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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of My Story That I Like Best, by Ray Long
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and
-most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions
-whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms
-of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at
-www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you
-will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before
-using this eBook.
-
-Title: My Story That I Like Best
-
-Authors: Edna Ferber
- Irvin S. Cobb
- Peter B. Kyne
- James Oliver Curwood
-
-Editor: Ray Long
-
-Release Date: July 23, 2021 [eBook #65906]
-
-Language: English
-
-Produced by: Laura Natal Rodrigues at Free Literature (Images generously
- made available by Hathi Trust Digital Library.)
-
-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MY STORY THAT I LIKE
-BEST ***
-
-
-MY STORY THAT
-I LIKE BEST
-
-
-
-_By_
-
-EDNA FERBER
-
-IRVIN S. COBB
-
-PETER B. KYNE
-
-JAMES OLIVER CURWOOD
-
-MEREDITH NICHOLSON
-
-H. C. WITWER
-
-
-
-_With an Introduction_
-
-_by_
-
-RAY LONG
-
-_Editor of Cosmopolitan_
-
-1925
-
-NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
-Copyright 1925, by
-International Magazine Company
-New York
-
-FIFTH EDITION
-Printed November, 1925
-
-
-
-
-_THIS BOOK IS
-DEDICATED
-TO
-THAT GREAT NUMBER OF
-INTELLIGENT
-AMERICANS
-WHO ARE
-CONSTANT READERS
-OF
-COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE
-IT IS SENT TO YOU
-WITH THE
-CORDIAL GOOD WISHES
-OF THE WRITERS
-AND
-THE EDITOR_
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-Introduction By Ray Long
-The Gay Old Dog By Edna Ferber
-The Escape Of Mr. Trimm By Irvin S. Cobb
-Point By Peter B. Kyne
-Kazan By James Oliver Curwood
-The Third Man By Meredith Nicholson
-Money To Burns By H. C. Witwer
-
-
-[Illustration: RAY LONG]
-
-
-
-
-_INTRODUCTION by RAY LONG_
-
-
-In presenting this volume to you I am imagining that I am host for an
-evening. I have invited six of the distinguished writers of our time and
-asked them to relax over their coffee and in a mood of friendliness to
-discuss their own work. They have permitted me to have you sit with me
-and listen.
-
-An interesting group, surely. Miss Ferber, black-haired, dark-eyed,
-vivid, animation itself; Irvin Cobb, tall, heavy-set, with, as his
-daughter says, two chins in front and a spare in the rear; Peter B.
-Kyne, about five foot six, with the face and figure of a well-fed
-priest; Jim Curwood, tall, wiry, outdoorsy in every line and movement;
-Nicholson, my idea of an ambassador to the Court of St. James; Harry
-Witwer, with the poise and quickness that one learns in the ring. (He
-did fight as a youngster; that's why he can make you see a prize ring
-when he describes it.)
-
-Yes, an interesting group. Just as interesting to me today, after years
-of friendship, as to you, who may meet them for the first time. The sort
-of folks that wear well. The sort that haven't been spoiled by success.
-For each of them realizes the simplicity of the recipe that won his
-success. It can be told in few words: _Think better and work harder than
-your competitor._
-
-If you get to know these authors well, you will see that is all there
-has been to it: they have thought better and worked harder than the
-other fellow. And they are still doing it--thinking better and working
-harder: that's why their success endures. That's why their names are
-trade-marks for interesting, satisfying reading matter. As the
-manufacturer who establishes a trade-mark must not let his product
-deteriorate, lest he lose his customers, just so the successful writer
-must keep his product to high standard lest he lose his readers.
-
-I have asked each of the six to tell you which of all the stories he has
-written he likes best, but before they begin let me tell you what
-inspired my request.
-
-I grow irritated every now and then when some self-appointed critic
-arises to say that he has selected the best short stories for the year.
-What he means, of course, is that he has selected the stories which _in
-his opinion_ are best. More often than not, his opinion is worthless; it
-may even be harmful. For if those studying for a career in writing
-accept his views, they may be misled in what really constitutes the
-story of distinction.
-
-In this discussion there will be no effort to say that these stories
-excel in any year. What they represent is the selection by each of six
-authors of his own story which he likes best of all he has written. And
-inasmuch as each of these writers has been years at his trade, this
-forms a collection not only interesting to you and myself, but
-informative and valuable to the student of writing.
-
-Distinction in writing is determined by one test: endurance in public
-favor. Not the favor of any one or two persons, but of the great mass of
-readers.
-
-A critic here and there may--and often does--select some writer of
-freakish material and call him a genius, but that sort of genius is
-short-lived.
-
-Freakish writing never lasts. Individual manner of telling a story,
-yes--that is essential to distinction. But individuality that endures
-results from personality that pleases.
-
-No matter how much it may interest you to see a freak in a side-show,
-you would not want one as a lifelong friend. No matter how much it may
-interest you to see a piece of freakish writing, you would not keep it
-handy on your library shelves or table. As a curiosity, possibly; as a
-companion, never.
-
-You will want lifelong friendship with the stories of the six writers
-here. They are real writing by real writers. And I am proud of the
-privilege of introducing you thus informally to these six writers, just
-as I am proud of the fact that they are such vital factors in the
-success of Cosmopolitan Magazine under my editorship. I think I may
-boast that no editor ever brought together a more distinguished group.
-But enough of myself and my views. Let's listen to my guests.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-[Illustration: EDNA FERBER]
-
-
-
-
-_FOREWORD_
-
-
-_Most writers lie about the way in which they came to write this or that
-story. I know I do. Perhaps, though, this act can't quite be classified
-as lying. It is not deliberate falsifying. Usually we roll a
-retrospective eye while weaving a fantastic confession that we actually
-believe to be true. It is much as when a girl says to her sweetheart,
-"When did you begin to love me?" and he replies, "Oh, it was the very
-first time I saw you, when----" etc. Which probably isn't true at all.
-But he thinks it is, and she wants to think it is. And that makes it
-almost true._
-
-_It is almost impossible to tell just how a story was born. The process
-is such an intricate, painful, and complicated one. Often the idea that
-makes up a story is only a nucleus. The finished story may represent an
-accumulation of years. It was so in the case of the short story entitled
-"The Gay Old Dog."_
-
-_I like "The Gay Old Dog" better than any other short story I've written
-(though I've a weakness for "Old Man Minick") because it is a human
-story without being a sentimental one; because it presents a picture of
-everyday American family life; because its characters are of the type
-known as commonplace, and I find the commonplace infinitely more
-romantic and fascinating than the bizarre, the spectacular, the rich, or
-the poor; it is a story about a man's life, and I like to write about
-men; because it is a steadily progressive thing; because its ending is
-inevitable._
-
-_It seems to me that I first thought of this character as short-story
-material (and my short stories are almost invariably founded on
-character, rather than on plot or situation) when I read in a Chicago
-newspaper that the old Windsor Hotel, a landmark, was to be torn down.
-The newspaper carried what is known as a feature story about this. The
-article told of a rather sporty old Chicago bachelor who had lived at
-this hotel for years. Its red plush interior represented home for him.
-Now he was to be turned out of his hotel refuge. The papers called him
-The Waif of the Loop. That part of Chicago's downtown which is encircled
-by the elevated tracks is known as the Loop. I thought, idly, that here
-was short-story material; the story of this middle-aged, well-to-do
-rounder whose only home was a hotel. Why had he lived there all these
-years? Was he happy? Why hadn't he married? I put it down in my
-note-book (yes, we have them)--The Waif of the Loop. Later I discarded
-that title as being too cumbersome and too difficult to grasp.
-Non-Chicagoans wouldn't know what the Loop meant._
-
-_So there it was in my note-book. A year or two went by. In all I think
-that story must have lain in my mind for five years before I actually
-wrote it. That usually is the way with a short story that is rich, deep,
-and true. The maturing process is slow. It ripens in the mind. In such
-cases the actual mechanical matter of writing is a brief business. It
-plumps into the hand like a juicy peach that has hung, all golden and
-luscious, on the tree in the sun._
-
-_From time to time I found myself setting down odd fragments related
-vaguely to this character. I noticed these overfed, gay-dog men of
-middle age whom one sees in restaurants, at the theater, accompanied,
-usually, by a woman younger than they--a hard, artificial expensively
-gowned woman who wears a diamond bracelet so glittering that you
-scarcely notice the absence of ornament on the third finger of the left
-hand. Bits of characterization went into the note-book . . . "The kind
-of man who knows head waiters by name . . . the kind of man who insists
-on mixing his own salad dressing . . . he was always present on first
-nights, third row, aisle, right." I watched them. They were lonely,
-ponderous, pathetic, generous, wistful, drifting._
-
-_Why hadn't he married? Why hadn't he married? It's always interesting
-to know why people have missed such an almost universal experience as
-marriage. Well, he had had duties, responsibilities. Um-m-m--a mother,
-perhaps, and sisters. Unmarried sisters to support. The thing to do then
-was to ferret out some business that began to decline in about 1896 and
-that kept going steadily downhill. A business of the sort to pinch Jo's
-household and make the upkeep of two families impossible for him. It
-must, too, be a business that would boom suddenly, because of the War,
-when Jo was a middle-aged man. I heard of a man made suddenly rich in
-1914 when there came a world-wide demand for leather--leather for
-harnesses, straps, men's wrist watches. Slowly, bit by bit, the story
-began to set--to solidify--to take shape._
-
-_Finally, that happened which always reassures me and makes me happy and
-confident. The last paragraph of the story came to me, complete. I set
-down that last paragraph, in lead pencil, before the first line of the
-story was written. That ending literally wrote itself. I had no power
-over it. People have said to me: "Why didn't you make Emily a widow when
-they met after years of separation? Then they could have married."_
-
-_The thing simply hadn't written itself that way. It was unchangeable.
-The end of the story and the beginning both were by now inevitable. I
-knew then that no matter what happened in the middle, that story would
-be--perhaps not a pleasant story, nor a happy one, though it might
-contain humor--but a story honest, truthful, courageous and human._
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-_The_ GAY OLD DOG[1]
-
-By Edna Ferber
-
-
-Those of you who have dwelt--or even lingered--in Chicago, Illinois
-(this is not a humorous story), are familiar with the region known as
-the Loop. For those others of you to whom Chicago is a transfer point
-between New York and San Francisco there is presented this brief
-explanation:
-
-The Loop is a clamorous, smoke-infested district embraced by the iron
-arms of the elevated tracks. In a city boasting fewer millions, it would
-be known familiarly as downtown. From Congress to Lake Street, from
-Wabash almost to the river, those thunderous tracks make a complete
-circle, or loop. Within it lie the retail shops, the commercial hotels,
-the theaters, the restaurants. It is the Fifth Avenue (diluted) and the
-Broadway (deleted) of Chicago. And he who frequents it by night in
-search of amusement and cheer is known, vulgarly, as a Loop-hound.
-
-Jo Hertz was a Loop-hound. On the occasion of those sparse first nights
-granted the metropolis of the Middle West he was always present, third
-row, aisle, left. When a new Loop café was opened Jo's table always
-commanded an unobstructed view of anything worth viewing. On entering he
-was wont to say, "Hello, Gus," with careless cordiality to the head
-waiter, the while his eye roved expertly from table to table as he
-removed his gloves. He ordered things under glass, so that his table, at
-midnight or thereabouts, resembled a hotbed that favors the bell system.
-The waiters fought for him. He was the kind of man who mixes his own
-salad dressing. He liked to call for a bowl, some cracked ice, lemon,
-garlic, paprika, salt, pepper, vinegar, and oil and make a rite of it.
-People at near-by tables would lay down their knives and forks to watch,
-fascinated. The secret of it seemed to lie in using all the oil in sight
-and calling for more.
-
-That was Jo--a plump and lonely bachelor of fifty. A plethoric,
-roving-eyed and kindly man, clutching vainly at the garments of a youth
-that had long slipped past him. Jo Hertz, in one of those pinch-waist
-belted suits and a trench coat and a little green hat, walking up
-Michigan Avenue of a bright winter's afternoon, trying to take the curb
-with a jaunty youthfulness against which every one of his fat-incased
-muscles rebelled, was a sight for mirth or pity, depending on one's
-vision.
-
-The gay-dog business was a late phase in the life of Jo Hertz. He had
-been a quite different sort of canine. The staid and harassed brother of
-three unwed and selfish sisters is an under dog. The tale of how Jo
-Hertz came to be a Loop-hound should not be compressed within the limits
-of a short story. It should be told as are the photoplays, with frequent
-throwbacks and many cut-ins. To condense twenty-three years of a man's
-life into some five or six thousand words requires a verbal economy
-amounting to parsimony.
-
-At twenty-seven Jo had been the dutiful, hard-working son (in the
-wholesale harness business) of a widowed and gummidging mother, who
-called him Joey. If you had looked close you would have seen that now
-and then a double wrinkle would appear between Jo's eyes--a wrinkle that
-had no business there at twenty-seven. Then Jo's mother died, leaving
-him handicapped by a death-bed promise, the three sisters and a
-three-story-and-basement house on Calumet Avenue. Jo's wrinkle became a
-fixture.
-
-Death-bed promises should be broken as lightly as they are seriously
-made. The dead have no right to lay their clammy fingers upon the
-living.
-
-"Joey," she had said, in her high, thin voice, "take care of the girls."
-
-"I will, Ma," Jo had choked.
-
-"Joey," and the voice was weaker, "promise me you won't marry till the
-girls are all provided for." Then as Joe had hesitated, appalled: "Joey,
-it's my dying wish. Promise!" "I promise, Ma," he had said.
-
-Whereupon his mother had died, comfortably, leaving him with a
-completely ruined life.
-
-They were not bad-looking girls, and they had a certain style, too. That
-is, Stell and Eva had. Carrie, the middle one, taught school over on the
-West Side. In those days it took her almost two hours each way. She said
-the kind of costume she required should have been corrugated steel. But
-all three knew what was being worn, and they wore it--or fairly faithful
-copies of it. Eva, the housekeeping sister, had a needle knack. She
-could skim the State Street windows and come away with a mental
-photograph of every separate tuck, hem, yoke, and ribbon. Heads of
-departments showed her the things they kept in drawers, and she went
-home and reproduced them with the aid of a two-dollar-a-day seamstress.
-Stell, the youngest, was the beauty. They called her Babe. She wasn't
-really a beauty, but someone had once told her that she looked like
-Janice Meredith (it was when that work of fiction was at the height of
-its popularity). For years afterward, whenever she went to parties, she
-affected a single, fat curl over her right shoulder, with a rose stuck
-through it.
-
-Twenty-three years ago one's sisters did not strain at the household
-leash, nor crave a career. Carrie taught school, and hated it. Eva kept
-house expertly and complainingly. Babe's profession was being the family
-beauty, and it took all her spare time. Eva always let her sleep until
-ten.
-
-This was Jo's household, and he was the nominal head of it. But it was
-an empty title. The three women dominated his life. They weren't
-consciously selfish. If you had called them cruel they would have put
-you down as mad. When you are the lone brother of three sisters, it
-means that you must constantly be calling for, escorting, or dropping
-one of them somewhere. Most men of Jo's age were standing before their
-mirror of a Saturday night, whistling blithely and abstractedly while
-they discarded a blue polka-dot for a maroon tie, whipped off the maroon
-for a shot-silk, and at the last moment decided against a shot-silk, in
-favor of a plain black-and-white, because she had once said she
-preferred quiet ties. Jo, when he should have been preening his feathers
-for conquest, was saying:
-
-"Well, my God, I _am_ hurrying! Give a man time, can't you? I just got
-home. You girls have been laying around the house all day. No wonder
-you're ready."
-
-He took a certain pride in seeing his sisters well dressed, at a time
-when he should have been reveling in fancy waistcoats and brilliant-hued
-socks, according to the style of that day, and the inalienable right of
-any unwed male under thirty, in any day. On those rare occasions when
-his business necessitated an out-of-town trip, he would spend half a day
-floundering about the shops selecting handkerchiefs, or stockings, or
-feathers, or fans, or gloves for the girls. They always turned out to be
-the wrong kind, judging by their reception.
-
-From Carrie, "What in the world do I want of a fan!"
-
-"I thought you didn't have one," Jo would say.
-
-"I haven't. I never go to dances."
-
-Jo would pass a futile hand over the top of his head, as was his way
-when disturbed. "I just thought you'd like one. I thought every girl
-liked a fan. Just," feebly, "just to--to have."
-
-"Oh, for pity's sake!"
-
-And from Eva or Babe, "I've _got_ silk stockings, Jo." Or, "You brought
-me handkerchiefs the last time."
-
-There was something selfish in his giving, as there always is in any
-gift freely and joyfully made. They never suspected the exquisite
-pleasure it gave him to select these things; these fine, soft, silken
-things. There were many things about this slow-going, amiable brother of
-theirs that they never suspected. If you had told them he was a dreamer
-of dreams, for example, they would have been amused. Sometimes,
-dead-tired by nine o'clock, after a hard day downtown, he would doze
-over the evening paper. At intervals he would wake, red-eyed, to a
-snatch of conversation such as, "Yes, but if you get a blue you can wear
-it anywhere. It's dressy, and at the same time it's quiet, too." Eva,
-the expert, wrestling with Carrie over the problem of the new spring
-dress. They never guessed that the commonplace man in the frayed old
-smoking-jacket had banished them all from the room long ago; had
-banished himself, for that matter. In his place was a tall, debonair,
-and rather dangerously handsome man to whom six o'clock spelled evening
-clothes. The kind of man who can lean up against a mantel, or propose a
-toast, or give an order to a man-servant, or whisper a gallant speech in
-a lady's ear with equal ease. The shabby old house on Calumet Avenue was
-transformed into a brocaded and chandeliered rendezvous for the
-brilliance of the city. Beauty was here, and wit. But none so beautiful
-and witty as She. Mrs.--er--Jo Hertz. There was wine, of course; but no
-vulgar display. There was music; the soft sheen of satin; laughter. And
-he the gracious, tactful host, king of his own domain----
-
-"Jo, for heaven's sake, if you're going to snore, go to bed!"
-
-"Why--did I fall asleep?"
-
-"You haven't been doing anything else all evening. A person would think
-you were fifty instead of thirty."
-
-And Jo Hertz was again just the dull, gray, commonplace brother of three
-well-meaning sisters.
-
-Babe used to say petulantly: "Jo, why don't you ever bring home any of
-your men friends? A girl might as well not have any brother, all the
-good you do."
-
-Jo, conscience-stricken, did his best to make amends. But a man who has
-been petticoat-ridden for years loses the knack, somehow, of comradeship
-with men. He acquires, too, a knowledge of women, and a distaste for
-them, equaled only, perhaps, by that of an elevator-starter in a
-department store.
-
-Which brings us to one Sunday in May. Jo came home from a late Sunday
-afternoon walk to find company for supper. Carrie often had in one of
-her school-teacher friends, or Babe one of her frivolous intimates, or
-even Eva a staid guest of the old-girl type. There was always a Sunday
-night supper of potato salad, and cold meat, and coffee, and perhaps a
-fresh cake. Jo rather enjoyed it, being a hospitable soul. But he
-regarded the guests with the undazzled eyes of a man to whom they were
-just so many petticoats, timid of the night streets and requiring escort
-home. If you had suggested to him that some of his sisters' popularity
-was due to his own presence, or if you had hinted that the more
-kittenish of these visitors were probably making eyes at him, he would
-have stared in amazement and unbelief.
-
-This Sunday night it turned out to be one of Carrie's friends.
-
-"Emily," said Carrie, "this is my brother, Jo."
-
-Jo had learned what to expect in Carrie's friends. Drab-looking women in
-the late thirties, whose facial lines all slanted downward.
-
-"Happy to meet you," said Jo, and looked down at a different sort
-altogether. A most surprisingly different sort, for one of Carrie's
-friends. This Emily person was very small, and fluffy, and blue-eyed,
-and sort of--well, crinkly-looking. You know. The corners of her mouth
-when she smiled, and her eyes when she looked up at you, and her hair,
-which was brown, but had the miraculous effect, somehow, of being
-golden.
-
-Jo shook hands with her. Her hand was incredibly small, and soft, so
-that you were afraid of crushing it, until you discovered she had a firm
-little grip all her own. It surprised and amused you, that grip, as does
-a baby's unexpected clutch on your patronizing forefinger. As Jo felt it
-in his own big clasp, the strangest thing happened to him. Something
-inside Jo Hertz stopped working for a moment, then lurched sickeningly,
-then thumped like mad. It was his heart. He stood staring down at her,
-and she up at him, until the others laughed. Then their hands fell
-apart, lingeringly.
-
-"Are you a school-teacher, Emily?" he said.
-
-"Kindergarten. It's my first year. And don't call me Emily, please."
-
-"Why not? It's your name. I think it's the prettiest name in the world."
-Which he hadn't meant to say at all. In fact, he was perfectly aghast to
-find himself saying it. But he meant it.
-
-At supper he passed her things, and stared, until everybody laughed
-again, and Eva said acidly, "Why don't you feed her?"
-
-It wasn't that Emily had an air of helplessness. She just made you feel
-you wanted her to be helpless, so that you could help her.
-
-Jo took her home, and from that Sunday night he began to strain at the
-leash. He took his sisters out, dutifully, but he would suggest, with a
-carelessness that deceived no one, "Don't you want one of your girl
-friends to come along? That little What's-her-name--Emily, or something.
-So long's I've got three of you, I might as well have a full squad."
-
-For a long time he didn't know what was the matter with him. He only
-knew he was miserable, and yet happy. Sometimes his heart seemed to ache
-with an actual physical ache. He realized that he wanted to do things
-for Emily. He wanted to buy things for Emily--useless, pretty, expensive
-things that he couldn't afford. He wanted to buy everything that Emily
-needed, and everything that Emily desired. He wanted to marry Emily.
-That was it. He discovered that one day, with a shock, in the midst of a
-transaction in the harness business. He stared at the man with whom he
-was dealing until that startled person grew uncomfortable.
-
-"What's the matter, Hertz?"
-
-"Matter?"
-
-"You look as if you'd seen a ghost or found a gold mine. I don't know
-which."
-
-"Gold mine," said Jo. And then, "No. Ghost."
-
-For he remembered that high, thin voice, and his promise. And the
-harness business was slithering downhill with dreadful rapidity, as the
-automobile business began its amazing climb. Jo tried to stop it. But he
-was not that kind of business man. It never occurred to him to jump out
-of the down-going vehicle and catch the up-going one. He stayed on,
-vainly applying brakes that refused to work.
-
-"You know, Emily, I couldn't support two households now. Not the way
-things are. But if you'll wait. If you'll only wait. The girls
-might--that is, Babe and Carrie----"
-
-She was a sensible little thing, Emily. "Of course I'll wait. But we
-mustn't just sit back and let the years go by. We've got to help."
-
-She went about it as if she were already a little match-making matron.
-She corralled all the men she had ever known and introduced them to
-Babe, Carrie, and Eva separately, in pairs, and _en masse._ She arranged
-parties at which Babe could display the curl. She got up picnics. She
-stayed home while Jo took the three about. When she was present she
-tried to look as plain and obscure as possible, so that the sisters
-should show up to advantage. She schemed, and planned, and contrived,
-and hoped; and smiled into Jo's despairing eyes.
-
-And three years went by. Three precious years. Carrie still taught
-school, and hated it. Eva kept house, more and more complainingly as
-prices advanced and allowance retreated. Stell was still Babe, the
-family beauty; but even she knew that the time was past for curls.
-Emily's hair, somehow, lost its glint and began to look just plain
-brown. Her crinkliness began to iron out.
-
-"Now, look here!" Jo argued, desperately, one flight. "We could be
-happy, anyway. There's plenty of room at the house. Lots of people begin
-that way. Of course, I couldn't give you all I'd like to, at first. But
-maybe, after a while----"
-
-No dreams of salons, and brocade, and velvet-footed servitors, and satin
-damask now. Just two rooms, all their own, all alone, and Emily to work
-for. That was his dream. But it seemed less possible than that other
-absurd one had been.
-
-You know that Emily was as practical a little thing as she looked
-fluffy. She knew women. Especially did she know Eva, and Carrie, and
-Babe. She tried to imagine herself taking the household affairs and the
-housekeeping pocket-book out of Eva's expert hands. Eva had once
-displayed to her a sheaf of aigrettes she had bought with what she saved
-out of the housekeeping money. So then she tried to picture herself
-allowing the reins of Jo's house to remain in Eva's hands. And
-everything feminine and normal in her rebelled. Emily knew she'd want to
-put away her own freshly laundered linen, and smooth it, and pat it. She
-was that kind of woman. She knew she'd want to do her own delightful
-haggling with butcher and vegetable peddler. She knew she'd want to muss
-Jo's hair, and sit on his knee, and even quarrel with him, if necessary,
-without the awareness of three ever-present pairs of maiden eyes and
-ears.
-
-"No! No! We'd only be miserable. I know. Even if they didn't object. And
-they would, Jo. Wouldn't they?"
-
-His silence was miserable assent. Then, "But you do love me, don't you,
-Emily?"
-
-"I do, Jo. I love you--and love you--and love you. But, Jo, I--can't."
-
-"I know it, dear. I knew it all the time, really. I just thought, maybe,
-somehow----"
-
-The two sat staring for a moment into space, their hands clasped. Then
-they both shut their eyes, with a little shudder, as though what they
-saw was terrible to look upon. Emily's hand, the tiny hand that was so
-unexpectedly firm, tightened its hold on his, and his crushed the absurd
-fingers until she winced with pain.
-
-That was the beginning of the end, and they knew it.
-
-Emily wasn't the kind of girl who would be left to pine. There are too
-many Jo's in the world whose hearts are prone to lurch and then thump at
-the feel of a soft, fluttering, incredibly small hand in their grip. One
-year later Emily was married to a young man whose father owned a large,
-pie-shaped slice of the prosperous state of Michigan.
-
-That being safely accomplished, there was something grimly humorous in
-the trend taken by affairs in the old house on Calumet. For Eva married.
-Of all people, Eva! Married well, too, though he was a great deal older
-than she. She went off in a hat she had copied from a French model at
-Field's, and a suit she had contrived with a home dressmaker, aided by
-pressing on the part of the little tailor in the basement over on
-Thirty-first Street. It was the last of that, though. The next time they
-saw her, she had on a hat that even she would have despaired of copying,
-and a suit that sort of melted into your gaze. She moved to the North
-Side (trust Eva for that), and Babe assumed the management of the
-household on Calumet Avenue. It was rather a pinched little household
-now, for the harness business shrank and shrank.
-
-"I don't see how you can expect me to keep house decently on this!" Babe
-would say contemptuously. Babe's nose, always a little inclined to
-sharpness, had whittled down to a point of late. "If you knew what Ben
-gives Eva."
-
-"It's the best I can do, Sis. Business is something rotten."
-
-"Ben says if you had the least bit of----" Ben was Eva's husband, and
-quotable, as are all successful men.
-
-"I don't care what Ben says," shouted Jo, goaded into rage. "I'm sick of
-your everlasting Ben. Go and get a Ben of your own, why don't you, if
-you're so stuck on the way he does things."
-
-And Babe did. She made a last desperate drive, aided by Eva, and she
-captured a rather surprised young man in the brokerage way, who had made
-up his mind not to marry for years and years. Eva wanted to give her
-wedding things, but at that Jo broke into sudden rebellion.
-
-"No, sir! No Ben is going to buy my sister's wedding clothes,
-understand? I guess I'm not broke--yet. I'll furnish the money for her
-things, and there'll be enough of them, too."
-
-Babe had as useless a trousseau, and as filled with extravagant
-pink-and-blue and lacy and frilly things as any daughter of doting
-parents. Jo seemed to find a grim pleasure in providing them. But it
-left him pretty well pinched. After Babe's marriage (she insisted that
-they call her Estelle now) Jo sold the house on Calumet. He and Carrie
-took one of those little flats that were springing up, seemingly
-overnight, all through Chicago's South Side.
-
-There was nothing domestic about Carrie. She had given up teaching two
-years before, and had gone into Social Service work on the West Side.
-She had what is known as a legal mind--hard, clear, orderly--and she
-made a great success of it. Her dream was to live at the Settlement
-House and give all her time to the work. Upon the little household she
-bestowed a certain amount of grim, capable attention. It was the same
-kind of attention she would have given a piece of machinery whose oiling
-and running had been entrusted to her care. She hated it, and didn't
-hesitate to say so.
-
-Jo took to prowling about department store basements, and household
-goods sections. He was always sending home a bargain in a ham, or a sack
-of potatoes, or fifty pounds of sugar, or a window clamp, or a new kind
-of paring knife. He was forever doing odd little jobs that the janitor
-should have done. It was the domestic in him claiming its own.
-
-Then, one night, Carrie came home with a dull glow in her leathery
-cheeks, and her eyes alight with resolve. They had what she called a
-plain talk.
-
-"Listen, Jo. They've offered me the job of first assistant resident
-worker. And I'm going to take it. Take it! I know fifty other girls
-who'd give their ears for it. I go in next month."
-
-They were at dinner. Jo looked up from his plate, dully. Then he glanced
-around the little dining-room, with its ugly tan walls and its heavy,
-dark furniture (the Calumet Avenue pieces fitted cumbersomely into the
-five-room flat).
-
-"Away? Away from here, you mean--to live?"
-
-Carrie laid down her fork. "Well, really, Jo! After all that
-explanation."
-
-"But to go over there to live! Why, that neighborhood's full of dirt,
-and disease, and crime, and the Lord knows what all. I can't let you do
-that, Carrie."
-
-Carrie's chin came up. She laughed a short little laugh. "Let me! That's
-eighteenth-century talk, Jo. My life's my own to live. I'm going."
-
-And she went.
-
-Jo stayed on in the apartment until the lease was up. Then he sold what
-furniture he could, stored or gave away the rest, and took a room on
-Michigan Avenue in one of the old stone mansions whose decayed splendor
-was being put to such purpose.
-
-Jo Hertz was his own master. Free to marry. Free to come and go. And he
-found he didn't even think of marrying. He didn't even want to come or
-go, particularly. A rather frumpy old bachelor, with thinning hair and a
-thickening neck. Much has been written about the unwed, middle-aged
-woman; her fussiness, her primness, her angularity of mind and body. In
-the male that same fussiness develops, and a certain primness, too. But
-he grows flabby where she grows lean.
-
-Every Thursday evening he took dinner at Eva's, and on Sunday noon at
-Stell's. He tucked his napkin under his chin and openly enjoyed the
-home-made soup and the well-cooked meats. After dinner he tried to talk
-business with Eva's husband, or Stell's. His business talks were the
-old-fashioned kind, beginning:
-
-"Well, now, looka here. Take, f'rinstance your rawhides and leathers."
-
-But Ben and George didn't want to "take, f'rinstance, your rawhides and
-leathers." They wanted, when they took anything at all, to take golf or
-politics or stocks. They were the modern type of business man who
-prefers to leave his work out of his play. Business, with them, was a
-profession--a finely graded and balanced thing, differing from Jo's
-clumsy, downhill style as completely as does the method of a great
-criminal detective differ from that of a village constable. They would
-listen, restively, and say, "Uh-uh," at intervals, and at the first
-chance they would sort of fade out of the room, with a meaning glance at
-their wives. Eva had two children now. Girls. They treated Uncle Jo with
-good-natured tolerance. Stell had no children. Uncle Jo degenerated, by
-almost imperceptible degrees, from the position of honored guest, who is
-served with white meat, to that of one who is content with a leg and one
-of those obscure and bony sections which, after much turning with a
-bewildered and investigating knife and fork, leave one baffled and
-unsatisfied.
-
-Eva and Stell got together and decided that Jo ought to marry.
-
-"It isn't natural," Eva told him. "I never saw a man who took so little
-interest in women."
-
-"Me!" protested Jo, almost shyly. "Women."
-
-"Yes. Of course. You act like a frightened schoolboy."
-
-So they had in for dinner certain friends and acquaintances of fitting
-age. They spoke of them as "splendid girls." Between thirty-six and
-forty. They talked awfully well, in a firm, clear way, about civics, and
-classes, and politics, and economics, and boards. They rather terrified
-Jo. He didn't understand much that they talked about, and he felt humbly
-inferior, and yet a little resentful, as if something had passed him by.
-He escorted them home, dutifully, though they told him not to bother,
-and they evidently meant it. They seemed capable, not only of going home
-quite unattended, but of delivering a pointed lecture to any highwayman
-or brawler who might molest them.
-
-The following Thursday Eva would say, "How did you like her, Jo?"
-
-"Like who?" Jo would spar feebly.
-
-"Miss Matthews."
-
-"Who's she?"
-
-"Now, don't be funny, Jo. You know very well I mean the girl who was
-here for dinner. The one who talked so well on the immigration
-question."
-
-"Oh, her! Why, I liked her all right. Seems to be a smart woman."
-
-"Smart! She's a perfectly splendid girl."
-
-"Sure," Jo would agree cheerfully.
-
-"But didn't you like her?"
-
-"I can't say I did, Eve. And I can't say I didn't. She made me think a
-lot of a teacher I had in the fifth reader. Name of Himes. As I recall
-her, she must have been a fine woman. But I never thought of her as a
-woman at all. She was just Teacher."
-
-"You make me tired," snapped Eva impatiently. "A man of your age. You
-don't expect to marry a girl, do you? A child!"
-
-"I don't expect to marry anybody," Jo had answered.
-
-And that was the truth, lonely though he often was.
-
-The following spring Eva moved to Winnetka. Anyone who got the meaning
-of the Loop knows the significance of a move to a North Shore suburb,
-and a house. Eva's daughter, Ethel, was growing up, and her mother had
-an eye on society.
-
-That did away with Jo's Thursday dinner. Then Stell's husband bought a
-car. They went out into the country every Sunday. Stell said it was
-getting so that maids objected to Sunday dinners, anyway. Besides, they
-were unhealthy, old-fashioned things. They always meant to ask Jo to
-come along, but by the time their friends were placed, and the lunch,
-and the boxes, and sweaters, and George's camera, and everything, there
-seemed to be no room for a man of Jo's bulk. So that eliminated the
-Sunday dinners.
-
-"Just drop in any time during the week," Stell said, "for dinner. Except
-Wednesday--that's our bridge night--and Saturday. And, of course,
-Thursday. Cook is out that night. Don't wait for me to phone."
-
-And so Jo drifted into that sad-eyed, dyspeptic family made up of those
-you see dining in second-rate restaurants, their paper propped up
-against the bowl of oyster crackers, munching solemnly and with
-indifference to the stare of the passer-by surveying them through the
-brazen plate-glass window.
-
-And then came the War. The war that spelled death and destruction to
-millions. The war that brought a fortune to Jo Hertz, and transformed
-him, overnight, from a baggy-kneed old bachelor, whose business was a
-failure, to a prosperous manufacturer whose only trouble was the
-shortage in hides for the making of his product--leather! The armies of
-Europe called for it. Harnesses! More harnesses! Straps! Millions of
-straps. More! More!
-
-The musty old harness business over on Lake Street was magically changed
-from a dust-covered, dead-alive concern to an orderly hive that hummed
-and glittered with success. Orders poured in. Jo Hertz had inside
-information on the War. He knew about troops and horses. He talked with
-French and English and Italian buyers--noblemen, many of
-them--commissioned by their countries to get American-made supplies. And
-now, when he said to Ben and George "Take f'rinstance your rawhides and
-leathers," they listened with respectful attention.
-
-And then began the gay-dog business in the life of Jo Hertz. He
-developed into a Loop-hound, ever keen on the scent of fresh pleasure.
-That side of Jo Hertz which had been repressed and crushed and ignored
-began to bloom, unhealthily. At first he spent money on his rather
-contemptuous nieces. He sent them gorgeous fans, and watch bracelets,
-and velvet bags. He took two expensive rooms at a downtown hotel, and
-there was something more tear-compelling than grotesque about the way he
-gloated over the luxury of a separate ice-water tap in the bathroom. He
-explained it.
-
-"Just turn it on. Ice-water! Any hour of the day or night."
-
-He bought a car. Naturally. A glittering affair; in color a bright blue,
-with pale blue leather straps and a great deal of gold fittings, and
-wire wheels. Eva said it was the kind of thing a soubrette would use,
-rather than an elderly business man. You saw him driving about in it,
-red-faced and rather awkward at the wheel. You saw him, too, in the
-Pompeian room at the Congress Hotel of a Saturday afternoon when
-doubtful and roving-eyed matrons in kolinsky capes are wont to
-congregate to sip pale amber drinks. Actors grew to recognize the
-semi-bald head and the shining, round, good-natured face looming out at
-them from the dim well of the parquet, and sometimes, in a musical show,
-they directed a quip at him, and he liked it. He could pick out the
-critics as they came down the aisle, and even had a nodding acquaintance
-with two of them.
-
-"Kelly, of the _Herald_," he would say carelessly. "Bean, of the _Trib._
-They're all afraid of him."
-
-So he frolicked, ponderously. In New York he might have been called a
-Man About Town.
-
-And he was lonesome. He was very lonesome. So he searched about in his
-mind and brought from the dim past the memory of the luxuriously
-furnished establishment of which he used to dream in the evenings when
-he dozed over his paper in the old house on Calumet. So he rented an
-apartment, many-roomed and expensive, with a man-servant in charge, and
-furnished it in styles and periods ranging through all the Louis's. The
-living-room was mostly rose-color. It was like an unhealthy and bloated
-boudoir. And yet there was nothing sybaritic or uncleanly in the sight
-of this paunchy, middle-aged man sinking into the rosy-cushioned luxury
-of his ridiculous home. It was a frank and naĂŻve indulgence of
-long-starved senses, and there was in it a great resemblance to the
-rolling-eyed ecstasy of a schoolboy smacking his lips over an all day
-sucker.
-
-The War went on, and on, and on. And the money continued to roll in--a
-flood of it. Then, one afternoon, Eva, in town on shopping bent, entered
-a small, exclusive, and expensive shop on Michigan Avenue. Exclusive,
-that is, in price. Eva's weakness, you may remember, was hats. She was
-seeking a hat now. She described what she sought with a languid
-conciseness, and stood looking about her after the saleswoman had
-vanished in quest of it. The room was becomingly rose-illumined and
-somewhat dim, so that some minutes had passed before she realized that a
-man seated on a raspberry brocade settee not five feet away--a man with
-a walking stick, and yellow gloves, and tan spats, and a check suit--was
-her brother Jo. From him Eva's wild-eyed glance leaped to the woman who
-was trying on hats before one of the many long mirrors. She was seated,
-and a saleswoman was exclaiming discreetly at her elbow.
-
-Eva turned sharply and encountered her own saleswoman returning,
-hat-laden. "Not today," she gasped. "I'm feeling ill. Suddenly." And
-almost ran from the room.
-
-That evening she told Stell, relating her news in that telephone
-pidgin-English devised by every family of married sisters as protection
-against the neighbors and Central. Translated, it ran thus:
-
-"He looked straight at me. My dear, I thought I'd die! But at least he
-had sense enough not to speak. She was one of those limp, willowy
-creatures with the greediest eyes that she tried to keep softened to a
-baby stare, and couldn't, she was so crazy to get her hands on those
-hats. I saw it all in, one awful minute. You know the way I do. I
-suppose some people would call her pretty. I don't. And her color! Well!
-And the most expensive-looking hats. Aigrettes, and paradise, and
-feathers. Not one of them under seventy-five. Isn't it disgusting! At
-his age! Suppose Ethel had been with me!"
-
-The next time it was Stell who saw them. In a restaurant. She said it
-spoiled her evening. And the third time it was Ethel. She was one of the
-guests at a theater party given by Nicky Overton II. You know. The North
-Shore Overtons. Lake Forest. They came in late, and occupied the entire
-third row at the opening performance of "Believe Me!" And Ethel was
-Nicky's partner. She was growing like a rose. When the lights went up
-after the first act Ethel saw that her uncle Jo was seated just ahead of
-her with what she afterward described as a blonde. Then her uncle had
-turned around, and seeing her, had been surprised into a smile that
-spread genially all over his plump and rubicund face. Then he had turned
-to face forward again, quickly.
-
-"Who's the old bird?" Nicky had asked. Ethel had pretended not to hear,
-so he had asked again.
-
-"My uncle," Ethel answered, and flushed all over her delicate face, and
-down to her throat. Nicky had looked at the blonde, and his eyebrows had
-gone up ever so slightly.
-
-It spoiled Ethel's evening. More than that, as she told her mother of it
-later, weeping, she declared it had spoiled her life.
-
-Eva talked it over with her husband in that intimate, kimonoed hour that
-precedes bedtime. She gesticulated heatedly with her hair brush.
-
-"It's disgusting, that's what it is. Perfectly disgusting. There's no
-fool like an old fool. Imagine! A creature like that. At his time of
-life."
-
-There exists a strange and loyal kinship among men. "Well, I don't
-know," Ben said now, and even grinned a little. "I suppose a boy's got
-to sow his wild oats sometime."
-
-"Don't be any more vulgar than you can help," Eva retorted. "And I think
-you know, as well as I, what it means to have that Overton boy
-interested in Ethel."
-
-"If he's interested in her," Ben blundered, "I guess the fact that
-Ethel's uncle went to the theater with someone who wasn't Ethel's aunt
-won't cause a shudder to run up and down his frail young frame, will
-it?"
-
-"All right," Eva had retorted. "If you're not man enough to stop it,
-I'll have to, that's all. I'm going up there with Stell this week."
-
-They did not notify Jo of their coming. Eva telephoned his apartment
-when she knew he would be out, and asked his man if he expected his
-master home to dinner that evening. The man had said yes. Eva arranged
-to meet Stell in town. They would drive to Jo's apartment together, and
-wait for him there.
-
-When she reached the city Eva found turmoil there. The first of the
-American troops to be sent to France were leaving. Michigan Boulevard
-was a billowing, surging mass: Flags, pennants, banners, crowds. All the
-elements that make for demonstration. And over the whole--quiet. No
-holiday crowd, this. A solid, determined mass of people waiting patient
-hours to see the khaki-clads go by. Three years of indefatigable reading
-had brought them to a clear knowledge of what these boys were going to.
-
-"Isn't it dreadful!" Stell gasped.
-
-"Nicky Overton's only nineteen, thank goodness." Their car was caught in
-the jam. When they moved at all it was by inches. When at last they
-reached Jo's apartment they were flushed, nervous, apprehensive. But he
-had not yet come in. So they waited.
-
-No, they were not staying to dinner with their brother, they told the
-relieved houseman.
-
-Jo's home has already been described to you. Stell and Eva, sunk in
-rose-colored cushions, viewed it with disgust, and some mirth. They
-rather avoided each other's eyes.
-
-"Carrie ought to be here," Eva said. They both smiled at the thought of
-the austere Carrie in the midst of those rosy cushions, and hangings,
-and lamps. Stell rose and began to walk about, restlessly. She picked up
-a vase and laid it down; straightened a picture. Eva got up, too, and
-wandered into the hall. She stood there a moment, listening. Then she
-turned and passed into Jo's bedroom. And there you knew Jo for what he
-was.
-
-This room was as bare as the other had been ornate. It was Jo, the
-clean-minded and simple-hearted, in revolt against the cloying luxury
-with which he had surrounded himself. The bedroom, of all rooms in any
-house, reflects the personality of its occupant. True, the actual
-furniture was paneled, cupid-surmounted, and ridiculous. It had been the
-fruit of Jo's first orgy of the senses. But now it stood out in that
-stark little room with an air as incongruous and ashamed as that of a
-pink tarleton _danseuse_ who finds herself in a monk's cell. None of
-those wall-pictures with which bachelor bedrooms are reputed to be hung.
-No satin slippers. No scented notes. Two plain-backed military brushes
-on the chiffonier (and he so nearly hairless!). A little orderly stack
-of books on the table near the bed. Eva fingered their titles and gave a
-little gasp. One of them was on gardening.
-
-"Well, of all things!" exclaimed Stell. A book on the War, by an
-Englishman. A detective story of the lurid type that lulls us to sleep.
-His shoes ranged in a careful row in the closet, with a shoe-tree in
-every one of them. There was something speaking about them. They looked
-so human. Eva shut the door on them, quickly. Some bottles on the
-dresser. A jar of pomade. An ointment such as a man uses who is growing
-bald and is panic-stricken too late. An insurance calendar on the wall.
-Some rhubarb-and-soda mixture on the shelf in the bathroom, and a little
-box of pepsin tablets.
-
-"Eats all kinds of things at all hours of the night," Eva said, and
-wandered out into the rose-colored front room again with the air of one
-who is chagrined at her failure to find what she has sought. Stell
-followed her furtively.
-
-"Where do you suppose he can be?" she demanded. "It's"--she glanced at
-her wrist--"why, it's after six!"
-
-And then there was a little dick. The two women sat up, tense. The door
-opened. Jo came in. He blinked a little. The two women in the rosy room
-stood up.
-
-"Why--Eve! Why, Babe! Well! Why didn't you let me know?"
-
-"We were just about to leave. We thought you weren't coming home."
-
-Jo came in, slowly.
-
-"I was in the jam on Michigan, watching the boys go by." He sat down,
-heavily. The light from the window fell on him. And you saw that his
-eyes were red.
-
-And you'll have to learn why. He had found himself one of the thousands
-in the jam on Michigan Avenue, as he said. He had a place near the curb,
-where his big frame shut off the view of the unfortunates behind him. He
-waited with the placid interest of one who has subscribed to all the
-funds and societies to which a prosperous, middle-aged business man is
-called upon to subscribe in war time. Then, just as he was about to
-leave, impatient at the delay, the crowd had cried, with a queer
-dramatic, exultant note in its voice, "Here they come! Here come the
-boys!"
-
-Just at that moment two little, futile, frenzied fists began to beat a
-mad tattoo on Jo Hertz's broad back. Jo tried to turn in the crowd, all
-indignant resentment. "Say, look here!"
-
-The little fists kept up their frantic beating and pushing. And a
-voice--a choked, high little voice--cried: "Let me by! I can't see! You
-man, you! You big fat man! My boy's going by--to war--and I can't see!
-Let me by!"
-
-Jo scrooged around, still keeping his place. He looked down. And
-upturned to him in agonized appeal was the face of little Emily. They
-stared at each other for what seemed a long, long time. It was really
-only the fraction of a second. Then Jo put one great arm firmly around
-Emily's waist and swung her around in front of him. His great bulk
-protected her. Emily was clinging to his hand. She was breathing
-rapidly, as if she had been running. Her eyes were straining up the
-street.
-
-"Why, Emily, how in the world----"
-
-"I ran away. Fred didn't want me to come. He said it would excite me too
-much."
-
-"Fred?"
-
-"My husband. He made me promise to say good-by to Jo at home."
-
-"Jo?"
-
-"Jo's my boy. And he's going to war. So I ran away. I had to see him. I
-had to see him go."
-
-She was dry-eyed. Her gaze was straining up the street.
-
-"Why, sure," said Jo. "Of course you want to see him." And then the
-crowd gave a great roar. There came over Jo a feeling of weakness. He
-was trembling. The boys went marching by.
-
-"There he is," Emily shrilled, above the din. "There he is! There he is!
-There he----" And waved a futile little hand. It wasn't so much a wave
-as a clutching. A clutching after something beyond her reach.
-
-"Which one? Which one, Emily?"
-
-"The handsome one. The handsome one. There!" Her voice quavered and
-died.
-
-Jo put a steady hand on her shoulder. "Point him out," he commanded.
-"Show me." And the next instant: "Never mind. I see him."
-
-Somehow, miraculously, he had picked him from among the hundreds. Had
-picked him as surely as his own father might have. It was Emily's boy.
-He was marching by, rather stiffly. He was nineteen, and fun-loving, and
-he had a girl, and he didn't particularly want to go to France and--to
-go to France. But more than he had hated going, he had hated not to go.
-So he marched by, looking straight ahead, his jaw set so that his chin
-stuck out just a little. Emily's boy.
-
-Jo looked at him, and his face flushed purple. His eyes, the hard-boiled
-eyes of a Loop-hound, took on the look of a sad old man. And suddenly he
-was no longer Jo, the sport; old J. Hertz, the gay-dog. He was Jo Hertz,
-thirty, in love with life, in love with Emily, and with the stinging
-blood of young manhood coursing through his veins.
-
-Another minute and the boy had passed on up the broad street--the fine,
-flag-bedecked street--just one of a hundred service-hats bobbing in
-rhythmic motion like sandy waves lapping a shore and flowing on.
-
-Then he disappeared altogether.
-
-Emily was clinging to Jo. She was mumbling something, over and over. "I
-can't. I can't. Don't ask me to. I can't let him go. Like that. I
-can't."
-
-Jo said a queer thing.
-
-"Why, Emily! We wouldn't have him stay home, would we? We wouldn't want
-him to do anything different, would we? Not our boy. I'm glad he
-enlisted. I'm proud of him. So are you glad."
-
-Little by little he quieted her. He took her to the car that was
-waiting, a worried chauffeur in charge. They said good-by, awkwardly.
-Emily's face was a red, swollen mass.
-
-So it was that when Jo entered his own hallway half an hour later he
-blinked, dazedly, and when the light from the window fell on him you saw
-that his eyes were red.
-
-Eva was not one to beat about the bush. She sat forward in her chair,
-clutching her bag rather nervously.
-
-"Now, look here, Jo. Stell and I are here for a reason. We're here to
-tell you that this thing's got to stop."
-
-"Thing? Stop?"
-
-"You know very well what I mean. You saw me at the milliner's that day.
-And night before last, Ethel. We're all disgusted. If you must go about
-with people like that, please have some sense of decency."
-
-Something gathering in Jo's face should have warned her. But he was
-slumped down in his chair in such a huddle, and he looked so old and fat
-that she did not heed it. She went on. "You've got us to consider. Your
-sisters. And your nieces. Not to speak of your own----"
-
-But he got to his feet then, shaking, and at what she saw in his face
-even Eva faltered and stopped. It wasn't at all the face of a fat,
-middle-aged sport. It was a face Jovian, terrible.
-
-"You!" he began, low-voiced, ominous. "You!" He raised a great fist
-high. "You two murderers! You didn't consider me, twenty years ago. You
-come to me with talk like that. Where's my boy! You killed him, you two,
-twenty years ago. And now he belongs to somebody else. Where's my son
-that should have gone marching by today?" He flung his arms out in a
-great gesture of longing. The red veins stood out on his forehead.
-"Where's my son! Answer me that, you two selfish, miserable women.
-Where's my son!" Then, as they huddled together, frightened, wild-eyed:
-"Out of my house! Out of my house! Before I hurt you!"
-
-They fled, terrified. The door banged behind them.
-
-Jo stood, shaking, in the center of the room. Then he reached for a
-chair, gropingly, and sat down. He passed one moist, flabby hand over
-his forehead and it came away wet. The telephone rang. He sat still. It
-sounded far away and unimportant, like something forgotten. I think he
-did not even hear it with his conscious ear. But it rang and rang
-insistently. Jo liked to answer his telephone, when at home.
-
-"Hello!" He knew instantly the voice at the other end.
-
-"That you, Jo?" it said.
-
-"Yes."
-
-"How's my boy?"
-
-"I'm--all right."
-
-"Listen, Jo. The crowd's coming over tonight. I've fixed up a little
-poker game for you. Just eight of us."
-
-"I can't come tonight, Gert."
-
-"Can't! Why not?"
-
-"I'm not feeling so good."
-
-"You just said you were all right."
-
-"I am all right. Just kind of tired."
-
-The voice took on a cooing note. "Is my Joey tired? Then he shall be all
-comfy on the sofa, and he doesn't need to play if he don't want to. No,
-sir."
-
-Jo stood staring at the black mouthpiece of the telephone. He was seeing
-a procession go marching by. Boys, hundreds of boys, in khaki.
-
-"Hello! Hello!" The voice took on an anxious note. "Are you there?"
-
-"Yes," wearily.
-
-"Jo, there's something the matter. You're sick. I'm coming right over."
-
-"No!"
-
-"Why not? You sound as if you'd been sleeping. Look here----"
-
-"Leave me alone!" cried Jo, suddenly, and the receiver clacked onto the
-hook. "Leave me alone. Leave me alone." Long after the connection had
-been broken.
-
-He stood staring at the instrument with unseeing eyes. Then he turned
-and walked into the front room. All the light had gone out of it. Dusk
-had come on. All the light had gone out of everything. The zest had gone
-out of life. The game was over--the game he had been playing against
-loneliness and disappointment. And he was just a tired old man. A
-lonely, tired old man in a ridiculous, rose-colored room that had grown,
-all of a sudden, drab.
-
-
-[Footnote 1: _From Edna Ferber's Cheerful by Request. Copyright, 1918,
-1922, by Doubleday, Page & Co. By permission of the publishers._]
-
-
-[Illustration: IRVIN S. COBB]
-
-
-
-
-_FOREWORD_
-
-
-_My favorite short story of all the short stories I have written is "The
-Escape of Mr. Trimm." It was the first piece of avowed fiction I wrote.
-It was written more than twelve years ago._
-
-_At the time, I was on the city staff of the New York Evening World. I
-was a reasonably busy person in those days. I did assignments, both
-special and ordinary; I handled my share of the "re-write"--that is, the
-building, inside the office, of news-stories based on details telephoned
-in by "leg men" or outside workers; I covered most of the big criminal
-trials that coincidentally took place; I wrote a page of alleged humor
-for the color section of the Sunday World and for the McClure syndicate;
-and every week I turned out a given number of shorter and also
-supposedly humorous articles for the magazine page of the Evening
-World._
-
-_In the run of my contemporaneous duties I was detailed to report the
-trial, in Federal Court, of a famous financier. This trial lasted
-several weeks. What most deeply impressed me was the bearing of the
-accused man. Although he had distinguished counsel, he practically
-conducted his own defense. When the jurors came in with a verdict of
-guilty and the judge sentenced him to a long term of imprisonment at
-hard labor, he kept his nerve and his wits. I said to myself that this
-man would never serve out his sentence; he was too smart for that; he
-would find a way to beat the law, even though his appeals were denied.
-And he did._
-
-_On the concluding day of the trial I fell to wondering just what
-possibly could defeat the will of such a man as this man was. At once a
-notion jumped into my head and, then and there, sitting at the
-reporters' table, I decided to write a story focusing about this central
-idea._
-
-_I had written fiction before--every reporter has--fiction masquerading
-as the lighter side of the news. But I said to myself that this story
-should be out-and-out fiction. Such small reputation as I had as a
-special writer largely was founded on my efforts at humor. But I made up
-my mind that this story should contain no humor at all._
-
-_Not until six months had passed did I get my chance. In the following
-summer I went on my annual vacation of two weeks. In the concluding two
-days of that vacation I wrote the first draft of the yarn, and, back at
-the shop, in odd moments, I wrote it over again, making, though, only a
-few changes in the original text, and none at all in the sequence of
-imaginary events._
-
-_I sent the manuscript to Mr. George Horace Lorimer, Editor of the
-Saturday Evening Post. He accepted it and invited me to submit other
-manuscripts to him. But I had to wait another full year--until vacation
-time came again--before there was opportunity for any more short-story
-writing. Then I did two more stories. Mr. Lorimer bought them both, and
-thereby I was encouraged to give up my newspaper job, with its guarantee
-of a pay envelope every Saturday, for the less certain but highly
-alluring rĂ´le of a free-lance contributor to weekly and monthly
-periodicals._
-
-_Maybe I like "The Escape of Mr. Trimm" best of all my stories because
-it was this story which opened the door for me into magazine work. A
-writer's estimate of his own output rarely agrees with the judgment of
-his friends. But, after a period of consideration, after weighing this
-against that, after trying to forget what some of the professional
-reviewers have had to say about certain of my efforts, and striving
-instead to remember only what more gentle critics, out of the goodness
-of the heart, sometimes have told me, I still find myself committed to
-the belief that the story which appears in this volume is--so far as my
-prejudiced opinion goes--the best story I have ever written._
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-_The_ ESCAPE _of_ MR. TRIMM[2]
-
-By IRVIN S. COBB
-
-
-Mr. Trimm, recently president of the late Thirteenth National Bank, was
-taking a trip which was different in a number of ways from any he had
-ever taken. To begin with, he was used to parlor cars and Pullmans and
-even luxurious private cars when he went anywhere; whereas now he rode
-with a most mixed company in a dusty, smelly day coach. In the second
-place, his traveling companion was not such a one as Mr. Trimm would
-have chosen had the choice been left to him, being a stupid-looking
-German-American with a drooping, yellow mustache. And in the third
-place, Mr. Trimm's plump white hands were folded in his lap, held in a
-close and enforced companionship by a new and shiny pair of Bean's
-Latest Model Little Giant handcuffs. Mr. Trimm was on his way to the
-Federal penitentiary to serve twelve years at hard labor for breaking,
-one way or another, about all the laws that are presumed to govern
-national banks.
-
- * * * * *
-
-All the time Mr. Trimm was in the Tombs, fighting for a new trial, a
-certain question had lain in his mind unasked and unanswered. Through
-the seven months of his stay in the jail that question had been always
-at the back part of his head, ticking away there like a little watch
-that never needed winding. A dozen times a day it would pop into his
-thoughts and then go away, only to come back again.
-
-When Copley was taken to the penitentiary--Copley being the cashier who
-got off with a lighter sentence because the judge and jury held him to
-be no more than a blind accomplice in the wrecking of the Thirteenth
-National--Mr. Trimm read closely every line that the papers carried
-about Copley's departure. But none of them had seen fit to give the
-young cashier more than a short and colorless paragraph. For Copley was
-only a small figure in the big intrigue that had startled the country;
-Copley didn't have the money to hire big lawyers to carry his appeal to
-the higher courts for him; Copley's wife was keeping boarders; and as
-for Copley himself, he had been wearing stripes several months now.
-
-With Mr. Trimm it had been vastly different. From the very beginning he
-had held the public eye. His bearing in court when the jury came in with
-their judgment; his cold defiance when the judge, in pronouncing
-sentence, mercilessly arraigned him and the system of finance for which
-he stood; the manner of his life in the Tombs; his spectacular fight to
-beat the verdict, had all been worth columns of newspaper space. If Mr.
-Trimm had been a popular poisoner, or a society woman named as
-corespondent in a sensational divorce suit, the papers could not have
-been more generous in their space allotments. And Mr. Trimm in his cell
-had read all of it with smiling contempt, even to the semi-hysterical
-outpourings of the lady special writers who called him The Iron Man of
-Wall Street and undertook to analyze his emotions--and missed the mark
-by a thousand miles or two.
-
-Things had been smoothed as much as possible for him in the Tombs, for
-money and the power of it will go far toward ironing out even the
-corrugated routine of that big jail. He had a large cell to himself in
-the airiest, brightest corridor. His meals were served by a caterer from
-outside. Although he ate them without knife or fork, he soon learned
-that a spoon and the fingers can accomplish a good deal when backed by a
-good appetite, and Mr. Trimm's appetite was uniformly good. The warden
-and his underlings had been models of official kindliness; the
-newspapers had sent their brightest young men to interview him whenever
-he felt like talking, which wasn't often; and surely his lawyers had
-done all in his behalf that money--a great deal of money--could do.
-Perhaps it was because of these things that Mr. Trimm had never been
-able to bring himself to realize that he was the Hobart W. Trimm who had
-been sentenced to the Federal prison; it seemed to him, somehow, that
-he, personally, was merely a spectator standing at one side watching the
-fight of another man to dodge the penitentiary.
-
-However, he didn't fail to give the other man the advantage of every
-chance that money would buy. This sense of aloofness to the whole thing
-had persisted even when his personal lawyer came to him one night in the
-early fall and told him that the court of last possible resort had
-denied the last possible motion. Mr. Trimm cut the lawyer short with a
-shake of his head as the other began saying something about the chances
-of a pardon from the President. Mr. Trimm wasn't in the habit of letting
-men deceive him with idle words. No President would pardon him, and he
-knew it.
-
-"Never mind that, Walling," he said steadily, when the lawyer offered to
-come to see him again before he started for prison the next day. "If
-you'll see that a drawing-room on the train is reserved for me--for us,
-I mean--and all that sort of thing, I'll not detain you any further. I
-have a good many things to do tonight. Good night."
-
-"Such a man, such a man," said Walling to himself as he climbed into his
-car; "all chilled steel and brains. And they are going to lock that
-brain up for twelve years. It's a crime," said Walling, and shook his
-head. Walling always said it was a crime when they sent a client of his
-to prison. To his credit be it said, though, they sent very few of them
-there. Walling made as high as eighty thousand a year at criminal law.
-Some of it was very criminal law indeed. His specialty was picking holes
-in the statutes faster than the legislature could make them and provide
-them and putty them up with amendments. This was the first case he had
-lost in a good long time.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When Jerry, the turnkey, came for him in the morning Mr. Trimm had made
-as careful a toilet as the limited means at his command permitted, and
-he had eaten a hearty breakfast and was ready to go, all but putting on
-his hat. Looking the picture of well-groomed, close-buttoned, iron-gray
-middle age, Mr. Trimm followed the turnkey through the long corridor and
-down the winding iron stairs to the warden's office. He gave no heed to
-the curious eyes that followed him through the barred doors of many
-cells; his feet rang briskly on the flags.
-
-The warden, Hallam, was there in the private office with another man, a
-tall, raw-boned man with a drooping, straw-colored mustache and the
-unmistakable look about him of the police officer. Mr. Trimm knew
-without being told that this was the man who would take him to prison.
-The stranger was standing at a desk, signing some papers.
-
-"Sit down, please, Mr. Trimm," said the warden with a nervous
-cordiality. "Be through here in just one minute. This is Deputy Marshal
-Meyers," he added.
-
-Mr. Trimm started to tell this Mr. Meyers he was glad to meet him, but
-caught himself and merely nodded. The man stared at him with neither
-interest nor curiosity in his dull blue eyes. The warden moved over
-toward the door.
-
-"Mr. Trimm," he said, clearing his throat, "I took the liberty of
-calling a cab to take you gents up to the Grand Central. It's out front
-now. But there's a big crowd of reporters and photographers and a lot of
-other people waiting, and if I was you I'd slip out the back way--one of
-my men will open the yard gate for you--and jump aboard the subway down
-at Worth Street. Then you'll miss those fellows."
-
-"Thank you, Warden--very kind of you," said Mr. Trimm in that crisp,
-businesslike way of his. He had been crisp and businesslike all his
-life. He heard a door opening softly be hind him, and when he turned to
-look he saw the warden slipping out, furtively, in almost an embarrassed
-fashion.
-
-"Well," said Meyers, "all ready?"
-
-"Yes," said Mr. Trimm, and he made as if to rise.
-
-"Wait one minute," said Meyers.
-
-He half turned his back on Mr. Trimm and fumbled at the side pocket of
-his ill-hanging coat. Something inside of Mr. Trimm gave the least
-little jump, and the question that had ticked away so busily all those
-months began to buzz, buzz in his ears; but it was only a handkerchief
-the man was getting out. Doubtless he was going to mop his face.
-
-He didn't mop his face, though. He unrolled the handkerchief slowly, as
-if it contained something immensely fragile and valuable, and then,
-thrusting it back in his pocket, he faced Mr. Trimm. He was carrying in
-his hands a pair of handcuffs that hung open-jawed. The jaws had little
-notches in them, like teeth that could bite. The question that had
-ticked in Mr. Trimm's head was answered at last--in the sight of these
-steel things with their notched jaws.
-
-Mr. Trimm stood up and, with a movement as near to hesitation as he had
-ever been guilty of in his life, held out his hands, backs upward.
-
-"I guess you're new at this kind of thing," said Meyers, grinning. "This
-here way--one at a time."
-
-He took hold of Mr. Trimm's right hand, turned it sideways and settled
-one of the steel cuffs over the top of the wrist, flipping the notched
-jaw up from beneath and pressing it in so that it locked automatically
-with a brisk little click. Slipping the locked cuff back and forth on
-Mr. Trimm's lower arm like a man adjusting a part of machinery, and then
-bringing the left hand up to meet the right, he treated it the same way.
-Then he stepped back.
-
-Mr. Trimm hadn't meant to protest. The word came unbidden.
-
-"This--this isn't necessary, is it?" he asked in a voice that was husky
-and didn't seem to belong to him.
-
-"Yep," said Meyers, "Standin' orders is play no favorites and take no
-chances. But you won't find them things uncomfortable. Lightest pair
-there was in the office, and I fixed 'em plenty loose."
-
-For half a minute Mr. Trimm stood like a rooster hypnotized by a
-chalkmark, his arms extended, his eyes set on his bonds. His hands had
-fallen perhaps four inches apart, and in the space between his wrists a
-little chain was stretched taut. In the mounting tumult that filled his
-brain there sprang before Mr. Trimm's consciousness a phrase he had
-heard or read somewhere, the title of a story or, perhaps, it was a
-headline--The Grips of the Law. The Grips of the Law were upon Mr.
-Trimm--he felt them now for the first time in these shiny wristlets and
-this bit of chain that bound his wrists and filled his whole body with a
-strange, sinking feeling that made him physically sick. A sudden sweat
-beaded out on Mr. Trimm's face, turning it slick and wet.
-
-He had a handkerchief, a fine linen handkerchief with a hemstitched
-border and a monogram on it, in the upper breast pocket of his buttoned
-coat. He tried to reach it. His hands went up, twisting awkwardly like
-crab claws. The fingers of both plucked out the handkerchief. Holding it
-so, Mr. Trimm mopped the sweat away. The links of the handcuffs fell in
-upon one another and lengthened out again at each movement, filling the
-room with a smart little sound.
-
-He got the handkerchief stowed away with the same clumsiness. He raised
-the manacled hands to his hat brim, gave it a downward pull that brought
-it over his face and then, letting his short arms slide down upon his
-plump stomach, he faced the man who had put the fetters upon him,
-squaring his shoulders back. But it was hard, somehow, for him to square
-his shoulders--perhaps because of his hands being drawn so closely
-together. And his eyes would waver and fall upon his wrists. Mr. Trimm
-had a feeling that the skin must be stretched very tight on his jawbones
-and his forehead.
-
-"Isn't there some way to hide these--these things?"
-
-He began by blurting and ended by faltering it. His hands shuffled
-together, one over, then under the other.
-
-"Here's a way," said Meyers. "This'll help."
-
-He bestirred himself, folding one of the chained hands upon the other,
-tugging at the white linen cuffs and drawing the coat sleeves of his
-prisoner down over the bonds as far as the chain would let them come.
-
-"There's the notion," he said. "Just do that-a-way and them bracelets
-won't hardly show a-tall. Ready? Let's be movin', then."
-
-But handcuffs were never meant to be hidden. Merely a pair of steel
-rings clamped to one's wrists and coupled together with a scrap of
-chain, but they'll twist your arms and hamper the movements of your body
-in a way constantly to catch the eye of the passer-by. When a man is
-coming toward you, you can tell that he is handcuffed before you see the
-cuffs.
-
-Mr. Trimm was never able to recall afterward exactly how he got out of
-the Tombs. He had a confused memory of a gate that was swung open by
-someone whom Mr. Trimm saw only from the feet to the waist; then he and
-his companion were out on Lafayette Street speeding south toward the
-subway entrance at Worth Street, two blocks below, with the marshal's
-hand cupped under Mr. Trimm's right elbow and Mr. Trimm's plump legs
-almost trotting in their haste. For a moment it looked as if the
-warden's well-meant artifice would serve.
-
-But New York reporters are up to the tricks of people who want to evade
-them. At the sight of them a sentry reporter on the corner shouted a
-warning which was instantly caught up and passed on by another picket
-stationed half-way down the block; and around the wall of the Tombs came
-pelting a flying mob of newspaper photographers and reporters, with a
-choice rabble behind them. Foot passengers took up the chase, not
-knowing what it was about, but sensing a free show. Truckmen halted
-their teams, jumped down from their wagon seats and joined in. A
-man-chase is one of the pleasantest outdoor sports that a big city like
-New York can offer its people.
-
-Fairly running now, the manacled banker and the deputy marshal shot down
-the winding steps into the subway a good ten yards ahead of the foremost
-pursuers. But there was one delay, while Meyers skirmished with his free
-hand in his trousers pocket for a dime for the tickets, and another
-before a northbound local rolled into the station. Shouted at, jeered
-at, shoved this way and that, panting in gulping breaths, for he was
-stout by nature and staled by lack of exercise, Mr. Trimm, with Meyers
-clutching him by the arm, was fairly shot aboard one of the cars, at the
-apex of a human wedge. The astonished guard sensed the situation as the
-scrooging, shoving, noisy wave rolled across the platform toward the
-doors which he had opened and, thrusting the officer and his prisoner
-into the narrow platform space behind him, he tried to form with his
-body a barrier against those who came jamming in.
