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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Some Observations Upon the Civilization of
-the western Barbarians, by Ah Chin-Lee
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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-Title: Some Observations Upon the Civilization of the western Barbarians
- particularly of the English; made during the residence of
- some years in those parts.
-
-Author: Ah Chin-Lee
-
-Translator: John Smythe
-
-Release Date: May 23, 2020 [EBook #62209]
-
-Language: English
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-Produced by Brian Coe, Graeme Mackreth and the Online
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-file was produced from images generously made available
-by the Library of Congress)
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
- SOME OBSERVATIONS
-
- UPON THE
-
- CIVILIZATION
-
- OF THE
-
- WESTERN BARBARIANS,
-
- PARTICULARLY OF THE ENGLISH;
-
- MADE DURING A RESIDENCE OF SOME YEARS IN THOSE PARTS,
-
- By AH-CHIN-LE,
-
- MANDARIN OF THE FIRST CLASS, MEMBER OF THE
- ENLIGHTENED AND EXALTED CALAO.
-
- TRANSLATED FROM THE CHINESE INTO ENGLISH,
-
- By JOHN YESTER SMYTHE, Esq.,
- OF SHANGHAI,
-
- AND
-
- NOW FIRST PUBLISHED OUT OF CHINA AND IN OTHER THAN CHINESE.
-
- BOSTON:
- LEE AND SHEPARD, PUBLISHERS.
-
- NEW YORK:
- CHARLES T. DILLINGHAM,
- 678 BROADWAY.
- 1876.
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT.
- J.B. SWASEY.
- 1876.
-
-
-
-
-TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE.
-
-
-This Translation of the Work of Ah-Chin-le is trustworthy as to the
-meaning of the Text--though the literal translation has not been, in
-many cases, attempted.
-
-Preserving the Spirit of the Author, the Translator has desired to be
-intelligible in good, readable English. Where it is impossible to give
-the precise thought of a mind so differently cultured, the _nearest_
-English is given. It is hoped that the inherent difficulty of the task
-may excuse errors of grammar and style.
-
-The Translator has been so absorbed in his Author, that he fears he may
-have often slipped in his Syntax, and been rude in his manner. However,
-with whatever faults, he hands the volume to his Countrymen--thinking
-that they may be as much interested in it as he has been; and may
-derive as much amusement. If it do not commend itself for its Wisdom,
-it may, at least, for its novelty--that is, as a genuine expression of
-intelligent _Chinese_ opinion, concerning the "_Civilization of the
-Western Barbarians, and particularly of the English_."
-
-The Author's own Preface explains the Origin of the Work, and its
-claims to consideration.
-
- The Retreat,
- Shanghai, China, 1875.
-
- J.Y.S.
-
-
-
-
-AUTHOR'S PREFACE.
-
-
-Ah-chin-le, Mandarin, and member of the exalted _Calao_, to the
-Illustrious _Wo-sung_, Mandarin, First class, President of the most
-Serene, the grand Council, _Calao_; virtue, health, and the highest
-place in the Hall of your Sublime Ancestors! Trained from my youth
-for many years in the school of the Foreigners [Fo-kien], so as to
-be versed in the languages of the chief Barbarians of the West, and
-particularly of the English, afterwards perfected in the latter at our
-port of Shanghai, and sent by your Illustrious command upon a private
-mission with the Imperial Embassy to the outside Barbarians of the far
-West to curiously seek into the state of those Peoples, and report upon
-the same to your Illustrious mind--that being so informed exactly,
-your Wisdom might, in those matters appertaining to the Western
-Barbarians, enlighten the Son of Heaven (our Celestial and Imperial
-Majesty [Bang-ztse] most renowned and exalted) when, in Council, things
-touching those outer Barbarians should be considered: these, my poor
-words, in so far as to your Illustrious Wisdom it has been thought
-proper to make general, are now produced: that the happy subjects
-of our Central, Flowery Kingdom, may understand more perfectly the
-condition of those outside Barbarians, respecting whom so very little
-is known, and may the more cautiously guard the Sacred Institutions
-[Kam-phfe] of our Celestial Land--wise, peaceful, powerful, and teeming
-with an industrious and contented people, before the Western Barbarians
-had so much as the rudiments of learning.
-
-Ah-chin prostrates his poor body before your Illustrious Benevolence,
-and craves forbearance that these, his unworthy _Observations_, are not
-better ordered:--the circumstances of travel, fatigue, agitation of
-mind, hurry and confusion, have been unfavourable for that due ordering
-of the same which a respect for your Illustrious Wisdom required--in
-this particular the precise Report, submitted to the Exalted, the
-_Calao_, through the hands of your Illustrious Greatness, is more
-perfect. These are minutes, rather, jotted down and fastened for better
-reordering, if, at another time, it should be judged fit. May the
-Sovereign Lord of Heaven [Chang-ti] keep your Illustrious mind and body!
-
- AH-CHIN-LE.
-
-NOTE.--These _Observations_ now following were made in England, and
-refer chiefly to the _English_ Barbarians, who pride themselves
-upon being the most powerful and most enlightened of all the outer
-Barbarians, and, in fact, of any People in the whole, immense World.
-
- Ah-Chin.
-
-
-
-
-TABLE OF CONTENTS.
-
-
- CHAPTER PAGE
-
- I.--OF THE RELIGION AND SUPERSTITIONS OF THE
- ENGLISH 1
-
- II.--OF THE HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY OF THE ENGLISH 45
-
- III.--SOME PARTICULARS OF THE INTERNAL ADMINISTRATION 76
-
- IV.--UPON EDUCATION: A FEW REFLECTIONS 98
-
- V.--OF THE LITERATURE OF THE ENGLISH 109
-
- VI.--OF THEIR TRADE, AND REVENUE DERIVED FROM IT 131
-
- VII.--SOME REMARKS UPON MARRIAGES, BIRTHS, AND
- BURIALS [HI-DI] 150
-
- VIII.--OF ART, ARCHITECTURE, AND SOME WORDS ABOUT
- SCIENCE [KNO-TE] 170
-
- IX.--OF AMUSEMENTS, GAMES, AND SPECTACLES 195
-
- X.--OF EMPLOYMENTS OF THE PEOPLE, AND ASPECTS OF
- DAILY LIFE 214
-
- XI.--OF THE HIGH-CASTES: SOME PARTICULARS OF THEIR
- DOMESTIC AND SOCIAL CUSTOMS 223
-
- XII.--OF THE APPEARANCE OF THE COUNTRY, THE CLIMATE,
- AND OTHER THINGS 246
-
- XIII.--LONDON 257
-
- XIV.--SOME GENERAL OBSERVATIONS 278
-
-
-
-
-OBSERVATIONS.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.
-
-OF THE RELIGION AND SUPERSTITIONS OF THE ENGLISH.
-
-
-The worship of the supreme Lord of Heaven [Chang-ti], is not unknown to
-these Barbarians, though degraded by many Superstitions.
-
-The purity of the divine and original Worship (as with the vulgar in
-our Celestial Kingdom) is too simple. About 500 or 600 years after
-our Confutze, in the time of the Romans, there appeared in an obscure
-province of their Empire a new Sect of devotees, who asserted that
-they had among them a Son of Heaven. This Son they called _Christ_;
-and those who adopted this new deity were called _Christians_. This
-was nearly 2000 years [met-li-ze] ago. The Sect increased and spread.
-One of the Emperors of the West adopted the new god, and enforced the
-worship of him upon the subjects of the Empire.
-
-All the Western Barbarians derive their knowledge from the Romans;
-whose power, indeed, they over-turned, but whose civilization they
-imitated. Particularly, the Bonzes (Priests) of the new _Superstition_,
-joined to the Chiefs of new powers (which arose upon the ruins of the
-Roman Empire), preserved some remains of the ancient Learning, and
-enforced the new Superstition. What little of letters remained was
-almost entirely with the Bonzes. This event was much the same as the
-introduction from the Hindoos into our Central Kingdom of the worship
-of the Hindoo god, _Fo_; and, curiously, these events happened at about
-the same time.
-
-It is to be observed that in our Illustrious Kingdom there is a
-tendency to superstitious observances. We have several _Sects_
-[pho-ti]; but our _Literati_ merely tolerate and do not worship. A
-simple and pure homage to the Sovereign Lord of Heaven [Hoang-chan-ti]
-is an act of the Wise: and even the _Sects_ make their _Spirits_
-subordinate to Him. The Western Barbarians, however, dishonour the
-true worship by strange "rites"--even by incredible superstitions,
-when the intellectual culture is considered. It is not long since, in
-the monstrous credulity of the people, directed by the Bonzes, it was
-believed that the _Devil_ (Chief of the _Evil Demons_) would enter into
-an individual--generally some old, ugly, and friendless woman--and,
-_by her_, turn the milk sour, drive the cattle mad, torture children,
-shrivel up the limbs, blast with the _Evil Eye_; and even plague
-with disease and with horrible death! And these wretched women, and
-sometimes men, themselves often fancying that the Devil was really
-in them, were seized upon, dragged through mud and mire, fearfully
-maltreated, and put to death by the horrible torments of fire, upon
-this wild accusation: and this terrible scene was not caused by a
-maddened rabble of the common sort, but under the lead of the Bonzes,
-and according to the Laws of the Land.
-
-The great, central figure of idolatry is the Pope, who sits enthroned
-in Rome; and is, generally, a very old man, not always remarkable
-for wisdom nor virtue. He claims to be the sole vicegerent of the
-Christ-god, and only visible divine Head--all who do not worship
-him are really not true worshippers. Yet, there are many _Sects_ of
-this _Superstition_; and in England, the Sovereign is held to be the
-true Pope and Head! The English Pope now worshipped is therefore
-a woman--the Queen! Such a thing seemed to me to be too wild--a
-phantasy--I could not comprehend. I knew that this Sect--the Roman--had
-long ago followers in our Flowery Kingdom; and our annals show was
-tolerated: not, however, for the _Superstition_, but for the Bonzes,
-who were masters of some useful knowledge. Personally, I never knew any
-native devotees of the Superstition--in fact it has steadily diminished
-in repute, and its few and scattered adherents are very obscure. So I
-was, and am still, puzzled by this extraordinary _Sect_. I have read
-the _Creed_; a sort of verbal incantation, made by devotees in the
-temples.
-
-One day, I begged of a good-natured, large-bellied, Priest to explain
-to me; and ventured to ask him if the _Creed_ was really an Article of
-Belief, or only a formal and meaningless Invocation--like some of the
-mummeries [phin-zi] of our Superstitious Sects. He looked surprised;
-but when he saw that he was thus accosted by a "_Heathen Chinee_" (as
-these Barbarians always contemptuously call the inhabitants of our
-Central Land), he merely said: "Why, you have in China our Missionaries
-to enlighten your darkness; have you never met them?" "No; I have
-heard of them at Shanghai; but they do not speak our tongue, nor do
-we understand them; and their teachings, even if understood, would
-attract no attention from the _Literati_, who would consider them as
-unworthy of notice as any other Superstition." "How so? our Religion is
-no Superstition; it is the true and _only_ true Religion, revealed by
-God himself to his chosen people, and miraculously preserved for all
-believers." "I bow before your Illustrious mind and body; but we have,
-and have had from time immemorial, just such pretensions; they are as
-old as history." "I will not argue; but look at the excellency of our
-divine religion!" "Where shall I look? If you mean the excellency of
-certain moral principles, there is nothing peculiar to your _Sect_
-in them. They have been taught in our schools for thousands of
-years--they _are_ excellent; they show the divine in man--man is of the
-divine; morality comes of that." "But look at your frightful vices;
-at your Pagan worship--see the effects of idolatry!" "I bow to your
-Illustrious mind." I saw my effort to obtain any reasonable explanation
-was fruitless; I made my obeisance and left. What an illustration of
-ignorant and superstitious conceit! Vice, thousands of miles beyond
-sea, so dreadful; the vice at hand, defiling every corner, unseen! The
-only true Religion of this Priest will not see, or, seeing, he will
-not believe that it is Vice--or, at any rate, idolatrous--pagan Vice!
-I could not believe, at first, that the _Superstition_ was more than
-a Form, kept up merely for the advantage of the Priests. The sharp
-intellects of the Barbarians, applied so fruitfully to useful arts,
-seemed stultified, if I held to their actual belief. I doubted the
-honesty of the Priests; I knew the bad character of many of the Bonzes
-of our Superstitious Sects. Now, better acquainted with the imperfect
-civilization of the people, I am not moved by these ignorant and
-bigoted displays. Poverty, vice, and drunkenness; crimes of violence
-and fraud, are rife among the Barbarians. The Temples, ordered and
-maintained by the _Queen-Pope_, are, for the most part--especially in
-great cities--empty. The Sects of the Low-Caste people, despised by
-the High-Caste, are far more zealous worshippers, though not better
-_Christians_. The funds raised to support the great Temples and the
-Priests, are nearly all absorbed by them, and the Temples left ruinous.
-The lowest Castes do not worship, but curse the Sovereign Lord. Yet,
-our Illustrious Kingdom is called _Pagan_--_Heathen_--words implying
-every degradation; and our people fit only to be turned over to the
-endless torments of Evil Spirits!
-
-Like our Confutze, the principles of morality and general benevolence
-are taught in the sayings ascribed to Christ. Yet fighting in the
-most brutal manner is allowed in the Schools, although the teachings
-of Christ, commanding Charity and Peace, are conned over in the daily
-lessons; and horrible Wars for the subjugation of other Peoples,
-incessantly waged! Still, if we may believe these Barbarians, all
-true religion and virtue are possessed only by them! The education of
-the people has been disregarded; and now, when the wisest of their
-great men has, with great difficulty, caused a decree to issue for
-the teaching of the neglected masses, at least, in some rudimental
-learning, the purpose is likely to fail. The Priests demand that the
-_Superstition_ shall be taught, and those of one _Sect_ insist that
-they shall lead; denouncing a differing _Sect_. Each _Sect_ denounces
-every other: and, so far is the contention carried, that the teaching
-of the people is lost sight of; the special _Superstition_ of a Sect
-being held by its adherents far more important than merely "Secular"
-teaching! It must be understood, that though, commonly, there is but
-little real reverence for the Supreme Lord, and less benevolence, yet,
-such is the hold which the Bonzes have got of the imagination (by means
-of the _devil and hell_, which are greatly feared), that they are a
-_power_. Their demands, therefore, as to the education of the people,
-will be respected; and the matter be left, largely, in their hands.
-This, owing to the bitterness existing among the Bonzes of the Sects,
-will cause the whole attempt to fail--to fail, as a general measure.
-The Lowest orders, for whom the design was chiefly devised, do not hold
-the Bonzes in esteem, and will not be so readily led by them, even were
-the Priests themselves in accord. The Sects and the Priests not only
-fight upon this subject; they are usually at strife upon any matter
-wherein their coöperation is desired. One leading rule of the _Sacred
-Writings_ commands, _Peace_. In respect of all who differ from them,
-these Sects say that the true meaning is, _War_! Each Sect dislikes
-and denounces every other; and the members of all damn to everlasting
-torments the whole human race but themselves! This place of eternal
-torture in "fire and brimstone" [Zan-tan-li] is called Hell [Tha-dee]!
-
-In the ceaseless conflicts of the _Sects_, the most dreadful crimes
-have been committed. The chief events recorded in the annals of the
-Western Barbarians for many ages, and even to this time, have been
-only bloody wars, massacres, and vile intrigues, springing out of
-these conflicts: horrible crimes, again and again repeated, and under
-circumstances too dreadful for belief. And when I have looked into the
-causes of these shocking events, there seemed to be no more involved
-than the manner of interpreting some obscure word or phrase in the
-_Sacred Writings_; which to a wise man would be unimportant, however
-interpreted, or if never interpreted at all!
-
-At this moment, the best intellects among the English (who boast
-that they are superior to all other Barbarians), are hotly disputing
-as to the proper mode of wearing vestments, of holding or of not
-holding candles, of standing and posturing, and other matters equally
-important, when the Priests officiate in the Temples. The most trivial
-thing in the _Superstition_ is esteemed of such consequence, that
-an error respecting it may be fatal to the "soul" [pan-tzi] in the
-future life! Some of the most learned fear the words and "missives"
-of the poor old man, who sits in Rome (already referred to), and is
-worshipped by most Christians out of England (and by very many in it)
-as the only delegate of the _Christ-god_. They fear this Pope--fear
-that by his connection with the _Evil One_ he will "_play the devil_"
-among them. And though of precisely the same Christ-god _Superstition_,
-merely because of a difference of opinion as to the visible "Head" of
-that Superstition, really believe that this poor old man (called by
-the larger portion of Christians, with profound worship, Pope, _Holy
-Father_) may, by his wicked devices, allure into his worship, and bring
-under his power, the English Barbarians; to the everlasting destruction
-of their souls!
-
-This notion of an _Evil-one_, universal among all the Barbarians, I
-never well comprehended. We have in our Flowery Kingdom Sects which
-believe in good and bad _Spirits_; although our _Literati_ smile at
-such things; that is, in the vulgar forms. But the Christians assert
-that the Devil is too strong with men for the Supreme Lord--and the
-English _Sect_ say that the Pope is a very child of the Devil! To be
-sure, their Sect is the feeblest of all, and merely separated from the
-great Pope-sect upon points not touching the superstition itself, and
-really on selfish and personal grounds. They know that the Pope justly
-claims a direct and regular succession from the _Christ-God_; that he
-and his adherents, forming the vast majority of _Christians_ (as all
-the sects call themselves) are believers with themselves in all the
-main "_dogmas_" [ka-nti] of the Superstition; yet, none the less, they
-are the children of the Evil-one, and fit for Hell. And not the vulgar
-only, but the learned actually have a horror that the Pope may be again
-worshipped in England. A calamity too terrible for contemplation!
-
-The Pope-worshipping Sect repay this hate with an equal abhorrence,
-and send the English _heretics_ to the awful Hell, with the same
-satisfaction.
-
-All the Western Barbarians worship this new _Christ-God_, but, like our
-devoters of _Fo_, divided into many Sects, as I have already intimated.
-The benignant _Fo_, teaches his idolatrous devotees how to differ
-without hate. But, these _Christians_ are always at strife, bitter and
-irreconcilable; not as to essentials, even within the Superstition
-itself, (to say nothing of genuine morality), but as to things trivial
-and absurd. One will say, "Be baptised or be damned to the eternal
-Hell!" But another says, "Baptism is only a symbol, one may be saved
-without it." Then, "What is baptism?" Some say "The Priest must immerse
-in water;" but another, "No, the Priest must sprinkle the face only."
-Yet another, "Water is itself nothing, Priest nothing, unless before
-either, the baptism of the 'Holy Spirit' have occurred." To perfect the
-"rite," all say that the Priest must offer proper "Incantations," and
-generally in the Temples before the Idol. The contestants damn each
-other to everlasting torments for not being _truly_ baptised.
-
-All the Sects say, "You must believe in Christ or be damned;" but do
-not agree as to what this _Belief_ is, and go on damning each the other
-for not having truly believed.
-
-It is impossible, however, to make intelligible the countless vagaries
-of the Sects. They all fight under the same _Christ-God_, whom they
-all address, among other titles, as the "Prince of Peace" [Tchu-pe].
-They all profess to follow His precepts, one of which is to love all
-men, even enemies (not _friends_, one of these angry disputants once
-said). These revered Precepts are written in the _Sacred Books_, and
-all the Sects swear their oaths upon these, and resort to them for
-the unchangeable rules of belief and practice. They all declare that
-the _Sacred Writings_ are so plain that a man, "though a fool, may
-understand," and so clear, "that he who runs may read." Yet, they
-curse each other to the eternal torments for interpreting erroneously.
-The truth is, that _the Books_ are most obscure, and differences of
-interpretation are inseperable from their use; the terrible thing is,
-that Superstition has made these differences so important. The _Sacred
-Writings_ are contradictory, and teeming with things indifferent,
-meaningless, or trivial. Written at widely different periods, by
-many hands, long ages ago, in an obscure and barbarous dialect, for
-different objects, their true meanings cannot always be rendered. But
-few, even of the Priest-class, can read them at all in the original.
-They are mainly Records of the Laws, customs and wars of an obscure and
-terrible race, here and there interspersed with Invocations to the Gods
-of that race, and with their Proverbs, or words of wisdom. This tribe,
-called _Jews_, revolted from their masters, the Egyptians, and fled
-into a desert region lying west from the Hindoos. The man who led them
-in this revolt was learned in the laws and customs of Egypt, and upon
-these he founded his own system. He declared himself to be directly
-called by Jah (Jehovah) to be their High Priest and Judge--that they
-were to obey him who received from Jah immediate instructions--that, in
-fact, to disobey him was to disobey Jah. That he was to lead them forth
-to found a new State, and that the power to announce the will of Jah
-alone resided with him and his successors, in this High Priesthood, and
-that they could only be successful over their enemies and prosper, by
-an implicit obedience to Jah, by the mouth of the High Priest.
-
-This event took place in our dynasty, _Shang_; and our annals,
-referring to the Western Barbarians of the ancient times, make mention
-of some things--obscure movements of tribes, and of the great works
-performed by the Egyptians; and of a servile race, condemned to toil
-on these structures: and, possibly, this revolt of the Jews may have
-been contained in these references. However, the whole matter would
-have been lost ages ago, nor have left a trace, but for the singular
-circumstance that the ancient records of these Jews have in a good
-measure escaped destruction. This happened not by any chance; but from
-the fact that the High Priest, pretending to be the very mouth of Jah,
-made all his utterances _Sacred_; and the Priesthood, inscribing and
-preserving the Jewish "Rites," worship and institutes of all kinds,
-guarded these writings with extreme care; which the reverence of the
-Superstitious people enhanced. Thus these _Institutes_ of the Jews,
-declared to be by the Priests the very will of Jah, came to be "_Holy_"
-[Kan-ti]--inviolable! Now, the Barbarians regard this preservation
-of the Jewish Records as an evidence of their divinity, and a clear
-warning to man not to disregard them; and when they assert (as, by
-the High Priest, they constantly do), "Thus saith the Lord-God-Jah,"
-they accept the declaration, and bow before it, as the very word of
-Jehovah! But we know that similar "_Sacred Writings_" are common in the
-East, and that these pretensions of the Priests are as universal as
-_Superstition_ itself; in fact, form the chief features in it.
-
-The new Christ-God was a Jew; and, though, singularly enough, in the
-words ascribed to him, in those parts of the _Sacred Writings_ assigned
-to him and his immediate followers, there are bitter denunciations of
-the spirit and of the letter of much in the old, Priest-made part;
-and he distinctly says that his office is to give new and reformed
-rules; none the less, his immediate followers, being Jews, naturally
-looked upon him as Great High-Priest, speaking as did their ancient
-High-Priest (High-Priest and Christ-God)--the very "mouth-piece"
-[Mu-te-pi] of Jehovah! Adding to the High-Priest a _Messiahship_;
-for they believed him to be the mysterious _Messiah_ of their Sacred
-Writings, foretold by their wise _Seers_ long ages before! The great
-High-Priest who should deliver them from all their enemies, and lead
-them to a universal dominion! Very few of the Jews themselves, however,
-adhered to this opinion: in fact, Christ was put to a shameful death by
-them as an _Imposter_ [Kon-ti-fe]. And by the Jews, in general, he was
-and is still considered to be a misguided fanatic. The Romans at this
-time held the Jewish province, and continued to do so. Meantime, the
-followers of the Christ-God, as I have said, spread by degrees, after
-his death, into other Roman provinces. New Superstitions were often
-greedily received; the Western Barbarians had always readily adopted
-new gods, and new Superstitions. This idolatry was, however, held in
-contempt by the learned; but it slowly spread among the lower orders,
-and penetrated to Rome itself.
-
-The Roman soldiery, in some instances, made it conspicuous; and,
-after some generations, a Roman Emperor, thinking he saw some
-miraculous evidence of its divine force (in the workings of his own
-dark imagination), forced this new Superstition upon his Empire. That
-Empire embraced the Western world. The Barbarians who succeeded to them
-adopted, largely, their laws; their worship, and their religious rites.
-Thus, these Western Barbarians are _Christians_; and, though they
-detest the Jews none the less, hold to their "Sacred Writings" as the
-very words of Jah--whom they also worship! This they do because they
-follow the few Jews who accepted Christ as Jehovah, rather than the
-_whole people_ who rejected him!--follow the few who accepted Christ as
-the Messiah-God promised in the "Sacred Writings;" and hold with them
-that these are the only _Revelation_ of the will of Jehovah to man! By
-_Jehovah_ meaning the only Supreme Lord of Heaven!
-
-The remarkable thing is that this enormous pretension is not ascribed
-to _Christ_, but is obscurely announced in certain writings of the
-early Christian Jews. Thus these Western Barbarians, scoffing the
-name of Jew, accept of his ancient and ferocious god, and adopt the
-barbarous _rites_ of a blood-thirsty and obscure tribe of the desert,
-make the records kept by the Priests of the tribe _Sacred_, and curse
-to _Hell_ the whole Jewish race for not accepting the interpretation of
-_a few of their number_--the few, and only a few, worshipping Christ as
-the true _Christ-God_. That is, these Barbarians better understand the
-subject than the people into whose hands the matter was entrusted by
-Divine wisdom.
-
-When one considers, then, the foundation of the great worship of the
-West, one wonders not at the Sects and strife. Founded in dark and
-cruel _institutes_ of ignorant antiquity, the attempt to engraft a
-better system failed, because in this attempt the Priests were still
-_Jews_, who, adoring Christ, adored him as Jehovah and a Jewish
-High-Priest. What follows becomes more intelligible, but not less
-astonishing. The new worship has its divine _Revelation_ from Jah,
-interpreted by its Priests, who introduce Christ as their great
-High-Priest, and the _Christ-Jehovah_ of the new worship. All are
-_damned_ to the everlasting Hell who do not believe these Priests,
-worship this new god, and accept as the very Divine _Word_ these
-_Jewish writings_. This superstition suited the dark imaginations of
-the Barbarians, and was, in truth, not unlike their own, and may have
-had a common origin.
-
-The intellectual activity of succeeding ages has been mainly devoted
-to these _Sacred Writings_; and the disputes, as to the meaning,
-never-ending. Every word has been criticised. _Sects_ have been formed
-upon a syllable--appearing and disappearing. Now one would madly
-starve, another feast. Some fanatics would live in caves, some on
-inaccessible mountains; some tortured themselves, and held women to
-be unclean unless they married _Christ_. Some would only shout their
-invocations, others would only commune with the god _inside_. Some
-_would_ kneel, others _would_ stand. Sometimes a sect more wild than
-usual would organise vast bands of warriors, all wearing a symbol to
-show that they were Christians--usually a _cross_ (because the Jews
-put Christ to death by hanging him upon a cross); and, placing Priests
-at the head, would rush to distant parts to root out _pagans_. These
-dreadful slaughters of distant tribes were called _Crossades_ (from
-the symbol referred to). Some Sects destroyed society by another
-fanaticism; they forced men to live in caves or in dark stone chambers,
-shut off from all cheerful life, and from all intercourse with women;
-where they should constantly make invocations, lash themselves with
-thongs, and half-starve themselves; having skulls to hold before them,
-and awful paintings of Hell and devils to horrify them,--if perchance
-they may propitiate the _Christ-God_, Jah. Women also being driven into
-similar, horrid imprisonment in stone vaults, where the whole life is
-spent in invocations and sufferings, without so much as seeing any man.
-
-These and numberless other things grow out of the interpretations,
-ever-changing, of the _Sacred Writings_; which, to the dark imaginings
-of Priests and devotees, seem ever to give such utterances as fit to
-their feelings. To the Priests they are an unfailing arsenal of power.
-
-For many ages nearly all the Books written--mainly by Priests--were
-in respect of the _Sacred Writings_; called commentaries, homilies,
-disputations, doctrines, invocations, sermons; endless in name, and
-nameless.
-
-This _Literature_ is less in repute than formerly, and immense
-collections of huge writings are now rotting away in the dismal alcoves
-of _Libraries_ [Buk-sti], as great stone buildings for keeping Books
-are called. This _Literature_ is rarely looked at now, excepting by the
-Priests and antiquaries [ol-olphoo]; much of it is obsolete in form,
-or in the Roman--not now so much in vogue as formerly. A large portion
-of the writings, and a larger portion of the "speeches" [phi-lu-tin],
-however, are devoted to the same subject; but the style is modern,
-and less obscure, though not less deformed by a dark and irrational
-superstition.
-
-To my poor mind, were all these innumerable productions of gloomy and
-bewildered intellects--misled and crazed by a monstrous Idolatry--swept
-for ever away, nothing would be lost--nothing, unless the most
-astonishing monument ever builded by man. However, it is doubtful
-whether to lose even this is not better than to have _anything_ left of
-so monstrous a Pretension.
-
-Whilst thus the Barbarian _brain_ wasted itself in this wretched work,
-and piled up its ponderous tomes of useless, and worse than useless,
-Literature--holding knowledge in general as vain, and _Science_, when,
-in Priestly interpretation, not according to the barbarous _Sacred
-Writings_, as a thing to be accursed--activity of body, during the
-same ages, did _its_ dreadful work. Directed by the Priests, one
-_Sect_ denounced another as _damnable_, and the stronger attempted to
-destroy the weaker by "fire and sword." New contentions would arise,
-to be crushed out by bloody execution; only to spring up again, to
-be again extirpated. Every _Sect_ as it appeared would fight for
-supremacy. All worshipped the Christ-God, and sought the same Sacred
-Writings; and all invoked His aid, and pointed to those Writings for
-their authority--to exterminate a weaker _Sect_; to deliver over
-whole provinces to rapine, slaughter, burning, destruction; cities in
-conflagration; women, children, as well as men, not merely slain, but
-put to death with tortures unspeakable; massacres, by treachery and
-surprise, of thousands and tens of thousands! To such work was the
-activity of body largely directed by Priests and the savage chiefs.
-For ages these atrocities were perpetrated. History has no parallel of
-horror; human nature seemed to have become possessed by the _Devil_
-of the Superstition, and exceeded its _diabolism_ [pau-di-ki]. In the
-name of Christ, fire, slaughter, and rapine, spread over the whole
-immense world. Wherever the Priests of this dark superstition became
-powerful, everything which opposed them perished. It was a cardinal
-principle that men could be saved from the dreadful Hell only by the
-aid of the Priests, and by accepting of their interpretation of the
-_Sacred Writings_. The system erected by the Priests was called the
-_Church_, and none could be saved unless they were in the pale of _Holy
-Church_--unless they, in the manner directed by the Priests, performed
-all the rites of worship. These not merely were directed to the worship
-of the Sacred Writings, the Christ-God and Jah, but to the mother of
-God and to the Pope. In England, by and by, the Priests threw off the
-Roman Pope, and set up the English Sovereign, for the time being, as
-Pope, and put men and women to death by fire and torture for still
-preferring the older Idol.
-
-Nor is this madness, this fanatical fury, wholly expended. Education
-has not yet raised these Western tribes into the enjoyment of a
-rational worship--of a rational morality--of a life, calm, tolerant,
-and beneficent. They have never attained the civilisation of our
-Central Kingdom, and to the wisdom of our illuminated Confutse.
-
-There is morality to be found among them, and a few worship, purely
-and simply, the God of Heaven, and look with untroubled hearts upon
-the senseless superstitions. The masses are, however, still held in
-them; and the High Castes either hold to the prevailing idolatries,
-or pretend to do so. This old Jewish Worship, with its _rites_ and
-pretensions, fastened upon tribes by Priests and the Roman power,
-is still dominant in the West. In England to-day it is the same
-superstition, only the Queen is Pope, instead of the Man at Rome. For
-this the English are _damned_, as worthy of Hell-fire, by Roman Pope
-worshippers; and the English return the curse. A constant _Bugbear_
-[Do-nki] to the English mind is, that the more powerful Roman Pope may
-get into England again; then, what horrors! Nor does this frightful
-_chimera_ alone alarm the lower people; the most learned Englishmen,
-and their wisest, exert their minds in writing and in preaching against
-this terrible thing.
-
-To me this seemed strange--incredible. The English Barbarians are, in
-general, sharp enough; they are learned in many things; they can see
-the absurdity of Eastern superstitions; they denounce the Roman-Pope
-worship as worthy of _hell_; but they worship a Queen-pope at home, and
-the same Christ-Jah-god and "sacred writings" which the Romans worship.
-They believe, as do the Roman-pope worshippers, that all who do not
-worship the _sacred writings_ and the _Christ-Jah-god_, and accept of
-the Priest-_Church_, will inevitably burn for ever in fires of Hell;
-yet, because of the separation as to Pope worship, each regards the
-other _sect_ with a hatred only appeased by sending each the other
-to the dreadful Hell! How incredible that the human mind--the active
-and skilled human mind--should alarm itself and others for fear of the
-worship of a Pope--a man: and really think the condition of the human
-soul would be hopelessly wretched--if it mistook the right object of
-worship--the idol of Rome, or the idol of England! The intellect truly
-employed would be directed to the overthrow of _the superstition_ and
-its objects of idolatry altogether. The Roman or the English Pope--the
-Roman or the English _sect_--what matter? Both alike indifferent and
-worthless to an intelligent worshipper of the SUPREME LORD OF HEAVEN
-(Hoang-chan-ti). His worship is elevating, supporting a clean morality,
-tolerant, benevolent--a morality found wherever man is found; debased,
-more or less, as man be debased, or as he may be sunken in vicious or
-cruel superstitions.
-
-To restore a pure worship is to help on a better civilisation among the
-Barbarians. Nor would a respect for the morality ascribed to Christ do
-other than help in the same way. The misfortune is, that that morality
-has been overlaid with Jewish and Priestly additions and inventions.
-There are some of the English _literati_ who dare to teach a purer
-worship, discarding the _superstition_ in its grosser pretensions; but
-they are not listened to.
-
-It is difficult to understand what is accepted as _true_ by the
-differing _Sects_--but their differences may be disregarded--and I will
-refer to what all the Sects of the _Great Superstition_ subscribe to,
-aside from the matter of _Pope_.
-
-_One, only God_: in three parts--each part a very God!
-
- 1. _The Judge and destroyer_ of mankind; for all are damned to Hell!
- This is the Jewish Jah.
-
- 2. _The Son_, begotten of Jah upon an immaculate virgin. Sent to
- mediate with Jah and appease His fierce anger, so that some may
- escape Hell--that is, those few who have "_believed in_" _and
- worshipped the Son_, the Father, and other things. For as to what
- is to be believed, form the points of endless contention, as I have
- hinted.
-
- 3. _The Holy Ghost_, or Comforter, whose function I have never
- comprehended. It appears to be a divine _Effluence_, entering into
- the devotee, to warm, exalt, and enlighten him; especially to comfort
- him and to support him in his dire conflicts with "_the flesh,
- hell, and the devil_" (as the Superstition reads). It is an "awful
- mystery" in the _rites_, and has crazed many a worshipper; for those
- who fancy themselves to be in the possession of this _Effluence_
- feel like gods, and conduct themselves as scarcely accountable to
- mortal control; though others feel an absorption, as they say, into
- the divine nature--a notion like that of some of the fanatics of the
- Hindoos and of the East.
-
-As powerful, indeed more powerful over men, is the terrible
-Satan--_Devil_, _Evil One_. There are many names and shapes. This
-monster was once (according to the superstition) chained down in
-hell-fire, for having raised a rebellion against Jah, who, however, let
-him loose again, and gave him wings to fly from his fiery prison to
-the world, where he should wage war with Jah, in a covert way, by his
-craft drawing away mankind from Jah to his worship and to his designs;
-that, however, he should never prevail to overthrow Jah, and the only
-result would be to increase the number of the countless devils of
-low degree already in Hell, by adding to them nearly the whole human
-race!--for to that torment all go who do not worship in spirit and in
-truth, according to the superstition. This awful strife between Satan
-and Jah always proceeds. The Priests say that, for "some wise purpose,"
-Jah suffers Satan to succeed in his snares; and his victims continually
-fall into the everlasting place of Fire, prepared for the devil and his
-victims. The Priests say that this wholesale destruction of mankind
-was a thing predetermined by Jah, and that he created the Devil to
-accomplish the work; but they do not explain why the torments should
-be everlasting; as men are themselves short-lived, one would think a
-reasonable superstition might have limited the fire-torture to, say,
-twice the length of mortal life!
-
-Our _Literati_ will readily recognise some parts of this horrible
-superstition--perhaps the main features, as Oriental--going back to the
-dimmest dawn of tradition, and to the early and grotesque forms of the
-human imagination, dark and uninstructed. The _Hell_, however, is a
-terrific expansion of the horrible, suited to these Strange Barbarians.
-
-Besides these great deities, there are Arch-angels, Angels, Saints
-male and female, Spirits good and bad--the latter _Imps_ of Satan
-(whatever the word may mean), who enter into human beings, and take
-on the human form: in this disguise, called Ghosts, Wizards, Bogies,
-Witches. However, good people can tell these devilish _Imps_, and avoid
-them (so they be _good_, that is, true worshippers of the Idols of the
-Superstition); for the smell of brimstone sticks to them, and the tail
-and cleft-hoof--inseparable from devil-imps--will always show somewhere
-to _the good_. But, if unawares the Imps catch them, they are only to
-say _Christ_, or _Jehovah_, or call on some Saint, and the Imp will at
-once vanish like a vapor!
-
-It will be seen that this Superstition is as populous with gods and
-spirits as are any in the East, and some of the forms more frightful
-and ridiculous.
-
-There are dissentients--some, who, not dissenting to the chief gods,
-yet conjecture that the good and bad _spirits_ merely symbolize good
-and bad propensities in human nature. But real objectors are few and
-timid, afraid of punishment--if not here, then after death. For the
-Superstition so long rooted has engrafted its terrors in the very
-blood, and men are born with the _Horror_ in them; they can never
-free themselves from it. A few, however, do dissent; but, like our
-_Literati_, they do not care to oppose vulgar ignorance openly, nor is
-it safe; they feel a contempt, but repress its too-marked expression.
-"Why render themselves uselessly odious?" they say. The Priests, very
-likely, often disbelieve much of what they say; but not unlikely their
-emoluments (_livings_) have some effect upon their conduct, though not
-upon their private convictions. In our Flowery Land there is a maxim:
-"A common man's brain is in his belly."
-
-I have had a High Bonze say to me, when I have suggested some
-objections, "Oh, we do not know anything about such things; the
-morality is good, and we need a devil for women, children, and the
-common people: it is safer to let things alone."
-
-"But," I have rejoined, "_Is_ it quite well, in the long run, to teach
-falsely?"
-
-"I do not say it is well to teach _falsely_. I said, I do not know--who
-does? Men more learned than I believe strongly, men wiser than I
-have "gone to the stake and perished by slow torture of fire," made
-_martyrs_ (we have no such word) of themselves, rather than deny these
-things. They were probably right. I simply take things as they are."
-
-"But," I replied, "surely misguided fanaticism, of which the world is
-full, is proof of nothing whatever, unless of the sincerity of the
-madman--not always of that."
-
-"My dear Ah-Chin, you are very quick, and no fool (I beg pardon), but
-you do not understand it. The Superstitious parts are mere forms; and
-as to the _horrors_, as you call them, I think them indispensable; they
-are better than the Police." (The Police are the officers who arrest
-offenders in the streets and public places.)
-
-The Bonzes who talk in this way are, usually, what are derisively
-termed "hunting and fishing" Bonzes, not remarkable for strictness
-of conduct, though quite as likely to stick to the Temples, like our
-Bonzes; they are not likely to pull down the roof which shelters them.
-The Superstition is less revered than formerly, and its wilder parts
-are less obtrusive. Its pretensions are not moderated in terms, but
-the practice is more moderate. Sects do not put each other to death, at
-present, though so much of the old bitterness remains that no one can
-say what horrors might follow upon unexpected changes. Gradually wise
-men endeavour to drop out of sight the Jewish and Priestly creations,
-and, inculcating morality, take the _Christ-God_ as symbol of Charity,
-and his moral precepts as the basis of a moral Philosophy; or (to
-be less offensive to the Superstition) _Christian Philosophy_. In
-this way they seize hold of what is true in the Great Idolatry, and
-endeavour to ignore the grosser parts altogether. They hope to bring
-about a rational worship without violence, by a gradual disuse and
-forgetfulness of the irrational, and are willing to yield something to
-ignorance, if they can by that means, in the end, enlighten it. They
-allow to Christ an exalted character, large in the divine faculty,
-and divine as man is divine in possessing that faculty--to say, _the
-moral_. In this, much as we see in our exalted _Confutze_, who lived
-and taught long before the period ascribed to Christ, and from whom the
-Western tribes, doubtless, received their moral notions.
-
-The religion of Wise men is the same at all times and everywhere.
-Wherever some intellectual culture exists, men will be found who
-understand and practise the rules of morality; and wherever this is
-general, there is the higher civilisation. This higher civilisation,
-resting upon a general morality among a people, has for its base a
-rational recognition of the Sovereign Lord and man's dependency and
-accountability to Him; _Father of men_; and Himself the source of this
-morality. He, _in this faculty, reveals Himself_, and shows to man
-_his_ sole claim to a divine relationship.
-
-This higher civilisation does not mistake intellectual achievement
-as its title to enlightenment. The sharp and active brain is
-quite consistent with the base and low; and may be indifferent to
-superstitions and degrading idolatries. But the moral faculty, active
-and large, at once refines and exalts the intellect; then men are truly
-_wise_, and degrading superstitions die.
-
-The object, then, to which the true worshipper aims, everywhere, is
-to bring man out of a debased into an enlightened recognition of the
-Supreme Lord and of this simple relationship; to teach that the human
-race form one family, united indissolubly to each other, and to the
-Supreme Lord, by the divine moral faculty, to which the intellect
-is subordinate; that by this they may be all truly enlightened,
-and worship simply and truly, with grateful and serene trust, the
-Supreme Lord and Father of all. This worship can never be other than
-beneficent. It is only the expression of gratitude; the desire for
-better wisdom, for still larger charity, a well-doing and serene life,
-at peace with itself and all beside.
-
-To a civilisation resting upon this simple and direct worship and
-morality, few barbarians have any perception; their pride and gross
-superstitions have made it impossible.
-
-The temples are often very grand and beautiful, built of hewn stone,
-with lofty domes, towers, bells, and spires. The priests are very
-numerous, and divided into many ranks. The lowest are the curates,
-who do the "_dirty_" work, as the English phrase it. They are but
-little better than beggars, though mentally often superior to those who
-half-starve them, whilst the higher ranks (by whom they are hired) live
-luxuriously.
-
-The _Sacred Writings_ say that Christ was Himself a mendicant, and
-that his first followers were but little better; that he denounced,
-in bitter terms, all pride and luxury; that the true object of life
-was not to think of oneself, but of others; to give to the poor, help
-the distressed, and the like. In truth, this benevolence and the moral
-precepts of Christ (as I have already said) are its _salt_ [pho-zi].
-
-I have, in the temples, heard a High-Caste Priest eloquently exalt
-this benevolence, and pointing out the divine charity of the _Master_
-(as Christ is often called),--heard him say, "My brethren, give to the
-poor, help the suffering, do good whenever you can, give your all to
-Christ."
-
-I have said, "This is excellent; I will talk with this benevolent
-Bonze." On one occasion I did so. The High-Caste had dined; I was
-ushered into his presence; the fruits and the wine were still before
-him. I approached and bowed low before him, and dared to ask, "Is your
-illustrious body well?" He slightly nodded, and waved me to a seat. I
-expressed my admiration of his benevolent morality, as shown in his
-exalted _invocation_ in the Temple. "Oh, that was of course; we do
-not rely upon morality." I begged pardon, but did not understand. He
-added: "Morals are well, in their way. Charity is a good thing, if the
-purpose be sanctified; but nobody is saved by his goodness." He saw my
-bewilderment. "Oh, I deplore your darkness; I grieve over the errors,
-too fatal, even in our Christian land." I could only bow. He continued:
-"When will the darkness of superstition give way, in the East, to our
-glorious religion? When will the worship of Christ spread over the
-whole benighted world?" I ventured to hint that I had called to speak
-my thought of his noble benevolence. "Oh, yes, we must give. But the
-true worship--knowledge of, and belief in, the _Redeemer_--ah! that is
-the only means of salvation; those are the vital things." I said, "The
-poor are everywhere, and need help." He looked at me suspiciously for a
-moment, and then brightened; he saw I had not come to ask for anything.
-"Yes; the Scriptures say, 'The poor ye will always have with ye,' and
-we cannot alter it." "I am told that your Low-Caste Priests are good
-men, and do nearly all the work. I know one of these who is very kind.
-Your benevolence is like our _Confutze_, who had a tender regard for
-the poor and distressed."
-
-"Ah, our divine _Master_ taught charity; but one must go higher than
-that." "Pardon my poor mind, but do you _not_ really give to the poor,
-in your temples, as your exalted Wisdom taught?" "Ah-Chin, you mistake;
-but one must overlook your darkness of mind--no offence--_Society_
-takes all I can spare, and I give to Curates from my revenue."
-"Society? I do not comprehend." "Well, no; you know nothing of the
-incessant calls. We must visit and receive visits; keep up equipages,
-servants; then there are always poor relations, and the poor Curates
-(these are the 'poor relations' of our order)." "But the Curates are
-poorly paid, I am told, and deserving." "The Curates are well enough;
-but more fuss is made than need be. I was a Curate, Ah-Chin, myself."
-"Your illustrious did not need aid, perhaps?" "Well, yes; I got
-Curate-fare--cold shoulders of mutton, and other colder shoulders." I
-saw that there was something which I was not to understand. "Pardon,
-but the _Society_ is not to be put before the Christ-God?" "I beg, sir,
-you speak not in that way. I pardon much to your darkness. Do not again
-profane our blessed and holy religion."
-
-This alarmed me; I did not know what portended. I bowed very low,
-and humbly craved permission to take my leave. I really feared
-punishment--perhaps of the _Cangue_, or pan-tsee. I afterwards knew, no
-more than the reproof of the High-Bonze was imminent; though, had the
-common people caught a _pagan Chinee_ who had dared to speak, in their
-notion, disrespectfully of their Idols, he would be fortunate to have
-no worse treatment than a _ducking in a horse-pond_ [phu-it-mu-dsi-wo].
-
-What but slow progress is to be expected when a people--even the
-_Literati_--are so superstitious? for the errors there, make obstacles
-everywhere. It is but just now that nearly the whole population of the
-province of Ireland (one-third of the kingdom) have been relieved from
-maintaining the English Idolatry, though they detested it.
-
-The intolerance of the devotees prevents better men from reforming
-abuses, even in the Temples. If a Priest dare to moderate the excessive
-absurdities of the Superstition, he at once endangers his _Living_,
-and is likely to be degraded and driven forth to neglect and poverty.
-
-I, myself, knew a Wise Priest of rank, who very innocently published
-some comments upon the _Sacred Writings_, wherein he showed that
-the statements as they stood were simply impossible. Now, as I have
-said, the _Sacred Writings_ are worshipped; and to doubt that they
-are the words of Jah is horrible--formerly punished by death, now by
-degradation, _excommunication_, and loss of revenue. This poor man did
-not express any doubt; he merely pointed out an error, which might be
-there _somehow_, and which he thought, in his simplicity, should be
-removed or explained. But the _Canon_ [ban-gwo] of the Superstition
-allowed of no comment of that sort as to the Word of Jehovah! and
-cursed out of the Temples, with his Priest-robe torn off, and his money
-stript from him, the daring _blasphemer_ [zw-an] must go!
-
-This is an astonishing _Canon_; for if one allows that four thousand
-years ago Jehovah spoke words which were _then_ inscribed--if one
-allows that the Jewish Priests kept annals and chronicles, and down
-through different ages preserved and added to their histories--if
-one allows that the followers of Christ after his death recorded
-some things concerning his life and his teachings, and that other
-followers wrote letters upon these matters--yet, one must also allow
-that all these writings were written at different periods, for
-different purposes, and in different and scattered records; all in
-obscure and unknown tongues; that they have been copied, re-copied,
-translated--that there are various versions--that, in respect of their
-meaning, and even of their right to be called a part of the Word, the
-highest and best cannot agree! Yet, through all the changes of great
-periods of time--through darkness, and wars, and every sort of ignorant
-credulity--through everything! _every word_ of this huge collection of
-Obscure and Ancient Literature, and of an Obscure and Barbarous People,
-remains exactly as originally delivered by Jah! "Oh, certainly," says
-his devotee, "because _He has preserved them_." "Yes; but when a
-statement is absolutely impossible--as where 'the water covered the
-whole earth.'" "Oh, the _Word_ does not deal with Science." I think
-not; Jah was not a god of science--he was, in fact, just as ignorant as
-the Jew-Priests who pretended to speak his _Word_!
-
-Yet this inconceivable _Canon_ goes further, and declares that this
-_Word_ is the absolute, and only, and perfect _Revelation_ of the Deity
-to man; that it contains the only TRUTH, and is the only way by which
-man, _under damnation already_, can have _any_ hope, however small, of
-escaping the everlasting fire of hell! Upon this _Canon_ all the Sects
-of the Western Barbarians erect their _Idolatries_--they call them
-Churches; but, as we have seen, they are for ever fighting as to the
-meaning of these very Sacred Writings!
-
-Another _Canon_ is, that Christ is the very God (Jah), and that the
-Holy Ghost is also the very God. And to deny this _Canon_ is to go to
-Hell! Nor does it at all matter that one has never heard of this, nor
-that he could have never heard. The whole race of man before Christ
-was born, to this very hour, are either burning, and will surely burn,
-in everlasting fires of Hell, unless they have _believed_ in this
-Canon! And Jah contrived that all this should be exactly so; though
-he did also plan from all time that his Son, Christ, should go down
-to the world and get himself put _to death_; and thus the great Jah,
-appeased by the sight of his Son _dying on a cross_, should be so far
-softened that some would escape Hell! Only a very few; because no one
-could escape unless he knew, and believed, and accepted, and _was born_
-into the very blood of this son! A mystery so incomprehensible, that
-Christians do not pretend to solve it, and are always trembling for
-fear that they may not have been _born again_!
-
-How, under these circumstances, as Jah cruelly neglected to let
-the _Heathen_ know that they could be saved--(indeed, they suspect
-no danger)--the good-hearted devotees of the Barbarians employ
-Bonzes to go over the great Seas to the _Heathen_, to carry them
-the _glad tidings_! These delegates from the Barbarians are called
-_Missionaries_, and the Temples and devotees are full of prayers and
-invocations for the Salvation of the Heathen! by which is meant the
-worship of the Barbarians duly adopted in our Central Kingdom, and in
-other regions of the wide world not under the sway of these Idolaters!
-
-But our Flowery Kingdom, from so long ago as dynasty _Whey-Song_, has
-known of these missionaries; and we know of some now amongst us. They
-are harmless enough, and quite fully understand how to adapt themselves
-to circumstances, and draw the money necessary to their support. The
-Bonzes of the Roman Sect are the wisest, and care for nothing very
-idolatrous; if a _convert_ will go so far as to be baptised [Wa-shti]
-they are quite content. They seek to be useful, and keep the obnoxious
-features of the Superstition out of sight.
-
-There are also some Jews in our Central Kingdom. They have been known
-in some provinces from a time long before the supposed birth of Christ.
-
-Another _Sect_ of the region of the Western Barbarians (in the Eastern
-parts), who worship a god named _Mohammed_--a _Sect_ merely an
-offshoot of the Jews, from whom they adopted the most part of their
-superstition, and equally fierce and intolerant--penetrated into our
-Flowery Land soon after its rise. It was about six hundred years ago
-that they established a slight hold amongst us, and are still to be
-found--never here in their weakness exhibiting any of the savagery of
-strength. In a large portion of the Western regions they were for ages
-as cruel and destructive as the Christians, and, in fact, waged wars
-with them for absolute mastery, during which all the horrors usual to
-those dreadful Barbarians terrified and maddened mankind. Finally,
-these two Sects, _Christian and Mohammedan_ (so styled), divided the
-whole region of the Western Barbarians among themselves! and from that
-time have been less quarrelsome with each other, than have the _Sects_
-of the two great divisions in their intestine conflicts.
-
-Thus, it will be acknowledged that the Barbarians are well disposed
-sometimes towards us,--or at any rate the devotees of their
-Superstition are,--and we must gratefully thank them for their sincere
-anxiety for the salvation of our _souls_; for our _bodies_ that is
-another matter. They think us ignorant, even of the ordinary rules of
-morality. They do not know that before Greece or Rome had appeared
-in history, our worship of the Sovereign Lord and our moral precepts
-were established, purely, simply, and that our annals show that the
-Grecian and Roman culture largely borrowed from ours, though not the
-_Superstitions_. These were derived, probably, from some source common
-to the Western Barbarians, likely Egyptian, and though modified by
-habits of tribes, retained more or less of those original traits which
-appear in all.
-
-The Temples are numerous, though often quite deserted except by the
-Bonzes and their servants. The same revenues are taken by the Bonze
-whether there be any worshippers or not, and sometimes the prayers are
-said or sung to empty forms (seats)--not more empty than the prayers.
-
-Next in rank to Curates come Rectors, who enjoy good _Livings_
-[mo-tsi], and have fine houses and gardens. The other higher ranks,
-are Arch-Bishops, Bishops, called Lords [tchou], who live in stone
-_palaces_, and have great revenues; but Society robs them of the larger
-portion of this revenue,--a barbarous injustice,--leaving the poor
-Lords quite destitute. I was told this; but I never happened to meet
-with a starved Bishop.
-
-These _Tchou_-Bonzes intermarry with the High-Castes, perform the
-marriage ceremony for them, wait upon the Queen with invocations to
-the gods--baptize royal infants; that is, sprinkle them when eight
-days old, in the Temples with invocations, with many ceremonies,
-after which they are safe from the devil and the dreadful Hell; these
-are the chief duties of their exalted office. As great _lay-lords_
-(that is Lords not of the soul but of the clay--lay), they sit in the
-great Law-making _Council_; where their function is, to see to it that
-no law be made which in any way can injure the temples, or their own
-revenues and powers. One does not see that they are remarkable for the
-practice of the virtues which they teach; nor that they are meek and
-lowly followers of the Lamb (Christ-god); or that they very often "wash
-the feet of the disciples"--although they are commanded in the _Sacred
-Writings_ to do these things; and also to succour the distressed, give
-to the poor, and other like acts of charity. I should have been pleased
-to see a Bishop kneeling and washing the feet of some devotee! but I
-never did. They discharge those duties which they owe to Society with
-honourable punctuality: keeping up neat equipages, sleek horses, and
-pious servants; and wearing the garb of their order with a scrupulous
-exactness, even to the shoe-buckles.
-
-They quote the example of the Christ-god, who, when on the world, made
-from common water _good wine_; and are very choice respecting this
-article. As to charity, they are so robbed by Society, that, what with
-gifts for the _Heathen_, and poor relations (for whom they are also
-expected to get good _Livings_ in the Temples), they have but little
-to spare. Then, too, "Charity begins at home" (the _Sacred Writings_
-declare), and he who does not take care of himself, and those who are
-dependent upon him, "is worse than a Heathen" (This is again from the
-_Sacred_ words). For those poor and benighted creatures, sunk in
-dreadful idolatries, indeed, something must be put into the Missionary
-box!
-
-The different _Sects_ quarrel as to particular modes of Worship in the
-Temples. Some will have candles lighted, to please the idols; others
-say, they do not need candles, and are offended by the smell. Some say,
-You should make Invocations kneeling; others say, standing. Some say,
-one should face to the East, others say, to the North. Some say, you
-should pray aloud; others say, silent prayers are more acceptable. And
-very sharp quarrels and _new Sects_ arise upon these matters. None are
-allowed to worship in Temples but devotees of the High-Caste Sect. All
-others must worship in Temples not dignified by a loftier name than
-_Conventicle_, _Chapel_, or the like.
-
-I will state, briefly, what is the ceremony of Idolatry in the great
-_Queen-pope_ Sect. She is worshipped in the Invocations, and receives,
-with her children, a place in the prayers.
-
-When the great bells sound from the high, stone towers, the High-Castes
-go, richly dressed, into the Temples, uncover and bow the heads to the
-Idol, in silence--making Invocations, silently. By the command of the
-Jewish _Sacred Writings_ the Seventh day (so, continuously, for ever)
-is devoted to the grand Worship in the Temples. This is a marked thing
-among the Western Barbarians--this devotion of one day in every seven
-to the Worship of Jah--as ordered in the Sacred Word. It is declared to
-be Jah's day--_Holy_-day. And it is so sacred, that there is danger of
-Hell to him who
-
- "Does any work or play
- Upon the sacred day,"
-
-as the mongrel verse-makers of the _Superstition_ have it! And the
-Priests vehemently denounce all who do not worship upon that day.
-
-Some object to so great strictness; and the quarrel, as usual, is
-bitter between the strict and the not-so-strict Holy-day worshippers.
-
-Those not-so-strict think that the poor, who work six days, should be
-allowed to go to the places of amusement on the seventh, and enjoy
-harmless recreations. The strict say they should be punished for
-desecrating the day by their neglect of worship; yet the poor cannot
-go in dirt and rags to the Temples. The High-Castes go there in rich
-attire, and would be incommoded by the poor--indeed, the High and Low
-Castes never mingle, not even in their worship. In truth, not many of
-any rank attend upon the Priests in worship. The devotees are mostly
-old women and older men, a few young people attracted by opposite
-attraction of sex, children and servants; a few pauper children may be
-huddled into a dark corner for fear of offending the idols.
-
-The Priests face the Idol, and make Incantations, which are repeated,
-age after age, without any alteration; no Priest dare to make any the
-least change; the wrath of the gods would follow.
-
-One peculiarity is, that the most abject _confessions_ are made, by
-Priests and devotees, of heinous offences--making eternal punishment
-fitly their due. They beg for pardon and that _salvation_ (meaning
-deliverance from the awful Hell) may be granted, not for any good
-in them, but wholly for the sake of the Son--the _Christ_. On my
-first attendance in a Temple, when I heard these fearful confessions
-and looked upon the fine women; the carefully dressed worshippers, I
-thought, "How dreadful, these High-Castes such wretches--incredible!"
-
-I afterwards discovered that the _sins_ [ly-ie], the offences
-confessed, were merely _ecclesiastical_ (we have no term like it);
-nobody ever really confesses any wrong which he may have committed.
-
-The grand act of worship is, however, the _Creed_ (here again in our
-Flowery Land we have no term)--an Invocation and Declaration wherein
-all swear, under the awful penalty of eternal burnings in Hell and
-torments of Satan for ever, that they believe and worship all points of
-the _Superstition_ with thankful hearts and undoubting minds. Repeating
-after the Priest, all standing, facing the Idol, uncovered, with eyes
-downcast and deep abasement.
-
-The Incantations do not differ from the Invocations, only they are
-droned out in songs, more dismally, perhaps. The burden of both is
-to deliver the _true_ worshippers from "the wiles of the flesh and
-the devil"; to overthrow, if possible, this awful demon, and to save
-sinners, of whom the worshippers declare themselves, in a hundred
-different ways, to be chief, "_miserable offenders_" [ka-nt-lm-mbi].
-These, and lofty exaltation of the _Christ-God_ and of the Father Jah,
-who, when He had given his word that nothing could save man from Hell,
-graciously allowed the Jews to crucify the Son, that in the Son's
-sufferings He, Jah, might let off some of the sufferings of mankind.
-Possibly some of the present worshippers might be among the lucky
-_saved_. For this _salvation_ endless praises are to be Sung in the
-Temples below; and for ever and for ever in the great Heavens, through
-the infinite eternal worlds without end.
-
-A Hymn of Praise in which all join ends the act of worship. The Priest
-_blesses_ the people and invokes the mercy of the gods; and they,
-making due obeisance to the idols, retire in silence or to the music of
-the great organs.
-
-A special act of worship, or Incantation, is always made to the
-_Triune-god_, that is, the _Three-in-one_, called HOLY TRINITY
-(_Threenity_). To omit this would, in the opinion of devotees, be so
-terrible a thing that no one would dare to stay a moment, fearing that,
-like Korah in the _Sacred Writings_, the very world would open itself
-and swallow them up. This _three-in-one_ seems like a _Hindoo_ god.
-
-The Bonzes attend upon the sick and the dying, moderating their
-fears of damnation by insisting upon the most abject devotion to the
-Superstition, and intimating that, if they heartily grieve over their
-offences, and with undoubting minds believe in all the points of the
-_Creed_, then they may receive the _Sacraments_--that is, _Sacred
-Meats_; which having received, the devil and Hell may be set at
-defiance. These Sacred Meats are symbols of the very _body and blood_
-of Christ--a shocking _rite_, borrowed wholly from the old, savage
-Jews, who held that a _Sacrifice_ must be offered up to appease the
-wrathful Jah on almost any occasion, and who sometimes even devoted
-human victims.
-
-The Bonzes, in general, perform the Marriage Ceremonies, which they
-will have to be a Sacred _rite_ in their Superstition, though some
-_Sects_ think otherwise. However, the High-Castes do not consider a
-Marriage without a Bonze safe; some evil to the children, or other
-calamity, might ensue. Thus the Bonzes, for their services in this
-matter, obtain consideration and good fees [tin-tin].
-
-After all, however, with the lowest Caste the Superstition is not much
-more than a _Fright_; its morality does not touch them, nor those
-things which refine. They have only a dim and low idea of the Sovereign
-Lord--debased, in so much notion as they do have, by the Jewish
-debasement. The devil-and-Hell part is familiar to them, and, in truth,
-fits well to the origin of the Barbarous tribes, and to their rude
-and savage character. As I have said, the Upper Castes consider this
-portion of their Superstition the really valuable part, in practical
-use. All evidence in the Courts, and every sanction, touching important
-interests or statements, rest upon this hold upon the fears of the
-common people. "Oh" (as an Englishman once said to me), "we must keep
-the devil and his _hot place_ in our service, I tell you, Ah-Chin; or
-we should have 'the devil to pay' in good earnest!"
-
-It is very difficult to change the Superstitions of a people, because
-rooted in their fears; and, in a matter wherein the imagination has
-chief power, and nothing can be _known_, even honest men of wisdom fear
-radical changes; they prefer to bear inconveniences, and dread the
-effect of _new doctrines_ upon ignorant masses.
-
-Priests, and the varied interests, and large establishments and
-revenues--in fact, a great portion of the whole community--are
-concerned in maintaining the Superstition, on selfish grounds, or think
-that their own interests are involved. The higher orders regard the
-_Established_ condition of things in Worship and in the State as too
-_Sacred_ to be touched. They denounce all who endeavour, in any faint
-degree, to suggest reforms, as "_infidel_" [un-ti-dsi]--a term of
-deepest reproach--agitators, who covertly would overthrow "our Temples,
-our Idols, and the Queen-Pope herself."
-
-But they cannot wholly suppress the Thinkers; [kog-ti-te] (as the
-_reformers_ are called); and these honestly think that some revision
-may be made with safety and advantage. They are sneered at by the
-larger part of the _literati_, and by all the priests, as _Tinkers_.
-A tinker is one who mends and patches, not a real artisan; and the
-majority will have it that nothing in England requires mending or
-patching. They are also stigmatised, sarcastically, as members of
-a _Mutual Admiration_ Society. A society where the members laud
-everything written or said by any other member; and where, as the
-members think, all true wisdom alone illuminates the surrounding
-darkness. I suspect this society is a _mith_ [pho-gti]; that the true
-sense of the sarcasm is, that the Thinkers overrate the value of their
-published thoughts, and that wisdom will not die with them. Certainly,
-some of the thoughts which I have seen in books, though not so gross
-and hateful as the Idolatry, are quite as useless. Only one thing I
-do respect them for--they do not subscribe to the pretensions of the
-priest; and are really influencing the people by giving them hints of
-value. They do act upon the upper classes, at least, with a reforming
-effect.
-
-I have not referred to obscure _sects_, of which there are many.
-Some of these shout and howl; some keep absolute silence; some lash
-themselves into a sort of phrensy, and fall down in fits, fancying that
-they are possessed by the _Holy Spirit_. Some will only be _baptised_
-by going into a river, and there, under the Incantations of the Priest,
-be violently plunged all over in the water, both women and men. Still,
-all of these, and many others, hold to the _Sacred Writings_ and the
-other Idolatries: the main points are alike in all.
-
-The Roman Pope has many devotees among the English Barbarians; and was,
-not long ago, the Great and only Head. But a vile and cruel king, who
-wished to enjoy a woman and divorce his wife, with whom he had lived
-for many years, and by whom he had children, quarreled with the Roman
-Pope, because he would not suffer this bad thing to be done; and the
-English Barbarians, who disliked a foreign Pope, and the fierce chiefs
-about this king, even some of the priests of English birth, urged
-him to proclaim himself to be Pope in England, and to seize upon the
-revenues which the Pope had received from the English, and all the
-lands and properties of great value, which before-time had been given
-to the Temples and to the Priests. This was done; this king seized upon
-the wealth, and threw down the worship of the Roman Pope in England,
-and declared himself to be the new god in England--the Pope! And the
-English Barbarians worshipped, and have continued to worship, this new
-Pope accordingly. And some who could not honestly worship the new
-idol, and dared to adhere to the Roman, were burnt to death! Indeed
-this new idolatry was not introduced into England without terrible
-consequences. Massacres, burnings, imprisonments, wars, horrible
-crimes--persecutions, destruction of families, robbing, plundering--not
-even to this day have all the evil consequences ceased; though this bad
-ruler made this change in this particular of the great Superstition
-more than 300 years ago.
-
-Thus, our Central Kingdom may see how powerfully Idolatry and
-Superstition are entrenched among the English Barbarians. A System
-interwoven with the very texture of their civilization; supporting,
-and, in turn, supported by the State; mixed up with customs and
-traditions, and endeared by its connection with family interests;
-rich in its possessions; powerful in all the Halls of Learning, and
-in its influence upon the fortunes and dignities of men; boasted of
-for its learning, for its history, and for its refining and reforming
-teachings; the _English Church_ (as those Barbarians call their grand
-Idolatry) seems likely to stand for many generations. Yet agencies are,
-slowly, at work, which will remove the dark and horrible, and leave the
-simple and true. The Benevolence of the Sovereign Lord of Heaven never
-tires; and the pure worship and less corrupted morality will make way.
-
-I hope I may be pardoned for the time which I have given to this
-subject; it is one worthy of deep attention. Besides, a little study
-of the literature and manners of the Western tribes, fastened upon my
-mind the impression that their History was mainly an account of the
-rise and progress of the Christ-god Superstition; and that, hereafter,
-whoever shall have the pleasing task of writing of their better
-civilization, will find it to be his main purpose to show the decline
-and extinction of that Superstition.
-
-To wise men who worship the Supreme Lord only, and accept of His simple
-and direct Morality, there is, in all the broad and immense world,
-but a _single family_, ruled by Him. When this family recognises and
-worships Him, in direct and true sincerity, and practises the few
-and perfectly simple rules of His benevolent Morality, then it is an
-_enlightened_, civilized family.
-
-The Western Barbarians do not understand nor practise this Benevolent
-Morality; until they do, their civilization will not be really better
-than a Barbarism.
-
-We are not to suppose that a perfect morality will ever obtain,
-because man, being two-fold in his nature--divine and bestial--will
-now be ruled by the one, and now by the other part. The object of all
-education (discipline) is, therefore, to teach man how he may order
-these two parts. There is no antagonism [ha-tsi] between them, only it
-is indispensable that the _divine_ part should rule.
-
-That this may be, the _intellect_ must be cultivated, not in
-difficulties, but in habits of thinking, of looking, or seeking out; of
-seeing the beauty, the order, the grandeur of the whole divine world.
-Thus employed it delights in itself; it feels the Mind like a bright
-thing, flying out to the great seas, and upwards to the everlasting
-stars. It loves to hear, to see, to look at and into everything. It can
-never cease to employ this delightful mind, thus stimulated in early
-youth, to exert itself; but it must be exerted innocently, benevolently.
-
-That the subordination of mind and the animal may be secured, the
-Supreme, the Moral Faculty must, from the earliest years, be touched
-by wise fingers. Ah, how it responds, this divine part; how it, in the
-pure and warm glow of unselfish youth, recognises and worships with
-filial love its Father, the Sovereign Lord!--perceives the moral order
-and harmony, and loves to be orderly and obedient--early perceives that
-the true business of life is to preserve this order, and enjoy this
-peace.
-
-Thus Man, a _moral-minded_ animal, is first of all to be taught to
-understand his own nature, and to develop his distinguishing faculty.
-This done, the bestial part rises not above its office. It, too,
-performs its proper and useful end; and man is not a divided, but a
-whole and happy being.
-
-All education, therefore, rightly considered, aims to this _Integrity_
-[Kom-fu] of a man--this secured, there are no limits to the mere
-objects of study or of examination.
-
-Our _Literati_, directed many thousands of moons ago, by our exalted
-Confutze and Menzie, who, themselves were imbued with the ancient
-Wisdom, are familiar with these simple things. The Western Barbarians,
-mainly devoted first of all to the bestial part; to the enjoyment of
-the appetites and the passions; sunk in gross Superstitions, only by a
-few minds begin dimly to see.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
-OF THE HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY OF THE ENGLISH.
-
-
-Before commenting upon the Government, it is useful to speak of the
-geography and history of the English Barbarians.
-
-The Kingdom consists of the following: England with Wales and Scotland,
-forming one large island; Ireland, separated by a channel of the seas,
-lying West; and several small groups of islets, scattered about the
-Coasts. It lies Westerly from the great, main Land of the Barbarians,
-from which it is separated by a narrow course of the seas. England and
-the Main Land form the region designated Europe. The whole Kingdom
-surpasses not in area or population some of our Celestial provinces:
-the extent being in the English square miles some 110 thousand [Si-re],
-and in people some 32 millions [Ken-ty]. In such narrow limits there
-are no rivers--only small streams, which, near the sea, owing to the
-flux and reflux of the great waters, become broad and deep.
-
-In our Science and in our Annals the whole region and people are known
-as one only--but the different petty tribes are distinguished in our
-waters by the forms and colours of the _flags_, shown upon the masts
-of the Barbarian vessels. The English are less in people and in lands
-than many others; but by their fierceness in war, and the multitude of
-their big ships, they esteem themselves to be the most powerful of all.
-
-The first account of them is recorded by one of the Romans, who, in
-our dynasty, _Han_, crossed the narrow sea from a Roman province,
-and entered into the island. It was then a Wilderness, and among the
-forests lived a few savages, clothed in skins. Sometime after, the
-Romans conquered the country, and established a Roman province--their
-dominion lasting four hundred [qua-cet] years--contemporaneous with our
-dynasty, _Hewhan_.
-
-During the dynasties, _Han_ and _Hewhan_, the various tribes
-surrounding the Roman provinces, grown more populous and better
-acquainted with the Military art, crowded, more and more, upon the
-Romans; and, gradually, destroyed their power. They were forced to
-leave England.
-
-On their departure, and for several ages after, down to our dynasty,
-_Song_, the history of the Country is merely a tale of ceaseless
-struggles among the different savage tribes from the Main Land, to
-plunder and subdue it. The civilization disappeared. Nearly all signs
-of the Roman occupancy became obliterated; and the knowledge of letters
-would have been lost, but that the Priests who accompanied some of the
-savage chiefs had among them some of the Roman learning. These Priests
-and chiefs had adopted the worship of the new Christ-god.
-
-At length, one of these invading tribes having fairly mastered the
-country, and established a show of regular authority, the germs of
-knowledge began to grow. The victorious tribe had lands also on the
-main parts; fierce and warlike, it endeavoured to extend its power;
-and repeatedly made assaults upon others of the Barbarians of those
-chief parts. In these, the remains of the Roman civilization were
-considerable, and the knowledge of letters more common.
-
-The position of the English, and their need of communication, made
-vessels indispensable; and they learned to build and to sail many
-ships. However, but little progress in civilization was made till
-our dynasty, _Ming_; when the Sovereign, then a Woman, called by
-the Barbarians, _Queen_, sent the first Embassy to our Central
-Kingdom--bearing gifts, and humbly approaching our Illustrious, begging
-permission to trade at one of our ports on the sea.
-
-From that time to the present, the annals of these Barbarians are
-but little more than records of plundering expeditions into distant
-regions; of their fierce slaughters; their cunning or bold stratagems
-to extend trade, and establish dominion for the sake of trade and
-plunder. To obtain trade, by means fair or foul; to get strongholds
-abroad and subjugate others--these have been the great objects of the
-rulers and the people.
-
-By their ships, manned with the most ignorant and debased, taught only
-in the work of sailing and fighting; stimulated by love of plunder, in
-which the meanest have a share; the very name of these Barbarians has
-become terrible in all the distant seas.
-
-They first appeared within the waters of our Central Kingdom, in the
-dynasty _Tsing_, but did not venture then to assault our unoffending
-people; and only, by cunning and with low prostrations and humility,
-sought to traffic, in such way as should be acceptable to our
-Illustrious. Further time was looked to and greater force before
-showing their fierceness!
-
-They have since seized nearly all the maritime parts of the Hindoos,
-and, penetrating the country with savage bands, have slaughtered the
-inoffensive people, and robbed the treasuries of Princes and the
-Temples of immense riches. They have, finally, subjugated the chief
-provinces of the Hindoos, and yearly bear away from them the ancient
-revenues.
-
-Throwing off disguise, in our celestial seas, these Barbarians at
-length discovered their true character. To save our people from the
-effects of a dreadful poison, to which the lower orders had become
-habituated, our Illustrious prohibited the importation of this thing,
-called by the English, Opium (Zle-psi). But these disregarded the just
-request; wished to pour upon us enormous amounts for the sake of the
-gains which the bad traffic yielded, and which was monopolised by them;
-and, when nothing else would serve, assaulted our unoffending people,
-fell with fire and sword upon our province of Quang-tun, and, rushing
-upon other maritime parts with their great ships, armed with prodigious
-cannon, threatened to burn and destroy. In our peaceful Kingdom we
-had no need of such things; we had no means to meet these destructive
-engines, contrived by _Christ-god_ worshippers; and our Illustrious,
-to save further dreadful mischiefs to our unprotected people, granted
-trade to these selfish and cruel Barbarians! Yet this benevolence
-of our Illustrious only served to encourage additional demands; and
-we all remember how, coming with more ships, swifter with _steam_,
-and greater guns and men, these impious defiers of the Sovereign and
-Heavenly Justice have more recently fallen upon the Northern provinces,
-and slaughtered and robbed our people, our palaces, and even the
-precincts of our Illustrious himself! Who, awaiting and appealing to
-the Sovereign Lord of Heaven, doubts not the due chastisement of crime,
-which, in due time, shall heavily fall!
-
-Meantime, in all other parts of the great Outer Seas, these English
-visited the coasts with their fire-ships, and compelled the natives to
-trade, either by fraud or by open war. In the great Sea towards the
-sunset, they, in this way, settled upon many Lands; and, in the course
-of some generations, their settlements in those regions, wishing to
-trade with others beside the English (which these would not allow)
-revolted; drove away the armed bands which were sent to subdue them,
-and formed a new power.
-
-In this way, about 100 years ago, the Barbarians, called American
-[Mel-i-kan], arose. Their ships are known in our Central Kingdom by
-a flag, named "Starry," because of the _Stars_ [Zen-ti] which are
-painted upon it. These people are ardent for trade, but not so mad
-and reckless; and not aggressive in their intercourse with others.
-They are not so domineering and haughty--humbly submitting themselves,
-in general, to the Son of Heaven, making tribute, and seeking his
-Illustrious protection to their trade and to their ships in our Central
-Waters.
-
-During these events, the English Barbarians also sent their poor
-people and criminals into the Lands of the far South Seas, to make
-new places for their poor to toil in, to get rid of them, and to make
-safe, distant places, to keep their criminals in; subduing the tribes
-in those parts--thus making more trade. And in this way, and with
-their many big ships and cannons, they boast that they will bring the
-whole immense world, either to be tributaries, or to be completely
-subjective. And they please their devotees, because they say that this
-subjugation will "_Convert_" all the Pagans to the worship of the gods
-of their Superstition--and this great boon will abundantly compensate
-for all the wrongs and atrocities committed! In fact, they impiously
-pretend that they are commanded to subjugate the Heathen World, that it
-may be saved from the dreadful Hell!
-
-The domestic events have not been important; though the Barbarians
-themselves think everything to be important which happens amongst
-them. They fancy that "Civilization and Progress" (famous words
-with them) depend upon the petty disputes arising--sometimes as to
-their Superstition, and sometimes as to some trifling thing in their
-Customs. One of the main events, is the story of a son of one of their
-Sovereigns, who drove his father out of the Kingdom, and rëestablished
-the Government in such manner, that, ever after, when the matter is
-referred to, one shall say _Glorious_ [Twang-ba]. As well as I can
-understand, the things done were, that whereas, before, the Sovereign
-had been allowed to worship the Pope, if he wished (but in secret),
-afterwards he should not, but _be_ the English Pope, solely. And,
-instead of a native dynasty, a foreign, and very base and stupid one,
-hateful to the English, was fastened upon them. These events, an
-outside observer sees, were followed by long-continued discontents,
-and civil war--wherein innocent persons suffered in their persons and
-their property; and very many were exiled, and very many were brutally
-massacred and put to death--not because of any other offence than
-adhering to the ancient Laws, and to the Sovereign whom this base son
-had dethroned! Yet, of this event, when one speaks of it, one shall
-say, _Glorious!_!
-
-The form of government has not changed; but the power has, during these
-periods, past into the hands of the Aristocracy [Fo-hi]. In the time of
-the Queen, who sent the humble petition to our Illustrious, the English
-Sovereign was Master--being Pope and Ruler; that is, High Priest and
-Sovereign. But the people, increasing and growing richer in ships and
-merchandize, began to feel the intermeddling of the Ruler. Previously,
-the people had been too poor and too few to be accounted anything; and
-grew up into an improved condition without notice. They now disliked to
-be taxed, and began a struggle with the Sovereign to limit his power in
-this thing--for they said, "If he can take a _penny_ (a small coin),
-at his own goodwill and pleasure, he can take all." Now this is an
-absurdity--yet, it looked sound; and, at any rate, became the ground
-of the fight between the well-to-do people (the Middle-Caste), and the
-Ruler. _This_ would make his will absolute; the _other_ would make
-its will absolute! The Sovereign who first had this opposition seems
-to have been a fool, and the next, a knave--but neither had sufficient
-sense to arm soldiers enough to compel obedience, as was done on the
-Main Land--consequently, after a good deal of wretched fighting between
-the Sovereign helped by nearly all the High-Caste, and the _next_
-Caste in the Aristocracy and well-to-do people, these last succeeded,
-and put the Sovereign to death. As is always the case, during a civil
-war, _fanaticism_ arose. It based itself upon two points--the right
-of the people to rule, and the right of the gods of the Superstition,
-_without any Pope_, to be worshipped. This was a departure from the
-original dispute only in part; because some had vehemently denied the
-whole notion of Pope-worshipping; and as the Sovereign was English
-Pope, this pretension embittered the strife. Now, the Aristocracy
-(High-Caste) upheld the Pope; but the Second-Caste and the people,
-opposed; and these, at length, for the time, carried all before them;
-destroyed the King, overthrew his worship as Pope; and established the
-gods of the Superstition, with such severity of worship (especially as
-to the _rites_ and as to the _Seventh-day_), that, _Society_ completely
-changed. Even the name of the State was changed! The point, of the
-_Rule of the people_, was in this vindicated; for the name of the
-State was--_Commonwealth_; and of the Ruler--_Protector_. Now, this so
-_radical_ change was not real. It was the expression of that extreme
-agony into which Civil War hurries. The strong passions sway--the
-strongest rule. And the very able military man who organized the troops
-into the ways of an invincible army, though of the Aristocratic,
-High-Caste connection, happened to have adopted the most severe notions
-of the great Superstition; looked upon Christ-god merely as the _Jah_
-of the Jews; wished to make the _Sacred Writings_ the law of the
-Land; and to get himself proclaimed to be the _High Priest_ and ruler
-of this new Jewish State! This remarkable man, with his invincible
-troops, could not absolutely do this--but he did completely overawe
-and rule the State, causing himself to be declared _Protector of the
-Commonwealth_!
-
-With the death of this strong man, there being no successor to his
-ability, repression soon relaxed; the Aristocracy came out of their
-seclusion; the gloom of fanatical worship brightened in the natural
-love of rational life. _Society_ rebounded from the low depression;
-ancient feelings, habits, sports, reasserted themselves. Communities do
-not radically change, at once--such a thing to be beneficial, must be
-cautious. A tree, though misshapen, may not be plucked up by the roots
-violently, and forced into uncongenial soil; to improve its beauty and
-use, a different method must be sought: only, if the tree be actually
-dying, possibly, a complete and radical change may save it--at any rate
-it is the sole chance!
-
-The troops, wholly devoted to their late great General, found no one on
-whom they could rely; and another portion of the Army in the far North,
-was induced actively to assist the Aristocracy. These, joined by the
-middle classes, who had wearied of the too gloomy worship and severe
-_rites_, hastened to recall a Son of him whom they had not long before
-put to death, and place him upon the _Throne_. They declared him to
-be Sovereign-pope: they restored the old form and name of government;
-and rescinded nearly everything done by the Commonwealth. In this
-_Restoration_ (as the English call it) is another event, considered
-by them, of great importance. In this Restoration (a natural effect
-of the _fanaticism_ largely charged to the greater ignorance of the
-lower castes) the High-Castes again became predominant. They again
-took influence and power everywhere, and retained the fruits of the
-civil struggle in their hands. _They_ had aided the resistance to the
-arbitrary will of the Sovereign; and they now grasped and enjoyed the
-power wrested from him. They, alone, could impose taxes. No Sovereign
-would again dare to tax the people (that is, the High-Castes) without
-their consent. But _they_ would levy and raise taxes when they pleased.
-Thus holding the _Purse_ of the State they had become supreme.
-
-On the death of this Restored one (who turned out to be so base that
-the common people often deplored the loss of the late great General),
-a brother reigned. This man, as I have said (wishing to worship the
-Rome-pope) was driven out by his son, forming the epoch, _Glorious_.
-The present Queen is of the dynasty then established; and during
-this period the absorption of power by the High-Caste has gone on.
-Taught by the Slaughter of the late King, his successor feared; and
-the new dynasty was compelled by the Aristocracy to submit to those
-limitations of power, which effectually placed authority in their
-hands. To secure this authority, the Sovereign was not allowed any
-money to keep troops; and, if, on any pretence, troops were raised,
-they were immediately refused pay, and forced to be disbanded upon the
-least suspicion that they would be used to strengthen the Sovereign.
-The aristocracy had continued to strip him also of all private revenue;
-and had, in fact, reduced him to a dependency upon them for his daily
-subsistence [Bran-te].
-
-Thus, the High-Caste, acting by the forms of the _Grand Council_,
-seized power.
-
-It is proper to explain the substance and form of this Council.
-
-It is divided into two parts--_Upper House, and Lower House_.
-
-The _Upper_ are the Lords [Cheang] of Lands and Lords of the
-Temples--(High-State Sect.)
-
-The _Lower_ are lords, brothers, sons, nephews, relations, and devoted
-servants of the Upper; and are far more numerous.
-
-No rule can be made, nor law, without both these bodies consent to it.
-This they do by asking each one his opinion, and a majority decides.
-Everything of importance must originate in the Lower House, and first
-be settled there. Then, the will of the Lower House is communicated to
-the Upper House, and it is ordered to ratify it. The members do so, and
-the Sovereign (or somebody requested thereto by him) approves (as the
-English politely phrase it); and the thing, so approved, is a new Law.
-Now, no Sovereign dares not _approve_--it might cost him his head. The
-last one, many years ago, who thought he might risk it, soon gave up
-the attempt, and died in a madhouse.
-
-It will be seen, that the power in the Lower House will necessarily
-fall into the hands of any one who can obtain adherents enough to
-his opinions to secure a majority of members. The most ready debater
-[Qu-iztsi], the coolest and self-possessed, who has made himself master
-of the wishes of the majority; or, who, to these things, or with only a
-part of them, has great wealth and influence--one, in fine, who knows
-and divines what is wanted, and has the ability to lead;--directs and
-orders the measures which are to be adopted. This man, who controls the
-Lower House, governs the State. He nominates those who shall assist him
-in the government, being the same who aid him in managing the House.
-Thus, the Lower House governs by its delegates.
-
-All these men, who are really a COMMITTEE [ty-gi-te] of the House
-for the ruling of the Kingdom, act in the name of the Sovereign, and
-receive the ancient titles of office from him. The ancient forms are
-preserved; and these men, obeying the House, profess to obey the
-Sovereign--in fact, the Sovereign is pretended to be the source of
-honour and of authority; and the very Laws which have been made against
-his wish are declared to be his Laws!
-
-Thus, both the Sovereign and the people are amused. The one, by the
-respect shown to him, the emoluments and influence of his high office,
-and of his Pope-ship; the others, by some semblance of political
-[in-tri-gsi] power. This consists in calling together a few of the
-people of second and lower caste, to choose a new member for the Lower
-House--but this is quite a comedy, [sham-li] for the most part. It
-gives the ignorant Barbarians a notion of self-importance, and tickles
-them with the fancy that they really have a part in the government of
-the State.
-
-Whilst these changes in the ordering of things at home were in
-progress, the usual fierce and bloody expeditions of these Barbarians
-had not been suspended.
-
-The Americans had succeeded in establishing their independent power,
-but not till they had waged a second war with their late masters,
-scarcely less important to them than the first. For the English, still
-looking upon them with disdain, insisted upon the right to stop any of
-the vessels of the Americans upon the high seas, and to seize and carry
-away to their own ships any one whom they pleased. They would do this,
-and force the victims of their insolent cruelty to fight for them in
-their horrible war-ships.
-
-The American Barbarians resisted this outrage; and, forced to fight a
-bloody war, vindicated their just cause; so that never since have the
-English, or any other Barbarians, dared to board or outrage the ships
-or the sailors [mer-tsi] of the Americans.
-
-This stubborn and brutal barbarity, love of plunder and traffic, have
-involved the English during the present dynasty in numberless wars
-beyond seas. They have internally avoided great commotion, although
-the low castes have occasionally perished in surprising numbers by
-famine and disease. In Ireland the depopulation has exceeded anything
-recorded. The poor people of the Northern parts also, driven away from
-their homes, have nearly disappeared, unless in the armed bands sent
-over the sea. With these, the poor and despised Irish are in great
-numbers also; and, indeed, the strength and ferocity of the armed
-bands depend upon these, the most degraded and lowest caste of the
-Barbarians. In this way, the most turbulent and ignorant have been
-drawn off, trained to use of arms, and used to spread and maintain
-the terror and power of the English. Many of the low-castes have been
-shipped away in great ships to distant parts to form new settlements,
-and to add to those already begun. By these means, and from the
-increase of riches from trade, and from plunder of remote regions
-giving employment to the low orders, great disorders have been avoided.
-The plunder of the vast treasures of the Princes of the Hindoos, and
-the trade which has been forced upon them, and upon others, have
-contributed to this end. The result of increased wealth has been,
-however, mostly to the gain of the High-Castes; who, holding the Lands,
-have found in the enormous increase of value in these an additional
-strength. The numbers of the rich have increased; and these always look
-to the Castes above, and draw away as far as possible from those below.
-The poor remained uneducated, and fell more completely under control.
-If one of their order benefited himself, he had no ambition higher
-than a desire to stand well with those above him. Thus Wealth, always
-joining itself to the Higher Castes, made the power of the Aristocracy
-[Fo-hi] quite complete, and the obedience of the common people assured.
-Of this High-Caste the Sovereign is merely the ornamental top.
-
-The learning of the Romans made but little advance, until very lately.
-The great Schools had some of the High-Caste within their walls; the
-mass of the people remained ignorant, fierce, and brutal. The laws
-continued to be in a most dreadful state; the prisons, foul dens of
-disease, cruelty and crime; the administration of Law, and disposal of
-offenders, savage and barbarous in the extreme.
-
-The learning took mostly a fantastic [pa-ntsi] form--pedantic, busied
-with the mere shells of words, and names of things. It busied itself
-chiefly with the old languages of the Romans and the Greeks. A man who
-could repeat aloud from memory the _modes_ of a Greek word was a man of
-profound learning. Of our Central Kingdom, of the wisdom and knowledge
-of the great East, they knew nothing; but nursed an intolerable
-conceit in admiration of the trivialities of their own ignorance,
-and by disdaining to understand a civilization of which they knew
-nothing--branding it as idolatrous, dark, Pagan!
-
-Still, gradually, intercourse and larger acquaintance with the main
-parts, revived the love of Roman art; and the Roman civilization once
-more revived. Roman architecture, sculpture, learning, laws appeared.
-The style of public buildings, houses of the High-Castes, Bridges,
-took on the Roman forms. The _Literati_ became more numerous; and,
-with the increasing riches, larger numbers became instructed. A long,
-bloody and disastrous War, which ended only a few years ago, moderated
-the intolerant selfishness of the Barbarians. It left them so crushed
-down under the weight of innumerable taxes, that it began to be seen
-that these interminable Wars beyond Seas, were not paid for by the
-gains of trade, nor by acquisitions of territory. This moderation was
-strengthened by the better and increasing knowledge: and Wars are not,
-in general, so eagerly waged.
-
-The oldest child of a Ruler succeeds--male first, and failing him, a
-female. The direct descent from the _eldest_ always succeeds, to the
-exclusion of the younger.
-
-It is justly claimed that this is an element of stability; though it
-contains a foolish omission. For there is no recognized authority which
-can set aside an heir in the direct Line for however good cause. Thus
-the danger of a violent succession is always imminent--and of this the
-English history has many examples. In our Flowery Land, this danger is
-averted by the wise customs of the great _Calao_.
-
-In my Report, I have explained at length the rules which govern in
-transactions with foreign tribes; and shown the maxims needful for
-our Illustrious, in all negotiations and dealings with the Western
-Barbarians. As trade (particularly by the English) is the grand object,
-I have pointed out how to deal in this matter, in such way as to yield
-no more than is convenient, nor sooner than is expedient.
-
-The _Committee_ who govern, preserving ancient forms, administer
-through them, in the name of the Sovereign. These forms assume _three
-great divisions_, one of them being two-fold: _spiritual_, referring
-to the great Superstition; and the other _temporal_; this is quite
-nominal, for the "temporalities" always touch matters _spiritual_ in
-some way.
-
-The _First_ is the Executive.
-
-The _Second_ is the Parliament.
-
-The _Third_ is the Judicial.
-
-The Executive--that is that which executes--has two parts. Spiritual,
-(the ghostly, the unknown,) performing all things concerning the
-Sovereign-Pope, the Temples, the worship, the Bonzes. Temporal,
-ordering the military forces by land and by sea, seeing that the
-laws are obeyed, and ruling the Hindoos and other distant peoples
-and settlements. Also arranging all matters with other Christ-god
-Barbarians, and with all foreign peoples.
-
-The Law-making, called Parliament, or place of talking [Ba-ble]. This
-is the Grand Council already referred to, divided into the Upper and
-the Lower House, together really forming one, where all Rules and Laws
-are made. Here rests the Supreme Authority; and this body is controlled
-by the _Committee_, as before explained.
-
-The Upper House is composed of Lords, who sit there in right of
-birth, except the _Spiritual_ Lords, who are the great Bonzes (called
-Bishops) of the Superstition. Formerly, this Upper was, next after the
-Sovereign, most powerful, and often over-ruled, and even dethroned
-him. But the greater intelligence has reduced its influence, and made
-innoxious its mischievousness. Even its aristocraticalness could
-not blind the Lower House to an _Imbecility_ inherent in its very
-constitution. Born Law-makers! The proportion of idiots, worn-out
-and selfish _roués_ (we have no similar word), narrow caste-bound
-egotists, at last, wearied even its congeners, and they left to the
-Lords [Tchou] the ancient Forms, but deprived them of all real power.
-This might not have happened, but that from the very nature of things
-the number of Peers (as a Lord is called, who has the hereditary
-law-making right) who are active and young is inconsiderable; and,
-for the most part, these prefer out-door sports, pleasures of wealth
-and travel, to sitting among the elders to be _snubbed_ for youthful
-inexperience. The result is that all warmth, life, and interest, all
-generous disinterestedness, are unknown by these venerable egotists.
-They are sufficiently amused with hereditary titles, with the respect
-shown to their rank, and with the _playing_ at Law-making. They are
-too conceited to see that they are "puppets," and too small to despise
-the _honours_ which conceal their insignificance. Are they not exalted
-above and separated from the "common-herd"? [kou-tong].
-
-They are completely engrossed with the trivialities of their rank
-(High-Caste). They wait upon the Sovereign like menials, tricked
-out in furs, feathers, and robes, and jewelled chains, stars and
-garters, sparkling in gems, silk hose, and the very shoes resplendent
-with precious stones! On great occasions they are allowed (and this
-permission must come from the Sovereign) to place upon the head a
-golden and jewelled "circlet," named _coronet_. With this head-gear
-glittering about their brows, they receive the respectful reverence of
-the people, and feel a greater exaltation than the gods. "Ah," as the
-Barbarians say, "who would not be a Lord!"
-
-A special Superstition attaches itself to this head-ornament. That worn
-by the Ruler is called a _Crown_. When he places it on in public, the
-trumpets give a mighty sound, all the people bow in humble homage,
-and Nature is supposed to arrest the wheels of her majestic course
-to join in the rapturous shouts of delight! The act is rooted in the
-Superstition, and one of its most cherished things.
-
-The highest ambition of a subject is to be permitted to take _Rank_
-and wear this _bauble_. There is no mean service to the Ruler, no
-intrigue, no sacrifice which may not be done or suffered to get this
-privilege--the right to shine in this coronet. And such an ambition is
-so honourable, that success condones every contemptible thing by which
-it is secured. Men are blinded by the glare, and overlook the mean
-being below: in his Coronet he is unimpeached and unimpeachable!
-
-Nor is this ambition confined to the Lords temporal; the High-Caste
-Bonzes will not be remiss in those _duties_ to the Sovereign and to his
-family, in those to "Society" and to the exalted Lords, upon whom they
-have to attend on all occasions of baptising and marrying and feasting,
-to give the _blessings_ [fihu-lsi] of the gods of the Superstition--in
-nothing remiss which shall help them to secure the peculiar _head-gear_
-given to those of their order whom the Sovereign raises to the lordly
-rank called _Bishops_. It is called a _mitre_. Ages ago, in the obscure
-days of the Superstition, poor and miserable, the chief Bonzes were
-distinguished by a head-covering like two bits of board, united or
-_mitred_ together, typical of the two-fold nature of their office.
-Thus arose the Mitre, now a resplendent and costly bauble, more lofty
-than the coronets, and showing the superiority of spiritual (priestly)
-dignity!
-
-In these coveted distinctions, the Sovereign finds the source of nearly
-all the power really enjoyed; and by an artful use and distribution
-of coronets and mitres, often covertly manages the machinery of
-government to his own wishes. An unscrupulous and able man may make
-himself respected! I forgot to say that another jewelled symbol of
-priestcraft is bestowed with the mitre, so comical that one might
-suspect it originated in the love of coarse humour common to the
-Barbarians--but its true origin was in the same early and poor days
-of the Superstition, when the highest Bonze was only a "Keeper of the
-Sheep;" that is, his duty was to keep the poor devotees together and
-save them from the idolatrous _pagans_. The Christ was said to have
-called his despised followers "Sheep without a shepherd," and to have
-requested the chief of his followers "to feed his sheep." Thus it came
-about that these chief men took a staff, crooked at one end (similar to
-that used by a veritable shepherd), as typical of their duty.
-
-With the mitre is, therefore, handed a costly _Crosier_--crooked and
-crossed staff--to enable the Lord Bishop to _pull in_ the wandering
-sheep, or to catch hold of any which may have slipt down into
-deep holes, or other rough places! "Fancy a Lord Bishop catching
-sheep!"--said a jocose Barbarian to me once.
-
-The crowning of a new Ruler is a grand _ceremony_, in which all the
-wearers of the little crowns (_coronets_ and _mitres_) attend; and
-no Ruler is a RULER unless he be CROWNED, with all the superstitious
-_rites_. To this I may refer elsewhere. At present, I may mention that
-the history of all the Barbarians, and notably that of the English, is
-a story very often of the wars, assassinations, plots, and cruel deeds
-done to seize the _Crown_: for whoever could contrive to clap this
-thing upon his head was at once King! In the eyes of the superstitious
-invested with a sort of divinity! This feeling is well expressed by
-their greatest poet: "What a divinity doth _hedge_ a King!" This is,
-doth encompass and protect a King.
-
-When the Law-making Houses meet, the custom is for the Sovereign to
-attend in all his State, and _open_ the Houses. That is, to swing
-open the grand doors of the Upper House for the Lords, and especially
-for the Lower members; who, on this occasion, are admitted to enter
-in and listen to the GRACIOUS SPEECH. The rush of the Low-members is
-frightful, for the _Doors_ are only opened for a very short time.
-The speech itself is nothing--merely some polite phrases as to the
-health and happiness of "our beloved _Lords and gentlemen_" (as the
-form is), and some Incantation to the gods of the Superstition, "on
-the prosperity and successful trade of our subjects." The great Lords
-sit like gods, effulgent, exalted; whilst the Low-members crowd like
-school-boys, and as rudely as school-boys, below. This is another thing
-by which the childish Lords are amused with a notion of power.
-
-The present Sovereign rarely opens the Houses, but delegates some great
-Lords to do it for her. And the ceremony is far less. The Crown and the
-Crown Jewels are, therefore, so rarely seen, that the divinity of the
-Ruler is in danger; for the Superstitious reverence and pope-worship
-attaches to the _Crown_. These Crown Baubles are, by the present
-Ruler, kept imprisoned and guarded in a huge stone castle, so strong
-that no force but of nature can throw it down, and are cautiously shown
-to the admiring and dazzled few who are allowed by the guards to see
-them, at "a penny a-peep" (as an American Barbarian said in my ear,
-on the day of my seeing them). In this he referred to the fee [tin]
-which is exacted before admission, and which (I was told) went to the
-privy-purse of the Queen to buy pins. The Barbarians boast that these
-glittering _gewgaws_ cost more than all the Halls of Learning!
-
-The _Judicial_ is the remaining great division of administration. In
-this the Laws are explained and applied. No law is, by this department,
-ever made. It has no such function. None the less, it really makes new
-laws, and unmakes the Statute Law (that is, the Law enacted by the
-great Council of Law-makers) just as it pleases. In fact the chief
-business of this department is to _unmake_ the Laws, and the chief
-business of the Council is to make _them over_ again. And between
-the two, of the making of Law there is no end, nor any possible
-understanding. Were not the Barbarian body and mind very tough, they
-would infallibly perish beneath the weight of this inscrutable and
-ponderous contrivance. No one is benefited by it, but the innumerable
-officers who manage it, and the Lawyers, who fatten upon the fees
-[tin-tin] which it wrings from all the unfortunates who have to attend
-upon it. These Lawyers form a special and very exclusive Caste; often
-at dispute among themselves upon points of personal concern, and as
-to the emoluments and offices which appertain to the Caste, but
-always united (and so-called _Brothers_) as to everything outside,
-by which they can more effectually conceal and mystify the nature of
-their order, and the more adroitly plunder the uninitiated. This is
-the Caste which opposes every inquiry into abuses and every attempt
-to reform the administration; which shouts the loudest praises to the
-Superstition, puts in force all the terrors of the Caste and of the
-Law (as by them expounded) to destroy any one who does not adore the
-_glorious_ event, and declare the Constitution and the Laws, the Crown
-and the Altar (meaning the Superstition), the most perfect of all
-human wisdom--indeed, _Divine_. I have explained the Glorious event.
-To the Lawyer-Caste glorious in fees and means of plunder; in abuses
-which, had the reforms introduced before that event been perfected,
-would have been swept away; reforms which that event postponed, and
-the subsequent wars and civil dissensions made not only impossible,
-but still more difficult in the future. In another place I propose to
-refer to this department--the _Judicial_--when speaking of _the Courts
-of_ JUSTICE wherein the Laws are expounded and applied: because, as
-in these the daily course of the life of a people may be studied, I
-wish to look curiously into them. It will be readily seen, however,
-that for a stranger to find, beneath the thick and manifold wrappings
-and ponderous obscurities of the Lawyer-Caste, where _Justice lies
-smothered_, is no easy task.
-
-The present Ruler is of the so-called _glorious_ dynasty, and is
-more wise and virtuous than her ancestors, who were remarkable for
-obstinacy, meanness, stupidity, and debauchery. If one had a virtue,
-it was so misdirected by narrowness of mind as to be worse than vice.
-The best man of them was the most mischievous Sovereign, and the wisest
-thing done by any of the dynasty was to keep away from England. When
-they did nothing they did well; their activity was disastrous.
-
-The Queen now reigning is esteemed by the Aristocracy because she
-leaves them to do as they please, and gratifies them by bestowing
-upon them and their devoted supporters _coronets_. She only demands
-for herself and her numerous children _ample provisions_; if in these
-she be gratified, she cares not to vex herself or her Lords by any
-disputes. She is very benevolent, filling the great palaces with _poor
-relations_, where they are supported--not by her. On the marriage of
-one of her royal children her munificence is unequalled; but she asks
-her devoted Lords to tax her subjects to pay for it!
-
-Her allowances are, with wise _policy_, made very ample, that a
-_splendid Court_ may be kept up, to give places to the aristocracy,
-and to gratify the love of display. In this the Lords are generous; it
-costs _them_ nothing, the taxes upon the people cover the expenses.
-There are murmurs that the crown is never shown; that Royalty is
-hidden from view, and that the reverence of the people wanes; that the
-allowances designed and heretofore used to maintain a grand _Court of
-respect and honour_ are misdirected, and get into the private pocket of
-Royalty for merely personal objects. But he who should dare openly to
-say this, unless of a very High Caste, would assuredly have his ears
-_cropped_ [ku-tof.]
-
-The reign has not been without bloody wars; one of which was to
-uphold a sick _Turk_ (an outside Barbarian, who hates the very name of
-_Christians_, and calls them _dogs_), and whom the English Barbarians
-themselves despise. Yet, they rushed with great ships and armed bands
-to attack another _Christ-god_ tribe, who threatened the sick Turkish
-chief; because, as they thought, their trade was best secured by
-helping the Turk! This foolish war cost thousands of the lives of the
-English sailors and armed bands, but what is far more consequential
-to the Barbarians, many millions [li-re] of gold. It ended in nothing
-at all; for the great tribe which lost in the war some ships and some
-forts, taken by the English, have now rebuilt them more strongly than
-before, and again threaten the sick Turk more than ever!
-
-When the American Barbarians had a domestic contention--some of them
-wishing to deliver a poor people held in slavery, by a custom in some
-of their provinces, from the cruel wrong--the English Barbarians sided
-with those who wished to keep the slaves. They did this notwithstanding
-that always before they had almost quarrelled with the American tribes
-for allowing this very thing! Now, however, because they did not like
-to have that people great in ships, and because they thought it would
-be safer for them and better for their trade, to have the American
-tribes broken to pieces, insidiously aided those who fought to hold the
-slaves, in every way they could without open war. But the slave-holding
-tribes were overpowered, and the slaves set free. Presently, the
-American Barbarians demanded that they should be repaid some of the
-_monies_ which this treacherous conduct had cost them--the lives
-could not be repaid. The English Barbarians, fearing the American
-tribes--very valiant, and having many ships--finally submitted to pay a
-heavy penalty for their wrong doing!
-
-Lately, also, the English Barbarians have stood silent and seen another
-tribe on the Main Land (which aided them just before in the War for the
-Turk, and, in fact, saved them from being shamefully beaten) completely
-overthrown and mercilessly sacked by another tribe--when a kindly word
-would have saved great suffering. But it does not displease the English
-Barbarians to see another tribe weakened--and their trade was not
-touched in this war--in fact, perhaps they had more to gain by pleasing
-the strong tribe which came out victorious.
-
-The English themselves complain that, lately, they have not
-distinguished themselves by their usual _glorious_ expeditions; that
-their war-ships and their fierce warriors are getting out of use, and
-that the late _Committee_ of Government, made the name of England
-inglorious. This feeling at length got possession of the Lower House,
-and a new Committee appeared. These say that the attempt to carry on
-affairs with other tribes, upon the _moral_ rules of the _Christ-god_
-worship, although the tribes are devotees, is absurd. That the late
-_Committee_, who had some slight notion of correct moral precepts,
-and thought possibly one might venture to trust the Sovereign Lord of
-Heaven, were _peace-at-any-price_ men, milksops (a term of reproach
-equivalent to milkmaids) [kin-e-suk], and that, in their hands, the
-English Lion had been _muzzled_--made an object of contempt! (This
-blood-thirsty beast is the admired symbol of English power.)
-
-This new Committee are pledged to seize the very first occasion which
-may offer to exhibit the _British_. Lion (as he is styled) with his
-muzzle off, his claws sharpened, and his frame well fed and strong. The
-taxes are raised and the most exact attention is devoted to all needful
-things to perfect this beast to the standard of his ancient might. And
-the present Government--_Committee_--watch with keen eyes for that
-opportunity, when they shall suddenly let spring this monster! It is
-supposed that the angry _growl_ [heuien-ro] will sufficiently alarm;
-if not, the terrific roar [Zuung-luu] cannot fail! The only drawback
-to this ferocious pastime will be found in those members of the Lower
-House, who, themselves bearing a good weight of taxes without the
-emoluments of office, may oppose the majority and reduce the arrogancy
-of its temper. None the less, in the present brutal conceit of the
-Lower House and of the lower orders, a war may at any moment break out,
-if for no other purpose than to show other Barbarians that the British
-Lion is still a _Lion_ in full vigour! The idea of a dull, toothless,
-blind old brute, which even a jackass (as one of the Barbarian fables
-has it) may kick with impunity, is too intolerable!
-
-The morality of the present Loyal Court is said to be admirable--when
-you can once find the Royal residence. But this is quite a _myth_.
-There is, in this reign, no Loyal Court, only a domestic circle--a
-Royal Family--not kept up with so much splendour as some of the
-_homes_ of the High-Caste. It is said that no suitor of an improper
-moral colour may approach any Princess, unless he be a cousin of the
-Queen, when the blood sanctifies the taint, and all is clean. If a
-real cousin be not of these suitors, one as nearly related among the
-poverty-stricken princes of the Barbarians from the Main Land as can
-be had, is selected. He must profess to worship the great Superstition
-of the English _Sect_, and detest the Roman Pope--at least, in public.
-His poverty is no objection--that is more than counterbalanced by the
-Illustrious obscurity of his race--that is, some family which ages ago
-contrived to live by plunder, and by making itself safe within the
-walls of stone castles, among steep rocks and hills. A family whose
-descendants feel more pride in these, now, old and ruinous wrecks of
-former insolence, than in any other possession--and whose alliance is
-acceptable to the English Queen! The poverty of these petty chiefs is,
-however, removed; nor do they marry a Princess of the English Queen
-unless they be paid for it. It is not the Queen who pays; the occasion
-is seized upon to obtain that _provision_ to which I have referred.
-
-And the paltry chief, and his new, royal bride, know poverty no more;
-they, and their children, and children's children, are provided for by
-the Lower House, who tax the people for this privilege, so much valued
-by them!--this privilege of succouring and enriching the worn out,
-useless and decaying chiefs of foreign Barbarians, who have any, the
-remotest, trace of kinship to the Royal House of England!
-
-The more considerable events, therefore, in the present reign, as
-the Barbarians think, have reference to these marriages of Royal
-Princesses, births, christenings (baptizings), deaths, and the like
-among them. The Low-House readily takes these opportunities to profess
-its homage and devotion. The Queen follows the _Sacred Writings_
-with great exactness, which commands "take care of those of your
-own blood"--indeed, her devotion to this precept is, perhaps, more
-noticeable than her devotion in general.
-
-Her Illustrious presence is rarely known among the people. When
-she does appear, she is hardly more than respectfully and silently
-worshipped. She does not attract the _love_ of the people--though
-she is (as a sly Barbarian youth of the Low-Castes once said to me,
-sarcastically), very _dear_ [chean]. (A _pun_ [phu-nsi] on the word;
-which may mean _beloved_, or _very costly_).
