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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Subject to Vanity, by Margaret Benson
-
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-Title: Subject to Vanity
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-Author: Margaret Benson
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-
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SUBJECT TO VANITY ***
-
-
-
-
-
-SUBJECT TO VANITY
-
-
-Τῇ γὰρ ματαιότητι ἡ κτίσις ὑπετάγη, οὐχ ἑκοῡσα ἀλλὰ διὰ τὸν
-ὑποτάξαντα, ἐπ’ ἐλπίδι ὅτι καὶ αὐτὴ ἡ κτίσις ἐλευθερωθήσεται ἀπὸ τῆς
-δουλείας τῆς φθορᾶς εἰς τὴν ἐλευθερίαν τῆς δόξης τῶν τέκνων τοῦ θεοῦ.
-
-
-
-
- SUBJECT TO VANITY
-
- BY
- MARGARET BENSON
-
- _WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY THE AUTHOR_
-
- NEW YORK
- DODD, MEAD, & COMPANY
- 1895
-
-
-
-
- TO
- OUR BETH
-
- IN LOVE AND GRATITUDE
- FOR
- LIFELONG LOVE
- AND CARE
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- I. APOLOGIA PRO FELE MEA 9
-
- II. CLANDESTINE CORRESPONDENCE 31
-
- III. IN THE BOSOM OF THE FAMILY 41
-
- IV. CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE 51
-
- V. THE DESERTED LOVER 65
-
- VI. JACK 75
-
- VII. A REGULAR FLIRT 89
-
- VIII. A FAITHFUL FRIEND 97
-
- IX. KIDS OF THE GOATS 111
-
- X. COMMUNITY LIFE 123
-
- XI. FINISHED SOLOMON 135
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-I
-
-APOLOGIA PRO FELE MEA
-
-
-Why were cats created? I do not mean this as a sceptical question,
-doubtful of any end in their creation; no answer about adaptation and
-environment would be adequate, nor any statement of specific use. For
-with all the higher animals--that is to say, with all the animals one
-intimately knows--there is some beauty of intelligence, physique, or
-character which renders them, as one must necessarily believe they
-are, ends in themselves, not only means to the perfection of our very
-egotistic species. The dog, for instance, has at anyrate moral beauty,
-and the stag physical; but the cat, who so often loses her physical
-beauty after the first year of her life, and who slinks about with a
-weight of strange and secret care on her shoulders, what has she? Who
-ever knew a cat of really fine character, and yet why otherwise do they
-suffer such bitter experience? Not experience merely of pans and pots
-and cat-hunts, which only touch the physical cat; but of the real,
-keen, emotional suffering of the moral cat, fierce pangs of envy, and
-the burden of alienated affection? I think cats must be meant to be
-good rather than beautiful.
-
-When Persis walked out of her travelling-basket, I thought that I
-had never seen so pretty a kitten. She was about as long as she was
-high, and as broad as she was long; her coat was of grey--or as this
-particular shade is called blue--and white, soft, long hair; and she
-had olive-yellow eyes. She would not have much to say to me just then;
-but when I came into the room, where she had been shut up in the
-evening, and saw the little, upright figure sitting on the table beside
-a lighted candle, which my nurse had set there in case she should feel
-lonely and unhappy in the dark, after a moment’s contemplation--for
-Persis is shortsighted--she jumped down and rushed to meet me.
-
-She is very well-bred; of course her white is a mistake--she ought
-to be blue all over; but she has all the other signs of good
-breeding--long silky tufts in the inside of her paws; ears so
-beautifully feathered that all other cats’ ears look distressingly
-naked; a little, dark smudge on her pink nose, to show that she knew it
-ought to have been black; and now she is full grown, the most beautiful
-tail I have ever seen--“like a squirrel,” children say.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-She was not called Persis at first, but Hafiz. The popular rendering of
-that as “Uffiz” was not very pretty; and while the salutation to “the
-beloved Persis” was being read in the second lesson one Sunday morning,
-it suddenly struck me that Persis would be a very nice and appropriate
-name for a Persian cat, and the name “took.”
-
-Her manners mostly were charming, and with gracefulness like a
-well-born lady she would stretch one hand from her basket to greet one
-coming into the room. She was very affectionate; she would put her arms
-round my neck in a way I have never known any other cat do, not even
-her children. Like most other Persian cats, she would kiss me and lick
-my hand. She had, I will confess, one rude trick: when she was in a
-larky condition in the twilight, if she caught my eye, she would run,
-with her head turned round and the side of her face on the ground, all
-about the room, ending up by coming quite close to me, and jumping and
-clawing in the air. The position was ludicrous, her head twisted round,
-and her eyes fixed on mine so that she could not see what was in front
-of her, and ran sometimes into legs of tables and chairs; her nerves,
-too, in such a tense condition that if one startled her she would jump
-high into the air, and then flee into a corner. She always reminded one
-of the way in which a cockney street-boy makes faces if you catch his
-eye.
-
-She was not always amiable, the one defect in her character was that
-she was liable to “strange fits of passion,” and would pass from play
-to anger on occasion without the slightest warning.
-
-She is the fiercest cat towards other animals that I have ever seen.
-While she was yet a tiny kitten, I brought up a large semi-Persian
-Tom cat to paint. The tiny kitten chased this big creature round and
-round the room; if he got under a chair, she got on it, and reached
-down a little menacing white paw to slap his face. He submitted meekly,
-until, in order to see what would happen at close quarters, I brought
-her quite near to him. She spit and swore at him, but thus brought to
-bay he knocked her over with a sounding box on each ear, and she fled
-under the table, where, with a tiny drop of blood on her face, she
-bemoaned herself and appealed for sympathy, the picture of a helpless,
-injured child. As for the other cat, once roused he went on growling
-and spitting all morning.
-
-The only small quadruped I ever knew Persis not want to fight was a
-rabbit. Some children on the place had a tame rabbit which was very
-fond of cats. One day she met him out of doors. He saw her and came
-running to play with her; she looked with a horrified face for a
-moment then turned and fled; she must have thought him a deformed sort
-of cat; much as if children met a human being with huge pendent ears
-and an uncouth way of walking who wanted to come and play with them.
-
-Persis was very musical. If one whistled to her she would come from any
-part of the room, creep up as near to one’s face as she could, purr
-loudly, lick one’s face in growing rapture; then, if the whistling
-continued, she got over-excited, and had to manifest excessive pleasure
-by biting. I am determined to tell a story which no one will believe,
-but which is none the less true, that three or four times she has been
-found standing on the music-stool and making dabs at the keys with her
-forepaws; she, of course, had discovered before that a piano would
-make a sound if walked on, and she not unfrequently practised in that
-manner, but these three or four times I looked up, being surprised at
-hearing the same note repeated, and found her standing as I have said.
-However, no one need believe that, and it is their own loss if they do
-not; and anyhow, now it is a matter of ancient history, for Persis lost
-all care for the æsthetic part of life when she had a family to bring
-up.
-
-While she was still an independent lady she used to sleep in my room,
-chiefly on my bed. It was a difficult matter to arrange at first,
-because I did not want the kitten to sleep on my face, which was her
-constant aspiration. Consequently, when I put out the light and settled
-to sleep, placing her firmly at the end of the bed, a loud purr was
-heard, and a little dark form proceeded to march up, stamping her paws
-on the counterpane and drawing them out in rapturous expectation of a
-pleasant evening.
-
-Finally we compromised: she was allowed to sleep half-way up, embracing
-my arm if she liked. But I was rather glad when this habit was broken,
-because she began not to leave me enough room. One of my brothers
-thought he would try her in his room one night, but he had broken rest;
-for first she made defiant runs at him from the end of the bed, then
-in the middle of the night he was waked up by a pitiful howling, of
-which he took no notice. Two hours later he was waked again by louder
-howling, and then discovered that the cat had got out of one of his
-windows, walked on a narrow moulding round to a shut window, and did
-not dare to go back again. She was so overjoyed at being taken in that
-she fell into the bath. After that she came on his bed.
-
-But I am wandering from the point of my story. Before Persis’ kittens
-came she had some friends, but no rivals. She treated her friends in a
-rather severe manner at first. One of them was a fox-terrier, called
-Don. The first time she was introduced to him she nearly jumped out of
-her skin with swearing and spitting. When he went out of the room, she
-went round to all the places where he had been and spit at them afresh.
-She has a fine scent; if new people have been in the room she always
-goes round and smells the places where they have been. She smells every
-new dress I have. The meek Don, who could kill a strange cat as soon
-as look at it, submitted wonderfully to her whims; and when she flew
-at him, beside herself with passion because he was enjoying the coffee
-sugar at the bottom of a cup merely picked the cup up in his teeth and
-trotted off. But she soon got accustomed to him. And then, distressed
-at his appearance, tried to lick the black spots off his back; used
-stealthily to wash the inside of his ears, ready always to rain a
-shower of blows on his nose with the tips of her paws if he so much
-as turned round. Then she began to worship in a manner not common to
-cats; with the sincerest flattery, she used to lie at his feet in the
-same position that he was lying in; if, for instance, he was lying with
-his legs stretched straight out below him, she would lie with her back
-touching the tips of his toes and her legs stretched out in the same
-way--an unnatural position for a cat.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-Now her daughter, the image of Persis, will lie in the same way at
-Don’s feet; but I have never heard of any other cat doing it.
-
-After this she became acquainted with a Gordon setter, and the
-obstinate curliness of Di’s hair gave Persis as much occupation as
-those black spots on Don’s back which never would come off. But she
-was jealous of none of these, she knew herself to be--as a cat--so
-infinitely superior to them. She was jealous of nobody and nothing
-until her kittens came.
-
-There are certain great facts in life which nothing can prepare you
-for. No amount of reasoning, no previous imagination, will make you
-in the least able to calculate your feelings. Such must be the moment
-to very many when they realise that they will die; such is often the
-moment when people or creatures realise that there exists a little
-helpless living thing, theirs peculiarly, and yet not themselves. The
-change that her child can work in a grumbling, egotistical woman is
-incomprehensible,--could not have been argued by any logic; but far
-more surprising the event must be to a creature who does not know what
-is going to happen, cannot guess that her feelings will be moved in a
-totally new way, and could not realise beforehand that such an event
-might happen to her as it had to others. I tried to prepare Persis
-once; I gave her a stuffed kitten on a penwiper to play with. She
-looked at it with some interest, licked it a little, shook it, and left
-it; treated it much as a rather careless child treats her doll, but
-more amiably than she treated other animals. Nor could she dream that
-little bits of fur,--much like that to the outward eye,--endued with
-just enough life to tremble on their little weak legs, and utter tiny,
-plaintive shrieks, should rouse her to such a passionate emotion as to
-make her forget her own pressing bodily wants.
-
-We know very little more than she did about it, we know just the bare
-fact that it always will be so, but why it _should_ be so we know no
-more than she. Who understands the miracle by which an utterly selfish
-creature, whose natural instinct is to hate all other animals, and,
-indeed, only to tolerate human beings because it can make use of them,
-should be made to know and feel, in a short ten minutes’ space perhaps,
-an overpowering, passionate, protective love?
-
-One morning Persis did not feel very well, in sign whereof she showed
-a decided intention to occupy my bed. She was sent down to an empty
-bedroom while a hamper of hay was being prepared for her; but when
-her invalid couch was ready she was nowhere to be found; a search
-discovered finally that she had put herself to bed in the room already,
-under the counterpane. Still, she was thinking of nobody but herself.
-Later in the morning I visited her,--when three little helpless,
-shapeless, furry things were moving about her, and Persis was not
-thinking of herself at all. One would not have believed an animal’s
-expression could change so much; the overwhelming surprise, the intense
-affection, were in her face as clearly as they could be in an human
-face; for the time her egotism had gone, she was not a cat, she was a
-mother. Formerly she had been shy of people, frightened of men; now, as
-one after another came in to see her kittens, she showed no fear, and,
-what was even more curious, no anger; she merely purred in pride and
-entire confidence.
-
-They were wonderful kittens--two quite blue, one like its mother; their
-eyes were shut, their ears were flattened down over their faces,--they
-were little bodies which breathed and fed and grew.
-
-But they _did_ grow, and their ears stood up and their eyes
-opened,--dark and light blue,--and their heads got steadier, and in a
-month they were little square solid kittens, who with much difficulty
-could get out of the box in which they were placed. Getting out was a
-process which involved the fullest exercise of all mental and physical
-powers; for first they had to advance to the side, then one tiny paw
-and then another was put over the side, and the adventurer was for the
-time hung up by his shoulders. Then he worked himself on by the help
-of much kicking behind and clawing against the box, until the part
-outside was just heavier than the part inside, and with a scramble, and
-by the help of the centre of gravity, the whole kitten tumbled on to
-the floor. It was a grand triumph of mind over matter. And still Persis
-beamed on them, and on the world in general.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-But as they grew began the first little rift within the lute. It was
-difficult to help it. I put it to you--could one carry three kittens
-and a cat about, like Henry III. of France, to exhibit to visitors.
-If it was a choice between exhibiting kittens and cat, visitors would
-surely prefer to see the kittens; and so it came to pass that the
-children were carried into the drawing-room and handed round, while
-in the empty schoolroom the “old” cat sat alone. It was only a couple
-of months since she had been shown to visitors herself. Sometimes I
-took her too, but that was not a great success, for everybody liked the
-kittens best.
-
-And now the kittens began to be steady on their legs, and able to
-run and play, and their horizon was no longer bounded by licking and
-feeding and warming; and when they once began to play, their mother
-seemed rather large and rather old to play with them. Persis did not
-care to play with me or cheek me any more, but she liked to gambol
-with the kittens. So she played mouse in front of Pasht, but Pasht
-would rather play with her brother and ran off the other way; and
-she pretended to be a tiger lying in ambush to wait for Marjara, but
-Marjara wished to tie herself up in a soft heap with Ganem and bite his
-ears, so the Old Cat stopped in her gambols and looked at them.
-
-Ganem was given away; and as he had been rather a favourite playfellow,
-and the least favourite child of his mother, the family got on more
-happily after that. Then I went away, and saw them no more for some two
-months. When I came back, the Old Cat and Pasht were sent for.
-
-They made their journey in a large hamper, and were brought up to my
-room. Pasht had grown lovely; soft mouse colour with topaz eyes; but
-nevertheless the meeting was a real disappointment. Persis came out of
-the basket and with no greeting to me, jumped down and went to look out
-of the window. What could I do? I had to play with Pasht.
-
-I thought perhaps the cat’s temper had been upset by the journey, so I
-left her alone, and some hours after came back to both of them. Persis
-was lying and staring out of the window, and the kitten was occupying
-the room; it ran at me, jumped and climbed up with loud purrs, and
-rubbed against my face. I went to the window-sill, and still Persis did
-not move; when she saw the kitten she growled a little; I put it down
-close to her, on which she spit, slapped it, and fled.
-
-So things went on. When I came into the room the kitten always ran
-to greet me: it was impossible to take no notice of such a soft,
-confiding, mouse-coloured creature, yet all the while I was speaking
-to it two great sullen, green eyes were fixed on us, watching us round
-the room. If I came there to speak to the cat, she went quickly away,
-if the kitten approached her she spit, and if it came nearer, hit out
-at it. Evidently the change had come in Persis from a kitten to a cat.
-She was a mere domestic cat, with a not very amiable temper, she cared
-no more for human beings, and had arrived at the queer alienation from
-the young when they are grown up which comes to nearly all creatures;
-she had had half a human soul once, but she had fulfilled the animal
-functions, and she was an animal again.
-
-Yet one or two symptoms seemed to belie this view. Once or twice,
-coming into the room, I greeted her first. Then she purred until the
-kitten came near, when she got up and left us hastily.
-
-But it was difficult to see why this sullenness should so perpetually
-prevail. She hardly ever forgot it. Her big green eyes had almost
-always that sullen, lowering, miserable expression.
-
-Now and then, indeed, when twilight came on, she rushed in and out of
-the room, alternately defying the kitten and flying from it; but not
-the most unimaginative cat on earth can resist the excitement of the
-growing darkness, when the eyes flash out in amethyst and topaz, and
-the pupils dilate with dramatic terror and eagerness. But twilight
-deepened into dark, and candles were lighted and fairyland stopped, and
-the legs of the tables and chairs ceased to be tree-trunks in a jungle,
-and Persis came back to life in the schoolroom, and despair clouded
-back on to her brow.
-
-But the truth only began to dawn upon me one day. I took Persis into
-my own room quite alone, and suddenly the sullen expression vanished;
-I carried her in my arms and she began to purr; I put her down and she
-walked up and down on the counterpane, stamping her paws and spreading
-her claws,--Persis had all at once become a kitten again. She licked my
-face and put two arms round my neck when I took her up. I brought her
-downstairs, thinking our old relations were re-established; the kitten
-came near, and Persis walked hastily away from me and took no more
-notice of either of us.
-
-Then the kitten ailed and was sent away to be nursed, and with that
-curious, confused idea that creatures have, the mother felt a lack
-somewhere when the object of such strong emotion was removed, even
-though the emotion was only jealousy. She hunted for the kitten all
-afternoon. We found her in a part of the garden which she did not
-usually frequent, and she ran away with a sense of guilt when she saw
-us. But when evening came, and she was in the room alone with me and
-there was no kitten, I was left in doubt no more as to what it was
-which was moving her. She squeezed herself in by me on the sofa, she
-kissed me and purred blissfully.
-
-And so it goes on. I have not had the heart to banish the kitten
-altogether, yet when she is there I can seldom get a purr or a look
-from the cat. One day I persuaded her to let me stroke her under the
-ears and the throat; this is almost like mesmerism to a cat, and if one
-can persuade them to let one begin, one can do almost anything with
-them; and so I was gradually bringing her to a happier state of mind,
-when the friendly kitten, perceiving that something sociable was going
-on, came up to share in it. They met face to face as Persis took turns
-up and down under my hand. They looked at each other for a moment, then
-she slapped the kitten in the face and fled.
-
-What am I to do? If I keep the kitten I cannot prevent this jealousy.
-Persis lives in a condition of perpetual, jealous misery; if she thinks
-the kitten is sent away, or that she is exclusively favoured, then only
-does she emerge out of sullenness. And yet she is not really devoted
-to me; she is only a complete egoist, and cannot be happy unless I am
-devoted to her. After all, am I not bound to her? Was she not once my
-sole and only cat, carried about, exhibited to company, hunted for
-if she got lost? And yet Pasht is much fonder of me than Persis ever
-was; Pasht will run after me, while Persis wishes to run away and be
-fetched back. Pasht comes to meet me when I come into the room, cries
-to be picked up, purrs as soon as I touch her; but when I do so, those
-green, miserable eyes watch me, and Persis will allow no caress which
-is not offered to her first.
-
-What shall I do?
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-CLANDESTINE CORRESPONDENCE
-
-
-The last week has been an arduous one; I have had to chaperon Pasht.
-
-Pasht has experienced her first proposal. I suppose it is no wonder,
-considering her age, that she was flattered; but I could wish that she
-had fixed her affections on anyone less vulgar and under-bred.
-
-This was how I found it out. Pasht had been for many days very eager
-to go into the garden. One morning we were playing croquet on the
-lawn, and I paid no attention to the kitten, until suddenly I looked
-up to see her lying on the path, her long thick hair fluffed out, her
-sweet mouse-coloured cat’s visage resting on the edge of the grass,
-her little chin rubbing against it, and her long squirrel tail lazily
-sweeping and thumping the gravel.
-
-At first I thought it was only flirtatiousness in general, an attempt
-to captivate the universe at large, when lo! out of the laurels
-opposite to her flashed an ordinary, vulgar, ill-bred, short-haired
-tabby cat, who stood there for a moment, looked at me and disappeared.
-
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-
-I was very much shocked, picked up Pasht and shut her up in the
-schoolroom, when she instantly appeared on the window-sill and
-reproached me loudly. But of course I did not take it seriously, and
-thought that they would both get over it.
-
-I must explain the position (unfortunate in this respect) of the rooms
-in which the cats and I live.
-
-It has four large windows looking on the lawn and the laurel
-bushes--too high for a cat to jump down, but not too high for her
-to practise little wiles on the window-sill for the benefit of
-appreciative spectators below. Just on the left hand of the door is a
-long window, from which steps go down to the garden, and close by the
-steps is a large laurustinus, a most convenient place for ambushes
-and clandestine meetings. Opposite the schoolroom door, again, there
-is another door opening on to a back staircase, whence one gets into
-kitchens, whose windows also give on to the lawn, and are usually open.
-My bedroom is above the schoolroom.
-
-On the evening when I had abruptly stopped Pasht’s flirtation, a noise
-arrested my attention as I was going to bed. It was the voice of a cat
-saying “wwoww.” You know what it means when a cat says that? He is
-paying compliments. The noise went on and on, round the schoolroom-end
-of the house, until I went to sleep, but I heard no answer from Pasht.
-
-Pasht was hysterically affectionate when I saw her next morning; she
-said “a - - - ow,” and clung on to my dress, and climbed up on to my
-shoulder and refused to leave me, and walked about over my letters when
-the ink was wet, and flapped her tail into my mouth, and altogether
-played the fool, and pretended that she had forgotten her vulgar
-suitor of the night before and I heard no serenades outside.
-
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-
-But in the middle of the day I suddenly heard from my bedroom an
-extremely loud voice saying “wwaughwow,” and looking down saw Pasht
-standing on the window-sill of the schoolroom. I don’t know whether she
-said it or not, for as soon as she saw me she looked up and took to the
-more ordinary and ladylike expression of a general desire to go out in
-the sunshine. Several times in the day I heard it again, but as soon as
-I looked round, Pasht turned an innocent face to me and said “miaow.”
-
-In the evening the gentleman began to woo again; I knew it was the
-suitor this time, as Pasht was safely shut up. I listened at the door
-of the schoolroom to hear if she was answering, but there was no sound.
-She _is_ a regular flirt.
-
-A party from the house went round the garden with croquet mallets, but
-with no result.
-
-Next morning it became too clear that Pasht was encouraging her suitor;
-he rushed away from the laurestinus bush as I came out, and she was
-sitting on the window-sill. I took her out for a short time in the
-garden under strict supervision, but she would do nothing but flop into
-graceful attitudes on the lawn. I really had not thought it of her.
-
-I took her in again, and argued the point a little.
-
-I told her that she was behaving in a very vulgar and forward manner,
-and that no nice Tom would respect her. She merely looked up in my face
-and said “a - - - ow.”
-
-Then I said I would not have made any objection if he had been a
-gentleman, but he was so exceedingly common and ill-bred.
-
-But she still looked with pathetic topaz eyes, and opened a little pink
-mouth with a deprecating mew.
-
-I felt much as if, “with a little hoard of maxims,” I was “preaching
-down a daughter’s heart.”
-
-And what was worse, it did no good. Every time the door was opened,
-however much Pasht was pretending to be devoted to me, she suddenly
-found she had urgent business in the kitchen, and flew downstairs;
-and when I, knowing the nature of the little flirt, did not go down
-to the kitchen at all, but straight out of the long window on to the
-lawn and found her there, she looked up with the most innocent face
-possible,--“Yes; after all, I see you enjoy the sunshine as much as
-I do.” When, in spite of kicks and struggles, I carried her in, she
-never once said “wwoww,” but merely gave vent to the emphatic mew which
-means, “_I don’t want to go in._”
-
-I took her an airing in my arms that day, but it was extremely
-exhausting, and I covered my dress with long hair.
-
-And all that night the cat mewed.
-
-Another exploring party went from the house with shovel and tongs.
-
-I couldn’t stand it any longer. Pasht was sent away to a very strict
-boarding-school system at the farm.
-
-A week after, when the strange cat had ceased to howl round the house,
-she came back again; but as soon as the schoolroom door was left ajar,
-the urgent business in the kitchen claimed her, and Pasht disappeared
-for many hours.
-
-Poor little Pasht, were you disappointed that no one met you in the
-garden to flirt with, or wanted to bounce out of the laurel bushes and
-exhibit his masculine beauty before you? Or, after all, is your little
-heart as hard as I think it, and do you prefer a nice warm room, a lawn
-to romp on, someone in whose lap to lie, who will gently ruffle your
-throat and ears--do you really, deep down in your heart, prefer these
-beyond all lovers whatever?
-
-Anyhow, when Pasht appeared at the long window, she had a gay, innocent
-little air on, and she ran in saying, “You see, the fine weather _did_
-tempt me to stay out rather long,--where is my breakfast?”
-
-Never mind, little Pasht; we will arrange an honourable alliance some
-day with a gentleman of rank.
-
-
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-III
-
-IN THE BOSOM OF THE FAMILY
-
-
-Is it not true that there is a very general want of recognition of
-family-life among domestic animals? It is a great mistake to suppose
-they are incapable of it; often, as a matter of fact, they do not lead
-domestic lives, for the simple reason that people will not let them.
-If, for instance, you won’t keep a whole family of cats, how can you
-expect them to develop domestic affections? We talk of their being
-“domesticated,” but we mean that they are made a part of our domestic
-arrangements, without being allowed to have any of their own; yet they
-are quite as capable of it as we are. Of course their domesticity does
-not last long, naturally and necessarily not, because they have not
-one family but a series of families, and one family must be dismissed
-before the next is taken on; so domestic affection developes into
-murderous desires. However, I must say that in all experiences I have
-personally had of cats, guinea-pigs, rabbits, dogs, goats, and birds, I
-have only known one murder, and that was by an uncle.
