken with an object--calculated.... Yes,
-even the pauses. I tried to make _them_ tell, too. I knew
-you, you see, Peter. I knew you through and through, because I
-loved you, and I knew the effect those tales would have on you.
-Oh, they were all true. I was honest as far as that goes. But they
-had the mean motive at the back of them. I was playing on your
-feelings. I knew how kind you were, how you would pity me. I set
-myself to create an image which would stay in your mind and kill
-the memory of the other girl; the image of a poor, ill-treated
-little creature who should work through to your heart by way of
-your compassion. I knew you, Peter, I knew you. And then I did a
-meaner thing still. I pretended to stumble in the dark. I meant
-you to catch me and hold me, and you did. And ...'
-
-Her voice broke off.
-
-'I'm glad I have told you,' she said. 'It makes it a little
-better. You understand now how I feel, don't you?'
-
-She held out her hand.
-
-'Good-bye.'
-
-'I am not going to give you up,' I said doggedly.
-
-'Good-bye,' she said again. Her voice was a whisper.
-
-I took her hand and began to draw her towards me.
-
-'It is not good-bye. There is no one else in the world but you,
-and I am not going to give you up.'
-
-'Peter!' she struggled feebly. 'Oh, let me go.'
-
-I drew her nearer.
-
-'I won't let you go,' I said.
-
-But, as I spoke, there came the sound of automobile wheels on the
-gravel. A large red car was coming up the drive. I dropped
-Audrey's hand, and she stepped back and was lost in the shrubbery.
-The car slowed down and stopped beside me. There were two women in
-the tonneau. One, who was dark and handsome, I did not know. The
-other was Mrs Drassilis.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 17
-
-
-I was given no leisure for wondering how Cynthia's mother came to
-be in the grounds of Sanstead House, for her companion, almost
-before the car had stopped, jumped out and clutched me by the arm,
-at the same time uttering this cryptic speech: 'Whatever he offers
-I'll double!'
-
-She fixed me, as she spoke, with a commanding eye. She was a woman,
-I gathered in that instant, born to command. There seemed, at any
-rate, no doubt in her mind that she could command me. If I had
-been a black beetle she could not have looked at me with a more
-scornful superiority. Her eyes were very large and of a rich, fiery
-brown colour, and it was these that gave me my first suspicion of
-her identity. As to the meaning of her words, however, I had no clue.
-
-'Bear that in mind,' she went on. 'I'll double it if it's a
-million dollars.'
-
-'I'm afraid I don't understand,' I said, finding speech.
-
-She clicked her tongue impatiently.
-
-'There's no need to be so cautious and mysterious. This lady is a
-friend of mine. She knows all about it. I asked her to come. I'm
-Mrs Elmer Ford. I came here directly I got your letter. I think
-you're the lowest sort of scoundrel that ever managed to keep out
-of gaol, but that needn't make any difference just now. We're here
-to talk business, Mr Fisher, so we may as well begin.'
-
-I was getting tired of being taken for Smooth Sam.
-
-'I am not Smooth Sam Fisher.'
-
-I turned to the automobile. 'Will you identify me, Mrs Drassilis?'
-
-She was regarding me with wide-open eyes.
-
-'What on earth are you doing down here? I have been trying
-everywhere to find you, but nobody--'
-
-Mrs Ford interrupted her. She gave me the impression of being a
-woman who wanted a good deal of the conversation, and who did not
-care how she got it. In a conversational sense she thugged Mrs
-Drassilis at this point, or rather she swept over her like some
-tidal wave, blotting her out.
-
-'Oh,' she said fixing her brown eyes, less scornful now but still
-imperious, on mine. 'I must apologize. I have made a mistake. I
-took you for a low villain of the name of Sam Fisher. I hope you
-will forgive me. I was to have met him at this exact spot just
-about this time, by appointment, so, seeing you here, I mistook
-you for him.'
-
-'If I might have a word with you alone?' I said.
-
-Mrs Ford had a short way with people. In matters concerning her
-own wishes, she took their acquiescence for granted.
-
-'Drive on up to the house, Jarvis,' she said, and Mrs Drassilis
-was whirled away round the curve of the drive before she knew what
-had happened to her.
-
-'Well?'
-
-'My name is Burns,' I said.
-
-'Now I understand,' she said. 'I know who you are now.' She
-paused, and I was expecting her to fawn upon me for my gallant
-service in her cause, when she resumed in quite a different
-strain.
-
-'I can't think what you can have been about, Mr Burns, not to have
-been able to do what Cynthia asked you. Surely in all these weeks
-and months.... And then, after all, to have let this Fisher
-scoundrel steal him away from under your nose...!'
-
-She gave me a fleeting glance of unfathomable scorn. And when I
-thought of all the sufferings I had gone through that term owing
-to her repulsive son and, indirectly, for her sake, I felt that
-the time had come to speak out.
-
-'May I describe the way in which I allowed your son to be stolen
-away from under my nose?' I said. And in well-chosen words, I
-sketched the outline of what had happened. I did not omit to lay
-stress on the fact that the Nugget's departure with the enemy was
-entirely voluntary.
-
-She heard me out in silence.
-
-'That was too bad of Oggie,' she said tolerantly, when I had
-ceased dramatically on the climax of my tale.
-
-As a comment it seemed to me inadequate.
-
-'Oggie was always high-spirited,' she went on. 'No doubt you have
-noticed that?'
-
-'A little.'
-
-'He could be led, but never driven. With the best intentions, no
-doubt, you refused to allow him to leave the stables that night
-and return to the house, and he resented the check and took the
-matter into his own hands.' She broke off and looked at her watch.
-'Have you a watch? What time is it? Only that? I thought it must
-be later. I arrived too soon. I got a letter from this man Fisher,
-naming this spot and this hour for a meeting, when we could
-discuss terms. He said that he had written to Mr Ford, appointing
-the same time.' She frowned. 'I have no doubt he will come,' she
-said coldly.
-
-'Perhaps this is his car,' I said.
-
-A second automobile was whirring up the drive. There was a shout
-as it came within sight of us, and the chauffeur put on the brake.
-A man sprang from the tonneau. He jerked a word to the chauffeur,
-and the car went on up the drive.
-
-He was a massively built man of middle age, with powerful shoulders,
-and a face--when he had removed his motor-goggles very like any one
-of half a dozen of those Roman emperors whose features have come
-down to us on coins and statues, square-jawed, clean-shaven, and
-aggressive. Like his late wife (who was now standing, drawn up to
-her full height, staring haughtily at him) he had the air of one
-born to command. I should imagine that the married life of these
-two must have been something more of a battle even than most married
-lives. The clashing of those wills must have smacked of a collision
-between the immovable mass and the irresistible force.
-
-He met Mrs Ford's stare with one equally militant, then turned to
-me.
-
-'I'll give you double what she has offered you,' he said. He
-paused, and eyed me with loathing. 'You damned scoundrel,' he
-added.
-
-Custom ought to have rendered me immune to irritation, but it had
-not. I spoke my mind.
-
-'One of these days, Mr Ford,' I said, 'I am going to publish a
-directory of the names and addresses of the people who have
-mistaken me for Smooth Sam Fisher. I am not Sam Fisher. Can you
-grasp that? My name is Peter Burns, and for the past term I have
-been a master at this school. And I may say that, judging from
-what I know of the little brute, any one who kidnapped your son as
-long as two days ago will be so anxious by now to get rid of him
-that he will probably want to pay you for taking him back.'
-
-My words almost had the effect of bringing this divorced couple
-together again. They made common cause against me. It was probably
-the first time in years that they had formed even a temporary
-alliance.
-
-'How dare you talk like that!' said Mrs Ford. 'Oggie is a sweet
-boy in every respect.'
-
-'You're perfectly right, Nesta,' said Mr Ford. 'He may want
-intelligent handling, but he's a mighty fine boy. I shall make
-inquiries, and if this man has been ill-treating Ogden, I shall
-complain to Mr Abney. Where the devil is this man Fisher?' he
-broke off abruptly.
-
-'On the spot,' said an affable voice. The bushes behind me parted,
-and Smooth Sam stepped out on to the gravel.
-
-I had recognized him by his voice. I certainly should not have
-done so by his appearance. He had taken the precaution of 'making
-up' for this important meeting. A white wig of indescribable
-respectability peeped out beneath his black hat. His eyes twinkled
-from under two penthouses of white eyebrows. A white moustache
-covered his mouth. He was venerable to a degree.
-
-He nodded to me, and bared his white head gallantly to Mrs Ford.
-
-'No worse for our little outing, Mr Burns, I am glad to see. Mrs
-Ford, I must apologize for my apparent unpunctuality, but I was
-not really behind time. I have been waiting in the bushes. I
-thought it just possible that you might have brought unwelcome
-members of the police force with you, and I have been scouting, as
-it were, before making my advance. I see, however, that all is
-well, and we can come at once to business. May I say, before we
-begin, that I overheard your recent conversation, and that I
-entirely disagree with Mr Burns. Master Ford is a charming boy.
-Already I feel like an elder brother to him. I am loath to part
-with him.'
-
-'How much?' snapped Mr Ford. 'You've got me. How much do you
-want?'
-
-'I'll give you double what he offers,' cried Mrs Ford.
-
-Sam held up his hand, his old pontifical manner intensified by the
-white wig.
-
-'May I speak? Thank you. This is a little embarrassing. When I
-asked you both to meet me here, it was not for the purpose of
-holding an auction. I had a straight-forward business proposition
-to make to you. It will necessitate a certain amount of plain and
-somewhat personal speaking. May I proceed? Thank you. I will be as
-brief as possible.'
-
-His eloquence appeared to have had a soothing effect on the two
-Fords. They remained silent.
-
-'You must understand,' said Sam, 'that I am speaking as an expert.
-I have been in the kidnapping business many years, and I know what
-I am talking about. And I tell you that the moment you two got
-your divorce, you said good-bye to all peace and quiet. Bless
-you'--Sam's manner became fatherly--'I've seen it a hundred
-times. Couple get divorced, and, if there's a child, what happens?
-They start in playing battledore-and-shuttlecock with him. Wife
-sneaks him from husband. Husband sneaks him back from wife. After
-a while along comes a gentleman in my line of business, a
-professional at the game, and he puts one across on both the
-amateurs. He takes advantage of the confusion, slips in, and gets
-away with the kid. That's what has happened here, and I'm going to
-show you the way to stop it another time. Now I'll make you a
-proposition. What you want to do'--I have never heard anything so
-soothing, so suggestive of the old family friend healing an
-unfortunate breach, as Sam's voice at this juncture--'what you
-want to do is to get together again right quick. Never mind the
-past. Let bygones be bygones. Kiss and be friends.'
-
-A snort from Mr Ford checked him for a moment, but he resumed.
-
-'I guess there were faults on both sides. Get together and talk it
-over. And when you've agreed to call the fight off and start fair
-again, that's where I come in. Mr Burns here will tell you, if you
-ask him, that I'm anxious to quit this business and marry and
-settle down. Well, see here. What you want to do is to give me a
-salary--we can talk figures later on--to stay by you and watch
-over the kid. Don't snort--I'm talking plain sense. You'd a sight
-better have me with you than against you. Set a thief to catch a
-thief. What I don't know about the fine points of the game isn't
-worth knowing. I'll guarantee, if you put me in charge, to see
-that nobody comes within a hundred miles of the kid unless he has
-an order-to-view. You'll find I earn every penny of that salary ...
-Mr Burns and I will now take a turn up the drive while you think
-it over.'
-
-He linked his arm in mine and drew me away. As we turned the
-corner of the drive I caught a glimpse over my shoulder of the
-Little Nugget's parents. They were standing where we had left
-them, as if Sam's eloquence had rooted them to the spot.
-
-'Well, well, well, young man,' said Sam, eyeing me affectionately,
-'it's pleasant to meet you again, under happier conditions than
-last time. You certainly have all the luck, sonny, or you would
-have been badly hurt that night. I was getting scared how the
-thing would end. Buck's a plain roughneck, and his gang are as bad
-as he is, and they had got mighty sore at you, mighty sore. If
-they had grabbed you, there's no knowing what might not have
-happened. However, all's well that ends well, and this little game
-has surely had the happy ending. I shall get that job, sonny. Old
-man Ford isn't a fool, and it won't take him long, when he gets to
-thinking it over, to see that I'm right. He'll hire me.'
-
-'Aren't you rather reckoning without your partner?' I said. 'Where
-does Buck MacGinnis come in on the deal?'
-
-Sam patted my shoulder paternally.
-
-'He doesn't, sonny, he doesn't. It was a shame to do it--it was
-like taking candy from a kid--but business is business, and I was
-reluctantly compelled to double-cross poor old Buck. I sneaked the
-Nugget away from him next day. It's not worth talking about; it
-was too easy. Buck's all right in a rough-and-tumble, but when it
-comes to brains he gets left, and so he'll go on through life,
-poor fellow. I hate to think of it.'
-
-He sighed. Buck's misfortunes seemed to move him deeply.
-
-'I shouldn't be surprised if he gave up the profession after this.
-He has had enough to discourage him. I told you about what
-happened to him that night, didn't I? No? I thought I did. Why,
-Buck was the guy who did the Steve Brodie through the roof; and,
-when we picked him up, we found he'd broken his leg again! Isn't
-that enough to jar a man? I guess he'll retire from the business
-after that. He isn't intended for it.'
-
-We were approaching the two automobiles now, and, looking back, I
-saw Mr and Mrs Ford walking up the drive. Sam followed my gaze,
-and I heard him chuckle.
-
-'It's all right,' he said. 'They've fixed it up. Something in the
-way they're walking tells me they've fixed it up.'
-
-Mrs Drassilis was still sitting in the red automobile, looking
-piqued but resigned. Mrs Ford addressed her.
-
-'I shall have to leave you, Mrs Drassilis,' she said. 'Tell Jarvis
-to drive you wherever you want to go. I am going with my husband
-to see my boy Oggie.'
-
-She stretched out a hand towards the millionaire. He caught it in
-his, and they stood there, smiling foolishly at each other, while
-Sam, almost purring, brooded over them like a stout fairy queen.
-The two chauffeurs looked on woodenly.
-
-Mr Ford released his wife's hand and turned to Sam.
-
-'Fisher.'
-
-'Sir?'
-
-'I've been considering your proposition. There's a string tied to
-it.'
-
-'Oh no, sir, I assure you!'
-
-'There is. What guarantee have I that you won't double-cross me?'
-
-Sam smiled, relieved.
-
-'You forget that I told you I was about to be married, sir. My
-wife won't let me!'
-
-Mr Ford waved his hand towards the automobile.
-
-'Jump in,' he said briefly, 'and tell him where to drive to.
-You're engaged!'
-
-
-
-
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-
-
-'No manners!' said Mrs Drassilis. 'None whatever. I always said
-so.'
-
-She spoke bitterly. She was following the automobile with an
-offended eye as it moved down the drive.
-
-The car rounded the corner. Sam turned and waved a farewell. Mr
-and Mrs Ford, seated close together in the tonneau, did not even
-look round.
-
-Mrs Drassilis sniffed disgustedly.
-
-'She's a friend of Cynthia's. Cynthia asked me to come down here
-with her to see you. I came, to oblige her. And now, without a
-word of apology, she leaves me stranded. She has no manners
-whatever.'
-
-I offered no defence of the absent one. The verdict more or less
-squared with my own opinion.
-
-'Is Cynthia back in England?' I asked, to change the subject.
-
-'The yacht got back yesterday. Peter, I have something of the
-utmost importance to speak to you about.' She glanced at Jarvis
-the chauffeur, leaning back in his seat with the air, peculiar to
-chauffeurs in repose, of being stuffed. 'Walk down the drive with
-me.'
-
-I helped her out of the car, and we set off in silence. There was
-a suppressed excitement in my companion's manner which interested
-me, and something furtive which brought back all my old dislike of
-her. I could not imagine what she could have to say to me that had
-brought her all these miles.
-
-'How _do_ you come to be down here?' she said. 'When Cynthia
-told me you were here, I could hardly believe her. Why are you a
-master at this school? I cannot understand it!'
-
-'What did you want to see me about?' I asked.
-
-She hesitated. It was always an effort for her to be direct. Now,
-apparently, the effort was too great. The next moment she had
-rambled off on some tortuous bypath of her own, which, though it
-presumably led in the end to her destination, was evidently a long
-way round.
-
-'I have known you for so many years now, Peter, and I don't know of
-anybody whose character I admire more. You are so generous--quixotic
-in fact. You are one of the few really unselfish men I have ever
-met. You are always thinking of other people. Whatever it cost you,
-I know you would not hesitate to give up anything if you felt that
-it was for someone else's happiness. I do admire you so for it.
-One meets so few young men nowadays who consider anybody except
-themselves.'
-
-She paused, either for breath or for fresh ideas, and I took
-advantage of the lull in the rain of bouquets to repeat my
-question.
-
-'What _did_ you want to see me about?' I asked patiently.
-
-'About Cynthia. She asked me to see you.'
-
-'Oh!'
-
-'You got a letter from her.'
-
-'Yes.'
-
-'Last night, when she came home, she told me about it, and showed
-me your answer. It was a beautiful letter, Peter. I'm sure I cried
-when I read it. And Cynthia did, I feel certain. Of course, to a
-girl of her character that letter was final. She is so loyal, dear
-child.'
-
-'I don't understand.'
-
-As Sam would have said, she seemed to be speaking; words appeared
-to be fluttering from her; but her meaning was beyond me.
-
-'Once she has given her promise, I am sure nothing would induce
-her to break it, whatever her private feelings. She is so loyal.
-She has such character.'
-
-'Would you mind being a little clearer?' I said sharply. 'I really
-don't understand what it is you are trying to tell me. What do you
-mean about loyalty and character? I don't understand.'
-
-She was not to be hustled from her bypath. She had chosen her
-route, and she meant to travel by it, ignoring short-cuts.
-
-'To Cynthia, as I say, it was final. She simply could not see that
-the matter was not irrevocably settled. I thought it so fine of
-her. But I am her mother, and it was my duty not to give in and
-accept the situation as inevitable while there was anything I
-could do for her happiness. I knew your chivalrous, unselfish
-nature, Peter. I could speak to you as Cynthia could not. I could
-appeal to your generosity in a way impossible, of course, for her.
-I could put the whole facts of the case clearly before you.'
-
-I snatched at the words.
-
-'I wish you would. What are they?'
-
-She rambled off again.
-
-'She has such a rigid sense of duty. There is no arguing with her.
-I told her that, if you knew, you would not dream of standing in
-her way. You are so generous, such a true friend, that your only
-thought would be for her. If her happiness depended on your
-releasing her from her promise, you would not think of yourself.
-So in the end I took matters into my own hands and came to see
-you. I am truly sorry for you, dear Peter, but to me Cynthia's
-happiness, of course, must come before everything. You do
-understand, don't you?'
-
-Gradually, as she was speaking, I had begun to grasp hesitatingly
-at her meaning, hesitatingly, because the first hint of it had
-stirred me to such a whirl of hope that I feared to risk the shock
-of finding that, after all, I had been mistaken. If I were
-right--and surely she could mean nothing else--I was free, free
-with honour. But I could not live on hints. I must hear this thing
-in words.
-
-'Has--has Cynthia--' I stopped, to steady my voice. 'Has Cynthia
-found--' I stopped again. I was finding it absurdly difficult to
-frame my sentence. 'Is there someone else?' I concluded with a
-rush.
-
-Mrs Drassilis patted my arm sympathetically.
-
-'Be brave, Peter!'
-
-'There is?'
-
-'Yes.'
-
-The trees, the drive, the turf, the sky, the birds, the house, the
-automobile, and Jarvis, the stuffed chauffeur, leaped together for
-an instant in one whirling, dancing mass of which I was the
-centre. And then, out of the chaos, as it separated itself once
-more into its component parts, I heard my voice saying, 'Tell me.'
-
-The world was itself again, and I was listening quietly and with a
-mild interest which, try as I would, I could not make any
-stronger. I had exhausted my emotion on the essential fact: the
-details were an anticlimax.
-
-'I liked him directly I saw him,' said Mrs Drassilis. 'And, of
-course, as he was such a friend of yours, we naturally--'
-
-'A friend of mine?'
-
-'I am speaking of Lord Mountry.'
-
-'Mountry? What about him?' Light flooded in on my numbed brain.
-'You don't mean--Is it Lord Mountry?'
-
-My manner must have misled her. She stammered in her eagerness to
-dispel what she took to be my misapprehension.
-
-'Don't think that he acted in anything but the most honourable
-manner. Nothing could be farther from the truth. He knew nothing
-of Cynthia's engagement to you. She told him when he asked her to
-marry him, and he--as a matter of fact, it was he who insisted on
-dear Cynthia writing that letter to you.'
-
-She stopped, apparently staggered by this excursion into honesty.
-
-'Well?'
-
-'In fact, he dictated it.'
-
-'Oh!'
-
-'Unfortunately, it was quite the wrong sort of letter. It was the
-very opposite of clear. It can have given you no inkling of the
-real state of affairs.'
-
-'It certainly did not.'
-
-'He would not allow her to alter it in any way. He is very
-obstinate at times, like so many shy men. And when your answer
-came, you see, things were worse than before.'
-
-'I suppose so.'
-
-'I could see last night how unhappy they both were. And when
-Cynthia suggested it, I agreed at once to come to you and tell you
-everything.'
-
-She looked at me anxiously. From her point of view, this was the
-climax, the supreme moment. She hesitated. I seemed to see her
-marshalling her forces, the telling sentences, the persuasive
-adjectives; rallying them together for the grand assault.
-
-But through the trees I caught a glimpse of Audrey, walking on the
-lawn; and the assault was never made.
-
-'I will write to Cynthia tonight,' I said, 'wishing her
-happiness.'
-
-'Oh, Peter!' said Mrs Drassilis.
-
-'Don't mention it,' said I.
-
-Doubts appeared to mar her perfect contentment.
-
-'You are sure you can convince her?'
-
-'Convince her?'
-
-'And--er--Lord Mountry. He is so determined not to do anything--
-er--what he would call unsportsmanlike.'
-
-'Perhaps I had better tell her I am going to marry some one else,'
-I suggested.
-
-'I think that would be an excellent idea,' she said, brightening
-visibly. 'How clever of you to have thought of it.'
-
-She permitted herself a truism.
-
-'After all, dear Peter, there are plenty of nice girls in the
-world. You have only to look for them.'
-
-'You're perfectly right,' I said. 'I'll start at once.'
-
-A gleam of white caught my eye through the trees by the lawn. I
-moved towards it.
-
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-THE LITTLE NUGGET
-
-
-
-By P. G. Wodehouse
-
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-
-Part One
-
-
-In which the Little Nugget is introduced to the reader, and plans
-are made for his future by several interested parties. In which,
-also, the future Mr Peter Burns is touched upon. The whole concluding
-with a momentous telephone-call.
-
-
-
-THE LITTLE NUGGET
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-
-If the management of the Hotel Guelph, that London landmark, could
-have been present at three o'clock one afternoon in early January
-in the sitting-room of the suite which they had assigned to Mrs
-Elmer Ford, late of New York, they might well have felt a little
-aggrieved. Philosophers among them would possibly have meditated
-on the limitations of human effort; for they had done their best
-for Mrs Ford. They had housed her well. They had fed her well.
-They had caused inspired servants to anticipate her every need.
-Yet here she was, in the midst of all these aids to a contented
-mind, exhibiting a restlessness and impatience of her surroundings
-that would have been noticeable in a caged tigress or a prisoner
-of the Bastille. She paced the room. She sat down, picked up a
-novel, dropped it, and, rising, resumed her patrol. The clock
-striking, she compared it with her watch, which she had consulted
-two minutes before. She opened the locket that hung by a gold
-chain from her neck, looked at its contents, and sighed. Finally,
-going quickly into the bedroom, she took from a suit-case a framed
-oil-painting, and returning with it to the sitting-room, placed it
-on a chair, and stepped back, gazing at it hungrily. Her large
-brown eyes, normally hard and imperious, were strangely softened.
-Her mouth quivered.
-
-'Ogden!' she whispered.
-
-The picture which had inspired this exhibition of feeling would
-probably not have affected the casual spectator to quite the same
-degree. He would have seen merely a very faulty and amateurish
-portrait of a singularly repellent little boy of about eleven, who
-stared out from the canvas with an expression half stolid, half
-querulous; a bulgy, overfed little boy; a little boy who looked
-exactly what he was, the spoiled child of parents who had far more
-money than was good for them.
-
-As Mrs Ford gazed at the picture, and the picture stared back at
-her, the telephone bell rang. She ran to it eagerly. It was the
-office of the hotel, announcing a caller.
-
-'Yes? Yes? Who?' Her voice fell, as if the name was not the one
-she had expected. 'Oh, yes,' she said. 'Yes, ask Lord Mountry to
-come to me here, please.'
-
-She returned to the portrait. The look of impatience, which had
-left her face as the bell sounded, was back now. She suppressed it
-with an effort as her visitor entered.
-
-Lord Mountry was a blond, pink-faced, fair-moustached young man of
-about twenty-eight--a thick-set, solemn young man. He winced as he
-caught sight of the picture, which fixed him with a stony eye
-immediately on his entry, and quickly looked away.
-
-'I say, it's all right, Mrs Ford.' He was of the type which wastes
-no time on preliminary greetings. 'I've got him.'
-
-'Got him!'
-
-Mrs Ford's voice was startled.
-
-'Stanborough, you know.'
-
-'Oh! I--I was thinking of something else. Won't you sit down?'
-
-Lord Mountry sat down.
-
-'The artist, you know. You remember you said at lunch the other
-day you wanted your little boy's portrait painted, as you only had
-one of him, aged eleven--'
-
-'This is Ogden, Lord Mountry. I painted this myself.'
-
-His lordship, who had selected a chair that enabled him to present
-a shoulder to the painting, and was wearing a slightly dogged look
-suggestive of one who 'turns no more his head, because he knows a
-frightful fiend doth close behind him tread', forced himself
-round, and met his gaze with as much nonchalance as he could
-summon up.
-
-'Er, yes,' he said.
-
-He paused.
-
-'Fine manly little fellow--what?' he continued.
-
-'Yes, isn't he?'
-
-His lordship stealthily resumed his former position.
-
-'I recommended this fellow, Stanborough, if you remember. He's a
-great pal of mine, and I'd like to give him a leg up if I could.
-They tell me he's a topping artist. Don't know much about it
-myself. You told me to bring him round here this afternoon, you
-remember, to talk things over. He's waiting downstairs.'
-
-'Oh yes, yes. Of course, I've not forgotten. Thank you so much,
-Lord Mountry.'
-
-'Rather a good scheme occurred to me, that is, if you haven't
-thought over the idea of that trip on my yacht and decided it
-would bore you to death. You still feel like making one of the
-party--what?'
-
-Mrs Ford shot a swift glance at the clock.
-
-'I'm looking forward to it,' she said.
-
-'Well, then, why shouldn't we kill two birds with one stone?
-Combine the voyage and the portrait, don't you know. You could
-bring your little boy along--he'd love the trip--and I'd bring
-Stanborough--what?'
-
-This offer was not the outcome of a sudden spasm of warm-heartedness
-on his lordship's part. He had pondered the matter deeply, and had
-come to the conclusion that, though it had flaws, it was the best
-plan. He was alive to the fact that a small boy was not an absolute
-essential to the success of a yachting trip, and, since seeing
-Ogden's portrait, he had realized still more clearly that the
-scheme had draw-backs. But he badly wanted Stanborough to make
-one of the party. Whatever Ogden might be, there was no doubt that
-Billy Stanborough, that fellow of infinite jest, was the ideal
-companion for a voyage. It would make just all the difference having
-him. The trouble was that Stanborough flatly refused to take an
-indefinite holiday, on the plea that he could not afford the time.
-Upon which his lordship, seldom blessed with great ideas, had surprised
-himself by producing the scheme he had just sketched out to Mrs Ford.
-
-He looked at her expectantly, as he finished speaking, and was
-surprised to see a swift cloud of distress pass over her face. He
-rapidly reviewed his last speech. No, nothing to upset anyone in
-that. He was puzzled.
-
-She looked past him at the portrait. There was pain in her eyes.
-
-'I'm afraid you don't quite understand the position of affairs,'
-she said. Her voice was harsh and strained.
-
-'Eh?'
-
-'You see--I have not--' She stopped. 'My little boy is not--Ogden
-is not living with me just now.'
-
-'At school, eh?'
-
-'No, not at school. Let me tell you the whole position. Mr Ford
-and I did not get on very well together, and a year ago we were
-divorced in Washington, on the ground of incompatibility,
-and--and--'
-
-She choked. His lordship, a young man with a shrinking horror of
-the deeper emotions, whether exhibited in woman or man, writhed
-silently. That was the worst of these Americans! Always getting
-divorced and causing unpleasantness. How was a fellow to know? Why
-hadn't whoever it was who first introduced them--he couldn't
-remember who the dickens it was--told him about this? He had
-supposed she was just the ordinary American woman doing Europe
-with an affectionate dollar-dispensing husband in the background
-somewhere.
-
-'Er--' he said. It was all he could find to say.
-
-'And--and the court,' said Mrs Ford, between her teeth, 'gave him
-the custody of Ogden.'
-
-Lord Mountry, pink with embarrassment, gurgled sympathetically.
-
-'Since then I have not seen Ogden. That was why I was interested
-when you mentioned your friend Mr Stanborough. It struck me that
-Mr Ford could hardly object to my having a portrait of my son
-painted at my own expense. Nor do I suppose that he will, when--if
-the matter is put to him. But, well, you see it would be premature
-to make any arrangements at present for having the picture painted
-on our yacht trip.'
-
-'I'm afraid it knocks that scheme on the head,' said Lord Mountry
-mournfully.
-
-'Not necessarily.'
-
-'Eh?'
-
-'I don't want to make plans yet, but--it is possible that Ogden
-may be with us after all. Something may be--arranged.'
-
-'You think you may be able to bring him along on the yacht after
-all?'
-
-'I am hoping so.'
-
-Lord Mountry, however willing to emit sympathetic gurgles, was too
-plain and straightforward a young man to approve of wilful
-blindness to obvious facts.
-
-'I don't see how you are going to override the decision of the
-court. It holds good in England, I suppose?'
-
-'I am hoping something may be--arranged.'
-
-'Oh, same here, same here. Certainly.' Having done his duty by not
-allowing plain facts to be ignored, his lordship was ready to
-become sympathetic again. 'By the way, where is Ogden?'
-
-'He is down at Mr Ford's house in the country. But--'
-
-She was interrupted by the ringing of the telephone bell. She was
-out of her seat and across the room at the receiver with what
-appeared to Lord Mountry's startled gaze one bound. As she put the
-instrument to her ear a wave of joy swept over her face. She gave
-a little cry of delight and excitement.
-
-'Send them right up at once,' she said, and turned to Lord Mountry
-transformed.
-
-'Lord Mountry,' she said quickly, 'please don't think me
-impossibly rude if I turn you out. Some--some people are coming to
-see me. I must--'
-
-His lordship rose hurriedly.
-
-'Of course. Of course. Certainly. Where did I put my--ah, here.'
-He seized his hat, and by way of economizing effort, knocked his
-stick on to the floor with the same movement. Mrs Ford watched his
-bendings and gropings with growing impatience, till finally he
-rose, a little flushed but with a full hand--stick, gloves, and
-hat, all present and correct.
-
-'Good-bye, then, Mrs Ford, for the present. You'll let me know if
-your little boy will be able to make one of our party on the
-yacht?'
-
-'Yes, yes. Thank you ever so much. Good-bye.'
-
-'Good-bye.'
-
-He reached the door and opened it.
-
-'By Jove,' he said, springing round--'Stanborough! What about
-Stanborough? Shall I tell him to wait? He's down below, you know!'
-
-'Yes, yes. Tell Mr Stanborough I'm dreadfully sorry to have to
-keep him waiting, and ask him if he won't stay for a few minutes
-in the Palm Room.'
-
-Inspiration came to Lord Mountry.
-
-'I'll give him a drink,' he said.
-
-'Yes, yes, anything. Lord Mountry, you really must go. I know I'm
-rude. I don't know what I'm saying. But--my boy is returning to
-me.'
-
-The accumulated chivalry of generations of chivalrous ancestors
-acted like a spur on his lordship. He understood but dimly, yet
-enough to enable him to realize that a scene was about to take
-place in which he was most emphatically not 'on'. A mother's
-meeting with her long-lost child, this is a sacred thing. This was
-quite clear to him, so, turning like a flash, he bounded through
-the doorway, and, as somebody happened to be coming in at the same
-time, there was a collision, which left him breathing apologies in
-his familiar attitude of stooping to pick up his hat.
-
-The new-comers were a tall, strikingly handsome girl, with a
-rather hard and cynical cast of countenance. She was leading by
-the hand a small, fat boy of about fourteen years of age, whose
-likeness to the portrait on the chair proclaimed his identity. He
-had escaped the collision, but seemed offended by it; for, eyeing
-the bending peer with cold distaste, he summed up his opinion of
-him in the one word 'Chump!'
-
-Lord Mountry rose.
-
-'I beg your pardon,' he said for perhaps the seventh time. He was
-thoroughly unstrung. Always excessively shy, he was embarrassed
-now by quite a variety of causes. The world was full of eyes--Mrs
-Ford's saying 'Go!' Ogden's saying 'Fool!' the portrait saying
-'Idiot!' and, finally, the eyes of this wonderfully handsome girl,
-large, grey, cool, amused, and contemptuous saying--so it seemed
-to him in that feverish moment--'Who is this curious pink person
-who cumbers the ground before me?'
-
-'I--I beg your pardon.' he repeated.
-
-'Ought to look where you're going,' said Ogden severely.
-
-'Not at all,' said the girl. 'Won't you introduce me, Nesta?'
-
-'Lord Mountry--Miss Drassilis,' said Mrs Ford.
-
-'I'm afraid we're driving Lord Mountry away,' said the girl. Her
-eyes seemed to his lordship larger, greyer, cooler, more amused,
-and more contemptuous than ever. He floundered in them like an
-unskilful swimmer in deep waters.
-
-'No, no,' he stammered. 'Give you my word. Just going. Good-bye.
-You won't forget to let me know about the yacht, Mrs Ford--what?
-It'll be an awfully jolly party. Good-bye, good-bye, Miss
-Drassilis.'
-
-He looked at Ogden for an instant, as if undecided whether to take
-the liberty of addressing him too, and then, his heart apparently
-failing him, turned and bolted. From down the corridor came the
-clatter of a dropped stick.
-
-Cynthia Drassilis closed the door and smiled.
-
-'A nervous young person!' she said. 'What was he saying about a
-yacht, Nesta?'
-
-Mrs Ford roused herself from her fascinated contemplation of
-Ogden.
-
-'Oh, nothing. Some of us are going to the south of France in his
-yacht next week.'
-
-'What a delightful idea!'
-
-There was a certain pensive note in Cynthia's voice.
-
-'A splendid idea!' she murmured.
-
-Mrs Ford swooped. She descended on Ogden in a swirl and rustle of
-expensive millinery, and clasped him to her.
-
-'My boy!'
-
-It is not given to everybody to glide neatly into a scene of tense
-emotion. Ogden failed to do so. He wriggled roughly from the
-embrace.
-
-'Got a cigarette?' he said.
-
-He was an extraordinarily unpleasant little boy. Physically the
-portrait standing on the chair did him more than justice. Painted
-by a mother's loving hand, it flattered him. It was bulgy. He was
-more bulgy. It was sullen. He scowled. And, art having its
-limitations, particularly amateur art, the portrait gave no hint
-of his very repellent manner. He was an intensely sophisticated
-child. He had the air of one who has seen all life has to offer,
-and is now permanently bored. His speech and bearing were those of
-a young man, and a distinctly unlovable young man.
-
-Even Mrs Ford was momentarily chilled. She laughed shakily.
-
-'How very matter-of-fact you are, darling!' she said.
-
-Cynthia was regarding the heir to the Ford millions with her usual
-steady, half-contemptuous gaze.
-
-'He has been that all day,' she said. 'You have no notion what a
-help it was to me.'
-
-Mrs Ford turned to her effusively.
-
-'Oh, Cynthia, dear, I haven't thanked you.'
-
-'No,' interpolated the girl dryly.
-
-'You're a wonder, darling. You really are. I've been repeating
-that ever since I got your telegram from Eastnor.' She broke off.
-'Ogden, come near me, my little son.'
-
-He lurched towards her sullenly.
-
-'Don't muss a fellow now,' he stipulated, before allowing himself
-to be enfolded in the outstretched arms.
-
-'Tell me, Cynthia,' resumed Mrs Ford, 'how did you do it? I was
-telling Lord Mountry that I _hoped_ I might see my Ogden again
-soon, but I never really hoped. It seemed too impossible that you
-should succeed.'
-
-'This Lord Mountry of yours,' said Cynthia. 'How did you get to
-know him? Why have I not seen him before?'
-
-'I met him in Paris in the fall. He has been out of London for a
-long time, looking after his father, who was ill.'
-
-'I see.'
-
-'He has been most kind, making arrangements about getting Ogden's
-portrait painted. But, bother Lord Mountry. How did we get
-sidetracked on to him? Tell me how you got Ogden away.'
-
-Cynthia yawned.
-
-'It was extraordinarily easy, as it turned out, you see.'
-
-'Ogden, darling,' observed Mrs Ford, 'don't go away. I want you
-near me.'
-
-'Oh, all right.'
-
-'Then stay by me, angel-face.'
-
-'Oh, slush!' muttered angel-face beneath his breath. 'Say, I'm
-darned hungry,' he added.
-
-It was if an electric shock had been applied to Mrs Ford. She
-sprang to her feet.
-
-'My poor child! Of course you must have some lunch. Ring the bell,
-Cynthia. I'll have them send up some here.'
-
-'I'll have _mine_ here,' said Cynthia.
-
-'Oh, you've had no lunch either! I was forgetting that.'
-
-'I thought you were.'
-
-'You must both lunch here.'
-
-'Really,' said Cynthia, 'I think it would be better if Ogden had
-his downstairs in the restaurant.'
-
-'Want to talk scandal, eh?'
-
-'Ogden, _dearest!_' said Mrs Ford. 'Very well, Cynthia. Go,
-Ogden. You will order yourself something substantial, marvel-child?'
-
-'Bet your life,' said the son and heir tersely.
-
-There was a brief silence as the door closed. Cynthia gazed at her
-friend with a peculiar expression.
-
-'Well, I did it, dear,' she said.
-
-'Yes. It's splendid. You're a wonder, darling.'
-
-'Yes,' said Cynthia.
-
-There was another silence.
-
-'By the way,' said Mrs Ford, 'didn't you say there was a little
-thing, a small bill, that was worrying you?'
-
-'Did I mention it? Yes, there is. It's rather pressing. In fact,
-it's taking up most of the horizon at present. Here it is.'
-
-'Is it a large sum?' Mrs Ford took the slip of paper and gave a slight
-gasp. Then, coming to the bureau, she took out her cheque-book.
-
-'It's very kind of you, Nesta,' said Cynthia. 'They were beginning
-to show quite a vindictive spirit about it.'
-
-She folded the cheque calmly and put it in her purse.
-
-'And now tell me how you did it,' said Mrs Ford.
-
-She dropped into a chair and leaned back, her hands behind her
-head. For the first time, she seemed to enjoy perfect peace of
-mind. Her eyes half closed, as if she had been making ready to
-listen to some favourite music.
-
-'Tell me from the very beginning,' she said softly.
-
-Cynthia checked a yawn.
-
-'Very well, dear,' she said. 'I caught the 10.20 to Eastnor, which
-isn't a bad train, if you ever want to go down there. I arrived at
-a quarter past twelve, and went straight up to the house--you've
-never seen the house, of course? It's quite charming--and told the
-butler that I wanted to see Mr Ford on business. I had taken the
-precaution to find out that he was not there. He is at Droitwich.'
-
-'Rheumatism,' murmured Mrs Ford. 'He has it sometimes.'
-
-'The man told me he was away, and then he seemed to think that I
-ought to go. I stuck like a limpet. I sent him to fetch Ogden's
-tutor. His name is Broster--Reggie Broster. He is a very nice
-young man. Big, broad shoulders, and such a kind face.'
-
-'Yes, dear, yes?'
-
-'I told him I was doing a series of drawings for a magazine of the
-interiors of well-known country houses.'
-
-'He believed you?'
-
-'He believed everything. He's that kind of man. He believed me
-when I told him that my editor particularly wanted me to sketch
-the staircase. They had told me about the staircase at the inn. I
-forget what it is exactly, but it's something rather special in
-staircases.'
-
-'So you got in?'
-
-'So I got in.'
-
-'And saw Ogden?'
-
-'Only for a moment--then Reggie--'
-
-'Who?'
-
-'Mr Broster. I always think of him as Reggie. He's one of Nature's
-Reggies. _Such_ a kind, honest face. Well, as I was saying,
-Reggie discovered that it was time for lessons, and sent Ogden
-upstairs.'
-
-'By himself?'
-
-'By himself! Reggie and I chatted for a while.'
-
-Mrs Ford's eyes opened, brown and bright and hard.
-
-'Mr Broster is not a proper tutor for my boy,' she said coldly.
-
-'I suppose it was wrong of Reggie,' said Cynthia. 'But--I was
-wearing this hat.'
-
-'Go on.'
-
-'Well, after a time, I said I must be starting my work. He wanted
-me to start with the room we were in. I said no, I was going out
-into the grounds to sketch the house from the EAST. I chose the
-EAST because it happens to be nearest the railway station. I added
-that I supposed he sometimes took Ogden for a little walk in the
-grounds. He said yes, he did, and it was just about due. He said
-possibly he might come round my way. He said Ogden would be
-interested in my sketch. He seemed to think a lot of Ogden's
-fondness for art.'
-
-'Mr Broster is _not_ a proper tutor for my boy.'
-
-'Well, he isn't your boy's tutor now, is he, dear?'
-
-'What happened then?'
-
-'I strolled off with my sketching things. After a while Reggie and
-Ogden came up. I said I hadn't been able to work because I had
-been frightened by a bull.'
-
-'Did he believe _that_?'
-
-'_Certainly_ he believed it. He was most kind and sympathetic.
-We had a nice chat. He told me all about himself. He used to be
-very good at football. He doesn't play now, but he often thinks of
-the past.'
-
-'But he must have seen that you couldn't sketch. Then what became
-of your magazine commission story?'
-
-'Well, somehow the sketch seemed to get shelved. I didn't even
-have to start it. We were having our chat, you see. Reggie was
-telling me how good he had been at football when he was at Oxford,
-and he wanted me to see a newspaper clipping of a Varsity match he
-had played in. I said I'd love to see it. He said it was in his
-suit-case in the house. So I promised to look after Ogden while he
-fetched it. I sent him off to get it just in time for us to catch
-the train. Off he went, and here we are. And now, won't you order
-that lunch you mentioned? I'm starving.'
-
-Mrs Ford rose. Half-way to the telephone she stopped suddenly.
-
-'My dear child! It has only just struck me! We must leave here at
-once. He will have followed you. He will guess that Ogden has been
-kidnapped.'
-
-Cynthia smiled.
-
-'Believe me, it takes Reggie quite a long time to guess anything.
-Besides, there are no trains for hours. We are quite safe.'
-
-'Are you sure?'
-
-'Absolutely. I made certain of that before I left.'
-
-Mrs Ford kissed her impulsively.
-
-'Oh, Cynthia, you really are wonderful!'
-
-She started back with a cry as the bell rang sharply.
-
-'For goodness' sake, Nesta,' said Cynthia, with irritation, 'do
-keep control of yourself. There's nothing to be frightened about.
-I tell you Mr Broster can't possibly have got here in the time,
-even if he knew where to go to, which I don't see how he could.
-It's probably Ogden.'
-
-The colour came back into Mrs Ford's cheeks.
-
-'Why, of course.'
-
-Cynthia opened the door.
-
-'Come in, darling,' said Mrs Ford fondly. And a wiry little man
-with grey hair and spectacles entered.
-
-'Good afternoon, Mrs Ford,' he said. 'I have come to take Ogden
-back.'
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-
-There are some situations in life so unexpected, so trying, that,
-as far as concerns our opinion of those subjected to them, we
-agree, as it were, not to count them; we refuse to allow the
-victim's behaviour in circumstances so exacting to weigh with us
-in our estimate of his or her character. We permit the great
-general, confronted suddenly with a mad bull, to turn and run,
-without forfeiting his reputation for courage. The bishop who,
-stepping on a concealed slide in winter, entertains passers-by
-with momentary rag-time steps, loses none of his dignity once the
-performance is concluded.
-
-In the same way we must condone the behaviour of Cynthia Drassilis
-on opening the door of Mrs Ford's sitting-room and admitting, not
-Ogden, but this total stranger, who accompanied his entry with the
-remarkable speech recorded at the close of the last section.
-
-She was a girl who prided herself on her carefully blase' and
-supercilious attitude towards life; but this changeling was too
-much for her. She released the handle, tottered back, and, having
-uttered a discordant squeak of amazement, stood staring, eyes and
-mouth wide open.
-
-On Mrs Ford the apparition had a different effect. The rather
-foolish smile of welcome vanished from her face as if wiped away
-with a sponge. Her eyes, fixed and frightened like those of a
-trapped animal, glared at the intruder. She took a step forward,
-choking.
-
-'What--what do you mean by daring to enter my room?' she cried.
-
-The man held his ground, unmoved. His bearing was a curious blend
-of diffidence and aggressiveness. He was determined, but
-apologetic. A hired assassin of the Middle Ages, resolved to do
-his job loyally, yet conscious of causing inconvenience to his
-victim, might have looked the same.
-
-'I am sorry,' he said, 'but I must ask you to let me have the boy,
-Mrs Ford.'
-
-Cynthia was herself again now. She raked the intruder with the
-cool stare which had so disconcerted Lord Mountry.
-
-'Who is this gentleman?' she asked languidly.
-
-The intruder was made of tougher stuff than his lordship. He met
-her eye with quiet firmness.
-
-'My name is Mennick,' he said. 'I am Mr Elmer Ford's private
-secretary.'
-
-'What do you want?' said Mrs Ford.
-
-'I have already explained what I want, Mrs Ford. I want Ogden.'
-
-Cynthia raised her eyebrows.
-
-'What _does_ he mean, Nesta? Ogden is not here.'
-
-Mr Mennick produced from his breast-pocket a telegraph form, and
-in his quiet, business-like way proceeded to straighten it out.
-
-'I have here,' he said, 'a telegram from Mr Broster, Ogden's
-tutor. It was one of the conditions of his engagement that if ever
-he was not certain of Ogden's whereabouts he should let me know at
-once. He tells me that early this afternoon he left Ogden in the
-company of a strange young lady'--Mr Mennick's spectacles flashed
-for a moment at Cynthia--'and that, when he returned, both of them
-had disappeared. He made inquiries and discovered that this young
-lady caught the 1.15 express to London, Ogden with her. On receipt
-of this information I at once wired to Mr Ford for instructions. I
-have his reply'--he fished for and produced a second telegram--'here.'
-
-'I still fail to see what brings you here,' said Mrs Ford. 'Owing
-to the gross carelessness of his father's employees, my son
-appears to have been kidnapped. That is no reason--'
-
-'I will read Mr Ford's telegram,' proceeded Mr Mennick unmoved.
-'It is rather long. I think Mr Ford is somewhat annoyed. "The boy
-has obviously been stolen by some hireling of his mother's." I am
-reading Mr Ford's actual words,' he said, addressing Cynthia with
-that touch of diffidence which had marked his manner since his
-entrance.
-
-'Don't apologize,' said Cynthia, with a short laugh. 'You're not
-responsible for Mr Ford's rudeness.'
-
-Mr Mennick bowed.
-
-'He continued: "Remove him from her illegal restraint. If
-necessary call in police and employ force."'
-
-'Charming!' said Mrs Ford.
-
-'Practical,' said Mr Mennick. 'There is more. "Before doing
-anything else sack that fool of a tutor, then go to Agency and
-have them recommend good private school for boy. On no account
-engage another tutor. They make me tired. Fix all this today. Send
-Ogden back to Eastnor with Mrs Sheridan. She will stay there with
-him till further notice." That is Mr Ford's message.'
