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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Cosmic Bluff, by Mack Reynolds
-
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-Title: The Cosmic Bluff
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-Author: Mack Reynolds
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE COSMIC BLUFF ***
-
-
-
-
- THE COSMIC BLUFF
-
- By Mack Reynolds
-
- As Earth's Champion, Jak had challenged the
- Invaders to a duel in the Arena. It was a grand
- bluff, but they called it--with one of their own!
-
- [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
- Imagination Stories of Science and Fantasy
- October 1952
- Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
- the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]
-
-
-To everyone in the Solar System I was a big shot, understand? Everyone
-but two--the two that counted most. One of the two was Suzi, and the
-other was me. The difference was that Suzi made no bones about telling
-me I was a fake; in my own mind the knowledge was there but more or
-less subconscious.
-
-On this particular occasion Suzi was standing in the center of the half
-acre living room of my new penthouse on top the two hundred story
-Spacenter Building in Neuve Los Angeles. She had her hands on her hips
-and was glaring around at the furniture, the pictures, the statuary.
-
-She said bitingly, "Jak, you're a phony."
-
-"A what?" I complained. "Listen, Suzi, don't start calling me those
-prehistoric names again."
-
-"A phony," she said, "a humbug, a four flusher, a quack, a faker...."
-
-She'd finally got to a word I knew. "Hey," I protested, "what's this
-all about?"
-
-She indicated the portraits of me hanging on the wall. She pointed out
-the statuettes. She picked up a magazine and showed me the ad on the
-back page--me, endorsing a boomerang. I'd got a thousand credits for
-that.
-
-She went over to the bookcase and pulled out a copy of "How I Became
-Champ" and the first volume of "Gladiator Technique". Both by me. That
-is, ghost written for me; but my name was on the cover. She indicated
-two or three other books I was cashing in on.
-
-"You're a phony, Jak," she repeated. "You used to be a nice quiet
-fellow, actually more shy and retiring than was good for you. Now your
-head is swollen beyond bearing."
-
-I was getting a little hot about this. For the past few months I'd been
-acquiring the habit of having people look up to me, admiring me, asking
-for my autograph, that sort of thing.
-
-"Look here," I said. "Just because you've known me for years and
-just because for most of that time I've been chasing you, doesn't
-mean that the Gladiator Champion of the Solar System is a nobody." I
-finished with what I thought would be the clincher. "Let me tell you,
-there isn't one girl in a billion who wouldn't be glad to be in your
-shoes--engaged to Jak Dempsi."
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was the clincher all right. She took her hands from her hips and
-folded them over her breasts and glared. "Oh yes there is," she told
-me. "There's exactly one girl who isn't interested in being engaged to
-you Gladiator Jak Dempsi. Me," she snapped.
-
-I glared back at her. "Are you crazy?" I asked. "We're going to be
-married the day after tomorrow."
-
-"That's where you're wrong," she snapped again. "I became engaged to a
-nice, quiet, thoughtful, second-rate gladiator. A mistake happened and
-he wound up Solar System Champion--and a stuffed shirt. The engagement
-is off."
-
-"Second-rate gladiator...." I blurted indignantly, but she was already
-on her way, stamping across the Venusian Chameleon rug to the door.
-
-I was so surprised I stood there, letting her go. It took me a full
-minute to understand that Suzi had just run out on me. _Me!_ The
-victor at the Interplanetary Meet. The sole survivor of the scores of
-gladiators who fought it out once every ten years to see which planet
-of the System would dominate interplanetary affairs.
-
-I went over to the bookcase and wrenched out one of the many books on
-prehistoric times that Suzi was always insisting I read. That's Suzi's
-bug, if you didn't know. Prehistoric times, customs, history, language,
-legends--all of a period that most people don't even know ever
-existed, and don't care.
-
-The book was "Glossary of Ancient Terminology." I thumbed through it
-and finally found my words.
-
-"Stuffed shirt!" I yelped indignantly. "A _stuffed shirt_! Me?"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Ten minutes later I was in the Gladiator Room of the Spacenter Building
-and already had three or four slugs of _woji_ under my belt.
-
-"A stuffed shirt, yet. Me! Solar System Champ." I grunted sarcastically
-and made with a curt flip of my hand to the bartender. He was a
-Venusian spiderman, who of course, make the best barkeeps in the System.
-
-"Another woji," I ordered.
-
-A guy drifted down to me from the other end of the bar. "Hanging one
-on, Champ?" he asked. "You must be out of training."
-
-I looked him up and down. I'd never seen him before. However, in my
-position you have to be nice to the fans.
-
-I said, "Woji doesn't bother me. I _train_ on it." Suzi's words were
-still burning. I added, out of the side of my mouth, "If you really got
-it, you got it, and if you haven't you haven't and all the training in
-the world won't give it to you."
-
-I flexed my muscles. "Woji isn't going to hurt a man like me."
-
-He blinked in admiration. "Guess you're right at that, Champ," he said.
-"It's the second-raters that have to be watching everything they eat,
-everything they drink, everything they do."
-
-"Right," I told him, condescendingly.
-
-He climbed up on the stool next to me.
-
-"Have a woji?" I asked him. I was glad to have his company; at least
-it'd keep my mind off Suzi.
-
-"No thanks," he said, shuddering. "But I wouldn't mind a bloor."
-
-So I ordered him a bloor and another double woji for me.
-
-My new friend said hesitantly, "Champ, what'd 'ya think of these
-visitors, explorers, or whatever you want to call them, from Centaurus?"
-
-How is it that when you become a celebrity--no matter in what
-field--your opinions on every subject seem noteworthy to everybody
-else? I'd read a little about the Centaurians, seen an item or two on
-the viziscreen, but I didn't know anything about them worth mentioning.
-I was too busy with my own rapidly developing affairs to spend much
-time keeping up with Solar System news.
-
-"What about them?" I asked, noticing that my tongue was at last
-beginning to get a bit thick. I ordered another drink. The bartender
-started to protest, but then shrugged six of his shoulders and began
-mixing it.
-
-"Didn't you hear the latest?" the guy asked. "They're looking for room
-for colonization and the Solar System attracts them."
-
-It was shortly after this that the fog rolled in, and it didn't roll
-out again until the following morning when my manager gave me a
-dealcoholizer.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He was hopping mad. And when I say hopping mad I mean just that since
-Mari Nown, my manager, is a chicken-headed Mercurian _Bouncer_. A
-nationalized citizen of Terra, of course, but a Mercurian with all
-their characteristic excitability.
-
-When my head cleared, he was jumping up and down in front of me
-and waving a sheet of newspaper he'd torn off the recorder on the
-viziscreen.
-
-"Simmer down," I told him. "My head still aches, and besides, I can't
-understand what you're yelling about." I added nastily, "In fact, I
-can't understand how anything could happen that you'd yell about. All
-you do is sit around and let ten percent of everything I make roll into
-your pockets. You're probably the richest gladiator manager in the
-system and--"
-
-He stopped hopping long enough to fix me with a beady eye. Finally
-he became coherent. "And that's exactly what I want to remain!" he
-shrilled. "You stupid _makron_, what're you trying to do, get yourself
-killed?" He waved the news sheet again.
-
-I began to catch on to the fact that I must have done something the day
-before while under the influence of--ugh, I couldn't even think of the
-word without my stomach churning.
-
-"All right," I said. "What is it? I don't remember."
-
-He was prancing again. "You don't remember! I'll say you don't
-remember! If you did, you'd be hiding under the bed."
-
-That got to me. I raised up indignantly. "Hiding under the bed? Me? I
-don't have to hide from _anything_. I'm champ!"
-
-"That's pronounced _chump_," he whistled nastily. He tossed me the news
-sheet.
-
-The headline read: _Interplanetary Champ says issues between Solar
-System and Centaurus should be settled in the arena._
-
-"Did I say that?" I said interestedly. "When?"
-
-He was almost hopping again. "To that cub reporter in the Gladiator
-Room, you stupid _makron_!"
-
-"Don't swear at me," I growled. "I didn't know he was a reporter.
-Besides, what're you so excited about? Maybe it'd be a good idea."
-
-"Look at that next head," he shrilled.
-
-It read: _Centaurians accept challenge of Jak Dempsi._
-
-"Hey," I said, "that ought to be quite a fight. Who do you think we'll
-have representing the Solar System? A _Slaber_ from Jupiter would be a
-good bet. He--"
-
-There he went again. He screamed, "Of course! Of course, a _Slaber_
-would be best, _but you're the champion! A stupid idiot--but
-champion!_"
-
- * * * * *
-
-I gaped at that, then let my eyes go down to the news account. He was
-right. As champion, I was scheduled to meet the Centaurian gladiator.
-On the outcome would depend the fate of the System.
-
-"Well," I said slowly. "Guess it makes sense at that. I _am_ the best
-gladiator in the System."
-
-He closed his little bird eyes in anguish.
-
-I added, "As a matter of fact, I could use the exercise. I haven't had
-a meet in months." I eyed him accusingly. "What kind of a manager are
-you? Here I am, Solar System Champ and you haven't got me a fight since
-I won the Interplanetary Meet. The biggest drawing card in--"
-
-He'd got to the point where he was so mad he wasn't hopping any more.
-Just breathing real deep.
-
-He said, "The reason you haven't had any meets since you became champ
-is because I'd rather have a live champ making a good living endorsing
-Callipso Snak-goat Cheese--and me getting ten percent--than I would
-have a dead champ."
-
-"What'd'ya mean?" I scoffed. "Nobody gets killed in an exhibition
-match." I flexed my muscles. "Besides, I can take care of myself up
-against any earth-side gladiator after--"
-
-He glowered at me. "Anybody who killed the champ, by accident or
-otherwise, in an exhibition match, would have a nice reputation for
-himself. _You_ might go into the arena with the idea of not killing
-your opponent, but would _he_?"
-
-I shrugged uncomfortably. "I can take care of myself--"
-
-"Look," he shrilled, "let's go back over a little recent arena history.
-Less than a year ago you were a second-rater fighting at the state
-fairs. You went to Mars to watch the Interplanetary Meet which is held
-once every decade to decide interplanetary affairs. The ship carrying
-Terra's gladiators was lost in space and you were tossed in as an
-emergency replacement."
-
-"Sure," I said. "The first time a Terran ever won an Interplanetary
-Meet."
-
-He whistled disgustedly, "The first time a Terran ever lasted more than
-five minutes."
-
-"Well?" I said proudly.
-
-He pointed a few fingers at me. "BY A FLUKE! By using a lot of ideas
-you got from that quotation spouting girl friend of yours, you won by a
-fluke! Among other things, you _played possum_, as you called it, under
-a heap of corpses until all the others were either killed or wounded
-and then got up and finished them off. The fans throughout the system
-are still screaming about that."
-
-"Well, I'm still champ," I said truculently. "I licked them once,
-and...."
-
-"Aw, shut up," he shrilled. He whirled about and started for the door.