-
-Rector was allowed to have all his family about him. His wife was
-decidedly under-bred. He was called Rector, in fact, because he would
-not catch the mice, and had to have another less aristocratic but more
-useful cat to help him. The curate was called Jenny. She was a low-bred
-tabby. Rector could not help despising Jenny, and if anything vexed him
-he used to bite her badly; but she was a very meek drudge, and took it
-as a matter of course. Rector was white, with blue eyes, so we only
-kept the white kittens, some of which were blue-eyed, and _not_ deaf;
-blue-eyed or not, Rector used to take them out walks in the evening.
-
-The four--papa and mamma and two kittens--used to proceed together to
-the mound near the pump, and Jenny then left them, to crouch in the
-bushes,--this for a purpose of her own.
-
-Then began the game. Rector rolled the kittens over and played with
-them gently, until all three became a little excited; then, if Rector
-got carried away, and bit or scratched his infant till it squeaked,
-out bounced Jenny from the bushes to deal him a handsome box on the
-ear; and, having thus admonished her husband to take better care of the
-children, she retreated again to the shelter of the yew-trees.
-
-If you keep a whole family, you will find that there is not only
-a parental, filial, brotherly, and sisterly relation, but also a
-grand-parental. When Midge had some white kittens, Jenny, whose
-under-bred offspring had been put out of the way shortly before, helped
-her to nurse them, with as much pride and perhaps more solicitude than
-Midge herself showed. It was a most charming scene. We went to see the
-family soon after the birth of the kittens, and found Midge, in the
-rôle of the interesting young mother, leaning back upon Jenny. Jenny
-put a paw round her, while they surveyed--the mother languidly and the
-grandmother proudly--the squirming white family.
-
-But it is not cats only who have these strong domestic ties; almost
-every animal shows the same thing in a greater or less degree.
-
-We inherited, on changing our home, a beautiful pair of swans. The
-first year that they became ours they had four cygnets, and brought
-them up extremely well. It is true that when they were full grown, the
-cock-swan, if one may use such an expression, tried to kill them; but
-that was only natural, they had become his rivals. They were variously
-disposed of: one was taken up to a pond in London, from which, not
-being properly pinioned, he escaped, and kept a cockney crowd for an
-hour well amused on London Bridge by flying over it and swimming under,
-after which he--or, as he could not possibly be caught, the abstract
-idea of him--was presented to the Thames Conservancy.
-
-So far, this doesn’t seem to have much to do with the swan’s idea of
-home, but, as some candid preacher said, “You may think this has not
-got much to do with my text, but I’m coming to it presently.”
-
-The swans lived on in peace and happiness through the autumn and
-winter, but in the spring, when they ought to have been nesting, some
-wicked boy hit the lady swan on the head with a stick, and she sickened
-and died.
-
-For some time the widower was left solitary; then we thought this was
-rather cruel, and busied ourselves in getting a mate for him; and a
-fine young swan was procured. When lo! it was found that the old
-fellow would not let his young companion come into the pond. We thought
-it would “wear off,” and left the young one to its fate; and many times
-we passed the pond to find the poor young thing squatting sadly on the
-road, and the widower swelling up and down.
-
-Then we found there was a slight mistake, the young swan was a
-cock-swan also.
-
-So we changed him, and got a real lady instead. This time he would
-just let his companion come into the pond, but oh! she had a bad time
-of it there; he pulled her feathers out, and he drove her away from
-the bread; but it had to be gone through,--it was his way of showing
-constancy, and it turned out all right. She is treated now with as much
-respect as his first wife.
-
-But she was a very young wife; so, when she had hatched three eggs
-into cygnets, her pride knew no bounds. The father, getting into his
-dotage, encouraged her in her maternal follies. The cygnets were fine
-healthy birds, but the two old birds took them out walking to such an
-extent that one by one they died. No one quite knows why. Some say that
-there was not enough grass by the pond, and the parents took them to
-find grass; and some say that parental vanity wished to display such
-flourishing offspring; but anyhow, the fact remains that the cygnets
-took walks with their parents till they died. There is nothing more
-domestic than the family walk.
-
-But now contrast this domestic affection with the melancholy fate of
-the inebriate swan.
-
-A clergyman’s wife kept one swan, and the swan, no one knows how, got
-into the habit of going to eat malt at a public-house. If he had done
-this within bounds it would not have mattered, but he got regularly
-intoxicated, and every evening reeled homewards. His mistress tried to
-reform him, but to no purpose; and she tried to shut him up, but he
-got out; and she used to meet him coming home with rolling, uncertain
-step and hanging head. She wept, for it was such a bad example to the
-parish; but that had no effect on him. At last, one evening, he was run
-over and killed while reeling home in a state of intoxication.
-
-Now, how far more melancholy is such an end than that of the three
-infants killed by family affection! I would rather die three times over
-from walking with my family than once from intoxication.
-
-What is the moral? Do not break up the family too early. The presence
-of the children (up to the age when he wants to kill them) will have
-a softening and steadying effect on the manners of the father; while
-who knows what stores of masculine experience he may not impart to his
-children up to the time when they wish to fight him.
-
-Besides all this, it is really much more amusing.
-
-
-
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-IV
-
-CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE
-
-
-How vividly one sometimes retains for years the memory of a chance
-acquaintance--a person whom one has met but once, passed in the street,
-talked to for half an hour, whose name one may not even know.
-
-A friend of mine was travelling in Persia, and as she and her brother
-were resting in a caravansarai after a journey, they saw a Persian
-gentleman beckoning to them from the garden. They went down to him, and
-he asked them to come and have supper with him. They came, and found
-the bread laid out, plate-wise, and the roast meat on it. They ate and
-talked to him, and after their meal went on their journey. They never
-asked for nor heard his name, nor he theirs,--they will never meet
-again; but that Persian gentleman will be as vivid to them until the
-day of their death as a friend of years.
-
-Such memory of a mere passing chance acquaintance is not confined to
-human beings. Sometimes one meets animals for an hour or two, sometimes
-one accidentally lights upon them in a crisis of their lives,--such
-even as their death,--and one suddenly and unexpectedly understands
-and knows them. Some people and animals one never gets near. You may,
-for instance, sit opposite people in church for years, know all their
-Sunday dresses and hats, and how much they give in the offertory,
-and be not a bit nearer to them in the end than at the beginning.
-Such is the acquaintance one has with caterpillars; they are always
-just the same; they eat and grow and become cocoons, and reappear as
-butterflies, and there is no character from beginning to end. That is
-partly why they are such excellent symbols.
-
-Then there are some animals that have no sense of intimacy; they
-let you into all their domestic relations,--their committees, their
-politics, and so forth, at once; for the reason that they have only one
-side to their character. They have established a Platonic Republic;
-they do their domestic duties on the scale of the commonwealth,
-have a universal nursery and government education. In spite of their
-monarchical arrangements, they are real socialists at heart,--they
-care for nothing but the good of the State. Even those that live in
-a tiny community, two or three together, have no real individuality.
-Have you ever found one of those tiny round nests, like ashes of paper,
-which apparently grow on a stalk, and in which two or three yellow and
-black tree-wasps live? It is the easiest thing in the world to scrape
-acquaintance with those wasps; kill an ordinary housefly and give it to
-them. They will take it from your fingers, and, without the slightest
-shame at “talking shop” in public, will roll it into a neat, hard,
-black ball, crushing up legs and wings alike, and stow it away inside
-the nest.
-
-But the want of intimacy characteristic of many insects is not
-characteristic of insects _as such_. I once attended a grasshopper
-crisis. There was nothing professional about the grasshoppers; they
-did not not “spend themselves in leaps ... to reach the sun.” They did
-not think the least bit in the world about the sun, they were merely
-private individuals--courting. Grasshoppers’ courting is an organised
-affair. I saw it in Switzerland on a soft, sunny afternoon, when the
-hotel population was divided between the Roman Catholic Church on the
-right and the English Church on the left, and the steps of the hotel
-between the two. As I dawdled along by a bank of bilberry just turning
-red, the grasshoppers were singing loud among the stalks of heather;
-suddenly I was aware that they were not singing aimlessly and jumping
-without purpose, but that they were intently engaged. It was like the
-old fairy-story, when a child falls asleep on a bank, and wakes to find
-himself surrounded by fairies intent on preparation for the marriage
-of the king. The large limp ladies were sprawling about ungracefully,
-and in front sat their small, spry gentlemen singing away. Here was a
-green gentleman serenading a brown lady, and I wondered at his taste;
-presently she got up and ran away. Clearly that was part of the drama;
-it was the genuine “flirtatious” instinct of avoiding a plain answer on
-purpose to provoke pursuit; for the gentleman does not jump, but runs
-after her to bring her back. When lo! a green lady is seen crossing
-the path, also coyly escaping from a suitor, and the faithless swain
-is captivated all in a moment by the green charms, and deserts his
-brunette to pursue her. Further on--astonishing sight!--is a young
-ladies’ school, just “come out”; fourteen or fifteen green and brown
-ladies, shy and awkward, scrambling down the bank and all talking
-together.
-
-I never saw such courting before or since, but I shall never lose the
-feeling of intimacy, for I know now that grasshoppers are not always
-little machines arranged with the greatest amount of muscle for the
-smallest amount of weight, or wound up to trill on in the sunshine, as
-mechanically as a watch ticks, or even created to be a burden,--but
-they are tiny creatures, full of emotion and insect loves, putting
-their best energy into their whirring song to claim the admiration of
-the languid, lovely creatures that lie lazily listening.
-
-But sometimes one arrives at a sudden personal relation to a wild
-creature, too often ended abruptly by its escape or death, and its
-kinsfolk are never afterwards to one as little as before. One has
-regarded it as a member of a class; henceforward one regards that class
-as composed of individuals possessed of strong personal desires, needs,
-emotions, not merely obeying what we call “instincts,”--meaning thereby
-the mechanical impulse to eat, grub, make nests, care for young. To
-take an extreme instance, perhaps you think that moles are altogether
-uninteresting, merely existing for the sake of lightening the soil and
-destroying the wire-worm, and, in case of undue increase, fit to make
-a cap for the mole-catcher and a little skeleton to swing from a tree.
-But perhaps some day you will see in the stubble, after the hay is
-cut, a little black form running confusedly round and round; catch it,
-and hold in your hands the soft, velvet-coated body; feel the funny,
-groping snout pushing through your fingers, on the chance--however
-different their touch is from the damp, delicious earth--that it will
-be able to find some place where it may grub a hole and escape; realise
-that you might make a pet of this small, soft thing, and then please
-recognise its wild desire for liberty, and let it go.
-
-But there are some animals which, although usually recognised as “wild
-animals,” seem to have no fear whatever, except when they are being
-chased; once they are in the hands of a human being they are completely
-self-possessed. A friend of mine sat in a field when the hay was being
-carried, and saw a little field-mouse playing about; she pursued and
-nearly caught it, but it finally escaped. She came back to where she
-had been sitting to fetch her umbrella, and under it was found another
-little field-mouse asleep, which she caught without difficulty, carried
-back, and put into a box with holes in it.
-
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-
-She brought him in to tea that afternoon, and even at this, his first
-meal, he sat up like a kangaroo on his long hind-legs, and ate bread
-and milk out of a spoon. He absorbed alarming quantities of it, fell
-instantly asleep, woke up after a few minutes and ate a great deal
-more; but the next morning the poor little beast was found gasping,
-apparently dying; and when his box was opened he would not run away.
-But he presently recovered as suddenly, and again devoured much food,
-and so went on through the day, though his gasping fits returned at
-intervals. Next morning he died. Is it that we find these creatures
-generally when they are ill?--the least touch seems to make them die.
-Certainly I remember once or twice, in those joyful days when sitting
-in a hayfield meant the height of bliss, that our very gentle and
-amiable collie, excited by an “animal” smell, would grub open a nest of
-little field-mice, and stand by delighted and smiling at his discovery,
-while we came up just in time to see three or four expiring infants. He
-could hardly have killed them, for he only wanted to look at them. Yet
-they died.
-
-What was it, I wonder, that killed Maximilianus? Maximilianus was a
-very small shrew, and we found him running about the garden; he was
-just about as long as his name. He was not the least frightened, and
-we carried him about for half a day; but we found nothing he could
-eat, until at last we came upon a very large, fat, orange-coloured
-centipede. Maximilianus seized upon this with the utmost delight, began
-it vigorously at one end, and ate it up like a radish as far as the
-middle. Then he died.
-
-We had once a visitor in the shape of a squirrel, who came uninvited,
-made his abode with us for some months, and finally departed, taking
-“French leave.” My mother was his guide, philosopher, and friend. He
-slept in a pocket of her apron (this was in the seventies), whence
-he came out to fly up the curtains and drop down, venture on to the
-breakfast table, and experiment on her tea with a tiny paw. He always
-ran up the curtain when he was scolded; as for instance when my father,
-going to the sideboard to cut ham, found the squirrel’s head just
-coming out of it, having eaten its way through from the other side.
-Then, after being received in the bosom of our family, after sharing
-meals with the household, after attending lessons and even prayers
-(when he ran up the back of a kneeling housemaid), the skwug suddenly
-disappeared without warning. A few days after, my mother was walking
-in the wood, when a squirrel ran up to her, put its paw upon her foot,
-looked her in the face, then turned and ran away. It was never heard of
-again.
-
-Sometimes you find animals which, though not very near and dear to
-human beings, have a great influence on other animals. Our donkey
-died the other day. She was a remarkable and original animal. Though
-she was a fixture, taken at a high valuation from our predecessors,
-her demeanour was such that we called her Jack, and thought she had
-retired to a well-earned repose. Then we found she was not quite two
-years old, and a lady. We were always good friends, but not specially
-intimate. She and her mule-foal might come to the window for bread
-and salt when the horses were not allowed on the grass; but for weeks
-together she did not avail herself of this privilege, till one day a
-snort was heard from outside, and the donkey’s nose was seen flattened
-against the glass. Once, when my mother was walking with a friend of
-hers,--not an acquaintance of the donkey,--Jack, for I cannot help
-calling her so, solemnly accompanied them all the afternoon, walking
-between them. But such occasional walks, and the fact that she was
-amiably willing to follow anyone quite impartially for a handful of
-oats, constituted the extent of our intimacy with her. Not such was her
-relation to the other animals. As exclusively as my goat walked with
-the cows, Jack walked with the horses. She did not, of course, consider
-herself so superior to her company as the goat. She made many friends
-among the horses; you might not have known it, perhaps, but neither
-as a general rule would you suspect the friendship which men have for
-one another by their way of behaving. If a man meets a great friend in
-company, he either takes no notice of him or stands near him without
-saying anything. Jack used to stand about with the horses without
-saying anything, but they liked to have her near.
-
-One morning Jack was found dead of fatty degeneration of the heart.
-“I’m sure the horses miss her,” said the bailiff’s wife; “I look at
-them standing in the yard, and I can see they miss her.”
-
-Jack was buried in the orchard, and her little mule followed the body
-as far as the garden-gate. But there they shut the door, and the one
-mourner was left outside.
-
-
-
-
-V
-
-THE DESERTED LOVER
-
-
-Ever since I was a very small child I had longed to possess a pair of
-budgerrygars. There was a tradition of three live ones once in our
-family, in proof whereof my nurse could point to a little stuffed
-bird in its case. I used to gaze with longing at that beautiful green
-and yellow creature, with the speckled back and the black and blue
-feathers in its neck, sitting with a foreground of quaking grasses
-and an eternal blue sky behind. There existed also, but rarely seen,
-a little cardboard box containing a few of these same mysteriously
-beautiful blue and yellow and green feathers, with here and there a
-long strong tail or wing quill. Yes, there had been budgerrygars among
-us once; there were even real live ones now in the possession of those
-happy Italian women who sit at the street corners, but for me--while
-I was still a child--they were inmates of that imaginary Paradise of
-unattainable things, wherein might be found little wax cages of birds,
-and the fluffy hollow ducks which live in confectioners’ shops and are
-sold for ninepence.
-
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-
-After I was grown up, a friend gave me one of these ducks; I have it
-still, and the halo still surrounds it. When I was grown up, too, some
-one gave me a pair of budgerrygars; and there followed a tragedy which
-was not bargained for in the price paid.
-
-They came down from London in a tiny cage,--a travelling cage.
-Budgerrygars do not mind lack of room, it makes it all the easier for
-them to sit quite close, as if they were glued together. They were
-lovely little things, with their pearl-grey beaks,--wonderfully sharp
-and strong those beaks are, as I know to my cost,--but they could
-use them gently, and you would see one turn with a soft croon to put
-straight a ruffled feather on its mate’s head.
-
-The little gentleman had caught a cold, not much of a cold at first;
-he only panted slightly as he sat near the little lady and ruffled his
-feathers; but she cheered him up, and smoothed the feathers down, and
-they sat side by side and looked at the world with little meaningless
-grey eyes.
-
-Their new large cage was a great excitement, and it was immense fun for
-them to walk over the top, using their beak as a third leg, and that
-the most reliable. And their spirits ran so high that they began to
-shriek unmusically at each other when they found themselves at opposite
-corners of the cage.
-
-I am afraid we were not as careful as we ought to have been with
-the little gentleman. They were so funny and pretty that they were
-carried from room to room; and the cage must have been in a draught,
-for the little gentleman began to puff and breathe rather hard, and
-his feathers were persistently ruffled, and the little lady could not
-smooth them down any more, even if she had tried.
-
-Sympathy to the ailing, the feeble, and the weak is a very modern
-virtue; strange, as civilisation shows us what an unprogressive virtue
-it is. The lame and the blind were “hated of David’s soul”; animals
-and savages and men of early civilisation agree with David. Now and
-then you find a dog which will bring a broken-legged friend to the
-hospital, a cat which brings its half-starved neighbour to eat its own
-dinner,--souls of philanthropists on pilgrimage, dead or yet to be;
-but the stag’s instinct of goring the sickly ones, and the wolf’s of
-tearing the wounded, are the ruling instincts. The lady budgerrygar
-took David’s side in the matter. She did not wish to bite her spouse,
-or peck him, or pull his feathers out, but he began to be hated of her
-soul.
-
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-
-One day she would not let him sit by her on the perch; he could
-hardly get up to it, yet he would have done so for the sake of sitting
-close to her, for the sake of putting a stray feather straight in her
-ladyship’s top-knot, of feeling the little pearl-grey bill travelling
-softly over his head with a croon of affection; but she would not have
-it, she drove him away from her. So he sat on the lower perch, or on
-the bottom of the cage; he did not scream or croon, he just puffed his
-feathers out and panted. Did David repent in respect of the blind and
-lame when he said, “My lovers and friends hast thou put away from me”?
-
-What strange rebellion against fate moved in the soul of the little
-budgerrygar, what necessity of finding a lonely place to die in, what
-sad desire of escaping from the mate who would no longer care for him?
-It is all very well to talk of “instinct” and dismiss the case, but
-how do you suppose the abstract idea of loneliness in death nerved
-the failing wings and feet to seek the door of the cage, made him
-squeeze through the door, such a little way open; how did it attract
-him across the room and through the half-open door,--away--away--as
-far as he could go from his faithless love? Did this abstract idea act
-on the little budgerrygar like a machine, and move and nerve the wings
-for such a flight? Or was there distress in the heart, and anguish in
-the little animal soul, when he found himself ill at ease and ailing,
-deserted and repulsed?
-
-It is a work of skill and time to induce a healthy budgerrygar to leave
-its cage; but this quixotic spirit found his way out of the cage for
-himself, and found his way out of the room, and he must have flown
-until he dropped dead. For we found a little heap of gay green and
-yellow feathers in the passage,--stone-cold and stiff;--he had been
-dead some hours.
-
-Budgerrygars are very sociable birds, they cannot live alone. The
-little dead bird could not. So we got a new mate for the lady, whom she
-received warmly, and the pair lived quite happily ever after.
-
-But I should like to know, in the whole scheme of things, what is the
-recompense for the little deserted lover.
-
-
-
-
-VI
-
-JACK
-
-
-Few people know how different one bird is from another of the same
-kind. Of course we can see when one canary is green and one yellow
-and one crested; but few people know that some canaries have blue
-eyes, some brown, and some grey; or how different one canary is in
-intelligence and character from another.
-
-Jack was a remarkably intelligent canary; one always felt him to
-be immensely superior to oneself. When he consented to sit on his
-swing and allow me to swing him, he always seemed to say, “This is a
-very childish game, but it appears to amuse you, and I am by nature
-indulgent.” He was often very angry with me and pecked me, but I was
-sure I deserved it. The only blemish I ever found in him was that
-he was rather unscrupulous and ill-tempered, but then he was so
-exceedingly superior that he had to find fault with the canaries and me
-sometimes.
-
-Jack was very bright yellow, with a slim, trim figure. When he was
-about two years old a little wife was given to him. She was almost
-white, and they looked very pretty together. Her name was Thyrsis.
-We tried to call them Corydon and Thyrsis, but “Jack” suited him so
-well that we were not able to change it, so they remained rather
-inharmoniously “Jack and Thyrsis” to the end of their lives.
-
-I always used to turn Jack and Thyrsis out of their cage when I was
-cleaning it. One morning I did not see that the window of the room
-opposite was open. They flew round the room together, then coming to
-the open door they darted out of it, into the next room and straight
-to the window. One instant they rested on the window-sill, then like a
-flash of sunlight and moonlight they were out into the sunny garden and
-trees beyond. All that day I haunted the garden, too anxious to cry,
-carrying their cages about, in the vain hope that they might be hungry
-or thirsty and want to come back; once I thought I saw a flash of gold,
-but night fell and still the birds were out. The next day we sent the
-town-crier round shouting out a reward of five shillings for them, and
-the day following Thyrsis was brought back to me in a paper bag, much
-exhausted but not materially worse.
-
-I did not hear of Jack for five months.
-
-Then a boy who lived near and kept canaries heard for the first time of
-my loss, and he sent me a canary which some months ago had come through
-the open window and settled on his own bird’s cage. Of course it was
-Jack. He had not forgotten his way of coming towards me with wings
-outspread, uttering the funny scolding noise from which he got his name.
-
-Now by this time Jack and Thyrsis were come to years of discretion, and
-it was thought that they ought to build and have young. So they were
-provided plentifully with horsehair and cottonwool, and given a small
-round basket in one of the cages, and we put their two cages together,
-opening the door between.
-
-They were very much delighted with the wool, and played with it a great
-deal, but they seemed to have no idea of the proper use of it; if we
-put it into the nest for them, they merely pulled it out again.
-
-This became so hopeless, and I was so anxious to try to rear little
-canaries, that a friend promised me another hen. She, however, forgot
-what our circumstances were, and sent us a pair, who were promptly
-named Jock and Mummy. I would not have Jack defrauded of his wife after
-all, so Mummy was taken away from Jock and given to Jack instead. There
-is not much to tell about poor Jock. He was a middle-aged gentleman,
-subject to chronic asthma, and could never in that state of health have
-undertaken the cares and responsibility of a young family. His cage
-was always hung up near the fire, and when he was worse than usual I
-gave him a tiny drop of sal-volatile in his water. He was a contented,
-cheerful bird, and lived as long as with his age and asthma one could
-expect.
-
-Mummy was a crested bird, pale yellow with a green crest, rather
-pretty, but in mind utterly vulgar. Of course she was far more
-effective than the refined Thyrsis had ever been. She knew all about
-nest building, and began at once; while the cynical and gentlemanly
-Jack looked on. The pair always reminded one of an aristocratic
-philosopher who had married his cook.
-
-But one must give Mummy the whole credit of the nest; she put the moss
-and hair and wool into it, she squatted herself down in it, turned
-round, fluffed herself out to make it hard and round and compact; and
-at intervals went to keep up her strength by taking her “dishing-up
-beer” in the shape of hempseed.
-
-Then she laid eggs quite satisfactorily, and they came out quite
-satisfactorily, and one by one all the nestlings died--_not_
-satisfactorily. On examining the little corpses, we found that they had
-died of starvation. Jack was found guilty at the inquest, for a first
-principle of domestic life among canaries is that the father feeds the
-birds while they are very young. What was the reason, then, that he had
-so disgracefully neglected his duty of feeding them, while his devoted
-wife sat on the nest to keep them warm? There must be something more
-than grandeur and cynicism to make a gentleman allow his children to
-die of starvation.
-
-At last we found out the reason--Jack was flirting with his first
-love! Thyrsis’ cage was hung in Jack’s sight, and instead of feeding
-his infant children, or attending to them in any way, he clung to the
-corner of his cage all day and serenaded Thyrsis. We put Thyrsis out of
-his sight; Mummy laid a second set of eggs, and Jack attended to them
-as if he had done it all his life. It is true that he threw the eldest
-out of the nest on to the floor of the cage, but there is great excuse
-for that; a gentleman of refined and fastidious feelings must have had
-a dreadful shock when he first saw an unfledged canary and realised
-that that repulsive creature was his progeny. With all his cynicism,
-he could never have imagined that anything so loathsome existed. I
-don’t see what else he could have done,--I should have done it myself
-in his place. From whatever point you look at them, unfledged canaries
-are altogether and absolutely hideous; their brownish-pink skin is
-scantily covered with hairs, little bits of flesh wave helplessly about
-where their wings and legs are going to be, they have two large dark
-swellings where their eyes are going to be, and the only thing that
-is defined about them is a huge mouth which is almost always open and
-yelling. I had to pick the canary up from the bottom of the cage, and I
-still owe Jack a grudge for it, though I cannot in justice blame him.
