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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Honor of Thieves, by C. J. Cutcliffe Hyne
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-Title: Honor of Thieves
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HONOR OF THIEVES ***
-
-
-
-
-
-HONOR OF THIEVES
-
-
-
-
- HONOR OF THIEVES
-
- A Novel
-
- BY
- C. J. CUTCLIFFE HYNE
- AUTHOR OF
- “THE NEW EDEN,” “THE RECIPE FOR DIAMONDS,” “ADVENTURES OF
- CAPTAIN KETTLE,” “THROUGH ARCTIC LAPLAND,” ETC., ETC.
-
- [Illustration]
-
- R. F. FENNO & COMPANY : 9 AND 11 EAST
- SIXTEENTH STREET : NEW YORK CITY
- LONDON—CHATTO & WINDUS, PICCADILLY
- 1899
-
- Copyright, 1895-1899
- BY
- C. J. CUTCLIFFE HYNE
-
- _Honor of Thieves._
-
-
-
-
- TO
- MY VARIOUS SHIPMATES
- AND SHOREMATES
- ON SEA AND AMERICAN LAND IN 1893
- IN MEMORY OF
- WHAT WE SAW TOGETHER AND WHAT WE DID.
-
- C. J. C. H.
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE.
-
-
-“It seems to me,” said a philosopher once, “that there are no entirely
-good men in the world, and none completely bad. Single out your best
-man, and you will find that he lacks perfection in some part of him; and
-examine your worst, and you will see that he has at least one redeeming
-quality.”
-
-In this book the men mostly verge towards bad: but some are better than
-others. Because they are merely human, they act according to their
-lights. You may meet others like them any day if you go out and about,
-and most of them give extremely good dinners. Till they are found
-out, you consider them amusing: afterwards, being better than they,
-you instantly set them down as most pernicious scoundrels, and shake
-hands with yourself, and write to your tailor to order more noticeable
-phylacteries on the next new suit. This is called “keeping up a healthy
-moral tone,” and does a great deal of good in the world.
-
- SCALLOWAY,
- SHETLAND ISLANDS,
- 1895.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS.
-
-
- CHAPTER PAGE
-
- I. The Antecedents of Patrick Onslow 11
-
- II. A Fortune for the Pair of us 18
-
- III. The Requirements of Mrs. Shelf 27
-
- IV. Business at a Ball 36
-
- V. Bimetallism 44
-
- VI. The Tempting of Captain Owen Kettle 55
-
- VII. £500,000—in Gold 66
-
- VIII. The Send-off 75
-
- IX. Ground-Bait 88
-
- X. Mutiny 100
-
- XI. To-Night 111
-
- XII. A Dereliction 124
-
- XIII. Three for Twenty-seven 137
-
- XIV. A Pirates’ Harbor 147
-
- XV. Results in London 162
-
- XVI. For the Birthday List 170
-
- XVII. In the Matter of a Trust 184
-
- XVIII. The Plume-Hunters’ Dinner-Party 198
-
- XIX. Subjects for Matrimony 213
-
- XX. At Point Sebastian 224
-
- XXI. The Cyclone 235
-
- XXII. Mr. Shelf’s Little Surprise 250
-
- XXIII. Decisions 263
-
- XXIV. A Flight and a Resting-place 277
-
- XXV. Closing Strands 288
-
- XXVI. The Lucky Man 295
-
-
-
-
-HONOR OF THIEVES.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.
-
-THE ANTECEDENTS OF PATRICK ONSLOW.
-
-
-Miss Rivers picked out the name of Patrick Onslow in the society paper
-which lay upon her knee, and drew idle circles round it with a pink
-ball-pencil. Fairfax tugged at his mustache, and returned to the subject
-which they had been discussing.
-
-“The fellow has,” said Fairfax, “a genial insolence of manner which seems
-rather taking with some people. But I confess I shouldn’t have thought
-him the man you would have cared to see twice, Amy.”
-
-“You’re prejudiced, obviously; and I’ve a good mind to say maliciously
-prejudiced. I don’t know how much you saw of him, because I can’t be
-invited to a Wanderers’ Club dinner; you don’t know how much I saw of
-him, because you missed some distant train and didn’t come here to the
-ball last night. But I’ll tell you: I saw all I could. He’s perfectly
-and entirely charming. He’s been everywhere, done everything, and he
-isn’t a bit _blasé_.”
-
-“I heard,” said Fairfax, “that Mrs. Shelf was lionizing Onslow round last
-night as the great traveler. Does he belong to the advertising variety
-of globe-trotter? Did he sit in a side room and hold a small audience
-spellbound with a selection from his adventures?”
-
-Miss Rivers shrugged her shoulders. “Not he. But you know what Mrs. Shelf
-is when she gets any show person at one of her functions. The poor man
-had to stand it for a while, because she held on to him as though he
-might have been her fan. But he escaped as soon as he decently could by
-saying he wanted to dance. He asked me to give him the fourth waltz. I
-did it out of sheer pity, because I saw Mrs. Shelf’s thumbscrews were
-making him writhe.”
-
-“’Shows how little a man knows about the girl he’s engaged to. Now, I had
-always imagined that, having the pick of the men, you invariably wrote
-down the best dancers, and never saddled yourself with a stranger who was
-a very possible duffer.”
-
-Amy Rivers laughed. “That’s generalizing. But it was different last
-night, because, so to speak, I’m a member of the household here. A ward
-counts as a sort of niece, doesn’t she? Or between that and an adopted
-daughter? But, anyway, it was out of sheer pity for Mr. Onslow in the
-first instance, and it was with distinct qualms that I let him take me
-down to dance. I quite intended, after half a round, to say the room was
-too crowded, and go and sit somewhere. That is to say, I made up my mind
-to do this when he asked me. However, when I dropped my fingers on his
-arm to go down-stairs, I had my doubts. You know after two seasons one
-gets instinctively to know by the first touch how a man will dance. And
-when he put his arm around me, and we moved to the music, I felt like
-going on forever. Waltzing is hard just now, because it’s in a transition
-state between two styles; but his dancing was something to dream about.
-We started off with the newest quick waltz. Hamilton, it was just lovely!
-He was so perfect that just for experiment I altered my step—by degrees,
-you know. Automatically, and without anything being seen, he changed too;
-and we were dancing the old slow glide before I knew. And his steering
-was perfect. In that whirling, teeming, tangled mob he never bumped me
-once. I gave him two more waltzes, and cut another couple in his favor.”
-
-“Which makes five in all,” said Fairfax, rather stiffly.
-
-Amy Rivers took his hand and patted it. “Don’t be cross, dear. You know
-how I love a good dance, and one doesn’t meet a partner like Mr. Onslow
-every day. I suppose he’s done his waltzing in Vienna and Paris, and
-Yorkshire, and New Orleans, as well as here in London; and by averaging
-them all up he can’t help but be good.”
-
-“Is it from going to those places that Mrs. Shelf called him the Great
-Traveler?”
-
-“Of course not! Hamilton, how stupid you are about him! Why, he’s
-rummaged about in every back corner of the world, so they say.”
-
-“So they say, yes! Teheran to Timbuctoo. But what does he say himself
-about his wanderings beyond the tram-lines? Shuffles mostly, doesn’t he?
-And who’s met him anywhere? Not a soul will come forward to speak. I
-tell you, Amy, there’s something uncanny about this Patrick Onslow. He
-turns up here periodically in London after some vague exploring trip to a
-place that isn’t mapped, and you can never pin him to tell exactly where
-he’s been. He comes with money, spends it _en prince_, and then goes off
-again, nominally perhaps to the Gobi Desert, and returns with another
-cargo.”
-
-“How romantic!” said Miss Rivers.
-
-“Yes, isn’t it?” said her _fiancé_ drily. “If he’d lived a century
-earlier, one would have said he’d got a sound business connection as a
-pirate somewhere West Indies way. As this year is eighteen ninety-three,
-and that explanation’s barred, one simply has to accept him as an
-uncomfortable mystery.”
-
-“Hamilton, how absurd you are! Wherever did all this rigmarole come from?”
-
-“From the club, and London gossiping places generally. I suppose we ought
-to be indebted to Onslow for providing us with something to talk about.”
-
-“But tell me; if his antecedents are so queer, how is it he goes about
-so much here? He’s apparently asked everywhere—at least, so Mrs. Shelf
-says—and he knows everybody who’s worth knowing.”
-
-Fairfax laughed. “Why does London society take up with an ex-bushranger
-from Australia, or a glorified advertising cowboy from the wild, wild
-West? Simply because London society is extremely parochial, and gets
-desperately bored with its own little self undiluted. Now, Onslow has
-undoubtedly wandered about outside the parish; and occasionally he lets
-drop hints which make one think he’s seen some queerish ups and downs
-in places where polite society doesn’t go; and, in fact, he preserves
-a good-humored reticence about most of his doings. This makes people
-thoughtful and speculative. If a Chinese extradition warrant was to turn
-up to-morrow to arrest him for sticking up a three-button mandarin
-beyond the Great Wall, nobody would be a bit surprised; or if he were to
-tell the City this afternoon that he’d a concession for a silver mine
-in an unexplored part of Venezuela which he wished to dispose of at
-reasonable rates, we’d take it with pleased equanimity. Now, you know,
-Amy, there’s a fearful joy in entertaining a man of that stamp.”
-
-“Especially when he’s as fascinating as Mr. Onslow can be when he
-chooses. And such a waltzer! But you speak as if he was a savage from
-some back settlement, come into decent society for the first time. He
-isn’t that in the least. He’s a gentleman distinctly.”
-
-“My dear Amy, I never meant to suggest that he was not. There’s no
-particular secret about his life. He comes of a good west-county family;
-was a Harrow boy, and played in their eleven; went through Cambridge;
-and afterwards found a berth in the Diplomatic Service. Then, by way of
-variety, he got engaged to be married to a girl who jilted him; on the
-strength of which he began to run wild. He started on six months’ leave
-for a trip into Tibet, but he stayed beyond the limits of the postal
-system for two years and a half, and when he got back to England the
-Diplomatic Corps found that they could get on very well without him. So
-he continued his rambles. He doesn’t seem able to settle down.”
-
-“That’s because he can’t forget the girl who threw him over,” exclaimed
-Miss Rivers. “How awfully romantic! I wonder who she was? She couldn’t
-have been anybody nice, or she wouldn’t have done it, because he’s a
-regular dear. And fancy his remembering her all this time! I just love
-him for it.”
-
-“Some fellows,” remarked Fairfax judiciously, “would get jealous if the
-girl they were going to marry talked about another man this way.”
-
-Miss Rivers reassured him first practically, and then in words. “You
-goose!” said she; “if I cared for him in that way, don’t you see, I
-shouldn’t have spoken about him to you at all.”
-
-Fairfax did not answer directly. He kissed her thoughtfully, and after a
-while he said: “I’m not superstitious, dear, as a general thing. Work in
-a shipping office tends to make one painfully matter of fact. But for all
-that, I wish this fellow Onslow would either marry or get crumpled up in
-a cab accident, or have himself safely fastened down out of harm’s way
-somewhere. I’ve got a foreboding, Amy, that he’s going to do a bad turn
-either to you or to me—which means both of us. I know it’s absurd, but I
-can’t get rid of it.”
-
-“How creepy!” said Amy Rivers. “But what nonsense, Hamilton!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-A FORTUNE FOR THE PAIR OF US.
-
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf’s carriage and pair drew up at the smartest house in
-Park Lane, and Mr. Theodore Shelf went up the steps and entered the door
-which a man servant opened for him. He was a stout, middle-aged man,
-with a clean-shaven face, and a short frock-coat of black broadcloth.
-He allowed himself to be eased of his hat and umbrella, and then
-passed through the gorgeous hall to the rosewood billiard-room at the
-back. There he found his guest, Mr. Patrick Onslow, in shirt-sleeves,
-practising fancy shots by himself.
-
-“What, alone, Mr. Onslow?”
-
-“Why, yes. I did have a hundred up with your niece earlier, but some one
-came for her.”
-
-“Niece? Oh, Amy, you mean—Miss Rivers? Ah, my dear sir! from the love we
-have for her in this household, and the way we treat her, you naturally
-fancy she is a blood relation. It is a graceful compliment for you to
-pay, Mr. Onslow; but it is my duty to correct you. Miss Rivers is legally
-only my ward.”
-
-“Ward? Oh, see that? Red hard against the cushion, and white bang over
-the bottom pocket. Neat cannon, wasn’t it, considering the long time
-since I’ve handled a cue?”
-
-“The only child of my late partner. You know, the firm still stands as
-Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf. We call ourselves on the billheads, ‘Agents
-to the Oceanic Steam Transport Co.,’ though, of course, we really own the
-whole line. You see our flag, sir, in every sea.”
-
-“I know. Nagasaki to Buenos Ayres; gin and gunpowder on the West Coast;
-coals and cotton at New Orleans.”
-
-“And we do not send our steamers for the business of trade alone, Mr.
-Onslow. We pick our captains and officers with an eye to a holier
-purpose. We trust that they spread a Christian influence in all their
-ports of call,” observed Mr. Shelf unctuously.
-
-“Yes; I saw them at work once at Axim, on a tramp steamer you sent down
-there. They were taking Krooboys on board. The skipper received them
-on one of the bridge-deck ladders with a knuckleduster, and kicked ’em
-along. The chief stood by with a monkey-wrench and tickled them with that
-as they passed down to the lower deck aft. They mentioned at the time
-that this process had a fine Christianizing influence; prevented the boys
-from being uppish; showed ’em what the white man could do when he liked;
-taught ’em humility, in fact. I say, there’s a pull towards this bottom
-pocket. People have been sitting on the table.”
-
-“Mr. Onslow—Mr. Onslow, you are making a very serious accusation against
-one of my ship’s companies.”
-
-“Accusations? I? Never a bit of it. The fellows only acted according to
-their lights. That’s the only way sailormen know of getting Krooboys to
-work; and it was a case of squeezing the work out of them or having the
-natural sack from you. And so, as they didn’t know another method, they
-fell back on knuckleduster and monkey-wrench. I’ll play you fifty up.”
-
-Mr. Shelf put up a large white hand. “No; I don’t play billiards myself.
-So many young men have been ruined by the pursuit, that I refrain from it
-by way of setting an example. But my friends who visit here are not so
-scrupulous, and I have the table for them.”
-
-“Beautiful!” said Onslow. He might have been referring to his own play,
-or to Mr. Shelf’s improving sentiment.
-
-“You see, Mr. Onslow, from my position, so many people look up to me
-that it is nothing short of my bounden duty to deprive myself of certain
-things, and be, so far as possible, a humble model for them to form
-themselves by. Long before a constituency sent me to Parliament, I
-devoted my best energies to Christianizing the lower classes, and I hope
-not without success. If appreciation is any criterion, I may say that I
-was elected president of no less than twelve improvement societies. It
-took me much time and thought to attend to them. Yet I wish I could have
-given more.”
-
-“Yes—that pocket does pull; there’s a regular tram-line towards it. H’m,
-mighty good work of yours. But doesn’t it sour on you sometimes? Don’t
-you want a day off occasionally? A run down to Monte Carlo, for instance?”
-
-“Monte Carlo! You horrify me, Mr. Onslow. You are my guest, and I cannot
-speak strongly; but this is a very poor jest of yours.”
-
-“Well, perhaps you know best about that place. Monte Carlo is risky at
-the best of times for some folks, because you’re bound to meet crowds of
-people you know; and if they aren’t on the razzle-dazzle too, and pinned
-to decent silence through their own iniquities, some of them are apt
-to split when they get home again. But I don’t know why you should be
-horrified, seeing that we are _entre quatre yeux_ here, and not on one of
-your pious example platforms. You know you’ve been in a far hotter shop
-than Monte Carlo.—See me pot that red? Ah, _rouge perd_—Barcelona, to
-wit. If you remember, you were staying at the Cuatro Naciones, and at
-nights you used to cross the Rhambla, and——”
-
-“Mr. Onslow, how did you know all this?”
-
-“Do you remember objecting to take a sheaf of obvious spurious notes,
-and there was a row, and somebody whipped out a knife, and somebody else
-floored the knife-man with a chair?”
-
-“Yes—no.”
-
-“After which you very sensibly bolted. Well, I had only just that moment
-come in, but I saw you were a fellow-islander, and that’s why I handled
-the chair. You don’t remember me, and I didn’t know your name, but I
-recognized you the moment your wife introduced us, because I never forget
-a face.”
-
-“You’re mistaken. I never was in such a place in my life, sir. Think of
-the position I occupy. Why, the thing’s absurd!”
-
-“Now, my good sir, why waste lies? I’m not going to show you up. No
-fear. Why should I? It would probably ruin you, and I should stand
-self-convicted of being in the lowest and most desperate gambling hell
-in Europe, without being made a sixpence richer by the transaction. Only
-you didn’t know me, and you thought I didn’t know you; and I thought it
-would be handier if we were open about one another’s little ways at once
-before we went any further. Who knows but what we might be partners in
-some profitable business together?” Onslow put his cue down and faced
-his host, with hands deep in his trousers pockets. “It’s worth thinking
-about,” he observed.
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf stood before the fireplace and drew a handkerchief
-across his forehead with trembling fingers. “What business do you refer
-to?” he asked at length.
-
-“None whatever. I’m not a business man. I make discoveries and don’t know
-how to use them. You are a business man and may be able to see where the
-money profit comes in. If you can, why then we’ll share the plunder. If
-you can’t, we’re neither of us worse off than before.”
-
-“But this is vague. What sort of discoveries? Have you found a mine?”
-
-“No, sir; in the present instance a channel!”
-
-“A channel?—I don’t understand you.”
-
-“A deep-water channel leading in to a certain coast, where everybody else
-supposes there is nothing but shallow water. The Government charts put
-down the place as partly unsurveyed, but all impossible for navigation.
-The upgrowth of coral, they say, is turning part of the sea into dry
-land. In a large measure this is true; but at one point—which I have
-discovered—a river comes down from the interior, and the scour of this
-river has cut a deep narrow channel out through the reefs to the deep sea
-water beyond.”
-
-“Well,” Shelf broke in, “I see no value in that.”
-
-“Wait a minute! In confidence I’ll tell you it is on the West Coast of
-Florida—on the Mexican Gulf coast. The interior of southern Florida
-is called the Everglades. It’s partly lake, partly swamp; built up of
-mangroves, saw-grass, cypress trees, and water; tenanted by snakes,
-alligators, wild beasts, and a few Seminole Indians. Only one expedition
-of whites has been across it—or rather only one expedition known to
-history. But I’ve been there, right into the heart of the Everglades; in
-fact, I’ve just come from there; and I netted £1000 out of the trip.”
-
-“How?” asked Shelf, eagerly.
-
-“Never mind exactly how. That’s partly another man’s business. Shall we
-say the other man gave me a commission there, and I carried it out, and
-got duly paid? Anyway, that’s sufficient explanation. But now about this
-channel I’ve found. If one gives it to the chart people, they’ll simply
-say, ‘Thank you,’ and publish your name in one number of an official
-magazine which nobody reads. I don’t long for fame of that kind. I’ve the
-sordid taste to much prefer gold.”
-
-“I think I understand you,” said Shelf. “Give me a minute to think it
-out.”
-
-“A week if you like,” said the other; and, picking up his cue, again
-returned to the billiard-table.
-
-The balls clicked lazily, and the rosewood clock marked off the seconds
-with firmness and precision. Shelf lay back in his chair, his finger-tips
-together beneath the square chin, his eyes watching the shadows which
-the lamps cast on the frescoed ceiling. He looked entirely placid. No
-one would have guessed the simmer of thoughts which were poppling and
-bubbling in his brain. A stream of projects came before him, flashed into
-detail, and were dismissed as impracticable. It was the great trait of
-this man’s genius that he could think with the speed of a hurricane, and
-clear his head of an unprofitable idea a moment after it was born.
-
-Twenty schemes occurred to him, all to be dismissed: and then came the
-twenty-first; and that stayed. He ran a mental finger through all its
-leading details: he conned over a thousand minutiæ. It was the thing to
-suit his purpose.
-
-A bare minute had passed, but he needed no more time for his
-deliberations. The scheme seemed perfect to him, without flaw, without
-chance of improvement. The hugeness of it thrilled him like a draught of
-spirit. He was betrayed away from his unctuous calm; his hands dropped on
-to the arms of the chair.
-
-With a heavy start he clambered to his feet, strode forward, and seized
-Onslow by the arm. “If your channel and Everglades will answer a purpose
-I want, there’s half a million of English sovereigns to be made out of
-it.”
-
-Onslow turned and faced him with a long, thin-drawn whistle. “£500,000!
-Phew!”
-
-“Hush! there’s somebody coming. But it’s to be had if you’re not afraid
-of a little risk.”
-
-“I fear nothing on this earth,” said Onslow, “when it’s to my interest
-not to fear. Moreover, though I’m not a saint, my standard of morality
-is probably a shade higher than yours. I don’t mind doing some sorts of
-dirty things; but there are shades in dirtiness, and at some tints I draw
-the line. It’s dangerous to—er—have the tips of these cues glued on so
-badly. They fly off and hit people.”
-
-The billiard-room door had opened, and Amy Rivers had come in, with
-Fairfax at her heels. Hence Onslow’s digression. The matter had not been
-put in so many words; but he felt sure that the commission of a great
-robbery had been proposed to him, and he had more than half a mind to
-drive his knuckles into Theodore Shelf’s lying, hypocritical face on the
-spot.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.
-
-THE REQUIREMENTS OF MRS. SHELF.
-
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf wanted to drag Onslow off there and then to his own
-business-room, on the first floor, to discuss further this great project
-which he had in his head; but Onslow thought fit to remain where he was.
-Mr. Shelf nodded significantly towards the new-comers, as much as to hint
-that a third person with them would be distinctly an inconvenient third.
-Onslow turned to them, cue in hand, and proposed a game of snooker.
-
-“That’s precisely what we came up for,” said Amy Rivers promptly.
-“Hamilton, get out the balls. Mr. Onslow, will you put the billiard-balls
-away, so that they don’t get mixed?”
-
-They played and talked merrily. Their conversation turned on the wretched
-show at the recent Academy, which they agreed was a disgrace to a
-civilized country; and Onslow made himself interesting over the art of
-painting in Paris—mural, facial, and on canvas. When he chose he could be
-very interesting, this man London had nicknamed “The Great Traveler”;
-and he generally chose, not being ill-natured.
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf left the billiard-room with a feeling beneath his
-waistcoat much akin to sea-sickness. First of all, that plain-spoken
-Patrick Onslow had not over politely hinted that he was a canting
-hypocrite, and had showed cause for arriving at the conclusion. This was
-true, but that didn’t make it any the more digestive. And secondly, he
-himself, in a moment of excitement, had let drop to this same pernicious
-Onslow (who after all was a comparative stranger) a proposal to make the
-sum of £500,000 at one _coup_. True, he had not mentioned the means;
-but Onslow had at once concluded it was to be gained by robbery, and he
-(Theodore Shelf) had not denied the impeachment.
-
-Consequently Mr. Shelf went direct to his own room, locked the door, and
-fortified his nerves with a liberal allowance of brandy. Then he munched
-a coffee-bean in deference to the blue ribbon on his coat-lapel, replaced
-the cognac bottle in the inner drawer of his safe, and sat down to think.
-
-If only he understood Onslow, and, better still, knew whether he might
-trust him, there was a fortune to be had. Yes, a fortune! And it was
-wanted badly. The great firm of Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf, which called
-itself “Agents to the Oceanic Steam Transport Co.,” but which really ran
-the line of steamers which traded under that flag, might look prosperous
-to the outer eye, and might still rear its head haughtily amongst the
-first shipping firms of London port. But the man who bragged aloud that
-he owned it all, from offices to engine-oil, knew otherwise. He had
-mortgages out in every direction, mortgages so cunningly hidden that
-only he himself was aware of their vast total. He knew that the firm was
-rotten—lock, stock, and barrel. He knew that through any one of twenty
-channels a breakup might come any day; and, following on the heels of
-that, a smash, which would be none the pleasanter because, from its size
-and devastating effects, it would live down into history.
-
-He, Theodore Shelf, would assuredly not be in England to face it. Since
-his commercial barometer had reached “stormy,” and still showed signs of
-steady descent, he had been transmitting carefully modulated doles to
-certain South American banks, and had even gone so far as to purchase
-(under a _nom d’escroc_) a picturesquely situated estançia on the upper
-waters of the Rio Paraguay.
-
-There, in case the tempest of bankruptcy broke, the extradition treaties
-would cease from troubling, and the weary swindler would be at well-fed
-rest.
-
-But Mr. Theodore Shelf had no lust for this tropical retirement. He
-liked the powers of his present pinnacle in the City. And that howl of
-execration from every class of society which would make up his pæan of
-defeat was an opera that he very naturally shrank from sitting through.
-
-As he thought of these things, he hugged closer to him the wire-haired
-fox-terrier which sat upon his lap.
-
-“George, old friend,” said Mr. Shelf, “if things do go wrong, I believe
-you are the only thing living in England which won’t turn against me.”
-
-George slid out a red tongue and licked the angle of Mr. Shelf’s square
-chin. Then he retired within himself again, and looked sulky. The door
-had opened, and Mrs. Shelf stood on the mat. There was a profound mutual
-dislike between George and Mrs. Theodore Shelf.
-
-“You alone, Theodore? I thought Mr. Onslow was here. However, so much the
-better. I have wanted to speak with you all the morning. Do turn that
-nasty dog away!”
-
-George was not evicted, and Mr. Shelf inquired curtly what his wife was
-pleased to want. She seldom invaded this business-room of his, and,
-when she did, it was for a purpose which he was beginning to abhor. She
-came to the point at once by handing him a letter, which was mostly in
-copperplate. He read it through with brief, sour comment.
-
-“H’m! Bank. Your private account overdrawn. That’s the third time this
-year, Laura. Warning seems to be no use. You are determined to know what
-ruin tastes like.”
-
-“Ruin, pshaw! You don’t put me off with that silly tale. To begin with,
-I don’t believe it for an instant; and even if it were true, I’d rather
-be ruined than retrench. You and I can afford to be candid between
-ourselves, Theodore. You know perfectly well that we have gained our
-position in society purely and solely by purchase.”
-
-“To my cost I do know it. But having paid your entrance fee at least
-eight times over, I think you might be content with an ordinary
-subscription. The ball last night, for instance——”
-
-“Was necessary. And I couldn’t afford to do the thing otherwise than
-gorgeously.”
-
-“Gorgeously! Do you think I’m a Crœsus, Laura, to pay for gearing one
-room with red roses, and another room with pink, and another room with
-Marshal Niels for fools to flit in during one short night? This morning’s
-paper informs me that those flowers came by special express from Nice,
-and cost five hundred pounds.”
-
-“And yet you twit me with extravagance! All the papers have got in that
-paragraph, as I took care they should; and everybody will read it. Yet
-the flowers only cost a paltry three hundred pounds, so that in credit I
-am two hundred to the good, because I have clearly given _the_ ball of
-the season. Theodore, you are short-sighted; you are a fool to your own
-profit. By myself I shall make you a baronet this year, and if you had
-only worked in your own interests half as hard as I have done, you could
-have entered the House of Lords.”
-
-“Titles,” said Shelf grimly, “for people of our stamp, are only given
-for direct cash outlay in almshouses, or picture galleries, or political
-clubs. Before they are bestowed, a Crown censor satisfies himself that
-one’s financial position is broad and absolutely sound. There are reasons
-connected with those matters which block you further and further from
-being ‘milady’ every day.”
-
-Mrs. Shelf shrugged her shoulders in utter unbelief. “Your preaching
-tendencies cover you like a second skin, Theodore. It seems as if you
-never drop the conventicle and the pleasure of pointing a moral at one.
-Believe me, is isn’t a paying speculation, this cant of yours. At the
-most they would only give you a trumpery knighthood for it. But go your
-own way, and I’ll go mine. You shall be made in spite of yourself.”
-
-Mrs. Shelf noticed that at this point her husband’s eyes were beginning
-to glow with dull fury. She objected to scenes; and, dropping the
-subject, reverted once more to her present needs.
-
-“However, let us stop this wrangle, and come to business. I wish you to
-see to that impertinent circular from the bank. I have several checks
-out, and unpresented; I am absolutely compelled to draw others to-day,
-for trifles which will add up to about a thousand. You will kindly see
-that they are honored. It is all your own fault, this trumpery worry
-about nothing. You should not try and screw me down to such a niggardly
-allowance.”
-
-Shelf stood up, and the dog on his lap leaped hurriedly to the ground
-growling. “Woman!” he said passionately, “you won’t believe me; but if
-you will go on in this mad extravagance, you will soon learn for yourself
-that I am not lying—perhaps very soon. Perhaps to-morrow. When a shameful
-bankruptcy does come, then you can play your hand as you please. I shall
-not be here to hinder you any longer. Where shall I go, how I shall
-lead my new life, who will be my partner, are matters which you will be
-allowed no finger in. So long as things last here, I shall observe all
-the conventionalities; and, if you appreciate those, you will find it
-wise to reconsider your present ways. I tell you candidly that if the
-firm does go down, not only England, but half the world will ring with
-its transactions. Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf,” he went on with scowling
-fury, “were honest, prosperous tradesmen once, before their ways were
-fouled to find money for your cursed ambition.”
-
-There was a new look on Theodore Shelf’s clean-shaven face which his
-wife had never seen before, and an evil glint in the eyes which scared
-her. Irresolutely she moved towards the door and put her fingers upon
-the handle. Then she drew herself up and stared him up and down with a
-look of forced contempt. “You will be good enough,” she said coldly, “to
-attend to the business which brought me here. I am going now to draw the
-checks I spoke about.”
-
-Shelf looked at her very curiously. “Go,” he said, “and do as you please.
-You are a determined woman, and, because I am determined myself, I admire
-your strength of will; but for all that I think I shall murder you before
-I leave England.”
-
-Mrs. Shelf laughed derisively, but with pale lips; and then she opened
-the door.
-
-“What fine heroics,” she said. “But thanks for seeing after my balance. I
-must have that money.”
-
-She passed through the door, closing it gently behind her, and Shelf
-returned to his armchair.
-
-“George,” he said, as the fox-terrier stood up against his knee, “if
-that woman were only struck dead to-day, there are two thousand families
-in England who would rejoice madly if they only knew one-tenth part of
-what I know. Poor beggars, they have trusted me to the hilt, and she
-makes me behave to them like a fiend. D’you know, my small animal, I wish
-very much just now an earthquake or a revolution or something like that
-would occur, to shuffle matters up. Then if I got killed I should be
-spared a great deal of worry; and if I didn’t, why I’ve got large hands,
-and I believe could grab enough in the general scramble to suit even
-her. As it is, however, with neither earthquake nor revolution probable,
-I’m a desperate man, ready to take any desperate chance of commercial
-salvation. Eh, well!” he concluded, as he reached for a paper-block and
-rested it on George’s back, “worrying myself about the matter won’t
-improve it. The only thing is to try and keep things running in their
-present groove.” He broke off and scribbled a Biblical text. “Other men
-would have been suspected long before this. But my reputation has saved
-me.” He smiled to himself softly. “What a thing it is to be known as a
-thoroughly good man!”
-
-He broke off at this point, and applied himself with gusto to writing his
-sermon for the ensuing Sunday.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-BUSINESS AT A BALL.
-
-
-When people are engaged, they usually contrive to meet with frequency,
-and so Amy Rivers showed no very great surprise at seeing Fairfax again
-later in the evening. She only said: “Why, I didn’t know you knew the
-Latchfords.” To which Hamilton Fairfax replied that he did not know them,
-but had met another man at the club who was coming to the party, and that
-the other man had brought him.
-
-“An extra male never matters at a big dance,” said Fairfax. “Besides,” he
-went on, “I wanted particularly to see you this evening. Since we parted
-last, I’ve heard of an estate for sale in Kent which I fancy would just
-suit us. The present holder wants money, and therefore it’s going cheap;
-but there’s another fellow after it, and I’ve only got the refusal till
-to-morrow morning. So you see I want your views on the subject at once.”
-
-“Very well,” said Miss Rivers; “you shall tell me about it in, say,
-three dances from now. There are no programs here to-night; but I have
-promised the next two waltzes and the square, and don’t particularly
-want to cut them. In the mean time, I wish you would go and talk to Mrs.
-Shelf. She said when we were driving here that she wanted to speak to
-you. I don’t know about what, but she’ll tell you that herself.”
-
-“Right!” said Fairfax. “Ta-ta for the present!” And he went through the
-rooms till he saw the blaze of diamonds and rubies which decked the
-handsome person of Mrs. Theodore Shelf.
-
-Mrs. Shelf had, as usual, a concourse of men round her. She was a woman
-who deliberately cultivated the art of fascination, because it was
-essential to her ambition; and men are always willing to be dazzled and
-fascinated. They were laughing when Fairfax came up. She saw him from the
-corner of her eyes, but for the moment took no notice of him. She leaned
-forward and delivered another sentence to the men before her through
-the top feathers of her fan, which sent through them another thrill of
-merriment; and then shut the fan with a click and turned to Fairfax.
-
-The other men went away, still laughing, which was quite typical of Mrs.
-Shelf’s powers. She always concluded her audiences dramatically. No
-actress on the stage had more knowledge of how to bring about an artistic
-“curtain.”
-
-She watched them go with a smile of mild triumph, but when she turned to
-Fairfax this had flitted away. There was distinct annoyance on her face.
-
-“Why don’t you know these people here?” she asked.
-
-“Well, I suppose I may say that technically I do know Lady Latchford now.
-The chap who brought me introduced me to her. But of course she’ll have
-forgotten me by this time.”
-
-“Then why didn’t you stop and talk to her—amuse her—or, better still,
-be impertinent to her? You ought to have known the Latchfords before.
-Indeed, I thought you did; but to slip in like that, without a noise, was
-worse than a mistake—it was a crime. Don’t you know that the Latchfords
-are useful? Really, Hamilton, you make me angry. You never make the
-slightest effort to get on, and know people who will be useful to you,
-and all that.”
-
-Fairfax felt half amused, half annoyed. He shrugged his shoulders.
-
-“I don’t know what Amy will do with you when she marries,” Mrs. Shelf
-went on. “You’ve no dash about you, no smartness. If you are left to
-yourself, you may make money, but you will never make a name.”
-
-“I’m not a man,” said Fairfax, with a half-angry laugh, “who would ever
-walk about in spurs and blow a trumpet.”
-
-“No,” replied Mrs. Shelf; “you would, if you had your own way, work ten
-hours a day in the City, and then come home and sleep. Once a month you
-would give a dinner party to City friends, and talk shop the entire
-evening. In the end you would die, and have written on your gravestone,
-‘This was a dull, honest man, who made a million of money and no
-enemies.’ Now I,” said Mrs. Shelf, “should feel lonely beyond belief if
-I didn’t know that there were people who hated and feared me. It gives
-one the sense of power, and that means confidence; and a woman with
-confidence gets on. It is only your harmless fool who is popular all
-round, and a person whom everybody in their innermost hearts despise,
-whatever they may say of him aloud. You must shake this mood off,
-Hamilton. Begin now. Go up to the Latchford woman, and be impertinent
-to her. Say the floor’s so bad you can’t dance on it, or the supper’s
-poisoned you, or that there’s a woman here who picks pockets. Put it
-nicely, you know, and make it cut, and then she’ll ask you to her next
-function, because she’ll think you too dangerous to make an enemy of.”
-
-“I don’t feel equal to the job,” said Fairfax. “It would probably end in
-my being kicked there and then out of doors if I attempted such a thing.”
-
-“Nonsense,” said Mrs. Shelf. “Polite impertinence is the best possible
-_cachet_ nowadays. And you must cut out some style for yourself. Go and
-begin now.”
-
-She dismissed him with a tap of her fan, and beckoned another man up.
-
-Fairfax went off willingly enough, but he did not go and impress himself
-upon his hostess’s memory by the crude process of baiting her. Instead,
-he hung about the rooms and idled away his time till Amy Rivers was ready
-for him, and then, slipping her arm through his, led her to a niche on a
-secluded staircase.
-
-“Now,” she said, “tell me all about this place in Kent.”
-
-He told her soberly and quietly all the details, and waxed dry over
-leases and repairs of outbuildings.
-
-“It sounds lovely,” she said when he had finished; “but you don’t seem
-very enthusiastic over it yourself.”
-
-“That’s not my way, dear. Mrs. Shelf has been telling me what a very dull
-young man I am, and suggested that I should commence improving matters by
-going up and insulting my hostess. I’m afraid I haven’t done it. To begin
-with, I couldn’t; and to go on with, she’d squash me out of existence
-with a look, if I made the attempt. You see, Amy, I know my limitations;
-I’m a tolerably heavy person, with limited powers of speech, and a
-subdued sense of humor.”
-
-“You might be brighter, that’s a fact,” Miss Rivers admitted candidly.
-
-“If you are tired of me, dear——”
-
-Miss Rivers craned her neck down the line of the banisters, to make sure
-that no one was looking, and then drew Fairfax to her, and gave him a
-kiss.
-
-“Don’t be a great goose!” she said. “Only don’t think that I am going to
-agree with you in everything. That would be far too dull and copy-booky.
-And don’t think I imagine you perfect. I should hate you most cordially
-if you were.”
-
-“What are my faults?”
-
-“Do you think I could tell you the whole list in a single evening? No,
-sir. Some day, when I am more than usually annoyed with you, I will begin
-early and read out a chapter of them. Till then, I’ll bear with the lot.
-Tell me some more about this place in Kent.”
-
-“I have told you all I know. If you like the idea, we might run down
-to-morrow and see it ourselves, before we finally decide on the purchase.
-The only thing is about the price. You know I’m a tolerably well-off man,
-dear, but there are limits to my capital, and most of it is well locked
-up. Of course this place has to be paid for in cash, which is the reason
-for its going so cheap.”
-
-“Well?”
-
-“Well, I am afraid that alone it would not be wise for me to purchase it.
-But then one cannot get over the fact that you are an heiress—excuse my
-being unromantic and practical—and we are presumably not going to live on
-my income only. And so, if the house and its grounds should suit us, I
-was wondering whether you would feel disposed——”
-
-“Oh, my dear child, how you do beat about the bush! Of course I’ll help
-buy the place if we like it. Why shouldn’t I? There’s heaps of money, and
-there’s no earthly reason why we shouldn’t use it.”
-
-“But will the trustees let you have it?”
-
-“I’m not of age for another year, but the trustees have discretionary
-power. At least, Mr. Shelf has, and he never thwarts me in anything.
-I believe he’d do anything for me. He is really the kindest man. If
-you like, Hamilton, I’ll see him about it before he goes out to-morrow
-morning.”
-
-“I think that will be best, dear. You see, in the present state of the
-offer, one has to rush things.”
-
-“How much am I to ask him for?”
-
-“Fifteen thousand pounds would do. I can manage the rest.”
-
-“Oh, he’ll let me have that without any trouble at all. I’m sure of it.
-And if the other trustee was awkward, he’d advance it to me for the year
-out of his own pocket. Listen, there’s the music going again. Aren’t you
-going to dance with me to-night, Hamilton?”
-
-“Ye-es, a waltz, or anything like that. But they’re playing that
-abominable barn-dance. I think it’s idiotic. Makes such a show of one’s
-self. Let’s sit it out here.”
-
-“Not I. I love the barn-dance. I do it well, and I dress for it.
-Consequently, my dear boy, I’m not going to miss it. You needn’t kick up
-_your_ heels unless you like, but I warn you I’m going to disport myself.
-Come along, and take me down-stairs. There now! you’ve ruffled my hair
-again.”
-
-“Come along, then,” said Fairfax. “You can knock over my worst
-prejudices. I’ll dance two barn-dances with you if I get the
-opportunity.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-BIMETALLISM.
-
-
-It was late in the evening when Patrick Onslow again found himself _en
-tête-à-tête_ with his host. There had been people in to dinner at the
-house in Park Lane, but these had gone, and Mrs. Shelf and Amy Rivers
-followed them to Lady Latchford’s dance. Mrs. Shelf had wished to carry
-Onslow also in her train, but that person stayed behind by a request
-which he could not very well refuse. “You will favor me very much by
-remaining here for the rest of the evening, Mr. Onslow,” Shelf had said
-in his pompous way. “I have matters of the greatest moment which I wish
-to discuss with you.”
-
-“I hardly know how to begin,” Shelf confessed uneasily, when they were
-alone.
-
-“Then let me make a suggestion,” said Onslow, with a laugh. “Come to the
-point at once. Let’s have the plot without any introductory chapters.
-You’ve told me you’ve got a scheme on hand for turning my discovery into
-currency, and you’ve rather hinted that it’s a dirty scheme. The only
-question is, how dirty? Thanks to pressure of circumstances, I’m not an
-over-particular person; but on points I’m very squeamish; or, in other
-words, I draw the line somewhere. Unless I’m very vastly mistaken, your
-plan will involve one in downright knavery, which is a thing all sensible
-men avoid if possible. Now, in my ignorance, I fancied the find might be
-turned to account without climbing down to that.”
-
-“Oh,” said Shelf, eagerly, “then you had a scheme in your head before you
-came to me?”
-
-The other shrugged his shoulders and lit a cigar. “Just a dim outline,
-nothing more. You see, the interior of the Everglades is absolutely
-untouched, by the white man’s weapons. It was vaguely supposed to be one
-vast lake, with oases of slime and mangroves. The lake was reported as
-too shallow for boats, and abounding with fevers, agues, and mosquitoes.
-Consequently it remained unexplored, and on the end of the Florida
-peninsula to-day no white man (barring myself and one or two others) has
-ever got further than five or eight miles in from the coast. Now, as
-I’ve told you, I was lucky enough to hit upon a fine deep ship-channel
-going in as far as the center line, and I don’t know how far beyond
-inside. There is good fertile country, a healthy climate and the best
-game-preserve on this earth. For the first comers, that interior will
-be just a sportsman’s paradise. My idea is two-wise. First sell the
-cream off the sport. Some men will give anything for shooting, and in
-this case there will also be the glamour of being pioneers. Each one
-will start determined to write a book of his opinions and doings when he
-gets back. By chartering a steamer and treating them well on board, they
-would have sporting _de luxe_, and one ought to get quite five-and-twenty
-chaps at five hundred guineas apiece. That gives the first crop. For the
-second, buy up an enormous tract of the land, which can be got for half
-nothing—say ten or fifteen cents an acre—boom it, and resell it in lots
-to Jugginses. They’ll fancy they’ll grow oranges, as all Englishmen do
-who try Florida. Perhaps they may grow them: who knows, if they keep off
-whisky and put in work? But that won’t be the promoters’ concern. They
-don’t advertise that the land _will_ produce oranges; they only guarantee
-that it would if it was given a chance; and that’s all correct. Perhaps
-this is rough on the Jugginses; but as they crowd these British Islands
-in droves, and are always on the look-out for some one to shear them,
-I don’t see why an Everglades Company shouldn’t have their fleeces as
-well as anybody else. They’re mostly wasters, and wouldn’t do any mortal
-good anywhere; and it’s a patriotic deed to cart them over our boundary
-ditch away from local mischief. Besides, even if the worst comes to the
-worst, and the orange industry of Florida still refuses to make headway,
-the would-be growers needn’t starve; nor need they even do what they’ll
-probably hate more—and that’s work. There’s always sweet potatoes and
-mullet and tobacco to be got, and if that diet doesn’t cloy, a man can
-have it there for mighty little exertion. Come, now. That’s the pemmican
-of the plan. What do you think of it?”
-
-“Much capital would be needed.”
-
-Onslow shrugged his shoulders. “Some, naturally, or I shouldn’t have come
-to you. If I’d seen any way to pouching all the plunder single-handed you
-may bet your life, Mr. Theodore Shelf, I shouldn’t have invited you into
-partnership.”
-
-“Returns, too, would be very slow.”
-
-“Not necessarily. Float the company, and then turn it over to another
-company for cash down.”
-
-“Moreover, when the—er—the young men you spoke about, found that the
-orange-groves did not produce at once in paying quantities, they would
-write home, and their parents would denounce me as a swindler in the
-newspapers.”
-
-“No, not you; the other company—the one you sold it to. But then
-apologists would arise to show that the Jugginses—don’t shy at the word,
-sir—were lazy and ignorant, and also that they absorbed the corn whisky
-of the country in excessive quantities. And then that company could grin
-smugly, and pose as a misunderstood benefactor. So its profits wouldn’t
-be smirched in the least. Grasp that?”
-
-“Yes, yes: I dare say you have worked it all out to yourself, and thought
-over the details so many times that the whole scheme seems entirely
-plausible. But looking at it from the view of a business man, I cannot
-say that it appears to be an enterprise I should care to embark in. You
-see it is so very much beyond the scope of my general operations that
-I—er—hesitate—er—you understand, I hesitate——”
-
-“Yes,” said Patrick Onslow, quietly, “you hesitate because you’ve got
-something ten times more profitable up your sleeve.”
-
-Shelf started, and shivered slightly.
-
-“You may as well be candid and open with me,” Onslow continued, “and
-tell me what you are driving at. If it suits me, I’ll say so; and if it
-doesn’t, I’ll let you know with surprising promptness. And again, if we
-don’t trade, you may rely on me not to gossip about your suggestion. I’m
-not the stone-throwing variety of animal. You see I live in a sort of
-semi-greenhouse myself.”
-
-There was a minute’s pause, during which Theodore Shelf shifted about as
-though his chair was uneven rock beneath him. Then he jerked out his
-tale sentence by sentence, squinting sideways at his companion between
-each period.
-
-“You know I’m a shipowner in a large way of business?”
-
-Onslow nodded.
-
-“Ships are occasionally lost at sea: steamers, even new steamers straight
-out of a builder’s yard, and well found in every particular.”
-
-“So I’ve read in the newspaper.”
-
-“And every shipowner insures his vessels to the full of their value.”
-
-“Except when he has a foreboding that they will come to grief on
-a voyage. Then, so rumor says, he usually has the forethought to
-over-insure.”
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf passed a handkerchief over his forehead, and started
-what was apparently a new topic.
-
-“There is a silver crisis on just now in the United States, and by this
-morning’s paper the dollar is down at sixty cents. American gold is not
-to be had. English gold is always worth its face value. What more natural
-financial operation could there be than to ship out sovereigns, and
-profit by the discrepancy?”
-
-“Ah,” said Onslow, “so the new and valuable steamer, which, though
-over-insured, is likely to be reported lost, is evidently to have a
-consignment of specie on board. £500,000 I fancy you mentioned as
-the figure in the billiard-room this morning. Well, if one is going
-in for robbery—or piracy, I suppose it would turn out to be in this
-instance—there’s nothing like a large _coup_. It’s your niggler who
-usually fails, and gets laid by the heels. Drive on, and be a little more
-explicit.”
-
-“Couldn’t the steamer be lost somehow in the Gulf of Mexico, and a boat
-containing the boxes of specie find its way through this channel of yours
-into the interior of Florida?”
-
-“How—lost?”
-
-Mr. Shelf mopped his forehead again. “Don’t steamers,” he asked, “don’t
-they sometimes have sad accidents which—which cause them to blow up?”
-
-“Such things have been known. But it’s rather rough on the crew, don’t
-you think?”
-
-“Oh, poor fellows, yes. But a sailor’s life is always hazardous. Indeed,
-what can he expect with wages at their present ruinous rate? Shipowners
-must live.”
-
-“Oh, you beauty!” said Patrick Onslow.
-
-“I must ask you,” cried Shelf with a sudden burst of sourness, “to
-refrain from these comments, sir. But tell me, before I go any further in
-this confidence, am I to count upon your assistance?”
-
-“That depends upon many things. To begin with, there’ll have to be
-modifications before I dabble. I’m not obtrusively squeamish about human
-life—my own, or other people’s. On occasion I bagged my man—because he
-had twice shot at me. Still, piracy, complicated with what practically
-amounts to murder, is an art which I haven’t trafficked in as yet; and,
-curious to relate, I don’t intend to begin. Your scheme is delicious in
-its cold-bloodedness; but it would look better if it were toned down a
-trifle. By the way, better help yourself to a drink. Your nerves are in
-such a joggle, that I fancy you’ll faint if you don’t. I notice there’s
-no blue ribbon on your evening dress. Humph! That’s a second mate’s
-nip—four fingers, if it’s a drop; apparently you are used to this. Tell
-me now, what honorarium do you propose I should take for engineering this
-piece of rascality in your favor?”
-
-“I will give you five hundred pounds!”
-
-“Now, would you, really? Not even guineas?”
-
-“Mr. Onslow, I’ll make it a thousand. There!”
-
-“Mr. Theodore Shelf, when a monkey wants a cat to pull chestnuts for him
-out of the fire, he first has to be stronger than the cat. You don’t
-occupy that enviable position. In fact, I have the whip-hand of you in
-every way. We need not particularize, but you can sum the items for
-yourself. Now I’ll make you an offer. Half of all the plunder, and entire
-control of everything.”
-
-“Great heavens! do you want to ruin me?”
-
-“I don’t care in the least if I do. Your welfare doesn’t interest me. But
-my services are on the market with a _prix fixé_, and you can take ’em or
-leave ’em. That’s final.”
-
-Shelf burst into a torrent of expostulations; exciting himself more and
-more as he went on; till at last he stood before the other with gripped
-fists and the veins ridged out down his neck, inarticulate with fury.
-
-Onslow heard him out with a contemptuous smile, but when the man had
-stormed himself into silence, then he spoke, coolly and coldly:
-
-“When one trades in life and death, the brokerage is heavy. You have
-heard my offer. If you don’t like it, say so without further palaver,
-and I’ll leave you now—with your conscience, if you have a rag of such a
-commodity left.”
-
-“You may sit where you are,” replied Shelf sullenly.
-
-“Well and good. That means to say my terms are accepted. I’ll pin you to
-them later. But for the present let me observe to you something else,
-so that there may be no misunderstanding between us. I’ve been rambling
-up and down the world half my life, and I’ve met blackguards of most
-descriptions in every iniquitous place, from Callao to Port Saïd—forgers,
-thieves, murderers of nearly every grade of proficiency. But they say
-that the prime of everything gets to London, and I verily believe now
-that it does, for by Jove, you are the most pernicious scoundrel of all
-the collection!”
-
-“Sir!” thundered Shelf, “am I to listen to these foul insults in my own
-house?”
-
-“Oh, I quite understand the obligations of bread and salt; but you are
-beyond the pale of that. You are a noxious beast who ought to be stamped
-out. Still you can be useful to me; so I shall hire myself out to be
-useful to you. But I have brought these unpleasant facts under your
-notice, to let you thoroughly understand that I have summed you up from
-horns to hoofs, and to point out to you that I wouldn’t give a piastre
-for your most sacred word of honor. We shall be bound to one another in
-this precious scheme by community of interests alone; and if you can
-swindle me, you may. Only look out for the consequences if you do try it
-on. I never yet left a score unpaid. We’re _Arcades ambo_—rascals both;
-only we’re different varieties of rascal. I know you pretty thoroughly;
-and if you don’t know me as well, possibly you will before we’ve done
-with one another. And now, if it please you, we’ll go into the minuter
-details of this piece of villainy, and sketch out definitely how we
-are to steal this half a million in specie, and this valuable steamer,
-without committing more murder than is absolutely essential to success.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-THE TEMPTING OF CAPTAIN OWEN KETTLE.
-
-
-“If one might judge from the lacquered majesty of your office
-appointments,” said Patrick Onslow, taking one of the big chairs in
-Shelf’s inner sanctum, “your firm is doing a roaring fine business.”
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf seated himself before his desk and began sorting
-out some papers. “The turnover,” he said evasively, “is enormous. Our
-operations are most extensive.”
-
-“Extensive and peculiar,” commented Onslow.
-
-“But I regret to say that during the last eighteen months the firm’s
-profits have seriously decreased, and the scope of its operations been
-much hampered. I take credit to myself that this diminution could have
-been prevented by no action on my part. It is entirely the outcome of
-the times, and the lazy greed of the working classes, fomented by the
-frothings of paid agitators. The series of strikes which we have had to
-contend against is unprecedented.”
-
-“Is it? Well, I don’t know. There have been labor bothers all down
-through history, and I fancy they’ll continue to the end of time. If
-you’ll recollect, there was a certain Egyptian king who once had troubles
-with his bricklayers, and I fancy there have been similar difficulties
-trotting through the centuries in pretty quick succession ever since.
-Of course, each man thinks his own employés the most unreasonable and
-grasping that have ever uttered opinion since the record began; that’s
-only natural. But I might point out to you that in definite results you
-aren’t in the worst box yet. Your chariot hasn’t been upset in the Red
-Sea so far, and it may be that a certain operation in the Mexican Gulf
-will grease up the wheels and set it running on triumphantly. Grumble if
-you like, Mr. Shelf, but don’t make yourself out to be the worst-used man
-in history. Pharaoh hadn’t half your opportunities.”
-
-“Yes, yes,” said Shelf, who didn’t relish this kind of conversation; “but
-we will come to business, if you please.”
-
-“Right you are. Let’s finish floating the swindle.”
-
-“Mr. Onslow!” exclaimed the other passionately, “will you never learn
-to moderate your language? There are a hundred clerks within a hundred
-feet of you through that door, and sometimes even walls can listen and
-repeat. Besides, I object altogether to your phraseology. We engage in no
-such things as swindles in the City. Our operations are all commercial
-enterprises.”
-
-“Very well,” said Onslow, shrugging his shoulders; “don’t let’s squabble
-over it. You call your spade what you like, only I reserve a right to
-clap on a plainer brand. We’re built differently, Mr. Shelf. I prefer
-to be honest in my dishonesty. And now, as I’ve said, let’s get to
-business. You say the charter of this steamer of yours, the _Port Edes_,
-has expired, and she is back on your hands. She’s 2000 tons, built under
-Lloyds’ survey, and classed 100 A1. She’s well engined, and has just
-been dry-docked. She’ll insure for every sixpence of her value without
-comment, and there’s nothing more natural than to send out your specie in
-such a sound bottom. Remains to pick a suitable complement.”
-
-“I’ve got a master waiting here now by appointment. His name is Kettle. I
-have him to a certain extent under my thumb, and I fancy he will prove a
-reliable man. He was once in our firm’s employment.”
-
-“Owen Kettle, by any chance?”
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf referred to a paper on his writing-table. “Captain
-Owen Kettle, yes. He was the man who lost the _Doge of Venice_, and since
-then he’s never had another ship.”
-
-“Poor devil! yes, I know. That _Doge of Venice_ case was an awful
-scandal. Owners filled up the Board of Trade surveyor to the teeth with
-champagne, or she’d never have been passed to sea. As it was, she’d
-such an unholy reputation that two crews ran from her before they could
-get her manned. She was as rotten as rust and tumbled rivets could make
-her, and she was sent to sea as a coffin ship to earn her dividends
-out of Lloyds’. Kettle had been out of a job for some time. He was a
-desperate man, with a family depending on him, and he went as skipper,
-fully conscious of what was expected of him. He did it like a man. He let
-the _Doge of Venice_ founder in a North Sea gale, and, by a marvelous
-chance, managed to save his ship’s company. At the inquiry, of course,
-he was made scapegoat, and he didn’t contrive to save his ticket. They
-suspended his master’s certificate for a year. On the strength of that
-he applied to owners for maintenance, putting it on the reasonable claim
-of services rendered. Owners, being upright merchants and sensible
-men, naturally repudiated all knowledge or liability; said he was a
-blackmailing scoundrel as well as an unskilful seaman; and threatened him
-with an action for libel. Kettle, not having a solitary proof to show,
-did the only thing left for him to do, and that was eat dirt or subside.
-But the incident and the subsequent starvation haven’t tended to sweeten
-his temper. Latterly he’s been serving as mate on a Pacific ship, and he
-was just a terror with his men. He simply kept alive by carrying his fist
-on a revolver-butt. There isn’t a man who’s served with Red Kettle three
-weeks that wouldn’t have cheerfully swung for the enjoyment of murdering
-him.”
-
-“You appear to know a good deal about this man.”
-
-“When it suits my purpose,” returned Onslow drily, “I mostly contrive to
-know something about anybody. However, it’s no use discussing the poor
-beggar any longer. What’s amiss with having him in now?”
-
-Shelf touched one of the electric buttons which studded the edge of his
-table, and a clerk appeared, who went away again, and shortly returned.
-With him was a dried-up little man of about forty, with a red head and a
-peaked red beard, who made a stiff, nervous salaam to Mr. Theodore Shelf,
-and then turned to stare at Onslow with puckered amazement.
-
-Onslow nodded and laughed. “Been carrying any more pilgrims from Port
-Saïd to the Morocco coast on iron decks?” he asked.
-
-“I never did that,” snapped Captain Kettle.
-
-“Ah, one’s memory fails at times. I dare say also you forget a water
-famine when the condenser broke down, and a trifling affray with
-knuckledusters and other toys; and a dash of cholera; and nine dead
-bodies of Hadjis which went overboard? Perhaps, too, you don’t remember
-fudging a clean bill of health, and baksheeshing certain officials of his
-Shereefian Majesty?”
-
-“No,” said Captain Kettle sourly, “I don’t remember.”
-
-“I’m going to forget it also, if you’ll prove yourself a sensible man,
-and deal amicably with Mr. Shelf and myself. I’m also going to forget
-that when you were shipping rice for Calcutta in ’82 you rented mats you
-called your own to the consignor, and made a tidy penny out of that; and
-I shall similarly let slip from my memory a trifling squeeze of eight
-hundred dollars which you made out of a stevedore in New Orleans, before
-you let him touch your ship, in the fall of ’82.”
-
-“You can’t make anything out of those,” said Kettle. “They’re the
-ordinary customs of the trade.”
-
-“Shipmasters’ perquisites for which owners pay? Exactly. I know some
-skippers consider these trifles to be their lawful right. But a court of
-law might be ignorant enough to set them down as robbery.”
-
-“I should like to know where you’ve got all these things from,” Captain
-Kettle demanded, facing Onslow, with his lean scraggy neck thrust forth
-nearly a foot from its stepping. “I should like to know, too, how you’re
-here? I’d a fancy you were dead.”
-
-“Other people have labored under that impression. But I’ve an awkward
-knack of keeping alive. You’ve the same. The faculty may prove useful
-to us both in the course of the next month, if you’re not ass enough to
-refuse £500.”
-
-“Ho! That’s the game we’ve got bent, is it? What old wind-jammer do you
-want me to lose now?”
-
-“Sir!” thundered Shelf, lifting his voice for the first time. “This is
-pretty language. I would have you remember that but a short time ago you
-were in my employ.”
-
-“And a fat lot of good it did me,” retorted the sailor. “But,” he added,
-with the sudden recollection that it is never wise of a master mariner to
-irritate any shipowner, “but, sir, I wasn’t talking to you. I fancied it
-was Mr. Onslow here who was wanting to deal with me.”
-
-“Then your fancy carried you astray, captain,” said Shelf. “Come, come,
-don’t let’s get angry with one another. As I repeatedly impress on all
-who come in contact with me, there is never any good born out of words
-voiced in anger. Mr. Onslow has seen fit to mention a few of your—shall I
-say—eccentricities, just to show—er—that we understand one another.”
-
-“To show he’s got his knife in me, Mr. Shelf, and can wraggle it if he
-chooses.”
-
-“What a fractious pepper-box it is!” said Onslow, with a laugh. “Man,
-dear, if I’ve got to be shipmate with you for a solid month, d’ye think
-I’d put your back up more than’s necessary? If you remember me at all,
-you must know I’m the deuce of a stickler for my own personal comfort and
-convenience. You can bet I haven’t been talking at you through gratuitous
-cruelty. But Mr. Shelf and I have got a yarn to bring out directly, which
-is a bit of a coarse, tough-fibered yarn, and we didn’t want you to give
-it a top-dressing of varnish. So, by way of safeguard, I pointed out to
-you that if we show ourselves to be sinners, you needn’t sing out that
-you find yourself in evil company for the first time.”
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf had been shuffling his feet uneasily for some time.
-Onslow’s method of speech jarred him to the verge of profanity. His
-own saintliness was a garb which he never threw entirely away at any
-moment. His voice had always the oily drone of the conventicle. His smug
-hypocrisy was a perennial source of pride and comfort to him, without
-which he would have felt very lonely and abandoned.
-
-At this point he drew the conversation into his own hands. It had been
-said of him that he always addressed the House of Commons as though he
-were addressing a congregation from the pulpit of his own tin tabernacle,
-and he preached out his scheme of plunder, violence, and other moral
-uncleanness with similar fervent unction. Onslow was openly amused, and
-once broke out into a mocking laugh. He was never at any pains to conceal
-his contempt for Mr. Theodore Shelf; which was more honest than judicious
-on his part.
-
-Kettle, on the other hand, wore the puckered face of a puzzled man. The
-combination of cant and criminality was not altogether new to him. Men
-of his profession are frequently apt to behave like fiends unbooted at
-sea, and then grovel in clamorous piety amongst the pews of some obscure
-meeting-house during all their stay ashore. It is a peculiar trait;
-but many a sea-scoundrel believes that he can lay up a stock of fire
-insurance of this sort, which will comfortably see him through future
-efforts. In Kettle’s mind, however, shipowners were a vastly different
-class of beings, and so it never occurred to him that the same might
-apply to them.
-
-In this attitude Captain Kettle listened to the sermon which was reeled
-out to him, and rather gathered that the project he was exhorted to take
-part in was in some obscure manner a missionary enterprise promoted
-solely in the honor and glory of Mr. Theodore Shelf’s own particular
-narrow little sect; and had Mr. Shelf made any appreciable pause between
-his sonorous periods, Kettle would have felt it his respectful duty to
-slip in a humble “Amen.” But the dictator of the great shipping firm was
-too fearful of interruptions from his partner to give any opening for a
-syllable of comment.
-
-But if Captain Owen Kettle was unversed in the finer niceties of the
-art of hypocrisy, he was a man of angular common-sense; and by degrees
-it dawned upon him that Mr. Shelf’s project, when removed of its
-top-dressing of religion, was in its naked self something very different
-from what he had at first been drawn to believe.
-
-As this idea grew upon him, the devotional droop faded from the corners
-of his lips, and his mouth drew to a hard, straight line, scarcely to be
-distinguished amongst the curving bristles of hair which surrounded it.
-But he made no interruption, and drank in every word till the speaker had
-delivered the whole of his say. Then he uttered his decision.
-
-“So, gentlemen, you are standing in as partners over this precious
-business? And because you know me to be a poor broke man, with a wife
-and family, you naturally think you can buy me to work for you off the
-straight. Well, perhaps that’s possible, but there are two ways of doing
-it, and of the two I like Mr. Onslow’s best. When a man’s a blackguard,
-it don’t make him swallow any the sweeter for setting up to be a little
-tin saint. And I don’t mind who I say that to.”
-
-“My good man,” snarled Shelf, “do you mean to threaten me?”
-
-“No, I don’t. I just gave you my own opinion, as from man to man,
-just because I respect myself. But I’m not going round to your place
-of worship to shout it out to them that sit under you. They wouldn’t
-believe me if I did. Not now at any rate. Besides, it wouldn’t do me any
-good, and I couldn’t afford it. I’m a needy man, Mr. Shelf, as you have
-guessed; and that’s why I’m going to accept your offer. But don’t let us
-have any misunderstanding between ourselves as to what it foots up to.
-What I’m going to sign on for directly, when you hand me the papers, is
-a spell of piracy on the high seas, neither more nor less. And I’m going
-to have my money all paid down in advance before I ring an engine-bell on
-your blasted tramp of a steamer. I guess that’s fair enough. My family’ll
-want something to go on with if I’m caught, because if one’s found out
-at this game it’s just a common ordinary hanging matter. Yes, sir, swing
-by the neck till I’m dead as an ax, and may Heaven have mercy on _your_
-miserable tag of a soul! That’s what this tea-party means, and for your
-dirty £500 you’re buying a live human man.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.
-
-£500,000—IN GOLD.
-
-
-The little red-bearded man had gone, slamming the door noisily behind
-him. Shelf mopped his large white face with a scented pocket-handkerchief.
-
-“Do you think,” he said nervously—“do you think we may trust him?”
-
-“To begin with, we’ve got to now, whether we like it or not. He’s nothing
-to gain by playing traitor.”
-
-“But would he betray us in case of success?”
-
-“Perhaps,” said Onslow, “he won’t have the chance. Other hands on that
-steamer will have to share the secret in whole or in part. Perhaps they
-won’t all of them come through it alive. If you remember that we are
-plotting deliberate piracy on the high seas, you will recognize that
-there is precedent for a considerable percentage of casualties.”
-
-The City man shuddered. Through the double windows came the sullen roar
-of a London street, and in imagination he seemed to distinguish the howl
-of the crowd joined in execration against him.
-
-His eye fell upon a paper on the desk. It was the formal notice from her
-bankers that his wife’s account was heavily overdrawn. He lifted the
-paper, and tore it with his teeth; and then he smote the table with a
-shut fist, so that geysers flew from the inkwells. But his passion found
-no outlet in words. He spoke in his platform voice, and said nothing
-about the prime compelling force.
-
-“We will not talk of these unpleasant details, if you please, Mr. Onslow.
-I—my heart is weak, I think, and they turn me sick. But at whatever cost,
-we must go through with the affair. It is necessary that I make a heavy
-_coup_ within the next month, or the consequences may be disastrous.”
-
-“Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf will go down? Quite so. I’m also at the
-end of my cash balance, so that money seems to be the impelling power
-for each of us. But come now, wake up, sir, and let’s get on with the
-business. I’m not so sweet on this City atmosphere of yours that I care
-to spend another morning down here if it can be avoided. How are you
-going to raise the specie?”
-
-“I’ll proceed about it at once,” said Shelf, pressing another of the
-buttons on his desk. “You may as well witness every step of the process.”
-
-In answer to the bell, Fairfax came into the room, nodded rather stiffly
-to Onslow, and turned to Shelf with an expectant: “Yes, Sir?”
-
-In terse, business-like phrase his principal touched upon the silver
-crisis in America, and the gold famine in the Southern States. Then he
-explained the external view of his projected enterprise.
-
-“The _Port Edes_,” he said, “is in the Herculaneum Dock, returned on our
-hands to-day. Wire Liverpool at once, asking for freights to Norfolk
-Virginia, Pensacola Florida, Mobile Alabama, or New Orleans, at lowest
-rates. New Orleans is her final port, and offer that at fifteen per cent.
-less. Captain Owen Kettle will be in command, and he sails in four days
-from this. When you have deputed your clerks to do this, go yourself to
-the bank and negotiate for half a million in gold, to be delivered on
-board the _Port Edes_ in dock. The insurance policy on the money will be
-deposited with the bank to secure them in full for the loan itself, and
-for their other charges the credit of the house will easily suffice. Is
-that clear?”
-
-“Perfectly,” said Fairfax; “but I should like to remind you of one thing:
-wharf thefts at New Orleans are notorious, and you’ll have to pay
-heavily to insure against them.”
-
-“I know—more heavily than for risks across the ocean and the run up the
-river. Underwriters are justly nervous about those all-nation thieves.
-But in this instance I propose to save myself that fee, and insure in a
-different way. Mr. Onslow is going out on the _Port Edes_ expressly as
-my representative, and I fancy that he and the captain together will be
-capable of seeing to safe delivery. The ship’s arrival will be reported
-by telegraph from the pass at Mississippi Mouth, and my New Orleans agent
-can calculate her appearance alongside the levee to a quarter of an hour.
-He will meet her with vehicles and a strong escort of deputy-sheriffs as
-she brings in to her berth, and will take the specie-boxes off by the
-first gangway which is put ashore, and carry them straight to a bank.
-Does this strike you as a sound course?”
-
-“Yes,” said Fairfax thoughtfully; “I see no undue risks. By the way, as
-the _Port Edes_ is merely a cargo tramp, and doesn’t hold a certificate
-for passengers, I’m afraid the Board of Trade would not let Mr. Onslow
-travel by her simply as the firm’s representative. But that could be
-easily overcome.”
-
-“Oh,” said Onslow, “I’ll sign on articles in the usual way as one of
-the ship’s company—as fourth mate, say, or doctor, with salary of one
-shilling for the run. ’Tisn’t the first time that pleasing fiction has
-been palmed upon a shipping-master. It doesn’t deceive any one you know,
-because the rate of wages gives one away at the outset. But the country’s
-paternal, mutton-headed shipping laws are obeyed, and so everybody’s
-pleased.”
-
-Fairfax laughed and went into the outer offices, and Patrick Onslow
-turned to the shipowner with a couple of questions.
-
-“To begin with,” he said, “why did you offer freights to Norfolk, and
-Pensacola, and Mobile, and those places? If you call in there, the
-natural thing would be to get the specie ashore and express it by
-railroad direct to New Orleans. If you miss that chance, and start
-carrying it round by sea, the thing looks fishy at once. Now, fishiness
-is an aspect which we can’t afford in the very least degree. The swindle
-will call up enough sensation in its most honest and straightforward
-dress.”
-
-“My dear Mr. Onslow, please give me credit for a little more finesse. I
-see the objection to intermediate ports as much as you do, but I merely
-mentioned them to Fairfax as a blind. To begin with, it is a hundred to
-one chance against our getting any cargo at all consigned to them at this
-season of the year, even if we offered to carry it gratis. In the second
-place, if it was offered, I could easily get out of it in fifty ways.
-Afterwards, when the deplorable accident takes place, an inquiry into
-this will help to draw off attention from your Floridan Peninsula. Any
-one inclined to carp will instantly be told that we were equally ready to
-put the specie ashore on the Virginian coast if our other cargo had led
-us there. What do you think of that now?”
-
-“Beg your pardon. That’s clear-sighted enough, and should work correctly.
-But I fancy my other objection is better founded. What in the name of
-plague did you go and economize over insurance for? Why didn’t you get
-the stuff underwritten slap up to the strong-room of the bank?”
-
-“To save £500. If you aren’t going past the middle of the Mexican Gulf,
-what is the use of wasting money by insuring further?”
-
-“£500 in a deal of £500,000! A mere straw in a cartload!”
-
-“That, my dear Mr. Onslow, is business. As I often assure my young
-friends commencing life, if one takes care of the pennies, the pounds
-will take care of themselves. It is by looking after what you are pleased
-to consider trivial sums like these that the firm of Marmaduke Rivers and
-Shelf has risen to its present eminence.”
-
-“Oh, wind!” retorted Onslow. “Don’t tell me!”
-
-“Sir!” exclaimed Shelf.
-
-“Well, if you will have it, the eminence appears to be uncommon tottery,
-and because of your miserable meanness you’re doing your best to bring it
-over. It’s just trifles like this that tell. Consider what will happen
-after the catastrophe. There’ll be an inquiry that will lay everything
-bare down to the very bed-plates. Do you think they won’t jump on this
-point at once? The stuff is fully insured up to New Orleans; it isn’t
-insured on the levee, and in the streets, where the thefts are notorious.
-Doesn’t this drop an instantaneous hint that it was never intended to get
-so far?”
-
-“No,” said Shelf sourly. “I don’t see that it does.”
-
-“Then,” retorted Onslow, “I differ from you entirely; and as I’m to be
-the active agent in this affair, and have to take the first and gravest
-physical risk, I do not choose to have my retreat unnecessarily hampered.
-I must insist upon your recalling Fairfax for additional instructions.
-What extra insurance has got to be paid.”
-
-“Then pay it yourself,” angrily exclaimed Mr. Shelf.
-
-“That’s outside the bargain. Working expenses are your contribution to
-the partnership. And besides, for another thing, I couldn’t plank down
-that money if I wished. I haven’t it in the world.”
-
-“Mr. Onslow, I believe you. Will you extend the same courtesy to me when
-I tell you that if I were to attempt raising even such a trivial sum as
-£500 to-day it would precipitate me into bankruptcy to-morrow.”
-
-“Whew! Are you nipped as badly as all that?”
-
-“I have a remorseless drain on me which drinks up the profits of this
-business like a great sponge. It is a domestic drain, and I cannot resist
-it.”
-
-“You poor beggar!” said Onslow, with the first scrap of sympathy he had
-yet shown to his partner. “I believe I understand, and it tones down
-your dingy color. You aren’t quite all black. I believe by your own
-painting you’re only a moderate sort of gray. And if I’ve been beastly
-rude and hard with you, because I’ve considered you a soapy scoundrel
-playing entirely for your own hand, I’ll apologize to you. That isn’t in
-the least polite, but I think it’s plain, and perhaps we shall get on
-together better now. But about this bankruptcy. It’ll be rather a mess if
-you go smash before our Florida operation realizes its profits. It will
-thicken the inquiry, you know, to a very unpleasant keenness.”
-
-“I think I shall keep on my feet, Mr. Onslow. I trust, I pray I shall;
-and, moreover, I thank you for what you have said. I do confess that your
-manner of speech has wounded me much at times.”
-
-“Oh, as to that,” returned Onslow, “I mostly say ‘spade’ when I mean it,
-and I don’t care to mix religion with theft, when I’m talking with a
-co-conspirator. But I fancy we understand one another more comfortably
-now, and I’ll leave you to make the rest of the arrangements here in
-London. This afternoon I’ll pick up Kettle and run down to Liverpool and
-get things in hand there. They’ll require care. To begin with, there’s
-a suitable armament to be smuggled on board without advertisement. And
-there are other nefarious preparations to be made. Piracy on the high
-seas is not a thing to be undertaken lightly nowadays; nor is murder.”
-
-“Oh, heavens!” cried Shelf, “don’t speak of these horrors.”
-
-“I speak of them,” replied Onslow grimly, “because it is right that you
-should understand what will probably be done. I don’t intend to redden my
-fingers if it can be avoided; but as I put my neck in jeopardy, failure
-or no failure, I naturally don’t intend to hesitate at any action which
-will bring unqualified success. Only understand fully, Mr. Theodore
-Shelf, that piracy you are already an active sharer in, and if there’s
-murder done to boot, you will be as guilty as the worst, even though
-you sit here in your snug London offices whilst other rougher men are
-handling pistol and knife in the Gulf or in a Floridan mangrove swamp.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.
-
-THE SEND-OFF.
-
-
-The _Port Edes_ had gained the name of an unlucky ship. She had slain
-three men in her building; she had crushed another to death the day
-before she left the slips; and, though only three years in the water, she
-had already maimed enough hands from various crews to make her a full
-complement. Some vessels are this way; from no explainable cause there
-seems to be a diabolic fatality about them.
-
-It is not to be supposed that sailormen rush to join a craft of this
-sinister reputation. Although they are called asses in the bulk, they
-are only asses in part. They always try for the best berths first. But
-because there are not enough of these to go round; and because, thanks to
-the Dago and the Dutchman, there are not sufficient berths of any sort
-whatever to supply all aspirants; it is always possible to man any vessel
-which a Board of Trade official will pass through a dock gates.
-
-Just as no man is ever successful in anything without due cause, so
-_per contra_ few sailormen are down on their luck except through some
-peculiar trait of incapacity. So that on your unpopular ship, be she
-tramp-steamer, or eke weeping wind-jammer, you do not get much pick of a
-crew. You have to put up with what other people have left, and it does
-not take you long to learn that your beauties have not been rejected for
-their excellences.
-
-It was this way on the _Port Edes_. Forward and aft, engine-hold and
-pantry, each man on board of her had his private sea-failings. Between
-them they lacked wakefulness, eyesight, decision, strength of fist,
-strength of language, seamanship, and common sobriety. Amongst the
-deck-hands there were virulent sea-lawyers; in the stokeholds there was
-_âmes damnées_ wanted by several Governments. The engineers were skilful
-in gaining the smallest possible knottage per ton of coal; the mates were
-all slipshod navigators, untrustworthy even to correct a compass and
-useless to drive a truculent crew.
-
-Over all was Owen Kettle, master mariner. Whatever his failings might
-be (and the index of them tailed out), they did not show prominently at
-the head of such a ship’s company. Like all men in the merchant marine,
-he had been bred in the roughest school; but, unlike his successful
-brethren, he had not graduated later on to the smooth things of a
-well-manned passenger liner. For his sins he had remained the pitiful
-knock-about skipper, a man with knife-edged words always ready on the lip
-of his teeth, a leaden whistle in one jacket-pocket, and a lethal weapon
-in the other. He was an excellent seaman and navigator—a man capable of
-going an entire voyage without taking off his clothes or enjoying one
-watch of regular sleep. Whilst in command at sea, he credited himself
-with the powers of a Czar, and was entirely unscrupulous in gaining
-ends which expediency or his owners laid down for him; and though not
-physically powerful, he had the pluck of a dog, and an unholy reputation
-for marksmanship. Taking into allowance these qualifications, it may
-be understood that for the handling of such a menagerie of all-nation
-scoundreldom and incapacity as bunked in the S. S. _Port Edes_, no better
-man than Owen Kettle breathed in either hemisphere.
-
-The crew signed their marks on the articles at the shipping office in
-the Sailors’ Home, and went off grumbling to get rid of their advances.
-Later, most of them turned up on the steamer; some with their worldly
-goods done up in dunnage sacks (which look to the uninitiated like
-pillow-slips); some apparently possessing nothing but the squalid raiment
-they stood up in. There was not one of them dressed like a sailor,
-according to the conventional idea, yet most of them had made their
-bread upon the seas since early boyhood, which shows what conventional
-ideas are sometimes worth. They were most of them oldish men, and looked
-even older than their years.
-
-The engineers came on board early, for the most part in scrubby blue
-serge, and sour black temper. They grumbled at the mess-room in broad
-Glaswegian, prophesied evil (in advance) about the capacities of the
-mess-room steward and the ship’s cook, dumped their belongings into their
-various rooms, and changed to apparel more suitable for tail-twisting in
-the unclean regions below. Then they went on duty, quarreled with the
-donkeyman who was making steam for the winches, and proceeded to split up
-their crew of firemen and trimmers into watches, and apportion them to
-furnace doors and bunkers.
-
-The three mates, the boatswain, and the carpenter were also on board
-betimes, most of them large-headed with recent libations, and feeling
-cantankerous accordingly. There was a small general cargo being
-shipped for New Orleans, and it gave these worthy officers ease to
-find occasional acid fault with the stevedore’s crew or the crane men
-on the wharf; but, for the most part, they shuffled about the decks in
-easy slippers, attending to the various ship duties in massive sneering
-silence.
-
-Patrick Onslow came into the chart-house on the bridge-deck, closing the
-door behind him. “A cheery, amiable crowd you’ve collected,” he said.
-
-“Aren’t they?” replied Captain Kettle from a sofa locker. “They’re just
-a terror of a crew. You wait till we get to sea, and they start on
-mischief. My mate’s a cur; he wouldn’t stand up to a Chinaman. And the
-rest of the after-guard is much of a pattern—picked that way on purpose.
-Oh, I tell you, Mr. Onslow, that I stand alone, and I shall have my hands
-full. But let ’em start, the brutes. I’ll haze them. It isn’t a new sort
-of tea-party, this, with me.”
-
-“You’re going into it with your eyes open, anyway.”
-
-“Oh don’t you make any error, sir,” said Kettle. “I know my job. And if I
-warn you, it’s because you’ll see things for yourself, and perhaps join
-in at them. I don’t go and tell everybody. Not much. They think ashore
-I’ve got a real soft thing on this time. Why, do you know, Mr. Onslow,”
-he added, with a thin, sour grin, “my old woman wanted to come with me
-for the trip. She said it was so long since she’s had a whiff of outside
-air, that now I’d such a tidy steamboat under me, she couldn’t miss the
-chance. Yes, sir; and she said she’d bring one of the kids with her that
-wanted to be a sailor, like his daddy! I tell you, she was that took on
-the idea she’d hear no refusal; and I had to write a letter to owners,
-and get them to wire back a ‘No’ she could read for herself. It’d look
-well set to music, that tale, wouldn’t it? Sort of jumpy music, you know,
-with a yo-heave-humbug chorus to it, same as all sailors’ songs have that
-you hear in the halls.”
-
-Onslow shrugged his shoulders. “What can you expect at the price?” he
-asked. “This isn’t a twelve-pound-a-month berth; and you’ve threshed
-across the Atlantic in a worse ship for less.”
-
-“Don’t you mistake me,” retorted Kettle. “I’m working for full value
-received; and there’s many an old sailor’d like to be in my shoes, if he
-only knew. I’m not grumbling at the berth, only when a man’s on a racket
-of this kind, it’s a bit hard on him to have a wife and kids he’s fool
-enough to be fond of. It’s an ugly amusement, lying to them like a play
-actor, when you know it’s ten chances to one you’ll never see English mud
-again. That’s the way it cuts, though I suppose you’ll think it all a
-sailor’s grumble. Perhaps you aren’t a married man?”
-
-“No; I’m not.”
-
-“But you’ve got people who care for you?”
-
-Onslow gave the ghost of a smile, and then laughed. “No,” he said, “I
-can’t even boast of that. Acquaintances are mine in thousands; but
-friends—well, all friendship has its breaking strain. I’m a bit like that
-comfortable, contemptible person, the Miller of the Dee. I believe I did
-care for somebody once; and she made me think she cared for me. Probably
-she lied, because, under persuasion, she went off with another man. Bah!
-though, what does it matter? Kettle, we’re talking rank sentiment, and
-that’s an unprofitable employment for men engaged on a piece of delicate
-business. And—here’s a gentleman come to tell me that the consignment of
-specie is just commencing to arrive. Now, captain, the stuff’ll be in
-iron-bound boxes, and you and I have got to weigh each one separately,
-and check the invoice. Then we’re to act as our own stevedores, and stow
-half of it in the cabin next my room, and half of it across the alley-way
-next the mate’s.”
-
-“Why divide it?”
-
-“Because the weight is big, and it would give your steamer a heavy list
-to starboard.”
-
-“Oh, as to that, never mind. We can easily bring her up again with a
-trimming tank; and I shouldn’t feel comfortable if any of the stuff was
-in that room next the mate’s. You see, Mr. Onslow, any one on board can
-go down that alley-way. In fact, it’s the only road from end to end of
-the ship, unless you go up over the bridge deck. And I’d not guarantee
-but what the bait wouldn’t make some of them beauties try and tamper
-with the door. It’s big enough to smudge the honesty of an archbishop,
-if he was only earning four pounds a month. Now, the room next yours has
-iron walls, and opens only into the inner cabin. There’s a good lock on
-it already, and if I make the carpenter bend on four more, you’ll have a
-strong-room the Bank of England might boast about.”
-
-“That sounds sensible,” commented the envoy from the bank.
-
-“Very well,” said Onslow, “I believe it is the best plan. Now, if you
-please, we’ll have the weighing-machine in the main cabin, and if you,
-sir, will instruct your men to bring in the boxes one by one, I’ll
-satisfy myself that they agree with the tally, and Captain Kettle shall
-build them up in the state-room before us both. It’s a very responsible
-job we have upon us, and the more counter-checkings and precautions we
-can put into it the better for our several reputations.”
-
-It was a responsible job. Not every day is specie to the tune of half a
-million British sovereigns shipped from a Liverpool dock; and because
-gold-boxes are made in a conventional pattern, the shipment was spotted,
-and crowds gathered to stare at the cased-in wealth.
-
-As staring dumbly is dry work, self-appointed orators amongst the
-crowd naturally distributed gratis their own private opinions upon the
-situation; and, according to their luck or eloquence, these attracted
-larger or smaller audiences. No one took them very seriously, and they
-for the most part treated the subject in a jocular vein. It was not till
-Captain Kettle and the Mersey pilot had gone on to the upper bridge, and
-the mate on the fore-deck had cast off the first bow-fast, that a prophet
-arose who spoke of the gold shipment in another key.
-
-He was a wild, unkempt, knock-kneed man, who attracted first attention by
-tying a crimson handkerchief to an umbrella and brandishing it above his
-head. Being on the face of him a creature who never, if he could avoid
-it, put his hand to honest labor, he naturally addressed the crowd at
-large as “Fellow workers.” These things awoke a slight humorous interest;
-and because the man had the gift of glib and striking speech, the crowd
-continued to listen after the first pricking up of their ears.
-
-The man’s discourse need not be reported in detail. He was an anarchist,
-red, rampant, and ruthless; and by means of arguments, some warped, some
-fair enough, he pointed out to his hearers that the mission of the _Port
-Edes_ was another knife-thrust of capital into the ribs of labor. The
-statement met with a very mixed reception, but the anarchist silenced
-both the jeers and the applause with a beseeching wave of his hand, and
-followed along the curb of the wharf the steamer, which was commencing to
-float towards the dock gates. He spoke to those on board her now rather
-than to his more immediate following, and unclean faces stared at him
-from over the line of bulwarks.
-
-“To any man of you who values life,” he cried, “I offer a solemn warning.
-That ship is doomed; she will sink in mid-ocean, blown apart by our
-petards, and her ill-gotten cargo will be hurled out of capital’s reach
-forever. Those who are misguided enough to be her guardians will be blown
-into space. Listen, you men of her crew. Jump on the pier-head yonder as
-she passes into the basin, and take the consequences. The brutal laws of
-this country will hurl you into prison; but better a season dragging out
-a martyr’s sentence, than death as an enemy to the workers’ cause.”
-
-At this point the strong right hand of the law descended on to the
-speaker’s elbow; and then, because he attempted to resist, the
-willing right knee of the law jerked up suddenly into the small of
-that anarchist’s back; after which he was haled ignominiously to a
-police-station, and the place of his speaking knew him no more.