-"I'll see what I can do."
-
- * * * * *
-
-I didn't know what he meant by that, but I shrugged and rang for
-my breakfast. The twinge of conscience I felt inside, I manfully
-suppressed. I suppose that I really knew he was right, but I'd been
-getting a good deal of ego-boo the past months and it was hard--almost
-impossible, in fact--not to listen to it.
-
-By noon the dealcoholizer had completed its work and I felt more or
-less normal. I suppose I should have been worrying about the bout with
-the Centaurian, but I wasn't. Not particularly. I was worrying about
-Suzi.
-
-Suzi worked for a chain of publications as a female sports reporter
-covering the gladiator meets from the woman's angle. What she wanted
-to do was write books about primitive culture, and for years that had
-been the barrier between us. She couldn't stand the fact that I wasn't
-particularly interested in the ancients and spent half the time we
-had together in trying to fill me with the lore she thought the big
-interest in life. She'd even given me my professional name, explaining
-that the original Jak Dempsi was one of the outstanding gladiators in
-ancient times.
-
-At any rate, I knew where she usually had her lunch and made my way
-there, hoping to be able to patch things up. She'd promised to marry
-me, after I'd won the championship for Earth, and if there was anything
-I could do about it, I was going to see her hold to the engagement.
-
-The Interplanetary Viziscreen Service, the I.V.S., occupies a building
-in Neuve Los Angeles nearly as large as Spacenter. Almost all of the
-I.V.S. people eat in the Auto Cafe, and it was there I made my way.
-
-Soft music was playing as I entered and looked over the three acre
-expanse of tables. Of course, I didn't have to check them all--Suzi
-always sat in the sport section with perhaps a few hundred others.
-
-The soft pleasant dining music cut off abruptly and the autorch started
-blaring out an earsplitting tune that brought back enough of my
-headache to make me grimace.
-
-Several thousand heads came up and looked toward the entrance where I
-stood. A movement started somewhere or other and before you knew it,
-everybody in the place was standing on his feet and slapping his hands
-like crazy.
-
-Everybody but two.
-
-I could spot them now. Suzi and Alger Wilde were sitting at a table in
-the sport section. I made my way toward them.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Alger Wilde, I might as well explain here, is a _makron_ from the
-word _glorm_, if you'll pardon my language. He's been trying, in his
-smirking way, to get in with Suzi for almost as many years as I have,
-and until I won the championship was doing at least as well as I. His
-strong point was the fact that he was even further around the corner
-in regard to the ancients than was Suzi. They could sit and talk for
-hours about the primitive comic books and other cultural matters that
-the average person had no interest in whatsoever.
-
-I still didn't know what all the clapping was about, and I still didn't
-like the raucous music, but I ignored it all and made my way toward
-their table, rehearsing to myself what I was going to say to Suzi.
-
-When I got nearer, the two of them, self-consciously, also came to
-their feet and both made with feeble applause to the extent of clapping
-their hands together once or twice.
-
-I said, "What goes on here?"
-
-We all sat down--with me congratulating myself that Suzi didn't
-object--and Suzi, her eyes shining, gushed, "Oh Jak, isn't it
-wonderful?"
-
-I said, "I guess so. What?" I looked around the room in irritation.
-"What's all the noise about? I can hardly hear ourselves talk."
-
-Alger Wilde said stiffly, "It's the new anthem, _The Solar System
-Forever_. Very patriotic. It was just completed by a staff of more
-than three hundred of the System's outstanding musicians. I understand
-that it's being played on every viziscreen on nine planets and twenty
-satellites. On order of the governments of all Solar System League
-members, the musicians rushed it through."
-
-"It sounds like it," I growled. At least everybody had sat down again
-and were eating their lunch.
-
-The stars were still in Suzi's eyes. She said softly, "It's dedicated
-to you, Jak."
-
-"Huh?"
-
-Alger Wilde bit out, "Why'd you think everybody was clapping? You're
-the hero of the System." He added, barely audibly, "They know not what
-they do."
-
-It was beginning to dawn on me. My mind had been so full of Suzi that
-I'd almost forgotten about the Centaurian fight.
-
-Suzi cast her eyes down to the table and said softly, "I'm sorry about
-yesterday, Jak. When I heard about your heroic challenge I realized how
-wrong I was."
-
-I scowled and said, "I didn't exactly challenge them, just suggested
-that the whole thing ought to be settled in the arena. Maybe a _Slaber_
-or a Saturnian gladiator, or--"
-
-Alger said, satisfaction oozing, "But you're the Champ, Jak."
-
-And Suzi gushed, "So you'll certainly have the honor. Oh, Jak, our
-engagement will have to be postponed until after the fight."
-
- * * * * *
-
-There was a gleam in Wilde's eye. He said, "And _after_ the fight the
-marriage can take place. Only the brave deserve the fair, and; to the
-victor belongs the spoils, as the ancients used to say."
-
-I knew what he was thinking. If I was killed in the arena, he'd be back
-in the running for Suzi. I growled, "What the _kert_ do you mean by
-that, Wilde?"
-
-Suzi placed her hands over her ears. "Please, Jak, your language."
-
-Alger Wilde said indignantly, "Yes, what the hell is the idea talking
-that way before Suzi?"
-
-I said disgustedly, "I'll be a _makron_"--she covered her ears there,
-too--"if I understand how you two figure. I say _kert_ and you're
-shocked. Five seconds later Wilde says _hell_, an ancient word meaning
-practically the same thing, and it's all right."
-
-Wilde said indignantly, "It's an entirely different matter. _Hell_ is
-now a scholarly word, and quite acceptable. Of course, in ancient times
-it wasn't and when a cultivated person wished to use a strong expletive
-he said _Hades_, which was still a more ancient word meaning the same
-thing. Using the scholarly expression made it all right."
-
-"I give up," I said and turned to Suzi. "Let's get out of here. I want
-to talk to you."
-
-She said demurely, "Yes, dear."
-
-I grunted a goodbye to Wilde and arose. There was applause again and
-the autorch started blaring _The Solar System Forever_ as we left.
-
-"You could get awfully tired of music like that," I said.
-
-Suzi said, "Not me, Jak."
-
-The usually crowded street outside the I.V.S. Building was curiously
-empty, but I didn't pay much attention. I was trying to figure out
-some way of talking Suzi into marrying me before the fight, so it was
-several minutes before I noticed what was out of whack.
-
-A hundred yards before us, a hundred yards behind us, and across the
-street, were several scores of white uniformed officers, Solar League
-police, clearing the pedestrians, and even vehicular traffic from our
-way.
-
-I started to say, "What goes on here any--"
-
-But Suzi looked at me soulfully and said, "Your guard of honor, Jak.
-There's been some talk that the Centaurians might try to get at you
-before the meet."
-
-To quote one of Suzi's favorite primitive exclamations, _Oh, Brother_.
-
-"Look," I said. "I can't talk to you in front of all this. I feel like
-a parade. Let's go into a theatre, take a box and have this out."
-
-Suzi wasn't disagreeing with anything today.
-
- * * * * *
-
-We entered the theatre and made our way as quietly as possible toward a
-sound-proof box where we could be alone.
-
-Suddenly, the three dimensional figures on the stage faded, the
-lights went on and the autorch started blaring that confounded tune
-again. Everyone in the theatre turned, spotted us and arose and began
-whistling and clapping.
-
-I winced, but Suzi seemed to be in her glory. I hurried her along and
-we entered the enclosed box where at least we couldn't hear them after
-I'd turned off the sound device.
-
-Finally, the lights went out again. Instead of resuming the play,
-however, we had a flash of the face of the President of Terra. He spoke
-very seriously, very earnestly--and I had to sit through it after Suzi
-had switched on the sound again. He pointed out at some length that we
-all must maintain faith and calm and hold in our hearts the image of
-the champion of the Solar System, our own Terran Gladiator, Jak Dempsi.
-
-The President's face faded and was replaced with a still of mine.
-
-The audience rose to a man, faced our box and applauded like crazy. I
-had a sneaking suspicion that the show wasn't going to go on as long as
-Suzi and I were there.
-
-I said, "Let's get out of here before that autorch--" but I was too
-late. It started blaring _The Solar System Forever_ before we reached
-the door. Everybody was singing too, which made it worse. I hadn't
-known before that it had words.
-
-Otherwise, it was a successful evening. Particularly after I convinced
-the Solar System League officers that there was no need for around a
-dozen of them to be stationed in my apartment. I told them that they
-could patrol the corridors, my roof, and the street outside to their
-hearts' content, but my apartment was out. The officer in charge took
-another look at Suzi and evidently decided I was probably right--there
-are things more important than personal safety.
-
-The rest of the evening was spent by Suzi proving that she still loved
-me. She offered some excellent evidence. Anyway, it satisfied me....
-
- * * * * *
-
-I was awakened again the next morning by Mari Nown who, as he had the
-morning before, was waving a sheet of newspaper before my eyes. This
-could grow into a very unpleasant habit.
-
-But at least he wasn't hopping this time. In fact, he seemed quite
-pleased with himself.
-
-I turned over on my other side and growled, "Go away, I was having a
-beautiful dream about Suzi."
-
-He whistled happily, "I've done it for you, Jak. Everything'll be fine
-now."
-
-"That's good," I began sleepily, but then I sat upright in bed, with
-quick suspicion. "You've done what?" I grabbed the newspaper from his
-hand. It read, _Champ's Manager reveals he has Venusian Elephantiasis_.
-
-I stared at it and then at him. "What in _kert_ is Venusian
-Elephantiasis, and where'd you get the idea I have it?"
-
-He shrilled proudly, "I had to do a lot of research. It's one of the
-few diseases left in the system that's incurable. So rare, for one
-thing."
-
-I was still half asleep. I shook my head.
-
-He said, "Don't you get it? You won't have to fight now. You can retire
-from the arena, as undefeated champ, and make a top notch living for
-the rest of your life endorsing--"
-
-I jumped out of the bed and dashed to the telo, but even before I could
-reach it it glowed on and Suzi's face, cold as a winter day on Pluto,
-was there.
-
-Her eyes seemed to focus about three feet beyond my head and she said,
-"Jak Dempsi, you're a phony. A cheap, petty, _cowardly_ phony. Venusian
-Elephantiasis, indeed!" Her voice dripped scorn. "I never want to hear
-from you again."
-
-"_Suzi_, wait a minute. I can explain," I yelled. "My manager--" But
-the screen had died.
-
-I spun on him, but he wasn't at the side of the bed where I'd seen him
-last. Instead he was over at the Viziscreen, the glee gone from his
-chicken-like face, and anxiety beginning to become evident.
-
-He shrilled, "They can't do this to me. We're being robbed!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-I started for him, my fingers stretched out like claws. Here was one
-Mercurian _Bouncer_ who was going to have his neck wrung, like the fowl
-he resembled.
-
-Something in his attitude stopped me. I came up beside him and growled,
-"What now, you _makron_?"