-
-When, as rarely happens, to honour some Show wherein the Royal
-_presence_ may bring money to a Charity, the Queen appears, surrounded
-by Royal guards, and in State, there is always to be seen a gigantic
-servant, dressed in the scarlet of the Royal household, seated
-immediately behind the _Sacred Person_, to watch over and rescue
-her from any danger. His body and mighty strength are always ready
-to be interposed! This favourite servant, it is said, assists her
-Illustrious, when, among the hills of the Far North, she visits the
-great, high rocks, and climbs the sides of mountains--his strength is
-so ready, trusty, and invaluable!
-
-To her, and to her subjects, a great loss was inflicted when Death
-destroyed the youthful Consort of the Queen, when she was still young.
-He was one of ancient family among the petty Barbarian chiefs to whom
-I have referred; was near in blood to the Queen, and by her greatly
-beloved, it is said. He was never allowed any power in the State, and
-was a subject of the Queen, though her husband. It is whispered that he
-did not quietly submit to this condition of things--but it would not be
-worth the notice of a wise man to attend to this gossip. I could never
-learn that he was of any use; but, none the less, the Barbarians exalt
-him very highly, and have built lofty monuments to his honour. I said
-use--I forgot--he gave a very numerous brood of princes and princesses
-to the English Barbarians. Of these they are very proud--not because
-they do, or can ever do, anything useful, but because it adds to the
-number of the _High-Castes_, and around them very many poor members of
-that caste can cluster, and live upon the cast-off clothes and other
-second-hand things of these exalted!
-
-On the whole, we may desire the long continuance of Her Illustrious'
-reign. If her will were law, distant plunderings would cease; and
-her influence is better than may generally be looked for. She cannot
-prevent, but she may moderate those expeditions despatched to subjugate
-the _Heathen_, extend trade, and bring under the dominion and worship
-of the Christ-god distant tribes. Great guns, fire-arms, gunpowder, and
-a poisonous liquor called Rum, would, perhaps, under other sovereigns,
-even more frequently be sent to prepare the way for the Prince of Peace
-(as the Christ-god is often styled).
-
-Some respect for Justice and some regard to the rights of others have
-been shown under the influence of this Illustrious; but, as we have
-seen, this, the most honourable distinction of the present reign, is
-likely to be obliterated. The old predatory instinct of the English
-Barbarians again comes uppermost, and though caution and fear of taxes
-may make the Committee of Government tardy and unwilling to attack
-(unless some weak tribe, where victory would be sure and _its_ glory
-conspicuous), yet, such is the prevailing temper, that _blood-letting_
-seems needful to cool those fierce and haughty Barbarians.
-
-A ferocious war may be looked for; nor is it by any means incredible
-that the war-ships of these Christ-god worshippers and their murdering
-bands should again be directed against our peaceful Central Kingdom!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.
-
-SOME PARTICULARS OF THE INTERNAL ADMINISTRATION.
-
-
-The whole country is divided into districts, in general governed, like
-our Provinces, in the Sovereign's name, by viceroys and governors.
-
-The heir to the Crown, if he be the son of the reigning Ruler, is
-Prince of Wales--a title bestowed upon his eldest son by an ancient
-king; and which, at the time, gave the administration of that Province
-to this son. The eldest son of the Queen now enjoys with this title
-also that of Duke of Cornwall. These lofty designations confer no
-power, although they carry with them high distinction and great
-revenues.
-
-The Aristocracy in the case of the heir, as in that of the Sovereign,
-watch jealously anything which looks like _intellect_. They do not
-stint personal respect and ample revenues, but take care that upon
-coming to the Crown, the new Sovereign shall be a "puppet."
-
-He is, whilst heir, not allowed to take any kind of share in
-government, but is surrounded by flatterers, flunkeys [pluc-ngi], idle
-young people of both sexes, and, from mere want of useful business,
-falls into every sort of sport and pleasure. He must, indeed, be strong
-in morality and in character, if, upon coming to his high office, he
-be not reduced to the selfish _imbecile_ and puppet, desired by the
-High-Caste. Lucky if he have not become absolutely contemptible by his
-vices!
-
-Ireland is governed by a High Viceroy, whose chief employment is to
-amuse the Irish with shows--the real power being in the hands of the
-General of the armed bands. Anciently, the Provinces were administered
-by Vice-roys, who possessed authority; but the pettiness of the Island
-and swiftness of communication have now concentrated all actual
-administration at the Capital city. The Provincial governors, however,
-keep up some show of the ancient order, and, nominally, command the
-Provincial _Militia_. This is a merely nominal force, composed of
-butcher-boys, farmer-lads and the like, who do not know how to handle a
-_fire-arm_, nor how to fight, unless in the Barbarian pastime of _the
-Ring_: a combat wherein the young Barbarians, two being pitted against
-each other, try each to hit the other a terrible blow directly in the
-eye. This, done with the hand doubled up, nearly destroys that organ.
-He is victor who succeeds in hitting both eyes of his antagonist, and
-fairly blinding him! This, a common and admired sport, is greatly
-esteemed by the English Barbarians, and considered an admirable
-training. It develops the ferocity and brutality required to make good
-soldiers (plunderers), and the powers of endurance indispensable in
-the distant forays. Even in the Halls of Learning, it is thought to be
-a manly _science_, fitting the young Aristocracy to match any man in
-personal conflict, and enabling him to be self-possessed and ready to
-fight his way through the world. As, in general, the lowest orders are
-badly fed and reduced in strength, and, though well used to brutal
-fights, yet are not trained to the _Science_, the young Aristocrat
-is expected "to pummel the brute" upon the slightest occasion of
-disrespect.
-
-The provincial Magistracy are mainly employed in keeping the
-Lower-Castes in order, and especially in punishing trespasses upon
-the lands, or upon the convenience of the Higher-Castes. The most
-common form of trespass is that called _Poaching_. The High-Castes
-own all the lands, and the Low-Castes, who till the soil, are the
-ancient slaves--slaves no longer under any law, but nearly as much
-so by custom. Very poor, but little better than beggars, and really
-beggars in large numbers, and hungry, the temptation to knock over the
-abundant nearly tame creatures (birds, fowls, hares, and the like)
-everywhere around them in the fields and copses, is too strong to be
-resisted. To do this is to be a _Poacher_--a criminal most detested by
-the High-Caste; for he presumes to think, in some cases, that the right
-in these free creatures is _not_ absolutely vested in the High-Castes.
-Yet this sort of property is most rigidly _preserved_, by the penalties
-of severe punishment, to the use of the High-Caste--for his sport in
-the shooting of them, rather than for food. The Poacher, who is merely
-tempted by hunger, and who abjectly begs pity and promises reformation,
-escapes in some instances lightly; but he who presumes to question the
-right to this wholesale appropriation feels the full wrath of the Law.
-
-Petty civil and criminal offences may be tried by the Provincial
-Magistracy; subject, however, in cases involving any interests of
-importance, to revision at the Capital.
-
-There is a sort of Provincial (and yet Metropolitan) Court called
-_Convocation_ [Kal-ti-se]. In this, things touching the Christ-god
-Superstition are determined. If a Bonze has not worn, or has worn
-improperly, his neck-tie, or his _surplice_ [ro-bsi]; if the table
-before the Altar (Idol) has been placed out of square; for things of
-this sort--or if a Bonze be accused of departing from the ordered
-rendering of some word in the _Sacred Writings_, or of having said
-something contrary to the orders of Convocation or of the _rites_--for
-these and other things respecting the great Idolatry, _Convocation_
-sits. It is composed of High Bonzes and a few delegates of High-Caste
-devotees, whose duty is merely to ratify the decisions of the High
-Bonzes--these regulate everything.
-
-This High and Lofty Court was anciently styled _Star Chamber_, because
-exalted above mere mortal interests, and only concerned with the
-preservation of the Idolatry. Formerly it worshipped the Sovereign as
-Pope of the Superstition more devotedly than is the fashion at present,
-and burnt people to death for refusing to do so. Now it refrains from
-this severity, and is content (or tries to be) with depriving a Bonze
-who doubts, of his _living_, and all honours and emoluments.
-
-It still convenes in the old hall of its former glory. A venerable
-moss-covered pile, vast and gloomy, with lofty towers and turrets of
-rock, with hewn cells and deep dungeons. Here may be seen, fixed to
-the rock, the rings and chains, worn and rusty with age, where the
-victims of superstition suffered beneath the decrees of this ancient
-Court. Slow and proud, along the dark stone corridors, and beneath
-the dusky arches of this great prison-palace, the High Bonzes and the
-devotees walk in state. Ushered with pompous ceremonial, and with the
-grand incantations to the gods and devils of the Superstition, into the
-lofty and obscure hall of the Star-Chamber, the _Convocation_ sits. In
-deep alcoves around are stored the ponderous volumes, containing all
-the mysteries and terrors of the Superstition. In these are the horrid
-imaginings of fanatical Priests and devotees; the _dogmas_ and _canons_
-of the Superstition; the dreadful arsenal, whence were drawn those
-frightful weapons of superstitious terror, whence issued the chains and
-bolts, and scourges, the faggots and the flames. One hears the groans
-of the tortured, the steps of the jailers, the clashing of the chains,
-when, in these long and resounding aisles and arches, the winds moan,
-the distant footsteps fall, or the old casements in the ruinous towers
-shake and rattle.
-
-Nor is the arsenal wholly useless now; the weapons are not all rusty;
-_anathemas_ may yet be found to terrify, and restraints to punish.
-_Heresy_ [pho-phi], as any doubt concerning the Queen-pope and the
-_Superstition_ is called, drives the culprit from Society, deprives the
-Bonze of all preferment, of his employment, and turns him ignominiously
-_adrift_, to live or to starve.
-
-_Convocation_ watches over the _Sacred Writings_, to see that no
-change, not so much as of a syllable, be made; not trusting to _Jah_,
-who may have himself, perhaps, grown indifferent to the matter. A
-curious thing, showing how irrationally men will act in respect of an
-irrational system. For the notion is that this Word of Jah (the _Sacred
-Writings_), being his _Revelation_ (Word), have always been by Him
-exactly preserved through all the ages and the changes of languages,
-and of transcription, and of _everything to this hour_. Why is it to be
-supposed, then, that He will suddenly lose his power to preserve, or
-will be indifferent to preserve?
-
-Punishments in the ordinary Courts are not very remarkable, only there
-is one so characteristic of the English, so comically barbarous, that I
-will try to describe it.
-
-The offender is stripped naked to the waist, tied up with his hands
-widely extended, and with his face to a strong post; then a man takes a
-large strong cat, kept hungry and savage for the purpose, and placing
-the creature at the back of the neck, draws it forcibly down the naked
-back. Of course the cat holds on with teeth and claws. This is repeated
-till the culprit faints, when the cat is removed. The back of the man
-is washed with vinegar and salt, and he revives, perhaps to undergo
-the infliction again. This astonishing mode of correcting offenders is
-called _flogging with the cat_.
-
-I may also make a remark upon another feature of criminal punishment.
-The crime of _treason_, not only insures the death, but the horrid
-mutilation of the culprit; and, not satisfied with this, reaches to
-the innocent wife and children. All the estates, titles, honours,
-properties of the offender are sequestrated to the State, and his blood
-is _attainted_; that is, made incapable of giving honour and employment
-to his offspring! Thus the innocent are disgraced, and reduced, not
-merely to beggary, but, as far as possible, placed in a condition of
-hopeless misery!
-
-The Idolatry and Sacred Writings are, no doubt, responsible for this
-impolitic injustice and cruelty. For _Jah_ is constantly made by the
-Priests to say, that he visits the sins of the father upon his child
-even to the tenth generation! A natural development of the moral sense
-would fall short of this vindictiveness; and in this false and horrible
-wrath, taught in their _Sacred Writings_, the fierce Barbarians are
-encouraged to outdo themselves!
-
-The greatest of all the Courts, and which chiefly controls the others,
-is the High and Mighty COURT OF CHANCERY. It has many names--as
-Court of Equity, of the King's Conscience, and others--assuming as
-many styles and jurisdictions as the ancient _Proteus_ of Egypt;
-who, as the Priests said, could take any form, or no form, be fire,
-or cloud, or invisible air. So this Court, feared by the Barbarians
-with a paralyzing dread, takes on any shape! It stands for the King's
-conscience--which, as the conscience of a Pope-king, must be a doubly
-divine thing. For, as remarked elsewhere, "_Divinity doth hedge a
-King!_" We, I think, should fear that this conscience would be as
-uncertain as the man. Its function is, therefore, to decide with
-_Equity_; to relieve against the inexorable hardness of the ancient
-rules; and give relief in cases of _mistake_, _accident_, and _fraud_.
-This looks admirable, but it is all _sham_ (phu-dgi).
-
-Not the least attention is really paid to equity, but only to the
-_decrees of the Court as recorded_. A Suitor petitions for redress.
-The petition is not examined to be determined upon the matters therein
-stated. First--The _Petition_ must be in all respects in due form,
-according to the recorded rules. Second--The matter of it must be
-such as the Court will consider, and such as may come before the
-Court. Third--Are the Parties in the Jurisdiction, and are all the
-parties who may be interested, duly notified and present; or, if not
-present, accounted for. Fourth--Are the matters for the Court only,
-or must it be assisted by some petty judges to ascertain the facts.
-Fifth--The petition being at last before the Judge, he may not look
-into it, unless the Lawyers look into it with him; and, then, no
-opinion (decree) can be given until the Records are fully examined,
-to discover if anything of the sort _has been_ relieved. If a similar
-case be found, then the petitioner is called upon to prove his case as
-stated in his petition; and, if he fail to prove his exact case (though
-he may make a stronger show for relief), he is ordered out of Court,
-and condemned to heavy costs (tin-tin). If the case be proved, then
-the Judge _reserves his judgment_. For he must very carefully compare
-all the cases, examine all the voluminous Records, besides examining
-the innumerable Papers which have grown up around the Petition during
-all the proceedings (often spreading over many years), before he dare
-to order the recording of his _decree_. For, this done, he has added
-another Case to the King's conscience; that is, to the highest form of
-Law and of human Justice!
-
-He dare not do this unless justified by the Records; interminable,
-stretching backwards to the first King who pretended to have a
-conscience; obscure, contradictory--he dare not unless justified by the
-Records--_Precedents_. If he mistake, grossly, he will be certain to be
-called to account by the Lawyer-Caste, who make a business of seeking
-for discrepancies; in fact, he is bewildered--not by the case; that
-is simple, or _was_ originally, simple enough; but, by the arguments
-of the Lawyers, the documents overlying and enveloping the case, _and
-by the difficulty of deciding according to the Precedents_. Could he
-merely announce his _own_ judgment, there is no difficulty--but that is
-the last thing to be thought of--in truth, if reduced to _that_, he is
-bound to refuse any relief, however clear it is that _equity_ requires
-it!
-
-Thus the Judge, old and wearied; a man tottering over his grave,
-feeble, irresolute, takes the course which maybe looked for--and
-postpones, and postpones; other like cases accumulate on his hands; he
-dismisses some, "reserves" others, _refers_ to another judge what he
-can decently, decides none! Or only those which are petty, or those
-which are really unopposed, or those exciting no interest.
-
-Meantime, the parties to the _Petition_ are dead, or absconded, or
-beggared. Years have elapsed; all parties are worn out or impoverished
-by the enormous expenses--at length, there is no one to pay Lawyers
-and the Court Officers--the thing _lapses_--dies. Term after Term
-(as Sessions of the Court are called), the Case is called. Some poor
-wretch struggles still to save something of the property _tied up_ in
-the Court by the Case--he tries to call up from the mass of dusty and
-forgotten Records, a reminiscence of the lost Petition. In vain--the
-thing is a wreck, and has wrecked its builders!
-
-The Case lies forgotten amid the interminable processes, affidavits,
-answers, pleas, replications, rejoinders, motions, applications,
-notices, subpoenas, summonses, commissions, bills of amendments, and of
-supplement; documents of all sorts, making up the _Case_, mouldering
-away in the stone alcoves of the huge Records; as the poor victims
-of it lie mouldering in similar forgetfulness! Not, however, without
-profit to the Lawyer-Caste; for some miscreant of this profession,
-perchance, discovering the Case, in his searches after means of spoil,
-sees how _he_ may gain by it. He knows of an estate remotely touched by
-the matter of the old and forgotten Petition, and he knows quite well
-that there is really nothing affecting the property; yet, he sees fees
-and spoil. It is merely to frighten the possessor of the estate by an
-intimation of a _defect of title_, and refer to this old Case, never
-decided. The _bandit_ [khe-te] sets in motion the machinery of the High
-Court of Chancery. One of its officers summonses the poor man to come
-into that Court, and answer to the allegations touching his right to
-possess the house in which, perhaps, he has lived for twenty years! and
-lived without objection from any source!
-
-Now it does not matter at all that there is no sort of ground for
-this attack; the moment it is made, the title of the poor unoffending
-man to his own house is ruined--almost as completely as if by the
-sentence of the Court he had been deprived of it. The robber who
-attacks wishes merely to force the owner of the house to buy him off.
-To secure this spoil _he records his summons in the Court_, and from
-that moment no one will buy the house, nor will any one lend any money
-upon the security of it until that record be removed. If the victim of
-this oppression be in debt, or have but little money, or but little
-more than his house, or if he have borrowed money upon his house--in
-fact, unless he be a man quite rich, he is inevitably ruined! He is
-ruined, because the lawyer has, _by the Record_, practically deprived
-him of his estate. And this is done by a Petition to the Court, making
-allegations artfully and untrue. Yet, as they are not supported by
-any sort of evidence, and are merely bare _insinuations_ often of
-anybody--it does not the least matter--is it not inconceivable that
-such a thing should be allowed? That merely upon the _Record_ of
-a Petition, without any evidence, without any character, without
-any surety for its truth, without any, the least, inquiry, or any,
-the smallest deposit in Court to cover the expenses to which the
-summoned party may be put, should it appear he has been wrongfully
-summoned--this great injustice may be perpetrated, and perpetrated
-without risk of any punishment! "But surely the Court will immediately
-dismiss this iniquitous case?" Not at all; the Court cannot be reached;
-all the endless proceedings and delays already mentioned intervene. The
-fees and expenses are enormous--the decision far off. The victim cannot
-get a hearing. He borrows money and employs lawyers--in vain. He can do
-no more--he is bankrupt. The lawyer who has ruined him gets nothing
-in such a case, because the victim prefers poverty to gratifying the
-robber. He gets nothing, because he has no real case, and drops it as
-soon as he sees he can make nothing out of it. Should the party be
-very rich upon whom the robbery is attempted, he may fight it out and
-finally clear his property, and get a _decree_ for some costs (only
-a portion) against the other party. But this _decree_ is worthless;
-the party has no property and cannot pay. _He_ has fought _for luck_,
-having nothing to lose, but all to gain.
-
-Usually, however, as the Lawyer well knows, the party attacked will
-hurry to buy off the suit!
-
-In this way, old Causes are Mines, which the Lawyer-Caste work to their
-own peculiar advantage. They have every facility, both from their
-experience and from the usages of the Caste. The very Judges of the
-Courts are of the same Caste, and give every assistance in matters of
-forms, continuances, motions, dilatory proceedings, and the countless
-processes by which Lawyers make fees and their clients are robbed.
-
-Thus the Court of Equity, with a mocking irony, becomes a Court of
-Iniquity! and the very tribunal designed to do more perfect Justice
-is perverted to the most scandalous use--made an engine the most
-oppressive and destructive ever contrived for the misery of Society,
-short of one invented to destroy it wholly!
-
-The Court was originally organised by Priests who had acquired the
-Roman learning, or some tincture of it, and endeavoured to strengthen
-their own Class, and to soften the barbarous harshness of the common
-Law, by erecting this Court. The laws of the Barbarians were savage,
-in civil as well as in criminal things; and the Priests, more cultured,
-endeavoured to soften and temper this harshness, or, at any rate, to
-get more complete control by it. They formed it, and administered
-it at first, and for a long time. But the Lawyer-Caste have now its
-administration, and they have not so much respect for the opinions
-of the general public as had the Priests, and have made the Court a
-_bye-word and a shame_ [Kri-mi]!
-
-The expenses and fees are beyond belief. A Lawyer who gets one good
-Chancery Case into his hands, lives upon it luxuriously. I was once
-shown a _Bill of Costs_, as these items of fees are styled.
-
-I observed that one would be charged for a thing done and for the same
-thing not done--in other words, for the doing and for the not-doing.
-Thus, if one requests a thing be done, the Lawyer will charge for
-"receiving instructions," "for reducing the same to writing," "for
-instructing a clerk," and the like--then, having sent away the clerk on
-_another_ matter, he will charge for taking new instructions and going
-over the same ground again. Thus, actually charging for the delay and
-obstruction caused in the affair.
-
-Again, if you ask a Lawyer something, he will presently say, "I must
-take counsel," meaning he wishes to ask another Lawyer. When the _Bill_
-is examined you will find, say, "for being asked and not knowing, 6s.
-8d.; for taking your instructions to counsel, 6s. 8d.; for attending
-upon counsel, £1 1s.; for fair copy made for him, £2 2s.;" and so
-on. Your simply unanswered _question_ has thus served the following
-purposes:--If it had been answered at once the fee would have been,
-say, 6s. 8d.; but as it was not, but carried elsewhere, it has given
-the first Lawyer five times more of fees, and his _brother_ in the
-Caste also a handsome sum! One may judge how ignorant the first Lawyer
-will be likely to be, and how often he finds it convenient to help his
-higher Caste brother, especially when in helping him he so greatly
-helps himself! We have some cunning rogues in our Central Kingdom, but
-such astuteness as this is beyond them!
-
-I once visited this tribunal of Chancery to witness the
-proceedings--but they are so dull and prolix as to drive one away as
-soon as possible. The presiding Judge, and all the High-Caste Lawyers,
-wear wigs and gowns. The lower Lawyers, who are called Solicitors, sit
-in a sort of well, below and at the feet of the High, and have no badge
-of distinction. In fact, they are not respected, and only tolerated by
-the _bigwigs_ (as the High Lawyers are often called) as the jackals
-who provide them with prey. They immediately act in matters with
-the victims of the Court, and do all the dirty work, extracting the
-fees, and the like--the High Lawyers taking the most of the plunder,
-although, for decency sake, they will not see the victims of their
-rapacity if they can help it.
-
-The _wigs_ spoken of are very absurd, and make the wearers seem to be
-engaged in masquerading, or fooling. (We have no term corresponding to
-the former.) The lappets of thick hair come down over the ears of the
-Judge, to enable him (as it occurred to me) to take his _nap_ [qu-iz]
-with less danger of being disturbed.
-
-No one can be a Judge, nor a High-Caste Lawyer, who does not wear
-the wig. It has a funny appendage behind, like a pig's tail, exactly
-fitting to fall upon the small of the neck; and is itself a curiously
-curled "frizzle" of horsehair, selected for uniformity of whitish
-colour. There is something _cabalistic_ in this thing, which is
-carefully hidden from the outside world.
-
-If a Judge take it off, all business immediately stops. A Lawyer
-instantly loses his power of speech if his wig fall off. It was
-told me in confidence, that the tail (like that of swine) had a
-peculiar significance, to say; the utter selfishness of the Caste and
-_greed_--another whispered a darker thing, referred to the Devil of
-the Superstition: that, anciently, this Caste struck a bargain with
-the Demon, and he made it obligatory upon the Lawyers always to wear
-this chief sign of _diabolism_! This may be merely the chaff [pti-ni]
-of these Barbarians. At any rate, something _occult_ is attached to
-the thing; and a curious respect is shown to it, mixed of fear and
-contempt, even by outsiders.
-
-The Judge sits so highly exalted, as to be out of the way of hearing
-the passages occurring among the Lawyers. He is generally half-blind,
-half-deaf; quite worn out with age, and the ceaseless wretchedness of
-his Court and the Lawyers, and incapable of vigorously dealing with
-anything. In this Court the most imbecile is most fit; for nothing is
-expected but imbecility (so far as the public is concerned), and fees
-for Officers and Lawyers.
-
-When a Case is _on_, the Lawyers begin to talk, and to read from the
-big books, on one side, and then on the other. Neither tries to get at
-the truth, but each in turn does his best to mislead the Judge. Both
-read from the interminable and conflicting Records, and both find ample
-records which fit the precise Case, which each contends for. The poor
-old Judge, now and again, takes a note of these quotations from the Big
-Books of records--for he is to decide not upon the equity but upon the
-records, as we have seen. By the time he has found his _spectacles_
-[Qu-iei] he has forgotten the Book, the number, the Recorder's name,
-and the many other things, needful to find where the record is, and
-when he is again told, lifting up his wig-pallet, he only hears
-imperfectly, and _mistakes_. So, when, perhaps a long time after, he
-tries to make up a decree to fit the Case, the _record_ to which he
-turns refers to nothing in the world like what was intended!
-
-Hour after hour, and sometimes day after day, these speeches of the
-Lawyers go on. For the longer the talk the larger the _fees_--nobody
-thinks of Justice! The old Judge understands the trick of the _farce_
-going on, perfectly well; in his younger days he was famous for his
-skill in all the arts of the High-Caste Lawyers, and obtained his
-present position on that account, and because others wanted to get
-a formidable rival out of the way; he understands how very little
-(but fees) is involved in the endless talk and reading, and begins to
-nod--even, the gods would nod. The Lawyer observes, stops a bit; the
-unexpected silence awakens the wearied old man--he opens his watery,
-blinking eyes, fumbles his papers, or takes a pinch of snuff, and says:
-"Go on, brother Bounce, I'm with you"--meaning he is attending to him;
-and soon falls asleep again.
-
-Perhaps one of the talking Lawyers is of the High Q.C. I am told that
-such is the dread of this Lawyer-Caste, that the Sovereign constantly
-flatters the tribe, and gives to them the _fattest_ [phig-sti]
-offices. All Judges and the Keeper of the Sovereign's Conscience--this
-Court--and a great many other most important places, and exaltation
-to the Highest Caste of Lords [Tchou], falls to them by established
-rule--in truth, the Caste is chief in the Law-making Houses, and,
-consequently, in Government itself. The Q.C. is, however, a thing done
-to many who cannot, as yet, get fees from the public treasure, that
-they may get them from out-siders more amply. The right to attach these
-symbols to the name of Lawyer also gives him a _silk gown_ (during
-the present reign) worked by the sacred hands of Royalty itself! The
-honoured wearer of this is a Q.C.--that is, Queen's Champion--and binds
-all its wearers to defend the Sacred Head (Pope) of the Superstition
-from the machinations of the Evil One, and those of their own order
-who, sold to the Devil, may possibly be put up by him to plot mischief,
-not only against the general outside world, but against "Crown and
-Altar!"
-
-Perhaps, after days of this weary work, one of the Lawyers suddenly
-discovers that somebody, or something required in the intricate and
-dubious _processes_, is wanting; or in some document some erasure is
-detected; or something _to hang a point_ upon is seized hold of--and at
-once a wrangle between the Lawyers ensues. The Judge fairly awakes;
-the whole _case breaks down_ [kei-tz-se]; and everybody, but the poor
-victims in the case, anticipate more fees. The victims, however, who
-have already beggared themselves in it, suddenly despair; perhaps the
-case never again comes on, and the property involved in it wastes away
-in dark obscurity beneath the gnawing rats, which infest the Court.
-
-Sometimes (as I was told) some poor man, or woman, who had scraped
-together the last farthings to pay the Lawyers (for they will in no
-wise act unless paid beforehand, feeling that such service as they
-render is not likely to be gratefully recompensed, and it being the
-severest rule of the order never to show any pity for outsiders), being
-in Court when they see all hope destroyed, and themselves and their
-children beggared, have fallen down and been carried out of Court with
-reason for ever gone; or with such a deadly blow that never more do
-they revive, but soon die, and are buried at the public charge!
-
-You will see wretched creatures trying to look decent in well-brushed
-rags, darned and patched, with shoes through which the toes protrude,
-but over which the blacking [di-yte] is carefully smeared--you will see
-these victims of the Court, like ghosts, flitting about the passages,
-and watching for the entry of the Judge. One will attempt to address
-him--but he is conveniently deaf. He knows the _victim_ is there, and
-though a party may speak, has the right to speak for himself, and the
-Judge is bound to hear, yet, such a thing is unknown. The mysteries of
-the Court deny to any _sane_ man the attempt. These poor creatures are
-insane--or, what answers just as well, have been branded by the Lawyers
-as _Insane_. So the miserable wretch, trembling, raises his voice, "_My
-Lud_" (meaning my Lord), "My Lud;" here the Court-officer cries out
-_Silence_; or, if the man be, _for the first time_, attempting to call
-attention to his case, by the time he has got so far as to fairly say
-"My Lud!" what with the jeering looks of the Lawyers, his own ignorance
-of the mysteries, and his wretchedness, he either completely breaks
-down--or if the Judge, seeing a _new_ face, asks him to "go on"--almost
-at once perceives that the man is only a "poor ruined suitor," and is
-entirely out of order, and _cannot_ be heard! He says: "You must sit
-down. Case _Hoggs_ v. _Piggs is in order_. Mr. Clerk call _Hoggs and
-Piggs_." Thus "My Lud" will be as far as any "poor ruined suitor will
-ever get!"
-
-Besides the numerous, worse than useless, idlers (Lawyers) who fatten
-upon the industry of others, and the loss inflicted by their voracity
-and by the other expenses, this Court devastates upon a scale beyond
-belief. I was told by an English Barbarian that he once tried to obtain
-one thousand of money from the Court, which the lawyers said there
-would be no difficulty in getting, as it was clearly _his_; it would be
-only a matter of form, possibly _some_ delay. "Well," said he to me, "I
-instructed my lawyer to go to the Court and get the money. He demanded
-fifty pounds to cover fees [tin]. To make a short story, he went to the
-Court, _but I never got any money_! After I had actually paid in fees
-more than half of the one thousand, the obstacles had grown to be so
-insurmountable that I merely dropped the matter." "But," I said, "the
-thousand--who has that?" "Oh, it is in the Court of Chancery!"
-
-Another honest Barbarian told me that he had spent all his life (he
-was sixty) studying and endeavouring to awaken attention to the abuses
-of this Court--but in vain. The attempt seemed hopeless. The Court
-was entrenched in the very frame of the body politic, and nothing but
-_reconstruction_ would answer; and that reconstruction is probably only
-possible after first _demolishing_!
-
-This man said that a prodigious sum--sixty millions of English
-money--was _directly_ locked up; and that of property of all sorts,
-subject to the _clutch_ or injured by the processes of the Court it
-was incalculable, and, very likely, would represent a tenth of all the
-valuables in the whole Kingdom!
-
-In my walks and in my travels, sometimes in the city, I would notice
-many houses, with windows smashed out, the walls tottering, the
-doors hanging loosely, or wholly gone, the approaches filthy, the
-whole place a _nuisance_, injuring and depopulating all about it, or
-filling the ever-spreading mischief with the vilest population. I
-have asked an explanation--"Oh, it is in Chancery." In the midst of a
-village, suddenly one comes upon a vacant space; it is an abomination;
-everything near catches the infection, all that portion of an otherwise
-pretty place becomes a _nuisance_. The character of the village at
-length suffers; it becomes known as a place ruined by the Court of
-Chancery. In fine, whenever one sees a wrecked building, or any
-property marked by neglect and verging to total destruction, the
-explanation is: "It is in Chancery." And the same thing is often said
-of ruined men and women: "Oh, they have lost everything in the Court of
-Chancery!"
-
-To such an extent is the destruction of the Court carried, that the
-Law-making Houses are forced to interfere, or perhaps the Officers
-of Health. These may abate a _nuisance_, and sometimes mere filth
-and indecencies are removed. But nobody will improve a property to
-which he cannot have a certain and quiet possession. Therefore, when
-the evil becomes intolerable, the Law-making Houses make a Law by
-which a property of this sort is sold, under their _guarantee_ that
-the buyer shall have perfect possession. This is a thing next to an
-impossibility; and nothing less than a great public evil too great to
-be endured, will ever induce the Lawyers who control the Houses to
-interfere with the legitimate work of the Court.
-
-It is wonderful that the English Barbarians submit to this Court; but
-one must consider that, after all, it is not so inconsistent with
-Barbarian habits as it at first sight looks. Plunder is natural to all
-the tribes, and especially to the English. As nearly all plunder, the
-thing is normal. Lawyers must live; and the common English Barbarian
-makes a business to _keep out_ of their hands. The Higher Castes
-enjoy so large a share of the gains, and are, in fact, so largely
-interested in preserving the Court, that _they_ do not care to move.
-Then, to other causes, must be added the stolid conceit of the English
-Barbarians, who really think everything English so much better than
-what can be found elsewhere, that, in respect of this very Court,
-admitting some abuses, yet, after all, "Where else can you find such
-Judges--men who cannot be bribed?"
-
-On the whole, therefore, with that conceited stolidity of character,
-more remarkable in the English than in any other Barbarians, they come
-to regard even the worst of _their institutions_ as better than the
-best of the rest of the world!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-UPON EDUCATION: A FEW REFLECTIONS.
-
-
-In our Illustrious and Central Kingdom, from times long before the
-Barbarians beyond the great Seas existed, or, at any rate, had any name
-or place in the earliest records, it has been the established rule that
-Learning (Li-te-su) should be the fountain of honour--that there is no
-nobility of birth. Under the Illustrious, the Son of Heaven, all were
-equal subjects--children--and that which made one more distinguished
-than another was _Wisdom_. This Wisdom, a knowledge of men and things;
-of the proper maxims [ri-te-es] of morality and government, and their
-proper application to human affairs. The _Central idea was to know
-oneself_, and thus to know others--to add to this, technical knowledge,
-and the knowledge of our Illustrious annals and customs.
-
-The mandarins, great officers of our Illustrious, have no rights of
-birth. According to their class in the Schools of Examination, they
-are selected to advise, to administer, to govern in the Provinces,
-and order the forces for the keeping of due order. They rank in the
-degree of the excellency of their registration in the great Schools of
-Examination.
-
-But it is very different with the Western Barbarians, where _birth_
-gives a right to exalted place in Government! Power, among the
-English, is wholly in the hands of this hereditary class--called
-_Nobility_--elsewhere called Aristocracy [Fo-hi]. Thus, learning has
-been unimportant, unless as a sort of accomplishment; and been mostly
-confined to Priests. With them, it was a means of increased influence,
-and added to the effect of the Superstitious pretensions. Force and
-fraud being the main agents of Government and sources of distinction,
-learning was not merely disregarded, but held in contempt by the
-High-Caste. What learning there was (chiefly confined to the Priests),
-busied itself with the Superstition, and with the ancient tongues;
-because with these Superstition had its _literary roots_.
-
-Still, some grew more inquisitive, especially outside the Priestly
-order, and learning made some progress. Gradually, there emerged from
-the Halls of Learning, rules, which (countenanced by some Sovereigns),
-began to influence Society. For Sovereigns, and the High-Caste, had
-begun, in some measure, to affect a liking for learning--confined,
-however, almost wholly to the narrow range referred to. These _rules_
-were in fact DEGREES; which conferred upon the possessor a Literary
-distinction.
-
-The _Halls of Learning_, which had been in good measure established
-by Sovereigns, out of plunder, upon the orders of Priests (who
-would obtain the money through the Ruler's dread of the devil, when
-apprehending or near to death); these, alone, could confer the degrees.
-No power accompanied them. They, merely, became requisite to any one
-who wished to enter upon, what is called, the _Learned professions_.
-These are of the _Superstition_, of the _Law_, and of _Medicine_. Soon,
-in these employments, the degrees became quite _Cabalistic_; and made
-these callings mysteries to the rest of the world.
-
-What was intended to be evidence of fitness, was soon perverted to be a
-form of _initiation_ into an exclusive Society; whose members insisted,
-not upon fitness, but upon compliance with arbitrary rules. This was
-made especially the case with the Law, and with Medicine. The _degree_
-was supposed to refer to proper qualifications for the practice of Law,
-and knowledge of Medicine, with its proper use in the healing art. It
-did nothing of the sort. It gave a _presumption_ (but by no means a
-true one) that its holder knew something of the ancient Roman and Greek
-languages: not any presumption that, in the case of Medicine, there was
-any knowledge of the articles of Medicine, nor of their proper use;
-or of the human body to which they were to be administered. Nor any,
-that in the Law, there was any knowledge of the Statutes, laws and
-customs of the Realm, nor even of its Common annals! Medicine and Law
-suffered from this _Sham_; because men naturally used what little they
-did know; and, as to the Roman tongue, _some_, and the Greek, _less_,
-were in their heads; and the whole practice of Medicine and Law was in
-their ignorant hands; what could follow, but to muddle _these_ with the
-useless obscurity and jargon of the unknown forms!
-
-The Priests had also thrown around the Superstition the same jargon,
-and kept up the requisition for a _degree_--as if any true morality
-and worship were necessarily connected with a _literature_, denounced
-by themselves as impure and _pagan_! Notwithstanding these ignorant
-and selfish abuses, it was impossible to make the acquisition of
-even such narrow learning wholly useless. It was narrow, and even
-hurtful, by being perverted to selfish ends, and preventing honest and
-independent research. Still, it did work upon some minds to better
-use; and it gradually evolved a better learning, when the Ancient
-Literature really worked in free and broader channels. The High-Castes
-are less indifferent to literary attainments; and learning, in a
-more comprehensive sense, is becoming more esteemed. It is no longer
-limited to verbal knowledge; to ancient, dead forms--though these
-are still so paramount that, if a man were to be the wisest and most
-learned of mankind, and was deficient in these, he could not receive a
-_Degree_--he would be unlearned!
-
-Useful, true and honest knowledge, outside the great Halls of Learning,
-is making some advance; though _in them_, the old, pedantic, and
-superstitious notions yet prevail. The new _Literati_, founders of
-a larger and truer teaching, endeavour with difficulty to get some
-respect and honour to attach to the _degrees_ which they timidly
-register. The High-Caste, in general, disregard this better knowledge,
-and adhere to the old Superstitions and traditions--regarding that
-man only as learned who has the ancient badge; though, to any useful
-purpose, a fool.
-
-The High-Caste also stupidly support the old preparatory schools; and
-will not, if they can help it, suffer any of the Lower-Caste to enter
-them.
-
-In these, the barbarous customs continue; if one goes into them, he is
-at once carried backwards into the _dark ages_ (as even the Barbarians
-call them); ages, when the Priests had all the Learning--wretched as
-it was--and when the _Superstition_ coloured and directed everything.
-Here, the dead tongues are the chief studies, with something of
-the ancient _puzzles_ as to Lines and Points--for the most part
-useless--with a style of administration fitted to the savage brutality
-of those times. The only part of the training cared for by the youths,
-is that which developes the forces of the body. The disgusting _Ring
-Fight_, referred to elsewhere, is a common pastime; and the lad is a
-milksop [kou-ad] who really avoids the rude crowd, and wishes to study.
-To be respected he must fight his way, and be feared. If, by chance,
-some lad of the Lower-Caste be entered, by the foolish wish of the
-father to bring the son into the _polished_ circle of the High-Caste,
-he will be _polished off_ (as these young Barbarians say), in a manner
-never dreamed of. The poor lad will be beaten, humiliated, and driven
-from the School; unless, indeed, he be strong enough to bully and beat
-his tormentors!
-
-Very comically, in one part of these brutal fights, when one has got
-his antagonist completely in his power, and can bruise him as he
-pleases, the position is called _being in Chancery_! One of the fittest
-illustrations possible, of the universality of the judgment which
-places that Court among things the most repulsive!
-
-The younger in these schools are the _Slaves_, for the time being, to
-the older and stronger; in fact, the whole effect of the training is
-really to make these youths selfish, quick of quarrel, hardy of body,
-and barbarous; to prepare them for the lives of predatory exploit,
-upon which fortune and all the best honours depend--learning being
-subordinate, and disregarded, unless it further the main purpose.
-
-Force is still the god of these Barbarians, and _Jah_ is worshipped
-because he, in this, fits them. The intellect is improved only that
-Force may be developed and disciplined to its most effective use.
-
-One sees this everywhere. To invent the most destructive engines of
-war for the wholesale slaughter of the human species, to add to the
-swiftness of movement, to the durability and weight of action, to the
-means of assault and of defence, to bend the mind to uses based upon
-the idea that the normal condition of man is that of _a tiger with
-man's intellect_, to make the beast something inexpressibly dreadful!
-
-The greater portion of the people remain sunk in the grossest
-ignorance--scarcely knowing (the most of them) much even of the
-Superstition, other than crude notions of Hell and the Devil. In
-this, probably, they are not much to be pitied; though in losing the
-precepts of Christ, and seeing around them the conduct of Christ-god
-worshippers, they are to be commiserated. They look with the contempt
-of ignorance upon foreigners, and call the people of distant seas
-_Heathen_, only fit for the Hell! As I have said, in another place,
-some attempts are being made to give this degraded populace, at
-least, the rudiments of learning. The task is hard, and made nearly
-impracticable by the stolid indifference of the Low-Castes, and their
-positive hostility to anything which interferes with their habits.
-They are very English, not different from their betters, and resent
-any sort of change as an interference with their individual freedom
-of action. To make these degraded beings _slaves_, you must not seize
-the individual--you must act upon them as a class--and they resent the
-attempt to teach them. Compulsion will be resorted to. The English
-Barbarians have a proverb [li-tze], "One may lead a horse to the water,
-but who can make him drink?" These people may be forced to the springs
-of learning, but who shall make them drink--unless _beer_? (This is the
-common drink, very muddling; used to an astonishing quantity.)
-
-The women are not admitted to the Halls of Learning, though they are
-to be seen everywhere. Men do not wish them to be educated in those
-things admired by men--it would, as they think, make brutes of them.
-In this they are right; yet there is no consistency of idea in the
-general treatment of the sex, as will easily be gathered from these
-_observations_.
-
-A learned woman--that is, one who has acquired the sort of education
-recognised by the _Literati_--is disliked by her own sex as well as by
-the men. The men will not marry her, unless she can buy a husband. This
-she may be able to do if she have money in abundance.
-
-The things which may make them attractive and entertaining to the
-men, and be likely to secure a desirable husband, are the only things
-cared for. Some music, some drawing, a little acquaintance with the
-language of the chief tribe on the main parts, reading and writing,
-are the intellectual studies. But the engrossing pursuits are those
-which are supposed to add to female attractiveness. To DRESS, so as
-to enhance the delight of form; to cover, and yet to show with added
-suggestion; to move with grace; to carry the head; to use with tender,
-or arch, or modest, or haughty expression, the eyes; to turn the feet
-and arrange the limbs; to make the shoulders beautiful, and the neck
-and bust charming; to torture the hair and ornament the whole body;
-the ear-tips, the fingers, the eyebrows and lashes--to do these, and
-innumerable other things by which the sex shall be made _irresistible_
-[Kou-ket], these are the real cares. _Dancing_ [ma-d-wo] is among the
-most admired of all accomplishments, and the game of _Waltzing_ its
-most perfect development. In this art of dancing both sexes take part,
-and I may merely say to our Flowery Land, that we have nothing like it,
-and what little we have in any degree to represent it is confined to
-_licensed_ girls, without, even with them, permitting men to take part!
-In this dancing the utmost female art (_blandishment_) is permitted,
-and it is the one by which, and in the intricacies of which the male is
-most surely expected to be ensnared!
-
-Women are, also, particularly among the High-Caste, taught in riding on
-horses, in driving them attached to carriages; in running and walking;
-and even in swimming. Also in rowing in boats, in the use of bows and
-arrows, and many other things, which are very strange to us. But the
-sex like passionately the outdoor sports of men; and, in truth, show
-the barbarous instinct quite as clearly as do the males. They are
-attached to dogs, cats, and other creatures, which they fondle and
-_dandle_ in the most disgusting manner.
-
-The women of the Low-Castes, to the best of their ability, follow
-the example of their superiors; and make such copy as they can. They
-imitate the dress, the gait, the _airs and graces_ of the High-Caste,
-often with a ludicrous effect! When they dance, they may not dance with
-the elegant _abandon_ [lan-gu-tze] of the lazy and rich, but they can
-contrive to be quite as _effective_! The male of the Low-Caste feels
-but cannot escape the snare!
-
-_Accomplishments_, directed to the one object of finding a desirable
-man, who will take them at the least cost off the hands of their
-relatives, are the things which occupy the time of women; the lower
-orders, in so far as possible, giving to the poor imitations that time
-which ought to go to useful objects. A poor and obscure girl prefers to
-be _something like_ a lady (that is, a bad copy in dress and bearing),
-than to be really instructed in letters: because she sees herself more
-admired by the male, and more likely to dispose of herself to a husband.
-
-The great pursuit among High-Caste families is man--a man who may
-be bought, and whom it is desirable to buy, to be a husband for a
-daughter, or relative. All domestic art and diplomacy are bent to
-this end; and, as men do not like learned women, whom they nick-name
-_strong-minded_, women do not wish to be learned. If from exceptional
-circumstances a young woman be well educated, and wish to marry, she
-carefully conceals her knowledge, and displays her accomplishments,
-and all "the power of her charms" (as the English poets have it). An
-educated female had better appear to be an _accomplished_ fool, than a
-wise and learned woman--if she wish to buy a husband. For she must have
-a large sum, indeed, if she be known to be learned!--a _Blue-stocking_
-[Zu-re-to].
-
-There are some women who have acquired knowledge, and look with disdain
-upon the _arts_, _airs_, and _graces_ of their "weak Sisters." They
-appear in public Halls of debate (as talking-places are called); and,
-mixing with men, assume an equality of mental force and culture. They
-interest themselves like men, in all matters of general concern. They
-take in hand, or endeavour to take in hand, _the care of Women_; and
-demand an enlarged sphere for her action, and a reformed and proper
-recognition of her _rights_. Hence, these women are called, besides
-strong-minded, _Women's rights_ women. They are nearly always old,
-ugly, and wholly and hopelessly incapacitated from longer pursuing men;
-even, in their inordinate vanity, _that_ pursuit is abandoned.
-
-There are some trifling exceptions--of women who like to astonish,
-and of others who, in _talking_, find a means of living--to whom all
-personal comeliness is not yet a tradition. But for these, the _Women's
-rights_ movement would dwindle away; these sometimes commanding an
-influence either of money or family, draw into their circle a few
-men--remarkable, in general, for eccentricity of some kind, or led very
-often completely by a woman of the order.
-
-The whole thing is inexplicable to our social usages; but is not an
-excrescence--only a natural outgrowth upon a diseased system. The
-position of women in the Barbarian Society is a feature very striking
-and very anomalous, and may receive attention in another place.
-
-On the whole, one may see that education in its true and exalted sense
-is scarcely comprehended among the Barbarians. The moral function
-and the mind subordinate to that, and the body--its passions, its
-greed, its brutality, wholly subordinate to the morally trained
-mind--education, grounded upon this _central idea_, has but feeble
-recognition.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-OF THE LITERATURE OF THE ENGLISH.
-
-
-There are innumerable books; and the conceit of these Barbarians
-attaches to them as to everything in their _Enlightened World_
-(Litz-i-ten). Nothing outside of the Christ-god worshippers is allowed
-to be enlightened--all else is darkness. This is true as to their
-opinion, strange as it looks; and all the Literature in every part of
-it shows this. The attainments and the experience of all to whom this
-worship is unknown, receive no other than a curious attention from a
-few of the literati. But we know that this conceit is absurd; ignorant
-and superstitious Barbarians really think that, without the adoption
-of their _Jah-Christ-Jew_ superstition, with all the _Canons_, no true
-morality, no real civilisation, exists, nor can exist!
-
-This I must premise; because we may dismiss at once the larger
-portion of the Barbarian Literature, inasmuch as it relates to the
-great Superstition. It is everywhere, striking into and permeating
-everything, to be sure; but I refer to works avowedly devoted to it. It
-makes the Books largely unreadable to one having no sympathy with the
-author; and it requires patience and a long use to get over the disgust
-caused by the offensive pretensions and ignorant references.
-
-The Poetry of a people is generally placed _first_ among the Barbarian
-_Literati_; and of this form the Western tribes are very fond. The
-English boast that in this they excel all others; though, for that
-matter, the same boast is made in everything.
-
-The larger part of the Poetry may be called _trash_ (ru-b-isti).
-Iterations and reiterations of the same conceits, the same shallow
-sentiments, the same metaphors, mostly of an amatory and indelicate
-sort. Poems, often tedious, verbose, strangely mixed with matters
-of the Superstition and of the ancient (Roman) myths; laudatory
-performances, _beslobbering_ (spr-au-fo) great men with empty
-compliments, or giving lying exaltation to the fancied virtues of the
-eminently bad; dull and long-winded reflections from minds too obscure
-to reflect anything, unless with an added obscurity; an enormous
-_Waste_ (Ban-s-he) which the English themselves never traverse.
-
-Poetry with the Barbarians is far more esteemed than with us, although
-in our annals are found evidences of its immemorial existence. As with
-us, it takes many forms, and is reduced to an art. The two greatest
-names are Milton and Shakespeare. The first of these is esteemed as
-the most sublime of all poets, ancient or modern--but it is needful to
-fix the quality, the essence of the sublime! Of the gloomy grandeur of
-the man, and of his power of suggesting the vast and the intangible,
-there can be no doubt. Nor is he wanting in a mournful sweetness--the
-plaint of a beneficent being who feels an eternal despair! Nor can it
-be otherwise, for the grand imagination of Milton is wholly occupied
-with the devils of the Barbarian Superstition! With its terrible
-images--with the Hell in which they and lost men for ever burn in
-eternal fires, and yet are never consumed! He introduces the reader
-(in his great Poem) to Paradise [Kar-din], where man once lived in
-perfect wisdom and happiness--and here the Poet is full of that sad,
-that tender, that inexpressible, sweet despair! From this Paradise (as
-said elsewhere) man was enticed by Satan, who had been set free from
-Hell for the very purpose; and then follow all the surprising pictures,
-vast, terrible, indescribable--only possible to a mind fully possessed
-by all the _horrors_ of the Jew Jah-god Idolatry.
-
-Shakespeare, with a healthier mind, one not distorted by the
-Superstition, and with a human, natural vigour and feeling, writes in
-a manner to interest man. On the whole, the English Barbarians place
-him far above all others of any time or place--call him the Divine
-Shakespeare! This is very easy with a people who know nothing of the
-poetry of the great East, nor of that of our Flowery Kingdom--in truth,
-have but a slight acquaintance with the writers of the other Barbarians!
-
-Disregarding this foolish conceit, we may admit that this man shows
-a broad and comprehensive intellect--he is one who knows something
-of himself, and that self is a manly self. And he simply exhibits
-_himself_ in those creations of his fancy, wherein a great variety
-of men and women show the passions, follies, and changing interests
-of life. He has the power of vividly seeing and of clearly showing
-what in his mind he sees, and in language often low and uncouth, but
-frequently in fine and lofty tones. His certain knowledge of himself
-gives pithy form to his wit; and his expressions are the direct
-utterances of one who sees, not of one who does not nor cannot see.
-His, on the whole, was a very large and true manhood, which, in spite
-of unfavourable influences and some tarnish, manifested itself, and
-occasionally in grand and beautiful forms. In very garbage there are
-sparkling gems. He often offends decency, but is less indecent than
-his time--and when he is simply himself, the natural morality of a
-large man becomes conspicuous. Some of his minor things, based on the
-affectations of his period, and formed on bad models, which he weakly
-copies, are not without marks of his rich fancy, yet are so indecent
-that in our Flowery Land they would be suppressed. None the less, you
-will find these objectionable verses in the hands of the youth of both
-sexes.
-
-This degradation of the moral sense is very common. It finds
-form in the versification of those poets whom the English style
-_Amatory_--chiefly with them, but more repulsively with the
-play-writers. Examples of this indelicacy and coarseness are lying
-about anywhere. It seems to us very strange: for to what good? No
-doubt, poetry very properly deals with human emotions and interests;
-but why should the poet dare to print what he would not dare to utter,
-unless among the shameless!
-
-Some of these trivialities are not wanting in sweetness and
-tenderness--and some have a very refined feeling. The great blemish is
-_falseness_.
-
-The Western Barbarians addict themselves always to a false and affected
-mode whenever they address themselves to the female: and the style is
-absurd. It is borrowed from the obsolete manners of ages ago, when it
-was the fashion [phan-ti-te] to pretend the most exalted reverence
-for the sex. They were addressed as goddesses, and there was a whole
-armoury of weapons of Love, from which these fantastic poets armed
-their divinities, and pretended to be pierced through and through,
-wounded, bleeding, at their feet! Dying, transfixed, and rolling their
-languishing eyes in death, imploring the goddesses to save them, even
-if by one glance of their bright eyes! The amount of this nonsense is
-perfectly astonishing!
-
-I give a fair specimen here from a much admired writer of this class:--
-
- "Sweet Phillis, idol of my heart,
- Oh, turn to me those tender eyes!
- Transfix my breast with Cupid's dart,
- But listen to my dying sighs!
-
- "I cling, imploring, to your knees;
- Oh, cruel goddess, turn to me!
- One kiss the burning pain will ease--
- Thy lips give Immortality!"
-
-The Elegiac [mo-un-fu] is, perhaps, the most cultured among the refined
-poets. The most distinguished of the English living writers of verse
-is very elegant in this form. He cannot emancipate himself from the
-habits of his people--for the wretched he can find no solace but in the
-Superstitions of the Christ-god worship. He demands a _Sacrifice_ quite
-inhuman, when he suggests the only remedy for human grief. Possibly,
-he finds in this, a meaning of a different kind from what the language
-(used in the Superstition) itself implies. He may see a meaning common
-to all sorrowful and thoughtful men--_Self-Sacrifice_, demanded by the
-highest perception of justice, and, therefore, inevitable. In this
-department some of the minor poets sing very sweetly, tenderly--with
-a nice refinement. Generally, however, there is a sort of despair
-wailing in an under-tone of pathos. It would seem to arise from the
-gloomy spirit of the Barbarian nature, intensified by the terrible
-Superstition.
-
-The comic poets are coarse, trivial, and not much esteemed. There
-is humour, but it is of the barbarous and unclean. It is frequently
-strangely fantastic, and delights in laughing at the terrific in the
-"_Sacred Writings_," or at the Priests, in a covert manner; often in
-_travesties_ of the prayers, _rites_, and other _holy_ things, which no
-one would dare openly to ridicule. Poetry is not much read, unless by
-young girls and lads, who, in the season of the sentiments, find food
-to feed their desires, or to print their tender epistles and speeches,
-in the Sentimental Authors.
-
-Very rarely is there anything striking or true; and the mass of Verses,
-after receiving the _paid-for_ attention of the daily writers, sleep a
-sleep of oblivion.
-
-The Prose writings are innumerable--largely, however, mere _re-hashes_
-[mi-pi-stu] of existing works. It is a trade to make these new forms of
-old books--cutting down, working over, and revising. History, accounts
-of bloody fights, forays, commotions, massacres, and burnings, now by
-one Christ-god tribe and now by another; Biography, Travels, Lives of
-_Great men_ (never heard of out of some Barbarian tribe); these are
-many, and read by the _Literati_. A few books, rarely read, devoted
-to _Science_ and to _Art_, are printed, commonly to the ruin of the
-printers.
-
-Of romances and novels there are no ends. With these and the newspapers
-the English Barbarians almost entirely occupy themselves, when they do
-read. The novels pretend to portray _life_, in its usual vicissitudes
-and with a natural show of the feelings. But the feeling depicted
-is that of Love, and the Life, the life of a Lover. In this curious
-creature, unknown in our Central Kingdom, the English young people of
-both sexes delight. I cannot describe him; he has no existence outside
-of a diseased brain. The great Shakespeare describes him, "Sighing like
-a furnace, with a woful ballad made to his mistress' eyebrow!" which
-will do as well as a more extended notice.
-
-There are _Metaphysical_ works. We have no term to represent it. It is
-a book which dimly suggests _phantoms_--things unseen, and not to be
-seen--mere words without bodies. Usually, making the matters of the
-common Worship still more inscrutable.
-
-Close to these, and blended often in a confused mixture with them--a
-compound defying all reasonable analysis--come the Philosophical. This
-term is a grand one with the Barbarians, and embraces all knowledge.
-The Philosophical writers pretend to the most exalted insight and
-outsight--they measure the whole infinite and finite, mind, matter,
-and the very nature of moral and divine things. The Philosopher loves
-Wisdom, and Wisdom loves and teaches him!
-
-Each philosopher, however, knowing everything, knows some things better
-than others; and usually exhibits to the world that _eccentricity_
-by which he is known. He parades this on all public occasions of the
-_Literati_; and feels happy and serene mounted on his _Hobby-horse_
-(again we have nothing to fit this word)--he appropriates the name of
-the ridden Hobby. Thus, some time since, one of these discovered and
-taught that man was an Ape--an Ape of high form. This discovery was
-not very well received; however, he was afterwards honoured by a title
-derived from his ancestor, and styled the _Simian_ philosopher. In the
-old Roman, _Simia_ means Ape. He is vulgarly and better known, however,
-as the Hobby-horse philosopher, from his own name, _Hobbs_!
-
-Just now, this speculation has revived again, with but slight change.
-One Darwin dreams of immortality from the usefulness of _his_ theory.
-In this, man no doubt is found in the _Simia_, but he _passes through_
-that type; it is well enough to find there the immediate origin, but
-the true _germ_ lies further back among the _tadpoles_!
-
-I do not know what tadpoles are, and did not think it worth while to
-inquire.
-
-This philosophy, called Darwinian, is greatly admired for its
-profundity--especially by the select circle of Mutual Admiring
-Thinkers--but is strongly denounced by the Bonzes, and by the Halls of
-Learning and Literati of the Superstition. It makes man no immortal
-being at all, these say; and dethrones all the gods.
-
-In our Flowery Land we may smile at these speculations and
-_eccentricities_--for such and similar vagaries are as old as
-Literature; and the special notion of Darwin, as to the _Origin of
-Species_, has not even the attraction of novelty. The _speculation of
-evolution_, by which all visible forms are developed from a form less
-perfect below it, and this from another below that, and so on, down to
-the beginning, is a clumsy mode of stating that original forms were
-few, and contained wrapped up in them, many--and that possibly there
-may have been primarily only _one_, containing all! The Sovereign Lord
-Himself! In truth, it is the immemorial _out of nothing_ idea; for when
-a creator of worlds, in the shape of man, has got to a single form
-containing all, he has yet to account for that _Single Form_.
-
-The few, most advanced of the Barbarian Philosophers, cut adrift
-entirely from the _Superstition_. They copy largely from the Greeks,
-Romans, and ancient peoples, who said, on such subjects, over and over
-again what these modern imitators say--and said it better. In _Physics_
-these moderns think themselves wiser. They may be, in the use of some
-things, but are not in the nature. Our Sect called _Taos-se_ resemble
-these speculative writers in many things: the English may not directly
-teach the _Metempsychosis_; but in effect it is the same. Evolution may
-hold to an original germ which is fixed and indestructible; yet what
-matters if to the observer this germ takes on every possible shape! The
-Metempsychosis does not contradict the notion of an original germ--it
-is entirely consistent with it. This speculative inquiry into the
-nature of things is as old as man, who, even before he knows how to
-formulate his thoughts, has the deep shadows of them. The Old Greeks
-introduced _the Literature_ of these fancies to the Western Barbarians,
-though themselves were no more than bright and beautiful dreamers
-of old dreams. The human intellect will always, as it has always,
-search into the unsearchable, applying to it whatever of sharpness,
-of imagination, of culture, it may have. There will be the inquiry,
-but never the answer. The mind itself finds its advantage; nor could
-the Sovereign Lord have designed otherwise, else the intellect would
-not persist in a vain task. Nevertheless, wise men rest satisfied with
-the _intuitions_ of the moral and intellectual nature. The origin and
-essence of the Sovereign Lord and of the visible world cannot be known.
-The source, the purpose, the end, and the nature of Things are beyond
-the scope of man. He may ask, and he may find delight in the asking;
-for new ranges and glimpses of the infinite may flash upon him. But
-when he thinks he _knows_--that he has _discovered_--he is a fool!
-
-Another department of what is called _Philosophy_ deals with the
-mind, as the part just referred to more particularly affects to deal
-with matter. And writers upon the mind, when they speak of the moral
-function, call _that_ by another name. Thus we have the _Intellectual_
-and _Moral_ philosophers, with their many books. Very commonly this
-division is not sustained, and moral and merely mental evolutions
-run together. Indeed, there are those who deride this division, and
-assert that the moral has no real existence; that the mind itself is
-but matter _instinct_ of life, and has no existence independent of
-material organisms. They say that man is an animal endowed with _Life_,
-and that this occult and hidden force is indivisible. That divisions
-of the faculties may be convenient to give exactness to mental
-movements, but are otherwise fanciful. They deny a "Moral faculty,"
-asserting that it is only a peculiar refinement of the life-_instinct_;
-that the wish to do honestly is no more than this, and, educated
-to enlarged views, expands into all that man conceives of Justice.
-That you may just as easily train one to do dishonestly; and then an
-honest act gives pain. This proves the very proposition denied--the
-faculty may be misinformed--the pain demonstrates the existence of
-the faculty. An animal has the Life-Instinct or mind, if you will;
-but who imagines that the animal is ever pained by any remorse! To
-this, these philosophers reply that the pain does not really exist
-only as the remains of a _secondary instinct_, remembering consciously
-or unconsciously the penalty awaiting _disobedience_. The animal,
-they say, may be so trained that it will feel this pain or shame; and
-man, for ages disciplined, transmits to his offspring this _secondary
-instinct_ of inherited fear; and, _here_, is the so-called moral
-faculty.
-
-I may be pardoned in this tedious attempt to give the Flowery Kingdom
-some insight into the thoughts of the Barbarians on abstract matters,
-not for their novelty, but as a further illustration of that which is
-so well understood by our _Literati_--to say, the ceaseless activity
-of the human mind and its tireless inquiry into the things of the
-mighty world. A beneficent fact or it would not be. Perverted by
-vain thinkers, who do not think, because egotist; yet in humble
-men, conscious of ignorance, a solace. These reverence the Sovereign
-Lord, never comprehending other than His infinite Wisdom (and this by
-delightful flashes), nor His works, nor His methods, nor the use of
-Man, nor of any the smallest thing, nor the origin, nor the design!
-Enough that He is, and that by some inscrutable, though certain sense,
-man, with a grateful joy bounds towards Him, claims to be His, and
-feels Immortal!
-
-The Barbarian _Literati_ have often rested upon the Greeks as final in
-Metaphysics. Plato, whom they call Divine, was very generally followed
-in his notion respecting the eternal and independent existence of
-spirit and matter. But the newer men insist upon one substance only,
-and remove the Sovereign Lord so far back into the deeps of an Unknown,
-that he vanishes, or becomes an unintelligent and unconscious Cause.
-Here again reproducing the _Fate_ of remote antiquity.
-
-One school of Philosophers indulges in a curious form of materializing
-the mind. Pretending to fix all the mental and moral processes in the
-very substance of the brain, they declare that by a careful examination
-of the head, the exact qualities of the individual may be discovered!
-Some of these pretend to be teachers and _Indicators_--for fees, giving
-a precise chart to any one who wishes of the forces of the brain, so
-that he may order his affairs accordingly.
-
-They profess to tell parents in what art or business a child should be
-placed, and in what manner certain good qualities may be made to grow
-and bad ones to shrink! They say that over each thinking part of the
-brain rises a corresponding _bump_ [Ko-be], that these _bumps_ contain:
-some thoughts of music, some of hate, some of love, some of numbers,
-some of place, and so on. They make charts showing these bumps and the
-thoughts which lie beneath them! These they sell, marking the bumps
-(after examination) to show the person what he is. If, for instance,
-his _acquisitiveness_ (thoughts to take things) is a very large bump,
-he must develop a counteracting bump or he will assuredly become a
-thief! It is not quite clear how this development is to be brought
-about. Some carry this absurdity so far as to say that a man with bad
-bumps is not responsible--he ought rather to be regarded as an object
-to be cared for by the State. Before the bumps of the child be formed
-and hardened, _any_ form may be given to them, by applying a gentle and
-continuous pressure. Government, therefore, ought to have all children
-examined in youth, and apply to the heads the proper moulds! In this
-way a perfectly moral society would be assured!
-
-I refer to this nonsense as the only novel speculation among the
-Western Barbarians. And any one can readily discover in this, old
-notions moulded into a defined and material shape, to give charlatans
-[Qu-ak-st] an opportunity to plunder.
-
-There are many books of the _Moral Philosophers_, who make a _Science_
-of certain movements of mind, and call it _Ethical_. But these books
-are to our habits useless or absurd--sometimes positively hurtful.
-The idolatries and superstitions colour and distort--distinctions
-are confounded, and a rational morality wanting. A merely Jewish
-ordinance from the _Sacred Writings_ is made as important as a plain
-moral precept. The human conscience is overloaded with arbitrary and
-unreasonable matters taken from the _Superstition_, and, bewildered,
-despairs of well-doing. To offend in some priestly _dogma_, is more
-terrible than to break an established law of honesty. Disobedience in
-the false demoralises the conscience as much as disobedience in the
-true, when both are received as true.
-
-In fact most of the _moral_ books are merely books written to uphold
-the great Superstition, and the morality is debased by its injurious
-connection. By what strange perversion could the cultivated mind ever
-be brought to announce a principle like this, to say; "Belief alone
-saves man from eternal Hell; morality without it is only a snare of the
-Devil." _Belief_ means an undoubting acceptance of all the pretensions
-of the _Superstition_ (as explained elsewhere). What must be the effect
-of teaching so false and presumptuous an enormity? The Sovereign
-Lord will not deign to look with pity. He is a consuming fire! Heart
-and hands pure--a life of disinterestedness--worship warm, grateful.
-Nothing worse. First, BELIEVE--in the most monstrous thing which the
-diseased human imagination ever created--the Jew-Jah theology and
-worship!
-
-When a system of morals is based upon such a pretension, it can only be
-hurtful; unless, as is largely the fact, the healthy human _instinct_
-unconsciously rejects the error. Still, great harm is done--must
-be done. And how much of prevailing licentiousness and barbarism
-may be placed to account of this false system cannot be defined.
-It is the immediate father of _Atheism_. Men reject the tremendous
-assumptions and believe nothing. But tender consciences, those in
-whom the divine faculty is large and clear, in general, directed by
-a true consciousness, simply disregard the horribly false things and
-attach themselves to the true. In this, vindicating the nobility
-of nature, which rises to its true recognition of the Sovereign
-Lord, _in spite_ of surrounding errors. But, others, not so strong,
-delicate in conscience and feeble in mind, become the victims of this
-dreadful system. Thus it is also the father of _Idolatry_. For these
-victims, fearful of eternal destruction, place themselves entirely in
-the hands of the Bonzes, and adore all the gods and observe all the
-_rites_. They cannot be sure, of themselves, that they do properly
-_Believe_; a thing of a very mysterious nature, concerning which (as
-I have remarked) the contention is ceaseless. Nor can these victims
-of the Superstition, ardent _devotees_ though they be, always obtain
-satisfactory _evidence_ that their _Salvation_ is sure. Then follow
-the self-imposed penances, and the sacrifices imposed by the Bonzes.
-They are _victimised_ by the Bonzes in an endless variety of ways. Some
-build Temples; some go about begging, in mean garbs, to get money for
-the _poor_ Bonzes; and the like; much as we see among our superstitious
-devotees. Superstition merely reproduces its natural effects, varied
-according to the circumstances. Still there remain those poor creatures
-to whom no escape is possible. They struggle in vain with the dark
-doubts which envelop them. They believe in all the horrors of their
-worship: that but a few are saved from hell; that goodness, charity,
-self-sacrifice, gifts to the Temples, to the poor, even to the
-Bonzes--_nothing avails_. Unless they have _believed_ and been duly
-accepted and enrolled among the _Elect-few_, they are merely children
-of the Devil, awaiting death, when they become his associate in _Fires
-of the tormented_, for ever and ever! These poor wretches feel already
-all the _horrors_ of the damned. They find no solace in a moral life;
-no peace in a grateful heart, turned to a benign, Heavenly Father. To
-yield to the natural emotions, to indulge in this peace, is vanity--is
-to be ensnared in the wiles of the enemy of Souls!
-
-They catch sometimes feebly at a _hope_ of Salvation, then fall
-again into a dreadful despair. At last the feeble mind gives way.
-They feel themselves already lost; they fancy they have committed
-the Sin which Jah himself will never pardon--(to use the words of
-the _Sacred Writings_)--the _sin against the Holy Ghost_, for ever
-unpardonable--they writhe, they cry, they beat their breasts, they fall
-down in unspeakable agony--"the pains of Hell have got hold of them!"
-This is again from the _Sacred books_. The scene closes in death, or
-worse, in a _mad-house_; where in chains or under vigilant keepers (to
-prevent self-destruction or the destruction of others), these wretches
-vanish from human hope and sympathy! The frightful Superstition in
-these victims has been a _reality_! And no human mind can bear that and
-live!
-
-I will close these remarks upon the _Literature_ of the English
-Barbarians, by giving some examples of the different poetic
-compositions.
-
-From an Amatory poet, who refers to the conjugal endearments of the
-Roman Jupiter and his goddess--Queen Juno, on Mount Ida, where,
-according to the old traditions of the Greeks, these gods often
-resorted:--
-
- "When Juno makes the bed for Jove,
- And waits the god with blushing grace--
- Soft music charms the air above,
- And breathing fragrance fills the place.
- Mortals expect the deep repose;
- Ocean is calm, the Winds are still,
- The heavenly rapture overflows,
- And Nature feels th' ecstatic thrill."
-
-I think our poorest poets could have improved upon "makes the bed." In
-cold England, however, bed-making is important. And for a wife of the
-Upper Castes to make the bed for her Lord, with her own hands, is to
-show a great love and devotion. It is laughable to think of the goddess
-so domestically employed, though the top of Mount Ida must be cold
-enough!
-
-The poetry of the Idolatry has much of an amatory sort, very curiously
-mixed with its terrors. I give a rather refined specimen, quite free of
-the diabolic:--
-
- "What grief, what darkness fills my breast,
- That coldly I have strayed from thee!
- Thou art my Love, my Life, my Rest;
- All other love doth fade and die.
- Oh, never may the joys of sense,
- Entice my ardent soul again!
- Thou art my only sweet Defence--
- To love thee not is endless pain!"
-
-From an unknown writer I extract the following, who refers to a great
-Sailor of the Western Barbarians. This man, repressing the revolts of
-his crew, with undaunted mind, day after day, and night after night,
-for weeks and weeks, still kept on, steering _westerly_ across the
-infinite, big seas. Possessed with one great and fixed idea--that _Land
-lie beyond_. At length, when all hope had nearly died, far away like
-a cloud, the great _New World_ was discovered! We know of this in our
-Annals, in the dynasty _Ming_.
-
- "To be--this marks the nobler man--this Force,
- This _visioned_ soul, which sees the shadow cast
- Of a great Object in its every course,
- Urging it onward--common men will rest
- With common things; such spirits are possessed
- By greater somethings, which will not be hushed
- With 'lullabys'--which are within the breast
- _Like inspirations_--sleepless as the rush
- Of world-surrounding waves, and which no earth can crush!"
-
-This is a writer who takes the _Sea_ as the scene of his poem. The
-style is affected; but much liked.
-
-I add below an example of _Blank Verse_, a form greatly in use:--
-
- "The Morn, exultant, on the mountain tops,
- Leads in the Day--and over all the World
- Delightful Joy spreads forth his glorious wings!"
-
-This appears to be a parody of Shakespeare, who says beautifully:--
-
- "Oh, see where jocund Day stands tip-toe,
- On the distant, misty mountain tops!"
-
-Very much of the poetry is obscured, and spoilt by the influence of
-the Superstition; and very much by artificiality and affectations.
-And everywhere there are poor or indifferent imitators of the ancient
-Greeks and Romans; upon whom the _Literati_ mould their poetic conceits.
-
-Of the Comic and common it is well to read little. Coarseness and
-indecency seem inseparable from all vulgar humour.
-
-The Descriptive, tinged with the melancholy of the Superstition and
-Barbaric gloom, is often fine and smooth--sometimes tender and elegant.
-
-I give an extract from an author of no repute, but agreeable; and the
-more so to me, because inoffensive. It is not defiled by the Idolatry
-of the Barbarians:--
-
- "_Spring-time_ of life, with open-eyed delight,
- Wondering at beautiful earth and sky!
- Budding in sweet expectancy, and bright
- With smiles and charming grace, and blushingly
- Unconscious of a Love, just to be born--
- A trembling Joy, which smiles and tears adorn!"
-
-From the same, written in the open country; which, though obscure
-sometimes, flows on finely, eloquently:--
-
- "Stretched to the brilliant sky, on all sides clear,
- Are hills, and dales, and groves, and golden corn--
- Whilst in the peerless air, all things are near;
- And far or near they each and all adorn!
- Here, let us rest, on this fair, breezy hill,
- Beneath the shade of this high, spreading beech--
- And feel and see that we are Nature's still:
- Her Peace and Beauty ever in our reach.
- Her calm, majestic glory, harvest-crowned,
- Fills heaven and earth, and blends them into _one_.
- How vast and solemn bends the blue profound;
- How sweet and strong th' immortal gods move on!
- Move on, resistless, yet, with tender grace--
- Inflexible, yet soft as summer rain--
- Intangible--as where yon shadows race,
- With nimble Zephyrs, o'er the waving grain!
- Ineffable, though murmurs everywhere,
- Swell into Anthems of delightful tone;
- And smiling hill-tops, and the radiant air,
- Rest in expressive Silence, all their own!
- And there, by Avon's stream, are Warwick's towers;
- And, here, is labour toiling in the fields:
- For Lord [Tchou] or serf alike, the patient hours
- Give back to Nature all which Nature yields.
- Still human hope aspires and will not die;
- _Will_ rear aloft its monumental walls;
- Informed by Instinct builds as builds the bee--
- Mounting secure where stumbling Reason falls!
- So Temples rise _Immortelles_ of the race;
- Where mouldering with the stones tradition clings--
- Touching the landscape with ennobling grace,
- And giving dignity to common things.
-
- * * * * *
-
- The day declines, and so my holiday;
- Care slumbering by my side awakes again;
- Grasps on my hand and leads my steps away--
- So rudely rules the Martha of my brain!"
-
-The _Martha_ is a scolding, busy _house-wife_ [bro-msti], taken from
-an incident narrated in the _Sacred Writings_. The writer refers to
-Temples in a pleasing way, and to the "mouldering stones," where,
-about the dead, innumerable legends survive. Burials are near to
-the Temples, and the graves are on _Holy_ ground. His reference is
-comprehensive--meaning the universal _Hope of Immortality_, symbolized
-by the lofty Fanes.
-
-I give below a few of the absurdities from the _Comic_, taken from a
-greatly esteemed author in this Line.
-
- "Three wise men of Gotham
- Went to sea in a bowl [tou-se];
- If the bowl had been stronger,
- My tale had been longer!"
-
-The meaning of which is, I suppose, that when wise men do foolish
-things they no more escape the consequences of folly than others.
-
- "I bet you a crown to a penny,
- And lay the money down,
- That I have the funniest horse of any
- In this or in any town.
- _His tail is where his head should be_--
- 'You bet! Well, come and see.'
- And sure enough, within his stall,
- The horse was _turned_--and that was all!"
-
-Another, very ridiculous:--
-
- "There was a man of our town
- Who thought himself so wise,
- He jumped into a bramble bush,
- And scratched out both his eyes.
- But when he saw his eyes were out,
- With all his might and main
- He jumped into another bush,
- And scratched them in again!"
-
-This would _seem_ to suggest that a conceited man, having committed
-an egregious blunder, rashly undertakes to remedy it by one equally
-unwise. The folly of conceited impulsiveness!
-
-Another, and I have done.
-
- "Little Jack Horner
- Sat in a corner,
- Eating his Christmas pie;
- He put in his thumb,
- And pulled out a plum,
- Oh, what a good boy am I!"
-
-This is to encourage children with an idea that, if they be _good_,
-they shall have _plums_. It is very significant of the low culture. As
-if one were to imagine that the possession of a big plum (riches, or
-the like) demonstrated the moral excellency of the possessor!
-
-Commentaries and parodies of these _Comic_ trivialities have been
-written, and, forsooth, their beauties and meanings need exposition!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-OF TRADE, AND REVENUE DERIVED FROM IT.
-
-
-We have ourselves, in our maritime parts, some experience of the
-English, as traders [Kie-tee]. Something of their moral character is
-known, not as traders only, but as representatives of the general
-civilization of their tribe. It will be a long period before the
-events of the _opium_ war are forgotten--when these selfish and cruel
-Barbarians came with their big fire-ships and great cannons, and
-massacred so many of our province, Quantung! Nor will the slaughters
-of the people of our Central Kingdom, and the burnings and plunderings
-at the Illustrious seat of our Exalted, pass out of mind for many
-generations. Trade! yes, Trade is the _Moloch_ [Kan-ni-bli] of the
-English; there is nothing (of character) which they will not sacrifice
-to this Idol. The god by which they mostly swear, and whose name
-they apply to themselves, knew nothing of trade, and his words, as
-recorded in the _Sacred Writings_, condemn every practice customary in
-it. This inconsistency is always found in the devotees of irrational
-worship; where formal observances stand for practical virtues.
-Perhaps dishonesty in trade is no more conspicuous, than immorality
-everywhere; only traffic touching on all sides, and affecting nearly
-every interest, carries with it an almost universal debasement. Blind
-and conceited, it is the custom to speak of our _Central Kingdom_
-contemptuously, and to brand our people as Heathen _thieves_ [ta-ki].
-We have thieves, and punish them. But how strangely to those of our
-people who know these Barbarians, this charge sounds! It is notorious
-that the vile stuff packed up as _Tea_ by our knaves is for the gain
-of English traders; and that the horribly obscene pictures of degraded
-artists find a market with the Barbarians! We punish these plunderers
-when we detect them; but these Christians who would _convert_ us
-encourage this immorality!
-
-The Law-making Houses are continually occupied (and occupied in vain)
-to find remedies for the almost universal crime of _Adulteration_
-[Kon-ti-fyt] _of Food_. Scarcely an article of food, or of drink,
-medicine, what not, escapes this dangerous cheat. To make a larger gain
-some cheap admixture, often poisonous and rarely harmless, is added
-to nearly every article. It is not easy to understand how general the
-moral debasement must be, when a thing of this sort, striking at once
-at health, and even life, is so common as to be scarcely contemned! To
-be cheated is a kind of _comedy_--one expects to be cheated--cheated
-in his clothes, his wine, his horses, his dogs, his meat, his drink,
-his beer, his sugar, his tea, _his everything_! To have been honestly
-dealt with is a surprise--a thing to be remarked upon. To have been
-cheated--a _shrug_ of the shoulder--an exclamation--"Of course!" In
-fact, almost always the cause of a hearty laugh, especially if a sharp
-trick--or at another's expense! The very laws of trade are based on
-dishonesty; and a people will not generally be better than their laws.
-
-The High-Caste affecting to despise trade, do, occasionally, in the
-Law-making Houses (as I have said), feebly interfere with the general
-rascality. Yet, they are so dependent, indirectly or directly, upon
-trade or its gains, that they will not do anything to hamper it; and
-any law which touches the utmost freedom of action in _buying and
-selling_, in their opinion, has this effect. On the whole, they say,
-better a few rogues flourish, and a few people be poisoned to death,
-than that _commerce_ (an _euphuism_ for rascally traffic) be injured.
-
-That man has a fine nature which traffic, in its best ways, cannot
-tarnish; and laws should take their colour from the best--not the
-sordid. The old Romans cultivated the land, and looked with contempt
-upon traffic. When riches and its corruptions lowered manliness, and
-Commerce spread through the provinces--still, the Roman jurisprudence
-based itself upon equity--it did not place trade upon a pedestal above
-Justice! They made no such Barbarous mistake as to suppose that any
-business of a people could be more important to its prosperity, than
-the maintainance of right principle!
-
-The English Barbarians say the interests of the public require a
-disregard of right; and their famous legal maxim (in the Roman) is
-_Caveat emptor_--the buyer must take care--must sharply watch the
-seller. This is to say, "The seller is to be expected to cheat; and,
-if the buyer be cheated, let him thank his own stupidity!" The old
-Heathen Romans made no such immoral rule; they required the most exact
-good faith upon both sides. The seller could not sell a horse blind
-of one eye, or incurably, though not always visibly, lame, and to the
-complaint of the buyer answer, "Oh! I gave no assurance of soundness."
-
-The High-Caste, despising trade of any useful sort, none the less
-delight in traffic of a high-caste colour. They deal in pictures,
-equipages, horses, jewels, sculptures, books, dogs, _nick-nacks_ of all
-sorts; know how to bargain, and understand the _tricks_, especially
-in horses, dogs, paintings, and the like, as well as those whom they
-affect to despise.
-
-The English are, doubtless, successful traders and plunderers. They
-are rough, and brave, and reckless; and in traffic are as unscrupulous
-as in predatory ventures. Their conquests abroad have been incidental
-generally, commerce being the immediate object. But they have never
-scrupled to use force when it has seemed fittest. The _plunder_ of a
-people has been found easier, and the returns quicker and larger, than
-the slower gains of traffic.
-
-For this shameful and cruel conduct, the English and other Western
-Barbarians find ample justification in their _Superstition_. For they
-believe that the peoples beyond the seas are Heathen, and under the ban
-of _Jah_. Their _Sacred Writings_ so declare; and that "the Heathen are
-given to the Saints as a spoil, and their Lands as an Inheritance."
-Now, these Barbarians affirm that they are the Saints; that the people
-who do not worship their gods are Heathen; and that consequently they
-(these Barbarians) have a right to the possessions and lands of these
-distant and unoffending tribes! And not only this, that these tribes,
-under the wrath of _Jah_, and subjects of the Devil and hell, ought
-to be grateful for the inestimable boon of _the Gospel_ (_the Sacred
-Writings_), by which they may learn the way to be saved; may, in fine,
-become Christians!
-
-Thus it comes about that the intercourse of the Western Barbarians
-with peoples beyond the seas has been aggressive and piratical. From
-the earlier part of the dynasty _Ming_, when these Barbarous tribes
-first visited the great seas and distant regions in the far West and
-mighty East, the Pope (then worshipped by all the tribes) gave to two
-of them, very devoted to his worship and powerful in ships, the whole
-world of _Heathen_. This meant all the wide world but that small region
-in Europe wherein the Pope-worshippers lived. To the one tribe, called
-_Portugals_, he gave the whole immense East, and to the other, styled
-_Spaniards_, the vast regions in the West. Thus the two were possessed,
-by the gift of their god, of the whole _Heathen_ world--India and our
-Flowery Kingdom being portions!
-
-In their many ships, these two tribes, sailing East and West, landed
-upon the distant shores, and seized upon everything which they could.
-They thought it pleasing to _Jah_ to put to death those who had
-offended him, and were already under _his wrath_ and condemnation: the
-Heathen were justly extirpated, unless they _believed_ and worshipped
-_Jah_!
-
-Not very long after this gift to the two tribes, the English and Dutch,
-having quarrelled with the Romish Priests, refused to worship the Pope
-and denied his authority. The Dutch first, and then the English,
-growing more powerful in ships, made distant forays for plunder and
-trade; and, following the tracks of the Portugals and Spaniards,
-disregarded their pretended _exclusive_ title to the _Heathen_. They
-determined to have a portion of this general transfer of the world
-to _Christians_; they were in their own judgment the better, the
-_Reformed_ Christians, and far better entitled!
-
-Since this enormous Blasphemy [Swa-tze] of the Pope, History, as
-known to the Barbarians, has been, to a large extent, an account of
-its consequences. Wars between the contending _Christians_ for the
-distant possessions, and savage and cruel depopulation, plunder, and
-subjugation of the unoffending inhabitants. Whole races of men have
-melted away in the presence of these Christ-god worshippers; and the
-horrors of the dreadful Superstition, which in the regions of Europe
-had made man more like the Devil of his Idolatry than anything human,
-spread, with fire and sword, over the wide world! In the far West,
-beneath the setting sun, a beautiful and peaceful people, rich and
-numerous, suffered cruelties too shocking to tell; and in the civilised
-and populous East, the very name of _Christian_ became a synonym of all
-that is detestable.
-
-None the less, the English Barbarians, to this day, acting upon these
-Christ-god pretensions, will insist that this _Trade and Plunder_ is
-the _handmaid_ of Enlightenment, the chief agent in the preparing of
-the World for a knowledge of the true gods, and the ultimate salvation
-of the Heathen!
-
-Trade is, therefore, a civilising agency and a powerful helper in the
-redemption of mankind from the awful Hell. A few poor Missionaries
-are sometimes added to the general cargo of _means of conversion_.
-The same ship which transports these Bonzes to convert the benighted
-_pagans_ will, perhaps, have a few volumes of the _Sacred Writings_,
-some bad rum, worse muskets (more dangerous to him who shoots than to
-him to whom the shot is directed), gunpowder, flimsy articles too poor
-for home trade; to these, add the licentious and degraded sailors; and
-one sees how well the English Barbarians work to introduce their true
-worship and save the Heathen! But this is feeble: only a trade-ship.
-The great fire-ships, with big cannons, full of armed and fierce
-barbarians, which devastate the populous coasts, and burn and plunder
-the maritime parts--_these_ are illustrious workers in the spread of
-the Christ-god _Salvation_ and a lofty Civilization! Thus the very
-worship of the Barbarians has helped, by its cruel pretensions, to
-_ingrain_ a wrong notion--one making them immoral and cruel. Taking the
-_Jah_ of the old, huckstering Jews, as an object of idolatry, the whole
-people has, in trade, become _Jewish_, as in much else.
-
-I have referred to petty cheating, and to that wholesale criminality
-of adulteration. But _fraud_ is very common, and often on an enormous
-scale. Nor is there any remedy. In truth, it is so common, that, as all
-hope to have a turn at its advantage, none care to punish heavily him,
-who, by chance, has been too bold. The fraud must take the form of open
-robbery, or be of such grossness as to be hardly disguised, before the
-wrong-doer will be arrested. A man may enjoy unmolested, and even with
-respect, a great fortune acquired by notorious _trickery_.
-
-So universal is this toleration of roguery, that the Plays and Pastimes
-are often enlivened by comical illustrations of the various arts,
-tricks, and deceptions practised. The charlatans, rogues, cheats, and
-the like, are shown in the Lawyer, the Doctor, the Bonze (low-caste),
-and other professions and occupations. Endless are the villanies of the
-Lawyer--the _quack_ pretensions and impositions of the Medical man--the
-cant, hypocrisy and meanness of the Bonze.
-
-Among the professions and trades, the teacher is a brutal _ignoramus_,
-who beats and starves the wretched children under his care; the nurse
-quietly drinks herself drunk and goes to sleep, leaving the sick man to
-gasp and die for the drink close at hand, but which he cannot reach;
-the milkman stops at the pump, and fills up his milk-cans with water;
-the teaman shows and sells you one sort, but delivers a very different;
-the grocer says his prayers, hurries to his goods, asks his servant if
-"the sugar be sanded," "the rum watered," "the tobacco wet down," "the
-teas mixed," "the _small_ bottles filled," and the like; the tailor
-sells you more cloth than he knows will be required for your garments,
-and _cabbages_ the excess; the cabman who knows you are a stranger
-demands quadruple fare; the innkeeper gives you the meanest room, and
-charges you the price for the best; and so on through every business of
-life.
-
-The learned professions take the lead in this exhibition of roguery
-and immorality. The spectators never tire of these displays of the
-general rascality. The roguish landlord, the villanous horse-dealer,
-the artful, knavish servant, the Priest of Low Caste, and the Doctor,
-afford the most common diversion. The Lawyer is generally _diabolic_,
-the Bonze a hypocrite and knave, the medical man an impostor and dealer
-in medicines of infallible healing power.
-
-Much of this may be referred to the love of coarse humour--but its
-real base is to be found in the _degradation of morals_. These
-representations are _types_, and would only produce disgust, were not
-the rascalities represented familiar. The excesses and exaggerations
-are of the Play--but the _types_ are normal and common.
-
-One great trading place is called the _Stock Exchange_--another,
-perhaps more important, styled the _Merchants' Exchange_. These places
-are established in every large town, and the _business_ done in them
-absorbs the attention of traders and people who have any property,
-throughout the Kingdom.
-
-The _dealings_ [Keet-sees] of the former relate to _Certificates_
-and _Bonds_. These are _Pieces of Printed and Coloured Paper_, which
-represent in the words and figures a sum of money invested in a trading
-concern, or a sum of money which somebody owes and promises to pay. The
-_sum_ may be quite a fiction, and is usually either never to be really
-paid, or paid at some very remote day. However, a small sum is promised
-to be paid every six moons, or in twelve moons--this is for _not_
-paying the big sum.
-
-The business of the latter relates to the buying and selling of every
-sort of merchandise, whether on land, or on vessels at sea.
-
-Other great trading places deal in money, or rather in bits of _Printed
-Paper_, which promise to pay money to him who has one of these _bits_.
-These places get people to sell them these bits at a price, and
-then resell at a greater price--or they _borrow_ and _lend_ these
-bits, paying less for the use than they obtain. Very little money is
-seen--business is in Paper--another of the ingenious _tricks_ of these
-trading and gambling Barbarians, perhaps the source of more dishonesty
-and cheating than almost any other. As the like has no existence in our
-Flowery Land, it will not easily be comprehended.
-
-The chief of these places for dealing in this money-paper is called the
-_Bank_. The Government shares in the advantages of this invention. Its
-object is to _bank up_, or hoard, all the real money (gold and silver)
-which it can get in exchange for the bits of paper. These promise that
-the Bank will always return the sum of gold which the bit acknowledges
-to have been received. The man hands the Bank his gold-money to be
-kept safely till he wishes for it, and the Bank gives him the _bit_ of
-Paper (which is numbered and recorded in a book). He can carry this in
-his pocket, but the gold-money would be too burdensome and more easily
-lost. The Government pledges also that the gold shall always be safely
-kept, to be returned whenever the bits of paper are returned. This
-Bank-house is immensely strong and large, built of hewn stone, and is
-guarded by men armed with swords and fire-arms for fear of the savage
-and ignorant Low-Castes.
-
-Ordinarily, only now and again, a few persons go to the Bank and
-wish the gold; because if one wishes it, some one of whom he buys,
-or to whom he owes, will take the money-paper and hand him the
-difference--consequently, the paper goes from hand to hand for a long
-time. Everybody takes it because it is convenient, and because he
-thinks the gold attached to it is safe in the Government Bank-house.
-The confidence in _Paper_ is called CREDIT. To which I shall more fully
-refer.
-
-Sometimes, when a great many demand the gold, it is suddenly found
-that the Bank-house has it not! The promise of _banking up_ the gold
-till wanted in exchange for the Paper _has been broken_. Down goes
-_Credit_--every kind of value shrinks at once; for the Bank has _not_
-the real money, and values have been measured by the paper!
-
-The traders and everybody connected with them have incurred debts--that
-is, made paper promises to pay, like those of the Bank, for property
-_valued on_ the Bank-paper. It is found that this Bank-paper is too
-much by one-half--the property has been over-valued in proportion.
-Still the debtors are required to pay the amount of _their_ paper
-promises!
-
-It is impossible--ruin and _Bankruptcy_ ensue--the whole trading world
-is convulsed, and tens of thousands are beggared!
-
-The explanation is that the Bank is allowed by the Government (in
-consideration of certain advantages to itself) to lend out the gold
-for usury--that is, it lends a thousand pounds of gold to be returned
-in three moons, for which use the borrower pays twelve or twenty
-pounds! It makes its gains by thus using the gold which it has promised
-safely to keep. It is permitted to do this, because the risk of having
-_much_ gold demanded at once is small, and from experience the Bank has
-discovered that if one-third part of its paper-promises of gold is in
-hand, it will be in little risk of having more demanded! Backed by the
-Government, it deliberately, for the sake of gain, runs the risk of
-being a cheat and robber!
-
-Then follows a curious contrivance of these dishonest Barbarians. To
-save its own moneys and advantages in the Bank, and to save loss or
-ruin to the owners of the establishment, who are very powerful and
-numerous, composed of members of the High Castes as well as others--in
-fact, to save the general wreck of the _sham_ paper-money (_Credit_)
-upon which values are falsely based, the Government issues a Law,
-forcing everybody to receive from the Bank its paper precisely as if it
-were gold!
-
-Thus, having assisted in one fraud, it resorts to another, to remedy
-in some measure the evils of the first--extending and perpetuating the
-evil, which a wise man would remove!
-
-Another remarkable thing is the organised _Betting_. The Houses where
-this is done are splendid, and the many people supported in them and by
-the gains, live luxuriously, and are greatly respected. The gains are,
-in small measure, also shared by those who put in money from which bets
-may be paid, when the House loses the bet.
-
-The betting may be about anything. But the chief Houses are those
-where the bets have reference to length of life or injuries, to loss by
-fire, to loss by sea, and losses by fraud. If a man wish to bet that
-he will live say seventy moons, he pays down at once a small sum, and
-the House accepts the bet--that is, gives him a _writing, promising_
-to pay his heirs a very much larger sum if he die before the seventy
-moons expire. If a man have goods in a _shop_, he bets, say, one pound
-to 100 pounds, that they will not be burned during twelve moons--he
-pays down the pound and receives a writing (as before) that if the
-goods be burned during the time, he shall be paid the 100 pounds. So
-on, as to bets upon goods and upon vessels on the seas, upon buildings
-of all kinds, upon duration of life, and upon the life of another,
-upon accidents to body, upon honesty of servants--upon almost anything
-where the thing bet by the Houses is remote in time. This is the great
-point; for these never pay anything down by way of _stakes_, but always
-receive in money the _stake_ (bet) of the other party.
-
-One may readily see how corrupting all this is in its nature, and how
-falsely conceived. The rascally trader burns the goods, the possessor
-of a building burns that, the owner of a ship has her wrecked, to
-get the sums promised upon these events; and trade is promoted upon
-unsound practices. Even life has been taken by a wretched gambler,
-who has staked money upon the life of another. The _tendency_ is to
-these crimes. Nor can there be anything but _loss to the public at
-large_; for these expensive Houses and their numerous and richly-living
-inhabitants are supported by the winnings made, without rendering any
-useful service. This must be true, even when all bets made by these
-Houses are _paid_. But another great mischief follows: they do not
-pay, and are often only _Swindles_ [Kea-ties] on a great scale! There
-are those which pay--that is, have so far paid--but as there are bets
-for enormous amounts far in _the future_, no one can say that final
-payments are certain. The great object of all the Houses is to secure
-as large sums in cash as possible upon events a long way off. The
-more remote the event upon which the bet is laid, the larger the sum
-demanded from the individual who bets. _He_ pays--the House merely
-promises to pay, and cannot be called upon to pay for a very long time!
-In this way, great sums of money having been got (some bets having
-been promptly paid to obtain confidence), the House shuts its doors!
-The rogues share the plunder and _decamp_. Decamp is to run away to
-distant parts to escape arrest and punishment. This is, however, rarely
-necessary; for such are the cunning contrivances of the Lawyers, who
-organise these Betting Houses, that very little risk is run--_forms_
-of law, slack enough at best, have been so well adhered to, that the
-rascals escape, though everybody knows that they have used those forms
-as a cover to more effectually defraud, and then as a shield to more
-effectually protect! These things are unknown in our _Central_ Kingdom,
-and are only possible to a demoralised people.
-
-The _dealing_ at the Stock Exchange is mainly only another form of
-betting. It is hard of comprehension, unless by the _Initiated_. It is
-a distinct trade. Those who deal constitute a secret and exclusive
-_betting Ring_, or community. If by chance, when the doors are open,
-a stranger inadvertently enters, he is greeted with caterwaulings,
-howlings, "Turn-him-outs," and the like. "_Smash his hat!_" some one
-cries; and suddenly the stiff head-covering is violently driven down,
-completely over the face and ears, tearing the skin off the nose,
-and reducing the thoughtless and astonished stranger to a state of
-ridiculous helplessness!
-
-Betting is a passion with the English Barbarians. The women, the
-children, the servants--everybody bets about any and every thing. Horse
-races, boat races, swimming races, all sorts of games and sports,
-attended by both sexes, afford endless occasions for the indulgence of
-it. Yet, after all, extensive, ruinous, and debasing as are the evils
-of it in these sports and games, the mischief is vastly greater in the
-Marts of traffic--in the Stock and Merchants' Exchanges.
-
-In these, the dealings are, as I have said, either as to pieces of
-paper representing values, or as to merchandise in hand or at sea; and,
-I may add, as to _pieces of paper_, representing this merchandise,
-called Warrants and Bills of Lading.
-
-The betting in the Stock Exchange concerns itself with the Paper of the
-former class, and the betting of the Merchants' Exchange with the Paper
-of the second kind. All this grows directly out of the Bank paper and
-the _Credit system_, before mentioned.
-
-All values are founded upon these nominal promises to pay. But the
-promises themselves are ever undergoing changes, according to the
-varying circumstances. The promise _to-day_ looks well--it is
-estimated at so much; _to-morrow_ it does not look so well--and it is
-estimated at less worth. Besides, all the gold and silver in the world
-could not pay a twentieth part of these promises. Thus the fluctuations
-are incessant. The betting at the Stock Exchange has reference to
-_these_ fluctuations. One of the _betters_ is interested to have a
-rise, another to have a fall, of value. One agrees to deliver at a
-future day, at a certain price; all are interested to bring about a
-change either one way or another. The man who desires a rise may not
-be scrupulous as to any means which may produce the rise; and he who
-wishes a fall of price will eagerly second anything which will have
-that effect. Consider the consequences upon the honesty and good faith
-of those who engage in this betting!
-
-The Merchants' Exchange is not so devoted to absolute betting; yet
-its largest business partakes of that vice. One buys a cargo at sea;
-another agrees to deliver a cargo three months hence. One sells what
-he has not, for a future delivery. Another buys what he never intends
-to receive, deliverable to him in the future. No money is paid, nor
-received. The buyers and sellers are merely gambling--betting (as
-in the Stock Exchange) upon the _rise or fall_ of prices! And are
-interested--the one to advance the price, and the other to lower the
-price, of the thing dealt in!
-
-Consider the temptation to unfair practices, the inevitable tricks,
-false rumours, lies, and deviations from honourable conduct involved
-in such transactions! Reflect upon the consequences to the honest
-trader, who is, in his very honesty, all the more easily tricked by
-the unscrupulous!
-
-The stronghold of these various gambling Establishments, and the grand
-feature, in fact, of the English business life, is CREDIT--to which I
-will devote some space. We have nothing like it, nor had the ancient
-barbarians of the West. It is, perhaps, the most distinguishing thing
-in the Barbarian life.
-
-As already hinted, Credit means that a Promise shall stand for
-performance.
-
-It had its rise among the Barbarian tribes, not very long since, and
-grew out of their incessant wars. Particularly the English, finding
-they could not pay the armed bands, contrived to get the gold out of
-the hands of the people in exchange for the Bank-paper, and then,
-forcing the people to still accept the paper for gold, issued paper
-to such an amount as Government needed! From that period the people,
-especially the trading classes, making directly or indirectly nearly
-the whole, found an advantage in resorting to the same fiction--and the
-Government could do no other than give to the trader, who could not pay
-_his_ promise, the same relief which it took for itself--for the Bank.
-It allowed him to pay what he could, and go on as before! No matter
-that he paid only one-third part--unless he had been guilty of some
-extreme roguery, he received a discharge from all his promises, and
-could begin to make new ones and go on in trade as before!
-
-In this way, the Barbarian community is one wherein a false principle
-corrupts all. Boldness, recklessness, cunning, to say nothing of
-positive criminality, are encouraged; honour, delicacy, simple
-integrity, are driven into obscurity. Let him who would preserve his
-conscience smooth and clear, a mirror whence divinity be reflected,
-shun all the marts and ways of trade!
-
-The Revenues of the Government are derived largely from the dealers in
-the great _Marts_, and it is immediately interested in the upholding
-of the _Credit_ of the innumerable paper-promises of all kinds made by
-these and by the Betting Houses. It is, in fact, the chief supporter of
-the _whole sham_--it cannot be otherwise, for the English State rests
-upon it. The promises of the Government to pay gold can never be kept,
-and it forces an acceptance of a mere _fraction_, from time to time, as
-a _sufficient_ redemption of its promises made generations ago!
-
-Other sums are derived from taxes upon the tea, sugar, and other things
-largely consumed by the lower castes; whilst rich silks, laces, and
-costly things used by the High-Castes are not taxed. But then the taxes
-are levied by the High-Castes!
-
-A great revenue is collected from the _excise_, a tax upon the beer,
-drunk in enormous quantities by the lowest Caste. To stimulate the
-consumption of this article and increase the revenue, _Beer-shops_ are
-to be seen on every hand, and the drinkers everywhere. Drunkenness,
-wretchedness, riot, disorder--these flourish as the _Beer-shops_
-increase; these are the associates of those places! Yet in vain do
-good Englishmen try to remove these _evil dens_. What are the efforts
-of these few in the midst of a general debasement--a debasement which
-takes, without shame, a share in a traffic so vile!
-
-I have spoken freely of the dishonesty of the Barbarian trade and
-business--a dishonesty to be expected when one broadly views the whole
-ground of their Society. Still, natural equity and its _instinct_,
-especially when the mind is more or less cultured, will always prevent
-absolute dissolution--thieving and roguery will be restrained in
-tolerable bounds. A man of genuine integrity finds traffic no good
-moralist in the best of circumstances. He needs the support of the
-State, or he will fight an unequal battle, and be forced by dishonesty
-to retire. The Barbarians are not yet sufficiently enlightened to
-raise the _measure_ of honesty. The Government and the people are
-one in this. They do not perceive that the evils under which their
-industry, their peaceful pursuits, and all their interests suffer, are
-those inseparable from a bad superstition and false principles--these
-extend everywhere and into everything. Misleading in Statesmanship
-[Lan-ta-soa], in dealings with distant peoples, in due ordering and
-educating the people at home--stimulating wild speculation and extended
-confidence (credit) at one time, only to be followed by disastrous
-collapse, excessive distrust, and wretchedness, soon after! Giving, in
-fine, to Barbarian society that aspect of restlessness, that apparent
-but often vicious activity, that indescribable hurry and confusion,
-that unhealthy excitement, unknown to an orderly and industrious
-people, whose order and industry are grounded upon the simple and
-direct rules of reason and truth.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.
-
-SOME REMARKS UPON MARRIAGES, BIRTHS, AND BURIALS. [HI-DY].
-
-
-In our Flowery Kingdom when a man marries _he_ pays to the parents or
-relatives; but with the Barbarians the woman pays to the man. Women are
-such costly burdens that men demand some compensation for undertaking
-to keep them; and the relatives of women are glad to get them off their
-hands at any price.
-
-There are in England four great Castes, which contain the whole
-population. The habits of the Castes differ, though you will observe
-certain characteristic features common to all. In order to understand
-more clearly the remarks which follow, it will be convenient to speak
-of the division of Castes.
-
-The _first_--High-Caste. Those who do nothing useful and pass their
-time in mere self-indulgence.
-
-The _second_--High-second Caste. Those who do but very little, and come
-as nearly as possible to the selfish existence of the _first_.
-
-The _third_--High-low. Those who are obliged to work more or less, but
-are ever longing to attain to the idle selfishness of those above them.
-
-The _fourth_--Lowest Caste (Villeins). Labourers, not long since serfs,
-and still so in effect.
-
-The _fourth_ Caste is so _low down_ as to be usually disregarded
-altogether, in any account of the people, though included in the count
-taken of the population by Government. They may amount to nearly a
-half of the whole. They are rarely styled _people_ at all. They are
-designated by many contemptuous names, of which the more common are _my
-man_, _navvy_, _clown_, _clod-hopper_, _parish-poor_; _boor_, _rough_,
-_brute_, and _beast_ are frequent, especially when any of the despised
-Caste slouch too near, or happen to touch a Higher Caste.
-
-When a man of the higher orders thinks to take a wife, he sees to
-it that she will bring him money enough to compensate the cost. He
-dislikes to part with his easy freedom and yoke to himself a being as
-selfish, frivolous, and useless as himself.
-
-_He_ may be broken in fortune and notorious for immoralities, yet,
-connected to the Aristocracy, he knows that he may demand a large sum
-if he will take for wife a woman a little lower in family than himself.
-She must be of High-Caste, but not of the highest.
-
-The woman's relatives say, "Well, he is _fast_; but marriage will
-settle him. His father, you know, is second son to the Earl of Nolands,
-and his mother was a sixth cousin to the Duke of Albania, who has royal
-blood in his veins. I think we may make a large allowance for such a
-desirable match." It does not occur to the speaker, at the moment, that
-the royal blood coursed through very impure channels in the case cited.
-
-It is an object eagerly sought by low rich to buy for their daughters a
-High-Caste husband; and men of this kind, ruined by gambling, loaded
-with debt, often degraded by vice, deliberately calculate upon this
-ambition to repair their fortunes, and get comfortable establishments.
-
-The marriage ceremonies do not differ very much from ours, in some
-things; but it is very different before the ceremony. With us, the
-woman is unknown to the man; but with the English, the man has every
-opportunity of seeing her, and knowing her very well indeed. Our
-notions could not admit of this, but it has a convenience; it would
-prevent the disappointment occasionally arising, when, on opening the
-door of the _chair_, our new husband finds a very ugly duck instead
-of a fine bird, and hastily slams the door in the poor thing's face,
-and hurries her back to her relatives as a bad bargain! However, this
-advantage to the English husband is not so great as it seems; for
-the woman is too cunning to discover much till she has secured her
-game. Unless, therefore, the man be a very cool and practised _lover_
-[mu-nse], he is likely to be rather astonished when he sees his
-bride--and he cannot slam the door against her!
-
-The Bonzes, generally, perform the ceremony before the Idol in the
-Temple. It is deemed to be important to have the marriage _invocations_
-pronounced. These are barbarous in the extreme; most indelicately
-alluding to those things which decorum hides, and calling the gods to
-aid the conjugal embrace--no wonder that the bride wears a veil!
-
-The great bells ring in the lofty towers, the loud music strikes up,
-and the marriage procession enters the Temple; and any one may follow
-who pleases, so he be well dressed. In the great towns, the beggarly
-rabble--chiefly children and half-grown youths of both sexes, with old
-women and men--crowd about the Temple gates, but dare not enter. When
-the _cortège_ leaves, this rabble clusters round the wheels of the
-carriages, turning over and over upon hands and feet, standing on head
-and hands, rolling and crying out, in the dust or mud of the street,
-begging for _pennies_ (a small English coin). When these are thrown
-amongst them, they ridiculously scramble and tumble over each other,
-seeking amid the dirt for the coins, like so many carrion-birds upon
-garbage.
-
-Arrived at the home of the Bride, a great feast is eaten, with wine
-and strong drinks. All make merry; whether because it is so desirable
-to be rid of a female, or because of the liking which the Barbarians
-have for eating and drink, I know not. The feasting over, all take
-leave of the new pair, the bride being addressed by the title of her
-husband. The Bride is kissed, the husband shaken [qui-ke] by the right
-hand, and good wishes given. On leaving the portal for the carriage,
-old shoes [ko-blse] and handfuls of rice are thrown after them; the
-rabble roosting about the areas and railings rush _pell-mell_ after
-the old shoes, begin their _tumblings_ about the street, and howl
-for more pennies. The rice-throwing is no doubt Eastern in origin,
-and has an obvious meaning; the old shoes refer to something in the
-_Superstition_--probably to appease the _evil imps_, who delight in
-mischief and are amused by the absurd squabbles of the beggars.
-
-The _Honey-moon_ begins at the moment when the pair enter the carriage
-and the old shoes are thrown after them. The horses start, and the
-newly-married are whirled away into the deeps of an Unknown! You may,
-perhaps, catch a glimpse of the bride, wistfully stretching her neck
-and turning her eyes, dimned with tears, to the door-steps where stand
-those with whom she has lived--and whom she now, it may be, suddenly
-finds are very dear to her! But the husband has grasped the waist of
-his new possession, and is absorbed in _that_. He has before been the
-owner of horses, dogs, and the like, which have worn his collar--_this_
-is another and very different bit of flesh and blood; none the less,
-however, branded as his own exclusive possession, and ever after to
-bear _his_ name! He understands so well the mere _fiction_ of this
-ownership, that he is by no means sure that after all he have not
-made a _bad bargain_--it may prove _too_ costly, and be by no means
-either useful or obedient! However, with his arm about his _wife_,
-just now he hardly realises these doubts, but feels, or tries to feel,
-_ecstatic_--as he ought.
