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-Title: A Man in the Zoo
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A MAN IN THE ZOO ***
-
-
-
-
- A MAN IN THE ZOO
-
-
-
-
- A
- MAN IN THE ZOO
-
- by
-
- DAVID GARNETT
-
- Illustrated with wood engravings
- by R. A. GARNETT
-
- [Illustration]
-
- TORONTO
- THE MACMILLAN COMPANY OF
- CANADA LIMITED
-
- 1924
-
-
- _SPECIAL EDITION
- FOR SALE ONLY IN CANADA_
-
-
- _PRINTED IN ENGLAND
- ALL RIGHTS
- RESERVED_
-
-
- TO
- HENRIETTA BINGHAM
- AND
- MINA KIRSTEIN
-
-
-
-
- AUTHOR’S NOTE
-
-
-I have to thank Mr. Arthur Waley for permission to quote from his
-translation of a poem by Wang Yen-shou, which appears in “The Temple and
-other Poems,” published by Messrs. Allen & Unwin.
-
-I also wish to say that the Royal Zoological Society has always been the
-object of my respect and admiration, and that in this story, neither
-explicitly nor implicitly, is anything intended that could be regarded
-as derogatory to the Society in any sense.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-A MAN IN THE ZOO
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-John Cromartie and Josephine Lackett gave up their green tickets at the
-turnstile, and entered the Zoological Society’s Gardens by the South
-Gate.
-
-It was a warm day at the end of February, and Sunday morning. In the air
-there was a smell of spring, mixed with the odours of different
-animals--yaks, wolves, and musk-oxen, but the two visitors did not
-notice it. They were lovers, and were having a quarrel.
-
-They came soon to the Wolves and Foxes, and stood still opposite a cage
-containing an animal very like a dog.
-
-“Other people, other people! You are always considering the feelings of
-other people,” said Mr. Cromartie. His companion did not answer him, so
-he went on:
-
-“You say somebody feels this, or that somebody else may feel the other.
-You never talk to me about anything except what other people are
-feeling, or may be going to feel. I wish you could forget about other
-people and talk about yourself, but I suppose you have to talk of other
-people’s feelings because you haven’t any of your own.”
-
-The beast opposite them was bored. He looked at them for a moment and
-forgot them at once. He lived in a small space, and had forgotten the
-outside world where creatures very like himself raced in circles.
-
-“If that is the reason,” said Cromartie, “I do not see why you should
-not say so. It would be honest if you were to tell me you felt nothing
-for me. It is not honest to say first that you love me, and then that
-you are a Christian and love everybody equally.”
-
-“Nonsense,” said the girl, “you know that is nonsense. It is not
-Christianity, it is because I love several people very much.”
-
-“You do not love several people very much,” said Cromartie, interrupting
-her. “You cannot possibly love people like your aunts. Nobody could. No,
-you do not really love anybody. You imagine that you do because you have
-not got the courage to stand alone.”
-
-“I know whom I love, and whom I do not,” said Josephine. “And if you
-should drive me to choose between you and everybody else, I should be a
-fool to give myself to you.”
-
- +--------------------------+
- | DINGO ♂ |
- | _Canis familiaris var._ |
- |NEW SOUTH WALES, AUSTRALIA|
- +--------------------------+
-
-“Poor little Dingo,” said Cromartie. “They do shut up creatures here on
-the thinnest pretexts. He is only the familiar dog.”
-
-[Illustration]
-
-The Dingo whined, and wagged his tail. He knew that he was being spoken
-of.
-
-Josephine turned from her lover to the Dingo, and her face softened as
-she looked at it.
-
-“I suppose they have got to have everything here, every single kind of
-beast there is, even if it turns out to be nothing but an ordinary dog.”
-
-They left the Dingo, walked to the next cage, and stood side by side
-looking at the creature in it.
-
-“The slender dog,” said Josephine, reading the label. She laughed, and
-the slender dog got up and walked away.
-
-“So that is a wolf,” said Cromartie, as they stopped six feet further
-on. “Another dog in a cage.... Give yourself to me, Josephine, that
-sounds to me as if you were crazy. But it shows anyway that you are not
-in love with me. If you are in love it is all or nothing. You cannot be
-in love with several people at once. I know because I am in love with
-you, and other people are all my enemies, necessarily my enemies.”
-
-“What nonsense!” said Josephine.
-
-“If I am in love with you,” Cromartie went on, “and you with me, it
-means that you are the only person who is not my enemy, and I am the
-only person who is not yours. A fool to give yourself to me! Yes, you
-are a fool if you fancy you are in love when you are not, and I should
-be a fool to believe it. You do not give yourself to the person with
-whom you are in love, you are yourself instead of being dressed up in
-armoured plate.”
-
-“Has this place got nothing in it besides tame dogs?” asked Josephine.
-
-They walked together towards the lion house, and Josephine took John’s
-arm in hers. “Armoured plate. It doesn’t seem to me to make sense. I
-cannot bear to hurt the people I love, and so I am not going to live
-with you, or do anything that they would mind if they found out.”
-
-John said nothing to this, only shrugged his shoulders, screwed up his
-eyes, and rubbed his nose. In the lion house they walked slowly from
-cage to cage until they came to a tiger which walked up and down, up and
-down, up and down, turning his great painted head with intolerable
-familiarity, and with his whiskers just brushing the brick wall.
-
-“They pay for their beauty, poor beasts,” said John, after a pause. “And
-you know it proves what I’ve been saying. Mankind want to catch anything
-beautiful and shut it up, and then come in thousands to watch it die by
-inches. That’s why one hides what one is and lives behind a mask in
-secret.”
-
-“I hate you, John, and all your ideas. I love my fellow creatures--or
-most of them--and I can’t help it if you are a tiger and not a human
-being. I’m not mad; I can trust people with every feeling I have got,
-and I shall never have any feelings that I shouldn’t like to share with
-everybody. I don’t mind if I am a Christian--it’s better than suffering
-from persecution mania, and browbeating me because I’m fond of my father
-and Aunt Eily.”
-
-But Miss Lackett did not look very browbeaten as she said this. On the
-contrary her eyes sparkled, her colour was high and her looks imperious,
-and she kept tapping the toe of her pointed shoe on the stone floor. Mr.
-Cromartie was irritated by this tapping, so he said something in a low
-voice on purpose so that Josephine should not be able to hear it; the
-only word audible was “browbeating.”
-
-She asked him very savagely what he had said. John laughed. “What’s the
-use of my talking to you at all if you fly into a rage before you have
-even heard what I have got to say?” he asked her.
-
-Josephine turned pale with self-control; she glared at a placid lion
-with such fury that, after a moment or two, the beast got up and walked
-into the den behind his cage.
-
-“Josephine, please be reasonable. Either you are in love with me or else
-you are not. If you are in love with me it can’t cost you much to
-sacrifice other people to me. Since you won’t do that it follows that
-you are not in love with me, and in that case you only keep me hanging
-round you because it pleases your vanity. I wish you would choose
-someone else for that sort of thing. I don’t like it, and any of your
-father’s old friends would do better than me.”
-
-“How dare you talk to me about my father’s old friends?” said Josephine.
-They were silent. Presently Cromartie said, “For the last time,
-Josephine, will you marry me, and be damned to your relations?”
-
-“No! You silly savage!” said Josephine. “No, you wild beast. Can’t you
-understand that one doesn’t treat people like that? It is simply wasting
-my breath to talk. I’ve explained a hundred times I am not going to make
-father miserable. I am not going to be cut off with a shilling and
-become _dependent_ on you when you haven’t enough money to live on
-yourself, to satisfy your vanity. My _vanity_, do you think having you
-in love with me pleases my _vanity_? I might as well have a baboon or a
-bear. You are Tarzan of the Apes; you ought to be shut up in the Zoo.
-The collection here is incomplete without you. You are a
-survival--atavism at its worst. Don’t ask me why I fell in love with
-you--I did, but I cannot marry Tarzan of the Apes, I’m not romantic
-enough. I see, too, that you do believe what you have been saying. You
-do think mankind is your enemy. I can assure you that if mankind thinks
-of you, it thinks you are the missing link. You ought to be shut up and
-exhibited here in the Zoo--I’ve told you once and now I tell you
-again--with the gorilla on one side and the chimpanzee on the other.
-Science would gain a lot.”
-
-“Well, I will be. I am sure you are quite right. I’ll make arrangements
-to be exhibited,” said Cromartie. “I’m very grateful to you for having
-told me the truth about myself.” Then he took off his hat and said
-“Good-bye,” and giving a quick little nod he walked away.
-
-“Miserable baboon,” muttered Josephine, and she hurried out through the
-swing doors.
-
-They were both of them in a rage, but John Cromartie was in such a
-desperate rage that he did not know he was angry, he only thought that
-he was very miserable and unhappy. Josephine, on the other hand, was
-elated. She would have enjoyed slashing at Cromartie with a whip.
-
-That evening Cromartie could not keep still. When the chairs presumed to
-stand in his path he knocked them over, but he soon found that merely
-upsetting furniture was not enough to restore his peace of mind. It was
-then that Mr. Cromartie made a singular determination--one which you may
-swear no other man in like circumstances would ever have arrived at.
-
-It was somehow or other to get himself exhibited in the Zoo, as if he
-were part of the menagerie.
-
-It may be that a strange predilection which he had for keeping his word
-is enough to account for this. But it will always be found that many
-impulses are entirely whimsical and not to be accounted for by reason.
-And this man was both proud and obstinate, so that when he had decided
-upon a thing in passion he would brave it out so far that he could no
-longer withdraw from it.
-
-At the time he said to himself that he would do it to humiliate
-Josephine. If she loved him it would make her suffer, and if she did not
-love him it would not matter to him where he was.
-
-“And perhaps she is right,” he said to himself with a smile. “Perhaps I
-am the missing link, and the Zoo is the best place for me.”
-
-He took his pen and a sheet of paper and sat down to write a letter,
-though he knew that if he achieved his object he would be bound to
-suffer. For some little while he thought over all the agonies of being
-in a cage and held up to the derision of the gaping populace.
-
-And then he reflected that it was harder for some of the animals than it
-would be for himself. The tigers were prouder than he was, they loved
-their liberty more than he did his, they had no amusements or resources,
-and the climate did not suit them.
-
-In his case there were no such added difficulties. He told himself that
-he was humble of heart, and that he resigned his liberty of his own free
-will. Even if books were not allowed him, he could at all events watch
-the spectators with as much interest as that with which they watched
-him.
-
-In this manner he encouraged himself, and the thought of how terrible it
-was for the tigers touched his heart so much that his own fate seemed to
-him easier to contemplate.
-
-After all, he reflected, he was so unhappy at that moment that nothing
-could be worse whatever he did. He had lost Josephine, and it would be
-easier to bear that loss in the discipline of a prison. Strengthened by
-these considerations, he shook his pen and wrote as follows:--
-
- DEAR SIR,
-
- I write to lay before your Society a proposal which I hope you will
- recommend to them for their earnest consideration. May I say first
- that I know the Society’s Gardens well, and much admire them? The
- grounds are spacious, and the arrangement of the houses is at the
- same time practical and convenient. In them there are specimens of
- practically the whole fauna of the terrestrial globe, only one
- mammalian of real importance being unrepresented. But the more I
- have thought over this omission, the more extraordinary has it
- appeared to me. To leave out man from a collection of the earth’s
- fauna is to play Hamlet without the Prince of Denmark. It may seem
- unimportant at first sight, since the collection is formed for man
- to look at, and study. I admit that human beings are to be seen
- frequently enough walking about in the Gardens, but I believe that
- there are convincing reasons why the Society should have a specimen
- of the human race on exhibition.
-
- Firstly, it would complete the collection, and, secondly, it would
- impress upon the mind of the visitor a comparison which he is not
- always quick to make for himself. If placed in a cage between the
- Orang-outang and the Chimpanzee, an ordinary member of the human
- race would arrest the attention of everyone who entered the Large
- Ape-house. In such a position he would lead to a thousand
- interesting comparisons being made by visitors for whose education
- the Gardens do in a large measure exist. Every child would grow up
- imbued with the outlook of a Darwin, and would become aware not
- only of his own exact place in the animal kingdom, but also in what
- he resembled, and in what he differed from the Apes. I would
- suggest that such a specimen be shown as far as possible in his
- natural surroundings as he exists at the present time, that is to
- say in ordinary costume, and employed in some ordinary pursuit.
- Thus his cage should be furnished with chairs and a table and with
- bookcases. A small bedroom and a bathroom at the back would enable
- him to retire when necessary from the public gaze. The expense to
- the Society need not be great.
-
- To show my good faith I beg to offer myself for exhibition, subject
- to certain reservations which will not be found of an unreasonable
- nature.
-
- The following particulars of my person may be of assistance:--
-
- Race: Scottish.
- Height: 5 feet 11 inches.
- Weight: 11 stone.
- Hair: Dark.
- Eyes: Blue.
- Nose: Aquiline.
- Age: 27 years.
-
- I shall be happy to furnish any further information which the
- Society may require.
-
- I am, Sir,
- Your obedient Servant,
- JOHN CROMARTIE.
-
-When he had gone out and posted this letter Mr. Cromartie felt at peace,
-and he prepared for the reply with much less anxiety than most young men
-would have felt in such a situation.
-
-It would be tedious to describe at any length how this letter was
-received by a deputy in the absence of the secretary, and how it was by
-him communicated to the working committee on the following Wednesday. It
-may, however, be of interest to note that Mr. Cromartie’s offer would in
-all probability have been rejected had it not been for Mr. Wollop. He
-was a gentleman of advanced years who was not popular with his fellow
-members. Mr. Cromartie’s letter, for some reason, threw him into a
-paroxysm of rage.
-
-This was a deliberate insult, he declared. This was no laughing matter.
-It was a matter which must and should and should and must, without
-question, be wiped out by legal proceedings. It would expose the Society
-to ridicule if they took it lying down. This and much more in the same
-strain gave the rest of the committee time to turn the thing over in
-their minds.
-
-One or two first took the opposite view from Mr. Wollop from mere habit;
-the Chairman observed that the presence of such an interesting
-correspondent as Mr. Cromartie could not fail to be a great attraction
-and would increase the gate-money; it was not, however, until Mr. Wollop
-threatened to resign that the thing was done.
-
-Mr. Wollop withdrew, and a letter was drafted to Cromartie informing him
-that the committee were inclined to accept his proposal, and asking for
-a personal interview.
-
-This interview took place the following Saturday, by which time the
-committee had become convinced that a specimen of _Homo sapiens_ ought
-certainly to be acquired, though it was not convinced that Mr. Cromartie
-was the right man, and Mr. Wollop had retired to Wollop Bottom, his
-rustic seat.
-
-The personal interview was entirely satisfactory to both sides, and Mr.
-Cromartie’s reservations were accepted without demur. These dealt with
-food and drink, clothing, medical attention, and one or two luxuries
-which he was to receive. Thus he was to be allowed to order his own
-meals, see his own tailor, be visited by his own doctor, dentist, and
-legal advisers. He was to be allowed to administer his own income, which
-amounted to about £300 a year, neither was objection to be raised to his
-having a library in his cage, and writing materials.
-
-The Zoological Society on their side stipulated that he should not
-contribute to the daily or weekly press; that he should not entertain
-visitors while the Gardens were open to the public; and that he should
-be subject to the usual discipline, as though he were one of the
-ordinary creatures.
-
-A few days served to prepare the cage for his reception. It was in the
-Ape-house, behind which a larger room was furnished for his bedroom,
-with a bath and lavatory fixed behind a wooden partition. He was
-admitted on the following Sunday afternoon, and introduced to his keeper
-Collins, who also looked after the Orang-outang, the Gibbon, and the
-Chimpanzee.
-
-Collins shook hands and said that he would do all he could to make him
-comfortable, but it was obvious that he was embarrassed, and strangely
-enough this embarrassment did not diminish as time went on. His
-relations with Cromartie always remained formal, and were characterised
-by the most absolute politeness, which, needless to say, Cromartie
-scrupulously returned.
-
-The cage had been thoroughly cleansed and disinfected, a plain carpet
-had been laid down, and it was furnished with a table where Cromartie
-had his meals, an upright chair, an armchair, and at the back of the
-cage a bookcase. Nothing but the wire-netting front and sides separating
-him from the Chimpanzee on one side, and the Orang-outang on the other,
-distinguished it from a gentleman’s study. Greater magnificence
-characterised the furniture of his bedroom, where he found that he had
-been provided with every possible comfort. A French bed, a wardrobe, a
-cheval glass, a dressing-table with mirrors in gilt and satinwood,
-combined to make him feel at home.
-
-John Cromartie employed Sunday evening in unpacking his belongings,
-including his books, as he wished to appear an established institution
-by the time visitors arrived on the Monday. For this purpose he was
-given an oil lamp, as the electric wiring had not been completed for the
-cage.
-
-When he had been busy for a short time he looked about and found
-something very strange in his situation. In the dimly-lit cage on his
-right the Chimpanzee moved uneasily; on the other side he could not see
-the Orang-outang, which must have been hiding in some corner. Outside,
-the passage was in darkness. He was locked in. At intervals he could
-hear the cries of different beasts, though he could rarely tell which it
-was from the cry. Several times he made out the howl of a wolf, and once
-the roar of a lion. Later the screaming and howling of wild animals
-became louder and almost incessant.
-
-Long after he had arranged all his books in the shelves and had gone to
-bed, he lay awake listening to the strange noises. The clamour died
-away, but he lay waiting for the occasional laugh of the hyæna or the
-roar of the hippopotamus.
-
-In the morning he was woken early by Collins, who came to ask him what
-he would have for breakfast and during the day, and added that workmen
-had come to fix a board at the front of his cage. Cromartie asked if he
-might see it, and Collins brought it in.
-
-On it was written:--
-
- +-----------------------------------------------+
- | _Homo sapiens_ |
- | MAN ♂ |
- | This specimen, born in Scotland, was presented|
- | to the Society by John Cromartie, Esq. |
- | Visitors are requested not to irritate the |
- | Man by personal remarks. |
- +-----------------------------------------------+
-
-When Cromartie had had breakfast there was very little to do; he made
-his bed and began reading “The Golden Bough.”
-
-Nobody came into the Ape-house until twelve o’clock, when two little
-girls came in; they looked into his cage, and the younger of them said
-to her sister:
-
-“What monkey’s that? Where is it?”
-
-“I don’t know,” said the elder girl. Then she said: “I believe the man
-is there to be looked at.”
-
-“Why he’s just like Uncle Bernard,” said the little girl.
-
-They looked at Cromartie with an offended stare, and then went on at
-once to the Orang-outang, who was an old friend. The grown-up people who
-came in during the afternoon read the notice in a puzzled way, sometimes
-aloud, and more than once after a hurried glance they went out of the
-house. They were all embarrassed except a jaunty little man who came in
-just before closing time. He laughed, and laughed again, and finally he
-had to sit down on a seat, where he sat choking for three or four
-minutes, after which he took off his hat to Cromartie and went out of
-the house saying aloud: “Splendid! Wonderful! Bravo!”
-
-The next day there were rather more people, but not a great crowd. One
-or two men came and took photographs, but Mr. Cromartie had already
-learnt a trick that was to serve him well in his new situation--that of
-not looking through the bars, so that often he would not know whether
-there were people watching him or not. Everything was made very
-comfortable for him, and on that score he was glad enough that he had
-come.
-
-Yet he could not help asking himself what did his surroundings matter to
-him? He was in love with Josephine, and now he had parted from her for
-ever. Would the pain he felt on that account ever die away? And if it
-did, as he supposed it would, how long would it take to do so?
-
-In the evening he was let out, and walked round the Gardens alone. He
-tried to make friends with one or two of the creatures, but they would
-not take notice of him. The evening was cool and fresh, and he was glad
-to be out of the stuffy Ape-house. He felt it very strange to be alone
-in the Zoo at that hour, and strange to have to go back to his cage. The
-next day, just after breakfast, a crowd began pushing into the house,
-which was soon packed full. The crowd was noisy, some persons in it
-calling out to him very persistently.
-
-It was easy enough for Cromartie to ignore them, and never let his eyes
-wander through the wire-netting, but he could not prevent himself from
-knowing that they were there. By eleven o’clock his keeper had to fetch
-four policemen, two standing at each door to keep the crowd back. The
-people were made to stand in a queue, and to keep moving all the time.
-
-This went on all day, and in fact there were thousands waiting to see
-“The Man” who had to be turned away before they could get a sight of
-him. Collins said it was worse than any bank-holiday.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-Cromartie did not betray any uneasiness; he ate his lunch, smoked a
-cigar, and played several games of Patience, but by tea-time he was
-exhausted, and would have liked to go and lie down in his bedroom, but
-it seemed to him that to do so would be to confess weakness. What made
-it worse, because more ridiculous, was that the Chimpanzee and the
-Orang-outang next door, each came to the partition walls and spent the
-whole day staring at him too. No doubt they were only imitating the
-public in doing so, but they added a great deal to poor Mr. Cromartie’s
-unhappiness. At last the long day was over, the crowds departed, the
-Gardens were closed, and then came another surprise--for his two
-neighbours did not go away. No, they clung to the wire partitions and
-began to chatter and show their teeth at him. Cromartie was too tired to
-stay in the cage, and went and lay down in his bedroom. When he came
-back after an hour the Chimpanzee and the Orang were still there, and
-greeted him with angry snarls. There was no doubt about it--they were
-threatening him.
-
-Cromartie did not understand why this should be until Collins, who had
-come past, explained it to him.
-
-“They are wild with jealousy,” he said, “that you should have drawn such
-a large crowd.” And he warned Mr. Cromartie to be very careful not to go
-within reach of their fingers. They would tear his hair out and kill him
-if they could get at him.
-
-At first Mr. Cromartie found this very hard to credit, but afterwards,
-when he got to know the characters of his fellow captives better, it
-became the most ordinary commonplace. He learnt that all the monkeys,
-the elephants, and the bears felt jealous in this way. It was natural
-enough that the creatures that were fed by the public should feel
-resentment if they were passed over, for they are all insatiably greedy,
-and the worse they digest the food given them the more anxious they are
-to glut themselves with it. The wolves felt a different jealousy, for
-they were constantly forming attachments to particular persons among the
-crowd, and if the chosen person neglected them for a neighbour they
-became jealous. Only the larger cats, lions, and panthers seemed free
-from this degrading passion.
-
-During his stay Mr. Cromartie gradually came to know all the beasts in
-the Gardens pretty well, since he was allowed out every evening after
-closing-time, and very often was allowed to go into other cages. Nothing
-struck him more forcibly than the distinction which most of the
-different creatures very soon drew between him and the keepers. When a
-keeper came past every animal would pay some attention, whereas few of
-them would even look round for Mr. Cromartie. He was treated by the vast
-majority with indifference. As time went on he saw that they treated him
-as they treated each other, and it struck him that they had somehow
-learnt that he was being exhibited as they were themselves. This
-impression was so forcible that Mr. Cromartie believed it without
-question, though it is not easy to prove that it was so, and still more
-difficult to explain how such a piece of knowledge could have spread
-among so heterogeneous a collection of creatures. Yet the attitude of
-the animals to each other was so marked, that Mr. Cromartie not only
-observed it in them, but very soon came to feel it in himself for them.
-He could not describe it better than by calling it firstly “cynical
-indifference,” and then adding that it was perfectly good-natured. It
-was expressed usually by total indifference, but sometimes by something
-between a yawn of contempt and a grin of cynical appreciation. It was
-just in these slight shades of manner that Mr. Cromartie found the
-animals interesting. Naturally they had nothing to say to him, and in
-such artificial surroundings their natural habits were difficult to
-ascertain, only those living in families or colonies ever seeming
-perfectly at their ease, but they all did seem to reveal something of
-themselves in their attitude to each other. To man they showed quite
-different behaviour, but in their eyes Mr. Cromartie was not a man. He
-might smell like one, but they saw at once that he had come out of a
-cage.
-
-There is in this a possible explanation of the often recorded fact that
-it is particularly easy for convicts to make friends with mice and rats
-in prison.
-
-For the rest of that week crowds collected round the new Ape-house every
-day, and the queue for admittance was longer than that at the pit of
-Drury Lane Theatre on a first night.
-
-Thousands of people paid for admission to the Gardens and waited
-patiently for hours in order to catch a glimpse of the new creature
-which the Society had acquired, and none were really disappointed when
-they had seen him, although many professed to be so. For everyone went
-away with what people are most grateful for having--that is, a new
-subject for conversation, something that everyone could discuss and have
-an opinion about, viz., the propriety of exhibiting a man. Not that this
-discussion was confined to those who had actually been successful in
-catching a glimpse of him. On the contrary it raged in every train, in
-every drawing-room, and in the columns of every newspaper in England.
-Jokes on the subject were made at public dinners, and at music-halls,
-and Mr. Cromartie was referred to continually in _Punch_, sometimes in a
-facetious manner. Sermons were preached about him, and a Labour member
-in the House of Commons said that when the working classes came into
-power the rich would be put “alongside the Man in the Zoo, where they
-properly belonged.”
-
-What was the strangest thing was that everyone held the view either that
-a man ought to be exhibited, or that he ought not to be exhibited, and
-that after a week’s time there were not half a dozen men in England who
-believed no moral principle to be involved in the matter.
-
-Mr. Cromartie cared less than nothing for all these discussions of which
-he was the subject; it was no more to him indeed what men said about him
-than if he had been the ape in the cage beside his own. Indeed it was
-really less, for had the ape been able to understand that thousands of
-people were talking about it, the creature would have been as much
-puffed up with pride as now it was mortified with jealousy that its
-neighbour should draw so vast a crowd.
-
-Mr. Cromartie told himself he cared nothing for the world of men now. As
-he looked through the meshes of his cage at the excited faces watching
-him, it cost him an effort to listen to what was being said of him, and
-after a while his attention wandered even against his will, for he cared
-nothing for mankind and cared nothing for what they said.
-
-Yet while he told himself that with some complacency, something came
-into his mind which threw him into such disorder that he looked about
-him for a minute as if he were distracted, and then ran as if in terror
-into his hiding-place, his place of refuge, his bedroom, which he had
-not sheltered in before, at least not in that way.
-
-“What if I should see Josephine among them?” he asked himself aloud, and
-the thought of her coming was so actual to him that it seemed as if she
-were at that moment entering the house, and then were there at the bars
-already.
-
-“What can I do?” he asked himself. “I can do nothing. What can I say? I
-can say nothing. No, I must not speak to her, I will not look at her.
-When I see her I will sit down in my armchair and look on the floor
-until she is gone, that is, if I have the strength. What will become of
-me if she should come? And perhaps she will come every day and will be
-always there watching me through the bars, and will call out and insult
-me as some do already. How could I bear that?”
-
-Then he asked himself why should she come at all, and began to persuade
-himself that there was no reason why she should visit him, and that it
-was the most irrational fear that could seize hold of him--but it would
-not do.
-
-“No,” said he at length, shaking his head, “I see she is bound to come.
-She is free to go where she likes, and one day when I look up I shall
-see her there, staring into my cage at me. Sooner or later it is bound
-to happen.” Then he asked himself what errand would send her there to
-look at him? Why would she come? Would it be to mock at him and torment
-him, or would it be because now that it was too late she repented of
-sending him there?
-
-“No,” he told himself, “no, Josephine will never repent, or if she
-should, she would not own to it. When she does come here it will be to
-hurt me more than she has done already; she will come to torture me
-because it amuses her and I am at her mercy. Oh, God, she has no mercy
-in her.”
-
-At this Mr. Cromartie who was so proud only a half-hour ago, saying he
-cared nothing for mankind now and nothing for what they said, began to
-cry and whimper like a baby, staying hidden all the while in his little
-bedroom. He sat there on the edge of his bed with his face buried in his
-hands for a quarter of an hour, and the tears running through his
-fingers. And all the while he was busy with this new fear of his, and
-saying to himself first that his life was no longer safe, that Josephine
-would bring a pistol and shoot him through the bars; and then his
-thoughts fetching about, that she cared nothing for him, and would not
-come to hurt him, but from mere love of notoriety and to get herself
-talked about by her friends or in the newspapers. At last he pulled
-himself somewhat together, washed his face and bathed his eyes, and then
-went back into his cage, where you may be sure the crowd was pretty
-impatient to see him after being kept waiting so long.
-
-Once again you could see how this Mr. Cromartie “cared nothing for
-mankind and what they said.” For the moment that he stepped into his
-cage in full view of the public, from being an abject creature with his
-face comically twisted up to keep back his tears, he became at once
-quite calm and self-possessed and showed no trace of any feeling. Yet
-did this assumed calm show that he cared nothing for mankind? Was it
-because he cared nothing for mankind that he made these efforts,
-swallowing down the lump that was risen in his throat, holding back the
-tear that would have started to his eye, and strolling in with a serene
-smile, then knitting his brows with an affectation of thought; and was
-all this because he cared nothing for mankind?