-
-Little canaries, when they are fledged, are as pretty as before they
-are frightful. These three little birds, when they were fledged, were
-all different and all beautiful. One was like her mother, yellow and
-green and crested; one like his father, all yellow; and one a sort
-of mixture, green and yellow and without a crest. Now a curious thing
-happened: the father chiefly devoted himself to feeding the little hen,
-who was like her mother; the mother (who begins to feed the birds when
-they are getting fledged and do not need warmth so much) fed the little
-cock like the father; and I have sometimes seen these two of their
-superfluity feeding their neglected brother. He throve well on the
-little attention he got.
-
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-
-I brought up several nests-ful. We had Tweedledum and
-Tweedledee,--Tweedledee’s name was subsequently changed to “Jewel” by
-a little cousin to whom I gave it, and who considered it a priceless
-treasure,--and Daffodil, the neglected nondescript, and Vicary, and
-Roumenik, called after the Wallachian country-place of some friends
-of ours; and others whose names I forget. Roumenik was the only one I
-kept, he was the last hatched, and was called “the Baby” until he died
-at the mature age of eight years.
-
-There was one wonderful chicken who did not live to have a name. He
-was very precocious, and died young. This was how it happened: the
-misguided Mummy laid an egg in January, and in consequence, as I have
-always believed, of the weather being so much too cold when it was
-hatched, the bird could never get fledged; when it had already begun
-to be active and of a roving disposition, it still had no feathers on.
-Even sprouting wing-feathers might have broken its fall a little, on
-the many occasions when it tried to get out of the nest and fell on its
-back on the bottom of the cage. One day it had a fall more serious than
-usual, and till evening it sat on the edge of its waterglass with its
-head hanging down and its neck apparently dislocated. In the morning
-I found it dead in the waterglass. So I do not know to this day which
-accident it died of.
-
-But meanwhile a sudden stirring of domestic instincts came to Thyrsis,
-and she was stimulated to rival Mummy’s nest-building. I gave her a
-little basket and materials for a nest, and she set to work and built
-a very good nest, and sat in it for six weeks, till her claws grew long
-and her legs grew weak, and there was of course no sign of an egg.
-Then I took it away from her, for I was afraid she would be ill with
-sitting, and it would never be the least use. Poor Thyrsis! under other
-circumstances she might have proved herself, if less vulgar, quite as
-effective as Mummy in building and breeding. When I had had her about
-seven or eight years she died quite suddenly. Was it of a broken heart?
-Had Jack’s too late attentions stirred in her the emotion of love, as
-he clung to the corner of his cage, singing to her and leaving his
-babies to starve?
-
-There is just one more canary I must mention, for it had a curious name
-and history. It was called after one of my relations “Uncle Arthur”;
-that is to say, it was called so by myself and my brothers; for it was
-supposed to be called “Arthur” by my mother and “Mr. Sidgwick” by the
-outside world.
-
-Uncle Arthur was Jack’s brother, but Jack had a monopoly of the
-intelligence of the family. Uncle Arthur had been half starved when
-he first came to me, and it had affected his intellect. Perhaps I had
-better mention that it was not from any supposed similarity in this
-respect that he was named after my uncle. He was idiotic in strange
-ways; for instance, I have known him try to bathe in a draught, from
-which he got inflammation of the lungs. For a long time, also, I
-found it was quite safe to take him out of doors without clipping his
-wings, for he was too foolish to know how to fly. One day, however,
-he astonished me by suddenly flying up into the top of a tree, which
-proved that his apparent powerlessness was the result of idiocy; for
-when he happened, as thus at intervals, to hit upon the right way of
-using his wings, he could fly quite well, though in a rather curious
-manner and with a pigeon-like noise. He never seemed to want to build
-nests, he never even serenaded any of the hen-birds of Jack’s family.
-He had a very happy, limited life. When he was already getting old
-I gave him away. I am sorry to say that his death was compassed
-accidentally by his new mistress; she was so much disgusted with him
-because he would not wash [he had probably forgotten how to], that she
-washed him one day herself with soap and flannel. Uncle Arthur died of
-it.
-
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-
-Jack outlived all the rest. Towards the end of Mummy’s life all
-illusion about her passed away; he got irritated and used to pull
-feathers out of her, though he tried to make up by much affection
-between times. But it was not Mummy’s fault. She was frankly vulgar
-from the beginning, and Jack, with his keen perception of character,
-ought to have known it.
-
-
-
-
-VII
-
-A REGULAR FLIRT
-
-
-Gypsy was so called because he was bought off a gypsy-cart. A friend of
-mine was attracted by his wonderful voice, and gave a half-crown for
-him. Others were attracted by his voice too, with results more fatal.
-
-He was in his first year when I had him, and it was not until the
-second year that his feathers and his fascination attained their full
-proportions. Gypsy was a mule, a cross between a goldfinch and canary.
-His back was dark green, he had a yellowish breast with dark splashes
-on it, black wing feathers, and two patches on his cheeks the colour
-of gooseberry fool; and he had a reddish golden crest, which he could
-raise a little when he was excited.
-
-The next summer was beautiful weather at Oxford, and I took Gypsy there
-when I went to College, though I cannot say that he aided study. If I
-read, he got up a quarrel with the leaves of the book, and flew at them
-as I turned them over. If I wrote, he fell into a passion with my pen,
-and ran across the wet ink on my paper to peck it. And his love-affairs
-were very distracting.
-
-Gypsy’s cage used to be put all day on the window-sill; and I began
-after a time to be aware that he was liable to be seized by sudden
-agitations, when he fluttered backwards and forwards in his cage, with
-a quick, excited note. A few days more and the cause of this agitation
-became apparent; for a little goldfinch, a hen goldfinch I suppose,
-came and sat upon the window-sill.
-
-The intimacy rapidly improved; the goldfinch would come into the room
-and sit on Gypsy’s cage; it made friends with a siskin and a bullfinch
-in the next room, and would roost in an empty cage there at night.
-
-Gypsy’s wing-feathers were clipped, so that I could let him walk
-about out of doors. When I took him into the garden he called to his
-friend, and the goldfinch dropped down by his side to take a walk with
-him. Other goldfinches came sometimes, but only one constantly and
-fearlessly when I was there. One day I remember Gypsy walking down the
-path in front of me accompanied by three friends.
-
-But it was not long before there was a signal of danger. The house we
-were in was having some rooms added on to it, and there were workmen
-about. One day when I was sitting in my room and Gypsy was having an At
-Home, there was a little sound outside, and a limed stick was gently
-shoved towards my window-sill. Of course I remonstrated, and of course
-I was told by the workmen that they had done it entirely for my sake,
-because they thought that I should like to have the bird in a cage,--I
-could have caught the bird ten times over if I had wished it.
-
-But this, I fear, must after all have been the end of the love-lorn
-bird; for it disappeared suddenly, and I never saw it again.
-
-For a long time Gypsy had no society but mine and the canaries. He did
-not care for canaries, and he was mostly in a passion with me. But
-after some time a pair of goldfinches was given to us, much attached to
-each other and otherwise uninteresting. One day I put Gypsy in their
-cage to see what would happen. In three minutes a complete change had
-been worked in that happy home. Gypsy was sitting with the little
-lady on her perch, whispering sweet nothings into her ear, while her
-disconsolate spouse sat by himself on the perch below, meditating
-pistols for two and coffee for one.
-
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-
-I will do Gypsy the justice to say that he admired himself quite as
-much as anyone else admired him. When he was held to the looking-glass
-he did not fight his reflection as some animals do, he fell deeply in
-love with it, and whispered to it in a tiny, sweet, wooing voice, until
-it was obscured by a little circle of damp breath on the glass.
-
-Some one may ask why, if Gypsy was so universally attractive and so
-extremely susceptible, I did not provide him with a wife to himself.
-Simply because it would have been no good; Gypsy was a mere flirt; he
-never would have had nests and eggs and brought up families like other
-birds; he was a mule-bird, and they cannot be domestic.
-
-Gypsy had one last flickering of flirtation. I took his cage out one
-day into a London garden, and sat with him under a tree, and he sang
-loud; suddenly I heard a sound very unfamiliar in London, the voice
-of a bird which was hopping about on the tree above. I looked up, and
-through the leaves I could see that it was a little goldfinch; but it
-was shy and flew away.
-
-These mule-birds die generally very suddenly; and Gypsy died without
-apparent sign of illness at about the age of ten years.
-
-
-
-
-VIII
-
-A FAITHFUL FRIEND
-
-
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-
-We were called into my mother’s room one day, and shown a hamper
-which had just arrived. The hamper was strangely agitated, like that
-hasty-pudding in which Tom Thumb sheltered, and when it was opened out
-rolled a puppy! It was a collie puppy, long haired, black, with tan
-cheeks, a white tip to his tail, white collar and paws, and wholly
-fascinating.
-
-It was really a charming puppy; at present too young to sin; too young
-to do anything but roll about and be petted.
-
-He was named Watch, “for,” said the friend who gave him, “he is a sheep
-dog, and you are a pastoral family”--a very pretty reason, but I think
-she was also influenced by the _horlogerie_ of our namesake.
-
-Time passed, and Watch grew older and uglier. His neck lengthened,
-until his ears looked like ridiculous ornaments on the top of it, his
-legs grew long and lanky, his coat grew thin, and he grew naughty. He
-did not indeed eat up slippers, which is the favourite employment of
-story-book puppies, but he did pull most of a cold Sunday dinner on to
-the lawn, lick the butter out of the dish, and leave joints of mutton
-and beef on the grass. And he had another very original, reprehensible,
-natural impulse--he wished to garden. His method of gardening was to
-dig up saplings from a carefully-planted hedge of yews. He knew it
-was wrong, but he could not help it. When he was seen thus employed,
-he fled back and sheltered himself in his stable. He was just in that
-state of mind and body which answers in human beings to the condition
-of rapid growth and dissatisfied temper, when sleeves retreat up the
-arms, and frocks and knickerbockers up the legs, and the family seems
-to be in a conspiracy for making things disagreeable to you.
-
-So it seemed best that he should be sent to a shepherd for training.
-He went, and three months passed, and we looked daily for his return;
-when one morning, I was sent for to the door, where I saw, held in a
-strap, a beautiful, bashful, silky collie, small and well-proportioned,
-with long tail and ruff, and silk-fringed legs, ready to hide his face
-against the first friend with affection. I could hardly believe it was
-Watch--he was full-blown, come out!
-
-That he should sleep in a stable any longer was a manifest
-impossibility. Watch was established as a house-dog.
-
-He was wonderfully quick and obedient; he learnt to shut the door, play
-the piano, shake hands, catch things from his nose, and lie dead, in
-no time. He was so gentle that one could put little animals under his
-charge; the canary would stand on his head, and a kitten run between
-his paws. One of our blue-eyed white kittens, granddaughter of the
-formidable cat Rector, attached herself warmly to him.
-
-But there were one or two circumstances under which he was not docile.
-Soon after he came home we took him for a walk in the fields near the
-town. He followed quietly; when, suddenly, he spied a flock of sheep
-feeding, and up went the white tufted tail like a banner; nothing could
-hold him; no threats restrain him, until from hedge and ditch he had
-collected the whole flock into marching order. Much severe treatment
-was necessary before we could induce him to relinquish his profession.
-Then often as we went through the fields, Watch following with an eager
-eye, longing to be off after a scattered flock, an old north-country
-shepherd would sidle up and “pass the time of day,” and gently turn the
-conversation until he could say, “I suppose that dog of yours is not
-for sale?” He was right, Watch was not for sale.
-
-He could not, it is true, quite resist the instinct of the chase; and
-often one saw him flying down the garden in pursuit of the white kitten
-Midge, while her old-fashioned, under-bred, good-hearted tabby mother
-followed to protect her. But nothing happened; he rolled over and over
-with Midge, and Jenny jumped upon the soft heap, and dealt out boxes of
-the ear when Watch’s head got uppermost. Then they all got amicably up
-together, and went off quite good friends. Once, I am sorry to say, he
-did break the leg of a rabbit, but he was more surprised than any one
-else at it. I found him another time, having caught a blackbird; he was
-very much surprised and delighted, but puzzled as to the right course
-to adopt next; so he made short runs at it, and pretended to bite it,
-and wagged his tail very much, and asked me to come up and look at it.
-
-As for the goat, he was a most excellent good comrade with her. He
-exercised all his sheep-driving skill to fetch her when she lagged
-behind. And it takes as much skill to fetch one goat as fifty sheep.
-When she behaved well, he consented to go in double harness with her.
-The double harness was made out of tape dyed purple with Judson’s dyes.
-There was an old madman who lived in a house opposite the field where I
-generally drove them. He was very fond of watching the performance.
-
-But now I come to a part of Watch’s character which I cannot present in
-such a favourable light. He was jealous.
-
-Of course we did not find it out at first. He was not brought into
-comparison with other dogs, only with inferior animals, and he
-would naturally not be jealous of them. We are not jealous of our
-friend’s cat and dog, but of our friend’s friends. Watch was not
-jealous of our cats and birds, and goats and guinea-pigs, but of our
-dog-acquaintance. Occasionally he showed slight uneasiness when a horse
-or a baby was much noticed; they were rather too high in the scale of
-creation--nearly at the level of dogs.
-
-But one day there had been a dog show near us, and after the booths had
-been taken down, and the exhibits gone, one poor spaniel was discovered
-who had lost his friends, and appealed to us for sympathy; so we
-invited him to afternoon tea in the garden. Watch came to tea as usual;
-but when he saw the other dog, he suddenly became demonstratively
-affectionate. This was quite appreciated; but the other dog was not
-therefore neglected. So Watch bit him. This was not appreciated at all.
-We told Watch so, but he only sat down and turned his back to us, and
-gave the family five minutes for repentance; and as they did not fall
-on their knees, and beseech his forgiveness, he solemnly marched away
-into the house and lay in his master’s study, quite alone, sulking. I
-am sorry to say, too, that he conceived occasionally the most violent
-antipathies to the most delightful and well-intentioned people. There
-was a friend of ours, devoted to dogs in general, and to him in
-particular, whom he would not allow to touch him; he would not take
-food from her hand; once, when he had accepted from some one else the
-food he had refused from her, he stopped eating it because he heard her
-laugh. Once he was the victim of uncontrollable fascination. A girl
-came to tea, at whose greeting he growled; then he lay down in a corner
-with his eyes fixed on her. She went on talking and taking no notice of
-him, and he came out into the room, little by little, looking at her,
-till he finally sat straight in front of her, with his eyes fixed on
-hers; and there he remained until she went away.
-
-Watch had become identified with the family, to the extent of being
-called “Watch Benson” by many friends. His English vocabulary was
-wonderfully large. I remember the surprise of one gentleman who came
-to talk business with my father. Watch was in the room, and, hearing
-our voices outside, suddenly started to the door, which was shut. “Why
-don’t you go out of the window, then?” my father said, quite quietly,
-and Watch in a moment ran to the window and jumped out.
-
-I never quite knew what Watch’s position was towards religious
-exercises. I think he approved of them, but disapproved of our
-exclusiveness about them. So he pretended altogether to despise
-church. He was depressed on Sunday morning, came to the garden gate to
-congratulate us when church was over, and pretended to be sleepy when
-the time for evening church drew near. But I think that was because he
-was not allowed to go; for he took up a very different position about
-prayers; he insisted on coming; he had his own stall in a window;
-though occasionally, when strangers were there, and he could not be
-turned out, he suddenly decided to leave it for the softer rugs in the
-middle of the chapel. There was one memorable occurrence, when the 26th
-chapter of St. Matthew was read, and Watch got more and more excited
-as he heard his own name repeated more and more emphatically, until
-at the final, “I say unto all, _Watch_,” he ran eagerly out into the
-middle--such exciting, personal prayers!
-
-But he made a great point of attending; for when we changed our
-house, and came to the conclusion that his presence would no longer
-be appreciated, his efforts to attend prayers were quite pathetic.
-Sometimes he scratched at the door, or pushed it open, and marched in
-in the middle; sometimes he slunk in when we went into the chapel, and
-sometimes ran in first and tried to hide. He had a vague idea in his
-mind, that it was some special privilege, some special identification
-with the family.
-
-Now that we were in London half the year, Watch could not be with us
-constantly. For one thing his dirty paws were such a mortification to
-him, and we thought he would die from the amount of soot he licked
-off. And he could not go walks, for he would stand smiling at us in
-the middle of the street, with a tram, two omnibuses, a cart, and four
-hansoms, bearing down upon him. So he went to stay with friends, or
-down to the farm in the country.
-
-That last was often necessary, but not a great success. Watch was
-very exclusive; he never would go walking with servants, except when
-everyone else was--not out, for he might have met them--but away
-from home. The one exception was when the servants were nurses with
-children. He was fond of children, and did not think it _infra dig._ to
-play with them. In the same way he despised everyone at the farm, and
-had to be treated in a very special manner, quite different from all
-other dogs. “Why can’t Watch live like any of the other dogs?” one of
-the children asked. “Oh, my dear, Watch is much too good for us,” his
-mother told him, with a deep sarcasm. No other dog could come on the
-rug when Watch was lying there. The cat might come and was welcome, and
-liked the benevolent old gentleman. Just as one would not like anybody
-to come and take half of one’s armchair, but might be rather flattered
-if a cat or a little dog jumped up to settle itself there. Cats were
-only cats, and fit subjects for philanthropy, but other dogs were his
-own ill-bred relatives. As some one summed it up, “Watch doesn’t care
-for dogs.”
-
-The other dogs could not be expected to appreciate this, and Watch’s
-airs provoked at last one outburst from King, the steady old
-patriarchal collie of the farm. King flew upon him one fine day to
-have it out, and all the other dogs, seeing that King “had taken out a
-free ticket,” as the bailiff phrased it, flew to avenge their private
-grievances. Watch was very nearly killed, but he kept his airs to
-the last. Such strong arguments were brought to bear upon King, that
-ever after, when Watch crossed the yard, King retired promptly to his
-kennel. He could not trust his own self-control, and fled temptation.
-
-Poor King! he had a sad end. He and a young golden collie called Pat
-went out together in some woods--poachers, I fear. Towards evening Pat
-came back in a fearful state of agitation, trembling. The dog must
-have longed for words to tell what he had seen! But they guessed it.
-The gamekeeper was known to have a grudge against King, and he was
-never heard of again from that day to this.
-
-Watch had a very different end. He grew old and blind. He had to live
-altogether at the farm now, but he did not mind that. He had two great
-friends. One was the bailiff’s daughter, and one the niece of the
-landlady at the “Cricketers,” over the way. The first nursed Watch,
-the second he went to see every day. But the niece got married, and
-Watch never crossed the road again, but transferred all his affection
-to Katie. He was nearly blind now, quite deaf, and very rheumatic. He
-had not much emotion left; it soon wearied him. I remember while he
-was still at the house, that when we all came home at the end of the
-holidays in two detachments, he greeted the first-comers effusively,
-and then retired under the sofa, and took no notice of the second batch
-until they had been in the house about an hour; then, his emotions
-being rested, he came out and greeted them too with affection.
-
-But two loves remained to the end; his love for Katie and his love
-for milk pudding--and Katie generally gave him the milk pudding. He
-hobbled about after her as long as he could, and sat in her room. Once
-they thought him dying. He lay on Katie’s bed, and Katie was away--was
-coming back that evening. His head lay on the pillow and his eyes were
-closed, and they thought him dead, when Katie came upstairs and spoke
-to him; and the life came back to him, and she fed him, and he lived a
-few days more. Then he died, this time with Katie close to him.
-
-He is buried by the gold-fish pond under a cedar, and he has a
-tombstone and an epitaph, “_Esne Vigil_.” And the other day I passed
-by, and freshly-gathered daisies were lying on it. I think Katie must
-have put them there.
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-
-
-
-IX
-
-KIDS OF THE GOATS
-
-
-They were Zoe and Marcianus Capello (but she was no kid), and Capricorn
-and his brother, and Chat and Tan. I did not possess them all at the
-same time; in fact, I never had more than three at one time, and that
-was because Marcianus Capello had twins.
-
-Zoe was the first. When she came to us she was a little white kid, just
-taken from her mother; she was very pretty, with a dark mark down her
-back and two little tassels of hair on her neck. But, as I say, she was
-only just taken from her mother, and the first evening was full of much
-trouble and care, for we could not find anything she would eat, and
-we thought she would be starved. She would not be fed, moreover, with
-milk, and we were in despair until we thought of trying if she would
-eat the tender sprouts of may. It was early spring, and for a day or so
-all her meals were taken in our arms, as we held her up to nibble at
-the hawthorn hedge.
-
-But she soon grew less fastidious, and, as goats do, would eat
-anything, from garden flowers, laurel leaves, and cabbages, down to
-paper and bread. She was tethered in the field, and this was very
-necessary, for if she was free she would follow us everywhere, would
-go walks with us out of doors, and would come into the house after us.
-The chief difficulty with kids is superabundant affection; they wail
-pitifully when one leaves them alone, and cannot be persuaded that
-their presence is not always desirable. Some friends of ours--they were
-Quakers too--used to dress up a stick with a waterproof and hat to
-keep their kid company. It satisfied her completely; but was it quite
-consistent with the Friends’ idea of truth?
-
-Zoe nearly had a bad accident once, in consequence of her fondness
-for coming into the house. I was sitting on the steps at the door
-and playing with her, when suddenly she bounced away from me and
-ran into the drawing-room. I pursued her, and she, knowing she was
-wrong, ran farther, saw a way of escape, and jumped straight through a
-large plate-glass window. I thought she would be cut to pieces, and
-in agonies rushed outside, where I found her making the most of her
-opportunities by devouring our best rose trees under the window.
-
-Zoe lived with us for a year. Then I was kept indoors by a bad cold and
-throat, and I heard that the kid was sympathising with me by having a
-bad throat also. But alas, poor Zoe! her throat was much worse than
-mine, and though we strapped a little blanket on her back to keep her
-warm, and though the gardener and the cowman poured gruel down her
-throat, when she could hardly swallow, she got thinner and weaker, and
-one morning she died. I sobbed audibly all through prayers that morning.
-
-Then a friend of mine told me that some cousins of hers were anxious
-to part with a goat they had, and Marcianus Capello, otherwise called
-Marcap, arrived. She was not at all like Zoe; she was a large, dull,
-elderly, brown and white goat. She did not want to make friends at all;
-she chiefly wanted to eat. But there was one great advantage about
-her, for a few weeks after I had her she gave birth to two little twin
-billygoats--two fluffy black-and-white creatures with huge legs.
-
-Marcap was, like Zoe, tethered in the field, and it was supposed that
-filial affection would keep the kids near her. The kids had a fine
-time in consequence. One morning one heard a rattling over the roof of
-the nursery, and found the kids were playing King of the Castle on the
-house-top. Another time they came skipping out of a yard where building
-was going on, covered with lime to the tops of their legs; and for some
-little time we were terribly afraid that the smallest kid would lose
-his eyesight, as he had splashed lime up into his eyes, and that they
-both would come out of it with skinny hairless legs. A procession,
-of my nurse holding a cup of milk and water, myself and my youngest
-brother (who was too naughty to be left alone), could be seen crossing
-the field three times a day to bathe the kid’s eyes.
-
-When the kids were old enough to do without their mother, we gave
-Marcap away. I did not mind parting with Marcap; I never should have
-got fond of her, for she had no idea of intimacy. But to part with a
-kid was a different matter; it took us a long time to decide that it
-would be better to keep the biggest and strongest kid, Capricorn; and
-we gave away the little one.
-
-Capricorn proved just a little more warlike than it is quite convenient
-for a kid to be, if you are in the habit of taking it out for walks.
-In the first place, if he met a flock of sheep in a field, he would at
-once begin to drive them away, running and butting after them. In the
-second place, if he met cows, he would invariably have a pitched battle
-with them, unless he was dragged away by main force. I have seen him in
-the middle of a ring of cows, knocked down by them, and getting up to
-butt them again. Thirdly, if he met a donkey, even in a cart, he would
-go for it, which sometimes caused the drivers of the cart to swear.
-Lastly, if he met children, he would try to awe them by standing on his
-hind-legs. His wickedness gradually developed with his growth. Before
-he was grown up he was a very affectionate kid. Once, when I turned
-back in a walk, the rest of my family had the greatest difficulty in
-inducing Capricorn to go with them. He got on very well with our wise
-collie. Watch was useful in fetching him up, if he lagged behind in a
-walk to carry out some of his evil designs. I had a little cart for
-Capricorn, too, and made him pull up stones for a rockery we were
-making; this was a good outlet for his energies, and he had less time
-to be wicked.
-
-But he finally got too fierce for us to keep him any longer. If I was
-running down a hill by his side he would try to hook me with his horns,
-and he was not at all to be trusted with children. I gave him away
-reluctantly, and it was some consolation to hear that he nearly killed
-his new master, who came upon him suddenly in the dark. Since then I
-found out that it was not individual wickedness, but, so to speak,
-class wickedness, and that it is rarely safe to keep a billygoat when
-he grows up.