-
-The Honey-moon thus begun, ends exactly with one moon. It is a received
-opinion that the Incantations at the _rite_ exorcise the Evil One for
-the period absolutely, though he may (as the Barbarians express it)
-"play the very Devil" with them afterwards!
-
-I was told that the Honey-moon was so called because, during the
-Moon, the new couple fed wholly on honey and drank weak tea! There is
-some _mystery_ attached to it, for my questions were always answered
-with a doubtful look. I had no opportunity of absolutely solving
-it--though my observation led me to judge that the honey diet did not
-agree with people--in truth, I wonder at its use. I have seen a bride
-after her return, thin, pale, peevish, who had left round and rosy; a
-bridegroom before the moon _jolly_ [Qui-ky] and devoted to his bride,
-return taciturn, careless, forgetful to pick up a fan, or to place a
-chair for his wife, and even (on the sly) kick the very poodle which
-he before-time caressed! and when the wife _pouting_ has said, "_Out
-again, George_," he has replied, lighting a cigar, "_Yas, I must meet
-the fellahs, you know_!"
-
-The best hint on this subject which I ever got was from a married
-Englishmen, who to my query said, "Ah-Chin, my dear fellah, call
-Honey-moon _Matrimonial Discovery_, and think about it, ha!"
-
-As the honey-eating and tea-drinking are to go on, whilst the new
-couple are quite retired by themselves, away from their friends and
-all usual pastimes and occupations, necessarily they have only _each
-other_ to look at with attention. The honey-eating is trying enough,
-and needs, one would think, all the relief of gaiety and occupation
-possible! But no, it is only to eat and to closely watch each other!
-
-I wonder no more at the changes which I observed. Nor do I wonder
-at the improved appearance of the couple when, after a few weeks
-of rational life in usual pursuits, something like the health and
-cheerfulness of old returned!
-
-Yet I was informed that very many couples never recover from the
-Honey-moon (as my informant had it, Matrimonial Discovery), but from
-bad grew worse, soured and sickened entirely, could not, at length,
-endure each other, separated by consent, or sought the Divorce Court!
-
-The thing, therefore, seems characteristic of the coarse humour of
-the Barbarians, who appear to find a comedy in an absurd, irrational
-trial of respect and affection, dangerously near the tragic at best,
-and often absolutely so! _Absurd and irrational after marriage_--one
-can conjecture its use before! However, it is quite of a piece with
-the general disorder, and want of knowledge and practice of sound
-principles.
-
-When a child is born, the event is duly announced in the public
-_Gazette_, and relatives send _compliments_. When the infant is
-about eight days old, it is taken to a Temple to be baptised and
-_christened_. It is a singular _rite_, and one of the most astonishing
-in the Superstition. The Bonze who officiates before the Idol, takes
-the little thing upon his arm and _sprinkles_ some water upon its
-face. At the moment he does this, he makes a curious Invocation to
-all the _three-gods-in-one_ of the Worship, and pronounces aloud the
-_Christian_ name of the babe, by which it shall ever after be known.
-This is called _Christening_, that is, making a Christian of the
-infant. The ceremony, it is believed, exorcises the Evil One, and makes
-it very difficult for him to get hold of the baptised (no matter how
-diabolically he may act) in after life--the water, duly made _holy_
-by the Priest, is a barrier over which Satan, with all his wiles,
-shall find it well-nigh impossible ever to get--some Bonzes say it is
-absolutely impossible!
-
-Women, as soon as strong enough to attend the Temples, are _churched_
-(we have no term of the kind), a _rite_ much like an ordinary _thanks
-offering_, for the happy deliverance and new birth. The Bonze makes
-_Invocations_, and refers to the various superstitions and barbarous
-pretensions of the Worship, devotion to which is inculcated under
-fearful penalties. However, on all occasions in the Temples, these
-dreadful intimations of Hell and the Devil are most frequent!
-
-When a death occurs, it is also announced in the public _Gazette_,
-with honours and titles; and, if a High-Caste, with a long notice of
-the chief events of his life, and loud praises of his valour, as where
-he led, in his youth, a hand of fierce Barbarians like himself to
-the plunder and burning of some distant tribe! His virtues are also
-proclaimed--to the astonishment of all who _knew_ him!
-
-The tombs of the High-Castes are something like those of our
-_Literati_--though, instead of being in the country amid the pleasing
-scenes of Nature, they are generally in the _holy_ grounds of the
-Temples, and even within the Temples themselves--for the superstitious
-Barbarians think that, even _after death_, the body is safer from the
-Devil _there_ than elsewhere! But the common people lie hideously
-huddled together, without distinguishing marks (or with so slight
-as to be quickly obliterated), and are soon totally neglected and
-forgotten--happy, indeed, if their despised dust may mingle with _holy_
-earth within the precincts of Temples.
-
-The Bonzes pray and sing the usual invocations and prayers over the
-body of the dead, before it is placed in the tomb--but there is no
-real respect for the dead--it is not to be looked for in the rough,
-barbaric nature. In our _Flowery Kingdom_ regard for the dead,
-respect for their memory, tombs carefully preserved amid the quiet
-groves of the country, tablets and busts set up in the _Halls of
-Ancestors_--these are ordinary things. With the English, in general,
-the dead is a hideous object turned over to the undertaker and his
-minions to be buried out of sight, as soon as decency allows! With
-us, the poorest will have the coffin ready, prepared, and carefully
-honoured and cared for. With the English, the thought of one is
-repulsive, and he looks upon it with loathing! No doubt the horrid
-superstition has much to do with this feeling.
-
-The undertakers (a hateful crew) drape everything in black. They take
-possession of everything, and turn the whole house into a charnel.
-They place the _defunct_ (as the Barbarians, with a kind of contempt,
-call the dead) in a black vehicle, drawn by black horses, and draped
-with black cloth--black feathers and scarfs, hideously flaunted, with
-men clothed in black, attend--the dismal Hearse, with its wretched
-accompaniments, disappears--but only to disgorge the body. Soon after
-these Vultures maybe seen returning, seated upon the Hearse, clustering
-there, like carrion birds, who have gorged themselves! When they have
-feasted and drunk at the House of Woe (woe, indeed, whilst deified by
-them), and generally spent as much money as is possible--they, at last,
-disappear--and the family breathe again!
-
-An English Barbarian once told me that these creatures, in tricks of
-plunder and cheating, surpass the Lawyers; in truth, the fashion is to
-show respect to the dead by a lavish expenditure in _black draperies_,
-and is almost wholly confined to that. It is an object to speak of the
-_cost_ as a measure of that respect! The whole thing being a _sham_,
-though a most disagreeable one, the Undertaker sees well enough that he
-might as well pocket a large sum as a small one. A certain sum is to be
-spent, _for respect_, not for any tangible thing. The Undertaker takes
-care to furnish more _respect_ than anything more tangible--and to
-charge for it! In fact, the mode of plunder is reduced to a system; and
-it just as well satisfies the real purpose--which is, to do all that is
-customary, and to submit to all the customary cheating.
-
-After the family have really got rid of the Undertaker, then comes the
-Lawyer, with the Bonze, to read the _Will_ of the deceased. This is a
-new departure (as the English call it) in the family voyage of life.
-The Barbarian law is so erratic and confused, that no one knows what
-the dead man may have ordered to be done with his _money_. His Land
-goes probably to the eldest son, or nearest male relative; and, if it
-be all the property, younger children may be left quite beggared. The
-Will begins with some absurd superstitious _formula_; and, prepared by
-a Lawyer, is only intelligible to him. He, therefore, is present to
-read and to explain. For no one is supposed to comprehend its jargon
-but the _initiated_. The Will is read, therefore, to those who only
-imperfectly catch its meaning; and when a _name_ is reached, the party
-listens with an eager attention. He may be one who, by nearness of
-blood, or by the nature of his relations with the deceased, expects to
-receive a handsome gift. When he, at length, from the mass of verbiage,
-dimly gathers only a _gold ring_ or a gold-headed _walking-stick_, and
-sees some one, scarcely heard of, carry off the goods long waited for,
-he scarcely appreciates the _loving token of regard_ ostentatiously
-bestowed upon him! Nor is his smothered rage extinguished by the
-satisfactory expression of other relatives, who whisper, "Well, _he_
-cringed and fawned to little purpose after all!"
-
-From this Reading of the Will begins a new era in the family. Quarrels
-there may have been, but a common centre of influence and interest kept
-the contestants in order. But now, nobody satisfied (or only those who
-expected nothing, and _got it_), all are in a mood to attack any one,
-to charge somebody with meanness, with treachery. So bitter animosities
-spring up. Lawsuits, hatreds; families are severed; old friendships
-sundered; the lawyers stimulate the broils; and, at last, very likely
-the Will and all the property covered by it get into Chancery! When
-I have said this, I have said quite clearly, even to the Barbarian
-mind, that _here_ all are equally wretched and equally impoverished,
-excepting the Lawyers!
-
-The power of the dead man, by a _Will_, to cut off a wife or a son with
-a _shilling_ (as the Barbarians express it), is monstrous. Then the
-unjust law, by which the next of kin takes all the Lands of a deceased,
-works endless misery. Think of younger brothers and younger sisters
-being forced to depend upon the _cold charity_ of the oldest, who, by
-mere accident of birth, takes every thing! And not only this, but
-some distant _male_ relative may cut off the very means of subsistence
-from females very near, and throw them helpless, and too poor to buy
-husbands, upon the world! A disgrace and shame too shocking for belief.
-
-Then, too, the wife's relatives may have paid to her husband the very
-money which, by the Will, is coolly handed to a stranger!
-
-Such anomalies are unknown to the customs of any well-ordered and
-civilised people.
-
-The new Widow usually remains shut up in her house, inaccessible to all
-but her children, her servants, her Bonze, and her Lawyer, for twelve
-moons exactly. During this time she devotes herself to the prayers
-and invocations of the _rites_; and will not so much as look at a
-man, unless the exceptions named. She is wholly draped in black; her
-children, her servants, even her horses and dogs, are _in black_. She
-entirely quits all the _vanities_ of life; she only allows her maid to
-_smooth_ her hair. She suffers her hands and face to be washed, but
-never paints her cheeks, nor tints her eyelashes. If she go abroad, it
-is to the Temple to pray, or to the tomb (in some cases) of the "dear
-departed," covered from head to feet in thick black, followed by a tall
-footman, all black, bearing the _Sacred Rites_. If a man come too near,
-he is waved, with a solemn gesture of the hand, to remove away: this is
-the special duty of the _flunkey_. If, by any chance, the widow in her
-march happen to lift her thick veil, and catch the eye of a man,--ah!
-how dolorous must her prayers be!
-
-Precisely at the stroke of time, when twelve moons have gone, the
-widow drops all the _habiliments of woe_, and is herself again!--that
-is, a woman in search of a husband!--_if she_ have not, from clear,
-sheer desperation, and want of anything better to do, already pledged
-herself to her Priest or to her Lawyer. Now, free and at liberty to
-choose, she may wish to look further; but it is probable that "the
-inestimable services" of the Lawyer, in her time of misery, hold her to
-recompense; or that the Priest, attentive to the precept of the _Sacred
-Writings_ (which commands that _Widows shall be comforted_), has so
-well obeyed, that the Widow, completely solaced by the _dear, good
-man_, gladly rests with him!
-
-The great book of _Rites and Customs_ regulating the conduct of widows,
-of widowers--in fact, the observances of _Society_ generally--I have
-never been able to see. It is in the care and under the constant
-supervision of a High-Caste of exalted state, from whose authority
-there is no appeal, styled _Missus Grundy_. I think a stranger can in
-no case be allowed to see this Illustrious, nor the Book. Indeed, I was
-told that no one, not even Royalty itself, could inspect the Book, nor
-challenge this authority. It is hereditary in the mighty Grundy family;
-and the head of the House is believed to be infallible in social
-observances. Another remarkable thing is, there is never a failure in
-the succession--a Grundy is always on hand!
-
-Now, _Missus Grundy_ speaks with more tolerance as to Widowers: they
-are not absolutely liable to decapitation if they marry again in less
-than twelve moons. Widowers, for reasons I do not know, are favourites
-with the Barbarian females; and young women with money will give all
-they possess to get a Widower, even when he have many children. It may
-be because of the love for the "_pretty dears_," as the young ones are
-called; but, whatever the cause, the fact is certain. To gratify these
-gushing females, _Missus Grundy_ allows a Widower to marry in a less
-time than twelve moons: it is so desirable that the _pretty dears_
-should have the tender care of a new (step) mother!
-
-As the Barbarians have no _Halls of Ancestors_, where the family
-preserve with dutiful care the records of the virtuous dead--inscribed
-on tablets of brass or polished stone--and where, arranged in due
-order, stand the marble busts of those more distinguished--they soon
-forget the dead.
-
-The High-Castes sometimes set up monuments in public places; in Temples
-and the Temple-burial grounds; and inscribe thereon lofty panegyrics,
-as false in fact as they are bad in style--and no more thought is given
-to them. In truth, these monuments are always considered to be to the
-honour of the _living_--who take the occasion to display their own
-wealth, characters, titles, or taste.
-
-The Lower-Castes do but little more than hurry to the grave the
-dead body, and dismiss the "unpleasant topic" as quickly as
-possible--imitating as well as they are able the High-Caste, by setting
-up a _Stone-slab_, carved with a ruder but not truer description.
-Couplets in verse are often added; and, as giving an idea of the
-humorous and coarse conceit of the Barbarian mind, I will insert some
-of these _Inscriptions_.
-
-Often the slabs are flat upon the ground, and the tombs ruinous
-and neglected; in fact, very generally the burial-places, though
-_holy_, are in a wretched condition--tombs fallen, stones and tablets
-prostrated, graves quite worn away by the careless feet of passers; the
-whole place wearing a sad air of utter neglect and forgetfulness. One
-discovers a better culture making some progress, by curiously regarding
-these stones, inscribed with memorials of the dead. They have slowly
-become less uncouth, less barbarous, and less devoted to the wildest
-vagaries of the _Superstition_. However, this observation is to be
-taken in a very general sense.
-
-Often, in the country, I have stumbled upon a singularly-built old
-stone Temple--standing quite alone, with the tombs and the tablets of
-the dead, clustering beneath the shadow of the lofty, square tower of
-hewn stone. Upon the hill-side, with a lovely view of hills, and soft
-vales, and rich fields of ripening corn, and scattered groves--with
-green meadows divided by flowering shrubs, where the flocks and the
-cattle fed. Near by, orchards, white and pink in blossoms; and all the
-air fragrant with a delicate perfume. At my feet, a few houses nestling
-among lofty elms--far away to the West, the sun shining above with
-slanting rays across a wide expanse of beauty--sitting upon a stone
-bench, beneath the ivy-covered Temple-porch, I have looked upwards to
-the serene sky, and outwards upon the tranquil and lovely scene; and
-I have known no Barbarian rudeness, felt no Barbarian Idolatry. The
-solemn Temple, eloquent in silence, the unbroken rest of the dead,
-the calm and delightful presence of Nature, these were here, these
-are there; man unites his grateful worship across the wide world--the
-Sovereign Lord _is_ worshipped, though darkly, by these Barbarians! And
-in this worship (in time to be purified) we are one!
-
-But I must give some specimens of Barbarian Inscriptions--by them
-called _Epitaphs_, when written to the dead--taken from tablets in
-places of burial.
-
- "Here lies an old maid, Hannah Myers;
- She was rather cross, and not over pious;
- Who died at the age of threescore and ten,
- And gave to the grave what she denied to the men!"
-
-Another:--
-
- "Poor Mary Baines has gone away,
- 'Er would if 'er could but a couldn't stay!
- 'Er 'ad two sore legs, and a baddish cough,
- But 'er legs it were as carried her off!"
-
-Here is one which refers to certain mineral [zi-kli] waters, prized by
-the Barbarians for curative properties:--
-
- "Here I lies with my four darters,
- All from drinking 'em Cheltenham Waters;
- If we 'ad kept to them Epsom Salts,
- We wouldn't a laid in these 'ere waults."
-
-Here seems to be one, not uncommon, which covertly shows its disdain
-for the gods of the _Superstition_:--
-
- "Here lie I, Martin Elginbrod--
- Have mercy on my soul, Lord God!
- As I would on thine, were I Lord God,
- And you were Martin Elginbrod!"
-
-The following is most absurd:--
-
- "Here lie I, as snug
- As a bug in a rug!"
-
-And some equally _funny_ relative placed near, but not probably pleased
-with him, adds:--
-
- "And here lie I, more snug
- Than that t'other bug!"
-
-A slang term for a low, brutal fellow.
-
-The following turns upon the word lie [pha-li], and the word lie
-[pu-si]:--
-
- "Lie long on him, good Earth--
- For he _lied_ long, God knows, on Thee!"
-
-This is ridiculous in manner of quoting from the _Sacred Writings_; and
-adding, without proper pause, the death of another person:--
-
- "He swallowed up death in victory
- And also Jerusha Jones
- Aged sixty!"
-
-Here follow references to the Superstitious horrors:--
-
- "Whilst sinners [kri-mi] burn in hell,
- In paradise, with Thee, I dwell!"
-
-Another:--
-
- "When the last trump doth sound,
- No more shall I be bound
- Within the earth;
- My soul shall soar above,
- To shout redeeming love,
- Which gave me heavenly birth!"
-
-This I fear will be scarcely intelligible. The _last trump_ refers to
-a statement in the _Sacred Writings_, where it is said that a great
-Trumpet shall awake the dead, and so on. Probably, the remainder may be
-guessed by attentive readers of these _Observations_.
-
-The next intimates that the couple had been quarrel-some, but had, at
-last, silenced their bickerings in a common grave:
-
- "Here lies Tom Bobbin,
- And his wife Mary--
- Cheek by jowl,
- And never weary--
- No wonder they so well agree:
- Tim wants no punch,
- And Moll no tea!"
-
-These refer to occupations. By a cook:--
-
-_To Memory of Mary Lettuce_:--
-
- "If you want to please your pallet,
- Cut down a lettuce to make a salad."
-
-By a sailor [ma-te-lo]:--
-
- "Here lies Tom Bowline,
- His timbers stove in--
- Will never put to sea ag'in!"
-
- "Below lies Jonathan Saul,
- Spitalfields weaver--
- That's all!"
-
-Spitalfields is a famous place for silk-weaving [tni-se-ti].
-
- * * * * *
-
-I need not make any criticism upon these things. They would be
-impossible to our better culture and refinement. Our _Book of Rites_
-would not suffer such low conceits to see the light if, by any chance,
-any one should indulge in them privately.
-
-It may be said in fairness that these are specimens of the _low_, and
-with _these_ there is less indecency than formerly. There are, however,
-abundant samples even among the Higher Castes, of things in really as
-bad taste, though in neater language--quite as _offensive_, but to the
-feelings of right reason rather than to those of literary delicacy.
-They refer to the _canons_ of the Idolatry, and seem, to a stranger to
-that Presumption, quite incredible.
-
-However, one must reflect upon the effect of superstition, long
-ingrained, and "born and bred" till its _enormities_ are as familiar
-as the most harmless images; and its blessings appropriated, and its
-curses distributed, with an equal equanimity!
-
-I have not referred to the great Pageants when High-Castes are buried
-who have been famous as Braves, either in distant forays with armed
-bands upon the Heathen, or among _Christian_ tribes of the Main Land.
-Or, perhaps, some high chief who has ordered the great _Fire-ships_ in
-burning and plundering beyond the Seas. I have not referred to these,
-because they _are_ merely shows, and do not in any sense apply any
-especial characteristic. One thing I have remarked--there seems to
-be no respect for the dead, they are immediately forgotten, and the
-very _monuments_ ordered to be set up probably never appear; or after
-so long a period, that a new generation wonders who can be meant by
-the _figure_ which rises in some public place! And when these _are_
-once placed on their pedestals, neglect falls upon them in a mantle
-of indescribable filth. Even _royalty_ cannot have the royal robes of
-marble so much as washed by the common street hydrant [phi-pi].
-
-It is impossible not to feel that the cold and coarse feelings of the
-Barbarians are, in respect of the dead, rendered more repulsive by the
-horrid features of the Idolatry. In this there is so much to brutalise
-and render callous, that it is only as _it_ is disregarded, that the
-natural human feelings come into play, and tenderness and delicacy find
-expression.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.
-
-OF ART, ARCHITECTURE, AND SOME WORDS ABOUT SCIENCE. [KRI-OTE].
-
-
-Until recently the Barbarians had no proper style of Architecture,
-unless in Temples, Castles, and Ships. The dwellings, even in cities,
-were as ugly and inconvenient as it is possible to conceive.
-
-When the great Roman civilisation disappeared, the barbarous tribes for
-many ages so slowly improved, that the aspect of common life remained
-savage. The Priests of the Superstition, however, saved some tincture
-of Roman learning, and brought from Rome some of the older knowledge.
-These, however, directed their minds to the erection of Temples, and
-edifices designed for the objects of Priestcraft.
-
-Then arose those structures, truly wonderful, in stone, which exhibit
-so clearly the character of the gloomy Superstition: at first like
-those of Rome, but in time added to and changed, till at length the
-vast Temples, truly gigantic, called _Gothic_, arose.
-
-These are like huge _phantasms_ of carved stone, rising into the sky.
-Huge walls, buttresses, turrets, immense clusters of columns, vaulted
-and lofty arches, long aisles, lighted by strangely-tinted windows,
-carved masses of stone in prodigious strength, leaping, flying
-upwards, upwards, in grand confusion, and yet upon a strange, wild
-plan!--giving expression to an imagination only known to these dark and
-strong Barbarians. Externally, on all sides these Temples are monstrous
-idols in stone, stuck most curiously upon corners, high up in niches,
-on turrets and battlemented [trit-ti-sy] walls, over the sculptured,
-grand portals, everywhere--chiefly _diabolic_, exceeding all the dreams
-of a mad and dreadful frenzy, yet borrowed from the Superstition and
-illustrating it! Others surmounting these dreadful things, _angelic_
-and serene--as if, after all, the human instinct spurned all the low
-and horrible intimations of things too foul for expression, and yet so
-frightfully _attempted_, in ghastly and grinning stone!
-
-The Roman-Greek types knew nothing of such--how clear and beautiful
-these stood out, cheerful and _clean_, in the pure sky!
-
-As art found this sort of expression in the structures devoted to the
-Superstition, so in the buildings for the chiefs of tribes the same
-spirit directed, though modified by the object. In these art found
-pleasure, and the barbaric mind delight, to pile up lofty Castles
-of huge stone--dark, menacing--where all was for strength and to
-symbolise _Force_, and nothing for refinement, nor even comfort. These
-great structures are now, for the most part, crumbling away; not
-from change of barbaric spirit in the love of _Force_, but from the
-uselessness of the Gothic forms in the presence of big cannons. The
-Roman Architecture, somewhat altered, is generally revived in buildings
-of importance. Yet the Priests build much as before--dropping off,
-however, the more hideous of the grinning idols. In this unconsciously
-giving a sign of the decay of the Idolatry itself. For when all its
-_horrors_ shall have disappeared, the morality and the simple worship
-of the Lord of Heaven may remain. The improving condition has improved
-dwellings, particularly of the Higher Castes. The poor still grovel in
-huts and hovels, often too offensive for the healthy growth of anything
-but pigs. Among the Low-Castes, in great towns, the filth and stench
-are quite insupportable.
-
-In ships the English Barbarians pride themselves to be foremost. Upon
-this subject we may fairly give an opinion. There are others quite
-equal, and those of the _Starry Flag_ often superior.
-
-At present the style is changing, and from wood are becoming iron,
-with such massive sides of thick steel, that no shot fired from any
-cannon shall be able to break through! So these English think to sail
-with these huge iron machines into the waters of any people and force
-submission. For the mighty cannon, shooting out vast fiery balls of
-steel, are expected to knock to pieces any Castles and utterly burn and
-destroy any city. And sheltered in these impregnable, swift, floating
-fortresses of steel, these Barbarians expect absolutely to dominate
-over all the Seas, and to sink everything which dares to oppose. This
-supremacy is already vaunted; and all the taxes which can be got from
-the people, from the tea and beer which they drink, from the tobacco
-which they smoke, from the letters and papers which they write and use
-in affairs, and from a share of their daily toil, are devoted (after
-handing a certain portion to the Queen and the High-Castes for their
-pleasures) to these big, floating machines of war, to the huge cannons,
-and to arm and pay the sailors and soldiers, that this domination be
-absolutely assured! Still, so far, none of these terrible vessels have
-proved of any use, as they can neither float nor fight; or, if they
-float, turn bottom upwards at a small breath of wind, and, if moved
-to act in concert, are so unmanageable as to be only terrible to each
-other! The sailors, therefore, dread them as unfit for the sea, and as
-_Iron Coffins_ to poor Jack, who is forced to go into them!
-
-The introduction of _Steam_ has only rendered the Western Barbarians
-more conceited and more miserable. On nothing do they pride themselves
-so much as upon the tremendous _Force_, which they have acquired in the
-various Arts, by the use of steam. They, in this, as in other similar
-inventions, mistake the nature of the thing used and its effect. They
-think themselves _wiser_ because they move faster--as if the hare be
-necessarily wittier than the ox; and more civilised, because more
-powerful--as if the rhinoceros were to be preferred to the horse.
-
-At this moment, the Barbarian tribes of the West are devoting all
-their energies to this single notion of Supremacy. FORCE is absolutely
-the most coveted thing--to be strong, the only desirable thing. And
-the acme of that civilisation of which they boast, glitters only with
-polished steel, towering high, bristling with terrible weapons of
-destruction!
-
-There are canals not much used, and not commonly of good depth and
-width. The High-roads are nearly as good, in some parts, as those in
-our Flowery Land; but more frequently quite inferior, being either very
-dusty or muddy. They have none of the conveniences for the shelter or
-rest of travellers, provided everywhere by our Illustrious; nor are
-the signal towers and fine shade trees, which give such beauty to our
-roads, to be seen, excepting occasionally, and quite by chance, the
-latter.
-
-The Bridges are insignificant, as a rule, owing to the littleness of
-the rivers; but they are handsome and strong, built of stone, in the
-Roman style. They span the rivers, the canals, and form _viaducts_
-[pa-se-gyt] for roads of _Iron_. Upon these roads, passing sometimes
-over the dwellings and streets of towns, move rapidly the long chain
-of carriages, drawn by steam-engines, conveying many people and much
-merchandise. These iron roads are numerous, and the works and buildings
-connected with them very great and costly. The Barbarians greatly vaunt
-the usefulness of these roads; but the rightfulness of their opinion
-is by no means apparent. They break up the quiet and the accustomed
-industries of the people; excite agitations, produce restlessness and
-expense, accumulate too many _here_, and depopulate and render meagre
-_there_. They crowd the cities with the poor, and leave the rural
-districts empty; the towns are overburdened and the fields untilled.
-They foster the extravagances of the rich and add nothing to the
-comfort of the common people. It is said that in the saving of time
-is a saving of money. But it is to be considered that this ease and
-rapidity of movement is not always usefully directed. It may be, and
-it is, largely used only to waste and dissipate money and time. It is
-said to save material measured in relation to effect. _This_ is not
-clear; for, although a _ton_ be moved far quicker to a given point,
-who shall say that the ton moved by usual means would not, all things
-estimated, be as economically moved, and with as good result to the
-common weal?
-
-The real question is not considered, which is--Have Iron-roads added to
-the useful means of the people? Consider the cost, and say whether such
-vast expense in other mode or modes of outlay would not have produced
-means more beneficial.
-
-How much more numerous and better roads, vehicles, buildings for
-the poor, improved culture, tools, larger areas of recovered lands,
-new fertilisers, new and numerous schools--innumerable details of
-improvement--had the intellect, time and money directed to these
-roads been directed to the many needs of a people! The good, then, is
-rather the good which activity of brain and outlay of money naturally
-effect--possibly that activity and expense have not been most usefully
-employed in Iron-roads--indeed, very probably _not_ to the good effect
-of a more naturally ordered expenditure. But the English, seeing the
-_effect_ of a prodigious activity and employment of money spread
-over many years, place it to the credit of a _thing_--STEAM; never
-considering at all whether the thing has been necessarily the cause,
-or only the accident. To what effect, during the same time, might that
-same energy and money have been applied! The new power stimulated
-energy, and possibly misled it. It may be said that steam did its
-service by giving this stimulus. Probably not so. The question is,
-Has Steam after all _misled_--fallen short, in fact, of those effects
-which the usual and less novel forces would have produced? This is an
-unanswered question.
-
-In the industrial arts the English are not remarkable. They are good in
-fire-arms and curious in weapons, as may be expected. They are expert
-in making barrels and vessels to hold liquors from wood; _need_, which
-they call the mother of invention, made this art a necessity; such is
-the prodigious quantity of _beer_ which they consume. In dress-fabrics,
-in tools, in furniture, in metals, they show no more skill than our
-artisans, and in many articles not so much. We have arts, useful and
-beautiful, unknown to the Barbarians; they have things of mere show and
-luxury for which we have no use. In what is called _Fine Art_--that is
-Painting and Sculpture, particularly--we have but little to compare. By
-_Fine Art_ is meant what is impossible to us; it is for the most part
-intolerable to us.
-
-Think of the Illustrious of our Flowery Kingdom crowding into Halls,
-glittering with gilt and showy colours, to see there, arranged upon the
-walls and standing upon marble tables, great pictures of women and of
-men, often naked or nearly naked--wholly nude figures, mostly of women,
-in all attitudes, carved from marble, or made of a fine baked clay!
-Not only so; but the illustrious mothers, wives, daughters, and female
-friends, accompanying the men to the spectacle! The young man and the
-young woman together gazing upon the nude and flesh-tinted voluptuous
-female, glowing in the picture! No; we give no such encouragement
-to fine Art! Yet our painters compare favourably with those of the
-Barbarians, in such proper use of the Art as is allowed by us.
-
-For the same reason, as Sculpture with us is only permitted where
-useful or innocent, it does not reach after such effects as with the
-Barbarians; where a naked figure of a young woman, done in marble to
-the luxurious taste of a wealthy High-Caste, will command a great sum.
-None the less, our Artists can execute with fidelity, as our _Ancestral
-Halls_ will show.
-
-Copying from the ancient Romans, in their most wanton and luxurious
-period, the kind of painting and sculpture referred to is most highly
-esteemed by the Christ-god worshippers! Many of the Roman works have
-been discovered, and serve as models; thus the _ancients_ are imitated
-in their vicious taste, though condemned as very children of the devil!
-
-With the decay of the darker terrors of the Superstition, the mind,
-rebounding from _asceticism_, swung to the other extreme. A rational
-morality and worship would have preserved a due medium. But with
-ancient letters revived a love for ancient art; and the indecencies
-from that source were condoned to the excellency of the work--or
-pretended to be. The Priests took no care to repress this outburst of
-voluptuousness; in truth, moulded its nude forms to the embellishment
-of Temples; and, holding the warm fancies of its devotees, strengthened
-their influence by a new device. This zeal for the voluptuous in Art
-and reproduction of Roman types, began by the Roman Pope, spread
-everywhere. Thus the _Superstition_ itself sanctions this taste, which
-to us appears so unseemly and immoral.
-
-In Parks and Gardens the English Barbarians are not surpassed. We
-have no equals in horticulture; but in gardens the English are fine
-artists, and in parks have caught the true _instinct_ of Nature. When
-in these, I have felt conscious of a fine civilisation. The lovely
-parterres of blooming shrubs; the grand vases, rich in brilliant
-colours of delightful flowers; roses, festooned, trailed in arches over
-smooth walks; green spaces, where the sunlight lay warm and cheerful;
-noble avenues of lofty trees; sweet arbours, embowered in blossoms
-and verdant vines; shady walks, meandering among the trees; groves
-of evergreens, musical with cascades, gleaming in marble basins; and
-fountains, ornamented and sculptured in shining stone. Little lakes,
-where the breezes awoke the sleepy waves and chased them to the shore,
-and where the aquatic birds of many forms delighted to sport! The whole
-place eloquent and still in beauty! _Here_, no force, nor barbaric
-rudeness, nor worship of brutal strength, nor of hideous forms, nor of
-lighted altars! _Here_, the English Barbarian was a civilised man, and
-here I could love him!
-
-Ah, when shall he, so strong, see his _true_ strength, and know how
-to use it! Arm no more--teach the other Barbarians the proper use
-of Force! Dreaming no harm to others, fearing no harm to himself,
-and using the revenues of his great tribe to render it invincible in
-virtue--how then invincible in all!
-
-One day one of the High-Caste took me under his Illustrious protection,
-and conveyed me to his grand House, built of hewn stone in the ancient
-Roman method. It stood among fine trees, a long and glistening
-_façade_ [phr-not] of white and ornamental marble. He presented me
-to his illustrious wife, who graciously saved me from the too great
-embarrassment of her presence; for, as I shall hereafter explain,
-the custom of the Barbarians in this respect shocks all our notions.
-Hanging upon the gilded walls were the costly works of painters--among
-them naked women, coloured and tinted, in most voluptuous forms,
-smiling down upon us--upon sculptured pedestals, stood white statues,
-in rich marbles, of exquisite maidens, nude, and attractive in every
-graceful attitude and personal charm! All this was surprising, if not
-pleasing--but when this Lord [Tchou] took me into the gardens and Park,
-there, indeed, all was calm--the agitation of my spirit subsided!
-
-Walking with him, he took me by the arm, and said, "Ah, my dear
-_Chin-le_, how little we know of each other; you do not understand
-_how_ many things can be with us, nor can we understand many of your
-customs; but _here_ we are not unlike--in _this_ art we meet on common
-ground." I expressed my grateful sense of his goodness, assented to his
-happy reference, and then ventured to observe, "Your illustrious treats
-me like a relation--a brother." "In what respect--I do not know." "Ah,
-you presented me to the exalted, the _lady_ [da-mtsi]--with us that
-is to say, _this is a son, or a brother_." He smiled. "Well, perhaps
-you are right. I rather think you are, in respect of women, though
-her Ladyship would not assent." I delicately hinted my embarrassment.
-"The pictures, the ----." He laughed good-humouredly, and replied,
-"Doubtless to eyes unused, such things look dazzling, and so on, but
-it is really only a matter of habit." But then, I suggested, "Is not
-Art misdirected when so employed." "Well, possibly; but an elegant
-thing, a beautiful thing--why not give an expression to that beauty
-which is the most interesting, the most charming?" "Does not _that_
-imply a purity above experience and above nature?" "I see; you lead
-into an ethical maze--look there?" I followed his hand, and the noble
-Park extended on all sides; yet, I said to myself, in our Flowery
-Kingdom, if a point be _doubtful_ in morals we lean against the doubt.
-But is there any doubt as to these _nudities_? However, turning with
-admiration to the well-trained flowers, the spreading lawns of soft
-verdure, the beautiful vases of brilliant shrubs, the fine trees, with
-here and there a modest statue, or a marble fountain, I exclaimed, "How
-perfectly satisfactory and pleasing are these effects of an elevated
-Art, where nothing is suggested but what calms, cheers, refines, and
-makes generous!"
-
-"Ah-Chin, my dear fellow, your enthusiasm is admirable; but we need
-more than the serene, the cheerful, and the generous!" As he said this
-he smiled at my look of bewilderment--for I was puzzled. Since then
-I have understood better. Art among the Barbarians must be suited to
-the restless eagerness of their nature, which demands excitement. And
-the passions which ought to be severely repressed, Art, in a hundred
-ways, finds itself best rewarded to covertly gratify. Thus, all the
-strong emotions are most coveted, either as shown on the canvas or in
-the marble. Male figures, nude, writhing, wrestling, and in attitudes
-of force, or expressing hate, or pain, or fierce contention, or,
-if in repose, lapsing into the languor of desire. Female figures,
-for the most part, so managed as to stimulate those feelings, or to
-suggest those incidents which a wise man likes to ignore; or in such
-methods as to suggest emotions of shame, of terror, of suffering, or
-of crime--often debasing or evil in tendency, and rarely to any good
-purpose. Pictures of bloody fights, of burning cities, of great ships
-sinking, or _blowing up_ with all on board; of wretches tearing or
-cutting at each other, or struggling in blood and fury amid the waves.
-Statues distorted by agony, or paralysed by terror--in such, Barbarian
-Art greatly delights. In this, as in the sculpture of the Temples,
-showing, in another form, its fierceness and love of strong excitement.
-
-In the cities, there are occasionally statues to men who have been
-famous; and, in some of the great Temples, Sculptures of High-Castes
-are sometimes set up. They are, as a rule, strange exhibitions. Many
-of the great pieces consist of a crowd of figures in marble--an
-astonishing jumble. There are figures blowing great horns; other
-impossible ones representing huge human birds hovering about; chiefly,
-however, naked women, with wings awkwardly fastened behind the
-shoulders, transporting the dead; and others (again females) with
-rings of leaves held in their hands over the head of the dead or dying
-man! All this is done, or attempted to be done, in marble; and involved
-in it will be a great ship burning, or great guns being fired, and men
-and women being killed by hundreds; or other dreadful scenes wherein
-the great man took fearful part! Memorials or huge paintings, in honour
-of persons famous in fight and plunder, are thus exhibited in the
-Temples and public Halls. They are, in general, very astonishing!
-
-In the street corners are sometimes placed, on pedestals of huge
-stone, carved effigies of a King, or of a Queen, or of some High-Caste
-man. Of some Brave, who has cut off more heads than usual, or who
-has seized more plunder, or carried fire and sword over the lands of
-distant tribes. He is sometimes on horse-back; sometimes naked, with
-shield and sword, and very terrible; sometimes so far aloft, on top
-of a high stone column, that nothing can be descried but a _cocked
-hat_ and a pigmy figure under it. Rarely there may be a statue to some
-High-Caste, who has been distinguished for wringing more taxes from the
-common people, and, by this means, keeping large armed bands at work
-abroad--to the glory of the English name! more rarely a statue to the
-memory of any one renowned for a life useful to mankind.
-
-As works of Art, these things are not to be criticised. They are works
-of _money_--that is, paid for by weight; merely meant to compliment a
-_party_ or faction in the State, and not to honour, particularly, the
-subject of the Work, or to give a noble expression of human genius or
-skill. No purpose, perhaps, in the sordid workman other than to pocket
-the large sum for the big show! Nothing wherein a grand imagination,
-inspired by a fine enthusiasm and full of a noble conception, glows and
-breathes in the stone, and makes it imperishable!
-
-Whether an unconscious _disgust_ leave these public statues and
-monuments alone in their ugliness, I know not; but they are totally
-neglected, begrimed, covered with filth--often made the roosting-places
-of the unwashed street _Arabs_ (beggar boys) and _loafers_ [na-sthi].
-Even the statues of living Sovereigns are so totally forgotten and
-deserted, that the nose of _Majesty_ may be a small pyramid of dirt,
-and the ermine robes more defiled and foul than the rags of the street
-mendicant!
-
-The Western Barbarians are very fond of _Science_ [kno-tu-ze]--(this is
-the nearest word in our language, though quite defective)--and consider
-themselves in _this_ to be far superior to the ancients and to all the
-peoples beyond the great Seas. I have never been able to comprehend,
-nor do I think the Barbarians themselves comprehend very accurately,
-the meaning of the word.
-
-They will say of a man who is almost a fool, "Ah! but he is very
-scientific." Of another, constantly blundering, and who has been famous
-for prodigies of mistake, "His science is astonishing." A builder of
-a great ship, or of a great bridge, sees his ship upset or his bridge
-fall down; none the less, he demonstrates to his admiring countrymen
-that, upon _scientific_ principles, the ship should have stood upright
-and the bridge been as stable as rock!
-
-A doctor kills his patient [vi-zton] scientifically; a dentist cracks
-the jaw in extracting a tooth; a surgeon breaks the leg which he
-cannot set: _Science_ is satisfied--"all was scientifically done!" A
-man spends his life in looking at the stars; he is a man of wonderful
-science. Another keeps a List of fair and rainy days during twelve
-moons; his scientific attainments are respected and his _observations_
-recorded, as if the fate of the harvests were involved.
-
-You will hear of a man of marvellous science, before whom ordinary
-scientific men stand uncovered in silence; he has discovered a new kind
-of _tadpole_, and added another to the already interminable _terms_ of
-natural Science.
-
-I have heard one of these learned _professors_ [pho-phe-sti] say
-wisely, "He is a benefactor of the race who makes two blades of grass
-to grow where one grew before;" "but," he added, "he is a greater who
-teaches mankind how to do this." In this way, wishing to show that an
-_idiot_ might chance to find a way to double his growth of grass, but
-would be incapable of discovering the _cause_; so that, probably, the
-accident would die with the finder. A wise man would, at once, look for
-the reason, and finding _that_, be able to secure the benefit for all
-time. This knowledge of cause is the kind called _Science_.
-
-The explanation is familiar to us. In our Flowery Kingdom, the master
-teaches the rules, and the artificer puts them in practice. We call
-him an Artisan who has knowledge of an Art: we call him who knows
-how things ought to be done, and who examines into things so as to
-comprehend the best modes of doing, simply a teacher, or master. We do
-not see that his knowledge, without actual performance, makes him a
-great man--a man of Science (as the Barbarians have it). Indeed, if a
-man do a thing merely mechanically, as a horse turns a mill, no doubt
-he is an ignorant artisan. Still, this stupidity does not exalt, in
-any degree, the nature of the knowledge of a brighter man: this one is
-only an intelligent artisan. On the whole, then, it seemed to me that
-the Barbarians, for the most part very ignorant, were easily imposed
-upon by those who, having leisure, mastered the multiform _terms_ (or
-some of them) used by the teachers of Natural History in its various
-departments. These, too, idle and with some ambition to be known,
-easily fancied that the dry knowledge of words _was_ knowledge; and
-discovering with surprise at first, but soon with great complacency,
-how very little one need to know to be ranked with men of _Science_,
-at length prided themselves upon the very trivialities which otherwise
-would have been unvalued. In fact, finally imposed upon themselves as
-they imposed upon others, and really believed those trifles _to be_
-important, because confined to those who paraded them as Scientific.
-These busy, idle triflers in words become _the men of Science_.
-
-This is very laughable, and shows how mankind, everywhere, constantly
-repeat the same follies. In our Illustrious annals men like these
-have appeared and disappeared; founded schools, been admired, had
-disciples, then passed into oblivion; their works, often voluminous,
-never met with; or occasionally dug out of mouldy bins and reproduced
-in some parts to show up the pretensions of a _new_ charlatan--to show
-how much better the same things were explained, or the same terms used
-by an old and forgotten author, 5,000 moons ago!
-
-These men, as with us, constantly overrate the value of their
-labours; the world really can get on without them. Getting together
-in _Congresses_ [Bed-la-mi], they pay (or affect) great respect to
-each other, and put on an _air_ of abstraction; they are supposed to
-be pondering upon the care of men and things, and feel the weight of
-responsibility. Other men may be trivial; but to those upon whom rests
-the due ordering of Nature, Care should be a genius and Dignity a
-presence.
-
-In these Meetings, nothing is worthy of debate unless it be
-_Scientific_. A plain paper, directed to a simple, useful object,
-and stating in ordinary and intelligible language the rules useful
-to the end, is not satisfactory. There should be something novel and
-obscure, or it is unlikely to come within the desired category. In
-truth, high and mighty _principles_ on which man and the gods exist and
-move and flourish, or upon a disregard of which decay and dissolution
-follow--these are alone the proper objects of philosophers and men of
-Science; and involved in the profound investigation of _principles_,
-the Congress disappears from the common eye, and is lost even to
-itself!
-
-On the whole, the value of these scientific men to the world did not
-seem to me to be considerable. I mean as _scientific men_--without
-any of the pretension or cant [Bo-zhe] of their class, individuals
-may be useful, and would be more useful without the false glamour of
-class-vanity. A man of brain and who really thinks and examines, if he
-have anything to say will say it, and it will be judged by its merit.
-But when men having _time_ and not knowing what to do with themselves,
-and having some knowledge of words and but _little brains_, see an
-_opening for imbecility_, and are received and praised and dubbed
-_Scientific_, because they devote time and waste a large quantity of
-paper to give the world _their thoughts_--it is doubtful whether the
-more harm or the more good be done. To be sure, the idle and empty
-man may be rendered supremely happy in his vanity, and may have been
-saved from some personal degradation or vicious inclination--but the
-world could have been well spared his _Catalogue of the Parasites_ on
-the Lobster, or his _Notes on the Habits of the Barn Swallow_, or his
-_Suggestions_ as to the proper use of smoke, or his _Hints_ upon the
-hybernation of Eels. No great harm is done, for nobody reads these
-things but the men of Science, who are obliged to keep up to the work
-of busy idleness, in reading for debate with each other and at the
-_Congress_.
-
-This body professes to teach the proper rules for physical improvement,
-and its members are natural philosophers. They do not, however, confine
-themselves to the investigation of natural phenomena--they range over
-the whole broad field of speculation as well, demanding to know the
-cause of all things, and the very essence, object, and end. Those who
-take upon themselves this wider inquiry, assume a dignity far above the
-mere _Scientists_--these deal with mere visible _forms_; but those with
-the _laws_ which underlie the forms, and with the source of Law, its
-origin, its object, and its end! These are PHILOSOPHERS! and when a man
-is a man of Science _and_ a philosopher, then no more is possible to
-human exaltation!
-
-I have sufficiently referred to the _works_ of these in another place.
-They cannot be wholly useless, if there really be a _brain_, honest
-and strong, at work. For to such patiently, humbly, earnestly, full
-of grateful recognition and conscious of the limitations of knowledge
-and of inquiry; seeking and looking out, with sad eyes, upon the vast
-world; to such, some new evidence of the grand order, some new and
-brilliant ray of divine illumination may come--_not_ to show _cause_
-nor purpose, but to delight and tranquillise, to give new assurance of
-the Beneficent and Infinite Wisdom!
-
-The English Barbarians have true men of Science. They are those to
-whom the people are indebted for nearly all of the useful discoveries
-and inventions. Men, who, engaged in some pursuit, apply a patient
-investigation and thoughtful experiments to see if they cannot
-_improve_ the existing _means to ends_. In these investigations, they
-discover a new source or a new _way_ of power; and, in the experiments,
-new applications and uses of it. When these men fall into the hands
-of the _Scientists_ and Philosophers, and, leaving their work-shops,
-_shine with the gods_, at the Congresses--they usually end in that
-_glamour_--their light is no longer an illumination!
-
-Of the musical Art, some things may be said. There is a wonderful
-variety of instruments--not many at all like ours.
-
-Some of the stringed are similar to our _Che_. There is one, so
-enormous a structure, as to equal a house in size. It is made by a
-wonderful combination of hollow, metal pipes, ranging in size from a
-flute to a big cannon; and in height from a span to the lower mast of a
-ship. Its sounds are many, single in melody, or astonishing in a wild,
-clanging harmony (the Barbarians think); but to me, discord. All the
-combined noises are terrific; and surpass what the effect would be of
-our _Che_, _Yuhnien_, and _Pieu-king_ all sounding at once!
-
-In Singing, the men often roar like bulls, and the women scream, making
-hideous contortions. A handsome woman does not like to sing.
-
-There is a Theatre--play--where all the parts, men and women, are sung.
-The passions of love, hate, jealousy, and so on, are sung and screamed
-at each other by the players in the most absurd manner. The woman will
-sing and shriek out the most astonishing _gymnasts_ of voice, the
-man shouting and bellowing back, and then both together bellow and
-scream; the woman, at last, falls into the arms of the man, or the man
-throws himself in a passion at the feet of the woman--both singing and
-screaming all the while--and the curtain drops! Then arise the noisy
-plaudits of the spectators--demanding a repetition!
-
-The barbaric music is, for the most part, like themselves, rude and
-noisy. There are some exceptions--and in simple melody often sweet and
-tender. The _flute_ and the _horn_ are pleasing--the former is much
-like our _Cheng_.
-
-Occasionally, one or two thousand singers, and as many performers on
-instruments come together, and give a grand _Musical Treat_. Judge what
-this must be, when you add to this vast combination also the prodigious
-_House of Noise_ (called Organ)!
-
-Oratory is an Art much admired among the Western tribes, and the
-English think themselves to be prëeminent. I can hardly judge; one
-needs to be a perfect master of a tongue to follow a speaker as he
-ought to be followed. Barbarous races commonly produce effective
-Orators; the imagination is vivid, the passions strong, and there is
-enough culture to make the forms of speech at least tolerable.
-
-In the Law-making _Houses_ speeches (orations) are often delivered.
-For the most part dull in manner, insignificant in thought, poor in
-illustration, very ineffective. The members go to sleep, or withdraw,
-or rudely interrupt--sometimes _coughing_ down the speaker. Very rarely
-are to be seen any flashes of eloquence, to be felt any thrill of its
-power. Unfortunately the same conceit, here as elsewhere, leads many to
-believe themselves to be Orators to whom the ability to speak properly
-is denied by nature. Yet these insist upon "airing their eloquence"
-(as it is styled) on every occasion possible. Generally these men have
-some subject, nick-named by the other members as a Hobby, which must
-be spoken to whether the House will hear or not. Then occurs one
-of those scenes so characteristic. The Hobby-man rises and tries to
-speak. He waxes eloquent (at least, he intends to be) on his favourite
-topic--perhaps the Pope at Rome; or the _rights of women_; or the
-_purification_ of mud-streams; or the poor man's _beer_; no matter
-what, when the other members determined to drown the speaker, break
-through all the rules of the House, the orders of the Head officer,
-and more, all the ordinary decencies, and _caterwaul_, and _cough_ and
-_howl_, till, from mere impossibility of hearing his own voice, the
-poor, _squelched_ orator sinks into his seat.
-
-Now, the House prides itself upon the _liberty_ of speech and of
-debate; it is _one_ of the palladia of English Freedom; and this is
-a forcible illustration _of the liberty_. Anything obnoxious to the
-majority, or even to a noisy minority, may be silenced--such is the
-freedom of debate!
-
-The English Barbarians especially boast that the Great Council
-(Law-Houses) is not only the foremost of all national councils, whether
-ancient or modern, in character and in wisdom, but also in dignity, and
-the extreme care with which is guarded that most inestimable of all
-_Institutions_, the Sacred _liberty of Speech_!
-
-There is a kind of oratory, sometimes contemptuously called
-Pulpit-oratory by the English, which may be referred to, because it
-forms a considerable part of the literary entertainment. Once a week,
-on the _Holy_ day, ten thousand speeches or more are uttered by the
-Bonzes from a high place (called _Pulpit_) within the Temples. From
-the place of delivery the name mentioned is given to this kind of
-speech-making. The speech is known by one name--_Sermon_. These sermons
-form a part of the _rites_ in the Temples, and are therefore numberless
-and never ceasing. As ought to be expected, they are as dull as such
-a formal thing must be. Some Bonze, new to his office, may attempt to
-give a little life to the performance. But the High-Caste do not like
-to be disturbed by any novelties; they prefer comfortably to sleep in
-the soft seats with high-backed supports, where their fathers have
-slept, Holy-day after Holy-day, for generations before them. They will
-not have the Bonze, therefore, thunder the terrors of Jah in _their_
-ears, nor affright _their_ wives and children by painting Hell and
-the Devil. Eloquence, therefore, in the Temples, if it exist, must be
-content to glide softly over "green pastures," murmuring drowsily with
-"meandering streams."
-
-The _lower-sects_ are not so disposed to neglect their duty. With these
-the Bonze is expected to be "instant, in season and out of season," in
-the work of Jah. His _terrors_ and the awful Hell; the wiles of Satan;
-the agony of the damned; the danger of neglecting repentance; the need
-of Salvation; the glorious Gospel; the blessedness of the redeemed; the
-worthlessness of good works; the absolute loss, here and hereafter,
-_of failing to Believe_; all these _canons_ are vomited forth from the
-pulpit with an energy, and, sometimes, when directed to _unbelievers_,
-with a vindictive ferocity, startling and overpowering. The hearers do
-not sleep; even the boldest tremble, and the timid and weak sometimes
-go into convulsions of fear.
-
-There are itinerant Orators, who go about the country making speeches
-(and trying to make money) upon all sorts of subjects. They are
-rarely effective, though occasionally, when they happen to seize
-upon a popular fancy, or to stir up some popular feeling, they gain
-a certain attention from the Lower-Castes. Whenever effective, it
-is by blending some of the strong points of the Idolatry with the
-prevailing agitation. If there be some matter concerning which the
-populace presume to have any opinion, then the itinerant speaker has
-his chance; and he is doubly influential if he mix in his discourse
-a good proportion of matter taken from the _Sacred Writings_ and
-the _Canons_--this he distributes, to damn opposers and to reward
-adherents, with a combined Priestly and Lay vivacity and force!
-
-We have, and have always had, ample specimens of these self-elected
-teachers and speakers; and they receive with us, in general, about the
-same neglectful consideration accorded to them by the Barbarians.
-
-On a review, it must be admitted that the Western tribes are ingenious
-in domestic arts, and not wanting in invention. In the fine Arts they
-are sometimes effective, though immoral--merely imitating the ancient
-Roman-Greeks, whom they call _Masters_. Their architecture, when
-worth attention, is Roman. But they have produced one novelty, _the
-Gothic_--a wonderful outgrowth of the Barbaric mind, formed by its
-great Superstition. In painting, when confined to natural scenery and
-objects, they are sometimes very pleasing and correct. But in this
-department, where they are not immoral, they are often repulsive,
-seeking for startling effects, caught from the strongest passions.
-True Art elevates, refines, and pleases. It never lends itself to
-_deformity_, to the bad passions, to baseness. And it cannot sully
-_itself_ by tampering with impure things. It recognises the twofold
-nature of man, and addresses itself to his _moral instinct_ and love of
-divine beauty.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX.
-
-OF AMUSEMENTS, GAMES, AND SPECTACLES.
-
-
-When the lowest-caste takes a _holiday_, decent people keep away from
-the place of resort, as they would from pestilence. The coarseness,
-indecency, and uncleanliness are too revolting. Not that they really
-differ in the ways of enjoying themselves; but from their personal
-brutishness.
-
-The remarks following refer to those above them, and to the great body
-of the _people_, when at spectacles and public resorts.
-
-To me, unaccustomed to it, the presence of women everywhere perplexed
-and surprised. In days of sports, eating, drinking beer, gin, and
-other drinks, romping of the sexes, and an incessant restlessness, are
-very noticeable. In the open grounds, all kinds of sports and games
-are going on; women and men dance, whirl about upon seats, rush after
-and chase each other, swing in swings, all in a wild revelry! There
-will be games where the woman is now pursued, and now the man; and now
-shouting, screaming, giggling, struggling and kissing, men and women
-rush after each other, catch each other; and then, reforming in ranks,
-go through the same wild pranks again.
-
-The chief out-door sports are horse-racing, boat-racing, hunting upon
-horseback, bats and balls, foot-races, and the like. In-door: the
-theatres, the dancing-halls, the circus, and a great variety of shows
-and spectacles. Women attend upon all, and take a part in all--or
-nearly all. In the theatre, the circus, the dances, and many other
-places and things, they take the most conspicuous parts.
-
-Horse-racing is esteemed as the greatest of all spectacles; and
-ranks as worthy of a national support. The Highest-Castes--even the
-Sovereign--attend. The Law-making Houses, the Great Officers of
-Administration, and the High-Bonzes, leave the duties of their exalted
-rank, and postpone the making and ordering of the Laws, to attend the
-_Races_. The Illustrious wives, daughters, and female relatives--even
-royalty--hasten to them, and esteem them as the best of all sports.
-
-Every Caste--thieves, beggars, jugglers, the very _scum_ of the
-cities; _loafers_, vagrants--rich, poor; men, women, children--every
-description of person, rush or crawl to the _Races_. Every sort of
-vehicle, every mode of conveyance is used: on horseback, on foot;
-in any way, the enormous multitudes crowd to the _Races_--it is the
-English Saturnalia (as an ancient Roman festival, noted for its
-licentiousness, was called)--I have heard the word _punned_ [jo-akd]
-_Satan-ail'ye_, by jesters--meaning the _Devil is in it_. Not a bad
-notion, having reference to the evil effects of the sport.
-
-On both sides of the space where the horses are to run, immense
-numbers of carriages of all descriptions, booths, stands and seats,
-are arranged, where the vast crowds stand, or sit, pushing, elbowing;
-whilst the horses are _trotted_ out, and the _race_ is duly prepared.
-At length, a great many horses, ridden by little men, looking like
-Apes, rush off at a signal; spurred, whipped, urged by the riders into
-madness, with eyes bloodshot, and nostrils distended, and every cord
-and muscle starting out and straining--whilst the multitudes of men and
-women stand up, shouting, leaping, screaming with excitement--sweep
-like a whirlwind along the course, and pass the goal! And thousands
-of gold are lost and won! By as little as a head, or a neck, one of
-the horses is declared to be winner! The name of the horse is sent
-all over the Barbarian world, and the _event_ is watched for by
-millions--because bets are made, not only upon the ground, but in every
-part.
-
-I can hardly explain to the people of our Central Kingdom, the
-excitement and the confusion of this scene. The most illustrious men
-and women are present; the great Bonzes are there--all classes, the
-lowest and highest, jumbled together, if not in contact, all carried
-away by the same wild passion. About the splendid equipages of the
-rich, mere human vermin crawl and fight for the crumbs and bones which
-fall, or are thrown from the feasting women and men, carousing in the
-carriages. In these, beautiful women laugh and bet with the men, drink
-the wines, and exchange a hundred smiles and jokes. Betting books are
-opened, and the women take bets and plunge into the vortex of the
-phrensy. The race is over, and thousands are impoverished, many utterly
-ruined.
-
-With us the Theatre is merely a public, out-door spectacle, of no
-importance, amusing the ordinary crowd, and free from immorality. Women
-take no part in the representations--boys, dressed as females, playing
-for women. But with the Barbarians the Theatre is an organisation of
-government, and receives the highest support. Women act, and are more
-popular with the spectators than the men.
-
-The first in estimation is the _Opera_. In this representation, as I
-have said in another place, the action goes on, all in _Singing_. To
-me nothing could be more ludicrous, more in defiance of all reason and
-nature. The most terrible emotions--fear, hate, envy, as well as the
-tender; love, affection, friendship--all sung, and not merely sung, but
-bellowed, screamed, shrieked, in every contortion of throat and mouth!
-
-In the Tragic performance the fierceness of the Barbarians delights
-in dreadful murders, plots, assassinations; in things which tear and
-lacerate human feelings, and bring despair and death!
-
-The Comic is as coarse in loose _buffoonery_ [Kro-sen-to-se] as the
-tragic is for an extreme of agony, based upon crime and baseness.
-
-But the most astonishing of all the representations upon the Stage
-is the _Ballet_. I should not dare nor desire to refer to this, were
-it not to illustrate a point in the Barbarian character, only too
-prominent; and to give further cause to the people of our _Flowery
-Land_ to be thankful to the Sovereign Lord, that He has not permitted
-such mark of degeneracy to stain us.
-
-The Ballet is supervised by a very High-Caste Lord. It is composed of
-a band of young women, selected for beauty of form and of limb. They
-appear in public nearly naked, or so clothed in tightest hose [ki-i-e]
-and draped in thinnest diaphanous fabric, that what is concealed is
-half disclosed and more piquant than if left uncovered. Troops of
-these appear--dazzling in white or pink--upon the stage-floor. Before
-they show themselves to the public, however, they parade, one by one
-(as I was truly informed), before the High-Caste Supervisor of the
-Ballet, who, with his assistants, duly examines the legs, arms, busts,
-and drapery, to see if all be in due order. The drapery is carefully
-measured to see if it be of the required length, and, if too short,
-must be extended to the knees. Not to cover anything, but to satisfy
-a pretence. For these transparent fabrics, aside from _that_ quality,
-are so contrived that they float off from the body and limbs with
-every movement--and the motions studied are those which produce this
-effect--twirling around rapidly being a chief feat. When the High-Caste
-is satisfied that there be nothing to offend the most delicate, and
-that all the demands of a pure _Christ-god_ morality are satisfied, he
-sends the young girls to the stage, and they appear in the _Ballet_.
-
-This is a dance--why should I say more. But consider this dance is
-before the highest and best--in an immense and brilliantly lighted,
-lofty house. There are vast crowds, seated upon a level with, or just
-below the stage--in rows, one row above another, forming a grand
-half-circle, from the floor to the dome; so high, that the faces
-cannot be distinguished. Then the rich and glittering decorations; the
-paintings, the sculptures, the music!
-
-The music of innumerable instruments strikes up. In come the troops
-of half-naked girls; their busts, their legs exposed. In they come,
-leaping, dancing, twirling, whirling, flying! They twirl around on
-the toes like tops. They spin on a single toe, sticking out the other
-leg--and, in this attitude, revolve about! They retreat, advance,
-stoop, go backward, forward; twisting, twirling, throwing themselves,
-their arms, and particularly their legs, into all possible positions;
-whirling about on one leg and extending the other, being the most
-admired feat! This is (very faint) the _Ballet_!
-
-Mothers, wives, husbands, daughters, sons, lovers, maidens, look upon
-this spectacle--and pray for the benighted Heathen!
-
-Englishmen often remarked to me, jocosely, "Ah-Chin--no like the
-Ballet--why, the Theatre nowadays _stands_ on Legs!"
-
-It is a fact that, in those times which the Barbarians call _dark_,
-when ignorance and brutality marked the whole aspect of common life,
-the _instinct_ of decency prevented women from appearing on the Stage
-at all. It is quite a modern invention.
-
-The Circus is another favourite show. In this, women appear, ride
-the horses, fly in the air, walk upon ropes tightly drawn above the
-spectators, and form a main feature. They make the same study of
-exposing themselves, and are undressed like the women in the _Ballet_.
-They give to the performance the same kind of stimulus, to which is
-added the further excitement of danger. For in leaping, flying through
-the air, vaulting, and walking upon the tight-rope high above the
-spectators; the probability of a broken back, or neck, gives a new
-sensation.
-
-In the warm weather, the English Barbarians find great amusement in
-crowding to the Sea. Here, little houses placed on wheels are trundled
-into the waves. From these, women, men, and children wade, and plash
-and dive into the water. The women, and even children, often swim
-very well--the men nearly all. The two sexes bathe quite near, or
-together, in full sight of the people on the shore. Here, on the
-sands, thousands are walking, sitting, and lounging about, amusing
-themselves in the idlest sports. The men in the water are, with the
-exception of a mere loin-cloth, naked. The women, though tolerably
-covered, yet so carelessly that, with the motions of the bath and
-waves, they are sufficiently exposed! In these sea-bathing places you
-will see Barbarian life in all its rudeness, and love of boisterous
-fun and frolic. The men, and women, and children, abandon themselves
-to eating, drinking, bathing in the sea-water; to sports and games; to
-dancing, sight-seeing, and _match-making_. The last is the pursuit of
-husband-catching, which the free-and-easy life at the sea-side greatly
-facilitates.
-
-Boat-races--sailing boats, and boats rowed or paddled--take place
-at these sea-side places, and are greatly admired. They are
-unobjectionable, and natural to a maritime tribe.
-
-A strange feature is to see women go fearlessly into boats, and,
-hustled with the men, enjoy the excitement of the wind and wave,
-to witness these races, or merely for the frolic--but women are
-everywhere!
-
-The Cattle Shows are characteristic. Here, fat cattle, sheep, fat
-swine, fine horses, poultry, tools used in tillage, fruit and
-vegetables, are shown; and the best receive prizes. Only a few of the
-High-Castes attend these, and then merely as a form. The real support
-comes from the farmers; and from the _Lower-Castes_. These crowd to
-the show, paying at the doors, merely for frolic and fun. Open to late
-hours at night, with music, lights, and places for eating and drinking,
-the mixed crowd of men and women delight in the hustling, crowding. The
-usual beer and other drinks are ready; the usual giggling of women,
-surging, and elbowing, and pushing about! One wonders much, whether the
-fat animals are not more respectable than the animals which crowd about
-them! But I can hardly fairly judge of the real _character_ of the
-crowds, for they are too novel and too offensive to the habits of our
-Flowery Land. It is certain, however, that the Barbaric element always
-perverts the most useful things; and a Cattle Show must be debased and
-turned aside from its proper objects. What have the women and men, who
-push and surge about the brutes, of interest in the thing? Nothing.
-They may know and care for sheep, when _roasted_, or for fat swine,
-when in the shape of a _rasher_ [fri-ie-tz].
-
-The most curious, and, perhaps, most important of out-door scenes is
-the _Hustings_. When there is a vacant place in the Lower-Law-House (of
-the great Council), the Sovereign commands a new member to be chosen
-by those who have the right, in the town entitled to send. A sort of
-stage is put up in the market-place, and here those meet who are to
-be _hustled_ for. Hustings comes from this word, and means _to shake
-together in confusion_. There are some who wish to send A., others
-who wish to send B. Accordingly, these are seized by their struggling
-supporters; each side endeavouring to put upon the stage _its_ man,
-and each trying to put off the man of the other side! One may judge
-of the _hustling_. Each candidate submits to every sort of indignity.
-The _hustlers_ (voters, generally called) are chiefly of the Lower
-(not Lowest) Caste, and enjoy this privilege mightily. Beyond the
-immediate actors are the associates of the two parties--not having a
-right to _hustle_; but, none the less, aiding in the general struggle,
-by pelting with rotten eggs, garbage, or other harmless (sometimes not
-harmless) nastiness [phu-fo], the man whom they dislike. Finally, one
-of the men is got upon the stage; entitled to be the new member for
-having had the larger number of _indignities_ put upon him, and come
-out a-top! These are--to have the head-covering driven violently down
-over the face--to be befouled with stinking eggs and garbage, and all
-the time to say, "_Free and independent voters_," accompanied by bows
-and grimaces, intended for _smiles_!
-
-If the Lower-House, however, find on examination that some one has
-hustled twice--that is, thrown two missiles, then the scene must be
-rëenacted! For it is thought to be too dangerous to allow of this
-unfairness. If one could do this on the one side, then it would be
-done on the other; and in the excitement, things harder than mud would
-be thrown, to the danger of life! As to the outside throwers, the
-police take care that they do not exceed mud, filth, rotten eggs, and
-vegetables!
-
-When the new member is chosen, he is called upon by his supporters
-to thank them in a speech. He rises to do this, and, bowing, says,
-"I am powerless to express my grateful sense of the honour. _Free
-and independent voters_"--at this moment a half-drunken supporter
-of the defeated man gives the signal. The rotten egg has fairly hit
-the new member in the face; the crowd on the one side and on the
-other rush in _pell-mell_; the stage is broken down; stones, sticks,
-clubs, brickbats, are used and fly about freely; noses bleed; heads
-are cracked; oaths and yells arise! The new member, surrounded by
-his supporters, finally conquers; and, placed in a chair, is lifted
-by strong arms to the shoulders of sturdy men, who bear him to his
-illustrious house, where his exalted wife and noble friends receive him
-with delight. The tumultuous crowd are feasted by the Servants; and,
-finally, yelling and shouting for _my Lord_--the new member--he appears
-at a lofty window above them, thanks them once more, and disappears.
-The rabble leave the place, the gates are closed, and my lord and lady
-can congratulate themselves and be congratulated that the _farce_ is
-over. Power and influence remain with them--_the indignities are all
-washed off_--it is merely English humour.
-
-In these Hustings the Illustrious wives and daughters, as well as all
-male relatives, take part, and are obliged to take their share of the
-_indignities_. The dirty child of a low-caste (who happens to have a
-right to _hustle_) will be taken upon the silken lap of _my Lady_, and
-feel boldly in my Lady's pocket for pennies; and the daughter of my
-Lady sits down upon the stool and feeds the hungry _old hag_ of aged
-poverty. The old hag being ill, and mother to the _hustler_. In this
-way, and on these rather infrequent occasions, the bold Englishman of
-Low-Caste vindicates his manhood and shows his power in the State. But
-it is a mere form. The High-Castes understand the Barbaric temper, and
-consider this mode of amusing it the cheapest and least inconvenient.
-There is a struggle sometimes for the new membership between
-individuals, but these are always of the High-Caste connection and
-order. Actual power does not exist in the hustling rabble--_that_ is in
-the High-Caste. Nevertheless, sometimes the _Hustlers_ can determine
-which of two shall be sent; and, therefore, it is necessary, when more
-than one desires to go, to submit to the _hustling_. Nearly all the
-worst _indignities_ are omitted when only one person is named. In this
-case, all the hustlers being of a mind, they do not inflict more than
-the _accustomed_ indignities, which are moderate in comparison; though
-one would think sufficiently humiliating.
-
-In the civic processions, which occur when a new magistrate is
-appointed to a city, one observes how the old barbaric features still
-predominate. Like children those things are most esteemed which grown
-people disdain or laugh at. Rude force and the emblems of it; men
-absurdly accoutred in old, fantastic arms and armour; banners which
-once marshalled trained men to war; gilt and golden vehicles, conveying
-priests and officials; these carrying glittering baubles in their hand;
-loud music and bands of curiously dressed braves; these things delight
-the multitude, which comes swarming out from every hole and corner
-of the city. Such crowds of both sexes, with children even in arms!
-Nowhere out of these Barbaric and populous tribes can such a spectacle
-be seen. The vast throngs rush and push about, and woe to that decent
-man who gets entangled among them! Often the selfish, reckless hordes,
-rushing through some street with a new purpose, overwhelm and crush
-every moving thing in the way.
-
-Women, children, strong men, are often thrown down, maimed; even killed
-outright! Thieves, beggars, the indescribable _scum_ of degraded
-humanity, mixed with the crowd (in its own character but little removed
-from lowest debasement), give it an air of unspeakable disgust!
-
-Of these Civic Spectacles, _a Coronation_ is supreme. This only takes
-place when a new Sovereign is crowned. No one is admitted to the actual
-Ceremony but the highest of the High-Castes. The common people, who
-bear nearly all the taxes to pay for the enormous cost, must be content
-to get such glimpses of the passing pageant, as is possible to them, at
-the risk of limb and of life. The whole thing is so guarded by armed
-bands, on horseback and on foot, with fire-arms ready, and swords
-drawn, that it is only by rushing close to the horsemen, and pressing
-upon the foot-braves, that any glimpse can be got by the common
-multitude; and for these mere glances--under the bellies of horses, or
-between their legs, or through some iron railings, or the like--the
-devoted barbarians will risk their lives. Such is the admiration which
-this great show attracts!
-
-It is thus admired, not only because of the awfulness of the CROWN,
-but also because the Idolatry plays so large a part in it. The new King
-is always crowned by a Highest Bonze, in his costly priestly robes, and
-anointed with _holy_ oil; whilst the _Sacred Writings_ and Incantations
-are duly read and uttered! The worship of Christ-Jah and the other
-gods, are all pledged, together with all the Canons and beliefs,
-including the Divine Revelation of the Jewish _Sacred Writings_; in
-fact, the ceremony, in the Priestly part, is Jew throughout!
-
-The scene is characteristically barbaric. Force, and glittering
-display; all the jewels, the gewgaws, the golden rods, orbs, bowls,
-sticks; the spears, swords, steel armour, helmets; the robes, furs,
-silks, velvets; jewelled garters for the legs; ornamented chains in
-gold, for the neck; coronets, for the hereditary _nobles_ [Hi-fi];
-cassocks, gowns, mitres, staffs; scarlet and crimson cloths, cloaks,
-and waving plumes of the great braves; men in steel, on horseback--all
-these things, and a thousand more! With the grand women, and the High
-Lords! all are present. All is show and glitter; and childish! In the
-midst, out there rides a man, all covered with steel armour, with a
-long and flashing spear, who, sitting proudly on his horse, looks
-defiance! A trumpet sounds; another dashes forward, and proclaims
-the new Monarch; then the first, with a loud voice, defies to mortal
-combat any one who dares to challenge the right of the proclaimed
-Sovereign--and, thereupon, throws down a glove [kang]. If any one
-should pick up the glove, it would imply an acceptance of the
-challenge. No one takes up the glove. The trumpets sound, the music
-strikes up in a hundred places; the vast multitude cry and shout,
-"_Long live the renowned, the exalted, the Illustrious!_"--and the
-new-crowned man is King!
-
-In this barbaric display, the money expended is enormous in amount.
-The jewels and mere inanities are so costly that, put to proper use,
-poverty would scarcely exist. Nor is this all; the High-Caste get
-all the honours and emoluments, though they bear but a small part of
-the expense. Many of this Caste hold _hereditary_ offices connected
-with this Show, from which they derive revenue and high honour! One
-may be hereditary _sword-bearer_, another _cup-bearer_, another
-_towel-holder_, another _bottle-washer_. Nor is this sort of sinecure
-(_name_ for frivolous, useless Service) confined to males; females
-may be hereditary _folders of the Queen's night-cap_, _washers of the
-baby-linen_, _keepers of the robes_, _maids of the bed-chamber_, and so
-on! Still, such is the ignorance and debasement of the common people,
-and even of the better classes, that, although they pay for these
-expensive whimsicalities and barbarisms, and never by any chance share
-in the personal benefits, _they admire them_; and believe them to be,
-in some mysterious way, connected with their _glorious constitution and
-privileges_!
-
-I scarcely like to speak of the displays by the _braves_. These are
-those on horseback, those on foot, those with horses, and cannons
-mounted on wheels; and some who march partly, and partly ride. Our
-_Flowery Kingdom_ knows these armed bands, and how rude and disorderly
-they are. How they plunder and kill the defenceless, and burn and
-destroy! How fierce they are, and how reckless of order, even to their
-own chiefs!
-
-But I will refer to the main display of these armed bands. Once or
-twice in twelve moons, all the bands being assembled, are divided into
-two parts. Each part has a great Chief at the head, with horsemen,
-footmen, and those with the wheeled-cannon.
-
-One of these Divisions is sent to a distance, and the other is kept at
-hand. Then the one near is commanded to act as if the distant force was
-an enemy, who, having landed, was marching into the country to subdue
-it. In this way, it is intended to teach the armed bands to march,
-countermarch, hide, seek, advance, retreat, get into ambuscade, get
-out of it, rush up hills, rush down hills, cross rivers, make bridges,
-construct roads; _pretend_ to blow up and to construct earth-forts;
-_pretend_ to charge, to fire, to shoot, to rush with horses, to swiftly
-move and fire the cannons, each against the other; to skirmish in
-small squads [kong], and fight in large bands--in fine, to carry on a
-_Military campaign_ (as the Barbarians term this prodigious nonsense).
-Some one said to me, "A very _sham pain_." It seemed to me no sham to
-the soldiers--so far as _toil_ is concerned.
-
-How, in carrying out this tomfoolery [hen-di-ho-ty], bands of armed
-men may be seen scattered over a wide range of country. Smoke of
-fire-arms and reports of the cannons may be seen and heard, in
-different parts--and a quiet traveller may be surprised to see suddenly
-a band of men, armed, rapidly approaching, with the bright steel
-glistening in the sun; and, levelling these steel-spears affixed to the
-fire-arms, see them rush, _pell-mell_, upon a row of bushes, firing
-and shouting--then, suddenly recoiling, rush back and hurry to shelter
-behind some _other row_! Then cannon will bang, and smoke will rise
-from among trees near the place; and the horses will be seen advancing
-rapidly, dragging after them the cannon, which, being planted on a
-hill, fire and bang away; then, all at once, some great braves, with
-feathers flying, and swords flashing, will rush directly upon the
-cannon, even right into the mouths!
-
-Then _pell-mell_ other horsemen, cutting and slashing with long swords,
-and firing off little fire-arms, will be seen; and soon long lines of
-foot-braves will appear among the trees and bushes, and some will rush
-upon the others, and others rush upon them, firing and banging away,
-in a manner very surprising; and this is a _sham-fight_. Sometimes
-the braves get so excited that they really do fight in good earnest.
-As there is nothing but powder in the fire-arms, the danger is in
-the swords and spears, which are sometimes so used in the heat and
-excitement that many braves are really hurt.
-
-When all is over the head braves of the two forces make Reports of the
-doings of their respective divisions, complimenting the braves and the
-head men upon their discipline and order.
-
-On one occasion the Royal Prince and his attendants rode directly upon
-the mouths of a battery of cannon. Now the whole idea of the _Sham_
-is that everybody is to conduct himself precisely _as if_ the doings
-were real. Any head-brave who forgets this is disorderly and liable to
-punishment. What would have been the fate of the Royal party had the
-cannon which they rode directly upon, been charged with balls as well
-as powder! It is not to be found, however, that the Great Brave in his
-Report referred to this extraordinary exploit of the Royal Prince.
-
-With an enemy, real, deadly, strong, advancing into the country, then
-indeed the braves would have work which would stir all their wits and
-nerve all their strength. Marches in rain and mud; toilsome nights;
-work in the ditches; cold and biting winds; wakeful and wearisome
-watchings; all endured manfully, and hardly noticed _because it is
-real_. Even a pauper disdains make-believe toil, and takes the pittance
-tendered for it as an insult. To the common man all this labour and
-exposure is very hard and very real--all the more so, because it is
-mere noise and smoke. No wonder that he is careless and indifferent; no
-wonder that he curses the nonsense which wearies him without giving him
-any satisfaction. Show him true, honest need; where the enemy of his
-tribe lurks, and he is alert, active; calls up all his intelligence,
-looks to his arms, looks about him, and feels no fatigue. But this--he
-loses discipline, and is really demoralised by a _Sham_.
-
-Still the Barbarians greatly admire all this noise and blustering;
-and the Head-Braves fancy that the bands are improved in order and
-in knowledge of arms; that they would really understand how to meet
-a genuine enemy more skilfully, by having _made-believe_ to fight a
-friend. All human experience shows the opposite of this to be true;
-for the _sham_ is certain to _entail_ some of its mischief and injure
-the very qualities which it is supposed to improve. In the nature of
-things this affair cannot be good. The object is a sham--everything,
-therefore, about it is sham. The fight is a sham, and the fighter is a
-sham-brave, and, therefore, worthless. Who doubts that he is injured by
-this pitiful work?
-
-When these armed bands march in the displays made on public occasions,
-then, knowing that they are doing true work with a true object, they
-enter into it with spirit. Every man feels himself to be a part of a
-fine whole, and interests himself to do his best. These displays of the
-numerous armed men, marching with banners, bright swords and spears,
-with cannon, great troops of horses, long columns of glittering steel
-flashing in the sun, with brilliant coverings and gay colours, and
-the loud clanging music--these attract great multitudes. Whilst the
-High-Caste Braves, on grand horses, clothed in bright armour and steel,
-prance about and order the bands of braves. All are quiet and orderly,
-and preserve due restraint. One would not know that these are the same
-turbulent, untrained, reckless, and cruel plunderers and murderers, who
-devastate the homes of peaceful people beyond the seas.
-
-I did not see the big fire-ships, for it was not permitted to me. Or
-rather it would have been very uncomfortable indeed, for the rude and
-insolent Barbarians in the ships know nothing of ordinary politeness
-and civility. They jeer my illustrious country and people, and mock at
-us with the brutality of conceited and barbaric ignorance. I was told
-that the big ships perform a great many movements, firing off the great
-cannons, and moving about each other, and pretending to fight--in this
-way to teach the head officers and the men how to manage the vessels,
-and how to fire the enormous guns, and how to shoot the big balls and
-fire-bombs, and other horrible things, in the most destructive way.
-Sometimes an old vessel is allowed to float on the waves, and the
-fire-ships shoot off the cannon balls against the hull, to see how soon
-they can destroy, burn, or sink it. Sometimes they send against it a
-curious machine filled with gun-powder, which, sinking under the old
-hull, suddenly blows up, raising the great mass entirely out of the
-sea, and utterly destroying it! So ingenious are these fierce tribes of
-the West in all contrivances for the destruction of mankind!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
-OF THE EMPLOYMENTS OF THE PEOPLE, AND ASPECTS OF DAILY LIFE.
-
-
-I have spoken quite at length of the English Barbarians as
-_traders_--these form a large portion of the whole. Below these are the
-lowest caste, workers, beggars, and thieves. The tillers of the land
-make a great part of the workers; then those who toil in the mines,
-shops, and great factories; lastly, mere day-labourers of all sorts.
-
-The tillers of land are wretchedly poor. In the years of their strength
-they just keep from starvation, living in hovels hardly fit for a
-brute, and not so good as the _Master's_ dog-kennel. When strength goes
-they become idle, paupers, and die in the poor-house [do-zen-di].
-
-The mine-workers delve in the dark bowels of the earth for coal, iron,
-copper, tin, and other minerals. No beast works in more dirt, nor under
-more brutal circumstances. Out of the light of day, far below, in
-pitchy blackness, illumined only by the faint light of a lamp fastened
-to his head, the _serf_ toils--exposed to death from suffocation, by
-the falling-in of earth, from great outbursts of water, from accidents
-of many kinds, and from the fearful _explosions_! He gets more
-money--but in the light of day, when he has cleansed himself from some
-of his weight of filth, the gin and beer shop give him the readiest and
-only resource! The lives of these toilers and of their families are
-scarcely imaginable. An explosion sometimes destroys nearly a whole
-village!
-
-The vast numbers, men, women, and children, who labour in shops and
-factories of all kinds, present a very uniform appearance of misery
-and degradation. They swarm in the great towns, amid the _débris_
-[kon] of coal and iron works, and in the _purlieus_ of the places of
-labour--dirty, noisome, barbarous. No High-Caste, unless by mistake,
-ever goes among them; and even the lower avoid them. Worked by their
-task-masters all the day, from early morning till late at night, for
-such pittance as may keep them _at work_, what can be expected? Young
-girls and lads work together; there is no decency (there hardly can
-be), connections are formed, children come; but who is to care _for
-them_? What can describe truly the actual state of things?
-
-When work is over, weary, without respect from others, and feeling
-none, therefore, for themselves; no decent home, wife and children
-draggled and wretched like themselves, where else to go but to the warm
-and brilliant-lighted drink-places? Here is warmth, shelter, comforting
-drink. Is it surprising that these, _the only homes_, take nearly all
-earnings; and that the small remainder gives to the bare rooms, ragged
-garments, and squalid wives and children, that aspect of misery and
-brutishness? Whole quarters of towns are given up to this degradation.
-The portals of Temples, the porticoes of grand edifices, the very steps
-of public charities, are crowded with these victims of ignorance
-and selfishness--a selfishness peculiar to the cold nature of these
-Barbarians, and which receives its finest and most exquisite polish
-among the High-Caste. I speak of the steps of Charity Halls, where
-relief is supposed to be given to the starving; but on the very steps
-misery may find its last, wretched repose.
-
-It seems to be accepted as _inherent in the nature_ of things that this
-abounding debasement and wretchedness, wherein _crime_ breeds by an
-inexorable law, _must be_. The crime must be watched and kept within
-bounds, and guards must carefully repress the disorders of this foul
-_shame_, but the thing itself is inherent and ineradicable. It may be
-so to the barbaric nature.
-
-The ordinary labourers of all descriptions, in the street, in the
-shipping-docks, in waiting upon the artificers, in the digging,
-toiling, manual employments, differ not much from their _congeners_
-[re-la-tsi] in the factories and mines. Their habits are the same. All
-are alike really _serfs_, taking no notice of the refinements and the
-enjoyments of the higher-castes, and being everywhere rigidly avoided
-by them. On a sunny day, if you walk in a public garden, you will see
-some of these miserable beings lying about on the grass, stretched
-out in the sun, asleep. By no chance will they occupy any place which
-is usually used by the upper castes, nor will any of these, by any
-chance (short of dire need), ever speak to or notice one of these low
-creatures. Sometimes an open green space will present an appearance
-like a battle-field after a combat. These _serfs_ scattered around,
-here one or two perfectly still, there some just turning or raised
-upon elbow; sometimes an old crone resting upon a recumbent man; most,
-perfectly still and flat, give an aspect of dead and dying strewn over
-the field. Occasionally men and women will be cuddled close together
-for warmth; in truth, this grassy, sunny couch, is to them a luxury.
-
-The aspect of these day-labourers as they lounge, or slouch [gr-utn]
-idly about the streets, is repulsive and curious. They seem unable
-to stand up. Whether from the nature of their toil, or from mere
-shiftlessness, I know not. But they never do stand erect, and slouch
-along from one beer-shop corner to another, till they can _lean_ or
-_lie down_. They cluster about the corners by beer and gin shops,
-rarely molesting any one, but frequently noisy and quarrelsome among
-themselves. They carry their strong passions and strong drink to their
-wretched haunts where crime and violence are rife. Women and children
-of this class are also at these drinking places, and give a feature to
-the degradation of unusual repulsiveness. These beer and gin shops, in
-low quarters of a town, are prolific of riot and crime, but abounding
-everywhere, in parts more decent, the police [ta-pki] are forced to
-be more watchful. A striking illustration of the callousness of the
-High-Caste is, that they derive their own revenues largely from this
-very degradation of the _serfs_--for an immense tax is paid by them
-upon the beer and gin which they consume--and this tax enures wholly to
-the benefit of the High-Caste. In the Law-making _House_, therefore,
-whenever some good man wishes to moderate this excessive evil of drink
-and drunkenness; pointing out how _Crime_ takes root and flourishes,
-and vice spreads from these drinking-places; how the whole community
-suffers; he is laughed at and pointed at, and made odious to these
-miserable creatures, as one who would deprive the _poor man_ of his
-Beer! In this connection of the serf with the rich man's revenue, it
-is convenient to say "_the poor man_;" on ordinary occasions, the
-"_drunken beast_," or the "_brute_," would be more likely.
-
-There are parts of great towns where decent people never go unless by
-sheer need, and where in the night they would not go unless accompanied
-by a policeman. Nothing can describe the aspect of the dark courts and
-streets, of the mean and filthy buildings, shops, and dens! Nastiness,
-foul smells, dirty shambles and garbage; doors and windows smashed and
-stuffed with rags; gutters festering with impurities; and the human
-vermin swarming like maggots in rotten flesh! Upon _this_ foundation
-the palaces of the rich and the vast stone Temples rest; one wonders
-that they do not sink into it.
-
-It is a great boast of the English Barbarians that "a slave cannot
-breathe in England." At first, when I heard this, I supposed that it
-meant that he would die under the conditions of life awaiting him--he
-would not be able to _breathe_--and therefore slaves were unable to
-live in the land. But the boast merely means that it is not permitted
-to add _black_ slaves from abroad; they cannot live in England; nor
-do I think they could. I do not comprehend the boast, unless on the
-ground that it would be an expensive as well as useless cruelty to land
-even _blacks_, merely to have the trouble and cost of burying their
-carcases.
-
-I have called these low-castes _Serfs_, disregarding the barbarian
-_fiction_ which calls them _free_. Not long since they were slaves
-under precise law; now they are so by universal custom. When they were
-legal _slaves_ they had some care and protection; there was _a tie_
-existing between master and servant; hearty service and affectionate
-concern rendered the relation not merely supportable, but positively
-advantageous. The tie is severed; there is neither hearty service nor
-affectionate concern. The master possesses everything as before, but he
-is no longer _obliged_ to maintain his labourers. These are numerous;
-they must work or starve. Whilst they _work_ they get enough perhaps
-to live; no longer able to work, mere pauper-life in poorhouses and
-the pauper's grave await them. Nor do the masters even pay for these;
-they have cunningly contrived to have the expense borne by all who have
-anything to be taxed. Thus the severance of the ancient tie has only
-enriched the High-Castes and freed them from all obligation to care for
-the labourer, and sunk him into a condition of hopeless and debasing
-poverty. The freedom is all on the strong side; the _slavery_ more
-abject and less softened by humane sentiments.
-
-Now there are a few, who have some dim perceptions of these so obvious
-features to a disinterested spectator. They see that it is a poor
-compensation to the wretched misery which holds thousands hopelessly in
-its grasp, to point out an occasional accident of escape--where some
-one, more gifted and more fortunate than his fellows, happens to rise
-into comfort and slight esteem! These noble men, the harbingers of
-light, who try to see and to act honestly, in spite of early prejudice
-and habit, perceive that there is no hope for these _serfs_, unless
-they can be moved with a higher interest. They think they discover a
-chance to move them by offering them _knowledge_, without, or nearly
-without, cost. But it is doubtful if they be not too low, too brutal,
-to care for _knowing_ anything. Then, "they must be forced to send the
-children, to be taught--_they must be whipped to School_." This is
-resented as an outrage on the _freedom_ of the serf--as an invasion of
-his family rights--as a positive, additional, tax and burden. For he
-gets _something_ from the petty work, or from the begging or thieving
-of the children, and now the Master takes _that_! Yet, probably, this
-is one needful thing--to take the children into the hands of the State,
-in every case where the natural guardian is unfit to properly care for
-them. But the State cannot _half_ take them. It cannot take anything
-of the present pittance, and claim to have compensated by giving words
-instead. It is cruel to say to him who starves in body, "Starve--I feed
-the mind!" A poor parent cannot receive even knowledge in exchange for
-bread. And it cannot be asked of him, in his low estate, to exchange
-the little added support of the child's wage for the, to him, useless
-words of knowledge. In the face of want one cares only for bread!
-Therefore, the State which teaches must also feed the poor--or see to
-it that the honest poor be first fed. If the parent can only feed by
-the help of the child, the State must not arbitrarily assume to be
-Master and Judge--saying, "Come to school--and starve, if must be."
-
-The High-Caste, secretly, clog and obstruct all attempts to raise
-the low. Learning belongs to the master--ignorance to the serf. It
-is enough for _him_ to obey and work. There will always be poor, and
-vicious poor. It is better to merely watch and guard against an _Evil_,
-for which there is no remedy. To give instruction to the low-orders,
-is to arm demagogues with a dangerous weapon. "'A little knowledge is
-a dangerous thing'--it only enables the multitude to see just what it
-suits the purpose of the _Agitator_ to show! There is nothing but evil
-in these grand measures. All must be left to individual effort; and to
-the Priests. These must work as comes in their way; instructing those
-who wish, and encouraging those who dutifully obey, and attend to the
-labours imposed upon them by divine Providence" (Meaning, that _Jah_
-has ordained, from all time, that some must be "_Hewers of wood and
-drawers of water_"--a quotation from the _Sacred Writings_).
-
-In this manner, the High-Caste, when it condescends to the subject at
-all, dismisses it. Indeed, this Caste, the Master-Caste, really feels
-no other concern in the low orders, but a concern for their peaceful
-subjection. To this point they direct so much care, as to have always
-trained bands of braves, and strong, picked, well-ordered men, called
-_Police, ready at hand_. So, in case the wretched, degraded, and
-despised serfs and thieves, should dare to raise any stir, disturbing
-the ease and enjoyment of the luxurious High-Caste, they may be shot
-down without mercy!
-
-Necessarily, the elevation of the low-classes will be very gradual.
-Many of the Priests, wishing to enlarge and maintain the influence of
-the _Superstition_, actively exert themselves among the honest and
-industrious poor. And some of these Bonzes are as benevolent as the
-traditions of their Caste and of their Idolatry will permit.
-
-It is doubtful if the present condition of the masses of the English
-Barbarians be so manly and independent as ages ago--when they were
-sufficiently intelligent to move in their own cause, and were really of
-some importance in the State. Unfortunately, they did remove from their
-necks the pressure of immediate, personal service, only to accumulate
-upon them, _as a Class_, the whole weight of the landed and trading
-interests. As a whole, therefore, they are more servile, more abject,
-and more dependent; and the few individuals who may raise themselves
-above the level of their class cannot even flatter themselves in this
-to have gained. There never was a time when these individuals did not
-exist--it is not clear that their numbers have increased.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.
-
-OF THE HIGH CASTES: SOME PARTICULARS OF THEIR DOMESTIC AND SOCIAL
-CUSTOMS.
-
-
-In this chapter I shall try to show some of the peculiarities of the
-opposite extreme of Barbarian life. From ignorant poverty, verging upon
-crime, crime and vice; we are taken to luxury, also verging upon crime,
-crime and vice--though under very different forms. The All-wise and
-Sovereign Lord knows how to judge each class of offenders!
-
-The High-Caste is very exclusive--it will not, if it can avoid it,
-notice one of a lower order; and never will do so unless it has some
-selfish end in view. This cold-bloodedness characterizes all Castes.
-When the Barbarians, therefore, chance to meet, and being of near
-Castes, cannot be distinguished by dress, they never touch or address
-each other--but stare rudely up and down the person, to see if it will
-be _safe_ to be civil, the one to the other.
-
-In general, however, the two Higher-Castes present so many features in
-common, that a spectator may regard them as one. Both look upon all
-useful occupation as shameful; and whilst it is hard to call up a blush
-for anything mean, detection in any honest work covers with confusion!
-
-The women of this Caste appear everywhere in public, with the same
-boldness as men. They dress in laces, silks, satins, velvets; richest
-furs, feathers, shawls, and scarfs. Are so addicted to these things,
-and to costly jewels, and ornaments of gold, precious stones, and the
-like, that a fortune is often carried upon and about a fine Lady.
-(_Lady_ is for the female like Lord for a male). In truth, a Lady only
-lives for two purposes--_to dress_, and _to marry_. I ought to add
-another, but whether it be subordinate or chief I know not; in fact, I
-hardly know what it is. We have no very near word. It is a _something_
-of which you hear constantly--_to flirt_. To dress, it is necessary _to
-shop_ [keat-hi]. This, is to buy the innumerable articles which make
-up a fine Lady's wardrobe and personal appointments. Heaven and earth,
-and all the lands beyond the great seas, are ransacked to gratify the
-insatiate demands of Barbarian High-Caste women. The finest paints for
-the cheeks and eyelids, the most precious stones for the ears, the
-neck, the wrists, the fingers; the most delicate perfumes, the pure
-gold, the richest furs and feathers, spices, oils; the laces, scarfs,
-silks, embroideries;--an endless variety. Shopping is, therefore, the
-serious occupation (subsidiary to husband-catching and _flirting_) of
-ladies. Many ruin themselves, or their fathers, their husbands, or
-relatives, in this expensive luxury of idle vanity. High-Caste women
-show themselves in public, sometimes on foot, but, more generally,
-lolling, with poodles in lap, within open, grand carriages, drawn by
-great, high-stepping horses. (Poodles are nasty dogs). They attend the
-Temples, waited upon by _solemn_ servants, clothed in showy colours,
-and bearing ostentatiously the _Sacred_ books. They are conspicuous,
-when at the Temple, for audibly accompanying the Priest in the
-Invocations and Confessions: "_miserable offenders_" seeming to be a
-phrase rolled like a sweet morsel, and having a savour of repentance
-and humility, very edifying!
-
-The men do not appear very numerously with the women--leaving them to
-do as they please. The men going off to their own exclusive pleasures:
-gambling, betting, racing, boating, hunting, and other things equally
-useful and improving.
-
-All through the night, which is the time of High-Caste revelry, the
-streets where the great live resound with the noise of the carriages,
-constantly busy with the transporting of the High-Castes to and from
-the Theatres, the Dances, the places of Amusements, the Dinners,
-the Parties, Routs, and visits. To mark the difference of the Upper
-from the Lower, time itself is reversed; night is taken for life
-and sport, and the day for rest, gossip [Quen], and _shopping_. In
-nothing could the difference be more striking. The luxuriousness
-of mere self-indulgence, which takes no heed of the usual order of
-nature, and does not suspect that day has any better use! When in the
-country, there is the same round of busy nothings. Visits, feasting,
-drinking--dancing, routs, and parties. Women taking the lead everywhere
-and in everything. Here, as in town, the business of life with women is
-to flirt, to marry, to dress--the last should be first.
-
-The men add to the follies of women some things more robust, but not
-more useful. Betting, horse-racing, riding over country with dogs,
-pursuing timid creatures--or gambling, drinking, and feasting.
-
-When I first arrived in England, I was amazed, and supposed all women
-were _shameless_ [ba-tsi] that I saw, whenever I went in public. In
-our Flowery Land this class [ba-tsi], under the strictest survey and
-care of the magistrates, are barely tolerated, and forced to the most
-scrupulous decorum of dress and conduct. With us no modest woman of any
-rank ever appears in public. Therefore my surprise and astonishment
-may be imagined. Afterwards these were moderated, and I could make
-allowances for the force of custom. None the less the custom is
-remarkable, and will receive attention elsewhere.
-
-The mode of dress is simply wonderful. It is ever changing and ever
-indelicate and monstrous--especially for women. When I first saw one
-of these with a huge _hunch_ on the top of her back, I thought the
-person was afflicted with an enormous _tumour_; but when I observed
-the same thing on all hands, I saw my mistake. The great hunch was
-no more than a machine placed on top of the seat, under the outer
-garments. The effect is something amazing. The women in walking also
-wear the robe drawn as tightly as possible back and over the hips, so
-as to display the whole form from head to foot in front, and also in
-rear, excepting at the back-seat where the protuberance is. Here the
-clothes are clustered, and hang down in a trail upon the ground! The
-feet are thrust into very high-heeled shoes, or boots; so, in walking,
-the woman stoops mincingly forward with short, unsteady steps, as if
-pinched at the toes, rattling her heels upon the pavement, and tossing
-her back-gear and headdress, and showing off to an astonished observer
-(unused to the apparition) something to be remembered! On every little
-occasion taking up her _trail_, and discovering legs and ankles.
-
-At home, when receiving male and female friends to dinner, the women
-do as they please--also in dances, routs, and the like. I was invited,
-soon after my arrival, to dine. I had looked at a _Book of rites_
-and ceremonies for the great, and hoped to get on tolerably well. On
-arriving, my first mistake was to address the servant as Illustrious,
-taking him for the master. In many houses the servant, dressed like
-the master (being much more of a man in appearance), may well be
-taken for him; but in some houses the servants are made to wear
-_badges and colours_ of their station. Women are very choice about
-these men-servants, and will not have one unless he have very large,
-well-formed _calves_ [fa-tze]. I have heard that the rogues supply this
-requirement by adding so much fine hay to the leg as will give due
-swell and figure!
-
-Upon being shown up to the room, where I was to address myself first to
-the _Lady_--the Illustrious wife--I made my next blunder. The lady was
-large, full of flesh, rather red, with bright eyes. Another lady, just
-moving away, trailed her long robe suddenly before me--my foot caught
-and held her. She turned her white shoulders upon me, frowned--at the
-moment I stumbled, and recovered myself awkwardly, with open hands full
-upon the ample bosom of the Illustrious! Ah, my confusion! I could not
-recover my composure. I could see nothing but necks, shoulders, backs,
-bosoms of women, and eyes flashing at me--heads, and feathers and
-jewels--lights, noise, confusion! I got away--never knew how.
-
-Women, when undressed in this indelicate way, are said to be in _full
-dress_. I think this is a sly sarcasm of the men. The men, however,
-dress in a manner not at all better. When in full dress, they put
-on a ridiculous close garment, slit up behind, and very scant, with
-two tails, which pretend to cover the hinder parts. The _trowsers_
-(an "unmentionable" article for the legs), no more than the _under_
-garment worn by us, is the only covering for the legs and lower part of
-the body! Imagine the indelicacy! In this style of _full dress_, the
-women and men of the High-Caste Barbarians meet and mingle together
-everywhere, and at all feasts, revelries, and dances.
-
-In the shows within-doors the same mode prevails. At the public
-spectacles, in full view of thousands, ladies sit exposed to the gaze
-of men, who often level at them the magnifying glasses taken for
-the purpose! Critically examining the exhibition before them from a
-distance of twenty feet [tu-fai].
-
-The dress of women on horseback is as follows:--The head is covered
-with a man's head-gear, round, hard, high, black in colour, with a
-narrow rim. The bust and body are just as tightly fitted as possible,
-the hips and figure exposed in exact shape (how much _made up_ no one
-can more than conjecture), and the legs covered by the dress falling
-over them long and full. The woman sits on a side-saddle, one leg
-well up over a horn of the saddle near the front top, and the other
-supported with the foot in a steel rest. She is lifted by a male
-servant, relative, or friend, into her perch. And when she, with the
-little whip in hand, takes up the long strips of leather by which she
-guides the horse, and starts off, there is a show the most curious!
-Up and down, with every motion of the horse, she _bobs_ [Ko-bys],
-exposing, to any one looking after her, the most precise model of
-herself! but in an attitude and costume so remarkable, that I never saw
-even the accustomed Barbarians disregard an opportunity to see _this
-show_, however indifferent they may usually be. Nor do I think that the
-Barbarian women esteem any exhibition of themselves superior to this.
-
-In the country you will see several apparitions of this kind, urging
-their flying horses after men and dogs, all chasing _pell-mell_ some
-poor hare, which, running for cover, is pursued by a crowd of men and
-women on horseback, with dogs, yelping, barking, men blowing horns and
-shouting; the women on the horses leaping over fences, ditches, and
-urging their horses as wildly, boldly as the men--and sometimes in
-all respects as skilfully and well! This Sport is considered by the
-Barbarians to be very manly--nor do they consider a broken back, or
-even neck, as any objection to it!
-
-The _Rout_ is a favourite amusement with the High-Castes. So named from
-the confusion of armed men when _routed_--put to flight. It is to get
-together just as many people of both sexes as possible. With no sort
-of regard to the size of the house, but only to show how many of the
-High-Caste will respond to the invitation.
-
-In full _undress_ the ladies and _gentlemen_ (Barbarian style for any
-High-Caste man) crowd into the house. Every stairway, every hall,
-room, chamber is filled. Refreshments are provided, but the flux and
-reflux of the people render all eating and drinking very difficult. The
-women flash in jewels, pendants in the ears, sparkling brilliants on
-arms, busts, ornaments of flowers and gems in the hair, jewelled fans
-in hand, perfumed laces and scarfs, tinted, and flushed, and adorned,
-exposed to bewilder and intoxicate the men--in fine, in the pursuit of
-husbands, or bent upon flirtations! These entertainments are designed
-for the very purpose of excitement and match-making. "_Society_ is kept
-alive--life is made endurable by these things," the High-Caste women
-say. They have no other business but to attend to such matters; and to
-them _Society_ looks to save it from dissolution and despair!
-
-In the _Rout_ all is confusion and opportunity. The young people,
-the old people, the highest and the lowest (permissible), are thrown
-promiscuously together. Women and men mingle, jostle, jamb, crowd,
-wriggle, and writhe together as best they can. The young lady suddenly
-finds herself quite in the arms of the young man who has saved her from
-a fall; and he, in turn, "_begs pardon_" of some woman, into whose lap
-he has almost been thrown by a sudden press.
-
-Acquaintances may be made, _flirtations_ begun, ending in something or
-nothing. But _Society_ has had its excitement, and its members their
-chances for mere idle display, gossip, sensual gratification, or
-the more serious business of High-life--_fortune-hunting_ by men and
-_husband-catching_ by women! The _Waltz and Dance_ are, however, the
-great game (for they are really one) of Barbarian life. Every Caste,
-according to its ability, dances--the low imitating, to their best, all
-the "_airs and graces_," dress and _flirtations_ of their superiors. In
-the Waltz, when the music strikes up, the man takes the woman about the
-waist, standing with the other dancers in the middle of the floor, and
-she leans upon his shoulder interlocking the fingers of her disengaged
-hand in his. In this close position, they begin to wheel around,
-around; one couple follows another about the clear space left for
-them, till many couples are seen twirling, whirling about, around to
-the sound of the music--ever in this wild, whirling sort of a gallop,
-following one after another, rapidly! The long trails of the woman are
-held up, the embroidered skirts fly out, the silken shoes and hose
-flash; she is held close and more closely in the supporting arm, her
-cheek almost touches, her bust, neck, and face glow with excitement,
-the eyes and jewels sparkle, the man and woman whirl about, till
-intoxicated, dazed, and nearly exhausted, she sinks upon his arm and
-motions for rest, and he half supports and half leads her to some soft
-bench or chair! Such briefly is the Waltz. The dance is the same thing
-nearly, only more variety of movement is introduced. The whole object
-is to bring the sexes together, and keep _Society_ alive, as before.
-_Flirtation_ and match-making being main elements of social life.
-
-The manners of the High-Caste are not really more refined than
-elsewhere; only there is a cool tone. Nothing must surprise, nothing
-confuse, nothing abash. A blush must be as rare as a laugh. A young
-woman seeing a young man gazing at her with bold admiration, must
-coolly _look him down_--if she please. His is an action of mere
-rudeness, or _should_ be, when directed to a virtuous woman: but
-no, "a man may gaze upon what is everywhere exhibited _for_ his
-admiration--may he not?" And yet, with strange inconsistency, a
-woman has a right to complain if a man, captivated by the very means
-designed, too rudely express his pleasure. And one man is required
-to chastise another for the rudeness to his relative, though he know
-that, in the nature of things, the female should expect what she
-encounters--and more, the complexity is further involved, that though
-one man must call another to account for this sort of rudeness, yet
-every man indulges in it!
-
-Young people, in public, of the two sexes, without shame appear in
-close intimacy--and will look upon statues and paintings of naked women
-and men, talking and criticizing, examining the works and looking at
-them in company, without confusion, or appearance of there being any
-indelicacy. As if, in fact, in the bosoms of the High-Caste there did
-not exist any of the passions of ordinary mortals!
-
-There are very numerous galleries of Art, where statues, paintings,
-pictures, models, and the like, are shown, which are always crowded
-by High-Caste women, children, and men. And shop-windows are made
-attractive by displays of pictures of nude, or half-nude, women
-and men, who act in the Plays, or who are notorious in Spectacles.
-This sort of indecency prevails; and strikes one, not used to it,
-with an unpleasant surprise. He knows not what to think of its
-significance--have all his ideas of decency been indecent?
-
-I am not able to say much of the interior life of the family. I was
-told that a happy family was rare--quite an exception. It is only
-_where the wife rules_ that any peace is secured. The wife is allowed
-to do, generally, in Society and at home, as she will. The husband goes
-off to _his_ pastimes and pursuits. Children whilst young are committed
-to the care of servants, and when older sent away to be educated and
-trained by hirelings.
-
-The daughters, when grown, often move the jealousy of the mother by
-attracting more attention from men--they are often _snubbed_ and made
-to dress unbecomingly, so that the mother may shine.
-
-Marriage among the High-Caste is an arrangement for an _establishment_;
-and to secure the succession of family name and title. To these ends
-great care is given to the money question. The man demands money for
-taking the wife. Domestic happiness is hardly thought of; unless,
-occasionally, by very young people, and they are laughed out of their
-ridiculous romance.
-
-In the marriage ceremony, the wife, in the presence of the Idols, and
-following the Invocations of the Priest, solemnly promises to obey
-the husband. But this is regarded as a mere form. Any husband who
-undertakes to enforce obedience, finds himself branded by _Society_,
-as a "brute!" Much of the infelicity in marriage rests upon this false
-basis. For, with the virile instinct, man naturally expects obedience;
-yet has, in his unmarried days, fallen in with the false notion of
-woman's superiority in delicacy and moral virtue. This peculiar
-affectation colours all Barbarian intercourse with the sex. It has its
-root in the _Superstition_, possibly; where an immaculate virgin gives
-birth to a _Son_ of god-_Jah_! who is the Christ-god. Thus, woman came
-to be mother of God!
-
-From this, very likely, followed all the false worship and gallantry of
-the barbarians; who still, keeping up this mode of treating women as
-superior in excellency, could scarcely deny to them a superior place
-in the family. Assumed to be absolutely chaste and pure, they are
-to be implicitly trusted--nor _to them_ is there impropriety! Hence
-follows the _fine Art_ exhibitions--the undress dress; the waltz; the
-mixed crowds--the _everything_, where women, according to the ordinary
-feelings of cultivated men, should not be, or be in a very different
-way. But the man before marriage, and afterwards, too, (excepting to
-his own wife), pretends to look upon woman as a divinity--as something
-far above him in moral goodness! _After_ marriage, it is difficult
-to dethrone this divinity--the man has not a divinity at the head of
-his family; but all his friends (male friends) pretend to think so;
-Society says so; and he is _himself_ compelled to _pretend to the same
-thing_. Under these circumstances he will never be likely to get much
-obedience. None the less, a struggle commences; the man persistent,
-strong; the woman unyielding, crafty; the family divided; the children
-demoralized; a false and wretched farce of conjugal _Play_, so badly
-acted as to deceive not even _Society!_ and finally ending in the
-Divorce Court.
-
-This is the tribunal where _Causes Matrimonial_ are settled; and, if
-one may judge from its Reports in the _Gazette_, conjugal contention
-is exceedingly common. For the public cases must be few, compared with
-those where publicity is avoided by private arrangement.