-
-The strange thing was that Mr. Cromartie should have taken three weeks
-to think that Josephine would certainly come and pay him a visit. For
-three weeks he had been thinking at every moment of the day of this girl
-Josephine, and, indeed, dreaming of her almost every night, but it had
-never come into his head that he would ever see her again. He had told
-himself a thousand times, “We are parted for ever,” and had never asked
-himself, “Why do I say this?” He had, one evening, even retraced their
-steps as they had wandered from one cage to another on the day that they
-had had their final rupture. But now all these sentimental ideas were a
-thousand miles away from him, who, though he lay back, yawned, and
-negligently cut the pages of a book from Mudie’s, was all the same
-terrified at the question he kept asking himself:
-
-“When will she come? Will she come now, to-day, or perhaps to-morrow?
-Will she not come till next week, or not for a month?”
-
-And his heart shrank within him as he understood that he would never
-know when she was coming and he would never be prepared for her.
-
-But with all this flutter Mr. Cromartie was like a countryman coming
-into town a day late for the fair, for Josephine had already paid him a
-visit that day two hours before he had ever thought that she might do
-so.
-
-When she had come Josephine did not know at all certainly why she found
-herself there. Every day since she had heard of the “loathsome thing”
-John had done she had vowed that she would never see him again, and
-would never think of him again. Every day she spent in thinking of him,
-and every day her anger drove her to walk in the direction of Regent’s
-Park, and all her time was occupied in thinking how she could best
-punish him for what he had done.
-
-At first it had been insupportable for her. She had heard the news from
-her father at breakfast while he was reading _The Times_, and had learnt
-it in fragments as he chanced to read it out to her while she sat silent
-with the coffee machine and the egg machine in front of her, for her
-father stickled for his eggs being boiled very exactly. When breakfast
-was over she found _The Times_ and read the account of the “Startling
-Acquisition by the Zoo Authorities.” She told herself then that she
-could never forgive or forget the insult to which she had been
-subjected, and that while she sat at breakfast she had grown an old
-woman.
-
-As time went on Josephine’s fury did not slacken; no, it became
-greater; and it passed through a dozen or more phases every day. Thus at
-one moment she would laugh with pity for such a poor fool as John, in
-the next marvel that such a creature should have the sense to know where
-he belonged, then turn all her rage on the Zoological Society for
-causing such an outrage to decency to occur in their grounds, and
-reflect bitterly on the folly of mankind who were ready to divert
-themselves at such a sorry spectacle as the degraded John--reducing
-themselves indeed to his level. Again, she would exclaim at the vanity
-which led him to such a course; anything would do so long as he got
-himself talked about. No doubt he would see that she, Josephine, was
-talked about too. Indeed, John, she declared, had done it solely to
-affront her. But he had gone the wrong way to work if he thought he
-would impress her. She would indeed go to see him and show him how
-little she cared for him; no, what was better, she would go visit the
-other ape next door to him. That was the way by which she could best
-show him her indifference to him, and her superiority to the vulgar mob
-of sightseers. Nothing would induce her to look at such a base creature
-as John. She could not regard his action with indifference. It was a
-calculated insult, but fortunately he would alone suffer for it, for as
-for herself she had never cared in the least for him, and her complete
-indifference was not likely to be ruffled by his latest escapade. Indeed
-it meant no more to her than any other creature being exhibited.
-
-Thus Miss Lackett drove round and round in circles, vowing vengeance at
-one time and the next moment swearing that it was all one to her what he
-did, she had never cared for him and never would. But do what she might
-she could think of nothing else. At night she lay awake saying to
-herself first one thing and then another, and changing her mind ten
-times for every time she turned her head on the pillow, and thus she
-spent the first three or four days and nights in misery.
-
-Yet in all this there was something that wounded Miss Lackett more even
-than the fact itself, and that was the consciousness of her own
-worthlessness and vulgarity. Everything she felt, everything she said,
-was vulgar. Her preoccupation with Mr. Cromartie was vulgar, and every
-emotion connected with him which she now felt was degrading. In fact,
-after the first few days this weighed on her so heavily that she was
-almost ready to forgive him, but she could never forgive herself. All
-her self-respect was gone for ever, she told herself; henceforward she
-knew that she was never disinterested. She had offended herself more
-than any number of Cromarties would ever do. She was, she said, deeply
-disappointed in herself, and wondered how it had come about that this
-side of her nature should have been so long unsuspected by her.
-
-It was this turning off of her rage and indignation against herself that
-finally allowed of her going to see him, or rather of her going to see
-the Chimpanzee next him, for she repeated to herself that she would not
-look at him, that she could not endure to see him, and so on, though at
-moments this decision was modified by the reflection that she only hoped
-he would feel properly punished when he saw her give him one glance of
-cool contempt.
-
-Miss Lackett found the event different from her expectations. In front
-of the Ape-house a crowd was collected, and directly she had joined it
-she found herself caught up in a queue of people waiting to see “The
-Man.” On all sides she heard jokes about him, and those of the women
-(who were in the majority) struck her as being barely decent. Progress
-was extremely slow and very exhausting.
-
-At last, when she found herself in the building itself, it was
-impossible for her to carry out her intention of looking only at the
-apes, for she suddenly became overcome at the thought of seeing them and
-closed her eyes lest she should see an ape and be overcome by nausea. In
-a few minutes she found herself in front of Cromartie’s cage, and gazed
-at him helplessly. At that moment he was engaged in walking up and down
-(which occupation, by the way, took up far more of his time than he ever
-suspected). But she could not speak to him, indeed she dreaded that he
-should see her.
-
-Back and forth he walked by the wire division, with his hands behind his
-back and his head bent slightly, until he reached the corner, when up
-went his head and he turned on his heel. His face was expressionless.
-
-Before she got out Miss Lackett was to have another shock, for, leaving
-Mr. Cromartie’s cage, she let her eyes wander and suddenly was looking
-straight into the mug of the Orang. This creature sat disconsolately on
-the floor with her long red hair matted and entangled with straws. Her
-close-set brown eyes were staring in front of her and nothing about her
-moved but her black nostrils, that were the shape of an inverted heart
-and set in a mask of black and dusty rubber. This, then, was the
-creature that her lover resembled! It was to this melancholy Caliban
-that everyone compared him! Such a hideous monster as this ape was
-thought a suitable companion for the man with whom she had imagined
-herself in love! For the man whom she had considered marrying!
-
-Miss Lackett slipped silently out of the house, sick with disgust and
-weighed down with shame. She was ashamed of everything, of her own
-feelings, of her weakness in caring what happened to John. She was
-ashamed of the spectators, of herself, and of the dirty world where such
-men, and beasts like them, existed. Mixed with her shame was fear which
-grew greater with every step she took. She was alarmed lest she would be
-recognised, and looked at everyone she passed with nervous apprehension;
-even after she had got out of the Gardens she did not feel safe, so that
-she got herself a taxi and climbed in almost breathlessly, and even then
-looked behind her through the pane of glass in the back. Nothing
-followed her.
-
-“Thank God, it is all right. There is no danger,” she said to herself,
-though what the danger was of which she spoke she could not have said.
-Perhaps she was afraid that she might be shut up in a cage herself.
-
-The next day Miss Lackett had somewhat shaken off the painful
-impressions caused by her visit, and her chief emotion was a sensible
-relief that it had turned out no worse.
-
-“Never again,” she said to herself, “shall I be guilty of such folly.
-Never again,” she repeated, “need I run such an awful risk. Never again
-shall I think of that poor fellow, for I shall never need to. Out of
-justice to him I had to see him, even though at a distance, and without
-his seeing me. It would have been cowardly not to have gone, it would
-not have been in keeping with my character. But it would be cowardice in
-me to go again. It would be weak. After all I had to indulge my
-curiosity, it would have been fatal to have suppressed it. Now I know
-the worst and the affair is closed for ever. If I were to go again it
-would be painful to me and unjust to him, for I might be recognised; if
-he heard that I had been twice it would fill him with false hopes. He
-might conclude that I wished to speak with him. Nothing, nothing could
-be farther from the truth. I think he is mad. I feel sure he is mad.
-Talking to him would be like those interviews that people have to have
-once a year with their insane relatives. But fortunately for me my duty
-coincides with my inclinations--I ought not to see him and I abhor the
-thought of doing so. There is no more to be said.”
-
-It was not often that Miss Lackett was so consistent in her thoughts,
-neither, we may add, was she often quite so prim. She managed to repeat
-such phrases over and over again to herself throughout the week, but
-somehow she did not succeed in forgetting all about Mr. Cromartie, or
-even in putting him out of her thoughts for more than an hour or two at
-a time.
-
-On the fourth day after her visit it so happened that General Lackett
-gave a dinner-party at which his daughter acted as hostess. Several of
-the guests were young, and one or two of them not very well to do. It
-was natural in these circumstances, as the General had rather
-thoughtlessly dismissed his chauffeur for the evening, that his daughter
-should offer to drive some of her young friends home. One of them lived
-in Frognal, two others in Circus Road, St. John’s Wood. On the outward
-journey Miss Lackett took the ordinary route from Eaton Square, that is,
-by Park Lane, Baker Street, Lord’s, and the Finchley Road as far as
-Frognal, afterwards bringing her other companions back to Circus Road.
-
-It was then, after saying good-bye, and good-bye again as she drove
-away, that she gave way to a feeling of unrest. She drove slowly to
-Baker Street station, but by that time she was thinking of Mr.
-Cromartie. This caused her, almost mechanically, to swing her car round
-to the left, and shortly afterwards to take the Outer Circle. As she
-drove, her mind was almost blank; she was driving in that direction
-merely to dissipate a mood. All she was conscious of was that Cromartie
-was there--in the Zoo. She was tired, and driving distracted her. In a
-few moments she was passing the Gardens. She pulled up just over the
-tunnel, before reaching the main entrance. At this point she was as
-close as she could get to the new Ape-house, which lay, as she knew,
-under the shadow of the Mappin Terraces. She got out of the car and
-walked up to the palings. They were too high for her to look over, and
-when she pulled herself up by her hands there was nothing to be seen but
-the black shadows of evergreens and, through one break in them, a corner
-of the Mappin Terraces--a silhouette of black against the moonlight. As
-she looked it came into her head that it was like something familiar to
-her. Her wrists ached and she jumped down.
-
-“John, John, why are you in there?” she said aloud. In a few moments she
-saw a policeman approaching her, so she got back into her car and drove
-on slowly.
-
-As she passed the main entrance she turned again, and again she saw the
-Mappin Terraces.
-
-“The Tower of Babel, of course,” she said aloud, “in Chambers’s
-Encyclopedia. It’s like Noah’s Ark, too, I suppose, as it’s a menagerie,
-and--Oh, curse! Oh, damn!” There were tears in her eyes, and the street
-lamps had become little circular rainbows. But what she said to herself
-was that it was awkward driving.
-
-That night she could not sleep, and could find none of the ordinary
-defences against unhappiness. That is to say, she was unable to affect
-any kind of superiority to her troubles, besides which she saw them
-exactly as they were, in their naked horror, and was not able to put
-them in conventional categories. For could Miss Lackett have said to
-herself: “I have been in love with John, now I find he is mad. This is a
-terrible tragedy, it is very painful to think of people being mad, for
-me it is a disappointment in love. Such disappointments are the most
-painful to which a girl in my position can be exposed,” and so on--if
-she could have done this then Miss Lackett would have found a sure way
-to reduce her suffering to a minimum. For by putting forward such
-general ideas as madness and disappointment in love she could very soon
-have come to feel only the general emotion suited to these ideas. But as
-it was she could only think of John Cromartie, his face, voice, manners,
-and way of moving; of the particular cage in which she had last seen
-him, the smell of apes, the swarm of people staring at him and laughing,
-and of her own loneliness and misery which John had deliberately caused.
-That is to say she thought only of her pain, and did not cast about to
-give it a name. And naming a sorrow is a first step to forgetting it.
-About three o’clock in the morning she got out of bed and went down to
-the dining room, where she found a decanter of port, another of whiskey,
-and some Bath Olivers. She poured herself out a glass of port and
-tasted it, but its sweetness disgusted her, so she put it down and
-helped herself to the whiskey. After she had got down half a wineglass
-of the spirit, taking it neat as it came from the bottle, she felt much
-calmer. She drank another glass of it and then went up to her room,
-threw herself on her bed, and at once fell into a heavy, drunken sleep.
-
-During these days Mr. Cromartie had by no means got rid of his
-apprehensions of seeing Josephine. The thought which tormented him most
-was that he was at her mercy, that is to say, that she was at liberty to
-visit him whenever she liked, and to stay away as long as she chose. The
-material conditions of his life did not change in any degree, though
-there was no longer a vast crowd anxious to see him at all times; and
-from four policemen, two were soon thought to be enough to regulate his
-visitors. After another week the two were reduced to one, but though the
-crowd was scantier each day this policeman was left permanently, more as
-a protection for Mr. Cromartie than anything else, for certain persons
-had shown themselves very disobliging to him. Indeed, Mr. Cromartie had
-had to complain on two occasions, and that not only of abusive language.
-But during this time very little had changed in his material
-surroundings; this is not saying there was no alteration in Mr.
-Cromartie’s state of mind. In that respect there were two forces at
-work. One was that he was now continually thinking of Josephine and
-expecting a visit from her, and, that as his circle of ideas grew
-smaller in solitude, he became more and more taken up by imagining how
-she would come, what she would say, and so forth. Thus he was
-continually rehearsing scenes with Josephine, and this habit interfered
-with his daily reading and at times even alarmed him about his sanity.
-In the second place, perhaps because thinking so much of Josephine made
-him withdraw into himself, he became shy, was annoyed by the spectators,
-and felt something approaching a repulsion for the animals in the
-menagerie.
-
-This feeling was naturally intensified in regard to his immediate
-neighbours, the female Orang and the Chimpanzee. In their case he was
-indeed only making a slight return for the ill will they bore him, which
-seemed to increase with every day. Mr. Cromartie was really much to
-blame for an aggravation of their natural and, one may say, reasonable
-dislike of him. For not only did he draw a larger crowd than fell to
-their share, but he persistently ignored them, and so neglected ordinary
-civilities that he would have made himself exceedingly unpopular had his
-neighbours been human beings like himself. This was due to a singular
-defect of imagination in him rather than to natural want of manners, for
-in ordinary life he always showed himself perfectly well bred. If an
-excuse can be found for his conduct it is that he believed that the
-proper thing for him to do was to ignore the very existence of his
-neighbours, and also that Collins, his keeper, never set him right on
-this point. The fact is that Collins was never perfectly easy with Mr.
-Cromartie, and that he was the kind of man to take offence himself.
-Indeed, he was more jealous of the feelings of his old favourites, the
-two apes, than he was quite aware of. Besides this he had lost the
-Gibbon, which had been given to another keeper when Mr. Cromartie had
-come, and there is no hiding the fact that Collins would have liked to
-have the Gibbon back in Mr. Cromartie’s place. For one thing the ape had
-given him less work, and for another, it had never been at any time in
-its life his social superior. Besides that, Collins had, for we should
-do him justice, a very positive affection for the animal. One evening,
-after a day passed in a most desultory way, Mr. Cromartie was sitting in
-his cage sucking his pipe, when suddenly he saw Miss Lackett come into
-the empty house.
-
-This was the evening of the day after her troubled night. In the morning
-she had resolved to settle the question whether Cromartie were mad or
-not, to make a judgment on the subject that would be impartial and
-definitive, for she felt convinced that if she could not settle the
-question of his sanity one way or the other, there would be no doubt of
-her losing hers.
-
-But when she had got into the Gardens she found it impossible to see Mr.
-Cromartie alone. A crowd, though not as large as formerly, was still
-clustered round the Ape-house the whole of the morning. Between one and
-two there were always some persons before his cage whose presence
-rendered it impossible for her to speak with him. She saw then that the
-only thing was for her to wait till last thing at night and to hurry in
-just at closing time. All this delay upset the arrangements of her day.
-The knowledge that she had promised to call for her old schoolfellow,
-Lady Rebecca Joel, and to go on and take tea at Admiral Goshawk’s, and
-to go out afterwards with them, worried her excessively. At the last
-minute she sent messages pleading headache and indisposition, and then
-found nothing to do until closing time at the Zoo. To stay in the
-Gardens for so long was intolerable. To add to her discomfort the sky
-clouded over and a sharp storm came on, the air soon being filled with
-sleet, snowflakes and hailstones. She ran out of the Gardens, getting
-wet as she did so, and it was some moments before she could find a taxi.
-When once inside there was the absolute necessity of telling the man
-where to take her.
-
-“Baker Street,” said she. For Baker Street is a central point from which
-she could easily go wherever she wished. This was the reason, it will be
-remembered, that made the great detective Holmes choose to have his
-rooms in Baker Street, and to-day it is still more central. All
-Metro-Land is at one’s feet.
-
-But the time taken between the Zoo and Baker Street Tube station is
-short, and Miss Lackett arrived with no clearer idea of where to go or
-what to do than she had when she first ran out of the Gardens. To be
-sure the rain had stopped for the time being, and she walked briskly
-along the Marylebone Road. For she belonged to the order of society
-which cannot loiter in the street. She marched away without any purpose,
-wondering what she would do with herself, when on came the storm again
-with a sudden gush of rain. Josephine looked about her and found a
-refuge offered by the gates of a large red-brick building, which she
-entered. It was Madame Tussaud’s.
-
-She had never as a child visited the celebrated collection of wax-work
-effigies, and she was at once interested in what she saw there. Some
-internal voice bade her make the most of this casual opportunity, to
-throw aside her temporary unhappiness, and enjoy herself.
-
-She fell into a peaceful state of mind, and for several hours in
-succession gave herself up to the pleasure of gazing at the formal
-figures of the most celebrated persons of this and former ages. For the
-most part they were the great Victorians and dated from last century.
-There were but few other visitors, but the great saloons are always
-crowded, and everywhere that she looked she found familiar faces.
-
-Josephine had been presented at Court, but had not been impressed by the
-experience. Madame Tussaud’s seemed to her like a more august
-presentation at an Eternal Levee.
-
-At one end of the room there were indeed the royal families of Europe in
-their coronation robes. There was an air of formality, a stiffness, and
-a constraint in all present which seemed to her natural in guests
-waiting for their host to come in. And perhaps in another moment a
-curtain would be brushed aside, and the Host of Hosts would appear.
-
-Josephine did not wait any longer, but ran downstairs to the Chamber of
-Horrors.
-
-Before it seemed possible it was time to go back to the Gardens, if she
-were to see Cromartie before closing time. She walked quickly into the
-house, and found Cromartie sitting near the front of his cage as if he
-were expecting to see her. As she came up to the cage he put down the
-pipe he had been holding in his mouth and stood up, seeming then to
-overshadow her, the floor of his cage being higher than the corridor in
-which she stood.
-
-“Please sit down,” she said, and then was silent, finding nothing of all
-the things she had come to tell him ready to her tongue.
-
-He obeyed her.
-
-They looked then at each other for some little while in silence. At last
-Josephine summoned up her resolution and said to him, speaking in a low
-voice:
-
-“I think that you are mad.”
-
-Cromartie nodded his head; he had huddled himself up in his chair and
-apparently was unable to speak.
-
-Josephine waited and said: “I was very worried about you, because I
-thought at first that something I had said to you might have made you
-behave in this idiotic way, but it is now quite clear to me that even if
-what I said did have any influence, you are quite mad, and that I need
-not think about you any more.”
-
-Cromartie nodded his head again. She noticed with some surprise that he
-was weeping, and that his face was wet with tears which were falling on
-to the floor of his cage. The sight of his tears and his determined
-silence made her harden her heart. She felt suddenly angry.
-
-The bell began ringing for closing time, and she heard someone, probably
-the policeman, with his hand on the door talking to another man outside.
-Josephine turned away, but a moment afterwards came back to the cage.
-Cromartie was walking away from her blowing his nose.
-
-“You must be mad,” she called after him; then the door opened and the
-policeman came in.
-
-“Hurry up, Miss, or you’ll have to stay here all night, and you know
-that would never do,” she heard him say as she hurried away.
-
-Though Josephine’s visit had been painful, it did not succeed in
-distressing Cromartie for very long. Indeed, after a short time he
-recovered himself completely, and reasoning upon what she had said, and
-the reasons of her coming at all, he found much with which to comfort
-himself. In the first place, all the secret doubts he had had in the
-last week of his own sanity were now dissipated. He was not going to
-believe that he was mad, he said to himself, simply because Josephine
-Lackett told him so. Besides which, he felt sure that she only affirmed
-that he was mad because it suited her to believe it. If he were actually
-insane it would relieve her of any necessity of thinking of him, and
-that she had felt any such necessity to exist was in itself extremely
-gratifying. Furthermore, he felt certain that if Josephine had really
-been convinced of his insanity she would not have paid him a visit in
-order to tell him of it. Even Josephine would not find any satisfaction
-in such useless inhumanity. If she felt bound to take any steps in the
-matter she would have gone to the officers of the Society and insisted
-that he should be examined by a mental doctor, and if necessary
-certified as a lunatic. And with these very satisfactory reasons Mr.
-Cromartie assured himself that he was not really mad, or even in any
-danger of becoming so, though he did not doubt that Josephine would
-readily persuade herself to the contrary.
-
-Happiness and misery are purely relative, and Mr. Cromartie was now
-raised into a state of the highest spirits by considerations which would
-not ordinarily produce such a result. But after the condition of
-complete despair in which he had been plunged for several weeks, he
-could hardly imagine any greater bliss than knowing that Josephine was
-having to persuade herself that he was mad in order to be able to
-dismiss him from her thoughts.
-
-But it must not be concluded from this that Mr. Cromartie indulged in
-any sort of hope. He did not even consider the possibility of escaping
-from the Zoo or of winning Josephine’s love, because he had never had
-any ambition to do either. Such thoughts would have seemed to him not
-only ridiculous but also dishonourable. He had taken his course with his
-eyes open, and the question whether he should abide by it or not was not
-even open to consideration. In this respect the Zoological Society were
-indeed fortunate in their selection of a man. For though there is little
-doubt that Mr. Cromartie would have been given his liberty whenever he
-asked for it, without his having recourse to extreme measures such as
-refusing food or imploring the aid of visitors in rescuing him, yet
-letting him go would have been a cause of vexation to the Society. It is
-not to be supposed that there would have been any difficulty in
-replacing him by another specimen of his species. No, the reason why
-they would have felt his loss such a severe blow is because the public
-readily attaches itself to the individual animals in the Zoo, and is not
-to be consoled when such a favourite dies, or disappears, even if it is
-instantly replaced by an even finer specimen of the same species. Many
-persons habitually resort to the Gardens in order to visit their
-particular friends, Sam, Sadie and Rollo, and not merely to look at any
-polar bear, orang, or king penguin. And this applies quite as forcibly
-to the Fellows of the Society as to the outside public. It was natural,
-therefore, that they should entertain hopes that the new acquisition to
-the Gardens should remain in it for the rest of his natural life, and
-though he could not vie with the other creatures in general popularity
-when once the vulgar curiosity about him had worn off, yet it was to be
-hoped that in time he would develop as much personality as if he were a
-bear or an ape.
-
-While Sir James Agate-Agar was being shown over the house by the
-curator, he referred to Cromartie as “your local Diogenes.” The name was
-immediately on the lips of everyone who moved in Zoological circles.
-There was opportunity here for Mr. Cromartie had he been disposed to
-take it. When once the vulgar publicity which had attended his
-installation had passed, there were many persons in the upper ranks of
-London society who were anxious to make Mr. Cromartie’s acquaintance,
-and had he known enough to take up the part marked out for him, there is
-no doubt but that he could have had as much society as he cared for, and
-that of persons of the very front rank, all of whom were animated by the
-most genuine interest in him and friendliness towards him, though
-naturally not without the expectation that they would in exchange be
-entertained by his remarks, for such a man as the Diogenes of the Zoo
-must surely be a great oddity.
-
-But though Mr. Cromartie had every intention of remaining for the rest
-of his life in the cage provided for him, he had no idea of the social
-opportunities which doing so would afford him, and he appreciated them
-so little that he most steadily repulsed all overtures of the kind, and
-betrayed an obvious reluctance to enter into conversation with anyone,
-even the curator himself. At the time in question, however, this was set
-down to a not unnatural self-consciousness in the new situation in which
-he found himself, and also to the disturbing effect of being exhibited
-daily to a large crowd, among whom there were persons whose offensive
-behaviour excited the greatest indignation.
-
-It was several days after this first interview before he was to see Miss
-Lackett again. During this period he had much to think of, but his
-spirits remained high; for the first time for ten days he took a walk
-round the Gardens from pleasure, and not from a feeling that he must
-have some fresh air if he were to keep well. For several evenings he sat
-motionless for half an hour or more near the beavers’ and the otters’
-pools, and was frequently rewarded by a glimpse of the former, though
-only on one occasion by the latter. Whatever creatures in the Gardens
-had most retained their native wildness were sure to attract him. They
-seemed to him, in his rather warped state of mind, to have preserved
-their self-respect. It was to accomplish this in his own particular case
-which was his chief concern, though of course he was perfectly well
-aware that it did not consist in behaving with any shyness. On the
-contrary, Mr. Cromartie’s self-respect depended upon his maintaining an
-appearance of unruffled calm, together with the utmost civility in all
-his relations with those with whom he had any business.
-
-One evening as he was watching for the foxes, the keeper of the small
-cats’ house came up to him and entered into conversation. After a few
-trivial remarks which served their ordinary purpose--that is they let
-Mr. Cromartie know that the keeper was a pleasant fellow and
-well-disposed to him--he said:
-
-“I think it would be a good plan if you were to make a pet of one of the
-animals, that is, if you would like to. It seems a waste for you to be
-here and not make one of the out-of-way kind of pets.”
-
-Mr. Cromartie had been thinking that day that perhaps the greatest
-disadvantage under which he lay in his situation, was that he could not
-have any familiar friend. His former life had been utterly renounced and
-was now closed to him, so that it was no use his looking backwards for
-one. At the same time he was so utterly cut off from the ordinary run of
-humanity that he would not care to risk having any intercourse with his
-fellows lest he should be exposed to pity, or to an offensive curiosity.
-
-The suggestion of this keeper could not have come at a better time, for
-he saw that though he might not care for a _pet_ he might make a
-_friend_. In any case, he reflected, equality of circumstances is an
-excellent basis for any acquaintanceship, and he could nowhere share the
-circumstances of an animal’s life so well as he could here in the Zoo.
-Had he gone into a tropical jungle it would have been no closer, for
-there, though the animals would have been at home, he would not.
-
-He followed the keeper into the small cat house, and talked with him for
-a little while longer.
-
-It so happened that one of the beasts directly under the care of this
-man had attracted Mr. Cromartie when he went into the house before. For
-in the Caracal he saw an unhappiness to match his own, combined with
-beauty. The Caracal, poor creature, never stopped moving, holding its
-face to the bars of its little cage. It moved back and forth with
-tireless rapidity, and a monotony which seemed inspired by unutterable
-sorrow.
-
-At his request the keeper now took out the Caracal for him to speak to
-it.
-
-For several days after this Mr. Cromartie never failed to pay the
-Caracal a visit every evening, and while making very few overtures to
-it, he showed the creature that he was more disposed to be friendly than
-most of its fellow captives. This persistence was not thrown away, for
-after five or six days the Caracal would stop his sad motions before his
-bars when Cromartie came in, and would look after him with evident
-regret when the time came for him to go away.
-
-The keeper, on his side, was mightily pleased at his Caracal’s getting
-such a companion, and perhaps the more so as it was not his own
-favourite; in particular the man gave himself all the credit for
-advising Mr. Cromartie to make a pet of some beast or other. It was not
-long before he spread the news of it, telling the curator and others of
-the staff who might be interested.
-
-The upshot of all this was that one evening as Cromartie was sitting
-reading, locked in for the night, suddenly he heard the door unlocked
-and beheld the curator come to pay him a visit.
-
-“Oh, I just stepped in, Mr. Cromartie,” said the curator in the most
-friendly way, “for a word or two. The keeper of the small cats’ house
-tells me that you have made quite a pet of the Caracal.”
-
-At these words Cromartie turned a little pale, and said to himself: “The
-fat is in the fire now. He is going to forbid us continuing our
-friendship; I ought to have expected it.”
-
-The next words the curator said quite undeceived him, for he went on:
-“Now how would you like, Mr. Cromartie, to have that fellow in your--in
-with you here, I mean? You need not have him unless you like, of course,
-and you need not keep him a day longer than you want to. I am not trying
-to save space, I assure you.”
-
-Mr. Cromartie accepted the suggestion thankfully, and it was agreed that
-the Caracal should come and pay him a trial visit for a few days.
-
-The next evening he went as usual to the small cat house, but this time
-when the Caracal was let out he invited him to come back with him, and
-with very little demur the creature followed him and then walked with
-him by his side, and then, his confidence increasing, the cat ran before
-him a few yards, stopping every now and then as if to ask him:
-
-“Which way shall we go now, comrade?”
-
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-
-Then as Cromartie came up with him he shook the tassels of his tufted
-ears and again ran on before. You may be sure that the poor Caracal did
-not suffer from nostalgia for his little cage. No, indeed, he ran into
-his friend’s more commodious quarters as if he would be content to stay
-in them for ever, and after he had trotted all round them four or five
-times and leapt up on to the table and down off each of the chairs, he
-settled down as if he were at home, and perhaps indeed he was so for the
-first time since he was come to the Gardens.