-
-He pointed at the news sheet which had recorded the item.
-
-_Forty-three thousand Solar System scientists working on cure for
-Venusian Elephantiasis._
-
-He shrilled despairingly, "They'll have you cured in days."
-
-I snorted, "Especially since I haven't got it in the first place.
-Listen, what gave you the idea I wanted to get out of this fight,
-anyway? I'm not afraid--"
-
-He started hopping at that. "_You're_ not afraid! You're too stupid,
-too conceited to be afraid. _I'm_ afraid, understand? I'm your manager;
-I know how good a gladiator you are, and I'm afraid. I'm afraid first
-that you'll get killed and I'll lose the best thing I've ever had, but
-even more than that I'm afraid that this Solar System isn't going to be
-fit to live in after you lose this fight and the Centaurians take over."
-
-I growled truculently, "I can whip anybody in the Solar System and I
-can whip--"
-
-He flung two of his wing-arms up in despair. "We have _Slabers_, we
-have fast moving Spidermen, we have four armed Martians; but who do we
-get to represent us in the most important gladiatorial fight in history?
-A second-rate, inflated, balloon headed--"
-
-"Hey...." I protested indignantly.
-
-But he'd stopped of his own accord and clicked his heels in the
-Mercurian version of snapping of fingers in sudden inspiration.
-
-"Look," he whistled. "If they can put forty-three thousand scientists
-to work figuring out a way to cure a disease they think you have, why
-can't they put ten times that number--a thousand times--to work on some
-new weapons you can use against this Centaurian _makron_?"
-
-I scowled at him, not getting it. "You know better than that. In the
-arena the only weapons allowed are primitive ones, swords, spears,
-battle axes, boomerangs--"
-
-"Yes, yes," he shrilled excitedly, beginning to hop again. "But this
-is different. They--the Centaurians--don't know that." He clicked his
-heels together again. "It's the solution! We'll devise, in the next
-month, some sure thing weapon. You can't lose!"
-
-But I was worried more about Suzi than about the fight. I growled at
-him, "I don't need anything but my short sword. All I want to be sure
-about is that I'm in that fight, see? If I'm not I'll never see--"
-
-But he was already darting for the door.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Well, within the week the scientists had "cured" me of the disease that
-Mari Nown had dreamed up. I was scheduled for the fight again.
-
-But no word from Suzi. And no way of getting in touch with her. I tried
-everything, but Suzi just wasn't having any of me.
-
-We started my training, and it became more or less of an Earth-wide
-secret that the scientists were fixing me up with some secret weapons
-which would guarantee the victory. Most of the sportswriters who came
-to the training camp were tight lipped and disapproving about it--not
-quite playing the game, you know--but the governmental big shots who
-were trembling in their boots over the Centaurian threat, made it clear
-that anything was going to go to insure Solar System victory. So the
-reporters didn't print the stories they might have.
-
-Except for Suzi.
-
-Evidently the word got back to her about the weapons I was learning
-to use, and she let loose at me in her column. Nothing that the
-Centaurians would understand, of course, but the digs were there. She
-made it pretty clear that Jak Dempsi was a phony and that only with the
-use of unsportsmanlike weapons would he consent to go into the arena at
-all.
-
-She had some nasty comebacks, because sentiment was running pretty high
-throughout the League planets, and anybody saying a word against the
-Champ was apt to find himself mobbed. They were frightened, understand?
-The whole Solar System was frightened, and they couldn't bear the
-thought that I was less than their saviour.
-
-But Suzi kept it up. She was the only sports reporter in the system who
-dared point out what they were all probably feeling.
-
-The great trouble in the training was that we hadn't the vaguest idea
-of what the Centaurians looked like. Their tremendous ship, several
-times the size of the greatest of ours, hovered motionlessly over
-Krishna-Krishna, the Venusian capitol city, but thus far not one of
-them had been spotted. They communicated with us, blank-screened, and
-we had nothing to go on to decide whether or not they were humanoid, or
-even if they were air breathers, although the latter would seem likely
-if they wished to colonize the Solar System since all our life forms
-are based on oxygen.
-
-The only thing was to provide me with several weapons, one each for the
-various different types of creature our Centaurians might be. In fact,
-it was only by dint of argument that I was allowed to take my short
-sword with me into the arena when the day finally arrived. The managers
-who'd had my training in hand wanted to use the space and weight the
-sword would take up to carry another half dozen atomic grenades.
-
-I growled at them. "Listen, if these grenades are going to work--and
-how the _kert_ they could possibly fail to work, I don't know--_one_ of
-them will do the job. I'll take my sword along if only for a good luck
-charm; I've never been in an arena without it yet."
-
-And I added sarcastically, "This is going to be some fight, this is. I
-feel like a murderer."
-
-I kept the sword.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Needless to say, the amphitheatre was packed. Tens of thousands must
-have pauperized themselves for fare to Venus and for the highly priced
-seats. But whatever the cost, the stands were packed beyond belief.
-And, of course, throughout the system every man, woman and child, every
-brim, mador and loet, every--but you get the idea. Every intelligent
-living thing in the Solar System was glued to his viziscreen.
-
-And above the arena floated the Centaurian ship, silent, sinister.
-
-There were no preliminaries. That would have been too much.
-
-Instead, when the moment of conflict arrived, I came out into the
-arena--staggered, might have been the better word. I had a burden of
-weapons that was just about all I could carry.
-
-When the stands first saw me enter, they came to their feet and began a
-cheer that should have echoed and reechoed--but didn't. It died almost
-before it began. When they saw my equipment, the cheer faltered, then
-died in shame.
-
-They realized, those citizens from all over the Solar System, what was
-happening. The stakes were too high. The Solar System was trading honor
-for security. Instead of being armed with the traditional sword or
-spear, battleaxe or boomerang, I was laden with the most deadly devices
-our scientists could develop.
-
-As I said, the cheers died almost before they began.
-
-Maybe I flushed a little. I don't know. But I tightened my jaw. At
-least they didn't boo. Everyone in the stands knew the issue; however
-he writhed in shame there must be no indication to the Centaurians that
-we weren't playing the game, that we weren't living up to our own rules.
-
-I stood, my back to the judge's stand, and waited. To the left was the
-sports box, and I could make out Suzi, even at that distance. Her face
-was expressionless.
-
-A great helicopter suddenly and deftly detached itself from the
-Centaurian ship and gracefully swooped down. It was beautifully
-handled, settling to the opposite side of the arena as gently as a
-butterfly.
-
-A large door in its side opened, the Centaurian emerged, and a gasp
-from the stands went up; a gasp louder than the cheer that had
-originally greeted me.
-
-Of all Solar System intelligent life forms, Jupiter's _Slaber_ is by
-far the largest, and, for that reason, that and its natural armor
-shell, Jupiter had been winning the Interplanetary Meets two out of
-three times for centuries.
-
-But this hulking brute made the _Slaber_ seem a babe in arms. It
-resembled somewhat a six legged turtle, roughly twice the size of a
-Terran elephant. It had two lobster-like claws and four other limbs.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Evidently, it had decided to end the battle as quickly as possible,
-because without either salute or warning it headed for me, the dust
-churning up behind it as it came. Its legs were short but fantastically
-fast. They seemed a blur of speed and before I had got over the
-surprise of its appearance it was half way across the arena toward me.
-
-A shout, almost a moan, of warning went up from the stands, and
-suddenly those citizens of the Solar System were no longer ashamed of
-the weapons I carried, no longer contemptuous of my honor.
-
-I grasped my atomic grenade from its hook on my belt, dropped the
-projectile thrower to the ground to give my arm free play, and threw.
-
-Half the total acreage of the arena went up in a gust of dirt, dust,
-gravel and colored smoke. Seconds later I had been thrown prostrate
-by the blast. Probably half the amphitheatre's occupants had been
-similarly treated, and how many blast casualties might have been among
-them, I couldn't know.
-
-But at least, I thought, the fight was over and I'd done the Solar
-League's dirty work for it. I'd never be able to hold up my head again
-in a circle of gladiators, but the System was safe.
-
-I came to my feet and turned to go.
-
-A shout, incredulous, unbelieving, arose from the stands, drowning out
-the cries of those wounded by the blast of my grenade.
-
-I spun and stared.
-
-Crawling laboriously over the lip of the crater my grenade had caused
-was the Centaurian. One of his many limbs seemed limp and useless, and
-his shell was battered and begrimed, but he was still alive, and not
-too much the worse for wear.
-
-When it got to level ground again it seemed to pause momentarily,
-seeking me out.
-
-I grabbed up the heavy submachine gat--as Suzi tells me they called
-them in the old days--and threw it to my shoulder. The projectiles it
-threw were only half an inch in diameter but each of them packed a
-charge of atomic explosive.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I trained it and held the trigger down. The two hundred round drum was
-exhausted in less than a half minute, and the sound of the projectiles
-exploding against the shell of my foe was ear shocking in intensity.
-Once again, a cloud of smoke and dust enveloped the Centaurian. And
-only after the last cartridge had been expended and the submachine
-gat now useless, was the sigh of relief that went up over the stands
-audible.
-
-But through the smoke, of a sudden, charged the six legged Centaurian
-and my eyes almost bugged out of their sockets. He was seemingly not
-further injured.
-
-I dodged quickly to one side, stumbling over the gat I'd thrown away,
-thinking the fight over, and it uselessly empty. It was only the
-stumbling that saved me. I rolled to the side and it was past me and
-spinning about for another attack.
-
-The Centaurian growled in a thunderous voice, "And now the fight
-begins, Terran _makron_." Its bulk evidently was no indication of
-a lack of intelligence. It had already not only learned to speak
-Amer-English, but could swear in our language.
-
-I had one more major weapon in my deadly arsenal. I whipped the
-blunderbuss-nosed, pistol-like device from my belt and trained it.
-Even though shielded with my especially designed ear plugs, the
-subsonic sounds flowed over me, enveloped me, terrified me. What it was
-doing to the enemy I could only guess.
-
-Shaking my head in an attempt to clear it of the desperate, soul
-shaking fears brought on by the subsonic vibrator, I stared in the
-direction of the Centaurian.
-
-He seemed to be watching me, questioningly. And suddenly I understood
-that he was waiting for the weapon to work! He wanted to see what it
-was going to do.
-
-_It wasn't doing anything!_
-
-A quarter of a mile away, on the other side of the amphitheatre, and
-supposedly out of range, spectators were fainting in droves, literally
-thousands of them screaming or keeling over. But a few yards before me
-he stood unimpressed.
-
-I swore and threw the thing down, ripped off the rest of the belts and
-equipment they'd foisted upon me and reached for my sword.
-
-It dashed forward, extending a tentacle from its body that formerly I'd
-been unaware of. I swung desperately and the sword clanged against the
-limb. I darted backward, noticing a large dent in the cutting edge.