-
-Then for some time I had no kid. After a while a lady near who kept
-goats gave me two kids.
-
-These were very pretty kids; one was quite white, the other fawn
-colour, and very graceful. They would follow me everywhere; but, as I
-could not keep two, Chat, the white one, was given away.
-
-It was considerably easier to take Tan walks than it had been to take
-Capricorn; for Tan did not want to fight every beast or child she met.
-Watch was useful in fetching her as he had been with Capricorn. Long
-afterwards, when the acquaintanceship between them was a thing of the
-past, to say, “Watch, fetch the kid,” would bring her hurrying up to
-us. Tan was the only one of my goats who ever learnt a trick, but I
-taught her to shake hands in exchange for leaves or oats.
-
-Then we moved from the place where we were living, and I left Tan
-behind me for a child of the family who were coming into our old house.
-I heard no more of her for a year, and then they wrote to me to say
-that Tan was pining, and they wished that I would send for her. So she
-came up by train, and the first moment she saw me she remembered me,
-and we shook hands.
-
-Tan is still alive. On misty summer mornings, one sees her pass the
-windows heading a herd of cows; she is much too proud to walk with
-sheep; and though she will condescend to go with cows, she keeps
-herself to herself, never talks to any of them, but preserves a proud
-and solitary position. On rare occasions a sudden burst of friendship
-or curiosity will induce her to come into the house with me.
-
-But my friendship with Tan, I must confess it, is not what it was;
-perhaps it might never have waned if I had not consented to the year’s
-separation. But although occasionally we bleat to each other from a
-distance, though we shake hands over a few oats, she no longer runs
-to meet me if I come near, she no longer cries out with a wailing
-bleat when I go away, she no longer has to be tied up to prevent
-her following me. And I do not think it is age that has made this
-difference, I think it was worked by that year of separation.
-
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-
-Passing through the farmyard on a cold day, I found Tan in the corner
-where the dead leaves had blown up, and lay a foot or more deep. She
-was standing in the deepest part of the heap, which came up to the top
-of her legs, and had secured herself, as it were, a good hot bottle for
-the night.
-
-In conclusion, I would say that there are no pets more enchanting
-than kids. They will give you as much amusement as kittens or
-puppies; while they are as intelligent as grown-up dogs, and even more
-wildly devoted. But there are two things you must never expect of a
-goat,--neither the least unselfishness in their affection, nor the
-smallest spark of benevolence.
-
-
-
-
-X
-
-COMMUNITY LIFE
-
-
-Our old cowman Callaway was Cornish; he taught me to milk; he took a
-fatherly interest in my animals; he talked Cornished English, and I
-understood about a quarter of what he said. He had a wife who worked in
-the house of a neighbour of ours, and a very elegant daughter. I never
-could imagine how her hats and jackets and dresses got into the hovel
-in which the family lived; however, I suppose they must have got into
-it, for they certainly came out.
-
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-
-The wife’s employer’s daughter kept guinea-pigs; and Callaway promised
-to get us a white one. In due time he appeared with it. But to our
-delight, when the box was opened, out came two little white creatures,
-with shining red eyes, not weak bluish-pink eyes, but real good red
-ones like little jewels. They were named Ixtlilxochitl and Atahualpa,
-and installed in a wooden house with a wired-in yard under the laurel
-trees of the drying-ground. Here they rapidly became naturalised;
-burrowing under their wire fence, they found the way to the long,
-fresh grass beyond, and enjoyed as much liberty as they wished till
-nightfall, when the wooden slide of their house shut them safe from
-dogs and rats and cats.
-
-I had many sympathisers in my amusements. Not only was there Callaway
-the cowman, who became house-builder to the community, but my old nurse
-used to take the guinea-pigs a breakfast of soaked bread every morning;
-and we had a butler sagacious about animals, to appeal to as a highest
-authority on all difficult questions. So when, one morning, I opened
-the slide, to find two new white things about as big as large mice
-gaily running about, the first thing I did was to run to the servants’
-hall and summon the butler to advise in this difficult and delicate
-situation. Ixtlilxochitl was sent to a new hutch, hastily erected for
-him, and Atahualpa kept house for the babies.
-
-This was very good for the development of Ixtlilxochitl’s character.
-He became very tame, learnt to sit up with his forepaws on my finger,
-and to “lie dead” on his back with his little pink hands and feet in
-the air; guinea-pigs’ forefeet are really small pink hands, with short
-claws on the fingers, and a rudimentary thumb.
-
-Guinea-pigs grow up very soon; they have no helpless infancy at all.
-I have heard of a guinea-pig eating bran twenty minutes after it was
-born. I know we used to carry the infants about and let them run up our
-sleeves till they stuck, and had to be pulled back by their hind-legs;
-and though I would not recommend this practice, they never seemed to
-take any harm from it. Then, when they are about three months old they
-become heads of families. At first the family only consists of one or
-two members, but they increase in number until each family numbers
-seven or eight. You may expect a new family once every six or eight
-weeks. There is a nice sum in geometrical progression! And after this
-general statement of the matter you will hardly expect me to give
-you a history of each individual, though I made a chart of their
-genealogies. I will, however, give a short biographical notice of the
-most interesting characters.
-
-The first two were Ulfias and Brastias. Ulfias was a nice, comely
-guinea-pig; he took after his father, and had brown whiskers. Brastias
-had pink ears, which were generally much bitten, and fierce red eyes;
-he was an ill-conditioned, cross little beast, and a great fighter.
-Moreover, he was a murderer.
-
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-
-It is the funniest thing in the world to see guinea-pigs fighting.
-They stand on the tips of their toes and raise their noses, until they
-present the chin only to their adversaries; then they begin to dance
-round, always chin to chin, gnashing their teeth; when they see a good
-opportunity they fly in and bite. It is a scientific way of fighting,
-like wrestling or fencing--quite different from the indiscriminate
-plunge of a cat, who rolls round in a heap with her adversary.
-
-After these two came Enid, Elaine, and Geraint. Enid was the first to
-have a baby, and she had only one--a fat round one, which grew and
-prospered until one day when he suddenly disappeared. We searched and
-hunted with anxious hearts, but with no result. After a time we wanted
-to move the hutches to a new place, and when we took up that in which
-poor Enid and the baby lived, there was a hole under it--a rat’s hole,
-and at the end of the hole, as we peered down, we saw a little white
-thing--the skin and bones of a baby guinea-pig. Enid never had another
-baby; she grew sad and thin and pined away, and at last she died.
-
-Then Elaine had a baby--two; but one was deformed, completely paralysed
-in his hind-legs, and I felt that the kindest thing to do would be to
-destroy him. So I took out a bottle of laudanum, and prepared to begin
-the hari-kari. Poor little guinea-pig! it was already very ill, and I
-could with difficulty get its little rabbit-like mouth open. What a
-tiny throat! could it swallow even enough poison to end its panting
-little life? When I laid it down again there was very little change,
-and I did not know what to do; then the pink nose, the hands and feet,
-began to have a slightly blue tinge. I could not disturb it again to
-open its mouth, so I poured a little more laudanum on its mouth and
-nose, and the limbs got bluer, and the breathing became harder, and at
-last ceased. It was a dreadful thing to do. However, on the whole, it
-was less dreadful than drowning it. Once I had to drown a bat.... We
-will draw a veil over that.
-
-However, to proceed with the guinea-pigs. The baby that was not
-deformed was a very nice little pig--small but comely. He grew up and
-was called Jim.
-
-There is an individuality about guinea-pigs, not explicable but to be
-apprehended intuitively. Jim was quite individual. You would have known
-that if you had only seen him sitting upright at his mother’s side to
-nibble out of the hay trough.
-
-The guinea-pigs lived in a large estate fenced in by wire; inside the
-yard were various settlements, bedrooms, all with free access to the
-yard, and usually to the ground beyond, for they made holes under the
-wire and disported themselves outside. They had a beautiful rack to
-hold their hay, saucers for bran, and were given a breakfast of soaked
-bread every morning. At breakfast-time shrill whistles might be heard
-from the guinea-pig yard. Most people think guinea-pigs have only
-one noise, but in reality they have, quite clearly defined, three
-fundamental notes, of desire, contentment, and anger. They whistle when
-they are hungry, make what are called “guinea-pig noises” when they are
-well content--for ordinary conversation, and they gnash their teeth
-when they are angry.
-
-About this time, when the colony was not too large, I used to take them
-out for picnics.
-
-Opposite the front door, at the corner of the lawn, there is a large
-escalonia tree; on warm summer evenings it sheds a delicious fragrant
-smell from leaves and flowers. Opposite this there is a stile made to
-get into the fields. The stile is made in such a manner as to be a very
-comfortable seat. Here, under the escalonia, I used to turn out the
-guinea-pigs for a day in the country, while I read a book on the stile,
-and Watch was put to guard them; if any little pig strayed too far, he
-saw where it went to, and helped me to find it again.
-
-But, in time, the colony grew too large for this, and at last it began
-to increase with a rapidity that alarmed me; for, as you see, it is not
-a case of the simple geometrical progression of creatures which have
-the same number in every family; but, as guinea-pigs get older, each
-family gets larger, so that it is like a sum in compound interest, at
-an accelerating rate of interest. I began to be frightened when the
-“five Mitchinsons” were born, and the next family was larger still.
-
-In fact, they would have eaten us out of garden and farm, if it had not
-been for what political economists call “violent checks”; these violent
-checks were kidnapping, nepoticide, and massacre.
-
-Kidnapping was the first check. Our house was being added to, and there
-were various workmen about, and one morning when I visited the hutches,
-Daisy and Ally Mitchinson were missing. There is no more to say about
-it; they were never seen again. I felt like a mother, who, having
-complained of the burden and size of her family, is deprived of one of
-them.
-
-But that was not the worst. Atahualpa was still flourishing, although a
-great-great-grandmother. One morning I found reason to seclude her from
-the rest of the community, and by an arrangement of hutches, I shut off
-a little yard for her by herself.
-
-I came back a few hours later, and I found Brastias had displayed
-himself in his true colours at last. He had leaped the barrier, and
-was standing with gory mouth and fiery eye, over the carcase of a baby
-guinea-pig. In another corner of the hutch was Atahualpa, behaving with
-the supremest indifference to six more.
-
-That day I gave away sixteen guinea-pigs. But I believe that we should
-have had a repetition of Bishop Hatto, if it had not been for the last
-check--namely, massacre.
-
-We were overrun with rats, and rat-catchers were sent for. One morning
-two men came up with their dogs. The men were looking at the rat-holes,
-and arranging a plan of campaign, when suddenly they found that the
-dogs were not with them. Across the wall which separated the cow
-stables and haystacks from the garden and guinea-pig yard, they heard a
-doleful noise. They ran round, and found that the dogs had been doing
-their duty nobly, and all the guinea-pigs but two lay dead on the
-ground.
-
-The victims were buried in a large grave, and my brother found a
-suitable slate and wrote a Latin epitaph on it. He put it up as a
-headstone, and enjoyed the proceeding very much.
-
-But I did not enjoy it. I had not the heart to keep guinea-pigs any
-more. I gave away the two survivors, and the hutches mouldered away,
-and cucumbers grew over the yard, and only the genealogy and the
-tombstone were left as memorials of that very large family with the
-white coats and jewelled eyes.
-
-
-
-
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-
-XI
-
-FINISHED SOLOMON
-
-
-King Solomon was journeying through a thirsty land--sand beneath his
-feet, sand around as far as a man could see, above the pitiless blue
-sky. No tree could grow here, and no rock was there to cast its shadow
-on the sand. “What shall shield me,” said the king, “from the fury of
-this sun?” Then was heard the sound of light wings beating the air, for
-all creatures knew the voice of the words of King Solomon; and there
-came through the air a cloud of hoopoes, and they spread their barred
-wings, and closed them together, wing to wing, and they shielded King
-Solomon. So, when the toilsome journey was over, the king called the
-hoopoes, and said, “O hoopoes, what will ye that I give you for your
-service done to me this day?” And the hoopoes said, “O King, give us
-crowns of gold”; and the king gave the hoopoes crowns of pure gold.
-
-But men hunted the hoopoes through the length and breadth of the land,
-and they killed them for the sake of their golden crowns; then the
-hoopoes cried to King Solomon, for King Solomon knew the voice of all
-beasts and birds, yea of the creeping things also, and the hoopoes
-said, “Take away our crowns, O king, for men kill us for the sake of
-our golden crowns.” And Solomon took away their crowns. “Yet,” said he,
-“it shall be known what the hoopoes did for the King,” and he gave them
-crowns of golden feathers.
-
- * * * * *
-
-So says the _Book of the Enchantments of the King_, and that is why my
-hoopoe was called Solomon.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I was riding through a village near Thebes in the evening, and among
-the groups of children who held out grimy hands and cried “Backsheesh”;
-and the half-blind boys who made the somewhat startling statement,
-“Finished Fazzer, finished Muzzer, I yam berry hongerry”; I saw at the
-door of a mud house three children, one of whom swung towards me a bird
-he held by the wings,--and I recognised the helpless, half-dead, fluffy
-mass for a hoopoe.
-
-I refused to give them the wages of sin, and they were too much
-surprised to attempt to hinder the departure of the hoopoe. Indeed, if
-they had kept it much longer, it would have departed without assistance
-by the silent road, for one claw had been tied back to its leg, and it
-had been swung in that manner till its tormentors happened to think
-that they had better try the wings instead; its crown of feathers had
-been pulled out; and when I got back to the hotel, it shut its eyes
-and fell forwards on the point of its beak as if it was about to die.
-The string had been tied so tightly that it was with difficulty that
-we got it free from its bonds, and then we plied it with whisky and
-water. That was no easy matter either, for it would not open its mouth,
-and one had first to get the long beak open, and then to hold it so,
-while from a feather dipped in the refreshing beverage a drop trickled
-down the pink throat; then the bill was shut, and one watched to see
-if the feathers of the throat would ruffle and give sign that the
-drop was passing down. The method succeeded, for presently the little
-forked tongue was shot out to suck up the liquid, the little brown
-eyes opened, and the hoopoe, taking in the situation, hurried into the
-corner of the window-sill, and supposed that he was hiding himself by
-laying his long bill up the wall.
-
-It would certainly be necessary to provide the hoopoe with a
-habitation, were he only the guest of a day; so a crate which had
-contained pottery was found, its straw was arranged nestwise, and the
-bird was bestowed in it, much to its own satisfaction.
-
-But the diet was a problem. Its natural food was live insects. I went
-so far as to kill a housefly, but it was a very disgusting process, and
-the fly was not at all well received; moreover, I was not sure whether
-the hoopoe was of an age to receive, shall I say _peptonised_ food from
-his parents, or whether he preferred the raw material. But as the best
-compromise, including the carnivorous and the more-or-less-peptonised
-element, I decided on hard-boiled egg; that had to be administered in
-the same way as the whisky, with drops of water to help it to run
-down. After this I put the hoopoe into the crate for the night.
-
-I frankly confess that I expected to find a stiff little body there in
-the morning, but instead I saw a bright brown eye fixed upon me, and a
-smooth, compact, though crownless little hoopoe, sitting in the straw.
-
-If the hoopoe was going to live, other things became necessary--first
-and foremost, a name.
-
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-
-The name suited him exactly. From the time that he was called Solomon,
-he _became_ Solomon. We never spoke of him as the hoopoe; indeed, it
-is with great difficulty that I have avoided so far using his name.
-Now I have told you when and why he was named; henceforth, then, he is
-Solomon.
-
-But, secondly, Solomon must have exercise, and fresh animal food. It
-would be better, both for the sake of digestion and economy of time, if
-the two could be combined, and I spent most of my time in effecting the
-combination in one of the garden beds.
-
-The beds in the hotel garden are excellently convenient for feeding and
-exercising half-fledged hoopoes; they are lowered three or four inches
-below the level of the paths, for the purposes of irrigation. Thus
-when, once a week, the water is turned in, the beds become a series
-of pools, until the water has gradually soaked away through the rich
-black mud. Further, the beds are surrounded with a bushy little plant,
-so that when Solomon tried to spring over the edge and escape me, his
-wings were not strong enough for the purpose; he sprawled on the bushy
-plant, wings spread and legs kicking, and was easily captured.
-
-But it was Sunday, and the hour drew towards church time. Solomon must
-go home and be fed before I went to church. Accordingly, I went to
-catch him, but there was one thing I had forgotten. At the corner of
-the bed was a drain through which the irrigation was effected. Quick as
-thought Solomon ran in there, and was out of arm’s length in a minute.
-What was to be done? The bell was already ringing to church; decent
-and godly people, with their prayer-books in their hands, were walking
-down the garden path; and there was I plunging round the drain in
-search of an ungrateful, half-fledged, discrowned hoopoe. I dared not
-leave him there, to be the prey of the numerous and ravenous hawks and
-crows.
-
-But suddenly, as a _Deus ex machina_, Mahmoud the gardener hove in
-sight; so I called to Mahmoud, and Mahmoud called to Ibrahim, and
-Ibrahim brought a dry palm leaf, and we put it in at the opposite end
-of the drain, and made a very terrible shaking noise in the inside with
-it; and there hurried out a very long beak, supported by a very small
-bird at the end of it; and Solomon was captured in time for church.
-
-When I came back from church, Solomon’s crate was empty. We trod
-carefully over the room for fear of squashing him flat, like a
-botanical specimen; we looked under the sofa, under the chairs, and
-Solomon was not there. Then a little scuffling noise on the balcony
-attracted our attention, and there was Solomon with a guilty look in
-his face. We lined the inside of his crate with stiff newspaper.
-
-But when I came back from lunch I saw a ridiculous silhouette far up
-the half-lighted passage. There again was Solomon! He had carried on
-mining operations on the paper during lunch, and had escaped again.
-Another crate with narrower bars had to be procured. Of course he
-instantly put his head through and got it fixed, and I had to seize him
-by the beak and push him back.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-Now, by all the laws of animal literature, Solomon ought to have been
-devoted to me by this time. If he had studied the _Whole Duty of
-Birds_, he would have found out that he must wake me at dawn (I cannot
-feel sure that I should have appreciated that); that he must flutter
-his wings with joy and chirp when I came into the room, even if he did
-not feel equal to opening his little bill and pouring forth a grateful
-song (do hoopoes sing?); that he must follow me round the room; that he
-must eat out of my hand; that he must beat his breast against the bars
-of his cage when I went away.
-
-Solomon did none of these things. He shut his beak tightly when I
-wished to feed him, he pecked at me when I tried to open it, he ran
-away when I attempted to catch him, he struggled when I had got him,
-he hurled himself from my hand into the crate as soon as possible, and
-he did not like me at all.
-
-By the third day Solomon had immensely developed. People who had
-considerately told me that it was impossible to rear a hoopoe, now
-foretold that he would live. He extended his mining operations to the
-garden. I am not sure that he found any insects, but he did great
-execution on the loose earth at the foot of the palm-tree. He looked
-quite like a real grown-up hoopoe when he ran about the garden bed and
-dug his bill in up to its roots; and in the evening he flopped off the
-window-sill while I was feeding him, and had a grand race round the
-room.
-
-That night I dismissed the fear of finding the little cold corpse in
-the morning.
-
-But when I opened the shutters and looked at Solomon in the morning,
-he was not awake; his head was tucked behind his wing. I took him out,
-he looked round dreamily, and sank on to the ground. I got whisky and
-water again, and fed him with a feather; he pecked and struggled at
-first, but presently he allowed me to open his beak, and I saw that the
-little pink mouth was getting very white. Still I gave him more, hoping
-it would have the same reviving effect as at first. But presently
-Solomon dropped his beak on the window-sill, and the drop trickled down
-it again, for he had stopped swallowing. He laid his head down, and
-stretched out his little black claws; and heaved gently once or twice;
-and no more.
-
-As the Arabs say, it was “Finished Solomon.”
-
-[Illustration]
-
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-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: Subject to Vanity</p>
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-<p class="center p140">SUBJECT TO VANITY</p>
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-<p class="mt3">Τῇ γὰρ ματαιότητι ἡ κτίσις ὑπετάγη, οὐχ ἑκοῡσα ἀλλὰ διὰ τὸν
-ὑποτάξαντα, ἐπ’ ἐλπίδι ὅτι καὶ αὐτὴ ἡ κτίσις ἐλευθερωθήσεται ἀπὸ τῆς
-δουλείας τῆς φθορᾶς εἰς τὴν ἐλευθερίαν τῆς δόξης τῶν τέκνων τοῦ θεοῦ.</p>
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-<p class="center p180">SUBJECT TO VANITY</p>
-
-<p class="center mt3 lh"><small>BY</small><br />
-MARGARET BENSON</p>
-
-<p class="center mt3 italic"><small>WITH ILLUSTRATIONS
-BY THE AUTHOR</small></p>
-
-<p class="center mt3">NEW YORK<br />
-DODD, MEAD, &amp; COMPANY<br />
-1895</p>
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-<div class="section">
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider2" />
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-<p class="center lh"><small>TO</small>
-OUR BETH<br />
-IN LOVE AND GRATITUDE<br />
-FOR<br />
-LIFELONG LOVE<br />
-AND CARE</p>
-</div>
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-</div>
-<h2 id="contents">CONTENTS</h2>
-
-<table summary="">
-<tr>
-<th class="tdr2" colspan="3">PAGE</th>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">I.</td>
-<td class="tdl">APOLOGIA PRO FELE MEA</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#i">9</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">II.</td>
-<td class="tdl">CLANDESTINE CORRESPONDENCE</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#ii">31</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">III.</td>
-<td class="tdl">IN THE BOSOM OF THE FAMILY</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#iii">41</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">IV.</td>
-<td class="tdl">CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#iv">51</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">V.</td>
-<td class="tdl">THE DESERTED LOVER</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#v">65</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">VI.</td>
-<td class="tdl">JACK</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#vi">75</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">VII.</td>
-<td class="tdl">A REGULAR FLIRT</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#vii">89</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">VIII.</td>
-<td class="tdl">A FAITHFUL FRIEND</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#viii">97</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">IX.</td>
-<td class="tdl">KIDS OF THE GOATS</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#ix">111</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">X.</td>
-<td class="tdl">COMMUNITY LIFE</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#x">123</a></td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdr">XI.</td>
-<td class="tdl">FINISHED SOLOMON</td>
-<td class="tdr2"><a href="#xi">135</a></td>
-</tr>
-</table>
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-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_9"></a>9</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="i">I<br />
-<span>APOLOGIA PRO FELE MEA</span></h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0009">
- <img src="images/i-0009.jpg" width="500" height="221" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="dropcap">W</span>HY were cats created? I do not mean this as a sceptical question,
-doubtful of any end in their creation; no answer about adaptation and
-environment would be adequate, nor any statement of specific use. For
-with all the higher animals&mdash;that is to say, with all the animals one
-intimately knows&mdash;there is some beauty of intelligence, physique, or
-character which renders them, as one must necessarily believe they
-are, ends in themselves, not only means to the perfection of our very
-egotistic species. The dog, for instance, has at <a id="anyrate"></a>anyrate moral beauty,
-and the stag physical; but the cat, who so often loses her physical
-beauty after the first year of her life, and who slinks about<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_10"></a>10</span> with a
-weight of strange and secret care on her shoulders, what has she? Who
-ever knew a cat of really fine character, and yet why otherwise do they
-suffer such bitter experience? Not experience merely of pans and pots
-and cat-hunts, which only touch the physical cat; but of the real,
-keen, emotional suffering of the moral cat, fierce pangs of envy, and
-the burden of alienated affection? I think cats must be meant to be
-good rather than beautiful.</p>
-
-<p>When Persis walked out of her travelling-basket, I thought that I
-had never seen so pretty a kitten. She was about as long as she was
-high, and as broad as she was long; her coat was of grey&mdash;or as this
-particular shade is called blue&mdash;and white, soft, long hair; and she
-had olive-yellow eyes. She would not have much to say to me just then;
-but when I came into the room, where she had been shut up in the
-evening, and saw the little, upright figure sitting on the table beside
-a lighted candle, which my nurse had set there in case she should feel
-lonely and unhappy in the dark, after a moment’s contemplation&mdash;for
-Persis is shortsighted&mdash;she jumped down and rushed to meet me.</p>
-
-<p>She is very well-bred; of course her white is a mistake&mdash;she ought
-to be blue all over; but she<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_11"></a>11</span> has all the other signs of good
-breeding&mdash;long silky tufts in the inside of her paws; ears so
-beautifully feathered that all other cats’ ears look distressingly
-naked; a little, dark smudge on her pink nose, to show that she knew it
-ought to have been black; and now she is full grown, the most beautiful
-tail I have ever seen&mdash;“like a squirrel,” children say.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0011">
- <img src="images/i-0011.jpg" width="500" height="490" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>She was not called Persis at first, but Hafiz. The popular rendering of
-that as “Uffiz” was not very pretty; and while the salutation to “the
-beloved Persis” was being read in the second lesson one Sunday morning,
-it suddenly struck me that<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_12"></a>12</span> Persis would be a very nice and appropriate
-name for a Persian cat, and the name “took.”</p>
-
-<p>Her manners mostly were charming, and with gracefulness like a
-well-born lady she would stretch one hand from her basket to greet one
-coming into the room. She was very affectionate; she would put her arms
-round my neck in a way I have never known any other cat do, not even
-her children. Like most other Persian cats, she would kiss me and lick
-my hand. She had, I will confess, one rude trick: when she was in a
-larky condition in the twilight, if she caught my eye, she would run,
-with her head turned round and the side of her face on the ground, all
-about the room, ending up by coming quite close to me, and jumping and
-clawing in the air. The position was ludicrous, her head twisted round,
-and her eyes fixed on mine so that she could not see what was in front
-of her, and ran sometimes into legs of tables and chairs; her nerves,
-too, in such a tense condition that if one startled her she would jump
-high into the air, and then flee into a corner. She always reminded one
-of the way in which a cockney street-boy makes faces if you catch his
-eye.</p>
-
-<p>She was not always amiable, the one defect in her character was that
-she was liable to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_13"></a>13</span> “strange fits of passion,” and would pass from play
-to anger on occasion without the slightest warning.</p>
-
-<p>She is the fiercest cat towards other animals that I have ever seen.