-
-Doubtless, a fine man and an excellent woman may unite, and live
-happily together, in spite of the unfavourable conditions. But, more
-commonly, the high-minded man, really believing in the superior purity
-of the sex, and her greater moral delicacy, finds his _Ideal_ to be too
-high; and without absolute cause to quarrel; in fact, seeing that his
-Ideal was _itself_ only an error of the prevailing delusion; ever after
-struggles to bring himself into harmony with the existing fact--to
-love and respect a woman and only a woman, with a woman's vanity, love
-of excitement, frivolity and caprice--a very weary work. The woman,
-too, still flattered, and exacting the devotion which her _lover_
-(now her husband) gave to her in his days of delusion, thinks herself
-treated with coldness; and, gradually, by her unreasonable complaints,
-estranges altogether the husband, whom she, too, tries to forget, in
-the admiration, flatteries, and excitements of Society!
-
-The affectation and falsity, therefore, respecting woman, tends to a
-fundamental error in the relation of the sexes and the ordering of the
-family. It is a strange and almost fatal error to give this exaltation
-to woman. No doubt, a real trust and respect tend to secure, in some
-degree, the virtues accorded; and this true respect of an honest
-man, who places his wife, or his relative, before himself in purity,
-challenges the best of nature in the female. But man has reversed the
-true order, and run counter to the true instinct of the race (quite as
-strong in the female as in himself), when he thus puts woman before
-him, in anything. What authority is there for this reversal of the
-natural order? Why is woman more moral, more chaste? There is nothing
-in the nature of things, why the man, here, as in all things, should
-not be, as he is, the superior--the master. In morals he should be her
-guide, her teacher, her best support. That Society is, indeed, unsound,
-wherein the man may be low and sensual, and fancy, or pretend to fancy,
-that the woman is better than himself--it is a delusion. Man gives the
-real character to any Society--the woman will not be, cannot be better
-than the man. The English Barbarians, in spite of the absurd falsity
-of their customs, must have some tolerably happy families. The innate
-perception of the eternal fitness of things will cause many couples to
-arrive at a proper method. The wife, without exactly admitting it, even
-to herself, submits to her husband; and the husband, without exactly
-commanding (except in rare instances), feels that he is really the head
-of the house--and the family gets on pretty smoothly, because living in
-the natural order. But, in general, the struggle for mastery destroys
-either the existence of the family, or all attempts at affectionate
-ways of living. To avoid public scandal, the members do not actually
-separate; but all harmony and true domestic life are lost--and life is
-a dismal and disorderly rout.
-
-The exaltation of the sex and the complete freedom allowed to them
-belong to a state of society, if any such there be, where man is
-still _more_ excellent. There, indeed, a bright and beautiful ideal
-is made real, and men and women know how to love and to obey; and
-love is as true as the respect and the obedience. The Barbarians,
-full of immorality, of rudeness, of strong passions, of selfishness,
-controlled by a false conception founded in their Idolatry, act, in
-respect of their women, as if purity, cultivation, generosity, and the
-highest morality, everywhere existed! This, so false, is well-nigh
-fatal to them. Yet, it is only an illustration of the uncultivated and
-confused state of mind, even in the highest, that so simple a thing
-as the natural order governing the relation of sex and family is not
-comprehended; and that their Society is saved from absolute wreck only
-by the strong and controlling instinct of nature, which, in spite of
-obstacles, does bring the female into subjection to the male--at least
-to an extent sufficient to make life possible!
-
-None the less the disorder of households is dreadful. Sons and
-daughters, as they grow strong, assert themselves [Quan-hang-ho].
-They act and speak (and in this follow the wife and mother) as if the
-sole business of the father was to give the means of selfish, idle
-indulgence. This would not be so unjust among the High-Caste, but it
-descends to all grades, and the middle orders are content to see the
-father toil at his business till overworked, or ruined altogether, in
-his efforts to supply these daily exactions. No doubt he himself is a
-victim to the whole vicious falseness--yet the cold-bloodedness of this
-conduct on the part of children and wives is remarkable. "Obedience,"
-or "gratitude!"--Words sneered at, laughed at!
-
-The daughters, directed by _Mamma_ [na-ni-go], are taught to dress, to
-_look_ modest, to practise all those arts by which they may attract the
-male and secure husbands, and are exhibited in public places and in
-Society accordingly.
-
-The sons are sent off to be taught. In the _Halls of Learning_ they
-acquire but little of the knowledge paid for in the _Lists_, but a
-great deal of that which does not appear there. A youth may have
-entered, at least, honest, moral, and generous--he still leaves
-unlearned, but dishonest, corrupt, selfish--he has acquired that
-knowledge most sought for (even by his parents), a knowledge of the
-_World_ [Quang]! In truth, the youth instinctively feels that it
-is better for his success in life to know the World than to know
-Letters. He acts upon this feeling, which thrives in the demoralised
-atmosphere which he breathes. Father is called _Governor_, and is
-regarded as a sort of creature to be made the most of! The money
-allowed (perhaps too ample for really useful purposes) is spent in
-things foolish and hurtful. Money and time are wasted. The latter is
-valueless, to be sure, to these youths anywhere--but the money may be
-wrung from relatives, who put themselves on short diet to enable the
-son or brother (who is defrauding them) to appear well in _Society_!
-To perfect himself in the learning which he feels to be effective,
-he devises _new_ methods of wringing more money from the _Governor_,
-who begins to protest. To drink, smoke, lounge about with easy and
-cool impudence; to stare into the face of women; to bet, gamble; to
-get in debt, and curse the creditors who presume to ask for pay;
-to make, or pretend to make, love; and generally to lay broad and
-deep that moral and cultivated _elegance_, to take on that exquisite
-_polish_ [gla-mshi], which shall dazzle society; shall attract the
-silly butterflies (women) who have influence or money; shall, in fine,
-shine in the Grand Council, or at the head of armed bands, or to the
-illumination of the Courts of Law! Noble ambition, based upon manly
-principles! With the Barbarians to be a moral and wise man is to be a
-_milksop_ [Kou-bab]; to be _a polished man of the World_--admirable!
-
-The English Barbarians who are fathers, generally consider it rather a
-_joke_ to have their sons trick them and poke fun at the "_Governor_,"
-only it must be marked with some pretence of deference. If the "_young
-fellows_" do not positively disgrace the family--that is, marry some
-poor creature whom they have first debauched; or actually forge, or
-rob, or descend to improper friendships with inferior Castes--the
-parents esteem themselves to be fortunate. If he have acquired no
-knowledge of letters, nor of anything but vices, yet he is a "_fine,
-manly fellow_, who will make his mark in the world." That is, he is a
-tall, strong, active _Barbarian_--just fit for the armed bands!
-
-The infelicities and disorders of family life, which only prefigure
-the inevitable confusion and evils of the whole Society, are more
-intolerable among the Middle Castes. In the _Highest, secured revenues_
-enable the wife and the husband each to see as little of each other
-as they please; and so long as the husband is not stirred up by _Mrs.
-Grundy_ (who is not severe with this Caste) he cares but little what
-his wife may do. _He_ goes about his sports and his pleasures as he
-pleases; and his wife, not wishing to be looked after, does not look
-after him. On this free-and-easy footing, with no want of money (_Mrs.
-Grundy's decorum_ being observed), they get on well enough, and may
-even form quite a friendship for each other. But it is not possible to
-establish this condition in a family of small income--and here it is
-that the wretchedness of false principles has full scope. The husband
-and father, honest and good, finds himself mated to a woman, weak and
-vain, with children moulded by her. He, misled by false notions and
-ignorance, took to his heart one whom he fully trusted as simply true
-and modest; he took her for herself and without money, and flattered
-himself that she would be a helper and solace. She and her children
-have made him a miserable _slave_, who finds no quiet unless he satisfy
-all their clamorous demands--_to shine in Society_! If a good man, he
-tries to obey and live, even under exactions beyond his utmost efforts;
-for he has learned to see that his wife, though weak, is no worse than
-the Society which she loves, and which he also cannot escape; he is
-merely in a false position, and must largely thank himself for having
-heedlessly entered upon it!
-
-But this kind of man is not universal, and one may judge what follows,
-where there is a man who will not yield, or yields only because he no
-longer cares for anything but his personal ease and indulgence--seeking
-for pleasure, though unlawful, abroad, as the only recompense
-attainable for the loss of happiness at home!
-
-Such a man feels that life is insupportable, where he makes so wretched
-an object--to be merely the _mute beast_ of burden for the family,
-without receiving so much tenderness and consideration as is accorded
-to the dogs lolling in the lazy laps of the females of the house! He
-seeks, therefore, abroad for some means of enjoyment, though illicit!
-
-This sort of picture is to be seen everywhere in the Barbarian
-_Literature_, and is constantly shown in all its minute and miserable
-exhibition at the Courts of Divorce.
-
-Adultery, which in our _Flowery Land_ is punished by death, is not
-so much as a crime among the English Barbarians. And, as it is the
-chief cause for which the bond of marriage may be wholly severed, one
-may judge whether the Court do not encourage the immorality. For when
-parties wish to live apart, here is a way to secure it, lying directly
-in the path of desire and opportunity. Then, too, the _seduction_ of a
-maiden, which with us may be punished even to death, receives no sort
-of reprobation in the Court, and scarcely in Society. If the ruined
-girl be of low caste, her relatives feel no disgrace if the seducer be
-a High-Caste--rather an honour; receive from him some paltry sum (not
-so much as he lavishes upon some favourite dogs), and buy with the
-money a husband for her from her own Caste!
-
-With us a guilty _intrigue_ is almost unknown; with the Barbarians it
-is almost a pursuit.
-
-None the less, there is too much vigour in the organism; too much
-moral, intellectual, and physical strength, to suffer total decay. As
-is always the case, where the mind is active, even Idolatry itself has
-intermixed a pure morality, and the Barbarian nature, still unformed,
-untrained; still rude and stirred by passion and by force; wrestles
-with the divine _instinct_, and, unconsciously, often moulds to its
-light.
-
-Away from the glitter and _sham_ (sometimes _in it_, but not of it),
-there are quiet families which live lives of honour. The father works
-honestly and cheerfully; the wife, in her house, finds the beginning
-and end of her aims, of her love, and her duty. The husband-father is
-head; on him rests all responsibility, and to him belong _obedience_.
-This is not exacted; it is not questioned. It is founded in love
-and respect; love and loving obedience spontaneously arising from
-uncorrupted natures. _His_ whole being responds with unmeasured joy.
-Whatever is pure, high, tender; all are for these--his wife, his
-family; so true, so trusting, so helpful, so delightful. He feels no
-hardship; there can be no sacrifice, for these; all that is done is
-in harmony with himself. _Everywhere_ he is in accord. The very ills
-and misfortunes of life touch him not, for he is living in the _divine
-order_.
-
-And from such a man, the inside-life being serene, outer ills fall
-away. He is so clear and simple; so _whole_ that nature smiles for
-him, even in pain and sorrow; he lives in the presence and calm of the
-Sovereign Lord.
-
-These families are the _Salt_ which saves. Among the Barbarians they
-are generally obscure, and as wholly unconscious of the service which
-they render as are the glittering inanities which ignore them. This
-should be reversed, and the _Inanities_ sink into obscurity.
-
-I will now say a word or two as to the personal appearance and
-demeanour of the Barbarians. There is no standard of best-looking, and
-each tribe will judge from _its_ best type. In general the eyes are
-too prominent and open; the nose large and irregular; the teeth bad or
-false; the height indifferent; the figure either too lean or too fat.
-The hair all colours; red and light most common. The women are so made
-up, judging from the articles openly exposed for sale, that one cannot
-speak of them with any certainty. The hair, teeth, complexion, bust,
-outline of form, are all false or artistically got up. The eyes are too
-bold and open. The feet long, and hands large. Too tall, and either
-too meagre or too stout. The youth are sometimes pretty. The women are
-often brilliant under gaslight (a bright, artificial light). I have
-spoken of dress, but I may mention that the women, not content with
-every sort of _made-up_ thing to add to their attractions, pile upon
-their heads an enormity of false curls, bands of hair, laces, and high
-sort of head-ornaments; it is truly amazing. Some of these gewgaws are
-hung upon big pig-tails of false hair, and some are stuck high a-top.
-Nothing really can be more absurd, unless the false, mincing steps,
-and protruding back. Some women are beautiful; but to my unaccustomed
-looks, even the brilliant eyes could not blind me to so immodest an
-exhibition--or, to _me_, not modest--so instinctively do we demand that
-especial quality in the sex, as the crowning grace of true beauty.
-
-One thing of a personal kind in the habits of all, high and low, I
-remarked, which would be intolerable to us. A lady or a gentleman,
-whilst conversing with you, or at the table of feasting, will suddenly
-apply a handkerchief [mün-shi] to nose, and blow that organ in the most
-astounding manner; and this may be continued for some minutes, even
-accompanied by _hauks and spits_, and closed by many nice attentions
-to the orifices not worth while to describe. Surely this strange thing
-disconcerted me very greatly at first, nor do I understand how any
-people above savages could do it. A fine _lady_ will interrupt herself
-in the very midst of speech, or of eating, with spasmodic effort,
-to clear her head; emptying into her fine pocket-handkerchief the
-obnoxious matter, and then returning the article to her silken pocket.
-
-However, we should not expect refinement in a Society where the women
-may boldly mount a horse-back, and follow men and dogs over ditch and
-wall, urging her steed with the best, to come in to the death of the
-poor hunted creature. And this, a noble sport, fit for a lady! Nor
-this only, but will crowd to public spectacles, and be hustled and
-crowded promiscuously, forgetful of all delicate reserve. These habits
-are only to be criticised because of the boasted prëeminence claimed
-in all such matters. But what would be thought of our _Literati_
-piling into the mouth huge morsels of flesh, or of guzzling [kun-ki]
-(with a gulping noise in the throat), great swallows of a hot, greasy
-liquid, besmearing the lips and beard. The Barbarians know nothing of
-our delicate mode of eating, where all is silence and decorum whilst
-in the act. Another most unaccountable thing to a stranger is the
-robbery allowed by the servants of the High-Caste. If you accept of
-the hospitality of a great man, you must submit to be plundered by his
-servants; and, as a stranger cannot know the limits imposed upon this
-rapacity, it goes far to destroy all the pretence of graciousness in
-one's reception. When you have eaten at my Lord's table, to think you
-are to be _fleeced_ [pe-ekd] by my Lord's _flunki_!
-
-I was once invited by a High-Caste to come to his house in the country
-and shoot game. I accepted, and soon went into the copses to hunt for
-birds for the table. A servant accompanied me by command of his master,
-to show me the grounds and to wait upon me. He was very civil. The next
-day, upon my leaving, this man, decked in the livery [bung-shi] of
-his Lord, closely eyed and stuck to me, till, at length, I perceived
-he wanted something. Only partially aware of the Barbarian custom,
-and blushing at the idea of _feeing_ [tin-ti] or giving anything in
-return for hospitality, I awkwardly fumbled in my purse and handed to
-him a half-crown. He contemptuously looked at the silver piece, then
-at me; and remarked that the "_gentlemen_ of my Lord did not receive
-gratuities of that colour." Meaning that gold was only fit for such an
-exalted minion.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.
-
-OF THE APPEARANCE OF THE COUNTRY--AND OTHER THINGS.
-
-
-The country is so small, that, riding in the swift steam-chariots, it
-is traversed in an incredibly short time.
-
-In those parts not disfigured by the smoke vomited out from the huge
-fire-chimneys of factories, mines, and the like, nor by the nearness of
-great towns, the country presents a green and cultivated look; nearly
-as well tilled as our provinces, Quang-tun and Chiang-su. The villages,
-Temples with lofty towers, great Houses of the High-Castes, here and
-there; trees, gardens, smooth fields of fine verdure, over which cattle
-and sheep are feeding; rising hills and sheltered valleys, rich with
-copses, orchards, and groves--all seen in moving views--give an aspect
-of peace, comfort, and wealth. You do not see the poverty, nor, too
-closely, observe the dwellings of the poor.
-
-In winter it is cold, and the whole appearance changes. Far to the
-North, the sun gives but little light--and, like the climate of our
-provinces by the great Northern Wall, the cold is severe, and the gloom
-deeper. Ice is formed upon the streams and canals, and snow frequently
-covers the ground.
-
-In approaching great towns, you often catch glimpses of the crowded,
-wretched streets, where misery only thrives. In some places, in the
-winter cold, smoke and darkness, life becomes intolerable to many.
-Out of doors you can hardly find your way, and thieves and beggars
-emerge from covert to ply their trades. In the night, at such times,
-it is only possible to move by the glare of many torches; and people
-are often robbed, or bewildered and lost. At this season of darkness
-many go mad. There is a strong vein of _horror_ in the Barbarian
-imagination, derived from their ferocious ancestors, from their
-old idolatries, and deepened by the new. In the gloom, the misery,
-the wretchedness--sometimes in sheer disgust of life--many rush
-upon self-destruction--throwing themselves under the wheels of the
-steam-chariots, and from the bridges into the canals and rivers. Many
-persons are thrown down, maimed or killed in the highways, by horses or
-by vehicles moving along. Yet, in the grim humour of these barbarians,
-this is the very time when the High-Castes begin their _revelries_, and
-the Low-Castes most indulge in drink and riot.
-
-In travelling through the country, you will occasionally notice,
-seated upon an eminence, some strong Castle, or Place, of hewn stone,
-belonging to a High-Caste. It will be approached through long avenues
-of lofty trees, and stand pre-eminent among fine groves, surrounded by
-broad lands. These wide Parks contain many thousands of acres [met-si],
-left untilled and unproductive; merely with their green slopes and
-spaces, interspersed with trees, to give grandeur to the Castle and
-its Lord. Still, if you look closely, you will discover near by, the
-squalid huts where _huddle_ the _Serfs_, who are starving in the midst
-of this rich profusion--Serfs, who never have an _inch_ [toe] of land
-of their own, and to whose wornout _carcases_ is begrudged a pauper
-grave!
-
-The inequality between Castes is quite as conspicuous in country as
-in town. One is born to an abundance, the other to hunger; one to a
-life of self-indulgence, the other to one of enforced and hard-worked
-self-sacrifice. The one, at last, is covered by a tomb, emblazoned with
-Honour; the other is cast into an obscure corner of despised dead, to
-rot in forgetfulness--though, often, judged upon a true measure of
-merit, the resting-places should be exchanged--and the idle and vicious
-_Lord_ [chiang-se] descend into ignominious neglect!
-
-You will see deer, pheasants, partridges, hares, and the like, almost
-tame, in the meadows and copses; but the tillers of the soil must
-not touch them, though starving--they are carefully _preserved_ for
-the Lord [Tchou]. Not that he needs them, or cares for them for
-food--_sometimes_ he likes to shoot them for idle diversion!
-
-You will notice sturdy _tramps_ (beggars) resting, or lazily slouching
-along by the ways, with heavy staves in their hands; and, if you
-suddenly come upon these in a secluded place, very likely you will be
-accosted--"Master, I be'se hungry--will ye give me tuppence?" You do
-not like the bearing of the man--and would not notice him. But you
-observe his face and the clutch of his thick stick--and you hurry to
-hand him a sixpence, and get away! These scamps prowl about, idle,
-ready for mischief, scornful of honest work--the terror of women and
-children who meet them, unexpectedly, without protection.
-
-Sometimes the Iron-roads for Steam-chariots are carried over the
-housetops, in entering towns; sometimes, through long tunnels under
-the houses, or under hills--and the works in connection with these
-roads are surprising. The Barbarians of the Low-Castes are forced
-to incessant labours, to prevent starvation. These must be greatly
-directed to mines of iron, coal, copper, and tin; and to various things
-made from these, and from wool and cotton. For the fruits of the land
-cannot feed the population. The amount of food which must be brought
-from beyond seas is very great--and to pay for this, the products of
-industry must be given. Now, other Barbarian tribes make these things
-also, and; having them, do not require the English; in fact, in more
-distant parts, undersell them. From this cause, many are unemployed and
-turned adrift--they have no land to till; they beg, steal, and starve.
-Should this inability of the English Barbarians increase, there would
-be no sufficient employment for the Low-Castes--there would not be the
-means of paying for the food required--and depopulation must ensue! The
-wealth of the High-Caste must shrink--_the English tribe must decline
-in strength_!
-
-Many of the High-Caste, already anticipating danger to
-themselves--fearing not merely loss of revenue, but the savage ferocity
-of starving multitudes--promote schemes by which large numbers of the
-poor are shipped off far beyond the great Seas (so that they never
-shall return)--to starve, or live, as may chance. "England is well rid
-of them!" they say.
-
-In the neighbouring island, Ireland, an actual starvation of the
-people in vast numbers happened a short time since. As in England,
-the poor _serfs_, tilling the soil and owning none; at _the best_,
-toiling for the High-Castes for such pittance as would buy the
-cheapest food--_potatoes_; when these failed, could buy nothing--all
-else too dear. _These failed, the serfs died_ by thousands and tens
-of thousands. Not because Ireland was destitute of food; such was
-the abundance that ample stores were actually sold for other and
-distant tribes! but because, in the midst of plenty, the starving were
-powerless to touch it; it was out of _their_ reach--out of the reach
-of paupers! The potatoes were not--and they must die. The annals of
-no people record such a depopulation of a fertile land, in the midst
-of peace and plenty--there is no parallel! A people dying, not from
-idleness, nor unwillingness to work; not from want of food at hand; not
-from the ravages of war, nor pestilence; but from sheer poverty! Yet,
-the English Barbarians boast that no people are so rich, so generous!
-In our own annals are recorded great sufferings from floods, failures
-of crops, and natural causes; where our vast populations have been for
-a time _deficient_ in _food_; but we have nothing to compare with this
-Barbarian horror!
-
-The _Thames_ is the only considerable river. This flows through the
-greatest of all the cities of the West--London. It is an insignificant
-stream--much less than even the _Quang-tun_, in our chief Southern
-province.
-
-As it flows through the great city it is, in some places, confined
-by high hewn-stone terraces [kar-tra]. These are truly great works,
-and useful, worthy of a strong people. On the river bank is the vast
-_Hall_ of the Grand Council; with its lofty towers, turrets, clocks,
-and many bells. The architecture is not like anything known to us--it
-is the _Gothic_, which I have mentioned elsewhere. Why this style, so
-characteristic and fit in the Temples, is used in this grand Hall, I
-know not; but probably because this barbarous form was that of the old
-Hall, destroyed by fire some time since. And the barbaric stolidity
-sticks to its habit, however inconvenient and unfit. Not far away, may
-be seen the Dome and Towers of a fine Roman-Grecian Temple, clear and
-defined, giving expression to an orderly and trained mind, severe in
-dignity and beauty. But the _Gothic_, expressing, or trying to express,
-something very different; and, rising in the Temples of a gloomy,
-dark Superstition, to a horrible and unformed shape! With _that_ the
-disorderly brain burdened _itself_ and the river bank--a pile at once
-wonderful and abortive!
-
-London is very large, perhaps equal to some of our greatest cities. For
-the most part very dirty and grim, and badly built. The river shows its
-great trade--not inland, but from abroad. You can discern, rising above
-the buildings, the many tall masts of the ships like forests dried up.
-And you will observe the numerous vessels with high chimneys; these
-are the vessels moved by _steam_--and the incredible number of small
-craft. At one point you will remark the tall white towers and the high
-prison walls of stone, erected by the Barbarian chief from the Main
-Land who subdued the English tribes in our dynasty _Song_, and made
-this huge Castle a stronghold and prison.
-
-Lower down rises, close by the shore, one of the best in style of all
-the Barbarian monuments. It is a fine Palace in carved stone, built,
-after the Roman forms, to perpetuate the remembrance of _Victories_
-gained over distant tribes. Within are great Paintings of these
-Victories. Terrible scenes of devastation and cruelty; bloody fights
-and dreadful conflagrations, by sea and land; rapine, massacre,
-unbridled fury! These are the most admired of all things by the
-Barbarians--by the Low-Castes, who are almost entirely the victims,
-as much as by the High. The sight of these kindles their passion for
-bloody force. They _Hoorah!_ with an indescribable _yell_ [zung]
-whenever they wish to show their frantic delight at any exhibition of
-brutal ferocity. This _yell_ is greatly gloried in, and vaunted to be
-far more terrible than that of _any other_ tribe--that by it _alone_,
-when raised upon the air by fierce bands, English Barbarians have
-routed armed hosts!
-
-When one is in the narrow seas of the English, very many vessels may
-be seen, and near the coasts fleets of fishing craft. The fishermen
-live in great poverty, in miserable villages by the seaside. They
-use lines and snares, sometimes like ours, but are not so ingenious
-in catching the sea-creatures as are our fishermen. They have never
-trained birds to the work. Their huts are noisome, and their habits
-and dress unclean. They wear a curious cover upon the head, like a
-basin, with a long wide flap behind. This is all besmeared with a
-thick, black oil--and their clothing is stiff and nasty with the same
-unctuous stuff. The oil is to exclude the sea-spray and wet. Their
-speech is nearly unintelligible to the _Literati_, though comprehended
-by their own _Caste_; they are of the lowest--serfs. Multitudes of
-these rude and unlettered Barbarians perish amid the waves in the
-storms of winter--being forced to imperil their lives that they may
-live _at all_. They are quite a feature in some parts, with their
-awkward uncouthness. They are addicted to the grossest superstitions of
-_the_ Superstition. They have many legends about the dark _devil-god_,
-and swear by _him_ mostly. They seem to think to cheat him--though they
-cautiously observe those things which may entrap them, and nothing
-would tempt them to put to sea on the _devil's day_--Friday. To do so,
-would be to go to the _devil's Locker_ (as they call it) at once! This
-class is similar to the sailor [mat-le-si] known in our ports, and the
-character may therefore be fairly judged. The fisherman, in fact, often
-changes into the ships and goes upon distant voyages.
-
-There are no mountains, only pretty high hills, in the English
-provinces. The loftiest are in the far Northern parts, where are also
-some small lakes. In the winter these loftier ridges of land are
-sometimes white with snow. The inhabitants are savages, having their
-legs naked and bodies wrapped about in loose robes and skins, secured
-by a belt, into which a knife is stuck, and to which a long leather
-pouch is hung. In this pouch they place some dry corn [matze], which,
-with strong wine in a bottle suspended from the neck, enables them to
-live for days. Thus equipped, they descend to the valleys, and drive
-off to their haunts in the rocky hills the cattle of the more civilised
-people of the plains.
-
-The English Barbarians have never conquered these fierce tribes of the
-Northern hills, but have contrived gradually to destroy and to remove
-them. So that, at present, what few remain are quite tamed. A great
-many, in times past, were cunningly betrayed to the English and put to
-the sword; but, in latter days, the _head-chiefs_ have been bought by
-the English, and used to entice their ignorant but devoted serfs to
-enter into the armed bands to be sent beyond seas. By these methods,
-those distant Northern parts have been, in good degree, depopulated and
-made quiet.
-
-The Low-Castes furnish the fierce savages so well known in our
-Celestial Waters as those who live in the great fire-ships.
-
-Now, when the English tribe, being in need of many men for these ships
-(just about to go away to plunder and to fight), determines to have
-them, this follows:--Strong, brutal men, are paid to watch for the poor
-of the Low-Caste, and seize them. These cruel wretches are armed with
-clubs and swords and small firearms. They are sent into the places
-where the poor and friendless abound, to seize any man whom they think
-they can carry off without much _fuss_ [pung]. The poor cower and hide
-away; but these savage bands hunt them out, and bear off from wife and
-children, it may be, or from any chance of succour, some unfriended
-man to their dreadful dens. Here they are beaten, or put in irons, or
-otherwise maltreated; or they may have been brutally knocked down when
-captured. When gangs [twi-sz] are collected, the victims are forced
-on board the fire-ships to work in the dark, filthy holes, till,
-completely cowed, they are made to fire the great cannons, and to learn
-the art of sailing and fighting!
-
-Many of these slaves of selfish, cruel force, never see their own
-land again, but are killed in fight, or by accident, or by disease.
-Multitudes sometimes perish by a single disaster. These are, however,
-fortunate. They have escaped the brutal whipping, the loathsome
-diseases, the vile contagions, the inexpressible horrors of a continued
-captivity!
-
-By these _press-gangs_ (so-called) the fire-ships are often supplied
-with victims snatched from the unprotected Low-Castes; and the Upper
-enjoy the idle and luxurious security which they rob from the blood and
-limbs of the friendless and obscure.
-
-This unjust custom, frightful in every aspect, receives the approbation
-and applause of the Barbarians very generally, who say, "Let the
-fellows thank their _stars_ that they can receive the Queen's money
-and fight _for_ her! Then look at the chance for _prize_!" By _prize_,
-they mean some pitiful fraction of the plunder taken. The _stars_ are
-referred to, because the Barbarians fancy that everybody is born under
-the influence of some star!
-
-I once noticed a painting, wherein a young man and maiden were
-represented as just leaving a Temple, where they had been married. Both
-were nicely dressed, young and handsome, with roses and _nosegays_
-[bong-no]. They were walking arm-in-arm, happily engrossed in each
-other, when, from an alley, out springs a black-whiskered _bully_
-[kob-bo] with drawn cutlass, followed by a band of half-drunken, armed
-wretches, wearing the sea-garb of the Queen; he grasps the young man
-roughly by the collar--the picture attempts to show the indignant
-surprise of the man, the clinging tenderness, fear, and horror of the
-maid! But more striking to an observing stranger than even these, is
-the merely passing curiosity of the people moving about! The scene to
-them is not so novel. It is merely a _press-gang_ doing its lawful
-work--if, by chance, a wrong sort of man be seized, it is none of the
-affair of these indifferent passers.
-
-Probably, the picture means to excite some compassionate interest by
-showing how _very hard_ the press-gang system may work!
-
-It would be vain to call the least attention to the matter, if the
-victim were merely a common labourer; even the accessories of wife and
-children would not raise the scene into one of compassion. Nor does the
-representation, for one moment, cause any reflection upon a _system_
-wherein _bullies_ [kob-toe] are employed to waylay and carry off
-unbefriended and unoffending men, at so much _per head_! For, besides
-the regular pay, a reward is given for each victim captured!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII.
-
-LONDON.
-
-
-London is the capital city of the British Empire. This is the style
-assumed by the English when they speak of their whole power. It is a
-curiously constructed empire--in some respects like that of the old
-Romans, who, however, obtained their domination more directly by valour
-and wisdom--whereas the English rather by cunning, accident, and fraud.
-I say _accident_, because the immense regions possessed by virtue of
-discovery come under the term; and the vastest of all their distant
-provinces, that of India, was obtained chiefly by fraud, assisted
-by force. I say _curiously_ constructed, because these Christians
-are content to wring from Heathen subjects their last bit of revenue
-utterly indifferent to the idolatries and to the miseries of the
-people. If the Taxes come in and the wretched Hindoos starve, the main
-thing is to make the money and support 'our magnificent Empire' (as the
-English have it). So the wildest excesses may go on, and the native
-chiefs, who are mere creatures of their distant masters, may oppress
-the poor inhabitants; still, now and ever, the Master demands money;
-this secures the yoke upon the neck of the subjugated, and enables the
-English to make the vast Hindoo world a field where golden harvests
-are to be reaped. Boasting of liberty at home, there, a tyranny most
-odious is practised without pity. Then, the distant settlements where
-the poor English Barbarians go, to cultivate the lands and to trade
-and plunder, are held in subjection chiefly to give places, with
-large revenues attached, to members of the Aristocracy, who must be
-provided for in some way, as they can do nothing for themselves. So
-this arrangement is very satisfactory, because the stupid Englishman
-abroad is just as devoted to the Upper-Caste and to the Superstition as
-at home, and feels honoured to have a "scion of nobility" foisted upon
-him; and is amply repaid all the cost by the privilege of "cooling his
-heels" in an ante-room of the great man, when he holds his little Court.
-
-The result is, that back upon London flows all the wealth which the
-English Barbarians can contrive to get. Having these distant regions,
-and a greater trade across sea, London has become the greatest mart
-of all the Western tribes. It is, perhaps, as large and populous as
-our Pekin. It is the centre of Authority and of business; not only so,
-but is the Metropolis of all the Christ-worshipping Tribes--or, as the
-Barbarians phrase it, of _Christendom_.
-
-The population is 3,500,000, or thereabouts. The bulk of this multitude
-is poor, and a large fraction paupers. Yet the English boast that "it
-is the richest city in the world!"
-
-Most of the streets, courts, and buildings are very mean. In the
-winter, nothing can equal the repulsiveness of the place. To the
-squalor of beggary, the meanness of abject poverty, add the darkness
-and smoke; and the conditions seem unfit for human life. The rich shut
-themselves within their houses, drop the heavy draperies over windows,
-stir up the fires, light the flaring flames of the curious gas-lights,
-eat, drink, and sleep--shutting out from sight and sound that hideous
-_outside_. This is the time when the wretched in mind and body find
-existence too great a burden, and cast it off with a shriek and a
-rush--plunging into the river or canal, or dashing beneath the wheels
-of the swift steam-chariots.
-
-At all street-corners one notices the gin and beer shops. These are the
-homes of the poor, who find in them the warmth and comfort which are
-wanting in their domestic haunts. These shops are closed at mid-night,
-when the half or wholly drunken loiterers must straggle off into
-those holes and corners which _are_ their homes. Probably there is no
-feature in barbaric life so curious and so characteristic as this--this
-Gin-house of the poor. The Government licenses these places, and
-derives a great income. The Upper-Castes fatten upon this very thing.
-What can be said of it--what done with it?
-
-Another remarkable object in the London streets is the _Street Arab_.
-This is the name given to it by the Barbarians. But the Arab of Asia
-(if my reading be correct) is nothing like this creature. The London
-Arab is of the degraded and thieving class--the very sediment--but
-not yet fully weighted! In years a youth, but in feeling a ravening,
-sharp, adroit animal, quickened by the exercise of every instinct, and
-cool and expert from constant habit. He dodges in and out from under
-the heads of horses and the wheels of vehicles; mounts a lamp-post, or
-anything by which he may get a sight; seizes the bundle which you may
-have in hand; touches his uncombed front locks of hair, "Please, Sir,
-le' me carry it, Sir;" and trots before you, happy if he get twopence.
-Nobody knows where he sleeps, or eats, nor how he lives, at all. I
-have suddenly come upon two or more of them, when resting upon an iron
-grating. Their naked feet and heads, their thin limbs hung about with
-dirty rags, and their teeth chattering with cold--but never a word of
-complaint--no seeming thought of anything hard or uncommon. These iron
-bars cover, sometimes, an area below, into which the warm, moist air
-of kitchens comes, and rises through the gratings, loaded with the
-smell of cookery. Upon these bars will huddle together these half-naked
-and starved outcasts, happy in the partial warmth, and a hope of
-food--for, if only a bone, or a bit of that steaming soup could by any
-chance be theirs! Poor girls, of this wretchedness born, shivering
-upon the wintry swept corners, timidly offer you matches [kin-fue],
-"Please, Sir, buy"--and will run along by your side, if you give them a
-half-glance, begging you for pity to buy. Human misery finds no greater
-examples, nor any form of degradation deeper depths, than the lowest
-class of London--nor of London only, but of all the great towns.
-
-This degradation takes on every shape of misery and shame. Crime of
-every kind breeds in it--disease, despair, and death! Is it inseparable
-from human existence--must excellence in humanity be only for the few?
-
-London has for Misery its Charities--for Crime its vast Stone prisons.
-The latter are more accessible, and, for the offences of mere poverty,
-quite as desirable. Pauperism detests the alms-house--it hates
-subordination; and will, sometimes, starve before it seeks the bread
-of scornful wealth. Extreme indigence hardens--softness is turned to
-stone--human instinct feels wronged. "I wish work and pay, not idleness
-and pauper-bread." The cruel thing with the poor is, that at _first_,
-there is not debasement. Work is sought--but, continued inability to
-find work and honest bread, leads in the bad demon--which loves not,
-cares not, feels not--renders inhuman.
-
-In walking the streets one feels the cold nature of the English
-Barbarians--one sees its exhibition everywhere. It is intensified by
-Caste divisions: there is no real sympathy. An Englishman shows in the
-streets, and in all public places, the indifference of a brute. Nothing
-moves him, nothing makes him laugh, smile, or give any sign of emotion.
-In sports, nominally sportive, there is nothing of gaiety--only with
-the Low-Castes very coarse and rough brutishness; and with the Upper
-a repulsive cynicism. This mood gives to the life of the streets no
-pleasing animation--only, at best, mere animal movement, as if each
-beast was intent upon his own particular hunger. At the Play there is
-no show of genuine enjoyment--and the dance (somebody said to me once)
-might be a dance of Death, so far as any lively pleasure appears.
-
-The _Hansom Cab_--of which there are thousands--is a singular and
-characteristic thing. It is a vehicle of two wheels, drawn by one
-horse, and carries two passengers. The Barbarians, intent upon gain,
-allow the driver to urge his horse at speed through the crowded
-streets, giving no other warning than _hi-hi_! Everybody must look out
-_at his own peril_; for life and limb are unimportant compared with
-speed in business. One would not credit this--but as I have been nearly
-run over by these drivers more than once, not hearing the _hi-hi_! I
-can vouch for the existence of these privileged vehicles. The use of
-them is based upon the same rule, which allows of so many other things,
-to us inhuman or unjust--to say--that 'the convenience of trade' is
-paramount to trifling risks of life, limb, or soundness of abstract
-morality.
-
-Another public chariot for passengers is the _Omnibus_. These are very
-numerous on the great thoroughfares. It is drawn by two horses, and
-will hold twelve or more inside and fourteen outside, upon the top.
-These are licensed by the law, and convey people a long distance for
-a small sum. The name is from the Roman, and means a bus (kiss) for
-all--a ridiculous term for which I can give no explanation, unless,
-as women and men ride in them promiscuously, some of the sly and
-coarse humour of the Barbarians may be meant. I refer, however, to the
-carriage, to give an illustration of street life, and of the English
-bearishness [che-liftze]. I have seen women and children waiting at a
-corner in the mud and rain, for the _'Bus_, and when it has stopped, I
-have seen men rudely elbow themselves to the front and enter upon the
-unoccupied seats, leaving the women to the inclemency of winter, or to
-the rain and sleet. And these not the _Roughs_, but gentlemen. This,
-too, one would scarcely believe, if one did not see.
-
-The _police_ [ki-ti] of London is noted for its stupidity; its
-members are the perpetual _butt_ [la-phe] of farces and plays in the
-Theatres. Yet the liberty and the good name of the citizens are at
-their mercy. If a stranger be hustled and mobbed, it will be well for
-him to get out of the affair without any call for the police, for if
-one of these should come up, he will be as likely to pounce upon the
-innocent and injured as upon the wrong-doer. And he likes to make his
-_arrest_ appear guilty before the magistrate--_he_ is not mistaken.
-In selecting policemen, rather strength of body than any moral or
-mental qualification is looked for. And the theory seems to be that
-one cannot afford to pay for intelligent men, where merely the liberty
-and good name of the individual is concerned. Here again, "better that
-the particular person should suffer than that too much money should be
-paid;" especially as the Police are not likely to be _hard_ upon the
-upper-Castes. To these they can be conveniently deaf, dumb, and blind.
-
-One wonders, looking along the interminable extent of mean streets,
-to see the endless shops. It looks as if everybody had something to
-sell; and where the buyers can be who knows? You may watch some of
-these places for hours, and you will not see a soul enter or depart.
-Look in, and very likely some old man or woman is drowsing away, if in
-summer time, behind a paltry litter of old stuffs, the whole not worth
-a year's living; or, if in winter, half-perishing with cold, waiting
-for customers who never come. And these waifs [dri-tze] of a forgotten
-trade linger on, in old age, eating hungrily the husks of former
-traffic, which new ways have destroyed. London is an enormous shop with
-a West End of dwellings; these, however, not by any means shopless. It
-is a marvel. Thousands and thousands of mean shops, yet supporting the
-tens of thousands which live by them. One asks how any fair profit can
-do this. You will see a display of rusty goods, of tawdry ornaments, of
-dirty books, of mere rubbish; and if you venture inside you will hurry
-out again. The creatures inside are as unattractive as the wares. Do
-you believe these are places of honest dealing?
-
-But in what are called respectable tradesmen's houses, profits must
-be little short of plunder--the business is so small. Yet the English
-Barbarians, of certain classes, seem to take to this mode of living
-upon the community with a hawk-like keenness. The difference between
-the price of an article of food, whether bought first hands, or after
-it has passed through these intermediaries, is a difference as of
-one-half to the whole--that is, the price is doubled!
-
-These petty tradesmen glean their livings from the poor, who cannot
-help themselves; but, in truth, the common feeling is on all hands,
-"Let us plunder, and be plundered." It is merely a question of securing
-a good share.
-
-London, therefore, not wanting in a certain air of greatness in
-some parts, really expresses very clearly the traits of the English
-Barbarians. It is gloomy, morose, huckstering, repulsive. Huge it is,
-like the English barbaric power; but incoherent, uninformed, unlovely,
-without the beauty of refinement.
-
-Still, in the purpose of the Sovereign Lord, one may guess the use of
-this great centre of barbaric influence--it is to beat down the distant
-and worse tribes beyond the great seas. As one sort of predatory
-creature devours another, so these Barbarians destroy worse types
-of men than themselves, and prepare the way for human advancement.
-Whether, however, they shall themselves ever emerge into a noble life,
-is a curious inquiry.
-
-The _West End_ is that part where the High-Castes reside when in the
-Metropolis. It is the seat of Palaces, of Courts, of better built
-streets, and of the best Parks and ornamental grounds. Here the
-Theatres and revelries are; the great dinners, the Routs, the Dances,
-and the stir of High life. Here, in the Parks, the grand dames air
-themselves, their poodles, and servants. Here, on horseback, they
-astonish onlookers by the display of figure, and, on foot, by a show
-of head-dress and draperies, and bright eyes and fashionable forms.
-Luxury, idleness, show, frivolity, mock the wretchedness which despairs
-and dies, or robs and cheats in not distant back slums [gna-zti].
-Still, along these costly rows of equipages and richly-attired women
-and men, on whose persons may be single gems which would give bread to
-thousands, one looks in vain for what would give a human and pleasing
-touch. If you see a lovely face, it might as well be at a funeral. The
-whole spectacle is cold and lifeless; the horses only have animation,
-and they are kept down to the tamest possible step. The world cannot
-show finer animals, nor wealthier owners, nor more luxurious idlers,
-nor more unattractive human beings. Joy is unknown, and any touch
-of natural sentiment, along the long line of devotees of wearisome
-Time-killers, may be looked for in vain.
-
-When I first walked about the streets, I found myself the victim of
-Barbarian insolence. My dress attracted rude notice, and I soon adopted
-the common garb. This, however, only partially removed observation--for
-my features were different. However, a longer use accustomed me to
-rudeness, and enabled me to let it pass unnoticed. One part of the
-town, particularly, appeared to be infested with women, who accosted
-me and insisted upon walking with me. I could not for some time
-understand this; but since, I have been informed. The neighbourhood
-of the Theatres--in fact, many parts of the West End--are the haunts
-of these poor creatures, many of whom seem to be but little more than
-children. On one occasion a well-dressed young girl, as I was leaving
-the Play, smilingly spoke to me, and asked the time! I took out my
-watch, which was worn in my fob, and holding it up to the gaslight to
-see the hour, it was snatched from my hand. I merely caught sight of
-a person vanishing round a corner. The girl exclaimed, "What a pity,"
-and put her hand gently on my arm. I, however, moved away quickly; but
-all trace of watch and robber was gone, and the young woman too! This
-would not happen to me now. I did not then know of the state of things
-in the _centre of Christendom_! Of course I was robbed on several
-occasions, and in many ways, and shortly found that I must look upon
-everybody as a rascal, as the English do.
-
-But perhaps there is nothing in London so exasperating as the
-_Lodging-house keeper_. This is a creature not unknown to other
-regions, but reserved for its most perfect and exquisite finish for the
-Metropolis of the World (as the English like to call London).
-
-This being starves you, freezes you, cheats you, waits upon you, steals
-from you, lies to you, flatters you, and backbites you; reads your
-private papers, has keys for all your boxes and drawers, and a complete
-inventory of all your effects. She chooses from your handkerchiefs,
-smoothes her hair with your brushes, scents it with your perfumes,
-"makes herself beautiful" at your toilet. She examines your boots, and
-finds a pair which you "will never miss," for her _James_. She brushes
-your trowsers, and takes care of any loose change. She waits at your
-table, counts the oranges, and thinks she will try one.
-
-When you ask for that _pie_, she has given it to the dog--"I thought
-you were done with it, Sir." She cracks a window pane, and charges it
-to you in the bill. She eats your bread, drinks your beer, _tastes_
-your wine; and charges you a shilling for a pinch of salt. She demands
-pay for coals you have not burned, and for gas you have not used. She
-gives you sheets that are worn out, and makes you pay the price of new
-when you stick your toes through them. She demands the _wash_ for
-coverings which you have not soiled, and for _tidys_ that were never
-tidy. She has a lot of cracked cheap glasses and crockery, which she
-makes you pay "for cracking, Sir"--as she has already made others many
-times before. In truth, these are invaluable to her--"she get new ones,
-not she"! (as she says to her drudge of all work).
-
-You pay for clean table-linen and towels weekly (and weakly)--but if
-you ask for a fresh table-cloth, "I have a friend to dine"--you get it,
-and a charge for it _extra_. If you intimate that you _could_ not have
-had "so much butter"--you are reminded that you are speaking to a lady,
-who has been accustomed to have _gentlemen_ in her rooms!
-
-You sleep on "hobbles," and are blotched in a curious manner. You hint
-to the servant that you have seen _something_ as well as felt; but
-"nothing of that sort was ever in my house." At last, when you find it
-quite impossible to satisfy the ever-increasing rapacity, you "think
-you will leave." You are very forcibly reminded that you are bound to
-"a month's notice, Sir." And, happy to get off any way, this you waive
-and pay for. Nor do you flinch when, on exhibiting the final account,
-"my lady" has recorded a list of casualties, very startling:--
-
- (Mental notes:--)
- Towel-horse broken always broken.
- Chair-back ditto ditto.
- Door-plate cracked ditto.
- Table-cover stained old.
- Carpet ditto old, worthless.
- Walls injured by boxes old knocks.
- Candlestick broken servant.
- Postages, and servant for letters (paid).
- Blacking, salt, and pepper (omitted and always
- charged).
- Wash of coverings, toilets, and counterpanes.
-
-You glance at the foot, pay it. You think all is done. But "my lady"
-expects a "slight gratuity, Sir; not for myself, of course, but for
-Nancy!" I should add that this harpy is a devotee, and is as punctual
-at prayers as at prey!
-
-One, however, soon finds a change of place is no change of fate. The
-pickings and stealings may take a little different form, but the result
-is the same. The only thing is, to get for your money cleanliness and
-comfort; estimate the whole cost, and consider the plunder a part of
-it--for you will not escape. The _Lodging House_ is only typical. All
-are preyed upon and prey upon. It is the rule of barbaric life, and
-_Caste_ makes it inevitable. The low think it no robbery to get a share
-of the plunder enjoyed by the rich. There is, in the general state of
-things, a rough instinct of justice in it--only innocent people also
-suffer.
-
-If you live in one of the huge buildings called Hotels, you are no
-better off. Here, every mouthful is counted; you cannot breathe (so to
-say) without paying for it. If a waiter look at you, he will expect a
-_gratuity_ [_ti-tin_].
-
-After you have paid everything which an experienced and greedy
-ingenuity can think of, as you are about to leave, the servants will
-obsequiously open and stand at doors, hold and brush your hat (already
-_brushed_ bare), catch up some trifle, and generally get in your way,
-to force gratuities out of your good-nature. If you, at length, reach
-the vehicle called for you, before you can open the door of it, up
-will start, as from the ground, a miserable creature, who intercepts
-your motion, adroitly opening the door for you, and then, when you are
-seated, stands staring directly into your face, with his hand still on
-the door-handle, awaiting a gratuity. You have buttoned up your coat,
-your gloves are on, it is cold; but you cannot refuse the demand.
-
-You are finally off; you arrive at your new quarters. Before you can
-wink, up starts a first cousin [tw-in-ti] of him who has just stared
-at you, who, in his turn, seizes hold of the door-handle, and shows
-in every motion that he has seized you too, at least to the extent of
-_sixpence_. You step out; he touches his hair (he has no hat); you try
-not to see him; but impossible--the pennies must come.
-
-But why attempt to delineate these endless methods of prey. The poor
-wretches who live by these miserable shifts are innumerable and
-everywhere. One does not begrudge the _pennies_, but detests the
-nuisance, and the debasement which it demonstrates.
-
-London is an undesirable place of residence, unless for the rich, and
-to them only for a few months in the year. But it is full of objects of
-study to him who cares to know anything of barbaric life, or who wishes
-to investigate the records and literature of the Western tribes.
-
-All great cities are much alike; it is the different aspect of human
-life which is the noticeable thing. Unless, on the whole, a great city
-exhibits humanity in a pleasing condition, it is a failure, however
-rich it may be. London, which was described one hundred and fifty
-years ago as a "Province of Houses," certainly contains an immense
-population bare of attractive features. No doubt much must be put down
-to climate and fuel. The former is foggy, cold, dark, and disheartening
-for the larger part of the year; and the latter, by its foul gas
-[ptrut] and smoke, makes the fog and cloudy air so obscure as to give
-an unearthly gloom. The poor feel not only the gnawing of hunger but
-the nipping frost, unrelieved by any smiles in earth or sky. The mud of
-the streets is like a nasty grease, and one walks or crosses the ways
-in terror of befoulment. The clothes and the face are exposed not only
-to this, but also to the defiling smoke which drops a steady drizzle
-[kri-tze] of black atoms upon everything.
-
-Poor shivering creatures--men, women, and children--are at street
-crossings and other places, incessantly sweeping away so much of the
-mud as may enable pedestrians to pass with less weight of nastiness
-to boots or skirts. These, often very old, or lame, or half-starved
-and ragged, piteously expect a penny. I have often watched the little
-girl or boy, or old tottering man, and seen the hurrying passers, on
-and on, the stream ceaseless, yet have rarely seen a single penny
-given. I have sometimes put in my outside pocket some copper coins
-to have at hand; and when I have given to one of these sweepers, the
-thanking look was well worth the petty trouble; it also showed clearly
-that the gift was not too common. How these victims of poverty live,
-where they cover their misery from the wintry cold, I cannot guess. I
-used to notice one very old and almost imbecile who swept at a place
-where I crossed frequently. He would stand motionless under a thick,
-scrubby tree which stood just at the corner of the streets, clinging
-to its shelter, slight as it was, for protection from wind and rain,
-and barely touching his head with his finger with a bow when people
-passed. Occasionally, slowly, and with limbs stiff and back hardly bent
-to toil, grubbing across the way with his muddy broom, but never giving
-other sign of vitality. I missed his silent figure one day; another
-wretch had stepped into his heritage, [qua-ti] and stood beneath the
-scrubby tree--the old, silent, patient sufferer had found a pauper's
-grave at last.
-
-Akin to these (indeed cousins-german) are the old creatures who sit
-at street corners, or by the way-sides, selling trifles, which nobody
-buys. Through the long, cold days, huddled into a heap, and looking
-like a pile of rags with a red face a-top, motionless, will one of
-these sit, bleering and winking with rheumy eyes at the juiceless
-fruit, or handful of nuts, or ancient cakes, or nasty sweets, displayed
-upon her little board. If by chance you happen to curiously turn your
-eyes upon this strange object, some start of vitality appears, but
-vanishes as you pass on. Who buys, who eats; what can possibly come of
-this strange traffic? Yet you will see these human things, day after
-day, sitting, one would think, despairingly, awaiting the buyers who
-never come. How fine a thing it would be for the idle rich, who like a
-new sensation, to go about the streets, accompanied by a servant, and
-buy of these patient crones [ko-tse] a good part of their daily store!
-
-When I first walked about the great places of the city, I was surprised
-to see very many miserable men punished (as I supposed) by the
-_Cangue_. They had suspended to their necks two boards, one in front
-and one behind. Upon these were curious devices. Horses, women, great
-fires burning, ships blowing up, and the like. Perpetually walking
-to and fro, just to the measured distance, and never once sitting
-down, never once speaking, nor being spoken to, these creatures, thus
-accoutred, walked dismally right in the garbage of the gutters. No one,
-by any chance, ever noticed them, nor by any chance did they ever do
-other than, with slow and limping gait, keep up the march of doleful
-dismalness! For long I puzzled over these ragged apparitions; after
-many moons I found that they were merely stalking advertisements!
-[muun-shi].
-
-I might give many other illustrations of life in London, differing
-from what is known to us. The human dregs are truly dreadful. Their
-haunts are indescribable. Many settle upon the oozy and slimy river
-bank, when the tide is out, seeking anything which perchance may
-have been washed up. Wading in a filth which covers the feet and
-befouls the whole tattered creature, this being, nicknamed _mud-lark_
-[pho-ul-sti], becomes an outcast to all decency. Others prowl about
-the ash-heaps, and sift and pick over any heaps of rubbish, carefully
-gathering from garbage, bones, rags, anything which can give the merest
-pittance. It must be certain that human degradation can go no deeper
-when to debasing and starving poverty is added drunkenness, loathsome
-brutality, violence, and crime.
-
-Possibly the greatest city of the Barbarians is not worse than the
-worst of some portions of a great city with us; nor should I refer
-emphatically to the wretchedness of London were it not for the boastful
-ignorance manifested by Barbarian writers and literati. These always
-speak of the prëeminence of English civilization--of the grand and
-humanizing influence of their true religion--of the wealth, the
-liberty, and the happiness of the people! No other tribe is so humane,
-so just, so brave, so wise, so free, so prosperous, so contented and
-happy!
-
-In the face of these declarations, which are to be met with on all
-sides, London is a marvel! Nor London only, other cities are more
-marvellous; one wonders what the standard must be, by which is tested
-this boasted prëeminence. If by _other_ Western Barbarian life, and
-compared to that, truly superior, then what must be the condition at
-large of the Western tribes?
-
-There is a nuisance common enough with us about the streets; and in
-London it takes every shape. I mean street music. Besides the troops,
-which infest public places, startling you with a crashing outburst
-of noise from many brass instruments, there are mendicants, of all
-ages and both sexes. The halt, the blind, come singing in the most
-doleful manner, unaccompanied; and others making the night hideous with
-squeaking wind-pipes, or noisy things of some sort. After annoying you
-for a long time, one of these will perhaps boldly knock at your door,
-and demand a gratuity. Some of these creatures blacken themselves, and
-appear in the courts and squares singing and playing not too decently.
-Some poor woman, with babes in a kind of basket pushed along on wheels,
-will try to gain sympathy and pennies by screaming out some woful
-strain which nobody comprehends, and which grates upon the ear like
-rasping iron. Sometimes a miserable wretch, shivering with cold, will
-stand before the bright, warm doors of a drinking place, and sing his
-feeble note of woe. The most dreadful objects will be those horribly
-deformed, who, crooked and distorted out of human shape contrive to get
-along in some strange device of wagon, pushed by their own stumps of
-hands or feet. Generally these affect to play upon something, no matter
-what, and drag on an existence too wretched to think of.
-
-But why dwell upon these lowest strata of human existence. It shows
-out on all hands. Among the gilded idlers of the West End, on the
-very porticoes of grand Temples. Luxury and pride drive, with mien
-unconscious of human want and woe; unconscious of "the common lot"
-awaiting all; almost over the very bodies of these to whom life is so
-deep a darkness.
-
-London in its sparkling splendours laughs and makes merry. Within
-its great Parks, in the summer months, musical birds make the air
-melodious, and flowering shrubs, and fine trees and verdure, give
-beauty and rest to thousands of the poor--but not to the lowest. These
-slink away into the fouler haunts, or spread themselves over the
-green country, seeking new sources of pitiful gain! In the mid-summer
-the best of London looks almost cheerful; and a sky more pure, and a
-sun-light which, though not brilliant, _is_ soft and warm, render life
-tolerable to the poor. For the rich and idle, they go out of the City
-and leave it, as they say, _empty_--for those who remain are _nobodies_
-[cham-tsi]. Yes, the millions left to toil are nothing. Still, the
-magnificence of the High-Caste flowers immediately upon that toiling
-mass--from _it_ grows all the spreading splendour which regards it not.
-The glowing flame cares nothing for the black coal; nor is the money
-soiled which passes through the hands of despised indigence. London gay
-and brilliant, glows and glitters upon its dung-heap--as a luminous
-vapour flashes and flits over a putrescent carcass.
-
-Perhaps one should not be too critical, nor expect other than these
-inconsistencies in humanity. Misery will be largely its _own_ cause.
-Great populations do not herd together without shocking inequalities
-of condition; yet, the reflection will arise, Is not the _boast_ of
-refinement and civilization too much for patience--would not humility
-be better? The boast means self-content--humility would mean a steady
-work for improvement. One sees not, nor really cares to see; the other
-sees and feels, and wishes to remove what gives a sense of humiliation
-and of pain.
-
-Splendid London may disregard the blackness of the East End (as the
-poorest quarter is called), and think itself a good _Christian_ to
-shun it as a place of horror; but, to my _pagan_ wisdom, it seems
-indispensable to devote that money and energy to the civilization of
-the English Barbarians, which is now sent to "_the benighted heathen_."
-These, no doubt, have the poor and the degraded, the black spots of
-moral imbecility; nor would one object to any really benevolent
-enterprise, though not too rational. But the missionary [kan-te]
-spirit rises so distinctly from an ignorant self-sufficiency and
-blindness, a merely superstitious notion of a thing to be done as any
-rite or ceremony is to be done--_for the good of the doer_--that it
-is impossible to have much respect for it. Then, too, the whole thing
-shapes into a machine, by the working of which men are to live and get
-honours and places. If a truly grand benevolence moved the people, it
-would be impossible to overlook _the Heathen at home_.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV.
-
-SOME GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
-
-
-It is the business of a wise man (as our illustrious _Confutzi_
-and _Menzi_ say) to seek the _conditions_ of the visible forms of
-things--whether the things be those which we see, or only those which
-take form in the mind. The conditions are what the Barbarians call
-_laws_. We see that the use of a certain earth will enrich some soils,
-and impoverish others; we examine into the cause; we try to discover
-the conditions which make this difference. We know that, generally and
-broadly, the elements are the same, but they are differently combined.
-The Western Barbarians are of the same race with ourselves--inherently
-the general nature is the same. What difference of combination of
-similar elements has produced results so dissimilar?
-
-In the mighty East, where civilization goes back into the most distant
-and dim antiquity, _the laws_ which underlie organized governments
-and customs, and which give form and life to communities, are very
-different, and sometimes antagonistic. It is certain, therefore, that
-man, really the same everywhere, has, in the course of ages, evolved
-from his own and surrounding nature very different forms of social
-life in the East and in the West. Man and nature radically the same,
-have, in different conditions, grown and put forth very dissimilar
-shapes of growth. The tree and the fruit are rooted in similar soil,
-have grown in similar air, sun, and rain. Even the trees are not wholly
-unlike, nor the fruit; yet, most unlike, when duly considered; and,
-when regarded with a view to usefulness and to perpetuation, _one_ may
-demand the axe, and the _other_ only the nice pruning-knife [quin-tse].
-But a difference so great implies a different seed-germ--not
-necessarily; for, from the same germ, one may have a bitter, even a
-poisonous fruit, which finer culture can make sweet and healthful.
-
-If we assume, then, the same germ, whence so great diversity? In my
-poor mind, when, among the Barbarians, sad and bewildered by the
-disorder, confusion, and complexity, this question tediously presented
-itself--"Is man a creature of chance--is there no perfect rule?" I
-would say, "Is his _growth_ fortuitous like plants, beginning with
-similar germs and yet dissimilar--so, growing according to the hidden
-differences and the differing circumstances? Is there no common
-standard--no fixed measure--no absolute truth?" But, in my poor
-thought, I also said, "The Sovereign Lord lives in his children, and
-moral truth (_divine illumination_) must be. _It is simply true_,
-and can be no other. Human _forms_ of social being must be measured
-by it; and, however complexed and confused, _are so measured_, and
-will not long exist if radically inconsistent. Yet these forms may be
-bad without being wholly rootless, and grow _deformed_, strange, and
-noxious."
-
-In looking upon the disorderly and complex features of Barbarian
-life, two things prominently strike my poor mind. One is, _a restless
-activity_, accompanied with love of personal distinction and admiration
-of strength. The other, is the singular _position of women_. To the
-former, may be charged the selfish greed, the callous indifference, the
-delight in forays and plunder.
-
-To the latter, that aspect of dissolute disorder, that curious
-complexity of ideas and principles, which render the whole Barbarian
-Society a marvel--I liked to have said _a disgust_--to one unaccustomed
-to it.
-
-The position of women, as it affects _the family_, no doubt has an
-all-pervading influence--if that position be wrong, we have, at once, a
-grand source of evil.
-
-How far the _great Superstition_, super-imposed upon the _olden_
-Idolatry (dark and cruel) may have deepened the shades of Barbaric
-nature, and strengthened its old admiration of force and rapine, may be
-only surmised. Certain it is that the Jewish _Jah_ is not unlike the
-_Odin_ of these tribes; and (as I have said) the gentle Christ-god,
-himself a Jew worshipper of Jah, has been received only as subordinate;
-in fact, a _Sacrifice_ by _Jah_ made to himself to appease himself! A
-character, in fine, not _strong enough_ for these fierce tribes.
-
-We have the _government and the family_ resting upon a different
-basis in the West from what they rest upon in the East. In the West,
-it is difficult to say if there be _any rule_ upon which either
-securely reposes. In the East, the _rule_ is as clear, and as clearly
-recognized, and as undoubtedly _obeyed_, as _any_ rule can be. The
-existence of the Sovereign Lord is not more certainly admitted, and
-his authority not more implicitly submitted to. This is the rule of
-OBEDIENCE.
-
-But aside from principles which control comprehensive forms, like the
-Family and Government, there are secondary growths, usages (perhaps not
-referable to any marked rule), which have had powerful influence. For
-instance, the mode of trying persons suspected of Crime, appears to my
-poor mind to be very fantastic and irrational. The Barbarians, however,
-boast of the superiority of their way over all other tribes, ancient or
-modern.
-
-When a crime has been committed, and some one, suspected, has been
-arrested, he is brought before a Judge, whose duty it is to see if
-there be good reasons for the arrest. The very first thing, we should
-think, would be to ask the accused to give any explanation he may
-wish. Not at all; he is told to say _nothing_; for if he do it will be
-recorded and may go to _his hurt_. How to his hurt unless he be guilty?
-How it may be that the accused could, at once, explain everything--but
-no--the officers who have made the arrest wish to work out a _theory_
-of their own; and the Judge, listening to these officers, who are
-uneducated, rude, and often at work for a large prize, commits the
-accused to prison to be tried over again, really, at a future day,
-by some other Judge. Meantime everybody who, upon the theory of the
-officers, is imagined to know anything, is ordered to give security
-that they will appear at the next trial, and say what they know. And
-if a witness cannot give this security (frequently the case with the
-poor), he is also thrust into prison. In this manner persons, who have
-been so unfortunate as to be fixed upon by these ignorant officers, are
-treated like the accused, and put to great inconvenience and sometimes
-suffering, either in themselves, or their families, or affairs. This
-goes on--the next trial is postponed, delay after delay, whilst the
-officers are working out _their theory_; and finally the accused is
-discharged and the witnesses also, the whole disgraceful proceeding
-being a _blunder_, in which innocent people have been punished as
-_criminal_, and the _Criminal_ has _escaped_! A natural and simple
-examination of the accused, when first brought before the Judge, would
-have saved all this loss, suffering, and shame! Such an absurdity can
-only be to the advantage of the guilty!
-
-A man may be caught under circumstances of guilt so certain that there
-is no _rational_ hypothesis of innocence. Yet, with the very blood and
-property of the murdered perhaps upon him, surprised, red-handed in
-the very act, he will be treated as if he were merely _suspect_; _will
-be cautioned to say nothing_; will have every chance and opportunity
-to escape by reason of the unaccountable mode of procedure. For he is
-still innocent. Such is the hypothesis; and disregarding the obvious
-and simple way of asking for an explanation consistent with innocence
-(when guilt would be doubly manifest), the other ridiculous hypothesis
-is maintained, if possible, and the whole community and many innocent
-people are afflicted and tortured with the most minute and painful
-investigations (having perhaps no sort of relation to the matter), to
-see if some doubt may not arise _somehow_, not as to the guilt, but as
-to some parts of the case as _imagined_ to be!
-
-Thus, _theories_ of guilt are to be established when the fact is
-_patent_, if one will simply look at the proofs immediately at hand!
-
-In this case just supposed, too, there is no trial at all of the _man_
-so clearly seen to be guilty. Twelve men are convened by a sort of
-inferior Judge, first to see how the dead man came to be dead--it is
-certain as anything can well be! Yet this kind of Court must go through
-the long, tedious, and painful inquiry, _how_ the man died. Witnesses
-are dragged from home, from their pursuits, ruined may be; the whole
-community horrified, and the twelve men kept from home and business,
-and shocked by the most disgusting examinations of the dead! This whole
-process seems rather designed to give fees and business to the petty
-Judge and officers who compose this singular tribunal.
-
-But when this _sham_ Court has got through, the accused meantime, and
-the witnesses, are still awaiting the real inquiry, which may be put
-off for many weeks.
-
-When, after tedious delays, _twenty-four_ petty judges, assisted by
-an officer, having made up their minds to formally charge the accused
-with the crime, he is brought before a Judge, who is now for the first
-time to really try the man, another curious thing occurs. The Judge
-is not trusted alone to proceed--he must have twelve little Judges,
-and several Lawyers, to assist him. The little judges are the JURY,
-not selected for knowledge nor excellency, but any twelve men who can
-be readily got. Generally they are very poor represervatives of even
-the average wisdom and morality. They know nothing of law, nor of the
-Court, nor are they in the least competent to undergo the complex,
-tedious, and artificial _trial_ to which they are about to be put, as
-well as the accused. However, the business of these twelve is _not_ to
-look directly at the man and at the clear evidence against him--which
-might be within even their competency--but they are sworn upon the
-_Sacred Writings and by Jah_ (under severe penalties) to try the
-accused according _to the Law and the evidence_. Now, the Lawyers and
-the Judge determine as to the law, and the twelve men must obey them as
-to _that_--the twelve, however, are to determine as to the evidence.
-This means--they are to see and hear the witnesses, examine the
-objects of proof (which may take many days); keep all the statements,
-conflicting, confused, or other; hear all that the Lawyers may say;
-watch the demeanour of the witnesses, and of the accused--and they
-must take the _Case_ as presented and offered to them, however absurd
-much of it may be--and, finally, after all, they are not to take _this
-Evidence_ (as it is called) to judge it for _themselves_--no, they must
-take it _under the direction of the Judge_. They are sworn _to try_
-according to the Law and the evidence; but _evidence_ means _legal_
-evidence! and the Judge (aided by the Lawyers) directs the twelve men
-as to what is _evidence_. Under these conditions, one may judge as to
-the usefulness of this Jury--unless as a contrivance for the torturing
-of the innocent and the clearing of the guilty!
-
-I was present and examined this matter--for from the common boast of
-this excellent Jury-mode of _trial_, I wished to see with my own mind.
-
-At length, the twelve men being confined, so that _they_ cannot escape,
-in a sort of box; the Judge and the Lawyers being in their places,
-attired in the absurd wigs and black gowns [phe-ty-kos] (somebody once
-whispered in my ear, black-guards) [kon-di-to-ri]; the accused is
-ordered to stand up. The charge of murder is read;--confused by so much
-barbarous jargon, that no one but the Judge and the Lawyers understand
-it--in fact, oftentimes do not understand it--and the criminal often
-escapes trial because the _proper_ jargon has not been used. This
-_mixed tongue_ is the only one allowed in these trials, and must be
-taken from the fountain of Wisdom (as the Law book is called containing
-it). The speech is uncertain, only known to the Lawyers; and a mistake
-spoils the whole charge. Well, after more or less wrangling among the
-Lawyers, the charge finally stands. I must explain; there are _two
-sides_ of Lawyers--one (hired to do so), by _every means_ in its power
-tries to get the accused discharged, and is helped to do this by all
-the machinery of the trial--the other merely watches the proceedings,
-and sees that they are not too absolutely controlled by the other
-side. The latter, also, open and state the matter, and conduct it;
-but neither side works simply to obtain the truth. On the side of
-the accused, if guilty, the truth is _not_ wanted; and, on the other
-side, there is no interest in the matter which greatly moves. But the
-interest for the accused may be not merely to gratify, in some cases,
-powerful relatives, but to obtain as large _a sum_ of money as the
-Lawyers can get--which, where life is at stake, may be all the accused
-has now, or may, if discharged, acquire. In fact, in cases of robbery,
-the Lawyers for the accused may have received their compensation from
-the very plunder!
-
-The accused says to the charge either _Guilty_ or _Not Guilty_! This
-is a mere form. Then the names of the twelve men are called over,
-to see that none have got away--for it is a hateful and disgusting
-business often, wherein they _instinctively_ feel they really have no
-function--and yet enforced upon them, often to their actual great loss
-and suffering.
-
-How the scene fairly opens. The twelve little judges in their box;
-the big one sitting aloft, with pig-tail-ear-flapper wig; the Lawyers
-in pig-tail wigs and gowns; the officers of the Court; the witnesses,
-cowering and afraid; the accused in his high, strong cage (or box); and
-the spectators, friends, relatives, associates of the witnesses and of
-the accused--women and men--crowding in the dark corners of the Hall of
-trial.
-
-The Lawyers call and examine the witnesses. These are not permitted
-to tell the truth in their own way at all. They are sworn upon
-the _Sacred Writings_, upon pain of penalties of the Law, and the
-dreadful fear of the awful Jah and Hell, _to speak the truth, the
-whole truth, and nothing but the truth_! Now, the truth which they
-are to speak must be that _sort_ of truth which the Lawyers and the
-Judge determine upon to hear--not by any means _that_ truth which the
-witness, in his simplicity, is about to utter! Here, then, an honest
-and conscientious witness is likely to be at once bewildered; but a
-callous, self-possessed one, who does not intend to say one word more
-than he can help, finds himself doing exactly what the Lawyers and the
-Court understand by the oath--that is, to speak _for_ the one side or
-the other; _not for truth_!
-
-Consider the position of a witness, perhaps a timid woman, or an
-inexperienced person, never before called upon to take the _awful
-oath_, never before in such a place! Confronted, made to stand
-up, _thrust_ without respect, sometimes rudely and with positive
-disrespect; treated, in fact, as if a party to the crime, though
-perfectly ignorant of anything excepting of some chance _link_ required
-in the _theory_ of the charge--thrust forward into the gaze of the
-Judge, of the whole assembly. Every eye is fastened upon the trembling
-witness. She is ordered in a rough tone to hold up her hand, to take
-the _oath_, _to kiss the Sacred Writings_! What with the crowd, the
-novel and painful position, by this time the poor woman, when asked a
-question, can scarcely speak. The old, half-deaf Judge, turns his awful
-be-wigged head to her, raises his ear-flapper and says, "Speak louder,
-witness; I can't hear you." An officer bawls out, "Silence!" and, not
-unlikely, the poor witness fairly collapses, faints, and she is allowed
-to be seated.
-
-The Lawyers examine the witnesses, and if one begins to say something
-very damaging, if possible, will interrupt him; or, by and by, will
-insinuate some vile charge against him, to destroy his character with
-the hearers--not that there be any truth in the insinuation, but merely
-to effect the purpose of a vile _minion_ paid to defend, perhaps, a
-notorious offender!
-
-Thus the _trial_ proceeds; every effort is made on the side of the
-accused (which is the active side) to mislead, to confuse, to bewilder.
-The Law, read from big books, is constantly referred to, now to stop a
-witness in what he is about to say; now to get something _already_ said
-scratched off from the minds of the twelve men; and now to take the
-opinion of the Judges as to whether this or that should, or should not,
-be heard by the Jury.
-
-All these things go on day after day, not at all because there is any
-doubt as to the guilt of the accused, but because by these confused
-and interminable proceedings, the Lawyers who act for him expect to
-get him discharged--and discharged, declared by the twelve men to be
-_not guilty_! This is the great point; for, if this occur, it does not
-matter at all that the accused himself confess to the crime, _on no
-account_ can he ever be arrested again for the offence! "But how, when
-the proofs of guilt are present and so certain, can the Lawyers expect
-to get the twelve men to go against their very senses?" To answer this
-is to show the nature of the Jury system very plainly.
-
-When all the wranglings and speeches and Law-readings of the Lawyers
-have at last ended; when the Judge--who has in the course of the
-trial already loaded the twelve with all sorts of instructions as
-to what they are to keep in mind as _legal_ evidence, and what
-they are to leave out of mind--has made a long and confused speech
-(often interrupted by the Lawyers) recapitulating those parts of the
-conflicting mass of evidence which, and _only_ which, _is_ evidence,
-and has told them the manner in which this evidence must be applied
-to the charge; has finally told them that the crime charged must be
-the precise _crime_ laid down in the Law-books by that _name_, and
-none other; and that having found beyond all doubt that that crime,
-upon the _legal_ evidence, has been committed, then has _the accused
-committed the crime_ so defined, and so proved? To be certain of this,
-the accused must not only be found to have done it, but he must have
-known that he was doing it--that is, he must have been sound in mind.
-And if in any of these particulars there be any doubt, the accused must
-be acquitted; and further, every one of the twelve must agree--if any
-_one_ withhold his assent, then the prisoner cannot be declared to be
-guilty!
-
-With all these clear and simple directions (!) as to how they are
-to use their minds, an officer leads the twelve into a strong-room,
-and fastens them in! to consider their _verdict_ (as it is called).
-Not to consider simply and directly upon the plain evidence of their
-senses, and according to reason ordinarily used, but to consider _their
-Verdict_--a technical, artificial affair, made by the Lawyers, and only
-fit for _their_ minds--if even _they_ could do anything satisfactory to
-an honest man with it!
-
-The twelve are locked in and guarded by an officer; deprived of
-food, of rest, of any recreation; perhaps already exhausted from the
-hair-splitting [di-do-tzi] and intricate directions and proceedings.
-They are _Sworn_ to give their verdict according to the _Law_ (first)
-and the _Evidence_ (second). The evidence, however, being _all law_.
-Then, too, they are to say either _Guilty_, or _not guilty_; and no
-more.
-
-Now, the Lawyer's expectation may become verified. There is no sort of
-doubt in any of the twelve that the accused is a horrid wretch, and
-that he is guilty. But one man has got hold of an idea, based upon
-something said by the Judge, or perhaps only the suggestion of his own
-mind; and think of the vanity, the stupidity, the dishonesty, the mere
-indifference, the obstinacy, the excessive timidity, the weakness,
-which is likely to be in each of the twelve; one man has got _his_
-opinion--it is a matter of conscience. The one man is sufficient.
-Nothing can move him. Hour after hour passes. Night comes on--hunger
-knocks at the stomach; home is wanted; business is exacting; illness
-oppresses some, lassitude and sheer exhaustion overpower others--the
-one persists, only more obstinate by opposition--"The man no doubt is
-guilty, but I doubt if he be guilty according to law!"
-
-They cannot agree upon a verdict. The Judge and everybody else long
-since have gone to _their_ homes and pleasures. _They_ (the twelve)
-cannot escape unless they agree. To be sure, they may report to the
-Judge late on the next day that they cannot agree--only, however, to
-receive new directions (!), and be sent back again and kept till they
-shall agree!
-
-Human nature gives way. The one, strong and resolute, overpowers the
-eleven--or, rather, there have been only a part who would not have
-given over long ago. The fine maxim of English law--"_It is better that
-a thousand guilty escape than that one innocent suffer_"--turns the
-scale. There is a _doubt_--or something which looks like it--"let the
-accused have the benefit of it!"
-
-Now, in this scene, I am taking it for granted that the twelve are
-really not dishonest--not one of them. But suppose _one_ is, in secret,
-the determined friend of the accused!
-
-Thus, the Verdict of the Jury (not the direct and honest opinion of
-twelve men in a rational and ordinary use of their minds) is recorded
-in the Court--_Not guilty_. And a murderer is at once discharged;
-perhaps escorted with applause from the place by associates of his
-evil courses. Restored to the community which doubts not his guilt,
-and which has been horrified, agitated, and oppressed by its frightful
-details! It will be noticed how admirably everything, in this system,
-works to procure the escape of the guilty; but it must not be
-overlooked that it falls with crushing weight upon the _innocent_.
-Simple and direct inquiry would generally clear him at once. But
-no--the _theory_ in the minds of the officers is, that this _innocency_
-is a fraud; and the whole machinery works just as irrationally as
-before; because, the clear evidences of innocency are disregarded--the
-prisoner's guilt is unreasonably assumed (contrary to the reverse
-legal maxim) _by the officers_; and the whole crushing blow of this
-assumed guilt falls upon the innocent. He is thrust into prison; torn
-from family, friends, human sympathy; his actual trial is put off
-week after week, aye, month after month, whilst the officers hunt
-for what does not exist outside of their imaginations; and, finally,
-from sheer shame, the poor victim is discharged before an _actual
-trial_--discharged, it may be ruined and for ever tainted with the
-foul and unjust suspicion. Or, perhaps, finally _tried_, escapes after
-a long, tedious and confused scene; where the officers, anxious to
-convict one whom _they_ have so long assumed to be guilty, contrive
-to throw just enough of suspicion upon the victim to render his life
-ever after insupportable! However, he finally goes at large--ruined
-by enormous expenses, health shattered by confinement in prison,
-and _tainted_ in character. The victim of an absurd system--for the
-verdict is, for him, irrational and cruel. If, in the other case, _not
-guilty_ did not mean what the words imply--so, in this, the Jury give
-a no more meaning _Verdict_. No expression of any actual opinion. No
-sympathy, no regret; nothing to reinstate the unfortunate victim of
-official stolidity and conceit. _Nothing_ whatever; not so much as any
-compensation for loss of time and money. Meantime, during this pursuit
-of the innocent, the real criminal has got safely away.
-
-Now, this strange _Jury system_, boasted of as the _Palladium_ of
-Liberty by the English Barbarians, strikes my poor mind as something
-very cumbersome, irrational, and hurtful. The criminal class may
-well esteem it, for it seems exactly contrived to set the criminal
-at liberty, and to vex, terrify, annoy, and confuse everybody else.
-Witnesses themselves often fare more hardly than the actual criminal!
-and Society is shocked by needless and reiterated exposures of every
-particular of dreadful things to no rational purpose--unless to give
-fees to Lawyers and a host of busy officials, who live and fatten in
-these horrors.
-
-One might suspect that the whole machinery was contrived by the Lawyers
-(called _criminal_) to effect their purpose--that is, to protect their
-friends and supporters; the numerous men, women, and half-grown youths
-swarming everywhere, and known as the _criminal class_.
-
-Another unjust custom is when a man offends a Judge, he is not at once
-brought before him for reproof and proper correction. No; for his
-disrespect he is compelled to pay a _fine_ [tsig] in money which may
-beggar his innocent family, or prevent his creditors from obtaining
-their dues; or, _unable_ to pay, must lie in prison till it _be paid_,
-or until released by the angry Judge. Thus making the innocent to
-suffer! How much better in our _Flowery Land_, where disrespectful
-conduct is at once reprimanded and, if the disrespect be marked,
-punished on the spot, in the presence of the magistrate, and under his
-paternal direction.
-
-These may serve to illustrate usages not readily referable to any
-principle. They are rooted in old customs, when general ignorance and
-universal poverty made the mass one, and when simplicity and directness
-were natural. They are retained now in an artificial and totally
-different state of society, for no better reason than the English
-Barbarians have for other abuses and enormities--_they support the
-fungi which cling to them_! And the upper classes find their interests
-concerned in maintaining things as they are. The lower classes, too
-ignorant to see, are made to believe that nothing in human Wisdom
-and experience excels these very Laws and customs! The Barbarian
-stolidity, too, in the well-to-do classes, supports these singular
-views as to the perfection of the Laws and system of administration.
-These classes constantly mistake this _stolidity_ for solidity of
-character. When an evil is unmistakable, none the less, instead of
-removing it, they say, "Better bear those ills we have than fly to
-others we know not of!" (Quoting from their great Shakespeare.) But
-they do not stop to consider if it must necessarily follow that when
-one quits one ill he flies to _another_. As if one with a sore finger
-should refuse to apply any remedy to the _finger_ for fear he might
-thereupon find a sore upon his leg!
-
-Perplexed with these anomalous conditions, and by the stupid conceit
-and selfish indifference--the callousness and greed of the English
-Barbarians--I have wondered if, after all, these men were not of a
-different kind [sty-pho]. Possibly, the Sovereign Lord and Father
-of men, for wise purposes, may have created different sorts of
-men. Animals of the same type differ in swiftness, in strength, in
-intelligence. The Western Barbarians, though of the same type, may be
-inferior to our Illustrious people in the moral and mental functions.
-For some purpose in Eternal Wisdom, the Almighty Lord has given them
-strength of body, energy, and an _intellect_ sharp in matters of the
-_instinct_--which refers to the needs and passions of the body--thus,
-calculating, ingenious in contrivance, and inordinately selfish; but
-has not given them a large moral faculty, nor a broad and comprehensive
-mind. _They are, therefore, incapable of improvement beyond a limited
-range._
-
-The Idolatry, and its horrible grotesqueness--the inefficacy of the
-good in the character of the Christ-god, to influence the least
-abatement in the passion for Force; the cold-blooded abuses, and the
-confusion of error and truth, may be thus accounted for.
-
-This, however, suggests a continuance of the evils which have fallen
-upon _others_. The _All-wise_ sees where chastisement is due--and
-allows the Western Barbarians their time. The offences of the East need
-chastisement. The quickness, strength, and greed of the Barbarians,
-unchecked by moral considerations, make them the scourge of other
-distant peoples not possessing these qualities. The scourge is needed,
-otherwise it would not be permitted. There is a sufficiency of morality
-to prevent dissolution; and the Western tribes will no doubt fulfil
-their appointed task.
-
-Still, in their present forms, rooted in a _lower_ type of man, they
-must disappear; not lost, but absorbed and blended in a better and
-nobler race. In the East, I suspect this _highest_ type has always
-existed. Here, from immemorial ages and ages [tang-se-yan-se] the
-simple worship of the Sovereign Lord, and the divine faculty in man,
-have found their best expression, and taken a fixed and steadfast root
-in Government and in Society!
-
-I may be mistaken, and it is possible that the Western tribes may be
-capable of attaining to this settled order--but it must be after very
-long moons and thousands of moons [lir-re-ty-sin], during which they
-shall have overturned and reformed existing laws and customs.
-
-I may refer shortly to some of the more striking of these, so curiously
-and radically different from our notions in the _Central_ Kingdom, and
-so erroneously conceived in respect of the DIVINE ORDER. _First._--As
-to the character and worship of the Sovereign Lord of Heaven, and
-Father of men. Concerning the errors in regard to the true character
-and proper recognition of the Heavenly Lord, I need scarcely say more.
-There are wise barbarians who do not differ from my poor thought as
-to the need of an entire reformation upon this whole matter, which
-underlies nearly all genuine improvement in morals, in government, and
-in "Society."
-
-_Second._--As to Government. This must be seen to exist in the
-eternal order and nature of things, and not at all in any _Contract_
-[Kong-phu], "social" or other. Therefore whatever name be given to its
-Head, _the Function_ is as inviolable as is the Divinity from which it
-comes. If this Head, however, be incapable of properly representing
-the divine function, it does not therefore fail, but the nearest
-_fit_, in the established order acts. The Book of Rites and the great
-Council of the Illustrious, with us, see to this proper and orderly
-succession. No one is born to be absolutely Head--the Book of Rites and
-the Illustrious _Calao_, in our system, may see to it that the Head be
-fit for the due and divine order. Therefore, no one is born by _right
-of birth_ to govern, nor to make, nor to administer, laws. Wisdom and
-knowledge only, may entitle their possessors to take rank among those
-to whom government and administration shall be committed; and these may
-be changed, degraded, exalted, and removed as they conduct themselves,
-and not according to any family, nor hereditary distinction. Nor are
-_Places_ created for the aggrandisement of any, continued for the
-benefit of families, nor, in any case, made hereditary. Places are for
-the whole, and those who fill them are placed there, in trust, for the
-good of the whole, and must properly discharge the trust. They are
-never for the individual--always for the State.
-
-_Third._--As to the family. The Family being the _Prototype_ [mo-dsi]
-of Government, should show the Divine order. It must be one; not a
-divided, unintelligent _accident_ [phatsi]. It must have a clear
-faculty, and understand its true and vital significance--for the
-community is but an aggregation of families, and as these are so is the
-State. Then, to have disorder there is to have disorder throughout!
-There _must_, therefore, be in the Family, obedience to its head,
-order, and good conduct. If there be insubordination, disorder,
-immorality, disrespect, and disobedience to the natural head, then that
-is a disorderly family, and those who are guilty of the disobedience,
-disrespect, and disorder are _criminals_, to be corrected, restrained,
-and reformed.
-
-Woman, upon this right conception of the family, finds her proper and
-her honoured place. She is subordinate, but not in any humiliating
-sense; she is subordinate, because, in the very nature of her function
-as woman in the economy of nature, she cannot be otherwise--she _is_
-timid, defenceless, dependent. She has a right to the tender care and
-protection of her male relatives; and she, on her part, is bound to be
-obedient, submissive, orderly; and, upon these, affection follows.
-Her children are bound to respect and to obey her, and she is bound
-to have a care for them, and to respect and obey her husband as the
-unquestioned centre of regard and authority. The father (and husband)
-_is_ the Head of the family; there is no divided nor disputed power.
-Upon _him_ rests the responsibility of due order and proper position.
-
-From her nature and duties, the woman lives retired within her house.
-If she go abroad, it will be only from necessity, and then in the most
-quiet, modest, and unobstrusive way. She lives for her relatives, her
-family; not to attract the admiration of others, nor with the faintest
-idea that she may shine _abroad_--to be so charged would be to be
-charged as _shameless_. Only by this degraded _class_, who are barely
-tolerated without the city, and under the rigid supervision of the
-officers of order and decorum--could such a purpose be supposed to be
-thought of? She dresses with neatness, according to the established
-order, but always with such modesty that nothing is offensive to the
-chastest eye. She understands the range of her activity and of her
-affections. It is within the circle of family and relatives. All her
-accomplishments are to make her home pleasing. Duties and places are
-settled. She lives for those to whom she belongs, and who also belong
-to her. Her smiles are for her husband, and for her children, and her
-relations. She has no thought of going abroad to shine, nor to waste
-the time and money which belong to her family upon strangers. She never
-dreams that she has any _mission_ which calls her away from her home.
-She has no _call_ to "clothe the ragged," wash other people's dirty
-children, reform evil-doers, "convert the _heathen_," nor support
-"Society!" (These are some of the phrases which you will hear among the
-Barbarian women).
-
-Where women have not husbands, none the less they have relatives, and
-their home is with them. They have a right to this home, and are bound
-to do their duty in it, submissively, usefully, and quietly.
-
-If the Western Barbarians would see to it that all women, married or
-unmarried, were duly cared for in homes of relatives, _as of right_,
-and that they also made themselves welcome there by their usefulness
-and obedience, they would find an end of that agitation as _to Women's
-Rights_ existing among them. Rights would be as indisputable as
-duties--and the first of these would be a quiet, modest, and rational
-obedience to their natural protectors, who, in turn, would be bound
-to respect and protect them. And if by any strange chance a woman was
-absolutely without relatives (a thing nearly impossible in our _Flowery
-Land_), then the State should see to it that she had a suitable home.
-
-The education of woman, in a well-ordered Society, is also fixed and
-clear. It has immediate relation to her position and her duties.
-
-She is from the first never disturbed in the natural order. She sees
-her relatives always quiet, modest, _obedient_. She never thinks this
-state of things to be wrong. She perceives the manner of female life;
-its seclusion, its devotion to the family, its purpose, and end. There
-is no complexity about it, no _outside_ glitter, no field for show, no
-seeking for excitement and display. All her duties are at home--_her_
-happiness is _there_; _there_ she is to be attractive, and there she
-is to attract--the love and respect of her husband, the regard of her
-relatives, the affection and obedience of her children!
-
-So, her education needs no straining after effect. It looks directly
-to her duties, to her natural function and place; and to those
-accomplishments, of mind and of person, which shall enable her to
-be happy with books, with music, and the like; and shall add to the
-pleasures of her home.
-
-All these things are common-place with us--so simple as to appear
-trivial. Our Illustrious wives and mothers could not _understand_ the
-reasons for their elaboration--they have never seen the women of the
-Western Barbarians!
-
-The position of women in the _Social_ system of the West, on the whole,
-is the most remarkable thing in it.
-
-I have made sufficiently suggestive remarks in the progress of these
-_Observations_; and only now have to add a word or two upon the
-_general_ effect.
-
-It gives a wonderful life, restlessness, and colour to the whole aspect
-of Barbarian life. Think of all the women in our Illustrious Land, at
-once leaving their homes, the seclusion of their orderly houses and
-lives, and rushing everywhere with the men, over the Land! And, not
-only so, dressed in splendid gaiety of colour, and adorned with gems
-and feathers, crowding into all places of amusement and of travel!
-
-Nor this only, but showing themselves, in public places, with men,
-where paintings and sculpture, and things here only seen by men alone,
-are exhibited! And, often, so dressed as to cause even the man to
-blush!
-
-Why, the face of social life is completely altered. Instead of gravity,
-dignity, and an undivided attention to the duties of daily life,
-everything is rendered restless, confused; there seems to be no natural
-order, nor scarcely natural (cultured) decorum.
-
-But we must not be misled. Nature is too strong to be pushed aside--and
-with cultivation, even though imperfect, the moral instinct lives
-and saves. Habit, too, "is a second nature;" (as our divine Confutzi
-says); and what would be so overwhelming, if at once done, being usual,
-necessarily _has been_ subordinated to some rule--and made, at least,
-tolerable.
-
-And now, in drawing these _Observations_ to an end, perhaps, I may
-add, in respect of my poor and unworthy thoughts, that if I have
-said amiss, and which offends, I beg our Illustrious will pardon.
-To our _Literati_, exalted in wisdom, there is but little to which
-they may curiously look--but to _our people_, if any there be with
-whom some discontent may have been caused by too close intimacy with
-_Missionaries_ in our ports; by these let my poor _Observations_ be
-studiously pondered--that they may praise the Sovereign Lord of Heaven,
-who has given them to live in the _Central and Illustrious Kingdom_;
-where a true morality and a true worship are known; and where due ORDER
-AND PEACE, resting upon the unchangeable Heavenly order and peace, are
-established!
-
-Here, are no brutal worship of Force, and admiration of bloody
-plunders. Content to the due ordering of affairs, and with peace
-within, our Illustrious Realm seeks no aggrandisement, dreams of no
-conquests; and _wishes to do nothing but good_. It has no fears for its
-own position, nor jealousy of others. It is simply calm, strong, wise,
-and self-poised. It demands no more from others abroad than that it may
-peacefully live; and _be treated with that respect which it accords to
-those who practise moderation and virtue_.
-
-
-FINIS.
-
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-Title: Some Observations Upon the Civilization of the western Barbarians
- particularly of the English; made during the residence of
- some years in those parts.
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-Author: Ah Chin-Lee
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-Translator: John Smythe
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-Release Date: May 23, 2020 [EBook #62209]
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-<p class="ph3">SOME OBSERVATIONS</p>
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-<p class="ph5">UPON THE</p>
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-<p class="ph2">CIVILIZATION</p>
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-<p class="ph5">OF THE</p>
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-<p class="ph1">WESTERN BARBARIANS,</p>
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-<p class="ph4">PARTICULARLY OF THE ENGLISH;</p>
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-<p class="ph5">MADE DURING A RESIDENCE OF SOME YEARS IN THOSE PARTS,</p>
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-<p class="ph3"><span class="smcap">By</span> AH-CHIN-LE,</p>
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-<p class="ph4">MANDARIN OF THE FIRST CLASS, MEMBER OF THE<br />
-ENLIGHTENED AND EXALTED CALAO.</p>
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-<p class="ph4">TRANSLATED FROM THE CHINESE INTO ENGLISH,</p>
-
-<p class="ph3"><span class="smcap">By</span> JOHN YESTER SMYTHE, <span class="smcap">Esq.</span>,<br />
-OF SHANGHAI,</p>
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-<p class="ph5">AND</p>
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-<p class="ph3">NOW FIRST PUBLISHED OUT OF CHINA AND IN OTHER THAN CHINESE.</p>
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-<p class="ph4" style="margin-top: 10em;">BOSTON:<br />
-LEE AND SHEPARD, PUBLISHERS.</p>
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-<p class="ph4" style="margin-top: 10em;">NEW YORK:<br />
-CHARLES T. DILLINGHAM,</p>
-<p class="ph5">678 BROADWAY.<br />
-1876.</p>
-
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-
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-<p class="ph6" style="margin-top: 10em;">COPYRIGHT.<br />
-J.B. SWASEY.<br />
-1876.</p>
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-<p class="ph2" style="margin-top: 10em;">TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE.</p>
-
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-<p><span class="smcap">This</span> Translation of the Work of Ah-Chin-le is trustworthy as to the
-meaning of the Text&mdash;though the literal translation has not been, in
-many cases, attempted.</p>
-
-<p>Preserving the Spirit of the Author, the Translator has desired to be
-intelligible in good, readable English. Where it is impossible to give
-the precise thought of a mind so differently cultured, the <i>nearest</i>
-English is given. It is hoped that the inherent difficulty of the task
-may excuse errors of grammar and style.</p>
-
-<p>The Translator has been so absorbed in his Author, that he fears he may
-have often slipped in his Syntax, and been rude in his manner. However,
-with whatever faults, he hands the volume to his Countrymen&mdash;thinking
-that they may be as much interested in it as he has been; and may
-derive as much amusement. If it do not commend itself for its Wisdom,
-it may, at least, for its novelty&mdash;that is, as a genuine expression of
-intelligent <i>Chinese</i> opinion, concerning the "<i>Civilization of the
-Western Barbarians, and particularly of the English</i>."</p>
-
-<p>The Author's own Preface explains the Origin of the Work, and its
-claims to consideration.</p>
-
-<p>
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><span class="smcap">The Retreat,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 5em;">Shanghai, China, 1875.</span></span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="margin-left: 45em;">J.Y.S.</span><br />
-</p>
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-<p class="ph2">AUTHOR'S PREFACE.</p>
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-<p><span class="smcap">Ah-chin-le</span>, Mandarin, and member of the exalted <i>Calao</i>, to the
-Illustrious <i>Wo-sung</i>, Mandarin, First class, President of the most
-Serene, the grand Council, <i>Calao</i>; virtue, health, and the highest
-place in the Hall of your Sublime Ancestors! Trained from my youth
-for many years in the school of the Foreigners [Fo-kien], so as to
-be versed in the languages of the chief Barbarians of the West, and
-particularly of the English, afterwards perfected in the latter at our
-port of Shanghai, and sent by your Illustrious command upon a private
-mission with the Imperial Embassy to the outside Barbarians of the far
-West to curiously seek into the state of those Peoples, and report upon
-the same to your Illustrious mind&mdash;that being so informed exactly,
-your Wisdom might, in those matters appertaining to the Western
-Barbarians, enlighten the Son of Heaven (our Celestial and Imperial
-Majesty [Bang-ztse] most renowned and exalted) when, in Council, things
-touching those outer Barbarians should be considered: these, my poor
-words, in so far as to your Illustrious Wisdom it has been thought
-proper to make general, are now produced: that the happy subjects
-of our Central, Flowery Kingdom, may understand more perfectly the
-condition of those outside Barbarians, respecting whom so very little
-is known, and may the more cautiously guard the Sacred Institutions
-[Kam-phfe] of our Celestial Land&mdash;wise, peaceful, powerful, and teeming
-with an industrious and contented people, before the Western Barbarians
-had so much as the rudiments of learning.</p>
-
-<p>Ah-chin prostrates his poor body before your Illustrious Benevolence,
-and craves forbearance that these, his unworthy <i>Observations</i>, are not
-better ordered:&mdash;the circumstances of travel, fatigue, agitation of
-mind, hurry and confusion, have been unfavourable for that due ordering
-of the same which a respect for your Illustrious Wisdom required&mdash;in
-this particular the precise Report, submitted to the Exalted, the
-<i>Calao</i>, through the hands of your Illustrious Greatness, is more
-perfect. These are minutes, rather, jotted down and fastened for better
-reordering, if, at another time, it should be judged fit. May the
-Sovereign Lord of Heaven [Chang-ti] keep your Illustrious mind and body!</p>
-
-<p>
-<span style="margin-left: 45%;">AH-CHIN-LE.</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Note.</span>&mdash;These <i>Observations</i> now following were made in
-England, and refer chiefly to the <i>English</i> Barbarians, who pride
-themselves upon being the most powerful and most enlightened of all the
-outer Barbarians, and, in fact, of any People in the whole, immense
-World.</p>
-
-<p>
-<span style="margin-left: 45%;"><span class="smcap">Ah-Chin.</span></span><br />
-</p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2">TABLE OF CONTENTS.</p>
-
-
-<table summary="toc" width="80%">
-<tr><td>CHAPTER</td><td></td> <td>PAGE</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">I.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_I">&mdash;OF THE RELIGION AND SUPERSTITIONS OF THE
-ENGLISH</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">II.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_II">&mdash;OF THE HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY OF THE ENGLISH</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_45">45</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">III.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_III">&mdash;SOME PARTICULARS OF THE INTERNAL ADMINISTRATION</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_76">76</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">IV.</td ><td><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">&mdash;UPON EDUCATION: A FEW REFLECTIONS</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_98">98</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">V.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_V">&mdash;OF THE LITERATURE OF THE ENGLISH</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_109">109</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">VI.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">&mdash;OF THEIR TRADE, AND REVENUE DERIVED FROM IT</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_131">131</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">VII.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">&mdash;SOME REMARKS UPON MARRIAGES, BIRTHS, AND
-BURIALS [HI-DI]</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_150">150</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">VIII.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">&mdash;OF ART, ARCHITECTURE, AND SOME WORDS ABOUT
-SCIENCE [KNO-TE]</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_170">170</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">IX.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">&mdash;OF AMUSEMENTS, GAMES, AND SPECTACLES</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_195">195</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">X.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_X">&mdash;OF EMPLOYMENTS OF THE PEOPLE, AND ASPECTS OF
-DAILY LIFE</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_214">214</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">XI.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">&mdash;OF THE HIGH-CASTES: SOME PARTICULARS OF THEIR
-DOMESTIC AND SOCIAL CUSTOMS</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_223">223</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">XII.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">&mdash;OF THE APPEARANCE OF THE COUNTRY, THE CLIMATE,
-AND OTHER THINGS</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_246">246</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">XIII.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">&mdash;LONDON</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_257">257</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td align="right">XIV.</td><td><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV">&mdash;SOME GENERAL OBSERVATIONS</a></td> <td align="right"><a href="#Page_278">278</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2">OBSERVATIONS.</p>
-
-
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF THE RELIGION AND SUPERSTITIONS OF THE ENGLISH.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">The</span> worship of the supreme Lord of Heaven [Chang-ti], is not unknown to
-these Barbarians, though degraded by many Superstitions.</p>
-
-<p>The purity of the divine and original Worship (as with the vulgar in
-our Celestial Kingdom) is too simple. About 500 or 600 years after
-our Confutze, in the time of the Romans, there appeared in an obscure
-province of their Empire a new Sect of devotees, who asserted that
-they had among them a Son of Heaven. This Son they called <i>Christ</i>;
-and those who adopted this new deity were called <i>Christians</i>. This
-was nearly 2000 years [met-li-ze] ago. The Sect increased and spread.
-One of the Emperors of the West adopted the new god, and enforced the
-worship of him upon the subjects of the Empire.</p>
-
-<p>All the Western Barbarians derive their knowledge from the Romans;
-whose power, indeed, they over-turned, but whose civilization they
-imitated. Particularly, the Bonzes (Priests) of the new <i>Superstition</i>,
-joined to the Chiefs of new powers (which arose upon the ruins of the
-Roman Empire), preserved some remains of the ancient Learning, and
-enforced the new<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span> Superstition. What little of letters remained was
-almost entirely with the Bonzes. This event was much the same as the
-introduction from the Hindoos into our Central Kingdom of the worship
-of the Hindoo god, <i>Fo</i>; and, curiously, these events happened at about
-the same time.</p>
-
-<p>It is to be observed that in our Illustrious Kingdom there is a
-tendency to superstitious observances. We have several <i>Sects</i>
-[pho-ti]; but our <i>Literati</i> merely tolerate and do not worship. A
-simple and pure homage to the Sovereign Lord of Heaven [Hoang-chan-ti]
-is an act of the Wise: and even the <i>Sects</i> make their <i>Spirits</i>
-subordinate to Him. The Western Barbarians, however, dishonour the
-true worship by strange "rites"&mdash;even by incredible superstitions,
-when the intellectual culture is considered. It is not long since, in
-the monstrous credulity of the people, directed by the Bonzes, it was
-believed that the <i>Devil</i> (Chief of the <i>Evil Demons</i>) would enter into
-an individual&mdash;generally some old, ugly, and friendless woman&mdash;and,
-<i>by her</i>, turn the milk sour, drive the cattle mad, torture children,
-shrivel up the limbs, blast with the <i>Evil Eye</i>; and even plague
-with disease and with horrible death! And these wretched women, and
-sometimes men, themselves often fancying that the Devil was really
-in them, were seized upon, dragged through mud and mire, fearfully
-maltreated, and put to death by the horrible torments of fire, upon
-this wild accusation: and this terrible scene was not caused by a
-maddened rabble of the common sort, but under the lead of the Bonzes,
-and according to the Laws of the Land.</p>
-
-<p>The great, central figure of idolatry is the Pope, who<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span> sits enthroned
-in Rome; and is, generally, a very old man, not always remarkable
-for wisdom nor virtue. He claims to be the sole vicegerent of the
-Christ-god, and only visible divine Head&mdash;all who do not worship
-him are really not true worshippers. Yet, there are many <i>Sects</i> of
-this <i>Superstition</i>; and in England, the Sovereign is held to be the
-true Pope and Head! The English Pope now worshipped is therefore
-a woman&mdash;the Queen! Such a thing seemed to me to be too wild&mdash;a
-phantasy&mdash;I could not comprehend. I knew that this Sect&mdash;the Roman&mdash;had
-long ago followers in our Flowery Kingdom; and our annals show was
-tolerated: not, however, for the <i>Superstition</i>, but for the Bonzes,
-who were masters of some useful knowledge. Personally, I never knew any
-native devotees of the Superstition&mdash;in fact it has steadily diminished
-in repute, and its few and scattered adherents are very obscure. So I
-was, and am still, puzzled by this extraordinary <i>Sect</i>. I have read
-the <i>Creed</i>; a sort of verbal incantation, made by devotees in the
-temples.</p>
-
-<p>One day, I begged of a good-natured, large-bellied, Priest to explain
-to me; and ventured to ask him if the <i>Creed</i> was really an Article of
-Belief, or only a formal and meaningless Invocation&mdash;like some of the
-mummeries [phin-zi] of our Superstitious Sects. He looked surprised;
-but when he saw that he was thus accosted by a "<i>Heathen Chinee</i>" (as
-these Barbarians always contemptuously call the inhabitants of our
-Central Land), he merely said: "Why, you have in China our Missionaries
-to enlighten your darkness; have you never met them?" "No; I have
-heard of them at Shanghai;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> but they do not speak our tongue, nor do
-we understand them; and their teachings, even if understood, would
-attract no attention from the <i>Literati</i>, who would consider them as
-unworthy of notice as any other Superstition." "How so? our Religion is
-no Superstition; it is the true and <i>only</i> true Religion, revealed by
-God himself to his chosen people, and miraculously preserved for all
-believers." "I bow before your Illustrious mind and body; but we have,
-and have had from time immemorial, just such pretensions; they are as
-old as history." "I will not argue; but look at the excellency of our
-divine religion!" "Where shall I look? If you mean the excellency of
-certain moral principles, there is nothing peculiar to your <i>Sect</i>
-in them. They have been taught in our schools for thousands of
-years&mdash;they <i>are</i> excellent; they show the divine in man&mdash;man is of the
-divine; morality comes of that." "But look at your frightful vices;
-at your Pagan worship&mdash;see the effects of idolatry!" "I bow to your
-Illustrious mind." I saw my effort to obtain any reasonable explanation
-was fruitless; I made my obeisance and left. What an illustration of
-ignorant and superstitious conceit! Vice, thousands of miles beyond
-sea, so dreadful; the vice at hand, defiling every corner, unseen! The
-only true Religion of this Priest will not see, or, seeing, he will
-not believe that it is Vice&mdash;or, at any rate, idolatrous&mdash;pagan Vice!
-I could not believe, at first, that the <i>Superstition</i> was more than
-a Form, kept up merely for the advantage of the Priests. The sharp
-intellects of the Barbarians, applied so fruitfully to useful arts,
-seemed stultified, if I held to their actual belief. I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> doubted the
-honesty of the Priests; I knew the bad character of many of the Bonzes
-of our Superstitious Sects. Now, better acquainted with the imperfect
-civilization of the people, I am not moved by these ignorant and
-bigoted displays. Poverty, vice, and drunkenness; crimes of violence
-and fraud, are rife among the Barbarians. The Temples, ordered and
-maintained by the <i>Queen-Pope</i>, are, for the most part&mdash;especially in
-great cities&mdash;empty. The Sects of the Low-Caste people, despised by
-the High-Caste, are far more zealous worshippers, though not better
-<i>Christians</i>. The funds raised to support the great Temples and the
-Priests, are nearly all absorbed by them, and the Temples left ruinous.
-The lowest Castes do not worship, but curse the Sovereign Lord. Yet,
-our Illustrious Kingdom is called <i>Pagan</i>&mdash;<i>Heathen</i>&mdash;words implying
-every degradation; and our people fit only to be turned over to the
-endless torments of Evil Spirits!</p>
-
-<p>Like our Confutze, the principles of morality and general benevolence
-are taught in the sayings ascribed to Christ. Yet fighting in the
-most brutal manner is allowed in the Schools, although the teachings
-of Christ, commanding Charity and Peace, are conned over in the daily
-lessons; and horrible Wars for the subjugation of other Peoples,
-incessantly waged! Still, if we may believe these Barbarians, all
-true religion and virtue are possessed only by them! The education of
-the people has been disregarded; and now, when the wisest of their
-great men has, with great difficulty, caused a decree to issue for
-the teaching of the neglected masses, at least, in some rudimental
-learning, the purpose is likely to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span> fail. The Priests demand that the
-<i>Superstition</i> shall be taught, and those of one <i>Sect</i> insist that
-they shall lead; denouncing a differing <i>Sect</i>. Each <i>Sect</i> denounces
-every other: and, so far is the contention carried, that the teaching
-of the people is lost sight of; the special <i>Superstition</i> of a Sect
-being held by its adherents far more important than merely "Secular"
-teaching! It must be understood, that though, commonly, there is but
-little real reverence for the Supreme Lord, and less benevolence, yet,
-such is the hold which the Bonzes have got of the imagination (by means
-of the <i>devil and hell</i>, which are greatly feared), that they are a
-<i>power</i>. Their demands, therefore, as to the education of the people,
-will be respected; and the matter be left, largely, in their hands.
-This, owing to the bitterness existing among the Bonzes of the Sects,
-will cause the whole attempt to fail&mdash;to fail, as a general measure.