-
-It, didn't do any good. He was brushed away, protesting and blustering.
-The excitement spread through the train, and men, and even women, left
-their seats, overflowing the aisles.
-
-There is no cruder thing than a city crowd, all eyes and morbid
-curiosity. But Mr. Trimm didn't see the staring eyes on that ride to the
-Grand Central. What he saw was many shifting feet and a hedge of legs
-shutting him in closely--those and the things on his wrists. What the
-eyes of the crowd saw was a small, stout man who, for all his bulk,
-seemed to have dried up inside his clothes so that they bagged on him
-some places and bulged others, with his head tucked on his chest, his
-hat over his face and his fingers straining to hold his coat sleeves
-down over a pair of steel bracelets.
-
-Mr. Trimm gave mental thanks to a Deity whose existence he thought he
-had forgotten when the gate of the train-shed clanged behind him,
-shutting out the mob that had come with them all the way. Cameras had
-been shoved in his face like gun muzzles, reporters had scuttled
-alongside him, dodging under Meyers' fending arm to shout questions in
-his ears. He had neither spoken nor looked at them. The sweat still ran
-down his face, so that when finally he raised his head in the
-comparative quiet of the train-shed his skin was a curious gray under
-the jail paleness like the color of wet wood ashes.
-
-"My lawyer promised to arrange for a compartment--for some private place
-on the train," he said to Meyers. "The conductor ought to know."
-
-They were the first words he had uttered since he left the Tombs. Meyers
-spoke to a jaunty Pullman conductor who stood alongside the car where
-they had halted.
-
-"No such reservation," said the conductor, running through his sheaf of
-slips, with his eyes shifting from Mr. Trimm's face to Mr. Trimm's hands
-and back again, as though he couldn't decide which was the more
-interesting part of him; "must be some mistake. Or else it was for some
-other train. Too late to change now--we pull out in three minutes."
-
-"I reckon we better git on the smoker," said Meyers, "if there's room
-there."
-
-Mr. Trimm was steered back again the length of the train through a
-double row of pop-eyed porters and staring trainmen. At the steps where
-they stopped the instinct to stretch out one hand and swing himself up
-by the rail operated automatically and his wrists got a nasty twist.
-Meyers and a brakeman practically lifted him up the steps and Meyers
-headed him into a car that was hazy with blue tobacco smoke. He was
-confused in his gait, almost as if his lower limbs had been fettered,
-too.
-
-The car was full of shirt-sleeved men who stood up, craning their necks
-and stumbling over each other in their desire to see him. These men came
-out into the aisle, so that Meyers had to shove through them.
-
-"This here'll do as well as any, I guess," said Meyers. He drew Mr.
-Trimm past him into the seat nearer the window and sat down alongside
-him on the side next the aisle, settling himself on the stuffy plush
-seat and breathing deeply, like a man who had got through the hardest
-part of a not easy job.
-
-"Smoke?" he asked.
-
-Mr. Trimm shook his head without raising it.
-
-"Them cuffs feel plenty easy?" was the deputy's next question. He lifted
-Mr. Trimm's hands as casually as if they had been his hands and not Mr.
-Trimm's, and looked at them.
-
-"Seem to be all right," he said as he let them fall back. "Don't pinch
-none, I reckon?" There was no answer.
-
-The deputy tugged a minute at his mustache, searching his arid mind. An
-idea came to him. He drew a newspaper from his pocket, opened it out
-flat and spread it over Mr. Trimm's lap so that it covered the chained
-wrists. Almost instantly the train was in motion, moving through the
-yards.
-
-"Be there in two hours more," volunteered Meyers. It was late afternoon.
-They were sliding through woodlands with occasional openings which
-showed meadows melting into wide, flat lands.
-
-"Want a drink?" said the deputy, next. "No? Well, I guess I'll have a
-drop myself. Travelin' fills a feller's throat full of dust." He got up,
-lurching to the motion of the flying train, and started forward to the
-water cooler behind the car door. He had gone perhaps two-thirds of the
-way when Mr. Trimm felt a queer, grinding sensation beneath his feet; it
-was exactly as though the train were trying to go forward and back at
-the same time. Almost slowly, it seemed to him, the forward end of the
-car slued out of its straight course, at the same time tilting up. There
-was a grinding, roaring, grating sound, and before Mr. Trimm's eyes
-Meyers vanished, tumbling forward out of sight as the car floor buckled
-under his feet. Then, as everything--the train, the earth, the sky--all
-fused together in a great spatter of white and black, Mr. Trimm was
-plucked from his seat as though a giant hand had him by the collar and
-shot forward through the air over the seat-backs, his chained hands
-aloft, clutching wildly. He rolled out of a ragged opening where the
-smoker had broken in two, flopped gently on the sloping side of the
-right-of-way and slid easily to the bottom, where he lay quiet and still
-on his back in a bed of weeds and wild grass, staring straight up.
-
-How many minutes he lay there Mr. Trimm didn't know. It may have been
-the shrieks of the victims or the glare from the fire that brought him
-out of the daze. He wriggled his body to a sitting posture, got on his
-feet, holding his head between his coupled hands, and gazed full-face
-into the crowning railroad horror of the year.
-
-There were numbers of the passengers who had escaped serious hurt, but
-for the most part these persons seemed to have gone daft from terror and
-shock. Some were running aimlessly up and down and some, a few, were
-pecking feebly with improvised tools at the wreck, an indescribable
-jumble of ruin, from which there issued cries of mortal agony, and from
-which, at a point where two locomotives were lying on their sides,
-jammed together like fighting bucks that had died with locked horns, a
-tall flame already rippled and spread, sending up a pillar of black
-smoke that rose straight, poisoning the clear blue of the sky. Nobody
-paid any attention to Mr. Trimm as he stood swaying upon his feet. There
-wasn't a scratch on him. His clothes were hardly rumpled, his hat was
-still on his head. He stood a minute and then, moved by a sudden
-impulse, he turned round and went running straight away from the
-railroad at the best speed his pudgy legs could accomplish, with his
-arms pumping up and down in front of him and his fingers interlaced. It
-was a grotesque gait, rather like a rabbit hopping on its hindlegs.
-
-Instantly, almost, the friendly woods growing down to the edge of the
-fill swallowed him up. He dodged and doubled back and forth among the
-tree trunks, his small, patent-leathered feet skipping nimbly over the
-irregular turf, until he stopped for lack of wind in his lungs to carry
-him another rod. When he had got his breath back Mr. Trimm leaned
-against a tree and bent his head this way and that, listening. No sound
-came to his ears except the sleepy calls of birds. As well as Mr. Trimm
-might judge he had come far into the depths of a considerable woodland.
-Already the shadows under the low limbs were growing thick and confused
-as the hurried twilight of early September came on.
-
-Mr. Trimm sat down on a natural cushion of thick green moss between two
-roots of an oak. The place was clean and soft and sweet-scented. For
-some little time he sat there motionless, in a sort of mental haze. Then
-his round body slowly slid down fiat upon the moss, his head lolled to
-one side and, the reaction having come, Mr. Trimm's limbs all relaxed
-and he went to sleep straightway.
-
-After a while, when the woods were blade and still, the half-grown moon
-came up and, sifting through a chink in the canopy of leaves above,
-shone down full on Mr. Trimm as he lay snoring gently with his mouth
-open and his hands rising and falling on his breast. The moonlight
-struck upon the Little Giant handcuffs, making them look like
-quicksilver.
-
-Toward daylight it turned off sharp and cool. The dogwoods which had
-been a solid color at nightfall now showed pink in one light and green
-in another, like changeable silk, as the first level rays of the sun
-came up over the rim of the earth and made long, golden lanes between
-the tree trunks. Mr. Trimm opened his eyes slowly, hardly sensing for
-the first moment or two how he came to be lying under a canopy of
-leaves, and gaped, seeking to stretch his arms. At that he remembered
-everything; he hunched his shoulders against the tree roots and wriggled
-himself up to a sitting position where he stayed for a while, letting
-his mind run over the sequence of events that had brought him where he
-was and taking inventory of the situation.
-
-Of escape he had no thought. The hue and cry must be out for him before
-now; doubtless men were already searching for him. It would be better
-for him to walk in and surrender than to be taken in the woods like some
-animal escaped from a traveling menagerie. But the mere thought of
-enduring again what he had already gone through--the thought of being
-tagged by crowds and stared at, with his fetters on--filled him with a
-nausea. Nothing that the Federal penitentiary might hold in store for
-him could equal the black, blind shamefulness of yesterday; he knew
-that. The thought of the new ignominy that faced him made Mr. Trimm
-desperate. He had a desire to burrow into the thicket yonder and hide
-his face and his chained hands.
-
-But perhaps he could get the handcuffs off and so go to meet his captors
-in some manner of dignity. Strange that the idea hadn't occurred to him
-before! It seemed to Mr. Trimm that he desired to get his two hands
-apart more than he had ever desired anything in his whole life before.
-
-The hands had begun naturally to adjust themselves to their enforced
-companionship, and it wasn't such a very hard matter, though it cost him
-some painful wrenches and much twisting of the fingers, for Mr. Trimm to
-get his coat unbuttoned and his eyeglasses in their small leather case
-out of his upper waistcoat pocket. With the glasses on his nose he
-subjected his bonds to a critical examination. Each rounded steel band
-ran unbroken except for the smooth, almost jointless hinge and the small
-lock which sat perched on the back of the wrist in a little rounded
-excrescence like a steel wart. In the flat center of each lock was a
-small keyhole and alongside of it a notched nub, the nub being sunk in a
-minute depression. On the inner side, underneath, the cuffs slid into
-themselves--two notches on each showing where the jaws might be
-tightened to fit a smaller hand than his--and right over the large blue
-veins in the middle of the wrists were swivel links, shackle-bolted to
-the cuffs and connected by a flat, slightly larger middle link, giving
-the hands a palm-to-palm play of not more than four or five inches. The
-cuffs did not hurt--even after so many hours there was no actual
-discomfort from them and the flesh beneath them was hardly reddened.
-
-But it didn't take Mr. Trimm long to find out that they were not to be
-got off. He tugged and pulled, trying with his fingers for a purchase.
-All he did was to chafe his skin and make his wrists throb with pain.
-The cuffs would go forward just so far, then the little humps of bone
-above the hands would catch and hold them.
-
-Mr. Trimm was not a man to waste time in the pursuit of the obviously
-hopeless. Presently he stood up, shook himself and started off at a fair
-gait through the woods. The sun was up now and the turf was all dappled
-with lights and shadows, and about him much small, furtive wild life was
-stirring. He stepped along briskly, a strange figure for that green
-solitude, with his correct city garb and the glint of the steel at his
-sleeve ends.
-
-Presently he heard the long-drawn, quavering, banshee wail of a
-locomotive. The sound came from almost behind him, in an opposite
-direction from where he supposed the track to be. So he turned around
-and went back the other way. He crossed a half-dried-up runlet and
-climbed a small hill, neither of which he remembered having met in his
-flight from the wreck, and in a little while he came out upon the
-railroad. To the north a little distance the rails bent round a curve.
-To the south, where the diminishing rails running through the unbroken
-woodland met in a long, shiny V, he could see a big smoke smudge against
-the horizon. This smoke Mr. Trimm knew must come from the wreck--which
-was still burning, evidently. As nearly as he could judge he had come
-out of cover at least two miles above it. After a moment's consideration
-he decided to go south toward the wreck. Soon he could distinguish small
-dots like ants moving in and out about the black spot, and he knew these
-dots must be men.
-
-A whining, whirring sound came along the rails to him from behind. He
-faced about just as a handcar shot out around the curve from the north,
-moving with amazing rapidity under the strokes of four men at the pumps.
-Other men, laborers to judge by their blue overalls, were sitting on the
-edges of the car with their feet dangling. For the second time within
-twelve hours impulse ruled Mr. Trimm, who wasn't given to impulses
-normally. He made a jump off the right-of-way, and as the handcar
-flashed by he watched its flight from the covert of a weed tangle.
-
-But even as the handcar was passing him Mr. Trimm regretted his
-hastiness. He must surrender himself sooner or later; why not to these
-overalled laborers, since it was a thing that had to be done? He slid
-out of hiding and came trotting back to the tracks. Already the handcar
-was a hundred yards away, flitting into distance like some big,
-wonderfully fast bug, the figures of the men at the pumps rising and
-falling with a walking-beam regularity. As he stood watching them fade
-away and minded to try hailing them, yet still hesitating against his
-judgment, Mr. Trimm saw something white drop from the hands of one of
-the blue-clad figures on the handcar, unfold into a newspaper and come
-fluttering back along the tracks toward him. Just as he, starting
-doggedly ahead, met it, the little ground breeze that had carried it
-along died out and the paper dropped and flattened right in front of
-him. The front page was uppermost and he knew it must be of that
-morning's issue, for across the column tops ran the flaring headline:
-"Twenty Dead in Frightful Collision."
-
-Squatting on the cindered track, Mr. Trimm patted the crumpled sheet
-flat with his hands. His eyes dropped from the first of the glaring
-captions to the second, to the next--and then his heart gave a great
-bound inside of him and, clutching up the newspaper to his breast he
-bounded off the tracks back into another thicket and huddled there with
-the paper spread on the earth in front of him, reading by gulps while
-the chain, that linked wrist to wrist tinkled to the tremors running
-through him. What he had seen first, in staring black-face type, was his
-own name leading the list of known dead, and what he saw now, broken up
-into choppy paragraphs and done in the nervous English of a trained
-reporter throwing a great news story together to catch an edition, but
-telling a clear enough story nevertheless, was a narrative in which his
-name recurred again and again. The body of the United States deputy
-marshal, Meyers, frightfully crushed, had been taken from the wreckage
-of the smoker--so the double-leaded story ran--and near to Meyers
-another body, with features burned beyond recognition, yet still
-retaining certain distinguishing marks of measurement and contour, had
-been found and identified as that of Hobart W. Trimm, the convicted
-banker. The bodies of these two, with eighteen other mangled dead, had
-been removed to a town called Westfield, from which town of Westfield
-the account of the disaster had been telegraphed to the New York paper.
-In another column farther along was more about Banker Trimm; facts about
-his soiled, selfish, greedy, successful life, his great fortune, his
-trial, and a statement that, in the absence of any close kin to claim
-his body, his lawyers had been notified.
-
-Mr. Trimm read the account through to the end, and as he read the sense
-of dominant, masterful self-control came back to him in waves. He got
-up, taking the paper with him, and went back into the deeper woods,
-moving warily and watchfully. As he went his mind, trained to take hold
-of problems and wring the essence out of them, was busy. Of the charred,
-grisly thing in the improvised morgue at Westfield, wherever that might
-be, Mr. Trimm took no heed nor wasted any pity. All his life he had used
-live men to work his will, with no thought of what might come to them
-afterward. The living had served him, why not the dead?
-
-He had other things to think of than this dead proxy of his. He was as
-good as free! There would be no hunt for him now; no alarm out, no
-posses combing every scrap of cover for a famous criminal turned
-fugitive. He had only to lie quiet a few days, somewhere, then get in
-secret touch with Walling. Walling would do anything for money. And he
-had the money--four millions and more, cannily saved from the crash that
-had ruined so many others.
-
-He would alter his personal appearance, change his name--he thought of
-Duvall, which was his mother's name--and with Walling's aid he would get
-out of the country and into some other country where a man might live
-like a prince on four millions or the fractional part of it. He thought
-of South America, of South Africa, of a private yacht swinging through
-the little frequented islands of the South Seas. All that the law had
-tried to take from him would be given back. Walling would work out the
-details of the escape--and make it safe and sure--trust Walling for
-those things. On one side was the prison, with its promise of twelve
-grinding years sliced out of the very heart of his life; on the other,
-freedom, ease, security, even power. Through Mr. Trimm's mind tumbled
-thoughts of concessions, enterprises, privileges--the back corners of
-the globe were full of possibilities for the right man. And between this
-prospect and Mr. Trimm there stood nothing in the way, nothing but----
-
-Mr. Trimm's eyes fell upon his bound hands. Snug-fitting, shiny steel
-bands irked his wrists. The Grips of the Law were still upon him.
-
-But only in a way of speaking. It was preposterous, unbelievable,
-altogether out of the question that a man with four millions salted down
-and stored away, a man who all his life had been used to grappling with
-the big things and wrestling them down into submission, a man whose luck
-had come to be a byword--and had not it held good even in this last
-emergency?--would be balked by puny scraps of forged steel and a
-trumpery lock or two. Why, these cuffs were no thicker than the gold
-bands that Mr. Trimm had seen on the arms of overdressed women at the
-opera. The chain that joined them was no larger and, probably, no
-stronger than the chains which Mr. Trimm's chauffeur wrapped around the
-tires of the touring-car in winter to keep the wheels from skidding on
-the slush. There would be a way, surely, for Mr. Trimm to free himself
-from these things. There must be--that was all there was to it.
-
-Mr. Trimm looked himself over. His clothes were not badly rumpled; his
-patent-leather boots were scarcely scratched. Without the handcuffs he
-could pass unnoticed anywhere. By night then he must be free of them and
-on his way to some small inland city, to stay quiet there until the
-guarded telegram that he would send in cipher had reached Walling. There
-in the woods by himself Mr. Trimm no longer felt the ignominy of his
-bonds; he felt only the temporary embarrassment of them and the need of
-added precaution until he should have mastered them.
-
-He was once more the unemotional man of affairs who had stood Wall
-Street on its esteemed head and caught the golden streams that trickled
-from its pockets. First making sure that he was in a well-screened
-covert of the woods he set about exploring all his pockets. The coat
-pockets were comparatively easy, now that he had got used to using two
-hands where one had always served, but it cost him a lot of twisting of
-his body and some pain to his mistreated wrist bones to bring forth the
-contents of his trousers pockets. The chain kinked time and again as he
-groped with the undermost hand for the openings; his dumpy, pudgy form
-writhed grotesquely. But finally he finished. The search produced four
-cigars somewhat crumpled and frayed; some matches in a gun-metal case, a
-silver cigar cutter, two five-dollar bills, a handful of silver chicken
-feed, the leather case of the eyeglasses, a couple of quill toothpicks,
-a gold watch with a dangling fob, a note-book and some papers. Mr. Trimm
-ranged these things in a neat row upon a log, like a watchmaker putting
-out his kit, and took swift inventory of them. Some he eliminated from
-his design, stowing them back in the pockets easiest to reach. He kept
-for present employment the match safe, the cigar cutter and the watch.
-
-This place where he had halted would suit his present purpose well, he
-decided. It was where an uprooted tree, fallen across an incurving bank,
-made a snug little recess that was closed in on three sides. Spreading
-the newspaper on the turf to save his knees from soiling, he knelt and
-set to his task. For the time he felt neither hunger nor thirst. He had
-found out during his earlier experiments that the nails of his little
-fingers, which were trimmed to a point, could invade the keyholes in the
-little steel warts on the backs of his wrists and touch the locks. The
-mechanism had even twitched a little bit under the tickle of the nail
-ends. So, having already smashed the gun-metal match safe under his
-heel, Mr. Trimm selected a slender-pointed bit from among its fragments
-and got to work, the left hand drawn up under the right, the fingers of
-the right busy with the lock of the left, the chain tightening and
-slackening with subdued clinking sounds at each movement.
-
-Mr. Trimm didn't know much about picking a lock. He had got his money by
-a higher form of burglary that did not require a knowledge of
-lock-picking. Nor as a boy had he been one to play at mechanics. He had
-let other boys make the toy fluttermills and the wooden traps and the
-like, and then he had traded for them. He was sorry now that he hadn't
-given more heed to the mechanical side of things when he was growing up.
-
-He worked with a deliberate slowness, steadily. Nevertheless, it was hot
-work. The sun rose over the bank and shone on him through the limbs of
-the uprooted tree. His hat was on the ground alongside of him. The sweat
-ran down his face, streaking it and wilting his collar flat. The scrap
-of gun metal kept slipping out of his wet fingers. Down would go the
-chained hands to scrabble in the grass for it, and then the picking
-would go on again. This happened a good many times. Birds, nervous with
-the spirit that presages the fall migration, flew back and forth along
-the creek, almost grazing Mr. Trimm sometimes. A rain crow wove a brown
-thread in the green warp of the bushes above his head. A chattering red
-squirrel sat up on a tree limb to scold him. At intervals, distantly,
-came the cough of laboring trains, showing that the track must have been
-cleared. There were times when Mr. Trimm thought he felt the lock
-giving. These times he would work harder.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Late in the afternoon Mr. Trimm lay back against the bank, panting. His
-face was splotched with red, and the little hollows at the sides of his
-forehead pulsed rapidly up and down like the bellies of scared tree
-frogs. The bent outer case of the watch littered a bare patch on the
-log; its mainspring had gone the way of the fragments of the gun-metal
-match safe which were lying all about, each a worn-down, twisted wisp of
-metal. The spring of the eyeglasses had been confiscated long ago and
-the broken crystals powdered the earth where Mr. Trimm's toes had
-scraped a smooth patch. The nails of the two little fingers were worn to
-the quick and splintered down into the raw flesh. There were countless
-tiny scratches and mars on the locks of the handcuffs, and the steel
-wristbands were dulled with blood smears and pale-red tarnishes of new
-rust; but otherwise they were as stanch and strong a pair of Bean's
-Latest Model Little Giant handcuffs as you'd find in any hardware store
-anywhere.
-
-The devilish, stupid malignity of the damned things! With an acid oath
-Mr. Trimm raised his hands and brought them down on the log violently.
-There was a double click and the bonds tightened painfully, pressing the
-chafed red skin white. Mr. Trimm snatched up his hands close to his
-near-sighted eyes and looked. One of the little notches on the under
-side of each cuff had disappeared. It was as if they were living things
-that had turned and bitten him for the blow he gave them.
-
- * * * * *
-
-From the time the sun went down there was a tingle of frost in the air.
-Mr. Trimm didn't sleep much. Under the squeeze of the tightened fetters
-his wrists throbbed steadily and racking cramps ran through his arms.
-His stomach felt as though it were tied into knots. The water that he
-drank from the branch only made his hunger sickness worse. His
-undergarments, that had been wet with perspiration, clung to him
-clammily. His middle-aged, tenderly cared-for body called through every
-pore for clean linen and soap and water and rest, as his empty insides
-called for food.
-
-After a while he became so chilled that the demand for warmth conquered
-his instinct for caution. He felt about him in the darkness gathering
-scraps of dead wood, and, after breaking several of the matches that had
-been in the gun-metal match safe, he managed to strike one and with its
-tiny flame started a fire. He huddled almost over the fire, coughing
-when the smoke blew into his face and twisting and pulling at his arms
-in an effort to get relief from the everlasting cramps. It seemed to him
-that if he could only get an inch or two more of play for his hands he
-would be ever so much more comfortable. But he couldn't, of course.
-
-He dozed, finally, sitting crosslegged with his head sunk between his
-hunched shoulders. A pain in a new place woke him. The fire had burned
-almost through the thin sole of his right shoe, and as he scrambled to
-his feet and stamped, the clap of the hot leather flat against his
-blistered foot almost made him cry out.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Soon after sunrise a boy came riding a horse down a faintly traced
-footpath along the creek, driving a cow with a bell on her neck ahead of
-him. Mr. Trimm's ears caught the sound of the clanking bell before
-either the cow or her herder was in sight, and he limped away, running,
-skulking through the thick cover. A pendent loop of a wild grapevine,
-swinging low, caught his hat and flipped it off his head; but Mr. Trimm,
-imagining pursuit, did not stop to pick it up and went on bareheaded
-until he had to stop from exhaustion. He saw some dark-red berries on a
-shrub upon which he had trod, and, stooping, he plucked some of them
-with his two hands and put three or four in his mouth experimentally.
-Warned instantly by the harsh, burning taste, he spat the crushed
-berries out and went on doggedly, following, according to his best
-judgment, a course parallel to the railroad. It was characteristic of
-him, a city-raised man, that he took no heed of distances nor of the
-distinguishing marks of the timber.
-
-Behind a log at the edge of a small clearing in the woods he halted some
-little time, watching and listening. The clearing had grown up in sumacs
-and weeds and small saplings and it seemed deserted; certainly it was
-still. Near the center of it rose the sagging roof of what had been a
-shack or a shed of some sort. Stooping cautiously, to keep his bare head
-below the tops of the sumacs, Mr. Trimm made for the ruined shanty and
-gained it safely. In the midst of the rotted, punky logs that had once
-formed the walls he began scraping with his feet. Presently he uncovered
-something. It was a broken-off harrow tooth, scaled like a long, red
-fish with the crusted rust of years.
-
-Mr. Trimm rested the lower rims of his handcuffs on the edge of an old,
-broken watering trough, worked the pointed end of the rust-crusted
-harrow tooth into the flat middle link of the chain as far as it would
-go, and then with one hand on top of the other he pressed downward with
-all his might. The pain in his wrists made him stop this at once. The
-link had not sprung or given in the least, but the twisting pressure had
-almost broken his wrist bones. He let the harrow tooth fall, knowing
-that it would never serve as a lever to free him--which, indeed, he had
-known all along--and sat on the side of the trough, rubbing his wrists
-and thinking.
-
-He had another idea. It came into his mind as a vague suggestion that
-fire had certain effects upon certain metals. He kindled a fire of bits
-of the rotted wood, and when the flames ran together and rose slender
-and straight in a single red thread he thrust the chain into it, holding
-his hands as far apart as possible in the attitude of a player about to
-catch a bounced ball. But immediately the pain of that grew unendurable
-too, and he leaped back, jerking his hands away. He had succeeded only
-in blackening the steel and putting a big water blister on one of his
-wrists right where the shackle bolt would press upon it.
-
-Where he huddled down in the shelter of one of the fallen walls he
-noticed, presently, a strand of rusted fence wire still held to
-half-tottering posts by a pair of blackened staples; it was part of a
-pen that had been used once for chickens or swine. Mr. Trimm tried the
-wire with his fingers. It was firm and springy. Rocking and groaning
-with the pain of it, he nevertheless began sliding the chain back and
-forth along the strand of wire.
-
-Eventually, the wire, weakened by age, snapped in two. A tiny shined
-spot, hardly deep enough to be called a nick, in its tarnished, smudged
-surface was all the mark that the chain showed.
-
-Staggering a little and putting his feet down unsteadily, Mr. Trimm left
-the clearing, heading as well as he could tell eastward, away from the
-railroad. After a mile or two he came toil dusty wood road winding
-downhill.
-
-To the north of the clearing where Mr. Trimm had halted were a farm and
-a group of farm buildings. To the southward a mile or so was a cluster
-of dwellings set in the midst of more farm lands, with a shop or two and
-a small white church with a green spire in the center. Along a road that
-ran northward from the hamlet to the solitary farm a ten-year-old boy
-came, carrying a covered tin pail. A young gray squirrel flirted across
-the wagon ruts ahead of him and darted up a chestnut sapling. The boy
-put the pail down at the side of the road and began looking for a stone
-to throw at the squirrel.
-
-Mr. Trimm slid out from behind a tree. A hemstitched handkerchief,
-grimed and stained, was loosely twisted around his wrists, partly hiding
-the handcuffs. He moved along with a queer, sidling gait, keeping as
-much of his body as he could turned from the youngster. The ears of the
-little chap caught the faint scuffle of feet and he spun around on his
-bare heel.
-
-"My boy, would you----" Mr. Trimm began.
-
-The boy's round eyes widened at the apparition that was sidling toward
-him in so strange a fashion, and then, taking fright, he dodged past Mr.
-Trimm and ran back the way he had come, as fast as his slim brown legs
-could take him. In half a minute he was out of sight round a bend.
-
-Had the boy looked back he would have seen a still more curious
-spectacle than the one that had frightened him. He would have seen a man
-worth four million dollars down on his knees in the yellow dust, pawing
-with chained hands at the tight-fitting lid of the tin pail, and then,
-when he had got the lid off, drinking the fresh, warm milk which the
-pail held with great, choking gulps, uttering little mewing, animal
-sounds as he drank, while the white, creamy milk ran over his chin and
-splashed down his breast in little, spurting streams.
-
-But the boy didn't look back. He ran all the way home and told his
-mother he had seen a wild man on the road to the village; and later,
-when his father came in from the fields, he was soundly thrashed for
-letting the sight of a tramp make him lose a good tin bucket and half a
-gallon of milk worth nine cents a quart.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The rich, fresh milk put life into Mr. Trimm. He rested the better for
-it during the early part of that night in a haw thicket. Only the sharp,
-darting pains in his wrists kept rousing him to temporary wakefulness.
-In one of those intervals of waking the plan that had been sketchily
-forming in his mind from the time he had quit the clearing in the woods
-took on a definite, fixed shape. But how was he with safety to get the
-sort of aid he needed, and where?
-
-Canvassing tentative plans in his head, he dozed off again.
-
- * * * * *
-
-On a smooth patch of turf behind the blacksmith shop three yokels were
-languidly pitching horseshoes--"quaits," they called them--at a stake
-driven in the earth. Just beyond, the woods shredded out into a long,
-yellow and green peninsula which stretched up almost to the back door of
-the smithy, so that late of afternoons the slanting shadows of the
-nearmost trees fell on its roof of warped shingles. At the extreme end
-of this point of woods Mr. Trimm was squatted behind a big boulder,
-squinting warily through a thick-fringed curtain of ripened goldenrod
-tops and sumacs, heavy-headed with their dark-red tapers. He had been
-there more than an hour, cautiously waiting his chance to hail the
-blacksmith, whose figure he could make out in the smoky interior of his
-shop, passing back and forth in front of a smudgy forge fire and
-rattling metal against metal in intermittent fits of professional
-activity.
-
-From where Mr. Trimm watched to where the horseshoe-pitching game went
-on was not more than sixty feet. He could hear what the players said and
-even see the little puffs of dust rise when one of them clapped his
-hands together after a pitch. He judged by the signs of slackening
-interest that they would be stopping soon and, he hoped, going clear
-away.
-
-But the smith loafed out of his shop and, after an exchange of bucolic
-banter with the three of them, he took a hand in their game himself. He
-wore no coat or waistcoat and, as he poised a horseshoe for his first
-cast at the stake, Mr. Trimm saw, pinned flat against the broad strap of
-his suspenders, a shiny, silvery-looking disc. Having pitched the shoe,
-the smith moved over into the shade, so that he almost touched the clump
-of undergrowth that half buried Mr. Trimm's protecting boulder. The
-near-sighted eyes of the fugitive banker could make out then what the
-flat, silvery disc was, and Mr. Trimm cowered low in his covert behind
-the rock, holding his hands down between his knees, fearful that a gleam
-from his burnished wristlets might strike through the screen of weed
-growth and catch the inquiring eye of the smith. So he stayed, not
-daring to move, until a dinner horn sounded somewhere in the cluster of
-cottages beyond, and the smith, closing the doors of his shop, went away
-with the three yokels.
-
-Then Mr. Trimm, stooping low, stole back into the deep woods again. In
-his extremity he was ready to risk making a bid for the hire of a
-blacksmith's aid to rid himself of his bonds, but not a blacksmith who
-wore a deputy sheriff's badge pinned to his suspenders.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He caught himself scraping his wrists up and down again against the
-rough, scrofulous trunk of a shellbark hickory. The irritation was
-comforting to the swollen skin. The cuffs, which kept catching on the
-bark and snagging small fragments of it loose, seemed to Mr. Trimm to
-have been a part and parcel of him for a long time--almost as long a
-time as he could remember. But the hands which they clasped so close
-seemed like the hands of somebody else. There was a numbness about them
-that made them feel as though they were a stranger's hands which never
-had belonged to him. As he looked at them with a sort of vague curiosity
-they seemed to swell and grow, these two strange hands, while the
-fetters measured yards across, while the steel bands shrunk to the
-thinness of piano wire, cutting deeper and deeper into the flesh. Then
-the hands in turn began to shrink down and the cuffs to grow up into
-great, thick things as cumbersome as the couplings of a freight car. A
-voice that Mr. Trimm dimly recognized as his own was saying something
-about four million dollars over and over again.
-
-Mr. Trimm roused up and shook his head angrily to clear it. He rubbed
-his eyes free of the clouding delusion. It wouldn't do for him to be
-getting light-headed.
-
- * * * * *
-
-On a flat, shelving bluff, forty feet above a cut through which the
-railroad ran at a point about five miles north of where the collision
-had occurred, a tramp was busy, just before sundown, cooking something
-in an old washboiler that perched precariously on a fire of wood coals.
-This tramp was tall and spindle-legged, with reddish hair and a pale,
-beardless, freckled face with no chin to it and not much forehead, so
-that it ran out to a peak like the profile of some featherless,
-unpleasant sort of fowl. The skirts of an old, ragged overcoat dangled
-grotesquely about his spare shanks.
-
-Desperate as his plight had become, Mr. Trimm felt the old sick shame at
-the prospect of exposing himself to this knavish-looking vagabond whose
-help he meant to buy with a bribe. It was the sight of a dainty wisp of
-smoke from the wood fire curling upward through the cloudy, damp air
-that had brought him limping cautiously across the right-of-way, to
-climb the rocky shelf along the cut; but now he hesitated, shielded in
-the shadows twenty yards away. It was a whiff of something savory in the
-washboiler, borne to him on the still air and almost making him cry out
-with eagerness, that drew him forth finally. At the sound of the halting
-footsteps the tramp stopped stirring the mess in the washboiler and
-glanced up apprehensively. As he took in the figure of the newcomer his
-eyes narrowed and his pasty, nasty face spread in a grin of
-comprehension.
-
-"Well, well, well," he said, leering offensively, "welcome to our city,
-little stranger."
-
-Mr. Trimm came nearer, dragging his feet, for they were almost out of
-the wrecks of his patent-leather shoes. His gaze shifted from the
-tramp's face to the stuff on the fire, his nostrils wrinkling. Then
-slowly, "I'm in trouble," he said, and held out his hands.
-
-"Wot I'd call a mild way o' puttin' it," said the tramp coolly. "That
-purticular kind o' joolry ain't gen'lly wore for pleasure."
-
-His eyes took on a nervous squint and roved past Mr. Trimm's stooped
-figure down the slope of the hillock.
-
-"Say, pal, how fur ahead are you of yore keeper?" he demanded, his
-manner changing.
-
-"There is no one after me--no one that I know of," explained Mr. Trimm.
-"I am quite alone--I am certain of it."
-
-"Sure there ain't nobody lookin' fur you?" the other persisted
-suspiciously.
-
-"I tell you I am all alone," protested Mr. Trimm. "I want your help in
-getting these--these things off and sending a message to a friend.
-You'll be well paid, very well paid. I can pay you more money than you
-ever had in your life, probably, for your help. I can promise-----"
-
-He broke off, for the tramp, as if reassured by his words, had stooped
-again to his cooking and was stirring the bubbling contents of the
-washboiler with a peeled stick. The smell of the stew, rising strongly,
-filled Mr. Trimm with such a sharp and an aching hunger that he could
-not speak for a moment. He mastered himself, but the effort left him
-shaking and gulping.
-
-"Go on, then, an' tell us somethin' about yourself," said the freckled
-man. "Wot brings you roamin' round this here railroad cut with them
-bracelets on?"
-
-"I was in the wreck," obeyed Mr. Trimm. "The man with me--the
-officer--was killed. I wasn't hurt and I got away into these woods. But
-they think I'm dead too--my name was among the list of dead."
-
-The other's peaky face lengthened in astonishment.
-
-"Why, say!" he began. "I read all about that there wreck--seen the list
-myself--say, you can't be Trimm, the New York banker? Yes, you are! Wot
-a streak of luck! Lemme look at you! Trimm, the swell financier,
-sportin' 'round with the darbies on him all nice an' snug an' reg'lar!
-Mister Trimm--well, if this ain't rich!"
-
-"My name is Trimm," said the starving banker miserably. "I've been
-wandering about here a great many hours--several days, I think it must
-be--and I need rest and food very much indeed. I don't--don't feel very
-well," he added, his voice trailing off.
-
-At this his self-control gave way again and he began to quake violently
-as if with an ague. The smell of the cooking overcame him.
-
-"You don't look so well an' that's a fact, Trimm," sneered the tramp,
-resuming his malicious, mocking air. "But set down an' make yourself at
-home, an' after a while, when this is done, we'll have a bite
-together--you an' me. It'll be a reg'lar tea party fur jest us two."
-
-He broke off to chuckle. His mirth made him appear even more repulsive
-than before.
-
-"But looky here, you wuz sayin' somethin' about money," he said
-suddenly. "Le's take a look at all this here money."
-
-He came over to him and went through Mr. Trimm's pockets. Mr. Trimm said
-nothing and stood quietly, making no resistance. The tramp finished a
-workmanlike search of the banker's pockets. He looked at the result as
-it lay in his grimy palm--a moist little wad of bills and some
-chicken-feed change--and spat disgustedly with a nasty oath.
-
-"Well, Trimm," he said, "fur a Wall Street guy seems to me you travel
-purty light. About how much did you think you'd get done fur all this
-pile of wealth?"
-
-"You will be well paid," said Mr. Trimm, arguing hard; "my friend will
-see to that. What I want you to do is to take the money you have there
-in your hand and buy a cold chisel or a file--any tools that will cut
-these things off me. And then you will send a telegram to a certain
-gentleman in New York. And let me stay with you until we get an
-answer--until he comes here. He will pay you well; I promise it."
-
-He halted, his eyes and his mind again on the bubbling stuff in the
-rusted washboiler. The freckled vagrant studied him through his
-red-lidded eyes, kicking some loose embers back into the fire with his
-toe.
-
-"I've heard a lot about you one way an' another, Trimm," he said.
-"'Tain't as if you wuz some pore down-an'-out devil tryin' to beat the
-cops out of doin' his bit in stir. You're the way-up, high-an'-mighty
-kind of crook. An' from wot I've read an' heard about you, you never
-toted fair with nobody yet. There wuz that young feller, wot's his
-name?--the cashier--him that wuz tried with you. He went along with you
-in yore games an' done yore work fur you an' you let him go over the
-road to the same place you're tryin' to dodge now. Besides," he added
-cunningly, "you come here talkin' mighty big about money, yet I notice
-you ain't carryin' much of it in yore clothes. All I've had to go by is
-yore word. An' yore word ain't worth much, by all accounts."
-
-"I tell you, man, that you'll profit richly," burst out Mr. Trimm, the
-words falling over each other in his new panic. "You must help me; I've
-endured too much--I've gone through too much to give up now." He pleaded
-fast, his hands shaking in a quiver of fear and eagerness as he
-stretched them out in entreaty and his linked chain shaking with them.
-Promises, pledges, commands, orders, arguments poured from him. His
-tormentor checked him with a gesture.
-
-"You're wot I'd call a bird in the hand," he chuckled, hugging his slack
-frame, "an' it ain't fur you to be givin' orders--it's fur me. An',
-anyway, I guess we ain't a-goin' to be able to make a trade--leastwise
-not on yore terms. But we'll do business all right, all right--anyhow,
-I will."
-
-"What do you mean?" panted Mr. Trimm, full of terror. "You'll help me?"
-
-"I mean this," said the tramp slowly. He put his hands under his
-loose-hanging overcoat and began to fumble at a leather strap about his
-waist. "If I turn you over to the Government I know wot you'll be worth,
-purty near, by guessin' at the reward; an' besides, it'll maybe help to
-square me up fur one or two little matters. If I turn you loose I ain't
-got nothin' only your word--an' I've got an idea how much faith I kin
-put in that."
-
-Mr. Trimm glanced about him wildly. There was no escape. He was fast in
-a trap which he himself had sprung. The thought of being led to jail,
-all foul of body and fettered as he was, by this filthy, smirking wretch
-made him crazy. He stumbled backward with some insane idea of running
-away.
-
-"No hurry, no hurry a-tall," gloated the tramp, enjoying the torture of
-this helpless captive who had walked into his hands. "I ain't goin' to
-hurt you none--only make sure that you don't wander off an' hurt
-yourself while I'm gone. Won't do to let you be damagin' yoreself;
-you're valuable property. Trimm, now, I'll tell you wot we'll do! We'll
-just back you up agin one of these trees an' then we'll jest slip this
-here belt through yore elbows an' buckle it around behind at the back;
-an' I kinder guess you'll stay right there till I go down yonder to that
-town that I passed comin' up here an' see wot kind of a bargain I kin
-strike up with the marshal. Come on, now," he threatened with a show of
-bluster, reading the resolution that was mounting in Mr. Trimm's face.
-"Come on peaceable, if you don't want to git hurt."
-
-Of a sudden Mr. Trimm became the primitive man. He was filled with those
-elemental emotions that make a man see in spatters of crimson. Gathering
-strength from passion out of an exhausted frame, he sprang forward at
-the tramp. He struck at him with his head, his shoulders, his knees, his
-manacled wrists, all at once. Not really hurt by the puny assault, but
-caught by surprise, the freckled man staggered bade, clawing at the air,
-tripped on the washboiler in the fire, and with a yell vanished below
-the smooth edge of the cut.
-
-Mr. Trimm stole forward and looked over the bluff. Half-way down the
-cliff on an outcropping shelf of rock the man lay, face downward,
-motionless. He seemed to have grown smaller and to have shrunk into his
-clothes. One long, thin leg was bent up under the skirts of the overcoat
-in a queer, twisted way, and the cloth of the trouser leg looked
-flattened and empty. As Mr. Trimm peered down at him he saw a red stain
-spreading on the rock under the still, silent figure's head.
-
-Mr. Trimm turned to the washboiler. It lay on its side, empty, the last
-of its recent contents sputtering out into the half-drowned fire. He
-stared at this ruin a minute. Then without another look over the cliff
-edge he stumbled slowly down the hill, muttering to himself as he went.
-Just as he struck the level it began to rain, gently at first, then
-hard, and despite the shelter of the full-leaved forest trees, he was
-soon wet through to his skin and dripped water as he lurched along
-without sense of direction and, indeed, without any active realization
-of what he was doing.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Late that night it was still raining--a cold, steady, autumnal downpour.
-A huddled figure slowly climbed upon a low fence running about the
-house-yard of the little farm where the boy lived who got thrashed for
-losing a milk-pail. On the wet top rail, precariously perching, the
-figure slipped and sprawled forward in the miry yard. It got up,
-painfully swaying on its feet. It was Mr. Trimm, looking for food. He
-moved slowly toward the house, tottering from weakness and because of
-the slick mud underfoot; peering near-sightedly this way and that
-through the murk; starting at every sound and stopping often to listen.
-
-The outlines of the lean-to kitchen at the back of the house were
-looming dead ahead of him when from the corner of the cottage sprang a
-small terrier. It made for Mr. Trimm, barking shrilly. He retreated
-backward, kicking at the little dog and, to hold his balance, striking
-out with short, dabby jerks of his fettered hands--they were such
-motions as the terrier itself might make trying to walk on its hindlegs.
-Still backing away, expecting every instant to feel the terrier's teeth
-in his flesh, Mr. Trimm put one foot into a hotbed with a great clatter
-of the breaking glass. He felt the sharp ends of shattered glass tearing
-and cutting his shin as he jerked free. Recovering himself, he dealt the
-terrier a lucky kick under the throat that sent it back, yowling, to
-where it had come from, and then, as a door jerked open and a
-half-dressed man jumped out into the darkness, Mr. Trimm half hobbled,
-half fell out of sight behind the woodpile.
-
-Back and forth along the lower edge of his yard the farmer hunted, with
-the whimpering, cowed terrier to guide him, poking in dark corners with
-the muzzle of his shotgun for the unseen intruder whose coming had
-aroused the household. In a brushpile just over the fence to the east
-Mr. Trimm lay on his face upon the wet earth, with the rain beating down
-on him, sobbing with choking gulps that wrenched him cruelly, biting at
-the bonds on his wrists until the sound of breaking teeth gritted in the
-air. Finally, in the hopeless, helpless frenzy of his agony he beat his
-arms up and down until the bracelets struck squarely on a flat stone and
-the force of the blow sent the cuffs home to the last notch so that they
-pressed harder and faster than ever upon the tortured wrist bones.
-
-When he had wasted ten or fifteen minutes in a vain search the farmer
-went shivering back indoors to dry put his wet shirt. But the groveling
-figure in the brushpile lay for a long time where it was, only stirring
-a little while the rain dripped steadily down on everything.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The wreck was on a Tuesday evening. Early on the Saturday morning
-following, the chief of police, who was likewise the whole of the day
-police force in the town of Westfield, nine miles from the place where
-the collision occurred, heard a peculiar, strangely weak knocking at the
-front door of his cottage, where he also had his office. The door was a
-Dutch door, sawed through the middle, so that the top half might be
-opened independently, leaving the lower panel fast. He swung this top
-half bade.
-
-A face was framed in the opening--an indescribably dirty, unutterably
-weary face, with matted white hair and a rime of whitish beard stubble
-on the jaws. It was fallen in and sunken and it drooped on the chest of
-its owner. The mouth, swollen and pulpy, as if from repeated hard blows,
-hung agape, and between the purplish parted lips showed the stumps of
-broken teeth. The eyes blinked weakly at the chief from under lids as
-colorless as the eyelids of a corpse. The bare white head was filthy
-with plastered mud and twigs, and dripping wet.
-
-"Hello, there!" said the chief, startled at this apparition. "What do
-you want?"
-
-With a movement that told of straining effort the lolled head came up
-off the chest. The thin, corded neck stiffened back, rising from a
-dirty, collarless neckband. The Adam's apple bulged out prominently, as
-big as a pigeon's egg.
-
-"I have come," said the specter in a wheezing rasp of a voice which the
-chief could hardly hear, "I have come to surrender myself. I am Hobart
-W. Trimm."
-
-"I guess you got another think comin'," said the chief, who was by the
-way of being a neighborhood wag. "When last seen Hobart W. Trimm was
-only fifty-two years old. Besides which, he's dead and buried. I guess
-maybe you'd better think ag'in, grandpap, and see if you ain't
-Methus'lah or the Wanderin' Jew."
-
-"I am Hobart W. Trimm, the banker," whispered the stranger with a sort
-of wan stubbornness.
-
-"Go on and prove it," suggested the chief, more than willing to prolong
-the enjoyment of the sensation. It wasn't often in Westfield that
-wandering lunatics came a-calling.
-
-"Got any way to prove it?" he repeated as the visitor stared at him.
-
-"Yes," came the creaking, rusted hinge of a voice, "I have."
-
-Slowly, with struggling attempts, he raised his hands into the chief's
-sight. They were horribly swollen hands, red with the dried blood where
-they were not black with the dried dirt; the fingers puffed up out of
-shape; the nails broken; they were like the skinned paws of a bear. And
-at the wrists, almost buried in the bloated folds of flesh, blackened,
-rusted, battered, yet still strong and whole, was a tightly locked pair
-of Bean's Latest Model Little Giant handcuffs.
-
-"Great God!" cried the chief, transfixed at the sight. He drew the bolt
-and jerked open the lower half of the door.
-
-"Come in," he said, "and lemme get them irons off of you--they must hurt
-something terrible." "They can wait," said Mr. Trimm very humbly. "I
-have worn them a long, long while, I think--I am used to them. Wouldn't
-you please get me some food first?"
-
-
-[Footnote 2: _From Irvin Cobb's The Escape of Mr. Trimm, His Plight and
-Other Plights, Copyright, 1913, by George H. Doran Company. By
-permission of the publishers._]
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-
-[Illustration]
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-[Illustration: PETER B. KYNE]
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-
-
-_FOREWORD_
-
-
-_In the days of my youth I was happy. I had no money, hence no
-responsibilities. All I had was a job with wages that never developed
-into a position with salary. However, out of my stipend I managed to buy
-a good shotgun and, each fall thereafter, a case of shells with my own
-special load for quail--one ounce of No. 9 chilled shot with twenty-four
-grains of Laflin & Rand powder. In "those old days of the lost sunshine"
-I possessed also two additional treasures--the most wonderful and
-lovable shooting crony a man ever had and the finest little English
-setter any man ever killed a quail over. My pal presented me with this
-dog because he loved me; moreover, he had a weakness for pointers and
-owned a bitch named Lou._
-
-_Lee Clark and his good dog Lou! What memories they evoke! As I write
-the years fall away and Lee and Lou and Dick and I are quail-hunting in
-the hills of California. I see a little swale covered with stunted sage,
-blackberry bushes and dried nettles, and the dogs are questing through
-it. Lee Clark is on one side of this swale and I am on the other, and
-for a moment the dogs are invisible to me. Then, borne to me on the
-crisp October air, comes Lee's voice_:
-
-"_Point!_"
-
-_I move fifteen or twenty feet. I am in no hurry, for I know those dogs.
-It is a matter of personal honor with them not to break point. Presently
-I see them. Little lemon-and-white Lou has found the bird, and Dicky
-thorough little gentleman that he was, is honoring her point! Lee walks
-down to his dog; the quail lies close. "Good old Lou," Lee says, and
-stoops to give her the caress she craves. Then he kicks out the
-bird--for me! (Lee was like that. He would never kill a bird over his
-own dog's point while his field companion stood by, nor could any
-protest move him from this exhibition of his inherent graciousness and
-courtesy.) So I fire--and miss--and then at forty yards Lee gets the
-bird, and Lou trots sedately down and picks the little feathered martyr
-up very gently, scarcely disturbing a feather, and carries the trophy
-uphill to Lee. As I write, with twenty years behind me, I tan see her
-yet, her tail and rear end swishing pridefully and her beautiful eyes
-abeam with love; she is even trying to smile with the bird in her
-mouth!_
-
-_Lee takes the bird from her and tucks it in his hunting-coat pocket.
-Then he strokes Lou's head and says: "Good girl," and Lou licks his hand
-and scurries away to find another bird. And this time she points so
-close to me that Lee calls cheerily to me to kick the bird out and kill
-it. I do--and again Lou retrieves the bird. But she does not bring it to
-her master this time. Ah, no! Lou is wiser than that. She brings it to
-me, for she knows it is my bird!_
-
-_Meanwhile Dick is frozen on another bird! And so it goes. At noon we
-rest under an oak beside a creek, and over a barbecued steak and a
-bottle of good wine, discuss the morning shoot and the prospects of as
-good shooting in the afternoon. And late that night we drive home in the
-moonlight in an old side-bar buggy, with Dick curled up in back and Lou
-in her master's lap, with her muzzle in his hand . . ._
-
-_Well, there will never be another Dick or another Lou or another
-gallant, kindly, unselfish, understanding friend and shooting crony like
-Lee Clark. A fiend stole Dick from me and Lou died in puppy-birth; when
-Lee told me about it he wept, and I honored him for his tears. And then
-the pressure of life commenced to be felt. After twelve years of Lou,
-Lee Clark could not accustom himself to other dogs--and the hopelessness
-of finding another Lou was quite apparent, for Lou had been one of those
-rare dogs that do not require training! And I could never find another
-Dicky and had no place to keep him if I had. I became an author and
-married, and a multitude of interests claimed us, and we gave up
-quail-shooting, although every few years we meet and talk bravely about
-the necessity for renewing our youth afield._
-
-_A man who has trained field dogs for me has much of Lee Clark in him,
-and that man's wife is a rare good sport. One day I went to his kennels,
-and he showed me a five-year-old setter that had been the unbeautiful
-runt of his litter. He called this dog Jeff, and Jeff was a failure. His
-litter mates had made field trial history but Jeff was so little and
-homely, nobody had ever wanted him, and he had never been trained. He
-was a stud dog._
-
-_He was the reincarnation of my lost Dick! I bought him for a hundred
-and twenty-five dollars, and ignoring the theory that you cannot teach
-an old dog new tricks, I had Jeff trained. He was such a bright,
-cunning, fast little old man of a dog that the trainer, who names my
-dogs after the heroes and heroines of my stories, renamed him Cappy
-Ricks and registered him by that name. Cappy Ricks did not win in the
-field trials that year, but he lost on a hair-line decision and after an
-exhibition of bird work that made him great, even in defeat, and brought
-me offers of far more than I had spent on him from men who knew a real
-dog when they saw one. Well, I have bought many dogs, but I have never
-sold one, and I never shall . . . too much like selling old Uncle Tom
-down the river! So Cappy is rounding out his years questing through the
-alfalfa field at my ranch for quail that aren't there. However, I gave
-him his chance, for dead Dick's sake, and he made good, and I hope he
-enjoyed it._
-
-_So I wrote a story about Cappy and a fictitious trainer and his wife,
-because field dog trainers and the field dog "fancy" are different from
-all other sportsmen. And when my little story had been written and my
-editor, Ray Long, asked me what I was going to call it, I had a swift
-and poignant vision of a lovely October morning in the hills of
-California. There was a little swale grown over with stunted sage,
-blackberry vines and dried nettles, and in the cover Lou was standing at
-point, with Dick honoring her; from across the swale I heard again the
-voice of the best friend and the best field companion any man ever had.
-And he was calling warningly_:
-
-"_Point!_"
-
-_Yes, this story is dedicated to Lee Clark and his good dog, Lou!_
-
-
-
-
-POINT[3]
-
-BY PETER B. KYNE
-
-
-Little Old Dan Pelly occupied a position in life analogous to that of a
-tragedian who aspires to play comedy rĂ´les. By reason of early
-environment, natural inclination and years of practice, he was a dog
-trainer; now, in the sunset of his rather futile life, he was a cross
-between a chicken raiser, farmer and dreamer of old dreams that had to
-do mostly with dogs and good quail cover. In a word, old Dan was not
-happy, and this morning as he sat on a fallen scrub oak tree on the
-highest point on his alleged ranch and gazed off into Little Antelope
-Valley, he almost wished that a merciful Providence would waft him out
-of this cold world.
-
-"The Indians had the right idea of a hereafter," mused Dan Pelly. "To
-them the next world was a happy hunting ground. This world is no longer
-fit for a white man to live in. It's getting too civilized. Travel as
-far as you will for good trout-fishing and upland hunting and you'll
-find some scrub there ahead of you in a flivver. Get out on your own
-ground at dawn on the day the shooting season opens--and you'll find
-empty shotgun shells a week old. Tim, old pal, the more I see of some
-men the more I love you."
-
-Tim--or, to accord him his registered name. Tiny Tim--ran his cool
-muzzle into Dan Pelly's horny palm and rested it there. Just rested it
-and spoke never a word, for Tiny Tim was one of those rare dogs who know
-when their masters are troubled of soul and forbear to weary their loved
-ones with unnecessary outbursts of affection or sympathy. He leaned his
-shoulder against Dan's knee and rested his muzzle in Dan's hand as who
-should say: "Well, man alone is vile. Here I am and I'll stick, depend
-upon it."
-
-Tiny Tim was an English setter and the last surviving son of Keepsake,
-the greatest bitch Dan Pelly had ever seen or owned. Dan had wept when
-an envious scoundrel had poisoned her the night before a field trial up
-Bakersfield way. All of her puppies out of Kenwood Boy had survived, and
-all had made history in dogdom. Three of them had been placed--one, two,
-three--in the Derby. The other two had been the runners-up, and the
-least promising of these runners-up had been Tiny Tim.
-
-Tim had been the runt of the litter and as if his physical deficiency
-had not been sufficient handicap, he had grown into a singularly
-unbeautiful dog. He had a butterfly nose, one black ear, a solid white
-coat with the exception of a black spot as big as a man's hand just over
-the root of his tail; and his tail was his crowning misfortune. Dog
-fanciers like a setter with a merry tail, but Tiny Tim carried his very
-low when he ran that Derby, and he had never carried it very high since.
-As if to offset the tragedy of his tail, however, Tiny Tim ran with a
-high head, for he had, tucked away in that butterfly nose, a pair of
-olfactory nerves that carried him unerringly to birdy ground. He could
-always manage to locate a bird lying close in cover that had been
-thoroughly prospected by other dogs.
-
-Dan Pelly had sold Tiny Tim's litter mates at a fancy figure after that
-memorable Derby, but for homely Tiny Tim there were no bidders; so Dan
-Pelly expressed him back to the kennels. He was homely and lacked style
-and dash in his bird work; he appeared a bit nervous and uncertain and
-inclined to limit his range, and it seemed to Dan that as a field trial
-prospect he was so much inferior to other dogs that it was scarcely
-worth while spending any time or money on his education. However, he did
-have a grand nose; when he grew older Dan hoped he might outgrow his
-nervousness and be steadier to shot and wing; in view of his undoubted
-instinct for birds, it seemed the part of wisdom to make a "plug"
-shooting dog of him. Every dog trainer keeps such an animal, if not for
-his own use then for the use of stout old bank presidents and of retired
-brewers whose idea of the sport of hunting is to come home with "the
-limit." A grand hunting dog means little in the lives of such
-"sportsmen"; they want a dog that will work close to the gun, thus
-enabling them to proceed leisurely, as becomes a fat man. It is no
-pleasure to them to be forced to walk down a steep hill, clamber across
-a deep gully and climb the opposite hill to kill a bird their dog has
-been pointing for fifteen or twenty minutes. It is reserved for
-idealists like old Dan Pelly to thrill to the work of a dog like that.
-The dead bird is a secondary consideration.
-
-So Tiny Tim had been sent back to the kennel, and now, in his fifth
-year, he was still on Dan Pelly's hands. But that was no fault of Tiny
-Tim's. And he had never again been entered in a field trial. That was no
-fault of his, either. Dan Pelly had merely gone out of the dog business,
-and Tiny Tim, his last dog and best beloved, was neither a field trial
-dog nor yet a potterer for fat bankers and retired brewers who came down
-to Dan Pelly's place for a week-end shoot in the season. No, Tiny Tim
-had never achieved that disgrace. Dan Pelly had given up dog training
-and dog boarding and dog raising and dog trading after his return from
-that field trial where old Keepsake's litter had brought him more money
-than he had ever seen at any one time before. Consequently, Tiny Tim was
-Dan's own shooting dog and Dan had trained him not for filthy lucre but
-for that love and companionship for a good dog which idealists of the
-Dan Pelly type can never repress.
-
-Tiny Tim had known but one master, and but one code of sportsmanship; he
-responded to but one set of signals; he had never been curbed in his
-range or speed; he had never been scolded or shouted at or beaten, but
-he had received much of love and caressing and praise. He had been fed
-properly, housed properly, wormed regularly every three months, bathed
-every Saturday afternoon and brushed and combed almost every day, and as
-a result he was an extremely healthy dog, albeit a small dog, even among
-small, field type English setters. Dan Pelly loved him just a little bit
-more because he was a runt and because, though royally bred, his bearing
-was a bit ignoble.
-
-"I'll have none of your bench type setters," Dan was wont to remark when
-speaking of setters. "I could weep from just lookin' at them--the poor
-boobs, with their domed foreheads and their sad, bloodshot eyes and
-dribbling chops. Too heavy and slow for anybody but a fat man. An hour's
-hard going of a warm day and they're done. I'll have a light, neat
-little setter for a long, hard, drivin' day of it."
-
-Dan Pelly's choice of dog was an index to his character. He, too, was a
-light, compact little man, with something of a lost dog's wistfulness
-about him. Dan didn't like pointers. They were too aggressive, too
-headstrong, too noisy for him. The sight of a bulldog or a bull terrier
-or an Airedale made him angry, for such dogs could always be depended
-upon to pounce upon a shooting dog and worry him. Toy dogs depressed
-him. They seemed so unworthy of human attention and moreover they had no
-brains.
-
-This morning Dan Pelly was more than ordinarily unhappy. He needed five
-hundred dollars worse than he needed salvation . . .
-
-And only the day before while he and Tim had been working a patch of low
-cover just off the county road, a man in a very expensive automobile
-driven by a liveried chauffeur had paused in the road to watch them.
-Presently Tim had made one of those spectacular points which always give
-a real dog lover a thrill. In mid-air, while leaping over a small bush,
-he had caught the scent of a quail crouching close under that bush. He
-had landed with his body half turned toward the bush, his head had swung
-around and there he had stood, "frozen." Dan had walked up, kicked the
-bird out, waited until the quail was forty yards away and fired.
-Meanwhile Tim had broken point and, head up, was following the flushed
-bird with anxious eyes.
-
-As the gun barked the bird flinched slightly but did not reduce its
-speed. Wings spread stiffly, it sailed away out of sight and Dan Pelly,
-seeing himself watched by the man in the motor car, grinned
-deprecatingly.
-
-"Missed him a mile," he called.
-
-"You let him get too far away before you fired," the stranger replied
-with that hearty camaraderie which always obtains between lovers of
-upland shooting.
-
-"My gun is a full choke; I can kill nicely with it at fifty yards, but I
-like to give the birds a chance for their white alley so I never shoot
-under forty yards."
-
-"Grand point your little setter made then. Steady to flush and shot,
-too. Homely little rascal, but man, he's a dog! I must have a look at
-him, if you don't mind, my friend." And he got out of the car.
-
-"Certainly, sir. Come, Timmy, lad. Shake hands with the gentleman."
-
-But Tiny Tim had other and more important matters to attend to. He was
-racing at full speed after that departing bird. Dan whistled him to
-halt, but Tim paid no attention. He crossed a gentle rise of ground and
-disappeared on the other side. He was out of sight for about five
-minutes; then he appeared again on the crest and came jogging sedately
-back to Dan Pelly. In his mouth he held tenderly a wounded quail.
-Straight to Dan Pelly he came, and as he advanced he twisted his little
-body sinuously and arched and lowered his shoulders and flipped his tail
-from side to side and smiled with his eyes. In effect he said: "Dan, you
-didn't think you hit that bird, but I saw him flinch ever so little.
-I've had a lot of experience in such matters and experience has taught
-me that a bird hit like that will fly a couple of hundred yards and then
-drop. So I kept my eye on this one and sure enough just as he reached
-the top of that little rise I saw him settle rather abruptly. So I went
-over and nosed around and picked up his trail. He had an injured
-wing--numbed, probably--and he was down and running to beat the band.
-It's sporty to chase a runner, because if we don't get him, Dan, a
-weasel will."
-
-The stranger looked at the bird in Tim's mouth and then he looked at Dan
-Pelly. "Well, I'll be swindled!" he declared. "If I live to be a million
-years old I'll never see a prettier piece of bird work than that. The
-dog's human."
-
-"Yes, he's a right nice little feller," Dan declared pridefully. "Timmy,
-boy, take the bird to the gentleman and then shake hands with him."
-
-Timmy looked at the stranger, who smiled at him, so he walked sedately
-to the latter and gently dropped the frightened bird into his hand. Not
-a feather had been disturbed; not a tooth had marred the tender flesh.
-
-The stranger reached down and twigged Tiny Tim's nose; then he tugged
-his ear a little, said "Good dog" and stroked Tim's head. Tim extended a
-paw to be shaken. They were friends.
-
-"Want to sell this dog, my friend?" the newcomer demanded.
-
-"Oh, no! Timmy's the only dog I have left. He's just my little shooting
-dog and I'm right fond of him. He has a disposition that sweet, sir,
-you've never seen the beat of it. If I sold Timmy I'd never dare come
-home. My wife would take the rolling pin to me."
-
-"I'll give you two hundred and fifty dollars for him."
-
-"Timmy isn't for sale, sir."
-
-"Not enough money, eh? Well, I don't blame you. If Timmy was my dog five
-thousand dollars wouldn't touch him. It was worth that to me to see him
-perform. Let me see him work this cover, if you please." To Tiny Tim:
-"All right, boy. Root 'em out. Lots of birds in here yet."
-
-The dog was off like a streak. Suddenly he paused, sniffing up-wind,
-swung slowly left and slowly right, trotted forward a few paces and
-halted, head up, tail swinging excitedly, every muscle aquiver.
-
-"It's dry as tinder and the birds don't lay close. He's on to some
-running birds now, sir. Watch him road 'em to heavier cover and then
-point."
-
-Instead, they flushed. Tim watched them interestedly, marked where they
-had settled, moved gingerly forward--and froze on a single that had
-failed to flush. Dan Pelly handed the stranger his gun. "Perhaps, sir,"
-he said with his wistful smile, "you might enjoy killing a bird over
-Timmy's point."
-
-This was the apotheosis of field courtesy. The stranger took the gun,
-smiling his thanks, walked over to Tiny Tim, kicked out the bird and
-missed him. Tim glanced once at the bird and promptly dismissed him from
-consideration. He made a wide cast to come up on the spot where he had
-seen the flushed covey settle.
-
-"Point!" called Dan Pelly. This time the stranger killed his bird, which
-Tim retrieved in handsome style.
-
-"He brought the dead bird to me!" the stranger shouted. "Did you notice
-that? He brought it to me!"
-
-"Of course. It's your bird. You killed it. Timmy knows that. It wouldn't
-be mannerly of him to bring it to me. I see you appreciate a good
-shooting dog, sir. I suppose, living in the city and a busy man, you
-don't get much afield. There's a lot of birds scattered in this cover.
-Have a little shoot over Timmy. I have four birds and that's enough for
-our supper. I'll sit down under this oak tree and have a smoke."
-
-"That's devilish sporting of you, my friend. Thank you very much." And
-the stranger hurried away after Tiny Tim. He was an incongruous figure
-in that patch of cover, what with his derby hat and overcoat, and he
-seemed to realize this, for he shed both, stuffed a dozen cartridges
-into his pockets--he was far too big a man to wear Dan Pelly's
-disreputable old hunting jacket--and hurried away after Tiny Tim. From
-the far corner of the field Dan presently heard a merry fusillade, and
-in about fifteen minutes his guest returned with half a dozen quail and
-Tiny Tim trotting at his heels.
-
-"I'll give you a thousand dollars for Timmy, my friend," was his first
-announcement. "Why, he works for me as if I were his master."
-
-"You're the first man except his master who has ever shot over him,"
-Pelly replied proudly. "Sorry, but Timmy is not for sale."
-
-"I'll bet nobody has ever offered you a thousand dollars for him. Here's
-my card, Mr.-- er--er----"
-
-"Dan Pelly's my name, sir."
-
-"Mr. Pelly, and if you change your mind, wire me collect and I'll send a
-man down with the cash and you can send the dog back by him."
-
-Dan took the card. The stranger thanked him and departed with his quail
-in his expensive car.
-
-And this morning Dan Pelly sat at the highest point on his so-called
-ranch and looked down into Little Antelope Valley and was unhappy. He
-needed five hundred dollars to meet a mortgage; he could get a thousand
-dollars within twenty-four hours by sending a telegram collect to the
-man who had admired Tiny Tim--and he didn't have the courage to send the
-telegram. In fact, he hadn't had sufficient courage to tell Martha, his
-wife, of the stranger's offer. Martha was made of sterner stuff than her
-husband and a terrible panic of fear had seized Dan at the mere thought
-of telling her. What if she should accept the thousand dollars?
-
-Dan loaded his pipe and smoked ruminatively. He thought of his wasted
-and futile life. Twenty-five years wasted as a professional dog trainer.
-Faugh! And all he had to show for it was a host of memories, sweet and
-bitter; sweet as he remembered the dear days afield with good dogs and
-good fellows, the thrill of many a hard-fought field trial; bitter as he
-thought of dogs he had loved and which had been sold or poisoned or died
-of old age or disease; bitterer still as he reflected that he and Martha
-had come to a childless old age with naught between them and the county
-poor farm save a thousand acres of rough sage-covered land which, with
-the exception of about twenty-five acres of rich, sub-irrigated bottom
-land, was worthless save as a training ground for dogs. It had numerous
-springs on it, good cover and just enough scrub oaks to form safe
-roosting places for quail. It was a rather decent little game preserve
-and occasionally Dan made a few dollars by granting old customers the
-privilege of a shoot on it. He ran about a hundred head of goats on it,
-while in the bottom land he and Martha eked out a precarious existence
-with a few chickens and turkeys, a few hogs, a few stands of bees, three
-cows, a couple of horses and Tiny Tim. For Tim was known to a few dog
-fanciers as the last of the old Keepsake-Kenwood Boy strain in the state
-and not infrequently they sent their bitches to Tiny Tim's court.
-
-Poor Martha! Hers had not been a very happy life with Dan Pelly. A dog
-trainer is--a dog trainer. He can't very well be anything else because
-God has made him so. And in his heart of hearts he doesn't want to be.
-He trains dogs ostensibly for money but in reality because he loves them
-and the job affords him a legitimate excuse to be afield with them, to
-enjoy their society and that of the jovial devotees of upland
-game-shooting. Dan Pelly wasn't an ambitious man. He had no desire to
-dip coupons or wear fine raiment; his taste in automobiles went no
-further than an old ruin he had picked up for two hundred dollars for
-the purpose of carting his dogs around in the days before Martha took
-over the handling of the Pelly fortunes, when Dan had had dogs to cart
-around.
-
-The crux of the situation was this. Dog trainers are so busy with their
-dogs that they neglect to send out bills for board and training, and the
-men who can afford to buy expensive dogs and have them boarded and
-trained seldom think of their dogs until fall. Then they pay the bill
-and sometimes wonder why it is so large. In a word, the income of a dog
-trainer is never what one might term staggering, and it is more or less
-uncertain.