-While she was yet a tiny kitten, I brought up a large semi-Persian
-Tom cat to paint. The tiny kitten chased this big creature round and
-round the room; if he got under a chair, she got on it, and reached
-down a little menacing white paw to slap his face. He submitted meekly,
-until, in order to see what would happen at close quarters, I brought
-her quite near to him. She spit and swore at him, but thus brought to
-bay he knocked her over with a sounding box on each ear, and she fled
-under the table, where, with a tiny drop of blood on her face, she
-bemoaned herself and appealed for sympathy, the picture of a helpless,
-injured child. As for the other cat, once roused he went on growling
-and spitting all morning.</p>
-
-<p>The only small quadruped I ever knew Persis not want to fight was a
-rabbit. Some children on the place had a tame rabbit which was very
-fond of cats. One day she met him out of doors. He saw her and came
-running to play with her; she looked with a horrified face for a
-moment<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_14"></a>14</span> then turned and fled; she must have thought him a deformed sort
-of cat; much as if children met a human being with huge pendent ears
-and an uncouth way of walking who wanted to come and play with them.</p>
-
-<p>Persis was very musical. If one whistled to her she would come from any
-part of the room, creep up as near to one’s face as she could, purr
-loudly, lick one’s face in growing rapture; then, if the whistling
-continued, she got over-excited, and had to manifest excessive pleasure
-by biting. I am determined to tell a story which no one will believe,
-but which is none the less true, that three or four times she has been
-found standing on the music-stool and making dabs at the keys with her
-forepaws; she, of course, had discovered before that a piano would
-make a sound if walked on, and she not unfrequently practised in that
-manner, but these three or four times I looked up, being surprised at
-hearing the same note repeated, and found her standing as I have said.
-However, no one need believe that, and it is their own loss if they do
-not; and anyhow, now it is a matter of ancient history, for Persis lost
-all care for the æsthetic part of life when she had a family to bring
-up.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_15"></a>15</span>
-While she was still an independent lady she used to sleep in my room,
-chiefly on my bed. It was a difficult matter to arrange at first,
-because I did not want the kitten to sleep on my face, which was her
-constant aspiration. Consequently, when I put out the light and settled
-to sleep, placing her firmly at the end of the bed, a loud purr was
-heard, and a little dark form proceeded to march up, stamping her paws
-on the counterpane and drawing them out in rapturous expectation of a
-pleasant evening.</p>
-
-<p>Finally we compromised: she was allowed to sleep half-way up, embracing
-my arm if she liked. But I was rather glad when this habit was broken,
-because she began not to leave me enough room. One of my brothers
-thought he would try her in his room one night, but he had broken rest;
-for first she made defiant runs at him from the end of the bed, then
-in the middle of the night he was waked up by a pitiful howling, of
-which he took no notice. Two hours later he was waked again by louder
-howling, and then discovered that the cat had got out of one of his
-windows, walked on a narrow moulding round to a shut window, and did
-not dare to go back again. She was so overjoyed at being taken in that<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_16"></a>16</span>
-she fell into the bath. After that she came on his bed.</p>
-
-<p>But I am wandering from the point of my story. Before Persis’ kittens
-came she had some friends, but no rivals. She treated her friends in a
-rather severe manner at first. One of them was a fox-terrier, called
-Don. The first time she was introduced to him she nearly jumped out of
-her skin with swearing and spitting. When he went out of the room, she
-went round to all the places where he had been and spit at them afresh.
-She has a fine scent; if new people have been in the room she always
-goes round and smells the places where they have been. She smells every
-new dress I have. The meek Don, who could kill a strange cat as soon
-as look at it, submitted wonderfully to her whims; and when she flew
-at him, beside herself with passion because he was enjoying the coffee
-sugar at the bottom of a cup merely picked the cup up in his teeth and
-trotted off. But she soon got accustomed to him. And then, distressed
-at his appearance, tried to lick the black spots off his back; used
-stealthily to wash the inside of his ears, ready always to rain a
-shower of blows on his nose with the tips of her paws if he so much
-as turned round. Then she<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_17"></a>17</span> began to worship in a manner not common to
-cats; with the sincerest flattery, she used to lie at his feet in the
-same position that he was lying in; if, for instance, he was lying with
-his legs stretched straight out below him, she would lie with her back
-touching the tips of his toes and her legs stretched out in the same
-way&mdash;an unnatural position for a cat.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0017">
- <img src="images/i-0017.jpg" width="500" height="267" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Now her daughter, the image of Persis, will lie in the same way at
-Don’s feet; but I have never heard of any other cat doing it.</p>
-
-<p>After this she became acquainted with a Gordon setter, and the
-obstinate curliness of Di’s hair gave Persis as much occupation as
-those black spots on Don’s back which never would come off. But she
-was jealous of none of these, she knew herself to be&mdash;as a cat&mdash;so
-infinitely superior to them. She<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_18"></a>18</span> was jealous of nobody and nothing
-until her kittens came.</p>
-
-<p>There are certain great facts in life which nothing can prepare you
-for. No amount of reasoning, no previous imagination, will make you
-in the least able to calculate your feelings. Such must be the moment
-to very many when they realise that they will die; such is often the
-moment when people or creatures realise that there exists a little
-helpless living thing, theirs peculiarly, and yet not themselves. The
-change that her child can work in a grumbling, egotistical woman is
-incomprehensible,&mdash;could not have been argued by any logic; but far
-more surprising the event must be to a creature who does not know what
-is going to happen, cannot guess that her feelings will be moved in a
-totally new way, and could not realise beforehand that such an event
-might happen to her as it had to others. I tried to prepare Persis
-once; I gave her a stuffed kitten on a penwiper to play with. She
-looked at it with some interest, licked it a little, shook it, and left
-it; treated it much as a rather careless child treats her doll, but
-more amiably than she treated other animals. Nor could she dream that
-little bits of fur,&mdash;much like that to the outward eye,&mdash;endued with
-just enough life to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_19"></a>19</span> tremble on their little weak legs, and utter tiny,
-plaintive shrieks, should rouse her to such a passionate emotion as to
-make her forget her own pressing bodily wants.</p>
-
-<p>We know very little more than she did about it, we know just the bare
-fact that it always will be so, but why it <em>should</em> be so we know
-no more than she. Who understands the miracle by which an utterly
-selfish creature, whose natural instinct is to hate all other animals,
-and, indeed, only to tolerate human beings because it can make use of
-them, should be made to know and feel, in a short ten minutes’ space
-perhaps, an overpowering, passionate, protective love?</p>
-
-<p>One morning Persis did not feel very well, in sign whereof she showed
-a decided intention to occupy my bed. She was sent down to an empty
-bedroom while a hamper of hay was being prepared for her; but when
-her invalid couch was ready she was nowhere to be found; a search
-discovered finally that she had put herself to bed in the room already,
-under the counterpane. Still, she was thinking of nobody but herself.
-Later in the morning I visited her,&mdash;when three little helpless,
-shapeless, furry things were moving about her, and Persis was not
-thinking of herself at all. One would not have<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_20"></a>20</span> believed an animal’s
-expression could change so much; the overwhelming surprise, the intense
-affection, were in her face as clearly as they could be in an human
-face; for the time her egotism had gone, she was not a cat, she was a
-mother. Formerly she had been shy of people, frightened of men; now, as
-one after another came in to see her kittens, she showed no fear, and,
-what was even more curious, no anger; she merely purred in pride and
-entire confidence.</p>
-
-<p>They were wonderful kittens&mdash;two quite blue, one like its mother; their
-eyes were shut, their ears were flattened down over their faces,&mdash;they
-were little bodies which breathed and fed and grew.</p>
-
-<p>But they <em>did</em> grow, and their ears stood up and their eyes
-opened,&mdash;dark and light blue,&mdash;and their heads got steadier, and in a
-month they were little square solid kittens, who with much difficulty
-could get out of the box in which they were placed. Getting out was a
-process which involved the fullest exercise of all mental and physical
-powers; for first they had to advance to the side, then one tiny paw
-and then another was put over the side, and the adventurer was for the
-time hung up by his shoulders. Then he worked himself on by the help
-of much kicking behind and clawing against<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_21"></a>21</span> the box, until the part
-outside was just heavier than the part inside, and with a scramble, and
-by the help of the centre of gravity, the whole kitten tumbled on to
-the floor. It was a grand triumph of mind over matter. And still Persis
-beamed on them, and on the world in general.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0021">
- <img src="images/i-0021.jpg" width="500" height="212" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>But as they grew began the first little rift within the lute. It was
-difficult to help it. I put it to you&mdash;could one carry three kittens
-and a cat about, like Henry III. of France, to exhibit to visitors.
-If it was a choice between exhibiting kittens and cat, visitors would
-surely prefer to see the kittens; and so it came to pass that the
-children were carried into the drawing-room and handed round, while
-in the empty schoolroom the “old” cat sat alone. It was only a couple
-of months since she had been shown to visitors herself. Sometimes I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_22"></a>22</span>
-took her too, but that was not a great success, for everybody liked the
-kittens best.</p>
-
-<p>And now the kittens began to be steady on their legs, and able to
-run and play, and their horizon was no longer bounded by licking and
-feeding and warming; and when they once began to play, their mother
-seemed rather large and rather old to play with them. Persis did not
-care to play with me or cheek me any more, but she liked to gambol
-with the kittens. So she played mouse in front of Pasht, but Pasht
-would rather play with her brother and ran off the other way; and
-she pretended to be a tiger lying in ambush to wait for Marjara, but
-Marjara wished to tie herself up in a soft heap with Ganem and bite his
-ears, so the Old Cat stopped in her gambols and looked at them.</p>
-
-<p>Ganem was given away; and as he had been rather a favourite playfellow,
-and the least favourite child of his mother, the family got on more
-happily after that. Then I went away, and saw them no more for some two
-months. When I came back, the Old Cat and Pasht were sent for.</p>
-
-<p>They made their journey in a large hamper, and were brought up to my
-room. Pasht had grown lovely; soft mouse colour with topaz eyes; but
-nevertheless the meeting was a real disappointment.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_23"></a>23</span> Persis came out of
-the basket and with no greeting to me, jumped down and went to look out
-of the window. What could I do? I had to play with Pasht.</p>
-
-<p>I thought perhaps the cat’s temper had been upset by the journey, so I
-left her alone, and some hours after came back to both of them. Persis
-was lying and staring out of the window, and the kitten was occupying
-the room; it ran at me, jumped and climbed up with loud purrs, and
-rubbed against my face. I went to the window-sill, and still Persis did
-not move; when she saw the kitten she growled a little; I put it down
-close to her, on which she spit, slapped it, and fled.</p>
-
-<p>So things went on. When I came into the room the kitten always ran
-to greet me: it was impossible to take no notice of such a soft,
-confiding, mouse-coloured creature, yet all the while I was speaking
-to it two great sullen, green eyes were fixed on us, watching us round
-the room. If I came there to speak to the cat, she went quickly away,
-if the kitten approached her she spit, and if it came nearer, hit out
-at it. Evidently the change had come in Persis from a kitten to a cat.
-She was a mere domestic cat, with a not very amiable temper, she cared
-no more for human<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_24"></a>24</span> beings, and had arrived at the queer alienation from
-the young when they are grown up which comes to nearly all creatures;
-she had had half a human soul once, but she had fulfilled the animal
-functions, and she was an animal again.</p>
-
-<p>Yet one or two symptoms seemed to belie this view. Once or twice,
-coming into the room, I greeted her first. Then she purred until the
-kitten came near, when she got up and left us hastily.</p>
-
-<p>But it was difficult to see why this sullenness should so perpetually
-prevail. She hardly ever forgot it. Her big green eyes had almost
-always that sullen, lowering, miserable expression.</p>
-
-<p>Now and then, indeed, when twilight came on, she rushed in and out of
-the room, alternately defying the kitten and flying from it; but not
-the most unimaginative cat on earth can resist the excitement of the
-growing darkness, when the eyes flash out in amethyst and topaz, and
-the pupils dilate with dramatic terror and eagerness. But twilight
-deepened into dark, and candles were lighted and fairyland stopped, and
-the legs of the tables and chairs ceased to be tree-trunks in a jungle,
-and Persis came back to life in the schoolroom, and despair clouded
-back on to her brow.</p>
-
-<p>But the truth only began to dawn upon me one<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_25"></a>25</span> day. I took Persis into
-my own room quite alone, and suddenly the sullen expression vanished;
-I carried her in my arms and she began to purr; I put her down and she
-walked up and down on the counterpane, stamping her paws and spreading
-her claws,&mdash;Persis had all at once become a kitten again. She licked my
-face and put two arms round my neck when I took her up. I brought her
-downstairs, thinking our old relations were re-established; the kitten
-came near, and Persis walked hastily away from me and took no more
-notice of either of us.</p>
-
-<p>Then the kitten ailed and was sent away to be nursed, and with that
-curious, confused idea that creatures have, the mother felt a lack
-somewhere when the object of such strong emotion was removed, even
-though the emotion was only jealousy. She hunted for the kitten all
-afternoon. We found her in a part of the garden which she did not
-usually frequent, and she ran away with a sense of guilt when she saw
-us. But when evening came, and she was in the room alone with me and
-there was no kitten, I was left in doubt no more as to what it was
-which was moving her. She squeezed herself in by me on the sofa, she
-kissed me and purred blissfully.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_26"></a>26</span>
-And so it goes on. I have not had the heart to banish the kitten
-altogether, yet when she is there I can seldom get a purr or a look
-from the cat. One day I persuaded her to let me stroke her under the
-ears and the throat; this is almost like mesmerism to a cat, and if one
-can persuade them to let one begin, one can do almost anything with
-them; and so I was gradually bringing her to a happier state of mind,
-when the friendly kitten, perceiving that something sociable was going
-on, came up to share in it. They met face to face as Persis took turns
-up and down under my hand. They looked at each other for a moment, then
-she slapped the kitten in the face and fled.</p>
-
-<p>What am I to do? If I keep the kitten I cannot prevent this jealousy.
-Persis lives in a condition of perpetual, jealous misery; if she thinks
-the kitten is sent away, or that she is exclusively favoured, then only
-does she emerge out of sullenness. And yet she is not really devoted
-to me; she is only a complete egoist, and cannot be happy unless I am
-devoted to her. After all, am I not bound to her? Was she not once my
-sole and only cat, carried about, exhibited to company, hunted for
-if she got lost? And yet Pasht is much fonder of me than Persis ever
-was; Pasht will run after me,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_27"></a>27</span> while Persis wishes to run away and be
-fetched back. Pasht comes to meet me when I come into the room, cries
-to be picked up, purrs as soon as I touch her; but when I do so, those
-green, miserable eyes watch me, and Persis will allow no caress which
-is not offered to her first.</p>
-
-<p>What shall I do?<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_28"></a>28</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0027" style="width: 500px;">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_29"></a>29</span>
- <img src="images/i-0027.jpg" width="500" height="367" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_30"></a>30</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="ii">II<br />
-<span>CLANDESTINE CORRESPONDENCE</span></h2>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_31"></a>31</span>
-<span class="dropcap">T</span>HE last week has been an arduous one;
-I have had to chaperon Pasht.</p>
-
-<p>Pasht has experienced her first proposal. I suppose it is no wonder,
-considering her age, that she was flattered; but I could wish that she
-had fixed her affections on anyone less vulgar and under-bred.</p>
-
-<p>This was how I found it out. Pasht had been for many days very eager
-to go into the garden. One morning we were playing croquet on the
-lawn, and I paid no attention to the kitten, until suddenly I looked
-up to see her lying on the path, her long thick hair fluffed out, her
-sweet mouse-coloured cat’s visage resting on the edge of the grass,
-her little chin rubbing against it, and her long squirrel tail lazily
-sweeping and thumping the gravel.</p>
-
-<p>At first I thought it was only flirtatiousness in general, an attempt
-to captivate the universe at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_32"></a>32</span> large, when lo! out of the laurels
-opposite to her flashed an ordinary, vulgar, ill-bred, short-haired
-tabby cat, who stood there for a moment, looked at me and disappeared.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0032">
- <img src="images/i-0032.jpg" width="500" height="291" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>I was very much shocked, picked up Pasht and shut her up in the
-schoolroom, when she instantly appeared on the window-sill and
-reproached me loudly. But of course I did not take it seriously, and
-thought that they would both get over it.</p>
-
-<p>I must explain the position (unfortunate in this respect) of the rooms
-in which the cats and I live.</p>
-
-<p>It has four large windows looking on the lawn and the laurel
-bushes&mdash;too high for a cat to jump down, but not too high for her
-to practise little<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_33"></a>33</span> wiles on the window-sill for the benefit of
-appreciative spectators below. Just on the left hand of the door is a
-long window, from which steps go down to the garden, and close by the
-steps is a large <a id="laurustinus"></a>laurustinus, a most convenient place for ambushes
-and clandestine meetings. Opposite the schoolroom door, again, there
-is another door opening on to a back staircase, whence one gets into
-kitchens, whose windows also give on to the lawn, and are usually open.
-My bedroom is above the schoolroom.</p>
-
-<p>On the evening when I had abruptly stopped Pasht’s flirtation, a noise
-arrested my attention as I was going to bed. It was the voice of a cat
-saying “wwoww.” You know what it means when a cat says that? He is
-paying compliments. The noise went on and on, round the schoolroom-end
-of the house, until I went to sleep, but I heard no answer from Pasht.</p>
-
-<p>Pasht was hysterically affectionate when I saw her next morning; she
-said “a - - - ow,” and clung on to my dress, and climbed up on to my
-shoulder and refused to leave me, and walked about over my letters when
-the ink was wet, and flapped her tail into my mouth, and altogether
-played the fool, and pretended that she had forgotten her vulgar<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_34"></a>34</span>
-suitor of the night before and I heard no serenades outside.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0034">
- <img src="images/i-0034.jpg" width="500" height="457" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>But in the middle of the day I suddenly heard from my bedroom an
-extremely loud voice saying “wwaughwow,” and looking down saw Pasht
-standing on the window-sill of the schoolroom. I don’t know whether she
-said it or not, for as soon as she saw me she looked up and took to the
-more ordinary and ladylike expression of a general desire to go out in
-the sunshine. Several times in the day I heard it again, but as soon as
-I looked<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_35"></a>35</span> round, Pasht turned an innocent face to me and said “miaow.”</p>
-
-<p>In the evening the gentleman began to woo again; I knew it was the
-suitor this time, as Pasht was safely shut up. I listened at the door
-of the schoolroom to hear if she was answering, but there was no sound.
-She <em>is</em> a regular flirt.</p>
-
-<p>A party from the house went round the garden with croquet mallets, but
-with no result.</p>
-
-<p>Next morning it became too clear that Pasht was encouraging her suitor;
-he rushed away from the <a id="laurestinus"></a>laurestinus bush as I came out, and she was
-sitting on the window-sill. I took her out for a short time in the
-garden under strict supervision, but she would do nothing but flop into
-graceful attitudes on the lawn. I really had not thought it of her.</p>
-
-<p>I took her in again, and argued the point a little.</p>
-
-<p>I told her that she was behaving in a very vulgar and forward manner,
-and that no nice Tom would respect her. She merely looked up in my face
-and said “a - - - ow.”</p>
-
-<p>Then I said I would not have made any objection if he had been a
-gentleman, but he was so exceedingly common and ill-bred.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_36"></a>36</span>
-But she still looked with pathetic topaz eyes, and opened a little pink
-mouth with a deprecating mew.</p>
-
-<p>I felt much as if, “with a little hoard of maxims,” I was “preaching
-down a daughter’s heart.”</p>
-
-<p>And what was worse, it did no good. Every time the door was opened,
-however much Pasht was pretending to be devoted to me, she suddenly
-found she had urgent business in the kitchen, and flew downstairs;
-and when I, knowing the nature of the little flirt, did not go down
-to the kitchen at all, but straight out of the long window on to the
-lawn and found her there, she looked up with the most innocent face
-possible,&mdash;“Yes; after all, I see you enjoy the sunshine as much as
-I do.” When, in spite of kicks and struggles, I carried her in, she
-never once said “wwoww,” but merely gave vent to the emphatic mew which
-means, “<em>I don’t want to go in.</em>”</p>
-
-<p>I took her an airing in my arms that day, but it was extremely
-exhausting, and I covered my dress with long hair.</p>
-
-<p>And all that night the cat mewed.</p>
-
-<p>Another exploring party went from the house with shovel and tongs.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_37"></a>37</span>
-I couldn’t stand it any longer. Pasht was sent away to a very strict
-boarding-school system at the farm.</p>
-
-<p>A week after, when the strange cat had ceased to howl round the house,
-she came back again; but as soon as the schoolroom door was left ajar,
-the urgent business in the kitchen claimed her, and Pasht disappeared
-for many hours.</p>
-
-<p>Poor little Pasht, were you disappointed that no one met you in the
-garden to flirt with, or wanted to bounce out of the laurel bushes and
-exhibit his masculine beauty before you? Or, after all, is your little
-heart as hard as I think it, and do you prefer a nice warm room, a lawn
-to romp on, someone in whose lap to lie, who will gently ruffle your
-throat and ears&mdash;do you really, deep down in your heart, prefer these
-beyond all lovers whatever?</p>
-
-<p>Anyhow, when Pasht appeared at the long window, she had a gay, innocent
-little air on, and she ran in saying, “You see, the fine weather
-<em>did</em> tempt me to stay out rather long,&mdash;where is my breakfast?”</p>
-
-<p>Never mind, little Pasht; we will arrange an honourable alliance some
-day with a gentleman of rank.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_38"></a>38</span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_39"></a>39</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-</div>
-
-
-<h2 id="iii">III<br />
-<span>IN THE BOSOM OF THE FAMILY</span></h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0040">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_40"></a>40</span>
- <img src="images/i-0040.jpg" width="500" height="206" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_41"></a>41</span>
-<span class="dropcap">I</span>S it not true that there is a very general want of recognition of
-family-life among domestic animals? It is a great mistake to suppose
-they are incapable of it; often, as a matter of fact, they do not lead
-domestic lives, for the simple reason that people will not let them.