-
-Mr Mennick folded both documents carefully and replaced them in
-his pocket.
-
-Mrs Ford looked at the clock.
-
-'And now, would you mind going, Mr Mennick?'
-
-'I am sorry to appear discourteous, Mrs Ford, but I cannot go
-without Ogden.'
-
-'I shall telephone to the office to send up a porter to remove
-you.'
-
-'I shall take advantage of his presence to ask him to fetch a
-policeman.'
-
-In the excitement of combat the veneer of apologetic diffidence
-was beginning to wear off Mr Mennick. He spoke irritably. Cynthia
-appealed to his reason with the air of a bored princess descending
-to argument with a groom.
-
-'Can't you see for yourself that he's not here?' she said. 'Do you
-think we are hiding him?'
-
-'Perhaps you would like to search my bedroom?' said Mrs Ford,
-flinging the door open.
-
-Mr Mennick remained uncrushed.
-
-'Quite unnecessary, Mrs Ford. I take it, from the fact that he
-does not appear to be in this suite, that he is downstairs making
-a late luncheon in the restaurant.'
-
-'I shall telephone--'
-
-'And tell them to send him up. Believe me, Mrs Ford, it is the
-only thing to do. You have my deepest sympathy, but I am employed
-by Mr Ford and must act solely in his interests. The law is on my
-side. I am here to fetch Ogden away, and I am going to have him.'
-
-'You shan't!'
-
-'I may add that, when I came up here, I left Mrs Sheridan--she is
-a fellow-secretary of mine. You may remember Mr Ford mentioning
-her in his telegram--I left her to search the restaurant and
-grill-room, with instructions to bring Ogden, if found, to me in
-this room.'
-
-The door-bell rang. He went to the door and opened it.
-
-'Come in, Mrs Sheridan. Ah!'
-
-A girl in a plain, neat blue dress entered the room. She was a
-small, graceful girl of about twenty-five, pretty and brisk, with
-the air of one accustomed to look after herself in a difficult
-world. Her eyes were clear and steady, her mouth sensitive but
-firm, her chin the chin of one who has met trouble and faced it
-bravely. A little soldier.
-
-She was shepherding Ogden before her, a gorged but still sullen
-Ogden. He sighted Mr Mennick and stopped.
-
-'Hello!' he said. 'What have you blown in for?'
-
-'He was just in the middle of his lunch,' said the girl. 'I
-thought you wouldn't mind if I let him finish.'
-
-'Say, what's it all about, anyway?' demanded Ogden crossly. 'Can't
-a fellow have a bit of grub in peace? You give me a pain.'
-
-Mr Mennick explained.
-
-'Your father wishes you to return to Eastnor, Ogden.'
-
-'Oh, all right. I guess I'd better go, then. Good-bye, ma.'
-
-Mrs Ford choked.
-
-'Kiss me, Ogden.'
-
-Ogden submitted to the embrace in sulky silence. The others
-comported themselves each after his or her own fashion. Mr Mennick
-fingered his chin uncomfortably. Cynthia turned to the table and
-picked up an illustrated paper. Mrs Sheridan's eyes filled with
-tears. She took a half-step towards Mrs Ford, as if about to
-speak, then drew back.
-
-'Come, Ogden,' said Mr Mennick gruffly. Necessary, this Hired
-Assassin work, but painful--devilish painful. He breathed a sigh
-of relief as he passed into the corridor with his prize.
-
-At the door Mrs Sheridan hesitated, stopped, and turned.
-
-'I'm sorry,' she said impulsively.
-
-Mrs Ford turned away without speaking, and went into the bedroom.
-
-Cynthia laid down her paper.
-
-'One moment, Mrs Sheridan.'
-
-The girl had turned to go. She stopped.
-
-'Can you give me a minute? Come in and shut the door. Won't you
-sit down? Very well. You seemed sorry for Mrs Ford just now.'
-
-'I am very sorry for Mrs Ford. Very sorry. I hate to see her
-suffering. I wish Mr Mennick had not brought me into this.'
-
-'Nesta's mad about that boy,' said Cynthia. 'Heaven knows why.
-_I_ never saw such a repulsive child in my life. However,
-there it is. I am sorry for you. I gathered from what Mr Mennick
-said that you were to have a good deal of Ogden's society for some
-time to come. How do you feel about it?'
-
-Mrs Sheridan moved towards the door.
-
-'I must be going,' she said. 'Mr Mennick will be waiting for me.'
-
-'One moment. Tell me, don't you think, after what you saw just
-now, that Mrs Ford is the proper person to have charge of Ogden?
-You see how devoted she is to him?'
-
-'May I be quite frank with you?'
-
-'Please.'
-
-'Well, then, I think that Mrs Ford's influence is the worst
-possible for Ogden. I am sorry for her, but that does not alter my
-opinion. It is entirely owing to Mrs Ford that Ogden is what he
-is. She spoiled him, indulged him in every way, never checked
-him--till he has become--well, what you yourself called him,
-repulsive.'
-
-Cynthia laughed.
-
-'Oh well,' she said, 'I only talked that mother's love stuff
-because you looked the sort of girl who would like it. We can drop
-all that now, and come down to business.'
-
-'I don't understand you.'
-
-'You will. I don't know if you think that I kidnapped Ogden from
-sheer affection for Mrs Ford. I like Nesta, but not as much as
-that. No. I'm one of the Get-Rich-Quick-Wallingfords, and I'm
-looking out for myself all the time. There's no one else to do it
-for me. I've a beastly home. My father's dead. My mother's a cat.
-So--'
-
-'Please stop,' said Mrs Sheridan. I don't know why you are telling
-me all this.'
-
-'Yes, you do. I don't know what salary Mr Ford pays you, but I
-don't suppose it's anything princely. Why don't you come over to
-us? Mrs Ford would give you the earth if you smuggled Ogden back
-to her.'
-
-'You seem to be trying to bribe me,' said Mrs Sheridan.
-
-'In this case,' said Cynthia, 'appearances aren't deceptive. I
-am.'
-
-'Good afternoon.'
-
-'Don't be a little fool.'
-
-The door slammed.
-
-'Come back!' cried Cynthia. She took a step as if to follow, but
-gave up the idea with a laugh. She sat down and began to read her
-illustrated paper again. Presently the bedroom door opened. Mrs
-Ford came in. She touched her eyes with a handkerchief as she
-entered. Cynthia looked up.
-
-'I'm very sorry, Nesta,' she said.
-
-Mrs Ford went to the window and looked out.
-
-'I'm not going to break down, if that's what you mean,' she said.
-'I don't care. And, anyhow, it shows that it _can_ be done.'
-
-Cynthia turned a page of her paper.
-
-'I've just been trying my hand at bribery and corruption.'
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-'Oh, I promised and vowed many things in your name to that
-secretary person, the female one--not Mennick--if she would help
-us. Nothing doing. I told her to let us have Ogden as soon as
-possible, C.O.D., and she withered me with a glance and went.'
-
-Mrs Ford shrugged her shoulders impatiently.
-
-'Oh, let her go. I'm sick of amateurs.'
-
-'Thank you, dear,' said Cynthia.
-
-'Oh, I know you did your best. For an amateur you did wonderfully
-well. But amateurs never really succeed. There were a dozen little
-easy precautions which we neglected to take. What we want is a
-professional; a man whose business is kidnapping; the sort of man
-who kidnaps as a matter of course; someone like Smooth Sam
-Fisher.'
-
-'My dear Nesta! Who? I don't think I know the gentleman.'
-
-'He tried to kidnap Ogden in 1906, when we were in New York. At
-least, the police put it down to him, though they could prove
-nothing. Then there was a horrible man, the police said he was
-called Buck MacGinnis. He tried in 1907. That was in Chicago.'
-
-'Good gracious! Kidnapping Ogden seems to be as popular as
-football. And I thought I was a pioneer!'
-
-Something approaching pride came into Mrs Ford's voice.
-
-'I don't suppose there's a child in America,' she said, 'who has
-had to be so carefully guarded. Why, the kidnappers had a special
-name for him--they called him "The Little Nugget". For years we
-never allowed him out of our sight without a detective to watch
-him.'
-
-'Well, Mr Ford seems to have changed all that now. I saw no
-detectives. I suppose he thinks they aren't necessary in England.
-Or perhaps he relied on Mr Broster. Poor Reggie!'
-
-'It was criminally careless of him. This will be a lesson to him.
-He will be more careful in future how he leaves Ogden at the mercy
-of anybody who cares to come along and snap him up.'
-
-'Which, incidentally, does not make your chance of getting him
-away any lighter.'
-
-'Oh, I've given up hope now,' said Mrs Ford resignedly.
-
-'_I_ haven't,' said Cynthia.
-
-There was something in her voice which made her companion turn
-sharply and look at her. Mrs Ford might affect to be resigned, but
-she was a woman of determination, and if the recent reverse had
-left her bruised, it had by no means crushed her.
-
-'Cynthia! What do you mean? What are you hinting?'
-
-'You despise amateurs, Nesta, but, for all that, it seems that
-your professionals who kidnap as a matter of course and all the
-rest of it have not been a bit more successful. It was not my want
-of experience that made me fail. It was my sex. This is man's
-work. If I had been a man, I should at least have had brute force
-to fall back upon when Mr Mennick arrived.'
-
-Mrs Ford nodded.
-
-'Yes, but--'
-
-'And,' continued Cynthia, 'as all these Smooth Sam Fishers of
-yours have failed too, it is obvious that the only way to kidnap
-Ogden is from within. We must have some man working for us in the
-enemy's camp.'
-
-'Which is impossible,' said Mrs Ford dejectedly.
-
-'Not at all.'
-
-'You know a man?'
-
-'I know _the_ man.'
-
-'Cynthia! What do you mean? Who is he?'
-
-'His name is Peter Burns.'
-
-Mrs Ford shook her head.
-
-'I don't know him.'
-
-'I'll introduce you. You'll like him.'
-
-'But, Cynthia, how do you know he would be willing to help us?'
-
-'He would do it for me,' Cynthia paused. 'You see,' she went on,
-'we are engaged to be married.'
-
-'My dear Cynthia! Why did you not tell me? When did it happen?'
-
-'Last night at the Fletchers' dance.'
-
-Mrs Ford's eyes opened.
-
-'Last night! Were you at a dance last night? And two railway
-journeys today! You must be tired to death.'
-
-'Oh, I'm all right, thanks. I suppose I shall be a wreck and not
-fit to be seen tomorrow, but just at present I feel as if nothing
-could tire me. It's the effect of being engaged, perhaps.'
-
-'Tell me about him.'
-
-'Well, he's rich, and good-looking, and amiable'--Cynthia ticked
-off these qualities on her fingers--'and I think he's brave, and
-he's certainly not so stupid as Mr Broster.'
-
-'And you're very much in love with him?'
-
-'I like him. There's no harm in Peter.'
-
-'You certainly aren't wildly enthusiastic!'
-
-'Oh, we shall hit it off quite well together. I needn't pose to
-_you_, Nesta, thank goodness! That's one reason why I'm fond
-of you. You know how I am situated. I've got to marry some one
-rich, and Peter's quite the nicest rich man I've ever met. He's
-really wonderfully unselfish. I can't understand it. With his
-money, you would expect him to be a perfect horror.'
-
-A thought seemed to strike Mrs Ford.
-
-'But, if he's so rich--' she began. 'I forget what I was going to
-say,' she broke off.
-
-'Dear Nesta, I know what you were going to say. If he's so rich,
-why should he be marrying me, when he could take his pick of half
-London? Well, I'll tell you. He's marrying me for one reason,
-because he's sorry for me: for another, because I had the sense to
-make him. He didn't think he was going to marry anyone. A few
-years ago he had a disappointment. A girl jilted him. She must
-have been a fool. He thought he was going to live the rest of his
-life alone with his broken heart. I didn't mean to allow that.
-It's taken a long time--over two years, from start to finish--but
-I've done it. He's a sentimentalist. I worked on his sympathy, and
-last night I made him propose to me at the Fletchers' dance.'
-
-Mrs Ford had not listened to these confidences unmoved. Several
-times she had tried to interrupt, but had been brushed aside. Now
-she spoke sharply.
-
-'You know I was not going to say anything of the kind. And I don't
-think you should speak in this horrible, cynical way of--of--'
-
-She stopped, flushing. There were moments when she hated Cynthia.
-These occurred for the most part when the latter, as now, stirred
-her to an exhibition of honest feeling which she looked on as
-rather unbecoming. Mrs Ford had spent twenty years trying to
-forget that her husband had married her from behind the counter of
-a general store in an Illinois village, and these lapses into the
-uncultivated genuineness of her girlhood made her uncomfortable.
-
-'I wasn't going to say anything of the kind,' she repeated.
-
-Cynthia was all smiling good-humour.
-
-'I know. I was only teasing you. "Stringing", they call it in your
-country, don't they?'
-
-Mrs Ford was mollified.
-
-'I'm sorry, Cynthia. I didn't mean to snap at you. All the
-same ...' She hesitated. What she wanted to ask smacked so
-dreadfully of Mechanicsville, Illinois. Yet she put the question
-bravely, for she was somehow feeling quite troubled about this
-unknown Mr Burns. 'Aren't you really fond of him at all, Cynthia?'
-
-Cynthia beamed.
-
-'Of course I am! He's a dear. Nothing would make me give him up.
-I'm devoted to old Peter. I only told you all that about him
-because it shows you how kind-hearted he is. He'll do anything for
-me. Well, shall I sound him about Ogden?'
-
-The magic word took Mrs Ford's mind off the matrimonial future of
-Mr Burns, and brought him into prominence in his capacity of
-knight-errant. She laughed happily. The contemplation of Mr Burns
-as knight-errant healed the sting of defeat. The affair of Mr
-Mennick began to appear in the light of a mere skirmish.
-
-'You take my breath away!' she said. 'How do you propose that Mr
-Burns shall help us?'
-
-'It's perfectly simple. You heard Mr Mennick read that telegram.
-Ogden is to be sent to a private school. Peter shall go there
-too.'
-
-'But how? I don't understand. We don't know which school Mr
-Mennick will choose.'
-
-'We can very soon find out.'
-
-'But how can Mr Burns go there?'
-
-'Nothing easier. He will be a young man who has been left a little
-money and wants to start a school of his own. He goes to Ogden's
-man and suggests that he pay a small premium to come to him for a
-term as an extra-assistant-master, to learn the business. Mr Man
-will jump at him. He will be getting the bargain of his life.
-Peter didn't get much of a degree at Oxford, but I believe he was
-wonderful at games. From a private-school point of view he's a
-treasure.'
-
-'But--would he do it?'
-
-'I think I can persuade him.'
-
-Mrs Ford kissed her with an enthusiasm which hitherto she had
-reserved for Ogden.
-
-'My darling girl,' she cried, 'if you knew how happy you have made
-me!'
-
-'I do,' said Cynthia definitely. 'And now you can do the same for
-me.'
-
-'Anything, anything! You must have some more hats.'
-
-'I don't want any more hats. I want to go with you on Lord
-Mountry's yacht to the Riviera.'
-
-'Of course,' said Mrs Ford after a slight pause, 'it isn't my
-party, you know, dear.'
-
-'No. But you can work me in, darling.'
-
-'It's quite a small party. Very quiet.'
-
-'Crowds bore me. I enjoy quiet.'
-
-Mrs Ford capitulated.
-
-'I fancy you are doing me a very good turn,' she said. 'You must
-certainly come on the yacht.'
-
-'I'll tell Peter to come straight round here now,' said Cynthia
-simply. She went to the telephone.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-Part Two
-
-
-In which other interested parties, notably one Buck MacGinnis and
-a trade rival, Smooth Sam Fisher, make other plans for the Nugget's
-future. Of stirring times at a private school for young gentlemen.
-Of stratagems, spoils, and alarms by night. Of journeys ending in
-lovers' meetings. The whole related by Mr Peter Burns, gentleman
-of leisure, who forfeits that leisure in a good cause.
-
-
-
-Peter Burns's Narrative
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 1
-
-
-I
-
-I am strongly of the opinion that, after the age of twenty-one, a
-man ought not to be out of bed and awake at four in the morning.
-The hour breeds thought. At twenty-one, life being all future, it
-may be examined with impunity. But, at thirty, having become an
-uncomfortable mixture of future and past, it is a thing to be
-looked at only when the sun is high and the world full of warmth
-and optimism.
-
-This thought came to me as I returned to my rooms after the
-Fletchers' ball. The dawn was breaking as I let myself in. The air
-was heavy with the peculiar desolation of a London winter morning.
-The houses looked dead and untenanted. A cart rumbled past, and
-across the grey street a dingy black cat, moving furtively along
-the pavement, gave an additional touch of forlornness to the
-scene.
-
-I shivered. I was tired and hungry, and the reaction after the
-emotions of the night had left me dispirited.
-
-I was engaged to be married. An hour back I had proposed to
-Cynthia Drassilis. And I can honestly say that it had come as a
-great surprise to me.
-
-Why had I done it? Did I love her? It was so difficult to analyse
-love: and perhaps the mere fact that I was attempting the task was
-an answer to the question. Certainly I had never tried to do so
-five years ago when I had loved Audrey Blake. I had let myself be
-carried on from day to day in a sort of trance, content to be
-utterly happy, without dissecting my happiness. But I was five
-years younger then, and Audrey was--Audrey.
-
-I must explain Audrey, for she in her turn explains Cynthia.
-
-I have no illusions regarding my character when I first met Audrey
-Blake. Nature had given me the soul of a pig, and circumstances
-had conspired to carry on Nature's work. I loved comfort, and I
-could afford to have it. From the moment I came of age and
-relieved my trustees of the care of my money, I wrapped myself in
-comfort as in a garment. I wallowed in egoism. In fact, if,
-between my twenty-first and my twenty-fifth birthdays, I had one
-unselfish thought, or did one genuinely unselfish action, my
-memory is a blank on the point.
-
-It was at the height of this period that I became engaged to
-Audrey. Now that I can understand her better and see myself,
-impartially, as I was in those days, I can realize how indescribably
-offensive I must have been. My love was real, but that did not
-prevent its patronizing complacency being an insult. I was King
-Cophetua. If I did not actually say in so many words, 'This
-beggar-maid shall be my queen', I said it plainly and often in my
-manner. She was the daughter of a dissolute, evil-tempered artist
-whom I had met at a Bohemian club. He made a living by painting
-an occasional picture, illustrating an occasional magazine-story,
-but mainly by doing advertisement work. A proprietor of a patent
-Infants' Food, not satisfied with the bare statement that Baby
-Cried For It, would feel it necessary to push the fact home to the
-public through the medium of Art, and Mr Blake would be commissioned
-to draw the picture. A good many specimens of his work in this vein
-were to be found in the back pages of the magazines.
-
-A man may make a living by these means, but it is one that
-inclines him to jump at a wealthy son-in-law. Mr Blake jumped at
-me. It was one of his last acts on this earth. A week after he
-had--as I now suspect--bullied Audrey into accepting me, he died
-of pneumonia.
-
-His death had several results. It postponed the wedding: it
-stirred me to a very crescendo of patronage, for with the removal
-of the bread-winner the only flaw in my Cophetua pose had
-vanished: and it gave Audrey a great deal more scope than she had
-hitherto been granted for the exercise of free will in the choice
-of a husband.
-
-This last aspect of the matter was speedily brought to my notice,
-which till then it had escaped, by a letter from her, handed to me
-one night at the club, where I was sipping coffee and musing on
-the excellence of life in this best of all possible worlds.
-
-It was brief and to the point. She had been married that morning.
-
-To say that that moment was a turning point in my life would be to
-use a ridiculously inadequate phrase. It dynamited my life. In a
-sense it killed me. The man I had been died that night, regretted,
-I imagine, by few. Whatever I am today, I am certainly not the
-complacent spectator of life that I had been before that night.
-
-I crushed the letter in my hand, and sat staring at it, my pigsty
-in ruins about my ears, face to face with the fact that, even in a
-best of all possible worlds, money will not buy everything.
-
-I remember, as I sat there, a man, a club acquaintance, a bore
-from whom I had fled many a time, came and settled down beside me
-and began to talk. He was a small man, but he possessed a voice to
-which one had to listen. He talked and talked and talked. How I
-loathed him, as I sat trying to think through his stream of words.
-I see now that he saved me. He forced me out of myself. But at the
-time he oppressed me. I was raw and bleeding. I was struggling to
-grasp the incredible. I had taken Audrey's unalterable affection
-for granted. She was the natural complement to my scheme of
-comfort. I wanted her; I had chosen and was satisfied with her,
-therefore all was well. And now I had to adjust my mind to the
-impossible fact that I had lost her.
-
-Her letter was a mirror in which I saw myself. She said little,
-but I understood, and my self-satisfaction was in ribbons--and
-something deeper than self-satisfaction. I saw now that I loved
-her as I had not dreamed myself capable of loving.
-
-And all the while this man talked and talked.
-
-I have a theory that speech, persevered in, is more efficacious in
-times of trouble than silent sympathy. Up to a certain point it
-maddens almost beyond endurance; but, that point past, it soothes.
-At least, it was so in my case. Gradually I found myself hating
-him less. Soon I began to listen, then to answer. Before I left
-the club that night, the first mad frenzy, in which I could have
-been capable of anything, had gone from me, and I walked home,
-feeling curiously weak and helpless, but calm, to begin the new
-life.
-
-Three years passed before I met Cynthia. I spent those years
-wandering in many countries. At last, as one is apt to do, I
-drifted back to London, and settled down again to a life which,
-superficially, was much the same as the one I had led in the days
-before I knew Audrey. My old circle in London had been wide, and I
-found it easy to pick up dropped threads. I made new friends,
-among them Cynthia Drassilis.
-
-I liked Cynthia, and I was sorry for her. I think that, about that
-time I met her, I was sorry for most people. The shock of Audrey's
-departure had had that effect upon me. It is always the bad nigger
-who gets religion most strongly at the camp-meeting, and in my
-case 'getting religion' had taken the form of suppression of self.
-I never have been able to do things by halves, or even with a
-decent moderation. As an egoist I had been thorough in my egoism;
-and now, fate having bludgeoned that vice out of me, I found
-myself possessed of an almost morbid sympathy with the troubles of
-other people.
-
-I was extremely sorry for Cynthia Drassilis. Meeting her mother
-frequently, I could hardly fail to be. Mrs Drassilis was a
-representative of a type I disliked. She was a widow, who had been
-left with what she considered insufficient means, and her outlook
-on life was a compound of greed and querulousness. Sloane Square
-and South Kensington are full of women in her situation. Their
-position resembles that of the Ancient Mariner. 'Water, water
-everywhere, and not a drop to drink.' For 'water' in their case
-substitute 'money'. Mrs Drassilis was connected with money on all
-sides, but could only obtain it in rare and minute quantities. Any
-one of a dozen relations-in-law could, if they had wished, have
-trebled her annual income without feeling it. But they did not so
-wish. They disapproved of Mrs Drassilis. In their opinion the Hon.
-Hugo Drassilis had married beneath him--not so far beneath him as
-to make the thing a horror to be avoided in conversation and
-thought, but far enough to render them coldly polite to his wife
-during his lifetime and almost icy to his widow after his death.
-Hugo's eldest brother, the Earl of Westbourne, had never liked the
-obviously beautiful, but equally obviously second-rate, daughter
-of a provincial solicitor whom Hugo had suddenly presented to the
-family one memorable summer as his bride. He considered that, by
-doubling the income derived from Hugo's life-insurance and
-inviting Cynthia to the family seat once a year during her
-childhood, he had done all that could be expected of him in the
-matter.
-
-He had not. Mrs Drassilis expected a great deal more of him, the
-non-receipt of which had spoiled her temper, her looks, and the
-peace of mind of all who had anything much to do with her.
-
-It used to irritate me when I overheard people, as I occasionally
-have done, speak of Cynthia as hard. I never found her so myself,
-though heaven knows she had enough to make her so, to me she was
-always a sympathetic, charming friend.
-
-Ours was a friendship almost untouched by sex. Our minds fitted so
-smoothly into one another that I had no inclination to fall in
-love. I knew her too well. I had no discoveries to make about her.
-Her honest, simple soul had always been open to me to read. There
-was none of that curiosity, that sense of something beyond that
-makes for love. We had reached a point of comradeship beyond which
-neither of us desired to pass.
-
-Yet at the Fletchers' ball I asked Cynthia to marry me, and she
-consented.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Looking back, I can see that, though the determining cause was Mr
-Tankerville Gifford, it was Audrey who was responsible. She had
-made me human, capable of sympathy, and it was sympathy,
-primarily, that led me to say what I said that night.
-
-But the immediate cause was certainly young Mr Gifford.
-
-I arrived at Marlow Square, where I was to pick up Cynthia and her
-mother, a little late, and found Mrs Drassilis, florid and
-overdressed, in the drawing-room with a sleek-haired, pale young
-man known to me as Tankerville Gifford--to his intimates, of whom
-I was not one, and in the personal paragraphs of the coloured
-sporting weeklies, as 'Tanky'. I had seen him frequently at
-restaurants. Once, at the Empire, somebody had introduced me to
-him; but, as he had not been sober at the moment, he had missed
-any intellectual pleasure my acquaintanceship might have afforded
-him. Like everybody else who moves about in London, I knew all
-about him. To sum him up, he was a most unspeakable little cad,
-and, if the drawing-room had not been Mrs Drassilis's, I should
-have wondered at finding him in it.
-
-Mrs Drassilis introduced us.
-
-'I think we have already met,' I said.
-
-He stared glassily.
-
-'Don't remember.'
-
-I was not surprised.
-
-At this moment Cynthia came in. Out of the corner of my eye I
-observed a look of fuddled displeasure come into Tanky's face at
-her frank pleasure at seeing me.
-
-I had never seen her looking better. She is a tall girl, who
-carries herself magnificently. The simplicity of her dress gained
-an added dignity from comparison with the rank glitter of her
-mother's. She wore unrelieved black, a colour which set off to
-wonderful advantage the clear white of her skin and her pale-gold
-hair.
-
-'You're late, Peter,' she said, looking at the clock.
-
-'I know. I'm sorry.'
-
-'Better be pushing, what?' suggested Tanky.
-
-'My cab's waiting.'
-
-'Will you ring the bell, Mr Gifford?' said Mrs Drassilis. 'I will
-tell Parker to whistle for another.'
-
-'Take me in yours,' I heard a voice whisper in my ear.
-
-I looked at Cynthia. Her expression had not changed. Then I looked
-at Tanky Gifford, and I understood. I had seen that stuffed-fish
-look on his face before--on the occasion when I had been
-introduced to him at the Empire.
-
-'If you and Mr Gifford will take my cab,' I said to Mrs Drassilis,
-'we will follow.'
-
-Mrs Drassilis blocked the motion. I imagine that the sharp note in
-her voice was lost on Tanky, but it rang out like a clarion to me.
-
-'I am in no hurry,' she said. 'Mr Gifford, will you take Cynthia?
-I will follow with Mr Burns. You will meet Parker on the stairs.
-Tell him to call another cab.'
-
-As the door closed behind them, she turned on me like a many-coloured
-snake.
-
-'How can you be so extraordinarily tactless, Peter?' she cried.
-'You're a perfect fool. Have you no eyes?'
-
-'I'm sorry,' I said.
-
-'He's devoted to her.'
-
-'I'm sorry.'
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-'Sorry for her.'
-
-She seemed to draw herself together inside her dress. Her eyes
-glittered. My mouth felt very dry, and my heart was beginning to
-thump. We were both furiously angry. It was a moment that had been
-coming for years, and we both knew it. For my part I was glad that
-it had come. On subjects on which one feels deeply it is a relief
-to speak one's mind.
-
-'Oh!' she said at last. Her voice quivered. She was clutching at
-her self-control as it slipped from her. 'Oh! And what is my
-daughter to you, Mr Burns!'
-
-'A great friend.'
-
-'And I suppose you think it friendly to try to spoil her chances?'
-
-'If Mr Gifford is a sample of them--yes.'
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-She choked.
-
-'I see. I understand. I am going to put a stop to this once and
-for all. Do you hear? I have noticed it for a long time. Because I
-have given you the run of the house, and allowed you to come in
-and out as you pleased, like a tame cat, you presume--'
-
-'Presume--' I prompted.
-
-'You come here and stand in Cynthia's way. You trade on the fact
-that you have known us all this time to monopolize her attention.
-You spoil her chances. You--'
-
-The invaluable Parker entered to say that the cab was at the door.
-
-We drove to the Fletchers' house in silence. The spell had been
-broken. Neither of us could recapture that first, fine, careless
-rapture which had carried us through the opening stages of the
-conflict, and discussion of the subject on a less exalted plane
-was impossible. It was that blessed period of calm, the rest
-between rounds, and we observed it to the full.
-
-When I reached the ballroom a waltz was just finishing. Cynthia, a
-statue in black, was dancing with Tanky Gifford. They were
-opposite me when the music stopped, and she caught sight of me
-over his shoulder.
-
-She disengaged herself and moved quickly towards me.
-
-'Take me away,' she said under her breath. 'Anywhere. Quick.'
-
-It was no time to consider the etiquette of the ballroom. Tanky,
-startled at his sudden loneliness, seemed by his expression to be
-endeavouring to bring his mind to bear on the matter. A couple
-making for the door cut us off from him, and following them, we
-passed out.
-
-Neither of us spoke till we had reached the little room where I
-had meditated.
-
-She sat down. She was looking pale and tired.
-
-'Oh, dear!' she said.
-
-I understood. I seemed to see that journey in the cab, those
-dances, those terrible between-dances ...
-
-It was very sudden.
-
-I took her hand. She turned to me with a tired smile. There were
-tears in her eyes ...
-
-I heard myself speaking ...
-
-She was looking at me, her eyes shining. All the weariness seemed
-to have gone out of them.
-
-I looked at her.
-
-There was something missing. I had felt it when I was speaking. To
-me my voice had had no ring of conviction. And then I saw what it
-was. There was no mystery. We knew each other too well. Friendship
-kills love.
-
-She put my thought into words.
-
-'We have always been brother and sister,' she said doubtfully.
-
-'Till tonight.'
-
-'You have changed tonight? You really want me?'
-
-Did I? I tried to put the question to myself and answer it
-honestly. Yes, in a sense, I had changed tonight. There was an
-added appreciation of her fineness, a quickening of that blend of
-admiration and pity which I had always felt for her. I wanted with
-all my heart to help her, to take her away from her dreadful
-surroundings, to make her happy. But did I want her in the sense
-in which she had used the word? Did I want her as I had wanted
-Audrey Blake? I winced away from the question. Audrey belonged to
-the dead past, but it hurt to think of her.
-
-Was it merely because I was five years older now than when I had
-wanted Audrey that the fire had gone out of me?
-
-I shut my mind against my doubts.
-
-'I have changed tonight,' I said.
-
-And I bent down and kissed her.
-
-I was conscious of being defiant against somebody. And then I knew
-that the somebody was myself.
-
-I poured myself out a cup of hot coffee from the flask which
-Smith, my man, had filled against my return. It put life into me.
-The oppression lifted.
-
-And yet there remained something that made for uneasiness, a sort
-of foreboding at the back of my mind.
-
-I had taken a step in the dark, and I was afraid for Cynthia. I
-had undertaken to give her happiness. Was I certain that I could
-succeed? The glow of chivalry had left me, and I began to doubt.
-
-Audrey had taken from me something that I could not recover--poetry
-was as near as I could get to a definition of it. Yes, poetry.
-With Cynthia my feet would always be on the solid earth. To the
-end of the chapter we should be friends and nothing more.
-
-I found myself pitying Cynthia intensely. I saw her future a
-series of years of intolerable dullness. She was too good to be
-tied for life to a battered hulk like myself.
-
-I drank more coffee and my mood changed. Even in the grey of a
-winter morning a man of thirty, in excellent health, cannot pose
-to himself for long as a piece of human junk, especially if he
-comforts himself with hot coffee.
-
-My mind resumed its balance. I laughed at myself as a sentimental
-fraud. Of course I could make her happy. No man and woman had ever
-been more admirably suited to each other. As for that first
-disaster, which I had been magnifying into a life-tragedy, what of
-it? An incident of my boyhood. A ridiculous episode which--I rose
-with the intention of doing so at once--I should now proceed to
-eliminate from my life.
-
-I went quickly to my desk, unlocked it, and took out a photograph.
-
-And then--undoubtedly four o'clock in the morning is no time for a
-man to try to be single-minded and decisive--I wavered. I had
-intended to tear the thing in pieces without a glance, and fling
-it into the wastepaper-basket. But I took the glance and I
-hesitated.
-
-The girl in the photograph was small and slight, and she looked
-straight out of the picture with large eyes that met and
-challenged mine. How well I remembered them, those Irish-blue eyes
-under their expressive, rather heavy brows. How exactly the
-photographer had caught that half-wistful, half-impudent look, the
-chin tilted, the mouth curving into a smile.
-
-In a wave all my doubts had surged back upon me. Was this mere
-sentimentalism, a four-in-the-morning tribute to the pathos of the
-flying years, or did she really fill my soul and stand guard over
-it so that no successor could enter in and usurp her place?
-
-I had no answer, unless the fact that I replaced the photograph in
-its drawer was one. I felt that this thing could not be decided
-now. It was more difficult than I had thought.
-
-All my gloom had returned by the time I was in bed. Hours seemed
-to pass while I tossed restlessly aching for sleep.
-
-When I woke my last coherent thought was still clear in my mind.
-It was a passionate vow that, come what might, if those Irish eyes
-were to haunt me till my death, I would play the game loyally with
-Cynthia.
-
-
-II
-
-The telephone bell rang just as I was getting ready to call at
-Marlow Square and inform Mrs Drassilis of the position of affairs.
-Cynthia, I imagined, would have broken the news already, which
-would mitigate the embarrassment of the interview to some extent;
-but the recollection of my last night's encounter with Mrs
-Drassilis prevented me from looking forward with any joy to the
-prospect of meeting her again.
-
-Cynthia's voice greeted me as I unhooked the receiver.
-
-'Hullo, Peter! Is that you? I want you to come round here at
-once.'
-
-'I was just starting,' I said.
-
-'I don't mean Marlow Square. I'm not there. I'm at the Guelph. Ask
-for Mrs Ford's suite. It's very important. I'll tell you all about
-it when you get here. Come as soon as you can.'
-
-My rooms were conveniently situated for visits to the Hotel
-Guelph. A walk of a couple of minutes took me there. Mrs Ford's
-suite was on the third floor. I rang the bell and Cynthia opened
-the door to me.
-
-'Come in,' she said. 'You're a dear to be so quick.'
-
-'My rooms are only just round the corner.' She shut the door, and
-for the first time we looked at one another. I could not say that
-I was nervous, but there was certainly, to me, a something strange
-in the atmosphere. Last night seemed a long way off and somehow a
-little unreal. I suppose I must have shown this in my manner, for
-she suddenly broke what had amounted to a distinct pause by giving
-a little laugh. 'Peter,' she said, 'you're embarrassed.' I denied
-the charge warmly, but without real conviction. I was embarrassed.
-'Then you ought to be,' she said. 'Last night, when I was looking
-my very best in a lovely dress, you asked me to marry you. Now you
-see me again in cold blood, and you're wondering how you can back
-out of it without hurting my feelings.'
-
-I smiled. She did not. I ceased to smile. She was looking at me in
-a very peculiar manner.
-
-'Peter,' she said, 'are you sure?'
-
-'My dear old Cynthia,' I said, 'what's the matter with you?'
-
-'You are sure?' she persisted.
-
-'Absolutely, entirely sure.' I had a vision of two large eyes
-looking at me out of a photograph. It came and went in a flash.
-
-I kissed Cynthia.
-
-'What quantities of hair you have,' I said. 'It's a shame to cover
-it up.' She was not responsive. 'You're in a very queer mood
-today, Cynthia,' I went on. 'What's the matter?'
-
-'I've been thinking.'
-
-'Out with it. Something has gone wrong.' An idea flashed upon me.
-'Er--has your mother--is your mother very angry about--'
-
-'Mother's delighted. She always liked you, Peter.'
-
-I had the self-restraint to check a grin.
-
-'Then what is it?' I said. 'Tired after the dance?'
-
-'Nothing as simple as that.'
-
-'Tell me.'
-
-'It's so difficult to put it into words.'
-
-'Try.'
-
-She was playing with the papers on the table, her face turned
-away. For a moment she did not speak.
-
-'I've been worrying myself, Peter,' she said at last. 'You are so
-chivalrous and unselfish. You're quixotic. It's that that is
-troubling me. Are you marrying me just because you're sorry for
-me? Don't speak. I can tell you now if you will just let me say
-straight out what's in my mind. We have known each other for two
-years now. You know all about me. You know how--how unhappy I am
-at home. Are you marrying me just because you pity me and want to
-take me out of all that?'
-
-'My dear girl!'
-
-'You haven't answered my question.'
-
-'I answered it two minutes ago when you asked me if--'
-
-'You do love me?'
-
-'Yes.'
-
-All this time she had been keeping her face averted, but now she
-turned and looked into my eyes with an abrupt intensity which, I
-confess, startled me. Her words startled me more.
-
-'Peter, do you love me as much as you loved Audrey Blake?'
-
-In the instant which divided her words from my reply my mind flew
-hither and thither, trying to recall an occasion when I could have
-mentioned Audrey to her. I was convinced that I had not done so. I
-never mentioned Audrey to anyone.
-
-There is a grain of superstition in the most level-headed man. I
-am not particularly level-headed, and I have more than a grain in
-me. I was shaken. Ever since I had asked Cynthia to marry me, it
-seemed as if the ghost of Audrey had come back into my life.
-
-'Good Lord!' I cried. 'What do you know of Audrey Blake?'
-
-She turned her face away again.
-
-'Her name seems to affect you very strongly,' she said quietly.
-
-I recovered myself.
-
-'If you ask an old soldier,' I said, 'he will tell you that a
-wound, long after it has healed, is apt to give you an occasional
-twinge.'
-
-'Not if it has really healed.'
-
-'Yes, when it has really healed--when you can hardly remember how
-you were fool enough to get it.'
-
-She said nothing.
-
-'How did you hear about--it?' I asked.
-
-'When I first met you, or soon after, a friend of yours--we
-happened to be talking about you--told me that you had been engaged
-to be married to a girl named Audrey Blake. He was to have been
-your best man, he said, but one day you wrote and told him there
-would be no wedding, and then you disappeared; and nobody saw you
-again for three years.'
-
-'Yes,' I said: 'that is all quite true.'
-
-'It seems to have been a serious affair, Peter. I mean--the sort
-of thing a man would find it hard to forget.'
-
-I tried to smile, but I knew that I was not doing it well. It was
-hurting me extraordinarily, this discussion of Audrey.
-
-'A man would find it almost impossible,' I said, 'unless he had a
-remarkably poor memory.'
-
-'I didn't mean that. You know what I mean by forget.'
-
-'Yes,' I said, 'I do.'
-
-She came quickly to me and took me by the shoulders, looking into
-my face.
-
-'Peter, can you honestly say you have forgotten her--in the sense
-I mean?'
-
-'Yes,' I said.
-
-Again that feeling swept over me--that curious sensation of being
-defiant against myself.
-
-'She does not stand between us?'
-
-'No,' I said.
-
-I could feel the effort behind the word. It was as if some
-subconscious part of me were working to keep it back.
-
-'Peter!'
-
-There was a soft smile on her face; as she raised it to mine I put
-my arms around her.
-
-She drew away with a little laugh. Her whole manner had changed.
-She was a different being from the girl who had looked so gravely
-into my eyes a moment before.
-
-'Oh, my dear boy, how terribly muscular you are! You've crushed
-me. I expect you used to be splendid at football, like Mr
-Broster.'
-
-I did not reply at once. I cannot wrap up the deeper emotions and
-put them back on their shelf directly I have no further immediate
-use for them. I slowly adjusted myself to the new key of the
-conversation.
-
-'Who's Broster?' I asked at length.
-
-'He used to be tutor to'--she turned me round and pointed--'to
-_that_.'
-
-I had seen a picture standing on one of the chairs when I entered
-the room but had taken no particular notice of it. I now gave it a
-closer glance. It was a portrait, very crudely done, of a
-singularly repulsive child of about ten or eleven years old.
-
-_Was_ he, poor chap! Well, we all have our troubles, don't
-we! Who _is_ this young thug! Not a friend of yours, I hope?'
-
-'That is Ogden, Mrs Ford's son. It's a tragedy--'
-
-'Perhaps it doesn't do him justice. Does he really squint like
-that, or is it just the artist's imagination?'
-
-'Don't make fun of it. It's the loss of that boy that is breaking
-Nesta's heart.'
-
-I was shocked.
-
-'Is he dead? I'm awfully sorry. I wouldn't for the world--'
-
-'No, no. He is alive and well. But he is dead to her. The court
-gave him into the custody of his father.'
-
-'The court?'
-
-'Mrs Ford was the wife of Elmer Ford, the American millionaire.
-They were divorced a year ago.'
-
-'I see.'
-
-Cynthia was gazing at the portrait.
-
-'This boy is quite a celebrity in his way,' she said. 'They call
-him "The Little Nugget" in America.'
-
-'Oh! Why is that?'
-
-'It's a nickname the kidnappers have for him. Ever so many
-attempts have been made to steal him.'
-
-She stopped and looked at me oddly.
-
-'I made one today, Peter,' she said. I went down to the country,
-where the boy was, and kidnapped him.'
-
-'Cynthia! What on earth do you mean?'
-
-'Don't you understand? I did it for Nesta's sake. She was breaking
-her heart about not being able to see him, so I slipped down and
-stole him away, and brought him back here.'
-
-I do not know if I was looking as amazed as I felt. I hope not,
-for I felt as if my brain were giving way. The perfect calmness
-with which she spoke of this extraordinary freak added to my
-confusion.
-
-'You're joking!'
-
-'No; I stole him.'
-
-'But, good heavens! The law! It's a penal offence, you know!'
-
-'Well, I did it. Men like Elmer Ford aren't fit to have charge of
-a child. You don't know him, but he's just an unscrupulous
-financier, without a thought above money. To think of a boy
-growing up in that tainted atmosphere--at his most impressionable
-age. It means death to any good there is in him.'
-
-My mind was still grappling feebly with the legal aspect of the
-affair.
-
-'But, Cynthia, kidnapping's kidnapping, you know! The law doesn't
-take any notice of motives. If you're caught--'
-
-She cut through my babble.
-
-'Would you have been afraid to do it, Peter?'
-
-'Well--' I began. I had not considered the point before.
-
-'I don't believe you would. If I asked you to do it for my sake--'
-
-'But, Cynthia, kidnapping, you know! It's such an infernally low-down
-game.'
-
-'I played it. Do you despise _me_?'
-
-I perspired. I could think of no other reply.
-
-'Peter,' she said, 'I understand your scruples. I know exactly how
-you feel. But can't you see that this is quite different from the
-sort of kidnapping you naturally look on as horrible? It's just
-taking a boy away from surroundings that must harm him, back to
-his mother, who worships him. It's not wrong. It's splendid.'
-
-She paused.
-
-'You _will_ do it for me, Peter?' she said.
-
-'I don't understand,' I said feebly. 'It's done. You've kidnapped
-him yourself.'
-
-'They tracked him and took him back. And now I want _you_ to
-try.' She came closer to me. 'Peter, don't you see what it will
-mean to me if you agree to try? I'm only human, I can't help, at
-the bottom of my heart, still being a little jealous of this
-Audrey Blake. No, don't say anything. Words can't cure me; but if
-you do this thing for me, I shall be satisfied. I shall _know_.'
-
-She was close beside me, holding my arm and looking into my face.
-That sense of the unreality of things which had haunted me since
-that moment at the dance came over me with renewed intensity. Life
-had ceased to be a rather grey, orderly business in which day
-succeeded day calmly and without event. Its steady stream had
-broken up into rapids, and I was being whirled away on them.
-
-'Will you do it, Peter? Say you will.'
-
-A voice, presumably mine, answered 'Yes'.
-
-'My dear old boy!'
-
-She pushed me into a chair, and, sitting on the arm of it, laid
-her hand on mine and became of a sudden wondrously business-like.
-
-'Listen,' she said, 'I'll tell you what we have arranged.'
-
-It was borne in upon me, as she began to do so, that she appeared
-from the very beginning to have been extremely confident that that
-essential part of her plans, my consent to the scheme, could be
-relied upon as something of a certainty. Women have these
-intuitions.
-
-
-III
-
-Looking back, I think I can fix the point at which this insane
-venture I had undertaken ceased to be a distorted dream, from
-which I vaguely hoped that I might shortly waken, and took shape
-as a reality of the immediate future. That moment came when I met
-Mr Arnold Abney by appointment at his club.
-
-Till then the whole enterprise had been visionary. I gathered from
-Cynthia that the boy Ogden was shortly to be sent to a preparatory
-school, and that I was to insinuate myself into this school and,
-watching my opportunity, to remove him; but it seemed to me that
-the obstacles to this comparatively lucid scheme were insuperable.
-In the first place, how were we to discover which of England's
-million preparatory schools Mr Ford, or Mr Mennick for him, would
-choose? Secondly, the plot which was to carry me triumphantly into
-this school when--or if--found, struck me as extremely thin. I
-was to pose, Cynthia told me, as a young man of private means,
-anxious to learn the business, with a view to setting up a school
-of his own. The objection to that was, I held, that I obviously
-did not want to do anything of the sort. I had not the appearance
-of a man with such an ambition. I had none of the conversation of
-such a man.
-
-I put it to Cynthia.
-
-'They would find me out in a day,' I assured her. 'A man who wants
-to set up a school has got to be a pretty brainy sort of fellow. I
-don't know anything.'
-
-'You got your degree.'
-
-'A degree. At any rate, I've forgotten all I knew.'
-
-'That doesn't matter. You have the money. Anybody with money can
-start a school, even if he doesn't know a thing. Nobody would
-think it strange.'
-
-It struck me as a monstrous slur on our educational system, but
-reflection told me it was true. The proprietor of a preparatory
-school, if he is a man of wealth, need not be able to teach, any
-more than an impresario need be able to write plays.
-
-'Well, we'll pass that for the moment,' I said. 'Here's the real
-difficulty. How are you going to find out the school Mr Ford has
-chosen?'
-
-'I have found it out already--or Nesta has. She set a detective to
-work. It was perfectly easy. Ogden's going to Mr Abney's. Sanstead
-House is the name of the place. It's in Hampshire somewhere. Quite
-a small school, but full of little dukes and earls and things.
-Lord Mountry's younger brother, Augustus Beckford, is there.'
-
-I had known Lord Mountry and his family well some years ago. I
-remembered Augustus dimly.
-
-'Mountry? Do you know him? He was up at Oxford with me.'
-
-She seemed interested.
-
-'What kind of a man is he?' she asked.
-
-'Oh, quite a good sort. Rather an ass. I haven't seen him for
-years.'
-
-'He's a friend of Nesta's. I've only met him once. He is going to
-be your reference.'
-
-'My what?'
-
-'You will need a reference. At least, I suppose you will. And,
-anyhow, if you say you know Lord Mountry it will make it simpler
-for you with Mr Abney, the brother being at the school.'
-
-'Does Mountry know about this business? Have you told him why I
-want to go to Abney's?'
-
-'Nesta told him. He thought it was very sporting of you. He will
-tell Mr Abney anything we like. By the way, Peter, you will have
-to pay a premium or something, I suppose. But Nesta will look
-after all expenses, of course.'
-
-On this point I made my only stand of the afternoon.
-
-'No,' I said; 'it's very kind of her, but this is going to be
-entirely an amateur performance. I'm doing this for you, and I'll
-stand the racket. Good heavens! Fancy taking money for a job of
-this kind!'
-
-She looked at me rather oddly.
-
-'That is very sweet of you, Peter,' she said, after a slight
-pause. 'Now let's get to work.'
-
-And together we composed the letter which led to my sitting, two
-days later, in stately conference at his club with Mr Arnold
-Abney, M.A., of Sanstead House, Hampshire.
-
-Mr Abney proved to be a long, suave, benevolent man with an Oxford
-manner, a high forehead, thin white hands, a cooing intonation,
-and a general air of hushed importance, as of one in constant
-communication with the Great. There was in his bearing something
-of the family solicitor in whom dukes confide, and something of
-the private chaplain at the Castle.