-
-Martha had grown weary of this uncertainty and when distemper for the
-second time had cleaned out Dan Pelly's kennels, taking all of his own
-dogs with the exception of Tiny Tim and either killing or ruining the
-dogs of his customers, Mrs. Pelly felt that it was time to act. She knew
-it would be years before Dan's old customers would send dogs to him
-again. Friendship and a reputation as a great trainer are undoubtedly
-first aids to a dog trainer's success, but men who love their dogs
-hesitate to send them to a kennel where the germs of virulent distemper
-are known to exist. It was up to Dan Pelly to burn his old kennels and
-build new ones far removed from the location of the old. He could not
-afford to do this and since Martha was desirous of seeing him engage in
-something more constructive, Dan Pelly had gone out of business and
-become a farmer in the trifling manner heretofore described.
-
-Martha told him she was weary of dogs. She had shed too many tears over
-dead favorites; she had assisted at too many operations for the cure of
-canker of the ear, fistula, tumor and cancer, broken legs, smashed toes
-and cuts from barbed wire. She was already too learned in the gentle art
-of healing mange and exorcising tapeworms. She loved dogs, but to have
-thirty pointers and setters set up a furious barking whenever a stranger
-appeared at the Pelly farm had finally "gotten on her nerves." She
-understood Dan better than he understood himself and she knew how bitter
-was the sacrifice she demanded; yet she realized that she must be firm
-and lead Daniel in the way he must go, else would they come to want and
-misery in a day when Dan would be too old to tramp over hill and dale
-training dogs. Dan had readily consented to her direction--particularly
-after she had wept a little. Poor Martha!
-
-From where he sat Dan Pelly could this morning see great activity on the
-floor of Little Antelope Valley, just below him. Half a dozen men on
-horseback were riding backward and forward and at least a dozen white
-specks that Dan Pelly knew for hunting dogs were ranging here and there
-among the low sage cover.
-
-"The first arrivals for the Pacific Coast Field Trials, and they're out
-on the grounds, looking them over and seeing how their dogs behave.
-Three days from now they'll be running the Derby, and after that the All
-Age Stake. Ah, Timmy lad, if we two could only go to a field trial
-again! How like old times it would be, Timmy! We'd be down at the
-station to greet all the gentlemen coming in for the trials, and then
-we'd be crowding around the baggage car watching the dogs in their
-crates bein' lifted out. And we'd be peekin' through the air-holes in
-the crates to see whether they'd be setters or pointers, and if setters,
-whether they'd be English or Irish. And then the banquet up at the hotel
-the night before the Derby and the toastmaster rappin' for order and
-sayin': 'Gentlemen, we have with us tonight one of the Old Guard, Dan
-Pelly. Dan is going to tell us something about the field trials of other
-days--other days and other dogs. Gentlemen--old Dan Pelly.'
-
-"Ah, Tim my lad, we're out of it. Think, Timmy, if we two were driving
-out to Antelope Valley in the morning, with you in my lap, and the
-entrance fee up and me wild with excitement, if you were paired say with
-a dog like Manitoba Rap or Fischel's Frank or Mary Montrose or Ringing
-Bells or Robert the Devil--any one of the big ones, eh, Timmy? No,
-Timmy, I wouldn't be excited. They're all great dogs. Didn't Mary
-Montrose win the All America three times--the only dog in the world that
-ever proved her championship caliber three times?
-
-"But Timmy lad, you'd run circles around her. You might run with a low
-head and a dead tail--though your head is high and your tail is none so
-low as it was in the Derby, when you were a wee puppy and nervous and
-frightened--but you'd make the judges notice you, Timmy. You'd show them
-dash and range and speed and style and brains; steady to flush, steady
-to shot, steady to command, no false pointing, no roading birds to a
-flush if you could help it, picking up singles on ground the other dog
-thought he had covered, marking where the flushed coveys settle and
-picking them up again. Ah, Timmy dog, it's breaking my heart to hide
-your light under a bushel basket. I owe it to you to let men that know
-and can appreciate a good dog see you work. Of the hundreds of dogs I've
-owned, of the thousand I've trained since boyhood, you are the king of
-them all. God help me, Timmy, I gave Martha my word I'd never attend
-another field trial or handle another dog in one, either for myself or
-another. We're whipped, Timmy. Whipped to a frazzle."
-
-Tiny Tim leaned a little closer and licked the palm of Dan's hand. He
-was an understanding little dog. Even when Dan finally heaved slowly to
-his feet and started down the hillside toward home, Tiny Tim followed at
-his heels, forbearing to follow his natural instinct, which was to frisk
-ahead of Dan far and wide and attend to the business for which he really
-had been created.
-
-Arrived at the house Dan encountered with a sheepish glance the
-searching one of his wife.
-
-"Where have you been, Dan?" she queried.
-
-"Oh, takin' a little walk," he replied.
-
-She sat down beside him on the porch and put her arm around his neck.
-"Hard to be out of it, isn't it, dear?"
-
-"It's hard to think that a dog like Timmy shouldn't have his chance,
-Martha. Why not make an exception to our agreement in this one case? I'm
-sure I could win the All Age Stake with him. The entrance fee is
-twenty-five dollars and there'll be upwards of forty dogs entered.
-That'll be a thousand-dollar purse, divided five hundred, three-fifty
-and a hundred and fifty. Might win first prize and be able to pay the
-mortgage. Somehow I got a notion the bank won't renew the loan."
-
-Martha's eyes were as wistful as her husband's but hers was a far more
-resolute nature. She kept her bargains and expected others to keep
-theirs; she knew the weakness of Dan Pelly. If he should go down to the
-field trials and enter Tiny Tim, he would meet old friends and old
-customers. It was four years since he had quit the game--long enough for
-men to forget those distemper germs and take another chance on Dan, for
-Dan's fame as a trainer was almost national. Somebody would be certain
-to ask him to train a Derby or Futurity prospect for next fall, or to
-handle a string of dogs in the Manitoba chicken trials.
-
-And Dan was weak. He was one of those men who could never quite say no
-as if he meant it. Let him go down to dogdom and he would be back in the
-game again as deep as ever within a year. Decidedly (thought Martha)
-they couldn't afford to go over that ground again.
-
-"Yes," Dan sighed, "it's a pity Timmy can't have his chance. He never
-was a kennel-raised dog. He's been allowed to rove and roam and he's
-hunted so much on his own I don't really understand why he hasn't been
-spoiled. But the exercise and experience he's had in one year exceed
-that of most dogs in a lifetime. He's little, but he's well muscled and
-tough and can hold his speed long after other dogs have slowed up. I
-wish he could have his chance, Martha."
-
-Martha felt herself slipping, so, to avoid that catastrophe, she left
-Dan and entered the house.
-
-All day long Dan sat on the porch, glooming and grieving. Having the
-field trials held practically at his own door was a sore temptation. Dan
-dwelt in Gethsemane. All day he suffered until finally, being human, he
-was tempted beyond his strength and fell. About four o'clock, while
-Martha was busy feeding the chickens, locking them up and gathering
-eggs, Dan Pelly sneaked into the house, donned his Sunday suit,
-abstracted the sum of fifty dollars from Martha's cache in the tomato
-can back of the jars of preserves on the back porch, cranked his
-prehistoric automobile and with Tiny Tim on the seat behind him fled to
-the fleshpots. He left a note on the dining-room table for Martha.
-
-
-Dear Martha:
-
-Can't stand it any longer. Timmy _must_ have his chance. It's for his
-sake, dear. I've robbed you of your egg money, but I _know_ you'll have it
-back tomorrow.
-
-
-Your loving
-
-DAN.
-
-
-Dan Pelly felt like a criminal as he rattled down the dusty country
-lane. But if he could only have seen Martha's face as she read his note!
-She laughed at first and then her eyes grew moist. "Poor old Dan!" she
-murmured to the cat. "I'm so glad he defied me. It proves he's a human
-being. I'm so grateful to him for his weakness. He didn't force me to a
-decision."
-
-Arrived in town Dan Pelly parked his car at the village square, went to
-the local hotel and engaged a room. He registered, "Dan Pelly and his
-dog, Tiny Tim." Before he could go up to the room he was seen and
-recognized by the secretary of the field trial club, Major Christensen.
-
-"Hello, Dan, you old fossil. When did they dig you up?" the Major
-saluted him affably. "Back in the game again?"
-
-"Oh, no," Dan replied. "Just blew in to look 'em over. Got a son of old
-Keepsake and Kenwood Boy here. Thought I'd start him in fast company and
-see if he has any class. He's just a plug shooting dog."
-
-"Well," the Major answered, looking Tim over with a critical and
-disapproving glance, "it'll cost you twenty-five dollars to glean that
-information, Dan." He took out an entry blank; Dan filled it out and
-returned it together with the entrance fee. Next he visited the hotel
-kitchen, where he did business with the chef and procured for Tiny Tim a
-hearty ration of lamb, stew with vegetables, after which he took the
-little dog up to his room. Tim sprang into bed immediately, curled up
-and went to sleep.
-
-That night Dan attended the banquet. Old friends were there, fellow
-trainers, trainers he had never met before, with dogs from Canada to the
-Gulf, from Maine to California. It was an exceedingly doggy party and
-poor old starved Dan reveled in it. He was living again, and under the
-stimulus of the unusual excitement and a couple of nips of contraband
-Scotch whisky he made the speech of his career, ripped the Fish and Game
-Commission up the back and ended by going upstairs and bringing Tiny Tim
-down in his arms to exhibit him to those around the festal board as the
-only real dog he had ever owned.
-
-"He'll win every heat in which he's entered," Dan bragged, "and he'll
-win in the finals. He looks like a mutt, but oh, boy, watch his smoke!"
-
-When the drawing for the next day's events took place, Dan discovered
-that Tiny Tim had been paired with a famous old pointer from Nevada,
-known as Colonel Dorsey. Dan knew there were better dogs than Colonel
-Dorsey, but they weren't very plentiful, and under the able handling of
-a veteran trainer, Alf Wilkes, Dan knew Tiny Tim would have to extend
-himself to center the attention of the judges on his performance. To
-have Tim paired with Colonel Dorsey pleased Dan greatly, however, for if
-Tim merely succeeded in running a dead heat with the Colonel, that meant
-that Tim and the Colonel would fight it out together in the finals; for
-Colonel Dorsey was, in the opinion of all present, the class of the
-entries; he was in excellent form and condition and as full of ginger
-and go as a runaway horse.
-
-A gentleman who had arrived too late for the banquet came shouldering
-his way through the crowd in the hotel lobby just after the drawing. Dan
-recognized in him the gentleman who had offered him a thousand dollars
-for Tiny Tim that day in the patch of cover by the side of the road. He
-came smiling up to Dan Pelly and shook his hand heartily.
-
-"I'm the owner of Colonel Dorsey," he announced. "It'll be a barrel of
-fun to run my dog against Tiny Tim. A sporting dog owned and handled by
-a sportsman. Mr. Pelly, we're going to have a race."
-
-"I hope so, sir," said Dan simply. "I want Timmy to have a foeman worthy
-of his steel, as the feller says."
-
-"He will," the other promised.
-
-He did. They were put down in a wide flat with a little watercourse
-running through the center of it. The cover was low, stunted sage,
-affording excellent cover for the birds and opportunities for them to
-sneak away from a dog without being seen, for there was not much open
-space between the sage bushes. They were away together, headed for the
-watercourse, Colonel Dorsey in the lead.
-
-Suddenly Tiny Tim stopped dead and commenced to road at right angles,
-coming up into the wind. The Colonel pressed eagerly on and flushed, but
-was steady to flush. So was Tiny Tim. A moment later the Colonel pointed
-and Tiny Tim, standing in the open, honored the Colonel's point
-beautifully, but broke point after a minute of waiting and scouted off
-on a wide cast. The Colonel held his point and his handler, coming up,
-attempted to flush. The point was barren. Undoubtedly the bird had been
-there but had run out.
-
-The Colonel's owner, who had been following the judges in a buckboard
-with Dan Pelly in the seat beside him, looked at his guest. "I own a
-colonel, but you own a general, Mr. Pelly. Your dog is handling his
-birds better than mine."
-
-"Point!" came a hoarse shout from the direction in which Tim had gone.
-He had come back on his cast and was down in the watercourse on point.
-Dan Pelly got out of the buckboard and flushed a double, at the same
-time firing over the birds. Tim was absolutely stanch to shot and flush.
-He looked disappointed because no dead bird rewarded his efforts, but
-immediately pressed on up the gully. Dan Pelly thrilled. He knew the
-birds would lie close in this cover and that Tim would run up a heavy
-score. He did. Point after point he scored and always a single was
-flushed. When he had made nineteen points on single birds the whistle
-blew and the dogs were taken up.
-
-Colonel Dorsey, ranging wide, had shown speed, style and dash but had
-found no birds. Tim had made but one cast but it was sufficient to show
-that he, too, had speed and range, albeit his style was nothing to brag
-about. But he had performed the function for which bird dogs are bred.
-He had found game and handled it in a masterly manner. The dogs were
-down forty minutes and both were fresh when taken up. The judges awarded
-the heat to Tiny Tim.
-
-Colonel Dorsey's owner slapped old Dan Pelly on the back. "I came a long
-way for a splendid thrashing," he admitted gallantly. "However, the
-Colonel was out of luck. He got off into barren territory and rather
-wasted his time. We'll meet again in the finals."
-
-And it was even so. Three days later Tiny Tim again faced the Colonel,
-who in the succeeding heats had given marvelous performances and
-disposed of his antagonists in a most decisive manner. But likewise so
-had Tiny Tim.
-
-It was a battle from start to finish. Both dogs got on birdy ground at
-once and worked it thoroughly, and at the finish there was little to
-choose between them. Tim had two more points to his credit and no
-flushes; the Colonel had one flush, due to eagerness at the start, and
-he had failed to honor one of Tim's points. These errors appeared to
-offset Tim's lack of style, but the latter's marvelous bird work could
-not be gainsaid; and remembering the decisive manner in which the little
-setter had disposed of the Colonel in the initial heat, the judges
-awarded the All Age Stake, which carried with it the Pacific Coast
-championship, to Tiny Tim and Dan Pelly retired to the hotel richer by
-five hundred dollars and a silver loving cup. That afternoon he paid two
-hundred and fifty dollars on the mortgage and had it renewed for another
-year. Then he wrote a letter to Martha, bought a neat crate for Tiny Tim
-and--started down the field trial circuit.
-
-In some ways--notably dog ways--Dan Pelly was a weak vessel. He lacked
-the moral courage to come home and be good forever after. Timmy was so
-much better in big company than he had anticipated that should it mean
-death to both of them, Dan Pelly simply had to try him out in Oregon on
-pheasant. Poor Timmy had never seen a pheasant, and it was such a shame
-to deny him this great adventure.
-
-So the next Martha heard of Dan was a wire to the effect that Timmy had
-taken second place in the trials on pheasant at Lebanon, Oregon. A week
-later came another telegram, informing her that Timmy had taken first
-money in the Washington field trials, handling Hungarian partridge for
-the first time. A letter followed and Martha read:
-
-
-Dear Wife:
-
-I don't suppose you will ever believe me again now that I have broke my
-word to you and run away. I don't seem to be able to help myself. Timmy
-is wonderful. I've got to go on to try him on chicken in Manitoba and
-then the International and the All America. I enclose $500.
-
-With love from Timmy and
-
-Your devoted husband,
-
-DAN PELLY.
-
-
-Timmy was third on prairie chicken. Everybody said his performance was
-marvelous in view of his total ignorance of this splendid game, so Dan
-Pelly did not think it worth while to advertise the fact that he had
-introduced Timmy to two crippled chickens the day before in order that
-he might know their scent when he ran on to it. The International in
-Montana was won by Timmy, and Dan's cup of happiness overflowed when the
-judges handed him his trophies and a check for a thousand dollars.
-Colonel Dorsey gave him a stiff run but the best the Colonel could do
-was second place.
-
-And then came the never to be forgotten day down in Kentucky when Timmy
-went in on bobwhite quail for the All America, the field trial classic
-of the Western Hemisphere. Timmy was at home again on quail. He had some
-bad luck before he learned about bobwhite's peculiarities, but he had
-enough wins to put him in the finals, and at the finish he was cast off
-with a little Llewellyn bitch whose performance made Dan Pelly's heart
-skip a beat or two. Nothing except Timmy's age and years of experience
-enabled him to win over her; up to the last moments of the race
-predictions were freely made that it would be a dead heat.
-
-But just before the whistle blew, Timmy roaded a small cover to a stanch
-point--the sole find made during the heat--and Dan Pelly went home with
-Timmy and more money than he had ever seen before in his life except in
-a bank; although better to wistful little Dan was the knowledge that he
-had bred, raised, trained and handled the most consistent winner and the
-most spectacularly outstanding bird dog champion in North America. Old
-Keepsake and her wonderful consort, Kenwood Boy, had transmitted their
-great qualities to their son, and Dan knew, in view of Tiny Tim's great
-record over the field trial circuit, how much in demand would be the
-puppies from that strain. Please God, Timmy might live long enough to
-perpetuate his great qualities in his offspring.
-
-Dan's return was not a triumphal one. He felt like anything except a
-conquering hero. Indeed, he felt mean and low and untrustworthy; he had
-to call on a reserve store of courage in order to face Martha and
-explain his dastardly conduct in appropriating her fifty dollars,
-breaking his promise and running away with Timmy.
-
-Martha was sitting on the porch in her rocking-chair as Dan and his dog
-came up the lane. Tiny Tim romped ahead and sprang up in Martha's lap
-and kissed her and whimpered his joy at the homecoming--so Martha had
-ample opportunity to brace herself to meet the culprit.
-
-"Hello, Martha, old girl," Dan cried with a cheerfulness he was far from
-feeling. "Timmy and I are home again. Are you going to forgive me,
-Martha?"
-
-Martha looked so glum and serious that Dan's heart sank.
-
-"Oh, Martha!" he quavered and came slowly up the steps and tossed into
-her lap a huge roll of banknotes. "I know I done wrong, Martha," he
-declaimed. "I've been gamblin' on the side--you know, honey--side bets
-on Timmy. I'm afraid we're never going to be real poor again. We've got
-the mortgage paid off and three thousand in reserve, and I'm going to
-sell Timmy for seven thousand five hundred dollars, with a half interest
-in his sire fees for three years----"
-
-Martha stood up, her eyes ablaze with scorn and anger.
-
-"Dan Pelly," she flared at him, "how dare you?"
-
-Dan hung his head.
-
-"Oh, Martha," he pleaded, "can't you realize how terrible it is to keep
-a good dog down?"
-
-"Who offered to buy Timmy?"
-
-"Mr. Fletcher, the owner of Colonel Dorsey."
-
-"Tell him to go chase himself," Martha suggested slangily. "If you
-expect to make your peace with me, Dan Pelly, you'll give up all idea of
-selling Timmy."
-
-"But Martha--seven thousand five hundred dollars! Think what it means to
-you. No more worry about our old age, everything settled fine and dandy
-at last after twenty-five years of hard luck."
-
-"Do you really want to sell Timmy, Dan?"
-
-"No, Martha, I don't. It'd break my heart. Bu-bu-but--I'll do it for
-your sake."
-
-"Dan, come here."
-
-Dan came and flopped awkwardly on his old knees while Martha's arms went
-around him.
-
-"Sweet old Dan," she whispered. "What a glorious holiday you two have
-had! I've been so happy just realizing how happy you have been. Dan!"
-
-"Yes, Martha."
-
-"Perhaps we can get back into the dog business again. Don't you think
-you'd like to buy about half a dozen really fine brood bitches? Timmy's
-puppies would be spoken for before they were born. The least we could
-get would be a hundred dollars each for them." She stroked his old head.
-"I'm afraid, Dan, it's too late to reform you. Once a dog man, always a
-dog man----"
-
-What else she intended to say remained forever unsaid, for little, weak,
-foolish, sentimental old Dan commenced to sniffle, as he had the night
-old Keepsake was poisoned. He wasn't a worldly man or a very ambitious
-man; he craved but little here below, but one of the things he craved
-was clean sportsmanship and love and understanding and a small, neat,
-field type English setter that would be just a little bit better than
-the other fellow's. And tonight he was so filled with happiness he just
-naturally overflowed. Tiny Tim, observing that something was wrong, came
-and leaned his shoulder against Martha's knee and laid his muzzle in her
-hand and rested it there. It was a big moment!
-
-
-[Footnote 3: _Copyright, 1922, by International Magazine Co.
-(Cosmopolitan Magazine)_]
-
-
-[Illustration: JAMES OLIVER CURWOOD]
-
-
-
-
-_FOREWORD_
-
-
-_There must be some sentiment attached to an author's choice of what he
-considers his "best story" if he can reach any such decision at all.
-Frankly, I cannot, and so I have chosen the story which has always lived
-closest to my heart. It is really not a short story complete in itself
-but is one of ten stories, or instalments, which make up my novel
-"Kazan._"
-
-_This individual story I like best because in it I bid good-by to Kazan
-and Gray Wolf, two dogs whose memories will live with me long after the
-memories of many of my two-legged friends have faded away. Kazan died up
-near Fort MacPherson, a little this side of the Arctic Circle; Gray Wolf
-near Norway House. Gray Wolf was a dog with an undoubted strain of wolf
-in her, and was blinded when very young. She did not belong to me, but
-was owned by a man who claimed to be a relative of the Bishop of the
-Yukon. Kazan was mine. He was a one-man dog. It was his friendship for
-blind Gray Wolf, when we were on one of our adventures near Norway
-House, that led to the writing of my novel "Kazan._"
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-KAZAN[4]
-
-BY JAMES OLIVER CURWOOD
-
-
-Kazan, the quarter-strain wolf-dog, lay at the end of a fine steel
-chain, watching little Professor McGill mixing a pail of tallow and
-bran. A dozen yards from him lay a big Dane, his huge jaws drooling in
-anticipation of the unusual feast which McGill was preparing. The Dane
-showed signs of pleasure when McGill approached him with a quart of the
-mixture, and as he gulped it down the little man with the cold blue eyes
-and the gray-blond hair stroked his back without fear. But his attitude
-was different when he turned to Kazan. His movements were filled with
-caution, and yet his eyes and his lips were smiling, and he gave the
-wolf-dog no evidence of his fear, if it could be called fear.
-
-The little professor was up in the north country for the Smithsonian
-Institution and had spent a third of his life among dogs. He loved them,
-and understood them. He had written a number of magazine articles on dog
-intellect which had attracted wide attention among naturalists. It was
-largely because he loved dogs, and understood them more than most men,
-that he had bought Kazan and the big Dane on a night when Sandy
-McTrigger and his partner had tried to get them to fight to the death in
-a Red Gold City saloon. The refusal of the two splendid beasts to kill
-each other for the pleasure of the three hundred men who had assembled
-to witness the fight delighted the professor. He had already planned a
-paper on the incident.
-
-Sandy had told McGill the story of Kazan's capture, and of his wild
-mate, Gray Wolf, and the professor had asked him a thousand questions.
-But each day Kazan puzzled him more. No amount of kindness on his part
-could bring a responsive gleam in Kazan's eyes. Not once did Kazan
-signify a willingness to become friends. And yet he did not snarl at
-McGill, or snap at his hands when they came within reach. Quite
-frequently Sandy McTrigger came over to the little cabin where McGill
-was staying, and three times Kazan leaped at the end of his chain to get
-at him, and the wolf-dog's white fangs gleamed as long as Sandy was in
-sight. Alone with McGill he became quiet.
-
-Something told Kazan that McGill had come as a friend that night when he
-and the big Dane stood shoulder to shoulder in the cage that had been
-built for a slaughter pen. Away down in his brute heart he held McGill
-apart from other men. He had no desire to harm him. He tolerated him,
-but showed none of the growing affection of the huge Dane. It was this
-fact that puzzled McGill. He had never before known a dog that he could
-not make love him.
-
-Today he placed the tallow and bran before Kazan, and the smile in his
-face gave way to a look of perplexity. Kazan's lips had drawn suddenly
-back. A fierce snarl rolled deep in his throat. The hair along his spine
-stood up. His muscles twitched. Instinctively the professor turned.
-Sandy McTrigger had come up quietly behind him. His brutal face wore a
-grin as he looked at Kazan.
-
-"It's a fool job--tryin' to make friends with him," he said. Then he
-added, with a sudden interested gleam in his eyes, "When you startin'?"
-
-"With the first frost," replied McGill. "It ought to come soon. I'm
-going to join Sergeant Conroy and his party at Fond du Lac by the first
-of October."
-
-"And you're going up to Fond du Lac--alone?" queried Sandy. "Why don't
-you take a man?"
-
-The little professor laughed softly.
-
-"Why?" he asked. "I've been through the Athabasca waterways a dozen
-times, and know the trail as well as I know Broadway. Besides, I like to
-be alone. And the work isn't too hard, with the currents all flowing to
-the north and east."
-
-Sandy was looking at the Dane, with his back to McGill. An exultant
-gleam shot for an instant into his eyes.
-
-"You're taking the dogs?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-Sandy lighted his pipe, and spoke like one strangely curious.
-
-"Must cost a heap to take these trips o' yourn, don't it?"
-
-"My last cost about seven thousand dollars. This will cost five," said
-McGill.
-
-"Gawd!" breathed Sandy. "An' you carry all that along with you! Ain't
-you afraid--something might happen----"
-
-The little professor was looking the other way now. The carelessness in
-his face and manner changed. His blue eyes grew a shade darker. A hard
-smile which Sandy did not see hovered about his lips for an instant.
-Then he turned, laughing.
-
-"I'm a very light sleeper," he said. "A footstep at night rouses me.
-Even a man's breathing awakens me, when I make up my mind that I must be
-on guard. And, besides,"--he drew from his pocket a blue-steel automatic
-pistol,--"I know how to use _this._" He pointed to a knot in the wall of
-the cabin. "Observe," he said. Five times he fired, at twenty paces, and
-when Sandy went up to look at the knot he gave a gasp. There was one
-jagged hole where the knot had been.
-
-"Pretty good," he grinned; "most men couldn't do better'n that with a
-rifle."
-
-When Sandy left, McGill followed him with a suspicious gleam in his
-eyes, and a curious smile on his lips. Then he turned to Kazan.
-
-"Guess you've got him figgered out about right, old man," he laughed
-softly. "I don't blame you very much for wanting to get him by the
-throat. Perhaps----"
-
-He shoved his hands deep in his pockets, and went into the cabin. Kazan
-dropped his head between his paws, and lay still, with wide-open eyes.
-It was early in September, and each night brought now the first chill
-breaths of autumn. Kazan watched the last glow of the sun as it faded
-out of the southern skies. Darkness always followed swiftly after that,
-and with darkness came more fiercely his wild longing for freedom. For
-Kazan was remembering.
-
-Ever since that terrible day when the brute prospector, Sandy McTrigger,
-had first beaten him sick and then chained him in the wake of his canoe
-till every splendid muscle in his bruised body seemed bursting with pain
-and he was choked with water, Kazan had never for one minute ceased to
-remember and hate and mourn. He hated Sandy McTrigger with all the
-hatred of a dog and a wolf, and he mourned for his blind mate, Gray
-Wolf, with as much intensity as he hated. But with all the longing and
-sorrow in him he could not know how much more awful their separation was
-for his faithful mate.
-
-Never had the terror and loneliness of blindness fallen upon Gray Wolf
-as in the days that followed Kazan's capture. For hours after the shot,
-she had crouched in the bush back from the river, waiting for him to
-come to her. She had faith that he would come, as he had come a thousand
-times before, and she lay close on her belly, sniffing the air, and
-whining when it brought no scent of her mate. Day and night were alike
-an endless chaos of darkness to her now, but she knew when the sun went
-down. She sensed the first deepening shadows of evening, and she knew
-that the stars were out, and that the river lay in moonlight. It was a
-night to roam, and after a time she had moved restlessly about in a
-small circle on the plain, and sent out her first inquiring call for
-Kazan.
-
-Up from the river came the pungent odor of smoke, and instinctively she
-knew that it was this smoke, and the nearness of men, that was keeping
-Kazan from her. But she went no nearer than that, first circle made by
-her padded feet. Blindness had taught her to wait. Since the day of the
-battle on the Sun Rock, when the lynx had destroyed her eyes, Kazan had
-never failed her. Three times she called for him in the early night.
-Then she made herself a nest under a Banksian shrub, and waited until
-dawn.
-
-Just as she knew when night blotted out the last glow of the sun, so
-without seeing she knew when day came. Not until she felt the warmth of
-the sun on her back did her anxiety overcome her caution. Slowly she
-moved toward the river, sniffing the air, and whining. There was no
-longer the smell of smoke in the air, and she could not catch the scent
-of man. She followed her own trail back to the sand bar, and in the
-fringe of thick bush overhanging the white shore of the stream she
-stopped and listened.
-
-After a little she scrambled down and went straight to the spot where
-she and Kazan were drinking when Sandy's shot came. And there her nose
-struck the sand still wet and thick with Kazan's blood. She sniffed the
-trail of his body to the edge of the stream, where Sandy had dragged him
-to the canoe. And then she came upon one of the two clubs that Sandy had
-used to beat wounded Kazan into submission. It was covered with blood
-and hair, and all at once Gray Wolf lay back on her haunches and turned
-her blind face to the sky, and there rose from her throat a cry for
-Kazan that drifted for miles on the wings of the south wind. Never had
-Gray Wolf given quite that cry before. It was not the "call" that comes
-with moonlit nights, and neither was it the hunt cry, nor the she-wolf's
-yearning for matehood. It carried with it the lament of death. And after
-that one cry Gray Wolf slunk back to the fringe of bush over the river,
-and lay with her face turned to the stream.
-
-A strange terror fell upon her. She had grown accustomed to darkness,
-but never before had she been _alone_ in that darkness. Always there had
-been the guardianship of Kazan's presence. She heard the clucking sound
-of a spruce hen in the bush a few yards away, and now that sound came to
-her as if from out of another world. A ground-mouse rustled through the
-grass close to her forepaws, and she snapped at it--and closed her teeth
-on a rock. The muscles of her shoulders twitched tremulously, and she
-shivered as if stricken by intense cold. She was terrified by the
-darkness that shut out the world from her, and she pawed at her closed
-eyes, as if she might open them to light.
-
-Early in the afternoon, she wandered back on the plain. It was
-different. It frightened her, and soon she returned to the beach, and
-snuggled down under the tree where Kazan had lain. She was not so
-frightened here. The smell of Kazan was strong about her. For an hour
-she lay motionless, with her head resting on the club clotted with his
-hair and blood. Night found her still there. And when the moon and stars
-came out she crawled back into the pit in the white sand that Kazan's
-body had made under the tree.
-
-With dawn she went down to the edge of the stream to drink. She could
-not see that the day was almost as dark as night, and that the
-gray-black sky was a chaos of slumbering storm. But she could smell the
-presence of it in the thick air, and could _feel_ the forked flashes of
-lightning that rolled up with the dense pall from the south and west.
-The distant rumbling of thunder grew louder, and she huddled herself
-again under the tree. For hours the storm crashed over her, and the rain
-fell in a deluge. When it had finished, she slunk out from her shelter,
-like a thing beaten. Vainly she sought for one last scent of Kazan. The
-club was washed clean. Again the sand was white where Kazan's blood had
-reddened it. Even under the tree there was no sign of him left.
-
-Until now only the terror of being alone in the pit of darkness that
-enveloped her had oppressed Gray Wolf. With afternoon came hunger. It
-was this hunger that drew her from the sandbar, and she wandered back
-into the plain. A dozen times she scented game, and each time it evaded
-her. Even a ground-mouse that she cornered under a root escaped her
-fangs.
-
-That night she slept again where Kazan had lain, and three times she
-called for him without answer. But still through the day that followed,
-and the day that followed that, blind Gray Wolf clung to the narrow rim
-of white sand. On the fourth day her hunger reached a point where she
-gnawed the bark from willow bushes. It was on this day that she made a
-discovery. She was drinking, when her sensitive nose touched something
-in the water's edge that was smooth, and bore a faint fleshy odor. It
-was one of the big northern river clams. She pawed it ashore, sniffing
-at the hard shell. Then she crunched it between her teeth. She had never
-tasted sweeter meat than that which she found inside, and she began
-hunting for other clams. She found many of them, and ate until she was
-no longer hungry.
-
-For three days more Gray Wolf remained on the bar. And then, one night
-the Call came to her. It set her quivering with a strange, new
-excitement--something that may have been a new hope--and in the
-moonlight she trotted nervously up and down the shining strip of sand,
-facing now the north, and now the south, and then the east and the
-west--her head flung up, listening, as if in the soft wind of the night
-she was trying to locate the whispering lure of a wonderful voice. And
-whatever it was that came to her, came from out of the south and east.
-Off there--across the barren, far beyond the outer edge of the northern
-timber line--was home. And off there, in her brute way, she reasoned
-that she must find Kazan.
-
-The Call did not come from their old windfall home in the swamp. It came
-from beyond that, and in a flashing vision there rose through her
-blindness a picture of the towering Sun Rock, of the winding trail that
-led to it, and the cabin on the plain where the man and the woman and
-the baby lived. It was there that blindness had come to her. It was
-there that day had ended, and eternal night had begun. And it was there
-that she had given birth to her first-born. Nature had registered these
-things so that they could never be wiped out of her memory.
-
-And to that Call she responded, leaving the river and its food behind
-her--straight out into the face of darkness and starvation, no longer
-fearing death or the emptiness of the world she could not see; for ahead
-of her, two hundred miles away, she could see the Sun Rock, the winding
-trail, the nest of her first-born between the two big rocks--_and
-Kazan!_
-
-And sixty miles farther north Kazan, night after night, gnawed at his
-steel chain. Night after night he had watched the stars, and the moon,
-and had listened for Gray Wolf's call, while the big Dane lay sleeping.
-Tonight it was colder than usual, and the keen tang of the wind that
-came fresh from the west stirred him strangely. It set his blood afire
-with what the Indians call the Frost Hunger. Lethargic summer was gone
-and the sharp-winded days and nights of hunting were at hand. He wanted
-to leap out into freedom and run until he was exhausted, with Gray Wolf
-at his side. He knew that Gray Wolf was off there--where the stars hung
-low in the clear sky--and that she was waiting.
-
-All that night he was restless--more restless than he had been at any
-time before. Once, in the far distance, he heard a cry that he thought
-was the cry of Gray Wolf, and his answer roused McGill from deep sleep.
-It was dawn, and the little professor dressed himself and came out of
-the cabin. With satisfaction he noted the exhilarating snap in the air.
-He wet his fingers and held them above his head, chuckling when he found
-the wind had swung into the north. He went to Kazan, and talked to him.
-Among other things he said: "This'll put the black flies to sleep,
-Kazan. A day or two more of it and we'll start."
-
-Five days later McGill led first the Dane, and then Kazan, to a packed
-canoe. Sandy McTrigger saw them off, and Kazan watched for a chance to
-leap at him. Sandy kept his distance, and McGill watched the two with a
-thought that set the blood running swiftly behind the mask of his
-careless smile. They had slipped a mile downstream when he leaned over
-and laid a fearless hand on Kazan's head. Something in the touch of that
-hand, and in the professor's voice, kept Kazan from a desire to snap at
-him. He tolerated the friendship with expressionless eyes and a
-motionless body.
-
-"I was beginning to fear I wouldn't have much sleep, old boy," chuckled
-McGill ambiguously, "but I guess I can take a nap now and then with you
-along!"
-
-For three days the journey continued without mishap along the shore of
-Lake Athabasca. On the fourth night McGill pitched his tent in a clump
-of Banksian pine a hundred yards back from the water. All that day the
-wind had come steadily from behind them, and for at least a half of the
-day the professor had been watching Kazan closely. From the west there
-had now and then come a scent that stirred Kazan uneasily. Since noon he
-had sniffed that wind. Twice McGill had heard him growling deep in his
-throat, and once, when the scent had come stronger than usual, he had
-bared his fangs, and the bristles stood up along his spine.
-
-For an hour after striking camp the professor did not build a lire, but
-sat looking up the shore of the lake through his hunting glass. It was
-dusk when he returned to where he had put up his tent and chained the
-dogs. For a few moments he stood unobserved, looking at the wolf-dog.
-Kazan was still uneasy. He lay _facing_ the west. McGill made note of
-this, for the big Dane lay behind Kazan--to the east.
-
-Behind a rock McGill built a very small fire, and prepared supper. After
-this he went into the tent, and when he came out he carried a blanket
-under his arm. He chuckled as he stood for a moment over Kazan.
-
-"We're not going to sleep in there tonight, old boy," he said. "I don't
-like what you've found in the west wind." He laughed and buried himself
-in a clump of stunted Banksians thirty paces from the tent. Here he
-rolled himself in his blanket, and went to sleep.
-
-It was a quiet, starlit night, and hours afterward Kazan dropped his
-nose between his forepaws and drowsed. It was the snap of a twig that
-roused him. The sound did not awaken the sluggish Dane, but instantly
-Kazan's head was alert, his keen nostrils sniffing the air. What he had
-smelled all day was heavy about him now.
-
-Slowly, from out of the Banksians behind the tent, there came a figure.
-It was not that of the professor. It approached cautiously, with lowered
-head and hunched shoulders, and the starlight revealed the murderous
-face of Sandy McTrigger. Kazan crouched low. He laid his head flat
-between his forepaws. His long fangs gleamed. But he made no sound that
-betrayed his concealment under a thick Banksian shrub. Step by step
-Sandy approached, and at last he reached the flap of the tent. He did
-not carry a club or a whip in his hand now. In the place of either of
-those was the glitter of steel. At the door to the tent he paused, and
-peered in, his back to Kazan.
-
-Silently, swiftly--the wolf now, in every movement--Kazan came to his
-feet. He forgot the chain that held him. Ten feet away stood the enemy
-he hated above all others he had ever known. Every ounce of strength in
-his splendid body gathered itself for the spring. And then he leaped.
-This time the chain did not pull him back, almost neck-broken. Age and
-the elements had weakened the leather collar he had worn since the days
-of his slavery in the traces, and it gave way with a snap. Sandy turned,
-and in a second leap Kazan's fangs sank into the flesh of his arm. With
-a startled cry the man fell, and as they rolled over on the ground the
-big Dane's deep voice rolled out in thunderous alarm.
-
-In the fall Kazan's hold was broken. In an instant he was on his feet,
-ready for another attack. And then the change came. He was _free._ The
-collar was gone from his neck. The forest, the stars, the whispering
-wind were all about him. _Here_ were men, and off there was--Gray Wolf!
-His ears dropped, and he turned swiftly, and slipped like a shadow back
-into the glorious freedom of his world.
-
-A hundred yards away something stopped him for an instant. It was not
-the big Dane's voice, but the sharp _crack--crack--crack_ of the little
-professor's automatic. And above that sound there rose the voice of
-Sandy McTrigger in a weird and terrible cry.
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-
-Mile after mile Kazan went on. For a time he was oppressed by the
-shivering note of death that had come to him in Sandy McTrigger's cry,
-and he slipped through the Banksians like a shadow, his ears flattened,
-his tail trailing, his hind quarters betraying that curious slinking
-quality of the wolf and dog stealing away from danger. Then he came out
-upon a plain, and the stillness, the billion stars in the clear vault of
-the sky, and the keen air that carried with it a breath of the Arctic
-barrens brought him alert and questing. He faced in the direction of the
-wind. Somewhere off there, far to the south and west, was Gray Wolf. For
-the first time in many weeks he sat back on his haunches and gave the
-deep and vibrant call that echoed weirdly for miles about him. Back in
-the Banksians the big Dane heard it, and whined. From over the still
-body of Sandy McTrigger the little professor looked up with a white,
-tense face, and listened for a second cry.
-
-But to that first call instinct told Kazan that there would be no
-answer, and now he struck out swiftly, galloping mile after mile, as a
-dog follows the trail of its master home. He did not turn back to the
-lake, nor was his direction toward Red Gold City. As straight as he
-might have followed a road blazed by the hand of man, he cut across the
-forty miles of plain and swamp and forest and rocky ridge that lay
-between him and the McFarlane. All that night he did not call again for
-Gray Wolf. With him, reasoning was a process brought about by habit--by
-precedent, and as Gray Wolf had waited for him many times before, he
-believed that she would be waiting for him now somewhere near the
-sandbar.
-
-By dawn he had reached the river, within three miles of the sandbar.
-Scarcely was the sun up when he stood on the white strip of sand where
-he and Gray Wolf had come down to drink. Expectantly and confidently he
-looked about him for Gray Wolf, whining softly and wagging his tail. He
-began to search for her scent, but rains had washed even her footprints
-from the clean sand. All that day he searched for her along the river
-and out on the plain. Again and again he sat back on his haunches and
-sent out his mating cry to her.
-
-And slowly, as he did these things, nature was working in him that
-miracle of the wild which the Crees have named the "spirit call." As it
-had worked in Gray Wolf, so now it stirred the blood of Kazan. With the
-going of the sun, and the sweeping about him of shadowy night, he turned
-more and more to the south and east. His whole world was made up of the
-trails over which he had hunted. That world, in his comprehension of it,
-ran from the McFarlane in a narrow trail through the forest and over the
-plains to the little valley from which the beavers had driven them. If
-Gray Wolf was not here--she was there, and tirelessly he resumed his
-quest of her.
-
-Not until the stars were fading out of the sky again, and gray day was
-giving place to night, did exhaustion and hunger stop him. He killed a
-rabbit, and for hours after he had feasted, he lay dose to his kill, and
-slept. Then he went on.
-
-The fourth night he came to the little valley between the two ridges,
-and under the stars, more brilliant now in the chill clearness of the
-early autumn nights, he followed the creek down into their old swamp
-home. It was broad day when he reached the edge of the great beaver pond
-that now completely surrounded the windfall under which Gray Wolf's
-second-born had come into the world. Broken Tooth and the other beavers
-had wrought a big change in what had once been his home and Gray Wolf's,
-and for many minutes Kazan stood silent and motionless at the edge of
-the pond, sniffing the air heavy with the unpleasant odor of the
-usurpers.
-
-Until now his spirit had remained unbroken. Footsore, with thinned sides
-and gaunt head, he circled slowly through the swamp. All that day he
-searched. And his crest lay flat now, and there was a hunted look in the
-droop of his shoulders and in the shifting look in his eyes. Gray Wolf
-was gone. Slowly nature was impinging that fact upon him. She had passed
-out of his world and out of his life, and he was filled with a
-loneliness and a grief so great that the forest seemed strange, and the
-stillness of the wild a thing that now oppressed and frightened him.
-
-Once more the dog in him was mastering the wolf. With Gray Wolf he had
-possessed the world of freedom. Without her, that world was so big and
-strange and empty that it appalled him.
-
-That night he slunk under a log. Deep in the night he grieved in his
-slumber, like a child. And day after day, and night after night, Kazan
-remained a slinking creature of the big swamp, mourning for the one
-creature that had brought him out of chaos into light, who had filled
-his world for him, and who, in going from him, had taken from this world
-even the things that Gray Wolf had lost in her blindness.
-
-
-
-
-III
-
-
-In the golden glow of the autumn sun there one day came up the stream
-overlooked by the Sun Rock a man, a woman, and a child. Almost two years
-had passed since Joan, the girl-wife, had left these regions with her
-trapper husband for a taste of that distant world which is known as
-Civilization. All her life, except the years she had passed at a Mission
-school over at Fort Churchill, she had lived in the forests--a wild
-flower of nature as truly as the velvety _bakneesh_ flowers among the
-rocks. And civilization had done for her what it had done for many
-another wild flower transplanted from the depths of the wilderness. She
-did not look as she did in the days when she was Kazan's mistress, and
-when the wolf-dog's loyalty was divided between Gray Wolf, on the Sun
-Rock, and Joan, in the cabin half a mile away. Her cheeks were thin. Her
-blue eyes had lost their luster. She coughed, and when she coughed the
-man looked at her with love and fear in his eyes.
-
-But now, slowly, the man had begun to see the transformation, and on the
-day their canoe pointed up the stream and into the wonderful valley that
-had been their home before the call of the distant city came to them, he
-noted the flush gathering once more in her cheeks, the fuller redness of
-her lips, and the gathering glow of happiness and content in her eyes.
-He laughed softly as he saw these things, and he blessed the forests.
-
-"You are happy again, Joan," he said joyously. "The doctors were right.
-You are a part of the forests."
-
-"Yes, I am happy," she whispered, and suddenly there came a little
-thrill into her voice, and she pointed to a white finger of sand running
-out into the stream. "Do you remember--years and years ago, it
-seems--that Kazan left us here? She was on the sand over there, calling
-to him. Do you remember?" There came a little tremble to her mouth. "I
-wonder--where they--have gone."
-
-The cabin was as they had left it. Only the crimson _bakneesh_ had grown
-up about it, and shrubs and tall grass had sprung up near its walls.
-Once more it took on life, and day by day the color came deeper into
-Joan's cheeks, and her voice was filled with its old wild sweetness of
-song. Joan's husband cleared the trails over his old trap-lines, and
-Joan and the little Joan, who romped and talked now, transformed the
-cabin into _home._ One night the man returned to the cabin late, and
-when he came in there was a glow of excitement in Joan's blue eyes.
-
-"Did you hear it?" she asked. "Did you hear--_the call?_"
-
-He nodded, stroking her soft hair.
-
-"I was a mile back in the creek swamp," he said. "I heard it!"
-
-Joan's hands clutched his arms.
-
-"It wasn't Kazan," she said. "I would recognize his voice. But it seemed
-to me it was like the other--the call that came that morning from the
-sandbar, his mate's."
-
-The man was thinking. Joan's fingers tightened. She was breathing a
-little quickly.
-
-"Will you promise me this?" she asked. "Will you promise me that you
-will never hunt or trap for wolves?"
-
-"I had thought of that," he replied. "I thought of it--after I heard the
-call. Yes, I will promise."
-
-Joan's arms stole up about his neck.
-
-"We loved Kazan," she whispered. "And you might kill him--or her."
-
-Suddenly she stopped. Both listened. The door was a little ajar, and to
-them there came again the wailing mate-call of the wolf. Joan ran to the
-door. Her husband followed. Together they stood silent, and with tense
-breath Joan pointed over the starlit plain.
-
-"Listen! Listen!" she commanded. "It's her cry, _and it came from the
-Sun Rock!_"
-
-She ran out into the night, forgetting that the man was close behind her
-now, forgetting that little Joan was alone in her bed. And to them, from
-miles and miles across the plain, there came a wailing cry in answer--a
-cry that seemed a part of the wind, and that thrilled Joan until her
-breath broke in a strange sob.
-
-Farther out on the plain she went, and then stopped, with the golden
-glow of the autumn moon and the stars shimmering in her hair and eyes.
-It was many minutes before the cry came again, and then it was so near
-that Joan put her hands to her mouth, and her cry rang out over the
-plain as of old:
-
-"_Kazan! Kazan! Kazan!_"
-
-At the top of the Sun Rock, Gray Wolf--gaunt and thinned by
-starvation--heard the woman's cry, and the call that was in her throat
-died away in a whine. And to the north a swiftly moving shadow stopped
-for a moment, and stood like a thing of rock under the starlight. It was
-Kazan. A strange fire leaped through his body. Every fiber of his brute
-understanding was afire with the knowledge that here was home. It was
-here, long ago, that he had lived, and loved, and fought--and all at
-once the dreams that had grown faded and indistinct in his memory came
-back to him as real, living things. For, coming to him faintly over the
-plain, _he heard Joan's voice!_
-
-In the starlight Joan stood, tense and white, when from out of the pale
-mists of the moon-glow he came to her, cringing on his belly, panting
-and wind-run, and with a strange whining note in his throat. To Joan,
-Kazan was more than mere dog. Next to her husband and baby she loved
-him. There passed through her mind a day when he had saved her and the
-baby from the wolves--and again the scene of that other day when he had
-leaped upon the giant husky that was at the throat of little Joan. . . .
-As her arms hugged Kazan's great shaggy head up to her, the man heard
-the whining, gasping joy of the beast.
-
-And then there came once more across the plain Gray Wolf's mate-seeking
-cry of grief and of loneliness. Swiftly, as though struck by a lash,
-Kazan was on his feet. In another instant he was gone.
-
-"_Now_ do you believe?" cried Joan pantingly. "_Now_ do you believe
-in the God of my world--the God I have lived with, the God that
-gives souls to the wild things, the God that--that has brought--us
-all--together--once more--_home!_"
-
-His arms closed gently about her.
-
-"I believe, my Joan," he whispered. Afterward they sat in the starlight
-in front of the cabin. But they did not hear again that lonely cry from
-the Sun Rock. Joan and her husband understood. "He'll visit us again
-tomorrow," the man said at last. "Come, Joan, let us go to bed."
-Together they entered the cabin. And that night, side by side, Kazan and
-Gray Wolf hunted again on the moonlit plain.
-
-
-[Footnote 4: _From James Other Curwood's Kazan. Copyright 1914, by
-Cosmopolitan Book Corporation. By permission of the publishers._]
-
-
-[Illustration: MEREDITH NICHOLSON]
-
-
-
-
-_FOREWORD_
-
-
-_I ALWAYS find myself uncomfortable in the company of those who delight
-in literary shop-talk. Nothing I have ever heard or read on the subject
-of writing has seemed to me of any value to a practitioner of the art in
-so far as methods, hours of work and such matters are concerned. One
-writes or one doesn't, and that seems to me the end on't. In the domain
-of style there is, of course, a valuable and fascinating literature, but
-the ability to write English prose of beauty and power pertains to the
-higher branches of the craft._
-
-_The choice and use of a subject is a thing apart. Here we enter a
-no-man's land "where all is possible and all unknown." Pretending to no
-special knowledge of this matter, I will, however, acknowledge myself a
-firm believer in the operation of subconscious processes that assist in
-the development of ideas. Once an idea takes root in the mind and has a
-fertile germ in it, it immediately begins to grow. And as the plant
-matures it thrusts its way through the crust teasingly from time to
-time, until finally it stands up in full bloom in the conscious mind. It
-is obviously difficult for anyone engaged in the creative arts to take
-himself as a subject for psychological analysis. For the mind's
-operation is a mystery. The origin of ideas belongs in the realm of the
-unfathomable. If it were not for arousing the ire of trained
-psychologists, there are a good many things that I could suggest from my
-own experience that hint of forces at work in all of us that lure us to
-a twilight borderland beyond which nothing is quite real but all is
-touched with mystery._
-
-_Nothing is more interesting than the manner in which the inevitable
-form in which a thing should be written is instantly evident when the
-idea itself--the device--becomes clear and definite. When I was a
-newspaper reporter and had got my facts on some assignment, I found
-myself visualizing the story as it would appear in print, even to the
-first sentence and the arrangement of paragraphs, on my way back to the
-office. There is, beyond question, a journalistic sense that enables one
-instantaneously to appraise material and determine its treatment. I have
-written almost everything from five-line news items, newspaper
-editorial, verse, history, essays and short stories to novels of various
-kinds, and I have always found that first instinctive sense of value and
-form a pretty safe guide._
-
-_When a short-story idea strikes me I draw a line like the flight of a
-rocket across a piece of paper and write across it a few words
-indicating the chief incidents of the story. The back of an envelope
-suffices for this; I never make elaborate notes even for a novel,
-trusting to the merry little imps in the subconscious cellar to keep me
-supplied with material. And they are wilful little devils, who are
-likely to go on a strike at times; but as nothing can be done to
-stimulate their efforts, it's the wiser plan to try to forget what it is
-you want to fashion and mold until, some day when you are watching a
-ball game or hearing a symphony or doing something else utterly
-unrelated to the particular idea that has tormented you, the whole thing
-stands there before your eyes quite as unexpectedly as though a magician
-had waved his wand and wrought a miracle you can't explain--and need
-not._
-
-_"The Third Man" struck me one day in a hotel room where, beside the
-telephone, was a tablet on which some scribbling of the last guest
-remained--a curious geometric cal figure roughly outlined all over the
-sheet. I had often noticed the habit men have--women seem less addicted
-to it--of marking with a pencil while the mind is engaged with something
-wholly alien. As I reflected upon this I found not only that I myself
-drew symbols or scrawled words when preoccupied, but that I constantly
-repeated the same signs and words. It occurred to me that a man might
-leave incriminating testimony by such idle pencilings. The idea having
-interested me for an hour, I forgot all about it until one day the whole
-story of "The Third Man" rose out of the subcellar and demanded to be
-written._
-
-_I employed in this story a character I have used frequently in short
-stories--a banker with an adventurous, quixotic strain and a sincere
-interest in helping the underdog. The idea of giving a dinner and
-placing at every plate a tablet and pencil and (no one being in the
-secret) waiting to see whether a certain man, never suspected of a
-murder, would not from habit draw a certain figure which the host had
-found on a scrap of paper at the scene of the crime, gives an
-opportunity for that suspensive interest which is essential to a mystery
-tale._
-
-_I may add that I never have found a device for a story, long or short,
-when I was consciously seeking it. Others no doubt have a very different
-experience, and they are luckier than those of us who are obliged to
-wait for the subconscious imps to throw up the trapdoor and disclose
-something. There are well-known instances of writers dreaming a plot,
-but only once have I been so favored. The thing looked quite splendid
-while I slept, but it dissolved so quickly at the moment of waking that
-I was unable to piece it together._
-
-_It may be of interest to the student of such matters that practically
-every idea that I have ever developed came to me at some place which I
-always identify with it. And further, when this has happened on the
-street or in some room of a house, I never revisit the place without an
-odd feeling--a curious, disturbing uneasiness. There is a street corner
-in my home town that I avoid, for there, I remember distinctly, the
-device for a story occurred to me. The story was, I may say, one of the
-most successful I ever wrote, and yet by some freakish and inexplicable
-association of ideas I don't like to pass that corner! I should add that
-neither the corner nor anything pertaining to it figured in the story or
-was in any way related to it._
-
-_So it will readily be seen that I am unlikely to be of service to
-students or beginners, for in very plain terms I must admit that I do
-not know how I do things. It is because the whole business is so
-enveloped in mystery that I enjoy writing and try to keep myself in a
-receptive state for those happy surprises, without which I should
-quickly find myself without material and seeking other occupation._
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-_The_ THIRD MAN[5]
-
-BY MEREDITH NICHOLSON
-
-
-When Webster G. Burgess asked ten of his cronies to dine with him at the
-University Club on a night in January they assumed that the president of
-the White River National had been indulging in another adventure which
-he wished to tell them about.
-
-In spite of their constant predictions that if he didn't stop hiding
-crooks in his house and playing tricks on the Police Department he would
-ultimately find himself in jail, Mr. Burgess continued to find amusement
-in frequent dallyings with gentlemen of the underworld. In a town of
-approximately three hundred thousand people a banker is expected to go
-to church on Sundays and otherwise conduct himself as a decent, orderly,
-and law-abiding citizen, but the president of the White River National
-did not see things in that light. As a member of the Board of Directors
-of the Released Prisoners' Aid Society he was always ready with the
-excuse that his heart was deeply moved by the misfortunes of those who
-keep to the dark side of the street, and that sincere philanthropy
-covered all his sins in their behalf.
-
-When his friends met at the club and found Governor Eastman one of the
-dinner party, they resented the presence of that dignitary as likely to
-impose restraints upon Burgess, who, for all his jauntiness, was not
-wholly without discretion. But the governor was a good fellow, as they
-all knew, and a story-teller of wide reputation. Moreover, he was taking
-his job seriously, and, being practical men, they liked this about him.
-It was said that no governor since Civil War times had spent so many
-hours at his desk or had shown the same zeal and capacity for gathering
-information at first hand touching all departments of the State
-government. Eastman, as the country knows, is an independent character,
-and it was this quality, which he had shown first as a prosecuting
-attorney, that had attracted attention and landed him in the seat of the
-Hoosier governors.
-
-"I suppose," remarked Kemp as they sat down, "that these tablets are
-scattered around the table so we can make notes of the clever things
-that will be said here tonight. It's a good idea and gives me a chance
-to steal some of your stories, governor."
-
-A scratch pad with pencil attached had been placed at each plate, and
-the diners spent several minutes in chaffing Burgess as to the purpose
-of this unusual table decoration.
-
-"I guess," said Goring, "that Web is going to ask us to write limericks
-for a prize and that the governor is here to judge the contest. Indoor
-winter sports don't appeal to me; I pass."
-
-"I'm going to write notes to the House Committee on mine," said Fanning;
-"the food in this club is not what it used to be, and it's about time
-somebody kicked."
-
-"As I've frequently told you," remarked Burgess, smiling upon them from
-the head of the table, "you fellows have no imagination. You'd never
-guess what those tablets are for, and maybe I'll never tell you."
-
-"Nothing is so innocent as a piece of white paper," said the governor,
-eyeing his tablet. "We'd better be careful not to jot down anything that
-might fly up and hit us afterward. For all we know, it may be a scheme
-to get our signatures for Burgess to stick on notes without relief from
-valuation or appraisement laws. It's about time for another Bohemian
-oats swindle, and our friend Burgess may expect to work us for the price
-of the dinner."
-
-"Web's bound to go to jail some day," remarked Ramsay, the surgeon, "and
-he'd better do it while you're in office, governor. You may not know
-that he's hand in glove with all the criminals in the country: he quit
-poker so he could give all his time to playing with crooks."
-
-"The warden of the penitentiary has warned me against him," replied the
-governor easily. "Burgess has a man at the gate to meet convicts as they
-emerge, and all the really bad ones are sent down here for Burgess to
-put up at this club."
-
-"I never did that but once," Burgess protested, "and that was only
-because my mother-in-law was visiting me and I was afraid she wouldn't
-stand for a burglar as a fellow guest. My wife's got used to 'em. But
-the joke of putting that chap up here at the club isn't on me, but on
-Ramsay and Colton. They had luncheon with him one day and thanked me
-afterward for introducing them to so interesting a man. I told them he
-was a manufacturer from St. Louis, and they swallowed it whole. Pettit
-was the name, but he has string of aliases as long as this table, and
-there's not a rogues' gallery in the country where he isn't indexed. You
-remember, Colton, he talked a good deal of his travels, and he could do
-so honestly, as he'd cracked safes all the way from Boston to Seattle."
-
-Ramsay and Colton protested that this could not be so; that the man they
-had luncheon with was a shoe manufacturer and had talked of his business
-as only an expert could.
-
-The governor and Burgess exchanged glances, and both laughed.
-
-"He knew the shoe business all right enough," said Burgess, "for he
-learned it in the penitentiary and proved so efficient that they made
-him foreman of the shop!"
-
-"I suppose," said Kemp, "that you've got another crook coming to take
-that vacant chair. You'd better tell us about him so we won't commit any
-social errors."
-
-At the governor's right there was an empty place, and Burgess remarked
-carelessly that they were shy a man, but that he would turn up later.
-
-"I've asked Tate, a banker at Lorinsburg, to join us and he'll be along
-after a while. Any of you know Tate? One of our scouts recently
-persuaded him to transfer his account to us, and as this is the first
-time he's been in town since the change I thought it only decent to show
-him some attention. We're both directors in a company that's trying to
-develop a tile factory in his town, so you needn't be afraid I'm going
-to put anything over on you. Tate's attending a meeting tonight from
-which I am regrettably absent! He promised to be here before we got down
-to the coffee."
-
-As the dinner progressed the governor was encouraged to tell stories,
-and acceded good-naturedly by recounting some amusing things that had
-happened in the course of his official duties.
-
-"But it isn't all so funny," he said gravely after keeping them in a
-roar for half an hour. "In a State as big as this a good many
-disagreeable things happen, and people come to me every day with
-heartbreaking stories. There's nothing that causes me more anxiety than
-the appeals for pardon; if the pardoning power were taken away from me,
-I'd be a much happier man. The Board of Pardons winnows out the cases,
-but even at that there's enough to keep me uncomfortable. It isn't the
-pleasantest feeling in the world that as you go to bed at night somebody
-may be suffering punishment unjustly, and that it's up to you to find it
-out. When a woman comes in backed by a child or two and cries all over
-your office about her husband who's doing time and tells you he wasn't
-guilty, it doesn't cheer you much; not by a jugful! Wives, mothers, and
-sisters: the wives shed more tears, the sisters put up the best
-argument, but the mothers give you more sleepless nights."
-
-"If it were up to me," commented Burgess, "I'm afraid I'd turn 'em all
-out!"
-
-"You would," chorused the table derisively, "and when you'd emptied the
-penitentiaries you'd burn 'em down!"
-
-"Of course there's bound to be cases of flagrant injustice," suggested
-Kemp. "And the feelings of a man who is locked up for a crime he never
-committed must be horrible. We hear now and then of such cases and it
-always shakes my faith in the law."
-
-"The law does the best it can," replied the governor a little
-defensively, "but, as you say, mistakes do occur. The old saying that
-murder will out is no good; we can all remember cases where the truth
-was never known. Mistakes occur constantly, and it's the fear of not
-rectifying them that's making a nervous wreck of me. I have in my pocket
-now a blank pardon that I meant to sign before I left my office, but I
-couldn't quite bring myself to the point. The Pardon Board has made the
-recommendation, not on the grounds of injustice--more, I'm afraid, out
-of sympathy than anything else--and we have to be careful of our
-sympathies in these matters. And here again there's a wife to reckon
-with. She's been at my office nearly every day for a year, and she's
-gone to my wife repeatedly to enlist her support. And it's largely
-through Mrs. Eastman's insistence that I've spent many weeks studying
-the case. It's a murder: what appeared to be a heartless, cold-blooded
-assassination. And some of you may recall it--the Avery case, seven
-years ago, in Salem County."
-
-Half the men had never heard of it and the others recalled it only
-vaguely.
-
-"It was an interesting case," Burgess remarked, wishing to draw the
-governor out. "George Avery was a man of some importance down there and
-stood high in the community. He owned a quarry almost eleven miles from
-Torrenceville and maintained a bungalow on the quarry land where he used
-to entertain his friends with quail-hunting and perhaps now and then
-with a poker party. He killed a man named Reynolds who was his guest. As
-I remember, there seemed to be no great mystery about it, and Avery's
-defense was a mere disavowal and a brilliant flourish of character
-witnesses."
-
-"For all anybody ever knew, it was a plain case, as Burgess says," the
-governor began. "Avery and Reynolds were business acquaintances and
-Avery had invited Reynolds down there to discuss the merging of their
-quarry interests. Reynolds was found dead a little way from the bungalow
-by some of the quarry laborers. He had been beaten on the head with a
-club in the most barbarous fashion. Reynolds's overcoat was torn off and
-the buttons ripped from his waistcoat, pointing to a fierce struggle
-before his assailant got him down and pounded the life out of him. The
-purpose was clearly not robbery, as Reynolds had a considerable sum of
-money on his person that was left untouched. When the men who found the
-body went to rouse Avery he collapsed when told that Reynolds was dead.
-In fact, he lay in a stupor for a week, and they could get nothing out
-of him. Tracks? No; it was a cold December night and the ground was
-frozen.
-
-"Reynolds had meant to take a midnight train for Chicago, and Avery had
-wired for special orders to stop at the quarry station, to save Reynolds
-the trouble of driving into Torrenceville. One might have supposed that
-Avery would accompany his visitor to the station, particularly as it was
-not a regular stop for night trains and the way across the fields was a
-little rough. I've personally been over all the ground. There are many
-difficult and inexplicable things about the case, the absence of motive
-being one of them. The State asserted business jealousy and
-substantiated it to a certain extent, and the fact that Avery had taken
-the initiative in the matter of combining their quarry interests and
-might have used undue pressure on Reynolds to force him to the deal to
-be considered."
-
-The governor lapsed into silence, seemingly lost in reverie. With his
-right hand he was scribbling idly on the tablet that lay by his plate.
-The others, having settled themselves comfortably in their chairs,
-hoping to hear more of the murder, were disappointed when he ceased
-speaking. Burgess's usual calm, assured air deserted him. He seemed
-unwontedly restless, and they saw him glance furtively at his watch.
-
-"Please, governor, won't you go on with the story?" pleaded Colton. "You
-know that nothing that's said at one of Web's parties ever goes out of
-the room."
-
-"That," laughed the governor, "is probably unfortunate, as most of his
-stories ought to go to the grand jury. But if I may talk here into the
-private ear of you gentlemen I will go on a little further. I've got to
-make up my mind, in the next hour or two about this case, and it may
-help me to reach a conclusion to think aloud about it."
-
-"You needn't be afraid of us," said Burgess encouragingly. "We've been
-meeting here--about the same crowd--once a month for five years, and
-nobody has ever blabbed anything."
-
-"All right; we'll go a bit further. Avery's stubborn silence was a
-contributing factor in his prompt conviction. A college graduate, a
-high-strung, nervous man, hard-working and tremendously ambitious;
-successful, reasonably prosperous, happy in his marriage, and with every
-reason for living straight: there you have George Avery as I make him
-out to have been when this calamity befell him. There was just one
-lapse, one error, in his life, but that didn't figure in the case, and I
-won't speak of it now. His conduct from the moment of his arrest, a week
-following the murder, and only after every other possible clue had been
-exhausted by the local authorities, was that of a man mutely resigned to
-his fate. I find from the records that he remained at the bungalow in
-care of a physician, utterly dazed, it seemed, by the thing he had done,
-until a warrant was issued and he was put in jail. He's been a prisoner
-ever since, and his silence has been unbroken to this day. His wife
-assures me that he never, not even to her, said one word about the case
-more than to declare his innocence. I've seen him at the penitentiary on
-two occasions, but could get nothing out of him. In fact, I exhausted
-any ingenuity I may have in attempting to surprise him into some
-admission that would give me ground for pardoning him, but without
-learning anything that was not in the State's case. They're using him as
-a bookkeeper, and he's made a fine record: a model convict. The long
-confinement has told seriously on his health, which is the burden of his
-wife's plea for his release, but he wouldn't even discuss that.
-
-"There was no one else at the bungalow on the night of the murder," the
-governor continued. "It was Avery's habit to get his meals at the house
-of the quarry superintendent, about five hundred yards away, and the
-superintendent's wife cared for the bungalow, but the men I've had at
-work couldn't find anything in that to hang a clue on. You see,
-gentlemen, after seven years it's not easy to work up a case, but two
-expert detectives that I employed privately to make some investigations
-along lines I suggested have been of great assistance. Failing to catch
-the scent where the trail started, I set them to work backward from a
-point utterly remote from the scene. It was a guess, and ordinarily it
-would have failed, but in this case it has brought results that are all
-but convincing."
-
-The tablets and pencils that had been distributed along the table had
-not been neglected. The guests, without exception, had been drawing or
-scribbling; Colton had amused himself by sketching the governor's
-profile. Burgess seemed not to be giving his undivided attention to the
-governor's review of the case. He continued to fidget, and his eyes
-swept the table with veiled amusement. Then he tapped a bell and a
-waiter appeared.
-
-"Pardon me a moment, governor, till the cigars are passed again."
-
-In his round with the cigar tray the Jap, evidently by prearrangement,
-collected the tablets and laid them in front of Burgess.
-
-"Changed your mind about the limerick contest, Web?" asked someone.
-
-"Not at all," said Burgess carelessly; "the tablets have fulfilled their
-purpose. It was only a silly idea of mine anyhow." They noticed,
-however, that a tablet was left at the still vacant place that awaited
-the belated guest, and they wondered at this, surmising that Burgess had
-planned the dinner carefully and that the governor's discussion of the
-Avery case was by connivance with their host. With a quickening of
-interest they drew their chairs closer to the table.
-
-"The prosecuting attorney who represented the State in the trial is now
-a judge of the Circuit Court," the governor resumed when the door closed
-upon the waiter. "I have had many talks with him about this case. He
-confesses that there are things about it that still puzzle him. The
-evidence was purely circumstantial, as I have already indicated; but
-circumstantial evidence, as Thoreau once remarked, may be very
-convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk! But when two men have
-spent a day together in the house of one of them, and the other is found
-dead in a lonely place not far away, and suspicion attaches to no one
-but the survivor--not even the tramp who usually figures in such
-speculations--a jury of twelve farmers may be pardoned for taking the
-State's view of the matter."
-
-"The motive you spoke of, business jealousy, doesn't seem quite adequate
-unless it could be established that they had quarreled and that there
-was a clear showing of enmity," suggested Fullerton, the lawyer.
-
-"You are quite right, and the man who prosecuted Avery admits it," the
-governor answered.
-
-"There may have been a third man in the affair," suggested Ramsay, "and
-I suppose the cynical must have suggested the usual woman in the case."