-
-This pretty kind of cat, for such he found the Caracal to be (not but
-what it had some virtues for which cats are not usually famous), proved
-a very great solace to him in his captivity. For the creature had a
-thousand playful tricks and pretty ways which were a delight to him. For
-so long he had not been able to see anything all day except his
-neighbours the sordid apes, and the staring faces of a crowd which
-seemed to share all the qualities of those apes (and with less excuse
-for being there), that it was a rare kind of happiness for him to have a
-graceful and charming creature beside him. Moreover it was his
-companion, the friend of his choice, and the sharer of his misfortunes.
-They were equals in everything, and there was in their love none of that
-fawning servility on the one side and domineering ownership on the other
-that makes nearly all the dealings of men and animals so degrading to
-each of the parties. Though it may seem fanciful, there was actually a
-strong resemblance in the characters of these two friends.
-
-Both were in their nature gay and sportive, with pleasant manners which
-admirably concealed the untamed wildness of their tawny hearts. But the
-resemblance lay chiefly in their excessive and stubborn pride. In both
-of them pride was the mainspring of all their actions, though
-necessarily the quality must show itself very differently in a man and
-in a rare and precious kind of a cat. In imprisonment, though in one
-case it was voluntarily made, and in the other case forced, neither
-would fawn or make utter and complete submission.
-
-For though Mr. Cromartie always showed a complete resignation and
-exemplary obedience, yet it was only a feigned submission after all.
-
-The visit of his new friend was to the liking of both parties, and in
-general they found none of the difficulties that sometimes attend
-living at close quarters. It is true that the Caracal was no sleeper at
-night, but spent all the early part of it prowling hither and thither;
-still it was on very silent and padded feet, and by morning he would be
-tired of roaming, so that on waking up Mr. Cromartie never failed to
-find his friend curled up on the bed beside him.
-
-In all their relations the man never attempted to exercise any authority
-over the beast; if the Caracal wandered away he did not call him back,
-nor did he try to tempt him with any tit-bits from his table, nor by
-rewards of any sort train him to new tricks. Indeed, to look at them
-both together it would seem as if they were unaware of each other’s
-presence, or that nothing but a total indifference existed between them.
-Only if the Caracal trespassed too far on his patience, either by eating
-his food before he had finished, or by playing with his pen if he were
-writing, would he swear at him or give him a little cuff to show his
-displeasure. Once or twice on such occasions the Caracal bared his teeth
-at him and stretched out his sharp and wicked claws, but yet he always
-thought again before using them on his big, slowly moving friend. Once
-or twice, of course, as might have been expected, Mr. Cromartie got
-scratched, but this was done in play or was merely accidental; indeed,
-it almost always was when the Caracal, leaping up from the ground upon
-his shoulder, held on lest he should over-balance. Only once was this at
-all serious, and then because the Caracal, trying a higher jump than
-usual, landed on his head and the nape of his neck. Mr. Cromartie cried
-out in surprise and pain, and the Caracal drew in his claws instantly,
-and by purring and many affectionate rubbings of his body against his
-friend, sought to make amends for his misdeed. Mr. Cromartie was
-bleeding from ten dagger wounds on his scalp, but after the first moment
-he spoke gently to the cat and forgave him fully. All this was, however,
-nothing when weighed against the happiness he had in having a companion
-to be with him in his captivity, and a companion who was so much the
-happier for having him.
-
-At Cromartie’s request the Caracal was now installed permanently with
-him, and another board was attached to the front of the cage, beside his
-own. It bore the inscription:
-
- +-----------------------------------------+
- | CARACAL |
- | |
- | _Felis Caracal._ ♂ Iraq. |
- | |
- | Presented by Squadron N, R.A.F., Basra. |
- +-----------------------------------------+
-
-There were no pictures attached of either Man or Caracal, as it was
-taken for granted that visitors would be able to distinguish them. The
-public showed a great appreciation of the Man’s sharing his cage with an
-animal, and Mr. Cromartie suddenly became, what he had not been before,
-extremely popular. The tide turned, and everybody found charming the
-person who had so scandalised them. Instead of ill-natured remarks, or
-even insults, Mr. Cromartie’s ears were assailed with cries of delight.
-
-This change was certainly one for the better, though Mr. Cromartie
-reflected that in time it might become as tedious as ill-natured remarks
-had been formerly. His defence was the same against each, that is, he
-shut his ears, never looked through the netting if he could help it, and
-read his books as if he were indeed a scholar working in his own study.
-
-He was sitting in this way reading “Wilhelm Meister,” with his companion
-the Caracal at his feet, when he suddenly heard his name called and
-looked up.
-
-There was Josephine, standing before him, looking in at him, her face
-pale, her mouth rigid, and her eyes staring.
-
-Up jumped Mr. Cromartie, but as he was surprised his self-control was
-gone for an instant.
-
-“My God! What have you come for?” he asked her in agitated tones.
-
-Josephine was taken aback for a moment by this greeting, and as he
-strode to the front of his cage, stepped back away from him. For the
-moment she was confused. Then she said:
-
-“I have come to ask you about a book. The second volume of ‘Les Liaisons
-Dangereuses.’ Aunt Eily is fussing about it. She says the plates make it
-a very valuable edition. She suspects me of reading it too, and thinks
-it unsuitable....”
-
-As she spoke Cromartie began laughing, screwing up his eyes and showing
-his teeth.
-
-“So my forgetfulness has got you into a scrape, has it?” he asked. Then:
-“I’m most awfully sorry. I’ve actually got it here. I’ll post it to you
-to-night. I can’t slip it through the wire netting, unfortunately.
-That’s one of the drawbacks of living in a cage.”
-
-Josephine had not seen Cromartie looking so charming for a long time.
-Her own expression changed also, but she still remained shy and awkward,
-and was obviously afraid of someone coming into the Ape-house and
-finding them together, talking.
-
-For a moment or two they were silent. She looked at the Caracal and
-said:
-
-“I read in the paper about your having a companion. I expect it is a
-very good plan. You are looking better. I’ve been having bronchitis, and
-have been laid up for a fortnight since you saw me last.”
-
-But as Josephine spoke Cromartie’s face clouded over again. He noticed
-her awkwardness and was annoyed by it. He remembered also her last
-visit, and how she had behaved then. Recollecting all this he frowned,
-drew himself up, rubbed his nose rather crossly, and said:
-
-“You must realise, Josephine, that seeing you is excessively painful to
-me. In fact I am not sure I can endure being exposed to the danger of it
-any longer. Last time you came to see me for the purpose of informing
-me that you think I am mad. I don’t think you are right, but if I cannot
-guard myself from seeing you I daresay I shall go mad. I must therefore
-ask you in the interests of my own health, if for nothing else, never to
-come near me again. If you have anything to say of an urgent nature--if
-there should be another book of yours, or any reason of that sort, you
-can always write to me. Nothing you can say or do can be anything but
-extremely painful and exhausting, even if you felt kindly disposed
-towards me; but from your behaviour I can only conclude you want to give
-me pain and come here to amuse yourself by hurting me. I warn you I am
-not going to submit to being tortured.”
-
-“I’ve never heard such nonsense, John. I hoped you were better, but now
-I am sure you really are mad,” said Josephine. “I’ve never been spoken
-to in such a way. And you imagine that I of all people want to see you!”
-
-“Well, I forbid your coming to see me in the future,” said Mr.
-Cromartie.
-
-“Forbid! You forbid!” cried Josephine, who was now furious with him.
-“You forbid me to come! Don’t you realise that you are being exhibited?
-I, or anyone else who pays a shilling, can come and stare at you all
-day. Your feelings need not worry us; you should have thought of that
-before. You wanted to make an exhibition of yourself, now you must take
-the consequences. Forbid me to come and look at you! Good heavens! The
-impertinence of the animal! You are one of the apes now, didn’t you know
-that? You put yourself on a level with a monkey and you are a monkey,
-and I for one am going to treat you like a monkey.”
-
-This was said in a cold, sneering sort of way that was altogether too
-much for Mr. Cromartie. The blood flew to his head, and with a face
-distorted with almost insane rage he shook his fist at her through the
-bars. When at last he was able to speak it was only to tell her in an
-unnatural voice:
-
-“I shall kill you for that. Confound these bars!”
-
-“They have some advantages,” said Josephine coolly. She was frightened,
-but as she spoke Mr. Cromartie lay down on the floor of his cage and she
-saw him stuff his handkerchief into his mouth and bite it; there were
-tears in his eyes, and sometimes he fetched a deep groan as if he were
-near his end.
-
-All this frightened Josephine more even than his threatening that he
-would murder her. And seeing him rolling there as if he were in a fit
-made her repent of what she had said to him, and then she came right up
-to the netting of his cage and began to beg him to forgive her, and to
-forget what she had said.
-
-“I did not mean one word of it, dearest John,” said she in a new and
-altered voice, which scarce reached to him, it was so soft. “How can you
-think I want to hurt you when I come to this wretched prison of yours to
-see you because I love you, and cannot forget you in spite of all that
-you have done only on purpose to hurt me?”
-
-“Oh, go away, go away, if you have any pity left in you,” said John. His
-own voice was now come back to him, but he sobbed once or twice between
-his words.
-
-Meanwhile the Caracal, who had watched all this scene and listened to it
-with a great deal of wonder, now came up to him and began to comfort him
-in his distress, first sniffing at his face and hands and then licking
-them.
-
-And before anything more could be said between Josephine and John, the
-door opened and a whole party of people were come in to see the apes. At
-that Josephine went out of the house and out of the Gardens, and getting
-into a cab went straight home, all as if she were in a nightmare. As for
-Mr. Cromartie, he struggled quickly on to his feet and hurried out of
-his cage into his hiding-place to wash his face, comb his hair, and
-compose himself a little before facing the public; but when he went back
-the party were gone away and there was only his Caracal staring at him
-and asking him as plain as words:
-
-“What is the matter, my dear friend? Are you all right now? Is it over?
-I am sorry for you, although I am a Caracal and you are a man. Indeed, I
-do love you very tenderly.”
-
-There was only the Caracal when he went back into his cage, only the
-Caracal and “Wilhelm Meister” lying on the floor.
-
-That night Miss Lackett suffered every torment which love can give, for
-her pride seemed to have deserted her now when she most wanted it to
-support her, and without it her pity for poor Mr. Cromartie and her
-shame at her own words were free to reduce and humble her utterly.
-
-“How can I ever speak to him again?” she asked herself. “How can I ever
-hope to be forgiven when I have gone twice to him in his miserable
-captivity, and each time I have insulted him and said the things which
-it would hurt him most to hear?”
-
-“From the very beginning,” she told herself, “it has all been my fault.
-It is I who made him go into the Zoo. I called him mad, and mocked at
-him and made him suffer, when everything has been due to my ungovernable
-temper, my pride and my heartlessness. But all the time I have suffered,
-and now it is too late to do anything. He will never forgive me now. He
-will never bear to see me again and I must suffer always. If I had
-behaved differently perhaps I could have saved him and myself too. Now I
-have killed his love for me, and because of my folly he must suffer
-imprisonment and loneliness for ever, and I myself shall live miserably
-and never again dare hold up my head.”
-
-Providence has not framed mankind for emotions such as these; they may
-be felt acutely, but in a healthy and high-spirited girl they are not of
-a very lasting nature.
-
-It was only natural, then, that after giving up the greater part of the
-night to the bitterest self-reproach and to the completest humiliation
-of spirit, and after shedding enough tears to make her pillow
-uncomfortably damp, Miss Lackett should wake next morning in a very
-hopeful state of mind. She determined to visit Mr. Cromartie that
-afternoon, and despatched a note acquainting him with her intention in
-these terms:
-
- Eaton Square.
-
- DEAR JOHN,
-
- You know well that the reason why I behaved badly is because I
- still love you. I am very much ashamed, please forgive me if you
- can. I must see you to-day. May I come in the afternoon? It is very
- important, because I don’t think we can either of us continue like
- this much longer. I will come in the afternoon. Please consent to
- see me, but I will not come unless you send me word by the
- messenger that I may.
-
- Yours,
- JOSEPHINE LACKETT.
-
-The moment that Josephine had sent off the messenger she regretted what
-she had said in it, and nothing seemed to her then more certain than
-that her letter would exasperate Cromartie still further. The next
-moment she thought to herself: “I have exposed myself to the greatest
-humiliation a woman can receive.” For a second or two this filled her
-with terror, and at that moment she would have readily killed herself.
-As neither poisons, poignards, pistols or precipices were within reach
-she did nothing, and in less than a minute the mood passed, and she said
-to herself:
-
-“What does my humiliation matter? I suffered more of that last night
-than I can ever suffer again. Last night I humiliated myself in my own
-eyes. If John tries to humiliate me to-day he will find the work done.
-Meanwhile I must be self-controlled. I have no time to waste on my
-emotions; I have many things to do. I must see John, and as I am in love
-with him I have got to make terms with him. I have got to make a bargain
-with him.”
-
-Acting on these thoughts she went out at once, meaning to walk to the
-Zoo without waiting any longer for the messenger boy to come back. But
-her mind was still busy.
-
-“I will completely forgive him, and offer to become engaged to him
-secretly in return for his instantly leaving the Zoo.”
-
-She did not reflect as she said this that nothing would be easier for
-her than to break off such an engagement, whereas if Cromartie once left
-the Gardens it was improbable that they would take him back.
-
-But when she got to the Marble Arch she had to wait a little before
-crossing the road, and she noticed a man selling newspapers beside her.
-On the placard he carried she saw:
-
- MAN IN THE ZOO
- MAULED BY
- MONKEY
-
-For the first moment she did not connect the placard with her lover; she
-permitted herself to be amused at the thought of a spectator having his
-finger bitten, but in the next instant a doubt arose and she hurriedly
-bought the paper.
-
-“This morning the ‘Man in the Zoo,’ whose real name is Mr. John
-Cromartie, was shockingly mauled by Daphne, the Orang in the next cage
-to his.” Josephine read the account of the affair right through very
-slowly.
-
-It appeared that about eleven o’clock that morning Cromartie had been
-playing ball in his cage with the Caracal. In dodging the Caracal he had
-fallen heavily against the wire mesh partition separating him from the
-Orang. While he had rested there for a moment the spectators were
-horrified to see him seized by the Orang, which caught him by the hair.
-Mr. Cromartie had put up his hands to prevent his face being scratched,
-and the Orang had managed to get hold of his fingers and had cracked the
-bones of them. Mr. Cromartie had shown great courage and had succeeded
-in freeing himself before the arrival of the keeper. Two fingers were
-crushed and the bones fractured; he had sustained several severe scalp
-wounds and a scratched face. The only danger to be feared was blood
-poisoning, as the injuries inflicted by apes are well known to be
-peculiarly venomous.
-
-On reading this Josephine suddenly remembered how the King of Greece had
-died from the effects of a monkey bite, and she became more and more
-alarmed. She called a taxi, got into it, and told the driver to take her
-to the Zoological Gardens as fast as he could. All the way there she was
-in a fever of agitation, and could settle nothing in her own mind.
-
-Having arrived at the Zoo, she went straight to the house of the
-resident curator, and was just in time to see Mr. Cromartie being
-carried in on a stretcher, but before she could come up to it the door
-was shut in her face. She rang, but it was almost five minutes before
-the door was opened by a maidservant who took her card in, with the
-request that she might see the curator as she was a friend of Mr.
-Cromartie’s. Before the maid came back, however, the curator came out,
-and Josephine explained her visit without any embarrassment. She was
-invited in, and found herself in a fine well-lit dining-room in the
-presence of two gentlemen in morning dress, and both with bushy
-eyebrows. The curator introduced her as a friend of Mr. Cromartie’s, and
-they both gave her a very keen look and bowed.
-
-Sir Walter Tintzel, the elder of the two, was a short man with a rather
-round red face; Mr. Ogilvie, a taller, youngish man, with a skin like
-parchment, and a glass eye into which she found herself staring. “How is
-the patient?” asked Josephine, falling at once into that state of mind
-which is produced by the presence of distinguished medical men, and
-particularly surgeons, a state of mind, that is, of almost complete
-blankness, when however upset one may have been the moment before, one
-finds all emotion suspended, or swallowed up in fog. All the faculties
-at such a moment are concentrated on behaving with an absurd decorum.
-
-“It is a little too early to say, Miss Lackett,” replied Sir Walter
-Tintzel, who was filled with curiosity to find out more about her.
-
-“My friend Mr. Ogilvie has just amputated a finger; in my opinion it
-would have been running an unjustifiable risk not to have done so. There
-were several minor injuries, but happily they did not require such
-drastic measures. May I ask, Miss Lackett, without impertinence, if you
-have known Mr. Cromartie long? You are, I understand, a personal friend,
-a close and dear friend of Mr. Cromartie’s.”
-
-Miss Lackett opened her eyes rather wide at this remark, and replied:
-
-“I was naturally anxious.... Yes, I am an old friend of Mr.
-Cromartie’s--and, if you like, a close friend.” She laughed. “Is there
-danger of blood-poisoning?”
-
-“There is a risk of it, but we have taken every precaution.”
-
-“The King of Greece died of being bitten by a monkey,” cried Josephine
-suddenly.
-
-“That’s rubbish,” interrupted the curator, coming forward. “Why
-everybody in the Gardens has been more or less seriously bitten by
-monkeys at some time or other. It is always happening. It’s dreadful to
-think that the poor fellow should have lost a finger, but there’s no
-danger.”
-
-“You are sure there’s no danger?” asked Josephine.
-
-The curator appealed to the medical men. They allowed themselves to
-smile.
-
-Josephine withdrew, and in the hall the curator said to her:
-
-“Don’t worry about him, Miss Lackett; it’s a beastly thing of course to
-think of, but it’s not serious. He isn’t the King of Greece; the monkey
-isn’t that sort of monkey even. He’ll be up and about in a day or two at
-the most. By the way, is your father General Lackett?”
-
-Josephine was surprised, but admitted it without hesitation.
-
-“Oh, yes--he’s an old friend of mine. Drop in one day next week to tea
-and see how our friend is going on.”
-
-Josephine left in very much better spirits than she had come, and though
-she once or twice was troubled by the recollection of Mr. Cromartie’s
-unconscious form, the head swathed in bandages, and the body covered
-with a blanket, she felt small anxiety. On the contrary, she very soon
-gave herself up to rosy visions of the future.
-
-Thus nothing appeared to her to be more clear than that Mr. Cromartie
-would leave the Zoo, and the loss of a finger was perhaps not too high a
-price to pay for restoring him to ordinary ways, or perhaps she might
-say not too great a punishment for conduct such as his had been.
-
-And it crossed her mind also that now there was no need for her to
-humble herself to Cromartie, for he would leave the Zoo and become
-reconciled to her now as a matter of course. It was for her to forgive
-him! She had had a narrow escape. What a weak position she might have
-been in had she seen him before the ape bit him! How strong a position
-she now occupied! She must, she reflected, take this lesson to heart and
-never act hurriedly on the impulse of the moment, otherwise she would
-give John every advantage and there would be no dealing with him at all.
-Next she recollected the letter she had sent him, and spent a little
-while trying to recall the exact terms of it. When she remembered that
-she had said that she was ashamed and had asked to be forgiven, she bit
-her lips with vexation, but the next moment she stopped short and said
-aloud: “How unworthy this is of you! How petty! How vulgar!”
-
-And she remembered at that moment all the vulgar and horrible things she
-had felt when she had first learnt that John had gone to the Zoo, and
-how much ashamed she was of them afterwards, and how hatefully she had
-behaved on both of her visits to him. She told herself then that she
-ought to be ashamed, ought to ask forgiveness, and that she ought to be
-thankful that she had done so in her letter, but in the next instant she
-was saying to herself: “All the same, it won’t do to put myself at his
-mercy. I must keep the upper hand or my life won’t be worth living.” And
-after that her mind raced off again to visions of the future in which
-John was rewarded with her hand and they took a country house. Her
-father was an authority on fishponds and trout streams. He and Cromartie
-would of course lay out a fishpond. Perhaps there would be a moat round
-the house. But the figure who bent over her father’s shoulder at
-breakfast, pushing away the egg-boiling machine to look at a plan of the
-new trout hatchery, that figure was a very different person from Mr.
-Cromartie the mutilated, monkey-bitten man in the Zoo.
-
-When Josephine got home she found a note which had been left for her,
-but which was not in Mr. Cromartie’s handwriting.
-
-It ran as follows:
-
- Infirmary, Zoo.
-
- DEAR JOSEPHINE,
-
- Your note has come by the messenger. I shall not be free to see you
- this afternoon, which relieves me from making the decision not to
- do so. You say that the reason you behave cruelly to me is because
- you love me. It is because I know that, that I have tried to do
- without your love. I think you are a character who will always
- torture the people you love. I cannot bear pain well; that alone
- makes us unsuited to each other. It is the principal reason why I
- never wish to see you again.
-
- You are mistaken when you say that you have something of the first
- importance to tell me. Unless it is something to do with the
- arrangements which the Zoo authorities make with regard to the
- Ape-house, it cannot be of importance to me.
-
- Please believe that I bear you no resentment for the past; indeed I
- still love you, but I mean what I say.
-
- Yours ever,
- JOHN CROMARTIE.
-
-When Josephine had read this letter over twice and had realised that it
-must have been written _after_ he had been bitten by the ape, and just
-before his finger was cut off, she gave up her hopes.
-
-Everything she had been feeling was revealed as ridiculous folly. If
-John could write like that at the moment when he must have been most
-wishing to escape from confinement, she saw that her plans for his
-regeneration were impossible. She went up to her room and lay down. All
-was lost.
-
-That morning Mr. Cromartie had taken his breakfast of rolls, butter,
-Oxford marmalade, and coffee as usual. When it had been cleared away he
-began to play ball with the Caracal.
-
-For this purpose he used an ordinary tennis ball, and throwing it on the
-floor of his cage, made it bounce on to the netting and back to him. The
-game therefore resembled fives, the object, however, being, on his part,
-to prevent the Caracal intercepting the ball, which, by the way, he was
-rarely able to do more than three or four times running, for the cat was
-very quick on its legs and had a good eye.
-
-After they had been playing for about ten minutes Mr. Cromartie slipped
-backwards in taking a ball
-
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-
-which bounced high, and fell heavily against the wire netting wall of
-his cage. Before he could get his balance he felt himself taken hold of
-by the hair, and understood at once that it was his neighbour the Orang
-who had got him in its clutches. The brute then got a finger as far as
-Mr. Cromartie’s ear and slit it through, though not injuring the drum.
-Mr. Cromartie managed to turn his head then in order to see his
-assailant, and found his face was now exposed, and his forehead was
-scratched. To protect himself he put one hand in front of his face, and
-was pushing himself away from the netting with the other when the Orang
-caught hold of two of his fingers in its teeth. The pain of this made
-him jerk his head free, and the lock of hair by which the Orang held him
-came right out of his scalp.
-
-The ape still held on to his fingers like a bulldog. Just then his
-Caracal, which had been dodging about between his legs, got one paw
-through the netting and raked the Orang’s thighs with his claws, but the
-ape did not leave go even then. Mr. Cromartie, who had a very cool head
-for a man in such a situation, took out a couple of wax vestas from his
-pocket, struck them on his heel, and thrust the flaring fusees through
-the wire into the ape’s muzzle and in that way made him leave go his
-hold at once.
-
-This circumstance of his feeling for the fusees in his pocket while the
-ape was slowly grinding his fingers to a mere pulp very greatly
-impressed the spectators, who beyond shouting for assistance were
-powerless to do anything. No less remarkable was the way in which,
-directly he was free, he pulled away the Caracal from the netting before
-the ape could catch hold of him, and this though the cat was beside
-itself with the fury of the fight. But strangely enough in doing this he
-did not get scratched, either because he pulled him off by the scruff
-with his uninjured hand and carried him right out of the cage, or
-because the Caracal knew him even at that moment.
-
-Collins arrived just as this happened and the shock was almost too much
-for him; it was remarked that he was deathly white and could scarcely
-speak. Mr. Cromartie was covered with blood, blood pouring from his ear
-and his fingers, and all his hair matted with blood, but he came back at
-once after locking up his Caracal, to show the spectators that he was
-not badly hurt; they for their part clapped their hands with joy, either
-because they were glad to see him escape, or because they were grateful
-for having been presented with such an unusual spectacle for nothing.
-
-Cromartie then went back to his inner room and Collins led him off at
-once to the infirmary, where he was given first aid. It was some little
-while after this that he received Josephine’s letter and dictated an
-answer for the messenger to take to her. There was some little delay in
-the messenger getting to him.
-
-Directly he had despatched the letter he was anæsthetised and the third
-finger of his right hand amputated.
-
-After the operation and before he had regained consciousness, he was
-taken to the house of the curator, who had decided that he would be more
-comfortable there than anywhere else. Although at the time Mr. Cromartie
-had behaved with perfect composure and had borne his injuries without
-flinching, not only at the time of the assault, but for over three hours
-afterwards, and had been able to compose a letter during that time as if
-nothing had happened, he had received a great nervous shock the effects
-of which only became apparent next day. He spent a very disturbed night,
-but in the morning was much better; ate an ordinary breakfast but did
-not get up, and Sir Walter Tintzel, who visited him about eleven
-o’clock, was sanguine and predicted a rapid recovery. In the afternoon
-he was restless and suffered acutely, and as evening came on his
-temperature rose rapidly. That night he was in a condition of fitful
-delirium, occasionally falling asleep and waking up with nightmares
-which persisted even when he appeared to be wide awake.
-
-On the second day the fever increased and blood-poisoning in an acute
-form was recognised, but the patient was altogether rational in his
-mind. On the third day the symptoms of blood-poisoning were more
-pronounced. The patient fell into a delirium which lasted without
-intermission for the following three days. Most of the feverish
-hallucinations which filled his mind then passed completely away when
-he recovered consciousness. Yet Mr. Cromartie had a clear and vivid
-memory of one of them. This was, he knew, nothing but a dream, yet it
-seemed but to have just happened to him, and the dream or vision was
-singular enough for it to be put down here.
-
-In the Strand people were hurrying along in little crowds like gusts of
-dirty smoke that was blown at intervals in wisps across the road. They
-were all coming towards him as he walked down from Somerset House
-towards Trafalgar Square. No one was walking the same way that he was,
-and none of the people he met brushed against him or even looked at him,
-but they melted away to right and left and so let him pass by. Sometimes
-when a band of them passed him he caught a whiff of their odour, and the
-smell sickened him.
-
-They were frightened, they hurried by, but he was thinking of that great
-man Sir Christopher Wren, who had planned the street he was then walking
-in. But nobody cared, nobody had built it, though the plans were all
-there rolled up and ready, and just as good to-day as they were in the
-reign of King Charles II.
-
-He lifted up his head presently, and up in the sky a white streak was
-being deliberately drawn. It was an aeroplane writing advertisements. So
-he stood still in the middle of the hurrying crowds to watch it; now he
-could just see the tiny aeroplane like a little brown insect. Slowly in
-the sky a long straight line was drawn and then a loop--surely it must
-be the figure 6. And then the aeroplane stopped throwing out smoke and
-became almost invisible as it went off tittering across the sky.
-
-The numeral swelled and grew and was being slowly blown away when all of
-a sudden another white streak appeared and the aeroplane was drawing
-something else. But as he watched he was aware that after all it was the
-same thing again, another 6, and when it had done that the aeroplane
-mounted again into the sky and drew another 6, but already its first
-work was undone by the wind and in a few moments there was nothing to be
-seen in the sky but a few wisps of smoke.
-
-For a second or two Cromartie felt himself rocking in the aeroplane,
-which went humming away across the sky before falling again sideways
-like a snipe bleating; that was only a moment, as when you shut your
-eyes and fancy that you can feel the earth spinning in space, and then
-Cromartie was walking out of the Strand into Trafalgar Square. It was
-empty, and he looked at the Nelson monument with wonder. Landseer’s
-great beasts planted their feet flat down before them. What were they,
-he wondered? Lions or Leopards, or perhaps Bears? He could not say. And
-suddenly he saw that his right hand was bleeding and his fingers gone. A
-great crowd had entered the Square; the fountains were playing, the sun
-was shining, and he got on to a scarlet omnibus. But very soon he saw
-that the people were whispering together on the omnibus and they were
-all looking at him, and he knew that it was because they saw his
-wounded hand. He put his other hand up to his forehead and there was
-blood on that also. He was afraid then of the people on the bus and so
-he got out. But wherever he wandered the people stopped and stared at
-him and whispered, and as he walked among them they drew aside and
-formed into little groups and gazed after him as he went by, and it was
-because they knew him by the wounds on his head and on his hand.
-
-They were all of them muttering and looking at him with hatred, but
-something restrained them, so that though their eyes were like sharp
-daggers they were one and all afraid to point their fingers....
-
-He was going to vote. He would cast his vote. Nothing should stop him.