-
-He gave me the key-note to his character in the first minute of
-our acquaintanceship. We had seated ourselves at a table in the
-smoking-room when an elderly gentleman shuffled past, giving a nod
-in transit. My companion sprang to his feet almost convulsively,
-returned the salutation, and subsided slowly into his chair again.
-
-'The Duke of Devizes,' he said in an undertone. 'A most able man.
-Most able. His nephew, Lord Ronald Stokeshaye, was one of my
-pupils. A charming boy.'
-
-I gathered that the old feudal spirit still glowed to some extent
-in Mr Abney's bosom.
-
-We came to business.
-
-'So you wish to be one of us, Mr Burns, to enter the scholastic
-profession?'
-
-I tried to look as if I did.
-
-'Well, in certain circumstances, the circumstances in which
-I--ah--myself, I may say, am situated, there is no more delightful
-occupation. The work is interesting. There is the constant
-fascination of seeing these fresh young lives develop--and of
-helping them to develop--under one's eyes; in any case, I may say,
-there is the exceptional interest of being in a position to mould
-the growing minds of lads who will some day take their place among
-the country's hereditary legislators, that little knot of devoted
-men who, despite the vulgar attacks of loudmouthed demagogues,
-still do their share, and more, in the guidance of England's
-fortunes. Yes.'
-
-He paused. I said I thought so, too.
-
-'You are an Oxford man, Mr Burns, I think you told me? Ah, I have
-your letter here. Just so. You were at--ah, yes. A fine college.
-The Dean is a lifelong friend of mine. Perhaps you knew my late
-pupil, Lord Rollo?--no, he would have been since your time. A
-delightful boy. Quite delightful ... And you took your degree?
-Exactly. _And_ represented the university at both cricket and
-Rugby football? Excellent. _Mens sana in_--ah--_corpore_, in fact,
-_sano_, yes!'
-
-He folded the letter carefully and replaced it in his pocket.
-
-'Your primary object in coming to me, Mr Burns, is, I gather, to
-learn the--ah--the ropes, the business? You have had little or no
-previous experience of school-mastering?'
-
-'None whatever.'
-
-'Then your best plan would undoubtedly be to consider yourself and
-work for a time simply as an ordinary assistant-master. You would
-thus get a sound knowledge of the intricacies of the profession
-which would stand you in good stead when you decide to set up your
-own school. School-mastering is a profession, which cannot be
-taught adequately except in practice. "Only those who--ah--brave
-its dangers comprehend its mystery." Yes, I would certainly
-recommend you to begin at the foot of the ladder and go, at least
-for a time, through the mill.'
-
-'Certainly,' I said. 'Of course.'
-
-My ready acquiescence pleased him. I could see that he was
-relieved. I think he had expected me to jib at the prospect of
-actual work.
-
-'As it happens,' he said, 'my classical master left me at the end
-of last term. I was about to go to the Agency for a successor when
-your letter arrived. Would you consider--'
-
-I had to think this over. Feeling kindly disposed towards Mr
-Arnold Abney, I wished to do him as little harm as possible. I was
-going to rob him of a boy, who, while no moulding of his growing
-mind could make him into a hereditary legislator, did undoubtedly
-represent a portion of Mr Abney's annual income; and I did not
-want to increase my offence by being a useless assistant-master.
-Then I reflected that, if I was no Jowett, at least I knew enough
-Latin and Greek to teach the rudiments of those languages to small
-boys. My conscience was satisfied.
-
-'I should be delighted,' I said.
-
-'Excellent. Then let us consider that as--ah--settled,' said Mr
-Abney.
-
-There was a pause. My companion began to fiddle a little
-uncomfortably with an ash-tray. I wondered what was the matter,
-and then it came to me. We were about to become sordid. The
-discussion of terms was upon us.
-
-And as I realized this, I saw simultaneously how I could throw one
-more sop to my exigent conscience. After all, the whole thing was
-really a question of hard cash. By kidnapping Ogden I should be
-taking money from Mr Abney. By paying my premium I should be
-giving it back to him.
-
-I considered the circumstances. Ogden was now about thirteen years
-old. The preparatory-school age limit may be estimated roughly at
-fourteen. That is to say, in any event Sanstead House could only
-harbour him for one year. Mr Abney's fees I had to guess at. To be
-on the safe side, I fixed my premium at an outside figure, and,
-getting to the point at once, I named it.
-
-It was entirely satisfactory. My mental arithmetic had done me
-credit. Mr Abney beamed upon me. Over tea and muffins we became
-very friendly. In half an hour I heard more of the theory of
-school-mastering than I had dreamed existed.
-
-We said good-bye at the club front door. He smiled down at me
-benevolently from the top of the steps.
-
-'Good-bye, Mr Burns, good-bye,' he said. 'We shall meet
-at--ah--Philippi.'
-
-When I reached my rooms, I rang for Smith.
-
-'Smith,' I said, 'I want you to get some books for me first thing
-tomorrow. You had better take a note of them.'
-
-He moistened his pencil.
-
-'A Latin Grammar.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'A Greek Grammar.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'Brodley Arnold's Easy Prose Sentences.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'And Caesar's Gallic Wars.'
-
-'What name, sir?'
-
-'Caesar.'
-
-'Thank you, sir. Anything else, sir?'
-
-'No, that will be all.'
-
-'Very good, sir.'
-
-He shimmered from the room.
-
-Thank goodness, Smith always has thought me mad, and is consequently
-never surprised at anything I ask him to do.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 2
-
-
-Sanstead House was an imposing building in the Georgian style. It
-stood, foursquare, in the midst of about nine acres of land. For
-the greater part of its existence, I learned later, it had been
-the private home of a family of the name of Boone, and in its
-early days the estate had been considerable. But the progress of
-the years had brought changes to the Boones. Money losses had
-necessitated the sale of land. New roads had come into being,
-cutting off portions of the estate from their centre. New
-facilities for travel had drawn members of the family away from
-home. The old fixed life of the country had changed, and in the
-end the latest Boone had come to the conclusion that to keep up so
-large and expensive a house was not worth his while.
-
-That the place should have become a school was the natural process
-of evolution. It was too large for the ordinary purchaser, and the
-estate had been so whittled down in the course of time that it was
-inadequate for the wealthy. Colonel Boone had been glad to let it
-to Mr Abney, and the school had started its career.
-
-It had all the necessary qualifications for a school. It was
-isolated. The village was two miles from its gates. It was near
-the sea. There were fields for cricket and football, and inside
-the house a number of rooms of every size, suitable for classrooms
-and dormitories.
-
-The household, when I arrived, consisted, besides Mr Abney, myself,
-another master named Glossop, and the matron, of twenty-four boys,
-the butler, the cook, the odd-job-man, two housemaids, a scullery-maid,
-and a parlour-maid. It was a little colony, cut off from the outer
-world.
-
-With the exception of Mr Abney and Glossop, a dismal man of nerves
-and mannerisms, the only person with whom I exchanged speech on my
-first evening was White, the butler. There are some men one likes
-at sight. White was one of them. Even for a butler he was a man of
-remarkably smooth manners, but he lacked that quality of austere
-aloofness which I have noticed in other butlers.
-
-He helped me unpack my box, and we chatted during the process. He
-was a man of medium height, square and muscular, with something,
-some quality of springiness, as it were, that seemed unusual in a
-butler. From one or two things he said, I gathered that he had
-travelled a good deal. Altogether he interested me. He had humour,
-and the half-hour which I had spent with Glossop made me set a
-premium on humour. I found that he, like myself, was a new-comer.
-His predecessor had left at short notice during the holidays, and
-he had secured the vacancy at about the same time that I was
-securing mine. We agreed that it was a pretty place. White, I
-gathered, regarded its isolation as a merit. He was not fond of
-village society.
-
-On the following morning, at eight o'clock, my work began.
-
-My first day had the effect of entirely revolutionizing what ideas
-I possessed of the lot of the private-school assistant-master.
-
-My view, till then, had been that the assistant-master had an easy
-time. I had only studied him from the outside. My opinion was
-based on observations made as a boy at my own private school, when
-masters were an enviable race who went to bed when they liked, had
-no preparation to do, and couldn't be caned. It seemed to me then
-that those three facts, especially the last, formed a pretty good
-basis on which to build up the Perfect Life.
-
-I had not been at Sanstead House two days before doubts began to
-creep in on this point. What the boy, observing the assistant-master
-standing about in apparently magnificent idleness, does not realize
-is that the unfortunate is really putting in a spell of exceedingly
-hard work. He is 'taking duty'. And 'taking duty' is a thing to be
-remembered, especially by a man who, like myself, has lived a life
-of fatted ease, protected from all the minor annoyances of life by
-a substantial income.
-
-Sanstead House educated me. It startled me. It showed me a hundred
-ways in which I had allowed myself to become soft and inefficient,
-without being aware of it. There may be other professions which
-call for a fiercer display of energy, but for the man with a
-private income who has loitered through life at his own pace, a
-little school-mastering is brisk enough to be a wonderful tonic.
-
-I needed it, and I got it.
-
-It was almost as if Mr Abney had realized intuitively how excellent
-the discipline of work was for my soul, for the kindly man allowed
-me to do not only my own, but most of his as well. I have talked
-with assistant-masters since, and I have gathered from them that
-headmasters of private schools are divided into two classes: the
-workers and the runners-up-to-London. Mr Abney belonged to the
-latter class. Indeed, I doubt if a finer representative of the
-class could have been found in the length and breadth of southern
-England. London drew him like a magnet.
-
-After breakfast he would take me aside. The formula was always the
-same.
-
-'Ah--Mr Burns.'
-
-Myself (apprehensively, scenting disaster, 'like some wild
-creature caught within a trap, who sees the trapper coming through
-the wood'). 'Yes? Er--yes?'
-
-'I am afraid I shall be obliged to run up to London today. I have
-received an important letter from--' And then he would name some
-parent or some prospective parent. (By 'prospective' I mean one
-who was thinking of sending his son to Sanstead House. You may
-have twenty children, but unless you send them to his school, a
-schoolmaster will refuse to dignify you with the name of parent.)
-
-Then, 'He wishes--ah--to see me,' or, in the case of titled
-parents, 'He wishes--ah--to talk things over with me.' The
-distinction is subtle, but he always made it.
-
-And presently the cab would roll away down the long drive, and my
-work would begin, and with it that soul-discipline to which I have
-alluded.
-
-'Taking duty' makes certain definite calls upon a man. He has to
-answer questions; break up fights; stop big boys bullying small
-boys; prevent small boys bullying smaller boys; check stone-throwing,
-going-on-the-wet-grass, worrying-the-cook, teasing-the-dog,
-making-too-much-noise, and, in particular, discourage all forms
-of _hara-kiri_ such as tree-climbing, water-spout-scaling,
-leaning-too-far-out-of-the-window, sliding-down-the-banisters,
-pencil-swallowing, and ink-drinking-because-somebody-dared-me-to.
-
-At intervals throughout the day there are further feats to
-perform. Carving the joint, helping the pudding, playing football,
-reading prayers, teaching, herding stragglers in for meals, and
-going round the dormitories to see that the lights are out, are a
-few of them.
-
-I wanted to oblige Cynthia, if I could, but there were moments
-during the first day or so when I wondered how on earth I was
-going to snatch the necessary time to combine kidnapping with my
-other duties. Of all the learned professions it seemed to me that
-that of the kidnapper most urgently demanded certain intervals for
-leisured thought, in which schemes and plots might be matured.
-
-Schools vary. Sanstead House belonged to the more difficult class.
-Mr Abney's constant flittings did much to add to the burdens of
-his assistants, and his peculiar reverence for the aristocracy did
-even more. His endeavour to make Sanstead House a place where the
-delicately nurtured scions of the governing class might feel as
-little as possible the temporary loss of titled mothers led him
-into a benevolent tolerance which would have unsettled angels.
-
-Success or failure for an assistant-master is, I consider, very
-much a matter of luck. My colleague, Glossop, had most of the
-qualities that make for success, but no luck. Properly backed up
-by Mr Abney, he might have kept order. As it was, his class-room
-was a bear-garden, and, when he took duty, chaos reigned.
-
-I, on the other hand, had luck. For some reason the boys agreed to
-accept me. Quite early in my sojourn I enjoyed that sweetest triumph
-of the assistant-master's life, the spectacle of one boy smacking
-another boy's head because the latter persisted in making a noise
-after I had told him to stop. I doubt if a man can experience so
-keenly in any other way that thrill which comes from the knowledge
-that the populace is his friend. Political orators must have the
-same sort of feeling when their audience clamours for the ejection
-of a heckler, but it cannot be so keen. One is so helpless with boys,
-unless they decide that they like one.
-
-It was a week from the beginning of the term before I made the
-acquaintance of the Little Nugget.
-
-I had kept my eyes open for him from the beginning, and when I
-discovered that he was not at school, I had felt alarmed. Had
-Cynthia sent me down here, to work as I had never worked before,
-on a wild-goose chase?
-
-Then, one morning, Mr Abney drew me aside after breakfast.
-
-'Ah--Mr Burns.'
-
-It was the first time that I had heard those soon-to-be-familiar
-words.
-
-'I fear I shall be compelled to run up to London today. I have an
-important appointment with the father of a boy who is coming to
-the school. He wishes--ah--to see me.'
-
-This might be the Little Nugget at last.
-
-I was right. During the interval before school, Augustus Beckford
-approached me. Lord Mountry's brother was a stolid boy with
-freckles. He had two claims to popular fame. He could hold his
-breath longer than any other boy in the school, and he always got
-hold of any piece of gossip first.
-
-'There's a new kid coming tonight, sir,' he said--'an American
-kid. I heard him talking about it to the matron. The kid's name's
-Ford, I believe the kid's father's awfully rich. Would you like to
-be rich, sir? I wish I was rich. If I was rich, I'd buy all sorts
-of things. I believe I'm going to be rich when I grow up. I heard
-father talking to a lawyer about it. There's a new parlour-maid
-coming soon, sir. I heard cook telling Emily. I'm blowed if I'd
-like to be a parlour-maid, would you, sir? I'd much rather be a
-cook.'
-
-He pondered the point for a moment. When he spoke again, it was to
-touch on a still more profound problem.
-
-'If you wanted a halfpenny to make up twopence to buy a lizard,
-what would you do, sir?'
-
-He got it.
-
-Ogden Ford, the El Dorado of the kidnapping industry, entered
-Sanstead House at a quarter past nine that evening. He was
-preceded by a Worried Look, Mr Arnold Abney, a cabman bearing a
-large box, and the odd-job man carrying two suitcases. I have
-given precedence to the Worried Look because it was a thing by
-itself. To say that Mr Abney wore it would be to create a wrong
-impression. Mr Abney simply followed in its wake. He was concealed
-behind it much as Macbeth's army was concealed behind the woods of
-Dunsinane.
-
-I only caught a glimpse of Ogden as Mr Abney showed him into his
-study. He seemed a self-possessed boy, very like but, if anything,
-uglier than the portrait of him which I had seen at the Hotel
-Guelph.
-
-A moment later the door opened, and my employer came out. He
-appeared relieved at seeing me.
-
-'Ah, Mr Burns, I was about to go in search of you. Can you spare
-me a moment? Let us go into the dining-room.'
-
-'That is a boy called Ford, Mr Burns,' he said, when he had closed
-the door. 'A rather--er--remarkable boy. He is an American, the
-son of a Mr Elmer Ford. As he will be to a great extent in your
-charge, I should like to prepare you for his--ah--peculiarities.'
-
-'Is he peculiar?'
-
-A faint spasm disturbed Mr Abney's face. He applied a silk
-handkerchief to his forehead before he replied.
-
-'In many ways, judged by the standard of the lads who have passed
-through my hands--boys, of course, who, it is only fair to add,
-have enjoyed the advantages of a singularly refined home-life--he
-may be said to be--ah--somewhat peculiar. While I have no doubt
-that _au fond ... au fond_ he is a charming boy, quite charming,
-at present he is--shall I say?--peculiar. I am disposed to imagine
-that he has been, from childhood up, systematically indulged.
-There has been in his life, I suspect, little or no discipline.
-The result has been to make him curiously unboylike. There is a
-complete absence of that diffidence, that childish capacity for
-surprise, which I for one find so charming in our English boys.
-Little Ford appears to be completely blase'. He has tastes and ideas
-which are precocious, and--unusual in a boy of his age.... He
-expresses himself in a curious manner sometimes.... He seems to have
-little or no reverence for--ah--constituted authority.'
-
-He paused while he passed his handkerchief once more over his
-forehead.
-
-'Mr Ford, the boy's father, who struck me as a man of great
-ability, a typical American merchant prince, was singularly frank
-with me about his domestic affairs as they concerned his son. I
-cannot recall his exact words, but the gist of what he said was
-that, until now, Mrs Ford had had sole charge of the boy's
-upbringing, and--Mr Ford was singularly outspoken--was too
-indulgent, in fact--ah--spoilt him. Indeed--you will, of course,
-respect my confidence--that was the real reason for the divorce
-which--ah--has unhappily come about. Mr Ford regards this school
-as in a measure--shall I say?--an antidote. He wishes there to be
-no lack of wholesome discipline. So that I shall expect you, Mr
-Burns, to check firmly, though, of course, kindly, such habits of
-his as--ah--cigarette-smoking. On our journey down he smoked
-incessantly. I found it impossible--without physical violence--to
-induce him to stop. But, of course, now that he is actually at the
-school, and subject to the discipline of the school ...'
-
-'Exactly,' I said.
-
-'That was all I wished to say. Perhaps it would be as well if you
-saw him now, Mr Burns. You will find him in the study.'
-
-He drifted away, and I went to the study to introduce myself.
-
-A cloud of tobacco-smoke rising above the back of an easy-chair
-greeted me as I opened the door. Moving into the room, I perceived
-a pair of boots resting on the grate. I stepped to the light, and
-the remainder of the Little Nugget came into view.
-
-He was lying almost at full length in the chair, his eyes fixed in
-dreamy abstraction upon the ceiling. As I came towards him, he
-drew at the cigarette between his fingers, glanced at me, looked
-away again, and expelled another mouthful of smoke. He was not
-interested in me.
-
-Perhaps this indifference piqued me, and I saw him with prejudiced
-eyes. At any rate, he seemed to me a singularly unprepossessing
-youth. That portrait had flattered him. He had a stout body and a
-round, unwholesome face. His eyes were dull, and his mouth dropped
-discontentedly. He had the air of one who is surfeited with life.
-
-I am disposed to imagine, as Mr Abney would have said, that my
-manner in addressing him was brisker and more incisive than Mr
-Abney's own. I was irritated by his supercilious detachment.
-
-'Throw away that cigarette,' I said.
-
-To my amazement, he did, promptly. I was beginning to wonder
-whether I had not been too abrupt--he gave me a curious sensation
-of being a man of my own age--when he produced a silver case from
-his pocket and opened it. I saw that the cigarette in the fender
-was a stump.
-
-I took the case from his hand and threw it on to a table. For the
-first time he seemed really to notice my existence.
-
-'You've got a hell of a nerve,' he said.
-
-He was certainly exhibiting his various gifts in rapid order,
-This, I took it, was what Mr Abney had called 'expressing himself
-in a curious manner'.
-
-'And don't swear,' I said.
-
-We eyed each other narrowly for the space of some seconds.
-
-'Who are you?' he demanded.
-
-I introduced myself.
-
-'What do you want to come butting in for?'
-
-'I am paid to butt in. It's the main duty of an assistant-master.'
-
-'Oh, you're the assistant-master, are you?'
-
-'One of them. And, in passing--it's a small technical point--you're
-supposed to call me "sir" during these invigorating little chats
-of ours.'
-
-'Call you what? Up an alley!'
-
-'I beg your pardon?'
-
-'Fade away. Take a walk.'
-
-I gathered that he was meaning to convey that he had considered my
-proposition, but regretted his inability to entertain it.
-
-'Didn't you call your tutor "sir" when you were at home?'
-
-'Me? Don't make me laugh. I've got a cracked lip.'
-
-'I gather you haven't an overwhelming respect for those set in
-authority over you.'
-
-'If you mean my tutors, I should say nix.'
-
-'You use the plural. Had you a tutor before Mr Broster?'
-
-He laughed.
-
-'Had I? Only about ten million.'
-
-'Poor devils!' I said.
-
-'Who's swearing now?'
-
-The point was well taken. I corrected myself.
-
-'Poor brutes! What happened to them? Did they commit suicide?'
-
-'Oh, they quit. And I don't blame them. I'm a pretty tough
-proposition, and you don't want to forget it.'
-
-He reached out for the cigarette-case. I pocketed it.
-
-'You make me tired,' he said.
-
-'The sensation's mutual.'
-
-'Do you think you can swell around, stopping me doing things?'
-
-'You've defined my job exactly.'
-
-'Guess again. I know all about this joint. The hot-air merchant
-was telling me about it on the train.'
-
-I took the allusion to be to Mr Arnold Abney, and thought it
-rather a happy one.
-
-'He's the boss, and nobody but him is allowed to hit the fellows.
-If you tried it, you'd lose your job. And he ain't going to,
-because the Dad's paying double fees, and he's scared stiff he'll
-lose me if there's any trouble.'
-
-'You seem to have a grasp of the position.'
-
-'Bet your life I have.'
-
-I looked at him as he sprawled in the chair.
-
-'You're a funny kid,' I said.
-
-He stiffened, outraged. His little eyes gleamed.
-
-'Say, it looks to me as if you wanted making a head shorter.
-You're a darned sight too fresh. Who do you think you are,
-anyway?'
-
-'I'm your guardian angel,' I replied. 'I'm the fellow who's going
-to take you in hand and make you a little ray of sunshine about
-the home. I know your type backwards. I've been in America and
-studied it on its native asphalt. You superfatted millionaire kids
-are all the same. If Dad doesn't jerk you into the office before
-you're out of knickerbockers, you just run to seed. You get to
-think you're the only thing on earth, and you go on thinking it
-till one day somebody comes along and shows you you're not, and
-then you get what's coming to you--good and hard.'
-
-He began to speak, but I was on my favourite theme, one I had
-studied and brooded upon since the evening when I had received a
-certain letter at my club.
-
-'I knew a man,' I said, 'who started out just like you. He always
-had all the money he wanted: never worked: grew to think himself a
-sort of young prince. What happened?'
-
-He yawned.
-
-'I'm afraid I'm boring you,' I said.
-
-'Go on. Enjoy yourself,' said the Little Nugget.
-
-'Well, it's a long story, so I'll spare you it. But the moral of
-it was that a boy who is going to have money needs to be taken in
-hand and taught sense while he's young.'
-
-He stretched himself.
-
-'You talk a lot. What do you reckon you're going to do?'
-
-I eyed him thoughtfully.
-
-'Well, everything's got to have a beginning,' I said. 'What you
-seem to me to want most is exercise. I'll take you for a run every
-day. You won't know yourself at the end of a week.'
-
-'Say, if you think you're going to get _me_ to run--'
-
-'When I grab your little hand, and start running, you'll find
-you'll soon be running too. And, years hence, when you win the
-Marathon at the Olympic Games, you'll come to me with tears in
-your eyes, and you'll say--'
-
-'Oh, slush!'
-
-'I shouldn't wonder.' I looked at my watch. 'Meanwhile, you had
-better go to bed. It's past your proper time.'
-
-He stared at me in open-eyed amazement.
-
-'Bed!'
-
-'Bed.'
-
-He seemed more amused than annoyed.
-
-'Say, what time do you think I usually go to bed?'
-
-'I know what time you go here. Nine o'clock.'
-
-As if to support my words, the door opened, and Mrs Attwell, the
-matron, entered.
-
-'I think it's time he came to bed, Mr Burns.'
-
-'Just what I was saying, Mrs Attwell.'
-
-'You're crazy,' observed the Little Nugget. 'Bed nothing!'
-
-Mrs Attwell looked at me despairingly.
-
-'I never saw such a boy!'
-
-The whole machinery of the school was being held up by this legal
-infant. Any vacillation now, and Authority would suffer a set-back
-from which it would be hard put to it to recover. It seemed to me
-a situation that called for action.
-
-I bent down, scooped the Little Nugget out of his chair like an
-oyster, and made for the door. Outside he screamed incessantly. He
-kicked me in the stomach and then on the knee. He continued to
-scream. He screamed all the way upstairs. He was screaming when we
-reached his room.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Half an hour later I sat in the study, smoking thoughtfully.
-Reports from the seat of war told of a sullen and probably only
-temporary acquiescence with Fate on the part of the enemy. He was
-in bed, and seemed to have made up his mind to submit to the
-position. An air of restrained jubilation prevailed among the
-elder members of the establishment. Mr Abney was friendly and Mrs
-Attwell openly congratulatory. I was something like the hero of
-the hour.
-
-But was I jubilant? No, I was inclined to moodiness. Unforeseen
-difficulties had arisen in my path. Till now, I had regarded this
-kidnapping as something abstract. Personality had not entered into
-the matter. If I had had any picture in my mind's eye, it was of
-myself stealing away softly into the night with a docile child,
-his little hand laid trustfully in mine. From what I had seen and
-heard of Ogden Ford in moments of emotion, it seemed to me that
-whoever wanted to kidnap him with any approach to stealth would
-need to use chloroform.
-
-Things were getting very complex.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 3
-
-
-I have never kept a diary, and I have found it, in consequence,
-somewhat difficult, in telling this narrative, to arrange the
-minor incidents of my story in their proper sequence. I am writing
-by the light of an imperfect memory; and the work is complicated
-by the fact that the early days of my sojourn at Sanstead House
-are a blur, a confused welter like a Futurist picture, from which
-emerge haphazard the figures of boys--boys working, boys eating,
-boys playing football, boys whispering, shouting, asking
-questions, banging doors, jumping on beds, and clattering upstairs
-and along passages, the whole picture faintly scented with a
-composite aroma consisting of roast beef, ink, chalk, and that
-curious classroom smell which is like nothing else on earth.
-
-I cannot arrange the incidents. I can see Mr Abney, furrowed as to
-the brow and drooping at the jaw, trying to separate Ogden Ford
-from a half-smoked cigar-stump. I can hear Glossop, feverishly
-angry, bellowing at an amused class. A dozen other pictures come
-back to me, but I cannot place them in their order; and perhaps,
-after all, their sequence is unimportant. This story deals with
-affairs which were outside the ordinary school life.
-
-With the war between the Little Nugget and Authority, for
-instance, the narrative has little to do. It is a subject for an
-epic, but it lies apart from the main channel of the story, and
-must be avoided. To tell of his gradual taming, of the chaos his
-advent caused until we became able to cope with him, would be to
-turn this story into a treatise on education. It is enough to say
-that the process of moulding his character and exorcising the
-devil which seemed to possess him was slow.
-
-It was Ogden who introduced tobacco-chewing into the school, with
-fearful effects one Saturday night on the aristocratic interiors
-of Lords Gartridge and Windhall and Honourables Edwin Bellamy and
-Hildebrand Kyne. It was the ingenious gambling-game imported by
-Ogden which was rapidly undermining the moral sense of twenty-four
-innocent English boys when it was pounced upon by Glossop. It was
-Ogden who, on the one occasion when Mr Abney reluctantly resorted
-to the cane, and administered four mild taps with it, relieved his
-feelings by going upstairs and breaking all the windows in all the
-bedrooms.
-
-We had some difficult young charges at Sanstead House. Abney's
-policy of benevolent toleration ensured that. But Ogden Ford stood
-alone.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I have said that it is difficult for me to place the lesser events
-of my narrative in their proper order. I except three, however
-which I will call the Affair of the Strange American, the Adventure
-of the Sprinting Butler, and the Episode of the Genial Visitor.
-
-I will describe them singly, as they happened.
-
-It was the custom at Sanstead House for each of the assistant
-masters to take half of one day in every week as a holiday. The
-allowance was not liberal, and in most schools, I believe, it is
-increased; but Mr Abney was a man with peculiar views on other
-people's holidays, and Glossop and I were accordingly restricted.
-
-My day was Wednesday; and on the Wednesday of which I write I
-strolled towards the village. I had in my mind a game of billiards
-at the local inn. Sanstead House and its neighbourhood were
-lacking in the fiercer metropolitan excitements, and billiards at
-the 'Feathers' constituted for the pleasure-seeker the beginning
-and end of the Gay Whirl.
-
-There was a local etiquette governing the game of billiards at the
-'Feathers'. You played the marker a hundred up, then you took him
-into the bar-parlour and bought him refreshment. He raised his
-glass, said, 'To you, sir', and drained it at a gulp. After that
-you could, if you wished, play another game, or go home, as your
-fancy dictated.
-
-There was only one other occupant of the bar-parlour when we
-adjourned thither, and a glance at him told me that he was not
-ostentatiously sober. He was lying back in a chair, with his feet
-on the side-table, and crooning slowly, in a melancholy voice, the
-following words:
-
- _'I don't care--if he wears--a crown,
- He--can't--keep kicking my--dawg aroun'.'_
-
-He was a tough, clean-shaven man, with a broken nose, over which
-was tilted a soft felt hat. His wiry limbs were clad in what I put
-down as a mail-order suit. I could have placed him by his
-appearance, if I had not already done so by his voice, as an
-East-side New Yorker. And what an East-side New Yorker could be
-doing in Sanstead it was beyond me to explain.
-
-We had hardly seated ourselves when he rose and lurched out. I saw
-him pass the window, and his assertion that no crowned head should
-molest his dog came faintly to my ears as he went down the street.
-
-'American!' said Miss Benjafield, the stately barmaid, with strong
-disapproval. 'They're all alike.'
-
-I never contradict Miss Benjafield--one would as soon contradict
-the Statue of Liberty--so I merely breathed sympathetically.
-
-'What's he here for I'd like to know?'
-
-It occurred to me that I also should like to know. In another
-thirty hours I was to find out.
-
-I shall lay myself open to a charge of denseness such as even
-Doctor Watson would have scorned when I say that, though I thought
-of the matter a good deal on my way back to the school, I did not
-arrive at the obvious solution. Much teaching and taking of duty
-had dulled my wits, and the presence at Sanstead House of the
-Little Nugget did not even occur to me as a reason why strange
-Americans should be prowling in the village.
-
-We now come to the remarkable activity of White, the butler.
-
-It happened that same evening.
-
-It was not late when I started on my way back to the house, but the
-short January day was over, and it was very dark as I turned in at
-the big gate of the school and made my way up the drive. The drive
-at Sanstead House was a fine curving stretch of gravel, about two
-hundred yards in length, flanked on either side by fir trees and
-rhododendrons. I stepped out briskly, for it had begun to freeze.
-Just as I caught sight through the trees of the lights of the
-windows, there came to me the sound of running feet.
-
-I stopped. The noise grew louder. There seemed to be two runners,
-one moving with short, quick steps, the other, the one in front,
-taking a longer stride.
-
-I drew aside instinctively. In another moment, making a great
-clatter on the frozen gravel, the first of the pair passed me; and
-as he did so, there was a sharp crack, and something sang through
-the darkness like a large mosquito.
-
-The effect of the sound on the man who had been running was
-immediate. He stopped in his stride and dived into the bushes. His
-footsteps thudded faintly on the turf.
-
-The whole incident had lasted only a few seconds, and I was still
-standing there when I was aware of the other man approaching. He
-had apparently given up the pursuit, for he was walking quite
-slowly. He stopped within a few feet of me and I heard him
-swearing softly to himself.
-
-'Who's that?' I cried sharply. The crack of the pistol had given a
-flick to my nerves. Mine had been a sheltered life, into which
-hitherto revolver-shots had not entered, and I was resenting this
-abrupt introduction of them. I felt jumpy and irritated.
-
-It gave me a malicious pleasure to see that I had startled the
-unknown dispenser of shocks quite as much as he had startled me.
-The movement he made as he faced towards my direction was almost a
-leap; and it suddenly flashed upon me that I had better at once
-establish my identity as a non-combatant. I appeared to have
-wandered inadvertently into the midst of a private quarrel, one
-party to which--the one standing a couple of yards from me with a
-loaded revolver in his hand--was evidently a man of impulse, the
-sort of man who would shoot first and inquire afterwards.
-
-'I'm Mr Burns,' I said. 'I'm one of the assistant-masters. Who are
-you?'
-
-'Mr Burns?'
-
-Surely that rich voice was familiar.
-
-'White?' I said.
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'What on earth do you think you're doing? Have you gone mad? Who
-was that man?'
-
-'I wish I could tell you, sir. A very doubtful character. I found
-him prowling at the back of the house very suspiciously. He took
-to his heels and I followed him.'
-
-'But'--I spoke querulously, my orderly nature was shocked--'you
-can't go shooting at people like that just because you find them
-at the back of the house. He might have been a tradesman.'
-
-'I think not, sir.'
-
-'Well, so do I, if it comes to that. He didn't behave like one. But
-all the same--'
-
-'I take your point, sir. But I was merely intending to frighten
-him.'
-
-'You succeeded all right. He went through those bushes like a
-cannon-ball.'
-
-I heard him chuckle.
-
-'I think I may have scared him a little, sir.'
-
-'We must phone to the police-station. Could you describe the man?'
-
-'I think not, sir. It was very dark. And, if I may make the
-suggestion, it would be better not to inform the police. I have a
-very poor opinion of these country constables.'
-
-'But we can't have men prowling--'
-
-'If you will permit me, sir. I say--let them prowl. It's the only
-way to catch them.'
-
-'If you think this sort of thing is likely to happen again I must
-tell Mr Abney.'
-
-'Pardon me, sir, I think it would be better not. He impresses me
-as a somewhat nervous gentleman, and it would only disturb him.'
-
-At this moment it suddenly struck me that, in my interest in the
-mysterious fugitive, I had omitted to notice what was really the
-most remarkable point in the whole affair. How did White happen to
-have a revolver at all? I have met many butlers who behaved
-unexpectedly in their spare time. One I knew played the fiddle;
-another preached Socialism in Hyde Park. But I had never yet come
-across a butler who fired pistols.
-
-'What were you doing with a revolver?' I asked.
-
-He hesitated.
-
-'May I ask you to keep it to yourself, sir, if I tell you
-something?' he said at last.
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-'I'm a detective.'
-
-'What!'
-
-'A Pinkerton's man, Mr Burns.'
-
-I felt like one who sees the 'danger' board over thin ice. But for
-this information, who knew what rash move I might not have made,
-under the assumption that the Little Nugget was unguarded? At the
-same time, I could not help reflecting that, if things had been
-complex before, they had become far more so in the light of this
-discovery. To spirit Ogden away had never struck me, since his
-arrival at the school, as an easy task. It seemed more difficult
-now than ever.
-
-I had the sense to affect astonishment. I made my imitation of an
-innocent assistant-master astounded by the news that the butler is
-a detective in disguise as realistic as I was able. It appeared to
-be satisfactory, for he began to explain.
-
-'I am employed by Mr Elmer Ford to guard his son. There are
-several parties after that boy, Mr Burns. Naturally he is a
-considerable prize. Mr Ford would pay a large sum to get back his
-only son if he were kidnapped. So it stands to reason he takes
-precautions.'
-
-'Does Mr Abney know what you are?'
-
-'No, sir. Mr Abney thinks I am an ordinary butler. You are the
-only person who knows, and I have only told you because you have
-happened to catch me in a rather queer position for a butler to be
-in. You will keep it to yourself, sir? It doesn't do for it to get
-about. These things have to be done quietly. It would be bad for
-the school if my presence here were advertised. The other parents
-wouldn't like it. They would think that their sons were in danger,
-you see. It would be disturbing for them. So if you will just
-forget what I've been telling you, Mr Burns--'
-
-I assured him that I would. But I was very far from meaning it. If
-there was one thing which I intended to bear in mind, it was the
-fact that watchful eyes besides mine were upon that Little Nugget.
-
-The third and last of this chain of occurrences, the Episode of
-the Genial Visitor, took place on the following day, and may be
-passed over briefly. All that happened was that a well-dressed
-man, who gave his name as Arthur Gordon, of Philadelphia, dropped
-in unexpectedly to inspect the school. He apologized for not
-having written to make an appointment, but explained that he was
-leaving England almost immediately. He was looking for a school
-for his sister's son, and, happening to meet his business
-acquaintance, Mr Elmer Ford, in London, he had been recommended to
-Mr Abney. He made himself exceedingly pleasant. He was a breezy,
-genial man, who joked with Mr Abney, chaffed the boys, prodded the
-Little Nugget in the ribs, to that overfed youth's discomfort,
-made a rollicking tour of the house, in the course of which he
-inspected Ogden's bedroom--in order, he told Mr Abney, to be able
-to report conscientiously to his friend Ford that the son and heir
-was not being pampered too much, and departed in a whirl of
-good-humour, leaving every one enthusiastic over his charming
-personality. His last words were that everything was thoroughly
-satisfactory, and that he had learned all he wanted to know.
-
-Which, as was proved that same night, was the simple truth.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 4
-
-
-I
-
-I owed it to my colleague Glossop that I was in the centre of the
-surprising things that occurred that night. By sheer weight of
-boredom, Glossop drove me from the house, so that it came about
-that, at half past nine, the time at which the affair began, I was
-patrolling the gravel in front of the porch.
-
-It was the practice of the staff of Sanstead House School to
-assemble after dinner in Mr Abney's study for coffee. The room was
-called the study, but it was really more of a master's common
-room. Mr Abney had a smaller sanctum of his own, reserved
-exclusively for himself.
-
-On this particular night he went there early, leaving me alone
-with Glossop. It is one of the drawbacks of the desert-island
-atmosphere of a private school that everybody is always meeting
-everybody else. To avoid a man for long is impossible. I had been
-avoiding Glossop as long as I could, for I knew that he wanted to
-corner me with a view to a heart-to-heart talk on Life Insurance.
-
-These amateur Life Insurance agents are a curious band. The world
-is full of them. I have met them at country-houses, at seaside
-hotels, on ships, everywhere; and it has always amazed me that
-they should find the game worth the candle. What they add to their
-incomes I do not know, but it cannot be very much, and the trouble
-they have to take is colossal. Nobody loves them, and they must
-see it; yet they persevere. Glossop, for instance, had been trying
-to buttonhole me every time there was a five minutes' break in the
-day's work.
-
-He had his chance now, and he did not mean to waste it. Mr Abney
-had scarcely left the room when he began to exude pamphlets and
-booklets at every pocket.
-
-I eyed him sourly, as he droned on about 'reactionable endowment',
-'surrender-value', and 'interest accumulating on the tontine
-policy', and tried, as I did so, to analyse the loathing I felt
-for him. I came to the conclusion that it was partly due to his
-pose of doing the whole thing from purely altruistic motives,
-entirely for my good, and partly because he forced me to face the
-fact that I was not always going to be young. In an abstract
-fashion I had already realized that I should in time cease to be
-thirty, but the way in which Glossop spoke of my sixty-fifth
-birthday made me feel as if it was due tomorrow. He was a man with
-a manner suggestive of a funeral mute suffering from suppressed
-jaundice, and I had never before been so weighed down with a sense
-of the inevitability of decay and the remorseless passage of time.
-I could feel my hair whitening.
-
-A need for solitude became imperative; and, murmuring something
-about thinking it over, I escaped from the room.
-
-Except for my bedroom, whither he was quite capable of following
-me, I had no refuge but the grounds. I unbolted the front door and
-went out.
-
-It was still freezing, and, though the stars shone, the trees grew
-so closely about the house that it was too dark for me to see more
-than a few feet in front of me.
-
-I began to stroll up and down. The night was wonderfully still. I
-could hear somebody walking up the drive--one of the maids, I
-supposed, returning from her evening out. I could even hear a bird
-rustling in the ivy on the walls of the stables.
-
-I fell into a train of thought. I think my mind must still have
-been under Glossop's gloom-breeding spell, for I was filled with a
-sense of the infinite pathos of Life. What was the good of it all?
-Why was a man given chances of happiness without the sense to
-realize and use them? If Nature had made me so self-satisfied that
-I had lost Audrey because of my self-satisfaction why had she not
-made me so self-satisfied that I could lose her without a pang?
-Audrey! It annoyed me that, whenever I was free for a moment from
-active work, my thoughts should keep turning to her. It frightened
-me, too. Engaged to Cynthia, I had no right to have such thoughts.
-
-Perhaps it was the mystery which hung about her that kept her in
-my mind. I did not know where she was. I did not know how she
-fared. I did not know what sort of a man it was whom she had
-preferred to me. That, it struck me, was the crux of the matter.
-She had vanished absolutely with another man whom I had never seen
-and whose very name I did not know. I had been beaten by an unseen
-foe.
-
-I was deep in a very slough of despond when suddenly things began
-to happen. I might have known that Sanstead House would never
-permit solitary brooding on Life for long. It was a place of
-incident, not of abstract speculation.
-
-I had reached the end of my 'beat', and had stopped to relight my
-pipe, when drama broke loose with the swift unexpectedness which
-was characteristic of the place. The stillness of the night was
-split by a sound which I could have heard in a gale and recognized
-among a hundred conflicting noises. It was a scream, a shrill,
-piercing squeal that did not rise to a crescendo, but started at
-its maximum and held the note; a squeal which could only proceed
-from one throat: the deafening war-cry of the Little Nugget.
-
-I had grown accustomed, since my arrival at Sanstead House, to a
-certain quickening of the pace of life, but tonight events
-succeeded one another with a rapidity which surprised me. A whole
-cinematograph-drama was enacted during the space of time it takes
-for a wooden match to burn.
-
-At the moment when the Little Nugget gave tongue, I had just
-struck one, and I stood, startled into rigidity, holding it in the
-air as if I had decided to constitute myself a sort of limelight
-man to the performance.
-
-It cannot have been more than a few seconds later before some
-person unknown nearly destroyed me.
-
-I was standing, holding my match and listening to the sounds of
-confusion indoors, when this person, rounding the angle of the
-house in a desperate hurry, emerged from the bushes and rammed me
-squarely.
-
-He was a short man, or he must have crouched as he ran, for his
-shoulder--a hard, bony shoulder--was precisely the same distance
-from the ground as my solar plexus. In the brief impact which
-ensued between the two, the shoulder had the advantage of being in
-motion, while the solar plexus was stationary, and there was no
-room for any shadow of doubt as to which had the worst of it.
-
-That the mysterious unknown was not unshaken by the encounter was
-made clear by a sharp yelp of surprise and pain. He staggered.
-What happened to him after that was not a matter of interest to
-me. I gather that he escaped into the night. But I was too
-occupied with my own affairs to follow his movements.
-
-Of all cures for melancholy introspection a violent blow in the
-solar plexus is the most immediate. If Mr Corbett had any abstract
-worries that day at Carson City, I fancy they ceased to occupy his
-mind from the moment when Mr Fitzsimmons administered that historic
-left jab. In my case the cure was instantaneous. I can remember
-reeling across the gravel and falling in a heap and trying to
-breathe and knowing that I should never again be able to, and
-then for some minutes all interest in the affairs of this world
-left me.
-
-How long it was before my breath returned, hesitatingly, like some
-timid Prodigal Son trying to muster up courage to enter the old
-home, I do not know; but it cannot have been many minutes, for the
-house was only just beginning to disgorge its occupants as I sat
-up. Disconnected cries and questions filled the air. Dim forms
-moved about in the darkness.
-
-I had started to struggle to my feet, feeling very sick and
-boneless, when it was borne in upon me that the sensations of this
-remarkable night were not yet over. As I reached a sitting
-position, and paused before adventuring further, to allow a wave
-of nausea to pass, a hand was placed on my shoulder and a voice
-behind me said, 'Don't move!'
-
-
-II
-
-I was not in a condition to argue. Beyond a fleeting feeling that
-a liberty was being taken with me and that I was being treated
-unjustly, I do not remember resenting the command. I had no notion
-who the speaker might be, and no curiosity. Breathing just then
-had all the glamour of a difficult feat cleverly performed. I
-concentrated my whole attention upon it. I was pleased, and
-surprised, to find myself getting on so well. I remember having
-much the same sensation when I first learned to ride a bicycle--a
-kind of dazed feeling that I seemed to be doing it, but Heaven
-alone knew how.
-
-A minute or so later, when I had leisure to observe outside
-matters, I perceived that among the other actors in the drama
-confusion still reigned. There was much scuttering about and much
-meaningless shouting. Mr Abney's reedy tenor voice was issuing
-directions, each of which reached a dizzier height of futility
-than the last. Glossop was repeating over and over again the
-words, 'Shall I telephone for the police?' to which nobody
-appeared to pay the least attention. One or two boys were darting
-about like rabbits and squealing unintelligibly. A female voice--I
-think Mrs Attwell's--was saying, 'Can you see him?'
-
-Up to this point, my match, long since extinguished, had been the
-only illumination the affair had received; but now somebody, who
-proved to be White, the butler, came from the direction of the
-stable-yard with a carriage-lamp. Every one seemed calmer and
-happier for it. The boys stopped squealing, Mrs Attwell and
-Glossop subsided, and Mr Abney said 'Ah!' in a self-satisfied
-voice, as if he had directed this move and was congratulating
-himself on the success with which it had been carried out.
-
-The whole strength of the company gathered round the light.
-
-'Thank you, White,' said Mr Abney. 'Excellent. I fear the
-scoundrel has escaped.'
-
-'I suspect so, sir.'
-
-'This is a very remarkable occurrence, White.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-'The man was actually in Master Ford's bedroom.'
-
-'Indeed, sir?'
-
-A shrill voice spoke. I recognized it as that of Augustus
-Beckford, always to be counted upon to be in the centre of things
-gathering information.
-
-'Sir, please, sir, what was up? Who was it, sir? Sir, was it a
-burglar, sir? Have you ever met a burglar, sir? My father took me
-to see Raffles in the holidays, sir. Do you think this chap was
-like Raffles, sir? Sir--'
-
-'It was undoubtedly--' Mr Abney was beginning, when the identity
-of the questioner dawned upon him, and for the first time he
-realized that the drive was full of boys actively engaged in
-catching their deaths of cold. His all-friends-here-let-us-
-discuss-this-interesting-episode-fully manner changed. He became
-the outraged schoolmaster. Never before had I heard him speak so
-sharply to boys, many of whom, though breaking rules, were still
-titled.
-
-'What are you boys doing out of bed? Go back to bed instantly. I
-shall punish you most severely. I--'
-
-'Shall I telephone for the police?' asked Glossop. Disregarded.
-
-'I will not have this conduct. You will catch cold. This is
-disgraceful. Ten bad marks! I shall punish you most severely if
-you do not instantly--'
-
-A calm voice interrupted him.
-
-'Say!'
-
-The Little Nugget strolled easily into the circle of light. He was
-wearing a dressing-gown, and in his hand was a smouldering
-cigarette, from which he proceeded, before continuing his remarks,
-to blow a cloud of smoke.
-
-'Say, I guess you're wrong. That wasn't any ordinary porch-climber.'
-
-The spectacle of his _bete noire_ wreathed in smoke, coming
-on top of the emotions of the night, was almost too much for Mr
-Abney. He gesticulated for a moment in impassioned silence, his
-arms throwing grotesque shadows on the gravel.
-
-'How _dare_ you smoke, boy! How _dare_ you smoke that cigarette!'
-
-'It's the only one I've got,' responded the Little Nugget amiably.
-
-'I have spoken to you--I have warned you--Ten bad marks!--I will
-not have--Fifteen bad marks!'
-
-The Little Nugget ignored the painful scene. He was smiling
-quietly.
-
-'If you ask _me_,' he said, 'that guy was after something better
-than plated spoons. Yes, sir! If you want my opinion, it was Buck
-MacGinnis, or Chicago Ed., or one of those guys, and what he was
-trailing was me. They're always at it. Buck had a try for me in the
-fall of '07, and Ed.--'
-
-'Do you hear me? Will you return instantly--'
-
-'If you don't believe me I can show you the piece there was about
-it in the papers. I've got a press-clipping album in my box.
-Whenever there's a piece about me in the papers, I cut it out and
-paste it into my album. If you'll come right along, I'll show you
-the story about Buck now. It happened in Chicago, and he'd have
-got away with me if it hadn't been--'
-
-'Twenty bad marks!'
-
-'Mr Abney!'
-
-It was the person standing behind me who spoke. Till now he or she
-had remained a silent spectator, waiting, I suppose, for a lull in
-the conversation.
