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+Project Gutenberg's Narrative And Miscellaneous Papers, by Thomas De Quincey
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+Title: Narrative And Miscellaneous Papers
+ Volumes I and II, Complete
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+Author: Thomas De Quincey
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+NARRATIVE AND MISCELLANEOUS PAPERS.
+
+By Thomas De Quincey.
+
+
+Contents Of Volume I.
+
+ The Household Wreck
+ The Spanish Nun
+ Flight Of A Tartar Tribe
+
+
+Contents Of Volume II.
+
+ System Of The Heavens As Revealed By Lord Rosse's Telescopes
+ Modern Superstition
+ Coleridge And Opium-Eating
+ Temperance Movement
+ On War
+ The Last Days Of Immanuel Kant
+
+
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+
+VOLUME I.
+
+
+
+
+THE HOUSEHOLD WRECK.
+
+
+'To be weak,' we need not the great archangel's voice to tell us, '_is
+to be miserable_.' All weakness is suffering and humiliation, no matter
+for its mode or its subject. Beyond all other weakness, therefore, and
+by a sad prerogative, as more miserable than what is most miserable
+in all, that capital weakness of man which regards the _tenure_ of his
+enjoyments and his power to protect, even for a moment, the crown of
+flowers--flowers, at the best, how frail and few!--which sometimes
+settles upon his haughty brow. There is no end, there never will be
+an end, of the lamentations which ascend from earth and the rebellious
+heart of her children, upon this huge opprobrium of human pride--the
+everlasting mutabilities of all which man can grasp by his power or
+by his aspirations, the fragility of all which he inherits, and the
+hollowness visible amid the very raptures of enjoyment to every eye
+which looks for a moment underneath the draperies of the shadowy
+_present_, the hollowness, the blank treachery of hollowness, upon which
+all the pomps and vanities of life ultimately repose. This trite but
+unwearying theme, this impassioned common-place of humanity, is the
+subject in every age of variation without end, from the poet,
+the rhetorician, the fabulist, the moralist, the divine, and the
+philosopher. All, amidst the sad vanity of their sighs and groans, labor
+to put on record and to establish this monotonous complaint, which needs
+not other record or evidence than those very sighs and groans. What is
+life? Darkness and formless vacancy for a beginning, or something beyond
+all beginning--then next a dim lotos of human consciousness, finding
+itself afloat upon the bosom of waters without a shore--then a few sunny
+smiles and many tears--a little love and infinite strife--whisperings
+from paradise and fierce mockeries from the anarchy of chaos--dust and
+ashes--and once more darkness circling round, as if from the beginning,
+and in this way rounding or making an island of our fantastic
+existence,--_that_ is human life; _that_ the inevitable amount of man's
+laughter and his tears--of what he suffers and he does--of his motions
+this way and that way--to the right or to the left--backwards
+or forwards--of all his seeming realities and all his absolute
+negations--his shadowy pomps and his pompous shadows--of whatsoever he
+thinks, finds, makes or mars, creates or animates, loves, hates, or in
+dread hope anticipates;--so it is, so it has been, so it will be, for
+ever and ever.
+
+Yet in the lowest deep there still yawns a lower deep; and in the vast
+halls of man's frailty, there are separate and more gloomy chambers of
+a frailty more exquisite and consummate. We account it frailty that
+threescore years and ten make the upshot of man's pleasurable existence,
+and that, far before that time is reached, his beauty and his power
+have fallen among weeds and forgetfulness. But there is a frailty, by
+comparison with which this ordinary flux of the human race seems to have
+a vast duration. Cases there are, and those not rare, in which a
+single week, a day, an hour sweeps away all vestiges and landmarks of
+a memorable felicity; in which the ruin travels faster than the flying
+showers upon the mountain-side, faster 'than a musician scatters
+sounds;' in which 'it was' and 'it is not' are words of the self-same
+tongue, in the self-same minute; in which the sun that at noon beheld
+all sound and prosperous, long before its setting hour looks out upon
+a total wreck, and sometimes upon the total abolition of any fugitive
+memorial that there ever had been a vessel to be wrecked, or a wreck to
+be obliterated.
+
+These cases, though here spoken of rhetorically, are of daily
+occurrence; and, though they may seem few by comparison with the
+infinite millions of the species, they are many indeed, if they be
+reckoned absolutely for themselves; and throughout the limits of a whole
+nation, not a day passes over us but many families are robbed of their
+heads, or even swallowed up in ruin themselves, or their course turned
+out of the sunny beams into a dark wilderness. Shipwrecks and nightly
+conflagrations are sometimes, and especially among some nations,
+wholesale calamities; battles yet more so; earthquakes, the famine, the
+pestilence, though rarer, are visitations yet wider in their desolation.
+Sickness and commercial ill-luck, if narrower, are more frequent
+scourges. And most of all, or with most darkness in its train, comes the
+sickness of the brain--lunacy--which, visiting nearly one thousand in
+every million, must, in every populous nation, make many ruins in each
+particular day. 'Babylon in ruins,' says a great author, 'is not so sad
+a sight as a human soul overthrown by lunacy.' But there is a sadder
+even than _that_,--the sight of a family-ruin wrought by crime is even
+more appalling. Forgery, breaches of trust, embezzlement, of private
+or public funds--(a crime sadly on the increase since the example of
+Fauntleroy, and the suggestion of its great feasibility first made by
+him)--these enormities, followed too often, and countersigned for their
+final result to the future happiness of families, by the appalling
+catastrophe of suicide, must naturally, in every wealthy nation,
+or wherever property and the modes of property are much developed,
+constitute the vast majority of all that come under the review of public
+justice. Any of these is sufficient to make shipwreck of all peace and
+comfort for a family; and often, indeed, it happens that the desolation
+is accomplished within the course of one revolving sun; often the
+whole dire catastrophe, together with its total consequences, is both
+accomplished and made known to those whom it chiefly concerns within one
+and the same hour. The mighty Juggernaut of social life, moving onwards
+with its everlasting thunders, pauses not for a moment to spare--to
+pity--to look aside, but rushes forward for ever, impassive as the
+marble in the quarry--caring not for whom it destroys, for the how
+many, or for the results, direct and indirect, whether many or few.
+The increasing grandeur and magnitude of the social system, the more it
+multiplies and extends its victims, the more it conceals them; and for
+the very same reason: just as in the Roman amphitheatres, when they grew
+to the magnitude of mighty cities, (in some instances accommodating
+four hundred thousand spectators, in many a fifth part of that amount,)
+births and deaths became ordinary events, which, in a small modern
+theatre, are rare and memorable; and exactly as these prodigious
+accidents multiplied, _pari passu_, they were disregarded and easily
+concealed: for curiosity was no longer excited; the sensation attached
+to them was little or none.
+
+From these terrific tragedies, which, like monsoons or tornadoes,
+accomplish the work of years in an hour, not merely an impressive lesson
+is derived, sometimes, perhaps, a warning, but also (and this is of
+universal application) some consolation. Whatever may have been the
+misfortunes or the sorrows of a man's life, he is still privileged to
+regard himself and his friends as amongst the fortunate by comparison,
+in so far as he has escaped these wholesale storms, either as an actor
+in producing them, or a contributor to their violence--or even more
+innocently, (though oftentimes not less miserably)--as a participator in
+the instant ruin, or in the long arrears of suffering which they entail.
+
+The following story falls within the class of hasty tragedies, and
+sudden desolations here described. The reader is assured that every
+incident is strictly true: nothing, in that respect, has been altered;
+nor, indeed, anywhere except in the conversations, of which, though
+the results and general outline are known, the separate details have
+necessarily been lost under the agitating circumstances which produced
+them. It has been judged right and delicate to conceal the name of the
+great city, and therefore of the nation in which these events occurred,
+chiefly out of consideration for the descendants of one person concerned
+in the narrative: otherwise, it might not have been requisite: for it
+is proper to mention, that every person directly a party to the case has
+been long laid in the grave: all of them, with one solitary exception,
+upwards of fifty years.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was early spring in the year 17--; the day was the 6th of April; and
+the weather, which had been of a wintry fierceness for the preceding six
+or seven weeks--cold indeed beyond anything known for many years,
+gloomy for ever, and broken by continual storms--was now by a Swedish
+transformation all at once bright, genial, heavenly. So sudden and so
+early a prelusion of summer, it was generally feared, could not last.
+But that only made every body the more eager to lose no hour of an
+enjoyment that might prove so fleeting. It seemed as if the whole
+population of the place, a population among the most numerous in
+Christendom, had been composed of hybernating animals suddenly awakened
+by the balmy sunshine from their long winter's torpor. Through every
+hour of the golden morning the streets were resonant with female parties
+of young and old, the timid and the bold, nay, even of the most delicate
+valetudinarians, now first tempted to lay aside their wintry clothing
+together with their fireside habits, whilst the whole rural environs of
+our vast city, the woodlands, and the interminable meadows began daily
+to re-echo the glad voices of the young and jovial awaking once again,
+like the birds and the flowers, and universal nature, to the luxurious
+happiness of this most delightful season.
+
+Happiness do I say? Yes, happiness; happiness to me above all others.
+For I also in those days was among the young and the gay; I was healthy;
+I was strong; I was prosperous in a worldly sense! I owed no man a
+shilling; feared no man's face; shunned no man's presence. I held a
+respectable station in society; I was myself, let me venture to say it,
+respected generally for my personal qualities, apart from any advantages
+I might draw from fortune or inheritance; I had reason to think myself
+popular amongst the very slender circle of my acquaintance; and finally,
+which perhaps was the crowning grace to all these elements of happiness,
+I suffered not from the presence of _ennui_, nor ever feared to suffer:
+for my temperament was constitutionally ardent; I had a powerful
+animal sensibility; and I knew the one great secret for maintaining its
+equipoise, viz., by powerful daily exercise; and thus I lived in
+the light and presence, or, (if I should not be suspected of seeking
+rhetorical expressions, I would say,) in one eternal solstice of
+unclouded hope.
+
+These, you will say, were blessings; these were golden elements of
+felicity. They were so; and yet, with the single exception of my
+healthy frame and firm animal organization, I feel that I have mentioned
+hitherto nothing but what by comparison might be thought of a vulgar
+quality. All the other advantages that I have enumerated, had they been
+yet wanting, might have been acquired; had they been forfeited, might
+have been reconquered; had they been even irretrievably lost, might, by
+a philosophic effort, have been dispensed with; compensations might have
+been found for any of them, many equivalents, or if not, consolations at
+least, for their absence. But now it remains to speak of other blessings
+too mighty to be valued, not merely as transcending in rank and dignity
+all other constituents of happiness, but for a reason far sadder than
+that--because, once lost, they were incapable of restoration, and
+because not to be dispensed with; blessings in which 'either we must
+live or have no life:' lights to the darkness of our paths and to the
+infirmity of our steps--which, once extinguished, never more on this
+side the gates of Paradise can any man hope to see re-illumined for
+himself. Amongst these I may mention an intellect, whether powerful or
+not in itself, at any rate most elaborately cultivated; and, to say the
+truth, I had little other business before me in this life than to pursue
+this lofty and delightful task. I may add, as a blessing, not in the
+same _positive_ sense as that which I have just mentioned, because not
+of a nature to contribute so hourly to the employment of the thoughts,
+but yet in this sense equal, that the absence of either would have been
+an equal affliction,--namely, a conscience void of all offence. It
+was little indeed that I, drawn by no necessities of situation into
+temptations of that nature, had done no injury to any man. That was
+fortunate; but I could not much value myself upon what was so much an
+accident of my situation. Something, however, I might pretend to beyond
+this _negative_ merit; for I had originally a benign nature; and, as I
+advanced in years and thoughtfulness, the gratitude which possessed me
+for my own exceeding happiness led me to do that by principle and system
+which I had already done upon blind impulse; and thus upon a double
+argument I was incapable of turning away from the prayer of the
+afflicted, whatever had been the sacrifice to myself. Hardly, perhaps,
+could it have been said in a sufficient sense at that time that I was
+a religious man: yet, undoubtedly, I had all the foundations within me
+upon which religion might hereafter have grown. My heart overflowed with
+thankfulness to Providence: I had a natural tone of unaffected piety;
+and thus far, at least, I might have been called a religious man, that
+in the simplicity of truth I could have exclaimed,
+
+ 'O, Abner, I fear God, and I fear none beside.'
+
+But wherefore seek to delay ascending by a natural climax to that final
+consummation and perfect crown of my felicity--that almighty blessing
+which ratified their value to all the rest? Wherefore, oh! wherefore
+do I shrink in miserable weakness from--what? Is it from reviving,
+from calling up again into fierce and insufferable light the images and
+features of a long-buried happiness? That would be a natural shrinking
+and a reasonable weakness. But how escape from reviving, whether I give
+it utterance or not, that which is for ever vividly before me? What need
+to call into artificial light that which, whether sleeping or waking, by
+night or by day, for eight-and-thirty years has seemed by its miserable
+splendor to scorch my brain? Wherefore shrink from giving language,
+simple vocal utterance, to that burden of anguish which by so long an
+endurance has lost no atom of its weight, nor can gain any most surely
+by the loudest publication? Need there can be none, after this, to say
+that the priceless blessing, which I have left to the final place in
+this ascending review, was the companion of my life--my darling and
+youthful wife. Oh! dovelike woman! fated in an hour the most
+defenceless to meet with the ravening vulture,--lamb fallen amongst
+wolves,--trembling--fluttering fawn, whose path was inevitably to be
+crossed by the bloody tiger;--angel, whose most innocent heart fitted
+thee for too early a flight from this impure planet; if indeed it were a
+necessity that thou shouldst find no rest for thy footing except amidst
+thy native heavens, if indeed to leave what was not worthy of thee were
+a destiny not to be evaded--a summons not to be put by,--yet why, why,
+again and again I demand--why was it also necessary that this, thy
+departure, so full of wo to me, should also to thyself be heralded by
+the pangs of martyrdom? Sainted love, if, like the ancient children
+of the Hebrews, like Meshech and Abednego, thou wert called by divine
+command, whilst yet almost a child, to walk, and to walk alone, through
+the fiery furnace,--wherefore then couldst not thou, like that Meshech
+and that Abednego, walk unsinged by the dreadful torment, and come forth
+unharmed? Why, if the sacrifice were to be total, was it necessary to
+reach it by so dire a struggle? and if the cup, the bitter cup, of final
+separation from those that were the light of thy eyes and the pulse
+of thy heart might not be put aside,--yet wherefore was it that thou
+mightest not drink it up in the natural peace which belongs to a sinless
+heart?
+
+But these are murmurings, you will say, rebellious murmurings against
+the proclamations of God. Not so: I have long since submitted myself,
+resigned myself, nay, even reconciled myself, perhaps, to the great
+wreck of my life, in so far as it was the will of God, and according to
+the weakness of my imperfect nature. But my wrath still rises, like a
+towering flame, against all the earthly instruments of this ruin; I am
+still at times as unresigned as ever to this tragedy, in so far as it
+was the work of human malice. Vengeance, as a mission for _me_, as
+a task for _my_ hands in particular, is no longer possible; the
+thunderbolts of retribution have been long since launched by other
+hands; and yet still it happens that at times I do--I must--I shall
+perhaps to the hour of death, rise in maniac fury, and seek, in the
+very impotence of vindictive madness, groping as it were in blindness of
+heart, for that tiger from hell-gates that tore away my darling from my
+heart. Let me pause, and interrupt this painful strain, to say a word
+or two upon what she was--and how far worthy of a love more honorable
+to her (that was possible) and deeper (but that was not possible) than
+mine. When first I saw her, she--my Agnes--was merely a child, not much
+(if anything) above sixteen. But, as in perfect womanhood she retained
+a most childlike expression of countenance, so even then in absolute
+childhood she put forward the blossoms and the dignity of a woman. Never
+yet did my eye light upon creature that was born of woman, nor could it
+enter my heart to conceive one, possessing a figure more matchless in
+its proportions, more statuesque, and more deliberately and advisedly to
+be characterized by no adequate word but the word _magnificent_, (a word
+too often and lightly abused.) In reality, speaking of women, I have
+seen many beautiful figures, but hardly one except Agnes that could,
+without hyperbole, be styled truly and memorably magnificent. Though
+in the first order of tall women, yet, being full in person, and with a
+symmetry that was absolutely faultless, she seemed to the random sight
+as little above the ordinary height. Possibly from the dignity of her
+person, assisted by the dignity of her movements, a stranger would
+have been disposed to call her at a distance a woman of _commanding_
+presence; but never, after he had approached near enough to behold her
+face. Every thought of artifice, of practised effect, or of haughty
+pretension, fled before the childlike innocence, the sweet feminine
+timidity, and the more than cherub loveliness of that countenance, which
+yet in its lineaments was noble, whilst its expression was purely gentle
+and confiding. A shade of pensiveness there was about her; but _that_
+was in her manners, scarcely ever in her features; and the exquisite
+fairness of her complexion, enriched by the very sweetest and most
+delicate bloom that ever I have beheld, should rather have allied it
+to a tone of cheerfulness. Looking at this noble creature, as I first
+looked at her, when yet upon the early threshold of womanhood
+
+ 'With household motions light and free,
+ And steps of virgin liberty'
+
+you might have supposed her some Hebe or young Aurora of the dawn. When
+you saw only her superb figure, and its promise of womanly development,
+with the measured dignity of her step, you might for a moment have
+fancied her some imperial Medea of the Athenian stage--some Volumnia
+from Rome,
+
+ 'Or ruling bandit's wife amidst the Grecian isles.'
+
+ But catch one glance from her angelic countenance--and then combining
+the face and the person, you would have dismissed all such fancies, and
+have pronounced her a Pandora or an Eve, expressly accomplished and held
+forth by nature as an exemplary model or ideal pattern for the future
+female sex:--
+
+ 'A perfect woman, nobly plann'd,
+ To warm, to comfort, to command:
+ And yet a spirit too, and bright
+ With something of an angel light.'
+
+To this superb young woman, such as I have here sketched her, I
+surrendered my heart for ever, almost from my first opportunity of
+seeing her: for so natural and without disguise was her character, and
+so winning the simplicity of her manners, due in part to her own native
+dignity of mind, and in part to the deep solitude in which she had been
+reared, that little penetration was required to put me in possession of
+all her thoughts; and to win her love, not very much more than to let
+her see, as see she could not avoid, in connection with that chivalrous
+homage which at any rate was due to her sex and her sexual perfections,
+a love for herself on my part, which was in its nature as exalted a
+passion and as profoundly rooted as any merely human affection can ever
+yet have been.
+
+On the seventeenth birthday of Agnes we were married. Oh! calendar of
+everlasting months--months that, like the mighty rivers, shall flow on
+for ever, immortal as thou, Nile, or Danube, Euphrates, or St. Lawrence!
+and ye, summer and winter, day and night, wherefore do you bring round
+continually your signs, and seasons, and revolving hours, that still
+point and barb the anguish of local recollections, telling me of this
+and that celestial morning that never shall return, and of too blessed
+expectations, travelling like yourselves through a heavenly zodiac of
+changes, till at once and for ever they sank into the grave! Often do I
+think of seeking for some quiet cell either in the Tropics or in
+Arctic latitudes, where the changes of the year, and the external signs
+corresponding to them, express themselves by no features like those in
+which the same seasons are invested under our temperate climes: so that,
+if knowing, we cannot at least feel the identity of their revolutions.
+We were married, I have said, on the birthday--the seventeenth
+birthday--of Agnes; and pretty nearly on her eighteenth it was that she
+placed me at the summit of my happiness, whilst for herself she
+thus completed the circle of her relations to this life's duties,
+by presenting me with a son. Of this child, knowing how wearisome to
+strangers is the fond exultation of parents, I shall simply say, that
+he inherited his mother's beauty; the same touching loveliness and
+innocence of expression, the same chiselled nose, mouth, and chin,
+the same exquisite auburn hair. In many other features, not of person
+merely, but also of mind and manners, as they gradually began to open
+before me, this child deepened my love to him by recalling the image of
+his mother; and what other image was there that I so much wished to
+keep before me, whether waking or asleep? At the time to which I am now
+coming but too rapidly, this child, still our only one, and unusually
+premature, was within four months of completing his third year;
+consequently Agnes was at that time in her twenty-first year; and I may
+here add, with respect to myself, that I was in my twenty-sixth.
+
+But, before I come to that period of wo, let me say one word on the
+temper of mind which so fluent and serene a current of prosperity may
+be thought to have generated. Too common a course I know it is, when
+the stream of life flows with absolute tranquillity, and ruffled by no
+menace of a breeze--the azure overhead never dimmed by a passing cloud,
+that in such circumstances the blood stagnates: life, from excess and
+plethora of sweets, becomes insipid: the spirit of action droops: and
+it is oftentimes found at such seasons that slight annoyances and
+molestations, or even misfortunes in a lower key, are not wholly
+undesirable, as means of stimulating the lazy energies, and disturbing a
+slumber which is, or soon will be, morbid in its character. I have known
+myself cases not a few, where, by the very nicest gradations, and by
+steps too silent and insensible for daily notice, the utmost harmony and
+reciprocal love had shaded down into fretfulness and petulance, purely
+from too easy a life, and because all nobler agitations that might have
+ruffled the sensations occasionally, and all distresses even on the
+narrowest scale that might have re-awakened the solicitudes of love, by
+opening necessities for sympathy, for counsel, or for mutual aid, had
+been shut out by foresight too elaborate, or by prosperity too cloying.
+But all this, had it otherwise been possible with my particular mind,
+and at my early age, was utterly precluded by one remarkable peculiarity
+in my temper. Whether it were that I derived from nature some jealousy
+and suspicion of all happiness which seems too perfect and unalloyed--[a
+spirit of restless distrust, which in ancient times often led men to
+throw valuable gems into the sea, in the hope of thus propitiating the
+dire deity of misfortune, by voluntarily breaking the fearful chain of
+prosperity, and led some of them to weep and groan when the gems
+thus sacrificed were afterwards brought back to their hand by simple
+fishermen, who had recovered them in the intestines of fishes--a
+portentous omen, which was interpreted into a sorrowful indication
+that the deity thus answered the propitiatory appeal, and made solemn
+proclamation that he had rejected it]--whether, I say, it were this
+spirit of jealousy awaked in me by too steady and too profound a
+felicity--or whether it were that great overthrows and calamities have
+some mysterious power to send forward a dim misgiving of their advancing
+footsteps, and really and indeed,
+
+ 'That in to-day already walks to-morrow;'
+
+or whether it were partly, as I have already put the case in my first
+supposition, a natural instinct of distrust, but irritated and enlivened
+by a particular shock of superstitious alarm; which, or whether any of
+these causes it were that kept me apprehensive, and on the watch for
+disastrous change, I will not here undertake to determine. Too certain
+it is that I was so. I never ridded myself of an over-mastering and
+brooding sense, shadowy and vague, a dim abiding feeling (that sometimes
+was and sometimes was not exalted into a conscious presentiment) of
+some great calamity travelling towards me; not perhaps immediately
+impending--perhaps even at a great distance; but already--dating from
+some secret hour--already in motion upon some remote line of approach.
+This feeling I could not assuage by sharing it with Agnes. No motive
+could be strong enough for persuading me to communicate so gloomy a
+thought with one who, considering her extreme healthiness, was but too
+remarkably prone to pensive, if not to sorrowful, contemplations. And
+thus the obligation which I felt to silence and reserve, strengthened
+the morbid impression I had received; whilst the remarkable incident
+I have adverted to served powerfully to rivet the superstitious chain
+which was continually gathering round me. The incident was this--and
+before I repeat it, let me pledge my word of honor, that I report to you
+the bare facts of the case, without exaggeration, and in the simplicity
+of truth:--There was at that time resident in the great city, which
+is the scene of my narrative, a woman, from some part of Hungary, who
+pretended to the gift of looking into futurity. She had made herself
+known advantageously in several of the greatest cities of Europe, under
+the designation of the Hungarian Prophetess; and very extraordinary
+instances were cited amongst the highest circles of her success in the
+art which she professed. So ample were the pecuniary tributes which
+she levied upon the hopes and the fears, or the simple curiosity of
+the aristocracy, that she was thus able to display not unfrequently
+a disinterestedness and a generosity, which seemed native to her
+disposition, amongst the humbler classes of her applicants; for she
+rejected no addresses that were made to her, provided only they were
+not expressed in levity or scorn, but with sincerity, and in a spirit of
+confiding respect. It happened, on one occasion, when a nursery-servant
+of ours was waiting in her anteroom for the purpose of taking her turn
+in consulting the prophetess professionally, that she had witnessed a
+scene of consternation and unaffected maternal grief in this Hungarian
+lady upon the sudden seizure of her son, a child of four or five years
+old, by a spasmodic inflammation of the throat (since called croup)
+peculiar to children, and in those days not very well understood by
+medical men. The poor Hungarian, who had lived chiefly in warm, or
+at least not damp, climates, and had never so much as heard of this
+complaint, was almost wild with alarm at the rapid increase of the
+symptoms which attend the paroxysms, and especially of that loud and
+distressing sound which marks the impeded respiration. Great, therefore,
+was her joy and gratitude on finding from our servant that she had
+herself been in attendance more than once upon cases of the same nature,
+but very much more violent,--and that, consequently, she was well
+qualified to suggest and to superintend all the measures of instant
+necessity, such as the hot-bath, the peculiar medicines, &c., which are
+almost sure of success when applied in an early stage. Staying to give
+her assistance until a considerable improvement had taken place in the
+child, our servant then hurried home to her mistress. Agnes, it may
+be imagined, dispatched her back with such further and more precise
+directions as in a very short time availed to re-establish the child in
+convalescence. These practical services, and the messages of maternal
+sympathy repeatedly conveyed from Agnes, had completely won the heart of
+the grateful Hungarian, and she announced her intention of calling with
+her little boy, to make her personal acknowledgments for the kindness
+which had been shown to her. She did so, and we were as much impressed
+by the sultana-like style of her Oriental beauty, as she, on her part,
+was touched and captivated by the youthful loveliness of my angelic
+wife. After sitting for above an hour, during which time she talked with
+a simplicity and good feeling that struck us as remarkable in a person
+professing an art usually connected with so much of conscious fraud, she
+rose to take her leave. I must mention that she had previously had our
+little boy sitting on her knee, and had at intervals thrown a hasty
+glance upon the palms of his hands. On parting, Agnes, with her usual
+frankness, held out her hand. The Hungarian took it with an air of sad
+solemnity, pressed it fervently, and said:--'Lady, it is my part in
+this life to look behind the curtain of fate; and oftentimes I see such
+sights in futurity--some near, some far off--as willingly I would _not_
+see. For you, young and charming lady, looking like that angel which you
+are, no destiny can be equal to your deserts. Yet sometimes, true it
+is, God sees not as man sees; and he ordains, after his unfathomable
+counsels, to the heavenly-minded a portion in heaven, and to the
+children whom he loves a rest and a haven not built with hands.
+Something that I have seen dimly warns me to look no farther. Yet, if
+you desire it, I will do my office, and I will read for you with truth
+the lines of fate as they are written upon your hands.' Agnes was a
+little startled, or even shocked, by this solemn address; but, in a
+minute or so, a mixed feeling--one half of which was curiosity, and
+the other half a light-hearted mockery of her own mysterious awe in
+the presence of what she had been taught to view as either fraud or
+insanity--prompted her playfully to insist upon the fullest application
+of the Hungarian's art to her own case; nay, she would have the hands
+of our little Francis read and interpreted as well as her own, and
+she desired to hear the full professional judgment delivered without
+suppression or softening of its harshest awards. She laughed whilst she
+said all this; but she also trembled a little. The Hungarian first
+took the hand of our young child, and perused it with a long and steady
+scrutiny. She said nothing, but sighed heavily as she resigned it. She
+then took the hand of Agnes--looked bewildered and aghast--then gazed
+piteously from Agnes to her child--and at last, bursting into tears,
+began to move steadily out of the room. I followed her hastily, and
+remonstrated upon this conduct, by pointing her attention to the obvious
+truth--that these mysterious suppressions and insinuations, which
+left all shadowy and indistinct, were far more alarming than the most
+definite denunciations. Her answer yet rings in my ear:--'Why should I
+make myself odious to you and to your innocent wife? Messenger of evil
+I am, and have been to many; but evil I will not prophecy to her. Watch
+and pray! Much may be done by effectual prayer. Human means, fleshly
+arms, are vain. There is an enemy in the house of life,' [here she
+quitted her palmistry for the language of astrology;] 'there is a
+frightful danger at hand, both for your wife and your child. Already
+on that dark ocean, over which we are all sailing, I can see dimly the
+point at which the enemy's course shall cross your wife's. There is
+but little interval remaining--not many hours. All is finished; all
+is accomplished; and already he is almost up with the darlings of your
+heart. Be vigilant, be vigilant, and yet look not to yourself, but to
+Heaven, for deliverance.'
+
+This woman was not an impostor: she spoke and uttered her oracles
+under a wild sense of possession by some superior being, and of mystic
+compulsion to say what she would have willingly left unsaid; and never
+yet, before or since, have I seen the light of sadness settle with so
+solemn an expression into human eyes as when she dropped my wife's
+hand, and refused to deliver that burden of prophetic wo with which she
+believed herself to be inspired.
+
+The prophetess departed; and what mood of mind did she leave behind her
+in Agnes and myself? Naturally there was a little drooping of spirits
+at first; the solemnity and the heart-felt sincerity of fear and grief
+which marked her demeanor, made it impossible, at the moment when we
+were just fresh from their natural influences, that we should recoil
+into our ordinary spirits. But with the inevitable elasticity of youth
+and youthful gaiety we soon did so; we could not attempt to persuade
+ourselves that there had been any conscious fraud or any attempt at
+scenical effect in the Hungarian's conduct. She had no motive for
+deceiving us; she had refused all offerings of money, and her whole
+visit had evidently been made under an overflow of the most grateful
+feelings for the attentions shown to her child. We acquitted her,
+therefore, of sinister intentions; and with our feelings of jealousy,
+feelings in which we had been educated, towards everything that tended
+to superstition, we soon agreed to think her some gentle maniac or sad
+enthusiast, suffering under some form of morbid melancholy. Forty-eight
+hours, with two nights' sleep, sufficed to restore the wonted
+equilibrium of our spirits; and that interval brought us onwards to
+the 6th of April--the day on which, as I have already said, my story
+properly commences.
+
+ On that day, on that lovely 6th of April, such as I have described it,
+that 6th of April, about nine o'clock in the morning, we were seated at
+breakfast near the open window--we, that is, Agnes, myself, and little
+Francis; the freshness of morning spirits rested upon us; the golden
+light of the morning sun illuminated the room; incense was floating
+through the air from the gorgeous flowers within and without the house;
+there in youthful happiness we sat gathered together, a family of
+love, and there we never sat again. Never again were we three gathered
+together, nor ever shall be, so long as the sun and its golden
+light--the morning and the evening--the earth and its flowers endure.
+
+Often have I occupied myself in recalling every circumstance the most
+trivial of this the final morning of what merits to be called my life.
+Eleven o'clock, I remember, was striking when Agnes came into my study,
+and said that she would go into the city, (for we lived in a quite rural
+suburb,) that she would execute some trifling commissions which she
+had received from a friend in the country, and would be at home again
+between one and two for a stroll which we had agreed to take in the
+neighboring meadows. About twenty minutes after this she again came into
+my study dressed for going abroad; for such was my admiration of her,
+that I had a fancy--fancy it must have been, and yet still I felt it to
+be real--that under every change she looked best; if she put on a shawl,
+then a shawl became the most feminine of ornaments; if she laid
+aside her shawl and her bonnet, then how nymph-like she seemed in her
+undisguised and unadorned beauty! Full-dress seemed for the time to be
+best, as bringing forward into relief the splendor of her person, and
+allowing the exposure of her arms; a simple morning-dress, again, seemed
+better still, as fitted to call out the childlike innocence of her face,
+by confining the attention to that. But all these are feelings of fond
+and blind affection, hanging with rapture over the object of something
+too like idolatry. God knows, if that be a sin, I was but too profound
+a sinner; yet sin it never was, sin it could not be, to adore a beauty
+such as thine, my Agnes. Neither was it her beauty by itself, and that
+only, which I sought at such times to admire; there was a peculiar
+sort of double relation in which she stood at moments of pleasurable
+expectation and excitement, since our little Francis had become of an
+age to join our party, which made some aspects of her character trebly
+interesting. She was a wife--and wife to one whom she looked up to
+as her superior in understanding and in knowledge of the world, whom,
+therefore, she leaned to for protection. On the other hand, she was also
+a mother. Whilst, therefore, to her child she supported the matronly
+part of guide, and the air of an experienced person; to me she wore,
+ingenuously and without disguise, the part of a child herself, with all
+the giddy hopes and unchastised imaginings of that buoyant age. This
+double character, one aspect of which looks towards her husband and one
+to her children, sits most gracefully upon many a young wife whose heart
+is pure and innocent; and the collision between the two separate parts
+imposed by duty on the one hand, by extreme youth on the other, the
+one telling her that she is a responsible head of a family and the
+depository of her husband's honor in its tenderest and most vital
+interests, the other telling her, through the liveliest language of
+animal sensibility, and through the very pulses of her blood, that she
+is herself a child; this collision gives an inexpressible charm to
+the whole demeanor of many a young married woman, making her other
+fascinations more touching to her husband, and deepening the admiration
+she excites; and the more so, as it is a collision which cannot exist
+except among the very innocent. Years, at any rate, will irresistibly
+remove this peculiar charm, and gradually replace it by the graces
+of the matronly character. But in Agnes this change had not yet been
+effected, partly from nature, and partly from the extreme seclusion of
+her life. Hitherto she still retained the unaffected expression of her
+childlike nature; and so lovely in my eyes was this perfect exhibition
+of natural feminine character, that she rarely or never went out alone
+upon any little errand to town which might require her to rely upon her
+own good sense and courage, that she did not previously come to exhibit
+herself before me. Partly this was desired by me in that lover-like
+feeling of admiration already explained, which leads one to court the
+sight of a beloved object under every change of dress, and under all
+effects of novelty. Partly it was the interest I took in that exhibition
+of sweet timidity, and almost childish apprehensiveness, half disguised
+or imperfectly acknowledged by herself, which (in the way I have just
+explained) so touchingly contrasted with (and for that very reason so
+touchingly drew forth) her matronly character. But I hear some objector
+say at this point, ought not this very timidity, founded (as in part
+at least it was) upon inexperience and conscious inability to face the
+dangers of the world, to have suggested reasons for not leaving her to
+her own protection? And does it not argue, on my part, an arrogant or
+too blind a confidence in the durability of my happiness, as though
+charmed against assaults, and liable to no shocks of sudden revolution?
+I reply that, from the very constitution of society, and the tone of
+manners in the city which we inhabited, there seemed to be a moral
+impossibility that any dangers of consequence should meet her in the
+course of those brief absences from my protection, which only
+were possible; that even to herself any dangers, of a nature to be
+anticipated under the known circumstances of the case, seemed almost
+imaginary; that even _she_ acknowledged a propriety in being trained, by
+slight and brief separations from my guardianship, to face more boldly
+those cases of longer separation and of more absolute consignment to her
+own resources which circumstances might arise to create necessarily, and
+perhaps abruptly. And it is evident that, had she been the wife of any
+man engaged in the duties of a profession, she might have been summoned
+from the very first, and without the possibility of any such gradual
+training, to the necessity of relying almost singly upon her own courage
+and discretion. For the other question, whether I did not depend too
+blindly and presumptuously upon my good luck in not at least affording
+her my protection so long as nothing occurred to make it impossible? I
+may reply, most truly, that all my feelings ran naturally in the very
+opposite channel. So far from confiding too much in my luck, in the
+present instance I was engaged in a task of writing upon some points
+of business which could not admit of further delay; but now, and at all
+times, I had a secret aversion to seeing so gentle a creature thrown
+even for an hour upon her own resources, though in situations which
+scarcely seemed to admit of any occasion for taxing those resources;
+and often I have felt anger towards myself for what appeared to be an
+irrational or effeminate timidity, and have struggled with my own mind
+upon occasions like the present, when I knew that I could not have
+acknowledged my tremors to a friend without something like shame, and
+a fear to excite his ridicule. No; if in anything I ran into excess,
+it was in this very point of anxiety as to all that regarded my wife's
+security. Her good sense, her prudence, her courage, (for courage she
+had in the midst of her timidity,) her dignity of manner, the more
+impressive from the childlike character of her countenance, all should
+have combined to reassure me, and yet they did not. I was still anxious
+for her safety to an irrational extent; and to sum up the whole in a
+most weighty line of Shakspeare, I lived under the constant presence of
+a feeling which only that great observer of human nature (so far as I
+am aware) has ever noticed, viz., that merely the excess of my happiness
+made me jealous of its ability to last, and in that extent less capable
+of enjoying it; that in fact the prelibation of my tears, as a homage to
+its fragility, was drawn forth by my very sense that my felicity was too
+exquisite; or, in the words of the great master
+
+ 'I wept to have' [absolutely, by anticipation, shed tears in
+ possessing] 'what I so feared to lose.'
+
+Thus end my explanations, and I now pursue my narrative: Agnes, as
+I have said, came into my room again before leaving the house--we
+conversed for five minutes--we parted--she went out--her last words
+being that she would return at half-past one o'clock; and not long
+after that time, if ever mimic bells--bells of rejoicing, or bells of
+mourning, are heard in desert spaces of the air, and (as some have said)
+in unreal worlds, that mock our own, and repeat, for ridicule, the vain
+and unprofitable motions of man, then too surely, about this hour, began
+to toll the funeral knell of my earthly happiness--its final hour had
+sounded.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+One o'clock had arrived; fifteen minutes after, I strolled into the
+garden, and began to look over the little garden-gate in expectation of
+every moment descrying Agnes in the distance. Half an hour passed,
+and for ten minutes more I was tolerably quiet. From this time till
+half-past two I became constantly more agitated--_agitated,_ perhaps, is
+too strong a word--but I was restless and anxious beyond what I should
+have chosen to acknowledge. Still I kept arguing, What is half an hour?
+what is an hour? A thousand things might have occurred to cause that
+delay, without needing to suppose any accident; or, if an accident, why
+not a very trifling one? She may have slightly hurt her foot--she
+may have slightly sprained her ankle. 'Oh, doubtless,' I exclaimed to
+myself, 'it will be a mere trifle, or perhaps nothing at all.' But I
+remember that, even whilst I was saying this, I took my hat and walked
+with nervous haste into the little quiet lane upon which our garden-gate
+opened. The lane led by a few turnings, and after a course of about five
+hundred yards, into a broad high-road, which even at that day had begun
+to assume the character of a street, and allowed an unobstructed
+range of view in the direction of the city for at least a mile. Here
+I stationed myself, for the air was so clear that I could distinguish
+dress and figure to a much greater distance than usual. Even on such a
+day, however, the remote distance was hazy and indistinct, and at any
+other season I should have been diverted with the various mistakes
+I made. From occasional combinations of color, modified by light and
+shade, and of course powerfully assisted by the creative state of the
+eye under this nervous apprehensiveness, I continued to shape into
+images of Agnes forms without end, that upon nearer approach presented
+the most grotesque contrasts to her impressive appearance. But I
+had ceased even to comprehend the ludicrous; my agitation was now so
+overruling and engrossing that I lost even my intellectual sense of it;
+and now first I understood practically and feelingly the anguish of hope
+alternating with disappointment, as it may be supposed to act upon the
+poor shipwrecked seaman, alone and upon a desolate coast, straining his
+sight for ever to the fickle element which has betrayed him, but
+which only can deliver him, and with his eyes still tracing in the far
+distance,
+
+ 'Ships, dim-discover'd, dropping from the clouds,'--
+
+which a brief interval of suspense still for ever disperses into hollow
+pageants of air or vapor. One deception melted away only to be succeeded
+by another; still I fancied that at last to a certainty I could descry
+the tall figure of Agnes, her gipsy hat, and even the peculiar elegance
+of her walk. Often I went so far as to laugh at myself, and even to tax
+my recent fears with unmanliness and effeminacy, on recollecting the
+audible throbbings of my heart, and the nervous palpitations which had
+besieged me; but these symptoms, whether effeminate or not, began to
+come back tumultuously under the gloomy doubts that succeeded almost
+before I had uttered this self-reproach. Still I found myself mocked
+and deluded with false hopes; yet still I renewed my quick walk, and the
+intensity of my watch for that radiant form that was fated never more to
+be seen returning from the cruel city.
+
+It was nearly half-past three, and therefore close upon two hours
+beyond the time fixed by Agnes for her return, when I became absolutely
+incapable of supporting the further torture of suspense, and I suddenly
+took the resolution of returning home and concerting with my female
+servants some energetic measures, though _what_ I could hardly say, on
+behalf of their mistress. On entering the garden-gate I met our little
+child Francis, who unconsciously inflicted a pang upon me which he
+neither could have meditated nor have understood. I passed him at his
+play, perhaps even unaware of his presence, but he recalled me to that
+perception by crying aloud that he had just seen his mamma.