-If, for instance, you won’t keep a whole family of cats, how can you
-expect them to develop domestic affections? We talk of their being
-“domesticated,” but we mean that they are made a part of our domestic
-arrangements, without being allowed to have any of their own; yet they
-are quite as capable of it as we are. Of course their domesticity does
-not last long, naturally<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_42"></a>42</span> and necessarily not, because they have not
-one family but a series of families, and one family must be dismissed
-before the next is taken on; so domestic affection <a id="developes"></a>developes into
-murderous desires. However, I must say that in all experiences I have
-personally had of cats, guinea-pigs, rabbits, dogs, goats, and birds, I
-have only known one murder, and that was by an uncle.</p>
-
-<p>Rector was allowed to have all his family about him. His wife was
-decidedly under-bred. He was called Rector, in fact, because he would
-not catch the mice, and had to have another less aristocratic but more
-useful cat to help him. The curate was called Jenny. She was a low-bred
-tabby. Rector could not help despising Jenny, and if anything vexed him
-he used to bite her badly; but she was a very meek drudge, and took it
-as a matter of course. Rector was white, with blue eyes, so we only
-kept the white kittens, some of which were blue-eyed, and <em>not</em>
-deaf; blue-eyed or not, Rector used to take them out walks in the
-evening.</p>
-
-<p>The four&mdash;papa and mamma and two kittens&mdash;used to proceed together to
-the mound near the pump, and Jenny then left them, to crouch in the
-bushes,&mdash;this for a purpose of her own.</p>
-
-<p>Then began the game. Rector rolled the kittens<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_43"></a>43</span> over and played with
-them gently, until all three became a little excited; then, if Rector
-got carried away, and bit or scratched his infant till it squeaked,
-out bounced Jenny from the bushes to deal him a handsome box on the
-ear; and, having thus admonished her husband to take better care of the
-children, she retreated again to the shelter of the yew-trees.</p>
-
-<p>If you keep a whole family, you will find that there is not only
-a parental, filial, brotherly, and sisterly relation, but also a
-grand-parental. When Midge had some white kittens, Jenny, whose
-under-bred offspring had been put out of the way shortly before, helped
-her to nurse them, with as much pride and perhaps more solicitude than
-Midge herself showed. It was a most charming scene. We went to see the
-family soon after the birth of the kittens, and found Midge, in the
-rôle of the interesting young mother, leaning back upon Jenny. Jenny
-put a paw round her, while they surveyed&mdash;the mother languidly and the
-grandmother proudly&mdash;the squirming white family.</p>
-
-<p>But it is not cats only who have these strong domestic ties; almost
-every animal shows the same thing in a greater or less degree.</p>
-
-<p>We inherited, on changing our home, a beautiful<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_44"></a>44</span> pair of swans. The
-first year that they became ours they had four cygnets, and brought
-them up extremely well. It is true that when they were full grown, the
-cock-swan, if one may use such an expression, tried to kill them; but
-that was only natural, they had become his rivals. They were variously
-disposed of: one was taken up to a pond in London, from which, not
-being properly pinioned, he escaped, and kept a cockney crowd for an
-hour well amused on London Bridge by flying over it and swimming under,
-after which he&mdash;or, as he could not possibly be caught, the abstract
-idea of him&mdash;was presented to the Thames Conservancy.</p>
-
-<p>So far, this doesn’t seem to have much to do with the swan’s idea of
-home, but, as some candid preacher said, “You may think this has not
-got much to do with my text, but I’m coming to it presently.”</p>
-
-<p>The swans lived on in peace and happiness through the autumn and
-winter, but in the spring, when they ought to have been nesting, some
-wicked boy hit the lady swan on the head with a stick, and she sickened
-and died.</p>
-
-<p>For some time the widower was left solitary; then we thought this was
-rather cruel, and busied ourselves in getting a mate for him; and a
-fine<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>45</span> young swan was procured. When lo! it was found that the old
-fellow would not let his young companion come into the pond. We thought
-it would “wear off,” and left the young one to its fate; and many times
-we passed the pond to find the poor young thing squatting sadly on the
-road, and the widower swelling up and down.</p>
-
-<p>Then we found there was a slight mistake, the young swan was a
-cock-swan also.</p>
-
-<p>So we changed him, and got a real lady instead. This time he would
-just let his companion come into the pond, but oh! she had a bad time
-of it there; he pulled her feathers out, and he drove her away from
-the bread; but it had to be gone through,&mdash;it was his way of showing
-constancy, and it turned out all right. She is treated now with as much
-respect as his first wife.</p>
-
-<p>But she was a very young wife; so, when she had hatched three eggs
-into cygnets, her pride knew no bounds. The father, getting into his
-dotage, encouraged her in her maternal follies. The cygnets were fine
-healthy birds, but the two old birds took them out walking to such an
-extent that one by one they died. No one quite knows why. Some say that
-there was not enough grass by the pond, and the parents took them to
-find<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_46"></a>46</span> grass; and some say that parental vanity wished to display such
-flourishing offspring; but anyhow, the fact remains that the cygnets
-took walks with their parents till they died. There is nothing more
-domestic than the family walk.</p>
-
-<p>But now contrast this domestic affection with the melancholy fate of
-the inebriate swan.</p>
-
-<p>A clergyman’s wife kept one swan, and the swan, no one knows how, got
-into the habit of going to eat malt at a public-house. If he had done
-this within bounds it would not have mattered, but he got regularly
-intoxicated, and every evening reeled homewards. His mistress tried to
-reform him, but to no purpose; and she tried to shut him up, but he
-got out; and she used to meet him coming home with rolling, uncertain
-step and hanging head. She wept, for it was such a bad example to the
-parish; but that had no effect on him. At last, one evening, he was run
-over and killed while reeling home in a state of intoxication.</p>
-
-<p>Now, how far more melancholy is such an end than that of the three
-infants killed by family affection! I would rather die three times over
-from walking with my family than once from intoxication.</p>
-
-<p>What is the moral? Do not break up the family too early. The presence
-of the children<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_47"></a>47</span> (up to the age when he wants to kill them) will have
-a softening and steadying effect on the manners of the father; while
-who knows what stores of masculine experience he may not impart to his
-children up to the time when they wish to fight him.</p>
-
-<p>Besides all this, it is really much more amusing.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>48</span></p>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_49"></a>49</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="iv">IV<br />
-<span>CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE</span></h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0051">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_50"></a>50</span>
- <img src="images/i-0051.jpg" width="500" height="174" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_51"></a>51</span>
-<span class="dropcap">H</span>OW vividly one sometimes retains for years the memory of a chance
-acquaintance&mdash;a person whom one has met but once, passed in the street,
-talked to for half an hour, whose name one may not even know.</p>
-
-<p>A friend of mine was travelling in Persia, and as she and her brother
-were resting in a caravansarai after a journey, they saw a Persian
-gentleman beckoning to them from the garden. They went down to him, and
-he asked them to come and have supper with him. They came, and found
-the bread laid out, plate-wise, and the roast meat on it. They ate and
-talked to him, and after their meal went on their journey. They never
-asked for nor heard his name, nor he theirs,&mdash;they will<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_52"></a>52</span> never meet
-again; but that Persian gentleman will be as vivid to them until the
-day of their death as a friend of years.</p>
-
-<p>Such memory of a mere passing chance acquaintance is not confined to
-human beings. Sometimes one meets animals for an hour or two, sometimes
-one accidentally lights upon them in a crisis of their lives,&mdash;such
-even as their death,&mdash;and one suddenly and unexpectedly understands
-and knows them. Some people and animals one never gets near. You may,
-for instance, sit opposite people in church for years, know all their
-Sunday dresses and hats, and how much they give in the offertory,
-and be not a bit nearer to them in the end than at the beginning.
-Such is the acquaintance one has with caterpillars; they are always
-just the same; they eat and grow and become cocoons, and reappear as
-butterflies, and there is no character from beginning to end. That is
-partly why they are such excellent symbols.</p>
-
-<p>Then there are some animals that have no sense of intimacy; they
-let you into all their domestic relations,&mdash;their committees, their
-politics, and so forth, at once; for the reason that they have only one
-side to their character. They have established a Platonic Republic;
-they do their domestic<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_53"></a>53</span> duties on the scale of the commonwealth,
-have a universal nursery and government education. In spite of their
-monarchical arrangements, they are real socialists at heart,&mdash;they
-care for nothing but the good of the State. Even those that live in
-a tiny community, two or three together, have no real individuality.
-Have you ever found one of those tiny round nests, like ashes of paper,
-which apparently grow on a stalk, and in which two or three yellow and
-black tree-wasps live? It is the easiest thing in the world to scrape
-acquaintance with those wasps; kill an ordinary housefly and give it to
-them. They will take it from your fingers, and, without the slightest
-shame at “talking shop” in public, will roll it into a neat, hard,
-black ball, crushing up legs and wings alike, and stow it away inside
-the nest.</p>
-
-<p>But the want of intimacy characteristic of many insects is not
-characteristic of insects <em>as such</em>. I once attended a grasshopper
-crisis. There was nothing professional about the grasshoppers; they
-did not not “spend themselves in leaps ... to reach the sun.” They did
-not think the least bit in the world about the sun, they were merely
-private individuals&mdash;courting. Grasshoppers’ courting is an organised
-affair. I saw it in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_54"></a>54</span> Switzerland on a soft, sunny afternoon, when the
-hotel population was divided between the Roman Catholic Church on the
-right and the English Church on the left, and the steps of the hotel
-between the two. As I dawdled along by a bank of bilberry just turning
-red, the grasshoppers were singing loud among the stalks of heather;
-suddenly I was aware that they were not singing aimlessly and jumping
-without purpose, but that they were intently engaged. It was like the
-old fairy-story, when a child falls asleep on a bank, and wakes to find
-himself surrounded by fairies intent on preparation for the marriage
-of the king. The large limp ladies were sprawling about ungracefully,
-and in front sat their small, spry gentlemen singing away. Here was a
-green gentleman serenading a brown lady, and I wondered at his taste;
-presently she got up and ran away. Clearly that was part of the drama;
-it was the genuine “flirtatious” instinct of avoiding a plain answer on
-purpose to provoke pursuit; for the gentleman does not jump, but runs
-after her to bring her back. When lo! a green lady is seen crossing
-the path, also coyly escaping from a suitor, and the faithless swain
-is captivated all in a moment by the green charms, and deserts his
-brunette to pursue<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_55"></a>55</span> her. Further on&mdash;astonishing sight!&mdash;is a young
-ladies’ school, just “come out”; fourteen or fifteen green and brown
-ladies, shy and awkward, scrambling down the bank and all talking
-together.</p>
-
-<p>I never saw such courting before or since, but I shall never lose the
-feeling of intimacy, for I know now that grasshoppers are not always
-little machines arranged with the greatest amount of muscle for the
-smallest amount of weight, or wound up to trill on in the sunshine, as
-mechanically as a watch ticks, or even created to be a burden,&mdash;but
-they are tiny creatures, full of emotion and insect loves, putting
-their best energy into their whirring song to claim the admiration of
-the languid, lovely creatures that lie lazily listening.</p>
-
-<p>But sometimes one arrives at a sudden personal relation to a wild
-creature, too often ended abruptly by its escape or death, and its
-kinsfolk are never afterwards to one as little as before. One has
-regarded it as a member of a class; henceforward one regards that class
-as composed of individuals possessed of strong personal desires, needs,
-emotions, not merely obeying what we call “instincts,”&mdash;meaning thereby
-the mechanical impulse to eat, grub, make nests, care for young. To
-take an<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_56"></a>56</span> extreme instance, perhaps you think that moles are altogether
-uninteresting, merely existing for the sake of lightening the soil and
-destroying the wire-worm, and, in case of undue increase, fit to make
-a cap for the mole-catcher and a little skeleton to swing from a tree.
-But perhaps some day you will see in the stubble, after the hay is
-cut, a little black form running confusedly round and round; catch it,
-and hold in your hands the soft, velvet-coated body; feel the funny,
-groping snout pushing through your fingers, on the chance&mdash;however
-different their touch is from the damp, delicious earth&mdash;that it will
-be able to find some place where it may grub a hole and escape; realise
-that you might make a pet of this small, soft thing, and then please
-recognise its wild desire for liberty, and let it go.</p>
-
-<p>But there are some animals which, although usually recognised as “wild
-animals,” seem to have no fear whatever, except when they are being
-chased; once they are in the hands of a human being they are completely
-self-possessed. A friend of mine sat in a field when the hay was being
-carried, and saw a little field-mouse playing about; she pursued and
-nearly caught it, but it finally escaped. She came back to where she
-had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>57</span> been sitting to fetch her umbrella, and under it was found another
-little field-mouse asleep, which she caught without difficulty, carried
-back, and put into a box with holes in it.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0057">
- <img src="images/i-0057.jpg" width="500" height="302" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>She brought him in to tea that afternoon, and even at this, his first
-meal, he sat up like a kangaroo on his long hind-legs, and ate bread
-and milk out of a spoon. He absorbed alarming quantities of it, fell
-instantly asleep, woke up after a few minutes and ate a great deal
-more; but the next morning the poor little beast was found gasping,
-apparently dying; and when his box was opened he would not run away.
-But he presently recovered as suddenly, and again devoured much food,
-and so went on through the day, though his gasping fits returned at
-intervals. Next morning he died. Is it that we find these creatures<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>58</span>
-generally when they are ill?&mdash;the least touch seems to make them die.
-Certainly I remember once or twice, in those joyful days when sitting
-in a hayfield meant the height of bliss, that our very gentle and
-amiable collie, excited by an “animal” smell, would grub open a nest of
-little field-mice, and stand by delighted and smiling at his discovery,
-while we came up just in time to see three or four expiring infants. He
-could hardly have killed them, for he only wanted to look at them. Yet
-they died.</p>
-
-<p>What was it, I wonder, that killed Maximilianus? Maximilianus was a
-very small shrew, and we found him running about the garden; he was
-just about as long as his name. He was not the least frightened, and
-we carried him about for half a day; but we found nothing he could
-eat, until at last we came upon a very large, fat, orange-coloured
-centipede. Maximilianus seized upon this with the utmost delight, began
-it vigorously at one end, and ate it up like a radish as far as the
-middle. Then he died.</p>
-
-<p>We had once a visitor in the shape of a squirrel, who came uninvited,
-made his abode with us for some months, and finally departed, taking
-“French leave.” My mother was his guide, philosopher,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>59</span> and friend. He
-slept in a pocket of her apron (this was in the seventies), whence
-he came out to fly up the curtains and drop down, venture on to the
-breakfast table, and experiment on her tea with a tiny paw. He always
-ran up the curtain when he was scolded; as for instance when my father,
-going to the sideboard to cut ham, found the squirrel’s head just
-coming out of it, having eaten its way through from the other side.
-Then, after being received in the bosom of our family, after sharing
-meals with the household, after attending lessons and even prayers
-(when he ran up the back of a kneeling housemaid), the <a id="skwug"></a>skwug suddenly
-disappeared without warning. A few days after, my mother was walking
-in the wood, when a squirrel ran up to her, put its paw upon her foot,
-looked her in the face, then turned and ran away. It was never heard of
-again.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes you find animals which, though not very near and dear to
-human beings, have a great influence on other animals. Our donkey
-died the other day. She was a remarkable and original animal. Though
-she was a fixture, taken at a high valuation from our predecessors,
-her demeanour was such that we called her Jack, and thought she had
-retired to a well-earned repose.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>60</span> Then we found she was not quite two
-years old, and a lady. We were always good friends, but not specially
-intimate. She and her mule-foal might come to the window for bread
-and salt when the horses were not allowed on the grass; but for weeks
-together she did not avail herself of this privilege, till one day a
-snort was heard from outside, and the donkey’s nose was seen flattened
-against the glass. Once, when my mother was walking with a friend of
-hers,&mdash;not an acquaintance of the donkey,&mdash;Jack, for I cannot help
-calling her so, solemnly accompanied them all the afternoon, walking
-between them. But such occasional walks, and the fact that she was
-amiably willing to follow anyone quite impartially for a handful of
-oats, constituted the extent of our intimacy with her. Not such was her
-relation to the other animals. As exclusively as my goat walked with
-the cows, Jack walked with the horses. She did not, of course, consider
-herself so superior to her company as the goat. She made many friends
-among the horses; you might not have known it, perhaps, but neither
-as a general rule would you suspect the friendship which men have for
-one another by their way of behaving. If a man meets a great friend in
-company, he either takes<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>61</span> no notice of him or stands near him without
-saying anything. Jack used to stand about with the horses without
-saying anything, but they liked to have her near.</p>
-
-<p>One morning Jack was found dead of fatty degeneration of the heart.
-“I’m sure the horses miss her,” said the bailiff’s wife; “I look at
-them standing in the yard, and I can see they miss her.”</p>
-
-<p>Jack was buried in the orchard, and her little mule followed the body
-as far as the garden-gate. But there they shut the door, and the one
-mourner was left outside.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>62</span></p>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>63</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_64"></a>64</span>
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="v">V<br />
-<span>THE DESERTED LOVER</span></h2>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_65"></a>65</span>
-<span class="dropcap">E</span>VER since I was a very small child I had longed to possess a pair of
-budgerrygars. There was a tradition of three live ones once in our
-family, in proof whereof my nurse could point to a little stuffed
-bird in its case. I used to gaze with longing at that beautiful green
-and yellow creature, with the speckled back and the black and blue
-feathers in its neck, sitting with a foreground of quaking grasses
-and an eternal blue sky behind. There existed also, but rarely seen,
-a little cardboard box containing a few of these same mysteriously
-beautiful blue and yellow and green feathers, with here and there a
-long strong tail or wing quill. Yes, there had been budgerrygars among
-us once; there were even real live ones now in the possession of those
-happy Italian women who sit at the street corners, but for me&mdash;while
-I was still a child&mdash;they were inmates of that<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a>66</span> imaginary Paradise of
-unattainable things, wherein might be found little wax cages of birds,
-and the fluffy hollow ducks which live in confectioners’ shops and are
-sold for ninepence.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0066">
- <img src="images/i-0066.jpg" width="500" height="605" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>After I was grown up, a friend gave me one of these ducks; I have it
-still, and the halo still surrounds it. When I was grown up, too, some
-one gave me a pair of budgerrygars; and there<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_67"></a>67</span> followed a tragedy which
-was not bargained for in the price paid.</p>
-
-<p>They came down from London in a tiny cage,&mdash;a travelling cage.
-Budgerrygars do not mind lack of room, it makes it all the easier for
-them to sit quite close, as if they were glued together. They were
-lovely little things, with their pearl-grey beaks,&mdash;wonderfully sharp
-and strong those beaks are, as I know to my cost,&mdash;but they could
-use them gently, and you would see one turn with a soft croon to put
-straight a ruffled feather on its mate’s head.</p>
-
-<p>The little gentleman had caught a cold, not much of a cold at first;
-he only panted slightly as he sat near the little lady and ruffled his
-feathers; but she cheered him up, and smoothed the feathers down, and
-they sat side by side and looked at the world with little meaningless
-grey eyes.</p>
-
-<p>Their new large cage was a great excitement, and it was immense fun for
-them to walk over the top, using their beak as a third leg, and that
-the most reliable. And their spirits ran so high that they began to
-shriek unmusically at each other when they found themselves at opposite
-corners of the cage.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_68"></a>68</span>
-I am afraid we were not as careful as we ought to have been with
-the little gentleman. They were so funny and pretty that they were
-carried from room to room; and the cage must have been in a draught,
-for the little gentleman began to puff and breathe rather hard, and
-his feathers were persistently ruffled, and the little lady could not
-smooth them down any more, even if she had tried.</p>
-
-<p>Sympathy to the ailing, the feeble, and the weak is a very modern
-virtue; strange, as civilisation shows us what an unprogressive virtue
-it is. The lame and the blind were “hated of David’s soul”; animals
-and savages and men of early civilisation agree with David. Now and
-then you find a dog which will bring a broken-legged friend to the
-hospital, a cat which brings its half-starved neighbour to eat its own
-dinner,&mdash;souls of philanthropists on pilgrimage, dead or yet to be;
-but the stag’s instinct of goring the sickly ones, and the wolf’s of
-tearing the wounded, are the ruling instincts. The lady budgerrygar
-took David’s side in the matter. She did not wish to bite her spouse,
-or peck him, or pull his feathers out, but he began to be hated of her
-soul.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0069">
- <img src="images/i-0069.jpg" width="500" height="693" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>One day she would not let him sit by her on
-the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_69"></a>69</span>
-perch; he could hardly get up to it, yet he would have done so for the
-sake of sitting close to her, for the sake of putting a stray feather
-straight in her ladyship’s top-knot, of feeling the little pearl-grey
-bill travelling softly over his head with
-a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_70"></a>70</span> croon of affection; but
-she would not have it, she drove him away from her. So he sat on the
-lower perch, or on the bottom of the cage; he did not scream or croon,
-he just puffed his feathers out and panted. Did David repent in respect
-of the blind and lame when he said, “My lovers and friends hast thou
-put away from me”?</p>
-
-<p>What strange rebellion against fate moved in the soul of the little
-budgerrygar, what necessity of finding a lonely place to die in, what
-sad desire of escaping from the mate who would no longer care for him?
-It is all very well to talk of “instinct” and dismiss the case, but
-how do you suppose the abstract idea of loneliness in death nerved
-the failing wings and feet to seek the door of the cage, made him
-squeeze through the door, such a little way open; how did it attract
-him across the room and through the half-open door,&mdash;away&mdash;away&mdash;as
-far as he could go from his faithless love? Did this abstract idea act
-on the little budgerrygar like a machine, and move and nerve the wings
-for such a flight? Or was there distress in the heart, and anguish in
-the little animal soul, when he found himself ill at ease and ailing,
-deserted and repulsed?</p>
-
-<p>It is a work of skill and time to induce a healthy budgerrygar to leave
-its cage; but this quixotic<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_71"></a>71</span> spirit found his way out of the cage for
-himself, and found his way out of the room, and he must have flown
-until he dropped dead. For we found a little heap of gay green and
-yellow feathers in the passage,&mdash;stone-cold and stiff;&mdash;he had been
-dead some hours.</p>
-
-<p>Budgerrygars are very sociable birds, they cannot live alone. The
-little dead bird could not. So we got a new mate for the lady, whom she
-received warmly, and the pair lived quite happily ever after.</p>
-
-<p>But I should like to know, in the whole scheme of things, what is the
-recompense for the little deserted lover.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_72"></a>72</span></p>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_73"></a>73</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_74"></a>74</span>
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="vi">VI<br />
-<span>JACK</span></h2>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_75"></a>75</span>
-<span class="dropcap">F</span>EW people know how different one bird is from another of the same
-kind. Of course we can see when one canary is green and one yellow
-and one crested; but few people know that some canaries have blue
-eyes, some brown, and some grey; or how different one canary is in
-intelligence and character from another.</p>
-
-<p>Jack was a remarkably intelligent canary; one always felt him to
-be immensely superior to oneself. When he consented to sit on his
-swing and allow me to swing him, he always seemed to say, “This is a
-very childish game, but it appears to amuse you, and I am by nature
-indulgent.” He was often very angry with me and pecked me, but I was
-sure I deserved it. The only blemish I ever found in him was that
-he was rather unscrupulous and ill-tempered, but then he<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_76"></a>76</span> was so
-exceedingly superior that he had to find fault with the canaries and me
-sometimes.</p>
-
-<p>Jack was very bright yellow, with a slim, trim figure. When he was
-about two years old a little wife was given to him. She was almost
-white, and they looked very pretty together. Her name was Thyrsis.
-We tried to call them Corydon and Thyrsis, but “Jack” suited him so
-well that we were not able to change it, so they remained rather
-inharmoniously “Jack and Thyrsis” to the end of their lives.</p>
-
-<p>I always used to turn Jack and Thyrsis out of their cage when I was
-cleaning it. One morning I did not see that the window of the room
-opposite was open. They flew round the room together, then coming to
-the open door they darted out of it, into the next room and straight
-to the window. One instant they rested on the window-sill, then like a
-flash of sunlight and moonlight they were out into the sunny garden and
-trees beyond. All that day I haunted the garden, too anxious to cry,
-carrying their cages about, in the vain hope that they might be hungry
-or thirsty and want to come back; once I thought I saw a flash of gold,
-but night fell and still the birds were out. The next day we sent the
-town-crier round shouting out a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_77"></a>77</span> reward of five shillings for them, and
-the day following Thyrsis was brought back to me in a paper bag, much
-exhausted but not materially worse.</p>
-
-<p>I did not hear of Jack for five months.</p>
-
-<p>Then a boy who lived near and kept canaries heard for the first time of
-my loss, and he sent me a canary which some months ago had come through
-the open window and settled on his own bird’s cage. Of course it was
-Jack. He had not forgotten his way of coming towards me with wings
-outspread, uttering the funny scolding noise from which he got his name.</p>
-
-<p>Now by this time Jack and Thyrsis were come to years of discretion, and
-it was thought that they ought to build and have young. So they were
-provided plentifully with horsehair and cottonwool, and given a small
-round basket in one of the cages, and we put their two cages together,
-opening the door between.</p>
-
-<p>They were very much delighted with the wool, and played with it a great
-deal, but they seemed to have no idea of the proper use of it; if we
-put it into the nest for them, they merely pulled it out again.</p>
-
-<p>This became so hopeless, and I was so anxious<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_78"></a>78</span> to try to rear little
-canaries, that a friend promised me another hen. She, however, forgot
-what our circumstances were, and sent us a pair, who were promptly
-named Jock and Mummy. I would not have Jack defrauded of his wife after
-all, so Mummy was taken away from Jock and given to Jack instead. There
-is not much to tell about poor Jock. He was a middle-aged gentleman,
-subject to chronic asthma, and could never in that state of health have
-undertaken the cares and responsibility of a young family. His cage
-was always hung up near the fire, and when he was worse than usual I
-gave him a tiny drop of sal-volatile in his water. He was a contented,
-cheerful bird, and lived as long as with his age and asthma one could
-expect.</p>
-
-<p>Mummy was a crested bird, pale yellow with a green crest, rather
-pretty, but in mind utterly vulgar. Of course she was far more
-effective than the refined Thyrsis had ever been. She knew all about
-nest building, and began at once; while the cynical and gentlemanly
-Jack looked on. The pair always reminded one of an aristocratic
-philosopher who had married his cook.</p>
-
-<p>But one must give Mummy the whole credit of the nest; she put the moss
-and hair and wool into<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_79"></a>79</span> it, she squatted herself down in it, turned
-round, fluffed herself out to make it hard and round and compact; and
-at intervals went to keep up her strength by taking her “dishing-up
-beer” in the shape of hempseed.</p>
-
-<p>Then she laid eggs quite satisfactorily, and they came out quite
-satisfactorily, and one by one all the nestlings died&mdash;<em>not</em>
-satisfactorily. On examining the little corpses, we found that they had
-died of starvation. Jack was found guilty at the inquest, for a first
-principle of domestic life among canaries is that the father feeds the
-birds while they are very young. What was the reason, then, that he had
-so disgracefully neglected his duty of feeding them, while his devoted
-wife sat on the nest to keep them warm? There must be something more
-than grandeur and cynicism to make a gentleman allow his children to
-die of starvation.</p>
-
-<p>At last we found out the reason&mdash;Jack was flirting with his first
-love! Thyrsis’ cage was hung in Jack’s sight, and instead of feeding
-his infant children, or attending to them in any way, he clung to the
-corner of his cage all day and serenaded Thyrsis. We put Thyrsis out of
-his sight; Mummy laid a second set of eggs, and Jack attended to them
-as if he had done it all his life. It is true<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_80"></a>80</span> that he threw the eldest
-out of the nest on to the floor of the cage, but there is great excuse
-for that; a gentleman of refined and fastidious feelings must have had
-a dreadful shock when he first saw an unfledged canary and realised
-that that repulsive creature was his progeny. With all his cynicism,
-he could never have imagined that anything so loathsome existed. I
-don’t see what else he could have done,&mdash;I should have done it myself
-in his place. From whatever point you look at them, unfledged canaries
-are altogether and absolutely hideous; their brownish-pink skin is
-scantily covered with hairs, little bits of flesh wave helplessly about
-where their wings and legs are going to be, they have two large dark
-swellings where their eyes are going to be, and the only thing that
-is defined about them is a huge mouth which is almost always open and
-yelling. I had to pick the canary up from the bottom of the cage, and I
-still owe Jack a grudge for it, though I cannot in justice blame him.</p>
-
-<p>Little canaries, when they are fledged, are as pretty as before they
-are frightful. These three little birds, when they were fledged, were
-all different and all beautiful. One was like her mother, yellow and
-green and crested; one like his father, all<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_81"></a>81</span> yellow; and one a sort
-of mixture, green and yellow and without a crest. Now a curious thing
-happened: the father chiefly devoted himself to feeding the little hen,
-who was like her mother; the mother (who begins to feed the birds when
-they are getting fledged and do not need warmth so much) fed the little
-cock like the father; and I have sometimes seen these two of their
-superfluity feeding their neglected brother. He throve well on the
-little attention he got.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0081">
- <img src="images/i-0081.jpg" width="500" height="251" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>I brought up several nests-ful. We had Tweedledum and
-Tweedledee,&mdash;Tweedledee’s name was subsequently changed to “Jewel” by
-a little cousin to whom I gave it, and who considered it a priceless
-treasure,&mdash;and Daffodil, the neglected nondescript, and Vicary, and
-Roumenik, called after the Wallachian country-place of some friends<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_82"></a>82</span>
-of ours; and others whose names I forget. Roumenik was the only one I
-kept, he was the last hatched, and was called “the Baby” until he died
-at the mature age of eight years.</p>
-
-<p>There was one wonderful chicken who did not live to have a name. He
-was very precocious, and died young. This was how it happened: the
-misguided Mummy laid an egg in January, and in consequence, as I have
-always believed, of the weather being so much too cold when it was
-hatched, the bird could never get fledged; when it had already begun
-to be active and of a roving disposition, it still had no feathers on.