-
-"I dare say those possibilities were thrashed out at the time," the
-governor replied; "but the only woman in this case is Avery's wife, and
-she and Reynolds had never met. I have found nothing to sustain any
-suspicion that there was a woman in the case. Avery's ostensible purpose
-in asking Reynolds to visit him at that out-of-the-way place was merely
-that they could discuss the combination of their quarry interests
-privately, and close to Avery's plant. It seems that Avery had
-undertaken the organization of a big company to take over a number of
-quarries whose product was similar, and that he wished to confer
-secretly with Reynolds to secure his sanction to a selling agreement
-before the others he wanted to get into the combination heard of it.
-That, of course, is perfectly plausible; I could make a good argument
-justifying that. Reynolds, like many small capitalists in country towns,
-had a number of irons in the fire and had done some promoting on his own
-hook. All the financial genius and all the financial crookedness aren't
-confined to Wall Street, though I forget that sometimes when I'm on the
-stump! I'm disposed to think from what I've learned of both of them that
-Avery wasn't likely to put anything over on Reynolds, who was no child
-in business matters. And there was nothing to show that Avery had got
-him down there for any other purpose than to effect a merger of quarry
-interests for their mutual benefit."
-
-"There probably were papers to substantiate that," suggested Fullerton;
-"correspondence and that sort of thing."
-
-"Certainly; I have gone into that," the governor replied. "All the
-papers remain in the office of the prosecuting attorney, and I have
-examined them carefully. Now, if Avery had been able to throw suspicion
-on some one else you'd think he'd have done so. And if there had been a
-third person at the bungalow that night you'd imagine that Avery would
-have said so; it's not in human nature for one man to take the blame for
-another's crime, and yet we do hear of such things, and I have read
-novels and seen plays built upon that idea. But here is Avery with
-fifteen years more to serve, and, if he's been bearing the burden and
-suffering the penalty of another's, sin, I must say that he's taking it
-all in an amazing spirit of self-sacrifice."
-
-"Of course," said Fullerton, "Reynolds may have had an enemy who
-followed him there and lay in wait for him. Or Avery may have connived
-at the crime without being really the assailant. That is conceivable."
-
-"We'll change the subject for a moment," said the governor, "and return
-to our muttons later."
-
-He spoke in a low tone to Burgess, who looked at his watch and answered
-audibly:
-
-"We have half an hour more."
-
-The governor nodded and, with a whimsical smile, began turning over the
-tablets.
-
-"These pads were placed before you for a purpose which I will now
-explain. I apologize, for taking advantage of you, but you will pardon
-me, I'm sure, when I tell you my reason. I've dipped into psychology
-lately with a view to learning something of the mind's eccentricities.
-We all do things constantly without conscious effort, as you know; we
-perform acts automatically without the slightest idea that we are doing
-them. At meetings of our State boards I've noticed that nobody ever uses
-the pads that are always provided except to scribble on. Many people
-have that habit of scribbling on anything that's handy. Hotel keepers,
-knowing this, provide pads of paper ostensibly for memoranda that guests
-may want to make while at the telephone, but really to keep them from
-defacing the wall. Left alone with pencil and paper, most of us will
-scribble something or draw meaningless figures.
-
-"Sometimes it's indicative of a deliberate turn of mind; again it's
-sheer nervousness. After I had discussed this with a well-known
-psychologist I began watching myself and found that I made a succession
-of figure eights looped together in a certain way--I've been doing it
-here!
-
-"And now," he went on with a chuckle, "you gentlemen have been indulging
-this same propensity as you listened to me. I find on one pad the word
-Napoleon written twenty times with a lot of flourishes; another has
-traced a dozen profiles of a man with a bulbous nose: it is the same
-gentleman, I find, who honored me by drawing me with a triple chin--for
-which I thank him. And here's what looks like a dog kennel repeated down
-the sheet. Still another has sketched the American flag all over the
-page. If the patriotic gentleman who drew the flag will make himself
-known, I should like to ask him whether he's conscious of having done
-that before?"
-
-"I'm guilty, governor," Fullerton responded. "I believe it is a habit of
-mine. I've caught myself doing it scores of times."
-
-"I'm responsible for the man with the fat nose," confessed Colton; "I've
-been drawing him for years without ever improving my draftsmanship."
-
-"That will do," said the governor, glancing at the door. "We won't take
-time to speak of the others, though you may be relieved to know that I
-haven't got any evidence against you. Burgess, please get these works of
-art out of the room. We'll go back to the Avery case. In going over the
-papers I found that the prosecuting attorney in his search of the
-bungalow the morning after the murder found a number of pieces of paper
-that bore an odd, irregular sort of sketch. I'm going to pass one of
-them round, but please send it back to me immediately."
-
-He produced a sheet of letter paper that bore traces of hasty crumpling
-but had been smoothed out again, and held it up. It bore the
-lithographed name of the Avery Quarry Company. On it was drawn this
-device:
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-"Please note," said the governor as the paper passed from hand to hand,
-"that same device is traced there five times, sometimes more irregularly
-than others, but the general form is the same. Now, in the fireplace of
-the bungalow living-room they found this and three other sheets of the
-same stationery that bore this same figure. It seems a fair assumption
-that someone sitting at a table had amused himself by sketching these
-outlines and then, when he had filled the sheet, tore it off and threw
-it into the fireplace, wholly unconscious of what he was doing. The
-prosecutor attached no importance to these sheets, and it was only by
-chance that they were stuck away in the file box with the other
-documents in the case."
-
-"Then you suspect that there was a third man in the bungalow that
-night?" Ramsay asked.
-
-The governor nodded gravely.
-
-"Yes; I have some little proof of it, quite a bit of proof, in fact. I
-have even had the wastebasket of the suspect examined for a considerable
-period. Knowing Burgess's interest in such matters, I have been using
-him to get me certain information I very much wanted. And our friend is
-a very successful person! I wanted to see the man I have in mind and
-study him a little when he was off-guard, and Burgess has arranged that
-for me, though he had to go into the tile business to do it! As you can
-readily see, I could hardly drag him to my office, so this little party
-was gotten up to give me a chance to look him over at leisure."
-
-"Tate!" exclaimed several of the men.
-
-"You can see that this is a very delicate matter," said the governor
-slowly. "Burgess thought it better not to have a smaller party, as Tate,
-whom I never saw, might think it a frame-up. So you see we are using you
-as stool-pigeons, so to speak. Burgess vouches for you as men of
-discretion and tact; and it will be your business to keep Tate amused
-and his attention away from me while I observe him a little."
-
-"And when I give the signal you're to go into the library and look at
-picture books," Burgess added.
-
-"That's not fair!" said Fullerton. "We want to see the end of it!"
-
-"I'm so nervous," said Colton, "I'm likely to scream at any minute!"
-
-"Don't do it!" Burgess admonished. "The new House Committee is very
-touchy about noise in the private dining-rooms, and besides I've got a
-lot of scenery set for the rest of the evening, and I don't want you
-fellows to spoil it."
-
-"It begins to look," remarked the governor, glancing at his watch, "as
-though some of our scenery might have got lost."
-
-"He'd hardly bolt," Burgess replied; "he knows of no reason why he
-should! I told the doorman to send him right up. When he comes there
-will be no more references to the Avery case: you all understand?"
-
-They murmured their acquiescence, and a solemn hush fell upon them as
-they turned involuntarily toward the vacant chair.
-
-"This will never do!" exclaimed the governor, who seemed to be the one
-tranquil person in the room. "We must be telling stories and giving an
-imitation of weary business men having a jolly time. But I'm tired of
-talking; some of the good story-tellers ought to be stirred up."
-
-With a little prodding Fullerton took the lead, but was able to win only
-grudging laughter. Colton was trying his hand at diverting them when
-they were startled by a knock. Burgess was at the door instantly and
-flung it open.
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-
-"Ah, Tate! Come right in; the party hasn't started yet!"
-
-The newcomer was a short, thick-set man, clean-shaven, with coarse dark
-hair streaked with gray. The hand he gave the men in succession as they
-gathered about him for Burgess's introduction was broad and heavy. He
-offered it limply, with an air of embarrassment.
-
-"Governor Eastman, Mr. Tate; that's your seat by the governor, Tate,"
-said Burgess. "We were just listening to some old stories from some of
-these fellows, so you haven't missed anything. I hope they didn't need
-me at that tile meeting; I never attend night meetings: they spoil my
-sleep, which my doctor says I've got to have."
-
-"Night meetings," said the Governor, "always give me a grouch the next
-morning. A party like this doesn't, of course!"
-
-"Up in the country where I live we still stick to lodge meeting as an
-excuse when we want a night off," Tate remarked.
-
-They laughed more loudly than was necessary to put him at ease. He
-refused Burgess's offer of food and drink and when someone started a
-political discussion they conspired to draw him into it. He was County
-Chairman of the party not then in power and complained good-naturedly to
-the governor of the big plurality Eastman had rolled up in the last
-election. He talked slowly, with a kind of dogged emphasis, and it was
-evident that politics was a subject to his taste. His brown eyes, they
-were noting, were curiously large and full, with a bilious tinge in the
-white. He met a glance steadily, with, indeed, an almost disconcerting
-directness.
-
-Where the governor sat became, by imperceptible degrees, the head of the
-table as he began seriously and frankly discussing the points of
-difference between the existing parties, accompanied by clean-cut
-characterizations of the great leaders.
-
-There was nothing to indicate that anything lay behind his talk; to all
-appearances his auditors were absorbed in what he was saying. Tate had
-accepted a cigar, which he did not light but kept twisting slowly in his
-thick fingers.
-
-"We Democrats have had to change our minds about a good many things,"
-the governor was saying. "Of course we're not going back to Jefferson"
-(he smiled broadly and waited for them to praise his magnanimity in
-approaching so near to an impious admission), "but the world has spun
-around a good many times since Jefferson's day. What I think we
-Democrats do and do splendidly is to keep dose to the changing current
-of public opinion; sometimes it seems likely to wash us down, as in the
-free-silver days; but we give, probably without always realizing it, a
-chance for the people to express themselves on new questions, and if
-we've stood for some foolish policies at times the country's the better
-for having passed on them. These great contests dear the air like a
-storm, and we all go peacefully about our business afterward."
-
-As he continued they were all covertly watching Tate, who dropped his
-cigar and began playing with the pencil before him, absently winding and
-unwinding it upon the string that held it to the tablet. They were
-feigning an absorption in the governor's recital which their quick,
-nervous glances at Tate's hand belied. Burgess had pushed back his chair
-to face the governor more comfortably and was tying knots in his napkin.
-
-Now and then Tate nodded solemnly in affirmation of something the
-governor said, but without lifting his eyes from the pencil. His broad
-shoulders were bent over the table, and the men about him were
-reflecting that this was probably an attitude into which his heavy body
-often relaxed when he was pondering deeply.
-
-Wearying of the pencil--a trifle of the dance-card variety--he dropped
-it and drew his own from his waistcoat pocket. Then, after looking up to
-join in a laugh at some indictment of Republicanism expressed in droll
-terms by the governor, he drew the tablet closer and, turning his head
-slightly to one side, drew a straight line. Burgess frowned as several
-men changed position the better to watch him. The silence deepened, and
-the governor's voice rose with a slight oratorical ring. Through a
-half-open window floated the click of billiard balls in the room below.
-The governor having come down to the Wilson Administration, went back to
-Cleveland, whom he praised as a great leader and a great president. In
-normal circumstances there would have been interruptions and questions
-and an occasional gibe; and ordinarily the governor, who was not noted
-for loquacity, would not have talked twenty minutes at a stretch without
-giving an opportunity to his companions to break in upon him. He was
-talking, as they all knew, to give Tate time to draw the odd device
-which it was his habit to sketch when deeply engrossed.
-
-The pencil continued to move over the paper; and from time to time Tate
-turned the pad and scrutinized his work critically. The men immediately
-about him watched his hand, wide-eyed, fascinated. There was something
-uncanny and unreal in the situation: it was like watching a wild animal
-approaching a trap and wholly unmindful of its danger. The square box
-which formed the base of the device was traced clearly; the arcs which
-were its familiar embellishment were carefully added. The governor,
-having exhausted Cleveland, went back to Jackson, and Tate finished a
-second drawing, absorbed in his work and rarely lifting his eyes.
-
-Seeing that Tate had tired of this pastime, the governor brought his
-lecture to an end, exclaiming:
-
-"Great Scott, Burgess! Why haven't you stopped me! I've said enough here
-to ruin me with my party, and you hadn't the grace to shut me off."
-
-"I'm glad for one," said Tate, pushing back the pad, "that I got in time
-to hear you; I've never known before that any Democrat could be so
-broad-minded!"
-
-"The governor loosens up a good deal between campaigns," said Burgess,
-rising. "And now, let's go into the library where the chairs are
-easier."
-
-The governor rose with the others, but remained by his chair, talking to
-Tate, until the room cleared, and then resumed his seat.
-
-"This is perfectly comfortable; let's stay here, Mr. Tate. Burgess,
-close the door, will you."
-
-Tate, hesitated, looked at his watch, and glanced at Burgess, who sat
-down as though wishing to humor the governor, and lighted a cigar.
-
-"Mr. Tate," said the governor unhurriedly, "if I'm not mistaken, you are
-George Avery's brother-in-law."
-
-Tate turned quickly, and his eyes widened in surprise.
-
-"Yes," he answered in slow, even tones; "Avery married my sister."
-
-"Mr. Tate, I have in my pocket a pardon all ready to sign, giving Avery
-his liberty. His case has troubled me a good deal; I don't want to sign
-this pardon unless I'm reasonably sure of Avery's innocence. If you were
-in my place, Mr. Tate, would you sign it?"
-
-The color went out of the man's face and his jaw fell; but he recovered
-himself quickly.
-
-"Of course, governor, it would be a relief to me, to my sister, all of
-us, if you could see your way to pardoning George. As you know, I've
-been doing what I could to bring pressure to bear on the Board of
-Pardons: everything that seemed proper. Of course," he went on
-ingratiatingly, "we've all felt the disgrace of the thing."
-
-"Mr. Tate," the governor interrupted, "I have reason to believe that
-there was a third man at Avery's bungalow the night Reynolds was killed.
-I've been at some pains to satisfy myself of that. Did that ever occur
-to you as a possibility?"
-
-"I suspected that all along," Tate answered, drawing his handkerchief
-slowly across his face. "I never could believe George Avery guilty; he
-wasn't that kind of man!"
-
-"I don't think he was myself," the governor replied. "Now, Mr. Tate, on
-the night of the murder you were not at home, nor on the next day when
-your sister called you on the long-distance telephone. You were in
-Louisville, were you not?"
-
-"Yes, certainly; I was in Louisville."
-
-"As a matter of fact, Mr. Tate, you were not in Louisville! You were at
-Avery's bungalow that night, and you left the quarry station on a
-freight train that was sidetracked on the quarry switch to allow the
-Chicago train to pass. You rode to Davos, which you reached at two
-o'clock in the morning. There you registered under a false name at the
-Gerber House, and went home the next evening pretending to have been at
-Louisville. You are a bachelor, and live in rooms over your bank, and
-there was no one to keep tab on your absences but your clerks, who
-naturally thought nothing of your going to Louisville, where business
-often takes you. You were there two days ago, I believe. But that has
-nothing to do with this matter. When you heard that Reynolds was dead
-and Avery under suspicion you answered your sister's summons and hurried
-to Torrenceville."
-
-"I was in Louisville; I was in Louisville, I tell you!" Tate uttered the
-words in convulsive gasps. He brushed the perspiration from his forehead
-impatiently and half rose.
-
-"Please sit down, Mr. Tate. You had had trouble a little while before
-that with Reynolds about some stock in a creamery concern in your county
-that he promoted. You thought he had tricked you, and very possibly he
-had. The creamery business had resulted in a bitter hostility between
-you: it had gone to such an extent that he had refused to see you again
-to discuss the matter. You brooded over that until you were not quite
-sane where Reynolds was concerned: I'll give you the benefit of that.
-You asked your brother-in-law to tell you when Reynolds was going to see
-him, and he obligingly consented. We will assume that Avery, a good
-fellow and anxious to aid you, made a meeting possible. Reynolds wasn't
-to know that you were to be at the bungalow--he wouldn't have gone if he
-had known it--and Avery risked the success of his own negotiations by
-introducing you into his house, out of sheer good will and friendship.
-You sat at a table in the bungalow living-room and discussed the matter.
-Some of these things only I have guessed at; the rest of it----"
-
-"It's a lie; it's all a damned lie! This was a scheme to get me here:
-you and Burgess have set this up on me! I tell you I wasn't at the
-quarry; I never saw Reynolds there that night or any other time. My God,
-if I had been there,--if Avery could have put it on me, would he be
-doing time for it?"
-
-"Not necessarily, Mr. Tate. Let us go back a little. It had been in your
-power once to do Avery a great favor, a very great favor. That's true,
-isn't it?"
-
-Tate stared, clearly surprised, but his quivering lips framed no answer.
-
-"You had known him from boyhood, and shortly after his marriage to your
-sister it had been in your power to do him a great favor; you had helped
-him out of a hole and saved the quarry for him. It cost me considerable
-money to find that out, Mr. Tate, and not a word of help have I had from
-Avery: be sure of that! He had been guilty of something just a little
-irregular--in fact, the forging of your name to a note--and you had
-dealt generously with him, out of your old-time friendship, we will say,
-or to spare your sister humiliation."
-
-"George was in a corner," said Tate weakly but with manifest relief at
-the turn of the talk. "He squared it all long ago."
-
-"It's natural, in fact, instinctive, for a man to protect himself, to
-exhaust all the possibilities of defense when the law lays its hand upon
-him. Avery did not do so, and his meek submission counted heavily
-against him. But let us consider that a little. You and Reynolds left
-the bungalow together, probably after the interview had added to your
-wrath against him, but you wished to renew the talk out of Avery's
-hearing and volunteered to guide Reynolds to the station where the
-Chicago train was to stop for him. You didn't go back, Mr. Tate----"
-
-"Good God, I tell you I wasn't there! I can prove that I was in
-Louisville; I tell you----"
-
-"We're coming bade to your alibi in a moment," said the governor
-patiently. "We will assume--merely assume for the moment--that you said
-you would take the train with Reynolds and ride as far as Ashton, where
-the Midland crosses and you would get an early morning train home. Avery
-went to sleep at the bungalow wholly ignorant of what had happened; he
-was awakened in the morning with news that Reynolds had been killed by
-blows on the head inflicted near the big derrick where you and
-Reynolds--I am assuming again--had stopped to argue your grievances.
-Avery--shocked, dazed, not comprehending his danger and lying there in
-the bungalow prostrated and half-crazed by the horror of the
-thing--waited: waited for the prompt help he expected from the only
-living person who knew that he had not left the bungalow. He knew you
-only as a kind, helpful friend, and I dare say at first he never
-suspected you! It was the last thing in the world he would have
-attributed to you, and the possibility of it was slow to enter his
-anxious, perturbed mind. He had every reason for sitting tight in those
-first hideous hours, confident that the third man at that bungalow
-gathering would come forward and establish his innocence with a word. As
-is the way in such cases, efforts were made to fix guilt upon others;
-but Avery, your friend, the man you had saved once, in a fine spirit of
-magnanimity, waited for you to say the word that would dear him. But you
-never said that word, Mr. Tate. You took advantage of his silence; a
-silence due, we will say, to shock and horror at the catastrophe and to
-his reluctance to believe you guilty of so monstrous a crime or capable
-of allowing him, an innocent man, to suffer the penalty for it."
-
-Tate's big eyes were bent dully upon the governor. He averted his gaze
-slowly and reached for a glass of water, but his hand shook so that he
-could not lift it, and he glared at it as though it were a hateful
-thing.
-
-"I wasn't there! Why----" he began with an effort at bravado; but the
-words choked him and he sat swinging his head from side to side and
-breathing heavily.
-
-The governor went on in the same low, even tone he had used from the
-beginning:
-
-"When Avery came to himself and you still were silent, he doubtless
-saw that, having arranged for you to meet Reynolds at the
-bungalow--Reynolds, who had been avoiding you--he had put himself in the
-position of an accessory before the fact and that even if he told the
-truth about your being there he would only be drawing you into the net
-without wholly freeing himself. At best it was an ugly business, and
-being an intelligent man he knew it. I gather that you are a secretive
-man by nature; the people who know you well in your own town say that of
-you. No one knew that you had gone there and the burden of the whole
-thing was upon Avery. And your tracks were so completely hidden: you had
-been at such pains to sneak down there to take advantage of the chance
-Avery made for you to see Reynolds and have it out with him about the
-creamery business, that suspicion never attached to you. You knew Avery
-as a good fellow, a little weak, perhaps, as you learned from that
-forgery of your name ten years earlier; and it would have been his word
-against yours. I'll say to you, Mr. Tate, that I've lain awake nights
-thinking about this case, and I know of nothing more pitiful, my
-imagination can conjure nothing more horrible, than the silent suffering
-of George Avery as he waited for you to go to his rescue, knowing that
-you alone could save him."
-
-"I didn't do it, I didn't do it!" Tate reiterated in a hoarse whisper
-that died away with a queer guttural sound in his throat.
-
-"And now about your alibi, Mr. Tate: the alibi that you were never even
-called on to establish." The governor reached for the tablet and held it
-before the man's eyes, which focused upon it slowly, uncomprehendingly.
-"Now," said the governor, "you can hardly deny that you drew that
-sketch, for I saw you do it with my own eyes. I'm going to ask you, Mr.
-Tate, whether this drawing isn't also your work?"
-
-He drew out the sheet of paper he had shown the others earlier in the
-evening and placed it beside the tablet. Tate jumped to his feet,
-staring wild-eyed, and a groan escaped him. The governor caught his arm
-and pushed him bade into his chair.
-
-"You will see that is Avery's letterhead that was used in the quarry
-office. As you talked there with Reynolds that night you played with a
-pencil as you did here a little while ago and without realizing it you
-were creating evidence against yourself that was all I needed to
-convince me absolutely of your guilt. I have three other sheets of
-Avery's paper bearing the same figure that you drew that night at the
-quarry office; and I have others collected in your own office within a
-week! As you may be aware, the power of habit is very strong. For years,
-no doubt, your subconsciousness has carried that device, and in moments
-of deep abstraction with wholly unrelated things your hand has traced
-it. Even the irregularities in the outline are identical, and the size
-and shading are precisely the same. I ask you again, Mr. Tate, shall I
-sign the pardon I brought here in my pocket and free George Avery?"
-
-The sweat dripped from Tate's forehead and trickled down his cheeks in
-little streams that shone in the light. His collar had wilted at the
-fold, and he ran his finger round his neck to loosen it. Once, twice, he
-lifted his head defiantly, but, meeting the governor's eyes fixed upon
-him relentlessly, his gaze wavered. He thrust his hand under his coat
-and drew out his pencil and then, finding it in his fingers, flung it
-away, and his shoulders drooped lower.
-
-
-
-
-III
-
-
-Burgess stood by the window with his back to them. The governor spoke to
-him, and he nodded and left the room. In a moment he returned with two
-men and dosed the door quickly.
-
-"Hello, warden; sit down a moment, will you?"
-
-The governor turned to a tall, slender man whose intense pallor was
-heightened by the brightness of his oddly staring blue eyes. He advanced
-slowly. His manner was that of a blind man moving cautiously in an
-unfamiliar room. The governor smiled reassuringly into his white,
-impassive face.
-
-"I'm very glad to see you, Mr. Avery," he said. He rose and took Avery
-by the hand.
-
-At the name Tate's head went up with a jerk. His chair creaked
-discordantly as he turned, looked up into the masklike face behind him,
-and then the breath went out of him with a sharp, whistling sound as
-when a man dies, and he lunged forward with his arms flung out upon the
-table.
-
-The governor's grip tightened upon Avery's hand; there was something of
-awe in his tone when he spoke.
-
-"You needn't be afraid, Avery," he said. "My way of doing this is a
-little hard, I know, but it seemed the only way. I want you to tell me,"
-he went on slowly, "whether Tate was at the bungalow the night Reynolds
-was killed. He _was_ there, wasn't he?"
-
-Avery wavered, steadied himself with an effort, and slowly shook his
-head. The governor repeated his question in a tone so low that Burgess
-and the warden, waiting at the window, barely heard. A third time he
-asked the question. Avery's mouth opened, but he only wet his lips with
-a quick, nervous movement of the tongue, and his eyes met the governor's
-unseeingly.
-
-The governor turned from him slowly, and his left hand fell upon Tate's
-shoulder.
-
-"If you are not guilty, Tate, now is the time for you to speak. I want
-you to say so before Avery; that's what I've brought him here for. I
-don't want to make a mistake. If you say you believe Avery to be guilty,
-I will not sign his pardon."
-
-He waited, watching Tate's hands as they opened and shut weakly; they
-seemed, as they lay inert upon the table, to be utterly dissociated from
-him, the hands of an automaton whose mechanism worked imperfectly. A
-sob, deep, hoarse, pitiful, shook his burly form.
-
-The governor sat down, took a bundle of papers from his pocket, slipped
-one from under the rubber band which snapped back sharply into place. He
-drew out a pen, tested the point carefully, then, steadying it with his
-left hand, wrote his name.
-
-"Warden," he said, waving the paper to dry the ink, "thank you for your
-trouble. You will have to go home alone. Avery is free."
-
-
-
-
-IV
-
-
-When Burgess appeared at the bank at ten o'clock the next morning he
-found his friends of the night before established in the directors' room
-waiting for him. They greeted him without their usual chaff, and he
-merely nodded to all comprehendingly and seated himself on the table.
-
-"We don't want to bother you, Web," said Colton, "but I guess we'd all
-feel better if we knew what happened after we left you last night. I
-hope you don't mind."
-
-Burgess frowned and shook his head.
-
-"You ought to thank God you didn't have to see the rest of it! I've got
-a reservation on the Limited tonight: going down to the big city in the
-hope of getting it out of my mind."
-
-"Well, we know only what the papers printed this morning," said Ramsay;
-"a very brief paragraph saying that Avery had been pardoned. The papers
-don't tell the story of his crime as they usually do, and we noticed
-that they refrained from saying that the pardon was signed at one of
-your dinner parties."
-
-"I fixed the newspapers at the governor's request. He didn't want any
-row made about it, and neither did I, for that matter. Avery is at my
-house. His wife was there waiting for him when I took him home."
-
-"We rather expected that," said Colton, "as we were planted at the
-library windows when you left the club. But about the other man: that's
-what's troubling us."
-
-"Um," said Burgess, crossing his legs and clasping his knees. "_That_
-was the particular hell of it."
-
-"Tate was guilty; we assume that of course," suggested Fullerton. "We
-all saw him signing his death warrant right there at the table."
-
-"Yes," Burgess replied gravely, "and he virtually admitted it; but if
-God lets me live I hope never to see anything like that again!"
-
-He jumped down and took a turn across the room.
-
-"And now---- After that, Web?"
-
-"Well, it won't take long to tell it. After the governor signed the
-pardon I told the warden to take Avery downstairs and get him a drink:
-the poor devil was all in. And then Tate came to, blubbering like the
-vile coward he is, and began pleading for mercy: on his knees, mind you;
-on his _knees!_ God! It was horrible--horrible beyond anything I ever
-dreamed of--to see him groveling there. I supposed, of course, the
-governor would turn him over to the police. I was all primed for that,
-and Tate expected it and bawled like a sick calf. But what he said
-was--what the governor said was, and he said it the way they say 'dust
-to dust' over a grave--'You poor fool, for such beasts as you the
-commonwealth has no punishment that wouldn't lighten the load you've got
-to carry around with you till you die!' That's all there was of it!
-That's exactly what he said, and can you beat it? I got a room for Tate
-at the club, and told one of the Japs to put him to bed." "But the
-governor had no right," began Ramsay eagerly; "he had no _right_----"
-"The king can do no wrong! And, if you fellows don't mind, the incident
-is dosed, and we'll never speak of it again."
-
-
-[Footnote 5: _From Best Laid Schemes, Copyright, 1919, 1922, by
-Charles Scribner's Sons. By permission of the publisher._]
-
-
-[Illustration: H. C. WITWER]
-
-
-
-
-_FOREWORD_
-
-
-_I have selected "Money to Burns" as my best effort because the
-situations and characters in that story appealed to me more than any
-others I've created in some three hundred odd yarns. The "gold-digging"
-young lady of the chorus, the super-sophisticated bellboy with his
-hard-boiled philosophy, and the beautiful, cynical Goddess of the
-Switchboard, are all familiars of mine. Intimate with their habits,
-characteristics, mannerisms and vocabulary, I had only to create a
-central plot and push them bodily into it. After that, writing the story
-was merely a case of conscientious reporting--it almost wrote itself!_
-
-_The genesis of "Money to Burns" was some envious remarks of a bellboy
-in discussing the sensational escapades of a certain young millionaire.
-The boy, bringing ice water to my room in a hotel, pointed to the
-glaring headlines in a newspaper that told of the gilded youth's latest
-adventure, and bitterly bemoaned the fate that made him a bellboy and
-the other a millionaire. He discoursed on what he would do were he the
-possessor of wealth, etc. I encouraged his conversation, with a story
-forming itself before my eyes. When he left the room I put his
-counterpart on paper, gave him wealth, added the other characters and
-necessary embellishments, carved out the title which I hoped would
-attract the reader's interest and--there you are!_
-
-_As to how I work--one word pretty well covers that question. The word
-is "HARD!" I try to get interesting characters and titles first of all;
-after that, plots. The characters are always people I know well. The
-plots may come from any source--things that have happened to me, a
-chance remark of some individual, a newspaper headline, an adventure I
-would relish having myself, etc._
-
-_To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular
-magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean
-white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment. Thais all I
-would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-MONEY TO BURNS[6]
-
-By H. C. WITWER
-
-
-"_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_"
-
-Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill
-Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they
-all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.
-However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr.
-Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal
-year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle,
-Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white;
-nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether
-or not Pubby's statement was true. It is! Loll back in the old easy
-chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff. Perhaps
-you don't know me, as Eve coyly remarked to Adam, so taking advantage of
-your good nature I'll introduce myself. I'm Gladys Murgatroyd, a
-switchboard operator at the Hotel St. Moe. I was slipped into the cradle
-under the name of Mary Ellen Johnson, but as that smacks more of the
-kitchen than the drawing-room, I changed that label some time ago to the
-Gladys Murgatroyd thing, which I admit sounds phony--still, I'm a phone
-girl, so what could be sweeter?
-
-However, one morning during a slight lull in the daily hostilities
-between me and the number-seeking guests, I am reading my favorite
-book--the _Morning Squawk_, the newspaper that made the expression "It
-is alleged" famous, or maybe it was the other way around. Spattered all
-over the front page is a highly sensational account of the latest
-adventures of one of these modern prodigal sons--in round numbers,
-Carlton Van Ryker, whose father celebrated his ninety-fifth birthday by
-entering a tomb in a horizontal position and leaving his only progeny
-two paltry $500,000 bank notes. The young millionaire with the name like
-a Pullman car and a soft collar had been stepping high, wide and fast
-with his pennies and at the time of going to press was the plot of an
-"alienation of my wife's affections" suit, a badly mismanaged shooting
-affair, and various other things that would keep his mind off the
-weather for quite a spell. While I'm drinking all this in with my
-lustrous orbs, along comes Mons. James Joseph Aloysius Burns, who was
-either the hero of this episode in my exciting career, or else he
-wasn't.
-
-Although I've known Jimmy Burns for the worst part of two years, we're
-still good friends, both of us being refugees from the land of Utah. My
-home town was the metropolis of Bountiful, where I once won a beauty
-contest single-handed, and James fled from Salt Lake City, where smoking
-cigarettes is the same as throwing rocks at the President, in the eyes
-of the genial authorities.
-
-But to get to the business of the meeting--Jimmy sported a sarcastical
-sneer as he approached my switchboard on this particular morning.
-
-"Kin you feature a cuckoo like this dizzy Van Ryker havin' all that
-sugar," he snorts, nodding angrily at the newspaper, "whilst us regular
-white folks is got to slave like Uncle Tom or we don't eat? Is that
-fair?"
-
-"Cheer up, Jimmy," I says with a smile. "We don't get much money, that's
-a fact, but then we can laugh out loud. That's more than Van Ryker can
-do! Look at the pushing around he's getting because he hauled oil and
-inherited a million, poor fellow; he----"
-
-"That mug was ru'ned by too much jack!" butts in Jimmy. "He's what you
-call a weak sister. He wasn't _built_ to handle important money--you got
-to be _born_ that way! Knowin' how to spend money is a gift. _I_ got the
-gift, but I ain't got the money!"
-
-"And you never _will_ have the money, frittering away your life hopping
-bells in a hotel, Jamesy--not to give you a short answer," I says. "When
-they assembled you they left out the motor--_ambition!_"
-
-"Blah!" says Jimmy courteously. "That's what _you_ think. I got plenty
-ambition. My ambition is to wake up every morning for the rest of my
-life with a twenty-dollar bill in my kick! Believe me, Cutey, I often
-wish I was a Wall Street bond messenger, a bootlegger or even a
-professional reformer--but I ain't never had a shot at no _big_ dough
-like that. Why, if it was rainin' tomato bouillon, I'd be there with a
-knife instead of a spoon!"
-
-"As if _that_ would stop you!" I remark sweetly. I once saw James eat.
-"It seems to me you're always craving excitement," I went on, dealing
-out some wrong numbers. "Only last week you told me you had a massage."
-
-"Go ahead and kid me," says Jimmy. "_You_ should bite your nails--you're
-a woman, a good looker with more curves than a scenic railway, and they
-ain't no way _you_ kin lose! But it's different _here._ It seems to me I
-beep workin' for a livin' since the doc says 'It's a boy!' and the
-chances is I'll be workin' for a livin' till the doc says 'Get the
-embalmer'!"
-
-Don't you love that?
-
-"Why don't you check out of the bell-hopping game and try your luck at
-something with a future in it?" I ask him, though, really, I'm about as
-interested in Jimmy's biography as I am in the election returns at
-Tokyo. "If _I_ was a man, this town wouldn't have _me_ licked!"
-
-"Apple sauce!" sneers Jimmy politely. "A guy without money has got the
-same chance in New York as a ferryboat salesman would have on the Sara
-Desert. It takes jack to make jack. With a bank roll I could make _my_
-name as well known as Jonah's, and I'd spot him his whale!"
-
-"What do you _do_ with your nickels?" I ask him. "I don't doubt that
-Chaplin and Fairbanks get more _wages_ than you bellboys, but I thought
-your _tips_ ran into better figures than they have in the Follies."
-
-"Say, cutey, be yourself!" says James scornfully. "Most of the eggs in
-this trap is as tight as the skin on a grape--they wouldn't give a thin
-dime to see Tut-ankh-Amen walk up Fifth Avenoo on his hands! I could be
-railroaded to Sing Sing for what I think of _them_ babies. Why should
-_I_ have to carry suitcases and hustle ice water for a lot of monkeys
-like that?"
-
-"Don't put on dog, Jimmy," I smile. "The guests of the St. Moe are every
-bit as good as you are, even if you _are_ a haughty bellhop and they are
-lowly millionaires. Suppose _you_ had a million, what would you do with
-it?"
-
-"Well," says Jimmy thoughtfully, "the first thing I'd do wouldst be to
-get me a education--not that I'm no dumb Isaac by no means, but they's a
-few lessons like algeometry, matriculation, mock geography and the like
-which I could use. _I_ wouldn't get all tangled up with no wild women or
-pull none of the raw stuff which this Van Ryker jobbie done, that's a
-cinch! They'd be no horseplay what the so ever, as far as _I_ was
-concerned. What _I'd_ do wouldst be to crash into some business, make my
-pile and my name and not do no playin' around till I was about fifty and
-independent for life. Ain't it a crime when I got them kind of
-intentions to make good and no nonsense about it, that somebody don't
-slip me a million?"
-
-"It's an outrage, Jimmy," I agree, allowing a giggle to break jail.
-"Still, all men are born equal and if it's actually possible that you
-_haven't_ got a million, why, you must have thrown your chances away.
-When Eddie Windsor was your age, for instance, he had made himself
-Prince of Wales!"
-
-"Me and him begin life in a different type of cradle!" says Jimmy. "And
-that stuff about everybody bein' equal when they're born is the oyster's
-ice skates. The only way me and them wealthy millionaires was even at
-birth is that we was all babies!"
-
-This debate between me and Jimmy was about like Adam and a monkey
-arguing over which of 'em was our first ancestor--we could have found
-plenty of people to side with both of us. Then again, the customers was
-beginning to snap into it for the day and craved the voice with the
-smile. I got as busy at the switchboard as a custard pie salesman on a
-movie comedy lot, so I gave the money-mad James the air for the time
-being.
-
-A couple of weeks later, or maybe it was a jolly old fortnight, Hon. Guy
-Austin Tower returns from a voyage to Europe, and then the fun began!
-Maybe you all haven't had the unusual pleasure of meeting my boy friend,
-so with your kind permission I'll introduce him.
-
-This handsome young metropolitan sheik is a millionaire of the first
-water, a full-blooded playwright, one of my wildest admirers, and a
-guest at the Hotel St. Moe. Guy would be a face card in any deck--he's a
-real fellow, no fooling. Even the parboiled Jimmy Burns, who thinks
-everybody guilty till proved innocent, is one of Guy's fans. Guy just
-sprays Jimmy and the rest of the hired help with princely tips and
-doesn't dime them to death, as most of the other inmates do.
-
-Like Carlton Van Ryker, Guy was left about everything but Lake Michigan
-when his male parent entered the obituary column, but _unlike_ Van
-Ryker, Guy didn't let his millions make him a clown. He wanted to carve
-his own way on our popular planet, so he simply forgot about his
-warehouse full of doubloons and took up the trade of writing plays. As
-he's got two frolics running on Broadway now, you could hardly call him
-a bust.
-
-Well, when Guy came back from overseas he got a welcome from the St. Moe
-staff that would have tickled a political boss. Honestly, he brought
-something back for everybody! What he brought back for me was some
-perfectly gorgeous Venetian lace and his sixty-fifth request that I
-renounce the frivolous pleasures of the telephone switchboard and enter
-matrimony.
-
-I accepted the lace, which drove my girl friend, Hazel Killian, wild
-with envy, but on the wedding bells I claimed exemption. I like Guy, but
-I'm by no means in love with him--or with anyone else! From what I've
-been able to observe on my perch at the St. Moe switchboard, there's a
-bit too much "moan" in matrimony, and, really, I get no more thrill out
-of contemplating marriage than Noah would get out of contemplating
-Niagara Falls. I've seen too much of it! I do get a kick, though, out of
-my daily struggle to remain a campfire girl and still keep from dying of
-too little fun. The swarming lobby of any costly Gotham hotel is the
-favorite hunting grounds of snips that pass in the night, always looking
-for the best of it--lounge lizards, synthetic sheiks of all ages and
-others too humorous to mention. Any young, well dressed member of my
-much advertised sex who doesn't resemble a gorilla is their legitimate
-prey, and trying to discourage 'em is like trying to discourage the
-anti-drys. But I got their number--being a phone girl, that's my job,
-isn't it? I meet five hundred representatives of the sillier sex every
-day, and it's a hobby of mine to treat 'em all with equal chilly
-politeness till they get out of line. Then I turn off the politeness,
-just giving 'em the chill, and honest, when I want to be cold--which is
-generally--I'd turn a four-alarm fire into an iceberg with a glance!
-
-However, there are a lot of yawns connected with plugging a telephone
-switchboard day by day in every way, and now and then a male will come
-along sufficiently interesting for little Gladys to accept temporarily
-as an accomplice in the assassination of time.
-
-Dinners, dances, theaters, this and that--nothing my mother and I
-couldn't laugh over, so don't curl your lip!
-
-Well, Guy Tower hadn't been back in the St. Moe a week when he began
-showering attentions on me from the point where he left off before he
-sailed away. Honestly, he dinnered and theatered me silly! Hazel Killian
-watched me carelessly toy with this good-looking young gold mine with
-unconcealed feelings of covetousness. She simply couldn't understand why
-I didn't grab this boon from Heaven and marry him while he was stupefied
-with my charms. Hazel, who is an artists' model and no eyesore herself,
-is suffering from a lifelong ambition to become a bird in a gilded cage.
-She craves a millionaire, and in desperation she offered to match coins
-with me for Guy, but I indignantly refused. I _know_ Hazel--she's a
-dear, but she'd have Rockefeller penniless in a month and every shop on
-Fifth Avenue sporting a "Closed to Restock" sign. She's just a pretty
-baby who loves to go buy and she makes 'em give till it hurts, don't
-think she doesn't!
-
-Another person who got upset over Guy's inability to keep away from me
-was Jerry Murphy, house sleuth at the St. Moe. Jerry's so big that if he
-had numbers on him he'd look like a box car, and he's just another male
-I can get all dizzied up with a properly manipulated eye and smile.
-Really, he's not a bad fellow, but as a detective he's a blank
-cartridge. He couldn't catch pneumonia if it was against the law not to
-have it. Jerry don't know what it's all about and never will, because
-he's too thick between the ears to ask and nobody will tell him. He
-hangs around my switchboard like a hungry collie around a kitchen and
-he's just as eager; but I'm not collecting losers, so Jerry's
-meaningless to _me._ My bounding around with Guy fills Jerry with pain
-and alarm and he keeps me supplied with laughs by constantly warning me
-of the pitfalls and temptations that surround a little telephone girl
-who steps out with a millionaire. "If 'at big mock orange makes one
-out-of-the-way crack to you, cutey, just tip me off and I'll _ruin_
-him!" says Jerry with a menacing growl. "I can't cuddle up to the idea
-of you goin' out with him all the time. Don't let him go to work and
-lure you somewheres away from easy callin' distance of help!"
-
-"Cut yourself a piece of cake!" I says. "Mister Tower is a perfect
-gentleman, Jerry, and it would be impossible for him to act like
-anything else if he and I were alone on an island in the middle of the
-Pacific."
-
-"Say, listen, cutey,'" says Jerry, wincing, "don't mention 'at
-alone-on-a-island stuff in my presence! 'At's what I been dreamin' about
-me and you for a year. If we ever get on a ship together, I'll wreck it
-as sure as you're born!"
-
-Now, isn't he a scream?
-
-Well, at one of our dinner dates about a month after his return, Guy
-shows up haggard and wan and apparently all in. Generally a fellow who
-couldn't do enough for his stomach, he ordered this night with the
-enthusiasm of a steak fiend week-ending at a vegetarian friend's. When
-the nourishment arrived, Guy just dallied and toyed with it. Afterwards
-we favored the dance floor with a visit, and instead of tripping his
-usual wicked ballroom he acted like he had an anvil in each of his
-pumps. A dozen times during the evening he had to tap back a yawn, and
-really I began to get steamed up. I'm not used to seeing my boy friends
-pass out on me!
-
-"I hope I'm not keeping you awake, Mr. Tower," I remarked frigidly as we
-returned to our table and the nineteenth yawn slipped right through his
-fingers, in spite of his well meant attempt to push it back.
-
-"Forgive me!" says Guy quickly, and a flush brings some color to his
-face for the first time that night. "I--the fact is, Gladys, I don't
-believe I've had a dozen hours' sleep in the past week!"
-
-"Then you've been cheating," I smile, "for you've always left me around
-midnight. Is she a blonde or a brunette, or have you noticed?"
-
-Guy laughs and, leaning over, pats my hand.
-
-"As if I would ever notice _any_ girl but you!" he says, getting
-daringly original. "Oh, it isn't a girl, Gladys--though there _is_ a
-woman at the bottom of the thing, at that. I'll explain that paradoxical
-statement. Rosenblum wants my next play to open his new Thalia Theater,
-which will be completed within two months--and I haven't the ghost of an
-idea, not the semblance of a plot! I've paced the floor like a caged
-animal, smoking countless cigarettes and drinking oceans of black
-coffee. I've written steadily for hours at a stretch and then torn the
-whole business up in disgust. That's what's kept me awake at night--that
-and my daily battles with this infernal Rosenblum!"
-
-"How come?" I ask him in surprise. "I don't see the percentage in
-battling with the man who puts your plays on Broadway, Guy."
-
-"He wants me to write a risqué farce, one of those
-loathsome--er--pardon me--bedroom things for Yvette D'Lys," says Guy
-angrily, "and I ab-so-lute-ly will not do it! I refuse to prostitute my
-art for the sordid box office! I----"
-
-"Hold everything!" I butt in. "Shakespeare wasn't below writing bedroom
-farces, and I think even _you'll_ admit that he got some favorable
-mention as a playwright."
-
-"Shakespeare write a bedroom farce!" gasps Guy. "Why, my dear girl,
-you--which of his marvelous plays could you _possibly_ twist into that?"
-
-"Othello," I says promptly. "In act five they clown all over the
-boudoir! You should go to the theater oftener."
-
-For a second Guy looks puzzled, then he grins and the lines around his
-navy-blue eyes relax.
-
-"You are delightful," he says. "If I cannot get mental stimulus from
-_you_, then I am indeed uninspired! Nevertheless, I am not going to do
-as Rosenblum requests. I have never written anything salacious or even
-suggestive, and I never will! Furthermore, I don't believe Miss D'Lys or
-_any_ actress likes to play that kind of a part. It is managers of the
-Rosenblum type that force those rĂ´les on them--callous,
-dollar-grabbing, cynical pessimists, who take it for granted that all
-women are bad!"
-
-"Any man who takes it for granted that all women are bad is no
-pessimist, Guy," I says thoughtfully. "He's an optimist!"
-
-"Great!" says Guy, slapping the table with his hand. "May I use that
-epigram in my play?"
-
-"I'll loan it to you," I tell him. "If I break out with the writing rash
-myself some day, I'll want it back. And now let me hear some of the
-ideas you tore up in disgust--maybe one of them is the real McCoy. Trot
-'em out and I'll give you my honest opinion."
-
-Well, he did and I did. Guy rattled off a half-dozen plots, which failed
-to thicken and merely sickened. Honestly, they had everything in 'em but
-the Battle of Gettysburg, and really they were fearful--about as new and
-exciting as a beef stew, which is just what I told him, being a truthful
-girl.
-
-Guy sighs and looks desperate.
-
-"Gladys," he says, "I simply _must_ have a play ready to open the Thalia
-in less than eight weeks! You know that my interest in playwriting is
-anything but mercenary--good heavens, I have more money than I know what
-to do with. What I want is to see my name on another Broadway success,
-and I'm absolutely barren of ideas! I've simply struck a dry spell, such
-as all writers do, occasionally. At this moment I'd give twenty-five
-thousand dollars for an original plot!"
-
-I drew a deep breath and stared at him.
-
-"Don't kid about that kind of money, Guy," I says solemnly. "And--don't
-tempt me!"
-
-"I never was more serious in my life!" he quickly assures me. "Why, have
-_you_ an idea? By Jove, Gladys, if you if _have_--you are the goddess
-from the machine----"
-
-"Be of good cheer," I interrupt. "I'll go home and sleep over matters,
-which is what you better do, too--you look like you fell out of a well
-or something, really! I'll see you tomorrow. I don't think I'll have a
-plot for you by then, but----"
-
-"Naturally--still, if you even have a suggestion that I might use," says
-Guy eagerly, "I----"
-
-"I say I don't _think_ I'll have a plot by then, I know I'll have one!"
-I finish.
-
-And I did, really!
-
-When I got home that night I went right to bed, but somehow Mr. Slumber
-and me couldn't seem to come to terms. My brain just refused to call it
-a union day but kept mulling over Guy and his magnanimous offer of
-twenty-five thousand lire for a plot. Good heavens, he could buy a plot
-with a house and barn on it for that! Then my half-sleepy mind turns to
-Jimmy Burns, the gloomy bellhop, whose deathless ambition is to corral a
-fortune and dumfound Europe with his progress from then on! Suddenly
-these two trains of thought collide with a crash and out of the wreck
-comes an idea that I think will make Jimmy Burns famous and give Guy
-Tower his play! That trifling matter being all settled, I turned over
-and slept the sleep of the just.
-
-The very next evening I propositioned Guy, who listened with flattering
-attention. After telling him I had his play all set, I furnished him
-with a short but interesting description of the life, habits and desires
-of James Joseph Aloysius Burns. I then proposed that Guy place his
-twenty-five thousand to the bellboy's credit for one month, James to be
-allowed free rein with the jack. If Burns has increased the amount at
-the end of thirty days, he is to return the original twenty-five
-thousand to Guy. If not, he must give back whatever amount he has left.
-All the principals are to be sworn to secrecy and that's all there is to
-my scheme--it's as simple as the recipe for hot chocolate!
-
-"If Jimmy Burns is really miscast in life and has a brain and business
-ability far above hopping bells," I explain, "why, the use of
-twenty-five thousand for thirty days might make him one of the world's
-most famous men! It's a sporting chance, Guy--will you gamble?"
-
-Guy looks somewhat perplexed. He stares into my excited face and clears
-his throat nervously.
-
-"Well--I--of course, I am interested in _anything_ you suggest, Gladys,"
-he says. "I--eh--suppose I am unusually stupid this evening, but I
-cannot see how my dowering this bellboy will assist me in writing my
-play."
-
-"Listen," I says. "You claimed you'd put out twenty-five thousand for a
-plot, didn't you? Well, believe me, the movements of Jimmy Burns with
-twenty-five thousand dollars to do what he wants with will supply all
-the ideas you can handle--if you don't think so, you're crazy!"
-
-"But----" begins Guy.
-
-"Don't butt!" I cut him off, impatiently. "You're not the goat yet and
-you won't be if you listen to teacher. All you have to do is give Jimmy
-the sugar, watch his stuff for the next thirty days, and you'll get a
-true-to-life masterpiece for your drama--probably a play that will show
-the making of a financial, scientific or artistic Napoleon! If you can't
-get a play out of the effect of sudden wealth on a lowly bellhop, then
-you got no business In the same room with a typewriter!"
-
-Guy rubs his chin, smooths back his wavy hair and gazes out of the
-window at New York City.
-
-"By Jove!" he busts out suddenly, slapping his hands together. "The
-thing is fantastic--grotesque--but I'll do it!"
-
-So it came to pass that the next day Guy, Jimmy Burns, and myself met by
-appointment in the cashier's office of the Plumbers & Physicians
-National Bank. As I was on my lunch hour and minutes were at a premium,
-there was little time squandered on preliminaries, Guy making his
-proposition to the thunderstruck James in simple words of one syllable.
-At first M. Burns refused to believe he wasn't being kidded, then he got
-hysterical with delight. When the startled cashier solemnly asked for
-his signature and handed him a bank book showing there was $25,000 to
-his credit in the vaults, Jimmy broke down and cried like a baby!
-
-"Now listen to me, young man," I tell the panting Burns when he has hid
-the bank book in his shoe to the open amusement of Guy and the wondering
-cashier. "You want to get an immediate rush of brains to the head and
-make that twenty-five thousand _mean_ something, because that's the last
-you get if you cry your eyes out! That's all there is, there isn't any
-more, get me? You been going around squawking about what a world-beater
-you'd be if you had money. Well, now you got plenty of it and we look
-for big things from you. No clowning, remember, you _must_ make good! Is
-all that clear?"
-
-Still in a happy trance, Jimmy Burns removes his cap with a start.
-
-"Ye-ye-yes, ma'am!" he gulps, the first time he was ever polite to
-anyone, before or since.
-
-Well, really, the effect of that $25,000 suddenly showered on Jamesy was
-every bit as startling as I expected--only in a slightly different way
-than I fondly hoped! Those pennies went right to his shapely head, and
-instead of stimulating his brain, why, they just _removed_ it
-altogether. First of all, Jimmy got a wild and uncontrollable desire to
-leave the art of bell-hopping flat on its back. Not satisfied to resign
-his portfolio in a dignified way, he kidded the guests, insulted the
-manager, rode Jerry Murphy till Jerry wanted his heart, and wound up by
-punching Pete Kift, the bell captain, right on the nose. By an odd
-coincidence, these untoward actions got Jimmy the gate.
-
-The plutocrat bellhop's next imitation was to apply for the most
-expensive suite in the hotel. They just laughed Hon. Burns off, telling
-him there was nothing but standing room left in the inn and try to get
-_that!_ But Guy Tower came to the rescue and got Jimmy the suite, as Guy
-wanted to keep his experiment under as close observation as possible
-while making notes for his play. Once settled in his gorgeous apartment,
-Jimmy swelled up like a mump and run his former colleagues ragged
-getting him ice water, stationery, telegram blanks and drug-store gin.
-He staggered around in the most fashionable lobby in New York making
-cracks like "Hey, d'ye think Prohibition will ever come back?" to
-astounded millionaires and their ladies. Honestly, he was a wow I When
-one of the fellows he used to work with called him "Jimmy," the nee
-bellboy angrily insists that the manager fire him for undue familiarity,
-remarking, "A guy has got to keep them servants in their proper places!"
-
-He sent a wire to the Standard Oil Company asking if they couldn't use a
-younger man in Rockefeller's place, paid the dinge elevator pilots a
-dollar twenty times a day to stop the car and tie his shoe laces,
-panicked the highest priced tailor in Manhattan by ordering seven suits
-of "mufti," having read that the King of England occasionally dresses in
-that, and generally misplayed his hand till everybody was squawking and
-in no time at all Jimmy Burns was about as popular as a mad deg in the
-St. Moe hotel. He failed to go through college like he promised he
-would, but he certainly went through everything else, and only for Guy,
-Jimmy would have been streeted fifty times a day!
-
-The next desire that attacks James is the ambition to see his name in
-the newspapers, so he advertises for a press agent. The first publicity
-purveyor who showed up made James think he was good by using nothing but
-adjectives in his conversation and asking for a honorarium of $250 the
-week. Mr. Burns thought the salary was more than reasonable, but as he's
-the type that would ask President Coolidge for a reference, he demanded
-one from the candidate for the job. "You have asked the man who owns
-one--just a minute!" says the press agent cheerily, and not at all
-abashed he dashes out of the room. I heard all this when he stopped at
-my switchboard with Jimmy and asked me where the writing room was. In
-five minutes he's back, waving a paper in Jimmy's face. "Look _that_
-over!" he says.
-
-James read it out loud for my entertainment. According to this
-testimonial, the bearer had did about everything in the publicity line
-but act as press representative for a school where middle-aged eagles
-are taught how to fly. James seems to get quite a kick out of it.
-
-"I think I'll take this guy," he remarks, as he looks up from the
-reference.
-
-"Fine!" says the delighted applicant. "That's a good thought. I'll snap
-right into it and----"
-
-"Tomato sauce!" butts in James sneeringly. "I don't wish no part of
-_you_, the baby _I_ want to hire is the bozo which wrote this
-recommendation of you. He's good, what I mean, a letter-writin' idiot!"
-
-"A bit odd that we should both be thinking the same thing," says Mr.
-Press Agent coolly. "As a matter of fact, I wrote that recommendation
-myself. So now that I'm engaged as your publicity expert, let me have a
-few of your photos and----"
-
-The following morning nearly every front page in town displayed a
-picture of James Burns and this glaring headline:
-
-BELL BOY LEFT MILLION BY GUEST
-HE ONCE LOANED DIME!
-
-That was the press agent's first effort and, as far as I was ever able
-to see, his last. But it got ample results, as with your permission I'll
-be glad to show you.
-
-Within a week, Jimmy Burns had discovered what millions have discovered
-before _his_ little day--that the mere possession of lucre does not mean
-happiness, and for some it means positive misery! Not only did James
-become the prey of the charity solicitors, confidence workers, stock
-swindlers, "yes men," phony promoters and other parasites that infest
-the hotel, but he was constantly in boiling water through his cuckoo
-escapades growing out of sudden wealth that sent his brains on location.
-After purchasing a diamond as big as Boston, only brighter, he bought
-the highest priced horseless carriage he could find in the market and
-the same identical day it slipped out of his hands and tried to climb
-the steps of the Fifth Avenue library. The gendarmes pinched him for
-reckless driving, though Jimmy protested that it wasn't really
-"wreckless" as he had plenty wreck, and his worship tossed the trembling
-James into the hoosegow for three days, remarking, "I'll teach you rich
-men a lesson!" Then the income-tax beagles read that newspaper headline
-and came down on Burns like a cracked ceiling. So all in all, Jimmy was
-finding few chuckles connected with his pieces of eight.
-
-When the rich but unhappy James got out of the Bastille, he decided to
-throw a party in his costly suite at the St. Moe for his former
-associates of the bellhops' bench. As Jimmy confided to me, apparently
-his only friend, he felt the immediate need of mixing with people who
-spoke his language. He wanted to forget his troubles and get back on a
-friendly footing with the boys, who had severed diplomatic relations
-with him on account of his acting like he was Sultan of Goitre or
-something when he became a thousandaire overnight. Jimmy felt that a
-first-class soiree would do the trick.
-
-The party came off as advertised, but all it meant to the poor little
-rich man was more grief! It was really a respectable enough affair, no
-hats being broken or that sort of thing, and a pleasant time was had by
-all with the slight exception of the charming host. Our hero made two
-fatal mistakes. The first was not inviting Jerry Murphy and the second
-was laying in a stock of canny Scotch for medicinal purposes, in case
-any of his guests should get stricken with the dread disease of thirst.
-The result was that an epidemic of parched throats broke out early in
-the evening and pretty soon the other habitues of the St. Moe began
-complaining bitterly about the unusually boisterous race riot that was
-being staged with a top-heavy cast on the sixth floor. Mr. Williams, the
-manager, who liked Jimmy Burns and arsenic the same way, called upon
-Jerry Murphy to quell the disturbance and Jerry licked his lips with
-delight. The man-mountain house detective run all the way upstairs,
-figuring the elevators too slow to whisk him to a job as tasty to him as
-cream is to puss. Jerry pounded on the door of Jimmy's salon and
-demanded admittance. Recognizing his voice, James climbed unsteadily on
-a chair, opened the transom and peered with a rolling eye at Jerry.
-
-"Go roll yer hoop--hic--you big shtiff, thish is
-gen'lemen's--hic--gen'lemen's blowout!" says Jimmy, carelessly pouring a
-pitcher of water, cracked ice and all, on Jerry's noble head. "Hic--shee
-kin you _laugh off!_"
-
-Foaming at the mouth and uttering strange cries, the infuriated Jerry
-broke through the door and the panic was on! The beauty and chivalry
-present fled before the charging sleuth like they'd flee before a
-charging hippo, but the unfortunate Jimmy got left at the post. After
-cuffing him around the room till the sport palled on him, Jerry dragged
-James off to durance vile and once again Jamesy is put under glass, this
-time credited with illegally possessing spirits frumenti. They held him
-under lock and key all night and it took all of Guy Tower's influence
-and quite a few of his quarters to get Jerry to withdraw the charge and
-free Jimmy the next morning.
-
-Well, honestly, I felt sorry for Jimmy Burns, who was certainly taking
-cruel and unusual punishment and being made to like it. I thought
-perhaps if I injected a lady into the situation it might make things a
-bit more pleasant for him, so I introduced Hazel Killian to the
-"millionaire bellboy," as the newspapers were still calling James. _O
-sole mia!_ as they say in Iowa, what an off day my brain was having when
-it cooked up _that_ idea! With visions clouding her usually painstaking
-taste, of the Riviera, Paris, Monte Carlo, gems, yachts, Boles-Joyce
-limousines or what have you, Hazel took to Jimmy like a goldfish takes
-to a bowl and our evening expeditions now consisted of your
-correspondent and Guy, assisted by Hazel and Jimmy. We went everywhere
-together, with James insisting upon paying most of the bills. But while
-Jimmy was civil enough to the easy-to-look-at Hazel, he simply showered
-his attentions on your little friend Gladys, grabbing every chance to
-make the most violent love to me. This greatly annoyed Guy and Hazel and
-equally greatly amused _me_--Jimmy was just a giggle to me, not a gasp!
-
-In the meanwhile, Mr. Williams and Jerry Murphy had banded together to
-make James sick and tired of living in the Hotel St. Moe. He seldom
-found his room made up, there was always something wrong with the
-lights, the water and the steam, none of the help would answer his
-bells, and when he hollered for service he was told he would find it in
-the dictionary under S. But Pete Kift pulled the worst trick of all on
-him. With the radiant Hazel on his arm and Guy keeping military distance
-behind, Jimmy was proudly strutting through the lobby one fine evening.
-All were resplendent in evening clothes, and to show you I'm not catty
-I'll say that Hazel in an evening gown would attract attention away from
-the Yosemite. As the party neared the desk, Pete Kift suddenly looks at
-Jimmy and bawls "_Front!_" at the top of his bull elephant's voice, and
-mechanically responding to the habit of a lifetime, poor Jimmy Burns
-grabs an amazed guest's suitcase and hastily starts for the elevator!
-The witnesses just screamed when they grasped the situation and
-recognized James as the ex-bellhop. Even Guy smiled, but it was
-different with Hazel, who could have shot down Mr. Burns on the spot in
-cold blood. As for Jimmy, well, honestly, he would have welcomed the
-bullet!
-
-Nevertheless, in spite of this fox pass Hazel believed Jimmy had
-actually inherited an even million, and evidently James had not gone out
-of his way to make her think different. So one day Hazel tells me she's
-all through posing for artists and is determined to make Jimmy her very
-own. When she adds that he has sworn to star her in a musical comedy or
-back her in a movie production, I nearly passed out! Can you imagine
-Jimmy, with only a few thousand left, making any such maniacal promises
-as that to a girl with a memory like Hazel's? _Oo la la_, what a fine
-disturbance James was readying himself for!
-
-As I had vowed to say nothing about how Jimmy got his bankroll, I
-couldn't very well give the ambitious Hazel the lowdown on matters, but
-I _did_ try most earnestly to lay her off him. I got nowhere! Refusing
-to be warned, Hazel point-blankly accused me of having a yen for Jimmy
-myself, and then she set sail for this gilded youth in dead earnest.
-
-Well, knowing nothing of Hazel's plans with regard to himself, the
-doomed Jimmy kept on entertaining like his first name was Astor, his
-middle name Vanderbilt and his last name Morgan. He took me, Hazel and
-Guy to the races at Belmont Park and stabled us all in a box. As James
-had loudly declared that he knew more about horses than Vincent Ibanez,
-we all played his-feed-box tips for five races and we learned about
-losers from him. When the sixth and last scramble arrived, Guy had
-donated $1,500, I had sent in $50, and Hazel had parted with $80 to the
-oral books and was fit to be tied I What Jimmy lost, nobody knows.
-Anyhow, he gazed over the program for the sixth race, a mile handicap,
-and suddenly let out a yell.
-
-"Hot dog!" he says, much excited. "Here's where we all get independent
-for life. They's a beagle in this dash by the name of Bellhop and if
-that ain't a hunch then Pike's Peak's a pimple. Get down on this baby
-with the family jools and walk outa here rancid with money!"
-
-We split a contemptuous grin between us and presented it to Jimmy before
-getting down on the favorite in a last attempt to break even on the day.
-Jimmy milled his way back to our box, flushed and panting, and gayly
-announced that he had shot the works on Bellhop's nose. He said we were
-all paranoiacs for not doing the same. Well, it was all over in a
-twinkling! The favorite found the handicap of our bets a bit too much
-and finished an even last. Bellhop tripped the mile in something like
-0.96 and won from here to the Ruhr, clicking off $15,000 for Mr. James
-Joseph Aloysius Burns. James then announced his intention of buying the
-horse and presenting it to Hazel for Arbor Day, and it was only with the
-greatest of difficulty that me and Guy talked him out of it. Hazel gave
-us a murderous glare and for the rest of the day you couldn't have got a
-nail file between her and Jimmy, honestly!
-
-Whirling back to New York in Jimmy's car, now steered by a uniformed
-chauffeur, I began to reprove James for this gambling and stepping out
-when he should be using his money and time to secure his future. What
-about all his promises to me? How about all the big things he was going
-to do? When was he going to enter business, or whatever he thought he
-could do best?
-
-"Don't make me laugh!" says Jimmy, tapping an imported cigarette on a
-solid gold case. "I'm sittin' pretty. What a sucker _I'd_ be to pester
-myself about work when I got all this sugar!"
-
-"Of course," says Hazel, nestling closer to him. "Imagine a millionaire
-_working!_"
-
-And the only thing that really burned me up was Jimmy's grin at Guy and
-the sly dig in the ribs he gave me, the little imp!
-
-Well, from then on Jimmy had lots of luck and all of it bad. The fellow
-who invented money was a clever young man, but he really should have
-stayed around the laboratory for another couple of hours and invented an
-antidote for the trouble it brings. The well-to-do ex-bellhop used his
-jack as a wedge to get into one jam after another, till finally came the
-worst blow of all, and Miss Hazel Killian delivered it.
-
-It seems that Hazel got fatigued waiting for Jimmy to unbelt the roll
-and star her in a musical comedy or a super-production, so she requested
-a showdown. Jimmy checked up and discovered he had blown all but about
-five thousand of his ill-gotten gains, and as trustworthy reports had
-reached him that it would take about ten times that much to group a show
-around the beauteous Hazel, he calmly told her all bets were off. Hazel
-promptly fainted, but Jimmy's idea of first aid being an alarmed glance
-and a dash for the door, she quickly snapped out of it and demanded ten
-thousand dollars for the time she put in entertaining him.
-
-"Aha--a gold digger, hey?" says Jimmy indignantly. "So you wish ten
-grand for entertainin' me? Where d'ye get that stuff? They ain't no ten
-thousand dollars' worth of laughs in you for _me_, I'll tell the world!
-Take the air!"
-
-Infuriated beyond speech, Hazel brought suit for $100,000 against James
-the following day, charging that promising young man had promised to wed
-her. Further, deponent sayeth not!
-
-That was the end of the high life for Jimmy Burns. Honestly, he was
-scared stiff and he got little comfort from _me_, for I was absolutely
-disgusted with the way he had carried on from the time Guy gave him that
-money. Opportunity had knocked on this little fool's door and he had
-pretended he wasn't at home. Not only that, but I felt he had got me in
-wrong with Guy Tower, whose $25,000 investment for a plot now seemed a
-total loss. I told Guy tearfully how sorry I was that my scheme had
-failed to pan out, but he cut me off in the middle of my plea for
-forgiveness, his face a mass of smiles.
-
-"My dear girl, you owe me no apology," says Guy, patting my shoulder.
-"It is I who owe you a debt of gratitude. I've written a farce-comedy
-around Jimmy's adventures with the twenty-five thousand, and Rosenblum
-predicts it will be the hit of the season! I've never seen him so
-enthusiastic. Your idea was more than successful, and Jimmy is welcome
-to whatever he has left of the money when the time limit expires!"
-
-Wasn't that lovely?
-
-In the meantime, the miserable Jimmy had tried to forget his worries
-again by mixing with his former fellow workmen about the hotel. Jerry
-Murphy and Pete Kift wouldn't give him a tumble, so he sat on the
-bellhops' bench all night, trying to square things with his
-ex-playmates. But now that he was a "millionaire" they put on the ice
-and treated him like a maltese would be treated at a mouse's reception.
-A great longing comes over Jimmy to be a care-free bellboy again,
-without the burden of wealth. He felt the irresistible call of the ice
-water, the stationery and the tip! So, unable to lick the temptation, he
-sneaked the baggage of a few guests upstairs and was promptly run out of
-the hotel by the other boys for poaching on their preserves. To make
-things perfect, a couple of days later he was served with the papers in
-Hazel's suit.
-
-Unable to cope with the situation and hysterical with fear, Jimmy rushed
-to the switchboard and made an appeal to me that would have melted a
-Chinese executioner. He placed the blame for the trouble he was in on my
-georgetted shoulders--manlike--and insisted that I had to get him out of
-the mess. The legal documents Hazel had him tagged with smacked to the
-terrified Jimmy of pitiless judges, stern juries, jail--perhaps even the
-gallows! Honestly, James was in fearful shape, no fooling. I shut off
-his moans finally, and told him to get rid of whatever money he had left
-and I would take on myself the horrible job of explaining everything to
-Hazel. With a wild whinny, Jimmy dashed out of the hotel without even
-thanking me, gambled his remaining ducats in one wild stock-market
-plunge--and two days later the ticker informed him that he was worth
-$25,000 again!
-
-But money was now smallpox to Jimmy Burns. It was just three weeks and
-four days since Guy Tower gave him the original $25,000, and under the
-agreement Jimmy still had three days left to splurge. Nothing stirring!
-What he wanted to do now was to get rid of his wealth, as I had told him
-Hazel's barristers would never let her sue him should they find out the
-defendant had no more nickels. Jimmy wanted to go to law with Hazel the
-same way he wanted to part with his ears, so he busts in on Guy and
-tells him to take back his gold because he don't wish any part of it.