+
+'When--where?' I asked convulsively.
+
+'Up stairs in her bedroom,' was his instantaneous answer.
+
+His manner was such as forbade me to suppose that he could be joking;
+and, as it was barely possible (though, for reasons well known to me,
+in the highest degree improbable) that Agnes might have returned by a
+by-path, which, leading through a dangerous and disreputable suburb,
+would not have coincided at any one point with the public road where I
+had been keeping my station. I sprang forward into the house, up stairs,
+and in rapid succession into every room where it was likely that she
+might be found; but everywhere there was a dead silence, disturbed only
+by myself, for, in my growing confusion of thought, I believe that
+I rang the bell violently in every room I entered. No such summons,
+however, was needed, for the servants, two of whom at the least were
+most faithful creatures, and devotedly attached to their young mistress,
+stood ready of themselves to come and make inquiries of me as soon as
+they became aware of the alarming fact, that I had returned without her.
+
+Until this moment, though having some private reasons for surprise that
+she should have failed to come into the house for a minute or two at the
+hour prefixed, in order to make some promised domestic arrangements for
+the day, they had taken it for granted that she must have met with me at
+some distance from home--and that either the extreme beauty of the
+day had beguiled her of all petty household recollections, or (as a
+conjecture more in harmony with past experiences) that my impatience
+and solicitations had persuaded her to lay aside her own plans for the
+moment at the risk of some little domestic inconvenience. Now, however,
+in a single instant vanished _every_ mode of accounting for their
+mistress's absence; and the consternation of our looks communicated
+contagiously, by the most unerring of all languages, from each to the
+other what thoughts were uppermost in our panic-stricken hearts. If
+to any person it should seem that our alarm was disproportioned to the
+occasion, and not justified at least by anything as yet made known to
+us, let that person consider the weight due to the two following facts:
+First, that from the recency of our settlement in this neighborhood, and
+from the extreme seclusion of my wife's previous life at a vast distance
+from the metropolis, she had positively no friends on her list of
+visitors who resided in this great capital; secondly, and far above
+all beside, let him remember the awful denunciations, so unexpectedly
+tallying with this alarming and mysterious absence, of the Hungarian
+prophetess; these had been slighted--almost dismissed from our thoughts;
+but now in sudden reaction they came back upon us with a frightful power
+to lacerate and to sting--the shadowy outline of a spiritual agency,
+such as that which could at all predict the events, combining in one
+mysterious effect, with the shadowy outline of those very predictions.
+The power, that could have predicted, was as dim and as hard to grasp as
+was the precise nature of the evil that had been predicted.
+
+An icy terror froze my blood at this moment when I looked at the
+significant glances, too easily understood by me, that were exchanged
+between the servants. My mouth had been for the last two hours growing
+more and more parched, so that at present, from mere want of moisture,
+I could not separate my lips to speak. One of the women saw the vain
+efforts I was making, and hastily brought me a glass of water. With the
+first recovery of speech, I asked them what little Francis had meant by
+saying that he had seen his mother in her bedroom. Their reply was, that
+they were as much at a loss to discover his meaning as I was; that he
+had made the same assertion to them, and with so much earnestness, that
+they had, all in succession, gone up stairs to look for her, and
+with the fullest expectation of finding her. This was a mystery which
+remained such to the very last; there was no doubt whatsoever that the
+child believed himself to have seen his mother; that he could not have
+seen her in her human bodily presence, there is as little doubt as there
+is, alas! that in this world he never _did_ see her again. The poor
+child constantly adhered to his story, and with a circumstantiality
+far beyond all power of invention that could be presumed in an
+artless infant. Every attempt at puzzling him or entangling him in
+contradictions by means of cross-examination was but labor thrown away;
+though indeed, it is true enough that for those attempts, as will soon
+be seen, there was but a brief interval allowed.
+
+Not dwelling upon this subject at present, I turned to Hannah--a woman
+who held the nominal office of cook in our little establishment, but
+whose real duties had been much more about her mistress's person--and
+with a searching look of appeal I asked her whether, in this moment of
+trial, when (as she might see) I was not so perfectly master of myself
+as perhaps always to depend upon seeing what was best to be done, she
+would consent to accompany me into the city, and take upon herself those
+obvious considerations of policy or prudence which might but too easily
+escape my mind, darkened, and likely to be darkened, as to its power of
+discernment by the hurricane of affliction now too probably at hand. She
+answered my appeal with the fervor I expected from what I had already
+known of her character. She was a woman of a strong, fiery, perhaps I
+might say of heroic mind, supported by a courage that was absolutely
+indomitable, and by a strength of bodily frame very unusual in a woman,
+and beyond the promise even of her person. She had suffered as deep a
+wrench in her own affections as a human being can suffer; she had
+lost her one sole child, a fair-haired boy of most striking beauty and
+interesting disposition, at the age of seventeen, and by the worst
+of all possible fates; he lived (as we did at that time) in a large
+commercial city overflowing with profligacy, and with temptations of
+every order; he had been led astray; culpable he had been, but by very
+much the least culpable of the set into which accident had thrown him,
+as regarded acts and probable intentions; and as regarded palliations
+from childish years, from total inexperience, or any other alleviating
+circumstances that could be urged, having everything to plead--and of
+all his accomplices the only one who had anything to plead. Interest,
+however, he had little or none; and whilst some hoary villains of the
+party, who happened to be more powerfully befriended, were finally
+allowed to escape with a punishment little more than nominal, he and two
+others were selected as sacrifices to the offended laws. They suffered
+capitally. All three behaved well; but the poor boy in particular, with
+a courage, a resignation, and a meekness, so distinguished and beyond
+his years as to attract the admiration and the liveliest sympathy of
+the public universally. If strangers could feel in that way, if the
+mere hardened executioner could be melted at the final scene,--it may be
+judged to what a fierce and terrific height would ascend the affliction
+of a doating mother, constitutionally too fervid in her affections.
+I have heard an official person declare, that the spectacle of her
+desolation and frantic anguish was the most frightful thing he had ever
+witnessed, and so harrowing to the feelings, that all who could by their
+rank venture upon such an irregularity, absented themselves during the
+critical period from the office which corresponded with the government;
+for, as I have said, the affair took place in a large provincial city,
+at a great distance from the capital. All who knew this woman, or who
+were witnesses to the alteration which one fortnight had wrought in her
+person as well as her demeanor, fancied it impossible that she could
+continue to live; or that, if she did, it must be through the giving way
+of her reason. They proved, however, to be mistaken; or, at least, if
+(as some thought) her reason did suffer in some degree, this result
+showed itself in the inequality of her temper, in moody fits of
+abstraction, and the morbid energy of her manner at times under the
+absence of all adequate external excitement, rather than in any positive
+and apparent hallucinations of thought. The charm which had mainly
+carried off the instant danger to her faculties, was doubtless the
+intense sympathy which she met with. And in these offices of consolation
+my wife stood foremost. For, and that was fortunate, she had found
+herself able, without violence to her own sincerest opinions in the
+case, to offer precisely that form of sympathy which was most soothing
+to the angry irritation of the poor mother; not only had she shown a
+_direct_ interest in the boy, and not a mere interest of _reflection_
+from that which she took in the mother, and had expressed it by visits
+to his dungeon, and by every sort of attention to his comforts which
+his case called for, or the prison regulations allowed; not only had
+she wept with the distracted woman as if for a brother of her own; but,
+which went farther than all the rest in softening the mother's heart,
+she had loudly and indignantly proclaimed her belief in the boy's
+innocence, and in the same tone her sense of the crying injustice
+committed as to the selection of the victims, and the proportion of the
+punishment awarded. Others, in the language of a great poet,
+
+ 'Had pitied _her,_ and not her grief;'
+
+they had either not been able to see, or, from carelessness, had
+neglected to see, any peculiar wrong done to her in the matter which
+occasioned her grief,--but had simply felt compassion for her as for one
+summoned, in a regular course of providential and human dispensation,
+to face an affliction, heavy in itself, but not heavy from any special
+defect of equity. Consequently their very sympathy, being so much
+built upon the assumption that an only child had offended to the extent
+implied in his sentence, oftentimes clothed itself in expressions which
+she felt to be not consolations but insults, and, in fact, so many
+justifications of those whom it relieved her overcharged heart to regard
+as the very worst of enemies. Agnes, on the other hand, took the very
+same view of the case as herself; and, though otherwise the gentlest
+of all gentle creatures, yet here, from the generous fervor of her
+reverence for justice, and her abhorrence of oppression, she gave
+herself no trouble to moderate the energy of her language: nor did I,
+on my part, feeling that substantially she was in the right, think it of
+importance to dispute about the exact degrees of the wrong done or the
+indignation due to it. In this way it happened naturally enough that
+at one and the same time, though little contemplating either of these
+results, Agnes had done a prodigious service to the poor desolate mother
+by breaking the force of her misery, as well as by arming the active
+agencies of indignation against the depressing ones of solitary grief,
+and for herself had won a most grateful and devoted friend, who would
+have gone through fire and water to serve her, and was thenceforwards
+most anxious for some opportunity to testify how deep had been her
+sense of the goodness shown to her by her benign young mistress, and
+how incapable of suffering abatement by time. It remains to add, which
+I have slightly noticed before, that this woman was of unusual personal
+strength: her bodily frame matched with her intellectual: and I notice
+this _now_ with the more emphasis, because I am coming rapidly upon
+ground where it will be seen that this one qualification was of more
+summary importance to us--did us more 'yeoman's service' at a crisis
+the most awful--than other qualities of greater name and pretension.
+_Hannah_ was this woman's Christian name; and her name and her memory
+are to me amongst the most hallowed of my earthly recollections.
+
+One of her two fellow-servants, known technically amongst us as the
+'parlor maid,' was also, but not equally, attached to her mistress; and
+merely because her nature, less powerfully formed and endowed, did not
+allow her to entertain or to comprehend any service equally fervid of
+passion or of impassioned action. She, however, was good, affectionate,
+and worthy to be trusted. But a third there was, a nursery maid, and
+therefore more naturally and more immediately standing within the
+confidence of her mistress--her I could not trust: her I suspected. But
+of that hereafter. Meantime, Hannah, she upon whom I leaned as upon a
+staff in all which respected her mistress, ran up stairs, after I had
+spoken and received her answer, in order hastily to dress and prepare
+herself for going out along with me to the city. I did not ask her to
+be quick in her movements: I knew there was no need: and, whilst she was
+absent, I took up, in one of my fretful movements of nervousness, a book
+which was lying upon a side-table: the book fell open of itself at a
+particular page; and in that, perhaps, there was nothing extraordinary,
+for it was a little portable edition of _Paradise Lost_; and the page
+was one which I must naturally have turned to many a time: for to Agnes
+I had read all the great masters of literature, especially those of
+modern times; so that few people knew the high classics more familiarly:
+and as to the passage in question, from its divine beauty I had read it
+aloud to her, perhaps, on fifty separate occasions. All this I mention
+to take away any appearance of a vulgar attempt to create omens;
+but still, in the very act of confessing the simple truth, and thus
+weakening the marvellous character of the anecdote, I must notice it as
+a strange instance of the '_Sortes Miltonianć_,'--that precisely at such
+a moment as this I should find thrown in my way, should feel tempted
+to take up, and should open, a volume containing such a passage as the
+following: and observe, moreover, that although the volume, _once being
+taken up_, would naturally open where it had been most frequently
+read, there were, however, many passages which had been read _as_
+frequently--or more so. The particular passage upon which I opened
+at this moment was that most beautiful one in which the fatal morning
+separation is described between Adam and his bride--that separation so
+pregnant with wo, which eventually proved the occasion of the mortal
+transgression--the last scene between our first parents at which both
+were innocent and both were happy--although the superior intellect
+already felt, and, in the slight altercation preceding this separation,
+had already expressed a dim misgiving of some coming change: these are
+the words, and in depth of pathos they have rarely been approached:--
+
+ 'Oft he to her his charge of quick return
+ Repeated; she to him as oft engag'd
+ To be returned by noon amid the bow'r,
+ And all things in best order to invite
+ Noon-tide repast, or afternoon's repose.
+ Oh much deceived, much failing, hapless Eve!
+ Of thy presumed return, event perverse!
+ Thou never from that hour in Paradise
+ Found'st either sweet repast, or sound repose.'
+
+'_My_ Eve!' I exclaimed, 'partner in _my_ paradise, where art thou?
+_Much failing_ thou wilt not be found, nor _much deceived_; innocent in
+any case thou art; but, alas! too surely by this time _hapless_, and the
+victim of some diabolic wickedness.' Thus I murmured to myself; thus I
+ejaculated; thus I apostrophized my Agnes; then again came a stormier
+mood. I could not sit still; I could not stand in quiet; I threw the
+book from me with violence against the wall; I began to hurry backwards
+and forwards in a short uneasy walk, when suddenly a sound, a step; it
+was the sound of the garden-gate opening, followed by a hasty tread.
+Whose tread? Not for a moment could it be fancied the oread step which
+belonged to that daughter of the hills--my wife, my Agnes; no, it was
+the dull massy tread of a man: and immediately there came a loud blow
+upon the door, and in the next moment, the bell having been found, a
+furious peal of ringing. Oh coward heart! not for a lease of immortality
+could I have gone forwards myself. My breath failed me; an interval
+came in which respiration seemed to be stifled--the blood to halt in its
+current; and then and there I recognised in myself the force and living
+truth of that Scriptural description of a heart consciously beset by
+evil without escape: 'Susannah _sighed_.' Yes, a long, long sigh--a
+deep, deep sigh--that is, the natural language by which the over-charged
+heart utters forth the wo that else would break it. I sighed--oh how
+profoundly! But that did not give me power to move. Who will go to the
+door? I whispered audibly. Who is at the door? was the inaudible whisper
+of my heart. Then might be seen the characteristic differences of the
+three women. That one, whom I suspected, I heard raising an upper window
+to look out and reconnoitre. The affectionate Rachael, on the other
+hand, ran eagerly down stairs; but Hannah, half dressed, even her
+bosom exposed, passed her like a storm; and before I heard any sound of
+opening a door, I saw from the spot where I stood the door already wide
+open, and a man in the costume of a policeman. All that he said I could
+not hear; but this I heard--that I was wanted at the police office, and
+had better come off without delay. He seemed then to get a glimpse of
+me, and to make an effort towards coming nearer; but I slunk away, and
+left to Hannah the task of drawing from him any circumstances which he
+might know. But apparently there was not much to tell, or rather, said
+I, there is too much, the _much_ absorbs the _many_; some one mighty
+evil transcends and quells all particulars. At length the door was
+closed, and the man was gone. Hannah crept slowly along the passage, and
+looked in hesitatingly. Her very movements and stealthy pace testified
+that she had heard nothing which, even by comparison, she could think
+good news. 'Tell me not now, Hannah,' I said; 'wait till we are in the
+open air.' She went up stairs again. How short seemed the time till she
+descended! how I longed for further respite! 'Hannah!' I said at length
+when we were fairly moving upon the road, 'Hannah! I am too sure you
+have nothing good to tell. But now tell me the worst, and let that be in
+the fewest words possible.'
+
+'Sir,' she said, 'we had better wait until we reach the office; for
+really I could not understand the man. He says that my mistress is
+detained upon some charge; but _what_, I could not at all make out. He
+was a man that knew something of you, Sir, I believe, and he wished to
+be civil, and kept saying, "Oh! I dare say it will turn out nothing
+at all, many such charges are made idly and carelessly, and some
+maliciously." "But what charges?" I cried, and then he wanted to speak
+privately to you. But I told him that of all persons he must not speak
+to you, if he had anything painful to tell; for that you were too much
+disturbed already, and had been for some hours, out of anxiety and
+terror about my mistress, to bear much more. So, when he heard that, he
+was less willing to speak freely than before. He might prove wrong, he
+said; he might give offence; things might turn out far otherwise than
+according to first appearances; for his part, he could not believe
+anything amiss of so sweet a lady. And after all, it would be better to
+wait till we reached the office.'
+
+Thus much then was clear--Agnes was under some accusation. This was
+already worse than the worst I had anticipated. 'And then,' said I,
+thinking aloud to Hannah, 'one of two things is apparent to me; either
+the accusation is one of pure hellish malice, without a color of
+probability or the shadow of a foundation, and that way, alas! I am
+driven in my fears by that Hungarian woman's prophecy; or, which but for
+my desponding heart I should be more inclined to think, the charge
+has grown out of my poor wife's rustic ignorance as to the usages then
+recently established by law with regard to the kind of money that could
+be legally tendered. This, however, was a suggestion that did not tend
+to alleviate my anxiety; and my nervousness had mounted to a painful,
+almost to a disabling degree, by the time we reached the office. Already
+on our road thither some parties had passed us who were conversing with
+eagerness upon the case: so much we collected from the many and ardent
+expressions about 'the lady's beauty,' though the rest of such words as
+we could catch were ill calculated to relieve my suspense. This,
+then, at least, was certain--that my poor timid Agnes had already been
+exhibited before a tumultuous crowd; that her name and reputation had
+gone forth as a subject of discussion for the public; and that the
+domestic seclusion and privacy within which it was her matronly
+privilege to move had already undergone a rude violation.
+
+The office, and all the purlieus of the office, were occupied by a dense
+crowd. That, perhaps, was always the case, more or less, at this time
+of day; but at present the crowd was manifestly possessed by a more than
+ordinary interest; and there was a unity in this possessing interest;
+all were talking on the same subject, the case in which Agnes had so
+recently appeared in some character or other; and by this time it became
+but too certain in the character of an accused person. Pity was the
+prevailing sentiment amongst the mob; but the opinions varied much as to
+the probable criminality of the prisoner. I made my way into the office.
+The presiding magistrates had all retired for the afternoon, and would
+not reassemble until eight o'clock in the evening. Some clerks only
+or officers of the court remained, who were too much harassed by
+applications for various forms and papers connected with the routine of
+public business, and by other official duties which required signatures
+or attestations, to find much leisure for answering individual
+questions. Some, however, listened with a marked air of attention to my
+earnest request for the circumstantial details of the case, but finally
+referred me to a vast folio volume, in which were entered all the
+charges, of whatever nature, involving any serious tendency--in fact,
+all that exceeded a misdemeanor--in the regular chronological succession
+according to which they came before the magistrate. Here, in this vast
+calendar of guilt and misery, amidst the _aliases_ or cant designations
+of ruffians, prostitutes, felons, stood the description, at full length,
+Christian and surnames all properly registered, of my Agnes--of her
+whose very name had always sounded to my ears like the very echo of
+mountain innocence, purity, and pastoral simplicity. Here in another
+column stood the name and residence of her accuser. I shall call him
+_Barratt_, for that was amongst his names, and a name by which he had at
+one period of his infamous life been known to the public, though not his
+principal name, or the one which he had thought fit to assume at
+this era. James Barratt, then, as I shall here call him, was a
+haberdasher--keeping a large and conspicuous shop in a very crowded and
+what was then considered a fashionable part of the city. The charge was
+plain and short. Did I live to read it? It accused Agnes M---- of having
+on that morning secreted in her muff, and feloniously carried away, a
+valuable piece of Mechlin lace, the property of James Barratt. And the
+result of the first examination was thus communicated in a separate
+column, written in red ink--'Remanded to the second day after to-morrow
+for final examination.' Everything in this sin-polluted register was
+in manuscript; but at night the records of each day were regularly
+transferred to a printed journal, enlarged by comments and explanatory
+descriptions from some one of the clerks, whose province it was to
+furnish this intelligence to the public journals. On that same night,
+therefore, would go forth to the world such an account of the case, and
+such a description of my wife's person, as would inevitably summon
+to the next exhibition of her misery, as by special invitation and
+advertisement, the whole world of this vast metropolis--the idle, the
+curious, the brutal, the hardened amateur in spectacles of wo, and the
+benign philanthropist who frequents such scenes with the purpose of
+carrying alleviation to their afflictions. All alike, whatever might
+be their motives or the spirit of their actions, would rush (as to
+some grand festival of curiosity and sentimental luxury) to this public
+martyrdom of my innocent wife.
+
+Meantime, what was the first thing to be done? Manifestly, to see Agnes:
+her account of the affair might suggest the steps to be taken. Prudence,
+therefore, at any rate, prescribed this course; and my heart would not
+have tolerated any other. I applied, therefore, at once, for information
+as to the proper mode of effecting this purpose without delay. What
+was my horror at learning that, by a recent regulation of all the
+police-offices, under the direction of the public minister who presided
+over that department of the national administration, no person could be
+admitted to an interview with any accused party during the progress of
+the official examinations; or, in fact, until the final committal of
+the prisoner for trial. This rule was supposed to be attended by great
+public advantages, and had rarely been relaxed--never, indeed, without a
+special interposition of the police minister authorizing its suspension.
+But was the exclusion absolute and universal? Might not, at least,
+a female servant, simply as the bearer of such articles as were
+indispensable to female delicacy and comfort, have access to her
+mistress? No; the exclusion was total and unconditional. To argue the
+point was manifestly idle; the subordinate officers had no discretion in
+the matter; nor, in fact, had any other official person, whatever were
+his rank, except the supreme one; and to him I neither had any obvious
+means of introduction, nor (in case of obtaining such an introduction)
+any chance of success; for the spirit of the rule, I foresaw it would be
+answered, applied with especial force to cases like the present.
+
+Mere human feelings of pity, sympathy with my too visible agitation,
+superadded to something of perhaps reverence for the blighting misery
+that was now opening its artillery upon me--for misery has a privilege,
+and everywhere is felt to be a holy thing--had combined to procure for
+me some attention and some indulgence hitherto. Answers had been given
+with precision, explanations made at length, and anxiety shown
+to satisfy my inquiries. But this could not last; the inexorable
+necessities of public business coming back in a torrent upon the
+official people after this momentary interruption, forbade them to
+indulge any further consideration for an individual case, and I saw that
+I must not stay any longer. I was rapidly coming to be regarded as a
+hinderance to the movement of public affairs; and the recollection
+that I might again have occasion for some appeal to these men in their
+official characters, admonished me not to abuse my privilege of the
+moment. After returning thanks, therefore, for the disposition shown to
+oblige me, I retired.
+
+Slowly did I and Hannah retrace our steps. Hannah sustained, in the tone
+of her spirits, by the extremity of her anger, a mood of feeling which
+I did not share. Indignation was to her in the stead of consolation and
+hope. I, for my part, could not seek even a momentary shelter from my
+tempestuous affliction in that temper of mind. The man who could accuse
+my Agnes, and accuse her of such a crime, I felt to be a monster; and
+in my thoughts he was already doomed to a bloody atonement (atonement!
+alas! what atonement!) whenever the time arrived that _her_ cause would
+not be prejudiced, or the current of public feeling made to turn in his
+favor by investing him with the semblance of an injured or suffering
+person. So much was settled in my thoughts with the stern serenity of a
+decree issuing from a judgment-seat. But that gave no relief, no shadow
+of relief, to the misery which was now consuming me. Here was an end, in
+one hour, to the happiness of a life. In one hour it had given way, root
+and branch--had melted like so much frost-work, or a pageant of vapory
+exhalations. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, and yet for ever
+and ever, I comprehended the total ruin of my situation. The case, as
+others might think, was yet in suspense; and there was room enough for
+very rational hopes, especially where there was an absolute certainty of
+innocence. Total freedom from all doubt on that point seemed to justify
+almost more than hopes. This might be said, and most people would have
+been more or less consoled by it. I was not. I felt as certain, as
+irredeemably, as hopelessly certain of the final results as though I
+had seen the record in the books of Heaven. 'Hope nothing,' I said to
+myself; 'think not of hope in this world, but think only how best to
+walk steadily, and not to reel like a creature wanting discourse of
+reason, or incapable of religious hopes under the burden which it has
+pleased God to impose, and which in this life cannot be shaken off. The
+countenance of man is made to look upward and to the skies. Thither also
+point henceforwards your heart and your thoughts. Never again let your
+thoughts travel earthwards. Settle them on the heavens, to which your
+Agnes is already summoned. The call is clear, and not to be mistaken.
+Little in _her_ fate now depends upon you, or upon anything that man
+can do. Look, therefore, to yourself; see that you make not shipwreck
+of your heavenly freight because your earthly freight is lost; and miss
+not, by any acts of wild and presumptuous despair, that final reunion
+with your Agnes, which can only be descried through vistas that open
+through the heavens.'
+
+Such were the thoughts, thoughts often made audible, which came
+spontaneously like oracles from afar, as I strode homewards with Hannah
+by my side. Her, meantime, I seemed to hear; for at times I seemed and
+I intended to answer her. But answer her I did not; for not ten words of
+all that she said did I really and consciously hear. How I went through
+that night is more entirely a blank in my memory, more entirely a
+chapter of chaos and the confusion of chaos, than any other passage
+the most impressive in my life. If I even slumbered for a moment, as at
+intervals I did sometimes, though never sitting down, but standing
+or pacing about throughout the night, and if in this way I attained a
+momentary respite from self-consciousness, no sooner had I reached this
+enviable state of oblivion, than some internal sting of irritation
+_as_ rapidly dispersed the whole fickle fabric of sleep; and as if the
+momentary trance--this fugitive beguilement of my wo--had been conceded
+by a demon's subtle malice only with the purpose of barbing the pang,
+by thus forcing it into a stronger relief through the insidious peace
+preceding it. It is a well known and most familiar experience to all
+the sons and daughters of affliction, that under no circumstances is the
+piercing, lancinating torment of a recent calamity felt so keenly as in
+the first moments of awaking in the morning from the night's slumbers.
+Just at the very instant when the clouds of sleep, and the whole
+fantastic illusions of dreaminess are dispersing, just as the
+realities of life are re-assuming their steadfast forms--re-shaping
+themselves--and settling anew into those fixed relations which they are
+to preserve throughout the waking hours; in that particular crisis of
+transition from the unreal to the real, the wo which besieges the brain
+and the life-springs at the heart rushes in afresh amongst the other
+crowd of realities, and has at the moment of restoration literally the
+force and liveliness of a new birth--the very same pang, and no whit
+feebler, as that which belonged to it when it was first made known. From
+the total hush of oblivion which had buried it and sealed it up, as it
+were, during the sleeping hours, it starts into sudden life on our
+first awaking, and is to all intents and purposes a new and not an
+old affliction--one which brings with it the old original shock which
+attended its first annunciation.
+
+That night--that first night of separation from my wife--_how_ it
+passed, I know not; I know only _that_ it passed, I being in our common
+bed-chamber, that holiest of all temples that are consecrated to human
+attachments, whenever the heart is pure of man and woman, and the love
+is strong--I being in that bedchamber, once the temple now the sepulchre
+of our happiness,--I there, and my wife--my innocent wife--in a dungeon.
+As the morning light began to break, somebody knocked at the door; it
+was Hannah: she took my hand--misery levels all feeble distinctions of
+station, sex, age--she noticed my excessive feverishness, and gravely
+remonstrated with me upon the necessity there was that I should maintain
+as much health as possible for the sake of 'others,' if not for myself.
+She then brought me some tea, which refreshed me greatly; for I
+had tasted nothing at all beyond a little water since the preceding
+morning's breakfast. This refreshment seemed to relax and thaw the stiff
+frozen state of cheerless, rayless despair in which I had passed the
+night; I became susceptible of consolation--that consolation which lies
+involved in kindness and gentleness of manner--if not susceptible more
+than before of any positive hope. I sat down; and, having no witnesses
+to my weakness but this kind and faithful woman, I wept, and I found a
+relief in tears; and she, with the ready sympathy of woman, wept along
+with me. All at once she ventured upon the circumstances (so far as she
+had been able to collect them from the reports of those who had been
+present at the examination) of our calamity. There was little indeed
+either to excite or to gratify any interest or curiosity separate from
+the _personal_ interest inevitably connected with a case to which there
+were two such parties as a brutal, sensual, degraded ruffian, on one
+side in character of accuser, and on the other as defendant, a meek
+angel of a woman, timid and fainting from the horrors of her situation,
+and under the licentious gaze of the crowd--yet, at the same time, bold
+in conscious innocence, and in the very teeth of the suspicions which
+beset her, winning the good opinion, as well as the good wishes of all
+who saw her. There had been at this first examination little for her to
+say beyond the assigning her name, age, and place of abode; and here
+it was fortunate that her own excellent good sense concurred with
+her perfect integrity and intuitive hatred of all indirect or crooked
+courses in prompting her to an undisguised statement of the simple
+truth, without a momentary hesitation or attempt either at evasion or
+suppression. With equally good intentions in similar situations many a
+woman has seriously injured her cause by slight evasions of the entire
+truth, where nevertheless her only purpose has been the natural and
+ingenuous one of seeking to save the reputation untainted of a name
+which she felt to have been confided to her keeping. The purpose was an
+honorable one, but erroneously pursued. Agnes fell into no such error.
+She answered calmly, simply, and truly, to every question put by the
+magistrates; and beyond _that_ there was little opportunity for her to
+speak; the whole business of this preliminary examination being confined
+to the deposition of the accuser as to the circumstances under which he
+alleged the act of felonious appropriation to have taken place. These
+circumstances were perfectly uninteresting, considered in themselves;
+but amongst them was one which to us had the most shocking interest,
+from the absolute proof thus furnished of a deep-laid plot against
+Agnes. But for this one circumstance there would have been a possibility
+that the whole had originated in error--error growing out of and
+acting upon a nature originally suspicious, and confirmed perhaps by
+an unfortunate experience. And in proportion as that was possible, the
+chances increased that the accuser might, as the examinations advanced,
+and the winning character of the accused party began to develop itself,
+begin to see his error, and to retract his own over-hasty suspicions.
+But now we saw at a glance that for this hope there was no countenance
+whatever, since one solitary circumstance sufficed to establish a
+conspiracy. The deposition bore--that the lace had been secreted and
+afterwards detected in a muff; now it was a fact as well known to both
+of us as the fact of Agnes having gone out at all--that she had laid
+aside her winter's dress for the first time on this genial sunny day.
+Muff she had not at the time, nor could have had appropriately from the
+style of her costume in other respects. What was the effect upon us of
+this remarkable discovery! Of course there died at once the hope of any
+abandonment by the prosecutor of his purpose; because here was proof of
+a predetermined plot. This hope died at once; but then, as it was one
+which never had presented itself to my mind, I lost nothing by which I
+had ever been solaced. On the other hand, it will be obvious that a new
+hope at the same time arose to take its place, viz., the reasonable one
+that by this single detection, if once established, we might raise a
+strong presumption of conspiracy, and moreover that, as a leading fact
+or clue, it might serve to guide us in detecting others. Hannah
+was sanguine in this expectation; and for a moment her hopes were
+contagiously exciting to mine. But the hideous despondency which in
+my mind had settled upon the whole affair from the very first, the
+superstitious presentiment I had of a total blight brooding over the
+entire harvest of my life and its promises, (tracing itself originally,
+I am almost ashamed to own, up to that prediction of the Hungarian
+woman)--denied me steady light, anything--all in short but a wandering
+ray of hope. It was right, of course, nay, indispensable, that the
+circumstance of the muff should be strongly insisted upon at the
+next examination, pressed against the prosecutor, and sifted to the
+uttermost. An able lawyer would turn this to a triumphant account; and
+it would be admirable as a means of pre-engaging the good opinion as
+well as the sympathies of the public in behalf of the prisoner. But,
+for its final effect--my conviction remained, not to be shaken, that all
+would be useless; that our doom had gone forth, and was irrevocable.
+
+Let me not linger too much over those sad times. Morning came on as
+usual; for it is strange, but true, that to the very wretched it seems
+wonderful that times and seasons should keep their appointed courses
+in the midst of such mighty overthrows, and such interruption to the
+courses of their own wonted happiness and their habitual expectations.
+Why should morning and night, why should all movements in the natural
+world be so regular, whilst in the moral world all is so irregular
+and anomalous? Yet the sun and the moon rise and set as usual upon the
+mightiest revolutions of empire and of worldly fortune that this planet
+ever beholds; and it is sometimes even a comfort to know that this will
+be the case. A great criminal, sentenced to an agonizing punishment,
+has derived a fortitude and a consolation from recollecting that the
+day would run its inevitable course--that a day after all was _but_
+a day--that the mighty wheel of alternate light and darkness must and
+would revolve--and that the evening star would rise as usual, and shine
+with its untroubled lustre upon the dust and ashes of what _had_ indeed
+suffered, and so recently, the most bitter pangs, but would then have
+ceased to suffer. 'La Journée,' said Damien,
+
+ 'La journée sera dure, mais elle se passera.'
+
+'----_Se passera_:' yes, that is true, I whispered to myself; my day
+also, my season of trial will be hard to bear; but that also will have
+an end; that also '_se passera_.' Thus I talked or thought so long as I
+thought at all; for the hour was now rapidly approaching, when thinking
+in any shape would for some time be at an end for me.
+
+That day, as the morning advanced, I went again, accompanied by Hannah,
+to the police court and to the prison--a vast, ancient, in parts
+ruinous, and most gloomy pile of building. In those days the
+administration of justice was, if not more corrupt, certainly in its
+inferior departments by far more careless than it is at present, and
+liable to thousands of interruptions and mal-practices, supporting
+themselves upon old traditionary usages which required at least half
+a century, and the shattering everywhere given to old systems by the
+French Revolution, together with the universal energy of mind applied
+to those subjects over the whole length and breadth of Christendom, to
+approach with any effectual reforms. Knowing this, and having myself had
+direct personal cognisance of various cases in which bribery had been
+applied with success, I was not without considerable hope that perhaps
+Hannah and myself might avail ourselves of this irregular passport
+through the gates of the prison. And, had the new regulation been of
+somewhat longer standing, there is little doubt that I should have been
+found right; unfortunately, as yet it had all the freshness of newborn
+vigor, and kept itself in remembrance by the singular irritation it
+excited. Besides this, it was a pet novelty of one particular minister,
+new to the possession of power, anxious to distinguish himself, proud
+of his creative functions within the range of his office, and very
+sensitively jealous on the point of opposition to his mandates. Vain,
+therefore, on this day were all my efforts to corrupt the jailers; and,
+in fact, anticipating a time when I might have occasion to corrupt some
+of them for a more important purpose and on a larger scale, I did not
+think it prudent to proclaim my character beforehand as one who tampered
+with such means, and thus to arm against myself those jealousies in
+official people, which it was so peculiarly important that I should keep
+asleep.
+
+All that day, however, I lingered about the avenues and vast courts
+in the precincts of the prison, and near one particular wing of the
+building, which had been pointed out to me by a jailer as the section
+allotted to those who were in the situation of Agnes; that is, waiting
+their final commitment for trial. The building generally he could
+indicate with certainty, but he professed himself unable to indicate
+the particular part of it which 'the young woman brought in on the day
+previous' would be likely to occupy; consequently he could not point
+out the window from which her cell (her '_cell_!' what a word!) would be
+lighted. 'But, master,' he went on to say, 'I would advise nobody to try
+that game.' He looked with an air so significant, and at the same time
+used a gesture so indicative of private understanding, that I at
+once apprehended his meaning, and assured him that he had altogether
+misconstrued my drift; that, as to attempts at escape, or at any mode of
+communicating with the prisoner from the outside, I trusted all _that_
+was perfectly needless; and that at any rate in my eyes it was perfectly
+hopeless. 'Well, master,' he replied, 'that's neither here nor there.
+You've come down handsomely, that I _will_ say; and where a gentleman
+acts like a gentleman, and behaves himself as such, I'm not the man to
+go and split upon him for a word. To be sure it's quite nat'ral that a
+gentleman--put case that a young woman is his fancy woman--it's nothing
+but nat'ral that he should want to get her out of such an old rat-hole
+as this, where many's the fine-timbered creature, both he and she, that
+has lain to rot, and has never got out of the old trap at all, first
+or last'----'How so?' I interrupted him; 'surely they don't detain the
+corpses of prisoners?' 'Ay, but mind you--put case that he or that she
+should die in this rat-trap before sentence is past, why then the prison
+counts them as its own children, and buries them in its own chapel--that
+old stack of pigeon-holes that you see up yonder to the right hand.' So
+then, after all, thought I, if my poor Agnes should, in her desolation
+and solitary confinement to these wretched walls, find her frail
+strength give way--should the moral horrors of her situation work their
+natural effect upon her health, and she should chance to die within this
+dungeon, here within this same dungeon will she lie to the resurrection,
+and in that case her prison-doors have already closed upon her for
+ever. The man, who perhaps had some rough kindness in his nature,
+though tainted by the mercenary feelings too inevitably belonging to
+his situation, seemed to guess at the character of my ruminations by the
+change of my countenance, for he expressed some pity for my being 'in
+so much trouble;' and it seemed to increase his respect for me that this
+trouble should be directed to the case of a woman, for he appeared
+to have a manly sense of the peculiar appeal made to the honor and
+gallantry of man, by the mere general fact of the feebleness and the
+dependence of woman. I looked at him more attentively in consequence of
+the feeling tone in which he now spoke, and was surprised that I had not
+more particularly noticed him before; he was a fine looking, youngish
+man, with a bold Robin-hood style of figure and appearance; and, morally
+speaking, he was absolutely transfigured to my eyes by the effect worked
+upon him for the moment, through the simple calling up of his better
+nature. However, he recurred to his cautions about the peril in a legal
+sense of tampering with the windows, bolts, and bars of the old decaying
+prison; which, in fact, precisely according to the degree in which its
+absolute power over its prisoners was annually growing less and less,
+grew more and more jealous of its own reputation, and punished the
+attempts to break loose with the more severity, in exact proportion as
+they were the more tempting by the chances of success. I persisted in
+disowning any schemes of the sort, and especially upon the ground of
+their hopelessness. But this, on the other hand, was a ground that in
+his inner thoughts he treated with scorn; and I could easily see that,
+with a little skilful management of opportunity, I might, upon occasion,
+draw from him all the secrets he knew as to the special points of
+infirmity in this old ruinous building. For the present, and until it
+should certainly appear that there was some use to be derived from
+this species of knowledge, I forbore to raise superfluous suspicions
+by availing myself further of his communicative disposition. Taking,
+however, the precaution of securing his name, together with his
+particular office and designation in the prison, I parted from him as
+if to go home, but in fact to resume my sad roamings up and down the
+precincts of the jail.
+
+What made these precincts much larger than otherwise they would have
+been, was the circumstance that, by a usage derived from older days,
+both criminal prisoners and those who were prisoners for debt, equally
+fell under the custody of this huge caravanserai for the indifferent
+reception of crime, of misdemeanor, and of misfortune. And those who
+came under the two first titles, were lodged here through all stages of
+their connection with public justice; alike when mere objects of vague
+suspicion to the police, when under examination upon a specific charge,
+when fully committed for trial, when convicted and under sentence,
+awaiting the execution of that sentence, and, in a large proportion of
+cases, even through their final stage of punishment, when it happened
+to be of any nature compatible with in-door confinement. Hence it arose
+that the number of those who haunted the prison gates, with or without
+a title to admission, was enormous; all the relatives, or more properly
+the acquaintances and connections of the criminal population within
+the prison, being swelled by all the families of needy debtors who came
+daily, either to offer the consolation of their society, or to diminish
+their common expenditure by uniting their slender establishments. One
+of the rules applied to the management of this vast multitude that were
+every day candidates for admission was, that to save the endless trouble
+as well as risk, perhaps, of opening and shutting the main gates
+to every successive arrival, periodic intervals were fixed for the
+admission by wholesale; and as these periods came round every two hours,
+it would happen at many parts of the day that vast crowds accumulated
+waiting for the next opening of the gate. These crowds were assembled
+in two or three large outer courts, in which also were many stalls and
+booths, kept there upon some local privilege of ancient inheritance,
+or upon some other plea made good by gifts or bribes--some by Jews
+and others by Christians, perhaps equally Jewish. Superadded to these
+stationary elements of this miscellaneous population, were others drawn
+thither by pure motives of curiosity, so that altogether an almost
+permanent mob was gathered together in these courts; and amid this mob
+it was,--from I know not what definite motive, partly because I thought
+it probable that amongst these people I should hear the cause of Agnes
+peculiarly the subject of conversation; and so, in fact, it did really
+happen,--but partly, and even more, I believe, because I now awfully
+began to shrink from solitude. Tumult I must have, and distraction of
+thought. Amid this mob, I say, it was that I passed two days. Feverish I
+had been from the first--and from bad to worse, in such a case, was, at
+any rate, a natural progress; but, perhaps, also amongst this crowd of
+the poor, the abjectly wretched, the ill-fed, the desponding, and the
+dissolute, there might be very naturally a larger body of contagion
+lurking than according to their mere numerical expectations. There was
+at that season a very extensive depopulation going on in some quarters
+of this great metropolis, and in other cities of the same empire, by
+means of a very malignant typhus. This fever is supposed to be the
+peculiar product of jails; and though it had not as yet been felt as
+a scourge and devastator of this particular jail, or at least the
+consequent mortality had been hitherto kept down to a moderate amount,
+yet it was highly probable that a certain quantity of contagion, much
+beyond the proportion of other popular assemblages less uniformly
+wretched in their composition, was here to be found all day long; and
+doubtless my excited state, and irritable habit of body, had offered
+a peculiar predisposition that favored the rapid development of this
+contagion. However this might be, the result was, that on the evening
+of the second day which I spent in haunting the purlieus of the prison,
+(consequently the night preceding the second public examination of
+Agnes,) I was attacked by ardent fever in such unmitigated fury, that
+before morning I had lost all command of my intellectual faculties. For
+some weeks I became a pitiable maniac, and in every sense the wreck of
+my former self; and seven entire weeks, together with the better half of
+an eighth week, had passed over my head whilst I lay unconscious of time
+and its dreadful freight of events, excepting in so far as my disordered
+brain, by its fantastic coinages, created endless mimicries and
+mockeries of these events--less substantial, but oftentimes less
+afflicting, or less agitating. It would have been well for me had my
+destiny decided that I was not to be recalled to this world of wo. But
+I had no such happiness in store. I recovered, and through twenty and
+eight years my groans have recorded the sorrow I feel that I did.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I shall not rehearse circumstantially, and point by point, the sad
+unfolding, as it proceeded through successive revelations to me, of all
+which had happened during my state of physical incapacity. When I first
+became aware that my wandering senses had returned to me, and knew, by
+the cessation of all throbbings, and the unutterable pains that had
+so long possessed my brain, that I was now returning from the gates of
+death, a sad confusion assailed me as to some indefinite cloud of evil
+that had been hovering over me at the time when I first fell into a
+state of insensibility. For a time I struggled vainly to recover the
+lost connection of my thoughts, and I endeavored ineffectually to
+address myself to sleep. I opened my eyes, but found the glare of light
+painful beyond measure. Strength, however, it seemed to me that I had,
+and more than enough, to raise myself out of bed. I made the attempt,
+but fell back, almost giddy with the effort. At the sound of the
+disturbance which I had thus made, a woman whom I did not know came from
+behind a curtain, and spoke to me. Shrinking from any communication
+with a stranger, especially one whose discretion I could not estimate in
+making discoveries to me with the requisite caution, I asked her simply
+what o'clock it was.