-At last he saw the two entrances to the underground voting hall with
-Ladies written over one and Gentlemen written over the other, and he
-went downstairs. But when he asked the attendant for his voting card the
-man took down a large book bound in lambskin with the wool left on, and
-turned over several pages and looked down them. At last he said: “But
-your name is not written in the Book of Life, Mr. Cromartie. You must
-give up your secret, you know, if you wish to be registered.” When he
-heard this Mr. Cromartie felt sick, and he noticed the smell that came
-from all the other voters in their ballot boxes; he hesitated, and at
-last he said:
-
-“But if I do not give up my secret may I not vote?”
-
-“No, Mr. Cromartie. Nobody can vote who does not give up his secret,
-that is called the secrecy of the ballot--but it is out of the question
-for you to vote, anyhow ... you bear the Mark of the Beast.”
-
-And Mr. Cromartie looked at his hand and felt his forehead and saw that
-he did indeed bear the Mark of the Beast where it had bitten him, and he
-knew that he was an outcast. That was what everybody had whispered. He
-would not give up his secret so he was rejected by mankind and hated by
-them, for he frightened them. They were all alike, they had no secrets,
-but he had kept his and now the Beast had set its Mark upon him, and he
-seemed terrible to them all, and he himself was afraid. “The Beast has
-set his Mark on me,” he said to himself. “It will slowly eat me up. I
-cannot escape now, and one thing is as bad as another. On the whole I
-would rather the Beast slowly ate me up than give up so much, and the
-stench of my fellows disgusts me.”
-
-And then he heard the Beast moving restlessly behind some partition; he
-heard the rustling of straw and the great creature slowly licking itself
-all over; and then its smell, sweet, and warm, and awful, swallowed him
-up, and he lay quite still on the floor of the cage, listening to its
-tail going thump, thump, thump on the floor beside him. Terror could go
-no further, and at last he opened his eyes and slowly understood that it
-was his own heart which was beating and no beast’s tail, and all about
-him there were clean sheets and flowers and a smell of iodoform. But his
-fear lasted for half that day.
-
-In a fortnight Mr. Cromartie was pronounced out of danger, but he
-continued in so weak a state for some time afterwards that he was not
-allowed to receive any visitors, so that although Josephine called every
-day it was only to hear the latest news of how he had passed the night,
-and to leave flowers for the sickroom.
-
-In the following weeks Mr. Cromartie made a rapid recovery; that is to
-say, though by no means restored to his ordinary health, he was able
-first to get up for an hour in the middle of the day, and then to go for
-a short walk round the Gardens.
-
-The doctors attending upon him suggested at this time that an entire
-change of scene would be beneficial, and the curator, far from putting
-any obstacles in the way of this, frequently urged the patient to go for
-a month’s holiday to Cornwall. But in this he was met by a steady and
-obstinate refusal, or rather by complete passivity and non-resistance.
-Mr. Cromartie refused to take a holiday. He declined to go away anywhere
-by himself, though he added that he was completely at the curator’s
-disposal and prepared to go to any place where he was sent in charge of
-a keeper. After some days, during which the curator proposed first one
-scheme and then another, the plan of Mr. Cromartie’s being sent away was
-abandoned. In the first place it was difficult to spare a keeper, or for
-that matter to find a suitable man among the staff to go with Mr.
-Cromartie, and it was difficult to find a suitable place where they
-should be sent.
-
-But the chief reason why these schemes were given up was because of the
-apathetic and even hostile attitude which the invalid adopted to them,
-and because it occurred to the curator that this hostility was perhaps
-not without a reason.
-
-And indeed there is no doubt that Mr. Cromartie felt that if he once
-took such a holiday as had been suggested he would find it very much
-harder to go back into captivity at the end of it, and he opposed it
-because he was resolved not to escape from what he conceived were his
-obligations.
-
-It was therefore decided that Mr. Cromartie should go straight back to
-his cage, though it was impressed upon him that he would not be expected
-to be on view to the public any longer than he wished, and that he must
-lie down to rest in his inner room for two or three hours every day.
-
-In this way, and by taking him for motor-car drives for a couple of
-hours or so after dark, it was hoped that he would be able to regain his
-accustomed health and shake off that state of apathy which seemed his
-most alarming symptom to the medical men who attended him.
-
-But before Cromartie went back to his old quarters he was to hear a
-piece of news from the curator which concerned him very closely, though
-he did not at first realise the full significance of it.
-
-The curator was so confused in imparting this information, and so
-apologetic, and occupied so much time with a preamble explaining how
-much the Zoological Society felt themselves indebted to him, that Mr.
-Cromartie had some difficulty in following what he said, but at last he
-got at the gist of it, and the long and the short of the matter was: The
-experiment of exhibiting a man had been a much greater success than any
-of the Committee had dared to hope; such a success, indeed, that it had
-decided to follow it up by having a second man, a negro. It had actually
-engaged him two or three days since, and had installed him only that
-day. The intention of the Committee was eventually to establish a
-“Man-house” which should contain specimens of all the different races of
-mankind, with a Bushman, South Sea Islanders, etc., in native costume,
-but such a collection could of course only be formed gradually and as
-occasion offered.
-
-The embarrassment of the poor curator as he made these revelations was
-so extreme that Cromartie could only think of how best to set him once
-more at his ease, and though he had a very distinct moment of annoyance
-when he heard of the negro, yet he suppressed it completely. When the
-curator had been persuaded that Cromartie bore him no grudge for these
-innovations, nay more, that he was perfectly indifferent to them, his
-joy and relief were as overwhelming as his distress and embarrassment
-had been before.
-
-First he blew out a great breath, and mopped his forehead with a big
-silk handkerchief; then, his honest face quite transformed with
-happiness, he seized Cromartie by the hand, and then by the lapel, and
-laughed again and again while he explained that he had opposed the
-project with all his might because he was sure Cromartie would not like
-it, and after he had been overruled he had not known how to break the
-news to him. He vowed he had not slept for two nights thinking about it,
-but now when he learnt that Cromartie actually approved of the plan, he
-felt a new man. “I am the biggest fool in the world,” said he; “my
-imagination runs away with me. I am always thinking of how other people
-are going to be upset, and then it turns out that they don’t give a row
-of pins about the whole affair and I am the only person who feels upset
-at all ... all on account of somebody else.... Ha! Ha! Ha! It has been
-just like that over and over again with my wife. It is always happening
-to me. Well now I’ll go full blast ahead with the new ‘Man-house,’
-because, you know, it’s a damned good notion. I felt that the whole
-time, but I couldn’t get it out of my head that it was unfair to you.”
-
-But Mr. Cromartie did not share his enthusiasm; he merely repeated to
-himself, as he had done so often before, that he intended observing his
-side of the contract so long as the Zoo kept its own, and that there was
-nothing in all this which infringed or invalidated the contract in any
-way. But when Mr. Cromartie went into his cage he saw a black man in the
-cage next door--he was brushing a black bowler hat--it came as a great
-shock to Mr. Cromartie to realise that this man was the neighbour about
-whom the curator had spoken. This negro was almost coal black, a jovial
-fellow, dressed in a striped pink and green shirt, a mustard-coloured
-suit, and patent leather boots. When he saw Mr. Cromartie he at once
-wheeled round, and saying “The interesting invalid has arrived,” walked
-up to the partition separating him from Cromartie and said to him:
-“Allow me to welcome you back to what is now the Man-house. If I may
-introduce myself, Joe Tennison: I am delighted to meet you, Mr.
-Cromartie, it is a real pleasure to have a man next door.” Cromartie
-bowed stiffly and said “Good afternoon” very awkwardly, but the negro
-was not abashed, and leaned against the wire partition between them so
-that it bulged.
-
-“They are going to clear all that poor trash away now,” he said,
-pointing at the Chimpanzee beyond Cromartie. “They isn’t to be kept with
-us any more, nasty jealous brutes; bite your fingers off if they catch
-you.”
-
-Cromartie turned and looked at the Chimpanzee; it had always seemed to
-him rather a pathetic beast, but how much more so now while his new
-neighbour Tennison was speaking of it! And not for the first time he
-felt a friendly sympathy for the ugly little ape. Indeed he would far
-rather have seen the savage old Orang back in her place than have this
-insufferably verbose fellow patronising the animals near him.
-
-For the moment Cromartie was quite at a loss, and had no idea what to
-reply to the stream of Mr. Tennison’s remarks. He had said nothing at
-all when a minute or two later he was relieved by the arrival of Collins
-with his Caracal, which had been sent back to his old cage in the
-cat-house after Mr. Cromartie’s injuries.
-
-The pleasure of the two friends at once more being together was
-unbounded, and was shown by each of them very strongly after his own
-fashion. For at first the Caracal trotted up to Cromartie debonairly
-enough, as if he were just come to give him a sniff, then he began
-purring loudly and rubbed himself a score of times against Cromartie’s
-legs, winding himself about them, and finally he sprang right up into
-his friend’s arms, licked his face and his hair, and curled up for a
-moment or two as if he would sleep there; but no, this was not for long,
-for he sprang down again. Then he began trotting round the cage, sniffed
-in the corners, leapt on the table and made certain that all was well.
-
-When Joe Tennison called to him, the Caracal passed by without giving
-him a glance, and it was just the same with his friend too, for when
-Cromartie heard the negro begin talking to him he just nodded his head
-and went into his inner room. But once there Mr. Cromartie reflected
-that this negro was to be his companion and neighbour for some years,
-and it would never do to run away from him every time he spoke. Somehow
-he must make Tennison respect his privacy without making an enemy of
-him, and at that moment Mr. Cromartie saw no way of doing this. However,
-he took down a book of Waley’s poems translated from the Chinese, and
-went back into his cage with it in his hand, and then sat down and began
-reading.
-
- He lives in thick forests, deep among the hills,
- Or houses in the clefts of sharp, precipitous rocks;
- Alert and agile is his nature, nimble are his wits;
- Swift are his contortions,
- Apt to every need,
- Whether he climbs tall tree-stems of a hundred feet,
- Or sways on the shuddering shoulder of a long bough.
- Before him, the dark gullies of unfathomable streams;
- Behind, the silent hollows of the lonely hills.
- Twigs and tendrils are his rocking-chairs,
- On rungs of rotting wood he trips
- Up perilous places; sometimes, leap after leap,
- Like lightning flits through the woods.
- Sometimes he saunters with a sad, forsaken air;
- Then suddenly peeps round
- Beaming with satisfaction. Up he springs,
- Leaps and prances, whoops and scampers on his way.
- Up cliffs he scrambles, up pointed rocks,
- Dances on shale that shifts or twigs that snap,
- Suddenly swerves and lightly passes....
- Oh, what tongue could unravel
- The tale of all his tricks?
- Alas, one trait
- With the human tribe he shares; their sweets his sweet,
- Their bitter is his bitter. Off sugar from the vat
- Of brewers’ dregs he loves to sup.
- So men put wine where he will pass.
- How he races to the bowl!
- How nimbly licks and swills!
- Now he staggers, feels dazed and foolish,
- Darkness falls upon his eyes....
- He sleeps and knows no more.
- Up steal the trappers, catch him by the mane,
- Then to a string or ribbon tie him, lead him home;
- Tether him in the stable or lock him in the yard;
- Where faces all day long
- Gaze, gape, gasp at him and will not go away.
-
-Joe Tennison came up three or four times while he was reading and began
-a conversation, but Cromartie ignored his remarks and did not even lift
-his head, but just read quietly on.
-
-Fortunately there were a great many of the public come to see their old
-favourite Mr. Cromartie now he was back, and to have a look at the new
-black man also, about whom there was nearly as much discussion as there
-ever had been about Cromartie himself.
-
-The presence of the public was lucky for two reasons; firstly, it served
-to distract Joe Tennison by giving him that which he most wanted in
-life--an audience; and secondly, Mr. Cromartie was able, by totally
-ignoring spectators, to show him that that was his ordinary method of
-conducting himself. There was therefore no reason why the negro should
-feel himself insulted by being treated as if he did not exist. And here
-I should explain that Mr. Cromartie had no objection to his neighbour as
-a negro, and no particular prejudice against persons of that colour. Mr.
-Tennison was indeed the first negro to whom he had spoken. At the same
-time the fellow aroused a strong feeling of dislike, and this aversion
-was one which steadily increased as time went on.
-
-The next day Mr. Cromartie found Josephine Lackett waiting for him when
-he first went into his cage after breakfast. She was standing a little
-distance off looking out of the door of the Ape-house (to give it its
-old name), and Cromartie called out to her before he reflected on what
-he was doing: “Josephine! Josephine! What are you doing there?”
-
-She turned round and came towards him, and the sight of her so much
-affected Mr. Cromartie that for some time he did not trust himself to
-speak again, and when he did so it was more tenderly than he had done
-since his captivity. But Josephine on her part could not for some time
-get used to the presence of Mr. Tennison, who sat lolling in a deck
-chair within a few feet of them and kept putting his gold-rimmed
-eyeglass in his eye to stare at her, and then letting it fall out, as if
-he had not quite learnt the trick of it, which was indeed the case, as
-he had only bought it a week before.
-
-For some little time then Josephine found herself with nothing to say
-except to congratulate John on his recovery, and to tell him how glad
-she was that he was well again. Then she thanked him for calling to her
-and letting her speak to him.
-
-“Don’t behave like a goose, Josephine,” said John Cromartie. Then
-guessing why she was constrained, he said: “My dear Josephine, do ignore
-him as I do.”
-
-But Josephine did not speak, and just then in strolled the Caracal,
-having just completed his morning toilet.
-
-“I paid your cat several visits while you were ill,” said Josephine. “He
-seemed very unhappy and would not take much notice of me. I think he is
-rather shy of women, and is not used to them.”
-
-Mr. Cromartie nodded. He was glad Josephine had gone to see the Caracal,
-but he knew that she had wasted her time; he did not care for the people
-who came and gazed into his cage from the outside. Suddenly he heard
-Josephine say: “John, I must see you in private. I must talk to you,
-because I cannot go on like this. You cannot go on shirking things any
-longer.”
-
-“What do you mean?”
-
-“I mean that you must recognise that we are bound up with each other. I
-don’t mind _what_ you decide to do, but you must do something. I cannot
-go on living like this any longer. Please arrange somehow for us to see
-each other and talk it over.”
-
-It was Cromartie now who was embarrassed and shy; Cromartie who could
-not talk simply about what he felt, at least not for a considerable
-time. At last, however, he got out a few disconnected remarks, saying
-he was very sorry but he could do nothing then, and that he was not a
-free agent. But in the end he got more confidence and looked Josephine
-straight in the eyes and said: “My dear, it’s quite inevitable that both
-of us should be unhappy. I love you, if you want me to put it in that
-way. I cannot ever forget you, and now you seem to be feeling the same
-for me, and you too must expect to be very unhappy. I only hope your
-feeling for me will wear off. I daresay it will in time, and I hope my
-feeling for you will also. Until then we must try and be resigned.”
-
-“I am not resigned,” said Josephine. “I’m going to get savage about it,
-or go mad or something.”
-
-“It’s the greatest mistake for us to stir up each other’s feelings,”
-said Cromartie rather roughly. “That’s the worst thing we can either of
-us do, the most unkind thing. No, the only thing for you to do is to
-forget me, the only hope for me is to forget you.”
-
-“That’s impossible; it’s worse when we don’t see each other,” said
-Josephine.
-
-Just then they realised that several people had come into the Ape-house
-and were hesitating to interrupt their conversation.
-
-“It’s a bad business,” said Cromartie, “a damned bad business,” and at
-these words Josephine went away. He turned away and sat down, but a
-moment later he heard a loud “Excuse me, Sah. Excuse an intrusion, but
-I believe, Sah, that your young lady friend’s christian name is
-Josephine. That is a remarkable coincidence! for my own name, you know,
-is Joseph. Joseph and Josephine.”
-
-If, on hearing this remark, Mr. Cromartie gave Tennison any
-encouragement to continue, it was quite accidental. At the moment he was
-feeling faint, and only by an effort of will continued standing where he
-was without clutching hold of the bars.
-
-“Are you interested in the girls?” asked the negro. “They come and watch
-me all the morning, and they do stare so ... he, he, he.”
-
-“No, I’m not interested,” said Mr. Cromartie. Nobody could have mistaken
-the desperate sincerity in his voice.
-
-“I’m glad to hear that,” said Tennison, at once restored to his former
-heartiness and buoyancy of manner.
-
-“That is how I feel myself, just how I feel. I have no interest in women
-at all. Only my poor old mammy, my old black mammy, she was of the very
-best, the very best she was. A mother is the best friend you have
-through life--the best friend you can make. My mother was ignorant, she
-could not read, neither could she write, but she knew almost all of the
-whole Bible by heart, and I first learnt of Salvation from my mother’s
-lips. When I was five years old she taught me the Holy Words of Glory,
-and I repeated them after her text by text. She was the best friend I
-shall ever have.
-
-“But other women--no, sir. I have no use for them. They are just a
-temptation in a man’s life, a temptation to make him forget his true
-manhood. And the worst of it is that the more you shun them the more
-they do run after you. That’s a fact.
-
-“No, I am very much safer and better off here shut up alongside of you,
-with this wire netting and bars to fence off the women, and I guess you
-feel the same way as I do. Don’t you, Mr. Cromartie?” Cromartie suddenly
-looked up and saw the person who had been addressing him.
-
-“Who are you?” he asked, and then, looking rather wildly, he walked out
-of his cage into his back room, where he lay down feeling very
-exhausted.
-
-He was still very weak from his illness, and the close atmosphere of the
-Ape-house gave him a headache. Every moment he had now to exercise
-self-control, and it was more and more exhausting for him to do so. Very
-often he did what he did on this occasion, and this was to lie down to
-rest in his back room and then burst into tears, quite without any
-restraint, and though he laughed at himself afterwards, the act of
-weeping comforted him, although it left him weaker than before and more
-inclined to weep again.
-
-But the pricks and troubles of the outside world meant very little to
-Mr. Cromartie just then. He could not help thinking the whole time of
-Josephine.
-
-For so long he had believed that there were so many insuperable
-obstacles which would prevent them ever being happy together, that the
-additional fact of his being shut up in the Zoo was a relief to him.
-But now that he felt so weak it was an extra strain, and especially now
-as he was beginning to wonder if Josephine and he could not be happy
-together for a little while.
-
-He still knew that they were too proud to endure each other for very
-long, but could they not have a week or a month or even a year of
-happiness together?
-
-Perhaps they might, but anyhow it wasn’t possible, and here he was
-locked up in a cage, with a nigger waiting outside to talk some
-disgusting trash at him and wear out his patience.
-
-But as a matter of fact, when Cromartie pulled himself together once
-more and went out into his cage Joe Tennison did not address him--that
-is, not directly. But he was as tiresome as he had been before, but now
-it was in a different way.
-
-When Cromartie had settled down and had been reading for a little while,
-there were no visitors for two or three minutes, and then he heard the
-negro speaking to himself as he gazed in his direction.
-
-“Poor fellow! Poor young fellow! The women do make hay with a man, they
-do. I’ve been through it all.... I know all about it.... Oh, gracious,
-yes. Love! Love is the very devil. And that poor young man is certainly
-in love. Nobody can cheer him up. Nobody can do anything except her that
-caused the trouble in his heart. There’s nothing I can do for him now
-except just to pretend to notice nothing, the same as I always do.” At
-this point the speaker was distracted by the arrival of a party of
-visitors who stopped outside his cage, but thereafter Mr. Cromartie
-adopted the same method to the negro that he had always adopted to the
-public. That is to say, he ignored his existence and contrived never to
-meet his eyes, and never took the least notice of what he said.
-
-The next morning, while Cromartie was playing with his Caracal, with a
-ball, as he had been accustomed to do before the Orang had taken
-advantage of him, he heard Josephine’s voice calling to him.
-
-He threw the ball to his friend the bounding, tasselled cat, and went
-straight to her, and without waiting for any greeting she said to him:
-
-“John, I love you, and I must see you alone at once. I must come into
-your cage and talk to you there.”
-
-“No, Josephine, don’t--that’s not possible,” said Cromartie. “I can’t go
-on seeing you like this even, and surely you see that if you were to
-come into my cage I could not bear it after you had gone away.”
-
-“But I don’t want to go away,” said Josephine.
-
-“If you were ever to come inside my cage you would have to stay for
-ever,” said Cromartie. He had recovered himself now, his moment of
-weakness was past. “And if you don’t decide to do that, I don’t think we
-can go on seeing each other at all. I think I shall die if I see you
-like this. We can never be happy together.”
-
-“Well, we had better be unhappy together than unhappy apart,” said
-Josephine. She had suddenly begun to cry.
-
-“My darling creature,” said Cromartie, “it’s all a silly mistake; but we
-will arrange things somehow. I’ll get the curator to have you in the
-next cage to me instead of that damned nigger, and we shall see each
-other all the time.”
-
-Josephine shook her head vigorously to get the tears out of her eyes,
-like a dog that has been swimming.
-
-“No, that won’t do,” she declared angrily, “that won’t do at all. It has
-got to be the same cage as yours or I won’t live in a cage at all. I
-haven’t come here to live in a cage by myself. I’ll share yours and be
-damned to everyone else.”
-
-She gave an angry laugh and shook her yellow hair back. Her eyes
-sparkled with tears, but she looked steadily at Cromartie. “Damn other
-people,” she repeated; “I care for nobody in the world but you, John,
-and if we are going to be put in a cage and persecuted, we must just
-bear it. I hate them all, and I’m going to be happy with you in spite of
-them. Nobody can make me feel ashamed now. I can’t help being myself and
-I will be myself.”
-
-“Darling,” said Cromartie, “you would be wretched here. It’s awful; you
-mustn’t think of it. I have a much more sensible plan. I can’t ask them
-to let me go. Anyhow I shan’t do that. But I am still so feeble that I
-can easily make myself really ill again, and then I think they will let
-me go and we can get married.”
-
-“That won’t do,” said Josephine. “We can’t wait any longer, and you
-would die if you tried that. There was nothing about your not being
-allowed to marry in the contract when you came here, was there?” she
-asked. “You have only got to tell them that you are going to get married
-to-day, and that your wife is ready to live in your cage.”
-
-During this conversation several people had come into the Ape-house, and
-after looking at Josephine in a highly scandalised manner had gone out
-again, but now Collins came in. He looked rather puzzled and awkward
-when he saw Josephine, but she turned to him at once and said:
-
-“Mr. Cromartie and I wish to see the curator; will you please find him
-and ask him to come here?”
-
-“Very good,” said Collins; then catching sight of Joe Tennison gazing at
-Cromartie and the lady from a distance of three feet, with his yellow
-eyeballs almost popping out of his sooty face, he sternly ordered him to
-go into the back room of his cage.
-
-“Oh, I can tell you something, I can tell you what you’ld never
-believe,” cried Joe, but Collins silently pointed his finger at him, and
-the nigger jumped up and slowly beat a retreat into his own quarters.
-
-Ten minutes later the curator came in.
-
-“Come round to the back where we can talk more conveniently, Miss
-Lackett,” he said. Then he unlocked the door of the inner cage or den
-and Josephine walked in. They sat down.
-
-“I have asked Miss Lackett to marry me, and have been accepted,” said
-Cromartie rather stiffly. “I was anxious to tell you at once, so as to
-make arrangements with regard to the ceremony, which of course we wish
-to be carried out as privately as possible, and at once. After our
-marriage my wife is prepared to live with me in this cage, unless of
-course you arrange for us to have other quarters.”
-
-The curator suddenly laughed, a loud, good-natured, hearty laugh. To
-Cromartie it seemed a piece of brutality, to Josephine a menace. They
-both frowned, and drew slightly together waiting for the worst.
-
-“I ought to explain to you,” the curator began, “that the committee has
-already considered what to do in the event of such a contingency as this
-occurring.
-
-“It is impossible, for various reasons, for us to keep married couples
-in the Man-house, and we decided that in the event of your mentioning
-marriage, Mr. Cromartie, that we should consider our contract with you
-at an end. In other words you are free to go, and in fact I am now going
-to turn you out.”
-
-As he said these words the curator rose and opened the door. For a
-moment the happy couple hesitated; they looked at each other and then
-walked out of the cage together, but Josephine kept hold of her man as
-they did so. The curator slammed the door and locked it on the forgotten
-Caracal, and then said:
-
-“Cromartie, I congratulate you very heartily; and my dear Miss Lackett,
-you have chosen a man for whom all of us here have the very greatest
-respect and admiration. I hope you will be happy with him.”
-
-Hand in hand Josephine and John hurried through the Gardens. They did
-not stop to look at dogs or foxes, or wolves or tigers, they raced past
-the lion house and the cattle sheds, and without glancing at the
-pheasants or a lonely peacock, slipped through the turnstile into
-Regent’s Park. There, still hand in hand, they passed unnoticed into the
-crowd. Nobody looked at them, nobody recognised them. The crowd was
-chiefly composed of couples like themselves.
-
- [Illustration]
-
-
- THE END
-
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-<p class="c">A MAN IN THE ZOO</p>
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-<h1>
-A<br />
-MAN IN THE ZOO</h1>
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-<p class="c">by<br />
-<br /><big>
-DAVID GARNETT</big><br />
-<br />
-Illustrated with wood engravings<br /><br />
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-AND<br />
-MINA KIRSTEIN<br />
-</p>
-
-<h2><a name="AUTHORS_NOTE" id="AUTHORS_NOTE"></a>AUTHOR’S NOTE</h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> HAVE to thank Mr. Arthur Waley for permission to quote from his
-translation of a poem by Wang Yen-shou, which appears in “The Temple and
-other Poems,” published by Messrs. Allen &amp; Unwin.</p>
-
-<p>I also wish to say that the Royal Zoological Society has always been the
-object of my respect and admiration, and that in this story, neither
-explicitly nor implicitly, is anything intended that could be regarded
-as derogatory to the Society in any sense.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_1" id="page_1">{1}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><img src="images/i_001.jpg" width="100%" alt="A MAN IN THE ZOO" /></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">J</span>OHN CROMARTIE and Josephine Lackett gave up their green tickets at the
-turnstile, and entered the Zoological Society’s Gardens by the South
-Gate.</p>
-
-<p>It was a warm day at the end of February, and Sunday morning. In the air
-there was a smell of spring, mixed with the odours of different
-animals&mdash;yaks, wolves, and musk-oxen, but the two visitors did not
-notice it. They were lovers, and were having a quarrel.</p>
-
-<p>They came soon to the Wolves and Foxes, and stood still opposite a cage
-containing an animal very like a dog.</p>
-
-<p>“Other people, other people! You are always considering the feelings of
-other people,” said Mr. Cromartie. His companion did not answer him, so
-he went on:</p>
-
-<p>“You say somebody feels this, or that somebody else may feel the other.
-You never talk to me about anything except what other people are
-feeling, or may be going to feel. I wish you could forget about other
-people and talk about yourself, but I suppose you have to talk of other
-people’s feelings because you haven’t any of your own.”</p>
-
-<p>The beast opposite them was bored. He looked at them for a moment and
-forgot them at once. He<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_2" id="page_2">{2}</a></span> lived in a small space, and had forgotten the
-outside world where creatures very like himself raced in circles.</p>
-
-<p>“If that is the reason,” said Cromartie, “I do not see why you should
-not say so. It would be honest if you were to tell me you felt nothing
-for me. It is not honest to say first that you love me, and then that
-you are a Christian and love everybody equally.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nonsense,” said the girl, “you know that is nonsense. It is not
-Christianity, it is because I love several people very much.”</p>
-
-<p>“You do not love several people very much,” said Cromartie, interrupting
-her. “You cannot possibly love people like your aunts. Nobody could. No,
-you do not really love anybody. You imagine that you do because you have
-not got the courage to stand alone.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know whom I love, and whom I do not,” said Josephine. “And if you
-should drive me to choose between you and everybody else, I should be a
-fool to give myself to you.”</p>
-
-<div class="bbox">
-<p class="c">
-DINGO ♂<br />
-<i>Canis familiaris var.</i><br />
-NEW SOUTH WALES, AUSTRALIA<br />
-</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“Poor little Dingo,” said Cromartie. “They do shut up creatures here on
-the thinnest pretexts. He is only the familiar dog.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_3" id="page_3">{3}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
-<a href="images/i_003.jpg">
-<img src="images/i_003.jpg" height="600" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_4" id="page_4">{4}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The Dingo whined, and wagged his tail. He knew that he was being spoken
-of.</p>
-
-<p>Josephine turned from her lover to the Dingo, and her face softened as
-she looked at it.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose they have got to have everything here, every single kind of
-beast there is, even if it turns out to be nothing but an ordinary dog.”</p>
-
-<p>They left the Dingo, walked to the next cage, and stood side by side
-looking at the creature in it.</p>
-
-<p>“The slender dog,” said Josephine, reading the label. She laughed, and
-the slender dog got up and walked away.</p>
-
-<p>“So that is a wolf,” said Cromartie, as they stopped six feet further
-on. “Another dog in a cage.... Give yourself to me, Josephine, that
-sounds to me as if you were crazy. But it shows anyway that you are not
-in love with me. If you are in love it is all or nothing. You cannot be
-in love with several people at once. I know because I am in love with
-you, and other people are all my enemies, necessarily my enemies.”</p>
-
-<p>“What nonsense!” said Josephine.</p>
-
-<p>“If I am in love with you,” Cromartie went on, “and you with me, it
-means that you are the only person who is not my enemy, and I am the
-only person who is not yours. A fool to give yourself to me! Yes, you
-are a fool if you fancy you are in love when you are not, and I should
-be a fool to believe it. You do not give yourself to the person with
-whom you are in love, you are yourself instead of being dressed up in
-armoured plate.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_5" id="page_5">{5}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Has this place got nothing in it besides tame dogs?” asked Josephine.</p>
-
-<p>They walked together towards the lion house, and Josephine took John’s
-arm in hers. “Armoured plate. It doesn’t seem to me to make sense. I
-cannot bear to hurt the people I love, and so I am not going to live
-with you, or do anything that they would mind if they found out.”</p>
-
-<p>John said nothing to this, only shrugged his shoulders, screwed up his
-eyes, and rubbed his nose. In the lion house they walked slowly from
-cage to cage until they came to a tiger which walked up and down, up and
-down, up and down, turning his great painted head with intolerable
-familiarity, and with his whiskers just brushing the brick wall.</p>
-
-<p>“They pay for their beauty, poor beasts,” said John, after a pause. “And
-you know it proves what I’ve been saying. Mankind want to catch anything
-beautiful and shut it up, and then come in thousands to watch it die by
-inches. That’s why one hides what one is and lives behind a mask in
-secret.”</p>
-
-<p>“I hate you, John, and all your ideas. I love my fellow creatures&mdash;or
-most of them&mdash;and I can’t help it if you are a tiger and not a human
-being. I’m not mad; I can trust people with every feeling I have got,
-and I shall never have any feelings that I shouldn’t like to share with
-everybody. I don’t mind if I am a Christian&mdash;it’s better than suffering
-from persecution mania, and browbeating me because I’m fond of my father
-and Aunt Eily.”</p>
-
-<p>But Miss Lackett did not look very browbeaten<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_6" id="page_6">{6}</a></span> as she said this. On the
-contrary her eyes sparkled, her colour was high and her looks imperious,
-and she kept tapping the toe of her pointed shoe on the stone floor. Mr.