-Before the astonished Guy can open his mouth, Jimmy hurls twenty-five
-one-thousand-dollar bills on the table and flees the room!
-
-Well, being an important customer of the St. Moe, Guy got Jimmy back his
-old job hopping bells, broke, but happy for the first time in a month.
-Then Guy insisted on me accepting a small royalty from his play for
-producing Jimmy Burns as the plot. That left everybody taken care of but
-the raging Hazel, who declared herself off me for life and was packed
-and ready to leave me alone in New York. Guy solved that problem and
-made Hazel crazily happy by engaging her to play _herself_ in his
-comedy, "Money to Burns." Merry Flag Day!
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-[Footnote 6: _Copyright, 1923, International Magazine Company
-(Cosmopolitan Magazine)_]
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-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: My Story That I Like Best</p>
- <p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Authors: Edna Ferber</p>
- <p style='display:block; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em;'>Irvin S. Cobb</p>
- <p style='display:block; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em;'>Peter B. Kyne</p>
- <p style='display:block; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em;'>James Oliver Curwood</p>
- <p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Editor: Ray Long</p>
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-
-
-<h2>MY STORY THAT<br />
-I LIKE BEST</h2>
-
-
-
-<h5><i>By</i></h5>
-
-<h3>EDNA FERBER<br />
-<br />
-IRVIN S. COBB<br />
-<br />
-PETER B. KYNE<br />
-<br />
-JAMES OLIVER CURWOOD<br />
-<br />
-MEREDITH NICHOLSON<br />
-<br />
-H. C. WITWER</h3>
-
-
-
-<h5><i>With an Introduction</i></h5>
-
-<h5><i>by</i></h5>
-
-<h4>RAY LONG</h4>
-
-<h5><i>Editor of Cosmopolitan</i></h5>
-
-<h5>1925</h5>
-
-<h5>NEW YORK</h5>
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-
-<p class="center">Copyright 1925, by<br />
-International Magazine Company<br />
-New York</p>
-
-<p class="center">FIFTH EDITION<br />
-Printed November, 1925</p>
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-
-<p class="center"><i>THIS BOOK IS<br />
-DEDICATED<br />
-TO<br />
-THAT GREAT NUMBER OF<br />
-INTELLIGENT<br />
-AMERICANS<br />
-WHO ARE<br />
-CONSTANT READERS<br />
-OF<br />
-COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE<br />
-IT IS SENT TO YOU<br />
-WITH THE<br />
-CORDIAL GOOD WISHES<br />
-OF THE WRITERS<br />
-AND<br />
-THE EDITOR</i></p>
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-
-<h4>CONTENTS</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent"><a href="#INTRODUCTION">Introduction By Ray Long</a><br />
-<a href="#chap01">The Gay Old Dog By Edna Ferber</a><br />
-<a href="#chap02">The Escape Of Mr. Trimm By Irvin S. Cobb</a><br />
-<a href="#chap03">Point By Peter B. Kyne</a><br />
-<a href="#chap04">Kazan By James Oliver Curwood</a><br />
-<a href="#chap05">The Third Man By Meredith Nicholson</a><br />
-<a href="#chap06">Money To Burns By H. C. Witwer</a></p>
-
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
-<img src="images/figure01.jpg" width="400" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">
-<p class="center">RAY LONG</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-
-<h4><a id="INTRODUCTION"><i>INTRODUCTION by RAY LONG</i></a></h4>
-
-<p>
-In presenting this volume to you I am imagining that I am host for an
-evening. I have invited six of the distinguished writers of our time and
-asked them to relax over their coffee and in a mood of friendliness to
-discuss their own work. They have permitted me to have you sit with me
-and listen.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-An interesting group, surely. Miss Ferber, black-haired, dark-eyed,
-vivid, animation itself; Irvin Cobb, tall, heavy-set, with, as his
-daughter says, two chins in front and a spare in the rear; Peter B.
-Kyne, about five foot six, with the face and figure of a well-fed
-priest; Jim Curwood, tall, wiry, outdoorsy in every line and movement;
-Nicholson, my idea of an ambassador to the Court of St. James; Harry
-Witwer, with the poise and quickness that one learns in the ring. (He
-did fight as a youngster; that's why he can make you see a prize ring
-when he describes it.)
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Yes, an interesting group. Just as interesting to me today, after years
-of friendship, as to you, who may meet them for the first time. The sort
-of folks that wear well. The sort that haven't been spoiled by success.
-For each of them realizes the simplicity of the recipe that won his
-success. It can be told in few words: <i>Think better and work harder than
-your competitor.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-If you get to know these authors well, you will see that is all there
-has been to it: they have thought better and worked harder than the
-other fellow. And they are still doing it&mdash;thinking better and working
-harder: that's why their success endures. That's why their names are
-trade-marks for interesting, satisfying reading matter. As the
-manufacturer who establishes a trade-mark must not let his product
-deteriorate, lest he lose his customers, just so the successful writer
-must keep his product to high standard lest he lose his readers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-I have asked each of the six to tell you which of all the stories he has
-written he likes best, but before they begin let me tell you what
-inspired my request.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-I grow irritated every now and then when some self-appointed critic
-arises to say that he has selected the best short stories for the year.
-What he means, of course, is that he has selected the stories which <i>in
-his opinion</i> are best. More often than not, his opinion is worthless; it
-may even be harmful. For if those studying for a career in writing
-accept his views, they may be misled in what really constitutes the
-story of distinction.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In this discussion there will be no effort to say that these stories
-excel in any year. What they represent is the selection by each of six
-authors of his own story which he likes best of all he has written. And
-inasmuch as each of these writers has been years at his trade, this
-forms a collection not only interesting to you and myself, but
-informative and valuable to the student of writing.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Distinction in writing is determined by one test: endurance in public
-favor. Not the favor of any one or two persons, but of the great mass of
-readers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A critic here and there may&mdash;and often does&mdash;select some writer
-of freakish material and call him a genius, but that sort of genius is
-short-lived.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Freakish writing never lasts. Individual manner of telling a story,
-yes&mdash;that is essential to distinction. But individuality that endures
-results from personality that pleases.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-No matter how much it may interest you to see a freak in a side-show,
-you would not want one as a lifelong friend. No matter how much it may
-interest you to see a piece of freakish writing, you would not keep it
-handy on your library shelves or table. As a curiosity, possibly; as a
-companion, never.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-You will want lifelong friendship with the stories of the six writers
-here. They are real writing by real writers. And I am proud of the
-privilege of introducing you thus informally to these six writers, just
-as I am proud of the fact that they are such vital factors in the
-success of Cosmopolitan Magazine under my editorship. I think I may
-boast that no editor ever brought together a more distinguished group.
-But enough of myself and my views. Let's listen to my guests.
-</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 150px;">
-<img src="images/figure02.jpg" width="150" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
-<img src="images/figure03.jpg" width="400" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">
-<p class="center">EDNA FERBER</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><i>FOREWORD</i></h4>
-
-<p>
-<i>Most writers lie about the way in which they came to write this or that
-story. I know I do. Perhaps, though, this act can't quite be classified
-as lying. It is not deliberate falsifying. Usually we roll a
-retrospective eye while weaving a fantastic confession that we actually
-believe to be true. It is much as when a girl says to her sweetheart,
-"When did you begin to love me?" and he replies, "Oh, it was the very
-first time I saw you, when&mdash;&mdash;" etc. Which probably isn't true at
-all. But he thinks it is, and she wants to think it is. And that makes it
-almost true.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>It is almost impossible to tell just how a story was born. The process
-is such an intricate, painful, and complicated one. Often the idea that
-makes up a story is only a nucleus. The finished story may represent an
-accumulation of years. It was so in the case of the short story entitled
-"The Gay Old Dog."</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>I like "The Gay Old Dog" better than any other short story I've written
-(though I've a weakness for "Old Man Minick") because it is a human
-story without being a sentimental one; because it presents a picture of
-everyday American family life; because its characters are of the type
-known as commonplace, and I find the commonplace infinitely more
-romantic and fascinating than the bizarre, the spectacular, the rich, or
-the poor; it is a story about a man's life, and I like to write about
-men; because it is a steadily progressive thing; because its ending is
-inevitable.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>It seems to me that I first thought of this character as short-story
-material (and my short stories are almost invariably founded on
-character, rather than on plot or situation) when I read in a Chicago
-newspaper that the old Windsor Hotel, a landmark, was to be torn down.
-The newspaper carried what is known as a feature story about this. The
-article told of a rather sporty old Chicago bachelor who had lived at
-this hotel for years. Its red plush interior represented home for him.
-Now he was to be turned out of his hotel refuge. The papers called him
-The Waif of the Loop. That part of Chicago's downtown which is encircled
-by the elevated tracks is known as the Loop. I thought, idly, that here
-was short-story material; the story of this middle-aged, well-to-do
-rounder whose only home was a hotel. Why had he lived there all these
-years? Was he happy? Why hadn't he married? I put it down in my
-note-book (yes, we have them)&mdash;The Waif of the Loop. Later I discarded
-that title as being too cumbersome and too difficult to grasp.
-Non-Chicagoans wouldn't know what the Loop meant.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>So there it was in my note-book. A year or two went by. In all I think
-that story must have lain in my mind for five years before I actually
-wrote it. That usually is the way with a short story that is rich, deep,
-and true. The maturing process is slow. It ripens in the mind. In such
-cases the actual mechanical matter of writing is a brief business. It
-plumps into the hand like a juicy peach that has hung, all golden and
-luscious, on the tree in the sun.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>From time to time I found myself setting down odd fragments related
-vaguely to this character. I noticed these overfed, gay-dog men of
-middle age whom one sees in restaurants, at the theater, accompanied,
-usually, by a woman younger than they&mdash;a hard, artificial expensively
-gowned woman who wears a diamond bracelet so glittering that you
-scarcely notice the absence of ornament on the third finger of the left
-hand. Bits of characterization went into the note-book . . . "The kind
-of man who knows head waiters by name . . . the kind of man who insists
-on mixing his own salad dressing . . . he was always present on first
-nights, third row, aisle, right." I watched them. They were lonely,
-ponderous, pathetic, generous, wistful, drifting.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Why hadn't he married? Why hadn't he married? It's always interesting
-to know why people have missed such an almost universal experience as
-marriage. Well, he had had duties, responsibilities. Um-m-m&mdash;a mother,
-perhaps, and sisters. Unmarried sisters to support. The thing to do then
-was to ferret out some business that began to decline in about 1896 and
-that kept going steadily downhill. A business of the sort to pinch Jo's
-household and make the upkeep of two families impossible for him. It
-must, too, be a business that would boom suddenly, because of the War,
-when Jo was a middle-aged man. I heard of a man made suddenly rich in
-1914 when there came a world-wide demand for leather&mdash;leather for
-harnesses, straps, men's wrist watches. Slowly, bit by bit, the story
-began to set&mdash;to solidify&mdash;to take shape.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Finally, that happened which always reassures me and makes me happy and
-confident. The last paragraph of the story came to me, complete. I set
-down that last paragraph, in lead pencil, before the first line of the
-story was written. That ending literally wrote itself. I had no power
-over it. People have said to me: "Why didn't you make Emily a widow when
-they met after years of separation? Then they could have married."</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>The thing simply hadn't written itself that way. It was unchangeable.
-The end of the story and the beginning both were by now inevitable. I
-knew then that no matter what happened in the middle, that story would
-be&mdash;perhaps not a pleasant story, nor a happy one, though it might
-contain humor&mdash;but a story honest, truthful, courageous and human.</i>
-</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 150px;">
-<img src="images/figure04.jpg" width="150" height="70" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="chap01"></a></h4>
-
-<h4><i>The</i> GAY OLD DOG<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a>
-<br /><br />
-By Edna Ferber</h4>
-
-<p>
-Those of you who have dwelt&mdash;or even lingered&mdash;in Chicago,
-Illinois (this is not a humorous story), are familiar with the region known
-as the Loop. For those others of you to whom Chicago is a transfer point
-between New York and San Francisco there is presented this brief
-explanation:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Loop is a clamorous, smoke-infested district embraced by the iron
-arms of the elevated tracks. In a city boasting fewer millions, it would
-be known familiarly as downtown. From Congress to Lake Street, from
-Wabash almost to the river, those thunderous tracks make a complete
-circle, or loop. Within it lie the retail shops, the commercial hotels,
-the theaters, the restaurants. It is the Fifth Avenue (diluted) and the
-Broadway (deleted) of Chicago. And he who frequents it by night in
-search of amusement and cheer is known, vulgarly, as a Loop-hound.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo Hertz was a Loop-hound. On the occasion of those sparse first nights
-granted the metropolis of the Middle West he was always present, third
-row, aisle, left. When a new Loop café was opened Jo's table always
-commanded an unobstructed view of anything worth viewing. On entering he
-was wont to say, "Hello, Gus," with careless cordiality to the head
-waiter, the while his eye roved expertly from table to table as he
-removed his gloves. He ordered things under glass, so that his table, at
-midnight or thereabouts, resembled a hotbed that favors the bell system.
-The waiters fought for him. He was the kind of man who mixes his own
-salad dressing. He liked to call for a bowl, some cracked ice, lemon,
-garlic, paprika, salt, pepper, vinegar, and oil and make a rite of it.
-People at near-by tables would lay down their knives and forks to watch,
-fascinated. The secret of it seemed to lie in using all the oil in sight
-and calling for more.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That was Jo&mdash;a plump and lonely bachelor of fifty. A plethoric,
-roving-eyed and kindly man, clutching vainly at the garments of a youth
-that had long slipped past him. Jo Hertz, in one of those pinch-waist
-belted suits and a trench coat and a little green hat, walking up
-Michigan Avenue of a bright winter's afternoon, trying to take the curb
-with a jaunty youthfulness against which every one of his fat-incased
-muscles rebelled, was a sight for mirth or pity, depending on one's
-vision.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The gay-dog business was a late phase in the life of Jo Hertz. He had
-been a quite different sort of canine. The staid and harassed brother of
-three unwed and selfish sisters is an under dog. The tale of how Jo
-Hertz came to be a Loop-hound should not be compressed within the limits
-of a short story. It should be told as are the photoplays, with frequent
-throwbacks and many cut-ins. To condense twenty-three years of a man's
-life into some five or six thousand words requires a verbal economy
-amounting to parsimony.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At twenty-seven Jo had been the dutiful, hard-working son (in the
-wholesale harness business) of a widowed and gummidging mother, who
-called him Joey. If you had looked close you would have seen that now and
-then a double wrinkle would appear between Jo's eyes&mdash;a wrinkle that
-had no business there at twenty-seven. Then Jo's mother died, leaving
-him handicapped by a death-bed promise, the three sisters and a
-three-story-and-basement house on Calumet Avenue. Jo's wrinkle became a
-fixture.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Death-bed promises should be broken as lightly as they are seriously
-made. The dead have no right to lay their clammy fingers upon the
-living.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Joey," she had said, in her high, thin voice, "take care of the girls."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I will, Ma," Jo had choked.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Joey," and the voice was weaker, "promise me you won't marry till the
-girls are all provided for." Then as Joe had hesitated, appalled: "Joey,
-it's my dying wish. Promise!" "I promise, Ma," he had said.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Whereupon his mother had died, comfortably, leaving him with a
-completely ruined life.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They were not bad-looking girls, and they had a certain style, too. That
-is, Stell and Eva had. Carrie, the middle one, taught school over on the
-West Side. In those days it took her almost two hours each way. She said
-the kind of costume she required should have been corrugated steel. But
-all three knew what was being worn, and they wore it&mdash;or fairly
-faithful copies of it. Eva, the housekeeping sister, had a needle knack.
-She could skim the State Street windows and come away with a mental
-photograph of every separate tuck, hem, yoke, and ribbon. Heads of
-departments showed her the things they kept in drawers, and she went
-home and reproduced them with the aid of a two-dollar-a-day seamstress.
-Stell, the youngest, was the beauty. They called her Babe. She wasn't
-really a beauty, but someone had once told her that she looked like
-Janice Meredith (it was when that work of fiction was at the height of
-its popularity). For years afterward, whenever she went to parties, she
-affected a single, fat curl over her right shoulder, with a rose stuck
-through it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Twenty-three years ago one's sisters did not strain at the household
-leash, nor crave a career. Carrie taught school, and hated it. Eva kept
-house expertly and complainingly. Babe's profession was being the family
-beauty, and it took all her spare time. Eva always let her sleep until
-ten.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This was Jo's household, and he was the nominal head of it. But it was
-an empty title. The three women dominated his life. They weren't
-consciously selfish. If you had called them cruel they would have put
-you down as mad. When you are the lone brother of three sisters, it
-means that you must constantly be calling for, escorting, or dropping
-one of them somewhere. Most men of Jo's age were standing before their
-mirror of a Saturday night, whistling blithely and abstractedly while
-they discarded a blue polka-dot for a maroon tie, whipped off the maroon
-for a shot-silk, and at the last moment decided against a shot-silk, in
-favor of a plain black-and-white, because she had once said she
-preferred quiet ties. Jo, when he should have been preening his feathers
-for conquest, was saying:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, my God, I <i>am</i> hurrying! Give a man time, can't you? I just got
-home. You girls have been laying around the house all day. No wonder
-you're ready."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He took a certain pride in seeing his sisters well dressed, at a time
-when he should have been reveling in fancy waistcoats and brilliant-hued
-socks, according to the style of that day, and the inalienable right of
-any unwed male under thirty, in any day. On those rare occasions when
-his business necessitated an out-of-town trip, he would spend half a day
-floundering about the shops selecting handkerchiefs, or stockings, or
-feathers, or fans, or gloves for the girls. They always turned out to be
-the wrong kind, judging by their reception.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-From Carrie, "What in the world do I want of a fan!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I thought you didn't have one," Jo would say.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I haven't. I never go to dances."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo would pass a futile hand over the top of his head, as was his way
-when disturbed. "I just thought you'd like one. I thought every girl
-liked a fan. Just," feebly, "just to&mdash;to have."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, for pity's sake!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And from Eva or Babe, "I've <i>got</i> silk stockings, Jo." Or, "You
-brought me handkerchiefs the last time."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was something selfish in his giving, as there always is in any
-gift freely and joyfully made. They never suspected the exquisite
-pleasure it gave him to select these things; these fine, soft, silken
-things. There were many things about this slow-going, amiable brother of
-theirs that they never suspected. If you had told them he was a dreamer
-of dreams, for example, they would have been amused. Sometimes,
-dead-tired by nine o'clock, after a hard day downtown, he would doze
-over the evening paper. At intervals he would wake, red-eyed, to a
-snatch of conversation such as, "Yes, but if you get a blue you can wear
-it anywhere. It's dressy, and at the same time it's quiet, too." Eva,
-the expert, wrestling with Carrie over the problem of the new spring
-dress. They never guessed that the commonplace man in the frayed old
-smoking-jacket had banished them all from the room long ago; had
-banished himself, for that matter. In his place was a tall, debonair,
-and rather dangerously handsome man to whom six o'clock spelled evening
-clothes. The kind of man who can lean up against a mantel, or propose a
-toast, or give an order to a man-servant, or whisper a gallant speech in
-a lady's ear with equal ease. The shabby old house on Calumet Avenue was
-transformed into a brocaded and chandeliered rendezvous for the
-brilliance of the city. Beauty was here, and wit. But none so beautiful
-and witty as She. Mrs.&mdash;er&mdash;Jo Hertz. There was wine, of course;
-but no vulgar display. There was music; the soft sheen of satin; laughter.
-And he the gracious, tactful host, king of his own domain&mdash;&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Jo, for heaven's sake, if you're going to snore, go to bed!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why&mdash;did I fall asleep?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You haven't been doing anything else all evening. A person would think
-you were fifty instead of thirty."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And Jo Hertz was again just the dull, gray, commonplace brother of three
-well-meaning sisters.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Babe used to say petulantly: "Jo, why don't you ever bring home any of
-your men friends? A girl might as well not have any brother, all the
-good you do."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo, conscience-stricken, did his best to make amends. But a man who has
-been petticoat-ridden for years loses the knack, somehow, of comradeship
-with men. He acquires, too, a knowledge of women, and a distaste for
-them, equaled only, perhaps, by that of an elevator-starter in a
-department store.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Which brings us to one Sunday in May. Jo came home from a late Sunday
-afternoon walk to find company for supper. Carrie often had in one of
-her school-teacher friends, or Babe one of her frivolous intimates, or
-even Eva a staid guest of the old-girl type. There was always a Sunday
-night supper of potato salad, and cold meat, and coffee, and perhaps a
-fresh cake. Jo rather enjoyed it, being a hospitable soul. But he
-regarded the guests with the undazzled eyes of a man to whom they were
-just so many petticoats, timid of the night streets and requiring escort
-home. If you had suggested to him that some of his sisters' popularity
-was due to his own presence, or if you had hinted that the more
-kittenish of these visitors were probably making eyes at him, he would
-have stared in amazement and unbelief.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This Sunday night it turned out to be one of Carrie's friends.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Emily," said Carrie, "this is my brother, Jo."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo had learned what to expect in Carrie's friends. Drab-looking women in
-the late thirties, whose facial lines all slanted downward.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Happy to meet you," said Jo, and looked down at a different sort
-altogether. A most surprisingly different sort, for one of Carrie's
-friends. This Emily person was very small, and fluffy, and blue-eyed,
-and sort of&mdash;well, crinkly-looking. You know. The corners of her mouth
-when she smiled, and her eyes when she looked up at you, and her hair,
-which was brown, but had the miraculous effect, somehow, of being
-golden.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo shook hands with her. Her hand was incredibly small, and soft, so
-that you were afraid of crushing it, until you discovered she had a firm
-little grip all her own. It surprised and amused you, that grip, as does
-a baby's unexpected clutch on your patronizing forefinger. As Jo felt it
-in his own big clasp, the strangest thing happened to him. Something
-inside Jo Hertz stopped working for a moment, then lurched sickeningly,
-then thumped like mad. It was his heart. He stood staring down at her,
-and she up at him, until the others laughed. Then their hands fell
-apart, lingeringly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Are you a school-teacher, Emily?" he said.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Kindergarten. It's my first year. And don't call me Emily, please."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why not? It's your name. I think it's the prettiest name in the world."
-Which he hadn't meant to say at all. In fact, he was perfectly aghast to
-find himself saying it. But he meant it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At supper he passed her things, and stared, until everybody laughed
-again, and Eva said acidly, "Why don't you feed her?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It wasn't that Emily had an air of helplessness. She just made you feel
-you wanted her to be helpless, so that you could help her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo took her home, and from that Sunday night he began to strain at the
-leash. He took his sisters out, dutifully, but he would suggest, with a
-carelessness that deceived no one, "Don't you want one of your girl friends
-to come along? That little What's-her-name&mdash;Emily, or something.
-So long's I've got three of you, I might as well have a full squad."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For a long time he didn't know what was the matter with him. He only
-knew he was miserable, and yet happy. Sometimes his heart seemed to ache
-with an actual physical ache. He realized that he wanted to do things for
-Emily. He wanted to buy things for Emily&mdash;useless, pretty, expensive
-things that he couldn't afford. He wanted to buy everything that Emily
-needed, and everything that Emily desired. He wanted to marry Emily.
-That was it. He discovered that one day, with a shock, in the midst of a
-transaction in the harness business. He stared at the man with whom he
-was dealing until that startled person grew uncomfortable.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What's the matter, Hertz?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Matter?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You look as if you'd seen a ghost or found a gold mine. I don't know
-which."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Gold mine," said Jo. And then, "No. Ghost."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For he remembered that high, thin voice, and his promise. And the
-harness business was slithering downhill with dreadful rapidity, as the
-automobile business began its amazing climb. Jo tried to stop it. But he
-was not that kind of business man. It never occurred to him to jump out
-of the down-going vehicle and catch the up-going one. He stayed on,
-vainly applying brakes that refused to work.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You know, Emily, I couldn't support two households now. Not the way
-things are. But if you'll wait. If you'll only wait. The girls
-might&mdash;that is, Babe and Carrie&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She was a sensible little thing, Emily. "Of course I'll wait. But we
-mustn't just sit back and let the years go by. We've got to help."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She went about it as if she were already a little match-making matron.
-She corralled all the men she had ever known and introduced them to Babe,
-Carrie, and Eva separately, in pairs, and <i>en masse.</i> She arranged
-parties at which Babe could display the curl. She got up picnics. She
-stayed home while Jo took the three about. When she was present she
-tried to look as plain and obscure as possible, so that the sisters
-should show up to advantage. She schemed, and planned, and contrived,
-and hoped; and smiled into Jo's despairing eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And three years went by. Three precious years. Carrie still taught
-school, and hated it. Eva kept house, more and more complainingly as
-prices advanced and allowance retreated. Stell was still Babe, the
-family beauty; but even she knew that the time was past for curls.
-Emily's hair, somehow, lost its glint and began to look just plain
-brown. Her crinkliness began to iron out.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, look here!" Jo argued, desperately, one flight. "We could be
-happy, anyway. There's plenty of room at the house. Lots of people begin
-that way. Of course, I couldn't give you all I'd like to, at first. But
-maybe, after a while&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-No dreams of salons, and brocade, and velvet-footed servitors, and satin
-damask now. Just two rooms, all their own, all alone, and Emily to work
-for. That was his dream. But it seemed less possible than that other
-absurd one had been.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-You know that Emily was as practical a little thing as she looked
-fluffy. She knew women. Especially did she know Eva, and Carrie, and
-Babe. She tried to imagine herself taking the household affairs and the
-housekeeping pocket-book out of Eva's expert hands. Eva had once
-displayed to her a sheaf of aigrettes she had bought with what she saved
-out of the housekeeping money. So then she tried to picture herself
-allowing the reins of Jo's house to remain in Eva's hands. And
-everything feminine and normal in her rebelled. Emily knew she'd want to
-put away her own freshly laundered linen, and smooth it, and pat it. She
-was that kind of woman. She knew she'd want to do her own delightful
-haggling with butcher and vegetable peddler. She knew she'd want to muss
-Jo's hair, and sit on his knee, and even quarrel with him, if necessary,
-without the awareness of three ever-present pairs of maiden eyes and
-ears.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No! No! We'd only be miserable. I know. Even if they didn't object. And
-they would, Jo. Wouldn't they?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-His silence was miserable assent. Then, "But you do love me, don't you,
-Emily?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I do, Jo. I love you&mdash;and love you&mdash;and love you. But, Jo,
-I&mdash;can't."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I know it, dear. I knew it all the time, really. I just thought, maybe,
-somehow&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The two sat staring for a moment into space, their hands clasped. Then
-they both shut their eyes, with a little shudder, as though what they
-saw was terrible to look upon. Emily's hand, the tiny hand that was so
-unexpectedly firm, tightened its hold on his, and his crushed the absurd
-fingers until she winced with pain.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That was the beginning of the end, and they knew it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Emily wasn't the kind of girl who would be left to pine. There are too
-many Jo's in the world whose hearts are prone to lurch and then thump at
-the feel of a soft, fluttering, incredibly small hand in their grip. One
-year later Emily was married to a young man whose father owned a large,
-pie-shaped slice of the prosperous state of Michigan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That being safely accomplished, there was something grimly humorous in
-the trend taken by affairs in the old house on Calumet. For Eva married.
-Of all people, Eva! Married well, too, though he was a great deal older
-than she. She went off in a hat she had copied from a French model at
-Field's, and a suit she had contrived with a home dressmaker, aided by
-pressing on the part of the little tailor in the basement over on
-Thirty-first Street. It was the last of that, though. The next time they
-saw her, she had on a hat that even she would have despaired of copying,
-and a suit that sort of melted into your gaze. She moved to the North
-Side (trust Eva for that), and Babe assumed the management of the
-household on Calumet Avenue. It was rather a pinched little household
-now, for the harness business shrank and shrank.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I don't see how you can expect me to keep house decently on this!" Babe
-would say contemptuously. Babe's nose, always a little inclined to
-sharpness, had whittled down to a point of late. "If you knew what Ben
-gives Eva."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's the best I can do, Sis. Business is something rotten."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ben says if you had the least bit of&mdash;&mdash;" Ben was Eva's husband,
-and quotable, as are all successful men.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I don't care what Ben says," shouted Jo, goaded into rage. "I'm sick of
-your everlasting Ben. Go and get a Ben of your own, why don't you, if
-you're so stuck on the way he does things."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And Babe did. She made a last desperate drive, aided by Eva, and she
-captured a rather surprised young man in the brokerage way, who had made
-up his mind not to marry for years and years. Eva wanted to give her
-wedding things, but at that Jo broke into sudden rebellion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, sir! No Ben is going to buy my sister's wedding clothes,
-understand? I guess I'm not broke&mdash;yet. I'll furnish the money for her
-things, and there'll be enough of them, too."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Babe had as useless a trousseau, and as filled with extravagant
-pink-and-blue and lacy and frilly things as any daughter of doting
-parents. Jo seemed to find a grim pleasure in providing them. But it
-left him pretty well pinched. After Babe's marriage (she insisted that
-they call her Estelle now) Jo sold the house on Calumet. He and Carrie
-took one of those little flats that were springing up, seemingly
-overnight, all through Chicago's South Side.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was nothing domestic about Carrie. She had given up teaching two
-years before, and had gone into Social Service work on the West Side. She
-had what is known as a legal mind&mdash;hard, clear, orderly&mdash;and she
-made a great success of it. Her dream was to live at the Settlement
-House and give all her time to the work. Upon the little household she
-bestowed a certain amount of grim, capable attention. It was the same
-kind of attention she would have given a piece of machinery whose oiling
-and running had been entrusted to her care. She hated it, and didn't
-hesitate to say so.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo took to prowling about department store basements, and household
-goods sections. He was always sending home a bargain in a ham, or a sack
-of potatoes, or fifty pounds of sugar, or a window clamp, or a new kind
-of paring knife. He was forever doing odd little jobs that the janitor
-should have done. It was the domestic in him claiming its own.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then, one night, Carrie came home with a dull glow in her leathery
-cheeks, and her eyes alight with resolve. They had what she called a
-plain talk.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Listen, Jo. They've offered me the job of first assistant resident
-worker. And I'm going to take it. Take it! I know fifty other girls
-who'd give their ears for it. I go in next month."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They were at dinner. Jo looked up from his plate, dully. Then he glanced
-around the little dining-room, with its ugly tan walls and its heavy,
-dark furniture (the Calumet Avenue pieces fitted cumbersomely into the
-five-room flat).
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Away? Away from here, you mean&mdash;to live?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Carrie laid down her fork. "Well, really, Jo! After all that
-explanation."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But to go over there to live! Why, that neighborhood's full of dirt,
-and disease, and crime, and the Lord knows what all. I can't let you do
-that, Carrie."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Carrie's chin came up. She laughed a short little laugh. "Let me! That's
-eighteenth-century talk, Jo. My life's my own to live. I'm going."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And she went.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo stayed on in the apartment until the lease was up. Then he sold what
-furniture he could, stored or gave away the rest, and took a room on
-Michigan Avenue in one of the old stone mansions whose decayed splendor
-was being put to such purpose.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo Hertz was his own master. Free to marry. Free to come and go. And he
-found he didn't even think of marrying. He didn't even want to come or
-go, particularly. A rather frumpy old bachelor, with thinning hair and a
-thickening neck. Much has been written about the unwed, middle-aged
-woman; her fussiness, her primness, her angularity of mind and body. In
-the male that same fussiness develops, and a certain primness, too. But
-he grows flabby where she grows lean.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Every Thursday evening he took dinner at Eva's, and on Sunday noon at
-Stell's. He tucked his napkin under his chin and openly enjoyed the
-home-made soup and the well-cooked meats. After dinner he tried to talk
-business with Eva's husband, or Stell's. His business talks were the
-old-fashioned kind, beginning:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, now, looka here. Take, f'rinstance your rawhides and leathers."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But Ben and George didn't want to "take, f'rinstance, your rawhides and
-leathers." They wanted, when they took anything at all, to take golf or
-politics or stocks. They were the modern type of business man who
-prefers to leave his work out of his play. Business, with them, was a
-profession&mdash;a finely graded and balanced thing, differing from Jo's
-clumsy, downhill style as completely as does the method of a great
-criminal detective differ from that of a village constable. They would
-listen, restively, and say, "Uh-uh," at intervals, and at the first
-chance they would sort of fade out of the room, with a meaning glance at
-their wives. Eva had two children now. Girls. They treated Uncle Jo with
-good-natured tolerance. Stell had no children. Uncle Jo degenerated, by
-almost imperceptible degrees, from the position of honored guest, who is
-served with white meat, to that of one who is content with a leg and one
-of those obscure and bony sections which, after much turning with a
-bewildered and investigating knife and fork, leave one baffled and
-unsatisfied.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Eva and Stell got together and decided that Jo ought to marry.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It isn't natural," Eva told him. "I never saw a man who took so little
-interest in women."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Me!" protested Jo, almost shyly. "Women."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes. Of course. You act like a frightened schoolboy."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So they had in for dinner certain friends and acquaintances of fitting
-age. They spoke of them as "splendid girls." Between thirty-six and
-forty. They talked awfully well, in a firm, clear way, about civics, and
-classes, and politics, and economics, and boards. They rather terrified
-Jo. He didn't understand much that they talked about, and he felt humbly
-inferior, and yet a little resentful, as if something had passed him by.
-He escorted them home, dutifully, though they told him not to bother,
-and they evidently meant it. They seemed capable, not only of going home
-quite unattended, but of delivering a pointed lecture to any highwayman
-or brawler who might molest them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The following Thursday Eva would say, "How did you like her, Jo?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Like who?" Jo would spar feebly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Miss Matthews."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Who's she?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, don't be funny, Jo. You know very well I mean the girl who was
-here for dinner. The one who talked so well on the immigration
-question."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, her! Why, I liked her all right. Seems to be a smart woman."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Smart! She's a perfectly splendid girl."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sure," Jo would agree cheerfully.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But didn't you like her?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I can't say I did, Eve. And I can't say I didn't. She made me think a
-lot of a teacher I had in the fifth reader. Name of Himes. As I recall
-her, she must have been a fine woman. But I never thought of her as a
-woman at all. She was just Teacher."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You make me tired," snapped Eva impatiently. "A man of your age. You
-don't expect to marry a girl, do you? A child!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I don't expect to marry anybody," Jo had answered.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And that was the truth, lonely though he often was.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The following spring Eva moved to Winnetka. Anyone who got the meaning
-of the Loop knows the significance of a move to a North Shore suburb,
-and a house. Eva's daughter, Ethel, was growing up, and her mother had
-an eye on society.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That did away with Jo's Thursday dinner. Then Stell's husband bought a
-car. They went out into the country every Sunday. Stell said it was
-getting so that maids objected to Sunday dinners, anyway. Besides, they
-were unhealthy, old-fashioned things. They always meant to ask Jo to
-come along, but by the time their friends were placed, and the lunch,
-and the boxes, and sweaters, and George's camera, and everything, there
-seemed to be no room for a man of Jo's bulk. So that eliminated the
-Sunday dinners.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Just drop in any time during the week," Stell said, "for dinner. Except
-Wednesday&mdash;that's our bridge night&mdash;and Saturday. And, of course,
-Thursday. Cook is out that night. Don't wait for me to phone."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And so Jo drifted into that sad-eyed, dyspeptic family made up of those
-you see dining in second-rate restaurants, their paper propped up
-against the bowl of oyster crackers, munching solemnly and with
-indifference to the stare of the passer-by surveying them through the
-brazen plate-glass window.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And then came the War. The war that spelled death and destruction to
-millions. The war that brought a fortune to Jo Hertz, and transformed
-him, overnight, from a baggy-kneed old bachelor, whose business was a
-failure, to a prosperous manufacturer whose only trouble was the shortage
-in hides for the making of his product&mdash;leather! The armies of
-Europe called for it. Harnesses! More harnesses! Straps! Millions of
-straps. More! More!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The musty old harness business over on Lake Street was magically changed
-from a dust-covered, dead-alive concern to an orderly hive that hummed
-and glittered with success. Orders poured in. Jo Hertz had inside
-information on the War. He knew about troops and horses. He talked with
-French and English and Italian buyers&mdash;noblemen, many of
-them&mdash;commissioned by their countries to get American-made supplies.
-And now, when he said to Ben and George "Take f'rinstance your rawhides and
-leathers," they listened with respectful attention.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And then began the gay-dog business in the life of Jo Hertz. He
-developed into a Loop-hound, ever keen on the scent of fresh pleasure.
-That side of Jo Hertz which had been repressed and crushed and ignored
-began to bloom, unhealthily. At first he spent money on his rather
-contemptuous nieces. He sent them gorgeous fans, and watch bracelets,
-and velvet bags. He took two expensive rooms at a downtown hotel, and
-there was something more tear-compelling than grotesque about the way he
-gloated over the luxury of a separate ice-water tap in the bathroom. He
-explained it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Just turn it on. Ice-water! Any hour of the day or night."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He bought a car. Naturally. A glittering affair; in color a bright blue,
-with pale blue leather straps and a great deal of gold fittings, and
-wire wheels. Eva said it was the kind of thing a soubrette would use,
-rather than an elderly business man. You saw him driving about in it,
-red-faced and rather awkward at the wheel. You saw him, too, in the
-Pompeian room at the Congress Hotel of a Saturday afternoon when
-doubtful and roving-eyed matrons in kolinsky capes are wont to
-congregate to sip pale amber drinks. Actors grew to recognize the
-semi-bald head and the shining, round, good-natured face looming out at
-them from the dim well of the parquet, and sometimes, in a musical show,
-they directed a quip at him, and he liked it. He could pick out the
-critics as they came down the aisle, and even had a nodding acquaintance
-with two of them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Kelly, of the <i>Herald</i>," he would say carelessly. "Bean, of the
-<i>Trib.</i> They're all afraid of him."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So he frolicked, ponderously. In New York he might have been called a
-Man About Town.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And he was lonesome. He was very lonesome. So he searched about in his
-mind and brought from the dim past the memory of the luxuriously
-furnished establishment of which he used to dream in the evenings when
-he dozed over his paper in the old house on Calumet. So he rented an
-apartment, many-roomed and expensive, with a man-servant in charge, and
-furnished it in styles and periods ranging through all the Louis's. The
-living-room was mostly rose-color. It was like an unhealthy and bloated
-boudoir. And yet there was nothing sybaritic or uncleanly in the sight
-of this paunchy, middle-aged man sinking into the rosy-cushioned luxury
-of his ridiculous home. It was a frank and naĂŻve indulgence of
-long-starved senses, and there was in it a great resemblance to the
-rolling-eyed ecstasy of a schoolboy smacking his lips over an all day
-sucker.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The War went on, and on, and on. And the money continued to roll
-in&mdash;a flood of it. Then, one afternoon, Eva, in town on shopping
-bent, entered a small, exclusive, and expensive shop on Michigan Avenue.
-Exclusive, that is, in price. Eva's weakness, you may remember, was
-hats. She was seeking a hat now. She described what she sought with a
-languid conciseness, and stood looking about her after the saleswoman
-had vanished in quest of it. The room was becomingly rose-illumined and
-somewhat dim, so that some minutes had passed before she realized that a
-man seated on a raspberry brocade settee not five feet away&mdash;a man
-with a walking stick, and yellow gloves, and tan spats, and a check
-suit&mdash;was her brother Jo. From him Eva's wild-eyed glance leaped to
-the woman who was trying on hats before one of the many long mirrors.
-She was seated, and a saleswoman was exclaiming discreetly at her elbow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Eva turned sharply and encountered her own saleswoman returning,
-hat-laden. "Not today," she gasped. "I'm feeling ill. Suddenly." And
-almost ran from the room.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That evening she told Stell, relating her news in that telephone
-pidgin-English devised by every family of married sisters as protection
-against the neighbors and Central. Translated, it ran thus:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He looked straight at me. My dear, I thought I'd die! But at least he
-had sense enough not to speak. She was one of those limp, willowy
-creatures with the greediest eyes that she tried to keep softened to a
-baby stare, and couldn't, she was so crazy to get her hands on those
-hats. I saw it all in, one awful minute. You know the way I do. I
-suppose some people would call her pretty. I don't. And her color! Well!
-And the most expensive-looking hats. Aigrettes, and paradise, and
-feathers. Not one of them under seventy-five. Isn't it disgusting! At
-his age! Suppose Ethel had been with me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The next time it was Stell who saw them. In a restaurant. She said it
-spoiled her evening. And the third time it was Ethel. She was one of the
-guests at a theater party given by Nicky Overton II. You know. The North
-Shore Overtons. Lake Forest. They came in late, and occupied the entire
-third row at the opening performance of "Believe Me!" And Ethel was
-Nicky's partner. She was growing like a rose. When the lights went up
-after the first act Ethel saw that her uncle Jo was seated just ahead of
-her with what she afterward described as a blonde. Then her uncle had
-turned around, and seeing her, had been surprised into a smile that
-spread genially all over his plump and rubicund face. Then he had turned
-to face forward again, quickly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Who's the old bird?" Nicky had asked. Ethel had pretended not to hear,
-so he had asked again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My uncle," Ethel answered, and flushed all over her delicate face, and
-down to her throat. Nicky had looked at the blonde, and his eyebrows had
-gone up ever so slightly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It spoiled Ethel's evening. More than that, as she told her mother of it
-later, weeping, she declared it had spoiled her life.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Eva talked it over with her husband in that intimate, kimonoed hour that
-precedes bedtime. She gesticulated heatedly with her hair brush.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's disgusting, that's what it is. Perfectly disgusting. There's no
-fool like an old fool. Imagine! A creature like that. At his time of
-life."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There exists a strange and loyal kinship among men. "Well, I don't
-know," Ben said now, and even grinned a little. "I suppose a boy's got
-to sow his wild oats sometime."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Don't be any more vulgar than you can help," Eva retorted. "And I think
-you know, as well as I, what it means to have that Overton boy
-interested in Ethel."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If he's interested in her," Ben blundered, "I guess the fact that
-Ethel's uncle went to the theater with someone who wasn't Ethel's aunt
-won't cause a shudder to run up and down his frail young frame, will
-it?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"All right," Eva had retorted. "If you're not man enough to stop it,
-I'll have to, that's all. I'm going up there with Stell this week."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They did not notify Jo of their coming. Eva telephoned his apartment
-when she knew he would be out, and asked his man if he expected his
-master home to dinner that evening. The man had said yes. Eva arranged
-to meet Stell in town. They would drive to Jo's apartment together, and
-wait for him there.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When she reached the city Eva found turmoil there. The first of the
-American troops to be sent to France were leaving. Michigan Boulevard
-was a billowing, surging mass: Flags, pennants, banners, crowds. All the
-elements that make for demonstration. And over the whole&mdash;quiet. No
-holiday crowd, this. A solid, determined mass of people waiting patient
-hours to see the khaki-clads go by. Three years of indefatigable reading
-had brought them to a clear knowledge of what these boys were going to.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Isn't it dreadful!" Stell gasped.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nicky Overton's only nineteen, thank goodness." Their car was caught in
-the jam. When they moved at all it was by inches. When at last they
-reached Jo's apartment they were flushed, nervous, apprehensive. But he
-had not yet come in. So they waited.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-No, they were not staying to dinner with their brother, they told the
-relieved houseman.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo's home has already been described to you. Stell and Eva, sunk in
-rose-colored cushions, viewed it with disgust, and some mirth. They
-rather avoided each other's eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Carrie ought to be here," Eva said. They both smiled at the thought of
-the austere Carrie in the midst of those rosy cushions, and hangings,
-and lamps. Stell rose and began to walk about, restlessly. She picked up
-a vase and laid it down; straightened a picture. Eva got up, too, and
-wandered into the hall. She stood there a moment, listening. Then she
-turned and passed into Jo's bedroom. And there you knew Jo for what he
-was.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This room was as bare as the other had been ornate. It was Jo, the
-clean-minded and simple-hearted, in revolt against the cloying luxury
-with which he had surrounded himself. The bedroom, of all rooms in any
-house, reflects the personality of its occupant. True, the actual
-furniture was paneled, cupid-surmounted, and ridiculous. It had been the
-fruit of Jo's first orgy of the senses. But now it stood out in that
-stark little room with an air as incongruous and ashamed as that of a
-pink tarleton <i>danseuse</i> who finds herself in a monk's cell. None of
-those wall-pictures with which bachelor bedrooms are reputed to be hung.
-No satin slippers. No scented notes. Two plain-backed military brushes
-on the chiffonier (and he so nearly hairless!). A little orderly stack
-of books on the table near the bed. Eva fingered their titles and gave a
-little gasp. One of them was on gardening.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, of all things!" exclaimed Stell. A book on the War, by an
-Englishman. A detective story of the lurid type that lulls us to sleep.
-His shoes ranged in a careful row in the closet, with a shoe-tree in
-every one of them. There was something speaking about them. They looked
-so human. Eva shut the door on them, quickly. Some bottles on the
-dresser. A jar of pomade. An ointment such as a man uses who is growing
-bald and is panic-stricken too late. An insurance calendar on the wall.
-Some rhubarb-and-soda mixture on the shelf in the bathroom, and a little
-box of pepsin tablets.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Eats all kinds of things at all hours of the night," Eva said, and
-wandered out into the rose-colored front room again with the air of one
-who is chagrined at her failure to find what she has sought. Stell
-followed her furtively.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Where do you suppose he can be?" she demanded. "It's"&mdash;she glanced at
-her wrist&mdash;"why, it's after six!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And then there was a little dick. The two women sat up, tense. The door
-opened. Jo came in. He blinked a little. The two women in the rosy room
-stood up.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why&mdash;Eve! Why, Babe! Well! Why didn't you let me know?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We were just about to leave. We thought you weren't coming home."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo came in, slowly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I was in the jam on Michigan, watching the boys go by." He sat down,
-heavily. The light from the window fell on him. And you saw that his
-eyes were red.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And you'll have to learn why. He had found himself one of the thousands
-in the jam on Michigan Avenue, as he said. He had a place near the curb,
-where his big frame shut off the view of the unfortunates behind him. He
-waited with the placid interest of one who has subscribed to all the
-funds and societies to which a prosperous, middle-aged business man is
-called upon to subscribe in war time. Then, just as he was about to
-leave, impatient at the delay, the crowd had cried, with a queer
-dramatic, exultant note in its voice, "Here they come! Here come the
-boys!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Just at that moment two little, futile, frenzied fists began to beat a
-mad tattoo on Jo Hertz's broad back. Jo tried to turn in the crowd, all
-indignant resentment. "Say, look here!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The little fists kept up their frantic beating and pushing. And a
-voice&mdash;a choked, high little voice&mdash;cried: "Let me by! I can't
-see! You man, you! You big fat man! My boy's going by&mdash;to
-war&mdash;and I can't see! Let me by!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo scrooged around, still keeping his place. He looked down. And
-upturned to him in agonized appeal was the face of little Emily. They
-stared at each other for what seemed a long, long time. It was really
-only the fraction of a second. Then Jo put one great arm firmly around
-Emily's waist and swung her around in front of him. His great bulk
-protected her. Emily was clinging to his hand. She was breathing
-rapidly, as if she had been running. Her eyes were straining up the
-street.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, Emily, how in the world&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I ran away. Fred didn't want me to come. He said it would excite me too
-much."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Fred?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My husband. He made me promise to say good-by to Jo at home."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Jo?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Jo's my boy. And he's going to war. So I ran away. I had to see him. I
-had to see him go."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She was dry-eyed. Her gaze was straining up the street.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, sure," said Jo. "Of course you want to see him." And then the
-crowd gave a great roar. There came over Jo a feeling of weakness. He
-was trembling. The boys went marching by.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There he is," Emily shrilled, above the din. "There he is! There he is!
-There he&mdash;&mdash;" And waved a futile little hand. It wasn't so much
-a wave as a clutching. A clutching after something beyond her reach.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Which one? Which one, Emily?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The handsome one. The handsome one. There!" Her voice quavered and
-died.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo put a steady hand on her shoulder. "Point him out," he commanded.
-"Show me." And the next instant: "Never mind. I see him."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Somehow, miraculously, he had picked him from among the hundreds. Had
-picked him as surely as his own father might have. It was Emily's boy.
-He was marching by, rather stiffly. He was nineteen, and fun-loving, and
-he had a girl, and he didn't particularly want to go to France and&mdash;to
-go to France. But more than he had hated going, he had hated not to go.
-So he marched by, looking straight ahead, his jaw set so that his chin
-stuck out just a little. Emily's boy.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo looked at him, and his face flushed purple. His eyes, the hard-boiled
-eyes of a Loop-hound, took on the look of a sad old man. And suddenly he
-was no longer Jo, the sport; old J. Hertz, the gay-dog. He was Jo Hertz,
-thirty, in love with life, in love with Emily, and with the stinging
-blood of young manhood coursing through his veins.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Another minute and the boy had passed on up the broad street&mdash;the
-fine, flag-bedecked street&mdash;just one of a hundred service-hats
-bobbing in rhythmic motion like sandy waves lapping a shore and flowing
-on.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then he disappeared altogether.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Emily was clinging to Jo. She was mumbling something, over and over. "I
-can't. I can't. Don't ask me to. I can't let him go. Like that. I
-can't."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo said a queer thing.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, Emily! We wouldn't have him stay home, would we? We wouldn't want
-him to do anything different, would we? Not our boy. I'm glad he
-enlisted. I'm proud of him. So are you glad."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Little by little he quieted her. He took her to the car that was
-waiting, a worried chauffeur in charge. They said good-by, awkwardly.
-Emily's face was a red, swollen mass.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So it was that when Jo entered his own hallway half an hour later he
-blinked, dazedly, and when the light from the window fell on him you saw
-that his eyes were red.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Eva was not one to beat about the bush. She sat forward in her chair,
-clutching her bag rather nervously.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, look here, Jo. Stell and I are here for a reason. We're here to
-tell you that this thing's got to stop."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Thing? Stop?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You know very well what I mean. You saw me at the milliner's that day.
-And night before last, Ethel. We're all disgusted. If you must go about
-with people like that, please have some sense of decency."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Something gathering in Jo's face should have warned her. But he was
-slumped down in his chair in such a huddle, and he looked so old and fat
-that she did not heed it. She went on. "You've got us to consider. Your
-sisters. And your nieces. Not to speak of your own&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But he got to his feet then, shaking, and at what she saw in his face
-even Eva faltered and stopped. It wasn't at all the face of a fat,
-middle-aged sport. It was a face Jovian, terrible.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You!" he began, low-voiced, ominous. "You!" He raised a great fist
-high. "You two murderers! You didn't consider me, twenty years ago. You
-come to me with talk like that. Where's my boy! You killed him, you two,
-twenty years ago. And now he belongs to somebody else. Where's my son
-that should have gone marching by today?" He flung his arms out in a
-great gesture of longing. The red veins stood out on his forehead.
-"Where's my son! Answer me that, you two selfish, miserable women.
-Where's my son!" Then, as they huddled together, frightened, wild-eyed:
-"Out of my house! Out of my house! Before I hurt you!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They fled, terrified. The door banged behind them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo stood, shaking, in the center of the room. Then he reached for a
-chair, gropingly, and sat down. He passed one moist, flabby hand over
-his forehead and it came away wet. The telephone rang. He sat still. It
-sounded far away and unimportant, like something forgotten. I think he
-did not even hear it with his conscious ear. But it rang and rang
-insistently. Jo liked to answer his telephone, when at home.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hello!" He knew instantly the voice at the other end.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"That you, Jo?" it said.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How's my boy?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm&mdash;all right."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Listen, Jo. The crowd's coming over tonight. I've fixed up a little
-poker game for you. Just eight of us."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I can't come tonight, Gert."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Can't! Why not?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm not feeling so good."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You just said you were all right."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am all right. Just kind of tired."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The voice took on a cooing note. "Is my Joey tired? Then he shall be all
-comfy on the sofa, and he doesn't need to play if he don't want to. No,
-sir."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Jo stood staring at the black mouthpiece of the telephone. He was seeing
-a procession go marching by. Boys, hundreds of boys, in khaki.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hello! Hello!" The voice took on an anxious note. "Are you there?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes," wearily.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Jo, there's something the matter. You're sick. I'm coming right over."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why not? You sound as if you'd been sleeping. Look here&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Leave me alone!" cried Jo, suddenly, and the receiver clacked onto the
-hook. "Leave me alone. Leave me alone." Long after the connection had
-been broken.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He stood staring at the instrument with unseeing eyes. Then he turned
-and walked into the front room. All the light had gone out of it. Dusk
-had come on. All the light had gone out of everything. The zest had gone
-out of life. The game was over&mdash;the game he had been playing against
-loneliness and disappointment. And he was just a tired old man. A
-lonely, tired old man in a ridiculous, rose-colored room that had grown,
-all of a sudden, drab.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a><i>From Edna Ferber's Cheerful by Request. Copyright, 1918,
-1922, by Doubleday, Page &amp; Co. By permission of the publishers.</i></p></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
-<img src="images/figure05.jpg" width="400" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">
-<p class="center">IRVIN S. COBB</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><i>FOREWORD</i></h4>
-
-<p>
-<i>My favorite short story of all the short stories I have written is "The
-Escape of Mr. Trimm." It was the first piece of avowed fiction I wrote.
-It was written more than twelve years ago.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>At the time, I was on the city staff of the New York Evening World. I
-was a reasonably busy person in those days. I did assignments, both special
-and ordinary; I handled my share of the "re-write"&mdash;that is, the
-building, inside the office, of news-stories based on details telephoned
-in by "leg men" or outside workers; I covered most of the big criminal
-trials that coincidentally took place; I wrote a page of alleged humor
-for the color section of the Sunday World and for the McClure syndicate;
-and every week I turned out a given number of shorter and also
-supposedly humorous articles for the magazine page of the Evening
-World.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>In the run of my contemporaneous duties I was detailed to report the
-trial, in Federal Court, of a famous financier. This trial lasted
-several weeks. What most deeply impressed me was the bearing of the
-accused man. Although he had distinguished counsel, he practically
-conducted his own defense. When the jurors came in with a verdict of
-guilty and the judge sentenced him to a long term of imprisonment at
-hard labor, he kept his nerve and his wits. I said to myself that this
-man would never serve out his sentence; he was too smart for that; he
-would find a way to beat the law, even though his appeals were denied.
-And he did.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>On the concluding day of the trial I fell to wondering just what
-possibly could defeat the will of such a man as this man was. At once a
-notion jumped into my head and, then and there, sitting at the
-reporters' table, I decided to write a story focusing about this central
-idea.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>I had written fiction before&mdash;every reporter has&mdash;fiction
-masquerading as the lighter side of the news. But I said to myself that
-this story should be out-and-out fiction. Such small reputation as I had as
-a special writer largely was founded on my efforts at humor. But I made up
-my mind that this story should contain no humor at all.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Not until six months had passed did I get my chance. In the following
-summer I went on my annual vacation of two weeks. In the concluding two
-days of that vacation I wrote the first draft of the yarn, and, back at
-the shop, in odd moments, I wrote it over again, making, though, only a
-few changes in the original text, and none at all in the sequence of
-imaginary events.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>I sent the manuscript to Mr. George Horace Lorimer, Editor of the
-Saturday Evening Post. He accepted it and invited me to submit other
-manuscripts to him. But I had to wait another full year&mdash;until
-vacation time came again&mdash;before there was opportunity for any more
-short-story writing. Then I did two more stories. Mr. Lorimer bought
-them both, and thereby I was encouraged to give up my newspaper job,
-with its guarantee of a pay envelope every Saturday, for the less
-certain but highly alluring rĂ´le of a free-lance contributor to weekly
-and monthly periodicals.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Maybe I like "The Escape of Mr. Trimm" best of all my stories because
-it was this story which opened the door for me into magazine work. A
-writer's estimate of his own output rarely agrees with the judgment of
-his friends. But, after a period of consideration, after weighing this
-against that, after trying to forget what some of the professional
-reviewers have had to say about certain of my efforts, and striving
-instead to remember only what more gentle critics, out of the goodness
-of the heart, sometimes have told me, I still find myself committed to the
-belief that the story which appears in this volume is&mdash;so far as my
-prejudiced opinion goes&mdash;the best story I have ever written.</i>
-</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 150px;">
-<img src="images/figure04.jpg" width="150" height="70" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="chap02"></a></h4>
-
-<h4><i>The</i> ESCAPE <i>of</i> MR. TRIMM<a name="FNanchor_2_1" id="FNanchor_2_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_1" class="fnanchor">[2]</a>
-<br /><br />
-By IRVIN S. COBB</h4>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm, recently president of the late Thirteenth National Bank, was
-taking a trip which was different in a number of ways from any he had
-ever taken. To begin with, he was used to parlor cars and Pullmans and
-even luxurious private cars when he went anywhere; whereas now he rode
-with a most mixed company in a dusty, smelly day coach. In the second
-place, his traveling companion was not such a one as Mr. Trimm would
-have chosen had the choice been left to him, being a stupid-looking
-German-American with a drooping, yellow mustache. And in the third
-place, Mr. Trimm's plump white hands were folded in his lap, held in a
-close and enforced companionship by a new and shiny pair of Bean's
-Latest Model Little Giant handcuffs. Mr. Trimm was on his way to the
-Federal penitentiary to serve twelve years at hard labor for breaking,
-one way or another, about all the laws that are presumed to govern
-national banks.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-All the time Mr. Trimm was in the Tombs, fighting for a new trial, a
-certain question had lain in his mind unasked and unanswered. Through
-the seven months of his stay in the jail that question had been always
-at the back part of his head, ticking away there like a little watch
-that never needed winding. A dozen times a day it would pop into his
-thoughts and then go away, only to come back again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When Copley was taken to the penitentiary&mdash;Copley being the cashier
-who got off with a lighter sentence because the judge and jury held him to
-be no more than a blind accomplice in the wrecking of the Thirteenth
-National&mdash;Mr. Trimm read closely every line that the papers carried
-about Copley's departure. But none of them had seen fit to give the
-young cashier more than a short and colorless paragraph. For Copley was
-only a small figure in the big intrigue that had startled the country;
-Copley didn't have the money to hire big lawyers to carry his appeal to
-the higher courts for him; Copley's wife was keeping boarders; and as
-for Copley himself, he had been wearing stripes several months now.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With Mr. Trimm it had been vastly different. From the very beginning he
-had held the public eye. His bearing in court when the jury came in with
-their judgment; his cold defiance when the judge, in pronouncing
-sentence, mercilessly arraigned him and the system of finance for which
-he stood; the manner of his life in the Tombs; his spectacular fight to
-beat the verdict, had all been worth columns of newspaper space. If Mr.
-Trimm had been a popular poisoner, or a society woman named as
-corespondent in a sensational divorce suit, the papers could not have
-been more generous in their space allotments. And Mr. Trimm in his cell
-had read all of it with smiling contempt, even to the semi-hysterical
-outpourings of the lady special writers who called him The Iron Man of
-Wall Street and undertook to analyze his emotions&mdash;and missed the mark
-by a thousand miles or two.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Things had been smoothed as much as possible for him in the Tombs, for
-money and the power of it will go far toward ironing out even the
-corrugated routine of that big jail. He had a large cell to himself in
-the airiest, brightest corridor. His meals were served by a caterer from
-outside. Although he ate them without knife or fork, he soon learned
-that a spoon and the fingers can accomplish a good deal when backed by a
-good appetite, and Mr. Trimm's appetite was uniformly good. The warden
-and his underlings had been models of official kindliness; the
-newspapers had sent their brightest young men to interview him whenever
-he felt like talking, which wasn't often; and surely his lawyers had done
-all in his behalf that money&mdash;a great deal of money&mdash;could do.
-Perhaps it was because of these things that Mr. Trimm had never been
-able to bring himself to realize that he was the Hobart W. Trimm who had
-been sentenced to the Federal prison; it seemed to him, somehow, that
-he, personally, was merely a spectator standing at one side watching the
-fight of another man to dodge the penitentiary.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-However, he didn't fail to give the other man the advantage of every
-chance that money would buy. This sense of aloofness to the whole thing
-had persisted even when his personal lawyer came to him one night in the
-early fall and told him that the court of last possible resort had
-denied the last possible motion. Mr. Trimm cut the lawyer short with a
-shake of his head as the other began saying something about the chances
-of a pardon from the President. Mr. Trimm wasn't in the habit of letting
-men deceive him with idle words. No President would pardon him, and he
-knew it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Never mind that, Walling," he said steadily, when the lawyer offered to
-come to see him again before he started for prison the next day. "If you'll
-see that a drawing-room on the train is reserved for me&mdash;for us,
-I mean&mdash;and all that sort of thing, I'll not detain you any further. I
-have a good many things to do tonight. Good night."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Such a man, such a man," said Walling to himself as he climbed into his
-car; "all chilled steel and brains. And they are going to lock that
-brain up for twelve years. It's a crime," said Walling, and shook his
-head. Walling always said it was a crime when they sent a client of his
-to prison. To his credit be it said, though, they sent very few of them
-there. Walling made as high as eighty thousand a year at criminal law.
-Some of it was very criminal law indeed. His specialty was picking holes
-in the statutes faster than the legislature could make them and provide
-them and putty them up with amendments. This was the first case he had
-lost in a good long time.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-When Jerry, the turnkey, came for him in the morning Mr. Trimm had made
-as careful a toilet as the limited means at his command permitted, and
-he had eaten a hearty breakfast and was ready to go, all but putting on
-his hat. Looking the picture of well-groomed, close-buttoned, iron-gray
-middle age, Mr. Trimm followed the turnkey through the long corridor and
-down the winding iron stairs to the warden's office. He gave no heed to
-the curious eyes that followed him through the barred doors of many
-cells; his feet rang briskly on the flags.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The warden, Hallam, was there in the private office with another man, a
-tall, raw-boned man with a drooping, straw-colored mustache and the
-unmistakable look about him of the police officer. Mr. Trimm knew
-without being told that this was the man who would take him to prison.
-The stranger was standing at a desk, signing some papers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sit down, please, Mr. Trimm," said the warden with a nervous
-cordiality. "Be through here in just one minute. This is Deputy Marshal
-Meyers," he added.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm started to tell this Mr. Meyers he was glad to meet him, but
-caught himself and merely nodded. The man stared at him with neither
-interest nor curiosity in his dull blue eyes. The warden moved over
-toward the door.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Trimm," he said, clearing his throat, "I took the liberty of
-calling a cab to take you gents up to the Grand Central. It's out front
-now. But there's a big crowd of reporters and photographers and a lot of
-other people waiting, and if I was you I'd slip out the back way&mdash;one
-of my men will open the yard gate for you&mdash;and jump aboard the subway
-down at Worth Street. Then you'll miss those fellows."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Thank you, Warden&mdash;very kind of you," said Mr. Trimm in that crisp,
-businesslike way of his. He had been crisp and businesslike all his
-life. He heard a door opening softly be hind him, and when he turned to
-look he saw the warden slipping out, furtively, in almost an embarrassed
-fashion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well," said Meyers, "all ready?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes," said Mr. Trimm, and he made as if to rise.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Wait one minute," said Meyers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He half turned his back on Mr. Trimm and fumbled at the side pocket of
-his ill-hanging coat. Something inside of Mr. Trimm gave the least
-little jump, and the question that had ticked away so busily all those
-months began to buzz, buzz in his ears; but it was only a handkerchief
-the man was getting out. Doubtless he was going to mop his face.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He didn't mop his face, though. He unrolled the handkerchief slowly, as
-if it contained something immensely fragile and valuable, and then,
-thrusting it back in his pocket, he faced Mr. Trimm. He was carrying in
-his hands a pair of handcuffs that hung open-jawed. The jaws had little
-notches in them, like teeth that could bite. The question that had
-ticked in Mr. Trimm's head was answered at last&mdash;in the sight of these
-steel things with their notched jaws.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm stood up and, with a movement as near to hesitation as he had
-ever been guilty of in his life, held out his hands, backs upward.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I guess you're new at this kind of thing," said Meyers, grinning. "This
-here way&mdash;one at a time."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He took hold of Mr. Trimm's right hand, turned it sideways and settled
-one of the steel cuffs over the top of the wrist, flipping the notched
-jaw up from beneath and pressing it in so that it locked automatically
-with a brisk little click. Slipping the locked cuff back and forth on
-Mr. Trimm's lower arm like a man adjusting a part of machinery, and then
-bringing the left hand up to meet the right, he treated it the same way.
-Then he stepped back.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm hadn't meant to protest. The word came unbidden.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"This&mdash;this isn't necessary, is it?" he asked in a voice that was
-husky and didn't seem to belong to him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yep," said Meyers, "Standin' orders is play no favorites and take no
-chances. But you won't find them things uncomfortable. Lightest pair
-there was in the office, and I fixed 'em plenty loose."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For half a minute Mr. Trimm stood like a rooster hypnotized by a
-chalkmark, his arms extended, his eyes set on his bonds. His hands had
-fallen perhaps four inches apart, and in the space between his wrists a
-little chain was stretched taut. In the mounting tumult that filled his
-brain there sprang before Mr. Trimm's consciousness a phrase he had
-heard or read somewhere, the title of a story or, perhaps, it was a
-headline&mdash;The Grips of the Law. The Grips of the Law were upon Mr.
-Trimm&mdash;he felt them now for the first time in these shiny wristlets
-and this bit of chain that bound his wrists and filled his whole body with
-a strange, sinking feeling that made him physically sick. A sudden sweat
-beaded out on Mr. Trimm's face, turning it slick and wet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He had a handkerchief, a fine linen handkerchief with a hemstitched
-border and a monogram on it, in the upper breast pocket of his buttoned
-coat. He tried to reach it. His hands went up, twisting awkwardly like
-crab claws. The fingers of both plucked out the handkerchief. Holding it
-so, Mr. Trimm mopped the sweat away. The links of the handcuffs fell in
-upon one another and lengthened out again at each movement, filling the
-room with a smart little sound.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He got the handkerchief stowed away with the same clumsiness. He raised
-the manacled hands to his hat brim, gave it a downward pull that brought
-it over his face and then, letting his short arms slide down upon his
-plump stomach, he faced the man who had put the fetters upon him,
-squaring his shoulders back. But it was hard, somehow, for him to square
-his shoulders&mdash;perhaps because of his hands being drawn so closely
-together. And his eyes would waver and fall upon his wrists. Mr. Trimm
-had a feeling that the skin must be stretched very tight on his jawbones
-and his forehead.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Isn't there some way to hide these&mdash;these things?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He began by blurting and ended by faltering it. His hands shuffled
-together, one over, then under the other.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Here's a way," said Meyers. "This'll help."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He bestirred himself, folding one of the chained hands upon the other,
-tugging at the white linen cuffs and drawing the coat sleeves of his
-prisoner down over the bonds as far as the chain would let them come.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There's the notion," he said. "Just do that-a-way and them bracelets
-won't hardly show a-tall. Ready? Let's be movin', then."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But handcuffs were never meant to be hidden. Merely a pair of steel
-rings clamped to one's wrists and coupled together with a scrap of
-chain, but they'll twist your arms and hamper the movements of your body
-in a way constantly to catch the eye of the passer-by. When a man is
-coming toward you, you can tell that he is handcuffed before you see the
-cuffs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm was never able to recall afterward exactly how he got out of
-the Tombs. He had a confused memory of a gate that was swung open by
-someone whom Mr. Trimm saw only from the feet to the waist; then he and
-his companion were out on Lafayette Street speeding south toward the
-subway entrance at Worth Street, two blocks below, with the marshal's
-hand cupped under Mr. Trimm's right elbow and Mr. Trimm's plump legs
-almost trotting in their haste. For a moment it looked as if the
-warden's well-meant artifice would serve.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But New York reporters are up to the tricks of people who want to evade
-them. At the sight of them a sentry reporter on the corner shouted a
-warning which was instantly caught up and passed on by another picket
-stationed half-way down the block; and around the wall of the Tombs came
-pelting a flying mob of newspaper photographers and reporters, with a
-choice rabble behind them. Foot passengers took up the chase, not
-knowing what it was about, but sensing a free show. Truckmen halted
-their teams, jumped down from their wagon seats and joined in. A
-man-chase is one of the pleasantest outdoor sports that a big city like
-New York can offer its people.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Fairly running now, the manacled banker and the deputy marshal shot down
-the winding steps into the subway a good ten yards ahead of the foremost
-pursuers. But there was one delay, while Meyers skirmished with his free
-hand in his trousers pocket for a dime for the tickets, and another
-before a northbound local rolled into the station. Shouted at, jeered
-at, shoved this way and that, panting in gulping breaths, for he was
-stout by nature and staled by lack of exercise, Mr. Trimm, with Meyers
-clutching him by the arm, was fairly shot aboard one of the cars, at the
-apex of a human wedge. The astonished guard sensed the situation as the
-scrooging, shoving, noisy wave rolled across the platform toward the
-doors which he had opened and, thrusting the officer and his prisoner
-into the narrow platform space behind him, he tried to form with his
-body a barrier against those who came jamming in.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It, didn't do any good. He was brushed away, protesting and blustering.