+
+'Eleven in the forenoon,' she replied.
+
+'And what day of the month?'
+
+'The second,' was her brief answer.
+
+I felt almost a sense of shame in adding--; 'The second! but of what
+month?'
+
+'Of June,' was the startling rejoinder.
+
+On the 8th of April I had fallen ill, and it was now actually the 2d
+of June. Oh! sickening calculation! revolting register of hours! for in
+that same moment which brought back this one recollection, perhaps by
+steadying my brain, rushed back in a torrent all the other dreadful
+remembrances of the period, and now the more so, because, though the
+event was still uncertain as regarded my knowledge, it must have become
+dreadfully certain as regarded the facts of the case, and the happiness
+of all who were concerned. Alas! one little circumstance too painfully
+assured me that this event had not been a happy one. Had Agnes been
+restored to her liberty and her home, where would she have been
+found but watching at my bed-side? That too certainly I knew, and the
+inference was too bitter to support.
+
+On this same day, some hours afterwards, upon Hannah's return from the
+city, I received from her, and heard with perfect calmness, the whole
+sum of evil which awaited me. Little Francis--she took up her tale at
+that point--'was with God:' so she expressed herself. He had died of the
+same fever which had attacked me--had died and been buried nearly
+five weeks before. Too probably he had caught the infection from me.
+Almost--such are the caprices of human feeling--almost I could have
+rejoiced that this young memorial of my vanished happiness had vanished
+also. It gave me a pang, nevertheless, that the grave should thus have
+closed upon him before I had seen his fair little face again. But I
+steeled my heart to hear worse things than this. Next she went on to
+inform me that already, on the first or second day of our calamity, she
+had taken upon herself, without waiting for authority, on observing the
+rapid approaches of illness in me, and arguing the state of helplessness
+which would follow, to write off at once a summons in the most urgent
+terms to the brother of my wife. This gentleman, whom I shall call
+Pierpoint, was a high-spirited, generous young man as I have ever known.
+When I say that he was a sportsman, that at one season of the year he
+did little else than pursue his darling amusement of fox-hunting, for
+which indeed he had almost a maniacal passion--saying this, I shall
+already have prejudged him in the opinions of many, who fancy all such
+persons the slaves of corporeal enjoyments. But, with submission, the
+truth lies the other way. According to my experience, people of these
+habits have their bodies more than usually under their command, as being
+subdued by severe exercise; and their minds, neither better nor worse on
+an average than those of their neighbors, are more available from being
+so much more rarely clogged by morbid habits in that uneasy yoke-fellow
+of the intellectual part--the body. He at all events was a man to
+justify in his own person this way of thinking; for he was a man not
+only of sound, but even of bold and energetic intellect, and in all
+moral respects one whom any man might feel proud to call his friend.
+This young man, Pierpoint, without delay obeyed the summons; and on
+being made acquainted with what had already passed, the first step he
+took was to call upon Barratt, and without further question than what
+might ascertain his identity, he proceeded to inflict upon him a severe
+horsewhipping. A worse step on his sister's account he could not have
+taken. Previously to this the popular feeling had run strongly against
+Barratt, but now its unity was broken. A new element was introduced
+into the question: Democratic feelings were armed against this outrage;
+gentlemen and nobles, it was said, thought themselves not amenable
+to justice; and again, the majesty of the law was offended at this
+intrusion upon an affair already under solemn course of adjudication.
+Everything, however, passes away under the healing hand of time, and
+this also faded from the public mind. People remembered also that he
+was a brother, and in that character, at any rate, had a right to some
+allowances for his intemperance; and what quickened the oblivion of the
+affair was, which in itself was sufficiently strange, that Barratt did
+not revive the case in the public mind by seeking legal reparation for
+his injuries. It was, however, still matter of regret that Pierpoint
+should have indulged himself in this movement of passion, since
+undoubtedly it broke and disturbed the else uniform stream of public
+indignation, by investing the original aggressor with something like the
+character of an injured person; and therefore with some set-off to plead
+against his own wantonness of malice;--his malice might now assume the
+nobler aspect of revenge.
+
+Thus far, in reporting the circumstances, Hannah had dallied--thus far
+I had rejoiced that she dallied, with the main burden of the wo; but now
+there remained nothing to dally with any longer--and she rushed along in
+her narrative, hurrying to tell--I hurrying to hear. A second, a third
+examination had ensued, then a final committal--all this within a week.
+By that time all the world was agitated with the case; literally not
+the city only, vast as that city was, but the nation was convulsed and
+divided into parties upon the question, Whether the prosecution were one
+of mere malice or not? The very government of the land was reported to
+be equally interested, and almost equally divided in opinion. In this
+state of public feeling came the trial. Image to yourself, oh reader,
+whosoever you are, the intensity of the excitement which by that time
+had arisen in all people to be spectators of the scene--then image to
+yourself the effect of all this, a perfect consciousness that in
+herself as a centre was settled the whole mighty interest of
+the exhibition--that interest again of so dubious and mixed a
+character--sympathy in some with mere misfortune--sympathy in others
+with female frailty and guilt, not perhaps founded upon an absolute
+unwavering belief in her innocence, even amongst those who were most
+loud and positive as partisans in affirming it,--and then remember that
+all this hideous scenical display and notoriety settled upon one whose
+very nature, constitutionally timid, recoiled with the triple agony of
+womanly shame--of matronly dignity--of insulted innocence, from every
+mode and shape of public display. Combine all these circumstances and
+elements of the case, and you may faintly enter into the situation of my
+poor Agnes. Perhaps the best way to express it at once is by recurring
+to the case of a young female Christian martyr, in the early ages of
+Christianity, exposed in the bloody amphitheatre of Rome or Verona, to
+'fight with wild beasts,' as it was expressed in mockery--she to fight
+the lamb to fight with lions! But in reality the young martyr _had_
+a fight to maintain, and a fight (in contempt of that cruel mockery)
+fiercer than the fiercest of her persecutors could have faced
+perhaps--the combat with the instincts of her own shrinking, trembling,
+fainting nature. Such a fight had my Agnes to maintain; and at that time
+there was a large party of gentlemen in whom the gentlemanly instinct
+was predominant, and who felt so powerfully the cruel indignities of her
+situation, that they made a public appeal in her behalf. One thing, and
+a strong one, which they said, was this:--'We all talk and move in this
+case as if, because the question appears doubtful to some people, and
+the accused party to some people wears a doubtful character, it would
+follow that she therefore had in reality a mixed character composed in
+joint proportions of the best and the worst that is imputed to her. But
+let us not forget that this mixed character belongs not to her, but
+to the infirmity of our human judgments--_they_ are mixed--_they_ are
+dubious--but she is not--she is, or she is not, guilty--there is no
+middle case--and let us consider for a single moment, that if this young
+lady (as many among us heartily believe) _is_ innocent, then and upon
+that supposition let us consider how cruel we should all think the
+public exposure which aggravates the other injuries (as in that case
+they must be thought) to which her situation exposes her.' They went on
+to make some suggestions for the officers of the court in preparing
+the arrangements for the trial, and some also for the guidance of
+the audience, which showed the same generous anxiety for sparing the
+feelings of the prisoner. If these did not wholly succeed in repressing
+the open avowal of coarse and brutal curiosity amongst the intensely
+vulgar, at least they availed to diffuse amongst the neutral and
+indifferent part of the public a sentiment of respect and forbearance
+which, emanating from high quarters, had a very extensive influence upon
+most of what met the eye or the ear of my poor wife. She, on the day of
+trial, was supported by her brother; and by that time she needed support
+indeed. I was reported to be dying; her little son was dead; neither had
+she been allowed to see him. Perhaps these things, by weaning her from
+all further care about life, might have found their natural effect in
+making her indifferent to the course of the trial, or even to its issue.
+And so, perhaps, in the main, they did. But at times some lingering
+sense of outraged dignity, some fitful gleams of old sympathies,
+'the hectic of a moment,' came back upon her, and prevailed over the
+deadening stupor of her grief. Then she shone for a moment into a starry
+light--sweet and woful to remember. Then----but why linger? I hurry to
+the close: she was pronounced guilty; whether by a jury or a bench of
+judges, I do not say--having determined, from the beginning, to give no
+hint of the land in which all these events happened; neither is that of
+the slightest consequence. Guilty she was pronounced: but sentence at
+that time was deferred. Ask me not, I beseech you, about the muff
+or other circumstances inconsistent with the hostile evidence. These
+circumstances had the testimony, you will observe, of my own servants
+only; nay, as it turned out, of one servant exclusively: _that_
+naturally diminished their value. And, on the other side, evidence was
+arrayed, perjury was suborned, that would have wrecked a wilderness of
+simple truth trusting to its own unaided forces. What followed? Did this
+judgment of the court settle the opinion of the public? Opinion of
+the public! Did it settle the winds? Did it settle the motion of the
+Atlantic? Wilder, fiercer, and louder grew the cry against the wretched
+accuser: mighty had been the power over the vast audience of the
+dignity, the affliction, the perfect simplicity, and the Madonna beauty
+of the prisoner. That beauty so childlike, and at the same time so
+saintly, made, besides, so touching in its pathos by means of the
+abandonment--the careless abandonment and the infinite desolation of her
+air and manner--would of itself, and without further aid, have made many
+converts. Much more was done by the simplicity of her statements, and
+the indifference with which she neglected to improve any strong points
+in her own favor--the indifference, as every heart perceived, of
+despairing grief. Then came the manners on the hostile side--the haggard
+consciousness of guilt, the drooping tone, the bravado and fierce strut
+which sought to dissemble all this. Not one amongst all the witnesses,
+assembled on that side, had (by all agreement) the bold natural tone of
+conscious uprightness. Hence it could not be surprising that the storm
+of popular opinion made itself heard with a louder and a louder sound.
+The government itself began to be disturbed; the ministers of the
+sovereign were agitated; and, had no menaces been thrown out, it was
+generally understood that they would have given way to the popular
+voice, now continually more distinct and clamorous. In the midst of all
+this tumult, obscure murmurs began to arise that Barratt had practised
+the same or similar villanies in former instances. One case in
+particular was beginning to be whispered about, which at once threw
+a light upon the whole affair: it was the case of a young and very
+beautiful married woman, who had been on the very brink of a catastrophe
+such as had befallen my own wife, when some seasonable interference, of
+what nature was not known, had critically delivered her. This case
+arose 'like a little cloud no bigger than a man's hand,' then spread and
+threatened to burst in tempest upon the public mind, when all at once,
+more suddenly even than it had arisen, it was hushed up, or in some way
+disappeared. But a trifling circumstance made it possible to trace
+this case:--in after times, when means offered, but unfortunately no
+particular purpose of good, nor any purpose, in fact, beyond that of
+curiosity, it _was_ traced; and enough was soon ascertained to have
+blown to fragments any possible conspiracy emanating from this Barratt,
+had that been of any further importance. However, in spite of all that
+money or art could effect, a sullen growl continued to be heard amongst
+the populace of villanies many and profound that had been effected or
+attempted by this Barratt; and accordingly, much in the same way as
+was many years afterwards practised in London, when a hosier had caused
+several young people to be prosecuted to death for passing forged
+bank-notes, the wrath of the people showed itself in marking the shop
+for vengeance upon any favorable occasion offering through fire or
+riots, and in the mean time in deserting it. These things had been going
+on for some time when I awoke from my long delirium; but the effect they
+had produced upon a weak and obstinate and haughty government, or at
+least upon the weak and obstinate and haughty member of the government
+who presided in the police administration, was, to confirm and rivet the
+line of conduct which had been made the object of popular denunciation.
+More energetically, more scornfully, to express that determination of
+flying in the face of public opinion and censure, four days before my
+awakening, Agnes had been brought up to receive her sentence. On
+that same day (nay, it was said in that same hour,) petitions, very
+numerously signed, and various petitions from different ranks, different
+ages, different sexes, were carried up to the throne, praying, upon
+manifold grounds, but all noticing the extreme doubtfulness of the
+case, for an unconditional pardon. By whose advice or influence, it was
+guessed easily, though never exactly ascertained, these petitions were
+unanimously, almost contemptuously rejected. And to express the contempt
+of public opinion as powerfully as possible, Agnes was sentenced by the
+court, reassembled in full pomp, order, and ceremonial costume, to a
+punishment the severest that the laws allowed--viz. hard labor for ten
+years. The people raged more than ever; threats public and private
+were conveyed to the ears of the minister chiefly concerned in the
+responsibility, and who had indeed, by empty and ostentatious talking,
+assumed that responsibility to himself in a way that was perfectly
+needless.
+
+Thus stood matters when I awoke to consciousness: and this was the
+fatal journal of the interval--interval so long as measured by my fierce
+calendar of delirium--so brief measured by the huge circuit of
+events which it embraced, and their mightiness for evil. Wrath, wrath
+immeasurable, unimaginable, unmitigable, burned at my heart like
+a cancer. The worst had come. And the thing which kills a man for
+action--the living in two climates at once--a torrid and a frigid
+zone--of hope and fear--that was past. Weak--suppose I were for the
+moment: I felt that a day or two might bring back my strength. No
+miserable tremors of hope _now_ shook my nerves: if they shook from that
+inevitable rocking of the waters that follows a storm, so much might
+be pardoned to the infirmity of a nature that could not lay aside its
+fleshly necessities, nor altogether forego its homage to 'these frail
+elements,' but which by inspiration already lived within a region
+where no voices were heard but the spiritual voices of transcendent
+passions--of
+
+ 'Wrongs unrevenged, and insults unredress'd.'
+
+Six days from that time I was well--well and strong. I rose from bed; I
+bathed; I dressed; dressed as if I were a bridegroom. And that _was_ in
+fact a great day in my life. I was to see Agnes. Oh! yes: permission had
+been obtained from the lordly minister that I should see my wife. Is it
+possible? Can such condescensions exist? Yes: solicitations from
+ladies, eloquent notes wet with ducal tears, these had won from the
+thrice-radiant secretary, redolent of roseate attar, a countersign to
+some order or other, by which I--yes I--under license of a fop, and
+supervision of a jailer--was to see and for a time to converse with my
+own wife.
+
+The hour appointed for the first day's interview was eight o'clock
+in the evening. On the outside of the jail all was summer light and
+animation. The sports of children in the streets of mighty cities are
+but sad, and too painfully recall the circumstances of freedom and
+breezy nature that are not there. But still the pomp of glorious summer,
+and the presence, 'not to be put by,' of the everlasting light, that
+is either always present, or always dawning--these potent elements
+impregnate the very city life, and the dim reflex of nature which is
+found at the bottom of well-like streets, with more solemn powers to
+move and to soothe in summer. I struck upon the prison gates, the first
+among multitudes waiting to strike. Not because we struck, but because
+the hour had sounded, suddenly the gate opened; and in we streamed. I,
+as a visitor for the first time, was immediately distinguished by the
+jailers, whose glance of the eye is fatally unerring. 'Who was it that I
+wanted?' At the name a stir of emotion was manifest, even there: the dry
+bones stirred and moved: the passions outside had long ago passed to the
+interior of this gloomy prison: and not a man but had his hypothesis on
+the case; not a man but had almost fought with some comrade (many had
+literally fought) about the merits of their several opinions.
+
+If any man had expected a scene at this reunion, he would have been
+disappointed. Exhaustion, and the ravages of sorrow, had left to dear
+Agnes so little power of animation or of action, that her emotions were
+rather to be guessed at, both for kind and for degree, than directly
+to have been perceived. She was in fact a sick patient, far gone in an
+illness that should properly have confined her to bed; and was as much
+past the power of replying to my frenzied exclamations, as a dying
+victim of fever of entering upon a strife of argument. In bed, however,
+she was not. When the door opened she was discovered sitting at a table
+placed against the opposite wall, her head pillowed upon her arms, and
+these resting upon the table. Her beautiful long auburn hair had escaped
+from its confinement, and was floating over the table and her own
+person. She took no notice of the disturbance made by our entrance, did
+not turn, did not raise her head, nor make an effort to do so, nor by
+any sign whatever intimate that she was conscious of our presence, until
+the turnkey in a respectful tone announced me. Upon that a low groan, or
+rather a feeble moan, showed that she had become aware of my presence,
+and relieved me from all apprehension of causing too sudden a shock by
+taking her in my arms. The turnkey had now retired; we were alone. I
+knelt by her side, threw my arms about her, and pressed her to my heart.
+She drooped her head upon my shoulder, and lay for some time like one
+who slumbered; but, alas! not as she had used to slumber. Her breathing,
+which had been like that of sinless infancy, was now frightfully short
+and quick; she seemed not properly to breathe, but to gasp. This,
+thought I, may be sudden agitation, and in that case she will gradually
+recover; half an hour will restore her. Wo is me! she did _not_ recover;
+and internally I said--she never _will_ recover. The arrows have gone
+too deep for a frame so exquisite in its sensibility, and already her
+hours are numbered.
+
+At this first visit I said nothing to her about the past; _that_, and
+the whole extent to which our communications should go, I left rather
+to her own choice. At the second visit, however, upon some word or other
+arising which furnished an occasion for touching on this hateful topic,
+I pressed her, contrary to my own previous intention, for as full an
+account of the fatal event as she could without a distressing effort
+communicate. To my surprise she was silent--gloomily--almost it might
+have seemed obstinately silent. A horrid thought came into my mind;
+could it, might it have been possible that my noble-minded wife, such
+she had ever seemed to me, was open to temptations of this nature? Could
+it have been that in some moment of infirmity, when her better angel was
+away from her side, she had yielded to a sudden impulse of frailty,
+such as a second moment for consideration would have resisted, but which
+unhappily had been followed by no such opportunity of retrieval? I
+had heard of such things. Cases there were in our own times (and not
+confined to one nation), when irregular impulses of this sort were known
+to have haunted and besieged natures not otherwise ignoble and base.
+I ran over some of the names amongst those which were taxed with this
+propensity. More than one were the names of people in a technical sense
+held noble. That, nor any other consideration abated my horror. Better,
+I said, better, (because more compatible with elevation of mind,) better
+to have committed some bloody act--some murderous act. Dreadful was the
+panic I underwent. God pardon the wrong I did; and even now I pray
+to him--as though the past thing were a future thing and capable
+of change--that he would forbid her for ever to know what was the
+derogatory thought I had admitted. I sometimes think, by recollecting a
+momentary blush that suffused her marble countenance,--I think--I fear
+that she might have read what was fighting in my mind. Yet that would
+admit of another explanation. If she did read the very worst, meek
+saint! she suffered no complaint or sense of that injury to escape her.
+It might, however, be that perception, or it might be that fear which
+roused her to an effort that otherwise had seemed too revolting to
+undertake. She now rehearsed the whole steps of the affair from first to
+last; but the only material addition, which her narrative made to that
+which the trial itself had involved, was the following:--On two separate
+occasions previous to the last and fatal one, when she had happened to
+walk unaccompanied by me in the city, the monster Barratt had met her
+in the street. He had probably--and this was, indeed, subsequently
+ascertained--at first, and for some time afterwards, mistaken her rank,
+and had addressed some proposals to her, which, from the suppressed
+tone of his speaking, or from her own terror and surprise, she had not
+clearly understood; but enough had reached her alarmed ear to satisfy
+her that they were of a nature in the last degree licentious and
+insulting. Terrified and shocked rather than indignant, for she too
+easily presumed the man to be a maniac, she hurried homewards; and was
+rejoiced, on first venturing to look round when close to her own gate,
+to perceive that the man was not following. There, however, she was
+mistaken; for either on this occasion, or on some other, he had traced
+her homewards. The last of these rencontres had occurred just three
+months before the fatal 6th of April; and if, in any one instance, Agnes
+had departed from the strict line of her duty as a wife, or had shown
+a defect of judgment, it was at this point--in not having frankly and
+fully reported the circumstances to me. On the last of these occasions
+I had met her at the garden-gate, and had particularly remarked that she
+seemed agitated; and now, at recalling these incidents, Agnes reminded
+me that I had noticed that circumstance to herself, and that she had
+answered me faithfully as to the main fact. It was true she had done so;
+for she had said that she had just met a lunatic who had alarmed her
+by fixing his attention upon herself, and speaking to her in a ruffian
+manner; and it was also true that she did sincerely regard him in that
+light. This led me at the time to construe the whole affair into a
+casual collision with some poor maniac escaping from his keepers, and of
+no future moment, having passed by without present consequences. But had
+she, instead of thus reporting her own erroneous impression, reported
+the entire circumstances of the case, I should have given them a
+very different interpretation. Affection for me, and fear to throw me
+needlessly into a quarrel with a man of apparently brutal and violent
+nature--these considerations, as too often they do with the most upright
+wives, had operated to check Agnes in the perfect sincerity of her
+communications. She had told nothing _but_ the truth--only, and fatally
+it turned out for us both, she had not told the _whole_ truth. The very
+suppression, to which she had reconciled herself, under the belief that
+thus she was providing for my safety and her own consequent happiness,
+had been the indirect occasion of ruin to both. It was impossible to
+show displeasure under such circumstances, or under any circumstances,
+to one whose self-reproaches were at any rate too bitter; but certainly,
+as a general rule, every conscientious woman should resolve to consider
+her husband's honor in the first case, and far before all other regards
+whatsoever; to make this the first, the second, the third law of her
+conduct, and his personal safety but the fourth or fifth. Yet women,
+and especially when the interests of children are at stake upon their
+husbands' safety, rarely indeed are able to take this Roman view of
+their duties.
+
+To return to the narrative. Agnes had not, nor could have, the most
+remote suspicion of this Barratt's connection with the shop which he had
+not accidentally entered; and the sudden appearance of this wretch it
+was, at the very moment of finding herself charged with so vile and
+degrading an offence, that contributed most of all to rob her of her
+natural firmness, by suddenly revealing to her terrified heart the depth
+of the conspiracy which thus yawned like a gulf below her. And not only
+had this sudden horror, upon discovering a guilty design in what before
+had seemed accident, and links uniting remote incidents which else
+seemed casual and disconnected, greatly disturbed and confused her
+manner, which confusion again had become more intense upon her own
+consciousness that she _was_ confused, and that her manner was greatly
+to her disadvantage; but--which was the worst effect of all, because the
+rest could not operate against her, except upon those who were present
+to witness it, whereas this was noted down and recorded--so utterly
+did her confusion strip her of all presence of mind, that she did not
+consciously notice (and consequently could not protest against at
+the moment when it was most important to do so, and most natural) the
+important circumstance of the muff. This capital objection, therefore,
+though dwelt upon and improved to the utmost at the trial, was looked
+upon by the judges as an after-thought; and merely because it had not
+been seized upon by herself, and urged in the first moments of her
+almost incapacitating terror on finding this amongst the circumstances
+of the charge against her--as if an ingenuous nature, in the very act of
+recoiling with horror from a criminal charge the most degrading, and in
+the very instant of discovering, with a perfect rapture of alarm, the
+too plausible appearance of probability amongst the circumstances, would
+be likely to pause, and with attorney-like dexterity, to pick out the
+particular circumstance that might admit of being _proved_ to be false,
+when the conscience proclaimed, though in despondence for the result,
+that all the circumstances were, as to the use made of them, one tissue
+of falsehoods. Agnes, who had made a powerful effort in speaking of the
+case at all, found her calmness increase as she advanced; and she now
+told me, that in reality there were two discoveries which she made in
+the same instant, and not one only, which had disarmed her firmness and
+ordinary presence of mind. One I have mentioned--the fact of Barratt,
+the proprietor of the shop, being the same person who had in former
+instances persecuted her in the street; but the other was even more
+alarming--it has been said already that it was _not_ a pure matter of
+accident that she had visited this particular shop. In reality, that
+nursery-maid, of whom some mention has been made above, and in terms
+expressing the suspicion with which even then I regarded her, had
+persuaded her into going thither by some representations which Agnes
+had already ascertained to be altogether unwarranted. Other presumptions
+against this girl's fidelity crowded dimly upon my wife's mind at the
+very moment of finding her eyes thus suddenly opened. And it was not
+five minutes after her first examination, and in fact five minutes
+after it had ceased to be of use to her, that she remembered another
+circumstance which now, when combined with the sequel, told its own
+tale,--the muff had been missed some little time before the 6th of
+April. Search had been made for it; but, the particular occasion which
+required it having passed off, this search was laid aside for the
+present, in the expectation that it would soon reappear in some corner
+of the house before it was wanted: then came the sunny day, which made
+it no longer useful, and would perhaps have dismissed it entirely from
+the recollection of all parties, until it was now brought back in this
+memorable way. The name of my wife was embroidered within, upon the
+lining, and it thus became a serviceable link to the hellish cabal
+against her. Upon reviewing the circumstances from first to last, upon
+recalling the manner of the girl at the time when the muff was missed,
+and upon combining the whole with her recent deception, by which she had
+misled her poor mistress into visiting this shop, Agnes began to see the
+entire truth as to this servant's wicked collusion with Barratt, though,
+perhaps, it might be too much to suppose her aware of the unhappy result
+to which her collusion tended. All this she saw at a glance when it was
+too late, for her first examination was over. This girl, I must add, had
+left our house during my illness, and she had afterwards a melancholy
+end.
+
+One thing surprised me in all this. Barratt's purpose must manifestly
+have been to create merely a terror in my poor wife's mind, and to stop
+short of any legal consequences, in order to profit of that panic and
+confusion for extorting compliances with his hideous pretensions. It
+perplexed me, therefore, that he did not appear to have pursued this
+manifestly his primary purpose, the other being merely a mask to conceal
+his true ends, and also (as he fancied) a means for effecting them. In
+this, however, I had soon occasion to find that I was deceived. He had,
+but without the knowledge of Agnes, taken such steps as were then open
+to him, for making overtures to her with regard to the terms upon which
+he would agree to defeat the charge against her by failing to appear.
+But the law had travelled too fast for him, and too determinately; so
+that, by the time he supposed terror to have operated sufficiently in
+favor of his views, it had already become unsafe to venture upon such
+explicit proposals as he would otherwise have tried. His own safety was
+now at stake, and would have been compromised by any open or written
+avowal of the motives on which he had been all along acting. In fact, at
+this time he was foiled by the agent in whom he confided; but much
+more he had been confounded upon another point--the prodigious interest
+manifested by the public. Thus it seems--that, whilst he meditated only
+a snare for my poor Agnes, he had prepared one for himself; and finally,
+to evade the suspicions which began to arise powerfully as to his true
+motives, and thus to stave off his own ruin, had found himself in a
+manner obliged to go forward and consummate the ruin of another.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The state of Agnes, as to health and bodily strength, was now becoming
+such that I was forcibly warned--whatsoever I meditated doing, to do
+quickly. There was this urgent reason for alarm: once conveyed into
+that region of the prison in which sentences like hers were executed, it
+became hopeless that I could communicate with her again. All intercourse
+whatsoever, and with whomsoever, was then placed under the most rigorous
+interdict; and the alarming circumstance was, that this transfer was
+governed by no settled rules, but might take place at any hour, and
+would certainly be precipitated by the slightest violence on my part,
+the slightest indiscretion, or the slightest argument for suspicion.
+Hard indeed was the part I had to play, for it was indispensable that
+I should appear calm and tranquil, in order to disarm suspicions around
+me, whilst continually contemplating the possibility that I myself might
+be summoned to extremities which I could not so much as trust myself to
+name or distinctly to conceive. But thus stood the case: the Government,
+it was understood, angered by the public opposition, resolute for the
+triumph of what they called 'principle,' had settled finally that the
+sentence should be carried into execution. Now that she, that my Agnes,
+being the frail wreck that she had become, could have stood one week of
+this sentence practically and literally enforced--was a mere chimera. A
+few hours probably of the experiment would have settled that question
+by dismissing her to the death she longed for; but because the suffering
+would be short, was I to stand by and to witness the degradation--the
+pollution--attempted to be fastened upon her. What! to know that her
+beautiful tresses would be shorn ignominiously--a felon's dress forced
+upon her--a vile taskmaster with authority to----; blistered be the
+tongue that could go on to utter, in connection with her innocent name,
+the vile dishonors which were to settle upon her person! I, however, and
+her brother had taken such resolutions that this result was one barely
+possible; and yet I sickened (yes, literally I many times experienced
+the effect of physical sickness) at contemplating our own utter childish
+helplessness, and recollecting that every night during our seclusion
+from the prison the last irreversible step might be taken--and in the
+morning we might find a solitary cell, and the angel form that had
+illuminated it gone where we could not follow, and leaving behind her
+the certainty that we should see her no more. Every night, at the hour
+of locking up, _she_, at least, manifestly had a fear that she saw
+us for the last time; she put her arms feebly about my neck, sobbed
+convulsively, and, I believe, guessed--but, if really so, did not much
+reprove or quarrel with the desperate purposes which I struggled with in
+regard to her own life. One thing was quite evident--that to the peace
+of her latter days, now hurrying to their close, it was indispensable
+that she should pass them undivided from me; and possibly, as was
+afterwards alleged, when it became easy to allege any thing, some
+relenting did take place in high quarters at this time; for upon some
+medical reports made just now, a most seasonable indulgence was granted,
+viz. that Hannah was permitted to attend her mistress constantly; and
+it was also felt as a great alleviation of the horrors belonging to this
+prison, that candles were now allowed throughout the nights. But I was
+warned privately that these indulgences were with no consent from
+the police minister; and that circumstances might soon withdraw the
+momentary intercession by which we profited. With this knowledge, we
+could not linger in our preparations; we had resolved upon accomplishing
+an escape for Agnes, at whatever risk or price; the main difficulty was
+her own extreme feebleness, which might forbid her to co-operate with us
+in any degree at the critical moment; and the main danger was--delay. We
+pushed forward, therefore, in our attempts with prodigious energy, and I
+for my part with an energy like that of insanity.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The first attempt we made was upon the fidelity to his trust of the
+chief jailer. He was a coarse, vulgar man, brutal in his manners, but
+with vestiges of generosity in his character--though damaged a good deal
+by his daily associates. Him we invited to a meeting at a tavern in
+the neighborhood of the prison, disguising our names as too certain to
+betray our objects, and baiting our invitation with some hints which
+we had ascertained were likely to prove temptations under his immediate
+circumstances. He had a graceless young son whom he was most anxious to
+wean from his dissolute connections, and to steady, by placing him in
+some office of no great responsibility. Upon this knowledge we framed
+the terms of our invitation.
+
+These proved to be effectual, as regarded our immediate object of
+obtaining an interview of persuasion. The night was wet; and at seven
+o'clock, the hour fixed for the interview, we were seated in readiness,
+much perplexed to know whether he would take any notice of our
+invitation. We had waited three quarters of an hour, when we heard a
+heavy lumbering step ascending the stair. The door was thrown open
+to its widest extent, and in the centre of the door-way stood a short
+stout-built man, and the very broadest I ever beheld--staring at us with
+bold inquiring eyes. His salutation was something to this effect.
+
+'What the hell do you gay fellows want with me? What the blazes is this
+humbugging letter about? My son, and be hanged! What do you know of my
+son?'
+
+Upon this overture we ventured to request that he would come in and
+suffer us to shut the door, which we also locked. Next we produced the
+official paper nominating his son to a small place in the customs,--not
+yielding much, it was true, in the way of salary, but fortunately, and
+in accordance with the known wishes of the father, unburdened with any
+dangerous trust.
+
+'Well, I suppose I must say thank ye: but what comes next? What am I to
+do to pay the damages?' We informed him that for this particular little
+service we asked no return.
+
+'No, no,' said he, 'that'll not go down: that cat'll not jump. I'm
+not green enough for that. So, say away--what's the damage?' We then
+explained that we had certainly a favor and a great one to ask: ['Ay,
+I'll be bound you have,' was his parenthesis:] but that for this we were
+prepared to offer a separate remuneration; repeating that with respect
+to the little place procured for his son, it had not cost us anything,
+and therefore we did really and sincerely decline to receive anything
+in return; satisfied that, by this little offering, we had procured
+the opportunity of this present interview. At this point we withdrew a
+covering from the table upon which we had previously arranged a heap of
+gold coins, amounting in value to twelve hundred English guineas: this
+being the entire sum which circumstances allowed us to raise on so
+sudden a warning: for some landed property that we both had was so
+settled and limited, that we could not convert it into money either
+by way of sale, loan, or mortgage. This sum, stating to him its exact
+amount, we offered to his acceptance, upon the single condition that he
+would look aside, or wink hard, or (in whatever way he chose to express
+it) would make, or suffer to be made, such facilities for our liberating
+a female prisoner as we would point out. He mused: full five minutes he
+sat deliberating without opening his lips. At length he shocked us by
+saying, in a firm, decisive tone, that left us little hope of altering
+his resolution,--'No: gentlemen, it's a very fair offer, and a good deal
+of money for a single prisoner. I think I can guess at the person. It's
+a fair offer--fair enough. But, bless your heart! if I were to do the
+thing you want--why perhaps another case might be overlooked: but this
+prisoner, no: there's too much depending. No, they would turn me out of
+my place. Now the place is worth more to me in the long run than what
+you offer: though you bid fair enough, if it were only for my time in
+it. But look here: in case I can get my son to come into harness, I'm
+expecting to get the office for him after I've retired. So I can't do
+it. But I'll tell you what: you've been kind to my son: and therefore
+I'll not say a word about it. You're safe for me. And so good-night
+to you.' Saying which, and standing no further question, he walked
+resolutely out of the room and down stairs.
+
+Two days we mourned over this failure, and scarcely knew which way
+to turn for another ray of hope;--on the third morning we received
+intelligence that this very jailer had been attacked by the fever,
+which, after long desolating the city, had at length made its way into
+the prison. In a very few days the jailer was lying without hope of
+recovery: and of necessity another person was appointed to fill his
+station for the present. This person I had seen, and I liked him less
+by much than the one he succeeded: he had an Italian appearance, and he
+wore an air of Italian subtlety and dissimulation. I was surprised to
+find, on proposing the same service to him, and on the same terms, that
+he made no objection whatever, but closed instantly with my offers. In
+prudence, however, I had made this change in the articles: a sum equal
+to two hundred English guineas, or one-sixth part of the whole money, he
+was to receive beforehand as a retaining fee; but the remainder was to
+be paid only to himself, or to anybody of his appointing, at the very
+moment of our finding the prison gates thrown open to us. He spoke
+fairly enough, and seemed to meditate no treachery; nor was there any
+obvious or known interest to serve by treachery; and yet I doubted him
+grievously.
+
+The night came: it was chosen as a gala night, one of two nights
+throughout the year in which the prisoners were allowed to celebrate a
+great national event: and in those days of relaxed prison management
+the utmost license was allowed to the rejoicing. This indulgence was
+extended to prisoners of all classes, though, of course, under more
+restrictions with regard to the criminal class. Ten o'clock came--the
+hour at which we had been instructed to hold ourselves in readiness.
+We had been long prepared. Agnes had been dressed by Hannah in such a
+costume externally (a man's hat and cloak, &c.) that, from her height,
+she might easily have passed amongst a mob of masquerading figures in
+the debtors' halls and galleries for a young stripling. Pierpoint and
+myself were also to a certain degree disguised; so far, at least, that
+we should not have been recognized at any hurried glance by those of the
+prison officers who had become acquainted with our persons. We were all
+more or less disguised about the face; and in that age when masks were
+commonly used at all hours by people of a certain rank, there would have
+been nothing suspicious in any possible costume of the kind in a night
+like this, if we could succeed in passing for friends of debtors.
+
+I am impatient of these details, and I hasten over the ground. One
+entire hour passed away, and no jailer appeared. We began to despond
+heavily; and Agnes, poor thing! was now the most agitated of us all.
+At length eleven struck in the harsh tones of the prison-clock. A
+few minutes after, we heard the sound of bolts drawing, and bars
+unfastening. The jailer entered--drunk, and much disposed to be
+insolent. I thought it advisable to give him another bribe, and he
+resumed the fawning insinuation of his manner. He now directed us, by
+passages which he pointed out, to gain the other side of the prison.
+There we were to mix with the debtors and their mob of friends, and
+to await his joining us, which in that crowd he could do without much
+suspicion. He wished us to traverse the passages separately; but this
+was impossible, for it was necessary that one of us should support Agnes
+on each side. I previously persuaded her to take a small quantity
+of brandy, which we rejoiced to see had given her, at this moment of
+starting, a most seasonable strength and animation. The gloomy passages
+were more than usually empty, for all the turnkeys were employed in a
+vigilant custody of the gates, and examination of the parties going out.
+So the jailer had told us, and the news alarmed us. We came at length to
+a turning which brought us in sight of a strong iron gate, that divided
+the two main quarters of the prison. For this we had not been prepared.
+The man, however, opened the gate without a word spoken, only putting
+out his hand for a fee; and in my joy, perhaps, I gave him one
+imprudently large. After passing this gate, the distant uproar of the
+debtors guided us to the scene of their merriment; and when there, such
+was the tumult and the vast multitude assembled, that we now hoped in
+good earnest to accomplish our purpose without accident. Just at this
+moment the jailer appeared in the distance; he seemed looking towards
+us, and at length one of our party could distinguish that he was
+beckoning to us. We went forward, and found him in some agitation, real
+or counterfeit. He muttered a word or two quite unintelligible about the
+man at the wicket, told us we must wait a while, and he would then see
+what could be done for us. We were beginning to demur, and to express
+the suspicions which now too seriously arose, when he, seeing, or
+affecting to see some object of alarm, pushed us with a hurried movement
+into a cell opening upon the part of the gallery at which we were now
+standing. Not knowing whether we really might not be retreating from
+some danger, we could do no otherwise than comply with his signals; but
+we were troubled at finding ourselves immediately locked in from the
+outside, and thus apparently all our motions had only sufficed to
+exchange one prison for another.
+
+We were now completely in the dark, and found, by a hard breathing from
+one corner of the little dormitory, that it was not unoccupied. Having
+taken care to provide ourselves separately with means for striking a
+light, we soon had more than one torch burning. The brilliant light
+falling upon the eyes of a man who lay stretched on the iron bedstead,
+woke him. It proved to be my friend the under-jailer, Ratcliffe, but
+no longer holding any office in the prison. He sprang up, and a rapid
+explanation took place. He had become a prisoner for debt; and on this
+evening, after having caroused through the day with some friends
+from the country, had retired at an early hour to sleep away
+his intoxication. I on my part thought it prudent to intrust him
+unreservedly with our situation and purposes, not omitting our gloomy
+suspicions. Ratcliffe looked, with a pity that won my love, upon the
+poor wasted Agnes. He had seen her on her first entrance into the
+prison, had spoken to her, and therefore knew _from_ what she had
+fallen, _to_ what. Even then he had felt for her; how much more at this
+time, when he beheld, by the fierce light of the torches, her wo-worn
+features!