-The Lowest orders, for whom the design was chiefly devised, do not hold
-the Bonzes in esteem, and will not be so readily led by them, even were
-the Priests themselves in accord. The Sects and the Priests not only
-fight upon this subject; they are usually at strife upon any matter
-wherein their coöperation is desired. One leading rule of the <i>Sacred
-Writings</i> commands, <i>Peace</i>. In respect of all who differ from them,
-these Sects say that the true meaning is, <i>War</i>! Each Sect dislikes
-and denounces every other; and the members of all damn to everlasting
-torments the whole human race but themselves! This place of eternal
-torture in "fire and brimstone" [Zan-tan-li] is called Hell [Tha-dee]!</p>
-
-<p>In the ceaseless conflicts of the <i>Sects</i>, the most dread<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>ful crimes
-have been committed. The chief events recorded in the annals of the
-Western Barbarians for many ages, and even to this time, have been
-only bloody wars, massacres, and vile intrigues, springing out of
-these conflicts: horrible crimes, again and again repeated, and under
-circumstances too dreadful for belief. And when I have looked into the
-causes of these shocking events, there seemed to be no more involved
-than the manner of interpreting some obscure word or phrase in the
-<i>Sacred Writings</i>; which to a wise man would be unimportant, however
-interpreted, or if never interpreted at all!</p>
-
-<p>At this moment, the best intellects among the English (who boast
-that they are superior to all other Barbarians), are hotly disputing
-as to the proper mode of wearing vestments, of holding or of not
-holding candles, of standing and posturing, and other matters equally
-important, when the Priests officiate in the Temples. The most trivial
-thing in the <i>Superstition</i> is esteemed of such consequence, that
-an error respecting it may be fatal to the "soul" [pan-tzi] in the
-future life! Some of the most learned fear the words and "missives"
-of the poor old man, who sits in Rome (already referred to), and is
-worshipped by most Christians out of England (and by very many in it)
-as the only delegate of the <i>Christ-god</i>. They fear this Pope&mdash;fear
-that by his connection with the <i>Evil One</i> he will "<i>play the devil</i>"
-among them. And though of precisely the same Christ-god <i>Superstition</i>,
-merely because of a difference of opinion as to the visible "Head" of
-that Superstition, really believe that this poor old man (called by
-the larger por<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>tion of Christians, with profound worship, Pope, <i>Holy
-Father</i>) may, by his wicked devices, allure into his worship, and bring
-under his power, the English Barbarians; to the everlasting destruction
-of their souls!</p>
-
-<p>This notion of an <i>Evil-one</i>, universal among all the Barbarians, I
-never well comprehended. We have in our Flowery Kingdom Sects which
-believe in good and bad <i>Spirits</i>; although our <i>Literati</i> smile at
-such things; that is, in the vulgar forms. But the Christians assert
-that the Devil is too strong with men for the Supreme Lord&mdash;and the
-English <i>Sect</i> say that the Pope is a very child of the Devil! To be
-sure, their Sect is the feeblest of all, and merely separated from the
-great Pope-sect upon points not touching the superstition itself, and
-really on selfish and personal grounds. They know that the Pope justly
-claims a direct and regular succession from the <i>Christ-God</i>; that he
-and his adherents, forming the vast majority of <i>Christians</i> (as all
-the sects call themselves) are believers with themselves in all the
-main "<i>dogmas</i>" [ka-nti] of the Superstition; yet, none the less, they
-are the children of the Evil-one, and fit for Hell. And not the vulgar
-only, but the learned actually have a horror that the Pope may be again
-worshipped in England. A calamity too terrible for contemplation!</p>
-
-<p>The Pope-worshipping Sect repay this hate with an equal abhorrence,
-and send the English <i>heretics</i> to the awful Hell, with the same
-satisfaction.</p>
-
-<p>All the Western Barbarians worship this new <i>Christ-God</i>, but, like our
-devoters of <i>Fo</i>, divided into many Sects, as I have already intimated.
-The benignant <i>Fo</i>,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span> teaches his idolatrous devotees how to differ
-without hate. But, these <i>Christians</i> are always at strife, bitter and
-irreconcilable; not as to essentials, even within the Superstition
-itself, (to say nothing of genuine morality), but as to things trivial
-and absurd. One will say, "Be baptised or be damned to the eternal
-Hell!" But another says, "Baptism is only a symbol, one may be saved
-without it." Then, "What is baptism?" Some say "The Priest must immerse
-in water;" but another, "No, the Priest must sprinkle the face only."
-Yet another, "Water is itself nothing, Priest nothing, unless before
-either, the baptism of the 'Holy Spirit' have occurred." To perfect the
-"rite," all say that the Priest must offer proper "Incantations," and
-generally in the Temples before the Idol. The contestants damn each
-other to everlasting torments for not being <i>truly</i> baptised.</p>
-
-<p>All the Sects say, "You must believe in Christ or be damned;" but do
-not agree as to what this <i>Belief</i> is, and go on damning each the other
-for not having truly believed.</p>
-
-<p>It is impossible, however, to make intelligible the countless vagaries
-of the Sects. They all fight under the same <i>Christ-God</i>, whom they
-all address, among other titles, as the "Prince of Peace" [Tchu-pe].
-They all profess to follow His precepts, one of which is to love all
-men, even enemies (not <i>friends</i>, one of these angry disputants once
-said). These revered Precepts are written in the <i>Sacred Books</i>, and
-all the Sects swear their oaths upon these, and resort to them for
-the unchangeable rules of belief and practice. They all<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span> declare that
-the <i>Sacred Writings</i> are so plain that a man, "though a fool, may
-understand," and so clear, "that he who runs may read." Yet, they
-curse each other to the eternal torments for interpreting erroneously.
-The truth is, that <i>the Books</i> are most obscure, and differences of
-interpretation are inseperable from their use; the terrible thing is,
-that Superstition has made these differences so important. The <i>Sacred
-Writings</i> are contradictory, and teeming with things indifferent,
-meaningless, or trivial. Written at widely different periods, by
-many hands, long ages ago, in an obscure and barbarous dialect, for
-different objects, their true meanings cannot always be rendered. But
-few, even of the Priest-class, can read them at all in the original.
-They are mainly Records of the Laws, customs and wars of an obscure and
-terrible race, here and there interspersed with Invocations to the Gods
-of that race, and with their Proverbs, or words of wisdom. This tribe,
-called <i>Jews</i>, revolted from their masters, the Egyptians, and fled
-into a desert region lying west from the Hindoos. The man who led them
-in this revolt was learned in the laws and customs of Egypt, and upon
-these he founded his own system. He declared himself to be directly
-called by Jah (Jehovah) to be their High Priest and Judge&mdash;that they
-were to obey him who received from Jah immediate instructions&mdash;that, in
-fact, to disobey him was to disobey Jah. That he was to lead them forth
-to found a new State, and that the power to announce the will of Jah
-alone resided with him and his successors, in this High Priesthood, and
-that they could only be successful over their enemies and prosper,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span> by
-an implicit obedience to Jah, by the mouth of the High Priest.</p>
-
-<p>This event took place in our dynasty, <i>Shang</i>; and our annals,
-referring to the Western Barbarians of the ancient times, make mention
-of some things&mdash;obscure movements of tribes, and of the great works
-performed by the Egyptians; and of a servile race, condemned to toil
-on these structures: and, possibly, this revolt of the Jews may have
-been contained in these references. However, the whole matter would
-have been lost ages ago, nor have left a trace, but for the singular
-circumstance that the ancient records of these Jews have in a good
-measure escaped destruction. This happened not by any chance; but from
-the fact that the High Priest, pretending to be the very mouth of Jah,
-made all his utterances <i>Sacred</i>; and the Priesthood, inscribing and
-preserving the Jewish "Rites," worship and institutes of all kinds,
-guarded these writings with extreme care; which the reverence of the
-Superstitious people enhanced. Thus these <i>Institutes</i> of the Jews,
-declared to be by the Priests the very will of Jah, came to be "<i>Holy</i>"
-[Kan-ti]&mdash;inviolable! Now, the Barbarians regard this preservation
-of the Jewish Records as an evidence of their divinity, and a clear
-warning to man not to disregard them; and when they assert (as, by
-the High Priest, they constantly do), "Thus saith the Lord-God-Jah,"
-they accept the declaration, and bow before it, as the very word of
-Jehovah! But we know that similar "<i>Sacred Writings</i>" are common in the
-East, and that these pretensions of the Priests are as universal as
-<i>Superstition</i> itself; in fact, form the chief features in it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The new Christ-God was a Jew; and, though, singularly enough, in the
-words ascribed to him, in those parts of the <i>Sacred Writings</i> assigned
-to him and his immediate followers, there are bitter denunciations of
-the spirit and of the letter of much in the old, Priest-made part;
-and he distinctly says that his office is to give new and reformed
-rules; none the less, his immediate followers, being Jews, naturally
-looked upon him as Great High-Priest, speaking as did their ancient
-High-Priest (High-Priest and Christ-God)&mdash;the very "mouth-piece"
-[Mu-te-pi] of Jehovah! Adding to the High-Priest a <i>Messiahship</i>;
-for they believed him to be the mysterious <i>Messiah</i> of their Sacred
-Writings, foretold by their wise <i>Seers</i> long ages before! The great
-High-Priest who should deliver them from all their enemies, and lead
-them to a universal dominion! Very few of the Jews themselves, however,
-adhered to this opinion: in fact, Christ was put to a shameful death by
-them as an <i>Imposter</i> [Kon-ti-fe]. And by the Jews, in general, he was
-and is still considered to be a misguided fanatic. The Romans at this
-time held the Jewish province, and continued to do so. Meantime, the
-followers of the Christ-God, as I have said, spread by degrees, after
-his death, into other Roman provinces. New Superstitions were often
-greedily received; the Western Barbarians had always readily adopted
-new gods, and new Superstitions. This idolatry was, however, held in
-contempt by the learned; but it slowly spread among the lower orders,
-and penetrated to Rome itself.</p>
-
-<p>The Roman soldiery, in some instances, made it conspicuous; and,
-after some generations, a Roman Emperor,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> thinking he saw some
-miraculous evidence of its divine force (in the workings of his own
-dark imagination), forced this new Superstition upon his Empire. That
-Empire embraced the Western world. The Barbarians who succeeded to them
-adopted, largely, their laws; their worship, and their religious rites.
-Thus, these Western Barbarians are <i>Christians</i>; and, though they
-detest the Jews none the less, hold to their "Sacred Writings" as the
-very words of Jah&mdash;whom they also worship! This they do because they
-follow the few Jews who accepted Christ as Jehovah, rather than the
-<i>whole people</i> who rejected him!&mdash;follow the few who accepted Christ as
-the Messiah-God promised in the "Sacred Writings;" and hold with them
-that these are the only <i>Revelation</i> of the will of Jehovah to man! By
-<i>Jehovah</i> meaning the only Supreme Lord of Heaven!</p>
-
-<p>The remarkable thing is that this enormous pretension is not ascribed
-to <i>Christ</i>, but is obscurely announced in certain writings of the
-early Christian Jews. Thus these Western Barbarians, scoffing the
-name of Jew, accept of his ancient and ferocious god, and adopt the
-barbarous <i>rites</i> of a blood-thirsty and obscure tribe of the desert,
-make the records kept by the Priests of the tribe <i>Sacred</i>, and curse
-to <i>Hell</i> the whole Jewish race for not accepting the interpretation of
-<i>a few of their number</i>&mdash;the few, and only a few, worshipping Christ as
-the true <i>Christ-God</i>. That is, these Barbarians better understand the
-subject than the people into whose hands the matter was entrusted by
-Divine wisdom.</p>
-
-<p>When one considers, then, the foundation of the great worship of the
-West, one wonders not at the Sects and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span> strife. Founded in dark and
-cruel <i>institutes</i> of ignorant antiquity, the attempt to engraft a
-better system failed, because in this attempt the Priests were still
-<i>Jews</i>, who, adoring Christ, adored him as Jehovah and a Jewish
-High-Priest. What follows becomes more intelligible, but not less
-astonishing. The new worship has its divine <i>Revelation</i> from Jah,
-interpreted by its Priests, who introduce Christ as their great
-High-Priest, and the <i>Christ-Jehovah</i> of the new worship. All are
-<i>damned</i> to the everlasting Hell who do not believe these Priests,
-worship this new god, and accept as the very Divine <i>Word</i> these
-<i>Jewish writings</i>. This superstition suited the dark imaginations of
-the Barbarians, and was, in truth, not unlike their own, and may have
-had a common origin.</p>
-
-<p>The intellectual activity of succeeding ages has been mainly devoted
-to these <i>Sacred Writings</i>; and the disputes, as to the meaning,
-never-ending. Every word has been criticised. <i>Sects</i> have been formed
-upon a syllable&mdash;appearing and disappearing. Now one would madly
-starve, another feast. Some fanatics would live in caves, some on
-inaccessible mountains; some tortured themselves, and held women to
-be unclean unless they married <i>Christ</i>. Some would only shout their
-invocations, others would only commune with the god <i>inside</i>. Some
-<i>would</i> kneel, others <i>would</i> stand. Sometimes a sect more wild than
-usual would organise vast bands of warriors, all wearing a symbol to
-show that they were Christians&mdash;usually a <i>cross</i> (because the Jews
-put Christ to death by hanging him upon a cross); and, placing Priests
-at the head, would rush to distant parts to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> root out <i>pagans</i>. These
-dreadful slaughters of distant tribes were called <i>Crossades</i> (from
-the symbol referred to). Some Sects destroyed society by another
-fanaticism; they forced men to live in caves or in dark stone chambers,
-shut off from all cheerful life, and from all intercourse with women;
-where they should constantly make invocations, lash themselves with
-thongs, and half-starve themselves; having skulls to hold before them,
-and awful paintings of Hell and devils to horrify them,&mdash;if perchance
-they may propitiate the <i>Christ-God</i>, Jah. Women also being driven into
-similar, horrid imprisonment in stone vaults, where the whole life is
-spent in invocations and sufferings, without so much as seeing any man.</p>
-
-<p>These and numberless other things grow out of the interpretations,
-ever-changing, of the <i>Sacred Writings</i>; which, to the dark imaginings
-of Priests and devotees, seem ever to give such utterances as fit to
-their feelings. To the Priests they are an unfailing arsenal of power.</p>
-
-<p>For many ages nearly all the Books written&mdash;mainly by Priests&mdash;were
-in respect of the <i>Sacred Writings</i>; called commentaries, homilies,
-disputations, doctrines, invocations, sermons; endless in name, and
-nameless.</p>
-
-<p>This <i>Literature</i> is less in repute than formerly, and immense
-collections of huge writings are now rotting away in the dismal alcoves
-of <i>Libraries</i> [Buk-sti], as great stone buildings for keeping Books
-are called. This <i>Literature</i> is rarely looked at now, excepting by the
-Priests and antiquaries [ol-olphoo]; much of it is obsolete in form,
-or in the Roman&mdash;not now so much in vogue as formerly. A large portion
-of the writings, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> a larger portion of the "speeches" [phi-lu-tin],
-however, are devoted to the same subject; but the style is modern,
-and less obscure, though not less deformed by a dark and irrational
-superstition.</p>
-
-<p>To my poor mind, were all these innumerable productions of gloomy and
-bewildered intellects&mdash;misled and crazed by a monstrous Idolatry&mdash;swept
-for ever away, nothing would be lost&mdash;nothing, unless the most
-astonishing monument ever builded by man. However, it is doubtful
-whether to lose even this is not better than to have <i>anything</i> left of
-so monstrous a Pretension.</p>
-
-<p>Whilst thus the Barbarian <i>brain</i> wasted itself in this wretched work,
-and piled up its ponderous tomes of useless, and worse than useless,
-Literature&mdash;holding knowledge in general as vain, and <i>Science</i>, when,
-in Priestly interpretation, not according to the barbarous <i>Sacred
-Writings</i>, as a thing to be accursed&mdash;activity of body, during the
-same ages, did <i>its</i> dreadful work. Directed by the Priests, one
-<i>Sect</i> denounced another as <i>damnable</i>, and the stronger attempted to
-destroy the weaker by "fire and sword." New contentions would arise,
-to be crushed out by bloody execution; only to spring up again, to
-be again extirpated. Every <i>Sect</i> as it appeared would fight for
-supremacy. All worshipped the Christ-God, and sought the same Sacred
-Writings; and all invoked His aid, and pointed to those Writings for
-their authority&mdash;to exterminate a weaker <i>Sect</i>; to deliver over
-whole provinces to rapine, slaughter, burning, destruction; cities in
-conflagration; women, children, as well as men, not merely slain, but
-put to death with tortures unspeakable; massacres, by treachery and
-surprise, of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span> thousands and tens of thousands! To such work was the
-activity of body largely directed by Priests and the savage chiefs.
-For ages these atrocities were perpetrated. History has no parallel of
-horror; human nature seemed to have become possessed by the <i>Devil</i>
-of the Superstition, and exceeded its <i>diabolism</i> [pau-di-ki]. In the
-name of Christ, fire, slaughter, and rapine, spread over the whole
-immense world. Wherever the Priests of this dark superstition became
-powerful, everything which opposed them perished. It was a cardinal
-principle that men could be saved from the dreadful Hell only by the
-aid of the Priests, and by accepting of their interpretation of the
-<i>Sacred Writings</i>. The system erected by the Priests was called the
-<i>Church</i>, and none could be saved unless they were in the pale of <i>Holy
-Church</i>&mdash;unless they, in the manner directed by the Priests, performed
-all the rites of worship. These not merely were directed to the worship
-of the Sacred Writings, the Christ-God and Jah, but to the mother of
-God and to the Pope. In England, by and by, the Priests threw off the
-Roman Pope, and set up the English Sovereign, for the time being, as
-Pope, and put men and women to death by fire and torture for still
-preferring the older Idol.</p>
-
-<p>Nor is this madness, this fanatical fury, wholly expended. Education
-has not yet raised these Western tribes into the enjoyment of a
-rational worship&mdash;of a rational morality&mdash;of a life, calm, tolerant,
-and beneficent. They have never attained the civilisation of our
-Central Kingdom, and to the wisdom of our illuminated Confutse.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>There is morality to be found among them, and a few worship, purely
-and simply, the God of Heaven, and look with untroubled hearts upon
-the senseless superstitions. The masses are, however, still held in
-them; and the High Castes either hold to the prevailing idolatries,
-or pretend to do so. This old Jewish Worship, with its <i>rites</i> and
-pretensions, fastened upon tribes by Priests and the Roman power,
-is still dominant in the West. In England to-day it is the same
-superstition, only the Queen is Pope, instead of the Man at Rome. For
-this the English are <i>damned</i>, as worthy of Hell-fire, by Roman Pope
-worshippers; and the English return the curse. A constant <i>Bugbear</i>
-[Do-nki] to the English mind is, that the more powerful Roman Pope may
-get into England again; then, what horrors! Nor does this frightful
-<i>chimera</i> alone alarm the lower people; the most learned Englishmen,
-and their wisest, exert their minds in writing and in preaching against
-this terrible thing.</p>
-
-<p>To me this seemed strange&mdash;incredible. The English Barbarians are, in
-general, sharp enough; they are learned in many things; they can see
-the absurdity of Eastern superstitions; they denounce the Roman-Pope
-worship as worthy of <i>hell</i>; but they worship a Queen-pope at home, and
-the same Christ-Jah-god and "sacred writings" which the Romans worship.
-They believe, as do the Roman-pope worshippers, that all who do not
-worship the <i>sacred writings</i> and the <i>Christ-Jah-god</i>, and accept of
-the Priest-<i>Church</i>, will inevitably burn for ever in fires of Hell;
-yet, because of the separation as to Pope worship, each regards the
-other<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span> <i>sect</i> with a hatred only appeased by sending each the other
-to the dreadful Hell! How incredible that the human mind&mdash;the active
-and skilled human mind&mdash;should alarm itself and others for fear of the
-worship of a Pope&mdash;a man: and really think the condition of the human
-soul would be hopelessly wretched&mdash;if it mistook the right object of
-worship&mdash;the idol of Rome, or the idol of England! The intellect truly
-employed would be directed to the overthrow of <i>the superstition</i> and
-its objects of idolatry altogether. The Roman or the English Pope&mdash;the
-Roman or the English <i>sect</i>&mdash;what matter? Both alike indifferent and
-worthless to an intelligent worshipper of the <span class="smcap">Supreme Lord of
-Heaven</span> (Hoang-chan-ti). His worship is elevating, supporting a
-clean morality, tolerant, benevolent&mdash;a morality found wherever man is
-found; debased, more or less, as man be debased, or as he may be sunken
-in vicious or cruel superstitions.</p>
-
-<p>To restore a pure worship is to help on a better civilisation among the
-Barbarians. Nor would a respect for the morality ascribed to Christ do
-other than help in the same way. The misfortune is, that that morality
-has been overlaid with Jewish and Priestly additions and inventions.
-There are some of the English <i>literati</i> who dare to teach a purer
-worship, discarding the <i>superstition</i> in its grosser pretensions; but
-they are not listened to.</p>
-
-<p>It is difficult to understand what is accepted as <i>true</i> by the
-differing <i>Sects</i>&mdash;but their differences may be disregarded&mdash;and I will
-refer to what all the Sects of the <i>Great Superstition</i> subscribe to,
-aside from the matter of <i>Pope</i>.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span></p>
-
-<p><i>One, only God</i>: in three parts&mdash;each part a very God!</p>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p>1. <i>The Judge and destroyer</i> of mankind; for all are damned to Hell!
-This is the Jewish Jah.</p>
-
-<p>2. <i>The Son</i>, begotten of Jah upon an immaculate virgin. Sent to
-mediate with Jah and appease His fierce anger, so that some may
-escape Hell&mdash;that is, those few who have "<i>believed in</i>" <i>and
-worshipped the Son</i>, the Father, and other things. For as to what
-is to be believed, form the points of endless contention, as I have
-hinted.</p>
-
-<p>3. <i>The Holy Ghost</i>, or Comforter, whose function I have never
-comprehended. It appears to be a divine <i>Effluence</i>, entering into
-the devotee, to warm, exalt, and enlighten him; especially to comfort
-him and to support him in his dire conflicts with "<i>the flesh,
-hell, and the devil</i>" (as the Superstition reads). It is an "awful
-mystery" in the <i>rites</i>, and has crazed many a worshipper; for those
-who fancy themselves to be in the possession of this <i>Effluence</i>
-feel like gods, and conduct themselves as scarcely accountable to
-mortal control; though others feel an absorption, as they say, into
-the divine nature&mdash;a notion like that of some of the fanatics of the
-Hindoos and of the East.</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>As powerful, indeed more powerful over men, is the terrible
-Satan&mdash;<i>Devil</i>, <i>Evil One</i>. There are many names and shapes. This
-monster was once (according to the superstition) chained down in
-hell-fire, for having raised a rebellion against Jah, who, however, let
-him loose again, and gave him wings to fly from his fiery prison to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
-the world, where he should wage war with Jah, in a covert way, by his
-craft drawing away mankind from Jah to his worship and to his designs;
-that, however, he should never prevail to overthrow Jah, and the only
-result would be to increase the number of the countless devils of
-low degree already in Hell, by adding to them nearly the whole human
-race!&mdash;for to that torment all go who do not worship in spirit and in
-truth, according to the superstition. This awful strife between Satan
-and Jah always proceeds. The Priests say that, for "some wise purpose,"
-Jah suffers Satan to succeed in his snares; and his victims continually
-fall into the everlasting place of Fire, prepared for the devil and his
-victims. The Priests say that this wholesale destruction of mankind
-was a thing predetermined by Jah, and that he created the Devil to
-accomplish the work; but they do not explain why the torments should
-be everlasting; as men are themselves short-lived, one would think a
-reasonable superstition might have limited the fire-torture to, say,
-twice the length of mortal life!</p>
-
-<p>Our <i>Literati</i> will readily recognise some parts of this horrible
-superstition&mdash;perhaps the main features, as Oriental&mdash;going back to the
-dimmest dawn of tradition, and to the early and grotesque forms of the
-human imagination, dark and uninstructed. The <i>Hell</i>, however, is a
-terrific expansion of the horrible, suited to these Strange Barbarians.</p>
-
-<p>Besides these great deities, there are Arch-angels, Angels, Saints
-male and female, Spirits good and bad&mdash;the latter <i>Imps</i> of Satan
-(whatever the word may<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span> mean), who enter into human beings, and take
-on the human form: in this disguise, called Ghosts, Wizards, Bogies,
-Witches. However, good people can tell these devilish <i>Imps</i>, and avoid
-them (so they be <i>good</i>, that is, true worshippers of the Idols of the
-Superstition); for the smell of brimstone sticks to them, and the tail
-and cleft-hoof&mdash;inseparable from devil-imps&mdash;will always show somewhere
-to <i>the good</i>. But, if unawares the Imps catch them, they are only to
-say <i>Christ</i>, or <i>Jehovah</i>, or call on some Saint, and the Imp will at
-once vanish like a vapor!</p>
-
-<p>It will be seen that this Superstition is as populous with gods and
-spirits as are any in the East, and some of the forms more frightful
-and ridiculous.</p>
-
-<p>There are dissentients&mdash;some, who, not dissenting to the chief gods,
-yet conjecture that the good and bad <i>spirits</i> merely symbolize good
-and bad propensities in human nature. But real objectors are few and
-timid, afraid of punishment&mdash;if not here, then after death. For the
-Superstition so long rooted has engrafted its terrors in the very
-blood, and men are born with the <i>Horror</i> in them; they can never
-free themselves from it. A few, however, do dissent; but, like our
-<i>Literati</i>, they do not care to oppose vulgar ignorance openly, nor is
-it safe; they feel a contempt, but repress its too-marked expression.
-"Why render themselves uselessly odious?" they say. The Priests, very
-likely, often disbelieve much of what they say; but not unlikely their
-emoluments (<i>livings</i>) have some effect upon their conduct, though not
-upon their private convictions. In our Flowery Land there is a maxim:
-"A common man's brain is in his belly."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I have had a High Bonze say to me, when I have suggested some
-objections, "Oh, we do not know anything about such things; the
-morality is good, and we need a devil for women, children, and the
-common people: it is safer to let things alone."</p>
-
-<p>"But," I have rejoined, "<i>Is</i> it quite well, in the long run, to teach
-falsely?"</p>
-
-<p>"I do not say it is well to teach <i>falsely</i>. I said, I do not know&mdash;who
-does? Men more learned than I believe strongly, men wiser than I
-have "gone to the stake and perished by slow torture of fire," made
-<i>martyrs</i> (we have no such word) of themselves, rather than deny these
-things. They were probably right. I simply take things as they are."</p>
-
-<p>"But," I replied, "surely misguided fanaticism, of which the world is
-full, is proof of nothing whatever, unless of the sincerity of the
-madman&mdash;not always of that."</p>
-
-<p>"My dear Ah-Chin, you are very quick, and no fool (I beg pardon), but
-you do not understand it. The Superstitious parts are mere forms; and
-as to the <i>horrors</i>, as you call them, I think them indispensable; they
-are better than the Police." (The Police are the officers who arrest
-offenders in the streets and public places.)</p>
-
-<p>The Bonzes who talk in this way are, usually, what are derisively
-termed "hunting and fishing" Bonzes, not remarkable for strictness
-of conduct, though quite as likely to stick to the Temples, like our
-Bonzes; they are not likely to pull down the roof which shelters them.
-The Superstition is less revered than formerly, and its wilder parts
-are less obtrusive. Its pretensions are not<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span> moderated in terms, but
-the practice is more moderate. Sects do not put each other to death, at
-present, though so much of the old bitterness remains that no one can
-say what horrors might follow upon unexpected changes. Gradually wise
-men endeavour to drop out of sight the Jewish and Priestly creations,
-and, inculcating morality, take the <i>Christ-God</i> as symbol of Charity,
-and his moral precepts as the basis of a moral Philosophy; or (to
-be less offensive to the Superstition) <i>Christian Philosophy</i>. In
-this way they seize hold of what is true in the Great Idolatry, and
-endeavour to ignore the grosser parts altogether. They hope to bring
-about a rational worship without violence, by a gradual disuse and
-forgetfulness of the irrational, and are willing to yield something to
-ignorance, if they can by that means, in the end, enlighten it. They
-allow to Christ an exalted character, large in the divine faculty,
-and divine as man is divine in possessing that faculty&mdash;to say, <i>the
-moral</i>. In this, much as we see in our exalted <i>Confutze</i>, who lived
-and taught long before the period ascribed to Christ, and from whom the
-Western tribes, doubtless, received their moral notions.</p>
-
-<p>The religion of Wise men is the same at all times and everywhere.
-Wherever some intellectual culture exists, men will be found who
-understand and practise the rules of morality; and wherever this is
-general, there is the higher civilisation. This higher civilisation,
-resting upon a general morality among a people, has for its base a
-rational recognition of the Sovereign Lord and man's dependency and
-accountability to Him; <i>Father of men</i>; and Himself the source of this
-morality. He,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span> <i>in this faculty, reveals Himself</i>, and shows to man
-<i>his</i> sole claim to a divine relationship.</p>
-
-<p>This higher civilisation does not mistake intellectual achievement
-as its title to enlightenment. The sharp and active brain is
-quite consistent with the base and low; and may be indifferent to
-superstitions and degrading idolatries. But the moral faculty, active
-and large, at once refines and exalts the intellect; then men are truly
-<i>wise</i>, and degrading superstitions die.</p>
-
-<p>The object, then, to which the true worshipper aims, everywhere, is
-to bring man out of a debased into an enlightened recognition of the
-Supreme Lord and of this simple relationship; to teach that the human
-race form one family, united indissolubly to each other, and to the
-Supreme Lord, by the divine moral faculty, to which the intellect
-is subordinate; that by this they may be all truly enlightened,
-and worship simply and truly, with grateful and serene trust, the
-Supreme Lord and Father of all. This worship can never be other than
-beneficent. It is only the expression of gratitude; the desire for
-better wisdom, for still larger charity, a well-doing and serene life,
-at peace with itself and all beside.</p>
-
-<p>To a civilisation resting upon this simple and direct worship and
-morality, few barbarians have any perception; their pride and gross
-superstitions have made it impossible.</p>
-
-<p>The temples are often very grand and beautiful, built of hewn stone,
-with lofty domes, towers, bells, and spires. The priests are very
-numerous, and divided into many ranks. The lowest are the curates,
-who do<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span> the "<i>dirty</i>" work, as the English phrase it. They are but
-little better than beggars, though mentally often superior to those who
-half-starve them, whilst the higher ranks (by whom they are hired) live
-luxuriously.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Sacred Writings</i> say that Christ was Himself a mendicant, and
-that his first followers were but little better; that he denounced,
-in bitter terms, all pride and luxury; that the true object of life
-was not to think of oneself, but of others; to give to the poor, help
-the distressed, and the like. In truth, this benevolence and the moral
-precepts of Christ (as I have already said) are its <i>salt</i> [pho-zi].</p>
-
-<p>I have, in the temples, heard a High-Caste Priest eloquently exalt
-this benevolence, and pointing out the divine charity of the <i>Master</i>
-(as Christ is often called),&mdash;heard him say, "My brethren, give to the
-poor, help the suffering, do good whenever you can, give your all to
-Christ."</p>
-
-<p>I have said, "This is excellent; I will talk with this benevolent
-Bonze." On one occasion I did so. The High-Caste had dined; I was
-ushered into his presence; the fruits and the wine were still before
-him. I approached and bowed low before him, and dared to ask, "Is your
-illustrious body well?" He slightly nodded, and waved me to a seat. I
-expressed my admiration of his benevolent morality, as shown in his
-exalted <i>invocation</i> in the Temple. "Oh, that was of course; we do
-not rely upon morality." I begged pardon, but did not understand. He
-added: "Morals are well, in their way. Charity is a good thing, if the
-purpose be sanctified; but nobody is saved by his goodness." He saw<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> my
-bewilderment. "Oh, I deplore your darkness; I grieve over the errors,
-too fatal, even in our Christian land." I could only bow. He continued:
-"When will the darkness of superstition give way, in the East, to our
-glorious religion? When will the worship of Christ spread over the
-whole benighted world?" I ventured to hint that I had called to speak
-my thought of his noble benevolence. "Oh, yes, we must give. But the
-true worship&mdash;knowledge of, and belief in, the <i>Redeemer</i>&mdash;ah! that is
-the only means of salvation; those are the vital things." I said, "The
-poor are everywhere, and need help." He looked at me suspiciously for a
-moment, and then brightened; he saw I had not come to ask for anything.
-"Yes; the Scriptures say, 'The poor ye will always have with ye,' and
-we cannot alter it." "I am told that your Low-Caste Priests are good
-men, and do nearly all the work. I know one of these who is very kind.
-Your benevolence is like our <i>Confutze</i>, who had a tender regard for
-the poor and distressed."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, our divine <i>Master</i> taught charity; but one must go higher than
-that." "Pardon my poor mind, but do you <i>not</i> really give to the poor,
-in your temples, as your exalted Wisdom taught?" "Ah-Chin, you mistake;
-but one must overlook your darkness of mind&mdash;no offence&mdash;<i>Society</i>
-takes all I can spare, and I give to Curates from my revenue."
-"Society? I do not comprehend." "Well, no; you know nothing of the
-incessant calls. We must visit and receive visits; keep up equipages,
-servants; then there are always poor relations, and the poor Curates
-(these are the 'poor relations'<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span> of our order)." "But the Curates are
-poorly paid, I am told, and deserving." "The Curates are well enough;
-but more fuss is made than need be. I was a Curate, Ah-Chin, myself."
-"Your illustrious did not need aid, perhaps?" "Well, yes; I got
-Curate-fare&mdash;cold shoulders of mutton, and other colder shoulders." I
-saw that there was something which I was not to understand. "Pardon,
-but the <i>Society</i> is not to be put before the Christ-God?" "I beg, sir,
-you speak not in that way. I pardon much to your darkness. Do not again
-profane our blessed and holy religion."</p>
-
-<p>This alarmed me; I did not know what portended. I bowed very low,
-and humbly craved permission to take my leave. I really feared
-punishment&mdash;perhaps of the <i>Cangue</i>, or pan-tsee. I afterwards knew, no
-more than the reproof of the High-Bonze was imminent; though, had the
-common people caught a <i>pagan Chinee</i> who had dared to speak, in their
-notion, disrespectfully of their Idols, he would be fortunate to have
-no worse treatment than a <i>ducking in a horse-pond</i> [phu-it-mu-dsi-wo].</p>
-
-<p>What but slow progress is to be expected when a people&mdash;even the
-<i>Literati</i>&mdash;are so superstitious? for the errors there, make obstacles
-everywhere. It is but just now that nearly the whole population of the
-province of Ireland (one-third of the kingdom) have been relieved from
-maintaining the English Idolatry, though they detested it.</p>
-
-<p>The intolerance of the devotees prevents better men from reforming
-abuses, even in the Temples. If a Priest dare to moderate the excessive
-absurdities of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span> Superstition, he at once endangers his <i>Living</i>,
-and is likely to be degraded and driven forth to neglect and poverty.</p>
-
-<p>I, myself, knew a Wise Priest of rank, who very innocently published
-some comments upon the <i>Sacred Writings</i>, wherein he showed that
-the statements as they stood were simply impossible. Now, as I have
-said, the <i>Sacred Writings</i> are worshipped; and to doubt that they
-are the words of Jah is horrible&mdash;formerly punished by death, now by
-degradation, <i>excommunication</i>, and loss of revenue. This poor man did
-not express any doubt; he merely pointed out an error, which might be
-there <i>somehow</i>, and which he thought, in his simplicity, should be
-removed or explained. But the <i>Canon</i> [ban-gwo] of the Superstition
-allowed of no comment of that sort as to the Word of Jehovah! and
-cursed out of the Temples, with his Priest-robe torn off, and his money
-stript from him, the daring <i>blasphemer</i> [zw-an] must go!</p>
-
-<p>This is an astonishing <i>Canon</i>; for if one allows that four thousand
-years ago Jehovah spoke words which were <i>then</i> inscribed&mdash;if one
-allows that the Jewish Priests kept annals and chronicles, and down
-through different ages preserved and added to their histories&mdash;if
-one allows that the followers of Christ after his death recorded
-some things concerning his life and his teachings, and that other
-followers wrote letters upon these matters&mdash;yet, one must also allow
-that all these writings were written at different periods, for
-different purposes, and in different and scattered records; all in
-obscure and unknown tongues; that they have been<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span> copied, re-copied,
-translated&mdash;that there are various versions&mdash;that, in respect of their
-meaning, and even of their right to be called a part of the Word, the
-highest and best cannot agree! Yet, through all the changes of great
-periods of time&mdash;through darkness, and wars, and every sort of ignorant
-credulity&mdash;through everything! <i>every word</i> of this huge collection of
-Obscure and Ancient Literature, and of an Obscure and Barbarous People,
-remains exactly as originally delivered by Jah! "Oh, certainly,"
-says his devotee, "because <i>He has preserved them</i>." "Yes; but when a
-statement is absolutely impossible&mdash;as where 'the water covered the
-whole earth.'" "Oh, the <i>Word</i> does not deal with Science." I think
-not; Jah was not a god of science&mdash;he was, in fact, just as ignorant as
-the Jew-Priests who pretended to speak his <i>Word</i>!</p>
-
-<p>Yet this inconceivable <i>Canon</i> goes further, and declares that this
-<i>Word</i> is the absolute, and only, and perfect <i>Revelation</i> of the Deity
-to man; that it contains the only <span class="smcap">TRUTH</span>, and is the only way
-by which man, <i>under damnation already</i>, can have <i>any</i> hope, however
-small, of escaping the everlasting fire of hell! Upon this <i>Canon</i> all
-the Sects of the Western Barbarians erect their <i>Idolatries</i>&mdash;they call
-them Churches; but, as we have seen, they are for ever fighting as to
-the meaning of these very Sacred Writings!</p>
-
-<p>Another <i>Canon</i> is, that Christ is the very God (Jah), and that the
-Holy Ghost is also the very God. And to deny this <i>Canon</i> is to go to
-Hell! Nor does it at all matter that one has never heard of this, nor
-that he could have never heard. The whole race of man before<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span> Christ
-was born, to this very hour, are either burning, and will surely burn,
-in everlasting fires of Hell, unless they have <i>believed</i> in this
-Canon! And Jah contrived that all this should be exactly so; though
-he did also plan from all time that his Son, Christ, should go down
-to the world and get himself put <i>to death</i>; and thus the great Jah,
-appeased by the sight of his Son <i>dying on a cross</i>, should be so far
-softened that some would escape Hell! Only a very few; because no one
-could escape unless he knew, and believed, and accepted, and <i>was born</i>
-into the very blood of this son! A mystery so incomprehensible, that
-Christians do not pretend to solve it, and are always trembling for
-fear that they may not have been <i>born again</i>!</p>
-
-<p>How, under these circumstances, as Jah cruelly neglected to let
-the <i>Heathen</i> know that they could be saved&mdash;(indeed, they suspect
-no danger)&mdash;the good-hearted devotees of the Barbarians employ
-Bonzes to go over the great Seas to the <i>Heathen</i>, to carry them
-the <i>glad tidings</i>! These delegates from the Barbarians are called
-<i>Missionaries</i>, and the Temples and devotees are full of prayers and
-invocations for the Salvation of the Heathen! by which is meant the
-worship of the Barbarians duly adopted in our Central Kingdom, and in
-other regions of the wide world not under the sway of these Idolaters!</p>
-
-<p>But our Flowery Kingdom, from so long ago as dynasty <i>Whey-Song</i>, has
-known of these missionaries; and we know of some now amongst us. They
-are harmless enough, and quite fully understand how to adapt themselves
-to circumstances, and draw the money necessary<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> to their support. The
-Bonzes of the Roman Sect are the wisest, and care for nothing very
-idolatrous; if a <i>convert</i> will go so far as to be baptised [Wa-shti]
-they are quite content. They seek to be useful, and keep the obnoxious
-features of the Superstition out of sight.</p>
-
-<p>There are also some Jews in our Central Kingdom. They have been known
-in some provinces from a time long before the supposed birth of Christ.</p>
-
-<p>Another <i>Sect</i> of the region of the Western Barbarians (in the Eastern
-parts), who worship a god named <i>Mohammed</i>&mdash;a <i>Sect</i> merely an
-offshoot of the Jews, from whom they adopted the most part of their
-superstition, and equally fierce and intolerant&mdash;penetrated into our
-Flowery Land soon after its rise. It was about six hundred years ago
-that they established a slight hold amongst us, and are still to be
-found&mdash;never here in their weakness exhibiting any of the savagery of
-strength. In a large portion of the Western regions they were for ages
-as cruel and destructive as the Christians, and, in fact, waged wars
-with them for absolute mastery, during which all the horrors usual to
-those dreadful Barbarians terrified and maddened mankind. Finally,
-these two Sects, <i>Christian and Mohammedan</i> (so styled), divided the
-whole region of the Western Barbarians among themselves! and from that
-time have been less quarrelsome with each other, than have the <i>Sects</i>
-of the two great divisions in their intestine conflicts.</p>
-
-<p>Thus, it will be acknowledged that the Barbarians are well disposed
-sometimes towards us,&mdash;or at any rate the devotees of their
-Superstition are,&mdash;and we must gratefully thank them for their sincere
-anxiety for the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span> salvation of our <i>souls</i>; for our <i>bodies</i> that is
-another matter. They think us ignorant, even of the ordinary rules of
-morality. They do not know that before Greece or Rome had appeared
-in history, our worship of the Sovereign Lord and our moral precepts
-were established, purely, simply, and that our annals show that the
-Grecian and Roman culture largely borrowed from ours, though not the
-<i>Superstitions</i>. These were derived, probably, from some source common
-to the Western Barbarians, likely Egyptian, and though modified by
-habits of tribes, retained more or less of those original traits which
-appear in all.</p>
-
-<p>The Temples are numerous, though often quite deserted except by the
-Bonzes and their servants. The same revenues are taken by the Bonze
-whether there be any worshippers or not, and sometimes the prayers are
-said or sung to empty forms (seats)&mdash;not more empty than the prayers.</p>
-
-<p>Next in rank to Curates come Rectors, who enjoy good <i>Livings</i>
-[mo-tsi], and have fine houses and gardens. The other higher ranks,
-are Arch-Bishops, Bishops, called Lords [tchou], who live in stone
-<i>palaces</i>, and have great revenues; but Society robs them of the larger
-portion of this revenue,&mdash;a barbarous injustice,&mdash;leaving the poor
-Lords quite destitute. I was told this; but I never happened to meet
-with a starved Bishop.</p>
-
-<p>These <i>Tchou</i>-Bonzes intermarry with the High-Castes, perform the
-marriage ceremony for them, wait upon the Queen with invocations to
-the gods&mdash;baptize royal infants; that is, sprinkle them when eight
-days old, in the Temples with invocations, with many ceremonies,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
-after which they are safe from the devil and the dreadful Hell; these
-are the chief duties of their exalted office. As great <i>lay-lords</i>
-(that is Lords not of the soul but of the clay&mdash;lay), they sit in the
-great Law-making <i>Council</i>; where their function is, to see to it that
-no law be made which in any way can injure the temples, or their own
-revenues and powers. One does not see that they are remarkable for the
-practice of the virtues which they teach; nor that they are meek and
-lowly followers of the Lamb (Christ-god); or that they very often "wash
-the feet of the disciples"&mdash;although they are commanded in the <i>Sacred
-Writings</i> to do these things; and also to succour the distressed, give
-to the poor, and other like acts of charity. I should have been pleased
-to see a Bishop kneeling and washing the feet of some devotee! but I
-never did. They discharge those duties which they owe to Society with
-honourable punctuality: keeping up neat equipages, sleek horses, and
-pious servants; and wearing the garb of their order with a scrupulous
-exactness, even to the shoe-buckles.</p>
-
-<p>They quote the example of the Christ-god, who, when on the world, made
-from common water <i>good wine</i>; and are very choice respecting this
-article. As to charity, they are so robbed by Society, that, what with
-gifts for the <i>Heathen</i>, and poor relations (for whom they are also
-expected to get good <i>Livings</i> in the Temples), they have but little
-to spare. Then, too, "Charity begins at home" (the <i>Sacred Writings</i>
-declare), and he who does not take care of himself, and those who are
-dependent upon him, "is worse than a Heathen" (This is again from
-the <i>Sacred</i> words). For those poor and benighted creatures,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span> sunk in
-dreadful idolatries, indeed, something must be put into the Missionary
-box!</p>
-
-<p>The different <i>Sects</i> quarrel as to particular modes of Worship in the
-Temples. Some will have candles lighted, to please the idols; others
-say, they do not need candles, and are offended by the smell. Some say,
-You should make Invocations kneeling; others say, standing. Some say,
-one should face to the East, others say, to the North. Some say, you
-should pray aloud; others say, silent prayers are more acceptable. And
-very sharp quarrels and <i>new Sects</i> arise upon these matters. None are
-allowed to worship in Temples but devotees of the High-Caste Sect. All
-others must worship in Temples not dignified by a loftier name than
-<i>Conventicle</i>, <i>Chapel</i>, or the like.</p>
-
-<p>I will state, briefly, what is the ceremony of Idolatry in the great
-<i>Queen-pope</i> Sect. She is worshipped in the Invocations, and receives,
-with her children, a place in the prayers.</p>
-
-<p>When the great bells sound from the high, stone towers, the High-Castes
-go, richly dressed, into the Temples, uncover and bow the heads to the
-Idol, in silence&mdash;making Invocations, silently. By the command of the
-Jewish <i>Sacred Writings</i> the Seventh day (so, continuously, for ever)
-is devoted to the grand Worship in the Temples. This is a marked thing
-among the Western Barbarians&mdash;this devotion of one day in every seven
-to the Worship of Jah&mdash;as ordered in the Sacred Word. It is declared to
-be Jah's day&mdash;<i>Holy</i>-day. And it is so sacred, that there is danger of
-Hell to him who</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Does any work or play</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Upon the sacred day,"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>as the mongrel verse-makers of the <i>Superstition</i> have it! And the
-Priests vehemently denounce all who do not worship upon that day.</p>
-
-<p>Some object to so great strictness; and the quarrel, as usual, is
-bitter between the strict and the not-so-strict Holy-day worshippers.</p>
-
-<p>Those not-so-strict think that the poor, who work six days, should be
-allowed to go to the places of amusement on the seventh, and enjoy
-harmless recreations. The strict say they should be punished for
-desecrating the day by their neglect of worship; yet the poor cannot
-go in dirt and rags to the Temples. The High-Castes go there in rich
-attire, and would be incommoded by the poor&mdash;indeed, the High and Low
-Castes never mingle, not even in their worship. In truth, not many of
-any rank attend upon the Priests in worship. The devotees are mostly
-old women and older men, a few young people attracted by opposite
-attraction of sex, children and servants; a few pauper children may be
-huddled into a dark corner for fear of offending the idols.</p>
-
-<p>The Priests face the Idol, and make Incantations, which are repeated,
-age after age, without any alteration; no Priest dare to make any the
-least change; the wrath of the gods would follow.</p>
-
-<p>One peculiarity is, that the most abject <i>confessions</i> are made, by
-Priests and devotees, of heinous offences&mdash;making eternal punishment
-fitly their due. They beg for pardon and that <i>salvation</i> (meaning
-deliverance from the awful Hell) may be granted, not for any good
-in them, but wholly for the sake of the Son&mdash;the <i>Christ</i>.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span> On my
-first attendance in a Temple, when I heard these fearful confessions
-and looked upon the fine women; the carefully dressed worshippers, I
-thought, "How dreadful, these High-Castes such wretches&mdash;incredible!"</p>
-
-<p>I afterwards discovered that the <i>sins</i> [ly-ie], the offences
-confessed, were merely <i>ecclesiastical</i> (we have no term like it);
-nobody ever really confesses any wrong which he may have committed.</p>
-
-<p>The grand act of worship is, however, the <i>Creed</i> (here again in our
-Flowery Land we have no term)&mdash;an Invocation and Declaration wherein
-all swear, under the awful penalty of eternal burnings in Hell and
-torments of Satan for ever, that they believe and worship all points of
-the <i>Superstition</i> with thankful hearts and undoubting minds. Repeating
-after the Priest, all standing, facing the Idol, uncovered, with eyes
-downcast and deep abasement.</p>
-
-<p>The Incantations do not differ from the Invocations, only they are
-droned out in songs, more dismally, perhaps. The burden of both is
-to deliver the <i>true</i> worshippers from "the wiles of the flesh and
-the devil"; to overthrow, if possible, this awful demon, and to save
-sinners, of whom the worshippers declare themselves, in a hundred
-different ways, to be chief, "<i>miserable offenders</i>" [ka-nt-lm-mbi].
-These, and lofty exaltation of the <i>Christ-God</i> and of the Father Jah,
-who, when He had given his word that nothing could save man from Hell,
-graciously allowed the Jews to crucify the Son, that in the Son's
-sufferings He, Jah, might let off some of the sufferings of mankind.
-Possibly some of the present worshippers might be among the lucky
-<i>saved</i>.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span> For this <i>salvation</i> endless praises are to be Sung in the
-Temples below; and for ever and for ever in the great Heavens, through
-the infinite eternal worlds without end.</p>
-
-<p>A Hymn of Praise in which all join ends the act of worship. The Priest
-<i>blesses</i> the people and invokes the mercy of the gods; and they,
-making due obeisance to the idols, retire in silence or to the music of
-the great organs.</p>
-
-<p>A special act of worship, or Incantation, is always made to the
-<i>Triune-god</i>, that is, the <i>Three-in-one</i>, called <span class="smcap">Holy Trinity</span>
-(<i>Threenity</i>). To omit this would, in the opinion of devotees, be so
-terrible a thing that no one would dare to stay a moment, fearing that,
-like Korah in the <i>Sacred Writings</i>, the very world would open itself
-and swallow them up. This <i>three-in-one</i> seems like a <i>Hindoo</i> god.</p>
-
-<p>The Bonzes attend upon the sick and the dying, moderating their
-fears of damnation by insisting upon the most abject devotion to the
-Superstition, and intimating that, if they heartily grieve over their
-offences, and with undoubting minds believe in all the points of the
-<i>Creed</i>, then they may receive the <i>Sacraments</i>&mdash;that is, <i>Sacred
-Meats</i>; which having received, the devil and Hell may be set at
-defiance. These Sacred Meats are symbols of the very <i>body and blood</i>
-of Christ&mdash;a shocking <i>rite</i>, borrowed wholly from the old, savage
-Jews, who held that a <i>Sacrifice</i> must be offered up to appease the
-wrathful Jah on almost any occasion, and who sometimes even devoted
-human victims.</p>
-
-<p>The Bonzes, in general, perform the Marriage Cere<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>monies, which they
-will have to be a Sacred <i>rite</i> in their Superstition, though some
-<i>Sects</i> think otherwise. However, the High-Castes do not consider a
-Marriage without a Bonze safe; some evil to the children, or other
-calamity, might ensue. Thus the Bonzes, for their services in this
-matter, obtain consideration and good fees [tin-tin].</p>
-
-<p>After all, however, with the lowest Caste the Superstition is not much
-more than a <i>Fright</i>; its morality does not touch them, nor those
-things which refine. They have only a dim and low idea of the Sovereign
-Lord&mdash;debased, in so much notion as they do have, by the Jewish
-debasement. The devil-and-Hell part is familiar to them, and, in truth,
-fits well to the origin of the Barbarous tribes, and to their rude
-and savage character. As I have said, the Upper Castes consider this
-portion of their Superstition the really valuable part, in practical
-use. All evidence in the Courts, and every sanction, touching important
-interests or statements, rest upon this hold upon the fears of the
-common people. "Oh" (as an Englishman once said to me), "we must keep
-the devil and his <i>hot place</i> in our service, I tell you, Ah-Chin; or
-we should have 'the devil to pay' in good earnest!"</p>
-
-<p>It is very difficult to change the Superstitions of a people, because
-rooted in their fears; and, in a matter wherein the imagination has
-chief power, and nothing can be <i>known</i>, even honest men of wisdom fear
-radical changes; they prefer to bear inconveniences, and dread the
-effect of <i>new doctrines</i> upon ignorant masses.</p>
-
-<p>Priests, and the varied interests, and large establishments and
-revenues&mdash;in fact, a great portion of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> whole community&mdash;are
-concerned in maintaining the Superstition, on selfish grounds, or think
-that their own interests are involved. The higher orders regard the
-<i>Established</i> condition of things in Worship and in the State as too
-<i>Sacred</i> to be touched. They denounce all who endeavour, in any faint
-degree, to suggest reforms, as "<i>infidel</i>" [un-ti-dsi]&mdash;a term of
-deepest reproach&mdash;agitators, who covertly would overthrow "our Temples,
-our Idols, and the Queen-Pope herself."</p>
-
-<p>But they cannot wholly suppress the Thinkers; [kog-ti-te] (as the
-<i>reformers</i> are called); and these honestly think that some revision
-may be made with safety and advantage. They are sneered at by the
-larger part of the <i>literati</i>, and by all the priests, as <i>Tinkers</i>.
-A tinker is one who mends and patches, not a real artisan; and the
-majority will have it that nothing in England requires mending or
-patching. They are also stigmatised, sarcastically, as members of
-a <i>Mutual Admiration</i> Society. A society where the members laud
-everything written or said by any other member; and where, as the
-members think, all true wisdom alone illuminates the surrounding
-darkness. I suspect this society is a <i>mith</i> [pho-gti]; that the true
-sense of the sarcasm is, that the Thinkers overrate the value of their
-published thoughts, and that wisdom will not die with them. Certainly,
-some of the thoughts which I have seen in books, though not so gross
-and hateful as the Idolatry, are quite as useless. Only one thing I
-do respect them for&mdash;they do not subscribe to the pretensions of the
-priest; and are really influencing the people by giving them hints of
-value. They do act<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span> upon the upper classes, at least, with a reforming
-effect.</p>
-
-<p>I have not referred to obscure <i>sects</i>, of which there are many.
-Some of these shout and howl; some keep absolute silence; some lash
-themselves into a sort of phrensy, and fall down in fits, fancying that
-they are possessed by the <i>Holy Spirit</i>. Some will only be <i>baptised</i>
-by going into a river, and there, under the Incantations of the Priest,
-be violently plunged all over in the water, both women and men. Still,
-all of these, and many others, hold to the <i>Sacred Writings</i> and the
-other Idolatries: the main points are alike in all.</p>
-
-<p>The Roman Pope has many devotees among the English Barbarians; and was,
-not long ago, the Great and only Head. But a vile and cruel king, who
-wished to enjoy a woman and divorce his wife, with whom he had lived
-for many years, and by whom he had children, quarreled with the Roman
-Pope, because he would not suffer this bad thing to be done; and the
-English Barbarians, who disliked a foreign Pope, and the fierce chiefs
-about this king, even some of the priests of English birth, urged
-him to proclaim himself to be Pope in England, and to seize upon the
-revenues which the Pope had received from the English, and all the
-lands and properties of great value, which before-time had been given
-to the Temples and to the Priests. This was done; this king seized upon
-the wealth, and threw down the worship of the Roman Pope in England,
-and declared himself to be the new god in England&mdash;the Pope! And the
-English Barbarians worshipped, and have continued to worship, this new
-Pope accordingly.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span> And some who could not honestly worship the new
-idol, and dared to adhere to the Roman, were burnt to death! Indeed
-this new idolatry was not introduced into England without terrible
-consequences. Massacres, burnings, imprisonments, wars, horrible
-crimes&mdash;persecutions, destruction of families, robbing, plundering&mdash;not
-even to this day have all the evil consequences ceased; though this bad
-ruler made this change in this particular of the great Superstition
-more than 300 years ago.</p>
-
-<p>Thus, our Central Kingdom may see how powerfully Idolatry and
-Superstition are entrenched among the English Barbarians. A System
-interwoven with the very texture of their civilization; supporting,
-and, in turn, supported by the State; mixed up with customs and
-traditions, and endeared by its connection with family interests;
-rich in its possessions; powerful in all the Halls of Learning, and
-in its influence upon the fortunes and dignities of men; boasted of
-for its learning, for its history, and for its refining and reforming
-teachings; the <i>English Church</i> (as those Barbarians call their grand
-Idolatry) seems likely to stand for many generations. Yet agencies are,
-slowly, at work, which will remove the dark and horrible, and leave the
-simple and true. The Benevolence of the Sovereign Lord of Heaven never
-tires; and the pure worship and less corrupted morality will make way.</p>
-
-<p>I hope I may be pardoned for the time which I have given to this
-subject; it is one worthy of deep attention. Besides, a little study
-of the literature and manners of the Western tribes, fastened upon my
-mind the impression that their History was mainly an account of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>
-rise and progress of the Christ-god Superstition; and that, hereafter,
-whoever shall have the pleasing task of writing of their better
-civilization, will find it to be his main purpose to show the decline
-and extinction of that Superstition.</p>
-
-<p>To wise men who worship the Supreme Lord only, and accept of His simple
-and direct Morality, there is, in all the broad and immense world,
-but a <i>single family</i>, ruled by Him. When this family recognises and
-worships Him, in direct and true sincerity, and practises the few
-and perfectly simple rules of His benevolent Morality, then it is an
-<i>enlightened</i>, civilized family.</p>
-
-<p>The Western Barbarians do not understand nor practise this Benevolent
-Morality; until they do, their civilization will not be really better
-than a Barbarism.</p>
-
-<p>We are not to suppose that a perfect morality will ever obtain,
-because man, being two-fold in his nature&mdash;divine and bestial&mdash;will
-now be ruled by the one, and now by the other part. The object of all
-education (discipline) is, therefore, to teach man how he may order
-these two parts. There is no antagonism [ha-tsi] between them, only it
-is indispensable that the <i>divine</i> part should rule.</p>
-
-<p>That this may be, the <i>intellect</i> must be cultivated, not in
-difficulties, but in habits of thinking, of looking, or seeking out; of
-seeing the beauty, the order, the grandeur of the whole divine world.
-Thus employed it delights in itself; it feels the Mind like a bright
-thing, flying out to the great seas, and upwards to the everlasting
-stars. It loves to hear, to see, to look at and into everything. It can
-never cease to employ this<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span> delightful mind, thus stimulated in early
-youth, to exert itself; but it must be exerted innocently, benevolently.</p>
-
-<p>That the subordination of mind and the animal may be secured, the
-Supreme, the Moral Faculty must, from the earliest years, be touched
-by wise fingers. Ah, how it responds, this divine part; how it, in the
-pure and warm glow of unselfish youth, recognises and worships with
-filial love its Father, the Sovereign Lord!&mdash;perceives the moral order
-and harmony, and loves to be orderly and obedient&mdash;early perceives that
-the true business of life is to preserve this order, and enjoy this
-peace.</p>
-
-<p>Thus Man, a <i>moral-minded</i> animal, is first of all to be taught to
-understand his own nature, and to develop his distinguishing faculty.
-This done, the bestial part rises not above its office. It, too,
-performs its proper and useful end; and man is not a divided, but a
-whole and happy being.</p>
-
-<p>All education, therefore, rightly considered, aims to this <i>Integrity</i>
-[Kom-fu] of a man&mdash;this secured, there are no limits to the mere
-objects of study or of examination.</p>
-
-<p>Our <i>Literati</i>, directed many thousands of moons ago, by our exalted
-Confutze and Menzie, who, themselves were imbued with the ancient
-Wisdom, are familiar with these simple things. The Western Barbarians,
-mainly devoted first of all to the bestial part; to the enjoyment of
-the appetites and the passions; sunk in gross Superstitions, only by a
-few minds begin dimly to see.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF THE HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY OF THE ENGLISH.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Before</span> commenting upon the Government, it is useful to speak of the
-geography and history of the English Barbarians.</p>
-
-<p>The Kingdom consists of the following: England with Wales and Scotland,
-forming one large island; Ireland, separated by a channel of the seas,
-lying West; and several small groups of islets, scattered about the
-Coasts. It lies Westerly from the great, main Land of the Barbarians,
-from which it is separated by a narrow course of the seas. England and
-the Main Land form the region designated Europe. The whole Kingdom
-surpasses not in area or population some of our Celestial provinces:
-the extent being in the English square miles some 110 thousand [Si-re],
-and in people some 32 millions [Ken-ty]. In such narrow limits there
-are no rivers&mdash;only small streams, which, near the sea, owing to the
-flux and reflux of the great waters, become broad and deep.</p>
-
-<p>In our Science and in our Annals the whole region and people are known
-as one only&mdash;but the different petty tribes are distinguished in our
-waters by the forms and colours of the <i>flags</i>, shown upon the masts
-of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span> Barbarian vessels. The English are less in people and in lands
-than many others; but by their fierceness in war, and the multitude of
-their big ships, they esteem themselves to be the most powerful of all.</p>
-
-<p>The first account of them is recorded by one of the Romans, who, in
-our dynasty, <i>Han</i>, crossed the narrow sea from a Roman province,
-and entered into the island. It was then a Wilderness, and among the
-forests lived a few savages, clothed in skins. Sometime after, the
-Romans conquered the country, and established a Roman province&mdash;their
-dominion lasting four hundred [qua-cet] years&mdash;contemporaneous with our
-dynasty, <i>Hewhan</i>.</p>
-
-<p>During the dynasties, <i>Han</i> and <i>Hewhan</i>, the various tribes
-surrounding the Roman provinces, grown more populous and better
-acquainted with the Military art, crowded, more and more, upon the
-Romans; and, gradually, destroyed their power. They were forced to
-leave England.</p>
-
-<p>On their departure, and for several ages after, down to our dynasty,
-<i>Song</i>, the history of the Country is merely a tale of ceaseless
-struggles among the different savage tribes from the Main Land, to
-plunder and subdue it. The civilization disappeared. Nearly all signs
-of the Roman occupancy became obliterated; and the knowledge of letters
-would have been lost, but that the Priests who accompanied some of the
-savage chiefs had among them some of the Roman learning. These Priests
-and chiefs had adopted the worship of the new Christ-god.</p>
-
-<p>At length, one of these invading tribes having fairly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span> mastered the
-country, and established a show of regular authority, the germs of
-knowledge began to grow. The victorious tribe had lands also on the
-main parts; fierce and warlike, it endeavoured to extend its power;
-and repeatedly made assaults upon others of the Barbarians of those
-chief parts. In these, the remains of the Roman civilization were
-considerable, and the knowledge of letters more common.</p>
-
-<p>The position of the English, and their need of communication, made
-vessels indispensable; and they learned to build and to sail many
-ships. However, but little progress in civilization was made till
-our dynasty, <i>Ming</i>; when the Sovereign, then a Woman, called by
-the Barbarians, <i>Queen</i>, sent the first Embassy to our Central
-Kingdom&mdash;bearing gifts, and humbly approaching our Illustrious, begging
-permission to trade at one of our ports on the sea.</p>
-
-<p>From that time to the present, the annals of these Barbarians are
-but little more than records of plundering expeditions into distant
-regions; of their fierce slaughters; their cunning or bold stratagems
-to extend trade, and establish dominion for the sake of trade and
-plunder. To obtain trade, by means fair or foul; to get strongholds
-abroad and subjugate others&mdash;these have been the great objects of the
-rulers and the people.</p>
-
-<p>By their ships, manned with the most ignorant and debased, taught only
-in the work of sailing and fighting; stimulated by love of plunder, in
-which the meanest have a share; the very name of these Barbarians has
-become terrible in all the distant seas.</p>
-
-<p>They first appeared within the waters of our Central<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span> Kingdom, in the
-dynasty <i>Tsing</i>, but did not venture then to assault our unoffending
-people; and only, by cunning and with low prostrations and humility,
-sought to traffic, in such way as should be acceptable to our
-Illustrious. Further time was looked to and greater force before
-showing their fierceness!</p>
-
-<p>They have since seized nearly all the maritime parts of the Hindoos,
-and, penetrating the country with savage bands, have slaughtered the
-inoffensive people, and robbed the treasuries of Princes and the
-Temples of immense riches. They have, finally, subjugated the chief
-provinces of the Hindoos, and yearly bear away from them the ancient
-revenues.</p>
-
-<p>Throwing off disguise, in our celestial seas, these Barbarians at
-length discovered their true character. To save our people from the
-effects of a dreadful poison, to which the lower orders had become
-habituated, our Illustrious prohibited the importation of this thing,
-called by the English, Opium (Zle-psi). But these disregarded the just
-request; wished to pour upon us enormous amounts for the sake of the
-gains which the bad traffic yielded, and which was monopolised by them;
-and, when nothing else would serve, assaulted our unoffending people,
-fell with fire and sword upon our province of Quang-tun, and, rushing
-upon other maritime parts with their great ships, armed with prodigious
-cannon, threatened to burn and destroy. In our peaceful Kingdom we
-had no need of such things; we had no means to meet these destructive
-engines, contrived by <i>Christ-god</i> worshippers; and our Illustrious,
-to save further dreadful mischiefs to our un<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>protected people, granted
-trade to these selfish and cruel Barbarians! Yet this benevolence
-of our Illustrious only served to encourage additional demands; and
-we all remember how, coming with more ships, swifter with <i>steam</i>,
-and greater guns and men, these impious defiers of the Sovereign and
-Heavenly Justice have more recently fallen upon the Northern provinces,
-and slaughtered and robbed our people, our palaces, and even the
-precincts of our Illustrious himself! Who, awaiting and appealing to
-the Sovereign Lord of Heaven, doubts not the due chastisement of crime,
-which, in due time, shall heavily fall!</p>
-
-<p>Meantime, in all other parts of the great Outer Seas, these English
-visited the coasts with their fire-ships, and compelled the natives to
-trade, either by fraud or by open war. In the great Sea towards the
-sunset, they, in this way, settled upon many Lands; and, in the course
-of some generations, their settlements in those regions, wishing to
-trade with others beside the English (which these would not allow)
-revolted; drove away the armed bands which were sent to subdue them,
-and formed a new power.</p>
-
-<p>In this way, about 100 years ago, the Barbarians, called American
-[Mel-i-kan], arose. Their ships are known in our Central Kingdom by
-a flag, named "Starry," because of the <i>Stars</i> [Zen-ti] which are
-painted upon it. These people are ardent for trade, but not so mad
-and reckless; and not aggressive in their intercourse with others.
-They are not so domineering and haughty&mdash;humbly submitting themselves,
-in general, to the Son of Heaven, making tribute, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span> seeking his
-Illustrious protection to their trade and to their ships in our Central
-Waters.</p>
-
-<p>During these events, the English Barbarians also sent their poor
-people and criminals into the Lands of the far South Seas, to make
-new places for their poor to toil in, to get rid of them, and to make
-safe, distant places, to keep their criminals in; subduing the tribes
-in those parts&mdash;thus making more trade. And in this way, and with
-their many big ships and cannons, they boast that they will bring the
-whole immense world, either to be tributaries, or to be completely
-subjective. And they please their devotees, because they say that this
-subjugation will "<i>Convert</i>" all the Pagans to the worship of the gods
-of their Superstition&mdash;and this great boon will abundantly compensate
-for all the wrongs and atrocities committed! In fact, they impiously
-pretend that they are commanded to subjugate the Heathen World, that it
-may be saved from the dreadful Hell!</p>
-
-<p>The domestic events have not been important; though the Barbarians
-themselves think everything to be important which happens amongst
-them. They fancy that "Civilization and Progress" (famous words
-with them) depend upon the petty disputes arising&mdash;sometimes as to
-their Superstition, and sometimes as to some trifling thing in their
-Customs. One of the main events, is the story of a son of one of their
-Sovereigns, who drove his father out of the Kingdom, and rëestablished
-the Government in such manner, that, ever after, when the matter is
-referred to, one shall say <i>Glorious</i> [Twang-ba]. As well as I can
-understand, the things done were, that whereas, before, the Sovereign
-had been allowed to wor<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>ship the Pope, if he wished (but in secret),
-afterwards he should not, but <i>be</i> the English Pope, solely. And,
-instead of a native dynasty, a foreign, and very base and stupid one,
-hateful to the English, was fastened upon them. These events, an
-outside observer sees, were followed by long-continued discontents,
-and civil war&mdash;wherein innocent persons suffered in their persons and
-their property; and very many were exiled, and very many were brutally
-massacred and put to death&mdash;not because of any other offence than
-adhering to the ancient Laws, and to the Sovereign whom this base son
-had dethroned! Yet, of this event, when one speaks of it, one shall
-say, <i>Glorious!</i>!</p>
-
-<p>The form of government has not changed; but the power has, during these
-periods, past into the hands of the Aristocracy [Fo-hi]. In the time of
-the Queen, who sent the humble petition to our Illustrious, the English
-Sovereign was Master&mdash;being Pope and Ruler; that is, High Priest and
-Sovereign. But the people, increasing and growing richer in ships and
-merchandize, began to feel the intermeddling of the Ruler. Previously,
-the people had been too poor and too few to be accounted anything; and
-grew up into an improved condition without notice. They now disliked to
-be taxed, and began a struggle with the Sovereign to limit his power in
-this thing&mdash;for they said, "If he can take a <i>penny</i> (a small coin),
-at his own goodwill and pleasure, he can take all." Now this is an
-absurdity&mdash;yet, it looked sound; and, at any rate, became the ground
-of the fight between the well-to-do people (the Middle-Caste), and the
-Ruler. <i>This</i> would make his will absolute; the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span> <i>other</i> would make
-its will absolute! The Sovereign who first had this opposition seems
-to have been a fool, and the next, a knave&mdash;but neither had sufficient
-sense to arm soldiers enough to compel obedience, as was done on the
-Main Land&mdash;consequently, after a good deal of wretched fighting between
-the Sovereign helped by nearly all the High-Caste, and the <i>next</i>
-Caste in the Aristocracy and well-to-do people, these last succeeded,
-and put the Sovereign to death. As is always the case, during a civil
-war, <i>fanaticism</i> arose. It based itself upon two points&mdash;the right
-of the people to rule, and the right of the gods of the Superstition,
-<i>without any Pope</i>, to be worshipped. This was a departure from the
-original dispute only in part; because some had vehemently denied the
-whole notion of Pope-worshipping; and as the Sovereign was English
-Pope, this pretension embittered the strife. Now, the Aristocracy
-(High-Caste) upheld the Pope; but the Second-Caste and the people,
-opposed; and these, at length, for the time, carried all before them;
-destroyed the King, overthrew his worship as Pope; and established the
-gods of the Superstition, with such severity of worship (especially as
-to the <i>rites</i> and as to the <i>Seventh-day</i>), that, <i>Society</i> completely
-changed. Even the name of the State was changed! The point, of the
-<i>Rule of the people</i>, was in this vindicated; for the name of the
-State was&mdash;<i>Commonwealth</i>; and of the Ruler&mdash;<i>Protector</i>. Now, this so
-<i>radical</i> change was not real. It was the expression of that extreme
-agony into which Civil War hurries. The strong passions sway&mdash;the
-strongest rule. And the very able military man who organized the troops
-into the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span> ways of an invincible army, though of the Aristocratic,
-High-Caste connection, happened to have adopted the most severe notions
-of the great Superstition; looked upon Christ-god merely as the <i>Jah</i>
-of the Jews; wished to make the <i>Sacred Writings</i> the law of the
-Land; and to get himself proclaimed to be the <i>High Priest</i> and ruler
-of this new Jewish State! This remarkable man, with his invincible
-troops, could not absolutely do this&mdash;but he did completely overawe
-and rule the State, causing himself to be declared <i>Protector of the
-Commonwealth</i>!</p>
-
-<p>With the death of this strong man, there being no successor to his
-ability, repression soon relaxed; the Aristocracy came out of their
-seclusion; the gloom of fanatical worship brightened in the natural
-love of rational life. <i>Society</i> rebounded from the low depression;
-ancient feelings, habits, sports, reasserted themselves. Communities do
-not radically change, at once&mdash;such a thing to be beneficial, must be
-cautious. A tree, though misshapen, may not be plucked up by the roots
-violently, and forced into uncongenial soil; to improve its beauty and
-use, a different method must be sought: only, if the tree be actually
-dying, possibly, a complete and radical change may save it&mdash;at any rate
-it is the sole chance!</p>
-
-<p>The troops, wholly devoted to their late great General, found no one on
-whom they could rely; and another portion of the Army in the far North,
-was induced actively to assist the Aristocracy. These, joined by the
-middle classes, who had wearied of the too gloomy worship and severe
-<i>rites</i>, hastened to recall a Son of him whom they had not long before
-put to death, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span> place him upon the <i>Throne</i>. They declared him to
-be Sovereign-pope: they restored the old form and name of government;
-and rescinded nearly everything done by the Commonwealth. In this
-<i>Restoration</i> (as the English call it) is another event, considered
-by them, of great importance. In this Restoration (a natural effect
-of the <i>fanaticism</i> largely charged to the greater ignorance of the
-lower castes) the High-Castes again became predominant. They again
-took influence and power everywhere, and retained the fruits of the
-civil struggle in their hands. <i>They</i> had aided the resistance to the
-arbitrary will of the Sovereign; and they now grasped and enjoyed the
-power wrested from him. They, alone, could impose taxes. No Sovereign
-would again dare to tax the people (that is, the High-Castes) without
-their consent. But <i>they</i> would levy and raise taxes when they pleased.
-Thus holding the <i>Purse</i> of the State they had become supreme.</p>
-
-<p>On the death of this Restored one (who turned out to be so base that
-the common people often deplored the loss of the late great General),
-a brother reigned. This man, as I have said (wishing to worship the
-Rome-pope) was driven out by his son, forming the epoch, <i>Glorious</i>.
-The present Queen is of the dynasty then established; and during
-this period the absorption of power by the High-Caste has gone on.
-Taught by the Slaughter of the late King, his successor feared; and
-the new dynasty was compelled by the Aristocracy to submit to those
-limitations of power, which effectually placed authority in their
-hands. To secure this authority, the Sovereign was not allowed any
-money to keep<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span> troops; and, if, on any pretence, troops were raised,
-they were immediately refused pay, and forced to be disbanded upon the
-least suspicion that they would be used to strengthen the Sovereign.
-The aristocracy had continued to strip him also of all private revenue;
-and had, in fact, reduced him to a dependency upon them for his daily
-subsistence [Bran-te].</p>
-
-<p>Thus, the High-Caste, acting by the forms of the <i>Grand Council</i>,
-seized power.</p>
-
-<p>It is proper to explain the substance and form of this Council.</p>
-
-<p>It is divided into two parts&mdash;<i>Upper House, and Lower House</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Upper</i> are the Lords [Cheang] of Lands and Lords of the
-Temples&mdash;(High-State Sect.)</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Lower</i> are lords, brothers, sons, nephews, relations, and devoted
-servants of the Upper; and are far more numerous.</p>
-
-<p>No rule can be made, nor law, without both these bodies consent to it.
-This they do by asking each one his opinion, and a majority decides.
-Everything of importance must originate in the Lower House, and first
-be settled there. Then, the will of the Lower House is communicated to
-the Upper House, and it is ordered to ratify it. The members do so, and
-the Sovereign (or somebody requested thereto by him) approves (as the
-English politely phrase it); and the thing, so approved, is a new Law.
-Now, no Sovereign dares not <i>approve</i>&mdash;it might cost him his head. The
-last one, many years ago, who thought he might risk it, soon gave up
-the attempt, and died in a madhouse.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It will be seen, that the power in the Lower House will necessarily
-fall into the hands of any one who can obtain adherents enough to
-his opinions to secure a majority of members. The most ready debater
-[Qu-iztsi], the coolest and self-possessed, who has made himself master
-of the wishes of the majority; or, who, to these things, or with only a
-part of them, has great wealth and influence&mdash;one, in fine, who knows
-and divines what is wanted, and has the ability to lead;&mdash;directs and
-orders the measures which are to be adopted. This man, who controls the
-Lower House, governs the State. He nominates those who shall assist him
-in the government, being the same who aid him in managing the House.
-Thus, the Lower House governs by its delegates.</p>
-
-<p>All these men, who are really a <span class="smcap">Committee</span> [ty-gi-te] of the
-House for the ruling of the Kingdom, act in the name of the Sovereign,
-and receive the ancient titles of office from him. The ancient forms
-are preserved; and these men, obeying the House, profess to obey the
-Sovereign&mdash;in fact, the Sovereign is pretended to be the source of
-honour and of authority; and the very Laws which have been made against
-his wish are declared to be his Laws!</p>
-
-<p>Thus, both the Sovereign and the people are amused. The one, by the
-respect shown to him, the emoluments and influence of his high office,
-and of his Pope-ship; the others, by some semblance of political
-[in-tri-gsi] power. This consists in calling together a few of the
-people of second and lower caste, to choose a new member for the Lower
-House&mdash;but this is quite a comedy,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span> [sham-li] for the most part. It
-gives the ignorant Barbarians a notion of self-importance, and tickles
-them with the fancy that they really have a part in the government of
-the State.</p>
-
-<p>Whilst these changes in the ordering of things at home were in
-progress, the usual fierce and bloody expeditions of these Barbarians
-had not been suspended.</p>
-
-<p>The Americans had succeeded in establishing their independent power,
-but not till they had waged a second war with their late masters,
-scarcely less important to them than the first. For the English, still
-looking upon them with disdain, insisted upon the right to stop any of
-the vessels of the Americans upon the high seas, and to seize and carry
-away to their own ships any one whom they pleased. They would do this,
-and force the victims of their insolent cruelty to fight for them in
-their horrible war-ships.</p>
-
-<p>The American Barbarians resisted this outrage; and, forced to fight a
-bloody war, vindicated their just cause; so that never since have the
-English, or any other Barbarians, dared to board or outrage the ships
-or the sailors [mer-tsi] of the Americans.</p>
-
-<p>This stubborn and brutal barbarity, love of plunder and traffic, have
-involved the English during the present dynasty in numberless wars
-beyond seas. They have internally avoided great commotion, although
-the low castes have occasionally perished in surprising numbers by
-famine and disease. In Ireland the depopulation has exceeded anything
-recorded. The poor people of the Northern parts also, driven away from
-their homes, have nearly disappeared, unless in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span> armed bands sent
-over the sea. With these, the poor and despised Irish are in great
-numbers also; and, indeed, the strength and ferocity of the armed
-bands depend upon these, the most degraded and lowest caste of the
-Barbarians. In this way, the most turbulent and ignorant have been
-drawn off, trained to use of arms, and used to spread and maintain
-the terror and power of the English. Many of the low-castes have been
-shipped away in great ships to distant parts to form new settlements,
-and to add to those already begun. By these means, and from the
-increase of riches from trade, and from plunder of remote regions
-giving employment to the low orders, great disorders have been avoided.
-The plunder of the vast treasures of the Princes of the Hindoos, and
-the trade which has been forced upon them, and upon others, have
-contributed to this end. The result of increased wealth has been,
-however, mostly to the gain of the High-Castes; who, holding the Lands,
-have found in the enormous increase of value in these an additional
-strength. The numbers of the rich have increased; and these always look
-to the Castes above, and draw away as far as possible from those below.
-The poor remained uneducated, and fell more completely under control.
-If one of their order benefited himself, he had no ambition higher
-than a desire to stand well with those above him. Thus Wealth, always
-joining itself to the Higher Castes, made the power of the Aristocracy
-[Fo-hi] quite complete, and the obedience of the common people assured.
-Of this High-Caste the Sovereign is merely the ornamental top.</p>
-
-<p>The learning of the Romans made but little advance,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span> until very lately.
-The great Schools had some of the High-Caste within their walls; the
-mass of the people remained ignorant, fierce, and brutal. The laws
-continued to be in a most dreadful state; the prisons, foul dens of
-disease, cruelty and crime; the administration of Law, and disposal of
-offenders, savage and barbarous in the extreme.</p>
-
-<p>The learning took mostly a fantastic [pa-ntsi] form&mdash;pedantic, busied
-with the mere shells of words, and names of things. It busied itself
-chiefly with the old languages of the Romans and the Greeks. A man who
-could repeat aloud from memory the <i>modes</i> of a Greek word was a man of
-profound learning. Of our Central Kingdom, of the wisdom and knowledge
-of the great East, they knew nothing; but nursed an intolerable
-conceit in admiration of the trivialities of their own ignorance,
-and by disdaining to understand a civilization of which they knew
-nothing&mdash;branding it as idolatrous, dark, Pagan!</p>
-
-<p>Still, gradually, intercourse and larger acquaintance with the main
-parts, revived the love of Roman art; and the Roman civilization once
-more revived. Roman architecture, sculpture, learning, laws appeared.
-The style of public buildings, houses of the High-Castes, Bridges,
-took on the Roman forms. The <i>Literati</i> became more numerous; and,
-with the increasing riches, larger numbers became instructed. A long,
-bloody and disastrous War, which ended only a few years ago, moderated
-the intolerant selfishness of the Barbarians. It left them so crushed
-down under the weight of innumerable taxes, that it began to be seen
-that these inter<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>minable Wars beyond Seas, were not paid for by the
-gains of trade, nor by acquisitions of territory. This moderation was
-strengthened by the better and increasing knowledge: and Wars are not,
-in general, so eagerly waged.</p>
-
-<p>The oldest child of a Ruler succeeds&mdash;male first, and failing him, a
-female. The direct descent from the <i>eldest</i> always succeeds, to the
-exclusion of the younger.</p>
-
-<p>It is justly claimed that this is an element of stability; though it
-contains a foolish omission. For there is no recognized authority which
-can set aside an heir in the direct Line for however good cause. Thus
-the danger of a violent succession is always imminent&mdash;and of this the
-English history has many examples. In our Flowery Land, this danger is
-averted by the wise customs of the great <i>Calao</i>.</p>
-
-<p>In my Report, I have explained at length the rules which govern in
-transactions with foreign tribes; and shown the maxims needful for
-our Illustrious, in all negotiations and dealings with the Western
-Barbarians. As trade (particularly by the English) is the grand object,
-I have pointed out how to deal in this matter, in such way as to yield
-no more than is convenient, nor sooner than is expedient.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Committee</i> who govern, preserving ancient forms, administer
-through them, in the name of the Sovereign. These forms assume <i>three
-great divisions</i>, one of them being two-fold: <i>spiritual</i>, referring
-to the great Superstition; and the other <i>temporal</i>; this is quite
-nominal, for the "temporalities" always touch matters <i>spiritual</i> in
-some way.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The <i>First</i> is the Executive.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Second</i> is the Parliament.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Third</i> is the Judicial.</p>
-
-<p>The Executive&mdash;that is that which executes&mdash;has two parts. Spiritual,
-(the ghostly, the unknown,) performing all things concerning the
-Sovereign-Pope, the Temples, the worship, the Bonzes. Temporal,
-ordering the military forces by land and by sea, seeing that the
-laws are obeyed, and ruling the Hindoos and other distant peoples
-and settlements. Also arranging all matters with other Christ-god
-Barbarians, and with all foreign peoples.</p>
-
-<p>The Law-making, called Parliament, or place of talking [Ba-ble]. This
-is the Grand Council already referred to, divided into the Upper and
-the Lower House, together really forming one, where all Rules and Laws
-are made. Here rests the Supreme Authority; and this body is controlled
-by the <i>Committee</i>, as before explained.</p>
-
-<p>The Upper House is composed of Lords, who sit there in right of
-birth, except the <i>Spiritual</i> Lords, who are the great Bonzes (called
-Bishops) of the Superstition. Formerly, this Upper was, next after the
-Sovereign, most powerful, and often over-ruled, and even dethroned
-him. But the greater intelligence has reduced its influence, and made
-innoxious its mischievousness. Even its aristocraticalness could
-not blind the Lower House to an <i>Imbecility</i> inherent in its very
-constitution. Born Law-makers! The proportion of idiots, worn-out
-and selfish <i>roués</i> (we have no similar word), narrow caste-bound
-egotists, at last, wearied even its congeners, and they left to the
-Lords [Tchou] the ancient Forms, but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span> deprived them of all real power.
-This might not have happened, but that from the very nature of things
-the number of Peers (as a Lord is called, who has the hereditary
-law-making right) who are active and young is inconsiderable; and,
-for the most part, these prefer out-door sports, pleasures of wealth
-and travel, to sitting among the elders to be <i>snubbed</i> for youthful
-inexperience. The result is that all warmth, life, and interest, all
-generous disinterestedness, are unknown by these venerable egotists.
-They are sufficiently amused with hereditary titles, with the respect
-shown to their rank, and with the <i>playing</i> at Law-making. They are
-too conceited to see that they are "puppets," and too small to despise
-the <i>honours</i> which conceal their insignificance. Are they not exalted
-above and separated from the "common-herd"? [kou-tong].</p>
-
-<p>They are completely engrossed with the trivialities of their rank
-(High-Caste). They wait upon the Sovereign like menials, tricked
-out in furs, feathers, and robes, and jewelled chains, stars and
-garters, sparkling in gems, silk hose, and the very shoes resplendent
-with precious stones! On great occasions they are allowed (and this
-permission must come from the Sovereign) to place upon the head a
-golden and jewelled "circlet," named <i>coronet</i>. With this head-gear
-glittering about their brows, they receive the respectful reverence of
-the people, and feel a greater exaltation than the gods. "Ah," as the
-Barbarians say, "who would not be a Lord!"</p>
-
-<p>A special Superstition attaches itself to this head-ornament. That worn
-by the Ruler is called a <i>Crown</i>. When he places it on in public, the
-trumpets give a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> mighty sound, all the people bow in humble homage,
-and Nature is supposed to arrest the wheels of her majestic course
-to join in the rapturous shouts of delight! The act is rooted in the
-Superstition, and one of its most cherished things.</p>
-
-<p>The highest ambition of a subject is to be permitted to take <i>Rank</i>
-and wear this <i>bauble</i>. There is no mean service to the Ruler, no
-intrigue, no sacrifice which may not be done or suffered to get this
-privilege&mdash;the right to shine in this coronet. And such an ambition is
-so honourable, that success condones every contemptible thing by which
-it is secured. Men are blinded by the glare, and overlook the mean
-being below: in his Coronet he is unimpeached and unimpeachable!</p>
-
-<p>Nor is this ambition confined to the Lords temporal; the High-Caste
-Bonzes will not be remiss in those <i>duties</i> to the Sovereign and to his
-family, in those to "Society" and to the exalted Lords, upon whom they
-have to attend on all occasions of baptising and marrying and feasting,
-to give the <i>blessings</i> [fihu-lsi] of the gods of the Superstition&mdash;in
-nothing remiss which shall help them to secure the peculiar <i>head-gear</i>
-given to those of their order whom the Sovereign raises to the lordly
-rank called <i>Bishops</i>. It is called a <i>mitre</i>. Ages ago, in the obscure
-days of the Superstition, poor and miserable, the chief Bonzes were
-distinguished by a head-covering like two bits of board, united or
-<i>mitred</i> together, typical of the two-fold nature of their office.
-Thus arose the Mitre, now a resplendent and costly bauble, more lofty
-than the coronets, and showing the superiority of spiritual (priestly)
-dignity!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>In these coveted distinctions, the Sovereign finds the source of nearly
-all the power really enjoyed; and by an artful use and distribution
-of coronets and mitres, often covertly manages the machinery of
-government to his own wishes. An unscrupulous and able man may make
-himself respected! I forgot to say that another jewelled symbol of
-priestcraft is bestowed with the mitre, so comical that one might
-suspect it originated in the love of coarse humour common to the
-Barbarians&mdash;but its true origin was in the same early and poor days
-of the Superstition, when the highest Bonze was only a "Keeper of the
-Sheep;" that is, his duty was to keep the poor devotees together and
-save them from the idolatrous <i>pagans</i>. The Christ was said to have
-called his despised followers "Sheep without a shepherd," and to have
-requested the chief of his followers "to feed his sheep." Thus it came
-about that these chief men took a staff, crooked at one end (similar to
-that used by a veritable shepherd), as typical of their duty.</p>
-
-<p>With the mitre is, therefore, handed a costly <i>Crosier</i>&mdash;crooked and
-crossed staff&mdash;to enable the Lord Bishop to <i>pull in</i> the wandering
-sheep, or to catch hold of any which may have slipt down into
-deep holes, or other rough places! "Fancy a Lord Bishop catching
-sheep!"&mdash;said a jocose Barbarian to me once.</p>
-
-<p>The crowning of a new Ruler is a grand <i>ceremony</i>, in which all the
-wearers of the little crowns (<i>coronets</i> and <i>mitres</i>) attend; and no
-Ruler is a <span class="smcap">Ruler</span> unless he be <span class="smcap">CROWNED</span>, with all the
-superstitious <i>rites</i>. To this I may refer elsewhere. At present, I
-may mention that the history of all the Barbarians, and notably that
-of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span> the English, is a story very often of the wars, assassinations,
-plots, and cruel deeds done to seize the <i>Crown</i>: for whoever could
-contrive to clap this thing upon his head was at once King! In the eyes
-of the superstitious invested with a sort of divinity! This feeling is
-well expressed by their greatest poet: "What a divinity doth <i>hedge</i> a
-King!" This is, doth encompass and protect a King.</p>
-
-<p>When the Law-making Houses meet, the custom is for the Sovereign to
-attend in all his State, and <i>open</i> the Houses. That is, to swing open
-the grand doors of the Upper House for the Lords, and especially for
-the Lower members; who, on this occasion, are admitted to enter in and
-listen to the <span class="smcap">Gracious Speech</span>. The rush of the Low-members
-is frightful, for the <i>Doors</i> are only opened for a very short time.
-The speech itself is nothing&mdash;merely some polite phrases as to the
-health and happiness of "our beloved <i>Lords and gentlemen</i>" (as the
-form is), and some Incantation to the gods of the Superstition, "on
-the prosperity and successful trade of our subjects." The great Lords
-sit like gods, effulgent, exalted; whilst the Low-members crowd like
-school-boys, and as rudely as school-boys, below. This is another thing
-by which the childish Lords are amused with a notion of power.</p>
-
-<p>The present Sovereign rarely opens the Houses, but delegates some great
-Lords to do it for her. And the ceremony is far less. The Crown and the
-Crown Jewels are, therefore, so rarely seen, that the divinity of the
-Ruler is in danger; for the Superstitious reverence and pope-worship
-attaches to the <i>Crown</i>. These Crown<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span> Baubles are, by the present
-Ruler, kept imprisoned and guarded in a huge stone castle, so strong
-that no force but of nature can throw it down, and are cautiously shown
-to the admiring and dazzled few who are allowed by the guards to see
-them, at "a penny a-peep" (as an American Barbarian said in my ear,
-on the day of my seeing them). In this he referred to the fee [tin]
-which is exacted before admission, and which (I was told) went to the
-privy-purse of the Queen to buy pins. The Barbarians boast that these
-glittering <i>gewgaws</i> cost more than all the Halls of Learning!</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Judicial</i> is the remaining great division of administration. In
-this the Laws are explained and applied. No law is, by this department,
-ever made. It has no such function. None the less, it really makes new
-laws, and unmakes the Statute Law (that is, the Law enacted by the
-great Council of Law-makers) just as it pleases. In fact the chief
-business of this department is to <i>unmake</i> the Laws, and the chief
-business of the Council is to make <i>them over</i> again. And between
-the two, of the making of Law there is no end, nor any possible
-understanding. Were not the Barbarian body and mind very tough, they
-would infallibly perish beneath the weight of this inscrutable and
-ponderous contrivance. No one is benefited by it, but the innumerable
-officers who manage it, and the Lawyers, who fatten upon the fees
-[tin-tin] which it wrings from all the unfortunates who have to attend
-upon it. These Lawyers form a special and very exclusive Caste; often
-at dispute among themselves upon points of personal concern, and as
-to the emoluments and offices which apper<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>tain to the Caste, but
-always united (and so-called <i>Brothers</i>) as to everything outside,
-by which they can more effectually conceal and mystify the nature of
-their order, and the more adroitly plunder the uninitiated. This is
-the Caste which opposes every inquiry into abuses and every attempt
-to reform the administration; which shouts the loudest praises to the
-Superstition, puts in force all the terrors of the Caste and of the
-Law (as by them expounded) to destroy any one who does not adore the
-<i>glorious</i> event, and declare the Constitution and the Laws, the Crown
-and the Altar (meaning the Superstition), the most perfect of all
-human wisdom&mdash;indeed, <i>Divine</i>. I have explained the Glorious event.
-To the Lawyer-Caste glorious in fees and means of plunder; in abuses
-which, had the reforms introduced before that event been perfected,
-would have been swept away; reforms which that event postponed, and the
-subsequent wars and civil dissensions made not only impossible, but
-still more difficult in the future. In another place I propose to refer
-to this department&mdash;the <i>Judicial</i>&mdash;when speaking of <i>the Courts of</i>
-<span class="smcap">Justice</span> wherein the Laws are expounded and applied: because,
-as in these the daily course of the life of a people may be studied,
-I wish to look curiously into them. It will be readily seen, however,
-that for a stranger to find, beneath the thick and manifold wrappings
-and ponderous obscurities of the Lawyer-Caste, where <i>Justice lies
-smothered</i>, is no easy task.</p>
-
-<p>The present Ruler is of the so-called <i>glorious</i> dynasty, and is
-more wise and virtuous than her ancestors, who were remarkable for
-obstinacy, meanness, stupidity, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span> debauchery. If one had a virtue,
-it was so misdirected by narrowness of mind as to be worse than vice.
-The best man of them was the most mischievous Sovereign, and the wisest
-thing done by any of the dynasty was to keep away from England. When
-they did nothing they did well; their activity was disastrous.</p>
-
-<p>The Queen now reigning is esteemed by the Aristocracy because she
-leaves them to do as they please, and gratifies them by bestowing
-upon them and their devoted supporters <i>coronets</i>. She only demands
-for herself and her numerous children <i>ample provisions</i>; if in these
-she be gratified, she cares not to vex herself or her Lords by any
-disputes. She is very benevolent, filling the great palaces with <i>poor
-relations</i>, where they are supported&mdash;not by her. On the marriage of
-one of her royal children her munificence is unequalled; but she asks
-her devoted Lords to tax her subjects to pay for it!</p>
-
-<p>Her allowances are, with wise <i>policy</i>, made very ample, that a
-<i>splendid Court</i> may be kept up, to give places to the aristocracy,
-and to gratify the love of display. In this the Lords are generous; it
-costs <i>them</i> nothing, the taxes upon the people cover the expenses.
-There are murmurs that the crown is never shown; that Royalty is
-hidden from view, and that the reverence of the people wanes; that the
-allowances designed and heretofore used to maintain a grand <i>Court of
-respect and honour</i> are misdirected, and get into the private pocket of
-Royalty for merely personal objects. But he who should dare openly to
-say this, unless of a very High Caste, would assuredly have his ears
-<i>cropped</i> [ku-tof.]</p>
-
-<p>The reign has not been without bloody wars; one of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span> which was to
-uphold a sick <i>Turk</i> (an outside Barbarian, who hates the very name of
-<i>Christians</i>, and calls them <i>dogs</i>), and whom the English Barbarians
-themselves despise. Yet, they rushed with great ships and armed bands
-to attack another <i>Christ-god</i> tribe, who threatened the sick Turkish
-chief; because, as they thought, their trade was best secured by
-helping the Turk! This foolish war cost thousands of the lives of the
-English sailors and armed bands, but what is far more consequential
-to the Barbarians, many millions [li-re] of gold. It ended in nothing
-at all; for the great tribe which lost in the war some ships and some
-forts, taken by the English, have now rebuilt them more strongly than
-before, and again threaten the sick Turk more than ever!</p>
-
-<p>When the American Barbarians had a domestic contention&mdash;some of them
-wishing to deliver a poor people held in slavery, by a custom in some
-of their provinces, from the cruel wrong&mdash;the English Barbarians sided
-with those who wished to keep the slaves. They did this notwithstanding
-that always before they had almost quarrelled with the American tribes
-for allowing this very thing! Now, however, because they did not like
-to have that people great in ships, and because they thought it would
-be safer for them and better for their trade, to have the American
-tribes broken to pieces, insidiously aided those who fought to hold the
-slaves, in every way they could without open war. But the slave-holding
-tribes were overpowered, and the slaves set free. Presently, the
-American Barbarians demanded that they should be repaid some of the
-<i>monies</i> which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> this treacherous conduct had cost them&mdash;the lives
-could not be repaid. The English Barbarians, fearing the American
-tribes&mdash;very valiant, and having many ships&mdash;finally submitted to pay a
-heavy penalty for their wrong doing!</p>
-
-<p>Lately, also, the English Barbarians have stood silent and seen another
-tribe on the Main Land (which aided them just before in the War for the
-Turk, and, in fact, saved them from being shamefully beaten) completely
-overthrown and mercilessly sacked by another tribe&mdash;when a kindly word
-would have saved great suffering. But it does not displease the English
-Barbarians to see another tribe weakened&mdash;and their trade was not
-touched in this war&mdash;in fact, perhaps they had more to gain by pleasing
-the strong tribe which came out victorious.</p>
-
-<p>The English themselves complain that, lately, they have not
-distinguished themselves by their usual <i>glorious</i> expeditions; that
-their war-ships and their fierce warriors are getting out of use, and
-that the late <i>Committee</i> of Government, made the name of England
-inglorious. This feeling at length got possession of the Lower House,
-and a new Committee appeared. These say that the attempt to carry on
-affairs with other tribes, upon the <i>moral</i> rules of the <i>Christ-god</i>
-worship, although the tribes are devotees, is absurd. That the late
-<i>Committee</i>, who had some slight notion of correct moral precepts,
-and thought possibly one might venture to trust the Sovereign Lord of
-Heaven, were <i>peace-at-any-price</i> men, milksops (a term of reproach
-equivalent to milkmaids) [kin-e-suk], and that, in their hands, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
-English Lion had been <i>muzzled</i>&mdash;made an object of contempt! (This
-blood-thirsty beast is the admired symbol of English power.)</p>
-
-<p>This new Committee are pledged to seize the very first occasion which
-may offer to exhibit the <i>British</i>. Lion (as he is styled) with his
-muzzle off, his claws sharpened, and his frame well fed and strong. The
-taxes are raised and the most exact attention is devoted to all needful
-things to perfect this beast to the standard of his ancient might. And
-the present Government&mdash;<i>Committee</i>&mdash;watch with keen eyes for that
-opportunity, when they shall suddenly let spring this monster! It is
-supposed that the angry <i>growl</i> [heuien-ro] will sufficiently alarm;
-if not, the terrific roar [Zuung-luu] cannot fail! The only drawback
-to this ferocious pastime will be found in those members of the Lower
-House, who, themselves bearing a good weight of taxes without the
-emoluments of office, may oppose the majority and reduce the arrogancy
-of its temper. None the less, in the present brutal conceit of the
-Lower House and of the lower orders, a war may at any moment break out,
-if for no other purpose than to show other Barbarians that the British
-Lion is still a <i>Lion</i> in full vigour! The idea of a dull, toothless,
-blind old brute, which even a jackass (as one of the Barbarian fables
-has it) may kick with impunity, is too intolerable!</p>
-
-<p>The morality of the present Loyal Court is said to be admirable&mdash;when
-you can once find the Royal residence. But this is quite a <i>myth</i>.
-There is, in this reign, no Loyal Court, only a domestic circle&mdash;a
-Royal<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span> Family&mdash;not kept up with so much splendour as some of the
-<i>homes</i> of the High-Caste. It is said that no suitor of an improper
-moral colour may approach any Princess, unless he be a cousin of the
-Queen, when the blood sanctifies the taint, and all is clean. If a
-real cousin be not of these suitors, one as nearly related among the
-poverty-stricken princes of the Barbarians from the Main Land as can
-be had, is selected. He must profess to worship the great Superstition
-of the English <i>Sect</i>, and detest the Roman Pope&mdash;at least, in public.
-His poverty is no objection&mdash;that is more than counterbalanced by the
-Illustrious obscurity of his race&mdash;that is, some family which ages ago
-contrived to live by plunder, and by making itself safe within the
-walls of stone castles, among steep rocks and hills. A family whose
-descendants feel more pride in these, now, old and ruinous wrecks of
-former insolence, than in any other possession&mdash;and whose alliance is
-acceptable to the English Queen! The poverty of these petty chiefs is,
-however, removed; nor do they marry a Princess of the English Queen
-unless they be paid for it. It is not the Queen who pays; the occasion
-is seized upon to obtain that <i>provision</i> to which I have referred.</p>
-
-<p>And the paltry chief, and his new, royal bride, know poverty no more;
-they, and their children, and children's children, are provided for by
-the Lower House, who tax the people for this privilege, so much valued
-by them!&mdash;this privilege of succouring and enriching the worn out,
-useless and decaying chiefs of foreign Barbarians, who have any, the
-remotest, trace of kinship to the Royal House of England!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The more considerable events, therefore, in the present reign, as
-the Barbarians think, have reference to these marriages of Royal
-Princesses, births, christenings (baptizings), deaths, and the like
-among them. The Low-House readily takes these opportunities to profess
-its homage and devotion. The Queen follows the <i>Sacred Writings</i>
-with great exactness, which commands "take care of those of your
-own blood"&mdash;indeed, her devotion to this precept is, perhaps, more
-noticeable than her devotion in general.</p>
-
-<p>Her Illustrious presence is rarely known among the people. When
-she does appear, she is hardly more than respectfully and silently
-worshipped. She does not attract the <i>love</i> of the people&mdash;though
-she is (as a sly Barbarian youth of the Low-Castes once said to me,
-sarcastically), very <i>dear</i> [chean]. (A <i>pun</i> [phu-nsi] on the word;
-which may mean <i>beloved</i>, or <i>very costly</i>).</p>
-
-<p>When, as rarely happens, to honour some Show wherein the Royal
-<i>presence</i> may bring money to a Charity, the Queen appears, surrounded
-by Royal guards, and in State, there is always to be seen a gigantic
-servant, dressed in the scarlet of the Royal household, seated
-immediately behind the <i>Sacred Person</i>, to watch over and rescue
-her from any danger. His body and mighty strength are always ready
-to be interposed! This favourite servant, it is said, assists her
-Illustrious, when, among the hills of the Far North, she visits the
-great, high rocks, and climbs the sides of mountains&mdash;his strength is
-so ready, trusty, and invaluable!</p>
-
-<p>To her, and to her subjects, a great loss was inflicted when Death
-destroyed the youthful Consort of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span> Queen, when she was still young.
-He was one of ancient family among the petty Barbarian chiefs to whom
-I have referred; was near in blood to the Queen, and by her greatly
-beloved, it is said. He was never allowed any power in the State, and
-was a subject of the Queen, though her husband. It is whispered that he
-did not quietly submit to this condition of things&mdash;but it would not be
-worth the notice of a wise man to attend to this gossip. I could never
-learn that he was of any use; but, none the less, the Barbarians exalt
-him very highly, and have built lofty monuments to his honour. I said
-use&mdash;I forgot&mdash;he gave a very numerous brood of princes and princesses
-to the English Barbarians. Of these they are very proud&mdash;not because
-they do, or can ever do, anything useful, but because it adds to the
-number of the <i>High-Castes</i>, and around them very many poor members of
-that caste can cluster, and live upon the cast-off clothes and other
-second-hand things of these exalted!</p>
-
-<p>On the whole, we may desire the long continuance of Her Illustrious'
-reign. If her will were law, distant plunderings would cease; and
-her influence is better than may generally be looked for. She cannot
-prevent, but she may moderate those expeditions despatched to subjugate
-the <i>Heathen</i>, extend trade, and bring under the dominion and worship
-of the Christ-god distant tribes. Great guns, fire-arms, gunpowder, and
-a poisonous liquor called Rum, would, perhaps, under other sovereigns,
-even more frequently be sent to prepare the way for the Prince of Peace
-(as the Christ-god is often styled).</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Some respect for Justice and some regard to the rights of others have
-been shown under the influence of this Illustrious; but, as we have
-seen, this, the most honourable distinction of the present reign, is
-likely to be obliterated. The old predatory instinct of the English
-Barbarians again comes uppermost, and though caution and fear of taxes
-may make the Committee of Government tardy and unwilling to attack
-(unless some weak tribe, where victory would be sure and <i>its</i> glory
-conspicuous), yet, such is the prevailing temper, that <i>blood-letting</i>
-seems needful to cool those fierce and haughty Barbarians.</p>
-
-<p>A ferocious war may be looked for; nor is it by any means incredible
-that the war-ships of these Christ-god worshippers and their murdering
-bands should again be directed against our peaceful Central Kingdom!</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">SOME PARTICULARS OF THE INTERNAL ADMINISTRATION.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">The</span> whole country is divided into districts, in general governed, like
-our Provinces, in the Sovereign's name, by viceroys and governors.</p>
-
-<p>The heir to the Crown, if he be the son of the reigning Ruler, is
-Prince of Wales&mdash;a title bestowed upon his eldest son by an ancient
-king; and which, at the time, gave the administration of that Province
-to this son. The eldest son of the Queen now enjoys with this title
-also that of Duke of Cornwall. These lofty designations confer no
-power, although they carry with them high distinction and great
-revenues.</p>
-
-<p>The Aristocracy in the case of the heir, as in that of the Sovereign,
-watch jealously anything which looks like <i>intellect</i>. They do not
-stint personal respect and ample revenues, but take care that upon
-coming to the Crown, the new Sovereign shall be a "puppet."</p>
-
-<p>He is, whilst heir, not allowed to take any kind of share in
-government, but is surrounded by flatterers, flunkeys [pluc-ngi], idle
-young people of both sexes, and, from mere want of useful business,
-falls into every sort of sport and pleasure. He must, indeed, be strong
-in morality and in character, if, upon coming to his high office, he
-be not reduced to the selfish <i>imbecile</i> and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span> puppet, desired by the
-High-Caste. Lucky if he have not become absolutely contemptible by his
-vices!</p>
-
-<p>Ireland is governed by a High Viceroy, whose chief employment is to
-amuse the Irish with shows&mdash;the real power being in the hands of the
-General of the armed bands. Anciently, the Provinces were administered
-by Vice-roys, who possessed authority; but the pettiness of the Island
-and swiftness of communication have now concentrated all actual
-administration at the Capital city. The Provincial governors, however,
-keep up some show of the ancient order, and, nominally, command the
-Provincial <i>Militia</i>. This is a merely nominal force, composed of
-butcher-boys, farmer-lads and the like, who do not know how to handle a
-<i>fire-arm</i>, nor how to fight, unless in the Barbarian pastime of <i>the
-Ring</i>: a combat wherein the young Barbarians, two being pitted against
-each other, try each to hit the other a terrible blow directly in the
-eye. This, done with the hand doubled up, nearly destroys that organ.
-He is victor who succeeds in hitting both eyes of his antagonist, and
-fairly blinding him! This, a common and admired sport, is greatly
-esteemed by the English Barbarians, and considered an admirable
-training. It develops the ferocity and brutality required to make good
-soldiers (plunderers), and the powers of endurance indispensable in
-the distant forays. Even in the Halls of Learning, it is thought to be
-a manly <i>science</i>, fitting the young Aristocracy to match any man in
-personal conflict, and enabling him to be self-possessed and ready to
-fight his way through the world. As, in general, the lowest orders are
-badly fed and reduced in strength, and,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span> though well used to brutal
-fights, yet are not trained to the <i>Science</i>, the young Aristocrat
-is expected "to pummel the brute" upon the slightest occasion of
-disrespect.</p>
-
-<p>The provincial Magistracy are mainly employed in keeping the
-Lower-Castes in order, and especially in punishing trespasses upon
-the lands, or upon the convenience of the Higher-Castes. The most
-common form of trespass is that called <i>Poaching</i>. The High-Castes
-own all the lands, and the Low-Castes, who till the soil, are the
-ancient slaves&mdash;slaves no longer under any law, but nearly as much
-so by custom. Very poor, but little better than beggars, and really
-beggars in large numbers, and hungry, the temptation to knock over the
-abundant nearly tame creatures (birds, fowls, hares, and the like)
-everywhere around them in the fields and copses, is too strong to be
-resisted. To do this is to be a <i>Poacher</i>&mdash;a criminal most detested by
-the High-Caste; for he presumes to think, in some cases, that the right
-in these free creatures is <i>not</i> absolutely vested in the High-Castes.