-
-They jumped, all together, like a well-trained chorus.
-
-'Who is that?' cried Mr Abney. I could tell by the sound of his
-voice that his nerves were on wires. 'Who was that who spoke?'
-
-'Shall I telephone for the police?' asked Glossop. Ignored.
-
-'I am Mrs Sheridan, Mr Abney. You were expecting me to-night.'
-
-'Mrs Sheridan? Mrs Sher--I expected you in a cab. I expected you
-in--ah--in fact, a cab.'
-
-'I walked.'
-
-I had a curious sensation of having heard the voice before. When
-she had told me not to move, she had spoken in a whisper--or, to
-me, in my dazed state, it had sounded like a whisper--but now she
-was raising her voice, and there was a note in it that seemed
-familiar. It stirred some chord in my memory, and I waited to hear
-it again.
-
-When it came it brought the same sensation, but nothing more
-definite. It left me groping for the clue.
-
-'Here is one of the men, Mr Abney.'
-
-There was a profound sensation. Boys who had ceased to squeal,
-squealed with fresh vigour. Glossop made his suggestion about the
-telephone with a new ring of hope in his voice. Mrs Attwell
-shrieked. They made for us in a body, boys and all, White leading
-with the lantern. I was almost sorry for being compelled to
-provide an anticlimax.
-
-Augustus Beckford was the first to recognize me, and I expect he
-was about to ask me if I liked sitting on the gravel on a frosty
-night, or what gravel was made of, when Mr Abney spoke.
-
-'Mr Burns! What--dear me!--_what_ are you doing there?'
-
-'Perhaps Mr Burns can give us some information as to where the man
-went, sir,' suggested White.
-
-'On everything except that,' I said, 'I'm a mine of information. I
-haven't the least idea where he went. All I know about him is that
-he has a shoulder like the ram of a battleship, and that he
-charged me with it.'
-
-As I was speaking, I thought I heard a little gasp behind me. I
-turned. I wanted to see this woman who stirred my memory with her
-voice. But the rays of the lantern did not fall on her, and she
-was a shapeless blur in the darkness. Somehow I felt that she was
-looking intently at me.
-
-I resumed my narrative.
-
-'I was lighting my pipe when I heard a scream--' A chuckle came
-from the group behind the lantern.
-
-'I screamed,' said the Little Nugget. 'You bet I screamed! What
-would _you_ do if you woke up in the dark and found a strong-armed
-roughneck prising you out of bed as if you were a clam? He tried to
-get his hand over my mouth, but he only connected with my forehead,
-and I'd got going before he could switch. I guess I threw a scare
-into that gink!'
-
-He chuckled again, reminiscently, and drew at his cigarette.
-
-'How dare you smoke! Throw away that cigarette!' cried Mr Abney,
-roused afresh by the red glow.
-
-'Forget it!' advised the Little Nugget tersely.
-
-'And then,' I said, 'somebody whizzed out from nowhere and hit me.
-And after that I didn't seem to care much about him or anything
-else.' I spoke in the direction of my captor. She was still
-standing outside the circle of light. 'I expect you can tell us
-what happened, Mrs Sheridan?'
-
-I did not think that her information was likely to be of any
-practical use, but I wanted to make her speak again.
-
-Her first words were enough. I wondered how I could ever have been
-in doubt. I knew the voice now. It was one which I had not heard
-for five years, but one which I could never forget if I lived for
-ever.
-
-'Somebody ran past me.' I hardly heard her. My heart was pounding,
-and a curious dizziness had come over me. I was grappling with the
-incredible. 'I think he went into the bushes.'
-
-I heard Glossop speak, and gathered from Mr Abney's reply; that he
-had made his suggestion about the telephone once more.
-
-'I think that will be--ah--unnecessary, Mr Glossop. The man has
-undoubtedly--ah--made good his escape. I think we had all better
-return to the house.' He turned to the dim figure beside me. 'Ah,
-Mrs Sheridan, you must be tired after your journey and the--ah unusual
-excitement. Mrs Attwell will show you where you--in fact, your room.'
-
-In the general movement White must have raised the lamp or stepped
-forward, for the rays shifted. The figure beside me was no longer
-dim, but stood out sharp and clear in the yellow light.
-
-I was aware of two large eyes looking into mine as, in the grey
-London morning two weeks before, they had looked from a faded
-photograph.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 5
-
-
-Of all the emotions which kept me awake that night, a vague
-discomfort and a feeling of resentment against Fate more than
-against any individual, were the two that remained with me next
-morning. Astonishment does not last. The fact of Audrey and myself
-being under the same roof after all these years had ceased to
-amaze me. It was a minor point, and my mind shelved it in order to
-deal with the one thing that really mattered, the fact that she
-had come back into my life just when I had definitely, as I
-thought, put her out of it.
-
-My resentment deepened. Fate had played me a wanton trick. Cynthia
-trusted me. If I were weak, I should not be the only one to
-suffer. And something told me that I should be weak. How could I
-hope to be strong, tortured by the thousand memories which the
-sight of her would bring back to me?
-
-But I would fight, I told myself. I would not yield easily. I
-promised that to my self-respect, and was rewarded with a certain
-glow of excitement. I felt defiant. I wanted to test myself at
-once.
-
-My opportunity came after breakfast. She was standing on the
-gravel in front of the house, almost, in fact, on the spot where
-we had met the night before. She looked up as she heard my step,
-and I saw that her chin had that determined tilt which, in the
-days of our engagement, I had noticed often without attaching any
-particular significance to it. Heavens, what a ghastly lump of
-complacency I must have been in those days! A child, I thought, if
-he were not wrapped up in the contemplation of his own magnificence,
-could read its meaning.
-
-It meant war, and I was glad of it. I wanted war.
-
-'Good morning,' I said.
-
-'Good morning.'
-
-There was a pause. I took the opportunity to collect my thoughts.
-
-I looked at her curiously. Five years had left their mark on her,
-but entirely for the good. She had an air of quiet strength which
-I had never noticed in her before. It may have been there in the
-old days, but I did not think so. It was, I felt certain, a later
-development. She gave the impression of having been through much
-and of being sure of herself.
-
-In appearance she had changed amazingly little. She looked as
-small and slight and trim as ever she had done. She was a little
-paler, I thought, and the Irish eyes were older and a shade
-harder; but that was all.
-
-I awoke with a start to the fact that I was staring at her. A
-slight flush had crept into her pale cheeks.
-
-'Don't!' she said suddenly, with a little gesture of irritation.
-
-The word and the gesture killed, as if they had been a blow, a
-kind of sentimental tenderness which had been stealing over me.
-
-'What are you doing here?' I asked.
-
-She was silent.
-
-'Please don't think I want to pry into your affairs,' I said
-viciously. 'I was only interested in the coincidence that we
-should meet here like this.'
-
-She turned to me impulsively. Her face had lost its hard look.
-
-'Oh, Peter,' she said, 'I'm sorry. I _am_ sorry.'
-
-It was my chance, and I snatched at it with a lack of chivalry
-which I regretted almost immediately. But I was feeling bitter,
-and bitterness makes a man do cheap things.
-
-'Sorry?' I said, politely puzzled. 'Why?'
-
-She looked taken aback, as I hoped she would.
-
-'For--for what happened.'
-
-'My dear Audrey! Anybody would have made the same mistake. I don't
-wonder you took me for a burglar.'
-
-'I didn't mean that. I meant--five years ago.'
-
-I laughed. I was not feeling like laughter at the moment, but I
-did my best, and had the satisfaction of seeing that it jarred
-upon her.
-
-'Surely you're not worrying yourself about that?' I said. I
-laughed again. Very jovial and debonair I was that winter morning.
-
-The brief moment in which we might have softened towards each
-other was over. There was a glitter in her blue eyes which told me
-that it was once more war between us.
-
-'I thought you would get over it,' she said.
-
-'Well,' I said, 'I was only twenty-five. One's heart doesn't break
-at twenty-five.'
-
-'I don't think yours would ever be likely to break, Peter.'
-
-'Is that a compliment, or otherwise?'
-
-'You would probably think it a compliment. I meant that you were
-not human enough to be heart-broken.'
-
-'So that's your idea of a compliment!'
-
-'I said I thought it was probably yours.'
-
-'I must have been a curious sort of man five years ago, if I gave
-you that impression.'
-
-'You were.'
-
-She spoke in a meditative voice, as if, across the years, she were
-idly inspecting some strange species of insect. The attitude
-annoyed me. I could look, myself, with a detached eye at the man I
-had once been, but I still retained a sort of affection for him,
-and I felt piqued.
-
-'I suppose you looked on me as a kind of ogre in those days?' I
-said.
-
-'I suppose I did.'
-
-There was a pause.
-
-'I didn't mean to hurt your feelings,' she said. And that was the
-most galling part of it. Mine was an attitude of studied
-offensiveness. I did want to hurt her feelings. But hers, it
-seemed to me, was no pose. She really had had--and, I suppose,
-still retained--a genuine horror of me. The struggle was unequal.
-
-'You were very kind,' she went on, 'sometimes--when you happened
-to think of it.'
-
-Considered as the best she could find to say of me, it was not an
-eulogy.
-
-'Well,' I said, 'we needn't discuss what I was or did five years
-ago. Whatever I was or did, you escaped. Let's think of the
-present. What are we going to do about this?'
-
-'You think the situation's embarrassing?'
-
-'I do.'
-
-'One of us ought to go, I suppose,' she said doubtfully.
-
-'Exactly.'
-
-'Well, I can't go.'
-
-'Nor can I.'
-
-'I have business here.'
-
-'Obviously, so have I.'
-
-'It's absolutely necessary that I should be here.'
-
-'And that I should.'
-
-She considered me for a moment.
-
-'Mrs Attwell told me that you were one of the assistant-masters
-at the school.'
-
-'I am acting as assistant-master. I am supposed to be learning the
-business.'
-
-She hesitated.
-
-'Why?' she said.
-
-'Why not?'
-
-'But--but--you used to be very well off.'
-
-'I'm better off now. I'm working.'
-
-She was silent for a moment.
-
-'Of course it's impossible for you to leave. You couldn't, could
-you?'
-
-'No.'
-
-'I can't either.'
-
-'Then I suppose we must face the embarrassment.'
-
-'But why must it be embarrassing? You said yourself you had--got
-over it.'
-
-'Absolutely. I am engaged to be married.'
-
-She gave a little start. She drew a pattern on the gravel with her
-foot before she spoke.
-
-'I congratulate you,' she said at last.
-
-'Thank you.'
-
-'I hope you will be very happy.'
-
-'I'm sure I shall.'
-
-She relapsed into silence. It occurred to me that, having posted
-her thoroughly in my affairs, I was entitled to ask about hers.
-
-'How in the world did you come to be here?' I said.
-
-'It's rather a long story. After my husband died--'
-
-'Oh!' I exclaimed, startled.
-
-'Yes; he died three years ago.'
-
-She spoke in a level voice, with a ring of hardness in it, for
-which I was to learn the true reason later. At the time it seemed
-to me due to resentment at having to speak of the man she had
-loved to me, whom she disliked, and my bitterness increased.
-
-'I have been looking after myself for a long time.'
-
-'In England?'
-
-'In America. We went to New York directly we--directly I had
-written to you. I have been in America ever since. I only returned
-to England a few weeks ago.'
-
-'But what brought you to Sanstead?'
-
-'Some years ago I got to know Mr Ford, the father of the little
-boy who is at the school. He recommended me to Mr Abney, who
-wanted somebody to help with the school.'
-
-'And you are dependent on your work? I mean--forgive me if I am
-personal--Mr Sheridan did not--'
-
-'He left no money at all.'
-
-'Who was he?' I burst out. I felt that the subject of the dead man
-was one which it was painful for her to talk about, at any rate to
-me; but the Sheridan mystery had vexed me for five years, and I
-thirsted to know something of this man who had dynamited my life
-without ever appearing in it.
-
-'He was an artist, a friend of my father.'
-
-I wanted to hear more. I wanted to know what he looked like, how
-he spoke, how he compared with me in a thousand ways; but it was
-plain that she would not willingly be communicative about him;
-and, with a feeling of resentment, I gave her her way and
-suppressed my curiosity.
-
-'So your work here is all you have?' I said.
-
-'Absolutely all. And, if it's the same with you, well, here we
-are!'
-
-'Here we are!' I echoed. 'Exactly.'
-
-'We must try and make it as easy for each other as we can,' she
-said.
-
-'Of course.'
-
-She looked at me in that curious, wide-eyed way of hers.
-
-'You have got thinner, Peter,' she said.
-
-'Have I?' I said. 'Suffering, I suppose, or exercise.'
-
-Her eyes left my face. I saw her bite her lip.
-
-'You hate me,' she said abruptly. 'You've been hating me all these
-years. Well, I don't wonder.'
-
-She turned and began to walk slowly away, and as she did so a
-sense of the littleness of the part I was playing came over me.
-Ever since our talk had begun I had been trying to hurt her,
-trying to take a petty revenge on her--for what? All that had
-happened five years ago had been my fault. I could not let her go
-like this. I felt unutterably mean.
-
-'Audrey!' I called.
-
-She stopped. I went to her.
-
-'Audrey!' I said, 'you're wrong. If there's anybody I hate, it's
-myself. I just want to tell you I understand.'
-
-Her lips parted, but she did not speak.
-
-'I understand just what made you do it,' I went on. 'I can see now
-the sort of man I was in those days.'
-
-'You're saying that to--to help me,' she said in a low voice.
-
-'No. I have felt like that about it for years.'
-
-'I treated you shamefully.'
-
-'Nothing of the kind. There's a certain sort of man who badly
-needs a--jolt, and he has to get it sooner or later. It happened
-that you gave me mine, but that wasn't your fault. I was bound to
-get it--somehow.' I laughed. 'Fate was waiting for me round the
-corner. Fate wanted something to hit me with. You happened to be
-the nearest thing handy.'
-
-'I'm sorry, Peter.'
-
-'Nonsense. You knocked some sense into me. That's all you did.
-Every man needs education. Most men get theirs in small doses, so
-that they hardly know they are getting it at all. My money kept me
-from getting mine that way. By the time I met you there was a
-great heap of back education due to me, and I got it in a lump.
-That's all.'
-
-'You're generous.'
-
-'Nothing of the kind. It's only that I see things clearer than I
-did. I was a pig in those days.'
-
-'You weren't!'
-
-'I was. Well, we won't quarrel about it.'
-
-Inside the house the bell rang for breakfast. We turned. As I drew
-back to let her go in, she stopped.
-
-'Peter,' she said.
-
-She began to speak quickly.
-
-'Peter, let's be sensible. Why should we let this embarrass us,
-this being together here? Can't we just pretend that we're two old
-friends who parted through a misunderstanding, and have come
-together again, with all the misunderstanding cleared away--friends
-again? Shall we?'
-
-She held out her hand. She was smiling, but her eyes were grave.
-
-'Old friends, Peter?'
-
-I took her hand.
-
-'Old friends,' I said.
-
-And we went in to breakfast. On the table, beside my plate, was
-lying a letter from Cynthia.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 6
-
-
-I
-
-I give the letter in full. It was written from the s.y. _Mermaid_,
-lying in Monaco Harbour.
-
-MY DEAR PETER, Where is Ogden? We have been expecting him every
-day. Mrs Ford is worrying herself to death. She keeps asking me if
-I have any news, and it is very tiresome to have to keep telling
-her that I have not heard from you. Surely, with the opportunities
-you must get every day, you can manage to kidnap him. Do be quick.
-We are relying on you.--In haste,
- CYNTHIA.
-
-I read this brief and business-like communication several times
-during the day; and after dinner that night, in order to meditate
-upon it in solitude, I left the house and wandered off in the
-direction of the village.
-
-I was midway between house and village when I became aware that I
-was being followed. The night was dark, and the wind moving in the
-tree-tops emphasized the loneliness of the country road. Both time
-and place were such as made it peculiarly unpleasant to hear
-stealthy footsteps on the road behind me.
-
-Uncertainty in such cases is the unnerving thing. I turned
-sharply, and began to walk back on tiptoe in the direction from
-which I had come.
-
-I had not been mistaken. A moment later a dark figure loomed up
-out of the darkness, and the exclamation which greeted me, as I
-made my presence known, showed that I had taken him by surprise.
-
-There was a momentary pause. I expected the man, whoever he might
-be, to run, but he held his ground. Indeed, he edged forward.
-
-'Get back!' I said, and allowed my stick to rasp suggestively on
-the road before raising it in readiness for any sudden development.
-It was as well that he should know it was there.
-
-The hint seemed to wound rather than frighten him.
-
-'Aw, cut out the rough stuff, bo,' he said reproachfully in a
-cautious, husky undertone. 'I ain't goin' to start anything.'
-
-I had an impression that I had heard the voice before, but I could
-not place it.
-
-'What are you following me for?' I demanded. 'Who are you?'
-
-'Say, I want a talk wit youse. I took a slant at youse under de
-lamp-post back dere, an' I seen it was you, so I tagged along.
-Say, I'm wise to your game, sport.'
-
-I had identified him by this time. Unless there were two men in
-the neighbourhood of Sanstead who hailed from the Bowery, this
-must be the man I had seen at the 'Feathers' who had incurred the
-disapproval of Miss Benjafield.
-
-'I haven't the faintest idea what you mean,' I said. 'What is my
-game?'
-
-His voice became reproachful again.
-
-'Ah chee!' he protested. 'Quit yer kiddin'! What was youse
-rubberin' around de house for last night if you wasn't trailin' de
-kid?'
-
-'Was it you who ran into me last night?' I asked.
-
-'Gee! I fought it was a tree. I came near takin' de count.'
-
-'I did take it. You seemed in a great hurry.'
-
-'Hell!' said the man simply, and expectorated.
-
-'Say,' he resumed, having delivered this criticism on that
-stirring episode, dat's a great kid, dat Nugget. I fought it was a
-Black Hand soup explosion when he cut loose. But, say, let's don't
-waste time. We gotta get together about dat kid.'
-
-'Certainly, if you wish it. What do you happen to mean?'
-
-'Aw, quit yer kiddin'!' He expectorated again. He seemed to be a
-man who could express the whole gamut of emotions by this simple
-means. 'I know you!'
-
-'Then you have the advantage of me, though I believe I remember
-seeing you before. Weren't you at the "Feathers" one Wednesday
-evening, singing something about a dog?'
-
-'Sure. Dat was me.'
-
-'What do you mean by saying that you know me?'
-
-'Aw, quit yer kiddin', Sam!'
-
-There was, it seemed to me, a reluctantly admiring note in his
-voice.
-
-'Tell me, who do you think I am?' I asked patiently.
-
-'Ahr ghee! You can't string me, sport. Smooth Sam Fisher, is who
-you are, bo. I know you.'
-
-I was too surprised to speak. Verily, some have greatness thrust
-upon them.
-
-'I hain't never seen youse, Sam,' he continued, 'but I know it's
-you. And I'll tell youse how I doped it out. To begin with, there
-ain't but you and your bunch and me and my bunch dat knows de
-Little Nugget's on dis side at all. Dey sneaked him out of New
-York mighty slick. And I heard that you had come here after him.
-So when I runs into a guy dat's trailin' de kid down here, well,
-who's it going to be if it ain't youse? And when dat guy talks
-like a dude, like they all say you do, well, who's it going to be
-if it ain't youse? So quit yer kiddin', Sam, and let's get down to
-business.'
-
-'Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr Buck MacGinnis?' I said. I
-felt convinced that this could be no other than that celebrity.
-
-'Dat's right. Dere's no need to keep up anyt'ing wit me, Sam.
-We're bote on de same trail, so let's get down to it.'
-
-'One moment,' I said. 'Would it surprise you to hear that my name
-is Burns, and that I am a master at the school?'
-
-He expectorated admirably.
-
-'Hell, no!' he said. 'Gee, it's just what you would be, Sam. I
-always heard youse had been one of dese rah-rah boys oncest. Say,
-it's mighty smart of youse to be a perfessor. You're right in on
-de ground floor.'
-
-His voice became appealing.
-
-'Say, Sam, don't be a hawg. Let's go fifty-fifty in dis deal. My
-bunch and me has come a hell of a number of miles on dis
-proposition, and dere ain't no need for us to fall scrappin' over
-it. Dere's plenty for all of us. Old man Ford'll cough up enough
-for every one, and dere won't be any fuss. Let's sit in togedder
-on dis nuggett'ing. It ain't like as if it was an ornery two-by-four
-deal. I wouldn't ask youse if it wasn't big enough fir de whole
-bunch of us.'
-
-As I said nothing, he proceeded.
-
-'It ain't square, Sam, to take advantage of your having education.
-If it was a square fight, and us bote wit de same chance, I
-wouldn't say; but you bein' a dude perfessor and gettin' right
-into de place like dat ain't right. Say, don't be a hawg, Sam.
-Don't swipe it all. Fifty-fifty! Does dat go?'
-
-'I don't know,' I said. 'You had better ask the real Sam. Good
-night.'
-
-I walked past him and made for the school gates at my best pace.
-He trotted after me, pleading.
-
-'Sam, give us a quarter, then.'
-
-I walked on.
-
-'Sam, don't be a hawg!'
-
-He broke into a run.
-
-'Sam!' His voice lost its pleading tone and rasped menacingly.
-
-'Gee, if I had me canister, youse wouldn't be so flip! Listen
-here, you big cheese! You t'ink youse is de only t'ing in sight,
-huh? Well, we ain't done yet. You'll see yet. We'll fix you! Youse
-had best watch out.'
-
-I stopped and turned on him. 'Look here, you fool,' I cried. 'I
-tell you I am not Sam Fisher. Can't you understand that you have
-got hold of the wrong man? My name is Burns--_Burns_.'
-
-He expectorated--scornfully this time. He was a man slow by nature
-to receive ideas, but slower to rid himself of one that had
-contrived to force its way into what he probably called his brain.
-He had decided on the evidence that I was Smooth Sam Fisher, and
-no denials on my part were going to shake his belief. He looked on
-them merely as so many unsportsmanlike quibbles prompted by greed.
-
-'Tell it to Sweeney!' was the form in which he crystallized his
-scepticism.
-
-'May be you'll say youse ain't trailin' de Nugget, huh?'
-
-It was a home-thrust. If truth-telling has become a habit, one
-gets slowly off the mark when the moment arrives for the prudent
-lie. Quite against my will, I hesitated. Observant Mr MacGinnis
-perceived my hesitation and expectorated triumphantly.
-
-'Ah ghee!' he remarked. And then with a sudden return to ferocity,
-'All right, you Sam, you wait! We'll fix you, and fix you good!
-See? Dat goes. You t'ink youse kin put it across us, huh? All
-right, you'll get yours. You wait!'
-
-And with these words he slid off into the night. From somewhere in
-the murky middle distance came a scornful 'Hawg!' and he was gone,
-leaving me with a settled conviction that, while I had frequently
-had occasion, since my expedition to Sanstead began, to describe
-affairs as complex, their complexity had now reached its height.
-With a watchful Pinkerton's man within, and a vengeful gang of
-rivals without, Sanstead House seemed likely to become an
-unrestful place for a young kidnapper with no previous experience.
-
-The need for swift action had become imperative.
-
-
-II
-
-White, the butler, looking singularly unlike a detective--which, I
-suppose, is how a detective wants to look--was taking the air on
-the football field when I left the house next morning for a
-before-breakfast stroll. The sight of him filled me with a desire
-for first-hand information on the subject of the man Mr MacGinnis
-supposed me to be and also of Mr MacGinnis himself. I wanted to be
-assured that my friend Buck, despite appearances, was a placid
-person whose bark was worse than his bite.
-
-White's manner, at our first conversational exchanges, was
-entirely that of the butler. From what I came to know of him
-later, I think he took an artistic pride in throwing himself into
-whatever role he had to assume.
-
-At the mention of Smooth Sam Fisher, however, his manner peeled
-off him like a skin, and he began to talk as himself, a racy and
-vigorous self vastly different from the episcopal person he
-thought it necessary to be when on duty.
-
-'White,' I said, 'do you know anything of Smooth Sam Fisher?'
-
-He stared at me. I suppose the question, led up to by no previous
-remark, was unusual.
-
-'I met a gentleman of the name of Buck MacGinnis--he was our
-visitor that night, by the way--and he was full of Sam. Do you
-know him?'
-
-'Buck?'
-
-'Either of them.'
-
-'Well, I've never seen Buck, but I know all about him. There's
-pepper to Buck.'
-
-'So I should imagine. And Sam?'
-
-'You may take it from me that there's more pepper to Sam's little
-finger than there is to Buck's whole body. Sam could make Buck
-look like the last run of shad, if it came to a showdown. Buck's
-just a common roughneck. Sam's an educated man. He's got brains.'
-
-'So I gathered. Well, I'm glad to hear you speak so well of him,
-because that's who I'm supposed to be.'
-
-'How's that?'
-
-'Buck MacGinnis insists that I am Smooth Sam Fisher. Nothing I can
-say will shift him.'
-
-White stared. He had very bright humorous brown eyes. Then he
-began to laugh.
-
-'Well, what do you know about that?' he exclaimed. 'Wouldn't that
-jar you!'
-
-'It would. I may say it did. He called me a hog for wanting to
-keep the Little Nugget to myself, and left threatening to "fix
-me". What would you say the verb "to fix" signified in Mr
-MacGinnis's vocabulary?'
-
-White was still chuckling quietly to himself.
-
-'He's a wonder!' he observed. 'Can you beat it? Taking you for
-Smooth Sam!'
-
-'He said he had never seen Smooth Sam. Have you?'
-
-'Lord, yes.'
-
-'Does he look like me?'
-
-'Not a bit.'
-
-'Do you think he's over here in England?'
-
-'Sam? I know he is.'
-
-'Then Buck MacGinnis was right?'
-
-'Dead right, as far as Sam being on the trail goes. Sam's after
-the Nugget to get him this time. He's tried often enough before,
-but we've been too smart for him. This time he allows he's going
-to bring it off.'
-
-'Then why haven't we seen anything of him? Buck MacGinnis seems to
-be monopolizing the kidnapping industry in these parts.'
-
-'Oh, Sam'll show up when he feels good and ready. You can take it
-from me that Sam knows what he is doing. Sam's a special pet of
-mine. I don't give a flip for Buck MacGinnis.'
-
-'I wish I had your cheery disposition! To me Buck MacGinnis seems
-a pretty important citizen. I wonder what he meant by "fix"?'
-
-White, however, declined to leave the subject of Buck's more
-gifted rival.
-
-'Sam's a college man, you know. That gives him a pull. He has
-brains, and can use them.'
-
-'That was one of the points on which Buck MacGinnis reproached me.
-He said it was not fair to use my superior education.'
-
-He laughed.
-
-'Buck's got no sense. That's why you find him carrying on like a
-porch-climber. It's his only notion of how to behave when he wants
-to do a job. And that's why there's only one man to keep your eye
-on in this thing of the Little Nugget, and that's Sam. I wish you
-could get to know Sam. You'd like him.'
-
-'You seem to look on him as a personal friend. I certainly don't
-like Buck.'
-
-'Oh, Buck!' said White scornfully.
-
-We turned towards the house as the sound of the bell came to us
-across the field.
-
-'Then you think we may count on Sam's arrival, sooner or later, as
-a certainty?' I said.
-
-'Surest thing you know.'
-
-'You will have a busy time.'
-
-'All in the day's work.'
-
-'I suppose I ought to look at it in that way. But I do wish I knew
-exactly what Buck meant by "fix".'
-
-White at last condescended to give his mind to the trivial point.
-
-'I guess he'll try to put one over on you with a sand-bag,' he
-said carelessly. He seemed to face the prospect with calm.
-
-'A sand-bag, eh?' I said. 'It sounds exciting.'
-
-'And feels it. I know. I've had some.'
-
-I parted from him at the door. As a comforter he had failed to
-qualify. He had not eased my mind to the slightest extent.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 7
-
-
-Looking at it now I can see that the days which followed Audrey's
-arrival at Sanstead marked the true beginning of our acquaintanceship.
-Before, during our engagement, we had been strangers, artificially
-tied together, and she had struggled against the chain. But now,
-for the first time, we were beginning to know each other, and were
-discovering that, after all, we had much in common.
-
-It did not alarm me, this growing feeling of comradeship. Keenly
-on the alert as I was for the least sign that would show that I
-was in danger of weakening in my loyalty to Cynthia, I did not
-detect one in my friendliness for Audrey. On the contrary, I was
-hugely relieved, for it seemed to me that the danger was past. I
-had not imagined it possible that I could ever experience towards
-her such a tranquil emotion as this easy friendliness. For the
-last five years my imagination had been playing round her memory,
-until I suppose I had built up in my mind some almost superhuman
-image, some goddess. What I was passing through now, of course,
-though I was unaware of it, was the natural reaction from that
-state of mind. Instead of the goddess, I had found a companionable
-human being, and I imagined that I had effected the change myself,
-and by sheer force of will brought Audrey into a reasonable
-relation to the scheme of things.
-
-I suppose a not too intelligent moth has much the same views with
-regard to the lamp. His last thought, as he enters the flame, is
-probably one of self-congratulation that he has arranged his
-dealings with it on such a satisfactory commonsense basis.
-
-And then, when I was feeling particularly safe and complacent,
-disaster came.
-
-The day was Wednesday, and my 'afternoon off', but the rain was
-driving against the windows, and the attractions of billiards with
-the marker at the 'Feathers' had not proved sufficient to make me
-face the two-mile walk in the storm. I had settled myself in the
-study. There was a noble fire burning in the grate, and the
-darkness lit by the glow of the coals, the dripping of the rain,
-the good behaviour of my pipe, and the reflection that, as I sat
-there, Glossop was engaged downstairs in wrestling with my class,
-combined to steep me in a meditative peace. Audrey was playing the
-piano in the drawing-room. The sound came to me faintly through
-the closed doors. I recognized what she was playing. I wondered if
-the melody had the same associations for her that it had for me.
-
-The music stopped. I heard the drawing-room door open. She came
-into the study.
-
-'I didn't know there was anyone here,' she said. 'I'm frozen. The
-drawing-room fire's out.'
-
-'Come and sit down,' I said. 'You don't mind the smoke?'
-
-I drew a chair up to the fire for her, feeling, as I did so, a
-certain pride. Here I was, alone with her in the firelight, and my
-pulse was regular and my brain cool. I had a momentary vision of
-myself as the Strong Man, the strong, quiet man with the iron grip
-on his emotions. I was pleased with myself.
-
-She sat for some minutes, gazing into the fire. Little spurts of
-flame whistled comfortably in the heart of the black-red coals.
-Outside the storm shrieked faintly, and flurries of rain dashed
-themselves against the window.
-
-'It's very nice in here,' she said at last.
-
-'Peaceful.'
-
-I filled my pipe and re-lit it. Her eyes, seen for an instant in
-the light of the match, looked dreamy.
-
-'I've been sitting here listening to you,' I said. 'I liked that
-last thing you played.'
-
-'You always did.'
-
-'You remember that? Do you remember one evening--no, you
-wouldn't.'
-
-'Which evening?'
-
-'Oh, you wouldn't remember. It's only one particular evening when
-you played that thing. It sticks in my mind. It was at your
-father's studio.'
-
-She looked up quickly.
-
-'We went out afterwards and sat in the park.'
-
-I sat up thrilled.
-
-'A man came by with a dog,' I said.
-
-'Two dogs.'
-
-'One surely!'
-
-'Two. A bull-dog and a fox-terrier.'
-
-'I remember the bull-dog, but--by Jove, you're right. A fox-terrier
-with a black patch over his left eye.'
-
-'Right eye.'
-
-'Right eye. They came up to us, and you--'
-
-'Gave them chocolates.'
-
-I sank back slowly in my chair.
-
-'You've got a wonderful memory,' I said.
-
-She bent over the fire without speaking. The rain rattled on the
-window.
-
-'So you still like my playing, Peter?'
-
-'I like it better than ever; there's something in it now that I
-don't believe there used to be. I can't describe it--something--'
-
-'I think it's knowledge, Peter,' she said quietly. 'Experience.
-I'm five years older than I was when I used to play to you before,
-and I've seen a good deal in those five years. It may not be
-altogether pleasant seeing life, but--well, it makes you play the
-piano better. Experience goes in at the heart and comes out at the
-finger-tips.'
-
-It seemed to me that she spoke a little bitterly.
-
-'Have you had a bad time, Audrey, these last years?' I said.
-
-'Pretty bad.'
-
-'I'm sorry.'
-
-'I'm not--altogether. I've learned a lot.'
-
-She was silent again, her eyes fixed on the fire.
-
-'What are you thinking about?' I said.
-
-'Oh, a great many things.'
-
-'Pleasant?'
-
-'Mixed. The last thing I thought about was pleasant. That was,
-that I am very lucky to be doing the work I am doing now. Compared
-with some of the things I have done--'
-
-She shivered.
-
-'I wish you would tell me about those years, Audrey,' I said.
-'What were some of the things you did?'
-
-She leaned back in her chair and shaded her face from the fire
-with a newspaper. Her eyes were in the shadow.
-
-'Well, let me see. I was a nurse for some time at the Lafayette
-Hospital in New York.'
-
-'That's hard work?'
-
-'Horribly hard. I had to give it up after a while. But--it teaches
-you.... You learn.... You learn--all sorts of things. Realities.
-How much of your own trouble is imagination. You get real trouble
-in a hospital. You get it thrown at you.'
-
-I said nothing. I was feeling--I don't know why--a little
-uncomfortable, a little at a disadvantage, as one feels in the
-presence of some one bigger than oneself.
-
-'Then I was a waitress.'
-
-'A waitress?'
-
-'I tell you I did everything. I was a waitress, and a very bad
-one. I broke plates. I muddled orders. Finally I was very rude to
-a customer and I went on to try something else. I forget what came
-next. I think it was the stage. I travelled for a year with a
-touring company. That was hard work, too, but I liked it. After
-that came dressmaking, which was harder and which I hated. And
-then I had my first stroke of real luck.'
-
-'What was that?'
-
-'I met Mr Ford.'
-
-'How did that happen?'
-
-'You wouldn't remember a Miss Vanderley, an American girl who was
-over in London five or six years ago? My father taught her
-painting. She was very rich, but she was wild at that time to be
-Bohemian. I think that's why she chose Father as a teacher. Well,
-she was always at the studio, and we became great friends, and one
-day, after all these things I have been telling you of, I thought
-I would write to her, and see if she could not find me something
-to do. She was a _dear_.' Her voice trembled, and she lowered
-the newspaper till her whole face was hidden. 'She wanted me to
-come to their home and live on her for ever, but I couldn't have
-that. I told her I must work. So she sent me to Mr Ford, whom the
-Vanderleys knew very well, and I became Ogden's governess.'
-
-'Great Scott!' I cried. 'What!'
-
-She laughed rather shakily.
-
-'I don't think I was a very good governess. I knew next to
-nothing. I ought to have been having a governess myself. But I
-managed somehow.'
-
-'But Ogden?' I said. 'That little fiend, didn't he worry the life
-out of you?'
-
-'Oh, I had luck there again. He happened to take a mild liking to
-me, and he was as good as gold--for him; that's to say, if I
-didn't interfere with him too much, and I didn't. I was horribly
-weak; he let me alone. It was the happiest time I had had for
-ages.'
-
-'And when he came here, you came too, as a sort of ex-governess,
-to continue exerting your moral influence over him?'
-
-She laughed.
-
-'More or less that.'
-
-We sat in silence for a while, and then she put into words the
-thought which was in both our minds.
-
-'How odd it seems, you and I sitting together chatting like this,
-Peter, after all--all these years.'
-
-'Like a dream!'
-
-'Just like a dream ... I'm so glad.... You don't know how I've
-hated myself sometimes for--for--'
-
-'Audrey! You mustn't talk like that. Don't let's think of it.
-Besides, it was my fault.'
-
-She shook her head.
-
-'Well, put it that we didn't understand one another.'
-
-She nodded slowly.
-
-'No, we didn't understand one another.'
-
-'But we do now,' I said. 'We're friends, Audrey.'
-
-She did not answer. For a long time we sat in silence. And then the
-newspaper must have moved--a gleam from the fire fell upon her face,
-lighting up her eyes; and at the sight something in me began to
-throb, like a drum warning a city against danger. The next moment
-the shadow had covered them again.
-
-I sat there, tense, gripping the arms of my chair. I was tingling.
-Something was happening to me. I had a curious sensation of being
-on the threshold of something wonderful and perilous.
-
-From downstairs there came the sound of boys' voices. Work was
-over, and with it this talk by the firelight. In a few minutes
-somebody, Glossop, or Mr Abney, would be breaking in on our
-retreat.
-
-We both rose, and then--it happened. She must have tripped in the
-darkness. She stumbled forward, her hand caught at my coat, and
-she was in my arms.
-
-It was a thing of an instant. She recovered herself, moved to the
-door, and was gone.
-
-But I stood where I was, motionless, aghast at the revelation
-which had come to me in that brief moment. It was the physical
-contact, the feel of her, warm and alive, that had shattered for
-ever that flimsy structure of friendship which I had fancied so
-strong. I had said to Love, 'Thus far, and no farther', and Love
-had swept over me, the more powerful for being checked. The time
-of self-deception was over. I knew myself.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 8
-
-
-I
-
-That Buck MacGinnis was not the man to let the grass grow under
-his feet in a situation like the present one, I would have
-gathered from White's remarks if I had not already done so from
-personal observation. The world is divided into dreamers and men
-of action. From what little I had seen of him I placed Buck
-MacGinnis in the latter class. Every day I expected him to act,
-and was agreeably surprised as each twenty-four hours passed and
-left me still unfixed. But I knew the hour would come, and it did.
-
-I looked for frontal attack from Buck, not subtlety; but, when the
-attack came, it was so excessively frontal that my chief emotion
-was a sort of paralysed amazement. It seemed incredible that such
-peculiarly Wild Western events could happen in peaceful England,
-even in so isolated a spot as Sanstead House.
-
-It had been one of those interminable days which occur only at
-schools. A school, more than any other institution, is dependent
-on the weather. Every small boy rises from his bed of a morning
-charged with a definite quantity of devilry; and this, if he is to
-sleep the sound sleep of health, he has got to work off somehow
-before bedtime. That is why the summer term is the one a master
-longs for, when the intervals between classes can be spent in the
-open. There is no pleasanter sight for an assistant-master at a
-private school than that of a number of boys expending their venom
-harmlessly in the sunshine.
-
-On this particular day, snow had begun to fall early in the
-morning, and, while his pupils would have been only too delighted
-to go out and roll in it by the hour, they were prevented from
-doing so by Mr Abney's strict orders. No schoolmaster enjoys
-seeing his pupils running risks of catching cold, and just then Mr
-Abney was especially definite on the subject. The Saturnalia which
-had followed Mr MacGinnis' nocturnal visit to the school had had
-the effect of giving violent colds to three lords, a baronet, and
-the younger son of an honourable. And, in addition to that, Mr
-Abney himself, his penetrating tenor changed to a guttural croak,
-was in his bed looking on the world with watering eyes. His views,
-therefore, on playing in the snow as an occupation for boys were
-naturally prejudiced.
-
-The result was that Glossop and I had to try and keep order among
-a mob of small boys, none of whom had had any chance of working
-off his superfluous energy. How Glossop fared I can only imagine.
-Judging by the fact that I, who usually kept fair order without
-excessive effort, was almost overwhelmed, I should fancy he fared
-badly. His classroom was on the opposite side of the hall from
-mine, and at frequent intervals his voice would penetrate my door,
-raised to a frenzied fortissimo.
-
-Little by little, however, we had won through the day, and the
-boys had subsided into comparative quiet over their evening
-preparation, when from outside the front door there sounded the
-purring of the engine of a large automobile. The bell rang.
-
-I did not, I remember, pay much attention to this at the moment. I
-supposed that somebody from one of the big houses in the
-neighbourhood had called, or, taking the lateness of the hour into
-consideration, that a motoring party had come, as they did
-sometimes--Sanstead House standing some miles from anywhere in the
-middle of an intricate system of by-roads--to inquire the way to
-Portsmouth or London. If my class had allowed me, I would have
-ignored the sound. But for them it supplied just that break in the
-monotony of things which they had needed. They welcomed it
-vociferously.
-
-A voice: 'Sir, please, sir, there's a motor outside.'
-
-Myself (austerely): I know there's a motor outside. Get on with
-your work.'
-
-Various voices: 'Sir, have you ever ridden in a motor?'
-
-'Sir, my father let me help drive our motor last Easter, sir.'
-
-'Sir, who do you think it is?'
-
-An isolated genius (imitating the engine): 'Pr-prr! Pr-prr! Pr-prr!'
-
-I was on the point of distributing bad marks (the schoolmaster's
-stand-by) broadcast, when a curious sound checked me. It followed
-directly upon the opening of the front door. I heard White's
-footsteps crossing the hall, then the click of the latch, and
-then--a sound that I could not define. The closed door of the
-classroom deadened it, but for all that it was audible. It
-resembled the thud of a falling body, but I knew it could not be
-that, for in peaceful England butlers opening front doors did not
-fall with thuds.
-
-My class, eager listeners, found fresh material in the sound for
-friendly conversation.
-
-'Sir, what was that, sir?'
-
-'Did you hear that, sir?'
-
-'What do you think's happened, sir?'
-
-'Be quiet,' I shouted. 'Will you be--'
-
-There was a quick footstep outside, the door flew open, and on the
-threshold stood a short, sturdy man in a motoring coat and cap.
-The upper part of his face was covered by a strip of white linen,
-with holes for the eyes, and there was a Browning pistol in his
-hand.
-
-It is my belief that, if assistant-masters were allowed to wear
-white masks and carry automatic pistols, keeping order in a school
-would become child's play. A silence such as no threat of bad
-marks had ever been able to produce fell instantaneously upon the
-classroom. Out of the corner of my eye, as I turned to face our
-visitor, I could see small boys goggling rapturously at this
-miraculous realization of all the dreams induced by juvenile
-adventure fiction. As far as I could ascertain, on subsequent
-inquiry, not one of them felt a tremor of fear. It was all too
-tremendously exciting for that. For their exclusive benefit an
-illustration from a weekly paper for boys had come to life, and
-they had no time to waste in being frightened.
-
-As for me, I was dazed. Motor bandits may terrorize France, and
-desperadoes hold up trains in America, but this was peaceful
-England. The fact that Buck MacGinnis was at large in the
-neighbourhood did not make the thing any the less incredible. I
-had looked on my affair with Buck as a thing of the open air and
-the darkness. I had figured him lying in wait in lonely roads,
-possibly, even, lurking about the grounds; but in my most
-apprehensive moments I had not imagined him calling at the front
-door and holding me up with a revolver in my own classroom.
-
-And yet it was the simple, even the obvious, thing for him to do.
-Given an automobile, success was certain. Sanstead House stood
-absolutely alone. There was not even a cottage within half a mile.
-A train broken down in the middle of the Bad Lands was not more
-cut off.
-
-Consider, too, the peculiar helplessness of a school in such a
-case. A school lives on the confidence of parents, a nebulous
-foundation which the slightest breath can destroy. Everything
-connected with it must be done with exaggerated discretion. I do
-not suppose Mr MacGinnis had thought the thing out in all its
-bearings, but he could not have made a sounder move if he had been
-a Napoleon. Where the owner of an ordinary country-house raided by
-masked men can raise the countryside in pursuit, a schoolmaster
-must do precisely the opposite. From his point of view, the fewer
-people that know of the affair the better. Parents are a jumpy
-race. A man may be the ideal schoolmaster, yet will a connection
-with melodrama damn him in the eyes of parents. They do not
-inquire. They are too panic-stricken for that. Golden-haired
-Willie may be receiving the finest education conceivable, yet if
-men with Browning pistols are familiar objects at his shrine of
-learning they will remove him. Fortunately for schoolmasters it is
-seldom that such visitors call upon them. Indeed, I imagine Mr
-MacGinnis's effort to have been the first of its kind.
-
-I do not, as I say, suppose that Buck, whose forte was action
-rather than brain-work, had thought all this out. He had trusted
-to luck, and luck had stood by him. There would be no raising of
-the countryside in his case. On the contrary, I could see Mr Abney
-becoming one of the busiest persons on record in his endeavour to
-hush the thing up and prevent it getting into the papers. The man
-with the pistol spoke. He sighted me--I was standing with my back
-to the mantelpiece, parallel with the door--made a sharp turn, and
-raised his weapon.
-
-'Put 'em up, sport,' he said.
-
-It was not the voice of Buck MacGinnis. I put my hands up.
-
-'Say, which of dese is de Nugget?'
-
-He half turned his head to the class.
-
-'Which of youse kids is Ogden Ford?'
-
-The class was beyond speech. The silence continued.
-
-'Ogden Ford is not here,' I said.
-
-Our visitor had not that simple faith which is so much better than
-Norman blood. He did not believe me. Without moving his head he
-gave a long whistle. Steps sounded outside. Another, short, sturdy
-form, entered the room.
-
-'He ain't in de odder room,' observed the newcomer. 'I been
-rubberin'!'
-
-This was friend Buck beyond question. I could have recognized his
-voice anywhere!
-
-'Well dis guy,' said the man with the pistol, indicating me, 'says
-he ain't here. What's de answer?'
-
-'Why, it's Sam!' said Buck. 'Howdy, Sam? Pleased to see us, huh?
-We're in on de ground floor, too, dis time, all right, all right.'
-
-His words had a marked effect on his colleague.
-
-'Is dat Sam? Hell! Let me blow de head off'n him!' he said, with
-simple fervour; and, advancing a step nearer, he waved his
-disengaged fist truculently. In my role of Sam I had plainly made
-myself very unpopular. I have never heard so much emotion packed
-into a few words.
-
-Buck, to my relief, opposed the motion. I thought this decent of
-Buck.
-
-'Cheese it,' he said curtly.
-
-The other cheesed it. The operation took the form of lowering the
-fist. The pistol he kept in position.
-
-Mr MacGinnis resumed the conduct of affairs.
-
-'Now den, Sam,' he said, 'come across! Where's de Nugget?'
-
-'My name is not Sam,' I said. 'May I put my hands down?'
-
-'Yep, if you want the top of your damn head blown off.'
-
-Such was not my desire. I kept them up.
-
-'Now den, you Sam,' said Mr MacGinnis again, 'we ain't got time to
-burn. Out with it. Where's dat Nugget?'
-
-Some reply was obviously required. It was useless to keep
-protesting that I was not Sam.
-
-'At this time in the evening he is generally working with Mr
-Glossop.'
-
-'Who's Glossop? Dat dough-faced dub in de room over dere?'
-
-'Exactly. You have described him perfectly.'
-
-'Well, he ain't dere. I bin rubberin.' Aw, quit yer foolin', Sam,
-where is he?'
-
-'I couldn't tell you just where he is at the present moment,' I
-said precisely.
-
-'Ahr chee! Let me swot him one!' begged the man with the pistol; a
-most unlovable person. I could never have made a friend of him.
-
-'Cheese it, you!' said Mr MacGinnis.
-
-The other cheesed it once more, regretfully.
-
-'You got him hidden away somewheres, Sam,' said Mr MacGinnis. 'You
-can't fool me. I'm com' t'roo dis joint wit a fine-tooth comb till
-I find him.'
-
-'By all means,' I said. 'Don't let me stop you.'
-
-'You? You're coming wit me.'
-
-'If you wish it. I shall be delighted.'
-
-'An' cut out dat dam' sissy way of talking, you rummy,' bellowed
-Buck, with a sudden lapse into ferocity. 'Spiel like a regular
-guy! Standin' dere, pullin' dat dude stuff on me! Cut it out!'
-
-'Say, why _mayn't_ I hand him one?' demanded the pistol-bearer
-pathetically. 'What's your kick against pushin' his face in?'
-
-I thought the question in poor taste. Buck ignored it.
-
-'Gimme dat canister,' he said, taking the Browning pistol from
-him. 'Now den, Sam, are youse goin' to be good, and come across,
-or ain't you--which?'
-
-'I'd be delighted to do anything you wished, Mr MacGinnis,' I
-said, 'but--'
-
-'Aw, hire a hall!' said Buck disgustedly. 'Step lively, den, an'
-we'll go t'roo de joint. I t'ought youse 'ud have had more sense,
-Sam, dan to play dis fool game when you know you're beat. You--'
-
-Shooting pains in my shoulders caused me to interrupt him.