+
+'Who was it,' he asked eagerly, 'you made the bargain with? Manasseh?'
+
+'The same.'
+
+'Then I can tell you this--not a greater villain walks the earth. He is
+a Jew from Portugal; he has betrayed many a man, and will many another,
+unless he gets his own neck stretched, which might happen, if I told all
+I know.'
+
+'But what was it probable that this man meditated? Or how could it
+profit him to betray us?'
+
+'That's more than I can tell. He wants to get your money, and that he
+doesn't know how to bring about without doing his part. But that's what
+he never _will_ do, take my word for it. That would cut him out of all
+chance for the head-jailer's place.' He mused a little, and then told us
+that he could himself put us outside the prison walls, and _would_ do it
+without fee or reward. 'But we must be quiet, or that devil will bethink
+him of me. I'll wager something he thought that I was out merry-making
+like the rest; and if he should chance to light upon the truth, he'll be
+back in no time.' Ratcliffe then removed an old fire-grate, at the back
+of which was an iron plate, that swung round into a similar fire-place
+in the contiguous cell. From that, by a removal of a few slight
+obstacles, we passed, by a long avenue, into the chapel. Then he left
+us, whilst he went out alone to reconnoitre his ground. Agnes was now
+in so pitiable a condition of weakness, as we stood on the very brink of
+our final effort, that we placed her in a pew, where she could rest as
+upon a sofa. Previously we had stood upon graves, and with monuments
+more or less conspicuous all around us: some raised by friends to
+the memory of friends--some by subscriptions in the prison--some by
+children, who had risen into prosperity, to the memory of a father,
+brother, or other relative, who had died in captivity. I was grieved
+that these sad memorials should meet the eye of my wife at this moment
+of awe and terrific anxiety. Pierpoint and I were well armed, and all
+of us determined not to suffer a recapture, now that we were free of the
+crowds that made resistance hopeless. This Agnes easily perceived;
+and _that_, by suggesting a bloody arbitration, did not lessen her
+agitation. I hoped therefore, that, by placing her in the pew, I might
+at least liberate her for the moment from the besetting memorials of
+sorrow and calamity. But, as if in the very teeth of my purpose, one of
+the large columns which supported the roof of the chapel, had its basis
+and lower part of the shaft in this very pew. On the side of it, and
+just facing her as she lay reclining on the cushions, appeared a
+mural tablet, with a bas-relief in white marble, to the memory of two
+children, twins, who had lived and died at the same time, and in
+this prison--children who had never breathed another air than that of
+captivity, their parents having passed many years within these walls,
+under confinement for debt. The sculptures were not remarkable, being a
+trite, but not the less affecting, representation of angels descending
+to receive the infants; but the hallowed words of the inscription,
+distinct and legible--'Suffer little children to come unto me, and
+forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom of God'--met her eye,
+and, by the thoughts they awakened, made me fear that she would become
+unequal to the exertions which yet awaited her. At this moment Ratcliffe
+returned, and informed us that all was right; and that, from the ruinous
+state of all the buildings which surrounded the chapel, no difficulty
+remained for us, who were, in fact, beyond the strong part of the
+prison, excepting at a single door, which we should be obliged to break
+down. But had we any means arranged for pursuing our flight, and turning
+this escape to account when out of confinement? All that, I assured him,
+was provided for long ago. We proceeded, and soon reached the door. We
+had one crow-bar amongst us, but beyond that had no better weapons
+than the loose stones found about some new-made graves in the chapel.
+Ratcliffe and Pierpoint, both powerful men, applied themselves by turns
+to the door, whilst Hannah and I supported Agnes. The door did not
+yield, being of enormous strength; but the wall did, and a large mass
+of stone-work fell outwards, twisting the door aside; so that, by
+afterwards working with our hands, we removed stones many enough to
+admit of our egress. Unfortunately this aperture was high above the
+ground, and it was necessary to climb over a huge heap of loose rubbish
+in order to profit by it. My brother-in-law passed first in order to
+receive my wife, quite helpless at surmounting the obstacle by her own
+efforts, out of my arms. He had gone through the opening, and, turning
+round so as to face me, he naturally could see something that I did
+_not_ see. 'Look behind!' he called out rapidly. I did so, and saw the
+murderous villain Manasseh with his arm uplifted, and in the act of
+cutting at my wife, nearly insensible as she was, with a cutlass. The
+blow was not for me, but for her, as the fugitive prisoner; and the law
+would have borne him out in the act. I saw, I comprehended the whole. I
+groped, as far as I could without letting my wife drop, for my pistols;
+but all that I could do would have been unavailing, and too late--she
+would have been murdered in my arms. But--and that was what none of us
+saw--neither I, nor Pierpoint, nor the hound Manasseh--one person stood
+back in the shade; one person had seen, but had not uttered a word
+on seeing Manasseh advancing through the shades; one person only
+had forecast the exact succession of all that was coming; me she saw
+embarrassed and my hands preoccupied--Pierpoint and Ratcliffe useless
+by position--and the gleam of the dog's eye directed her to his aim. The
+crow-bar was leaning against the shattered wall. This she had silently
+seized. One blow knocked up the sword; a second laid the villain
+prostrate. At this moment appeared another of the turnkeys advancing
+from the rear, for the noise of our assault upon the door had drawn
+attention in the interior of the prison, from which, however, no great
+number of assistants could on this dangerous night venture to absent
+themselves. What followed for the next few minutes hurried onwards,
+incident crowding upon incident, like the motions of a dream:--Manasseh,
+lying on the ground, yelled out, 'The bell! the bell!' to him who
+followed. The man understood, and made for the belfry-door attached
+to the chapel; upon which Pierpoint drew a pistol, and sent the bullet
+whizzing past his ear so truly, that fear made the man obedient to the
+counter-orders of Pierpoint for the moment. He paused and awaited the
+issue. In a moment had all cleared the wall, traversed the waste ground
+beyond it, lifted Agnes over the low railing, shaken hands with our
+benefactor Ratcliffe, and pushed onwards as rapidly as we were able
+to the little dark lane, a quarter of a mile distant, where had stood
+waiting for the last two hours a chaise-and-four.
+
+[Ratcliffe, before my story closes, I will pursue to the last of my
+acquaintance with him, according to the just claims of his services. He
+had privately whispered to me, as we went along, that he could speak to
+the innocence of that lady, pointing to my wife, better than anybody.
+He was the person whom (as then holding an office in the prison) Barratt
+had attempted to employ as agent in conveying any messages that he found
+it safe to send--obscurely hinting the terms on which he would desist
+from prosecution. Ratcliffe had at first undertaken the negotiation from
+mere levity of character. But when the story and the public interest
+spread, and after himself becoming deeply struck by the prisoner's
+affliction, beauty, and reputed innocence, he had pursued it only as a
+means of entrapping Barratt into such written communications and such
+private confessions of the truth as might have served Agnes effectually.
+He wanted the art, however, to disguise his purposes: Barratt came to
+suspect him violently, and feared his evidence so far, even for those
+imperfect and merely oral overtures which he had really sent through
+Ratcliffe--that on the very day of the trial, he, as was believed,
+though by another nominally, contrived that Ratcliffe should be arrested
+for debt; and, after harassing him with intricate forms of business, had
+finally caused him to be conveyed to prison. Ratcliffe was thus involved
+in his own troubles at the time; and afterwards supposed that, without
+written documents to support his evidence, he could not be of much
+service to the re-establisment of my wife's reputation. Six months after
+his services in the night-escape from the prison, I saw him, and pressed
+him to take the money so justly forfeited to him by Manasseh's perfidy.
+He would, however, be persuaded to take no more than paid his debts. A
+second and a third time his debts were paid by myself and Pierpoint.
+But the same habits of intemperance and dissolute pleasure which led him
+into these debts, finally ruined his constitution; and he died, though
+otherwise of a fine generous manly nature, a martyr to dissipation at
+the early age of twenty-nine. With respect to his prison confinement, it
+was so frequently recurring in his life, and was alleviated by so many
+indulgences, that he scarcely viewed it as a hardship: having once been
+an officer of the prison, and having thus formed connections with the
+whole official establishment, and done services to many of them, and
+being of so convivial a turn, he was, even as a prisoner, treated with
+distinction, and considered as a privileged son of the house.]
+
+It was just striking twelve o'clock as we entered the lane where the
+carriage was drawn up. Rain, about the profoundest I had ever witnessed,
+was falling. Though near to midsummer, the night had been unusually dark
+to begin with, and from the increasing rain had become much more so. We
+could see nothing; and at first we feared that some mistake had occurred
+as to the station of the carriage--in which case we might have sought
+for it vainly through the intricate labyrinth of the streets in
+that quarter. I first descried it by the light of a torch, reflected
+powerfully from the large eyes of the leaders. All was ready.
+Horse-keepers were at the horses' heads. The postilions were mounted;
+each door had the steps let down: Agnes was lifted in: Hannah and I
+followed: Pierpoint mounted his horse; and at the word--Oh! how strange
+a word!--'_All's right_,' the horses sprang off like leopards, a manner
+ill-suited to the slippery pavement of a narrow street. At that moment,
+but we valued it little indeed, we heard the prison-bell ringing out
+loud and clear. Thrice within the first three minutes we had to pull up
+suddenly, on the brink of formidable accidents, from the dangerous
+speed we maintained, and which, nevertheless, the driver had orders to
+maintain, as essential to our plan. All the stoppages and hinderances
+of every kind along the road had been anticipated previously, and met by
+contrivance, of one kind or other; and Pierpoint was constantly a
+little ahead of us to attend to anything that had been neglected. The
+consequence of these arrangements was--that no person along the road
+could possibly have assisted to trace us by any thing in our appearance:
+for we passed all objects at too flying a pace, and through darkness too
+profound, to allow of any one feature in our equipage being distinctly
+noticed. Ten miles out of town, a space which we traversed in forty-four
+minutes, a second relay of horses was ready; but we carried on the same
+postilions throughout. Six miles ahead of this distance we had a second
+relay; and with this set of horses, after pushing two miles further
+along the road, we crossed by a miserable lane five miles long, scarcely
+even a bridge road, into another of the great roads from the capital;
+and by thus crossing the country, we came back upon the city at a point
+far distant from that at which we left it. We had performed a distance
+of forty-two miles in three hours, and lost a fourth hour upon the
+wretched five miles of cross-road. It was, therefore, four o'clock, and
+broad daylight, when we drew near the suburbs of the city; but a most
+happy accident now favored us; a fog the most intense now prevailed;
+nobody could see an object six feet distant; we alighted in an
+uninhabited new-built street, plunged into the fog, thus confounding our
+traces to any observer. We then stepped into a hackney-coach which had
+been stationed at a little distance. Thence, according to our plan, we
+drove to a miserable quarter of the town, whither the poor only and the
+wretched resorted; mounted a gloomy dirty staircase, and, befriended by
+the fog, still growing thicker and thicker, and by the early hour of the
+morning, reached a house previously hired, which, if shocking to the eye
+and the imagination from its squalid appearance and its gloom, still
+was a home--a sanctuary--an asylum from treachery, from captivity, from
+persecution. Here Pierpoint for the present quitted us: and once more
+Agnes, Hannah, and I, the shattered members of a shattered family, were
+thus gathered together in a house of our own.
+
+Yes: once again, daughter of the hills, thou sleptst as heretofore in my
+encircling arms; but not again in that peace which crowned thy innocence
+in those days, and should have crowned it now. Through the whole of our
+flying journey, in some circumstances at its outset strikingly recalling
+to me that blessed one which followed our marriage, Agnes slept away
+unconscious of our movements. She slept through all that day and the
+following night; and I watched over her with as much jealousy of all
+that might disturb her, as a mother watches over her new-born baby; for
+I hoped, I fancied, that a long--long rest, a rest, a halcyon calm, a
+deep, deep Sabbath of security, might prove healing and medicinal. I
+thought wrong; her breathing became more disturbed, and sleep was now
+haunted by dreams; all of us, indeed, were agitated by dreams; the past
+pursued me, and the present, for high rewards had been advertised by
+Government to those who traced us; and though for the moment we were
+secure, because we never went abroad, and could not have been naturally
+sought in such a neighborhood, still that very circumstance would
+eventually operate against us. At length, every night I dreamed of
+our insecurity under a thousand forms; but more often by far my dreams
+turned upon our wrongs; wrath moved me rather than fear. Every night,
+for the greater part, I lay painfully and elaborately involved, by deep
+sense of wrong,
+
+ '--in long orations, which I pleaded
+ Before unjust tribunals.'
+ [Footnote: From a MS. poem of a great living Poet.]
+
+And for poor Agnes, her also did the remembrance of mighty wrongs occupy
+through vast worlds of sleep in the same way--though colored by
+that tenderness which belonged to her gentler nature. One dream in
+particular--a dream of sublime circumstances--she repeated to me so
+movingly, with a pathos so thrilling, that by some profound sympathy
+it transplanted itself to my own sleep, settled itself there, and is to
+this hour a part of the fixed dream scenery which revolves at intervals
+through my sleeping life. This it was:--She would hear a trumpet
+sound--though perhaps as having been the prelude to the solemn entry of
+the judges at a town which she had once visited in her childhood; other
+preparations would follow, and at last all the solemnities of a great
+trial would shape themselves and fall into settled images. The audience
+was assembled, the judges were arrayed, the court was set. The prisoner
+was cited. Inquest was made, witnesses were called; and false witnesses
+came tumultuously to the bar. Then again a trumpet was heard, but the
+trumpet of a mighty archangel; and then would roll away thick clouds and
+vapors. Again the audience, but another audience, was assembled; again
+the tribunal was established; again the court was set; but a tribunal
+and a court--how different to her! _That_ had been composed of men
+seeking indeed for truth, but themselves erring and fallible creatures;
+the witnesses had been full of lies, the judges of darkness. But
+here was a court composed of heavenly witnesses--here was a righteous
+tribunal--and then at last a judge that could not be deceived. The judge
+smote with his eye a person who sought to hide himself in the crowd;
+the guilty man stepped forward; the poor prisoner was called up to the
+presence of the mighty judge; suddenly the voice of a little child was
+heard ascending before her. Then the trumpet sounded once again; and
+then there were new heavens and a new earth; and her tears and
+her agitation (for she had seen her little Francis) awoke the poor
+palpitating dreamer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Two months passed on: nothing could possibly be done materially to raise
+the standard of those wretched accommodations which the house
+offered. The dilapidated walls, the mouldering plaster, the blackened
+mantel-pieces, the stained and polluted wainscots--what could be
+attempted to hide or to repair all this by those who durst not venture
+abroad? Yet whatever could be done, Hannah did; and, in the mean time,
+very soon indeed my Agnes ceased to see or to be offended by these
+objects. First of all her sight went from her; and nothing which
+appealed to that sense could ever more offend her. It is to me the one
+only consolation I have, that my presence and that of Hannah, with such
+innocent frauds as we concerted together, made her latter days pass in
+a heavenly calm, by persuading her that our security was absolute,
+and that all search after us had ceased, under a belief on the part of
+Government that we had gained the shelter of a foreign land. All this
+was a delusion; but it was a delusion--blessed be Heaven! which
+lasted exactly as long as her life, and was just commensurate with its
+necessity. I hurry over the final circumstances.
+
+There was fortunately now, even for me, no fear that the hand of any
+policeman or emissary of justice could effectually disturb the latter
+days of my wife; for, besides pistols always lying loaded in an inner
+room, there happened to be a long narrow passage on entering the house,
+which, by means of a blunderbuss, I could have swept effectually, and
+cleared many times over; and I know what to do in a last extremity.
+Just two months it was, to a day, since we had entered the house; and
+it happened that the medical attendant upon Agnes, who awakened no
+suspicion by his visits, had prescribed some opiate or anodyne which had
+not come; being dark early, for it was now September, I had ventured out
+to fetch it. In this I conceived there could be no danger. On my return
+I saw a man examining the fastenings of the door. He made no opposition
+to my entrance, nor seemed much to observe it--but I was disturbed. Two
+hours after, both Hannah and I heard a noise about the door, and voices
+in low conversation. It is remarkable that Agnes heard this also--so
+quick had grown her hearing. She was agitated, but was easily calmed;
+and at ten o'clock we were all in bed. The hand of Agnes was in mine;
+so only she felt herself in security. She had been restless for an hour,
+and talking at intervals in sleep. Once she certainly wakened, for she
+pressed her lips to mine. Two minutes after, I heard something in
+her breathing which did not please me. I rose hastily--brought a
+light--raised her head--two long, long gentle sighs, that scarcely moved
+the lips, were all that could be perceived. At that moment, at that very
+moment, Hannah called out to me that the door was surrounded. 'Open it!'
+I said; six men entered; Agnes it was they sought; I pointed to the bed;
+they advanced, gazed, and walked away in silence.
+
+After this I wandered about, caring little for life or its affairs, and
+roused only at times to think of vengeance upon all who had contributed
+to lay waste my happiness. In this pursuit, however, I was confounded
+as much by my own thoughts as by the difficulties of accomplishing my
+purpose. To assault and murder either of the two principal agents in
+this tragedy, what would it be, what other effect could it have, than to
+invest them with the character of injured and suffering people, and thus
+to attract a pity or a forgiveness at least to their persons which never
+otherwise could have illustrated their deaths? I remembered, indeed, the
+words of a sea-captain who had taken such vengeance as had offered at
+the moment upon his bitter enemy and persecutor (a young passenger on
+board his ship), who had informed against him at the Custom-house on his
+arrival in port, and had thus effected the confiscation of his ship,
+and the ruin of the captain's family. The vengeance, and it was all
+that circumstances allowed, consisted in coming behind the young man
+clandestinely and pushing him into the deep waters of the dock, when,
+being unable to swim, he perished by drowning. 'And the like,' said the
+captain, when musing on his trivial vengeance, 'and the like happens
+to many an honest sailor.' Yes, thought I, the captain was right. The
+momentary shock of a pistol-bullet--what is it? Perhaps it may save
+the wretch after all from the pangs of some lingering disease; and then
+again I shall have the character of a murderer, if known to have shot
+him; he will with many people have no such character, but at worst the
+character of a man too harsh (they will say), and possibly mistaken in
+protecting his property. And then, if not known as the man who shot
+him, where is the shadow even of vengeance? Strange it seemed to me, and
+passing strange, that I should be the person to urge arguments in behalf
+of letting this man escape. For at one time I had as certainly, as
+inexorably, doomed him as ever I took any resolution in my life. But the
+fact is, and I began to see it upon closer view, it is not easy by any
+means to take an adequate vengeance for any injury beyond a very trivial
+standard; and that with common magnanimity one does not care to avenge.
+Whilst I was in this mood of mind, still debating with myself whether
+I should or should not contaminate my hands with the blood of this
+monster, and still unable to shut my eyes upon one fact, viz. that my
+buried Agnes could above all things have urged me to abstain from such
+acts of violence, too evidently useless, listlessly and scarcely knowing
+what I was in quest of, I strayed by accident into a church where a
+venerable old man was preaching at the very moment I entered; he was
+either delivering as a text, or repeating in the course of his sermon,
+these words--'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord.' By
+some accident also he fixed his eyes upon me at the moment; and
+this concurrence with the subject then occupying my thoughts so much
+impressed me, that I determined very seriously to review my half-formed
+purposes of revenge; and well it was that I did so: for in that same
+week an explosion of popular fury brought the life of this wretched
+Barratt to a shocking termination, pretty much resembling the fate of
+the De Witts in Holland. And the consequences to me were such, and so
+full of all the consolation and indemnification which this world could
+give me, that I have often shuddered since then at the narrow escape
+I had had from myself intercepting this remarkable retribution. The
+villain had again been attempting to play off the same hellish scheme
+with a beautiful young rustic which had succeeded in the case of my
+ill-fated Agnes. But the young woman in this instance had a high, and,
+in fact, termagant spirit. Rustic as she was, she had been warned of the
+character of the man; everybody, in fact, was familiar with the recent
+tragedy. Either her lover or her brother happened to be waiting for
+her outside the window. He saw in part the very tricks in the act of
+perpetration by which some article or other, meant to be claimed as
+stolen property, was conveyed into a parcel she had incautiously laid
+down. He heard the charge against her made by Barratt, and seconded by
+his creatures--heard her appeal--sprang to her aid--dragged the ruffian
+into the street, when in less time than the tale could be told, and
+before the police (though tolerably alert) could effectually interpose
+for his rescue, the mob had so used or so abused the opportunity they
+had long wished for, that he remained the mere disfigured wreck of what
+had once been a man, rather than a creature with any resemblance to
+humanity. I myself heard the uproar at a distance, and the shouts and
+yells of savage exultation; they were sounds I shall never forget,
+though I did not at that time know them for what they were, or
+understood their meaning. The result, however, to me was something
+beyond this, and worthy to have been purchased with my heart's blood.
+Barratt still breathed; spite of his mutilations he could speak; he was
+rational. One only thing he demanded--it was that his dying confession
+might be taken. Two magistrates and a clergyman attended. He gave a
+list of those whom he had trepanned, and had failed to trepan, by his
+artifices and threats, into the sacrifice of their honor. He expired
+before the record was closed, but not before he had placed my wife's
+name in the latter list as the one whose injuries in his dying moments
+most appalled him. This confession on the following day went into the
+hands of the hostile minister, and my revenge was perfect.
+
+
+
+
+THE SPANISH NUN.
+
+
+Why is it that _Adventures_ are so generally repulsive to people of
+meditative minds? It is for the same reason that any other want of law,
+that any other anarchy is repulsive. Floating passively from action to
+action, as helplessly as a withered leaf surrendered to the breath
+of winds, the human spirit (out of which comes all grandeur of human
+motions) is exhibited in mere _Adventures_, as either entirely laid
+asleep, or as acting only by lower organs that regulate the _means_,
+whilst the _ends_ are derived from alien sources, and are imperiously
+predetermined. It is a case of exception, however, when even amongst
+such adventures the agent reacts upon his own difficulties and
+necessities by a temper of extraordinary courage, and a mind of
+premature decision. Further strength arises to such an exception, if the
+very moulding accidents of the life, if the very external coercions are
+themselves unusually romantic. They may thus gain a separate interest of
+their own. And, lastly, the whole is locked into validity of interest,
+even for the psychological philosopher, by complete authentication
+of its truth. In the case now brought before him, the reader must not
+doubt; for no memoir exists, or personal biography, that is so trebly
+authenticated by proofs and attestations direct and collateral. From the
+archives of the Royal Marine at Seville, from the autobiography or the
+heroine, from contemporary chronicles, and from several official sources
+scattered in and out of Spain, some of them ecclesiastical, the
+amplest proofs have been drawn, and may yet be greatly extended, of the
+extraordinary events here recorded. M. de Ferrer, a Spaniard of much
+research, and originally incredulous as to the facts, published about
+seventeen years ago a selection from the leading documents, accompanied
+by his _palinode_ as to their accuracy. His materials have been since
+used for the basis of more than one narrative, not inaccurate, in
+French, German and Spanish journals of high authority. It is seldom the
+case that French writers err by prolixity. They _have_ done so in this
+case. The present narrative, which contains no sentence derived from any
+foreign one, has the great advantage of close compression; my own pages,
+after equating the size, being as 1 to 3 of the shortest continental
+form. In the mode of narration, I am vain enough to flatter myself
+that the reader will find little reason to hesitate between us. Mine
+at least, weary nobody; which is more than can be always said for the
+continental versions.
+
+On a night in the year 1592, (but which night is a secret liable to 365
+answers,) a Spanish '_son of somebody_,' [Footnote: _i.e._ 'Hidalgo']
+in the fortified town of St. Sebastian, received the disagreeable
+intelligence from a nurse, that his wife had just presented him with a
+daughter. No present that the poor misjudging lady could possibly have
+made him was so entirely useless for any purpose of his. He had three
+daughters already, which happened to be more by 2+1 than _his_ reckoning
+assumed as a reasonable allowance of daughters. A supernumerary son
+might have been stowed away; but daughters in excess were the very
+nuisance of Spain. He did, therefore, what in such cases every proud
+and lazy Spanish gentleman was apt to do--he wrapped the new little
+daughter, odious to his paternal eyes, in a pocket handkerchief; and
+then, wrapping up his own throat with a good deal more care, off he
+bolted to the neighboring convent of St. Sebastian, not merely of that
+city, but also (amongst several convents) the one dedicated to that
+saint. It is well that in this quarrelsome world we quarrel furiously
+about tastes; since agreeing too closely about the objects to be
+liked and appropriated would breed much more fighting than is bred by
+disagreeing. That little human tadpole, which the old toad of a father
+would not suffer to stay ten minutes in his house, proved as welcome at
+the nunnery of St. Sebastian as she was odious elsewhere. The superior
+of the convent was aunt, by the mother's side, to the new-born stranger.
+She, therefore, kissed and blessed the little lady. The poor nuns, who
+were never to have any babies of their own, and were languishing for
+some amusement, perfectly doated on this prospect of a wee pet. The
+superior thanked the hidalgo for his very splendid present. The nuns
+thanked him each and all; until the old crocodile actually began to
+cry and whimper sentimentally at what he now perceived to be excess of
+munificence in himself. Munificence, indeed, he remarked, was his foible
+next after parental tenderness.
+
+What a luxury it is sometimes to a cynic that there go two words to a
+bargain. In the convent of St. Sebastian all was gratitude; gratitude
+(as aforesaid) to the hidalgo from all the convent for his present,
+until at last the hidalgo began to express gratitude to _them_ for their
+gratitude to _him_. Then came a rolling fire of thanks to St. Sebastian;
+from the superior, for sending a future saint; from the nuns, for
+sending such a love of a plaything; and, finally, from papa, for sending
+such substantial board and well-bolted lodgings, 'from which,' said the
+malicious old fellow, 'my pussy will never find her way out to a thorny
+and dangerous world.' Won't she? I suspect, son of somebody, that the
+next time you see 'pussy,' which may happen to be also the last,
+will not be in a convent of any kind. At present, whilst this general
+rendering of thanks was going on, one person only took no part in them.
+That person was 'pussy,' whose little figure lay quietly stretched out
+in the arms of a smiling young nun, with eyes nearly shut, yet peering
+a little at the candles. Pussy said nothing. It's of no great use to
+say much, when all the world is against you. But if St. Sebastian had
+enabled her to speak out the whole truth, pussy _would_ have said: 'So,
+Mr. Hidalgo, you have been engaging lodgings for me; lodgings for life.
+Wait a little. We'll try that question, when my claws are grown a little
+longer.'
+
+Disappointment, therefore, was gathering ahead. But for the present
+there was nothing of the kind. That noble old crocodile, papa, was not
+in the least disappointed as regarded _his_ expectation of having
+no anxiety to waste, and no money to pay, on account of his youngest
+daughter. He insisted on his right to forget her; and in a week _had_
+forgotten her, never to think of her again but once. The lady superior,
+as regarded _her_ demands, was equally content, and through a course of
+several years; for, as often as she asked pussy if she would be a
+saint, pussy replied that she would, if saints were allowed plenty of
+sweetmeats. But least of all were the nuns disappointed. Everything that
+they had fancied possible in a human plaything fell short of what pussy
+realized in racketing, racing, and eternal plots against the peace of
+the elder nuns. No fox ever kept a hen-roost in such alarm as pussy kept
+the dormitory of the senior sisters; whilst the younger ladies were
+run off their legs by the eternal wiles, and had their chapel gravity
+discomposed, even in chapel, by the eternal antics of this privileged
+little kitten.
+
+The kitten had long ago received a baptismal name, which was Kitty; this
+is Catharine, or Kate, or _Hispanice_ Catalina. It was a good name, as
+it recalled her original name of pussy. And, by the way, she had also an
+ancient and honorable surname, viz., _De Erauso_, which is to this day a
+name rooted in Biscay. Her father, the _hidalgo_, was a military officer
+in the Spanish service, and had little care whether his kitten should
+turn out a wolf or a lamb, having made over the fee simple of his own
+interest in the little Kate to St. Sebastian, 'to have and to hold,'
+so long as Kate should keep her hold of this present life. Kate had
+no apparent intention to let slip that hold, for she was blooming as
+a rose-bush in June, tall and strong as a young cedar. Yet,
+notwithstanding this robust health and the strength of the convent
+walls, the time was drawing near when St. Sebastian's lease in Kate
+must, in legal phrase, 'determine;' and any _chateaux en Espagne_,
+that the Saint might have built on the cloisteral fidelity of his pet
+Catalina, must suddenly give way in one hour, like many other vanities
+in our own days of Spanish bonds and promises. After reaching her tenth
+year, Catalina became thoughtful, and not very docile. At times she
+was even headstrong and turbulent, so that the gentle sisterhood of St.
+Sebastian, who had no other pet or plaything in the world, began to weep
+in secret--fearing that they might have been rearing by mistake some
+future tigress--for as to infancy, _that_, you know, is playful and
+innocent even in the cubs of a tigress. But _there_ the ladies were
+going too far. Catalina was impetuous and aspiring, but not cruel. She
+was gentle, if people would let her be so. But woe to those that
+took liberties with _her_! A female servant of the convent, in some
+authority, one day, in passing up the aisle to matins, _wilfully_ gave
+Kate a push; and in return, Kate, who never left her debts in arrear,
+gave the servant for a keepsake a look which that servant carried with
+her in fearful remembrance to her grave. It seemed as if Kate had tropic
+blood in her veins, that continually called her away to the tropics. It
+was all the fault of that 'blue rejoicing sky,' of those purple Biscayan
+mountains, of that tumultuous ocean, which she beheld daily from the
+nunnery gardens. Or, if only half of it was _their_ fault, the other
+half lay in those golden tales, streaming upwards even into the
+sanctuaries of convents, like morning mists touched by earliest
+sunlight, of kingdoms overshadowing a new world which had been founded
+by her kinsmen with the simple aid of a horse and a lance. The reader is
+to remember that this is no romance, or at least no fiction, that he
+is reading; and it is proper to remind the reader of real romances in
+Ariosto or our own Spenser, that such martial ladies as the _Marfisa_,
+or _Bradamant_ of the first, and _Britomart_ of the other, were really
+not the improbabilities that modern society imagines. Many a stout man,
+as you will soon see, found that Kate, with a sabre in hand, and well
+mounted, was but too serious a fact.
+
+The day is come--the evening is come--when our poor Kate, that had for
+fifteen years been so tenderly rocked in the arms of St. Sebastian and
+his daughters, and that henceforth shall hardly find a breathing space
+between eternal storms, must see her peaceful cell, must see the holy
+chapel, for the last time. It was at vespers, it was during the chanting
+of the vesper service, that she finally read the secret signal for her
+departure, which long she had been looking for. It happened that her
+aunt, the Lady Principal, had forgotten her breviary. As this was in
+a private 'scrutoire, she did not choose to send a servant for it, but
+gave the key to her niece. The niece, on opening the 'scrutoire, saw,
+with that rapidity of eye-glance for the one thing needed in any great
+emergency, which ever attended her through life, that _now_ was the
+moment for an attempt which, if neglected, might never return. There lay
+the total keys, in one massive _trousseau_, of that fortress impregnable
+even to armies from without. Saint Sebastian! do you see what your
+pet is going to do? And do it she will, as sure as your name is St.
+Sebastian. Kate went back to her aunt with the breviary and the key; but
+taking good care to leave that awful door, on whose hinge revolved her
+whole life, unlocked. Delivering the two articles to the Superior, she
+complained of a headache--[Ah, Kate! what did you know of headaches,
+except now and then afterwards from a stray bullet, or so?]--upon which
+her aunt, kissing her forehead, dismissed her to bed. Now, then, through
+three-fourths of an hour Kate will have free elbow-room for unanchoring
+her boat, for unshipping her oars, and for pulling ahead right out of
+St. Sebastian's cove into the main ocean of life.
+
+Catalina, the reader is to understand, does not belong to the class of
+persons in whom chiefly I pretend to an interest. But everywhere one
+loves energy and indomitable courage. I, for my part, admire not, by
+preference, anything that points to this world. It is the child of
+reverie and profounder sensibility who turns _away_ from the world as
+hateful and insufficient, that engages _my_ interest: whereas Catalina
+was the very model of the class fitted for facing this world, and who
+express their love to it by fighting with it and kicking it from year to
+year. But, always, what is best in its kind one admires, even though the
+kind be disagreeable. Kate's advantages for her _role_ in this life lay
+in four things, viz., in a well-built person, and a particularly strong
+wrist; 2d, in a heart that nothing could appal; 3d, in a sagacious head,
+never drawn aside from the _hoc age_ [from the instant question of life]
+by any weakness of imagination; 4th, in a tolerably thick skin--not
+literally, for she was fair and blooming, and decidedly handsome, having
+such a skin as became a young woman of family in northernmost Spain.
+But her sensibilities were obtuse as regarded _some_ modes of delicacy,
+_some_ modes of equity, _some_ modes of the world's opinion, and
+_all_ modes whatever of personal hardship. Lay a stress on that word
+_some_--for, as to delicacy, she never lost sight of the kind which
+peculiarly concerns her sex. Long afterwards she told the Pope himself,
+when confessing without disguise her sad and infinite wanderings to the
+paternal old man (and I feel convinced of her veracity), that in this
+respect, even then, at middle age, she was as pure as is a child. And,
+as to equity, it was only that she substituted the equity of camps for
+the polished (but often more iniquitous) equity of courts and towns. As
+to the third item--the world's opinion--I don't know that you need lay
+a stress on _some_; for, generally speaking, _all_ that the world did,
+said, or thought, was alike contemptible in her eyes, in which, perhaps,
+she was not so _very_ far wrong. I must add, though at the cost of
+interrupting the story by two or three more sentences, that Catalina had
+also a fifth advantage, which sounds humbly, but is really of use in a
+world, where even to fold and seal a letter adroitly is not the least
+of accomplishments. She was a _handy_ girl. She could turn her hand to
+anything, of which I will give you two memorable instances. Was there
+ever a girl in this world but herself that cheated and snapped her
+fingers at that awful Inquisition, which brooded over the convents of
+Spain, that did this without collusion from outside, trusting to nobody,
+but to herself, and what? to one needle, two hanks of thread, and a very
+inferior pair of scissors? For, that the scissors were bad, though Kate
+does not say so in her memoirs, I knew by an _a priori_ argument, viz.,
+because _all_ scissors were bad in the year 1607. Now, say all decent
+logicians, from a universal to a particular _valet consequentia_, _all_
+scissors were bad: _ergo_, _some_ scissors were bad. The second instance
+of her handiness will surprise you even more:--She once stood upon a
+scaffold, under sentence of death--[but, understand, on the evidence
+of false witnesses]. Jack Ketch was absolutely tying the knot under her
+ear, and the shameful man of ropes fumbled so deplorably, that Kate (who
+by much nautical experience had learned from another sort of 'Jack'
+how a knot _should_ be tied in this world,) lost all patience with the
+contemptible artist, told him she was ashamed of him, took the rope out
+of his hand, and tied the knot irreproachably herself. The crowd saluted
+her with a festal roll, long and loud, of _vivas_; and this word _viva_
+of good augury--but stop; let me not anticipate.
+
+From this sketch of Catalina's character, the reader is prepared to
+understand the decision of her present proceeding. She had no time to
+lose: the twilight favored her; but she must get under hiding before
+pursuit commenced. Consequently she lost not one of her forty-five
+minutes in picking and choosing. No _shilly-shally_ in Kate. She saw
+with the eyeball of an eagle what was indispensable. Some little money
+perhaps to pay the first toll-bar of life: so, out of four shillings in
+Aunty's purse, she took one. You can't say _that_ was exorbitant. Which
+of us wouldn't subscribe a shilling for poor Katy to put into the first
+trouser pockets that ever she will wear? I remember even yet, as a
+personal experience, that when first arrayed, at four years old, in
+nankeen trousers, though still so far retaining hermaphrodite relations
+of dress as to wear a petticoat above my trousers, all my female friends
+(because they pitied me, as one that had suffered from years of ague)
+filled my pockets with half-crowns, of which I can render no account at
+this day. But what were my poor pretensions by the side of Kate's? Kate
+was a fine blooming girl of fifteen, with no touch of ague, and, before
+the next sun rises, Kate shall draw on her first trousers, and made by
+her own hand; and, that she may do so, of all the valuables in Aunty's
+repository she takes nothing beside the shilling, _quantum sufficit_ of
+thread, one stout needle, and (as I told you before, if you would please
+to remember things) one bad pair of scissors. Now she was ready; ready
+to cast off St. Sebastian's towing-rope; ready to cut and run for port
+anywhere. The finishing touch of her preparations was to pick out the
+proper keys: even there she showed the same discretion. She did do no
+gratuitous mischief. She did not take the wine-cellar key, which would
+have irritated the good father confessor; she took those keys only that
+belonged to _her_, if ever keys did; for they were the keys that locked
+her out from her natural birthright of liberty. 'Show me,' says the
+Romish Casuist, 'her right in law to let herself out of that nunnery.'
+'Show us,' we reply, '_your_ right to lock her in.'
+
+Right or wrong, however, in strict casuistry, Kate was resolved to let
+herself out; and _did_ so; and, for fear any man should creep in whilst
+vespers lasted, and steal the kitchen grate, she locked her old friends
+_in_. Then she sought a shelter. The air was not cold. She hurried into
+a chestnut wood, and upon withered leaves slept till dawn. Spanish diet
+and youth leaves the digestion undisordered, and the slumbers light.
+When the lark rose, up rose Catalina. No time to lose, for she was still
+in the dress of a nun, and liable to be arrested by any man in Spain.
+With her _armed_ finger, [aye, by the way, I forgot the thimble; but
+Kate did _not_]--she set to work upon her amply-embroidered petticoat.
+She turned it wrong side out; and with the magic that only female hands
+possess, she had soon sketched and finished a dashing pair of Wellington
+trousers. All other changes were made according to the materials she
+possessed, and quite sufficiently to disguise the two main perils--her
+sex, and her monastic dedication. What was she to do next. Speaking of
+Wellington trousers would remind _us_, but could hardly remind _her_,
+of Vittoria, where she dimly had heard of some maternal relative.
+To Vittoria, therefore, she bent her course; and, like the Duke of
+Wellington, but arriving more than two centuries earlier, [though _he_
+too is an early riser,] she gained a great victory at that place. She
+had made a two days' march, baggage far in the rear, and no provisions
+but wild berries; she depended for anything better, as light-heartedly
+as the Duke, upon attacking, sword in hand, storming her dear friend's
+entrenchments, and effecting a lodgment in his breakfast-room, should he
+happen to have one. This amiable relative, an elderly man, had but
+one foible, or perhaps one virtue in this world; but _that_ he had in
+perfection,--it was pedantry. On that hint Catalina spoke: she knew
+by heart, from the services of the convent, a few Latin phrases.
+Latin!--Oh, but _that_ was charming; and in one so young! The grave Don
+owned the soft impeachment; relented at once, and clasped the hopeful
+young gentleman in the Wellington trousers to his _uncular_ and rather
+angular breast. In this house the yarn of life was of a mingled quality.
+The table was good, but that was exactly what Kate cared little about.
+The amusement was of the worst kind. It consisted chiefly in conjugating
+Latin verbs, especially such as were obstinately irregular. To show
+him a withered frost-bitten verb, that wanted its preterite, wanted its
+supines, wanted, in fact, everything in this world, fruits or blossoms,
+that make a verb desirable, was to earn the Don's gratitude for life.
+All day long he was marching and countermarching his favorite
+brigades of verbs--verbs frequentative, verbs inceptive, verbs
+desiderative--horse, foot, and artillery; changing front, advancing from
+the rear, throwing out skirmishing parties, until Kate, not given to
+faint, must have thought of such a resource, as once in her life she had
+thought so seasonably of a vesper headache. This was really worse than
+St. Sebastian's. It reminds one of a French gayety in Thiebault or
+some such author, who describes a rustic party, under equal despair, as
+employing themselves in conjugating the verb _s'ennuyer,--Je m'ennuie,
+tu t'ennuies, il s'ennuit; nous nous ennuyons_, &c.; thence to
+the imperfect--_Je m'ennuyois, tu t'ennuyois_, &c.; thence to the
+imperative--_Qu'il s'ennuye_, &c.; and so on through the whole
+melancholy conjugation. Now, you know, when the time comes that, _nous
+nous ennuyons_, the best course is, to part. Kate saw _that_; and she
+walked off from the Don's [of whose amorous passion for defective
+verbs one would have wished to know the catastrophe], and took from his
+mantel-piece rather move silver than she had levied on her aunt. But the
+Don also was a relative; and really he owed her a small cheque on his
+banker for turning out on his field-days. A man, if he _is_ a kinsman,
+has no right to bore one _gratis_.