-
-Like a flash one of the lobster claws snapped out at me, nipping a cut
-in my left side, just below the ribs. Had it been another six inches
-over, I would have been cut in half.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I dashed to one side and it rushed past, stirring up a breeze as it
-went. How such a large creature could get up momentum so rapidly was a
-mystery to me.
-
-I grated out one of Suzi's slogans to give myself courage. _The bigger
-they are, the harder they fall._ And then it came to me that the
-trouble was that if they're big enough perhaps they don't get around to
-falling at all.
-
-It was about and after me again.
-
-I stood in its path, sword in hand, waiting. A massive groan went up
-from the stands.
-
-Just before it reached me, I darted forward, crouched low, and dashed
-under its belly. Here, if anywhere, was the soft spot. As I ran, I
-thrust desperately upward with all my strength, then I was suddenly
-completely under and beyond it.
-
-I spun around and stood there panting and staring at the end of my
-broken pointed sword.
-
-It turned too, as though looking to find my trampled body, and
-surprised that I'd survived. It was about thirty feet away, and
-seemingly resting.
-
-Suddenly from its mouth gushed forth a stream of flame, reaching out
-for me.
-
-It was only by the merest chance that my grenade-made crater was
-immediately behind me. I tripped again and fell backward, and the sheet
-of flame passed over me.
-
-A sigh went up from the stands.
-
-Suddenly, over the ridge it came tearing. Hoping, evidently, to catch
-me before I recovered from my fall.
-
-It had miscalculated and passed a good six feet to my right. I sprung
-to my feet and dashed over in time to deal its tail a smashing
-blow--and to accumulate another dent in my blade.
-
-At this pace, my strength was rapidly giving out, and his seemed as
-great as ever--but I was still quicker in that my size and build
-enabled me to turn, spin, dodge, more effectively.
-
-He tried twice more to get me with his flaming breath, and both times I
-was able to avoid it by inches. Or nearly so, at least. I kept my life,
-though hair and clothes were singed.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I had worked my way, involuntarily toward the press boxes, and took
-time to shoot up a desperate glance in Suzi's direction. Her face had
-lost its coldness now; her lips were parted in fear.
-
-Almost, I was able to smile. Suzi knew the signs--as did all the
-rest of the reporters--she'd seen too many meets not to know when a
-gladiator was using his last iota of strength and was on the verge of
-collapse. She knew--possibly even better than I--how long I could keep
-up this pace. And then--
-
-Seeing her, recalled her way of finding a slogan, a quotation of the
-ancients, for almost every situation that arose.
-
-And in the recalling one came to me!
-
-_Meet fire with fire._
-
-The Centaurian was emerging from the crater where its most recent
-charge had taken it. I ran with what speed I could muster to the
-Judges' stand and grasped one of the sacred Venusian torches that
-flanked the Judges' bench. I turned then and sped toward the enemy in
-hopes of getting him as he climbed over the crater edge.
-
-He saw me coming and tried ineffectively to scorch me with his flaming
-breath, but he was either growing weak, or had utilized all the fuel
-his body produced for the effort. The flame leaped out a mere six or
-eight feet.
-
-Holding the torch in hand, I dashed straight at him. As I had hoped,
-one of the lobster claws darted at me. I leaped nimbly to one side,
-bounced up upon the claw and scampered up it toward the four glaring
-eyes. I thrust the torch out and into them, hearing as though from a
-great distance, the cheer of victory that went up from the stands.
-
-Then sliding, falling, tumbling, I was on the ground again and hurrying
-as fast as possible from what I expected to be the painful, blinded
-throes of the thing.
-
-I turned and stared. It stood there, watching me. Showing no signs of
-distress.
-
-It rumbled, finally, angrily, "You can't fool me all of the time,
-Terran. Soon you will tire, then I will get you--"
-
-Suzi's books came back to me again. What was it I was trying to
-remember? I stood there panting, realizing the ridiculousness of
-standing exhausted in the middle of the arena and remembering odds and
-ends that Suzi had told me about the ancients.
-
-And then, just as the Centaurian headed for me again, it clicked.
-
-A silence had settled down over the crowd. Arena wise, through years
-of watching gladiatorial events, they knew my knees were sagging, my
-reflexes slowed, my muscles screaming protest.
-
-I stood there, sword in hand, directly in its path--waiting. It had
-said, "You can't fool me all of the time, Terran."
-
-And that's what had clicked.
-
-_You can fool some of the people some of the time...._
-
- * * * * *
-
-Praying that I had strength enough left for this, I waited until it
-was nearly upon me, its lobster claws out-thrust, its six heavy feet
-pounding. Then I jumped, to one side, back again. I bounded high to the
-knee joint of the second limb on the left, as the Centaurian skidded
-to a halt. A second scrambling leap and I was on its back. Half on my
-feet, half on my hands, I scampered forward toward its head, even as
-several tentacles made their way gropingly toward me.
-
-No, I wasn't looking for a soft spot for my now dull sword. I knew
-there wouldn't be any.
-
-The tentacles were reaching, almost touching me, but I ignored them. I
-found the tiny door right behind its massive head. I was right! I found
-the lock and sprung it.
-
-The door swung open and inside the tiny, leaded shielded compartment
-the little creature occupying it looked up at me fearfully.
-
-I grasped it by the scruff of the neck and hoisted it out of its seat.
-The "Centaurian Gladiator" had stopped completely now.
-
-I dropped to the ground and tossed the thing before me. It was about
-the size of, and looked considerably like a small Terran pig. It was
-pink, fat, and, as Suzi said later, cute. Right now I didn't appreciate
-its cuteness.
-
-"Please," it squealed, "don't touch me. I can't bear being hurt!"
-
-I kicked it where its hams would have been had it really been a pig.
-It squealed again and started out, hampered in its speed by its fat,
-running across the arena with me after it, giving it _kert_ with the
-toe of my boot.
-
-It dashed for the helicopter and I gave it one last kick as it
-scampered for the craft's door so that it flew the last four feet. In
-the background I could hear the crowd roaring like thunder.
-
-In seconds, the helicopter had taken off and returned to the spaceship
-above. It was swallowed up and the Centaurian ship blasted off and
-away. Evidently, it wasn't waiting to see what the Solar System fleet
-would do when the farce was made known.
-
-I turned, and for a moment stared at the robot the Centaurian had
-occupied. Then my injuries and fatigue caught up with me. The fog
-rolled in and I slumped to the arena sands.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I explained later in the hospital room to the diplomats, the I.V.S.
-reporters, and the others. And I made the explanation as short as
-possible.
-
-In the first place, how could a thing that big and awkward have handled
-the helicopter so gracefully? How could _any_ organic creature survive
-the explosion of an atomic grenade? How could it breath fire? How could
-it stand a burning torch being thrust into its eyes?
-
-But it was the quotation that had brought it all home to me. I suddenly
-realized I was being fooled--and another of Suzi's quotations came
-to mind. _This is a horse of another color._ Then it clicked in its
-entirety.
-
-_The Trojan Horse_, I had thought, something is inside. It's a robot, a
-mechanical fighting machine, like the tanks of old.
-
-Suddenly the diplomats and the reporters were gone and Suzi was there,
-the star dust in her eyes again.
-
-Before she could speak, I told her, humbly, "You were right, Suzi, I am
-a phony. I'm no champ. I was scared to death out there, when I found
-that all the super-weapons they'd made for me were--"
-
-"But, _darling_, you won!" She knelt beside the bed, but I turned my
-head away.
-
-"Won," I said bitterly. "Sure, by a fluke again. I won against a little
-half pint that could have been defeated by a child." I snorted in
-self-deprecation. "I wonder what the crowd out there is thinking. I
-enter the arena with enough weapons to depopulate a small planet, and
-it takes me half an hour to find out it's all a hoax."
-
-She remained kneeling there, but it was another voice that said, "The
-crowd doesn't see it that way, Jak." It was Alger Wilde, who had
-entered with my manager.
-
-"Of course not," Suzi insisted. "You didn't know what you were against,
-but you were in there all the time, taking on something worse than any
-gladiator in the System.--You proved yourself, Jak."
-
-Alger went to the window and opened it. "Listen to this," he said
-grudgingly. From the distance I could hear the arena crowd singing _The
-Solar System Forever_.
-
-Even Mari Nown was happy. It seemed as though the judges unanimously
-voted to make me Interplanetary Champ for the rest of my life. The
-situation was obvious. Terra couldn't afford to let anything happen to
-me now. As soon as I died, the next Interplanetary Meet would result in
-a new champ and a new change in the balance of power. Terra wouldn't
-allow me to fight--not even in exhibitions.
-
-Mari Nown's chicken head beamed as he bounced back and forth on his
-heels. "You're going to live to a ripe old age," he shrilled happily,
-"and the most dangerous thing you'll ever do is sign endorsements for
-Venusian Salt Water Taffy." He added, more happily still, "And I'll get
-ten percent of everything you make."
-
-"Everything but Suzi," I told him, sticking out an arm to encircle her.
-
-Alger Wilde frowned. "You know, Jak," he grunted, "I think you're right
-about that music. _The Solar System Forever_ is a raucous thing."
-
-It was welling, ever louder, through the window.
-
-"Oh, I don't know," I said as soon as I took my lips from Suzi's. "I'm
-beginning to like it."