-Even sprouting wing-feathers might have broken its fall a little, on
-the many occasions when it tried to get out of the nest and fell on its
-back on the bottom of the cage. One day it had a fall more serious than
-usual, and till evening it sat on the edge of its waterglass with its
-head hanging down and its neck apparently dislocated. In the morning
-I found it dead in the waterglass. So I do not know to this day which
-accident it died of.</p>
-
-<p>But meanwhile a sudden stirring of domestic instincts came to Thyrsis,
-and she was stimulated to rival Mummy’s nest-building. I gave her a
-little basket and materials for a nest, and she set to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_83"></a>83</span> work and built
-a very good nest, and sat in it for six weeks, till her claws grew long
-and her legs grew weak, and there was of course no sign of an egg.
-Then I took it away from her, for I was afraid she would be ill with
-sitting, and it would never be the least use. Poor Thyrsis! under other
-circumstances she might have proved herself, if less vulgar, quite as
-effective as Mummy in building and breeding. When I had had her about
-seven or eight years she died quite suddenly. Was it of a broken heart?
-Had Jack’s too late attentions stirred in her the emotion of love, as
-he clung to the corner of his cage, singing to her and leaving his
-babies to starve?</p>
-
-<p>There is just one more canary I must mention, for it had a curious name
-and history. It was called after one of my relations “Uncle Arthur”;
-that is to say, it was called so by myself and my brothers; for it was
-supposed to be called “Arthur” by my mother and “Mr. Sidgwick” by the
-outside world.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Arthur was Jack’s brother, but Jack had a monopoly of the
-intelligence of the family. Uncle Arthur had been half starved when
-he first came to me, and it had affected his intellect. Perhaps I had
-better mention that it was not from<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_84"></a>84</span> any supposed similarity in this
-respect that he was named after my uncle. He was idiotic in strange
-ways; for instance, I have known him try to bathe in a draught, from
-which he got inflammation of the lungs. For a long time, also, I
-found it was quite safe to take him out of doors without clipping his
-wings, for he was too foolish to know how to fly. One day, however,
-he astonished me by suddenly flying up into the top of a tree, which
-proved that his apparent powerlessness was the result of idiocy; for
-when he happened, as thus at intervals, to hit upon the right way of
-using his wings, he could fly quite well, though in a rather curious
-manner and with a pigeon-like noise. He never seemed to want to build
-nests, he never even serenaded any of the hen-birds of Jack’s family.
-He had a very happy, limited life. When he was already getting old
-I gave him away. I am sorry to say that his death was compassed
-accidentally by his new mistress; she was so much disgusted with him
-because he would not wash [he had probably forgotten how to], that she
-washed him one day herself with soap and flannel. Uncle Arthur died of
-it.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0085">
- <img src="images/i-0085.jpg" width="500" height="431" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Jack outlived all the rest. Towards the end of Mummy’s life all
-illusion about her passed away;<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_85"></a>85</span>
-he got irritated and used to pull feathers out of her, though he tried
-to make up by much affection between times. But it was not Mummy’s
-fault. She was frankly vulgar from the beginning, and Jack, with his
-keen perception of character, ought to have known it.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_86"></a>86</span></p>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_87"></a>87</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_88"></a>88</span>
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="vii">VII<br />
-<span>A REGULAR FLIRT</span></h2>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_89"></a>89</span>
-<span class="dropcap">G</span>YPSY was so called because he was bought off a gypsy-cart. A friend of
-mine was attracted by his wonderful voice, and gave a half-crown for
-him. Others were attracted by his voice too, with results more fatal.</p>
-
-<p>He was in his first year when I had him, and it was not until the
-second year that his feathers and his fascination attained their full
-proportions. Gypsy was a mule, a cross between a goldfinch and canary.
-His back was dark green, he had a yellowish breast with dark splashes
-on it, black wing feathers, and two patches on his cheeks the colour
-of gooseberry fool; and he had a reddish golden crest, which he could
-raise a little when he was excited.</p>
-
-<p>The next summer was beautiful weather at Oxford, and I took Gypsy there
-when I went to College, though I cannot say that he aided study.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_90"></a>90</span> If I
-read, he got up a quarrel with the leaves of the book, and flew at them
-as I turned them over. If I wrote, he fell into a passion with my pen,
-and ran across the wet ink on my paper to peck it. And his love-affairs
-were very distracting.</p>
-
-<p>Gypsy’s cage used to be put all day on the window-sill; and I began
-after a time to be aware that he was liable to be seized by sudden
-agitations, when he fluttered backwards and forwards in his cage, with
-a quick, excited note. A few days more and the cause of this agitation
-became apparent; for a little goldfinch, a hen goldfinch I suppose,
-came and sat upon the window-sill.</p>
-
-<p>The intimacy rapidly improved; the goldfinch would come into the room
-and sit on Gypsy’s cage; it made friends with a siskin and a bullfinch
-in the next room, and would roost in an empty cage there at night.</p>
-
-<p>Gypsy’s wing-feathers were clipped, so that I could let him walk
-about out of doors. When I took him into the garden he called to his
-friend, and the goldfinch dropped down by his side to take a walk with
-him. Other goldfinches came sometimes, but only one constantly and
-fearlessly when I was there. One day I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_91"></a>91</span> remember Gypsy walking down the
-path in front of me accompanied by three friends.</p>
-
-<p>But it was not long before there was a signal of danger. The house we
-were in was having some rooms added on to it, and there were workmen
-about. One day when I was sitting in my room and Gypsy was having an At
-Home, there was a little sound outside, and a limed stick was gently
-shoved towards my window-sill. Of course I remonstrated, and of course
-I was told by the workmen that they had done it entirely for my sake,
-because they thought that I should like to have the bird in a cage,&mdash;I
-could have caught the bird ten times over if I had wished it.</p>
-
-<p>But this, I fear, must after all have been the end of the love-lorn
-bird; for it disappeared suddenly, and I never saw it again.</p>
-
-<p>For a long time Gypsy had no society but mine and the canaries. He did
-not care for canaries, and he was mostly in a passion with me. But
-after some time a pair of goldfinches was given to us, much attached to
-each other and otherwise uninteresting. One day I put Gypsy in their
-cage to see what would happen. In three minutes a complete change had
-been worked in that happy home. Gypsy was sitting with the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_92"></a>92</span> little
-lady on her perch, whispering sweet nothings into her ear, while her
-disconsolate spouse sat by himself on the perch below, meditating
-pistols for two and coffee for one.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0092">
- <img src="images/i-0092.jpg" width="500" height="433" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>I will do Gypsy the justice to say that he admired himself quite as
-much as anyone else admired him. When he was held to the looking-glass
-he did not fight his reflection as some animals do, he fell deeply in
-love with it, and whispered to it in a tiny, sweet, wooing voice, until
-it was obscured by a little circle of damp breath on the glass.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_93"></a>93</span>
-Some one may ask why, if Gypsy was so universally attractive and so
-extremely susceptible, I did not provide him with a wife to himself.
-Simply because it would have been no good; Gypsy was a mere flirt; he
-never would have had nests and eggs and brought up families like other
-birds; he was a mule-bird, and they cannot be domestic.</p>
-
-<p>Gypsy had one last flickering of flirtation. I took his cage out one
-day into a London garden, and sat with him under a tree, and he sang
-loud; suddenly I heard a sound very unfamiliar in London, the voice
-of a bird which was hopping about on the tree above. I looked up, and
-through the leaves I could see that it was a little goldfinch; but it
-was shy and flew away.</p>
-
-<p>These mule-birds die generally very suddenly; and Gypsy died without
-apparent sign of illness at about the age of ten years.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_94"></a>94</span></p>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_95"></a>95</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_96"></a>96</span>
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="viii">VIII<br />
-<span>A FAITHFUL FRIEND</span></h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0097">
- <img src="images/i-0097.jpg" width="500" height="443" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_97"></a>97</span>
-<span class="dropcap">W</span>E were called into my mother’s room one day, and shown a hamper
-which had just arrived. The hamper was strangely agitated, like that
-hasty-pudding in which Tom Thumb sheltered, and when it was opened out
-rolled a puppy! It was a collie puppy, long haired, black, with tan<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_98"></a>98</span>
-cheeks, a white tip to his tail, white collar and paws, and wholly
-fascinating.</p>
-
-<p>It was really a charming puppy; at present too young to sin; too young
-to do anything but roll about and be petted.</p>
-
-<p>He was named Watch, “for,” said the friend who gave him, “he is a sheep
-dog, and you are a pastoral family”&mdash;a very pretty reason, but I think
-she was also influenced by the <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">horlogerie</i> of our namesake.</p>
-
-<p>Time passed, and Watch grew older and uglier. His neck lengthened,
-until his ears looked like ridiculous ornaments on the top of it, his
-legs grew long and lanky, his coat grew thin, and he grew naughty. He
-did not indeed eat up slippers, which is the favourite employment of
-story-book puppies, but he did pull most of a cold Sunday dinner on to
-the lawn, lick the butter out of the dish, and leave joints of mutton
-and beef on the grass. And he had another very original, reprehensible,
-natural impulse&mdash;he wished to garden. His method of gardening was to
-dig up saplings from a carefully-planted hedge of yews. He knew it
-was wrong, but he could not help it. When he was seen thus employed,
-he fled back and sheltered himself in his stable. He was just in that
-state of mind and body which answers in human beings<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_99"></a>99</span> to the condition
-of rapid growth and dissatisfied temper, when sleeves retreat up the
-arms, and frocks and knickerbockers up the legs, and the family seems
-to be in a conspiracy for making things disagreeable to you.</p>
-
-<p>So it seemed best that he should be sent to a shepherd for training.
-He went, and three months passed, and we looked daily for his return;
-when one morning, I was sent for to the door, where I saw, held in a
-strap, a beautiful, bashful, silky collie, small and well-proportioned,
-with long tail and ruff, and silk-fringed legs, ready to hide his face
-against the first friend with affection. I could hardly believe it was
-Watch&mdash;he was full-blown, come out!</p>
-
-<p>That he should sleep in a stable any longer was a manifest
-impossibility. Watch was established as a house-dog.</p>
-
-<p>He was wonderfully quick and obedient; he learnt to shut the door, play
-the piano, shake hands, catch things from his nose, and lie dead, in
-no time. He was so gentle that one could put little animals under his
-charge; the canary would stand on his head, and a kitten run between
-his paws. One of our blue-eyed white kittens, granddaughter of the
-formidable cat Rector, attached herself warmly to him.</p>
-
-<p>But there were one or two circumstances under<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_100"></a>100</span> which he was not docile.
-Soon after he came home we took him for a walk in the fields near the
-town. He followed quietly; when, suddenly, he spied a flock of sheep
-feeding, and up went the white tufted tail like a banner; nothing could
-hold him; no threats restrain him, until from hedge and ditch he had
-collected the whole flock into marching order. Much severe treatment
-was necessary before we could induce him to relinquish his profession.
-Then often as we went through the fields, Watch following with an eager
-eye, longing to be off after a scattered flock, an old north-country
-shepherd would sidle up and “pass the time of day,” and gently turn the
-conversation until he could say, “I suppose that dog of yours is not
-for sale?” He was right, Watch was not for sale.</p>
-
-<p>He could not, it is true, quite resist the instinct of the chase; and
-often one saw him flying down the garden in pursuit of the white kitten
-Midge, while her old-fashioned, under-bred, good-hearted tabby mother
-followed to protect her. But nothing happened; he rolled over and over
-with Midge, and Jenny jumped upon the soft heap, and dealt out boxes of
-the ear when Watch’s head got uppermost. Then they all got amicably up
-together, and went off quite good friends. Once, I am sorry<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_101"></a>101</span> to say, he
-did break the leg of a rabbit, but he was more surprised than any one
-else at it. I found him another time, having caught a blackbird; he was
-very much surprised and delighted, but puzzled as to the right course
-to adopt next; so he made short runs at it, and pretended to bite it,
-and wagged his tail very much, and asked me to come up and look at it.</p>
-
-<p>As for the goat, he was a most excellent good comrade with her. He
-exercised all his sheep-driving skill to fetch her when she lagged
-behind. And it takes as much skill to fetch one goat as fifty sheep.
-When she behaved well, he consented to go in double harness with her.
-The double harness was made out of tape dyed purple with Judson’s dyes.
-There was an old madman who lived in a house opposite the field where I
-generally drove them. He was very fond of watching the performance.</p>
-
-<p>But now I come to a part of Watch’s character which I cannot present in
-such a favourable light. He was jealous.</p>
-
-<p>Of course we did not find it out at first. He was not brought into
-comparison with other dogs, only with inferior animals, and he
-would naturally not be jealous of them. We are not jealous of our<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_102"></a>102</span>
-friend’s cat and dog, but of our friend’s friends. Watch was not
-jealous of our cats and birds, and goats and guinea-pigs, but of our
-dog-acquaintance. Occasionally he showed slight uneasiness when a horse
-or a baby was much noticed; they were rather too high in the scale of
-creation&mdash;nearly at the level of dogs.</p>
-
-<p>But one day there had been a dog show near us, and after the booths had
-been taken down, and the exhibits gone, one poor spaniel was discovered
-who had lost his friends, and appealed to us for sympathy; so we
-invited him to afternoon tea in the garden. Watch came to tea as usual;
-but when he saw the other dog, he suddenly became demonstratively
-affectionate. This was quite appreciated; but the other dog was not
-therefore neglected. So Watch bit him. This was not appreciated at all.
-We told Watch so, but he only sat down and turned his back to us, and
-gave the family five minutes for repentance; and as they did not fall
-on their knees, and beseech his forgiveness, he solemnly marched away
-into the house and lay in his master’s study, quite alone, sulking. I
-am sorry to say, too, that he conceived occasionally the most violent
-antipathies to the most delightful and well-intentioned people. There
-was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_103"></a>103</span> a friend of ours, devoted to dogs in general, and to him in
-particular, whom he would not allow to touch him; he would not take
-food from her hand; once, when he had accepted from some one else the
-food he had refused from her, he stopped eating it because he heard her
-laugh. Once he was the victim of uncontrollable fascination. A girl
-came to tea, at whose greeting he growled; then he lay down in a corner
-with his eyes fixed on her. She went on talking and taking no notice of
-him, and he came out into the room, little by little, looking at her,
-till he finally sat straight in front of her, with his eyes fixed on
-hers; and there he remained until she went away.</p>
-
-<p>Watch had become identified with the family, to the extent of being
-called “Watch Benson” by many friends. His English vocabulary was
-wonderfully large. I remember the surprise of one gentleman who came
-to talk business with my father. Watch was in the room, and, hearing
-our voices outside, suddenly started to the door, which was shut. “Why
-don’t you go out of the window, then?” my father said, quite quietly,
-and Watch in a moment ran to the window and jumped out.</p>
-
-<p>I never quite knew what Watch’s position was towards religious
-exercises. I think he approved<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_104"></a>104</span> of them, but disapproved of our
-exclusiveness about them. So he pretended altogether to despise
-church. He was depressed on Sunday morning, came to the garden gate to
-congratulate us when church was over, and pretended to be sleepy when
-the time for evening church drew near. But I think that was because he
-was not allowed to go; for he took up a very different position about
-prayers; he insisted on coming; he had his own stall in a window;
-though occasionally, when strangers were there, and he could not be
-turned out, he suddenly decided to leave it for the softer rugs in the
-middle of the chapel. There was one memorable occurrence, when the 26th
-chapter of St. Matthew was read, and Watch got more and more excited
-as he heard his own name repeated more and more emphatically, until at
-the final, “I say unto all, <em>Watch</em>,” he ran eagerly out into the
-middle&mdash;such exciting, personal prayers!</p>
-
-<p>But he made a great point of attending; for when we changed our
-house, and came to the conclusion that his presence would no longer
-be appreciated, his efforts to attend prayers were quite pathetic.
-Sometimes he scratched at the door, or pushed it open, and marched in
-in the middle; sometimes he slunk in when we went into the chapel, and
-sometimes<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_105"></a>105</span> ran in first and tried to hide. He had a vague idea in his
-mind, that it was some special privilege, some special identification
-with the family.</p>
-
-<p>Now that we were in London half the year, Watch could not be with us
-constantly. For one thing his dirty paws were such a mortification to
-him, and we thought he would die from the amount of soot he licked
-off. And he could not go walks, for he would stand smiling at us in
-the middle of the street, with a tram, two omnibuses, a cart, and four
-hansoms, bearing down upon him. So he went to stay with friends, or
-down to the farm in the country.</p>
-
-<p>That last was often necessary, but not a great success. Watch was
-very exclusive; he never would go walking with servants, except when
-everyone else was&mdash;not out, for he might have met them&mdash;but away
-from home. The one exception was when the servants were nurses with
-children. He was fond of children, and did not think it <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">infra
-dig.</i> to play with them. In the same way he despised everyone at the
-farm, and had to be treated in a very special manner, quite different
-from all other dogs. “Why can’t Watch live like any of the other dogs?”
-one of the children asked. “Oh, my dear, Watch is much too good for
-us,” his mother told him, with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_106"></a>106</span> a deep sarcasm. No other dog could
-come on the rug when Watch was lying there. The cat might come and was
-welcome, and liked the benevolent old gentleman. Just as one would not
-like anybody to come and take half of one’s armchair, but might be
-rather flattered if a cat or a little dog jumped up to settle itself
-there. Cats were only cats, and fit subjects for philanthropy, but
-other dogs were his own ill-bred relatives. As some one summed it up,
-“Watch doesn’t care for dogs.”</p>
-
-<p>The other dogs could not be expected to appreciate this, and Watch’s
-airs provoked at last one outburst from King, the steady old
-patriarchal collie of the farm. King flew upon him one fine day to
-have it out, and all the other dogs, seeing that King “had taken out a
-free ticket,” as the bailiff phrased it, flew to avenge their private
-grievances. Watch was very nearly killed, but he kept his airs to
-the last. Such strong arguments were brought to bear upon King, that
-ever after, when Watch crossed the yard, King retired promptly to his
-kennel. He could not trust his own self-control, and fled temptation.</p>
-
-<p>Poor King! he had a sad end. He and a young golden collie called Pat
-went out together in some woods&mdash;poachers, I fear. Towards evening Pat
-came back in a fearful state of agitation, trembling.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_107"></a>107</span> The dog must
-have longed for words to tell what he had seen! But they guessed it.
-The gamekeeper was known to have a grudge against King, and he was
-never heard of again from that day to this.</p>
-
-<p>Watch had a very different end. He grew old and blind. He had to live
-altogether at the farm now, but he did not mind that. He had two great
-friends. One was the bailiff’s daughter, and one the niece of the
-landlady at the “Cricketers,” over the way. The first nursed Watch,
-the second he went to see every day. But the niece got married, and
-Watch never crossed the road again, but transferred all his affection
-to Katie. He was nearly blind now, quite deaf, and very rheumatic. He
-had not much emotion left; it soon wearied him. I remember while he
-was still at the house, that when we all came home at the end of the
-holidays in two detachments, he greeted the first-comers effusively,
-and then retired under the sofa, and took no notice of the second batch
-until they had been in the house about an hour; then, his emotions
-being rested, he came out and greeted them too with affection.</p>
-
-<p>But two loves remained to the end; his love for Katie and his love
-for milk pudding&mdash;and Katie<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_108"></a>108</span> generally gave him the milk pudding. He
-hobbled about after her as long as he could, and sat in her room. Once
-they thought him dying. He lay on Katie’s bed, and Katie was away&mdash;was
-coming back that evening. His head lay on the pillow and his eyes were
-closed, and they thought him dead, when Katie came upstairs and spoke
-to him; and the life came back to him, and she fed him, and he lived a
-few days more. Then he died, this time with Katie close to him.</p>
-
-<p>He is buried by the gold-fish pond under a cedar, and he has a
-tombstone and an epitaph, “<i lang="la" xml:lang="la">Esne Vigil</i>.” And the other day I
-passed by, and freshly-gathered daisies were lying on it. I think Katie
-must have put them there.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0108">
- <img src="images/i-0108.jpg" width="500" height="251" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_109"></a>109</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_110"></a>110</span>
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="ix">IX<br />
-<span>KIDS OF THE GOATS</span></h2>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_111"></a>111</span>
-<span class="dropcap">T</span>HEY were Zoe and Marcianus Capello (but she was no kid), and Capricorn
-and his brother, and Chat and Tan. I did not possess them all at the
-same time; in fact, I never had more than three at one time, and that
-was because Marcianus Capello had twins.</p>
-
-<p>Zoe was the first. When she came to us she was a little white kid, just
-taken from her mother; she was very pretty, with a dark mark down her
-back and two little tassels of hair on her neck. But, as I say, she was
-only just taken from her mother, and the first evening was full of much
-trouble and care, for we could not find anything she would eat, and
-we thought she would be starved. She would not be fed, moreover, with
-milk, and we were in despair until we thought of trying if she would
-eat the tender sprouts of may. It was early spring, and for a day or so
-all her meals were taken in our<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_112"></a>112</span> arms, as we held her up to nibble at
-the hawthorn hedge.</p>
-
-<p>But she soon grew less fastidious, and, as goats do, would eat
-anything, from garden flowers, laurel leaves, and cabbages, down to
-paper and bread. She was tethered in the field, and this was very
-necessary, for if she was free she would follow us everywhere, would
-go walks with us out of doors, and would come into the house after us.