+
+From Vittoria, Kate was guided by a carrier to Valladolid. Luckily, as
+it seemed at first, but it made little difference in the end, here, at
+Valladolid, were the King and his Court. Consequently, there was plenty
+of regiments and plenty of regimental bands. Attracted by one of these,
+Catalina was quietly listening to the music, when some street
+ruffians, in derision of the gay colors and the form of her forest-made
+costume--[rascals! one would like to have seen what sort of trousers
+_they_ would have made with no better scissors!]--began to pelt her with
+stones. Ah, my friends, of the genus _blackguard_, you little know who
+it is that you are selecting for experiments. This is the one creature
+of fifteen in all Spain, be the other male or female, whom nature, and
+temper, and provocation have qualified for taking the conceit out of
+you. This she very soon did, laying open a head or two with a sharp
+stone, and letting out rather too little than too much of bad
+Valladolid blood. But mark the constant villany of this world.
+Certain Alguazils--very like some other Alguazils that I know nearer
+home--having stood by quietly to see the friendless stranger insulted
+and assaulted, now felt it their duty to apprehend the poor nun for
+murderous violence: and had there been such a thing as a treadmill in
+Valladolid, Kate was booked for a place on it without further inquiry.
+Luckily, injustice does not _always_ prosper. A gallant young cavalier,
+who had witnessed from his windows the whole affair, had seen the
+provocation, and admired Catalina's behavior--equally patient at first
+and bold at last--hastened into the street, pursued the officers, forced
+them to release their prisoner, upon stating the circumstances of the
+case, and instantly offered Catalina a situation amongst his retinue.
+He was a man of birth and fortune; and the place offered, that of
+an honorary page, not being at all degrading even to a 'daughter of
+somebody,' was cheerfully accepted. Here Catalina spent a happy month.
+She was now splendidly dressed in dark blue velvet, by a tailor that
+did not work within the gloom of a chestnut forest. She and the young
+cavalier, Don Francisco de Cardenas, were mutually pleased, and had
+mutual confidence. All went well--when one evening, but, luckily, not
+until the sun had been set so long as to make all things indistinct, who
+should march into the ante-chamber of the cavalier but that sublime of
+crocodiles, _Papa_, that we lost sight of fifteen years ago, and shall
+never see again after this night. He had his crocodile tears all ready
+for use, in working order, like a good industrious fire-engine. It was
+absolutely to Catalina herself that he advanced; whom, for many reasons,
+he could not be supposed to recognise--lapse of years, male attire,
+twilight, were all against him. Still, she might have the family
+countenance; and Kate thought he looked with a suspicious scrutiny into
+her face, as he inquired for the young Don. To avert her own face, to
+announce him to Don Francisco, to wish him on the shores of that ancient
+river for crocodiles, the Nile, furnished but one moment's work to the
+active Catalina. She lingered, however, as her place entitled her to
+do, at the door of the audience chamber. She guessed already, but in a
+moment she _heard_ from papa's lips what was the nature of his errand.
+His daughter Catharine, he informed the Don, had eloped from the
+convent of St. Sebastian, a place rich in delight. Then he laid open the
+unparalleled ingratitude of such a step. Oh, the unseen treasure that
+had been spent upon that girl! Oh, the untold sums of money that he had
+sunk in that unhappy speculation! The nights of sleeplessness suffered
+during her infancy! The fifteen years of solicitude thrown away in
+schemes for her improvement! It would have moved the heart of a stone.
+The _hidalgo_ wept copiously at his own pathos. And to such a height
+of grandeur had he carried his Spanish sense of the sublime, that he
+disdained to mention the pocket-handkerchief which he had left at St.
+Sebastian's fifteen years ago, by way of envelope for 'pussy,' and
+which, to the best of pussy's knowledge, was the one sole memorandum
+of papa ever heard of at St. Sebastian's. Pussy, however, saw no use in
+revising and correcting the text of papa's remembrances. She showed her
+usual prudence, and her usual incomparable decision. It did not appear,
+as yet, that she would be reclaimed, or was at all suspected for the
+fugitive by her father. For it is an instance of that singular fatality
+which pursued Catalina through life, that, to her own astonishment, (as
+she now collected from her father's conference,) nobody had traced her
+to Valladolid, nor had her father's visit any connection with suspicious
+travelling in that direction. The case was quite different. Strangely
+enough, her street row had thrown her into the one sole household in all
+Spain that had an official connection with St. Sebastian's. That convent
+had been founded by the young cavalier's family; and, according to the
+usage of Spain, the young man (as present representative of his house)
+was the responsible protector of the establishment. It was not to
+the Don, as harborer of his daughter, but to the Don, as _ex officio_
+visitor of the convent, that the hidalgo was appealing. Probably Kate
+might have staid safely some time longer. Yet, again, this would but
+have multiplied the clues for tracing her; and, finally, she would
+too probably have been discovered; after which, with all his youthful
+generosity, the poor Don could not have protected her. Too terrific was
+the vengeance that awaited an abettor of any fugitive nun; but, above
+all, if such a crime were perpetrated by an official mandatory of the
+church. Yet, again, so far it was the more hazardous course to abscond,
+that it almost revealed her to the young Don as the missing daughter.
+Still, if it really _had_ that effect, nothing at present obliged him to
+pursue her, as might have been the case a few weeks later. Kate
+argued (I dare say) rightly, as she always did. Her prudence whispered
+eternally, that safety there was none for her, until she had laid the
+Atlantic between herself and St. Sebastian's. Life was to be for _her_
+a Bay of Biscay; and it was odds but she had first embarked upon this
+billowy life from the literal Bay of Biscay. Chance ordered otherwise.
+Or, as a Frenchman says with eloquent ingenuity, in connection with this
+story, 'Chance is but the _pseudonyme_ of God for those particular cases
+which he does not subscribe openly with his own sign manual.' She crept
+up stairs to her bed-room. Simple are the travelling preparations of
+those that, possessing nothing, have no imperials to pack. She had
+Juvenal's qualification for carolling gaily through a forest full of
+robbers; for she had nothing to lose but a change of linen, that rode
+easily enough under her left arm, leaving the right free for answering
+any questions of impertinent customers. As she crept down stairs, she
+heard the Crocodile still weeping forth his sorrows to the pensive ear
+of twilight, and to the sympathetic Don Francisco. Now, it would not
+have been filial or lady-like for Kate to do what I am going to suggest;
+but what a pity that some gay brother page had not been there to
+turn aside into the room, armed with a roasted potato, and, taking a
+sportsman's aim, to have lodged it in the Crocodile's abominable mouth.
+Yet, what an anachronism! There _were_ no roasted potatoes in Spain
+at that date, and very few in England. But anger drives a man to say
+anything.
+
+Catalina had seen her last of friends and enemies in Valladolid. Short
+was her time there; but she had improved it so far as to make a few of
+both. There was an eye or two in Valladolid that would have glared with
+malice upon her, had she been seen by _all_ eyes in that city, as she
+tripped through the streets in the dusk; and eyes there were that would
+have softened into tears, had they seen the desolate condition of the
+child, or in vision had seen the struggles that were before her. But
+what's the use of wasting tears upon our Kate? Wait till to-morrow
+morning at sunrise, and see if she is particularly in need of pity.
+What now should a young lady do--I propose it as a subject for a prize
+essay--that finds herself in Valladolid at nighfall, having no letters
+of introduction, not aware of any reason great or small for preferring
+any street in general, except so far as she knows of some reason for
+avoiding one or two streets in particular? The great problem I have
+stated, Kate investigated as she went along; and she solved it with
+the accuracy with which she ever applied to _practical_ exigencies. Her
+conclusion was--that the best door to knock at in such a case was the
+door where there was no need to knock at all, as being unfastened, and
+open to all comers. For she argued that within such a door there would
+be nothing to steal, so that, at least, you could not be mistaken in the
+ark for a thief. Then, as to stealing from _her_, they might do that if
+they could.
+
+Upon these principles, which hostile critics will in vain endeavor to
+undermine, she laid her hand upon what seemed a rude stable door. Such
+it proved. There was an empty cart inside, certainly there was, but you
+couldn't take _that_ away in your pocket; and there were five loads of
+straw, but then of those a lady could take no more than her _reticule_
+would carry, which perhaps was allowed by the courtesy of Spain. So Kate
+was right as to the difficulty of being challenged for a thief. Closing
+the door as gently as she had opened it, she dropped her person, dressed
+as she was, upon the nearest heap of straw. Some ten feet further were
+lying two muleteers, honest and happy enough, as compared with the lords
+of the bed-chamber then in Valladolid: but still gross men, carnally
+deaf from eating garlic and onions, and other horrible substances.
+Accordingly, they never heard her, nor were aware, until dawn, that such
+a blooming person existed. But she was aware of _them_, and of their
+conversation. They were talking of an expedition for America, on the
+point of sailing under Don Ferdinand de Cordova. It was to sail from
+some Andalusian port. That was the very thing for _her_. At daylight she
+woke, and jumped up, needing no more toilet than the birds that already
+were singing in the gardens, or than the two muleteers, who, good,
+honest fellows, saluted the handsome boy kindly--thinking no ill at his
+making free with _their_ straw, though no leave had been asked.
+
+With these philo-garlic men Kate took her departure. The morning was
+divine: and leaving Valladolid with the transports that befitted such
+a golden dawn, feeling also already, in the very obscurity of her exit,
+the pledge of her escape; she cared no longer for the Crocodile, or
+for St. Sebastian, or (in the way of fear) for the protector of St.
+Sebastian, though of _him_ she thought with some tenderness; so deep is
+the remembrance of kindness mixed with justice. Andalusia she reached
+rather slowly; but many months before she was sixteen years old, and
+quite in time for the expedition. St. Lucar being the port of rendezvous
+for the Peruvian expedition, thither she went. All comers were welcome
+on board the fleet; much more a fine young fellow like Kate. She was at
+once engaged as a mate; and _her_ ship, in particular, after doubling
+Cape Horn without loss, made the coast of Peru. Paita was the port of
+her destination. Very near to this port they were, when a storm threw
+them upon a coral reef. There was little hope of the ship from the
+first, for she was unmanageable, and was not expected to hold together
+for twenty-four hours. In this condition, with death before their faces,
+mark what Kate did; and please to remember it for her benefit, when
+she does any other little thing that angers you. The crew lowered the
+long-boat. Vainly the captain protested against this disloyal desertion
+of a king's ship, which might yet perhaps be run on shore, so as to save
+the stores. All the crew, to a man, deserted the captain. You may say
+_that_ literally; for the single exception was _not_ a man, being our
+bold-hearted Kate. She was the only sailor that refused to leave her
+captain, or the king of Spain's ship. The rest pulled away for the
+shore, and with fair hopes of reaching it. But one half-hour told
+another tale: just about that time came a broad sheet of lightning,
+which, through the darkness of evening, revealed the boat in the very
+act of mounting like a horse upon an inner reef, instantly filling,
+and throwing out the crew, every man of whom disappeared amongst
+the breakers. The night which succeeded was gloomy for both the
+representatives of his Catholic Majesty. It cannot be denied by the
+greatest of philosophers, that the muleteer's stable at Valladolid was
+worth twenty such ships, though the stable was _not_ insured against
+fire, and the ship _was_ insured against the sea and the wind by some
+fellow that thought very little of his engagements. But what's the
+use of sitting down to cry? That was never any trick of Catalina's. By
+daybreak, she was at work with an axe in her hand. I knew it, before
+ever I came to this place, in her memoirs. I felt, as sure as if I had
+read it, that when day broke, we should find Kate hard at work. Thimble
+or axe, trousers or raft, all one to _her_.
+
+The Captain, though true to his duty, seems to have desponded. He gave
+no help towards the raft. Signs were speaking, however, pretty loudly
+that he must do something; for notice to quit was now served pretty
+liberally. Kate's raft was ready; and she encouraged the captain to
+think that it would give both of them something to hold by in swimming,
+if not even carry double. At this moment, when all was waiting for
+a start, and the ship herself was waiting for a final lurch, to say
+_Good-bye_ to the King of Spain, Kate went and did a thing which some
+misjudging people will object to. She knew of a box laden with gold
+coins, reputed to be the King of Spain's, and meant for contingencies in
+the voyage out. This she smashed open with her axe, and took a sum
+equal to one hundred guineas English; which, having well secured in a
+pillow-case, she then lashed firmly to the raft. Now this, you know,
+though not _flotsam_, because it would not float, was certainly, by
+maritime law, '_jetsom_.' It would be the idlest of scruples to fancy
+that the sea or a shark had a better right to it than a philosopher, or
+a splendid girl who showed herself capable of writing a very fair 8vo,
+to say nothing of her decapitating in battle several of the king's
+enemies, and recovering the king's banner. No sane moralist would
+hesitate to do the same thing under the same circumstances, on board an
+English vessel, though the First Lord of the Admiralty should be looking
+on. The raft was now thrown into the sea. Kate jumped after it, and then
+entreated the captain to follow her. He attempted it; but, wanting her
+youthful agility, he struck his head against a spar, and sank like lead,
+giving notice below that his ship was coming. Kate mounted the raft,
+and was gradually washed ashore, but so exhausted, as to have lost all
+recollection. She lay for hours until the warmth of the sun revived her.
+On sitting up, she saw a desolate shore stretching both ways--nothing to
+eat, nothing to drink, but fortunately the raft and the money had been
+thrown near her; none of the lashings having given way--only what is the
+use of a guinea amongst tangle and sea-gulls? The money she distributed
+amongst her pockets, and soon found strength to rise and march
+forward. But which _was_ forward? and which backward? She knew by the
+conversation of the sailors that Paita must be in the neighborhood; and
+Paita, being a port, could not be in the inside of Peru, but, of course,
+somewhere on its outside--and the outside of a maritime land must be the
+shore; so that, if she kept the shore, and went far enough, she could
+not fail of hitting her foot against Paita at last, in the very darkest
+night, provided only she could first find out which was _up_ and which
+was _down_; else she might walk her shoes off, and find herself six
+thousand miles in the wrong. Here was an awkward case, all for want of a
+guide-post. Still, when one thinks of Kate's prosperous horoscope, that
+after so long a voyage, _she_ only, out of the total crew, was thrown
+on the American shore, with one hundred and five pounds in her purse of
+clear gain on the voyage, a conviction arises that she _could_ not guess
+wrongly. She might have tossed up, having coins in her pocket, _heads
+or tails_? but this kind of sortilege was then coming to be thought
+irreligious in Christendom, as a Jewish and a Heathen mode of
+questioning the dark future. She simply guessed, therefore; and very
+soon a thing happened which, though adding nothing to strengthen her
+guess as a true one, did much to sweeten it if it should prove a false
+one. On turning a point of the shore, she came upon a barrel of biscuit
+washed ashore from the ship. Biscuit is about the best thing I know,
+but it is the soonest spoiled; and one would like to hear counsel on one
+puzzling point, why it is that a touch of water utterly ruins it, taking
+its life, and leaving a _caput mortuum_ corpse! Upon this _caput_ Kate
+breakfasted, though _her_ case was worse than mine; for any water that
+ever plagued _me_ was always fresh; now _hers_ was a present from the
+Pacific ocean. She, that was always prudent, packed up some of the
+Catholic king's biscuit, as she had previously packed up far too little
+of his gold. But in such cases a most delicate question occurs, pressing
+equally on medicine and algebra. It is this: if you pack up too much,
+then, by this extra burthen of salt provisions, you may retard for days
+your arrival at fresh provisions; on the other hand, if you pack up too
+little, you may never arrive at all. Catalina hit the _juste milieu;_
+and about twilight on the second day, she found herself entering Paita,
+without having had to swim any river in her walk.
+
+The first thing, in such a case of distress, which a young lady does,
+even if she happens to be a young gentleman, is to beautify her dress.
+Kate always attended to _that_, as we know, having overlooked her in the
+chestnut wood. The man she sent for was not properly a tailor, but one
+who employed tailors, he himself furnishing the materials. His name was
+Urquiza, a fact of very little importance to us in 1847, if it had stood
+only at the head and foot of Kate's little account. But unhappily for
+Kate's _début_ on this vast American stage, the case was otherwise. Mr.
+Urquiza had the misfortune (equally common in the old world and the
+new) of being a knave; and also a showy specious knave. Kate, who
+had prospered under sea allowances of biscuit and hardship, was now
+expanding in proportions. With very little vanity or consciousness on
+that head, she now displayed a really fine person; and, when drest
+anew in the way that became a young officer in the Spanish service, she
+looked [Footnote: _'She looked,' etc_. If ever the reader should visit
+Aix-la-Chapelle, he will probably feel interest enough in the poor, wild
+impassioned girl, to look out for a picture of her in that city, and the
+only one known _certainly_ to be authentic. It is in the collection of
+Mr. Sempeller. For some time it was supposed that the best (if not the
+only) portrait of her lurked somewhere in Italy. Since the discovery
+of the picture at Aix-la-Chapelle, that notion has been abandoned. But
+there is great reason to believe that, both in Madrid and Rome, many
+portraits of her must have been painted to meet the intense interest
+which arose in her history subsequently amongst all the men of rank,
+military or ecclesiastical, whether in Italy or Spain. The date of these
+would range between sixteen and twenty-two years from, the period which
+we have now reached (1608.)] the representative picture of a Spanish
+_caballador_. It is strange that such an appearance, and such a rank,
+should have suggested to Urquiza the presumptuous idea of wishing that
+Kate might become his clerk. He _did_, however wish it; for Kate wrote
+a beautiful hand; and a stranger thing is, that Kate accepted his
+proposal. This might arise from the difficulty of moving in those days
+to any distance in Peru. The ship had been merely bringing stores to
+the station of Paita; and no corps of the royal armies was readily to be
+reached, whilst something must be done at once for a livelihood. Urquiza
+had two mercantile establishments, one at Trujillo, to which he repaired
+in person, on Kate's agreeing to undertake the management of the other
+in Paita. Like the sensible girl, that we have always found her, she
+demanded specific instructions for her guidance in duties so new.
+Certainly she was in a fair way for seeing life. Telling her beads at
+St. Sebastian's, manoeuvreing irregular verbs at Vittoria, acting as
+gentleman-usher at Valladolid, serving his Spanish Majesty round Cape
+Horn, fighting with storms and sharks off the coast of Peru, and now
+commencing as book-keeper or _commis_ to a draper at Paita, does she not
+justify the character that I myself gave her, just before dismissing
+her from St. Sebastian's, of being a 'handy' girl? Mr. Urquiza's
+instructions were short, easy to be understood, but rather comic; and
+yet, which is odd, they led to tragic results. There were two debtors of
+the shop, (_many_, it is to be hoped, but two meriting his affectionate
+notice,) with respect to whom he left the most opposite directions. The
+one was a very handsome lady; and the rule as to _her_ was, that she was
+to have credit unlimited, strictly unlimited. That was plain. The other
+customer, favored by Mr. Urquiza's valedictory thoughts, was a young
+man, cousin to the handsome lady, and bearing the name of Reyes. This
+youth occupied in Mr. Urquiza's estimate the same hyperbolical rank as
+the handsome lady, but on the opposite side of the equation. The rule
+as to _him_ was--that he was to have _no_ credit; strictly none. In this
+case, also, Kate saw no difficulty; and when she came to know Mr. Reyes
+a little, she found the path of pleasure coinciding with the path of
+duty. Mr. Urquiza could not be more precise in laying down the rule
+than Kate was in enforcing it. But in the other case a scruple arose.
+_Unlimited_ might be a word, not of Spanish law, but of Spanish
+rhetoric; such as '_Live a thousand years_,' which even annuity offices
+hear, and perhaps utter, without a pang. Kate, therefore, wrote to
+Trujillo, expressing her honest fears, and desiring to have more
+definite instructions. These were positive. If the lady chose to send
+for the entire shop, her account was to be debited instantly with
+_that_. She had, however, as yet, not sent for the shop, but she
+began to manifest strong signs of sending for the shop _man_. Upon the
+blooming young Biscayan had her roving eye settled; and she was in a
+course of making up her mind to take Kate for a sweetheart. Poor Kate
+saw this with a heavy heart. And, at the same time that she had a
+prospect of a tender friend more than she wanted, she had become certain
+of an extra enemy that she wanted quite as little. What she had done to
+offend Mr. Reyes, Kate could not guess, except as to the matter of the
+credit; but then, in that, she only executed her instructions. Still Mr.
+Reyes was of opinion that there were two ways of executing orders: but
+the main offence was unintentional on Kate's part. Reyes, though as yet
+she did not know it, had himself been a candidate for the situation of
+clerk; and intended probably to keep the equation precisely as it was
+with respect to the allowance of credit, only to change places with
+the handsome lady--keeping _her_ on the negative side, himself on the
+affirmative--an arrangement that you know could have made no sort of
+pecuniary difference to Urquiza.
+
+Thus stood matters, when a party of strolling players strolled into
+Paita. Kate, as a Spaniard, being one held of the Paita aristocracy, was
+expected to attend. She did so; and there also was the malignant Reyes.
+He came and seated himself purposely so as to shut out Kate from all
+view of the stage. She, who had nothing of the bully in her nature, and
+was a gentle creature when her wild Biscayan blood had not been kindled
+by insult, courteously requested him to move a little; upon which Reyes
+remarked that it was not in his power to oblige the clerk as to that,
+but that he _could_ oblige him by cutting his throat. The tiger that
+slept in Catalina wakened at once. She seized him, and would have
+executed vengeance on the spot, but that a party of young men interposed
+to part them. The next day, when Kate (always ready to forget and
+forgive) was thinking no more of the row, Reyes passed; by spitting at
+the window, and other gestures insulting to Kate, again he roused
+her Spanish blood. Out she rushed, sword in hand--a duel began in the
+street, and very soon Kate's sword had passed into the heart of Reyes.
+Now that the mischief was done, the police were, as usual, all alive
+for the pleasure of avenging it. Kate found herself suddenly in a strong
+prison, and with small hopes of leaving it, except for execution.
+The relations of the dead man were potent in Paita, and clamorous for
+justice, so that the _corregidor_, in a case where he saw a very poor
+chance of being corrupted by bribes, felt it his duty to be sublimely
+incorruptible. The reader knows, however, that, amongst the relatives
+of the deceased bully, was that handsome lady, who differed as much from
+her cousin in her sentiments as to Kate, as she did in the extent of her
+credit with Mr. Urquiza. To _her_ Kate wrote a note; and, using one
+of the Spanish King's gold coins for bribing the jailor, got it safely
+delivered. That, perhaps, was unnecessary; for the lady had been already
+on the alert, and had summoned Urquiza from Trujillo. By some means, not
+very luminously stated, and by paying proper fees in proper quarters,
+Kate was smuggled out of the prison at nightfall, and smuggled into a
+pretty house in the suburbs. Had she known exactly the footing she
+stood on as to the law, she would have been decided. As it was, she
+was uneasy, and jealous of mischief abroad; and, before supper, she
+understood it all. Urquiza briefly informed his clerk, that it would
+be requisite for him to marry the handsome lady. But why? Because, said
+Urquiza, after talking for hours with the _corregidor_, who was infamous
+for obstinacy, he had found it impossible to make him 'hear reason,' and
+release the prisoner, until this compromise of marriage was suggested.
+But how could public justice be pacified for the clerk's unfortunate
+homicide of Reyes, by a female cousin of the deceased man engaging to
+love, honor, and obey the clerk for life? Kate could not see her way
+through this logic. 'Nonsense, my friend,' said Urquiza, 'you don't
+comprehend. As it stands, the affair is a murder, and hanging the
+penalty. But, if you marry into the murdered man's house, then it
+becomes a little family murder, all quiet and comfortable amongst
+ourselves. What has the _corregidor_ to do with that? or the public
+either? Now, let me introduce the bride.' Supper entered at that moment,
+and the bride immediately after. The thoughtfulness of Kate was narrowly
+observed, and even alluded to, but politely ascribed to the natural
+anxieties of a prisoner, and the very imperfect state of liberation
+even yet from prison _surveillance_. Kate had, indeed, never been in so
+trying a situation before. The anxieties of the farewell night at St.
+Sebastian were nothing to this; because, even if she had failed _then_,
+a failure might not have been always irreparable. It was but to watch
+and wait. But now, at this supper table, she was not more alive to the
+nature of the peril than she was to the fact, that if, before the night
+closed, she did not by some means escape from it, she never _would_
+escape with life. The deception as to her sex, though resting on no
+motive that pointed to these people, or at all concerned them, would be
+resented as if it had. The lady would resent the case as a mockery;
+and Urquiza would lose his opportunity of delivering himself from an
+imperious mistress. According to the usages of the times and country,
+Kate knew that in twelve hours she would be assassinated.
+
+People of infirmer resolution would have lingered at the supper table,
+for the sake of putting off the evil moment of final crisis. Not so
+Kate. She had revolved the case on all its sides in a few minutes, and
+had formed her resolution. This done, she was as ready for the trial at
+one moment as another; and, when the lady suggested that the hardships
+of a prison must have made repose desirable, Kate assented, and
+instantly rose. A sort of procession formed, for the purpose of doing
+honor to the interesting guest, and escorting him in pomp to his
+bedroom. Kate viewed it much in the same light as the procession to
+which for some days she had been expecting an invitation from the
+_corregidor_. Far ahead ran the servant-woman as a sort of outrider.
+Then came Urquiza, like a Pasha of two tails, who granted two sorts of
+credit, viz. unlimited and none at all, bearing two wax-lights, one
+in each hand, and wanting only cymbals and kettle-drums to express
+emphatically the pathos of his Castilian strut. Next came the bride, a
+little in advance of the clerk, but still turning obliquely towards him,
+and smiling graciously into his face. Lastly, bringing up the rear,
+came the prisoner--our Kate--the nun, the page, the mate, the clerk, the
+homicide, the convict; and, for this day only, by particular desire, the
+bridegroom elect.
+
+It was Kate's fixed opinion, that, if for a moment she entered any
+bedroom having obviously no outlet, her fate would be that of an ox once
+driven within the shambles. Outside, the bullock might make some defence
+with his horns; but once in, with no space for turning, he is muffled
+and gagged. She carried her eye, therefore, like a hawk's, steady,
+though restless, for vigilant examination of every angle she turned.
+Before she entered any bedroom, she was resolved to reconnoiter it
+from the doorway, and, in case of necessity, show fight at once, before
+entering--as the best chance, after all, where all chances were bad.
+Everything ends; and at last the procession reached the bedroom door,
+the outrider having filed off to the rear. One glance sufficed to
+satisfy Kate that windows there were none, and, therefore, no outlet
+for escape. Treachery appeared even in _that_; and Kate, though
+unfortunately without arms, was now fixed for resistance. Mr. Urquiza
+entered first--'Sound the trumpets! Beat the drums!' There were, as we
+know already, no windows; but a slight interruption to Mr. Urquiza's
+pompous tread showed that there were steps downwards into the room.
+Those, thought Kate, will suit me even better. She had watched the
+unlocking of the bedroom door--she had lost nothing--she had marked that
+the key was left in the lock. At this moment, the beautiful lady, as
+one acquainted with the details of the house, turning with the air of
+a gracious monitress, held out her fair hand to guide Kate in careful
+descent of the steps. This had the air of taking out Kate to dance; and
+Kate, at that same moment, answering to it by the gesture of a modern
+waltzer, threw her arm behind the lady's waist, hurled her headlong down
+the steps right against Mr. Urquiza, draper and haberdasher; and
+then, with the speed of lightning, throwing the door _home_ within its
+architrave, doubly locked the creditor and debtor into the rat-trap
+which they had prepared for herself.
+
+The affrighted out-rider fled with horror: she already knew that the
+clerk had committed one homicide; a second would cost him still less
+thought; and thus it happened that egress was left easy. But, when out
+and free once more in the bright starry night, which way should Kate
+turn? The whole city would prove but a rat-trap for her, as bad as
+Mr. Urquiza's, if she was not off before morning. At a glance she
+comprehended that the sea was her only chance. To the port she fled. All
+was silent. Watchmen there were none. She jumped into a boat. To use
+the oars was dangerous, for she had no means of muffling them. But she
+contrived to hoist a sail, pushed off with a boat-hook, and was soon
+stretching across the water for the mouth of the harbor before a breeze
+light but favorable. Having cleared the difficulties of exit she lay
+down, and unintentionally fell asleep. When she awoke the sun had been
+up three or four hours; all was right otherwise; but had she not served
+as a sailor, Kate would have trembled upon finding that, during her long
+sleep of perhaps seven or eight hours, she had lost sight of land; by
+what distance she could only guess; and in what direction, was to some
+degree doubtful. All this, however, seemed a great advantage to the bold
+girl, throwing her thoughts back on the enemies she had left behind.
+The disadvantage was--having no breakfast, not even damaged biscuit; and
+some anxiety naturally arose as to ulterior prospects a little beyond
+the horizon of breakfast. But who's afraid? As sailors whistle for a
+wind, Catalina really had but to whistle for anything with energy, and
+it was sure to come. Like Caesar to the pilot of Dyrrhachium, she might
+have said, for the comfort of her poor timorous boat, (though destined
+soon to perish,) '_Catalinam vehis, et fortunas ejus_.' Meantime, being
+very doubtful as to the best course for sailing, and content if her
+course did but lie offshore, she 'carried on,' as sailors say, under
+easy sail, going, in fact, just whither and just how the Pacific breezes
+suggested in the gentlest of whispers. _All right behind_, was Kate's
+opinion; and, what was better, very soon she might say, _all right
+ahead:_ for some hour or two before sunset, when dinner was for once
+becoming, even to Kate, the most interesting of subjects for meditation,
+suddenly a large ship began to swell upon the brilliant atmosphere.
+In those latitudes, and in those years, any ship was pretty sure to
+be Spanish: sixty years later the odds were in favor of its being an
+English buccaneer; which would have given a new direction to Kate's
+energy. Kate continued to make signals with a handkerchief whiter
+than the crocodile's of Ann. Dom. 1592, else it would hardly have been
+noticed. Perhaps, after all, it would not, but that the ship's course
+carried her very nearly across Kate's. The stranger lay-to for her. It
+was dark by the time Kate steered herself under the ship's quarter;
+and _then_ was seen an instance of this girl's eternal wakefulness.
+Something was painted on the stern of her boat, she could not see
+_what;_ but she judged that it would express some connection with the
+port that she had just quitted. Now it was her wish to break the chain
+of traces connecting her with such a scamp as Urquiza; since else,
+through his commercial correspondence, he might disperse over Peru a
+portrait of herself by no means flattering. How should she accomplish
+this? It was dark; and she stood, as you may see an Etonian do at times,
+rocking her little boat from side to side, until it had taken in
+water as much as might be agreeable. Too much it proved for the boat's
+constitution, and the boat perished of dropsy--Kate declining to tap it.
+She got a ducking herself; but what cared she? Up the ship's side she
+went, as gaily as ever, in those years when she was called pussy, she
+had raced after the nuns of St. Sebastian; jumped upon deck, and told
+the first lieutenant, when he questioned her about her adventures, quite
+as much truth as any man, under the rank of admiral, had a right to
+expect.
+
+This ship was full of recruits for the Spanish army, and bound to
+Concepcion. Even in that destiny was an iteration, or repeating memorial
+of the significance that ran through Catalina's most casual adventures.
+She had enlisted amongst the soldiers; and, on reaching port, the
+very first person who came off from shore was a dashing young military
+officer, whom at once by his name and rank, (though she had never
+consciously seen him,) she identified as her own brother. He was
+splendidly situated in the service, being the Governor-General's
+secretary, besides his rank as a cavalry officer; and, his errand on
+board being to inspect the recruits, naturally, on reading in the roll
+one of them described as a Biscayan, the ardent young man came up with
+high-bred courtesy to Catalina, took the young recruit's hand with
+kindness, feeling that to be a compatriot at so great a distance was
+to be a sort of relative, and asked with emotion after old boyish
+remembrances. There was a scriptural pathos in what followed, as if it
+were some scene of domestic re-union, opening itself from patriarchal
+ages. The young officer was the eldest son of the house, and had left
+Spain when Catalina was only three years old. But, singularly enough,
+Catalina it was, the little wild cat that he yet remembered seeing at
+St. Sebastian's, upon whom his earliest inquiries settled. 'Did the
+recruit know his family, the De Erausos?' O yes, every body knew _them_.
+'Did the recruit know little Catalina?' Catalina smiled, as she replied
+that she did; and gave such an animated description of the little fiery
+wretch, as made the officer's eye flash with gratified tenderness, and
+with certainty that the recruit was no counterfeit Biscayan. Indeed, you
+know, if Kate couldn't give a good description of 'Pussy,' who could?
+The issue of the interview was--that the officer insisted on Kate's
+making a home of his quarters. He did other services for his unknown
+sister. He placed her as a trooper in his own regiment, and favored
+her in many a way that is open to one having authority. But the person,
+after all, that did most to serve our Kate, was Kate. War was then
+raging with Indians, both from Chili and Peru. Kate had always done her
+duty in action; but at length, in the decisive battle of Puren, there
+was an opening for doing something more. Havoc had been made of her own
+squadron: most of the officers were killed, and the standard was carried
+off. Kate gathered around her a small party--galloped after the Indian
+column that was carrying away the trophy--charged--saw all her own party
+killed--but (in spite of wounds on her face and shoulder) succeeded in
+bearing away the recovered standard. She rode up to the general and his
+staff; she dismounted; she rendered up her prize; and fainted away, much
+less from the blinding blood, than from the tears of joy which dimmed
+her eyes, as the general, waving his sword in admiration over her head,
+pronounced our Kate on the spot an _Alferez_, [Footnote: _Alferez_.
+This rank in the Spanish army is, or was, on a level with the modern
+_sous-lieutenant_ of France.] or standard-bearer, with a commission from
+the King of Spain and the Indies. Bonny Kate! Noble Kate! I would
+there were not two centuries laid between us, so that I might have the
+pleasure of kissing thy fair hand.
+
+Kate had the good sense to see the danger of revealing her sex, or her
+relationship, even to her own brother. The grasp of the Church never
+relaxed, never 'prescribed,' unless freely and by choice. The nun, if
+discovered, would have been taken out of the horse-barracks, or the
+dragoon-saddle. She had the firmness, therefore, for many years, to
+resist the sisterly impulses that sometimes suggested such a confidence.
+For years, and those years the most important of her life--the years
+that developed her character--she lived undetected as a brilliant
+cavalry officer under her brother's patronage. And the bitterest grief
+in poor Kate's whole life, was the tragical (and, were it not fully
+attested, one might say the ultra-scenical,) event that dissolved their
+long connection. Let me spend a word of apology on poor Kate's errors.
+We all commit many; both you and I, reader. No, stop; that's not civil.
+You, reader, I know, are a saint; I am _not_, though very near it. I
+_do_ err at long intervals; and then I think with indulgence of the many
+circumstances that plead for this poor girl. The Spanish armies of that
+day inherited, from the days of Cortez and Pizarro, shining remembrances
+of martial prowess, and the very worst of ethics. To think little of
+bloodshed, to quarrel, to fight, to gamble, to plunder, belonged to the
+very atmosphere of a camp, to its indolence, to its ancient traditions.
+In your own defence, you were obliged to do such things. Besides
+all these grounds of evil, the Spanish army had just there an extra
+demoralization from a war with savages--faithless and bloody. Do not
+think, I beseech you, too much, reader, of killing a man. That word
+'_kill_' is sprinkled over every page of Kate's own autobiography. It
+ought not to be read by the light of these days. Yet, how if a man that
+she killed were----? Hush! It was sad; but is better hurried over in a
+few words. Years after this period, a young officer one day dining with
+Kate, entreated her to become his second in a duel. Such things were
+every-day affairs. However, Kate had reasons for declining the service,
+and did so. But the officer, as he was sullenly departing, said--that,
+if he were killed, (as he thought he _should_ be,) his death would lie
+at Kate's door. I do not take _his_ view of the case, and am not moved
+by his rhetoric or his logic. Kate _was_, and relented. The duel was
+fixed for eleven at night, under the walls of a monastery. Unhappily the
+night proved unusually dark, so that the two principals had to tie white
+handkerchiefs round their elbows, in order to descry each other. In the
+confusion they wounded each other mortally. Upon that, according to a
+usage not peculiar to Spaniards, but extending (as doubtless the reader
+knows) for a century longer to our own countrymen, the two seconds were
+obliged in honor to do something towards avenging their principals. Kate
+had her usual fatal luck. Her sword passed sheer through the body of her
+opponent: this unknown opponent falling dead, had just breath left
+to cry out, 'Ah, villain, you have killed me,' in a voice of horrific
+reproach; and the voice was the voice of her brother!
+
+The monks of the monastery, under whose silent shadows this murderous
+duel had taken place, roused by the clashing of swords and the angry
+shouts of combatants, issued out with torches to find one only of the
+four officers surviving. Every convent and altar had a right of asylum
+for a short period. According to the custom, the monks carried Kate,
+insensible with anguish of mind, to the sanctuary of their chapel. There
+for some days they detained her; but then, having furnished her with a
+horse and some provisions, they turned her adrift. Which way should the
+unhappy fugitive turn? In blindness of heart she turned towards the sea.
+It was the sea that had brought her to Peru; it was the sea that would
+perhaps carry her away. It was the sea that had first showed her this
+land and its golden hopes; it was the sea that ought to hide from her
+its fearful remembrances. The sea it was that had twice spared her life
+in extremities; the sea it was that might now if it chose, take back the
+bauble that it had spared in vain.
+
+
+KATE'S PASSAGE OVER THE ANDES.
+
+Three days our poor heroine followed the coast. Her horse was then
+almost unable to move; and on _his_ account, she turned inland to
+a thicket for grass and shelter. As she drew near to it, a voice
+challenged--'_Who goes there_?' Kate answered, '_Spain_.' '_What
+people_?' '_A friend_.' It was two soldiers, deserters, and almost
+starving. Kate shared her provisions with these men: and, on hearing
+their plan, which was to go over the Cordilleras, she agreed to join the
+party. _Their_ object was the wild one of seeking the river _Dorado_,
+whose waters rolled along golden sands, and whose pebbles were emeralds.
+_Hers_ was to throw herself upon a line the least liable to pursuit, and
+the readiest for a new chapter of life in which oblivion might be found
+for the past. After a few days of incessant climbing and fatigue, they
+found themselves in the regions of perpetual snow. Summer would come as
+vainly to this kingdom of frost as to the grave of her brother. No
+fire, but the fire of human blood in youthful veins, could ever be kept
+burning in these aerial solitudes. Fuel was rarely to be found, and
+kindling a secret hardly known except to Indians. However, our Kate can
+do everything, and she's the girl, if ever girl _did_ such a thing, or
+ever girl did _not_ such a thing, that I back at any odds for crossing
+the Cordilleras. I would bet you something now, reader, if I thought
+you would deposit your stakes by return of post, (as they play at chess
+through the post-office,) that Kate does the trick, that she gets down
+to the other side; that the soldiers do _not_: and that the horse, if
+preserved at all, is preserved in a way that will leave him very little
+to boast of.
+
+The party had gathered wild berries and esculent roots at the foot of
+the mountains, and the horse was of very great use in carrying them. But
+this larder was soon emptied. There was nothing then to carry; so that
+the horse's value, as a beast of burthen, fell cent per cent. In fact,
+very soon he could not carry himself, and it became easy to calculate
+when he would reach the bottom on the wrong side the Cordilleras. He
+took three steps back for one upwards. A council of war being held, the
+small army resolved to slaughter their horse. He, though a member of the
+expedition, had no vote, and if he had the votes would have stood three
+to one--majority, two against him. He was cut into quarters; which
+surprises me; for, unless _one_ quarter was considered his own share,
+it reminds one too much of this amongst the many _facetić_ of English
+midshipmen, who ask (on any one of their number looking sulky) 'if it is
+his intention to marry and retire from the service upon a superannuation
+of Ł4 4s. 4 1/2d. a year, paid quarterly by way of bothering the
+purser.' The purser can't do it with the help of farthings. And
+as respects aliquot parts, four shares among three persons are as
+incommensurable as a guinea is against any attempt at giving change
+in half-crowns. However, this was all the preservation that the horse
+found. No saltpetre or sugar could be had: but the frost was antiseptic.
+And the horse was preserved in as useful a sense as ever apricots were
+preserved or strawberries.
+
+On a fire, painfully devised out of broom and withered leaves, a
+horse-steak was dressed, for drink, snow as allowed _a discretion_. This
+ought to have revived the party, and Kate, perhaps, it _did_. But the
+poor deserters were thinly clad, and they had not the boiling heart of
+Catalina. More and more they drooped. Kate did her best to cheer them.