-
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-<h1>THE COSMIC BLUFF</h1>
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-<h2>By Mack Reynolds</h2>
-
-<p>As Earth's Champion, Jak had challenged the<br />
-Invaders to a duel in the Arena. It was a grand<br />
-bluff, but they called it&mdash;with one of their own!</p>
-
-<p>[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from<br />
-Imagination Stories of Science and Fantasy<br />
-October 1952<br />
-Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that<br />
-the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p>To everyone in the Solar System I was a big shot, understand? Everyone
-but two&mdash;the two that counted most. One of the two was Suzi, and the
-other was me. The difference was that Suzi made no bones about telling
-me I was a fake; in my own mind the knowledge was there but more or
-less subconscious.</p>
-
-<p>On this particular occasion Suzi was standing in the center of the half
-acre living room of my new penthouse on top the two hundred story
-Spacenter Building in Neuve Los Angeles. She had her hands on her hips
-and was glaring around at the furniture, the pictures, the statuary.</p>
-
-<p>She said bitingly, "Jak, you're a phony."</p>
-
-<p>"A what?" I complained. "Listen, Suzi, don't start calling me those
-prehistoric names again."</p>
-
-<p>"A phony," she said, "a humbug, a four flusher, a quack, a faker...."</p>
-
-<p>She'd finally got to a word I knew. "Hey," I protested, "what's this
-all about?"</p>
-
-<p>She indicated the portraits of me hanging on the wall. She pointed out
-the statuettes. She picked up a magazine and showed me the ad on the
-back page&mdash;me, endorsing a boomerang. I'd got a thousand credits for
-that.</p>
-
-<p>She went over to the bookcase and pulled out a copy of "How I Became
-Champ" and the first volume of "Gladiator Technique". Both by me. That
-is, ghost written for me; but my name was on the cover. She indicated
-two or three other books I was cashing in on.</p>
-
-<p>"You're a phony, Jak," she repeated. "You used to be a nice quiet
-fellow, actually more shy and retiring than was good for you. Now your
-head is swollen beyond bearing."</p>
-
-<p>I was getting a little hot about this. For the past few months I'd been
-acquiring the habit of having people look up to me, admiring me, asking
-for my autograph, that sort of thing.</p>
-
-<p>"Look here," I said. "Just because you've known me for years and
-just because for most of that time I've been chasing you, doesn't
-mean that the Gladiator Champion of the Solar System is a nobody." I
-finished with what I thought would be the clincher. "Let me tell you,
-there isn't one girl in a billion who wouldn't be glad to be in your
-shoes&mdash;engaged to Jak Dempsi."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>It was the clincher all right. She took her hands from her hips and
-folded them over her breasts and glared. "Oh yes there is," she told
-me. "There's exactly one girl who isn't interested in being engaged to
-you Gladiator Jak Dempsi. Me," she snapped.</p>
-
-<p>I glared back at her. "Are you crazy?" I asked. "We're going to be
-married the day after tomorrow."</p>
-
-<p>"That's where you're wrong," she snapped again. "I became engaged to a
-nice, quiet, thoughtful, second-rate gladiator. A mistake happened and
-he wound up Solar System Champion&mdash;and a stuffed shirt. The engagement
-is off."</p>
-
-<p>"Second-rate gladiator...." I blurted indignantly, but she was already
-on her way, stamping across the Venusian Chameleon rug to the door.</p>
-
-<p>I was so surprised I stood there, letting her go. It took me a full
-minute to understand that Suzi had just run out on me. <i>Me!</i> The
-victor at the Interplanetary Meet. The sole survivor of the scores of
-gladiators who fought it out once every ten years to see which planet
-of the System would dominate interplanetary affairs.</p>
-
-<p>I went over to the bookcase and wrenched out one of the many books on
-prehistoric times that Suzi was always insisting I read. That's Suzi's
-bug, if you didn't know. Prehistoric times, customs, history, language,
-legends&mdash;all of a period that most people don't even know ever
-existed, and don't care.</p>
-
-<p>The book was "Glossary of Ancient Terminology." I thumbed through it
-and finally found my words.</p>
-
-<p>"Stuffed shirt!" I yelped indignantly. "A <i>stuffed shirt</i>! Me?"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Ten minutes later I was in the Gladiator Room of the Spacenter Building
-and already had three or four slugs of <i>woji</i> under my belt.</p>
-
-<p>"A stuffed shirt, yet. Me! Solar System Champ." I grunted sarcastically
-and made with a curt flip of my hand to the bartender. He was a
-Venusian spiderman, who of course, make the best barkeeps in the System.</p>
-
-<p>"Another woji," I ordered.</p>
-
-<p>A guy drifted down to me from the other end of the bar. "Hanging one
-on, Champ?" he asked. "You must be out of training."</p>
-
-<p>I looked him up and down. I'd never seen him before. However, in my
-position you have to be nice to the fans.</p>
-
-<p>I said, "Woji doesn't bother me. I <i>train</i> on it." Suzi's words were
-still burning. I added, out of the side of my mouth, "If you really got
-it, you got it, and if you haven't you haven't and all the training in
-the world won't give it to you."</p>
-
-<p>I flexed my muscles. "Woji isn't going to hurt a man like me."</p>
-
-<p>He blinked in admiration. "Guess you're right at that, Champ," he said.
-"It's the second-raters that have to be watching everything they eat,
-everything they drink, everything they do."</p>
-
-<p>"Right," I told him, condescendingly.</p>
-
-<p>He climbed up on the stool next to me.</p>
-
-<p>"Have a woji?" I asked him. I was glad to have his company; at least
-it'd keep my mind off Suzi.</p>
-
-<p>"No thanks," he said, shuddering. "But I wouldn't mind a bloor."</p>
-
-<p>So I ordered him a bloor and another double woji for me.</p>
-
-<p>My new friend said hesitantly, "Champ, what'd 'ya think of these
-visitors, explorers, or whatever you want to call them, from Centaurus?"</p>
-
-<p>How is it that when you become a celebrity&mdash;no matter in what
-field&mdash;your opinions on every subject seem noteworthy to everybody
-else? I'd read a little about the Centaurians, seen an item or two on
-the viziscreen, but I didn't know anything about them worth mentioning.
-I was too busy with my own rapidly developing affairs to spend much
-time keeping up with Solar System news.</p>
-
-<p>"What about them?" I asked, noticing that my tongue was at last
-beginning to get a bit thick. I ordered another drink. The bartender
-started to protest, but then shrugged six of his shoulders and began
-mixing it.</p>
-
-<p>"Didn't you hear the latest?" the guy asked. "They're looking for room
-for colonization and the Solar System attracts them."</p>
-
-<p>It was shortly after this that the fog rolled in, and it didn't roll
-out again until the following morning when my manager gave me a
-dealcoholizer.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>He was hopping mad. And when I say hopping mad I mean just that since
-Mari Nown, my manager, is a chicken-headed Mercurian <i>Bouncer</i>. A
-nationalized citizen of Terra, of course, but a Mercurian with all
-their characteristic excitability.</p>
-
-<p>When my head cleared, he was jumping up and down in front of me
-and waving a sheet of newspaper he'd torn off the recorder on the
-viziscreen.</p>
-
-<p>"Simmer down," I told him. "My head still aches, and besides, I can't
-understand what you're yelling about." I added nastily, "In fact, I
-can't understand how anything could happen that you'd yell about. All
-you do is sit around and let ten percent of everything I make roll into
-your pockets. You're probably the richest gladiator manager in the
-system and&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>He stopped hopping long enough to fix me with a beady eye. Finally
-he became coherent. "And that's exactly what I want to remain!" he
-shrilled. "You stupid <i>makron</i>, what're you trying to do, get yourself
-killed?" He waved the news sheet again.</p>
-
-<p>I began to catch on to the fact that I must have done something the day
-before while under the influence of&mdash;ugh, I couldn't even think of the
-word without my stomach churning.</p>
-
-<p>"All right," I said. "What is it? I don't remember."</p>
-
-<p>He was prancing again. "You don't remember! I'll say you don't
-remember! If you did, you'd be hiding under the bed."</p>
-
-<p>That got to me. I raised up indignantly. "Hiding under the bed? Me? I
-don't have to hide from <i>anything</i>. I'm champ!"</p>
-
-<p>"That's pronounced <i>chump</i>," he whistled nastily. He tossed me the news
-sheet.</p>
-
-<p>The headline read: <i>Interplanetary Champ says issues between Solar
-System and Centaurus should be settled in the arena.</i></p>
-
-<p>"Did I say that?" I said interestedly. "When?"</p>
-
-<p>He was almost hopping again. "To that cub reporter in the Gladiator
-Room, you stupid <i>makron</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't swear at me," I growled. "I didn't know he was a reporter.
-Besides, what're you so excited about? Maybe it'd be a good idea."</p>
-
-<p>"Look at that next head," he shrilled.</p>
-
-<p>It read: <i>Centaurians accept challenge of Jak Dempsi.</i></p>
-
-<p>"Hey," I said, "that ought to be quite a fight. Who do you think we'll
-have representing the Solar System? A <i>Slaber</i> from Jupiter would be a
-good bet. He&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>There he went again. He screamed, "Of course! Of course, a <i>Slaber</i>
-would be best, <i>but you're the champion! A stupid idiot&mdash;but
-champion!</i>"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I gaped at that, then let my eyes go down to the news account. He was
-right. As champion, I was scheduled to meet the Centaurian gladiator.
-On the outcome would depend the fate of the System.</p>
-
-<p>"Well," I said slowly. "Guess it makes sense at that. I <i>am</i> the best
-gladiator in the System."</p>
-
-<p>He closed his little bird eyes in anguish.</p>
-
-<p>I added, "As a matter of fact, I could use the exercise. I haven't had
-a meet in months." I eyed him accusingly. "What kind of a manager are
-you? Here I am, Solar System Champ and you haven't got me a fight since
-I won the Interplanetary Meet. The biggest drawing card in&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>He'd got to the point where he was so mad he wasn't hopping any more.
-Just breathing real deep.</p>
-
-<p>He said, "The reason you haven't had any meets since you became champ
-is because I'd rather have a live champ making a good living endorsing
-Callipso Snak-goat Cheese&mdash;and me getting ten percent&mdash;than I would
-have a dead champ."</p>
-
-<p>"What'd'ya mean?" I scoffed. "Nobody gets killed in an exhibition
-match." I flexed my muscles. "Besides, I can take care of myself up
-against any earth-side gladiator after&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>He glowered at me. "Anybody who killed the champ, by accident or
-otherwise, in an exhibition match, would have a nice reputation for
-himself. <i>You</i> might go into the arena with the idea of not killing
-your opponent, but would <i>he</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>I shrugged uncomfortably. "I can take care of myself&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Look," he shrilled, "let's go back over a little recent arena history.
-Less than a year ago you were a second-rater fighting at the state
-fairs. You went to Mars to watch the Interplanetary Meet which is held
-once every decade to decide interplanetary affairs. The ship carrying
-Terra's gladiators was lost in space and you were tossed in as an
-emergency replacement."</p>
-
-<p>"Sure," I said. "The first time a Terran ever won an Interplanetary
-Meet."</p>
-
-<p>He whistled disgustedly, "The first time a Terran ever lasted more than
-five minutes."</p>
-
-<p>"Well?" I said proudly.</p>
-
-<p>He pointed a few fingers at me. "BY A FLUKE! By using a lot of ideas
-you got from that quotation spouting girl friend of yours, you won by a
-fluke! Among other things, you <i>played possum</i>, as you called it, under
-a heap of corpses until all the others were either killed or wounded
-and then got up and finished them off. The fans throughout the system
-are still screaming about that."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'm still champ," I said truculently. "I licked them once,
-and...."</p>
-
-<p>"Aw, shut up," he shrilled. He whirled about and started for the door.