-The chief difficulty with kids is superabundant affection; they wail
-pitifully when one leaves them alone, and cannot be persuaded that
-their presence is not always desirable. Some friends of ours&mdash;they were
-Quakers too&mdash;used to dress up a stick with a waterproof and hat to
-keep their kid company. It satisfied her completely; but was it quite
-consistent with the Friends’ idea of truth?</p>
-
-<p>Zoe nearly had a bad accident once, in consequence of her fondness
-for coming into the house. I was sitting on the steps at the door
-and playing with her, when suddenly she bounced away from me and
-ran into the drawing-room. I pursued her, and she, knowing she was
-wrong, ran farther, saw a way of escape, and jumped straight through a
-large plate-glass window. I thought she would be<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_113"></a>113</span> cut to pieces, and
-in agonies rushed outside, where I found her making the most of her
-opportunities by devouring our best rose trees under the window.</p>
-
-<p>Zoe lived with us for a year. Then I was kept indoors by a bad cold and
-throat, and I heard that the kid was sympathising with me by having a
-bad throat also. But alas, poor Zoe! her throat was much worse than
-mine, and though we strapped a little blanket on her back to keep her
-warm, and though the gardener and the cowman poured gruel down her
-throat, when she could hardly swallow, she got thinner and weaker, and
-one morning she died. I sobbed audibly all through prayers that morning.</p>
-
-<p>Then a friend of mine told me that some cousins of hers were anxious
-to part with a goat they had, and Marcianus Capello, otherwise called
-Marcap, arrived. She was not at all like Zoe; she was a large, dull,
-elderly, brown and white goat. She did not want to make friends at all;
-she chiefly wanted to eat. But there was one great advantage about
-her, for a few weeks after I had her she gave birth to two little twin
-billygoats&mdash;two fluffy black-and-white creatures with huge legs.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_114"></a>114</span>
-Marcap was, like Zoe, tethered in the field, and it was supposed that
-filial affection would keep the kids near her. The kids had a fine
-time in consequence. One morning one heard a rattling over the roof of
-the nursery, and found the kids were playing King of the Castle on the
-house-top. Another time they came skipping out of a yard where building
-was going on, covered with lime to the tops of their legs; and for some
-little time we were terribly afraid that the smallest kid would lose
-his eyesight, as he had splashed lime up into his eyes, and that they
-both would come out of it with skinny hairless legs. A procession,
-of my nurse holding a cup of milk and water, myself and my youngest
-brother (who was too naughty to be left alone), could be seen crossing
-the field three times a day to bathe the kid’s eyes.</p>
-
-<p>When the kids were old enough to do without their mother, we gave
-Marcap away. I did not mind parting with Marcap; I never should have
-got fond of her, for she had no idea of intimacy. But to part with a
-kid was a different matter; it took us a long time to decide that it
-would be better to keep the biggest and strongest kid, Capricorn; and
-we gave away the little one.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_115"></a>115</span>
-Capricorn proved just a little more warlike than it is quite convenient
-for a kid to be, if you are in the habit of taking it out for walks.
-In the first place, if he met a flock of sheep in a field, he would at
-once begin to drive them away, running and butting after them. In the
-second place, if he met cows, he would invariably have a pitched battle
-with them, unless he was dragged away by main force. I have seen him in
-the middle of a ring of cows, knocked down by them, and getting up to
-butt them again. Thirdly, if he met a donkey, even in a cart, he would
-go for it, which sometimes caused the drivers of the cart to swear.
-Lastly, if he met children, he would try to awe them by standing on his
-hind-legs. His wickedness gradually developed with his growth. Before
-he was grown up he was a very affectionate kid. Once, when I turned
-back in a walk, the rest of my family had the greatest difficulty in
-inducing Capricorn to go with them. He got on very well with our wise
-collie. Watch was useful in fetching him up, if he lagged behind in a
-walk to carry out some of his evil designs. I had a little cart for
-Capricorn, too, and made him pull up stones for a rockery we were
-making; this was a good outlet for his energies, and he had less time
-to be wicked.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_116"></a>116</span>
-But he finally got too fierce for us to keep him any longer. If I was
-running down a hill by his side he would try to hook me with his horns,
-and he was not at all to be trusted with children. I gave him away
-reluctantly, and it was some consolation to hear that he nearly killed
-his new master, who came upon him suddenly in the dark. Since then I
-found out that it was not individual wickedness, but, so to speak,
-class wickedness, and that it is rarely safe to keep a billygoat when
-he grows up.</p>
-
-<p>Then for some time I had no kid. After a while a lady near who kept
-goats gave me two kids.</p>
-
-<p>These were very pretty kids; one was quite white, the other fawn
-colour, and very graceful. They would follow me everywhere; but, as I
-could not keep two, Chat, the white one, was given away.</p>
-
-<p>It was considerably easier to take Tan walks than it had been to take
-Capricorn; for Tan did not want to fight every beast or child she met.
-Watch was useful in fetching her as he had been with Capricorn. Long
-afterwards, when the acquaintanceship between them was a thing of the
-past, to say, “Watch, fetch the kid,” would bring<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_117"></a>117</span> her hurrying up to
-us. Tan was the only one of my goats who ever learnt a trick, but I
-taught her to shake hands in exchange for leaves or oats.</p>
-
-<p>Then we moved from the place where we were living, and I left Tan
-behind me for a child of the family who were coming into our old house.
-I heard no more of her for a year, and then they wrote to me to say
-that Tan was pining, and they wished that I would send for her. So she
-came up by train, and the first moment she saw me she remembered me,
-and we shook hands.</p>
-
-<p>Tan is still alive. On misty summer mornings, one sees her pass the
-windows heading a herd of cows; she is much too proud to walk with
-sheep; and though she will condescend to go with cows, she keeps
-herself to herself, never talks to any of them, but preserves a proud
-and solitary position. On rare occasions a sudden burst of friendship
-or curiosity will induce her to come into the house with me.</p>
-
-<p>But my friendship with Tan, I must confess it, is not what it was;
-perhaps it might never have waned if I had not consented to the year’s
-separation. But although occasionally we bleat to each other from a
-distance, though we shake hands over<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_118"></a>118</span> a few oats, she no longer runs
-to meet me if I come near, she no longer cries out with a wailing
-bleat when I go away, she no longer has to be tied up to prevent
-her following me. And I do not think it is age that has made this
-difference, I think it was worked by that year of separation.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0118">
- <img src="images/i-0118.jpg" width="500" height="353" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Passing through the farmyard on a cold day, I found Tan in the corner
-where the dead leaves had blown up, and lay a foot or more deep. She
-was standing in the deepest part of the heap, which came up to the top
-of her legs, and had secured herself, as it were, a good hot bottle for
-the night.</p>
-
-<p>In conclusion, I would say that there are no pets more enchanting
-than kids. They will give you<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_119"></a>119</span> as much amusement as kittens or
-puppies; while they are as intelligent as grown-up dogs, and even more
-wildly devoted. But there are two things you must never expect of a
-goat,&mdash;neither the least unselfishness in their affection, nor the
-smallest spark of benevolence.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_120"></a>120</span></p>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_121"></a>121</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_122"></a>122</span>
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="x">X<br />
-<span>COMMUNITY LIFE</span></h2>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_123"></a>123</span>
-<span class="dropcap">O</span>UR old cowman Callaway was Cornish; he taught me to milk; he took a
-fatherly interest in my animals; he talked Cornished English, and I
-understood about a quarter of what he said. He had a wife who worked in
-the house of a neighbour of ours, and a very elegant daughter. I never
-could imagine how her hats and jackets and dresses got into the hovel
-in which the family lived; however, I suppose they must have got into
-it, for they certainly came out.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0123">
- <img src="images/i-0123.jpg" width="500" height="261" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>The wife’s employer’s daughter kept guinea-pigs;<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_124"></a>124</span> and Callaway promised
-to get us a white one. In due time he appeared with it. But to our
-delight, when the box was opened, out came two little white creatures,
-with shining red eyes, not weak bluish-pink eyes, but real good red
-ones like little jewels. They were named Ixtlilxochitl and Atahualpa,
-and installed in a wooden house with a wired-in yard under the laurel
-trees of the drying-ground. Here they rapidly became naturalised;
-burrowing under their wire fence, they found the way to the long,
-fresh grass beyond, and enjoyed as much liberty as they wished till
-nightfall, when the wooden slide of their house shut them safe from
-dogs and rats and cats.</p>
-
-<p>I had many sympathisers in my amusements. Not only was there Callaway
-the cowman, who became house-builder to the community, but my old nurse
-used to take the guinea-pigs a breakfast of soaked bread every morning;
-and we had a butler sagacious about animals, to appeal to as a highest
-authority on all difficult questions. So when, one morning, I opened
-the slide, to find two new white things about as big as large mice
-gaily running about, the first thing I did was to run to the servants’
-hall and summon the butler to advise in this difficult and delicate
-situation. Ixtlilxochitl was sent to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_125"></a>125</span> a new hutch, hastily erected for
-him, and Atahualpa kept house for the babies.</p>
-
-<p>This was very good for the development of Ixtlilxochitl’s character.
-He became very tame, learnt to sit up with his forepaws on my finger,
-and to “lie dead” on his back with his little pink hands and feet in
-the air; guinea-pigs’ forefeet are really small pink hands, with short
-claws on the fingers, and a rudimentary thumb.</p>
-
-<p>Guinea-pigs grow up very soon; they have no helpless infancy at all.
-I have heard of a guinea-pig eating bran twenty minutes after it was
-born. I know we used to carry the infants about and let them run up our
-sleeves till they stuck, and had to be pulled back by their hind-legs;
-and though I would not recommend this practice, they never seemed to
-take any harm from it. Then, when they are about three months old they
-become heads of families. At first the family only consists of one or
-two members, but they increase in number until each family numbers
-seven or eight. You may expect a new family once every six or eight
-weeks. There is a nice sum in geometrical progression! And after this
-general statement of the matter you will hardly expect me to give
-you a history of each individual, though I made a chart of their<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_126"></a>126</span>
-genealogies. I will, however, give a short biographical notice of the
-most interesting characters.</p>
-
-<p>The first two were Ulfias and Brastias. Ulfias was a nice, comely
-guinea-pig; he took after his father, and had brown whiskers. Brastias
-had pink ears, which were generally much bitten, and fierce red eyes;
-he was an ill-conditioned, cross little beast, and a great fighter.
-Moreover, he was a murderer.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0126">
- <img src="images/i-0126.jpg" width="500" height="305" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>It is the funniest thing in the world to see guinea-pigs fighting.
-They stand on the tips of their toes and raise their noses, until they
-present the chin only to their adversaries; then they begin to dance
-round, always chin to chin, gnashing their teeth; when they see a good
-opportunity they fly in and bite. It is a scientific way of fighting,
-like wrestling or fencing&mdash;quite different from the indiscriminate
-plunge of a cat, who rolls round in a heap with her adversary.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_127"></a>127</span>
-After these two came Enid, Elaine, and Geraint. Enid was the first to
-have a baby, and she had only one&mdash;a fat round one, which grew and
-prospered until one day when he suddenly disappeared. We searched and
-hunted with anxious hearts, but with no result. After a time we wanted
-to move the hutches to a new place, and when we took up that in which
-poor Enid and the baby lived, there was a hole under it&mdash;a rat’s hole,
-and at the end of the hole, as we peered down, we saw a little white
-thing&mdash;the skin and bones of a baby guinea-pig. Enid never had another
-baby; she grew sad and thin and pined away, and at last she died.</p>
-
-<p>Then Elaine had a baby&mdash;two; but one was deformed, completely paralysed
-in his hind-legs, and I felt that the kindest thing to do would be to
-destroy him. So I took out a bottle of laudanum, and prepared to begin
-the hari-kari. Poor little guinea-pig! it was already very ill, and I
-could with difficulty get its little rabbit-like mouth open. What a
-tiny throat! could it swallow even enough poison to end its panting
-little life? When I laid it down again there was very little change,
-and I did not know what to do; then the pink nose, the hands and feet,
-began to have a slightly blue tinge.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_128"></a>128</span> I could not disturb it again to
-open its mouth, so I poured a little more laudanum on its mouth and
-nose, and the limbs got bluer, and the breathing became harder, and at
-last ceased. It was a dreadful thing to do. However, on the whole, it
-was less dreadful than drowning it. Once I had to drown a bat.... We
-will draw a veil over that.</p>
-
-<p>However, to proceed with the guinea-pigs. The baby that was not
-deformed was a very nice little pig&mdash;small but comely. He grew up and
-was called Jim.</p>
-
-<p>There is an individuality about guinea-pigs, not explicable but to be
-apprehended intuitively. Jim was quite individual. You would have known
-that if you had only seen him sitting upright at his mother’s side to
-nibble out of the hay trough.</p>
-
-<p>The guinea-pigs lived in a large estate fenced in by wire; inside the
-yard were various settlements, bedrooms, all with free access to the
-yard, and usually to the ground beyond, for they made holes under the
-wire and disported themselves outside. They had a beautiful rack to
-hold their hay, saucers for bran, and were given a breakfast of soaked
-bread every morning. At breakfast-time shrill whistles might be heard
-from the guinea-pig<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_129"></a>129</span> yard. Most people think guinea-pigs have only
-one noise, but in reality they have, quite clearly defined, three
-fundamental notes, of desire, contentment, and anger. They whistle when
-they are hungry, make what are called “guinea-pig noises” when they are
-well content&mdash;for ordinary conversation, and they gnash their teeth
-when they are angry.</p>
-
-<p>About this time, when the colony was not too large, I used to take them
-out for picnics.</p>
-
-<p>Opposite the front door, at the corner of the lawn, there is a large
-escalonia tree; on warm summer evenings it sheds a delicious fragrant
-smell from leaves and flowers. Opposite this there is a stile made to
-get into the fields. The stile is made in such a manner as to be a very
-comfortable seat. Here, under the escalonia, I used to turn out the
-guinea-pigs for a day in the country, while I read a book on the stile,
-and Watch was put to guard them; if any little pig strayed too far, he
-saw where it went to, and helped me to find it again.</p>
-
-<p>But, in time, the colony grew too large for this, and at last it began
-to increase with a rapidity that alarmed me; for, as you see, it is not
-a case of the simple geometrical progression of creatures<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_130"></a>130</span> which have
-the same number in every family; but, as guinea-pigs get older, each
-family gets larger, so that it is like a sum in compound interest, at
-an accelerating rate of interest. I began to be frightened when the
-“five Mitchinsons” were born, and the next family was larger still.</p>
-
-<p>In fact, they would have eaten us out of garden and farm, if it had not
-been for what political economists call “violent checks”; these violent
-checks were kidnapping, nepoticide, and massacre.</p>
-
-<p>Kidnapping was the first check. Our house was being added to, and there
-were various workmen about, and one morning when I visited the hutches,
-Daisy and Ally Mitchinson were missing. There is no more to say about
-it; they were never seen again. I felt like a mother, who, having
-complained of the burden and size of her family, is deprived of one of
-them.</p>
-
-<p>But that was not the worst. Atahualpa was still flourishing, although a
-great-great-grandmother. One morning I found reason to seclude her from
-the rest of the community, and by an arrangement of hutches, I shut off
-a little yard for her by herself.</p>
-
-<p>I came back a few hours later, and I found Brastias had displayed
-himself in his true colours<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_131"></a>131</span> at last. He had leaped the barrier, and
-was standing with gory mouth and fiery eye, over the carcase of a baby
-guinea-pig. In another corner of the hutch was Atahualpa, behaving with
-the supremest indifference to six more.</p>
-
-<p>That day I gave away sixteen guinea-pigs. But I believe that we should
-have had a repetition of Bishop Hatto, if it had not been for the last
-check&mdash;namely, massacre.</p>
-
-<p>We were overrun with rats, and rat-catchers were sent for. One morning
-two men came up with their dogs. The men were looking at the rat-holes,
-and arranging a plan of campaign, when suddenly they found that the
-dogs were not with them. Across the wall which separated the cow
-stables and haystacks from the garden and guinea-pig yard, they heard a
-doleful noise. They ran round, and found that the dogs had been doing
-their duty nobly, and all the guinea-pigs but two lay dead on the
-ground.</p>
-
-<p>The victims were buried in a large grave, and my brother found a
-suitable slate and wrote a Latin epitaph on it. He put it up as a
-headstone, and enjoyed the proceeding very much.</p>
-
-<p>But I did not enjoy it. I had not the heart to keep guinea-pigs any
-more. I gave away the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_132"></a>132</span> two survivors, and the hutches mouldered away,
-and cucumbers grew over the yard, and only the genealogy and the
-tombstone were left as memorials of that very large family with the
-white coats and jewelled eyes.</p>
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_133"></a>133</span>
-<hr class="x-ebookmaker-drop divider" />
-<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_134"></a>134</span>
-</div>
-
-<h2 id="xi">XI<br />
-<span>FINISHED SOLOMON</span></h2>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0135">
- <img src="images/i-0135.jpg" width="500" height="182" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="noi"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_135"></a>135</span>
-<span class="dropcap">K</span>ING Solomon was journeying through a thirsty land&mdash;sand beneath his
-feet, sand around as far as a man could see, above the pitiless blue
-sky. No tree could grow here, and no rock was there to cast its shadow
-on the sand. “What shall shield me,” said the king, “from the fury of
-this sun?” Then was heard the sound of light wings beating the air, for
-all creatures knew the voice of the words of King Solomon; and there
-came through the air a cloud of hoopoes, and they spread their barred
-wings, and closed them together, wing to wing, and they shielded King
-Solomon. So, when the toilsome journey was over, the king called the
-hoopoes, and said, “O hoopoes, what<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_136"></a>136</span> will ye that I give you for your
-service done to me this day?” And the hoopoes said, “O King, give us
-crowns of gold”; and the king gave the hoopoes crowns of pure gold.</p>
-
-<p>But men hunted the hoopoes through the length and breadth of the land,
-and they killed them for the sake of their golden crowns; then the
-hoopoes cried to King Solomon, for King Solomon knew the voice of all
-beasts and birds, yea of the creeping things also, and the hoopoes
-said, “Take away our crowns, O king, for men kill us for the sake of
-our golden crowns.” And Solomon took away their crowns. “Yet,” said he,
-“it shall be known what the hoopoes did for the King,” and he gave them
-crowns of golden feathers.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>So says the <cite>Book of the Enchantments of the King</cite>, and that is
-why my hoopoe was called Solomon.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I was riding through a village near Thebes in the evening, and among
-the groups of children who held out grimy hands and cried “Backsheesh”;
-and the half-blind boys who made the somewhat startling statement,
-“Finished Fazzer, finished<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_137"></a>137</span> Muzzer, I yam berry hongerry”; I saw at the
-door of a mud house three children, one of whom swung towards me a bird
-he held by the wings,&mdash;and I recognised the helpless, half-dead, fluffy
-mass for a hoopoe.</p>
-
-<p>I refused to give them the wages of sin, and they were too much
-surprised to attempt to hinder the departure of the hoopoe. Indeed, if
-they had kept it much longer, it would have departed without assistance
-by the silent road, for one claw had been tied back to its leg, and it
-had been swung in that manner till its tormentors happened to think
-that they had better try the wings instead; its crown of feathers had
-been pulled out; and when I got back to the hotel, it shut its eyes
-and fell forwards on the point of its beak as if it was about to die.
-The string had been tied so tightly that it was with difficulty that
-we got it free from its bonds, and then we plied it with whisky and
-water. That was no easy matter either, for it would not open its mouth,
-and one had first to get the long beak open, and then to hold it so,
-while from a feather dipped in the refreshing beverage a drop trickled
-down the pink throat; then the bill was shut, and one watched to see
-if the feathers of the throat would<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_138"></a>138</span> ruffle and give sign that the
-drop was passing down. The method succeeded, for presently the little
-forked tongue was shot out to suck up the liquid, the little brown
-eyes opened, and the hoopoe, taking in the situation, hurried into the
-corner of the window-sill, and supposed that he was hiding himself by
-laying his long bill up the wall.</p>
-
-<p>It would certainly be necessary to provide the hoopoe with a
-habitation, were he only the guest of a day; so a crate which had
-contained pottery was found, its straw was arranged nestwise, and the
-bird was bestowed in it, much to its own satisfaction.</p>
-
-<p>But the diet was a problem. Its natural food was live insects. I went
-so far as to kill a housefly, but it was a very disgusting process, and
-the fly was not at all well received; moreover, I was not sure whether
-the hoopoe was of an age to receive, shall I say <em>peptonised</em>
-food from his parents, or whether he preferred the raw material.
-But as the best compromise, including the carnivorous and the
-more-or-less-peptonised element, I decided on hard-boiled egg; that had
-to be administered in the same way as the whisky, with drops of water
-to help<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_139"></a>139</span> it to run down. After this I put the hoopoe into the crate for
-the night.</p>
-
-<p>I frankly confess that I expected to find a stiff little body there in
-the morning, but instead I saw a bright brown eye fixed upon me, and a
-smooth, compact, though crownless little hoopoe, sitting in the straw.</p>
-
-<p>If the hoopoe was going to live, other things became necessary&mdash;first
-and foremost, a name.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0139">
- <img src="images/i-0139.jpg" width="500" height="383" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>The name suited him exactly. From the time that he was called Solomon,
-he <em>became</em> Solomon. We never spoke of him as the hoopoe; indeed,
-it is with great difficulty that I have avoided so far using his name.
-Now I have told you when and why he was named; henceforth, then, he is
-Solomon.</p>
-
-<p>But, secondly, Solomon must have exercise, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_140"></a>140</span> fresh animal food. It
-would be better, both for the sake of digestion and economy of time, if
-the two could be combined, and I spent most of my time in effecting the
-combination in one of the garden beds.</p>
-
-<p>The beds in the hotel garden are excellently convenient for feeding and
-exercising half-fledged hoopoes; they are lowered three or four inches
-below the level of the paths, for the purposes of irrigation. Thus
-when, once a week, the water is turned in, the beds become a series
-of pools, until the water has gradually soaked away through the rich
-black mud. Further, the beds are surrounded with a bushy little plant,
-so that when Solomon tried to spring over the edge and escape me, his
-wings were not strong enough for the purpose; he sprawled on the bushy
-plant, wings spread and legs kicking, and was easily captured.</p>
-
-<p>But it was Sunday, and the hour drew towards church time. Solomon must
-go home and be fed before I went to church. Accordingly, I went to
-catch him, but there was one thing I had forgotten. At the corner of
-the bed was a drain through which the irrigation was effected. Quick as
-thought Solomon ran in there, and was out of arm’s length in a minute.
-What was to be done? The bell<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_141"></a>141</span> was already ringing to church; decent
-and godly people, with their prayer-books in their hands, were walking
-down the garden path; and there was I plunging round the drain in
-search of an ungrateful, half-fledged, discrowned hoopoe. I dared not
-leave him there, to be the prey of the numerous and ravenous hawks and
-crows.</p>
-
-<p>But suddenly, as a <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">Deus ex machina</i>, Mahmoud the gardener hove
-in sight; so I called to Mahmoud, and Mahmoud called to Ibrahim, and
-Ibrahim brought a dry palm leaf, and we put it in at the opposite end
-of the drain, and made a very terrible shaking noise in the inside with
-it; and there hurried out a very long beak, supported by a very small
-bird at the end of it; and Solomon was captured in time for church.</p>
-
-<p>When I came back from church, Solomon’s crate was empty. We trod
-carefully over the room for fear of squashing him flat, like a
-botanical specimen; we looked under the sofa, under the chairs, and
-Solomon was not there. Then a little scuffling noise on the balcony
-attracted our attention, and there was Solomon with a guilty look in
-his face. We lined the inside of his crate with stiff newspaper.</p>
-
-<div class="figleft width120" id="i-0146">
- <img src="images/i-0146.png" width="120" height="85" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>But when I came back from lunch I saw a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_142"></a>142</span> ridiculous silhouette far up
-the half-lighted passage. There again was Solomon! He had carried on
-mining operations on the paper during lunch, and had escaped again.
-Another crate with narrower bars had to be procured. Of course he
-instantly put his head through and got it fixed, and I had to seize him
-by the beak and push him back.</p>
-
-<p>Now, by all the laws of animal literature, Solomon ought to have been
-devoted to me by this time. If he had studied the <em>Whole Duty of
-Birds</em>, he would have found out that he must wake me at dawn (I
-cannot feel sure that I should have appreciated that); that he must
-flutter his wings with joy and chirp when I came into the room, even
-if he did not feel equal to opening his little bill and pouring forth
-a grateful song (do hoopoes sing?); that he must follow me round the
-room; that he must eat out of my hand; that he must beat his breast
-against the bars of his cage when I went away.</p>
-
-<p>Solomon did none of these things. He shut his beak tightly when I
-wished to feed him, he pecked at me when I tried to open it, he ran
-away when I attempted to catch him, he struggled when I had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_143"></a>143</span> got him,
-he hurled himself from my hand into the crate as soon as possible, and
-he did not like me at all.</p>
-
-<p>By the third day Solomon had immensely developed. People who had
-considerately told me that it was impossible to rear a hoopoe, now
-foretold that he would live. He extended his mining operations to the
-garden. I am not sure that he found any insects, but he did great
-execution on the loose earth at the foot of the palm-tree. He looked
-quite like a real grown-up hoopoe when he ran about the garden bed and
-dug his bill in up to its roots; and in the evening he flopped off the
-window-sill while I was feeding him, and had a grand race round the
-room.</p>
-
-<p>That night I dismissed the fear of finding the little cold corpse in
-the morning.</p>
-
-<p>But when I opened the shutters and looked at Solomon in the morning,
-he was not awake; his head was tucked behind his wing. I took him out,
-he looked round dreamily, and sank on to the ground. I got whisky and
-water again, and fed him with a feather; he pecked and struggled at
-first, but presently he allowed me to open his beak, and I saw that the
-little pink mouth was getting very white. Still I gave him more, hoping
-it would<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_144"></a>144</span> have the same reviving effect as at first. But presently
-Solomon dropped his beak on the window-sill, and the drop trickled down
-it again, for he had stopped swallowing. He laid his head down, and
-stretched out his little black claws; and heaved gently once or twice;
-and no more.</p>
-
-<p>As the Arabs say, it was “Finished Solomon.”</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter width500" id="i-0144">
- <img src="images/i-0144.jpg" width="500" height="211" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-
-<p class="center mt3">MORRISON AND GIBB, PRINTERS, EDINBURGH</p>
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