+But the march was nearly at an end for _them_, and they were going
+in one half hour to receive their last billet. Yet, before this
+consummation, they have a strange spectacle to see; such as few places
+could show, but the upper chambers of the Cordilleras. They had reached
+a billowy scene of rocky masses, large and small, looking shockingly
+black on their perpendicular sides as they rose out of the vast snowy
+expanse. Upon the highest of these, that was accessible, Kate mounted
+to look around her, and she saw--oh, rapture at such an hour!--a man
+sitting on a shelf of rock with a gun by his side. She shouted with joy
+to her comrades, and ran down to communicate the joyful news. Here was
+a sportsman, watching, perhaps, for an eagle; and now they would have
+relief. One man's cheek kindled with the hectic of sudden joy, and he
+rose eagerly to march. The other was fast sinking under the fatal sleep
+that frost sends before herself as her merciful minister of death; but
+hearing in his dream the tidings of relief, and assisted by his friends,
+he also staggeringly arose. It could not be three minutes' walk, Kate
+thought, to the station of the sportsman. That thought supported them
+all. Under Kate's guidance, who had taken a sailor's glance at the
+bearings, they soon unthreaded the labyrinth of rocks so far as to bring
+the man within view. He had not left his resting-place; their steps on
+the soundless snow, naturally, he could not hear; and, as their road
+brought them upon him from the rear, still less could he see them. Kate
+hailed him; but so keenly was he absorbed in some speculation, or in the
+object of his watching, that he took no notice of them, not even moving
+his head. Kate began to think there would be another man to rouse from
+sleep. Coming close behind him, she touched his shoulder, and said, 'My
+friend, are you sleeping?' Yes, he _was_ sleeping; sleeping the sleep
+from which there is no awaking; and the slight touch of Kate having
+disturbed the equilibrium of the corpse, down it rolled on the snow:
+the frozen body rang like a hollow iron cylinder; the face uppermost and
+blue with mould, mouth open, teeth ghastly and bleaching in the frost,
+and a frightful grin upon the lips. This dreadful spectacle finished the
+struggles of the weaker man, who sank and died at once. The other made
+an effort with so much spirit, that, in Kate's opinion, horror had acted
+upon him beneficially as a stimulant. But it was not really so. It was
+a spasm of morbid strength; a collapse succeeded; his blood began to
+freeze; he sat down in spite of Kate, and _he_ also died without further
+struggle. Gone are the poor suffering deserters; stretched and bleaching
+upon the snow; and insulted discipline is avenged. Great kings have long
+arms; and sycophants are ever at hand for the errand of the potent. What
+had frost and snow to do with the quarrel? Yet _they_ made themselves
+sycophantic servants of the King of Spain; and _they_ dogged his
+deserters up to the summit of the Cordilleras, more surely than any
+Spanish bloodhound, or any Spanish tirailleur's bullet.
+
+Now is our Kate standing alone on the summits of the Andes, in solitude
+that is shocking, for she is alone with her own afflicted conscience.
+Twice before she had stood in solitude as deep upon the wild--wild
+waters of the Pacific; but her conscience had been then untroubled. Now,
+is there nobody left that can help; her horse is dead--the soldiers are
+dead. There is nobody that she can speak to except God; and very soon
+you will find that she _does_ speak to him; for already on these vast
+aerial deserts He has been whispering to _her_. The condition of Kate is
+exactly that of Coleridge's '_Ancient Mariner_.' But possibly, reader,
+you may be amongst the many careless readers that have never fully
+understood what that condition was. Suffer me to enlighten you, else you
+ruin the story of the mariner; and by losing all its pathos, lose half
+the jewels of its beauty.
+
+There are three readers of the 'Ancient Mariner.' The first is gross
+enough to fancy all the imagery of the mariner's visions delivered by
+the poet for actual facts of experience; which being impossible, the
+whole pulverizes, for that reader, into a baseless fairy tale. The
+second reader is wiser than _that_; he knows that the imagery is _not_
+baseless; it is the imagery of febrile delirium; really seen, but not
+seen as an external reality. The mariner had caught the pestilential
+fever, which carried off all his mates; he only had survived--the
+delirium had vanished; but the visions that had haunted the delirium
+remained. 'Yes,' says the third reader, 'they remained; naturally they
+did, being scorched by fever into his brain; but how did they happen to
+remain on his belief as gospel truths? The delirium had vanished:
+why had not the painted scenery of the delirium vanished, except as
+visionary memorials of a sorrow that was cancelled? Why was it that
+craziness settled upon this mariner's brain, driving him, as if he were
+a Cain, or another Wandering Jew, to 'pass like night--from land
+to land;' and, at uncertain intervals, wrenching him until he made
+rehearsal of his errors, even at the hard price of 'holding children
+from their play, and old men from the chimney corner?' [Footnote: The
+beautiful words of Sir Philip Sidney, in his '_Defense of Poesie_.']
+That craziness, as the _third reader_ deciphers, rose out of a deeper
+soil than any bodily affection. It had its root in penitential sorrow.
+Oh, bitter is the sorrow to a conscientious heart, when, too late, it
+discovers the depth of a love that has been trampled under foot! This
+mariner had slain the creature that, on all the earth, loved him best.
+In the darkness of his cruel superstition he had done it, to save his
+human brothers from a fancied inconvenience; and yet, by that very act
+of cruelty, he had himself called destruction upon their heads. The
+Nemesis that followed punished _him_ through _them_--him, that wronged,
+through those that wrongfully he sought to benefit. That spirit who
+watches over the sanctities of love is a strong angel--is a jealous
+angel; and this angel it was
+
+ 'That lov'd the bird, that lov'd the man,
+ That shot him with his bow.'
+
+He it was that followed the cruel archer into silent and slumbering
+seas;
+
+ 'Nine fathom deep he had follow'd him
+ Through the realms of mist and snow.'
+
+This jealous angel it was that pursued the man into noon-day darkness,
+and the vision of dying oceans, into delirium, and finally, (when
+recovered from disease) into an unsettled mind.
+
+Such, also, had been the offence of Kate; such, also was the punishment
+that now is dogging her steps. She, like the mariner, had slain the one
+sole creature that loved her upon the whole wide earth; she, like the
+mariner, for this offence, had been hunted into frost and snow--very
+soon will be hunted into delirium; and from _that_ (if she escapes with
+life) will be hunted into the trouble of a heart that cannot rest.
+There was the excuse of one darkness for _her_; there was the excuse of
+another darkness for the mariner. But, with all the excuses that earth,
+and the darkness of earth, can furnish, bitter it would be for you or
+me, reader, through every hour of life, waking or dreaming, to look back
+upon one fatal moment when we had pierced the heart that would have died
+for us. In this only the darkness had been merciful to Kate--that it had
+hidden for ever from her victim the hand that slew him. But now in such
+utter solitude, her thoughts ran back to their earliest interview. She
+remembered with anguish, how, on first touching the shores of America,
+almost the very first word that met her ear had been from _him_, the
+brother whom she had killed, about the 'Pussy' of times long past; how
+the gallant young man had hung upon her words, as in her native Basque
+she described her own mischievous little self, of twelve years back; how
+his color went and came, whilst his loving memory of the little sister
+was revived by her own descriptive traits, giving back, as in a mirror,
+the fawn-like grace, the squirrel-like restlessness, that once had
+kindled his own delighted laughter; how he would take no denial, but
+showed on the spot, that, simply to have touched--to have kissed--to
+have played with the little wild thing, that glorified, by her
+innocence, the gloom of St. Sebastian's cloisters, gave a _right_ to his
+hospitality; how, through _him_ only, she had found a welcome in camps;
+how, through _him_, she had found the avenue to honor and distinction.
+And yet this brother, so loving and generous, it was that she had
+dismissed from life. She paused; she turned round, as if looking back
+for his grave; she saw the dreadful wildernesses of snow which already
+she had traversed.
+
+Silent they were at this season, even as in the panting heats of noon,
+the Zaarrahs of the torrid zone are oftentimes silent. Dreadful was the
+silence; it was the nearest thing to the silence of the grave. Graves
+were at the foot of the Andes, _that_ she knew too well; graves were at
+the summit of the Andes, _that_ she saw too well. And, as she gazed, a
+sudden thought flashed upon her, when her eyes settled upon the corpses
+of the poor deserters--could she, like _them_, have been all this while
+unconsciously executing judgment upon herself? Running from a wrath that
+was doubtful, into the very jaws of a wrath that was inexorable? Flying
+in panic--and behold! there was no man that pursued? For the first time
+in her life, Kate trembled. _Not_ for the first time, Kate wept. Far
+less for the first time was it, that Kate bent her knee--that Kate
+clasped her hands--that Kate prayed. But it _was_ the first time that
+she prayed as _they_ pray, for whom no more hope is left but in prayer.
+
+Here let me pause a moment for the sake of making somebody angry. A
+Frenchman, who sadly misjudges Kate, looking at her through a Parisian
+opera-glass, gives it as _his_ opinion--that, because Kate first
+_records_ her prayer on this occasion, therefore, now first of all she
+prayed. _I_ think not so. _I_ love this Kate, blood-stained as she is;
+and I could not love a woman that never bent her knee in thankfulness or
+in supplication. However, we have all a right to our own little opinion;
+and it is not you, '_mon cher_,' you Frenchman, that I am angry with,
+but somebody else that stands behind you. You, Frenchman, and your
+compatriots, I love oftentimes for your festal gaiety of heart; and I
+quarrel only with your levity and that eternal worldliness that freezes
+too fiercely--that absolutely blisters with its frost--like the upper
+air of the Andes. _You_ speak of Kate only as too readily you speak of
+all women; the instinct of a natural scepticism being to scoff at all
+hidden depths of truth. Else you are civil enough to Kate; and your
+'_homage_' (such as it may happen to be) is always at the service of a
+woman on the shortest notice. But behind _you_, I see a worse fellow;
+a gloomy fanatic; a religious sycophant that seeks to propitiate his
+circle by bitterness against the offences that are most unlike his own.
+And against him, I must say one word for Kate to the too hasty reader.
+This villain, whom I mark for a shot if he does not get out of the
+way, opens his fire on our Kate under shelter of a lie. For there is a
+standing lie in the very constitution of civil society, a _necessity_
+of error, misleading us as to the proportions of crime. Mere necessity
+obliges man to create many acts into felonies, and to punish them as the
+heaviest offences, which his better sense teaches him secretly to regard
+as perhaps among the lightest. Those poor deserters, for instance, were
+they necessarily without excuse? They might have been oppressively used;
+but in critical times of war, no matter for the individual palliations,
+the deserter from his colors _must_ be shot: there is no help for it:
+as in extremities of general famine, we shoot the man (alas! we are
+_obliged_ to shoot him) that is found robbing the common stores in order
+to feed his own perishing children, though the offence is hardly visible
+in the sight of God. Only blockheads adjust their scale of guilt to
+the scale of human punishments. Now, our wicked friend the fanatic, who
+calumniates Kate, abuses the advantage which, for such a purpose, he
+derives from the exaggerated social estimate of all violence. Personal
+security being so main an object of social union, we are obliged to
+frown upon all modes of violence as hostile to the central principle
+of that union. We are _obliged_ to rate it, according to the universal
+results towards which it tends, and scarcely at all, according to the
+special condition of circumstances, in which it may originate. Hence
+a horror arises for that class of offences, which is (philosophically
+speaking) exaggerated; and by daily use, the ethics of a police-office
+translate themselves, insensibly, into the ethics even of religious
+people. But I tell that sycophantish fanatic--not this only, viz., that
+he abuses unfairly, against Kate, the advantage which he has from the
+_inevitably_ distorted bias of society; but also, I tell him this second
+little thing, viz., that upon turning away the glass from that one
+obvious aspect of Kate's character, her too fiery disposition to
+vindicate all rights by violence, and viewing her in relation
+to _general_ religious capacities, she was a thousand times more
+promisingly endowed than himself. It is impossible to be noble in many
+things, without having many points of contact with true religion. If you
+deny _that_ you it is that calumniate religion. Kate _was_ noble in many
+things. Her worst errors never took a shape of self-interest or deceit.
+She was brave, she was generous, she was forgiving, she bore no malice,
+she was full of truth--qualities that God loves either in man or woman.
+She hated sycophants and dissemblers. _I_ hate them; and more than ever
+at this moment on her behalf. I wish she were but here--to give a punch
+on the head to that fellow who traduces her. And, coming round again
+to the occasion from which this short digression has started, viz., the
+question raised by the Frenchman--whether Kate were a person likely to
+_pray_ under other circumstances than those of extreme danger? I offer
+it as _my_ opinion that she was. Violent people are not always such from
+choice, but perhaps from situation. And, though the circumstances of
+Kate's position allowed her little means for realizing her own wishes,
+it is certain that those wishes pointed continually to peace and an
+unworldly happiness, if _that_ were possible. The stormy clouds that
+enveloped her in camps, opened overhead at intervals--showing her a far
+distant blue serene. She yearned, at many times, for the rest which is
+not in camps or armies; and it is certain, that she ever combined with
+any plans or day-dreams of tranquillity, as their most essential ally,
+some aid derived from that dovelike religion which, at St. Sebastian's,
+as an infant and through girlhood, she had been taught so profoundly to
+adore.
+
+Now, let us rise from this discussion of Kate against libellers, as Kate
+herself is rising from prayer, and consider, in conjunction with _her_,
+the character and promise of that dreadful ground which lies immediately
+before her. What is to be thought of it? I could wish we had a
+theodolite here, and a spirit-level, and other instruments, for settling
+some important questions. Yet no: on consideration, if one _had_ a wish
+allowed by that kind fairy, without whose assistance it would be quite
+impossible to send, even for the spirit-level, nobody would throw away
+the wish upon things so paltry. I would not put the fairy upon any such
+errand: I would order the good creature to bring no spirit-level, but a
+stiff glass of spirits for Kate--a palanquin, and relays of fifty stout
+bearers--all drunk, in order that they might not feel the cold. The
+main interest at this moment, and the main difficulty--indeed, the 'open
+question' of the case--was, to ascertain whether the ascent were yet
+accomplished or not; and when would the descent commence? or had it,
+perhaps, long commenced? The character of the ground, in those immediate
+successions that could be connected by the eye, decided nothing; for the
+undulations of the level had been so continual for miles, as to perplex
+any eye but an engineer's, in attempting to judge whether, upon the
+whole, the tendency were upwards or downwards. Possibly it was yet
+neither way; it is, indeed, probable, that Kate had been for some time
+travelling along a series of terraces, that traversed the whole breadth
+of the topmost area at that point of crossing the Cordilleras, and which
+perhaps, but not certainly, compensated any casual tendencies downwards
+by corresponding reascents. Then came the question--how long would these
+terraces yet continue? and had the ascending parts _really_ balanced
+the descending?--upon _that_ seemed to rest the final chance for Kate.
+Because, unless she very soon reached a lower level, and a warmer
+atmosphere, mere weariness would oblige her to lie down, under a
+fierceness of cold, that would not suffer her to rise after once losing
+the warmth of motion; or, inversely, if she even continued in motion,
+mere extremity of cold would, of itself, speedily absorb the little
+surplus energy for moving, which yet remained unexhausted by weariness.
+
+At this stage of her progress, and whilst the agonizing question seemed
+yet as indeterminate as ever, Kate's struggle with despair, which had
+been greatly soothed by the fervor of her prayer, revolved upon her in
+deadlier blackness. All turned, she saw, upon a race against time, and
+the arrears of the road; and she, poor thing! how little qualified could
+_she_ be, in such a condition, for a race of any kind; and against two
+such obstinate brutes as time and space! This hour of the progress,
+this noontide of Kate's struggle, must have been the very crisis of
+the whole. Despair was rapidly tending to ratify itself. Hope, in any
+degree, would be a cordial for sustaining her efforts. But to flounder
+along a dreadful chaos of snow-drifts, or snow-chasms, towards a point
+of rock, which, being turned, should expose only another interminable
+succession of the same character--might _that_ be endured by ebbing
+spirits, by stiffening limbs, by the ghastly darkness that was now
+beginning to gather upon the inner eye? And, if once despair became
+triumphant, all the little arrear of physical strength would collapse at
+once.
+
+Oh! verdure of human fields, cottages of men and women, (that now
+suddenly seemed all brothers and sisters,) cottages with children around
+them at play, that are so far below--oh! summer and spring, flowers
+and blossoms, to which, as to _his_ symbols, God has given the gorgeous
+privilege of rehearsing for ever upon earth his most mysterious
+perfection--Life, and the resurrections of Life--is it indeed true, that
+poor Kate must never see you more? Mutteringly she put that question
+to herself. But strange are the caprices of ebb and flow in the deep
+fountains of human sensibilities. At this very moment, when the utter
+incapacitation of despair was gathering fast at Kate's heart, a sudden
+lightening shot far into her spirit, a reflux almost supernatural, from
+the earliest effects of her prayer. A thought had struck her all at
+once, and this thought prompted her immediately to turn round. Perhaps
+it was in some blind yearning after the only memorials of life in this
+frightful region, that she fixed her eye upon a point of hilly ground by
+which she identified the spot near which the three corpses were lying.
+The silence seemed deeper than ever. Neither was there any phantom
+memorial of life for the eye or for the ear, nor wing of bird, nor echo,
+nor green leaf, nor creeping thing, that moved or stirred, upon the
+soundless waste. Oh, what a relief to this burthen of silence would be a
+human groan! Here seemed a motive for still darker despair. And yet, at
+that very moment, a pulse of joy began to thaw the ice at her heart. It
+struck her, as she reviewed the ground, that undoubtedly it had been for
+some time slowly descending. Her senses were much dulled by suffering;
+but this thought it was, suggested by a sudden apprehension of a
+continued descending movement, which had caused her to turn round.
+Sight had confirmed the suggestion first derived from her own steps. The
+distance attained was now sufficient to establish the tendency. Oh, yes,
+yes, to a certainty she had been descending for some time. Frightful was
+the spasm of joy which whispered that the worst was over. It was as when
+the shadow of midnight, that murderers had relied on, is passing away
+from your beleagured shelter, and dawn will soon be manifest. It was
+as when a flood, that all day long has raved against the walls of your
+house, has ceased (you suddenly think) to rise; yes! measured by a
+golden plummet, it _is_ sinking beyond a doubt, and the darlings of
+your household are saved. Kate faced round in agitation to her proper
+direction. She saw, what previously, in her stunning confusion, she had
+_not_ seen, that, hardly two stones' throw in advance, lay a mass
+of rock, split as into a gateway. Through that opening it now became
+probable that the road was lying. Hurrying forward, she passed within
+the natural gates. Gates of paradise they were. Ah, what a vista
+did that gateway expose before her dazzled eye? what a revelation of
+heavenly promise? Full two miles long, stretched a long narrow glen,
+everywhere descending, and in many parts rapidly. All was now placed
+beyond a doubt. She _was_ descending--for hours, perhaps, _had_ been
+descending insensibly, the mighty staircase. Yes, Kate is leaving behind
+her the kingdom of frost and the victories of death. Two miles farther
+there may be rest, if there is not shelter. And very soon, as the crest
+of her new-born happiness, she distinguished at the other end of that
+rocky vista, a pavilion-shaped mass of dark green foliage--a belt of
+trees, such as we see in the lovely parks of England, but islanded by
+a screen (though not everywhere occupied by the usurpations) of a thick
+bushy undergrowth. Oh, verdure of dark olive foliage, offered suddenly
+to fainting eyes, as if by some winged patriarchal herald of wrath
+relenting--solitary Arab's tent, rising with saintly signals of peace,
+in the dreadful desert, must Kate indeed die even yet, whilst she
+sees but cannot reach you? Outpost on the frontier of man's dominions,
+standing within life, but looking out upon everlasting death, wilt thou
+hold up the anguish of thy mocking invitation, only to betray? Never,
+perhaps, in this world was the line so exquisitely grazed, that parts
+salvation and ruin. As the dove to her dove-cot from the swooping
+hawk--as the Christian pinnace to Christian batteries, from the bloody
+Mahometan corsair, so flew--so tried to fly towards the anchoring
+thickets, that, alas! could not weigh their anchors and make sail to
+meet her--the poor exhausted Kate from the vengeance of pursuing frost.
+
+And she reached them; staggering, fainting, reeling, she entered beneath
+the canopy of umbrageous trees. But, as oftentimes, the Hebrew fugitive
+to a city of refuge, flying for his life before the avenger of blood,
+was pressed so hotly that, on entering the archway of what seemed to
+_him_ the heavenly city-gate, as he kneeled in deep thankfulness to kiss
+its holy merciful shadow, he could not rise again, but sank instantly
+with infant weakness into sleep--sometimes to wake no more; so sank, so
+collapsed upon the ground, without power to choose her couch, and with
+little prospect of ever rising again to her feet, the martial nun. She
+lay as luck had ordered it, with her head screened by the undergrowth
+of bushes, from any gales that might arise; she lay exactly as she sank,
+with her eyes up to heaven; and thus it was that the nun saw, before
+falling asleep, the two sights that upon earth are fittest for the
+closing eyes of a nun, whether destined to open again, or to close for
+ever. She saw the interlacing of boughs overhead forming a dome, that
+seemed like the dome of a cathedral. She saw through the fretwork of the
+foliage, another dome, far beyond, the dome of an evening sky, the dome
+of some heavenly cathedral, not built with hands. She saw upon this
+upper dome the vesper lights, all alive with pathetic grandeur of
+coloring from a sunset that had just been rolling down like a chorus.
+She had not, till now, consciously observed the time of day; whether it
+were morning, or whether it were afternoon, in her confusion she had not
+distinctly known. But now she whispered to herself--'_It is evening_:'
+and what lurked half unconsciously in these words might be--'The sun,
+that rejoices, has finished his daily toil; man, that labors, has
+finished _his_; I, that suffer, have finished mine.' That might be what
+she thought, but what she _said_ was--'It is evening; and the hour is
+come when the _Angelus_ is sounding through St. Sebastian.' What made
+her think of St. Sebastian, so far away in depths of space and time? Her
+brain was wandering, now that her feet were _not_; and, because her eyes
+had descended from the heavenly to the earthly dome, _that_ made
+her think of earthly cathedrals, and of cathedral choirs, and of St.
+Sebastian's chapel, with its silvery bells that carried the _Angelus_
+far into mountain recesses. Perhaps, as her wanderings increased, she
+thought herself back in childhood; became 'pussy' once again; fancied
+that all since then was a frightful dream; that she was not upon the
+dreadful Andes, but still kneeling in the holy chapel at vespers; still
+innocent as then; loved as then she had been loved; and that all men
+were liars, who said her hand was ever stained with blood. Little enough
+is mentioned of the delusions which possessed her; but that little gives
+a key to the impulse which her palpitating heart obeyed, and which her
+rambling brain for ever reproduced in multiplying mirrors. Restlessness
+kept her in waking dreams for a brief half hour. But then, fever and
+delirium would wait no longer; the killing exhaustion would no longer be
+refused; the fever, the delirium, and the exhaustion, swept in together
+with power like an army with banners; and the nun ceased through the
+gathering twilight any more to watch the cathedrals of earth, or the
+more solemn cathedrals that rose in the heavens above.
+
+All night long she slept in her verdurous St. Bernard's hospice without
+awaking, and whether she would _ever_ awake seemed to depend upon
+an accident. The slumber that towered above her brain was like that
+fluctuating silvery column which stands in scientific tubes sinking,
+rising, deepening, lightening, contracting, expanding; or like the mist
+that sits, through sultry afternoons, upon the river of the American
+St. Peter, sometimes rarefying for minutes into sunny gauze, sometimes
+condensing for hours into palls of funeral darkness. You fancy that,
+after twelve hours of _any_ sleep, she must have been refreshed; better
+at least than she was last night. Ah! but sleep is not always sent upon
+missions of refreshment. Sleep is sometimes the secret chamber in which
+death arranges his machinery. Sleep is sometimes that deep mysterious
+atmosphere, in which the human spirit is slowly unsettling its wings for
+flight from earthly tenements. It is now eight o'clock in the morning;
+and, to all appearance, if Kate should receive no aid before noon, when
+next the sun is departing to his rest, Kate will be departing to hers;
+when next the sun is holding out his golden Christian signal to man,
+that the hour is come for letting his anger go down, Kate will be
+sleeping away for ever into the arms of brotherly forgiveness.
+
+What is wanted just now for Kate, supposing Kate herself to be wanted
+by this world, is, that this world would be kind enough to send her a
+little brandy before it is too late. The simple truth was, and a truth
+which I have known to take place in more ladies than Kate, who died
+or did _not_ die, accordingly, as they had or had not an adviser like
+myself, capable of giving so sound an opinion, that the jewelly star of
+life had descended too far down the arch towards setting, for any chance
+of re-ascending by _spontaneous_ effort. The fire was still burning
+in secret, but needed to be rekindled by potent artificial breath. It
+lingered, and _might_ linger, but would never culminate again without
+some stimulus from earthly vineyards. [Footnote: Though not exactly in
+the same circumstances as Kate, or sleeping, _ŕ la belle étoile_, on
+a declivity of the Andes, I have known (or heard circumstantially
+reported) the cases of many ladies besides Kate, who were in precisely
+the same critical danger of perishing for want of a little brandy.
+A dessert spoonful or two would have saved them. Avaunt! you wicked
+'Temperance' medallist! repent as fast as ever you can, or, perhaps the
+next time we hear of you, _anasarca_ and _hydro-thorax_ will be running
+after you to punish your shocking excesses in water. Seriously, the
+case is one of constant recurrence, and constantly ending fatally from
+_unseasonable_ and pedantic rigor of temperance. The fact is, that the
+medical profession composes the most generous and liberal body of
+men amongst us; taken generally, by much the most enlightened; but
+professionally, the most timid. Want of boldness in the administration
+of opium, &c., though they can be bold enough with mercury, is their
+besetting infirmity. And from this infirmity females suffer most.
+One instance I need hardly mention, the fatal case of an august lady,
+mourned by nations, with respect to whom it was, and is, the belief of
+multitudes to this hour (well able to judge), that she would have been
+saved by a glass of brandy; and her attendant, who shot himself, came to
+think so too late--too late for _her_, and too late for himself. Amongst
+many cases of the same nature, which personally I have been acquainted
+with, twenty years ago, a man, illustrious for his intellectual
+accomplishments, mentioned to me that his own wife, during her first or
+second confinement, was suddenly reported to him, by one of her female
+attendants, (who slipped away unobserved by the medical people,) as
+undoubtedly sinking fast. He hurried to her chamber, and _saw_ that it
+was so. The presiding medical authority, however, was inexorable. 'Oh,
+by no means,' shaking his ambrosial wig, 'any stimulant at this
+crisis would be fatal.' But no authority could overrule the concurrent
+testimony of all symptoms, and of all unprofessional opinions. By some
+pious falsehood my friend smuggled the doctor out of the room, and
+immediately smuggled a glass of brandy into the poor lady's lips. She
+recovered with magical power. The doctor is now dead, and went to his
+grave under the delusive persuasion--that not any vile glass of brandy,
+but the stern refusal of all brandy, was the thing that saved his
+collapsing patient. The patient herself, who might naturally know
+something of the matter, was of a different opinion. She sided with the
+factious body around her bed, (comprehending all beside the doctor,) who
+felt sure that death was rapidly approaching, _barring_ that brandy.
+The same result in the same appalling crisis, I have known repeatedly
+produced by twenty-five drops of laudanum. An obstinate man will
+say--'Oh, never listen to a non-medical man like this writer. Consult in
+such a case your medical adviser.' You will, will you? Then let me tell
+you, that you are missing the very logic of all I have been saying for
+the improvement of blockheads, which is--that you should consult any man
+_but_ a medical man, since no other man has any obstinate prejudice of
+professional timidity. N. B.--I prescribe for Kate _gratis_, because
+she, poor thing! has so little to give. But from other ladies, who may
+have the happiness to benefit by my advice, I expect a fee--not so large
+a one considering the service--a flowering plant, suppose the _second_
+best in their collection. I know it would be of no use to ask for the
+_very_ best, (which else I could wish to do,) because that would only be
+leading them into little fibs. I don't insist on a _Yucca gloriosa_, or
+a _Magnolia speciosissima_, (I hope there _is_ such a plant)--a rose or
+a violet will do. I am sure there is such a plant as that. And if they
+settle their debts justly, I shall very soon be master of the prettiest
+little conservatory in England. For, treat it not as a jest, reader;
+no case of timid practice is so fatally frequent.] Kate was ever lucky,
+though ever unfortunate; and the world, being of my opinion that Kate
+was worth saving, made up its mind about half-past eight o'clock in the
+morning to save her. Just at that time, when the night was over, and its
+sufferings were hidden--in one of those intermitting gleams that for
+a moment or two lightened the clouds of her slumber, Kate's dull ear
+caught a sound that for years had spoken a familiar language to _her_.
+What was it? It was the sound, though muffled and deadened, like the
+ear that heard it, of horsemen advancing. Interpreted by the tumultuous
+dreams of Kate, was it the cavalry of Spain, at whose head so often she
+had charged the bloody Indian scalpers? Was it, according to the legend
+of ancient days, cavalry that had been sown by her brother's blood,
+cavalry that rose from the ground on an inquest of retribution, and were
+racing up the Andes to seize her? Her dreams that had opened sullenly to
+the sound waited for no answer, but closed again into pompous darkness.
+Happily, the horsemen had caught the glimpse of some bright ornament,
+clasp, or aiguillette, on Kate's dress. They were hunters and foresters
+from below; servants in the household of a beneficent lady; and in some
+pursuit of flying game had wandered beyond their ordinary limits. Struck
+by the sudden scintillation from Kate's dress played upon by the morning
+sun, they rode up to the thicket. Great was their surprise, great their
+pity, to see a young officer in uniform stretched within the bushes upon
+the ground, and perhaps dying. Borderers from childhood on this dreadful
+frontier, sacred to winter and death, they understood the case at once.
+They dismounted: and with the tenderness of women, raising the poor
+frozen cornet in their arms, washed her temples with brandy, whilst one,
+at intervals, suffered a few drops to trickle within her lips. As the
+restoration of a warm bed was now most likely to be successful, they
+lifted the helpless stranger upon a horse, walking on each side with
+supporting arms. Once again our Kate is in the saddle; once again a
+Spanish Caballador. But Kate's bridle-hand is deadly cold. And her
+spurs, that she had never unfastened since leaving the monastic asylum,
+hung as idle as the flapping sail that fills unsteadily with the breeze
+upon a stranded ship.
+
+This procession had some miles to go, and over difficult ground; but at
+length it reached the forest-like park and the chateau of the wealthy
+proprietress. Kate was still half-frozen and speechless, except at
+intervals. Heavens! can this corpse-like, languishing young woman, be
+the Kate that once, in her radiant girlhood, rode with a handful of
+comrades into a column of two thousand enemies, that saw her comrades
+die, that persisted when all were dead, that tore from the heart of
+all resistance the banner of her native Spain? Chance and change have
+'written strange defeatures in her face.' Much is changed; but some
+things are not changed: there is still kindness that overflows with
+pity: there is still helplessness that asks for this pity without a
+voice: she is now received by a Senora, not less kind than that maternal
+aunt, who, on the night of her birth, first welcomed her to a loving
+home; and she, the heroine of Spain, is herself as helpless now as that
+little lady who, then at ten minutes of age, was kissed and blessed by
+all the household of St. Sebastian.
+
+Let us suppose Kate placed in a warm bed. Let us suppose her in a few
+hours recovering steady consciousness; in a few days recovering some
+power of self-support; in a fortnight able to seek the gay saloon,
+where the Senora was sitting alone, and rendering thanks, with that
+deep sincerity which ever characterized our wild-hearted Kate, for the
+critical services received from that lady and her establishment.
+
+This lady, a widow, was what the French call a _métisse_, the Spaniards
+a _mestizza_; that is, the daughter of a genuine Spaniard, and an Indian
+mother. I shall call her simply a _creole_, [Footnote: 'Creole.'--At
+that time the infusion of negro or African blood was small.
+Consequently none of the negro hideousness was diffused. After these
+intercomplexities had arisen between all complications of descent from
+three original strands, European, American, African, the distinctions
+of social consideration founded on them bred names so many, that a
+court calendar was necessary to keep you from blundering. As yet,
+the varieties were few. Meantime, the word _creole_ has always been
+misapplied in our English colonies to a person (though of strictly
+European blood,) simply because _born_ in the West Indies. In this
+English use, it expresses the same difference as the Romans indicated by
+_Hispanus_ and _Hispanicus_. The first meant a person of Spanish blood,
+a native of Spain; the second, a Roman born in Spain. So of _Germanus_
+and _Germanicus_, _Italus_ and _Italicus_, _Anglus_ and _Anglicus_, &c.;
+an important distinction, on which see Casaubon _apud Scriptores.
+Hist. Augustan._] which will indicate her want of pure Spanish blood
+sufficiently to explain her deference for those who had it. She was a
+kind, liberal woman; rich rather more than needed where there were no
+opera boxes to rent--a widow about fifty years old in the wicked world's
+account, some forty-four in her own; and happy, above all, in the
+possession of a most lovely daughter, whom even the wicked world did
+not accuse of more than sixteen years. This daughter, Juana, was--But
+stop--let her open the door of the saloon in which the Senora and the
+cornet are conversing, and speak for herself. She did so, after an hour
+had passed; which length of time, to _her_ that never had any business
+whatever in her innocent life, seemed sufficient to settle the business
+of the old world and the new. Had Pietro Diaz (as Catalina now called
+herself) been really a Peter, and not a sham Peter, what a vision of
+loveliness would have rushed upon his sensibilities as the door
+opened! Do not expect me to describe her, for which, however, there are
+materials extant, sleeping in archives, where they have slept for two
+hundred and twenty years. It is enough that she is reported to
+have united the stately tread of Andalusian women with the innocent
+voluptuousness of Peruvian eyes. As to her complexion and figure, be it
+known that Juana's father was a gentleman from Grenada, having in his
+veins the grandest blood of all this earth, blood of Goths and Vandals,
+tainted (for which Heaven be thanked!) twice over with blood of
+Arabs--once through Moors, once through Jews; [Footnote: It is well
+known, that the very reason why the Spanish of all nations became the
+most gloomily jealous of a Jewish cross in the pedigree, was because,
+until the vigilance of the Church rose into ferocity, in no nation was
+such a cross so common. The hatred of fear is ever the deepest. And men
+hated the Jewish taint, as once in Jerusalem they hated the leprosy,
+because even whilst they raved against it, the secret proofs of it might
+be detected amongst their own kindred, even as in the Temple, whilst
+once a king rose in mutiny against the priesthood, (2 Chron. xxvi
+16-20,) suddenly the leprosy that dethroned him, blazed out upon his
+forehead.] whilst from her grandmother, Juana drew the deep subtle
+melancholy and the beautiful contours of limb which belong to the Indian
+race--a race destined silently and slowly to fade from the earth. No
+awkwardness was or could be in this antelope, when gliding with forest
+grace into the room--no town-bred shame--nothing but the unaffected
+pleasure of one who wishes to speak a fervent welcome, but knows not if
+she ought--the astonishment of a Miranda, bred in utter solitude, when
+first beholding a princely Ferdinand--and just so much reserve as to
+remind you, that if Catalina thought fit to dissemble her sex, she
+did _not_. And consider, reader, if you look back and are a great
+arithmetician, that whilst the Senora had only fifty per cent of Spanish
+blood, Juana had seventy-five; so that her Indian melancholy after all
+was swallowed up for the present by her Vandal, by her Arab, by her
+Spanish fire.
+
+Catalina, seared as she was by the world, has left it evident in her
+memoirs that she was touched more than she wished to be by this
+innocent child. Juana formed a brief lull for Catalina in her too stormy
+existence. And if for _her_ in this life the sweet reality of a sister
+had been possible, here was the sister she would have chosen. On the
+other hand, what might Juana think of the cornet? To have been thrown
+upon the kind hospitalities of her native home, to have been rescued
+by her mother's servants from that fearful death which, lying but a few
+miles off, had filled her nursery with traditionary tragedies,--_that_
+was sufficient to create an interest in the stranger. But his bold
+martial demeanor, his yet youthful style of beauty, his frank manners,
+his animated conversation that reported a hundred contests with
+suffering and peril, wakened for the first time her admiration. Men she
+had never seen before, except menial servants, or a casual priest. But
+here was a gentleman, young like herself, that rode in the cavalry of
+Spain--that carried the banner of the only potentate whom Peruvians knew
+of--the King of the Spains and the Indies--that had doubled Cape Horn,
+that had crossed the Andes, that had suffered shipwreck, that had rocked
+upon fifty storms, and had wrestled for life through fifty battles.
+
+The reader knows all that followed. The sisterly love which Catalina
+did really feel for this young mountaineer was inevitably misconstrued.
+Embarrassed, but not able, from sincere affection, or almost in bare
+propriety, to refuse such expressions of feeling as corresponded to the
+artless and involuntary kindnesses of the ingenuous Juana, one day the
+cornet was surprised by mamma in the act of encircling her daughter's
+waist with his martial arm, although waltzing was premature by at least
+two centuries in Peru. She taxed him instantly with dishonorably abusing
+her confidence. The cornet made but a bad defence. He muttered something
+about '_fraternal affection_,' about 'esteem,' and a great deal of
+metaphysical words that are destined to remain untranslated in their
+original Spanish. The good Senora, though she could boast only of
+forty-four years' experience, was not altogether to be '_had_' in that
+fashion--she was as learned as if she had been fifty, and she brought
+matters to a speedy crisis. 'You are a Spaniard,' she said, 'a
+gentleman, therefore; _remember_ that you are a gentleman. This very
+night, if your intentions are not serious, quit my house. Go to Tucuman;
+you shall command my horses and servants; but stay no longer to increase
+the sorrow that already you will have left behind you. My daughter loves
+you. That is sorrow enough, if you are trifling with us. But, if not,
+and you also love _her_, and can be happy in our solitary mode of life,
+stay with us--stay for ever. Marry Juana with my free consent. I ask not
+for wealth. Mine is sufficient for you both.' The cornet protested
+that the honor was one never contemplated by _him_--that it was too
+great--that--. But, of course, reader, you know that 'gammon' flourishes
+in Peru, amongst the silver mines, as well as in some more boreal lands
+that produce little better than copper and tin. 'Tin,' however, has its
+uses. The delighted Senora overruled all objections, great and small;
+and she confirmed Juana's notion that the business of two worlds could
+be transacted in an hour, by settling her daughter's future happiness in
+exactly twenty minutes. The poor, weak Catalina, not acting now in any
+spirit of recklessness, grieving sincerely for the gulf that was opening
+before her, and yet shrinking effeminately from the momentary shock
+that would be inflicted by a firm adherence to her duty, clinging to the
+anodyne of a short delay, allowed herself to be installed as the
+lover of Juana. Considerations of convenience, however, postponed the
+marriage. It was requisite to make various purchases; and for this, it
+was requisite to visit Tucuman, where, also, the marriage ceremony could
+be performed with more circumstantial splendor. To Tucuman, therefore,
+after some weeks' interval, the whole party repaired. And at Tucuman it
+was that the tragical events arose, which, whilst interrupting such a
+mockery for ever, left the poor Juana still happily deceived, and never
+believing for a moment that hers was a rejected or a deluded heart.
+
+One reporter of Mr. De Ferrer's narrative forgets his usual generosity,
+when he says that the Senora's gift of her daughter to the Alferez was
+not quite so disinterested as it seemed to be. Certainly it was not so
+disinterested as European ignorance might fancy it: but it was quite as
+much so as it ought to have been, in balancing the interests of a child.
+Very true it is--that, being a genuine Spaniard, who was still a rare
+creature in so vast a world as Peru, being a Spartan amongst Helots, an
+Englishman amongst Savages, an Alferez would in those days have been
+a natural noble. His alliance created honor for his wife and for his
+descendants. Something, therefore, the cornet would add to the family
+consideration. But, instead of selfishness, it argued just regard for
+her daughter's interest to build upon this, as some sort of equipoise to
+the wealth which her daughter would bring.
+
+Spaniard, however, as he was, our Alferez on reaching Tucuman found no
+Spaniards to mix with, but instead twelve Portuguese.