-Yet this sort of property is most rigidly <i>preserved</i>, by the penalties
-of severe punishment, to the use of the High-Caste&mdash;for his sport in
-the shooting of them, rather than for food. The Poacher, who is merely
-tempted by hunger, and who abjectly begs pity and promises reformation,
-escapes in some instances lightly; but he who presumes to question the
-right to this wholesale appropriation feels the full wrath of the Law.</p>
-
-<p>Petty civil and criminal offences may be tried by the Provincial
-Magistracy; subject, however, in cases<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span> involving any interests of
-importance, to revision at the Capital.</p>
-
-<p>There is a sort of Provincial (and yet Metropolitan) Court called
-<i>Convocation</i> [Kal-ti-se]. In this, things touching the Christ-god
-Superstition are determined. If a Bonze has not worn, or has worn
-improperly, his neck-tie, or his <i>surplice</i> [ro-bsi]; if the table
-before the Altar (Idol) has been placed out of square; for things of
-this sort&mdash;or if a Bonze be accused of departing from the ordered
-rendering of some word in the <i>Sacred Writings</i>, or of having said
-something contrary to the orders of Convocation or of the <i>rites</i>&mdash;for
-these and other things respecting the great Idolatry, <i>Convocation</i>
-sits. It is composed of High Bonzes and a few delegates of High-Caste
-devotees, whose duty is merely to ratify the decisions of the High
-Bonzes&mdash;these regulate everything.</p>
-
-<p>This High and Lofty Court was anciently styled <i>Star Chamber</i>, because
-exalted above mere mortal interests, and only concerned with the
-preservation of the Idolatry. Formerly it worshipped the Sovereign as
-Pope of the Superstition more devotedly than is the fashion at present,
-and burnt people to death for refusing to do so. Now it refrains from
-this severity, and is content (or tries to be) with depriving a Bonze
-who doubts, of his <i>living</i>, and all honours and emoluments.</p>
-
-<p>It still convenes in the old hall of its former glory. A venerable
-moss-covered pile, vast and gloomy, with lofty towers and turrets of
-rock, with hewn cells and deep dungeons. Here may be seen, fixed to
-the rock, the rings and chains, worn and rusty with age, where<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span> the
-victims of superstition suffered beneath the decrees of this ancient
-Court. Slow and proud, along the dark stone corridors, and beneath
-the dusky arches of this great prison-palace, the High Bonzes and the
-devotees walk in state. Ushered with pompous ceremonial, and with the
-grand incantations to the gods and devils of the Superstition, into the
-lofty and obscure hall of the Star-Chamber, the <i>Convocation</i> sits. In
-deep alcoves around are stored the ponderous volumes, containing all
-the mysteries and terrors of the Superstition. In these are the horrid
-imaginings of fanatical Priests and devotees; the <i>dogmas</i> and <i>canons</i>
-of the Superstition; the dreadful arsenal, whence were drawn those
-frightful weapons of superstitious terror, whence issued the chains and
-bolts, and scourges, the faggots and the flames. One hears the groans
-of the tortured, the steps of the jailers, the clashing of the chains,
-when, in these long and resounding aisles and arches, the winds moan,
-the distant footsteps fall, or the old casements in the ruinous towers
-shake and rattle.</p>
-
-<p>Nor is the arsenal wholly useless now; the weapons are not all rusty;
-<i>anathemas</i> may yet be found to terrify, and restraints to punish.
-<i>Heresy</i> [pho-phi], as any doubt concerning the Queen-pope and the
-<i>Superstition</i> is called, drives the culprit from Society, deprives the
-Bonze of all preferment, of his employment, and turns him ignominiously
-<i>adrift</i>, to live or to starve.</p>
-
-<p><i>Convocation</i> watches over the <i>Sacred Writings</i>, to see that no
-change, not so much as of a syllable, be made; not trusting to <i>Jah</i>,
-who may have himself, perhaps, grown indifferent to the matter. A
-curious thing,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span> showing how irrationally men will act in respect of an
-irrational system. For the notion is that this Word of Jah (the <i>Sacred
-Writings</i>), being his <i>Revelation</i> (Word), have always been by Him
-exactly preserved through all the ages and the changes of languages,
-and of transcription, and of <i>everything to this hour</i>. Why is it to be
-supposed, then, that He will suddenly lose his power to preserve, or
-will be indifferent to preserve?</p>
-
-<p>Punishments in the ordinary Courts are not very remarkable, only there
-is one so characteristic of the English, so comically barbarous, that I
-will try to describe it.</p>
-
-<p>The offender is stripped naked to the waist, tied up with his hands
-widely extended, and with his face to a strong post; then a man takes a
-large strong cat, kept hungry and savage for the purpose, and placing
-the creature at the back of the neck, draws it forcibly down the naked
-back. Of course the cat holds on with teeth and claws. This is repeated
-till the culprit faints, when the cat is removed. The back of the man
-is washed with vinegar and salt, and he revives, perhaps to undergo
-the infliction again. This astonishing mode of correcting offenders is
-called <i>flogging with the cat</i>.</p>
-
-<p>I may also make a remark upon another feature of criminal punishment.
-The crime of <i>treason</i>, not only insures the death, but the horrid
-mutilation of the culprit; and, not satisfied with this, reaches to
-the innocent wife and children. All the estates, titles, honours,
-properties of the offender are sequestrated to the State, and his blood
-is <i>attainted</i>; that is, made incapable of giving honour and employment
-to his off<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span>spring! Thus the innocent are disgraced, and reduced, not
-merely to beggary, but, as far as possible, placed in a condition of
-hopeless misery!</p>
-
-<p>The Idolatry and Sacred Writings are, no doubt, responsible for this
-impolitic injustice and cruelty. For <i>Jah</i> is constantly made by the
-Priests to say, that he visits the sins of the father upon his child
-even to the tenth generation! A natural development of the moral sense
-would fall short of this vindictiveness; and in this false and horrible
-wrath, taught in their <i>Sacred Writings</i>, the fierce Barbarians are
-encouraged to outdo themselves!</p>
-
-<p>The greatest of all the Courts, and which chiefly controls the
-others, is the High and Mighty <span class="smcap">Court of Chancery</span>. It has
-many names&mdash;as Court of Equity, of the King's Conscience, and
-others&mdash;assuming as many styles and jurisdictions as the ancient
-<i>Proteus</i> of Egypt; who, as the Priests said, could take any form, or
-no form, be fire, or cloud, or invisible air. So this Court, feared by
-the Barbarians with a paralyzing dread, takes on any shape! It stands
-for the King's conscience&mdash;which, as the conscience of a Pope-king,
-must be a doubly divine thing. For, as remarked elsewhere, "<i>Divinity
-doth hedge a King!</i>" We, I think, should fear that this conscience
-would be as uncertain as the man. Its function is, therefore, to decide
-with <i>Equity</i>; to relieve against the inexorable hardness of the
-ancient rules; and give relief in cases of <i>mistake</i>, <i>accident</i>, and
-<i>fraud</i>. This looks admirable, but it is all <i>sham</i> (phu-dgi).</p>
-
-<p>Not the least attention is really paid to equity, but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> only to the
-<i>decrees of the Court as recorded</i>. A Suitor petitions for redress.
-The petition is not examined to be determined upon the matters therein
-stated. First&mdash;The <i>Petition</i> must be in all respects in due form,
-according to the recorded rules. Second&mdash;The matter of it must be
-such as the Court will consider, and such as may come before the
-Court. Third&mdash;Are the Parties in the Jurisdiction, and are all the
-parties who may be interested, duly notified and present; or, if not
-present, accounted for. Fourth&mdash;Are the matters for the Court only,
-or must it be assisted by some petty judges to ascertain the facts.
-Fifth&mdash;The petition being at last before the Judge, he may not look
-into it, unless the Lawyers look into it with him; and, then, no
-opinion (decree) can be given until the Records are fully examined,
-to discover if anything of the sort <i>has been</i> relieved. If a similar
-case be found, then the petitioner is called upon to prove his case as
-stated in his petition; and, if he fail to prove his exact case (though
-he may make a stronger show for relief), he is ordered out of Court,
-and condemned to heavy costs (tin-tin). If the case be proved, then
-the Judge <i>reserves his judgment</i>. For he must very carefully compare
-all the cases, examine all the voluminous Records, besides examining
-the innumerable Papers which have grown up around the Petition during
-all the proceedings (often spreading over many years), before he dare
-to order the recording of his <i>decree</i>. For, this done, he has added
-another Case to the King's conscience; that is, to the highest form of
-Law and of human Justice!</p>
-
-<p>He dare not do this unless justified by the Records;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span> interminable,
-stretching backwards to the first King who pretended to have a
-conscience; obscure, contradictory&mdash;he dare not unless justified by the
-Records&mdash;<i>Precedents</i>. If he mistake, grossly, he will be certain to be
-called to account by the Lawyer-Caste, who make a business of seeking
-for discrepancies; in fact, he is bewildered&mdash;not by the case; that
-is simple, or <i>was</i> originally, simple enough; but, by the arguments
-of the Lawyers, the documents overlying and enveloping the case, <i>and
-by the difficulty of deciding according to the Precedents</i>. Could he
-merely announce his <i>own</i> judgment, there is no difficulty&mdash;but that is
-the last thing to be thought of&mdash;in truth, if reduced to <i>that</i>, he is
-bound to refuse any relief, however clear it is that <i>equity</i> requires
-it!</p>
-
-<p>Thus the Judge, old and wearied; a man tottering over his grave,
-feeble, irresolute, takes the course which maybe looked for&mdash;and
-postpones, and postpones; other like cases accumulate on his hands; he
-dismisses some, "reserves" others, <i>refers</i> to another judge what he
-can decently, decides none! Or only those which are petty, or those
-which are really unopposed, or those exciting no interest.</p>
-
-<p>Meantime, the parties to the <i>Petition</i> are dead, or absconded, or
-beggared. Years have elapsed; all parties are worn out or impoverished
-by the enormous expenses&mdash;at length, there is no one to pay Lawyers
-and the Court Officers&mdash;the thing <i>lapses</i>&mdash;dies. Term after Term
-(as Sessions of the Court are called), the Case is called. Some poor
-wretch struggles still to save something of the property <i>tied up</i> in
-the Court by the Case&mdash;he tries<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span> to call up from the mass of dusty and
-forgotten Records, a reminiscence of the lost Petition. In vain&mdash;the
-thing is a wreck, and has wrecked its builders!</p>
-
-<p>The Case lies forgotten amid the interminable processes, affidavits,
-answers, pleas, replications, rejoinders, motions, applications,
-notices, subp&oelig;nas, summonses, commissions, bills of amendments, and
-of supplement; documents of all sorts, making up the <i>Case</i>, mouldering
-away in the stone alcoves of the huge Records; as the poor victims
-of it lie mouldering in similar forgetfulness! Not, however, without
-profit to the Lawyer-Caste; for some miscreant of this profession,
-perchance, discovering the Case, in his searches after means of spoil,
-sees how <i>he</i> may gain by it. He knows of an estate remotely touched by
-the matter of the old and forgotten Petition, and he knows quite well
-that there is really nothing affecting the property; yet, he sees fees
-and spoil. It is merely to frighten the possessor of the estate by an
-intimation of a <i>defect of title</i>, and refer to this old Case, never
-decided. The <i>bandit</i> [khe-te] sets in motion the machinery of the High
-Court of Chancery. One of its officers summonses the poor man to come
-into that Court, and answer to the allegations touching his right to
-possess the house in which, perhaps, he has lived for twenty years! and
-lived without objection from any source!</p>
-
-<p>Now it does not matter at all that there is no sort of ground for
-this attack; the moment it is made, the title of the poor unoffending
-man to his own house is ruined&mdash;almost as completely as if by the
-sentence of the Court he had been deprived of it. The robber who<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
-attacks wishes merely to force the owner of the house to buy him off.
-To secure this spoil <i>he records his summons in the Court</i>, and from
-that moment no one will buy the house, nor will any one lend any money
-upon the security of it until that record be removed. If the victim of
-this oppression be in debt, or have but little money, or but little
-more than his house, or if he have borrowed money upon his house&mdash;in
-fact, unless he be a man quite rich, he is inevitably ruined! He is
-ruined, because the lawyer has, <i>by the Record</i>, practically deprived
-him of his estate. And this is done by a Petition to the Court, making
-allegations artfully and untrue. Yet, as they are not supported by
-any sort of evidence, and are merely bare <i>insinuations</i> often of
-anybody&mdash;it does not the least matter&mdash;is it not inconceivable that
-such a thing should be allowed? That merely upon the <i>Record</i> of
-a Petition, without any evidence, without any character, without
-any surety for its truth, without any, the least, inquiry, or any,
-the smallest deposit in Court to cover the expenses to which the
-summoned party may be put, should it appear he has been wrongfully
-summoned&mdash;this great injustice may be perpetrated, and perpetrated
-without risk of any punishment! "But surely the Court will immediately
-dismiss this iniquitous case?" Not at all; the Court cannot be reached;
-all the endless proceedings and delays already mentioned intervene. The
-fees and expenses are enormous&mdash;the decision far off. The victim cannot
-get a hearing. He borrows money and employs lawyers&mdash;in vain. He can do
-no more&mdash;he is bankrupt. The lawyer who has ruined him gets<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span> nothing
-in such a case, because the victim prefers poverty to gratifying the
-robber. He gets nothing, because he has no real case, and drops it as
-soon as he sees he can make nothing out of it. Should the party be
-very rich upon whom the robbery is attempted, he may fight it out and
-finally clear his property, and get a <i>decree</i> for some costs (only
-a portion) against the other party. But this <i>decree</i> is worthless;
-the party has no property and cannot pay. <i>He</i> has fought <i>for luck</i>,
-having nothing to lose, but all to gain.</p>
-
-<p>Usually, however, as the Lawyer well knows, the party attacked will
-hurry to buy off the suit!</p>
-
-<p>In this way, old Causes are Mines, which the Lawyer-Caste work to their
-own peculiar advantage. They have every facility, both from their
-experience and from the usages of the Caste. The very Judges of the
-Courts are of the same Caste, and give every assistance in matters of
-forms, continuances, motions, dilatory proceedings, and the countless
-processes by which Lawyers make fees and their clients are robbed.</p>
-
-<p>Thus the Court of Equity, with a mocking irony, becomes a Court of
-Iniquity! and the very tribunal designed to do more perfect Justice
-is perverted to the most scandalous use&mdash;made an engine the most
-oppressive and destructive ever contrived for the misery of Society,
-short of one invented to destroy it wholly!</p>
-
-<p>The Court was originally organised by Priests who had acquired the
-Roman learning, or some tincture of it, and endeavoured to strengthen
-their own Class, and to soften the barbarous harshness of the common
-Law, by erecting this Court. The laws of the Barbarians<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span> were savage,
-in civil as well as in criminal things; and the Priests, more cultured,
-endeavoured to soften and temper this harshness, or, at any rate, to
-get more complete control by it. They formed it, and administered
-it at first, and for a long time. But the Lawyer-Caste have now its
-administration, and they have not so much respect for the opinions
-of the general public as had the Priests, and have made the Court a
-<i>bye-word and a shame</i> [Kri-mi]!</p>
-
-<p>The expenses and fees are beyond belief. A Lawyer who gets one good
-Chancery Case into his hands, lives upon it luxuriously. I was once
-shown a <i>Bill of Costs</i>, as these items of fees are styled.</p>
-
-<p>I observed that one would be charged for a thing done and for the same
-thing not done&mdash;in other words, for the doing and for the not-doing.
-Thus, if one requests a thing be done, the Lawyer will charge for
-"receiving instructions," "for reducing the same to writing," "for
-instructing a clerk," and the like&mdash;then, having sent away the clerk on
-<i>another</i> matter, he will charge for taking new instructions and going
-over the same ground again. Thus, actually charging for the delay and
-obstruction caused in the affair.</p>
-
-<p>Again, if you ask a Lawyer something, he will presently say, "I must
-take counsel," meaning he wishes to ask another Lawyer. When the <i>Bill</i>
-is examined you will find, say, "for being asked and not knowing, 6s.
-8d.; for taking your instructions to counsel, 6s. 8d.; for attending
-upon counsel, £1 1s.; for fair copy made for him, £2 2s.;" and so
-on. Your simply unanswered <i>question</i> has thus served the following
-purposes:&mdash;If it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span> had been answered at once the fee would have been,
-say, 6s. 8d.; but as it was not, but carried elsewhere, it has given
-the first Lawyer five times more of fees, and his <i>brother</i> in the
-Caste also a handsome sum! One may judge how ignorant the first Lawyer
-will be likely to be, and how often he finds it convenient to help his
-higher Caste brother, especially when in helping him he so greatly
-helps himself! We have some cunning rogues in our Central Kingdom, but
-such astuteness as this is beyond them!</p>
-
-<p>I once visited this tribunal of Chancery to witness the
-proceedings&mdash;but they are so dull and prolix as to drive one away as
-soon as possible. The presiding Judge, and all the High-Caste Lawyers,
-wear wigs and gowns. The lower Lawyers, who are called Solicitors, sit
-in a sort of well, below and at the feet of the High, and have no badge
-of distinction. In fact, they are not respected, and only tolerated by
-the <i>bigwigs</i> (as the High Lawyers are often called) as the jackals
-who provide them with prey. They immediately act in matters with
-the victims of the Court, and do all the dirty work, extracting the
-fees, and the like&mdash;the High Lawyers taking the most of the plunder,
-although, for decency sake, they will not see the victims of their
-rapacity if they can help it.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>wigs</i> spoken of are very absurd, and make the wearers seem to be
-engaged in masquerading, or fooling. (We have no term corresponding to
-the former.) The lappets of thick hair come down over the ears of the
-Judge, to enable him (as it occurred to me) to take his <i>nap</i> [qu-iz]
-with less danger of being disturbed.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>No one can be a Judge, nor a High-Caste Lawyer, who does not wear
-the wig. It has a funny appendage behind, like a pig's tail, exactly
-fitting to fall upon the small of the neck; and is itself a curiously
-curled "frizzle" of horsehair, selected for uniformity of whitish
-colour. There is something <i>cabalistic</i> in this thing, which is
-carefully hidden from the outside world.</p>
-
-<p>If a Judge take it off, all business immediately stops. A Lawyer
-instantly loses his power of speech if his wig fall off. It was
-told me in confidence, that the tail (like that of swine) had a
-peculiar significance, to say; the utter selfishness of the Caste and
-<i>greed</i>&mdash;another whispered a darker thing, referred to the Devil of
-the Superstition: that, anciently, this Caste struck a bargain with
-the Demon, and he made it obligatory upon the Lawyers always to wear
-this chief sign of <i>diabolism</i>! This may be merely the chaff [pti-ni]
-of these Barbarians. At any rate, something <i>occult</i> is attached to
-the thing; and a curious respect is shown to it, mixed of fear and
-contempt, even by outsiders.</p>
-
-<p>The Judge sits so highly exalted, as to be out of the way of hearing
-the passages occurring among the Lawyers. He is generally half-blind,
-half-deaf; quite worn out with age, and the ceaseless wretchedness of
-his Court and the Lawyers, and incapable of vigorously dealing with
-anything. In this Court the most imbecile is most fit; for nothing is
-expected but imbecility (so far as the public is concerned), and fees
-for Officers and Lawyers.</p>
-
-<p>When a Case is <i>on</i>, the Lawyers begin to talk, and to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span> read from the
-big books, on one side, and then on the other. Neither tries to get at
-the truth, but each in turn does his best to mislead the Judge. Both
-read from the interminable and conflicting Records, and both find ample
-records which fit the precise Case, which each contends for. The poor
-old Judge, now and again, takes a note of these quotations from the Big
-Books of records&mdash;for he is to decide not upon the equity but upon the
-records, as we have seen. By the time he has found his <i>spectacles</i>
-[Qu-iei] he has forgotten the Book, the number, the Recorder's name,
-and the many other things, needful to find where the record is, and
-when he is again told, lifting up his wig-pallet, he only hears
-imperfectly, and <i>mistakes</i>. So, when, perhaps a long time after, he
-tries to make up a decree to fit the Case, the <i>record</i> to which he
-turns refers to nothing in the world like what was intended!</p>
-
-<p>Hour after hour, and sometimes day after day, these speeches of the
-Lawyers go on. For the longer the talk the larger the <i>fees</i>&mdash;nobody
-thinks of Justice! The old Judge understands the trick of the <i>farce</i>
-going on, perfectly well; in his younger days he was famous for his
-skill in all the arts of the High-Caste Lawyers, and obtained his
-present position on that account, and because others wanted to get
-a formidable rival out of the way; he understands how very little
-(but fees) is involved in the endless talk and reading, and begins to
-nod&mdash;even, the gods would nod. The Lawyer observes, stops a bit; the
-unexpected silence awakens the wearied old man&mdash;he opens his watery,
-blinking eyes, fumbles his papers, or takes a pinch of snuff, and says:
-"Go on,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span> brother Bounce, I'm with you"&mdash;meaning he is attending to him;
-and soon falls asleep again.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps one of the talking Lawyers is of the High Q.C. I am told that
-such is the dread of this Lawyer-Caste, that the Sovereign constantly
-flatters the tribe, and gives to them the <i>fattest</i> [phig-sti]
-offices. All Judges and the Keeper of the Sovereign's Conscience&mdash;this
-Court&mdash;and a great many other most important places, and exaltation
-to the Highest Caste of Lords [Tchou], falls to them by established
-rule&mdash;in truth, the Caste is chief in the Law-making Houses, and,
-consequently, in Government itself. The Q.C. is, however, a thing done
-to many who cannot, as yet, get fees from the public treasure, that
-they may get them from out-siders more amply. The right to attach these
-symbols to the name of Lawyer also gives him a <i>silk gown</i> (during
-the present reign) worked by the sacred hands of Royalty itself! The
-honoured wearer of this is a Q.C.&mdash;that is, Queen's Champion&mdash;and binds
-all its wearers to defend the Sacred Head (Pope) of the Superstition
-from the machinations of the Evil One, and those of their own order
-who, sold to the Devil, may possibly be put up by him to plot mischief,
-not only against the general outside world, but against "Crown and
-Altar!"</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps, after days of this weary work, one of the Lawyers suddenly
-discovers that somebody, or something required in the intricate and
-dubious <i>processes</i>, is wanting; or in some document some erasure is
-detected; or something <i>to hang a point</i> upon is seized hold of&mdash;and at
-once a wrangle between the Lawyers<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span> ensues. The Judge fairly awakes;
-the whole <i>case breaks down</i> [kei-tz-se]; and everybody, but the poor
-victims in the case, anticipate more fees. The victims, however, who
-have already beggared themselves in it, suddenly despair; perhaps the
-case never again comes on, and the property involved in it wastes away
-in dark obscurity beneath the gnawing rats, which infest the Court.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes (as I was told) some poor man, or woman, who had scraped
-together the last farthings to pay the Lawyers (for they will in no
-wise act unless paid beforehand, feeling that such service as they
-render is not likely to be gratefully recompensed, and it being the
-severest rule of the order never to show any pity for outsiders), being
-in Court when they see all hope destroyed, and themselves and their
-children beggared, have fallen down and been carried out of Court with
-reason for ever gone; or with such a deadly blow that never more do
-they revive, but soon die, and are buried at the public charge!</p>
-
-<p>You will see wretched creatures trying to look decent in well-brushed
-rags, darned and patched, with shoes through which the toes protrude,
-but over which the blacking [di-yte] is carefully smeared&mdash;you will see
-these victims of the Court, like ghosts, flitting about the passages,
-and watching for the entry of the Judge. One will attempt to address
-him&mdash;but he is conveniently deaf. He knows the <i>victim</i> is there, and
-though a party may speak, has the right to speak for himself, and the
-Judge is bound to hear, yet, such a thing is unknown. The mysteries of
-the Court deny<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span> to any <i>sane</i> man the attempt. These poor creatures are
-insane&mdash;or, what answers just as well, have been branded by the Lawyers
-as <i>Insane</i>. So the miserable wretch, trembling, raises his voice, "<i>My
-Lud</i>" (meaning my Lord), "My Lud;" here the Court-officer cries out
-<i>Silence</i>; or, if the man be, <i>for the first time</i>, attempting to call
-attention to his case, by the time he has got so far as to fairly say
-"My Lud!" what with the jeering looks of the Lawyers, his own ignorance
-of the mysteries, and his wretchedness, he either completely breaks
-down&mdash;or if the Judge, seeing a <i>new</i> face, asks him to "go on"&mdash;almost
-at once perceives that the man is only a "poor ruined suitor," and is
-entirely out of order, and <i>cannot</i> be heard! He says: "You must sit
-down. Case <i>Hoggs</i> v. <i>Piggs is in order</i>. Mr. Clerk call <i>Hoggs and
-Piggs</i>." Thus "My Lud" will be as far as any "poor ruined suitor will
-ever get!"</p>
-
-<p>Besides the numerous, worse than useless, idlers (Lawyers) who fatten
-upon the industry of others, and the loss inflicted by their voracity
-and by the other expenses, this Court devastates upon a scale beyond
-belief. I was told by an English Barbarian that he once tried to obtain
-one thousand of money from the Court, which the lawyers said there
-would be no difficulty in getting, as it was clearly <i>his</i>; it would be
-only a matter of form, possibly <i>some</i> delay. "Well," said he to me, "I
-instructed my lawyer to go to the Court and get the money. He demanded
-fifty pounds to cover fees [tin]. To make a short story, he went to the
-Court, <i>but I never got any money</i>! After I had actually paid in fees
-more than half of the one thousand, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span> obstacles had grown to be so
-insurmountable that I merely dropped the matter." "But," I said, "the
-thousand&mdash;who has that?" "Oh, it is in the Court of Chancery!"</p>
-
-<p>Another honest Barbarian told me that he had spent all his life (he
-was sixty) studying and endeavouring to awaken attention to the abuses
-of this Court&mdash;but in vain. The attempt seemed hopeless. The Court
-was entrenched in the very frame of the body politic, and nothing but
-<i>reconstruction</i> would answer; and that reconstruction is probably only
-possible after first <i>demolishing</i>!</p>
-
-<p>This man said that a prodigious sum&mdash;sixty millions of English
-money&mdash;was <i>directly</i> locked up; and that of property of all sorts,
-subject to the <i>clutch</i> or injured by the processes of the Court it
-was incalculable, and, very likely, would represent a tenth of all the
-valuables in the whole Kingdom!</p>
-
-<p>In my walks and in my travels, sometimes in the city, I would notice
-many houses, with windows smashed out, the walls tottering, the
-doors hanging loosely, or wholly gone, the approaches filthy, the
-whole place a <i>nuisance</i>, injuring and depopulating all about it, or
-filling the ever-spreading mischief with the vilest population. I
-have asked an explanation&mdash;"Oh, it is in Chancery." In the midst of a
-village, suddenly one comes upon a vacant space; it is an abomination;
-everything near catches the infection, all that portion of an otherwise
-pretty place becomes a <i>nuisance</i>. The character of the village at
-length suffers; it becomes known as a place ruined by the Court of
-Chancery. In<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span> fine, whenever one sees a wrecked building, or any
-property marked by neglect and verging to total destruction, the
-explanation is: "It is in Chancery." And the same thing is often said
-of ruined men and women: "Oh, they have lost everything in the Court of
-Chancery!"</p>
-
-<p>To such an extent is the destruction of the Court carried, that the
-Law-making Houses are forced to interfere, or perhaps the Officers
-of Health. These may abate a <i>nuisance</i>, and sometimes mere filth
-and indecencies are removed. But nobody will improve a property to
-which he cannot have a certain and quiet possession. Therefore, when
-the evil becomes intolerable, the Law-making Houses make a Law by
-which a property of this sort is sold, under their <i>guarantee</i> that
-the buyer shall have perfect possession. This is a thing next to an
-impossibility; and nothing less than a great public evil too great to
-be endured, will ever induce the Lawyers who control the Houses to
-interfere with the legitimate work of the Court.</p>
-
-<p>It is wonderful that the English Barbarians submit to this Court; but
-one must consider that, after all, it is not so inconsistent with
-Barbarian habits as it at first sight looks. Plunder is natural to all
-the tribes, and especially to the English. As nearly all plunder, the
-thing is normal. Lawyers must live; and the common English Barbarian
-makes a business to <i>keep out</i> of their hands. The Higher Castes
-enjoy so large a share of the gains, and are, in fact, so largely
-interested in preserving the Court, that <i>they</i> do not care to move.
-Then, to other causes, must be added the stolid conceit of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> English
-Barbarians, who really think everything English so much better than
-what can be found elsewhere, that, in respect of this very Court,
-admitting some abuses, yet, after all, "Where else can you find such
-Judges&mdash;men who cannot be bribed?"</p>
-
-<p>On the whole, therefore, with that conceited stolidity of character,
-more remarkable in the English than in any other Barbarians, they come
-to regard even the worst of <i>their institutions</i> as better than the
-best of the rest of the world!</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">UPON EDUCATION: A FEW REFLECTIONS.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">In</span> our Illustrious and Central Kingdom, from times long before the
-Barbarians beyond the great Seas existed, or, at any rate, had any name
-or place in the earliest records, it has been the established rule that
-Learning (Li-te-su) should be the fountain of honour&mdash;that there is no
-nobility of birth. Under the Illustrious, the Son of Heaven, all were
-equal subjects&mdash;children&mdash;and that which made one more distinguished
-than another was <i>Wisdom</i>. This Wisdom, a knowledge of men and things;
-of the proper maxims [ri-te-es] of morality and government, and their
-proper application to human affairs. The <i>Central idea was to know
-oneself</i>, and thus to know others&mdash;to add to this, technical knowledge,
-and the knowledge of our Illustrious annals and customs.</p>
-
-<p>The mandarins, great officers of our Illustrious, have no rights of
-birth. According to their class in the Schools of Examination, they
-are selected to advise, to administer, to govern in the Provinces,
-and order the forces for the keeping of due order. They rank in the
-degree of the excellency of their registration in the great Schools of
-Examination.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>But it is very different with the Western Barbarians, where <i>birth</i>
-gives a right to exalted place in Government! Power, among the
-English, is wholly in the hands of this hereditary class&mdash;called
-<i>Nobility</i>&mdash;elsewhere called Aristocracy [Fo-hi]. Thus, learning has
-been unimportant, unless as a sort of accomplishment; and been mostly
-confined to Priests. With them, it was a means of increased influence,
-and added to the effect of the Superstitious pretensions. Force and
-fraud being the main agents of Government and sources of distinction,
-learning was not merely disregarded, but held in contempt by the
-High-Caste. What learning there was (chiefly confined to the Priests),
-busied itself with the Superstition, and with the ancient tongues;
-because with these Superstition had its <i>literary roots</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Still, some grew more inquisitive, especially outside the Priestly
-order, and learning made some progress. Gradually, there emerged from
-the Halls of Learning, rules, which (countenanced by some Sovereigns),
-began to influence Society. For Sovereigns, and the High-Caste, had
-begun, in some measure, to affect a liking for learning&mdash;confined,
-however, almost wholly to the narrow range referred to. These <i>rules</i>
-were in fact <span class="smcap">DEGREES</span>; which conferred upon the possessor a
-Literary distinction.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Halls of Learning</i>, which had been in good measure established
-by Sovereigns, out of plunder, upon the orders of Priests (who
-would obtain the money through the Ruler's dread of the devil, when
-apprehending or near to death); these, alone, could confer the degrees.
-No power accompanied them. They, merely,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span> became requisite to any one
-who wished to enter upon, what is called, the <i>Learned professions</i>.
-These are of the <i>Superstition</i>, of the <i>Law</i>, and of <i>Medicine</i>. Soon,
-in these employments, the degrees became quite <i>Cabalistic</i>; and made
-these callings mysteries to the rest of the world.</p>
-
-<p>What was intended to be evidence of fitness, was soon perverted to be a
-form of <i>initiation</i> into an exclusive Society; whose members insisted,
-not upon fitness, but upon compliance with arbitrary rules. This was
-made especially the case with the Law, and with Medicine. The <i>degree</i>
-was supposed to refer to proper qualifications for the practice of Law,
-and knowledge of Medicine, with its proper use in the healing art. It
-did nothing of the sort. It gave a <i>presumption</i> (but by no means a
-true one) that its holder knew something of the ancient Roman and Greek
-languages: not any presumption that, in the case of Medicine, there was
-any knowledge of the articles of Medicine, nor of their proper use;
-or of the human body to which they were to be administered. Nor any,
-that in the Law, there was any knowledge of the Statutes, laws and
-customs of the Realm, nor even of its Common annals! Medicine and Law
-suffered from this <i>Sham</i>; because men naturally used what little they
-did know; and, as to the Roman tongue, <i>some</i>, and the Greek, <i>less</i>,
-were in their heads; and the whole practice of Medicine and Law was in
-their ignorant hands; what could follow, but to muddle <i>these</i> with the
-useless obscurity and jargon of the unknown forms!</p>
-
-<p>The Priests had also thrown around the Superstition<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span> the same jargon,
-and kept up the requisition for a <i>degree</i>&mdash;as if any true morality
-and worship were necessarily connected with a <i>literature</i>, denounced
-by themselves as impure and <i>pagan</i>! Notwithstanding these ignorant
-and selfish abuses, it was impossible to make the acquisition of
-even such narrow learning wholly useless. It was narrow, and even
-hurtful, by being perverted to selfish ends, and preventing honest and
-independent research. Still, it did work upon some minds to better
-use; and it gradually evolved a better learning, when the Ancient
-Literature really worked in free and broader channels. The High-Castes
-are less indifferent to literary attainments; and learning, in a
-more comprehensive sense, is becoming more esteemed. It is no longer
-limited to verbal knowledge; to ancient, dead forms&mdash;though these
-are still so paramount that, if a man were to be the wisest and most
-learned of mankind, and was deficient in these, he could not receive a
-<i>Degree</i>&mdash;he would be unlearned!</p>
-
-<p>Useful, true and honest knowledge, outside the great Halls of Learning,
-is making some advance; though <i>in them</i>, the old, pedantic, and
-superstitious notions yet prevail. The new <i>Literati</i>, founders of
-a larger and truer teaching, endeavour with difficulty to get some
-respect and honour to attach to the <i>degrees</i> which they timidly
-register. The High-Caste, in general, disregard this better knowledge,
-and adhere to the old Superstitions and traditions&mdash;regarding that
-man only as learned who has the ancient badge; though, to any useful
-purpose, a fool.</p>
-
-<p>The High-Caste also stupidly support the old pre<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>paratory schools; and
-will not, if they can help it, suffer any of the Lower-Caste to enter
-them.</p>
-
-<p>In these, the barbarous customs continue; if one goes into them, he is
-at once carried backwards into the <i>dark ages</i> (as even the Barbarians
-call them); ages, when the Priests had all the Learning&mdash;wretched as
-it was&mdash;and when the <i>Superstition</i> coloured and directed everything.
-Here, the dead tongues are the chief studies, with something of
-the ancient <i>puzzles</i> as to Lines and Points&mdash;for the most part
-useless&mdash;with a style of administration fitted to the savage brutality
-of those times. The only part of the training cared for by the youths,
-is that which developes the forces of the body. The disgusting <i>Ring
-Fight</i>, referred to elsewhere, is a common pastime; and the lad is a
-milksop [kou-ad] who really avoids the rude crowd, and wishes to study.
-To be respected he must fight his way, and be feared. If, by chance,
-some lad of the Lower-Caste be entered, by the foolish wish of the
-father to bring the son into the <i>polished</i> circle of the High-Caste,
-he will be <i>polished off</i> (as these young Barbarians say), in a manner
-never dreamed of. The poor lad will be beaten, humiliated, and driven
-from the School; unless, indeed, he be strong enough to bully and beat
-his tormentors!</p>
-
-<p>Very comically, in one part of these brutal fights, when one has got
-his antagonist completely in his power, and can bruise him as he
-pleases, the position is called <i>being in Chancery</i>! One of the fittest
-illustrations possible, of the universality of the judgment which
-places that Court among things the most repulsive!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The younger in these schools are the <i>Slaves</i>, for the time being, to
-the older and stronger; in fact, the whole effect of the training is
-really to make these youths selfish, quick of quarrel, hardy of body,
-and barbarous; to prepare them for the lives of predatory exploit,
-upon which fortune and all the best honours depend&mdash;learning being
-subordinate, and disregarded, unless it further the main purpose.</p>
-
-<p>Force is still the god of these Barbarians, and <i>Jah</i> is worshipped
-because he, in this, fits them. The intellect is improved only that
-Force may be developed and disciplined to its most effective use.</p>
-
-<p>One sees this everywhere. To invent the most destructive engines of
-war for the wholesale slaughter of the human species, to add to the
-swiftness of movement, to the durability and weight of action, to the
-means of assault and of defence, to bend the mind to uses based upon
-the idea that the normal condition of man is that of <i>a tiger with
-man's intellect</i>, to make the beast something inexpressibly dreadful!</p>
-
-<p>The greater portion of the people remain sunk in the grossest
-ignorance&mdash;scarcely knowing (the most of them) much even of the
-Superstition, other than crude notions of Hell and the Devil. In
-this, probably, they are not much to be pitied; though in losing the
-precepts of Christ, and seeing around them the conduct of Christ-god
-worshippers, they are to be commiserated. They look with the contempt
-of ignorance upon foreigners, and call the people of distant seas
-<i>Heathen</i>, only fit for the Hell! As I have said, in another place,
-some attempts are being made to give this degraded popu<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>lace, at
-least, the rudiments of learning. The task is hard, and made nearly
-impracticable by the stolid indifference of the Low-Castes, and their
-positive hostility to anything which interferes with their habits.
-They are very English, not different from their betters, and resent
-any sort of change as an interference with their individual freedom
-of action. To make these degraded beings <i>slaves</i>, you must not seize
-the individual&mdash;you must act upon them as a class&mdash;and they resent the
-attempt to teach them. Compulsion will be resorted to. The English
-Barbarians have a proverb [li-tze], "One may lead a horse to the water,
-but who can make him drink?" These people may be forced to the springs
-of learning, but who shall make them drink&mdash;unless <i>beer</i>? (This is the
-common drink, very muddling; used to an astonishing quantity.)</p>
-
-<p>The women are not admitted to the Halls of Learning, though they are
-to be seen everywhere. Men do not wish them to be educated in those
-things admired by men&mdash;it would, as they think, make brutes of them.
-In this they are right; yet there is no consistency of idea in the
-general treatment of the sex, as will easily be gathered from these
-<i>observations</i>.</p>
-
-<p>A learned woman&mdash;that is, one who has acquired the sort of education
-recognised by the <i>Literati</i>&mdash;is disliked by her own sex as well as by
-the men. The men will not marry her, unless she can buy a husband. This
-she may be able to do if she have money in abundance.</p>
-
-<p>The things which may make them attractive and entertaining to the
-men, and be likely to secure a desirable husband, are the only things
-cared for. Some<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span> music, some drawing, a little acquaintance with the
-language of the chief tribe on the main parts, reading and writing, are
-the intellectual studies. But the engrossing pursuits are those which
-are supposed to add to female attractiveness. To <span class="smcap">DRESS</span>, so as
-to enhance the delight of form; to cover, and yet to show with added
-suggestion; to move with grace; to carry the head; to use with tender,
-or arch, or modest, or haughty expression, the eyes; to turn the feet
-and arrange the limbs; to make the shoulders beautiful, and the neck
-and bust charming; to torture the hair and ornament the whole body;
-the ear-tips, the fingers, the eyebrows and lashes&mdash;to do these, and
-innumerable other things by which the sex shall be made <i>irresistible</i>
-[Kou-ket], these are the real cares. <i>Dancing</i> [ma-d-wo] is among the
-most admired of all accomplishments, and the game of <i>Waltzing</i> its
-most perfect development. In this art of dancing both sexes take part,
-and I may merely say to our Flowery Land, that we have nothing like it,
-and what little we have in any degree to represent it is confined to
-<i>licensed</i> girls, without, even with them, permitting men to take part!
-In this dancing the utmost female art (<i>blandishment</i>) is permitted,
-and it is the one by which, and in the intricacies of which the male is
-most surely expected to be ensnared!</p>
-
-<p>Women are, also, particularly among the High-Caste, taught in riding on
-horses, in driving them attached to carriages; in running and walking;
-and even in swimming. Also in rowing in boats, in the use of bows and
-arrows, and many other things, which are very strange to us. But the
-sex like passionately the outdoor sports<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span> of men; and, in truth, show
-the barbarous instinct quite as clearly as do the males. They are
-attached to dogs, cats, and other creatures, which they fondle and
-<i>dandle</i> in the most disgusting manner.</p>
-
-<p>The women of the Low-Castes, to the best of their ability, follow
-the example of their superiors; and make such copy as they can. They
-imitate the dress, the gait, the <i>airs and graces</i> of the High-Caste,
-often with a ludicrous effect! When they dance, they may not dance with
-the elegant <i>abandon</i> [lan-gu-tze] of the lazy and rich, but they can
-contrive to be quite as <i>effective</i>! The male of the Low-Caste feels
-but cannot escape the snare!</p>
-
-<p><i>Accomplishments</i>, directed to the one object of finding a desirable
-man, who will take them at the least cost off the hands of their
-relatives, are the things which occupy the time of women; the lower
-orders, in so far as possible, giving to the poor imitations that time
-which ought to go to useful objects. A poor and obscure girl prefers to
-be <i>something like</i> a lady (that is, a bad copy in dress and bearing),
-than to be really instructed in letters: because she sees herself more
-admired by the male, and more likely to dispose of herself to a husband.</p>
-
-<p>The great pursuit among High-Caste families is man&mdash;a man who may
-be bought, and whom it is desirable to buy, to be a husband for a
-daughter, or relative. All domestic art and diplomacy are bent to
-this end; and, as men do not like learned women, whom they nick-name
-<i>strong-minded</i>, women do not wish to be learned. If from exceptional
-circumstances a young woman be well educated, and wish to marry, she
-carefully conceals<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span> her knowledge, and displays her accomplishments,
-and all "the power of her charms" (as the English poets have it). An
-educated female had better appear to be an <i>accomplished</i> fool, than a
-wise and learned woman&mdash;if she wish to buy a husband. For she must have
-a large sum, indeed, if she be known to be learned!&mdash;a <i>Blue-stocking</i>
-[Zu-re-to].</p>
-
-<p>There are some women who have acquired knowledge, and look with disdain
-upon the <i>arts</i>, <i>airs</i>, and <i>graces</i> of their "weak Sisters." They
-appear in public Halls of debate (as talking-places are called); and,
-mixing with men, assume an equality of mental force and culture. They
-interest themselves like men, in all matters of general concern. They
-take in hand, or endeavour to take in hand, <i>the care of Women</i>; and
-demand an enlarged sphere for her action, and a reformed and proper
-recognition of her <i>rights</i>. Hence, these women are called, besides
-strong-minded, <i>Women's rights</i> women. They are nearly always old,
-ugly, and wholly and hopelessly incapacitated from longer pursuing men;
-even, in their inordinate vanity, <i>that</i> pursuit is abandoned.</p>
-
-<p>There are some trifling exceptions&mdash;of women who like to astonish,
-and of others who, in <i>talking</i>, find a means of living&mdash;to whom all
-personal comeliness is not yet a tradition. But for these, the <i>Women's
-rights</i> movement would dwindle away; these sometimes commanding an
-influence either of money or family, draw into their circle a few
-men&mdash;remarkable, in general, for eccentricity of some kind, or led very
-often completely by a woman of the order.</p>
-
-<p>The whole thing is inexplicable to our social usages;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span> but is not an
-excrescence&mdash;only a natural outgrowth upon a diseased system. The
-position of women in the Barbarian Society is a feature very striking
-and very anomalous, and may receive attention in another place.</p>
-
-<p>On the whole, one may see that education in its true and exalted sense
-is scarcely comprehended among the Barbarians. The moral function
-and the mind subordinate to that, and the body&mdash;its passions, its
-greed, its brutality, wholly subordinate to the morally trained
-mind&mdash;education, grounded upon this <i>central idea</i>, has but feeble
-recognition.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF THE LITERATURE OF THE ENGLISH.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">There</span> are innumerable books; and the conceit of these Barbarians
-attaches to them as to everything in their <i>Enlightened World</i>
-(Litz-i-ten). Nothing outside of the Christ-god worshippers is allowed
-to be enlightened&mdash;all else is darkness. This is true as to their
-opinion, strange as it looks; and all the Literature in every part of
-it shows this. The attainments and the experience of all to whom this
-worship is unknown, receive no other than a curious attention from a
-few of the literati. But we know that this conceit is absurd; ignorant
-and superstitious Barbarians really think that, without the adoption
-of their <i>Jah-Christ-Jew</i> superstition, with all the <i>Canons</i>, no true
-morality, no real civilisation, exists, nor can exist!</p>
-
-<p>This I must premise; because we may dismiss at once the larger
-portion of the Barbarian Literature, inasmuch as it relates to the
-great Superstition. It is everywhere, striking into and permeating
-everything, to be sure; but I refer to works avowedly devoted to it. It
-makes the Books largely unreadable to one having no sympathy with the
-author; and it requires patience and a long use to get over the disgust
-caused by the offensive pretensions and ignorant references.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The Poetry of a people is generally placed <i>first</i> among the Barbarian
-<i>Literati</i>; and of this form the Western tribes are very fond. The
-English boast that in this they excel all others; though, for that
-matter, the same boast is made in everything.</p>
-
-<p>The larger part of the Poetry may be called <i>trash</i> (ru-b-isti).
-Iterations and reiterations of the same conceits, the same shallow
-sentiments, the same metaphors, mostly of an amatory and indelicate
-sort. Poems, often tedious, verbose, strangely mixed with matters
-of the Superstition and of the ancient (Roman) myths; laudatory
-performances, <i>beslobbering</i> (spr-au-fo) great men with empty
-compliments, or giving lying exaltation to the fancied virtues of the
-eminently bad; dull and long-winded reflections from minds too obscure
-to reflect anything, unless with an added obscurity; an enormous
-<i>Waste</i> (Ban-s-he) which the English themselves never traverse.</p>
-
-<p>Poetry with the Barbarians is far more esteemed than with us, although
-in our annals are found evidences of its immemorial existence. As with
-us, it takes many forms, and is reduced to an art. The two greatest
-names are Milton and Shakespeare. The first of these is esteemed as
-the most sublime of all poets, ancient or modern&mdash;but it is needful to
-fix the quality, the essence of the sublime! Of the gloomy grandeur of
-the man, and of his power of suggesting the vast and the intangible,
-there can be no doubt. Nor is he wanting in a mournful sweetness&mdash;the
-plaint of a beneficent being who feels an eternal despair! Nor can it
-be otherwise, for the grand imagination of Milton is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span> wholly occupied
-with the devils of the Barbarian Superstition! With its terrible
-images&mdash;with the Hell in which they and lost men for ever burn in
-eternal fires, and yet are never consumed! He introduces the reader
-(in his great Poem) to Paradise [Kar-din], where man once lived in
-perfect wisdom and happiness&mdash;and here the Poet is full of that sad,
-that tender, that inexpressible, sweet despair! From this Paradise (as
-said elsewhere) man was enticed by Satan, who had been set free from
-Hell for the very purpose; and then follow all the surprising pictures,
-vast, terrible, indescribable&mdash;only possible to a mind fully possessed
-by all the <i>horrors</i> of the Jew Jah-god Idolatry.</p>
-
-<p>Shakespeare, with a healthier mind, one not distorted by the
-Superstition, and with a human, natural vigour and feeling, writes in
-a manner to interest man. On the whole, the English Barbarians place
-him far above all others of any time or place&mdash;call him the Divine
-Shakespeare! This is very easy with a people who know nothing of the
-poetry of the great East, nor of that of our Flowery Kingdom&mdash;in truth,
-have but a slight acquaintance with the writers of the other Barbarians!</p>
-
-<p>Disregarding this foolish conceit, we may admit that this man shows
-a broad and comprehensive intellect&mdash;he is one who knows something
-of himself, and that self is a manly self. And he simply exhibits
-<i>himself</i> in those creations of his fancy, wherein a great variety
-of men and women show the passions, follies, and changing interests
-of life. He has the power of vividly seeing and of clearly showing
-what in his mind he sees,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span> and in language often low and uncouth, but
-frequently in fine and lofty tones. His certain knowledge of himself
-gives pithy form to his wit; and his expressions are the direct
-utterances of one who sees, not of one who does not nor cannot see.
-His, on the whole, was a very large and true manhood, which, in spite
-of unfavourable influences and some tarnish, manifested itself, and
-occasionally in grand and beautiful forms. In very garbage there are
-sparkling gems. He often offends decency, but is less indecent than
-his time&mdash;and when he is simply himself, the natural morality of a
-large man becomes conspicuous. Some of his minor things, based on the
-affectations of his period, and formed on bad models, which he weakly
-copies, are not without marks of his rich fancy, yet are so indecent
-that in our Flowery Land they would be suppressed. None the less, you
-will find these objectionable verses in the hands of the youth of both
-sexes.</p>
-
-<p>This degradation of the moral sense is very common. It finds
-form in the versification of those poets whom the English style
-<i>Amatory</i>&mdash;chiefly with them, but more repulsively with the
-play-writers. Examples of this indelicacy and coarseness are lying
-about anywhere. It seems to us very strange: for to what good? No
-doubt, poetry very properly deals with human emotions and interests;
-but why should the poet dare to print what he would not dare to utter,
-unless among the shameless!</p>
-
-<p>Some of these trivialities are not wanting in sweetness and
-tenderness&mdash;and some have a very refined feeling. The great blemish is
-<i>falseness</i>.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The Western Barbarians addict themselves always to a false and affected
-mode whenever they address themselves to the female: and the style is
-absurd. It is borrowed from the obsolete manners of ages ago, when it
-was the fashion [phan-ti-te] to pretend the most exalted reverence
-for the sex. They were addressed as goddesses, and there was a whole
-armoury of weapons of Love, from which these fantastic poets armed
-their divinities, and pretended to be pierced through and through,
-wounded, bleeding, at their feet! Dying, transfixed, and rolling their
-languishing eyes in death, imploring the goddesses to save them, even
-if by one glance of their bright eyes! The amount of this nonsense is
-perfectly astonishing!</p>
-
-<p>I give a fair specimen here from a much admired writer of this class:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Sweet Phillis, idol of my heart,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Oh, turn to me those tender eyes!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Transfix my breast with Cupid's dart,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">But listen to my dying sighs!</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"I cling, imploring, to your knees;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Oh, cruel goddess, turn to me!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">One kiss the burning pain will ease&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Thy lips give Immortality!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>The Elegiac [mo-un-fu] is, perhaps, the most cultured among the refined
-poets. The most distinguished of the English living writers of verse
-is very elegant in this form. He cannot emancipate himself from the
-habits of his people&mdash;for the wretched he can find no solace but in the
-Superstitions of the Christ-god worship. He demands a <i>Sacrifice</i> quite
-inhuman, when he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span> suggests the only remedy for human grief. Possibly,
-he finds in this, a meaning of a different kind from what the language
-(used in the Superstition) itself implies. He may see a meaning common
-to all sorrowful and thoughtful men&mdash;<i>Self-Sacrifice</i>, demanded by the
-highest perception of justice, and, therefore, inevitable. In this
-department some of the minor poets sing very sweetly, tenderly&mdash;with
-a nice refinement. Generally, however, there is a sort of despair
-wailing in an under-tone of pathos. It would seem to arise from the
-gloomy spirit of the Barbarian nature, intensified by the terrible
-Superstition.</p>
-
-<p>The comic poets are coarse, trivial, and not much esteemed. There
-is humour, but it is of the barbarous and unclean. It is frequently
-strangely fantastic, and delights in laughing at the terrific in the
-"<i>Sacred Writings</i>," or at the Priests, in a covert manner; often in
-<i>travesties</i> of the prayers, <i>rites</i>, and other <i>holy</i> things, which no
-one would dare openly to ridicule. Poetry is not much read, unless by
-young girls and lads, who, in the season of the sentiments, find food
-to feed their desires, or to print their tender epistles and speeches,
-in the Sentimental Authors.</p>
-
-<p>Very rarely is there anything striking or true; and the mass of Verses,
-after receiving the <i>paid-for</i> attention of the daily writers, sleep a
-sleep of oblivion.</p>
-
-<p>The Prose writings are innumerable&mdash;largely, however, mere <i>re-hashes</i>
-[mi-pi-stu] of existing works. It is a trade to make these new forms of
-old books&mdash;cutting down, working over, and revising. History, accounts
-of bloody fights, forays, commotions, massacres, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span> burnings, now by
-one Christ-god tribe and now by another; Biography, Travels, Lives of
-<i>Great men</i> (never heard of out of some Barbarian tribe); these are
-many, and read by the <i>Literati</i>. A few books, rarely read, devoted
-to <i>Science</i> and to <i>Art</i>, are printed, commonly to the ruin of the
-printers.</p>
-
-<p>Of romances and novels there are no ends. With these and the newspapers
-the English Barbarians almost entirely occupy themselves, when they do
-read. The novels pretend to portray <i>life</i>, in its usual vicissitudes
-and with a natural show of the feelings. But the feeling depicted
-is that of Love, and the Life, the life of a Lover. In this curious
-creature, unknown in our Central Kingdom, the English young people of
-both sexes delight. I cannot describe him; he has no existence outside
-of a diseased brain. The great Shakespeare describes him, "Sighing like
-a furnace, with a woful ballad made to his mistress' eyebrow!" which
-will do as well as a more extended notice.</p>
-
-<p>There are <i>Metaphysical</i> works. We have no term to represent it. It is
-a book which dimly suggests <i>phantoms</i>&mdash;things unseen, and not to be
-seen&mdash;mere words without bodies. Usually, making the matters of the
-common Worship still more inscrutable.</p>
-
-<p>Close to these, and blended often in a confused mixture with them&mdash;a
-compound defying all reasonable analysis&mdash;come the Philosophical. This
-term is a grand one with the Barbarians, and embraces all knowledge.
-The Philosophical writers pretend to the most exalted insight and
-outsight&mdash;they measure the whole infinite and finite, mind, matter,
-and the very nature of moral<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span> and divine things. The Philosopher loves
-Wisdom, and Wisdom loves and teaches him!</p>
-
-<p>Each philosopher, however, knowing everything, knows some things better
-than others; and usually exhibits to the world that <i>eccentricity</i>
-by which he is known. He parades this on all public occasions of the
-<i>Literati</i>; and feels happy and serene mounted on his <i>Hobby-horse</i>
-(again we have nothing to fit this word)&mdash;he appropriates the name of
-the ridden Hobby. Thus, some time since, one of these discovered and
-taught that man was an Ape&mdash;an Ape of high form. This discovery was
-not very well received; however, he was afterwards honoured by a title
-derived from his ancestor, and styled the <i>Simian</i> philosopher. In the
-old Roman, <i>Simia</i> means Ape. He is vulgarly and better known, however,
-as the Hobby-horse philosopher, from his own name, <i>Hobbs</i>!</p>
-
-<p>Just now, this speculation has revived again, with but slight change.
-One Darwin dreams of immortality from the usefulness of <i>his</i> theory.
-In this, man no doubt is found in the <i>Simia</i>, but he <i>passes through</i>
-that type; it is well enough to find there the immediate origin, but
-the true <i>germ</i> lies further back among the <i>tadpoles</i>!</p>
-
-<p>I do not know what tadpoles are, and did not think it worth while to
-inquire.</p>
-
-<p>This philosophy, called Darwinian, is greatly admired for its
-profundity&mdash;especially by the select circle of Mutual Admiring
-Thinkers&mdash;but is strongly denounced by the Bonzes, and by the Halls of
-Learning and Literati of the Superstition. It makes man no immortal
-being at all, these say; and dethrones all the gods.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>In our Flowery Land we may smile at these speculations and
-<i>eccentricities</i>&mdash;for such and similar vagaries are as old as
-Literature; and the special notion of Darwin, as to the <i>Origin of
-Species</i>, has not even the attraction of novelty. The <i>speculation of
-evolution</i>, by which all visible forms are developed from a form less
-perfect below it, and this from another below that, and so on, down to
-the beginning, is a clumsy mode of stating that original forms were
-few, and contained wrapped up in them, many&mdash;and that possibly there
-may have been primarily only <i>one</i>, containing all! The Sovereign Lord
-Himself! In truth, it is the immemorial <i>out of nothing</i> idea; for when
-a creator of worlds, in the shape of man, has got to a single form
-containing all, he has yet to account for that <i>Single Form</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The few, most advanced of the Barbarian Philosophers, cut adrift
-entirely from the <i>Superstition</i>. They copy largely from the Greeks,
-Romans, and ancient peoples, who said, on such subjects, over and over
-again what these modern imitators say&mdash;and said it better. In <i>Physics</i>
-these moderns think themselves wiser. They may be, in the use of some
-things, but are not in the nature. Our Sect called <i>Taos-se</i> resemble
-these speculative writers in many things: the English may not directly
-teach the <i>Metempsychosis</i>; but in effect it is the same. Evolution may
-hold to an original germ which is fixed and indestructible; yet what
-matters if to the observer this germ takes on every possible shape! The
-Metempsychosis does not contradict the notion of an original germ&mdash;it
-is entirely consistent with it. This speculative inquiry into the
-nature of things is as old<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span> as man, who, even before he knows how to
-formulate his thoughts, has the deep shadows of them. The Old Greeks
-introduced <i>the Literature</i> of these fancies to the Western Barbarians,
-though themselves were no more than bright and beautiful dreamers
-of old dreams. The human intellect will always, as it has always,
-search into the unsearchable, applying to it whatever of sharpness,
-of imagination, of culture, it may have. There will be the inquiry,
-but never the answer. The mind itself finds its advantage; nor could
-the Sovereign Lord have designed otherwise, else the intellect would
-not persist in a vain task. Nevertheless, wise men rest satisfied with
-the <i>intuitions</i> of the moral and intellectual nature. The origin and
-essence of the Sovereign Lord and of the visible world cannot be known.
-The source, the purpose, the end, and the nature of Things are beyond
-the scope of man. He may ask, and he may find delight in the asking;
-for new ranges and glimpses of the infinite may flash upon him. But
-when he thinks he <i>knows</i>&mdash;that he has <i>discovered</i>&mdash;he is a fool!</p>
-
-<p>Another department of what is called <i>Philosophy</i> deals with the
-mind, as the part just referred to more particularly affects to deal
-with matter. And writers upon the mind, when they speak of the moral
-function, call <i>that</i> by another name. Thus we have the <i>Intellectual</i>
-and <i>Moral</i> philosophers, with their many books. Very commonly this
-division is not sustained, and moral and merely mental evolutions
-run together. Indeed, there are those who deride this division, and
-assert that the moral has no real existence; that the mind itself is
-but matter <i>instinct</i> of life, and has no<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span> existence independent of
-material organisms. They say that man is an animal endowed with <i>Life</i>,
-and that this occult and hidden force is indivisible. That divisions
-of the faculties may be convenient to give exactness to mental
-movements, but are otherwise fanciful. They deny a "Moral faculty,"
-asserting that it is only a peculiar refinement of the life-<i>instinct</i>;
-that the wish to do honestly is no more than this, and, educated
-to enlarged views, expands into all that man conceives of Justice.
-That you may just as easily train one to do dishonestly; and then an
-honest act gives pain. This proves the very proposition denied&mdash;the
-faculty may be misinformed&mdash;the pain demonstrates the existence of
-the faculty. An animal has the Life-Instinct or mind, if you will;
-but who imagines that the animal is ever pained by any remorse! To
-this, these philosophers reply that the pain does not really exist
-only as the remains of a <i>secondary instinct</i>, remembering consciously
-or unconsciously the penalty awaiting <i>disobedience</i>. The animal,
-they say, may be so trained that it will feel this pain or shame; and
-man, for ages disciplined, transmits to his offspring this <i>secondary
-instinct</i> of inherited fear; and, <i>here</i>, is the so-called moral
-faculty.</p>
-
-<p>I may be pardoned in this tedious attempt to give the Flowery Kingdom
-some insight into the thoughts of the Barbarians on abstract matters,
-not for their novelty, but as a further illustration of that which is
-so well understood by our <i>Literati</i>&mdash;to say, the ceaseless activity
-of the human mind and its tireless inquiry into the things of the
-mighty world. A beneficent fact or it would not be. Perverted by
-vain thinkers, who<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span> do not think, because egotist; yet in humble
-men, conscious of ignorance, a solace. These reverence the Sovereign
-Lord, never comprehending other than His infinite Wisdom (and this by
-delightful flashes), nor His works, nor His methods, nor the use of
-Man, nor of any the smallest thing, nor the origin, nor the design!
-Enough that He is, and that by some inscrutable, though certain sense,
-man, with a grateful joy bounds towards Him, claims to be His, and
-feels Immortal!</p>
-
-<p>The Barbarian <i>Literati</i> have often rested upon the Greeks as final in
-Metaphysics. Plato, whom they call Divine, was very generally followed
-in his notion respecting the eternal and independent existence of
-spirit and matter. But the newer men insist upon one substance only,
-and remove the Sovereign Lord so far back into the deeps of an Unknown,
-that he vanishes, or becomes an unintelligent and unconscious Cause.
-Here again reproducing the <i>Fate</i> of remote antiquity.</p>
-
-<p>One school of Philosophers indulges in a curious form of materializing
-the mind. Pretending to fix all the mental and moral processes in the
-very substance of the brain, they declare that by a careful examination
-of the head, the exact qualities of the individual may be discovered!
-Some of these pretend to be teachers and <i>Indicators</i>&mdash;for fees, giving
-a precise chart to any one who wishes of the forces of the brain, so
-that he may order his affairs accordingly.</p>
-
-<p>They profess to tell parents in what art or business a child should be
-placed, and in what manner certain good qualities may be made to grow
-and bad ones to shrink! They say that over each thinking part of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>
-brain rises a corresponding <i>bump</i> [Ko-be], that these <i>bumps</i> contain:
-some thoughts of music, some of hate, some of love, some of numbers,
-some of place, and so on. They make charts showing these bumps and the
-thoughts which lie beneath them! These they sell, marking the bumps
-(after examination) to show the person what he is. If, for instance,
-his <i>acquisitiveness</i> (thoughts to take things) is a very large bump,
-he must develop a counteracting bump or he will assuredly become a
-thief! It is not quite clear how this development is to be brought
-about. Some carry this absurdity so far as to say that a man with bad
-bumps is not responsible&mdash;he ought rather to be regarded as an object
-to be cared for by the State. Before the bumps of the child be formed
-and hardened, <i>any</i> form may be given to them, by applying a gentle and
-continuous pressure. Government, therefore, ought to have all children
-examined in youth, and apply to the heads the proper moulds! In this
-way a perfectly moral society would be assured!</p>
-
-<p>I refer to this nonsense as the only novel speculation among the
-Western Barbarians. And any one can readily discover in this, old
-notions moulded into a defined and material shape, to give charlatans
-[Qu-ak-st] an opportunity to plunder.</p>
-
-<p>There are many books of the <i>Moral Philosophers</i>, who make a <i>Science</i>
-of certain movements of mind, and call it <i>Ethical</i>. But these books
-are to our habits useless or absurd&mdash;sometimes positively hurtful.
-The idolatries and superstitions colour and distort&mdash;distinctions
-are confounded, and a rational morality wanting.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span> A merely Jewish
-ordinance from the <i>Sacred Writings</i> is made as important as a plain
-moral precept. The human conscience is overloaded with arbitrary and
-unreasonable matters taken from the <i>Superstition</i>, and, bewildered,
-despairs of well-doing. To offend in some priestly <i>dogma</i>, is more
-terrible than to break an established law of honesty. Disobedience in
-the false demoralises the conscience as much as disobedience in the
-true, when both are received as true.</p>
-
-<p>In fact most of the <i>moral</i> books are merely books written to uphold
-the great Superstition, and the morality is debased by its injurious
-connection. By what strange perversion could the cultivated mind ever
-be brought to announce a principle like this, to say; "Belief alone
-saves man from eternal Hell; morality without it is only a snare of the
-Devil." <i>Belief</i> means an undoubting acceptance of all the pretensions
-of the <i>Superstition</i> (as explained elsewhere). What must be the effect
-of teaching so false and presumptuous an enormity? The Sovereign
-Lord will not deign to look with pity. He is a consuming fire! Heart
-and hands pure&mdash;a life of disinterestedness&mdash;worship warm, grateful.
-Nothing worse. First, <span class="smcap">Believe</span>&mdash;in the most monstrous thing
-which the diseased human imagination ever created&mdash;the Jew-Jah theology
-and worship!</p>
-
-<p>When a system of morals is based upon such a pretension, it can only be
-hurtful; unless, as is largely the fact, the healthy human <i>instinct</i>
-unconsciously rejects the error. Still, great harm is done&mdash;must
-be done. And how much of prevailing licentiousness and barbarism
-may be placed to account of this false system can<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>not be defined.
-It is the immediate father of <i>Atheism</i>. Men reject the tremendous
-assumptions and believe nothing. But tender consciences, those in
-whom the divine faculty is large and clear, in general, directed by
-a true consciousness, simply disregard the horribly false things and
-attach themselves to the true. In this, vindicating the nobility
-of nature, which rises to its true recognition of the Sovereign
-Lord, <i>in spite</i> of surrounding errors. But, others, not so strong,
-delicate in conscience and feeble in mind, become the victims of this
-dreadful system. Thus it is also the father of <i>Idolatry</i>. For these
-victims, fearful of eternal destruction, place themselves entirely in
-the hands of the Bonzes, and adore all the gods and observe all the
-<i>rites</i>. They cannot be sure, of themselves, that they do properly
-<i>Believe</i>; a thing of a very mysterious nature, concerning which (as
-I have remarked) the contention is ceaseless. Nor can these victims
-of the Superstition, ardent <i>devotees</i> though they be, always obtain
-satisfactory <i>evidence</i> that their <i>Salvation</i> is sure. Then follow
-the self-imposed penances, and the sacrifices imposed by the Bonzes.
-They are <i>victimised</i> by the Bonzes in an endless variety of ways. Some
-build Temples; some go about begging, in mean garbs, to get money for
-the <i>poor</i> Bonzes; and the like; much as we see among our superstitious
-devotees. Superstition merely reproduces its natural effects, varied
-according to the circumstances. Still there remain those poor creatures
-to whom no escape is possible. They struggle in vain with the dark
-doubts which envelop them. They believe in all the horrors of their
-worship: that but a few are saved<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span> from hell; that goodness, charity,
-self-sacrifice, gifts to the Temples, to the poor, even to the
-Bonzes&mdash;<i>nothing avails</i>. Unless they have <i>believed</i> and been duly
-accepted and enrolled among the <i>Elect-few</i>, they are merely children
-of the Devil, awaiting death, when they become his associate in <i>Fires
-of the tormented</i>, for ever and ever! These poor wretches feel already
-all the <i>horrors</i> of the damned. They find no solace in a moral life;
-no peace in a grateful heart, turned to a benign, Heavenly Father. To
-yield to the natural emotions, to indulge in this peace, is vanity&mdash;is
-to be ensnared in the wiles of the enemy of Souls!</p>
-
-<p>They catch sometimes feebly at a <i>hope</i> of Salvation, then fall
-again into a dreadful despair. At last the feeble mind gives way.
-They feel themselves already lost; they fancy they have committed
-the Sin which Jah himself will never pardon&mdash;(to use the words of
-the <i>Sacred Writings</i>)&mdash;the <i>sin against the Holy Ghost</i>, for ever
-unpardonable&mdash;they writhe, they cry, they beat their breasts, they fall
-down in unspeakable agony&mdash;"the pains of Hell have got hold of them!"
-This is again from the <i>Sacred books</i>. The scene closes in death, or
-worse, in a <i>mad-house</i>; where in chains or under vigilant keepers (to
-prevent self-destruction or the destruction of others), these wretches
-vanish from human hope and sympathy! The frightful Superstition in
-these victims has been a <i>reality</i>! And no human mind can bear that and
-live!</p>
-
-<p>I will close these remarks upon the <i>Literature</i> of the English
-Barbarians, by giving some examples of the different poetic
-compositions.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>From an Amatory poet, who refers to the conjugal endearments of the
-Roman Jupiter and his goddess&mdash;Queen Juno, on Mount Ida, where,
-according to the old traditions of the Greeks, these gods often
-resorted:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"When Juno makes the bed for Jove,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And waits the god with blushing grace&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Soft music charms the air above,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And breathing fragrance fills the place.</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Mortals expect the deep repose;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Ocean is calm, the Winds are still,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">The heavenly rapture overflows,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And Nature feels th' ecstatic thrill."</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>I think our poorest poets could have improved upon "makes the bed." In
-cold England, however, bed-making is important. And for a wife of the
-Upper Castes to make the bed for her Lord, with her own hands, is to
-show a great love and devotion. It is laughable to think of the goddess
-so domestically employed, though the top of Mount Ida must be cold
-enough!</p>
-
-<p>The poetry of the Idolatry has much of an amatory sort, very curiously
-mixed with its terrors. I give a rather refined specimen, quite free of
-the diabolic:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"What grief, what darkness fills my breast,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">That coldly I have strayed from thee!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Thou art my Love, my Life, my Rest;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">All other love doth fade and die.</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Oh, never may the joys of sense,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Entice my ardent soul again!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Thou art my only sweet Defence&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">To love thee not is endless pain!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>From an unknown writer I extract the following, who refers to a great
-Sailor of the Western Barbarians. This man, repressing the revolts of
-his crew, with undaunted mind, day after day, and night after night,
-for weeks and weeks, still kept on, steering <i>westerly</i> across the
-infinite, big seas. Possessed with one great and fixed idea&mdash;that <i>Land
-lie beyond</i>. At length, when all hope had nearly died, far away like
-a cloud, the great <i>New World</i> was discovered! We know of this in our
-Annals, in the dynasty <i>Ming</i>.</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"To be&mdash;this marks the nobler man&mdash;this Force,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">This <i>visioned</i> soul, which sees the shadow cast</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Of a great Object in its every course,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Urging it onward&mdash;common men will rest</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">With common things; such spirits are possessed</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">By greater somethings, which will not be hushed</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">With 'lullabys'&mdash;which are within the breast</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><i>Like inspirations</i>&mdash;sleepless as the rush</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Of world-surrounding waves, and which no earth can crush!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>This is a writer who takes the <i>Sea</i> as the scene of his poem. The
-style is affected; but much liked.</p>
-
-<p>I add below an example of <i>Blank Verse</i>, a form greatly in use:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"The Morn, exultant, on the mountain tops,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Leads in the Day&mdash;and over all the World</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Delightful Joy spreads forth his glorious wings!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>This appears to be a parody of Shakespeare, who says beautifully:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Oh, see where jocund Day stands tip-toe,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">On the distant, misty mountain tops!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Very much of the poetry is obscured, and spoilt by the influence of
-the Superstition; and very much by artificiality and affectations.
-And everywhere there are poor or indifferent imitators of the ancient
-Greeks and Romans; upon whom the <i>Literati</i> mould their poetic conceits.</p>
-
-<p>Of the Comic and common it is well to read little. Coarseness and
-indecency seem inseparable from all vulgar humour.</p>
-
-<p>The Descriptive, tinged with the melancholy of the Superstition and
-Barbaric gloom, is often fine and smooth&mdash;sometimes tender and elegant.</p>
-
-<p>I give an extract from an author of no repute, but agreeable; and the
-more so to me, because inoffensive. It is not defiled by the Idolatry
-of the Barbarians:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"<i>Spring-time</i> of life, with open-eyed delight,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Wondering at beautiful earth and sky!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Budding in sweet expectancy, and bright</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">With smiles and charming grace, and blushingly</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Unconscious of a Love, just to be born&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">A trembling Joy, which smiles and tears adorn!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>From the same, written in the open country; which, though obscure
-sometimes, flows on finely, eloquently:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Stretched to the brilliant sky, on all sides clear,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Are hills, and dales, and groves, and golden corn&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Whilst in the peerless air, all things are near;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And far or near they each and all adorn!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Here, let us rest, on this fair, breezy hill,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Beneath the shade of this high, spreading beech&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And feel and see that we are Nature's still:</span><br />
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Her Peace and Beauty ever in our reach.</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Her calm, majestic glory, harvest-crowned,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Fills heaven and earth, and blends them into <i>one</i>.</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">How vast and solemn bends the blue profound;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">How sweet and strong th' immortal gods move on!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Move on, resistless, yet, with tender grace&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Inflexible, yet soft as summer rain&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Intangible&mdash;as where yon shadows race,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">With nimble Zephyrs, o'er the waving grain!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Ineffable, though murmurs everywhere,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Swell into Anthems of delightful tone;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And smiling hill-tops, and the radiant air,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Rest in expressive Silence, all their own!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And there, by Avon's stream, are Warwick's towers;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And, here, is labour toiling in the fields:</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">For Lord [Tchou] or serf alike, the patient hours</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Give back to Nature all which Nature yields.</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Still human hope aspires and will not die;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><i>Will</i> rear aloft its monumental walls;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Informed by Instinct builds as builds the bee&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Mounting secure where stumbling Reason falls!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">So Temples rise <i>Immortelles</i> of the race;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Where mouldering with the stones tradition clings&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Touching the landscape with ennobling grace,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And giving dignity to common things.</span><br />
-</p>
-
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">The day declines, and so my holiday;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Care slumbering by my side awakes again;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Grasps on my hand and leads my steps away&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">So rudely rules the Martha of my brain!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Martha</i> is a scolding, busy <i>house-wife</i> [bro-msti], taken from
-an incident narrated in the <i>Sacred Writings</i>. The writer refers to
-Temples in a pleasing way, and to the "mouldering stones," where,
-about the dead, innumerable legends survive. Burials are near to
-the Temples, and the graves are on <i>Holy</i> ground. His<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span> reference is
-comprehensive&mdash;meaning the universal <i>Hope of Immortality</i>, symbolized
-by the lofty Fanes.</p>
-
-<p>I give below a few of the absurdities from the <i>Comic</i>, taken from a
-greatly esteemed author in this Line.</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Three wise men of Gotham</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Went to sea in a bowl [tou-se];</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">If the bowl had been stronger,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">My tale had been longer!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>The meaning of which is, I suppose, that when wise men do foolish
-things they no more escape the consequences of folly than others.</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"I bet you a crown to a penny,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">And lay the money down,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">That I have the funniest horse of any</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">In this or in any town.</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><i>His tail is where his head should be</i>&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">'You bet! Well, come and see.'</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And sure enough, within his stall,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">The horse was <i>turned</i>&mdash;and that was all!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Another, very ridiculous:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"There was a man of our town</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Who thought himself so wise,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">He jumped into a bramble bush,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And scratched out both his eyes.</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">But when he saw his eyes were out,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">With all his might and main</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">He jumped into another bush,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And scratched them in again!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>This would <i>seem</i> to suggest that a conceited man, having committed
-an egregious blunder, rashly undertakes to remedy it by one equally
-unwise. The folly of conceited impulsiveness!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Another, and I have done.</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Little Jack Horner</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Sat in a corner,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Eating his Christmas pie;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">He put in his thumb,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And pulled out a plum,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Oh, what a good boy am I!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>This is to encourage children with an idea that, if they be <i>good</i>,
-they shall have <i>plums</i>. It is very significant of the low culture. As
-if one were to imagine that the possession of a big plum (riches, or
-the like) demonstrated the moral excellency of the possessor!</p>
-
-<p>Commentaries and parodies of these <i>Comic</i> trivialities have been
-written, and, forsooth, their beauties and meanings need exposition!</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF TRADE, AND REVENUE DERIVED FROM IT.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">We</span> have ourselves, in our maritime parts, some experience of the
-English, as traders [Kie-tee]. Something of their moral character is
-known, not as traders only, but as representatives of the general
-civilization of their tribe. It will be a long period before the
-events of the <i>opium</i> war are forgotten&mdash;when these selfish and cruel
-Barbarians came with their big fire-ships and great cannons, and
-massacred so many of our province, Quantung! Nor will the slaughters
-of the people of our Central Kingdom, and the burnings and plunderings
-at the Illustrious seat of our Exalted, pass out of mind for many
-generations. Trade! yes, Trade is the <i>Moloch</i> [Kan-ni-bli] of the
-English; there is nothing (of character) which they will not sacrifice
-to this Idol. The god by which they mostly swear, and whose name
-they apply to themselves, knew nothing of trade, and his words, as
-recorded in the <i>Sacred Writings</i>, condemn every practice customary in
-it. This inconsistency is always found in the devotees of irrational
-worship; where formal observances stand for practical virtues.
-Perhaps dishonesty in trade is no more conspicuous, than immorality
-everywhere; only traffic touching on all sides, and affecting nearly
-every interest, carries with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span> it an almost universal debasement. Blind
-and conceited, it is the custom to speak of our <i>Central Kingdom</i>
-contemptuously, and to brand our people as Heathen <i>thieves</i> [ta-ki].
-We have thieves, and punish them. But how strangely to those of our
-people who know these Barbarians, this charge sounds! It is notorious
-that the vile stuff packed up as <i>Tea</i> by our knaves is for the gain
-of English traders; and that the horribly obscene pictures of degraded
-artists find a market with the Barbarians! We punish these plunderers
-when we detect them; but these Christians who would <i>convert</i> us
-encourage this immorality!</p>
-
-<p>The Law-making Houses are continually occupied (and occupied in vain)
-to find remedies for the almost universal crime of <i>Adulteration</i>
-[Kon-ti-fyt] <i>of Food</i>. Scarcely an article of food, or of drink,
-medicine, what not, escapes this dangerous cheat. To make a larger gain
-some cheap admixture, often poisonous and rarely harmless, is added
-to nearly every article. It is not easy to understand how general the
-moral debasement must be, when a thing of this sort, striking at once
-at health, and even life, is so common as to be scarcely contemned! To
-be cheated is a kind of <i>comedy</i>&mdash;one expects to be cheated&mdash;cheated
-in his clothes, his wine, his horses, his dogs, his meat, his drink,
-his beer, his sugar, his tea, <i>his everything</i>! To have been honestly
-dealt with is a surprise&mdash;a thing to be remarked upon. To have been
-cheated&mdash;a <i>shrug</i> of the shoulder&mdash;an exclamation&mdash;"Of course!" In
-fact, almost always the cause of a hearty laugh, especially if a sharp
-trick&mdash;or at another's expense! The very laws of trade are based on
-dis<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>honesty; and a people will not generally be better than their laws.</p>
-
-<p>The High-Caste affecting to despise trade, do, occasionally, in the
-Law-making Houses (as I have said), feebly interfere with the general
-rascality. Yet, they are so dependent, indirectly or directly, upon
-trade or its gains, that they will not do anything to hamper it; and
-any law which touches the utmost freedom of action in <i>buying and
-selling</i>, in their opinion, has this effect. On the whole, they say,
-better a few rogues flourish, and a few people be poisoned to death,
-than that <i>commerce</i> (an <i>euphuism</i> for rascally traffic) be injured.</p>
-
-<p>That man has a fine nature which traffic, in its best ways, cannot
-tarnish; and laws should take their colour from the best&mdash;not the
-sordid. The old Romans cultivated the land, and looked with contempt
-upon traffic. When riches and its corruptions lowered manliness, and
-Commerce spread through the provinces&mdash;still, the Roman jurisprudence
-based itself upon equity&mdash;it did not place trade upon a pedestal above
-Justice! They made no such Barbarous mistake as to suppose that any
-business of a people could be more important to its prosperity, than
-the maintainance of right principle!</p>
-
-<p>The English Barbarians say the interests of the public require a
-disregard of right; and their famous legal maxim (in the Roman) is
-<i>Caveat emptor</i>&mdash;the buyer must take care&mdash;must sharply watch the
-seller. This is to say, "The seller is to be expected to cheat; and,
-if the buyer be cheated, let him thank his own stupidity!" The old
-Heathen Romans made no such immoral rule; they required the most exact
-good faith upon both<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span> sides. The seller could not sell a horse blind
-of one eye, or incurably, though not always visibly, lame, and to the
-complaint of the buyer answer, "Oh! I gave no assurance of soundness."</p>
-
-<p>The High-Caste, despising trade of any useful sort, none the less
-delight in traffic of a high-caste colour. They deal in pictures,
-equipages, horses, jewels, sculptures, books, dogs, <i>nick-nacks</i> of all
-sorts; know how to bargain, and understand the <i>tricks</i>, especially
-in horses, dogs, paintings, and the like, as well as those whom they
-affect to despise.</p>
-
-<p>The English are, doubtless, successful traders and plunderers. They
-are rough, and brave, and reckless; and in traffic are as unscrupulous
-as in predatory ventures. Their conquests abroad have been incidental
-generally, commerce being the immediate object. But they have never
-scrupled to use force when it has seemed fittest. The <i>plunder</i> of a
-people has been found easier, and the returns quicker and larger, than
-the slower gains of traffic.</p>
-
-<p>For this shameful and cruel conduct, the English and other Western
-Barbarians find ample justification in their <i>Superstition</i>. For they
-believe that the peoples beyond the seas are Heathen, and under the ban
-of <i>Jah</i>. Their <i>Sacred Writings</i> so declare; and that "the Heathen are
-given to the Saints as a spoil, and their Lands as an Inheritance."
-Now, these Barbarians affirm that they are the Saints; that the people
-who do not worship their gods are Heathen; and that consequently they
-(these Barbarians) have a right to the possessions and lands of these
-distant and unoffending<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span> tribes! And not only this, that these tribes,
-under the wrath of <i>Jah</i>, and subjects of the Devil and hell, ought
-to be grateful for the inestimable boon of <i>the Gospel</i> (<i>the Sacred
-Writings</i>), by which they may learn the way to be saved; may, in fine,
-become Christians!</p>
-
-<p>Thus it comes about that the intercourse of the Western Barbarians
-with peoples beyond the seas has been aggressive and piratical. From
-the earlier part of the dynasty <i>Ming</i>, when these Barbarous tribes
-first visited the great seas and distant regions in the far West and
-mighty East, the Pope (then worshipped by all the tribes) gave to two
-of them, very devoted to his worship and powerful in ships, the whole
-world of <i>Heathen</i>. This meant all the wide world but that small region
-in Europe wherein the Pope-worshippers lived. To the one tribe, called
-<i>Portugals</i>, he gave the whole immense East, and to the other, styled
-<i>Spaniards</i>, the vast regions in the West. Thus the two were possessed,
-by the gift of their god, of the whole <i>Heathen</i> world&mdash;India and our
-Flowery Kingdom being portions!</p>
-
-<p>In their many ships, these two tribes, sailing East and West, landed
-upon the distant shores, and seized upon everything which they could.
-They thought it pleasing to <i>Jah</i> to put to death those who had
-offended him, and were already under <i>his wrath</i> and condemnation: the
-Heathen were justly extirpated, unless they <i>believed</i> and worshipped
-<i>Jah</i>!</p>
-
-<p>Not very long after this gift to the two tribes, the English and Dutch,
-having quarrelled with the Romish Priests, refused to worship the Pope
-and denied his authority. The Dutch first, and then the English,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span>
-growing more powerful in ships, made distant forays for plunder and
-trade; and, following the tracks of the Portugals and Spaniards,
-disregarded their pretended <i>exclusive</i> title to the <i>Heathen</i>. They
-determined to have a portion of this general transfer of the world
-to <i>Christians</i>; they were in their own judgment the better, the
-<i>Reformed</i> Christians, and far better entitled!</p>
-
-<p>Since this enormous Blasphemy [Swa-tze] of the Pope, History, as
-known to the Barbarians, has been, to a large extent, an account of
-its consequences. Wars between the contending <i>Christians</i> for the
-distant possessions, and savage and cruel depopulation, plunder, and
-subjugation of the unoffending inhabitants. Whole races of men have
-melted away in the presence of these Christ-god worshippers; and the
-horrors of the dreadful Superstition, which in the regions of Europe
-had made man more like the Devil of his Idolatry than anything human,
-spread, with fire and sword, over the wide world! In the far West,
-beneath the setting sun, a beautiful and peaceful people, rich and
-numerous, suffered cruelties too shocking to tell; and in the civilised
-and populous East, the very name of <i>Christian</i> became a synonym of all
-that is detestable.</p>
-
-<p>None the less, the English Barbarians, to this day, acting upon these
-Christ-god pretensions, will insist that this <i>Trade and Plunder</i> is
-the <i>handmaid</i> of Enlightenment, the chief agent in the preparing of
-the World for a knowledge of the true gods, and the ultimate salvation
-of the Heathen!</p>
-
-<p>Trade is, therefore, a civilising agency and a powerful helper in the
-redemption of mankind from the awful<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span> Hell. A few poor Missionaries
-are sometimes added to the general cargo of <i>means of conversion</i>.
-The same ship which transports these Bonzes to convert the benighted
-<i>pagans</i> will, perhaps, have a few volumes of the <i>Sacred Writings</i>,
-some bad rum, worse muskets (more dangerous to him who shoots than to
-him to whom the shot is directed), gunpowder, flimsy articles too poor
-for home trade; to these, add the licentious and degraded sailors; and
-one sees how well the English Barbarians work to introduce their true
-worship and save the Heathen! But this is feeble: only a trade-ship.
-The great fire-ships, with big cannons, full of armed and fierce
-barbarians, which devastate the populous coasts, and burn and plunder
-the maritime parts&mdash;<i>these</i> are illustrious workers in the spread of
-the Christ-god <i>Salvation</i> and a lofty Civilization! Thus the very
-worship of the Barbarians has helped, by its cruel pretensions, to
-<i>ingrain</i> a wrong notion&mdash;one making them immoral and cruel. Taking the
-<i>Jah</i> of the old, huckstering Jews, as an object of idolatry, the whole
-people has, in trade, become <i>Jewish</i>, as in much else.</p>
-
-<p>I have referred to petty cheating, and to that wholesale criminality
-of adulteration. But <i>fraud</i> is very common, and often on an enormous
-scale. Nor is there any remedy. In truth, it is so common, that, as all
-hope to have a turn at its advantage, none care to punish heavily him,
-who, by chance, has been too bold. The fraud must take the form of open
-robbery, or be of such grossness as to be hardly disguised, before the
-wrong-doer will be arrested. A man may enjoy un<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>molested, and even with
-respect, a great fortune acquired by notorious <i>trickery</i>.</p>
-
-<p>So universal is this toleration of roguery, that the Plays and Pastimes
-are often enlivened by comical illustrations of the various arts,
-tricks, and deceptions practised. The charlatans, rogues, cheats, and
-the like, are shown in the Lawyer, the Doctor, the Bonze (low-caste),
-and other professions and occupations. Endless are the villanies of the
-Lawyer&mdash;the <i>quack</i> pretensions and impositions of the Medical man&mdash;the
-cant, hypocrisy and meanness of the Bonze.</p>
-
-<p>Among the professions and trades, the teacher is a brutal <i>ignoramus</i>,
-who beats and starves the wretched children under his care; the nurse
-quietly drinks herself drunk and goes to sleep, leaving the sick man to
-gasp and die for the drink close at hand, but which he cannot reach;
-the milkman stops at the pump, and fills up his milk-cans with water;
-the teaman shows and sells you one sort, but delivers a very different;
-the grocer says his prayers, hurries to his goods, asks his servant if
-"the sugar be sanded," "the rum watered," "the tobacco wet down," "the
-teas mixed," "the <i>small</i> bottles filled," and the like; the tailor
-sells you more cloth than he knows will be required for your garments,
-and <i>cabbages</i> the excess; the cabman who knows you are a stranger
-demands quadruple fare; the innkeeper gives you the meanest room, and
-charges you the price for the best; and so on through every business of
-life.</p>
-
-<p>The learned professions take the lead in this exhibition of roguery
-and immorality. The spectators never tire of these displays of the
-general rascality. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span> roguish landlord, the villanous horse-dealer,
-the artful, knavish servant, the Priest of Low Caste, and the Doctor,
-afford the most common diversion. The Lawyer is generally <i>diabolic</i>,
-the Bonze a hypocrite and knave, the medical man an impostor and dealer
-in medicines of infallible healing power.</p>
-
-<p>Much of this may be referred to the love of coarse humour&mdash;but its
-real base is to be found in the <i>degradation of morals</i>. These
-representations are <i>types</i>, and would only produce disgust, were not
-the rascalities represented familiar. The excesses and exaggerations
-are of the Play&mdash;but the <i>types</i> are normal and common.</p>
-
-<p>One great trading place is called the <i>Stock Exchange</i>&mdash;another,
-perhaps more important, styled the <i>Merchants' Exchange</i>. These places
-are established in every large town, and the <i>business</i> done in them
-absorbs the attention of traders and people who have any property,
-throughout the Kingdom.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>dealings</i> [Keet-sees] of the former relate to <i>Certificates</i>
-and <i>Bonds</i>. These are <i>Pieces of Printed and Coloured Paper</i>, which
-represent in the words and figures a sum of money invested in a trading
-concern, or a sum of money which somebody owes and promises to pay. The
-<i>sum</i> may be quite a fiction, and is usually either never to be really
-paid, or paid at some very remote day. However, a small sum is promised
-to be paid every six moons, or in twelve moons&mdash;this is for <i>not</i>
-paying the big sum.</p>
-
-<p>The business of the latter relates to the buying and selling of every
-sort of merchandise, whether on land, or on vessels at sea.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Other great trading places deal in money, or rather in bits of <i>Printed
-Paper</i>, which promise to pay money to him who has one of these <i>bits</i>.
-These places get people to sell them these bits at a price, and
-then resell at a greater price&mdash;or they <i>borrow</i> and <i>lend</i> these
-bits, paying less for the use than they obtain. Very little money is
-seen&mdash;business is in Paper&mdash;another of the ingenious <i>tricks</i> of these
-trading and gambling Barbarians, perhaps the source of more dishonesty
-and cheating than almost any other. As the like has no existence in our
-Flowery Land, it will not easily be comprehended.</p>
-
-<p>The chief of these places for dealing in this money-paper is called the
-<i>Bank</i>. The Government shares in the advantages of this invention. Its
-object is to <i>bank up</i>, or hoard, all the real money (gold and silver)
-which it can get in exchange for the bits of paper. These promise that
-the Bank will always return the sum of gold which the bit acknowledges
-to have been received. The man hands the Bank his gold-money to be
-kept safely till he wishes for it, and the Bank gives him the <i>bit</i> of
-Paper (which is numbered and recorded in a book). He can carry this in
-his pocket, but the gold-money would be too burdensome and more easily
-lost. The Government pledges also that the gold shall always be safely
-kept, to be returned whenever the bits of paper are returned. This
-Bank-house is immensely strong and large, built of hewn stone, and is
-guarded by men armed with swords and fire-arms for fear of the savage
-and ignorant Low-Castes.</p>
-
-<p>Ordinarily, only now and again, a few persons go to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span> the Bank and
-wish the gold; because if one wishes it, some one of whom he buys,
-or to whom he owes, will take the money-paper and hand him the
-difference&mdash;consequently, the paper goes from hand to hand for a long
-time. Everybody takes it because it is convenient, and because he
-thinks the gold attached to it is safe in the Government Bank-house.
-The confidence in <i>Paper</i> is called <span class="smcap">Credit</span>. To which I shall
-more fully refer.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes, when a great many demand the gold, it is suddenly found
-that the Bank-house has it not! The promise of <i>banking up</i> the gold
-till wanted in exchange for the Paper <i>has been broken</i>. Down goes
-<i>Credit</i>&mdash;every kind of value shrinks at once; for the Bank has <i>not</i>
-the real money, and values have been measured by the paper!</p>
-
-<p>The traders and everybody connected with them have incurred debts&mdash;that
-is, made paper promises to pay, like those of the Bank, for property
-<i>valued on</i> the Bank-paper. It is found that this Bank-paper is too
-much by one-half&mdash;the property has been over-valued in proportion.
-Still the debtors are required to pay the amount of <i>their</i> paper
-promises!</p>
-
-<p>It is impossible&mdash;ruin and <i>Bankruptcy</i> ensue&mdash;the whole trading world
-is convulsed, and tens of thousands are beggared!</p>
-
-<p>The explanation is that the Bank is allowed by the Government (in
-consideration of certain advantages to itself) to lend out the gold
-for usury&mdash;that is, it lends a thousand pounds of gold to be returned
-in three moons, for which use the borrower pays twelve or twenty<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>
-pounds! It makes its gains by thus using the gold which it has promised
-safely to keep. It is permitted to do this, because the risk of having
-<i>much</i> gold demanded at once is small, and from experience the Bank has
-discovered that if one-third part of its paper-promises of gold is in
-hand, it will be in little risk of having more demanded! Backed by the
-Government, it deliberately, for the sake of gain, runs the risk of
-being a cheat and robber!</p>
-
-<p>Then follows a curious contrivance of these dishonest Barbarians. To
-save its own moneys and advantages in the Bank, and to save loss or
-ruin to the owners of the establishment, who are very powerful and
-numerous, composed of members of the High Castes as well as others&mdash;in
-fact, to save the general wreck of the <i>sham</i> paper-money (<i>Credit</i>)
-upon which values are falsely based, the Government issues a Law,
-forcing everybody to receive from the Bank its paper precisely as if it
-were gold!</p>
-
-<p>Thus, having assisted in one fraud, it resorts to another, to remedy
-in some measure the evils of the first&mdash;extending and perpetuating the
-evil, which a wise man would remove!</p>
-
-<p>Another remarkable thing is the organised <i>Betting</i>. The Houses where
-this is done are splendid, and the many people supported in them and by
-the gains, live luxuriously, and are greatly respected. The gains are,
-in small measure, also shared by those who put in money from which bets
-may be paid, when the House loses the bet.</p>
-
-<p>The betting may be about anything. But the chief<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span> Houses are those
-where the bets have reference to length of life or injuries, to loss by
-fire, to loss by sea, and losses by fraud. If a man wish to bet that
-he will live say seventy moons, he pays down at once a small sum, and
-the House accepts the bet&mdash;that is, gives him a <i>writing, promising</i>
-to pay his heirs a very much larger sum if he die before the seventy
-moons expire. If a man have goods in a <i>shop</i>, he bets, say, one pound
-to 100 pounds, that they will not be burned during twelve moons&mdash;he
-pays down the pound and receives a writing (as before) that if the
-goods be burned during the time, he shall be paid the 100 pounds. So
-on, as to bets upon goods and upon vessels on the seas, upon buildings
-of all kinds, upon duration of life, and upon the life of another,
-upon accidents to body, upon honesty of servants&mdash;upon almost anything
-where the thing bet by the Houses is remote in time. This is the great
-point; for these never pay anything down by way of <i>stakes</i>, but always
-receive in money the <i>stake</i> (bet) of the other party.</p>
-
-<p>One may readily see how corrupting all this is in its nature, and how
-falsely conceived. The rascally trader burns the goods, the possessor
-of a building burns that, the owner of a ship has her wrecked, to
-get the sums promised upon these events; and trade is promoted upon
-unsound practices. Even life has been taken by a wretched gambler,
-who has staked money upon the life of another. The <i>tendency</i> is to
-these crimes. Nor can there be anything but <i>loss to the public at
-large</i>; for these expensive Houses and their numerous and richly-living
-inhabitants are supported by the winnings made,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span> without rendering any
-useful service. This must be true, even when all bets made by these
-Houses are <i>paid</i>. But another great mischief follows: they do not
-pay, and are often only <i>Swindles</i> [Kea-ties] on a great scale! There
-are those which pay&mdash;that is, have so far paid&mdash;but as there are bets
-for enormous amounts far in <i>the future</i>, no one can say that final
-payments are certain. The great object of all the Houses is to secure
-as large sums in cash as possible upon events a long way off. The
-more remote the event upon which the bet is laid, the larger the sum
-demanded from the individual who bets. <i>He</i> pays&mdash;the House merely
-promises to pay, and cannot be called upon to pay for a very long time!
-In this way, great sums of money having been got (some bets having
-been promptly paid to obtain confidence), the House shuts its doors!
-The rogues share the plunder and <i>decamp</i>. Decamp is to run away to
-distant parts to escape arrest and punishment. This is, however, rarely
-necessary; for such are the cunning contrivances of the Lawyers, who
-organise these Betting Houses, that very little risk is run&mdash;<i>forms</i>
-of law, slack enough at best, have been so well adhered to, that the
-rascals escape, though everybody knows that they have used those forms
-as a cover to more effectually defraud, and then as a shield to more
-effectually protect! These things are unknown in our <i>Central</i> Kingdom,
-and are only possible to a demoralised people.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>dealing</i> at the Stock Exchange is mainly only another form of
-betting. It is hard of comprehension, unless by the <i>Initiated</i>. It is
-a distinct trade. Those<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span> who deal constitute a secret and exclusive
-<i>betting Ring</i>, or community. If by chance, when the doors are open,
-a stranger inadvertently enters, he is greeted with caterwaulings,
-howlings, "Turn-him-outs," and the like. "<i>Smash his hat!</i>" some one
-cries; and suddenly the stiff head-covering is violently driven down,
-completely over the face and ears, tearing the skin off the nose,
-and reducing the thoughtless and astonished stranger to a state of
-ridiculous helplessness!</p>
-
-<p>Betting is a passion with the English Barbarians. The women, the
-children, the servants&mdash;everybody bets about any and every thing. Horse
-races, boat races, swimming races, all sorts of games and sports,
-attended by both sexes, afford endless occasions for the indulgence of
-it. Yet, after all, extensive, ruinous, and debasing as are the evils
-of it in these sports and games, the mischief is vastly greater in the
-Marts of traffic&mdash;in the Stock and Merchants' Exchanges.</p>
-
-<p>In these, the dealings are, as I have said, either as to pieces of
-paper representing values, or as to merchandise in hand or at sea; and,
-I may add, as to <i>pieces of paper</i>, representing this merchandise,
-called Warrants and Bills of Lading.</p>
-
-<p>The betting in the Stock Exchange concerns itself with the Paper of the
-former class, and the betting of the Merchants' Exchange with the Paper
-of the second kind. All this grows directly out of the Bank paper and
-the <i>Credit system</i>, before mentioned.</p>
-
-<p>All values are founded upon these nominal promises to pay. But the
-promises themselves are ever undergoing changes, according to the
-varying circumstances.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span> The promise <i>to-day</i> looks well&mdash;it is
-estimated at so much; <i>to-morrow</i> it does not look so well&mdash;and it is
-estimated at less worth. Besides, all the gold and silver in the world
-could not pay a twentieth part of these promises. Thus the fluctuations
-are incessant. The betting at the Stock Exchange has reference to
-<i>these</i> fluctuations. One of the <i>betters</i> is interested to have a
-rise, another to have a fall, of value. One agrees to deliver at a
-future day, at a certain price; all are interested to bring about a
-change either one way or another. The man who desires a rise may not
-be scrupulous as to any means which may produce the rise; and he who
-wishes a fall of price will eagerly second anything which will have
-that effect. Consider the consequences upon the honesty and good faith
-of those who engage in this betting!</p>
-
-<p>The Merchants' Exchange is not so devoted to absolute betting; yet
-its largest business partakes of that vice. One buys a cargo at sea;
-another agrees to deliver a cargo three months hence. One sells what
-he has not, for a future delivery. Another buys what he never intends
-to receive, deliverable to him in the future. No money is paid, nor
-received. The buyers and sellers are merely gambling&mdash;betting (as
-in the Stock Exchange) upon the <i>rise or fall</i> of prices! And are
-interested&mdash;the one to advance the price, and the other to lower the
-price, of the thing dealt in!</p>
-
-<p>Consider the temptation to unfair practices, the inevitable tricks,
-false rumours, lies, and deviations from honourable conduct involved
-in such transactions! Reflect upon the consequences to the honest
-trader,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span> who is, in his very honesty, all the more easily tricked by
-the unscrupulous!</p>
-
-<p>The stronghold of these various gambling Establishments, and the grand
-feature, in fact, of the English business life, is <span class="smcap">Credit</span>&mdash;to
-which I will devote some space. We have nothing like it, nor had the
-ancient barbarians of the West. It is, perhaps, the most distinguishing
-thing in the Barbarian life.</p>
-
-<p>As already hinted, Credit means that a Promise shall stand for
-performance.</p>
-
-<p>It had its rise among the Barbarian tribes, not very long since, and
-grew out of their incessant wars. Particularly the English, finding
-they could not pay the armed bands, contrived to get the gold out of
-the hands of the people in exchange for the Bank-paper, and then,
-forcing the people to still accept the paper for gold, issued paper
-to such an amount as Government needed! From that period the people,
-especially the trading classes, making directly or indirectly nearly
-the whole, found an advantage in resorting to the same fiction&mdash;and the
-Government could do no other than give to the trader, who could not pay
-<i>his</i> promise, the same relief which it took for itself&mdash;for the Bank.
-It allowed him to pay what he could, and go on as before! No matter
-that he paid only one-third part&mdash;unless he had been guilty of some
-extreme roguery, he received a discharge from all his promises, and
-could begin to make new ones and go on in trade as before!</p>
-
-<p>In this way, the Barbarian community is one wherein a false principle
-corrupts all. Boldness, recklessness, cunning, to say nothing of
-positive criminality, are en<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>couraged; honour, delicacy, simple
-integrity, are driven into obscurity. Let him who would preserve his
-conscience smooth and clear, a mirror whence divinity be reflected,
-shun all the marts and ways of trade!</p>
-
-<p>The Revenues of the Government are derived largely from the dealers in
-the great <i>Marts</i>, and it is immediately interested in the upholding
-of the <i>Credit</i> of the innumerable paper-promises of all kinds made by
-these and by the Betting Houses. It is, in fact, the chief supporter of
-the <i>whole sham</i>&mdash;it cannot be otherwise, for the English State rests
-upon it. The promises of the Government to pay gold can never be kept,
-and it forces an acceptance of a mere <i>fraction</i>, from time to time, as
-a <i>sufficient</i> redemption of its promises made generations ago!</p>
-
-<p>Other sums are derived from taxes upon the tea, sugar, and other things
-largely consumed by the lower castes; whilst rich silks, laces, and
-costly things used by the High-Castes are not taxed. But then the taxes
-are levied by the High-Castes!</p>
-
-<p>A great revenue is collected from the <i>excise</i>, a tax upon the beer,
-drunk in enormous quantities by the lowest Caste. To stimulate the
-consumption of this article and increase the revenue, <i>Beer-shops</i> are
-to be seen on every hand, and the drinkers everywhere. Drunkenness,
-wretchedness, riot, disorder&mdash;these flourish as the <i>Beer-shops</i>
-increase; these are the associates of those places! Yet in vain do
-good Englishmen try to remove these <i>evil dens</i>. What are the efforts
-of these few in the midst of a general debasement&mdash;a debasement which
-takes, without shame, a share in a traffic so vile!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I have spoken freely of the dishonesty of the Barbarian trade and
-business&mdash;a dishonesty to be expected when one broadly views the whole
-ground of their Society. Still, natural equity and its <i>instinct</i>,
-especially when the mind is more or less cultured, will always prevent
-absolute dissolution&mdash;thieving and roguery will be restrained in
-tolerable bounds. A man of genuine integrity finds traffic no good
-moralist in the best of circumstances. He needs the support of the
-State, or he will fight an unequal battle, and be forced by dishonesty
-to retire. The Barbarians are not yet sufficiently enlightened to
-raise the <i>measure</i> of honesty. The Government and the people are
-one in this. They do not perceive that the evils under which their
-industry, their peaceful pursuits, and all their interests suffer, are
-those inseparable from a bad superstition and false principles&mdash;these
-extend everywhere and into everything. Misleading in Statesmanship
-[Lan-ta-soa], in dealings with distant peoples, in due ordering and
-educating the people at home&mdash;stimulating wild speculation and extended
-confidence (credit) at one time, only to be followed by disastrous
-collapse, excessive distrust, and wretchedness, soon after! Giving, in
-fine, to Barbarian society that aspect of restlessness, that apparent
-but often vicious activity, that indescribable hurry and confusion,
-that unhealthy excitement, unknown to an orderly and industrious
-people, whose order and industry are grounded upon the simple and
-direct rules of reason and truth.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">SOME REMARKS UPON MARRIAGES, BIRTHS, AND BURIALS. [HI-DY].</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">In</span> our Flowery Kingdom when a man marries <i>he</i> pays to the parents or
-relatives; but with the Barbarians the woman pays to the man. Women are
-such costly burdens that men demand some compensation for undertaking
-to keep them; and the relatives of women are glad to get them off their
-hands at any price.</p>
-
-<p>There are in England four great Castes, which contain the whole
-population. The habits of the Castes differ, though you will observe
-certain characteristic features common to all. In order to understand
-more clearly the remarks which follow, it will be convenient to speak
-of the division of Castes.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>first</i>&mdash;High-Caste. Those who do nothing useful and pass their
-time in mere self-indulgence.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>second</i>&mdash;High-second Caste. Those who do but very little, and come
-as nearly as possible to the selfish existence of the <i>first</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>third</i>&mdash;High-low. Those who are obliged to work more or less, but
-are ever longing to attain to the idle selfishness of those above them.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>fourth</i>&mdash;Lowest Caste (Villeins). Labourers, not long since serfs,
-and still so in effect.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The <i>fourth</i> Caste is so <i>low down</i> as to be usually disregarded
-altogether, in any account of the people, though included in the count
-taken of the population by Government. They may amount to nearly a
-half of the whole. They are rarely styled <i>people</i> at all. They are
-designated by many contemptuous names, of which the more common are <i>my
-man</i>, <i>navvy</i>, <i>clown</i>, <i>clod-hopper</i>, <i>parish-poor</i>; <i>boor</i>, <i>rough</i>,
-<i>brute</i>, and <i>beast</i> are frequent, especially when any of the despised
-Caste slouch too near, or happen to touch a Higher Caste.</p>
-
-<p>When a man of the higher orders thinks to take a wife, he sees to
-it that she will bring him money enough to compensate the cost. He
-dislikes to part with his easy freedom and yoke to himself a being as
-selfish, frivolous, and useless as himself.</p>
-
-<p><i>He</i> may be broken in fortune and notorious for immoralities, yet,
-connected to the Aristocracy, he knows that he may demand a large sum
-if he will take for wife a woman a little lower in family than himself.
-She must be of High-Caste, but not of the highest.</p>
-
-<p>The woman's relatives say, "Well, he is <i>fast</i>; but marriage will
-settle him. His father, you know, is second son to the Earl of Nolands,
-and his mother was a sixth cousin to the Duke of Albania, who has royal
-blood in his veins. I think we may make a large allowance for such a
-desirable match." It does not occur to the speaker, at the moment, that
-the royal blood coursed through very impure channels in the case cited.</p>
-
-<p>It is an object eagerly sought by low rich to buy for their daughters a
-High-Caste husband; and men of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span> this kind, ruined by gambling, loaded
-with debt, often degraded by vice, deliberately calculate upon this
-ambition to repair their fortunes, and get comfortable establishments.</p>
-
-<p>The marriage ceremonies do not differ very much from ours, in some
-things; but it is very different before the ceremony. With us, the
-woman is unknown to the man; but with the English, the man has every
-opportunity of seeing her, and knowing her very well indeed. Our
-notions could not admit of this, but it has a convenience; it would
-prevent the disappointment occasionally arising, when, on opening the
-door of the <i>chair</i>, our new husband finds a very ugly duck instead
-of a fine bird, and hastily slams the door in the poor thing's face,
-and hurries her back to her relatives as a bad bargain! However, this
-advantage to the English husband is not so great as it seems; for
-the woman is too cunning to discover much till she has secured her
-game. Unless, therefore, the man be a very cool and practised <i>lover</i>
-[mu-nse], he is likely to be rather astonished when he sees his
-bride&mdash;and he cannot slam the door against her!</p>
-
-<p>The Bonzes, generally, perform the ceremony before the Idol in the
-Temple. It is deemed to be important to have the marriage <i>invocations</i>
-pronounced. These are barbarous in the extreme; most indelicately
-alluding to those things which decorum hides, and calling the gods to
-aid the conjugal embrace&mdash;no wonder that the bride wears a veil!</p>
-
-<p>The great bells ring in the lofty towers, the loud music strikes up,
-and the marriage procession enters<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span> the Temple; and any one may follow
-who pleases, so he be well dressed. In the great towns, the beggarly
-rabble&mdash;chiefly children and half-grown youths of both sexes, with old
-women and men&mdash;crowd about the Temple gates, but dare not enter. When
-the <i>cortège</i> leaves, this rabble clusters round the wheels of the
-carriages, turning over and over upon hands and feet, standing on head
-and hands, rolling and crying out, in the dust or mud of the street,
-begging for <i>pennies</i> (a small English coin). When these are thrown
-amongst them, they ridiculously scramble and tumble over each other,
-seeking amid the dirt for the coins, like so many carrion-birds upon
-garbage.</p>
-
-<p>Arrived at the home of the Bride, a great feast is eaten, with wine
-and strong drinks. All make merry; whether because it is so desirable
-to be rid of a female, or because of the liking which the Barbarians
-have for eating and drink, I know not. The feasting over, all take
-leave of the new pair, the bride being addressed by the title of her
-husband. The Bride is kissed, the husband shaken [qui-ke] by the right
-hand, and good wishes given. On leaving the portal for the carriage,
-old shoes [ko-blse] and handfuls of rice are thrown after them; the
-rabble roosting about the areas and railings rush <i>pell-mell</i> after
-the old shoes, begin their <i>tumblings</i> about the street, and howl
-for more pennies. The rice-throwing is no doubt Eastern in origin,
-and has an obvious meaning; the old shoes refer to something in the
-<i>Superstition</i>&mdash;probably to appease the <i>evil imps</i>, who delight in
-mischief and are amused by the absurd squabbles of the beggars.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The <i>Honey-moon</i> begins at the moment when the pair enter the carriage
-and the old shoes are thrown after them. The horses start, and the
-newly-married are whirled away into the deeps of an Unknown! You may,
-perhaps, catch a glimpse of the bride, wistfully stretching her neck
-and turning her eyes, dimned with tears, to the door-steps where stand
-those with whom she has lived&mdash;and whom she now, it may be, suddenly
-finds are very dear to her! But the husband has grasped the waist of
-his new possession, and is absorbed in <i>that</i>. He has before been the
-owner of horses, dogs, and the like, which have worn his collar&mdash;<i>this</i>
-is another and very different bit of flesh and blood; none the less,
-however, branded as his own exclusive possession, and ever after to
-bear <i>his</i> name! He understands so well the mere <i>fiction</i> of this
-ownership, that he is by no means sure that after all he have not
-made a <i>bad bargain</i>&mdash;it may prove <i>too</i> costly, and be by no means
-either useful or obedient! However, with his arm about his <i>wife</i>,
-just now he hardly realises these doubts, but feels, or tries to feel,
-<i>ecstatic</i>&mdash;as he ought.</p>
-
-<p>The Honey-moon thus begun, ends exactly with one moon. It is a received
-opinion that the Incantations at the <i>rite</i> exorcise the Evil One for
-the period absolutely, though he may (as the Barbarians express it)
-"play the very Devil" with them afterwards!</p>
-
-<p>I was told that the Honey-moon was so called because, during the
-Moon, the new couple fed wholly on honey and drank weak tea! There is
-some <i>mystery</i> attached to it, for my questions were always answered
-with a doubtful look. I had no opportunity of abso<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span>lutely solving
-it&mdash;though my observation led me to judge that the honey diet did not
-agree with people&mdash;in truth, I wonder at its use. I have seen a bride
-after her return, thin, pale, peevish, who had left round and rosy; a
-bridegroom before the moon <i>jolly</i> [Qui-ky] and devoted to his bride,
-return taciturn, careless, forgetful to pick up a fan, or to place a
-chair for his wife, and even (on the sly) kick the very poodle which
-he before-time caressed! and when the wife <i>pouting</i> has said, "<i>Out
-again, George</i>," he has replied, lighting a cigar, "<i>Yas, I must meet
-the fellahs, you know</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>The best hint on this subject which I ever got was from a married
-Englishmen, who to my query said, "Ah-Chin, my dear fellah, call
-Honey-moon <i>Matrimonial Discovery</i>, and think about it, ha!"</p>
-
-<p>As the honey-eating and tea-drinking are to go on, whilst the new
-couple are quite retired by themselves, away from their friends and
-all usual pastimes and occupations, necessarily they have only <i>each
-other</i> to look at with attention. The honey-eating is trying enough,
-and needs, one would think, all the relief of gaiety and occupation
-possible! But no, it is only to eat and to closely watch each other!</p>
-
-<p>I wonder no more at the changes which I observed. Nor do I wonder
-at the improved appearance of the couple when, after a few weeks
-of rational life in usual pursuits, something like the health and
-cheerfulness of old returned!</p>
-
-<p>Yet I was informed that very many couples never recover from the
-Honey-moon (as my informant had it, Matrimonial Discovery), but from
-bad grew worse,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> soured and sickened entirely, could not, at length,
-endure each other, separated by consent, or sought the Divorce Court!</p>
-
-<p>The thing, therefore, seems characteristic of the coarse humour of
-the Barbarians, who appear to find a comedy in an absurd, irrational
-trial of respect and affection, dangerously near the tragic at best,
-and often absolutely so! <i>Absurd and irrational after marriage</i>&mdash;one
-can conjecture its use before! However, it is quite of a piece with
-the general disorder, and want of knowledge and practice of sound
-principles.</p>
-
-<p>When a child is born, the event is duly announced in the public
-<i>Gazette</i>, and relatives send <i>compliments</i>. When the infant is
-about eight days old, it is taken to a Temple to be baptised and
-<i>christened</i>. It is a singular <i>rite</i>, and one of the most astonishing
-in the Superstition. The Bonze who officiates before the Idol, takes
-the little thing upon his arm and <i>sprinkles</i> some water upon its
-face. At the moment he does this, he makes a curious Invocation to
-all the <i>three-gods-in-one</i> of the Worship, and pronounces aloud the
-<i>Christian</i> name of the babe, by which it shall ever after be known.