-Cromartie was irritated by this tapping, so he said something in a low
-voice on purpose so that Josephine should not be able to hear it; the
-only word audible was “browbeating.”</p>
-
-<p>She asked him very savagely what he had said. John laughed. “What’s the
-use of my talking to you at all if you fly into a rage before you have
-even heard what I have got to say?” he asked her.</p>
-
-<p>Josephine turned pale with self-control; she glared at a placid lion
-with such fury that, after a moment or two, the beast got up and walked
-into the den behind his cage.</p>
-
-<p>“Josephine, please be reasonable. Either you are in love with me or else
-you are not. If you are in love with me it can’t cost you much to
-sacrifice other people to me. Since you won’t do that it follows that
-you are not in love with me, and in that case you only keep me hanging
-round you because it pleases your vanity. I wish you would choose
-someone else for that sort of thing. I don’t like it, and any of your
-father’s old friends would do better than me.”</p>
-
-<p>“How dare you talk to me about my father’s old friends?” said Josephine.
-They were silent. Presently Cromartie said, “For the last time,
-Josephine, will you marry me, and be damned to your relations?”</p>
-
-<p>“No! You silly savage!” said Josephine. “No,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_7" id="page_7">{7}</a></span> you wild beast. Can’t you
-understand that one doesn’t treat people like that? It is simply wasting
-my breath to talk. I’ve explained a hundred times I am not going to make
-father miserable. I am not going to be cut off with a shilling and
-become <i>dependent</i> on you when you haven’t enough money to live on
-yourself, to satisfy your vanity. My <i>vanity</i>, do you think having you
-in love with me pleases my <i>vanity</i>? I might as well have a baboon or a
-bear. You are Tarzan of the Apes; you ought to be shut up in the Zoo.
-The collection here is incomplete without you. You are a
-survival&mdash;atavism at its worst. Don’t ask me why I fell in love with
-you&mdash;I did, but I cannot marry Tarzan of the Apes, I’m not romantic
-enough. I see, too, that you do believe what you have been saying. You
-do think mankind is your enemy. I can assure you that if mankind thinks
-of you, it thinks you are the missing link. You ought to be shut up and
-exhibited here in the Zoo&mdash;I’ve told you once and now I tell you
-again&mdash;with the gorilla on one side and the chimpanzee on the other.
-Science would gain a lot.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I will be. I am sure you are quite right. I’ll make arrangements
-to be exhibited,” said Cromartie. “I’m very grateful to you for having
-told me the truth about myself.” Then he took off his hat and said
-“Good-bye,” and giving a quick little nod he walked away.</p>
-
-<p>“Miserable baboon,” muttered Josephine, and she hurried out through the
-swing doors.</p>
-
-<p>They were both of them in a rage, but John<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_8" id="page_8">{8}</a></span> Cromartie was in such a
-desperate rage that he did not know he was angry, he only thought that
-he was very miserable and unhappy. Josephine, on the other hand, was
-elated. She would have enjoyed slashing at Cromartie with a whip.</p>
-
-<p>That evening Cromartie could not keep still. When the chairs presumed to
-stand in his path he knocked them over, but he soon found that merely
-upsetting furniture was not enough to restore his peace of mind. It was
-then that Mr. Cromartie made a singular determination&mdash;one which you may
-swear no other man in like circumstances would ever have arrived at.</p>
-
-<p>It was somehow or other to get himself exhibited in the Zoo, as if he
-were part of the menagerie.</p>
-
-<p>It may be that a strange predilection which he had for keeping his word
-is enough to account for this. But it will always be found that many
-impulses are entirely whimsical and not to be accounted for by reason.
-And this man was both proud and obstinate, so that when he had decided
-upon a thing in passion he would brave it out so far that he could no
-longer withdraw from it.</p>
-
-<p>At the time he said to himself that he would do it to humiliate
-Josephine. If she loved him it would make her suffer, and if she did not
-love him it would not matter to him where he was.</p>
-
-<p>“And perhaps she is right,” he said to himself with a smile. “Perhaps I
-am the missing link, and the Zoo is the best place for me.”</p>
-
-<p>He took his pen and a sheet of paper and sat<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_9" id="page_9">{9}</a></span> down to write a letter,
-though he knew that if he achieved his object he would be bound to
-suffer. For some little while he thought over all the agonies of being
-in a cage and held up to the derision of the gaping populace.</p>
-
-<p>And then he reflected that it was harder for some of the animals than it
-would be for himself. The tigers were prouder than he was, they loved
-their liberty more than he did his, they had no amusements or resources,
-and the climate did not suit them.</p>
-
-<p>In his case there were no such added difficulties. He told himself that
-he was humble of heart, and that he resigned his liberty of his own free
-will. Even if books were not allowed him, he could at all events watch
-the spectators with as much interest as that with which they watched
-him.</p>
-
-<p>In this manner he encouraged himself, and the thought of how terrible it
-was for the tigers touched his heart so much that his own fate seemed to
-him easier to contemplate.</p>
-
-<p>After all, he reflected, he was so unhappy at that moment that nothing
-could be worse whatever he did. He had lost Josephine, and it would be
-easier to bear that loss in the discipline of a prison. Strengthened by
-these considerations, he shook his pen and wrote as follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot"><p class="nind">
-<span class="smcap">Dear Sir</span>,<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>I write to lay before your Society a proposal which I hope you will
-recommend to them for their earnest consideration. May I say first
-that I know<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_10" id="page_10">{10}</a></span> the Society’s Gardens well, and much admire them? The
-grounds are spacious, and the arrangement of the houses is at the
-same time practical and convenient. In them there are specimens of
-practically the whole fauna of the terrestrial globe, only one
-mammalian of real importance being unrepresented. But the more I
-have thought over this omission, the more extraordinary has it
-appeared to me. To leave out man from a collection of the earth’s
-fauna is to play Hamlet without the Prince of Denmark. It may seem
-unimportant at first sight, since the collection is formed for man
-to look at, and study. I admit that human beings are to be seen
-frequently enough walking about in the Gardens, but I believe that
-there are convincing reasons why the Society should have a specimen
-of the human race on exhibition.</p>
-
-<p>Firstly, it would complete the collection, and, secondly, it would
-impress upon the mind of the visitor a comparison which he is not
-always quick to make for himself. If placed in a cage between the
-Orang-outang and the Chimpanzee, an ordinary member of the human
-race would arrest the attention of everyone who entered the Large
-Ape-house. In such a position he would lead to a thousand
-interesting comparisons being made by visitors for whose education
-the Gardens do in a large measure exist. Every child would grow up
-imbued with the outlook of a Darwin, and would become aware not
-only of his own exact place in the animal kingdom, but also in what
-he resembled, and in what he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_11" id="page_11">{11}</a></span> differed from the Apes. I would
-suggest that such a specimen be shown as far as possible in his
-natural surroundings as he exists at the present time, that is to
-say in ordinary costume, and employed in some ordinary pursuit.
-Thus his cage should be furnished with chairs and a table and with
-bookcases. A small bedroom and a bathroom at the back would enable
-him to retire when necessary from the public gaze. The expense to
-the Society need not be great.</p>
-
-<p>To show my good faith I beg to offer myself for exhibition, subject
-to certain reservations which will not be found of an unreasonable
-nature.</p>
-
-<p>The following particulars of my person may be of assistance:&mdash;</p>
-
-<ul><li>Race: Scottish.</li>
-<li>Height: 5 feet 11 inches.</li>
-<li>Weight: 11 stone.</li>
-<li>Hair: Dark.</li>
-<li>Eyes: Blue.</li>
-<li>Nose: Aquiline.</li>
-<li>Age: 27 years.</li></ul>
-
-<p>I shall be happy to furnish any further information which the
-Society may require.</p>
-
-<p class="c">
-I am, Sir,<br /><span style="margin-left: 6em;">
-Your obedient Servant,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 12em;"><span class="smcap">John Cromartie</span>.</span><br />
-</p></div>
-
-<p>When he had gone out and posted this letter Mr. Cromartie felt at peace,
-and he prepared for the reply with much less anxiety than most young men
-would have felt in such a situation.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_12" id="page_12">{12}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It would be tedious to describe at any length how this letter was
-received by a deputy in the absence of the secretary, and how it was by
-him communicated to the working committee on the following Wednesday. It
-may, however, be of interest to note that Mr. Cromartie’s offer would in
-all probability have been rejected had it not been for Mr. Wollop. He
-was a gentleman of advanced years who was not popular with his fellow
-members. Mr. Cromartie’s letter, for some reason, threw him into a
-paroxysm of rage.</p>
-
-<p>This was a deliberate insult, he declared. This was no laughing matter.
-It was a matter which must and should and should and must, without
-question, be wiped out by legal proceedings. It would expose the Society
-to ridicule if they took it lying down. This and much more in the same
-strain gave the rest of the committee time to turn the thing over in
-their minds.</p>
-
-<p>One or two first took the opposite view from Mr. Wollop from mere habit;
-the Chairman observed that the presence of such an interesting
-correspondent as Mr. Cromartie could not fail to be a great attraction
-and would increase the gate-money; it was not, however, until Mr. Wollop
-threatened to resign that the thing was done.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wollop withdrew, and a letter was drafted to Cromartie informing him
-that the committee were inclined to accept his proposal, and asking for
-a personal interview.</p>
-
-<p>This interview took place the following Saturday,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_13" id="page_13">{13}</a></span> by which time the
-committee had become convinced that a specimen of <i>Homo sapiens</i> ought
-certainly to be acquired, though it was not convinced that Mr. Cromartie
-was the right man, and Mr. Wollop had retired to Wollop Bottom, his
-rustic seat.</p>
-
-<p>The personal interview was entirely satisfactory to both sides, and Mr.
-Cromartie’s reservations were accepted without demur. These dealt with
-food and drink, clothing, medical attention, and one or two luxuries
-which he was to receive. Thus he was to be allowed to order his own
-meals, see his own tailor, be visited by his own doctor, dentist, and
-legal advisers. He was to be allowed to administer his own income, which
-amounted to about £300 a year, neither was objection to be raised to his
-having a library in his cage, and writing materials.</p>
-
-<p>The Zoological Society on their side stipulated that he should not
-contribute to the daily or weekly press; that he should not entertain
-visitors while the Gardens were open to the public; and that he should
-be subject to the usual discipline, as though he were one of the
-ordinary creatures.</p>
-
-<p>A few days served to prepare the cage for his reception. It was in the
-Ape-house, behind which a larger room was furnished for his bedroom,
-with a bath and lavatory fixed behind a wooden partition. He was
-admitted on the following Sunday afternoon, and introduced to his keeper
-Collins, who also looked after the Orang-outang, the Gibbon, and the
-Chimpanzee.</p>
-
-<p>Collins shook hands and said that he would do<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_14" id="page_14">{14}</a></span> all he could to make him
-comfortable, but it was obvious that he was embarrassed, and strangely
-enough this embarrassment did not diminish as time went on. His
-relations with Cromartie always remained formal, and were characterised
-by the most absolute politeness, which, needless to say, Cromartie
-scrupulously returned.</p>
-
-<p>The cage had been thoroughly cleansed and disinfected, a plain carpet
-had been laid down, and it was furnished with a table where Cromartie
-had his meals, an upright chair, an armchair, and at the back of the
-cage a bookcase. Nothing but the wire-netting front and sides separating
-him from the Chimpanzee on one side, and the Orang-outang on the other,
-distinguished it from a gentleman’s study. Greater magnificence
-characterised the furniture of his bedroom, where he found that he had
-been provided with every possible comfort. A French bed, a wardrobe, a
-cheval glass, a dressing-table with mirrors in gilt and satinwood,
-combined to make him feel at home.</p>
-
-<p>John Cromartie employed Sunday evening in unpacking his belongings,
-including his books, as he wished to appear an established institution
-by the time visitors arrived on the Monday. For this purpose he was
-given an oil lamp, as the electric wiring had not been completed for the
-cage.</p>
-
-<p>When he had been busy for a short time he looked about and found
-something very strange in his situation. In the dimly-lit cage on his
-right the Chimpanzee moved uneasily; on the other side<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_15" id="page_15">{15}</a></span> he could not see
-the Orang-outang, which must have been hiding in some corner. Outside,
-the passage was in darkness. He was locked in. At intervals he could
-hear the cries of different beasts, though he could rarely tell which it
-was from the cry. Several times he made out the howl of a wolf, and once
-the roar of a lion. Later the screaming and howling of wild animals
-became louder and almost incessant.</p>
-
-<p>Long after he had arranged all his books in the shelves and had gone to
-bed, he lay awake listening to the strange noises. The clamour died
-away, but he lay waiting for the occasional laugh of the hyæna or the
-roar of the hippopotamus.</p>
-
-<p>In the morning he was woken early by Collins, who came to ask him what
-he would have for breakfast and during the day, and added that workmen
-had come to fix a board at the front of his cage. Cromartie asked if he
-might see it, and Collins brought it in.</p>
-
-<p>On it was written:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="bboxx">
-<p class="c">
-<i>Homo sapiens</i><br />
-MAN ♂<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This specimen, born in Scotland, was presented
-to the Society by John Cromartie, Esq.
-Visitors are requested not to irritate the
-Man by personal remarks.
-</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>When Cromartie had had breakfast there was<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_16" id="page_16">{16}</a></span> very little to do; he made
-his bed and began reading “The Golden Bough.”</p>
-
-<p>Nobody came into the Ape-house until twelve o’clock, when two little
-girls came in; they looked into his cage, and the younger of them said
-to her sister:</p>
-
-<p>“What monkey’s that? Where is it?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know,” said the elder girl. Then she said: “I believe the man
-is there to be looked at.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why he’s just like Uncle Bernard,” said the little girl.</p>
-
-<p>They looked at Cromartie with an offended stare, and then went on at
-once to the Orang-outang, who was an old friend. The grown-up people who
-came in during the afternoon read the notice in a puzzled way, sometimes
-aloud, and more than once after a hurried glance they went out of the
-house. They were all embarrassed except a jaunty little man who came in
-just before closing time. He laughed, and laughed again, and finally he
-had to sit down on a seat, where he sat choking for three or four
-minutes, after which he took off his hat to Cromartie and went out of
-the house saying aloud: “Splendid! Wonderful! Bravo!”</p>
-
-<p>The next day there were rather more people, but not a great crowd. One
-or two men came and took photographs, but Mr. Cromartie had already
-learnt a trick that was to serve him well in his new situation&mdash;that of
-not looking through the bars, so that often he would not know whether
-there were people watching him or not. Everything was made<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_17" id="page_17">{17}</a></span> very
-comfortable for him, and on that score he was glad enough that he had
-come.</p>
-
-<p>Yet he could not help asking himself what did his surroundings matter to
-him? He was in love with Josephine, and now he had parted from her for
-ever. Would the pain he felt on that account ever die away? And if it
-did, as he supposed it would, how long would it take to do so?</p>
-
-<p>In the evening he was let out, and walked round the Gardens alone. He
-tried to make friends with one or two of the creatures, but they would
-not take notice of him. The evening was cool and fresh, and he was glad
-to be out of the stuffy Ape-house. He felt it very strange to be alone
-in the Zoo at that hour, and strange to have to go back to his cage. The
-next day, just after breakfast, a crowd began pushing into the house,
-which was soon packed full. The crowd was noisy, some persons in it
-calling out to him very persistently.</p>
-
-<p>It was easy enough for Cromartie to ignore them, and never let his eyes
-wander through the wire-netting, but he could not prevent himself from
-knowing that they were there. By eleven o’clock his keeper had to fetch
-four policemen, two standing at each door to keep the crowd back. The
-people were made to stand in a queue, and to keep moving all the time.</p>
-
-<p>This went on all day, and in fact there were thousands waiting to see
-“The Man” who had to be turned away before they could get a sight of
-him. Collins said it was worse than any bank-holiday.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_18" id="page_18">{18}</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
-<a href="images/i_018.jpg">
-<img src="images/i_018.jpg" width="100%" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a>
-</div>
-
-<p>Cromartie did not betray any uneasiness; he ate his lunch, smoked a
-cigar, and played several games of Patience, but by tea-time he was
-exhausted, and would have liked to go and lie down in his bedroom, but
-it seemed to him that to do so would be to confess weakness. What made
-it worse, because more ridiculous, was that the Chimpanzee and the
-Orang-outang next door, each came to the partition walls and spent the
-whole day staring at him too. No doubt they were only imitating the
-public in doing so, but they added a great deal to poor Mr. Cromartie’s
-unhappiness. At last the long day was over, the crowds departed, the
-Gardens were closed, and then came another surprise&mdash;for his two
-neighbours did not go away. No, they clung to the wire partitions and
-began to chatter and show their teeth at him. Cromartie was too tired to
-stay in the cage, and went and lay down in his bedroom. When he came
-back after an hour the Chimpanzee and the Orang were still there, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_19" id="page_19">{19}</a></span>
-greeted him with angry snarls. There was no doubt about it&mdash;they were
-threatening him.</p>
-
-<p>Cromartie did not understand why this should be until Collins, who had
-come past, explained it to him.</p>
-
-<p>“They are wild with jealousy,” he said, “that you should have drawn such
-a large crowd.” And he warned Mr. Cromartie to be very careful not to go
-within reach of their fingers. They would tear his hair out and kill him
-if they could get at him.</p>
-
-<p>At first Mr. Cromartie found this very hard to credit, but afterwards,
-when he got to know the characters of his fellow captives better, it
-became the most ordinary commonplace. He learnt that all the monkeys,
-the elephants, and the bears felt jealous in this way. It was natural
-enough that the creatures that were fed by the public should feel
-resentment if they were passed over, for they are all insatiably greedy,
-and the worse they digest the food given them the more anxious they are
-to glut themselves with it. The wolves felt a different jealousy, for
-they were constantly forming attachments to particular persons among the
-crowd, and if the chosen person neglected them for a neighbour they
-became jealous. Only the larger cats, lions, and panthers seemed free
-from this degrading passion.</p>
-
-<p>During his stay Mr. Cromartie gradually came to know all the beasts in
-the Gardens pretty well, since he was allowed out every evening after
-closing-time, and very often was allowed to go into other cages. Nothing
-struck him more forcibly<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_20" id="page_20">{20}</a></span> than the distinction which most of the
-different creatures very soon drew between him and the keepers. When a
-keeper came past every animal would pay some attention, whereas few of
-them would even look round for Mr. Cromartie. He was treated by the vast
-majority with indifference. As time went on he saw that they treated him
-as they treated each other, and it struck him that they had somehow
-learnt that he was being exhibited as they were themselves. This
-impression was so forcible that Mr. Cromartie believed it without
-question, though it is not easy to prove that it was so, and still more
-difficult to explain how such a piece of knowledge could have spread
-among so heterogeneous a collection of creatures. Yet the attitude of
-the animals to each other was so marked, that Mr. Cromartie not only
-observed it in them, but very soon came to feel it in himself for them.
-He could not describe it better than by calling it firstly “cynical
-indifference,” and then adding that it was perfectly good-natured. It
-was expressed usually by total indifference, but sometimes by something
-between a yawn of contempt and a grin of cynical appreciation. It was
-just in these slight shades of manner that Mr. Cromartie found the
-animals interesting. Naturally they had nothing to say to him, and in
-such artificial surroundings their natural habits were difficult to
-ascertain, only those living in families or colonies ever seeming
-perfectly at their ease, but they all did seem to reveal something of
-themselves in their attitude to each other.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_21" id="page_21">{21}</a></span> To man they showed quite
-different behaviour, but in their eyes Mr. Cromartie was not a man. He
-might smell like one, but they saw at once that he had come out of a
-cage.</p>
-
-<p>There is in this a possible explanation of the often recorded fact that
-it is particularly easy for convicts to make friends with mice and rats
-in prison.</p>
-
-<p>For the rest of that week crowds collected round the new Ape-house every
-day, and the queue for admittance was longer than that at the pit of
-Drury Lane Theatre on a first night.</p>
-
-<p>Thousands of people paid for admission to the Gardens and waited
-patiently for hours in order to catch a glimpse of the new creature
-which the Society had acquired, and none were really disappointed when
-they had seen him, although many professed to be so. For everyone went
-away with what people are most grateful for having&mdash;that is, a new
-subject for conversation, something that everyone could discuss and have
-an opinion about, viz., the propriety of exhibiting a man. Not that this
-discussion was confined to those who had actually been successful in
-catching a glimpse of him. On the contrary it raged in every train, in
-every drawing-room, and in the columns of every newspaper in England.
-Jokes on the subject were made at public dinners, and at music-halls,
-and Mr. Cromartie was referred to continually in <i>Punch</i>, sometimes in a
-facetious manner. Sermons were preached about him, and a Labour member
-in the House of Commons said that when the working<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_22" id="page_22">{22}</a></span> classes came into
-power the rich would be put “alongside the Man in the Zoo, where they
-properly belonged.”</p>
-
-<p>What was the strangest thing was that everyone held the view either that
-a man ought to be exhibited, or that he ought not to be exhibited, and
-that after a week’s time there were not half a dozen men in England who
-believed no moral principle to be involved in the matter.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Cromartie cared less than nothing for all these discussions of which
-he was the subject; it was no more to him indeed what men said about him
-than if he had been the ape in the cage beside his own. Indeed it was
-really less, for had the ape been able to understand that thousands of
-people were talking about it, the creature would have been as much
-puffed up with pride as now it was mortified with jealousy that its
-neighbour should draw so vast a crowd.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Cromartie told himself he cared nothing for the world of men now. As
-he looked through the meshes of his cage at the excited faces watching
-him, it cost him an effort to listen to what was being said of him, and
-after a while his attention wandered even against his will, for he cared
-nothing for mankind and cared nothing for what they said.</p>
-
-<p>Yet while he told himself that with some complacency, something came
-into his mind which threw him into such disorder that he looked about
-him for a minute as if he were distracted, and then ran as if in terror
-into his hiding-place, his place of<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_23" id="page_23">{23}</a></span> refuge, his bedroom, which he had
-not sheltered in before, at least not in that way.</p>
-
-<p>“What if I should see Josephine among them?” he asked himself aloud, and
-the thought of her coming was so actual to him that it seemed as if she
-were at that moment entering the house, and then were there at the bars
-already.</p>
-
-<p>“What can I do?” he asked himself. “I can do nothing. What can I say? I
-can say nothing. No, I must not speak to her, I will not look at her.
-When I see her I will sit down in my armchair and look on the floor
-until she is gone, that is, if I have the strength. What will become of
-me if she should come? And perhaps she will come every day and will be
-always there watching me through the bars, and will call out and insult
-me as some do already. How could I bear that?”</p>
-
-<p>Then he asked himself why should she come at all, and began to persuade
-himself that there was no reason why she should visit him, and that it
-was the most irrational fear that could seize hold of him&mdash;but it would
-not do.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said he at length, shaking his head, “I see she is bound to come.
-She is free to go where she likes, and one day when I look up I shall
-see her there, staring into my cage at me. Sooner or later it is bound
-to happen.” Then he asked himself what errand would send her there to
-look at him? Why would she come? Would it be to mock at him and torment
-him, or would it be because now that it was too late she repented of
-sending him there?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_24" id="page_24">{24}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“No,” he told himself, “no, Josephine will never repent, or if she
-should, she would not own to it. When she does come here it will be to
-hurt me more than she has done already; she will come to torture me
-because it amuses her and I am at her mercy. Oh, God, she has no mercy
-in her.”</p>
-
-<p>At this Mr. Cromartie who was so proud only a half-hour ago, saying he
-cared nothing for mankind now and nothing for what they said, began to
-cry and whimper like a baby, staying hidden all the while in his little
-bedroom. He sat there on the edge of his bed with his face buried in his
-hands for a quarter of an hour, and the tears running through his
-fingers. And all the while he was busy with this new fear of his, and
-saying to himself first that his life was no longer safe, that Josephine
-would bring a pistol and shoot him through the bars; and then his
-thoughts fetching about, that she cared nothing for him, and would not
-come to hurt him, but from mere love of notoriety and to get herself
-talked about by her friends or in the newspapers. At last he pulled
-himself somewhat together, washed his face and bathed his eyes, and then
-went back into his cage, where you may be sure the crowd was pretty
-impatient to see him after being kept waiting so long.</p>
-
-<p>Once again you could see how this Mr. Cromartie “cared nothing for
-mankind and what they said.” For the moment that he stepped into his
-cage in full view of the public, from being an abject creature with his
-face comically twisted up to keep back<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_25" id="page_25">{25}</a></span> his tears, he became at once
-quite calm and self-possessed and showed no trace of any feeling. Yet
-did this assumed calm show that he cared nothing for mankind? Was it
-because he cared nothing for mankind that he made these efforts,
-swallowing down the lump that was risen in his throat, holding back the
-tear that would have started to his eye, and strolling in with a serene
-smile, then knitting his brows with an affectation of thought; and was
-all this because he cared nothing for mankind?</p>
-
-<p>The strange thing was that Mr. Cromartie should have taken three weeks
-to think that Josephine would certainly come and pay him a visit. For
-three weeks he had been thinking at every moment of the day of this girl
-Josephine, and, indeed, dreaming of her almost every night, but it had
-never come into his head that he would ever see her again. He had told
-himself a thousand times, “We are parted for ever,” and had never asked
-himself, “Why do I say this?” He had, one evening, even retraced their
-steps as they had wandered from one cage to another on the day that they
-had had their final rupture. But now all these sentimental ideas were a
-thousand miles away from him, who, though he lay back, yawned, and
-negligently cut the pages of a book from Mudie’s, was all the same
-terrified at the question he kept asking himself:</p>
-
-<p>“When will she come? Will she come now, to-day, or perhaps to-morrow?