-"I'll see what I can do."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I didn't know what he meant by that, but I shrugged and rang for
-my breakfast. The twinge of conscience I felt inside, I manfully
-suppressed. I suppose that I really knew he was right, but I'd been
-getting a good deal of ego-boo the past months and it was hard&mdash;almost
-impossible, in fact&mdash;not to listen to it.</p>
-
-<p>By noon the dealcoholizer had completed its work and I felt more or
-less normal. I suppose I should have been worrying about the bout with
-the Centaurian, but I wasn't. Not particularly. I was worrying about
-Suzi.</p>
-
-<p>Suzi worked for a chain of publications as a female sports reporter
-covering the gladiator meets from the woman's angle. What she wanted
-to do was write books about primitive culture, and for years that had
-been the barrier between us. She couldn't stand the fact that I wasn't
-particularly interested in the ancients and spent half the time we
-had together in trying to fill me with the lore she thought the big
-interest in life. She'd even given me my professional name, explaining
-that the original Jak Dempsi was one of the outstanding gladiators in
-ancient times.</p>
-
-<p>At any rate, I knew where she usually had her lunch and made my way
-there, hoping to be able to patch things up. She'd promised to marry
-me, after I'd won the championship for Earth, and if there was anything
-I could do about it, I was going to see her hold to the engagement.</p>
-
-<p>The Interplanetary Viziscreen Service, the I.V.S., occupies a building
-in Neuve Los Angeles nearly as large as Spacenter. Almost all of the
-I.V.S. people eat in the Auto Cafe, and it was there I made my way.</p>
-
-<p>Soft music was playing as I entered and looked over the three acre
-expanse of tables. Of course, I didn't have to check them all&mdash;Suzi
-always sat in the sport section with perhaps a few hundred others.</p>
-
-<p>The soft pleasant dining music cut off abruptly and the autorch started
-blaring out an earsplitting tune that brought back enough of my
-headache to make me grimace.</p>
-
-<p>Several thousand heads came up and looked toward the entrance where I
-stood. A movement started somewhere or other and before you knew it,
-everybody in the place was standing on his feet and slapping his hands
-like crazy.</p>
-
-<p>Everybody but two.</p>
-
-<p>I could spot them now. Suzi and Alger Wilde were sitting at a table in
-the sport section. I made my way toward them.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Alger Wilde, I might as well explain here, is a <i>makron</i> from the
-word <i>glorm</i>, if you'll pardon my language. He's been trying, in his
-smirking way, to get in with Suzi for almost as many years as I have,
-and until I won the championship was doing at least as well as I. His
-strong point was the fact that he was even further around the corner
-in regard to the ancients than was Suzi. They could sit and talk for
-hours about the primitive comic books and other cultural matters that
-the average person had no interest in whatsoever.</p>
-
-<p>I still didn't know what all the clapping was about, and I still didn't
-like the raucous music, but I ignored it all and made my way toward
-their table, rehearsing to myself what I was going to say to Suzi.</p>
-
-<p>When I got nearer, the two of them, self-consciously, also came to
-their feet and both made with feeble applause to the extent of clapping
-their hands together once or twice.</p>
-
-<p>I said, "What goes on here?"</p>
-
-<p>We all sat down&mdash;with me congratulating myself that Suzi didn't
-object&mdash;and Suzi, her eyes shining, gushed, "Oh Jak, isn't it
-wonderful?"</p>
-
-<p>I said, "I guess so. What?" I looked around the room in irritation.
-"What's all the noise about? I can hardly hear ourselves talk."</p>
-
-<p>Alger Wilde said stiffly, "It's the new anthem, <i>The Solar System
-Forever</i>. Very patriotic. It was just completed by a staff of more
-than three hundred of the System's outstanding musicians. I understand
-that it's being played on every viziscreen on nine planets and twenty
-satellites. On order of the governments of all Solar System League
-members, the musicians rushed it through."</p>
-
-<p>"It sounds like it," I growled. At least everybody had sat down again
-and were eating their lunch.</p>
-
-<p>The stars were still in Suzi's eyes. She said softly, "It's dedicated
-to you, Jak."</p>
-
-<p>"Huh?"</p>
-
-<p>Alger Wilde bit out, "Why'd you think everybody was clapping? You're
-the hero of the System." He added, barely audibly, "They know not what
-they do."</p>
-
-<p>It was beginning to dawn on me. My mind had been so full of Suzi that
-I'd almost forgotten about the Centaurian fight.</p>
-
-<p>Suzi cast her eyes down to the table and said softly, "I'm sorry about
-yesterday, Jak. When I heard about your heroic challenge I realized how
-wrong I was."</p>
-
-<p>I scowled and said, "I didn't exactly challenge them, just suggested
-that the whole thing ought to be settled in the arena. Maybe a <i>Slaber</i>
-or a Saturnian gladiator, or&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>Alger said, satisfaction oozing, "But you're the Champ, Jak."</p>
-
-<p>And Suzi gushed, "So you'll certainly have the honor. Oh, Jak, our
-engagement will have to be postponed until after the fight."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>There was a gleam in Wilde's eye. He said, "And <i>after</i> the fight the
-marriage can take place. Only the brave deserve the fair, and; to the
-victor belongs the spoils, as the ancients used to say."</p>
-
-<p>I knew what he was thinking. If I was killed in the arena, he'd be back
-in the running for Suzi. I growled, "What the <i>kert</i> do you mean by
-that, Wilde?"</p>
-
-<p>Suzi placed her hands over her ears. "Please, Jak, your language."</p>
-
-<p>Alger Wilde said indignantly, "Yes, what the hell is the idea talking
-that way before Suzi?"</p>
-
-<p>I said disgustedly, "I'll be a <i>makron</i>"&mdash;she covered her ears there,
-too&mdash;"if I understand how you two figure. I say <i>kert</i> and you're
-shocked. Five seconds later Wilde says <i>hell</i>, an ancient word meaning
-practically the same thing, and it's all right."</p>
-
-<p>Wilde said indignantly, "It's an entirely different matter. <i>Hell</i> is
-now a scholarly word, and quite acceptable. Of course, in ancient times
-it wasn't and when a cultivated person wished to use a strong expletive
-he said <i>Hades</i>, which was still a more ancient word meaning the same
-thing. Using the scholarly expression made it all right."</p>
-
-<p>"I give up," I said and turned to Suzi. "Let's get out of here. I want
-to talk to you."</p>
-
-<p>She said demurely, "Yes, dear."</p>
-
-<p>I grunted a goodbye to Wilde and arose. There was applause again and
-the autorch started blaring <i>The Solar System Forever</i> as we left.</p>
-
-<p>"You could get awfully tired of music like that," I said.</p>
-
-<p>Suzi said, "Not me, Jak."</p>
-
-<p>The usually crowded street outside the I.V.S. Building was curiously
-empty, but I didn't pay much attention. I was trying to figure out
-some way of talking Suzi into marrying me before the fight, so it was
-several minutes before I noticed what was out of whack.</p>
-
-<p>A hundred yards before us, a hundred yards behind us, and across the
-street, were several scores of white uniformed officers, Solar League
-police, clearing the pedestrians, and even vehicular traffic from our
-way.</p>
-
-<p>I started to say, "What goes on here any&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>But Suzi looked at me soulfully and said, "Your guard of honor, Jak.
-There's been some talk that the Centaurians might try to get at you
-before the meet."</p>
-
-<p>To quote one of Suzi's favorite primitive exclamations, <i>Oh, Brother</i>.</p>
-
-<p>"Look," I said. "I can't talk to you in front of all this. I feel like
-a parade. Let's go into a theatre, take a box and have this out."</p>
-
-<p>Suzi wasn't disagreeing with anything today.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>We entered the theatre and made our way as quietly as possible toward a
-sound-proof box where we could be alone.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly, the three dimensional figures on the stage faded, the
-lights went on and the autorch started blaring that confounded tune
-again. Everyone in the theatre turned, spotted us and arose and began
-whistling and clapping.</p>
-
-<p>I winced, but Suzi seemed to be in her glory. I hurried her along and
-we entered the enclosed box where at least we couldn't hear them after
-I'd turned off the sound device.</p>
-
-<p>Finally, the lights went out again. Instead of resuming the play,
-however, we had a flash of the face of the President of Terra. He spoke
-very seriously, very earnestly&mdash;and I had to sit through it after Suzi
-had switched on the sound again. He pointed out at some length that we
-all must maintain faith and calm and hold in our hearts the image of
-the champion of the Solar System, our own Terran Gladiator, Jak Dempsi.</p>
-
-<p>The President's face faded and was replaced with a still of mine.</p>
-
-<p>The audience rose to a man, faced our box and applauded like crazy. I
-had a sneaking suspicion that the show wasn't going to go on as long as
-Suzi and I were there.</p>
-
-<p>I said, "Let's get out of here before that autorch&mdash;" but I was too
-late. It started blaring <i>The Solar System Forever</i> before we reached
-the door. Everybody was singing too, which made it worse. I hadn't
-known before that it had words.</p>
-
-<p>Otherwise, it was a successful evening. Particularly after I convinced
-the Solar System League officers that there was no need for around a
-dozen of them to be stationed in my apartment. I told them that they
-could patrol the corridors, my roof, and the street outside to their
-hearts' content, but my apartment was out. The officer in charge took
-another look at Suzi and evidently decided I was probably right&mdash;there
-are things more important than personal safety.</p>
-
-<p>The rest of the evening was spent by Suzi proving that she still loved
-me. She offered some excellent evidence. Anyway, it satisfied me....</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I was awakened again the next morning by Mari Nown who, as he had the
-morning before, was waving a sheet of newspaper before my eyes. This
-could grow into a very unpleasant habit.</p>
-
-<p>But at least he wasn't hopping this time. In fact, he seemed quite
-pleased with himself.</p>
-
-<p>I turned over on my other side and growled, "Go away, I was having a
-beautiful dream about Suzi."</p>
-
-<p>He whistled happily, "I've done it for you, Jak. Everything'll be fine
-now."</p>
-
-<p>"That's good," I began sleepily, but then I sat upright in bed, with
-quick suspicion. "You've done what?" I grabbed the newspaper from his
-hand. It read, <i>Champ's Manager reveals he has Venusian Elephantiasis</i>.</p>
-
-<p>I stared at it and then at him. "What in <i>kert</i> is Venusian
-Elephantiasis, and where'd you get the idea I have it?"</p>
-
-<p>He shrilled proudly, "I had to do a lot of research. It's one of the
-few diseases left in the system that's incurable. So rare, for one
-thing."</p>
-
-<p>I was still half asleep. I shook my head.</p>
-
-<p>He said, "Don't you get it? You won't have to fight now. You can retire
-from the arena, as undefeated champ, and make a top notch living for
-the rest of your life endorsing&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>I jumped out of the bed and dashed to the telo, but even before I could
-reach it it glowed on and Suzi's face, cold as a winter day on Pluto,
-was there.</p>
-
-<p>Her eyes seemed to focus about three feet beyond my head and she said,
-"Jak Dempsi, you're a phony. A cheap, petty, <i>cowardly</i> phony. Venusian
-Elephantiasis, indeed!" Her voice dripped scorn. "I never want to hear
-from you again."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Suzi</i>, wait a minute. I can explain," I yelled. "My manager&mdash;" But
-the screen had died.</p>
-
-<p>I spun on him, but he wasn't at the side of the bed where I'd seen him
-last. Instead he was over at the Viziscreen, the glee gone from his
-chicken-like face, and anxiety beginning to become evident.</p>
-
-<p>He shrilled, "They can't do this to me. We're being robbed!"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I started for him, my fingers stretched out like claws. Here was one
-Mercurian <i>Bouncer</i> who was going to have his neck wrung, like the fowl
-he resembled.</p>
-
-<p>Something in his attitude stopped me. I came up beside him and growled,
-"What now, you <i>makron</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>He pointed at the news sheet which had recorded the item.</p>
-
-<p><i>Forty-three thousand Solar System scientists working on cure for
-Venusian Elephantiasis.</i></p>
-
-<p>He shrilled despairingly, "They'll have you cured in days."</p>
-
-<p>I snorted, "Especially since I haven't got it in the first place.