-This is called <i>Christening</i>, that is, making a Christian of the
-infant. The ceremony, it is believed, exorcises the Evil One, and makes
-it very difficult for him to get hold of the baptised (no matter how
-diabolically he may act) in after life&mdash;the water, duly made <i>holy</i>
-by the Priest, is a barrier over which Satan, with all his wiles,
-shall find it well-nigh impossible ever to get&mdash;some Bonzes say it is
-absolutely impossible!</p>
-
-<p>Women, as soon as strong enough to attend the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span> Temples, are <i>churched</i>
-(we have no term of the kind), a <i>rite</i> much like an ordinary <i>thanks
-offering</i>, for the happy deliverance and new birth. The Bonze makes
-<i>Invocations</i>, and refers to the various superstitions and barbarous
-pretensions of the Worship, devotion to which is inculcated under
-fearful penalties. However, on all occasions in the Temples, these
-dreadful intimations of Hell and the Devil are most frequent!</p>
-
-<p>When a death occurs, it is also announced in the public <i>Gazette</i>,
-with honours and titles; and, if a High-Caste, with a long notice of
-the chief events of his life, and loud praises of his valour, as where
-he led, in his youth, a hand of fierce Barbarians like himself to
-the plunder and burning of some distant tribe! His virtues are also
-proclaimed&mdash;to the astonishment of all who <i>knew</i> him!</p>
-
-<p>The tombs of the High-Castes are something like those of our
-<i>Literati</i>&mdash;though, instead of being in the country amid the pleasing
-scenes of Nature, they are generally in the <i>holy</i> grounds of the
-Temples, and even within the Temples themselves&mdash;for the superstitious
-Barbarians think that, even <i>after death</i>, the body is safer from the
-Devil <i>there</i> than elsewhere! But the common people lie hideously
-huddled together, without distinguishing marks (or with so slight
-as to be quickly obliterated), and are soon totally neglected and
-forgotten&mdash;happy, indeed, if their despised dust may mingle with <i>holy</i>
-earth within the precincts of Temples.</p>
-
-<p>The Bonzes pray and sing the usual invocations and prayers over the
-body of the dead, before it is placed in the tomb&mdash;but there is no
-real respect for the dead&mdash;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>it is not to be looked for in the rough,
-barbaric nature. In our <i>Flowery Kingdom</i> regard for the dead,
-respect for their memory, tombs carefully preserved amid the quiet
-groves of the country, tablets and busts set up in the <i>Halls of
-Ancestors</i>&mdash;these are ordinary things. With the English, in general,
-the dead is a hideous object turned over to the undertaker and his
-minions to be buried out of sight, as soon as decency allows! With
-us, the poorest will have the coffin ready, prepared, and carefully
-honoured and cared for. With the English, the thought of one is
-repulsive, and he looks upon it with loathing! No doubt the horrid
-superstition has much to do with this feeling.</p>
-
-<p>The undertakers (a hateful crew) drape everything in black. They take
-possession of everything, and turn the whole house into a charnel.
-They place the <i>defunct</i> (as the Barbarians, with a kind of contempt,
-call the dead) in a black vehicle, drawn by black horses, and draped
-with black cloth&mdash;black feathers and scarfs, hideously flaunted, with
-men clothed in black, attend&mdash;the dismal Hearse, with its wretched
-accompaniments, disappears&mdash;but only to disgorge the body. Soon after
-these Vultures maybe seen returning, seated upon the Hearse, clustering
-there, like carrion birds, who have gorged themselves! When they have
-feasted and drunk at the House of Woe (woe, indeed, whilst deified by
-them), and generally spent as much money as is possible&mdash;they, at last,
-disappear&mdash;and the family breathe again!</p>
-
-<p>An English Barbarian once told me that these creatures, in tricks of
-plunder and cheating, surpass the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span> Lawyers; in truth, the fashion is to
-show respect to the dead by a lavish expenditure in <i>black draperies</i>,
-and is almost wholly confined to that. It is an object to speak of the
-<i>cost</i> as a measure of that respect! The whole thing being a <i>sham</i>,
-though a most disagreeable one, the Undertaker sees well enough that he
-might as well pocket a large sum as a small one. A certain sum is to be
-spent, <i>for respect</i>, not for any tangible thing. The Undertaker takes
-care to furnish more <i>respect</i> than anything more tangible&mdash;and to
-charge for it! In fact, the mode of plunder is reduced to a system; and
-it just as well satisfies the real purpose&mdash;which is, to do all that is
-customary, and to submit to all the customary cheating.</p>
-
-<p>After the family have really got rid of the Undertaker, then comes the
-Lawyer, with the Bonze, to read the <i>Will</i> of the deceased. This is a
-new departure (as the English call it) in the family voyage of life.
-The Barbarian law is so erratic and confused, that no one knows what
-the dead man may have ordered to be done with his <i>money</i>. His Land
-goes probably to the eldest son, or nearest male relative; and, if it
-be all the property, younger children may be left quite beggared. The
-Will begins with some absurd superstitious <i>formula</i>; and, prepared by
-a Lawyer, is only intelligible to him. He, therefore, is present to
-read and to explain. For no one is supposed to comprehend its jargon
-but the <i>initiated</i>. The Will is read, therefore, to those who only
-imperfectly catch its meaning; and when a <i>name</i> is reached, the party
-listens with an eager attention. He may be one who, by nearness of
-blood, or by the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span> nature of his relations with the deceased, expects to
-receive a handsome gift. When he, at length, from the mass of verbiage,
-dimly gathers only a <i>gold ring</i> or a gold-headed <i>walking-stick</i>, and
-sees some one, scarcely heard of, carry off the goods long waited for,
-he scarcely appreciates the <i>loving token of regard</i> ostentatiously
-bestowed upon him! Nor is his smothered rage extinguished by the
-satisfactory expression of other relatives, who whisper, "Well, <i>he</i>
-cringed and fawned to little purpose after all!"</p>
-
-<p>From this Reading of the Will begins a new era in the family. Quarrels
-there may have been, but a common centre of influence and interest kept
-the contestants in order. But now, nobody satisfied (or only those who
-expected nothing, and <i>got it</i>), all are in a mood to attack any one,
-to charge somebody with meanness, with treachery. So bitter animosities
-spring up. Lawsuits, hatreds; families are severed; old friendships
-sundered; the lawyers stimulate the broils; and, at last, very likely
-the Will and all the property covered by it get into Chancery! When
-I have said this, I have said quite clearly, even to the Barbarian
-mind, that <i>here</i> all are equally wretched and equally impoverished,
-excepting the Lawyers!</p>
-
-<p>The power of the dead man, by a <i>Will</i>, to cut off a wife or a son with
-a <i>shilling</i> (as the Barbarians express it), is monstrous. Then the
-unjust law, by which the next of kin takes all the Lands of a deceased,
-works endless misery. Think of younger brothers and younger sisters
-being forced to depend upon the <i>cold charity</i> of the oldest, who, by
-mere accident of birth, takes every<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span> thing! And not only this, but
-some distant <i>male</i> relative may cut off the very means of subsistence
-from females very near, and throw them helpless, and too poor to buy
-husbands, upon the world! A disgrace and shame too shocking for belief.</p>
-
-<p>Then, too, the wife's relatives may have paid to her husband the very
-money which, by the Will, is coolly handed to a stranger!</p>
-
-<p>Such anomalies are unknown to the customs of any well-ordered and
-civilised people.</p>
-
-<p>The new Widow usually remains shut up in her house, inaccessible to all
-but her children, her servants, her Bonze, and her Lawyer, for twelve
-moons exactly. During this time she devotes herself to the prayers
-and invocations of the <i>rites</i>; and will not so much as look at a
-man, unless the exceptions named. She is wholly draped in black; her
-children, her servants, even her horses and dogs, are <i>in black</i>. She
-entirely quits all the <i>vanities</i> of life; she only allows her maid to
-<i>smooth</i> her hair. She suffers her hands and face to be washed, but
-never paints her cheeks, nor tints her eyelashes. If she go abroad, it
-is to the Temple to pray, or to the tomb (in some cases) of the "dear
-departed," covered from head to feet in thick black, followed by a tall
-footman, all black, bearing the <i>Sacred Rites</i>. If a man come too near,
-he is waved, with a solemn gesture of the hand, to remove away: this is
-the special duty of the <i>flunkey</i>. If, by any chance, the widow in her
-march happen to lift her thick veil, and catch the eye of a man,&mdash;ah!
-how dolorous must her prayers be!</p>
-
-<p>Precisely at the stroke of time, when twelve moons<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span> have gone, the
-widow drops all the <i>habiliments of woe</i>, and is herself again!&mdash;that
-is, a woman in search of a husband!&mdash;<i>if she</i> have not, from clear,
-sheer desperation, and want of anything better to do, already pledged
-herself to her Priest or to her Lawyer. Now, free and at liberty to
-choose, she may wish to look further; but it is probable that "the
-inestimable services" of the Lawyer, in her time of misery, hold her to
-recompense; or that the Priest, attentive to the precept of the <i>Sacred
-Writings</i> (which commands that <i>Widows shall be comforted</i>), has so
-well obeyed, that the Widow, completely solaced by the <i>dear, good
-man</i>, gladly rests with him!</p>
-
-<p>The great book of <i>Rites and Customs</i> regulating the conduct of widows,
-of widowers&mdash;in fact, the observances of <i>Society</i> generally&mdash;I have
-never been able to see. It is in the care and under the constant
-supervision of a High-Caste of exalted state, from whose authority
-there is no appeal, styled <i>Missus Grundy</i>. I think a stranger can in
-no case be allowed to see this Illustrious, nor the Book. Indeed, I was
-told that no one, not even Royalty itself, could inspect the Book, nor
-challenge this authority. It is hereditary in the mighty Grundy family;
-and the head of the House is believed to be infallible in social
-observances. Another remarkable thing is, there is never a failure in
-the succession&mdash;a Grundy is always on hand!</p>
-
-<p>Now, <i>Missus Grundy</i> speaks with more tolerance as to Widowers: they
-are not absolutely liable to decapitation if they marry again in less
-than twelve moons. Widowers, for reasons I do not know, are favourites<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
-with the Barbarian females; and young women with money will give all
-they possess to get a Widower, even when he have many children. It may
-be because of the love for the "<i>pretty dears</i>," as the young ones are
-called; but, whatever the cause, the fact is certain. To gratify these
-gushing females, <i>Missus Grundy</i> allows a Widower to marry in a less
-time than twelve moons: it is so desirable that the <i>pretty dears</i>
-should have the tender care of a new (step) mother!</p>
-
-<p>As the Barbarians have no <i>Halls of Ancestors</i>, where the family
-preserve with dutiful care the records of the virtuous dead&mdash;inscribed
-on tablets of brass or polished stone&mdash;and where, arranged in due
-order, stand the marble busts of those more distinguished&mdash;they soon
-forget the dead.</p>
-
-<p>The High-Castes sometimes set up monuments in public places; in Temples
-and the Temple-burial grounds; and inscribe thereon lofty panegyrics,
-as false in fact as they are bad in style&mdash;and no more thought is given
-to them. In truth, these monuments are always considered to be to the
-honour of the <i>living</i>&mdash;who take the occasion to display their own
-wealth, characters, titles, or taste.</p>
-
-<p>The Lower-Castes do but little more than hurry to the grave the
-dead body, and dismiss the "unpleasant topic" as quickly as
-possible&mdash;imitating as well as they are able the High-Caste, by setting
-up a <i>Stone-slab</i>, carved with a ruder but not truer description.
-Couplets in verse are often added; and, as giving an idea of the
-humorous and coarse conceit of the Barbarian mind, I will insert some
-of these <i>Inscriptions</i>.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Often the slabs are flat upon the ground, and the tombs ruinous
-and neglected; in fact, very generally the burial-places, though
-<i>holy</i>, are in a wretched condition&mdash;tombs fallen, stones and tablets
-prostrated, graves quite worn away by the careless feet of passers; the
-whole place wearing a sad air of utter neglect and forgetfulness. One
-discovers a better culture making some progress, by curiously regarding
-these stones, inscribed with memorials of the dead. They have slowly
-become less uncouth, less barbarous, and less devoted to the wildest
-vagaries of the <i>Superstition</i>. However, this observation is to be
-taken in a very general sense.</p>
-
-<p>Often, in the country, I have stumbled upon a singularly-built old
-stone Temple&mdash;standing quite alone, with the tombs and the tablets of
-the dead, clustering beneath the shadow of the lofty, square tower of
-hewn stone. Upon the hill-side, with a lovely view of hills, and soft
-vales, and rich fields of ripening corn, and scattered groves&mdash;with
-green meadows divided by flowering shrubs, where the flocks and the
-cattle fed. Near by, orchards, white and pink in blossoms; and all the
-air fragrant with a delicate perfume. At my feet, a few houses nestling
-among lofty elms&mdash;far away to the West, the sun shining above with
-slanting rays across a wide expanse of beauty&mdash;sitting upon a stone
-bench, beneath the ivy-covered Temple-porch, I have looked upwards to
-the serene sky, and outwards upon the tranquil and lovely scene; and
-I have known no Barbarian rudeness, felt no Barbarian Idolatry. The
-solemn Temple, eloquent in silence, the unbroken rest of the dead,
-the calm and delightful presence of Nature, these<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span> were here, these
-are there; man unites his grateful worship across the wide world&mdash;the
-Sovereign Lord <i>is</i> worshipped, though darkly, by these Barbarians! And
-in this worship (in time to be purified) we are one!</p>
-
-<p>But I must give some specimens of Barbarian Inscriptions&mdash;by them
-called <i>Epitaphs</i>, when written to the dead&mdash;taken from tablets in
-places of burial.</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Here lies an old maid, Hannah Myers;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">She was rather cross, and not over pious;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Who died at the age of threescore and ten,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And gave to the grave what she denied to the men!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Another:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Poor Mary Baines has gone away,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">'Er would if 'er could but a couldn't stay!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">'Er 'ad two sore legs, and a baddish cough,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">But 'er legs it were as carried her off!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Here is one which refers to certain mineral [zi-kli] waters, prized by
-the Barbarians for curative properties:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Here I lies with my four darters,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">All from drinking 'em Cheltenham Waters;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">If we 'ad kept to them Epsom Salts,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">We wouldn't a laid in these 'ere waults."</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Here seems to be one, not uncommon, which covertly shows its disdain
-for the gods of the <i>Superstition</i>:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Here lie I, Martin Elginbrod&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Have mercy on my soul, Lord God!</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">As I would on thine, were I Lord God,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And you were Martin Elginbrod!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The following is most absurd:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Here lie I, as snug</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">As a bug in a rug!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>And some equally <i>funny</i> relative placed near, but not probably pleased
-with him, adds:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"And here lie I, more snug</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Than that t'other bug!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>A slang term for a low, brutal fellow.</p>
-
-<p>The following turns upon the word lie [pha-li], and the word lie
-[pu-si]:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Lie long on him, good Earth&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">For he <i>lied</i> long, God knows, on Thee!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>This is ridiculous in manner of quoting from the <i>Sacred Writings</i>; and
-adding, without proper pause, the death of another person:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"He swallowed up death in victory</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And also Jerusha Jones</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Aged sixty!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Here follow references to the Superstitious horrors:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Whilst sinners [kri-mi] burn in hell,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">In paradise, with Thee, I dwell!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Another:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"When the last trump doth sound,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">No more shall I be bound</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Within the earth;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">My soul shall soar above,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">To shout redeeming love,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Which gave me heavenly birth!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>This I fear will be scarcely intelligible. The <i>last trump</i><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span> refers to
-a statement in the <i>Sacred Writings</i>, where it is said that a great
-Trumpet shall awake the dead, and so on. Probably, the remainder may be
-guessed by attentive readers of these <i>Observations</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The next intimates that the couple had been quarrel-some, but had, at
-last, silenced their bickerings in a common grave:</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Here lies Tom Bobbin,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And his wife Mary&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Cheek by jowl,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And never weary&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">No wonder they so well agree:</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Tim wants no punch,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And Moll no tea!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>These refer to occupations. By a cook:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;"><i>To Memory of Mary Lettuce</i>:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"If you want to please your pallet,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Cut down a lettuce to make a salad."</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>By a sailor [ma-te-lo]:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 35%;">
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Here lies Tom Bowline,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">His timbers stove in&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Will never put to sea ag'in!"</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">"Below lies Jonathan Saul,</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Spitalfields weaver&mdash;</span><br />
-<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">That's all!"</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Spitalfields is a famous place for silk-weaving [tni-se-ti].</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I need not make any criticism upon these things. They would be
-impossible to our better culture and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span> refinement. Our <i>Book of Rites</i>
-would not suffer such low conceits to see the light if, by any chance,
-any one should indulge in them privately.</p>
-
-<p>It may be said in fairness that these are specimens of the <i>low</i>, and
-with <i>these</i> there is less indecency than formerly. There are, however,
-abundant samples even among the Higher Castes, of things in really as
-bad taste, though in neater language&mdash;quite as <i>offensive</i>, but to the
-feelings of right reason rather than to those of literary delicacy.
-They refer to the <i>canons</i> of the Idolatry, and seem, to a stranger to
-that Presumption, quite incredible.</p>
-
-<p>However, one must reflect upon the effect of superstition, long
-ingrained, and "born and bred" till its <i>enormities</i> are as familiar
-as the most harmless images; and its blessings appropriated, and its
-curses distributed, with an equal equanimity!</p>
-
-<p>I have not referred to the great Pageants when High-Castes are buried
-who have been famous as Braves, either in distant forays with armed
-bands upon the Heathen, or among <i>Christian</i> tribes of the Main Land.
-Or, perhaps, some high chief who has ordered the great <i>Fire-ships</i> in
-burning and plundering beyond the Seas. I have not referred to these,
-because they <i>are</i> merely shows, and do not in any sense apply any
-especial characteristic. One thing I have remarked&mdash;there seems to
-be no respect for the dead, they are immediately forgotten, and the
-very <i>monuments</i> ordered to be set up probably never appear; or after
-so long a period, that a new generation wonders who can be meant by
-the <i>figure</i> which rises in some public place! And<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span> when these <i>are</i>
-once placed on their pedestals, neglect falls upon them in a mantle
-of indescribable filth. Even <i>royalty</i> cannot have the royal robes of
-marble so much as washed by the common street hydrant [phi-pi].</p>
-
-<p>It is impossible not to feel that the cold and coarse feelings of the
-Barbarians are, in respect of the dead, rendered more repulsive by the
-horrid features of the Idolatry. In this there is so much to brutalise
-and render callous, that it is only as <i>it</i> is disregarded, that the
-natural human feelings come into play, and tenderness and delicacy find
-expression.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF ART, ARCHITECTURE, AND SOME WORDS ABOUT SCIENCE. [KRI-OTE].</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Until</span> recently the Barbarians had no proper style of Architecture,
-unless in Temples, Castles, and Ships. The dwellings, even in cities,
-were as ugly and inconvenient as it is possible to conceive.</p>
-
-<p>When the great Roman civilisation disappeared, the barbarous tribes for
-many ages so slowly improved, that the aspect of common life remained
-savage. The Priests of the Superstition, however, saved some tincture
-of Roman learning, and brought from Rome some of the older knowledge.
-These, however, directed their minds to the erection of Temples, and
-edifices designed for the objects of Priestcraft.</p>
-
-<p>Then arose those structures, truly wonderful, in stone, which exhibit
-so clearly the character of the gloomy Superstition: at first like
-those of Rome, but in time added to and changed, till at length the
-vast Temples, truly gigantic, called <i>Gothic</i>, arose.</p>
-
-<p>These are like huge <i>phantasms</i> of carved stone, rising into the sky.
-Huge walls, buttresses, turrets, immense clusters of columns, vaulted
-and lofty arches, long aisles, lighted by strangely-tinted windows,
-carved masses of stone in prodigious strength, leaping, flying<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span>
-upwards, upwards, in grand confusion, and yet upon a strange, wild
-plan!&mdash;giving expression to an imagination only known to these dark and
-strong Barbarians. Externally, on all sides these Temples are monstrous
-idols in stone, stuck most curiously upon corners, high up in niches,
-on turrets and battlemented [trit-ti-sy] walls, over the sculptured,
-grand portals, everywhere&mdash;chiefly <i>diabolic</i>, exceeding all the dreams
-of a mad and dreadful frenzy, yet borrowed from the Superstition and
-illustrating it! Others surmounting these dreadful things, <i>angelic</i>
-and serene&mdash;as if, after all, the human instinct spurned all the low
-and horrible intimations of things too foul for expression, and yet so
-frightfully <i>attempted</i>, in ghastly and grinning stone!</p>
-
-<p>The Roman-Greek types knew nothing of such&mdash;how clear and beautiful
-these stood out, cheerful and <i>clean</i>, in the pure sky!</p>
-
-<p>As art found this sort of expression in the structures devoted to the
-Superstition, so in the buildings for the chiefs of tribes the same
-spirit directed, though modified by the object. In these art found
-pleasure, and the barbaric mind delight, to pile up lofty Castles
-of huge stone&mdash;dark, menacing&mdash;where all was for strength and to
-symbolise <i>Force</i>, and nothing for refinement, nor even comfort. These
-great structures are now, for the most part, crumbling away; not
-from change of barbaric spirit in the love of <i>Force</i>, but from the
-uselessness of the Gothic forms in the presence of big cannons. The
-Roman Architecture, somewhat altered, is generally revived in buildings
-of importance. Yet the Priests build much as before&mdash;dropping off,
-however,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span> the more hideous of the grinning idols. In this unconsciously
-giving a sign of the decay of the Idolatry itself. For when all its
-<i>horrors</i> shall have disappeared, the morality and the simple worship
-of the Lord of Heaven may remain. The improving condition has improved
-dwellings, particularly of the Higher Castes. The poor still grovel in
-huts and hovels, often too offensive for the healthy growth of anything
-but pigs. Among the Low-Castes, in great towns, the filth and stench
-are quite insupportable.</p>
-
-<p>In ships the English Barbarians pride themselves to be foremost. Upon
-this subject we may fairly give an opinion. There are others quite
-equal, and those of the <i>Starry Flag</i> often superior.</p>
-
-<p>At present the style is changing, and from wood are becoming iron,
-with such massive sides of thick steel, that no shot fired from any
-cannon shall be able to break through! So these English think to sail
-with these huge iron machines into the waters of any people and force
-submission. For the mighty cannon, shooting out vast fiery balls of
-steel, are expected to knock to pieces any Castles and utterly burn and
-destroy any city. And sheltered in these impregnable, swift, floating
-fortresses of steel, these Barbarians expect absolutely to dominate
-over all the Seas, and to sink everything which dares to oppose. This
-supremacy is already vaunted; and all the taxes which can be got from
-the people, from the tea and beer which they drink, from the tobacco
-which they smoke, from the letters and papers which they write and use
-in affairs, and from a share<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span> of their daily toil, are devoted (after
-handing a certain portion to the Queen and the High-Castes for their
-pleasures) to these big, floating machines of war, to the huge cannons,
-and to arm and pay the sailors and soldiers, that this domination be
-absolutely assured! Still, so far, none of these terrible vessels have
-proved of any use, as they can neither float nor fight; or, if they
-float, turn bottom upwards at a small breath of wind, and, if moved
-to act in concert, are so unmanageable as to be only terrible to each
-other! The sailors, therefore, dread them as unfit for the sea, and as
-<i>Iron Coffins</i> to poor Jack, who is forced to go into them!</p>
-
-<p>The introduction of <i>Steam</i> has only rendered the Western Barbarians
-more conceited and more miserable. On nothing do they pride themselves
-so much as upon the tremendous <i>Force</i>, which they have acquired in the
-various Arts, by the use of steam. They, in this, as in other similar
-inventions, mistake the nature of the thing used and its effect. They
-think themselves <i>wiser</i> because they move faster&mdash;as if the hare be
-necessarily wittier than the ox; and more civilised, because more
-powerful&mdash;as if the rhinoceros were to be preferred to the horse.</p>
-
-<p>At this moment, the Barbarian tribes of the West are devoting all
-their energies to this single notion of Supremacy. <span class="smcap">Force</span> is
-absolutely the most coveted thing&mdash;to be strong, the only desirable
-thing. And the acme of that civilisation of which they boast, glitters
-only with polished steel, towering high, bristling with terrible
-weapons of destruction!</p>
-
-<p>There are canals not much used, and not commonly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span> of good depth and
-width. The High-roads are nearly as good, in some parts, as those in
-our Flowery Land; but more frequently quite inferior, being either very
-dusty or muddy. They have none of the conveniences for the shelter or
-rest of travellers, provided everywhere by our Illustrious; nor are
-the signal towers and fine shade trees, which give such beauty to our
-roads, to be seen, excepting occasionally, and quite by chance, the
-latter.</p>
-
-<p>The Bridges are insignificant, as a rule, owing to the littleness of
-the rivers; but they are handsome and strong, built of stone, in the
-Roman style. They span the rivers, the canals, and form <i>viaducts</i>
-[pa-se-gyt] for roads of <i>Iron</i>. Upon these roads, passing sometimes
-over the dwellings and streets of towns, move rapidly the long chain
-of carriages, drawn by steam-engines, conveying many people and much
-merchandise. These iron roads are numerous, and the works and buildings
-connected with them very great and costly. The Barbarians greatly vaunt
-the usefulness of these roads; but the rightfulness of their opinion
-is by no means apparent. They break up the quiet and the accustomed
-industries of the people; excite agitations, produce restlessness and
-expense, accumulate too many <i>here</i>, and depopulate and render meagre
-<i>there</i>. They crowd the cities with the poor, and leave the rural
-districts empty; the towns are overburdened and the fields untilled.
-They foster the extravagances of the rich and add nothing to the
-comfort of the common people. It is said that in the saving of time
-is a saving of money. But it is to be considered that this ease and
-rapidity<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span> of movement is not always usefully directed. It may be, and
-it is, largely used only to waste and dissipate money and time. It is
-said to save material measured in relation to effect. <i>This</i> is not
-clear; for, although a <i>ton</i> be moved far quicker to a given point,
-who shall say that the ton moved by usual means would not, all things
-estimated, be as economically moved, and with as good result to the
-common weal?</p>
-
-<p>The real question is not considered, which is&mdash;Have Iron-roads added to
-the useful means of the people? Consider the cost, and say whether such
-vast expense in other mode or modes of outlay would not have produced
-means more beneficial.</p>
-
-<p>How much more numerous and better roads, vehicles, buildings for
-the poor, improved culture, tools, larger areas of recovered lands,
-new fertilisers, new and numerous schools&mdash;innumerable details of
-improvement&mdash;had the intellect, time and money directed to these
-roads been directed to the many needs of a people! The good, then, is
-rather the good which activity of brain and outlay of money naturally
-effect&mdash;possibly that activity and expense have not been most usefully
-employed in Iron-roads&mdash;indeed, very probably <i>not</i> to the good effect
-of a more naturally ordered expenditure. But the English, seeing the
-<i>effect</i> of a prodigious activity and employment of money spread over
-many years, place it to the credit of a <i>thing</i>&mdash;<span class="smcap">Steam</span>; never
-considering at all whether the thing has been necessarily the cause,
-or only the accident. To what effect, during the same time, might that
-same energy and money have been applied! The new power stimulated
-energy, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span> possibly misled it. It may be said that steam did its
-service by giving this stimulus. Probably not so. The question is,
-Has Steam after all <i>misled</i>&mdash;fallen short, in fact, of those effects
-which the usual and less novel forces would have produced? This is an
-unanswered question.</p>
-
-<p>In the industrial arts the English are not remarkable. They are good in
-fire-arms and curious in weapons, as may be expected. They are expert
-in making barrels and vessels to hold liquors from wood; <i>need</i>, which
-they call the mother of invention, made this art a necessity; such is
-the prodigious quantity of <i>beer</i> which they consume. In dress-fabrics,
-in tools, in furniture, in metals, they show no more skill than our
-artisans, and in many articles not so much. We have arts, useful and
-beautiful, unknown to the Barbarians; they have things of mere show and
-luxury for which we have no use. In what is called <i>Fine Art</i>&mdash;that is
-Painting and Sculpture, particularly&mdash;we have but little to compare. By
-<i>Fine Art</i> is meant what is impossible to us; it is for the most part
-intolerable to us.</p>
-
-<p>Think of the Illustrious of our Flowery Kingdom crowding into Halls,
-glittering with gilt and showy colours, to see there, arranged upon the
-walls and standing upon marble tables, great pictures of women and of
-men, often naked or nearly naked&mdash;wholly nude figures, mostly of women,
-in all attitudes, carved from marble, or made of a fine baked clay!
-Not only so; but the illustrious mothers, wives, daughters, and female
-friends, accompanying the men to the spectacle! The young man and the
-young woman together gazing upon<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span> the nude and flesh-tinted voluptuous
-female, glowing in the picture! No; we give no such encouragement
-to fine Art! Yet our painters compare favourably with those of the
-Barbarians, in such proper use of the Art as is allowed by us.</p>
-
-<p>For the same reason, as Sculpture with us is only permitted where
-useful or innocent, it does not reach after such effects as with the
-Barbarians; where a naked figure of a young woman, done in marble to
-the luxurious taste of a wealthy High-Caste, will command a great sum.
-None the less, our Artists can execute with fidelity, as our <i>Ancestral
-Halls</i> will show.</p>
-
-<p>Copying from the ancient Romans, in their most wanton and luxurious
-period, the kind of painting and sculpture referred to is most highly
-esteemed by the Christ-god worshippers! Many of the Roman works have
-been discovered, and serve as models; thus the <i>ancients</i> are imitated
-in their vicious taste, though condemned as very children of the devil!</p>
-
-<p>With the decay of the darker terrors of the Superstition, the mind,
-rebounding from <i>asceticism</i>, swung to the other extreme. A rational
-morality and worship would have preserved a due medium. But with
-ancient letters revived a love for ancient art; and the indecencies
-from that source were condoned to the excellency of the work&mdash;or
-pretended to be. The Priests took no care to repress this outburst of
-voluptuousness; in truth, moulded its nude forms to the embellishment
-of Temples; and, holding the warm fancies of its devotees, strengthened
-their influence by a new device. This zeal for the voluptuous in Art
-and reproduction<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span> of Roman types, began by the Roman Pope, spread
-everywhere. Thus the <i>Superstition</i> itself sanctions this taste, which
-to us appears so unseemly and immoral.</p>
-
-<p>In Parks and Gardens the English Barbarians are not surpassed. We
-have no equals in horticulture; but in gardens the English are fine
-artists, and in parks have caught the true <i>instinct</i> of Nature. When
-in these, I have felt conscious of a fine civilisation. The lovely
-parterres of blooming shrubs; the grand vases, rich in brilliant
-colours of delightful flowers; roses, festooned, trailed in arches over
-smooth walks; green spaces, where the sunlight lay warm and cheerful;
-noble avenues of lofty trees; sweet arbours, embowered in blossoms
-and verdant vines; shady walks, meandering among the trees; groves
-of evergreens, musical with cascades, gleaming in marble basins; and
-fountains, ornamented and sculptured in shining stone. Little lakes,
-where the breezes awoke the sleepy waves and chased them to the shore,
-and where the aquatic birds of many forms delighted to sport! The whole
-place eloquent and still in beauty! <i>Here</i>, no force, nor barbaric
-rudeness, nor worship of brutal strength, nor of hideous forms, nor of
-lighted altars! <i>Here</i>, the English Barbarian was a civilised man, and
-here I could love him!</p>
-
-<p>Ah, when shall he, so strong, see his <i>true</i> strength, and know how
-to use it! Arm no more&mdash;teach the other Barbarians the proper use
-of Force! Dreaming no harm to others, fearing no harm to himself,
-and using the revenues of his great tribe to render it invincible in
-virtue&mdash;how then invincible in all!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>One day one of the High-Caste took me under his Illustrious protection,
-and conveyed me to his grand House, built of hewn stone in the ancient
-Roman method. It stood among fine trees, a long and glistening
-<i>façade</i> [phr-not] of white and ornamental marble. He presented me
-to his illustrious wife, who graciously saved me from the too great
-embarrassment of her presence; for, as I shall hereafter explain,
-the custom of the Barbarians in this respect shocks all our notions.
-Hanging upon the gilded walls were the costly works of painters&mdash;among
-them naked women, coloured and tinted, in most voluptuous forms,
-smiling down upon us&mdash;upon sculptured pedestals, stood white statues,
-in rich marbles, of exquisite maidens, nude, and attractive in every
-graceful attitude and personal charm! All this was surprising, if not
-pleasing&mdash;but when this Lord [Tchou] took me into the gardens and Park,
-there, indeed, all was calm&mdash;the agitation of my spirit subsided!</p>
-
-<p>Walking with him, he took me by the arm, and said, "Ah, my dear
-<i>Chin-le</i>, how little we know of each other; you do not understand
-<i>how</i> many things can be with us, nor can we understand many of your
-customs; but <i>here</i> we are not unlike&mdash;in <i>this</i> art we meet on common
-ground." I expressed my grateful sense of his goodness, assented to his
-happy reference, and then ventured to observe, "Your illustrious treats
-me like a relation&mdash;a brother." "In what respect&mdash;I do not know." "Ah,
-you presented me to the exalted, the <i>lady</i> [da-mtsi]&mdash;with us that
-is to say, <i>this is a son, or a brother</i>." He smiled. "Well, perhaps
-you are<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span> right. I rather think you are, in respect of women, though
-her Ladyship would not assent." I delicately hinted my embarrassment.
-"The pictures, the &mdash;&mdash;." He laughed good-humouredly, and replied,
-"Doubtless to eyes unused, such things look dazzling, and so on, but
-it is really only a matter of habit." But then, I suggested, "Is not
-Art misdirected when so employed." "Well, possibly; but an elegant
-thing, a beautiful thing&mdash;why not give an expression to that beauty
-which is the most interesting, the most charming?" "Does not <i>that</i>
-imply a purity above experience and above nature?" "I see; you lead
-into an ethical maze&mdash;look there?" I followed his hand, and the noble
-Park extended on all sides; yet, I said to myself, in our Flowery
-Kingdom, if a point be <i>doubtful</i> in morals we lean against the doubt.
-But is there any doubt as to these <i>nudities</i>? However, turning with
-admiration to the well-trained flowers, the spreading lawns of soft
-verdure, the beautiful vases of brilliant shrubs, the fine trees, with
-here and there a modest statue, or a marble fountain, I exclaimed, "How
-perfectly satisfactory and pleasing are these effects of an elevated
-Art, where nothing is suggested but what calms, cheers, refines, and
-makes generous!"</p>
-
-<p>"Ah-Chin, my dear fellow, your enthusiasm is admirable; but we need
-more than the serene, the cheerful, and the generous!" As he said this
-he smiled at my look of bewilderment&mdash;for I was puzzled. Since then
-I have understood better. Art among the Barbarians must be suited to
-the restless eagerness of their nature, which demands excitement. And
-the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span> passions which ought to be severely repressed, Art, in a hundred
-ways, finds itself best rewarded to covertly gratify. Thus, all the
-strong emotions are most coveted, either as shown on the canvas or in
-the marble. Male figures, nude, writhing, wrestling, and in attitudes
-of force, or expressing hate, or pain, or fierce contention, or,
-if in repose, lapsing into the languor of desire. Female figures,
-for the most part, so managed as to stimulate those feelings, or to
-suggest those incidents which a wise man likes to ignore; or in such
-methods as to suggest emotions of shame, of terror, of suffering, or
-of crime&mdash;often debasing or evil in tendency, and rarely to any good
-purpose. Pictures of bloody fights, of burning cities, of great ships
-sinking, or <i>blowing up</i> with all on board; of wretches tearing or
-cutting at each other, or struggling in blood and fury amid the waves.
-Statues distorted by agony, or paralysed by terror&mdash;in such, Barbarian
-Art greatly delights. In this, as in the sculpture of the Temples,
-showing, in another form, its fierceness and love of strong excitement.</p>
-
-<p>In the cities, there are occasionally statues to men who have been
-famous; and, in some of the great Temples, Sculptures of High-Castes
-are sometimes set up. They are, as a rule, strange exhibitions. Many
-of the great pieces consist of a crowd of figures in marble&mdash;an
-astonishing jumble. There are figures blowing great horns; other
-impossible ones representing huge human birds hovering about; chiefly,
-however, naked women, with wings awkwardly fastened behind the
-shoulders, transporting the dead; and others (again<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span> females) with
-rings of leaves held in their hands over the head of the dead or dying
-man! All this is done, or attempted to be done, in marble; and involved
-in it will be a great ship burning, or great guns being fired, and men
-and women being killed by hundreds; or other dreadful scenes wherein
-the great man took fearful part! Memorials or huge paintings, in honour
-of persons famous in fight and plunder, are thus exhibited in the
-Temples and public Halls. They are, in general, very astonishing!</p>
-
-<p>In the street corners are sometimes placed, on pedestals of huge
-stone, carved effigies of a King, or of a Queen, or of some High-Caste
-man. Of some Brave, who has cut off more heads than usual, or who
-has seized more plunder, or carried fire and sword over the lands of
-distant tribes. He is sometimes on horse-back; sometimes naked, with
-shield and sword, and very terrible; sometimes so far aloft, on top
-of a high stone column, that nothing can be descried but a <i>cocked
-hat</i> and a pigmy figure under it. Rarely there may be a statue to some
-High-Caste, who has been distinguished for wringing more taxes from the
-common people, and, by this means, keeping large armed bands at work
-abroad&mdash;to the glory of the English name! more rarely a statue to the
-memory of any one renowned for a life useful to mankind.</p>
-
-<p>As works of Art, these things are not to be criticised. They are works
-of <i>money</i>&mdash;that is, paid for by weight; merely meant to compliment a
-<i>party</i> or faction in the State, and not to honour, particularly, the
-subject of the Work, or to give a noble expression of human<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span> genius or
-skill. No purpose, perhaps, in the sordid workman other than to pocket
-the large sum for the big show! Nothing wherein a grand imagination,
-inspired by a fine enthusiasm and full of a noble conception, glows and
-breathes in the stone, and makes it imperishable!</p>
-
-<p>Whether an unconscious <i>disgust</i> leave these public statues and
-monuments alone in their ugliness, I know not; but they are totally
-neglected, begrimed, covered with filth&mdash;often made the roosting-places
-of the unwashed street <i>Arabs</i> (beggar boys) and <i>loafers</i> [na-sthi].
-Even the statues of living Sovereigns are so totally forgotten and
-deserted, that the nose of <i>Majesty</i> may be a small pyramid of dirt,
-and the ermine robes more defiled and foul than the rags of the street
-mendicant!</p>
-
-<p>The Western Barbarians are very fond of <i>Science</i> [kno-tu-ze]&mdash;(this is
-the nearest word in our language, though quite defective)&mdash;and consider
-themselves in <i>this</i> to be far superior to the ancients and to all the
-peoples beyond the great Seas. I have never been able to comprehend,
-nor do I think the Barbarians themselves comprehend very accurately,
-the meaning of the word.</p>
-
-<p>They will say of a man who is almost a fool, "Ah! but he is very
-scientific." Of another, constantly blundering, and who has been famous
-for prodigies of mistake, "His science is astonishing." A builder of
-a great ship, or of a great bridge, sees his ship upset or his bridge
-fall down; none the less, he demonstrates to his admiring countrymen
-that, upon <i>scientific</i> principles,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span> the ship should have stood upright
-and the bridge been as stable as rock!</p>
-
-<p>A doctor kills his patient [vi-zton] scientifically; a dentist cracks
-the jaw in extracting a tooth; a surgeon breaks the leg which he
-cannot set: <i>Science</i> is satisfied&mdash;"all was scientifically done!" A
-man spends his life in looking at the stars; he is a man of wonderful
-science. Another keeps a List of fair and rainy days during twelve
-moons; his scientific attainments are respected and his <i>observations</i>
-recorded, as if the fate of the harvests were involved.</p>
-
-<p>You will hear of a man of marvellous science, before whom ordinary
-scientific men stand uncovered in silence; he has discovered a new kind
-of <i>tadpole</i>, and added another to the already interminable <i>terms</i> of
-natural Science.</p>
-
-<p>I have heard one of these learned <i>professors</i> [pho-phe-sti] say
-wisely, "He is a benefactor of the race who makes two blades of grass
-to grow where one grew before;" "but," he added, "he is a greater who
-teaches mankind how to do this." In this way, wishing to show that an
-<i>idiot</i> might chance to find a way to double his growth of grass, but
-would be incapable of discovering the <i>cause</i>; so that, probably, the
-accident would die with the finder. A wise man would, at once, look for
-the reason, and finding <i>that</i>, be able to secure the benefit for all
-time. This knowledge of cause is the kind called <i>Science</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The explanation is familiar to us. In our Flowery Kingdom, the master
-teaches the rules, and the artificer puts them in practice. We call
-him an Artisan who<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span> has knowledge of an Art: we call him who knows
-how things ought to be done, and who examines into things so as to
-comprehend the best modes of doing, simply a teacher, or master. We do
-not see that his knowledge, without actual performance, makes him a
-great man&mdash;a man of Science (as the Barbarians have it). Indeed, if a
-man do a thing merely mechanically, as a horse turns a mill, no doubt
-he is an ignorant artisan. Still, this stupidity does not exalt, in
-any degree, the nature of the knowledge of a brighter man: this one is
-only an intelligent artisan. On the whole, then, it seemed to me that
-the Barbarians, for the most part very ignorant, were easily imposed
-upon by those who, having leisure, mastered the multiform <i>terms</i> (or
-some of them) used by the teachers of Natural History in its various
-departments. These, too, idle and with some ambition to be known,
-easily fancied that the dry knowledge of words <i>was</i> knowledge; and
-discovering with surprise at first, but soon with great complacency,
-how very little one need to know to be ranked with men of <i>Science</i>,
-at length prided themselves upon the very trivialities which otherwise
-would have been unvalued. In fact, finally imposed upon themselves as
-they imposed upon others, and really believed those trifles <i>to be</i>
-important, because confined to those who paraded them as Scientific.
-These busy, idle triflers in words become <i>the men of Science</i>.</p>
-
-<p>This is very laughable, and shows how mankind, everywhere, constantly
-repeat the same follies. In our Illustrious annals men like these
-have appeared and disappeared; founded schools, been admired, had
-dis<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>ciples, then passed into oblivion; their works, often voluminous,
-never met with; or occasionally dug out of mouldy bins and reproduced
-in some parts to show up the pretensions of a <i>new</i> charlatan&mdash;to show
-how much better the same things were explained, or the same terms used
-by an old and forgotten author, 5,000 moons ago!</p>
-
-<p>These men, as with us, constantly overrate the value of their
-labours; the world really can get on without them. Getting together
-in <i>Congresses</i> [Bed-la-mi], they pay (or affect) great respect to
-each other, and put on an <i>air</i> of abstraction; they are supposed to
-be pondering upon the care of men and things, and feel the weight of
-responsibility. Other men may be trivial; but to those upon whom rests
-the due ordering of Nature, Care should be a genius and Dignity a
-presence.</p>
-
-<p>In these Meetings, nothing is worthy of debate unless it be
-<i>Scientific</i>. A plain paper, directed to a simple, useful object,
-and stating in ordinary and intelligible language the rules useful
-to the end, is not satisfactory. There should be something novel and
-obscure, or it is unlikely to come within the desired category. In
-truth, high and mighty <i>principles</i> on which man and the gods exist and
-move and flourish, or upon a disregard of which decay and dissolution
-follow&mdash;these are alone the proper objects of philosophers and men of
-Science; and involved in the profound investigation of <i>principles</i>,
-the Congress disappears from the common eye, and is lost even to
-itself!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>On the whole, the value of these scientific men to the world did not
-seem to me to be considerable. I mean as <i>scientific men</i>&mdash;without
-any of the pretension or cant [Bo-zhe] of their class, individuals
-may be useful, and would be more useful without the false glamour of
-class-vanity. A man of brain and who really thinks and examines, if he
-have anything to say will say it, and it will be judged by its merit.
-But when men having <i>time</i> and not knowing what to do with themselves,
-and having some knowledge of words and but <i>little brains</i>, see an
-<i>opening for imbecility</i>, and are received and praised and dubbed
-<i>Scientific</i>, because they devote time and waste a large quantity of
-paper to give the world <i>their thoughts</i>&mdash;it is doubtful whether the
-more harm or the more good be done. To be sure, the idle and empty
-man may be rendered supremely happy in his vanity, and may have been
-saved from some personal degradation or vicious inclination&mdash;but the
-world could have been well spared his <i>Catalogue of the Parasites</i> on
-the Lobster, or his <i>Notes on the Habits of the Barn Swallow</i>, or his
-<i>Suggestions</i> as to the proper use of smoke, or his <i>Hints</i> upon the
-hybernation of Eels. No great harm is done, for nobody reads these
-things but the men of Science, who are obliged to keep up to the work
-of busy idleness, in reading for debate with each other and at the
-<i>Congress</i>.</p>
-
-<p>This body professes to teach the proper rules for physical improvement,
-and its members are natural philosophers. They do not, however, confine
-themselves to the investigation of natural phenomena&mdash;they range over
-the whole broad field of speculation as well, de<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span>manding to know the
-cause of all things, and the very essence, object, and end. Those who
-take upon themselves this wider inquiry, assume a dignity far above
-the mere <i>Scientists</i>&mdash;these deal with mere visible <i>forms</i>; but those
-with the <i>laws</i> which underlie the forms, and with the source of Law,
-its origin, its object, and its end! These are <span class="smcap">Philosophers</span>!
-and when a man is a man of Science <i>and</i> a philosopher, then no more is
-possible to human exaltation!</p>
-
-<p>I have sufficiently referred to the <i>works</i> of these in another place.
-They cannot be wholly useless, if there really be a <i>brain</i>, honest
-and strong, at work. For to such patiently, humbly, earnestly, full
-of grateful recognition and conscious of the limitations of knowledge
-and of inquiry; seeking and looking out, with sad eyes, upon the vast
-world; to such, some new evidence of the grand order, some new and
-brilliant ray of divine illumination may come&mdash;<i>not</i> to show <i>cause</i>
-nor purpose, but to delight and tranquillise, to give new assurance of
-the Beneficent and Infinite Wisdom!</p>
-
-<p>The English Barbarians have true men of Science. They are those to
-whom the people are indebted for nearly all of the useful discoveries
-and inventions. Men, who, engaged in some pursuit, apply a patient
-investigation and thoughtful experiments to see if they cannot
-<i>improve</i> the existing <i>means to ends</i>. In these investigations, they
-discover a new source or a new <i>way</i> of power; and, in the experiments,
-new applications and uses of it. When these men fall into the hands
-of the <i>Scientists</i> and Philosophers, and, leaving their work-shops,
-<i>shine with the gods</i>, at the Congresses&mdash;they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span> usually end in that
-<i>glamour</i>&mdash;their light is no longer an illumination!</p>
-
-<p>Of the musical Art, some things may be said. There is a wonderful
-variety of instruments&mdash;not many at all like ours.</p>
-
-<p>Some of the stringed are similar to our <i>Che</i>. There is one, so
-enormous a structure, as to equal a house in size. It is made by a
-wonderful combination of hollow, metal pipes, ranging in size from a
-flute to a big cannon; and in height from a span to the lower mast of a
-ship. Its sounds are many, single in melody, or astonishing in a wild,
-clanging harmony (the Barbarians think); but to me, discord. All the
-combined noises are terrific; and surpass what the effect would be of
-our <i>Che</i>, <i>Yuhnien</i>, and <i>Pieu-king</i> all sounding at once!</p>
-
-<p>In Singing, the men often roar like bulls, and the women scream, making
-hideous contortions. A handsome woman does not like to sing.</p>
-
-<p>There is a Theatre&mdash;play&mdash;where all the parts, men and women, are sung.
-The passions of love, hate, jealousy, and so on, are sung and screamed
-at each other by the players in the most absurd manner. The woman will
-sing and shriek out the most astonishing <i>gymnasts</i> of voice, the
-man shouting and bellowing back, and then both together bellow and
-scream; the woman, at last, falls into the arms of the man, or the man
-throws himself in a passion at the feet of the woman&mdash;both singing and
-screaming all the while&mdash;and the curtain drops! Then arise the noisy
-plaudits of the spectators&mdash;demanding a repetition!</p>
-
-<p>The barbaric music is, for the most part, like them<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>selves, rude and
-noisy. There are some exceptions&mdash;and in simple melody often sweet and
-tender. The <i>flute</i> and the <i>horn</i> are pleasing&mdash;the former is much
-like our <i>Cheng</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Occasionally, one or two thousand singers, and as many performers on
-instruments come together, and give a grand <i>Musical Treat</i>. Judge what
-this must be, when you add to this vast combination also the prodigious
-<i>House of Noise</i> (called Organ)!</p>
-
-<p>Oratory is an Art much admired among the Western tribes, and the
-English think themselves to be prëeminent. I can hardly judge; one
-needs to be a perfect master of a tongue to follow a speaker as he
-ought to be followed. Barbarous races commonly produce effective
-Orators; the imagination is vivid, the passions strong, and there is
-enough culture to make the forms of speech at least tolerable.</p>
-
-<p>In the Law-making <i>Houses</i> speeches (orations) are often delivered.
-For the most part dull in manner, insignificant in thought, poor in
-illustration, very ineffective. The members go to sleep, or withdraw,
-or rudely interrupt&mdash;sometimes <i>coughing</i> down the speaker. Very rarely
-are to be seen any flashes of eloquence, to be felt any thrill of its
-power. Unfortunately the same conceit, here as elsewhere, leads many to
-believe themselves to be Orators to whom the ability to speak properly
-is denied by nature. Yet these insist upon "airing their eloquence"
-(as it is styled) on every occasion possible. Generally these men have
-some subject, nick-named by the other members as a Hobby, which must
-be spoken to whether the House will hear or not.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span> Then occurs one
-of those scenes so characteristic. The Hobby-man rises and tries to
-speak. He waxes eloquent (at least, he intends to be) on his favourite
-topic&mdash;perhaps the Pope at Rome; or the <i>rights of women</i>; or the
-<i>purification</i> of mud-streams; or the poor man's <i>beer</i>; no matter
-what, when the other members determined to drown the speaker, break
-through all the rules of the House, the orders of the Head officer,
-and more, all the ordinary decencies, and <i>caterwaul</i>, and <i>cough</i> and
-<i>howl</i>, till, from mere impossibility of hearing his own voice, the
-poor, <i>squelched</i> orator sinks into his seat.</p>
-
-<p>Now, the House prides itself upon the <i>liberty</i> of speech and of
-debate; it is <i>one</i> of the palladia of English Freedom; and this is
-a forcible illustration <i>of the liberty</i>. Anything obnoxious to the
-majority, or even to a noisy minority, may be silenced&mdash;such is the
-freedom of debate!</p>
-
-<p>The English Barbarians especially boast that the Great Council
-(Law-Houses) is not only the foremost of all national councils, whether
-ancient or modern, in character and in wisdom, but also in dignity, and
-the extreme care with which is guarded that most inestimable of all
-<i>Institutions</i>, the Sacred <i>liberty of Speech</i>!</p>
-
-<p>There is a kind of oratory, sometimes contemptuously called
-Pulpit-oratory by the English, which may be referred to, because it
-forms a considerable part of the literary entertainment. Once a week,
-on the <i>Holy</i> day, ten thousand speeches or more are uttered by the
-Bonzes from a high place (called <i>Pulpit</i>) within the Temples. From
-the place of delivery the name men<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>tioned is given to this kind of
-speech-making. The speech is known by one name&mdash;<i>Sermon</i>. These sermons
-form a part of the <i>rites</i> in the Temples, and are therefore numberless
-and never ceasing. As ought to be expected, they are as dull as such
-a formal thing must be. Some Bonze, new to his office, may attempt to
-give a little life to the performance. But the High-Caste do not like
-to be disturbed by any novelties; they prefer comfortably to sleep in
-the soft seats with high-backed supports, where their fathers have
-slept, Holy-day after Holy-day, for generations before them. They will
-not have the Bonze, therefore, thunder the terrors of Jah in <i>their</i>
-ears, nor affright <i>their</i> wives and children by painting Hell and
-the Devil. Eloquence, therefore, in the Temples, if it exist, must be
-content to glide softly over "green pastures," murmuring drowsily with
-"meandering streams."</p>
-
-<p>The <i>lower-sects</i> are not so disposed to neglect their duty. With these
-the Bonze is expected to be "instant, in season and out of season," in
-the work of Jah. His <i>terrors</i> and the awful Hell; the wiles of Satan;
-the agony of the damned; the danger of neglecting repentance; the need
-of Salvation; the glorious Gospel; the blessedness of the redeemed; the
-worthlessness of good works; the absolute loss, here and hereafter,
-<i>of failing to Believe</i>; all these <i>canons</i> are vomited forth from the
-pulpit with an energy, and, sometimes, when directed to <i>unbelievers</i>,
-with a vindictive ferocity, startling and overpowering. The hearers do
-not sleep; even the boldest tremble, and the timid and weak sometimes
-go into convulsions of fear.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>There are itinerant Orators, who go about the country making speeches
-(and trying to make money) upon all sorts of subjects. They are
-rarely effective, though occasionally, when they happen to seize
-upon a popular fancy, or to stir up some popular feeling, they gain
-a certain attention from the Lower-Castes. Whenever effective, it
-is by blending some of the strong points of the Idolatry with the
-prevailing agitation. If there be some matter concerning which the
-populace presume to have any opinion, then the itinerant speaker has
-his chance; and he is doubly influential if he mix in his discourse
-a good proportion of matter taken from the <i>Sacred Writings</i> and
-the <i>Canons</i>&mdash;this he distributes, to damn opposers and to reward
-adherents, with a combined Priestly and Lay vivacity and force!</p>
-
-<p>We have, and have always had, ample specimens of these self-elected
-teachers and speakers; and they receive with us, in general, about the
-same neglectful consideration accorded to them by the Barbarians.</p>
-
-<p>On a review, it must be admitted that the Western tribes are ingenious
-in domestic arts, and not wanting in invention. In the fine Arts they
-are sometimes effective, though immoral&mdash;merely imitating the ancient
-Roman-Greeks, whom they call <i>Masters</i>. Their architecture, when
-worth attention, is Roman. But they have produced one novelty, <i>the
-Gothic</i>&mdash;a wonderful outgrowth of the Barbaric mind, formed by its
-great Superstition. In painting, when confined to natural scenery and
-objects, they are sometimes very pleasing and correct. But in this
-department, where they are not immoral, they are often repulsive,
-seeking for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span> startling effects, caught from the strongest passions.
-True Art elevates, refines, and pleases. It never lends itself to
-<i>deformity</i>, to the bad passions, to baseness. And it cannot sully
-<i>itself</i> by tampering with impure things. It recognises the twofold
-nature of man, and addresses itself to his <i>moral instinct</i> and love of
-divine beauty.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF AMUSEMENTS, GAMES, AND SPECTACLES.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">When</span> the lowest-caste takes a <i>holiday</i>, decent people keep away from
-the place of resort, as they would from pestilence. The coarseness,
-indecency, and uncleanliness are too revolting. Not that they really
-differ in the ways of enjoying themselves; but from their personal
-brutishness.</p>
-
-<p>The remarks following refer to those above them, and to the great body
-of the <i>people</i>, when at spectacles and public resorts.</p>
-
-<p>To me, unaccustomed to it, the presence of women everywhere perplexed
-and surprised. In days of sports, eating, drinking beer, gin, and
-other drinks, romping of the sexes, and an incessant restlessness, are
-very noticeable. In the open grounds, all kinds of sports and games
-are going on; women and men dance, whirl about upon seats, rush after
-and chase each other, swing in swings, all in a wild revelry! There
-will be games where the woman is now pursued, and now the man; and now
-shouting, screaming, giggling, struggling and kissing, men and women
-rush after each other, catch each other; and then, reforming in ranks,
-go through the same wild pranks again.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The chief out-door sports are horse-racing, boat-racing, hunting upon
-horseback, bats and balls, foot-races, and the like. In-door: the
-theatres, the dancing-halls, the circus, and a great variety of shows
-and spectacles. Women attend upon all, and take a part in all&mdash;or
-nearly all. In the theatre, the circus, the dances, and many other
-places and things, they take the most conspicuous parts.</p>
-
-<p>Horse-racing is esteemed as the greatest of all spectacles; and
-ranks as worthy of a national support. The Highest-Castes&mdash;even the
-Sovereign&mdash;attend. The Law-making Houses, the Great Officers of
-Administration, and the High-Bonzes, leave the duties of their exalted
-rank, and postpone the making and ordering of the Laws, to attend the
-<i>Races</i>. The Illustrious wives, daughters, and female relatives&mdash;even
-royalty&mdash;hasten to them, and esteem them as the best of all sports.</p>
-
-<p>Every Caste&mdash;thieves, beggars, jugglers, the very <i>scum</i> of the
-cities; <i>loafers</i>, vagrants&mdash;rich, poor; men, women, children&mdash;every
-description of person, rush or crawl to the <i>Races</i>. Every sort of
-vehicle, every mode of conveyance is used: on horseback, on foot;
-in any way, the enormous multitudes crowd to the <i>Races</i>&mdash;it is the
-English Saturnalia (as an ancient Roman festival, noted for its
-licentiousness, was called)&mdash;I have heard the word <i>punned</i> [jo-akd]
-<i>Satan-ail'ye</i>, by jesters&mdash;meaning the <i>Devil is in it</i>. Not a bad
-notion, having reference to the evil effects of the sport.</p>
-
-<p>On both sides of the space where the horses are to run, immense
-numbers of carriages of all descriptions, booths, stands and seats,
-are arranged, where the vast<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span> crowds stand, or sit, pushing, elbowing;
-whilst the horses are <i>trotted</i> out, and the <i>race</i> is duly prepared.
-At length, a great many horses, ridden by little men, looking like
-Apes, rush off at a signal; spurred, whipped, urged by the riders into
-madness, with eyes bloodshot, and nostrils distended, and every cord
-and muscle starting out and straining&mdash;whilst the multitudes of men and
-women stand up, shouting, leaping, screaming with excitement&mdash;sweep
-like a whirlwind along the course, and pass the goal! And thousands
-of gold are lost and won! By as little as a head, or a neck, one of
-the horses is declared to be winner! The name of the horse is sent
-all over the Barbarian world, and the <i>event</i> is watched for by
-millions&mdash;because bets are made, not only upon the ground, but in every
-part.</p>
-
-<p>I can hardly explain to the people of our Central Kingdom, the
-excitement and the confusion of this scene. The most illustrious men
-and women are present; the great Bonzes are there&mdash;all classes, the
-lowest and highest, jumbled together, if not in contact, all carried
-away by the same wild passion. About the splendid equipages of the
-rich, mere human vermin crawl and fight for the crumbs and bones which
-fall, or are thrown from the feasting women and men, carousing in the
-carriages. In these, beautiful women laugh and bet with the men, drink
-the wines, and exchange a hundred smiles and jokes. Betting books are
-opened, and the women take bets and plunge into the vortex of the
-phrensy. The race is over, and thousands are impoverished, many utterly
-ruined.</p>
-
-<p>With us the Theatre is merely a public, out-door<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span> spectacle, of no
-importance, amusing the ordinary crowd, and free from immorality. Women
-take no part in the representations&mdash;boys, dressed as females, playing
-for women. But with the Barbarians the Theatre is an organisation of
-government, and receives the highest support. Women act, and are more
-popular with the spectators than the men.</p>
-
-<p>The first in estimation is the <i>Opera</i>. In this representation, as I
-have said in another place, the action goes on, all in <i>Singing</i>. To
-me nothing could be more ludicrous, more in defiance of all reason and
-nature. The most terrible emotions&mdash;fear, hate, envy, as well as the
-tender; love, affection, friendship&mdash;all sung, and not merely sung, but
-bellowed, screamed, shrieked, in every contortion of throat and mouth!</p>
-
-<p>In the Tragic performance the fierceness of the Barbarians delights
-in dreadful murders, plots, assassinations; in things which tear and
-lacerate human feelings, and bring despair and death!</p>
-
-<p>The Comic is as coarse in loose <i>buffoonery</i> [Kro-sen-to-se] as the
-tragic is for an extreme of agony, based upon crime and baseness.</p>
-
-<p>But the most astonishing of all the representations upon the Stage
-is the <i>Ballet</i>. I should not dare nor desire to refer to this, were
-it not to illustrate a point in the Barbarian character, only too
-prominent; and to give further cause to the people of our <i>Flowery
-Land</i> to be thankful to the Sovereign Lord, that He has not permitted
-such mark of degeneracy to stain us.</p>
-
-<p>The Ballet is supervised by a very High-Caste Lord. It is composed of
-a band of young women, selected for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span> beauty of form and of limb. They
-appear in public nearly naked, or so clothed in tightest hose [ki-i-e]
-and draped in thinnest diaphanous fabric, that what is concealed is
-half disclosed and more piquant than if left uncovered. Troops of
-these appear&mdash;dazzling in white or pink&mdash;upon the stage-floor. Before
-they show themselves to the public, however, they parade, one by one
-(as I was truly informed), before the High-Caste Supervisor of the
-Ballet, who, with his assistants, duly examines the legs, arms, busts,
-and drapery, to see if all be in due order. The drapery is carefully
-measured to see if it be of the required length, and, if too short,
-must be extended to the knees. Not to cover anything, but to satisfy
-a pretence. For these transparent fabrics, aside from <i>that</i> quality,
-are so contrived that they float off from the body and limbs with
-every movement&mdash;and the motions studied are those which produce this
-effect&mdash;twirling around rapidly being a chief feat. When the High-Caste
-is satisfied that there be nothing to offend the most delicate, and
-that all the demands of a pure <i>Christ-god</i> morality are satisfied, he
-sends the young girls to the stage, and they appear in the <i>Ballet</i>.</p>
-
-<p>This is a dance&mdash;why should I say more. But consider this dance is
-before the highest and best&mdash;in an immense and brilliantly lighted,
-lofty house. There are vast crowds, seated upon a level with, or just
-below the stage&mdash;in rows, one row above another, forming a grand
-half-circle, from the floor to the dome; so high, that the faces
-cannot be distinguished. Then the rich and glittering decorations; the
-paintings, the sculptures, the music!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The music of innumerable instruments strikes up. In come the troops
-of half-naked girls; their busts, their legs exposed. In they come,
-leaping, dancing, twirling, whirling, flying! They twirl around on
-the toes like tops. They spin on a single toe, sticking out the other
-leg&mdash;and, in this attitude, revolve about! They retreat, advance,
-stoop, go backward, forward; twisting, twirling, throwing themselves,
-their arms, and particularly their legs, into all possible positions;
-whirling about on one leg and extending the other, being the most
-admired feat! This is (very faint) the <i>Ballet</i>!</p>
-
-<p>Mothers, wives, husbands, daughters, sons, lovers, maidens, look upon
-this spectacle&mdash;and pray for the benighted Heathen!</p>
-
-<p>Englishmen often remarked to me, jocosely, "Ah-Chin&mdash;no like the
-Ballet&mdash;why, the Theatre nowadays <i>stands</i> on Legs!"</p>
-
-<p>It is a fact that, in those times which the Barbarians call <i>dark</i>,
-when ignorance and brutality marked the whole aspect of common life,
-the <i>instinct</i> of decency prevented women from appearing on the Stage
-at all. It is quite a modern invention.</p>
-
-<p>The Circus is another favourite show. In this, women appear, ride
-the horses, fly in the air, walk upon ropes tightly drawn above the
-spectators, and form a main feature. They make the same study of
-exposing themselves, and are undressed like the women in the <i>Ballet</i>.
-They give to the performance the same kind of stimulus, to which is
-added the further excitement of danger. For in leaping, flying through
-the air, vaulting, and walking upon the tight-rope high above the
-spectators;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span> the probability of a broken back, or neck, gives a new
-sensation.</p>
-
-<p>In the warm weather, the English Barbarians find great amusement in
-crowding to the Sea. Here, little houses placed on wheels are trundled
-into the waves. From these, women, men, and children wade, and plash
-and dive into the water. The women, and even children, often swim
-very well&mdash;the men nearly all. The two sexes bathe quite near, or
-together, in full sight of the people on the shore. Here, on the
-sands, thousands are walking, sitting, and lounging about, amusing
-themselves in the idlest sports. The men in the water are, with the
-exception of a mere loin-cloth, naked. The women, though tolerably
-covered, yet so carelessly that, with the motions of the bath and
-waves, they are sufficiently exposed! In these sea-bathing places you
-will see Barbarian life in all its rudeness, and love of boisterous
-fun and frolic. The men, and women, and children, abandon themselves
-to eating, drinking, bathing in the sea-water; to sports and games; to
-dancing, sight-seeing, and <i>match-making</i>. The last is the pursuit of
-husband-catching, which the free-and-easy life at the sea-side greatly
-facilitates.</p>
-
-<p>Boat-races&mdash;sailing boats, and boats rowed or paddled&mdash;take place
-at these sea-side places, and are greatly admired. They are
-unobjectionable, and natural to a maritime tribe.</p>
-
-<p>A strange feature is to see women go fearlessly into boats, and,
-hustled with the men, enjoy the excitement of the wind and wave,
-to witness these races, or merely for the frolic&mdash;but women are
-everywhere!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The Cattle Shows are characteristic. Here, fat cattle, sheep, fat
-swine, fine horses, poultry, tools used in tillage, fruit and
-vegetables, are shown; and the best receive prizes. Only a few of the
-High-Castes attend these, and then merely as a form. The real support
-comes from the farmers; and from the <i>Lower-Castes</i>. These crowd to
-the show, paying at the doors, merely for frolic and fun. Open to late
-hours at night, with music, lights, and places for eating and drinking,
-the mixed crowd of men and women delight in the hustling, crowding. The
-usual beer and other drinks are ready; the usual giggling of women,
-surging, and elbowing, and pushing about! One wonders much, whether the
-fat animals are not more respectable than the animals which crowd about
-them! But I can hardly fairly judge of the real <i>character</i> of the
-crowds, for they are too novel and too offensive to the habits of our
-Flowery Land. It is certain, however, that the Barbaric element always
-perverts the most useful things; and a Cattle Show must be debased and
-turned aside from its proper objects. What have the women and men, who
-push and surge about the brutes, of interest in the thing? Nothing.
-They may know and care for sheep, when <i>roasted</i>, or for fat swine,
-when in the shape of a <i>rasher</i> [fri-ie-tz].</p>
-
-<p>The most curious, and, perhaps, most important of out-door scenes is
-the <i>Hustings</i>. When there is a vacant place in the Lower-Law-House (of
-the great Council), the Sovereign commands a new member to be chosen
-by those who have the right, in the town entitled to send. A sort of
-stage is put up in the market-place, and here those meet who are to
-be <i>hustled</i> for. Hustings<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span> comes from this word, and means <i>to shake
-together in confusion</i>. There are some who wish to send A., others
-who wish to send B. Accordingly, these are seized by their struggling
-supporters; each side endeavouring to put upon the stage <i>its</i> man,
-and each trying to put off the man of the other side! One may judge
-of the <i>hustling</i>. Each candidate submits to every sort of indignity.
-The <i>hustlers</i> (voters, generally called) are chiefly of the Lower
-(not Lowest) Caste, and enjoy this privilege mightily. Beyond the
-immediate actors are the associates of the two parties&mdash;not having a
-right to <i>hustle</i>; but, none the less, aiding in the general struggle,
-by pelting with rotten eggs, garbage, or other harmless (sometimes not
-harmless) nastiness [phu-fo], the man whom they dislike. Finally, one
-of the men is got upon the stage; entitled to be the new member for
-having had the larger number of <i>indignities</i> put upon him, and come
-out a-top! These are&mdash;to have the head-covering driven violently down
-over the face&mdash;to be befouled with stinking eggs and garbage, and all
-the time to say, "<i>Free and independent voters</i>," accompanied by bows
-and grimaces, intended for <i>smiles</i>!</p>
-
-<p>If the Lower-House, however, find on examination that some one has
-hustled twice&mdash;that is, thrown two missiles, then the scene must be
-rëenacted! For it is thought to be too dangerous to allow of this
-unfairness. If one could do this on the one side, then it would be
-done on the other; and in the excitement, things harder than mud would
-be thrown, to the danger of life! As to the outside throwers, the
-police take care that they do not exceed mud, filth, rotten eggs, and
-vegetables!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>When the new member is chosen, he is called upon by his supporters
-to thank them in a speech. He rises to do this, and, bowing, says,
-"I am powerless to express my grateful sense of the honour. <i>Free
-and independent voters</i>"&mdash;at this moment a half-drunken supporter
-of the defeated man gives the signal. The rotten egg has fairly hit
-the new member in the face; the crowd on the one side and on the
-other rush in <i>pell-mell</i>; the stage is broken down; stones, sticks,
-clubs, brickbats, are used and fly about freely; noses bleed; heads
-are cracked; oaths and yells arise! The new member, surrounded by
-his supporters, finally conquers; and, placed in a chair, is lifted
-by strong arms to the shoulders of sturdy men, who bear him to his
-illustrious house, where his exalted wife and noble friends receive him
-with delight. The tumultuous crowd are feasted by the Servants; and,
-finally, yelling and shouting for <i>my Lord</i>&mdash;the new member&mdash;he appears
-at a lofty window above them, thanks them once more, and disappears.
-The rabble leave the place, the gates are closed, and my lord and lady
-can congratulate themselves and be congratulated that the <i>farce</i> is
-over. Power and influence remain with them&mdash;<i>the indignities are all
-washed off</i>&mdash;it is merely English humour.</p>
-
-<p>In these Hustings the Illustrious wives and daughters, as well as all
-male relatives, take part, and are obliged to take their share of the
-<i>indignities</i>. The dirty child of a low-caste (who happens to have a
-right to <i>hustle</i>) will be taken upon the silken lap of <i>my Lady</i>, and
-feel boldly in my Lady's pocket for pennies; and the daughter of my
-Lady sits down upon the stool and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span> feeds the hungry <i>old hag</i> of aged
-poverty. The old hag being ill, and mother to the <i>hustler</i>. In this
-way, and on these rather infrequent occasions, the bold Englishman of
-Low-Caste vindicates his manhood and shows his power in the State. But
-it is a mere form. The High-Castes understand the Barbaric temper, and
-consider this mode of amusing it the cheapest and least inconvenient.
-There is a struggle sometimes for the new membership between
-individuals, but these are always of the High-Caste connection and
-order. Actual power does not exist in the hustling rabble&mdash;<i>that</i> is in
-the High-Caste. Nevertheless, sometimes the <i>Hustlers</i> can determine
-which of two shall be sent; and, therefore, it is necessary, when more
-than one desires to go, to submit to the <i>hustling</i>. Nearly all the
-worst <i>indignities</i> are omitted when only one person is named. In this
-case, all the hustlers being of a mind, they do not inflict more than
-the <i>accustomed</i> indignities, which are moderate in comparison; though
-one would think sufficiently humiliating.</p>
-
-<p>In the civic processions, which occur when a new magistrate is
-appointed to a city, one observes how the old barbaric features still
-predominate. Like children those things are most esteemed which grown
-people disdain or laugh at. Rude force and the emblems of it; men
-absurdly accoutred in old, fantastic arms and armour; banners which
-once marshalled trained men to war; gilt and golden vehicles, conveying
-priests and officials; these carrying glittering baubles in their hand;
-loud music and bands of curiously dressed braves; these things delight
-the multitude, which comes swarm<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>ing out from every hole and corner
-of the city. Such crowds of both sexes, with children even in arms!
-Nowhere out of these Barbaric and populous tribes can such a spectacle
-be seen. The vast throngs rush and push about, and woe to that decent
-man who gets entangled among them! Often the selfish, reckless hordes,
-rushing through some street with a new purpose, overwhelm and crush
-every moving thing in the way.</p>
-
-<p>Women, children, strong men, are often thrown down, maimed; even killed
-outright! Thieves, beggars, the indescribable <i>scum</i> of degraded
-humanity, mixed with the crowd (in its own character but little removed
-from lowest debasement), give it an air of unspeakable disgust!</p>
-
-<p>Of these Civic Spectacles, <i>a Coronation</i> is supreme. This only takes
-place when a new Sovereign is crowned. No one is admitted to the actual
-Ceremony but the highest of the High-Castes. The common people, who
-bear nearly all the taxes to pay for the enormous cost, must be content
-to get such glimpses of the passing pageant, as is possible to them, at
-the risk of limb and of life. The whole thing is so guarded by armed
-bands, on horseback and on foot, with fire-arms ready, and swords
-drawn, that it is only by rushing close to the horsemen, and pressing
-upon the foot-braves, that any glimpse can be got by the common
-multitude; and for these mere glances&mdash;under the bellies of horses, or
-between their legs, or through some iron railings, or the like&mdash;the
-devoted barbarians will risk their lives. Such is the admiration which
-this great show attracts!</p>
-
-<p>It is thus admired, not only because of the awfulness<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span> of the
-<span class="smcap">Crown</span>, but also because the Idolatry plays so large a part in
-it. The new King is always crowned by a Highest Bonze, in his costly
-priestly robes, and anointed with <i>holy</i> oil; whilst the <i>Sacred
-Writings</i> and Incantations are duly read and uttered! The worship of
-Christ-Jah and the other gods, are all pledged, together with all the
-Canons and beliefs, including the Divine Revelation of the Jewish
-<i>Sacred Writings</i>; in fact, the ceremony, in the Priestly part, is Jew
-throughout!</p>
-
-<p>The scene is characteristically barbaric. Force, and glittering
-display; all the jewels, the gewgaws, the golden rods, orbs, bowls,
-sticks; the spears, swords, steel armour, helmets; the robes, furs,
-silks, velvets; jewelled garters for the legs; ornamented chains in
-gold, for the neck; coronets, for the hereditary <i>nobles</i> [Hi-fi];
-cassocks, gowns, mitres, staffs; scarlet and crimson cloths, cloaks,
-and waving plumes of the great braves; men in steel, on horseback&mdash;all
-these things, and a thousand more! With the grand women, and the High
-Lords! all are present. All is show and glitter; and childish! In the
-midst, out there rides a man, all covered with steel armour, with a
-long and flashing spear, who, sitting proudly on his horse, looks
-defiance! A trumpet sounds; another dashes forward, and proclaims
-the new Monarch; then the first, with a loud voice, defies to mortal
-combat any one who dares to challenge the right of the proclaimed
-Sovereign&mdash;and, thereupon, throws down a glove [kang]. If any one
-should pick up the glove, it would imply an acceptance of the
-challenge. No one takes up the glove. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span> trumpets sound, the music
-strikes up in a hundred places; the vast multitude cry and shout,
-"<i>Long live the renowned, the exalted, the Illustrious!</i>"&mdash;and the
-new-crowned man is King!</p>
-
-<p>In this barbaric display, the money expended is enormous in amount.
-The jewels and mere inanities are so costly that, put to proper use,
-poverty would scarcely exist. Nor is this all; the High-Caste get
-all the honours and emoluments, though they bear but a small part of
-the expense. Many of this Caste hold <i>hereditary</i> offices connected
-with this Show, from which they derive revenue and high honour! One
-may be hereditary <i>sword-bearer</i>, another <i>cup-bearer</i>, another
-<i>towel-holder</i>, another <i>bottle-washer</i>. Nor is this sort of sinecure
-(<i>name</i> for frivolous, useless Service) confined to males; females
-may be hereditary <i>folders of the Queen's night-cap</i>, <i>washers of the
-baby-linen</i>, <i>keepers of the robes</i>, <i>maids of the bed-chamber</i>, and so
-on! Still, such is the ignorance and debasement of the common people,
-and even of the better classes, that, although they pay for these
-expensive whimsicalities and barbarisms, and never by any chance share
-in the personal benefits, <i>they admire them</i>; and believe them to be,
-in some mysterious way, connected with their <i>glorious constitution and
-privileges</i>!</p>
-
-<p>I scarcely like to speak of the displays by the <i>braves</i>. These are
-those on horseback, those on foot, those with horses, and cannons
-mounted on wheels; and some who march partly, and partly ride. Our
-<i>Flowery Kingdom</i> knows these armed bands, and how rude and disorderly
-they are. How they plunder and kill the defenceless,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span> and burn and
-destroy! How fierce they are, and how reckless of order, even to their
-own chiefs!</p>
-
-<p>But I will refer to the main display of these armed bands. Once or
-twice in twelve moons, all the bands being assembled, are divided into
-two parts. Each part has a great Chief at the head, with horsemen,
-footmen, and those with the wheeled-cannon.</p>
-
-<p>One of these Divisions is sent to a distance, and the other is kept at
-hand. Then the one near is commanded to act as if the distant force was
-an enemy, who, having landed, was marching into the country to subdue
-it. In this way, it is intended to teach the armed bands to march,
-countermarch, hide, seek, advance, retreat, get into ambuscade, get
-out of it, rush up hills, rush down hills, cross rivers, make bridges,
-construct roads; <i>pretend</i> to blow up and to construct earth-forts;
-<i>pretend</i> to charge, to fire, to shoot, to rush with horses, to swiftly
-move and fire the cannons, each against the other; to skirmish in
-small squads [kong], and fight in large bands&mdash;in fine, to carry on a
-<i>Military campaign</i> (as the Barbarians term this prodigious nonsense).
-Some one said to me, "A very <i>sham pain</i>." It seemed to me no sham to
-the soldiers&mdash;so far as <i>toil</i> is concerned.</p>
-
-<p>How, in carrying out this tomfoolery [hen-di-ho-ty], bands of armed
-men may be seen scattered over a wide range of country. Smoke of
-fire-arms and reports of the cannons may be seen and heard, in
-different parts&mdash;and a quiet traveller may be surprised to see suddenly
-a band of men, armed, rapidly approaching, with the bright steel
-glistening in the sun; and, levelling these steel-spears affixed to the
-fire-arms, see them rush, <i>pell-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span>mell</i>, upon a row of bushes, firing
-and shouting&mdash;then, suddenly recoiling, rush back and hurry to shelter
-behind some <i>other row</i>! Then cannon will bang, and smoke will rise
-from among trees near the place; and the horses will be seen advancing
-rapidly, dragging after them the cannon, which, being planted on a
-hill, fire and bang away; then, all at once, some great braves, with
-feathers flying, and swords flashing, will rush directly upon the
-cannon, even right into the mouths!</p>
-
-<p>Then <i>pell-mell</i> other horsemen, cutting and slashing with long swords,
-and firing off little fire-arms, will be seen; and soon long lines of
-foot-braves will appear among the trees and bushes, and some will rush
-upon the others, and others rush upon them, firing and banging away,
-in a manner very surprising; and this is a <i>sham-fight</i>. Sometimes
-the braves get so excited that they really do fight in good earnest.
-As there is nothing but powder in the fire-arms, the danger is in
-the swords and spears, which are sometimes so used in the heat and
-excitement that many braves are really hurt.</p>
-
-<p>When all is over the head braves of the two forces make Reports of the
-doings of their respective divisions, complimenting the braves and the
-head men upon their discipline and order.</p>
-
-<p>On one occasion the Royal Prince and his attendants rode directly upon
-the mouths of a battery of cannon. Now the whole idea of the <i>Sham</i>
-is that everybody is to conduct himself precisely <i>as if</i> the doings
-were real. Any head-brave who forgets this is disorderly and liable to
-punishment. What would have been the fate of the Royal party had the
-cannon which they rode directly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span> upon, been charged with balls as well
-as powder! It is not to be found, however, that the Great Brave in his
-Report referred to this extraordinary exploit of the Royal Prince.</p>
-
-<p>With an enemy, real, deadly, strong, advancing into the country, then
-indeed the braves would have work which would stir all their wits and
-nerve all their strength. Marches in rain and mud; toilsome nights;
-work in the ditches; cold and biting winds; wakeful and wearisome
-watchings; all endured manfully, and hardly noticed <i>because it is
-real</i>. Even a pauper disdains make-believe toil, and takes the pittance
-tendered for it as an insult. To the common man all this labour and
-exposure is very hard and very real&mdash;all the more so, because it is
-mere noise and smoke. No wonder that he is careless and indifferent; no
-wonder that he curses the nonsense which wearies him without giving him
-any satisfaction. Show him true, honest need; where the enemy of his
-tribe lurks, and he is alert, active; calls up all his intelligence,
-looks to his arms, looks about him, and feels no fatigue. But this&mdash;he
-loses discipline, and is really demoralised by a <i>Sham</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Still the Barbarians greatly admire all this noise and blustering;
-and the Head-Braves fancy that the bands are improved in order and
-in knowledge of arms; that they would really understand how to meet
-a genuine enemy more skilfully, by having <i>made-believe</i> to fight a
-friend. All human experience shows the opposite of this to be true;
-for the <i>sham</i> is certain to <i>entail</i> some of its mischief and injure
-the very qualities which it is supposed to improve. In the nature of
-things this<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span> affair cannot be good. The object is a sham&mdash;everything,
-therefore, about it is sham. The fight is a sham, and the fighter is a
-sham-brave, and, therefore, worthless. Who doubts that he is injured by
-this pitiful work?</p>
-
-<p>When these armed bands march in the displays made on public occasions,
-then, knowing that they are doing true work with a true object, they
-enter into it with spirit. Every man feels himself to be a part of a
-fine whole, and interests himself to do his best. These displays of the
-numerous armed men, marching with banners, bright swords and spears,
-with cannon, great troops of horses, long columns of glittering steel
-flashing in the sun, with brilliant coverings and gay colours, and
-the loud clanging music&mdash;these attract great multitudes. Whilst the
-High-Caste Braves, on grand horses, clothed in bright armour and steel,
-prance about and order the bands of braves. All are quiet and orderly,
-and preserve due restraint. One would not know that these are the same
-turbulent, untrained, reckless, and cruel plunderers and murderers, who
-devastate the homes of peaceful people beyond the seas.</p>
-
-<p>I did not see the big fire-ships, for it was not permitted to me. Or
-rather it would have been very uncomfortable indeed, for the rude and
-insolent Barbarians in the ships know nothing of ordinary politeness
-and civility. They jeer my illustrious country and people, and mock at
-us with the brutality of conceited and barbaric ignorance. I was told
-that the big ships perform a great many movements, firing off the great
-cannons, and moving about each other, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> pretending to fight&mdash;in this
-way to teach the head officers and the men how to manage the vessels,
-and how to fire the enormous guns, and how to shoot the big balls and
-fire-bombs, and other horrible things, in the most destructive way.
-Sometimes an old vessel is allowed to float on the waves, and the
-fire-ships shoot off the cannon balls against the hull, to see how soon
-they can destroy, burn, or sink it. Sometimes they send against it a
-curious machine filled with gun-powder, which, sinking under the old
-hull, suddenly blows up, raising the great mass entirely out of the
-sea, and utterly destroying it! So ingenious are these fierce tribes of
-the West in all contrivances for the destruction of mankind!</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF THE EMPLOYMENTS OF THE PEOPLE, AND ASPECTS OF DAILY LIFE.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">I have</span> spoken quite at length of the English Barbarians as
-<i>traders</i>&mdash;these form a large portion of the whole. Below these are the
-lowest caste, workers, beggars, and thieves. The tillers of the land
-make a great part of the workers; then those who toil in the mines,
-shops, and great factories; lastly, mere day-labourers of all sorts.</p>
-
-<p>The tillers of land are wretchedly poor. In the years of their strength
-they just keep from starvation, living in hovels hardly fit for a
-brute, and not so good as the <i>Master's</i> dog-kennel. When strength goes
-they become idle, paupers, and die in the poor-house [do-zen-di].</p>
-
-<p>The mine-workers delve in the dark bowels of the earth for coal, iron,
-copper, tin, and other minerals. No beast works in more dirt, nor under
-more brutal circumstances. Out of the light of day, far below, in
-pitchy blackness, illumined only by the faint light of a lamp fastened
-to his head, the <i>serf</i> toils&mdash;exposed to death from suffocation, by
-the falling-in of earth, from great outbursts of water, from accidents
-of many kinds, and from the fearful <i>explosions</i>! He gets more
-money&mdash;but in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span> light of day, when he has cleansed himself from some
-of his weight of filth, the gin and beer shop give him the readiest and
-only resource! The lives of these toilers and of their families are
-scarcely imaginable. An explosion sometimes destroys nearly a whole
-village!</p>
-
-<p>The vast numbers, men, women, and children, who labour in shops and
-factories of all kinds, present a very uniform appearance of misery
-and degradation. They swarm in the great towns, amid the <i>débris</i>
-[kon] of coal and iron works, and in the <i>purlieus</i> of the places of
-labour&mdash;dirty, noisome, barbarous. No High-Caste, unless by mistake,
-ever goes among them; and even the lower avoid them. Worked by their
-task-masters all the day, from early morning till late at night, for
-such pittance as may keep them <i>at work</i>, what can be expected? Young
-girls and lads work together; there is no decency (there hardly can
-be), connections are formed, children come; but who is to care <i>for
-them</i>? What can describe truly the actual state of things?</p>
-
-<p>When work is over, weary, without respect from others, and feeling
-none, therefore, for themselves; no decent home, wife and children
-draggled and wretched like themselves, where else to go but to the warm
-and brilliant-lighted drink-places? Here is warmth, shelter, comforting
-drink. Is it surprising that these, <i>the only homes</i>, take nearly all
-earnings; and that the small remainder gives to the bare rooms, ragged
-garments, and squalid wives and children, that aspect of misery and
-brutishness? Whole quarters of towns are given up to this degradation.
-The portals of Temples, the porticoes of grand edifices, the very steps
-of public charities,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span> are crowded with these victims of ignorance
-and selfishness&mdash;a selfishness peculiar to the cold nature of these
-Barbarians, and which receives its finest and most exquisite polish
-among the High-Caste. I speak of the steps of Charity Halls, where
-relief is supposed to be given to the starving; but on the very steps
-misery may find its last, wretched repose.</p>
-
-<p>It seems to be accepted as <i>inherent in the nature</i> of things that this
-abounding debasement and wretchedness, wherein <i>crime</i> breeds by an
-inexorable law, <i>must be</i>. The crime must be watched and kept within
-bounds, and guards must carefully repress the disorders of this foul
-<i>shame</i>, but the thing itself is inherent and ineradicable. It may be
-so to the barbaric nature.</p>
-
-<p>The ordinary labourers of all descriptions, in the street, in the
-shipping-docks, in waiting upon the artificers, in the digging,
-toiling, manual employments, differ not much from their <i>congeners</i>
-[re-la-tsi] in the factories and mines. Their habits are the same. All
-are alike really <i>serfs</i>, taking no notice of the refinements and the
-enjoyments of the higher-castes, and being everywhere rigidly avoided
-by them. On a sunny day, if you walk in a public garden, you will see
-some of these miserable beings lying about on the grass, stretched
-out in the sun, asleep. By no chance will they occupy any place which
-is usually used by the upper castes, nor will any of these, by any
-chance (short of dire need), ever speak to or notice one of these low
-creatures. Sometimes an open green space will present an appearance
-like a battle-field after a combat. These <i>serfs</i> scattered around,
-here one or two perfectly still, there<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span> some just turning or raised
-upon elbow; sometimes an old crone resting upon a recumbent man; most,
-perfectly still and flat, give an aspect of dead and dying strewn over
-the field. Occasionally men and women will be cuddled close together
-for warmth; in truth, this grassy, sunny couch, is to them a luxury.</p>
-
-<p>The aspect of these day-labourers as they lounge, or slouch [gr-utn]
-idly about the streets, is repulsive and curious. They seem unable
-to stand up. Whether from the nature of their toil, or from mere
-shiftlessness, I know not. But they never do stand erect, and slouch
-along from one beer-shop corner to another, till they can <i>lean</i> or
-<i>lie down</i>. They cluster about the corners by beer and gin shops,
-rarely molesting any one, but frequently noisy and quarrelsome among
-themselves. They carry their strong passions and strong drink to their
-wretched haunts where crime and violence are rife. Women and children
-of this class are also at these drinking places, and give a feature to
-the degradation of unusual repulsiveness. These beer and gin shops, in
-low quarters of a town, are prolific of riot and crime, but abounding
-everywhere, in parts more decent, the police [ta-pki] are forced to
-be more watchful. A striking illustration of the callousness of the
-High-Caste is, that they derive their own revenues largely from this
-very degradation of the <i>serfs</i>&mdash;for an immense tax is paid by them
-upon the beer and gin which they consume&mdash;and this tax enures wholly to
-the benefit of the High-Caste. In the Law-making <i>House</i>, therefore,
-whenever some good man wishes to moderate this excessive evil of drink
-and drunkenness; pointing out<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span> how <i>Crime</i> takes root and flourishes,
-and vice spreads from these drinking-places; how the whole community
-suffers; he is laughed at and pointed at, and made odious to these
-miserable creatures, as one who would deprive the <i>poor man</i> of his
-Beer! In this connection of the serf with the rich man's revenue, it
-is convenient to say "<i>the poor man</i>;" on ordinary occasions, the
-"<i>drunken beast</i>," or the "<i>brute</i>," would be more likely.</p>
-
-<p>There are parts of great towns where decent people never go unless by
-sheer need, and where in the night they would not go unless accompanied
-by a policeman. Nothing can describe the aspect of the dark courts and
-streets, of the mean and filthy buildings, shops, and dens! Nastiness,
-foul smells, dirty shambles and garbage; doors and windows smashed and
-stuffed with rags; gutters festering with impurities; and the human
-vermin swarming like maggots in rotten flesh! Upon <i>this</i> foundation
-the palaces of the rich and the vast stone Temples rest; one wonders
-that they do not sink into it.</p>
-
-<p>It is a great boast of the English Barbarians that "a slave cannot
-breathe in England." At first, when I heard this, I supposed that it
-meant that he would die under the conditions of life awaiting him&mdash;he
-would not be able to <i>breathe</i>&mdash;and therefore slaves were unable to
-live in the land. But the boast merely means that it is not permitted
-to add <i>black</i> slaves from abroad; they cannot live in England; nor
-do I think they could. I do not comprehend the boast, unless on the
-ground that it would be an expensive as well as useless cruelty to land
-even <i>blacks</i>, merely to have the trouble and cost of burying their
-carcases.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I have called these low-castes <i>Serfs</i>, disregarding the barbarian
-<i>fiction</i> which calls them <i>free</i>. Not long since they were slaves
-under precise law; now they are so by universal custom. When they were
-legal <i>slaves</i> they had some care and protection; there was <i>a tie</i>
-existing between master and servant; hearty service and affectionate
-concern rendered the relation not merely supportable, but positively
-advantageous. The tie is severed; there is neither hearty service nor
-affectionate concern. The master possesses everything as before, but he
-is no longer <i>obliged</i> to maintain his labourers. These are numerous;
-they must work or starve. Whilst they <i>work</i> they get enough perhaps
-to live; no longer able to work, mere pauper-life in poorhouses and
-the pauper's grave await them. Nor do the masters even pay for these;
-they have cunningly contrived to have the expense borne by all who have
-anything to be taxed. Thus the severance of the ancient tie has only
-enriched the High-Castes and freed them from all obligation to care for
-the labourer, and sunk him into a condition of hopeless and debasing
-poverty. The freedom is all on the strong side; the <i>slavery</i> more
-abject and less softened by humane sentiments.</p>
-
-<p>Now there are a few, who have some dim perceptions of these so obvious
-features to a disinterested spectator. They see that it is a poor
-compensation to the wretched misery which holds thousands hopelessly in
-its grasp, to point out an occasional accident of escape&mdash;where some
-one, more gifted and more fortunate than his fellows, happens to rise
-into comfort and slight esteem! These noble men, the harbingers of
-light, who<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> try to see and to act honestly, in spite of early prejudice
-and habit, perceive that there is no hope for these <i>serfs</i>, unless
-they can be moved with a higher interest. They think they discover a
-chance to move them by offering them <i>knowledge</i>, without, or nearly
-without, cost. But it is doubtful if they be not too low, too brutal,
-to care for <i>knowing</i> anything. Then, "they must be forced to send the
-children, to be taught&mdash;<i>they must be whipped to School</i>." This is
-resented as an outrage on the <i>freedom</i> of the serf&mdash;as an invasion of
-his family rights&mdash;as a positive, additional, tax and burden. For he
-gets <i>something</i> from the petty work, or from the begging or thieving
-of the children, and now the Master takes <i>that</i>! Yet, probably, this
-is one needful thing&mdash;to take the children into the hands of the State,
-in every case where the natural guardian is unfit to properly care for
-them. But the State cannot <i>half</i> take them. It cannot take anything
-of the present pittance, and claim to have compensated by giving words
-instead. It is cruel to say to him who starves in body, "Starve&mdash;I feed
-the mind!" A poor parent cannot receive even knowledge in exchange for
-bread. And it cannot be asked of him, in his low estate, to exchange
-the little added support of the child's wage for the, to him, useless
-words of knowledge. In the face of want one cares only for bread!
-Therefore, the State which teaches must also feed the poor&mdash;or see to
-it that the honest poor be first fed. If the parent can only feed by
-the help of the child, the State must not arbitrarily assume to be
-Master and Judge&mdash;saying, "Come to school&mdash;and starve, if must be."</p>
-
-<p>The High-Caste, secretly, clog and obstruct all at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span>tempts to raise
-the low. Learning belongs to the master&mdash;ignorance to the serf. It
-is enough for <i>him</i> to obey and work. There will always be poor, and
-vicious poor. It is better to merely watch and guard against an <i>Evil</i>,
-for which there is no remedy. To give instruction to the low-orders,
-is to arm demagogues with a dangerous weapon. "'A little knowledge is
-a dangerous thing'&mdash;it only enables the multitude to see just what it
-suits the purpose of the <i>Agitator</i> to show! There is nothing but evil
-in these grand measures. All must be left to individual effort; and to
-the Priests. These must work as comes in their way; instructing those
-who wish, and encouraging those who dutifully obey, and attend to the
-labours imposed upon them by divine Providence" (Meaning, that <i>Jah</i>
-has ordained, from all time, that some must be "<i>Hewers of wood and
-drawers of water</i>"&mdash;a quotation from the <i>Sacred Writings</i>).</p>
-
-<p>In this manner, the High-Caste, when it condescends to the subject at
-all, dismisses it. Indeed, this Caste, the Master-Caste, really feels
-no other concern in the low orders, but a concern for their peaceful
-subjection. To this point they direct so much care, as to have always
-trained bands of braves, and strong, picked, well-ordered men, called
-<i>Police, ready at hand</i>. So, in case the wretched, degraded, and
-despised serfs and thieves, should dare to raise any stir, disturbing
-the ease and enjoyment of the luxurious High-Caste, they may be shot
-down without mercy!</p>
-
-<p>Necessarily, the elevation of the low-classes will be very gradual.
-Many of the Priests, wishing to enlarge and maintain the influence of
-the <i>Superstition</i>, actively<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span> exert themselves among the honest and
-industrious poor. And some of these Bonzes are as benevolent as the
-traditions of their Caste and of their Idolatry will permit.</p>
-
-<p>It is doubtful if the present condition of the masses of the English
-Barbarians be so manly and independent as ages ago&mdash;when they were
-sufficiently intelligent to move in their own cause, and were really of
-some importance in the State. Unfortunately, they did remove from their
-necks the pressure of immediate, personal service, only to accumulate
-upon them, <i>as a Class</i>, the whole weight of the landed and trading
-interests. As a whole, therefore, they are more servile, more abject,
-and more dependent; and the few individuals who may raise themselves
-above the level of their class cannot even flatter themselves in this
-to have gained. There never was a time when these individuals did not
-exist&mdash;it is not clear that their numbers have increased.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_XI" id="CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF THE HIGH CASTES: SOME PARTICULARS OF THEIR DOMESTIC AND SOCIAL
-CUSTOMS.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">In</span> this chapter I shall try to show some of the peculiarities of the
-opposite extreme of Barbarian life. From ignorant poverty, verging upon
-crime, crime and vice; we are taken to luxury, also verging upon crime,
-crime and vice&mdash;though under very different forms. The All-wise and
-Sovereign Lord knows how to judge each class of offenders!</p>
-
-<p>The High-Caste is very exclusive&mdash;it will not, if it can avoid it,
-notice one of a lower order; and never will do so unless it has some
-selfish end in view. This cold-bloodedness characterizes all Castes.
-When the Barbarians, therefore, chance to meet, and being of near
-Castes, cannot be distinguished by dress, they never touch or address
-each other&mdash;but stare rudely up and down the person, to see if it will
-be <i>safe</i> to be civil, the one to the other.</p>
-
-<p>In general, however, the two Higher-Castes present so many features in
-common, that a spectator may regard them as one. Both look upon all
-useful occupation as shameful; and whilst it is hard to call up a blush
-for anything mean, detection in any honest work covers with confusion!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The women of this Caste appear everywhere in public, with the same
-boldness as men. They dress in laces, silks, satins, velvets; richest
-furs, feathers, shawls, and scarfs. Are so addicted to these things,
-and to costly jewels, and ornaments of gold, precious stones, and the
-like, that a fortune is often carried upon and about a fine Lady.
-(<i>Lady</i> is for the female like Lord for a male). In truth, a Lady only
-lives for two purposes&mdash;<i>to dress</i>, and <i>to marry</i>. I ought to add
-another, but whether it be subordinate or chief I know not; in fact, I
-hardly know what it is. We have no very near word. It is a <i>something</i>
-of which you hear constantly&mdash;<i>to flirt</i>. To dress, it is necessary <i>to
-shop</i> [keat-hi]. This, is to buy the innumerable articles which make
-up a fine Lady's wardrobe and personal appointments. Heaven and earth,
-and all the lands beyond the great seas, are ransacked to gratify the
-insatiate demands of Barbarian High-Caste women. The finest paints for
-the cheeks and eyelids, the most precious stones for the ears, the
-neck, the wrists, the fingers; the most delicate perfumes, the pure
-gold, the richest furs and feathers, spices, oils; the laces, scarfs,
-silks, embroideries;&mdash;an endless variety. Shopping is, therefore, the
-serious occupation (subsidiary to husband-catching and <i>flirting</i>) of
-ladies. Many ruin themselves, or their fathers, their husbands, or
-relatives, in this expensive luxury of idle vanity. High-Caste women
-show themselves in public, sometimes on foot, but, more generally,
-lolling, with poodles in lap, within open, grand carriages, drawn by
-great, high-stepping horses. (Poodles are nasty dogs). They attend the
-Temples, waited upon by <i>solemn</i> servants, clothed in showy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span> colours,
-and bearing ostentatiously the <i>Sacred</i> books. They are conspicuous,
-when at the Temple, for audibly accompanying the Priest in the
-Invocations and Confessions: "<i>miserable offenders</i>" seeming to be a
-phrase rolled like a sweet morsel, and having a savour of repentance
-and humility, very edifying!</p>
-
-<p>The men do not appear very numerously with the women&mdash;leaving them to
-do as they please. The men going off to their own exclusive pleasures:
-gambling, betting, racing, boating, hunting, and other things equally
-useful and improving.</p>
-
-<p>All through the night, which is the time of High-Caste revelry, the
-streets where the great live resound with the noise of the carriages,
-constantly busy with the transporting of the High-Castes to and from
-the Theatres, the Dances, the places of Amusements, the Dinners,
-the Parties, Routs, and visits. To mark the difference of the Upper
-from the Lower, time itself is reversed; night is taken for life
-and sport, and the day for rest, gossip [Quen], and <i>shopping</i>. In
-nothing could the difference be more striking. The luxuriousness
-of mere self-indulgence, which takes no heed of the usual order of
-nature, and does not suspect that day has any better use! When in the
-country, there is the same round of busy nothings. Visits, feasting,
-drinking&mdash;dancing, routs, and parties. Women taking the lead everywhere
-and in everything. Here, as in town, the business of life with women is
-to flirt, to marry, to dress&mdash;the last should be first.</p>
-
-<p>The men add to the follies of women some things more robust, but not
-more useful. Betting, horse-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span>racing, riding over country with dogs,
-pursuing timid creatures&mdash;or gambling, drinking, and feasting.</p>
-
-<p>When I first arrived in England, I was amazed, and supposed all women
-were <i>shameless</i> [ba-tsi] that I saw, whenever I went in public. In
-our Flowery Land this class [ba-tsi], under the strictest survey and
-care of the magistrates, are barely tolerated, and forced to the most
-scrupulous decorum of dress and conduct. With us no modest woman of any
-rank ever appears in public. Therefore my surprise and astonishment
-may be imagined. Afterwards these were moderated, and I could make
-allowances for the force of custom. None the less the custom is
-remarkable, and will receive attention elsewhere.</p>
-
-<p>The mode of dress is simply wonderful. It is ever changing and ever
-indelicate and monstrous&mdash;especially for women. When I first saw one
-of these with a huge <i>hunch</i> on the top of her back, I thought the
-person was afflicted with an enormous <i>tumour</i>; but when I observed
-the same thing on all hands, I saw my mistake. The great hunch was
-no more than a machine placed on top of the seat, under the outer
-garments. The effect is something amazing. The women in walking also
-wear the robe drawn as tightly as possible back and over the hips, so
-as to display the whole form from head to foot in front, and also in
-rear, excepting at the back-seat where the protuberance is. Here the
-clothes are clustered, and hang down in a trail upon the ground! The
-feet are thrust into very high-heeled shoes, or boots; so, in walking,
-the woman stoops mincingly forward with short, unsteady steps, as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span> if
-pinched at the toes, rattling her heels upon the pavement, and tossing
-her back-gear and headdress, and showing off to an astonished observer
-(unused to the apparition) something to be remembered! On every little
-occasion taking up her <i>trail</i>, and discovering legs and ankles.</p>
-
-<p>At home, when receiving male and female friends to dinner, the women
-do as they please&mdash;also in dances, routs, and the like. I was invited,
-soon after my arrival, to dine. I had looked at a <i>Book of rites</i>
-and ceremonies for the great, and hoped to get on tolerably well. On
-arriving, my first mistake was to address the servant as Illustrious,
-taking him for the master. In many houses the servant, dressed like
-the master (being much more of a man in appearance), may well be
-taken for him; but in some houses the servants are made to wear
-<i>badges and colours</i> of their station. Women are very choice about
-these men-servants, and will not have one unless he have very large,
-well-formed <i>calves</i> [fa-tze]. I have heard that the rogues supply this
-requirement by adding so much fine hay to the leg as will give due
-swell and figure!</p>
-
-<p>Upon being shown up to the room, where I was to address myself first to
-the <i>Lady</i>&mdash;the Illustrious wife&mdash;I made my next blunder. The lady was
-large, full of flesh, rather red, with bright eyes. Another lady, just
-moving away, trailed her long robe suddenly before me&mdash;my foot caught
-and held her. She turned her white shoulders upon me, frowned&mdash;at the
-moment I stumbled, and recovered myself awkwardly, with open hands full
-upon the ample bosom of the Illustrious!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span> Ah, my confusion! I could not
-recover my composure. I could see nothing but necks, shoulders, backs,
-bosoms of women, and eyes flashing at me&mdash;heads, and feathers and
-jewels&mdash;lights, noise, confusion! I got away&mdash;never knew how.</p>
-
-<p>Women, when undressed in this indelicate way, are said to be in <i>full
-dress</i>. I think this is a sly sarcasm of the men. The men, however,
-dress in a manner not at all better. When in full dress, they put
-on a ridiculous close garment, slit up behind, and very scant, with
-two tails, which pretend to cover the hinder parts. The <i>trowsers</i>
-(an "unmentionable" article for the legs), no more than the <i>under</i>
-garment worn by us, is the only covering for the legs and lower part of
-the body! Imagine the indelicacy! In this style of <i>full dress</i>, the
-women and men of the High-Caste Barbarians meet and mingle together
-everywhere, and at all feasts, revelries, and dances.</p>
-
-<p>In the shows within-doors the same mode prevails. At the public
-spectacles, in full view of thousands, ladies sit exposed to the gaze
-of men, who often level at them the magnifying glasses taken for
-the purpose! Critically examining the exhibition before them from a
-distance of twenty feet [tu-fai].</p>
-
-<p>The dress of women on horseback is as follows:&mdash;The head is covered
-with a man's head-gear, round, hard, high, black in colour, with a
-narrow rim. The bust and body are just as tightly fitted as possible,
-the hips and figure exposed in exact shape (how much <i>made up</i> no one
-can more than conjecture), and the legs covered by the dress falling
-over them long and full. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> woman sits on a side-saddle, one leg
-well up over a horn of the saddle near the front top, and the other
-supported with the foot in a steel rest. She is lifted by a male
-servant, relative, or friend, into her perch. And when she, with the
-little whip in hand, takes up the long strips of leather by which she
-guides the horse, and starts off, there is a show the most curious!