-
-But the fellow’s threats had not been without their result. Every hand
-on the _Port Edes_’ deck had heard them distinctly, and disquiet arose
-under the belts of nine out of ten. The mates grew nervous and the men
-inattentive; and, from the bridge, Captain Kettle’s voice and whistle
-kept ringing out with biting clearness. As it was, only one man attempted
-to put the warning into practical effect. He was a miserable, half-clad
-wretch, a coal-trimmer by rating, already repentant of the spell of
-physical toil which he had signed on for.
-
-Passing through the lock-gates into the basin, the steamer’s port quarter
-swung gently towards the wall. A sailor, in readiness, dropped from
-above and ran aft with the lanyard of a cork fender. The trimmer jumped
-on the bulwarks, and one might have thought that he was going to bear
-a hand—an unnecessary hand. The sailor did so, and cursed him for his
-officiousness. The donkeyman, however, who was oiling the after-winch,
-had other ideas on the subject, and stood by for a rush. So it befell
-when that trimmer was getting himself ready for a spring back on the
-quay-head, the donkeyman’s long legs took him rapidly across the red iron
-decks, and when the trimmer was already in mid-air, the donkeyman’s huge
-paw descended upon the slack of his black breeches, and drew him back as
-though he possessed the weight of a feather pillow. Whereat the crowd at
-the pier-head yelled with delighted laughter, and the dingy steamer made
-her way stolidly on to the muddy waters of the Mersey ebb, which bubbled
-against the lip of the walls beyond.
-
-“Curse you!” snarled the trimmer, “what’s that for?”
-
-“Because we’re short-manned in the stokehold already, me son; an’ if
-there’s a hand goes, it’s meself that’ll have to stand watch and watch in
-his place. Havin’ got you, I shall be a jintleman now, and slape in my
-bed at night all the way to New Orleans. See that?”
-
-“This mucky old tramp’ll be blowed up sure’s death, and I shall be
-killed.”
-
-“Well, bless me!” retorted the donkeyman; “who’d miss you if you was
-killed—always supposing you weren’t wanted for our furnaces? Here, get
-up, you half-baked scum of the workhouse, and tumble below. Thank your
-stars the old man hasn’t seen you from the bridge. But don’t give me any
-more of your lip, or I’ll report you to him and the chief to boot. Now,
-_mosey_.”
-
-The coal-trimmer blew his nose on his gray neck-handkerchief, and
-shambled off below, muttering. The donkeyman returned to his winch,
-unbent the chain, and sent it down into the adjacent hold. Then he
-retired to the poop deck-house, where he lived with the carpenter and
-boatswain, and offered to bet those worthies (who had just come in for
-dinner) that Captain Kettle shot some one on board before the _Port Edes_
-tied up against New Orleans levee.
-
-“He’s a just holy terror, our old man,” observed the donkeyman
-cheerfully. “I sailed with him once before, and he unbent a
-quartermaster’s front teeth with the bridge telescope before we were
-three days out. With the smudgy crowd we’ve got here now, it’s a pound
-to a brick they start him moving, even sooner than that. Not that I mind
-myself. Sea’s dull enough as a general thing, and I like to see a bit
-of life throwing about. And at that game, little Red Kettle’s good as a
-Yankee skipper any day.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX.
-
-GROUND-BAIT.
-
-
-For reasons, the _Port Edes_ took the “North about” course; that is, she
-headed across south of the Banks of Newfoundland nearly to Cape Hatteras,
-and then braved the three-knot current of the Gulf Stream by passing down
-the Florida Channel on the western side of the Bahamas. They had carried
-good weather with them—light head breezes or calms—all the way; and,
-although coals were dear and the day’s outlay was limited to twenty-eight
-tons by order, the steamer usually averaged ten and a half knots, despite
-the unskilfulness of the engine-room staff.
-
-In a canvas chair on the bridge deck under the lee of the fiddley sat
-Patrick Onslow, with a pipe between his teeth and Pierre Loti’s “Fantôme
-d’Orient” in his lap. He was distinctly idling. For the moment he was
-wondering how, from so transparently blue a sea, the spray which jumped
-from the wave-crests could be colorless and opaque. Then, by following
-with the eye a tangle of yellow Gulf weed which floated past, his
-attention was carried away to some little gray spouts of fog, which
-told of whales and their calves taking a summer outing in the milk-warm
-waters of the south. Beyond, his eyes fell upon one of the screw-pile
-lighthouses with which the United States Government has fringed the
-Florida shoal; and on the far horizon sprouted the wind-threshed tops of
-some scattered cabbage palms, which told that there at least the shallow
-sea was sea no more. At the back of these palms lay the mysterious
-shelter of the Everglades.
-
-A thought passed through Patrick Onslow’s mind, a thought of the drama
-to be played under shelter of those recesses within the next few days,
-and he frowned. He thrust the thought from him as an impertinence, and
-turned again to his novel. But he was destined just then to read no more
-from that dainty vignette of Stamboul. Through the grating of the fiddley
-above his head came a frightened shout; then a chorus; then a prolonged
-clattering, as iron tools were thrown on the floor-plates, and the boots
-of scared men smote the rungs of the ladders.
-
-Onslow gave a quick smile to himself, as though he understood something;
-then mounted a look of concern on his face, and, getting up from his
-chair, crossed to port and strode up to the break of the bridge-deck.
-The captain, coming out of the chart-house, joined him. From the door
-of the alley-way beneath them rushed a crowd of frightened men—trimmers
-and stokers, stripped to the waist, engineers in dungaree—all the human
-contents of the lowest hold. Kettle singled out the Chief with his eye,
-and addressed him with sour irony—
-
-“’Afternoon, Mr. McFee. Fine, isn’t it, for the time of year? Have your
-curs forgotten that they’re paid to work this steamboat up Mississippi
-River to a city called New Orleans? Or have they induced the other watch
-to go below and give them a spell?”
-
-“Guid God, sir, dinna jest!” replied the Chief.
-
-“Ye remember what yon scoundrel said on Liverpool dock wall? Weel, he’s
-been as guid as his words, sir. We’ve found an infernal machine already.”
-
-“Well?” drawled Kettle.
-
-“Man, we may be blown to the sea-floor any minute.”
-
-“Sea whisky! sea grandmother!”
-
-“Man, sir, see wi’ your own een. By God’s guid mercy the donkeyman picked
-it from among the coals, or it’s no knowin’ where we’d bin this blessed
-moment!”
-
-“Hand it up here,” the skipper commanded shortly.
-
-The burly donkeyman, half grinning, half afraid, came up the iron steps
-and handed the captain a box painted to look like a knob of coal.
-
-“It was ticking when I picked it up, sir,” he said, “but when I handled
-it, the ticking stopped.”
-
-The captain took the thing in his hand. It started on a fresh _cluck_,
-_cluck_, and the grimy men on the iron decks below humped their shoulders
-as though to better receive a blow, and began to shuffle away towards the
-bows.
-
-“Oh, it may be something dangerous,” said Captain Kettle, and he hove his
-burden over the side, “or it mayn’t. Looked to me like a toy to frighten
-flats. There’s only one man with the pluck of a roach amongst you, and
-here’s half-a-crown for him.”
-
-The donkeyman’s black forefinger knuckled his greasy cap.
-
-“As for the rest, your mothers must have suckled you on pigeons’ milk,
-and then sent you to a girls’ school to dry-nurse. You pack of beauties!
-Oh, you cowardly, bobby-hunted gems! If the thing was found, well, found
-it was, and the donkeyman brought it on deck. What do you want to foul
-the clean air for with your dingy stinking carcasses before your watch
-was out? I’ll log every man of you for this; yes, Mr. McFee, and Mr.
-Second, and Mr. Third, I’ll dirty your tickets for you as well, and if
-you give me another ounce of bother I’ll take care you none of you ever
-get another berth so long as the universe holds water to carry shipping.
-You cowardly hounds! Oh, you trust me!”
-
-The men slunk back into the alley-way again out of shot of the skipper’s
-tongue, and the engineers, plucking up courage first, led the way below.
-Some one clattered a shovel on a firebar. Instinct made the trimmers obey
-the signal, and they went to the bunkers. The firemen followed, and the
-steam-gauge remounted before it had received any appreciable check. It
-was all an affairs of five minutes.
-
-Kettle passed a forefinger round the inside of his shirt-collar, and
-strolled across with Onslow to where the deck-chairs straddled in the
-shade of the fiddley. “They’re a holy crew, aren’t they?” said the master
-of the _Port Edes_.
-
-“I think they’re what we want. We should be rather out of it with a
-plucky lot who insisted on standing by us at a pinch.”
-
-“Oh, don’t you make any error about that,” replied Kettle. “They’d have
-been shaky anyway, but this bogus clockwork devil of yours fixes them to
-a nicety. It’ll be every Jack for himself when the scare comes, and Davy
-Jones take the steamer, and the others. Oh, they’ll run like a warren of
-rabbits. The brutes!”
-
-Kettle broke off abruptly, and stared moodily over the Gulf Stream. A
-flying-fish got out of the blue water and ran across the ripples like a
-silver rat. A school of porpoises snorted leisurely up from astern, and
-passed the steamer as though she had been at anchor. And the tangles of
-the gulf-weed floated past like reefs of tawny coral.
-
-“Do you ever read poetry?” the skipper suddenly asked.
-
-Onslow slewed round his head and stared. The idea of this vinegar-mouthed
-little savage talking of poetry very nearly made him break into wild
-laughter. With an effort he steadied his face and said quietly,
-“Sometimes.”
-
-“I’m glad of that. Somehow I hadn’t dared ask you before, but now I know,
-Mr. Onslow, I like you all the better. It gives us something in common
-we can talk about without being ashamed. We can’t very well discuss the
-other matter which binds us together and respect ourselves at the same
-time.”
-
-“Quite right. You and I, captain, are shouldered to common piracy by the
-force of circumstances; but I always kick myself when I think about it.
-There’s no glamour of romance about our intended villainy, or the way
-it’s being led up to.”
-
-“Not a bit. Byron wrote about piracy, but Byron was no seaman, and he
-didn’t know what hazing a crew meant. A thief’s a dirty scoundrel all
-the world over, and always has been; and a sea thief, having the scum of
-the earth to handle, has to make himself the crudest brute on earth if
-he wants to succeed. I think it’s that which put me out of liking with
-Byron and all those poets who’ve written about movement at sea. They give
-a wrong idea of men’s motives and actions, and when they get talking on
-shop, they’re that inaccurate and absurd they make one tired. No, Mr.
-Onslow, give me a land poet, who talks about farms, and primroses, and
-tinkling brooks, and things he understands, and with that man I can sit
-through two watches on end. Reading him may make me feel low, but it
-doesn’t do a man harm to be that way sometimes. Ye see, Mr. Onslow, a
-scuffle, or a row with a mutinous crew, is just meat and drink to me.
-Yes, sir, that’s the kind of brute I am.”
-
-They chatted and basked during the rest of the afternoon, whilst the two
-mates off watch painted ironwork, and the crew off duty grumbled and
-smoked and slept in the stuffy forecastle. The cabin tea came. Kettle,
-at the head of the table, preserved a sour silence, and Onslow and the
-mates carried amongst them a strained civility. And then skipper and
-supernumerary officer returned to their canvas chairs beside the fiddley
-on the bridge-deck.
-
-The Gulf Stream rippled crisply over the steamer’s wake astern, and the
-small wavelets of a calm licked the yellow rust-stains which patched her
-sweeping flank. Before them the narrow sea was the color of a dull blue
-roofing-slate. The bright, hot day had faded; the brilliant cobalt had
-filtered away from overhead, and a silver nail-paring of moon peered from
-a sky of amorphous violet, still lighted in its higher flats by the sun’s
-after-glow.
-
-On the horizon line was what at first appeared to be a steamer’s smoke,
-but what the glass showed to be the reek of a fire on the invisible,
-low-lying Florida coast. No blaze-glow could be seen. It might be a
-fisher’s camp-fire on an outlying key; it might be a game-driving of
-Seminole Indians beyond the explored coast-fringe, in that unknown tangle
-of trees and grasses and lagoons, the Everglades themselves.
-
-“It’s worth living, Mr. Onslow, times like these,” said Kettle, when they
-had sat there in silence till the warm night had spread all over, and the
-white stars were beginning to show in multitudes through its gaps.
-
-The other nodded, sucking at his cold pipe. “None of those poets have
-ever put all this down on paper. They’ve got parts—bits—but not all. I
-fancy it is because they haven’t seen the thing for themselves. I’ve
-tried myself, but I haven’t made much account of it.”
-
-“What, you—you’re a poet?” Onslow rapped out.
-
-“I knock off a bit of verse occasionally,” said the skipper complacently.
-“When I’m in the mood, that is. It generally comes times like this—when
-I’ve been tail-twisting the hands, and have a spell of a rest and a think
-afterwards.”
-
-“I see—the outcome of the vivid contrast,” said Onslow. He imagined
-to himself that these boasted poems would be of the “heroic” order,
-to the verge of melodrama. As it happened, he could not conveniently
-have made a worse guess. Kettle lugged from his pocket a doubled-up
-exercise-book, reddened slightly under the tan, and handed it across. His
-companion flattened out the crease, and, in the light which came from a
-chart-house port, dipped into the manuscript verses for himself. To his
-astonishment, they were one and all sonnets and ballads which might well
-have been written by a sentimental schoolgirl. They breathed of love and
-devotion and premature fading away, and at least three gushing adjectives
-qualified each tender noun.
-
-There was no word about the sea, on which their author had spent his
-life, or of the things of the sea, with which he had had all his
-dealings. He knew about these as few men did, but they seemed common
-to him, and unclean. Consequently he had delivered himself of an ode
-to that Spring which he had never witnessed ashore, and love songs to
-ladies he had never met outside the covers of cheap fiction. It was all
-imagination, and untutored, uninspired imagination at that.
-
-As a result, Onslow found the poems too killingly funny for words, and
-was consumed with a wild desire for laughter; but, with that red-bearded
-little savage, their maker, glaring anxiously at him from the opposite
-shadow, he dare not let so much as the tail of a smile dance from the
-corner of his mouth. He had to enjoy and endure in silence; and, with the
-exercise-book thrust out to the yellow light-stream, he read on through
-the stanzas diligently.
-
-In one, evidently autobiographical, the writer spoke of himself as a
-“timid frail gazelle,” in another he addressed his remarks from the
-mouth-piece of a “coy and cooing turtle-dove,” to a “sylphlike maiden of
-haughty mien,” who, at the time of the narration, was the “bewitching,
-entrancing, unparalleled queen” of another gentleman’s hearth. An “Ode
-to Excellence,” which commenced “Hairy Alfred, brother bard,” was
-evidently directed at a contemporary; but the past was cared for in
-“Cleopatra, a lament,” which a footnote stated could be sung to the tune
-of “Greenland’s Icy Mountains.”
-
-Probably as a collection Captain Kettle’s was unique in its clumsy,
-maudlin sentiment, and its general unexpectedness.
-
-Meanwhile the author was fidgeting nervously. He had not got over
-that initial nervousness which publication gives. He hungered for a
-criticism—favorable if possible. At last he made bold to ask for it.
-
-“You’re a wonderful man, Kettle,” returned his companion, quite meaning
-what he said; “and unless I had seen those verses for myself, I’d never
-have believed you capable of producing them, no matter what had been told
-me about your powers.”
-
-The poet gave a sigh of relief, and was going to pursue the subject
-further, when something fell upon his ear which turned his thoughts into
-a very different key.
-
-“By James! there’s the engine stopped. What’s up now, I wonder?”
-
-He jumped to his feet, and stood with neck craned out, listening. The
-ring of heavy boots made itself heard on the engine-room ladders. Then
-there was a murmur of voices and a pattering of footsteps from the
-forecastle, and presently a stream of men began to ascend the bridge-deck
-ladders. Amongst the growing babel of voices came references to the gold:
-“Half a million yellow sovereigns, boys!” and threats there was no
-mistaking. “Teach the old man manners, or put him over the side!”
-
-By an evident previous arrangement the men were massing themselves on the
-port side of the bridge deck.
-
-“Mutiny, by James!—that’s what this means!” commented Captain Kettle in
-an undertone.
-
-He was cool as ice, and on the moment had decided how to act.
-
-“Now, Mr. Onslow, slip into the chart-house for your pistol. I have mine
-in my pocket. It’s us two against the crowd of ’em, and we’ll finish out
-top side. Oh, don’t you make any error; it’ll be a red night’s work for
-those dogs. But we’ll rub the fear of death into them before we’ve done
-this time—into those that are left, that is. Get your pistol, quick, sir,
-and skin your eye for handy shooting!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
-MUTINY.
-
-
-Patrick Onslow came out of the chart-house with all the armament he could
-lay hands upon; to wit, three revolvers. He gave one to the Captain and
-put the others in his own jacket pocket, so that they had a brace apiece.
-From the other side of the bridge-deck the clamor of the men rose high
-into the night; and the steamer’s fore-truck began to swing past the
-stars. Her engines had stopped, the quartermaster had deserted the wheel,
-and the Gulf Stream was taking her as simple flotsam whither it listed.
-
-There was no starboard ladder to the upper bridge, but Kettle swung
-himself lightly up by a funnel-stay and a stanchion, and climbed over
-the canvas dodger. Onslow followed as nimbly. The mate of the watch
-received them with a frightened sidelong glance, but no words; and then
-he vanished into the darkness.
-
-Captain Owen Kettle stumped cheerfully across to the port side of the
-bridge and looked down. Beneath him, massed and moving, was apparently
-every man of his crew. The electric lamp from inside the head of the
-companion-way blazed full upon them, dazzling some of the group, and
-blinding the others with dense black shadow. With folded arms he looked
-down on them for a full minute, with a silent, sneering laugh, till
-the upturned faces, which had been quiet in expectation, began to grow
-clamorous again. Then he waved them to noiselessness, and spoke.
-
-The man’s words were not conciliatory. He addressed his hearers as dogs,
-and wished to know, in the name of the Pit, why they had dared to leave
-their duties and their kennel to come to sully his bridge-deck.
-
-The harangue was brief and beautifully to the point. An ordinary seaman
-stood out into the middle of the circle of light, and made reply: “You
-gall us togs, und you dreat us as togs, und we’re nod going to schtandt
-it no longer. This grew temants its rechts!”
-
-“Hallo!” said Kettle, “got a blooming Dutchman to speak for you? Well,
-you must be a hard-up crowd! See here now, if you do want to talk, have
-your say, and be done with it. English is the official language on this
-ship; understand that, and don’t waste my time.”
-
-The German seemed inclined to bluster and hold his ground, but he had no
-backers.
-
-“If you’re undecided,” suggested Captain Kettle, “you’ve got a nigger
-amongst you; why not set him on to talk? If you were men, I wouldn’t say
-it; but he’s as much a man as any of you, and perhaps he’ll throw in a
-sand-dance to enliven proceedings.”
-
-The negro, from somewhere on the outskirts of the crowd, broke into
-a loud guffaw, till some one kicked him on the shins, and sent him
-away yelping _diminuendo_ into the farther darkness. An angry growl
-went up from the white men at the taunt, and one of them, a whiskered
-quartermaster in a cardigan jacket, stepped out and spat into the circle
-of light. He looked round to catch the encouraging glances of his mates,
-and then lifted up his face towards the upper bridge. “See here, Captain
-Kettle, you’d better not try us too far. This isn’t a slave ship you’re
-commanding. It’s a common, low-down, British tramp; and the law looks
-after the deck-hands and all the rest of us.”
-
-“Now that’s fair speaking,” said Kettle. “I’ve a profound respect for
-the Merchant Shipping Act and all the rest of the laws. My lad, if you
-fancy you’ve anything to complain of, a sea-lawyer like you must know the
-remedy. Get your witnesses and go with them before the British Consul in
-New Orleans.”
-
-“A fat lot of good that would do,” retorted the man. “What consul ever
-believed an old sailor against the skipper? No, sir; we’d only get
-penitentiary for our pains. Besides, what we want—and what we intend to
-have—is an alteration in things, beginning now.”
-
-“Ah! I see. And what would you like? Shall I have a hold cleared out and
-fit up with four-post beds for you to make a drawing-room of? Shall I
-order my steward to hand iced pop round to the gentlemen who are heavin’
-coals in the stokehold? Come now, out with it!”
-
-The little captain was deliberately irritating the men, and Onslow
-marveled at his recklessness. Once let an outbreak start, and he and
-Kettle stood not one chance in a million of living through it. But Kettle
-knew his game, and was playing it well.
-
-Only one man laughed, and his laugh closed up again in a moment like the
-snap of a watch. Some scowled, a few swore; the quartermaster in the
-cardigan jacket alone remained unmoved. Of Kettle’s outrageous raillery
-he took no notice whatever, but continued his plaint in a solid monotone,
-as though he had been reading it from a book.
-
-“In the first instance, it’s the grub we complains of, partic’ly the
-sugar. It ain’t sugar at all; it’s just a slump of molasses.”
-
-“That,” said Kettle, “is due to your own laziness. The bottom of a sugar
-barrel’s always that way unless you turn it end for end every day or so.
-The molasses ’d settle through the Queen’s sugar at Windsor and spoil
-half of it unless the barrel was looked to. By James!” he continued, with
-a first show of fury, “is it for this you dogs have turned yourselves
-into a howling pack of mutineers, and let my ship drift like a hen-coop
-towards Newfoundland?”
-
-The quartermaster was obviously disconcerted by the attack, so much so,
-in fact, that he missed the next few counts of his indictment, and came
-at once to the main head.
-
-“It’s a rise of wages that we insists on principally,” he said. “We
-take it we’ve been signed on for this run to New Orleans under false
-pretenses. Nothing was said about the sort of cargo we was to carry,
-which, naturally, incites them anarchist chaps to vi’lence. We’re
-suffering undue risks. There’s been one devil machine found already, and
-as like as not there is others besides. The bloomin’ ole tramp may go up
-any minute; and because we’re standing that risk, we say we ought to be
-paid accordin’. The cargo can stand the pull, and if you aren’t willing,
-the hands here has made up their minds to broach it for themselves.”
-
-Kettle did not answer at once. He seemed to be twisting words over and
-over in his mouth, and then gulping them down his throat and bringing
-up others. It was a full minute before the man found speech, but then
-it came from him in a torrent. “You great fools!” he cried, “this isn’t
-an ordinary cargo that you can help yourselves out of, and let the
-underwriters stand treat. You bet the tallyman won’t wink at any yarn
-about ‘damaged in transit’ over the stuff we’re bringing out. If there’s
-so much as a miserable half-sovereign missing, the whole crowd here, cook
-and captain’s dog, stay in a New Orleans calaboose till it’s found, and
-then come out with their tickets dirtied. Oh! you one-eyed, mutton-headed
-fools!”
-
-Onslow stared at the man curiously. His truculent tone had left him
-completely. His hands had quitted the pistol-butts and were gripped on
-the bridge rail. His elbows were beating nervously against his ribs.
-
-From some mouth in the blacker shadow came a deep, derisive laugh; and
-then a voice (presumably from the laugher) said: “Who wants to go to New
-Orleans? Who wants to go nearer than the next key, or reef, or sandbank,
-or whatever it may be? Let’s pile up the blazing old tramp on that, and
-then boat-cruise across to Cuba. There’s nice, snug bays in Cuba, where
-the _guardacostas_ don’t ask questions; or, if they did, a bit of yellow
-ballast out of the boats would stop their jaws quick enough.”
-
-The voice laughed again and ceased.
-
-“Who spoke there?” Captain Kettle demanded.
-
-Out rolled into the bright circle the massive body of the donkeyman.
-
-“You!”
-
-The donkeyman knuckled his greasy cap in assent.
-
-“I’m your man, Capt’n,” he said, “but I’d be pleaseder to help ye
-carrying out the crew’s wishes than going agin them. You’ll be dealt by
-honustly, Capt’n—liberally—yes, better than ye ever have been in this
-world yet, or ever will be again—an’ the steamer will be lost at say.
-Blowed to rivuts an’ ould iron by a conspirathor’s bomb. It’s a most
-natural ending for her.”
-
-Kettle stared at the donkeyman with his mouth agape, and the eyes
-standing out of his head. His face was thrust out at full neck’s length;
-his fingers beat a vague tattoo on the white iron rail of the bridge.
-
-Then the crew’s original spokesman lifted up his unlucky voice for the
-second time: “Ach, vriends, we’re vasting minutes. We haf made up our
-mindts. Why should we not go und tivide ter cold mitout furder pother?
-Cood Ole Man! come and sgramble for a share like ter rest of us.”
-
-Slowly Captain Kettle stiffened. His eyes lost their stare and glinted
-unpleasant fire in their more proper orbits; his lower jaw closed up with
-a snap; his fists slid to his jacket pockets and gripped there.
-
-“You painted Dutchman!”
-
-The crew rustled uneasily.
-
-“Do I live to hear a set of dogs like you dictating to me? Does any man
-here think he’s going to have an inch of his own way aboard of me?”
-
-“Come, Captain Kettle,” said the quartermaster, who had talked before,
-“don’t be unreasonable. The Dutchman means well, though he didn’t put it
-Bristol fashion. And besides, we’ve made up our minds to share in that
-gold, and you’d better chip in and share too, without a dust. It’ll be
-a deal comfortabler for all hands, and besides, it’s got to be done,
-anyway. We’re all determined, and we’re too many for you, even if Mr.
-Onslow does stand in on your side.”
-
-Kettle’s face lit up with the joy of battle. “Are you, by James!” he
-snapped. “We’ll see about that. I’d handle twice your number to my own
-cheek any day. I done it before, on a dashed sight uglier lot than you,
-and came out top side; and I’m going to do it again now. Mr. Onslow’s
-with me, too, this time, and we’ve got twenty bullets amongst us that’ll
-all go home in somebody’s ribs before any of you get at hand-grips with
-us. Now just play on that, you scum. There’s not a one of you got a
-pistol.”
-
-“Oh! haven’t we?” commented a nasal voice on the outskirts of the crowd,
-“I guess you’re out there, mister. I’m heeled for one.”
-
-_Crack!_
-
-The man shrieked and fell in a limp heap on the deck. His weapon
-clattered down beside him. Kettle kept his smoking pistol-muzzle raised
-steady as an iron wrist could hold it.
-
-The others instinctively drew at first away from the fallen man; but one
-ordinary seaman, younger and more plucky than the rest, darted forward
-to regain the fallen revolver. As his fingers closed over it, his eyes
-instinctively sought the bridge. Onslow had his revolver sighted over the
-crook of an elbow; Kettle his at arm’s length. Both were covering him.
-
-“Fling that thing overboard, or you’ll be dead before you can wink!”
-
-The crew’s only revolver span through the air, and hit the water with a
-tinkling splash.
-
-“Now stand forward the two fools who have been your spokesmen.”
-
-The crowd stood like men petrified.
-
-“Quick, or I’ll make practise into the brown of you!”
-
-The quartermaster in the cardigan jacket stepped out of his own accord,
-undefiant now, and white. The German was hustled to his side.
-
-“Have you got a coin, quartermaster?”
-
-“No, sir.”
-
-“Have you—sausage?”
-
-“Yes, _herr_.”
-
-“Then spin it up, and do you, quartermaster, call to him. And mind you
-call right, because I’m going to shoot the loser, and perhaps you are the
-least useless of the two. Spin, confound you! Spin, sausage, or by James
-I’ll shoot you where you stand, and settle it that way!”
-
-The German put something between his dished palms and shook it violently;
-then clinched one hand, and thrust it out into the full blaze of the
-lamplight.
-
-The quartermaster cried “head.” The other unwrapped his grimy fingers
-with slow jerks, and showed. The coin was a halfpenny, Britannia
-uppermost. The quartermaster buttoned his cardigan jacket, and drew
-himself up to face the upper bridge.
-
-“Hold up your hand!”
-
-It shot up to the full length, fingers splayed out. Then _crack!_ and
-a bullet ripped through the middle of the palm. The fellow let out a
-short yelp of surprise, and clapped the wounded member tightly under his
-armpit. The men around him, utterly cowed, stood in frozen silence; and
-Captain Owen Kettle from the bridge waved slow patterns over them with a
-revolver muzzle.
-
-Then he crammed both weapons into his jacket pockets again, and gave
-orders—sharply, crisply, and with decision.
-
-“Watch below, get forward, and turn in. Watch on duty, go to your posts.
-Quartermaster of the watch, tumble up here. Sou’-west and by sou’.”
-
-A quartermaster ran briskly up the bridge ladder.
-
-“S’-west and by sou’ it is, sir,” he replied. It was the only comment any
-of the crew made to Captain Kettle on his method.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.
-
-TO-NIGHT.
-
-
-Another day and another sky. Now the blue Gulf waters were as leaden and
-dense as that one looks upon in a hard North Sea gale; and the heavens
-overhead were full of lurid grays which raced one another in sliding
-chase till they were lost in the northern mist drifts. The steamer rolled
-heavily to a steep beam sea; and when it could be seen, the iron of her
-lower decks, forward and aft, gleamed as though it had been new-coated
-with ocher varnish. But this was not often, for four minutes out of every
-five the decks were filled with a clamoring, hissing pond of green and
-cotton-white, which the scuppers could only empty piecemeal.
-
-The time was evening—twenty hours after the quelling of the mutiny,
-and the three tenants of the upper bridge were the only human beings
-on any of the outer decks. On the midship grating stood a high-heeled
-quartermaster holding on to the spokes of the steam wheel, browsing on
-plug tobacco, and keeping his eyes mechanically fixed on the jumping
-compass card. Alternately climbing and descending athwartships as the
-bridge swung under him, the third mate took his sea constitutional in
-rubber thigh-boots, with hands thrust into the waistbelt of his breeches.
-As officer of the watch, every time he passed the binnacle he faced front
-and took a regulation peer round the foggy line of horizon, with an utter
-lack of interest. He was an elderly man, the third mate, and the sea held
-no more surprises for him, and no more interest, and no more pleasures.
-If ever he had ambition, he had lost it years since. His aim in life was
-to hold a position of small responsibility, and earn a monthly wage with
-the smallest possible outlay of exertion, either mental or physical.
-
-The remaining occupant of the bridge sat on a camp-stool under the lee of
-the weather dodger, with his red peaked beard on his chest, his slippered
-feet stuck out in front, his elbows crooked out behind him, and hands
-deep in his jacket pockets. Every time the third mate’s footsteps neared
-him his eyes opened, and for an instant flashed round to the right-hand
-angle of their orbits. Between whiles he slept. It was owing to this
-faculty of literally snatching moments of rest that Captain Kettle, at
-the end of his twenty hours’ spell on the upper bridge, was as fresh as
-though he had just got up from a clear night’s sleep. This watchfulness
-was necessary, for, as the experienced skipper was quite aware, fully
-half the hands would have gladly tossed him overboard if they could have
-grappled him without danger to themselves.
-
-Presently, however, he dropped his doze with a snap, and slewed round to
-face the head of the bridge ladder, entirely wakeful.
-
-A head showed itself, black-haired, with a clean-shaven, bright,
-determined face. The corresponding body followed—lean, tall, muscular.
-
-“Ah, Mr. Onslow, you’ve brought me some provender? Thanks indeed. What?
-Sandwich and tea? Couldn’t be better.”
-
-“I have whisky in my pocket.”
-
-“Not for me now. Wait till we get ashore, and then I’ll booze with any
-man to his heart’s content. The game I’m on now is like a boat-race—if a
-man wants to win he’s got to diet himself.”
-
-The third mate, to show to any chance onlooker that he was not in
-sympathy with the unpopular captain, planted himself in the angle of the
-lee dodger, which was the greatest distance that the ties of duty would
-allow him to depart. Kettle, with an acid grin, drew his companion’s
-attention to this move.
-
-“What’ll that chap do to-night when the fun begins?”
-
-“Bolt like a rat with the first alarm. He’d show pluck if he was paid for
-it, would my third mate; but not being paid, he’ll take the best care
-possible of his own ugly hide. He isn’t a fellow who’d ever like a tight
-corner for its own sake. There’s not an atom of the sportsman about him.”
-
-Onslow laughed. “You’re just the other way, Captain.”
-
-Kettle’s face clouded. “It’s a fact,” he said. “Times I am that way—curse
-my cantankerous luck.”
-
-“Your weakness in that direction came in handily for me yesterday.”
-
-“You’re right, Mr. Onslow, right all through. By George, I’d half a mind
-to chip in with these rogues and grab what I could. It was a tempting
-chance, and it would have been a deal more profitable to me than what I’m
-in for now. As for the honesty of the thing, there wasn’t a pin to choose
-between it and this racket of yours and Mr. Shelf’s. But it was that
-Dutchman’s gall that put me off. If he’d held his silly jaw, and if those
-other bladder-heads had let me understand I was to hold the pistol-hand
-over them, well, the _Port Edes_ would have coral rock spouting through
-her bottom plates this minute, and I’d be a man owning a matter of three
-to five thousand pounds. That’s putting it straight.”
-
-“So,” said Onslow, “I suppose I have to thank the said Dutchman for
-carrying a sound windpipe this minute?”
-
-“No,” replied Kettle thoughtfully, “I don’t think it. I fancy you’d have
-behaved reasonable over the new deal, and then I’d have stood by you.
-Especially,” he added slowly, as though from after-thought, “especially
-if those dogs thought that you’d have been safer out of the way. What,”
-he asked with a sudden frown, as though the subject annoyed him—“what
-have you been doing with yourself this afternoon?”
-
-“Physicking a sick fireman principally. The stokehold temperature was 105
-degrees, and as he amused himself drinking condensed water by the quart
-together, the somewhat natural consequence was cramp in the stomach. They
-sent him up by the ash-lift, and your steward dosed him with chlorodyne
-and laudanum, and tincture of rhubarb. The result wasn’t encouraging.”
-
-“Oh, there’s never any knowing what to do with a sick stoker’s inside.
-But one of those drugs ought to have fetched him.”
-
-“Perhaps one did; but the other two didn’t seem to fit his ailment.”
-
-“Well, he had them for nothing, so I don’t see what call he had to
-complain. I never saw such a crew for physic. They’ve drunk that big
-chest half dry as it is, and if I’d let ’em, they’d have drunk it three
-times over. What did you do to the chap? Fill him up on the same again,
-or try a pill? There’s ten sorts of pills in that chest, beauties some
-of them. You should have tried him on those little silver-coated chaps
-marked C. They’re regular twisters.”
-
-“Well, you see, he was twisted enough already, poor devil, and if it
-hadn’t been for the donkeyman holding him, he’d have been overboard
-through the ash-shoot to be rid of his misery. So as it was I gave him a
-tumblerful of raw whisky, and that seemed gradually to untie him again
-out of his knots.”
-
-The captain snorted. “You’re greener than I thought, Mr. Onslow. If we’d
-been going on, you’d have had half the crew sick on your hands for a dose
-of that kind. They’re bad enough after sour, square doctor’s physic, but
-for a tumbler of liquor and a spell of idleness, an old sailor would have
-an ear and three toes cut off any day. However,” he added, rising stiffly
-to his feet and stretching, “the chief and donkeyman’ll see he doesn’t
-malinger for long. They are none of them sweet on doing another man’s
-work, that gang. Heigh-ho! See that line of surf we’re bringing over the
-lee quarter?”
-
-“The Tortugas?”
-
-“The Dry Tortugas. There’s a Yankee convict station on one of them.”
-
-“Don’t mention it.”
-
-Kettle grinned. “We shall have made enough westing soon, and then our
-course will be pretty nearly due north, so as to dodge the Gulf Stream as
-much as possible, and,” he added, in a lower tone, “to get the ship as
-near as may be to your channel into Florida before we jettison the crew.”
-
-“We shall run into the ship tracks from all the northern Gulf ports to
-Europe.”
-
-“I know, and we must take our chance of not being spotted. For a western
-sea there’s a regular string of traffic tailing down to the Dry Tortugas.
-There you are, for one. Look at that old wind-jammer.”
-
-He jerked with his thumb towards a green-painted wooden Italian barque,
-which was squattering past less than a quarter of a mile away, right
-athwart the last rays of the windy sunset. She was driving merrily
-homewards, sending her bows into it till the seas creamed against her
-cat-heads and darkened her jibs with brine up more than half their
-height. She was methodically reducing sail, and a dozen many-hued,
-picturesque tatterdemalions were aloft on the fore-topgallant yard
-hammering the struggling canvas into the gaskets.
-
-“The cowardly Dagos,” said Kettle; “that’s always their way. Snug down
-to topsails as soon as it gets dark, even if there’s only a cat’s-paw
-blowing. By James! with a breeze like this I’d be carrying royals on that
-old tub. And yet,” he went on, with his beard in the heel of his fist,
-and his eyes gazing out over the tumbling waters—“and yet they say there
-used to be poetry in a craft of that sort, whilst there never was, and
-never will be, with a steamer. I suppose the reason is, that a poet has
-to be a man who knows nothing whatever about what he writes upon. I know
-that some chaps who string verses nowadays have been on a steamboat and
-smelt the smells of her, and seen her lines, and watched the men who do
-the work; and yet they make no poetry about it. But of the old crew who
-wrote about moaning harbor-bars, and fair white pinions, and lusty wooden
-walls, and trusty hearts of oak—why, they knew no more about the thing
-than a London bobby does of angels. And that, I suppose, was why their
-stuff is called poetry, and the lubberly old wind-jammers poetical. You
-give me a smart steamboat, Mr. Onslow; there’s all the romance on her an
-old sailorman’s got any use for; and he understands it, too, even if he
-can’t put it down on paper.”
-
-“I believe you’re right,” said Onslow thoughtfully, “and some day a new
-Dana or a new Michael Scott will come ashore from the upper bridge,
-or from an electric-lighted forecastle, or from a forced-draught
-engine-room, and show it to us plainly; whereupon we shall swear that we
-saw it for ourselves all along. But,” he went on, with a sudden frown,
-“for the present let that drift. You and I have enough to think of in our
-immediate present without speculating over a possible prophet which is to
-arise.”
-
-“We have; but so much must be arranged by the chance of the moment that
-I don’t see we can do much good by talking it over now. All arrangements
-that can be made ahead, I fancy we’ve got fixed up already. By the way,
-I suppose you are sure that your explosion in the forehold won’t be too
-big? It would be an awkward do for us if the old ship’s bottom was really
-blown out in sober earnest.”
-
-The sun had gone entirely out by this time, and the young moon was
-sailing high amid scurrying cloud-banks. In the white and shifting light,
-Patrick Onslow’s face looked pale and anxious.
-
-“You’re sure,” Kettle repeated, “it won’t be a case of the engineer being
-hoisted with his own thingammy?”
-
-“No, I’m not sure; and that’s what bothers me. You see, one couldn’t
-quite get an expert to measure out the precise necessary dose, and I’ve
-had to guess at it. I daren’t undercharge my bomb. If our explosion was a
-fizzle, and the crew didn’t get scared and run, why then they’d take her
-up to New Orleans whether we liked it or not; and she’d be examined. Then
-that intake valve couldn’t be missed, and it couldn’t be explained away.
-Man, as you know, the thing’s as big as a sluice-gate!”
-
-“All the bilge pumps in the Gulf of Mexico couldn’t make headway against
-that valve, once it was fairly opened. It’s the quickest and cleverest
-way of scuttling a steamboat I ever heard of or read about. But I don’t
-quite see how the valve is going to be turned.”
-
-“You leave that to me.”
-
-“You seem used to the game,” said Kettle, with a half sneer.
-
-“No, I’m not,” returned the other quickly. “I’ve never had my fingers in
-anything so ugly or so dirty before; and because I don’t want to have
-the experience over again, I’m going to make this turn to a big profit,
-or get killed in the trying. I’m tired and sick of this wild, bucketing
-life. A woman drove me to it; but I believe, if I had the means to settle
-down in comfort now, I could forget all about her, and wake up other new
-interests.”
-
-“Well,” said Kettle, “I hope we may each of us buy a farm out of this
-racket; but, I tell you straight, I’m not over sweet on the chances. To
-begin with, you and I can’t handle this steamboat alone. It’s an absolute
-certainty we must have another hand to help us. You’ll have to take
-the wheel and pilot her through if you can, though that’s a mighty big
-job for one man, and the odds are about ten to one you’ll pile her up
-somewhere. I’ve got to be below. At a pinch I might drive the engines,
-though I don’t know much of the trade; but I can’t do that and fire six
-two-hole boilers, and wheel coals out of the bunkers as well. Now, I
-think the donkeyman is the chap we want. He understands his way about
-down there, he’s as strong as a winch, and I fancy he knows which side
-his biscuit’s margarined.”
-
-“Yes, I’m with you there. We’ll have the donkeyman if he’ll come.”
-
-“Then why not sound him now?”
-
-“Because I’ll hint of this infernal scheme to no one till it’s fairly
-ablaze. Man! if a ghost’s whisper of it got about, the crew would rise
-and grab us, pistols or no pistols. They have that amount of scare in
-them they’d walk straight up to a Maxim gun. They’d trample us out of
-existence before we could fairly look round. No, my neck itches enough as
-things are at present; and if another on board now besides you knew what
-was going to be done to-night, I should feel a bowline noose inside my
-collar, with half a dozen hangmen beginning to tug at it.”
-
-“See here, Mr. Onslow,” said the shipmaster, “are you getting sorry you
-came out on this trip?”
-
-The other laughed harshly. “Sorry? Whatever have you got in your head
-now? If I do a thing, I do it with my eyes open, and I make a point of
-never indulging in useless regrets afterwards. No, Captain Kettle, I’m
-going through with this matter, whether it succeeds or it fails; whether
-it is brought about without injury to a single human soul, or whether
-it costs the last pant of breath for every one in this ship. But I own
-to you I am nervous. The only things which we can be sure will happen,
-are the unexpected; and we can’t prepare for those; and the want of
-preparation may ruin us.”
-
-“It’s a big gamble,” assented Kettle, “and I wish I could say, ‘May the
-Lord defend the right!’ But I can’t, and you can’t, and, least of all,
-Shelf can’t. It’s a devil’s job anyway, and he don’t always stand by his
-men. The only thing is, even Nick can’t diddle my wife and kids out of
-the insurance I made for them; so, personally speaking, I don’t much care
-what happens. You go below to your room now, and get a caulk of sleep.
-You’ll want it. And, first, if you please, I’ll shake hands with you.
-We’ve never done it before, because a nod’s been enough other times; but
-this is different. You’re a decentish sort; and I fancy if that woman
-hadn’t meddled, you wouldn’t have been shipmates here with me to-night.”
-
-They exchanged a quick handgrip, each looking rather ashamed of himself;
-and then Onslow went down the bridge ladder whistling, and Owen Kettle
-resettled himself on his camp-stool. When next they met, the tragedy of
-the _Port Edes_ would have begun, and in it perhaps both would die by any
-out of ten violent deaths.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.
-
-A DERELICTION.
-
-
-Eight bells—midnight.
-
-The look-out in the crow’s-nest forward chanted his last melancholy
-“All’s well!” and gave way to the relief from the next watch. He climbed
-down by the cleats in the iron mast, and went to the starboard door in
-the forecastle. Other men followed him, jumping like cats along the
-streaming decks; and others came a little later—dingy fellows with
-neckclouts like dishcloths, who went in at the port door; these last
-being the goats of shipboard, the firemen and trimmers, who were divided
-off from the more high-caste deck-hands by a fore-and-aft bulkhead.
-
-The third mate and the quartermaster, too, from the upper bridge, were
-replaced by another quartermaster and another mate; and they also went
-to the places appointed for them, and the snores of their breathing soon
-rattled against the bunk coamings. Only two men on the _Port Edes_, who
-were not on the roster of duty, stood that windy morning’s first watch.
-Under the lee of the canvas shelter Captain Kettle sat huddled on his
-camp-stool in a style which no man could distinguish with certainty
-between wakefulness and sleep; and below in his room, which opened off
-the main cabin, and was next the treasure-chamber, Patrick Onslow was
-dabbling in something which the laws of nations would stigmatize as
-felony, and that of complex degree.
-
-There were two berths in the room—the upper one against the window
-port, which he slept in, and the lower, which contained two spread-out
-portmanteaus. Beneath this last were drawers in which the captain’s
-steward kept table linen, disused corks, the carpet which the chart-house
-sported in harbor, and other articles of ship’s use. Onslow had two of
-these drawers out on the floor, and from the recess of their site had
-drawn two fine green-silk-covered wires.
-
-He disentangled the coils, taking care to avoid a kink, and then
-unscrewed the porcelain switch which governed the room’s electric lamp.
-Beneath were certain pieces of metal embedded in vulcanite.
-
-Patrick Onslow gave his arms a preliminary stretch, a bare wire terminus
-in each hand. His fingers were trembling, as whose would not have been in
-the same situation?
-
-He noticed it, and commented to himself on the circumstance: “That’s
-excitement, I suppose—excitement pure and understandable. Not being a
-man of stone, I can’t help being thrilled with the majesty of the moment,
-the sublime vagueness of my knowledge of what will happen when a current
-flashes through these wires. I’m not a coward. People who write about
-other men’s feelings when Death is beginning to paw them on the shoulder,
-write mostly from the imagination; and, so far as I’ve seen, they all do
-it wrong. I’ve been there; I’ve felt the old man’s bony touch more than
-once; and so I know. A man isn’t of necessity terrified; phantoms of his
-past deeds do not invariably flash before him; nor does he always lose
-his nerve, and move like a cheap automaton. I can’t speak for others;
-but what I personally have felt has been a dull carelessness for what
-is going to happen, and a curiosity about what will come afterwards. It
-seems to me that a thinking man, with the ambition of a mouse, should
-never fear death, because once dead, he becomes wiser than all the living
-remnant of the human race. There are men, I know, whom physical danger
-turns into a helpless mass of palpitating nerves. Shelf, for instance,
-is one of those. By Jove!”—he smiled grimly—“by Jove! I’d give a finger
-to have Theodore Shelf in my shoes just now, and force him to couple
-these wires, and spring the mine with his own fat, white fingers. I
-believe—yes, I verily believe the experience would turn him honest. Ah,
-there goes one bell. Time’s up.”
-
-Through a lull in the wind, the tenor clang of the ship’s bell came
-down to him, and on its heels, more dimly, the look-out’s dissyllabic
-assurance in the dismal minor key that he was awake, and had nothing to
-report.
-
-Then Patrick Onslow made connection, and sent through the green-silk
-covered wires a current direct from the steamer’s dynamo; and on that
-moment was thrown against the iron roof of the state room as though the
-infernal machine had exploded beneath his very feet.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The camp-stool was kicked into the air, the wet canvas dodgers shed water
-in streams, and Captain Owen Kettle fell spread-eagled on the planking
-of the bridge. From the hatch in the fore-deck before him had sprung
-a volcano of ruddy flame spurting through vast billows of smoke; the
-iron plating round it buckled and split; and the whole steamer gave a
-trembling, frightened leap. Presently, from the black, windy night above,
-there fell an avalanche of _débris_ which smote the steamer and the water
-round, like canister-shot from a distant cannonade.
-
-Then came a thumping jar from the engine-room, repeated twice over; and
-then the engines stopped.
-
-“My God,” thought Kettle, “he’s overshot the mark! If she’s broken down,
-we’re done for.”
-
-But for all that he did not lose for an instant his presence of mind or
-instinct of command; but, picking himself up, clapped a stumpy leaden
-whistle between his lips and blew shrilly.
-
-At first no one answered his summons. From the forecastle, from the
-stokehold, from aft, came the ship’s company, making by instinct for
-the high land of the bridge deck; and from his eminence the little
-captain scowled down upon them and swore. It is not a wholesome sight
-to see grown men screaming through sheer terror; and the sooner they
-are dissociated, either by words or blows, from this frame of mind, the
-more they will be able subsequently to respect themselves. By dint of a
-vinegar tongue, and suggestive movements towards a pair of implements
-which bulged his jacket pockets, Kettle drove a gang of five to set the
-mizzen trysail to keep the steamer head to sea. She was rapidly losing
-her way, and if she broached-to beam-on with that heavy sea running, the
-lower decks would be filled with green water continuously, and that,
-with such a gaping rent where the hatch had been, meant simply a rapid
-swamping.
-
-Then the captain looked round him, seemingly for a messenger. The mate
-of the watch hung on to the handle of the engine-room telegraph, which
-still pointed to “full speed ahead,” looking dazed and helpless. The
-quartermaster’s hands were mechanically sawing at the spokes of the
-wheel, but it was equally evident that he also did not know what he was
-doing. Just then Onslow raced up the bridge ladder three steps at a time.
-
-“Ah,” cried Kettle, “now you are a man who can keep his head in a bit
-of a fluster, and by James you’re the only one on board. Just tumble
-forward, will you, and get down into that hold? See what’s wrong.”
-
-Onslow nodded and turned to go without a word. From two or three of the
-men a thin cheer rose as he passed them, and before he had gained the
-bottom of the ladder on to the iron lower deck, half a dozen were on the
-top rungs after him. Sailors will seldom refuse to follow when a superior
-shows the way; and besides, these fellows were getting over their first
-panic, and were beginning to be ashamed of themselves for giving way to
-it.
-
-The mizzen trysail was not then set, and because the steamer’s way had
-left her, she was falling off into the trough, and rolling bulwarks under
-to every sea. She was shipping water fast. The creaming, solid masses
-sluicing across the deck-plates smote the men breech high with the weight
-of rams; and he who, when the waters were upon him, left his hold, would
-have been swept like a cork to leeward. But, by the hatch-coamings, the
-winches, and odd wet streamers of rope, they clawed their way forward,
-and cowered round the great hole made by the explosion, holding there by
-the edge of the twisted, riven plates. The seas creamed over their heads,
-falling in noisy cascades into the blackness below, and from out of that
-darkness, above all the bellowing of wind and the clanging of iron and
-the other din, came a sodden whistling of water, which seemed to confirm
-the worst fears.
-
-“Pooh!” said some one, trying to be cheery, “that’s only the small sup
-she’s shipped since the hatches were blown off. The bilge pumps’ll soon
-kick that drop overboard.”
-
-“Guess you lie,” said another, with a weary shake of the head.
-
-Then the ink of the heavens overhead was splashed with a vivid fork
-of lightning, and the men saw Onslow, with his face as white as his
-teeth, lowering himself over the brink, and gripping with his knees a
-twisted iron pillar below. The light above slapped out, and within the
-dim, jagged outline of where the hatch had been all was blackness. And
-overhead the thunder rumbled like the passing of a Titan’s gun-train.
-The men shivered. One of them, an old, white-haired able-seaman, was
-physically sick. And meanwhile the _Port Edes_ rolled through forty-two
-degrees, and the Gulf water flowed in green and black over each bulwark
-alternately.
-
-The men hung over the dark abyss of the hatch listening intently, and
-above the noises of the gale they could hear the sullen wash of water in
-the hold growing heavier and more sullen with every roll. Another flash
-of lightning blazed out overhead, painting white the shaft of the hatch,
-and showing at its foot a muddy sea, full of floating straws, and barrel
-staves, and litter. Onslow was out of sight. And the lower hold was
-afloat almost to its deck-beams.
-
-But presently the explorer returned, swimming rather than walking—as
-another flash showed them—and he leaped to the battens which made the
-stairway to overhead with the haste of a man who knows that the waste of
-moments may well cost human lives. The men clustered about him round-eyed
-as he gained the deck for a word of what he had seen, but he brushed
-through them roughly and made for aft. It seemed to them that no spoken
-sentence could have given a worse report of what had befallen than
-this mute action. The fellows knew that officers always made the best
-of everything, if there is a best to be made; and so the silence was
-terribly suggestive.
-
-At the same moment, as if to confirm their worst fears, the steamer took
-a heavy sea clean over her forecastle head; and above the din of the
-water, as it came cascading down into the lower deck, there arose wild
-cries of, “She’s sinking!” “Her bottom’s blown out!” “She’s settling by
-the head!”
-
-Yelling these tidings, the men scampered back to the bridge-deck, where,
-saving for the few driven off to set the mizzen trysail, all the rest of
-the steamer’s complement were collected.
-
-“She’s settling by the head! It’s making a clean breach over her this
-minute! She’ll be down with us if we don’t look quick!”
-
-Then another voice cried: “Let the foul old tramp go to hell by herself.
-She shan’t drown me, for one, while she’s got a boat that’ll swim. Come
-along, boys!” Whereupon a mixed half-dozen of deck-hands and firemen made
-a rush for the foot of the upper bridge ladder.
-
-At the head of that ladder stood Captain Kettle, grinning like a tortured
-fiend. The crew were acting precisely as it had been planned that they
-should act. They were doing what a laboriously-formed plot had compelled
-them to do. But at that moment the little captain’s weakness for battle
-nearly got the better of him, and was within an ace of making him
-attempt to upset the entire apple-cart. The idea of his men—the despised
-all-nation rabble, whom he had brow-beaten into subjection all across the
-broad Atlantic—taking the initiative into their own hands now, was too
-much for him to swallow in a single dose. Sooner than submit, he would
-have ruined everything ten times over. Consequently he drew on the first
-man who advanced up the ladder, and his eyes lit up with the steady,
-passionless glare of slaughter.
-
-The fellow was brave enough—desperate, too, as a man could be—but upon
-certain death he hesitated to advance. Indeed, when Kettle, coming down
-the ladder himself, thrust him furiously back with a black pistol muzzle,
-he retreated to the bridge-deck, as did those who were with him.
-
-But the other men of that worthy crew had no mind to be tyrannized over
-any longer when the steamer was momentarily settling down under their
-feet, and drowning was an immediate question. By the funnel stays and by
-one another’s backs they swarmed on to the top of the fiddley, and thence
-gaining the boat platforms, set about cutting adrift the grimy awnings
-with their knives, and clearing away the tackles and falls. They shipped
-rudders and fitted the plugs, and one or two, with more forethought than
-their frightened fellows, shouldered the boats’ water-breakers and took
-them aft to where the condenser-tap gave upon the lower deck.
-
-Kettle did not interfere. He had held the bridge-deck ladders against
-all comers, and in some cranky way felt that his honor was unsmirched.
-But he gave no help, no hint, no further order, and surveyed the scene
-with folded arms and a sour, thin smile. Patrick Onslow, being moved by a
-different set of feelings, acted more humanely.
-
-“Take time, men,” he sung out coolly, “if you will be cowards and leave
-the ship. I don’t think she’ll sink—at any rate not yet.”
-
-The men had knocked away the chocks, hoisted the boats, and swung the
-davits outboard.
-
-“Keep your heads, you trembling idiots! Pass your painters forward
-before you begin to lower, and don’t lower till you’ve victualled the
-boats. You’ve at least a hundred-and-fifty mile run before you can make
-Charlotte Harbor, which is your best port with this wind blowing; and as
-like as not you’ll miss your road when you get inshore among the keys and
-reefs, and be a week getting there.”
-
-A few of the men, seeing the force of this, ran below and raided the
-galley and the steward’s store-room of what they could lay hands upon.
-But they only brought up one load of tins. They were frightened lest
-the others should in their terror go off without them. So they bundled
-their gleanings pell-mell on to the floor gratings, and, with a dozen
-men in each, the boats began to lower away. When they touched water,
-the falls were let go to overhaul as they chose, and then unhooked. The
-boats rode by their painters, swooping on one sea up to the level of the
-bridge-deck, diving twenty feet down in the next trough, and lying in
-very great danger of being stove to pieces.
-
-A man in each was standing by the painter, others were getting out oars.
-
-“Where’s the donkeyman?” cried some one.
-
-“And Mr. Onslow?”
-
-“And the skipper?”
-
-“Oh, in the boat.”
-
-“Then cast off. We’ve got all, and we must be clear of the ship before
-she founders, or she’ll take us down too in her wash.”
-
-The painters were slipped, and from either beam the steamer’s lifeboats
-diverged under the backing impulse of their oars. Out of sight of one
-another they dropped astern, and each picking a favorable chance, they
-slewed round in a pother of spray.
-
-Then they stepped their masts; and then, one under a jib, and the other
-under close-reefed lug, they drove away before the wind, leaving the
-setting of a course for after consideration.
-
-Steamer sailors are not used to small-boat sailing in a heavy sea, and it
-takes them some time to wear down the novelty of it. By a providence,
-there was the second mate in one, an old North Sea smacksman, to take the
-tiller, and an able seaman from the same school in the other boat, who
-was also competent to manage her. The boats were built for the weather,
-but they required handling; and excepting these two men, there were
-no others up to the task. The rest trimmed ship, some of them baling,
-some too frightened to do anything but cling on to a thwart—these last
-from the fireholds mostly—and with their complements in this danger and
-disorder, the _Port Edes’_ two lifeboats drove away into the night and
-the north-north-east.
-
-Three men on the steamer, from inside the chart-house, watched the boats
-go away; and one of them, the donkeyman, was wondering what kind of fool
-to call himself for being left.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII.
-
-THREE FOR TWENTY-SEVEN.
-
-
-“Now, my lads,” said Kettle, “you’ve got to hump yourselves, or we’ll
-have the steamer swamping beneath us. It’ll be touch and go, anyway. Mr.
-Onslow, you will have the deck all to yourself—after you’ve done your
-job on the forehold, of course; and you’d better jump lively after that
-at once. Every gill of water tells now, and it strikes me if we get very
-much more of the Mexican Gulf on board the decks will blow up, and she’ll
-go down like kentledge ballast.”
-
-Onslow darted away through the doorway.
-
-“And now, Mister Sullivan, understand that although I still continue
-to rate as skipper of this craft, for the present I’m going to work as
-fireman and coal-trimmer. You will be chief engineer; and I’m the sum
-total of your crew; and between us we’ve got to do the work of seven
-horses and one mule. Are the bilge-pumps clear?”
-
-“Yes, sor.”
-
-“And has she still a good head of steam?”
-
-“She has. None’s been blown off.”
-
-“Then pick up your feet and let’s go to your hardware shop and start in
-work.”
-
-“Wait a bit, sor,” said the donkeyman. “There’s things here I don’t
-understand. Aren’t the lives of us in beastly danger? Didn’t them boats
-go off because the steamer’s sinking?”
-
-“Do you,” retorted Kettle, “consider me one of those fancy sorts of
-maniac, who have no wish to survive the loss of a ship? I tell you I
-should have been drowned eight times already if that had been my lay. No,
-Mr. Chief, fair fight’s right enough, and I’d stand up to Nick in that,
-and value my life at less than a rice-mat; but, at other times, you bet,
-I’m no fool to chuck it away.”
-
-“But,” said the donkeyman, “what gets me’s this. If the blooming
-steamer’s bottom’s shot out, what’s the fun in messing with it? The
-Mexican Gulf will circulate through that hole longer than our bilge-pumps
-will run.”
-
-“You tire me,” said the little man. “Who said she’d her bottom blown out?
-I tell you this steamer was sunk a few plates above her usual trim—for
-reasons; and now we are going to pull her up again. See here, do you take
-the synch from me, Mr. Chief, and ask no more questions, and you’ll get
-told no lies. It’ll pay you. If you do as you’re bid aboard of me you’ll
-have sovereigns enough given you to work through the biggest spree that
-was ever spread out in a seaport town.”
-
-The big donkeyman appreciatively drew the back of a hand across his
-muzzle.
-
-“Ah, Captain dear,” he said coaxingly, “I’d just like to hear ye mention
-a figure.”
-
-“Call it two ten-pound notes.”
-
-“Then, be Christopher, I’m yer man for any piece of devilment in the
-calendar! Come along, Captain dear. ’Tis a melojious little man y’ are,
-for all they say against yez.”
-
-Meanwhile the steamer was becoming more and more waterlogged with every
-plunge and roll, and Patrick Onslow feared that his dangerous stratagem
-for driving away the crew had been carried too far. It seemed to him
-impossible that they could salvage her now. True, she was brought up to
-the wind by the after-canvas, and her rollings were not of such sickening
-strength; but the stern loomed high in the wild night air, and the bows
-lunged deep into every successive sea that rolled up from the stormy
-south, taking green water over the forecastle head in masses which
-scoured anchors and windlass to the naked iron.
-
-The wash found its way below through that jagged gap in the lower deck
-in crashing water-falls, and every moment, too, the opened valve beside
-her keel was gushing in fresh gallons to the swamping holds. Any larger
-sea which swept up now might well settle over her solidly, and launch
-her with bursted decks on to the sponges and the coral growths a hundred
-fathoms below.
-
-Some men, in the face of such conditions, would have been mazed,
-helpless—physically incapable, in the presence of that solitude, of
-making any necessary effort; for it is one thing to do a desperate matter
-before the eyes of an applauding crowd, and another when the Devil
-below is your only appreciative onlooker. It would have been beyond the
-capabilities of Captain Kettle, for instance. Onslow, however, was the
-one man in the million to whom the adventure was as meat and drink. If he
-succeeded, then the profit was his; if he failed, death would be useful
-to him; and anyway there was the wild excitement of the moment, which was
-a meal to be enjoyed, and one which nothing could snatch away.
-
-It was in this mood of mind that the man on whose actions the very
-outer-air existence of the _Port Edes_ depended left his fellows in the
-chart-house, and raced forward to where the jagged lip of the forehold
-hatch yawned to the swilling seas. Without lantern, without so much as
-a look before him, he lowered himself on to the twisted battens below,
-with the clean water raining on to him from above, and muddy wavelets
-squirting up from beneath; and then when the steamer gave a heavy send,
-and the more solid wash from the hold smote him heavily upon the thighs,
-he loosed his grip, and dived like a stone through the brimming shaft-way
-of the hatch.
-
-Seconds passed, a minute, two minutes, and still he did not reappear.
-Three minutes. Then the rounded outlines of something black rolled to the
-surface, and surged about limply with the swill of the water.
-
-For a while it stayed so; then, swung by a heavier pitch of the steamer,
-it was washed to the back of a stanchion, where it hung. The slopping
-water beneath ebbed steadily. The valve in the steamer’s bottom had been
-closed. Her bilge pumps were running at speed.
-
-During a whole hour Patrick Onslow lodged behind that iron pillar, a
-mere boneless mass of flesh and clothes; and then the pains of life came
-into him again with shivers and shudderings. The thin gray light of the
-dawn was filtering down through the jagged opening above when first the
-trembling lids slid from his eyeballs; but for still another thirty
-minutes he was a thing of no wit, breathing truly, but caring naught for
-all the world contained.
-
-Then a sucking, sobbing noise from the depths of the hold far beneath
-broke upon his ear, and the languid brain began to work. With an effort
-he sat up, dizzily holding to the pillar, trying to think where he was,
-and how ran recent history; and by degrees the details strolled back
-to him. Before, however, he had gathered all his senses, or a working
-quantum of strength, he had a visitor in the shape of the donkeyman, who
-clattered up over the decks with plate-shod boots, and crouched beside
-the gap above on knees and hands.
-
-“Have you been getting hurt, now?” inquired this new-comer.
-
-“About nine-tenths drowned, I fancy, if that counts. But I’m pretty near
-all right again now.”
-
-“Ye don’t look ut,” replied the donkeyman candidly. “Barrin’ the tan,
-ye’d be blue and lard color about the face this minute. But I feared
-there was something wrong through not seeing ye on the bridge, so I
-nipped into the chart-room and pockutted a whisky-bottle that was lying
-convenient—in case. Pull at the small end, sor.”
-
-The bottle was handed down, and Onslow lifted it, his teeth chattering
-against the nozzle like castanets; but the spirit drove up color into
-his face, and set the sluggish blood once more on its appointed journey
-through his limbs and trunk.
-
-“What has happened since I left you?” he asked.
-
-“Well, first, sor, the captain and meself had a little friendly
-discussion about what’s been happening, and came to a bit of a financial
-agreement. But I will say that I figured me new terms very low when I
-understood it was a thrifle of a conspiracy that ye wanted me to stand
-in at. And then, sor, we went below to the engine-room and turned steam
-into the bilge pumps, to heave this nasty slop of water overboard;
-after which, as chief, I set about making a thrifting repair to the
-low-pressure engine. Ye see, when that explosion took place, a bit of a
-casting jumped into the crank-pit, and got jammed there hard before they
-could stop her. I’ve had a fair do at elbow work, cutting it out cold;
-but it’s clear now, and she runs as sweetly as she did the day she left
-the shops. But oh, Mr. Onslow, I wish you could see the Old Man. The
-sight of that little chap, shoveling coals, and swearing, and tumbling,
-and burning himself, is enough to make the ghosts of some dead firemen I
-know about grin and dance sand-jigs in their graves.”
-
-The donkeyman was inclined to be garrulous, and evidently lusted for a
-considerable chat; but, with returning strength, Onslow’s anxiety grew
-on him again, and he climbed out on deck keen to be once more in action.
-His knees were tottery, and the donkeyman gave him an arm aft. But when
-he had climbed up the ladder and gained the bridge deck, he stood for a
-minute staring, and then threw up his hands and pitched forward on to the
-planking, as though a bullet had bitten the life in his brain.
-
-The big donkeyman also was startled. Out of the morning mists of the
-south there had come up a small center-board schooner of some fifteen
-tons—an oysterman, perhaps, in the season, and now a sponge-gatherer or
-a mere coaster. She was coming down over the seas dry as a gull, driving
-along under her boom foresail and jib.
-
-The donkeyman’s eye hung on her as she surged past the rust-streaked
-flank of the steamer, some twenty fathoms away, not because the sight
-of a little white-painted schooner was new to him, not because he was
-impressed by the danger to the _Port Edes’_ enterprise in her being seen
-by any alien eye, but on account of the tiny vessel being handled (in
-what to her was distinctly ugly weather) by so extraordinary a person as
-a young and pretty girl. No one else was on deck, and the girl sat on the
-coaming of the cockpit, tiller in one hand, tiller rope in the other, as
-unconcernedly as though she had been an ancient mariner, bred and aged in
-fore-and-afters.
-
-She was a girl, too, with looks much to the Irishman’s liking: with
-copper-red hair, whose ends blew out from beneath a green Italian’s
-nightcap; laughing, impudent features, with the color whipped up into
-warm pinks by the wind; a figure of pretty curves; and the shapeliest
-little brown fists in the world splayed on the tiller and gripping the
-restraining tiller-rope. She was fairly well up to the eyes in her
-steering, but she found time to throw an _œillade_ towards the steamer,
-which Mr. Sullivan answered with a yell intended to show his complete
-admiration, and a swirl of his greasy cap. It was then that Onslow fell,
-and the donkeyman took his eyes from the schooner, and picked him up and
-once more applied the whisky-bottle. “More drowned than I thought for!”
-he muttered. “It’ll be a pig’s mess for us if he goes ill.”
-
-But Patrick Onslow had not fainted through the effect of his recent
-struggle with death. It was quite another matter which had dealt him the
-sufficing shock.
-
-In the steerer of that little schooner he had seen the sister of the
-woman to whom he had once been affianced, who had discarded him for
-another man, who had driven him from a sedate English life to be a
-wanderer and a vagabond upon the face of the earth. His roamings had
-begun and continued only because the image of this one woman had refused
-to leave his thoughts; and the half-sarcastic nickname of “The Great
-Traveler” had been gained without any seeking on his part.
-
-Five long desperate years had passed since the blow fell upon him, and
-time was doing its work. He had begun to forget her; to promise himself
-that, this present enterprise accomplished, he would eliminate the
-past, and lead a different and cleaner life; and yet, here, on the most
-unlikely corner of God’s earth, her sister passed like a stage figure
-before his eyes—the sister from whom she was never parted.
-
-The shock came upon him as a thunderbolt from a blue sky. He had fancied
-her to be in England, Europe, Australia—anywhere but here. In his weak
-state the surprise was too great. Again the gush of the waters thundered
-in his ear; again the light faded from his eyes; and this time he dived
-into blank unconsciousness.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV.
-
-A PIRATES’ HARBOR.
-
-
-Windless swell and a burning sky. Ahead, broken palings of mop-headed
-tree-trunks growing straight across the sea; on one beam, scattered
-patches of white, where the surf crumbled over hidden coral reef; on
-the other, the bright blue water of the Mexican Gulf, with its yellow
-floating tangles of weed. A steamer lunging through the rollers at a
-small six knots.
-
-On her decks was visible one man, and one alone, and he was on the upper
-bridge, with his fists on the spokes of the steam steering-wheel. He
-was swaying with weariness, his eyes were dull and leaden, his cheeks
-were of an unwholesome yellow, because the tan would not let them turn
-pale white. Yet his task was one which put to the strain every piece of
-his alertness. He was taking a steamer drawing nineteen feet through a
-channel of whose very existence no man on earth besides himself had ever
-guessed; and already he was deep in sea-territory which the charts of
-1893 still mark as “unsurveyed.” He had vaguely found the channel some
-months before in an open boat, and written cross compass-bearings on the
-back of a crumpled envelope. These he carried in his head now, and used
-as the sea-marks closed; but they were a frail reed for much dependence.
-
-For such work a leadsman is an absolute necessity; and on board the _Port
-Edes_ a leadsman was an absolute impossibility. The remaining two of her
-manning were working as ten men to keep up any head of steam for her
-engines. And so Patrick Onslow took his soundings with eye and nostrils,
-as do some of the more ancient of the coaster folk; and instinct did not,
-upon the whole, serve him badly. Twice he scoured the steamer’s bottom
-plates over branching coral plants, which broke away with clattering
-jars, and let her through to deeper water ahead; and once he ran upon a
-tail of white sand, which pinned her just forward of ’midships. But he
-rang off the engines, waited till the scream of the escape-pipe showed a
-full head of steam, and then on a flowing tide put her full speed astern,
-and slid clear.
-
-The skipper in the stokehold below waxed blasphemous at the man who had
-“got the shore on board;” but he did not cease from shoveling coals;
-neither did the big donkeyman, save at those moments when the clang of
-the telegraph-bell called him to stand by the throttle or reversing gear
-in the engine-room.
-
-So the _Port Edes_ drew up this narrow, unknown sea-river, through the
-shallows which fill that bight of the S. W. Floridan coast, and the tired
-man who was governing her steered every hour with stronger confidence and
-duller consciousness. Now he held on to what was apparently an unbroken
-line of surf, where, if the steamer struck, she would be a stove-in
-wreck within the hour; but as she closed with it a passage opened out
-which took her through in clear water, although the yeasty surges of the
-backwash would leap like live things far up her sides, and scream and
-bellow through the scuppers. Now he dodged, with helm hard a-starboard
-one minute, hard to port the next, amongst an archipelago of unnamed
-keys, where the first mangrove trees were getting to work at building
-these outlying scraps of animal stone into part of the North American
-continent.
-
-Beyond was a broad, smooth lagoon, shimmering in the sunlight, dancing
-with little silver waves, and beyond, again, was a wall of woodwork
-growing in one solid mass of trunks from behind the tangle of slimy
-mangroves which sprawled along the water’s edge. Bare land was to be seen
-nowhere; all was blotted out by the rank luxuriance of the subtropical
-flora.
-
-The steamer held on her course athwart this placid sea-lake, aiming
-straight as a rifle-shot for what appeared to be the densest part of the
-forest. But as she neared it, an overlapping cape gradually distinguished
-itself from the rest of the greenery, and directly afterwards banks of
-milky sand opened out, with a gut of river between them.
-
-Onslow steered on, sitting upon the grating now, and holding the wheel
-one-handed by the lower spokes; and in the fat, hot stew of the stokehold
-below, Kettle and the donkeyman shoveled coal to the light of reeking
-slush-lamps and the tune of furnace-roar.
-
-The steamer, in grip of the river-stream, swung round the bights and
-twistings, finding deep water everywhere, though often she could not
-make the turn quickly enough, and bruised with her forefoot the slimy
-mangrove-stems which marked the bank. But the current was strong, and
-each time swept her clear, and those below were scarcely conscious of the
-graze.
-
-Knot by knot, the brine of the Mexican Gulf was being left behind, and
-the noises of the woods and odors of the trees and the swamps were
-closing in upon them. The swell fanning out from the steamer’s wake
-wetted the alligators in their basking-places behind the saw-grass;
-and the reek from her smoke-stacks scared the stilt-legged waterfowl
-afish in the shallows. She coasted round a bayou of black water, walled
-in by stern ranks of cypress-trees; she cut across another with
-graceful-leaved palmetto-scrub on either hand, and ragged cabbage-palms
-sprouting out from above. And then she swung again where the river
-forked, and steamed down a straight, unswerving water-line, which led to
-the very heart of the Everglades.
-
-But the pace was slowing now; slowing, indeed, till the steamer would
-hardly steer against the current, which ever and anon gripped her by the
-head or the tail, and carried her with sullen sheerings on to mangrove
-cluster or tree-clad bluff. And the reason was that the head of steam was
-failing. Captain Owen Kettle, as more Christian men have done before,
-ignored his own previous preachings when the application came in, and
-proved only human soon after he had taken up the _rôle_ of fireman.
-Driven half lunatic by the heat and the work, he kept dipping his lips
-in the water-bucket, and drinking heavy draughts. As a consequence, that
-unpoetical complaint, cramp in the stomach, overtook him at last, and
-tied him into those ungainly knots of torture which he had so frequently
-observed upon scientifically in others. But, as there was no one at
-hand to administer the heroic remedy of chlorodyne _cum_ rhubarb _cum_
-laudanum _cum_ pill, and give him something else to think about, in the
-original kind of knots he remained.
-
-The donkeyman, with a hearty Belfast curse, tried to do double work;
-but, as he had been laboring quite to the top of his strength for many
-hours previously, the effort did not meet with unqualified success. As
-anyone with less dogged, wooden pluck might have known, it is impossible
-for one man to fire a twelve-furnace steamer, wheel himself coal from the
-bunkers, and act as engineer and greaser when required, however great be
-the initial supply of brute force with which God has endowed him. Every
-time he wiped the wet from his eyes and looked at the steam-gauge, it had
-climbed down since the time before; and however furiously he might heave
-new fuel on to the caking clinkers, that jumping index would continue its
-downward crawl.
-
-The oiled rumbling of the engines slowed, and grew more sluggish, and
-then the ponderous cranks took to stopping on a turn, as though to
-gain strength for the next round. But this did not go on for long. The
-donkeyman felt a gentle heave of the foot-plates beneath him, and then
-a heel which was not recovered. “And begor!” said he, “the bucking old
-tramp’s tuk the ground at last, thanks be!”
-
-He pitched his shovel through a dull glowing furnace-door, and turned to
-where the little Captain was lying on the polished foot-plates, holding a
-yellow, flaring slush-lamp before him to see through the stifling, dusty
-gloom.
-
-“Gum!” he exclaimed, “the Old Man looks pretty sick. I’ll crane him up in
-the ash-lift.”
-
-This he did, and took his commanding officer into the main cabin, where
-the air was bright and baking, and the mosquitoes were biting like dogs.
-Then, throwing back the lid of the medicine-chest (which stood beside
-the door into the companion way), he gazed appreciatively at the rows of
-bottles, unstoppered one or two and sniffed at their contents, and then
-slammed down the lid again as a thought struck him.
-
-“No,” he said, “I’m blistered if I do! Red Kettle wouldn’t give me physic
-last time I thought I’d like a dose, an’ now I’ll see how he fancies
-getting round on nothing. Fair play’s a jool. I’ll just report to the
-pilot, an’ then turn in.”
-
-The “pilot,” however, when the donkeyman had wearily hauled himself on to
-the upper bridge and stood by his side, proved to be so dead asleep that
-no amount of shouting or shaking would wake him. Even the flies did not
-make him wince.
-
-“Sor, wake or ye’ll be sunstrook, if ye’re not that already. Rouse, sor;
-I can’t lug ye below, an’ I can’t rig an awnin’. I’m too tired to spake
-again; but if yez stay here ye’ll fry like a rasher an’ be ate by flies.
-There’s a whopping skeeter in each of yer eyeholes this minut, an’ a kind
-of a locust browsing on the end of yer snout. Listen! I’m knockin’ wid a
-boot-toe on yer ribs. Well, man, now, if ye won’t listen to reason, it’s
-just leavin’ yez I am to stew in yer own juice.”
-
-The donkeyman clumped heavily back down the ladder, and went with weary
-steps aft along the bridge-deck towards his own place. But at the break
-of the deck he paused, spread his grimy, shiny elbows on the rail, and
-indulged in a thin, small whistle.
-
-“Now here,” he soliloquized, “we have come, as the skipper remarked,
-up an unbeknown drain, to which man’s improvements have not been
-introjuced, and there’s callers turning up already. That was the nose
-of a gaff-taups’l squintin’ between those treetops down-stream a minute
-ago, or I’m a Dago. D’ye know, Mr. Sullivan, chief of the _Port Edes_,
-I’m beginning to think ye’d have got better value if ye’d gone cruisin’
-off by an’ large with the other boys in the lifeboats. Thrue, there’s the
-twenty one-pound notes to dhraw, and a daisy of a spree to have if ye can
-get anywhere to have ut; but ye’ve worked that wage out already, me son,
-an’ it rather seems as though there’s more laboriousness to follow.”
-
-He yawned cavernously. “’Tisn’t often I’d say ‘No’ to a bit of a
-scrimmage, but theatricals are not to my taste just now at all. Too much
-overtime ruins the sense of humor.”
-
-He yawned again, and blinked his eyes drearily. “You must turn in now,
-Mr. Sullivan dear, or ye’ll fall down here and be ate alive by the
-skeeters an’ other wild beasts of the forrust; and if the explorers who
-are underneath that white gaff-taups’l want to come aboard here and make
-throuble, so far as you’re concerned they’ll be let.”
-
-And with that the donkeyman staggered away to his room beneath the poop,
-sat over the edge of his bunk, and was snoring melodiously before his
-head and his heels were on the blanket.
-
-Meanwhile, a mile lower down, a small center-board sloop was turning to
-windward up the river, but making little headway against the current. A
-negro stood in her fore-scuttle, with his elbows on the deck. Two others
-sprawled on either side of him. A big white man lay spread-eagled on the
-top of the coach-roof of the cabin, and another stood in the cockpit
-steering.
-
-Of all the quintette, the man at the tiller was the only one who showed
-signs of energy, and his energy had sulphurous anger mixed with it. He
-was a bowed, shambling creature, with one eye red and the other missing,
-with long, hairy, ape-like arms, and with a dumb impediment of speech,
-which threw him into paroxysms of temper every second time he opened his
-lips. Once or twice, when his malady struck him voiceless in the middle
-of a sentence, the other white man laughed; and then, when his tongue
-served him again, the helmsman would break off from the text and rap out
-a stream of poisonous cursings.
-
-At last he climaxed these by the only vituperation which no American can
-listen to unmoved, and the man on the coach-roof dropped his indolence
-like a flash, and was on him before he could resist. The aggressor
-was lusty, and he shook the steersman as a big dog shakes a rat, with
-ponderous wrenches; and because the sloop carried a strong weather helm,
-when the tiller was let go, she ran up into the wind with her canvas
-slatting wildly.
-
-“You snake-mouthed little skunk! you’d say that to me, would you? I
-thought I learned you once before how far you might go. You’ve had one
-eye gouged for this game less’n a month back, and if you fling your
-twisted, stuttering tongue at me any more, by gum, I’ll pocket the other!”
-
-The blacks on the fore-deck chuckled and spluttered; but the big man hove
-an iron bucket at them, with curt command to “quit that ye-hawin’,” which
-they did with a yell and a sudden veiling of ivory. Then, by an indolent
-sprawling of the arms and legs, he gained his basking-place again on the
-top of the cabin-roof, and once more the steersman got the sloop under
-command.
-
-The next three boards were made in silence, save for the creaking of gear
-when she went about; and then the one-eyed man broke out again—
-
-“You’re sure it wasn’t a Government bo-o-o-at, Hank?”
-
-“Government be sugared! She wasn’t the right build, to start with.
-Besides, if Government knew this channel at all, you bet it’d be said
-so in all the papers. And _she_ did know it, or she wouldn’t have gone
-buzzing past at six knots without a leadsman. Seems to me someone’s
-split, and she’s some darned Britisher come to cut out our game for
-themselves.”
-
-“You tire me. Plume-hunting’s illegal by these bub-bub-blessed bird laws,
-and so’s selling whisky to Injuns. As it is, we’ve trouble enough to
-sneak in and out of the ’Glades in this sus-sus-sus-s-s-lip of a sloop,
-so how in snakes d’you expect they’d do it in a thousand-ton——”
-
-Here the man’s infirmity blocked his speech for a minute. He snarled out:
-“Oh, I’ve no use for a blank puttyhead like you!”
-
-Hank laughed, and put tobacco into his mouth. “Go it!” he said—“go it,
-right close to the end if you like; but bring up short of that, or I’ll
-gouge you, sure’s death!”
-
-The steersman grinned a spasm of fury. He longed much to use again the
-unpardonable phrase, but he forbore. He felt that his friend would be as
-good as his word. So he ceased from speech altogether, and a negro on the
-fore-deck enlivened the silence with the Jordan Hymn, giving full value
-to every possible shake and turn.
-
-A porpoise surged past them, making for the open after a day’s
-fresh-water fishing, and once or twice an alligator’s eyebrows and snout
-showed like knots of black wood floating up against the current, for
-this was territory where the skin-hunter’s rifle had not scared them
-altogether into night-work. The sloop’s pace up-stream was small and it
-was not till just before nightfall that she rounded a cape where high
-black pines stood up like soldiers on parade around the water’s edge, and
-there saw the intruder. The steamer was grounded on a sandbank athwart
-the stream, and lay, with a two-foot list, away from the current. Not
-until they were close aboard of her could those on the sloop see the gold
-lettering on her counter.
-
-“B-b-both lifeboats gone! Say, that’s rum!”
-
-“‘_Port Edes_, of London,’” Hank read. “_Port Edes_? I seem to know
-that name.” He swung his long legs down over the cabin doorway, and
-sat staring at his companion with open-mouthed wonder. “Hallo, Nutt!”
-he said, “what’s wrong now! I haven’t seen you wear that kind o’ face
-before. You couldn’t look pleaseder if I’d said your rich uncle had gone
-dead. There’s no pards of ours aboard of her, is there?”
-
-The one-eyed man’s face was lit up with an unholy joy. “Don’t you know?”
-he stuttered out. “The biz was in all the papers. That steamboat was
-bringing out half a million of sovereigns. Her port was New Orleans; and
-she’s got here. By gum, I s’pose they think they’re going to s-s-steal it
-all by themselves.”
-
-“Steal? What do you mean?”
-
-“Oh, you idiot! What would they come here at all for if it was all right?”
-
-“Who’s they?” inquired Hank.
-
-“I gug-gug-guess we shall know that soon,” returned the one-eyed man
-grimly. “Hi, you niggers there, forward! I s’pose you got razors hid
-somewhere in yer pants?”
-
-“Say,” drawled his friend, “you’d mebbe better go slow over this deal,
-Mr. Billy Nutt. The steamer does look asleep, but if you start making
-your self ugly too soon, somebody may wake up and pull off guns at us.”
-
-“I’ve been mum-mum-missed before.”
-
-“So’ve I, sonny. That’s why there’s all the more chance of being hit now.
-You go slow, Billy Nutt; just go slow. If they see that ugly face of
-yours and hear you talk, somebody’ll shoot, sure’s death.”
-
-“Shoot or no shoot,” retorted the man at the tiller, “I’m going to have
-some of their plunder before a dozen hours are over, or else be a deader.
-I never had a chance like this in all my life before, and I’ll never
-geg-geg-get another.”
-
-“You bet not,” agreed his friend. “Nor’ll I. That’s why I’ll stand in
-with you over this deal down to the last chip. I guess it’s the one soft
-thing I’ve been looking for all through a lifetime. I thought once I was
-going to make my pile out of breaking Monte Carlo. Then it was a corner
-in pork. Then we tried to stick up a mail train and raid the dollars out
-of the express car. But all these operations kinder weakened when it came
-to the point. I s’pose we didn’t put enough jump into them. But we’ll not
-get euchred for want of that here. No, siree. You and me, Billy Nutt, ’ll
-either come out topside over this deal, or else die in our boots. You
-hear me. I reckon,” he added, in a lower voice, “we can count well on the
-niggers, too. They’re not exactly a camp-meeting crowd. They’re toughs
-that a racket like this’ll suit as nat’ral as chicken-stealing.”
-
-He bent forward over the coach-roof and communicated the scheme to the
-negroes in a few words. The mobile African faces changed like children’s.
-They became savage and animal-like. The fellow who but a short while
-before had carried such a look of touching devotion as he trolled out
-the Jordan Hymn, ceased almost to be human. In a flash he had turned to
-a lustful, savage beast, with glinting yellow eyeballs, gripping a razor
-with one black paw and ready to grapple anything with the other. The
-veneer of American civilization had slid from him like some tattered
-wrap. He was a fitting specimen of the most dangerous “made” race of
-which this world can at present boast.
-
-Even Hank was half alarmed at the furies he had unchained. “See here,
-fellows!” he said, as an after-thought. “Just take care which way you run
-when we get aboard that steamer, and don’t get foul of Billy Nutt and me.
-If you try any of your blame’ nigger carving games on us, I guess you’ll
-turn into cold meat quicker’n you can wink. Nutt and me are the handiest
-men with guns in this section of Florida.”
-
-“All right, boss; no shirt!” said he of the razor.
-
-“Well, I was just telling you,” returned the big man. “And now, quiet,
-all hands. If we can slip aboard without anybody hailing us, it’ll be
-healthier for us, whatever it may be for other people.”
-
-Once more the noises of the forest, and the occasional creaking of the
-sloop’s gear, made up the only sounds; and from beyond the western
-treetops the brazen sun took a final glare at them before it dived to
-rest for the night. The negro who had been singing the hymn sat on the
-fore-deck, and stropped a razor on the bare sole-leather of his foot. The
-two white men re-charged their revolvers.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV.