-Will she not come till next week, or not for a month?”</p>
-
-<p>And his heart shrank within him as he understood<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_26" id="page_26">{26}</a></span> that he would never
-know when she was coming and he would never be prepared for her.</p>
-
-<p>But with all this flutter Mr. Cromartie was like a countryman coming
-into town a day late for the fair, for Josephine had already paid him a
-visit that day two hours before he had ever thought that she might do
-so.</p>
-
-<p>When she had come Josephine did not know at all certainly why she found
-herself there. Every day since she had heard of the “loathsome thing”
-John had done she had vowed that she would never see him again, and
-would never think of him again. Every day she spent in thinking of him,
-and every day her anger drove her to walk in the direction of Regent’s
-Park, and all her time was occupied in thinking how she could best
-punish him for what he had done.</p>
-
-<p>At first it had been insupportable for her. She had heard the news from
-her father at breakfast while he was reading <i>The Times</i>, and had learnt
-it in fragments as he chanced to read it out to her while she sat silent
-with the coffee machine and the egg machine in front of her, for her
-father stickled for his eggs being boiled very exactly. When breakfast
-was over she found <i>The Times</i> and read the account of the “Startling
-Acquisition by the Zoo Authorities.” She told herself then that she
-could never forgive or forget the insult to which she had been
-subjected, and that while she sat at breakfast she had grown an old
-woman.</p>
-
-<p>As time went on Josephine’s fury did not slacken;<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_27" id="page_27">{27}</a></span> no, it became
-greater; and it passed through a dozen or more phases every day. Thus at
-one moment she would laugh with pity for such a poor fool as John, in
-the next marvel that such a creature should have the sense to know where
-he belonged, then turn all her rage on the Zoological Society for
-causing such an outrage to decency to occur in their grounds, and
-reflect bitterly on the folly of mankind who were ready to divert
-themselves at such a sorry spectacle as the degraded John&mdash;reducing
-themselves indeed to his level. Again, she would exclaim at the vanity
-which led him to such a course; anything would do so long as he got
-himself talked about. No doubt he would see that she, Josephine, was
-talked about too. Indeed, John, she declared, had done it solely to
-affront her. But he had gone the wrong way to work if he thought he
-would impress her. She would indeed go to see him and show him how
-little she cared for him; no, what was better, she would go visit the
-other ape next door to him. That was the way by which she could best
-show him her indifference to him, and her superiority to the vulgar mob
-of sightseers. Nothing would induce her to look at such a base creature
-as John. She could not regard his action with indifference. It was a
-calculated insult, but fortunately he would alone suffer for it, for as
-for herself she had never cared in the least for him, and her complete
-indifference was not likely to be ruffled by his latest escapade. Indeed
-it meant no more to her than any other creature being exhibited.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_28" id="page_28">{28}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Thus Miss Lackett drove round and round in circles, vowing vengeance at
-one time and the next moment swearing that it was all one to her what he
-did, she had never cared for him and never would. But do what she might
-she could think of nothing else. At night she lay awake saying to
-herself first one thing and then another, and changing her mind ten
-times for every time she turned her head on the pillow, and thus she
-spent the first three or four days and nights in misery.</p>
-
-<p>Yet in all this there was something that wounded Miss Lackett more even
-than the fact itself, and that was the consciousness of her own
-worthlessness and vulgarity. Everything she felt, everything she said,
-was vulgar. Her preoccupation with Mr. Cromartie was vulgar, and every
-emotion connected with him which she now felt was degrading. In fact,
-after the first few days this weighed on her so heavily that she was
-almost ready to forgive him, but she could never forgive herself. All
-her self-respect was gone for ever, she told herself; henceforward she
-knew that she was never disinterested. She had offended herself more
-than any number of Cromarties would ever do. She was, she said, deeply
-disappointed in herself, and wondered how it had come about that this
-side of her nature should have been so long unsuspected by her.</p>
-
-<p>It was this turning off of her rage and indignation against herself that
-finally allowed of her going to see him, or rather of her going to see
-the Chimpanzee next him, for she repeated to herself that she would<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_29" id="page_29">{29}</a></span> not
-look at him, that she could not endure to see him, and so on, though at
-moments this decision was modified by the reflection that she only hoped
-he would feel properly punished when he saw her give him one glance of
-cool contempt.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Lackett found the event different from her expectations. In front
-of the Ape-house a crowd was collected, and directly she had joined it
-she found herself caught up in a queue of people waiting to see “The
-Man.” On all sides she heard jokes about him, and those of the women
-(who were in the majority) struck her as being barely decent. Progress
-was extremely slow and very exhausting.</p>
-
-<p>At last, when she found herself in the building itself, it was
-impossible for her to carry out her intention of looking only at the
-apes, for she suddenly became overcome at the thought of seeing them and
-closed her eyes lest she should see an ape and be overcome by nausea. In
-a few minutes she found herself in front of Cromartie’s cage, and gazed
-at him helplessly. At that moment he was engaged in walking up and down
-(which occupation, by the way, took up far more of his time than he ever
-suspected). But she could not speak to him, indeed she dreaded that he
-should see her.</p>
-
-<p>Back and forth he walked by the wire division, with his hands behind his
-back and his head bent slightly, until he reached the corner, when up
-went his head and he turned on his heel. His face was expressionless.</p>
-
-<p>Before she got out Miss Lackett was to have<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_30" id="page_30">{30}</a></span> another shock, for, leaving
-Mr. Cromartie’s cage, she let her eyes wander and suddenly was looking
-straight into the mug of the Orang. This creature sat disconsolately on
-the floor with her long red hair matted and entangled with straws. Her
-close-set brown eyes were staring in front of her and nothing about her
-moved but her black nostrils, that were the shape of an inverted heart
-and set in a mask of black and dusty rubber. This, then, was the
-creature that her lover resembled! It was to this melancholy Caliban
-that everyone compared him! Such a hideous monster as this ape was
-thought a suitable companion for the man with whom she had imagined
-herself in love! For the man whom she had considered marrying!</p>
-
-<p>Miss Lackett slipped silently out of the house, sick with disgust and
-weighed down with shame. She was ashamed of everything, of her own
-feelings, of her weakness in caring what happened to John. She was
-ashamed of the spectators, of herself, and of the dirty world where such
-men, and beasts like them, existed. Mixed with her shame was fear which
-grew greater with every step she took. She was alarmed lest she would be
-recognised, and looked at everyone she passed with nervous apprehension;
-even after she had got out of the Gardens she did not feel safe, so that
-she got herself a taxi and climbed in almost breathlessly, and even then
-looked behind her through the pane of glass in the back. Nothing
-followed her.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank God, it is all right. There is no danger,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_31" id="page_31">{31}</a></span>” she said to herself,
-though what the danger was of which she spoke she could not have said.
-Perhaps she was afraid that she might be shut up in a cage herself.</p>
-
-<p>The next day Miss Lackett had somewhat shaken off the painful
-impressions caused by her visit, and her chief emotion was a sensible
-relief that it had turned out no worse.</p>
-
-<p>“Never again,” she said to herself, “shall I be guilty of such folly.
-Never again,” she repeated, “need I run such an awful risk. Never again
-shall I think of that poor fellow, for I shall never need to. Out of
-justice to him I had to see him, even though at a distance, and without
-his seeing me. It would have been cowardly not to have gone, it would
-not have been in keeping with my character. But it would be cowardice in
-me to go again. It would be weak. After all I had to indulge my
-curiosity, it would have been fatal to have suppressed it. Now I know
-the worst and the affair is closed for ever. If I were to go again it
-would be painful to me and unjust to him, for I might be recognised; if
-he heard that I had been twice it would fill him with false hopes. He
-might conclude that I wished to speak with him. Nothing, nothing could
-be farther from the truth. I think he is mad. I feel sure he is mad.
-Talking to him would be like those interviews that people have to have
-once a year with their insane relatives. But fortunately for me my duty
-coincides with my inclinations&mdash;I ought not to see him and I abhor the
-thought of doing so. There is no more to be said.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_32" id="page_32">{32}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>It was not often that Miss Lackett was so consistent in her thoughts,
-neither, we may add, was she often quite so prim. She managed to repeat
-such phrases over and over again to herself throughout the week, but
-somehow she did not succeed in forgetting all about Mr. Cromartie, or
-even in putting him out of her thoughts for more than an hour or two at
-a time.</p>
-
-<p>On the fourth day after her visit it so happened that General Lackett
-gave a dinner-party at which his daughter acted as hostess. Several of
-the guests were young, and one or two of them not very well to do. It
-was natural in these circumstances, as the General had rather
-thoughtlessly dismissed his chauffeur for the evening, that his daughter
-should offer to drive some of her young friends home. One of them lived
-in Frognal, two others in Circus Road, St. John’s Wood. On the outward
-journey Miss Lackett took the ordinary route from Eaton Square, that is,
-by Park Lane, Baker Street, Lord’s, and the Finchley Road as far as
-Frognal, afterwards bringing her other companions back to Circus Road.</p>
-
-<p>It was then, after saying good-bye, and good-bye again as she drove
-away, that she gave way to a feeling of unrest. She drove slowly to
-Baker Street station, but by that time she was thinking of Mr.
-Cromartie. This caused her, almost mechanically, to swing her car round
-to the left, and shortly afterwards to take the Outer Circle. As she
-drove, her mind was almost blank; she was driving in that<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_33" id="page_33">{33}</a></span> direction
-merely to dissipate a mood. All she was conscious of was that Cromartie
-was there&mdash;in the Zoo. She was tired, and driving distracted her. In a
-few moments she was passing the Gardens. She pulled up just over the
-tunnel, before reaching the main entrance. At this point she was as
-close as she could get to the new Ape-house, which lay, as she knew,
-under the shadow of the Mappin Terraces. She got out of the car and
-walked up to the palings. They were too high for her to look over, and
-when she pulled herself up by her hands there was nothing to be seen but
-the black shadows of evergreens and, through one break in them, a corner
-of the Mappin Terraces&mdash;a silhouette of black against the moonlight. As
-she looked it came into her head that it was like something familiar to
-her. Her wrists ached and she jumped down.</p>
-
-<p>“John, John, why are you in there?” she said aloud. In a few moments she
-saw a policeman approaching her, so she got back into her car and drove
-on slowly.</p>
-
-<p>As she passed the main entrance she turned again, and again she saw the
-Mappin Terraces.</p>
-
-<p>“The Tower of Babel, of course,” she said aloud, “in Chambers’s
-Encyclopedia. It’s like Noah’s Ark, too, I suppose, as it’s a menagerie,
-and&mdash;Oh, curse! Oh, damn!” There were tears in her eyes, and the street
-lamps had become little circular rainbows. But what she said to herself
-was that it was awkward driving.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_34" id="page_34">{34}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>That night she could not sleep, and could find none of the ordinary
-defences against unhappiness. That is to say, she was unable to affect
-any kind of superiority to her troubles, besides which she saw them
-exactly as they were, in their naked horror, and was not able to put
-them in conventional categories. For could Miss Lackett have said to
-herself: “I have been in love with John, now I find he is mad. This is a
-terrible tragedy, it is very painful to think of people being mad, for
-me it is a disappointment in love. Such disappointments are the most
-painful to which a girl in my position can be exposed,” and so on&mdash;if
-she could have done this then Miss Lackett would have found a sure way
-to reduce her suffering to a minimum. For by putting forward such
-general ideas as madness and disappointment in love she could very soon
-have come to feel only the general emotion suited to these ideas. But as
-it was she could only think of John Cromartie, his face, voice, manners,
-and way of moving; of the particular cage in which she had last seen
-him, the smell of apes, the swarm of people staring at him and laughing,
-and of her own loneliness and misery which John had deliberately caused.
-That is to say she thought only of her pain, and did not cast about to
-give it a name. And naming a sorrow is a first step to forgetting it.
-About three o’clock in the morning she got out of bed and went down to
-the dining room, where she found a decanter of port, another of whiskey,
-and some Bath Olivers. She poured<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_35" id="page_35">{35}</a></span> herself out a glass of port and
-tasted it, but its sweetness disgusted her, so she put it down and
-helped herself to the whiskey. After she had got down half a wineglass
-of the spirit, taking it neat as it came from the bottle, she felt much
-calmer. She drank another glass of it and then went up to her room,
-threw herself on her bed, and at once fell into a heavy, drunken sleep.</p>
-
-<p>During these days Mr. Cromartie had by no means got rid of his
-apprehensions of seeing Josephine. The thought which tormented him most
-was that he was at her mercy, that is to say, that she was at liberty to
-visit him whenever she liked, and to stay away as long as she chose. The
-material conditions of his life did not change in any degree, though
-there was no longer a vast crowd anxious to see him at all times; and
-from four policemen, two were soon thought to be enough to regulate his
-visitors. After another week the two were reduced to one, but though the
-crowd was scantier each day this policeman was left permanently, more as
-a protection for Mr. Cromartie than anything else, for certain persons
-had shown themselves very disobliging to him. Indeed, Mr. Cromartie had
-had to complain on two occasions, and that not only of abusive language.
-But during this time very little had changed in his material
-surroundings; this is not saying there was no alteration in Mr.
-Cromartie’s state of mind. In that respect there were two forces at
-work. One was that he was now continually thinking of Josephine and
-expecting a<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_36" id="page_36">{36}</a></span> visit from her, and, that as his circle of ideas grew
-smaller in solitude, he became more and more taken up by imagining how
-she would come, what she would say, and so forth. Thus he was
-continually rehearsing scenes with Josephine, and this habit interfered
-with his daily reading and at times even alarmed him about his sanity.
-In the second place, perhaps because thinking so much of Josephine made
-him withdraw into himself, he became shy, was annoyed by the spectators,
-and felt something approaching a repulsion for the animals in the
-menagerie.</p>
-
-<p>This feeling was naturally intensified in regard to his immediate
-neighbours, the female Orang and the Chimpanzee. In their case he was
-indeed only making a slight return for the ill will they bore him, which
-seemed to increase with every day. Mr. Cromartie was really much to
-blame for an aggravation of their natural and, one may say, reasonable
-dislike of him. For not only did he draw a larger crowd than fell to
-their share, but he persistently ignored them, and so neglected ordinary
-civilities that he would have made himself exceedingly unpopular had his
-neighbours been human beings like himself. This was due to a singular
-defect of imagination in him rather than to natural want of manners, for
-in ordinary life he always showed himself perfectly well bred. If an
-excuse can be found for his conduct it is that he believed that the
-proper thing for him to do was to ignore the very existence of his
-neighbours, and also that Collins,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_37" id="page_37">{37}</a></span> his keeper, never set him right on
-this point. The fact is that Collins was never perfectly easy with Mr.
-Cromartie, and that he was the kind of man to take offence himself.
-Indeed, he was more jealous of the feelings of his old favourites, the
-two apes, than he was quite aware of. Besides this he had lost the
-Gibbon, which had been given to another keeper when Mr. Cromartie had
-come, and there is no hiding the fact that Collins would have liked to
-have the Gibbon back in Mr. Cromartie’s place. For one thing the ape had
-given him less work, and for another, it had never been at any time in
-its life his social superior. Besides that, Collins had, for we should
-do him justice, a very positive affection for the animal. One evening,
-after a day passed in a most desultory way, Mr. Cromartie was sitting in
-his cage sucking his pipe, when suddenly he saw Miss Lackett come into
-the empty house.</p>
-
-<p>This was the evening of the day after her troubled night. In the morning
-she had resolved to settle the question whether Cromartie were mad or
-not, to make a judgment on the subject that would be impartial and
-definitive, for she felt convinced that if she could not settle the
-question of his sanity one way or the other, there would be no doubt of
-her losing hers.</p>
-
-<p>But when she had got into the Gardens she found it impossible to see Mr.
-Cromartie alone. A crowd, though not as large as formerly, was still
-clustered round the Ape-house the whole of the morning.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_38" id="page_38">{38}</a></span> Between one and
-two there were always some persons before his cage whose presence
-rendered it impossible for her to speak with him. She saw then that the
-only thing was for her to wait till last thing at night and to hurry in
-just at closing time. All this delay upset the arrangements of her day.
-The knowledge that she had promised to call for her old schoolfellow,
-Lady Rebecca Joel, and to go on and take tea at Admiral Goshawk’s, and
-to go out afterwards with them, worried her excessively. At the last
-minute she sent messages pleading headache and indisposition, and then
-found nothing to do until closing time at the Zoo. To stay in the
-Gardens for so long was intolerable. To add to her discomfort the sky
-clouded over and a sharp storm came on, the air soon being filled with
-sleet, snowflakes and hailstones. She ran out of the Gardens, getting
-wet as she did so, and it was some moments before she could find a taxi.
-When once inside there was the absolute necessity of telling the man
-where to take her.</p>
-
-<p>“Baker Street,” said she. For Baker Street is a central point from which
-she could easily go wherever she wished. This was the reason, it will be
-remembered, that made the great detective Holmes choose to have his
-rooms in Baker Street, and to-day it is still more central. All
-Metro-Land is at one’s feet.</p>
-
-<p>But the time taken between the Zoo and Baker Street Tube station is
-short, and Miss Lackett arrived with no clearer idea of where to go or
-what to do than she had when she first ran out of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_39" id="page_39">{39}</a></span> Gardens. To be
-sure the rain had stopped for the time being, and she walked briskly
-along the Marylebone Road. For she belonged to the order of society
-which cannot loiter in the street. She marched away without any purpose,
-wondering what she would do with herself, when on came the storm again
-with a sudden gush of rain. Josephine looked about her and found a
-refuge offered by the gates of a large red-brick building, which she
-entered. It was Madame Tussaud’s.</p>
-
-<p>She had never as a child visited the celebrated collection of wax-work
-effigies, and she was at once interested in what she saw there. Some
-internal voice bade her make the most of this casual opportunity, to
-throw aside her temporary unhappiness, and enjoy herself.</p>
-
-<p>She fell into a peaceful state of mind, and for several hours in
-succession gave herself up to the pleasure of gazing at the formal
-figures of the most celebrated persons of this and former ages. For the
-most part they were the great Victorians and dated from last century.
-There were but few other visitors, but the great saloons are always
-crowded, and everywhere that she looked she found familiar faces.</p>
-
-<p>Josephine had been presented at Court, but had not been impressed by the
-experience. Madame Tussaud’s seemed to her like a more august
-presentation at an Eternal Levee.</p>
-
-<p>At one end of the room there were indeed the royal families of Europe in
-their coronation robes.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_40" id="page_40">{40}</a></span> There was an air of formality, a stiffness, and
-a constraint in all present which seemed to her natural in guests
-waiting for their host to come in. And perhaps in another moment a
-curtain would be brushed aside, and the Host of Hosts would appear.</p>
-
-<p>Josephine did not wait any longer, but ran downstairs to the Chamber of
-Horrors.</p>
-
-<p>Before it seemed possible it was time to go back to the Gardens, if she
-were to see Cromartie before closing time. She walked quickly into the
-house, and found Cromartie sitting near the front of his cage as if he
-were expecting to see her. As she came up to the cage he put down the
-pipe he had been holding in his mouth and stood up, seeming then to
-overshadow her, the floor of his cage being higher than the corridor in
-which she stood.</p>
-
-<p>“Please sit down,” she said, and then was silent, finding nothing of all
-the things she had come to tell him ready to her tongue.</p>
-
-<p>He obeyed her.</p>
-
-<p>They looked then at each other for some little while in silence. At last
-Josephine summoned up her resolution and said to him, speaking in a low
-voice:</p>
-
-<p>“I think that you are mad.”</p>
-
-<p>Cromartie nodded his head; he had huddled himself up in his chair and
-apparently was unable to speak.</p>
-
-<p>Josephine waited and said: “I was very worried about you, because I
-thought at first that something<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_41" id="page_41">{41}</a></span> I had said to you might have made you
-behave in this idiotic way, but it is now quite clear to me that even if
-what I said did have any influence, you are quite mad, and that I need
-not think about you any more.”</p>
-
-<p>Cromartie nodded his head again. She noticed with some surprise that he
-was weeping, and that his face was wet with tears which were falling on
-to the floor of his cage. The sight of his tears and his determined
-silence made her harden her heart. She felt suddenly angry.</p>
-
-<p>The bell began ringing for closing time, and she heard someone, probably
-the policeman, with his hand on the door talking to another man outside.
-Josephine turned away, but a moment afterwards came back to the cage.
-Cromartie was walking away from her blowing his nose.</p>
-
-<p>“You must be mad,” she called after him; then the door opened and the
-policeman came in.</p>
-
-<p>“Hurry up, Miss, or you’ll have to stay here all night, and you know
-that would never do,” she heard him say as she hurried away.</p>
-
-<p>Though Josephine’s visit had been painful, it did not succeed in
-distressing Cromartie for very long. Indeed, after a short time he
-recovered himself completely, and reasoning upon what she had said, and
-the reasons of her coming at all, he found much with which to comfort
-himself. In the first place, all the secret doubts he had had in the
-last week of his own sanity were now dissipated. He was not going to
-believe that he was mad, he said<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_42" id="page_42">{42}</a></span> to himself, simply because Josephine
-Lackett told him so. Besides which, he felt sure that she only affirmed
-that he was mad because it suited her to believe it. If he were actually
-insane it would relieve her of any necessity of thinking of him, and
-that she had felt any such necessity to exist was in itself extremely
-gratifying. Furthermore, he felt certain that if Josephine had really
-been convinced of his insanity she would not have paid him a visit in
-order to tell him of it. Even Josephine would not find any satisfaction
-in such useless inhumanity. If she felt bound to take any steps in the
-matter she would have gone to the officers of the Society and insisted
-that he should be examined by a mental doctor, and if necessary
-certified as a lunatic. And with these very satisfactory reasons Mr.
-Cromartie assured himself that he was not really mad, or even in any
-danger of becoming so, though he did not doubt that Josephine would
-readily persuade herself to the contrary.</p>
-
-<p>Happiness and misery are purely relative, and Mr. Cromartie was now
-raised into a state of the highest spirits by considerations which would
-not ordinarily produce such a result. But after the condition of
-complete despair in which he had been plunged for several weeks, he
-could hardly imagine any greater bliss than knowing that Josephine was
-having to persuade herself that he was mad in order to be able to
-dismiss him from her thoughts.</p>
-
-<p>But it must not be concluded from this that Mr. Cromartie indulged in
-any sort of hope. He did<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_43" id="page_43">{43}</a></span> not even consider the possibility of escaping
-from the Zoo or of winning Josephine’s love, because he had never had
-any ambition to do either. Such thoughts would have seemed to him not
-only ridiculous but also dishonourable. He had taken his course with his
-eyes open, and the question whether he should abide by it or not was not
-even open to consideration. In this respect the Zoological Society were
-indeed fortunate in their selection of a man. For though there is little
-doubt that Mr. Cromartie would have been given his liberty whenever he
-asked for it, without his having recourse to extreme measures such as
-refusing food or imploring the aid of visitors in rescuing him, yet
-letting him go would have been a cause of vexation to the Society. It is
-not to be supposed that there would have been any difficulty in
-replacing him by another specimen of his species. No, the reason why
-they would have felt his loss such a severe blow is because the public
-readily attaches itself to the individual animals in the Zoo, and is not
-to be consoled when such a favourite dies, or disappears, even if it is
-instantly replaced by an even finer specimen of the same species. Many
-persons habitually resort to the Gardens in order to visit their
-particular friends, Sam, Sadie and Rollo, and not merely to look at any
-polar bear, orang, or king penguin. And this applies quite as forcibly
-to the Fellows of the Society as to the outside public. It was natural,
-therefore, that they should entertain hopes that the new acquisition to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_44" id="page_44">{44}</a></span>
-the Gardens should remain in it for the rest of his natural life, and
-though he could not vie with the other creatures in general popularity
-when once the vulgar curiosity about him had worn off, yet it was to be
-hoped that in time he would develop as much personality as if he were a
-bear or an ape.</p>
-
-<p>While Sir James Agate-Agar was being shown over the house by the
-curator, he referred to Cromartie as “your local Diogenes.” The name was
-immediately on the lips of everyone who moved in Zoological circles.
-There was opportunity here for Mr. Cromartie had he been disposed to
-take it. When once the vulgar publicity which had attended his
-installation had passed, there were many persons in the upper ranks of
-London society who were anxious to make Mr. Cromartie’s acquaintance,
-and had he known enough to take up the part marked out for him, there is
-no doubt but that he could have had as much society as he cared for, and
-that of persons of the very front rank, all of whom were animated by the
-most genuine interest in him and friendliness towards him, though
-naturally not without the expectation that they would in exchange be
-entertained by his remarks, for such a man as the Diogenes of the Zoo
-must surely be a great oddity.</p>
-
-<p>But though Mr. Cromartie had every intention of remaining for the rest
-of his life in the cage provided for him, he had no idea of the social
-opportunities which doing so would afford him, and he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_45" id="page_45">{45}</a></span> appreciated them
-so little that he most steadily repulsed all overtures of the kind, and
-betrayed an obvious reluctance to enter into conversation with anyone,
-even the curator himself. At the time in question, however, this was set
-down to a not unnatural self-consciousness in the new situation in which
-he found himself, and also to the disturbing effect of being exhibited
-daily to a large crowd, among whom there were persons whose offensive
-behaviour excited the greatest indignation.</p>
-
-<p>It was several days after this first interview before he was to see Miss
-Lackett again. During this period he had much to think of, but his
-spirits remained high; for the first time for ten days he took a walk
-round the Gardens from pleasure, and not from a feeling that he must
-have some fresh air if he were to keep well. For several evenings he sat
-motionless for half an hour or more near the beavers’ and the otters’
-pools, and was frequently rewarded by a glimpse of the former, though
-only on one occasion by the latter. Whatever creatures in the Gardens
-had most retained their native wildness were sure to attract him. They
-seemed to him, in his rather warped state of mind, to have preserved
-their self-respect. It was to accomplish this in his own particular case
-which was his chief concern, though of course he was perfectly well
-aware that it did not consist in behaving with any shyness. On the
-contrary, Mr. Cromartie’s self-respect depended upon his maintaining an
-appearance of unruffled calm, together with the utmost<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_46" id="page_46">{46}</a></span> civility in all
-his relations with those with whom he had any business.</p>
-
-<p>One evening as he was watching for the foxes, the keeper of the small
-cats’ house came up to him and entered into conversation. After a few
-trivial remarks which served their ordinary purpose&mdash;that is they let
-Mr. Cromartie know that the keeper was a pleasant fellow and
-well-disposed to him&mdash;he said:</p>
-
-<p>“I think it would be a good plan if you were to make a pet of one of the
-animals, that is, if you would like to. It seems a waste for you to be
-here and not make one of the out-of-way kind of pets.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Cromartie had been thinking that day that perhaps the greatest
-disadvantage under which he lay in his situation, was that he could not
-have any familiar friend. His former life had been utterly renounced and
-was now closed to him, so that it was no use his looking backwards for
-one. At the same time he was so utterly cut off from the ordinary run of
-humanity that he would not care to risk having any intercourse with his
-fellows lest he should be exposed to pity, or to an offensive curiosity.</p>
-
-<p>The suggestion of this keeper could not have come at a better time, for
-he saw that though he might not care for a <i>pet</i> he might make a
-<i>friend</i>. In any case, he reflected, equality of circumstances is an
-excellent basis for any acquaintanceship, and he could nowhere share the
-circumstances of an animal’s life so well as he could here in the Zoo.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_47" id="page_47">{47}</a></span>
-Had he gone into a tropical jungle it would have been no closer, for
-there, though the animals would have been at home, he would not.</p>
-
-<p>He followed the keeper into the small cat house, and talked with him for
-a little while longer.</p>
-
-<p>It so happened that one of the beasts directly under the care of this
-man had attracted Mr. Cromartie when he went into the house before. For
-in the Caracal he saw an unhappiness to match his own, combined with
-beauty. The Caracal, poor creature, never stopped moving, holding its
-face to the bars of its little cage. It moved back and forth with
-tireless rapidity, and a monotony which seemed inspired by unutterable
-sorrow.</p>
-
-<p>At his request the keeper now took out the Caracal for him to speak to
-it.</p>
-
-<p>For several days after this Mr. Cromartie never failed to pay the
-Caracal a visit every evening, and while making very few overtures to
-it, he showed the creature that he was more disposed to be friendly than
-most of its fellow captives. This persistence was not thrown away, for
-after five or six days the Caracal would stop his sad motions before his
-bars when Cromartie came in, and would look after him with evident
-regret when the time came for him to go away.</p>
-
-<p>The keeper, on his side, was mightily pleased at his Caracal’s getting
-such a companion, and perhaps the more so as it was not his own
-favourite; in particular the man gave himself all the credit for
-advising Mr. Cromartie to make a pet of some<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_48" id="page_48">{48}</a></span> beast or other. It was not
-long before he spread the news of it, telling the curator and others of
-the staff who might be interested.</p>
-
-<p>The upshot of all this was that one evening as Cromartie was sitting
-reading, locked in for the night, suddenly he heard the door unlocked
-and beheld the curator come to pay him a visit.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I just stepped in, Mr. Cromartie,” said the curator in the most
-friendly way, “for a word or two. The keeper of the small cats’ house
-tells me that you have made quite a pet of the Caracal.”</p>
-
-<p>At these words Cromartie turned a little pale, and said to himself: “The
-fat is in the fire now. He is going to forbid us continuing our
-friendship; I ought to have expected it.”</p>
-
-<p>The next words the curator said quite undeceived him, for he went on:
-“Now how would you like, Mr. Cromartie, to have that fellow in your&mdash;in
-with you here, I mean? You need not have him unless you like, of course,
-and you need not keep him a day longer than you want to. I am not trying
-to save space, I assure you.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Cromartie accepted the suggestion thankfully, and it was agreed that
-the Caracal should come and pay him a trial visit for a few days.</p>
-
-<p>The next evening he went as usual to the small cat house, but this time
-when the Caracal was let out he invited him to come back with him, and
-with very little demur the creature followed him and then walked with
-him by his side, and then, his confidence increasing, the cat ran before
-him a few<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_49" id="page_49">{49}</a></span> yards, stopping every now and then as if to ask him:</p>
-
-<p>“Which way shall we go now, comrade?”</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
-<a href="images/i_049.jpg">
-<img src="images/i_049.jpg" width="100%" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a>
-</div>
-
-<p>Then as Cromartie came up with him he shook the tassels of his tufted
-ears and again ran on before. You may be sure that the poor Caracal did
-not suffer from nostalgia for his little cage. No, indeed, he ran into
-his friend’s more commodious quarters as if he would be content to stay
-in them for ever, and after he had trotted all round them four or five
-times and leapt up on to the table and down off each of the chairs, he
-settled down as if he were at home, and perhaps indeed he was so for the
-first time since he was come to the Gardens.</p>
-
-<p>This pretty kind of cat, for such he found the Caracal to be (not but
-what it had some virtues for which cats are not usually famous), proved
-a very great solace to him in his captivity. For the creature had a
-thousand playful tricks and pretty ways which were a delight to him. For
-so long he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_50" id="page_50">{50}</a></span> had not been able to see anything all day except his
-neighbours the sordid apes, and the staring faces of a crowd which
-seemed to share all the qualities of those apes (and with less excuse
-for being there), that it was a rare kind of happiness for him to have a
-graceful and charming creature beside him. Moreover it was his
-companion, the friend of his choice, and the sharer of his misfortunes.