-Listen, what gave you the idea I wanted to get out of this fight,
-anyway? I'm not afraid&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>He started hopping at that. "<i>You're</i> not afraid! You're too stupid,
-too conceited to be afraid. <i>I'm</i> afraid, understand? I'm your manager;
-I know how good a gladiator you are, and I'm afraid. I'm afraid first
-that you'll get killed and I'll lose the best thing I've ever had, but
-even more than that I'm afraid that this Solar System isn't going to be
-fit to live in after you lose this fight and the Centaurians take over."</p>
-
-<p>I growled truculently, "I can whip anybody in the Solar System and I
-can whip&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>He flung two of his wing-arms up in despair. "We have <i>Slabers</i>, we
-have fast moving Spidermen, we have four armed Martians; but who do we
-get to represent us in the most important gladiatorial fight in history?
-A second-rate, inflated, balloon headed&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Hey...." I protested indignantly.</p>
-
-<p>But he'd stopped of his own accord and clicked his heels in the
-Mercurian version of snapping of fingers in sudden inspiration.</p>
-
-<p>"Look," he whistled. "If they can put forty-three thousand scientists
-to work figuring out a way to cure a disease they think you have, why
-can't they put ten times that number&mdash;a thousand times&mdash;to work on some
-new weapons you can use against this Centaurian <i>makron</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>I scowled at him, not getting it. "You know better than that. In the
-arena the only weapons allowed are primitive ones, swords, spears,
-battle axes, boomerangs&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, yes," he shrilled excitedly, beginning to hop again. "But this
-is different. They&mdash;the Centaurians&mdash;don't know that." He clicked his
-heels together again. "It's the solution! We'll devise, in the next
-month, some sure thing weapon. You can't lose!"</p>
-
-<p>But I was worried more about Suzi than about the fight. I growled at
-him, "I don't need anything but my short sword. All I want to be sure
-about is that I'm in that fight, see? If I'm not I'll never see&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>But he was already darting for the door.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Well, within the week the scientists had "cured" me of the disease that
-Mari Nown had dreamed up. I was scheduled for the fight again.</p>
-
-<p>But no word from Suzi. And no way of getting in touch with her. I tried
-everything, but Suzi just wasn't having any of me.</p>
-
-<p>We started my training, and it became more or less of an Earth-wide
-secret that the scientists were fixing me up with some secret weapons
-which would guarantee the victory. Most of the sportswriters who came
-to the training camp were tight lipped and disapproving about it&mdash;not
-quite playing the game, you know&mdash;but the governmental big shots who
-were trembling in their boots over the Centaurian threat, made it clear
-that anything was going to go to insure Solar System victory. So the
-reporters didn't print the stories they might have.</p>
-
-<p>Except for Suzi.</p>
-
-<p>Evidently the word got back to her about the weapons I was learning
-to use, and she let loose at me in her column. Nothing that the
-Centaurians would understand, of course, but the digs were there. She
-made it pretty clear that Jak Dempsi was a phony and that only with the
-use of unsportsmanlike weapons would he consent to go into the arena at
-all.</p>
-
-<p>She had some nasty comebacks, because sentiment was running pretty high
-throughout the League planets, and anybody saying a word against the
-Champ was apt to find himself mobbed. They were frightened, understand?
-The whole Solar System was frightened, and they couldn't bear the
-thought that I was less than their saviour.</p>
-
-<p>But Suzi kept it up. She was the only sports reporter in the system who
-dared point out what they were all probably feeling.</p>
-
-<p>The great trouble in the training was that we hadn't the vaguest idea
-of what the Centaurians looked like. Their tremendous ship, several
-times the size of the greatest of ours, hovered motionlessly over
-Krishna-Krishna, the Venusian capitol city, but thus far not one of
-them had been spotted. They communicated with us, blank-screened, and
-we had nothing to go on to decide whether or not they were humanoid, or
-even if they were air breathers, although the latter would seem likely
-if they wished to colonize the Solar System since all our life forms
-are based on oxygen.</p>
-
-<p>The only thing was to provide me with several weapons, one each for the
-various different types of creature our Centaurians might be. In fact,
-it was only by dint of argument that I was allowed to take my short
-sword with me into the arena when the day finally arrived. The managers
-who'd had my training in hand wanted to use the space and weight the
-sword would take up to carry another half dozen atomic grenades.</p>
-
-<p>I growled at them. "Listen, if these grenades are going to work&mdash;and
-how the <i>kert</i> they could possibly fail to work, I don't know&mdash;<i>one</i> of
-them will do the job. I'll take my sword along if only for a good luck
-charm; I've never been in an arena without it yet."</p>
-
-<p>And I added sarcastically, "This is going to be some fight, this is. I
-feel like a murderer."</p>
-
-<p>I kept the sword.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Needless to say, the amphitheatre was packed. Tens of thousands must
-have pauperized themselves for fare to Venus and for the highly priced
-seats. But whatever the cost, the stands were packed beyond belief.
-And, of course, throughout the system every man, woman and child, every
-brim, mador and loet, every&mdash;but you get the idea. Every intelligent
-living thing in the Solar System was glued to his viziscreen.</p>
-
-<p>And above the arena floated the Centaurian ship, silent, sinister.</p>
-
-<p>There were no preliminaries. That would have been too much.</p>
-
-<p>Instead, when the moment of conflict arrived, I came out into the
-arena&mdash;staggered, might have been the better word. I had a burden of
-weapons that was just about all I could carry.</p>
-
-<p>When the stands first saw me enter, they came to their feet and began a
-cheer that should have echoed and reechoed&mdash;but didn't. It died almost
-before it began. When they saw my equipment, the cheer faltered, then
-died in shame.</p>
-
-<p>They realized, those citizens from all over the Solar System, what was
-happening. The stakes were too high. The Solar System was trading honor
-for security. Instead of being armed with the traditional sword or
-spear, battleaxe or boomerang, I was laden with the most deadly devices
-our scientists could develop.</p>
-
-<p>As I said, the cheers died almost before they began.</p>
-
-<p>Maybe I flushed a little. I don't know. But I tightened my jaw. At
-least they didn't boo. Everyone in the stands knew the issue; however
-he writhed in shame there must be no indication to the Centaurians that
-we weren't playing the game, that we weren't living up to our own rules.</p>
-
-<p>I stood, my back to the judge's stand, and waited. To the left was the
-sports box, and I could make out Suzi, even at that distance. Her face
-was expressionless.</p>
-
-<p>A great helicopter suddenly and deftly detached itself from the
-Centaurian ship and gracefully swooped down. It was beautifully
-handled, settling to the opposite side of the arena as gently as a
-butterfly.</p>
-
-<p>A large door in its side opened, the Centaurian emerged, and a gasp
-from the stands went up; a gasp louder than the cheer that had
-originally greeted me.</p>
-
-<p>Of all Solar System intelligent life forms, Jupiter's <i>Slaber</i> is by
-far the largest, and, for that reason, that and its natural armor
-shell, Jupiter had been winning the Interplanetary Meets two out of
-three times for centuries.</p>
-
-<p>But this hulking brute made the <i>Slaber</i> seem a babe in arms. It
-resembled somewhat a six legged turtle, roughly twice the size of a
-Terran elephant. It had two lobster-like claws and four other limbs.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Evidently, it had decided to end the battle as quickly as possible,
-because without either salute or warning it headed for me, the dust
-churning up behind it as it came. Its legs were short but fantastically
-fast. They seemed a blur of speed and before I had got over the
-surprise of its appearance it was half way across the arena toward me.</p>
-
-<p>A shout, almost a moan, of warning went up from the stands, and
-suddenly those citizens of the Solar System were no longer ashamed of
-the weapons I carried, no longer contemptuous of my honor.</p>
-
-<p>I grasped my atomic grenade from its hook on my belt, dropped the
-projectile thrower to the ground to give my arm free play, and threw.</p>
-
-<p>Half the total acreage of the arena went up in a gust of dirt, dust,
-gravel and colored smoke. Seconds later I had been thrown prostrate
-by the blast. Probably half the amphitheatre's occupants had been
-similarly treated, and how many blast casualties might have been among
-them, I couldn't know.</p>
-
-<p>But at least, I thought, the fight was over and I'd done the Solar
-League's dirty work for it. I'd never be able to hold up my head again
-in a circle of gladiators, but the System was safe.</p>
-
-<p>I came to my feet and turned to go.</p>
-
-<p>A shout, incredulous, unbelieving, arose from the stands, drowning out
-the cries of those wounded by the blast of my grenade.</p>
-
-<p>I spun and stared.</p>
-
-<p>Crawling laboriously over the lip of the crater my grenade had caused
-was the Centaurian. One of his many limbs seemed limp and useless, and
-his shell was battered and begrimed, but he was still alive, and not
-too much the worse for wear.</p>
-
-<p>When it got to level ground again it seemed to pause momentarily,
-seeking me out.</p>
-
-<p>I grabbed up the heavy submachine gat&mdash;as Suzi tells me they called
-them in the old days&mdash;and threw it to my shoulder. The projectiles it
-threw were only half an inch in diameter but each of them packed a
-charge of atomic explosive.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I trained it and held the trigger down. The two hundred round drum was
-exhausted in less than a half minute, and the sound of the projectiles
-exploding against the shell of my foe was ear shocking in intensity.
-Once again, a cloud of smoke and dust enveloped the Centaurian. And
-only after the last cartridge had been expended and the submachine
-gat now useless, was the sigh of relief that went up over the stands
-audible.</p>
-
-<p>But through the smoke, of a sudden, charged the six legged Centaurian
-and my eyes almost bugged out of their sockets. He was seemingly not
-further injured.</p>
-
-<p>I dodged quickly to one side, stumbling over the gat I'd thrown away,
-thinking the fight over, and it uselessly empty. It was only the
-stumbling that saved me. I rolled to the side and it was past me and
-spinning about for another attack.</p>
-
-<p>The Centaurian growled in a thunderous voice, "And now the fight
-begins, Terran <i>makron</i>." Its bulk evidently was no indication of
-a lack of intelligence. It had already not only learned to speak
-Amer-English, but could swear in our language.</p>
-
-<p>I had one more major weapon in my deadly arsenal. I whipped the
-blunderbuss-nosed, pistol-like device from my belt and trained it.