-The excitement spread through the train, and men, and even women, left
-their seats, overflowing the aisles.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There is no cruder thing than a city crowd, all eyes and morbid
-curiosity. But Mr. Trimm didn't see the staring eyes on that ride to the
-Grand Central. What he saw was many shifting feet and a hedge of legs
-shutting him in closely&mdash;those and the things on his wrists. What the
-eyes of the crowd saw was a small, stout man who, for all his bulk,
-seemed to have dried up inside his clothes so that they bagged on him
-some places and bulged others, with his head tucked on his chest, his
-hat over his face and his fingers straining to hold his coat sleeves
-down over a pair of steel bracelets.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm gave mental thanks to a Deity whose existence he thought he
-had forgotten when the gate of the train-shed clanged behind him,
-shutting out the mob that had come with them all the way. Cameras had
-been shoved in his face like gun muzzles, reporters had scuttled
-alongside him, dodging under Meyers' fending arm to shout questions in
-his ears. He had neither spoken nor looked at them. The sweat still ran
-down his face, so that when finally he raised his head in the
-comparative quiet of the train-shed his skin was a curious gray under
-the jail paleness like the color of wet wood ashes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My lawyer promised to arrange for a compartment&mdash;for some private
-place on the train," he said to Meyers. "The conductor ought to know."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They were the first words he had uttered since he left the Tombs. Meyers
-spoke to a jaunty Pullman conductor who stood alongside the car where
-they had halted.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No such reservation," said the conductor, running through his sheaf of
-slips, with his eyes shifting from Mr. Trimm's face to Mr. Trimm's hands
-and back again, as though he couldn't decide which was the more
-interesting part of him; "must be some mistake. Or else it was for some
-other train. Too late to change now&mdash;we pull out in three minutes."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I reckon we better git on the smoker," said Meyers, "if there's room
-there."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm was steered back again the length of the train through a
-double row of pop-eyed porters and staring trainmen. At the steps where
-they stopped the instinct to stretch out one hand and swing himself up
-by the rail operated automatically and his wrists got a nasty twist.
-Meyers and a brakeman practically lifted him up the steps and Meyers
-headed him into a car that was hazy with blue tobacco smoke. He was
-confused in his gait, almost as if his lower limbs had been fettered,
-too.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The car was full of shirt-sleeved men who stood up, craning their necks
-and stumbling over each other in their desire to see him. These men came
-out into the aisle, so that Meyers had to shove through them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"This here'll do as well as any, I guess," said Meyers. He drew Mr.
-Trimm past him into the seat nearer the window and sat down alongside
-him on the side next the aisle, settling himself on the stuffy plush
-seat and breathing deeply, like a man who had got through the hardest
-part of a not easy job.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Smoke?" he asked.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm shook his head without raising it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Them cuffs feel plenty easy?" was the deputy's next question. He lifted
-Mr. Trimm's hands as casually as if they had been his hands and not Mr.
-Trimm's, and looked at them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Seem to be all right," he said as he let them fall back. "Don't pinch
-none, I reckon?" There was no answer.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The deputy tugged a minute at his mustache, searching his arid mind. An
-idea came to him. He drew a newspaper from his pocket, opened it out
-flat and spread it over Mr. Trimm's lap so that it covered the chained
-wrists. Almost instantly the train was in motion, moving through the
-yards.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Be there in two hours more," volunteered Meyers. It was late afternoon.
-They were sliding through woodlands with occasional openings which
-showed meadows melting into wide, flat lands.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Want a drink?" said the deputy, next. "No? Well, I guess I'll have a
-drop myself. Travelin' fills a feller's throat full of dust." He got up,
-lurching to the motion of the flying train, and started forward to the
-water cooler behind the car door. He had gone perhaps two-thirds of the
-way when Mr. Trimm felt a queer, grinding sensation beneath his feet; it
-was exactly as though the train were trying to go forward and back at
-the same time. Almost slowly, it seemed to him, the forward end of the
-car slued out of its straight course, at the same time tilting up. There
-was a grinding, roaring, grating sound, and before Mr. Trimm's eyes
-Meyers vanished, tumbling forward out of sight as the car floor buckled
-under his feet. Then, as everything&mdash;the train, the earth, the
-sky&mdash;all fused together in a great spatter of white and black, Mr.
-Trimm was plucked from his seat as though a giant hand had him by the
-collar and shot forward through the air over the seat-backs, his chained
-hands aloft, clutching wildly. He rolled out of a ragged opening where
-the smoker had broken in two, flopped gently on the sloping side of the
-right-of-way and slid easily to the bottom, where he lay quiet and still
-on his back in a bed of weeds and wild grass, staring straight up.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-How many minutes he lay there Mr. Trimm didn't know. It may have been
-the shrieks of the victims or the glare from the fire that brought him
-out of the daze. He wriggled his body to a sitting posture, got on his
-feet, holding his head between his coupled hands, and gazed full-face
-into the crowning railroad horror of the year.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There were numbers of the passengers who had escaped serious hurt, but
-for the most part these persons seemed to have gone daft from terror and
-shock. Some were running aimlessly up and down and some, a few, were
-pecking feebly with improvised tools at the wreck, an indescribable
-jumble of ruin, from which there issued cries of mortal agony, and from
-which, at a point where two locomotives were lying on their sides,
-jammed together like fighting bucks that had died with locked horns, a
-tall flame already rippled and spread, sending up a pillar of black
-smoke that rose straight, poisoning the clear blue of the sky. Nobody
-paid any attention to Mr. Trimm as he stood swaying upon his feet. There
-wasn't a scratch on him. His clothes were hardly rumpled, his hat was
-still on his head. He stood a minute and then, moved by a sudden
-impulse, he turned round and went running straight away from the
-railroad at the best speed his pudgy legs could accomplish, with his
-arms pumping up and down in front of him and his fingers interlaced. It
-was a grotesque gait, rather like a rabbit hopping on its hindlegs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Instantly, almost, the friendly woods growing down to the edge of the
-fill swallowed him up. He dodged and doubled back and forth among the
-tree trunks, his small, patent-leathered feet skipping nimbly over the
-irregular turf, until he stopped for lack of wind in his lungs to carry
-him another rod. When he had got his breath back Mr. Trimm leaned
-against a tree and bent his head this way and that, listening. No sound
-came to his ears except the sleepy calls of birds. As well as Mr. Trimm
-might judge he had come far into the depths of a considerable woodland.
-Already the shadows under the low limbs were growing thick and confused
-as the hurried twilight of early September came on.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm sat down on a natural cushion of thick green moss between two
-roots of an oak. The place was clean and soft and sweet-scented. For
-some little time he sat there motionless, in a sort of mental haze. Then
-his round body slowly slid down fiat upon the moss, his head lolled to
-one side and, the reaction having come, Mr. Trimm's limbs all relaxed
-and he went to sleep straightway.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-After a while, when the woods were blade and still, the half-grown moon
-came up and, sifting through a chink in the canopy of leaves above,
-shone down full on Mr. Trimm as he lay snoring gently with his mouth
-open and his hands rising and falling on his breast. The moonlight
-struck upon the Little Giant handcuffs, making them look like
-quicksilver.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Toward daylight it turned off sharp and cool. The dogwoods which had
-been a solid color at nightfall now showed pink in one light and green
-in another, like changeable silk, as the first level rays of the sun
-came up over the rim of the earth and made long, golden lanes between
-the tree trunks. Mr. Trimm opened his eyes slowly, hardly sensing for
-the first moment or two how he came to be lying under a canopy of
-leaves, and gaped, seeking to stretch his arms. At that he remembered
-everything; he hunched his shoulders against the tree roots and wriggled
-himself up to a sitting position where he stayed for a while, letting
-his mind run over the sequence of events that had brought him where he
-was and taking inventory of the situation.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Of escape he had no thought. The hue and cry must be out for him before
-now; doubtless men were already searching for him. It would be better
-for him to walk in and surrender than to be taken in the woods like some
-animal escaped from a traveling menagerie. But the mere thought of
-enduring again what he had already gone through&mdash;the thought of being
-tagged by crowds and stared at, with his fetters on&mdash;filled him with a
-nausea. Nothing that the Federal penitentiary might hold in store for
-him could equal the black, blind shamefulness of yesterday; he knew
-that. The thought of the new ignominy that faced him made Mr. Trimm
-desperate. He had a desire to burrow into the thicket yonder and hide
-his face and his chained hands.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But perhaps he could get the handcuffs off and so go to meet his captors
-in some manner of dignity. Strange that the idea hadn't occurred to him
-before! It seemed to Mr. Trimm that he desired to get his two hands
-apart more than he had ever desired anything in his whole life before.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The hands had begun naturally to adjust themselves to their enforced
-companionship, and it wasn't such a very hard matter, though it cost him
-some painful wrenches and much twisting of the fingers, for Mr. Trimm to
-get his coat unbuttoned and his eyeglasses in their small leather case
-out of his upper waistcoat pocket. With the glasses on his nose he
-subjected his bonds to a critical examination. Each rounded steel band
-ran unbroken except for the smooth, almost jointless hinge and the small
-lock which sat perched on the back of the wrist in a little rounded
-excrescence like a steel wart. In the flat center of each lock was a
-small keyhole and alongside of it a notched nub, the nub being sunk in a
-minute depression. On the inner side, underneath, the cuffs slid into
-themselves&mdash;two notches on each showing where the jaws might be
-tightened to fit a smaller hand than his&mdash;and right over the large
-blue veins in the middle of the wrists were swivel links, shackle-bolted to
-the cuffs and connected by a flat, slightly larger middle link, giving
-the hands a palm-to-palm play of not more than four or five inches. The
-cuffs did not hurt&mdash;even after so many hours there was no actual
-discomfort from them and the flesh beneath them was hardly reddened.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But it didn't take Mr. Trimm long to find out that they were not to be
-got off. He tugged and pulled, trying with his fingers for a purchase.
-All he did was to chafe his skin and make his wrists throb with pain.
-The cuffs would go forward just so far, then the little humps of bone
-above the hands would catch and hold them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm was not a man to waste time in the pursuit of the obviously
-hopeless. Presently he stood up, shook himself and started off at a fair
-gait through the woods. The sun was up now and the turf was all dappled
-with lights and shadows, and about him much small, furtive wild life was
-stirring. He stepped along briskly, a strange figure for that green
-solitude, with his correct city garb and the glint of the steel at his
-sleeve ends.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Presently he heard the long-drawn, quavering, banshee wail of a
-locomotive. The sound came from almost behind him, in an opposite
-direction from where he supposed the track to be. So he turned around
-and went back the other way. He crossed a half-dried-up runlet and
-climbed a small hill, neither of which he remembered having met in his
-flight from the wreck, and in a little while he came out upon the
-railroad. To the north a little distance the rails bent round a curve.
-To the south, where the diminishing rails running through the unbroken
-woodland met in a long, shiny V, he could see a big smoke smudge against
-the horizon. This smoke Mr. Trimm knew must come from the wreck&mdash;which
-was still burning, evidently. As nearly as he could judge he had come
-out of cover at least two miles above it. After a moment's consideration
-he decided to go south toward the wreck. Soon he could distinguish small
-dots like ants moving in and out about the black spot, and he knew these
-dots must be men.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A whining, whirring sound came along the rails to him from behind. He
-faced about just as a handcar shot out around the curve from the north,
-moving with amazing rapidity under the strokes of four men at the pumps.
-Other men, laborers to judge by their blue overalls, were sitting on the
-edges of the car with their feet dangling. For the second time within
-twelve hours impulse ruled Mr. Trimm, who wasn't given to impulses
-normally. He made a jump off the right-of-way, and as the handcar
-flashed by he watched its flight from the covert of a weed tangle.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But even as the handcar was passing him Mr. Trimm regretted his
-hastiness. He must surrender himself sooner or later; why not to these
-overalled laborers, since it was a thing that had to be done? He slid
-out of hiding and came trotting back to the tracks. Already the handcar
-was a hundred yards away, flitting into distance like some big,
-wonderfully fast bug, the figures of the men at the pumps rising and
-falling with a walking-beam regularity. As he stood watching them fade
-away and minded to try hailing them, yet still hesitating against his
-judgment, Mr. Trimm saw something white drop from the hands of one of
-the blue-clad figures on the handcar, unfold into a newspaper and come
-fluttering back along the tracks toward him. Just as he, starting
-doggedly ahead, met it, the little ground breeze that had carried it
-along died out and the paper dropped and flattened right in front of
-him. The front page was uppermost and he knew it must be of that
-morning's issue, for across the column tops ran the flaring headline:
-"Twenty Dead in Frightful Collision."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Squatting on the cindered track, Mr. Trimm patted the crumpled sheet
-flat with his hands. His eyes dropped from the first of the glaring
-captions to the second, to the next&mdash;and then his heart gave a great
-bound inside of him and, clutching up the newspaper to his breast he
-bounded off the tracks back into another thicket and huddled there with
-the paper spread on the earth in front of him, reading by gulps while
-the chain, that linked wrist to wrist tinkled to the tremors running
-through him. What he had seen first, in staring black-face type, was his
-own name leading the list of known dead, and what he saw now, broken up
-into choppy paragraphs and done in the nervous English of a trained
-reporter throwing a great news story together to catch an edition, but
-telling a clear enough story nevertheless, was a narrative in which his
-name recurred again and again. The body of the United States deputy
-marshal, Meyers, frightfully crushed, had been taken from the wreckage
-of the smoker&mdash;so the double-leaded story ran&mdash;and near to Meyers
-another body, with features burned beyond recognition, yet still
-retaining certain distinguishing marks of measurement and contour, had
-been found and identified as that of Hobart W. Trimm, the convicted
-banker. The bodies of these two, with eighteen other mangled dead, had
-been removed to a town called Westfield, from which town of Westfield
-the account of the disaster had been telegraphed to the New York paper.
-In another column farther along was more about Banker Trimm; facts about
-his soiled, selfish, greedy, successful life, his great fortune, his
-trial, and a statement that, in the absence of any close kin to claim
-his body, his lawyers had been notified.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm read the account through to the end, and as he read the sense
-of dominant, masterful self-control came back to him in waves. He got
-up, taking the paper with him, and went back into the deeper woods,
-moving warily and watchfully. As he went his mind, trained to take hold
-of problems and wring the essence out of them, was busy. Of the charred,
-grisly thing in the improvised morgue at Westfield, wherever that might
-be, Mr. Trimm took no heed nor wasted any pity. All his life he had used
-live men to work his will, with no thought of what might come to them
-afterward. The living had served him, why not the dead?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He had other things to think of than this dead proxy of his. He was as
-good as free! There would be no hunt for him now; no alarm out, no
-posses combing every scrap of cover for a famous criminal turned
-fugitive. He had only to lie quiet a few days, somewhere, then get in
-secret touch with Walling. Walling would do anything for money. And he
-had the money&mdash;four millions and more, cannily saved from the crash
-that had ruined so many others.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He would alter his personal appearance, change his name&mdash;he thought
-of Duvall, which was his mother's name&mdash;and with Walling's aid he
-would get out of the country and into some other country where a man
-might live like a prince on four millions or the fractional part of it.
-He thought of South America, of South Africa, of a private yacht
-swinging through the little frequented islands of the South Seas. All
-that the law had tried to take from him would be given back. Walling
-would work out the details of the escape&mdash;and make it safe and
-sure&mdash;trust Walling for those things. On one side was the prison,
-with its promise of twelve grinding years sliced out of the very heart
-of his life; on the other, freedom, ease, security, even power. Through
-Mr. Trimm's mind tumbled thoughts of concessions, enterprises,
-privileges&mdash;the back corners of the globe were full of
-possibilities for the right man. And between this prospect and Mr. Trimm
-there stood nothing in the way, nothing but&mdash;&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm's eyes fell upon his bound hands. Snug-fitting, shiny steel
-bands irked his wrists. The Grips of the Law were still upon him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But only in a way of speaking. It was preposterous, unbelievable,
-altogether out of the question that a man with four millions salted down
-and stored away, a man who all his life had been used to grappling with
-the big things and wrestling them down into submission, a man whose luck
-had come to be a byword&mdash;and had not it held good even in this last
-emergency?&mdash;would be balked by puny scraps of forged steel and a
-trumpery lock or two. Why, these cuffs were no thicker than the gold
-bands that Mr. Trimm had seen on the arms of overdressed women at the
-opera. The chain that joined them was no larger and, probably, no
-stronger than the chains which Mr. Trimm's chauffeur wrapped around the
-tires of the touring-car in winter to keep the wheels from skidding on
-the slush. There would be a way, surely, for Mr. Trimm to free himself
-from these things. There must be&mdash;that was all there was to it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm looked himself over. His clothes were not badly rumpled; his
-patent-leather boots were scarcely scratched. Without the handcuffs he
-could pass unnoticed anywhere. By night then he must be free of them and
-on his way to some small inland city, to stay quiet there until the
-guarded telegram that he would send in cipher had reached Walling. There
-in the woods by himself Mr. Trimm no longer felt the ignominy of his
-bonds; he felt only the temporary embarrassment of them and the need of
-added precaution until he should have mastered them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He was once more the unemotional man of affairs who had stood Wall
-Street on its esteemed head and caught the golden streams that trickled
-from its pockets. First making sure that he was in a well-screened
-covert of the woods he set about exploring all his pockets. The coat
-pockets were comparatively easy, now that he had got used to using two
-hands where one had always served, but it cost him a lot of twisting of
-his body and some pain to his mistreated wrist bones to bring forth the
-contents of his trousers pockets. The chain kinked time and again as he
-groped with the undermost hand for the openings; his dumpy, pudgy form
-writhed grotesquely. But finally he finished. The search produced four
-cigars somewhat crumpled and frayed; some matches in a gun-metal case, a
-silver cigar cutter, two five-dollar bills, a handful of silver chicken
-feed, the leather case of the eyeglasses, a couple of quill toothpicks,
-a gold watch with a dangling fob, a note-book and some papers. Mr. Trimm
-ranged these things in a neat row upon a log, like a watchmaker putting
-out his kit, and took swift inventory of them. Some he eliminated from
-his design, stowing them back in the pockets easiest to reach. He kept
-for present employment the match safe, the cigar cutter and the watch.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This place where he had halted would suit his present purpose well, he
-decided. It was where an uprooted tree, fallen across an incurving bank,
-made a snug little recess that was closed in on three sides. Spreading
-the newspaper on the turf to save his knees from soiling, he knelt and
-set to his task. For the time he felt neither hunger nor thirst. He had
-found out during his earlier experiments that the nails of his little
-fingers, which were trimmed to a point, could invade the keyholes in the
-little steel warts on the backs of his wrists and touch the locks. The
-mechanism had even twitched a little bit under the tickle of the nail
-ends. So, having already smashed the gun-metal match safe under his
-heel, Mr. Trimm selected a slender-pointed bit from among its fragments
-and got to work, the left hand drawn up under the right, the fingers of
-the right busy with the lock of the left, the chain tightening and
-slackening with subdued clinking sounds at each movement.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm didn't know much about picking a lock. He had got his money by
-a higher form of burglary that did not require a knowledge of
-lock-picking. Nor as a boy had he been one to play at mechanics. He had
-let other boys make the toy fluttermills and the wooden traps and the
-like, and then he had traded for them. He was sorry now that he hadn't
-given more heed to the mechanical side of things when he was growing up.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He worked with a deliberate slowness, steadily. Nevertheless, it was hot
-work. The sun rose over the bank and shone on him through the limbs of
-the uprooted tree. His hat was on the ground alongside of him. The sweat
-ran down his face, streaking it and wilting his collar flat. The scrap
-of gun metal kept slipping out of his wet fingers. Down would go the
-chained hands to scrabble in the grass for it, and then the picking
-would go on again. This happened a good many times. Birds, nervous with
-the spirit that presages the fall migration, flew back and forth along
-the creek, almost grazing Mr. Trimm sometimes. A rain crow wove a brown
-thread in the green warp of the bushes above his head. A chattering red
-squirrel sat up on a tree limb to scold him. At intervals, distantly,
-came the cough of laboring trains, showing that the track must have been
-cleared. There were times when Mr. Trimm thought he felt the lock
-giving. These times he would work harder.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-Late in the afternoon Mr. Trimm lay back against the bank, panting. His
-face was splotched with red, and the little hollows at the sides of his
-forehead pulsed rapidly up and down like the bellies of scared tree
-frogs. The bent outer case of the watch littered a bare patch on the
-log; its mainspring had gone the way of the fragments of the gun-metal
-match safe which were lying all about, each a worn-down, twisted wisp of
-metal. The spring of the eyeglasses had been confiscated long ago and
-the broken crystals powdered the earth where Mr. Trimm's toes had
-scraped a smooth patch. The nails of the two little fingers were worn to
-the quick and splintered down into the raw flesh. There were countless
-tiny scratches and mars on the locks of the handcuffs, and the steel
-wristbands were dulled with blood smears and pale-red tarnishes of new
-rust; but otherwise they were as stanch and strong a pair of Bean's
-Latest Model Little Giant handcuffs as you'd find in any hardware store
-anywhere.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The devilish, stupid malignity of the damned things! With an acid oath
-Mr. Trimm raised his hands and brought them down on the log violently.
-There was a double click and the bonds tightened painfully, pressing the
-chafed red skin white. Mr. Trimm snatched up his hands close to his
-near-sighted eyes and looked. One of the little notches on the under
-side of each cuff had disappeared. It was as if they were living things
-that had turned and bitten him for the blow he gave them.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-From the time the sun went down there was a tingle of frost in the air.
-Mr. Trimm didn't sleep much. Under the squeeze of the tightened fetters
-his wrists throbbed steadily and racking cramps ran through his arms.
-His stomach felt as though it were tied into knots. The water that he
-drank from the branch only made his hunger sickness worse. His
-undergarments, that had been wet with perspiration, clung to him
-clammily. His middle-aged, tenderly cared-for body called through every
-pore for clean linen and soap and water and rest, as his empty insides
-called for food.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-After a while he became so chilled that the demand for warmth conquered
-his instinct for caution. He felt about him in the darkness gathering
-scraps of dead wood, and, after breaking several of the matches that had
-been in the gun-metal match safe, he managed to strike one and with its
-tiny flame started a fire. He huddled almost over the fire, coughing
-when the smoke blew into his face and twisting and pulling at his arms
-in an effort to get relief from the everlasting cramps. It seemed to him
-that if he could only get an inch or two more of play for his hands he
-would be ever so much more comfortable. But he couldn't, of course.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He dozed, finally, sitting crosslegged with his head sunk between his
-hunched shoulders. A pain in a new place woke him. The fire had burned
-almost through the thin sole of his right shoe, and as he scrambled to
-his feet and stamped, the clap of the hot leather flat against his
-blistered foot almost made him cry out.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-Soon after sunrise a boy came riding a horse down a faintly traced
-footpath along the creek, driving a cow with a bell on her neck ahead of
-him. Mr. Trimm's ears caught the sound of the clanking bell before
-either the cow or her herder was in sight, and he limped away, running,
-skulking through the thick cover. A pendent loop of a wild grapevine,
-swinging low, caught his hat and flipped it off his head; but Mr. Trimm,
-imagining pursuit, did not stop to pick it up and went on bareheaded
-until he had to stop from exhaustion. He saw some dark-red berries on a
-shrub upon which he had trod, and, stooping, he plucked some of them
-with his two hands and put three or four in his mouth experimentally.
-Warned instantly by the harsh, burning taste, he spat the crushed
-berries out and went on doggedly, following, according to his best
-judgment, a course parallel to the railroad. It was characteristic of
-him, a city-raised man, that he took no heed of distances nor of the
-distinguishing marks of the timber.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Behind a log at the edge of a small clearing in the woods he halted some
-little time, watching and listening. The clearing had grown up in sumacs
-and weeds and small saplings and it seemed deserted; certainly it was
-still. Near the center of it rose the sagging roof of what had been a
-shack or a shed of some sort. Stooping cautiously, to keep his bare head
-below the tops of the sumacs, Mr. Trimm made for the ruined shanty and
-gained it safely. In the midst of the rotted, punky logs that had once
-formed the walls he began scraping with his feet. Presently he uncovered
-something. It was a broken-off harrow tooth, scaled like a long, red
-fish with the crusted rust of years.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm rested the lower rims of his handcuffs on the edge of an old,
-broken watering trough, worked the pointed end of the rust-crusted
-harrow tooth into the flat middle link of the chain as far as it would
-go, and then with one hand on top of the other he pressed downward with
-all his might. The pain in his wrists made him stop this at once. The
-link had not sprung or given in the least, but the twisting pressure had
-almost broken his wrist bones. He let the harrow tooth fall, knowing that
-it would never serve as a lever to free him&mdash;which, indeed, he had
-known all along&mdash;and sat on the side of the trough, rubbing his wrists
-and thinking.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He had another idea. It came into his mind as a vague suggestion that
-fire had certain effects upon certain metals. He kindled a fire of bits
-of the rotted wood, and when the flames ran together and rose slender
-and straight in a single red thread he thrust the chain into it, holding
-his hands as far apart as possible in the attitude of a player about to
-catch a bounced ball. But immediately the pain of that grew unendurable
-too, and he leaped back, jerking his hands away. He had succeeded only
-in blackening the steel and putting a big water blister on one of his
-wrists right where the shackle bolt would press upon it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Where he huddled down in the shelter of one of the fallen walls he
-noticed, presently, a strand of rusted fence wire still held to
-half-tottering posts by a pair of blackened staples; it was part of a
-pen that had been used once for chickens or swine. Mr. Trimm tried the
-wire with his fingers. It was firm and springy. Rocking and groaning
-with the pain of it, he nevertheless began sliding the chain back and
-forth along the strand of wire.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Eventually, the wire, weakened by age, snapped in two. A tiny shined
-spot, hardly deep enough to be called a nick, in its tarnished, smudged
-surface was all the mark that the chain showed.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Staggering a little and putting his feet down unsteadily, Mr. Trimm left
-the clearing, heading as well as he could tell eastward, away from the
-railroad. After a mile or two he came toil dusty wood road winding
-downhill.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-To the north of the clearing where Mr. Trimm had halted were a farm and
-a group of farm buildings. To the southward a mile or so was a cluster
-of dwellings set in the midst of more farm lands, with a shop or two and
-a small white church with a green spire in the center. Along a road that
-ran northward from the hamlet to the solitary farm a ten-year-old boy
-came, carrying a covered tin pail. A young gray squirrel flirted across
-the wagon ruts ahead of him and darted up a chestnut sapling. The boy
-put the pail down at the side of the road and began looking for a stone
-to throw at the squirrel.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm slid out from behind a tree. A hemstitched handkerchief,
-grimed and stained, was loosely twisted around his wrists, partly hiding
-the handcuffs. He moved along with a queer, sidling gait, keeping as
-much of his body as he could turned from the youngster. The ears of the
-little chap caught the faint scuffle of feet and he spun around on his
-bare heel.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My boy, would you&mdash;&mdash;" Mr. Trimm began.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The boy's round eyes widened at the apparition that was sidling toward
-him in so strange a fashion, and then, taking fright, he dodged past Mr.
-Trimm and ran back the way he had come, as fast as his slim brown legs
-could take him. In half a minute he was out of sight round a bend.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Had the boy looked back he would have seen a still more curious
-spectacle than the one that had frightened him. He would have seen a man
-worth four million dollars down on his knees in the yellow dust, pawing
-with chained hands at the tight-fitting lid of the tin pail, and then,
-when he had got the lid off, drinking the fresh, warm milk which the
-pail held with great, choking gulps, uttering little mewing, animal
-sounds as he drank, while the white, creamy milk ran over his chin and
-splashed down his breast in little, spurting streams.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But the boy didn't look back. He ran all the way home and told his
-mother he had seen a wild man on the road to the village; and later,
-when his father came in from the fields, he was soundly thrashed for
-letting the sight of a tramp make him lose a good tin bucket and half a
-gallon of milk worth nine cents a quart.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-The rich, fresh milk put life into Mr. Trimm. He rested the better for
-it during the early part of that night in a haw thicket. Only the sharp,
-darting pains in his wrists kept rousing him to temporary wakefulness.
-In one of those intervals of waking the plan that had been sketchily
-forming in his mind from the time he had quit the clearing in the woods
-took on a definite, fixed shape. But how was he with safety to get the
-sort of aid he needed, and where?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Canvassing tentative plans in his head, he dozed off again.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-On a smooth patch of turf behind the blacksmith shop three yokels were
-languidly pitching horseshoes&mdash;"quaits," they called them&mdash;at
-a stake driven in the earth. Just beyond, the woods shredded out into a
-long, yellow and green peninsula which stretched up almost to the back
-door of the smithy, so that late of afternoons the slanting shadows of
-the nearmost trees fell on its roof of warped shingles. At the extreme
-end of this point of woods Mr. Trimm was squatted behind a big boulder,
-squinting warily through a thick-fringed curtain of ripened goldenrod
-tops and sumacs, heavy-headed with their dark-red tapers. He had been
-there more than an hour, cautiously waiting his chance to hail the
-blacksmith, whose figure he could make out in the smoky interior of his
-shop, passing back and forth in front of a smudgy forge fire and
-rattling metal against metal in intermittent fits of professional
-activity.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-From where Mr. Trimm watched to where the horseshoe-pitching game went
-on was not more than sixty feet. He could hear what the players said and
-even see the little puffs of dust rise when one of them clapped his
-hands together after a pitch. He judged by the signs of slackening
-interest that they would be stopping soon and, he hoped, going clear
-away.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But the smith loafed out of his shop and, after an exchange of bucolic
-banter with the three of them, he took a hand in their game himself. He
-wore no coat or waistcoat and, as he poised a horseshoe for his first
-cast at the stake, Mr. Trimm saw, pinned flat against the broad strap of
-his suspenders, a shiny, silvery-looking disc. Having pitched the shoe,
-the smith moved over into the shade, so that he almost touched the clump
-of undergrowth that half buried Mr. Trimm's protecting boulder. The
-near-sighted eyes of the fugitive banker could make out then what the
-flat, silvery disc was, and Mr. Trimm cowered low in his covert behind
-the rock, holding his hands down between his knees, fearful that a gleam
-from his burnished wristlets might strike through the screen of weed
-growth and catch the inquiring eye of the smith. So he stayed, not
-daring to move, until a dinner horn sounded somewhere in the cluster of
-cottages beyond, and the smith, closing the doors of his shop, went away
-with the three yokels.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then Mr. Trimm, stooping low, stole back into the deep woods again. In
-his extremity he was ready to risk making a bid for the hire of a
-blacksmith's aid to rid himself of his bonds, but not a blacksmith who
-wore a deputy sheriff's badge pinned to his suspenders.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-He caught himself scraping his wrists up and down again against the
-rough, scrofulous trunk of a shellbark hickory. The irritation was
-comforting to the swollen skin. The cuffs, which kept catching on the
-bark and snagging small fragments of it loose, seemed to Mr. Trimm to
-have been a part and parcel of him for a long time&mdash;almost as long a
-time as he could remember. But the hands which they clasped so close
-seemed like the hands of somebody else. There was a numbness about them
-that made them feel as though they were a stranger's hands which never
-had belonged to him. As he looked at them with a sort of vague curiosity
-they seemed to swell and grow, these two strange hands, while the
-fetters measured yards across, while the steel bands shrunk to the
-thinness of piano wire, cutting deeper and deeper into the flesh. Then
-the hands in turn began to shrink down and the cuffs to grow up into
-great, thick things as cumbersome as the couplings of a freight car. A
-voice that Mr. Trimm dimly recognized as his own was saying something
-about four million dollars over and over again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm roused up and shook his head angrily to clear it. He rubbed
-his eyes free of the clouding delusion. It wouldn't do for him to be
-getting light-headed.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-On a flat, shelving bluff, forty feet above a cut through which the
-railroad ran at a point about five miles north of where the collision
-had occurred, a tramp was busy, just before sundown, cooking something
-in an old washboiler that perched precariously on a fire of wood coals.
-This tramp was tall and spindle-legged, with reddish hair and a pale,
-beardless, freckled face with no chin to it and not much forehead, so
-that it ran out to a peak like the profile of some featherless,
-unpleasant sort of fowl. The skirts of an old, ragged overcoat dangled
-grotesquely about his spare shanks.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Desperate as his plight had become, Mr. Trimm felt the old sick shame at
-the prospect of exposing himself to this knavish-looking vagabond whose
-help he meant to buy with a bribe. It was the sight of a dainty wisp of
-smoke from the wood fire curling upward through the cloudy, damp air
-that had brought him limping cautiously across the right-of-way, to
-climb the rocky shelf along the cut; but now he hesitated, shielded in
-the shadows twenty yards away. It was a whiff of something savory in the
-washboiler, borne to him on the still air and almost making him cry out
-with eagerness, that drew him forth finally. At the sound of the halting
-footsteps the tramp stopped stirring the mess in the washboiler and
-glanced up apprehensively. As he took in the figure of the newcomer his
-eyes narrowed and his pasty, nasty face spread in a grin of
-comprehension.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, well, well," he said, leering offensively, "welcome to our city,
-little stranger."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm came nearer, dragging his feet, for they were almost out of
-the wrecks of his patent-leather shoes. His gaze shifted from the
-tramp's face to the stuff on the fire, his nostrils wrinkling. Then
-slowly, "I'm in trouble," he said, and held out his hands.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Wot I'd call a mild way o' puttin' it," said the tramp coolly. "That
-purticular kind o' joolry ain't gen'lly wore for pleasure."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-His eyes took on a nervous squint and roved past Mr. Trimm's stooped
-figure down the slope of the hillock.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Say, pal, how fur ahead are you of yore keeper?" he demanded, his
-manner changing.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There is no one after me&mdash;no one that I know of," explained Mr.
-Trimm. "I am quite alone&mdash;I am certain of it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sure there ain't nobody lookin' fur you?" the other persisted
-suspiciously.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I tell you I am all alone," protested Mr. Trimm. "I want your help in
-getting these&mdash;these things off and sending a message to a friend.
-You'll be well paid, very well paid. I can pay you more money than you
-ever had in your life, probably, for your help. I can
-promise&mdash;&mdash;-"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He broke off, for the tramp, as if reassured by his words, had stooped
-again to his cooking and was stirring the bubbling contents of the
-washboiler with a peeled stick. The smell of the stew, rising strongly,
-filled Mr. Trimm with such a sharp and an aching hunger that he could
-not speak for a moment. He mastered himself, but the effort left him
-shaking and gulping.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Go on, then, an' tell us somethin' about yourself," said the freckled
-man. "Wot brings you roamin' round this here railroad cut with them
-bracelets on?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I was in the wreck," obeyed Mr. Trimm. "The man with me&mdash;the
-officer&mdash;was killed. I wasn't hurt and I got away into these woods.
-But they think I'm dead too&mdash;my name was among the list of dead."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The other's peaky face lengthened in astonishment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, say!" he began. "I read all about that there wreck&mdash;seen the
-list myself&mdash;say, you can't be Trimm, the New York banker? Yes, you
-are! Wot a streak of luck! Lemme look at you! Trimm, the swell
-financier, sportin' 'round with the darbies on him all nice an' snug an'
-reg'lar! Mister Trimm&mdash;well, if this ain't rich!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My name is Trimm," said the starving banker miserably. "I've been
-wandering about here a great many hours&mdash;several days, I think it must
-be&mdash;and I need rest and food very much indeed. I don't&mdash;don't
-feel very well," he added, his voice trailing off.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At this his self-control gave way again and he began to quake violently
-as if with an ague. The smell of the cooking overcame him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You don't look so well an' that's a fact, Trimm," sneered the tramp,
-resuming his malicious, mocking air. "But set down an' make yourself at
-home, an' after a while, when this is done, we'll have a bite
-together&mdash;you an' me. It'll be a reg'lar tea party fur jest us two."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He broke off to chuckle. His mirth made him appear even more repulsive
-than before.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But looky here, you wuz sayin' somethin' about money," he said
-suddenly. "Le's take a look at all this here money."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He came over to him and went through Mr. Trimm's pockets. Mr. Trimm said
-nothing and stood quietly, making no resistance. The tramp finished a
-workmanlike search of the banker's pockets. He looked at the result as
-it lay in his grimy palm&mdash;a moist little wad of bills and some
-chicken-feed change&mdash;and spat disgustedly with a nasty oath.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, Trimm," he said, "fur a Wall Street guy seems to me you travel
-purty light. About how much did you think you'd get done fur all this
-pile of wealth?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You will be well paid," said Mr. Trimm, arguing hard; "my friend will
-see to that. What I want you to do is to take the money you have there
-in your hand and buy a cold chisel or a file&mdash;any tools that will cut
-these things off me. And then you will send a telegram to a certain
-gentleman in New York. And let me stay with you until we get an
-answer&mdash;until he comes here. He will pay you well; I promise it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He halted, his eyes and his mind again on the bubbling stuff in the
-rusted washboiler. The freckled vagrant studied him through his
-red-lidded eyes, kicking some loose embers back into the fire with his
-toe.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I've heard a lot about you one way an' another, Trimm," he said.
-"'Tain't as if you wuz some pore down-an'-out devil tryin' to beat the
-cops out of doin' his bit in stir. You're the way-up, high-an'-mighty
-kind of crook. An' from wot I've read an' heard about you, you never
-toted fair with nobody yet. There wuz that young feller, wot's his
-name?&mdash;the cashier&mdash;him that wuz tried with you. He went along
-with you in yore games an' done yore work fur you an' you let him go over
-the road to the same place you're tryin' to dodge now. Besides," he added
-cunningly, "you come here talkin' mighty big about money, yet I notice
-you ain't carryin' much of it in yore clothes. All I've had to go by is
-yore word. An' yore word ain't worth much, by all accounts."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I tell you, man, that you'll profit richly," burst out Mr. Trimm, the
-words falling over each other in his new panic. "You must help me; I've
-endured too much&mdash;I've gone through too much to give up now." He
-pleaded fast, his hands shaking in a quiver of fear and eagerness as he
-stretched them out in entreaty and his linked chain shaking with them.
-Promises, pledges, commands, orders, arguments poured from him. His
-tormentor checked him with a gesture.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You're wot I'd call a bird in the hand," he chuckled, hugging his slack
-frame, "an' it ain't fur you to be givin' orders&mdash;it's fur me. An',
-anyway, I guess we ain't a-goin' to be able to make a trade&mdash;leastwise
-not on yore terms. But we'll do business all right, all right&mdash;anyhow,
-I will."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What do you mean?" panted Mr. Trimm, full of terror. "You'll help me?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I mean this," said the tramp slowly. He put his hands under his
-loose-hanging overcoat and began to fumble at a leather strap about his
-waist. "If I turn you over to the Government I know wot you'll be worth,
-purty near, by guessin' at the reward; an' besides, it'll maybe help to
-square me up fur one or two little matters. If I turn you loose I ain't
-got nothin' only your word&mdash;an' I've got an idea how much faith I kin
-put in that."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm glanced about him wildly. There was no escape. He was fast in
-a trap which he himself had sprung. The thought of being led to jail,
-all foul of body and fettered as he was, by this filthy, smirking wretch
-made him crazy. He stumbled backward with some insane idea of running
-away.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No hurry, no hurry a-tall," gloated the tramp, enjoying the torture of
-this helpless captive who had walked into his hands. "I ain't goin' to
-hurt you none&mdash;only make sure that you don't wander off an' hurt
-yourself while I'm gone. Won't do to let you be damagin' yoreself;
-you're valuable property. Trimm, now, I'll tell you wot we'll do! We'll
-just back you up agin one of these trees an' then we'll jest slip this
-here belt through yore elbows an' buckle it around behind at the back;
-an' I kinder guess you'll stay right there till I go down yonder to that
-town that I passed comin' up here an' see wot kind of a bargain I kin
-strike up with the marshal. Come on, now," he threatened with a show of
-bluster, reading the resolution that was mounting in Mr. Trimm's face.
-"Come on peaceable, if you don't want to git hurt."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Of a sudden Mr. Trimm became the primitive man. He was filled with those
-elemental emotions that make a man see in spatters of crimson. Gathering
-strength from passion out of an exhausted frame, he sprang forward at
-the tramp. He struck at him with his head, his shoulders, his knees, his
-manacled wrists, all at once. Not really hurt by the puny assault, but
-caught by surprise, the freckled man staggered bade, clawing at the air,
-tripped on the washboiler in the fire, and with a yell vanished below
-the smooth edge of the cut.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm stole forward and looked over the bluff. Half-way down the
-cliff on an outcropping shelf of rock the man lay, face downward,
-motionless. He seemed to have grown smaller and to have shrunk into his
-clothes. One long, thin leg was bent up under the skirts of the overcoat
-in a queer, twisted way, and the cloth of the trouser leg looked
-flattened and empty. As Mr. Trimm peered down at him he saw a red stain
-spreading on the rock under the still, silent figure's head.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Trimm turned to the washboiler. It lay on its side, empty, the last
-of its recent contents sputtering out into the half-drowned fire. He
-stared at this ruin a minute. Then without another look over the cliff
-edge he stumbled slowly down the hill, muttering to himself as he went.
-Just as he struck the level it began to rain, gently at first, then
-hard, and despite the shelter of the full-leaved forest trees, he was
-soon wet through to his skin and dripped water as he lurched along
-without sense of direction and, indeed, without any active realization
-of what he was doing.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-Late that night it was still raining&mdash;a cold, steady, autumnal
-downpour. A huddled figure slowly climbed upon a low fence running about
-the house-yard of the little farm where the boy lived who got thrashed
-for losing a milk-pail. On the wet top rail, precariously perching, the
-figure slipped and sprawled forward in the miry yard. It got up,
-painfully swaying on its feet. It was Mr. Trimm, looking for food. He
-moved slowly toward the house, tottering from weakness and because of
-the slick mud underfoot; peering near-sightedly this way and that
-through the murk; starting at every sound and stopping often to listen.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The outlines of the lean-to kitchen at the back of the house were
-looming dead ahead of him when from the corner of the cottage sprang a
-small terrier. It made for Mr. Trimm, barking shrilly. He retreated
-backward, kicking at the little dog and, to hold his balance, striking
-out with short, dabby jerks of his fettered hands&mdash;they were such
-motions as the terrier itself might make trying to walk on its hindlegs.
-Still backing away, expecting every instant to feel the terrier's teeth
-in his flesh, Mr. Trimm put one foot into a hotbed with a great clatter
-of the breaking glass. He felt the sharp ends of shattered glass tearing
-and cutting his shin as he jerked free. Recovering himself, he dealt the
-terrier a lucky kick under the throat that sent it back, yowling, to
-where it had come from, and then, as a door jerked open and a
-half-dressed man jumped out into the darkness, Mr. Trimm half hobbled,
-half fell out of sight behind the woodpile.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Back and forth along the lower edge of his yard the farmer hunted, with
-the whimpering, cowed terrier to guide him, poking in dark corners with
-the muzzle of his shotgun for the unseen intruder whose coming had
-aroused the household. In a brushpile just over the fence to the east
-Mr. Trimm lay on his face upon the wet earth, with the rain beating down
-on him, sobbing with choking gulps that wrenched him cruelly, biting at
-the bonds on his wrists until the sound of breaking teeth gritted in the
-air. Finally, in the hopeless, helpless frenzy of his agony he beat his
-arms up and down until the bracelets struck squarely on a flat stone and
-the force of the blow sent the cuffs home to the last notch so that they
-pressed harder and faster than ever upon the tortured wrist bones.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When he had wasted ten or fifteen minutes in a vain search the farmer
-went shivering back indoors to dry put his wet shirt. But the groveling
-figure in the brushpile lay for a long time where it was, only stirring
-a little while the rain dripped steadily down on everything.
-</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>
-The wreck was on a Tuesday evening. Early on the Saturday morning
-following, the chief of police, who was likewise the whole of the day
-police force in the town of Westfield, nine miles from the place where
-the collision occurred, heard a peculiar, strangely weak knocking at the
-front door of his cottage, where he also had his office. The door was a
-Dutch door, sawed through the middle, so that the top half might be
-opened independently, leaving the lower panel fast. He swung this top
-half bade.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A face was framed in the opening&mdash;an indescribably dirty, unutterably
-weary face, with matted white hair and a rime of whitish beard stubble
-on the jaws. It was fallen in and sunken and it drooped on the chest of
-its owner. The mouth, swollen and pulpy, as if from repeated hard blows,
-hung agape, and between the purplish parted lips showed the stumps of
-broken teeth. The eyes blinked weakly at the chief from under lids as
-colorless as the eyelids of a corpse. The bare white head was filthy
-with plastered mud and twigs, and dripping wet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hello, there!" said the chief, startled at this apparition. "What do
-you want?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With a movement that told of straining effort the lolled head came up
-off the chest. The thin, corded neck stiffened back, rising from a
-dirty, collarless neckband. The Adam's apple bulged out prominently, as
-big as a pigeon's egg.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I have come," said the specter in a wheezing rasp of a voice which the
-chief could hardly hear, "I have come to surrender myself. I am Hobart
-W. Trimm."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I guess you got another think comin'," said the chief, who was by the
-way of being a neighborhood wag. "When last seen Hobart W. Trimm was
-only fifty-two years old. Besides which, he's dead and buried. I guess
-maybe you'd better think ag'in, grandpap, and see if you ain't
-Methus'lah or the Wanderin' Jew."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am Hobart W. Trimm, the banker," whispered the stranger with a sort
-of wan stubbornness.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Go on and prove it," suggested the chief, more than willing to prolong
-the enjoyment of the sensation. It wasn't often in Westfield that
-wandering lunatics came a-calling.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Got any way to prove it?" he repeated as the visitor stared at him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes," came the creaking, rusted hinge of a voice, "I have."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Slowly, with struggling attempts, he raised his hands into the chief's
-sight. They were horribly swollen hands, red with the dried blood where
-they were not black with the dried dirt; the fingers puffed up out of
-shape; the nails broken; they were like the skinned paws of a bear. And
-at the wrists, almost buried in the bloated folds of flesh, blackened,
-rusted, battered, yet still strong and whole, was a tightly locked pair
-of Bean's Latest Model Little Giant handcuffs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Great God!" cried the chief, transfixed at the sight. He drew the bolt
-and jerked open the lower half of the door.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come in," he said, "and lemme get them irons off of you&mdash;they must
-hurt something terrible." "They can wait," said Mr. Trimm very humbly.
-"I have worn them a long, long while, I think&mdash;I am used to them.
-Wouldn't you please get me some food first?"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_2_1" id="Footnote_2_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_1"><span class="label">[2]</span></a><i>From Irvin Cobb's The Escape of Mr. Trimm, His Plight and
-Other Plights, Copyright, 1913, by George H. Doran Company. By
-permission of the publishers.</i></p></div>
-
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 150px;">
-<img src="images/figure02.jpg" width="150" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
-<img src="images/figure06.jpg" width="400" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">
-<p class="center">PETER B. KYNE</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><i>FOREWORD</i></h4>
-
-<p>
-<i>In the days of my youth I was happy. I had no money, hence no
-responsibilities. All I had was a job with wages that never developed
-into a position with salary. However, out of my stipend I managed to buy
-a good shotgun and, each fall thereafter, a case of shells with my own
-special load for quail&mdash;one ounce of No. 9 chilled shot with
-twenty-four grains of Laflin &amp; Rand powder. In "those old days of
-the lost sunshine" I possessed also two additional treasures&mdash;the
-most wonderful and lovable shooting crony a man ever had and the finest
-little English setter any man ever killed a quail over. My pal presented
-me with this dog because he loved me; moreover, he had a weakness for
-pointers and owned a bitch named Lou.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Lee Clark and his good dog Lou! What memories they evoke! As I write
-the years fall away and Lee and Lou and Dick and I are quail-hunting in
-the hills of California. I see a little swale covered with stunted sage,
-blackberry bushes and dried nettles, and the dogs are questing through
-it. Lee Clark is on one side of this swale and I am on the other, and
-for a moment the dogs are invisible to me. Then, borne to me on the
-crisp October air, comes Lee's voice</i>:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"<i>Point!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>I move fifteen or twenty feet. I am in no hurry, for I know those
-dogs. It is a matter of personal honor with them not to break point.
-Presently I see them. Little lemon-and-white Lou has found the bird, and
-Dicky thorough little gentleman that he was, is honoring her point! Lee
-walks down to his dog; the quail lies close. "Good old Lou," Lee says,
-and stoops to give her the caress she craves. Then he kicks out the
-bird&mdash;for me! (Lee was like that. He would never kill a bird over
-his own dog's point while his field companion stood by, nor could any
-protest move him from this exhibition of his inherent graciousness and
-courtesy.) So I fire&mdash;and miss&mdash;and then at forty yards Lee
-gets the bird, and Lou trots sedately down and picks the little
-feathered martyr up very gently, scarcely disturbing a feather, and
-carries the trophy uphill to Lee. As I write, with twenty years behind
-me, I tan see her yet, her tail and rear end swishing pridefully and her
-beautiful eyes abeam with love; she is even trying to smile with the
-bird in her mouth!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Lee takes the bird from her and tucks it in his hunting-coat pocket.
-Then he strokes Lou's head and says: "Good girl," and Lou licks his hand
-and scurries away to find another bird. And this time she points so
-close to me that Lee calls cheerily to me to kick the bird out and kill
-it. I do&mdash;and again Lou retrieves the bird. But she does not bring it
-to her master this time. Ah, no! Lou is wiser than that. She brings it to
-me, for she knows it is my bird!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Meanwhile Dick is frozen on another bird! And so it goes. At noon we
-rest under an oak beside a creek, and over a barbecued steak and a
-bottle of good wine, discuss the morning shoot and the prospects of as
-good shooting in the afternoon. And late that night we drive home in the
-moonlight in an old side-bar buggy, with Dick curled up in back and Lou
-in her master's lap, with her muzzle in his hand . . .</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Well, there will never be another Dick or another Lou or another
-gallant, kindly, unselfish, understanding friend and shooting crony like
-Lee Clark. A fiend stole Dick from me and Lou died in puppy-birth; when
-Lee told me about it he wept, and I honored him for his tears. And then
-the pressure of life commenced to be felt. After twelve years of Lou,
-Lee Clark could not accustom himself to other dogs&mdash;and the
-hopelessness of finding another Lou was quite apparent, for Lou had been
-one of those rare dogs that do not require training! And I could never
-find another Dicky and had no place to keep him if I had. I became an
-author and married, and a multitude of interests claimed us, and we gave
-up quail-shooting, although every few years we meet and talk bravely
-about the necessity for renewing our youth afield.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>A man who has trained field dogs for me has much of Lee Clark in him,
-and that man's wife is a rare good sport. One day I went to his kennels,
-and he showed me a five-year-old setter that had been the unbeautiful
-runt of his litter. He called this dog Jeff, and Jeff was a failure. His
-litter mates had made field trial history but Jeff was so little and
-homely, nobody had ever wanted him, and he had never been trained. He
-was a stud dog.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>He was the reincarnation of my lost Dick! I bought him for a hundred
-and twenty-five dollars, and ignoring the theory that you cannot teach
-an old dog new tricks, I had Jeff trained. He was such a bright,
-cunning, fast little old man of a dog that the trainer, who names my
-dogs after the heroes and heroines of my stories, renamed him Cappy
-Ricks and registered him by that name. Cappy Ricks did not win in the
-field trials that year, but he lost on a hair-line decision and after an
-exhibition of bird work that made him great, even in defeat, and brought
-me offers of far more than I had spent on him from men who knew a real
-dog when they saw one. Well, I have bought many dogs, but I have never
-sold one, and I never shall . . . too much like selling old Uncle Tom
-down the river! So Cappy is rounding out his years questing through the
-alfalfa field at my ranch for quail that aren't there. However, I gave
-him his chance, for dead Dick's sake, and he made good, and I hope he
-enjoyed it.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>So I wrote a story about Cappy and a fictitious trainer and his wife,
-because field dog trainers and the field dog "fancy" are different from
-all other sportsmen. And when my little story had been written and my
-editor, Ray Long, asked me what I was going to call it, I had a swift
-and poignant vision of a lovely October morning in the hills of
-California. There was a little swale grown over with stunted sage,
-blackberry vines and dried nettles, and in the cover Lou was standing at
-point, with Dick honoring her; from across the swale I heard again the
-voice of the best friend and the best field companion any man ever had.
-And he was calling warningly</i>:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"<i>Point!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Yes, this story is dedicated to Lee Clark and his good dog, Lou!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="chap03"></a></h4>
-
-<h4>POINT<a name="FNanchor_3_1" id="FNanchor_3_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_1" class="fnanchor">[3]</a>
-<br /><br />
-BY PETER B. KYNE</h4>
-
-<p>
-Little Old Dan Pelly occupied a position in life analogous to that of a
-tragedian who aspires to play comedy rĂ´les. By reason of early
-environment, natural inclination and years of practice, he was a dog
-trainer; now, in the sunset of his rather futile life, he was a cross
-between a chicken raiser, farmer and dreamer of old dreams that had to
-do mostly with dogs and good quail cover. In a word, old Dan was not
-happy, and this morning as he sat on a fallen scrub oak tree on the
-highest point on his alleged ranch and gazed off into Little Antelope
-Valley, he almost wished that a merciful Providence would waft him out
-of this cold world.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The Indians had the right idea of a hereafter," mused Dan Pelly. "To
-them the next world was a happy hunting ground. This world is no longer
-fit for a white man to live in. It's getting too civilized. Travel as
-far as you will for good trout-fishing and upland hunting and you'll
-find some scrub there ahead of you in a flivver. Get out on your own
-ground at dawn on the day the shooting season opens&mdash;and you'll find
-empty shotgun shells a week old. Tim, old pal, the more I see of some
-men the more I love you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tim&mdash;or, to accord him his registered name. Tiny Tim&mdash;ran his
-cool muzzle into Dan Pelly's horny palm and rested it there. Just rested
-it and spoke never a word, for Tiny Tim was one of those rare dogs who
-know when their masters are troubled of soul and forbear to weary their
-loved ones with unnecessary outbursts of affection or sympathy. He
-leaned his shoulder against Dan's knee and rested his muzzle in Dan's
-hand as who should say: "Well, man alone is vile. Here I am and I'll
-stick, depend upon it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tiny Tim was an English setter and the last surviving son of Keepsake,
-the greatest bitch Dan Pelly had ever seen or owned. Dan had wept when
-an envious scoundrel had poisoned her the night before a field trial up
-Bakersfield way. All of her puppies out of Kenwood Boy had survived, and
-all had made history in dogdom. Three of them had been placed&mdash;one,
-two, three&mdash;in the Derby. The other two had been the runners-up, and
-the least promising of these runners-up had been Tiny Tim.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tim had been the runt of the litter and as if his physical deficiency
-had not been sufficient handicap, he had grown into a singularly
-unbeautiful dog. He had a butterfly nose, one black ear, a solid white
-coat with the exception of a black spot as big as a man's hand just over
-the root of his tail; and his tail was his crowning misfortune. Dog
-fanciers like a setter with a merry tail, but Tiny Tim carried his very
-low when he ran that Derby, and he had never carried it very high since.
-As if to offset the tragedy of his tail, however, Tiny Tim ran with a
-high head, for he had, tucked away in that butterfly nose, a pair of
-olfactory nerves that carried him unerringly to birdy ground. He could
-always manage to locate a bird lying close in cover that had been
-thoroughly prospected by other dogs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Dan Pelly had sold Tiny Tim's litter mates at a fancy figure after that
-memorable Derby, but for homely Tiny Tim there were no bidders; so Dan
-Pelly expressed him back to the kennels. He was homely and lacked style
-and dash in his bird work; he appeared a bit nervous and uncertain and
-inclined to limit his range, and it seemed to Dan that as a field trial
-prospect he was so much inferior to other dogs that it was scarcely
-worth while spending any time or money on his education. However, he did
-have a grand nose; when he grew older Dan hoped he might outgrow his
-nervousness and be steadier to shot and wing; in view of his undoubted
-instinct for birds, it seemed the part of wisdom to make a "plug"
-shooting dog of him. Every dog trainer keeps such an animal, if not for
-his own use then for the use of stout old bank presidents and of retired
-brewers whose idea of the sport of hunting is to come home with "the
-limit." A grand hunting dog means little in the lives of such
-"sportsmen"; they want a dog that will work close to the gun, thus
-enabling them to proceed leisurely, as becomes a fat man. It is no
-pleasure to them to be forced to walk down a steep hill, clamber across
-a deep gully and climb the opposite hill to kill a bird their dog has
-been pointing for fifteen or twenty minutes. It is reserved for
-idealists like old Dan Pelly to thrill to the work of a dog like that.
-The dead bird is a secondary consideration.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So Tiny Tim had been sent back to the kennel, and now, in his fifth
-year, he was still on Dan Pelly's hands. But that was no fault of Tiny
-Tim's. And he had never again been entered in a field trial. That was no
-fault of his, either. Dan Pelly had merely gone out of the dog business,
-and Tiny Tim, his last dog and best beloved, was neither a field trial
-dog nor yet a potterer for fat bankers and retired brewers who came down
-to Dan Pelly's place for a week-end shoot in the season. No, Tiny Tim
-had never achieved that disgrace. Dan Pelly had given up dog training
-and dog boarding and dog raising and dog trading after his return from
-that field trial where old Keepsake's litter had brought him more money
-than he had ever seen at any one time before. Consequently, Tiny Tim was
-Dan's own shooting dog and Dan had trained him not for filthy lucre but
-for that love and companionship for a good dog which idealists of the
-Dan Pelly type can never repress.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tiny Tim had known but one master, and but one code of sportsmanship; he
-responded to but one set of signals; he had never been curbed in his
-range or speed; he had never been scolded or shouted at or beaten, but
-he had received much of love and caressing and praise. He had been fed
-properly, housed properly, wormed regularly every three months, bathed
-every Saturday afternoon and brushed and combed almost every day, and as
-a result he was an extremely healthy dog, albeit a small dog, even among
-small, field type English setters. Dan Pelly loved him just a little bit
-more because he was a runt and because, though royally bred, his bearing
-was a bit ignoble.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll have none of your bench type setters," Dan was wont to remark when
-speaking of setters. "I could weep from just lookin' at them&mdash;the poor
-boobs, with their domed foreheads and their sad, bloodshot eyes and
-dribbling chops. Too heavy and slow for anybody but a fat man. An hour's
-hard going of a warm day and they're done. I'll have a light, neat
-little setter for a long, hard, drivin' day of it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Dan Pelly's choice of dog was an index to his character. He, too, was a
-light, compact little man, with something of a lost dog's wistfulness
-about him. Dan didn't like pointers. They were too aggressive, too
-headstrong, too noisy for him. The sight of a bulldog or a bull terrier
-or an Airedale made him angry, for such dogs could always be depended
-upon to pounce upon a shooting dog and worry him. Toy dogs depressed
-him. They seemed so unworthy of human attention and moreover they had no
-brains.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This morning Dan Pelly was more than ordinarily unhappy. He needed five
-hundred dollars worse than he needed salvation . . .
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And only the day before while he and Tim had been working a patch of low
-cover just off the county road, a man in a very expensive automobile
-driven by a liveried chauffeur had paused in the road to watch them.
-Presently Tim had made one of those spectacular points which always give
-a real dog lover a thrill. In mid-air, while leaping over a small bush,
-he had caught the scent of a quail crouching close under that bush. He
-had landed with his body half turned toward the bush, his head had swung
-around and there he had stood, "frozen." Dan had walked up, kicked the
-bird out, waited until the quail was forty yards away and fired.
-Meanwhile Tim had broken point and, head up, was following the flushed
-bird with anxious eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As the gun barked the bird flinched slightly but did not reduce its
-speed. Wings spread stiffly, it sailed away out of sight and Dan Pelly,
-seeing himself watched by the man in the motor car, grinned
-deprecatingly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Missed him a mile," he called.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You let him get too far away before you fired," the stranger replied
-with that hearty camaraderie which always obtains between lovers of
-upland shooting.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My gun is a full choke; I can kill nicely with it at fifty yards, but I
-like to give the birds a chance for their white alley so I never shoot
-under forty yards."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Grand point your little setter made then. Steady to flush and shot,
-too. Homely little rascal, but man, he's a dog! I must have a look at
-him, if you don't mind, my friend." And he got out of the car.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Certainly, sir. Come, Timmy, lad. Shake hands with the gentleman."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But Tiny Tim had other and more important matters to attend to. He was
-racing at full speed after that departing bird. Dan whistled him to
-halt, but Tim paid no attention. He crossed a gentle rise of ground and
-disappeared on the other side. He was out of sight for about five
-minutes; then he appeared again on the crest and came jogging sedately
-back to Dan Pelly. In his mouth he held tenderly a wounded quail.
-Straight to Dan Pelly he came, and as he advanced he twisted his little
-body sinuously and arched and lowered his shoulders and flipped his tail
-from side to side and smiled with his eyes. In effect he said: "Dan, you
-didn't think you hit that bird, but I saw him flinch ever so little.
-I've had a lot of experience in such matters and experience has taught
-me that a bird hit like that will fly a couple of hundred yards and then
-drop. So I kept my eye on this one and sure enough just as he reached
-the top of that little rise I saw him settle rather abruptly. So I went
-over and nosed around and picked up his trail. He had an injured
-wing&mdash;numbed, probably&mdash;and he was down and running to beat the
-band. It's sporty to chase a runner, because if we don't get him, Dan, a
-weasel will."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The stranger looked at the bird in Tim's mouth and then he looked at Dan
-Pelly. "Well, I'll be swindled!" he declared. "If I live to be a million
-years old I'll never see a prettier piece of bird work than that. The
-dog's human."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes, he's a right nice little feller," Dan declared pridefully. "Timmy,
-boy, take the bird to the gentleman and then shake hands with him."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Timmy looked at the stranger, who smiled at him, so he walked sedately
-to the latter and gently dropped the frightened bird into his hand. Not
-a feather had been disturbed; not a tooth had marred the tender flesh.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The stranger reached down and twigged Tiny Tim's nose; then he tugged
-his ear a little, said "Good dog" and stroked Tim's head. Tim extended a
-paw to be shaken. They were friends.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Want to sell this dog, my friend?" the newcomer demanded.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, no! Timmy's the only dog I have left. He's just my little shooting
-dog and I'm right fond of him. He has a disposition that sweet, sir,
-you've never seen the beat of it. If I sold Timmy I'd never dare come
-home. My wife would take the rolling pin to me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll give you two hundred and fifty dollars for him."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Timmy isn't for sale, sir."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Not enough money, eh? Well, I don't blame you. If Timmy was my dog five
-thousand dollars wouldn't touch him. It was worth that to me to see him
-perform. Let me see him work this cover, if you please." To Tiny Tim:
-"All right, boy. Root 'em out. Lots of birds in here yet."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The dog was off like a streak. Suddenly he paused, sniffing up-wind,
-swung slowly left and slowly right, trotted forward a few paces and
-halted, head up, tail swinging excitedly, every muscle aquiver.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's dry as tinder and the birds don't lay close. He's on to some
-running birds now, sir. Watch him road 'em to heavier cover and then
-point."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Instead, they flushed. Tim watched them interestedly, marked where they
-had settled, moved gingerly forward&mdash;and froze on a single that had
-failed to flush. Dan Pelly handed the stranger his gun. "Perhaps, sir,"
-he said with his wistful smile, "you might enjoy killing a bird over
-Timmy's point."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This was the apotheosis of field courtesy. The stranger took the gun,
-smiling his thanks, walked over to Tiny Tim, kicked out the bird and
-missed him. Tim glanced once at the bird and promptly dismissed him from
-consideration. He made a wide cast to come up on the spot where he had
-seen the flushed covey settle.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Point!" called Dan Pelly. This time the stranger killed his bird, which
-Tim retrieved in handsome style.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He brought the dead bird to me!" the stranger shouted. "Did you notice
-that? He brought it to me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Of course. It's your bird. You killed it. Timmy knows that. It wouldn't
-be mannerly of him to bring it to me. I see you appreciate a good
-shooting dog, sir. I suppose, living in the city and a busy man, you
-don't get much afield. There's a lot of birds scattered in this cover.
-Have a little shoot over Timmy. I have four birds and that's enough for
-our supper. I'll sit down under this oak tree and have a smoke."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"That's devilish sporting of you, my friend. Thank you very much." And
-the stranger hurried away after Tiny Tim. He was an incongruous figure
-in that patch of cover, what with his derby hat and overcoat, and he
-seemed to realize this, for he shed both, stuffed a dozen cartridges
-into his pockets&mdash;he was far too big a man to wear Dan Pelly's
-disreputable old hunting jacket&mdash;and hurried away after Tiny Tim. From
-the far corner of the field Dan presently heard a merry fusillade, and
-in about fifteen minutes his guest returned with half a dozen quail and
-Tiny Tim trotting at his heels.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll give you a thousand dollars for Timmy, my friend," was his first
-announcement. "Why, he works for me as if I were his master."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You're the first man except his master who has ever shot over him,"
-Pelly replied proudly. "Sorry, but Timmy is not for sale."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll bet nobody has ever offered you a thousand dollars for him. Here's
-my card, Mr.&mdash; er&mdash;er&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Dan Pelly's my name, sir."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Pelly, and if you change your mind, wire me collect and I'll send a
-man down with the cash and you can send the dog back by him."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Dan took the card. The stranger thanked him and departed with his quail
-in his expensive car.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And this morning Dan Pelly sat at the highest point on his so-called
-ranch and looked down into Little Antelope Valley and was unhappy. He
-needed five hundred dollars to meet a mortgage; he could get a thousand
-dollars within twenty-four hours by sending a telegram collect to the man
-who had admired Tiny Tim&mdash;and he didn't have the courage to send the
-telegram. In fact, he hadn't had sufficient courage to tell Martha, his
-wife, of the stranger's offer. Martha was made of sterner stuff than her
-husband and a terrible panic of fear had seized Dan at the mere thought
-of telling her. What if she should accept the thousand dollars?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Dan loaded his pipe and smoked ruminatively. He thought of his wasted
-and futile life. Twenty-five years wasted as a professional dog trainer.
-Faugh! And all he had to show for it was a host of memories, sweet and
-bitter; sweet as he remembered the dear days afield with good dogs and
-good fellows, the thrill of many a hard-fought field trial; bitter as he
-thought of dogs he had loved and which had been sold or poisoned or died
-of old age or disease; bitterer still as he reflected that he and Martha
-had come to a childless old age with naught between them and the county
-poor farm save a thousand acres of rough sage-covered land which, with
-the exception of about twenty-five acres of rich, sub-irrigated bottom
-land, was worthless save as a training ground for dogs. It had numerous
-springs on it, good cover and just enough scrub oaks to form safe
-roosting places for quail. It was a rather decent little game preserve
-and occasionally Dan made a few dollars by granting old customers the
-privilege of a shoot on it. He ran about a hundred head of goats on it,
-while in the bottom land he and Martha eked out a precarious existence
-with a few chickens and turkeys, a few hogs, a few stands of bees, three
-cows, a couple of horses and Tiny Tim. For Tim was known to a few dog
-fanciers as the last of the old Keepsake-Kenwood Boy strain in the state
-and not infrequently they sent their bitches to Tiny Tim's court.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Poor Martha! Hers had not been a very happy life with Dan Pelly. A dog
-trainer is&mdash;a dog trainer. He can't very well be anything else because
-God has made him so. And in his heart of hearts he doesn't want to be.