-They were equals in everything, and there was in their love none of that
-fawning servility on the one side and domineering ownership on the other
-that makes nearly all the dealings of men and animals so degrading to
-each of the parties. Though it may seem fanciful, there was actually a
-strong resemblance in the characters of these two friends.</p>
-
-<p>Both were in their nature gay and sportive, with pleasant manners which
-admirably concealed the untamed wildness of their tawny hearts. But the
-resemblance lay chiefly in their excessive and stubborn pride. In both
-of them pride was the mainspring of all their actions, though
-necessarily the quality must show itself very differently in a man and
-in a rare and precious kind of a cat. In imprisonment, though in one
-case it was voluntarily made, and in the other case forced, neither
-would fawn or make utter and complete submission.</p>
-
-<p>For though Mr. Cromartie always showed a complete resignation and
-exemplary obedience, yet it was only a feigned submission after all.</p>
-
-<p>The visit of his new friend was to the liking of both parties, and in
-general they found none of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_51" id="page_51">{51}</a></span> difficulties that sometimes attend
-living at close quarters. It is true that the Caracal was no sleeper at
-night, but spent all the early part of it prowling hither and thither;
-still it was on very silent and padded feet, and by morning he would be
-tired of roaming, so that on waking up Mr. Cromartie never failed to
-find his friend curled up on the bed beside him.</p>
-
-<p>In all their relations the man never attempted to exercise any authority
-over the beast; if the Caracal wandered away he did not call him back,
-nor did he try to tempt him with any tit-bits from his table, nor by
-rewards of any sort train him to new tricks. Indeed, to look at them
-both together it would seem as if they were unaware of each other’s
-presence, or that nothing but a total indifference existed between them.
-Only if the Caracal trespassed too far on his patience, either by eating
-his food before he had finished, or by playing with his pen if he were
-writing, would he swear at him or give him a little cuff to show his
-displeasure. Once or twice on such occasions the Caracal bared his teeth
-at him and stretched out his sharp and wicked claws, but yet he always
-thought again before using them on his big, slowly moving friend. Once
-or twice, of course, as might have been expected, Mr. Cromartie got
-scratched, but this was done in play or was merely accidental; indeed,
-it almost always was when the Caracal, leaping up from the ground upon
-his shoulder, held on lest he should over-balance. Only once was this at
-all<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_52" id="page_52">{52}</a></span> serious, and then because the Caracal, trying a higher jump than
-usual, landed on his head and the nape of his neck. Mr. Cromartie cried
-out in surprise and pain, and the Caracal drew in his claws instantly,
-and by purring and many affectionate rubbings of his body against his
-friend, sought to make amends for his misdeed. Mr. Cromartie was
-bleeding from ten dagger wounds on his scalp, but after the first moment
-he spoke gently to the cat and forgave him fully. All this was, however,
-nothing when weighed against the happiness he had in having a companion
-to be with him in his captivity, and a companion who was so much the
-happier for having him.</p>
-
-<p>At Cromartie’s request the Caracal was now installed permanently with
-him, and another board was attached to the front of the cage, beside his
-own. It bore the inscription:</p>
-
-<div class="bboxxx">
-<p class="c">
-CARACAL<br />
-<i>Felis Caracal.</i> ♂ Iraq.<br />
-Presented by Squadron N, R.A.F., Basra.<br />
-</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>There were no pictures attached of either Man or Caracal, as it was
-taken for granted that visitors would be able to distinguish them. The
-public showed a great appreciation of the Man’s sharing his cage with an
-animal, and Mr. Cromartie suddenly became, what he had not been before,
-extremely popular. The tide turned, and everybody<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_53" id="page_53">{53}</a></span> found charming the
-person who had so scandalised them. Instead of ill-natured remarks, or
-even insults, Mr. Cromartie’s ears were assailed with cries of delight.</p>
-
-<p>This change was certainly one for the better, though Mr. Cromartie
-reflected that in time it might become as tedious as ill-natured remarks
-had been formerly. His defence was the same against each, that is, he
-shut his ears, never looked through the netting if he could help it, and
-read his books as if he were indeed a scholar working in his own study.</p>
-
-<p>He was sitting in this way reading “Wilhelm Meister,” with his companion
-the Caracal at his feet, when he suddenly heard his name called and
-looked up.</p>
-
-<p>There was Josephine, standing before him, looking in at him, her face
-pale, her mouth rigid, and her eyes staring.</p>
-
-<p>Up jumped Mr. Cromartie, but as he was surprised his self-control was
-gone for an instant.</p>
-
-<p>“My God! What have you come for?” he asked her in agitated tones.</p>
-
-<p>Josephine was taken aback for a moment by this greeting, and as he
-strode to the front of his cage, stepped back away from him. For the
-moment she was confused. Then she said:</p>
-
-<p>“I have come to ask you about a book. The second volume of ‘Les Liaisons
-Dangereuses.’ Aunt Eily is fussing about it. She says the plates make it
-a very valuable edition. She suspects me of reading it too, and thinks
-it unsuitable....<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_54" id="page_54">{54}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>As she spoke Cromartie began laughing, screwing up his eyes and showing
-his teeth.</p>
-
-<p>“So my forgetfulness has got you into a scrape, has it?” he asked. Then:
-“I’m most awfully sorry. I’ve actually got it here. I’ll post it to you
-to-night. I can’t slip it through the wire netting, unfortunately.
-That’s one of the drawbacks of living in a cage.”</p>
-
-<p>Josephine had not seen Cromartie looking so charming for a long time.
-Her own expression changed also, but she still remained shy and awkward,
-and was obviously afraid of someone coming into the Ape-house and
-finding them together, talking.</p>
-
-<p>For a moment or two they were silent. She looked at the Caracal and
-said:</p>
-
-<p>“I read in the paper about your having a companion. I expect it is a
-very good plan. You are looking better. I’ve been having bronchitis, and
-have been laid up for a fortnight since you saw me last.”</p>
-
-<p>But as Josephine spoke Cromartie’s face clouded over again. He noticed
-her awkwardness and was annoyed by it. He remembered also her last
-visit, and how she had behaved then. Recollecting all this he frowned,
-drew himself up, rubbed his nose rather crossly, and said:</p>
-
-<p>“You must realise, Josephine, that seeing you is excessively painful to
-me. In fact I am not sure I can endure being exposed to the danger of it
-any longer. Last time you came to see me for the purpose<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_55" id="page_55">{55}</a></span> of informing
-me that you think I am mad. I don’t think you are right, but if I cannot
-guard myself from seeing you I daresay I shall go mad. I must therefore
-ask you in the interests of my own health, if for nothing else, never to
-come near me again. If you have anything to say of an urgent nature&mdash;if
-there should be another book of yours, or any reason of that sort, you
-can always write to me. Nothing you can say or do can be anything but
-extremely painful and exhausting, even if you felt kindly disposed
-towards me; but from your behaviour I can only conclude you want to give
-me pain and come here to amuse yourself by hurting me. I warn you I am
-not going to submit to being tortured.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve never heard such nonsense, John. I hoped you were better, but now
-I am sure you really are mad,” said Josephine. “I’ve never been spoken
-to in such a way. And you imagine that I of all people want to see you!”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I forbid your coming to see me in the future,” said Mr.
-Cromartie.</p>
-
-<p>“Forbid! You forbid!” cried Josephine, who was now furious with him.
-“You forbid me to come! Don’t you realise that you are being exhibited?
-I, or anyone else who pays a shilling, can come and stare at you all
-day. Your feelings need not worry us; you should have thought of that
-before. You wanted to make an exhibition of yourself, now you must take
-the consequences. Forbid me to come and look at you! Good heavens!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_56" id="page_56">{56}</a></span> The
-impertinence of the animal! You are one of the apes now, didn’t you know
-that? You put yourself on a level with a monkey and you are a monkey,
-and I for one am going to treat you like a monkey.”</p>
-
-<p>This was said in a cold, sneering sort of way that was altogether too
-much for Mr. Cromartie. The blood flew to his head, and with a face
-distorted with almost insane rage he shook his fist at her through the
-bars. When at last he was able to speak it was only to tell her in an
-unnatural voice:</p>
-
-<p>“I shall kill you for that. Confound these bars!”</p>
-
-<p>“They have some advantages,” said Josephine coolly. She was frightened,
-but as she spoke Mr. Cromartie lay down on the floor of his cage and she
-saw him stuff his handkerchief into his mouth and bite it; there were
-tears in his eyes, and sometimes he fetched a deep groan as if he were
-near his end.</p>
-
-<p>All this frightened Josephine more even than his threatening that he
-would murder her. And seeing him rolling there as if he were in a fit
-made her repent of what she had said to him, and then she came right up
-to the netting of his cage and began to beg him to forgive her, and to
-forget what she had said.</p>
-
-<p>“I did not mean one word of it, dearest John,” said she in a new and
-altered voice, which scarce reached to him, it was so soft. “How can you
-think I want to hurt you when I come to this wretched prison of yours to
-see you because I love you, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_57" id="page_57">{57}</a></span> cannot forget you in spite of all that
-you have done only on purpose to hurt me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, go away, go away, if you have any pity left in you,” said John. His
-own voice was now come back to him, but he sobbed once or twice between
-his words.</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile the Caracal, who had watched all this scene and listened to it
-with a great deal of wonder, now came up to him and began to comfort him
-in his distress, first sniffing at his face and hands and then licking
-them.</p>
-
-<p>And before anything more could be said between Josephine and John, the
-door opened and a whole party of people were come in to see the apes. At
-that Josephine went out of the house and out of the Gardens, and getting
-into a cab went straight home, all as if she were in a nightmare. As for
-Mr. Cromartie, he struggled quickly on to his feet and hurried out of
-his cage into his hiding-place to wash his face, comb his hair, and
-compose himself a little before facing the public; but when he went back
-the party were gone away and there was only his Caracal staring at him
-and asking him as plain as words:</p>
-
-<p>“What is the matter, my dear friend? Are you all right now? Is it over?
-I am sorry for you, although I am a Caracal and you are a man. Indeed, I
-do love you very tenderly.”</p>
-
-<p>There was only the Caracal when he went back into his cage, only the
-Caracal and “Wilhelm Meister” lying on the floor.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_58" id="page_58">{58}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>That night Miss Lackett suffered every torment which love can give, for
-her pride seemed to have deserted her now when she most wanted it to
-support her, and without it her pity for poor Mr. Cromartie and her
-shame at her own words were free to reduce and humble her utterly.</p>
-
-<p>“How can I ever speak to him again?” she asked herself. “How can I ever
-hope to be forgiven when I have gone twice to him in his miserable
-captivity, and each time I have insulted him and said the things which
-it would hurt him most to hear?”</p>
-
-<p>“From the very beginning,” she told herself, “it has all been my fault.
-It is I who made him go into the Zoo. I called him mad, and mocked at
-him and made him suffer, when everything has been due to my ungovernable
-temper, my pride and my heartlessness. But all the time I have suffered,
-and now it is too late to do anything. He will never forgive me now. He
-will never bear to see me again and I must suffer always. If I had
-behaved differently perhaps I could have saved him and myself too. Now I
-have killed his love for me, and because of my folly he must suffer
-imprisonment and loneliness for ever, and I myself shall live miserably
-and never again dare hold up my head.”</p>
-
-<p>Providence has not framed mankind for emotions such as these; they may
-be felt acutely, but in a healthy and high-spirited girl they are not of
-a very lasting nature.</p>
-
-<p>It was only natural, then, that after giving up the greater part of the
-night to the bitterest self-reproach<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_59" id="page_59">{59}</a></span> and to the completest humiliation
-of spirit, and after shedding enough tears to make her pillow
-uncomfortably damp, Miss Lackett should wake next morning in a very
-hopeful state of mind. She determined to visit Mr. Cromartie that
-afternoon, and despatched a note acquainting him with her intention in
-these terms:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot"><p class="r">
-Eaton Square.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="nind">
-<span class="smcap">Dear John</span>,<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>You know well that the reason why I behaved badly is because I
-still love you. I am very much ashamed, please forgive me if you
-can. I must see you to-day. May I come in the afternoon? It is very
-important, because I don’t think we can either of us continue like
-this much longer. I will come in the afternoon. Please consent to
-see me, but I will not come unless you send me word by the
-messenger that I may.</p>
-
-<p class="r">
-<span style="margin-right: 20%;">Yours,</span><br />
-<span class="smcap">Josephine Lackett</span>.<br />
-</p></div>
-
-<p>The moment that Josephine had sent off the messenger she regretted what
-she had said in it, and nothing seemed to her then more certain than
-that her letter would exasperate Cromartie still further. The next
-moment she thought to herself: “I have exposed myself to the greatest
-humiliation a woman can receive.” For a second or two this filled her
-with terror, and at that moment she would have readily killed herself.
-As neither poisons, poignards, pistols or precipices were within reach<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_60" id="page_60">{60}</a></span>
-she did nothing, and in less than a minute the mood passed, and she said
-to herself:</p>
-
-<p>“What does my humiliation matter? I suffered more of that last night
-than I can ever suffer again. Last night I humiliated myself in my own
-eyes. If John tries to humiliate me to-day he will find the work done.
-Meanwhile I must be self-controlled. I have no time to waste on my
-emotions; I have many things to do. I must see John, and as I am in love
-with him I have got to make terms with him. I have got to make a bargain
-with him.”</p>
-
-<p>Acting on these thoughts she went out at once, meaning to walk to the
-Zoo without waiting any longer for the messenger boy to come back. But
-her mind was still busy.</p>
-
-<p>“I will completely forgive him, and offer to become engaged to him
-secretly in return for his instantly leaving the Zoo.”</p>
-
-<p>She did not reflect as she said this that nothing would be easier for
-her than to break off such an engagement, whereas if Cromartie once left
-the Gardens it was improbable that they would take him back.</p>
-
-<p>But when she got to the Marble Arch she had to wait a little before
-crossing the road, and she noticed a man selling newspapers beside her.
-On the placard he carried she saw:</p>
-
-<p class="c">
-MAN IN THE ZOO<br />
-MAULED BY<br />
-MONKEY<br />
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_61" id="page_61">{61}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>For the first moment she did not connect the placard with her lover; she
-permitted herself to be amused at the thought of a spectator having his
-finger bitten, but in the next instant a doubt arose and she hurriedly
-bought the paper.</p>
-
-<p>“This morning the ‘Man in the Zoo,’ whose real name is Mr. John
-Cromartie, was shockingly mauled by Daphne, the Orang in the next cage
-to his.” Josephine read the account of the affair right through very
-slowly.</p>
-
-<p>It appeared that about eleven o’clock that morning Cromartie had been
-playing ball in his cage with the Caracal. In dodging the Caracal he had
-fallen heavily against the wire mesh partition separating him from the
-Orang. While he had rested there for a moment the spectators were
-horrified to see him seized by the Orang, which caught him by the hair.
-Mr. Cromartie had put up his hands to prevent his face being scratched,
-and the Orang had managed to get hold of his fingers and had cracked the
-bones of them. Mr. Cromartie had shown great courage and had succeeded
-in freeing himself before the arrival of the keeper. Two fingers were
-crushed and the bones fractured; he had sustained several severe scalp
-wounds and a scratched face. The only danger to be feared was blood
-poisoning, as the injuries inflicted by apes are well known to be
-peculiarly venomous.</p>
-
-<p>On reading this Josephine suddenly remembered how the King of Greece had
-died from the effects of a monkey bite, and she became more and more<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_62" id="page_62">{62}</a></span>
-alarmed. She called a taxi, got into it, and told the driver to take her
-to the Zoological Gardens as fast as he could. All the way there she was
-in a fever of agitation, and could settle nothing in her own mind.</p>
-
-<p>Having arrived at the Zoo, she went straight to the house of the
-resident curator, and was just in time to see Mr. Cromartie being
-carried in on a stretcher, but before she could come up to it the door
-was shut in her face. She rang, but it was almost five minutes before
-the door was opened by a maidservant who took her card in, with the
-request that she might see the curator as she was a friend of Mr.
-Cromartie’s. Before the maid came back, however, the curator came out,
-and Josephine explained her visit without any embarrassment. She was
-invited in, and found herself in a fine well-lit dining-room in the
-presence of two gentlemen in morning dress, and both with bushy
-eyebrows. The curator introduced her as a friend of Mr. Cromartie’s, and
-they both gave her a very keen look and bowed.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Walter Tintzel, the elder of the two, was a short man with a rather
-round red face; Mr. Ogilvie, a taller, youngish man, with a skin like
-parchment, and a glass eye into which she found herself staring. “How is
-the patient?” asked Josephine, falling at once into that state of mind
-which is produced by the presence of distinguished medical men, and
-particularly surgeons, a state of mind, that is, of almost complete
-blankness, when however upset one may have been the moment before, one
-finds<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_63" id="page_63">{63}</a></span> all emotion suspended, or swallowed up in fog. All the faculties
-at such a moment are concentrated on behaving with an absurd decorum.</p>
-
-<p>“It is a little too early to say, Miss Lackett,” replied Sir Walter
-Tintzel, who was filled with curiosity to find out more about her.</p>
-
-<p>“My friend Mr. Ogilvie has just amputated a finger; in my opinion it
-would have been running an unjustifiable risk not to have done so. There
-were several minor injuries, but happily they did not require such
-drastic measures. May I ask, Miss Lackett, without impertinence, if you
-have known Mr. Cromartie long? You are, I understand, a personal friend,
-a close and dear friend of Mr. Cromartie’s.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Lackett opened her eyes rather wide at this remark, and replied:</p>
-
-<p>“I was naturally anxious.... Yes, I am an old friend of Mr.
-Cromartie’s&mdash;and, if you like, a close friend.” She laughed. “Is there
-danger of blood-poisoning?”</p>
-
-<p>“There is a risk of it, but we have taken every precaution.”</p>
-
-<p>“The King of Greece died of being bitten by a monkey,” cried Josephine
-suddenly.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s rubbish,” interrupted the curator, coming forward. “Why
-everybody in the Gardens has been more or less seriously bitten by
-monkeys at some time or other. It is always happening. It’s dreadful to
-think that the poor fellow should have lost a finger, but there’s no
-danger.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_64" id="page_64">{64}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“You are sure there’s no danger?” asked Josephine.</p>
-
-<p>The curator appealed to the medical men. They allowed themselves to
-smile.</p>
-
-<p>Josephine withdrew, and in the hall the curator said to her:</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t worry about him, Miss Lackett; it’s a beastly thing of course to
-think of, but it’s not serious. He isn’t the King of Greece; the monkey
-isn’t that sort of monkey even. He’ll be up and about in a day or two at
-the most. By the way, is your father General Lackett?”</p>
-
-<p>Josephine was surprised, but admitted it without hesitation.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes&mdash;he’s an old friend of mine. Drop in one day next week to tea
-and see how our friend is going on.”</p>
-
-<p>Josephine left in very much better spirits than she had come, and though
-she once or twice was troubled by the recollection of Mr. Cromartie’s
-unconscious form, the head swathed in bandages, and the body covered
-with a blanket, she felt small anxiety. On the contrary, she very soon
-gave herself up to rosy visions of the future.</p>
-
-<p>Thus nothing appeared to her to be more clear than that Mr. Cromartie
-would leave the Zoo, and the loss of a finger was perhaps not too high a
-price to pay for restoring him to ordinary ways, or perhaps she might
-say not too great a punishment for conduct such as his had been.</p>
-
-<p>And it crossed her mind also that now there was<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_65" id="page_65">{65}</a></span> no need for her to
-humble herself to Cromartie, for he would leave the Zoo and become
-reconciled to her now as a matter of course. It was for her to forgive
-him! She had had a narrow escape. What a weak position she might have
-been in had she seen him before the ape bit him! How strong a position
-she now occupied! She must, she reflected, take this lesson to heart and
-never act hurriedly on the impulse of the moment, otherwise she would
-give John every advantage and there would be no dealing with him at all.
-Next she recollected the letter she had sent him, and spent a little
-while trying to recall the exact terms of it. When she remembered that
-she had said that she was ashamed and had asked to be forgiven, she bit
-her lips with vexation, but the next moment she stopped short and said
-aloud: “How unworthy this is of you! How petty! How vulgar!”</p>
-
-<p>And she remembered at that moment all the vulgar and horrible things she
-had felt when she had first learnt that John had gone to the Zoo, and
-how much ashamed she was of them afterwards, and how hatefully she had
-behaved on both of her visits to him. She told herself then that she
-ought to be ashamed, ought to ask forgiveness, and that she ought to be
-thankful that she had done so in her letter, but in the next instant she
-was saying to herself: “All the same, it won’t do to put myself at his
-mercy. I must keep the upper hand or my life won’t be worth living.” And
-after that her mind raced off again to visions of the future in<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_66" id="page_66">{66}</a></span> which
-John was rewarded with her hand and they took a country house. Her
-father was an authority on fishponds and trout streams. He and Cromartie
-would of course lay out a fishpond. Perhaps there would be a moat round
-the house. But the figure who bent over her father’s shoulder at
-breakfast, pushing away the egg-boiling machine to look at a plan of the
-new trout hatchery, that figure was a very different person from Mr.
-Cromartie the mutilated, monkey-bitten man in the Zoo.</p>
-
-<p>When Josephine got home she found a note which had been left for her,
-but which was not in Mr. Cromartie’s handwriting.</p>
-
-<p>It ran as follows:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot"><p class="r">
-Infirmary, Zoo.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="nind">
-<span class="smcap">Dear Josephine</span>,<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Your note has come by the messenger. I shall not be free to see you
-this afternoon, which relieves me from making the decision not to
-do so. You say that the reason you behave cruelly to me is because
-you love me. It is because I know that, that I have tried to do
-without your love. I think you are a character who will always
-torture the people you love. I cannot bear pain well; that alone
-makes us unsuited to each other. It is the principal reason why I
-never wish to see you again.</p>
-
-<p>You are mistaken when you say that you have something of the first
-importance to tell me. Unless it is something to do with the
-arrangements which the Zoo authorities make with regard to the
-Ape-house, it cannot be of importance to me.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_67" id="page_67">{67}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Please believe that I bear you no resentment for the past; indeed I
-still love you, but I mean what I say.</p>
-
-<p class="c">
-Yours ever,<br /><span style="margin-left: 25%;">
-<span class="smcap">John Cromartie</span>.</span><br />
-</p></div>
-
-<p>When Josephine had read this letter over twice and had realised that it
-must have been written <i>after</i> he had been bitten by the ape, and just
-before his finger was cut off, she gave up her hopes.</p>
-
-<p>Everything she had been feeling was revealed as ridiculous folly. If
-John could write like that at the moment when he must have been most
-wishing to escape from confinement, she saw that her plans for his
-regeneration were impossible. She went up to her room and lay down. All
-was lost.</p>
-
-<p>That morning Mr. Cromartie had taken his breakfast of rolls, butter,
-Oxford marmalade, and coffee as usual. When it had been cleared away he
-began to play ball with the Caracal.</p>
-
-<p>For this purpose he used an ordinary tennis ball, and throwing it on the
-floor of his cage, made it bounce on to the netting and back to him. The
-game therefore resembled fives, the object, however, being, on his part,
-to prevent the Caracal intercepting the ball, which, by the way, he was
-rarely able to do more than three or four times running, for the cat was
-very quick on its legs and had a good eye.</p>
-
-<p>After they had been playing for about ten minutes Mr. Cromartie slipped
-backwards in taking a ball<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_68" id="page_68">{68}</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
-<a href="images/i_068.jpg">
-<img src="images/i_068.jpg" height="600" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_69" id="page_69">{69}</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="nind">which bounced high, and fell heavily against the wire netting wall of
-his cage. Before he could get his balance he felt himself taken hold of
-by the hair, and understood at once that it was his neighbour the Orang
-who had got him in its clutches. The brute then got a finger as far as
-Mr. Cromartie’s ear and slit it through, though not injuring the drum.
-Mr. Cromartie managed to turn his head then in order to see his
-assailant, and found his face was now exposed, and his forehead was
-scratched. To protect himself he put one hand in front of his face, and
-was pushing himself away from the netting with the other when the Orang
-caught hold of two of his fingers in its teeth. The pain of this made
-him jerk his head free, and the lock of hair by which the Orang held him
-came right out of his scalp.</p>
-
-<p>The ape still held on to his fingers like a bulldog. Just then his
-Caracal, which had been dodging about between his legs, got one paw
-through the netting and raked the Orang’s thighs with his claws, but the
-ape did not leave go even then. Mr. Cromartie, who had a very cool head
-for a man in such a situation, took out a couple of wax vestas from his
-pocket, struck them on his heel, and thrust the flaring fusees through
-the wire into the ape’s muzzle and in that way made him leave go his
-hold at once.</p>
-
-<p>This circumstance of his feeling for the fusees in his pocket while the
-ape was slowly grinding his fingers to a mere pulp very greatly
-impressed the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_70" id="page_70">{70}</a></span> spectators, who beyond shouting for assistance were
-powerless to do anything. No less remarkable was the way in which,
-directly he was free, he pulled away the Caracal from the netting before
-the ape could catch hold of him, and this though the cat was beside
-itself with the fury of the fight. But strangely enough in doing this he
-did not get scratched, either because he pulled him off by the scruff
-with his uninjured hand and carried him right out of the cage, or
-because the Caracal knew him even at that moment.</p>
-
-<p>Collins arrived just as this happened and the shock was almost too much
-for him; it was remarked that he was deathly white and could scarcely
-speak. Mr. Cromartie was covered with blood, blood pouring from his ear
-and his fingers, and all his hair matted with blood, but he came back at
-once after locking up his Caracal, to show the spectators that he was
-not badly hurt; they for their part clapped their hands with joy, either
-because they were glad to see him escape, or because they were grateful
-for having been presented with such an unusual spectacle for nothing.</p>
-
-<p>Cromartie then went back to his inner room and Collins led him off at
-once to the infirmary, where he was given first aid. It was some little
-while after this that he received Josephine’s letter and dictated an
-answer for the messenger to take to her. There was some little delay in
-the messenger getting to him.</p>
-
-<p>Directly he had despatched the letter he was<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_71" id="page_71">{71}</a></span> anæsthetised and the third
-finger of his right hand amputated.</p>
-
-<p>After the operation and before he had regained consciousness, he was
-taken to the house of the curator, who had decided that he would be more
-comfortable there than anywhere else. Although at the time Mr. Cromartie
-had behaved with perfect composure and had borne his injuries without
-flinching, not only at the time of the assault, but for over three hours
-afterwards, and had been able to compose a letter during that time as if
-nothing had happened, he had received a great nervous shock the effects
-of which only became apparent next day. He spent a very disturbed night,
-but in the morning was much better; ate an ordinary breakfast but did
-not get up, and Sir Walter Tintzel, who visited him about eleven
-o’clock, was sanguine and predicted a rapid recovery. In the afternoon
-he was restless and suffered acutely, and as evening came on his
-temperature rose rapidly. That night he was in a condition of fitful
-delirium, occasionally falling asleep and waking up with nightmares
-which persisted even when he appeared to be wide awake.</p>
-
-<p>On the second day the fever increased and blood-poisoning in an acute
-form was recognised, but the patient was altogether rational in his
-mind. On the third day the symptoms of blood-poisoning were more
-pronounced. The patient fell into a delirium which lasted without
-intermission for the following three days. Most of the feverish
-hallucinations which filled his mind then passed completely away<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_72" id="page_72">{72}</a></span> when
-he recovered consciousness. Yet Mr. Cromartie had a clear and vivid
-memory of one of them. This was, he knew, nothing but a dream, yet it
-seemed but to have just happened to him, and the dream or vision was
-singular enough for it to be put down here.</p>
-
-<p>In the Strand people were hurrying along in little crowds like gusts of
-dirty smoke that was blown at intervals in wisps across the road. They
-were all coming towards him as he walked down from Somerset House
-towards Trafalgar Square. No one was walking the same way that he was,
-and none of the people he met brushed against him or even looked at him,
-but they melted away to right and left and so let him pass by. Sometimes
-when a band of them passed him he caught a whiff of their odour, and the
-smell sickened him.</p>
-
-<p>They were frightened, they hurried by, but he was thinking of that great
-man Sir Christopher Wren, who had planned the street he was then walking
-in. But nobody cared, nobody had built it, though the plans were all
-there rolled up and ready, and just as good to-day as they were in the
-reign of King Charles II.</p>
-
-<p>He lifted up his head presently, and up in the sky a white streak was
-being deliberately drawn. It was an aeroplane writing advertisements. So
-he stood still in the middle of the hurrying crowds to watch it; now he
-could just see the tiny aeroplane like a little brown insect. Slowly in
-the sky a long straight line was drawn and then a loop&mdash;surely it must
-be<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_73" id="page_73">{73}</a></span> the figure 6. And then the aeroplane stopped throwing out smoke and
-became almost invisible as it went off tittering across the sky.</p>
-
-<p>The numeral swelled and grew and was being slowly blown away when all of
-a sudden another white streak appeared and the aeroplane was drawing
-something else. But as he watched he was aware that after all it was the
-same thing again, another 6, and when it had done that the aeroplane
-mounted again into the sky and drew another 6, but already its first
-work was undone by the wind and in a few moments there was nothing to be
-seen in the sky but a few wisps of smoke.</p>
-
-<p>For a second or two Cromartie felt himself rocking in the aeroplane,
-which went humming away across the sky before falling again sideways
-like a snipe bleating; that was only a moment, as when you shut your
-eyes and fancy that you can feel the earth spinning in space, and then
-Cromartie was walking out of the Strand into Trafalgar Square. It was
-empty, and he looked at the Nelson monument with wonder. Landseer’s
-great beasts planted their feet flat down before them. What were they,
-he wondered? Lions or Leopards, or perhaps Bears? He could not say. And
-suddenly he saw that his right hand was bleeding and his fingers gone. A
-great crowd had entered the Square; the fountains were playing, the sun
-was shining, and he got on to a scarlet omnibus. But very soon he saw
-that the people were whispering together on the omnibus and they were
-all looking at him, and he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_74" id="page_74">{74}</a></span> knew that it was because they saw his
-wounded hand. He put his other hand up to his forehead and there was
-blood on that also. He was afraid then of the people on the bus and so
-he got out. But wherever he wandered the people stopped and stared at
-him and whispered, and as he walked among them they drew aside and
-formed into little groups and gazed after him as he went by, and it was
-because they knew him by the wounds on his head and on his hand.</p>
-
-<p>They were all of them muttering and looking at him with hatred, but
-something restrained them, so that though their eyes were like sharp
-daggers they were one and all afraid to point their fingers....</p>
-
-<p>He was going to vote. He would cast his vote. Nothing should stop him.