-
-'One moment,' I said. 'I'm going to put my hands down. I'm getting
-cramp.'
-
-'I'll blow a hole in you if you do!'
-
-'Just as you please. But I'm not armed.'
-
-'Lefty,' he said to the other man, 'feel around to see if he's
-carryin' anyt'ing.'
-
-Lefty advanced and began to tap me scientifically in the
-neighbourhood of my pockets. He grunted morosely the while. I
-suppose, at this close range, the temptation to 'hand me one' was
-almost more than he could bear.
-
-'He ain't got no gun,' he announced gloomily.
-
-'Den youse can put 'em down,' said Mr MacGinnis.
-
-'Thanks,' I said.
-
-'Lefty, youse stay here and look after dese kids. Get a move on,
-Sam.'
-
-We left the room, a little procession of two, myself leading, Buck
-in my immediate rear administering occasional cautionary prods
-with the faithful 'canister'.
-
-
-II
-
-The first thing that met my eyes as we entered the hall was the
-body of a man lying by the front door. The light of the lamp fell
-on his face and I saw that it was White. His hands and feet were
-tied. As I looked at him, he moved, as if straining against his
-bonds, and I was conscious of a feeling of relief. That sound that
-had reached me in the classroom, that thud of a falling body, had
-become, in the light of what had happened later, very sinister. It
-was good to know that he was still alive. I gathered--correctly,
-as I discovered subsequently--that in his case the sand-bag had
-been utilized. He had been struck down and stunned the instant he
-opened the door.
-
-There was a masked man leaning against the wall by Glossop's
-classroom. He was short and sturdy. The Buck MacGinnis gang seemed
-to have been turned out on a pattern. Externally, they might all
-have been twins. This man, to give him a semblance of individuality,
-had a ragged red moustache. He was smoking a cigar with the air of
-the warrior taking his rest.
-
-'Hello!' he said, as we appeared. He jerked a thumb towards the
-classroom. 'I've locked dem in. What's doin', Buck?' he asked,
-indicating me with a languid nod.
-
-'We're going t'roo de joint,' explained Mr MacGinnis. 'De kid
-ain't in dere. Hump yourself, Sam!'
-
-His colleague's languor disappeared with magic swiftness.
-
-'Sam! Is dat Sam? Here, let me beat de block off'n him!'
-
-Few points in this episode struck me as more remarkable than the
-similarity of taste which prevailed, as concerned myself, among
-the members of Mr MacGinnis's gang. Men, doubtless of varying
-opinions on other subjects, on this one point they were unanimous.
-They all wanted to assault me.
-
-Buck, however, had other uses for me. For the present, I was
-necessary as a guide, and my value as such would be impaired were
-the block to be beaten off me. Though feeling no friendlier
-towards me than did his assistants, he declined to allow sentiment
-to interfere with business. He concentrated his attention on the
-upward journey with all the earnestness of the young gentleman who
-carried the banner with the strange device in the poem.
-
-Briefly requesting his ally to cheese it--which he did--he urged
-me on with the nozzle of the pistol. The red-moustached man sank
-back against the wall again with an air of dejection, sucking his
-cigar now like one who has had disappointments in life, while we
-passed on up the stairs and began to draw the rooms on the first
-floor.
-
-These consisted of Mr Abney's study and two dormitories. The study
-was empty, and the only occupants of the dormitories were the
-three boys who had been stricken down with colds on the occasion
-of Mr MacGinnis's last visit. They squeaked with surprise at the
-sight of the assistant-master in such questionable company.
-
-Buck eyed them disappointedly. I waited with something of the
-feelings of a drummer taking a buyer round the sample room.
-
-'Get on,' said Buck.
-
-'Won't one of those do?'
-
-'Hump yourself, Sam.'
-
-'Call me Sammy,' I urged. 'We're old friends now.'
-
-'Don't get fresh,' he said austerely. And we moved on.
-
-The top floor was even more deserted than the first. There was no
-one in the dormitories. The only other room was Mr Abney's; and,
-as we came opposite it, a sneeze from within told of the
-sufferings of its occupant.
-
-The sound stirred Buck to his depths. He 'pointed' at the door
-like a smell-dog.
-
-'Who's in dere?' he demanded.
-
-'Only Mr Abney. Better not disturb him. He has a bad cold.'
-
-He placed a wrong construction on my solicitude for my employer.
-His manner became excited.
-
-'Open dat door, you,' he cried.
-
-'It'll give him a nasty shock.'
-
-'G'wan! Open it!'
-
-No one who is digging a Browning pistol into the small of my back
-will ever find me disobliging. I opened the door--knocking first,
-as a mild concession to the conventions--and the procession passed
-in.
-
-My stricken employer was lying on his back, staring at the
-ceiling, and our entrance did not at first cause him to change
-this position.
-
-'Yes?' he said thickly, and disappeared beneath a huge
-pocket-handkerchief. Muffled sounds, as of distant explosions of
-dynamite, together with earthquake shudderings of the bedclothes,
-told of another sneezing-fit.
-
-'I'm sorry to disturb you,' I began, when Buck, ever the man of
-action, with a scorn of palaver, strode past me, and, having
-prodded with the pistol that part of the bedclothes beneath which
-a rough calculation suggested that Mr Abney's lower ribs were
-concealed, uttered the one word, 'Sa-a-ay!'
-
-Mr Abney sat up like a Jack-in-the-box. One might almost say that
-he shot up. And then he saw Buck.
-
-I cannot even faintly imagine what were Mr Abney's emotions at
-that moment. He was a man who, from boyhood up, had led a quiet
-and regular life. Things like Buck had appeared to him hitherto,
-if they appeared at all, only in dreams after injudicious suppers.
-Even in the ordinary costume of the Bowery gentleman, without such
-adventitious extras as masks and pistols, Buck was no beauty. With
-that hideous strip of dingy white linen on his face, he was a
-walking nightmare.
-
-Mr Abney's eyebrows had risen and his jaw had fallen to their
-uttermost limits. His hair, disturbed by contact with the pillow,
-gave the impression of standing on end. His eyes seemed to bulge
-like a snail's. He stared at Buck, fascinated.
-
-'Say, you, quit rubberin'. Youse ain't in a dime museum. Where's
-dat Ford kid, huh?'
-
-I have set down all Mr MacGinnis's remarks as if they had been
-uttered in a bell-like voice with a clear and crisp enunciation;
-but, in doing so, I have flattered him. In reality, his mode of
-speech suggested that he had something large and unwieldy
-permanently stuck in his mouth; and it was not easy for a stranger
-to follow him. Mr Abney signally failed to do so. He continued to
-gape helplessly till the tension was broken by a sneeze.
-
-One cannot interrogate a sneezing man with any satisfaction to
-oneself. Buck stood by the bedside in moody silence, waiting for
-the paroxysm to spend itself.
-
-I, meanwhile, had remained where I stood, close to the door. And,
-as I waited for Mr Abney to finish sneezing, for the first time
-since Buck's colleague Lefty had entered the classroom the idea of
-action occurred to me. Until this moment, I suppose, the
-strangeness and unexpectedness of these happenings had numbed my
-brain. To precede Buck meekly upstairs and to wait with equal
-meekness while he interviewed Mr Abney had seemed the only course
-open to me. To one whose life has lain apart from such things, the
-hypnotic influence of a Browning pistol is irresistible.
-
-But now, freed temporarily from this influence, I began to think;
-and, my mind making up for its previous inaction by working with
-unwonted swiftness, I formed a plan of action at once.
-
-It was simple, but I had an idea that it would be effective. My
-strength lay in my acquaintance with the geography of Sanstead
-House and Buck's ignorance of it. Let me but get an adequate
-start, and he might find pursuit vain. It was this start which I
-saw my way to achieving.
-
-To Buck it had not yet occurred that it was a tactical error to
-leave me between the door and himself. I supposed he relied too
-implicitly on the mesmeric pistol. He was not even looking at me.
-
-The next moment my fingers were on the switch of the electric
-light, and the room was in darkness.
-
-There was a chair by the door. I seized it and swung it into the
-space between us. Then, springing back, I banged the door and ran.
-
-I did not run without a goal in view. My objective was the study.
-This, as I have explained, was on the first floor. Its window
-looked out on to a strip of lawn at the side of the house ending
-in a shrubbery. The drop would not be pleasant, but I seemed to
-remember a waterspout that ran up the wall close to the window,
-and, in any case, I was not in a position to be deterred by the
-prospect of a bruise or two. I had not failed to realize that my
-position was one of extreme peril. When Buck, concluding the tour
-of the house, found that the Little Nugget was not there--as I had
-reason to know that he would--there was no room for doubt that he
-would withdraw the protection which he had extended to me up to
-the present in my capacity of guide. On me the disappointed fury
-of the raiders would fall. No prudent consideration for their own
-safety would restrain them. If ever the future was revealed to
-man, I saw mine. My only chance was to get out into the grounds,
-where the darkness would make pursuit an impossibility.
-
-It was an affair which must be settled one way or the other in a
-few seconds, and I calculated that it would take Buck just those
-few seconds to win his way past the chair and find the door-handle.
-
-I was right. Just as I reached the study, the door of the bedroom
-flew open, and the house rang with shouts and the noise of feet on
-the uncarpeted landing. From the hall below came answering shouts,
-but with an interrogatory note in them. The assistants were
-willing, but puzzled. They did not like to leave their posts
-without specific instructions, and Buck, shouting as he clattered
-over the bare boards, was unintelligible.
-
-I was in the study, the door locked behind me, before they could
-arrive at an understanding. I sprang to the window.
-
-The handle rattled. Voices shouted. A panel splintered beneath a
-kick, and the door shook on its hinges.
-
-And then, for the first time, I think, in my life, panic gripped
-me, the sheer, blind fear which destroys the reason. It swept over
-me in a wave, that numbing terror which comes to one in dreams.
-Indeed, the thing had become dream-like. I seemed to be standing
-outside myself, looking on at myself, watching myself heave and
-strain with bruised fingers at a window that would not open.
-
-
-III
-
-The arm-chair critic, reviewing a situation calmly and at his
-ease, is apt to make too small allowances for the effect of hurry
-and excitement on the human mind. He is cool and detached. He sees
-exactly what ought to have been done, and by what simple means
-catastrophe might have been averted.
-
-He would have made short work of my present difficulty, I feel
-certain. It was ridiculously simple. But I had lost my head, and
-had ceased for the moment to be a reasoning creature. In the end,
-indeed, it was no presence of mind but pure good luck which saved
-me. Just as the door, which had held out gallantly, gave way
-beneath the attack from outside, my fingers, slipping, struck
-against the catch of the window, and I understood why I had failed
-to raise it.
-
-I snapped the catch back, and flung up the sash. An icy wind swept
-into the room, bearing particles of snow. I scrambled on to the
-window-sill, and a crash from behind me told of the falling of the
-door.
-
-The packed snow on the sill was drenching my knees as I worked my
-way out and prepared to drop. There was a deafening explosion
-inside the room, and simultaneously something seared my shoulder
-like a hot iron. I cried out with the pain of it, and, losing my
-balance, fell from the sill.
-
-There was, fortunately for me, a laurel bush immediately below the
-window, or I should have been undone. I fell into it, all arms and
-legs, in a way which would have meant broken bones if I had struck
-the hard turf. I was on my feet in an instant, shaken and
-scratched and, incidentally, in a worse temper than ever in my
-life before. The idea of flight, which had obsessed me a moment
-before, to the exclusion of all other mundane affairs, had
-vanished absolutely. I was full of fight, I might say overflowing
-with it. I remember standing there, with the snow trickling in
-chilly rivulets down my face and neck, and shaking my fist at the
-window. Two of my pursuers were leaning out of it, while a third
-dodged behind them, like a small man on the outskirts of a crowd.
-So far from being thankful for my escape, I was conscious only of
-a feeling of regret that there was no immediate way of getting at
-them.
-
-They made no move towards travelling the quick but trying route
-which had commended itself to me. They seemed to be waiting for
-something to happen. It was not long before I was made aware of
-what this something was. From the direction of the front door came
-the sound of one running. A sudden diminution of the noise of his
-feet told me that he had left the gravel and was on the turf. I
-drew back a pace or two and waited.
-
-It was pitch dark, and I had no fear that I should be seen. I was
-standing well outside the light from the window.
-
-The man stopped just in front of me. A short parley followed.
-
-'Can'tja see him?'
-
-The voice was not Buck's. It was Buck who answered. And when I
-realized that this man in front of me, within easy reach, on whose
-back I was shortly about to spring, and whose neck I proposed,
-under Providence, to twist into the shape of a corkscrew, was no
-mere underling, but Mr MacGinnis himself, I was filled with a joy
-which I found it hard to contain in silence.
-
-Looking back, I am a little sorry for Mr MacGinnis. He was not a
-good man. His mode of speech was not pleasant, and his manners
-were worse than his speech. But, though he undoubtedly deserved
-all that was coming to him, it was nevertheless bad luck for him
-to be standing just there at just that moment. The reactions after
-my panic, added to the pain of my shoulder, the scratches on my
-face, and the general misery of being wet and cold, had given me a
-reckless fury and a determination to do somebody, whoever happened
-to come along, grievous bodily hurt, such as seldom invades the
-bosoms of the normally peaceful. To put it crisply, I was fighting
-mad, and I looked on Buck as something sent by Heaven.
-
-He had got as far, in his reply, as 'Naw, I can't--' when I
-sprang.
-
-I have read of the spring of the jaguar, and I have seen some very
-creditable flying-tackles made on the football field. My leap
-combined the outstanding qualities of both. I connected with Mr
-MacGinnis in the region of the waist, and the howl he gave as we
-crashed to the ground was music to my ears.
-
-But how true is the old Roman saying, _'Surgit amari aliquid'_.
-Our pleasures are never perfect. There is always something. In the
-programme which I had hastily mapped out, the upsetting of Mr
-MacGinnis was but a small item, a mere preliminary. There were a
-number of things which I had wished to do to him, once upset. But
-it was not to be. Even as I reached for his throat I perceived that
-the light of the window was undergoing an eclipse. A compact form
-had wriggled out on to the sill, as I had done, and I heard the
-grating of his shoes on the wall as he lowered himself for the drop.
-
-There is a moment when the pleasantest functions must come to
-an end. I was loath to part from Mr MacGinnis just when I was
-beginning, as it were, to do myself justice; but it was unavoidable.
-In another moment his ally would descend upon us, like some Homeric
-god swooping from a cloud, and I was not prepared to continue the
-battle against odds.
-
-I disengaged myself--Mr MacGinnis strangely quiescent during the
-process--and was on my feet in the safety of the darkness just as
-the reinforcement touched earth. This time I did not wait. My
-hunger for fight had been appeased to some extent by my brush with
-Buck, and I was satisfied to have achieved safety with honour.
-
-Making a wide detour I crossed the drive and worked my way through
-the bushes to within a few yards of where the automobile stood,
-filling the night with the soft purring of its engines. I was
-interested to see what would be the enemy's next move. It was
-improbable that they would attempt to draw the grounds in search
-of me. I imagined that they would recognize failure and retire
-whence they had come.
-
-I was right. I had not been watching long, before a little group
-advanced into the light of the automobile's lamps. There were four
-of them. Three were walking, the fourth, cursing with the vigour
-and breadth that marks the expert, lying on their arms, of which
-they had made something resembling a stretcher.
-
-The driver of the car, who had been sitting woodenly in his seat,
-turned at the sound.
-
-'Ja get him?' he inquired.
-
-'Get nothing!' replied one of the three moodily. 'De Nugget ain't
-dere, an' we was chasin' Sam to fix him, an' he laid for us, an'
-what he did to Buck was plenty.'
-
-They placed their valuable burden in the tonneau, where he lay
-repeating himself, and two of them climbed in after him. The third
-seated himself beside the driver.
-
-'Buck's leg's broke,' he announced.
-
-'Hell!' said the chauffeur.
-
-No young actor, receiving his first round of applause, could have
-felt a keener thrill of gratification than I did at those words.
-Life may have nobler triumphs than the breaking of a kidnapper's
-leg, but I did not think so then. It was with an effort that I
-stopped myself from cheering.
-
-'Let her go,' said the man in the front seat.
-
-The purring rose to a roar. The car turned and began to move with
-increasing speed down the drive. Its drone grew fainter, and
-ceased. I brushed the snow from my coat and walked to the front
-door.
-
-My first act on entering the house, was to release White. He was
-still lying where I had seen him last. He appeared to have made no
-headway with the cords on his wrists and ankles. I came to his
-help with a rather blunt pocket-knife, and he rose stiffly and
-began to chafe the injured arms in silence.
-
-'They've gone,' I said.
-
-He nodded.
-
-'Did they hit you with a sand-bag?'
-
-He nodded again.
-
-'I broke Buck's leg,' I said, with modest pride.
-
-He looked up incredulously. I related my experiences as briefly
-as possible, and when I came to the part where I made my flying
-tackle, the gloom was swept from his face by a joyful smile. Buck's
-injury may have given its recipient pain, but it was certainly the
-cause of pleasure to others. White's manner was one of the utmost
-enthusiasm as I described the scene.
-
-'That'll hold Buck for a while,' was his comment. 'I guess we
-shan't hear from _him_ for a week or two. That's the best cure
-for the headache I've ever struck.'
-
-He rubbed the lump that just showed beneath his hair. I did not
-wonder at his emotion. Whoever had wielded the sand-bag had done
-his work well, in a manner to cause hard feelings on the part of
-the victim.
-
-I had been vaguely conscious during this conversation of an
-intermittent noise like distant thunder. I now perceived that it
-came from Glossop's classroom, and was caused by the beating of
-hands on the door-panels. I remembered that the red-moustached man
-had locked Glossop and his young charges in. It seemed to me that
-he had done well. There would be plenty of confusion without their
-assistance.
-
-I was turning towards my own classroom when I saw Audrey on the
-stairs and went to meet her.
-
-'It's all right,' I said. 'They've gone.'
-
-'Who was it? What did they want?'
-
-'It was a gentleman named MacGinnis and some friends. They came
-after Ogden Ford, but they didn't get him.'
-
-'Where is he? Where is Ogden?'
-
-Before I could reply, babel broke loose. While we had been
-talking, White had injudiciously turned the key of Glossop's
-classroom which now disgorged its occupants, headed by my
-colleague, in a turbulent stream. At the same moment my own
-classroom began to empty itself. The hall was packed with boys,
-and the din became deafening. Every one had something to say, and
-they all said it at once.
-
-Glossop was at my side, semaphoring violently.
-
-'We must telephone,' he bellowed in my ear, 'for the police.'
-
-Somebody tugged at my arm. It was Audrey. She was saying something
-which was drowned in the uproar. I drew her towards the stairs,
-and we found comparative quiet on the first landing.
-
-'What were you saying?' I asked.
-
-'He isn't there.'
-
-'Who?'
-
-'Ogden Ford. Where is he? He is not in his room. They must have
-taken him.'
-
-Glossop came up at a gallop, springing from stair to stair like
-the chamois of the Alps.
-
-'We must telephone for the police!' he cried.
-
-'I have telephoned,' said Audrey, 'ten minutes ago. They are
-sending some men at once. Mr Glossop, was Ogden Ford in your
-classroom?'
-
-'No, Mrs Sheridan. I thought he was with you, Burns.'
-
-I shook my head.
-
-'Those men came to kidnap him, Mr Glossop,' said Audrey.
-
-'Undoubtedly the gang of scoundrels to which that man the other
-night belonged! This is preposterous. My nerves will not stand
-these repeated outrages. We must have police protection. The
-villains must be brought to justice. I never heard of such a
-thing! In an English school!'
-
-Glossop's eyes gleamed agitatedly behind their spectacles.
-Macbeth's deportment when confronted with Banquo's ghost was
-stolid by comparison. There was no doubt that Buck's visit had
-upset the smooth peace of our happy little community to quite a
-considerable extent.
-
-The noise in the hall had increased rather than subsided. A
-belated sense of professional duty returned to Glossop and myself.
-We descended the stairs and began to do our best, in our
-respective styles, to produce order. It was not an easy task.
-Small boys are always prone to make a noise, even without
-provocation. When they get a genuine excuse like the incursion of
-men in white masks, who prod assistant-masters in the small of the
-back with Browning pistols, they tend to eclipse themselves. I
-doubt whether we should ever have quieted them, had it not been
-that the hour of Buck's visit had chanced to fall within a short
-time of that set apart for the boys' tea, and that the kitchen had
-lain outside the sphere of our visitors' operations. As in many
-English country houses, the kitchen at Sanstead House was at the
-end of a long corridor, shut off by doors through which even
-pistol-shots penetrated but faintly. Our excellent cook had,
-moreover, the misfortune to be somewhat deaf, with the result
-that, throughout all the storm and stress in our part of the
-house, she, like the lady in Goethe's poem, had gone on cutting
-bread and butter; till now, when it seemed that nothing could
-quell the uproar, there rose above it the ringing of the bell.
-
-If there is anything exciting enough to keep the Englishman or the
-English boy from his tea, it has yet to be discovered. The
-shouting ceased on the instant. The general feeling seemed to be
-that inquiries could be postponed till a more suitable occasion,
-but not tea. There was a general movement in the direction of the
-dining-room.
-
-Glossop had already gone with the crowd, and I was about to
-follow, when there was another ring at the front-door bell.
-
-I gathered that this must be the police, and waited. In the
-impending inquiry I was by way of being a star witness. If any one
-had been in the thick of things from the beginning it was myself.
-
-White opened the door. I caught a glimpse of blue uniforms, and
-came forward to do the honours.
-
-There were two of them, no more. In response to our urgent appeal
-for assistance against armed bandits, the Majesty of the Law had
-materialized itself in the shape of a stout inspector and a long,
-lean constable. I thought, as I came to meet them, that they were
-fortunate to have arrived late. I could see Lefty and the
-red-moustached man, thwarted in their designs on me, making
-dreadful havoc among the official force, as here represented.
-
-White, the simple butler once more, introduced us.
-
-'This is Mr Burns, one of the masters at the school,' he said, and
-removed himself from the scene. There never was a man like White
-for knowing his place when he played the butler.
-
-The inspector looked at me sharply. The constable gazed into
-space.
-
-'H'm!' said the inspector.
-
-Mentally I had named them Bones and Johnson. I do not know why,
-except that they seemed to deserve it.
-
-'You telephoned for us,' said Bones accusingly.
-
-'We did.'
-
-'What's the trouble? What--got your notebook?--has been
-happening?'
-
-Johnson removed his gaze from the middle distance and produced a
-notebook.
-
-'At about half past five--' I began.
-
-Johnson moistened his pencil.
-
-'At about half past five an automobile drove up to the front door.
-In it were five masked men with revolvers.'
-
-I interested them. There was no doubt of that. Bones's healthy
-colour deepened, and his eyes grew round. Johnson's pencil raced
-over the page, wobbling with emotion.
-
-'Masked men?' echoed Bones.
-
-'With revolvers,' I said. 'Now aren't you glad you didn't go to
-the circus? They rang the front-door bell; when White opened it,
-they stunned him with a sand-bag. Then--'
-
-Bones held up a large hand.
-
-'Wait!'
-
-I waited.
-
-'Who is White?'
-
-'The butler.'
-
-'I will take his statement. Fetch the butler.'
-
-Johnson trotted off obediently.
-
-Left alone with me, Bones became friendlier and less official.
-
-'This is as queer a start as ever I heard of, Mr Burns,' he said.
-'Twenty years I've been in the force, and nothing like this has
-transpired. It beats cock-fighting. What in the world do you
-suppose men with masks and revolvers was after? First idea I had
-was that you were making fun of me.'
-
-I was shocked at the idea. I hastened to give further details.
-
-'They were a gang of American crooks who had come over to kidnap
-Mr Elmer Ford's son, who is a pupil at the school. You have heard
-of Mr Ford? He is an American millionaire, and there have been
-several attempts during the past few years to kidnap Ogden.'
-
-At this point Johnson returned with White. White told his story
-briefly, exhibited his bruise, showed the marks of the cords on his
-wrists, and was dismissed. I suggested that further conversation
-had better take place in the presence of Mr Abney, who, I imagined,
-would have something to say on the subject of hushing the thing up.
-
-We went upstairs. The broken door of the study delayed us a while
-and led to a fresh spasm of activity on the part of Johnson's
-pencil. Having disposed of this, we proceeded to Mr Abney's room.
-
-Bones's authoritative rap upon the door produced an agitated
-'Who's that?' from the occupant. I explained the nature of the
-visitation through the keyhole and there came from within the
-sound of moving furniture. His one brief interview with Buck had
-evidently caused my employer to ensure against a second by
-barricading himself in with everything he could find suitable for
-the purpose. It was some moments before the way was clear for our
-entrance.
-
-'Cub id,' said a voice at last.
-
-Mr Abney was sitting up in bed, the blankets wrapped tightly about
-him. His appearance was still disordered. The furniture of the
-room was in great confusion, and a poker on the floor by the
-dressing-table showed that he had been prepared to sell his life
-dearly.
-
-'I ab glad to see you, Idspector,' he said. 'Bister Burds, what is
-the expladation of this extraordinary affair?'
-
-It took some time to explain matters to Mr Abney, and more to
-convince Bones and his colleague that, so far from wanting a hue
-and cry raised over the countryside and columns about the affair
-in the papers, publicity was the thing we were anxious to avoid.
-They were visibly disappointed when they grasped the position of
-affairs. The thing, properly advertised, would have been the
-biggest that had ever happened to the neighbourhood, and their
-eager eyes could see glory within easy reach. Mention of a cold
-snack and a drop of beer, however, to be found in the kitchen,
-served to cast a gleam of brightness on their gloom, and they
-vanished in search of it with something approaching cheeriness,
-Johnson taking notes to the last.
-
-They had hardly gone when Glossop whirled into the room in a state
-of effervescing agitation.
-
-'Mr Abney, Ogden Ford is nowhere to be found!'
-
-Mr Abney greeted the information with a prodigious sneeze.
-
-'What do you bead?' he demanded, when the paroxysm was over. He
-turned to me. 'Bister Burds, I understood you to--ah--say that
-the scou'drels took their departure without the boy Ford.'
-
-'They certainly did. I watched them go.'
-
-'I have searched the house thoroughly,' said Glossop, 'and there
-are no signs of him. And not only that, the Boy Beckford cannot be
-found.'
-
-Mr Abney clasped his head in his hands. Poor man, he was in no
-condition to bear up with easy fortitude against this succession
-of shocks. He was like one who, having survived an earthquake, is
-hit by an automobile. He had partly adjusted his mind to the quiet
-contemplation of Mr MacGinnis and friends when he was called upon
-to face this fresh disaster. And he had a cold in the head, which
-unmans the stoutest. Napoleon would have won Waterloo if
-Wellington had had a cold in the head.
-
-'Augustus Beckford caddot be fou'd?' he echoed feebly.
-
-'They must have run away together,' said Glossop.
-
-Mr Abney sat up, galvanized.
-
-'Such a thing has never happened id the school before!' he cried.
-'It has aldways beed my--ah--codstant endeavour to make my boys
-look upod Sadstead House as a happy hobe. I have systebatically
-edcouraged a spirit of cheerful codtedment. I caddot seriously
-credit the fact that Augustus Beckford, one of the bost charbig
-boys it has ever beed by good fortude to have id by charge, has
-deliberately rud away.'
-
-'He must have been persuaded by that boy Ford,' said Glossop,
-'who,' he added morosely, 'I believe, is the devil in disguise.'
-
-Mr Abney did not rebuke the strength of his language. Probably the
-theory struck him as eminently sound. To me there certainly seemed
-something in it.
-
-'Subbthig bust be done at once!' Mr Abney exclaimed. 'It
-is--ah--ibperative that we take ibbediate steps. They bust
-have gone to Londod. Bister Burds, you bust go to Londod by the
-next traid. I caddot go byself with this cold.'
-
-It was the irony of fate that, on the one occasion when duty
-really summoned that champion popper-up-to-London to the
-Metropolis, he should be unable to answer the call.
-
-'Very well,' I said. 'I'll go and look out a train.'
-
-'Bister Glossop, you will be in charge of the school. Perhaps you
-had better go back to the boys dow.'
-
-White was in the hall when I got there.
-
-'White,' I said, 'do you know anything about the trains to
-London?'
-
-'Are you going to London?' he asked, in his more conversational
-manner. I thought he looked at me curiously as he spoke.
-
-'Yes. Ogden Ford and Lord Beckford cannot be found. Mr Abney
-thinks they must have run away to London.'
-
-'I shouldn't wonder,' said White dryly, it seemed to me. There was
-something distinctly odd in his manner. 'And you're going after
-them.'
-
-'Yes. I must look up a train.'
-
-'There is a fast train in an hour. You will have plenty of time.'
-
-'Will you tell Mr Abney that, while I go and pack my bag? And
-telephone for a cab.'
-
-'Sure,' said White, nodding.
-
-I went up to my room and began to put a few things together in a
-suit-case. I felt happy, for several reasons. A visit to London,
-after my arduous weeks at Sanstead, was in the nature of an
-unexpected treat. My tastes are metropolitan, and the vision of an
-hour at a music-hall--I should be too late for the theatres--with
-supper to follow in some restaurant where there was an orchestra,
-appealed to me.
-
-When I returned to the hall, carrying my bag, I found Audrey
-there.
-
-'I'm being sent to London,' I announced.
-
-'I know. White told me. Peter, bring him back.'
-
-'That's why I'm being sent.'
-
-'It means everything to me.'
-
-I looked at her in surprise. There was a strained, anxious
-expression on her face, for which I could not account. I declined
-to believe that anybody could care what happened to the Little
-Nugget purely for that amiable youth's own sake. Besides, as he
-had gone to London willingly, the assumption was that he was
-enjoying himself.
-
-'I don't understand,' I said. 'What do you mean?'
-
-'I'll tell you. Mr Ford sent me here to be near Ogden, to guard
-him. He knew that there was always a danger of attempts being made
-to kidnap him, even though he was brought over to England very
-quietly. That is how I come to be here. I go wherever Ogden goes.
-I am responsible for him. And I have failed. If Ogden is not
-brought back, Mr Ford will have nothing more to do with me. He
-never forgives failures. It will mean going back to the old work
-again--the dressmaking, or the waiting, or whatever I can manage
-to find.' She gave a little shiver. 'Peter, I can't. All the pluck
-has gone out of me. I'm afraid. I couldn't face all that again.
-Bring him back. You must. You will. Say you will.'
-
-I did not answer. I could find nothing to say; for it was I who
-was responsible for all her trouble. I had planned everything. I
-had given Ogden Ford the money that had taken him to London. And
-soon, unless I could reach London before it happened, and prevent
-him, he, with my valet Smith, would be in the Dover boat-train on
-his way to Monaco.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 9
-
-
-I
-
-It was only after many hours of thought that it had flashed upon
-me that the simplest and safest way of removing the Little Nugget
-was to induce him to remove himself. Once the idea had come, the
-rest was simple. The negotiations which had taken place that
-morning in the stable-yard had been brief. I suppose a boy in
-Ogden's position, with his record of narrow escapes from the
-kidnapper, comes to take things as a matter of course which would
-startle the ordinary boy. He assumed, I imagine, that I was the
-accredited agent of his mother, and that the money which I gave
-him for travelling expenses came from her. Perhaps he had been
-expecting something of the sort. At any rate, he grasped the
-essential points of the scheme with amazing promptitude. His
-little hand was extended to receive the cash almost before I had
-finished speaking.
-
-The main outline of my plan was that he should slip away to
-London, during the afternoon, go to my rooms, where he would find
-Smith, and with Smith travel to his mother at Monaco. I had
-written to Smith, bidding him be in readiness for the expedition.
-There was no flaw in the scheme as I had mapped it out, and though
-Ogden had complicated it a little by gratuitously luring away
-Augustus Beckford to bear him company, he had not endangered its
-success.
-
-But now an utterly unforeseen complication had arisen. My one
-desire now was to undo everything for which I had been plotting.
-
-I stood there, looking at her dumbly, hating myself for being the
-cause of the anxiety in her eyes. If I had struck her, I could not
-have felt more despicable. In my misery I cursed Cynthia for
-leading me into this tangle.
-
-I heard my name spoken, and turned to find White at my elbow.
-
-'Mr Abney would like to see you, sir.'
-
-I went upstairs, glad to escape. The tension of the situation had
-begun to tear at my nerves.
-
-'Cub id, Bister Burds,' said my employer, swallowing a lozenge.
-His aspect was more dazed than ever. 'White has just bade
-an--ah--extraordinary cobbudicatiod to me. It seebs he is in
-reality a detective, an employee of Pidkertod's Agedcy, of which
-you have, of course--ah--heard.'
-
-So White had revealed himself. On the whole, I was not surprised.
-Certainly his motive for concealment, the fear of making Mr Abney
-nervous, was removed. An inrush of Red Indians with tomahawks
-could hardly have added greatly to Mr Abney's nervousness at the
-present juncture.
-
-'Sent here by Mr Ford, I suppose?' I said. I had to say something.
-
-'Exactly. Ah--precisely.' He sneezed. 'Bister Ford, without
-codsulting me--I do not cobbedt on the good taste or wisdob of his
-actiod--dispatched White to apply for the post of butler at
-this--ah--house, his predecessor having left at a bobedt's dotice,
-bribed to do so, I strodgly suspect, by Bister Ford himself. I bay
-be wrodging Bister Ford, but do dot thig so.'
-
-I thought the reasoning sound.
-
-'All thad, however,' resumed Mr Abney, removing his face from a
-jug of menthol at which he had been sniffing with the tense
-concentration of a dog at a rabbit-hole, 'is beside the poidt. I
-berely bedtiod it to explaid why White will accompady you to
-London.'
-
-'What!'
-
-The exclamation was forced from me by my dismay. This was
-appalling. If this infernal detective was to accompany me, my
-chance of bringing Ogden back was gone. It had been my intention
-to go straight to my rooms, in the hope of finding him not yet
-departed. But how was I to explain his presence there to White?
-
-'I don't think it's necessary, Mr Abney,' I protested. 'I am sure
-I can manage this affair by myself.'
-
-'Two heads are better thad wud,' said the invalid sententiously,
-burying his features in the jug once more.
-
-'Too many cooks spoil the broth,' I replied. If the conversation
-was to consist of copybook maxims, I could match him as long as he
-pleased.
-
-He did not keep up the intellectual level of the discussion.
-
-'Dodseds!' he snapped, with the irritation of a man whose proverb
-has been capped by another. I had seldom heard him speak so
-sharply. White's revelation had evidently impressed him. He had
-all the ordinary peaceful man's reverence for the professional
-detective.
-
-'White will accompany you, Bister Burds,' he said doggedly.
-
-'Very well,' I said.
-
-After all, it might be that I should get an opportunity of giving
-him the slip. London is a large city.
-
-A few minutes later the cab arrived, and White and I set forth on
-our mission.
-
-We did not talk much in the cab. I was too busy with my thoughts
-to volunteer remarks, and White, apparently, had meditations of
-his own to occupy him.
-
-It was when we had settled ourselves in an empty compartment and
-the train had started that he found speech. I had provided myself
-with a book as a barrier against conversation, and began at once
-to make a pretence of reading, but he broke through my defences.
-
-'Interesting book, Mr Burns?'
-
-'Very,' I said.
-
-'Life's more interesting than books.'
-
-I made no comment on this profound observation. He was not
-discouraged.
-
-'Mr Burns,' he said, after the silence had lasted a few moments.
-
-'Yes?'
-
-'Let's talk for a spell. These train-journeys are pretty slow.'
-
-Again I seemed to detect that curious undercurrent of meaning in
-his voice which I had noticed in the course of our brief exchange
-of remarks in the hall. I glanced up and met his eye. He was
-looking at me in a way that struck me as curious. There was
-something in those bright brown eyes of his which had the effect
-of making me vaguely uneasy. Something seemed to tell me that he
-had a definite motive in forcing his conversation on me.
-
-'I guess I can interest you a heap more than that book, even if
-it's the darndest best seller that was ever hatched.'
-
-'Oh!'
-
-He lit a cigarette.
-
-'You didn't want me around on this trip, did you?'
-
-'It seemed rather unnecessary for both of us to go,' I said
-indifferently. 'Still, perhaps two heads are better than one, as
-Mr Abney remarked. What do you propose to do when you get to
-London?'
-
-He bent forward and tapped me on the knee.
-
-'I propose to stick to you like a label on a bottle, sonny,' he
-said. 'That's what I propose to do.'
-
-'What do you mean?'
-
-I was finding it difficult, such is the effect of a guilty
-conscience, to meet his eye, and the fact irritated me.
-
-'I want to find out that address you gave the Ford kid this
-morning out in the stable-yard.'
-
-It is strange how really literal figurative expressions are. I had
-read stories in which some astonished character's heart leaped
-into his mouth. For an instant I could have supposed that mine had
-actually done so. The illusion of some solid object blocking up my
-throat was extraordinarily vivid, and there certainly seemed to be
-a vacuum in the spot where my heart should have been. Not for a
-substantial reward could I have uttered a word at that moment. I
-could not even breathe. The horrible unexpectedness of the blow
-had paralysed me.
-
-White, however, was apparently prepared to continue the chat
-without my assistance.
-
-'I guess you didn't know I was around, or you wouldn't have talked
-that way. Well, I was, and I heard every word you said. Here was
-the money, you said, and he was to take it and break for London,
-and go to the address on this card, and your pal Smith would look
-after him. I guess there had been some talk before that, but I
-didn't arrive in time to hear it. But I heard all I wanted, except
-that address. And that's what I'm going to find out when we get to
-London.'
-
-He gave out this appalling information in a rich and soothing
-voice, as if it were some ordinary commonplace. To me it seemed to
-end everything. I imagined I was already as good as under arrest.
-What a fool I had been to discuss such a matter in a place like a
-stable yard, however apparently empty. I might have known that at
-a school there are no empty places.
-
-'I must say it jarred me when I heard you pulling that stuff,'
-continued White. 'I haven't what you might call a childlike faith
-in my fellow-man as a rule, but it had never occurred to me for a
-moment that you could be playing that game. It only shows,' he
-added philosophically, 'that you've got to suspect everybody when
-it comes to a gilt-edged proposition like the Little Nugget.'
-
-The train rattled on. I tried to reduce my mind to working order,
-to formulate some plan, but could not.
-
-Beyond the realization that I was in the tightest corner of my
-life, I seemed to have lost the power of thought.
-
-White resumed his monologue.
-
-'You had me guessing,' he admitted. 'I couldn't figure you out.
-First thing, of course, I thought you must be working in with Buck
-MacGinnis and his crowd. Then all that happened tonight, and I saw
-that, whoever you might be working in with, it wasn't Buck. And
-now I've placed you. You're not in with any one. You're just
-playing it by yourself. I shouldn't mind betting this was your
-first job, and that you saw your chance of making a pile by
-holding up old man Ford, and thought it was better than
-schoolmastering, and grabbed it.'
-
-He leaned forward and tapped me on the knee again. There was
-something indescribably irritating in the action. As one who has
-had experience, I can state that, while to be arrested at all is
-bad, to be arrested by a detective with a fatherly manner is
-maddening.
-
-'See here,' he said, 'we must get together over this business.'
-
-I suppose it was the recollection of the same words in the mouth
-of Buck MacGinnis that made me sit up with a jerk and stare at
-him.
-
-'We'll make a great team,' he said, still in that same cosy voice.
-'If ever there was a case of fifty-fifty, this is it. You've got
-the kid, and I've got you. I can't get away with him without your
-help, and you can't get away with him unless you square me. It's a
-stand-off. The only thing is to sit in at the game together and
-share out. Does it go?'
-
-He beamed kindly on my bewilderment during the space of time it
-takes to select a cigarette and light a match. Then, blowing a
-contented puff of smoke, he crossed his legs and leaned back.
-
-'When I told you I was a Pinkerton's man, sonny,' he said, 'I
-missed the cold truth by about a mile. But you caught me shooting
-off guns in the grounds, and it was up to me to say something.'
-
-He blew a smoke-ring and watched it dreamily till it melted in the
-draught from the ventilator.
-
-'I'm Smooth Sam Fisher,' he said.
-
-
-II
-
-When two emotions clash, the weaker goes to the wall. Any surprise
-I might have felt was swallowed up in my relief. If I had been at
-liberty to be astonished, my companion's information would no
-doubt have astonished me. But I was not. I was so relieved that he
-was not a Pinkerton's man that I did not really care what else he
-might be.
-
-'It's always been a habit of mine, in these little matters,' he
-went on, 'to let other folks do the rough work, and chip in myself
-when they've cleared the way. It saves trouble and expense. I
-don't travel with a gang, like that bone-headed Buck. What's the
-use of a gang? They only get tumbling over each other and spoiling
-everything. Look at Buck! Where is he? Down and out. While I--'
-
-He smiled complacently. His manner annoyed me. I objected to being
-looked upon as a humble cat's paw by this bland scoundrel.
-
-'While you--what?' I said.
-
-He looked at me in mild surprise.
-
-'Why, I come in with you, sonny, and take my share like a
-gentleman.'
-
-'Do you!'
-
-'Well, don't I?'
-
-He looked at me in the half-reproachful half-affectionate manner
-of the kind old uncle who reasons with a headstrong nephew.
-
-'Young man,' he said, 'you surely aren't thinking you can put one
-over on me in this business? Tell me, you don't take me for that
-sort of ivory-skulled boob? Do you imagine for one instant, sonny,
-that I'm not next to every move in this game? Are you deluding
-yourself with the idea that this thing isn't a perfect cinch for
-me? Let's hear what's troubling you. You seem to have gotten some
-foolish ideas in your head. Let's talk it over quietly.'
-
-'If you have no objection,' I said, 'no. I don't want to talk to
-you, Mr Fisher. I don't like you, and I don't like your way of
-earning your living. Buck MacGinnis was bad enough, but at least
-he was a straightforward tough. There's no excuse for you.'
-
-'Surely we are unusually righteous this p.m., are we not?' said
-Sam suavely.
-
-I did not answer.
-
-'Is this not mere professional jealousy?'
-
-This was too much for me.
-
-'Do you imagine for a moment that I'm doing this for money?'
-
-'I did have that impression. Was I wrong? Do you kidnap the sons
-of millionaires for your health?'
-
-'I promised that I would get this boy back to his mother. That is
-why I gave him the money to go to London. And that is why my valet
-was to have taken him to--to where Mrs Ford is.'
-
-He did not reply in words, but if ever eyebrows spoke, his said,
-'My dear sir, really!' I could not remain silent under their
-patent disbelief.
-
-'That's the simple truth,' I said.
-
-He shrugged his shoulders, as who would say, 'Have it your own
-way. Let us change the subject.'
-
-'You say "was to have taken". Have you changed your plans?'
-
-'Yes, I'm going to take the boy back to the school.'
-
-He laughed--a rich, rolling laugh. His double chin shook
-comfortably.
-
-'It won't do,' he said, shaking his head with humorous reproach.
-'It won't do.'
-
-'You don't believe me?'
-
-'Frankly, I do not.'
-
-'Very well,' I said, and began to read my book.
-
-'If you want to give me the slip,' he chuckled, 'you must do
-better than that. I can see you bringing the Nugget back to the
-school.'
-
-'You will, if you wait,' I said.
-
-'I wonder what that address was that you gave him,' he mused.
-'Well, I shall soon know.'
-
-He lapsed into silence. The train rolled on. I looked at my watch.
-London was not far off now.
-
-'The present arrangement of equal division,' said Sam, breaking a
-long silence, 'holds good, of course, only in the event of your
-quitting this fool game and doing the square thing by me. Let me
-put it plainly. We are either partners or competitors. It is for
-you to decide. If you will be sensible and tell me that address, I
-will pledge my word--'
-
-'Your word!' I said scornfully.
-
-'Honour among thieves!' replied Sam, with unruffled geniality. 'I
-wouldn't double-cross you for worlds. If, however, you think you
-can manage without my assistance, it will then be my melancholy
-duty to beat you to the kid, and collect him and the money
-entirely on my own account. Am I to take it,' he said, as I was
-silent, 'that you prefer war to an alliance?'
-
-I turned a page of my book and went on reading.
-
-'If Youth but knew!' he sighed. 'Young man, I am nearly twice your
-age, and I have, at a modest estimate, about ten times as much
-sense. Yet, in your overweening self-confidence, with your
-ungovernable gall, you fancy you can hand me a lemon. _Me!_ I
-should smile!'
-
-'Do,' I said. 'Do, while you can.'
-
-He shook his head reprovingly.
-
-'You will not be so fresh, sonny, in a few hours. You will be
-biting pieces out of yourself, I fear. And later on, when my
-automobile splashes you with mud in Piccadilly, you will taste the
-full bitterness of remorse. Well, Youth must buy its experience, I
-suppose!'
-
-I looked across at him as he sat, plump and rosy and complacent,
-puffing at his cigarette, and my heart warmed to the old ruffian.
-It was impossible to maintain an attitude of righteous iciness
-with him. I might loathe his mode of life, and hate him as a
-representative--and a leading representative--of one of the most
-contemptible trades on earth, but there was a sunny charm about
-the man himself which made it hard to feel hostile to him as an
-individual.
-
-I closed my book with a bang and burst out laughing.
-
-'You're a wonder!' I said.
-
-He beamed at what he took to be evidence that I was coming round
-to the friendly and sensible view of the matter.
-
-'Then you think, on consideration--' he said. 'Excellent! Now, my
-dear young man, all joking aside, you will take me with you to
-that address, will you not? You observe that I do not ask you to
-give it to me. Let there be not so much as the faintest odour of
-the double-cross about this business. All I ask is that you allow
-me to accompany you to where the Nugget is hidden, and then rely
-on my wider experience of this sort of game to get him safely away
-and open negotiations with the dad.'
-
-'I suppose your experience has been wide?' I said.
-
-'Quite tolerably--quite tolerably.'
-
-'Doesn't it ever worry you the anxiety and misery you cause?'
-
-'Purely temporary, both. And then, look at it in another way.
-Think of the joy and relief of the bereaved parents when sonny
-comes toddling home again! Surely it is worth some temporary
-distress to taste that supreme happiness? In a sense, you might
-call me a human benefactor. I teach parents to appreciate their
-children. You know what parents are. Father gets caught short in
-steel rails one morning. When he reaches home, what does he do? He
-eases his mind by snapping at little Willie. Mrs Van First-Family
-forgets to invite mother to her freak-dinner. What happens? Mother
-takes it out of William. They love him, maybe, but they are too
-used to him. They do not realize all he is to them. And then, one
-afternoon, he disappears. The agony! The remorse! "How could I
-ever have told our lost angel to stop his darned noise!" moans
-father. "I struck him!" sobs mother. "With this jewelled hand I
-spanked our vanished darling!" "We were not worthy to have him,"
-they wail together. "But oh, if we could but get him back!" Well
-they do. They get him back as soon as ever they care to come
-across in unmarked hundred-dollar bills. And after that they think
-twice before working off their grouches on the poor kid. So I
-bring universal happiness into the home. I don't say father
-doesn't get a twinge every now and then when he catches sight of
-the hole in his bank balance, but, darn it, what's money for if
-it's not to spend?'
-
-He snorted with altruistic fervour.
-
-'What makes you so set on kidnapping Ogden Ford?' I asked. 'I know
-he is valuable, but you must have made your pile by this time. I
-gather that you have been practising your particular brand of
-philanthropy for a good many years. Why don't you retire?'
-
-He sighed.
-
-'It is the dream of my life to retire, young man. You may not
-believe me, but my instincts are thoroughly domestic. When I have
-the leisure to weave day-dreams, they centre around a cosy little
-home with a nice porch and stationary washtubs.'
-
-He regarded me closely, as if to decide whether I was worthy of
-these confidences. There was something wistful in his brown eyes.
-I suppose the inspection must have been favourable, or he was in a
-mood when a man must unbosom himself to someone, for he proceeded
-to open his heart to me. A man in his particular line of business,
-I imagine, finds few confidants, and the strain probably becomes
-intolerable at times.