-
-RESULTS IN LONDON.
-
-
-“How awfully ghastly!” said Amy Rivers.
-
-“Yes,” said Fairfax; “those anarchist people ought to be shot down like
-dangerous wild beasts whenever they open their mouths! Think of it! not
-only a fine ship, but half a million in specie, blotted out of existence
-by this murderous bomb! It will come fearfully heavy on some of the
-underwriters. There will be a black pay-day at Lloyd’s when they settle
-up over this. You never saw such excitement as there is in the City.
-Papers were selling at half a crown apiece!”
-
-“And is it certain that poor Mr. Onslow is drowned?”
-
-“I’m afraid, practically so. The two lifeboats were picked up next
-morning, and their crews taken into Mobile. When they came to count heads
-it was found that the captain and Onslow and one of the engine-room
-hands were missing. In the hurry of the escape they seem to have got
-into neither lifeboat. The telegram says that no other boat would have
-lived a minute in the sea that was running at the time, even if one had
-been lowered. And the mate, who writes, does not think that this was
-even attempted, because the _Port Edes_ sank before the two lifeboats
-had driven out of sight. We had a private cablegram at the office before
-I left, and that told how other steamers crossing that part of the Gulf
-had been on the look-out, but up to then not even so much as a scrap of
-wreckage had been sighted. So I fear it is past a doubt that she sank
-like a stone in deep water, and took those poor fellows down with her.”
-
-“It is horribly sad, especially when one remembers what I heard this
-morning, Hamilton. The girl Mr. Onslow went wild about six years ago is
-out in Florida this minute, and free. Duvernay, the man she married,
-died six months ago of malarial fever. You know Mr. Onslow was engaged
-to her just after he left Cambridge and went as an _attaché_, and was
-desperately fond of her, as I imagined he could be; and when her people
-forced her into marrying the other fellow, he threw up his post and
-wandered into all the most out-of-the-way corners of the earth to try
-and forget things. What makes me so interested is this: I’ve just found
-out that she was a Miss Mabel Kildare before she was married, and when I
-was a child I used to know her sister Elsie very well indeed. In fact,
-I believe we were some sort of cousins, and for half a year we had the
-same governess together, and were as intimate as two children could be.
-Then her sister married Mr. Duvernay, who had a colonial appointment, and
-Elsie went with them abroad, and we dropped completely out of touch with
-one another. Strange, isn’t it, that I should hear of her again the same
-day that brings news of poor Mr. Onslow’s death?”
-
-“It’s a small world this,” said Fairfax, sententiously, “and coincidences
-are the commonest things in it. I suppose in a novel the pair of them
-ought to have come together, and forgiven the past, and married, and
-settled down in a villa residence with ivy and clematis attachment, and
-lived happily ever afterwards. Unfortunately, real life is balder and far
-less romantic.”
-
-“You seem out of spirits,” said his _fiancée_, linking her fingers over
-his arm.
-
-“I suppose I am. To begin with, this _Port Edes_ business isn’t
-calculated to enliven one; and then, on the top of that, I’ve had
-another taste of your blessed guardian’s business methods, which has
-nearly sickened me out of the office altogether. You know about this
-‘Brothers Steamship Company’ which he is trying to float? Well, we
-had a preliminary meeting to-day—quite a thousand people, and all,
-comparatively speaking, poor. They were, for the most part, the gang he
-preaches to on Sunday, with a sprinkling of skippers out of work, and
-other sea-faring folk who had saved a trifle of money.
-
-“Shelf commenced the business with prayer, which is right enough at its
-proper time, but struck me as being particularly out of place there.
-The audience, however, groaned approval, and their confidence in the
-man seemed to be strengthened. He followed this up with a clever speech
-about the profits to be made out of the modern sea-carrying trade, and
-enlarged upon the notorious fact that the losses of the business largely
-arose from the lack of interest on the part of the ship-masters and other
-officers. This last, he said, would be entirely removed in the Brothers
-S. S. Co., because, by the articles of association, no man would hold a
-responsible position on any one of their vessels who was not an actual
-shareholder of the company. And then he pointed out that there was an
-eight per cent. dividend guaranteed on preference stock, and a certain
-fifteen or eighteen per cent. on the ordinary, and wound up with another
-dose of cant. The company, he said, would not be alone content with
-earning income for its bond-holders; it would have as its equal object
-the spreading of the Gospel and the civilization of England to the
-uttermost parts of the globe.
-
-“Then the meeting cheered and amenned, and wrote out an application for
-10,000 £5 shares then and there in the room on forms which were handed
-round; and down your blessed guardian went on his knees again, and prayed
-for grace to bless his efforts; and when the poor fools dispersed, Mr.
-Theodore Shelf and I drove back to the offices.
-
-“‘Look here,’ I said to him; ‘you’ve put me down on the directorate of
-this thing with a salary of £1000 a year. I want to resign.’
-
-“‘What on earth for?’
-
-“‘Oh! Shall we say I haven’t sufficient loose money to take up enough
-shares?’
-
-“‘But,’ he said quickly, ‘you needn’t take up many. You can draw your
-first quarter’s salary and pay that back to the company’s bankers on your
-first call. That will qualify you.’
-
-“‘No,’ I said, ‘I’m not going to do that. I’m going to be mixed up with
-this new company in no degree whatever. Flatly, I don’t believe in the
-thing one bit. It’s a notorious fact that freights are so low just now
-that thousands of tons of shipping is laid up because it can’t be run at
-a profit; and if you put more in commission, freights will tumble down
-still lower.’
-
-“‘You speak from your ignorance,’ he said. ‘I should remind you that I
-am by far an older man, and have a much deeper experience. The business
-of Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf is a lasting monument of what my humble
-talents can accomplish, and you will some day see for yourself the
-newer company on an equal footing. Did you not notice what enthusiastic
-confidence in its prosperity those humble friends of mine showed this
-afternoon?’
-
-“‘A fat lot they know about the shipping business,’ said I. ‘In the
-mood you worked them up to, they’d have believed in an advertising
-stock-broker’s circular if only there were a text at the head of the
-page.’
-
-“Shelf pulled the check-string, and his brougham stopped against the
-kerb. ‘Mr. Fairfax,’ said he, ‘your attitude pains me. Let us part here
-for the time, and let us both pray that when next we meet you may be in
-a more Christian mind.’ Whereupon out I stepped, and came along here
-to Park Lane. Amy dear, I don’t like the look of things at all. The
-other business, the ‘Oceanic Steam Transport Company,’ as it is called
-officially, is by no means in a healthy condition, and, remembering that,
-it seems to me that starting this new company is something very nearly
-approaching a swindle. I believe that Theodore Shelf is finding out that
-he is in low water, and is getting desperate.”
-
-“I don’t know about the last,” replied the girl, thoughtfully; “but as
-for being in low water, there I think you are wrong. Every week here
-they seem to spend more money than they did the week before. Mrs. Shelf
-was at a picture sale yesterday, and bought two old masters at four
-thousand guineas apiece, and it isn’t likely she’d throw away that sum
-on what is absolutely and entirely a luxury unless money were pretty
-plentiful with her.”
-
-“It can’t go on at this pace,” said Fairfax. “I know what the limits of
-the business are, and I’m certain it can’t stand the drain on them which
-all this gorgeousness must entail. Last year the profits were almost
-nil, and yet did Mrs. Shelf retrench at all? Not a bit. She goes in for
-more and more display every week she lives. This pace must bring about a
-wreck, and if the ‘Oceanic Steam Transport Company’ goes down, it is an
-absolute certainty that this new ‘Brothers Company’ will be swamped with
-it.”
-
-“And then?”
-
-“More than a thousand poor people, for the most of them old, will find
-that the savings of a lifetime have vanished into nothingness before
-their eyes. It is an awful thing even to think such a suspicion against
-a man; but the idea is growing upon me, and Theodore Shelf saw what I
-thought when he showed me out of his brougham this afternoon.”
-
-“Then what,” asked the girl in a horrified whisper, “will you do?”
-
-“Nothing. What can I do? To breathe a word of it aloud would be a libel;
-and if I did not get sent to jail, they would pack me off to Hanwell as
-a malicious madman. Shelf’s name is as good as a banknote in the City
-this day, and, for everybody’s sake, I trust that I have wronged him
-foully, and that it may always continue so. But, Amy dear, I have a heavy
-foreboding on me that in less than half a year’s time there will be a mob
-of wretched people shooting themselves or going to the workhouse because
-he has ruined them, and they haven’t the pluck or the thews left to
-commence life afresh.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI.
-
-FOR THE BIRTHDAY LIST.
-
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf was a _gourmand_ of the first water. He preached most
-violently against all people who drank to excess, and seemed scarcely to
-discriminate between these and other people who were decorously moderate.
-He included them all in one sweeping anathema, and rammed home his
-charges with countless texts always once a Sunday, and usually on several
-weekdays as well. He was a powerful exhorter in his own particular narrow
-groove, was Mr. Theodore Shelf, and a vast number of people believed in
-him, and put out their savings to usury under his directions.
-
-But he was, as I say, a _gourmand_ of note. He paid his _chef_ £300 a
-year, and would have thought himself permanently injured in constitution
-if his truffles by accident happened to be English, and not from Perigord
-Forest. He over-ate himself habitually, and made no particular disguise
-about it. There is no influential society to make a national sin of
-bestial over-feeding, or otherwise Mr. Theodore Shelf would doubtless
-have posed as an ascetic in public, and—kept biscuits and a jar of _foie
-gras_ beside the brandy-bottle in the safe. There wasn’t a man in England
-who knew better how to get the votes of his clique, and their influence,
-and the handling of their money. There was not a man in Europe less
-inclined to mortify the flesh or undergo exertion without adequate return.
-
-He was not a vastly clever man, if one came to add him up. He had climbed
-from a humble clerkship to a very giddy eminence by the nice exercise
-of three strong faculties. He had great discrimination, he was a quick
-thinker, and he was brilliantly unscrupulous.
-
-When he saw a move that would eventually pay him, he had the wit to
-single it out in an instant from a thousand others, and decide on the
-road which led to his own personal profit. Then he disregarded the sneers
-of the well-dressed crowd—rather courted them, in fact, when they enabled
-him to pose as a martyr—and went in for the project heart, tongue, and
-soul. He could put such beautiful unction into the performance that
-even the most bigoted of the enemy never thought of questioning his own
-personal sanctity; and meanwhile the great earnest mob of his followers
-were chorusing the man’s praises with fervor and fanatical zeal.
-
-It has been stated that Mr. Theodore Shelf was a man entirely wanting
-the saving salt of humor. But this I think is wrong. When he was alone he
-would take George on his knee, and whisper in that small animal’s ear,
-and call up a sardonic expression amongst the smug, sanctimonious lines
-of his face that was not carried there in outer life. At times, too, he
-would even laugh—a new, gleeful laugh; far different from the saintly
-reproving smile which was the only sign of mirth that ever illuminated
-his features before a more talkative confidant. But then George was
-taciturn; he could express whole pages by one quick pucker of the nose
-and half a tail-wag; and he was never known to gossip. Perhaps it was
-because he made such a prodigiously safe confidant that Mr. Theodore
-Shelf was so fond of George.
-
-In social standing George was not a gentleman. Nature had intended him
-for the professional extinction of rats, and given him a preternatural
-gutter cleverness. Fate had him surrounded with affluence and regular
-meals. The pursuit of rats was forbidden him; battles with canine
-acquaintances were discouraged; and his one dissipation was sneaking
-away from his residence and making love to the barmaid in an adjacent
-public-house in return for biscuits and sugar. As a general result he
-waxed portly, and could look upon most kinds of rascality with a lenient
-eye, and perfectly understood why Mr. Shelf’s private brandy-bottle
-lodged in retirement from the public view.
-
-Now, Mr. Theodore Shelf’s dinner parties—as sent up by the inventive
-and excellent _chef_ aforesaid—were celebrated all over London, which,
-despite all the charges laid against it by Continental neighbors, is
-a city which does contain some people who appreciate the exquisite in
-food. Shelf, who despised no means of furthering his material interests,
-naturally traded upon his celebrity in this matter, and distributed his
-dinner invitations with a keen eye to some adequate return. But he was
-usually content to leave the actual making-up of all parties to his wife.
-He could quite trust her in this matter. She was not likely to expend a
-single cover uselessly. She had a wonderfully nice appreciation of the
-main chance. A clever woman, Mrs. Shelf.
-
-On the night of the day that the Brothers Steamship Company was floated
-she had arranged a dinner-table at her house which is destined to live
-down through time. There was a great Cabinet Minister present, who, as
-the chief guest, took her down to dinner; and there was also in the room
-the Ambassador from one of the greater Continental Courts, with whom the
-Minister had, after dinner, ten minutes of quiet, informal talk in the
-corner of the drawing-room. That talk laid the groundwork of a certain
-international agreement, afterwards elaborated, which has never yet been
-made public. But some day it will be sprung upon Europe with a crash, and
-a whirlwind of wonder; and then the papers will refer to Mrs. Theodore
-Shelf’s dinner-table as a manufactory of history.
-
-Be it confessed, however, that Mrs. Shelf had not asked the two to meet
-through any high-minded wish to better the Empire. She was singularly
-untrammeled by patriotism of that variety. The principal Power whose
-betterment she had at heart was the House of Shelf, as consisting of
-husband and self; and when she sat down at the head of her table, and
-watched the great Minister next her unfold his napkin, she made up her
-mind to do great deeds that night.
-
-She did not rush headlong to the attack. She had prepared her ground
-skilfully, and knew how to play her game with due deliberation. On the
-other side of the Minister was Amy Rivers—a bright, sprightly personage,
-of whom he was extremely fond, and to whose conversation his hostess
-cleverly dismissed him before they were halfway through the _hors
-d’œuvres_.
-
-Oysters _à la Sibérienne_ followed, and as the great man was selecting
-the plump natives he fancied from their tray of ice, he turned round to
-Mrs. Shelf, as though to engage in talk with her. But her time was not
-yet ripe. The Minister was a professed _gourmet_, and the wines that
-night were the best the world could produce. Theodore Shelf made no
-objection to these. He professed to abstain from wines himself, but he
-provided them for others, as he did billiards. And Mrs. Shelf trusted
-that the glorious vintages would sweep the austerity from the Minister’s
-soul.
-
-The Minister sipped his Chablis, and his eye kindled.
-
-“I shouldn’t like,” he said to Amy Rivers, “to be a poor man, and not
-know people, and not go out anywhere. The sweets of life are its pleasant
-surprises. That’s the best wine of its name in England this minute.”
-
-“I am not,” replied Miss Rivers, “going to talk food with you. If you
-want that, you must shout down the table at Mr. Shelf.”
-
-“Oh, youth, youth!” said the Minister, “how much you miss! At one time I
-thought Dublin porter an excellent tipple to drink with my oysters; and
-as for you, my dear, you don’t trouble your head about it at all. I used
-to think I’d like to marry you, supposing Heaven made me single again.
-But now——”
-
-“Now, I suppose, I shall have to put up with Hamilton Fairfax, as
-arranged. Well, there are worse fates.”
-
-“You seem to bear up under it wonderfully.”
-
-“Don’t I? You can come to the wedding, if you’ll promise not to look too
-woebegone.”
-
-“I sha’n’t come. I shall send you an inexpensive present with black edges
-to it.”
-
-“So long as it isn’t _entrée_ dishes. We’ve tons of them already. I
-thought I’d mention it, because one knows how your tastes lie.”
-
-The great man squeezed lemon on to the last of his oysters, and ate it
-with a satisfied nod of the head.
-
-“Date fixed?” he asked. “If it is, break the sad news to me gently. Don’t
-be too cruel.”
-
-“The date’s fixed within limits. We’ve bought a place to live in: and, if
-it’s ready, we shall be married the day I come of age.”
-
-“Bought a place, have you? Come, this looks like business. Where is it?
-Got a good cook? Any shooting? Going to ask me down? Because, if you do,
-I’ll come and teach you how to make me comfortable.”
-
-“Yes, I believe you could do that last. Those papers which don’t call you
-the Pope of Politics every morning, say you’re the most incapable man in
-Britain in most matters; but I never heard that the most vicious of them
-ever accused you of living in discomfort. You’ve a wonderful knack of
-looking after yourself.”
-
-“Haven’t I? Don’t spoil your health with salted almonds; nibble one of
-these Riviera olives. Life is made for suiting your own tastes as much
-as possible, and, where practical, making your neighbors pay for them.
-Why isn’t Fairfax here to-night? Are we all too big for him?”
-
-“Hamilton is away on business, looking after the place we’re going
-to buy in Kent. I shall see him later. But just now I’m having a
-holiday,” said Miss Rivers. “I wanted to flirt with you. You’re safe and
-amusing—amusing, that is, when you keep off the _menu_. Where are you
-going to after here to-night?”
-
-“Oh, to a horrible political thing, where we shall all be good, and talk
-humbug, and be bored to death. If I hadn’t chanced to be in the Cabinet,
-I should probably have gone to see a prize-fight.” His eye traveled down
-the table to where Theodore Shelf was looking saintly, with his head on
-one side, and washing his large white hands with invisible soap. “I’d
-chance it, my dear, and go, if I thought I could manage to meet——”
-
-Amy Rivers had followed his glance. She turned to him with a demure smile.
-
-“Well,” she said, “who?”
-
-“Oh, just one or two of my colleagues on the same side of the House. Hang
-it all, Amy, the fellows can’t always be what they set up for in front of
-their clients.”
-
-Miss Rivers laughed.
-
-“You’re a bold, bad lot,” she said. “I know I shall see you in the
-police-court one of these days for breaking lamp-posts, or running away
-with a hansom cab. There’s a vein of wickedness in you that’s completely
-thrown away in a Cabinet Minister.”
-
-His lordship grinned, and turned to Mrs. Shelf. He admired Mrs. Shelf
-because she was an extremely handsome woman. He rather dreaded her just
-now, because he knew she wanted something out of him. And he had to talk
-to her because it was policy to do so.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The complete Art of Spreading Butter is not one to be mastered by
-everybody. In the lower grades it is easy: any one can tickle a fool. But
-when the subject has wallowed in all the cleverest kinds of flattery for
-many years of his life, then it is a different matter. If you set about
-your work in a clumsy way, he begins at once to mildly hate you. If you
-only half do it, the man is resentful because he has not received his due.
-
-Mrs. Shelf avoided the pitfalls. The great Minister stayed suspicious—she
-could not alter that—but she put him in a most excellent humor with
-himself; and the dinner was surpassing good. He took kümmel and cognac
-for his liqueur, and she watched an ecstasy flicker to his face as he
-drained the little glass. The hum of the talk rose high in the room, and
-her voice met his ear alone. He heard her asking that Theodore Shelf
-might be elevated to the House of Lords.
-
-He put the glass to the table, still holding the stem between his
-fingers. He looked at it thoughtfully, shaking his head the while.
-
-“My husband is a power you can’t neglect,” she continued. “He always
-votes straight for your party.”
-
-“Yes, he is _one_ of us,” the Minister admitted softly, with a gentle
-emphasis on the numeral.
-
-“So far. But he has his principles to consider. He might find it
-necessary, from the dictates of his conscience, to separate himself from
-you on one or two matters in the next session. I’m afraid his following
-would go with him. You know he has vast influence with a certain class.”
-
-The Minister stretched out lazy fingers, and took a saltspoon, and
-made two little neat heaps of salt on the table-cloth; and, after
-consideration, added a third.
-
-“Pooh!” said Mrs. Shelf, “there are five certain, and I could tell you
-their names if you didn’t know them already. My husband makes six. That
-counts twelve votes on a division. But, of course, the Government is
-strong enough to stand it.”
-
-The Minister thoughtfully built four salted almonds into an arch, and
-piled two more at the back of them. “Cave!” he murmured, and then with
-a tap of the finger sprawled them on the table-cloth. “There’s nothing
-certain in this life,” he said.
-
-“There are caves and caves; and some bring down Governments. My husband
-and his followers are extreme men, and, as I have heard you say yourself,
-there is no class of creature so resolute and bigoted as a fanatic. If
-once an extreme man makes up his mind, all the argument on earth will not
-change him. But perhaps you don’t mind a dissolution? Perhaps you’ve done
-so well, and passed so many popular measures since you’ve been in power,
-that you’d like to meet the country at once?”
-
-The Minister grinned like a man in pain. “A knighthood,” he said, “is a
-very fascinating thing. It is the reward of the faithful. I think—I say I
-think—I could lay my hands upon one spare knighthood, and might give it
-away if I saw an adequate return.”
-
-Mrs. Shelf smiled amusedly at the diamonds on her comely wrist.
-
-“A knighthood? That’s the thing City men have, isn’t it, when they make
-money by selling patent mousetraps, or happen to be Lord Mayors, or
-something like that? Unfortunately, my husband would not qualify for a
-knighthood. He is not a small pedler. His—what shall I say?”
-
-“Operations are more extensive?”
-
-“Precisely. He does things on a fine scale. For instance, he has, as I
-said, at this very moment twelve votes at his command, which might make
-a very considerable difference on a division. You see, conscience is a
-great thing with him. He could never neglect it. But if he was in the
-Upper House....”
-
-The great Minister could comfortably have shuddered. He was a peer
-himself, and was jealous for his caste. But, as it was, he repressed
-this piece of outward emotion, and contented himself with saying
-“No,” quietly, softly, and with entire decision. Then, with a swirl
-of brilliant talk there was no arresting, he deliberately changed the
-conversation. Mrs. Shelf submitted. She had another card still to play.
-And until she picked up the ladies with her glance, and led them away
-up-stairs, they two spoke of oranges from many points of view. They
-agreed that the large tangerines of Majorca were the only oranges fit to
-eat in England, and discussed the various means of getting them imported
-_viâ_ Marseilles without suffering them to lose more than a fraction of
-their flavor.
-
-The Minister, fatuous man, thought that she had given in to him, and
-chuckled inwardly at his victory, and when the ladies had gone, he
-turned to his next-door neighbor and talked on the ethics of Irish
-cock shooting with a light and easy mind. But for the next move in the
-drawing-room he was frankly unprepared. He had come to Park Lane on the
-clear understanding that a _tête-à-tête_ was to be contrived for him with
-the Ambassador; for it is in this way that the great treaties which dally
-with the fate of nations receive their birth-push. I do not say that
-the matter of peace or war depended upon that interview; but sufficient
-hung on it to make the great Minister very anxious, because he had been
-deputed by his colleagues in the Cabinet to bring this thing about, and
-had solemnly undertaken the charge.
-
-And, lo! the chance of this momentous minute’s chat was to be withheld.
-Mrs. Shelf, calm, clever, magnificent, came to his elbow the moment
-he entered the drawing-room, and stayed there. He was frosty, he was
-inattentive, he was almost rude, but he could not shake her off. She was
-cool, insistent, fluent. She made him sit on a sofa by her side, and
-laughed almost openly at the attempts he made to shake loose from his
-bondage.
-
-At last he broke off in the middle of an aimless sentence, and looked
-her between the eyes. She returned the glance most squarely. There was a
-pause between them, and then—
-
-“By the way, baronetcy?” he murmured.
-
-It was nothing on earth to do with what they had been speaking about the
-minute previously, but the sentence did not require a footnote to explain
-it further.
-
-“H’m!” she said. “When?”
-
-“In the next Birthday List.”
-
-“Thanks. Now you go into the further drawing-room and talk to the
-Ambassador, and I will clear the people away. I suppose ten minutes will
-be enough?”
-
-“Ample,” said the great Minister, rising. Then he added: “By Jove! you
-are a clever woman. You’re cleverer than your husband.”
-
-“I know I am,” said Mrs. Shelf.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII.
-
-IN THE MATTER OF A TRUST.
-
-
-“Mr. Fairfax, sir, to see you.”
-
-“Say that I cannot see him.”
-
-The butler hesitated a moment, and then begged Mr. Shelf’s pardon, and
-hinted that Fairfax seemed to have anticipated some such message.
-
-“He said, sir, I was to explain it was on very important business, or he
-would not have called so late at night. And he said, too, sir”—here the
-butler hesitated again—“that he _must_ see you.”
-
-“Tell him——,” Shelf began passionately; but there he stopped, and the
-rest of the sentence was lost. Fairfax had walked into the room.
-
-The butler stood his ground, glancing with nervous respect from one to
-the other, till Shelf waved him to the door, through which he vanished
-noiselessly, with an apologetic sigh of relief. Then the other two faced
-one another.
-
-“I must say, sir,” the shipowner began, with icy politeness, “that after
-what has occurred between us this day your intrusion strikes me as
-vastly wanting in taste. Of course, as a Christian, it has been my duty
-to forgive you the injurious thoughts which you bore against me; but, as
-a frail human man, I confess to have been so wounded by them that the
-sight of you tempts me to the sin of anger afresh. But, perhaps, sir, you
-have come here to express contrition, and to ask that I will hand back
-the resignation of the directorate which you so rudely thrust upon me.”
-
-“I have come,” replied Fairfax, shortly, “for neither one thing nor the
-other. I am not calling upon you in your City capacity at all. I want
-to speak with you in your position of trustee to the lady whom I am now
-shortly going to marry.”
-
-“She has sent you?”
-
-“She is perfectly aware of my errand. A property in Kent has suddenly
-come into the market which will go for a comparatively low sum for
-cash down. I have been spending the day examining it, and meanwhile my
-solicitor has been going through the deeds. The place will suit us to the
-ground, and the title is as clear as could be wished for.”
-
-“So you wish to buy this property with your wife’s money?” Shelf asked
-with a sneer.
-
-“I am not disguising from myself the fact that Amy is an heiress. At
-the same time, I am not altogether a pauper myself. But I don’t think
-we two need go into that part of the money question, Mr. Shelf. As a
-point of fact (as you know quite well), she and I first met one another
-abroad, and fell in love, and got engaged without knowing a single word
-about our mutual outlook, social or financial. The point here is that Amy
-wants to become part purchaser in this Kent property with myself, and
-on her behalf I come to you for the formal permission. You know by the
-terms of her father’s will she was to have all her wishes with regard
-to the property taken into consideration after she reached the age of
-twenty-one, but was still to be under the semi-guidance of the trustees
-till she reached her twenty-third birthday.”
-
-“I am only one of the trustees,” said Shelf. “You must arrange to bring
-my co-trustee up to meet me, and then I will talk the matter over with
-him.”
-
-“I have called on that reverend gentleman before I came to you,” said
-Fairfax, “and he quite meets with mine and Amy’s views. He will come up
-to town and see you himself in the morning at the City office. But in the
-mean time he sends his permission in this letter.”
-
-Fairfax selected a paper from his pocket-book and handed it to Mr. Shelf.
-“I suppose you recognize the signature,” he said.
-
-Shelf started, the paper rustling between his large white fingers. He
-had a sentence on the end of his tongue, but with an effort he swallowed
-it. Then, with a frown and a quick catching of the breath, he turned to
-the letter and read it through. As it chanced, Fairfax had seen that
-momentary look of disquiet, and being a young man of some penetration,
-he argued down to the reason of it. “Why,” he asked himself, “should the
-old hypocrite be upset when I ‘supposed he recognized his co-trustee’s
-handwriting?’ I’m bothered if I can see any definite reason, but there
-must be something pretty fishy somewhere. Theodore Shelf is not the man
-to let slip that kind of nervousness without some very excellent cause.
-I’m beginning to think that those of Amy’s interests which are in his
-hands will be none the worse for being a little looked after.”
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf glanced up from the letter. “Of course you
-understand,” he said, “that I cannot act upon an informal communication
-like this? My co-trustee is a most excellent Christian, but, I regret to
-say, a bad man of business.”
-
-“Pernicious, to say the least of him. He seems to have the flimsiest
-notion of the use of paper and signatures. Still, he means entirely well,
-and that is why I do not want to worry him unduly. So, with permission,
-Mr. Shelf, and to take the burden of details off your shoulders as
-well as off his, I will instruct my own solicitor to see to all the
-preliminaries as to which stock will bear selling out of best.”
-
-“You take it for granted,” said the shipowner sourly, “that I shall not
-put my veto on this scheme for spending my ward’s money.”
-
-“Why should you? You have given your consent to the marriage, and
-whatever may be your personal feelings towards me, at any rate, you like
-her. She wishes to marry me, and intends to do that anyway; she wishes
-for this estate, and I do not see that you have any reasonable grounds
-for refusing to gratify her wish; besides, as an investment, the thing is
-as good as a first mortgage or Three per cent. Corporation Stock.”
-
-“There are many grave objections to this course,” said Shelf.
-
-“Then, perhaps,” said Fairfax, “you will tell me what they are?”
-
-“I do not see that I am called upon to do anything of the kind.”
-
-“There we differ. Moreover, Mr. Shelf, you force me to a very unpleasant
-conclusion.”
-
-“And what, sir, might that be?”
-
-“Well, this,” said Fairfax, with a significant stare: “You’ve got
-that money so—shall we say, securely—locked up, that it isn’t readily
-available for this new investment.”
-
-“You are talking like a child,” said Mr. Shelf, noisily.
-
-“I am talking like a plain business man,” Fairfax retorted, “who intends
-to take reasonable care of his future wife’s property. I think that will
-explain my views; and, as nothing more need be said on that matter, I
-will leave you. The other trustee will call upon you at midday to-morrow,
-and I shall make it my duty to accompany him. So, for the present, sir,
-_au revoir_.”
-
-Fairfax left the room, and Mr. Theodore Shelf lay back in a swivel
-writing chair. Mechanically his fingers stretched out and dallied with
-a book which lay on the table. It was a Bradshaw. Once, indeed, he
-opened it, and turned up the pages of the express service between London
-and Southampton; and, for a full half-hour held it with his finger as
-a page-marker; but at the end of that time he flung the book savagely
-across the room, and stood up with clenched fists and the veins standing
-out of his forehead.
-
-“Amy may thank Fairfax for saving her property,” he muttered, “and a
-thousand people will curse him for doing it. I believe I’m a fool not to
-bolt now with what I’ve got, because nothing short of a miracle can bring
-me up again. Still, there’s the money subscribed by those poor wretches
-for this new company yet in hand, and that will stave off the immediate
-present. There’s just a chance that Onslow’s _coup_ may be realized on
-in time, and, if that comes off, I’m all right again. And if it doesn’t,
-there’s the estançia on the Rio Paraguay always ready. Yes, George, old
-chap, that it is. Snug and warm, beyond worries, safe from extradition.
-I’ll risk it.”
-
-The wire-haired terrier was rubbing against his leg. He lifted the dog on
-to the cushion of an easy chair, and went to his safe. He took from that
-a bundle of papers, and spread them on his writing-table.
-
-They were the trust deeds and other papers connected with Miss Amy
-Rivers’ property. Some of them were documents distinctly worth locking
-up, because if the Public Prosecutor could have run his eye through
-the collection for one short five minutes, he would infallibly have
-procured for the saintly Mr. Theodore Shelf seven complete years of penal
-servitude.
-
-It is an unpleasant thing to level such a hint against so good a man;
-but a fact or so will show solid reason for it. During the two preceding
-years—partly through depression in trade, partly through his wife’s
-broadcast extravagance—Theodore Shelf had found himself in desperate
-straits for money. He had raised funds this way and that by all
-legitimate means; had plunged, but with evil fortune; and finally had
-been reduced to making his daily income by less reputable means. For long
-he had laid covetous eyes on the fortune of his late partner, Marmaduke
-Rivers, which was held in trust for the daughter by himself and a canon
-of Winchester; and at last, in a moment of desperation, he determined to
-have the use of it. The co-trustee was a man who had taken a double-first
-at Oxford, and apparently spent all his life’s energies over the
-process. He had settled down into an amiable country parson, who bred
-prize-bantams, and wrote books on Armenian folk-lore. He was extremely
-upright, vastly unsuspicious, and on matters of business possessed
-an ignorance of unusual profundity. He respected Theodore Shelf, and
-disliked him with an equal intenseness.
-
-When Shelf made up his mind to tamper with the Rivers property, he did
-not go through the formality of asking this good gentleman’s leave and
-permission. He simply forged himself a power of attorney, signed it with
-the excellent canon’s name and set to work. Being a man who never did
-anything by halves, he did not take two bites at the cherry. He annexed
-the whole of his ward’s property, lock, stock, and barrel, and paid
-in the usual interest to her bankers with entire regularity. Humanly
-speaking, there was not a chance of his being found out; and when fortune
-smiled on him again he had every intention of repaying to the uttermost
-farthing what he had taken. As has been said, he liked Amy Rivers
-extremely, and, if he had not had his worthy self to consider, he would
-have been the last person in the world to do her an injury.
-
-And now this pestilent fellow Fairfax must need step in, bristling with
-suspicion, and evidently intending to have money or an inquiry. Of
-course, the latter was a thing which Mr. Shelf could not stand for one
-minute. At the first glance it would be shown that the trust property did
-not exist in its former state, and that the interest had been paid into
-the bank out of Mr. Shelf’s own pocket. And so there were only two things
-which could be done; either bolt forthwith, or pay the plundered trust
-out of some other fund, and hope that the Providence which guards knaves
-would pull things straight again. Mr. Shelf had chosen to take the latter
-course, and it was the money subscribed by the wretched shareholders of
-the Brothers Steamship Company which was alienated by him to make good
-the property of Miss Amy Rivers.
-
-It required not many strokes of the pen to do this; but, after
-restitution had been made, Mr. Theodore Shelf commenced coquetting with
-a more delicate piece of business. He desired to hide his tracks. It was
-his wish that, even if the worst came, and he had to fly the country as a
-detected swindler, no one should know that he had tampered with his own
-ward’s trust money.
-
-It seems almost laughable that the man should have put himself to this
-piece of pains. In the vast sweep of his other ponderous frauds, this
-very natural one might well pass without special obloquy from the great
-shorn public. But it was not for the general ruck of his victims that
-Shelf was working then. He had sacrificed a thousand (under compulsion)
-to repay one; and, having made repayment, he wanted to cancel the odium
-of robbery. Next to himself and his dog, he probably loved Amy Rivers
-better than anything in all the world; and, if the worst came, and he had
-to go, it would be pleasanter for him to think that she, at least, would
-have nothing but kind memories of him. She would know quite well that he
-might have included her fortune in his other robberies, because Fairfax
-would tell her that, if she did not guess it for herself; and she would
-feel a kindness towards him for his forbearance.
-
-Of course, he would be getting this genial sentiment under false
-pretenses, but that was a trifle which counted as nothing to Mr. Theodore
-Shelf. Your true hypocrite deludes no one more perfectly and artistically
-than himself when he sets squarely about it.
-
-The time was long past midnight when he had finished tampering with
-the last of the papers on his writing-table; and, as he passed the
-blotting-paper over his final forgery, he heard the clash of the front
-door in the hall below. Quickly bunching the papers together, he put them
-into the safe, locked it, threw himself into an easy chair, and picked
-up a quarto volume of his own published sermons. He was serenely reading
-these when his wife sailed majestically into the room, with Amy Rivers at
-her side.
-
-The girl stepped forward, took both of his hands in hers, and shook them
-warmly. “All congratulations,” she said. “I’ve only just heard. May I
-call you ‘Sir Theodore’ in advance?”
-
-Shelf let the book slide to the floor, and sat up staring first at one
-and then the other. “I am much obliged to you, Amy dear,” he said at
-last; “but, upon my word, I don’t know what you mean.”
-
-“It’s out!” she said. “Everybody was talking about it to-night. You’ll
-be gazetted in the next Birthday List. And not a trumpery knighthood,
-either. You’re to be a full-blown baronet—no less.”
-
-Theodore Shelf lay back in his chair with a very queer expression on
-his face. He put his white fingers together under his chin, and stared
-curiously at his wife. “Your doing, I suppose, Laura?”
-
-“You may thank me for it entirely,” she replied with a smiling bow. “I
-arranged for it here with the Minister; and at the two places where we
-looked in at afterwards, I told the news to three of my dearest friends
-in the very strictest of confidence. Consequently, it is all over London
-to-night, and will be in all the papers in England to-morrow. Would you
-like to congratulate me?”
-
-“I’ll wait,” said the shipowner, “till I see you Lady Shelf. The title is
-not formally given over for a fortnight, and between now and then so much
-may happen. Man is but a frail creature.”
-
-“Oh, for goodness’ sake,” said Mrs. Shelf, disgustedly, “don’t cant now.
-When you are Sir Theodore I can’t have you disgracing me by preaching
-and holding forth to those low people you used to know. You must cut all
-that connection. Good heavens, Theodore, you can’t like it! And there’s
-really no more to be got out of that sort of thing. You’ve used those
-dreary, goody-goody folks, and made your fortune out of them, and let
-that suffice. Now, if you want to get on further, you’ve got to pick up
-with another set. Don’t you understand?”
-
-For reply Theodore Shelf burst into a sudden wild cackle of laughter.
-
-His wife drew back a step, half-scared. She had scarcely ever heard the
-man laugh once in all her life with him; never like that; and she did
-not know what to make of it. But at last he stopped and spoke. “You’re
-a clever woman, Laura, and a handsome one. I’ve never seen you look so
-fine as you do to-night. But you are a bit too rapid in some of your
-movements. You’re counting at present that, beyond a doubt, the servants
-will be calling you ‘miladi’ within a fortnight, and I suppose you’ll
-go out to-morrow and get a new card-plate engraved. Well, my dear, if I
-were you, I’d wait. A fortnight is fourteen days, and in every minute of
-that time something may happen to bring you an appalling disappointment.
-For instance, I may die. Take it that the Almighty does make me die, and
-where then comes in the use for your new card-plate? There is precedent
-for creating a baroness, I grant you; but I don’t think they are likely
-to manufacture another precedent by making you Lady Shelf in your own
-right if I am not at hand to share the dignity.”
-
-A servant came in and announced that Fairfax was in the hall below.
-Amy Rivers said “Good-night” hurriedly, and slipped out of the room.
-Mrs. Shelf took up her stand in front of the fireplace, flushed with
-triumph and wrath, and looking her superbest. “You are talking the
-merest nonsense, Theodore,” she said, “and before that girl, too! Thank
-goodness, she is practically one of the family, and will not gossip.
-Die, indeed! You die! what an absurdity! One would think, to hear you,
-that the world was coming to an end before the Birthday List is out. Of
-course you will have the baronetcy. There can’t be a doubt about it now,
-thanks to me.”
-
-“What do you want me to say?” Shelf asked.
-
-“Well, to begin with, in common decency you might thank me. If it had not
-been for my diplomacy in this house to-night, you would only have had a
-beggarly knighthood offered, if as much as that. You have the chance of
-making a sensation now.”
-
-Shelf stood slowly up, and strode up to the hearth-rug and faced her,
-with his head thrust forward and his arms folded across his breast.
-“Yes,” he said slowly, “I have a chance of making a sensation—one of
-the biggest of the century; and mostly owing to your efforts. The Lord
-grant that the chance slips away from me! You are very beautiful and very
-clever. But I believe, Laura, that you are the devil, sent expressly on
-earth to tempt. You’d better go to bed now, and leave me. This is one of
-the times when I am tempted to kill you.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII.
-
-THE PLUME-HUNTERS’ DINNER-PARTY.
-
-
-The one-eyed man, Mr. Billy Nutt, and his friend and partner, whose
-name was apparently Hank without further attachment, made a livelihood
-by transgressing the laws of the United States and supplying a strong
-demand. Ladies of Society wished for egret plumes and other feathers
-for external adornment, and the Seminole of the Everglades desired corn
-whisky for his stomach’s sake; and whilst Game Regulations forbade
-collection of the first, Indians’ Protection Acts vetoed all distribution
-of the second. And for the transgressor there were distinct and heavy
-penalties.
-
-But, to begin with, States law does not carry very far in Florida,
-which is the home of outlaws; and, in the second place, Mr. Nutt and
-friend were both “wanted” on several counts already, amongst which
-unjustifiable homicide ranked high; so that they were men entirely
-reckless, and inclined to look upon poaching, and illicit whisky peddling
-to the aboriginal, as the mildest of mild peccadilloes. Moreover, as in
-furtherance of their business they were extremely well armed, and apt to
-shoot first and reflect afterwards when annoyed, they were not persons to
-be argued with by any of the more gentle methods.
-
-The three men on the steamer were in no way prepared to receive these
-dubious visitors—were, in fact, completely oblivious of their approach,
-being still chained in the deadest slumber. The sun had drooped below the
-treetops, and already the night noises of the forest were beginning—the
-rattle of crickets and toads in the trees, the grunting of the bullfrogs
-in the swamp, the dry rustle of the jar-flies, and the warm hum of the
-never-sleeping mosquito. In the darker tree aisles there commenced the
-fireflies’ brief snappings of light; and in the black, shadowed water of
-the bayous were other phosphorescent glows, like these, only coming from
-the eyes of some prowling alligator.
-
-The sloop ran down her jib topsail, and as the iron hanks screamed
-along the stay a negro trotted nimbly out along the flat bowsprit top
-to secure the sail in its gaskets. The wind was dropping with the sun,
-and because the current raced manfully down the bight where the stranded
-steamer was lying, the sloop made but a fathom or so to the good by
-every board across the river. The one-eyed man danced a barefoot tattoo
-of fury on the floorboards of the cockpit at this slowness; and his
-loose-limbed partner, who still sprawled on the cabin-roof, chuckled with
-easy amusement. But the breeze held long enough for their purpose. They
-ran up above the steamer, and the steam ground their planking against
-the rust-streaked iron. A pair of davit-falls hung down, with the blocks
-weed-covered in the water; and overhauling one of these, they made it
-fast round the bitts. Then, swarming up the other fall, the whole five of
-them gained the bridge-deck above.
-
-Instinctively, when once their feet were on the warm gray planks, each
-man, black and white, handled his weapon ready to fight or argue as
-might be demanded of him; but no one appeared to seek explanation of
-their presence; and from staring about them, they took to staring at
-one another rather foolishly. If one has been expecting a brisk game of
-murder, and one meets with empty silence, it rather spoils the sequence
-of ideas.
-
-“Come to think of it,” said Hank in an oppressive whisper, “if there’d
-been an anchor watch, they’d have hailed us before we got this far. I
-bet the Old Man’s asleep in the chart-house. ’Twouldn’t be a bad idea to
-bottle him.”
-
-He pattered across the deck, right hand inside his shirt bosom, pistol
-gripped in that, and peered in through the open door. The place was
-tenanted by no living thing larger than flies and cockroaches. He drew
-back half scared by the eeriness of it, and then beckoning his mates,
-headed them down the companion ladder, treading like a stage conspirator.
-At the foot, two doors opened, one into the alley-way which was empty,
-the other into the main cabin, on the floor of which Kettle had been
-deposited by the donkeyman. But in the culminating spasm of his cramp,
-the little captain had rolled away out of sight under the table, and so
-to all appearance this place was deserted also.
-
-The men peered about them, and ran aft, poking their noses in pantry
-and galley and engine-room. Coming back through the alley-way they
-searched the two mates’ rooms, and found them empty; and going out
-on the iron fore-deck, found the forecastle deserted also. Then they
-gathered round that gaping rent where the fore-hatch had been, in curious
-wonder, examining the crumpled plates which were yellow with new rust,
-and pointing out to one another the twisted stanchions and splintered
-_débris_ below. And at this they were engaged when the sun took its final
-dive beneath the waters of the Mexican gulf to westward, and the tropical
-darkness snapped down upon them like the shutting of a box.
-
-“Hank,” said the one-eyed man, “this gets me. What in snakes have they
-been doin’ to this blame’ steamboat, and for why have they gug-gug-gone
-off and left her?”
-
-“Euclid’s out of my line,” said Hank, oracularly.
-
-“Oh you blank puttyhead,” retorted his friend, “th-th-ink!”
-
-“You tire me. If they aren’t here they aren’t. P’r’aps they’ve gone off
-and toted the boodle to a _cache_. P’r’aps it’s left right here aboard,
-and if it is I guess we shall find it when we want it. What I’m on for
-now’s grub. I hain’t had a Christian meal for three months, thanks to
-this new sheriff bustling after us, and I’m about sick of mullet and
-sweet potatoes. But, please our luck, we’ll raid their store-rooms here
-and fix up a regular hotel supper for to-night. That’s me. Now, come
-along, fellers.”
-
-The negroes chuckled and crowed, capering like children, and went off
-with the tall man towards the galley, and Nutt, after an ineffectual
-attempt to speak (which threw him into a paroxysm of fury), presently
-followed them.
-
-The feast was _sui generis_. They found grease, baking powder, and flour,
-and made doughnuts; they hotted three tins of Julienne soup; they baked a
-great mass of salt pork on a bedding of white beans; they made a stew of
-preserved potatoes, Australian mutton, and _pâté de foie gras_; and, as
-a _chef d’œuvre_, one of the negroes turned out some crisp three-corned
-tartlets stuffed with strawberry jam. Then Hank, with a lamp in one hand,
-a cylinder of plates in the other, and a whole armory of knives and forks
-bristling from his pockets, pattered off to the main cabin to lay the
-table.
-
-At the doorway he stopped, gaping, and because the instinct of the
-much-hunted made his right hand slip round to a certain back pocket, the
-plates went to the ground with a crash. In the swivel-chair at the head
-of the table was huddled a man, a small man, with a cold cigar bitten
-tight between his teeth, a man so grimy with coal-dust that Hank couldn’t
-have sworn whether the short, peaked beard which rested on his chest was
-black or red or prussian-blue.
-
-“Oh, don’t you trouble to be polite,” said the man in the chair. “I’m
-mighty glad to see any one who can talk, or use a pair of hands.” Here he
-lifted his nose and sniffed the air like a hound. “Is that supper you’re
-cooking?”
-
-“I reckon.”
-
-“Found anything to wash it down with?”
-
-“There was a dozen bottles of beer, but we wanted those between whiles,
-and I guess they’re drunk.”
-
-“There should have been more, but I suppose my lousy steward has necked
-them. However, this is a big night, and this is the first time I’ve
-seen you and your mates, and so I guess champagne’ll be good enough for
-us. There’s a case in that end room ready a-purpose for this sort of
-celebration day. Perhaps you’ll fetch it out; I’m weak still.”
-
-Hank obeyed, wonderingly, and laid the table, and brought on the viands,
-in which he was assisted by Nutt and the blacks.
-
-Then Captain Kettle spoke again.
-
-“Oh, look here, friends, I’m not going to sit at table with niggers. I
-take it this isn’t a blessed missionary meeting.”
-
-It seemed as though there would be a row. One of the blacks stated his
-intention of taking no “sass from that po’ white trash,” and another
-openly drew a razor, and made suggestive motions with it through the air.
-
-“Of course,” said Kettle, “if you two gentlemen have chucked your color,
-and care to feed with those ornaments, you can do it. Only I’m a white
-man, and have my pride.”
-
-“That’s right,” said Nutt. “Picnicking on the sloop’s different. But this
-is a regular hotel supper, with napkins and a table-cloth, and I guess
-anything colored ’ud spoil the tone. Say s-s-s-sonnies, you mosey.”
-
-“I done cooked most this yer grub,” whined he of the razor, “an’ I’se
-gwine t’eat my belly-load.”
-
-“Well, collar what you want to eat till you bu-s-s-s.”
-
-“Yes, but whar’ll we go?”
-
-Nutt looked at Captain Kettle. The little man in the swivel-chair gave
-his African guests full leave to go to a place considerably hotter
-than the engine-hold; suggesting the mess-room as an after-thought and
-alternative; whither they betook themselves, grumbling. And then the
-three whites commenced their meal.
-
-Kettle unwired a champagne bottle with a fork, and poured out three long
-tumblers of dancing froth. “Wine!” said Hank. “Oh, my Jemima!”
-
-“Geg-geg-got any ice?” queried the one-eyed man.
-
-“Ice is off,” replied the captain. “Things have been that hot this trip
-it gave up and melted.”
-
-“You seem to got your manners on ice, Mr. Billy Nutt,” said his friend.
-“Now I see an elegant hotel meal in front of me, and I’m going to make
-a pig of myself, and be jolly well thankful. I hain’t any use for your
-high-toned sort of canoosering. See here, stuff your silly mouth, and
-quit grumbling right now. D’ye hear me?”
-
-His guests ate, and Kettle made small talk for them, at the same time
-playing a good knife and fork himself. The food seemed to straighten his
-back and knock the limpness out of him; but Mr. Nutt and his friend were
-lapping their champagne too industriously to see any significance in the
-change. They were enjoying themselves with a gusto to which the ordinary
-gourmand is a stranger. Probably there is nothing on earth so nauseating
-as a severe course of the Floridan sweet potato. And, consequently, there
-is no diet so calculated to make one appreciate a more generous _menu_.
-
-The meal crept steadily through its courses, and the empty bottles grew
-on the cabin floor. No one got drunk. Captain Kettle’s own libations were
-sparing, and the others had each a high co-efficient of absorption; still
-all were exhilarated, and ripe for mischief or merriment as might befall.
-
-“Say, cap,” said the long man, as he dallied with his last strawberry
-tartlet, “isn’t it so that you’ve got this fine steamboat of yours
-ballasted with sovereigns?”
-
-“It’s so,” said Kettle, “or something very like that.”
-
-“Your own?”
-
-“Oh Lord, no. Just freight consigned to New Orleans, and brought here by
-that blow-up I was telling you about. I suppose that you gentlemen’ll
-have no objection to bearing a hand aboard o’ me now you are here? I’m a
-bit short-manned, and it ’ud be a pity to let freight like that rust for
-want of fingering.”
-
-Hank grinned at his _vis-à-vis_, and then turned to the little skipper in
-the swivel-chair. “No,” he said, “I don’t see there’s anything wrong with
-that. I’m afraid, though, if we chipped in we couldn’t sign on so far as
-Noo Orleans.”
-
-“New Orleans be sugared,” cried Captain Kettle. “Haven’t I spoke plain
-enough already? Don’t you understand all this racket’s a blessed swindle?
-The steamer’s going to have the name-plate on her engines altered, and
-the label on her stern changed, and a different pattern painted on her
-smoke-stacks, and a coat of gray clapped on her outside. And then, when
-she’s so bedevilled her own builder wouldn’t know her, we’ll run her
-round to some South American port where the least number of questions
-will be asked, and sell her for what she’ll fetch. But only the steamer,
-mark you. I reckon she’s carried the freight far enough. That’ll be
-struck out of her here.”
-
-“You bet,” said Nutt, rubbing his hands. “We’ll _corral_ the dollars
-for you right here till you come back. You shall have our niggers to
-s-s-stoke for you, if you can get ’em, and can manage ’em. But they’re
-fair toughs. Perhaps you’d w-w-weaken when you came to know ’em a bit.”
-
-“I’d handle,” retorted Kettle, “a crew of old Nick’s firemen, raw out of
-hell, if I was put to it. Don’t you make any error. I’ve kept my end up
-with the worst crowds a man ever put to sea with. By James!” he went on,
-with a blow at the table, “by James! I’d handle you, Mr. Nutt, if you
-were signed aboard o’ me, till you couldn’t call your soul your own.”
-
-“You’d w-w-which?” snarled Nutt, rising in his chair.
-
-“Sit, you swine,” said his partner, “and be quiet. You tire me. What
-are you riling the gentleman for, just when we were getting so nice and
-friendly with him?”
-
-“You—lemme alone.”
-
-“I’ll smash your ugly little face in if you don’t keep it shut.”
-
-The one-eyed man tried to retort, but his infirmity gagged him, and a
-spasm of wild fury bit into all his muscles.
-
-His friend wagged a derisive finger. “There’s an image for you, cap.
-Look at the creature, froze like a Chinese potdog; look at him and don’t
-laugh. And, say, just reach me another bottle of wine, it will be so
-good. Thanks, siree. I wouldn’t care if I died drinking this. Here’s our
-blessed health. Good old cap; you stick to me and I’ll stick to you; and
-if Mr. Billy Nutt can’t swallow his tantrums and join us two gentlemen
-like another gentleman, by Jemima, we’ll give him what he’s got for his
-share, and set him adrift in an empty bottle. You hear me, Billy Nutt?”
-
-“You spup-luttering fool. You boosey, drunken puttyhead.”
-
-“I’m not drunk,” retorted Hank, “but I’m merry. Have a sup yourself,
-and then perhaps you’ll be better company.” With which advice a liberal
-heeltap of champagne splashed in Nutt’s face.
-
-The man sprang to his feet, glowering like a fiend. What followed was
-completed before a watch could tick twice. For once the gift of speech
-did not desert him. The fatal words bounced glibly off his tongue, and
-Hank’s vengeful hands shot out. In an instant the pair were grappling
-together, and a gouging thumb did its horrid work. Then, tearing himself
-away, eyeless, the lesser man ran screaming blindly into the sideboard
-at the other side of the cabin. His friend pitched stiffly forward, and
-fell face downward amongst the dishes, lying there without so much as a
-quiver. He was stone dead. With the black-handled knife that had carved
-their baking of pork, Nutt had stabbed him from the shoulder down through
-his heart.
-
-“That saves my cartridges,” said Captain Kettle, and took his cocked
-revolver from where it lodged between his knee and the under side of the
-table.
-
-He passed swiftly out through the pantry door, and was just in time for
-what he expected. The negroes, alarmed by Nutt’s shrieks, were rushing
-from the mess-room to see what had gone wrong. He charged and drove them
-furiously back. They turned and ran before him, tumbling over one another
-in their scared haste; and then he took up his place in the doorway,
-threatening them with steady weapon and crisp, decisive tongue.
-
-“Quick,” he cried, “quick, you scum; unload yourselves. Pitch overboard
-your knives and razors and whatever you’ve got, or, by James, if a man of
-you stops to think, I’ll blow his brains through the port-hole.”
-
-The negroes obeyed him in sullen, frightened silence, and stood with
-elbows up facing him as he covered them. Kettle watched the three with
-steady eye; but his ear was cocked down the passage, drinking in every
-rustle which came from the place he had left.
-
-The shriekings of the eyeless man in the cabin had given way to groans;
-and then there came the sound of bumps and scratchings, as though he were
-blundering madly about to find something; and then the pattering of naked
-feet as he groped his way up the lead-covered steps of the companion. So
-intently did they follow this one man’s movements that it seemed to them
-as though all other sounds were hushed, even to the never-ceasing hum of
-the insects.
-
-With awe the listeners held their breath for what might come next. But
-they had not long to wait. From the deck above there burst out a wild
-tirade of hate and blasphemy, which ended in a shrieking cry of despair
-and a plunging splash; and once more the distant noises of the night
-closed in upon them.
-
-“Nutt,” said Captain Kettle, “is dead, and I’m almost sorry. I believe I
-could have liked that man. He’d grit in him, had Nutt, and he wouldn’t
-take cheek from a living soul. Your other boss also is dead; killed by
-Nutt. So you’re my niggers now, and will be till I’ve done with you.”
-
-“Whord you mean?” one of the captives asked, with a whine.
-
-“You’ll have to do what niggers were sent in the world for, and that’s
-work. Your fool of a government says you aren’t slaves now, and so I
-won’t treat you as such. That is, you’ll be paid. But I shall get my
-money’s worth out of you first.”
-
-“I guess this is a free country. You can’t make us work unless we choose.”
-
-“I’ve had that said before to me,” Kettle rejoined grimly, “by better men
-than you—white men—and they changed their minds when I got to handling
-them. You’ll see later. But for now you’ve got to stay here; and if you
-get out, and I find you rambling, you’ll be shot like crows. You quite
-understand?”
-
-He shut the mess-room door and locked it, and once more went to the main
-cabin. The tall man lay exactly as he had fallen, and from underneath his
-neck five tricklets of red spread out across the slopped table-cloth,
-like the fingers of a monstrous hand. The lamplight fell also upon other
-smearings of red, where Nutt had groped his way round the panelling.
-Kettle leaned up against the rail of the sideboard and wiped his face
-with a napkin. Perspiration had loosened the coal dust, and the skin came
-out white, with only here and there a smudge of the old grime.
-
-“Supposing,” he said to himself, “we were nabbed now, and there was a
-trial, who’s to prove I didn’t put the pork-knife in that man? Oh dear
-Lord, what a hat it’s getting.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX.
-
-SUBJECTS FOR MATRIMONY.
-
-
-Miss Kildare gave a shrug to her shoulders. “Yes,” she said, “I suppose
-it is a different me. I’ve got my hair done up, and longer skirts, and
-all the rest of it. In fact, like the young person in the book, I’ve
-growed. But I don’t see that you have altered much, except that you’re
-just a tiny-iny bit crows-footy about the eyes. You haven’t even grown a
-mustache, as I always wanted you to do.”
-
-“Didn’t know I was going to meet you, or I might have spared my razor.”
-
-“I wish you’d known, then. But fancy your turning up here of all places.
-It is an extremely small world—there’s no doubt about that. Well, Pat, as
-we’ve each said at least twenty times apiece how surprised we are to see
-one another, suppose you come out on to the piazza and tell me things. We
-shall have a crowd round us if we stay here in the hall much longer.”
-
-“My dear child, what things?” asked Onslow, laughing. “I’ve been
-chattering history to you ever since I turned up at the hotel.”
-
-The girl seated herself in a cool, cane rocker, and picked up a palm-leaf
-fan. “Hundreds of things. To begin with, what are people wearing in Town
-just now?”
-
-“In London? Oh, frock coats, rather longer than ever, and narrow-stripe
-trousers, and toppers with just twopennyworth of curl in them—not more.”
-
-“But I mean the women?”
-
-“Fifteen yards to the skirt, and they’re beginning to drape them. The
-fashionable deformity at present is elephantiasis of the biceps—I mean
-gigot sleeves. They start at the ears, and go down to the elbows—some of
-them further.”
-
-“Ah,” said Miss Kildare, thoughtfully, “I used to have good arms. Not
-quite as nice as Mabel’s, though. But latterly I haven’t been in places
-where evening dress was used. By the way, do you dance still?”
-
-“Keen on it as ever.”
-
-“What’s the waltz like now?”
-
-“Capering on hot bricks. Heaps more exercise to the furlong. People kill
-themselves at it much sooner.”
-
-“Reverse?”
-
-“In the north of England, where they all dance well, they’re like the
-Americans, and go each way alternately. In London and the south, where
-most of them waltz vilely, reversing is Aceldama.”
-
-“I suppose,” said Miss Kildare, with her eyes meditatively following
-a bronze-green humming-bird which was darting about a trumpet-vine on
-the piazza rail, “I suppose we shall have a hop here to-night. I shan’t
-reverse; and when my partners ask why, I shall tell them it’s the latest
-thing. One always likes to be as English as possible. Tell me something
-else that it’s toney to do.”
-
-“Read nasty novels, written by women you wouldn’t sit in the same room
-with, and then gush about them afterwards. That’s a very fashionable
-amusement with the up-to-date young women.”
-
-“Ugh, Pat, don’t be a pig. Besides, that wouldn’t suit my style a bit.”
-
-“But why want to change, Elsie? Don’t you appreciate yourself as you are
-at present? I’m sure other people would.”
-
-“That’s blarney.”
-
-“No,” said Onslow, judicially, “I think it’s ordinary fact.”
-
-“Is it really, though? I am glad. You know, I’ve thought lately my
-present stock-in-trade wouldn’t pass muster outside Florida. I can handle
-a boat in any weather, and ride anything that’s called a horse, and can
-dance decently in American fashion; but I can’t do anything else, except
-perhaps talk, if that counts.”
-
-Onslow laughed. “You are refreshing,” he said. “But why this inventory of
-stock?”
-
-“Because, Pat, I’m wondering how I shall get on in England. I’m going out
-there this fall. I’m two and twenty, you know, and I can do as I like,
-and living in the back blocks is beginning to pall.”
-
-“Going there by yourself?”
-
-“No, I’m not quite so independent as that. The Van Liews, the people I’m
-staying with here, spend the winter in London, and they’re going to take
-me with them.”
-
-“And afterwards, you come back again to the States?”
-
-Miss Kildare again watched the bronze-green humming-bird. “_Quien sabe?_”
-she said. “I may be induced to stay.”
-
-“What! You’re going to get married?”
-
-“Why not, if I have an invitation? Twenty-two’s getting on.”
-
-“Ah,” said Onslow, and set to rocking his chair.
-
-“Yes?”
-
-“I didn’t say anything.”
-
-“You said ‘Ah,’ Patrick, and that meant you thought a lot besides.”
-
-“Quite right, I did. It had never quite struck me till then that you were
-a completely grown-up young woman now, and might any day see a man to
-go into permanent partnership with. It’s a bit of a jar—I mean, it comes
-oddly to one at first to think of you as married, Elsie.”
-
-“_Shoo-ssh!_ Pat, get up and drive that humming-bird away. He won’t go
-for me, greedy little beast; and if he stays any longer I know he’ll
-over-eat himself. Well, you’d better brace yourself up for a blow,
-because married I mean to be some day. Who knows but what you’ll beat me
-in the race?”
-
-“I?”
-
-“Why not? When Duvernay died, Mabel became a widow.”
-
-“That,” said Onslow, “is the usual sequence of events.”
-
-“You know she never wanted to marry him.”
-
-“So I was led to understand some five years back. Yet marry him she did
-nevertheless, and that after due publication of banns. I might remark,
-Elsie, that that humming-bird you were interested in is still gorging
-himself out of those red flowers just on the other side of you.”
-
-“Some creatures never know when to stop. Now I do,” said Miss Kildare.
-“That’s the bell for dinner. I must go and tidy myself.”
-
-Meanwhile in that same Floridan hotel a certain Mr. Kent-Williams, a
-young gentleman of England, who was throwing poker dice at the bar with
-two friends for ante-prandial cocktails, was looking at the same subject
-from a different coign of view. He was a young gentleman who had not
-made a conspicuous success of himself at home, and had been deported
-to Florida with a view to extracting a fortune from orange growing.
-As on reaching the spot he found this was difficult of achievement,
-he wisely did not worry his brain with any vain attempts, but was
-content with living in inexpensive retirement under a palmetto-shuck
-for nineteen-twentieths of each quarter, and blossoming out during the
-remaining days in riotous living at the Point Sebastian hotel on the
-allowance which reached him from home. And with him were two others who
-had been softly nurtured, and who were also taking their quarterly nip of
-semi-civilization.
-
-“I tell you,” said Mr. Kent-Williams, “she’s a clinking fine specimen,
-that Kildare girl, and, by Jove, I ought to be a judge if any one is
-round here. Look! three sevens, first shot: good, I’ll keep these, and
-see if I can rattle out another. She’ll go to England and marry a duke
-as sure as fits, don’t you know. I wonder if Onslow will hitch on to the
-other sister. Looks like it, his coming here after the Duvernay beast
-turned up his toes. I never could stand Duvernay; not a ’Varsity man,
-don’t you know, and hadn’t been anywhere to school. Simply a bit of
-money, and thought he could swagger on that. By Jove! two bullets. That
-makes me a Full House, and I’ll stand on it. Collar the box, Willie, dear
-boy, and beat me if you can.”
-
-“No,” said Willie, scooping the dice into the leather box, and
-thoughtfully stirring them before he emptied on to the pewter counter.
-“I don’t think—ar—Duvernay was anybody. I did know him here, of course,
-because one couldn’t help it, but I—ar—don’t recollect meeting him at the
-club or anywhere before we—ar—came out. By ged! look there! Fours first
-shot. Of course, the Kildares are all right as far as family goes, but
-they’re poor as regards the—ar—almighty dollar. If it wasn’t for that, by
-ged! I wouldn’t mind going in for the fair Elsie myself. Wobinson, old
-chappie, take the box and agitate. You won’t beat my four ladies.”
-
-“I wish,” said Kent-Williams, meditatively, “I knew what Onslow was going
-to do. Mabel Duvernay’s a charming woman, and she’s got at least £500
-a year. I don’t want to make a fool of myself if Onslow’s still in the
-running. And, by Jove! I know she’s as fond of him as ever. That beast
-Duvernay used to twit her with it when he was in an extra vile temper.”
-
-“Go slow,” advised Robinson, “and hang back for bets. Here, I can’t
-improve on two pairs, so you and I throw again. Here’s the box. By the
-way, why not ask Onslow yourself? You knew him well enough at Cambridge,
-and you aren’t shy.”
-
-“I’m not shy, dear boy, and I used to know Patrick Onslow well before
-I came out. He’s a devilish genial fellow, so long as you rub him the
-right way, but I shouldn’t like to cross-question him too much about Mrs.
-Duvernay. You see, don’t you know, he was most infernally struck on the
-lady before she was married, and he’s one of those fellows with a long
-memory, who don’t forget. Now I, dear boy, have been in love with heaps
-of women in my time, and they with me; but when they gave me the chuck,
-or I got tired of them, I didn’t break my blessed heart, or play the
-goat, or do anything of that kind. I simply went on to the next caravan,
-which is a devilish comfortable amusement. But old Pat isn’t built that
-way. He’s one of those fools who would get gone on a woman and keep her
-in mind for years and years afterwards. Mighty dreary sort of game to my
-way of thinking. By Jove! four kings. If you beat those, dear boy, may I
-live on sweet potatoes and mullet for all the rest of my natural life.”
-
-“Oh, Lord,” said Robinson, “£500 a year—twenty-five hundred dollars!
-One could pig along with that very comfortably in lots of places. What
-unlucky brutes some of us are. Oh, curse it, just my form; two pairs
-again. We won’t prolong the agony. My shout—what’ll you fellows have?”
-
-They drank their cocktails, and went into the vast, bare dining-hall,
-where a shining negro waiter supplied each with a tumbler of iced tea and
-two dozen oval dishes of comestibles.
-
-“Onslow seems thick enough with the Kildare girl,” Kent-Williams
-observed. “But, of course, he knew her when she was a kid, and they’d
-have heaps to talk about. What do you think, Willie?”
-
-“How should I know, dear chappie? I’m not one of those thought-reading
-fellows. But perhaps she’s—ar—telling him about her sister. Girls
-always try and run a fellow for their sisters if they can’t get the
-fellow—ar—for themselves.”
-
-“Here, waiter!” shouted Robinson, “what did you bring sweet potatoes for?
-Nobody ordered them. Take the damned things away and bury them.” The
-waiter grinned and vanished with the dishes, and Robinson set to savagely
-tearing at a tough beefsteak with a silver-bladed knife. “Money’s run
-out,” he grumbled, “and back we go to-morrow to live like wild beasts in
-a palmetto-shuck, on that accursed food and nothing else. I believe that
-foul, grinning nigger knew, and brought those sweet spuds here just to
-insult us. I’ve a great mind to break his beastly neck.”
-
-“What’s the use of getting hot over it this weather?” said Kent-Williams.
-“If you did break the nigger’s neck it wouldn’t add to your income, and
-that’s the only occupation I know worth living for.”
-
-“And, therefore, you want to marry Mrs. Duvernay?”
-
-“Or any one else with a modicum of dollars. I’m not prejudiced. Believe
-me, dear boy, I could pour out a whole wealth of affection on sweet
-Mabel or sweet Kitty, or sweet anybody else who was able to support
-me in moderate comfort. At present my talents are thrown away during
-nineteen-twentieths of the year, because Nature never intended me to
-shine as a noble savage. Consequently, dear boy, I’m ready to throw
-myself away on any one.”
-
-“Oh, I like that,” said Robinson. “You might have married a girl here
-last winter.”
-
-“The traveling English person without the aitches? Yes, dear boy, I did
-think about it. But I came to the conclusion that she was too old to
-reform, and, don’t you know, one really couldn’t stand living with an
-aitchless person eternally for any amount of income. Of course, it was a
-sacrifice, and the poor girl was very let down; but I think she’ll get
-over it in time. They all do.”
-
-“Probably she has done,” said Robinson, grimly. “From what he said, her
-father was quite resigned to your loss before he left here.”
-
-“My prospective father-in-law was sordid. He couldn’t appreciate a
-gentleman. Now, Mabel’s papa is in a better land, and, by Jove! that’s a
-great point in her favor. I never could stand paternal advice.”
-
-“You seem to be making pretty sure of getting the lady.”
-
-“I’m not at all sure, but I want to find out how the land lies. And,
-by Jove! clever thought! I know how to do it. I’ll go to Onslow after
-dinner, tell him I’m going to call on Mrs. Duvernay to-morrow, and offer
-to take him down there in my dug-out. I shall soon see what his game is.
-If he’s after her still, he’ll look jealous, and trust me for seeing it;
-and if he isn’t, why it’s a walk-over.”
-
-“All the same,” remarked his other friend, “I don’t think I’d—ar—put very
-long odds on you, old chappie. There’s nothing certain in this life, and
-widows are apt—ar—to keep a fellow dangling till a fellow gets tired.
-Finished? Then let’s go to the bar and throw for liqueurs. Mine’s _crême
-de menthe_.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX.
-
-AT POINT SEBASTIAN.
-
-
-Now the great rambling, wooden hotel in which Miss Elsie Kildare was
-staying under care of her friends, the Van Liews, though on the end
-of a telegraph-wire, and within easy day’s steam of a railroad, was
-not particularly far in crow’s-flight from that uncharted river where
-the _Port Edes_ lay stranded on a sand-bar. The hotel, in fact, backed
-upon the Everglades, and faced the blue, crisping waters of the Mexican
-Gulf. At one side of it was a plantation of sisal hemp, and beyond that
-thickets of saw-grass, and beyond again cypress-trees and cabbage-palms
-sprouting from an undergrowth which was bound into an impenetrable
-_cheveux de frise_ with wait-a-bit thorn. At the other side were newly
-planted umbrella-trees, two decrepit orange-bushes without fruit, twenty
-luxuriant chumps of elephants’ ears, and then straggles of palmetto-scrub
-right down to the soft white banks of Gulf sand. Beyond was clear blue
-water, with a rickety wooden wharf straddling a mile out into it, like
-some uncouth, gray-legged centipede. And beneath the water, dented rusty
-food-cans grew intimate with the coral polyp.
-
-In winter time, Point Sebastian was a resting-place for nabobs of the
-north, and a congregation spot for those delightful American women who
-leave a convenient husband at work elsewhere on the dollar-mill. But,
-in the warmer months, these worthy people did their pleasure-living at
-the sea beaches of the north, or the hotels of the Alleghanies; and the
-rest-house at Point Sebastian locked and covered most of its glories. The
-Floridan who stays in Florida all summer does so usually because of a
-tightness in the exchequer; and for the few of him who came to dissipate
-a small but hardly scraped-up hoard in a spell of semi-civilization, a
-tenth of the available rooms made ample lodging place.
-
-Still there was a summer season of sorts at Point Sebastian, which
-was merry enough in its way. Most nights, on the parquet of the hall,
-a cheery score danced under the glare of electric lights to the lilt
-of Teuton fiddles; and in the cool gloom of the piazzas outside, if
-straitened means did prevent the actual drafting of marriage contracts,
-even penury undisguised could enjoy the dallyings of the week’s
-flirtation. Mr. Kent-Williams and his tribe were entertaining fellows
-enough to meet for a limited time, and maidens, come into the hotel for
-an annual outing, basked in the odor of their pretty sayings, and frankly
-prepared themselves for nothing beyond temporary amusement.
-
-Patrick Onslow met at least five men there he knew, which shows the
-great advantage of being a University man; because, since at Oxford
-and Cambridge they most successfully refrain from teaching anything
-that is of commercial use to any one except a parson or a doctor or a
-school-master, it naturally follows that many men from those seats of
-learning fail to make a living at home, and drift across the seas.
-
-He did not make the smallest secret about his advent. As the newspapers
-had told them already, he had been on the unlucky _Port Edes_ when she
-came to grief, but had managed to get ashore by a marvelous streak of
-luck, and found himself at a spot where, less than a year ago, he had
-been wandering about on a shooting expedition. Thence he had made his way
-in a dug-out, bought from a Seminole, to the hotel on Point Sebastian.
-_V’la tout_. There was nothing surprising about it. He had had several
-opportunities for drowning before that, but none of them had ever come
-off. So he supposed that the _Parcæ_ marked him out to live. And—what
-would they have? His shout.
-
-At that period Mr. Patrick Onslow was feeling extremely pleased with
-himself. He hated the work at which he had been engaged, as any man must
-hate being mixed with a swindle, be it great or small. And the end seemed
-near—the end, conjoined to full success.
-
-He had had a struggle for it, because once more Captain Kettle had felt
-inclined to fight for his own hand rather than do all things for mere
-employers, who only paid him a small salary. It was when Onslow woke from
-that dead sleep on the wheel grating of the upper bridge, and came down
-to learn of the tragedy of the plume-hunters which had taken place during
-his unconsciousness, that he got the first hint of this. The little
-captain received him with cold stiffness, was wooden when asked for any
-suggestion, and snarled when Onslow inquired what ailed him. It was the
-donkeyman who put the difficulty into words.
-
-“And, captain, now,” said he, “how much might yez be getting out of all
-this for yerself?”
-
-“£500.”
-
-“Begor it’s a mighty lot of money, and little enough too. I wish I’d it
-meself, an’ more. I’d like a house ashore, an’ a wife, an’ an ass-cart
-that I might dhrive her out in like a gentleman, besides other things.”
-
-“Oh, stop that. Don’t tell me what a man might do if he’d his pick
-of the money in this ship. I can figure that out for myself without
-suggestions from any blasted Irishman. Have been doing in fact.”
-
-“Ah, now, captain dear, don’t be cross wid me, because I was going on to
-say that in case of trouble—in case there was, we’ll say, a thrifling
-argument, I’d be on your side. Mr. Onslow, you’re a gentleman, an’ I like
-ye well, but the captain here’s me officer—an’—well, sor, a boy must look
-after himself sometimes, ’specially when there’s a chance like this ready
-to his fingers. ’Twon’t come again in a lifetime.”
-
-“Probably not,” said Onslow. He lay back in his chair with linked fingers
-behind his head. “Look here, Kettle, if you want to shoot me, pull out
-your gun and get it over. Then you and Sullivan can run the cargo where
-you please, and share it how you like. But that’s the only way you’ll
-make me consent to your taking what’s beyond your due. Shelf trusted me,
-and, by Jove, I’m going to act fairly by Shelf if he were a ten times
-bigger thief than I know him to be already. Now then, jump quick; let’s
-have it over.”
-
-They were in the chart-house. Captain Kettle puckered his head for a
-minute’s thought, and then, getting up, shut and locked the starboard
-door. He took that key, and the key also of the other door, which gave
-upon the head of the companion-way, and handed them both to Onslow.
-
-“Now, sir,” said he, “you lock me and the donkeyman in here, and go and
-do as you like. But I advise you to take your infernal gold somewhere out
-of this ship, because as sure as it’s there when I next come out of this
-room, so sure do I go and loot it. That’s my bunk there, bang above the
-place where it’s stowed, and I’ve sat on top of those sovereigns like a
-hen every watch below I’ve had this voyage, and heard ’em chinkle, and
-wondered what they’d hatch out into. You perhaps, understand what I mean?”
-
-Onslow nodded.
-
-“Then take the synch from me, sir, and cart your boxes away as quick
-as you can. Poor men like me shouldn’t have big temptations. It isn’t
-healthy—for their neighbors. No, by James! Here, get out of this, Mr.
-Onslow, or I shall be doing you a violence yet; and mind you lock the
-door. Donkey-man, you hound, there’s whisky in that bottom locker. Take
-the clean glass yourself, and give me the dirty one.”
-
-Onslow read the little man’s mind to a comma, and bowed gravely without
-speaking. Then he did as he was bidden with the door and key, and went
-below, and began the Herculean task of bringing up the iron-bound specie
-boxes one by one out of the cabin where they had ridden from the Mersey
-dock. He placed them in the port quarter boat, which he had lowered from
-its davits flush with the bridge deck rail; and when she was loaded he
-put the boat into the river. He rowed her far up stream, past bights and
-bayous, till he found a narrow canal leading off the main river through
-mangrove clumps, and held on up that till the boat reached a great round
-vat of black water, walled all around with solemn cypress-trees, and
-roofed to darkness by their fringing branches.
-
-One by one the boxes were raised on the gunwale and launched with a
-sullen plunge; and it seemed an age before the foul-smelling bubbles came
-up to tell that they had sounded bottom. And then away back for another
-load. And then for a third. The inky water closed over all, and not so
-much as a splinter from one of the boxes floated on the surface.
-
-Small fear of any one raiding that _cache_, Onslow thought; and two days
-later, with a clear mind, he was cabling “_Right_” to Theodore Shelf from
-the Eastern Union Telegraph Company’s Office in the hotel hall at Point
-Sebastian.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Now, modern science enables us to cry a message by wire round half
-the earth at breakfast time, and have an answer returned to us before
-the gong sounds for luncheon; and it was in anticipation of a quick
-exchange of news like this that Onslow had come to the nearest outpost of
-civilization.
-
-He had hidden his £500,000 of gold, released the two men in the
-chart-house, with instructions that when they felt inclined (or
-sufficiently recovered) for work they should, with the negroes’ help, set
-about transforming the steamer’s appearance; and afterwards had made his
-way, partly overland by an Indian’s path he knew of, partly in dug-out
-through lagoon and bayou, to Point Sebastian. It was an entire surprise
-to him to meet Miss Kildare there. But this time it was no special shock.
-That early morning glimpse of her in the schooner had warned him of her
-neighborhood.
-
-He got a return message to his cable it is true; but not before noon on
-the following day. It said “_Take no steps: am writing_,” and seemed to
-hint at a change of plan.
-
-In another place he might have resented the delay. At least eleven days
-must pass, and probably more, before a letter could reach him; and all
-the while he would be condemned to inaction and anxiety. But, as it was,
-he read Mr. Theodore Shelf’s reply cablegram with a frown, which was
-quite evanescent, and felt a mild satisfaction in the respite. In the
-afternoon he took out Miss Kildare to fish for tarpon.
-
-By one of those singular chances which occur every century or so, a
-tarpon they did actually catch on that first day of fishing, a thirty
-pound monster, with glittering silver scales on him as big as dollars,
-who gave three hours’ frantic fight before he turned his belly to the
-skies, and submitted to traveling beachwards in the boat.
-
-“We got him between us,” said Miss Kildare. “That’s my first, and I’ve
-tried for him times out of number.”
-
-“My first also, and I’ve tarpon-fished for weeks.”
-
-“We seem to bring one another luck.”
-
-“It’s an undoubted fact, Elsie, we do.”
-
-The deduction seemed to give rise to thoughts in each of them, and they
-let their eyes rove vaguely over the blue Gulf waters for the next few
-minutes without speaking, whilst the boat rode gently over the windless
-swells which slid in through the outlying keys. A porpoise surged past
-them, coughing as he chased a shoal of mullet; and, overhead, a string
-of purple and yellow cranes screamed wearily as they flapped home to the
-Everglades after a day’s hard fishing on a growing reef.
-
-“They’ve all got to make their living,” said Onslow.
-
-“Who?” asked the girl.
-
-“I was thinking of those animals in the water and in the air, and, by
-analogy, the rest of the animal world. We all of us prey on something
-else, down to the ass who eats grass; or else we die.”
-
-“That’s a very sage remark, Pat. Have you been reading Schopenhauer
-lately, or is your bank account unhealthy?”
-
-Onslow laughed. “Was it pessimistic? I’m not given that way as a general
-thing. It’s so much pleasanter, for one’s self and everybody else, to
-look at matters from the cheerful point of view. But I was thinking at
-the time that if I’d been well off, and if other things had not happened
-as they did, my life would have been written very differently.”
-
-“You mean you might have been her Majesty’s Ambassador to the Court of
-Timbuctoo?”
-
-“Or something in that line, possibly—yes.”
-
-“Mabel,” said the girl, “is free now.”
-
-Onslow nodded dreamily, and once more let his gaze roam out across the
-waters. The boat rode uncared for over the gentle oily swells, and the
-sound of the surf crumbling on the distant keys fell on his ears, and
-droned to him a lingering tale of might-have-been. Mabel was free! The
-woman who had once promised to be his wife—the woman whose memory had
-driven him from pillar to post across the world through all those long,
-wild years, because his abiding love for her was too great a torment to
-be borne when he rested for a breathing space in one spot, and had time
-for thought. The woman who had, by pressure, been made to marry another
-man, whom neither on her wedding day nor at any after time did she ever
-love, was free again. Mabel Duvernay now, and Mabel Kildare no longer;
-but Mabel still, and free.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI.
-
-THE CYCLONE.
-
-
-A shining-faced negro waiter came up in answer to the bell, and brought
-tumblers of tinkling ice and water. Both Onslow and Miss Kildare drank
-thirstily, and then lay back again in their cane chairs, panting. The
-close heat was something terrible. There was not a breath of either sea
-breeze or land breeze, and the electric fan which whirred on the table
-behind them did little more than send a blast of sickly warmth. Down the
-long line of the piazza were the rest of the people in the hotel, the
-men cursing and mopping their faces, the women with closed eyes fanning
-themselves languidly. And, overhead, the shingles of the roof crackled
-and rustled in the baking air as though they were alive.
-
-Night came, and the bell clashed out its summons to dinner, but no one
-went in. The wooden sides of the hotel, baked through and through by a
-month of tropical sun, had made the rooms unendurable. So they stayed
-where they were, in the hot, oppressive dark, and blinked at the white
-summer lightning which splashed the violet heavens in front of them. In
-heavy panting beats the night seemed to close down upon them and pen them
-in, so that it was a labor to breathe.
-
-“I can’t stand this,” said Miss Kildare at last.
-
-“You’ve got to,” replied Onslow, wearily, “unless you choose to go down
-the beach and sit in the water with your clothes on.”
-
-“That would be some relief, although the water is as hot as tea. But I
-shan’t do that. I shall walk out along the pier over the sea. One may
-faint half way, and tumble over and get drowned; but anyway that’s better
-than staying here and being cooked slowly.”
-
-They got up together, and strolled wearily over the loose white sand,
-and then more crisply over the worn decking of the pier. Between the
-lightning flashes, the darkness above them was the darkness of a cave;
-but faint, phosphorescent fringes showed out amongst the piles beneath,
-and these guided them from walking over the edge of the planks.
-
-“You shouldn’t stay down here this weather,” Onslow said, as they paced
-down the narrow platform, with fingers intertwined. “You’ll lose your
-color and your beauty if you do, and get thin and sallow like Mrs. Van
-Liew.”
-
-No reply came, and Onslow said nothing more, but walked on thinking.
-
-“You’ve been here now nine whole days, Pat,” the girl said, breaking
-silence for the second time, when they were half a mile from the shore.
-
-“It can’t be. Yes, you’re right. Nine days! Time has gone quickly. What
-have we been doing all the time? Fishing once or twice, and a picnic to
-that Mound-Builder’s place down the canal; and I believe that’s all.
-We’ve just talked, and sometimes not even talked. You and I, little girl,
-know one another well enough to be companionable without always chatting.
-You see, we’ve always known one another. But still, nine solid days! I’d
-no idea till you spoke how long it was in actual point of time. It’s been
-very restful.”
-
-“You seem to have found it so. You’ve stayed all the time close about
-here. Do you know you have not once gone so much as a dozen miles from
-Point Sebastian.”
-
-Mrs. Duvernay’s place was fifteen miles away. Onslow saw the point.
-
-“No,” he said. “I haven’t found time. You and I have had so much to tell
-one another, Elsie.”
-
-“We always have been very good friends,” said the girl, and was going
-to add something else when her words were drowned by a furious crash of
-thunder.
-
-There had been no working up to it. The summer lightning was noiseless,
-and there had not been so much as a mutter of thunder all the day. The
-great bellow of noise had come in an instant without a rustle of warning.
-
-“That’s close overhead,” Onslow remarked, “and something else will
-follow. If it’s rain, we shall have a deluge falling in ropes, but I
-fancy we’re in for something different. We had better turn back, Elsie.”
-
-“In view of this heat, a wetting would be a distinct luxury; but I think,
-as you say, there is something else coming besides. Oh, Pat, here it is.
-Run, or we shall be caught.”
-
-The storm gave but one weird moan, a rustle and a shriek from over the
-treetops, and then was upon them. In a minute it was blowing with a
-hurricane force which no human being could stand against.
-
-The wind plucked the feet from under them, and they fell to the decking
-of the pier, gripping with their fingers in the gaps between the planks.
-A storm of sand and leaves and twigs beat against their heads. The crazy
-tressle-work of the pier buckled and swung beneath their bodies.
-
-“We must get shorewards,” Onslow yelled in his companion’s ear; “this
-jam-crack thing will go by the board directly.”
-
-“Right, oh,” came back the response cheerily enough, and together they
-began to warp themselves towards the beach and the wind, plank at a
-time. The girl was strong, and accustomed to using her muscles; but
-skirts are a poor rig to play caterpillar in, and her progress was slow
-even with Onslow’s help. When they had gained a score of yards, she bade
-him leave her to make the best of his own way. “I shall get along all
-right,” she cried. “Go and tell them I’m coming.”
-
-“Naturally I should,” he shouted back with a laugh. “Here, let me link my
-arm inside yours. That’s right. Now we’ll ferry along at twice the pace.”
-
-But they did not get much further. A minute afterwards, to the kick of a
-harder squall, the gray old pier tottered and clattered and crunched, and
-the wind was filled with flying boards, and Onslow found himself with one
-arm clutching the weed-clad stump of a pile, and the other wrapped round
-Elsie Kildare.
-
-“Hurt?” he shouted anxiously.
-
-“Not a bit. Sound as a bell. You?”
-
-“All right.”
-
-“But where’s the water? There should be six feet here, and I can feel
-none.”
-
-“Blown away to sea. We may thank God the wind is not on-shore, or we’d
-have been drowned, as hundreds of other poor wretches are this moment.