-He trains dogs ostensibly for money but in reality because he loves them
-and the job affords him a legitimate excuse to be afield with them, to
-enjoy their society and that of the jovial devotees of upland
-game-shooting. Dan Pelly wasn't an ambitious man. He had no desire to
-dip coupons or wear fine raiment; his taste in automobiles went no
-further than an old ruin he had picked up for two hundred dollars for
-the purpose of carting his dogs around in the days before Martha took
-over the handling of the Pelly fortunes, when Dan had had dogs to cart
-around.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The crux of the situation was this. Dog trainers are so busy with their
-dogs that they neglect to send out bills for board and training, and the
-men who can afford to buy expensive dogs and have them boarded and
-trained seldom think of their dogs until fall. Then they pay the bill
-and sometimes wonder why it is so large. In a word, the income of a dog
-trainer is never what one might term staggering, and it is more or less
-uncertain.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Martha had grown weary of this uncertainty and when distemper for the
-second time had cleaned out Dan Pelly's kennels, taking all of his own
-dogs with the exception of Tiny Tim and either killing or ruining the
-dogs of his customers, Mrs. Pelly felt that it was time to act. She knew
-it would be years before Dan's old customers would send dogs to him
-again. Friendship and a reputation as a great trainer are undoubtedly
-first aids to a dog trainer's success, but men who love their dogs
-hesitate to send them to a kennel where the germs of virulent distemper
-are known to exist. It was up to Dan Pelly to burn his old kennels and
-build new ones far removed from the location of the old. He could not
-afford to do this and since Martha was desirous of seeing him engage in
-something more constructive, Dan Pelly had gone out of business and
-become a farmer in the trifling manner heretofore described.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Martha told him she was weary of dogs. She had shed too many tears over
-dead favorites; she had assisted at too many operations for the cure of
-canker of the ear, fistula, tumor and cancer, broken legs, smashed toes
-and cuts from barbed wire. She was already too learned in the gentle art
-of healing mange and exorcising tapeworms. She loved dogs, but to have
-thirty pointers and setters set up a furious barking whenever a stranger
-appeared at the Pelly farm had finally "gotten on her nerves." She
-understood Dan better than he understood himself and she knew how bitter
-was the sacrifice she demanded; yet she realized that she must be firm
-and lead Daniel in the way he must go, else would they come to want and
-misery in a day when Dan would be too old to tramp over hill and dale
-training dogs. Dan had readily consented to her
-direction&mdash;particularly after she had wept a little. Poor Martha!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-From where he sat Dan Pelly could this morning see great activity on the
-floor of Little Antelope Valley, just below him. Half a dozen men on
-horseback were riding backward and forward and at least a dozen white
-specks that Dan Pelly knew for hunting dogs were ranging here and there
-among the low sage cover.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The first arrivals for the Pacific Coast Field Trials, and they're out
-on the grounds, looking them over and seeing how their dogs behave.
-Three days from now they'll be running the Derby, and after that the All
-Age Stake. Ah, Timmy lad, if we two could only go to a field trial
-again! How like old times it would be, Timmy! We'd be down at the
-station to greet all the gentlemen coming in for the trials, and then
-we'd be crowding around the baggage car watching the dogs in their
-crates bein' lifted out. And we'd be peekin' through the air-holes in
-the crates to see whether they'd be setters or pointers, and if setters,
-whether they'd be English or Irish. And then the banquet up at the hotel
-the night before the Derby and the toastmaster rappin' for order and
-sayin': 'Gentlemen, we have with us tonight one of the Old Guard, Dan
-Pelly. Dan is going to tell us something about the field trials of other
-days&mdash;other days and other dogs. Gentlemen&mdash;old Dan Pelly.'
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, Tim my lad, we're out of it. Think, Timmy, if we two were driving
-out to Antelope Valley in the morning, with you in my lap, and the
-entrance fee up and me wild with excitement, if you were paired say with
-a dog like Manitoba Rap or Fischel's Frank or Mary Montrose or Ringing
-Bells or Robert the Devil&mdash;any one of the big ones, eh, Timmy? No,
-Timmy, I wouldn't be excited. They're all great dogs. Didn't Mary
-Montrose win the All America three times&mdash;the only dog in the world
-that ever proved her championship caliber three times?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But Timmy lad, you'd run circles around her. You might run with a low
-head and a dead tail&mdash;though your head is high and your tail is
-none so low as it was in the Derby, when you were a wee puppy and
-nervous and frightened&mdash;but you'd make the judges notice you,
-Timmy. You'd show them dash and range and speed and style and brains;
-steady to flush, steady to shot, steady to command, no false pointing,
-no roading birds to a flush if you could help it, picking up singles on
-ground the other dog thought he had covered, marking where the flushed
-coveys settle and picking them up again. Ah, Timmy dog, it's breaking my
-heart to hide your light under a bushel basket. I owe it to you to let
-men that know and can appreciate a good dog see you work. Of the
-hundreds of dogs I've owned, of the thousand I've trained since boyhood,
-you are the king of them all. God help me, Timmy, I gave Martha my word
-I'd never attend another field trial or handle another dog in one,
-either for myself or another. We're whipped, Timmy. Whipped to a
-frazzle."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tiny Tim leaned a little closer and licked the palm of Dan's hand. He
-was an understanding little dog. Even when Dan finally heaved slowly to
-his feet and started down the hillside toward home, Tiny Tim followed at
-his heels, forbearing to follow his natural instinct, which was to frisk
-ahead of Dan far and wide and attend to the business for which he really
-had been created.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Arrived at the house Dan encountered with a sheepish glance the
-searching one of his wife.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Where have you been, Dan?" she queried.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, takin' a little walk," he replied.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She sat down beside him on the porch and put her arm around his neck.
-"Hard to be out of it, isn't it, dear?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's hard to think that a dog like Timmy shouldn't have his chance,
-Martha. Why not make an exception to our agreement in this one case? I'm
-sure I could win the All Age Stake with him. The entrance fee is
-twenty-five dollars and there'll be upwards of forty dogs entered.
-That'll be a thousand-dollar purse, divided five hundred, three-fifty
-and a hundred and fifty. Might win first prize and be able to pay the
-mortgage. Somehow I got a notion the bank won't renew the loan."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Martha's eyes were as wistful as her husband's but hers was a far more
-resolute nature. She kept her bargains and expected others to keep
-theirs; she knew the weakness of Dan Pelly. If he should go down to the
-field trials and enter Tiny Tim, he would meet old friends and old
-customers. It was four years since he had quit the game&mdash;long enough
-for men to forget those distemper germs and take another chance on Dan, for
-Dan's fame as a trainer was almost national. Somebody would be certain
-to ask him to train a Derby or Futurity prospect for next fall, or to
-handle a string of dogs in the Manitoba chicken trials.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And Dan was weak. He was one of those men who could never quite say no
-as if he meant it. Let him go down to dogdom and he would be back in the
-game again as deep as ever within a year. Decidedly (thought Martha)
-they couldn't afford to go over that ground again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes," Dan sighed, "it's a pity Timmy can't have his chance. He never
-was a kennel-raised dog. He's been allowed to rove and roam and he's
-hunted so much on his own I don't really understand why he hasn't been
-spoiled. But the exercise and experience he's had in one year exceed
-that of most dogs in a lifetime. He's little, but he's well muscled and
-tough and can hold his speed long after other dogs have slowed up. I
-wish he could have his chance, Martha."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Martha felt herself slipping, so, to avoid that catastrophe, she left
-Dan and entered the house.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-All day long Dan sat on the porch, glooming and grieving. Having the
-field trials held practically at his own door was a sore temptation. Dan
-dwelt in Gethsemane. All day he suffered until finally, being human, he
-was tempted beyond his strength and fell. About four o'clock, while
-Martha was busy feeding the chickens, locking them up and gathering
-eggs, Dan Pelly sneaked into the house, donned his Sunday suit,
-abstracted the sum of fifty dollars from Martha's cache in the tomato
-can back of the jars of preserves on the back porch, cranked his
-prehistoric automobile and with Tiny Tim on the seat behind him fled to
-the fleshpots. He left a note on the dining-room table for Martha.
-</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>
-Dear Martha:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Can't stand it any longer. Timmy <i>must</i> have his chance. It's for his
-sake, dear. I've robbed you of your egg money, but I <i>know</i> you'll
-have it back tomorrow.
-</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 50%;">Your loving</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 60%;">DAN.</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p>
-Dan Pelly felt like a criminal as he rattled down the dusty country
-lane. But if he could only have seen Martha's face as she read his note!
-She laughed at first and then her eyes grew moist. "Poor old Dan!" she
-murmured to the cat. "I'm so glad he defied me. It proves he's a human
-being. I'm so grateful to him for his weakness. He didn't force me to a
-decision."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Arrived in town Dan Pelly parked his car at the village square, went to
-the local hotel and engaged a room. He registered, "Dan Pelly and his
-dog, Tiny Tim." Before he could go up to the room he was seen and
-recognized by the secretary of the field trial club, Major Christensen.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hello, Dan, you old fossil. When did they dig you up?" the Major
-saluted him affably. "Back in the game again?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, no," Dan replied. "Just blew in to look 'em over. Got a son of old
-Keepsake and Kenwood Boy here. Thought I'd start him in fast company and
-see if he has any class. He's just a plug shooting dog."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well," the Major answered, looking Tim over with a critical and
-disapproving glance, "it'll cost you twenty-five dollars to glean that
-information, Dan." He took out an entry blank; Dan filled it out and
-returned it together with the entrance fee. Next he visited the hotel
-kitchen, where he did business with the chef and procured for Tiny Tim a
-hearty ration of lamb, stew with vegetables, after which he took the
-little dog up to his room. Tim sprang into bed immediately, curled up
-and went to sleep.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That night Dan attended the banquet. Old friends were there, fellow
-trainers, trainers he had never met before, with dogs from Canada to the
-Gulf, from Maine to California. It was an exceedingly doggy party and
-poor old starved Dan reveled in it. He was living again, and under the
-stimulus of the unusual excitement and a couple of nips of contraband
-Scotch whisky he made the speech of his career, ripped the Fish and Game
-Commission up the back and ended by going upstairs and bringing Tiny Tim
-down in his arms to exhibit him to those around the festal board as the
-only real dog he had ever owned.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He'll win every heat in which he's entered," Dan bragged, "and he'll
-win in the finals. He looks like a mutt, but oh, boy, watch his smoke!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When the drawing for the next day's events took place, Dan discovered
-that Tiny Tim had been paired with a famous old pointer from Nevada,
-known as Colonel Dorsey. Dan knew there were better dogs than Colonel
-Dorsey, but they weren't very plentiful, and under the able handling of
-a veteran trainer, Alf Wilkes, Dan knew Tiny Tim would have to extend
-himself to center the attention of the judges on his performance. To
-have Tim paired with Colonel Dorsey pleased Dan greatly, however, for if
-Tim merely succeeded in running a dead heat with the Colonel, that meant
-that Tim and the Colonel would fight it out together in the finals; for
-Colonel Dorsey was, in the opinion of all present, the class of the
-entries; he was in excellent form and condition and as full of ginger
-and go as a runaway horse.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A gentleman who had arrived too late for the banquet came shouldering
-his way through the crowd in the hotel lobby just after the drawing. Dan
-recognized in him the gentleman who had offered him a thousand dollars
-for Tiny Tim that day in the patch of cover by the side of the road. He
-came smiling up to Dan Pelly and shook his hand heartily.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm the owner of Colonel Dorsey," he announced. "It'll be a barrel of
-fun to run my dog against Tiny Tim. A sporting dog owned and handled by
-a sportsman. Mr. Pelly, we're going to have a race."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I hope so, sir," said Dan simply. "I want Timmy to have a foeman worthy
-of his steel, as the feller says."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He will," the other promised.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He did. They were put down in a wide flat with a little watercourse
-running through the center of it. The cover was low, stunted sage,
-affording excellent cover for the birds and opportunities for them to
-sneak away from a dog without being seen, for there was not much open
-space between the sage bushes. They were away together, headed for the
-watercourse, Colonel Dorsey in the lead.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Suddenly Tiny Tim stopped dead and commenced to road at right angles,
-coming up into the wind. The Colonel pressed eagerly on and flushed, but
-was steady to flush. So was Tiny Tim. A moment later the Colonel pointed
-and Tiny Tim, standing in the open, honored the Colonel's point
-beautifully, but broke point after a minute of waiting and scouted off
-on a wide cast. The Colonel held his point and his handler, coming up,
-attempted to flush. The point was barren. Undoubtedly the bird had been
-there but had run out.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Colonel's owner, who had been following the judges in a buckboard
-with Dan Pelly in the seat beside him, looked at his guest. "I own a
-colonel, but you own a general, Mr. Pelly. Your dog is handling his
-birds better than mine."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Point!" came a hoarse shout from the direction in which Tim had gone.
-He had come back on his cast and was down in the watercourse on point.
-Dan Pelly got out of the buckboard and flushed a double, at the same
-time firing over the birds. Tim was absolutely stanch to shot and flush.
-He looked disappointed because no dead bird rewarded his efforts, but
-immediately pressed on up the gully. Dan Pelly thrilled. He knew the
-birds would lie close in this cover and that Tim would run up a heavy
-score. He did. Point after point he scored and always a single was
-flushed. When he had made nineteen points on single birds the whistle
-blew and the dogs were taken up.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Colonel Dorsey, ranging wide, had shown speed, style and dash but had
-found no birds. Tim had made but one cast but it was sufficient to show
-that he, too, had speed and range, albeit his style was nothing to brag
-about. But he had performed the function for which bird dogs are bred.
-He had found game and handled it in a masterly manner. The dogs were
-down forty minutes and both were fresh when taken up. The judges awarded
-the heat to Tiny Tim.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Colonel Dorsey's owner slapped old Dan Pelly on the back. "I came a long
-way for a splendid thrashing," he admitted gallantly. "However, the
-Colonel was out of luck. He got off into barren territory and rather
-wasted his time. We'll meet again in the finals."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And it was even so. Three days later Tiny Tim again faced the Colonel,
-who in the succeeding heats had given marvelous performances and
-disposed of his antagonists in a most decisive manner. But likewise so
-had Tiny Tim.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It was a battle from start to finish. Both dogs got on birdy ground at
-once and worked it thoroughly, and at the finish there was little to
-choose between them. Tim had two more points to his credit and no
-flushes; the Colonel had one flush, due to eagerness at the start, and
-he had failed to honor one of Tim's points. These errors appeared to
-offset Tim's lack of style, but the latter's marvelous bird work could
-not be gainsaid; and remembering the decisive manner in which the little
-setter had disposed of the Colonel in the initial heat, the judges
-awarded the All Age Stake, which carried with it the Pacific Coast
-championship, to Tiny Tim and Dan Pelly retired to the hotel richer by
-five hundred dollars and a silver loving cup. That afternoon he paid two
-hundred and fifty dollars on the mortgage and had it renewed for another
-year. Then he wrote a letter to Martha, bought a neat crate for Tiny Tim
-and&mdash;started down the field trial circuit.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In some ways&mdash;notably dog ways&mdash;Dan Pelly was a weak vessel.
-He lacked the moral courage to come home and be good forever after.
-Timmy was so much better in big company than he had anticipated that
-should it mean death to both of them, Dan Pelly simply had to try him
-out in Oregon on pheasant. Poor Timmy had never seen a pheasant, and it
-was such a shame to deny him this great adventure.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So the next Martha heard of Dan was a wire to the effect that Timmy had
-taken second place in the trials on pheasant at Lebanon, Oregon. A week
-later came another telegram, informing her that Timmy had taken first
-money in the Washington field trials, handling Hungarian partridge for
-the first time. A letter followed and Martha read:
-</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>
-Dear Wife:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-I don't suppose you will ever believe me again now that I have broke my
-word to you and run away. I don't seem to be able to help myself. Timmy
-is wonderful. I've got to go on to try him on chicken in Manitoba and
-then the International and the All America. I enclose $500.
-</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 30%;">With love from Timmy and</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 40%;">Your devoted husband,</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 60%;">DAN PELLY.</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p>
-Timmy was third on prairie chicken. Everybody said his performance was
-marvelous in view of his total ignorance of this splendid game, so Dan
-Pelly did not think it worth while to advertise the fact that he had
-introduced Timmy to two crippled chickens the day before in order that
-he might know their scent when he ran on to it. The International in
-Montana was won by Timmy, and Dan's cup of happiness overflowed when the
-judges handed him his trophies and a check for a thousand dollars.
-Colonel Dorsey gave him a stiff run but the best the Colonel could do
-was second place.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And then came the never to be forgotten day down in Kentucky when Timmy
-went in on bobwhite quail for the All America, the field trial classic
-of the Western Hemisphere. Timmy was at home again on quail. He had some
-bad luck before he learned about bobwhite's peculiarities, but he had
-enough wins to put him in the finals, and at the finish he was cast off
-with a little Llewellyn bitch whose performance made Dan Pelly's heart
-skip a beat or two. Nothing except Timmy's age and years of experience
-enabled him to win over her; up to the last moments of the race
-predictions were freely made that it would be a dead heat.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But just before the whistle blew, Timmy roaded a small cover to a stanch
-point&mdash;the sole find made during the heat&mdash;and Dan Pelly went
-home with Timmy and more money than he had ever seen before in his life
-except in a bank; although better to wistful little Dan was the
-knowledge that he had bred, raised, trained and handled the most
-consistent winner and the most spectacularly outstanding bird dog
-champion in North America. Old Keepsake and her wonderful consort,
-Kenwood Boy, had transmitted their great qualities to their son, and Dan
-knew, in view of Tiny Tim's great record over the field trial circuit,
-how much in demand would be the puppies from that strain. Please God,
-Timmy might live long enough to perpetuate his great qualities in his
-offspring.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Dan's return was not a triumphal one. He felt like anything except a
-conquering hero. Indeed, he felt mean and low and untrustworthy; he had
-to call on a reserve store of courage in order to face Martha and
-explain his dastardly conduct in appropriating her fifty dollars,
-breaking his promise and running away with Timmy.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Martha was sitting on the porch in her rocking-chair as Dan and his dog
-came up the lane. Tiny Tim romped ahead and sprang up in Martha's lap
-and kissed her and whimpered his joy at the homecoming&mdash;so Martha had
-ample opportunity to brace herself to meet the culprit.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hello, Martha, old girl," Dan cried with a cheerfulness he was far from
-feeling. "Timmy and I are home again. Are you going to forgive me,
-Martha?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Martha looked so glum and serious that Dan's heart sank.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Martha!" he quavered and came slowly up the steps and tossed into
-her lap a huge roll of banknotes. "I know I done wrong, Martha," he
-declaimed. "I've been gamblin' on the side&mdash;you know,
-honey&mdash;side bets on Timmy. I'm afraid we're never going to be real
-poor again. We've got the mortgage paid off and three thousand in
-reserve, and I'm going to sell Timmy for seven thousand five hundred
-dollars, with a half interest in his sire fees for three
-years&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Martha stood up, her eyes ablaze with scorn and anger.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Dan Pelly," she flared at him, "how dare you?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Dan hung his head.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Martha," he pleaded, "can't you realize how terrible it is to keep
-a good dog down?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Who offered to buy Timmy?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Fletcher, the owner of Colonel Dorsey."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tell him to go chase himself," Martha suggested slangily. "If you
-expect to make your peace with me, Dan Pelly, you'll give up all idea of
-selling Timmy."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But Martha&mdash;seven thousand five hundred dollars! Think what it means
-to you. No more worry about our old age, everything settled fine and dandy
-at last after twenty-five years of hard luck."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Do you really want to sell Timmy, Dan?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, Martha, I don't. It'd break my heart. Bu-bu-but&mdash;I'll do it for
-your sake."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Dan, come here."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Dan came and flopped awkwardly on his old knees while Martha's arms went
-around him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sweet old Dan," she whispered. "What a glorious holiday you two have
-had! I've been so happy just realizing how happy you have been. Dan!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes, Martha."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Perhaps we can get back into the dog business again. Don't you think
-you'd like to buy about half a dozen really fine brood bitches? Timmy's
-puppies would be spoken for before they were born. The least we could
-get would be a hundred dollars each for them." She stroked his old head.
-"I'm afraid, Dan, it's too late to reform you. Once a dog man, always a
-dog man&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-What else she intended to say remained forever unsaid, for little, weak,
-foolish, sentimental old Dan commenced to sniffle, as he had the night
-old Keepsake was poisoned. He wasn't a worldly man or a very ambitious
-man; he craved but little here below, but one of the things he craved
-was clean sportsmanship and love and understanding and a small, neat,
-field type English setter that would be just a little bit better than
-the other fellow's. And tonight he was so filled with happiness he just
-naturally overflowed. Tiny Tim, observing that something was wrong, came
-and leaned his shoulder against Martha's knee and laid his muzzle in her
-hand and rested it there. It was a big moment!
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_3_1" id="Footnote_3_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_1"><span class="label">[3]</span></a><i>Copyright, 1922, by International Magazine Co.
-(Cosmopolitan Magazine)</i></p></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
-<img src="images/figure07.jpg" width="400" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">
-<p class="center">JAMES OLIVER CURWOOD</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><i>FOREWORD</i></h4>
-
-<p>
-<i>There must be some sentiment attached to an author's choice of what he
-considers his "best story" if he can reach any such decision at all.
-Frankly, I cannot, and so I have chosen the story which has always lived
-closest to my heart. It is really not a short story complete in itself
-but is one of ten stories, or instalments, which make up my novel
-"Kazan.</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>This individual story I like best because in it I bid good-by to Kazan
-and Gray Wolf, two dogs whose memories will live with me long after the
-memories of many of my two-legged friends have faded away. Kazan died up
-near Fort MacPherson, a little this side of the Arctic Circle; Gray Wolf
-near Norway House. Gray Wolf was a dog with an undoubted strain of wolf
-in her, and was blinded when very young. She did not belong to me, but
-was owned by a man who claimed to be a relative of the Bishop of the
-Yukon. Kazan was mine. He was a one-man dog. It was his friendship for
-blind Gray Wolf, when we were on one of our adventures near Norway
-House, that led to the writing of my novel "Kazan.</i>"
-</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 150px;">
-<img src="images/figure04.jpg" width="150" height="70" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="chap04"></a></h4>
-
-<h4>KAZAN<a name="FNanchor_4_1" id="FNanchor_4_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_1" class="fnanchor">[4]</a>
-<br /><br />
-BY JAMES OLIVER CURWOOD</h4>
-
-<p>
-Kazan, the quarter-strain wolf-dog, lay at the end of a fine steel
-chain, watching little Professor McGill mixing a pail of tallow and
-bran. A dozen yards from him lay a big Dane, his huge jaws drooling in
-anticipation of the unusual feast which McGill was preparing. The Dane
-showed signs of pleasure when McGill approached him with a quart of the
-mixture, and as he gulped it down the little man with the cold blue eyes
-and the gray-blond hair stroked his back without fear. But his attitude
-was different when he turned to Kazan. His movements were filled with
-caution, and yet his eyes and his lips were smiling, and he gave the
-wolf-dog no evidence of his fear, if it could be called fear.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The little professor was up in the north country for the Smithsonian
-Institution and had spent a third of his life among dogs. He loved them,
-and understood them. He had written a number of magazine articles on dog
-intellect which had attracted wide attention among naturalists. It was
-largely because he loved dogs, and understood them more than most men,
-that he had bought Kazan and the big Dane on a night when Sandy
-McTrigger and his partner had tried to get them to fight to the death in
-a Red Gold City saloon. The refusal of the two splendid beasts to kill
-each other for the pleasure of the three hundred men who had assembled
-to witness the fight delighted the professor. He had already planned a
-paper on the incident.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sandy had told McGill the story of Kazan's capture, and of his wild
-mate, Gray Wolf, and the professor had asked him a thousand questions.
-But each day Kazan puzzled him more. No amount of kindness on his part
-could bring a responsive gleam in Kazan's eyes. Not once did Kazan
-signify a willingness to become friends. And yet he did not snarl at
-McGill, or snap at his hands when they came within reach. Quite
-frequently Sandy McTrigger came over to the little cabin where McGill
-was staying, and three times Kazan leaped at the end of his chain to get
-at him, and the wolf-dog's white fangs gleamed as long as Sandy was in
-sight. Alone with McGill he became quiet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Something told Kazan that McGill had come as a friend that night when he
-and the big Dane stood shoulder to shoulder in the cage that had been
-built for a slaughter pen. Away down in his brute heart he held McGill
-apart from other men. He had no desire to harm him. He tolerated him,
-but showed none of the growing affection of the huge Dane. It was this
-fact that puzzled McGill. He had never before known a dog that he could
-not make love him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Today he placed the tallow and bran before Kazan, and the smile in his
-face gave way to a look of perplexity. Kazan's lips had drawn suddenly
-back. A fierce snarl rolled deep in his throat. The hair along his spine
-stood up. His muscles twitched. Instinctively the professor turned.
-Sandy McTrigger had come up quietly behind him. His brutal face wore a
-grin as he looked at Kazan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's a fool job&mdash;tryin' to make friends with him," he said. Then he
-added, with a sudden interested gleam in his eyes, "When you startin'?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"With the first frost," replied McGill. "It ought to come soon. I'm
-going to join Sergeant Conroy and his party at Fond du Lac by the first
-of October."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And you're going up to Fond du Lac&mdash;alone?" queried Sandy. "Why don't
-you take a man?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The little professor laughed softly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why?" he asked. "I've been through the Athabasca waterways a dozen
-times, and know the trail as well as I know Broadway. Besides, I like to
-be alone. And the work isn't too hard, with the currents all flowing to
-the north and east."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sandy was looking at the Dane, with his back to McGill. An exultant
-gleam shot for an instant into his eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You're taking the dogs?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sandy lighted his pipe, and spoke like one strangely curious.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Must cost a heap to take these trips o' yourn, don't it?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My last cost about seven thousand dollars. This will cost five," said
-McGill.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Gawd!" breathed Sandy. "An' you carry all that along with you! Ain't
-you afraid&mdash;something might happen&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The little professor was looking the other way now. The carelessness in
-his face and manner changed. His blue eyes grew a shade darker. A hard
-smile which Sandy did not see hovered about his lips for an instant.
-Then he turned, laughing.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm a very light sleeper," he said. "A footstep at night rouses me.
-Even a man's breathing awakens me, when I make up my mind that I must be
-on guard. And, besides,"&mdash;he drew from his pocket a blue-steel
-automatic pistol,&mdash;"I know how to use <i>this.</i>" He pointed to a
-knot in the wall of the cabin. "Observe," he said. Five times he fired,
-at twenty paces, and when Sandy went up to look at the knot he gave a
-gasp. There was one jagged hole where the knot had been.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pretty good," he grinned; "most men couldn't do better'n that with a
-rifle."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When Sandy left, McGill followed him with a suspicious gleam in his
-eyes, and a curious smile on his lips. Then he turned to Kazan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Guess you've got him figgered out about right, old man," he laughed
-softly. "I don't blame you very much for wanting to get him by the
-throat. Perhaps&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He shoved his hands deep in his pockets, and went into the cabin. Kazan
-dropped his head between his paws, and lay still, with wide-open eyes.
-It was early in September, and each night brought now the first chill
-breaths of autumn. Kazan watched the last glow of the sun as it faded
-out of the southern skies. Darkness always followed swiftly after that,
-and with darkness came more fiercely his wild longing for freedom. For
-Kazan was remembering.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Ever since that terrible day when the brute prospector, Sandy McTrigger,
-had first beaten him sick and then chained him in the wake of his canoe
-till every splendid muscle in his bruised body seemed bursting with pain
-and he was choked with water, Kazan had never for one minute ceased to
-remember and hate and mourn. He hated Sandy McTrigger with all the
-hatred of a dog and a wolf, and he mourned for his blind mate, Gray
-Wolf, with as much intensity as he hated. But with all the longing and
-sorrow in him he could not know how much more awful their separation was
-for his faithful mate.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Never had the terror and loneliness of blindness fallen upon Gray Wolf
-as in the days that followed Kazan's capture. For hours after the shot,
-she had crouched in the bush back from the river, waiting for him to
-come to her. She had faith that he would come, as he had come a thousand
-times before, and she lay close on her belly, sniffing the air, and
-whining when it brought no scent of her mate. Day and night were alike
-an endless chaos of darkness to her now, but she knew when the sun went
-down. She sensed the first deepening shadows of evening, and she knew
-that the stars were out, and that the river lay in moonlight. It was a
-night to roam, and after a time she had moved restlessly about in a
-small circle on the plain, and sent out her first inquiring call for
-Kazan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Up from the river came the pungent odor of smoke, and instinctively she
-knew that it was this smoke, and the nearness of men, that was keeping
-Kazan from her. But she went no nearer than that, first circle made by
-her padded feet. Blindness had taught her to wait. Since the day of the
-battle on the Sun Rock, when the lynx had destroyed her eyes, Kazan had
-never failed her. Three times she called for him in the early night.
-Then she made herself a nest under a Banksian shrub, and waited until
-dawn.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Just as she knew when night blotted out the last glow of the sun, so
-without seeing she knew when day came. Not until she felt the warmth of
-the sun on her back did her anxiety overcome her caution. Slowly she
-moved toward the river, sniffing the air, and whining. There was no
-longer the smell of smoke in the air, and she could not catch the scent
-of man. She followed her own trail back to the sand bar, and in the
-fringe of thick bush overhanging the white shore of the stream she
-stopped and listened.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-After a little she scrambled down and went straight to the spot where
-she and Kazan were drinking when Sandy's shot came. And there her nose
-struck the sand still wet and thick with Kazan's blood. She sniffed the
-trail of his body to the edge of the stream, where Sandy had dragged him
-to the canoe. And then she came upon one of the two clubs that Sandy had
-used to beat wounded Kazan into submission. It was covered with blood
-and hair, and all at once Gray Wolf lay back on her haunches and turned
-her blind face to the sky, and there rose from her throat a cry for
-Kazan that drifted for miles on the wings of the south wind. Never had
-Gray Wolf given quite that cry before. It was not the "call" that comes
-with moonlit nights, and neither was it the hunt cry, nor the she-wolf's
-yearning for matehood. It carried with it the lament of death. And after
-that one cry Gray Wolf slunk back to the fringe of bush over the river,
-and lay with her face turned to the stream.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A strange terror fell upon her. She had grown accustomed to darkness,
-but never before had she been <i>alone</i> in that darkness. Always
-there had been the guardianship of Kazan's presence. She heard the
-clucking sound of a spruce hen in the bush a few yards away, and now
-that sound came to her as if from out of another world. A ground-mouse
-rustled through the grass close to her forepaws, and she snapped at
-it&mdash;and closed her teeth on a rock. The muscles of her shoulders
-twitched tremulously, and she shivered as if stricken by intense cold.
-She was terrified by the darkness that shut out the world from her, and
-she pawed at her closed eyes, as if she might open them to light.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Early in the afternoon, she wandered back on the plain. It was
-different. It frightened her, and soon she returned to the beach, and
-snuggled down under the tree where Kazan had lain. She was not so
-frightened here. The smell of Kazan was strong about her. For an hour
-she lay motionless, with her head resting on the club clotted with his
-hair and blood. Night found her still there. And when the moon and stars
-came out she crawled back into the pit in the white sand that Kazan's
-body had made under the tree.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With dawn she went down to the edge of the stream to drink. She could
-not see that the day was almost as dark as night, and that the
-gray-black sky was a chaos of slumbering storm. But she could smell the
-presence of it in the thick air, and could <i>feel</i> the forked flashes
-of lightning that rolled up with the dense pall from the south and west.
-The distant rumbling of thunder grew louder, and she huddled herself
-again under the tree. For hours the storm crashed over her, and the rain
-fell in a deluge. When it had finished, she slunk out from her shelter,
-like a thing beaten. Vainly she sought for one last scent of Kazan. The
-club was washed clean. Again the sand was white where Kazan's blood had
-reddened it. Even under the tree there was no sign of him left.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Until now only the terror of being alone in the pit of darkness that
-enveloped her had oppressed Gray Wolf. With afternoon came hunger. It
-was this hunger that drew her from the sandbar, and she wandered back
-into the plain. A dozen times she scented game, and each time it evaded
-her. Even a ground-mouse that she cornered under a root escaped her
-fangs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That night she slept again where Kazan had lain, and three times she
-called for him without answer. But still through the day that followed,
-and the day that followed that, blind Gray Wolf clung to the narrow rim
-of white sand. On the fourth day her hunger reached a point where she
-gnawed the bark from willow bushes. It was on this day that she made a
-discovery. She was drinking, when her sensitive nose touched something
-in the water's edge that was smooth, and bore a faint fleshy odor. It
-was one of the big northern river clams. She pawed it ashore, sniffing
-at the hard shell. Then she crunched it between her teeth. She had never
-tasted sweeter meat than that which she found inside, and she began
-hunting for other clams. She found many of them, and ate until she was
-no longer hungry.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For three days more Gray Wolf remained on the bar. And then, one night
-the Call came to her. It set her quivering with a strange, new
-excitement&mdash;something that may have been a new hope&mdash;and in
-the moonlight she trotted nervously up and down the shining strip of
-sand, facing now the north, and now the south, and then the east and the
-west&mdash;her head flung up, listening, as if in the soft wind of the
-night she was trying to locate the whispering lure of a wonderful voice.
-And whatever it was that came to her, came from out of the south and
-east. Off there&mdash;across the barren, far beyond the outer edge of
-the northern timber line&mdash;was home. And off there, in her brute
-way, she reasoned that she must find Kazan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Call did not come from their old windfall home in the swamp. It came
-from beyond that, and in a flashing vision there rose through her
-blindness a picture of the towering Sun Rock, of the winding trail that
-led to it, and the cabin on the plain where the man and the woman and
-the baby lived. It was there that blindness had come to her. It was
-there that day had ended, and eternal night had begun. And it was there
-that she had given birth to her first-born. Nature had registered these
-things so that they could never be wiped out of her memory.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And to that Call she responded, leaving the river and its food behind
-her&mdash;straight out into the face of darkness and starvation, no longer
-fearing death or the emptiness of the world she could not see; for ahead
-of her, two hundred miles away, she could see the Sun Rock, the winding
-trail, the nest of her first-born between the two big rocks&mdash;<i>and
-Kazan!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And sixty miles farther north Kazan, night after night, gnawed at his
-steel chain. Night after night he had watched the stars, and the moon,
-and had listened for Gray Wolf's call, while the big Dane lay sleeping.
-Tonight it was colder than usual, and the keen tang of the wind that
-came fresh from the west stirred him strangely. It set his blood afire
-with what the Indians call the Frost Hunger. Lethargic summer was gone
-and the sharp-winded days and nights of hunting were at hand. He wanted
-to leap out into freedom and run until he was exhausted, with Gray Wolf
-at his side. He knew that Gray Wolf was off there&mdash;where the stars
-hung low in the clear sky&mdash;and that she was waiting.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-All that night he was restless&mdash;more restless than he had been at any
-time before. Once, in the far distance, he heard a cry that he thought
-was the cry of Gray Wolf, and his answer roused McGill from deep sleep.
-It was dawn, and the little professor dressed himself and came out of
-the cabin. With satisfaction he noted the exhilarating snap in the air.
-He wet his fingers and held them above his head, chuckling when he found
-the wind had swung into the north. He went to Kazan, and talked to him.
-Among other things he said: "This'll put the black flies to sleep,
-Kazan. A day or two more of it and we'll start."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Five days later McGill led first the Dane, and then Kazan, to a packed
-canoe. Sandy McTrigger saw them off, and Kazan watched for a chance to
-leap at him. Sandy kept his distance, and McGill watched the two with a
-thought that set the blood running swiftly behind the mask of his
-careless smile. They had slipped a mile downstream when he leaned over
-and laid a fearless hand on Kazan's head. Something in the touch of that
-hand, and in the professor's voice, kept Kazan from a desire to snap at
-him. He tolerated the friendship with expressionless eyes and a
-motionless body.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I was beginning to fear I wouldn't have much sleep, old boy," chuckled
-McGill ambiguously, "but I guess I can take a nap now and then with you
-along!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For three days the journey continued without mishap along the shore of
-Lake Athabasca. On the fourth night McGill pitched his tent in a clump
-of Banksian pine a hundred yards back from the water. All that day the
-wind had come steadily from behind them, and for at least a half of the
-day the professor had been watching Kazan closely. From the west there
-had now and then come a scent that stirred Kazan uneasily. Since noon he
-had sniffed that wind. Twice McGill had heard him growling deep in his
-throat, and once, when the scent had come stronger than usual, he had
-bared his fangs, and the bristles stood up along his spine.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For an hour after striking camp the professor did not build a lire, but
-sat looking up the shore of the lake through his hunting glass. It was
-dusk when he returned to where he had put up his tent and chained the
-dogs. For a few moments he stood unobserved, looking at the wolf-dog.
-Kazan was still uneasy. He lay <i>facing</i> the west. McGill made note of
-this, for the big Dane lay behind Kazan&mdash;to the east.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Behind a rock McGill built a very small fire, and prepared supper. After
-this he went into the tent, and when he came out he carried a blanket
-under his arm. He chuckled as he stood for a moment over Kazan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We're not going to sleep in there tonight, old boy," he said. "I don't
-like what you've found in the west wind." He laughed and buried himself
-in a clump of stunted Banksians thirty paces from the tent. Here he
-rolled himself in his blanket, and went to sleep.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It was a quiet, starlit night, and hours afterward Kazan dropped his
-nose between his forepaws and drowsed. It was the snap of a twig that
-roused him. The sound did not awaken the sluggish Dane, but instantly
-Kazan's head was alert, his keen nostrils sniffing the air. What he had
-smelled all day was heavy about him now.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Slowly, from out of the Banksians behind the tent, there came a figure.
-It was not that of the professor. It approached cautiously, with lowered
-head and hunched shoulders, and the starlight revealed the murderous
-face of Sandy McTrigger. Kazan crouched low. He laid his head flat
-between his forepaws. His long fangs gleamed. But he made no sound that
-betrayed his concealment under a thick Banksian shrub. Step by step
-Sandy approached, and at last he reached the flap of the tent. He did
-not carry a club or a whip in his hand now. In the place of either of
-those was the glitter of steel. At the door to the tent he paused, and
-peered in, his back to Kazan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Silently, swiftly&mdash;the wolf now, in every movement&mdash;Kazan came
-to his feet. He forgot the chain that held him. Ten feet away stood the
-enemy he hated above all others he had ever known. Every ounce of
-strength in his splendid body gathered itself for the spring. And then
-he leaped. This time the chain did not pull him back, almost
-neck-broken. Age and the elements had weakened the leather collar he had
-worn since the days of his slavery in the traces, and it gave way with a
-snap. Sandy turned, and in a second leap Kazan's fangs sank into the
-flesh of his arm. With a startled cry the man fell, and as they rolled
-over on the ground the big Dane's deep voice rolled out in thunderous
-alarm.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In the fall Kazan's hold was broken. In an instant he was on his feet,
-ready for another attack. And then the change came. He was <i>free.</i> The
-collar was gone from his neck. The forest, the stars, the whispering
-wind were all about him. <i>Here</i> were men, and off there was&mdash;Gray
-Wolf! His ears dropped, and he turned swiftly, and slipped like a shadow
-back into the glorious freedom of his world.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A hundred yards away something stopped him for an instant. It was not
-the big Dane's voice, but the sharp <i>crack&mdash;crack&mdash;crack</i> of
-the little professor's automatic. And above that sound there rose the voice
-of Sandy McTrigger in a weird and terrible cry.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4>II</h4>
-
-<p>
-Mile after mile Kazan went on. For a time he was oppressed by the
-shivering note of death that had come to him in Sandy McTrigger's cry,
-and he slipped through the Banksians like a shadow, his ears flattened,
-his tail trailing, his hind quarters betraying that curious slinking
-quality of the wolf and dog stealing away from danger. Then he came out
-upon a plain, and the stillness, the billion stars in the clear vault of
-the sky, and the keen air that carried with it a breath of the Arctic
-barrens brought him alert and questing. He faced in the direction of the
-wind. Somewhere off there, far to the south and west, was Gray Wolf. For
-the first time in many weeks he sat back on his haunches and gave the
-deep and vibrant call that echoed weirdly for miles about him. Back in
-the Banksians the big Dane heard it, and whined. From over the still
-body of Sandy McTrigger the little professor looked up with a white,
-tense face, and listened for a second cry.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But to that first call instinct told Kazan that there would be no
-answer, and now he struck out swiftly, galloping mile after mile, as a
-dog follows the trail of its master home. He did not turn back to the
-lake, nor was his direction toward Red Gold City. As straight as he
-might have followed a road blazed by the hand of man, he cut across the
-forty miles of plain and swamp and forest and rocky ridge that lay
-between him and the McFarlane. All that night he did not call again for
-Gray Wolf. With him, reasoning was a process brought about by
-habit&mdash;by precedent, and as Gray Wolf had waited for him many times
-before, he believed that she would be waiting for him now somewhere near
-the sandbar.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-By dawn he had reached the river, within three miles of the sandbar.
-Scarcely was the sun up when he stood on the white strip of sand where
-he and Gray Wolf had come down to drink. Expectantly and confidently he
-looked about him for Gray Wolf, whining softly and wagging his tail. He
-began to search for her scent, but rains had washed even her footprints
-from the clean sand. All that day he searched for her along the river
-and out on the plain. Again and again he sat back on his haunches and
-sent out his mating cry to her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And slowly, as he did these things, nature was working in him that
-miracle of the wild which the Crees have named the "spirit call." As it
-had worked in Gray Wolf, so now it stirred the blood of Kazan. With the
-going of the sun, and the sweeping about him of shadowy night, he turned
-more and more to the south and east. His whole world was made up of the
-trails over which he had hunted. That world, in his comprehension of it,
-ran from the McFarlane in a narrow trail through the forest and over the
-plains to the little valley from which the beavers had driven them. If
-Gray Wolf was not here&mdash;she was there, and tirelessly he resumed his
-quest of her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Not until the stars were fading out of the sky again, and gray day was
-giving place to night, did exhaustion and hunger stop him. He killed a
-rabbit, and for hours after he had feasted, he lay dose to his kill, and
-slept. Then he went on.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The fourth night he came to the little valley between the two ridges,
-and under the stars, more brilliant now in the chill clearness of the
-early autumn nights, he followed the creek down into their old swamp
-home. It was broad day when he reached the edge of the great beaver pond
-that now completely surrounded the windfall under which Gray Wolf's
-second-born had come into the world. Broken Tooth and the other beavers
-had wrought a big change in what had once been his home and Gray Wolf's,
-and for many minutes Kazan stood silent and motionless at the edge of
-the pond, sniffing the air heavy with the unpleasant odor of the
-usurpers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Until now his spirit had remained unbroken. Footsore, with thinned sides
-and gaunt head, he circled slowly through the swamp. All that day he
-searched. And his crest lay flat now, and there was a hunted look in the
-droop of his shoulders and in the shifting look in his eyes. Gray Wolf
-was gone. Slowly nature was impinging that fact upon him. She had passed
-out of his world and out of his life, and he was filled with a
-loneliness and a grief so great that the forest seemed strange, and the
-stillness of the wild a thing that now oppressed and frightened him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Once more the dog in him was mastering the wolf. With Gray Wolf he had
-possessed the world of freedom. Without her, that world was so big and
-strange and empty that it appalled him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That night he slunk under a log. Deep in the night he grieved in his
-slumber, like a child. And day after day, and night after night, Kazan
-remained a slinking creature of the big swamp, mourning for the one
-creature that had brought him out of chaos into light, who had filled
-his world for him, and who, in going from him, had taken from this world
-even the things that Gray Wolf had lost in her blindness.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4>III</h4>
-
-<p>
-In the golden glow of the autumn sun there one day came up the stream
-overlooked by the Sun Rock a man, a woman, and a child. Almost two years
-had passed since Joan, the girl-wife, had left these regions with her
-trapper husband for a taste of that distant world which is known as
-Civilization. All her life, except the years she had passed at a Mission
-school over at Fort Churchill, she had lived in the forests&mdash;a wild
-flower of nature as truly as the velvety <i>bakneesh</i> flowers among the
-rocks. And civilization had done for her what it had done for many
-another wild flower transplanted from the depths of the wilderness. She
-did not look as she did in the days when she was Kazan's mistress, and
-when the wolf-dog's loyalty was divided between Gray Wolf, on the Sun
-Rock, and Joan, in the cabin half a mile away. Her cheeks were thin. Her
-blue eyes had lost their luster. She coughed, and when she coughed the
-man looked at her with love and fear in his eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But now, slowly, the man had begun to see the transformation, and on the
-day their canoe pointed up the stream and into the wonderful valley that
-had been their home before the call of the distant city came to them, he
-noted the flush gathering once more in her cheeks, the fuller redness of
-her lips, and the gathering glow of happiness and content in her eyes.
-He laughed softly as he saw these things, and he blessed the forests.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You are happy again, Joan," he said joyously. "The doctors were right.
-You are a part of the forests."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes, I am happy," she whispered, and suddenly there came a little
-thrill into her voice, and she pointed to a white finger of sand running
-out into the stream. "Do you remember&mdash;years and years ago, it
-seems&mdash;that Kazan left us here? She was on the sand over there,
-calling to him. Do you remember?" There came a little tremble to her
-mouth. "I wonder&mdash;where they&mdash;have gone."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The cabin was as they had left it. Only the crimson <i>bakneesh</i> had
-grown up about it, and shrubs and tall grass had sprung up near its walls.
-Once more it took on life, and day by day the color came deeper into
-Joan's cheeks, and her voice was filled with its old wild sweetness of
-song. Joan's husband cleared the trails over his old trap-lines, and
-Joan and the little Joan, who romped and talked now, transformed the
-cabin into <i>home.</i> One night the man returned to the cabin late, and
-when he came in there was a glow of excitement in Joan's blue eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Did you hear it?" she asked. "Did you hear&mdash;<i>the call?</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He nodded, stroking her soft hair.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I was a mile back in the creek swamp," he said. "I heard it!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Joan's hands clutched his arms.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It wasn't Kazan," she said. "I would recognize his voice. But it seemed
-to me it was like the other&mdash;the call that came that morning from the
-sandbar, his mate's."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The man was thinking. Joan's fingers tightened. She was breathing a
-little quickly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Will you promise me this?" she asked. "Will you promise me that you
-will never hunt or trap for wolves?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I had thought of that," he replied. "I thought of it&mdash;after I heard
-the call. Yes, I will promise."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Joan's arms stole up about his neck.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We loved Kazan," she whispered. "And you might kill him&mdash;or her."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Suddenly she stopped. Both listened. The door was a little ajar, and to
-them there came again the wailing mate-call of the wolf. Joan ran to the
-door. Her husband followed. Together they stood silent, and with tense
-breath Joan pointed over the starlit plain.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Listen! Listen!" she commanded. "It's her cry, <i>and it came from the
-Sun Rock!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She ran out into the night, forgetting that the man was close behind her
-now, forgetting that little Joan was alone in her bed. And to them, from
-miles and miles across the plain, there came a wailing cry in
-answer&mdash;a cry that seemed a part of the wind, and that thrilled
-Joan until her breath broke in a strange sob.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Farther out on the plain she went, and then stopped, with the golden
-glow of the autumn moon and the stars shimmering in her hair and eyes.
-It was many minutes before the cry came again, and then it was so near
-that Joan put her hands to her mouth, and her cry rang out over the
-plain as of old:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"<i>Kazan! Kazan! Kazan!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At the top of the Sun Rock, Gray Wolf&mdash;gaunt and thinned by
-starvation&mdash;heard the woman's cry, and the call that was in her throat
-died away in a whine. And to the north a swiftly moving shadow stopped
-for a moment, and stood like a thing of rock under the starlight. It was
-Kazan. A strange fire leaped through his body. Every fiber of his brute
-understanding was afire with the knowledge that here was home. It was
-here, long ago, that he had lived, and loved, and fought&mdash;and all at
-once the dreams that had grown faded and indistinct in his memory came
-back to him as real, living things. For, coming to him faintly over the
-plain, <i>he heard Joan's voice!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In the starlight Joan stood, tense and white, when from out of the pale
-mists of the moon-glow he came to her, cringing on his belly, panting
-and wind-run, and with a strange whining note in his throat. To Joan,
-Kazan was more than mere dog. Next to her husband and baby she loved
-him. There passed through her mind a day when he had saved her and the baby
-from the wolves&mdash;and again the scene of that other day when he had
-leaped upon the giant husky that was at the throat of little Joan. . . .
-As her arms hugged Kazan's great shaggy head up to her, the man heard
-the whining, gasping joy of the beast.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And then there came once more across the plain Gray Wolf's mate-seeking
-cry of grief and of loneliness. Swiftly, as though struck by a lash,
-Kazan was on his feet. In another instant he was gone.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"<i>Now</i> do you believe?" cried Joan pantingly. "<i>Now</i> do you
-believe in the God of my world&mdash;the God I have lived with, the God
-that gives souls to the wild things, the God that&mdash;that has
-brought&mdash;us all&mdash;together&mdash;once more&mdash;<i>home!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-His arms closed gently about her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I believe, my Joan," he whispered. Afterward they sat in the starlight
-in front of the cabin. But they did not hear again that lonely cry from
-the Sun Rock. Joan and her husband understood. "He'll visit us again
-tomorrow," the man said at last. "Come, Joan, let us go to bed."
-Together they entered the cabin. And that night, side by side, Kazan and
-Gray Wolf hunted again on the moonlit plain.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_4_1" id="Footnote_4_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_1"><span class="label">[4]</span></a><i>From James Other Curwood's Kazan. Copyright 1914, by
-Cosmopolitan Book Corporation. By permission of the publishers.</i></p></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
-<img src="images/figure08.jpg" width="400" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">
-<p class="center">MEREDITH NICHOLSON</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><i>FOREWORD</i></h4>
-
-<p>
-<i>I ALWAYS find myself uncomfortable in the company of those who delight
-in literary shop-talk. Nothing I have ever heard or read on the subject
-of writing has seemed to me of any value to a practitioner of the art in
-so far as methods, hours of work and such matters are concerned. One
-writes or one doesn't, and that seems to me the end on't. In the domain
-of style there is, of course, a valuable and fascinating literature, but
-the ability to write English prose of beauty and power pertains to the
-higher branches of the craft.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>The choice and use of a subject is a thing apart. Here we enter a
-no-man's land "where all is possible and all unknown." Pretending to no
-special knowledge of this matter, I will, however, acknowledge myself a
-firm believer in the operation of subconscious processes that assist in
-the development of ideas. Once an idea takes root in the mind and has a
-fertile germ in it, it immediately begins to grow. And as the plant
-matures it thrusts its way through the crust teasingly from time to
-time, until finally it stands up in full bloom in the conscious mind. It
-is obviously difficult for anyone engaged in the creative arts to take
-himself as a subject for psychological analysis. For the mind's
-operation is a mystery. The origin of ideas belongs in the realm of the
-unfathomable. If it were not for arousing the ire of trained
-psychologists, there are a good many things that I could suggest from my
-own experience that hint of forces at work in all of us that lure us to
-a twilight borderland beyond which nothing is quite real but all is
-touched with mystery.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Nothing is more interesting than the manner in which the inevitable
-form in which a thing should be written is instantly evident when the
-idea itself&mdash;the device&mdash;becomes clear and definite. When I was a
-newspaper reporter and had got my facts on some assignment, I found
-myself visualizing the story as it would appear in print, even to the
-first sentence and the arrangement of paragraphs, on my way back to the
-office. There is, beyond question, a journalistic sense that enables one
-instantaneously to appraise material and determine its treatment. I have
-written almost everything from five-line news items, newspaper
-editorial, verse, history, essays and short stories to novels of various
-kinds, and I have always found that first instinctive sense of value and
-form a pretty safe guide.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>When a short-story idea strikes me I draw a line like the flight of a
-rocket across a piece of paper and write across it a few words
-indicating the chief incidents of the story. The back of an envelope
-suffices for this; I never make elaborate notes even for a novel,
-trusting to the merry little imps in the subconscious cellar to keep me
-supplied with material. And they are wilful little devils, who are
-likely to go on a strike at times; but as nothing can be done to
-stimulate their efforts, it's the wiser plan to try to forget what it is
-you want to fashion and mold until, some day when you are watching a
-ball game or hearing a symphony or doing something else utterly
-unrelated to the particular idea that has tormented you, the whole thing
-stands there before your eyes quite as unexpectedly as though a magician
-had waved his wand and wrought a miracle you can't explain&mdash;and need
-not.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>"The Third Man" struck me one day in a hotel room where, beside the
-telephone, was a tablet on which some scribbling of the last guest
-remained&mdash;a curious geometric cal figure roughly outlined all over
-the sheet. I had often noticed the habit men have&mdash;women seem less
-addicted to it&mdash;of marking with a pencil while the mind is engaged
-with something wholly alien. As I reflected upon this I found not only
-that I myself drew symbols or scrawled words when preoccupied, but that
-I constantly repeated the same signs and words. It occurred to me that a
-man might leave incriminating testimony by such idle pencilings. The
-idea having interested me for an hour, I forgot all about it until one
-day the whole story of "The Third Man" rose out of the subcellar and
-demanded to be written.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>I employed in this story a character I have used frequently in short
-stories&mdash;a banker with an adventurous, quixotic strain and a sincere
-interest in helping the underdog. The idea of giving a dinner and
-placing at every plate a tablet and pencil and (no one being in the
-secret) waiting to see whether a certain man, never suspected of a
-murder, would not from habit draw a certain figure which the host had
-found on a scrap of paper at the scene of the crime, gives an
-opportunity for that suspensive interest which is essential to a mystery
-tale.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>I may add that I never have found a device for a story, long or short,
-when I was consciously seeking it. Others no doubt have a very different
-experience, and they are luckier than those of us who are obliged to
-wait for the subconscious imps to throw up the trapdoor and disclose
-something. There are well-known instances of writers dreaming a plot,
-but only once have I been so favored. The thing looked quite splendid
-while I slept, but it dissolved so quickly at the moment of waking that
-I was unable to piece it together.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>It may be of interest to the student of such matters that practically
-every idea that I have ever developed came to me at some place which I
-always identify with it. And further, when this has happened on the
-street or in some room of a house, I never revisit the place without an
-odd feeling&mdash;a curious, disturbing uneasiness. There is a street
-corner in my home town that I avoid, for there, I remember distinctly, the
-device for a story occurred to me. The story was, I may say, one of the
-most successful I ever wrote, and yet by some freakish and inexplicable
-association of ideas I don't like to pass that corner! I should add that
-neither the corner nor anything pertaining to it figured in the story or
-was in any way related to it.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>So it will readily be seen that I am unlikely to be of service to
-students or beginners, for in very plain terms I must admit that I do
-not know how I do things. It is because the whole business is so
-enveloped in mystery that I enjoy writing and try to keep myself in a
-receptive state for those happy surprises, without which I should
-quickly find myself without material and seeking other occupation.</i>
-</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 150px;">
-<img src="images/figure04.jpg" width="150" height="70" alt="" />
-</div>
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-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="chap05"></a></h4>
-
-<h4><i>The</i> THIRD MAN<a name="FNanchor_5_1" id="FNanchor_5_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_1" class="fnanchor">[5]</a>
-<br /><br />
-BY MEREDITH NICHOLSON</h4>
-
-<p>
-When Webster G. Burgess asked ten of his cronies to dine with him at the
-University Club on a night in January they assumed that the president of
-the White River National had been indulging in another adventure which
-he wished to tell them about.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In spite of their constant predictions that if he didn't stop hiding
-crooks in his house and playing tricks on the Police Department he would
-ultimately find himself in jail, Mr. Burgess continued to find amusement
-in frequent dallyings with gentlemen of the underworld. In a town of
-approximately three hundred thousand people a banker is expected to go
-to church on Sundays and otherwise conduct himself as a decent, orderly,
-and law-abiding citizen, but the president of the White River National
-did not see things in that light. As a member of the Board of Directors
-of the Released Prisoners' Aid Society he was always ready with the
-excuse that his heart was deeply moved by the misfortunes of those who
-keep to the dark side of the street, and that sincere philanthropy
-covered all his sins in their behalf.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When his friends met at the club and found Governor Eastman one of the
-dinner party, they resented the presence of that dignitary as likely to
-impose restraints upon Burgess, who, for all his jauntiness, was not
-wholly without discretion. But the governor was a good fellow, as they
-all knew, and a story-teller of wide reputation. Moreover, he was taking
-his job seriously, and, being practical men, they liked this about him.
-It was said that no governor since Civil War times had spent so many
-hours at his desk or had shown the same zeal and capacity for gathering
-information at first hand touching all departments of the State
-government. Eastman, as the country knows, is an independent character,
-and it was this quality, which he had shown first as a prosecuting
-attorney, that had attracted attention and landed him in the seat of the
-Hoosier governors.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I suppose," remarked Kemp as they sat down, "that these tablets are
-scattered around the table so we can make notes of the clever things
-that will be said here tonight. It's a good idea and gives me a chance
-to steal some of your stories, governor."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A scratch pad with pencil attached had been placed at each plate, and
-the diners spent several minutes in chaffing Burgess as to the purpose
-of this unusual table decoration.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I guess," said Goring, "that Web is going to ask us to write limericks
-for a prize and that the governor is here to judge the contest. Indoor
-winter sports don't appeal to me; I pass."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm going to write notes to the House Committee on mine," said Fanning;
-"the food in this club is not what it used to be, and it's about time
-somebody kicked."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"As I've frequently told you," remarked Burgess, smiling upon them from
-the head of the table, "you fellows have no imagination. You'd never
-guess what those tablets are for, and maybe I'll never tell you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nothing is so innocent as a piece of white paper," said the governor,
-eyeing his tablet. "We'd better be careful not to jot down anything that
-might fly up and hit us afterward. For all we know, it may be a scheme
-to get our signatures for Burgess to stick on notes without relief from
-valuation or appraisement laws. It's about time for another Bohemian
-oats swindle, and our friend Burgess may expect to work us for the price
-of the dinner."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Web's bound to go to jail some day," remarked Ramsay, the surgeon, "and
-he'd better do it while you're in office, governor. You may not know
-that he's hand in glove with all the criminals in the country: he quit
-poker so he could give all his time to playing with crooks."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The warden of the penitentiary has warned me against him," replied the
-governor easily. "Burgess has a man at the gate to meet convicts as they
-emerge, and all the really bad ones are sent down here for Burgess to
-put up at this club."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I never did that but once," Burgess protested, "and that was only
-because my mother-in-law was visiting me and I was afraid she wouldn't
-stand for a burglar as a fellow guest. My wife's got used to 'em. But
-the joke of putting that chap up here at the club isn't on me, but on
-Ramsay and Colton. They had luncheon with him one day and thanked me
-afterward for introducing them to so interesting a man. I told them he
-was a manufacturer from St. Louis, and they swallowed it whole. Pettit
-was the name, but he has string of aliases as long as this table, and
-there's not a rogues' gallery in the country where he isn't indexed. You
-remember, Colton, he talked a good deal of his travels, and he could do
-so honestly, as he'd cracked safes all the way from Boston to Seattle."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Ramsay and Colton protested that this could not be so; that the man they
-had luncheon with was a shoe manufacturer and had talked of his business
-as only an expert could.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor and Burgess exchanged glances, and both laughed.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He knew the shoe business all right enough," said Burgess, "for he
-learned it in the penitentiary and proved so efficient that they made
-him foreman of the shop!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I suppose," said Kemp, "that you've got another crook coming to take
-that vacant chair. You'd better tell us about him so we won't commit any
-social errors."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At the governor's right there was an empty place, and Burgess remarked
-carelessly that they were shy a man, but that he would turn up later.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I've asked Tate, a banker at Lorinsburg, to join us and he'll be along
-after a while. Any of you know Tate? One of our scouts recently
-persuaded him to transfer his account to us, and as this is the first
-time he's been in town since the change I thought it only decent to show
-him some attention. We're both directors in a company that's trying to
-develop a tile factory in his town, so you needn't be afraid I'm going
-to put anything over on you. Tate's attending a meeting tonight from
-which I am regrettably absent! He promised to be here before we got down
-to the coffee."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As the dinner progressed the governor was encouraged to tell stories,
-and acceded good-naturedly by recounting some amusing things that had
-happened in the course of his official duties.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But it isn't all so funny," he said gravely after keeping them in a
-roar for half an hour. "In a State as big as this a good many
-disagreeable things happen, and people come to me every day with
-heartbreaking stories. There's nothing that causes me more anxiety than
-the appeals for pardon; if the pardoning power were taken away from me,
-I'd be a much happier man. The Board of Pardons winnows out the cases,
-but even at that there's enough to keep me uncomfortable. It isn't the
-pleasantest feeling in the world that as you go to bed at night somebody
-may be suffering punishment unjustly, and that it's up to you to find it
-out. When a woman comes in backed by a child or two and cries all over
-your office about her husband who's doing time and tells you he wasn't
-guilty, it doesn't cheer you much; not by a jugful! Wives, mothers, and
-sisters: the wives shed more tears, the sisters put up the best
-argument, but the mothers give you more sleepless nights."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If it were up to me," commented Burgess, "I'm afraid I'd turn 'em all
-out!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You would," chorused the table derisively, "and when you'd emptied the
-penitentiaries you'd burn 'em down!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Of course there's bound to be cases of flagrant injustice," suggested
-Kemp. "And the feelings of a man who is locked up for a crime he never
-committed must be horrible. We hear now and then of such cases and it
-always shakes my faith in the law."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The law does the best it can," replied the governor a little
-defensively, "but, as you say, mistakes do occur. The old saying that
-murder will out is no good; we can all remember cases where the truth
-was never known. Mistakes occur constantly, and it's the fear of not
-rectifying them that's making a nervous wreck of me. I have in my pocket
-now a blank pardon that I meant to sign before I left my office, but I
-couldn't quite bring myself to the point. The Pardon Board has made the
-recommendation, not on the grounds of injustice&mdash;more, I'm afraid, out
-of sympathy than anything else&mdash;and we have to be careful of our
-sympathies in these matters. And here again there's a wife to reckon
-with. She's been at my office nearly every day for a year, and she's
-gone to my wife repeatedly to enlist her support. And it's largely
-through Mrs. Eastman's insistence that I've spent many weeks studying
-the case. It's a murder: what appeared to be a heartless, cold-blooded
-assassination. And some of you may recall it&mdash;the Avery case, seven
-years ago, in Salem County."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Half the men had never heard of it and the others recalled it only
-vaguely.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It was an interesting case," Burgess remarked, wishing to draw the
-governor out. "George Avery was a man of some importance down there and
-stood high in the community. He owned a quarry almost eleven miles from
-Torrenceville and maintained a bungalow on the quarry land where he used
-to entertain his friends with quail-hunting and perhaps now and then
-with a poker party. He killed a man named Reynolds who was his guest. As
-I remember, there seemed to be no great mystery about it, and Avery's
-defense was a mere disavowal and a brilliant flourish of character
-witnesses."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"For all anybody ever knew, it was a plain case, as Burgess says," the
-governor began. "Avery and Reynolds were business acquaintances and
-Avery had invited Reynolds down there to discuss the merging of their
-quarry interests. Reynolds was found dead a little way from the bungalow
-by some of the quarry laborers. He had been beaten on the head with a
-club in the most barbarous fashion. Reynolds's overcoat was torn off and
-the buttons ripped from his waistcoat, pointing to a fierce struggle
-before his assailant got him down and pounded the life out of him. The
-purpose was clearly not robbery, as Reynolds had a considerable sum of
-money on his person that was left untouched. When the men who found the
-body went to rouse Avery he collapsed when told that Reynolds was dead.
-In fact, he lay in a stupor for a week, and they could get nothing out
-of him. Tracks? No; it was a cold December night and the ground was
-frozen.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Reynolds had meant to take a midnight train for Chicago, and Avery had
-wired for special orders to stop at the quarry station, to save Reynolds
-the trouble of driving into Torrenceville. One might have supposed that
-Avery would accompany his visitor to the station, particularly as it was
-not a regular stop for night trains and the way across the fields was a
-little rough. I've personally been over all the ground. There are many
-difficult and inexplicable things about the case, the absence of motive
-being one of them. The State asserted business jealousy and
-substantiated it to a certain extent, and the fact that Avery had taken
-the initiative in the matter of combining their quarry interests and
-might have used undue pressure on Reynolds to force him to the deal to
-be considered."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor lapsed into silence, seemingly lost in reverie. With his
-right hand he was scribbling idly on the tablet that lay by his plate.
-The others, having settled themselves comfortably in their chairs,
-hoping to hear more of the murder, were disappointed when he ceased
-speaking. Burgess's usual calm, assured air deserted him. He seemed
-unwontedly restless, and they saw him glance furtively at his watch.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Please, governor, won't you go on with the story?" pleaded Colton. "You
-know that nothing that's said at one of Web's parties ever goes out of
-the room."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"That," laughed the governor, "is probably unfortunate, as most of his
-stories ought to go to the grand jury. But if I may talk here into the
-private ear of you gentlemen I will go on a little further. I've got to
-make up my mind, in the next hour or two about this case, and it may
-help me to reach a conclusion to think aloud about it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You needn't be afraid of us," said Burgess encouragingly. "We've been
-meeting here&mdash;about the same crowd&mdash;once a month for five years,
-and nobody has ever blabbed anything."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"All right; we'll go a bit further. Avery's stubborn silence was a
-contributing factor in his prompt conviction. A college graduate, a
-high-strung, nervous man, hard-working and tremendously ambitious;
-successful, reasonably prosperous, happy in his marriage, and with every
-reason for living straight: there you have George Avery as I make him
-out to have been when this calamity befell him. There was just one
-lapse, one error, in his life, but that didn't figure in the case, and I
-won't speak of it now. His conduct from the moment of his arrest, a week
-following the murder, and only after every other possible clue had been
-exhausted by the local authorities, was that of a man mutely resigned to
-his fate. I find from the records that he remained at the bungalow in
-care of a physician, utterly dazed, it seemed, by the thing he had done,
-until a warrant was issued and he was put in jail. He's been a prisoner
-ever since, and his silence has been unbroken to this day. His wife
-assures me that he never, not even to her, said one word about the case
-more than to declare his innocence. I've seen him at the penitentiary on
-two occasions, but could get nothing out of him. In fact, I exhausted
-any ingenuity I may have in attempting to surprise him into some
-admission that would give me ground for pardoning him, but without
-learning anything that was not in the State's case. They're using him as
-a bookkeeper, and he's made a fine record: a model convict. The long
-confinement has told seriously on his health, which is the burden of his
-wife's plea for his release, but he wouldn't even discuss that.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There was no one else at the bungalow on the night of the murder," the
-governor continued. "It was Avery's habit to get his meals at the house
-of the quarry superintendent, about five hundred yards away, and the
-superintendent's wife cared for the bungalow, but the men I've had at
-work couldn't find anything in that to hang a clue on. You see,
-gentlemen, after seven years it's not easy to work up a case, but two
-expert detectives that I employed privately to make some investigations
-along lines I suggested have been of great assistance. Failing to catch
-the scent where the trail started, I set them to work backward from a
-point utterly remote from the scene. It was a guess, and ordinarily it
-would have failed, but in this case it has brought results that are all
-but convincing."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The tablets and pencils that had been distributed along the table had
-not been neglected. The guests, without exception, had been drawing or
-scribbling; Colton had amused himself by sketching the governor's
-profile. Burgess seemed not to be giving his undivided attention to the
-governor's review of the case. He continued to fidget, and his eyes
-swept the table with veiled amusement. Then he tapped a bell and a
-waiter appeared.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pardon me a moment, governor, till the cigars are passed again."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In his round with the cigar tray the Jap, evidently by prearrangement,
-collected the tablets and laid them in front of Burgess.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Changed your mind about the limerick contest, Web?" asked someone.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Not at all," said Burgess carelessly; "the tablets have fulfilled their
-purpose. It was only a silly idea of mine anyhow." They noticed,
-however, that a tablet was left at the still vacant place that awaited
-the belated guest, and they wondered at this, surmising that Burgess had
-planned the dinner carefully and that the governor's discussion of the
-Avery case was by connivance with their host. With a quickening of
-interest they drew their chairs closer to the table.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The prosecuting attorney who represented the State in the trial is now
-a judge of the Circuit Court," the governor resumed when the door closed
-upon the waiter. "I have had many talks with him about this case. He
-confesses that there are things about it that still puzzle him. The
-evidence was purely circumstantial, as I have already indicated; but
-circumstantial evidence, as Thoreau once remarked, may be very
-convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk! But when two men have
-spent a day together in the house of one of them, and the other is found
-dead in a lonely place not far away, and suspicion attaches to no one
-but the survivor&mdash;not even the tramp who usually figures in such
-speculations&mdash;a jury of twelve farmers may be pardoned for taking the
-State's view of the matter."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The motive you spoke of, business jealousy, doesn't seem quite adequate
-unless it could be established that they had quarreled and that there
-was a clear showing of enmity," suggested Fullerton, the lawyer.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You are quite right, and the man who prosecuted Avery admits it," the
-governor answered.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There may have been a third man in the affair," suggested Ramsay, "and
-I suppose the cynical must have suggested the usual woman in the case."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I dare say those possibilities were thrashed out at the time," the
-governor replied; "but the only woman in this case is Avery's wife, and
-she and Reynolds had never met. I have found nothing to sustain any
-suspicion that there was a woman in the case. Avery's ostensible purpose
-in asking Reynolds to visit him at that out-of-the-way place was merely
-that they could discuss the combination of their quarry interests
-privately, and close to Avery's plant. It seems that Avery had
-undertaken the organization of a big company to take over a number of
-quarries whose product was similar, and that he wished to confer
-secretly with Reynolds to secure his sanction to a selling agreement
-before the others he wanted to get into the combination heard of it.