-
-'Have you ever experienced the love of a good woman, sonny? It's a
-wonderful thing.' He brooded sentimentally for a moment, then
-continued, and--to my mind--somewhat spoiled the impressiveness of
-his opening words. 'The love of a good woman,' he said, 'is about
-the darnedest wonderful lay-out that ever came down the pike. I
-know. I've had some.'
-
-A spark from his cigarette fell on his hand. He swore a startled
-oath.
-
-'We came from the same old town,' he resumed, having recovered
-from this interlude. 'Used to be kids at the same school ...
-Walked to school together ... me carrying her luncheon-basket and
-helping her over the fences ... Ah! ... Just the same when we grew
-up. Still pals. And that was twenty years ago ... The arrangement
-was that I should go out and make the money to buy the home, and
-then come back and marry her.'
-
-'Then why the devil haven't you done it?' I said severely.
-
-He shook his head.
-
-'If you know anything about crooks, young man,' he said, 'you'll
-know that outside of their own line they are the easiest marks that
-ever happened. They fall for anything. At least, it's always been
-that way with me. No sooner did I get together a sort of pile and
-start out for the old town, when some smooth stranger would come
-along and steer me up against some skin-game, and back I'd have to
-go to work. That happened a few times, and when I did manage at
-last to get home with the dough I found she had married another
-guy. It's hard on women, you see,' he explained chivalrously. 'They
-get lonesome and Roving Rupert doesn't show up, so they have to
-marry Stay-at-Home Henry just to keep from getting the horrors.'
-
-'So she's Mrs Stay-at-Home Henry now?' I said sympathetically.
-
-'She was till a year ago. She's a widow now. Deceased had a
-misunderstanding with a hydrophobia skunk, so I'm informed. I
-believe he was a good man. Outside of licking him at school I
-didn't know him well. I saw her just before I left to come here.
-She's as fond of me as ever. It's all settled, if only I can
-connect with the mazuma. And she don't want much, either. Just
-enough to keep the home together.'
-
-'I wish you happiness,' I said.
-
-'You can do better than that. You can take me with you to that
-address.'
-
-I avoided the subject.
-
-'What does she say to your way of making money?' I asked.
-
-'She doesn't know, and she ain't going to know. I don't see why a
-man has got to tell his wife every little thing in his past. She
-thinks I'm a drummer, travelling in England for a dry-goods firm.
-She wouldn't stand for the other thing, not for a minute. She's
-very particular. Always was. That's why I'm going to quit after
-I've won out over this thing of the Little Nugget.' He looked at
-me hopefully. 'So you _will_ take me along, sonny, won't you?'
-
-I shook my head.
-
-'You won't?'
-
-'I'm sorry to spoil a romance, but I can't. You must look around
-for some other home into which to bring happiness. The Fords' is
-barred.'
-
-'You are very obstinate, young man,' he said, sadly, but without
-any apparent ill-feeling. 'I can't persuade you?'
-
-'No.'
-
-'Ah, well! So we are to be rivals, not allies. You will regret
-this, sonny. I may say you will regret it very bitterly. When you
-see me in my automo--'
-
-'You mentioned your automobile before.'
-
-'Ah! So I did.'
-
-The train had stopped, as trains always do on English railways
-before entering a terminus. Presently it began to move forward
-hesitatingly, as if saying to itself, 'Now, am I really wanted
-here? Shall I be welcome?' Eventually, after a second halt, it
-glided slowly alongside the platform.
-
-I sprang out and ran to the cab-rank. I was aboard a taxi, bowling
-out of the station before the train had stopped.
-
-Peeping out of the window at the back, I was unable to see Sam. My
-adroit move, I took it, had baffled him. I had left him standing.
-
-It was a quarter of an hour's drive to my rooms, but to me, in my
-anxiety, it seemed more. This was going to be a close thing, and
-success or failure a matter of minutes. If he followed my
-instructions Smith would be starting for the Continental boat-train
-tonight with his companion; and, working out the distances,
-I saw that, by the time I could arrive, he might already have left
-my rooms. Sam's supervision at Sanstead Station had made it
-impossible for me to send a telegram. I had had to trust to
-chance. Fortunately my train, by a miracle, had been up to time,
-and at my present rate of progress I ought to catch Smith a few
-minutes before he left the building.
-
-The cab pulled up. I ran up the stairs and opened the door of my
-apartment.
-
-'Smith!' I called.
-
-A chair scraped along the floor and a door opened at the end of
-the passage. Smith came out.
-
-'Thank goodness you have not started. I thought I should miss you.
-Where is the boy?'
-
-'The boy, sir?'
-
-'The boy I wrote to you about.'
-
-'He has not arrived, sir.'
-
-'Not arrived?'
-
-'No, sir.'
-
-I stared at him blankly.
-
-'How long have you been here?'
-
-'All day, sir.'
-
-'You have not been out?'
-
-'Not since the hour of two, sir.'
-
-'I can't understand it,' I said.
-
-'Perhaps the young gentleman changed his mind and never started,
-sir?'
-
-'I know he started.'
-
-Smith had no further suggestion to offer.
-
-'Pending the young gentleman's arrival, sir, I remain in London?'
-
-A fruity voice spoke at the door behind me.
-
-'What! Hasn't he arrived?'
-
-I turned. There, beaming and benevolent, stood Mr Fisher.
-
-'It occurred to me to look your name out in the telephone
-directory,' he explained. 'I might have thought of that before.'
-
-'Come in here,' I said, opening the door of the sitting-room. I
-did not want to discuss the thing with him before Smith.
-
-He looked about the room admiringly.
-
-'So these are your quarters,' he said. 'You do yourself pretty
-well, young man. So I understand that the Nugget has gone wrong in
-transit. He has altered his plans on the way?'
-
-'I can't understand it.'
-
-'I can! You gave him a certain amount of money?'
-
-'Yes. Enough to get him to--where he was going.'
-
-'Then, knowing the boy, I should say that he has found other uses
-for it. He's whooping it up in London, and, I should fancy, having
-the time of his young life.'
-
-He got up.
-
-'This of course,' he said, 'alters considerably any understanding
-we may have come to, sonny. All idea of a partnership is now out
-of the question. I wish you well, but I have no further use for
-you. Somewhere in this great city the Little Nugget is hiding, and
-I mean to find him--entirely on my own account. This is where our
-paths divide, Mr Burns. Good night.'
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 10
-
-
-When Sam had left, which he did rather in the manner of a heavy
-father in melodrama, shaking the dust of an erring son's threshold
-off his feet, I mixed myself a high-ball, and sat down to consider
-the position of affairs. It did not take me long to see that the
-infernal boy had double-crossed me with a smooth effectiveness
-which Mr Fisher himself might have envied. Somewhere in this great
-city, as Sam had observed, he was hiding. But where? London is a
-vague address.
-
-I wondered what steps Sam was taking. Was there some underground
-secret service bureau to which persons of his profession had
-access? I doubted it. I imagined that he, as I proposed to do, was
-drawing the city at a venture in the hope of flushing the quarry
-by accident. Yet such was the impression he had made upon me as a
-man of resource and sagacity, that I did not relish the idea of
-his getting a start on me, even in a venture so uncertain as this.
-My imagination began to picture him miraculously inspired in the
-search, and such was the vividness of the vision that I jumped up
-from my chair, resolved to get on the trail at once. It was
-hopelessly late, however, and I did not anticipate that I should
-meet with any success.
-
-Nor did I. For two hours and a half I tramped the streets, my
-spirits sinking more and more under the influence of failure and a
-blend of snow and sleet which had begun to fall; and then, tired
-out, I went back to my rooms, and climbed sorrowfully into bed.
-
-It was odd to wake up and realize that I was in London. Years
-seemed to have passed since I had left it. Time is a thing of
-emotions, not of hours and minutes, and I had certainly packed a
-considerable number of emotional moments into my stay at Sanstead
-House. I lay in bed, reviewing the past, while Smith, with a
-cheerful clatter of crockery, prepared my breakfast in the next
-room.
-
-A curious lethargy had succeeded the feverish energy of the
-previous night. More than ever the impossibility of finding the
-needle in this human bundle of hay oppressed me. No one is
-optimistic before breakfast, and I regarded the future with dull
-resignation, turning my thoughts from it after a while to the
-past. But the past meant Audrey, and to think of Audrey hurt.
-
-It seemed curious to me that in a life of thirty years I should
-have been able to find, among the hundreds of women I had met,
-only one capable of creating in me that disquieting welter of
-emotions which is called love, and hard that that one should
-reciprocate my feeling only to the extent of the mild liking which
-Audrey entertained for me.
-
-I tried to analyse her qualifications for the place she held in my
-heart. I had known women who had attracted me more physically, and
-women who had attracted me more mentally. I had known wiser women,
-handsomer women, more amiable women, but none of them had affected
-me like Audrey. The problem was inexplicable. Any idea that we
-might be affinities, soul-mates destined for each other from the
-beginning of time, was disposed of by the fact that my attraction
-for her was apparently in inverse ratio to hers for me. For
-possibly the millionth time in the past five years I tried to
-picture in my mind the man Sheridan, that shadowy wooer to whom
-she had yielded so readily. What quality had he possessed that I
-did not? Wherein lay the magnetism that had brought about his
-triumph?
-
-These were unprofitable speculations. I laid them aside until the
-next occasion when I should feel disposed for self-torture, and
-got out of bed. A bath and breakfast braced me up, and I left the
-house in a reasonably cheerful frame of mind.
-
-To search at random for an individual unit among London's millions
-lends an undeniable attraction to a day in town. In a desultory
-way I pursued my investigations through the morning and afternoon,
-but neither of Ogden nor of his young friend Lord Beckford was I
-vouchsafed a glimpse. My consolation was that Smooth Sam was
-probably being equally unsuccessful.
-
-Towards the evening there arose the question of return to
-Sanstead. I had not gathered whether Mr Abney had intended to set
-any time-limit on my wanderings, or whether I was not supposed to
-come back except with the deserters. I decided that I had better
-remain in London, at any rate for another night, and went to the
-nearest post office to send Mr Abney a telegram to that effect.
-
-As I was writing it, the problem which had baffled me for twenty-four
-hours, solved itself in under a minute. Whether my powers of
-inductive reasoning had been under a cloud since I left Sanstead,
-or whether they were normally beneath contempt, I do not know. But
-the fact remains, that I had completely overlooked the obvious
-solution of my difficulty. I think I must have been thinking so
-exclusively of the Little Nugget that I had entirely forgotten the
-existence of Augustus Beckford. It occurred to me now that, by
-making inquiries at the latter's house, I should learn something
-to my advantage. A boy of the Augustus type does not run away from
-school without a reason. Probably some party was taking place
-tonight at the ancestral home, at which, tempted by the lawless
-Nugget, he had decided that his presence was necessary.
-
-I knew the house well. There had been a time, when Lord Mountry
-and I were at Oxford, when I had spent frequent week-ends there.
-Since then, owing to being abroad, I had seen little of the
-family. Now was the moment to reintroduce myself. I hailed a cab.
-
-Inductive reasoning had not played me false. There was a red
-carpet outside the house, and from within came the sounds of
-music.
-
-Lady Wroxham, the mother of Mountry and the vanishing Augustus,
-was one of those women who take things as they come. She did not
-seem surprised at seeing me.
-
-'How nice of you to come and see us,' she said. 'Somebody told me
-you were abroad. Ted is in the south of France in the yacht.
-Augustus is here. Mr Abney, his schoolmaster, let him come up for
-the night.'
-
-I perceived that Augustus had been playing a bold game. I saw the
-coaching of Ogden behind these dashing falsehoods.
-
-'You will hardly remember Sybil. She was quite a baby when you
-were here last. She is having her birthday-party this evening.'
-
-'May I go in and help?' I said.
-
-'I wish you would. They would love it.'
-
-I doubted it, but went in. A dance had just finished. Strolling
-towards me in his tightest Eton suit, his face shining with honest
-joy, was the errant Augustus, and close behind him, wearing the
-blase' air of one for whom custom has staled the pleasures of life,
-was the Little Nugget.
-
-I think they both saw me at the same moment. The effect of my
-appearance on them was illustrative of their respective characters.
-Augustus turned a deep shade of purple and fixed me with a
-horrified stare. The Nugget winked. Augustus halted and shuffled
-his feet. The Nugget strolled up and accosted me like an old
-friend.
-
-'Hello!' he said. 'How did you get here? Say, I was going to try
-and get you on the phone some old time and explain things. I've
-been pretty much on the jump since I hit London.'
-
-'You little brute!'
-
-My gleaming eye, travelling past him, met that of the Hon.
-Augustus Beckford, causing that youth to jump guiltily. The Nugget
-looked over his shoulder.
-
-'I guess we don't want him around if we're to talk business,' he
-said. 'I'll go and tell him to beat it.'
-
-'You'll do nothing of the kind. I don't propose to lose sight of
-either of you.'
-
-'Oh, he's all right. You don't have to worry about him. He was
-going back to the school anyway tomorrow. He only ran away to go
-to this party. Why not let him enjoy himself while he's here? I'll
-go and make a date for you to meet at the end of the show.'
-
-He approached his friend, and a short colloquy ensued, which ended
-in the latter shuffling off in the direction of the other
-revellers. Such is the buoyancy of youth that a moment later he
-was dancing a two-step with every appearance of careless enjoyment.
-The future, with its storms, seemed to have slipped from his mind.
-
-'That's all right,' said the Nugget, returning to me. 'He's
-promised he won't duck away. You'll find him somewhere around
-whenever you care to look for him. Now we can talk.'
-
-'I hardly like to trespass on your valuable time,' I said. The
-airy way in which this demon boy handled what should have been--to
-him--an embarrassing situation irritated me. For all the authority
-I seemed to have over him I might have been the potted palm
-against which he was leaning.
-
-'That's all right.' Everything appeared to be all right with him.
-'This sort of thing does not appeal to me. Don't be afraid of
-spoiling my evening. I only came because Becky was so set on it.
-Dancing bores me pallid, so let's get somewhere where we can sit
-down and talk.'
-
-I was beginning to feel that a children's party was the right
-place for me. Sam Fisher had treated me as a child, and so did the
-Little Nugget. That I was a responsible person, well on in my
-thirty-first year, with a narrow escape from death and a hopeless
-love-affair on my record, seemed to strike neither of them. I
-followed my companion to a secluded recess with the utmost
-meekness.
-
-He leaned back and crossed his legs.
-
-'Got a cigarette?'
-
-'I have not got a cigarette, and, if I had, I wouldn't give it to
-you.'
-
-He regarded me tolerantly.
-
-'Got a grouch tonight, haven't you? You seem all flittered up
-about something. What's the trouble? Sore about my not showing up
-at your apartment? I'll explain that all right.'
-
-'I shall be glad to listen.'
-
-'It's like this. It suddenly occurred to me that a day or two one
-way or the other wasn't going to affect our deal and that, while I
-was about it, I might just as well see a bit of London before I
-left. I suggested it to Becky, and the idea made the biggest kind
-of a hit with him. I found he had only been in an automobile once
-in his life. Can you beat it? I've had one of my own ever since
-I was a kid. Well, naturally, it was up to me to blow him to a
-joy-ride, and that's where the money went.'
-
-'Where the money went?'
-
-'Sure. I've got two dollars left, and that's all. It wasn't
-altogether the automobiling. It was the meals that got away with
-my roll. Say, that kid Beckford is one swell feeder. He's wrapping
-himself around the eats all the time. I guess it's not smoking
-that does it. I haven't the appetite I used to have. Well, that's
-how it was, you see. But I'm through now. Cough up the fare and
-I'll make the trip tomorrow. Mother'll be tickled to death to see
-me.'
-
-'She won't see you. We're going back to the school tomorrow.'
-
-He looked at me incredulously.
-
-'What's that? Going back to school?'
-
-'I've altered my plans.'
-
-'I'm not going back to any old school. You daren't take me.
-Where'll you be if I tell the hot-air merchant about our deal and
-you slipping me the money and all that?'
-
-'Tell him what you like. He won't believe it.'
-
-He thought this over, and its truth came home to him. The
-complacent expression left his face.
-
-'What's the matter with you? Are you dippy, or what? You get me
-away up to London, and the first thing that happens when I'm here
-is that you want to take me back. You make me tired.'
-
-It was borne in upon me that there was something in his point of
-view. My sudden change of mind must have seemed inexplicable to
-him. And, having by a miracle succeeded in finding him, I was in a
-mood to be generous. I unbent.
-
-'Ogden, old sport,' I said cordially, I think we've both had all
-we want of this children's party. You're bored and if I stop on
-another half hour I may be called on to entertain these infants
-with comic songs. We men of the world are above this sort of
-thing. Get your hat and coat and I'll take you to a show. We can
-discuss business later over a bit of supper.'
-
-The gloom of his countenance melted into a pleased smile.
-
-'You said something that time!' he observed joyfully; and we slunk
-away to get our hats, the best of friends. A note for Augustus
-Beckford, requesting his presence at Waterloo Station at ten
-minutes past twelve on the following morning, I left with the
-butler. There was a certain informality about my methods which I
-doubt if Mr Abney would have approved, but I felt that I could
-rely on Augustus.
-
-Much may be done by kindness. By the time the curtain fell on the
-musical comedy which we had attended all was peace between the
-Nugget and myself. Supper cemented our friendship, and we drove
-back to my rooms on excellent terms with one another. Half an hour
-later he was snoring in the spare room, while I smoked contentedly
-before the fire in the sitting-room.
-
-I had not been there five minutes when the bell rang. Smith was in
-bed, so I went to the door myself and found Mr Fisher on the mat.
-
-My feeling of benevolence towards all created things, the result
-of my successful handling of the Little Nugget, embraced Sam. I
-invited him in.
-
-'Well,' I said, when I had given him a cigar and filled his glass,
-'and how have you been getting on, Mr Fisher? Any luck?'
-
-He shook his head at me reproachfully.
-
-'Young man, you're deep. I've got to hand it to you. I
-underestimated you. You're very deep.'
-
-'Approbation from Smooth Sam Fisher is praise indeed. But why
-these stately compliments?'
-
-'You took me in, young man. I don't mind owning it. When you told
-me the Nugget had gone astray, I lapped it up like a babe. And all
-the time you were putting one over on me. Well, well!'
-
-'But he had gone astray, Mr Fisher.'
-
-He knocked the ash off his cigar. He wore a pained look.
-
-'You needn't keep it up, sonny. I happened to be standing within
-three yards of you when you got into a cab with him in Shaftesbury
-Avenue.'
-
-I laughed.
-
-'Well, if that's the case, let there be no secrets between us.
-He's asleep in the next room.'
-
-Sam leaned forward earnestly and tapped me on the knee.
-
-'Young man, this is a critical moment. This is where, if you
-aren't careful, you may undo all the good work you have done by
-getting chesty and thinking that, because you've won out so far,
-you're the whole show. Believe me, the difficult part is to come,
-and it's right here that you need an experienced man to work in
-with you. Let me in on this and leave the negotiations with old
-man Ford to me. You would only make a mess of them. I've handled
-this kind of thing a dozen times, and I know just how to act. You
-won't regret taking me on as a partner. You won't lose a cent by
-it. I can work him for just double what you would get, even
-supposing you didn't make a mess of the deal and get nothing.'
-
-'It's very good of you, but there won't be any negotiations with
-Mr Ford. I am taking the boy back to Sanstead, as I told you.' I
-caught his pained eye. 'I'm afraid you don't believe me.'
-
-He drew at his cigar without replying.
-
-It is a human weakness to wish to convince those who doubt us,
-even if their opinion is not intrinsically valuable. I remembered
-that I had Cynthia's letter in my pocket. I produced it as exhibit
-A in my evidence and read it to him.
-
-Sam listened carefully.
-
-'I see,' he said. 'Who wrote that?'
-
-'Never mind. A friend of mine.'
-
-I returned the letter to my pocket.
-
-'I was going to have sent him over to Monaco, but I altered my
-plans. Something interfered.'
-
-'What?'
-
-'I might call it coincidence, if you know what that means.'
-
-'And you are really going to take him back to the school?'
-
-'I am.'
-
-'We shall travel back together,' he said. 'I had hoped I had seen
-the last of the place. The English countryside may be delightful
-in the summer, but for winter give me London. However,' he sighed
-resignedly, and rose from his chair, 'I will say good-bye till
-tomorrow. What train do you catch?'
-
-'Do you mean to say,' I demanded, 'that you have the nerve to come
-back to Sanstead after what you have told me about yourself?'
-
-'You entertain some idea of exposing me to Mr Abney? Forget it,
-young man. We are both in glass houses. Don't let us throw stones.
-Besides, would he believe it? What proof have you?'
-
-I had thought this argument tolerably sound when I had used it on
-the Nugget. Now that it was used on myself I realized its
-soundness even more thoroughly. My hands were tied.
-
-'Yes,' said Sam, 'tomorrow, after our little jaunt to London, we
-shall all resume the quiet, rural life once more.'
-
-He beamed expansively upon me from the doorway.
-
-'However, even the quiet, rural life has its interest. I guess we
-shan't be dull!' he said.
-
-I believed him.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 11
-
-
-Considering the various handicaps under which he laboured notably
-a cold in the head, a fear of the Little Nugget, and a reverence
-for the aristocracy--Mr Abney's handling of the situation, when
-the runaways returned to school, bordered on the masterly. Any sort
-of physical punishment being out of the question--especially in the
-case of the Nugget, who would certainly have retaliated with a bout
-of window-breaking--he had to fall back on oratory, and he did this
-to such effect that, when he had finished, Augustus wept openly and
-was so subdued that he did not ask a single question for nearly three
-days.
-
-One result of the adventure was that Ogden's bed was moved to a
-sort of cubby-hole adjoining my room. In the house, as originally
-planned, this had evidently been a dressing-room. Under Mr Abney's
-rule it had come to be used as a general repository for lumber. My
-boxes were there, and a portmanteau of Glossop's. It was an
-excellent place in which to bestow a boy in quest of whom
-kidnappers might break in by night. The window was too small to
-allow a man to pass through, and the only means of entrance was by
-way of my room. By night, at any rate, the Nugget's safety seemed
-to be assured.
-
-The curiosity of the small boy, fortunately, is not lasting. His
-active mind lives mainly in the present. It was not many days,
-therefore, before the excitement caused by Buck's raid and the
-Nugget's disappearance began to subside. Within a week both
-episodes had been shelved as subjects of conversation, and the
-school had settled down to its normal humdrum life.
-
-To me, however, there had come a period of mental unrest more
-acute than I had ever experienced. My life, for the past five
-years, had run in so smooth a stream that, now that I found myself
-tossed about in the rapids, I was bewildered. It was a peculiar
-aggravation of the difficulty of my position that in my world, the
-little world of Sanstead House, there should be but one woman, and
-she the very one whom, if I wished to recover my peace of mind, it
-was necessary for me to avoid.
-
-My feelings towards Cynthia at this time defied my powers of
-analysis. There were moments when I clung to the memory of her,
-when she seemed the only thing solid and safe in a world of chaos,
-and moments, again, when she was a burden crushing me. There were
-days when I would give up the struggle and let myself drift, and
-days when I would fight myself inch by inch. But every day found
-my position more hopeless than the last.
-
-At night sometimes, as I lay awake, I would tell myself that if
-only I could see her or even hear from her the struggle would be
-easier. It was her total disappearance from my life that made it
-so hard for me. I had nothing to help me to fight.
-
-And then, one morning, as if in answer to my thoughts her letter
-came.
-
-The letter startled me. It was as if there had been some
-telepathic communion between us.
-
-It was very short, almost formal:
-
-'MY DEAR PETER--I want to ask you a question. I can put it quite
-shortly. It is this. Are your feelings towards me still the same?
-I don't tell you why I ask this. I simply ask it. Whatever your
-answer is, it cannot affect our friendship, so be quite candid.
-CYNTHIA.'
-
-I sat down there and then to write my reply. The letter, coming
-when it did and saying what it said, had affected me profoundly.
-It was like an unexpected reinforcement in a losing battle. It
-filled me with a glow of self-confidence. I felt strong again,
-able to fight and win. My mood bore me away, and I poured out my
-whole heart to her. I told her that my feelings had not altered,
-that I loved her and nobody but her. It was a letter, I can see,
-looking back, born of fretted nerves; but at the time I had no
-such criticism to make. It seemed to me a true expression of my
-real feelings.
-
-That the fight was not over because in my moment of exaltation I
-had imagined that I had conquered myself was made uncomfortably
-plain to me by the thrill that ran through me when, returning from
-posting my letter, I met Audrey. The sight of her reminded me that
-a reinforcement is only a reinforcement, a help towards victory,
-not victory itself.
-
-For the first time I found myself feeling resentful towards her.
-There was no reason in my resentment. It would not have borne
-examination. But it was there, and its presence gave me support. I
-found myself combating the thrill the sight of her had caused, and
-looking at her with a critical and hostile eye. Who was she that
-she should enslave a man against his will? Fascination exists only
-in the imagination of the fascinated. If he have the strength to
-deny the fascination and convince himself that it does not exist,
-he is saved. It is purely a matter of willpower and calm
-reasonableness. There must have been sturdy, level-headed Egyptian
-citizens who could not understand what people saw to admire in
-Cleopatra.
-
-Thus reasoning, I raised my hat, uttered a crisp 'Good morning',
-and passed on, the very picture of the brisk man of affairs.
-
-'Peter!'
-
-Even the brisk man of affairs must stop when spoken to. Otherwise,
-apart from any question of politeness, it looks as if he were
-running away.
-
-Her face was still wearing the faint look of surprise which my
-manner had called forth.
-
-'You're in a great hurry.'
-
-I had no answer. She did not appear to expect one.
-
-We moved towards the house in silence, to me oppressive silence.
-The force of her personality was beginning to beat against my
-defences, concerning the stability of which, under pressure, a
-certain uneasiness troubled my mind.
-
-'Are you worried about anything, Peter?' she said at last.
-
-'No,' I said. 'Why?'
-
-'I was afraid you might be.'
-
-I felt angry with myself. I was mismanaging this thing in the most
-idiotic way. Instead of this bovine silence, gay small-talk, the
-easy eloquence, in fact, of the brisk man of affairs should have
-been my policy. No wonder Smooth Sam Fisher treated me as a child.
-My whole bearing was that of a sulky school-boy.
-
-The silence became more oppressive.
-
-We reached the house. In the hall we parted, she to upper regions,
-I to my classroom. She did not look at me. Her face was cold and
-offended.
-
-One is curiously inconsistent. Having created what in the
-circumstances was a most desirable coldness between Audrey and
-myself, I ought to have been satisfied. Reason told me that this
-was the best thing that could have happened. Yet joy was one of
-the few emotions which I did not feel during the days which
-followed. My brief moment of clear-headedness had passed, and with
-it the exhilaration that had produced the letter to Cynthia and
-the resentment which had helped me to reason calmly with myself on
-the intrinsic nature of fascination in woman. Once more Audrey
-became the centre of my world. But our friendship, that elusive
-thing which had contrived to exist side by side with my love, had
-vanished. There was a breach between us which widened daily. Soon
-we hardly spoke.
-
-Nothing, in short, could have been more eminently satisfactory,
-and the fact that I regretted it is only a proof of the essential
-weakness of my character.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 12
-
-
-I
-
-In those grey days there was one thought, of the many that
-occupied my mind, which brought with it a certain measure of
-consolation. It was the reflection that this state of affairs
-could not last for ever. The school term was drawing to a close.
-Soon I should be free from the propinquity which paralysed my
-efforts to fight. I was resolved that the last day of term should
-end for ever my connection with Sanstead House and all that was in
-it. Mrs Ford must find some other minion. If her happiness
-depended on the recovery of the Little Nugget, she must learn to
-do without happiness, like the rest of the inhabitants of this
-horrible world.
-
-Meanwhile, however, I held myself to be still on duty. By what
-tortuous processes of thought I had arrived at the conclusion I do
-not know, but I considered myself responsible to Audrey for the
-safeguarding of the Little Nugget, and no altered relations
-between us could affect my position. Perhaps mixed up with this
-attitude of mind, was the less altruistic wish to foil Smooth Sam.
-His continued presence at the school was a challenge to me.
-
-Sam's behaviour puzzled me. I do not know exactly what I expected
-him to do, but I certainly did not expect him to do nothing. Yet
-day followed day, and still he made no move. He was the very model
-of a butler. But our dealings with one another in London had left
-me vigilant, and his inaction did not disarm me. It sprang from
-patience, not from any weakening of purpose or despair of success.
-Sooner or later I knew he would act, swiftly and suddenly, with a
-plan perfected in every detail.
-
-But when he made his attack it was the very simplicity of his
-methods that tricked me, and only pure chance defeated him.
-
-I have said that it was the custom of the staff of masters at
-Sanstead House School--in other words, of every male adult in the
-house except Mr Fisher himself--to assemble in Mr Abney's study
-after dinner of an evening to drink coffee. It was a ceremony,
-like most of the ceremonies at an establishment such as a school,
-where things are run on a schedule, which knew of no variation.
-Sometimes Mr Abney would leave us immediately after the ceremony,
-but he never omitted to take his part in it first.
-
-On this particular evening, for the first time since the beginning
-of the term, I was seized with a prejudice against coffee. I had
-been sleeping badly for several nights, and I decided that
-abstention from coffee might remedy this.
-
-I waited, for form's sake, till Glossop and Mr Abney had filled
-their cups, then went to my room, where I lay down in the dark to
-wrestle with a more than usually pronounced fit of depression
-which had descended upon me. Solitude and darkness struck me as
-the suitable setting for my thoughts.
-
-At this moment Smooth Sam Fisher had no place in my meditations.
-My mind was not occupied with him at all. When, therefore, the
-door, which had been ajar, began to open slowly, I did not become
-instantly on the alert. Perhaps it was some sound, barely audible,
-that aroused me from my torpor and set my blood tingling with
-anticipation. Perhaps it was the way the door was opening. An
-honest draught does not move a door furtively, in jerks.
-
-I sat up noiseless, tense, and alert. And then, very quietly,
-somebody entered the room.
-
-There was only one person in Sanstead House who would enter a room
-like that. I was amused. The impudence of the thing tickled me. It
-seemed so foreign to Mr Fisher's usual cautious methods. This
-strolling in and helping oneself was certainly kidnapping _de
-luxe_. In the small hours I could have understood it; but at
-nine o'clock at night, with Glossop, Mr Abney and myself awake and
-liable to be met at any moment on the stairs, it was absurd. I
-marvelled at Smooth Sam's effrontery.
-
-I lay still. I imagined that, being in, he would switch on the
-electric light. He did, and I greeted him pleasantly.
-
-'And what can I do for _you_, Mr Fisher?'
-
-For a man who had learned to control himself in difficult
-situations he took the shock badly. He uttered a startled
-exclamation and spun round, open-mouthed.
-
-I could not help admiring the quickness with which he recovered
-himself. Almost immediately he was the suave, chatty Sam Fisher
-who had unbosomed his theories and dreams to me in the train to
-London.
-
-'I quit,' he said pleasantly. 'The episode is closed. I am a man
-of peace, and I take it that you would not keep on lying quietly
-on that bed while I went into the other room and abstracted our
-young friend? Unless you have changed your mind again, would a
-fifty-fifty offer tempt you?'
-
-'Not an inch.'
-
-'Just so. I merely asked.'
-
-'And how about Mr Abney, in any case? Suppose we met him on the
-stairs?'
-
-'We should not meet him on the stairs,' said Sam confidently. 'You
-did not take coffee tonight, I gather?'
-
-'I didn't--no. Why?'
-
-He jerked his head resignedly.
-
-'Can you beat it! I ask you, young man, could I have foreseen
-that, after drinking coffee every night regularly for two months,
-you would pass it up tonight of all nights? You certainly are my
-jinx, sonny. You have hung the Indian sign on me all right.'
-
-His words had brought light to me.
-
-'Did you drug the coffee?'
-
-'Did I! I fixed it so that one sip would have an insomnia patient
-in dreamland before he had time to say "Good night". That stuff
-Rip Van Winkle drank had nothing on my coffee. And all wasted!
-Well, well!'
-
-He turned towards the door.
-
-'Shall I leave the light on, or would you prefer it off?'
-
-'On please. I might fall asleep in the dark.'
-
-'Not you! And, if you did, you would dream that I was there, and
-wake up. There are moments, young man, when you bring me pretty
-near to quitting and taking to honest work.'
-
-He paused.
-
-'But not altogether. I have still a shot or two in my locker. We
-shall see what we shall see. I am not dead yet. Wait!'
-
-'I will, and some day, when I am walking along Piccadilly, a
-passing automobile will splash me with mud. A heavily furred
-plutocrat will stare haughtily at me from the tonneau, and with a
-start of surprise I shall recognize--'
-
-'Stranger things have happened. Be flip while you can, sonny. You
-win so far, but this hoodoo of mine can't last for ever.'
-
-He passed from the room with a certain sad dignity. A moment later
-he reappeared.
-
-'A thought strikes me,' he said. 'The fifty-fifty proposition does
-not impress you. Would it make things easier if I were to offer my
-cooperation for a mere quarter of the profit?'
-
-'Not in the least.'
-
-'It's a handsome offer.'
-
-'Wonderfully. I'm afraid I'm not dealing on any terms.'
-
-He left the room, only to return once more. His head appeared,
-staring at me round the door, in a disembodied way, like the
-Cheshire Cat.
-
-'You won't say later on I didn't give you your chance?' he said
-anxiously.
-
-He vanished again, permanently this time. I heard his steps
-passing down the stairs.
-
-
-II
-
-We had now arrived at the last week of term, at the last days of
-the last week. The holiday spirit was abroad in the school. Among
-the boys it took the form of increased disorderliness. Boys who
-had hitherto only made Glossop bellow now made him perspire and
-tear his hair as well. Boys who had merely spilt ink now broke
-windows. The Little Nugget abandoned cigarettes in favour of an
-old clay pipe which he had found in the stables.
-
-As for me, I felt like a spent swimmer who sees the shore almost
-within his reach. Audrey avoided me when she could, and was
-frigidly polite when we met. But I suffered less now. A few more
-days, and I should have done with this phase of my life for ever,
-and Audrey would once more become a memory.
-
-Complete quiescence marked the deportment of Mr Fisher during
-these days. He did not attempt to repeat his last effort. The
-coffee came to the study unmixed with alien drugs. Sam, like
-lightning, did not strike twice in the same place. He had the
-artist's soul, and disliked patching up bungled work. If he made
-another move, it would, I knew, be on entirely fresh lines.
-
-Ignoring the fact that I had had all the luck, I was inclined to
-be self-satisfied when I thought of Sam. I had pitted my wits
-against his, and I had won. It was a praiseworthy performance for
-a man who had done hitherto nothing particular in his life.
-
-If all the copybook maxims which had been drilled into me in my
-childhood and my early disaster with Audrey had not been
-sufficient, I ought to have been warned by Sam's advice not to
-take victory for granted till the fight was over. As Sam had said,
-his luck would turn sooner or later.
-
-One realizes these truths in theory, but the practical application
-of them seldom fails to come as a shock. I received mine on the
-last morning but one of the term.
-
-Shortly after breakfast a message was brought to me that Mr Abney
-would like to see me in his study. I went without any sense of
-disaster to come. Most of the business of the school was discussed
-in the study after breakfast, and I imagined that the matter had
-to do with some detail of the morrow's exodus.
-
-I found Mr Abney pacing the room, a look of annoyance on his face.
-At the desk, her back to me, Audrey was writing. It was part of
-her work to take charge of the business correspondence of the
-establishment. She did not look round when I came in, nor when Mr
-Abney spoke my name, but went on writing as if I did not exist.
-
-There was a touch of embarrassment in Mr Abney's manner, for which
-I could not at first account. He was stately, but with the rather
-defensive stateliness which marked his announcements that he was
-about to pop up to London and leave me to do his work. He coughed
-once or twice before proceeding to the business of the moment.
-
-'Ah, Mr Burns,' he said at length, 'might I ask if your plans for
-the holidays, the--ah--earlier part of the holidays are settled?
-No? ah--excellent.'
-
-He produced a letter from the heap of papers on the desk.
-
-'Ah--excellent. That simplifies matters considerably. I have no
-right to ask what I am about to--ah--in fact ask. I have no claim
-on your time in the holidays. But, in the circumstances, perhaps
-you may see your way to doing me a considerable service. I have
-received a letter from Mr Elmer Ford which puts me in a position
-of some difficulty. It is not my wish--indeed, it is foreign to my
-policy--to disoblige the parents of the boys who are entrusted to
-my--ah--care, and I should like, if possible, to do what Mr Ford
-asks. It appears that certain business matters call him to the
-north of England for a few days, this rendering it impossible for
-him to receive little Ogden tomorrow. It is not my custom to
-criticize parents who have paid me the compliment of placing their
-sons at the most malleable and important period of their lives, in
-my--ah--charge, but I must say that a little longer notice would
-have been a--in fact, a convenience. But Mr Ford, like so many of
-his countrymen, is what I believe is called a hustler. He does it
-now, as the expression is. In short, he wishes to leave little
-Ogden at the school for the first few days of the holidays, and I
-should be extremely obliged, Mr Burns, if you should find it
-possible to stay here and--ah--look after him.'
-
-Audrey stopped writing and turned in her chair, the first
-intimation she had given that she had heard Mr Abney's remarks.
-
-'It really won't be necessary to trouble Mr Burns,' she said,
-without looking at me. 'I can take care of Ogden very well by
-myself.'
-
-'In the case of an--ah--ordinary boy, Mrs Sheridan, I should not
-hesitate to leave you in sole charge as you have very kindly
-offered to stay and help me in this matter. But we must recollect
-not only--I speak frankly--not only the peculiar--ah--disposition
-of this particular lad, but also the fact that those ruffians who
-visited the house that night may possibly seize the opportunity to
-make a fresh attack. I should not feel--ah--justified in
-thrusting so heavy a responsibility upon you.'
-
-There was reason in what he said. Audrey made no reply. I heard
-her pen tapping on the desk and deduced her feelings. I, myself,
-felt like a prisoner who, having filed through the bars of his
-cell, is removed to another on the eve of escape. I had so braced
-myself up to endure till the end of term and no longer that this
-postponement of the day of release had a crushing effect.
-
-Mr Abney coughed and lowered his voice confidentially.
-
-'I would stay myself, but the fact is, I am called to London on
-very urgent business, and shall be unable to return for a day or
-so. My late pupil, the--ah--the Earl of Buxton, has been--I can
-rely on your discretion, Mr Burns--has been in trouble with the
-authorities at Eton, and his guardian, an old college friend of
-mine--the--in fact, the Duke of Bessborough, who, rightly or wrongly,
-places--er--considerable reliance on my advice, is anxious to consult
-me on the matter. I shall return as soon as possible, but you will
-readily understand that, in the circumstances, my time will not be my
-own. I must place myself unreservedly at--ah--Bessborough's disposal.'
-
-He pressed the bell.
-
-'In the event of your observing any suspicious characters in
-the neighbourhood, you have the telephone and can instantly
-communicate with the police. And you will have the assistance of--'
-
-The door opened and Smooth Sam Fisher entered.
-
-'You rang, sir?'
-
-'Ah! Come in, White, and close the door. I have something to say
-to you. I have just been informing Mr Burns that Mr Ford has
-written asking me to allow his son to stay on at the school for
-the first few days of the vacation.'
-
-He turned to Audrey.
-
-'You will doubtless be surprised, Mrs Sheridan, and
-possibly--ah--somewhat startled, to learn the peculiar nature of
-White's position at Sanstead House. You have no objection to my
-informing Mrs Sheridan, White, in consideration of the fact that you
-will be working together in this matter? Just so. White is a detective
-in the employment of Pinkerton's Agency. Mr Ford'--a slight frown
-appeared on his lofty brow--'Mr Ford obtained his present situation
-for him in order that he might protect his son in the event
-of--ah--in fact, any attempt to remove him.'
-
-I saw Audrey start. A quick flush came into her face. She uttered
-a little exclamation of astonishment.
-
-'Just so,' said Mr Abney, by way of comment on this. 'You are
-naturally surprised. The whole arrangement is excessively unusual,
-and, I may say--ah--disturbing. However, you have your duty to
-fulfil to your employer, White, and you will, of course, remain
-here with the boy.'
-
-'Yes, sir.'
-
-I found myself looking into a bright brown eye that gleamed with
-genial triumph. The other was closed. In the exuberance of the
-moment, Smooth Sam had had the bad taste to wink at me.
-
-'You will have Mr Burns to help you, White. He has kindly
-consented to postpone his departure during the short period in
-which I shall be compelled to be absent.'
-
-I had no recollection of having given any kind consent, but I was
-very willing to have it assumed, and I was glad to see that Mr
-Fisher, though Mr Abney did not observe it, was visibly taken
-aback by this piece of information. But he made one of his swift
-recoveries.
-
-'It is very kind of Mr Burns,' he said in his fruitiest voice,
-'but I hardly think it will be necessary to put him to the
-inconvenience of altering his plans. I am sure that Mr Ford would
-prefer the entire charge of the affair to be in my hands.'
-
-He had not chosen a happy moment for the introduction of the
-millionaire's name. Mr Abney was a man of method, who hated any
-dislocation of the fixed routine of life; and Mr Ford's letter had
-upset him. The Ford family, father and son, were just then
-extremely unpopular with him.
-
-He crushed Sam.
-
-'What Mr Ford would or would not prefer is, in this particular
-matter, beside the point. The responsibility for the boy, while he
-remains on the school premises, is--ah--mine, and I shall take
-such precautions as seem fit and adequate to--him--myself,
-irrespective of those which, in your opinion, might suggest
-themselves to Mr Ford. As I cannot be here myself, owing
-to--ah--urgent business in London, I shall certainly take
-advantage of Mr Burns's kind offer to remain as my deputy.'
-
-He paused and blew his nose, his invariable custom after these
-occasional outbursts of his. Sam had not wilted beneath the storm.
-He waited, unmoved, till all was over:
-
-'I am afraid I shall have to be more explicit,' he said: 'I had
-hoped to avoid scandal and unpleasantness, but I see it is
-impossible.'
-
-Mr Abney's astonished face emerged slowly from behind his
-handkerchief.
-
-'I quite agree with you, sir, that somebody should be here to help
-me look after the boy, but not Mr Burns. I am sorry to have to say
-it, but I do not trust Mr Burns.'
-
-Mr Abney's look of astonishment deepened. I, too, was surprised.
-It was so unlike Sam to fling away his chances on a blundering
-attack like this.
-
-'What do you mean?' demanded Mr Abney.
-
-'Mr Burns is after the boy himself. He came to kidnap him.'
-
-Mr Abney, as he had every excuse for doing, grunted with
-amazement. I achieved the ringing laugh of amused innocence. It
-was beyond me to fathom Sam's mind. He could not suppose that any
-credence would be given to his wild assertion. It seemed to me
-that disappointment had caused him momentarily to lose his head.
-
-'Are you mad, White?'
-
-'No, sir. I can prove what I say. If I had not gone to London with
-him that last time, he'd have got away with the boy then, for
-certain.'
-
-For an instant an uneasy thought came to me that he might have
-something in reserve, something unknown to me, which had
-encouraged him to this direct attack. I dismissed the notion.
-There could be nothing.
-
-Mr Abney had turned to me with a look of hopeless bewilderment. I
-raised my eyebrows.
-
-'Ridiculous,' I said.
-
-That this was the only comment seemed to be Mr Abney's view. He
-turned on Sam with the pettish anger of the mild man.
-
-'What do you _mean_, White, by coming to me with such a
-preposterous story?'
-
-'I don't say Mr Burns wished to kidnap the boy in the ordinary
-way,' said Sam imperturbably, 'like those men who came that night.
-He had a special reason. Mr and Mrs Ford, as of course you know,
-sir, are divorced. Mr Burns was trying to get the boy away and
-take him back to his mother.'
-
-I heard Audrey give a little gasp. Mr Abney's anger became
-modified by a touch of doubt. I could see that these words, by
-lifting the accusation from the wholly absurd to the somewhat
-plausible, had impressed him. Once again I was gripped by the
-uneasy feeling that Sam had an unsuspected card to play. This
-might be bluff, but it had a sinister ring.
-
-'You might say,' went on Sam smoothly, 'that this was creditable
-to Mr Burns's heart. But, from my employer's viewpoint and yours,
-too, it was a chivalrous impulse that needed to be checked. Will
-you please read this, sir?'
-
-He handed a letter to Mr Abney, who adjusted his glasses and began
-to read--at first in a detached, judicial way, then with startled
-eagerness.
-
-'I felt it necessary to search among Mr Burns's papers, sir, in
-the hope of finding--'
-
-And then I knew what he had found. From the first the blue-grey
-notepaper had had a familiar look. I recognized it now. It was
-Cynthia's letter, that damning document which I had been mad
-enough to read to him in London. His prediction that the luck
-would change had come amazingly true.
-
-I caught Sam's eye. For the second time he was unfeeling enough to
-wink. It was a rich, comprehensive wink, as expressive and joyous
-as a college yell.
-
-Mr Abney had absorbed the letter and was struggling for speech. I
-could appreciate his emotion. If he had not actually been
-nurturing a viper in his bosom, he had come, from his point of
-view, very near it. Of all men, a schoolmaster necessarily looks
-with the heartiest dislike on the would-be kidnapper.
-
-As for me, my mind was in a whirl. I was entirely without a plan,
-without the very beginnings of a plan, to help me cope with this
-appalling situation. I was crushed by a sense of the utter
-helplessness of my position. To denounce Sam was impossible; to
-explain my comparative innocence was equally out of the question.
-The suddenness of the onslaught had deprived me of the power of
-coherent thought. I was routed.
-
-Mr Abney was speaking.
-
-'Is your name Peter, Mr Burns?'
-
-I nodded. Speech was beyond me.
-
-'This letter is written by--ah--by a lady. It asks you in set
-terms to--ah--hasten to kidnap Ogden Ford. Do you wish me to read
-it to you? Or do you confess to knowing its contents?'
-
-He waited for a reply. I had none to make.
-
-'You do not deny that you came to Sanstead House for the
-deliberate purpose of kidnapping Ogden Ford?'
-
-I had nothing to say. I caught a glimpse of Audrey's face, cold
-and hard, and shifted my eyes quickly. Mr Abney gulped. His face
-wore the reproachful expression of a cod-fish when jerked out of
-the water on the end of a line. He stared at me with pained
-repulsion. That scoundrelly old buccaneer Sam did the same. He
-looked like a shocked bishop.
-
-'I--ah--trusted you implicitly,' said Mr Abney.
-
-Sam wagged his head at me reproachfully. With a flicker of spirit
-I glared at him. He only wagged the more.
-
-It was, I think, the blackest moment of my life. A wild desire for
-escape on any terms surged over me. That look on Audrey's face was
-biting into my brain like an acid.
-
-'I will go and pack,' I said.
-
-'This is the end of all things,' I said to myself.
-
-I had suspended my packing in order to sit on my bed and brood. I
-was utterly depressed. There are crises in a man's life when
-Reason fails to bring the slightest consolation. In vain I tried
-to tell myself that what had happened was, in essence, precisely
-what, twenty-four hours ago, I was so eager to bring about. It
-amounted to this, that now, at last, Audrey had definitely gone
-out of my life. From now on I could have no relations with her of
-any sort. Was not this exactly what, twenty-four hours ago, I had
-wished? Twenty-four hours ago had I not said to myself that I
-would go away and never see her again? Undoubtedly. Nevertheless,
-I sat there and groaned in spirit.
-
-It was the end of all things.
-
-A mild voice interrupted my meditations.
-
-'Can I help?'
-
-Sam was standing in the doorway, beaming on me with invincible
-good-humour.
-
-'You are handling them wrong. Allow me. A moment more and you
-would have ruined the crease.'
-
-I became aware of a pair of trousers hanging limply in my grasp.
-He took them from me, and, folding them neatly, placed them in my
-trunk.
-
-'Don't get all worked up about it, sonny,' he said. 'It's the
-fortune of war. Besides, what does it matter to you? Judging by
-that very snug apartment in London, you have quite enough money
-for a young man. Losing your job here won't break you. And, if
-you're worrying about Mrs Ford and her feelings, don't! I guess
-she's probably forgotten all about the Nugget by this time. So
-cheer up. _You're_ all right!'