+
+Catalina remembered the Spanish proverb--'Subtract from a Spaniard all
+his good qualities, and the remainder makes a pretty fair Portuguese;'
+but, as there was nobody else to gamble with, she entered freely into
+their society. Very soon she suspected that there was foul play:
+all modes of doctoring dice had been made familiar to _her_ by the
+experience of camps. She watched; and, by the time she had lost her
+final coin, she was satisfied that she had been plundered. In her first
+anger she would have been glad to switch the whole dozen across the
+eyes; but, as twelve to one were too great odds, she determined on
+limiting her vengeance to the immediate culprit. Him she followed into
+the street; and coming near enough to distinguish his profile reflected
+on a wall, she continued to keep him in view from a short distance. The
+light-hearted young cavalier whistled, as he went, an old Portuguese
+ballad of romance; and in a quarter of an hour came up to an house, the
+front door of which he began to open with a pass-key. This operation
+was the signal for Catalina that the hour of vengeance had struck;
+and, stepping hastily up, she tapped the Portuguese on the shoulder,
+saying--'Senor, you are a robber!' The Portuguese turned coolly round,
+and, seeing his gaming antagonist, replied--'Possibly, Sir; but I have
+no particular fancy for being told so,' at the same time drawing his
+sword. Catalina had not designed to take any advantage; and the touching
+him on the shoulder, with the interchange of speeches, and the known
+character of Kate, sufficiently imply it. But it is too probable in such
+cases, that the party whose intention has been regularly settled from
+the first, will, and must have an advantage unconsciously over a man
+so abruptly thrown on his defence. However this might be, they had not
+fought a minute before Catalina passed her sword through her opponent's
+body; and without a groan or a sigh, the Portuguese cavalier fell dead
+at his own door. Kate searched the street with her ears, and (as far as
+the indistinctness of night allowed) with her eyes. All was profoundly
+silent; and she was satisfied that no human figure was in motion. What
+should be done with the body? A glance at the door of the house settled
+_that_: Fernando had himself opened it at the very moment when
+he received the summons to turn round. She dragged the corpse in,
+therefore, to the foot of the staircase, put the key by the dead man's
+side, and then issuing softly into the street, drew the door close with
+as little noise as possible. Catalina again paused to listen and to
+watch, went home to the hospitable Senora's house, retired to bed, fell
+asleep, and early the next morning was awakened by the Corregidor and
+four alguazils.
+
+The lawlessness of all that followed strikingly exposes the frightful
+state of criminal justice at that time, wherever Spanish law prevailed.
+No evidence appeared to connect Catalina in any way with the death of
+Fernando Acosta. The Portuguese gamblers, besides that perhaps they
+thought lightly of such an accident, might have reasons of their own for
+drawing off public attention from their pursuits in Tucuman: not one
+of these men came forward openly; else the circumstances at the gaming
+table, and the departure of Catalina so closely on the heels of her
+opponent, would have suggested reasonable grounds for detaining her
+until some further light should be obtained. As it was, her imprisonment
+rested upon no colorable ground whatever, unless the magistrate had
+received some anonymous information, which, however, he never alleged.
+One comfort there was, meantime, in Spanish injustice: it did not
+loiter. Full gallop it went over the ground: one week often sufficed
+for informations--for trial--for execution; and the only bad consequence
+was, that a second or a third week sometimes exposed the disagreeable
+fact that everything had been 'premature;' a solemn sacrifice had
+been made to offended justice, in which all was right except as to the
+victim; it was the wrong man; and _that_ gave extra trouble; for then
+all was to do over again, another man to be executed, and, possibly,
+still to be caught.
+
+Justice moved at her usual Spanish rate in the present case. Kate was
+obliged to rise instantly; not suffered to speak to anybody in the
+house, though, in going out, a door opened, and she saw the young Juana
+looking out with saddest Indian expression. In one day the trial was all
+finished. Catalina said (which was true) that she hardly knew Acosta;
+and that people of her rank were used to attack their enemies face to
+face, not by murderous surprises. The magistrates were impressed with
+Catalina's answers (yet answered to _what_?) Things were beginning to
+look well, when all was suddenly upset by two witnesses, whom the reader
+(who is a sort of accomplice after the fact, having been privately let
+into the truths of the case, and having concealed his knowledge), will
+know at once to be false witnesses, but whom the old Spanish buzwigs
+doated on as models of all that could be looked for in the best. Both
+were very ill-looking fellows, as it was their duty to be. And the first
+deposed as follows:--That through his quarter of Tucuman, the fact was
+notorious of Acosta's wife being the object of a criminal pursuit on the
+part of the Alferez (Catalina): that, _doubtless_, the injured husband
+had surprised the prisoner, which, of course, had led to the murder,
+to the staircase, to the key--to everything, in short, that could be
+wished; no--stop! what am I saying?--to everything that ought to be
+abominated. Finally--for he had now settled the main question--that
+he had a friend who would take up the case where he himself, from
+short-sightedness, was obliged to lay it down.' This friend, the Pythias
+of this short-sighted Damon started up in a frenzy of virtue at this
+summons, and, rushing to the front of the alguazils, said, 'That since
+his friend had proved sufficiently the fact of the Alferez having been
+lurking in the house, and having murdered a man, all that rested upon
+_him_ to show was, how that murderer got out of the house; which he
+could do satisfactorily; for there was a balcony running along the
+windows on the second floor, one of which windows he himself, lurking
+in a corner of the street, saw the Alferez throw up, and from the said
+balcony take a flying leap into the said street.' Evidence like this was
+conclusive; no defence was listened to, nor indeed had the prisoner
+any to produce. The Alferez could deny neither the staircase nor the
+balcony: the street is there to this day, like the bricks in Jack Cade's
+Chimney, testifying all that may be required; and, as to our friend who
+saw the leap, there he was; nobody could deny _him_. The prisoner might
+indeed have suggested that she never heard of Acosta's wife, nor had
+the existence of such a wife been ripened even into a suspicion. But
+the bench were satisfied; chopping logic was of no use; and sentence was
+pronounced--that on the eighth day from the day of arrest, the Alferez
+should be executed in the public square.
+
+It was not amongst the weaknesses of Catalina--who had so often
+inflicted death, and, by her own journal, thought so lightly of
+inflicting it (if not under cowardly advantages)--to shrink from facing
+death in her own person. Many incidents in her career show the coolness
+and even gaiety with which, in any case where death was apparently
+inevitable, she would have gone to meet it. But in this case she _had_
+a temptation for escaping it, which was probably in her power. She had
+only to reveal the secret of her sex, and the ridiculous witnesses,
+beyond whose testimony there was nothing at all against her, must at
+once be covered with derision. Catalina had some liking for fun; and a
+main inducement to this course was, that it would enable her to say to
+the judges, 'Now you see what old fools you've made of yourselves;
+every woman and child in Peru will soon be laughing at you.' I must
+acknowledge my own weakness; this last temptation I could _not_ have
+withstood; flesh is weak, and fun is strong. But Catalina _did_. On
+consideration she fancied, that although the particular motive for
+murdering Acosta would be dismissed with laughter, still this might not
+clear her of the murder, which on some _other_ motive she might have
+committed. But supposing that she were cleared altogether, what most of
+all she feared was, that the publication of her sex would throw a reflex
+light upon many past transactions in her life--would instantly find
+its way to Spain--and would probably soon bring her within the tender
+attentions of the Inquisition. She kept firm to the resolution of not
+saving her life by this discovery. And so far as her fate lay in her own
+hands, she would (as the reader will perceive from a little incident at
+the scaffold) have perished to a certainty. But even at this point, how
+strange a case! A woman _falsely_ accused of an act which she really
+_did_ commit! And falsely accused of a true offence upon a motive that
+was impossible!
+
+As the sun set upon the seventh day, when the hours were numbered
+for the prisoner, there filed into her cell four persons in religious
+habits. They came on the charitable mission of preparing the poor
+convict for death. Catalina, however, watching all things narrowly,
+remarked something earnest and significant in the eye of the leader, as
+of one who had some secret communication to make. She contrived to clasp
+this man's hands, as if in the energy of internal struggles, and _he_
+contrived to slip into hers the very smallest of billets from poor
+Juana. It contained, for indeed it _could_ contain, only these three
+words--'Do not confess. J.' This one caution, so simple and so brief,
+was a talisman. It did not refer to any confession of the crime; _that_
+would have been assuming what Juana was neither entitled nor disposed
+to assume, but, in the technical sense of the Church, to the act of
+devotional confession. Catalina found a single moment for a glance at
+it--understood the whole--resolutely refused to confess, as a person
+unsettled in her religious opinions, that needed spiritual instructions,
+and the four monks withdrew to make their report. The principal judge,
+upon hearing of the prisoner's impenitence, granted another day. At the
+end of _that_, no change having occurred either in the prisoner's
+mind, or in the circumstances, he issued his warrant for the execution.
+Accordingly, as the sun went down, the sad procession formed within the
+prison. Into the great square of Tucuman it moved, where the scaffold
+had been built, and the whole city had assembled for the spectacle.
+Catalina steadily ascended the ladder of the scaffold; even then she
+resolved not to benefit by revealing her sex; even then it was that she
+expressed her scorn for the lubberly executioner's mode of tying a knot;
+did it herself in a 'ship-shape,' orthodox manner; received in return
+the enthusiastic plaudits of the crowd, and so far ran the risk of
+precipitating her fate; for the timid magistrates, fearing a rescue from
+the impetuous mob, angrily ordered the executioner to finish the scene.
+The clatter of a galloping horse, however, at this instant forced them
+to pause. The crowd opened a road for the agitated horseman, who was
+the bearer of an order from the President of La Plata to suspend the
+execution until two prisoners could be examined. The whole was the
+work of the Senora and her daughter. The elder lady, having gathered
+informations against the witnesses, had pursued them to La Plata. There,
+by her influence with the Governor, they were arrested; recognised as
+old malefactors; and in their terror had partly confessed their perjury.
+Catalina was removed to La Plata; solemnly acquitted; and, by the advice
+of the President, for the present the connection with the Senora's
+family was postponed indefinitely.
+
+Now was the last adventure approaching that ever Catalina should see in
+the new world. Some fine sights she may yet see in Europe, but nothing
+after this (_which she has recorded_) in America. Europe, if it had
+ever heard of her name (which very shortly it _shall_), Kings, Pope,
+Cardinals, if they were but aware of her existence (which in six months
+they _shall_ be), would thirst for an introduction to our Catalina.
+You hardly thought now, reader, that she was such a great person, or
+anybody's pet but yours and mine. Bless you, Sir, she would scorn to
+look at _us_. I tell you, royalties are languishing to see her, or soon
+_will_ be. But how can this come to pass, if she is to continue in her
+present obscurity? Certainly it cannot without some great _peripetteia_
+or vertiginous whirl of fortune; which, therefore, you shall now behold
+taking place in one turn of her next adventure. _That_ shall let in
+a light, _that_ shall throw back a Claude Lorraine gleam over all
+the past, able to make Kings, that would have cared not for her under
+Peruvian daylight, come to glorify her setting beams.
+
+The Senora--and, observe, whatever kindness she does to Catalina speaks
+secretly from two hearts, her own and Juana's--had, by the advice of
+Mr. President Mendonia, given sufficient money for Catalina's travelling
+expenses. So far well. But Mr. M. chose to add a little codicil to this
+bequest of the Senora's, never suggested by her or by her daughter.
+'Pray,' said this inquisitive President, who surely might have found
+business enough in La Plata, 'Pray, Senor Pietro Diaz, did you ever live
+at Concepcion? And were you ever acquainted there with Senor Miguel de
+Erauso? That man, Sir, was my friend.' What a pity that on this occasion
+Catalina could not venture to be candid! What a capital speech it
+would have made to say--'_Friend_ were you? I think you could hardly
+be _that_, with seven hundred miles between you. But that man was _my_
+friend also; and, secondly, my brother. True it is I killed him. But if
+you happen to know that this was by pure mistake in the dark, what
+an old rogue you must be to throw _that_ in my teeth, which is the
+affliction of my life!' Again, however, as so often in the same
+circumstances, Catalina thought that it would cause more ruin than it
+could heal to be candid; and, indeed, if she were really _P. Diaz, Esq.
+_, how came she to be brother to the late Mr. Erauso? On consideration,
+also, if she could not tell _all_, merely to have professed a fraternal
+connection which never was avowed by either whilst living together,
+would not have brightened the reputation of Catalina, which too surely
+required a scouring. Still, from my kindness for poor Kate, I feel
+uncharitably towards the president for advising Senor Pietro 'to travel
+for his health.' What had _he_ to do with people's health? However, Mr.
+Peter, as he had pocketed the Senora's money, thought it right to pocket
+also the advice that accompanied its payment. That he might be in a
+condition to do so, he went off to buy a horse. He was in luck to-day.
+For beside money and advice, he obtained, at a low rate, a horse both
+beautiful and serviceable for a journey. To Paz it was, a city of
+prosperous name, that the cornet first moved. But Paz did not fulfil the
+promise of its name. For it laid the grounds of a feud that drove our
+Kate out of America.
+
+Her first adventure was a bagatelle, and fitter for a jest-book than a
+history; yet it proved no jest either, since it led to the tragedy that
+followed. Riding into Paz, our gallant standard-bearer and her bonny
+black horse drew all eyes, _comme de raison_, upon their separate
+charms. This was inevitable amongst the indolent population of a Spanish
+town; and Kate was used to it. But, having recently had a little too
+much of the public attention, she felt nervous on remarking two soldiers
+eyeing the handsome horse and the handsome rider, with an attention that
+seemed too solemn for mere _aesthetics_. However, Kate was not the kind
+of person to let anything dwell on her spirits, especially if it
+took the shape of impudence; and, whistling gaily, she was riding
+forward--when, who should cross her path but the Alcalde! Ah! Alcalde,
+you see a person now that has a mission against you, though quite
+unknown to herself. He looked so sternly, that Kate asked if his worship
+had any commands. 'These men,' said the Alcalde, 'these two soldiers,
+say that this horse is stolen.' To one who had so narrowly and so lately
+escaped the balcony witness and his friend, it was really no laughing
+matter to hear of new affidavits in preparation. Kate was nervous, but
+never disconcerted. In a moment she had twitched off a saddle-cloth on
+which she sat; and throwing it over the horse's head, so as to cover up
+all between the ears and the mouth, she replied, 'that she had bought
+and paid for the horse at La Plata. But now, your worship, if this horse
+has really been stolen from these men, they must know well of which eye
+it is blind; for it _can_ be only in the right eye or the left.' One
+of the soldiers cried out instantly, that it was the left eye; but
+the other said, 'No, no, you forget, it's the right.' Kate maliciously
+called attention to this little schism. But the men said, 'Ah, _that_
+was nothing--they were hurried; but now, on recollecting themselves,
+they were agreed that it was the left eye.' Did they stand to that? 'Oh
+yes, positive they were, left eye, left.'
+
+Upon which our Kate, twitching off the horse-cloth, said gaily to the
+magistrate, 'Now, Sir, please to observe that this horse has nothing
+the matter with either eye.' And in fact it _was_ so. Then his worship
+ordered his alguazils to apprehend the two witnesses, who posted off to
+bread and water, with other reversionary advantages, whilst Kate rode in
+quest of the best dinner that Paz could furnish.
+
+This Alcalde's acquaintance, however, was not destined to drop here.
+Something had appeared in the young _caballero's_ bearing, which made
+it painful to have addressed him with harshness, or for a moment to
+have entertained such a charge against such a person. He despatched his
+cousin, therefore, Don Antonio Calderon, to offer his apologies, and at
+the same time to request that the stranger, whose rank and quality he
+regretted not to have known, would do him the honor to come and dine
+with him. This explanation, and the fact that Don Antonio had already
+proclaimed his own position as cousin to the magistrate and nephew
+to the Bishop of Cuzco, obliged Catalina to say, after thanking the
+gentlemen for their obliging attentions, 'I myself hold the rank of
+Alferez in the service of his Catholic Majesty. I am a native of Biscay,
+and I am now repairing to Cuzco on private business.' 'To Cuzco!'
+exclaimed Don Antonio, 'how very fortunate! My cousin is a Basque like
+you; and, like you, he starts for Cuzco to-morrow morning; so that, if
+it is agreeable to you, Senor Alferez, we will travel together.' It was
+settled that they should. To travel--amongst 'balcony witnesses,' and
+anglers for 'blind horses'--not merely with a just man, but with the
+very abstract idea and riding allegory of justice, was too delightful to
+the storm-wearied cornet; and he cheerfully accompanied Don Antonio
+to the house of the magistrate, called Don Pedro de Chavarria.
+Distinguished was his reception; the Alcalde personally renewed his
+regrets for the ridiculous scene of the two scampish oculists, and
+presented him to his wife, a splendid Andalusian beauty, to whom he had
+been married about a year.
+
+This lady there is a reason for describing; and the French reporter
+of Catalina's memoirs dwells upon the theme. She united, he says,
+the sweetness of the German lady with the energy of the Arabian, a
+combination hard to judge of. As to her feet, he adds, I say nothing;
+for she had scarcely any at all. '_Je ne parle point de ses pieds, elle
+n'en avait presque pas_.' 'Poor lady!' says a compassionate rustic: 'no
+feet! What a shocking thing that so fine a woman should have been so
+sadly mutilated!' Oh, my dear rustic, you're quite in the wrong box. The
+Frenchman means this as the very highest compliment. Beautiful, however,
+she must have been; and a Cinderella, I hope, not a Cinderellula,
+considering that she had the inimitable walk and step of the
+Andalusians, which cannot be accomplished without something of a
+proportionate basis to stand upon.
+
+The reason which there is (as I have said) for describing this lady,
+arises out of her relation to the tragic events which followed. She,
+by her criminal levity, was the cause of all. And I must here warn the
+moralizing blunderer of two errors that he is too likely to make: 1st,
+That he is invited to read some extract from a licentious amour, as if
+for its own interest; 2d, Or on account of Donna Catalina's memoirs,
+with a view to relieve their too martial character. I have the pleasure
+to assure him of his being so utterly in the darkness of error, that any
+possible change he can make in his opinions, right or left, must be
+for the better: he cannot stir, but he will mend, which is a delightful
+thought for the moral and blundering mind. As to the first point,
+what little glimpse he obtains of a licentious amour is, as a court
+of justice will sometimes show him such a glimpse, simply to make
+intelligible the subsequent facts which depend upon it. Secondly, As to
+the conceit, that Catalina wished to embellish her memoirs, understand
+that no such practice then existed; certainly not in Spanish literature.
+Her memoirs are electrifying by their facts; else, in the manner of
+telling these facts, they are systematically dry.
+
+Don Antonio Calderon was a handsome, accomplished cavalier. And in the
+course of dinner, Catalina was led to judge, from the behavior to each
+other of this gentleman and the lady, the Alcalde's beautiful wife,
+that they had an improper understanding. This also she inferred from the
+furtive language of their eyes. Her wonder was, that the Alcalde should
+be so blind; though upon that point she saw reason in a day or two
+to change her opinion. Some people see everything by affecting to see
+nothing. The whole affair, however, was nothing at all to _her_, and
+she would have dismissed it from her thoughts altogether, but for what
+happened on the journey.
+
+From the miserable roads, eight hours a day of travelling was found
+quite enough for man and beast; the product of which eight hours was
+from ten to twelve leagues. On the last day but one of the journey, the
+travelling party, which was precisely the original dinner party, reached
+a little town ten leagues short of Cuzco. The Corregidor of this place
+was a friend of the Alcalde; and through _his_ influence the party
+obtained better accommodations than those which they had usually had in
+a hovel calling itself a _venta_, or in the sheltered corner of a
+barn. The Alcalde was to sleep at the Corregidor's house; the two young
+cavaliers, Calderon and our Kate, had sleeping rooms at the public
+_locanda_; but for the lady was reserved a little pleasure-house in an
+enclosed garden. This was a plaything of a house; but the season
+being summer, and the house surrounded with tropical flowers, the lady
+preferred it (in spite of its loneliness) to the damp mansion of the
+official grandee, who, in her humble opinion, was quite as fusty as his
+mansion, and his mansion not much less so than himself.
+
+After dining gaily together at the _locanda_, and possibly taking a
+'rise' out of his worship the Corregidor, as a repeating echo of Don
+Quixote, (then growing popular in Spanish America,) the young man
+who was no young officer, and the young officer who was no young man,
+lounged down together to the little pavilion in the flower-garden, with
+the purpose of paying their respects to the presiding belle. They were
+graciously received, and had the honor of meeting there his Mustiness
+the Alcalde, and his Fustiness the Corregidor; whose conversation was
+surely improving, but not equally brilliant. How they got on under the
+weight of two such muffs, has been a mystery for two centuries. But they
+_did_ to a certainty, for the party did not break up till eleven. _Tea
+and turn out_ you could not call it; for there was the _turn out_ in
+rigor, but not the _tea_. One thing, however, Catalina by mere accident
+had an opportunity of observing, and observed with pain. The two
+official gentlemen had gone down the steps into the garden. Catalina,
+having forgot her hat, went back into the little vestibule to look for
+it. There stood the lady and Don Antonio, exchanging a few final
+words (they _were_ final) and a few final signs. Amongst the last
+Kate observed distinctly this, and distinctly she understood it. First
+drawing Calderon's attention to the gesture, as one of significant
+pantomime, by raising her forefinger, the lady snuffed out one of the
+candles. The young man answered it by a look of intelligence, and all
+three passed down the steps together. The lady was disposed to take the
+cool air, and accompanied them to the garden-gate; but, in passing down
+the walk, Catalina noticed a second ill-omened sign that all was not
+right. Two glaring eyes she distinguished amongst the shrubs for a
+moment, and a rustling immediately after. 'What's that?' said the lady,
+and Don Antonio answered carelessly, 'A bird flying out of the bushes.'
+
+Catalina, as usual, had read everything. Not a wrinkle or a rustle was
+lost upon _her_. And, therefore, when she reached the _locanda_, knowing
+to an iota all that was coming, she did not retire to bed, but paced
+before the house. She had not long to wait: in fifteen minutes the door
+opened softly, and out stepped Calderon. Kate walked forward, and faced
+him immediately; telling him laughingly that it was not good for his
+health to go abroad on this night. The young man showed some impatience;
+upon which, very seriously, Kate acquainted him with her suspicions, and
+with the certainty that the Alcalde was not so blind as he had seemed.
+Calderon thanked her for the information; would be upon his guard; but,
+to prevent further expostulation, he wheeled round instantly into the
+darkness. Catalina was too well convinced, however, of the mischief on
+foot, to leave him thus. She followed rapidly, and passed silently
+into the garden, almost at the same time with Calderon. Both took
+their stations behind trees; Calderon watching nothing but the burning
+candles, Catalina watching circumstances to direct her movements.
+The candles burned brightly in the little pavilion. Presently one was
+extinguished. Upon this, Calderon pressed forward to the steps, hastily
+ascended them, and passed into the vestibule. Catalina followed on his
+traces. What succeeded was all one scene of continued, dreadful dumb
+show; different passions of panic, or deadly struggle, or hellish malice
+absolutely suffocated all articulate words.
+
+In a moment a gurgling sound was heard, as of a wild beast attempting
+vainly to yell over some creature that it was strangling. Next came a
+tumbling out at the door of one black mass, which heaved and parted at
+intervals into two figures, which closed, which parted again, which at
+last fell down the steps together. Then appeared a figure in white. It
+was the unhappy Andalusian; and she seeing the outline of Catalina's
+person, ran up to her, unable to utter one syllable. Pitying the agony
+of her horror, Catalina took her within her own cloak, and carried her
+out at the garden gate. Calderon had by this time died; and the maniacal
+Alcalde had risen up to pursue his wife. But Kate, foreseeing what he
+would do, had stepped silently within the shadow of the garden wall.
+Looking down the road to the town, and seeing nobody moving, the maniac,
+for some purpose, went back to the house. This moment Kate used to
+recover the _locanda_ with the lady still panting in horror. What was
+to be done? To think of concealment in this little place was out of the
+question. The Alcalde was a man of local power, and it was certain that
+he would kill his wife on the spot. Kate's generosity would not allow
+her to have any collusion with this murderous purpose. At Cuzco, the
+principal convent was ruled by a near relative of the Andalusian;
+and there she would find shelter. Kate, therefore, saddled her horse
+rapidly, placed the lady behind, and rode off in the darkness. About
+five miles out of the town their road was crossed by a torrent, over
+which they could not hit the bridge. 'Forward!' cried the lady; and Kate
+repeating the word to the horse, the docile creature leaped down into
+the water. They were all sinking at first; but having its head free,
+the horse swam clear of all obstacles through the midnight darkness, and
+scrambled out on the opposite bank. The two riders were dripping from
+the shoulders downward. But, seeing a light twinkling from a cottage
+window, Kate rode up; obtained a little refreshment, and the benefit of
+a fire, from a poor laboring man. From this man she also bought a warm
+mantle for the lady, who, besides her torrent bath, was dressed in a
+light evening robe, so that but for the horseman's cloak of Kate she
+would have perished. But there was no time to lose. They had already
+lost two hours from the consequences of their cold bath. Cuzco was
+still eighteen miles distant; and the Alcalde's shrewdness would at once
+divine this to be his wife's mark. They remounted: very soon the silent
+night echoed the hoofs of a pursuing rider; and now commenced the most
+frantic race, in which each party rode as if the whole game of life were
+staked upon the issue. The pace was killing: and Kate has delivered it
+as her opinion, in the memoirs which she wrote, that the Alcalde was the
+better mounted. This may be doubted. And certainly Kate had ridden too
+many years in the Spanish cavalry to have any fear of his worship's
+horsemanship; but it was a prodigious disadvantage that _her_ horse had
+to carry double; while the horse ridden by her opponent was one of those
+belonging to the murdered Don Antonio, and known to Kate as a powerful
+animal. At length they had come within three miles at Cuzco. The road
+after this descended the whole way to the city, and in some places
+rapidly, so as to require a cool rider. Suddenly a deep trench appeared
+traversing the whole extent of a broad heath. It was useless to evade
+it. To have hesitated was to be lost. Kate saw the necessity of clearing
+it, but doubted much whether her poor exhausted horse, after twenty-one
+miles of work so severe, had strength for the effort. Kate's maxim,
+however, which never yet had failed, both figuratively for life, and
+literally for the saddle, was--to ride at everything that showed a front
+of resistance. She did so now. Having come upon the trench rather too
+suddenly, she wheeled round for the advantage of coming down upon it
+more determinately, rode resolutely at it, and gained the opposite bank.
+The hind feet of her horse were sinking back from the rottenness of
+the ground; but the strong supporting bridle-hand of Kate carried him
+forward; and in ten minutes more they would be in Cuzco. This being
+seen by the vicious Alcalde, who had built great hopes on the trench,
+he unslung his carbine, pulled up, and fired after the bonny black
+horse and its bonny fair riders. But this manoeuvre would have lost
+his worship any bet that he might have had depending on this admirable
+steeple-chase. Had I been stakeholder, what a pleasure it would have
+been, in fifteen minutes from this very vicious shot, to pay into
+Kate's hands every shilling of the deposits. I would have listened to
+no nonsense about referees or protests. The bullets, says Kate, whistled
+round the poor clinging lady _en croupe_--luckily none struck her;
+but one wounded the horse. And that settled the odds. Kate now planted
+herself well in her stirrups to enter Cuzco, almost dangerously a
+winner; for the horse was so maddened by the wound, and the road so
+steep, that he went like blazes; and it really became difficult for
+Kate to guide him with any precision through narrow episcopal paths.
+Henceforwards the wounded horse required Kate's continued attention; and
+yet, in the mere luxury of strife, it was impossible for Kate to avoid
+turning a little in her saddle to see the Alcalde's performance on
+this tight rope of the trench. His worship's horsemanship being perhaps
+rather rusty, and he not perfectly acquainted with his horse, it
+would have been agreeable to compromise the case by riding round, or
+dismounting. But all _that_ was impossible. The job must be done. And I
+am happy to report, for the reader's satisfaction, the sequel--so far
+as Kate could attend the performance. Gathering himself up for mischief,
+the Alcalde took a sweep, as if ploughing out the line of some vast
+encampment, or tracing the _pomćrium_ for some future Rome; then, like
+thunder and lightning, with arms flying aloft in the air, down he came
+upon the trembling trench.
+
+But the horse refused the leap; and, as the only compromise that _his_
+unlearned brain could suggest, he threw his worship right over his ears,
+lodging him safely in a sand-heap that rose with clouds of dust and
+screams of birds into the morning air. Kate had now no time to send back
+her compliments in a musical halloo. The Alcalde missed breaking his
+neck on this occasion very narrowly; but his neck was of no use to him
+in twenty minutes more, as the reader will soon find. Kate rode right
+onwards; and, coming in with a lady behind her, horse bloody, and pace
+such as no hounds could have lived with, she ought to have made a great
+sensation in Cuzco. But, unhappily, the people were all in bed.
+
+The steeple-chase into Cuzco had been a fine headlong thing, considering
+the torrent, the trench, the wounded horse, the lovely lady, with her
+agonizing fears, mounted behind Kate, together with the meek dove-like
+dawn: but the finale crowded together the quickest succession of changes
+that out of a melodrama can ever have been witnessed. Kate reached the
+convent in safety; carried into the cloisters, and delivered like a
+parcel the fair Andalusian. But to rouse the servants caused delay; and
+on returning to the street through the broad gateway of the convent,
+whom should she face but the Alcalde! How he escaped the trench, who can
+tell? He had no time to write memoirs; his horse was too illiterate. But
+he _had_ escaped; temper not at all improved by that adventure, and now
+raised to a hell of malignity by seeing that he had lost his prey. In
+the morning light he now saw how to use his sword. He attacked Kate with
+fury. Both were exhausted; and Kate, besides that she had no personal
+quarrel with the Alcalde, having now accomplished her sole object
+in saving the lady, would have been glad of a truce. She could with
+difficulty wield her sword: and the Alcalde had so far the advantage,
+that he wounded Kate severely. That roused her ancient blood. She turned
+on him now with determination. At that moment in rode two servants of
+the Alcalde, who took part with their master. These odds strengthened
+Kate's resolution, but weakened her chances. Just then, however, rode
+in, and ranged himself on Kate's side, the servant of the murdered Don
+Calderon. In an instant, Kate had pushed her sword through the Alcalde,
+who died upon the spot. In an instant the servant of Calderon had fled.
+In an instant the Alguazils had come up. They and the servants of the
+Alcalde pressed furiously on Kate, who now again was fighting for life.
+Against such odds, she was rapidly losing ground; when, in an instant,
+on the opposite side of the street, the great gates of the Episcopal
+palace rolled open. Thither it was that Calderon's servant had fled. The
+bishop and his attendants hurried across. 'Senor Caballador,' said
+the bishop, 'in the name of the Virgin, I enjoin you to surrender your
+sword.' 'My lord,' said Kate, 'I dare not do it with so many enemies
+about me.' 'But I,' replied the bishop, 'become answerable to the law
+for your safe keeping.' Upon which, with filial reverence, all parties
+dropped their swords. Kate being severely wounded, the bishop led her
+into his palace. In an instant came the catastrophe; Kate's discovery
+could no longer be delayed; the blood flowed too rapidly; the wound was
+in her bosom. She requested a private interview with the bishop; all was
+known in a moment; for surgeons and attendants were summoned hastily,
+and Kate had fainted. The good bishop pitied her, and had her attended
+in his palace; then removed to a convent; then to a second at Lima; and,
+after many months had passed, his report to the Spanish Government at
+home of all the particulars, drew from the King of Spain and from the
+Pope an order that the Nun should be transferred to Spain.
+
+Yes, at length the warrior lady, the blooming cornet, this nun that is
+so martial, this dragoon that is so lovely, must visit again the home
+of her childhood, which now for seventeen years she has not seen. All
+Spain, Portugal, Italy, rang with her adventures. Spain, from north to
+south, was frantic with desire to behold her fiery child, whose girlish
+romance, whose patriotic heroism electrified the national imagination.
+The King of Spain must kiss his _faithful_ daughter, that would not
+suffer his banner to see dishonor. The Pope must kiss his _wandering_
+daughter, that henceforwards will be a lamb travelling back into the
+Christian fold. Potentates so great as these, when _they_ speak words
+of love, do not speak in vain. All was forgiven; the sacrilege, the
+bloodshed, the flight and the scorn of St. Peter's keys; the pardons
+were made out, were signed, were sealed, and the chanceries of earth
+were satisfied.
+
+Ah! what a day of sorrow and of joy was _that_ one day, in the first
+week of November, 1624, when the returning Kate drew near to the shore
+of Andalusia--when, descending into the ship's barge, she was rowed to
+the piers of Cadiz by bargemen in the royal liveries--when she saw every
+ship, street, house, convent, church, crowded, like a day of judgment,
+with human faces, with men, with women, with children, all bending
+the lights of their flashing and their loving eyes upon herself. Forty
+myriads of people had gathered in Cadiz alone. All Andalusia had turned
+out to receive her. Ah! what joy, if she had not looked back to the
+Andes, to their dreadful summits, and their more dreadful feet. Ah! what
+sorrow, if she had not been forced by music, and endless banners, and
+triumphant clamors, to turn away from the Andes to the joyous shore
+which she approached!
+
+Upon this shore stood, ready to receive her, in front of all this mighty
+crowd, the Prime Minister of Spain, the same Conde Olivarez, who but
+one year before had been so haughty and so defying to our haughty and
+defying Duke of Buckingham. But a year ago the Prince of Wales was in
+Spain, and he also was welcomed with triumph and great joy, but not with
+the hundredth part of that enthusiasm which now met the returning nun.
+And Olivarez, that had spoken so roughly to the English Duke, to
+_her_ 'was sweet as summer.' [Footnote: Griffith in Shakspeare, when
+vindicating, in that immortal scene with Queen Catherine, Cardinal
+Wolsey.] Through endless crowds of festive compatriots he conducted
+her to the King. The King folded her in his arms, and could never be
+satisfied with listening to her. He sent for her continually to his
+presence--he delighted in her conversation, so new, so natural, so
+spirited--he settled a pension upon her at that time, of unprecedented
+amount, in the case of a subaltern officer; and by _his_ desire, because
+the year 1625 was a year of jubilee, she departed in a few months
+from Madrid to Rome. She went through Barcelona; there and everywhere
+welcomed as the lady whom the King delighted to honor. She travelled to
+Rome, and all doors flew open to receive her. She was presented to his
+Holiness, with letters from his most Catholic majesty. But letters there
+needed none. The Pope admired her as much as all before had done. He
+caused her to recite all her adventures; and what he loved most in her
+account, was the sincere and sorrowing spirit in which she described
+herself as neither better nor worse than she had been. Neither proud
+was Kate, nor sycophantishly and falsely humble. Urban VIII. it was
+that then filled the chair of St. Peter. He did not neglect to raise
+his daughter's thoughts from earthly things--he pointed her eyes to the
+clouds that were above the dome of St. Peter's cathedral--he told her
+what the cathedral had told her in the gorgeous clouds of the Andes
+and the vesper lights, how sweet a thing, how divine a thing it was for
+Christ's sake to forgive all injuries, and how he trusted that no more
+she would think of bloodshed. He also said two words to her in Latin,
+which, if I had time to repeat a Spanish bishop's remark to Kate some
+time afterwards upon those two mysterious words, with Kate's most
+natural and ingenuous answer to the Bishop upon what she supposed to
+be their meaning, would make the reader smile not less than they made
+myself. You know that Kate _did_ understand a little Latin, which,
+probably, had not been much improved by riding in the Light Dragoons. I
+must find time, however, whether the press and the compositors are in a
+fury or not, to mention that the Pope, in his farewell audience to his
+dear daughter, whom he was to see no more, gave her a general license
+to wear henceforth in all countries--even _in partibus Infidelium_--a
+cavalry officer's dress--boots, spurs, sabre, and sabretache; in fact,
+anything that she and the Horse Guards might agree upon. Consequently,
+reader, remember for your life never to say one word, nor suffer any
+tailor to say one word, against those Wellington trousers made in the
+chestnut forest; for, understand that the Papal indulgence, as to this
+point, runs backwards as well as forwards; it is equally shocking and
+heretical to murmur against trousers in the forgotten rear or against
+trousers yet to come.
+
+From Rome, Kate returned to Spain. She even went to St. Sebastian's--to
+the city, but--whether it was that her heart failed her or not--never
+to the convent. She roamed up and down; everywhere she was
+welcome--everywhere an honored guest; but everywhere restless. The poor
+and humble never ceased from their admiration of her; and amongst the
+rich and aristocratic of Spain, with the King at their head, Kate found
+especial love from two classes of men. The Cardinals and Bishops all
+doated upon her--as their daughter that was returning. The military men
+all doated upon her--as their sister that was retiring.
+
+Some time or other, when I am allowed more elbow-room, I will tell you
+why it is that I myself love this Kate. Now, at this moment, when it
+is necessary for me to close, if I allow you one question before laying
+down my pen--if I say, 'Come now, be quick, ask anything you _have_
+to ask, for, in one minute, I am going to write _Finis_, after which
+(unless the Queen wished it) I could not add a syllable'--twenty to
+one, I guess what your question will be. You will ask me, What became of
+Kate? What was her end?
+
+Ah, reader! but, if I answer that question, you will say I have _not_
+answered it. If I tell you that secret, you will say that the secret
+is still hidden. Yet, because I have promised, and because you will be
+angry if I do not, let me do my best; and bad is the best. After ten
+years of restlessness in Spain, with thoughts always turning back to the
+Andes, Kate heard of an expedition on the point of sailing to Spanish
+America. All soldiers knew _her_, so that she had information of
+everything that stirred in camps. Men of the highest military rank were
+going out with the expedition; but they all loved Kate as a sister, and
+were delighted to hear that she would join their mess on board ship.
+This ship, with others, sailed, whither finally bound, I really forget.
+But, on reaching America, all the expedition touched at _Vera Cruz_.
+Thither a great crowd of the military went on shore. The leading
+officers made a separate party for the same purpose. Their intention
+was, to have a gay happy dinner, after their long confinement to a ship,
+at the chief hotel; and happy in perfection it could not be, unless Kate
+would consent to join it. She, that was ever kind to brother soldiers,
+agreed to do so. She descended into the boat along with them, and in
+twenty minutes the boat touched the shore. All the bevy of gay laughing
+officers, junior and senior, like schoolboys escaping from school,
+jumped on shore, and walked hastily, as their time was limited, up to
+the hotel. Arriving there, all turned round in eagerness, saying, 'Where
+is our dear Kate?' Ah, yes, my dear Kate, at that solemn moment, where,
+indeed, were _you_? She had _certainly_ taken her seat in the boat: that
+was sure. Nobody, in the general confusion, was certain of having seen
+her on coming ashore. The sea was searched for her--the forests were
+ransacked. The sea made no answer--the forests gave up no sign. I have
+a conjecture of my own; but her brother soldiers were lost in sorrow and
+confusion, and could never arrive even at a conjecture.
+
+That happened two hundred and fourteen years ago! Here is the brief sum
+of all:--This nun sailed from Spain to Peru, and she found no rest for
+the sole of her foot. This nun sailed back from Peru to Spain, and she
+found no rest for the agitations of her heart. This nun sailed again
+from Spain to America, and she found--the rest which all of us find. But
+where it was, could never be made known to the father of Spanish camps,
+that sat in Madrid; nor to Kate's spiritual father, that sat in Rome.
+Known it is to the great Father that once whispered to Kate on the
+Andes; but else it has been a secret for two centuries; and to man it
+remains a secret for ever and ever!
+
+
+
+
+FLIGHT OF A TARTAR TRIBE.
+
+
+There is no great event in modern history, or perhaps it may be said
+more broadly, none in all history, from its earliest records, less
+generally known, or more striking to the imagination, than the flight
+eastwards of a principal Tartar nation across the boundless _steppes_
+of Asia in the latter half of the last century. The _terminus a quo_ of
+this flight, and the _terminus ad quem_, are equally magnificent; the
+mightiest of Christian thrones being the one, the mightiest of Pagan the
+other. And the grandeur of these two terminal objects, is harmoniously
+supported by the romantic circumstances of the flight. In the abruptness
+of its commencement, and the fierce velocity of its execution, we read
+an expression of the wild barbaric character of the agents. In the
+unity of purpose connecting this myriad of wills, and in the blind but
+unerring aim at a mark so remote, there is something which recalls to
+the mind those Almighty instincts that propel the migrations of the
+swallow, or the life-withering marches of the locust. Then again, in the
+gloomy vengeance of Russia and her vast artillery, which hung upon the
+rear and the skirts of the fugitive vassals, we are reminded of Miltonic
+images--such, for instance, as that of the solitary hand pursuing
+through desert spaces and through ancient chaos a rebellious host, and
+overtaking with volleying thunders those who believed themselves already
+within the security of darkness and of distance.
+
+We shall have occasion farther on to compare this event with other great
+national catastrophes as to the magnitude of the suffering. But it may
+also challenge a comparison with similar events under another relation,
+viz., as to its dramatic capabilities. Few cases, perhaps, in romance or
+history, can sustain a close collation with this as to the complexity
+of its separate interests. The great outline of the enterprise, taken
+in connection with the operative motives, hidden or avowed, and the
+religious sanctions under which it was pursued, give to the case a
+triple character: 1st, That of a conspiracy, with as close a unity
+in the incidents, and as much of a personal interest in the moving
+characters, with fine dramatic contrasts, as belongs to Venice
+Preserved, or to the Fiesco of Schiller. 2dly, That of a great military
+expedition offering the same romantic features of vast distances to
+be traversed, vast reverses to be sustained, untried routes, enemies
+obscurely ascertained, and hardships too vaguely prefigured, which mark
+the Egyptian expedition of Cambyses--the anabasis of the younger Cyrus,
+and the subsequent retreat of the ten thousand to the Black Sea--the
+Parthian expeditions of the Romans, especially those of Crassus and
+Julian--or (as more disastrous than any of them, and in point of space
+as well as in amount of forces, more extensive,) the Russian anabasis
+and katabasis of Napoleon. 3dly, That of a religious Exodus, authorized
+by an oracle venerated throughout many nations of Asia, an Exodus,
+therefore, in so far resembling the great Scriptural Exodus of the
+Israelites, under Moses and Joshua, as well as in the very peculiar
+distinction of carrying along with them their entire families, women,
+children, slaves, their herds of cattle and of sheep, their horses and
+their camels.