-Even though shielded with my especially designed ear plugs, the
-subsonic sounds flowed over me, enveloped me, terrified me. What it was
-doing to the enemy I could only guess.</p>
-
-<p>Shaking my head in an attempt to clear it of the desperate, soul
-shaking fears brought on by the subsonic vibrator, I stared in the
-direction of the Centaurian.</p>
-
-<p>He seemed to be watching me, questioningly. And suddenly I understood
-that he was waiting for the weapon to work! He wanted to see what it
-was going to do.</p>
-
-<p><i>It wasn't doing anything!</i></p>
-
-<p>A quarter of a mile away, on the other side of the amphitheatre, and
-supposedly out of range, spectators were fainting in droves, literally
-thousands of them screaming or keeling over. But a few yards before me
-he stood unimpressed.</p>
-
-<p>I swore and threw the thing down, ripped off the rest of the belts and
-equipment they'd foisted upon me and reached for my sword.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/illus.jpg" alt=""/>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p>It dashed forward, extending a tentacle from its body that formerly I'd
-been unaware of. I swung desperately and the sword clanged against the
-limb. I darted backward, noticing a large dent in the cutting edge.</p>
-
-<p>Like a flash one of the lobster claws snapped out at me, nipping a cut
-in my left side, just below the ribs. Had it been another six inches
-over, I would have been cut in half.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I dashed to one side and it rushed past, stirring up a breeze as it
-went. How such a large creature could get up momentum so rapidly was a
-mystery to me.</p>
-
-<p>I grated out one of Suzi's slogans to give myself courage. <i>The bigger
-they are, the harder they fall.</i> And then it came to me that the
-trouble was that if they're big enough perhaps they don't get around to
-falling at all.</p>
-
-<p>It was about and after me again.</p>
-
-<p>I stood in its path, sword in hand, waiting. A massive groan went up
-from the stands.</p>
-
-<p>Just before it reached me, I darted forward, crouched low, and dashed
-under its belly. Here, if anywhere, was the soft spot. As I ran, I
-thrust desperately upward with all my strength, then I was suddenly
-completely under and beyond it.</p>
-
-<p>I spun around and stood there panting and staring at the end of my
-broken pointed sword.</p>
-
-<p>It turned too, as though looking to find my trampled body, and
-surprised that I'd survived. It was about thirty feet away, and
-seemingly resting.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly from its mouth gushed forth a stream of flame, reaching out
-for me.</p>
-
-<p>It was only by the merest chance that my grenade-made crater was
-immediately behind me. I tripped again and fell backward, and the sheet
-of flame passed over me.</p>
-
-<p>A sigh went up from the stands.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly, over the ridge it came tearing. Hoping, evidently, to catch
-me before I recovered from my fall.</p>
-
-<p>It had miscalculated and passed a good six feet to my right. I sprung
-to my feet and dashed over in time to deal its tail a smashing
-blow&mdash;and to accumulate another dent in my blade.</p>
-
-<p>At this pace, my strength was rapidly giving out, and his seemed as
-great as ever&mdash;but I was still quicker in that my size and build
-enabled me to turn, spin, dodge, more effectively.</p>
-
-<p>He tried twice more to get me with his flaming breath, and both times I
-was able to avoid it by inches. Or nearly so, at least. I kept my life,
-though hair and clothes were singed.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I had worked my way, involuntarily toward the press boxes, and took
-time to shoot up a desperate glance in Suzi's direction. Her face had
-lost its coldness now; her lips were parted in fear.</p>
-
-<p>Almost, I was able to smile. Suzi knew the signs&mdash;as did all the
-rest of the reporters&mdash;she'd seen too many meets not to know when a
-gladiator was using his last iota of strength and was on the verge of
-collapse. She knew&mdash;possibly even better than I&mdash;how long I could keep
-up this pace. And then&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>Seeing her, recalled her way of finding a slogan, a quotation of the
-ancients, for almost every situation that arose.</p>
-
-<p>And in the recalling one came to me!</p>
-
-<p><i>Meet fire with fire.</i></p>
-
-<p>The Centaurian was emerging from the crater where its most recent
-charge had taken it. I ran with what speed I could muster to the
-Judges' stand and grasped one of the sacred Venusian torches that
-flanked the Judges' bench. I turned then and sped toward the enemy in
-hopes of getting him as he climbed over the crater edge.</p>
-
-<p>He saw me coming and tried ineffectively to scorch me with his flaming
-breath, but he was either growing weak, or had utilized all the fuel
-his body produced for the effort. The flame leaped out a mere six or
-eight feet.</p>
-
-<p>Holding the torch in hand, I dashed straight at him. As I had hoped,
-one of the lobster claws darted at me. I leaped nimbly to one side,
-bounced up upon the claw and scampered up it toward the four glaring
-eyes. I thrust the torch out and into them, hearing as though from a
-great distance, the cheer of victory that went up from the stands.</p>
-
-<p>Then sliding, falling, tumbling, I was on the ground again and hurrying
-as fast as possible from what I expected to be the painful, blinded
-throes of the thing.</p>
-
-<p>I turned and stared. It stood there, watching me. Showing no signs of
-distress.</p>
-
-<p>It rumbled, finally, angrily, "You can't fool me all of the time,
-Terran. Soon you will tire, then I will get you&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>Suzi's books came back to me again. What was it I was trying to
-remember? I stood there panting, realizing the ridiculousness of
-standing exhausted in the middle of the arena and remembering odds and
-ends that Suzi had told me about the ancients.</p>
-
-<p>And then, just as the Centaurian headed for me again, it clicked.</p>
-
-<p>A silence had settled down over the crowd. Arena wise, through years
-of watching gladiatorial events, they knew my knees were sagging, my
-reflexes slowed, my muscles screaming protest.</p>
-
-<p>I stood there, sword in hand, directly in its path&mdash;waiting. It had
-said, "You can't fool me all of the time, Terran."</p>
-
-<p>And that's what had clicked.</p>
-
-<p><i>You can fool some of the people some of the time....</i></p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Praying that I had strength enough left for this, I waited until it
-was nearly upon me, its lobster claws out-thrust, its six heavy feet
-pounding. Then I jumped, to one side, back again. I bounded high to the
-knee joint of the second limb on the left, as the Centaurian skidded
-to a halt. A second scrambling leap and I was on its back. Half on my
-feet, half on my hands, I scampered forward toward its head, even as
-several tentacles made their way gropingly toward me.</p>
-
-<p>No, I wasn't looking for a soft spot for my now dull sword. I knew
-there wouldn't be any.</p>
-
-<p>The tentacles were reaching, almost touching me, but I ignored them. I
-found the tiny door right behind its massive head. I was right! I found
-the lock and sprung it.</p>
-
-<p>The door swung open and inside the tiny, leaded shielded compartment
-the little creature occupying it looked up at me fearfully.</p>
-
-<p>I grasped it by the scruff of the neck and hoisted it out of its seat.
-The "Centaurian Gladiator" had stopped completely now.</p>
-
-<p>I dropped to the ground and tossed the thing before me. It was about
-the size of, and looked considerably like a small Terran pig. It was
-pink, fat, and, as Suzi said later, cute. Right now I didn't appreciate
-its cuteness.</p>
-
-<p>"Please," it squealed, "don't touch me. I can't bear being hurt!"</p>
-
-<p>I kicked it where its hams would have been had it really been a pig.
-It squealed again and started out, hampered in its speed by its fat,
-running across the arena with me after it, giving it <i>kert</i> with the
-toe of my boot.</p>
-
-<p>It dashed for the helicopter and I gave it one last kick as it
-scampered for the craft's door so that it flew the last four feet. In
-the background I could hear the crowd roaring like thunder.</p>
-
-<p>In seconds, the helicopter had taken off and returned to the spaceship
-above. It was swallowed up and the Centaurian ship blasted off and
-away. Evidently, it wasn't waiting to see what the Solar System fleet
-would do when the farce was made known.</p>
-
-<p>I turned, and for a moment stared at the robot the Centaurian had
-occupied. Then my injuries and fatigue caught up with me. The fog
-rolled in and I slumped to the arena sands.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I explained later in the hospital room to the diplomats, the I.V.S.
-reporters, and the others. And I made the explanation as short as
-possible.</p>
-
-<p>In the first place, how could a thing that big and awkward have handled
-the helicopter so gracefully? How could <i>any</i> organic creature survive
-the explosion of an atomic grenade? How could it breath fire? How could
-it stand a burning torch being thrust into its eyes?</p>
-
-<p>But it was the quotation that had brought it all home to me. I suddenly
-realized I was being fooled&mdash;and another of Suzi's quotations came
-to mind. <i>This is a horse of another color.</i> Then it clicked in its
-entirety.</p>
-
-<p><i>The Trojan Horse</i>, I had thought, something is inside. It's a robot, a
-mechanical fighting machine, like the tanks of old.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly the diplomats and the reporters were gone and Suzi was there,
-the star dust in her eyes again.</p>
-
-<p>Before she could speak, I told her, humbly, "You were right, Suzi, I am
-a phony. I'm no champ. I was scared to death out there, when I found
-that all the super-weapons they'd made for me were&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"But, <i>darling</i>, you won!" She knelt beside the bed, but I turned my
-head away.</p>
-
-<p>"Won," I said bitterly. "Sure, by a fluke again. I won against a little
-half pint that could have been defeated by a child." I snorted in
-self-deprecation. "I wonder what the crowd out there is thinking. I
-enter the arena with enough weapons to depopulate a small planet, and
-it takes me half an hour to find out it's all a hoax."</p>
-
-<p>She remained kneeling there, but it was another voice that said, "The
-crowd doesn't see it that way, Jak." It was Alger Wilde, who had
-entered with my manager.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course not," Suzi insisted. "You didn't know what you were against,
-but you were in there all the time, taking on something worse than any
-gladiator in the System.&mdash;You proved yourself, Jak."</p>
-
-<p>Alger went to the window and opened it. "Listen to this," he said
-grudgingly. From the distance I could hear the arena crowd singing <i>The
-Solar System Forever</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Even Mari Nown was happy. It seemed as though the judges unanimously
-voted to make me Interplanetary Champ for the rest of my life. The
-situation was obvious. Terra couldn't afford to let anything happen to
-me now. As soon as I died, the next Interplanetary Meet would result in
-a new champ and a new change in the balance of power. Terra wouldn't
-allow me to fight&mdash;not even in exhibitions.</p>
-
-<p>Mari Nown's chicken head beamed as he bounced back and forth on his
-heels. "You're going to live to a ripe old age," he shrilled happily,
-"and the most dangerous thing you'll ever do is sign endorsements for
-Venusian Salt Water Taffy." He added, more happily still, "And I'll get
-ten percent of everything you make."</p>
-
-<p>"Everything but Suzi," I told him, sticking out an arm to encircle her.</p>
-
-<p>Alger Wilde frowned. "You know, Jak," he grunted, "I think you're right
-about that music. <i>The Solar System Forever</i> is a raucous thing."</p>
-
-<p>It was welling, ever louder, through the window.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I don't know," I said as soon as I took my lips from Suzi's. "I'm
-beginning to like it."</p>
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