-
-He stretched out a hand to pat me on the shoulder, then thought
-better of it and drew it back.
-
-'Think of _my_ happiness, if you want something to make you
-feel good. Believe me, young man, it's _some_. I could sing!
-Gee, when I think that it's all plain sailing now and no more
-troubles, I could dance! You don't know what it means to me,
-putting through this deal. I wish you knew Mary! That's her name.
-You must come and visit us, sonny, when we're fixed up in the
-home. There'll always be a knife and fork for _you_. We'll
-make you one of the family! Lord! I can see the place as plain as
-I can see you. Nice frame house with a good porch.... Me in a
-rocker in my shirt-sleeves, smoking a cigar and reading the
-baseball news; Mary in another rocker, mending my socks and
-nursing the cat! We'll sure have a cat. Two cats. I like cats. And
-a goat in the front garden. Say, it'll be _great!_'
-
-And on the word, emotion overcoming prudence, he brought his fat
-hand down with a resounding smack on my bowed shoulders.
-
-There is a limit. I bounded to my feet.
-
-'Get out!' I yelped. 'Get out of here!'
-
-'Sure,' he replied agreeably. He rose without haste and regarded
-me compassionately. 'Cheer up, son! Be a sport!'
-
-There are moments when the best of men become melodramatic. I
-offer this as excuse for my next observation.
-
-Clenching my fists and glaring at him, I cried, 'I'll foil you
-yet, you hound!'
-
-Some people have no soul for the dramatic. He smiled tolerantly.
-
-'Sure,' he said. 'Anything you like, Desperate Desmond. Enjoy
-yourself!'
-
-And he left me.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 13
-
-
-I evacuated Sanstead House unostentatiously, setting off on foot
-down the long drive. My luggage, I gathered, was to follow me to
-the station in a cart. I was thankful to Providence for the small
-mercy that the boys were in their classrooms and consequently
-unable to ask me questions. Augustus Beckford alone would have
-handled the subject of my premature exit in a manner calculated to
-bleach my hair.
-
-It was a wonderful morning. The sky was an unclouded blue, and a
-fresh breeze was blowing in from the sea. I think that something
-of the exhilaration of approaching spring must have stirred me,
-for quite suddenly the dull depression with which I had started my
-walk left me, and I found myself alert and full of schemes.
-
-Why should I feebly withdraw from the struggle? Why should I give
-in to Smooth Sam in this tame way? The memory of that wink came
-back to me with a tonic effect. I would show him that I was still
-a factor in the game. If the house was closed to me, was there not
-the 'Feathers'? I could lie in hiding there, and observe his
-movements unseen.
-
-I stopped on reaching the inn, and was on the point of entering
-and taking up my position at once, when it occurred to me that
-this would be a false move. It was possible that Sam would not
-take my departure for granted so readily as I assumed. It was
-Sam's way to do a thing thoroughly, and the probability was that,
-if he did not actually come to see me off, he would at least make
-inquiries at the station to find out if I had gone. I walked on.
-
-He was not at the station. Nor did he arrive in the cart with my
-trunk. But I was resolved to risk nothing. I bought a ticket for
-London, and boarded the London train. It had been my intention to
-leave it at Guildford and catch an afternoon train back to
-Stanstead; but it seemed to me, on reflection, that this was
-unnecessary. There was no likelihood of Sam making any move in the
-matter of the Nugget until the following day. I could take my time
-about returning.
-
-I spent the night in London, and arrived at Sanstead by an early
-morning train with a suit-case containing, among other things, a
-Browning pistol. I was a little ashamed of this purchase. To the
-Buck MacGinnis type of man, I suppose, a pistol is as commonplace
-a possession as a pair of shoes, but I blushed as I entered the
-gun-shop. If it had been Buck with whom I was about to deal, I
-should have felt less self-conscious. But there was something
-about Sam which made pistols ridiculous.
-
-My first act, after engaging a room at the inn and leaving my
-suit-case, was to walk to the school. Before doing anything else,
-I felt I must see Audrey and tell her the facts in the case of
-Smooth Sam. If she were on her guard, my assistance might not be
-needed. But her present state of trust in him was fatal.
-
-A school, when the boys are away, is a lonely place. The deserted
-air of the grounds, as I slipped cautiously through the trees, was
-almost eerie. A stillness brooded over everything, as if the place
-had been laid under a spell. Never before had I been so impressed
-with the isolation of Sanstead House. Anything might happen in
-this lonely spot, and the world would go on its way in ignorance.
-It was with quite distinct relief that, as I drew nearer the
-house, I caught sight of the wire of the telephone among the trees
-above my head. It had a practical, comforting look.
-
-A tradesman's cart rattled up the drive and disappeared round the
-side of the house. This reminder, also, of the outside world was
-pleasant. But I could not rid myself of the feeling that the
-atmosphere of the place was sinister. I attributed it to the fact
-that I was a spy in an enemy's country. I had to see without being
-seen. I did not imagine that Johnson, grocer, who had just passed
-in his cart, found anything wrong with the atmosphere. It was
-created for me by my own furtive attitude.
-
-Of Audrey and Ogden there were no signs. That they were out
-somewhere in the grounds this mellow spring morning I took for
-granted; but I could not make an extended search. Already I had
-come nearer to the house than was prudent.
-
-My eye caught the telephone wire again and an idea came to me. I
-would call her up from the inn and ask her to meet me. There was
-the risk that the call would be answered by Smooth Sam, but it was
-not great. Sam, unless he had thrown off his role of butler
-completely--which would be unlike the artist that he was--would be
-in the housekeeper's room, and the ringing of the telephone, which
-was in the study, would not penetrate to him.
-
-I chose a moment when dinner was likely to be over and Audrey
-might be expected to be in the drawing-room.
-
-I had deduced her movements correctly. It was her voice that
-answered the call.
-
-'This is Peter Burns speaking.'
-
-There was a perceptible pause before she replied. When she did,
-her voice was cold.
-
-'Yes?'
-
-'I want to speak to you on a matter of urgent importance.'
-
-'Well?'
-
-'I can't do it through the telephone. Will you meet me in half an
-hour's time at the gate?'
-
-'Where are you speaking from?'
-
-'The "Feathers". I am staying there.'
-
-'I thought you were in London.'
-
-'I came back. Will you meet me?'
-
-She hesitated.
-
-'Why?'
-
-'Because I have something important to say to you--important to
-you.'
-
-There was another pause.
-
-'Very well.'
-
-'In half an hour, then. Is Ogden Ford in bed?'
-
-'Yes.'
-
-'Is his door locked?'
-
-'No.'
-
-'Then lock it and bring the key with you.'
-
-'Why?'
-
-'I will tell you when we meet.'
-
-'I will bring it.'
-
-'Thank you. Good-bye.'
-
-I hung up the receiver and set out at once for the school.
-
-She was waiting in the road, a small, indistinct figure in the
-darkness.
-
-'Is that you--Peter?'
-
-Her voice had hesitated at the name, as if at some obstacle. It
-was a trivial thing, but, in my present mood, it stung me.
-
-'I'm afraid I'm late. I won't keep you long. Shall we walk down
-the road? You may not have been followed, but it is as well to be
-on the safe side.'
-
-'Followed? I don't understand.'
-
-We walked a few paces and halted.
-
-'Who would follow me?'
-
-'A very eminent person of the name of Smooth Sam Fisher.'
-
-'Smooth Sam Fisher?'
-
-'Better known to you as White.'
-
-'I don't understand.'
-
-'I should be surprised if you did. I asked you to meet me here so
-that I could make you understand. The man who poses as a
-Pinkerton's detective, and is staying in the house to help you
-take care of Ogden Ford, is Smooth Sam Fisher, a professional
-kidnapper.'
-
-'But--but--'
-
-'But what proof have I? Was that what you were going to say? None.
-But I had the information from the man himself. He told me in the
-train that night going to London.'
-
-She spoke quickly. I knew from her tone that she thought she had
-detected a flaw in my story.
-
-'Why did he tell you?'
-
-'Because he needed me as an accomplice. He wanted my help. It was
-I who got Ogden away that day. Sam overheard me giving money and
-directions to him, telling him how to get away from the school and
-where to go, and he gathered--correctly--that I was in the same
-line of business as himself. He suggested a partnership which I
-was unable to accept.'
-
-'Why?'
-
-'Our objects were different. My motive in kidnapping Ogden was not
-to extract a ransom.'
-
-She blazed out at me in an absolutely unexpected manner. Till now
-she had listened so calmly and asked her questions with such a
-notable absence of emotion that the outburst overwhelmed me.
-
-'Oh, I know what your motive was. There is no need to explain
-that. Isn't there any depth to which a man who thinks himself in
-love won't stoop? I suppose you told yourself you were doing
-something noble and chivalrous? A woman of her sort can trick a
-man into whatever meanness she pleases, and, just because she asks
-him, he thinks himself a kind of knight-errant. I suppose she
-told you that he had ill-treated her and didn't appreciate her
-higher self, and all that sort of thing? She looked at you with
-those big brown eyes of hers--I can see her--and drooped, and
-cried, till you were ready to do anything she asked you.'
-
-'Whom do you mean?'
-
-'Mrs Ford, of course. The woman who sent you here to steal Ogden.
-The woman who wrote you that letter.'
-
-'She did not write that letter. But never mind that. The reason
-why I wanted you to come here was to warn you against Sam Fisher.
-That was all. If there is any way in which I can help you, send
-for me. If you like, I will come and stay at the house till Mr
-Abney returns.'
-
-Before the words were out of my mouth, I saw that I had made a
-mistake. The balance of her mind was poised between suspicion and
-belief, and my offer turned the scale.
-
-'No, thank you,' she said curtly.
-
-'You don't trust me?'
-
-'Why should I? White may or may not be Sam Fisher. I shall be on
-my guard, and I thank you for telling me. But why should I trust
-you? It all hangs together. You told me you were engaged to be
-married. You come here on an errand which no man would undertake
-except for a woman, and a woman with whom he was very much in
-love. There is that letter, imploring you to steal the boy. I know
-what a man will do for a woman he is fond of. Why should I trust
-you?'
-
-'There is this. You forget that I had the opportunity to steal
-Ogden if I had wanted to. I had got him away to London. But I
-brought him back. I did it because you had told me what it meant
-to you.'
-
-She hesitated, but only for an instant. Suspicion was too strong
-for her.
-
-'I don't believe you. You brought him back because this man whom
-you call Fisher got to know of your plans. Why should you have
-done it because of me? Why should you have put my interests before
-Mrs Ford's? I am nothing to you.'
-
-For a moment a mad impulse seized me to cast away all restraint,
-to pour out the unspoken words that danced like imps in my brain,
-to make her understand, whatever the cost, my feelings towards
-her. But the thought of my letter to Cynthia checked me. That
-letter had been the irrevocable step. If I was to preserve a shred
-of self-respect I must be silent.
-
-'Very well,' I said, 'good night.' And I turned to go.
-
-'Peter!'
-
-There was something in her voice which whirled me round,
-thrilling, despite my resolution.
-
-'Are you going?'
-
-Weakness would now be my undoing. I steadied myself and answered
-abruptly.
-
-'I have said all I came to say. Good night.'
-
-I turned once more and walked quickly off towards the village. I
-came near to running. I was in the mood when flight alone can save
-a man. She did not speak again, and soon I was out of danger,
-hurrying on through the friendly darkness, beyond the reach of her
-voice.
-
-The bright light from the doorway of the 'Feathers', was the only
-illumination that relieved the blackness of the Market Square. As
-I approached, a man came out and stopped in the entrance to light
-a cigar. His back was turned towards me as he crouched to protect
-the match from the breeze, but something in his appearance seemed
-familiar.
-
-I had only a glimpse of him as he straightened himself and walked
-out of the pool of light into the Square, but it was enough.
-
-It was my much-enduring acquaintance, Mr Buck MacGinnis.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 14
-
-
-I
-
-At the receipt of custom behind the bar sat Miss Benjafield,
-stately as ever, relaxing her massive mind over a penny novelette.
-
-'Who was the man who just left, Miss Benjafield?' I asked.
-
-She marked the place with a shapely thumb and looked up.
-
-'The man? Oh, _him_! He's--why, weren't you in here, Mr Burns,
-one evening in January when--'
-
-'That American?'
-
-'That's him. What he's doing here I don't know. He disappeared
-quite a while back, and I haven't seen him since. _Nor_ want.
-Tonight up he turns again like a bad ha'penny. I'd like to know
-what he's after. No good, if you ask _me_.'
-
-Miss Benjafield's prejudices did not easily dissolve. She prided
-herself, as she frequently observed, on knowing her own mind.
-
-'Is he staying here?'
-
-'Not at the "Feathers". We're particular who we have here.'
-
-I thanked her for the implied compliment, ordered beer for the
-good of the house, and, lighting a pipe, sat down to meditate on
-this new development.
-
-The vultures were gathered together with a vengeance. Sam within,
-Buck without, it was quite like old times, with the difference
-that now, I, too, was on the wrong side of the school door.
-
-It was not hard to account for Buck's reappearance. He would, of
-course, have made it his business to get early information of Mr
-Ford's movements. It would be easy for him to discover that the
-millionaire had been called away to the north and that the Nugget
-was still an inmate of Sanstead House. And here he was preparing
-for the grand attack.
-
-I had been premature in removing Buck's name from the list of
-active combatants. Broken legs mend. I ought to have remembered
-that.
-
-His presence on the scene made, I perceived, a vast difference to
-my plan of campaign. It was at this point that my purchase of the
-Browning pistol lost its absurdity and appeared in the light of an
-acute strategic move. With Sam the only menace, I had been
-prepared to play a purely waiting game, watching proceedings from
-afar, ready to give my help if necessary. To check Buck, more
-strenuous methods were called for.
-
-My mind was made up. With Buck, that stout disciple of the frontal
-attack, in the field, there was only one place for me. I must get
-into Sanstead House and stay there on guard.
-
-Did he intend to make an offensive movement tonight? That was the
-question which occupied my mind. From the point of view of an
-opponent, there was this merit about Mr MacGinnis, that he was
-not subtle. He could be counted on with fair certainty to do
-the direct thing. Sooner or later he would make another of his
-vigorous frontal attacks upon the stronghold. The only point to be
-decided was whether he would make it that night. Would professional
-zeal cause him to omit his beauty sleep?
-
-I did not relish the idea of spending the night patrolling the
-grounds, but it was imperative that the house be protected. Then
-it occurred to me that the man for the vigil was Smooth Sam. If
-the arrival of Mr MacGinnis had complicated matters in one way, it
-had simplified them in another, for there was no more need for the
-secrecy which had been, till now, the basis of my plan of action.
-Buck's arrival made it possible for me to come out and fight in
-the open, instead of brooding over Sanstead House from afar like a
-Providence. Tomorrow I proposed to turn Sam out. Tonight I would use
-him. The thing had resolved itself into a triangular tournament,
-and Sam and Buck should play the first game.
-
-Once more I called up the house on the telephone. There was a long
-delay before a reply came. It was Mr Fisher's voice that spoke.
-Audrey, apparently, had not returned to the house immediately
-after leaving me.
-
-'Hullo!' said Sam.
-
-'Good evening, Mr Fisher.'
-
-'Gee! Is that you, young fellow-me-lad? Are you speaking from
-London?'
-
-'No. I am at the "Feathers".'
-
-He chuckled richly.
-
-'Can't tear yourself away? Hat still in the ring? Say, what's the
-use? Why not turn it up, sonny? You're only wasting your time.'
-
-'Do you sleep lightly, Mr Fisher?'
-
-'I don't get you.'
-
-'You had better do so tonight. Buck MacGinnis is back again.'
-
-There was silence at the other end of the wire. Then I heard him
-swear softly. The significance of the information had not been
-lost on Mr Fisher.
-
-'Is that straight?'
-
-'It is.'
-
-'You're not stringing me?'
-
-'Certainly not.'
-
-'You're sure it was Buck?'
-
-'Is Buck's the sort of face one forgets?'
-
-He swore again.
-
-'You seem disturbed,' I said.
-
-'Where did you see him?' asked Sam.
-
-'Coming out of the "Feathers", looking very fierce and determined.
-The Berserk blood of the MacGinnises is up. He's going to do or
-die. I'm afraid this means an all-night sitting for you, Mr
-Fisher.'
-
-'I thought you had put him out of business!'
-
-There was a somewhat querulous note in his voice.
-
-'Only temporarily. I did my best, but he wasn't even limping when
-I saw him.'
-
-He did not speak for a moment. I gathered that he was pondering
-over the new development.
-
-'Thanks for tipping me off, sonny. It's a thing worth knowing. Why
-did you do it?'
-
-'Because I love you, Samuel. Good night.'
-
-I rose late and breakfasted at my leisure. The peace of the
-English country inn enveloped me as I tilted back my chair and
-smoked the first pipe of the morning. It was a day to hearten a
-man for great deeds, one of those days of premature summer which
-comes sometimes to help us bear the chill winds of early spring.
-The sun streamed in through the open window. In the yard below
-fowls made their soothing music. The thought of violence seemed
-very alien to such a morning.
-
-I strolled out into the Square. I was in no hurry to end this
-interlude of peace and embark on what, for all practical purposes,
-would be a siege.
-
-After lunch, I decided, would be time enough to begin active
-campaigning.
-
-The clock on the church tower was striking two as I set forth,
-carrying my suit-case, on my way to the school. The light-heartedness
-of the morning still lingered with me. I was amused at the thought
-of the surprise I was about to give Mr Fisher. That wink still
-rankled.
-
-As I made my way through the grounds I saw Audrey in the distance,
-walking with the Nugget. I avoided them and went on into the
-house.
-
-About the house there was the same air of enchanted quiet which
-pervaded the grounds. Perhaps the stillness indoors was even more
-insistent. I had grown so accustomed to the never-ending noise and
-bustle of the boys' quarters that, as I crossed the silent hall, I
-had an almost guilty sense of intrusion. I felt like a burglar.
-
-Sam, the object of my visit, would, I imagined, if he were in the
-house at all, be in the housekeeper's room, a cosy little apartment
-off the passage leading to the kitchen. I decided to draw that
-first, and was rewarded, on pushing open the half-closed door, by
-the sight of a pair of black-trousered legs stretched out before me
-from the depths of a wicker-work armchair. His portly middle
-section, rising beyond like a small hill, heaved rhythmically. His
-face was covered with a silk handkerchief, from beneath which came,
-in even succession, faint and comfortable snores. It was a peaceful
-picture--the good man taking his rest; and for me it had an added
-attractiveness in that it suggested that Sam was doing by day what
-my information had prevented him from doing in the night. It had
-been some small consolation to me, as I lay trying to compose my
-anxious mind for sleep on the previous night, that Mr Fisher also
-was keeping his vigil.
-
-Pleasing as Sam was as a study in still life, pressure of business
-compelled me to stir him into activity. I prodded him gently in
-the centre of the rising territory beyond the black trousers. He
-grunted discontentedly and sat up. The handkerchief fell from his
-face, and he blinked at me, first with the dazed glassiness of the
-newly awakened, then with a 'Soul's Awakening' expression, which
-spread over his face until it melted into a friendly smile.
-
-'Hello, young man!'
-
-'Good afternoon. You seem tired.'
-
-He yawned cavernously.
-
-'Lord! What a night!'
-
-'Did Buck drop in?'
-
-'No, but I thought he had every time I heard a board creak. I
-didn't dare close my eyes for a minute. Have you ever stayed awake
-all night, waiting for the goblins that get you if you don't watch
-out? Well, take it from me it's no picnic.'
-
-His face split in another mammoth yawn. He threw his heart into
-it, as if life held no other tasks for him. Only in alligators
-have I ever seen its equal.
-
-I waited till the seismic upheaval had spent itself. Then I came
-to business.
-
-'I'm sorry you had a disturbed night, Mr Fisher. You must make up
-for it this afternoon. You will find the beds very comfortable.'
-
-'How's that?'
-
-'At the "Feathers". I should go there, if I were you. The charges
-are quite reasonable, and the food is good. You will like the
-"Feathers".'
-
-'I don't get you, sonny.'
-
-'I was trying to break it gently to you that you are about to move
-from this house. Now. At once. Take your last glimpse of the old
-home, Sam, and out into the hard world.'
-
-He looked at me inquiringly.
-
-'You seem to be talking, young man; words appear to be fluttering
-from you; but your meaning, if any, escapes me.'
-
-'My meaning is that I am about to turn you out. I am coming back
-here, and there is not room for both of us. So, if you do not see
-your way to going quietly, I shall take you by the back of the
-neck and run you out. Do I make myself fairly clear now?'
-
-He permitted himself a rich chuckle.
-
-'You have gall, young man. Well, I hate to seem unfriendly. I like
-you, sonny. You amuse me--but there are moments when one wants to
-be alone. I have a whole heap of arrears of sleep to make up. Trot
-along, kiddo, and quit disturbing uncle. Tie a string to yourself
-and disappear. Bye-bye.'
-
-The wicker-work creaked as he settled his stout body. He picked up
-the handkerchief.
-
-'Mr Fisher,' I said, 'I have no wish to propel your grey hairs at
-a rapid run down the drive, so I will explain further. I am
-physically stronger than you. I mean to turn you out. How can you
-prevent it? Mr Abney is away. You can't appeal to him. The police
-are at the end of the telephone, but you can't appeal to them. So
-what _can_ you do, except go? Do you get me now?'
-
-He regarded the situation in thoughtful silence. He allowed no
-emotion to find expression in his face, but I knew that the
-significance of my remarks had sunk in. I could almost follow his
-mind as he tested my position point by point and found it
-impregnable.
-
-When he spoke it was to accept defeat jauntily.
-
-'You _are_ my jinx, young man. I said it all along. You're
-really set on my going? Say no more. I'll go. After all, it's
-quiet at the inn, and what more does a man want at my time of
-life?'
-
-I went out into the garden to interview Audrey.
-
-She was walking up and down on the tennis-lawn. The Nugget,
-lounging in a deck-chair, appeared to be asleep.
-
-She caught sight of me as I came out from the belt of trees, and
-stopped. I had the trying experience of walking across open
-country under hostile observation.
-
-The routing of Sam had left me alert and self-confident. I felt no
-embarrassment. I greeted her briskly.
-
-'Good afternoon. I have been talking to Sam Fisher. If you wait,
-you will see him passing away down the drive. He is leaving the
-house. I am coming back.'
-
-'Coming back?'
-
-She spoke incredulously, or, rather, as if my words had conveyed
-no meaning. It was so that Sam had spoken. Her mind, like his,
-took time to adjust itself to the unexpected.
-
-She seemed to awake to my meaning with a start.
-
-'Coming back?' Her eyes widened. The flush deepened on her cheeks.
-'But I told you--'
-
-'I know what you told me. You said you did not trust me. It
-doesn't matter. I am coming back whether you trust me or not. This
-house is under martial law, and I am in command. The situation has
-changed since I spoke to you last night. Last night I was ready to
-let you have your way. I intended to keep an eye on things from
-the inn. But it's different now. It is not a case of Sam Fisher
-any longer. You could have managed Sam. It's Buck MacGinnis now,
-the man who came that night in the automobile. I saw him in the
-village after I left you. He's dangerous.'
-
-She looked away, past me, in the direction of the drive. I
-followed her gaze. A stout figure, carrying a suit-case, was
-moving slowly down it.
-
-I smiled. Her eyes met mine, and I saw the anger that had been
-lying at the back of them flash out. Her chin went up with the old
-defiant tilt. I was sorry I had smiled. It was my old fault, the
-complacency that would not be hidden.
-
-'I don't believe you!' she cried. 'I don't trust you!'
-
-It is curious how one's motive for embarking on a course of
-conduct changes or disappears altogether as the action develops.
-Once started on an enterprise it is as if one proceeded with it
-automatically, irrespective of one's original motives. I had begun
-what I might call the second phase of this matter of the Little
-Nugget, the abandoning of Cynthia's cause in favour of Audrey's,
-with a clear idea of why I was doing it. I had set myself to
-resist the various forces which were trying to take Ogden from
-Audrey, for one simple reason, because I loved Audrey and wished
-to help her. That motive, if it still existed at all, did so only
-in the form of abstract chivalry. My personal feelings towards her
-seemed to have undergone a complete change, dating from our
-parting in the road the night before. I found myself now meeting
-hostility with hostility. I looked at her critically and told
-myself that her spell was broken at last, that, if she disliked
-me, I was at least indifferent to her.
-
-And yet, despite my altered feelings, my determination to help her
-never wavered. The guarding of Ogden might be--primarily--no
-business of mine, but I had adopted it as my business.
-
-'I don't ask you to trust me,' I said. 'We have settled all that.
-There's no need to go over old ground. Think what you please about
-this. I've made up my mind.'
-
-'If you mean to stay, I suppose I can't prevent you.'
-
-'Exactly.'
-
-Sam appeared again in a gap in the trees, walking slowly and
-pensively, as one retreating from his Moscow. Her eyes followed
-him till he was out of sight.
-
-'If you like,' I said bitterly, 'you may put what I am doing down
-to professional rivalry. If I am in love with Mrs Ford and am here
-to steal Ogden for her, it is natural for me to do all I can to
-prevent Buck MacGinnis getting him. There is no need for you to
-look on me as an ally because we are working together.'
-
-'We are not working together.'
-
-'We shall be in a very short time. Buck will not let another night
-go by without doing something.'
-
-'I don't believe that you saw him.'
-
-'Just as you please,' I said, and walked away. What did it matter
-to me what she believed?
-
-The day dragged on. Towards evening the weather broke suddenly,
-after the fashion of spring in England. Showers of rain drove me
-to the study.
-
-It must have been nearly ten o'clock when the telephone rang.
-
-It was Mr Fisher.
-
-'Hello, is that you, sonny?'
-
-'It is. Do you want anything?'
-
-'I want a talk with you. Business. Can I come up?'
-
-'If you wish it.'
-
-'I'll start right away.'
-
-It was some fifteen minutes later that I heard in the distance the
-engines of an automobile. The headlights gleamed through the
-trees, and presently the car swept round the bend of the drive and
-drew up at the front door. A portly figure got down and rang the
-bell. I observed these things from a window on the first floor,
-overlooking the front steps; and it was from this window that I
-spoke.
-
-'Is that you, Mr Fisher?'
-
-He backed away from the door.
-
-'Where are you?'
-
-'Is that your car?'
-
-'It belongs to a friend of mine.'
-
-'I didn't know you meant to bring a party.'
-
-'There's only three of us. Me, the chauffeur, and my friend--MacGinnis.'
-
-The possibility, indeed the probability, of Sam seeking out Buck
-and forming an alliance had occurred to me, and I was prepared for
-it. I shifted my grip on the automatic pistol in my hand.
-
-'Mr Fisher.'
-
-'Hello!'
-
-'Ask your friend MacGinnis to be good enough to step into the
-light of that lamp and drop his gun.'
-
-There was a muttered conversation. I heard Buck's voice rumbling
-like a train going under a bridge. The request did not appear to
-find favour with him. Then came an interlude of soothing speech
-from Mr Fisher. I could not distinguish the words, but I gathered
-that he was pointing out to him that, on this occasion only, the
-visit being for the purposes of parley and not of attack, pistols
-might be looked on as non-essentials. Whatever his arguments, they
-were successful, for, finally, humped as to the back and
-muttering, Buck moved into the light.
-
-'Good evening, Mr MacGinnis,' I said. 'I'm glad to see your leg is
-all right again. I won't detain you a moment. Just feel in your
-pockets and shed a few of your guns, and then you can come in out
-of the rain. To prevent any misunderstanding, I may say I have a
-gun of my own. It is trained on you now.'
-
-'I ain't got no gun.'
-
-'Come along. This is no time for airy persiflage. Out with them.'
-
-A moment's hesitation, and a small black pistol fell to the
-ground.
-
-'No more?'
-
-'Think I'm a regiment?'
-
-'I don't know what you are. Well, I'll take your word for it. You
-will come in one by one, with your hands up.'
-
-I went down and opened the door, holding my pistol in readiness
-against the unexpected.
-
-
-II
-
-Sam came first. His raised hands gave him a vaguely pontifical air
-(Bishop Blessing Pilgrims), and the kindly smile he wore
-heightened the illusion. Mr MacGinnis, who followed, suggested no
-such idea. He was muttering moodily to himself, and he eyed me
-askance.
-
-I showed them into the classroom and switched on the light. The
-air was full of many odours. Disuse seems to bring out the
-inky-chalky, appley-deal-boardy bouquet of a classroom as the
-night brings out the scent of flowers. During the term I had never
-known this classroom smell so exactly like a classroom. I made use
-of my free hand to secure and light a cigarette.
-
-Sam rose to a point of order.
-
-'Young man,' he said. I should like to remind you that we are
-here, as it were, under a flag of truce. To pull a gun on us and
-keep us holding our hands up this way is raw work. I feel sure I
-speak for my friend Mr MacGinnis.'
-
-He cocked an eye at his friend Mr MacGinnis, who seconded the
-motion by expectorating into the fireplace. I had observed at a
-previous interview his peculiar gift for laying bare his soul by
-this means of mode of expression. A man of silent habit, judged by
-the more conventional standard of words, he was almost an orator
-in expectoration.
-
-'Mr MacGinnis agrees with me,' said Sam cheerfully. 'Do we take
-them down? Have we your permission to assume Position Two of these
-Swedish exercises? All we came for was a little friendly chat
-among gentlemen, and we can talk just as well--speaking for
-myself, better--in a less strained attitude. A little rest, Mr
-Burns! A little folding of the hands? Thank you.'
-
-He did not wait for permission, nor was it necessary. Sam and the
-melodramatic atmosphere was as oil and water. It was impossible to
-blend them. I laid the pistol on the table and sat down. Buck,
-after one wistful glance at the weapon, did the same. Sam was
-already seated, and was looking so cosy and at home that I almost
-felt it remiss of me not to have provided sherry and cake for this
-pleasant gathering.
-
-'Well,' I said, 'what can I do for you?'
-
-'Let me explain,' said Sam. 'As you have, no doubt, gathered, Mr
-MacGinnis and I have gone into partnership. The Little Nugget
-Combine!'
-
-'I gathered that--well?'
-
-'Judicious partnerships are the soul of business. Mr MacGinnis and
-I have been rivals in the past, but we both saw that the moment
-had come for the genial smile, the hearty handshake, in fact, for
-an alliance. We form a strong team, sonny. My partner's speciality
-is action. I supply the strategy. Say, can't you see you're up
-against it? Why be foolish?'
-
-'You think you're certain to win?'
-
-'It's a cinch.'
-
-'Then why trouble to come here and see me?'
-
-I appeared to have put into words the smouldering thought which
-was vexing Mr MacGinnis. He burst into speech.
-
-'Ahr chee! Sure! What's de use? Didn't I tell youse? What's de use
-of wastin' time? What are we spielin' away here for? Let's get
-busy.'
-
-Sam waved a hand towards him with the air of a lecturer making a
-point.
-
-'You see! The man of action! He likes trouble. He asks for it. He
-eats it alive. Now I prefer peace. Why have a fuss when you can
-get what you want quietly? That's my motto. That's why we've come.
-It's the old proposition. We're here to buy you out. Yes, I know
-you have turned the offer down before, but things have changed.
-Your stock has fallen. In fact, instead of letting you in on
-sharing terms, we only feel justified now in offering a commission.
-For the moment you may seem to hold a strong position. You are in
-the house, and you've got the boy. But there's nothing to it really.
-We could get him in five minutes if we cared to risk having a fuss.
-But it seems to me there's no need of any fuss. We should win dead
-easy all right, if it came to trouble; but, on the other hand,
-you've a gun, and there's a chance some of us might get hurt, so
-what's the good when we can settle it quietly? How about it, sonny?'
-
-Mr MacGinnis began to rumble, preparatory to making further
-remarks on the situation, but Sam waved him down and turned his
-brown eyes inquiringly on me.
-
-'Fifteen per cent is our offer,' he said.
-
-'And to think it was once fifty-fifty!'
-
-'Strict business!'
-
-'Business? It's sweating!'
-
-'It's our limit. And it wasn't easy to make Buck here agree to
-that. He kicked like a mule.'
-
-Buck shuffled his feet and eyed me disagreeably. I suppose it is
-hard to think kindly of a man who has broken your leg. It was
-plain that, with Mr MacGinnis, bygones were by no means bygones.
-
-I rose.
-
-'Well, I'm sorry you should have had the trouble of coming here
-for nothing. Let me see you out. Single file, please.'
-
-Sam looked aggrieved.
-
-'You turn it down?'
-
-'I do.'
-
-'One moment. Let's have this thing clear. Do you realize what
-you're up against? Don't think it's only Buck and me you've got to
-tackle. All the boys are here, waiting round the corner, the same
-gang that came the other night. Be sensible, sonny. You don't
-stand a dog's chance. I shouldn't like to see you get hurt. And
-you never know what may not happen. The boys are pretty sore at
-you because of what you did that night. I shouldn't act like a
-bonehead, sonny--honest.'
-
-There was a kindly ring in his voice which rather touched me.
-Between him and me there had sprung up an odd sort of friendship.
-He meant business; but he would, I knew, be genuinely sorry if I
-came to harm. And I could see that he was quite sincere in his
-belief that I was in a tight corner and that my chances against
-the Combine were infinitesimal. I imagine that, with victory so
-apparently certain, he had had difficulty in persuading his allies
-to allow him to make his offer.
-
-But he had overlooked one thing--the telephone. That he should
-have made this mistake surprised me. If it had been Buck, I could
-have understood it. Buck's was a mind which lent itself to such
-blunders. From Sam I had expected better things, especially as the
-telephone had been so much in evidence of late. He had used it
-himself only half an hour ago.
-
-I clung to the thought of the telephone. It gave me the quiet
-satisfaction of the gambler who holds the unforeseen ace. The
-situation was in my hands. The police, I knew, had been profoundly
-stirred by Mr MacGinnis's previous raid. When I called them up, as
-I proposed to do directly the door had closed on the ambassadors,
-there would be no lack of response. It would not again be a case
-of Inspector Bones and Constable Johnson to the rescue. A great
-cloud of willing helpers would swoop to our help.
-
-With these thoughts in my mind, I answered Sam pleasantly but
-firmly.
-
-'I'm sorry I'm unpopular, but all the same--'
-
-I indicated the door.
-
-Emotion that could only be expressed in words and not through his
-usual medium welled up in Mr MacGinnis. He sprang forward with a
-snarl, falling back as my faithful automatic caught his eye.
-
-'Say, you! Listen here! You'll--'
-
-Sam, the peaceable, plucked at his elbow.
-
-'Nothing doing, Buck. Step lively.'
-
-Buck wavered, then allowed himself to be drawn away. We passed out
-of the classroom in our order of entry.
-
-An exclamation from the stairs made me look up. Audrey was leaning
-over the banisters. Her face was in the shadow, but I gathered
-from her voice that the sight of our little procession had
-startled her. I was not surprised. Buck was a distinctly startling
-spectacle, and his habit of growling to himself, as he walked,
-highly disturbing to strangers.
-
-'Good evening, Mrs Sheridan,' said Sam suavely.
-
-Audrey did not speak. She seemed fascinated by Buck.
-
-I opened the front door and they passed out. The automobile was
-still purring on the drive. Buck's pistol had disappeared. I
-supposed the chauffeur had picked it up, a surmise which was
-proved correct a few moments later, when, just as the car was
-moving off, there was a sharp crack and a bullet struck the wall
-to the right of the door. It was a random shot, and I did not
-return it. Its effect on me was to send me into the hall with a
-leap that was almost a back-somersault. Somehow, though I was
-keyed up for violence and the shooting of pistols, I had not
-expected it at just that moment, and I was disagreeably surprised
-at the shock it had given me. I slammed the door and bolted it. I
-was intensely irritated to find that my fingers were trembling.
-
-Audrey had left the stairs and was standing beside me.
-
-'They shot at me,' I said.
-
-By the light of the hall lamp I could see that she was very pale.
-
-'It missed by a mile.' My nerves had not recovered and I spoke
-abruptly. 'Don't be frightened.'
-
-'I--I was not frightened,' she said, without conviction.
-
-'I was,' I said, with conviction. 'It was too sudden for me. It's
-the sort of thing one wants to get used to gradually. I shall be
-ready for it another time.'
-
-I made for the stairs.
-
-'Where are you going?'
-
-'I'm going to call up the police-station.'
-
-'Peter.'
-
-'Yes?'
-
-'Was--was that man the one you spoke of?'
-
-'Yes, that was Buck MacGinnis. He and Sam have gone into
-partnership.'
-
-She hesitated.
-
-'I'm sorry,' she said.
-
-I was half-way up the stairs by this time. I stopped and looked
-over the banisters.
-
-'Sorry?'
-
-'I didn't believe you this afternoon.'
-
-'Oh, that's all right,' I said. I tried to make my voice
-indifferent, for I was on guard against insidious friendliness. I
-had bludgeoned my mind into an attitude of safe hostility towards
-her, and I saw the old chaos ahead if I allowed myself to abandon
-it.
-
-I went to the telephone and unhooked the receiver.
-
-There is apt to be a certain leisureliness about the methods of
-country telephone-operators, and the fact that a voice did not
-immediately ask me what number I wanted did not at first disturb
-me. Suspicion of the truth came to me, I think, after my third
-shout into the receiver had remained unanswered. I had suffered
-from delay before, but never such delay as this.
-
-I must have remained there fully two minutes, shouting at
-intervals, before I realized the truth. Then I dropped the
-receiver and leaned limply against the wall. For the moment I was
-as stunned as if I had received a blow. I could not even think. It
-was only by degrees that I recovered sufficiently to understand
-that Audrey was speaking to me.
-
-'What is it? Don't they answer?'
-
-It is curious how the mind responds to the need for making an
-effort for the sake of somebody else. If I had had only myself to
-think of, it would, I believe, have been a considerable time
-before I could have adjusted my thoughts to grapple with this
-disaster. But the necessity of conveying the truth quietly to
-Audrey and of helping her to bear up under it steadied me at once.
-I found myself thinking quite coolly how best I might break to her
-what had happened.
-
-'I'm afraid,' I said, 'I have something to tell you which may--'
-
-She interrupted me quickly.
-
-'What is it? Can't you make them answer?'
-
-I shook my head. We looked at each other in silence.
-
-Her mind leaped to the truth more quickly than mine had done.
-
-'They have cut the wire!'
-
-I took up the receiver again and gave another call. There was no
-reply.
-
-'I'm afraid so,' I said.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 15
-
-
-I
-
-'What shall we do?' said Audrey.
-
-She looked at me hopefully, as if I were a mine of ideas. Her
-voice was level, without a suggestion of fear in it. Women have
-the gift of being courageous at times when they might legitimately
-give way. It is part of their unexpectedness.
-
-This was certainly such an occasion. Daylight would bring us
-relief, for I did not suppose that even Buck MacGinnis would care
-to conduct a siege which might be interrupted by the arrival of
-tradesmen's carts; but while the darkness lasted we were
-completely cut off from the world. With the destruction of the
-telephone wire our only link with civilization had been snapped.
-Even had the night been less stormy than it was, there was no
-chance of the noise of our warfare reaching the ears of anyone who
-might come to the rescue. It was as Sam had said, Buck's energy
-united to his strategy formed a strong combination.
-
-Broadly speaking, there are only two courses open to a beleaguered
-garrison. It can stay where it is, or it can make a sortie. I
-considered the second of these courses.
-
-It was possible that Sam and his allies had departed in the
-automobile to get reinforcements, leaving the coast temporarily
-clear; in which case, by escaping from the house at once, we might
-be able to slip unobserved through the grounds and reach the
-village in safety. To support this theory there was the fact that
-the car, on its late visit, had contained only the chauffeur and
-the two ambassadors, while Sam had spoken of the remainder of
-Buck's gang as being in readiness to attack in the event of my not
-coming to terms. That might mean that they were waiting at Buck's
-headquarters, wherever those might be--at one of the cottages down
-the road, I imagined; and, in the interval before the attack
-began, it might be possible for us to make our sortie with
-success.
-
-'Is Ogden in bed?' I asked.
-
-'Yes.'
-
-'Will you go and get him up as quickly as you can?'
-
-I strained my eyes at the window, but it was impossible to see
-anything. The rain was still falling heavily. If the drive had
-been full of men they would have been invisible to me.
-
-Presently Audrey returned, followed by Ogden. The Little Nugget
-was yawning the aggrieved yawns of one roused from his beauty
-sleep.
-
-'What's all this?' he demanded.
-
-'Listen,' I said. 'Buck MacGinnis and Smooth Sam Fisher have come
-after you. They are outside now. Don't be frightened.'
-
-He snorted derisively.
-
-'Who's frightened? I guess they won't hurt _me_. How do you know
-it's them?'
-
-'They have just been here. The man who called himself White, the
-butler, was really Sam Fisher. He has been waiting an opportunity
-to get you all the term.'
-
-'White! Was he Sam Fisher?' He chuckled admiringly. 'Say, he's a
-wonder!'
-
-'They have gone to fetch the rest of the gang.'
-
-'Why don't you call the cops?'
-
-'They have cut the wire.'
-
-His only emotions at the news seemed to be amusement and a renewed
-admiration for Smooth Sam. He smiled broadly, the little brute.
-
-'He's a wonder!' he repeated. 'I guess he's smooth, all right.
-He's the limit! He'll get me all right this trip. I bet you a
-nickel he wins out.'
-
-I found his attitude trying. That he, the cause of all the trouble,
-should be so obviously regarding it as a sporting contest got up
-for his entertainment, was hard to bear. And the fact that, whatever
-might happen to myself, he was in no danger, comforted me not at all.
-If I could have felt that we were in any way companions in peril,
-I might have looked on the bulbous boy with quite a friendly eye.
-As it was, I nearly kicked him.
-
-'We had better waste no time,' suggested Audrey, 'if we are going.'
-
-'I think we ought to try it,' I said.
-
-'What's that?' asked the Nugget. 'Go where?'
-
-'We are going to steal out through the back way and try to slip
-through to the village.'
-
-The Nugget's comment on the scheme was brief and to the point. He
-did not embarrass me with fulsome praise of my strategic genius.
-
-'Of all the fool games!' he said simply. 'In this rain? No, sir!'
-
-This new complication was too much for me. In planning out my
-manoeuvres I had taken his cooperation for granted. I had looked
-on him as so much baggage--the impedimenta of the retreating army.
-And, behold, a mutineer!
-
-I took him by the scruff of the neck and shook him. It was a
-relief to my feelings and a sound move. The argument was one which
-he understood.
-
-'Oh, all right,' he said. 'Anything you like. Come on. But it sounds
-to me like darned foolishness!'
-
-If nothing else had happened to spoil the success of that sortie,
-the Nugget's depressing attitude would have done so. Of all things,
-it seems to me, a forlorn hope should be undertaken with a certain
-enthusiasm and optimism if it is to have a chance of being successful.
-Ogden threw a gloom over the proceedings from the start. He was cross
-and sleepy, and he condemned the expedition unequivocally. As we moved
-towards the back door he kept up a running stream of abusive comment.
-I silenced him before cautiously unbolting the door, but he had said
-enough to damp my spirits. I do not know what effect it would have
-had on Napoleon's tactics if his army--say, before Austerlitz--had
-spoken of his manoeuvres as a 'fool game' and of himself as a 'big
-chump', but I doubt if it would have stimulated him.
-
-The back door of Sanstead House opened on to a narrow yard, paved
-with flagstones and shut in on all sides but one by walls. To the
-left was the outhouse where the coal was stored, a squat barnlike
-building: to the right a wall that appeared to have been erected
-by the architect in an outburst of pure whimsicality. It just
-stood there. It served no purpose that I had ever been able to
-discover, except to act as a cats' club-house.
-
-Tonight, however, I was thankful for this wall. It formed an
-important piece of cover. By keeping in its shelter it was
-possible to work round the angle of the coal-shed, enter the
-stable-yard, and, by making a detour across the football field,
-avoid the drive altogether. And it was the drive, in my opinion,
-that might be looked on as the danger zone.
-
-The Nugget's complaints, which I had momentarily succeeded in
-checking, burst out afresh as the rain swept in at the open door
-and lashed our faces. Certainly it was not an ideal night for a
-ramble. The wind was blowing through the opening at the end of the
-yard with a compressed violence due to the confined space. There
-was a suggestion in our position of the Cave of the Winds under
-Niagara Falls, the verisimilitude of which was increased by the
-stream of water that poured down from the gutter above our heads.
-The Nugget found it unpleasant, and said so shrilly.
-
-I pushed him out into the storm, still protesting, and we began to
-creep across the yard. Half-way to the first point of importance
-of our journey, the corner of the coal-shed, I halted the
-expedition. There was a sudden lull in the wind, and I took
-advantage of it to listen.
-
-From somewhere beyond the wall, apparently near the house, sounded
-the muffled note of the automobile. The siege-party had returned.
-
-There was no time to be lost. Apparently the possibility of a
-sortie had not yet occurred to Sam, or he would hardly have left
-the back door unguarded; but a general of his astuteness was
-certain to remedy the mistake soon, and our freedom of action
-might be a thing of moments. It behoved us to reach the stable-yard
-as quickly as possible. Once there, we should be practically through
-the enemy's lines.
-
-Administering a kick to the Nugget, who showed a disposition to
-linger and talk about the weather, I moved on, and we reached the
-corner of the coal-shed in safety.
-
-We had now arrived at the really perilous stage in our journey.
-Having built his wall to a point level with the end of the coal-shed,
-the architect had apparently wearied of the thing and given it up;
-for it ceased abruptly, leaving us with a matter of half a dozen
-yards of open ground to cross, with nothing to screen us from the
-watchers on the drive. The flagstones, moreover, stopped at this
-point. On the open space was loose gravel. Even if the darkness
-allowed us to make the crossing unseen, there was the risk that we
-might be heard.
-
-It was a moment for a flash of inspiration, and I was waiting for
-one, when that happened which took the problem out of my hands.
-From the interior of the shed on our left there came a sudden
-scrabbling of feet over loose coal, and through the square opening
-in the wall, designed for the peaceful purpose of taking in sacks,
-climbed two men. A pistol cracked. From the drive came an
-answering shout. We had been ambushed.
-
-I had misjudged Sam. He had not overlooked the possibility of a
-sortie.
-
-It is the accidents of life that turn the scale in a crisis. The
-opening through which the men had leaped was scarcely a couple of
-yards behind the spot where we were standing. If they had leaped
-fairly and kept their feet, they would have been on us before we
-could have moved. But Fortune ordered it that, zeal outrunning
-discretion, the first of the two should catch his foot in the
-woodwork and fall on all fours, while the second, unable to check
-his spring, alighted on top of him, and, judging from the stifled
-yell which followed, must have kicked him in the face.
-
-In the moment of their downfall I was able to form a plan and
-execute it.
-
-'The stables!'
-
-I shouted the words to Audrey in the act of snatching up the
-Nugget and starting to run. She understood. She did not hesitate
-in the direction of the house for even the instant which might
-have undone us, but was with me at once; and we were across the
-open space and in the stable-yard before the first of the men in
-the drive loomed up through the darkness. Half of the wooden
-double-gate of the yard was open, and the other half served us as
-a shield. They fired as they ran--at random, I think, for it was
-too dark for them to have seen us clearly--and two bullets slapped
-against the gate. A third struck the wall above our heads and
-ricocheted off into the night. But before they could fire again we
-were in the stables, the door slammed behind us, and I had dumped
-the Nugget on the floor, and was shooting the heavy bolts into
-their places. Footsteps clattered over the flagstones and stopped
-outside. Some weighty body plunged against the door. Then there
-was silence. The first round was over.
-
-The stables, as is the case in most English country-houses, had
-been, in its palmy days, the glory of Sanstead House. In whatever
-other respect the British architect of that period may have fallen
-short, he never scamped his work on the stables. He built them
-strong and solid, with walls fitted to repel the assaults of the
-weather, and possibly those of men as well, for the Boones in
-their day had been mighty owners of race-horses at a time when men
-with money at stake did not stick at trifles, and it was prudent
-to see to it that the spot where the favourite was housed had
-something of the nature of a fortress. The walls were thick, the
-door solid, the windows barred with iron. We could scarcely have
-found a better haven of refuge.