-Ah! That’s a shave.”
-
-A lightning flash showed them a huge tree plucked from its roots, and
-blowing past them, squirming and crashing about like a live mad thing.
-Then a heavy squared roof-beam hit their jagged pile, and missed Onslow’s
-arm by a nail’s breadth.
-
-“The hotel’s going down,” he shouted. “The air will be full of this stuff
-in a minute, and if we try to move we shall be brained before we’ve got a
-yard. Crouch down, dear, at the bottom of the post.”
-
-“You too?”
-
-“No, there isn’t room.”
-
-“Then I shall stand.”
-
-She dragged at his sleeve and pulled him to her side. “Stay by me here,
-Pat. You might get swept away, and I couldn’t bear that.”
-
-“Of course, I’ll stay by you, dear. I’ll never go till you turn me away.”
-He took new grip with his arms, pinning her between his breast and the
-weed-ragged leg of the pile. “Elsie, I want to tell you something. You
-know I’ve always liked you as a friend; but now it has come to more than
-that. Much more. Love, darling. Once my mind was full of another woman,
-and I thought I could never care for any one else as I cared for her.
-But that was years since—thousands of years it seems now—and, Elsie,
-I’ve—I’ve—forgotten her. She is only a name to me; and your sister. Dear,
-if we get away from this, do you think you could like me, too, a little
-more than an ordinary friend?”
-
-She put her lips to his ear. “Do you think we shall come out of it alive,
-Pat? Tell me honestly.”
-
-“I hope so.”
-
-“Honestly, Pat.”
-
-“I’m afraid, darling, it’s a poor chance.”
-
-Her soft, wet cheek nestled against him, and strands of her hair
-intertwined themselves with his. “Pat,” she said, “you never knew, but I
-loved you all along from the first.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Then, for the first time during many years, Patrick Onslow knew what it
-was to fear death. Before-time life had held many torments for him, and
-if lead or water or steel chose to show him the Great Secret, he did
-not very much care. Now it was all different. He lusted to live with a
-fierceness which almost drove him mad.
-
-“You are trembling,” the girl said anxiously.
-
-“I know I am. You have made me a rank coward, dear.”
-
-She understood him, and kissed his mouth; but no other words passed
-between them.
-
-The cyclone blew on, bellowing and tearing, and the fiends’ fingers
-of the wind did mischief beyond all reckoning. Timber which had stood
-hundreds of years, ceibas and cypresses, live oaks and pines, sprawled
-down amongst the tangled undergrowth, mere masses of splintered
-matchwood. The mangrove thickets were clogged with stones, with grasses,
-with gray tangles of Spanish moss. Lakes were licked from their beds
-and spirted far over the creaming waters of the Gulf. The land birds
-were driven like helpless spume-flakes far away to sea, and choked
-with the gale before they were flung breathless from its clutches. The
-palmetto-shucks of the humbler coast-dwellers vanished in dust. The frame
-houses of the better-to-do burst at all their angles, and spread like
-platforms upon the ground.
-
-And meanwhile the great straggling, wooden hotel on Point Sebastian
-dissolved away like a sandbank in a flooded estuary. First the
-heat-twisted shingles had been stripped off, flying away into the wind
-like some strange dark fowl sent as _avant-couriers_ of more fearsome
-things to come. Then weather-boards followed, singly and in coveys; then
-gable-ends and joists and rafters; all floating and pitching in the air
-as though the wind had the density of a tossing ocean stream. Chairs and
-wooden bedsteads, clothes blown out into grotesque shapes, as though the
-freakish spirits of the storm had donned them, the scantling of the long
-piazzas, and still more boards, whirred out into the night and vanished
-for ever down the track of the cyclone. And in the thick of this devil’s
-bombardment crouched men and women, and other things, shapeless and
-horrible, which had been men and women once. The tale of the dead grew
-with awful pace that night.
-
-Once there was a slight lull in the blast of the gale, and the driven-out
-waters of the shore began to return, and swirled knee-high about the two
-who were taking refuge at the foot of the pile.
-
-“Come,” said Onslow, taking the girl by the hand, “we must run for it.”
-And he led the way beachwards, blundering through piled up mounds of
-wreckage, whilst the stinging spindrift swirled around their heads and
-bit them upon the face like whips. But a flying missile from out of
-the inky blackness struck him on the curve of the temple before he had
-gone with her twenty yards, and the grip of his fingers loosened, and
-he swayed and fell without a word. The girl threw herself on his body,
-wailing that he was killed and that she too would stay there and die; but
-a wild hope seized her that he might be only stunned, and she took his
-body in her arms, and half dragging, half carrying, began to go with him
-once more by tedious inches towards the beach.
-
-Then the cyclone burst out afresh with all the torrent of its fury, and
-to move or even stand against the wind was a thing impossible. The girl
-and her burden were flung heavily to the ground, and a mass of driving
-wreckage slid above them and pressed them down. “Oh, Pat, Pat,” she
-cried, “I did so want to live with you, and now we must both die here.”
-
-Three terrible hours more they spent there, the girl expecting violent
-death to fall on her every next second, the man in her arms gradually
-returning to consciousness. And then, like an organ whose wind-chamber
-has emptied itself, the cyclone suddenly dropped its voice. It had arisen
-in a minute to the full of its strength, and in a single minute it lulled
-to a breathless calm, leaving the air scoured and sweet, and the land a
-tangled desert. The sea alone remembered its lashing actively, and fumed
-in a swell of sullen majesty in its deeper parts, and sent its angry
-waters back in rippling surf on to those shallow western beaches from
-which it had been so ruthlessly evicted.
-
-It was from this last returning tidal wave that the final danger came,
-but the two under that pile of wreckage managed to slip from beneath the
-wood when the waters loosened it, and run in the breaking dawn to the
-higher ground beyond. They were bruised, both of them, and Onslow was
-bleeding from a jagged cut on the head; but after all, their hurts were
-trifling compared with what they might have been. Three thousand people
-died in that night’s work amongst the Southern States; and the air was
-torn with the moan of those who were left, lamenting as they sought their
-dead.
-
-That day all who could lift a pair of hands had work to do, and the next,
-and the next; but on the fourth day from the cyclone, when the fallen
-had been buried and the quick housed, Onslow managed for the first time
-to get a word _en tête-à-tête_ with this woman who had said she loved
-him and had promised to be his wife. He had conned the matter over in
-his mind, and after heavy argument had decided not to hold any of his
-affairs secret from her; this of course having particular reference to
-the one affair by which he hoped to make a competence. He had visions of
-difficulties with her over it, but he began his confidence artfully.
-
-“Elsie,” he said, “I came here to Florida on business.”
-
-“Then,” replied Miss Kildare, “I’d like to give business a knob of sugar
-to eat and flowers to wear on his headstall. What color was business?
-White?”
-
-“Black, distinctly black, but valuable. In figures, slightly more than a
-quarter of a million in English money ought to come to me for my share
-out of him; or rather, as it now is, our share; yours and mine, dear.”
-
-“Oh, you duck, Pat! You don’t mean to say I’m to marry a rich man?
-Wherever did you steal the money from? Speculation?”
-
-“Speculation of sorts, though steal describes it better. It’s there, and
-that’s the main thing.”
-
-“Money in the pocket is better than ten plans to get it there any day.
-Pat, we’ll have a big steam yacht, and when we get sick of London we’ll
-go and see all the rest of the world. But you of all people to become a
-successful speculator! Tell me, what have you been making your corner in?
-Nothing unclean I hope, like short ribs of pork?”
-
-“Gold, if that will suit your ladyship.”
-
-“Oh, this is delightful. You’ve been trading on American necessities.
-Tell me all about it. I think I can follow. One hears so much about the
-silver question, that one can’t help understanding it a little.”
-
-So, with a pardonable _couleur de rose_, wherever tinting was available,
-Onslow told the story of his finding the channel into the Everglades,
-his compact with Shelf, the hazardous voyage of the S. S. _Port Edes_,
-and the subsequent disposal of the specie. The girl listened to the tale
-with close attention and unmoved face. Even the account of the mutiny
-and the gruesome encounter between Nutt and his friend failed to call up
-comment, because in domestic Florida a little dashing homicide is such a
-very common occurrence. But when Patrick Onslow had finished his say and
-looked to her for approval, he only got a grave and decisive shake of the
-auburn head.
-
-“Well, dear,” he asked at last, made very anxious by her silence.
-
-“No, Pat,” she said quietly, “I can’t share in a fortune which has been
-laid up that way. Heaven knows, I’m not squeamish. Hearing what I do out
-here about Trusts and Corners and Syndicates, and seeing what I can’t
-help seeing of the way the people around make their living, and still
-evade the law and retain respect, my notions of morality are very easy
-and slack. But——”
-
-“But I have gone too far?”
-
-She bowed her face gravely.
-
-“And so,” he said bitterly, “after all that I have gone through, and all
-I’ve done, you want me to give this fortune up. My God, Elsie, you know
-what a hateful thing poverty is as well as I do. Think what this money
-would buy. Love for one another we have already, and we can get besides
-every pleasure the heart can wish for. I know as well as you do that it
-was dirtily earned, and I hated the work of getting it, and I’ll never
-dabble in anything so foul again. My instincts bid me live as an upright
-gentleman, and with the proper income I could do that, and forget I was
-ever anything else. When I cease to be poor, I cease to be in the way of
-temptation. Don’t you see? And, besides, there is no chance of being
-found out. The money is supposed to be blotted out of existence, and
-it’s there now in the ’Glades as a private mine to dig at as we choose.
-Besides, I’m bound in honor to go on after getting thus far. It isn’t as
-if I were working for my own hand alone. Shelf’s my partner, and I can’t
-neglect Shelf’s interests for a sentiment.”
-
-“Mr. Shelf may do as he chooses, Pat; you yourself may do as you choose,
-dear; but I can’t alter what I’ve said. I love money, Heaven knows,
-but I couldn’t use money of that sort. You might forget how it came: I
-couldn’t. I can’t forget some things. I’ve a terrible memory when I don’t
-want it to act. I tried to forget you, Pat, ever since you left us in
-England till the day I saw you here, but I couldn’t. I used to pray for
-forgetfulness all those years, and it wouldn’t come; and if I were to
-marry you now, dear, with that money, I should always remember, just in
-the same way.”
-
-“What is the use of carrying thumbscrews in your pocket?” he asked half
-angrily.
-
-She smiled a little pained smile. “Can’t help it, Pat. I suppose it’s the
-way I’m built. But I’m only telling you facts.”
-
-“I thought,” he said brusquely, “you wanted to go back into society, and
-have a steam yacht; and do things comfortably. Now, without this quarter
-of a million which is lying ready to be picked up, you have two hundred
-a year, and I have three, which make five hundred pounds in all. I might
-point out to you that one can’t do much continuous splashing amongst
-smart people on that, in London or anywhere else. Unless, of course, you
-married some one else.”
-
-She flushed painfully. “Oh, Pat,” she said, “I don’t think I deserved
-that from you.”
-
-He dropped his arms round her and drew her to him tenderly. “No, dear,
-you didn’t. I was a brute. But it’s hard for a man to speak soberly when
-he’s just had all his plans smashed to the smallest kind of fragments,
-and stamped upon by the only person in the world whose opinion he cares
-a rap about. Of course I know all this business was a theft, a piece of
-piracy pure and simple. But circumstances elbowed one into it, and I
-bowed my head to them. Circumstances—you, that is, and you entirely—now
-drag me out of it, and I’m going to bow again, and say ‘Kismet.’ Only I
-wonder what will become of the money. I swear Shelf shan’t have the whole
-half million and the steamer too. But I don’t see how we are to give my
-share back to the rightful owners. One can’t very well draw a cheque on
-the Everglades, and send it to them anonymously by post.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII.
-
-MR. SHELF’S LITTLE SURPRISE.
-
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf had reached the end of his tether, and, like a shrewd
-business man, he knew it. There is a certain mad excitement in standing
-on a high ledge of an iceberg when the steps which you have clambered
-up by have splintered away, and the hundred-foot cliffs above are
-threatening every instant to descend in crashing avalanche. You know
-you have to jump into the cold green waters below, or be crushed out
-of existence; and lingering to the very last second is not without its
-fierce pleasures. The dive is chilly; the waters beneath unknown; final
-escape most hazardous. But it is not these things which make you loiter;
-it is the nearness of the crash behind; and that is fascinating beyond
-all words.
-
-Mr. Shelf was in a similar position. He knew that his commercial ledge
-was growing more and more dangerous every minute, by reason of the Law
-of the Land which loomed above, and yet for the life of him he could not
-tear himself away. He had waiting for him that snug _estançia_ on the
-banks of the Rio Paraguay which he had time-before made ready against a
-possible cataclysm; but it was left to wait. The excitement of lingering
-on in London was meat and drink to him. His daring would be spoken about
-afterwards; and though, it is true, he might not be blessed, still he
-would not be forgotten.
-
-That last was, perhaps, the chief reason which made him stay on. The
-vanity of the man was colossal. He had been tickled by the improving
-young men, he had been tickled in his tabernacle, he had been tickled by
-a parliamentary constituency; but these did not glut him. He wanted more,
-far more; and if he could not distinguish himself in the way his wife
-had hoped, he would at last be famous in his fall. If only he could have
-stayed on three days more and seen his baronetcy gazetted in the birthday
-list, he could then have made the most sensational exit on record. But
-even debarred of this—for he could not avert the crash by even those
-three short days—he did not intend to depart without his special ruffle
-of Society drums.
-
-He had a scheme, too, in his waiting, of taking a vengeance on this
-same wife who had made it necessary for him to fall at all. Without her
-wild extravagance he would have been able to weather the commercial
-depression which had weighed him down; but she had scoffed at warnings,
-and increased the muster-roll of her guests, and fed them on bank-notes.
-What this scheme was he confided to no one but George, and George did not
-split. George hated Mrs. Shelf to the extent of showing ivory whenever
-she was near him.
-
-“George,” said Mr. Shelf, at the conclusion of one of these grim
-confidences, “I shall be a lonely man. You must come out there with me.”
-
-And George poked a cold black nose into Mr. Shelf’s hand, and said that
-he should be vastly disappointed if he was left behind.
-
-Now Mr. Theodore Shelf intended to have his vengeance on the night of a
-ball which his wife was going to give, and which for sheer gorgeousness
-and distinguished assembly was to rival by far all her previous efforts;
-and he was quite satisfied in his own mind that the action would be
-entirely justifiable. Still he was a man not without natural affections.
-He was extremely fond of his ward, Amy Rivers, even though, through the
-hard commercial shrewdness of Hamilton Fairfax, he had been obliged to
-refund her fortune which he had laid hands upon, and so bring nearer
-the day of his own ruin. Many men would have visited their natural
-annoyance on the girl, but Shelf did not. Indeed, he was only known to be
-disagreeable to her once, and that once was the last time he and she had
-speech together; and what he said then was entirely to her interest and
-without any profit to himself. It was on the morning of the great ball,
-and he called her to him in his room, and asked if Fairfax would be there
-that evening.
-
-“Of course,” she said. “Why?”
-
-“After what has passed between us?”
-
-“You mean in the City?”
-
-“I do, my dear. Mr. Fairfax has displeased me much. First of all,
-he resigned from the directorate of my new company, the ‘Brothers
-Steamship Association,’ on which I had placed him, a very flattering
-position for so young a man; and then he caused me deep sorrow in
-doubting the pureness of my motives in floating the company at all. I am
-long-suffering, Amy, and because it is my duty to bear with the hasty, I
-do so as much as possible. But Mr. Fairfax over-stepped the mark. Such a
-spirit as his would cause dissension amongst our simple-minded workers,
-and I felt it due to them that he should no longer be at their side.”
-
-“So you gave him the—well, the sack. Of course, I know.”
-
-“Perhaps,” said Mr. Shelf, with a smile of pain, “he will be able to
-obtain employment elsewhere, or, being a young man of means, he may
-choose to set up in business for himself; but I fear, my dear, that he
-will miss many of the Christian influences which so elevate and purify
-the dependents of Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf.”
-
-Miss Rivers shrugged her shoulders. “Isn’t this,” she said, “to do with
-the City and not Park Lane? As Mrs. Shelf says, we’re ordinary society
-heathens when we’re here, and as she sent Hamilton his card, I don’t see
-that it matters. It’s Mrs. Shelf’s ‘At Home.’”
-
-“And not mine, Amy? You are right in the word, my dear, but not in the
-spirit. As a Christian, of course I have already forgiven the wrong Mr.
-Fairfax has done me in doubting the pureness of my motives. But this
-humble roof is mine, Amy, and it would grieve me to receive under it any
-one with whom I am not on terms of brotherly amity. But perhaps you can
-assure me, my dear, that Mr. Fairfax has already repented him of his
-hasty and unjust words.”
-
-“No, that,” said Miss Rivers, “I’m sure he hasn’t.”
-
-“Then,” replied Mr. Theodore Shelf, with a sorrowful firmness, “I cannot
-receive him. I couldn’t do it.”
-
-“I suppose you know,” the girl retorted sharply, “that if Hamilton does
-not come here to-night, I shan’t either.”
-
-“You are my ward.”
-
-“I may be. But you’ve never tyrannized over me, and you are not going to
-begin now. I tell you flatly that if it’s no Hamilton, it’s going to be
-no me. I shall go to Hampstead to stay with my cousin.”
-
-“I cannot give way in this, Amy. My conscience will not permit me.”
-
-“Very well. May I have the carriage, or must I order a hansom?”
-
-“My dear child, I can refuse you nothing in reason. The brougham is now,
-as it always has been, entirely at your disposal.”
-
-Miss Rivers left the room, and Mr. Shelf scrubbed his dog’s ragged head.
-“She’s angry with me now, George,” he said, with a fat, satisfied smile,
-“but I think she’ll change her mind afterwards. She’s a clever girl, and
-she’ll see. So will that young beggar Fairfax, confound him!”
-
-Then Mr. Shelf put George on a comfortable chair, and turned to his
-table. He had, as may be imagined, a good deal of writing to get through,
-and a considerable deal of burning; and the work took him till very late.
-Then he dressed, slipped out for dinner, and returned by eleven o’clock,
-to stand behind his wife, and watch her as she received her guests, and
-share with her the warm congratulations on their coming accession to
-title. He thought he had never seen the woman look so handsome or so
-queenly, and once or twice he half regretted the blow which he was going
-to bring down upon her. But then his eyes would fall on the walls of
-the room, and the silver lamps, and the flowers; and the items of that
-gorgeous display would go into his soul, and wither up any morsel of
-compassion which might have been there.
-
-“A man’s impelling motive is not always under his own hat,” he overheard
-some one saying as they passed him, and he applied the words to himself;
-and when he remembered the ruthless extravagance which no words or
-entreaties of his own could stay, and which alone (so he believed) had
-forced him into knavery, he felt that social death was a poor requital to
-the woman who had worked his ruin. A knife was more her due. And yet, and
-yet, she was such a monstrous fine woman, and so thoroughly clever in the
-_rôle_ she had set herself to play.
-
-It certainly was a gorgeous assembly. Not made up exclusively of the very
-best people perhaps, though many of them were there; but it looked wealth
-unspeakable. Men in evening dress cannot show this; if they fail to
-appear like waiters, that is the utmost they can expect. But the women!
-They carried it on their shoulders and backs, as they have done since the
-beginning of time. Their dresses were a dream of cost and loveliness,
-their jewelery a chain of rainbows.
-
-“Oh, Lord,” said one young man with predatory instincts, who propped a
-wall, “why aren’t I a practising bushranger just now? There’s some of the
-finest diamonds in all the world here to-night, and two Johnnies with
-pistols could stick up the whole house. Why’s England such a beastly safe
-place? If there was a hard, wooden chair anywhere here to sit on and
-think, I believe I’d turn anarchist on the spot.”
-
-“Don’t reduce the crowd to L. S. D.,” said a fellow prop. “It spoils the
-poetry of the thing. Now, I find them good enough to look at.”
-
-“Never said they weren’t,” rejoined the other. “Only thing is they aren’t
-mine. Now, I could do very well with the lot of them.”
-
-“This isn’t Turkey,” said his friend, reprovingly.
-
-“Oh, not the women. I’ve got one wife, and she’s enough for me. But I’d
-like the dresses and the diamonds. I’d sell ’em second-hand to the Jews,
-and riot on the proceeds. Talking of sales, come and find some burgundy
-cup.”
-
-They went away from the ballroom, passing down the broad, shallow
-stairway, and were going to cross the hall, when a man stopped them and
-told them the way was closed.
-
-“What’s the matter? Has there been an accident?”
-
-“Well, perhaps it might be an accident, sir. ’Tisn’t for me to say.”
-
-“Who the devil are you, anyway?”
-
-“A member of the metropolitan police force, sir; a plain-clothes man,
-at your service. Stand back, sir, I say. You can’t come down here. The
-police are searching the lower part of the house.”
-
-“My aunt! Has there been a burglary?”
-
-“They are looking for Mr. Shelf,” said the policeman, shortly. “There’s
-a warrant out against him for embezzlement. But that needn’t affect you
-gentlemen and ladies up-stairs. You can go on with your dancing.”
-
-The two guests looked at one another, and broke into a strained laugh.
-Then they calmed their faces again, and went back up the stair.
-
-“And I was envying that man a minute ago,” said one of them. “Well, ‘all
-flesh is but grass,’ as the poor beggar would say himself. Shows how
-little you can gauge a man’s finances from seeing what he spends. I say,
-bet you a fiver my wife goes to the trial. She knows a judge.”
-
-The music stopped at the end of a polka, and the gabble of talk burst
-promptly out with a clatter, and was carried about all over the house.
-But by degrees it hushed, and in its place grew the rustle of whispers.
-The scandal microbe travels quicker than his cousin of cholera. Curious
-glances were cast over the banisters by men and women, who half hoped,
-half feared to see their host led away in custody.
-
-Some were sorry; some were shocked; a few were grimly glad. The band
-broke out into “El Dorado;” and, being the best band in London, it
-played it so that the very chairs tried to jig about and dance of their
-own accord. But no leather sole kissed the glistening parquet of the
-ballroom. The only things that moved there were the music-players, and
-a tatter of tulle which whirled about to the gale of the cornet. The
-guests in that house were running from it as though the black plague had
-broken out. The police had withdrawn their cordon from the bottom of the
-staircase, and were leaving the spot, as the careful Mr. Shelf had done
-some short time earlier.
-
-Mrs. Theodore Shelf stood like a woman mazed. She could not change
-color, for happily that was fixed, according to the canons of the day;
-but she posed herself erectly behind a chair in the drawing-room, and
-gripped with her gloved hands upon the back, till muscles arose in
-her plump white arms which had never shown there before. Through the
-doorless doorway she saw an unbroken stream of her guests, cloaked and
-shawled, making their way to the head of the stair. Most kept their
-looks studiously before them; and of the few who cast her a glance,
-half-scared, half-curious, few added the smallest ghost of a bow.
-
-Of all that wondrous crowd, no women at all, and two men only, came up to
-her before they went. One said, “Good night, Mrs. Shelf.” The other said,
-“Good night, Laura; I’m very sorry.”
-
-Then these followed the rest; and, when all had gone, a white-faced
-servant came up and told her what had happened. The police had been quick
-with their search, but the man they wanted had been quicker. He had left
-the house ten minutes before they arrived.
-
-“Is that all?”
-
-“That is all, madame.”
-
-“Very well,” said Mrs. Shelf. “I shall not want you any more to-night.
-Lock up, and then you may all go to bed.”
-
-Then, picking up her fan, she walked leisurely out of the drawing-room,
-and went to her own boudoir.
-
-That Mr. Theodore Shelf had made his own exit and brought about his
-wife’s social downfall most dramatically, even the worst-hit of his
-victims could not but admit. The police, with exquisite trouble,
-had traced him to Paddington Station, and found that he had taken a
-first-class ticket to Liverpool; and, after using the wires, they
-returned to bed with the firm conviction that their seaport associates
-would meet the gentleman at Lime Street. Of course they could not
-possibly guess that he and a wire-haired fox-terrier dog had changed
-their route to Monmouthshire, and had arrived in Newport in ample time to
-go on board one of the Oceanic Steam Transport Company’s boats, which had
-just finished coaling there.
-
-The police and the victims said a good many things when they learnt
-the simple means by which Mr. Shelf had escaped, and they confidently
-expected never to see him again in this world, and hoped to miss him in
-the next.
-
-Of all creation, the newspaper proprietors alone blessed the man, in
-that he had sent up their circulation with a bounce and a bound. But
-even they did not show due gratitude. They dissected his doings with
-all the cruelty that ink is capable of, and made derisive comments on
-his Christian name. They found no excuse for him; no tittle of good
-in all his prodigious enterprises. They painted him black all over,
-inside and out, and Great Britain set back its shoulders and howled with
-upright wrath over the picture. They published chartered accountants’
-certificates of their sales, and sold their journals to companies on the
-strength of the figures, and thanked Heaven in print that they had never
-gone so low as to receive benefit from Theodore Shelf. It was only in
-private that they rubbed their hands complacently, and spoke of him as a
-journalist’s gold-mine. Perhaps this may not strike one as entirely fair;
-but it was eminently business-like; and, as a commercial man himself, Mr.
-Shelf should have been the last to condemn it. He did though, for all
-that. Indeed, circumstances combined to modify his views on many matters
-after his exit from polite society.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII.
-
-DECISIONS.
-
-
-When Onslow arrived back at the _Port Edes_ from Point Sebastian he
-found Captain Kettle sitting in the chart-house, with a pen gripped
-between his teeth and a rhyming dictionary in his hands surrendering its
-reluctant treasures. On the mahogany desk in front of him was a sheet
-of much-corrected manuscript, with a capital letter at the commencement
-of every line; and beyond, in a jam-pot, was a bunch of waxen-leaved
-magnolia flowers, with two coral-pink magnolia cones, set around with a
-frill of sheeny leaves.
-
-Captain Owen Kettle was composing a sonnet on the magnolia, and dogged
-work was trying to finish what a one-line inspiration had begun. The two
-gaunt mosquitoes, who had slipped into the room when the wire-gauze door
-was shut, grew visibly fatter without danger to life or wing. In his fine
-creative frenzy Captain Kettle never felt their touch.
-
-“Hallo, Kettle! Got back at last, you see, and a horrible time I’ve had
-of it.”
-
-“Than Popish saint more holier,” wrote the little man, reading the words
-as they sprawled across the paper. “And now I want to get in something
-about the smell. ‘Angel-breathed’ is the thing, only it don’t seem to lay
-up handily with the rest. Angels are certain to have good breath, and
-these flowers smell as nutty as anything I’ve tried. Just take a niff at
-them yourself. Well, Mr. Onslow, here you are again, and I haven’t said
-I’m glad to see you. But I am. It’s as good as meat to me to put eyes
-on you and hear what’s to be doing next. I tell you, it’s been pretty
-dull work with the donkeyman off all day bird-shooting, and me as ship’s
-husband sitting here on my own tail. I fancy you’d be a bit astonished at
-walking on board here same as you would into a house without having to
-hail a boat.”
-
-“A little; not much. I was prepared for anything after what I saw between
-Point Sebastian and this.”
-
-“I fancy they’ll have to bring out new geography books about this part
-of Florida. I never saw such a place. Why, sir, the blessed ground
-fairly got up and walked during that blow. I don’t think the steamer
-shifted much; canted a bit to leeward maybe, but didn’t budge out of her
-keel-groove; but it was the shores that fetched weigh. When once they
-broke moorings, the trees set back their shoulders and sheeted home,
-and great islands bore down on us like ships. The lightning burnt flares
-all the time, and I watched through the chart-house ports because no one
-could stand on deck outside. I’m not a frightened man, Mr. Onslow, or
-a superstitious, but I thought that night was too hard for a cyclone.
-I tell you, sir, and you may laugh if you like, I reckoned it up that
-Judgment Day had come, and I got the Prayer-book and read myself the
-Burial Service clean through, sea bits and all, so as to fetch whatever
-happened, land or water. I haven’t led a bad life, Mr. Onslow; pretty
-religious ashore, and never sparing myself trouble, in hazing a crew so
-as to carry out owner’s business at sea; and when I’d said that Burial
-Service, I felt I’d done all that could be expected. There was only one
-thing,” the little man added plaintively. “I wished I’d a new-washed
-jacket aboard. The one I’d on was that smeared and crumpled I should have
-felt shame to appear in it.”
-
-“Well, I’m glad you weren’t hurt,” said Onslow. “It was a terrible night
-for any one in this area.”
-
-“I came through it, Mr. Onslow, without so much as a finger-nail broken.
-So did the donkeyman. He came up here and asked if I wanted him when
-the blow began, and when I told him ‘No’ he went to his own room and
-turned in and slept till it was over. But the niggers didn’t. When
-the steamer began to list they got scared; thought she’d turn bilge
-uppermost, I suppose; and bolted down to their fishbox of a sloop which
-lay alongside. Of course, when the shores slipped their moorings and bore
-down on her, the sloop had to give; and she and the niggers are buried
-somewhere yonder to starboard, but where I don’t know. I’ve looked, but
-there isn’t so much as a spar, there isn’t so much as a whiff of circus
-to put a label on the spot. I’ve had mighty little to do latterly,
-and I might have struck up some sort of a sign-board to ’em, niggers
-though they were, if I could have fixed the place to an acre; but when
-a grave-head gets bigger than that you may be writing ‘here lyeth’ in
-more senses than one. So I left them quiet. Of course, with the steamer
-high and dry up-country, and the river two miles away through the thick
-woods, it wasn’t much good our messing with paint-pots and changing
-name-plates. We’d built a new fore-hatch and shipped it, and greased up
-the engines; and, as that seemed to me all that was necessary, I’ve given
-my shipmate holiday ever since. There’s the making of a sportsman in our
-donkeyman, Mr. Onslow. There isn’t a thing that crawls or flies or swims
-in this section of Florida that blessed Irishman hasn’t blown off my
-old gas-pipe at or tried to catch with a worm on a cod-hook. He wasn’t
-keen at first; said he’d been brought up in a works; but when I told him
-everything he took was poached, by James, sir, you might think he was
-Prince of Wales, the way he sticks at it.”
-
-“Blood will out!” said Onslow, with a laugh, and he marveled at the
-extraordinary toughness of the donkeyman. At all times there is much
-sulphur in the water of these Floridan swamps; but since the cyclone the
-sulphurous emanations had been stirred and set free, till the presence of
-them was almost unendurable. The waters were black to look upon, yellow
-to look through: and in the air was a never-failing, never-varying hint
-at the odor of ancient eggs. It even stole into the chart-house, and
-mingled with the scent of the magnolia blossoms.
-
-“It isn’t violets,” the captain assented, in reply to Onslow’s comment,
-“and there’s fever knocking about in those swamps as sure as there is
-in a Hamburg drain. But what’s fever mean, sir, except carelessness and
-ignorance? You tackle fever with science, Mr. Onslow, and it hasn’t
-a show. And if we haven’t got science aboard here, concentrated and
-labelled and bottled down in our medicine-chest, I don’t know where you
-will find it. Yes, sir, I will say that—the _Port Edes_ has a romping
-fine medicine-chest; and I’ve been through it all myself, so I ought
-to know. The donkeyman’s been most ways through it, too; but he’s
-on at fever mixtures now, and he’s going solid at them. We’ve three
-quart bottles: A for bilious, B for malarial, and C for typhoid; and
-the donkeyman has a swig out of each, with a nip of chlorodyne thrown
-in, just after his breakfast every morning, and then a rub with some
-Rheumatic Cure, and if he isn’t as right as a mail-boat—well, never speak
-to me of drugs again. But it’s making a tough man of him, Mr. Onslow,
-and that’s what I want, because the donkeyman and I are going to chip in
-partnership.”
-
-“What! buy a steamer together and take her tramping? Well, I hope you’ll
-have all manner of luck.”
-
-“Oh, don’t you make any error,” retorted the captain. “It isn’t
-salt-water trading we’re in for. We aren’t such gulls as that. We know
-too much about it, both of us. We’re going to start in farming.”
-
-“Farming? What do either of you know about that?”
-
-“Oh, don’t you take me for a fool, sir. I can learn as well as any one;
-and so can the donkeyman. We shall get three hundred acres of land
-granted to the pair of us for nothing in North-West Canada, and even if
-crops failed altogether, we’ve enough saved up to live on for the first
-two years. We can try it, anyhow, when you give us our discharge from
-here. Ever since I worked at sea,” he added plaintively, “I’ve always
-wished to be a farmer.”
-
-“I think,” said Onslow, “I would dissuade you from the attempt if I
-could; but I know it’s no use trying, so I will hold my tongue on that
-point. As to when your bargain is up with the _Port Edes_, you can put
-that at half an hour from now if you like. Anyway, I’m going to leave her
-directly, and I never intend to return here again.”
-
-Captain Kettle’s jaw dropped. “What?” he gasped.
-
-“I have changed my mind,” Onslow said, “or had it changed for me. For
-my part, that gold will remain where it is. I am not going to touch a
-sovereign of it.”
-
-“Look here,” said Captain Kettle, “do you mind telling me? Did you come
-against some preacher during the cyclone, and get religion from him?”
-
-“I think I know what you mean. But you’re on the wrong track. I’m not
-the sort who announces publicly that he will cease to be a sinner just
-because he finds himself in physical danger.”
-
-“No,” said Kettle; “come to think of it, I should have known you were
-not. I was a fool to ask that question. But it settles it in another
-direction. There’s a woman got hold of you.”
-
-“Or I of her.”
-
-“Either way. So that’s it? And you told her all about this racket,
-because you thought it wrong to hold any secrets of your own, and she
-soured on it. Well, that’s woman’s way. And the other lady you spoke
-about, she who made you run wild, you’ve forgotten her?”
-
-Onslow nodded.
-
-“And she’s forgotten you?”
-
-“I hope she has; and if she hasn’t I can’t help it.”
-
-“Well, Mr. Onslow, if this business is to end in a ’bout ship, as soon
-as the donkeyman comes back from his hunting I am ready to get under
-weigh and be off. But as he isn’t here yet, and as we’ve still a bit of
-time to wait, I’d like to hear what is going to become of that £500,000
-and the old ship after all. I’ve been in at the handling of them both
-so long that I’m beginning to take quite a friendly interest in their
-movements. As you know, I’ve liked them so well at times that I’ve been
-half inclined to adopt them myself.”
-
-“I know; and it is to your honor that you didn’t.”
-
-“Oh, as to honor, don’t you make any blessed error about that, sir. I’m
-a poor man with a family, and a wife that works, Mr. Onslow, and honor’s
-a luxury beyond my means. It was just my cantankerousness that prevented
-me being a rich man this minute. If the crew hadn’t been so uppish that
-night in the gut of the Florida channel, so help me, neither steamer nor
-gold would have got as far as this. And if it had come to a scramble,
-then you can bet I’m the man to have grabbed the pig’s share. But that
-chance is gone and done with, and so we’ll let it pass for the present.
-Still, I’d like to hear—if I might—who is to finger the stuff.”
-
-“Kettle, I’d tell you if I could, but on my soul, I’m not able. My
-bargain with the girl I’m going to marry was to pocket no share of the
-plunder myself; but, as I warned her when we made our bargain, I was
-Shelf’s man still, and couldn’t cease to serve him because of scruples
-with my own conscience. And so I was going to set off and carry his half
-to the bank which we had agreed upon, when a newspaper arrived to say
-that he had gone smash, and was in jail awaiting trial on sixteen heavy
-charges. It seems he had tried to make a bolt of it, and very nearly
-succeeded; but, through an accident to one of his own steamers, drifted
-back into the very hands of the English police.”
-
-“Having got him,” said Kettle, “they are likely to keep him on hand.
-There should be charges enough against that gentleman, if only they can
-find half of them, to do anything to him short of hanging.”
-
-“Quite so,” Onslow agreed. “And I dare say we shall learn the details
-about that later. But to come back to the piece of knavery we were
-interested in, I may say that Shelf seems to have been prepared for the
-smash. Three days ago I had a letter from him (which had been passed on
-the road by the newspaper cablegram) telling me to transmit the stuff to
-a place in South America, where he would meet it. The money would have
-been a pleasant little nest-egg for him to begin life again on somewhere
-beyond the allurements of extradition treaties; and I’ve no doubt that
-if he had got it he would have sailed ahead brilliantly. But he hasn’t,
-and he’s in jail; and he will be set up on high as a warning to the
-universe. There are a good many of us thieves, Kettle; and he was the
-cleverest of the lot; and he has made a mess of it. Mr. Theodore Shelf
-will be a wonderful reforming influence in his fall. He’ll do more good
-to the morality of the world by coming a cropper than he ever did by
-preaching. However, he clearly couldn’t handle the money if I did send it
-to South America now, and, being a convict, he can’t hold property; and
-so (perhaps jesuitically) I hold myself clear of all pledge to him; and
-that’s how the matter stands.”
-
-Captain Kettle pulled at his short, red beard. “Then if you two aren’t
-taking any, who on earth is to get this money? Hang me if I can see!”
-
-“The proper owners, whoever they may be,” replied Onslow. “But they’ll
-have to be found, and at present I haven’t the vaguest notion as to who
-they are. In fact, as we now stand, there’s our half-million of English
-sovereigns and a romping fine steamer going a-begging.”
-
-“Oh, Lord!” mused Kettle, with his eyes upon the jam-pot of magnolia
-blossom, “why can’t this boodle be grabbed by a man like me? What have
-I done that I should kick up and down the world, and earn my living by
-being ugly to crews? If I’d means there wouldn’t be a wholesomer man
-between here and heaven. I’d have that farm, with cows on it, and sheep,
-and a steam threshing-machine, and I’d ride about the fields on a horse,
-and boss the hands just like Abraham did. I’d have the farm-buildings
-all painted white, with red roofs; and the house should be painted
-stone-color, with green shutters, and red flower-pots in the windows. No
-more lodging-house-keeping for the missis in Llandudno. I’d just waltz
-in there and turn the brutes she’d been slaving for right out into the
-street, and then take her off to my new farm before she’d time to gasp.
-We’d have a girl to do the house-work, and my old woman should be a
-lady, with nothing to do but trot round after her and see she did it.
-The kids—well, I guess I’d send them off to first-class boarding-schools
-first, and pay forty pounds each for them every year so long as there
-was anything more for them to learn. But they should come to us for the
-holidays; and in the evenings they and the missis should sing hymns, and
-I’d play the tunes for them on the accordion. I’d teach them to hold up
-their heads amongst the neighbors. And on Sunday nights we’d have in the
-minister to supper, and fill him out. Yes, Mr. Onslow, that’s the kind
-of man I am. Let me bend yellow gaiters and shave my chin, and there
-wouldn’t be a better, more God-fearing, more capable farmer ever attended
-market. It’s only the sea and the want of money that ever made me hanker
-to steal. Yes; poverty’s made me do a heap of mischief one way and
-another. I believe,” he added tentatively, “It would be worth somebody’s
-while to make me a well-off man even now. I’d be a deal safer that way.”
-
-“It’s probable,” said Onslow dryly; “at any rate, for the while. But I
-don’t feel inclined to pension you off myself. For one thing, I couldn’t
-afford it out of my own pocket; and for another, I’m not going to let you
-have your pickings from the specie. It’s been trouble enough already, and
-if I can’t have it for myself, I’m jolly well going to make my conscience
-pat me on the back for handing it over to the right man.”
-
-“I believe,” said Kettle, “I’d do the same if I were in your shoes; but,
-you see, I’m not, Mr. Onslow, and that’s why I wish it could be worked
-different. Hallo! here’s the donkeyman back again from his hunting. I
-wonder what he’ll have to say to it all? I wonder whether the donkeyman
-and I’ll chip in over what we’ve got and a free grant of land in Canada,
-or whether we’ll contrive to get independent for life before we leave
-this part of the world?”
-
-“Canada sounds likeliest,” said Onslow. “You and I might have a
-shooting-match here in the chart-house till one or other of us was
-stretched; but I don’t see that that would better you, because whatever
-happens to me, you won’t get at the gold. I’m the only person in the
-world who knows where it’s hid, and I’ll cheerfully let you empty your
-revolver at me (if I don’t contrive to pot you first), sooner than give
-it away. As for finding the stuff yourself, you might as well look for
-a pet mosquito in a nigger village. The ground closed up, during the
-cyclone, over the place where I put it, and the keenest dollar-hunter
-on this planet wouldn’t start to dig up the Everglades haphazard for a
-hoard.”
-
-“Well, Mr. Onslow,” said the sailor, “I’ll admit that sounds like square
-speaking. But, all the same, I think I’d like to hear what the donkeyman
-has to say upon the question before we close it. You see, he and I are
-running partners now, and it’s only right that he should have his say.
-The donkeyman has _savvy_, there’s no mortal doubt about that; and if
-he sees his way to give the new firm a good solid boost-up over this
-business, I’m the man that’s going to help him. I owe that to myself, not
-to mention the missis and the kids.”
-
-“Go on,” said Onslow, “and argue it out with the donkeyman. Only I hope
-you’ll see it my way in the end, because I don’t want this entertainment
-to end up with a shooting-match. I like you both too well to want to
-see either of you die in front of my pistol; and (what I have far more
-concern in) I most particularly don’t want to be killed myself just now.”
-
-“Because you have a lady waiting for you when you get back?”
-
-“That is so,” said Onslow. “Respectable married life will come to me as a
-novelty, and I’m anxious to taste it.”
-
-“I wonder if you ever will?” said Captain Kettle thoughtfully.
-
-Then he turned to the donkeyman and gave him a careful sketch of what had
-happened, and drew vivid pictures of the bucolic joys to be extracted
-from five hundred thousand pounds.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV.
-
-A FLIGHT AND A RESTING-PLACE.
-
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf had arranged for an exodus _de luxe_, and flattered
-himself that he would have no difficulty in carrying it out. He had got
-to know exactly when the police were going to come for him at the house
-in Park Lane, and had slipped away from there in his own brougham, so as
-to leave himself a comfortable margin of start. He had stepped out of a
-railway-carriage at Newport, whilst all the authorities fondly imagined
-he was still on his way to Liverpool; and, with George and a small
-russia-leather handbag, had taken a cab down to the docks.
-
-He pulled out his large gold watch, looked at it, and smiled. Punctual to
-the minute! He paid his cabman, and, with the dog at his heels, stepped
-daintily amongst the litter on the wharf to where a single gang-plank
-joined it to the _Gazelle_, one of his own steamers. He went on board and
-shook hands with the captain.
-
-“All your portmanteaux have come, sir,” said that officer. “I saw them
-put into your room myself last night.”
-
-“And the wine?”
-
-“Nine cases of it, sir, stowed in the cabin store-room. My steward got in
-all the other things you ordered exactly as they were written out on the
-list, and for a cook I have managed to secure a man off a big Cunarder—by
-paying for him, of course. But, then, you told me, sir, I was not to
-spare cost.”
-
-“Quite right, Captain Colson; quite right. Money must be no object when
-we have health to consider; and my advisers tell me that it is absolutely
-dangerous for me to remain in England any longer. A change is imperative
-for me. You are ready to get under weigh?”
-
-“We finished coaling an hour ago. We are only waiting for you, sir.”
-
-“Then,” said Mr. Shelf, with a pleasant smile, “do not rob me of another
-minute of my hardly-earned holiday, captain. Use your magician’s wand
-and waft me from the cares of business and the coal-dust of Newport—as
-quickly as ever you may. I will go below now and snatch a wink of sleep;
-and when I wake, let it be to breathe the pure sea air as it comes in
-sweet and clear and salt from the mouth of the Bristol Channel.”
-
-The captain was a practical man, who did not appreciate rhapsodies. He
-said, “Very well, sir; I’ll get her under weigh at once,” and left for
-the upper bridge.
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf, with George at his heels, went below, undressed,
-and turned in. He slept placidly, and meanwhile the steamer worked out
-of dock and began to make her way down the reddened waters of the great
-estuary. He dreamed of conquering another financial kingdom for himself
-in a South American Republic. It was a very pleasant dream, full of rich
-and voluptuous detail.
-
-When he woke, he began at once the process of cutting himself adrift from
-his old life. His clothes of every-day wear—the prim black broadcloth
-that he preached in, addressed the House of Commons in, wore for business
-purposes in the City—lay in a ruffled heap on the cabin floor. He
-unscrewed the port-hole, and dropped the garments one by one on to the
-sunny waves which raced by outside. And then he drew from his portmanteau
-tweeds of a daring pattern and yellow boots and a smart straw hat; and
-in ten minutes he was another man. The smug, hypocritical smile was gone
-from his face, and his lips pouted lovingly round an excellent cigar.
-
-Except by stealth he had not smoked for fifteen years, and as the fumes
-went up he felt that he was burning a pleasant incense to his new-bought
-liberty. He would have smoked in bed had he thought of it; but as it
-was, smoking before breakfast made the next best thing, since both seemed
-eminently rakish.
-
-A deferential steward knocked at his door, and announced breakfast.
-Mr. Shelf strolled out into the main cabin, threw his cigar into the
-alley-way, and sat up to the table. The captain and the second mate were
-mealing with him, and, by the faces of them, they felt out of their
-element before the epicurean _menu_ which the Cunarder’s cook had sent
-up in place of the usual hash and tea. But Shelf took the lead, and
-called for champagne to drink _bon voyage_, and unwrapped himself into
-a glittering host, and had them at their entire ease in less time than
-it takes to eat a curried egg. There was no holding the man. He was free
-with his speech as a bookmaker at Monte Carlo; he was witty, scurrilous,
-irreverent; he brought out tales which made even the captain grin
-dubiously. In fact, he showed such a fine vein of breezy sinfulness that
-the captain (who had been in his service for many a weary year) marveled
-at his strength in ever keeping it under.
-
-George was the only person who understood it all. George sat on a
-cushioned locker and grinned and appreciated Mr. Shelf’s changed manner
-to the full. If he could have shown derision for the gulls they had left
-behind in England, he would have done it cheerfully. Mr. Shelf was all
-George’s world. He was a most immoral dog.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Now it came to pass that a sudden change swept over the scene. Whilst
-Mr. Shelf was initiating his new friends into the beauties of an
-after-breakfast liqueur, the steamer’s helm was put hard a-port to avoid
-a fishing-boat which had got in her way; and whilst he chose a cigarette
-from his elaborate silver case, the steam steering-gear chose to break
-down, and before he had lit the dainty roll of tobacco and blown out his
-match and inhaled four puffs of smoke, the steamer was hard-and-fast
-ashore on one of the outlying reefs of Lundy Island.
-
-The mate in charge on the bridge had done his best with reversed engines,
-but the steamer’s way was too great, and the ported helm gave her a steer
-which no one could govern; and so she took the shore on a falling tide.
-
-Mr. Shelf’s vocabulary lengthened still more surprisingly. The scheme of
-easy escape had of a sudden been snatched away. The fear of worse than
-death was upon him, and he cursed the mate, the steamer, and all within
-her by all the gods he had ever served. The captain suggested that the
-blame would fall upon the pilot in charge, and Mr. Shelf cursed the pilot
-with fluent rage. The man was in a perfect hysteria of passion and rage.
-
-But by degrees he calmed down, and, when the shipboard flurry was at an
-end, drew the captain aside and addressed him confidentially.
-
-“When can you get her off?” he asked.
-
-“Next tide, if I wanted to; but I don’t. My mate’s been below, and he
-says there are half a dozen plates started. I’m sorry, Mr. Shelf, but
-this is going to be a job for the salvage people. I hope, sir, you’ll
-take into consideration that it’s through no fault of mine the old boat’s
-got herself piled up. I know you don’t give berths to any officer who’s
-once been unlucky, even though he has kept his ticket clean; but, seeing
-that I’m a shareholder——”
-
-“Man!” broke in Shelf, passionately, “you must get her off with the next
-tide, and try and push on across the Atlantic. I can’t afford to waste
-the time. Good heavens, Captain Colson, you have pumps! What are pumps
-for if they can’t counterbalance a bit of a leak? Besides, the weather’s
-fine enough.”
-
-The captain stared. “You don’t seem to understand, sir,” he said. “This
-isn’t a new ship, and she’s stove in three compartments, at least. She’d
-go down like a broken salmon-can if she put into deep water. Of course,
-we should get off right enough in the boats; but, seeing that you were
-on board, I fancy the insurance people’d think there was something
-hanky-panky about it and refuse to pay. And, any way, if we tried
-anything half so mad I should lose my ticket for good.”
-
-“Man,” said Shelf, putting ten shaking fingers on the captain’s arm, “we
-must go on at any risk, if it’s only to Spain—if it’s only to France.”
-
-The captain looked at him queerly. “What’s this mean?” he asked.
-
-“I dare not go back.”
-
-“And why not, please?”
-
-“I’ve been unfortunate in business, captain, and it is absolutely
-essential that I should remain abroad a month or so till matters are
-settled up again.”
-
-“Ho!” said Captain Colson, “I’m beginning to see. And which business,
-please, have you been unfortunate in?”
-
-“What does it matter? Several. Captain, you are wasting time.”
-
-“There is no immediate hurry, sir,” said the captain, stolidly. “May I
-ask if the ‘Brothers S. S. Association’ is down on its luck amongst the
-other concerns?”
-
-“I’m—er—I’m afraid it isn’t very prosperous,” said Shelf.
-
-“Bust?” inquired the captain.
-
-“Confound you, yes!” roared Shelf. “What do you mean by questioning me
-like this?”
-
-“I’ve got £300 in that blessed company.”
-
-“Ah!” said Shelf, changing his tone. “Well, that is unfortunate. But,” he
-continued, with a significant nod of the head, “I’ve managed to save a
-little something for myself out of the general wreck, and if you will see
-me safe out of the country, captain, I’ll underwrite those few shares of
-yours for five hundred per cent.”
-
-“No,” said Captain Colson, “I’m damned if I do! That three hundred’s
-about all my pile; but I got it clean, and I’m not going to keep it
-dirty.”
-
-“Do you mean,” said Shelf, with growing terror, “you’re not going to help
-me out of the country?”
-
-“That’s about the size of it.”
-
-“Good heavens, man, the police will take me, and there will be a trial,
-and everything I have done will be distorted and misunderstood! I shall
-be eternally disgraced! They will give me penal servitude!”
-
-“Your fault for earning it,” said the captain.
-
-“You fool!” broke out Shelf with a fresh snarl; “don’t you see you are
-robbing yourself? If you give me up you lose your own miserable £300. If
-you get me off you’ll pocket £1500. Hang it, man, I’ll give you three
-thousand!”
-
-“You said,” retorted the captain, “you’d got some pickings out of this
-wreck with you! Well, I guess the proper owners’ll have that when the
-time comes, and I shall have my sixty-fourth, or whatever it is, along
-with the rest. I know twenty decent men who’ve got about all they own in
-your rotten concerns, and I wouldn’t think it a fair thing to feather
-my own nest whilst they got skinned to the bone.—I’ll trouble you, Mr.
-Theodore Shelf, to take your hand off my arm, or you’ll get your bally
-teeth knocked down your throat. Don’t you come near me any more—you ain’t
-wholesome!”
-
-“I will take one of the boats,” said Shelf, desperately, “and get out
-into the Channel, and try and get picked up by some outward-bound
-steamer.”
-
-“You will do,” retorted the captain, “nothing of the sort. There’s a tug
-coming up now to our assistance, and I shall send you off to Bideford in
-her in charge of my mate. If you’re awkward, you shall travel with a pair
-of rusty handcuffs on your heels. I’m going,” said the captain, with an
-acid grin, “to make a bid for popularity in the newspapers. I’m going to
-be known as the man who nabbed you when you tried to bolt, and I hope I
-shall get some sympathy for it; and I hope some one will be kind enough
-to give me another berth in consequence.”
-
-“Just hear me one minute more,” Shelf pleaded.
-
-“I’ve got no use for any of your talk,” said the captain, sturdily; “and
-there’s the boat in the water. Down you get into her, or else you’ll be
-put by a pair of quartermasters. You’ll board the tug, and my mate’ll see
-you safe ashore in Bideford. After that, you can go to the devil for me;
-but I expect the police’ll be waiting ready for you.”
-
-Mr. Theodore Shelf stepped on shore at the Devonshire seaport a free man,
-and free he remained for that night and the succeeding morning, as there
-was no warrant in the town on which to arrest him. The whole place knew
-his name, and crowded round the hotel where he stayed with open-mouthed
-interest. The local police bit their fingers, and betted odds that
-he would commit suicide; and on suicide the wretched man’s thoughts
-continually turned. But he could not screw himself up to the pitch. He
-read with morbid carefulness the newspaper accounts of the crash, and he
-dulled his soul with brandy. Save for one other thing, that was all he
-did till the police came and fetched him away. His remaining action was a
-typical one. He ordered in a local tailor, and once more attired himself
-in somber black broadcloth. The bright-colored tweeds he burnt. If he had
-to go back to London, it should be as the ghost of his old self, and not
-as the caricature of his new.
-
-Of the man’s journey to London, and the peering crowds at every stop,
-there shall be no further word here; nor of the frenzied attempt to
-lynch him, which a crowd of his victims made in Paddington Station;
-nor of the sensational trial; nor of the awful details of destitution
-which spread all over the face of the land. These things were written
-of at length in the daily Press, and the memory of them is new and raw.
-Therefore they need not be repeated.
-
-One other short look at him must suffice for the present time.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXV.
-
-CLOSING STRANDS.
-
-
-Hamilton Fairfax came into the drawing-room of their newly bought house
-in Kent and kissed his wife, and sat down in a deep armchair. She perched
-herself upon the arm and leaned her shoulder against his. He was looking
-gloomy, and she commented on it.
-
-“I don’t feel cheerful, my dear, and that’s a fact,” he said. “I’ve had
-to run down to Portland to see that pernicious old guardian of yours, and
-the sight of fallen splendor is never very exhilarating.”
-
-“Poor Mr. Shelf!” said Amy Fairfax, softly. “I suppose he deserves his
-fourteen years, but, on my soul, I’m sorry for him. I wish from my heart
-that he had managed to get away in the _Gazelle_.”
-
-“And scoffed at the law?”
-
-“Oh, bother the law! I’m thinking of the man; not of what he did. He was
-always most kind to me.”
-
-“If it hadn’t been for some one else who took an interest in you, my
-dear, he’d have made off with your fortune with his other plunder.”
-
-“Don’t blow your own trumpet, Hamilton. I know quite well all about that.
-But the facts remain that he didn’t get it; and that he was always fond
-of me; and that he maneuvered to get me out of the house that awful night
-when the _exposé_ came. That last thing alone would make me think kindly
-of him if nothing else did. What is he doing now? Tell me!”
-
-“Studying the mechanical properties of oolitic limestone; making up to
-the jail chaplain; and sampling a diet which is entirely new to him.
-He’s gone through his spell of solitary work, and is employed now in the
-quarries. He has lost three stone in weight, wears his knickerbocker
-suit most jauntily, and looks brown and muscular, and vastly healthy. He
-is not so dejected as one might expect. He has a position in Portland
-just as he had in London. The humbler operators look up to him and envy
-his dashing knaveries. They naturally feel a respect for a man who has
-pilfered more pounds than they have stolen pennies, and yet earned no
-heavier a sentence.”
-
-“You are bitter against him, Hamilton.”
-
-“I know I am, dear, and I can’t help it. The very sight of the man makes
-my gorge rise inside me. When I think of the awful misery he has caused
-to so many thousands of people, I feel that the only thing suitable for
-him is one of those Chinese punishments with physical torture in them. He
-couldn’t have risen superior to that. But as it is, he has had strength
-of mind to accept the situation philosophically, and use his wit to make
-it as endurable as possible. They told me he is a model convict; gets up
-early and cleans his cell; sings in chapel with noise and zeal; works in
-the quarries with cheerfulness and intelligence; and is as keen to earn
-all his marks and his shilling a week without stoppages as ever he was to
-turn a profit in the City. He was sent into penal servitude to suffer and
-repent, and he isn’t doing either. He’s amusing his brain by humbugging
-the chaplain with a well-acted repentance, by courting admiration amongst
-the other convicts, and by scheming to get the largest possible amount
-of bodily benefits possible under the circumstances. And he’s looking
-forward to a snug and comfortable retirement when his spell of prison is
-over. He’s a living piece of ridicule to the law that sentenced him, and
-I felt that I wanted to make him wear a _cangue_, or to pour boiling oil
-over him, to make him properly sorry for himself.”
-
-“Well,” said Amy, “if married people didn’t differ occasionally, married
-life would be very dull. This is one of the times when we counteract
-dullness, because here I don’t agree with you in the very least. I’m
-quite human enough to be glad that a man I always liked is making the
-best of a very bad job. I know he’d feel the same if I were in his shoes.
-He always liked me—and George. Now it isn’t many men who, when the
-trouble was thickest on them, would have taken all the care he did over a
-dog.”
-
-“Well, George has got a comfortable berth here,” said Fairfax. “But old
-Shelf needn’t have made such a fuss about it. We’d have given the animal
-a home just for the bare asking.”
-
-“I like him for the fuss,” Amy retorted. “It wasn’t humbug in the least;
-any one could see that. He just loved that dog, and he was genuinely
-anxious about what was going to happen to him.”
-
-The fox-terrier, who was lying on the hearth-rug, gave a lazy tail-wag at
-hearing his name mentioned, and blinked sleepily.
-
-“If fatness is any criterion, George has got a very comfortable job of
-it as dog to this establishment,” said Fairfax. “He seems to drop into
-altered circumstances as philosophically as his master does.”
-
-“I wonder what Mrs. Shelf is doing now,” said the young wife, dreamily.
-“I wonder if she is alive anywhere. She could not have disappeared more
-completely. She was seen on the night of that memorable ball; and the
-next morning she was not; and no one seems to have got a word of her
-since. I do wonder what has happened to her.”
-
-“That,” said Fairfax, “is the other piece of news I have for you, and
-though you may like her fate, it isn’t to my taste at all. The lady is
-not only very much alive, but she is practising her old game with the
-most brilliant success in Paraguay. She is now Donna Laura Anaquel (which
-is ‘Shelf’ in a Spanish garb), a grass widow, and the leader of State
-society in Asuncion. The reigning President is a widower, and the Bishop
-of Asuncion has offered to grant Donna Laura a divorce on the ground of
-desertion. It is a polite piece of attention, and according to accounts
-she could certainly be Mrs. President if she liked; but she has refused
-to cut herself adrift from the excellent Theodore; and at the pace she
-is going will probably get herself elected Dictatoress of the Republic
-at the next election or revolution, or whatever it may be, through sheer
-weight of influence and popularity. She is really a most astounding
-woman.”
-
-“She’s as clever as paint, if that is what you mean. But why Paraguay?
-and what’s she doing it on? That sort of amusement costs money.”
-
-“Of course she has money at her command. Previous reputation counts
-nothing, either one way or the other, in that blissful republic. But
-with money and wit you can do mostly anything you want. As usual, she
-has to thank Mr. Theodore Shelf for the sinews of war. He, bless his
-heart, foresaw his crash in this country for two whole years before it
-came to pass, and bought a fine _estançia_ near Asuncion, and transmitted
-shareholders’ money to banks in that city to run it on. She’s got hold
-of the lot, and as England has no extradition treaty with the rogues out
-there, she’s making it hum. That woman’s a lot too clever for my liking,
-Amy; but I’ve one solid hope for her. Either she may meddle with politics
-too much and get shot, or else she may work out human justice by spending
-up all the stolen hoard, and leave that old rascal Shelf nothing to fall
-back on when he gets out of Portland on his ticket-of-leave.”
-
-“That,” replied Mrs. Fairfax, “is another point on which we will disagree
-amiably. According to accounts, there is room for much improvement in
-Paraguay in every way. The Shelfs are just the people to bring it about.
-They simply bristle with energy. If he had the handling of the finances
-of the country they would be bound to take an upward turn; and, for the
-social part, she is just the one woman in all the world to lay down an
-entire set of new and up-to-date laws. Moreover, she’d make them dress
-like Christians and Parisians, and that is an art (if one may believe
-pictures) in which they are obviously deficient.”
-
-“Hum,” said Fairfax. “Your notions may be generous, Amy, but I’m afraid
-they lean towards anarchy.”
-
-“I am grateful to people who have done well by me personally, that is
-all. You apparently are not. You might remember, my dear boy, that it was
-through Mrs. Shelf that you and I came together in the first instance.
-But, perhaps, you are angry with her for that? You may be tired of me
-already?”
-
-Hamilton Fairfax laughed, and drew down his wife’s face to his own, and
-kissed her three times. “If you put it that way,” he said, “I shall have
-to swallow my resentment against the Shelfs for good and all.”
-
-“That’s right,” said Amy. “Now I like you ever so much better. I say,
-ring the bell and let’s go out for a spin in the tandem.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVI.
-
-THE LUCKY MAN.
-
-
-No one ever accused Mr. Reginald Lossing of having brains; no one ever
-denied that he had a luck which was monumental. He had a name for luck
-which was looked up to and marveled at, even in the society papers.
-
-Mr. Lossing had no settled trade or profession; he was like unto a lily
-in the matter of toil and dress, and he made a very comfortable income
-at it. He dabbled in outsiders on the turf, in shares of uncharted gold
-mines, in the fascinating game of unlimited loo; and was able to look
-complacently on the results. He went into all these and other operations
-with a genial, childish simplicity; and, like the banker at roulette,
-there always seemed a steady pull in his favor. How it was done no one
-knew; he did not know himself; and he and all his world marveled, and
-prophesied that his luck would some day turn with a rush and a sweeping
-tide.
-
-When he got mixed up with the Shelf affair it seemed as if this would be
-the case.
-
-There was something very near akin to a panic in Lloyds’ when the total
-loss of the _Port Edes_ was reported, and those unfortunates who had
-underwritten her were anxious to dispose of their risks at remarkable
-prices to any credulous man who believed that this first report was a
-_canard_. Consequently there was some pretty steep gambling gone through
-in the space of minutes, and more than one small man got broke with
-surprising rapidity.
-
-Now, Master Lossing happened to be in the room as an idle spectator, and
-was hit with the excitement, and asked a friend who was a member to act
-for him. “I’m going to play a hand in this,” quoth Master Lossing.
-
-“At what price?” asked his friend.
-
-“When they get to ninety-eight guineas.”
-
-“I suppose you know that makes you liable for about £10,800. There’s
-£540,000 underwritten.”
-
-“I’m good for that,” said Lossing; and an hour afterwards proved himself
-so, as he had to pay. To this day many Lloyds’ men, who were interested
-in that scene, congratulate themselves on having made £10,800 salvage by
-a fluke out of a ship that was totally lost.
-
-It began to dawn on Lossing after the event that he had made a fool of
-himself, and that his luck was through; but he had the sense not to
-whine aloud, and so his friends forgot the matter in the excitement of
-other interests. Lossing did not forget, because the bank had written to
-him that his account was overdrawn, and he had several bills which much
-wanted paying. Unostentatiously he began to look about him for a means of
-making a more regular and steady livelihood.
-
-As after several months of search this last did not seem any appreciably
-nearer, he was able to give full attention to a letter he received
-concerning the _Port Edes_ and her cargo. It was unsigned, and bore an
-American postmark. It ran as follows:—
-
-“Sir. I hear that you are now legitimate owner of the _Port Edes_ and
-her cargo. She was picked up at sea, and is now in the Everglades of
-Florida in (here followed the exact latitude and longitude). The specie
-is taken out of her, and you will find it by digging (here came elaborate
-cross-bearings and directions). If you are a wise man, and wish to enjoy
-what is now legally your own, you will say as little about the matter to
-any one as possible.”
-
-The communication was, to say the least of it, mysterious; but, because
-Lossing was a fool, he did not see so many possibilities in it as a man
-of more imagination might have done. Moreover, having failed to discover
-the suitable occupation, the before-mentioned, he was feeling that the
-end of his tether approached, and appreciated the loneliness of the
-void which lay beyond. So, with all before him, and nothing behind, he
-determined to find out how the matter lay with his own eyes, and with
-that purpose journeyed to the hotel at Point Sebastian, now rebuilt with
-new magnificence.
-
-It was the Floridan winter season, and the place was crowded, and amongst
-the crowd was Lossing’s old friend, Kent-Williams, again at the end of
-a new quarter’s allowance. Mr. Reginald Lossing stayed a week at Point
-Sebastian, and, by the kindly offices of Kent-Williams (who remained on
-as his guest), he learnt much about the manners and customs of Floridan
-society.
-
-Knowing Patrick Onslow, he heard with interest about his marriage to Miss
-Elsie Kildare, and with amusement the details of the send-off.
-
-“There wasn’t much money throwing about,” Kent-Williams explained, “but
-we did the thing in style for all that. She was married from here, and
-old Van Liew did the heavy father to perfection. I was best man in a
-two-dollar alpaca coat (I’ll trouble you) by way of purple and fine
-linen; and a singer-fellow, who was down here for D. T., howled ‘The
-voice that breathed o’er Eden’ as good as you could have got it done in
-Milan. There was a regular A1 feed to follow, and then the pair of them
-went off to the depôt behind the best trotting team in this section.
-They’re going to settle out west, but where exactly I don’t know, though
-I suppose we shall hear one of these days. We’d high jinks after they’d
-gone. Some of the boys got a bit full, and there was a trifle of a row,
-and a Balliol man and a Cracker from round here got laid out; but they
-were both regular toughs, and nobody missed them; and, besides, a thing
-like that lent local color to the wedding.”
-
-“Yes,” said Lossing, “but touching this other matter I’ve been speaking
-about,” and went on to discourse about a certain steamer and some specie,
-which was a topic he had very much at heart just then. Kent-Williams
-picked up the subject with interest. There seemed to be money in it, and
-money was a commodity which he most ardently desired.
-
-That was not the first conference they had had by any means, nor was it
-the last, for some projects take much pre-arranging, especially if the
-projectors are not gentlemen of any marked ability or experience. But, at
-the end of a week from Mr. Lossing’s first appearance at Point Sebastian,
-a definite plan had grown in their heads, and with a small equipment they
-set out in a 10-ton schooner for a down-coast river said to lead into the
-Everglades—they and five others, whereof two were disrated nautical men,
-and one an engineer.
-
-The saga of their doings for the next six months does not appear, but
-it is known that the schooner returned twice, and took back with her
-provisions and digging implements (which were paid for in yellow English
-gold), and each time gathered two or three more recruits of varied tints.
-There must have been quite a colony of them out there, and legends
-floated out from the ’Glades of strife amongst themselves and of a fracas
-with Seminole Indians. But nothing definite transpired, and, in fact,
-the exact location of the colony itself was quite unknown. That part of
-Florida does not attract the explorer for many reasons.
-
-It was not, I may say, till some seven months later that Messrs.
-Kent-Williams and Lossing deigned to reappear before the eyes of polite
-society, and then (for some reason which may not be very comfortably
-explained) it was on one of the Royal Mail Company’s steamboats bound
-homewards from a port of Eastern South America. It might have been
-remarked that Lossing carried a newly healed scar above his right eyebrow.
-
-The pair of them sat in cool cane chairs under the shade of the awning,
-watching in silence the low shores dip under the sea, and smoking
-Brazilian cigars with massive contentment.
-
-It was Kent-Williams who, when the last palm-tree had disappeared beneath
-the waters, first made speech. “So that’s done with,” he said. “I feel
-ten years older, but it’s done with, and we’ve got what we wanted.”
-
-“Done with it is, thank my precious luck,” said Lossing. “I’m glad as
-a man can be; but I tell you I’m bubbling with surprise still that the
-thing should ever have come in my way. It’s a bigger puzzle than I shall
-ever make out in this life. Think of it! First a steamer—my steamer, that
-I draw out of a gamble, which is supposed to be sunk—gets up, and goes
-overland, and plants herself firmly in the middle of a solid forest,
-as though she wanted to grow there like a tree. We have it on the most
-reliable accounts that the crew deserted her out in the Mexican Gulf; but
-some unknown somebody comes up and paints a different color on one of her
-smoke-stacks, and leaves the other as it was, and screws new cast-brass
-name-plates on all her engines and fittings, and leaves the lifebuoys
-labeled ‘_Port Edes_ of Liverpool.’ But then the gold in her flies two
-miles further up-country, and dives twenty feet under the ground, without
-disturbing the mangrove roots. And you will please to remember that that
-same network of wood cost us two days of hard cutting with an ax before
-we got through it. Now, if a man can ravel all that out, I swear he
-ought to be burnt for sorcery.”
-
-“It was the fishiness of the whole thing that impressed me most,” said
-Kent-Williams, thoughtfully. “I think, dear boy, we’ve been very wise
-chaps in selling your blessed steamer with a brand-new set of names on
-her to a Spanish man who gave a low price and asked no questions. It was
-quite honest on our part, seeing that the steamer and her cargo were
-legally yours; but I shouldn’t be surprised if, by keeping dark, we’ve
-saved a lot of trouble for somebody else.”
-
-“It’s very probable,” said Lossing. “But I wonder who? D’you know, old
-man, I’d give a couple of thousand, out of sheer curiosity, just to know
-how all this racket has been fixed up. It seems to me some way that Pat
-Onslow must have had a finger in it.”
-
-“Do you think,” retorted Kent-Williams, “that if Patrick Onslow had his
-finger on half a million, which no one else knew about, it wouldn’t have
-been his half-million? No, sir. That cock won’t fight. Besides, Onslow
-was spooning the Kildare girl, and that took up all his time, I guess.
-Heigh-ho!” said Kent-Williams.
-
-“What’s that for?”
-
-“Which?”
-
-“The sigh.”
-
-“Did I sigh? Well, I was thinking about Mrs. Duvernay, the Kildare
-girl’s sister, that Onslow was spoons on himself one time. She’s a deuced
-nice-looking woman.”
-
-“So you’ve said before.”
-
-“I know. Between ourselves, Lossing, dear boy, I went up to her place one
-evening and proposed to her; and—this is in confidence, mind—d’you know,
-by Jove! she actually refused me. She’s got that fellow Onslow still in
-her head, I suppose. But I shall go out and have a look at her again.
-Honestly, I was after her £500 a year at first; but now that (thanks to
-you) I’m better off, it won’t look so bad; and, really, I like her better
-than I thought. She’s a most awfully charming woman.”
-
-“Whatever did she marry that brute Duvernay for?” asked Lossing.
-
-“Ah, that,” replied Kent-Williams, “is more than I can tell you.”
-
-
-THE END.
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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_1"></a>[1]</span></p>
-
-<p class="center larger">HONOR OF THIEVES</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_2"></a>[2]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_3"></a>[3]</span></p>
-
-<p class="titlepage larger">HONOR OF THIEVES</p>
-
-<p class="center larger gothic">A Novel</p>
-
-<p class="titlepage"><span class="smaller">BY</span><br />
-C. J. CUTCLIFFE HYNE<br />
-<span class="smaller">AUTHOR OF<br />
-“THE NEW EDEN,” “THE RECIPE FOR DIAMONDS,” “ADVENTURES OF<br />
-CAPTAIN KETTLE,” “THROUGH ARCTIC LAPLAND,” ETC., ETC.</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter titlepage" style="width: 150px;">
-<img src="images/title.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="titlepage">R. F. FENNO &amp; COMPANY <span class="spaced">:</span> <span class="smcap">9 and 11 EAST<br />
-SIXTEENTH STREET</span> <span class="spaced">:</span> NEW YORK CITY<br />
-<span class="smaller">LONDON—CHATTO &amp; WINDUS, PICCADILLY</span><br />
-1899</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_4"></a>[4]</span></p>
-
-<p class="titlepage smaller">Copyright, 1895-1899<br />
-BY<br />
-C. J. CUTCLIFFE HYNE</p>
-
-<p class="titlepage smaller"><i>Honor of Thieves.</i></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_5"></a>[5]</span></p>
-
-<div class="dedi">
-
-<p class="dedication">TO<br />
-MY VARIOUS SHIPMATES<br />
-AND SHOREMATES<br />
-ON SEA AND AMERICAN LAND IN 1893<br />
-IN MEMORY OF<br />
-WHAT WE SAW TOGETHER AND WHAT WE DID.</p>
-
-<p class="right">C. J. C. H.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_6"></a>[6]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_7"></a>[7]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">PREFACE.</h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>“It seems to me,” said a philosopher once,
-“that there are no entirely good men in the
-world, and none completely bad. Single out
-your best man, and you will find that he lacks
-perfection in some part of him; and examine
-your worst, and you will see that he has at least
-one redeeming quality.”</p>
-
-<p>In this book the men mostly verge towards
-bad: but some are better than others. Because
-they are merely human, they act according to
-their lights. You may meet others like them any
-day if you go out and about, and most of them
-give extremely good dinners. Till they are found
-out, you consider them amusing: afterwards, being
-better than they, you instantly set them down
-as most pernicious scoundrels, and shake hands
-with yourself, and write to your tailor to order
-more noticeable phylacteries on the next new
-suit. This is called “keeping up a healthy moral
-tone,” and does a great deal of good in the
-world.</p>
-
-<p class="hanging"><span class="smcap">Scalloway,<br />
-Shetland Islands,<br />
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1895.</span></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_8"></a>[8]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_9"></a>[9]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CONTENTS.</h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<table summary="Contents">
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr smaller">CHAPTER</td>
- <td></td>
- <td class="tdpg smaller">PAGE</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">I.</td>
- <td>The Antecedents of Patrick Onslow</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_I">11</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">II.</td>
- <td>A Fortune for the Pair of us</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_II">18</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">III.</td>
- <td>The Requirements of Mrs. Shelf</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_III">27</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">IV.</td>
- <td>Business at a Ball</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">36</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">V.</td>
- <td>Bimetallism</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_V">44</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">VI.</td>
- <td>The Tempting of Captain Owen Kettle</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">55</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">VII.</td>
- <td>£500,000—in Gold</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">66</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">VIII.</td>
- <td>The Send-off</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">75</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">IX.</td>
- <td>Ground-Bait</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">88</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">X.</td>
- <td>Mutiny</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_X">100</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XI.</td>
- <td>To-Night</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">111</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XII.</td>
- <td>A Dereliction</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">124</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XIII.</td>
- <td>Three for Twenty-seven</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">137</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XIV.</td>
- <td>A Pirates’ Harbor</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV"> 147</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XV.</td>
- <td>Results in London</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XV">162</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XVI.</td>
- <td>For the Birthday List</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVI">170</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XVII.</td>
- <td>In the Matter of a Trust</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVII">184</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XVIII.</td>
- <td>The Plume-Hunters’ Dinner-Party</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII">198</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XIX.</td>
- <td>Subjects for Matrimony</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIX">213</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XX.</td>
- <td>At Point Sebastian</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">224</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XXI.</td>
- <td>The Cyclone</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">235</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XXII.</td>
- <td>Mr. Shelf’s Little Surprise</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXII">250</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XXIII.</td>
- <td>Decisions</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIII">263</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XXIV.</td>
- <td>A Flight and a Resting-place</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIV">277</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XXV.</td>
- <td>Closing Strands</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXV">288</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdr">XXVI.</td>
- <td>The Lucky Man</td>
- <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVI">295</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_10"></a>[10]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_11"></a>[11]</span></p>
-
-<h1>HONOR OF THIEVES.</h1>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE ANTECEDENTS OF PATRICK ONSLOW.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Miss Rivers picked out the name of Patrick
-Onslow in the society paper which lay upon her
-knee, and drew idle circles round it with a pink
-ball-pencil. Fairfax tugged at his mustache,
-and returned to the subject which they had been
-discussing.</p>
-
-<p>“The fellow has,” said Fairfax, “a genial insolence
-of manner which seems rather taking with
-some people. But I confess I shouldn’t have
-thought him the man you would have cared to
-see twice, Amy.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re prejudiced, obviously; and I’ve a good
-mind to say maliciously prejudiced. I don’t know
-how much you saw of him, because I can’t be
-invited to a Wanderers’ Club dinner; you don’t
-know how much I saw of him, because you missed
-some distant train and didn’t come here to the
-ball last night. But I’ll tell you: I saw all I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_12"></a>[12]</span>
-could. He’s perfectly and entirely charming.
-He’s been everywhere, done everything, and he
-isn’t a bit <i lang="fr">blasé</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>“I heard,” said Fairfax, “that Mrs. Shelf was
-lionizing Onslow round last night as the great
-traveler. Does he belong to the advertising
-variety of globe-trotter? Did he sit in a side
-room and hold a small audience spellbound with
-a selection from his adventures?”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Rivers shrugged her shoulders. “Not
-he. But you know what Mrs. Shelf is when she
-gets any show person at one of her functions.
-The poor man had to stand it for a while, because
-she held on to him as though he might have been
-her fan. But he escaped as soon as he decently
-could by saying he wanted to dance. He asked
-me to give him the fourth waltz. I did it out of
-sheer pity, because I saw Mrs. Shelf’s thumbscrews
-were making him writhe.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Shows how little a man knows about the girl
-he’s engaged to. Now, I had always imagined
-that, having the pick of the men, you invariably
-wrote down the best dancers, and never saddled
-yourself with a stranger who was a very possible
-duffer.”</p>
-
-<p>Amy Rivers laughed. “That’s generalizing.
-But it was different last night, because, so to
-speak, I’m a member of the household here. A
-ward counts as a sort of niece, doesn’t she? Or<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_13"></a>[13]</span>
-between that and an adopted daughter? But,
-anyway, it was out of sheer pity for Mr. Onslow
-in the first instance, and it was with distinct
-qualms that I let him take me down to dance. I
-quite intended, after half a round, to say the room
-was too crowded, and go and sit somewhere.
-That is to say, I made up my mind to do this
-when he asked me. However, when I dropped
-my fingers on his arm to go down-stairs, I had my
-doubts. You know after two seasons one gets
-instinctively to know by the first touch how a
-man will dance. And when he put his arm around
-me, and we moved to the music, I felt like going
-on forever. Waltzing is hard just now, because
-it’s in a transition state between two styles; but
-his dancing was something to dream about. We
-started off with the newest quick waltz. Hamilton,
-it was just lovely! He was so perfect that
-just for experiment I altered my step—by degrees,
-you know. Automatically, and without anything
-being seen, he changed too; and we were dancing
-the old slow glide before I knew. And his steering
-was perfect. In that whirling, teeming, tangled
-mob he never bumped me once. I gave him
-two more waltzes, and cut another couple in his
-favor.”</p>
-
-<p>“Which makes five in all,” said Fairfax, rather
-stiffly.</p>
-
-<p>Amy Rivers took his hand and patted it.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_14"></a>[14]</span>
-“Don’t be cross, dear. You know how I love a
-good dance, and one doesn’t meet a partner like
-Mr. Onslow every day. I suppose he’s done his
-waltzing in Vienna and Paris, and Yorkshire, and
-New Orleans, as well as here in London; and by
-averaging them all up he can’t help but be good.”</p>
-
-<p>“Is it from going to those places that Mrs.
-Shelf called him the Great Traveler?”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course not! Hamilton, how stupid you
-are about him! Why, he’s rummaged about in
-every back corner of the world, so they say.”</p>
-
-<p>“So they say, yes! Teheran to Timbuctoo.
-But what does he say himself about his wanderings
-beyond the tram-lines? Shuffles mostly,
-doesn’t he? And who’s met him anywhere?
-Not a soul will come forward to speak. I tell you,
-Amy, there’s something uncanny about this
-Patrick Onslow. He turns up here periodically
-in London after some vague exploring trip to a
-place that isn’t mapped, and you can never pin
-him to tell exactly where he’s been. He comes
-with money, spends it <i lang="fr">en prince</i>, and then goes
-off again, nominally perhaps to the Gobi Desert,
-and returns with another cargo.”</p>
-
-<p>“How romantic!” said Miss Rivers.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, isn’t it?” said her <i lang="fr">fiancé</i> drily. “If he’d
-lived a century earlier, one would have said he’d
-got a sound business connection as a pirate somewhere
-West Indies way. As this year is eighteen<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_15"></a>[15]</span>
-ninety-three, and that explanation’s barred, one
-simply has to accept him as an uncomfortable
-mystery.”</p>
-
-<p>“Hamilton, how absurd you are! Wherever
-did all this rigmarole come from?”</p>
-
-<p>“From the club, and London gossiping places
-generally. I suppose we ought to be indebted to
-Onslow for providing us with something to talk
-about.”</p>
-
-<p>“But tell me; if his antecedents are so queer,
-how is it he goes about so much here? He’s
-apparently asked everywhere—at least, so Mrs.
-Shelf says—and he knows everybody who’s worth
-knowing.”</p>
-
-<p>Fairfax laughed. “Why does London society
-take up with an ex-bushranger from Australia, or
-a glorified advertising cowboy from the wild, wild
-West? Simply because London society is extremely
-parochial, and gets desperately bored
-with its own little self undiluted. Now, Onslow
-has undoubtedly wandered about outside the
-parish; and occasionally he lets drop hints which
-make one think he’s seen some queerish ups and
-downs in places where polite society doesn’t go;
-and, in fact, he preserves a good-humored reticence
-about most of his doings. This makes
-people thoughtful and speculative. If a Chinese
-extradition warrant was to turn up to-morrow to
-arrest him for sticking up a three-button mandarin<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_16"></a>[16]</span>
-beyond the Great Wall, nobody would be a
-bit surprised; or if he were to tell the City this
-afternoon that he’d a concession for a silver
-mine in an unexplored part of Venezuela which
-he wished to dispose of at reasonable rates, we’d
-take it with pleased equanimity. Now, you know,
-Amy, there’s a fearful joy in entertaining a man
-of that stamp.”</p>
-
-<p>“Especially when he’s as fascinating as Mr.
-Onslow can be when he chooses. And such a
-waltzer! But you speak as if he was a savage
-from some back settlement, come into decent
-society for the first time. He isn’t that in the
-least. He’s a gentleman distinctly.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear Amy, I never meant to suggest that
-he was not. There’s no particular secret about
-his life. He comes of a good west-county family;
-was a Harrow boy, and played in their eleven;
-went through Cambridge; and afterwards found
-a berth in the Diplomatic Service. Then, by way
-of variety, he got engaged to be married to a girl
-who jilted him; on the strength of which he began
-to run wild. He started on six months’ leave for
-a trip into Tibet, but he stayed beyond the limits
-of the postal system for two years and a half, and
-when he got back to England the Diplomatic
-Corps found that they could get on very well
-without him. So he continued his rambles. He
-doesn’t seem able to settle down.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_17"></a>[17]</span></p>
-
-<p>“That’s because he can’t forget the girl who
-threw him over,” exclaimed Miss Rivers. “How
-awfully romantic! I wonder who she was? She
-couldn’t have been anybody nice, or she wouldn’t
-have done it, because he’s a regular dear. And
-fancy his remembering her all this time! I just
-love him for it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Some fellows,” remarked Fairfax judiciously,
-“would get jealous if the girl they were going to
-marry talked about another man this way.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Rivers reassured him first practically,
-and then in words. “You goose!” said she; “if
-I cared for him in that way, don’t you see, I
-shouldn’t have spoken about him to you at all.”</p>
-
-<p>Fairfax did not answer directly. He kissed
-her thoughtfully, and after a while he said: “I’m
-not superstitious, dear, as a general thing. Work
-in a shipping office tends to make one painfully
-matter of fact. But for all that, I wish this fellow
-Onslow would either marry or get crumpled up
-in a cab accident, or have himself safely fastened
-down out of harm’s way somewhere. I’ve got a
-foreboding, Amy, that he’s going to do a bad
-turn either to you or to me—which means both
-of us. I know it’s absurd, but I can’t get rid of
-it.”</p>
-
-<p>“How creepy!” said Amy Rivers. “But
-what nonsense, Hamilton!”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_18"></a>[18]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II<br />
-<span class="smaller">A FORTUNE FOR THE PAIR OF US.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf’s carriage and pair drew
-up at the smartest house in Park Lane, and Mr.
-Theodore Shelf went up the steps and entered
-the door which a man servant opened for him.
-He was a stout, middle-aged man, with a clean-shaven
-face, and a short frock-coat of black broadcloth.
-He allowed himself to be eased of his hat
-and umbrella, and then passed through the
-gorgeous hall to the rosewood billiard-room at the
-back. There he found his guest, Mr. Patrick
-Onslow, in shirt-sleeves, practising fancy shots by
-himself.</p>
-
-<p>“What, alone, Mr. Onslow?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, yes. I did have a hundred up with
-your niece earlier, but some one came for her.”</p>
-
-<p>“Niece? Oh, Amy, you mean—Miss Rivers?
-Ah, my dear sir! from the love we have for her
-in this household, and the way we treat her, you
-naturally fancy she is a blood relation. It is a
-graceful compliment for you to pay, Mr. Onslow;
-but it is my duty to correct you. Miss Rivers is
-legally only my ward.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_19"></a>[19]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Ward? Oh, see that? Red hard against
-the cushion, and white bang over the bottom
-pocket. Neat cannon, wasn’t it, considering the
-long time since I’ve handled a cue?”</p>
-
-<p>“The only child of my late partner. You
-know, the firm still stands as Marmaduke Rivers
-and Shelf. We call ourselves on the billheads,
-‘Agents to the Oceanic Steam Transport Co.,’
-though, of course, we really own the whole line.