-That, of course, is perfectly plausible; I could make a good argument
-justifying that. Reynolds, like many small capitalists in country towns,
-had a number of irons in the fire and had done some promoting on his own
-hook. All the financial genius and all the financial crookedness aren't
-confined to Wall Street, though I forget that sometimes when I'm on the
-stump! I'm disposed to think from what I've learned of both of them that
-Avery wasn't likely to put anything over on Reynolds, who was no child
-in business matters. And there was nothing to show that Avery had got
-him down there for any other purpose than to effect a merger of quarry
-interests for their mutual benefit."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There probably were papers to substantiate that," suggested Fullerton;
-"correspondence and that sort of thing."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Certainly; I have gone into that," the governor replied. "All the
-papers remain in the office of the prosecuting attorney, and I have
-examined them carefully. Now, if Avery had been able to throw suspicion
-on some one else you'd think he'd have done so. And if there had been a
-third person at the bungalow that night you'd imagine that Avery would
-have said so; it's not in human nature for one man to take the blame for
-another's crime, and yet we do hear of such things, and I have read
-novels and seen plays built upon that idea. But here is Avery with
-fifteen years more to serve, and, if he's been bearing the burden and
-suffering the penalty of another's, sin, I must say that he's taking it
-all in an amazing spirit of self-sacrifice."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Of course," said Fullerton, "Reynolds may have had an enemy who
-followed him there and lay in wait for him. Or Avery may have connived
-at the crime without being really the assailant. That is conceivable."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We'll change the subject for a moment," said the governor, "and return
-to our muttons later."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He spoke in a low tone to Burgess, who looked at his watch and answered
-audibly:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We have half an hour more."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor nodded and, with a whimsical smile, began turning over the
-tablets.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"These pads were placed before you for a purpose which I will now
-explain. I apologize, for taking advantage of you, but you will pardon
-me, I'm sure, when I tell you my reason. I've dipped into psychology
-lately with a view to learning something of the mind's eccentricities.
-We all do things constantly without conscious effort, as you know; we
-perform acts automatically without the slightest idea that we are doing
-them. At meetings of our State boards I've noticed that nobody ever uses
-the pads that are always provided except to scribble on. Many people
-have that habit of scribbling on anything that's handy. Hotel keepers,
-knowing this, provide pads of paper ostensibly for memoranda that guests
-may want to make while at the telephone, but really to keep them from
-defacing the wall. Left alone with pencil and paper, most of us will
-scribble something or draw meaningless figures.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sometimes it's indicative of a deliberate turn of mind; again it's
-sheer nervousness. After I had discussed this with a well-known
-psychologist I began watching myself and found that I made a succession
-of figure eights looped together in a certain way&mdash;I've been doing it
-here!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And now," he went on with a chuckle, "you gentlemen have been indulging
-this same propensity as you listened to me. I find on one pad the word
-Napoleon written twenty times with a lot of flourishes; another has
-traced a dozen profiles of a man with a bulbous nose: it is the same
-gentleman, I find, who honored me by drawing me with a triple
-chin&mdash;for which I thank him. And here's what looks like a dog
-kennel repeated down the sheet. Still another has sketched the American
-flag all over the page. If the patriotic gentleman who drew the flag
-will make himself known, I should like to ask him whether he's conscious
-of having done that before?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm guilty, governor," Fullerton responded. "I believe it is a habit of
-mine. I've caught myself doing it scores of times."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm responsible for the man with the fat nose," confessed Colton; "I've
-been drawing him for years without ever improving my draftsmanship."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"That will do," said the governor, glancing at the door. "We won't take
-time to speak of the others, though you may be relieved to know that I
-haven't got any evidence against you. Burgess, please get these works of
-art out of the room. We'll go back to the Avery case. In going over the
-papers I found that the prosecuting attorney in his search of the
-bungalow the morning after the murder found a number of pieces of paper
-that bore an odd, irregular sort of sketch. I'm going to pass one of
-them round, but please send it back to me immediately."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He produced a sheet of letter paper that bore traces of hasty crumpling
-but had been smoothed out again, and held it up. It bore the
-lithographed name of the Avery Quarry Company. On it was drawn this
-device:
-</p>
-
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50px;">
-<img src="images/figure09.jpg" width="50" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p>
-"Please note," said the governor as the paper passed from hand to hand,
-"that same device is traced there five times, sometimes more irregularly
-than others, but the general form is the same. Now, in the fireplace of
-the bungalow living-room they found this and three other sheets of the
-same stationery that bore this same figure. It seems a fair assumption
-that someone sitting at a table had amused himself by sketching these
-outlines and then, when he had filled the sheet, tore it off and threw
-it into the fireplace, wholly unconscious of what he was doing. The
-prosecutor attached no importance to these sheets, and it was only by
-chance that they were stuck away in the file box with the other
-documents in the case."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then you suspect that there was a third man in the bungalow that
-night?" Ramsay asked.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor nodded gravely.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes; I have some little proof of it, quite a bit of proof, in fact. I
-have even had the wastebasket of the suspect examined for a considerable
-period. Knowing Burgess's interest in such matters, I have been using
-him to get me certain information I very much wanted. And our friend is
-a very successful person! I wanted to see the man I have in mind and
-study him a little when he was off-guard, and Burgess has arranged that
-for me, though he had to go into the tile business to do it! As you can
-readily see, I could hardly drag him to my office, so this little party
-was gotten up to give me a chance to look him over at leisure."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tate!" exclaimed several of the men.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You can see that this is a very delicate matter," said the governor
-slowly. "Burgess thought it better not to have a smaller party, as Tate,
-whom I never saw, might think it a frame-up. So you see we are using you
-as stool-pigeons, so to speak. Burgess vouches for you as men of
-discretion and tact; and it will be your business to keep Tate amused
-and his attention away from me while I observe him a little."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And when I give the signal you're to go into the library and look at
-picture books," Burgess added.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"That's not fair!" said Fullerton. "We want to see the end of it!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm so nervous," said Colton, "I'm likely to scream at any minute!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Don't do it!" Burgess admonished. "The new House Committee is very
-touchy about noise in the private dining-rooms, and besides I've got a
-lot of scenery set for the rest of the evening, and I don't want you
-fellows to spoil it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It begins to look," remarked the governor, glancing at his watch, "as
-though some of our scenery might have got lost."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He'd hardly bolt," Burgess replied; "he knows of no reason why he
-should! I told the doorman to send him right up. When he comes there
-will be no more references to the Avery case: you all understand?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They murmured their acquiescence, and a solemn hush fell upon them as
-they turned involuntarily toward the vacant chair.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"This will never do!" exclaimed the governor, who seemed to be the one
-tranquil person in the room. "We must be telling stories and giving an
-imitation of weary business men having a jolly time. But I'm tired of
-talking; some of the good story-tellers ought to be stirred up."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With a little prodding Fullerton took the lead, but was able to win only
-grudging laughter. Colton was trying his hand at diverting them when
-they were startled by a knock. Burgess was at the door instantly and
-flung it open.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4>II</h4>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, Tate! Come right in; the party hasn't started yet!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The newcomer was a short, thick-set man, clean-shaven, with coarse dark
-hair streaked with gray. The hand he gave the men in succession as they
-gathered about him for Burgess's introduction was broad and heavy. He
-offered it limply, with an air of embarrassment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Governor Eastman, Mr. Tate; that's your seat by the governor, Tate,"
-said Burgess. "We were just listening to some old stories from some of
-these fellows, so you haven't missed anything. I hope they didn't need
-me at that tile meeting; I never attend night meetings: they spoil my
-sleep, which my doctor says I've got to have."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Night meetings," said the Governor, "always give me a grouch the next
-morning. A party like this doesn't, of course!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Up in the country where I live we still stick to lodge meeting as an
-excuse when we want a night off," Tate remarked.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They laughed more loudly than was necessary to put him at ease. He
-refused Burgess's offer of food and drink and when someone started a
-political discussion they conspired to draw him into it. He was County
-Chairman of the party not then in power and complained good-naturedly to
-the governor of the big plurality Eastman had rolled up in the last
-election. He talked slowly, with a kind of dogged emphasis, and it was
-evident that politics was a subject to his taste. His brown eyes, they
-were noting, were curiously large and full, with a bilious tinge in the
-white. He met a glance steadily, with, indeed, an almost disconcerting
-directness.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Where the governor sat became, by imperceptible degrees, the head of the
-table as he began seriously and frankly discussing the points of
-difference between the existing parties, accompanied by clean-cut
-characterizations of the great leaders.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was nothing to indicate that anything lay behind his talk; to all
-appearances his auditors were absorbed in what he was saying. Tate had
-accepted a cigar, which he did not light but kept twisting slowly in his
-thick fingers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We Democrats have had to change our minds about a good many things,"
-the governor was saying. "Of course we're not going back to Jefferson"
-(he smiled broadly and waited for them to praise his magnanimity in
-approaching so near to an impious admission), "but the world has spun
-around a good many times since Jefferson's day. What I think we
-Democrats do and do splendidly is to keep dose to the changing current
-of public opinion; sometimes it seems likely to wash us down, as in the
-free-silver days; but we give, probably without always realizing it, a
-chance for the people to express themselves on new questions, and if
-we've stood for some foolish policies at times the country's the better
-for having passed on them. These great contests dear the air like a
-storm, and we all go peacefully about our business afterward."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As he continued they were all covertly watching Tate, who dropped his
-cigar and began playing with the pencil before him, absently winding and
-unwinding it upon the string that held it to the tablet. They were
-feigning an absorption in the governor's recital which their quick,
-nervous glances at Tate's hand belied. Burgess had pushed back his chair
-to face the governor more comfortably and was tying knots in his napkin.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Now and then Tate nodded solemnly in affirmation of something the
-governor said, but without lifting his eyes from the pencil. His broad
-shoulders were bent over the table, and the men about him were
-reflecting that this was probably an attitude into which his heavy body
-often relaxed when he was pondering deeply.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Wearying of the pencil&mdash;a trifle of the dance-card variety&mdash;he
-dropped it and drew his own from his waistcoat pocket. Then, after
-looking up to join in a laugh at some indictment of Republicanism
-expressed in droll terms by the governor, he drew the tablet closer and,
-turning his head slightly to one side, drew a straight line. Burgess
-frowned as several men changed position the better to watch him. The
-silence deepened, and the governor's voice rose with a slight oratorical
-ring. Through a half-open window floated the click of billiard balls in
-the room below. The governor having come down to the Wilson
-Administration, went back to Cleveland, whom he praised as a great
-leader and a great president. In normal circumstances there would have
-been interruptions and questions and an occasional gibe; and ordinarily
-the governor, who was not noted for loquacity, would not have talked
-twenty minutes at a stretch without giving an opportunity to his
-companions to break in upon him. He was talking, as they all knew, to
-give Tate time to draw the odd device which it was his habit to sketch
-when deeply engrossed.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The pencil continued to move over the paper; and from time to time Tate
-turned the pad and scrutinized his work critically. The men immediately
-about him watched his hand, wide-eyed, fascinated. There was something
-uncanny and unreal in the situation: it was like watching a wild animal
-approaching a trap and wholly unmindful of its danger. The square box
-which formed the base of the device was traced clearly; the arcs which
-were its familiar embellishment were carefully added. The governor,
-having exhausted Cleveland, went back to Jackson, and Tate finished a
-second drawing, absorbed in his work and rarely lifting his eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Seeing that Tate had tired of this pastime, the governor brought his
-lecture to an end, exclaiming:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Great Scott, Burgess! Why haven't you stopped me! I've said enough here
-to ruin me with my party, and you hadn't the grace to shut me off."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm glad for one," said Tate, pushing back the pad, "that I got in time
-to hear you; I've never known before that any Democrat could be so
-broad-minded!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The governor loosens up a good deal between campaigns," said Burgess,
-rising. "And now, let's go into the library where the chairs are
-easier."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor rose with the others, but remained by his chair, talking to
-Tate, until the room cleared, and then resumed his seat.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"This is perfectly comfortable; let's stay here, Mr. Tate. Burgess,
-close the door, will you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tate, hesitated, looked at his watch, and glanced at Burgess, who sat
-down as though wishing to humor the governor, and lighted a cigar.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Tate," said the governor unhurriedly, "if I'm not mistaken, you are
-George Avery's brother-in-law."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tate turned quickly, and his eyes widened in surprise.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes," he answered in slow, even tones; "Avery married my sister."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Tate, I have in my pocket a pardon all ready to sign, giving Avery
-his liberty. His case has troubled me a good deal; I don't want to sign
-this pardon unless I'm reasonably sure of Avery's innocence. If you were
-in my place, Mr. Tate, would you sign it?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The color went out of the man's face and his jaw fell; but he recovered
-himself quickly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Of course, governor, it would be a relief to me, to my sister, all of
-us, if you could see your way to pardoning George. As you know, I've
-been doing what I could to bring pressure to bear on the Board of
-Pardons: everything that seemed proper. Of course," he went on
-ingratiatingly, "we've all felt the disgrace of the thing."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Tate," the governor interrupted, "I have reason to believe that
-there was a third man at Avery's bungalow the night Reynolds was killed.
-I've been at some pains to satisfy myself of that. Did that ever occur
-to you as a possibility?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I suspected that all along," Tate answered, drawing his handkerchief
-slowly across his face. "I never could believe George Avery guilty; he
-wasn't that kind of man!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I don't think he was myself," the governor replied. "Now, Mr. Tate, on
-the night of the murder you were not at home, nor on the next day when
-your sister called you on the long-distance telephone. You were in
-Louisville, were you not?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes, certainly; I was in Louisville."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"As a matter of fact, Mr. Tate, you were not in Louisville! You were at
-Avery's bungalow that night, and you left the quarry station on a
-freight train that was sidetracked on the quarry switch to allow the
-Chicago train to pass. You rode to Davos, which you reached at two
-o'clock in the morning. There you registered under a false name at the
-Gerber House, and went home the next evening pretending to have been at
-Louisville. You are a bachelor, and live in rooms over your bank, and
-there was no one to keep tab on your absences but your clerks, who
-naturally thought nothing of your going to Louisville, where business
-often takes you. You were there two days ago, I believe. But that has
-nothing to do with this matter. When you heard that Reynolds was dead
-and Avery under suspicion you answered your sister's summons and hurried
-to Torrenceville."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I was in Louisville; I was in Louisville, I tell you!" Tate uttered the
-words in convulsive gasps. He brushed the perspiration from his forehead
-impatiently and half rose.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Please sit down, Mr. Tate. You had had trouble a little while before
-that with Reynolds about some stock in a creamery concern in your county
-that he promoted. You thought he had tricked you, and very possibly he
-had. The creamery business had resulted in a bitter hostility between
-you: it had gone to such an extent that he had refused to see you again
-to discuss the matter. You brooded over that until you were not quite
-sane where Reynolds was concerned: I'll give you the benefit of that.
-You asked your brother-in-law to tell you when Reynolds was going to see
-him, and he obligingly consented. We will assume that Avery, a good
-fellow and anxious to aid you, made a meeting possible. Reynolds wasn't
-to know that you were to be at the bungalow&mdash;he wouldn't have gone
-if he had known it&mdash;and Avery risked the success of his own
-negotiations by introducing you into his house, out of sheer good will
-and friendship. You sat at a table in the bungalow living-room and
-discussed the matter. Some of these things only I have guessed at; the
-rest of it&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's a lie; it's all a damned lie! This was a scheme to get me here:
-you and Burgess have set this up on me! I tell you I wasn't at the
-quarry; I never saw Reynolds there that night or any other time. My God,
-if I had been there,&mdash;if Avery could have put it on me, would he be
-doing time for it?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Not necessarily, Mr. Tate. Let us go back a little. It had been in your
-power once to do Avery a great favor, a very great favor. That's true,
-isn't it?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tate stared, clearly surprised, but his quivering lips framed no answer.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You had known him from boyhood, and shortly after his marriage to your
-sister it had been in your power to do him a great favor; you had helped
-him out of a hole and saved the quarry for him. It cost me considerable
-money to find that out, Mr. Tate, and not a word of help have I had from
-Avery: be sure of that! He had been guilty of something just a little
-irregular&mdash;in fact, the forging of your name to a note&mdash;and you
-had dealt generously with him, out of your old-time friendship, we will
-say, or to spare your sister humiliation."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"George was in a corner," said Tate weakly but with manifest relief at
-the turn of the talk. "He squared it all long ago."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's natural, in fact, instinctive, for a man to protect himself, to
-exhaust all the possibilities of defense when the law lays its hand upon
-him. Avery did not do so, and his meek submission counted heavily
-against him. But let us consider that a little. You and Reynolds left
-the bungalow together, probably after the interview had added to your
-wrath against him, but you wished to renew the talk out of Avery's
-hearing and volunteered to guide Reynolds to the station where the
-Chicago train was to stop for him. You didn't go back, Mr.
-Tate&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Good God, I tell you I wasn't there! I can prove that I was in
-Louisville; I tell you&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We're coming bade to your alibi in a moment," said the governor
-patiently. "We will assume&mdash;merely assume for the moment&mdash;that
-you said you would take the train with Reynolds and ride as far as
-Ashton, where the Midland crosses and you would get an early morning
-train home. Avery went to sleep at the bungalow wholly ignorant of what
-had happened; he was awakened in the morning with news that Reynolds had
-been killed by blows on the head inflicted near the big derrick where
-you and Reynolds&mdash;I am assuming again&mdash;had stopped to argue
-your grievances. Avery&mdash;shocked, dazed, not comprehending his
-danger and lying there in the bungalow prostrated and half-crazed by the
-horror of the thing&mdash;waited: waited for the prompt help he expected
-from the only living person who knew that he had not left the bungalow.
-He knew you only as a kind, helpful friend, and I dare say at first he
-never suspected you! It was the last thing in the world he would have
-attributed to you, and the possibility of it was slow to enter his
-anxious, perturbed mind. He had every reason for sitting tight in those
-first hideous hours, confident that the third man at that bungalow
-gathering would come forward and establish his innocence with a word. As
-is the way in such cases, efforts were made to fix guilt upon others;
-but Avery, your friend, the man you had saved once, in a fine spirit of
-magnanimity, waited for you to say the word that would dear him. But you
-never said that word, Mr. Tate. You took advantage of his silence; a
-silence due, we will say, to shock and horror at the catastrophe and to
-his reluctance to believe you guilty of so monstrous a crime or capable
-of allowing him, an innocent man, to suffer the penalty for it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tate's big eyes were bent dully upon the governor. He averted his gaze
-slowly and reached for a glass of water, but his hand shook so that he
-could not lift it, and he glared at it as though it were a hateful
-thing.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I wasn't there! Why&mdash;&mdash;" he began with an effort at bravado;
-but the words choked him and he sat swinging his head from side to side
-and breathing heavily.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor went on in the same low, even tone he had used from the
-beginning:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"When Avery came to himself and you still were silent, he doubtless saw
-that, having arranged for you to meet Reynolds at the
-bungalow&mdash;Reynolds, who had been avoiding you&mdash;he had put
-himself in the position of an accessory before the fact and that even if
-he told the truth about your being there he would only be drawing you
-into the net without wholly freeing himself. At best it was an ugly
-business, and being an intelligent man he knew it. I gather that you are
-a secretive man by nature; the people who know you well in your own town
-say that of you. No one knew that you had gone there and the burden of
-the whole thing was upon Avery. And your tracks were so completely
-hidden: you had been at such pains to sneak down there to take advantage
-of the chance Avery made for you to see Reynolds and have it out with
-him about the creamery business, that suspicion never attached to you.
-You knew Avery as a good fellow, a little weak, perhaps, as you learned
-from that forgery of your name ten years earlier; and it would have been
-his word against yours. I'll say to you, Mr. Tate, that I've lain awake
-nights thinking about this case, and I know of nothing more pitiful, my
-imagination can conjure nothing more horrible, than the silent suffering
-of George Avery as he waited for you to go to his rescue, knowing that
-you alone could save him."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I didn't do it, I didn't do it!" Tate reiterated in a hoarse whisper
-that died away with a queer guttural sound in his throat.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And now about your alibi, Mr. Tate: the alibi that you were never even
-called on to establish." The governor reached for the tablet and held it
-before the man's eyes, which focused upon it slowly, uncomprehendingly.
-"Now," said the governor, "you can hardly deny that you drew that
-sketch, for I saw you do it with my own eyes. I'm going to ask you, Mr.
-Tate, whether this drawing isn't also your work?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He drew out the sheet of paper he had shown the others earlier in the
-evening and placed it beside the tablet. Tate jumped to his feet,
-staring wild-eyed, and a groan escaped him. The governor caught his arm
-and pushed him bade into his chair.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You will see that is Avery's letterhead that was used in the quarry
-office. As you talked there with Reynolds that night you played with a
-pencil as you did here a little while ago and without realizing it you
-were creating evidence against yourself that was all I needed to
-convince me absolutely of your guilt. I have three other sheets of
-Avery's paper bearing the same figure that you drew that night at the
-quarry office; and I have others collected in your own office within a
-week! As you may be aware, the power of habit is very strong. For years,
-no doubt, your subconsciousness has carried that device, and in moments
-of deep abstraction with wholly unrelated things your hand has traced
-it. Even the irregularities in the outline are identical, and the size
-and shading are precisely the same. I ask you again, Mr. Tate, shall I
-sign the pardon I brought here in my pocket and free George Avery?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The sweat dripped from Tate's forehead and trickled down his cheeks in
-little streams that shone in the light. His collar had wilted at the
-fold, and he ran his finger round his neck to loosen it. Once, twice, he
-lifted his head defiantly, but, meeting the governor's eyes fixed upon
-him relentlessly, his gaze wavered. He thrust his hand under his coat
-and drew out his pencil and then, finding it in his fingers, flung it
-away, and his shoulders drooped lower.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4>III</h4>
-
-<p>
-Burgess stood by the window with his back to them. The governor spoke to
-him, and he nodded and left the room. In a moment he returned with two
-men and dosed the door quickly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hello, warden; sit down a moment, will you?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor turned to a tall, slender man whose intense pallor was
-heightened by the brightness of his oddly staring blue eyes. He advanced
-slowly. His manner was that of a blind man moving cautiously in an
-unfamiliar room. The governor smiled reassuringly into his white,
-impassive face.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm very glad to see you, Mr. Avery," he said. He rose and took Avery
-by the hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At the name Tate's head went up with a jerk. His chair creaked
-discordantly as he turned, looked up into the masklike face behind him,
-and then the breath went out of him with a sharp, whistling sound as
-when a man dies, and he lunged forward with his arms flung out upon the
-table.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor's grip tightened upon Avery's hand; there was something of
-awe in his tone when he spoke.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You needn't be afraid, Avery," he said. "My way of doing this is a
-little hard, I know, but it seemed the only way. I want you to tell me,"
-he went on slowly, "whether Tate was at the bungalow the night Reynolds
-was killed. He <i>was</i> there, wasn't he?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Avery wavered, steadied himself with an effort, and slowly shook his
-head. The governor repeated his question in a tone so low that Burgess
-and the warden, waiting at the window, barely heard. A third time he
-asked the question. Avery's mouth opened, but he only wet his lips with
-a quick, nervous movement of the tongue, and his eyes met the governor's
-unseeingly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor turned from him slowly, and his left hand fell upon Tate's
-shoulder.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If you are not guilty, Tate, now is the time for you to speak. I want
-you to say so before Avery; that's what I've brought him here for. I
-don't want to make a mistake. If you say you believe Avery to be guilty,
-I will not sign his pardon."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He waited, watching Tate's hands as they opened and shut weakly; they
-seemed, as they lay inert upon the table, to be utterly dissociated from
-him, the hands of an automaton whose mechanism worked imperfectly. A
-sob, deep, hoarse, pitiful, shook his burly form.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The governor sat down, took a bundle of papers from his pocket, slipped
-one from under the rubber band which snapped back sharply into place. He
-drew out a pen, tested the point carefully, then, steadying it with his
-left hand, wrote his name.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Warden," he said, waving the paper to dry the ink, "thank you for your
-trouble. You will have to go home alone. Avery is free."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4>IV</h4>
-
-<p>
-When Burgess appeared at the bank at ten o'clock the next morning he
-found his friends of the night before established in the directors' room
-waiting for him. They greeted him without their usual chaff, and he
-merely nodded to all comprehendingly and seated himself on the table.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We don't want to bother you, Web," said Colton, "but I guess we'd all
-feel better if we knew what happened after we left you last night. I
-hope you don't mind."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Burgess frowned and shook his head.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You ought to thank God you didn't have to see the rest of it! I've got
-a reservation on the Limited tonight: going down to the big city in the
-hope of getting it out of my mind."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, we know only what the papers printed this morning," said Ramsay;
-"a very brief paragraph saying that Avery had been pardoned. The papers
-don't tell the story of his crime as they usually do, and we noticed
-that they refrained from saying that the pardon was signed at one of
-your dinner parties."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I fixed the newspapers at the governor's request. He didn't want any
-row made about it, and neither did I, for that matter. Avery is at my
-house. His wife was there waiting for him when I took him home."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We rather expected that," said Colton, "as we were planted at the
-library windows when you left the club. But about the other man: that's
-what's troubling us."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Um," said Burgess, crossing his legs and clasping his knees. "<i>That</i>
-was the particular hell of it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tate was guilty; we assume that of course," suggested Fullerton. "We
-all saw him signing his death warrant right there at the table."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes," Burgess replied gravely, "and he virtually admitted it; but if
-God lets me live I hope never to see anything like that again!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He jumped down and took a turn across the room.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And now&mdash;&mdash; After that, Web?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, it won't take long to tell it. After the governor signed the
-pardon I told the warden to take Avery downstairs and get him a drink:
-the poor devil was all in. And then Tate came to, blubbering like the
-vile coward he is, and began pleading for mercy: on his knees, mind you;
-on his <i>knees!</i> God! It was horrible&mdash;horrible beyond anything
-I ever dreamed of&mdash;to see him groveling there. I supposed, of
-course, the governor would turn him over to the police. I was all primed
-for that, and Tate expected it and bawled like a sick calf. But what he
-said was&mdash;what the governor said was, and he said it the way they
-say 'dust to dust' over a grave&mdash;'You poor fool, for such beasts as
-you the commonwealth has no punishment that wouldn't lighten the load
-you've got to carry around with you till you die!' That's all there was
-of it! That's exactly what he said, and can you beat it? I got a room
-for Tate at the club, and told one of the Japs to put him to bed." "But
-the governor had no right," began Ramsay eagerly; "he had no
-<i>right</i>&mdash;&mdash;" "The king can do no wrong! And, if you
-fellows don't mind, the incident is dosed, and we'll never speak of it
-again."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_5_1" id="Footnote_5_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_1"><span class="label">[5]</span></a><i>From Best Laid Schemes, Copyright, 1919, 1922, by
-Charles Scribner's Sons. By permission of the publisher.</i></p></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
-<img src="images/figure10.jpg" width="400" alt="" />
-<div class="caption">
-<p class="center">H. C. WITWER</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><i>FOREWORD</i></h4>
-
-<p>
-<i>I have selected "Money to Burns" as my best effort because the
-situations and characters in that story appealed to me more than any
-others I've created in some three hundred odd yarns. The "gold-digging"
-young lady of the chorus, the super-sophisticated bellboy with his
-hard-boiled philosophy, and the beautiful, cynical Goddess of the
-Switchboard, are all familiars of mine. Intimate with their habits,
-characteristics, mannerisms and vocabulary, I had only to create a
-central plot and push them bodily into it. After that, writing the story
-was merely a case of conscientious reporting&mdash;it almost wrote
-itself!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>The genesis of "Money to Burns" was some envious remarks of a bellboy
-in discussing the sensational escapades of a certain young millionaire.
-The boy, bringing ice water to my room in a hotel, pointed to the
-glaring headlines in a newspaper that told of the gilded youth's latest
-adventure, and bitterly bemoaned the fate that made him a bellboy and
-the other a millionaire. He discoursed on what he would do were he the
-possessor of wealth, etc. I encouraged his conversation, with a story
-forming itself before my eyes. When he left the room I put his
-counterpart on paper, gave him wealth, added the other characters and
-necessary embellishments, carved out the title which I hoped would
-attract the reader's interest and&mdash;there you are!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>As to how I work&mdash;one word pretty well covers that question. The
-word is "HARD!" I try to get interesting characters and titles first of
-all; after that, plots. The characters are always people I know well.
-The plots may come from any source&mdash;things that have happened to
-me, a chance remark of some individual, a newspaper headline, an
-adventure I would relish having myself, etc.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular
-magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean
-white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment. Thais all I
-would presume to advise&mdash;and I may have given an overdose
-already!</i>
-</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 150px;">
-<img src="images/figure04.jpg" width="150" height="70" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h4><a id="chap06"></a></h4>
-
-<h4>MONEY TO BURNS<a name="FNanchor_6_1" id="FNanchor_6_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_1" class="fnanchor">[6]</a>
-<br /><br />
-By H. C. WITWER</h4>
-
-<p>
-"<i>When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill
-Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they
-all <i>thought</i> it about the time the world was giving them the air.
-However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr.
-Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal
-year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle,
-Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop&mdash;age, twenty; color, white;
-nationality, Broadway-American&mdash;decided to find out for himself
-whether or not Pubby's statement was true. It is! Loll back in the old
-easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.
-Perhaps you don't know me, as Eve coyly remarked to Adam, so taking
-advantage of your good nature I'll introduce myself. I'm Gladys
-Murgatroyd, a switchboard operator at the Hotel St. Moe. I was slipped
-into the cradle under the name of Mary Ellen Johnson, but as that smacks
-more of the kitchen than the drawing-room, I changed that label some
-time ago to the Gladys Murgatroyd thing, which I admit sounds
-phony&mdash;still, I'm a phone girl, so what could be sweeter?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-However, one morning during a slight lull in the daily hostilities
-between me and the number-seeking guests, I am reading my favorite
-book&mdash;the <i>Morning Squawk</i>, the newspaper that made the
-expression "It is alleged" famous, or maybe it was the other way around.
-Spattered all over the front page is a highly sensational account of the
-latest adventures of one of these modern prodigal sons&mdash;in round
-numbers, Carlton Van Ryker, whose father celebrated his ninety-fifth
-birthday by entering a tomb in a horizontal position and leaving his
-only progeny two paltry $500,000 bank notes. The young millionaire with
-the name like a Pullman car and a soft collar had been stepping high,
-wide and fast with his pennies and at the time of going to press was the
-plot of an "alienation of my wife's affections" suit, a badly mismanaged
-shooting affair, and various other things that would keep his mind off
-the weather for quite a spell. While I'm drinking all this in with my
-lustrous orbs, along comes Mons. James Joseph Aloysius Burns, who was
-either the hero of this episode in my exciting career, or else he
-wasn't.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Although I've known Jimmy Burns for the worst part of two years, we're
-still good friends, both of us being refugees from the land of Utah. My
-home town was the metropolis of Bountiful, where I once won a beauty
-contest single-handed, and James fled from Salt Lake City, where smoking
-cigarettes is the same as throwing rocks at the President, in the eyes
-of the genial authorities.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But to get to the business of the meeting&mdash;Jimmy sported a sarcastical
-sneer as he approached my switchboard on this particular morning.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Kin you feature a cuckoo like this dizzy Van Ryker havin' all that
-sugar," he snorts, nodding angrily at the newspaper, "whilst us regular
-white folks is got to slave like Uncle Tom or we don't eat? Is that
-fair?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Cheer up, Jimmy," I says with a smile. "We don't get much money, that's
-a fact, but then we can laugh out loud. That's more than Van Ryker can
-do! Look at the pushing around he's getting because he hauled oil and
-inherited a million, poor fellow; he&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"That mug was ru'ned by too much jack!" butts in Jimmy. "He's what you
-call a weak sister. He wasn't <i>built</i> to handle important
-money&mdash;you got to be <i>born</i> that way! Knowin' how to spend
-money is a gift. <i>I</i> got the gift, but I ain't got the money!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And you never <i>will</i> have the money, frittering away your life
-hopping bells in a hotel, Jamesy&mdash;not to give you a short answer,"
-I says. "When they assembled you they left out the
-motor&mdash;<i>ambition!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Blah!" says Jimmy courteously. "That's what <i>you</i> think. I got plenty
-ambition. My ambition is to wake up every morning for the rest of my
-life with a twenty-dollar bill in my kick! Believe me, Cutey, I often
-wish I was a Wall Street bond messenger, a bootlegger or even a
-professional reformer&mdash;but I ain't never had a shot at no <i>big</i>
-dough like that. Why, if it was rainin' tomato bouillon, I'd be there with
-a knife instead of a spoon!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"As if <i>that</i> would stop you!" I remark sweetly. I once saw James eat.
-"It seems to me you're always craving excitement," I went on, dealing
-out some wrong numbers. "Only last week you told me you had a massage."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Go ahead and kid me," says Jimmy. "<i>You</i> should bite your
-nails&mdash;you're a woman, a good looker with more curves than a scenic
-railway, and they ain't no way <i>you</i> kin lose! But it's different
-<i>here.</i> It seems to me I beep workin' for a livin' since the doc
-says 'It's a boy!' and the chances is I'll be workin' for a livin' till
-the doc says 'Get the embalmer'!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Don't you love that?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why don't you check out of the bell-hopping game and try your luck at
-something with a future in it?" I ask him, though, really, I'm about as
-interested in Jimmy's biography as I am in the election returns at
-Tokyo. "If <i>I</i> was a man, this town wouldn't have <i>me</i> licked!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Apple sauce!" sneers Jimmy politely. "A guy without money has got the
-same chance in New York as a ferryboat salesman would have on the Sara
-Desert. It takes jack to make jack. With a bank roll I could make
-<i>my</i> name as well known as Jonah's, and I'd spot him his whale!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What do you <i>do</i> with your nickels?" I ask him. "I don't doubt
-that Chaplin and Fairbanks get more <i>wages</i> than you bellboys, but
-I thought your <i>tips</i> ran into better figures than they have in the
-Follies."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Say, cutey, be yourself!" says James scornfully. "Most of the eggs in
-this trap is as tight as the skin on a grape&mdash;they wouldn't give a
-thin dime to see Tut-ankh-Amen walk up Fifth Avenoo on his hands! I
-could be railroaded to Sing Sing for what I think of <i>them</i> babies.
-Why should <i>I</i> have to carry suitcases and hustle ice water for a
-lot of monkeys like that?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Don't put on dog, Jimmy," I smile. "The guests of the St. Moe are every
-bit as good as you are, even if you <i>are</i> a haughty bellhop and
-they are lowly millionaires. Suppose <i>you</i> had a million, what
-would you do with it?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well," says Jimmy thoughtfully, "the first thing I'd do wouldst be to
-get me a education&mdash;not that I'm no dumb Isaac by no means, but
-they's a few lessons like algeometry, matriculation, mock geography and
-the like which I could use. <i>I</i> wouldn't get all tangled up with no
-wild women or pull none of the raw stuff which this Van Ryker jobbie
-done, that's a cinch! They'd be no horseplay what the so ever, as far as
-<i>I</i> was concerned. What <i>I'd</i> do wouldst be to crash into some
-business, make my pile and my name and not do no playin' around till I
-was about fifty and independent for life. Ain't it a crime when I got
-them kind of intentions to make good and no nonsense about it, that
-somebody don't slip me a million?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's an outrage, Jimmy," I agree, allowing a giggle to break jail.
-"Still, all men are born equal and if it's actually possible that you
-<i>haven't</i> got a million, why, you must have thrown your chances away.
-When Eddie Windsor was your age, for instance, he had made himself
-Prince of Wales!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Me and him begin life in a different type of cradle!" says Jimmy. "And
-that stuff about everybody bein' equal when they're born is the oyster's
-ice skates. The only way me and them wealthy millionaires was even at
-birth is that we was all babies!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This debate between me and Jimmy was about like Adam and a monkey
-arguing over which of 'em was our first ancestor&mdash;we could have found
-plenty of people to side with both of us. Then again, the customers was
-beginning to snap into it for the day and craved the voice with the
-smile. I got as busy at the switchboard as a custard pie salesman on a
-movie comedy lot, so I gave the money-mad James the air for the time
-being.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A couple of weeks later, or maybe it was a jolly old fortnight, Hon. Guy
-Austin Tower returns from a voyage to Europe, and then the fun began!
-Maybe you all haven't had the unusual pleasure of meeting my boy friend,
-so with your kind permission I'll introduce him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This handsome young metropolitan sheik is a millionaire of the first
-water, a full-blooded playwright, one of my wildest admirers, and a
-guest at the Hotel St. Moe. Guy would be a face card in any deck&mdash;he's
-a real fellow, no fooling. Even the parboiled Jimmy Burns, who thinks
-everybody guilty till proved innocent, is one of Guy's fans. Guy just
-sprays Jimmy and the rest of the hired help with princely tips and
-doesn't dime them to death, as most of the other inmates do.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Like Carlton Van Ryker, Guy was left about everything but Lake Michigan
-when his male parent entered the obituary column, but <i>unlike</i> Van
-Ryker, Guy didn't let his millions make him a clown. He wanted to carve
-his own way on our popular planet, so he simply forgot about his
-warehouse full of doubloons and took up the trade of writing plays. As
-he's got two frolics running on Broadway now, you could hardly call him
-a bust.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Well, when Guy came back from overseas he got a welcome from the St. Moe
-staff that would have tickled a political boss. Honestly, he brought
-something back for everybody! What he brought back for me was some
-perfectly gorgeous Venetian lace and his sixty-fifth request that I
-renounce the frivolous pleasures of the telephone switchboard and enter
-matrimony.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-I accepted the lace, which drove my girl friend, Hazel Killian, wild
-with envy, but on the wedding bells I claimed exemption. I like Guy, but
-I'm by no means in love with him&mdash;or with anyone else! From what I've
-been able to observe on my perch at the St. Moe switchboard, there's a
-bit too much "moan" in matrimony, and, really, I get no more thrill out
-of contemplating marriage than Noah would get out of contemplating
-Niagara Falls. I've seen too much of it! I do get a kick, though, out of
-my daily struggle to remain a campfire girl and still keep from dying of
-too little fun. The swarming lobby of any costly Gotham hotel is the
-favorite hunting grounds of snips that pass in the night, always looking
-for the best of it&mdash;lounge lizards, synthetic sheiks of all ages and
-others too humorous to mention. Any young, well dressed member of my
-much advertised sex who doesn't resemble a gorilla is their legitimate
-prey, and trying to discourage 'em is like trying to discourage the
-anti-drys. But I got their number&mdash;being a phone girl, that's my job,
-isn't it? I meet five hundred representatives of the sillier sex every
-day, and it's a hobby of mine to treat 'em all with equal chilly
-politeness till they get out of line. Then I turn off the politeness, just
-giving 'em the chill, and honest, when I want to be cold&mdash;which is
-generally&mdash;I'd turn a four-alarm fire into an iceberg with a glance!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-However, there are a lot of yawns connected with plugging a telephone
-switchboard day by day in every way, and now and then a male will come
-along sufficiently interesting for little Gladys to accept temporarily
-as an accomplice in the assassination of time.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Dinners, dances, theaters, this and that&mdash;nothing my mother and I
-couldn't laugh over, so don't curl your lip!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Well, Guy Tower hadn't been back in the St. Moe a week when he began
-showering attentions on me from the point where he left off before he
-sailed away. Honestly, he dinnered and theatered me silly! Hazel Killian
-watched me carelessly toy with this good-looking young gold mine with
-unconcealed feelings of covetousness. She simply couldn't understand why
-I didn't grab this boon from Heaven and marry him while he was stupefied
-with my charms. Hazel, who is an artists' model and no eyesore herself,
-is suffering from a lifelong ambition to become a bird in a gilded cage.
-She craves a millionaire, and in desperation she offered to match coins
-with me for Guy, but I indignantly refused. I <i>know</i> Hazel&mdash;she's
-a dear, but she'd have Rockefeller penniless in a month and every shop on
-Fifth Avenue sporting a "Closed to Restock" sign. She's just a pretty
-baby who loves to go buy and she makes 'em give till it hurts, don't
-think she doesn't!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Another person who got upset over Guy's inability to keep away from me
-was Jerry Murphy, house sleuth at the St. Moe. Jerry's so big that if he
-had numbers on him he'd look like a box car, and he's just another male
-I can get all dizzied up with a properly manipulated eye and smile.
-Really, he's not a bad fellow, but as a detective he's a blank
-cartridge. He couldn't catch pneumonia if it was against the law not to
-have it. Jerry don't know what it's all about and never will, because
-he's too thick between the ears to ask and nobody will tell him. He
-hangs around my switchboard like a hungry collie around a kitchen and
-he's just as eager; but I'm not collecting losers, so Jerry's
-meaningless to <i>me.</i> My bounding around with Guy fills Jerry with pain
-and alarm and he keeps me supplied with laughs by constantly warning me
-of the pitfalls and temptations that surround a little telephone girl
-who steps out with a millionaire. "If 'at big mock orange makes one
-out-of-the-way crack to you, cutey, just tip me off and I'll <i>ruin</i>
-him!" says Jerry with a menacing growl. "I can't cuddle up to the idea
-of you goin' out with him all the time. Don't let him go to work and
-lure you somewheres away from easy callin' distance of help!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Cut yourself a piece of cake!" I says. "Mister Tower is a perfect
-gentleman, Jerry, and it would be impossible for him to act like
-anything else if he and I were alone on an island in the middle of the
-Pacific."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Say, listen, cutey,'" says Jerry, wincing, "don't mention 'at
-alone-on-a-island stuff in my presence! 'At's what I been dreamin' about
-me and you for a year. If we ever get on a ship together, I'll wreck it
-as sure as you're born!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Now, isn't he a scream?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Well, at one of our dinner dates about a month after his return, Guy
-shows up haggard and wan and apparently all in. Generally a fellow who
-couldn't do enough for his stomach, he ordered this night with the
-enthusiasm of a steak fiend week-ending at a vegetarian friend's. When
-the nourishment arrived, Guy just dallied and toyed with it. Afterwards
-we favored the dance floor with a visit, and instead of tripping his
-usual wicked ballroom he acted like he had an anvil in each of his
-pumps. A dozen times during the evening he had to tap back a yawn, and
-really I began to get steamed up. I'm not used to seeing my boy friends
-pass out on me!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I hope I'm not keeping you awake, Mr. Tower," I remarked frigidly as we
-returned to our table and the nineteenth yawn slipped right through his
-fingers, in spite of his well meant attempt to push it back.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Forgive me!" says Guy quickly, and a flush brings some color to his
-face for the first time that night. "I&mdash;the fact is, Gladys, I don't
-believe I've had a dozen hours' sleep in the past week!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then you've been cheating," I smile, "for you've always left me around
-midnight. Is she a blonde or a brunette, or have you noticed?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Guy laughs and, leaning over, pats my hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"As if I would ever notice <i>any</i> girl but you!" he says, getting
-daringly original. "Oh, it isn't a girl, Gladys&mdash;though there
-<i>is</i> a woman at the bottom of the thing, at that. I'll explain that
-paradoxical statement. Rosenblum wants my next play to open his new
-Thalia Theater, which will be completed within two months&mdash;and I
-haven't the ghost of an idea, not the semblance of a plot! I've paced
-the floor like a caged animal, smoking countless cigarettes and drinking
-oceans of black coffee. I've written steadily for hours at a stretch and
-then torn the whole business up in disgust. That's what's kept me awake
-at night&mdash;that and my daily battles with this infernal Rosenblum!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How come?" I ask him in surprise. "I don't see the percentage in
-battling with the man who puts your plays on Broadway, Guy."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He wants me to write a risqué farce, one of those
-loathsome&mdash;er&mdash;pardon me&mdash;bedroom things for Yvette D'Lys,"
-says Guy angrily, "and I ab-so-lute-ly will not do it! I refuse to
-prostitute my art for the sordid box office! I&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hold everything!" I butt in. "Shakespeare wasn't below writing bedroom
-farces, and I think even <i>you'll</i> admit that he got some favorable
-mention as a playwright."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Shakespeare write a bedroom farce!" gasps Guy. "Why, my dear girl,
-you&mdash;which of his marvelous plays could you <i>possibly</i> twist
-into that?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Othello," I says promptly. "In act five they clown all over the
-boudoir! You should go to the theater oftener."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For a second Guy looks puzzled, then he grins and the lines around his
-navy-blue eyes relax.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You are delightful," he says. "If I cannot get mental stimulus from
-<i>you</i>, then I am indeed uninspired! Nevertheless, I am not going to do
-as Rosenblum requests. I have never written anything salacious or even
-suggestive, and I never will! Furthermore, I don't believe Miss D'Lys or
-<i>any</i> actress likes to play that kind of a part. It is managers of the
-Rosenblum type that force those rĂ´les on them&mdash;callous,
-dollar-grabbing, cynical pessimists, who take it for granted that all
-women are bad!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Any man who takes it for granted that all women are bad is no
-pessimist, Guy," I says thoughtfully. "He's an optimist!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Great!" says Guy, slapping the table with his hand. "May I use that
-epigram in my play?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll loan it to you," I tell him. "If I break out with the writing rash
-myself some day, I'll want it back. And now let me hear some of the
-ideas you tore up in disgust&mdash;maybe one of them is the real McCoy.
-Trot 'em out and I'll give you my honest opinion."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Well, he did and I did. Guy rattled off a half-dozen plots, which failed
-to thicken and merely sickened. Honestly, they had everything in 'em but
-the Battle of Gettysburg, and really they were fearful&mdash;about as new
-and exciting as a beef stew, which is just what I told him, being a
-truthful girl.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Guy sighs and looks desperate.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Gladys," he says, "I simply <i>must</i> have a play ready to open the
-Thalia in less than eight weeks! You know that my interest in
-playwriting is anything but mercenary&mdash;good heavens, I have more
-money than I know what to do with. What I want is to see my name on
-another Broadway success, and I'm absolutely barren of ideas! I've
-simply struck a dry spell, such as all writers do, occasionally. At this
-moment I'd give twenty-five thousand dollars for an original plot!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-I drew a deep breath and stared at him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Don't kid about that kind of money, Guy," I says solemnly.
-"And&mdash;don't tempt me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I never was more serious in my life!" he quickly assures me. "Why, have
-<i>you</i> an idea? By Jove, Gladys, if you if <i>have</i>&mdash;you are
-the goddess from the machine&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Be of good cheer," I interrupt. "I'll go home and sleep over matters,
-which is what you better do, too&mdash;you look like you fell out of a well
-or something, really! I'll see you tomorrow. I don't think I'll have a
-plot for you by then, but&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Naturally&mdash;still, if you even have a suggestion that I might use,"
-says Guy eagerly, "I&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I say I don't <i>think</i> I'll have a plot by then, I know I'll have
-one!" I finish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And I did, really!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When I got home that night I went right to bed, but somehow Mr. Slumber
-and me couldn't seem to come to terms. My brain just refused to call it
-a union day but kept mulling over Guy and his magnanimous offer of
-twenty-five thousand lire for a plot. Good heavens, he could buy a plot
-with a house and barn on it for that! Then my half-sleepy mind turns to
-Jimmy Burns, the gloomy bellhop, whose deathless ambition is to corral a
-fortune and dumfound Europe with his progress from then on! Suddenly
-these two trains of thought collide with a crash and out of the wreck
-comes an idea that I think will make Jimmy Burns famous and give Guy
-Tower his play! That trifling matter being all settled, I turned over
-and slept the sleep of the just.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The very next evening I propositioned Guy, who listened with flattering
-attention. After telling him I had his play all set, I furnished him
-with a short but interesting description of the life, habits and desires
-of James Joseph Aloysius Burns. I then proposed that Guy place his
-twenty-five thousand to the bellboy's credit for one month, James to be
-allowed free rein with the jack. If Burns has increased the amount at
-the end of thirty days, he is to return the original twenty-five
-thousand to Guy. If not, he must give back whatever amount he has left.
-All the principals are to be sworn to secrecy and that's all there is to
-my scheme&mdash;it's as simple as the recipe for hot chocolate!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If Jimmy Burns is really miscast in life and has a brain and business
-ability far above hopping bells," I explain, "why, the use of
-twenty-five thousand for thirty days might make him one of the world's
-most famous men! It's a sporting chance, Guy&mdash;will you gamble?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Guy looks somewhat perplexed. He stares into my excited face and clears
-his throat nervously.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well&mdash;I&mdash;of course, I am interested in <i>anything</i> you
-suggest, Gladys," he says. "I&mdash;eh&mdash;suppose I am unusually
-stupid this evening, but I cannot see how my dowering this bellboy will
-assist me in writing my play."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Listen," I says. "You claimed you'd put out twenty-five thousand for a
-plot, didn't you? Well, believe me, the movements of Jimmy Burns with
-twenty-five thousand dollars to do what he wants with will supply all
-the ideas you can handle&mdash;if you don't think so, you're crazy!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But&mdash;&mdash;" begins Guy.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Don't butt!" I cut him off, impatiently. "You're not the goat yet and
-you won't be if you listen to teacher. All you have to do is give Jimmy
-the sugar, watch his stuff for the next thirty days, and you'll get a
-true-to-life masterpiece for your drama&mdash;probably a play that will
-show the making of a financial, scientific or artistic Napoleon! If you
-can't get a play out of the effect of sudden wealth on a lowly bellhop,
-then you got no business In the same room with a typewriter!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Guy rubs his chin, smooths back his wavy hair and gazes out of the
-window at New York City.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"By Jove!" he busts out suddenly, slapping his hands together. "The
-thing is fantastic&mdash;grotesque&mdash;but I'll do it!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So it came to pass that the next day Guy, Jimmy Burns, and myself met by
-appointment in the cashier's office of the Plumbers &amp; Physicians
-National Bank. As I was on my lunch hour and minutes were at a premium,
-there was little time squandered on preliminaries, Guy making his
-proposition to the thunderstruck James in simple words of one syllable.
-At first M. Burns refused to believe he wasn't being kidded, then he got
-hysterical with delight. When the startled cashier solemnly asked for
-his signature and handed him a bank book showing there was $25,000 to
-his credit in the vaults, Jimmy broke down and cried like a baby!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now listen to me, young man," I tell the panting Burns when he has hid
-the bank book in his shoe to the open amusement of Guy and the wondering
-cashier. "You want to get an immediate rush of brains to the head and make
-that twenty-five thousand <i>mean</i> something, because that's the last
-you get if you cry your eyes out! That's all there is, there isn't any
-more, get me? You been going around squawking about what a world-beater
-you'd be if you had money. Well, now you got plenty of it and we look
-for big things from you. No clowning, remember, you <i>must</i> make good!
-Is all that clear?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Still in a happy trance, Jimmy Burns removes his cap with a start.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ye-ye-yes, ma'am!" he gulps, the first time he was ever polite to
-anyone, before or since.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Well, really, the effect of that $25,000 suddenly showered on Jamesy was
-every bit as startling as I expected&mdash;only in a slightly different way
-than I fondly hoped! Those pennies went right to his shapely head, and
-instead of stimulating his brain, why, they just <i>removed</i> it
-altogether. First of all, Jimmy got a wild and uncontrollable desire to
-leave the art of bell-hopping flat on its back. Not satisfied to resign
-his portfolio in a dignified way, he kidded the guests, insulted the
-manager, rode Jerry Murphy till Jerry wanted his heart, and wound up by
-punching Pete Kift, the bell captain, right on the nose. By an odd
-coincidence, these untoward actions got Jimmy the gate.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The plutocrat bellhop's next imitation was to apply for the most
-expensive suite in the hotel. They just laughed Hon. Burns off, telling
-him there was nothing but standing room left in the inn and try to get
-<i>that!</i> But Guy Tower came to the rescue and got Jimmy the suite, as
-Guy wanted to keep his experiment under as close observation as possible
-while making notes for his play. Once settled in his gorgeous apartment,
-Jimmy swelled up like a mump and run his former colleagues ragged
-getting him ice water, stationery, telegram blanks and drug-store gin.
-He staggered around in the most fashionable lobby in New York making
-cracks like "Hey, d'ye think Prohibition will ever come back?" to
-astounded millionaires and their ladies. Honestly, he was a wow I When
-one of the fellows he used to work with called him "Jimmy," the nee
-bellboy angrily insists that the manager fire him for undue familiarity,
-remarking, "A guy has got to keep them servants in their proper places!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He sent a wire to the Standard Oil Company asking if they couldn't use a
-younger man in Rockefeller's place, paid the dinge elevator pilots a
-dollar twenty times a day to stop the car and tie his shoe laces,
-panicked the highest priced tailor in Manhattan by ordering seven suits
-of "mufti," having read that the King of England occasionally dresses in
-that, and generally misplayed his hand till everybody was squawking and
-in no time at all Jimmy Burns was about as popular as a mad deg in the
-St. Moe hotel. He failed to go through college like he promised he
-would, but he certainly went through everything else, and only for Guy,
-Jimmy would have been streeted fifty times a day!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The next desire that attacks James is the ambition to see his name in
-the newspapers, so he advertises for a press agent. The first publicity
-purveyor who showed up made James think he was good by using nothing but
-adjectives in his conversation and asking for a honorarium of $250 the
-week. Mr. Burns thought the salary was more than reasonable, but as he's
-the type that would ask President Coolidge for a reference, he demanded
-one from the candidate for the job. "You have asked the man who owns
-one&mdash;just a minute!" says the press agent cheerily, and not at all
-abashed he dashes out of the room. I heard all this when he stopped at
-my switchboard with Jimmy and asked me where the writing room was. In
-five minutes he's back, waving a paper in Jimmy's face. "Look <i>that</i>
-over!" he says.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-James read it out loud for my entertainment. According to this
-testimonial, the bearer had did about everything in the publicity line
-but act as press representative for a school where middle-aged eagles
-are taught how to fly. James seems to get quite a kick out of it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I think I'll take this guy," he remarks, as he looks up from the
-reference.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Fine!" says the delighted applicant. "That's a good thought. I'll snap
-right into it and&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tomato sauce!" butts in James sneeringly. "I don't wish no part of
-<i>you</i>, the baby <i>I</i> want to hire is the bozo which wrote this
-recommendation of you. He's good, what I mean, a letter-writin' idiot!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A bit odd that we should both be thinking the same thing," says Mr.
-Press Agent coolly. "As a matter of fact, I wrote that recommendation
-myself. So now that I'm engaged as your publicity expert, let me have a
-few of your photos and&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The following morning nearly every front page in town displayed a
-picture of James Burns and this glaring headline:
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="center">
-BELL BOY LEFT MILLION BY GUEST<br />
-HE ONCE LOANED DIME!</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-That was the press agent's first effort and, as far as I was ever able
-to see, his last. But it got ample results, as with your permission I'll
-be glad to show you.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Within a week, Jimmy Burns had discovered what millions have discovered
-before <i>his</i> little day&mdash;that the mere possession of lucre does
-not mean happiness, and for some it means positive misery! Not only did
-James become the prey of the charity solicitors, confidence workers, stock
-swindlers, "yes men," phony promoters and other parasites that infest
-the hotel, but he was constantly in boiling water through his cuckoo
-escapades growing out of sudden wealth that sent his brains on location.
-After purchasing a diamond as big as Boston, only brighter, he bought
-the highest priced horseless carriage he could find in the market and
-the same identical day it slipped out of his hands and tried to climb
-the steps of the Fifth Avenue library. The gendarmes pinched him for
-reckless driving, though Jimmy protested that it wasn't really
-"wreckless" as he had plenty wreck, and his worship tossed the trembling
-James into the hoosegow for three days, remarking, "I'll teach you rich
-men a lesson!" Then the income-tax beagles read that newspaper headline
-and came down on Burns like a cracked ceiling. So all in all, Jimmy was
-finding few chuckles connected with his pieces of eight.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When the rich but unhappy James got out of the Bastille, he decided to
-throw a party in his costly suite at the St. Moe for his former
-associates of the bellhops' bench. As Jimmy confided to me, apparently
-his only friend, he felt the immediate need of mixing with people who
-spoke his language. He wanted to forget his troubles and get back on a
-friendly footing with the boys, who had severed diplomatic relations
-with him on account of his acting like he was Sultan of Goitre or
-something when he became a thousandaire overnight. Jimmy felt that a
-first-class soiree would do the trick.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The party came off as advertised, but all it meant to the poor little
-rich man was more grief! It was really a respectable enough affair, no
-hats being broken or that sort of thing, and a pleasant time was had by
-all with the slight exception of the charming host. Our hero made two
-fatal mistakes. The first was not inviting Jerry Murphy and the second
-was laying in a stock of canny Scotch for medicinal purposes, in case
-any of his guests should get stricken with the dread disease of thirst.
-The result was that an epidemic of parched throats broke out early in
-the evening and pretty soon the other habitues of the St. Moe began
-complaining bitterly about the unusually boisterous race riot that was
-being staged with a top-heavy cast on the sixth floor. Mr. Williams, the
-manager, who liked Jimmy Burns and arsenic the same way, called upon
-Jerry Murphy to quell the disturbance and Jerry licked his lips with
-delight. The man-mountain house detective run all the way upstairs,
-figuring the elevators too slow to whisk him to a job as tasty to him as
-cream is to puss. Jerry pounded on the door of Jimmy's salon and
-demanded admittance. Recognizing his voice, James climbed unsteadily on
-a chair, opened the transom and peered with a rolling eye at Jerry.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Go roll yer hoop&mdash;hic&mdash;you big shtiff, thish is
-gen'lemen's&mdash;hic&mdash;gen'lemen's blowout!" says Jimmy, carelessly
-pouring a pitcher of water, cracked ice and all, on Jerry's noble head.
-"Hic&mdash;shee kin you <i>laugh off!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Foaming at the mouth and uttering strange cries, the infuriated Jerry
-broke through the door and the panic was on! The beauty and chivalry
-present fled before the charging sleuth like they'd flee before a
-charging hippo, but the unfortunate Jimmy got left at the post. After
-cuffing him around the room till the sport palled on him, Jerry dragged
-James off to durance vile and once again Jamesy is put under glass, this
-time credited with illegally possessing spirits frumenti. They held him
-under lock and key all night and it took all of Guy Tower's influence
-and quite a few of his quarters to get Jerry to withdraw the charge and
-free Jimmy the next morning.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Well, honestly, I felt sorry for Jimmy Burns, who was certainly taking
-cruel and unusual punishment and being made to like it. I thought
-perhaps if I injected a lady into the situation it might make things a
-bit more pleasant for him, so I introduced Hazel Killian to the
-"millionaire bellboy," as the newspapers were still calling James. <i>O
-sole mia!</i> as they say in Iowa, what an off day my brain was having
-when it cooked up <i>that</i> idea! With visions clouding her usually
-painstaking taste, of the Riviera, Paris, Monte Carlo, gems, yachts,
-Boles-Joyce limousines or what have you, Hazel took to Jimmy like a
-goldfish takes to a bowl and our evening expeditions now consisted of
-your correspondent and Guy, assisted by Hazel and Jimmy. We went
-everywhere together, with James insisting upon paying most of the bills.
-But while Jimmy was civil enough to the easy-to-look-at Hazel, he simply
-showered his attentions on your little friend Gladys, grabbing every
-chance to make the most violent love to me. This greatly annoyed Guy and
-Hazel and equally greatly amused <i>me</i>&mdash;Jimmy was just a giggle
-to me, not a gasp!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In the meanwhile, Mr. Williams and Jerry Murphy had banded together to
-make James sick and tired of living in the Hotel St. Moe. He seldom
-found his room made up, there was always something wrong with the
-lights, the water and the steam, none of the help would answer his
-bells, and when he hollered for service he was told he would find it in
-the dictionary under S. But Pete Kift pulled the worst trick of all on
-him. With the radiant Hazel on his arm and Guy keeping military distance
-behind, Jimmy was proudly strutting through the lobby one fine evening.
-All were resplendent in evening clothes, and to show you I'm not catty
-I'll say that Hazel in an evening gown would attract attention away from
-the Yosemite. As the party neared the desk, Pete Kift suddenly looks at
-Jimmy and bawls "<i>Front!</i>" at the top of his bull elephant's voice,
-and mechanically responding to the habit of a lifetime, poor Jimmy Burns
-grabs an amazed guest's suitcase and hastily starts for the elevator!
-The witnesses just screamed when they grasped the situation and
-recognized James as the ex-bellhop. Even Guy smiled, but it was
-different with Hazel, who could have shot down Mr. Burns on the spot in
-cold blood. As for Jimmy, well, honestly, he would have welcomed the
-bullet!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Nevertheless, in spite of this fox pass Hazel believed Jimmy had
-actually inherited an even million, and evidently James had not gone out
-of his way to make her think different. So one day Hazel tells me she's
-all through posing for artists and is determined to make Jimmy her very
-own. When she adds that he has sworn to star her in a musical comedy or
-back her in a movie production, I nearly passed out! Can you imagine
-Jimmy, with only a few thousand left, making any such maniacal promises
-as that to a girl with a memory like Hazel's? <i>Oo la la</i>, what a fine
-disturbance James was readying himself for!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As I had vowed to say nothing about how Jimmy got his bankroll, I
-couldn't very well give the ambitious Hazel the lowdown on matters, but
-I <i>did</i> try most earnestly to lay her off him. I got nowhere! Refusing
-to be warned, Hazel point-blankly accused me of having a yen for Jimmy
-myself, and then she set sail for this gilded youth in dead earnest.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Well, knowing nothing of Hazel's plans with regard to himself, the
-doomed Jimmy kept on entertaining like his first name was Astor, his
-middle name Vanderbilt and his last name Morgan. He took me, Hazel and
-Guy to the races at Belmont Park and stabled us all in a box. As James
-had loudly declared that he knew more about horses than Vincent Ibanez,
-we all played his-feed-box tips for five races and we learned about
-losers from him. When the sixth and last scramble arrived, Guy had
-donated $1,500, I had sent in $50, and Hazel had parted with $80 to the
-oral books and was fit to be tied I What Jimmy lost, nobody knows.
-Anyhow, he gazed over the program for the sixth race, a mile handicap,
-and suddenly let out a yell.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hot dog!" he says, much excited. "Here's where we all get independent
-for life. They's a beagle in this dash by the name of Bellhop and if
-that ain't a hunch then Pike's Peak's a pimple. Get down on this baby
-with the family jools and walk outa here rancid with money!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-We split a contemptuous grin between us and presented it to Jimmy before
-getting down on the favorite in a last attempt to break even on the day.
-Jimmy milled his way back to our box, flushed and panting, and gayly
-announced that he had shot the works on Bellhop's nose. He said we were
-all paranoiacs for not doing the same. Well, it was all over in a
-twinkling! The favorite found the handicap of our bets a bit too much
-and finished an even last. Bellhop tripped the mile in something like
-0.96 and won from here to the Ruhr, clicking off $15,000 for Mr. James
-Joseph Aloysius Burns. James then announced his intention of buying the
-horse and presenting it to Hazel for Arbor Day, and it was only with the
-greatest of difficulty that me and Guy talked him out of it. Hazel gave
-us a murderous glare and for the rest of the day you couldn't have got a
-nail file between her and Jimmy, honestly!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Whirling back to New York in Jimmy's car, now steered by a uniformed
-chauffeur, I began to reprove James for this gambling and stepping out
-when he should be using his money and time to secure his future. What
-about all his promises to me? How about all the big things he was going
-to do? When was he going to enter business, or whatever he thought he
-could do best?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Don't make me laugh!" says Jimmy, tapping an imported cigarette on a
-solid gold case. "I'm sittin' pretty. What a sucker <i>I'd</i> be to pester
-myself about work when I got all this sugar!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Of course," says Hazel, nestling closer to him. "Imagine a millionaire
-<i>working!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And the only thing that really burned me up was Jimmy's grin at Guy and
-the sly dig in the ribs he gave me, the little imp!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Well, from then on Jimmy had lots of luck and all of it bad. The fellow
-who invented money was a clever young man, but he really should have
-stayed around the laboratory for another couple of hours and invented an
-antidote for the trouble it brings. The well-to-do ex-bellhop used his
-jack as a wedge to get into one jam after another, till finally came the
-worst blow of all, and Miss Hazel Killian delivered it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It seems that Hazel got fatigued waiting for Jimmy to unbelt the roll
-and star her in a musical comedy or a super-production, so she requested
-a showdown. Jimmy checked up and discovered he had blown all but about
-five thousand of his ill-gotten gains, and as trustworthy reports had
-reached him that it would take about ten times that much to group a show
-around the beauteous Hazel, he calmly told her all bets were off. Hazel
-promptly fainted, but Jimmy's idea of first aid being an alarmed glance
-and a dash for the door, she quickly snapped out of it and demanded ten
-thousand dollars for the time she put in entertaining him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Aha&mdash;a gold digger, hey?" says Jimmy indignantly. "So you wish ten
-grand for entertainin' me? Where d'ye get that stuff? They ain't no ten
-thousand dollars' worth of laughs in you for <i>me</i>, I'll tell the
-world! Take the air!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Infuriated beyond speech, Hazel brought suit for $100,000 against James
-the following day, charging that promising young man had promised to wed
-her. Further, deponent sayeth not!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-That was the end of the high life for Jimmy Burns. Honestly, he was
-scared stiff and he got little comfort from <i>me</i>, for I was absolutely
-disgusted with the way he had carried on from the time Guy gave him that
-money. Opportunity had knocked on this little fool's door and he had
-pretended he wasn't at home. Not only that, but I felt he had got me in
-wrong with Guy Tower, whose $25,000 investment for a plot now seemed a
-total loss. I told Guy tearfully how sorry I was that my scheme had
-failed to pan out, but he cut me off in the middle of my plea for
-forgiveness, his face a mass of smiles.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear girl, you owe me no apology," says Guy, patting my shoulder.
-"It is I who owe you a debt of gratitude. I've written a farce-comedy
-around Jimmy's adventures with the twenty-five thousand, and Rosenblum
-predicts it will be the hit of the season! I've never seen him so
-enthusiastic. Your idea was more than successful, and Jimmy is welcome
-to whatever he has left of the money when the time limit expires!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Wasn't that lovely?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In the meantime, the miserable Jimmy had tried to forget his worries
-again by mixing with his former fellow workmen about the hotel. Jerry
-Murphy and Pete Kift wouldn't give him a tumble, so he sat on the
-bellhops' bench all night, trying to square things with his
-ex-playmates. But now that he was a "millionaire" they put on the ice
-and treated him like a maltese would be treated at a mouse's reception.
-A great longing comes over Jimmy to be a care-free bellboy again,
-without the burden of wealth. He felt the irresistible call of the ice
-water, the stationery and the tip! So, unable to lick the temptation, he
-sneaked the baggage of a few guests upstairs and was promptly run out of
-the hotel by the other boys for poaching on their preserves. To make
-things perfect, a couple of days later he was served with the papers in
-Hazel's suit.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Unable to cope with the situation and hysterical with fear, Jimmy rushed
-to the switchboard and made an appeal to me that would have melted a
-Chinese executioner. He placed the blame for the trouble he was in on my
-georgetted shoulders&mdash;manlike&mdash;and insisted that I had to get
-him out of the mess. The legal documents Hazel had him tagged with
-smacked to the terrified Jimmy of pitiless judges, stern juries,
-jail&mdash;perhaps even the gallows! Honestly, James was in fearful
-shape, no fooling. I shut off his moans finally, and told him to get rid
-of whatever money he had left and I would take on myself the horrible
-job of explaining everything to Hazel. With a wild whinny, Jimmy dashed
-out of the hotel without even thanking me, gambled his remaining ducats
-in one wild stock-market plunge&mdash;and two days later the ticker
-informed him that he was worth $25,000 again!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But money was now smallpox to Jimmy Burns. It was just three weeks and
-four days since Guy Tower gave him the original $25,000, and under the
-agreement Jimmy still had three days left to splurge. Nothing stirring!
-What he wanted to do now was to get rid of his wealth, as I had told him
-Hazel's barristers would never let her sue him should they find out the
-defendant had no more nickels. Jimmy wanted to go to law with Hazel the
-same way he wanted to part with his ears, so he busts in on Guy and
-tells him to take back his gold because he don't wish any part of it.
-Before the astonished Guy can open his mouth, Jimmy hurls twenty-five
-one-thousand-dollar bills on the table and flees the room!
-</p>
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-<p>
-Well, being an important customer of the St. Moe, Guy got Jimmy back his
-old job hopping bells, broke, but happy for the first time in a month.
-Then Guy insisted on me accepting a small royalty from his play for
-producing Jimmy Burns as the plot. That left everybody taken care of but
-the raging Hazel, who declared herself off me for life and was packed
-and ready to leave me alone in New York. Guy solved that problem and
-made Hazel crazily happy by engaging her to play <i>herself</i> in his
-comedy, "Money to Burns." Merry Flag Day!
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