-
-Under Mr Abney's rule, the stables had lost their original
-character. They had been divided into three compartments, each
-separated by a stout wall. One compartment became a gymnasium,
-another the carpenter's shop, the third, in which we were,
-remained a stable, though in these degenerate days no horse ever
-set foot inside it, its only use being to provide a place for the
-odd-job man to clean shoes. The mangers which had once held fodder
-were given over now to brushes and pots of polish. In term-time,
-bicycles were stored in the loose-box which had once echoed to the
-tramping of Derby favourites.
-
-I groped about among the pots and brushes, and found a candle-end,
-which I lit. I was running a risk, but it was necessary to inspect
-our ground. I had never troubled really to examine this stable
-before, and I wished to put myself in touch with its geography.
-
-I blew out the candle, well content with what I had seen. The only
-two windows were small, high up, and excellently barred. Even if
-the enemy fired through them there were half a dozen spots where
-we should be perfectly safe. Best of all, in the event of the door
-being carried by assault, we had a second line of defence in a
-loft. A ladder against the back wall led to it, by way of a trap-door.
-Circumstances had certainly been kind to us in driving us to this
-apparently impregnable shelter.
-
-On concluding my inspection, I became aware that the Nugget was
-still occupied with his grievances. I think the shots must have
-stimulated his nerve centres, for he had abandoned the languid
-drawl with which, in happier moments, he was wont to comment on
-life's happenings, and was dealing with the situation with a
-staccato briskness.
-
-'Of all the darned fool lay-outs I ever struck, this is the limit.
-What do those idiots think they're doing, shooting us up that way?
-It went within an inch of my head. It might have killed me. Gee,
-and I'm all wet. I'm catching cold. It's all through your blamed
-foolishness, bringing us out here. Why couldn't we stay in the
-house?'
-
-'We could not have kept them out of the house for five minutes,' I
-explained. 'We can hold this place.'
-
-'Who wants to hold it? I don't. What does it matter if they do get
-me? _I_ don't care. I've a good mind to walk straight out through
-that door and let them rope me in. It would serve Dad right. It
-would teach him not to send me away from home to any darned school
-again. What did he want to do it for? I was all right where I was.
-I--'
-
-A loud hammering on the door cut off his eloquence. The
-intermission was over, and the second round had begun.
-
-It was pitch dark in the stable now that I had blown out the
-candle, and there is something about a combination of noise and
-darkness which tries the nerves. If mine had remained steady, I
-should have ignored the hammering. From the sound, it appeared to
-be made by some wooden instrument--a mallet from the carpenter's
-shop I discovered later--and the door could be relied on to hold
-its own without my intervention. For a novice to violence,
-however, to maintain a state of calm inaction is the most
-difficult feat of all. I was irritated and worried by the noise,
-and exaggerated its importance. It seemed to me that it must be
-stopped at once.
-
-A moment before, I had bruised my shins against an empty packing-case,
-which had found its way with other lumber into the stable. I groped
-for this, swung it noiselessly into position beneath the window,
-and, standing on it, looked out. I found the catch of the window,
-and opened it. There was nothing to be seen, but the sound of the
-hammering became more distinct; and pushing an arm through the bars,
-I emptied my pistol at a venture.
-
-As a practical move, the action had flaws. The shots cannot have
-gone anywhere near their vague target. But as a demonstration, it
-was a wonderful success. The yard became suddenly full of dancing
-bullets. They struck the flagstones, bounded off, chipped the
-bricks of the far wall, ricocheted from those, buzzed in all
-directions, and generally behaved in a manner calculated to unman
-the stoutest hearted.
-
-The siege-party did not stop to argue. They stampeded as one man.
-I could hear them clattering across the flagstones to every point
-of the compass. In a few seconds silence prevailed, broken only by
-the swish of the rain. Round two had been brief, hardly worthy to
-be called a round at all, and, like round one, it had ended wholly
-in our favour.
-
-I jumped down from my packing-case, swelling with pride. I had had
-no previous experience of this sort of thing, yet here I was
-handling the affair like a veteran. I considered that I had a
-right to feel triumphant. I lit the candle again, and beamed
-protectively upon the garrison.
-
-The Nugget was sitting on the floor, gaping feebly, and awed for
-the moment into silence. Audrey, in the far corner, looked pale
-but composed. Her behaviour was perfect. There was nothing for her
-to do, and she was doing it with a quiet self-control which won
-my admiration. Her manner seemed to me exactly suited to the
-exigencies of the situation. With a super-competent dare-devil
-like myself in charge of affairs, all she had to do was to wait
-and not get in the way.
-
-'I didn't hit anybody,' I announced, 'but they ran like rabbits.
-They are all over Hampshire.'
-
-I laughed indulgently. I could afford an attitude of tolerant
-amusement towards the enemy.
-
-'Will they come back?'
-
-'Possibly. And in that case'--I felt in my left-hand coat-pocket--'I
-had better be getting ready.' I felt in my right-hand coat-pocket.
-'Ready,' I repeated blankly. A clammy coldness took possession of me.
-My voice trailed off into nothingness. For in neither pocket was
-there a single one of the shells with which I had fancied that I
-was abundantly provided. In moments of excitement man is apt to make
-mistakes. I had made mine when, starting out on the sortie, I had
-left all my ammunition in the house.
-
-
-II
-
-I should like to think that it was an unselfish desire to spare my
-companions anxiety that made me keep my discovery to myself. But I
-am afraid that my reticence was due far more to the fact that I
-shrank from letting the Nugget discover my imbecile carelessness.
-Even in times of peril one retains one's human weaknesses; and I
-felt that I could not face his comments. If he had permitted a
-certain note of querulousness to creep into his conversation
-already, the imagination recoiled from the thought of the caustic
-depths he would reach now should I reveal the truth.
-
-I tried to make things better with cheery optimism.
-
-'_They_ won't come back!' I said stoutly, and tried to believe it.
-
-The Nugget as usual struck the jarring note.
-
-'Well, then, let's beat it,' he said. 'I don't want to spend the
-night in this darned icehouse. I tell you I'm catching cold. My
-chest's weak. If you're so dead certain you've scared them away,
-let's quit.'
-
-I was not prepared to go as far as this.
-
-'They may be somewhere near, hiding.'
-
-'Well, what if they are? I don't mind being kidnapped. Let's go.'
-
-'I think we ought to wait,' said Audrey.
-
-'Of course,' I said. 'It would be madness to go out now.'
-
-'Oh, pshaw!' said the Little Nugget; and from this point onwards
-punctuated the proceedings with a hacking cough.
-
-I had never really believed that my demonstration had brought the
-siege to a definite end. I anticipated that there would be some
-delay before the renewal of hostilities, but I was too well
-acquainted with Buck MacGinnis's tenacity to imagine that he would
-abandon his task because a few random shots had spread momentary
-panic in his ranks. He had all the night before him, and sooner or
-later he would return.
-
-I had judged him correctly. Many minutes dragged wearily by
-without a sign from the enemy, then, listening at the window, I
-heard footsteps crossing the yard and voices talking in cautious
-undertones. The fight was on once more.
-
-A bright light streamed through the window, flooding the opening
-and spreading in a wide circle on the ceiling. It was not
-difficult to understand what had happened. They had gone to the
-automobile and come back with one of the head-lamps, an astute
-move in which I seemed to see the finger of Sam. The danger-spot
-thus rendered harmless, they renewed their attack on the door with
-a reckless vigour. The mallet had been superseded by some heavier
-instrument--of iron this time. I think it must have been the jack
-from the automobile. It was a more formidable weapon altogether
-than the mallet, and even our good oak door quivered under it.
-
-A splintering of wood decided me that the time had come to retreat
-to our second line of entrenchments. How long the door would hold
-it was impossible to say, but I doubted if it was more than a
-matter of minutes.
-
-Relighting my candle, which I had extinguished from motives of
-economy, I caught Audrey's eye and jerked my head towards the
-ladder.
-
-'You go first,' I whispered.
-
-The Nugget watched her disappear through the trap-door, then
-turned to me with an air of resolution.
-
-'If you think you're going to get _me_ up there, you've
-another guess coming. I'm going to wait here till they get in, and
-let them take me. I'm about tired of this foolishness.'
-
-It was no time for verbal argument. I collected him, a kicking
-handful, bore him to the ladder, and pushed him through the
-opening. He uttered one of his devastating squeals. The sound
-seemed to encourage the workers outside like a trumpet-blast. The
-blows on the door redoubled.
-
-I climbed the ladder and shut the trap-door behind me.
-
-The air of the loft was close and musty and smelt of mildewed hay.
-It was not the sort of spot which one would have selected of one's
-own free will to sit in for any length of time. There was a rustling
-noise, and a rat scurried across the rickety floor, drawing a
-startled gasp from Audrey and a disgusted 'Oh, piffle!' from the
-Nugget. Whatever merits this final refuge might have as a stronghold,
-it was beyond question a noisome place.
-
-The beating on the stable-door was working up to a crescendo.
-Presently there came a crash that shook the floor on which we sat
-and sent our neighbours, the rats, scuttling to and fro in a
-perfect frenzy of perturbation. The light of the automobile lamp
-poured in through the numerous holes and chinks which the passage
-of time had made in the old boards. There was one large hole near
-the centre which produced a sort of searchlight effect, and
-allowed us for the first time to see what manner of place it was
-in which we had entrenched ourselves. The loft was high and
-spacious. The roof must have been some seven feet above our heads.
-I could stand upright without difficulty.
-
-In the proceedings beneath us there had come a lull. The mystery
-of our disappearance had not baffled the enemy for long, for almost
-immediately the rays of the lamp had shifted and begun to play on
-the trap-door. I heard somebody climb the ladder, and the trap-door
-creaked gently as a hand tested it. I had taken up a position beside
-it, ready, if the bolt gave way, to do what I could with the butt of
-my pistol, my only weapon. But the bolt, though rusty, was strong,
-and the man dropped to the ground again. Since then, except for
-occasional snatches of whispered conversation, I had heard nothing.
-
-Suddenly Sam's voice spoke.
-
-'Mr Burns!'
-
-I saw no advantage in remaining silent.
-
-'Well?'
-
-'Haven't you had enough of this? You've given us a mighty good run
-for our money, but you can see for yourself that you're through
-now. I'd hate like anything for you to get hurt. Pass the kid
-down, and we'll call it off.'
-
-He paused.
-
-'Well?' he said. 'Why don't you answer?'
-
-'I did.'
-
-'Did you? I didn't hear you.'
-
-'I smiled.'
-
-'You mean to stick it out? Don't be foolish, sonny. The boys here
-are mad enough at you already. What's the use of getting yourself
-in bad for nothing? We've got you in a pocket. I know all about that
-gun of yours, young fellow. I had a suspicion what had happened,
-and I've been into the house and found the shells you forgot to
-take with you. So, if you were thinking of making a bluff in that
-direction forget it!'
-
-The exposure had the effect I had anticipated.
-
-'Of all the chumps!' exclaimed the Nugget caustically. 'You ought
-to be in a home. Well, I guess you'll agree to end this foolishness
-now? Let's go down and get it over and have some peace. I'm getting
-pneumonia.'
-
-'You're quite right, Mr Fisher,' I said. 'But don't forget I still
-have the pistol, even if I haven't the shells. The first man who
-tries to come up here will have a headache tomorrow.'
-
-'I shouldn't bank on it, sonny. Come along, kiddo! You're done. Be
-good, and own it. We can't wait much longer.'
-
-'You'll have to try.'
-
-Buck's voice broke in on the discussion, quite unintelligible
-except that it was obviously wrathful.
-
-'Oh well!' I heard Sam say resignedly, and then there was silence
-again below.
-
-I resumed my watch over the trap-door, encouraged. This parleying,
-I thought, was an admission of failure on the part of the
-besiegers. I did not credit Sam with a real concern for my
-welfare--thereby doing him an injustice. I can see now that he
-spoke perfectly sincerely. The position, though I was unaware of
-it, really was hopeless, for the reason that, like most positions,
-it had a flank as well as a front. In estimating the possibilities
-of attack, I had figured assaults as coming only from below. I had
-omitted from my calculations the fact that the loft had a roof.
-
-It was a scraping on the tiles above my head that first brought
-the new danger-point to my notice. There followed the sound of
-heavy hammering, and with it came a sickening realization of the
-truth of what Sam had said. We were beaten.
-
-I was too paralysed by the unexpectedness of the attack to form
-any plan; and, indeed, I do not think that there was anything that
-I could have done. I was unarmed and helpless. I stood there,
-waiting for the inevitable.
-
-Affairs moved swiftly. Plaster rained down on to the wooden floor.
-I was vaguely aware that the Nugget was speaking, but I did not
-listen to him.
-
-A gap appeared in the roof and widened. I could hear the heavy
-breathing of the man as he wrenched at the tiles.
-
-And then the climax arrived, with anticlimax following so swiftly
-upon it that the two were almost simultaneous. I saw the worker on
-the roof cautiously poise himself in the opening, hunched up like
-some strange ape. The next moment he had sprung.
-
-As his feet touched the floor there came a rending, splintering
-crash; the air was filled with a choking dust, and he was gone.
-The old worn out boards had shaken under my tread. They had given
-way in complete ruin beneath this sharp onslaught. The rays of the
-lamp, which had filtered in like pencils of light through
-crevices, now shone in a great lake in the centre of the floor.
-
-In the stable below all was confusion. Everybody was speaking at
-once. The hero of the late disaster was groaning horribly, for
-which he certainly had good reason: I did not know the extent of
-his injuries, but a man does not do that sort of thing with
-impunity. The next of the strange happenings of the night now
-occurred.
-
-I had not been giving the Nugget a great deal of my attention for
-some time, other and more urgent matters occupying me.
-
-His action at this juncture, consequently, came as a complete and
-crushing surprise.
-
-I was edging my way cautiously towards the jagged hole in the
-centre of the floor, in the hope of seeing something of what was
-going on below, when from close beside me his voice screamed.
-'It's me, Ogden Ford. I'm coming!' and, without further warning,
-he ran to the hole, swung himself over, and dropped.
-
-Manna falling from the skies in the wilderness never received a
-more whole-hearted welcome. Howls and cheers and ear-splitting
-whoops filled the air. The babel of talk broke out again. Some
-exuberant person found expression of his joy in emptying his
-pistol at the ceiling, to my acute discomfort, the spot he had
-selected as a target chancing to be within a foot of where I
-stood. Then they moved off in a body, still cheering. The fight
-was over.
-
-I do not know how long it was before I spoke. It may have been
-some minutes. I was dazed with the swiftness with which the final
-stages of the drama had been played out. If I had given him more
-of my attention, I might have divined that Ogden had been waiting
-his opportunity to make some such move; but, as it was, the
-possibility had not even occurred to me, and I was stunned.
-
-In the distance I heard the automobile moving off down the drive.
-The sound roused me.
-
-'Well, we may as well go,' I said dully. I lit the candle and held
-it up. Audrey was standing against the wall, her face white and
-set.
-
-I raised the trap-door and followed her down the ladder.
-
-The rain had ceased, and the stars were shining. After the
-closeness of the loft, the clean wet air was delicious. For a
-moment we stopped, held by the peace and stillness of the night.
-
-Then, quite suddenly, she broke down.
-
-It was the unexpectedness of it that first threw me off my balance.
-In all the time I had known her, I had never before seen Audrey in
-tears. Always, in the past, she had borne the blows of fate with a
-stoical indifference which had alternately attracted and repelled
-me, according as my mood led me to think it courage or insensibility.
-In the old days, it had done much, this trait of hers, to rear a
-barrier between us. It had made her seem aloof and unapproachable.
-Subconsciously, I suppose, it had offended my egoism that she should
-be able to support herself in times of trouble, and not feel it
-necessary to lean on me.
-
-And now the barrier had fallen. The old independence, the almost
-aggressive self-reliance, had vanished. A new Audrey had revealed
-herself.
-
-She was sobbing helplessly, standing quite still, her arms hanging
-and her eyes staring blankly before her. There was something in
-her attitude so hopeless, so beaten, that the pathos of it seemed
-to cut me like a knife.
-
-'Audrey!'
-
-The stars glittered in the little pools among the worn flagstones.
-The night was very still. Only the steady drip of water from the
-trees broke the silence.
-
-A great wave of tenderness seemed to sweep from my mind everything
-in the world but her. Everything broke abruptly that had been
-checking me, stifling me, holding me gagged and bound since the
-night when our lives had come together again after those five long
-years. I forgot Cynthia, my promise, everything.
-
-'Audrey!'
-
-She was in my arms, clinging to me, murmuring my name. The
-darkness was about us like a cloud.
-
-And then she had slipped from me, and was gone.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 16
-
-
-In my recollections of that strange night there are wide gaps.
-Trivial incidents come back to me with extraordinary vividness;
-while there are hours of which I can remember nothing. What I did
-or where I went I cannot recall. It seems to me, looking back,
-that I walked without a pause till morning; yet, when day came, I
-was still in the school grounds. Perhaps I walked, as a wounded
-animal runs, in circles. I lost, I know, all count of time. I
-became aware of the dawn as something that had happened suddenly,
-as if light had succeeded darkness in a flash. It had been night;
-I looked about me, and it was day--a steely, cheerless day, like a
-December evening. And I found that I was very cold, very tired,
-and very miserable.
-
-My mind was like the morning, grey and overcast. Conscience may be
-expelled, but, like Nature, it will return. Mine, which I had cast
-from me, had crept back with the daylight. I had had my hour of
-freedom, and it was now for me to pay for it.
-
-I paid in full. My thoughts tore me. I could see no way out.
-Through the night the fever and exhilaration of that mad moment
-had sustained me, but now the morning had come, when dreams must
-yield to facts, and I had to face the future.
-
-I sat on the stump of a tree, and buried my face in my hands. I
-must have fallen asleep, for, when I raised my eyes again, the day
-was brighter. Its cheerlessness had gone. The sky was blue, and
-birds were singing.
-
-It must have been about half an hour later that the first
-beginnings of a plan of action came to me. I could not trust
-myself to reason out my position clearly and honestly in this
-place where Audrey's spell was over everything. The part of me
-that was struggling to be loyal to Cynthia was overwhelmed here.
-London called to me. I could think there, face my position
-quietly, and make up my mind.
-
-I turned to walk to the station. I could not guess even remotely
-what time it was. The sun was shining through the trees, but in
-the road outside the grounds there were no signs of workers
-beginning the day.
-
-It was half past five when I reached the station. A sleepy porter
-informed me that there would be a train to London, a slow train,
-at six.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I remained in London two days, and on the third went down to Sanstead
-to see Audrey for the last time. I had made my decision.
-
-I found her on the drive, close by the gate. She turned at my
-footstep on the gravel; and, as I saw her, I knew that the fight
-which I had thought over was only beginning.
-
-I was shocked at her appearance. Her face was very pale, and there
-were tired lines about her eyes.
-
-I could not speak. Something choked me. Once again, as on that
-night in the stable-yard, the world and all that was in it seemed
-infinitely remote.
-
-It was she who broke the silence.
-
-'Well, Peter,' she said listlessly.
-
-We walked up the drive together.
-
-'Have you been to London?'
-
-'Yes. I came down this morning.' I paused. 'I went there to
-think,' I said.
-
-She nodded.
-
-'I have been thinking, too.'
-
-I stopped, and began to hollow out a groove in the wet gravel with
-my heel. Words were not coming readily.
-
-Suddenly she found speech. She spoke quickly, but her voice was
-dull and lifeless.
-
-'Let us forget what has happened, Peter. We were neither of us
-ourselves. I was tired and frightened and disappointed. You were
-sorry for me just at the moment, and your nerves were strained,
-like mine. It was all nothing. Let us forget it.'
-
-I shook my head.
-
-'No,' I said. 'It was not that. I can't let you even pretend you
-think that was all. I love you. I always have loved you, though I
-did not know how much till you had gone away. After a time, I
-thought I had got over it. But when I met you again down here, I
-knew that I had not, and never should. I came back to say good-bye,
-but I shall always love you. It is my punishment for being the sort
-of man I was five years ago.'
-
-'And mine for being the sort of woman I was five years ago.' She
-laughed bitterly. 'Woman! I was just a little fool, a sulky child.
-My punishment is going to be worse than yours, Peter. You will not
-be always thinking that you had the happiness of two lives in your
-hands, and threw it away because you had not the sense to hold
-it.'
-
-'It is just that that I shall always be thinking. What happened
-five years ago was my fault, Audrey, and nobody's but mine. I
-don't think that, even when the loss of you hurt most, I ever
-blamed you for going away. You had made me see myself as I was,
-and I knew that you had done the right thing. I was selfish,
-patronizing--I was insufferable. It was I who threw away our
-happiness. You put it in a sentence that first day here, when you
-said that I had been kind--sometimes--when I happened to think of
-it. That summed me up. You have nothing to reproach yourself for.
-I think we have not had the best of luck; but all the blame is
-mine.'
-
-A flush came into her pale face.
-
-'I remember saying that. I said it because I was afraid of myself.
-I was shaken by meeting you again. I thought you must be hating
-me--you had every reason to hate me, and you spoke as if you
-did--and I did not want to show you what you were to me. It wasn't
-true, Peter. Five years ago I may have thought it, but not now. I
-have grown to understand the realities by this time. I have been
-through too much to have any false ideas left. I have had some
-chance to compare men, and I realize that they are not all kind,
-Peter, even sometimes, when they happen to think of it.'
-
-'Audrey,' I said--I had never found myself able to ask the
-question before--'was--was--he--was Sheridan kind to you?'
-
-She did not speak for a moment, and I thought she was resenting
-the question.
-
-'No!' she said abruptly.
-
-She shot out the monosyllable with a force that startled and
-silenced me. There was a whole history of unhappiness in the word.
-
-'No,' she said again, after a pause, more gently this time. I
-understood. She was speaking of a dead man.
-
-'I can't talk about him,' she went on hurriedly. 'I expect most of
-it was my fault. I was unhappy because he was not you, and he saw
-that I was unhappy and hated me for it. We had nothing in common.
-It was just a piece of sheer madness, our marriage. He swept me
-off my feet. I never had a great deal of sense, and I lost it all
-then. I was far happier when he had left me.'
-
-'Left you?'
-
-'He deserted me almost directly we reached America.' She laughed.
-'I told you I had grown to understand the realities. I began
-then.'
-
-I was horrified. For the first time I realized vividly all that
-she had gone through. When she had spoken to me before of her
-struggles that evening over the study fire, I had supposed that
-they had begun only after her husband's death, and that her life
-with him had in some measure trained her for the fight. That she
-should have been pitched into the arena, a mere child, with no
-experience of life, appalled me. And, as she spoke, there came to
-me the knowledge that now I could never do what I had come to do.
-I could not give her up. She needed me. I tried not to think of
-Cynthia.
-
-I took her hand.
-
-'Audrey,' I said, 'I came here to say good-bye. I can't. I want
-you. Nothing matters except you. I won't give you up.'
-
-'It's too late,' she said, with a little catch in her voice. 'You
-are engaged to Mrs Ford.'
-
-'I am engaged, but not to Mrs Ford. I am engaged to someone you
-have never met--Cynthia Drassilis.'
-
-She pulled her hand away quickly, wide-eyed, and for some moments
-was silent.
-
-'Do you love her?' she asked at last.
-
-'No.'
-
-'Does she love you?'
-
-Cynthia's letter rose before my eyes, that letter that could have
-had no meaning, but one.
-
-'I am afraid she does,' I said.
-
-She looked at me steadily. Her face was very pale.
-
-'You must marry her, Peter.'
-
-I shook my head.
-
-'You must. She believes in you.'
-
-'I can't. I want you. And you need me. Can you deny that you need
-me?'
-
-'No.'
-
-She said it quite simply, without emotion. I moved towards her,
-thrilling, but she stepped back.
-
-'She needs you too,' she said.
-
-A dull despair was creeping over me. I was weighed down by a
-premonition of failure. I had fought my conscience, my sense of
-duty and honour, and crushed them. She was raising them up against
-me once more. My self-control broke down.
-
-'Audrey,' I cried, 'for God's sake can't you see what you're
-doing? We have been given a second chance. Our happiness is in
-your hands again, and you are throwing it away. Why should we make
-ourselves wretched for the whole of our lives? What does anything
-else matter except that we love each other? Why should we let
-anything stand in our way? I won't give you up.'
-
-She did not answer. Her eyes were fixed on the ground. Hope began
-to revive in me, telling me that I had persuaded her. But when she
-looked up it was with the same steady gaze, and my heart sank
-again.
-
-'Peter,' she said, 'I want to tell you something. It will make you
-understand, I think. I haven't been honest, Peter. I have not
-fought fairly. All these weeks, ever since we met, I have been
-trying to steal you. It's the only word. I have tried every little
-miserable trick I could think of to steal you from the girl you
-had promised to marry. And she wasn't here to fight for herself. I
-didn't think of her. I was wrapped up in my own selfishness. And
-then, after that night, when you had gone away, I thought it all
-out. I had a sort of awakening. I saw the part I had been playing.
-Even then I tried to persuade myself that I had done something
-rather fine. I thought, you see, at that time that you were
-infatuated with Mrs Ford--and I know Mrs Ford. If she is capable
-of loving any man, she loves Mr Ford, though they are divorced. I
-knew she would only make you unhappy. I told myself I was saving
-you. Then you told me it was not Mrs Ford, but this girl. That
-altered everything. Don't you see that I can't let you give her up
-now? You would despise me. I shouldn't feel clean. I should feel
-as if I had stabbed her in the back.'
-
-I forced a laugh. It rang hollow against the barrier that
-separated us. In my heart I knew that this barrier was not to be
-laughed away.
-
-'Can't you see, Peter? You must see.'
-
-'I certainly don't. I think you're overstrained, and that you have
-let your imagination run away with you. I--'
-
-She interrupted me.
-
-'Do you remember that evening in the study?' she asked abruptly.
-'We had been talking. I had been telling you how I had lived
-during those five years.'
-
-'I remember.'
-
-'Every word I spoke was spoken with an object--calculated.... Yes,
-even the pauses. I tried to make _them_ tell, too. I knew
-you, you see, Peter. I knew you through and through, because I
-loved you, and I knew the effect those tales would have on you.
-Oh, they were all true. I was honest as far as that goes. But they
-had the mean motive at the back of them. I was playing on your
-feelings. I knew how kind you were, how you would pity me. I set
-myself to create an image which would stay in your mind and kill
-the memory of the other girl; the image of a poor, ill-treated
-little creature who should work through to your heart by way of
-your compassion. I knew you, Peter, I knew you. And then I did a
-meaner thing still. I pretended to stumble in the dark. I meant
-you to catch me and hold me, and you did. And ...'
-
-Her voice broke off.
-
-'I'm glad I have told you,' she said. 'It makes it a little
-better. You understand now how I feel, don't you?'
-
-She held out her hand.
-
-'Good-bye.'
-
-'I am not going to give you up,' I said doggedly.
-
-'Good-bye,' she said again. Her voice was a whisper.
-
-I took her hand and began to draw her towards me.
-
-'It is not good-bye. There is no one else in the world but you,
-and I am not going to give you up.'
-
-'Peter!' she struggled feebly. 'Oh, let me go.'
-
-I drew her nearer.
-
-'I won't let you go,' I said.
-
-But, as I spoke, there came the sound of automobile wheels on the
-gravel. A large red car was coming up the drive. I dropped
-Audrey's hand, and she stepped back and was lost in the shrubbery.
-The car slowed down and stopped beside me. There were two women in
-the tonneau. One, who was dark and handsome, I did not know. The
-other was Mrs Drassilis.
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 17
-
-
-I was given no leisure for wondering how Cynthia's mother came to
-be in the grounds of Sanstead House, for her companion, almost
-before the car had stopped, jumped out and clutched me by the arm,
-at the same time uttering this cryptic speech: 'Whatever he offers
-I'll double!'
-
-She fixed me, as she spoke, with a commanding eye. She was a woman,
-I gathered in that instant, born to command. There seemed, at any
-rate, no doubt in her mind that she could command me. If I had
-been a black beetle she could not have looked at me with a more
-scornful superiority. Her eyes were very large and of a rich, fiery
-brown colour, and it was these that gave me my first suspicion of
-her identity. As to the meaning of her words, however, I had no clue.
-
-'Bear that in mind,' she went on. 'I'll double it if it's a
-million dollars.'
-
-'I'm afraid I don't understand,' I said, finding speech.
-
-She clicked her tongue impatiently.
-
-'There's no need to be so cautious and mysterious. This lady is a
-friend of mine. She knows all about it. I asked her to come. I'm
-Mrs Elmer Ford. I came here directly I got your letter. I think
-you're the lowest sort of scoundrel that ever managed to keep out
-of gaol, but that needn't make any difference just now. We're here
-to talk business, Mr Fisher, so we may as well begin.'
-
-I was getting tired of being taken for Smooth Sam.
-
-'I am not Smooth Sam Fisher.'
-
-I turned to the automobile. 'Will you identify me, Mrs Drassilis?'
-
-She was regarding me with wide-open eyes.
-
-'What on earth are you doing down here? I have been trying
-everywhere to find you, but nobody--'
-
-Mrs Ford interrupted her. She gave me the impression of being a
-woman who wanted a good deal of the conversation, and who did not
-care how she got it. In a conversational sense she thugged Mrs
-Drassilis at this point, or rather she swept over her like some
-tidal wave, blotting her out.
-
-'Oh,' she said fixing her brown eyes, less scornful now but still
-imperious, on mine. 'I must apologize. I have made a mistake. I
-took you for a low villain of the name of Sam Fisher. I hope you
-will forgive me. I was to have met him at this exact spot just
-about this time, by appointment, so, seeing you here, I mistook
-you for him.'
-
-'If I might have a word with you alone?' I said.
-
-Mrs Ford had a short way with people. In matters concerning her
-own wishes, she took their acquiescence for granted.
-
-'Drive on up to the house, Jarvis,' she said, and Mrs Drassilis
-was whirled away round the curve of the drive before she knew what
-had happened to her.
-
-'Well?'
-
-'My name is Burns,' I said.
-
-'Now I understand,' she said. 'I know who you are now.' She
-paused, and I was expecting her to fawn upon me for my gallant
-service in her cause, when she resumed in quite a different
-strain.
-
-'I can't think what you can have been about, Mr Burns, not to have
-been able to do what Cynthia asked you. Surely in all these weeks
-and months.... And then, after all, to have let this Fisher
-scoundrel steal him away from under your nose...!'
-
-She gave me a fleeting glance of unfathomable scorn. And when I
-thought of all the sufferings I had gone through that term owing
-to her repulsive son and, indirectly, for her sake, I felt that
-the time had come to speak out.
-
-'May I describe the way in which I allowed your son to be stolen
-away from under my nose?' I said. And in well-chosen words, I
-sketched the outline of what had happened. I did not omit to lay
-stress on the fact that the Nugget's departure with the enemy was
-entirely voluntary.
-
-She heard me out in silence.
-
-'That was too bad of Oggie,' she said tolerantly, when I had
-ceased dramatically on the climax of my tale.
-
-As a comment it seemed to me inadequate.
-
-'Oggie was always high-spirited,' she went on. 'No doubt you have
-noticed that?'
-
-'A little.'
-
-'He could be led, but never driven. With the best intentions, no
-doubt, you refused to allow him to leave the stables that night
-and return to the house, and he resented the check and took the
-matter into his own hands.' She broke off and looked at her watch.
-'Have you a watch? What time is it? Only that? I thought it must
-be later. I arrived too soon. I got a letter from this man Fisher,
-naming this spot and this hour for a meeting, when we could
-discuss terms. He said that he had written to Mr Ford, appointing
-the same time.' She frowned. 'I have no doubt he will come,' she
-said coldly.
-
-'Perhaps this is his car,' I said.
-
-A second automobile was whirring up the drive. There was a shout
-as it came within sight of us, and the chauffeur put on the brake.
-A man sprang from the tonneau. He jerked a word to the chauffeur,
-and the car went on up the drive.
-
-He was a massively built man of middle age, with powerful shoulders,
-and a face--when he had removed his motor-goggles very like any one
-of half a dozen of those Roman emperors whose features have come
-down to us on coins and statues, square-jawed, clean-shaven, and
-aggressive. Like his late wife (who was now standing, drawn up to
-her full height, staring haughtily at him) he had the air of one
-born to command. I should imagine that the married life of these
-two must have been something more of a battle even than most married
-lives. The clashing of those wills must have smacked of a collision
-between the immovable mass and the irresistible force.
-
-He met Mrs Ford's stare with one equally militant, then turned to
-me.
-
-'I'll give you double what she has offered you,' he said. He
-paused, and eyed me with loathing. 'You damned scoundrel,' he
-added.
-
-Custom ought to have rendered me immune to irritation, but it had
-not. I spoke my mind.
-
-'One of these days, Mr Ford,' I said, 'I am going to publish a
-directory of the names and addresses of the people who have
-mistaken me for Smooth Sam Fisher. I am not Sam Fisher. Can you
-grasp that? My name is Peter Burns, and for the past term I have
-been a master at this school. And I may say that, judging from
-what I know of the little brute, any one who kidnapped your son as
-long as two days ago will be so anxious by now to get rid of him
-that he will probably want to pay you for taking him back.'
-
-My words almost had the effect of bringing this divorced couple
-together again. They made common cause against me. It was probably
-the first time in years that they had formed even a temporary
-alliance.
-
-'How dare you talk like that!' said Mrs Ford. 'Oggie is a sweet
-boy in every respect.'
-
-'You're perfectly right, Nesta,' said Mr Ford. 'He may want
-intelligent handling, but he's a mighty fine boy. I shall make
-inquiries, and if this man has been ill-treating Ogden, I shall
-complain to Mr Abney. Where the devil is this man Fisher?' he
-broke off abruptly.
-
-'On the spot,' said an affable voice. The bushes behind me parted,
-and Smooth Sam stepped out on to the gravel.
-
-I had recognized him by his voice. I certainly should not have
-done so by his appearance. He had taken the precaution of 'making
-up' for this important meeting. A white wig of indescribable
-respectability peeped out beneath his black hat. His eyes twinkled
-from under two penthouses of white eyebrows. A white moustache
-covered his mouth. He was venerable to a degree.
-
-He nodded to me, and bared his white head gallantly to Mrs Ford.
-
-'No worse for our little outing, Mr Burns, I am glad to see. Mrs
-Ford, I must apologize for my apparent unpunctuality, but I was
-not really behind time. I have been waiting in the bushes. I
-thought it just possible that you might have brought unwelcome
-members of the police force with you, and I have been scouting, as
-it were, before making my advance. I see, however, that all is
-well, and we can come at once to business. May I say, before we
-begin, that I overheard your recent conversation, and that I
-entirely disagree with Mr Burns. Master Ford is a charming boy.
-Already I feel like an elder brother to him. I am loath to part
-with him.'
-
-'How much?' snapped Mr Ford. 'You've got me. How much do you
-want?'
-
-'I'll give you double what he offers,' cried Mrs Ford.
-
-Sam held up his hand, his old pontifical manner intensified by the
-white wig.
-
-'May I speak? Thank you. This is a little embarrassing. When I
-asked you both to meet me here, it was not for the purpose of
-holding an auction. I had a straight-forward business proposition
-to make to you. It will necessitate a certain amount of plain and
-somewhat personal speaking. May I proceed? Thank you. I will be as
-brief as possible.'
-
-His eloquence appeared to have had a soothing effect on the two
-Fords. They remained silent.
-
-'You must understand,' said Sam, 'that I am speaking as an expert.
-I have been in the kidnapping business many years, and I know what
-I am talking about. And I tell you that the moment you two got
-your divorce, you said good-bye to all peace and quiet. Bless
-you'--Sam's manner became fatherly--'I've seen it a hundred
-times. Couple get divorced, and, if there's a child, what happens?
-They start in playing battledore-and-shuttlecock with him. Wife
-sneaks him from husband. Husband sneaks him back from wife. After
-a while along comes a gentleman in my line of business, a
-professional at the game, and he puts one across on both the
-amateurs. He takes advantage of the confusion, slips in, and gets
-away with the kid. That's what has happened here, and I'm going to
-show you the way to stop it another time. Now I'll make you a
-proposition. What you want to do'--I have never heard anything so
-soothing, so suggestive of the old family friend healing an
-unfortunate breach, as Sam's voice at this juncture--'what you
-want to do is to get together again right quick. Never mind the
-past. Let bygones be bygones. Kiss and be friends.'
-
-A snort from Mr Ford checked him for a moment, but he resumed.
-
-'I guess there were faults on both sides. Get together and talk it
-over. And when you've agreed to call the fight off and start fair
-again, that's where I come in. Mr Burns here will tell you, if you
-ask him, that I'm anxious to quit this business and marry and
-settle down. Well, see here. What you want to do is to give me a
-salary--we can talk figures later on--to stay by you and watch
-over the kid. Don't snort--I'm talking plain sense. You'd a sight
-better have me with you than against you. Set a thief to catch a
-thief. What I don't know about the fine points of the game isn't
-worth knowing. I'll guarantee, if you put me in charge, to see
-that nobody comes within a hundred miles of the kid unless he has
-an order-to-view. You'll find I earn every penny of that salary ...
-Mr Burns and I will now take a turn up the drive while you think
-it over.'
-
-He linked his arm in mine and drew me away. As we turned the
-corner of the drive I caught a glimpse over my shoulder of the
-Little Nugget's parents. They were standing where we had left
-them, as if Sam's eloquence had rooted them to the spot.
-
-'Well, well, well, young man,' said Sam, eyeing me affectionately,
-'it's pleasant to meet you again, under happier conditions than
-last time. You certainly have all the luck, sonny, or you would
-have been badly hurt that night. I was getting scared how the
-thing would end. Buck's a plain roughneck, and his gang are as bad
-as he is, and they had got mighty sore at you, mighty sore. If
-they had grabbed you, there's no knowing what might not have
-happened. However, all's well that ends well, and this little game
-has surely had the happy ending. I shall get that job, sonny. Old
-man Ford isn't a fool, and it won't take him long, when he gets to
-thinking it over, to see that I'm right. He'll hire me.'
-
-'Aren't you rather reckoning without your partner?' I said. 'Where
-does Buck MacGinnis come in on the deal?'
-
-Sam patted my shoulder paternally.
-
-'He doesn't, sonny, he doesn't. It was a shame to do it--it was
-like taking candy from a kid--but business is business, and I was
-reluctantly compelled to double-cross poor old Buck. I sneaked the
-Nugget away from him next day. It's not worth talking about; it
-was too easy. Buck's all right in a rough-and-tumble, but when it
-comes to brains he gets left, and so he'll go on through life,
-poor fellow. I hate to think of it.'
-
-He sighed. Buck's misfortunes seemed to move him deeply.
-
-'I shouldn't be surprised if he gave up the profession after this.
-He has had enough to discourage him. I told you about what
-happened to him that night, didn't I? No? I thought I did. Why,
-Buck was the guy who did the Steve Brodie through the roof; and,
-when we picked him up, we found he'd broken his leg again! Isn't
-that enough to jar a man? I guess he'll retire from the business
-after that. He isn't intended for it.'
-
-We were approaching the two automobiles now, and, looking back, I
-saw Mr and Mrs Ford walking up the drive. Sam followed my gaze,
-and I heard him chuckle.
-
-'It's all right,' he said. 'They've fixed it up. Something in the
-way they're walking tells me they've fixed it up.'
-
-Mrs Drassilis was still sitting in the red automobile, looking
-piqued but resigned. Mrs Ford addressed her.
-
-'I shall have to leave you, Mrs Drassilis,' she said. 'Tell Jarvis
-to drive you wherever you want to go. I am going with my husband
-to see my boy Oggie.'
-
-She stretched out a hand towards the millionaire. He caught it in
-his, and they stood there, smiling foolishly at each other, while
-Sam, almost purring, brooded over them like a stout fairy queen.
-The two chauffeurs looked on woodenly.
-
-Mr Ford released his wife's hand and turned to Sam.
-
-'Fisher.'
-
-'Sir?'
-
-'I've been considering your proposition. There's a string tied to
-it.'
-
-'Oh no, sir, I assure you!'
-
-'There is. What guarantee have I that you won't double-cross me?'
-
-Sam smiled, relieved.
-
-'You forget that I told you I was about to be married, sir. My
-wife won't let me!'
-
-Mr Ford waved his hand towards the automobile.
-
-'Jump in,' he said briefly, 'and tell him where to drive to.
-You're engaged!'
-
-
-
-
-Chapter 18
-
-
-'No manners!' said Mrs Drassilis. 'None whatever. I always said
-so.'
-
-She spoke bitterly. She was following the automobile with an
-offended eye as it moved down the drive.
-
-The car rounded the corner. Sam turned and waved a farewell. Mr
-and Mrs Ford, seated close together in the tonneau, did not even
-look round.
-
-Mrs Drassilis sniffed disgustedly.
-
-'She's a friend of Cynthia's. Cynthia asked me to come down here
-with her to see you. I came, to oblige her. And now, without a
-word of apology, she leaves me stranded. She has no manners
-whatever.'
-
-I offered no defence of the absent one. The verdict more or less
-squared with my own opinion.
-
-'Is Cynthia back in England?' I asked, to change the subject.
-
-'The yacht got back yesterday. Peter, I have something of the
-utmost importance to speak to you about.' She glanced at Jarvis
-the chauffeur, leaning back in his seat with the air, peculiar to
-chauffeurs in repose, of being stuffed. 'Walk down the drive with
-me.'
-
-I helped her out of the car, and we set off in silence. There was
-a suppressed excitement in my companion's manner which interested
-me, and something furtive which brought back all my old dislike of
-her. I could not imagine what she could have to say to me that had
-brought her all these miles.
-
-'How _do_ you come to be down here?' she said. 'When Cynthia
-told me you were here, I could hardly believe her. Why are you a
-master at this school? I cannot understand it!'
-
-'What did you want to see me about?' I asked.
-
-She hesitated. It was always an effort for her to be direct. Now,
-apparently, the effort was too great. The next moment she had
-rambled off on some tortuous bypath of her own, which, though it
-presumably led in the end to her destination, was evidently a long
-way round.
-
-'I have known you for so many years now, Peter, and I don't know of
-anybody whose character I admire more. You are so generous--quixotic
-in fact. You are one of the few really unselfish men I have ever
-met. You are always thinking of other people. Whatever it cost you,
-I know you would not hesitate to give up anything if you felt that
-it was for someone else's happiness. I do admire you so for it.
-One meets so few young men nowadays who consider anybody except
-themselves.'
-
-She paused, either for breath or for fresh ideas, and I took
-advantage of the lull in the rain of bouquets to repeat my
-question.
-
-'What _did_ you want to see me about?' I asked patiently.
-
-'About Cynthia. She asked me to see you.'
-
-'Oh!'
-
-'You got a letter from her.'
-
-'Yes.'
-
-'Last night, when she came home, she told me about it, and showed
-me your answer. It was a beautiful letter, Peter. I'm sure I cried
-when I read it. And Cynthia did, I feel certain. Of course, to a
-girl of her character that letter was final. She is so loyal, dear
-child.'
-
-'I don't understand.'
-
-As Sam would have said, she seemed to be speaking; words appeared
-to be fluttering from her; but her meaning was beyond me.
-
-'Once she has given her promise, I am sure nothing would induce
-her to break it, whatever her private feelings. She is so loyal.
-She has such character.'
-
-'Would you mind being a little clearer?' I said sharply. 'I really
-don't understand what it is you are trying to tell me. What do you
-mean about loyalty and character? I don't understand.'
-
-She was not to be hustled from her bypath. She had chosen her
-route, and she meant to travel by it, ignoring short-cuts.
-
-'To Cynthia, as I say, it was final. She simply could not see that
-the matter was not irrevocably settled. I thought it so fine of
-her. But I am her mother, and it was my duty not to give in and
-accept the situation as inevitable while there was anything I
-could do for her happiness. I knew your chivalrous, unselfish
-nature, Peter. I could speak to you as Cynthia could not. I could
-appeal to your generosity in a way impossible, of course, for her.
-I could put the whole facts of the case clearly before you.'
-
-I snatched at the words.
-
-'I wish you would. What are they?'
-
-She rambled off again.
-
-'She has such a rigid sense of duty. There is no arguing with her.
-I told her that, if you knew, you would not dream of standing in
-her way. You are so generous, such a true friend, that your only
-thought would be for her. If her happiness depended on your
-releasing her from her promise, you would not think of yourself.
-So in the end I took matters into my own hands and came to see
-you. I am truly sorry for you, dear Peter, but to me Cynthia's
-happiness, of course, must come before everything. You do
-understand, don't you?'
-
-Gradually, as she was speaking, I had begun to grasp hesitatingly
-at her meaning, hesitatingly, because the first hint of it had
-stirred me to such a whirl of hope that I feared to risk the shock
-of finding that, after all, I had been mistaken. If I were
-right--and surely she could mean nothing else--I was free, free
-with honour. But I could not live on hints. I must hear this thing
-in words.
-
-'Has--has Cynthia--' I stopped, to steady my voice. 'Has Cynthia
-found--' I stopped again. I was finding it absurdly difficult to
-frame my sentence. 'Is there someone else?' I concluded with a
-rush.
-
-Mrs Drassilis patted my arm sympathetically.
-
-'Be brave, Peter!'
-
-'There is?'
-
-'Yes.'
-
-The trees, the drive, the turf, the sky, the birds, the house, the
-automobile, and Jarvis, the stuffed chauffeur, leaped together for
-an instant in one whirling, dancing mass of which I was the
-centre. And then, out of the chaos, as it separated itself once
-more into its component parts, I heard my voice saying, 'Tell me.'
-
-The world was itself again, and I was listening quietly and with a
-mild interest which, try as I would, I could not make any
-stronger. I had exhausted my emotion on the essential fact: the
-details were an anticlimax.
-
-'I liked him directly I saw him,' said Mrs Drassilis. 'And, of
-course, as he was such a friend of yours, we naturally--'
-
-'A friend of mine?'
-
-'I am speaking of Lord Mountry.'
-
-'Mountry? What about him?' Light flooded in on my numbed brain.
-'You don't mean--Is it Lord Mountry?'
-
-My manner must have misled her. She stammered in her eagerness to
-dispel what she took to be my misapprehension.
-
-'Don't think that he acted in anything but the most honourable
-manner. Nothing could be farther from the truth. He knew nothing
-of Cynthia's engagement to you. She told him when he asked her to
-marry him, and he--as a matter of fact, it was he who insisted on
-dear Cynthia writing that letter to you.'
-
-She stopped, apparently staggered by this excursion into honesty.
-
-'Well?'
-
-'In fact, he dictated it.'
-
-'Oh!'
-
-'Unfortunately, it was quite the wrong sort of letter. It was the
-very opposite of clear. It can have given you no inkling of the
-real state of affairs.'
-
-'It certainly did not.'
-
-'He would not allow her to alter it in any way. He is very
-obstinate at times, like so many shy men. And when your answer
-came, you see, things were worse than before.'
-
-'I suppose so.'
-
-'I could see last night how unhappy they both were. And when
-Cynthia suggested it, I agreed at once to come to you and tell you
-everything.'
-
-She looked at me anxiously. From her point of view, this was the
-climax, the supreme moment. She hesitated. I seemed to see her
-marshalling her forces, the telling sentences, the persuasive
-adjectives; rallying them together for the grand assault.
-
-But through the trees I caught a glimpse of Audrey, walking on the
-lawn; and the assault was never made.
-
-'I will write to Cynthia tonight,' I said, 'wishing her
-happiness.'
-
-'Oh, Peter!' said Mrs Drassilis.
-
-'Don't mention it,' said I.
-
-Doubts appeared to mar her perfect contentment.
-
-'You are sure you can convince her?'
-
-'Convince her?'
-
-'And--er--Lord Mountry. He is so determined not to do
-anything--er--what he would call unsportsmanlike.'
-
-'Perhaps I had better tell her I am going to marry some one else,'
-I suggested.
-
-'I think that would be an excellent idea,' she said, brightening
-visibly. 'How clever of you to have thought of it.'
-
-She permitted herself a truism.
-
-'After all, dear Peter, there are plenty of nice girls in the
-world. You have only to look for them.'
-
-'You're perfectly right,' I said. 'I'll start at once.'
-
-A gleam of white caught my eye through the trees by the lawn. I
-moved towards it.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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