-You see our flag, sir, in every sea.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know. Nagasaki to Buenos Ayres; gin
-and gunpowder on the West Coast; coals and
-cotton at New Orleans.”</p>
-
-<p>“And we do not send our steamers for the
-business of trade alone, Mr. Onslow. We pick
-our captains and officers with an eye to a holier
-purpose. We trust that they spread a Christian
-influence in all their ports of call,” observed
-Mr. Shelf unctuously.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; I saw them at work once at Axim, on a
-tramp steamer you sent down there. They were
-taking Krooboys on board. The skipper received
-them on one of the bridge-deck ladders with a
-knuckleduster, and kicked ’em along. The chief
-stood by with a monkey-wrench and tickled them
-with that as they passed down to the lower deck
-aft. They mentioned at the time that this process
-had a fine Christianizing influence; prevented the
-boys from being uppish; showed ’em what the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_20"></a>[20]</span>
-white man could do when he liked; taught ’em
-humility, in fact. I say, there’s a pull towards
-this bottom pocket. People have been sitting on
-the table.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Onslow—Mr. Onslow, you are making a
-very serious accusation against one of my ship’s
-companies.”</p>
-
-<p>“Accusations? I? Never a bit of it. The
-fellows only acted according to their lights.
-That’s the only way sailormen know of getting
-Krooboys to work; and it was a case of squeezing
-the work out of them or having the natural
-sack from you. And so, as they didn’t know another
-method, they fell back on knuckleduster
-and monkey-wrench. I’ll play you fifty up.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Shelf put up a large white hand. “No; I
-don’t play billiards myself. So many young men
-have been ruined by the pursuit, that I refrain from
-it by way of setting an example. But my friends
-who visit here are not so scrupulous, and I have
-the table for them.”</p>
-
-<p>“Beautiful!” said Onslow. He might have
-been referring to his own play, or to Mr. Shelf’s
-improving sentiment.</p>
-
-<p>“You see, Mr. Onslow, from my position, so
-many people look up to me that it is nothing
-short of my bounden duty to deprive myself of
-certain things, and be, so far as possible, a humble
-model for them to form themselves by. Long<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_21"></a>[21]</span>
-before a constituency sent me to Parliament, I
-devoted my best energies to Christianizing the
-lower classes, and I hope not without success. If
-appreciation is any criterion, I may say that I was
-elected president of no less than twelve improvement
-societies. It took me much time and
-thought to attend to them. Yet I wish I could
-have given more.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes—that pocket does pull; there’s a regular
-tram-line towards it. H’m, mighty good work of
-yours. But doesn’t it sour on you sometimes?
-Don’t you want a day off occasionally? A run
-down to Monte Carlo, for instance?”</p>
-
-<p>“Monte Carlo! You horrify me, Mr. Onslow.
-You are my guest, and I cannot speak strongly;
-but this is a very poor jest of yours.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, perhaps you know best about that place.
-Monte Carlo is risky at the best of times for some
-folks, because you’re bound to meet crowds of
-people you know; and if they aren’t on the razzle-dazzle
-too, and pinned to decent silence through
-their own iniquities, some of them are apt to split
-when they get home again. But I don’t know
-why you should be horrified, seeing that we are
-<i lang="fr">entre quatre yeux</i> here, and not on one of your
-pious example platforms. You know you’ve been
-in a far hotter shop than Monte Carlo.—See me
-pot that red? Ah, <i lang="fr">rouge perd</i>—Barcelona, to wit.
-If you remember, you were staying at the Cuatro<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_22"></a>[22]</span>
-Naciones, and at nights you used to cross the
-Rhambla, and——”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Onslow, how did you know all this?”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you remember objecting to take a sheaf
-of obvious spurious notes, and there was a row,
-and somebody whipped out a knife, and somebody
-else floored the knife-man with a chair?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes—no.”</p>
-
-<p>“After which you very sensibly bolted. Well,
-I had only just that moment come in, but I saw
-you were a fellow-islander, and that’s why I
-handled the chair. You don’t remember me, and
-I didn’t know your name, but I recognized you
-the moment your wife introduced us, because I
-never forget a face.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re mistaken. I never was in such a place
-in my life, sir. Think of the position I occupy.
-Why, the thing’s absurd!”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, my good sir, why waste lies? I’m not
-going to show you up. No fear. Why should
-I? It would probably ruin you, and I should
-stand self-convicted of being in the lowest and most
-desperate gambling hell in Europe, without being
-made a sixpence richer by the transaction. Only
-you didn’t know me, and you thought I didn’t
-know you; and I thought it would be handier if
-we were open about one another’s little ways at
-once before we went any further. Who knows
-but what we might be partners in some profitable<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_23"></a>[23]</span>
-business together?” Onslow put his cue down
-and faced his host, with hands deep in his trousers
-pockets. “It’s worth thinking about,” he observed.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf stood before the fireplace
-and drew a handkerchief across his forehead with
-trembling fingers. “What business do you refer
-to?” he asked at length.</p>
-
-<p>“None whatever. I’m not a business man. I
-make discoveries and don’t know how to use
-them. You are a business man and may be able
-to see where the money profit comes in. If you
-can, why then we’ll share the plunder. If you
-can’t, we’re neither of us worse off than before.”</p>
-
-<p>“But this is vague. What sort of discoveries?
-Have you found a mine?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir; in the present instance a channel!”</p>
-
-<p>“A channel?—I don’t understand you.”</p>
-
-<p>“A deep-water channel leading in to a certain
-coast, where everybody else supposes there is
-nothing but shallow water. The Government
-charts put down the place as partly unsurveyed,
-but all impossible for navigation. The upgrowth
-of coral, they say, is turning part of the sea into
-dry land. In a large measure this is true; but at
-one point—which I have discovered—a river comes
-down from the interior, and the scour of this river
-has cut a deep narrow channel out through the
-reefs to the deep sea water beyond.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_24"></a>[24]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Well,” Shelf broke in, “I see no value in that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Wait a minute! In confidence I’ll tell you it
-is on the West Coast of Florida—on the Mexican
-Gulf coast. The interior of southern Florida is
-called the Everglades. It’s partly lake, partly
-swamp; built up of mangroves, saw-grass, cypress
-trees, and water; tenanted by snakes, alligators,
-wild beasts, and a few Seminole Indians. Only
-one expedition of whites has been across it—or
-rather only one expedition known to history. But
-I’ve been there, right into the heart of the Everglades;
-in fact, I’ve just come from there; and I
-netted £1000 out of the trip.”</p>
-
-<p>“How?” asked Shelf, eagerly.</p>
-
-<p>“Never mind exactly how. That’s partly another
-man’s business. Shall we say the other
-man gave me a commission there, and I carried
-it out, and got duly paid? Anyway, that’s sufficient
-explanation. But now about this channel
-I’ve found. If one gives it to the chart people,
-they’ll simply say, ‘Thank you,’ and publish your
-name in one number of an official magazine which
-nobody reads. I don’t long for fame of that
-kind. I’ve the sordid taste to much prefer gold.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think I understand you,” said Shelf. “Give
-me a minute to think it out.”</p>
-
-<p>“A week if you like,” said the other; and, picking
-up his cue, again returned to the billiard-table.</p>
-
-<p>The balls clicked lazily, and the rosewood clock<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_25"></a>[25]</span>
-marked off the seconds with firmness and precision.
-Shelf lay back in his chair, his finger-tips
-together beneath the square chin, his eyes watching
-the shadows which the lamps cast on the
-frescoed ceiling. He looked entirely placid. No
-one would have guessed the simmer of thoughts
-which were poppling and bubbling in his brain.
-A stream of projects came before him, flashed
-into detail, and were dismissed as impracticable.
-It was the great trait of this man’s genius that he
-could think with the speed of a hurricane, and
-clear his head of an unprofitable idea a moment
-after it was born.</p>
-
-<p>Twenty schemes occurred to him, all to be dismissed:
-and then came the twenty-first; and
-that stayed. He ran a mental finger through all
-its leading details: he conned over a thousand
-minutiæ. It was the thing to suit his purpose.</p>
-
-<p>A bare minute had passed, but he needed no
-more time for his deliberations. The scheme
-seemed perfect to him, without flaw, without
-chance of improvement. The hugeness of it
-thrilled him like a draught of spirit. He was betrayed
-away from his unctuous calm; his hands
-dropped on to the arms of the chair.</p>
-
-<p>With a heavy start he clambered to his feet,
-strode forward, and seized Onslow by the arm.
-“If your channel and Everglades will answer a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_26"></a>[26]</span>
-purpose I want, there’s half a million of English
-sovereigns to be made out of it.”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow turned and faced him with a long, thin-drawn
-whistle. “£500,000! Phew!”</p>
-
-<p>“Hush! there’s somebody coming. But it’s
-to be had if you’re not afraid of a little risk.”</p>
-
-<p>“I fear nothing on this earth,” said Onslow,
-“when it’s to my interest not to fear. Moreover,
-though I’m not a saint, my standard of morality
-is probably a shade higher than yours. I don’t
-mind doing some sorts of dirty things; but there
-are shades in dirtiness, and at some tints I draw
-the line. It’s dangerous to—er—have the tips
-of these cues glued on so badly. They fly off
-and hit people.”</p>
-
-<p>The billiard-room door had opened, and Amy
-Rivers had come in, with Fairfax at her heels.
-Hence Onslow’s digression. The matter had not
-been put in so many words; but he felt sure that
-the commission of a great robbery had been proposed
-to him, and he had more than half a mind
-to drive his knuckles into Theodore Shelf’s lying,
-hypocritical face on the spot.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_27"></a>[27]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE REQUIREMENTS OF MRS. SHELF.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf wanted to drag Onslow
-off there and then to his own business-room, on
-the first floor, to discuss further this great project
-which he had in his head; but Onslow thought
-fit to remain where he was. Mr. Shelf nodded
-significantly towards the new-comers, as much as
-to hint that a third person with them would be
-distinctly an inconvenient third. Onslow turned
-to them, cue in hand, and proposed a game of
-snooker.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s precisely what we came up for,” said
-Amy Rivers promptly. “Hamilton, get out the
-balls. Mr. Onslow, will you put the billiard-balls
-away, so that they don’t get mixed?”</p>
-
-<p>They played and talked merrily. Their conversation
-turned on the wretched show at the
-recent Academy, which they agreed was a disgrace
-to a civilized country; and Onslow made
-himself interesting over the art of painting in
-Paris—mural, facial, and on canvas. When he
-chose he could be very interesting, this man<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_28"></a>[28]</span>
-London had nicknamed “The Great Traveler”;
-and he generally chose, not being ill-natured.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf left the billiard-room with
-a feeling beneath his waistcoat much akin to sea-sickness.
-First of all, that plain-spoken Patrick
-Onslow had not over politely hinted that he was
-a canting hypocrite, and had showed cause for
-arriving at the conclusion. This was true, but
-that didn’t make it any the more digestive. And
-secondly, he himself, in a moment of excitement,
-had let drop to this same pernicious Onslow (who
-after all was a comparative stranger) a proposal
-to make the sum of £500,000 at one <i lang="fr">coup</i>. True,
-he had not mentioned the means; but Onslow
-had at once concluded it was to be gained by
-robbery, and he (Theodore Shelf) had not denied
-the impeachment.</p>
-
-<p>Consequently Mr. Shelf went direct to his own
-room, locked the door, and fortified his nerves
-with a liberal allowance of brandy. Then he
-munched a coffee-bean in deference to the blue
-ribbon on his coat-lapel, replaced the cognac
-bottle in the inner drawer of his safe, and sat
-down to think.</p>
-
-<p>If only he understood Onslow, and, better still,
-knew whether he might trust him, there was a
-fortune to be had. Yes, a fortune! And it was
-wanted badly. The great firm of Marmaduke
-Rivers and Shelf, which called itself “Agents to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_29"></a>[29]</span>
-the Oceanic Steam Transport Co.,” but which
-really ran the line of steamers which traded under
-that flag, might look prosperous to the outer eye,
-and might still rear its head haughtily amongst
-the first shipping firms of London port. But the
-man who bragged aloud that he owned it all,
-from offices to engine-oil, knew otherwise. He
-had mortgages out in every direction, mortgages
-so cunningly hidden that only he himself was
-aware of their vast total. He knew that the firm
-was rotten—lock, stock, and barrel. He knew
-that through any one of twenty channels a breakup
-might come any day; and, following on the
-heels of that, a smash, which would be none the
-pleasanter because, from its size and devastating
-effects, it would live down into history.</p>
-
-<p>He, Theodore Shelf, would assuredly not be in
-England to face it. Since his commercial barometer
-had reached “stormy,” and still showed
-signs of steady descent, he had been transmitting
-carefully modulated doles to certain South
-American banks, and had even gone so far as to
-purchase (under a <i lang="fr">nom d’escroc</i>) a picturesquely
-situated estançia on the upper waters of the Rio
-Paraguay.</p>
-
-<p>There, in case the tempest of bankruptcy broke,
-the extradition treaties would cease from troubling,
-and the weary swindler would be at well-fed
-rest.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_30"></a>[30]</span></p>
-
-<p>But Mr. Theodore Shelf had no lust for this
-tropical retirement. He liked the powers of his
-present pinnacle in the City. And that howl of
-execration from every class of society which
-would make up his pæan of defeat was an opera
-that he very naturally shrank from sitting through.</p>
-
-<p>As he thought of these things, he hugged closer
-to him the wire-haired fox-terrier which sat upon
-his lap.</p>
-
-<p>“George, old friend,” said Mr. Shelf, “if things
-do go wrong, I believe you are the only thing
-living in England which won’t turn against
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>George slid out a red tongue and licked the
-angle of Mr. Shelf’s square chin. Then he retired
-within himself again, and looked sulky. The
-door had opened, and Mrs. Shelf stood on the
-mat. There was a profound mutual dislike between
-George and Mrs. Theodore Shelf.</p>
-
-<p>“You alone, Theodore? I thought Mr. Onslow
-was here. However, so much the better.
-I have wanted to speak with you all the morning.
-Do turn that nasty dog away!”</p>
-
-<p>George was not evicted, and Mr. Shelf inquired
-curtly what his wife was pleased to want. She
-seldom invaded this business-room of his, and,
-when she did, it was for a purpose which he was
-beginning to abhor. She came to the point at
-once by handing him a letter, which was mostly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_31"></a>[31]</span>
-in copperplate. He read it through with brief,
-sour comment.</p>
-
-<p>“H’m! Bank. Your private account overdrawn.
-That’s the third time this year, Laura.
-Warning seems to be no use. You are determined
-to know what ruin tastes like.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ruin, pshaw! You don’t put me off with
-that silly tale. To begin with, I don’t believe it
-for an instant; and even if it were true, I’d rather
-be ruined than retrench. You and I can afford
-to be candid between ourselves, Theodore. You
-know perfectly well that we have gained our
-position in society purely and solely by purchase.”</p>
-
-<p>“To my cost I do know it. But having paid
-your entrance fee at least eight times over, I
-think you might be content with an ordinary subscription.
-The ball last night, for instance——”</p>
-
-<p>“Was necessary. And I couldn’t afford to do
-the thing otherwise than gorgeously.”</p>
-
-<p>“Gorgeously! Do you think I’m a Crœsus,
-Laura, to pay for gearing one room with red
-roses, and another room with pink, and another
-room with Marshal Niels for fools to flit in during
-one short night? This morning’s paper informs
-me that those flowers came by special express
-from Nice, and cost five hundred pounds.”</p>
-
-<p>“And yet you twit me with extravagance!
-All the papers have got in that paragraph, as I
-took care they should; and everybody will read<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_32"></a>[32]</span>
-it. Yet the flowers only cost a paltry three
-hundred pounds, so that in credit I am two hundred
-to the good, because I have clearly given
-<em>the</em> ball of the season. Theodore, you are short-sighted;
-you are a fool to your own profit. By
-myself I shall make you a baronet this year, and
-if you had only worked in your own interests
-half as hard as I have done, you could have
-entered the House of Lords.”</p>
-
-<p>“Titles,” said Shelf grimly, “for people of our
-stamp, are only given for direct cash outlay in
-almshouses, or picture galleries, or political clubs.
-Before they are bestowed, a Crown censor satisfies
-himself that one’s financial position is broad and
-absolutely sound. There are reasons connected
-with those matters which block you further and
-further from being ‘milady’ every day.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Shelf shrugged her shoulders in utter unbelief.
-“Your preaching tendencies cover you
-like a second skin, Theodore. It seems as if you
-never drop the conventicle and the pleasure of
-pointing a moral at one. Believe me, is isn’t a
-paying speculation, this cant of yours. At the
-most they would only give you a trumpery
-knighthood for it. But go your own way, and
-I’ll go mine. You shall be made in spite of yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Shelf noticed that at this point her husband’s
-eyes were beginning to glow with dull<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_33"></a>[33]</span>
-fury. She objected to scenes; and, dropping
-the subject, reverted once more to her present
-needs.</p>
-
-<p>“However, let us stop this wrangle, and come
-to business. I wish you to see to that impertinent
-circular from the bank. I have several checks
-out, and unpresented; I am absolutely compelled
-to draw others to-day, for trifles which will
-add up to about a thousand. You will kindly
-see that they are honored. It is all your own
-fault, this trumpery worry about nothing. You
-should not try and screw me down to such a niggardly
-allowance.”</p>
-
-<p>Shelf stood up, and the dog on his lap leaped
-hurriedly to the ground growling. “Woman!”
-he said passionately, “you won’t believe me; but
-if you will go on in this mad extravagance, you
-will soon learn for yourself that I am not lying—perhaps
-very soon. Perhaps to-morrow. When
-a shameful bankruptcy does come, then you can
-play your hand as you please. I shall not be
-here to hinder you any longer. Where shall I
-go, how I shall lead my new life, who will be my
-partner, are matters which you will be allowed
-no finger in. So long as things last here, I shall
-observe all the conventionalities; and, if you appreciate
-those, you will find it wise to reconsider
-your present ways. I tell you candidly that if
-the firm does go down, not only England, but<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_34"></a>[34]</span>
-half the world will ring with its transactions.
-Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf,” he went on with
-scowling fury, “were honest, prosperous tradesmen
-once, before their ways were fouled to find
-money for your cursed ambition.”</p>
-
-<p>There was a new look on Theodore Shelf’s
-clean-shaven face which his wife had never seen
-before, and an evil glint in the eyes which scared
-her. Irresolutely she moved towards the door
-and put her fingers upon the handle. Then she
-drew herself up and stared him up and down with
-a look of forced contempt. “You will be good
-enough,” she said coldly, “to attend to the business
-which brought me here. I am going now to
-draw the checks I spoke about.”</p>
-
-<p>Shelf looked at her very curiously. “Go,” he
-said, “and do as you please. You are a determined
-woman, and, because I am determined
-myself, I admire your strength of will; but for
-all that I think I shall murder you before I leave
-England.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Shelf laughed derisively, but with pale
-lips; and then she opened the door.</p>
-
-<p>“What fine heroics,” she said. “But thanks
-for seeing after my balance. I must have that
-money.”</p>
-
-<p>She passed through the door, closing it gently
-behind her, and Shelf returned to his armchair.</p>
-
-<p>“George,” he said, as the fox-terrier stood up<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_35"></a>[35]</span>
-against his knee, “if that woman were only struck
-dead to-day, there are two thousand families in
-England who would rejoice madly if they only
-knew one-tenth part of what I know. Poor beggars,
-they have trusted me to the hilt, and she
-makes me behave to them like a fiend. D’you
-know, my small animal, I wish very much just
-now an earthquake or a revolution or something
-like that would occur, to shuffle matters up.
-Then if I got killed I should be spared a great
-deal of worry; and if I didn’t, why I’ve got
-large hands, and I believe could grab enough in
-the general scramble to suit even her. As it is,
-however, with neither earthquake nor revolution
-probable, I’m a desperate man, ready to take any
-desperate chance of commercial salvation. Eh,
-well!” he concluded, as he reached for a paper-block
-and rested it on George’s back, “worrying
-myself about the matter won’t improve it. The
-only thing is to try and keep things running in
-their present groove.” He broke off and scribbled
-a Biblical text. “Other men would have
-been suspected long before this. But my reputation
-has saved me.” He smiled to himself softly.
-“What a thing it is to be known as a thoroughly
-good man!”</p>
-
-<p>He broke off at this point, and applied himself
-with gusto to writing his sermon for the ensuing
-Sunday.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_36"></a>[36]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV.<br />
-<span class="smaller">BUSINESS AT A BALL.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>When people are engaged, they usually contrive
-to meet with frequency, and so Amy Rivers
-showed no very great surprise at seeing Fairfax
-again later in the evening. She only said:
-“Why, I didn’t know you knew the Latchfords.”
-To which Hamilton Fairfax replied that he did
-not know them, but had met another man at the
-club who was coming to the party, and that the
-other man had brought him.</p>
-
-<p>“An extra male never matters at a big dance,”
-said Fairfax. “Besides,” he went on, “I wanted
-particularly to see you this evening. Since we
-parted last, I’ve heard of an estate for sale in
-Kent which I fancy would just suit us. The
-present holder wants money, and therefore it’s
-going cheap; but there’s another fellow after it,
-and I’ve only got the refusal till to-morrow morning.
-So you see I want your views on the subject
-at once.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well,” said Miss Rivers; “you shall tell
-me about it in, say, three dances from now.
-There are no programs here to-night; but I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_37"></a>[37]</span>
-have promised the next two waltzes and the
-square, and don’t particularly want to cut them.
-In the mean time, I wish you would go and talk
-to Mrs. Shelf. She said when we were driving
-here that she wanted to speak to you. I don’t
-know about what, but she’ll tell you that herself.”</p>
-
-<p>“Right!” said Fairfax. “Ta-ta for the present!”
-And he went through the rooms till he
-saw the blaze of diamonds and rubies which
-decked the handsome person of Mrs. Theodore
-Shelf.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Shelf had, as usual, a concourse of men
-round her. She was a woman who deliberately
-cultivated the art of fascination, because it was
-essential to her ambition; and men are always
-willing to be dazzled and fascinated. They were
-laughing when Fairfax came up. She saw him
-from the corner of her eyes, but for the moment
-took no notice of him. She leaned forward and
-delivered another sentence to the men before her
-through the top feathers of her fan, which sent
-through them another thrill of merriment; and
-then shut the fan with a click and turned to Fairfax.</p>
-
-<p>The other men went away, still laughing, which
-was quite typical of Mrs. Shelf’s powers. She
-always concluded her audiences dramatically.
-No actress on the stage had more knowledge
-of how to bring about an artistic “curtain.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_38"></a>[38]</span></p>
-
-<p>She watched them go with a smile of mild
-triumph, but when she turned to Fairfax this had
-flitted away. There was distinct annoyance on
-her face.</p>
-
-<p>“Why don’t you know these people here?”
-she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I suppose I may say that technically I
-do know Lady Latchford now. The chap who
-brought me introduced me to her. But of course
-she’ll have forgotten me by this time.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then why didn’t you stop and talk to her—amuse
-her—or, better still, be impertinent to
-her? You ought to have known the Latchfords
-before. Indeed, I thought you did; but to
-slip in like that, without a noise, was worse
-than a mistake—it was a crime. Don’t you
-know that the Latchfords are useful? Really,
-Hamilton, you make me angry. You never
-make the slightest effort to get on, and know
-people who will be useful to you, and all
-that.”</p>
-
-<p>Fairfax felt half amused, half annoyed. He
-shrugged his shoulders.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know what Amy will do with you
-when she marries,” Mrs. Shelf went on. “You’ve
-no dash about you, no smartness. If you are left
-to yourself, you may make money, but you will
-never make a name.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not a man,” said Fairfax, with a half-angry<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_39"></a>[39]</span>
-laugh, “who would ever walk about in
-spurs and blow a trumpet.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” replied Mrs. Shelf; “you would, if you
-had your own way, work ten hours a day in the
-City, and then come home and sleep. Once a
-month you would give a dinner party to City
-friends, and talk shop the entire evening. In the
-end you would die, and have written on your
-gravestone, ‘This was a dull, honest man, who
-made a million of money and no enemies.’ Now
-I,” said Mrs. Shelf, “should feel lonely beyond
-belief if I didn’t know that there were people who
-hated and feared me. It gives one the sense of
-power, and that means confidence; and a woman
-with confidence gets on. It is only your harmless
-fool who is popular all round, and a person whom
-everybody in their innermost hearts despise, whatever
-they may say of him aloud. You must
-shake this mood off, Hamilton. Begin now. Go
-up to the Latchford woman, and be impertinent
-to her. Say the floor’s so bad you can’t
-dance on it, or the supper’s poisoned you, or
-that there’s a woman here who picks pockets.
-Put it nicely, you know, and make it cut, and
-then she’ll ask you to her next function, because
-she’ll think you too dangerous to make an enemy
-of.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t feel equal to the job,” said Fairfax.
-“It would probably end in my being kicked<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_40"></a>[40]</span>
-there and then out of doors if I attempted such a
-thing.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nonsense,” said Mrs. Shelf. “Polite impertinence
-is the best possible <i lang="fr">cachet</i> nowadays.
-And you must cut out some style for yourself.
-Go and begin now.”</p>
-
-<p>She dismissed him with a tap of her fan, and
-beckoned another man up.</p>
-
-<p>Fairfax went off willingly enough, but he did
-not go and impress himself upon his hostess’s
-memory by the crude process of baiting her.
-Instead, he hung about the rooms and idled away
-his time till Amy Rivers was ready for him, and
-then, slipping her arm through his, led her to a
-niche on a secluded staircase.</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” she said, “tell me all about this place
-in Kent.”</p>
-
-<p>He told her soberly and quietly all the details,
-and waxed dry over leases and repairs of outbuildings.</p>
-
-<p>“It sounds lovely,” she said when he had
-finished; “but you don’t seem very enthusiastic
-over it yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s not my way, dear. Mrs. Shelf has
-been telling me what a very dull young man I
-am, and suggested that I should commence improving
-matters by going up and insulting my
-hostess. I’m afraid I haven’t done it. To begin
-with, I couldn’t; and to go on with, she’d squash<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_41"></a>[41]</span>
-me out of existence with a look, if I made the
-attempt. You see, Amy, I know my limitations;
-I’m a tolerably heavy person, with limited powers
-of speech, and a subdued sense of humor.”</p>
-
-<p>“You might be brighter, that’s a fact,” Miss
-Rivers admitted candidly.</p>
-
-<p>“If you are tired of me, dear——”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Rivers craned her neck down the line of
-the banisters, to make sure that no one was looking,
-and then drew Fairfax to her, and gave him
-a kiss.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t be a great goose!” she said. “Only
-don’t think that I am going to agree with you in
-everything. That would be far too dull and
-copy-booky. And don’t think I imagine you
-perfect. I should hate you most cordially if you
-were.”</p>
-
-<p>“What are my faults?”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you think I could tell you the whole list
-in a single evening? No, sir. Some day, when
-I am more than usually annoyed with you, I will
-begin early and read out a chapter of them. Till
-then, I’ll bear with the lot. Tell me some more
-about this place in Kent.”</p>
-
-<p>“I have told you all I know. If you like the
-idea, we might run down to-morrow and see it
-ourselves, before we finally decide on the purchase.
-The only thing is about the price. You
-know I’m a tolerably well-off man, dear, but there<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_42"></a>[42]</span>
-are limits to my capital, and most of it is well
-locked up. Of course this place has to be paid
-for in cash, which is the reason for its going so
-cheap.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I am afraid that alone it would not be
-wise for me to purchase it. But then one cannot
-get over the fact that you are an heiress—excuse
-my being unromantic and practical—and we are
-presumably not going to live on my income only.
-And so, if the house and its grounds should suit
-us, I was wondering whether you would feel disposed——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my dear child, how you do beat about
-the bush! Of course I’ll help buy the place if
-we like it. Why shouldn’t I? There’s heaps of
-money, and there’s no earthly reason why we
-shouldn’t use it.”</p>
-
-<p>“But will the trustees let you have it?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not of age for another year, but the trustees
-have discretionary power. At least, Mr.
-Shelf has, and he never thwarts me in anything.
-I believe he’d do anything for me. He is really
-the kindest man. If you like, Hamilton, I’ll see
-him about it before he goes out to-morrow morning.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think that will be best, dear. You see, in
-the present state of the offer, one has to rush
-things.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_43"></a>[43]</span></p>
-
-<p>“How much am I to ask him for?”</p>
-
-<p>“Fifteen thousand pounds would do. I can
-manage the rest.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, he’ll let me have that without any trouble
-at all. I’m sure of it. And if the other trustee
-was awkward, he’d advance it to me for the year
-out of his own pocket. Listen, there’s the music
-going again. Aren’t you going to dance with me
-to-night, Hamilton?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ye-es, a waltz, or anything like that. But
-they’re playing that abominable barn-dance. I
-think it’s idiotic. Makes such a show of one’s
-self. Let’s sit it out here.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not I. I love the barn-dance. I do it well,
-and I dress for it. Consequently, my dear boy,
-I’m not going to miss it. You needn’t kick up
-<em>your</em> heels unless you like, but I warn you I’m
-going to disport myself. Come along, and take
-me down-stairs. There now! you’ve ruffled my
-hair again.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come along, then,” said Fairfax. “You can
-knock over my worst prejudices. I’ll dance two
-barn-dances with you if I get the opportunity.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_44"></a>[44]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V.<br />
-<span class="smaller">BIMETALLISM.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>It was late in the evening when Patrick Onslow
-again found himself <i lang="fr">en tête-à-tête</i> with his host.
-There had been people in to dinner at the house
-in Park Lane, but these had gone, and Mrs. Shelf
-and Amy Rivers followed them to Lady Latchford’s
-dance. Mrs. Shelf had wished to carry
-Onslow also in her train, but that person stayed
-behind by a request which he could not very well
-refuse. “You will favor me very much by remaining
-here for the rest of the evening, Mr.
-Onslow,” Shelf had said in his pompous way.
-“I have matters of the greatest moment which I
-wish to discuss with you.”</p>
-
-<p>“I hardly know how to begin,” Shelf confessed
-uneasily, when they were alone.</p>
-
-<p>“Then let me make a suggestion,” said Onslow,
-with a laugh. “Come to the point at once.
-Let’s have the plot without any introductory
-chapters. You’ve told me you’ve got a scheme
-on hand for turning my discovery into currency,
-and you’ve rather hinted that it’s a dirty scheme.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>[45]</span>
-The only question is, how dirty? Thanks to
-pressure of circumstances, I’m not an over-particular
-person; but on points I’m very squeamish;
-or, in other words, I draw the line somewhere.
-Unless I’m very vastly mistaken, your
-plan will involve one in downright knavery, which
-is a thing all sensible men avoid if possible. Now,
-in my ignorance, I fancied the find might be
-turned to account without climbing down to that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said Shelf, eagerly, “then you had a
-scheme in your head before you came to me?”</p>
-
-<p>The other shrugged his shoulders and lit a cigar.
-“Just a dim outline, nothing more. You see, the
-interior of the Everglades is absolutely untouched,
-by the white man’s weapons. It was vaguely
-supposed to be one vast lake, with oases of slime
-and mangroves. The lake was reported as too
-shallow for boats, and abounding with fevers,
-agues, and mosquitoes. Consequently it remained
-unexplored, and on the end of the Florida peninsula
-to-day no white man (barring myself and
-one or two others) has ever got further than five
-or eight miles in from the coast. Now, as I’ve
-told you, I was lucky enough to hit upon a fine
-deep ship-channel going in as far as the center
-line, and I don’t know how far beyond inside.
-There is good fertile country, a healthy climate
-and the best game-preserve on this earth. For
-the first comers, that interior will be just a sportsman’s<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_46"></a>[46]</span>
-paradise. My idea is two-wise. First sell
-the cream off the sport. Some men will give
-anything for shooting, and in this case there will
-also be the glamour of being pioneers. Each one
-will start determined to write a book of his
-opinions and doings when he gets back. By
-chartering a steamer and treating them well on
-board, they would have sporting <i lang="fr">de luxe</i>, and one
-ought to get quite five-and-twenty chaps at five
-hundred guineas apiece. That gives the first
-crop. For the second, buy up an enormous tract
-of the land, which can be got for half nothing—say
-ten or fifteen cents an acre—boom it, and
-resell it in lots to Jugginses. They’ll fancy they’ll
-grow oranges, as all Englishmen do who try
-Florida. Perhaps they may grow them: who
-knows, if they keep off whisky and put in work?
-But that won’t be the promoters’ concern. They
-don’t advertise that the land <em>will</em> produce oranges;
-they only guarantee that it would if it was given
-a chance; and that’s all correct. Perhaps this is
-rough on the Jugginses; but as they crowd these
-British Islands in droves, and are always on the
-look-out for some one to shear them, I don’t see
-why an Everglades Company shouldn’t have their
-fleeces as well as anybody else. They’re mostly
-wasters, and wouldn’t do any mortal good anywhere;
-and it’s a patriotic deed to cart them over
-our boundary ditch away from local mischief.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_47"></a>[47]</span>
-Besides, even if the worst comes to the worst,
-and the orange industry of Florida still refuses to
-make headway, the would-be growers needn’t
-starve; nor need they even do what they’ll probably
-hate more—and that’s work. There’s always
-sweet potatoes and mullet and tobacco to be got,
-and if that diet doesn’t cloy, a man can have it there
-for mighty little exertion. Come, now. That’s
-the pemmican of the plan. What do you think
-of it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Much capital would be needed.”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow shrugged his shoulders. “Some,
-naturally, or I shouldn’t have come to you. If
-I’d seen any way to pouching all the plunder single-handed
-you may bet your life, Mr. Theodore Shelf,
-I shouldn’t have invited you into partnership.”</p>
-
-<p>“Returns, too, would be very slow.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not necessarily. Float the company, and
-then turn it over to another company for cash
-down.”</p>
-
-<p>“Moreover, when the—er—the young men
-you spoke about, found that the orange-groves
-did not produce at once in paying quantities,
-they would write home, and their parents would
-denounce me as a swindler in the newspapers.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, not you; the other company—the one
-you sold it to. But then apologists would arise
-to show that the Jugginses—don’t shy at the
-word, sir—were lazy and ignorant, and also that<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>[48]</span>
-they absorbed the corn whisky of the country in
-excessive quantities. And then that company
-could grin smugly, and pose as a misunderstood
-benefactor. So its profits wouldn’t be smirched
-in the least. Grasp that?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes: I dare say you have worked it all
-out to yourself, and thought over the details so
-many times that the whole scheme seems entirely
-plausible. But looking at it from the view of a
-business man, I cannot say that it appears to be
-an enterprise I should care to embark in. You
-see it is so very much beyond the scope of my
-general operations that I—er—hesitate—er—you
-understand, I hesitate——”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Patrick Onslow, quietly, “you
-hesitate because you’ve got something ten times
-more profitable up your sleeve.”</p>
-
-<p>Shelf started, and shivered slightly.</p>
-
-<p>“You may as well be candid and open with
-me,” Onslow continued, “and tell me what you
-are driving at. If it suits me, I’ll say so; and if
-it doesn’t, I’ll let you know with surprising promptness.
-And again, if we don’t trade, you may
-rely on me not to gossip about your suggestion.
-I’m not the stone-throwing variety of animal.
-You see I live in a sort of semi-greenhouse myself.”</p>
-
-<p>There was a minute’s pause, during which
-Theodore Shelf shifted about as though his chair<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_49"></a>[49]</span>
-was uneven rock beneath him. Then he jerked
-out his tale sentence by sentence, squinting sideways
-at his companion between each period.</p>
-
-<p>“You know I’m a shipowner in a large way of
-business?”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow nodded.</p>
-
-<p>“Ships are occasionally lost at sea: steamers,
-even new steamers straight out of a builder’s
-yard, and well found in every particular.”</p>
-
-<p>“So I’ve read in the newspaper.”</p>
-
-<p>“And every shipowner insures his vessels to
-the full of their value.”</p>
-
-<p>“Except when he has a foreboding that they
-will come to grief on a voyage. Then, so rumor
-says, he usually has the forethought to over-insure.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf passed a handkerchief over
-his forehead, and started what was apparently a
-new topic.</p>
-
-<p>“There is a silver crisis on just now in the
-United States, and by this morning’s paper the
-dollar is down at sixty cents. American gold is
-not to be had. English gold is always worth its
-face value. What more natural financial operation
-could there be than to ship out sovereigns,
-and profit by the discrepancy?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah,” said Onslow, “so the new and valuable
-steamer, which, though over-insured, is likely to
-be reported lost, is evidently to have a consignment<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_50"></a>[50]</span>
-of specie on board. £500,000 I fancy you
-mentioned as the figure in the billiard-room this
-morning. Well, if one is going in for robbery—or
-piracy, I suppose it would turn out to be in this
-instance—there’s nothing like a large <i lang="fr">coup</i>. It’s
-your niggler who usually fails, and gets laid by
-the heels. Drive on, and be a little more explicit.”</p>
-
-<p>“Couldn’t the steamer be lost somehow in the
-Gulf of Mexico, and a boat containing the boxes
-of specie find its way through this channel of
-yours into the interior of Florida?”</p>
-
-<p>“How—lost?”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Shelf mopped his forehead again. “Don’t
-steamers,” he asked, “don’t they sometimes
-have sad accidents which—which cause them to
-blow up?”</p>
-
-<p>“Such things have been known. But it’s
-rather rough on the crew, don’t you think?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, poor fellows, yes. But a sailor’s life is
-always hazardous. Indeed, what can he expect
-with wages at their present ruinous rate? Shipowners
-must live.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you beauty!” said Patrick Onslow.</p>
-
-<p>“I must ask you,” cried Shelf with a sudden
-burst of sourness, “to refrain from these comments,
-sir. But tell me, before I go any further
-in this confidence, am I to count upon your assistance?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_51"></a>[51]</span></p>
-
-<p>“That depends upon many things. To begin
-with, there’ll have to be modifications before I
-dabble. I’m not obtrusively squeamish about
-human life—my own, or other people’s. On
-occasion I bagged my man—because he had twice
-shot at me. Still, piracy, complicated with what
-practically amounts to murder, is an art which I
-haven’t trafficked in as yet; and, curious to
-relate, I don’t intend to begin. Your scheme is
-delicious in its cold-bloodedness; but it would
-look better if it were toned down a trifle. By
-the way, better help yourself to a drink. Your
-nerves are in such a joggle, that I fancy you’ll
-faint if you don’t. I notice there’s no blue ribbon
-on your evening dress. Humph! That’s a
-second mate’s nip—four fingers, if it’s a drop;
-apparently you are used to this. Tell me now,
-what honorarium do you propose I should take
-for engineering this piece of rascality in your
-favor?”</p>
-
-<p>“I will give you five hundred pounds!”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, would you, really? Not even guineas?”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Onslow, I’ll make it a thousand.
-There!”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Theodore Shelf, when a monkey wants a
-cat to pull chestnuts for him out of the fire, he
-first has to be stronger than the cat. You don’t
-occupy that enviable position. In fact, I have
-the whip-hand of you in every way. We need<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_52"></a>[52]</span>
-not particularize, but you can sum the items for
-yourself. Now I’ll make you an offer. Half of
-all the plunder, and entire control of everything.”</p>
-
-<p>“Great heavens! do you want to ruin me?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t care in the least if I do. Your welfare
-doesn’t interest me. But my services are on the
-market with a <i lang="fr">prix fixé</i>, and you can take ’em or
-leave ’em. That’s final.”</p>
-
-<p>Shelf burst into a torrent of expostulations;
-exciting himself more and more as he went on;
-till at last he stood before the other with gripped
-fists and the veins ridged out down his neck, inarticulate
-with fury.</p>
-
-<p>Onslow heard him out with a contemptuous
-smile, but when the man had stormed himself into
-silence, then he spoke, coolly and coldly:</p>
-
-<p>“When one trades in life and death, the brokerage
-is heavy. You have heard my offer. If you
-don’t like it, say so without further palaver, and
-I’ll leave you now—with your conscience, if you
-have a rag of such a commodity left.”</p>
-
-<p>“You may sit where you are,” replied Shelf
-sullenly.</p>
-
-<p>“Well and good. That means to say my terms
-are accepted. I’ll pin you to them later. But
-for the present let me observe to you something
-else, so that there may be no misunderstanding
-between us. I’ve been rambling up and down<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_53"></a>[53]</span>
-the world half my life, and I’ve met blackguards
-of most descriptions in every iniquitous place,
-from Callao to Port Saïd—forgers, thieves, murderers
-of nearly every grade of proficiency. But
-they say that the prime of everything gets to
-London, and I verily believe now that it does, for
-by Jove, you are the most pernicious scoundrel
-of all the collection!”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir!” thundered Shelf, “am I to listen to
-these foul insults in my own house?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I quite understand the obligations of
-bread and salt; but you are beyond the pale of
-that. You are a noxious beast who ought to be
-stamped out. Still you can be useful to me; so
-I shall hire myself out to be useful to you. But
-I have brought these unpleasant facts under your
-notice, to let you thoroughly understand that I
-have summed you up from horns to hoofs, and to
-point out to you that I wouldn’t give a piastre
-for your most sacred word of honor. We shall
-be bound to one another in this precious scheme
-by community of interests alone; and if you can
-swindle me, you may. Only look out for the
-consequences if you do try it on. I never yet
-left a score unpaid. We’re <i lang="la">Arcades ambo</i>—rascals
-both; only we’re different varieties of rascal. I
-know you pretty thoroughly; and if you don’t
-know me as well, possibly you will before we’ve
-done with one another. And now, if it please<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_54"></a>[54]</span>
-you, we’ll go into the minuter details of this piece
-of villainy, and sketch out definitely how we are
-to steal this half a million in specie, and this valuable
-steamer, without committing more murder
-than is absolutely essential to success.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_55"></a>[55]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE TEMPTING OF CAPTAIN OWEN KETTLE.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>“If one might judge from the lacquered majesty
-of your office appointments,” said Patrick Onslow,
-taking one of the big chairs in Shelf’s inner sanctum,
-“your firm is doing a roaring fine business.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf seated himself before his
-desk and began sorting out some papers. “The
-turnover,” he said evasively, “is enormous. Our
-operations are most extensive.”</p>
-
-<p>“Extensive and peculiar,” commented Onslow.</p>
-
-<p>“But I regret to say that during the last eighteen
-months the firm’s profits have seriously decreased,
-and the scope of its operations been
-much hampered. I take credit to myself that this
-diminution could have been prevented by no action
-on my part. It is entirely the outcome of the
-times, and the lazy greed of the working classes,
-fomented by the frothings of paid agitators. The
-series of strikes which we have had to contend
-against is unprecedented.”</p>
-
-<p>“Is it? Well, I don’t know. There have been
-labor bothers all down through history, and I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_56"></a>[56]</span>
-fancy they’ll continue to the end of time. If
-you’ll recollect, there was a certain Egyptian king
-who once had troubles with his bricklayers, and
-I fancy there have been similar difficulties trotting
-through the centuries in pretty quick succession
-ever since. Of course, each man thinks his own
-employés the most unreasonable and grasping
-that have ever uttered opinion since the record
-began; that’s only natural. But I might point
-out to you that in definite results you aren’t in
-the worst box yet. Your chariot hasn’t been
-upset in the Red Sea so far, and it may be that a
-certain operation in the Mexican Gulf will grease
-up the wheels and set it running on triumphantly.
-Grumble if you like, Mr. Shelf, but don’t make
-yourself out to be the worst-used man in history.
-Pharaoh hadn’t half your opportunities.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes,” said Shelf, who didn’t relish this
-kind of conversation; “but we will come to business,
-if you please.”</p>
-
-<p>“Right you are. Let’s finish floating the swindle.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Onslow!” exclaimed the other passionately,
-“will you never learn to moderate your
-language? There are a hundred clerks within a
-hundred feet of you through that door, and sometimes
-even walls can listen and repeat. Besides,
-I object altogether to your phraseology. We
-engage in no such things as swindles in the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>[57]</span>
-City. Our operations are all commercial enterprises.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well,” said Onslow, shrugging his
-shoulders; “don’t let’s squabble over it. You
-call your spade what you like, only I reserve a
-right to clap on a plainer brand. We’re built
-differently, Mr. Shelf. I prefer to be honest in
-my dishonesty. And now, as I’ve said, let’s get
-to business. You say the charter of this steamer
-of yours, the <i>Port Edes</i>, has expired, and she is
-back on your hands. She’s 2000 tons, built under
-Lloyds’ survey, and classed 100 A1. She’s well
-engined, and has just been dry-docked. She’ll
-insure for every sixpence of her value without
-comment, and there’s nothing more natural than
-to send out your specie in such a sound bottom.
-Remains to pick a suitable complement.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve got a master waiting here now by appointment.
-His name is Kettle. I have him to a
-certain extent under my thumb, and I fancy he
-will prove a reliable man. He was once in our
-firm’s employment.”</p>
-
-<p>“Owen Kettle, by any chance?”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf referred to a paper on his
-writing-table. “Captain Owen Kettle, yes. He
-was the man who lost the <i>Doge of Venice</i>, and
-since then he’s never had another ship.”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor devil! yes, I know. That <i>Doge of Venice</i>
-case was an awful scandal. Owners filled up<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>[58]</span>
-the Board of Trade surveyor to the teeth with
-champagne, or she’d never have been passed to
-sea. As it was, she’d such an unholy reputation
-that two crews ran from her before they could
-get her manned. She was as rotten as rust and
-tumbled rivets could make her, and she was sent
-to sea as a coffin ship to earn her dividends out
-of Lloyds’. Kettle had been out of a job for
-some time. He was a desperate man, with a
-family depending on him, and he went as skipper,
-fully conscious of what was expected of him.
-He did it like a man. He let the <i>Doge of Venice</i>
-founder in a North Sea gale, and, by a marvelous
-chance, managed to save his ship’s company.
-At the inquiry, of course, he was made scapegoat,
-and he didn’t contrive to save his ticket. They
-suspended his master’s certificate for a year.
-On the strength of that he applied to owners for
-maintenance, putting it on the reasonable claim
-of services rendered. Owners, being upright
-merchants and sensible men, naturally repudiated
-all knowledge or liability; said he was a blackmailing
-scoundrel as well as an unskilful seaman;
-and threatened him with an action for libel.
-Kettle, not having a solitary proof to show, did
-the only thing left for him to do, and that was
-eat dirt or subside. But the incident and the
-subsequent starvation haven’t tended to sweeten
-his temper. Latterly he’s been serving as mate<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>[59]</span>
-on a Pacific ship, and he was just a terror with
-his men. He simply kept alive by carrying his
-fist on a revolver-butt. There isn’t a man who’s
-served with Red Kettle three weeks that wouldn’t
-have cheerfully swung for the enjoyment of murdering
-him.”</p>
-
-<p>“You appear to know a good deal about this
-man.”</p>
-
-<p>“When it suits my purpose,” returned Onslow
-drily, “I mostly contrive to know something
-about anybody. However, it’s no use discussing
-the poor beggar any longer. What’s amiss with
-having him in now?”</p>
-
-<p>Shelf touched one of the electric buttons which
-studded the edge of his table, and a clerk appeared,
-who went away again, and shortly returned.
-With him was a dried-up little man of
-about forty, with a red head and a peaked red
-beard, who made a stiff, nervous salaam to Mr.
-Theodore Shelf, and then turned to stare at Onslow
-with puckered amazement.</p>
-
-<p>Onslow nodded and laughed. “Been carrying
-any more pilgrims from Port Saïd to the Morocco
-coast on iron decks?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“I never did that,” snapped Captain Kettle.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, one’s memory fails at times. I dare say
-also you forget a water famine when the condenser
-broke down, and a trifling affray with
-knuckledusters and other toys; and a dash of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>[60]</span>
-cholera; and nine dead bodies of Hadjis which
-went overboard? Perhaps, too, you don’t remember
-fudging a clean bill of health, and
-baksheeshing certain officials of his Shereefian
-Majesty?”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said Captain Kettle sourly, “I don’t
-remember.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m going to forget it also, if you’ll prove
-yourself a sensible man, and deal amicably with
-Mr. Shelf and myself. I’m also going to forget
-that when you were shipping rice for Calcutta in
-’82 you rented mats you called your own to the
-consignor, and made a tidy penny out of that;
-and I shall similarly let slip from my memory
-a trifling squeeze of eight hundred dollars which
-you made out of a stevedore in New Orleans,
-before you let him touch your ship, in the fall
-of ’82.”</p>
-
-<p>“You can’t make anything out of those,” said
-Kettle. “They’re the ordinary customs of the
-trade.”</p>
-
-<p>“Shipmasters’ perquisites for which owners
-pay? Exactly. I know some skippers consider
-these trifles to be their lawful right. But a court
-of law might be ignorant enough to set them
-down as robbery.”</p>
-
-<p>“I should like to know where you’ve got all
-these things from,” Captain Kettle demanded,
-facing Onslow, with his lean scraggy neck thrust<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>[61]</span>
-forth nearly a foot from its stepping. “I should
-like to know, too, how you’re here? I’d a fancy
-you were dead.”</p>
-
-<p>“Other people have labored under that impression.
-But I’ve an awkward knack of keeping
-alive. You’ve the same. The faculty may prove
-useful to us both in the course of the next month,
-if you’re not ass enough to refuse £500.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ho! That’s the game we’ve got bent, is it?
-What old wind-jammer do you want me to lose
-now?”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir!” thundered Shelf, lifting his voice for
-the first time. “This is pretty language. I
-would have you remember that but a short time
-ago you were in my employ.”</p>
-
-<p>“And a fat lot of good it did me,” retorted the
-sailor. “But,” he added, with the sudden recollection
-that it is never wise of a master mariner to
-irritate any shipowner, “but, sir, I wasn’t talking
-to you. I fancied it was Mr. Onslow here who
-was wanting to deal with me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then your fancy carried you astray, captain,”
-said Shelf. “Come, come, don’t let’s get angry
-with one another. As I repeatedly impress on
-all who come in contact with me, there is never
-any good born out of words voiced in anger.
-Mr. Onslow has seen fit to mention a few of
-your—shall I say—eccentricities, just to show—er—that
-we understand one another.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>[62]</span></p>
-
-<p>“To show he’s got his knife in me, Mr. Shelf,
-and can wraggle it if he chooses.”</p>
-
-<p>“What a fractious pepper-box it is!” said
-Onslow, with a laugh. “Man, dear, if I’ve got
-to be shipmate with you for a solid month, d’ye
-think I’d put your back up more than’s necessary?
-If you remember me at all, you must know I’m
-the deuce of a stickler for my own personal comfort
-and convenience. You can bet I haven’t
-been talking at you through gratuitous cruelty.
-But Mr. Shelf and I have got a yarn to bring out
-directly, which is a bit of a coarse, tough-fibered
-yarn, and we didn’t want you to give it a top-dressing
-of varnish. So, by way of safeguard,
-I pointed out to you that if we show ourselves
-to be sinners, you needn’t sing out that you find
-yourself in evil company for the first time.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf had been shuffling his feet
-uneasily for some time. Onslow’s method of
-speech jarred him to the verge of profanity. His
-own saintliness was a garb which he never threw
-entirely away at any moment. His voice had
-always the oily drone of the conventicle. His
-smug hypocrisy was a perennial source of pride
-and comfort to him, without which he would have
-felt very lonely and abandoned.</p>
-
-<p>At this point he drew the conversation into his
-own hands. It had been said of him that he always
-addressed the House of Commons as though<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>[63]</span>
-he were addressing a congregation from the pulpit
-of his own tin tabernacle, and he preached out
-his scheme of plunder, violence, and other moral
-uncleanness with similar fervent unction. Onslow
-was openly amused, and once broke out into a
-mocking laugh. He was never at any pains to
-conceal his contempt for Mr. Theodore Shelf;
-which was more honest than judicious on his part.</p>
-
-<p>Kettle, on the other hand, wore the puckered
-face of a puzzled man. The combination of cant
-and criminality was not altogether new to him.
-Men of his profession are frequently apt to behave
-like fiends unbooted at sea, and then grovel
-in clamorous piety amongst the pews of some
-obscure meeting-house during all their stay
-ashore. It is a peculiar trait; but many a sea-scoundrel
-believes that he can lay up a stock of
-fire insurance of this sort, which will comfortably
-see him through future efforts. In Kettle’s mind,
-however, shipowners were a vastly different class
-of beings, and so it never occurred to him that
-the same might apply to them.</p>
-
-<p>In this attitude Captain Kettle listened to the
-sermon which was reeled out to him, and rather
-gathered that the project he was exhorted to take
-part in was in some obscure manner a missionary
-enterprise promoted solely in the honor and glory
-of Mr. Theodore Shelf’s own particular narrow
-little sect; and had Mr. Shelf made any appreciable<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_64"></a>[64]</span>
-pause between his sonorous periods, Kettle
-would have felt it his respectful duty to slip in a
-humble “Amen.” But the dictator of the great
-shipping firm was too fearful of interruptions
-from his partner to give any opening for a syllable
-of comment.</p>
-
-<p>But if Captain Owen Kettle was unversed in
-the finer niceties of the art of hypocrisy, he was
-a man of angular common-sense; and by degrees
-it dawned upon him that Mr. Shelf’s project,
-when removed of its top-dressing of religion, was
-in its naked self something very different from
-what he had at first been drawn to believe.</p>
-
-<p>As this idea grew upon him, the devotional
-droop faded from the corners of his lips, and his
-mouth drew to a hard, straight line, scarcely to
-be distinguished amongst the curving bristles of
-hair which surrounded it. But he made no interruption,
-and drank in every word till the speaker
-had delivered the whole of his say. Then he
-uttered his decision.</p>
-
-<p>“So, gentlemen, you are standing in as partners
-over this precious business? And because you
-know me to be a poor broke man, with a wife
-and family, you naturally think you can buy me
-to work for you off the straight. Well, perhaps
-that’s possible, but there are two ways of doing
-it, and of the two I like Mr. Onslow’s best.
-When a man’s a blackguard, it don’t make him<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_65"></a>[65]</span>
-swallow any the sweeter for setting up to be a
-little tin saint. And I don’t mind who I say
-that to.”</p>
-
-<p>“My good man,” snarled Shelf, “do you mean
-to threaten me?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I don’t. I just gave you my own opinion,
-as from man to man, just because I respect myself.
-But I’m not going round to your place of
-worship to shout it out to them that sit under
-you. They wouldn’t believe me if I did. Not
-now at any rate. Besides, it wouldn’t do me any
-good, and I couldn’t afford it. I’m a needy man,
-Mr. Shelf, as you have guessed; and that’s why
-I’m going to accept your offer. But don’t let us
-have any misunderstanding between ourselves
-as to what it foots up to. What I’m going to
-sign on for directly, when you hand me the
-papers, is a spell of piracy on the high seas, neither
-more nor less. And I’m going to have my money
-all paid down in advance before I ring an engine-bell
-on your blasted tramp of a steamer. I guess
-that’s fair enough. My family’ll want something
-to go on with if I’m caught, because if one’s
-found out at this game it’s just a common ordinary
-hanging matter. Yes, sir, swing by the neck till
-I’m dead as an ax, and may Heaven have mercy
-on <em>your</em> miserable tag of a soul! That’s what
-this tea-party means, and for your dirty £500
-you’re buying a live human man.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a>[66]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">£500,000—IN GOLD.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>The little red-bearded man had gone, slamming
-the door noisily behind him. Shelf mopped
-his large white face with a scented pocket-handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you think,” he said nervously—“do you
-think we may trust him?”</p>
-
-<p>“To begin with, we’ve got to now, whether we
-like it or not. He’s nothing to gain by playing
-traitor.”</p>
-
-<p>“But would he betray us in case of success?”</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps,” said Onslow, “he won’t have the
-chance. Other hands on that steamer will have
-to share the secret in whole or in part. Perhaps
-they won’t all of them come through it alive. If
-you remember that we are plotting deliberate
-piracy on the high seas, you will recognize that
-there is precedent for a considerable percentage
-of casualties.”</p>
-
-<p>The City man shuddered. Through the double
-windows came the sullen roar of a London street,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_67"></a>[67]</span>
-and in imagination he seemed to distinguish the
-howl of the crowd joined in execration against
-him.</p>
-
-<p>His eye fell upon a paper on the desk. It was
-the formal notice from her bankers that his wife’s
-account was heavily overdrawn. He lifted the
-paper, and tore it with his teeth; and then he
-smote the table with a shut fist, so that geysers
-flew from the inkwells. But his passion found
-no outlet in words. He spoke in his platform
-voice, and said nothing about the prime compelling
-force.</p>
-
-<p>“We will not talk of these unpleasant details,
-if you please, Mr. Onslow. I—my heart is weak,
-I think, and they turn me sick. But at whatever
-cost, we must go through with the affair. It is
-necessary that I make a heavy <i lang="fr">coup</i> within the
-next month, or the consequences may be
-disastrous.”</p>
-
-<p>“Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf will go down?
-Quite so. I’m also at the end of my cash balance,
-so that money seems to be the impelling power
-for each of us. But come now, wake up, sir, and
-let’s get on with the business. I’m not so sweet
-on this City atmosphere of yours that I care to
-spend another morning down here if it can be
-avoided. How are you going to raise the
-specie?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll proceed about it at once,” said Shelf,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_68"></a>[68]</span>
-pressing another of the buttons on his desk.
-“You may as well witness every step of the
-process.”</p>
-
-<p>In answer to the bell, Fairfax came into the
-room, nodded rather stiffly to Onslow, and turned
-to Shelf with an expectant: “Yes, Sir?”</p>
-
-<p>In terse, business-like phrase his principal
-touched upon the silver crisis in America, and the
-gold famine in the Southern States. Then he explained
-the external view of his projected enterprise.</p>
-
-<p>“The <i>Port Edes</i>,” he said, “is in the Herculaneum
-Dock, returned on our hands to-day.
-Wire Liverpool at once, asking for freights to
-Norfolk Virginia, Pensacola Florida, Mobile
-Alabama, or New Orleans, at lowest rates. New
-Orleans is her final port, and offer that at fifteen
-per cent. less. Captain Owen Kettle will be in
-command, and he sails in four days from this.
-When you have deputed your clerks to do this,
-go yourself to the bank and negotiate for half a
-million in gold, to be delivered on board the <i>Port
-Edes</i> in dock. The insurance policy on the
-money will be deposited with the bank to secure
-them in full for the loan itself, and for their other
-charges the credit of the house will easily suffice.
-Is that clear?”</p>
-
-<p>“Perfectly,” said Fairfax; “but I should like to
-remind you of one thing: wharf thefts at New<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_69"></a>[69]</span>
-Orleans are notorious, and you’ll have to pay
-heavily to insure against them.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know—more heavily than for risks across
-the ocean and the run up the river. Underwriters
-are justly nervous about those all-nation
-thieves. But in this instance I propose to save
-myself that fee, and insure in a different way.
-Mr. Onslow is going out on the <i>Port Edes</i> expressly
-as my representative, and I fancy that he
-and the captain together will be capable of seeing
-to safe delivery. The ship’s arrival will be
-reported by telegraph from the pass at Mississippi
-Mouth, and my New Orleans agent can
-calculate her appearance alongside the levee to a
-quarter of an hour. He will meet her with vehicles
-and a strong escort of deputy-sheriffs as she
-brings in to her berth, and will take the specie-boxes
-off by the first gangway which is put ashore,
-and carry them straight to a bank. Does this
-strike you as a sound course?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Fairfax thoughtfully; “I see no
-undue risks. By the way, as the <i>Port Edes</i> is
-merely a cargo tramp, and doesn’t hold a certificate
-for passengers, I’m afraid the Board of Trade
-would not let Mr. Onslow travel by her simply as
-the firm’s representative. But that could be easily
-overcome.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said Onslow, “I’ll sign on articles in the
-usual way as one of the ship’s company—as fourth<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_70"></a>[70]</span>
-mate, say, or doctor, with salary of one shilling
-for the run. ’Tisn’t the first time that pleasing
-fiction has been palmed upon a shipping-master.
-It doesn’t deceive any one you know, because
-the rate of wages gives one away at the outset.
-But the country’s paternal, mutton-headed shipping
-laws are obeyed, and so everybody’s pleased.”</p>
-
-<p>Fairfax laughed and went into the outer offices,
-and Patrick Onslow turned to the shipowner with
-a couple of questions.</p>
-
-<p>“To begin with,” he said, “why did you offer
-freights to Norfolk, and Pensacola, and Mobile,
-and those places? If you call in there, the natural
-thing would be to get the specie ashore and express
-it by railroad direct to New Orleans. If you miss
-that chance, and start carrying it round by sea,
-the thing looks fishy at once. Now, fishiness is
-an aspect which we can’t afford in the very least
-degree. The swindle will call up enough sensation
-in its most honest and straightforward dress.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear Mr. Onslow, please give me credit for
-a little more finesse. I see the objection to intermediate
-ports as much as you do, but I merely
-mentioned them to Fairfax as a blind. To begin
-with, it is a hundred to one chance against our
-getting any cargo at all consigned to them at this
-season of the year, even if we offered to carry it
-gratis. In the second place, if it was offered, I
-could easily get out of it in fifty ways. Afterwards,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_71"></a>[71]</span>
-when the deplorable accident takes place, an inquiry
-into this will help to draw off attention from
-your Floridan Peninsula. Any one inclined to carp
-will instantly be told that we were equally ready
-to put the specie ashore on the Virginian coast if
-our other cargo had led us there. What do you
-think of that now?”</p>
-
-<p>“Beg your pardon. That’s clear-sighted enough,
-and should work correctly. But I fancy my other
-objection is better founded. What in the name
-of plague did you go and economize over insurance
-for? Why didn’t you get the stuff underwritten
-slap up to the strong-room of the bank?”</p>
-
-<p>“To save £500. If you aren’t going past the
-middle of the Mexican Gulf, what is the use of
-wasting money by insuring further?”</p>
-
-<p>“£500 in a deal of £500,000! A mere straw in
-a cartload!”</p>
-
-<p>“That, my dear Mr. Onslow, is business. As
-I often assure my young friends commencing
-life, if one takes care of the pennies, the pounds
-will take care of themselves. It is by looking after
-what you are pleased to consider trivial sums like
-these that the firm of Marmaduke Rivers and
-Shelf has risen to its present eminence.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, wind!” retorted Onslow. “Don’t tell
-me!”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir!” exclaimed Shelf.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, if you will have it, the eminence appears<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_72"></a>[72]</span>
-to be uncommon tottery, and because of your
-miserable meanness you’re doing your best to
-bring it over. It’s just trifles like this that tell.
-Consider what will happen after the catastrophe.
-There’ll be an inquiry that will lay everything bare
-down to the very bed-plates. Do you think they
-won’t jump on this point at once? The stuff is
-fully insured up to New Orleans; it isn’t insured
-on the levee, and in the streets, where the thefts
-are notorious. Doesn’t this drop an instantaneous
-hint that it was never intended to get so far?”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said Shelf sourly. “I don’t see that it
-does.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then,” retorted Onslow, “I differ from you
-entirely; and as I’m to be the active agent in
-this affair, and have to take the first and gravest
-physical risk, I do not choose to have my retreat
-unnecessarily hampered. I must insist upon your
-recalling Fairfax for additional instructions.
-What extra insurance has got to be paid.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then pay it yourself,” angrily exclaimed Mr.
-Shelf.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s outside the bargain. Working expenses
-are your contribution to the partnership.
-And besides, for another thing, I couldn’t plank
-down that money if I wished. I haven’t it in the
-world.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Onslow, I believe you. Will you extend
-the same courtesy to me when I tell you that if I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_73"></a>[73]</span>
-were to attempt raising even such a trivial sum as
-£500 to-day it would precipitate me into bankruptcy
-to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p>“Whew! Are you nipped as badly as all that?”</p>
-
-<p>“I have a remorseless drain on me which drinks
-up the profits of this business like a great sponge.
-It is a domestic drain, and I cannot resist it.”</p>
-
-<p>“You poor beggar!” said Onslow, with the
-first scrap of sympathy he had yet shown to his
-partner. “I believe I understand, and it tones
-down your dingy color. You aren’t quite all black.
-I believe by your own painting you’re only a moderate
-sort of gray. And if I’ve been beastly rude
-and hard with you, because I’ve considered
-you a soapy scoundrel playing entirely for your
-own hand, I’ll apologize to you. That isn’t in
-the least polite, but I think it’s plain, and perhaps
-we shall get on together better now. But about
-this bankruptcy. It’ll be rather a mess if you go
-smash before our Florida operation realizes its
-profits. It will thicken the inquiry, you know, to
-a very unpleasant keenness.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think I shall keep on my feet, Mr. Onslow.
-I trust, I pray I shall; and, moreover, I thank you
-for what you have said. I do confess that your
-manner of speech has wounded me much at
-times.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, as to that,” returned Onslow, “I mostly
-say ‘spade’ when I mean it, and I don’t care to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_74"></a>[74]</span>
-mix religion with theft, when I’m talking with a
-co-conspirator. But I fancy we understand one
-another more comfortably now, and I’ll leave you
-to make the rest of the arrangements here in London.
-This afternoon I’ll pick up Kettle and run
-down to Liverpool and get things in hand there.
-They’ll require care. To begin with, there’s a
-suitable armament to be smuggled on board without
-advertisement. And there are other nefarious
-preparations to be made. Piracy on the high
-seas is not a thing to be undertaken lightly nowadays;
-nor is murder.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, heavens!” cried Shelf, “don’t speak of
-these horrors.”</p>
-
-<p>“I speak of them,” replied Onslow grimly,
-“because it is right that you should understand
-what will probably be done. I don’t intend to
-redden my fingers if it can be avoided; but as I
-put my neck in jeopardy, failure or no failure, I
-naturally don’t intend to hesitate at any action
-which will bring unqualified success. Only
-understand fully, Mr. Theodore Shelf, that piracy
-you are already an active sharer in, and if there’s
-murder done to boot, you will be as guilty as the
-worst, even though you sit here in your snug
-London offices whilst other rougher men are
-handling pistol and knife in the Gulf or in a
-Floridan mangrove swamp.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_75"></a>[75]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE SEND-OFF.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>The <i>Port Edes</i> had gained the name of an unlucky
-ship. She had slain three men in her
-building; she had crushed another to death the
-day before she left the slips; and, though only
-three years in the water, she had already maimed
-enough hands from various crews to make her a
-full complement. Some vessels are this way;
-from no explainable cause there seems to be a
-diabolic fatality about them.</p>
-
-<p>It is not to be supposed that sailormen rush to
-join a craft of this sinister reputation. Although
-they are called asses in the bulk, they are only
-asses in part. They always try for the best berths
-first. But because there are not enough of these
-to go round; and because, thanks to the Dago
-and the Dutchman, there are not sufficient berths
-of any sort whatever to supply all aspirants; it is
-always possible to man any vessel which a Board
-of Trade official will pass through a dock gates.</p>
-
-<p>Just as no man is ever successful in anything
-without due cause, so <i lang="it">per contra</i> few sailormen<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_76"></a>[76]</span>
-are down on their luck except through some
-peculiar trait of incapacity. So that on your unpopular
-ship, be she tramp-steamer, or eke weeping
-wind-jammer, you do not get much pick of a
-crew. You have to put up with what other people
-have left, and it does not take you long to
-learn that your beauties have not been rejected
-for their excellences.</p>
-
-<p>It was this way on the <i>Port Edes</i>. Forward and
-aft, engine-hold and pantry, each man on board
-of her had his private sea-failings. Between them
-they lacked wakefulness, eyesight, decision,
-strength of fist, strength of language, seamanship,
-and common sobriety. Amongst the deck-hands
-there were virulent sea-lawyers; in the stokeholds
-there was <i lang="fr">âmes damnées</i> wanted by several Governments.
-The engineers were skilful in gaining the
-smallest possible knottage per ton of coal; the
-mates were all slipshod navigators, untrustworthy
-even to correct a compass and useless to drive a
-truculent crew.</p>
-
-<p>Over all was Owen Kettle, master mariner.
-Whatever his failings might be (and the index of
-them tailed out), they did not show prominently
-at the head of such a ship’s company. Like all
-men in the merchant marine, he had been bred in
-the roughest school; but, unlike his successful
-brethren, he had not graduated later on to the
-smooth things of a well-manned passenger liner.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_77"></a>[77]</span>
-For his sins he had remained the pitiful knock-about
-skipper, a man with knife-edged words
-always ready on the lip of his teeth, a leaden
-whistle in one jacket-pocket, and a lethal weapon
-in the other. He was an excellent seaman and
-navigator—a man capable of going an entire voyage
-without taking off his clothes or enjoying one
-watch of regular sleep. Whilst in command at
-sea, he credited himself with the powers of a Czar,
-and was entirely unscrupulous in gaining ends
-which expediency or his owners laid down for
-him; and though not physically powerful, he
-had the pluck of a dog, and an unholy reputation
-for marksmanship. Taking into allowance these
-qualifications, it may be understood that for the
-handling of such a menagerie of all-nation scoundreldom
-and incapacity as bunked in the <span class="allsmcap">S. S.</span>
-<i>Port Edes</i>, no better man than Owen Kettle
-breathed in either hemisphere.</p>
-
-<p>The crew signed their marks on the articles at
-the shipping office in the Sailors’ Home, and
-went off grumbling to get rid of their advances.
-Later, most of them turned up on the steamer;
-some with their worldly goods done up in dunnage
-sacks (which look to the uninitiated like pillow-slips);
-some apparently possessing nothing but
-the squalid raiment they stood up in. There was
-not one of them dressed like a sailor, according
-to the conventional idea, yet most of them had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_78"></a>[78]</span>
-made their bread upon the seas since early boyhood,
-which shows what conventional ideas are
-sometimes worth. They were most of them
-oldish men, and looked even older than their
-years.</p>
-
-<p>The engineers came on board early, for the
-most part in scrubby blue serge, and sour black
-temper. They grumbled at the mess-room in
-broad Glaswegian, prophesied evil (in advance)
-about the capacities of the mess-room steward
-and the ship’s cook, dumped their belongings into
-their various rooms, and changed to apparel more
-suitable for tail-twisting in the unclean regions
-below. Then they went on duty, quarreled with
-the donkeyman who was making steam for the
-winches, and proceeded to split up their crew of
-firemen and trimmers into watches, and apportion
-them to furnace doors and bunkers.</p>
-
-<p>The three mates, the boatswain, and the carpenter
-were also on board betimes, most of them
-large-headed with recent libations, and feeling
-cantankerous accordingly. There was a small
-general cargo being shipped for New Orleans, and
-it gave these worthy officers ease to find occasional
-acid fault with the stevedore’s crew or the
-crane men on the wharf; but, for the most part,
-they shuffled about the decks in easy slippers, attending
-to the various ship duties in massive
-sneering silence.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_79"></a>[79]</span></p>
-
-<p>Patrick Onslow came into the chart-house on
-the bridge-deck, closing the door behind him.
-“A cheery, amiable crowd you’ve collected,” he
-said.</p>
-
-<p>“Aren’t they?” replied Captain Kettle from a
-sofa locker. “They’re just a terror of a crew.
-You wait till we get to sea, and they start on
-mischief. My mate’s a cur; he wouldn’t stand
-up to a Chinaman. And the rest of the after-guard
-is much of a pattern—picked that way on
-purpose. Oh, I tell you, Mr. Onslow, that I
-stand alone, and I shall have my hands full. But
-let ’em start, the brutes. I’ll haze them. It isn’t
-a new sort of tea-party, this, with me.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re going into it with your eyes open,
-anyway.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh don’t you make any error, sir,” said Kettle.
-“I know my job. And if I warn you, it’s
-because you’ll see things for yourself, and perhaps
-join in at them. I don’t go and tell everybody.
-Not much. They think ashore I’ve got a real
-soft thing on this time. Why, do you know, Mr.
-Onslow,” he added, with a thin, sour grin, “my
-old woman wanted to come with me for the trip.
-She said it was so long since she’s had a whiff of
-outside air, that now I’d such a tidy steamboat
-under me, she couldn’t miss the chance. Yes,
-sir; and she said she’d bring one of the kids with
-her that wanted to be a sailor, like his daddy! I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_80"></a>[80]</span>
-tell you, she was that took on the idea she’d hear
-no refusal; and I had to write a letter to owners,
-and get them to wire back a ‘No’ she could read
-for herself. It’d look well set to music, that tale,
-wouldn’t it? Sort of jumpy music, you know,
-with a yo-heave-humbug chorus to it, same as all
-sailors’ songs have that you hear in the halls.”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow shrugged his shoulders. “What can
-you expect at the price?” he asked. “This
-isn’t a twelve-pound-a-month berth; and you’ve
-threshed across the Atlantic in a worse ship for
-less.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you mistake me,” retorted Kettle.
-“I’m working for full value received; and there’s
-many an old sailor’d like to be in my shoes, if he
-only knew. I’m not grumbling at the berth, only
-when a man’s on a racket of this kind, it’s a bit
-hard on him to have a wife and kids he’s fool
-enough to be fond of. It’s an ugly amusement,
-lying to them like a play actor, when you know
-it’s ten chances to one you’ll never see English
-mud again. That’s the way it cuts, though I
-suppose you’ll think it all a sailor’s grumble.
-Perhaps you aren’t a married man?”</p>
-
-<p>“No; I’m not.”</p>
-
-<p>“But you’ve got people who care for you?”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow gave the ghost of a smile, and then
-laughed. “No,” he said, “I can’t even boast of
-that. Acquaintances are mine in thousands; but<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_81"></a>[81]</span>
-friends—well, all friendship has its breaking
-strain. I’m a bit like that comfortable, contemptible
-person, the Miller of the Dee. I believe I
-did care for somebody once; and she made me
-think she cared for me. Probably she lied, because,
-under persuasion, she went off with another
-man. Bah! though, what does it matter? Kettle,
-we’re talking rank sentiment, and that’s an unprofitable
-employment for men engaged on a
-piece of delicate business. And—here’s a gentleman
-come to tell me that the consignment of
-specie is just commencing to arrive. Now, captain,
-the stuff’ll be in iron-bound boxes, and you
-and I have got to weigh each one separately, and
-check the invoice. Then we’re to act as our own
-stevedores, and stow half of it in the cabin next
-my room, and half of it across the alley-way next
-the mate’s.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why divide it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Because the weight is big, and it would give
-your steamer a heavy list to starboard.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, as to that, never mind. We can easily
-bring her up again with a trimming tank; and I
-shouldn’t feel comfortable if any of the stuff was
-in that room next the mate’s. You see, Mr.
-Onslow, any one on board can go down that alley-way.
-In fact, it’s the only road from end to end
-of the ship, unless you go up over the bridge
-deck. And I’d not guarantee but what the bait<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_82"></a>[82]</span>
-wouldn’t make some of them beauties try and
-tamper with the door. It’s big enough to smudge
-the honesty of an archbishop, if he was only
-earning four pounds a month. Now, the room
-next yours has iron walls, and opens only into
-the inner cabin. There’s a good lock on it
-already, and if I make the carpenter bend on
-four more, you’ll have a strong-room the Bank of
-England might boast about.”</p>
-
-<p>“That sounds sensible,” commented the envoy
-from the bank.</p>
-
-<p>“Very well,” said Onslow, “I believe it is the
-best plan. Now, if you please, we’ll have the
-weighing-machine in the main cabin, and if you,
-sir, will instruct your men to bring in the boxes
-one by one, I’ll satisfy myself that they agree
-with the tally, and Captain Kettle shall build
-them up in the state-room before us both. It’s
-a very responsible job we have upon us, and the
-more counter-checkings and precautions we can
-put into it the better for our several reputations.”</p>
-
-<p>It was a responsible job. Not every day is
-specie to the tune of half a million British sovereigns
-shipped from a Liverpool dock; and because
-gold-boxes are made in a conventional
-pattern, the shipment was spotted, and crowds
-gathered to stare at the cased-in wealth.</p>
-
-<p>As staring dumbly is dry work, self-appointed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_83"></a>[83]</span>
-orators amongst the crowd naturally distributed
-gratis their own private opinions upon the situation;
-and, according to their luck or eloquence,
-these attracted larger or smaller audiences.
-No one took them very seriously, and they for
-the most part treated the subject in a jocular
-vein. It was not till Captain Kettle and the
-Mersey pilot had gone on to the upper bridge,
-and the mate on the fore-deck had cast off the
-first bow-fast, that a prophet arose who spoke of
-the gold shipment in another key.</p>
-
-<p>He was a wild, unkempt, knock-kneed man,
-who attracted first attention by tying a crimson
-handkerchief to an umbrella and brandishing it
-above his head. Being on the face of him a
-creature who never, if he could avoid it, put his
-hand to honest labor, he naturally addressed the
-crowd at large as “Fellow workers.” These
-things awoke a slight humorous interest; and
-because the man had the gift of glib and striking
-speech, the crowd continued to listen after the
-first pricking up of their ears.</p>
-
-<p>The man’s discourse need not be reported in
-detail. He was an anarchist, red, rampant, and
-ruthless; and by means of arguments, some
-warped, some fair enough, he pointed out to his
-hearers that the mission of the <i>Port Edes</i> was
-another knife-thrust of capital into the ribs of
-labor. The statement met with a very mixed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_84"></a>[84]</span>
-reception, but the anarchist silenced both the
-jeers and the applause with a beseeching wave of
-his hand, and followed along the curb of the
-wharf the steamer, which was commencing to
-float towards the dock gates. He spoke to those
-on board her now rather than to his more immediate
-following, and unclean faces stared at
-him from over the line of bulwarks.</p>
-
-<p>“To any man of you who values life,” he cried,
-“I offer a solemn warning. That ship is doomed;
-she will sink in mid-ocean, blown apart by our
-petards, and her ill-gotten cargo will be hurled
-out of capital’s reach forever. Those who are
-misguided enough to be her guardians will be
-blown into space. Listen, you men of her crew.
-Jump on the pier-head yonder as she passes into
-the basin, and take the consequences. The brutal
-laws of this country will hurl you into prison;
-but better a season dragging out a martyr’s sentence,
-than death as an enemy to the workers’
-cause.”</p>
-
-<p>At this point the strong right hand of the law
-descended on to the speaker’s elbow; and then,
-because he attempted to resist, the willing right
-knee of the law jerked up suddenly into the small
-of that anarchist’s back; after which he was haled
-ignominiously to a police-station, and the place
-of his speaking knew him no more.</p>
-
-<p>But the fellow’s threats had not been without<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_85"></a>[85]</span>
-their result. Every hand on the <i>Port Edes</i>’ deck
-had heard them distinctly, and disquiet arose
-under the belts of nine out of ten. The mates
-grew nervous and the men inattentive; and, from
-the bridge, Captain Kettle’s voice and whistle
-kept ringing out with biting clearness. As it was,
-only one man attempted to put the warning into
-practical effect. He was a miserable, half-clad
-wretch, a coal-trimmer by rating, already repentant
-of the spell of physical toil which he had signed
-on for.</p>
-
-<p>Passing through the lock-gates into the basin,
-the steamer’s port quarter swung gently towards
-the wall. A sailor, in readiness, dropped from
-above and ran aft with the lanyard of a cork
-fender. The trimmer jumped on the bulwarks,
-and one might have thought that he was going
-to bear a hand—an unnecessary hand. The sailor
-did so, and cursed him for his officiousness. The
-donkeyman, however, who was oiling the after-winch,
-had other ideas on the subject, and stood
-by for a rush. So it befell when that trimmer was
-getting himself ready for a spring back on the
-quay-head, the donkeyman’s long legs took him
-rapidly across the red iron decks, and when the
-trimmer was already in mid-air, the donkeyman’s
-huge paw descended upon the slack of his black
-breeches, and drew him back as though he possessed
-the weight of a feather pillow. Whereat<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_86"></a>[86]</span>
-the crowd at the pier-head yelled with delighted
-laughter, and the dingy steamer made her way
-stolidly on to the muddy waters of the Mersey
-ebb, which bubbled against the lip of the walls
-beyond.</p>
-
-<p>“Curse you!” snarled the trimmer, “what’s
-that for?”</p>
-
-<p>“Because we’re short-manned in the stokehold
-already, me son; an’ if there’s a hand goes, it’s
-meself that’ll have to stand watch and watch in
-his place. Havin’ got you, I shall be a jintleman
-now, and slape in my bed at night all the way to
-New Orleans. See that?”</p>
-
-<p>“This mucky old tramp’ll be blowed up sure’s
-death, and I shall be killed.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, bless me!” retorted the donkeyman;
-“who’d miss you if you was killed—always supposing
-you weren’t wanted for our furnaces?
-Here, get up, you half-baked scum of the workhouse,
-and tumble below. Thank your stars the
-old man hasn’t seen you from the bridge. But
-don’t give me any more of your lip, or I’ll report
-you to him and the chief to boot. Now, <em>mosey</em>.”</p>
-
-<p>The coal-trimmer blew his nose on his gray neck-handkerchief,
-and shambled off below, muttering.
-The donkeyman returned to his winch, unbent
-the chain, and sent it down into the adjacent
-hold. Then he retired to the poop deck-house,
-where he lived with the carpenter and boatswain,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_87"></a>[87]</span>
-and offered to bet those worthies (who had just
-come in for dinner) that Captain Kettle shot some
-one on board before the <i>Port Edes</i> tied up against
-New Orleans levee.</p>
-
-<p>“He’s a just holy terror, our old man,” observed
-the donkeyman cheerfully. “I sailed with him
-once before, and he unbent a quartermaster’s
-front teeth with the bridge telescope before we
-were three days out. With the smudgy crowd
-we’ve got here now, it’s a pound to a brick they
-start him moving, even sooner than that. Not
-that I mind myself. Sea’s dull enough as a
-general thing, and I like to see a bit of life throwing
-about. And at that game, little Red Kettle’s
-good as a Yankee skipper any day.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_88"></a>[88]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX.<br />
-<span class="smaller">GROUND-BAIT.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>For reasons, the <i>Port Edes</i> took the “North
-about” course; that is, she headed across south
-of the Banks of Newfoundland nearly to Cape
-Hatteras, and then braved the three-knot current
-of the Gulf Stream by passing down the Florida
-Channel on the western side of the Bahamas.
-They had carried good weather with them—light
-head breezes or calms—all the way; and, although
-coals were dear and the day’s outlay was limited
-to twenty-eight tons by order, the steamer usually
-averaged ten and a half knots, despite the unskilfulness
-of the engine-room staff.</p>
-
-<p>In a canvas chair on the bridge deck under the
-lee of the fiddley sat Patrick Onslow, with a pipe
-between his teeth and Pierre Loti’s “Fantôme
-d’Orient” in his lap. He was distinctly idling.
-For the moment he was wondering how, from so
-transparently blue a sea, the spray which jumped
-from the wave-crests could be colorless and opaque.
-Then, by following with the eye a tangle of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_89"></a>[89]</span>
-yellow Gulf weed which floated past, his attention
-was carried away to some little gray spouts
-of fog, which told of whales and their calves taking
-a summer outing in the milk-warm waters of
-the south. Beyond, his eyes fell upon one of the
-screw-pile lighthouses with which the United
-States Government has fringed the Florida shoal;
-and on the far horizon sprouted the wind-threshed
-tops of some scattered cabbage palms, which told
-that there at least the shallow sea was sea no
-more. At the back of these palms lay the mysterious
-shelter of the Everglades.</p>
-
-<p>A thought passed through Patrick Onslow’s
-mind, a thought of the drama to be played under
-shelter of those recesses within the next few days,
-and he frowned. He thrust the thought from him
-as an impertinence, and turned again to his novel.
-But he was destined just then to read no more
-from that dainty vignette of Stamboul. Through
-the grating of the fiddley above his head came a
-frightened shout; then a chorus; then a prolonged
-clattering, as iron tools were thrown on the floor-plates,
-and the boots of scared men smote the
-rungs of the ladders.</p>
-
-<p>Onslow gave a quick smile to himself, as though
-he understood something; then mounted a look
-of concern on his face, and, getting up from his
-chair, crossed to port and strode up to the break
-of the bridge-deck. The captain, coming out of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_90"></a>[90]</span>
-the chart-house, joined him. From the door of
-the alley-way beneath them rushed a crowd of
-frightened men—trimmers and stokers, stripped
-to the waist, engineers in dungaree—all the human
-contents of the lowest hold. Kettle singled out
-the Chief with his eye, and addressed him with
-sour irony—</p>
-
-<p>“’Afternoon, Mr. McFee. Fine, isn’t it, for
-the time of year? Have your curs forgotten that
-they’re paid to work this steamboat up Mississippi
-River to a city called New Orleans? Or
-have they induced the other watch to go below
-and give them a spell?”</p>
-
-<p>“Guid God, sir, dinna jest!” replied the Chief.</p>
-
-<p>“Ye remember what yon scoundrel said on
-Liverpool dock wall? Weel, he’s been as guid
-as his words, sir. We’ve found an infernal machine
-already.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well?” drawled Kettle.</p>
-
-<p>“Man, we may be blown to the sea-floor any
-minute.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sea whisky! sea grandmother!”</p>
-
-<p>“Man, sir, see wi’ your own een. By God’s
-guid mercy the donkeyman picked it from among
-the coals, or it’s no knowin’ where we’d bin this
-blessed moment!”</p>
-
-<p>“Hand it up here,” the skipper commanded
-shortly.</p>
-
-<p>The burly donkeyman, half grinning, half<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_91"></a>[91]</span>
-afraid, came up the iron steps and handed the captain
-a box painted to look like a knob of coal.</p>
-
-<p>“It was ticking when I picked it up, sir,” he
-said, “but when I handled it, the ticking stopped.”</p>
-
-<p>The captain took the thing in his hand. It
-started on a fresh <i>cluck</i>, <i>cluck</i>, and the grimy men
-on the iron decks below humped their shoulders
-as though to better receive a blow, and began to
-shuffle away towards the bows.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it may be something dangerous,” said
-Captain Kettle, and he hove his burden over the
-side, “or it mayn’t. Looked to me like a toy to
-frighten flats. There’s only one man with the
-pluck of a roach amongst you, and here’s half-a-crown
-for him.”</p>
-
-<p>The donkeyman’s black forefinger knuckled his
-greasy cap.</p>
-
-<p>“As for the rest, your mothers must have
-suckled you on pigeons’ milk, and then sent you
-to a girls’ school to dry-nurse. You pack of
-beauties! Oh, you cowardly, bobby-hunted
-gems! If the thing was found, well, found it was,
-and the donkeyman brought it on deck. What
-do you want to foul the clean air for with your
-dingy stinking carcasses before your watch was
-out? I’ll log every man of you for this; yes,
-Mr. McFee, and Mr. Second, and Mr. Third, I’ll
-dirty your tickets for you as well, and if you give
-me another ounce of bother I’ll take care you<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_92"></a>[92]</span>
-none of you ever get another berth so long as the
-universe holds water to carry shipping. You
-cowardly hounds! Oh, you trust me!”</p>
-
-<p>The men slunk back into the alley-way again
-out of shot of the skipper’s tongue, and the engineers,
-plucking up courage first, led the way
-below. Some one clattered a shovel on a firebar.