-At last he saw the two entrances to the underground voting hall with
-Ladies written over one and Gentlemen written over the other, and he
-went downstairs. But when he asked the attendant for his voting card the
-man took down a large book bound in lambskin with the wool left on, and
-turned over several pages and looked down them. At last he said: “But
-your name is not written in the Book of Life, Mr. Cromartie. You must
-give up your secret, you know, if you wish to be registered.” When he
-heard this Mr. Cromartie felt sick, and he noticed the smell that came
-from all the other voters in their ballot boxes; he hesitated, and at
-last he said:</p>
-
-<p>“But if I do not give up my secret may I not vote?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_75" id="page_75">{75}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“No, Mr. Cromartie. Nobody can vote who does not give up his secret,
-that is called the secrecy of the ballot&mdash;but it is out of the question
-for you to vote, anyhow ... you bear the Mark of the Beast.”</p>
-
-<p>And Mr. Cromartie looked at his hand and felt his forehead and saw that
-he did indeed bear the Mark of the Beast where it had bitten him, and he
-knew that he was an outcast. That was what everybody had whispered. He
-would not give up his secret so he was rejected by mankind and hated by
-them, for he frightened them. They were all alike, they had no secrets,
-but he had kept his and now the Beast had set its Mark upon him, and he
-seemed terrible to them all, and he himself was afraid. “The Beast has
-set his Mark on me,” he said to himself. “It will slowly eat me up. I
-cannot escape now, and one thing is as bad as another. On the whole I
-would rather the Beast slowly ate me up than give up so much, and the
-stench of my fellows disgusts me.”</p>
-
-<p>And then he heard the Beast moving restlessly behind some partition; he
-heard the rustling of straw and the great creature slowly licking itself
-all over; and then its smell, sweet, and warm, and awful, swallowed him
-up, and he lay quite still on the floor of the cage, listening to its
-tail going thump, thump, thump on the floor beside him. Terror could go
-no further, and at last he opened his eyes and slowly understood that it
-was his own heart which was beating and no beast’s tail, and all<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_76" id="page_76">{76}</a></span> about
-him there were clean sheets and flowers and a smell of iodoform. But his
-fear lasted for half that day.</p>
-
-<p>In a fortnight Mr. Cromartie was pronounced out of danger, but he
-continued in so weak a state for some time afterwards that he was not
-allowed to receive any visitors, so that although Josephine called every
-day it was only to hear the latest news of how he had passed the night,
-and to leave flowers for the sickroom.</p>
-
-<p>In the following weeks Mr. Cromartie made a rapid recovery; that is to
-say, though by no means restored to his ordinary health, he was able
-first to get up for an hour in the middle of the day, and then to go for
-a short walk round the Gardens.</p>
-
-<p>The doctors attending upon him suggested at this time that an entire
-change of scene would be beneficial, and the curator, far from putting
-any obstacles in the way of this, frequently urged the patient to go for
-a month’s holiday to Cornwall. But in this he was met by a steady and
-obstinate refusal, or rather by complete passivity and non-resistance.
-Mr. Cromartie refused to take a holiday. He declined to go away anywhere
-by himself, though he added that he was completely at the curator’s
-disposal and prepared to go to any place where he was sent in charge of
-a keeper. After some days, during which the curator proposed first one
-scheme and then another, the plan of Mr. Cromartie’s being sent away was
-abandoned. In the first place it was difficult to spare a keeper, or for
-that matter to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_77" id="page_77">{77}</a></span> find a suitable man among the staff to go with Mr.
-Cromartie, and it was difficult to find a suitable place where they
-should be sent.</p>
-
-<p>But the chief reason why these schemes were given up was because of the
-apathetic and even hostile attitude which the invalid adopted to them,
-and because it occurred to the curator that this hostility was perhaps
-not without a reason.</p>
-
-<p>And indeed there is no doubt that Mr. Cromartie felt that if he once
-took such a holiday as had been suggested he would find it very much
-harder to go back into captivity at the end of it, and he opposed it
-because he was resolved not to escape from what he conceived were his
-obligations.</p>
-
-<p>It was therefore decided that Mr. Cromartie should go straight back to
-his cage, though it was impressed upon him that he would not be expected
-to be on view to the public any longer than he wished, and that he must
-lie down to rest in his inner room for two or three hours every day.</p>
-
-<p>In this way, and by taking him for motor-car drives for a couple of
-hours or so after dark, it was hoped that he would be able to regain his
-accustomed health and shake off that state of apathy which seemed his
-most alarming symptom to the medical men who attended him.</p>
-
-<p>But before Cromartie went back to his old quarters he was to hear a
-piece of news from the curator which concerned him very closely, though
-he did not at first realise the full significance of it.</p>
-
-<p>The curator was so confused in imparting this<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_78" id="page_78">{78}</a></span> information, and so
-apologetic, and occupied so much time with a preamble explaining how
-much the Zoological Society felt themselves indebted to him, that Mr.
-Cromartie had some difficulty in following what he said, but at last he
-got at the gist of it, and the long and the short of the matter was: The
-experiment of exhibiting a man had been a much greater success than any
-of the Committee had dared to hope; such a success, indeed, that it had
-decided to follow it up by having a second man, a negro. It had actually
-engaged him two or three days since, and had installed him only that
-day. The intention of the Committee was eventually to establish a
-“Man-house” which should contain specimens of all the different races of
-mankind, with a Bushman, South Sea Islanders, etc., in native costume,
-but such a collection could of course only be formed gradually and as
-occasion offered.</p>
-
-<p>The embarrassment of the poor curator as he made these revelations was
-so extreme that Cromartie could only think of how best to set him once
-more at his ease, and though he had a very distinct moment of annoyance
-when he heard of the negro, yet he suppressed it completely. When the
-curator had been persuaded that Cromartie bore him no grudge for these
-innovations, nay more, that he was perfectly indifferent to them, his
-joy and relief were as overwhelming as his distress and embarrassment
-had been before.</p>
-
-<p>First he blew out a great breath, and mopped his forehead with a big
-silk handkerchief; then,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_79" id="page_79">{79}</a></span> his honest face quite transformed with
-happiness, he seized Cromartie by the hand, and then by the lapel, and
-laughed again and again while he explained that he had opposed the
-project with all his might because he was sure Cromartie would not like
-it, and after he had been overruled he had not known how to break the
-news to him. He vowed he had not slept for two nights thinking about it,
-but now when he learnt that Cromartie actually approved of the plan, he
-felt a new man. “I am the biggest fool in the world,” said he; “my
-imagination runs away with me. I am always thinking of how other people
-are going to be upset, and then it turns out that they don’t give a row
-of pins about the whole affair and I am the only person who feels upset
-at all ... all on account of somebody else.... Ha! Ha! Ha! It has been
-just like that over and over again with my wife. It is always happening
-to me. Well now I’ll go full blast ahead with the new ‘Man-house,’
-because, you know, it’s a damned good notion. I felt that the whole
-time, but I couldn’t get it out of my head that it was unfair to you.”</p>
-
-<p>But Mr. Cromartie did not share his enthusiasm; he merely repeated to
-himself, as he had done so often before, that he intended observing his
-side of the contract so long as the Zoo kept its own, and that there was
-nothing in all this which infringed or invalidated the contract in any
-way. But when Mr. Cromartie went into his cage he saw a black man in the
-cage next door&mdash;he was brushing a black<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_80" id="page_80">{80}</a></span> bowler hat&mdash;it came as a great
-shock to Mr. Cromartie to realise that this man was the neighbour about
-whom the curator had spoken. This negro was almost coal black, a jovial
-fellow, dressed in a striped pink and green shirt, a mustard-coloured
-suit, and patent leather boots. When he saw Mr. Cromartie he at once
-wheeled round, and saying “The interesting invalid has arrived,” walked
-up to the partition separating him from Cromartie and said to him:
-“Allow me to welcome you back to what is now the Man-house. If I may
-introduce myself, Joe Tennison: I am delighted to meet you, Mr.
-Cromartie, it is a real pleasure to have a man next door.” Cromartie
-bowed stiffly and said “Good afternoon” very awkwardly, but the negro
-was not abashed, and leaned against the wire partition between them so
-that it bulged.</p>
-
-<p>“They are going to clear all that poor trash away now,” he said,
-pointing at the Chimpanzee beyond Cromartie. “They isn’t to be kept with
-us any more, nasty jealous brutes; bite your fingers off if they catch
-you.”</p>
-
-<p>Cromartie turned and looked at the Chimpanzee; it had always seemed to
-him rather a pathetic beast, but how much more so now while his new
-neighbour Tennison was speaking of it! And not for the first time he
-felt a friendly sympathy for the ugly little ape. Indeed he would far
-rather have seen the savage old Orang back in her place than have this
-insufferably verbose fellow patronising the animals near him.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_81" id="page_81">{81}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>For the moment Cromartie was quite at a loss, and had no idea what to
-reply to the stream of Mr. Tennison’s remarks. He had said nothing at
-all when a minute or two later he was relieved by the arrival of Collins
-with his Caracal, which had been sent back to his old cage in the
-cat-house after Mr. Cromartie’s injuries.</p>
-
-<p>The pleasure of the two friends at once more being together was
-unbounded, and was shown by each of them very strongly after his own
-fashion. For at first the Caracal trotted up to Cromartie debonairly
-enough, as if he were just come to give him a sniff, then he began
-purring loudly and rubbed himself a score of times against Cromartie’s
-legs, winding himself about them, and finally he sprang right up into
-his friend’s arms, licked his face and his hair, and curled up for a
-moment or two as if he would sleep there; but no, this was not for long,
-for he sprang down again. Then he began trotting round the cage, sniffed
-in the corners, leapt on the table and made certain that all was well.</p>
-
-<p>When Joe Tennison called to him, the Caracal passed by without giving
-him a glance, and it was just the same with his friend too, for when
-Cromartie heard the negro begin talking to him he just nodded his head
-and went into his inner room. But once there Mr. Cromartie reflected
-that this negro was to be his companion and neighbour for some years,
-and it would never do to run away from him every time he spoke. Somehow
-he must make Tennison respect his privacy without making<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_82" id="page_82">{82}</a></span> an enemy of
-him, and at that moment Mr. Cromartie saw no way of doing this. However,
-he took down a book of Waley’s poems translated from the Chinese, and
-went back into his cage with it in his hand, and then sat down and began
-reading.</p>
-
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i0">He lives in thick forests, deep among the hills,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Or houses in the clefts of sharp, precipitous rocks;<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Alert and agile is his nature, nimble are his wits;<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Swift are his contortions,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Apt to every need,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Whether he climbs tall tree-stems of a hundred feet,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Or sways on the shuddering shoulder of a long bough.<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Before him, the dark gullies of unfathomable streams;<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Behind, the silent hollows of the lonely hills.<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Twigs and tendrils are his rocking-chairs,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">On rungs of rotting wood he trips<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Up perilous places; sometimes, leap after leap,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Like lightning flits through the woods.<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Sometimes he saunters with a sad, forsaken air;<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Then suddenly peeps round<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Beaming with satisfaction. Up he springs,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Leaps and prances, whoops and scampers on his way.<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Up cliffs he scrambles, up pointed rocks,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Dances on shale that shifts or twigs that snap,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Suddenly swerves and lightly passes....<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Oh, what tongue could unravel<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">The tale of all his tricks?<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Alas, one trait<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">With the human tribe he shares; their sweets his sweet,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_83" id="page_83">{83}</a></span><br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Their bitter is his bitter. Off sugar from the vat<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Of brewers’ dregs he loves to sup.<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">So men put wine where he will pass.<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">How he races to the bowl!<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">How nimbly licks and swills!<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Now he staggers, feels dazed and foolish,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Darkness falls upon his eyes....<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">He sleeps and knows no more.<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Up steal the trappers, catch him by the mane,<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Then to a string or ribbon tie him, lead him home;<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Tether him in the stable or lock him in the yard;<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Where faces all day long<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">Gaze, gape, gasp at him and will not go away.<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Joe Tennison came up three or four times while he was reading and began
-a conversation, but Cromartie ignored his remarks and did not even lift
-his head, but just read quietly on.</p>
-
-<p>Fortunately there were a great many of the public come to see their old
-favourite Mr. Cromartie now he was back, and to have a look at the new
-black man also, about whom there was nearly as much discussion as there
-ever had been about Cromartie himself.</p>
-
-<p>The presence of the public was lucky for two reasons; firstly, it served
-to distract Joe Tennison by giving him that which he most wanted in
-life&mdash;an audience; and secondly, Mr. Cromartie was able, by totally
-ignoring spectators, to show him that that was his ordinary method of
-conducting himself. There was therefore no reason why the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_84" id="page_84">{84}</a></span> negro should
-feel himself insulted by being treated as if he did not exist. And here
-I should explain that Mr. Cromartie had no objection to his neighbour as
-a negro, and no particular prejudice against persons of that colour. Mr.
-Tennison was indeed the first negro to whom he had spoken. At the same
-time the fellow aroused a strong feeling of dislike, and this aversion
-was one which steadily increased as time went on.</p>
-
-<p>The next day Mr. Cromartie found Josephine Lackett waiting for him when
-he first went into his cage after breakfast. She was standing a little
-distance off looking out of the door of the Ape-house (to give it its
-old name), and Cromartie called out to her before he reflected on what
-he was doing: “Josephine! Josephine! What are you doing there?”</p>
-
-<p>She turned round and came towards him, and the sight of her so much
-affected Mr. Cromartie that for some time he did not trust himself to
-speak again, and when he did so it was more tenderly than he had done
-since his captivity. But Josephine on her part could not for some time
-get used to the presence of Mr. Tennison, who sat lolling in a deck
-chair within a few feet of them and kept putting his gold-rimmed
-eyeglass in his eye to stare at her, and then letting it fall out, as if
-he had not quite learnt the trick of it, which was indeed the case, as
-he had only bought it a week before.</p>
-
-<p>For some little time then Josephine found herself with nothing to say
-except to congratulate John on<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_85" id="page_85">{85}</a></span> his recovery, and to tell him how glad
-she was that he was well again. Then she thanked him for calling to her
-and letting her speak to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t behave like a goose, Josephine,” said John Cromartie. Then
-guessing why she was constrained, he said: “My dear Josephine, do ignore
-him as I do.”</p>
-
-<p>But Josephine did not speak, and just then in strolled the Caracal,
-having just completed his morning toilet.</p>
-
-<p>“I paid your cat several visits while you were ill,” said Josephine. “He
-seemed very unhappy and would not take much notice of me. I think he is
-rather shy of women, and is not used to them.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Cromartie nodded. He was glad Josephine had gone to see the Caracal,
-but he knew that she had wasted her time; he did not care for the people
-who came and gazed into his cage from the outside. Suddenly he heard
-Josephine say: “John, I must see you in private. I must talk to you,
-because I cannot go on like this. You cannot go on shirking things any
-longer.”</p>
-
-<p>“What do you mean?”</p>
-
-<p>“I mean that you must recognise that we are bound up with each other. I
-don’t mind <i>what</i> you decide to do, but you must do something. I cannot
-go on living like this any longer. Please arrange somehow for us to see
-each other and talk it over.”</p>
-
-<p>It was Cromartie now who was embarrassed and shy; Cromartie who could
-not talk simply about what he felt, at least not for a considerable
-time.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_86" id="page_86">{86}</a></span> At last, however, he got out a few disconnected remarks, saying
-he was very sorry but he could do nothing then, and that he was not a
-free agent. But in the end he got more confidence and looked Josephine
-straight in the eyes and said: “My dear, it’s quite inevitable that both
-of us should be unhappy. I love you, if you want me to put it in that
-way. I cannot ever forget you, and now you seem to be feeling the same
-for me, and you too must expect to be very unhappy. I only hope your
-feeling for me will wear off. I daresay it will in time, and I hope my
-feeling for you will also. Until then we must try and be resigned.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am not resigned,” said Josephine. “I’m going to get savage about it,
-or go mad or something.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s the greatest mistake for us to stir up each other’s feelings,”
-said Cromartie rather roughly. “That’s the worst thing we can either of
-us do, the most unkind thing. No, the only thing for you to do is to
-forget me, the only hope for me is to forget you.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s impossible; it’s worse when we don’t see each other,” said
-Josephine.</p>
-
-<p>Just then they realised that several people had come into the Ape-house
-and were hesitating to interrupt their conversation.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a bad business,” said Cromartie, “a damned bad business,” and at
-these words Josephine went away. He turned away and sat down, but a
-moment later he heard a loud “Excuse me, Sah.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_87" id="page_87">{87}</a></span> Excuse an intrusion, but
-I believe, Sah, that your young lady friend’s christian name is
-Josephine. That is a remarkable coincidence! for my own name, you know,
-is Joseph. Joseph and Josephine.”</p>
-
-<p>If, on hearing this remark, Mr. Cromartie gave Tennison any
-encouragement to continue, it was quite accidental. At the moment he was
-feeling faint, and only by an effort of will continued standing where he
-was without clutching hold of the bars.</p>
-
-<p>“Are you interested in the girls?” asked the negro. “They come and watch
-me all the morning, and they do stare so ... he, he, he.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I’m not interested,” said Mr. Cromartie. Nobody could have mistaken
-the desperate sincerity in his voice.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m glad to hear that,” said Tennison, at once restored to his former
-heartiness and buoyancy of manner.</p>
-
-<p>“That is how I feel myself, just how I feel. I have no interest in women
-at all. Only my poor old mammy, my old black mammy, she was of the very
-best, the very best she was. A mother is the best friend you have
-through life&mdash;the best friend you can make. My mother was ignorant, she
-could not read, neither could she write, but she knew almost all of the
-whole Bible by heart, and I first learnt of Salvation from my mother’s
-lips. When I was five years old she taught me the Holy Words of Glory,
-and I repeated them after her text by text. She was the best friend I
-shall ever have.</p>
-
-<p>“But other women&mdash;no, sir. I have no use for<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_88" id="page_88">{88}</a></span> them. They are just a
-temptation in a man’s life, a temptation to make him forget his true
-manhood. And the worst of it is that the more you shun them the more
-they do run after you. That’s a fact.</p>
-
-<p>“No, I am very much safer and better off here shut up alongside of you,
-with this wire netting and bars to fence off the women, and I guess you
-feel the same way as I do. Don’t you, Mr. Cromartie?” Cromartie suddenly
-looked up and saw the person who had been addressing him.</p>
-
-<p>“Who are you?” he asked, and then, looking rather wildly, he walked out
-of his cage into his back room, where he lay down feeling very
-exhausted.</p>
-
-<p>He was still very weak from his illness, and the close atmosphere of the
-Ape-house gave him a headache. Every moment he had now to exercise
-self-control, and it was more and more exhausting for him to do so. Very
-often he did what he did on this occasion, and this was to lie down to
-rest in his back room and then burst into tears, quite without any
-restraint, and though he laughed at himself afterwards, the act of
-weeping comforted him, although it left him weaker than before and more
-inclined to weep again.</p>
-
-<p>But the pricks and troubles of the outside world meant very little to
-Mr. Cromartie just then. He could not help thinking the whole time of
-Josephine.</p>
-
-<p>For so long he had believed that there were so many insuperable
-obstacles which would prevent them ever being happy together, that the
-additional fact of his being shut up in the Zoo was a relief to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_89" id="page_89">{89}</a></span> him.
-But now that he felt so weak it was an extra strain, and especially now
-as he was beginning to wonder if Josephine and he could not be happy
-together for a little while.</p>
-
-<p>He still knew that they were too proud to endure each other for very
-long, but could they not have a week or a month or even a year of
-happiness together?</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps they might, but anyhow it wasn’t possible, and here he was
-locked up in a cage, with a nigger waiting outside to talk some
-disgusting trash at him and wear out his patience.</p>
-
-<p>But as a matter of fact, when Cromartie pulled himself together once
-more and went out into his cage Joe Tennison did not address him&mdash;that
-is, not directly. But he was as tiresome as he had been before, but now
-it was in a different way.</p>
-
-<p>When Cromartie had settled down and had been reading for a little while,
-there were no visitors for two or three minutes, and then he heard the
-negro speaking to himself as he gazed in his direction.</p>
-
-<p>“Poor fellow! Poor young fellow! The women do make hay with a man, they
-do. I’ve been through it all.... I know all about it.... Oh, gracious,
-yes. Love! Love is the very devil. And that poor young man is certainly
-in love. Nobody can cheer him up. Nobody can do anything except her that
-caused the trouble in his heart. There’s nothing I can do for him now
-except just to pretend to notice nothing, the same as I always do.” At
-this point the speaker was distracted by the arrival of a party<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_90" id="page_90">{90}</a></span> of
-visitors who stopped outside his cage, but thereafter Mr. Cromartie
-adopted the same method to the negro that he had always adopted to the
-public. That is to say, he ignored his existence and contrived never to
-meet his eyes, and never took the least notice of what he said.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning, while Cromartie was playing with his Caracal, with a
-ball, as he had been accustomed to do before the Orang had taken
-advantage of him, he heard Josephine’s voice calling to him.</p>
-
-<p>He threw the ball to his friend the bounding, tasselled cat, and went
-straight to her, and without waiting for any greeting she said to him:</p>
-
-<p>“John, I love you, and I must see you alone at once. I must come into
-your cage and talk to you there.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, Josephine, don’t&mdash;that’s not possible,” said Cromartie. “I can’t go
-on seeing you like this even, and surely you see that if you were to
-come into my cage I could not bear it after you had gone away.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I don’t want to go away,” said Josephine.</p>
-
-<p>“If you were ever to come inside my cage you would have to stay for
-ever,” said Cromartie. He had recovered himself now, his moment of
-weakness was past. “And if you don’t decide to do that, I don’t think we
-can go on seeing each other at all. I think I shall die if I see you
-like this. We can never be happy together.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, we had better be unhappy together than<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_91" id="page_91">{91}</a></span> unhappy apart,” said
-Josephine. She had suddenly begun to cry.</p>
-
-<p>“My darling creature,” said Cromartie, “it’s all a silly mistake; but we
-will arrange things somehow. I’ll get the curator to have you in the
-next cage to me instead of that damned nigger, and we shall see each
-other all the time.”</p>
-
-<p>Josephine shook her head vigorously to get the tears out of her eyes,
-like a dog that has been swimming.</p>
-
-<p>“No, that won’t do,” she declared angrily, “that won’t do at all. It has
-got to be the same cage as yours or I won’t live in a cage at all. I
-haven’t come here to live in a cage by myself. I’ll share yours and be
-damned to everyone else.”</p>
-
-<p>She gave an angry laugh and shook her yellow hair back. Her eyes
-sparkled with tears, but she looked steadily at Cromartie. “Damn other
-people,” she repeated; “I care for nobody in the world but you, John,
-and if we are going to be put in a cage and persecuted, we must just
-bear it. I hate them all, and I’m going to be happy with you in spite of
-them. Nobody can make me feel ashamed now. I can’t help being myself and
-I will be myself.”</p>
-
-<p>“Darling,” said Cromartie, “you would be wretched here. It’s awful; you
-mustn’t think of it. I have a much more sensible plan. I can’t ask them
-to let me go. Anyhow I shan’t do that. But I am still so feeble that I
-can easily make myself really ill again, and then I think they will let
-me go and we can get married.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_92" id="page_92">{92}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“That won’t do,” said Josephine. “We can’t wait any longer, and you
-would die if you tried that. There was nothing about your not being
-allowed to marry in the contract when you came here, was there?” she
-asked. “You have only got to tell them that you are going to get married
-to-day, and that your wife is ready to live in your cage.”</p>
-
-<p>During this conversation several people had come into the Ape-house, and
-after looking at Josephine in a highly scandalised manner had gone out
-again, but now Collins came in. He looked rather puzzled and awkward
-when he saw Josephine, but she turned to him at once and said:</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Cromartie and I wish to see the curator; will you please find him
-and ask him to come here?”</p>
-
-<p>“Very good,” said Collins; then catching sight of Joe Tennison gazing at
-Cromartie and the lady from a distance of three feet, with his yellow
-eyeballs almost popping out of his sooty face, he sternly ordered him to
-go into the back room of his cage.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I can tell you something, I can tell you what you’ld never
-believe,” cried Joe, but Collins silently pointed his finger at him, and
-the nigger jumped up and slowly beat a retreat into his own quarters.</p>
-
-<p>Ten minutes later the curator came in.</p>
-
-<p>“Come round to the back where we can talk more conveniently, Miss
-Lackett,” he said. Then he unlocked the door of the inner cage or den
-and Josephine walked in. They sat down.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_93" id="page_93">{93}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“I have asked Miss Lackett to marry me, and have been accepted,” said
-Cromartie rather stiffly. “I was anxious to tell you at once, so as to
-make arrangements with regard to the ceremony, which of course we wish
-to be carried out as privately as possible, and at once. After our
-marriage my wife is prepared to live with me in this cage, unless of
-course you arrange for us to have other quarters.”</p>
-
-<p>The curator suddenly laughed, a loud, good-natured, hearty laugh. To
-Cromartie it seemed a piece of brutality, to Josephine a menace. They
-both frowned, and drew slightly together waiting for the worst.</p>
-
-<p>“I ought to explain to you,” the curator began, “that the committee has
-already considered what to do in the event of such a contingency as this
-occurring.</p>
-
-<p>“It is impossible, for various reasons, for us to keep married couples
-in the Man-house, and we decided that in the event of your mentioning
-marriage, Mr. Cromartie, that we should consider our contract with you
-at an end. In other words you are free to go, and in fact I am now going
-to turn you out.”</p>
-
-<p>As he said these words the curator rose and opened the door. For a
-moment the happy couple hesitated; they looked at each other and then
-walked out of the cage together, but Josephine kept hold of her man as
-they did so. The curator slammed the door and locked it on the forgotten
-Caracal, and then said:<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_94" id="page_94">{94}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Cromartie, I congratulate you very heartily; and my dear Miss Lackett,
-you have chosen a man for whom all of us here have the very greatest
-respect and admiration. I hope you will be happy with him.”</p>
-
-<p>Hand in hand Josephine and John hurried through the Gardens. They did
-not stop to look at dogs or foxes, or wolves or tigers, they raced past
-the lion house and the cattle sheds, and without glancing at the
-pheasants or a lonely peacock, slipped through the turnstile into
-Regent’s Park. There, still hand in hand, they passed unnoticed into the
-crowd. Nobody looked at them, nobody recognised them. The crowd was
-chiefly composed of couples like themselves.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
-<a href="images/i_094.jpg">
-<img src="images/i_094.jpg" width="100%" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></a>
-</div>
-
-<p class="fint">THE END</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_95" id="page_95">{95}</a></span>&nbsp; </p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_96" id="page_96">{96}</a></span>&nbsp; </p>
-
-<div class="figcenter">
-<img src="images/i_096.jpg" width="90" alt="[Image unavailable.]" />
-<p class="c">
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-</p></div>
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