-Up and down, with every motion of the horse, she <i>bobs</i> [Ko-bys],
-exposing, to any one looking after her, the most precise model of
-herself! but in an attitude and costume so remarkable, that I never saw
-even the accustomed Barbarians disregard an opportunity to see <i>this
-show</i>, however indifferent they may usually be. Nor do I think that the
-Barbarian women esteem any exhibition of themselves superior to this.</p>
-
-<p>In the country you will see several apparitions of this kind, urging
-their flying horses after men and dogs, all chasing <i>pell-mell</i> some
-poor hare, which, running for cover, is pursued by a crowd of men and
-women on horseback, with dogs, yelping, barking, men blowing horns and
-shouting; the women on the horses leaping over fences, ditches, and
-urging their horses as wildly, boldly as the men&mdash;and sometimes in
-all respects as skilfully and well! This Sport is considered by the
-Barbarians to be very manly&mdash;nor do they consider a broken back, or
-even neck, as any objection to it!</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Rout</i> is a favourite amusement with the High-Castes. So named from
-the confusion of armed men when <i>routed</i>&mdash;put to flight. It is to get
-together just as many people of both sexes as possible. With no sort
-of regard to the size of the house, but only to show<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span> how many of the
-High-Caste will respond to the invitation.</p>
-
-<p>In full <i>undress</i> the ladies and <i>gentlemen</i> (Barbarian style for any
-High-Caste man) crowd into the house. Every stairway, every hall,
-room, chamber is filled. Refreshments are provided, but the flux and
-reflux of the people render all eating and drinking very difficult. The
-women flash in jewels, pendants in the ears, sparkling brilliants on
-arms, busts, ornaments of flowers and gems in the hair, jewelled fans
-in hand, perfumed laces and scarfs, tinted, and flushed, and adorned,
-exposed to bewilder and intoxicate the men&mdash;in fine, in the pursuit of
-husbands, or bent upon flirtations! These entertainments are designed
-for the very purpose of excitement and match-making. "<i>Society</i> is kept
-alive&mdash;life is made endurable by these things," the High-Caste women
-say. They have no other business but to attend to such matters; and to
-them <i>Society</i> looks to save it from dissolution and despair!</p>
-
-<p>In the <i>Rout</i> all is confusion and opportunity. The young people,
-the old people, the highest and the lowest (permissible), are thrown
-promiscuously together. Women and men mingle, jostle, jamb, crowd,
-wriggle, and writhe together as best they can. The young lady suddenly
-finds herself quite in the arms of the young man who has saved her from
-a fall; and he, in turn, "<i>begs pardon</i>" of some woman, into whose lap
-he has almost been thrown by a sudden press.</p>
-
-<p>Acquaintances may be made, <i>flirtations</i> begun, ending in something or
-nothing. But <i>Society</i> has had its excitement, and its members their
-chances for mere idle<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span> display, gossip, sensual gratification, or
-the more serious business of High-life&mdash;<i>fortune-hunting</i> by men and
-<i>husband-catching</i> by women! The <i>Waltz and Dance</i> are, however, the
-great game (for they are really one) of Barbarian life. Every Caste,
-according to its ability, dances&mdash;the low imitating, to their best, all
-the "<i>airs and graces</i>," dress and <i>flirtations</i> of their superiors. In
-the Waltz, when the music strikes up, the man takes the woman about the
-waist, standing with the other dancers in the middle of the floor, and
-she leans upon his shoulder interlocking the fingers of her disengaged
-hand in his. In this close position, they begin to wheel around,
-around; one couple follows another about the clear space left for
-them, till many couples are seen twirling, whirling about, around to
-the sound of the music&mdash;ever in this wild, whirling sort of a gallop,
-following one after another, rapidly! The long trails of the woman are
-held up, the embroidered skirts fly out, the silken shoes and hose
-flash; she is held close and more closely in the supporting arm, her
-cheek almost touches, her bust, neck, and face glow with excitement,
-the eyes and jewels sparkle, the man and woman whirl about, till
-intoxicated, dazed, and nearly exhausted, she sinks upon his arm and
-motions for rest, and he half supports and half leads her to some soft
-bench or chair! Such briefly is the Waltz. The dance is the same thing
-nearly, only more variety of movement is introduced. The whole object
-is to bring the sexes together, and keep <i>Society</i> alive, as before.
-<i>Flirtation</i> and match-making being main elements of social life.</p>
-
-<p>The manners of the High-Caste are not really more<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span> refined than
-elsewhere; only there is a cool tone. Nothing must surprise, nothing
-confuse, nothing abash. A blush must be as rare as a laugh. A young
-woman seeing a young man gazing at her with bold admiration, must
-coolly <i>look him down</i>&mdash;if she please. His is an action of mere
-rudeness, or <i>should</i> be, when directed to a virtuous woman: but
-no, "a man may gaze upon what is everywhere exhibited <i>for</i> his
-admiration&mdash;may he not?" And yet, with strange inconsistency, a
-woman has a right to complain if a man, captivated by the very means
-designed, too rudely express his pleasure. And one man is required
-to chastise another for the rudeness to his relative, though he know
-that, in the nature of things, the female should expect what she
-encounters&mdash;and more, the complexity is further involved, that though
-one man must call another to account for this sort of rudeness, yet
-every man indulges in it!</p>
-
-<p>Young people, in public, of the two sexes, without shame appear in
-close intimacy&mdash;and will look upon statues and paintings of naked women
-and men, talking and criticizing, examining the works and looking at
-them in company, without confusion, or appearance of there being any
-indelicacy. As if, in fact, in the bosoms of the High-Caste there did
-not exist any of the passions of ordinary mortals!</p>
-
-<p>There are very numerous galleries of Art, where statues, paintings,
-pictures, models, and the like, are shown, which are always crowded
-by High-Caste women, children, and men. And shop-windows are made
-attractive by displays of pictures of nude, or half-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>nude, women
-and men, who act in the Plays, or who are notorious in Spectacles.
-This sort of indecency prevails; and strikes one, not used to it,
-with an unpleasant surprise. He knows not what to think of its
-significance&mdash;have all his ideas of decency been indecent?</p>
-
-<p>I am not able to say much of the interior life of the family. I was
-told that a happy family was rare&mdash;quite an exception. It is only
-<i>where the wife rules</i> that any peace is secured. The wife is allowed
-to do, generally, in Society and at home, as she will. The husband goes
-off to <i>his</i> pastimes and pursuits. Children whilst young are committed
-to the care of servants, and when older sent away to be educated and
-trained by hirelings.</p>
-
-<p>The daughters, when grown, often move the jealousy of the mother by
-attracting more attention from men&mdash;they are often <i>snubbed</i> and made
-to dress unbecomingly, so that the mother may shine.</p>
-
-<p>Marriage among the High-Caste is an arrangement for an <i>establishment</i>;
-and to secure the succession of family name and title. To these ends
-great care is given to the money question. The man demands money for
-taking the wife. Domestic happiness is hardly thought of; unless,
-occasionally, by very young people, and they are laughed out of their
-ridiculous romance.</p>
-
-<p>In the marriage ceremony, the wife, in the presence of the Idols, and
-following the Invocations of the Priest, solemnly promises to obey
-the husband. But this is regarded as a mere form. Any husband who
-undertakes to enforce obedience, finds himself branded by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span> <i>Society</i>,
-as a "brute!" Much of the infelicity in marriage rests upon this false
-basis. For, with the virile instinct, man naturally expects obedience;
-yet has, in his unmarried days, fallen in with the false notion of
-woman's superiority in delicacy and moral virtue. This peculiar
-affectation colours all Barbarian intercourse with the sex. It has its
-root in the <i>Superstition</i>, possibly; where an immaculate virgin gives
-birth to a <i>Son</i> of god-<i>Jah</i>! who is the Christ-god. Thus, woman came
-to be mother of God!</p>
-
-<p>From this, very likely, followed all the false worship and gallantry of
-the barbarians; who still, keeping up this mode of treating women as
-superior in excellency, could scarcely deny to them a superior place
-in the family. Assumed to be absolutely chaste and pure, they are
-to be implicitly trusted&mdash;nor <i>to them</i> is there impropriety! Hence
-follows the <i>fine Art</i> exhibitions&mdash;the undress dress; the waltz; the
-mixed crowds&mdash;the <i>everything</i>, where women, according to the ordinary
-feelings of cultivated men, should not be, or be in a very different
-way. But the man before marriage, and afterwards, too, (excepting to
-his own wife), pretends to look upon woman as a divinity&mdash;as something
-far above him in moral goodness! <i>After</i> marriage, it is difficult
-to dethrone this divinity&mdash;the man has not a divinity at the head of
-his family; but all his friends (male friends) pretend to think so;
-Society says so; and he is <i>himself</i> compelled to <i>pretend to the same
-thing</i>. Under these circumstances he will never be likely to get much
-obedience. None the less, a struggle commences; the man persistent,
-strong; the woman unyielding, crafty;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span> the family divided; the children
-demoralized; a false and wretched farce of conjugal <i>Play</i>, so badly
-acted as to deceive not even <i>Society!</i> and finally ending in the
-Divorce Court.</p>
-
-<p>This is the tribunal where <i>Causes Matrimonial</i> are settled; and, if
-one may judge from its Reports in the <i>Gazette</i>, conjugal contention
-is exceedingly common. For the public cases must be few, compared with
-those where publicity is avoided by private arrangement.</p>
-
-<p>Doubtless, a fine man and an excellent woman may unite, and live
-happily together, in spite of the unfavourable conditions. But, more
-commonly, the high-minded man, really believing in the superior purity
-of the sex, and her greater moral delicacy, finds his <i>Ideal</i> to be too
-high; and without absolute cause to quarrel; in fact, seeing that his
-Ideal was <i>itself</i> only an error of the prevailing delusion; ever after
-struggles to bring himself into harmony with the existing fact&mdash;to
-love and respect a woman and only a woman, with a woman's vanity, love
-of excitement, frivolity and caprice&mdash;a very weary work. The woman,
-too, still flattered, and exacting the devotion which her <i>lover</i>
-(now her husband) gave to her in his days of delusion, thinks herself
-treated with coldness; and, gradually, by her unreasonable complaints,
-estranges altogether the husband, whom she, too, tries to forget, in
-the admiration, flatteries, and excitements of Society!</p>
-
-<p>The affectation and falsity, therefore, respecting woman, tends to a
-fundamental error in the relation of the sexes and the ordering of the
-family. It is a strange and almost fatal error to give this exaltation
-to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span> woman. No doubt, a real trust and respect tend to secure, in some
-degree, the virtues accorded; and this true respect of an honest
-man, who places his wife, or his relative, before himself in purity,
-challenges the best of nature in the female. But man has reversed the
-true order, and run counter to the true instinct of the race (quite as
-strong in the female as in himself), when he thus puts woman before
-him, in anything. What authority is there for this reversal of the
-natural order? Why is woman more moral, more chaste? There is nothing
-in the nature of things, why the man, here, as in all things, should
-not be, as he is, the superior&mdash;the master. In morals he should be her
-guide, her teacher, her best support. That Society is, indeed, unsound,
-wherein the man may be low and sensual, and fancy, or pretend to fancy,
-that the woman is better than himself&mdash;it is a delusion. Man gives the
-real character to any Society&mdash;the woman will not be, cannot be better
-than the man. The English Barbarians, in spite of the absurd falsity
-of their customs, must have some tolerably happy families. The innate
-perception of the eternal fitness of things will cause many couples to
-arrive at a proper method. The wife, without exactly admitting it, even
-to herself, submits to her husband; and the husband, without exactly
-commanding (except in rare instances), feels that he is really the head
-of the house&mdash;and the family gets on pretty smoothly, because living in
-the natural order. But, in general, the struggle for mastery destroys
-either the existence of the family, or all attempts at affectionate
-ways of living. To avoid public scandal, the members<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> do not actually
-separate; but all harmony and true domestic life are lost&mdash;and life is
-a dismal and disorderly rout.</p>
-
-<p>The exaltation of the sex and the complete freedom allowed to them
-belong to a state of society, if any such there be, where man is
-still <i>more</i> excellent. There, indeed, a bright and beautiful ideal
-is made real, and men and women know how to love and to obey; and
-love is as true as the respect and the obedience. The Barbarians,
-full of immorality, of rudeness, of strong passions, of selfishness,
-controlled by a false conception founded in their Idolatry, act, in
-respect of their women, as if purity, cultivation, generosity, and the
-highest morality, everywhere existed! This, so false, is well-nigh
-fatal to them. Yet, it is only an illustration of the uncultivated and
-confused state of mind, even in the highest, that so simple a thing
-as the natural order governing the relation of sex and family is not
-comprehended; and that their Society is saved from absolute wreck only
-by the strong and controlling instinct of nature, which, in spite of
-obstacles, does bring the female into subjection to the male&mdash;at least
-to an extent sufficient to make life possible!</p>
-
-<p>None the less the disorder of households is dreadful. Sons and
-daughters, as they grow strong, assert themselves [Quan-hang-ho].
-They act and speak (and in this follow the wife and mother) as if the
-sole business of the father was to give the means of selfish, idle
-indulgence. This would not be so unjust among the High-Caste, but it
-descends to all grades, and the middle orders are content to see the
-father toil at his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span> business till overworked, or ruined altogether, in
-his efforts to supply these daily exactions. No doubt he himself is a
-victim to the whole vicious falseness&mdash;yet the cold-bloodedness of this
-conduct on the part of children and wives is remarkable. "Obedience,"
-or "gratitude!"&mdash;Words sneered at, laughed at!</p>
-
-<p>The daughters, directed by <i>Mamma</i> [na-ni-go], are taught to dress, to
-<i>look</i> modest, to practise all those arts by which they may attract the
-male and secure husbands, and are exhibited in public places and in
-Society accordingly.</p>
-
-<p>The sons are sent off to be taught. In the <i>Halls of Learning</i> they
-acquire but little of the knowledge paid for in the <i>Lists</i>, but a
-great deal of that which does not appear there. A youth may have
-entered, at least, honest, moral, and generous&mdash;he still leaves
-unlearned, but dishonest, corrupt, selfish&mdash;he has acquired that
-knowledge most sought for (even by his parents), a knowledge of the
-<i>World</i> [Quang]! In truth, the youth instinctively feels that it
-is better for his success in life to know the World than to know
-Letters. He acts upon this feeling, which thrives in the demoralised
-atmosphere which he breathes. Father is called <i>Governor</i>, and is
-regarded as a sort of creature to be made the most of! The money
-allowed (perhaps too ample for really useful purposes) is spent in
-things foolish and hurtful. Money and time are wasted. The latter is
-valueless, to be sure, to these youths anywhere&mdash;but the money may be
-wrung from relatives, who put themselves on short diet to enable the
-son or brother (who is defrauding them) to appear well in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span> <i>Society</i>!
-To perfect himself in the learning which he feels to be effective,
-he devises <i>new</i> methods of wringing more money from the <i>Governor</i>,
-who begins to protest. To drink, smoke, lounge about with easy and
-cool impudence; to stare into the face of women; to bet, gamble; to
-get in debt, and curse the creditors who presume to ask for pay;
-to make, or pretend to make, love; and generally to lay broad and
-deep that moral and cultivated <i>elegance</i>, to take on that exquisite
-<i>polish</i> [gla-mshi], which shall dazzle society; shall attract the
-silly butterflies (women) who have influence or money; shall, in fine,
-shine in the Grand Council, or at the head of armed bands, or to the
-illumination of the Courts of Law! Noble ambition, based upon manly
-principles! With the Barbarians to be a moral and wise man is to be a
-<i>milksop</i> [Kou-bab]; to be <i>a polished man of the World</i>&mdash;admirable!</p>
-
-<p>The English Barbarians who are fathers, generally consider it rather a
-<i>joke</i> to have their sons trick them and poke fun at the "<i>Governor</i>,"
-only it must be marked with some pretence of deference. If the "<i>young
-fellows</i>" do not positively disgrace the family&mdash;that is, marry some
-poor creature whom they have first debauched; or actually forge, or
-rob, or descend to improper friendships with inferior Castes&mdash;the
-parents esteem themselves to be fortunate. If he have acquired no
-knowledge of letters, nor of anything but vices, yet he is a "<i>fine,
-manly fellow</i>, who will make his mark in the world." That is, he is a
-tall, strong, active <i>Barbarian</i>&mdash;just fit for the armed bands!</p>
-
-<p>The infelicities and disorders of family life, which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span> only prefigure
-the inevitable confusion and evils of the whole Society, are more
-intolerable among the Middle Castes. In the <i>Highest, secured revenues</i>
-enable the wife and the husband each to see as little of each other
-as they please; and so long as the husband is not stirred up by <i>Mrs.
-Grundy</i> (who is not severe with this Caste) he cares but little what
-his wife may do. <i>He</i> goes about his sports and his pleasures as he
-pleases; and his wife, not wishing to be looked after, does not look
-after him. On this free-and-easy footing, with no want of money (<i>Mrs.
-Grundy's decorum</i> being observed), they get on well enough, and may
-even form quite a friendship for each other. But it is not possible to
-establish this condition in a family of small income&mdash;and here it is
-that the wretchedness of false principles has full scope. The husband
-and father, honest and good, finds himself mated to a woman, weak and
-vain, with children moulded by her. He, misled by false notions and
-ignorance, took to his heart one whom he fully trusted as simply true
-and modest; he took her for herself and without money, and flattered
-himself that she would be a helper and solace. She and her children
-have made him a miserable <i>slave</i>, who finds no quiet unless he satisfy
-all their clamorous demands&mdash;<i>to shine in Society</i>! If a good man, he
-tries to obey and live, even under exactions beyond his utmost efforts;
-for he has learned to see that his wife, though weak, is no worse than
-the Society which she loves, and which he also cannot escape; he is
-merely in a false position, and must largely thank himself for having
-heedlessly entered upon it!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>But this kind of man is not universal, and one may judge what follows,
-where there is a man who will not yield, or yields only because he no
-longer cares for anything but his personal ease and indulgence&mdash;seeking
-for pleasure, though unlawful, abroad, as the only recompense
-attainable for the loss of happiness at home!</p>
-
-<p>Such a man feels that life is insupportable, where he makes so wretched
-an object&mdash;to be merely the <i>mute beast</i> of burden for the family,
-without receiving so much tenderness and consideration as is accorded
-to the dogs lolling in the lazy laps of the females of the house! He
-seeks, therefore, abroad for some means of enjoyment, though illicit!</p>
-
-<p>This sort of picture is to be seen everywhere in the Barbarian
-<i>Literature</i>, and is constantly shown in all its minute and miserable
-exhibition at the Courts of Divorce.</p>
-
-<p>Adultery, which in our <i>Flowery Land</i> is punished by death, is not
-so much as a crime among the English Barbarians. And, as it is the
-chief cause for which the bond of marriage may be wholly severed, one
-may judge whether the Court do not encourage the immorality. For when
-parties wish to live apart, here is a way to secure it, lying directly
-in the path of desire and opportunity. Then, too, the <i>seduction</i> of a
-maiden, which with us may be punished even to death, receives no sort
-of reprobation in the Court, and scarcely in Society. If the ruined
-girl be of low caste, her relatives feel no disgrace if the seducer be
-a High-Caste&mdash;rather an honour; receive from him some paltry sum (not
-so much as he lavishes upon some favourite dogs),<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span> and buy with the
-money a husband for her from her own Caste!</p>
-
-<p>With us a guilty <i>intrigue</i> is almost unknown; with the Barbarians it
-is almost a pursuit.</p>
-
-<p>None the less, there is too much vigour in the organism; too much
-moral, intellectual, and physical strength, to suffer total decay. As
-is always the case, where the mind is active, even Idolatry itself has
-intermixed a pure morality, and the Barbarian nature, still unformed,
-untrained; still rude and stirred by passion and by force; wrestles
-with the divine <i>instinct</i>, and, unconsciously, often moulds to its
-light.</p>
-
-<p>Away from the glitter and <i>sham</i> (sometimes <i>in it</i>, but not of it),
-there are quiet families which live lives of honour. The father works
-honestly and cheerfully; the wife, in her house, finds the beginning
-and end of her aims, of her love, and her duty. The husband-father is
-head; on him rests all responsibility, and to him belong <i>obedience</i>.
-This is not exacted; it is not questioned. It is founded in love
-and respect; love and loving obedience spontaneously arising from
-uncorrupted natures. <i>His</i> whole being responds with unmeasured joy.
-Whatever is pure, high, tender; all are for these&mdash;his wife, his
-family; so true, so trusting, so helpful, so delightful. He feels no
-hardship; there can be no sacrifice, for these; all that is done is
-in harmony with himself. <i>Everywhere</i> he is in accord. The very ills
-and misfortunes of life touch him not, for he is living in the <i>divine
-order</i>.</p>
-
-<p>And from such a man, the inside-life being serene, outer ills fall
-away. He is so clear and simple; so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span> <i>whole</i> that nature smiles for
-him, even in pain and sorrow; he lives in the presence and calm of the
-Sovereign Lord.</p>
-
-<p>These families are the <i>Salt</i> which saves. Among the Barbarians they
-are generally obscure, and as wholly unconscious of the service which
-they render as are the glittering inanities which ignore them. This
-should be reversed, and the <i>Inanities</i> sink into obscurity.</p>
-
-<p>I will now say a word or two as to the personal appearance and
-demeanour of the Barbarians. There is no standard of best-looking, and
-each tribe will judge from <i>its</i> best type. In general the eyes are
-too prominent and open; the nose large and irregular; the teeth bad or
-false; the height indifferent; the figure either too lean or too fat.
-The hair all colours; red and light most common. The women are so made
-up, judging from the articles openly exposed for sale, that one cannot
-speak of them with any certainty. The hair, teeth, complexion, bust,
-outline of form, are all false or artistically got up. The eyes are too
-bold and open. The feet long, and hands large. Too tall, and either
-too meagre or too stout. The youth are sometimes pretty. The women are
-often brilliant under gaslight (a bright, artificial light). I have
-spoken of dress, but I may mention that the women, not content with
-every sort of <i>made-up</i> thing to add to their attractions, pile upon
-their heads an enormity of false curls, bands of hair, laces, and high
-sort of head-ornaments; it is truly amazing. Some of these gewgaws are
-hung upon big pig-tails of false hair, and some are stuck high a-top.
-Nothing really can be more absurd, unless the false,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span> mincing steps,
-and protruding back. Some women are beautiful; but to my unaccustomed
-looks, even the brilliant eyes could not blind me to so immodest an
-exhibition&mdash;or, to <i>me</i>, not modest&mdash;so instinctively do we demand that
-especial quality in the sex, as the crowning grace of true beauty.</p>
-
-<p>One thing of a personal kind in the habits of all, high and low, I
-remarked, which would be intolerable to us. A lady or a gentleman,
-whilst conversing with you, or at the table of feasting, will suddenly
-apply a handkerchief [mün-shi] to nose, and blow that organ in the most
-astounding manner; and this may be continued for some minutes, even
-accompanied by <i>hauks and spits</i>, and closed by many nice attentions
-to the orifices not worth while to describe. Surely this strange thing
-disconcerted me very greatly at first, nor do I understand how any
-people above savages could do it. A fine <i>lady</i> will interrupt herself
-in the very midst of speech, or of eating, with spasmodic effort,
-to clear her head; emptying into her fine pocket-handkerchief the
-obnoxious matter, and then returning the article to her silken pocket.</p>
-
-<p>However, we should not expect refinement in a Society where the women
-may boldly mount a horse-back, and follow men and dogs over ditch and
-wall, urging her steed with the best, to come in to the death of the
-poor hunted creature. And this, a noble sport, fit for a lady! Nor
-this only, but will crowd to public spectacles, and be hustled and
-crowded promiscuously, forgetful of all delicate reserve. These habits
-are only to be criticised because of the boasted prëeminence<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span> claimed
-in all such matters. But what would be thought of our <i>Literati</i>
-piling into the mouth huge morsels of flesh, or of guzzling [kun-ki]
-(with a gulping noise in the throat), great swallows of a hot, greasy
-liquid, besmearing the lips and beard. The Barbarians know nothing of
-our delicate mode of eating, where all is silence and decorum whilst
-in the act. Another most unaccountable thing to a stranger is the
-robbery allowed by the servants of the High-Caste. If you accept of
-the hospitality of a great man, you must submit to be plundered by his
-servants; and, as a stranger cannot know the limits imposed upon this
-rapacity, it goes far to destroy all the pretence of graciousness in
-one's reception. When you have eaten at my Lord's table, to think you
-are to be <i>fleeced</i> [pe-ekd] by my Lord's <i>flunki</i>!</p>
-
-<p>I was once invited by a High-Caste to come to his house in the country
-and shoot game. I accepted, and soon went into the copses to hunt for
-birds for the table. A servant accompanied me by command of his master,
-to show me the grounds and to wait upon me. He was very civil. The next
-day, upon my leaving, this man, decked in the livery [bung-shi] of
-his Lord, closely eyed and stuck to me, till, at length, I perceived
-he wanted something. Only partially aware of the Barbarian custom,
-and blushing at the idea of <i>feeing</i> [tin-ti] or giving anything in
-return for hospitality, I awkwardly fumbled in my purse and handed to
-him a half-crown. He contemptuously looked at the silver piece, then
-at me; and remarked that the "<i>gentlemen</i> of my Lord did not receive
-gratuities of that colour." Meaning that gold was only fit for such an
-exalted minion.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_XII" id="CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">OF THE APPEARANCE OF THE COUNTRY&mdash;AND OTHER THINGS.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">The</span> country is so small, that, riding in the swift steam-chariots, it
-is traversed in an incredibly short time.</p>
-
-<p>In those parts not disfigured by the smoke vomited out from the huge
-fire-chimneys of factories, mines, and the like, nor by the nearness of
-great towns, the country presents a green and cultivated look; nearly
-as well tilled as our provinces, Quang-tun and Chiang-su. The villages,
-Temples with lofty towers, great Houses of the High-Castes, here and
-there; trees, gardens, smooth fields of fine verdure, over which cattle
-and sheep are feeding; rising hills and sheltered valleys, rich with
-copses, orchards, and groves&mdash;all seen in moving views&mdash;give an aspect
-of peace, comfort, and wealth. You do not see the poverty, nor, too
-closely, observe the dwellings of the poor.</p>
-
-<p>In winter it is cold, and the whole appearance changes. Far to the
-North, the sun gives but little light&mdash;and, like the climate of our
-provinces by the great Northern Wall, the cold is severe, and the gloom
-deeper. Ice is formed upon the streams and canals, and snow frequently
-covers the ground.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>In approaching great towns, you often catch glimpses of the crowded,
-wretched streets, where misery only thrives. In some places, in the
-winter cold, smoke and darkness, life becomes intolerable to many.
-Out of doors you can hardly find your way, and thieves and beggars
-emerge from covert to ply their trades. In the night, at such times,
-it is only possible to move by the glare of many torches; and people
-are often robbed, or bewildered and lost. At this season of darkness
-many go mad. There is a strong vein of <i>horror</i> in the Barbarian
-imagination, derived from their ferocious ancestors, from their
-old idolatries, and deepened by the new. In the gloom, the misery,
-the wretchedness&mdash;sometimes in sheer disgust of life&mdash;many rush
-upon self-destruction&mdash;throwing themselves under the wheels of the
-steam-chariots, and from the bridges into the canals and rivers. Many
-persons are thrown down, maimed or killed in the highways, by horses or
-by vehicles moving along. Yet, in the grim humour of these barbarians,
-this is the very time when the High-Castes begin their <i>revelries</i>, and
-the Low-Castes most indulge in drink and riot.</p>
-
-<p>In travelling through the country, you will occasionally notice,
-seated upon an eminence, some strong Castle, or Place, of hewn stone,
-belonging to a High-Caste. It will be approached through long avenues
-of lofty trees, and stand pre-eminent among fine groves, surrounded by
-broad lands. These wide Parks contain many thousands of acres [met-si],
-left untilled and unproductive; merely with their green slopes and
-spaces, interspersed with trees, to give grandeur to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span> Castle and
-its Lord. Still, if you look closely, you will discover near by, the
-squalid huts where <i>huddle</i> the <i>Serfs</i>, who are starving in the midst
-of this rich profusion&mdash;Serfs, who never have an <i>inch</i> [toe] of land
-of their own, and to whose wornout <i>carcases</i> is begrudged a pauper
-grave!</p>
-
-<p>The inequality between Castes is quite as conspicuous in country as
-in town. One is born to an abundance, the other to hunger; one to a
-life of self-indulgence, the other to one of enforced and hard-worked
-self-sacrifice. The one, at last, is covered by a tomb, emblazoned with
-Honour; the other is cast into an obscure corner of despised dead, to
-rot in forgetfulness&mdash;though, often, judged upon a true measure of
-merit, the resting-places should be exchanged&mdash;and the idle and vicious
-<i>Lord</i> [chiang-se] descend into ignominious neglect!</p>
-
-<p>You will see deer, pheasants, partridges, hares, and the like, almost
-tame, in the meadows and copses; but the tillers of the soil must
-not touch them, though starving&mdash;they are carefully <i>preserved</i> for
-the Lord [Tchou]. Not that he needs them, or cares for them for
-food&mdash;<i>sometimes</i> he likes to shoot them for idle diversion!</p>
-
-<p>You will notice sturdy <i>tramps</i> (beggars) resting, or lazily slouching
-along by the ways, with heavy staves in their hands; and, if you
-suddenly come upon these in a secluded place, very likely you will be
-accosted&mdash;"Master, I be'se hungry&mdash;will ye give me tuppence?" You do
-not like the bearing of the man&mdash;and would not notice him. But you
-observe his face and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span> clutch of his thick stick&mdash;and you hurry to
-hand him a sixpence, and get away! These scamps prowl about, idle,
-ready for mischief, scornful of honest work&mdash;the terror of women and
-children who meet them, unexpectedly, without protection.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes the Iron-roads for Steam-chariots are carried over the
-housetops, in entering towns; sometimes, through long tunnels under
-the houses, or under hills&mdash;and the works in connection with these
-roads are surprising. The Barbarians of the Low-Castes are forced
-to incessant labours, to prevent starvation. These must be greatly
-directed to mines of iron, coal, copper, and tin; and to various things
-made from these, and from wool and cotton. For the fruits of the land
-cannot feed the population. The amount of food which must be brought
-from beyond seas is very great&mdash;and to pay for this, the products of
-industry must be given. Now, other Barbarian tribes make these things
-also, and; having them, do not require the English; in fact, in more
-distant parts, undersell them. From this cause, many are unemployed and
-turned adrift&mdash;they have no land to till; they beg, steal, and starve.
-Should this inability of the English Barbarians increase, there would
-be no sufficient employment for the Low-Castes&mdash;there would not be the
-means of paying for the food required&mdash;and depopulation must ensue! The
-wealth of the High-Caste must shrink&mdash;<i>the English tribe must decline
-in strength</i>!</p>
-
-<p>Many of the High-Caste, already anticipating danger to
-themselves&mdash;fearing not merely loss of revenue, but the savage ferocity
-of starving multitudes&mdash;promote<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span> schemes by which large numbers of the
-poor are shipped off far beyond the great Seas (so that they never
-shall return)&mdash;to starve, or live, as may chance. "England is well rid
-of them!" they say.</p>
-
-<p>In the neighbouring island, Ireland, an actual starvation of the
-people in vast numbers happened a short time since. As in England,
-the poor <i>serfs</i>, tilling the soil and owning none; at <i>the best</i>,
-toiling for the High-Castes for such pittance as would buy the
-cheapest food&mdash;<i>potatoes</i>; when these failed, could buy nothing&mdash;all
-else too dear. <i>These failed, the serfs died</i> by thousands and tens
-of thousands. Not because Ireland was destitute of food; such was
-the abundance that ample stores were actually sold for other and
-distant tribes! but because, in the midst of plenty, the starving were
-powerless to touch it; it was out of <i>their</i> reach&mdash;out of the reach
-of paupers! The potatoes were not&mdash;and they must die. The annals of
-no people record such a depopulation of a fertile land, in the midst
-of peace and plenty&mdash;there is no parallel! A people dying, not from
-idleness, nor unwillingness to work; not from want of food at hand; not
-from the ravages of war, nor pestilence; but from sheer poverty! Yet,
-the English Barbarians boast that no people are so rich, so generous!
-In our own annals are recorded great sufferings from floods, failures
-of crops, and natural causes; where our vast populations have been for
-a time <i>deficient</i> in <i>food</i>; but we have nothing to compare with this
-Barbarian horror!</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Thames</i> is the only considerable river. This flows through the
-greatest of all the cities of the West<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span>&mdash;London. It is an insignificant
-stream&mdash;much less than even the <i>Quang-tun</i>, in our chief Southern
-province.</p>
-
-<p>As it flows through the great city it is, in some places, confined
-by high hewn-stone terraces [kar-tra]. These are truly great works,
-and useful, worthy of a strong people. On the river bank is the vast
-<i>Hall</i> of the Grand Council; with its lofty towers, turrets, clocks,
-and many bells. The architecture is not like anything known to us&mdash;it
-is the <i>Gothic</i>, which I have mentioned elsewhere. Why this style, so
-characteristic and fit in the Temples, is used in this grand Hall, I
-know not; but probably because this barbarous form was that of the old
-Hall, destroyed by fire some time since. And the barbaric stolidity
-sticks to its habit, however inconvenient and unfit. Not far away, may
-be seen the Dome and Towers of a fine Roman-Grecian Temple, clear and
-defined, giving expression to an orderly and trained mind, severe in
-dignity and beauty. But the <i>Gothic</i>, expressing, or trying to express,
-something very different; and, rising in the Temples of a gloomy,
-dark Superstition, to a horrible and unformed shape! With <i>that</i> the
-disorderly brain burdened <i>itself</i> and the river bank&mdash;a pile at once
-wonderful and abortive!</p>
-
-<p>London is very large, perhaps equal to some of our greatest cities. For
-the most part very dirty and grim, and badly built. The river shows its
-great trade&mdash;not inland, but from abroad. You can discern, rising above
-the buildings, the many tall masts of the ships like forests dried up.
-And you will observe the numerous vessels with high chimneys; these
-are the vessels moved<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span> by <i>steam</i>&mdash;and the incredible number of small
-craft. At one point you will remark the tall white towers and the high
-prison walls of stone, erected by the Barbarian chief from the Main
-Land who subdued the English tribes in our dynasty <i>Song</i>, and made
-this huge Castle a stronghold and prison.</p>
-
-<p>Lower down rises, close by the shore, one of the best in style of all
-the Barbarian monuments. It is a fine Palace in carved stone, built,
-after the Roman forms, to perpetuate the remembrance of <i>Victories</i>
-gained over distant tribes. Within are great Paintings of these
-Victories. Terrible scenes of devastation and cruelty; bloody fights
-and dreadful conflagrations, by sea and land; rapine, massacre,
-unbridled fury! These are the most admired of all things by the
-Barbarians&mdash;by the Low-Castes, who are almost entirely the victims,
-as much as by the High. The sight of these kindles their passion for
-bloody force. They <i>Hoorah!</i> with an indescribable <i>yell</i> [zung]
-whenever they wish to show their frantic delight at any exhibition of
-brutal ferocity. This <i>yell</i> is greatly gloried in, and vaunted to be
-far more terrible than that of <i>any other</i> tribe&mdash;that by it <i>alone</i>,
-when raised upon the air by fierce bands, English Barbarians have
-routed armed hosts!</p>
-
-<p>When one is in the narrow seas of the English, very many vessels may
-be seen, and near the coasts fleets of fishing craft. The fishermen
-live in great poverty, in miserable villages by the seaside. They
-use lines and snares, sometimes like ours, but are not so ingenious
-in catching the sea-creatures as are our fishermen. They have never
-trained birds to the work. Their huts<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> are noisome, and their habits
-and dress unclean. They wear a curious cover upon the head, like a
-basin, with a long wide flap behind. This is all besmeared with a
-thick, black oil&mdash;and their clothing is stiff and nasty with the same
-unctuous stuff. The oil is to exclude the sea-spray and wet. Their
-speech is nearly unintelligible to the <i>Literati</i>, though comprehended
-by their own <i>Caste</i>; they are of the lowest&mdash;serfs. Multitudes of
-these rude and unlettered Barbarians perish amid the waves in the
-storms of winter&mdash;being forced to imperil their lives that they may
-live <i>at all</i>. They are quite a feature in some parts, with their
-awkward uncouthness. They are addicted to the grossest superstitions of
-<i>the</i> Superstition. They have many legends about the dark <i>devil-god</i>,
-and swear by <i>him</i> mostly. They seem to think to cheat him&mdash;though they
-cautiously observe those things which may entrap them, and nothing
-would tempt them to put to sea on the <i>devil's day</i>&mdash;Friday. To do so,
-would be to go to the <i>devil's Locker</i> (as they call it) at once! This
-class is similar to the sailor [mat-le-si] known in our ports, and the
-character may therefore be fairly judged. The fisherman, in fact, often
-changes into the ships and goes upon distant voyages.</p>
-
-<p>There are no mountains, only pretty high hills, in the English
-provinces. The loftiest are in the far Northern parts, where are also
-some small lakes. In the winter these loftier ridges of land are
-sometimes white with snow. The inhabitants are savages, having their
-legs naked and bodies wrapped about in loose robes and skins, secured
-by a belt, into which a knife is stuck,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span> and to which a long leather
-pouch is hung. In this pouch they place some dry corn [matze], which,
-with strong wine in a bottle suspended from the neck, enables them to
-live for days. Thus equipped, they descend to the valleys, and drive
-off to their haunts in the rocky hills the cattle of the more civilised
-people of the plains.</p>
-
-<p>The English Barbarians have never conquered these fierce tribes of the
-Northern hills, but have contrived gradually to destroy and to remove
-them. So that, at present, what few remain are quite tamed. A great
-many, in times past, were cunningly betrayed to the English and put to
-the sword; but, in latter days, the <i>head-chiefs</i> have been bought by
-the English, and used to entice their ignorant but devoted serfs to
-enter into the armed bands to be sent beyond seas. By these methods,
-those distant Northern parts have been, in good degree, depopulated and
-made quiet.</p>
-
-<p>The Low-Castes furnish the fierce savages so well known in our
-Celestial Waters as those who live in the great fire-ships.</p>
-
-<p>Now, when the English tribe, being in need of many men for these ships
-(just about to go away to plunder and to fight), determines to have
-them, this follows:&mdash;Strong, brutal men, are paid to watch for the poor
-of the Low-Caste, and seize them. These cruel wretches are armed with
-clubs and swords and small firearms. They are sent into the places
-where the poor and friendless abound, to seize any man whom they think
-they can carry off without much <i>fuss</i> [pung]. The poor cower and hide
-away; but these savage bands hunt<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span> them out, and bear off from wife and
-children, it may be, or from any chance of succour, some unfriended
-man to their dreadful dens. Here they are beaten, or put in irons, or
-otherwise maltreated; or they may have been brutally knocked down when
-captured. When gangs [twi-sz] are collected, the victims are forced
-on board the fire-ships to work in the dark, filthy holes, till,
-completely cowed, they are made to fire the great cannons, and to learn
-the art of sailing and fighting!</p>
-
-<p>Many of these slaves of selfish, cruel force, never see their own
-land again, but are killed in fight, or by accident, or by disease.
-Multitudes sometimes perish by a single disaster. These are, however,
-fortunate. They have escaped the brutal whipping, the loathsome
-diseases, the vile contagions, the inexpressible horrors of a continued
-captivity!</p>
-
-<p>By these <i>press-gangs</i> (so-called) the fire-ships are often supplied
-with victims snatched from the unprotected Low-Castes; and the Upper
-enjoy the idle and luxurious security which they rob from the blood and
-limbs of the friendless and obscure.</p>
-
-<p>This unjust custom, frightful in every aspect, receives the approbation
-and applause of the Barbarians very generally, who say, "Let the
-fellows thank their <i>stars</i> that they can receive the Queen's money
-and fight <i>for</i> her! Then look at the chance for <i>prize</i>!" By <i>prize</i>,
-they mean some pitiful fraction of the plunder taken. The <i>stars</i> are
-referred to, because the Barbarians fancy that everybody is born under
-the influence of some star!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I once noticed a painting, wherein a young man and maiden were
-represented as just leaving a Temple, where they had been married. Both
-were nicely dressed, young and handsome, with roses and <i>nosegays</i>
-[bong-no]. They were walking arm-in-arm, happily engrossed in each
-other, when, from an alley, out springs a black-whiskered <i>bully</i>
-[kob-bo] with drawn cutlass, followed by a band of half-drunken, armed
-wretches, wearing the sea-garb of the Queen; he grasps the young man
-roughly by the collar&mdash;the picture attempts to show the indignant
-surprise of the man, the clinging tenderness, fear, and horror of the
-maid! But more striking to an observing stranger than even these, is
-the merely passing curiosity of the people moving about! The scene to
-them is not so novel. It is merely a <i>press-gang</i> doing its lawful
-work&mdash;if, by chance, a wrong sort of man be seized, it is none of the
-affair of these indifferent passers.</p>
-
-<p>Probably, the picture means to excite some compassionate interest by
-showing how <i>very hard</i> the press-gang system may work!</p>
-
-<p>It would be vain to call the least attention to the matter, if the
-victim were merely a common labourer; even the accessories of wife and
-children would not raise the scene into one of compassion. Nor does the
-representation, for one moment, cause any reflection upon a <i>system</i>
-wherein <i>bullies</i> [kob-toe] are employed to waylay and carry off
-unbefriended and unoffending men, at so much <i>per head</i>! For, besides
-the regular pay, a reward is given for each victim captured!</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">LONDON.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">London</span> is the capital city of the British Empire. This is the style
-assumed by the English when they speak of their whole power. It is a
-curiously constructed empire&mdash;in some respects like that of the old
-Romans, who, however, obtained their domination more directly by valour
-and wisdom&mdash;whereas the English rather by cunning, accident, and fraud.
-I say <i>accident</i>, because the immense regions possessed by virtue of
-discovery come under the term; and the vastest of all their distant
-provinces, that of India, was obtained chiefly by fraud, assisted
-by force. I say <i>curiously</i> constructed, because these Christians
-are content to wring from Heathen subjects their last bit of revenue
-utterly indifferent to the idolatries and to the miseries of the
-people. If the Taxes come in and the wretched Hindoos starve, the main
-thing is to make the money and support 'our magnificent Empire' (as the
-English have it). So the wildest excesses may go on, and the native
-chiefs, who are mere creatures of their distant masters, may oppress
-the poor inhabitants; still, now and ever, the Master demands money;
-this secures the yoke upon the neck of the subjugated, and enables the
-English to make the vast Hindoo world a field where golden<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span> harvests
-are to be reaped. Boasting of liberty at home, there, a tyranny most
-odious is practised without pity. Then, the distant settlements where
-the poor English Barbarians go, to cultivate the lands and to trade
-and plunder, are held in subjection chiefly to give places, with
-large revenues attached, to members of the Aristocracy, who must be
-provided for in some way, as they can do nothing for themselves. So
-this arrangement is very satisfactory, because the stupid Englishman
-abroad is just as devoted to the Upper-Caste and to the Superstition as
-at home, and feels honoured to have a "scion of nobility" foisted upon
-him; and is amply repaid all the cost by the privilege of "cooling his
-heels" in an ante-room of the great man, when he holds his little Court.</p>
-
-<p>The result is, that back upon London flows all the wealth which the
-English Barbarians can contrive to get. Having these distant regions,
-and a greater trade across sea, London has become the greatest mart
-of all the Western tribes. It is, perhaps, as large and populous as
-our Pekin. It is the centre of Authority and of business; not only so,
-but is the Metropolis of all the Christ-worshipping Tribes&mdash;or, as the
-Barbarians phrase it, of <i>Christendom</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The population is 3,500,000, or thereabouts. The bulk of this multitude
-is poor, and a large fraction paupers. Yet the English boast that "it
-is the richest city in the world!"</p>
-
-<p>Most of the streets, courts, and buildings are very mean. In the
-winter, nothing can equal the repulsiveness of the place. To the
-squalor of beggary, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span> meanness of abject poverty, add the darkness
-and smoke; and the conditions seem unfit for human life. The rich shut
-themselves within their houses, drop the heavy draperies over windows,
-stir up the fires, light the flaring flames of the curious gas-lights,
-eat, drink, and sleep&mdash;shutting out from sight and sound that hideous
-<i>outside</i>. This is the time when the wretched in mind and body find
-existence too great a burden, and cast it off with a shriek and a
-rush&mdash;plunging into the river or canal, or dashing beneath the wheels
-of the swift steam-chariots.</p>
-
-<p>At all street-corners one notices the gin and beer shops. These are the
-homes of the poor, who find in them the warmth and comfort which are
-wanting in their domestic haunts. These shops are closed at mid-night,
-when the half or wholly drunken loiterers must straggle off into
-those holes and corners which <i>are</i> their homes. Probably there is no
-feature in barbaric life so curious and so characteristic as this&mdash;this
-Gin-house of the poor. The Government licenses these places, and
-derives a great income. The Upper-Castes fatten upon this very thing.
-What can be said of it&mdash;what done with it?</p>
-
-<p>Another remarkable object in the London streets is the <i>Street Arab</i>.
-This is the name given to it by the Barbarians. But the Arab of Asia
-(if my reading be correct) is nothing like this creature. The London
-Arab is of the degraded and thieving class&mdash;the very sediment&mdash;but
-not yet fully weighted! In years a youth, but in feeling a ravening,
-sharp, adroit animal, quickened by the exercise of every instinct, and
-cool and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span> expert from constant habit. He dodges in and out from under
-the heads of horses and the wheels of vehicles; mounts a lamp-post, or
-anything by which he may get a sight; seizes the bundle which you may
-have in hand; touches his uncombed front locks of hair, "Please, Sir,
-le' me carry it, Sir;" and trots before you, happy if he get twopence.
-Nobody knows where he sleeps, or eats, nor how he lives, at all. I
-have suddenly come upon two or more of them, when resting upon an iron
-grating. Their naked feet and heads, their thin limbs hung about with
-dirty rags, and their teeth chattering with cold&mdash;but never a word of
-complaint&mdash;no seeming thought of anything hard or uncommon. These iron
-bars cover, sometimes, an area below, into which the warm, moist air
-of kitchens comes, and rises through the gratings, loaded with the
-smell of cookery. Upon these bars will huddle together these half-naked
-and starved outcasts, happy in the partial warmth, and a hope of
-food&mdash;for, if only a bone, or a bit of that steaming soup could by any
-chance be theirs! Poor girls, of this wretchedness born, shivering
-upon the wintry swept corners, timidly offer you matches [kin-fue],
-"Please, Sir, buy"&mdash;and will run along by your side, if you give them a
-half-glance, begging you for pity to buy. Human misery finds no greater
-examples, nor any form of degradation deeper depths, than the lowest
-class of London&mdash;nor of London only, but of all the great towns.</p>
-
-<p>This degradation takes on every shape of misery and shame. Crime of
-every kind breeds in it&mdash;disease, despair, and death! Is it inseparable
-from human ex<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span>istence&mdash;must excellence in humanity be only for the few?</p>
-
-<p>London has for Misery its Charities&mdash;for Crime its vast Stone prisons.
-The latter are more accessible, and, for the offences of mere poverty,
-quite as desirable. Pauperism detests the alms-house&mdash;it hates
-subordination; and will, sometimes, starve before it seeks the bread
-of scornful wealth. Extreme indigence hardens&mdash;softness is turned to
-stone&mdash;human instinct feels wronged. "I wish work and pay, not idleness
-and pauper-bread." The cruel thing with the poor is, that at <i>first</i>,
-there is not debasement. Work is sought&mdash;but, continued inability to
-find work and honest bread, leads in the bad demon&mdash;which loves not,
-cares not, feels not&mdash;renders inhuman.</p>
-
-<p>In walking the streets one feels the cold nature of the English
-Barbarians&mdash;one sees its exhibition everywhere. It is intensified by
-Caste divisions: there is no real sympathy. An Englishman shows in the
-streets, and in all public places, the indifference of a brute. Nothing
-moves him, nothing makes him laugh, smile, or give any sign of emotion.
-In sports, nominally sportive, there is nothing of gaiety&mdash;only with
-the Low-Castes very coarse and rough brutishness; and with the Upper
-a repulsive cynicism. This mood gives to the life of the streets no
-pleasing animation&mdash;only, at best, mere animal movement, as if each
-beast was intent upon his own particular hunger. At the Play there is
-no show of genuine enjoyment&mdash;and the dance (somebody said to me once)
-might be a dance of Death, so far as any lively pleasure appears.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The <i>Hansom Cab</i>&mdash;of which there are thousands&mdash;is a singular and
-characteristic thing. It is a vehicle of two wheels, drawn by one
-horse, and carries two passengers. The Barbarians, intent upon gain,
-allow the driver to urge his horse at speed through the crowded
-streets, giving no other warning than <i>hi-hi</i>! Everybody must look out
-<i>at his own peril</i>; for life and limb are unimportant compared with
-speed in business. One would not credit this&mdash;but as I have been nearly
-run over by these drivers more than once, not hearing the <i>hi-hi</i>! I
-can vouch for the existence of these privileged vehicles. The use of
-them is based upon the same rule, which allows of so many other things,
-to us inhuman or unjust&mdash;to say&mdash;that 'the convenience of trade' is
-paramount to trifling risks of life, limb, or soundness of abstract
-morality.</p>
-
-<p>Another public chariot for passengers is the <i>Omnibus</i>. These are very
-numerous on the great thoroughfares. It is drawn by two horses, and
-will hold twelve or more inside and fourteen outside, upon the top.
-These are licensed by the law, and convey people a long distance for
-a small sum. The name is from the Roman, and means a bus (kiss) for
-all&mdash;a ridiculous term for which I can give no explanation, unless,
-as women and men ride in them promiscuously, some of the sly and
-coarse humour of the Barbarians may be meant. I refer, however, to the
-carriage, to give an illustration of street life, and of the English
-bearishness [che-liftze]. I have seen women and children waiting at a
-corner in the mud and rain, for the <i>'Bus</i>, and when it has stopped, I
-have seen men rudely elbow themselves to the front<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span> and enter upon the
-unoccupied seats, leaving the women to the inclemency of winter, or to
-the rain and sleet. And these not the <i>Roughs</i>, but gentlemen. This,
-too, one would scarcely believe, if one did not see.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>police</i> [ki-ti] of London is noted for its stupidity; its
-members are the perpetual <i>butt</i> [la-phe] of farces and plays in the
-Theatres. Yet the liberty and the good name of the citizens are at
-their mercy. If a stranger be hustled and mobbed, it will be well for
-him to get out of the affair without any call for the police, for if
-one of these should come up, he will be as likely to pounce upon the
-innocent and injured as upon the wrong-doer. And he likes to make his
-<i>arrest</i> appear guilty before the magistrate&mdash;<i>he</i> is not mistaken.
-In selecting policemen, rather strength of body than any moral or
-mental qualification is looked for. And the theory seems to be that
-one cannot afford to pay for intelligent men, where merely the liberty
-and good name of the individual is concerned. Here again, "better that
-the particular person should suffer than that too much money should be
-paid;" especially as the Police are not likely to be <i>hard</i> upon the
-upper-Castes. To these they can be conveniently deaf, dumb, and blind.</p>
-
-<p>One wonders, looking along the interminable extent of mean streets,
-to see the endless shops. It looks as if everybody had something to
-sell; and where the buyers can be who knows? You may watch some of
-these places for hours, and you will not see a soul enter or depart.
-Look in, and very likely some old man or woman is drowsing away, if in
-summer time, behind a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span> paltry litter of old stuffs, the whole not worth
-a year's living; or, if in winter, half-perishing with cold, waiting
-for customers who never come. And these waifs [dri-tze] of a forgotten
-trade linger on, in old age, eating hungrily the husks of former
-traffic, which new ways have destroyed. London is an enormous shop with
-a West End of dwellings; these, however, not by any means shopless. It
-is a marvel. Thousands and thousands of mean shops, yet supporting the
-tens of thousands which live by them. One asks how any fair profit can
-do this. You will see a display of rusty goods, of tawdry ornaments, of
-dirty books, of mere rubbish; and if you venture inside you will hurry
-out again. The creatures inside are as unattractive as the wares. Do
-you believe these are places of honest dealing?</p>
-
-<p>But in what are called respectable tradesmen's houses, profits must
-be little short of plunder&mdash;the business is so small. Yet the English
-Barbarians, of certain classes, seem to take to this mode of living
-upon the community with a hawk-like keenness. The difference between
-the price of an article of food, whether bought first hands, or after
-it has passed through these intermediaries, is a difference as of
-one-half to the whole&mdash;that is, the price is doubled!</p>
-
-<p>These petty tradesmen glean their livings from the poor, who cannot
-help themselves; but, in truth, the common feeling is on all hands,
-"Let us plunder, and be plundered." It is merely a question of securing
-a good share.</p>
-
-<p>London, therefore, not wanting in a certain air of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span> greatness in
-some parts, really expresses very clearly the traits of the English
-Barbarians. It is gloomy, morose, huckstering, repulsive. Huge it is,
-like the English barbaric power; but incoherent, uninformed, unlovely,
-without the beauty of refinement.</p>
-
-<p>Still, in the purpose of the Sovereign Lord, one may guess the use of
-this great centre of barbaric influence&mdash;it is to beat down the distant
-and worse tribes beyond the great seas. As one sort of predatory
-creature devours another, so these Barbarians destroy worse types
-of men than themselves, and prepare the way for human advancement.
-Whether, however, they shall themselves ever emerge into a noble life,
-is a curious inquiry.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>West End</i> is that part where the High-Castes reside when in the
-Metropolis. It is the seat of Palaces, of Courts, of better built
-streets, and of the best Parks and ornamental grounds. Here the
-Theatres and revelries are; the great dinners, the Routs, the Dances,
-and the stir of High life. Here, in the Parks, the grand dames air
-themselves, their poodles, and servants. Here, on horseback, they
-astonish onlookers by the display of figure, and, on foot, by a show
-of head-dress and draperies, and bright eyes and fashionable forms.
-Luxury, idleness, show, frivolity, mock the wretchedness which despairs
-and dies, or robs and cheats in not distant back slums [gna-zti].
-Still, along these costly rows of equipages and richly-attired women
-and men, on whose persons may be single gems which would give bread to
-thousands, one looks in vain for what would give a human and pleasing
-touch. If you<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span> see a lovely face, it might as well be at a funeral. The
-whole spectacle is cold and lifeless; the horses only have animation,
-and they are kept down to the tamest possible step. The world cannot
-show finer animals, nor wealthier owners, nor more luxurious idlers,
-nor more unattractive human beings. Joy is unknown, and any touch
-of natural sentiment, along the long line of devotees of wearisome
-Time-killers, may be looked for in vain.</p>
-
-<p>When I first walked about the streets, I found myself the victim of
-Barbarian insolence. My dress attracted rude notice, and I soon adopted
-the common garb. This, however, only partially removed observation&mdash;for
-my features were different. However, a longer use accustomed me to
-rudeness, and enabled me to let it pass unnoticed. One part of the
-town, particularly, appeared to be infested with women, who accosted
-me and insisted upon walking with me. I could not for some time
-understand this; but since, I have been informed. The neighbourhood
-of the Theatres&mdash;in fact, many parts of the West End&mdash;are the haunts
-of these poor creatures, many of whom seem to be but little more than
-children. On one occasion a well-dressed young girl, as I was leaving
-the Play, smilingly spoke to me, and asked the time! I took out my
-watch, which was worn in my fob, and holding it up to the gaslight to
-see the hour, it was snatched from my hand. I merely caught sight of
-a person vanishing round a corner. The girl exclaimed, "What a pity,"
-and put her hand gently on my arm. I, however, moved away quickly; but
-all trace of watch and robber was gone, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span> the young woman too! This
-would not happen to me now. I did not then know of the state of things
-in the <i>centre of Christendom</i>! Of course I was robbed on several
-occasions, and in many ways, and shortly found that I must look upon
-everybody as a rascal, as the English do.</p>
-
-<p>But perhaps there is nothing in London so exasperating as the
-<i>Lodging-house keeper</i>. This is a creature not unknown to other
-regions, but reserved for its most perfect and exquisite finish for the
-Metropolis of the World (as the English like to call London).</p>
-
-<p>This being starves you, freezes you, cheats you, waits upon you, steals
-from you, lies to you, flatters you, and backbites you; reads your
-private papers, has keys for all your boxes and drawers, and a complete
-inventory of all your effects. She chooses from your handkerchiefs,
-smoothes her hair with your brushes, scents it with your perfumes,
-"makes herself beautiful" at your toilet. She examines your boots, and
-finds a pair which you "will never miss," for her <i>James</i>. She brushes
-your trowsers, and takes care of any loose change. She waits at your
-table, counts the oranges, and thinks she will try one.</p>
-
-<p>When you ask for that <i>pie</i>, she has given it to the dog&mdash;"I thought
-you were done with it, Sir." She cracks a window pane, and charges it
-to you in the bill. She eats your bread, drinks your beer, <i>tastes</i>
-your wine; and charges you a shilling for a pinch of salt. She demands
-pay for coals you have not burned, and for gas you have not used. She
-gives you sheets that are worn out, and makes you pay the price of new
-when you stick your<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span> toes through them. She demands the <i>wash</i> for
-coverings which you have not soiled, and for <i>tidys</i> that were never
-tidy. She has a lot of cracked cheap glasses and crockery, which she
-makes you pay "for cracking, Sir"&mdash;as she has already made others many
-times before. In truth, these are invaluable to her&mdash;"she get new ones,
-not she"! (as she says to her drudge of all work).</p>
-
-<p>You pay for clean table-linen and towels weekly (and weakly)&mdash;but if
-you ask for a fresh table-cloth, "I have a friend to dine"&mdash;you get
-it, and a charge for it <i>extra</i>. If you intimate that you <i>could</i> not
-have had "so much butter"&mdash;you are reminded that you are speaking to a
-lady, who has been accustomed to have <i>gentlemen</i> in her rooms!</p>
-
-<p>You sleep on "hobbles," and are blotched in a curious manner. You hint
-to the servant that you have seen <i>something</i> as well as felt; but
-"nothing of that sort was ever in my house." At last, when you find it
-quite impossible to satisfy the ever-increasing rapacity, you "think
-you will leave." You are very forcibly reminded that you are bound to
-"a month's notice, Sir." And, happy to get off any way, this you waive
-and pay for. Nor do you flinch when, on exhibiting the final account,
-"my lady" has recorded a list of casualties, very startling:&mdash;</p>
-
-<table summary="Account" width="55%">
-<tr><td></td><td>(Mental notes:&mdash;)</td></tr>
-<tr><td>Towel-horse broken</td> <td>always broken.</td></tr>
-<tr><td>Chair-back ditto</td> <td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ditto.</td></tr>
-<tr><td>Door-plate cracked</td> <td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ditto.</td></tr>
-<tr><td>Table-cover stained</td> <td>old.</td></tr>
-<tr><td>Carpet ditto </td><td>old, worthless.</td></tr>
-<tr><td><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>Walls injured by boxes</td> <td>old, knocks.</td></tr>
-<tr><td>Candlestick broken</td> <td>servant.</td></tr>
-<tr><td>Postages, and servant for letters</td> <td>(paid).</td></tr>
-<tr><td colspan="2">Blacking, salt, and pepper (omitted and always charged).</td></tr>
-<tr><td colspan="2">Wash of coverings, toilets, and counterpanes.</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>You glance at the foot, pay it. You think all is done. But "my lady"
-expects a "slight gratuity, Sir; not for myself, of course, but for
-Nancy!" I should add that this harpy is a devotee, and is as punctual
-at prayers as at prey!</p>
-
-<p>One, however, soon finds a change of place is no change of fate. The
-pickings and stealings may take a little different form, but the result
-is the same. The only thing is, to get for your money cleanliness and
-comfort; estimate the whole cost, and consider the plunder a part of
-it&mdash;for you will not escape. The <i>Lodging House</i> is only typical. All
-are preyed upon and prey upon. It is the rule of barbaric life, and
-<i>Caste</i> makes it inevitable. The low think it no robbery to get a share
-of the plunder enjoyed by the rich. There is, in the general state of
-things, a rough instinct of justice in it&mdash;only innocent people also
-suffer.</p>
-
-<p>If you live in one of the huge buildings called Hotels, you are no
-better off. Here, every mouthful is counted; you cannot breathe (so to
-say) without paying for it. If a waiter look at you, he will expect a
-<i>gratuity</i> [<i>ti-tin</i>].</p>
-
-<p>After you have paid everything which an experienced and greedy
-ingenuity can think of, as you are about to leave, the servants will
-obsequiously open and stand at doors, hold and brush your hat (already
-<i>brushed</i> bare), catch up some trifle, and generally get in your way,
-to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span> force gratuities out of your good-nature. If you, at length, reach
-the vehicle called for you, before you can open the door of it, up
-will start, as from the ground, a miserable creature, who intercepts
-your motion, adroitly opening the door for you, and then, when you are
-seated, stands staring directly into your face, with his hand still on
-the door-handle, awaiting a gratuity. You have buttoned up your coat,
-your gloves are on, it is cold; but you cannot refuse the demand.</p>
-
-<p>You are finally off; you arrive at your new quarters. Before you can
-wink, up starts a first cousin [tw-in-ti] of him who has just stared
-at you, who, in his turn, seizes hold of the door-handle, and shows
-in every motion that he has seized you too, at least to the extent of
-<i>sixpence</i>. You step out; he touches his hair (he has no hat); you try
-not to see him; but impossible&mdash;the pennies must come.</p>
-
-<p>But why attempt to delineate these endless methods of prey. The poor
-wretches who live by these miserable shifts are innumerable and
-everywhere. One does not begrudge the <i>pennies</i>, but detests the
-nuisance, and the debasement which it demonstrates.</p>
-
-<p>London is an undesirable place of residence, unless for the rich, and
-to them only for a few months in the year. But it is full of objects of
-study to him who cares to know anything of barbaric life, or who wishes
-to investigate the records and literature of the Western tribes.</p>
-
-<p>All great cities are much alike; it is the different aspect of human
-life which is the noticeable thing. Unless, on the whole, a great city
-exhibits humanity in a pleasing condition, it is a failure, however
-rich it may<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span> be. London, which was described one hundred and fifty
-years ago as a "Province of Houses," certainly contains an immense
-population bare of attractive features. No doubt much must be put down
-to climate and fuel. The former is foggy, cold, dark, and disheartening
-for the larger part of the year; and the latter, by its foul gas
-[ptrut] and smoke, makes the fog and cloudy air so obscure as to give
-an unearthly gloom. The poor feel not only the gnawing of hunger but
-the nipping frost, unrelieved by any smiles in earth or sky. The mud of
-the streets is like a nasty grease, and one walks or crosses the ways
-in terror of befoulment. The clothes and the face are exposed not only
-to this, but also to the defiling smoke which drops a steady drizzle
-[kri-tze] of black atoms upon everything.</p>
-
-<p>Poor shivering creatures&mdash;men, women, and children&mdash;are at street
-crossings and other places, incessantly sweeping away so much of the
-mud as may enable pedestrians to pass with less weight of nastiness
-to boots or skirts. These, often very old, or lame, or half-starved
-and ragged, piteously expect a penny. I have often watched the little
-girl or boy, or old tottering man, and seen the hurrying passers, on
-and on, the stream ceaseless, yet have rarely seen a single penny
-given. I have sometimes put in my outside pocket some copper coins
-to have at hand; and when I have given to one of these sweepers, the
-thanking look was well worth the petty trouble; it also showed clearly
-that the gift was not too common. How these victims of poverty live,
-where they cover their misery from the wintry cold, I cannot guess. I
-used to notice one very<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span> old and almost imbecile who swept at a place
-where I crossed frequently. He would stand motionless under a thick,
-scrubby tree which stood just at the corner of the streets, clinging
-to its shelter, slight as it was, for protection from wind and rain,
-and barely touching his head with his finger with a bow when people
-passed. Occasionally, slowly, and with limbs stiff and back hardly bent
-to toil, grubbing across the way with his muddy broom, but never giving
-other sign of vitality. I missed his silent figure one day; another
-wretch had stepped into his heritage, [qua-ti] and stood beneath the
-scrubby tree&mdash;the old, silent, patient sufferer had found a pauper's
-grave at last.</p>
-
-<p>Akin to these (indeed cousins-german) are the old creatures who sit
-at street corners, or by the way-sides, selling trifles, which nobody
-buys. Through the long, cold days, huddled into a heap, and looking
-like a pile of rags with a red face a-top, motionless, will one of
-these sit, bleering and winking with rheumy eyes at the juiceless
-fruit, or handful of nuts, or ancient cakes, or nasty sweets, displayed
-upon her little board. If by chance you happen to curiously turn your
-eyes upon this strange object, some start of vitality appears, but
-vanishes as you pass on. Who buys, who eats; what can possibly come of
-this strange traffic? Yet you will see these human things, day after
-day, sitting, one would think, despairingly, awaiting the buyers who
-never come. How fine a thing it would be for the idle rich, who like a
-new sensation, to go about the streets, accompanied by a servant, and
-buy of these patient crones [ko-tse] a good part of their daily store!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>When I first walked about the great places of the city, I was surprised
-to see very many miserable men punished (as I supposed) by the
-<i>Cangue</i>. They had suspended to their necks two boards, one in front
-and one behind. Upon these were curious devices. Horses, women, great
-fires burning, ships blowing up, and the like. Perpetually walking
-to and fro, just to the measured distance, and never once sitting
-down, never once speaking, nor being spoken to, these creatures, thus
-accoutred, walked dismally right in the garbage of the gutters. No one,
-by any chance, ever noticed them, nor by any chance did they ever do
-other than, with slow and limping gait, keep up the march of doleful
-dismalness! For long I puzzled over these ragged apparitions; after
-many moons I found that they were merely stalking advertisements!
-[muun-shi].</p>
-
-<p>I might give many other illustrations of life in London, differing
-from what is known to us. The human dregs are truly dreadful. Their
-haunts are indescribable. Many settle upon the oozy and slimy river
-bank, when the tide is out, seeking anything which perchance may
-have been washed up. Wading in a filth which covers the feet and
-befouls the whole tattered creature, this being, nicknamed <i>mud-lark</i>
-[pho-ul-sti], becomes an outcast to all decency. Others prowl about
-the ash-heaps, and sift and pick over any heaps of rubbish, carefully
-gathering from garbage, bones, rags, anything which can give the merest
-pittance. It must be certain that human degradation can go no deeper
-when to debasing and starving poverty is added drunkenness, loathsome
-brutality, violence, and crime.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Possibly the greatest city of the Barbarians is not worse than the
-worst of some portions of a great city with us; nor should I refer
-emphatically to the wretchedness of London were it not for the boastful
-ignorance manifested by Barbarian writers and literati. These always
-speak of the prëeminence of English civilization&mdash;of the grand and
-humanizing influence of their true religion&mdash;of the wealth, the
-liberty, and the happiness of the people! No other tribe is so humane,
-so just, so brave, so wise, so free, so prosperous, so contented and
-happy!</p>
-
-<p>In the face of these declarations, which are to be met with on all
-sides, London is a marvel! Nor London only, other cities are more
-marvellous; one wonders what the standard must be, by which is tested
-this boasted prëeminence. If by <i>other</i> Western Barbarian life, and
-compared to that, truly superior, then what must be the condition at
-large of the Western tribes?</p>
-
-<p>There is a nuisance common enough with us about the streets; and in
-London it takes every shape. I mean street music. Besides the troops,
-which infest public places, startling you with a crashing outburst
-of noise from many brass instruments, there are mendicants, of all
-ages and both sexes. The halt, the blind, come singing in the most
-doleful manner, unaccompanied; and others making the night hideous with
-squeaking wind-pipes, or noisy things of some sort. After annoying you
-for a long time, one of these will perhaps boldly knock at your door,
-and demand a gratuity. Some of these creatures blacken themselves, and
-appear in the courts and squares singing and playing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span> not too decently.
-Some poor woman, with babes in a kind of basket pushed along on wheels,
-will try to gain sympathy and pennies by screaming out some woful
-strain which nobody comprehends, and which grates upon the ear like
-rasping iron. Sometimes a miserable wretch, shivering with cold, will
-stand before the bright, warm doors of a drinking place, and sing his
-feeble note of woe. The most dreadful objects will be those horribly
-deformed, who, crooked and distorted out of human shape contrive to get
-along in some strange device of wagon, pushed by their own stumps of
-hands or feet. Generally these affect to play upon something, no matter
-what, and drag on an existence too wretched to think of.</p>
-
-<p>But why dwell upon these lowest strata of human existence. It shows
-out on all hands. Among the gilded idlers of the West End, on the
-very porticoes of grand Temples. Luxury and pride drive, with mien
-unconscious of human want and woe; unconscious of "the common lot"
-awaiting all; almost over the very bodies of these to whom life is so
-deep a darkness.</p>
-
-<p>London in its sparkling splendours laughs and makes merry. Within
-its great Parks, in the summer months, musical birds make the air
-melodious, and flowering shrubs, and fine trees and verdure, give
-beauty and rest to thousands of the poor&mdash;but not to the lowest. These
-slink away into the fouler haunts, or spread themselves over the
-green country, seeking new sources of pitiful gain! In the mid-summer
-the best of London looks almost cheerful; and a sky more pure, and a
-sun-light which, though not brilliant, <i>is</i> soft and warm, render<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span> life
-tolerable to the poor. For the rich and idle, they go out of the City
-and leave it, as they say, <i>empty</i>&mdash;for those who remain are <i>nobodies</i>
-[cham-tsi]. Yes, the millions left to toil are nothing. Still, the
-magnificence of the High-Caste flowers immediately upon that toiling
-mass&mdash;from <i>it</i> grows all the spreading splendour which regards it not.
-The glowing flame cares nothing for the black coal; nor is the money
-soiled which passes through the hands of despised indigence. London gay
-and brilliant, glows and glitters upon its dung-heap&mdash;as a luminous
-vapour flashes and flits over a putrescent carcass.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps one should not be too critical, nor expect other than these
-inconsistencies in humanity. Misery will be largely its <i>own</i> cause.
-Great populations do not herd together without shocking inequalities
-of condition; yet, the reflection will arise, Is not the <i>boast</i> of
-refinement and civilization too much for patience&mdash;would not humility
-be better? The boast means self-content&mdash;humility would mean a steady
-work for improvement. One sees not, nor really cares to see; the other
-sees and feels, and wishes to remove what gives a sense of humiliation
-and of pain.</p>
-
-<p>Splendid London may disregard the blackness of the East End (as the
-poorest quarter is called), and think itself a good <i>Christian</i> to
-shun it as a place of horror; but, to my <i>pagan</i> wisdom, it seems
-indispensable to devote that money and energy to the civilization of
-the English Barbarians, which is now sent to "<i>the benighted heathen</i>."
-These, no doubt, have the poor and the degraded, the black spots of
-moral imbecility; nor would one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span> object to any really benevolent
-enterprise, though not too rational. But the missionary [kan-te]
-spirit rises so distinctly from an ignorant self-sufficiency and
-blindness, a merely superstitious notion of a thing to be done as any
-rite or ceremony is to be done&mdash;<i>for the good of the doer</i>&mdash;that it
-is impossible to have much respect for it. Then, too, the whole thing
-shapes into a machine, by the working of which men are to live and get
-honours and places. If a truly grand benevolence moved the people, it
-would be impossible to overlook <i>the Heathen at home</i>.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-
-<p class="ph2"><a name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV">CHAPTER XIV.</a></p>
-
-<p class="center">SOME GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">It</span> is the business of a wise man (as our illustrious <i>Confutzi</i>
-and <i>Menzi</i> say) to seek the <i>conditions</i> of the visible forms of
-things&mdash;whether the things be those which we see, or only those which
-take form in the mind. The conditions are what the Barbarians call
-<i>laws</i>. We see that the use of a certain earth will enrich some soils,
-and impoverish others; we examine into the cause; we try to discover
-the conditions which make this difference. We know that, generally and
-broadly, the elements are the same, but they are differently combined.
-The Western Barbarians are of the same race with ourselves&mdash;inherently
-the general nature is the same. What difference of combination of
-similar elements has produced results so dissimilar?</p>
-
-<p>In the mighty East, where civilization goes back into the most distant
-and dim antiquity, <i>the laws</i> which underlie organized governments
-and customs, and which give form and life to communities, are very
-different, and sometimes antagonistic. It is certain, therefore, that
-man, really the same everywhere, has, in the course of ages, evolved
-from his own and surrounding nature very different forms of social
-life in the East and in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span> West. Man and nature radically the same,
-have, in different conditions, grown and put forth very dissimilar
-shapes of growth. The tree and the fruit are rooted in similar soil,
-have grown in similar air, sun, and rain. Even the trees are not wholly
-unlike, nor the fruit; yet, most unlike, when duly considered; and,
-when regarded with a view to usefulness and to perpetuation, <i>one</i> may
-demand the axe, and the <i>other</i> only the nice pruning-knife [quin-tse].
-But a difference so great implies a different seed-germ&mdash;not
-necessarily; for, from the same germ, one may have a bitter, even a
-poisonous fruit, which finer culture can make sweet and healthful.</p>
-
-<p>If we assume, then, the same germ, whence so great diversity? In my
-poor mind, when, among the Barbarians, sad and bewildered by the
-disorder, confusion, and complexity, this question tediously presented
-itself&mdash;"Is man a creature of chance&mdash;is there no perfect rule?" I
-would say, "Is his <i>growth</i> fortuitous like plants, beginning with
-similar germs and yet dissimilar&mdash;so, growing according to the hidden
-differences and the differing circumstances? Is there no common
-standard&mdash;no fixed measure&mdash;no absolute truth?" But, in my poor
-thought, I also said, "The Sovereign Lord lives in his children, and
-moral truth (<i>divine illumination</i>) must be. <i>It is simply true</i>,
-and can be no other. Human <i>forms</i> of social being must be measured
-by it; and, however complexed and confused, <i>are so measured</i>, and
-will not long exist if radically inconsistent. Yet these forms may be
-bad without being wholly rootless, and grow <i>deformed</i>, strange, and
-noxious."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>In looking upon the disorderly and complex features of Barbarian
-life, two things prominently strike my poor mind. One is, <i>a restless
-activity</i>, accompanied with love of personal distinction and admiration
-of strength. The other, is the singular <i>position of women</i>. To the
-former, may be charged the selfish greed, the callous indifference, the
-delight in forays and plunder.</p>
-
-<p>To the latter, that aspect of dissolute disorder, that curious
-complexity of ideas and principles, which render the whole Barbarian
-Society a marvel&mdash;I liked to have said <i>a disgust</i>&mdash;to one unaccustomed
-to it.</p>
-
-<p>The position of women, as it affects <i>the family</i>, no doubt has an
-all-pervading influence&mdash;if that position be wrong, we have, at once, a
-grand source of evil.</p>
-
-<p>How far the <i>great Superstition</i>, super-imposed upon the <i>olden</i>
-Idolatry (dark and cruel) may have deepened the shades of Barbaric
-nature, and strengthened its old admiration of force and rapine, may be
-only surmised. Certain it is that the Jewish <i>Jah</i> is not unlike the
-<i>Odin</i> of these tribes; and (as I have said) the gentle Christ-god,
-himself a Jew worshipper of Jah, has been received only as subordinate;
-in fact, a <i>Sacrifice</i> by <i>Jah</i> made to himself to appease himself! A
-character, in fine, not <i>strong enough</i> for these fierce tribes.</p>
-
-<p>We have the <i>government and the family</i> resting upon a different
-basis in the West from what they rest upon in the East. In the West,
-it is difficult to say if there be <i>any rule</i> upon which either
-securely reposes. In the East, the <i>rule</i> is as clear, and as clearly
-recognized, and as undoubtedly <i>obeyed</i>, as <i>any</i> rule can be. The
-existence of the Sovereign Lord is not more certainly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span> admitted, and
-his authority not more implicitly submitted to. This is the rule of
-<span class="smcap">Obedience</span>.</p>
-
-<p>But aside from principles which control comprehensive forms, like the
-Family and Government, there are secondary growths, usages (perhaps not
-referable to any marked rule), which have had powerful influence. For
-instance, the mode of trying persons suspected of Crime, appears to my
-poor mind to be very fantastic and irrational. The Barbarians, however,
-boast of the superiority of their way over all other tribes, ancient or
-modern.</p>
-
-<p>When a crime has been committed, and some one, suspected, has been
-arrested, he is brought before a Judge, whose duty it is to see if
-there be good reasons for the arrest. The very first thing, we should
-think, would be to ask the accused to give any explanation he may
-wish. Not at all; he is told to say <i>nothing</i>; for if he do it will be
-recorded and may go to <i>his hurt</i>. How to his hurt unless he be guilty?
-How it may be that the accused could, at once, explain everything&mdash;but
-no&mdash;the officers who have made the arrest wish to work out a <i>theory</i>
-of their own; and the Judge, listening to these officers, who are
-uneducated, rude, and often at work for a large prize, commits the
-accused to prison to be tried over again, really, at a future day,
-by some other Judge. Meantime everybody who, upon the theory of the
-officers, is imagined to know anything, is ordered to give security
-that they will appear at the next trial, and say what they know. And
-if a witness cannot give this security (frequently the case with the
-poor), he is also thrust into prison. In<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span> this manner persons, who have
-been so unfortunate as to be fixed upon by these ignorant officers, are
-treated like the accused, and put to great inconvenience and sometimes
-suffering, either in themselves, or their families, or affairs. This
-goes on&mdash;the next trial is postponed, delay after delay, whilst the
-officers are working out <i>their theory</i>; and finally the accused is
-discharged and the witnesses also, the whole disgraceful proceeding
-being a <i>blunder</i>, in which innocent people have been punished as
-<i>criminal</i>, and the <i>Criminal</i> has <i>escaped</i>! A natural and simple
-examination of the accused, when first brought before the Judge, would
-have saved all this loss, suffering, and shame! Such an absurdity can
-only be to the advantage of the guilty!</p>
-
-<p>A man may be caught under circumstances of guilt so certain that there
-is no <i>rational</i> hypothesis of innocence. Yet, with the very blood and
-property of the murdered perhaps upon him, surprised, red-handed in
-the very act, he will be treated as if he were merely <i>suspect</i>; <i>will
-be cautioned to say nothing</i>; will have every chance and opportunity
-to escape by reason of the unaccountable mode of procedure. For he is
-still innocent. Such is the hypothesis; and disregarding the obvious
-and simple way of asking for an explanation consistent with innocence
-(when guilt would be doubly manifest), the other ridiculous hypothesis
-is maintained, if possible, and the whole community and many innocent
-people are afflicted and tortured with the most minute and painful
-investigations (having perhaps no sort of relation to the matter), to
-see if some doubt may not arise<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span> <i>somehow</i>, not as to the guilt, but as
-to some parts of the case as <i>imagined</i> to be!</p>
-
-<p>Thus, <i>theories</i> of guilt are to be established when the fact is
-<i>patent</i>, if one will simply look at the proofs immediately at hand!</p>
-
-<p>In this case just supposed, too, there is no trial at all of the <i>man</i>
-so clearly seen to be guilty. Twelve men are convened by a sort of
-inferior Judge, first to see how the dead man came to be dead&mdash;it is
-certain as anything can well be! Yet this kind of Court must go through
-the long, tedious, and painful inquiry, <i>how</i> the man died. Witnesses
-are dragged from home, from their pursuits, ruined may be; the whole
-community horrified, and the twelve men kept from home and business,
-and shocked by the most disgusting examinations of the dead! This whole
-process seems rather designed to give fees and business to the petty
-Judge and officers who compose this singular tribunal.</p>
-
-<p>But when this <i>sham</i> Court has got through, the accused meantime, and
-the witnesses, are still awaiting the real inquiry, which may be put
-off for many weeks.</p>
-
-<p>When, after tedious delays, <i>twenty-four</i> petty judges, assisted by
-an officer, having made up their minds to formally charge the accused
-with the crime, he is brought before a Judge, who is now for the
-first time to really try the man, another curious thing occurs. The
-Judge is not trusted alone to proceed&mdash;he must have twelve little
-Judges, and several Lawyers, to assist him. The little judges are
-the <span class="smcap">Jury</span>, not selected for knowledge nor excellency, but
-any twelve men who can be readily got. Generally they are very poor
-re<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span>preservatives of even the average wisdom and morality. They know
-nothing of law, nor of the Court, nor are they in the least competent
-to undergo the complex, tedious, and artificial <i>trial</i> to which they
-are about to be put, as well as the accused. However, the business of
-these twelve is <i>not</i> to look directly at the man and at the clear
-evidence against him&mdash;which might be within even their competency&mdash;but
-they are sworn upon the <i>Sacred Writings and by Jah</i> (under severe
-penalties) to try the accused according <i>to the Law and the evidence</i>.
-Now, the Lawyers and the Judge determine as to the law, and the twelve
-men must obey them as to <i>that</i>&mdash;the twelve, however, are to determine
-as to the evidence. This means&mdash;they are to see and hear the witnesses,
-examine the objects of proof (which may take many days); keep all the
-statements, conflicting, confused, or other; hear all that the Lawyers
-may say; watch the demeanour of the witnesses, and of the accused&mdash;and
-they must take the <i>Case</i> as presented and offered to them, however
-absurd much of it may be&mdash;and, finally, after all, they are not to take
-<i>this Evidence</i> (as it is called) to judge it for <i>themselves</i>&mdash;no,
-they must take it <i>under the direction of the Judge</i>. They are sworn
-<i>to try</i> according to the Law and the evidence; but <i>evidence</i> means
-<i>legal</i> evidence! and the Judge (aided by the Lawyers) directs the
-twelve men as to what is <i>evidence</i>. Under these conditions, one may
-judge as to the usefulness of this Jury&mdash;unless as a contrivance for
-the torturing of the innocent and the clearing of the guilty!</p>
-
-<p>I was present and examined this matter&mdash;for from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span> the common boast of
-this excellent Jury-mode of <i>trial</i>, I wished to see with my own mind.</p>
-
-<p>At length, the twelve men being confined, so that <i>they</i> cannot escape,
-in a sort of box; the Judge and the Lawyers being in their places,
-attired in the absurd wigs and black gowns [phe-ty-kos] (somebody once
-whispered in my ear, black-guards) [kon-di-to-ri]; the accused is
-ordered to stand up. The charge of murder is read;&mdash;confused by so much
-barbarous jargon, that no one but the Judge and the Lawyers understand
-it&mdash;in fact, oftentimes do not understand it&mdash;and the criminal often
-escapes trial because the <i>proper</i> jargon has not been used. This
-<i>mixed tongue</i> is the only one allowed in these trials, and must be
-taken from the fountain of Wisdom (as the Law book is called containing
-it). The speech is uncertain, only known to the Lawyers; and a mistake
-spoils the whole charge. Well, after more or less wrangling among the
-Lawyers, the charge finally stands. I must explain; there are <i>two
-sides</i> of Lawyers&mdash;one (hired to do so), by <i>every means</i> in its power
-tries to get the accused discharged, and is helped to do this by all
-the machinery of the trial&mdash;the other merely watches the proceedings,
-and sees that they are not too absolutely controlled by the other
-side. The latter, also, open and state the matter, and conduct it;
-but neither side works simply to obtain the truth. On the side of
-the accused, if guilty, the truth is <i>not</i> wanted; and, on the other
-side, there is no interest in the matter which greatly moves. But the
-interest for the accused may be not merely to gratify, in some cases,
-powerful relatives, but to obtain as large <i>a sum</i> of money as the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span>
-Lawyers can get&mdash;which, where life is at stake, may be all the accused
-has now, or may, if discharged, acquire. In fact, in cases of robbery,
-the Lawyers for the accused may have received their compensation from
-the very plunder!</p>
-
-<p>The accused says to the charge either <i>Guilty</i> or <i>Not Guilty</i>! This
-is a mere form. Then the names of the twelve men are called over,
-to see that none have got away&mdash;for it is a hateful and disgusting
-business often, wherein they <i>instinctively</i> feel they really have no
-function&mdash;and yet enforced upon them, often to their actual great loss
-and suffering.</p>
-
-<p>How the scene fairly opens. The twelve little judges in their box;
-the big one sitting aloft, with pig-tail-ear-flapper wig; the Lawyers
-in pig-tail wigs and gowns; the officers of the Court; the witnesses,
-cowering and afraid; the accused in his high, strong cage (or box); and
-the spectators, friends, relatives, associates of the witnesses and of
-the accused&mdash;women and men&mdash;crowding in the dark corners of the Hall of
-trial.</p>
-
-<p>The Lawyers call and examine the witnesses. These are not permitted
-to tell the truth in their own way at all. They are sworn upon
-the <i>Sacred Writings</i>, upon pain of penalties of the Law, and the
-dreadful fear of the awful Jah and Hell, <i>to speak the truth, the
-whole truth, and nothing but the truth</i>! Now, the truth which they
-are to speak must be that <i>sort</i> of truth which the Lawyers and the
-Judge determine upon to hear&mdash;not by any means <i>that</i> truth which the
-witness, in his simplicity, is about to utter! Here, then, an honest
-and conscientious witness is likely to be at once bewildered;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span> but a
-callous, self-possessed one, who does not intend to say one word more
-than he can help, finds himself doing exactly what the Lawyers and the
-Court understand by the oath&mdash;that is, to speak <i>for</i> the one side or
-the other; <i>not for truth</i>!</p>
-
-<p>Consider the position of a witness, perhaps a timid woman, or an
-inexperienced person, never before called upon to take the <i>awful
-oath</i>, never before in such a place! Confronted, made to stand
-up, <i>thrust</i> without respect, sometimes rudely and with positive
-disrespect; treated, in fact, as if a party to the crime, though
-perfectly ignorant of anything excepting of some chance <i>link</i> required
-in the <i>theory</i> of the charge&mdash;thrust forward into the gaze of the
-Judge, of the whole assembly. Every eye is fastened upon the trembling
-witness. She is ordered in a rough tone to hold up her hand, to take
-the <i>oath</i>, <i>to kiss the Sacred Writings</i>! What with the crowd, the
-novel and painful position, by this time the poor woman, when asked a
-question, can scarcely speak. The old, half-deaf Judge, turns his awful
-be-wigged head to her, raises his ear-flapper and says, "Speak louder,
-witness; I can't hear you." An officer bawls out, "Silence!" and, not
-unlikely, the poor witness fairly collapses, faints, and she is allowed
-to be seated.</p>
-
-<p>The Lawyers examine the witnesses, and if one begins to say something
-very damaging, if possible, will interrupt him; or, by and by, will
-insinuate some vile charge against him, to destroy his character with
-the hearers&mdash;not that there be any truth in the insinuation, but merely
-to effect the purpose of a vile <i>minion</i> paid to defend, perhaps, a
-notorious offender!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Thus the <i>trial</i> proceeds; every effort is made on the side of the
-accused (which is the active side) to mislead, to confuse, to bewilder.
-The Law, read from big books, is constantly referred to, now to stop a
-witness in what he is about to say; now to get something <i>already</i> said
-scratched off from the minds of the twelve men; and now to take the
-opinion of the Judges as to whether this or that should, or should not,
-be heard by the Jury.</p>
-
-<p>All these things go on day after day, not at all because there is any
-doubt as to the guilt of the accused, but because by these confused
-and interminable proceedings, the Lawyers who act for him expect to
-get him discharged&mdash;and discharged, declared by the twelve men to be
-<i>not guilty</i>! This is the great point; for, if this occur, it does not
-matter at all that the accused himself confess to the crime, <i>on no
-account</i> can he ever be arrested again for the offence! "But how, when
-the proofs of guilt are present and so certain, can the Lawyers expect
-to get the twelve men to go against their very senses?" To answer this
-is to show the nature of the Jury system very plainly.</p>
-
-<p>When all the wranglings and speeches and Law-readings of the Lawyers
-have at last ended; when the Judge&mdash;who has in the course of the
-trial already loaded the twelve with all sorts of instructions as
-to what they are to keep in mind as <i>legal</i> evidence, and what
-they are to leave out of mind&mdash;has made a long and confused speech
-(often interrupted by the Lawyers) recapitulating those parts of the
-conflicting mass of evidence which, and <i>only</i> which, <i>is</i> evidence,
-and has<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span> told them the manner in which this evidence must be applied
-to the charge; has finally told them that the crime charged must be
-the precise <i>crime</i> laid down in the Law-books by that <i>name</i>, and
-none other; and that having found beyond all doubt that that crime,
-upon the <i>legal</i> evidence, has been committed, then has <i>the accused
-committed the crime</i> so defined, and so proved? To be certain of this,
-the accused must not only be found to have done it, but he must have
-known that he was doing it&mdash;that is, he must have been sound in mind.
-And if in any of these particulars there be any doubt, the accused must
-be acquitted; and further, every one of the twelve must agree&mdash;if any
-<i>one</i> withhold his assent, then the prisoner cannot be declared to be
-guilty!</p>
-
-<p>With all these clear and simple directions (!) as to how they are
-to use their minds, an officer leads the twelve into a strong-room,
-and fastens them in! to consider their <i>verdict</i> (as it is called).
-Not to consider simply and directly upon the plain evidence of their
-senses, and according to reason ordinarily used, but to consider <i>their
-Verdict</i>&mdash;a technical, artificial affair, made by the Lawyers, and only
-fit for <i>their</i> minds&mdash;if even <i>they</i> could do anything satisfactory to
-an honest man with it!</p>
-
-<p>The twelve are locked in and guarded by an officer; deprived of
-food, of rest, of any recreation; perhaps already exhausted from the
-hair-splitting [di-do-tzi] and intricate directions and proceedings.
-They are <i>Sworn</i> to give their verdict according to the <i>Law</i> (first)
-and the <i>Evidence</i> (second). The evidence, however, being<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span> <i>all law</i>.
-Then, too, they are to say either <i>Guilty</i>, or <i>not guilty</i>; and no
-more.</p>
-
-<p>Now, the Lawyer's expectation may become verified. There is no sort of
-doubt in any of the twelve that the accused is a horrid wretch, and
-that he is guilty. But one man has got hold of an idea, based upon
-something said by the Judge, or perhaps only the suggestion of his own
-mind; and think of the vanity, the stupidity, the dishonesty, the mere
-indifference, the obstinacy, the excessive timidity, the weakness,
-which is likely to be in each of the twelve; one man has got <i>his</i>
-opinion&mdash;it is a matter of conscience. The one man is sufficient.
-Nothing can move him. Hour after hour passes. Night comes on&mdash;hunger
-knocks at the stomach; home is wanted; business is exacting; illness
-oppresses some, lassitude and sheer exhaustion overpower others&mdash;the
-one persists, only more obstinate by opposition&mdash;"The man no doubt is
-guilty, but I doubt if he be guilty according to law!"</p>
-
-<p>They cannot agree upon a verdict. The Judge and everybody else long
-since have gone to <i>their</i> homes and pleasures. <i>They</i> (the twelve)
-cannot escape unless they agree. To be sure, they may report to the
-Judge late on the next day that they cannot agree&mdash;only, however, to
-receive new directions (!), and be sent back again and kept till they
-shall agree!</p>
-
-<p>Human nature gives way. The one, strong and resolute, overpowers the
-eleven&mdash;or, rather, there have been only a part who would not have
-given over long ago. The fine maxim of English law&mdash;"<i>It is better that
-a thousand guilty escape than that one innocent suffer</i>"&mdash;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span>turns the
-scale. There is a <i>doubt</i>&mdash;or something which looks like it&mdash;"let the
-accused have the benefit of it!"</p>
-
-<p>Now, in this scene, I am taking it for granted that the twelve are
-really not dishonest&mdash;not one of them. But suppose <i>one</i> is, in secret,
-the determined friend of the accused!</p>
-
-<p>Thus, the Verdict of the Jury (not the direct and honest opinion of
-twelve men in a rational and ordinary use of their minds) is recorded
-in the Court&mdash;<i>Not guilty</i>. And a murderer is at once discharged;
-perhaps escorted with applause from the place by associates of his
-evil courses. Restored to the community which doubts not his guilt,
-and which has been horrified, agitated, and oppressed by its frightful
-details! It will be noticed how admirably everything, in this system,
-works to procure the escape of the guilty; but it must not be
-overlooked that it falls with crushing weight upon the <i>innocent</i>.
-Simple and direct inquiry would generally clear him at once. But
-no&mdash;the <i>theory</i> in the minds of the officers is, that this <i>innocency</i>
-is a fraud; and the whole machinery works just as irrationally as
-before; because, the clear evidences of innocency are disregarded&mdash;the
-prisoner's guilt is unreasonably assumed (contrary to the reverse
-legal maxim) <i>by the officers</i>; and the whole crushing blow of this
-assumed guilt falls upon the innocent. He is thrust into prison; torn
-from family, friends, human sympathy; his actual trial is put off
-week after week, aye, month after month, whilst the officers hunt
-for what does not exist outside of their imaginations; and, finally,
-from sheer shame, the poor victim is discharged before an <i>actual
-trial</i>&mdash;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span>discharged, it may be ruined and for ever tainted with the
-foul and unjust suspicion. Or, perhaps, finally <i>tried</i>, escapes after
-a long, tedious and confused scene; where the officers, anxious to
-convict one whom <i>they</i> have so long assumed to be guilty, contrive
-to throw just enough of suspicion upon the victim to render his life
-ever after insupportable! However, he finally goes at large&mdash;ruined
-by enormous expenses, health shattered by confinement in prison,
-and <i>tainted</i> in character. The victim of an absurd system&mdash;for the
-verdict is, for him, irrational and cruel. If, in the other case, <i>not
-guilty</i> did not mean what the words imply&mdash;so, in this, the Jury give
-a no more meaning <i>Verdict</i>. No expression of any actual opinion. No
-sympathy, no regret; nothing to reinstate the unfortunate victim of
-official stolidity and conceit. <i>Nothing</i> whatever; not so much as any
-compensation for loss of time and money. Meantime, during this pursuit
-of the innocent, the real criminal has got safely away.</p>
-
-<p>Now, this strange <i>Jury system</i>, boasted of as the <i>Palladium</i> of
-Liberty by the English Barbarians, strikes my poor mind as something
-very cumbersome, irrational, and hurtful. The criminal class may
-well esteem it, for it seems exactly contrived to set the criminal
-at liberty, and to vex, terrify, annoy, and confuse everybody else.
-Witnesses themselves often fare more hardly than the actual criminal!
-and Society is shocked by needless and reiterated exposures of every
-particular of dreadful things to no rational purpose&mdash;unless to give
-fees to Lawyers and a host of busy officials, who live and fatten in
-these horrors.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>One might suspect that the whole machinery was contrived by the Lawyers
-(called <i>criminal</i>) to effect their purpose&mdash;that is, to protect their
-friends and supporters; the numerous men, women, and half-grown youths
-swarming everywhere, and known as the <i>criminal class</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Another unjust custom is when a man offends a Judge, he is not at once
-brought before him for reproof and proper correction. No; for his
-disrespect he is compelled to pay a <i>fine</i> [tsig] in money which may
-beggar his innocent family, or prevent his creditors from obtaining
-their dues; or, <i>unable</i> to pay, must lie in prison till it <i>be paid</i>,
-or until released by the angry Judge. Thus making the innocent to
-suffer! How much better in our <i>Flowery Land</i>, where disrespectful
-conduct is at once reprimanded and, if the disrespect be marked,
-punished on the spot, in the presence of the magistrate, and under his
-paternal direction.</p>
-
-<p>These may serve to illustrate usages not readily referable to any
-principle. They are rooted in old customs, when general ignorance and
-universal poverty made the mass one, and when simplicity and directness
-were natural. They are retained now in an artificial and totally
-different state of society, for no better reason than the English
-Barbarians have for other abuses and enormities&mdash;<i>they support the
-fungi which cling to them</i>! And the upper classes find their interests
-concerned in maintaining things as they are. The lower classes, too
-ignorant to see, are made to believe that nothing in human Wisdom
-and experience excels these<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span> very Laws and customs! The Barbarian
-stolidity, too, in the well-to-do classes, supports these singular
-views as to the perfection of the Laws and system of administration.
-These classes constantly mistake this <i>stolidity</i> for solidity of
-character. When an evil is unmistakable, none the less, instead of
-removing it, they say, "Better bear those ills we have than fly to
-others we know not of!" (Quoting from their great Shakespeare.) But
-they do not stop to consider if it must necessarily follow that when
-one quits one ill he flies to <i>another</i>. As if one with a sore finger
-should refuse to apply any remedy to the <i>finger</i> for fear he might
-thereupon find a sore upon his leg!</p>
-
-<p>Perplexed with these anomalous conditions, and by the stupid conceit
-and selfish indifference&mdash;the callousness and greed of the English
-Barbarians&mdash;I have wondered if, after all, these men were not of a
-different kind [sty-pho]. Possibly, the Sovereign Lord and Father
-of men, for wise purposes, may have created different sorts of
-men. Animals of the same type differ in swiftness, in strength, in
-intelligence. The Western Barbarians, though of the same type, may be
-inferior to our Illustrious people in the moral and mental functions.
-For some purpose in Eternal Wisdom, the Almighty Lord has given them
-strength of body, energy, and an <i>intellect</i> sharp in matters of the
-<i>instinct</i>&mdash;which refers to the needs and passions of the body&mdash;thus,
-calculating, ingenious in contrivance, and inordinately selfish; but
-has not given them a large moral faculty, nor a broad and comprehensive
-mind. <i>They are, therefore, incapable of improvement beyond a limited
-range.</i></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The Idolatry, and its horrible grotesqueness&mdash;the inefficacy of the
-good in the character of the Christ-god, to influence the least
-abatement in the passion for Force; the cold-blooded abuses, and the
-confusion of error and truth, may be thus accounted for.</p>
-
-<p>This, however, suggests a continuance of the evils which have fallen
-upon <i>others</i>. The <i>All-wise</i> sees where chastisement is due&mdash;and
-allows the Western Barbarians their time. The offences of the East need
-chastisement. The quickness, strength, and greed of the Barbarians,
-unchecked by moral considerations, make them the scourge of other
-distant peoples not possessing these qualities. The scourge is needed,
-otherwise it would not be permitted. There is a sufficiency of morality
-to prevent dissolution; and the Western tribes will no doubt fulfil
-their appointed task.</p>
-
-<p>Still, in their present forms, rooted in a <i>lower</i> type of man, they
-must disappear; not lost, but absorbed and blended in a better and
-nobler race. In the East, I suspect this <i>highest</i> type has always
-existed. Here, from immemorial ages and ages [tang-se-yan-se] the
-simple worship of the Sovereign Lord, and the divine faculty in man,
-have found their best expression, and taken a fixed and steadfast root
-in Government and in Society!</p>
-
-<p>I may be mistaken, and it is possible that the Western tribes may be
-capable of attaining to this settled order&mdash;but it must be after very
-long moons and thousands of moons [lir-re-ty-sin], during which they
-shall have overturned and reformed existing laws and customs.</p>
-
-<p>I may refer shortly to some of the more striking of these, so curiously
-and radically different from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span> our notions in the <i>Central</i> Kingdom,
-and so erroneously conceived in respect of the <span class="smcap">Divine Order</span>.
-<i>First.</i>&mdash;As to the character and worship of the Sovereign Lord of
-Heaven, and Father of men. Concerning the errors in regard to the
-true character and proper recognition of the Heavenly Lord, I need
-scarcely say more. There are wise barbarians who do not differ from my
-poor thought as to the need of an entire reformation upon this whole
-matter, which underlies nearly all genuine improvement in morals, in
-government, and in "Society."</p>
-
-<p><i>Second.</i>&mdash;As to Government. This must be seen to exist in the
-eternal order and nature of things, and not at all in any <i>Contract</i>
-[Kong-phu], "social" or other. Therefore whatever name be given to its
-Head, <i>the Function</i> is as inviolable as is the Divinity from which it
-comes. If this Head, however, be incapable of properly representing
-the divine function, it does not therefore fail, but the nearest
-<i>fit</i>, in the established order acts. The Book of Rites and the great
-Council of the Illustrious, with us, see to this proper and orderly
-succession. No one is born to be absolutely Head&mdash;the Book of Rites and
-the Illustrious <i>Calao</i>, in our system, may see to it that the Head be
-fit for the due and divine order. Therefore, no one is born by <i>right
-of birth</i> to govern, nor to make, nor to administer, laws. Wisdom and
-knowledge only, may entitle their possessors to take rank among those
-to whom government and administration shall be committed; and these may
-be changed, degraded, exalted, and removed as they conduct themselves,
-and not according to any<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span> family, nor hereditary distinction. Nor are
-<i>Places</i> created for the aggrandisement of any, continued for the
-benefit of families, nor, in any case, made hereditary. Places are for
-the whole, and those who fill them are placed there, in trust, for the
-good of the whole, and must properly discharge the trust. They are
-never for the individual&mdash;always for the State.</p>
-
-<p><i>Third.</i>&mdash;As to the family. The Family being the <i>Prototype</i> [mo-dsi]
-of Government, should show the Divine order. It must be one; not a
-divided, unintelligent <i>accident</i> [phatsi]. It must have a clear
-faculty, and understand its true and vital significance&mdash;for the
-community is but an aggregation of families, and as these are so is the
-State. Then, to have disorder there is to have disorder throughout!
-There <i>must</i>, therefore, be in the Family, obedience to its head,
-order, and good conduct. If there be insubordination, disorder,
-immorality, disrespect, and disobedience to the natural head, then that
-is a disorderly family, and those who are guilty of the disobedience,
-disrespect, and disorder are <i>criminals</i>, to be corrected, restrained,
-and reformed.</p>
-
-<p>Woman, upon this right conception of the family, finds her proper and
-her honoured place. She is subordinate, but not in any humiliating
-sense; she is subordinate, because, in the very nature of her function
-as woman in the economy of nature, she cannot be otherwise&mdash;she <i>is</i>
-timid, defenceless, dependent. She has a right to the tender care and
-protection of her male relatives; and she, on her part, is bound to be
-obedient, submissive, orderly; and, upon these, affection follows.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span>
-Her children are bound to respect and to obey her, and she is bound
-to have a care for them, and to respect and obey her husband as the
-unquestioned centre of regard and authority. The father (and husband)
-<i>is</i> the Head of the family; there is no divided nor disputed power.
-Upon <i>him</i> rests the responsibility of due order and proper position.</p>
-
-<p>From her nature and duties, the woman lives retired within her house.
-If she go abroad, it will be only from necessity, and then in the most
-quiet, modest, and unobstrusive way. She lives for her relatives, her
-family; not to attract the admiration of others, nor with the faintest
-idea that she may shine <i>abroad</i>&mdash;to be so charged would be to be
-charged as <i>shameless</i>. Only by this degraded <i>class</i>, who are barely
-tolerated without the city, and under the rigid supervision of the
-officers of order and decorum&mdash;could such a purpose be supposed to be
-thought of? She dresses with neatness, according to the established
-order, but always with such modesty that nothing is offensive to the
-chastest eye. She understands the range of her activity and of her
-affections. It is within the circle of family and relatives. All her
-accomplishments are to make her home pleasing. Duties and places are
-settled. She lives for those to whom she belongs, and who also belong
-to her. Her smiles are for her husband, and for her children, and her
-relations. She has no thought of going abroad to shine, nor to waste
-the time and money which belong to her family upon strangers. She never
-dreams that she has any <i>mission</i> which calls her away from her home.
-She has no <i>call</i> to "clothe the ragged," wash other people's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span> dirty
-children, reform evil-doers, "convert the <i>heathen</i>," nor support
-"Society!" (These are some of the phrases which you will hear among the
-Barbarian women).</p>
-
-<p>Where women have not husbands, none the less they have relatives, and
-their home is with them. They have a right to this home, and are bound
-to do their duty in it, submissively, usefully, and quietly.</p>
-
-<p>If the Western Barbarians would see to it that all women, married or
-unmarried, were duly cared for in homes of relatives, <i>as of right</i>,
-and that they also made themselves welcome there by their usefulness
-and obedience, they would find an end of that agitation as <i>to Women's
-Rights</i> existing among them. Rights would be as indisputable as
-duties&mdash;and the first of these would be a quiet, modest, and rational
-obedience to their natural protectors, who, in turn, would be bound
-to respect and protect them. And if by any strange chance a woman was
-absolutely without relatives (a thing nearly impossible in our <i>Flowery
-Land</i>), then the State should see to it that she had a suitable home.</p>
-
-<p>The education of woman, in a well-ordered Society, is also fixed and
-clear. It has immediate relation to her position and her duties.</p>
-
-<p>She is from the first never disturbed in the natural order. She sees
-her relatives always quiet, modest, <i>obedient</i>. She never thinks this
-state of things to be wrong. She perceives the manner of female life;
-its seclusion, its devotion to the family, its purpose, and end. There
-is no complexity about it, no <i>outside</i> glitter, no field for show, no
-seeking for excitement and display. All her duties are at home&mdash;<i>her</i>
-happiness is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span> <i>there</i>; <i>there</i> she is to be attractive, and there she
-is to attract&mdash;the love and respect of her husband, the regard of her
-relatives, the affection and obedience of her children!</p>
-
-<p>So, her education needs no straining after effect. It looks directly
-to her duties, to her natural function and place; and to those
-accomplishments, of mind and of person, which shall enable her to
-be happy with books, with music, and the like; and shall add to the
-pleasures of her home.</p>
-
-<p>All these things are common-place with us&mdash;so simple as to appear
-trivial. Our Illustrious wives and mothers could not <i>understand</i> the
-reasons for their elaboration&mdash;they have never seen the women of the
-Western Barbarians!</p>
-
-<p>The position of women in the <i>Social</i> system of the West, on the whole,
-is the most remarkable thing in it.</p>
-
-<p>I have made sufficiently suggestive remarks in the progress of these
-<i>Observations</i>; and only now have to add a word or two upon the
-<i>general</i> effect.</p>
-
-<p>It gives a wonderful life, restlessness, and colour to the whole aspect
-of Barbarian life. Think of all the women in our Illustrious Land, at
-once leaving their homes, the seclusion of their orderly houses and
-lives, and rushing everywhere with the men, over the Land! And, not
-only so, dressed in splendid gaiety of colour, and adorned with gems
-and feathers, crowding into all places of amusement and of travel!</p>
-
-<p>Nor this only, but showing themselves, in public places, with men,
-where paintings and sculpture, and things here only seen by men alone,
-are exhibited!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span> And, often, so dressed as to cause even the man to
-blush!</p>
-
-<p>Why, the face of social life is completely altered. Instead of gravity,
-dignity, and an undivided attention to the duties of daily life,
-everything is rendered restless, confused; there seems to be no natural
-order, nor scarcely natural (cultured) decorum.</p>
-
-<p>But we must not be misled. Nature is too strong to be pushed aside&mdash;and
-with cultivation, even though imperfect, the moral instinct lives
-and saves. Habit, too, "is a second nature;" (as our divine Confutzi
-says); and what would be so overwhelming, if at once done, being usual,
-necessarily <i>has been</i> subordinated to some rule&mdash;and made, at least,
-tolerable.</p>
-
-<p>And now, in drawing these <i>Observations</i> to an end, perhaps, I may
-add, in respect of my poor and unworthy thoughts, that if I have
-said amiss, and which offends, I beg our Illustrious will pardon.
-To our <i>Literati</i>, exalted in wisdom, there is but little to which
-they may curiously look&mdash;but to <i>our people</i>, if any there be with
-whom some discontent may have been caused by too close intimacy with
-<i>Missionaries</i> in our ports; by these let my poor <i>Observations</i> be
-studiously pondered&mdash;that they may praise the Sovereign Lord of Heaven,
-who has given them to live in the <i>Central and Illustrious Kingdom</i>;
-where a true morality and a true worship are known; and where due
-<span class="smcap">ORDER AND PEACE</span>, resting upon the unchangeable Heavenly order
-and peace, are established!</p>
-
-<p>Here, are no brutal worship of Force, and admiration of bloody
-plunders. Content to the due ordering of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span> affairs, and with peace
-within, our Illustrious Realm seeks no aggrandisement, dreams of no
-conquests; and <i>wishes to do nothing but good</i>. It has no fears for its
-own position, nor jealousy of others. It is simply calm, strong, wise,
-and self-poised. It demands no more from others abroad than that it may
-peacefully live; and <i>be treated with that respect which it accords to
-those who practise moderation and virtue</i>.</p>
-
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-<p class="center">FINIS.</p>
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-<p class="center" style="margin-top: 5em;"><span class="smcap">Barrett, Sons &amp; Co.</span>, Printers, 21, Seething Lane, London, E.C.</p>
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