-Instinct made the trimmers obey the signal, and
-they went to the bunkers. The firemen followed,
-and the steam-gauge remounted before it had
-received any appreciable check. It was all an
-affairs of five minutes.</p>
-
-<p>Kettle passed a forefinger round the inside of
-his shirt-collar, and strolled across with Onslow
-to where the deck-chairs straddled in the shade of
-the fiddley. “They’re a holy crew, aren’t they?”
-said the master of the <i>Port Edes</i>.</p>
-
-<p>“I think they’re what we want. We should be
-rather out of it with a plucky lot who insisted on
-standing by us at a pinch.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t you make any error about that,” replied
-Kettle. “They’d have been shaky anyway,
-but this bogus clockwork devil of yours fixes
-them to a nicety. It’ll be every Jack for himself
-when the scare comes, and Davy Jones take
-the steamer, and the others. Oh, they’ll run like
-a warren of rabbits. The brutes!”</p>
-
-<p>Kettle broke off abruptly, and stared moodily
-over the Gulf Stream. A flying-fish got out of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_93"></a>[93]</span>
-the blue water and ran across the ripples like a
-silver rat. A school of porpoises snorted leisurely
-up from astern, and passed the steamer
-as though she had been at anchor. And the
-tangles of the gulf-weed floated past like reefs
-of tawny coral.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you ever read poetry?” the skipper suddenly
-asked.</p>
-
-<p>Onslow slewed round his head and stared.
-The idea of this vinegar-mouthed little savage
-talking of poetry very nearly made him break into
-wild laughter. With an effort he steadied his
-face and said quietly, “Sometimes.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m glad of that. Somehow I hadn’t dared
-ask you before, but now I know, Mr. Onslow, I
-like you all the better. It gives us something in
-common we can talk about without being
-ashamed. We can’t very well discuss the other
-matter which binds us together and respect
-ourselves at the same time.”</p>
-
-<p>“Quite right. You and I, captain, are shouldered
-to common piracy by the force of circumstances;
-but I always kick myself when I think
-about it. There’s no glamour of romance about
-our intended villainy, or the way it’s being led
-up to.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not a bit. Byron wrote about piracy, but
-Byron was no seaman, and he didn’t know what
-hazing a crew meant. A thief’s a dirty scoundrel<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_94"></a>[94]</span>
-all the world over, and always has been;
-and a sea thief, having the scum of the earth to
-handle, has to make himself the crudest brute on
-earth if he wants to succeed. I think it’s that
-which put me out of liking with Byron and all those
-poets who’ve written about movement at sea.
-They give a wrong idea of men’s motives and actions,
-and when they get talking on shop, they’re
-that inaccurate and absurd they make one tired.
-No, Mr. Onslow, give me a land poet, who talks
-about farms, and primroses, and tinkling brooks,
-and things he understands, and with that man I
-can sit through two watches on end. Reading
-him may make me feel low, but it doesn’t do a
-man harm to be that way sometimes. Ye
-see, Mr. Onslow, a scuffle, or a row with a mutinous
-crew, is just meat and drink to me. Yes, sir,
-that’s the kind of brute I am.”</p>
-
-<p>They chatted and basked during the rest of the
-afternoon, whilst the two mates off watch painted
-ironwork, and the crew off duty grumbled and
-smoked and slept in the stuffy forecastle. The
-cabin tea came. Kettle, at the head of the table,
-preserved a sour silence, and Onslow and the
-mates carried amongst them a strained civility.
-And then skipper and supernumerary officer returned
-to their canvas chairs beside the fiddley on
-the bridge-deck.</p>
-
-<p>The Gulf Stream rippled crisply over the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_95"></a>[95]</span>
-steamer’s wake astern, and the small wavelets of
-a calm licked the yellow rust-stains which patched
-her sweeping flank. Before them the narrow sea
-was the color of a dull blue roofing-slate. The
-bright, hot day had faded; the brilliant cobalt
-had filtered away from overhead, and a silver
-nail-paring of moon peered from a sky of amorphous
-violet, still lighted in its higher flats by the
-sun’s after-glow.</p>
-
-<p>On the horizon line was what at first appeared
-to be a steamer’s smoke, but what the glass
-showed to be the reek of a fire on the invisible,
-low-lying Florida coast. No blaze-glow could
-be seen. It might be a fisher’s camp-fire on an
-outlying key; it might be a game-driving of
-Seminole Indians beyond the explored coast-fringe,
-in that unknown tangle of trees and
-grasses and lagoons, the Everglades themselves.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s worth living, Mr. Onslow, times like
-these,” said Kettle, when they had sat there in
-silence till the warm night had spread all over, and
-the white stars were beginning to show in multitudes
-through its gaps.</p>
-
-<p>The other nodded, sucking at his cold pipe.
-“None of those poets have ever put all this down
-on paper. They’ve got parts—bits—but not all.
-I fancy it is because they haven’t seen the thing
-for themselves. I’ve tried myself, but I haven’t
-made much account of it.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_96"></a>[96]</span></p>
-
-<p>“What, you—you’re a poet?” Onslow rapped
-out.</p>
-
-<p>“I knock off a bit of verse occasionally,”
-said the skipper complacently. “When I’m
-in the mood, that is. It generally comes times
-like this—when I’ve been tail-twisting the hands,
-and have a spell of a rest and a think afterwards.”</p>
-
-<p>“I see—the outcome of the vivid contrast,”
-said Onslow. He imagined to himself that these
-boasted poems would be of the “heroic” order,
-to the verge of melodrama. As it happened, he
-could not conveniently have made a worse guess.
-Kettle lugged from his pocket a doubled-up exercise-book,
-reddened slightly under the tan, and
-handed it across. His companion flattened out the
-crease, and, in the light which came from a chart-house
-port, dipped into the manuscript verses
-for himself. To his astonishment, they were
-one and all sonnets and ballads which might well
-have been written by a sentimental schoolgirl.
-They breathed of love and devotion and premature
-fading away, and at least three gushing adjectives
-qualified each tender noun.</p>
-
-<p>There was no word about the sea, on which
-their author had spent his life, or of the things of
-the sea, with which he had had all his dealings.
-He knew about these as few men did, but they
-seemed common to him, and unclean. Consequently<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_97"></a>[97]</span>
-he had delivered himself of an ode to
-that Spring which he had never witnessed ashore,
-and love songs to ladies he had never met outside
-the covers of cheap fiction. It was all imagination,
-and untutored, uninspired imagination at
-that.</p>
-
-<p>As a result, Onslow found the poems too killingly
-funny for words, and was consumed with
-a wild desire for laughter; but, with that red-bearded
-little savage, their maker, glaring anxiously
-at him from the opposite shadow, he dare
-not let so much as the tail of a smile dance from
-the corner of his mouth. He had to enjoy and
-endure in silence; and, with the exercise-book
-thrust out to the yellow light-stream, he read on
-through the stanzas diligently.</p>
-
-<p>In one, evidently autobiographical, the writer
-spoke of himself as a “timid frail gazelle,” in
-another he addressed his remarks from the mouth-piece
-of a “coy and cooing turtle-dove,” to
-a “sylphlike maiden of haughty mien,” who, at
-the time of the narration, was the “bewitching,
-entrancing, unparalleled queen” of another gentleman’s
-hearth. An “Ode to Excellence,” which
-commenced “Hairy Alfred, brother bard,” was
-evidently directed at a contemporary; but the
-past was cared for in “Cleopatra, a lament,” which
-a footnote stated could be sung to the tune of
-“Greenland’s Icy Mountains.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_98"></a>[98]</span></p>
-
-<p>Probably as a collection Captain Kettle’s was
-unique in its clumsy, maudlin sentiment, and its
-general unexpectedness.</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile the author was fidgeting nervously.
-He had not got over that initial nervousness
-which publication gives. He hungered for a criticism—favorable
-if possible. At last he made
-bold to ask for it.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a wonderful man, Kettle,” returned
-his companion, quite meaning what he said; “and
-unless I had seen those verses for myself, I’d
-never have believed you capable of producing
-them, no matter what had been told me about
-your powers.”</p>
-
-<p>The poet gave a sigh of relief, and was going
-to pursue the subject further, when something
-fell upon his ear which turned his thoughts into a
-very different key.</p>
-
-<p>“By James! there’s the engine stopped. What’s
-up now, I wonder?”</p>
-
-<p>He jumped to his feet, and stood with neck
-craned out, listening. The ring of heavy boots
-made itself heard on the engine-room ladders.
-Then there was a murmur of voices and a pattering
-of footsteps from the forecastle, and presently
-a stream of men began to ascend the bridge-deck
-ladders. Amongst the growing babel of
-voices came references to the gold: “Half a million
-yellow sovereigns, boys!” and threats there<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_99"></a>[99]</span>
-was no mistaking. “Teach the old man manners,
-or put him over the side!”</p>
-
-<p>By an evident previous arrangement the men
-were massing themselves on the port side of the
-bridge deck.</p>
-
-<p>“Mutiny, by James!—that’s what this means!”
-commented Captain Kettle in an undertone.</p>
-
-<p>He was cool as ice, and on the moment had
-decided how to act.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, Mr. Onslow, slip into the chart-house
-for your pistol. I have mine in my pocket. It’s
-us two against the crowd of ’em, and we’ll finish
-out top side. Oh, don’t you make any error;
-it’ll be a red night’s work for those dogs. But
-we’ll rub the fear of death into them before we’ve
-done this time—into those that are left, that is.
-Get your pistol, quick, sir, and skin your eye for
-handy shooting!”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_100"></a>[100]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X.<br />
-<span class="smaller">MUTINY.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Patrick Onslow came out of the chart-house
-with all the armament he could lay hands upon;
-to wit, three revolvers. He gave one to the Captain
-and put the others in his own jacket pocket,
-so that they had a brace apiece. From the other
-side of the bridge-deck the clamor of the men
-rose high into the night; and the steamer’s fore-truck
-began to swing past the stars. Her engines
-had stopped, the quartermaster had deserted the
-wheel, and the Gulf Stream was taking her as
-simple flotsam whither it listed.</p>
-
-<p>There was no starboard ladder to the upper
-bridge, but Kettle swung himself lightly up by a
-funnel-stay and a stanchion, and climbed over
-the canvas dodger. Onslow followed as nimbly.
-The mate of the watch received them with a
-frightened sidelong glance, but no words; and
-then he vanished into the darkness.</p>
-
-<p>Captain Owen Kettle stumped cheerfully
-across to the port side of the bridge and looked
-down. Beneath him, massed and moving, was
-apparently every man of his crew. The electric<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_101"></a>[101]</span>
-lamp from inside the head of the companion-way
-blazed full upon them, dazzling some of the
-group, and blinding the others with dense black
-shadow. With folded arms he looked down on
-them for a full minute, with a silent, sneering
-laugh, till the upturned faces, which had been
-quiet in expectation, began to grow clamorous
-again. Then he waved them to noiselessness,
-and spoke.</p>
-
-<p>The man’s words were not conciliatory. He
-addressed his hearers as dogs, and wished to
-know, in the name of the Pit, why they had dared
-to leave their duties and their kennel to come
-to sully his bridge-deck.</p>
-
-<p>The harangue was brief and beautifully to the
-point. An ordinary seaman stood out into the
-middle of the circle of light, and made reply:
-“You gall us togs, und you dreat us as togs, und
-we’re nod going to schtandt it no longer. This
-grew temants its rechts!”</p>
-
-<p>“Hallo!” said Kettle, “got a blooming Dutchman
-to speak for you? Well, you must be a
-hard-up crowd! See here now, if you do want
-to talk, have your say, and be done with it. English
-is the official language on this ship; understand
-that, and don’t waste my time.”</p>
-
-<p>The German seemed inclined to bluster and
-hold his ground, but he had no backers.</p>
-
-<p>“If you’re undecided,” suggested Captain Kettle,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_102"></a>[102]</span>
-“you’ve got a nigger amongst you; why not
-set him on to talk? If you were men, I wouldn’t
-say it; but he’s as much a man as any of you,
-and perhaps he’ll throw in a sand-dance to enliven
-proceedings.”</p>
-
-<p>The negro, from somewhere on the outskirts of
-the crowd, broke into a loud guffaw, till some one
-kicked him on the shins, and sent him away yelping
-<i lang="it">diminuendo</i> into the farther darkness. An
-angry growl went up from the white men at the
-taunt, and one of them, a whiskered quartermaster
-in a cardigan jacket, stepped out and spat
-into the circle of light. He looked round to catch
-the encouraging glances of his mates, and then
-lifted up his face towards the upper bridge.
-“See here, Captain Kettle, you’d better not try
-us too far. This isn’t a slave ship you’re commanding.
-It’s a common, low-down, British
-tramp; and the law looks after the deck-hands
-and all the rest of us.”</p>
-
-<p>“Now that’s fair speaking,” said Kettle. “I’ve
-a profound respect for the Merchant Shipping
-Act and all the rest of the laws. My lad, if you
-fancy you’ve anything to complain of, a sea-lawyer
-like you must know the remedy. Get your witnesses
-and go with them before the British Consul
-in New Orleans.”</p>
-
-<p>“A fat lot of good that would do,” retorted the
-man. “What consul ever believed an old sailor<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_103"></a>[103]</span>
-against the skipper? No, sir; we’d only get penitentiary
-for our pains. Besides, what we want—and
-what we intend to have—is an alteration in
-things, beginning now.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! I see. And what would you like? Shall
-I have a hold cleared out and fit up with four-post
-beds for you to make a drawing-room of? Shall
-I order my steward to hand iced pop round to the
-gentlemen who are heavin’ coals in the stokehold?
-Come now, out with it!”</p>
-
-<p>The little captain was deliberately irritating the
-men, and Onslow marveled at his recklessness.
-Once let an outbreak start, and he and Kettle
-stood not one chance in a million of living through
-it. But Kettle knew his game, and was playing
-it well.</p>
-
-<p>Only one man laughed, and his laugh closed up
-again in a moment like the snap of a watch.
-Some scowled, a few swore; the quartermaster
-in the cardigan jacket alone remained unmoved.
-Of Kettle’s outrageous raillery he took no notice
-whatever, but continued his plaint in a solid
-monotone, as though he had been reading it from
-a book.</p>
-
-<p>“In the first instance, it’s the grub we complains
-of, partic’ly the sugar. It ain’t sugar at
-all; it’s just a slump of molasses.”</p>
-
-<p>“That,” said Kettle, “is due to your own laziness.
-The bottom of a sugar barrel’s always that<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_104"></a>[104]</span>
-way unless you turn it end for end every day or
-so. The molasses ’d settle through the Queen’s
-sugar at Windsor and spoil half of it unless the
-barrel was looked to. By James!” he continued,
-with a first show of fury, “is it for this you dogs
-have turned yourselves into a howling pack of
-mutineers, and let my ship drift like a hen-coop
-towards Newfoundland?”</p>
-
-<p>The quartermaster was obviously disconcerted
-by the attack, so much so, in fact, that he missed
-the next few counts of his indictment, and came
-at once to the main head.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a rise of wages that we insists on principally,”
-he said. “We take it we’ve been signed
-on for this run to New Orleans under false pretenses.
-Nothing was said about the sort of cargo
-we was to carry, which, naturally, incites them
-anarchist chaps to vi’lence. We’re suffering
-undue risks. There’s been one devil machine
-found already, and as like as not there is others
-besides. The bloomin’ ole tramp may go up any
-minute; and because we’re standing that risk, we
-say we ought to be paid accordin’. The cargo
-can stand the pull, and if you aren’t willing, the
-hands here has made up their minds to broach it
-for themselves.”</p>
-
-<p>Kettle did not answer at once. He seemed to
-be twisting words over and over in his mouth,
-and then gulping them down his throat and bringing<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_105"></a>[105]</span>
-up others. It was a full minute before the
-man found speech, but then it came from him in
-a torrent. “You great fools!” he cried, “this
-isn’t an ordinary cargo that you can help yourselves
-out of, and let the underwriters stand treat.
-You bet the tallyman won’t wink at any yarn
-about ‘damaged in transit’ over the stuff we’re
-bringing out. If there’s so much as a miserable
-half-sovereign missing, the whole crowd here, cook
-and captain’s dog, stay in a New Orleans calaboose
-till it’s found, and then come out with their
-tickets dirtied. Oh! you one-eyed, mutton-headed
-fools!”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow stared at the man curiously. His
-truculent tone had left him completely. His
-hands had quitted the pistol-butts and were
-gripped on the bridge rail. His elbows were beating
-nervously against his ribs.</p>
-
-<p>From some mouth in the blacker shadow came
-a deep, derisive laugh; and then a voice (presumably
-from the laugher) said: “Who wants to
-go to New Orleans? Who wants to go nearer
-than the next key, or reef, or sandbank, or whatever
-it may be? Let’s pile up the blazing old
-tramp on that, and then boat-cruise across to
-Cuba. There’s nice, snug bays in Cuba, where
-the <i lang="es">guardacostas</i> don’t ask questions; or, if they
-did, a bit of yellow ballast out of the boats would
-stop their jaws quick enough.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_106"></a>[106]</span></p>
-
-<p>The voice laughed again and ceased.</p>
-
-<p>“Who spoke there?” Captain Kettle demanded.</p>
-
-<p>Out rolled into the bright circle the massive
-body of the donkeyman.</p>
-
-<p>“You!”</p>
-
-<p>The donkeyman knuckled his greasy cap in
-assent.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m your man, Capt’n,” he said, “but I’d be
-pleaseder to help ye carrying out the crew’s wishes
-than going agin them. You’ll be dealt by honustly,
-Capt’n—liberally—yes, better than ye ever
-have been in this world yet, or ever will be again—an’
-the steamer will be lost at say. Blowed to
-rivuts an’ ould iron by a conspirathor’s bomb.
-It’s a most natural ending for her.”</p>
-
-<p>Kettle stared at the donkeyman with his mouth
-agape, and the eyes standing out of his head.
-His face was thrust out at full neck’s length; his
-fingers beat a vague tattoo on the white iron rail
-of the bridge.</p>
-
-<p>Then the crew’s original spokesman lifted up
-his unlucky voice for the second time: “Ach,
-vriends, we’re vasting minutes. We haf made up
-our mindts. Why should we not go und tivide
-ter cold mitout furder pother? Cood Ole Man!
-come and sgramble for a share like ter rest of
-us.”</p>
-
-<p>Slowly Captain Kettle stiffened. His eyes lost<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_107"></a>[107]</span>
-their stare and glinted unpleasant fire in their
-more proper orbits; his lower jaw closed up with
-a snap; his fists slid to his jacket pockets and
-gripped there.</p>
-
-<p>“You painted Dutchman!”</p>
-
-<p>The crew rustled uneasily.</p>
-
-<p>“Do I live to hear a set of dogs like you dictating
-to me? Does any man here think he’s
-going to have an inch of his own way aboard
-of me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Come, Captain Kettle,” said the quartermaster,
-who had talked before, “don’t be unreasonable.
-The Dutchman means well, though he didn’t put
-it Bristol fashion. And besides, we’ve made up
-our minds to share in that gold, and you’d better
-chip in and share too, without a dust. It’ll be a
-deal comfortabler for all hands, and besides, it’s
-got to be done, anyway. We’re all determined,
-and we’re too many for you, even if Mr. Onslow
-does stand in on your side.”</p>
-
-<p>Kettle’s face lit up with the joy of battle.
-“Are you, by James!” he snapped. “We’ll see
-about that. I’d handle twice your number to
-my own cheek any day. I done it before, on a
-dashed sight uglier lot than you, and came out
-top side; and I’m going to do it again now. Mr.
-Onslow’s with me, too, this time, and we’ve got
-twenty bullets amongst us that’ll all go home in
-somebody’s ribs before any of you get at hand-grips<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_108"></a>[108]</span>
-with us. Now just play on that, you scum.
-There’s not a one of you got a pistol.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! haven’t we?” commented a nasal voice
-on the outskirts of the crowd, “I guess you’re
-out there, mister. I’m heeled for one.”</p>
-
-<p><em>Crack!</em></p>
-
-<p>The man shrieked and fell in a limp heap on
-the deck. His weapon clattered down beside
-him. Kettle kept his smoking pistol-muzzle raised
-steady as an iron wrist could hold it.</p>
-
-<p>The others instinctively drew at first away from
-the fallen man; but one ordinary seaman,
-younger and more plucky than the rest, darted
-forward to regain the fallen revolver. As his
-fingers closed over it, his eyes instinctively sought
-the bridge. Onslow had his revolver sighted
-over the crook of an elbow; Kettle his at arm’s
-length. Both were covering him.</p>
-
-<p>“Fling that thing overboard, or you’ll be dead
-before you can wink!”</p>
-
-<p>The crew’s only revolver span through the air,
-and hit the water with a tinkling splash.</p>
-
-<p>“Now stand forward the two fools who have
-been your spokesmen.”</p>
-
-<p>The crowd stood like men petrified.</p>
-
-<p>“Quick, or I’ll make practise into the brown of
-you!”</p>
-
-<p>The quartermaster in the cardigan jacket
-stepped out of his own accord, undefiant now,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_109"></a>[109]</span>
-and white. The German was hustled to his
-side.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you got a coin, quartermaster?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Have you—sausage?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, <i lang="de">herr</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then spin it up, and do you, quartermaster,
-call to him. And mind you call right, because I’m
-going to shoot the loser, and perhaps you are the
-least useless of the two. Spin, confound you!
-Spin, sausage, or by James I’ll shoot you where
-you stand, and settle it that way!”</p>
-
-<p>The German put something between his dished
-palms and shook it violently; then clinched one
-hand, and thrust it out into the full blaze of the
-lamplight.</p>
-
-<p>The quartermaster cried “head.” The other
-unwrapped his grimy fingers with slow jerks, and
-showed. The coin was a halfpenny, Britannia
-uppermost. The quartermaster buttoned his
-cardigan jacket, and drew himself up to face the
-upper bridge.</p>
-
-<p>“Hold up your hand!”</p>
-
-<p>It shot up to the full length, fingers splayed
-out. Then <em>crack!</em> and a bullet ripped through
-the middle of the palm. The fellow let out a
-short yelp of surprise, and clapped the wounded
-member tightly under his armpit. The men
-around him, utterly cowed, stood in frozen silence;<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_110"></a>[110]</span>
-and Captain Owen Kettle from the bridge waved
-slow patterns over them with a revolver
-muzzle.</p>
-
-<p>Then he crammed both weapons into his jacket
-pockets again, and gave orders—sharply, crisply,
-and with decision.</p>
-
-<p>“Watch below, get forward, and turn in.
-Watch on duty, go to your posts. Quartermaster
-of the watch, tumble up here. Sou’-west and by
-sou’.”</p>
-
-<p>A quartermaster ran briskly up the bridge
-ladder.</p>
-
-<p>“S’-west and by sou’ it is, sir,” he replied. It
-was the only comment any of the crew made to
-Captain Kettle on his method.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_111"></a>[111]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI.<br />
-<span class="smaller">TO-NIGHT.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Another day and another sky. Now the
-blue Gulf waters were as leaden and dense as that
-one looks upon in a hard North Sea gale; and the
-heavens overhead were full of lurid grays which
-raced one another in sliding chase till they were
-lost in the northern mist drifts. The steamer
-rolled heavily to a steep beam sea; and when it
-could be seen, the iron of her lower decks, forward
-and aft, gleamed as though it had been new-coated
-with ocher varnish. But this was not often, for
-four minutes out of every five the decks were filled
-with a clamoring, hissing pond of green and
-cotton-white, which the scuppers could only
-empty piecemeal.</p>
-
-<p>The time was evening—twenty hours after the
-quelling of the mutiny, and the three tenants of
-the upper bridge were the only human beings
-on any of the outer decks. On the midship
-grating stood a high-heeled quartermaster holding
-on to the spokes of the steam wheel, browsing on
-plug tobacco, and keeping his eyes mechanically<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_112"></a>[112]</span>
-fixed on the jumping compass card. Alternately
-climbing and descending athwartships as the
-bridge swung under him, the third mate took his
-sea constitutional in rubber thigh-boots, with
-hands thrust into the waistbelt of his breeches.
-As officer of the watch, every time he passed the
-binnacle he faced front and took a regulation peer
-round the foggy line of horizon, with an utter
-lack of interest. He was an elderly man, the
-third mate, and the sea held no more surprises for
-him, and no more interest, and no more pleasures.
-If ever he had ambition, he had lost it years since.
-His aim in life was to hold a position of small responsibility,
-and earn a monthly wage with the
-smallest possible outlay of exertion, either mental
-or physical.</p>
-
-<p>The remaining occupant of the bridge sat on a
-camp-stool under the lee of the weather dodger,
-with his red peaked beard on his chest, his slippered
-feet stuck out in front, his elbows crooked
-out behind him, and hands deep in his jacket
-pockets. Every time the third mate’s footsteps
-neared him his eyes opened, and for an instant
-flashed round to the right-hand angle of their
-orbits. Between whiles he slept. It was owing
-to this faculty of literally snatching moments of
-rest that Captain Kettle, at the end of his twenty
-hours’ spell on the upper bridge, was as fresh as
-though he had just got up from a clear night’s<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_113"></a>[113]</span>
-sleep. This watchfulness was necessary, for, as
-the experienced skipper was quite aware, fully
-half the hands would have gladly tossed him
-overboard if they could have grappled him without
-danger to themselves.</p>
-
-<p>Presently, however, he dropped his doze with
-a snap, and slewed round to face the head of
-the bridge ladder, entirely wakeful.</p>
-
-<p>A head showed itself, black-haired, with a
-clean-shaven, bright, determined face. The corresponding
-body followed—lean, tall, muscular.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Mr. Onslow, you’ve brought me some
-provender? Thanks indeed. What? Sandwich
-and tea? Couldn’t be better.”</p>
-
-<p>“I have whisky in my pocket.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not for me now. Wait till we get ashore,
-and then I’ll booze with any man to his heart’s
-content. The game I’m on now is like a boat-race—if
-a man wants to win he’s got to diet himself.”</p>
-
-<p>The third mate, to show to any chance onlooker
-that he was not in sympathy with the unpopular
-captain, planted himself in the angle of
-the lee dodger, which was the greatest distance
-that the ties of duty would allow him to depart.
-Kettle, with an acid grin, drew his companion’s
-attention to this move.</p>
-
-<p>“What’ll that chap do to-night when the fun
-begins?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_114"></a>[114]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Bolt like a rat with the first alarm. He’d
-show pluck if he was paid for it, would my third
-mate; but not being paid, he’ll take the best care
-possible of his own ugly hide. He isn’t a fellow
-who’d ever like a tight corner for its own sake.
-There’s not an atom of the sportsman about
-him.”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow laughed. “You’re just the other way,
-Captain.”</p>
-
-<p>Kettle’s face clouded. “It’s a fact,” he said.
-“Times I am that way—curse my cantankerous
-luck.”</p>
-
-<p>“Your weakness in that direction came in
-handily for me yesterday.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re right, Mr. Onslow, right all through.
-By George, I’d half a mind to chip in with these
-rogues and grab what I could. It was a tempting
-chance, and it would have been a deal more
-profitable to me than what I’m in for now. As
-for the honesty of the thing, there wasn’t a pin
-to choose between it and this racket of yours and
-Mr. Shelf’s. But it was that Dutchman’s gall that
-put me off. If he’d held his silly jaw, and if those
-other bladder-heads had let me understand I was
-to hold the pistol-hand over them, well, the <i>Port
-Edes</i> would have coral rock spouting through her
-bottom plates this minute, and I’d be a man owning
-a matter of three to five thousand pounds.
-That’s putting it straight.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_115"></a>[115]</span></p>
-
-<p>“So,” said Onslow, “I suppose I have to thank
-the said Dutchman for carrying a sound windpipe
-this minute?”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” replied Kettle thoughtfully, “I don’t
-think it. I fancy you’d have behaved reasonable
-over the new deal, and then I’d have stood by
-you. Especially,” he added slowly, as though
-from after-thought, “especially if those dogs
-thought that you’d have been safer out of the
-way. What,” he asked with a sudden frown, as
-though the subject annoyed him—“what have
-you been doing with yourself this afternoon?”</p>
-
-<p>“Physicking a sick fireman principally. The
-stokehold temperature was 105 degrees, and as he
-amused himself drinking condensed water by the
-quart together, the somewhat natural consequence
-was cramp in the stomach. They sent him up by
-the ash-lift, and your steward dosed him with
-chlorodyne and laudanum, and tincture of rhubarb.
-The result wasn’t encouraging.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, there’s never any knowing what to do
-with a sick stoker’s inside. But one of those
-drugs ought to have fetched him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps one did; but the other two didn’t
-seem to fit his ailment.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, he had them for nothing, so I don’t see
-what call he had to complain. I never saw such
-a crew for physic. They’ve drunk that big chest
-half dry as it is, and if I’d let ’em, they’d have<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_116"></a>[116]</span>
-drunk it three times over. What did you do to
-the chap? Fill him up on the same again, or try
-a pill? There’s ten sorts of pills in that chest,
-beauties some of them. You should have tried
-him on those little silver-coated chaps marked C.
-They’re regular twisters.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you see, he was twisted enough already,
-poor devil, and if it hadn’t been for the donkeyman
-holding him, he’d have been overboard
-through the ash-shoot to be rid of his misery.
-So as it was I gave him a tumblerful of raw
-whisky, and that seemed gradually to untie him
-again out of his knots.”</p>
-
-<p>The captain snorted. “You’re greener than I
-thought, Mr. Onslow. If we’d been going on,
-you’d have had half the crew sick on your hands
-for a dose of that kind. They’re bad enough
-after sour, square doctor’s physic, but for a
-tumbler of liquor and a spell of idleness, an old
-sailor would have an ear and three toes cut off
-any day. However,” he added, rising stiffly to
-his feet and stretching, “the chief and donkeyman’ll
-see he doesn’t malinger for long. They
-are none of them sweet on doing another man’s
-work, that gang. Heigh-ho! See that line of
-surf we’re bringing over the lee quarter?”</p>
-
-<p>“The Tortugas?”</p>
-
-<p>“The Dry Tortugas. There’s a Yankee convict
-station on one of them.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_117"></a>[117]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Don’t mention it.”</p>
-
-<p>Kettle grinned. “We shall have made enough
-westing soon, and then our course will be pretty
-nearly due north, so as to dodge the Gulf Stream
-as much as possible, and,” he added, in a lower
-tone, “to get the ship as near as may be to
-your channel into Florida before we jettison the
-crew.”</p>
-
-<p>“We shall run into the ship tracks from all the
-northern Gulf ports to Europe.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know, and we must take our chance of not
-being spotted. For a western sea there’s a regular
-string of traffic tailing down to the Dry Tortugas.
-There you are, for one. Look at that old wind-jammer.”</p>
-
-<p>He jerked with his thumb towards a green-painted
-wooden Italian barque, which was squattering
-past less than a quarter of a mile away,
-right athwart the last rays of the windy sunset.
-She was driving merrily homewards, sending her
-bows into it till the seas creamed against her cat-heads
-and darkened her jibs with brine up more
-than half their height. She was methodically
-reducing sail, and a dozen many-hued, picturesque
-tatterdemalions were aloft on the fore-topgallant
-yard hammering the struggling canvas into the
-gaskets.</p>
-
-<p>“The cowardly Dagos,” said Kettle; “that’s
-always their way. Snug down to topsails as soon<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_118"></a>[118]</span>
-as it gets dark, even if there’s only a cat’s-paw
-blowing. By James! with a breeze like this I’d
-be carrying royals on that old tub. And yet,”
-he went on, with his beard in the heel of his fist,
-and his eyes gazing out over the tumbling waters—“and
-yet they say there used to be poetry in
-a craft of that sort, whilst there never was, and
-never will be, with a steamer. I suppose the
-reason is, that a poet has to be a man who knows
-nothing whatever about what he writes upon. I
-know that some chaps who string verses nowadays
-have been on a steamboat and smelt the
-smells of her, and seen her lines, and watched the
-men who do the work; and yet they make no
-poetry about it. But of the old crew who wrote
-about moaning harbor-bars, and fair white pinions,
-and lusty wooden walls, and trusty hearts of oak—why,
-they knew no more about the thing than a
-London bobby does of angels. And that, I suppose,
-was why their stuff is called poetry, and the
-lubberly old wind-jammers poetical. You give
-me a smart steamboat, Mr. Onslow; there’s all
-the romance on her an old sailorman’s got any
-use for; and he understands it, too, even if he
-can’t put it down on paper.”</p>
-
-<p>“I believe you’re right,” said Onslow thoughtfully,
-“and some day a new Dana or a new
-Michael Scott will come ashore from the upper
-bridge, or from an electric-lighted forecastle, or<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_119"></a>[119]</span>
-from a forced-draught engine-room, and show it
-to us plainly; whereupon we shall swear that we
-saw it for ourselves all along. But,” he went on,
-with a sudden frown, “for the present let that
-drift. You and I have enough to think of in our
-immediate present without speculating over a
-possible prophet which is to arise.”</p>
-
-<p>“We have; but so much must be arranged by
-the chance of the moment that I don’t see we
-can do much good by talking it over now. All
-arrangements that can be made ahead, I fancy
-we’ve got fixed up already. By the way, I suppose
-you are sure that your explosion in the forehold
-won’t be too big? It would be an awkward
-do for us if the old ship’s bottom was really blown
-out in sober earnest.”</p>
-
-<p>The sun had gone entirely out by this time,
-and the young moon was sailing high amid scurrying
-cloud-banks. In the white and shifting light,
-Patrick Onslow’s face looked pale and anxious.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re sure,” Kettle repeated, “it won’t be a
-case of the engineer being hoisted with his own
-thingammy?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I’m not sure; and that’s what bothers
-me. You see, one couldn’t quite get an expert
-to measure out the precise necessary dose, and
-I’ve had to guess at it. I daren’t undercharge
-my bomb. If our explosion was a fizzle, and the
-crew didn’t get scared and run, why then they’d<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_120"></a>[120]</span>
-take her up to New Orleans whether we liked it
-or not; and she’d be examined. Then that intake
-valve couldn’t be missed, and it couldn’t be
-explained away. Man, as you know, the thing’s
-as big as a sluice-gate!”</p>
-
-<p>“All the bilge pumps in the Gulf of Mexico
-couldn’t make headway against that valve, once
-it was fairly opened. It’s the quickest and cleverest
-way of scuttling a steamboat I ever heard of
-or read about. But I don’t quite see how the
-valve is going to be turned.”</p>
-
-<p>“You leave that to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“You seem used to the game,” said Kettle,
-with a half sneer.</p>
-
-<p>“No, I’m not,” returned the other quickly.
-“I’ve never had my fingers in anything so ugly
-or so dirty before; and because I don’t want to
-have the experience over again, I’m going to
-make this turn to a big profit, or get killed in the
-trying. I’m tired and sick of this wild, bucketing
-life. A woman drove me to it; but I believe, if
-I had the means to settle down in comfort now,
-I could forget all about her, and wake up other
-new interests.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Kettle, “I hope we may each of
-us buy a farm out of this racket; but, I tell you
-straight, I’m not over sweet on the chances. To
-begin with, you and I can’t handle this steamboat
-alone. It’s an absolute certainty we must have<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_121"></a>[121]</span>
-another hand to help us. You’ll have to take the
-wheel and pilot her through if you can, though
-that’s a mighty big job for one man, and the odds
-are about ten to one you’ll pile her up somewhere.
-I’ve got to be below. At a pinch I might drive
-the engines, though I don’t know much of the
-trade; but I can’t do that and fire six two-hole
-boilers, and wheel coals out of the bunkers as
-well. Now, I think the donkeyman is the chap
-we want. He understands his way about down
-there, he’s as strong as a winch, and I fancy he
-knows which side his biscuit’s margarined.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I’m with you there. We’ll have the
-donkeyman if he’ll come.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then why not sound him now?”</p>
-
-<p>“Because I’ll hint of this infernal scheme to no
-one till it’s fairly ablaze. Man! if a ghost’s
-whisper of it got about, the crew would rise and
-grab us, pistols or no pistols. They have that
-amount of scare in them they’d walk straight up
-to a Maxim gun. They’d trample us out of existence
-before we could fairly look round. No, my
-neck itches enough as things are at present; and
-if another on board now besides you knew what
-was going to be done to-night, I should feel a
-bowline noose inside my collar, with half a dozen
-hangmen beginning to tug at it.”</p>
-
-<p>“See here, Mr. Onslow,” said the shipmaster,
-“are you getting sorry you came out on this trip?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_122"></a>[122]</span></p>
-
-<p>The other laughed harshly. “Sorry? Whatever
-have you got in your head now? If I do a
-thing, I do it with my eyes open, and I make a
-point of never indulging in useless regrets afterwards.
-No, Captain Kettle, I’m going through
-with this matter, whether it succeeds or it fails;
-whether it is brought about without injury to a
-single human soul, or whether it costs the last
-pant of breath for every one in this ship. But I
-own to you I am nervous. The only things
-which we can be sure will happen, are the unexpected;
-and we can’t prepare for those; and
-the want of preparation may ruin us.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a big gamble,” assented Kettle, “and I
-wish I could say, ‘May the Lord defend the
-right!’ But I can’t, and you can’t, and, least of
-all, Shelf can’t. It’s a devil’s job anyway, and he
-don’t always stand by his men. The only thing
-is, even Nick can’t diddle my wife and kids out of
-the insurance I made for them; so, personally
-speaking, I don’t much care what happens. You
-go below to your room now, and get a caulk of
-sleep. You’ll want it. And, first, if you please, I’ll
-shake hands with you. We’ve never done it before,
-because a nod’s been enough other times; but
-this is different. You’re a decentish sort; and I
-fancy if that woman hadn’t meddled, you wouldn’t
-have been shipmates here with me to-night.”</p>
-
-<p>They exchanged a quick handgrip, each looking<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_123"></a>[123]</span>
-rather ashamed of himself; and then Onslow
-went down the bridge ladder whistling, and Owen
-Kettle resettled himself on his camp-stool. When
-next they met, the tragedy of the <i>Port Edes</i>
-would have begun, and in it perhaps both would
-die by any out of ten violent deaths.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_124"></a>[124]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">A DERELICTION.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Eight bells—midnight.</p>
-
-<p>The look-out in the crow’s-nest forward chanted
-his last melancholy “All’s well!” and gave way
-to the relief from the next watch. He climbed
-down by the cleats in the iron mast, and went to
-the starboard door in the forecastle. Other men
-followed him, jumping like cats along the streaming
-decks; and others came a little later—dingy
-fellows with neckclouts like dishcloths, who went
-in at the port door; these last being the goats of
-shipboard, the firemen and trimmers, who were
-divided off from the more high-caste deck-hands
-by a fore-and-aft bulkhead.</p>
-
-<p>The third mate and the quartermaster, too,
-from the upper bridge, were replaced by another
-quartermaster and another mate; and they also
-went to the places appointed for them, and the
-snores of their breathing soon rattled against the
-bunk coamings. Only two men on the <i>Port Edes</i>,
-who were not on the roster of duty, stood that
-windy morning’s first watch. Under the lee of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_125"></a>[125]</span>
-the canvas shelter Captain Kettle sat huddled on
-his camp-stool in a style which no man could
-distinguish with certainty between wakefulness
-and sleep; and below in his room, which opened
-off the main cabin, and was next the treasure-chamber,
-Patrick Onslow was dabbling in something
-which the laws of nations would stigmatize
-as felony, and that of complex degree.</p>
-
-<p>There were two berths in the room—the upper
-one against the window port, which he slept in,
-and the lower, which contained two spread-out
-portmanteaus. Beneath this last were drawers
-in which the captain’s steward kept table linen,
-disused corks, the carpet which the chart-house
-sported in harbor, and other articles of ship’s
-use. Onslow had two of these drawers out on
-the floor, and from the recess of their site had drawn
-two fine green-silk-covered wires.</p>
-
-<p>He disentangled the coils, taking care to avoid
-a kink, and then unscrewed the porcelain switch
-which governed the room’s electric lamp.
-Beneath were certain pieces of metal embedded
-in vulcanite.</p>
-
-<p>Patrick Onslow gave his arms a preliminary
-stretch, a bare wire terminus in each hand. His
-fingers were trembling, as whose would not have
-been in the same situation?</p>
-
-<p>He noticed it, and commented to himself on
-the circumstance: “That’s excitement, I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_126"></a>[126]</span>
-suppose—excitement pure and understandable. Not
-being a man of stone, I can’t help being thrilled
-with the majesty of the moment, the sublime
-vagueness of my knowledge of what will happen
-when a current flashes through these wires. I’m
-not a coward. People who write about other
-men’s feelings when Death is beginning to paw
-them on the shoulder, write mostly from the
-imagination; and, so far as I’ve seen, they all do
-it wrong. I’ve been there; I’ve felt the old
-man’s bony touch more than once; and so I
-know. A man isn’t of necessity terrified;
-phantoms of his past deeds do not invariably
-flash before him; nor does he always lose his
-nerve, and move like a cheap automaton. I can’t
-speak for others; but what I personally have felt
-has been a dull carelessness for what is going to
-happen, and a curiosity about what will come
-afterwards. It seems to me that a thinking man,
-with the ambition of a mouse, should never fear
-death, because once dead, he becomes wiser than
-all the living remnant of the human race. There
-are men, I know, whom physical danger turns
-into a helpless mass of palpitating nerves. Shelf,
-for instance, is one of those. By Jove!”—he
-smiled grimly—“by Jove! I’d give a finger to
-have Theodore Shelf in my shoes just now, and
-force him to couple these wires, and spring the
-mine with his own fat, white fingers. I believe—yes,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_127"></a>[127]</span>
-I verily believe the experience would turn him
-honest. Ah, there goes one bell. Time’s up.”</p>
-
-<p>Through a lull in the wind, the tenor clang of
-the ship’s bell came down to him, and on its
-heels, more dimly, the look-out’s dissyllabic assurance
-in the dismal minor key that he was
-awake, and had nothing to report.</p>
-
-<p>Then Patrick Onslow made connection, and
-sent through the green-silk covered wires a current
-direct from the steamer’s dynamo; and on that
-moment was thrown against the iron roof of the
-state room as though the infernal machine had
-exploded beneath his very feet.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The camp-stool was kicked into the air, the wet
-canvas dodgers shed water in streams, and Captain
-Owen Kettle fell spread-eagled on the planking
-of the bridge. From the hatch in the fore-deck
-before him had sprung a volcano of ruddy
-flame spurting through vast billows of smoke;
-the iron plating round it buckled and split; and
-the whole steamer gave a trembling, frightened
-leap. Presently, from the black, windy night
-above, there fell an avalanche of <i lang="fr">débris</i> which
-smote the steamer and the water round, like
-canister-shot from a distant cannonade.</p>
-
-<p>Then came a thumping jar from the engine-room,
-repeated twice over; and then the engines
-stopped.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_128"></a>[128]</span></p>
-
-<p>“My God,” thought Kettle, “he’s overshot the
-mark! If she’s broken down, we’re done for.”</p>
-
-<p>But for all that he did not lose for an instant
-his presence of mind or instinct of command; but,
-picking himself up, clapped a stumpy leaden
-whistle between his lips and blew shrilly.</p>
-
-<p>At first no one answered his summons. From
-the forecastle, from the stokehold, from aft, came
-the ship’s company, making by instinct for the
-high land of the bridge deck; and from his eminence
-the little captain scowled down upon them
-and swore. It is not a wholesome sight to see
-grown men screaming through sheer terror; and
-the sooner they are dissociated, either by words
-or blows, from this frame of mind, the more they
-will be able subsequently to respect themselves.
-By dint of a vinegar tongue, and suggestive movements
-towards a pair of implements which bulged
-his jacket pockets, Kettle drove a gang of five
-to set the mizzen trysail to keep the steamer
-head to sea. She was rapidly losing her way,
-and if she broached-to beam-on with that heavy
-sea running, the lower decks would be filled with
-green water continuously, and that, with such a
-gaping rent where the hatch had been, meant
-simply a rapid swamping.</p>
-
-<p>Then the captain looked round him, seemingly
-for a messenger. The mate of the watch hung on
-to the handle of the engine-room telegraph, which<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_129"></a>[129]</span>
-still pointed to “full speed ahead,” looking dazed
-and helpless. The quartermaster’s hands were
-mechanically sawing at the spokes of the wheel,
-but it was equally evident that he also did not
-know what he was doing. Just then Onslow
-raced up the bridge ladder three steps at a time.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah,” cried Kettle, “now you are a man who
-can keep his head in a bit of a fluster, and by
-James you’re the only one on board. Just tumble
-forward, will you, and get down into that
-hold? See what’s wrong.”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow nodded and turned to go without a word.
-From two or three of the men a thin cheer rose
-as he passed them, and before he had gained the
-bottom of the ladder on to the iron lower deck,
-half a dozen were on the top rungs after him.
-Sailors will seldom refuse to follow when a superior
-shows the way; and besides, these fellows
-were getting over their first panic, and were beginning
-to be ashamed of themselves for giving
-way to it.</p>
-
-<p>The mizzen trysail was not then set, and because
-the steamer’s way had left her, she was
-falling off into the trough, and rolling bulwarks
-under to every sea. She was shipping water
-fast. The creaming, solid masses sluicing across
-the deck-plates smote the men breech high with
-the weight of rams; and he who, when the waters
-were upon him, left his hold, would have been<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_130"></a>[130]</span>
-swept like a cork to leeward. But, by the hatch-coamings,
-the winches, and odd wet streamers of
-rope, they clawed their way forward, and cowered
-round the great hole made by the explosion,
-holding there by the edge of the twisted, riven
-plates. The seas creamed over their heads, falling
-in noisy cascades into the blackness below,
-and from out of that darkness, above all the bellowing
-of wind and the clanging of iron and the
-other din, came a sodden whistling of water,
-which seemed to confirm the worst fears.</p>
-
-<p>“Pooh!” said some one, trying to be cheery,
-“that’s only the small sup she’s shipped since the
-hatches were blown off. The bilge pumps’ll soon
-kick that drop overboard.”</p>
-
-<p>“Guess you lie,” said another, with a weary
-shake of the head.</p>
-
-<p>Then the ink of the heavens overhead was
-splashed with a vivid fork of lightning, and the
-men saw Onslow, with his face as white as his
-teeth, lowering himself over the brink, and gripping
-with his knees a twisted iron pillar below.
-The light above slapped out, and within the dim,
-jagged outline of where the hatch had been all
-was blackness. And overhead the thunder rumbled
-like the passing of a Titan’s gun-train. The
-men shivered. One of them, an old, white-haired
-able-seaman, was physically sick. And
-meanwhile the <i>Port Edes</i> rolled through forty-two<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_131"></a>[131]</span>
-degrees, and the Gulf water flowed in green
-and black over each bulwark alternately.</p>
-
-<p>The men hung over the dark abyss of the hatch
-listening intently, and above the noises of the
-gale they could hear the sullen wash of water in
-the hold growing heavier and more sullen with
-every roll. Another flash of lightning blazed
-out overhead, painting white the shaft of the
-hatch, and showing at its foot a muddy sea, full
-of floating straws, and barrel staves, and litter.
-Onslow was out of sight. And the lower hold
-was afloat almost to its deck-beams.</p>
-
-<p>But presently the explorer returned, swimming
-rather than walking—as another flash showed
-them—and he leaped to the battens which made
-the stairway to overhead with the haste of a man
-who knows that the waste of moments may well
-cost human lives. The men clustered about him
-round-eyed as he gained the deck for a word of
-what he had seen, but he brushed through them
-roughly and made for aft. It seemed to them
-that no spoken sentence could have given a
-worse report of what had befallen than this mute
-action. The fellows knew that officers always
-made the best of everything, if there is a best to
-be made; and so the silence was terribly
-suggestive.</p>
-
-<p>At the same moment, as if to confirm their worst
-fears, the steamer took a heavy sea clean over<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_132"></a>[132]</span>
-her forecastle head; and above the din of the
-water, as it came cascading down into the lower
-deck, there arose wild cries of, “She’s sinking!”
-“Her bottom’s blown out!” “She’s settling by
-the head!”</p>
-
-<p>Yelling these tidings, the men scampered back
-to the bridge-deck, where, saving for the few
-driven off to set the mizzen trysail, all the rest
-of the steamer’s complement were collected.</p>
-
-<p>“She’s settling by the head! It’s making a
-clean breach over her this minute! She’ll be
-down with us if we don’t look quick!”</p>
-
-<p>Then another voice cried: “Let the foul old
-tramp go to hell by herself. She shan’t drown
-me, for one, while she’s got a boat that’ll swim.
-Come along, boys!” Whereupon a mixed half-dozen
-of deck-hands and firemen made a rush for
-the foot of the upper bridge ladder.</p>
-
-<p>At the head of that ladder stood Captain Kettle,
-grinning like a tortured fiend. The crew were
-acting precisely as it had been planned that they
-should act. They were doing what a laboriously-formed
-plot had compelled them to do. But at
-that moment the little captain’s weakness for battle
-nearly got the better of him, and was within
-an ace of making him attempt to upset the entire
-apple-cart. The idea of his men—the despised
-all-nation rabble, whom he had brow-beaten into
-subjection all across the broad Atlantic—taking<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_133"></a>[133]</span>
-the initiative into their own hands now, was too
-much for him to swallow in a single dose. Sooner
-than submit, he would have ruined everything
-ten times over. Consequently he drew on the
-first man who advanced up the ladder, and his
-eyes lit up with the steady, passionless glare of
-slaughter.</p>
-
-<p>The fellow was brave enough—desperate, too,
-as a man could be—but upon certain death he
-hesitated to advance. Indeed, when Kettle, coming
-down the ladder himself, thrust him furiously
-back with a black pistol muzzle, he retreated to
-the bridge-deck, as did those who were with
-him.</p>
-
-<p>But the other men of that worthy crew had no
-mind to be tyrannized over any longer when the
-steamer was momentarily settling down under
-their feet, and drowning was an immediate question.
-By the funnel stays and by one another’s
-backs they swarmed on to the top of the fiddley,
-and thence gaining the boat platforms, set about
-cutting adrift the grimy awnings with their knives,
-and clearing away the tackles and falls. They
-shipped rudders and fitted the plugs, and one or
-two, with more forethought than their frightened
-fellows, shouldered the boats’ water-breakers and
-took them aft to where the condenser-tap gave
-upon the lower deck.</p>
-
-<p>Kettle did not interfere. He had held the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_134"></a>[134]</span>
-bridge-deck ladders against all comers, and in
-some cranky way felt that his honor was unsmirched.
-But he gave no help, no hint, no further
-order, and surveyed the scene with folded
-arms and a sour, thin smile. Patrick Onslow, being
-moved by a different set of feelings, acted
-more humanely.</p>
-
-<p>“Take time, men,” he sung out coolly, “if you
-will be cowards and leave the ship. I don’t think
-she’ll sink—at any rate not yet.”</p>
-
-<p>The men had knocked away the chocks, hoisted
-the boats, and swung the davits outboard.</p>
-
-<p>“Keep your heads, you trembling idiots! Pass
-your painters forward before you begin to lower,
-and don’t lower till you’ve victualled the boats.
-You’ve at least a hundred-and-fifty mile run before
-you can make Charlotte Harbor, which is your
-best port with this wind blowing; and as like as
-not you’ll miss your road when you get inshore
-among the keys and reefs, and be a week getting
-there.”</p>
-
-<p>A few of the men, seeing the force of this, ran
-below and raided the galley and the steward’s
-store-room of what they could lay hands upon.
-But they only brought up one load of tins. They
-were frightened lest the others should in their
-terror go off without them. So they bundled
-their gleanings pell-mell on to the floor gratings,
-and, with a dozen men in each, the boats began to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_135"></a>[135]</span>
-lower away. When they touched water, the falls
-were let go to overhaul as they chose, and then
-unhooked. The boats rode by their painters,
-swooping on one sea up to the level of the bridge-deck,
-diving twenty feet down in the next trough,
-and lying in very great danger of being stove to
-pieces.</p>
-
-<p>A man in each was standing by the painter,
-others were getting out oars.</p>
-
-<p>“Where’s the donkeyman?” cried some one.</p>
-
-<p>“And Mr. Onslow?”</p>
-
-<p>“And the skipper?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, in the boat.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then cast off. We’ve got all, and we must be
-clear of the ship before she founders, or she’ll take
-us down too in her wash.”</p>
-
-<p>The painters were slipped, and from either
-beam the steamer’s lifeboats diverged under the
-backing impulse of their oars. Out of sight of
-one another they dropped astern, and each picking
-a favorable chance, they slewed round in a
-pother of spray.</p>
-
-<p>Then they stepped their masts; and then, one
-under a jib, and the other under close-reefed lug,
-they drove away before the wind, leaving the setting
-of a course for after consideration.</p>
-
-<p>Steamer sailors are not used to small-boat sailing
-in a heavy sea, and it takes them some time
-to wear down the novelty of it. By a providence,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_136"></a>[136]</span>
-there was the second mate in one, an old
-North Sea smacksman, to take the tiller, and an
-able seaman from the same school in the other
-boat, who was also competent to manage her.
-The boats were built for the weather, but they
-required handling; and excepting these two men,
-there were no others up to the task. The rest
-trimmed ship, some of them baling, some too
-frightened to do anything but cling on to a thwart—these
-last from the fireholds mostly—and with
-their complements in this danger and disorder,
-the <i>Port Edes’</i> two lifeboats drove away into the
-night and the north-north-east.</p>
-
-<p>Three men on the steamer, from inside the chart-house,
-watched the boats go away; and one of
-them, the donkeyman, was wondering what kind
-of fool to call himself for being left.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_137"></a>[137]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THREE FOR TWENTY-SEVEN.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>“Now, my lads,” said Kettle, “you’ve got to
-hump yourselves, or we’ll have the steamer
-swamping beneath us. It’ll be touch and go,
-anyway. Mr. Onslow, you will have the deck
-all to yourself—after you’ve done your job on
-the forehold, of course; and you’d better jump
-lively after that at once. Every gill of water
-tells now, and it strikes me if we get very much
-more of the Mexican Gulf on board the decks
-will blow up, and she’ll go down like kentledge
-ballast.”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow darted away through the doorway.</p>
-
-<p>“And now, Mister Sullivan, understand that
-although I still continue to rate as skipper of this
-craft, for the present I’m going to work as fireman
-and coal-trimmer. You will be chief engineer;
-and I’m the sum total of your crew;
-and between us we’ve got to do the work of
-seven horses and one mule. Are the bilge-pumps
-clear?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sor.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_138"></a>[138]</span></p>
-
-<p>“And has she still a good head of steam?”</p>
-
-<p>“She has. None’s been blown off.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then pick up your feet and let’s go to your
-hardware shop and start in work.”</p>
-
-<p>“Wait a bit, sor,” said the donkeyman.
-“There’s things here I don’t understand. Aren’t
-the lives of us in beastly danger? Didn’t them
-boats go off because the steamer’s sinking?”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you,” retorted Kettle, “consider me one
-of those fancy sorts of maniac, who have no
-wish to survive the loss of a ship? I tell you I
-should have been drowned eight times already if
-that had been my lay. No, Mr. Chief, fair fight’s
-right enough, and I’d stand up to Nick in that,
-and value my life at less than a rice-mat; but, at
-other times, you bet, I’m no fool to chuck it
-away.”</p>
-
-<p>“But,” said the donkeyman, “what gets me’s
-this. If the blooming steamer’s bottom’s shot
-out, what’s the fun in messing with it? The
-Mexican Gulf will circulate through that hole
-longer than our bilge-pumps will run.”</p>
-
-<p>“You tire me,” said the little man. “Who
-said she’d her bottom blown out? I tell you
-this steamer was sunk a few plates above her
-usual trim—for reasons; and now we are going
-to pull her up again. See here, do you take the
-synch from me, Mr. Chief, and ask no more
-questions, and you’ll get told no lies. It’ll pay<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_139"></a>[139]</span>
-you. If you do as you’re bid aboard of me
-you’ll have sovereigns enough given you to work
-through the biggest spree that was ever spread
-out in a seaport town.”</p>
-
-<p>The big donkeyman appreciatively drew the
-back of a hand across his muzzle.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Captain dear,” he said coaxingly, “I’d
-just like to hear ye mention a figure.”</p>
-
-<p>“Call it two ten-pound notes.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then, be Christopher, I’m yer man for any
-piece of devilment in the calendar! Come along,
-Captain dear. ’Tis a melojious little man y’ are,
-for all they say against yez.”</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile the steamer was becoming more and
-more waterlogged with every plunge and roll,
-and Patrick Onslow feared that his dangerous
-stratagem for driving away the crew had been
-carried too far. It seemed to him impossible
-that they could salvage her now. True, she was
-brought up to the wind by the after-canvas, and
-her rollings were not of such sickening strength;
-but the stern loomed high in the wild night air,
-and the bows lunged deep into every successive
-sea that rolled up from the stormy south, taking
-green water over the forecastle head in masses
-which scoured anchors and windlass to the
-naked iron.</p>
-
-<p>The wash found its way below through that
-jagged gap in the lower deck in crashing water-falls,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_140"></a>[140]</span>
-and every moment, too, the opened valve
-beside her keel was gushing in fresh gallons to
-the swamping holds. Any larger sea which
-swept up now might well settle over her solidly,
-and launch her with bursted decks on to the
-sponges and the coral growths a hundred fathoms
-below.</p>
-
-<p>Some men, in the face of such conditions,
-would have been mazed, helpless—physically incapable,
-in the presence of that solitude, of making
-any necessary effort; for it is one thing to do
-a desperate matter before the eyes of an applauding
-crowd, and another when the Devil below is
-your only appreciative onlooker. It would have
-been beyond the capabilities of Captain Kettle,
-for instance. Onslow, however, was the one
-man in the million to whom the adventure was
-as meat and drink. If he succeeded, then the
-profit was his; if he failed, death would be useful
-to him; and anyway there was the wild excitement
-of the moment, which was a meal to be
-enjoyed, and one which nothing could snatch
-away.</p>
-
-<p>It was in this mood of mind that the man on
-whose actions the very outer-air existence of the
-<i>Port Edes</i> depended left his fellows in the chart-house,
-and raced forward to where the jagged
-lip of the forehold hatch yawned to the swilling
-seas. Without lantern, without so much as a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_141"></a>[141]</span>
-look before him, he lowered himself on to the
-twisted battens below, with the clean water raining
-on to him from above, and muddy wavelets
-squirting up from beneath; and then when the
-steamer gave a heavy send, and the more solid
-wash from the hold smote him heavily upon the
-thighs, he loosed his grip, and dived like a stone
-through the brimming shaft-way of the hatch.</p>
-
-<p>Seconds passed, a minute, two minutes, and
-still he did not reappear. Three minutes. Then
-the rounded outlines of something black rolled
-to the surface, and surged about limply with the
-swill of the water.</p>
-
-<p>For a while it stayed so; then, swung by a
-heavier pitch of the steamer, it was washed to
-the back of a stanchion, where it hung. The
-slopping water beneath ebbed steadily. The
-valve in the steamer’s bottom had been closed.
-Her bilge pumps were running at speed.</p>
-
-<p>During a whole hour Patrick Onslow lodged
-behind that iron pillar, a mere boneless mass of
-flesh and clothes; and then the pains of life
-came into him again with shivers and shudderings.
-The thin gray light of the dawn was filtering
-down through the jagged opening above
-when first the trembling lids slid from his eyeballs;
-but for still another thirty minutes he
-was a thing of no wit, breathing truly, but caring
-naught for all the world contained.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_142"></a>[142]</span></p>
-
-<p>Then a sucking, sobbing noise from the depths
-of the hold far beneath broke upon his ear, and the
-languid brain began to work. With an effort he
-sat up, dizzily holding to the pillar, trying to
-think where he was, and how ran recent history;
-and by degrees the details strolled back to him.
-Before, however, he had gathered all his senses,
-or a working quantum of strength, he had a visitor
-in the shape of the donkeyman, who clattered up
-over the decks with plate-shod boots, and crouched
-beside the gap above on knees and hands.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you been getting hurt, now?” inquired
-this new-comer.</p>
-
-<p>“About nine-tenths drowned, I fancy, if that
-counts. But I’m pretty near all right again
-now.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ye don’t look ut,” replied the donkeyman
-candidly. “Barrin’ the tan, ye’d be blue and
-lard color about the face this minute. But I
-feared there was something wrong through not
-seeing ye on the bridge, so I nipped into the chart-room
-and pockutted a whisky-bottle that was
-lying convenient—in case. Pull at the small end,
-sor.”</p>
-
-<p>The bottle was handed down, and Onslow lifted
-it, his teeth chattering against the nozzle like
-castanets; but the spirit drove up color into his
-face, and set the sluggish blood once more on its
-appointed journey through his limbs and trunk.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_143"></a>[143]</span></p>
-
-<p>“What has happened since I left you?” he
-asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, first, sor, the captain and meself had a
-little friendly discussion about what’s been happening,
-and came to a bit of a financial agreement.
-But I will say that I figured me new terms very
-low when I understood it was a thrifle of a conspiracy
-that ye wanted me to stand in at. And
-then, sor, we went below to the engine-room and
-turned steam into the bilge pumps, to heave this
-nasty slop of water overboard; after which, as
-chief, I set about making a thrifting repair to the
-low-pressure engine. Ye see, when that explosion
-took place, a bit of a casting jumped into the
-crank-pit, and got jammed there hard before they
-could stop her. I’ve had a fair do at elbow work,
-cutting it out cold; but it’s clear now, and she
-runs as sweetly as she did the day she left the
-shops. But oh, Mr. Onslow, I wish you could
-see the Old Man. The sight of that little chap,
-shoveling coals, and swearing, and tumbling, and
-burning himself, is enough to make the ghosts of
-some dead firemen I know about grin and dance
-sand-jigs in their graves.”</p>
-
-<p>The donkeyman was inclined to be garrulous,
-and evidently lusted for a considerable chat; but,
-with returning strength, Onslow’s anxiety grew
-on him again, and he climbed out on deck keen
-to be once more in action. His knees were tottery,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_144"></a>[144]</span>
-and the donkeyman gave him an arm aft.
-But when he had climbed up the ladder and
-gained the bridge deck, he stood for a minute
-staring, and then threw up his hands and pitched
-forward on to the planking, as though a bullet had
-bitten the life in his brain.</p>
-
-<p>The big donkeyman also was startled. Out of
-the morning mists of the south there had come
-up a small center-board schooner of some fifteen
-tons—an oysterman, perhaps, in the season, and
-now a sponge-gatherer or a mere coaster. She
-was coming down over the seas dry as a gull,
-driving along under her boom foresail and jib.</p>
-
-<p>The donkeyman’s eye hung on her as she surged
-past the rust-streaked flank of the steamer, some
-twenty fathoms away, not because the sight of a
-little white-painted schooner was new to him, not
-because he was impressed by the danger to the
-<i>Port Edes’</i> enterprise in her being seen by any
-alien eye, but on account of the tiny vessel being
-handled (in what to her was distinctly ugly
-weather) by so extraordinary a person as a young
-and pretty girl. No one else was on deck, and
-the girl sat on the coaming of the cockpit, tiller
-in one hand, tiller rope in the other, as unconcernedly
-as though she had been an ancient
-mariner, bred and aged in fore-and-afters.</p>
-
-<p>She was a girl, too, with looks much to the
-Irishman’s liking: with copper-red hair, whose<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_145"></a>[145]</span>
-ends blew out from beneath a green Italian’s
-nightcap; laughing, impudent features, with the
-color whipped up into warm pinks by the wind;
-a figure of pretty curves; and the shapeliest little
-brown fists in the world splayed on the tiller and
-gripping the restraining tiller-rope. She was
-fairly well up to the eyes in her steering, but she
-found time to throw an <i lang="fr">œillade</i> towards the
-steamer, which Mr. Sullivan answered with a yell
-intended to show his complete admiration, and a
-swirl of his greasy cap. It was then that Onslow
-fell, and the donkeyman took his eyes from the
-schooner, and picked him up and once more applied
-the whisky-bottle. “More drowned than
-I thought for!” he muttered. “It’ll be a pig’s
-mess for us if he goes ill.”</p>
-
-<p>But Patrick Onslow had not fainted through
-the effect of his recent struggle with death. It
-was quite another matter which had dealt him the
-sufficing shock.</p>
-
-<p>In the steerer of that little schooner he had
-seen the sister of the woman to whom he had once
-been affianced, who had discarded him for another
-man, who had driven him from a sedate English
-life to be a wanderer and a vagabond upon the
-face of the earth. His roamings had begun and
-continued only because the image of this one
-woman had refused to leave his thoughts; and
-the half-sarcastic nickname of “The Great Traveler”<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_146"></a>[146]</span>
-had been gained without any seeking on
-his part.</p>
-
-<p>Five long desperate years had passed since the
-blow fell upon him, and time was doing its work.
-He had begun to forget her; to promise himself
-that, this present enterprise accomplished, he
-would eliminate the past, and lead a different and
-cleaner life; and yet, here, on the most unlikely
-corner of God’s earth, her sister passed like a
-stage figure before his eyes—the sister from whom
-she was never parted.</p>
-
-<p>The shock came upon him as a thunderbolt
-from a blue sky. He had fancied her to be in
-England, Europe, Australia—anywhere but here.
-In his weak state the surprise was too great.
-Again the gush of the waters thundered in his
-ear; again the light faded from his eyes; and
-this time he dived into blank unconsciousness.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_147"></a>[147]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIV">CHAPTER XIV.<br />
-<span class="smaller">A PIRATES’ HARBOR.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Windless swell and a burning sky. Ahead,
-broken palings of mop-headed tree-trunks growing
-straight across the sea; on one beam, scattered
-patches of white, where the surf crumbled
-over hidden coral reef; on the other, the bright
-blue water of the Mexican Gulf, with its yellow
-floating tangles of weed. A steamer lunging
-through the rollers at a small six knots.</p>
-
-<p>On her decks was visible one man, and one
-alone, and he was on the upper bridge, with his
-fists on the spokes of the steam steering-wheel.
-He was swaying with weariness, his eyes were
-dull and leaden, his cheeks were of an unwholesome
-yellow, because the tan would not let them
-turn pale white. Yet his task was one which put
-to the strain every piece of his alertness. He
-was taking a steamer drawing nineteen feet
-through a channel of whose very existence no
-man on earth besides himself had ever guessed;
-and already he was deep in sea-territory which
-the charts of 1893 still mark as “unsurveyed.”
-He had vaguely found the channel some months<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_148"></a>[148]</span>
-before in an open boat, and written cross compass-bearings
-on the back of a crumpled envelope.
-These he carried in his head now, and used as the
-sea-marks closed; but they were a frail reed for
-much dependence.</p>
-
-<p>For such work a leadsman is an absolute necessity;
-and on board the <i>Port Edes</i> a leadsman was
-an absolute impossibility. The remaining two of
-her manning were working as ten men to keep up
-any head of steam for her engines. And so
-Patrick Onslow took his soundings with eye and
-nostrils, as do some of the more ancient of the
-coaster folk; and instinct did not, upon the whole,
-serve him badly. Twice he scoured the steamer’s
-bottom plates over branching coral plants, which
-broke away with clattering jars, and let her through
-to deeper water ahead; and once he ran upon a
-tail of white sand, which pinned her just forward
-of ’midships. But he rang off the engines,
-waited till the scream of the escape-pipe showed
-a full head of steam, and then on a flowing
-tide put her full speed astern, and slid clear.</p>
-
-<p>The skipper in the stokehold below waxed
-blasphemous at the man who had “got the shore
-on board;” but he did not cease from shoveling
-coals; neither did the big donkeyman, save at
-those moments when the clang of the telegraph-bell
-called him to stand by the throttle or reversing
-gear in the engine-room.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_149"></a>[149]</span></p>
-
-<p>So the <i>Port Edes</i> drew up this narrow, unknown
-sea-river, through the shallows which fill that
-bight of the S. W. Floridan coast, and the tired
-man who was governing her steered every hour
-with stronger confidence and duller consciousness.
-Now he held on to what was apparently an unbroken
-line of surf, where, if the steamer struck, she
-would be a stove-in wreck within the hour; but
-as she closed with it a passage opened out which
-took her through in clear water, although the
-yeasty surges of the backwash would leap like
-live things far up her sides, and scream and
-bellow through the scuppers. Now he dodged,
-with helm hard a-starboard one minute, hard to
-port the next, amongst an archipelago of unnamed
-keys, where the first mangrove trees were
-getting to work at building these outlying scraps
-of animal stone into part of the North American
-continent.</p>
-
-<p>Beyond was a broad, smooth lagoon, shimmering
-in the sunlight, dancing with little silver
-waves, and beyond, again, was a wall of woodwork
-growing in one solid mass of trunks from behind
-the tangle of slimy mangroves which sprawled
-along the water’s edge. Bare land was to be seen
-nowhere; all was blotted out by the rank luxuriance
-of the subtropical flora.</p>
-
-<p>The steamer held on her course athwart this placid
-sea-lake, aiming straight as a rifle-shot for what<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_150"></a>[150]</span>
-appeared to be the densest part of the forest.
-But as she neared it, an overlapping cape gradually
-distinguished itself from the rest of the greenery,
-and directly afterwards banks of milky sand
-opened out, with a gut of river between them.</p>
-
-<p>Onslow steered on, sitting upon the grating
-now, and holding the wheel one-handed by the
-lower spokes; and in the fat, hot stew of the
-stokehold below, Kettle and the donkeyman
-shoveled coal to the light of reeking slush-lamps
-and the tune of furnace-roar.</p>
-
-<p>The steamer, in grip of the river-stream, swung
-round the bights and twistings, finding deep
-water everywhere, though often she could not
-make the turn quickly enough, and bruised with
-her forefoot the slimy mangrove-stems which
-marked the bank. But the current was strong,
-and each time swept her clear, and those below
-were scarcely conscious of the graze.</p>
-
-<p>Knot by knot, the brine of the Mexican Gulf
-was being left behind, and the noises of the
-woods and odors of the trees and the swamps
-were closing in upon them. The swell fanning
-out from the steamer’s wake wetted the alligators
-in their basking-places behind the saw-grass; and
-the reek from her smoke-stacks scared the stilt-legged
-waterfowl afish in the shallows. She
-coasted round a bayou of black water, walled in
-by stern ranks of cypress-trees; she cut across<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_151"></a>[151]</span>
-another with graceful-leaved palmetto-scrub on
-either hand, and ragged cabbage-palms sprouting
-out from above. And then she swung again
-where the river forked, and steamed down a
-straight, unswerving water-line, which led to the
-very heart of the Everglades.</p>
-
-<p>But the pace was slowing now; slowing, indeed,
-till the steamer would hardly steer against the
-current, which ever and anon gripped her by the
-head or the tail, and carried her with sullen sheerings
-on to mangrove cluster or tree-clad bluff.
-And the reason was that the head of steam was
-failing. Captain Owen Kettle, as more Christian
-men have done before, ignored his own previous
-preachings when the application came in, and
-proved only human soon after he had taken up
-the <i lang="fr">rôle</i> of fireman. Driven half lunatic by the
-heat and the work, he kept dipping his lips in the
-water-bucket, and drinking heavy draughts. As
-a consequence, that unpoetical complaint, cramp
-in the stomach, overtook him at last, and tied
-him into those ungainly knots of torture which
-he had so frequently observed upon scientifically
-in others. But, as there was no one at hand to
-administer the heroic remedy of chlorodyne <i>cum</i>
-rhubarb <i>cum</i> laudanum <i>cum</i> pill, and give him
-something else to think about, in the original
-kind of knots he remained.</p>
-
-<p>The donkeyman, with a hearty Belfast curse,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_152"></a>[152]</span>
-tried to do double work; but, as he had been
-laboring quite to the top of his strength for
-many hours previously, the effort did not meet
-with unqualified success. As anyone with less
-dogged, wooden pluck might have known, it is
-impossible for one man to fire a twelve-furnace
-steamer, wheel himself coal from the bunkers, and
-act as engineer and greaser when required, however
-great be the initial supply of brute force
-with which God has endowed him. Every time
-he wiped the wet from his eyes and looked at the
-steam-gauge, it had climbed down since the time
-before; and however furiously he might heave
-new fuel on to the caking clinkers, that jumping
-index would continue its downward crawl.</p>
-
-<p>The oiled rumbling of the engines slowed, and
-grew more sluggish, and then the ponderous
-cranks took to stopping on a turn, as though to
-gain strength for the next round. But this did
-not go on for long. The donkeyman felt a gentle
-heave of the foot-plates beneath him, and then a
-heel which was not recovered. “And begor!”
-said he, “the bucking old tramp’s tuk the ground
-at last, thanks be!”</p>
-
-<p>He pitched his shovel through a dull glowing
-furnace-door, and turned to where the little Captain
-was lying on the polished foot-plates, holding
-a yellow, flaring slush-lamp before him to see
-through the stifling, dusty gloom.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_153"></a>[153]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Gum!” he exclaimed, “the Old Man looks
-pretty sick. I’ll crane him up in the ash-lift.”</p>
-
-<p>This he did, and took his commanding officer
-into the main cabin, where the air was bright and
-baking, and the mosquitoes were biting like dogs.
-Then, throwing back the lid of the medicine-chest
-(which stood beside the door into the companion
-way), he gazed appreciatively at the rows
-of bottles, unstoppered one or two and sniffed at
-their contents, and then slammed down the lid
-again as a thought struck him.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” he said, “I’m blistered if I do! Red
-Kettle wouldn’t give me physic last time I thought
-I’d like a dose, an’ now I’ll see how he fancies getting
-round on nothing. Fair play’s a jool. I’ll
-just report to the pilot, an’ then turn in.”</p>
-
-<p>The “pilot,” however, when the donkeyman
-had wearily hauled himself on to the upper bridge
-and stood by his side, proved to be so dead asleep
-that no amount of shouting or shaking would
-wake him. Even the flies did not make him
-wince.</p>
-
-<p>“Sor, wake or ye’ll be sunstrook, if ye’re not
-that already. Rouse, sor; I can’t lug ye below,
-an’ I can’t rig an awnin’. I’m too tired to spake
-again; but if yez stay here ye’ll fry like a rasher
-an’ be ate by flies. There’s a whopping skeeter
-in each of yer eyeholes this minut, an’ a kind of a
-locust browsing on the end of yer snout. Listen!<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_154"></a>[154]</span>
-I’m knockin’ wid a boot-toe on yer ribs. Well,
-man, now, if ye won’t listen to reason, it’s just
-leavin’ yez I am to stew in yer own juice.”</p>
-
-<p>The donkeyman clumped heavily back down
-the ladder, and went with weary steps aft along
-the bridge-deck towards his own place. But at
-the break of the deck he paused, spread his grimy,
-shiny elbows on the rail, and indulged in a thin,
-small whistle.</p>
-
-<p>“Now here,” he soliloquized, “we have come,
-as the skipper remarked, up an unbeknown drain,
-to which man’s improvements have not been introjuced,
-and there’s callers turning up already.
-That was the nose of a gaff-taups’l squintin’ between
-those treetops down-stream a minute ago,
-or I’m a Dago. D’ye know, Mr. Sullivan, chief
-of the <i>Port Edes</i>, I’m beginning to think ye’d
-have got better value if ye’d gone cruisin’ off by
-an’ large with the other boys in the lifeboats.
-Thrue, there’s the twenty one-pound notes to
-dhraw, and a daisy of a spree to have if ye can
-get anywhere to have ut; but ye’ve worked that
-wage out already, me son, an’ it rather seems as
-though there’s more laboriousness to follow.”</p>
-
-<p>He yawned cavernously. “’Tisn’t often I’d say
-‘No’ to a bit of a scrimmage, but theatricals are
-not to my taste just now at all. Too much
-overtime ruins the sense of humor.”</p>
-
-<p>He yawned again, and blinked his eyes drearily.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_155"></a>[155]</span>
-“You must turn in now, Mr. Sullivan dear, or
-ye’ll fall down here and be ate alive by the
-skeeters an’ other wild beasts of the forrust; and
-if the explorers who are underneath that white
-gaff-taups’l want to come aboard here and make
-throuble, so far as you’re concerned they’ll be let.”</p>
-
-<p>And with that the donkeyman staggered away
-to his room beneath the poop, sat over the edge
-of his bunk, and was snoring melodiously before
-his head and his heels were on the blanket.</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile, a mile lower down, a small center-board
-sloop was turning to windward up the river,
-but making little headway against the current. A
-negro stood in her fore-scuttle, with his elbows
-on the deck. Two others sprawled on either side
-of him. A big white man lay spread-eagled on
-the top of the coach-roof of the cabin, and another
-stood in the cockpit steering.</p>
-
-<p>Of all the quintette, the man at the tiller was
-the only one who showed signs of energy, and his
-energy had sulphurous anger mixed with it. He
-was a bowed, shambling creature, with one eye red
-and the other missing, with long, hairy, ape-like
-arms, and with a dumb impediment of speech, which
-threw him into paroxysms of temper every second
-time he opened his lips. Once or twice, when his
-malady struck him voiceless in the middle of a
-sentence, the other white man laughed; and then,
-when his tongue served him again, the helmsman<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_156"></a>[156]</span>
-would break off from the text and rap out a
-stream of poisonous cursings.</p>
-
-<p>At last he climaxed these by the only vituperation
-which no American can listen to unmoved,
-and the man on the coach-roof dropped his indolence
-like a flash, and was on him before he could
-resist. The aggressor was lusty, and he shook
-the steersman as a big dog shakes a rat, with
-ponderous wrenches; and because the sloop
-carried a strong weather helm, when the tiller was
-let go, she ran up into the wind with her canvas
-slatting wildly.</p>
-
-<p>“You snake-mouthed little skunk! you’d say
-that to me, would you? I thought I learned you
-once before how far you might go. You’ve had
-one eye gouged for this game less’n a month back,
-and if you fling your twisted, stuttering tongue
-at me any more, by gum, I’ll pocket the other!”</p>
-
-<p>The blacks on the fore-deck chuckled and
-spluttered; but the big man hove an iron bucket
-at them, with curt command to “quit that ye-hawin’,”
-which they did with a yell and a sudden
-veiling of ivory. Then, by an indolent sprawling
-of the arms and legs, he gained his basking-place
-again on the top of the cabin-roof, and once more
-the steersman got the sloop under command.</p>
-
-<p>The next three boards were made in silence, save
-for the creaking of gear when she went about;
-and then the one-eyed man broke out again—</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_157"></a>[157]</span></p>
-
-<p>“You’re sure it wasn’t a Government bo-o-o-at,
-Hank?”</p>
-
-<p>“Government be sugared! She wasn’t the right
-build, to start with. Besides, if Government knew
-this channel at all, you bet it’d be said so in all
-the papers. And <em>she</em> did know it, or she wouldn’t
-have gone buzzing past at six knots without a
-leadsman. Seems to me someone’s split, and
-she’s some darned Britisher come to cut out our
-game for themselves.”</p>
-
-<p>“You tire me. Plume-hunting’s illegal by
-these bub-bub-blessed bird laws, and so’s selling
-whisky to Injuns. As it is, we’ve trouble enough
-to sneak in and out of the ’Glades in this sus-sus-sus-s-s-lip
-of a sloop, so how in snakes d’you
-expect they’d do it in a thousand-ton——”</p>
-
-<p>Here the man’s infirmity blocked his speech
-for a minute. He snarled out: “Oh, I’ve no use
-for a blank puttyhead like you!”</p>
-
-<p>Hank laughed, and put tobacco into his mouth.
-“Go it!” he said—“go it, right close to the end
-if you like; but bring up short of that, or I’ll
-gouge you, sure’s death!”</p>
-
-<p>The steersman grinned a spasm of fury. He
-longed much to use again the unpardonable
-phrase, but he forbore. He felt that his friend
-would be as good as his word. So he ceased
-from speech altogether, and a negro on the fore-deck
-enlivened the silence with the Jordan Hymn,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_158"></a>[158]</span>
-giving full value to every possible shake and
-turn.</p>
-
-<p>A porpoise surged past them, making for the
-open after a day’s fresh-water fishing, and once or
-twice an alligator’s eyebrows and snout showed
-like knots of black wood floating up against the
-current, for this was territory where the skin-hunter’s
-rifle had not scared them altogether into
-night-work. The sloop’s pace up-stream was small
-and it was not till just before nightfall that she
-rounded a cape where high black pines stood up
-like soldiers on parade around the water’s edge,
-and there saw the intruder. The steamer was
-grounded on a sandbank athwart the stream, and
-lay, with a two-foot list, away from the current.
-Not until they were close aboard of her could those
-on the sloop see the gold lettering on her counter.</p>
-
-<p>“B-b-both lifeboats gone! Say, that’s rum!”</p>
-
-<p>“‘<i>Port Edes</i>, of London,’” Hank read. “<i>Port
-Edes</i>? I seem to know that name.” He swung
-his long legs down over the cabin doorway, and
-sat staring at his companion with open-mouthed
-wonder. “Hallo, Nutt!” he said, “what’s
-wrong now! I haven’t seen you wear that kind
-o’ face before. You couldn’t look pleaseder if I’d
-said your rich uncle had gone dead. There’s no
-pards of ours aboard of her, is there?”</p>
-
-<p>The one-eyed man’s face was lit up with an
-unholy joy. “Don’t you know?” he stuttered<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_159"></a>[159]</span>
-out. “The biz was in all the papers. That steamboat
-was bringing out half a million of sovereigns.
-Her port was New Orleans; and she’s got here.
-By gum, I s’pose they think they’re going to
-s-s-steal it all by themselves.”</p>
-
-<p>“Steal? What do you mean?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you idiot! What would they come here
-at all for if it was all right?”</p>
-
-<p>“Who’s they?” inquired Hank.</p>
-
-<p>“I gug-gug-guess we shall know that soon,” returned
-the one-eyed man grimly. “Hi, you
-niggers there, forward! I s’pose you got razors
-hid somewhere in yer pants?”</p>
-
-<p>“Say,” drawled his friend, “you’d mebbe
-better go slow over this deal, Mr. Billy Nutt.
-The steamer does look asleep, but if you start
-making your self ugly too soon, somebody may
-wake up and pull off guns at us.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve been mum-mum-missed before.”</p>
-
-<p>“So’ve I, sonny. That’s why there’s all the
-more chance of being hit now. You go slow,
-Billy Nutt; just go slow. If they see that ugly
-face of yours and hear you talk, somebody’ll
-shoot, sure’s death.”</p>
-
-<p>“Shoot or no shoot,” retorted the man at the
-tiller, “I’m going to have some of their plunder
-before a dozen hours are over, or else be a deader.
-I never had a chance like this in all my life before,
-and I’ll never geg-geg-get another.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_160"></a>[160]</span></p>
-
-<p>“You bet not,” agreed his friend. “Nor’ll I.
-That’s why I’ll stand in with you over this deal
-down to the last chip. I guess it’s the one soft
-thing I’ve been looking for all through a lifetime.
-I thought once I was going to make my pile out
-of breaking Monte Carlo. Then it was a corner
-in pork. Then we tried to stick up a mail train
-and raid the dollars out of the express car. But
-all these operations kinder weakened when it
-came to the point. I s’pose we didn’t put
-enough jump into them. But we’ll not get
-euchred for want of that here. No, siree. You
-and me, Billy Nutt, ’ll either come out topside
-over this deal, or else die in our boots. You
-hear me. I reckon,” he added, in a lower voice,
-“we can count well on the niggers, too. They’re
-not exactly a camp-meeting crowd. They’re
-toughs that a racket like this’ll suit as nat’ral as
-chicken-stealing.”</p>
-
-<p>He bent forward over the coach-roof and communicated
-the scheme to the negroes in a few
-words. The mobile African faces changed like
-children’s. They became savage and animal-like.
-The fellow who but a short while before had
-carried such a look of touching devotion as he
-trolled out the Jordan Hymn, ceased almost to
-be human. In a flash he had turned to a lustful,
-savage beast, with glinting yellow eyeballs, gripping
-a razor with one black paw and ready to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_161"></a>[161]</span>
-grapple anything with the other. The veneer of
-American civilization had slid from him like some
-tattered wrap. He was a fitting specimen of the
-most dangerous “made” race of which this
-world can at present boast.</p>
-
-<p>Even Hank was half alarmed at the furies he
-had unchained. “See here, fellows!” he said,
-as an after-thought. “Just take care which way
-you run when we get aboard that steamer, and
-don’t get foul of Billy Nutt and me. If you try
-any of your blame’ nigger carving games on us,
-I guess you’ll turn into cold meat quicker’n you
-can wink. Nutt and me are the handiest men
-with guns in this section of Florida.”</p>
-
-<p>“All right, boss; no shirt!” said he of the razor.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I was just telling you,” returned the
-big man. “And now, quiet, all hands. If we
-can slip aboard without anybody hailing us, it’ll
-be healthier for us, whatever it may be for other
-people.”</p>
-
-<p>Once more the noises of the forest, and the occasional
-creaking of the sloop’s gear, made up the
-only sounds; and from beyond the western treetops
-the brazen sun took a final glare at them before
-it dived to rest for the night. The negro
-who had been singing the hymn sat on the fore-deck,
-and stropped a razor on the bare sole-leather
-of his foot. The two white men re-charged their
-revolvers.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_162"></a>[162]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XV">CHAPTER XV.<br />
-<span class="smaller">RESULTS IN LONDON.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>“How awfully ghastly!” said Amy Rivers.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Fairfax; “those anarchist people
-ought to be shot down like dangerous wild beasts
-whenever they open their mouths! Think of it!
-not only a fine ship, but half a million in specie,
-blotted out of existence by this murderous bomb!
-It will come fearfully heavy on some of the underwriters.
-There will be a black pay-day at
-Lloyd’s when they settle up over this. You
-never saw such excitement as there is in the City.
-Papers were selling at half a crown apiece!”</p>
-
-<p>“And is it certain that poor Mr. Onslow is
-drowned?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m afraid, practically so. The two lifeboats
-were picked up next morning, and their crews
-taken into Mobile. When they came to count
-heads it was found that the captain and Onslow
-and one of the engine-room hands were missing.
-In the hurry of the escape they seem to have got
-into neither lifeboat. The telegram says that no<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_163"></a>[163]</span>
-other boat would have lived a minute in the sea
-that was running at the time, even if one had been
-lowered. And the mate, who writes, does not
-think that this was even attempted, because the
-<i>Port Edes</i> sank before the two lifeboats had driven
-out of sight. We had a private cablegram at the
-office before I left, and that told how other steamers
-crossing that part of the Gulf had been on
-the look-out, but up to then not even so much as
-a scrap of wreckage had been sighted. So I fear
-it is past a doubt that she sank like a stone in
-deep water, and took those poor fellows down
-with her.”</p>
-
-<p>“It is horribly sad, especially when one remembers
-what I heard this morning, Hamilton. The
-girl Mr. Onslow went wild about six years ago is
-out in Florida this minute, and free. Duvernay,
-the man she married, died six months ago of
-malarial fever. You know Mr. Onslow was engaged
-to her just after he left Cambridge and
-went as an <i lang="fr">attaché</i>, and was desperately fond of
-her, as I imagined he could be; and when her
-people forced her into marrying the other fellow,
-he threw up his post and wandered into all the
-most out-of-the-way corners of the earth to try
-and forget things. What makes me so interested
-is this: I’ve just found out that she was a Miss
-Mabel Kildare before she was married, and when
-I was a child I used to know her sister Elsie very<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_164"></a>[164]</span>
-well indeed. In fact, I believe we were some sort
-of cousins, and for half a year we had the same
-governess together, and were as intimate as two
-children could be. Then her sister married Mr.
-Duvernay, who had a colonial appointment, and
-Elsie went with them abroad, and we dropped
-completely out of touch with one another.
-Strange, isn’t it, that I should hear of her again
-the same day that brings news of poor Mr. Onslow’s
-death?”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a small world this,” said Fairfax, sententiously,
-“and coincidences are the commonest things
-in it. I suppose in a novel the pair of them ought
-to have come together, and forgiven the past, and
-married, and settled down in a villa residence
-with ivy and clematis attachment, and lived happily
-ever afterwards. Unfortunately, real life is
-balder and far less romantic.”</p>
-
-<p>“You seem out of spirits,” said his <i lang="fr">fiancée</i>,
-linking her fingers over his arm.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose I am. To begin with, this <i>Port
-Edes</i> business isn’t calculated to enliven one; and
-then, on the top of that, I’ve had another taste
-of your blessed guardian’s business methods,
-which has nearly sickened me out of the office
-altogether. You know about this ‘Brothers
-Steamship Company’ which he is trying to float?
-Well, we had a preliminary meeting to-day—quite
-a thousand people, and all, comparatively<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_165"></a>[165]</span>
-speaking, poor. They were, for the most part,
-the gang he preaches to on Sunday, with a sprinkling
-of skippers out of work, and other sea-faring
-folk who had saved a trifle of money.</p>
-
-<p>“Shelf commenced the business with prayer,
-which is right enough at its proper time, but
-struck me as being particularly out of place there.
-The audience, however, groaned approval, and
-their confidence in the man seemed to be strengthened.
-He followed this up with a clever speech
-about the profits to be made out of the modern
-sea-carrying trade, and enlarged upon the notorious
-fact that the losses of the business largely
-arose from the lack of interest on the part of the
-ship-masters and other officers. This last, he said,
-would be entirely removed in the Brothers S. S.
-Co., because, by the articles of association, no
-man would hold a responsible position on any
-one of their vessels who was not an actual shareholder
-of the company. And then he pointed
-out that there was an eight per cent. dividend
-guaranteed on preference stock, and a certain
-fifteen or eighteen per cent. on the ordinary, and
-wound up with another dose of cant. The company,
-he said, would not be alone content with
-earning income for its bond-holders; it would
-have as its equal object the spreading of the Gospel
-and the civilization of England to the uttermost
-parts of the globe.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_166"></a>[166]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Then the meeting cheered and amenned, and
-wrote out an application for 10,000 £5 shares then
-and there in the room on forms which were handed
-round; and down your blessed guardian went on
-his knees again, and prayed for grace to bless his
-efforts; and when the poor fools dispersed, Mr.
-Theodore Shelf and I drove back to the offices.</p>
-
-<p>“‘Look here,’ I said to him; ‘you’ve put me
-down on the directorate of this thing with a salary
-of £1000 a year. I want to resign.’</p>
-
-<p>“‘What on earth for?’</p>
-
-<p>“‘Oh! Shall we say I haven’t sufficient loose
-money to take up enough shares?’</p>
-
-<p>“‘But,’ he said quickly, ‘you needn’t take up
-many. You can draw your first quarter’s salary
-and pay that back to the company’s bankers on
-your first call. That will qualify you.’</p>
-
-<p>“‘No,’ I said, ‘I’m not going to do that. I’m
-going to be mixed up with this new company in
-no degree whatever. Flatly, I don’t believe in
-the thing one bit. It’s a notorious fact that
-freights are so low just now that thousands of tons
-of shipping is laid up because it can’t be run at a
-profit; and if you put more in commission,
-freights will tumble down still lower.’</p>
-
-<p>“‘You speak from your ignorance,’ he said. ‘I
-should remind you that I am by far an older man,
-and have a much deeper experience. The business
-of Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf is a lasting<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_167"></a>[167]</span>
-monument of what my humble talents can accomplish,
-and you will some day see for yourself
-the newer company on an equal footing. Did
-you not notice what enthusiastic confidence in its
-prosperity those humble friends of mine showed
-this afternoon?’</p>
-
-<p>“‘A fat lot they know about the shipping business,’
-said I. ‘In the mood you worked them up
-to, they’d have believed in an advertising stock-broker’s
-circular if only there were a text at
-the head of the page.’</p>
-
-<p>“Shelf pulled the check-string, and his brougham
-stopped against the kerb. ‘Mr. Fairfax,’
-said he, ‘your attitude pains me. Let us part
-here for the time, and let us both pray that when
-next we meet you may be in a more Christian
-mind.’ Whereupon out I stepped, and came
-along here to Park Lane. Amy dear, I don’t
-like the look of things at all. The other business,
-the ‘Oceanic Steam Transport Company,’
-as it is called officially, is by no means in a healthy
-condition, and, remembering that, it seems to
-me that starting this new company is something
-very nearly approaching a swindle. I believe that
-Theodore Shelf is finding out that he is in low
-water, and is getting desperate.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know about the last,” replied the girl,
-thoughtfully; “but as for being in low water,
-there I think you are wrong. Every week here<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_168"></a>[168]</span>
-they seem to spend more money than they did
-the week before. Mrs. Shelf was at a picture sale
-yesterday, and bought two old masters at four
-thousand guineas apiece, and it isn’t likely she’d
-throw away that sum on what is absolutely and
-entirely a luxury unless money were pretty plentiful
-with her.”</p>
-
-<p>“It can’t go on at this pace,” said Fairfax.
-“I know what the limits of the business are, and
-I’m certain it can’t stand the drain on them which
-all this gorgeousness must entail. Last year the
-profits were almost nil, and yet did Mrs. Shelf retrench
-at all? Not a bit. She goes in for more
-and more display every week she lives. This
-pace must bring about a wreck, and if the ‘Oceanic
-Steam Transport Company’ goes down, it is
-an absolute certainty that this new ‘Brothers
-Company’ will be swamped with it.”</p>
-
-<p>“And then?”</p>
-
-<p>“More than a thousand poor people, for the
-most of them old, will find that the savings of a
-lifetime have vanished into nothingness before
-their eyes. It is an awful thing even to think such
-a suspicion against a man; but the idea is growing
-upon me, and Theodore Shelf saw what I
-thought when he showed me out of his brougham
-this afternoon.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then what,” asked the girl in a horrified whisper,
-“will you do?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_169"></a>[169]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Nothing. What can I do? To breathe a
-word of it aloud would be a libel; and if I did
-not get sent to jail, they would pack me off to
-Hanwell as a malicious madman. Shelf’s name
-is as good as a banknote in the City this day, and,
-for everybody’s sake, I trust that I have wronged
-him foully, and that it may always continue so.
-But, Amy dear, I have a heavy foreboding on me
-that in less than half a year’s time there will be a
-mob of wretched people shooting themselves or
-going to the workhouse because he has ruined
-them, and they haven’t the pluck or the thews
-left to commence life afresh.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_170"></a>[170]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVI">CHAPTER XVI.<br />
-<span class="smaller">FOR THE BIRTHDAY LIST.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf was a <i lang="fr">gourmand</i> of the
-first water. He preached most violently against all
-people who drank to excess, and seemed scarcely
-to discriminate between these and other people
-who were decorously moderate. He included
-them all in one sweeping anathema, and rammed
-home his charges with countless texts always once
-a Sunday, and usually on several weekdays as well.
-He was a powerful exhorter in his own particular
-narrow groove, was Mr. Theodore Shelf, and a vast
-number of people believed in him, and put out
-their savings to usury under his directions.</p>
-
-<p>But he was, as I say, a <i lang="fr">gourmand</i> of note. He
-paid his <i lang="fr">chef</i> £300 a year, and would have thought
-himself permanently injured in constitution if his
-truffles by accident happened to be English, and
-not from Perigord Forest. He over-ate himself
-habitually, and made no particular disguise about
-it. There is no influential society to make a national
-sin of bestial over-feeding, or otherwise Mr.
-Theodore Shelf would doubtless have posed as<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_171"></a>[171]</span>
-an ascetic in public, and—kept biscuits and a jar
-of <i lang="fr">foie gras</i> beside the brandy-bottle in the safe.
-There wasn’t a man in England who knew better
-how to get the votes of his clique, and their influence,
-and the handling of their money. There
-was not a man in Europe less inclined to mortify
-the flesh or undergo exertion without adequate
-return.</p>
-
-<p>He was not a vastly clever man, if one came
-to add him up. He had climbed from a humble
-clerkship to a very giddy eminence by the nice
-exercise of three strong faculties. He had great
-discrimination, he was a quick thinker, and he
-was brilliantly unscrupulous.</p>
-
-<p>When he saw a move that would eventually
-pay him, he had the wit to single it out in an
-instant from a thousand others, and decide on
-the road which led to his own personal profit.
-Then he disregarded the sneers of the well-dressed
-crowd—rather courted them, in fact,
-when they enabled him to pose as a martyr—and
-went in for the project heart, tongue, and
-soul. He could put such beautiful unction into
-the performance that even the most bigoted of
-the enemy never thought of questioning his own
-personal sanctity; and meanwhile the great
-earnest mob of his followers were chorusing the
-man’s praises with fervor and fanatical zeal.</p>
-
-<p>It has been stated that Mr. Theodore Shelf was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_172"></a>[172]</span>
-a man entirely wanting the saving salt of humor.
-But this I think is wrong. When he was alone
-he would take George on his knee, and whisper
-in that small animal’s ear, and call up a sardonic
-expression amongst the smug, sanctimonious lines
-of his face that was not carried there in outer
-life. At times, too, he would even laugh—a new,
-gleeful laugh; far different from the saintly reproving
-smile which was the only sign of mirth
-that ever illuminated his features before a more
-talkative confidant. But then George was taciturn;
-he could express whole pages by one
-quick pucker of the nose and half a tail-wag; and
-he was never known to gossip. Perhaps it was
-because he made such a prodigiously safe confidant
-that Mr. Theodore Shelf was so fond of
-George.</p>
-
-<p>In social standing George was not a gentleman.
-Nature had intended him for the professional
-extinction of rats, and given him a preternatural
-gutter cleverness. Fate had him surrounded
-with affluence and regular meals. The pursuit of
-rats was forbidden him; battles with canine acquaintances
-were discouraged; and his one dissipation
-was sneaking away from his residence and
-making love to the barmaid in an adjacent public-house
-in return for biscuits and sugar. As a
-general result he waxed portly, and could look
-upon most kinds of rascality with a lenient eye,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_173"></a>[173]</span>
-and perfectly understood why Mr. Shelf’s private
-brandy-bottle lodged in retirement from the public
-view.</p>
-
-<p>Now, Mr. Theodore Shelf’s dinner parties—as
-sent up by the inventive and excellent <i lang="fr">chef</i> aforesaid—were
-celebrated all over London, which,
-despite all the charges laid against it by Continental
-neighbors, is a city which does contain some
-people who appreciate the exquisite in food.
-Shelf, who despised no means of furthering his
-material interests, naturally traded upon his celebrity
-in this matter, and distributed his dinner
-invitations with a keen eye to some adequate
-return. But he was usually content to leave the
-actual making-up of all parties to his wife. He
-could quite trust her in this matter. She was
-not likely to expend a single cover uselessly.
-She had a wonderfully nice appreciation of the
-main chance. A clever woman, Mrs. Shelf.</p>
-
-<p>On the night of the day that the Brothers
-Steamship Company was floated she had arranged
-a dinner-table at her house which is destined to
-live down through time. There was a great
-Cabinet Minister present, who, as the chief guest,
-took her down to dinner; and there was also in
-the room the Ambassador from one of the greater
-Continental Courts, with whom the Minister had,
-after dinner, ten minutes of quiet, informal talk
-in the corner of the drawing-room. That talk laid<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_174"></a>[174]</span>
-the groundwork of a certain international agreement,
-afterwards elaborated, which has never yet
-been made public. But some day it will be
-sprung upon Europe with a crash, and a whirlwind
-of wonder; and then the papers will refer to
-Mrs. Theodore Shelf’s dinner-table as a manufactory
-of history.</p>
-
-<p>Be it confessed, however, that Mrs. Shelf had
-not asked the two to meet through any high-minded
-wish to better the Empire. She was
-singularly untrammeled by patriotism of that
-variety. The principal Power whose betterment
-she had at heart was the House of Shelf, as consisting
-of husband and self; and when she sat
-down at the head of her table, and watched the
-great Minister next her unfold his napkin, she
-made up her mind to do great deeds that night.</p>
-
-<p>She did not rush headlong to the attack. She
-had prepared her ground skilfully, and knew how
-to play her game with due deliberation. On the
-other side of the Minister was Amy Rivers—a
-bright, sprightly personage, of whom he was extremely
-fond, and to whose conversation his hostess
-cleverly dismissed him before they were halfway
-through the <i lang="fr">hors d’œuvres</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Oysters <i lang="fr">à la Sibérienne</i> followed, and as the
-great man was selecting the plump natives he
-fancied from their tray of ice, he turned round to
-Mrs. Shelf, as though to engage in talk with her.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_175"></a>[175]</span>
-But her time was not yet ripe. The Minister was
-a professed <i lang="fr">gourmet</i>, and the wines that night
-were the best the world could produce. Theodore
-Shelf made no objection to these. He professed
-to abstain from wines himself, but he provided
-them for others, as he did billiards. And Mrs.
-Shelf trusted that the glorious vintages would
-sweep the austerity from the Minister’s soul.</p>
-
-<p>The Minister sipped his Chablis, and his eye
-kindled.</p>
-
-<p>“I shouldn’t like,” he said to Amy Rivers, “to
-be a poor man, and not know people, and not go
-out anywhere. The sweets of life are its pleasant
-surprises. That’s the best wine of its name in
-England this minute.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am not,” replied Miss Rivers, “going to
-talk food with you. If you want that, you must
-shout down the table at Mr. Shelf.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, youth, youth!” said the Minister, “how
-much you miss! At one time I thought Dublin
-porter an excellent tipple to drink with my
-oysters; and as for you, my dear, you don’t
-trouble your head about it at all. I used to think
-I’d like to marry you, supposing Heaven made
-me single again. But now——”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, I suppose, I shall have to put up with
-Hamilton Fairfax, as arranged. Well, there are
-worse fates.”</p>
-
-<p>“You seem to bear up under it wonderfully.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_176"></a>[176]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Don’t I? You can come to the wedding, if
-you’ll promise not to look too woebegone.”</p>
-
-<p>“I sha’n’t come. I shall send you an inexpensive
-present with black edges to it.”</p>
-
-<p>“So long as it isn’t <i lang="fr">entrée</i> dishes. We’ve tons
-of them already. I thought I’d mention it, because
-one knows how your tastes lie.”</p>
-
-<p>The great man squeezed lemon on to the last
-of his oysters, and ate it with a satisfied nod of
-the head.</p>
-
-<p>“Date fixed?” he asked. “If it is, break the
-sad news to me gently. Don’t be too cruel.”</p>
-
-<p>“The date’s fixed within limits. We’ve bought
-a place to live in: and, if it’s ready, we shall be
-married the day I come of age.”</p>
-
-<p>“Bought a place, have you? Come, this looks
-like business. Where is it? Got a good cook?
-Any shooting? Going to ask me down? Because,
-if you do, I’ll come and teach you how to
-make me comfortable.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I believe you could do that last. Those
-papers which don’t call you the Pope of Politics
-every morning, say you’re the most incapable
-man in Britain in most matters; but I never
-heard that the most vicious of them ever accused
-you of living in discomfort. You’ve a wonderful
-knack of looking after yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>“Haven’t I? Don’t spoil your health with
-salted almonds; nibble one of these Riviera<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_177"></a>[177]</span>
-olives. Life is made for suiting your own tastes
-as much as possible, and, where practical, making
-your neighbors pay for them. Why isn’t Fairfax
-here to-night? Are we all too big for him?”</p>
-
-<p>“Hamilton is away on business, looking after
-the place we’re going to buy in Kent. I shall see
-him later. But just now I’m having a holiday,”
-said Miss Rivers. “I wanted to flirt with you.
-You’re safe and amusing—amusing, that is, when
-you keep off the <i lang="fr">menu</i>. Where are you going to
-after here to-night?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, to a horrible political thing, where we
-shall all be good, and talk humbug, and be bored
-to death. If I hadn’t chanced to be in the Cabinet,
-I should probably have gone to see a prize-fight.”
-His eye traveled down the table to where
-Theodore Shelf was looking saintly, with his head
-on one side, and washing his large white hands
-with invisible soap. “I’d chance it, my dear, and
-go, if I thought I could manage to meet——”</p>
-
-<p>Amy Rivers had followed his glance. She
-turned to him with a demure smile.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” she said, “who?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, just one or two of my colleagues on the
-same side of the House. Hang it all, Amy, the
-fellows can’t always be what they set up for in
-front of their clients.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Rivers laughed.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a bold, bad lot,” she said. “I know<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_178"></a>[178]</span>
-I shall see you in the police-court one of these
-days for breaking lamp-posts, or running away
-with a hansom cab. There’s a vein of wickedness
-in you that’s completely thrown away in a Cabinet
-Minister.”</p>
-
-<p>His lordship grinned, and turned to Mrs. Shelf.
-He admired Mrs. Shelf because she was an extremely
-handsome woman. He rather dreaded
-her just now, because he knew she wanted something
-out of him. And he had to talk to her because
-it was policy to do so.</p>
-
-<p class="tb">The complete Art of Spreading Butter is not
-one to be mastered by everybody. In the lower
-grades it is easy: any one can tickle a fool. But
-when the subject has wallowed in all the cleverest
-kinds of flattery for many years of his life,
-then it is a different matter. If you set about
-your work in a clumsy way, he begins at once to
-mildly hate you. If you only half do it, the man
-is resentful because he has not received his due.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Shelf avoided the pitfalls. The great
-Minister stayed suspicious—she could not alter
-that—but she put him in a most excellent humor
-with himself; and the dinner was surpassing good.
-He took kümmel and cognac for his liqueur, and
-she watched an ecstasy flicker to his face as he
-drained the little glass. The hum of the talk
-rose high in the room, and her voice met his ear<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_179"></a>[179]</span>
-alone. He heard her asking that Theodore Shelf
-might be elevated to the House of Lords.</p>
-
-<p>He put the glass to the table, still holding
-the stem between his fingers. He looked at it
-thoughtfully, shaking his head the while.</p>
-
-<p>“My husband is a power you can’t neglect,”
-she continued. “He always votes straight for
-your party.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, he is <em>one</em> of us,” the Minister admitted
-softly, with a gentle emphasis on the numeral.</p>
-
-<p>“So far. But he has his principles to consider.
-He might find it necessary, from the dictates of
-his conscience, to separate himself from you on
-one or two matters in the next session. I’m
-afraid his following would go with him. You
-know he has vast influence with a certain class.”</p>
-
-<p>The Minister stretched out lazy fingers, and took
-a saltspoon, and made two little neat heaps of
-salt on the table-cloth; and, after consideration,
-added a third.</p>
-
-<p>“Pooh!” said Mrs. Shelf, “there are five certain,
-and I could tell you their names if you didn’t
-know them already. My husband makes six.
-That counts twelve votes on a division. But, of
-course, the Government is strong enough to
-stand it.”</p>
-
-<p>The Minister thoughtfully built four salted
-almonds into an arch, and piled two more at the
-back of them. “Cave!” he murmured, and then<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_180"></a>[180]</span>
-with a tap of the finger sprawled them on the
-table-cloth. “There’s nothing certain in this
-life,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“There are caves and caves; and some bring
-down Governments. My husband and his followers
-are extreme men, and, as I have heard you say
-yourself, there is no class of creature so resolute
-and bigoted as a fanatic. If once an extreme
-man makes up his mind, all the argument on
-earth will not change him. But perhaps you
-don’t mind a dissolution? Perhaps you’ve done
-so well, and passed so many popular measures
-since you’ve been in power, that you’d like to
-meet the country at once?”</p>
-
-<p>The Minister grinned like a man in pain. “A
-knighthood,” he said, “is a very fascinating thing.
-It is the reward of the faithful. I think—I say
-I think—I could lay my hands upon one spare
-knighthood, and might give it away if I saw an
-adequate return.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Shelf smiled amusedly at the diamonds on
-her comely wrist.</p>
-
-<p>“A knighthood? That’s the thing City men
-have, isn’t it, when they make money by selling
-patent mousetraps, or happen to be Lord Mayors,
-or something like that? Unfortunately, my
-husband would not qualify for a knighthood.
-He is not a small pedler. His—what shall I
-say?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_181"></a>[181]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Operations are more extensive?”</p>
-
-<p>“Precisely. He does things on a fine scale.
-For instance, he has, as I said, at this very
-moment twelve votes at his command, which
-might make a very considerable difference on a
-division. You see, conscience is a great thing
-with him. He could never neglect it. But if he
-was in the Upper House....”</p>
-
-<p>The great Minister could comfortably have
-shuddered. He was a peer himself, and was jealous
-for his caste. But, as it was, he repressed this
-piece of outward emotion, and contented himself
-with saying “No,” quietly, softly, and with entire
-decision. Then, with a swirl of brilliant talk
-there was no arresting, he deliberately changed
-the conversation. Mrs. Shelf submitted. She
-had another card still to play. And until she
-picked up the ladies with her glance, and led
-them away up-stairs, they two spoke of oranges
-from many points of view. They agreed that
-the large tangerines of Majorca were the only
-oranges fit to eat in England, and discussed the
-various means of getting them imported <i>viâ</i>
-Marseilles without suffering them to lose more
-than a fraction of their flavor.</p>
-
-<p>The Minister, fatuous man, thought that she had
-given in to him, and chuckled inwardly at his
-victory, and when the ladies had gone, he turned
-to his next-door neighbor and talked on the ethics<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_182"></a>[182]</span>
-of Irish cock shooting with a light and easy mind.
-But for the next move in the drawing-room he
-was frankly unprepared. He had come to Park
-Lane on the clear understanding that a <i lang="fr">tête-à-tête</i>
-was to be contrived for him with the Ambassador;
-for it is in this way that the great treaties which
-dally with the fate of nations receive their birth-push.
-I do not say that the matter of peace or
-war depended upon that interview; but sufficient
-hung on it to make the great Minister very
-anxious, because he had been deputed by his colleagues
-in the Cabinet to bring this thing about,
-and had solemnly undertaken the charge.</p>
-
-<p>And, lo! the chance of this momentous minute’s
-chat was to be withheld. Mrs. Shelf, calm, clever,
-magnificent, came to his elbow the moment he
-entered the drawing-room, and stayed there. He
-was frosty, he was inattentive, he was almost
-rude, but he could not shake her off. She was
-cool, insistent, fluent. She made him sit on a
-sofa by her side, and laughed almost openly at
-the attempts he made to shake loose from his
-bondage.</p>
-
-<p>At last he broke off in the middle of an aimless
-sentence, and looked her between the eyes. She
-returned the glance most squarely. There was a
-pause between them, and then—</p>
-
-<p>“By the way, baronetcy?” he murmured.</p>
-
-<p>It was nothing on earth to do with what they<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_183"></a>[183]</span>
-had been speaking about the minute previously,
-but the sentence did not require a footnote to
-explain it further.</p>
-
-<p>“H’m!” she said. “When?”</p>
-
-<p>“In the next Birthday List.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thanks. Now you go into the further drawing-room
-and talk to the Ambassador, and I will
-clear the people away. I suppose ten minutes
-will be enough?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ample,” said the great Minister, rising. Then
-he added: “By Jove! you are a clever woman.
-You’re cleverer than your husband.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know I am,” said Mrs. Shelf.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_184"></a>[184]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVII">CHAPTER XVII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">IN THE MATTER OF A TRUST.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>“Mr. Fairfax, sir, to see you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Say that I cannot see him.”</p>
-
-<p>The butler hesitated a moment, and then
-begged Mr. Shelf’s pardon, and hinted that Fairfax
-seemed to have anticipated some such message.</p>
-
-<p>“He said, sir, I was to explain it was on very
-important business, or he would not have called
-so late at night. And he said, too, sir”—here
-the butler hesitated again—“that he <em>must</em> see
-you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tell him——,” Shelf began passionately; but
-there he stopped, and the rest of the sentence was
-lost. Fairfax had walked into the room.</p>
-
-<p>The butler stood his ground, glancing with
-nervous respect from one to the other, till Shelf
-waved him to the door, through which he vanished
-noiselessly, with an apologetic sigh of relief. Then
-the other two faced one another.</p>
-
-<p>“I must say, sir,” the shipowner began, with
-icy politeness, “that after what has occurred between<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_185"></a>[185]</span>
-us this day your intrusion strikes me as
-vastly wanting in taste. Of course, as a Christian,
-it has been my duty to forgive you the injurious
-thoughts which you bore against me; but, as a
-frail human man, I confess to have been so
-wounded by them that the sight of you tempts
-me to the sin of anger afresh. But, perhaps, sir,
-you have come here to express contrition, and to
-ask that I will hand back the resignation of the
-directorate which you so rudely thrust upon me.”</p>
-
-<p>“I have come,” replied Fairfax, shortly, “for
-neither one thing nor the other. I am not calling
-upon you in your City capacity at all. I want to
-speak with you in your position of trustee to the
-lady whom I am now shortly going to marry.”</p>
-
-<p>“She has sent you?”</p>
-
-<p>“She is perfectly aware of my errand. A property
-in Kent has suddenly come into the market
-which will go for a comparatively low sum for
-cash down. I have been spending the day examining
-it, and meanwhile my solicitor has been
-going through the deeds. The place will suit us
-to the ground, and the title is as clear as could be
-wished for.”</p>
-
-<p>“So you wish to buy this property with your
-wife’s money?” Shelf asked with a sneer.</p>
-
-<p>“I am not disguising from myself the fact that
-Amy is an heiress. At the same time, I am not
-altogether a pauper myself. But I don’t think<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_186"></a>[186]</span>
-we two need go into that part of the money question,
-Mr. Shelf. As a point of fact (as you know
-quite well), she and I first met one another abroad,
-and fell in love, and got engaged without knowing
-a single word about our mutual outlook, social or
-financial. The point here is that Amy wants to
-become part purchaser in this Kent property with
-myself, and on her behalf I come to you for the
-formal permission. You know by the terms of
-her father’s will she was to have all her wishes
-with regard to the property taken into consideration
-after she reached the age of twenty-one, but
-was still to be under the semi-guidance of the
-trustees till she reached her twenty-third birthday.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am only one of the trustees,” said Shelf.
-“You must arrange to bring my co-trustee up to
-meet me, and then I will talk the matter over
-with him.”</p>
-
-<p>“I have called on that reverend gentleman before
-I came to you,” said Fairfax, “and he quite
-meets with mine and Amy’s views. He will come
-up to town and see you himself in the morning
-at the City office. But in the mean time he sends
-his permission in this letter.”</p>
-
-<p>Fairfax selected a paper from his pocket-book
-and handed it to Mr. Shelf. “I suppose you recognize
-the signature,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>Shelf started, the paper rustling between his<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_187"></a>[187]</span>
-large white fingers. He had a sentence on the
-end of his tongue, but with an effort he swallowed
-it. Then, with a frown and a quick catching of
-the breath, he turned to the letter and read it
-through. As it chanced, Fairfax had seen that
-momentary look of disquiet, and being a young
-man of some penetration, he argued down to the
-reason of it. “Why,” he asked himself, “should
-the old hypocrite be upset when I ‘supposed he
-recognized his co-trustee’s handwriting?’ I’m
-bothered if I can see any definite reason, but
-there must be something pretty fishy somewhere.
-Theodore Shelf is not the man to let slip that
-kind of nervousness without some very excellent
-cause. I’m beginning to think that those of Amy’s
-interests which are in his hands will be none the
-worse for being a little looked after.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf glanced up from the letter.
-“Of course you understand,” he said, “that I
-cannot act upon an informal communication like
-this? My co-trustee is a most excellent Christian,
-but, I regret to say, a bad man of business.”</p>
-
-<p>“Pernicious, to say the least of him. He
-seems to have the flimsiest notion of the use of
-paper and signatures. Still, he means entirely
-well, and that is why I do not want to worry him
-unduly. So, with permission, Mr. Shelf, and to
-take the burden of details off your shoulders as
-well as off his, I will instruct my own solicitor to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_188"></a>[188]</span>
-see to all the preliminaries as to which stock will
-bear selling out of best.”</p>
-
-<p>“You take it for granted,” said the shipowner
-sourly, “that I shall not put my veto on this
-scheme for spending my ward’s money.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why should you? You have given your consent
-to the marriage, and whatever may be
-your personal feelings towards me, at any rate,
-you like her. She wishes to marry me, and intends
-to do that anyway; she wishes for this estate,
-and I do not see that you have any reasonable
-grounds for refusing to gratify her wish; besides,
-as an investment, the thing is as good as a first
-mortgage or Three per cent. Corporation Stock.”</p>
-
-<p>“There are many grave objections to this
-course,” said Shelf.</p>
-
-<p>“Then, perhaps,” said Fairfax, “you will tell
-me what they are?”</p>
-
-<p>“I do not see that I am called upon to do anything
-of the kind.”</p>
-
-<p>“There we differ. Moreover, Mr. Shelf, you
-force me to a very unpleasant conclusion.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what, sir, might that be?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, this,” said Fairfax, with a significant
-stare: “You’ve got that money so—shall we
-say, securely—locked up, that it isn’t readily
-available for this new investment.”</p>
-
-<p>“You are talking like a child,” said Mr. Shelf,
-noisily.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_189"></a>[189]</span></p>
-
-<p>“I am talking like a plain business man,” Fairfax
-retorted, “who intends to take reasonable
-care of his future wife’s property. I think that
-will explain my views; and, as nothing more
-need be said on that matter, I will leave you.
-The other trustee will call upon you at midday
-to-morrow, and I shall make it my duty to accompany
-him. So, for the present, sir, <i lang="fr">au revoir</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>Fairfax left the room, and Mr. Theodore Shelf
-lay back in a swivel writing chair. Mechanically
-his fingers stretched out and dallied with a book
-which lay on the table. It was a Bradshaw.
-Once, indeed, he opened it, and turned up the
-pages of the express service between London and
-Southampton; and, for a full half-hour held it
-with his finger as a page-marker; but at the end
-of that time he flung the book savagely across
-the room, and stood up with clenched fists and
-the veins standing out of his forehead.</p>
-
-<p>“Amy may thank Fairfax for saving her property,”
-he muttered, “and a thousand people will
-curse him for doing it. I believe I’m a fool not
-to bolt now with what I’ve got, because nothing
-short of a miracle can bring me up again. Still,
-there’s the money subscribed by those poor
-wretches for this new company yet in hand,
-and that will stave off the immediate present.
-There’s just a chance that Onslow’s <i lang="fr">coup</i> may be<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_190"></a>[190]</span>
-realized on in time, and, if that comes off, I’m all
-right again. And if it doesn’t, there’s the estançia
-on the Rio Paraguay always ready. Yes,
-George, old chap, that it is. Snug and warm, beyond
-worries, safe from extradition. I’ll risk it.”</p>
-
-<p>The wire-haired terrier was rubbing against his
-leg. He lifted the dog on to the cushion of an
-easy chair, and went to his safe. He took from
-that a bundle of papers, and spread them on his
-writing-table.</p>
-
-<p>They were the trust deeds and other papers
-connected with Miss Amy Rivers’ property.
-Some of them were documents distinctly worth
-locking up, because if the Public Prosecutor
-could have run his eye through the collection for
-one short five minutes, he would infallibly have
-procured for the saintly Mr. Theodore Shelf
-seven complete years of penal servitude.</p>
-
-<p>It is an unpleasant thing to level such a hint
-against so good a man; but a fact or so will show
-solid reason for it. During the two preceding
-years—partly through depression in trade, partly
-through his wife’s broadcast extravagance—Theodore
-Shelf had found himself in desperate straits
-for money. He had raised funds this way and
-that by all legitimate means; had plunged, but
-with evil fortune; and finally had been reduced
-to making his daily income by less reputable
-means. For long he had laid covetous eyes on<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_191"></a>[191]</span>
-the fortune of his late partner, Marmaduke
-Rivers, which was held in trust for the daughter
-by himself and a canon of Winchester; and at
-last, in a moment of desperation, he determined
-to have the use of it. The co-trustee was a man
-who had taken a double-first at Oxford, and apparently
-spent all his life’s energies over the process.
-He had settled down into an amiable
-country parson, who bred prize-bantams, and
-wrote books on Armenian folk-lore. He was extremely
-upright, vastly unsuspicious, and on matters
-of business possessed an ignorance of unusual
-profundity. He respected Theodore Shelf, and
-disliked him with an equal intenseness.</p>
-
-<p>When Shelf made up his mind to tamper with
-the Rivers property, he did not go through the
-formality of asking this good gentleman’s leave
-and permission. He simply forged himself a
-power of attorney, signed it with the excellent
-canon’s name and set to work. Being a man who
-never did anything by halves, he did not take
-two bites at the cherry. He annexed the whole
-of his ward’s property, lock, stock, and barrel, and
-paid in the usual interest to her bankers with
-entire regularity. Humanly speaking, there was
-not a chance of his being found out; and when
-fortune smiled on him again he had every intention
-of repaying to the uttermost farthing what
-he had taken. As has been said, he liked Amy<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_192"></a>[192]</span>
-Rivers extremely, and, if he had not had his
-worthy self to consider, he would have been the
-last person in the world to do her an injury.</p>
-
-<p>And now this pestilent fellow Fairfax must need
-step in, bristling with suspicion, and evidently
-intending to have money or an inquiry. Of
-course, the latter was a thing which Mr. Shelf
-could not stand for one minute. At the first
-glance it would be shown that the trust property
-did not exist in its former state, and that the
-interest had been paid into the bank out of Mr.
-Shelf’s own pocket. And so there were only two
-things which could be done; either bolt forthwith,
-or pay the plundered trust out of some other
-fund, and hope that the Providence which guards
-knaves would pull things straight again. Mr.
-Shelf had chosen to take the latter course, and it
-was the money subscribed by the wretched shareholders
-of the Brothers Steamship Company
-which was alienated by him to make good the
-property of Miss Amy Rivers.</p>
-
-<p>It required not many strokes of the pen to do
-this; but, after restitution had been made, Mr.
-Theodore Shelf commenced coquetting with a
-more delicate piece of business. He desired to
-hide his tracks. It was his wish that, even if the
-worst came, and he had to fly the country as
-a detected swindler, no one should know that he
-had tampered with his own ward’s trust money.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_193"></a>[193]</span></p>
-
-<p>It seems almost laughable that the man should
-have put himself to this piece of pains. In the
-vast sweep of his other ponderous frauds, this
-very natural one might well pass without special
-obloquy from the great shorn public. But it was
-not for the general ruck of his victims that Shelf
-was working then. He had sacrificed a thousand
-(under compulsion) to repay one; and, having
-made repayment, he wanted to cancel the odium
-of robbery. Next to himself and his dog, he
-probably loved Amy Rivers better than anything
-in all the world; and, if the worst came, and he
-had to go, it would be pleasanter for him to think
-that she, at least, would have nothing but kind
-memories of him. She would know quite well
-that he might have included her fortune in his
-other robberies, because Fairfax would tell her
-that, if she did not guess it for herself; and she
-would feel a kindness towards him for his forbearance.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, he would be getting this genial sentiment
-under false pretenses, but that was a trifle
-which counted as nothing to Mr. Theodore Shelf.
-Your true hypocrite deludes no one more perfectly
-and artistically than himself when he sets
-squarely about it.</p>
-
-<p>The time was long past midnight when he had
-finished tampering with the last of the papers on
-his writing-table; and, as he passed the blotting-paper<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_194"></a>[194]</span>
-over his final forgery, he heard the clash
-of the front door in the hall below. Quickly
-bunching the papers together, he put them into
-the safe, locked it, threw himself into an easy
-chair, and picked up a quarto volume of his own
-published sermons. He was serenely reading
-these when his wife sailed majestically into the
-room, with Amy Rivers at her side.</p>
-
-<p>The girl stepped forward, took both of his
-hands in hers, and shook them warmly. “All
-congratulations,” she said. “I’ve only just heard.
-May I call you ‘Sir Theodore’ in advance?”</p>
-
-<p>Shelf let the book slide to the floor, and sat up
-staring first at one and then the other. “I am
-much obliged to you, Amy dear,” he said at last;
-“but, upon my word, I don’t know what you
-mean.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s out!” she said. “Everybody was talking
-about it to-night. You’ll be gazetted in the next
-Birthday List. And not a trumpery knighthood,
-either. You’re to be a full-blown baronet—no
-less.”</p>
-
-<p>Theodore Shelf lay back in his chair with a
-very queer expression on his face. He put his
-white fingers together under his chin, and stared
-curiously at his wife. “Your doing, I suppose,
-Laura?”</p>
-
-<p>“You may thank me for it entirely,” she replied
-with a smiling bow. “I arranged for it here with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_195"></a>[195]</span>
-the Minister; and at the two places where we
-looked in at afterwards, I told the news to three
-of my dearest friends in the very strictest of confidence.
-Consequently, it is all over London to-night,
-and will be in all the papers in England to-morrow.
-Would you like to congratulate me?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll wait,” said the shipowner, “till I see you
-Lady Shelf. The title is not formally given over
-for a fortnight, and between now and then so
-much may happen. Man is but a frail creature.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, for goodness’ sake,” said Mrs. Shelf, disgustedly,
-“don’t cant now. When you are Sir
-Theodore I can’t have you disgracing me by
-preaching and holding forth to those low people
-you used to know. You must cut all that connection.
-Good heavens, Theodore, you can’t like
-it! And there’s really no more to be got out of
-that sort of thing. You’ve used those dreary,
-goody-goody folks, and made your fortune out of
-them, and let that suffice. Now, if you want to
-get on further, you’ve got to pick up with another
-set. Don’t you understand?”</p>
-
-<p>For reply Theodore Shelf burst into a sudden
-wild cackle of laughter.</p>
-
-<p>His wife drew back a step, half-scared. She
-had scarcely ever heard the man laugh once in all
-her life with him; never like that; and she did
-not know what to make of it. But at last he
-stopped and spoke. “You’re a clever woman,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_196"></a>[196]</span>
-Laura, and a handsome one. I’ve never seen
-you look so fine as you do to-night. But you
-are a bit too rapid in some of your movements.
-You’re counting at present that, beyond a doubt,
-the servants will be calling you ‘miladi’ within a
-fortnight, and I suppose you’ll go out to-morrow
-and get a new card-plate engraved. Well, my
-dear, if I were you, I’d wait. A fortnight is
-fourteen days, and in every minute of that time
-something may happen to bring you an appalling
-disappointment. For instance, I may die. Take
-it that the Almighty does make me die, and
-where then comes in the use for your new card-plate?
-There is precedent for creating a baroness,
-I grant you; but I don’t think they are
-likely to manufacture another precedent by making
-you Lady Shelf in your own right if I am
-not at hand to share the dignity.”</p>
-
-<p>A servant came in and announced that Fairfax
-was in the hall below. Amy Rivers said “Good-night”
-hurriedly, and slipped out of the room.
-Mrs. Shelf took up her stand in front of the fireplace,
-flushed with triumph and wrath, and looking
-her superbest. “You are talking the merest
-nonsense, Theodore,” she said, “and before that
-girl, too! Thank goodness, she is practically one
-of the family, and will not gossip. Die, indeed!
-You die! what an absurdity! One would think,
-to hear you, that the world was coming to an end<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_197"></a>[197]</span>
-before the Birthday List is out. Of course you
-will have the baronetcy. There can’t be a doubt
-about it now, thanks to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“What do you want me to say?” Shelf asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, to begin with, in common decency you
-might thank me. If it had not been for my diplomacy
-in this house to-night, you would only have
-had a beggarly knighthood offered, if as much as
-that. You have the chance of making a sensation
-now.”</p>
-
-<p>Shelf stood slowly up, and strode up to the
-hearth-rug and faced her, with his head thrust
-forward and his arms folded across his breast.
-“Yes,” he said slowly, “I have a chance of making
-a sensation—one of the biggest of the century;
-and mostly owing to your efforts. The Lord
-grant that the chance slips away from me! You
-are very beautiful and very clever. But I believe,
-Laura, that you are the devil, sent expressly
-on earth to tempt. You’d better go to bed now,
-and leave me. This is one of the times when I
-am tempted to kill you.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_198"></a>[198]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVIII">CHAPTER XVIII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE PLUME-HUNTERS’ DINNER-PARTY.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>The one-eyed man, Mr. Billy Nutt, and his
-friend and partner, whose name was apparently
-Hank without further attachment, made a livelihood
-by transgressing the laws of the United
-States and supplying a strong demand. Ladies
-of Society wished for egret plumes and other
-feathers for external adornment, and the Seminole
-of the Everglades desired corn whisky for his
-stomach’s sake; and whilst Game Regulations
-forbade collection of the first, Indians’ Protection
-Acts vetoed all distribution of the second. And
-for the transgressor there were distinct and heavy
-penalties.</p>
-
-<p>But, to begin with, States law does not carry
-very far in Florida, which is the home of outlaws;
-and, in the second place, Mr. Nutt and friend
-were both “wanted” on several counts already,
-amongst which unjustifiable homicide ranked
-high; so that they were men entirely reckless,
-and inclined to look upon poaching, and illicit
-whisky peddling to the aboriginal, as the mildest<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_199"></a>[199]</span>
-of mild peccadilloes. Moreover, as in furtherance
-of their business they were extremely well armed,
-and apt to shoot first and reflect afterwards when
-annoyed, they were not persons to be argued
-with by any of the more gentle methods.</p>
-
-<p>The three men on the steamer were in no way
-prepared to receive these dubious visitors—were,
-in fact, completely oblivious of their approach,
-being still chained in the deadest slumber. The
-sun had drooped below the treetops, and already
-the night noises of the forest were beginning—the
-rattle of crickets and toads in the trees, the
-grunting of the bullfrogs in the swamp, the dry
-rustle of the jar-flies, and the warm hum of the
-never-sleeping mosquito. In the darker tree aisles
-there commenced the fireflies’ brief snappings of
-light; and in the black, shadowed water of the
-bayous were other phosphorescent glows, like
-these, only coming from the eyes of some prowling
-alligator.</p>
-
-<p>The sloop ran down her jib topsail, and as the
-iron hanks screamed along the stay a negro trotted
-nimbly out along the flat bowsprit top to secure
-the sail in its gaskets. The wind was dropping
-with the sun, and because the current raced manfully
-down the bight where the stranded steamer
-was lying, the sloop made but a fathom or so to
-the good by every board across the river. The
-one-eyed man danced a barefoot tattoo of fury on<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_200"></a>[200]</span>
-the floorboards of the cockpit at this slowness;
-and his loose-limbed partner, who still sprawled
-on the cabin-roof, chuckled with easy amusement.
-But the breeze held long enough for their purpose.
-They ran up above the steamer, and the
-steam ground their planking against the rust-streaked
-iron. A pair of davit-falls hung down,
-with the blocks weed-covered in the water; and
-overhauling one of these, they made it fast round
-the bitts. Then, swarming up the other fall, the
-whole five of them gained the bridge-deck above.</p>
-
-<p>Instinctively, when once their feet were on the
-warm gray planks, each man, black and white,
-handled his weapon ready to fight or argue as
-might be demanded of him; but no one appeared
-to seek explanation of their presence; and from
-staring about them, they took to staring at one
-another rather foolishly. If one has been expecting
-a brisk game of murder, and one meets with
-empty silence, it rather spoils the sequence of
-ideas.</p>
-
-<p>“Come to think of it,” said Hank in an oppressive
-whisper, “if there’d been an anchor
-watch, they’d have hailed us before we got this
-far. I bet the Old Man’s asleep in the chart-house.
-’Twouldn’t be a bad idea to bottle him.”</p>
-
-<p>He pattered across the deck, right hand inside
-his shirt bosom, pistol gripped in that, and peered
-in through the open door. The place was tenanted<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_201"></a>[201]</span>
-by no living thing larger than flies and
-cockroaches. He drew back half scared by the eeriness
-of it, and then beckoning his mates, headed
-them down the companion ladder, treading like a
-stage conspirator. At the foot, two doors opened,
-one into the alley-way which was empty, the other
-into the main cabin, on the floor of which Kettle
-had been deposited by the donkeyman. But in
-the culminating spasm of his cramp, the little
-captain had rolled away out of sight under the
-table, and so to all appearance this place was
-deserted also.</p>
-
-<p>The men peered about them, and ran aft, poking
-their noses in pantry and galley and engine-room.
-Coming back through the alley-way they
-searched the two mates’ rooms, and found them
-empty; and going out on the iron fore-deck,
-found the forecastle deserted also. Then they
-gathered round that gaping rent where the fore-hatch
-had been, in curious wonder, examining
-the crumpled plates which were yellow with new
-rust, and pointing out to one another the twisted
-stanchions and splintered <i lang="fr">débris</i> below. And
-at this they were engaged when the sun took its
-final dive beneath the waters of the Mexican gulf
-to westward, and the tropical darkness snapped
-down upon them like the shutting of a box.</p>
-
-<p>“Hank,” said the one-eyed man, “this gets
-me. What in snakes have they been doin’ to this<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_202"></a>[202]</span>
-blame’ steamboat, and for why have they gug-gug-gone
-off and left her?”</p>
-
-<p>“Euclid’s out of my line,” said Hank, oracularly.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh you blank puttyhead,” retorted his friend,
-“th-th-ink!”</p>
-
-<p>“You tire me. If they aren’t here they aren’t.
-P’r’aps they’ve gone off and toted the boodle to
-a <i lang="fr">cache</i>. P’r’aps it’s left right here aboard, and
-if it is I guess we shall find it when we want it.
-What I’m on for now’s grub. I hain’t had a
-Christian meal for three months, thanks to this
-new sheriff bustling after us, and I’m about sick
-of mullet and sweet potatoes. But, please our
-luck, we’ll raid their store-rooms here and fix up
-a regular hotel supper for to-night. That’s me.
-Now, come along, fellers.”</p>
-
-<p>The negroes chuckled and crowed, capering
-like children, and went off with the tall man towards
-the galley, and Nutt, after an ineffectual
-attempt to speak (which threw him into a paroxysm
-of fury), presently followed them.</p>
-
-<p>The feast was <i lang="la">sui generis</i>. They found grease,
-baking powder, and flour, and made doughnuts;
-they hotted three tins of Julienne soup; they
-baked a great mass of salt pork on a bedding of
-white beans; they made a stew of preserved
-potatoes, Australian mutton, and <i lang="fr">pâté de foie
-gras</i>; and, as a <i lang="fr">chef d’œuvre</i>, one of the negroes<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_203"></a>[203]</span>
-turned out some crisp three-corned tartlets stuffed
-with strawberry jam. Then Hank, with a lamp
-in one hand, a cylinder of plates in the other, and
-a whole armory of knives and forks bristling
-from his pockets, pattered off to the main cabin
-to lay the table.</p>
-
-<p>At the doorway he stopped, gaping, and because
-the instinct of the much-hunted made his right
-hand slip round to a certain back pocket, the
-plates went to the ground with a crash. In the
-swivel-chair at the head of the table was huddled
-a man, a small man, with a cold cigar bitten tight
-between his teeth, a man so grimy with coal-dust
-that Hank couldn’t have sworn whether the short,
-peaked beard which rested on his chest was black
-or red or prussian-blue.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t you trouble to be polite,” said the
-man in the chair. “I’m mighty glad to see any
-one who can talk, or use a pair of hands.” Here
-he lifted his nose and sniffed the air like a hound.
-“Is that supper you’re cooking?”</p>
-
-<p>“I reckon.”</p>
-
-<p>“Found anything to wash it down with?”</p>
-
-<p>“There was a dozen bottles of beer, but we
-wanted those between whiles, and I guess they’re
-drunk.”</p>
-
-<p>“There should have been more, but I suppose
-my lousy steward has necked them. However,
-this is a big night, and this is the first time I’ve<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_204"></a>[204]</span>
-seen you and your mates, and so I guess champagne’ll
-be good enough for us. There’s a case
-in that end room ready a-purpose for this sort of
-celebration day. Perhaps you’ll fetch it out; I’m
-weak still.”</p>
-
-<p>Hank obeyed, wonderingly, and laid the table,
-and brought on the viands, in which he was assisted
-by Nutt and the blacks.</p>
-
-<p>Then Captain Kettle spoke again.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, look here, friends, I’m not going to sit at
-table with niggers. I take it this isn’t a blessed
-missionary meeting.”</p>
-
-<p>It seemed as though there would be a row. One
-of the blacks stated his intention of taking no
-“sass from that po’ white trash,” and another
-openly drew a razor, and made suggestive motions
-with it through the air.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course,” said Kettle, “if you two gentlemen
-have chucked your color, and care to feed with
-those ornaments, you can do it. Only I’m a
-white man, and have my pride.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s right,” said Nutt. “Picnicking on the
-sloop’s different. But this is a regular hotel supper,
-with napkins and a table-cloth, and I guess
-anything colored ’ud spoil the tone. Say s-s-s-sonnies,
-you mosey.”</p>
-
-<p>“I done cooked most this yer grub,” whined
-he of the razor, “an’ I’se gwine t’eat my belly-load.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_205"></a>[205]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Well, collar what you want to eat till you
-bu-s-s-s.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, but whar’ll we go?”</p>
-
-<p>Nutt looked at Captain Kettle. The little man
-in the swivel-chair gave his African guests full
-leave to go to a place considerably hotter than the
-engine-hold; suggesting the mess-room as an after-thought
-and alternative; whither they betook
-themselves, grumbling. And then the three
-whites commenced their meal.</p>
-
-<p>Kettle unwired a champagne bottle with a fork,
-and poured out three long tumblers of dancing
-froth. “Wine!” said Hank. “Oh, my Jemima!”</p>
-
-<p>“Geg-geg-got any ice?” queried the one-eyed
-man.</p>
-
-<p>“Ice is off,” replied the captain. “Things have
-been that hot this trip it gave up and melted.”</p>
-
-<p>“You seem to got your manners on ice, Mr.
-Billy Nutt,” said his friend. “Now I see an elegant
-hotel meal in front of me, and I’m going to
-make a pig of myself, and be jolly well thankful.
-I hain’t any use for your high-toned sort of canoosering.
-See here, stuff your silly mouth, and
-quit grumbling right now. D’ye hear me?”</p>
-
-<p>His guests ate, and Kettle made small talk for
-them, at the same time playing a good knife and
-fork himself. The food seemed to straighten his
-back and knock the limpness out of him; but
-Mr. Nutt and his friend were lapping their champagne<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_206"></a>[206]</span>
-too industriously to see any significance in
-the change. They were enjoying themselves with
-a gusto to which the ordinary gourmand is a
-stranger. Probably there is nothing on earth so
-nauseating as a severe course of the Floridan
-sweet potato. And, consequently, there is no
-diet so calculated to make one appreciate a more
-generous <i lang="fr">menu</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The meal crept steadily through its courses,
-and the empty bottles grew on the cabin floor.
-No one got drunk. Captain Kettle’s own libations
-were sparing, and the others had each a
-high co-efficient of absorption; still all were exhilarated,
-and ripe for mischief or merriment as
-might befall.</p>
-
-<p>“Say, cap,” said the long man, as he dallied
-with his last strawberry tartlet, “isn’t it so that
-you’ve got this fine steamboat of yours ballasted
-with sovereigns?”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s so,” said Kettle, “or something very like
-that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Your own?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh Lord, no. Just freight consigned to New
-Orleans, and brought here by that blow-up I was
-telling you about. I suppose that you gentlemen’ll
-have no objection to bearing a hand aboard
-o’ me now you are here? I’m a bit short-manned,
-and it ’ud be a pity to let freight like that rust
-for want of fingering.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_207"></a>[207]</span></p>
-
-<p>Hank grinned at his <i lang="fr">vis-à-vis</i>, and then turned
-to the little skipper in the swivel-chair. “No,”
-he said, “I don’t see there’s anything wrong with
-that. I’m afraid, though, if we chipped in we
-couldn’t sign on so far as Noo Orleans.”</p>
-
-<p>“New Orleans be sugared,” cried Captain Kettle.
-“Haven’t I spoke plain enough already?
-Don’t you understand all this racket’s a blessed
-swindle? The steamer’s going to have the name-plate
-on her engines altered, and the label on her
-stern changed, and a different pattern painted on
-her smoke-stacks, and a coat of gray clapped on
-her outside. And then, when she’s so bedevilled
-her own builder wouldn’t know her, we’ll run her
-round to some South American port where the
-least number of questions will be asked, and sell
-her for what she’ll fetch. But only the steamer,
-mark you. I reckon she’s carried the freight far
-enough. That’ll be struck out of her here.”</p>
-
-<p>“You bet,” said Nutt, rubbing his hands.
-“We’ll <i>corral</i> the dollars for you right here till
-you come back. You shall have our niggers to
-s-s-stoke for you, if you can get ’em, and can manage
-’em. But they’re fair toughs. Perhaps you’d
-w-w-weaken when you came to know ’em a bit.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’d handle,” retorted Kettle, “a crew of old
-Nick’s firemen, raw out of hell, if I was put to it.
-Don’t you make any error. I’ve kept my end up
-with the worst crowds a man ever put to sea with.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_208"></a>[208]</span>
-By James!” he went on, with a blow at the table,
-“by James! I’d handle you, Mr. Nutt, if you
-were signed aboard o’ me, till you couldn’t call
-your soul your own.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’d w-w-which?” snarled Nutt, rising in
-his chair.</p>
-
-<p>“Sit, you swine,” said his partner, “and be
-quiet. You tire me. What are you riling the
-gentleman for, just when we were getting so nice
-and friendly with him?”</p>
-
-<p>“You—lemme alone.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll smash your ugly little face in if you don’t
-keep it shut.”</p>
-
-<p>The one-eyed man tried to retort, but his infirmity
-gagged him, and a spasm of wild fury bit
-into all his muscles.</p>
-
-<p>His friend wagged a derisive finger. “There’s
-an image for you, cap. Look at the creature,
-froze like a Chinese potdog; look at him and
-don’t laugh. And, say, just reach me another
-bottle of wine, it will be so good. Thanks, siree.
-I wouldn’t care if I died drinking this. Here’s
-our blessed health. Good old cap; you stick to
-me and I’ll stick to you; and if Mr. Billy Nutt
-can’t swallow his tantrums and join us two gentlemen
-like another gentleman, by Jemima, we’ll
-give him what he’s got for his share, and set him
-adrift in an empty bottle. You hear me, Billy
-Nutt?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_209"></a>[209]</span></p>
-
-<p>“You spup-luttering fool. You boosey,
-drunken puttyhead.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not drunk,” retorted Hank, “but I’m
-merry. Have a sup yourself, and then perhaps
-you’ll be better company.” With which advice
-a liberal heeltap of champagne splashed in Nutt’s
-face.</p>
-
-<p>The man sprang to his feet, glowering like a
-fiend. What followed was completed before a
-watch could tick twice. For once the gift of
-speech did not desert him. The fatal words
-bounced glibly off his tongue, and Hank’s vengeful
-hands shot out. In an instant the pair were
-grappling together, and a gouging thumb did
-its horrid work. Then, tearing himself away,
-eyeless, the lesser man ran screaming blindly into
-the sideboard at the other side of the cabin. His
-friend pitched stiffly forward, and fell face downward
-amongst the dishes, lying there without so
-much as a quiver. He was stone dead. With
-the black-handled knife that had carved their
-baking of pork, Nutt had stabbed him from the
-shoulder down through his heart.</p>
-
-<p>“That saves my cartridges,” said Captain
-Kettle, and took his cocked revolver from where
-it lodged between his knee and the under side of
-the table.</p>
-
-<p>He passed swiftly out through the pantry door,
-and was just in time for what he expected. The<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_210"></a>[210]</span>
-negroes, alarmed by Nutt’s shrieks, were rushing
-from the mess-room to see what had gone wrong.
-He charged and drove them furiously back.
-They turned and ran before him, tumbling over
-one another in their scared haste; and then he
-took up his place in the doorway, threatening
-them with steady weapon and crisp, decisive
-tongue.</p>
-
-<p>“Quick,” he cried, “quick, you scum; unload
-yourselves. Pitch overboard your knives and
-razors and whatever you’ve got, or, by James, if
-a man of you stops to think, I’ll blow his brains
-through the port-hole.”</p>
-
-<p>The negroes obeyed him in sullen, frightened
-silence, and stood with elbows up facing him as
-he covered them. Kettle watched the three with
-steady eye; but his ear was cocked down the
-passage, drinking in every rustle which came from
-the place he had left.</p>
-
-<p>The shriekings of the eyeless man in the cabin
-had given way to groans; and then there came
-the sound of bumps and scratchings, as though he
-were blundering madly about to find something;
-and then the pattering of naked feet as he groped
-his way up the lead-covered steps of the companion.
-So intently did they follow this one
-man’s movements that it seemed to them as
-though all other sounds were hushed, even to the
-never-ceasing hum of the insects.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_211"></a>[211]</span></p>
-
-<p>With awe the listeners held their breath for
-what might come next. But they had not long
-to wait. From the deck above there burst out a
-wild tirade of hate and blasphemy, which ended
-in a shrieking cry of despair and a plunging
-splash; and once more the distant noises of the
-night closed in upon them.</p>
-
-<p>“Nutt,” said Captain Kettle, “is dead, and I’m
-almost sorry. I believe I could have liked that
-man. He’d grit in him, had Nutt, and he
-wouldn’t take cheek from a living soul. Your
-other boss also is dead; killed by Nutt. So
-you’re my niggers now, and will be till I’ve done
-with you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Whord you mean?” one of the captives
-asked, with a whine.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll have to do what niggers were sent in
-the world for, and that’s work. Your fool of a
-government says you aren’t slaves now, and so I
-won’t treat you as such. That is, you’ll be paid.
-But I shall get my money’s worth out of you
-first.”</p>
-
-<p>“I guess this is a free country. You can’t
-make us work unless we choose.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve had that said before to me,” Kettle rejoined
-grimly, “by better men than you—white
-men—and they changed their minds when I got
-to handling them. You’ll see later. But for now
-you’ve got to stay here; and if you get out, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_212"></a>[212]</span>
-I find you rambling, you’ll be shot like crows.
-You quite understand?”</p>
-
-<p>He shut the mess-room door and locked it, and
-once more went to the main cabin. The tall man
-lay exactly as he had fallen, and from underneath
-his neck five tricklets of red spread out across
-the slopped table-cloth, like the fingers of a monstrous
-hand. The lamplight fell also upon other
-smearings of red, where Nutt had groped his way
-round the panelling. Kettle leaned up against
-the rail of the sideboard and wiped his face with
-a napkin. Perspiration had loosened the coal
-dust, and the skin came out white, with only here
-and there a smudge of the old grime.</p>
-
-<p>“Supposing,” he said to himself, “we were
-nabbed now, and there was a trial, who’s to prove
-I didn’t put the pork-knife in that man? Oh
-dear Lord, what a hat it’s getting.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_213"></a>[213]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIX">CHAPTER XIX.<br />
-<span class="smaller">SUBJECTS FOR MATRIMONY.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Miss Kildare gave a shrug to her shoulders.
-“Yes,” she said, “I suppose it is a different me.
-I’ve got my hair done up, and longer skirts, and
-all the rest of it. In fact, like the young person
-in the book, I’ve growed. But I don’t see that
-you have altered much, except that you’re just a
-tiny-iny bit crows-footy about the eyes. You
-haven’t even grown a mustache, as I always
-wanted you to do.”</p>
-
-<p>“Didn’t know I was going to meet you, or I
-might have spared my razor.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wish you’d known, then. But fancy your
-turning up here of all places. It is an extremely
-small world—there’s no doubt about that. Well,
-Pat, as we’ve each said at least twenty times
-apiece how surprised we are to see one another,
-suppose you come out on to the piazza and tell
-me things. We shall have a crowd round us if
-we stay here in the hall much longer.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear child, what things?” asked Onslow,
-laughing. “I’ve been chattering history to you
-ever since I turned up at the hotel.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_214"></a>[214]</span></p>
-
-<p>The girl seated herself in a cool, cane rocker,
-and picked up a palm-leaf fan. “Hundreds of
-things. To begin with, what are people wearing
-in Town just now?”</p>
-
-<p>“In London? Oh, frock coats, rather longer
-than ever, and narrow-stripe trousers, and toppers
-with just twopennyworth of curl in them—not
-more.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I mean the women?”</p>
-
-<p>“Fifteen yards to the skirt, and they’re beginning
-to drape them. The fashionable deformity
-at present is elephantiasis of the biceps—I mean
-gigot sleeves. They start at the ears, and go
-down to the elbows—some of them further.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah,” said Miss Kildare, thoughtfully, “I used
-to have good arms. Not quite as nice as Mabel’s,
-though. But latterly I haven’t been in places
-where evening dress was used. By the way, do
-you dance still?”</p>
-
-<p>“Keen on it as ever.”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the waltz like now?”</p>
-
-<p>“Capering on hot bricks. Heaps more exercise
-to the furlong. People kill themselves at it
-much sooner.”</p>
-
-<p>“Reverse?”</p>
-
-<p>“In the north of England, where they all dance
-well, they’re like the Americans, and go each way
-alternately. In London and the south, where
-most of them waltz vilely, reversing is Aceldama.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_215"></a>[215]</span></p>
-
-<p>“I suppose,” said Miss Kildare, with her eyes
-meditatively following a bronze-green humming-bird
-which was darting about a trumpet-vine on
-the piazza rail, “I suppose we shall have a hop
-here to-night. I shan’t reverse; and when my
-partners ask why, I shall tell them it’s the latest
-thing. One always likes to be as English as possible.
-Tell me something else that it’s toney to
-do.”</p>
-
-<p>“Read nasty novels, written by women you
-wouldn’t sit in the same room with, and then gush
-about them afterwards. That’s a very fashionable
-amusement with the up-to-date young
-women.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ugh, Pat, don’t be a pig. Besides, that
-wouldn’t suit my style a bit.”</p>
-
-<p>“But why want to change, Elsie? Don’t you
-appreciate yourself as you are at present? I’m
-sure other people would.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s blarney.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said Onslow, judicially, “I think it’s
-ordinary fact.”</p>
-
-<p>“Is it really, though? I am glad. You know,
-I’ve thought lately my present stock-in-trade
-wouldn’t pass muster outside Florida. I can
-handle a boat in any weather, and ride anything
-that’s called a horse, and can dance decently in
-American fashion; but I can’t do anything else,
-except perhaps talk, if that counts.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_216"></a>[216]</span></p>
-
-<p>Onslow laughed. “You are refreshing,” he
-said. “But why this inventory of stock?”</p>
-
-<p>“Because, Pat, I’m wondering how I shall get
-on in England. I’m going out there this fall.
-I’m two and twenty, you know, and I can do as
-I like, and living in the back blocks is beginning
-to pall.”</p>
-
-<p>“Going there by yourself?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I’m not quite so independent as that.
-The Van Liews, the people I’m staying with here,
-spend the winter in London, and they’re going
-to take me with them.”</p>
-
-<p>“And afterwards, you come back again to the
-States?”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Kildare again watched the bronze-green
-humming-bird. “<i lang="es">Quien sabe?</i>” she said. “I
-may be induced to stay.”</p>
-
-<p>“What! You’re going to get married?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why not, if I have an invitation? Twenty-two’s
-getting on.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah,” said Onslow, and set to rocking his
-chair.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes?”</p>
-
-<p>“I didn’t say anything.”</p>
-
-<p>“You said ‘Ah,’ Patrick, and that meant you
-thought a lot besides.”</p>
-
-<p>“Quite right, I did. It had never quite struck
-me till then that you were a completely grown-up
-young woman now, and might any day see a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_217"></a>[217]</span>
-man to go into permanent partnership with. It’s
-a bit of a jar—I mean, it comes oddly to one at
-first to think of you as married, Elsie.”</p>
-
-<p>“<em>Shoo-ssh!</em> Pat, get up and drive that humming-bird
-away. He won’t go for me, greedy
-little beast; and if he stays any longer I know
-he’ll over-eat himself. Well, you’d better brace
-yourself up for a blow, because married I mean
-to be some day. Who knows but what you’ll
-beat me in the race?”</p>
-
-<p>“I?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why not? When Duvernay died, Mabel became
-a widow.”</p>
-
-<p>“That,” said Onslow, “is the usual sequence of
-events.”</p>
-
-<p>“You know she never wanted to marry him.”</p>
-
-<p>“So I was led to understand some five years
-back. Yet marry him she did nevertheless, and
-that after due publication of banns. I might remark,
-Elsie, that that humming-bird you were interested
-in is still gorging himself out of those
-red flowers just on the other side of you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Some creatures never know when to stop.
-Now I do,” said Miss Kildare. “That’s the bell
-for dinner. I must go and tidy myself.”</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile in that same Floridan hotel a certain
-Mr. Kent-Williams, a young gentleman of England,
-who was throwing poker dice at the bar with
-two friends for ante-prandial cocktails, was looking<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_218"></a>[218]</span>
-at the same subject from a different coign of
-view. He was a young gentleman who had not
-made a conspicuous success of himself at home,
-and had been deported to Florida with a view to
-extracting a fortune from orange growing. As on
-reaching the spot he found this was difficult of
-achievement, he wisely did not worry his brain with
-any vain attempts, but was content with living
-in inexpensive retirement under a palmetto-shuck
-for nineteen-twentieths of each quarter, and blossoming
-out during the remaining days in riotous
-living at the Point Sebastian hotel on the allowance
-which reached him from home. And with
-him were two others who had been softly nurtured,
-and who were also taking their quarterly nip of
-semi-civilization.</p>
-
-<p>“I tell you,” said Mr. Kent-Williams, “she’s a
-clinking fine specimen, that Kildare girl, and, by
-Jove, I ought to be a judge if any one is round here.
-Look! three sevens, first shot: good, I’ll keep
-these, and see if I can rattle out another. She’ll
-go to England and marry a duke as sure as fits,
-don’t you know. I wonder if Onslow will hitch
-on to the other sister. Looks like it, his coming
-here after the Duvernay beast turned up his toes.
-I never could stand Duvernay; not a ’Varsity
-man, don’t you know, and hadn’t been anywhere
-to school. Simply a bit of money, and thought
-he could swagger on that. By Jove! two bullets.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_219"></a>[219]</span>
-That makes me a Full House, and I’ll stand
-on it. Collar the box, Willie, dear boy, and beat
-me if you can.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said Willie, scooping the dice into the
-leather box, and thoughtfully stirring them before
-he emptied on to the pewter counter. “I
-don’t think—ar—Duvernay was anybody. I
-did know him here, of course, because one
-couldn’t help it, but I—ar—don’t recollect meeting
-him at the club or anywhere before we—ar—came
-out. By ged! look there! Fours first
-shot. Of course, the Kildares are all right as far as
-family goes, but they’re poor as regards the—ar—almighty
-dollar. If it wasn’t for that, by ged! I
-wouldn’t mind going in for the fair Elsie myself.
-Wobinson, old chappie, take the box and agitate.
-You won’t beat my four ladies.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wish,” said Kent-Williams, meditatively, “I
-knew what Onslow was going to do. Mabel
-Duvernay’s a charming woman, and she’s got at
-least £500 a year. I don’t want to make a fool of
-myself if Onslow’s still in the running. And, by
-Jove! I know she’s as fond of him as ever. That
-beast Duvernay used to twit her with it when he
-was in an extra vile temper.”</p>
-
-<p>“Go slow,” advised Robinson, “and hang back
-for bets. Here, I can’t improve on two pairs, so
-you and I throw again. Here’s the box. By the
-way, why not ask Onslow yourself? You knew<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_220"></a>[220]</span>
-him well enough at Cambridge, and you aren’t
-shy.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not shy, dear boy, and I used to know
-Patrick Onslow well before I came out. He’s a
-devilish genial fellow, so long as you rub him the
-right way, but I shouldn’t like to cross-question
-him too much about Mrs. Duvernay. You see,
-don’t you know, he was most infernally struck on
-the lady before she was married, and he’s one of
-those fellows with a long memory, who don’t
-forget. Now I, dear boy, have been in love with
-heaps of women in my time, and they with me;
-but when they gave me the chuck, or I got tired
-of them, I didn’t break my blessed heart, or play
-the goat, or do anything of that kind. I simply
-went on to the next caravan, which is a devilish
-comfortable amusement. But old Pat isn’t built
-that way. He’s one of those fools who would
-get gone on a woman and keep her in mind for
-years and years afterwards. Mighty dreary sort
-of game to my way of thinking. By Jove! four
-kings. If you beat those, dear boy, may I live on
-sweet potatoes and mullet for all the rest of my
-natural life.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Lord,” said Robinson, “£500 a year—twenty-five
-hundred dollars! One could pig along
-with that very comfortably in lots of places.
-What unlucky brutes some of us are. Oh, curse
-it, just my form; two pairs again. We won’t prolong<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_221"></a>[221]</span>
-the agony. My shout—what’ll you fellows
-have?”</p>
-
-<p>They drank their cocktails, and went into the
-vast, bare dining-hall, where a shining negro waiter
-supplied each with a tumbler of iced tea and
-two dozen oval dishes of comestibles.</p>
-
-<p>“Onslow seems thick enough with the Kildare
-girl,” Kent-Williams observed. “But, of course,
-he knew her when she was a kid, and they’d have
-heaps to talk about. What do you think,
-Willie?”</p>
-
-<p>“How should I know, dear chappie? I’m not
-one of those thought-reading fellows. But perhaps
-she’s—ar—telling him about her sister.
-Girls always try and run a fellow for their sisters
-if they can’t get the fellow—ar—for themselves.”</p>
-
-<p>“Here, waiter!” shouted Robinson, “what did
-you bring sweet potatoes for? Nobody ordered
-them. Take the damned things away and bury
-them.” The waiter grinned and vanished with
-the dishes, and Robinson set to savagely tearing
-at a tough beefsteak with a silver-bladed knife.
-“Money’s run out,” he grumbled, “and back we
-go to-morrow to live like wild beasts in a palmetto-shuck,
-on that accursed food and nothing else.
-I believe that foul, grinning nigger knew, and
-brought those sweet spuds here just to insult us.
-I’ve a great mind to break his beastly neck.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_222"></a>[222]</span></p>
-
-<p>“What’s the use of getting hot over it this
-weather?” said Kent-Williams. “If you did break
-the nigger’s neck it wouldn’t add to your income,
-and that’s the only occupation I know worth
-living for.”</p>
-
-<p>“And, therefore, you want to marry Mrs.
-Duvernay?”</p>
-
-<p>“Or any one else with a modicum of dollars.
-I’m not prejudiced. Believe me, dear boy, I
-could pour out a whole wealth of affection on
-sweet Mabel or sweet Kitty, or sweet anybody
-else who was able to support me in moderate comfort.
-At present my talents are thrown away
-during nineteen-twentieths of the year, because
-Nature never intended me to shine as a noble
-savage. Consequently, dear boy, I’m ready to
-throw myself away on any one.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I like that,” said Robinson. “You might
-have married a girl here last winter.”</p>
-
-<p>“The traveling English person without the
-aitches? Yes, dear boy, I did think about it. But
-I came to the conclusion that she was too old to
-reform, and, don’t you know, one really couldn’t
-stand living with an aitchless person eternally for
-any amount of income. Of course, it was a
-sacrifice, and the poor girl was very let down;
-but I think she’ll get over it in time. They all
-do.”</p>
-
-<p>“Probably she has done,” said Robinson,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_223"></a>[223]</span>
-grimly. “From what he said, her father was
-quite resigned to your loss before he left here.”</p>
-
-<p>“My prospective father-in-law was sordid. He
-couldn’t appreciate a gentleman. Now, Mabel’s
-papa is in a better land, and, by Jove! that’s a
-great point in her favor. I never could stand
-paternal advice.”</p>
-
-<p>“You seem to be making pretty sure of getting
-the lady.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not at all sure, but I want to find out
-how the land lies. And, by Jove! clever thought!
-I know how to do it. I’ll go to Onslow after
-dinner, tell him I’m going to call on Mrs.
-Duvernay to-morrow, and offer to take him down
-there in my dug-out. I shall soon see what his
-game is. If he’s after her still, he’ll look jealous,
-and trust me for seeing it; and if he isn’t, why
-it’s a walk-over.”</p>
-
-<p>“All the same,” remarked his other friend, “I
-don’t think I’d—ar—put very long odds on you,
-old chappie. There’s nothing certain in this life,
-and widows are apt—ar—to keep a fellow dangling
-till a fellow gets tired. Finished? Then
-let’s go to the bar and throw for liqueurs. Mine’s
-<i lang="fr">crême de menthe</i>.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_224"></a>[224]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XX">CHAPTER XX.<br />
-<span class="smaller">AT POINT SEBASTIAN.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Now the great rambling, wooden hotel in
-which Miss Elsie Kildare was staying under care
-of her friends, the Van Liews, though on the end
-of a telegraph-wire, and within easy day’s steam
-of a railroad, was not particularly far in crow’s-flight
-from that uncharted river where the <i>Port
-Edes</i> lay stranded on a sand-bar. The hotel, in
-fact, backed upon the Everglades, and faced the
-blue, crisping waters of the Mexican Gulf. At
-one side of it was a plantation of sisal hemp, and
-beyond that thickets of saw-grass, and beyond
-again cypress-trees and cabbage-palms sprouting
-from an undergrowth which was bound into an
-impenetrable <i lang="fr">cheveux de frise</i> with wait-a-bit thorn.
-At the other side were newly planted umbrella-trees,
-two decrepit orange-bushes without fruit,
-twenty luxuriant chumps of elephants’ ears, and
-then straggles of palmetto-scrub right down to the
-soft white banks of Gulf sand. Beyond was clear
-blue water, with a rickety wooden wharf straddling
-a mile out into it, like some uncouth, gray-legged<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_225"></a>[225]</span>
-centipede. And beneath the water,
-dented rusty food-cans grew intimate with the
-coral polyp.</p>
-
-<p>In winter time, Point Sebastian was a resting-place
-for nabobs of the north, and a congregation
-spot for those delightful American women who
-leave a convenient husband at work elsewhere on
-the dollar-mill. But, in the warmer months, these
-worthy people did their pleasure-living at the
-sea beaches of the north, or the hotels of the
-Alleghanies; and the rest-house at Point Sebastian
-locked and covered most of its glories. The
-Floridan who stays in Florida all summer does
-so usually because of a tightness in the exchequer;
-and for the few of him who came to
-dissipate a small but hardly scraped-up hoard in
-a spell of semi-civilization, a tenth of the available
-rooms made ample lodging place.</p>
-
-<p>Still there was a summer season of sorts at
-Point Sebastian, which was merry enough in its
-way. Most nights, on the parquet of the hall, a
-cheery score danced under the glare of electric
-lights to the lilt of Teuton fiddles; and in the
-cool gloom of the piazzas outside, if straitened
-means did prevent the actual drafting of marriage
-contracts, even penury undisguised could enjoy
-the dallyings of the week’s flirtation. Mr. Kent-Williams
-and his tribe were entertaining fellows
-enough to meet for a limited time, and maidens,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_226"></a>[226]</span>
-come into the hotel for an annual outing, basked
-in the odor of their pretty sayings, and frankly
-prepared themselves for nothing beyond temporary
-amusement.</p>
-
-<p>Patrick Onslow met at least five men there he
-knew, which shows the great advantage of being
-a University man; because, since at Oxford and
-Cambridge they most successfully refrain from
-teaching anything that is of commercial use to
-any one except a parson or a doctor or a school-master,
-it naturally follows that many men from
-those seats of learning fail to make a living at
-home, and drift across the seas.</p>
-
-<p>He did not make the smallest secret about his
-advent. As the newspapers had told them
-already, he had been on the unlucky <i>Port Edes</i>
-when she came to grief, but had managed to get
-ashore by a marvelous streak of luck, and found
-himself at a spot where, less than a year ago, he
-had been wandering about on a shooting expedition.
-Thence he had made his way in a dug-out,
-bought from a Seminole, to the hotel on Point
-Sebastian. <i lang="fr">V’la tout</i>. There was nothing surprising
-about it. He had had several opportunities
-for drowning before that, but none of them
-had ever come off. So he supposed that the
-<i lang="la">Parcæ</i> marked him out to live. And—what
-would they have? His shout.</p>
-
-<p>At that period Mr. Patrick Onslow was feeling<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_227"></a>[227]</span>
-extremely pleased with himself. He hated the
-work at which he had been engaged, as any man
-must hate being mixed with a swindle, be it great
-or small. And the end seemed near—the end,
-conjoined to full success.</p>
-
-<p>He had had a struggle for it, because once
-more Captain Kettle had felt inclined to fight
-for his own hand rather than do all things for
-mere employers, who only paid him a small salary.
-It was when Onslow woke from that dead sleep
-on the wheel grating of the upper bridge, and came
-down to learn of the tragedy of the plume-hunters
-which had taken place during his unconsciousness,
-that he got the first hint of this. The little captain
-received him with cold stiffness, was wooden
-when asked for any suggestion, and snarled
-when Onslow inquired what ailed him. It was
-the donkeyman who put the difficulty into
-words.</p>
-
-<p>“And, captain, now,” said he, “how much
-might yez be getting out of all this for yerself?”</p>
-
-<p>“£500.”</p>
-
-<p>“Begor it’s a mighty lot of money, and little
-enough too. I wish I’d it meself, an’ more. I’d
-like a house ashore, an’ a wife, an’ an ass-cart that I
-might dhrive her out in like a gentleman, besides
-other things.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, stop that. Don’t tell me what a man<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_228"></a>[228]</span>
-might do if he’d his pick of the money in this ship.
-I can figure that out for myself without suggestions
-from any blasted Irishman. Have been
-doing in fact.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, now, captain dear, don’t be cross wid me,
-because I was going on to say that in case of
-trouble—in case there was, we’ll say, a thrifling argument,
-I’d be on your side. Mr. Onslow, you’re
-a gentleman, an’ I like ye well, but the captain
-here’s me officer—an’—well, sor, a boy must look
-after himself sometimes, ’specially when there’s a
-chance like this ready to his fingers. ’Twon’t
-come again in a lifetime.”</p>
-
-<p>“Probably not,” said Onslow. He lay back in
-his chair with linked fingers behind his head.
-“Look here, Kettle, if you want to shoot me,
-pull out your gun and get it over. Then you and
-Sullivan can run the cargo where you please, and
-share it how you like. But that’s the only way
-you’ll make me consent to your taking what’s beyond
-your due. Shelf trusted me, and, by Jove,
-I’m going to act fairly by Shelf if he were a ten
-times bigger thief than I know him to be already.
-Now then, jump quick; let’s have it over.”</p>
-
-<p>They were in the chart-house. Captain Kettle
-puckered his head for a minute’s thought, and
-then, getting up, shut and locked the starboard
-door. He took that key, and the key also
-of the other door, which gave upon the head of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_229"></a>[229]</span>
-the companion-way, and handed them both to
-Onslow.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, sir,” said he, “you lock me and the
-donkeyman in here, and go and do as you like.
-But I advise you to take your infernal gold somewhere
-out of this ship, because as sure as it’s there
-when I next come out of this room, so sure do I
-go and loot it. That’s my bunk there, bang
-above the place where it’s stowed, and I’ve sat
-on top of those sovereigns like a hen every watch
-below I’ve had this voyage, and heard ’em
-chinkle, and wondered what they’d hatch out into.
-You perhaps, understand what I mean?”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow nodded.</p>
-
-<p>“Then take the synch from me, sir, and cart
-your boxes away as quick as you can. Poor men
-like me shouldn’t have big temptations. It isn’t
-healthy—for their neighbors. No, by James!
-Here, get out of this, Mr. Onslow, or I shall be doing
-you a violence yet; and mind you lock the door.
-Donkey-man, you hound, there’s whisky in that
-bottom locker. Take the clean glass yourself, and
-give me the dirty one.”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow read the little man’s mind to a comma,
-and bowed gravely without speaking. Then he
-did as he was bidden with the door and key, and
-went below, and began the Herculean task of
-bringing up the iron-bound specie boxes one by
-one out of the cabin where they had ridden from<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_230"></a>[230]</span>
-the Mersey dock. He placed them in the port
-quarter boat, which he had lowered from its
-davits flush with the bridge deck rail; and when
-she was loaded he put the boat into the river.
-He rowed her far up stream, past bights and
-bayous, till he found a narrow canal leading off
-the main river through mangrove clumps, and
-held on up that till the boat reached a great
-round vat of black water, walled all around with
-solemn cypress-trees, and roofed to darkness by
-their fringing branches.</p>
-
-<p>One by one the boxes were raised on the gunwale
-and launched with a sullen plunge; and it
-seemed an age before the foul-smelling bubbles
-came up to tell that they had sounded bottom.
-And then away back for another load. And then
-for a third. The inky water closed over all, and
-not so much as a splinter from one of the boxes
-floated on the surface.</p>
-
-<p>Small fear of any one raiding that <i lang="fr">cache</i>, Onslow
-thought; and two days later, with a clear mind,
-he was cabling “<em>Right</em>” to Theodore Shelf from
-the Eastern Union Telegraph Company’s Office
-in the hotel hall at Point Sebastian.</p>
-
-<p class="tb">Now, modern science enables us to cry a message
-by wire round half the earth at breakfast
-time, and have an answer returned to us before
-the gong sounds for luncheon; and it was in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_231"></a>[231]</span>
-anticipation of a quick exchange of news like this
-that Onslow had come to the nearest outpost of
-civilization.</p>
-
-<p>He had hidden his £500,000 of gold, released
-the two men in the chart-house, with instructions
-that when they felt inclined (or sufficiently recovered)
-for work they should, with the negroes’
-help, set about transforming the steamer’s appearance;
-and afterwards had made his way, partly
-overland by an Indian’s path he knew of, partly
-in dug-out through lagoon and bayou, to Point
-Sebastian. It was an entire surprise to him to
-meet Miss Kildare there. But this time it was no
-special shock. That early morning glimpse of
-her in the schooner had warned him of her neighborhood.</p>
-
-<p>He got a return message to his cable it is true;
-but not before noon on the following day. It
-said “<em>Take no steps: am writing</em>,” and seemed to
-hint at a change of plan.</p>
-
-<p>In another place he might have resented the
-delay. At least eleven days must pass, and probably
-more, before a letter could reach him; and
-all the while he would be condemned to inaction
-and anxiety. But, as it was, he read Mr. Theodore
-Shelf’s reply cablegram with a frown, which
-was quite evanescent, and felt a mild satisfaction
-in the respite. In the afternoon he took out Miss
-Kildare to fish for tarpon.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_232"></a>[232]</span></p>
-
-<p>By one of those singular chances which occur
-every century or so, a tarpon they did actually
-catch on that first day of fishing, a thirty pound
-monster, with glittering silver scales on him as
-big as dollars, who gave three hours’ frantic fight
-before he turned his belly to the skies, and submitted
-to traveling beachwards in the boat.</p>
-
-<p>“We got him between us,” said Miss Kildare.
-“That’s my first, and I’ve tried for him times out
-of number.”</p>
-
-<p>“My first also, and I’ve tarpon-fished for weeks.”</p>
-
-<p>“We seem to bring one another luck.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s an undoubted fact, Elsie, we do.”</p>
-
-<p>The deduction seemed to give rise to thoughts
-in each of them, and they let their eyes rove
-vaguely over the blue Gulf waters for the next
-few minutes without speaking, whilst the boat
-rode gently over the windless swells which
-slid in through the outlying keys. A porpoise
-surged past them, coughing as he chased a shoal
-of mullet; and, overhead, a string of purple and
-yellow cranes screamed wearily as they flapped
-home to the Everglades after a day’s hard fishing
-on a growing reef.</p>
-
-<p>“They’ve all got to make their living,” said
-Onslow.</p>
-
-<p>“Who?” asked the girl.</p>
-
-<p>“I was thinking of those animals in the water
-and in the air, and, by analogy, the rest of the animal<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_233"></a>[233]</span>
-world. We all of us prey on something else,
-down to the ass who eats grass; or else we die.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s a very sage remark, Pat. Have you
-been reading Schopenhauer lately, or is your
-bank account unhealthy?”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow laughed. “Was it pessimistic? I’m
-not given that way as a general thing. It’s so
-much pleasanter, for one’s self and everybody
-else, to look at matters from the cheerful point of
-view. But I was thinking at the time that if I’d
-been well off, and if other things had not happened
-as they did, my life would have been written
-very differently.”</p>
-
-<p>“You mean you might have been her Majesty’s
-Ambassador to the Court of Timbuctoo?”</p>
-
-<p>“Or something in that line, possibly—yes.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mabel,” said the girl, “is free now.”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow nodded dreamily, and once more
-let his gaze roam out across the waters. The
-boat rode uncared for over the gentle oily swells,
-and the sound of the surf crumbling on the distant
-keys fell on his ears, and droned to him a lingering
-tale of might-have-been. Mabel was free! The
-woman who had once promised to be his wife—the
-woman whose memory had driven him from
-pillar to post across the world through all those
-long, wild years, because his abiding love for her
-was too great a torment to be borne when he
-rested for a breathing space in one spot, and had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_234"></a>[234]</span>
-time for thought. The woman who had, by
-pressure, been made to marry another man, whom
-neither on her wedding day nor at any after time
-did she ever love, was free again. Mabel Duvernay
-now, and Mabel Kildare no longer; but Mabel
-still, and free.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_235"></a>[235]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXI">CHAPTER XXI.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE CYCLONE.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>A shining-faced negro waiter came up in
-answer to the bell, and brought tumblers of tinkling
-ice and water. Both Onslow and Miss Kildare
-drank thirstily, and then lay back again in
-their cane chairs, panting. The close heat was
-something terrible. There was not a breath of
-either sea breeze or land breeze, and the electric
-fan which whirred on the table behind them did
-little more than send a blast of sickly warmth.
-Down the long line of the piazza were the rest of
-the people in the hotel, the men cursing and mopping
-their faces, the women with closed eyes fanning
-themselves languidly. And, overhead, the
-shingles of the roof crackled and rustled in the
-baking air as though they were alive.</p>
-
-<p>Night came, and the bell clashed out its summons
-to dinner, but no one went in. The wooden
-sides of the hotel, baked through and through by
-a month of tropical sun, had made the rooms unendurable.
-So they stayed where they were, in
-the hot, oppressive dark, and blinked at the white<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_236"></a>[236]</span>
-summer lightning which splashed the violet heavens
-in front of them. In heavy panting beats
-the night seemed to close down upon them and
-pen them in, so that it was a labor to breathe.</p>
-
-<p>“I can’t stand this,” said Miss Kildare at last.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve got to,” replied Onslow, wearily, “unless
-you choose to go down the beach and sit in
-the water with your clothes on.”</p>
-
-<p>“That would be some relief, although the water
-is as hot as tea. But I shan’t do that. I shall
-walk out along the pier over the sea. One may
-faint half way, and tumble over and get drowned;
-but anyway that’s better than staying here and
-being cooked slowly.”</p>
-
-<p>They got up together, and strolled wearily over
-the loose white sand, and then more crisply over
-the worn decking of the pier. Between the lightning
-flashes, the darkness above them was the
-darkness of a cave; but faint, phosphorescent
-fringes showed out amongst the piles beneath, and
-these guided them from walking over the edge
-of the planks.</p>
-
-<p>“You shouldn’t stay down here this weather,”
-Onslow said, as they paced down the narrow platform,
-with fingers intertwined. “You’ll lose your
-color and your beauty if you do, and get thin and
-sallow like Mrs. Van Liew.”</p>
-
-<p>No reply came, and Onslow said nothing more,
-but walked on thinking.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_237"></a>[237]</span></p>
-
-<p>“You’ve been here now nine whole days, Pat,”
-the girl said, breaking silence for the second time,
-when they were half a mile from the shore.</p>
-
-<p>“It can’t be. Yes, you’re right. Nine days!
-Time has gone quickly. What have we been doing
-all the time? Fishing once or twice, and a
-picnic to that Mound-Builder’s place down the
-canal; and I believe that’s all. We’ve just talked,
-and sometimes not even talked. You and I, little
-girl, know one another well enough to be companionable
-without always chatting. You see, we’ve
-always known one another. But still, nine solid
-days! I’d no idea till you spoke how long it was
-in actual point of time. It’s been very restful.”</p>
-
-<p>“You seem to have found it so. You’ve stayed
-all the time close about here. Do you know you
-have not once gone so much as a dozen miles
-from Point Sebastian.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Duvernay’s place was fifteen miles away.
-Onslow saw the point.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” he said. “I haven’t found time. You
-and I have had so much to tell one another, Elsie.”</p>
-
-<p>“We always have been very good friends,”
-said the girl, and was going to add something else
-when her words were drowned by a furious crash
-of thunder.</p>
-
-<p>There had been no working up to it. The summer
-lightning was noiseless, and there had not<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_238"></a>[238]</span>
-been so much as a mutter of thunder all the day.
-The great bellow of noise had come in an instant
-without a rustle of warning.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s close overhead,” Onslow remarked,
-“and something else will follow. If it’s rain, we
-shall have a deluge falling in ropes, but I fancy
-we’re in for something different. We had better
-turn back, Elsie.”</p>
-
-<p>“In view of this heat, a wetting would be a
-distinct luxury; but I think, as you say, there is
-something else coming besides. Oh, Pat, here it
-is. Run, or we shall be caught.”</p>
-
-<p>The storm gave but one weird moan, a rustle
-and a shriek from over the treetops, and then was
-upon them. In a minute it was blowing with a
-hurricane force which no human being could stand
-against.</p>
-
-<p>The wind plucked the feet from under them,
-and they fell to the decking of the pier, gripping
-with their fingers in the gaps between the planks.
-A storm of sand and leaves and twigs beat against
-their heads. The crazy tressle-work of the pier
-buckled and swung beneath their bodies.</p>
-
-<p>“We must get shorewards,” Onslow yelled in
-his companion’s ear; “this jam-crack thing will
-go by the board directly.”</p>
-
-<p>“Right, oh,” came back the response cheerily
-enough, and together they began to warp themselves
-towards the beach and the wind, plank at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_239"></a>[239]</span>
-a time. The girl was strong, and accustomed to
-using her muscles; but skirts are a poor rig to
-play caterpillar in, and her progress was slow
-even with Onslow’s help. When they had gained
-a score of yards, she bade him leave her to make
-the best of his own way. “I shall get along all
-right,” she cried. “Go and tell them I’m coming.”</p>
-
-<p>“Naturally I should,” he shouted back with a
-laugh. “Here, let me link my arm inside yours.
-That’s right. Now we’ll ferry along at twice the
-pace.”</p>
-
-<p>But they did not get much further. A minute
-afterwards, to the kick of a harder squall, the
-gray old pier tottered and clattered and crunched,
-and the wind was filled with flying boards, and
-Onslow found himself with one arm clutching the
-weed-clad stump of a pile, and the other wrapped
-round Elsie Kildare.</p>
-
-<p>“Hurt?” he shouted anxiously.</p>
-
-<p>“Not a bit. Sound as a bell. You?”</p>
-
-<p>“All right.”</p>
-
-<p>“But where’s the water? There should be six
-feet here, and I can feel none.”</p>
-
-<p>“Blown away to sea. We may thank God the
-wind is not on-shore, or we’d have been drowned,
-as hundreds of other poor wretches are this moment.
-Ah! That’s a shave.”</p>
-
-<p>A lightning flash showed them a huge tree<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_240"></a>[240]</span>
-plucked from its roots, and blowing past them,
-squirming and crashing about like a live mad
-thing. Then a heavy squared roof-beam hit their
-jagged pile, and missed Onslow’s arm by a nail’s
-breadth.</p>
-
-<p>“The hotel’s going down,” he shouted. “The
-air will be full of this stuff in a minute, and if we
-try to move we shall be brained before we’ve got a
-yard. Crouch down, dear, at the bottom of the
-post.”</p>
-
-<p>“You too?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, there isn’t room.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then I shall stand.”</p>
-
-<p>She dragged at his sleeve and pulled him to her
-side. “Stay by me here, Pat. You might get
-swept away, and I couldn’t bear that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, I’ll stay by you, dear. I’ll never
-go till you turn me away.” He took new grip
-with his arms, pinning her between his breast and
-the weed-ragged leg of the pile. “Elsie, I want
-to tell you something. You know I’ve always
-liked you as a friend; but now it has come to
-more than that. Much more. Love, darling.
-Once my mind was full of another woman, and I
-thought I could never care for any one else as I
-cared for her. But that was years since—thousands
-of years it seems now—and, Elsie, I’ve—I’ve—forgotten
-her. She is only a name to me;
-and your sister. Dear, if we get away from this,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_241"></a>[241]</span>
-do you think you could like me, too, a little more
-than an ordinary friend?”</p>
-
-<p>She put her lips to his ear. “Do you think we
-shall come out of it alive, Pat? Tell me honestly.”</p>
-
-<p>“I hope so.”</p>
-
-<p>“Honestly, Pat.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m afraid, darling, it’s a poor chance.”</p>
-
-<p>Her soft, wet cheek nestled against him, and
-strands of her hair intertwined themselves with
-his. “Pat,” she said, “you never knew, but I
-loved you all along from the first.”</p>
-
-<p class="tb">Then, for the first time during many years,
-Patrick Onslow knew what it was to fear death.
-Before-time life had held many torments for him,
-and if lead or water or steel chose to show him
-the Great Secret, he did not very much care.
-Now it was all different. He lusted to live with
-a fierceness which almost drove him mad.</p>
-
-<p>“You are trembling,” the girl said anxiously.</p>
-
-<p>“I know I am. You have made me a rank
-coward, dear.”</p>
-
-<p>She understood him, and kissed his mouth;
-but no other words passed between them.</p>
-
-<p>The cyclone blew on, bellowing and tearing,
-and the fiends’ fingers of the wind did mischief
-beyond all reckoning. Timber which had
-stood hundreds of years, ceibas and cypresses,
-live oaks and pines, sprawled down amongst the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_242"></a>[242]</span>
-tangled undergrowth, mere masses of splintered
-matchwood. The mangrove thickets were clogged
-with stones, with grasses, with gray tangles of
-Spanish moss. Lakes were licked from their beds
-and spirted far over the creaming waters of the
-Gulf. The land birds were driven like helpless
-spume-flakes far away to sea, and choked with the
-gale before they were flung breathless from its
-clutches. The palmetto-shucks of the humbler
-coast-dwellers vanished in dust. The frame
-houses of the better-to-do burst at all their
-angles, and spread like platforms upon the
-ground.</p>
-
-<p>And meanwhile the great straggling, wooden
-hotel on Point Sebastian dissolved away like a
-sandbank in a flooded estuary. First the heat-twisted
-shingles had been stripped off, flying away
-into the wind like some strange dark fowl sent as
-<i lang="fr">avant-couriers</i> of more fearsome things to come.
-Then weather-boards followed, singly and in
-coveys; then gable-ends and joists and rafters;
-all floating and pitching in the air as though the
-wind had the density of a tossing ocean stream.
-Chairs and wooden bedsteads, clothes blown out
-into grotesque shapes, as though the freakish
-spirits of the storm had donned them, the scantling
-of the long piazzas, and still more boards,
-whirred out into the night and vanished for ever
-down the track of the cyclone. And in the thick<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_243"></a>[243]</span>
-of this devil’s bombardment crouched men and
-women, and other things, shapeless and horrible,
-which had been men and women once. The tale
-of the dead grew with awful pace that night.</p>
-
-<p>Once there was a slight lull in the blast of the
-gale, and the driven-out waters of the shore began
-to return, and swirled knee-high about the
-two who were taking refuge at the foot of the
-pile.</p>
-
-<p>“Come,” said Onslow, taking the girl by the
-hand, “we must run for it.” And he led the way
-beachwards, blundering through piled up mounds
-of wreckage, whilst the stinging spindrift swirled
-around their heads and bit them upon the face
-like whips. But a flying missile from out of the
-inky blackness struck him on the curve of the
-temple before he had gone with her twenty yards,
-and the grip of his fingers loosened, and he swayed
-and fell without a word. The girl threw herself
-on his body, wailing that he was killed and that she
-too would stay there and die; but a wild hope
-seized her that he might be only stunned, and she
-took his body in her arms, and half dragging,
-half carrying, began to go with him once more
-by tedious inches towards the beach.</p>
-
-<p>Then the cyclone burst out afresh with all the
-torrent of its fury, and to move or even stand
-against the wind was a thing impossible. The
-girl and her burden were flung heavily to the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_244"></a>[244]</span>
-ground, and a mass of driving wreckage slid above
-them and pressed them down. “Oh, Pat, Pat,”
-she cried, “I did so want to live with you, and
-now we must both die here.”</p>
-
-<p>Three terrible hours more they spent there, the
-girl expecting violent death to fall on her every
-next second, the man in her arms gradually returning
-to consciousness. And then, like an organ
-whose wind-chamber has emptied itself, the cyclone
-suddenly dropped its voice. It had arisen in
-a minute to the full of its strength, and in a
-single minute it lulled to a breathless calm, leaving
-the air scoured and sweet, and the land a
-tangled desert. The sea alone remembered its
-lashing actively, and fumed in a swell of sullen
-majesty in its deeper parts, and sent its angry
-waters back in rippling surf on to those shallow
-western beaches from which it had been so ruthlessly
-evicted.</p>
-
-<p>It was from this last returning tidal wave that
-the final danger came, but the two under that pile
-of wreckage managed to slip from beneath the
-wood when the waters loosened it, and run in the
-breaking dawn to the higher ground beyond.
-They were bruised, both of them, and Onslow
-was bleeding from a jagged cut on the head; but
-after all, their hurts were trifling compared with
-what they might have been. Three thousand
-people died in that night’s work amongst the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_245"></a>[245]</span>
-Southern States; and the air was torn with the
-moan of those who were left, lamenting as they
-sought their dead.</p>
-
-<p>That day all who could lift a pair of hands had
-work to do, and the next, and the next; but on
-the fourth day from the cyclone, when the fallen
-had been buried and the quick housed, Onslow
-managed for the first time to get a word <i lang="fr">en tête-à-tête</i>
-with this woman who had said she loved him
-and had promised to be his wife. He had conned
-the matter over in his mind, and after heavy argument
-had decided not to hold any of his affairs
-secret from her; this of course having particular
-reference to the one affair by which he hoped to
-make a competence. He had visions of difficulties
-with her over it, but he began his confidence artfully.</p>
-
-<p>“Elsie,” he said, “I came here to Florida on
-business.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then,” replied Miss Kildare, “I’d like to give
-business a knob of sugar to eat and flowers to
-wear on his headstall. What color was business?
-White?”</p>
-
-<p>“Black, distinctly black, but valuable. In
-figures, slightly more than a quarter of a million
-in English money ought to come to me for my
-share out of him; or rather, as it now is, our
-share; yours and mine, dear.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you duck, Pat! You don’t mean to say<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_246"></a>[246]</span>
-I’m to marry a rich man? Wherever did you
-steal the money from? Speculation?”</p>
-
-<p>“Speculation of sorts, though steal describes it
-better. It’s there, and that’s the main thing.”</p>
-
-<p>“Money in the pocket is better than ten plans
-to get it there any day. Pat, we’ll have a big
-steam yacht, and when we get sick of London
-we’ll go and see all the rest of the world. But
-you of all people to become a successful speculator!
-Tell me, what have you been making your
-corner in? Nothing unclean I hope, like short
-ribs of pork?”</p>
-
-<p>“Gold, if that will suit your ladyship.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, this is delightful. You’ve been trading
-on American necessities. Tell me all about it.
-I think I can follow. One hears so much about
-the silver question, that one can’t help understanding
-it a little.”</p>
-
-<p>So, with a pardonable <i lang="fr">couleur de rose</i>, wherever
-tinting was available, Onslow told the story of his
-finding the channel into the Everglades, his compact
-with Shelf, the hazardous voyage of the <span class="allsmcap">S. S.</span>
-<i>Port Edes</i>, and the subsequent disposal of the
-specie. The girl listened to the tale with close
-attention and unmoved face. Even the account
-of the mutiny and the gruesome encounter between
-Nutt and his friend failed to call up comment,
-because in domestic Florida a little dashing
-homicide is such a very common occurrence.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_247"></a>[247]</span>
-But when Patrick Onslow had finished his say and
-looked to her for approval, he only got a grave
-and decisive shake of the auburn head.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, dear,” he asked at last, made very anxious
-by her silence.</p>
-
-<p>“No, Pat,” she said quietly, “I can’t share in a
-fortune which has been laid up that way. Heaven
-knows, I’m not squeamish. Hearing what I do
-out here about Trusts and Corners and Syndicates,
-and seeing what I can’t help seeing of the
-way the people around make their living, and still
-evade the law and retain respect, my notions of
-morality are very easy and slack. But——”</p>
-
-<p>“But I have gone too far?”</p>
-
-<p>She bowed her face gravely.</p>
-
-<p>“And so,” he said bitterly, “after all that I
-have gone through, and all I’ve done, you want
-me to give this fortune up. My God, Elsie, you
-know what a hateful thing poverty is as well as I
-do. Think what this money would buy. Love
-for one another we have already, and we can get
-besides every pleasure the heart can wish for. I
-know as well as you do that it was dirtily earned,
-and I hated the work of getting it, and I’ll never
-dabble in anything so foul again. My instincts
-bid me live as an upright gentleman, and with the
-proper income I could do that, and forget I was
-ever anything else. When I cease to be poor, I
-cease to be in the way of temptation. Don’t you<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_248"></a>[248]</span>
-see? And, besides, there is no chance of being
-found out. The money is supposed to be blotted
-out of existence, and it’s there now in the ’Glades
-as a private mine to dig at as we choose. Besides,
-I’m bound in honor to go on after getting thus
-far. It isn’t as if I were working for my own hand
-alone. Shelf’s my partner, and I can’t neglect
-Shelf’s interests for a sentiment.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Shelf may do as he chooses, Pat; you
-yourself may do as you choose, dear; but I can’t
-alter what I’ve said. I love money, Heaven
-knows, but I couldn’t use money of that sort.
-You might forget how it came: I couldn’t. I
-can’t forget some things. I’ve a terrible memory
-when I don’t want it to act. I tried to forget
-you, Pat, ever since you left us in England till the
-day I saw you here, but I couldn’t. I used to
-pray for forgetfulness all those years, and it
-wouldn’t come; and if I were to marry you now,
-dear, with that money, I should always remember,
-just in the same way.”</p>
-
-<p>“What is the use of carrying thumbscrews in
-your pocket?” he asked half angrily.</p>
-
-<p>She smiled a little pained smile. “Can’t help
-it, Pat. I suppose it’s the way I’m built. But
-I’m only telling you facts.”</p>
-
-<p>“I thought,” he said brusquely, “you wanted
-to go back into society, and have a steam yacht;
-and do things comfortably. Now, without this<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_249"></a>[249]</span>
-quarter of a million which is lying ready to be
-picked up, you have two hundred a year, and I
-have three, which make five hundred pounds in
-all. I might point out to you that one can’t do
-much continuous splashing amongst smart people
-on that, in London or anywhere else. Unless, of
-course, you married some one else.”</p>
-
-<p>She flushed painfully. “Oh, Pat,” she said,
-“I don’t think I deserved that from you.”</p>
-
-<p>He dropped his arms round her and drew her
-to him tenderly. “No, dear, you didn’t. I was
-a brute. But it’s hard for a man to speak soberly
-when he’s just had all his plans smashed to the
-smallest kind of fragments, and stamped upon by
-the only person in the world whose opinion he
-cares a rap about. Of course I know all this
-business was a theft, a piece of piracy pure and
-simple. But circumstances elbowed one into it,
-and I bowed my head to them. Circumstances—you,
-that is, and you entirely—now drag me out
-of it, and I’m going to bow again, and say
-‘Kismet.’ Only I wonder what will become of
-the money. I swear Shelf shan’t have the whole
-half million and the steamer too. But I don’t
-see how we are to give my share back to the
-rightful owners. One can’t very well draw a
-cheque on the Everglades, and send it to them
-anonymously by post.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_250"></a>[250]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXII">CHAPTER XXII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">MR. SHELF’S LITTLE SURPRISE.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf had reached the end
-of his tether, and, like a shrewd business man, he
-knew it. There is a certain mad excitement in
-standing on a high ledge of an iceberg when the
-steps which you have clambered up by have
-splintered away, and the hundred-foot cliffs above
-are threatening every instant to descend in crashing
-avalanche. You know you have to jump
-into the cold green waters below, or be crushed
-out of existence; and lingering to the very last
-second is not without its fierce pleasures. The
-dive is chilly; the waters beneath unknown;
-final escape most hazardous. But it is not these
-things which make you loiter; it is the nearness
-of the crash behind; and that is fascinating beyond
-all words.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Shelf was in a similar position. He knew
-that his commercial ledge was growing more and
-more dangerous every minute, by reason of the
-Law of the Land which loomed above, and yet
-for the life of him he could not tear himself away.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_251"></a>[251]</span>
-He had waiting for him that snug <i lang="es">estançia</i> on the
-banks of the Rio Paraguay which he had time-before
-made ready against a possible cataclysm;
-but it was left to wait. The excitement of lingering
-on in London was meat and drink to him.
-His daring would be spoken about afterwards;
-and though, it is true, he might not be blessed,
-still he would not be forgotten.</p>
-
-<p>That last was, perhaps, the chief reason which
-made him stay on. The vanity of the man was
-colossal. He had been tickled by the improving
-young men, he had been tickled in his tabernacle,
-he had been tickled by a parliamentary constituency;
-but these did not glut him. He
-wanted more, far more; and if he could not distinguish
-himself in the way his wife had hoped,
-he would at last be famous in his fall. If only
-he could have stayed on three days more and
-seen his baronetcy gazetted in the birthday list,
-he could then have made the most sensational
-exit on record. But even debarred of this—for
-he could not avert the crash by even those three
-short days—he did not intend to depart without
-his special ruffle of Society drums.</p>
-
-<p>He had a scheme, too, in his waiting, of taking
-a vengeance on this same wife who had made it
-necessary for him to fall at all. Without her wild
-extravagance he would have been able to weather
-the commercial depression which had weighed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_252"></a>[252]</span>
-him down; but she had scoffed at warnings, and
-increased the muster-roll of her guests, and fed
-them on bank-notes. What this scheme was he
-confided to no one but George, and George did
-not split. George hated Mrs. Shelf to the extent
-of showing ivory whenever she was near him.</p>
-
-<p>“George,” said Mr. Shelf, at the conclusion of
-one of these grim confidences, “I shall be a lonely
-man. You must come out there with me.”</p>
-
-<p>And George poked a cold black nose into Mr.
-Shelf’s hand, and said that he should be vastly
-disappointed if he was left behind.</p>
-
-<p>Now Mr. Theodore Shelf intended to have his
-vengeance on the night of a ball which his wife
-was going to give, and which for sheer gorgeousness
-and distinguished assembly was to rival by
-far all her previous efforts; and he was quite satisfied
-in his own mind that the action would be
-entirely justifiable. Still he was a man not without
-natural affections. He was extremely fond
-of his ward, Amy Rivers, even though, through
-the hard commercial shrewdness of Hamilton
-Fairfax, he had been obliged to refund her fortune
-which he had laid hands upon, and so bring
-nearer the day of his own ruin. Many men would
-have visited their natural annoyance on the girl,
-but Shelf did not. Indeed, he was only known
-to be disagreeable to her once, and that once was
-the last time he and she had speech together; and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_253"></a>[253]</span>
-what he said then was entirely to her interest and
-without any profit to himself. It was on the
-morning of the great ball, and he called her to him
-in his room, and asked if Fairfax would be there
-that evening.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course,” she said. “Why?”</p>
-
-<p>“After what has passed between us?”</p>
-
-<p>“You mean in the City?”</p>
-
-<p>“I do, my dear. Mr. Fairfax has displeased
-me much. First of all, he resigned from the directorate
-of my new company, the ‘Brothers
-Steamship Association,’ on which I had placed
-him, a very flattering position for so young a man;
-and then he caused me deep sorrow in doubting
-the pureness of my motives in floating the company
-at all. I am long-suffering, Amy, and because
-it is my duty to bear with the hasty, I do
-so as much as possible. But Mr. Fairfax over-stepped
-the mark. Such a spirit as his would
-cause dissension amongst our simple-minded
-workers, and I felt it due to them that he should
-no longer be at their side.”</p>
-
-<p>“So you gave him the—well, the sack. Of
-course, I know.”</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps,” said Mr. Shelf, with a smile of pain,
-“he will be able to obtain employment elsewhere,
-or, being a young man of means, he may choose
-to set up in business for himself; but I fear, my
-dear, that he will miss many of the Christian influences<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_254"></a>[254]</span>
-which so elevate and purify the dependents
-of Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Rivers shrugged her shoulders. “Isn’t
-this,” she said, “to do with the City and not Park
-Lane? As Mrs. Shelf says, we’re ordinary society
-heathens when we’re here, and as she sent Hamilton
-his card, I don’t see that it matters. It’s
-Mrs. Shelf’s ‘At Home.’”</p>
-
-<p>“And not mine, Amy? You are right in the
-word, my dear, but not in the spirit. As a Christian,
-of course I have already forgiven the wrong
-Mr. Fairfax has done me in doubting the pureness
-of my motives. But this humble roof is mine,
-Amy, and it would grieve me to receive under it
-any one with whom I am not on terms of brotherly
-amity. But perhaps you can assure me, my dear,
-that Mr. Fairfax has already repented him of his
-hasty and unjust words.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, that,” said Miss Rivers, “I’m sure he
-hasn’t.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then,” replied Mr. Theodore Shelf, with a
-sorrowful firmness, “I cannot receive him. I
-couldn’t do it.”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose you know,” the girl retorted
-sharply, “that if Hamilton does not come here to-night,
-I shan’t either.”</p>
-
-<p>“You are my ward.”</p>
-
-<p>“I may be. But you’ve never tyrannized over
-me, and you are not going to begin now. I tell<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_255"></a>[255]</span>
-you flatly that if it’s no Hamilton, it’s going to
-be no me. I shall go to Hampstead to stay
-with my cousin.”</p>
-
-<p>“I cannot give way in this, Amy. My conscience
-will not permit me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well. May I have the carriage, or must
-I order a hansom?”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear child, I can refuse you nothing in
-reason. The brougham is now, as it always has
-been, entirely at your disposal.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Rivers left the room, and Mr. Shelf
-scrubbed his dog’s ragged head. “She’s angry
-with me now, George,” he said, with a fat, satisfied
-smile, “but I think she’ll change her mind
-afterwards. She’s a clever girl, and she’ll see. So
-will that young beggar Fairfax, confound him!”</p>
-
-<p>Then Mr. Shelf put George on a comfortable
-chair, and turned to his table. He had, as may
-be imagined, a good deal of writing to get through,
-and a considerable deal of burning; and the work
-took him till very late. Then he dressed, slipped
-out for dinner, and returned by eleven o’clock, to
-stand behind his wife, and watch her as she received
-her guests, and share with her the warm
-congratulations on their coming accession to title.
-He thought he had never seen the woman look so
-handsome or so queenly, and once or twice he
-half regretted the blow which he was going to
-bring down upon her. But then his eyes would<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_256"></a>[256]</span>
-fall on the walls of the room, and the silver lamps,
-and the flowers; and the items of that gorgeous
-display would go into his soul, and wither up any
-morsel of compassion which might have been
-there.</p>
-
-<p>“A man’s impelling motive is not always under
-his own hat,” he overheard some one saying as
-they passed him, and he applied the words to
-himself; and when he remembered the ruthless
-extravagance which no words or entreaties of his
-own could stay, and which alone (so he believed)
-had forced him into knavery, he felt that social
-death was a poor requital to the woman who had
-worked his ruin. A knife was more her due.
-And yet, and yet, she was such a monstrous fine
-woman, and so thoroughly clever in the <i lang="fr">rôle</i> she
-had set herself to play.</p>
-
-<p>It certainly was a gorgeous assembly. Not
-made up exclusively of the very best people perhaps,
-though many of them were there; but it
-looked wealth unspeakable. Men in evening dress
-cannot show this; if they fail to appear like
-waiters, that is the utmost they can expect.
-But the women! They carried it on their shoulders
-and backs, as they have done since the beginning
-of time. Their dresses were a dream of
-cost and loveliness, their jewelery a chain of rainbows.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Lord,” said one young man with predatory<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_257"></a>[257]</span>
-instincts, who propped a wall, “why aren’t
-I a practising bushranger just now? There’s
-some of the finest diamonds in all the world here
-to-night, and two Johnnies with pistols could
-stick up the whole house. Why’s England such
-a beastly safe place? If there was a hard, wooden
-chair anywhere here to sit on and think, I believe
-I’d turn anarchist on the spot.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t reduce the crowd to L. S. D.,” said a
-fellow prop. “It spoils the poetry of the thing.
-Now, I find them good enough to look at.”</p>
-
-<p>“Never said they weren’t,” rejoined the other.
-“Only thing is they aren’t mine. Now, I could
-do very well with the lot of them.”</p>
-
-<p>“This isn’t Turkey,” said his friend, reprovingly.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, not the women. I’ve got one wife, and
-she’s enough for me. But I’d like the dresses
-and the diamonds. I’d sell ’em second-hand to
-the Jews, and riot on the proceeds. Talking
-of sales, come and find some burgundy cup.”</p>
-
-<p>They went away from the ballroom, passing
-down the broad, shallow stairway, and were
-going to cross the hall, when a man stopped
-them and told them the way was closed.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter? Has there been an accident?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, perhaps it might be an accident, sir.
-’Tisn’t for me to say.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_258"></a>[258]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Who the devil are you, anyway?”</p>
-
-<p>“A member of the metropolitan police force,
-sir; a plain-clothes man, at your service. Stand
-back, sir, I say. You can’t come down here. The
-police are searching the lower part of the house.”</p>
-
-<p>“My aunt! Has there been a burglary?”</p>
-
-<p>“They are looking for Mr. Shelf,” said the
-policeman, shortly. “There’s a warrant out
-against him for embezzlement. But that needn’t
-affect you gentlemen and ladies up-stairs. You
-can go on with your dancing.”</p>
-
-<p>The two guests looked at one another, and
-broke into a strained laugh. Then they calmed
-their faces again, and went back up the stair.</p>
-
-<p>“And I was envying that man a minute ago,”
-said one of them. “Well, ‘all flesh is but grass,’
-as the poor beggar would say himself. Shows
-how little you can gauge a man’s finances from
-seeing what he spends. I say, bet you a fiver
-my wife goes to the trial. She knows a judge.”</p>
-
-<p>The music stopped at the end of a polka, and
-the gabble of talk burst promptly out with a
-clatter, and was carried about all over the house.
-But by degrees it hushed, and in its place grew
-the rustle of whispers. The scandal microbe
-travels quicker than his cousin of cholera. Curious
-glances were cast over the banisters by men and
-women, who half hoped, half feared to see their
-host led away in custody.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_259"></a>[259]</span></p>
-
-<p>Some were sorry; some were shocked; a few
-were grimly glad. The band broke out into
-“El Dorado;” and, being the best band in
-London, it played it so that the very chairs tried
-to jig about and dance of their own accord.
-But no leather sole kissed the glistening parquet
-of the ballroom. The only things that moved
-there were the music-players, and a tatter of tulle
-which whirled about to the gale of the cornet.
-The guests in that house were running from it as
-though the black plague had broken out. The
-police had withdrawn their cordon from the
-bottom of the staircase, and were leaving the
-spot, as the careful Mr. Shelf had done some
-short time earlier.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Theodore Shelf stood like a woman
-mazed. She could not change color, for happily
-that was fixed, according to the canons of the
-day; but she posed herself erectly behind a
-chair in the drawing-room, and gripped with her
-gloved hands upon the back, till muscles arose
-in her plump white arms which had never shown
-there before. Through the doorless doorway
-she saw an unbroken stream of her guests, cloaked
-and shawled, making their way to the head of
-the stair. Most kept their looks studiously before
-them; and of the few who cast her a glance,
-half-scared, half-curious, few added the smallest
-ghost of a bow.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_260"></a>[260]</span></p>
-
-<p>Of all that wondrous crowd, no women at all,
-and two men only, came up to her before they
-went. One said, “Good night, Mrs. Shelf.”
-The other said, “Good night, Laura; I’m very
-sorry.”</p>
-
-<p>Then these followed the rest; and, when all
-had gone, a white-faced servant came up and
-told her what had happened. The police had
-been quick with their search, but the man they
-wanted had been quicker. He had left the house
-ten minutes before they arrived.</p>
-
-<p>“Is that all?”</p>
-
-<p>“That is all, madame.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well,” said Mrs. Shelf. “I shall not
-want you any more to-night. Lock up, and
-then you may all go to bed.”</p>
-
-<p>Then, picking up her fan, she walked leisurely
-out of the drawing-room, and went to her own
-boudoir.</p>
-
-<p>That Mr. Theodore Shelf had made his own
-exit and brought about his wife’s social downfall
-most dramatically, even the worst-hit of his
-victims could not but admit. The police, with
-exquisite trouble, had traced him to Paddington
-Station, and found that he had taken a first-class
-ticket to Liverpool; and, after using the wires,
-they returned to bed with the firm conviction
-that their seaport associates would meet the
-gentleman at Lime Street. Of course they<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_261"></a>[261]</span>
-could not possibly guess that he and a wire-haired
-fox-terrier dog had changed their route to Monmouthshire,
-and had arrived in Newport in ample
-time to go on board one of the Oceanic Steam
-Transport Company’s boats, which had just
-finished coaling there.</p>
-
-<p>The police and the victims said a good many
-things when they learnt the simple means by
-which Mr. Shelf had escaped, and they confidently
-expected never to see him again in this
-world, and hoped to miss him in the next.</p>
-
-<p>Of all creation, the newspaper proprietors
-alone blessed the man, in that he had sent up
-their circulation with a bounce and a bound. But
-even they did not show due gratitude. They
-dissected his doings with all the cruelty that ink
-is capable of, and made derisive comments on
-his Christian name. They found no excuse for
-him; no tittle of good in all his prodigious enterprises.
-They painted him black all over,
-inside and out, and Great Britain set back its
-shoulders and howled with upright wrath over
-the picture. They published chartered accountants’
-certificates of their sales, and sold their
-journals to companies on the strength of the
-figures, and thanked Heaven in print that they
-had never gone so low as to receive benefit from
-Theodore Shelf. It was only in private that
-they rubbed their hands complacently, and spoke<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_262"></a>[262]</span>
-of him as a journalist’s gold-mine. Perhaps this
-may not strike one as entirely fair; but it was
-eminently business-like; and, as a commercial
-man himself, Mr. Shelf should have been the last
-to condemn it. He did though, for all that.
-Indeed, circumstances combined to modify his
-views on many matters after his exit from polite
-society.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_263"></a>[263]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">DECISIONS.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>When Onslow arrived back at the <i>Port Edes</i>
-from Point Sebastian he found Captain Kettle
-sitting in the chart-house, with a pen gripped
-between his teeth and a rhyming dictionary in
-his hands surrendering its reluctant treasures. On
-the mahogany desk in front of him was a sheet
-of much-corrected manuscript, with a capital letter
-at the commencement of every line; and
-beyond, in a jam-pot, was a bunch of waxen-leaved
-magnolia flowers, with two coral-pink
-magnolia cones, set around with a frill of sheeny
-leaves.</p>
-
-<p>Captain Owen Kettle was composing a sonnet
-on the magnolia, and dogged work was trying to
-finish what a one-line inspiration had begun. The
-two gaunt mosquitoes, who had slipped into the
-room when the wire-gauze door was shut, grew
-visibly fatter without danger to life or wing. In
-his fine creative frenzy Captain Kettle never felt
-their touch.</p>
-
-<p>“Hallo, Kettle! Got back at last, you see,
-and a horrible time I’ve had of it.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_264"></a>[264]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Than Popish saint more holier,” wrote the
-little man, reading the words as they sprawled
-across the paper. “And now I want to get in
-something about the smell. ‘Angel-breathed’ is
-the thing, only it don’t seem to lay up handily
-with the rest. Angels are certain to have good
-breath, and these flowers smell as nutty as anything
-I’ve tried. Just take a niff at them yourself.
-Well, Mr. Onslow, here you are again, and
-I haven’t said I’m glad to see you. But I am.
-It’s as good as meat to me to put eyes on you
-and hear what’s to be doing next. I tell you, it’s
-been pretty dull work with the donkeyman off all
-day bird-shooting, and me as ship’s husband sitting
-here on my own tail. I fancy you’d be a bit
-astonished at walking on board here same as you
-would into a house without having to hail a
-boat.”</p>
-
-<p>“A little; not much. I was prepared for anything
-after what I saw between Point Sebastian
-and this.”</p>
-
-<p>“I fancy they’ll have to bring out new geography
-books about this part of Florida. I never
-saw such a place. Why, sir, the blessed ground
-fairly got up and walked during that blow. I
-don’t think the steamer shifted much; canted a
-bit to leeward maybe, but didn’t budge out of
-her keel-groove; but it was the shores that
-fetched weigh. When once they broke moorings,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_265"></a>[265]</span>
-the trees set back their shoulders and sheeted
-home, and great islands bore down on us like
-ships. The lightning burnt flares all the time,
-and I watched through the chart-house ports
-because no one could stand on deck outside. I’m
-not a frightened man, Mr. Onslow, or a superstitious,
-but I thought that night was too hard
-for a cyclone. I tell you, sir, and you may laugh
-if you like, I reckoned it up that Judgment Day
-had come, and I got the Prayer-book and read
-myself the Burial Service clean through, sea bits
-and all, so as to fetch whatever happened, land
-or water. I haven’t led a bad life, Mr. Onslow;
-pretty religious ashore, and never sparing myself
-trouble, in hazing a crew so as to carry out owner’s
-business at sea; and when I’d said that Burial
-Service, I felt I’d done all that could be expected.
-There was only one thing,” the little man added
-plaintively. “I wished I’d a new-washed jacket
-aboard. The one I’d on was that smeared and
-crumpled I should have felt shame to appear in
-it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I’m glad you weren’t hurt,” said Onslow.
-“It was a terrible night for any one in this
-area.”</p>
-
-<p>“I came through it, Mr. Onslow, without so
-much as a finger-nail broken. So did the donkeyman.
-He came up here and asked if I wanted
-him when the blow began, and when I told him<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_266"></a>[266]</span>
-‘No’ he went to his own room and turned in and
-slept till it was over. But the niggers didn’t.
-When the steamer began to list they got scared;
-thought she’d turn bilge uppermost, I suppose;
-and bolted down to their fishbox of a sloop which
-lay alongside. Of course, when the shores slipped
-their moorings and bore down on her, the sloop
-had to give; and she and the niggers are buried
-somewhere yonder to starboard, but where I don’t
-know. I’ve looked, but there isn’t so much as a
-spar, there isn’t so much as a whiff of circus to
-put a label on the spot. I’ve had mighty little
-to do latterly, and I might have struck up some
-sort of a sign-board to ’em, niggers though they
-were, if I could have fixed the place to an acre;
-but when a grave-head gets bigger than that you
-may be writing ‘here lyeth’ in more senses than
-one. So I left them quiet. Of course, with the
-steamer high and dry up-country, and the river
-two miles away through the thick woods, it wasn’t
-much good our messing with paint-pots and
-changing name-plates. We’d built a new fore-hatch
-and shipped it, and greased up the engines;
-and, as that seemed to me all that was necessary,
-I’ve given my shipmate holiday ever since.
-There’s the making of a sportsman in our
-donkeyman, Mr. Onslow. There isn’t a thing
-that crawls or flies or swims in this section of
-Florida that blessed Irishman hasn’t blown off<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_267"></a>[267]</span>
-my old gas-pipe at or tried to catch with a worm
-on a cod-hook. He wasn’t keen at first; said he’d
-been brought up in a works; but when I told him
-everything he took was poached, by James, sir,
-you might think he was Prince of Wales, the
-way he sticks at it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Blood will out!” said Onslow, with a laugh,
-and he marveled at the extraordinary toughness
-of the donkeyman. At all times there is much
-sulphur in the water of these Floridan swamps;
-but since the cyclone the sulphurous emanations
-had been stirred and set free, till the presence of
-them was almost unendurable. The waters were
-black to look upon, yellow to look through: and
-in the air was a never-failing, never-varying hint
-at the odor of ancient eggs. It even stole into
-the chart-house, and mingled with the scent of
-the magnolia blossoms.</p>
-
-<p>“It isn’t violets,” the captain assented, in reply
-to Onslow’s comment, “and there’s fever knocking
-about in those swamps as sure as there is in a
-Hamburg drain. But what’s fever mean, sir, except
-carelessness and ignorance? You tackle fever
-with science, Mr. Onslow, and it hasn’t a show.
-And if we haven’t got science aboard here, concentrated
-and labelled and bottled down in our
-medicine-chest, I don’t know where you will find
-it. Yes, sir, I will say that—the <i>Port Edes</i> has a
-romping fine medicine-chest; and I’ve been<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_268"></a>[268]</span>
-through it all myself, so I ought to know. The
-donkeyman’s been most ways through it, too;
-but he’s on at fever mixtures now, and he’s going
-solid at them. We’ve three quart bottles: A
-for bilious, B for malarial, and C for typhoid; and
-the donkeyman has a swig out of each, with a
-nip of chlorodyne thrown in, just after his breakfast
-every morning, and then a rub with some
-Rheumatic Cure, and if he isn’t as right as a mail-boat—well,
-never speak to me of drugs again.
-But it’s making a tough man of him, Mr. Onslow,
-and that’s what I want, because the donkeyman
-and I are going to chip in partnership.”</p>
-
-<p>“What! buy a steamer together and take her
-tramping? Well, I hope you’ll have all manner
-of luck.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t you make any error,” retorted the
-captain. “It isn’t salt-water trading we’re in for.
-We aren’t such gulls as that. We know too much
-about it, both of us. We’re going to start in
-farming.”</p>
-
-<p>“Farming? What do either of you know about
-that?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t you take me for a fool, sir. I can
-learn as well as any one; and so can the donkeyman.
-We shall get three hundred acres of land
-granted to the pair of us for nothing in North-West
-Canada, and even if crops failed altogether,
-we’ve enough saved up to live on for the first<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_269"></a>[269]</span>
-two years. We can try it, anyhow, when you
-give us our discharge from here. Ever since I
-worked at sea,” he added plaintively, “I’ve
-always wished to be a farmer.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think,” said Onslow, “I would dissuade you
-from the attempt if I could; but I know it’s no
-use trying, so I will hold my tongue on that point.
-As to when your bargain is up with the <i>Port Edes</i>,
-you can put that at half an hour from now if you
-like. Anyway, I’m going to leave her directly,
-and I never intend to return here again.”</p>
-
-<p>Captain Kettle’s jaw dropped. “What?” he
-gasped.</p>
-
-<p>“I have changed my mind,” Onslow said, “or
-had it changed for me. For my part, that gold
-will remain where it is. I am not going to touch
-a sovereign of it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Look here,” said Captain Kettle, “do you
-mind telling me? Did you come against some
-preacher during the cyclone, and get religion
-from him?”</p>
-
-<p>“I think I know what you mean. But you’re
-on the wrong track. I’m not the sort who announces
-publicly that he will cease to be a sinner
-just because he finds himself in physical danger.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said Kettle; “come to think of it, I
-should have known you were not. I was a fool
-to ask that question. But it settles it in another
-direction. There’s a woman got hold of you.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_270"></a>[270]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Or I of her.”</p>
-
-<p>“Either way. So that’s it? And you told her
-all about this racket, because you thought it
-wrong to hold any secrets of your own, and she
-soured on it. Well, that’s woman’s way. And
-the other lady you spoke about, she who made
-you run wild, you’ve forgotten her?”</p>
-
-<p>Onslow nodded.</p>
-
-<p>“And she’s forgotten you?”</p>
-
-<p>“I hope she has; and if she hasn’t I can’t help
-it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Mr. Onslow, if this business is to end
-in a ’bout ship, as soon as the donkeyman comes
-back from his hunting I am ready to get under
-weigh and be off. But as he isn’t here yet, and
-as we’ve still a bit of time to wait, I’d like to hear
-what is going to become of that £500,000 and the
-old ship after all. I’ve been in at the handling of
-them both so long that I’m beginning to take
-quite a friendly interest in their movements. As
-you know, I’ve liked them so well at times that
-I’ve been half inclined to adopt them myself.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know; and it is to your honor that you
-didn’t.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, as to honor, don’t you make any blessed
-error about that, sir. I’m a poor man with a
-family, and a wife that works, Mr. Onslow, and
-honor’s a luxury beyond my means. It was
-just my cantankerousness that prevented me<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_271"></a>[271]</span>
-being a rich man this minute. If the crew hadn’t
-been so uppish that night in the gut of the Florida
-channel, so help me, neither steamer nor gold
-would have got as far as this. And if it had come
-to a scramble, then you can bet I’m the man to
-have grabbed the pig’s share. But that chance
-is gone and done with, and so we’ll let it pass for
-the present. Still, I’d like to hear—if I might—who
-is to finger the stuff.”</p>
-
-<p>“Kettle, I’d tell you if I could, but on my soul,
-I’m not able. My bargain with the girl I’m going
-to marry was to pocket no share of the plunder
-myself; but, as I warned her when we made our
-bargain, I was Shelf’s man still, and couldn’t
-cease to serve him because of scruples with my
-own conscience. And so I was going to set off
-and carry his half to the bank which we had agreed
-upon, when a newspaper arrived to say that he
-had gone smash, and was in jail awaiting trial
-on sixteen heavy charges. It seems he had tried
-to make a bolt of it, and very nearly succeeded;
-but, through an accident to one of his own steamers,
-drifted back into the very hands of the English
-police.”</p>
-
-<p>“Having got him,” said Kettle, “they are
-likely to keep him on hand. There should be
-charges enough against that gentleman, if only
-they can find half of them, to do anything to him
-short of hanging.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_272"></a>[272]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Quite so,” Onslow agreed. “And I dare say
-we shall learn the details about that later. But
-to come back to the piece of knavery we were
-interested in, I may say that Shelf seems to have
-been prepared for the smash. Three days ago I
-had a letter from him (which had been passed on
-the road by the newspaper cablegram) telling me
-to transmit the stuff to a place in South America,
-where he would meet it. The money would have
-been a pleasant little nest-egg for him to begin
-life again on somewhere beyond the allurements
-of extradition treaties; and I’ve no doubt that
-if he had got it he would have sailed ahead brilliantly.
-But he hasn’t, and he’s in jail; and he
-will be set up on high as a warning to the universe.
-There are a good many of us thieves,
-Kettle; and he was the cleverest of the lot; and
-he has made a mess of it. Mr. Theodore Shelf
-will be a wonderful reforming influence in his fall.
-He’ll do more good to the morality of the world
-by coming a cropper than he ever did by preaching.
-However, he clearly couldn’t handle the
-money if I did send it to South America now,
-and, being a convict, he can’t hold property; and
-so (perhaps jesuitically) I hold myself clear of all
-pledge to him; and that’s how the matter stands.”</p>
-
-<p>Captain Kettle pulled at his short, red beard.
-“Then if you two aren’t taking any, who on earth
-is to get this money? Hang me if I can see!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_273"></a>[273]</span></p>
-
-<p>“The proper owners, whoever they may be,”
-replied Onslow. “But they’ll have to be found,
-and at present I haven’t the vaguest notion as to
-who they are. In fact, as we now stand, there’s
-our half-million of English sovereigns and a romping
-fine steamer going a-begging.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Lord!” mused Kettle, with his eyes upon
-the jam-pot of magnolia blossom, “why can’t
-this boodle be grabbed by a man like me? What
-have I done that I should kick up and down the
-world, and earn my living by being ugly to crews?
-If I’d means there wouldn’t be a wholesomer man
-between here and heaven. I’d have that farm,
-with cows on it, and sheep, and a steam threshing-machine,
-and I’d ride about the fields on a horse,
-and boss the hands just like Abraham did. I’d
-have the farm-buildings all painted white, with red
-roofs; and the house should be painted stone-color,
-with green shutters, and red flower-pots in
-the windows. No more lodging-house-keeping
-for the missis in Llandudno. I’d just waltz in
-there and turn the brutes she’d been slaving for
-right out into the street, and then take her off to
-my new farm before she’d time to gasp. We’d
-have a girl to do the house-work, and my old
-woman should be a lady, with nothing to do but
-trot round after her and see she did it. The kids—well,
-I guess I’d send them off to first-class
-boarding-schools first, and pay forty pounds each<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_274"></a>[274]</span>
-for them every year so long as there was anything
-more for them to learn. But they should come
-to us for the holidays; and in the evenings they
-and the missis should sing hymns, and I’d play
-the tunes for them on the accordion. I’d teach
-them to hold up their heads amongst the neighbors.
-And on Sunday nights we’d have in the
-minister to supper, and fill him out. Yes, Mr.
-Onslow, that’s the kind of man I am. Let me
-bend yellow gaiters and shave my chin, and there
-wouldn’t be a better, more God-fearing, more capable
-farmer ever attended market. It’s only the
-sea and the want of money that ever made me
-hanker to steal. Yes; poverty’s made me do a
-heap of mischief one way and another. I believe,”
-he added tentatively, “It would be worth
-somebody’s while to make me a well-off man even
-now. I’d be a deal safer that way.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s probable,” said Onslow dryly; “at any
-rate, for the while. But I don’t feel inclined to
-pension you off myself. For one thing, I couldn’t
-afford it out of my own pocket; and for another,
-I’m not going to let you have your pickings from
-the specie. It’s been trouble enough already, and
-if I can’t have it for myself, I’m jolly well going
-to make my conscience pat me on the back for
-handing it over to the right man.”</p>
-
-<p>“I believe,” said Kettle, “I’d do the same if I
-were in your shoes; but, you see, I’m not, Mr.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_275"></a>[275]</span>
-Onslow, and that’s why I wish it could be worked
-different. Hallo! here’s the donkeyman back
-again from his hunting. I wonder what he’ll have
-to say to it all? I wonder whether the donkeyman
-and I’ll chip in over what we’ve got and a
-free grant of land in Canada, or whether we’ll contrive
-to get independent for life before we leave
-this part of the world?”</p>
-
-<p>“Canada sounds likeliest,” said Onslow. “You
-and I might have a shooting-match here in the
-chart-house till one or other of us was stretched;
-but I don’t see that that would better you, because
-whatever happens to me, you won’t get at
-the gold. I’m the only person in the world who
-knows where it’s hid, and I’ll cheerfully let you
-empty your revolver at me (if I don’t contrive to
-pot you first), sooner than give it away. As for
-finding the stuff yourself, you might as well look
-for a pet mosquito in a nigger village. The ground
-closed up, during the cyclone, over the place
-where I put it, and the keenest dollar-hunter on
-this planet wouldn’t start to dig up the Everglades
-haphazard for a hoard.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Mr. Onslow,” said the sailor, “I’ll admit
-that sounds like square speaking. But, all
-the same, I think I’d like to hear what the donkeyman
-has to say upon the question before we
-close it. You see, he and I are running partners
-now, and it’s only right that he should have his<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_276"></a>[276]</span>
-say. The donkeyman has <em>savvy</em>, there’s no mortal
-doubt about that; and if he sees his way to
-give the new firm a good solid boost-up over this
-business, I’m the man that’s going to help him.
-I owe that to myself, not to mention the missis
-and the kids.”</p>
-
-<p>“Go on,” said Onslow, “and argue it out with
-the donkeyman. Only I hope you’ll see it my
-way in the end, because I don’t want this entertainment
-to end up with a shooting-match. I
-like you both too well to want to see either of you
-die in front of my pistol; and (what I have far
-more concern in) I most particularly don’t want
-to be killed myself just now.”</p>
-
-<p>“Because you have a lady waiting for you when
-you get back?”</p>
-
-<p>“That is so,” said Onslow. “Respectable
-married life will come to me as a novelty, and I’m
-anxious to taste it.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wonder if you ever will?” said Captain Kettle
-thoughtfully.</p>
-
-<p>Then he turned to the donkeyman and gave
-him a careful sketch of what had happened, and
-drew vivid pictures of the bucolic joys to be extracted
-from five hundred thousand pounds.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_277"></a>[277]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIV">CHAPTER XXIV.<br />
-<span class="smaller">A FLIGHT AND A RESTING-PLACE.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf had arranged for an
-exodus <i lang="fr">de luxe</i>, and flattered himself that he
-would have no difficulty in carrying it out. He
-had got to know exactly when the police were
-going to come for him at the house in Park Lane,
-and had slipped away from there in his own
-brougham, so as to leave himself a comfortable
-margin of start. He had stepped out of a railway-carriage
-at Newport, whilst all the authorities
-fondly imagined he was still on his way to
-Liverpool; and, with George and a small russia-leather
-handbag, had taken a cab down to the
-docks.</p>
-
-<p>He pulled out his large gold watch, looked
-at it, and smiled. Punctual to the minute! He
-paid his cabman, and, with the dog at his heels,
-stepped daintily amongst the litter on the wharf
-to where a single gang-plank joined it to the
-<i>Gazelle</i>, one of his own steamers. He went on
-board and shook hands with the captain.</p>
-
-<p>“All your portmanteaux have come, sir,” said<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_278"></a>[278]</span>
-that officer. “I saw them put into your room
-myself last night.”</p>
-
-<p>“And the wine?”</p>
-
-<p>“Nine cases of it, sir, stowed in the cabin store-room.
-My steward got in all the other things
-you ordered exactly as they were written out on
-the list, and for a cook I have managed to secure
-a man off a big Cunarder—by paying for him, of
-course. But, then, you told me, sir, I was not to
-spare cost.”</p>
-
-<p>“Quite right, Captain Colson; quite right.
-Money must be no object when we have health
-to consider; and my advisers tell me that it is absolutely
-dangerous for me to remain in England
-any longer. A change is imperative for me. You
-are ready to get under weigh?”</p>
-
-<p>“We finished coaling an hour ago. We are
-only waiting for you, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then,” said Mr. Shelf, with a pleasant smile,
-“do not rob me of another minute of my hardly-earned
-holiday, captain. Use your magician’s
-wand and waft me from the cares of business and
-the coal-dust of Newport—as quickly as ever you
-may. I will go below now and snatch a wink
-of sleep; and when I wake, let it be to breathe
-the pure sea air as it comes in sweet and clear and
-salt from the mouth of the Bristol Channel.”</p>
-
-<p>The captain was a practical man, who did not
-appreciate rhapsodies. He said, “Very well, sir;<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_279"></a>[279]</span>
-I’ll get her under weigh at once,” and left for
-the upper bridge.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf, with George at his heels,
-went below, undressed, and turned in. He slept
-placidly, and meanwhile the steamer worked out
-of dock and began to make her way down the
-reddened waters of the great estuary. He
-dreamed of conquering another financial kingdom
-for himself in a South American Republic. It
-was a very pleasant dream, full of rich and voluptuous
-detail.</p>
-
-<p>When he woke, he began at once the process of
-cutting himself adrift from his old life. His clothes
-of every-day wear—the prim black broadcloth
-that he preached in, addressed the House of Commons
-in, wore for business purposes in the City—lay
-in a ruffled heap on the cabin floor. He unscrewed
-the port-hole, and dropped the garments
-one by one on to the sunny waves which raced by
-outside. And then he drew from his portmanteau
-tweeds of a daring pattern and yellow boots and
-a smart straw hat; and in ten minutes he was
-another man. The smug, hypocritical smile was
-gone from his face, and his lips pouted lovingly
-round an excellent cigar.</p>
-
-<p>Except by stealth he had not smoked for fifteen
-years, and as the fumes went up he felt that
-he was burning a pleasant incense to his new-bought
-liberty. He would have smoked in bed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_280"></a>[280]</span>
-had he thought of it; but as it was, smoking before
-breakfast made the next best thing, since
-both seemed eminently rakish.</p>
-
-<p>A deferential steward knocked at his door, and
-announced breakfast. Mr. Shelf strolled out
-into the main cabin, threw his cigar into the alley-way,
-and sat up to the table. The captain and
-the second mate were mealing with him, and, by
-the faces of them, they felt out of their element
-before the epicurean <i lang="fr">menu</i> which the Cunarder’s
-cook had sent up in place of the usual hash and
-tea. But Shelf took the lead, and called for champagne
-to drink <i lang="fr">bon voyage</i>, and unwrapped himself
-into a glittering host, and had them at their
-entire ease in less time than it takes to eat a curried
-egg. There was no holding the man. He
-was free with his speech as a bookmaker at Monte
-Carlo; he was witty, scurrilous, irreverent; he
-brought out tales which made even the captain
-grin dubiously. In fact, he showed such a fine
-vein of breezy sinfulness that the captain (who
-had been in his service for many a weary year)
-marveled at his strength in ever keeping it
-under.</p>
-
-<p>George was the only person who understood it
-all. George sat on a cushioned locker and grinned
-and appreciated Mr. Shelf’s changed manner to
-the full. If he could have shown derision for the
-gulls they had left behind in England, he would<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_281"></a>[281]</span>
-have done it cheerfully. Mr. Shelf was all George’s
-world. He was a most immoral dog.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Now it came to pass that a sudden change
-swept over the scene. Whilst Mr. Shelf was initiating
-his new friends into the beauties of an
-after-breakfast liqueur, the steamer’s helm was
-put hard a-port to avoid a fishing-boat which had
-got in her way; and whilst he chose a cigarette
-from his elaborate silver case, the steam steering-gear
-chose to break down, and before he had lit
-the dainty roll of tobacco and blown out his match
-and inhaled four puffs of smoke, the steamer was
-hard-and-fast ashore on one of the outlying reefs
-of Lundy Island.</p>
-
-<p>The mate in charge on the bridge had done his
-best with reversed engines, but the steamer’s way
-was too great, and the ported helm gave her a
-steer which no one could govern; and so she took
-the shore on a falling tide.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Shelf’s vocabulary lengthened still more
-surprisingly. The scheme of easy escape had of
-a sudden been snatched away. The fear of worse
-than death was upon him, and he cursed the mate,
-the steamer, and all within her by all the gods he
-had ever served. The captain suggested that the
-blame would fall upon the pilot in charge, and
-Mr. Shelf cursed the pilot with fluent rage. The
-man was in a perfect hysteria of passion and rage.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_282"></a>[282]</span></p>
-
-<p>But by degrees he calmed down, and, when the
-shipboard flurry was at an end, drew the captain
-aside and addressed him confidentially.</p>
-
-<p>“When can you get her off?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Next tide, if I wanted to; but I don’t. My
-mate’s been below, and he says there are half a
-dozen plates started. I’m sorry, Mr. Shelf, but
-this is going to be a job for the salvage people.
-I hope, sir, you’ll take into consideration that it’s
-through no fault of mine the old boat’s got herself
-piled up. I know you don’t give berths to
-any officer who’s once been unlucky, even though
-he has kept his ticket clean; but, seeing that I’m
-a shareholder——”</p>
-
-<p>“Man!” broke in Shelf, passionately, “you
-must get her off with the next tide, and try and
-push on across the Atlantic. I can’t afford to
-waste the time. Good heavens, Captain Colson,
-you have pumps! What are pumps for if they
-can’t counterbalance a bit of a leak? Besides,
-the weather’s fine enough.”</p>
-
-<p>The captain stared. “You don’t seem to understand,
-sir,” he said. “This isn’t a new ship,
-and she’s stove in three compartments, at least.
-She’d go down like a broken salmon-can if she
-put into deep water. Of course, we should get
-off right enough in the boats; but, seeing that
-you were on board, I fancy the insurance people’d
-think there was something hanky-panky about it<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_283"></a>[283]</span>
-and refuse to pay. And, any way, if we tried
-anything half so mad I should lose my ticket for
-good.”</p>
-
-<p>“Man,” said Shelf, putting ten shaking fingers
-on the captain’s arm, “we must go on at any
-risk, if it’s only to Spain—if it’s only to France.”</p>
-
-<p>The captain looked at him queerly. “What’s
-this mean?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“I dare not go back.”</p>
-
-<p>“And why not, please?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve been unfortunate in business, captain,
-and it is absolutely essential that I should remain
-abroad a month or so till matters are settled up
-again.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ho!” said Captain Colson, “I’m beginning
-to see. And which business, please, have you
-been unfortunate in?”</p>
-
-<p>“What does it matter? Several. Captain, you
-are wasting time.”</p>
-
-<p>“There is no immediate hurry, sir,” said the
-captain, stolidly. “May I ask if the ‘Brothers
-S. S. Association’ is down on its luck amongst the
-other concerns?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m—er—I’m afraid it isn’t very prosperous,”
-said Shelf.</p>
-
-<p>“Bust?” inquired the captain.</p>
-
-<p>“Confound you, yes!” roared Shelf. “What
-do you mean by questioning me like this?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve got £300 in that blessed company.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_284"></a>[284]</span></p>
-
-<p>“Ah!” said Shelf, changing his tone. “Well,
-that is unfortunate. But,” he continued, with a
-significant nod of the head, “I’ve managed to
-save a little something for myself out of the general
-wreck, and if you will see me safe out of the
-country, captain, I’ll underwrite those few shares
-of yours for five hundred per cent.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said Captain Colson, “I’m damned if I
-do! That three hundred’s about all my pile;
-but I got it clean, and I’m not going to keep it
-dirty.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you mean,” said Shelf, with growing terror,
-“you’re not going to help me out of the
-country?”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s about the size of it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens, man, the police will take me,
-and there will be a trial, and everything I have
-done will be distorted and misunderstood! I
-shall be eternally disgraced! They will give me
-penal servitude!”</p>
-
-<p>“Your fault for earning it,” said the captain.</p>
-
-<p>“You fool!” broke out Shelf with a fresh snarl;
-“don’t you see you are robbing yourself? If you
-give me up you lose your own miserable £300.
-If you get me off you’ll pocket £1500. Hang it,
-man, I’ll give you three thousand!”</p>
-
-<p>“You said,” retorted the captain, “you’d got
-some pickings out of this wreck with you! Well,
-I guess the proper owners’ll have that when the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_285"></a>[285]</span>
-time comes, and I shall have my sixty-fourth, or
-whatever it is, along with the rest. I know twenty
-decent men who’ve got about all they own in
-your rotten concerns, and I wouldn’t think it a
-fair thing to feather my own nest whilst they got
-skinned to the bone.—I’ll trouble you, Mr. Theodore
-Shelf, to take your hand off my arm, or
-you’ll get your bally teeth knocked down your
-throat. Don’t you come near me any more—you
-ain’t wholesome!”</p>
-
-<p>“I will take one of the boats,” said Shelf,
-desperately, “and get out into the Channel, and
-try and get picked up by some outward-bound
-steamer.”</p>
-
-<p>“You will do,” retorted the captain, “nothing
-of the sort. There’s a tug coming up now to our
-assistance, and I shall send you off to Bideford in
-her in charge of my mate. If you’re awkward,
-you shall travel with a pair of rusty handcuffs on
-your heels. I’m going,” said the captain, with
-an acid grin, “to make a bid for popularity in
-the newspapers. I’m going to be known as the
-man who nabbed you when you tried to bolt, and
-I hope I shall get some sympathy for it; and I
-hope some one will be kind enough to give me
-another berth in consequence.”</p>
-
-<p>“Just hear me one minute more,” Shelf pleaded.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve got no use for any of your talk,” said the
-captain, sturdily; “and there’s the boat in the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_286"></a>[286]</span>
-water. Down you get into her, or else you’ll be
-put by a pair of quartermasters. You’ll board the
-tug, and my mate’ll see you safe ashore in Bideford.
-After that, you can go to the devil for me;
-but I expect the police’ll be waiting ready for
-you.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Theodore Shelf stepped on shore at the
-Devonshire seaport a free man, and free he remained
-for that night and the succeeding morning,
-as there was no warrant in the town on which
-to arrest him. The whole place knew his name,
-and crowded round the hotel where he stayed
-with open-mouthed interest. The local police
-bit their fingers, and betted odds that he would
-commit suicide; and on suicide the wretched
-man’s thoughts continually turned. But he could
-not screw himself up to the pitch. He read with
-morbid carefulness the newspaper accounts of the
-crash, and he dulled his soul with brandy. Save
-for one other thing, that was all he did till the
-police came and fetched him away. His remaining
-action was a typical one. He ordered in a
-local tailor, and once more attired himself in
-somber black broadcloth. The bright-colored
-tweeds he burnt. If he had to go back to London,
-it should be as the ghost of his old self, and not
-as the caricature of his new.</p>
-
-<p>Of the man’s journey to London, and the peering
-crowds at every stop, there shall be no further<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_287"></a>[287]</span>
-word here; nor of the frenzied attempt to lynch
-him, which a crowd of his victims made in Paddington
-Station; nor of the sensational trial; nor
-of the awful details of destitution which spread
-all over the face of the land. These things were
-written of at length in the daily Press, and the
-memory of them is new and raw. Therefore they
-need not be repeated.</p>
-
-<p>One other short look at him must suffice for
-the present time.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_288"></a>[288]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXV">CHAPTER XXV.<br />
-<span class="smaller">CLOSING STRANDS.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Hamilton Fairfax came into the drawing-room
-of their newly bought house in Kent and
-kissed his wife, and sat down in a deep armchair.
-She perched herself upon the arm and leaned her
-shoulder against his. He was looking gloomy,
-and she commented on it.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t feel cheerful, my dear, and that’s a
-fact,” he said. “I’ve had to run down to Portland
-to see that pernicious old guardian of yours,
-and the sight of fallen splendor is never very
-exhilarating.”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor Mr. Shelf!” said Amy Fairfax, softly.
-“I suppose he deserves his fourteen years, but,
-on my soul, I’m sorry for him. I wish from my
-heart that he had managed to get away in the
-<i>Gazelle</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>“And scoffed at the law?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, bother the law! I’m thinking of the
-man; not of what he did. He was always most
-kind to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“If it hadn’t been for some one else who took<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_289"></a>[289]</span>
-an interest in you, my dear, he’d have made off
-with your fortune with his other plunder.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t blow your own trumpet, Hamilton. I
-know quite well all about that. But the facts
-remain that he didn’t get it; and that he was always
-fond of me; and that he maneuvered to get
-me out of the house that awful night when the
-<i lang="fr">exposé</i> came. That last thing alone would make
-me think kindly of him if nothing else did. What
-is he doing now? Tell me!”</p>
-
-<p>“Studying the mechanical properties of oolitic
-limestone; making up to the jail chaplain; and
-sampling a diet which is entirely new to him.
-He’s gone through his spell of solitary work, and
-is employed now in the quarries. He has lost
-three stone in weight, wears his knickerbocker
-suit most jauntily, and looks brown and muscular,
-and vastly healthy. He is not so dejected as one
-might expect. He has a position in Portland
-just as he had in London. The humbler operators
-look up to him and envy his dashing knaveries.
-They naturally feel a respect for a man who
-has pilfered more pounds than they have stolen
-pennies, and yet earned no heavier a sentence.”</p>
-
-<p>“You are bitter against him, Hamilton.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know I am, dear, and I can’t help it. The
-very sight of the man makes my gorge rise inside
-me. When I think of the awful misery he has
-caused to so many thousands of people, I feel<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_290"></a>[290]</span>
-that the only thing suitable for him is one of those
-Chinese punishments with physical torture in
-them. He couldn’t have risen superior to that.
-But as it is, he has had strength of mind to accept
-the situation philosophically, and use his wit
-to make it as endurable as possible. They told
-me he is a model convict; gets up early and cleans
-his cell; sings in chapel with noise and zeal;
-works in the quarries with cheerfulness and intelligence;
-and is as keen to earn all his marks and
-his shilling a week without stoppages as ever he
-was to turn a profit in the City. He was sent
-into penal servitude to suffer and repent, and he
-isn’t doing either. He’s amusing his brain by
-humbugging the chaplain with a well-acted repentance,
-by courting admiration amongst the other
-convicts, and by scheming to get the largest possible
-amount of bodily benefits possible under
-the circumstances. And he’s looking forward to
-a snug and comfortable retirement when his spell
-of prison is over. He’s a living piece of ridicule
-to the law that sentenced him, and I felt that I
-wanted to make him wear a <i lang="es">cangue</i>, or to pour
-boiling oil over him, to make him properly sorry
-for himself.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Amy, “if married people didn’t
-differ occasionally, married life would be very
-dull. This is one of the times when we counteract
-dullness, because here I don’t agree with you<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_291"></a>[291]</span>
-in the very least. I’m quite human enough to be
-glad that a man I always liked is making the
-best of a very bad job. I know he’d feel the
-same if I were in his shoes. He always liked me—and
-George. Now it isn’t many men who,
-when the trouble was thickest on them, would
-have taken all the care he did over a dog.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, George has got a comfortable berth
-here,” said Fairfax. “But old Shelf needn’t have
-made such a fuss about it. We’d have given the
-animal a home just for the bare asking.”</p>
-
-<p>“I like him for the fuss,” Amy retorted. “It
-wasn’t humbug in the least; any one could see
-that. He just loved that dog, and he was
-genuinely anxious about what was going to
-happen to him.”</p>
-
-<p>The fox-terrier, who was lying on the hearth-rug,
-gave a lazy tail-wag at hearing his name
-mentioned, and blinked sleepily.</p>
-
-<p>“If fatness is any criterion, George has got a
-very comfortable job of it as dog to this establishment,”
-said Fairfax. “He seems to drop into
-altered circumstances as philosophically as his
-master does.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wonder what Mrs. Shelf is doing now,”
-said the young wife, dreamily. “I wonder if she
-is alive anywhere. She could not have disappeared
-more completely. She was seen on the
-night of that memorable ball; and the next<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_292"></a>[292]</span>
-morning she was not; and no one seems to have
-got a word of her since. I do wonder what has
-happened to her.”</p>
-
-<p>“That,” said Fairfax, “is the other piece of
-news I have for you, and though you may like
-her fate, it isn’t to my taste at all. The lady is
-not only very much alive, but she is practising her
-old game with the most brilliant success in Paraguay.
-She is now Donna Laura Anaquel (which
-is ‘Shelf’ in a Spanish garb), a grass widow, and
-the leader of State society in Asuncion. The
-reigning President is a widower, and the Bishop
-of Asuncion has offered to grant Donna Laura a
-divorce on the ground of desertion. It is a polite
-piece of attention, and according to accounts she
-could certainly be Mrs. President if she liked; but
-she has refused to cut herself adrift from the excellent
-Theodore; and at the pace she is going
-will probably get herself elected Dictatoress of the
-Republic at the next election or revolution, or
-whatever it may be, through sheer weight of influence
-and popularity. She is really a most astounding
-woman.”</p>
-
-<p>“She’s as clever as paint, if that is what you
-mean. But why Paraguay? and what’s she
-doing it on? That sort of amusement costs
-money.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course she has money at her command.
-Previous reputation counts nothing, either one<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_293"></a>[293]</span>
-way or the other, in that blissful republic. But
-with money and wit you can do mostly anything
-you want. As usual, she has to thank Mr. Theodore
-Shelf for the sinews of war. He, bless his
-heart, foresaw his crash in this country for two
-whole years before it came to pass, and bought a
-fine <i lang="es">estançia</i> near Asuncion, and transmitted
-shareholders’ money to banks in that city to run
-it on. She’s got hold of the lot, and as England
-has no extradition treaty with the rogues out
-there, she’s making it hum. That woman’s a lot
-too clever for my liking, Amy; but I’ve one solid
-hope for her. Either she may meddle with politics
-too much and get shot, or else she may work out
-human justice by spending up all the stolen
-hoard, and leave that old rascal Shelf nothing to
-fall back on when he gets out of Portland on his
-ticket-of-leave.”</p>
-
-<p>“That,” replied Mrs. Fairfax, “is another point
-on which we will disagree amiably. According to
-accounts, there is room for much improvement in
-Paraguay in every way. The Shelfs are just the
-people to bring it about. They simply bristle with
-energy. If he had the handling of the finances
-of the country they would be bound to take an
-upward turn; and, for the social part, she is just
-the one woman in all the world to lay down an
-entire set of new and up-to-date laws. Moreover,
-she’d make them dress like Christians and Parisians,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_294"></a>[294]</span>
-and that is an art (if one may believe pictures) in
-which they are obviously deficient.”</p>
-
-<p>“Hum,” said Fairfax. “Your notions may be
-generous, Amy, but I’m afraid they lean towards
-anarchy.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am grateful to people who have done well
-by me personally, that is all. You apparently
-are not. You might remember, my dear boy,
-that it was through Mrs. Shelf that you and I
-came together in the first instance. But, perhaps,
-you are angry with her for that? You may be
-tired of me already?”</p>
-
-<p>Hamilton Fairfax laughed, and drew down his
-wife’s face to his own, and kissed her three times.
-“If you put it that way,” he said, “I shall have
-to swallow my resentment against the Shelfs for
-good and all.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s right,” said Amy. “Now I like you
-ever so much better. I say, ring the bell and
-let’s go out for a spin in the tandem.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_295"></a>[295]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXVI">CHAPTER XXVI.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE LUCKY MAN.</span></h2>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>No one ever accused Mr. Reginald Lossing of
-having brains; no one ever denied that he had a
-luck which was monumental. He had a name for
-luck which was looked up to and marveled at,
-even in the society papers.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Lossing had no settled trade or profession;
-he was like unto a lily in the matter of toil and
-dress, and he made a very comfortable income at
-it. He dabbled in outsiders on the turf, in shares
-of uncharted gold mines, in the fascinating game
-of unlimited loo; and was able to look complacently
-on the results. He went into all these and
-other operations with a genial, childish simplicity;
-and, like the banker at roulette, there
-always seemed a steady pull in his favor. How
-it was done no one knew; he did not know himself;
-and he and all his world marveled, and prophesied
-that his luck would some day turn with a
-rush and a sweeping tide.</p>
-
-<p>When he got mixed up with the Shelf affair it
-seemed as if this would be the case.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_296"></a>[296]</span></p>
-
-<p>There was something very near akin to a panic
-in Lloyds’ when the total loss of the <i>Port Edes</i>
-was reported, and those unfortunates who had
-underwritten her were anxious to dispose of their
-risks at remarkable prices to any credulous man
-who believed that this first report was a <i lang="fr">canard</i>.
-Consequently there was some pretty steep gambling
-gone through in the space of minutes, and
-more than one small man got broke with surprising
-rapidity.</p>
-
-<p>Now, Master Lossing happened to be in the
-room as an idle spectator, and was hit with the
-excitement, and asked a friend who was a member
-to act for him. “I’m going to play a hand
-in this,” quoth Master Lossing.</p>
-
-<p>“At what price?” asked his friend.</p>
-
-<p>“When they get to ninety-eight guineas.”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose you know that makes you liable
-for about £10,800. There’s £540,000 underwritten.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m good for that,” said Lossing; and an
-hour afterwards proved himself so, as he had to
-pay. To this day many Lloyds’ men, who were
-interested in that scene, congratulate themselves
-on having made £10,800 salvage by a fluke out of
-a ship that was totally lost.</p>
-
-<p>It began to dawn on Lossing after the event
-that he had made a fool of himself, and that his
-luck was through; but he had the sense not to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_297"></a>[297]</span>
-whine aloud, and so his friends forgot the matter
-in the excitement of other interests. Lossing did
-not forget, because the bank had written to him
-that his account was overdrawn, and he had several
-bills which much wanted paying. Unostentatiously
-he began to look about him for a means
-of making a more regular and steady livelihood.</p>
-
-<p>As after several months of search this last did
-not seem any appreciably nearer, he was able to
-give full attention to a letter he received concerning
-the <i>Port Edes</i> and her cargo. It was unsigned,
-and bore an American postmark. It ran
-as follows:—</p>
-
-<p>“Sir. I hear that you are now legitimate
-owner of the <i>Port Edes</i> and her cargo. She was
-picked up at sea, and is now in the Everglades of
-Florida in (here followed the exact latitude and
-longitude). The specie is taken out of her, and
-you will find it by digging (here came elaborate
-cross-bearings and directions). If you are a wise
-man, and wish to enjoy what is now legally your
-own, you will say as little about the matter to any
-one as possible.”</p>
-
-<p>The communication was, to say the least of it,
-mysterious; but, because Lossing was a fool, he
-did not see so many possibilities in it as a man of
-more imagination might have done. Moreover,
-having failed to discover the suitable occupation,
-the before-mentioned, he was feeling that the end<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_298"></a>[298]</span>
-of his tether approached, and appreciated the
-loneliness of the void which lay beyond. So,
-with all before him, and nothing behind, he determined
-to find out how the matter lay with his
-own eyes, and with that purpose journeyed to the
-hotel at Point Sebastian, now rebuilt with new
-magnificence.</p>
-
-<p>It was the Floridan winter season, and the
-place was crowded, and amongst the crowd was
-Lossing’s old friend, Kent-Williams, again at the
-end of a new quarter’s allowance. Mr. Reginald
-Lossing stayed a week at Point Sebastian, and,
-by the kindly offices of Kent-Williams (who remained
-on as his guest), he learnt much about the
-manners and customs of Floridan society.</p>
-
-<p>Knowing Patrick Onslow, he heard with interest
-about his marriage to Miss Elsie Kildare,
-and with amusement the details of the send-off.</p>
-
-<p>“There wasn’t much money throwing about,”
-Kent-Williams explained, “but we did the thing
-in style for all that. She was married from here,
-and old Van Liew did the heavy father to perfection.
-I was best man in a two-dollar alpaca
-coat (I’ll trouble you) by way of purple and fine
-linen; and a singer-fellow, who was down here
-for D. T., howled ‘The voice that breathed o’er
-Eden’ as good as you could have got it done in
-Milan. There was a regular A1 feed to follow,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_299"></a>[299]</span>
-and then the pair of them went off to the depôt
-behind the best trotting team in this section.
-They’re going to settle out west, but where exactly
-I don’t know, though I suppose we shall
-hear one of these days. We’d high jinks after
-they’d gone. Some of the boys got a bit full, and
-there was a trifle of a row, and a Balliol man and
-a Cracker from round here got laid out; but they
-were both regular toughs, and nobody missed
-them; and, besides, a thing like that lent local
-color to the wedding.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Lossing, “but touching this other
-matter I’ve been speaking about,” and went on
-to discourse about a certain steamer and some
-specie, which was a topic he had very much at
-heart just then. Kent-Williams picked up the
-subject with interest. There seemed to be money
-in it, and money was a commodity which he most
-ardently desired.</p>
-
-<p>That was not the first conference they had had
-by any means, nor was it the last, for some projects
-take much pre-arranging, especially if the
-projectors are not gentlemen of any marked ability
-or experience. But, at the end of a week from
-Mr. Lossing’s first appearance at Point Sebastian,
-a definite plan had grown in their heads, and with
-a small equipment they set out in a 10-ton
-schooner for a down-coast river said to lead into
-the Everglades—they and five others, whereof<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_300"></a>[300]</span>
-two were disrated nautical men, and one an engineer.</p>
-
-<p>The saga of their doings for the next six
-months does not appear, but it is known that the
-schooner returned twice, and took back with her
-provisions and digging implements (which were
-paid for in yellow English gold), and each time
-gathered two or three more recruits of varied
-tints. There must have been quite a colony of
-them out there, and legends floated out from the
-’Glades of strife amongst themselves and of
-a fracas with Seminole Indians. But nothing
-definite transpired, and, in fact, the exact location
-of the colony itself was quite unknown. That
-part of Florida does not attract the explorer for
-many reasons.</p>
-
-<p>It was not, I may say, till some seven months
-later that Messrs. Kent-Williams and Lossing
-deigned to reappear before the eyes of polite
-society, and then (for some reason which may not
-be very comfortably explained) it was on one of
-the Royal Mail Company’s steamboats bound
-homewards from a port of Eastern South America.
-It might have been remarked that Lossing carried
-a newly healed scar above his right eyebrow.</p>
-
-<p>The pair of them sat in cool cane chairs under
-the shade of the awning, watching in silence the
-low shores dip under the sea, and smoking
-Brazilian cigars with massive contentment.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_301"></a>[301]</span></p>
-
-<p>It was Kent-Williams who, when the last palm-tree
-had disappeared beneath the waters, first
-made speech. “So that’s done with,” he said.
-“I feel ten years older, but it’s done with, and
-we’ve got what we wanted.”</p>
-
-<p>“Done with it is, thank my precious luck,”
-said Lossing. “I’m glad as a man can be; but
-I tell you I’m bubbling with surprise still that
-the thing should ever have come in my way. It’s
-a bigger puzzle than I shall ever make out in this
-life. Think of it! First a steamer—my steamer,
-that I draw out of a gamble, which is supposed
-to be sunk—gets up, and goes overland, and
-plants herself firmly in the middle of a solid forest,
-as though she wanted to grow there like a tree.
-We have it on the most reliable accounts that the
-crew deserted her out in the Mexican Gulf; but
-some unknown somebody comes up and paints
-a different color on one of her smoke-stacks, and
-leaves the other as it was, and screws new cast-brass
-name-plates on all her engines and fittings,
-and leaves the lifebuoys labeled ‘<i>Port Edes</i>
-of Liverpool.’ But then the gold in her flies
-two miles further up-country, and dives twenty
-feet under the ground, without disturbing the
-mangrove roots. And you will please to remember
-that that same network of wood cost
-us two days of hard cutting with an ax before
-we got through it. Now, if a man can ravel<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_302"></a>[302]</span>
-all that out, I swear he ought to be burnt for
-sorcery.”</p>
-
-<p>“It was the fishiness of the whole thing that
-impressed me most,” said Kent-Williams, thoughtfully.
-“I think, dear boy, we’ve been very wise
-chaps in selling your blessed steamer with a
-brand-new set of names on her to a Spanish man
-who gave a low price and asked no questions. It
-was quite honest on our part, seeing that the
-steamer and her cargo were legally yours; but I
-shouldn’t be surprised if, by keeping dark, we’ve
-saved a lot of trouble for somebody else.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s very probable,” said Lossing. “But I
-wonder who? D’you know, old man, I’d give a
-couple of thousand, out of sheer curiosity, just
-to know how all this racket has been fixed up. It
-seems to me some way that Pat Onslow must
-have had a finger in it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you think,” retorted Kent-Williams,
-“that if Patrick Onslow had his finger on half a
-million, which no one else knew about, it wouldn’t
-have been his half-million? No, sir. That cock
-won’t fight. Besides, Onslow was spooning the
-Kildare girl, and that took up all his time, I
-guess. Heigh-ho!” said Kent-Williams.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s that for?”</p>
-
-<p>“Which?”</p>
-
-<p>“The sigh.”</p>
-
-<p>“Did I sigh? Well, I was thinking about Mrs.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_303"></a>[303]</span>
-Duvernay, the Kildare girl’s sister, that Onslow
-was spoons on himself one time. She’s a deuced
-nice-looking woman.”</p>
-
-<p>“So you’ve said before.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know. Between ourselves, Lossing, dear
-boy, I went up to her place one evening and proposed
-to her; and—this is in confidence, mind—d’you
-know, by Jove! she actually refused me.
-She’s got that fellow Onslow still in her head, I
-suppose. But I shall go out and have a look at
-her again. Honestly, I was after her £500 a year
-at first; but now that (thanks to you) I’m better
-off, it won’t look so bad; and, really, I like her
-better than I thought. She’s a most awfully
-charming woman.”</p>
-
-<p>“Whatever did she marry that brute Duvernay
-for?” asked Lossing.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, that,” replied Kent-Williams, “is more
-than I can tell you.”</p>
-
-<p class="titlepage">THE END.</p>
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