+
+This triple character of the enterprise naturally invests it with a more
+comprehensive interest. But the dramatic interest, which we ascribed to
+it, or its fitness for a stage representation, depends partly upon the
+marked variety and the strength of the personal agencies concerned, and
+partly upon the succession of scenical situations. Even the _steppes_,
+the camels, the tents, the snowy and the sandy deserts, are not beyond
+the scale of our modern representative powers, as often called into
+action in the theatres both of Paris and London; and the series of
+situations unfolded, beginning with the general conflagration on the
+Wolga--passing thence to the disastrous scenes of the flight (as it
+literally was in its commencement)--to the Tartar siege of the Russian
+fortress Koulagina--the bloody engagement with the Cossacks in the
+mountain passes at Ouchim--the surprisal by the Bashkirs and the
+advanced posts of the Russian army at Torgau--the private conspiracy at
+this point against the Khan--the long succession of running fights--the
+parting massacres at the lake of Tengis under the eyes of the
+Chinese--and finally, the tragical retribution to Zebek-Dorchi at the
+hunting-lodge of the Chinese emperor;--all these situations communicate
+a _scenical_ animation to the wild romance, if treated dramatically;
+whilst a higher and a philosophic interest belongs to it as a case of
+authentic history, commemorating a great revolution for good and for
+evil, in the fortunes of a whole people--a people semi-barbarous, but
+simple-hearted, and of ancient descent.
+
+On the 2lst of January, 1761, the young Prince Oubacha assumed the
+sceptre of the Kalmucks upon the death of his father. Some part of
+the power attached to this dignity he had already wielded since his
+fourteenth year, in quality of Vice-Khan, by the express appointment,
+and with the avowed support of the Russian Government. He was now
+about eighteen years of age, amiable in his personal character, and not
+without titles to respect in his public character as a sovereign prince.
+In times more peaceable, and amongst a people more entirely civilized,
+or more humanized by religion, it is even probable that he might have
+discharged his high duties with considerable distinction. But his
+lot was thrown upon stormy times, and a most difficult crisis amongst
+tribes, whose native ferocity was exasperated by debasing forms of
+superstition, and by a nationality as well as an inflated conceit of
+their own merit absolutely unparalleled, whilst the circumstances of
+their hard and trying position under the jealous _surveillance_ of an
+irresistible lord paramount, in the person of the Russian Czar, gave a
+fiercer edge to the natural unamiableness of the Kalmuck disposition,
+and irritated its gloomier qualities into action under the restless
+impulses of suspicion and permanent distrust. No prince could hope for
+a cordial allegiance from his subjects, or a peaceful reign under the
+circumstances of the case; for the dilemma in which a Kalmuck ruler
+stood at present was of this nature; _wanting_ the sanction and
+support of the Czar, he was inevitably too weak from without to command
+confidence from his subjects, or resistance to his competitors: on the
+other hand, _with_ this kind of support, and deriving his title in any
+degree from the favor of the Imperial Court, he became almost in that
+extent an object of hatred at home, and within the whole compass of his
+own territory. He was at once an object of hatred for the past, being a
+living monument of national independence, ignominiously surrendered, and
+an object of jealousy for the future, as one who had already advertised
+himself to be a fitting tool for the ultimate purposes (whatsoever those
+might prove to be) of the Russian Court. Coming himself to the Kalmuck
+sceptre under the heaviest weight of prejudice from the unfortunate
+circumstances of his position, it might have been expected that Oubacha
+would have been pre-eminently an object of detestation; for besides his
+known dependence upon the Cabinet of St. Petersburg, the direct line
+of succession had been set aside, and the principle of inheritance
+violently suspended, in favor of his own father, so recently as nineteen
+years before the era of his own accession, consequently within the
+lively remembrance of the existing generation. He therefore, almost
+equally with his father, stood within the full current of the national
+prejudices, and might have anticipated the most pointed hostility. But
+it was not so: such are the caprices in human affairs, that he was even,
+in a moderate sense, popular,--a benefit which wore the more cheering
+aspect, and the promises of permanence, inasmuch as he owed it
+exclusively to his personal qualities of kindness and affability, as
+well as to the beneficence of his government. On the other hand, to
+balance this unlooked-for prosperity at the outset of his reign, he met
+with a rival in popular favor--almost a competitor--in the person of
+Zebek-Dorchi, a prince with considerable pretensions to the throne, and,
+perhaps it might be said, with equal pretensions. Zebek-Dorchi was
+a direct descendant of the same royal house as himself, through a
+different branch. On public grounds, his claim stood, perhaps, on
+a footing equally good with that of Oubacha, whilst his personal
+qualities, even in those aspects which seemed to a philosophical
+observer most odious and repulsive, promised the most effectual aid to
+the dark purposes of an intriguer or a conspirator, and were generally
+fitted to win a popular support precisely in those points where
+_Oubacha_ was most defective. He was much superior in external
+appearance to his rival on the throne, and so far better qualified
+to win the good opinion of a semi-barbarous people; whilst his
+dark intellectual qualities of Machiavelian dissimulation, profound
+hypocrisy, and perfidy which knew no touch of remorse, were admirably
+calculated to sustain any ground which he might win from the
+simple-hearted people with whom he had to deal--and from the frank
+carelessness of his unconscious competitor.
+
+At the very outset of his treacherous career, Zebek-Dorchi was sagacious
+enough to perceive that nothing could be gained by open declaration of
+hostility to the reigning prince: the choice had been a deliberate act
+on the part of Russia, and Elizabeth Petrowna was not the person to
+recall her own favors with levity or upon slight grounds. Openly,
+therefore, to have declared his enmity towards his relative on the
+throne, could have had no effect but that of arming suspicions against
+his own ulterior purposes in a quarter where it was most essential to
+his interest that, for the present, all suspicion should be hoodwinked.
+Accordingly, after much meditation, the course he took for opening his
+snares was this:--He raised a rumor that his own life was in danger from
+the plots of several _Saissang_, (that is, Kalmuck nobles,) who were
+leagued together, under an oath to assassinate him; and immediately
+after, assuming a well-counterfeited alarm, he fled to Tcherkask,
+followed by sixty-five tents. From this place he kept up a
+correspondence with the Imperial Court; and, by way of soliciting his
+cause more effectually, he soon repaired in person to St. Petersburg.
+Once admitted to personal conferences with the Cabinet, he found no
+difficulty in winning over the Russian counsels to a concurrence with
+some of his political views, and thus covertly introducing the point of
+that wedge which was finally to accomplish his purposes. In particular,
+he persuaded the Russian Government to make a very important alteration
+in the constitution of the Kalmuck State Council, which in effect
+reorganized the whole political condition of the state, and disturbed
+the balance of power as previously adjusted. Of this Council--in the
+Kalmuck language called _Sarga_--there were eight members, called
+_Sargatchi;_ and hitherto it had been the custom that these eight
+members should be entirely subordinate to the Khan; holding, in fact,
+the ministerial character of secretaries and assistants, but in no
+respect ranking as co-ordinate authorities. That had produced some
+inconveniences in former reigns; and it was easy for Zebek-Dorchi to
+point the jealousy of the Russian Court to others more serious which
+might arise in future circumstances of war or other contingencies.
+It was resolved, therefore, to place the Sargatchi henceforward on
+a footing of perfect independence, and therefore (as regarded
+responsibility) on a footing of equality with the Khan. Their
+independence, however, had respect only to their own sovereign; for
+towards Russia they were placed in a new attitude of direct duty and
+accountability, by the creation in their favor of small pensions (300
+roubles a year), which, however, to a Kalmuck of that day were more
+considerable than might be supposed, and had a further value as marks
+of honorary distinction emanating from a great Empress. Thus far the
+purposes of Zebek-Dorchi were served effectually for the moment:
+but, apparently, it was only for the moment; since, in the further
+development of his plots, this very dependency upon Russian influence
+would be the most serious obstacle in his way. There was, however,
+another point carried which outweighed all inferior considerations, as
+it gave him a power of setting aside discretionally whatsoever should
+arise to disturb his plots: he was himself appointed President and
+Controller of the _Sargatchi_. The Russian Court had been aware of his
+high pretensions by birth, and hoped by this promotion to satisfy the
+ambition which, in some degree, was acknowledged to be a reasonable
+passion for any man occupying his situation.
+
+Having thus completely blindfolded the Cabinet of Russia, Zebek-Dorchi
+proceeded in his new character to fulfil his political mission with
+the Khan of the Kalmucks. So artfully did he prepare the road for his
+favorable reception at the court of this Prince, that he was at once
+and universally welcomed as a public benefactor. The pensions of the
+counsellors were so much additional wealth poured into the Tartar
+exchequer; as to the ties of dependency thus created, experience had
+not yet enlightened these simple tribes as to that result. And that he
+himself should be the chief of these mercenary counsellors, was so far
+from being charged upon Zebek as any offence or any ground of suspicion,
+that his relative the Khan returned him hearty thanks for his services,
+under the belief that he could have accepted this appointment only with
+a view to keep out other and more unwelcome pretenders, who would not
+have had the same motives of consanguinity or friendship for executing
+its duties in a spirit of kindness to the Kalmucks. The first use which
+he made of his new functions about the Khan's person was to attack the
+Court of Russia, by a romantic villany not easy to be credited, for
+those very acts of interference with the council which he himself had
+prompted. This was a dangerous step: but it was indispensable to
+his further advance upon the gloomy path which he had traced out for
+himself. A triple vengeance was what he meditated--1, Upon the Russian
+Cabinet for having undervalued his own pretensions to the throne--2,
+upon his amiable rival for having supplanted him--and 3, upon all those
+of the nobility who had manifested their sense of his weakness by their
+neglect, or their sense of his perfidious character by their suspicions.
+Here was a colossal outline of wickedness; and by one in his situation,
+feeble (as it might seem) for the accomplishment of its humblest parts,
+how was the total edifice to be reared in its comprehensive grandeur?
+He, a worm as he was, could he venture to assail the mighty behemoth of
+Muscovy, the potentate who counted three hundred languages around the
+footsteps of his throne, and from whose 'lion ramp' recoiled alike
+'baptized and infidel'--Christendom on the one side, strong by her
+intellect and her organization, and the `Barbaric East' on the other,
+with her unnumbered numbers? The match was a monstrous one; but in its
+very monstrosity there lay this germ of encouragement, that it could not
+be suspected. The very hopelessness of the scheme grounded his hope, and
+he resolved to execute a vengeance which should involve as it were,
+in the unity of a well-laid tragic fable, all whom he judged to be his
+enemies. That vengeance lay in detaching from the Russian empire the
+whole Kalmuck nation, and breaking up that system of intercourse which
+had thus far been beneficial to both. This last was a consideration
+which moved him but little. True it was that Russia to the Kalmucks had
+secured lands and extensive pasturage; true it was that the Kalmucks
+reciprocally to Russia had furnished a powerful cavalry. But the latter
+loss would be part of his triumph, and the former might be more than
+compensated in other climates under other sovereigns. Here was a scheme
+which, in its final accomplishment, would avenge him bitterly on the
+Czarina, and in the course of its accomplishment might furnish him
+with ample occasions for removing his other enemies. It may be readily
+supposed indeed that he, who could deliberately raise his eyes to the
+Russian autocrat as an antagonist in single duel with himself, was not
+likely to feel much anxiety about Kalmuck enemies of whatever rank. He
+took his resolution, therefore, sternly and irrevocably to effect this
+astonishing translation of an ancient people across the pathless
+deserts of Central Asia, intersected continually by rapid rivers, rarely
+furnished with bridges, and of which the fords were known only to those
+who might think it for their interest to conceal them, through many
+nations inhospitable or hostile; frost and snow around them, (from the
+necessity of commencing their flight in the winter,) famine in their
+front, and the sabre, or even the artillery of an offended and mighty
+empress, hanging upon their rear for thousands of miles. But what was
+to be their final mark, the port of shelter after so fearful a course
+of wandering? Two things were evident: it must be some power at a great
+distance from Russia, so as to make return even in that view hopeless;
+and it must be a power of sufficient rank to ensure them protection from
+any hostile efforts on the part of the Czarina for reclaiming them, or
+for chastising their revolt. Both conditions were united obviously in
+the person of Kien Long, the reigning Emperor of China, who was farther
+recommended to them by his respect for the head of their religion. To
+China, therefore, and as their first rendezvous to the shadow of the
+great Chinese Wall, it was settled by Zebek that they should direct
+their flight.
+
+Next came the question of time; _when_ should the flight commence:--and
+finally, the more delicate question as to the choice of accomplices.
+To extend the knowledge of the conspiracy too far, was to insure
+its betrayal to the Russian Government. Yet at some stage of the
+preparations it was evident that a very extensive confidence must be
+made, because in no other way could the mass of the Kalmuck population
+be persuaded to furnish their families with the requisite equipments
+for so long a migration. This critical step, however, it was resolved to
+defer up to the latest possible moment, and, at all events, to make no
+general communication on the subject until the time of departure should
+be definitely settled. In the meantime, Zebek admitted only three
+persons to his confidence; of whom Oubacha, the reigning prince, was
+almost necessarily one; but him, from his yielding and somewhat feeble
+character, he viewed rather in the light of a tool than as one of his
+active accomplices. Those whom (if anybody) he admitted to an unreserved
+participation in his counsels, were two only, the great _Lama_ among the
+Kalmucks, and his own father-in-law, Erempel, a ruling prince of some
+tribe in the neighborhood of the Caspian sea, recommended to his favor
+not so much by any strength of talent corresponding to the occasion, as
+by his blind devotion to himself, and his passionate anxiety to promote
+the elevation of his daughter and his son-in-law to the throne of a
+sovereign prince. A titular prince Zebek already was: but this dignity,
+without the substantial accompaniment of a sceptre, seemed but an empty
+sound to both of these ambitious rivals. The other accomplice, whose
+name was Loosang-Dchaltzan, and whose rank was that of Lama, or Kalmuck
+pontiff, was a person of far more distinguished pretensions; he had
+something of the same gloomy and terrific pride which marked the
+character of Zebek himself, manifesting also the same energy,
+accompanied by the same unfaltering cruelty, and a natural facility
+of dissimulation even more profound. It was by this man that the other
+question was settled as to the time for giving effect to their designs.
+His own pontifical character had suggested to him, that in order to
+strengthen their influence with the vast mob of simple-minded men whom
+they were to lead into a howling wilderness, after persuading them to
+lay desolate their own ancient hearths, it was indispensable that they
+should be able, in cases of extremity, to plead the express sanction of
+God for their entire enterprise. This could only be done by addressing
+themselves to the great head of their religion, the Dalai-Lama of Tibet.
+Him they easily persuaded to countenance their schemes: and an oracle
+was delivered solemnly at Tibet, to the effect that no ultimate
+prosperity would attend this great Exodus unless it were pursued through
+the years of the _tiger_ and the _hare_. Now, the Kalmuck custom is to
+distinguish their years by attaching to each a denomination taken from
+one of twelve animals, the exact order of succession being absolutely
+fixed, so that the cycle revolves of course through a period of a
+dozen years. Consequently, if the approaching year of the _tiger_ were
+suffered to escape them, in that case the expedition must be delayed for
+twelve years more, within which period, even were no other unfavorable
+changes to arise, it was pretty well foreseen that the Russian
+Government would take the most effectual means for bridling their
+vagrant propensities by a ring fence of forts or military posts; to say
+nothing of the still readier plan for securing their fidelity (a plan
+already talked of in all quarters), by exacting a large body of hostages
+selected from the families of the most influential nobles. On these
+cogent considerations, it was solemnly determined that this terrific
+experiment should be made in the next year of the _tiger_, which
+happened to fall upon the Christian year 1771. With respect to the
+month, there was, unhappily for the Kalmucks, even less latitude
+allowed to their choice than with respect to the year. It was absolutely
+necessary, or it was thought so, that the different divisions of the
+nation, which pastured their flocks on both banks of the Wolga, should
+have the means of effecting an instantaneous junction; because the
+danger of being intercepted by flying columns of the Imperial armies was
+precisely the greatest at the outset. Now, from the want of bridges, or
+sufficient river craft for transporting so vast a body of men, the sole
+means which could be depended upon (especially where so many women,
+children, and camels were concerned,) was _ice_: and this, in a state
+of sufficient firmness, could not be absolutely counted upon before the
+month of January. Hence it happened that this astonishing Exodus of a
+whole nation, before so much as a whisper of the design had begun to
+circulate amongst those whom it most interested, before it was even
+suspected that any man's wishes pointed in that direction, had been
+definitively appointed for January of the year 1771. And almost up
+to the Christmas of 1770, the poor simple Kalmuck herdsmen and their
+families were going nightly to their peaceful beds without even dreaming
+that the _fiat_ had already gone forth from their rulers which consigned
+those quiet abodes, together with the peace and comfort which reigned
+within them, to a withering desolation, now close at hand.
+
+Meantime war raged on a great scale between Russia and the Sultan.
+And, until the time arrived for throwing off their vassalage, it was
+necessary that Oubacha should contribute his usual contingent of martial
+aid. Nay, it had unfortunately become prudent that he should contribute
+much more than his usual aid. Human experience gives ample evidence
+that in some mysterious and unaccountable way no great design is ever
+agitated, no matter how few or how faithful may be the participators,
+but that some presentiment--some dim misgiving--is kindled amongst
+those whom it is chiefly important to blind. And, however it might have
+happened, certain it is, that already, when as yet no syllable of the
+conspiracy had been breathed to any man whose very existence was
+not staked upon its concealment, nevertheless, some vague and uneasy
+jealousy had arisen in the Russian Cabinet as to the future schemes of
+the Kalmuck Khan: and very probable it is--that, but for the war then
+raging, and the consequent prudence of conciliating a very important
+vassal, or, at least, of abstaining from what would powerfully alienate
+him, even at that moment such measures would have been adopted as
+must for ever have intercepted the Kalmuck schemes. Slight as were the
+jealousies of the Imperial Court, they had not escaped the Machiavelian
+eyes of Zebek and the Lama. And under their guidance, Oubacha, bending
+to the circumstances of the moment, and meeting the jealousy of the
+Russian Court with a policy corresponding to their own, strove by
+unusual zeal to efface the Czarina's unfavorable impressions. He
+enlarged the scale of his contributions; and _that_ so prodigiously,
+that he absolutely carried to head-quarters a force of 35,000 cavalry
+fully equipped; some go further, and rate the amount beyond 40,000: but
+the smaller estimate is, at all events, _within_ the truth.
+
+With this magnificent array of cavalry, heavy as well as light, the Khan
+went into the field under great expectations; and these he more than
+realized. Having the good fortune to be concerned with so ill-organized
+and disorderly a description of force as that which at all times
+composed the bulk of a Turkish army, he carried victory along with
+his banners; gained many partial successes; and at last, in a pitched
+battle, overthrew the Turkish force opposed to him with a loss of 5000
+men left upon the field.
+
+These splendid achievements seemed likely to operate in various ways
+against the impending revolt. Oubacha had now a strong motive, in the
+martial glory acquired, for continuing his connection with the empire
+in whose service he had won it, and by whom only it could be fully
+appreciated. He was now a great marshal of a great empire, one of the
+Paladins around the imperial throne; in China he would be nobody,
+or (worse than that) a mendicant-alien, prostrate at the feet,
+and soliciting the precarious alms of a prince with whom he had no
+connection. Besides, it might reasonably be expected that the Czarina,
+grateful for the really efficient aid given by the Tartar prince, would
+confer upon him such eminent rewards as might be sufficient to anchor
+his hopes upon Russia, and to wean him from every possible seduction.
+These were the obvious suggestions of prudence and good sense to every
+man who stood neutral in the case. But they were disappointed. The
+Czarina knew her obligations to the Khan, but she did not acknowledge
+them. Wherefore? That is a mystery, perhaps never to be explained. So
+it was, however. The Khan went unhonored; no _ukase_ ever proclaimed his
+merits; and, perhaps, had he even been abundantly recompensed by
+Russia, there were others who would have defeated these tendencies
+to reconciliation. Erempel, Zebek, and Loosang the Lama, were pledged
+life-deep to prevent any accommodation; and their efforts were
+unfortunately seconded by those of their deadliest enemies. In the
+Russian Court there were at that time some great nobles pre-occupied
+with feelings of hatred and blind malice towards the Kalmucks, quite as
+strong as any which the Kalmucks could harbor towards Russia, and not,
+perhaps, so well-founded. Just as much as the Kalmucks hated the Russian
+yoke, their galling assumption of authority, the marked air of disdain,
+as towards a nation of ugly, stupid, and filthy barbarians, which too
+generally marked the Russian bearing and language; but above all, the
+insolent contempt, or even outrages which the Russian governors or great
+military commandants tolerated in their followers towards the
+barbarous religion and superstitious mummeries of the Kalmuck
+priesthood--precisely in that extent did the ferocity of the Russian
+resentment, and their wrath at seeing the trampled worm turn or attempt
+a feeble retaliation, re-act upon the unfortunate Kalmucks. At this
+crisis it is probable that envy and wounded pride, upon witnessing
+the splendid victories of Oubacha and Momotbacha over the Turks and
+Bashkirs, contributed strength to the Russian irritation. And it must
+have been through the intrigues of those nobles about her person, who
+chiefly smarted under these feelings, that the Czarina could ever
+have lent herself to the unwise and ungrateful policy pursued at this
+critical period towards the Kalmuck Khan. That Czarina was no longer
+Elizabeth Petrowna, it was Catharine the Second; a princess who did not
+often err so injuriously (injuriously for herself as much as for
+others) in the measures of her government. She had soon ample reason
+for repenting of her false policy. Meantime, how much it must have
+co-operated with the other motives previously acting upon Oubacha in
+sustaining his determination to revolt; and how powerfully it must have
+assisted the efforts of all the Tartar chieftains in preparing the minds
+of their people to feel the necessity of this difficult enterprise, by
+arming their pride and their suspicions against the Russian Government,
+through the keenness of their sympathy with the wrongs of their insulted
+prince, may be readily imagined. It is a fact, and it has been
+confessed by candid Russians themselves, when treating of this great
+dismemberment, that the conduct of the Russian Cabinet throughout the
+period of suspense, and during the crisis of hesitation in the Kalmuck
+Council, was exactly such as was most desirable for the purposes of
+the conspirators; it was such, in fact, as to set the seal to all their
+machinations, by supplying distinct evidences and official vouchers for
+what could otherwise have been at the most matters of doubtful suspicion
+and indirect presumption.
+
+Nevertheless, in the face of all these arguments, and even allowing
+their weight so far as not at all to deny the injustice or the impolicy
+of the Imperial Ministers, it is contended by many persons who have
+reviewed the affair with a command of all the documents bearing on the
+case, more especially the letters or minutes of Council subsequently
+discovered, in the handwriting of Zebek-Dorchi, and the important
+evidence of the Russian captive Weseloff, who was carried off by the
+Kalmucks in their flight, that beyond all doubt Oubacha was powerless
+for any purpose of impeding, or even of delaying the revolt. He himself,
+indeed, was under religious obligations of the most terrific solemnity
+never to flinch from the enterprise, or even to slacken in his zeal;
+for Zebek-Dorchi, distrusting the firmness of his resolution under any
+unusual pressure of alarm or difficulty, had, in the very earliest
+stage of the conspiracy, availed himself of the Khan's well known
+superstition, to engage him, by means of previous concert with the
+priests and their head the Lama, in some dark and mysterious rites of
+consecration, terminating in oaths under such terrific sanctions as no
+Kalmuck would have courage to violate. As far, therefore, as regarded
+the personal share of the Khan in what was to come, Zebek was entirely
+at his ease: he knew him to be so deeply pledged by religious terrors to
+the prosecution of the conspiracy, that no honors within the Czarina's
+gift could have possibly shaken his adhesion: and then, as to threats
+from the same quarter, he knew him to be sealed against those fears
+by others of a gloomier character, and better adapted to his peculiar
+temperament. For Oubacha was a brave man, as respected all bodily
+enemies or the dangers of human warfare, but was as sensitive and timid
+as the most superstitious of old women in facing the frowns of a priest,
+or under the vague anticipations of ghostly retributions. But had it
+been otherwise, and had there been any reason to apprehend an unsteady
+demeanor on the part of this Prince at the approach of the critical
+moment, such were the changes already effected in the state of their
+domestic politics amongst the Tartars by the undermining arts of
+Zebek-Dorchi, and his ally the Lama, that very little importance would
+have attached to that doubt. All power was now effectually lodged in
+the hands of Zebek-Dorchi. He was the true and absolute wielder of
+the Kalmuck sceptre: all measures of importance were submitted to his
+discretion; and nothing was finally resolved but under his dictation.
+This result he had brought about in a year or two by means sufficiently
+simple; first of all, by availing himself of the prejudice in his favor,
+so largely diffused amongst the lowest of the Kalmucks, that his own
+title to the throne, in quality of great-grandson in a direct line from
+Ajouka, the most illustrious of all the Kalmuck Khans, stood upon a
+better basis than that of Oubacha, who derived from a collateral branch:
+secondly, with respect to that sole advantage which Oubacha possessed
+above himself in the ratification of his title, by improving this
+difference between their situations to the disadvantage of his
+competitor, as one who had not scrupled to accept that triumph from an
+alien power at the price of his independence, which he himself (as
+he would have it understood) disdained to court: thirdly, by his own
+talents and address, coupled with the ferocious energy of his moral
+character: fourthly--and perhaps in an equal degree--by the criminal
+facility and good-nature of Oubacha: finally, (which is remarkable
+enough, as illustrating the character of the man,) by that very
+new modelling of the Sarga or Privy Council, which he had used as a
+principal topic of abuse and malicious insinuation against the Russian
+Government, whilst in reality he first had suggested the alteration to
+the Empress, and he chiefly appropriated the political advantages which
+it was fitted to yield. For, as he was himself appointed the chief of
+the Sargatchi, and as the pensions of the inferior Sargatchi passed
+through his hands, whilst in effect they owed their appointments to his
+nomination, it may be easily supposed that whatever power existed in the
+state capable of controlling the Khan, being held by the Sarga under its
+new organization, and this body being completely under his influence,
+the final result was to throw all the functions of the state, whether
+nominally in the Prince or in the council, substantially into the hands
+of this one man: whilst, at the same time, from the strict league which
+he maintained with the Lama, all the thunders of the spiritual power
+were always ready to come in aid of the magistrate, or to supply his
+incapacity in cases which he could not reach.
+
+But the time was now rapidly approaching for the mighty experiment. The
+day was drawing near on which the signal was to be given for raising
+the standard of revolt, and by a combined movement on both sides of the
+Wolga for spreading the smoke of one vast conflagration, that should
+wrap in a common blaze their own huts and the stately cities of their
+enemies, over the breadth and length of those great provinces in which
+their flocks were dispersed. The year of the _tiger_ was now within one
+little month of its commencement; the fifth morning of that year was
+fixed for the fatal day, when the fortunes and happiness of a whole
+nation were to be put upon the hazard of a dicer's throw; and as yet
+that nation was in profound ignorance of the whole plan. The Khan, such
+was the kindness of his nature, could not bring himself to make the
+revelation so urgently required. It was clear, however, that this could
+not be delayed; and Zebek-Dorchi took the task willingly upon himself.
+But where or how should this notification be made, so as to exclude
+Russian hearers? After some deliberation, the following plan was
+adopted:--Couriers, it was contrived, should arrive in furious haste,
+one upon the heels of another, reporting a sudden inroad of the
+Kirghises and Bashkirs upon the Kalmuck lands, at a point distant
+about one hundred and twenty miles. Thither all the Kalmuck families,
+according to immemorial custom, were required to send a separate
+representative; and there, accordingly, within three days, all appeared.
+The distance, the solitary ground appointed for the rendezvous, the
+rapidity of the march, all tended to make it almost certain that no
+Russian could be present. Zebek-Dorchi then came forward. He did
+not waste many words upon rhetoric. He unfurled an immense sheet of
+parchment, visible from the outermost distance at which any of this vast
+crowd could stand; the total number amounted to eighty thousand; all
+saw, and many heard. They were told of the oppressions of Russia; of her
+pride and haughty disdain, evidenced towards them by a thousand acts; of
+her contempt for their religion; of her determination to reduce them to
+absolute slavery; of the preliminary measures she had already taken by
+erecting forts upon many of the great rivers of their neighborhood;
+of the ulterior intentions she thus announced to circumscribe their
+pastoral lands, until they would all be obliged to renounce their
+flocks, and to collect in towns like Sarepta, there to pursue mechanical
+and servile trades of shoemaker, tailor, and weaver, such as the
+freeborn Tartar had always disdained. 'Then again,' said the subtle
+prince, 'she increases her military levies upon our population every
+year; we pour out our blood as young men in her defence, or more often
+in support of her insolent aggressions; and as old men, we reap nothing
+from our sufferings, nor benefit by our survivorship where so many
+are sacrificed.' At this point of his harangue, Zebek produced several
+papers, (forged, as it is generally believed, by himself and the Lama,)
+containing projects of the Russian court for a general transfer of the
+eldest sons, taken _en masse_ from the greatest Kalmuck families, to
+the Imperial court. 'Now let this be once accomplished,' he argued,
+'and there is an end of all useful resistance from that day forwards.
+Petitions we might make, or even remonstrances; as men of words, we
+might play a bold part; but for deeds, for that sort of language by
+which our ancestors were used to speak; holding us by such a chain,
+Russia would make a jest of our wishes,--knowing full well that we
+should not dare to make any effectual movement.'
+
+Having thus sufficiently roused the angry passions of his vast audience,
+and having alarmed their fears by this pretended scheme against their
+first-born, (an artifice which was indispensable to his purpose, because
+it met beforehand _every_ form of amendment to his proposal coming from
+the more moderate nobles, who would not otherwise have failed to
+insist upon trying the effect of bold addresses to the Empress, before
+resorting to any desperate extremity,) Zebek-Dorchi opened his scheme of
+revolt, and, if so, of instant revolt; since any preparations reported
+at St. Petersburg would be a signal for the armies of Russia to cross
+into such positions from all parts of Asia, as would effectually
+intercept their march. It is remarkable, however, that, with all his
+audacity and his reliance upon the momentary excitement of the Kalmucks,
+the subtle prince did not venture, at this stage of his seduction, to
+make so startling a proposal as that of a flight to China. All that he
+held out for the present was a rapid march to the Temba or some other
+great river, which they were to cross, and to take up a strong position
+on the further bank, from which, as from a post of conscious security,
+they could hold a bolder language to the Czarina, and one which would
+have a better chance of winning a favorable audience.
+
+These things, in the irritated condition of the simple Tartars, passed
+by acclamation; and all returned homewards, to push forward with the
+most furious speed the preparations for their awful undertaking. Rapid
+and energetic these of necessity were; and in that degree they became
+noticeable and manifest to the Russians who happened to be intermingled
+with the different hordes, either on commercial errands, or as agents
+officially from the Russian Government, some in a financial, others in a
+diplomatic character.
+
+Amongst these last (indeed at the head of them) was a Russian of some
+distinction, by name Kichinskoi, a man memorable for his vanity, and
+memorable also as one of the many victims to the Tartar revolution. This
+Kichinskoi had been sent by the Empress as her envoy to overlook the
+conduct of the Kalmucks; he was styled the _Grand Pristaw_, or Great
+Commissioner, and was universally known amongst the Tartar tribes
+by this title. His mixed character of ambassador and of political
+_surveillant_, combined with the dependent state of the Kalmucks, gave
+him a real weight in the Tartar councils, and might have given him a
+far greater, had not his outrageous self-conceit, and his arrogant
+confidence in his own authority, as due chiefly to his personal
+qualities for command, led him into such harsh displays of power, and
+menaces so odious to the Tartar pride, as very soon made him an object
+of their profoundest malice. He had publicly insulted the Khan; and upon
+making a communication to him to the effect that some reports began to
+circulate, and even to reach the Empress, of a design in agitation to
+fly from the Imperial dominions, he had ventured to say,--'But this you
+dare not attempt; I laugh at such rumors; yes, Khan, I laugh at them to
+the Empress; for you are a chained bear, and that you know.' The Khan
+turned away on his heel with marked disdain; and the Pristaw, foaming
+at the mouth, continued to utter, amongst those of the Khan's attendants
+who staid behind, to catch his real sentiments in a moment of unguarded
+passion, all that the blindest frenzy of rage could suggest to the most
+presumptuous of fools. It was now ascertained that suspicions _had_
+arisen; but at the same time it was ascertained that the Pristaw spoke
+no more than the truth in representing himself to have discredited these
+suspicions. The fact was, that the mere infatuation of vanity made
+him believe that nothing could go on undetected by his all-piercing
+sagacity, and that no rebellion could prosper when rebuked by his
+commanding presence. The Tartars, therefore, pursued their preparations,
+confiding in the obstinate blindness of the Grand Pristaw as in their
+perfect safeguard; and such it proved--to his own ruin, as well as that
+of myriads beside.
+
+Christmas arrived; and, a little before that time, courier upon courier
+came dropping in, one upon the very heels of another, to St. Petersburg,
+assuring the Czarina that beyond all doubt the Kalmucks were in the
+very crisis of departure. These despatches came from the Governor of
+Astrachan, and copies were instantly forwarded to Kichinskoi. Now, it
+happened that between this governor--a Russian named Beketoff--and the
+Pristaw had been an ancient feud. The very name of Beketoff inflamed
+his resentment; and no sooner did he see that hated name attached to
+the despatch, than he felt himself confirmed in his former views with
+tenfold bigotry, and wrote instantly, in terms of the most pointed
+ridicule, against the new alarmist, pledging his own head upon the
+visionariness of his alarms. Beketoff, however, was not to be put down
+by a few hard words, or by ridicule: he persisted in his statements: the
+Russian Ministry were confounded by the obstinacy of the disputants; and
+some were beginning even to treat the Governor of Astrachan as a bore,
+and as the dupe of his own nervous terrors, when the memorable day
+arrived, the fatal 5th of January, which for ever terminated the
+dispute, and put a seal upon the earthly hopes and fortunes of
+unnumbered myriads. The Governor of Astrachan was the first to hear the
+news. Stung by the mixed furies of jealousy, of triumphant vengeance,
+and of anxious ambition, he sprang into his sledge, and, at the rate of
+three hundred miles a day, pursued his route to St. Petersburg, rushed
+into the Imperial presence,--announced the total realization of his
+worst predictions,--and upon the confirmation of this intelligence
+by subsequent despatches from many different posts on the Wolga, he
+received an imperial commission to seize the person of his deluded
+enemy, and to keep him in strict captivity. These orders were eagerly
+fulfilled, and the unfortunate Kichinskoi soon afterwards expired of
+grief and mortification in the gloomy solitude of a dungeon; a victim
+to his own immeasurable vanity, and the blinding self-delusions of a
+presumption that refused all warning.
+
+The Governor of Astrachan had been but too faithful a prophet. Perhaps
+even _he_ was surprised at the suddenness with which the verification
+followed his reports. Precisely on the 5th of January, the day so
+solemnly appointed under religious sanctions by the Lama, the Kalmucks
+on the east bank of the Wolga were seen at the earliest dawn of day
+assembling by troops and squadrons, and in the tumultuous movement of
+some great morning of battle. Tens of thousands continued moving off the
+ground at every half-hour's interval. Women and children, to the amount
+of two hundred thousand and upwards, were placed upon wagons, or upon
+camels, and drew off by masses of twenty thousand at once--placed under
+suitable escorts, and continually swelled in numbers by other outlying
+bodies of the horde who kept falling in at various distances upon the
+first and second day's march. From sixty to eighty thousand of those
+who were the best mounted stayed behind the rest of the tribes,
+with purposes of devastation and plunder more violent than prudence
+justified, or the amiable character of the Khan could be supposed to
+approve. But in this, as in other instances, he was completely overruled
+by the malignant counsels of Zebek-Dorchi. The first tempest of
+the desolating fury of the Tartars discharged itself upon their own
+habitations. But this, as cutting off all infirm looking backward from
+the hardships of their march, had been thought so necessary a measure by
+all the chieftains, that even Oubacha himself was the first to authorize
+the act by his own example. He seized a torch previously prepared with
+materials the most durable as well as combustible, and steadily applied
+it to the timbers of his own palace. Nothing was saved from the general
+wreck except the portable part of the domestic utensils, and that part
+of the woodwork which could be applied to the manufacture of the
+long Tartar lances. This chapter in their memorable day's work being
+finished, and the whole of their villages throughout a district of ten
+thousand square miles in one simultaneous blaze, the Tartars waited for
+further orders.
+
+These, it was intended, should have taken a character of valedictory
+vengeance, and thus have left behind to the Czarina a dreadful
+commentary upon the main motives of their flight. It was the purpose
+of Zebek-Dorchi that all the Russian towns, churches, and buildings of
+every description, should be given up to pillage and destruction, and
+such treatment applied to the defenceless inhabitants as might naturally
+be expected from a fierce people already infuriated by the spectacle
+of their own outrages, and by the bloody retaliations which they must
+necessarily have provoked. This part of the tragedy, however, was
+happily intercepted by a providential disappointment at the very
+crisis of departure. It has been mentioned already that the motive for
+selecting the depth of winter as the season of flight (which otherwise
+was obviously the very worst possible) had been the impossibility of
+effecting a junction sufficiently rapid with the tribes on the west of
+the Wolga, in the absence of bridges, unless by a natural bridge of ice.
+For this one advantage the Kalmuck leaders had consented to aggravate
+by a thousandfold the calamities inevitable to a rapid flight over
+boundless tracts of country with women, children, and herds of
+cattle--for this one single advantage; and yet, after all, it was lost.
+The reason never has been explained satisfactorily, but the fact was
+such. Some have said that the signals were not properly concerted
+for marking the moment of absolute departure; that is, for signifying
+whether the settled intention of the Eastern Kalmucks might not have
+been suddenly interrupted by adverse intelligence. Others have supposed
+that the ice might not be equally strong on both sides of the river,
+and might even be generally insecure for the treading of heavy and
+heavily-laden animals such as camels. But the prevailing notion is, that
+some accidental movements on the 3d and 4th of January of Russian troops
+in the neighborhood of the Western Kalmucks, though really having no
+reference to them or their plans, had been construed into certain
+signs that all was discovered; and that the prudence of the Western
+chieftains, who, from situation, had never been exposed to those
+intrigues by which Zebek-Dorchi had practised upon the pride of the
+Eastern tribes, now stepped in to save their people from ruin. Be the
+cause what it might, it is certain that the Western Kalmucks were
+in some way prevented from forming the intended junction with their
+brethren of the opposite bank; and the result was, that at least one
+hundred thousand of these Tartars were left behind in Russia. This
+accident it was which saved their Russian neighbors universally from
+the desolation which else awaited them. One general massacre and
+conflagration would assuredly have surprised them, to the utter
+extermination of their property, their houses, and themselves, had it
+not been for this disappointment. But the Eastern chieftains did not
+dare to put to hazard the safety of their brethren under the first
+impulse of the Czarina's vengeance for so dreadful a tragedy; for
+as they were well aware of too many circumstances by which she might
+discover the concurrence of the Western people in the general scheme of
+revolt, they justly feared that she would thence infer their concurrence
+also in the bloody events which marked its outset.
+
+Little did the Western Kalmucks guess what reasons they also had for
+gratitude on account of an interposition so unexpected, and which at
+the moment they so generally deplored. Could they but have witnessed the
+thousandth part of the sufferings which overtook their Eastern brethren
+in the first month of their sad flight, they would have blessed Heaven
+for their own narrow escape; and yet these sufferings of the first month
+were but a prelude or foretaste comparatively slight of those which
+afterwards succeeded.
+
+For now began to unroll the most awful series of calamities, and the
+most extensive, which is anywhere recorded to have visited the sons and
+daughters of men. It is possible that the sudden inroads of destroying
+nations, such as the Huns, or the Avars, or the Mongol Tartars, may have
+inflicted misery as extensive; but there the misery and the desolation
+would be sudden--like the flight of volleying lightning. Those who were
+spared at first would generally be spared to the end; those who perished
+would perish instantly. It is possible that the French retreat from
+Moscow may have made some nearer approach to this calamity in duration,
+though still a feeble and miniature approach; for the French sufferings
+did not commence in good earnest until about one month from the time of
+leaving Moscow; and though it is true that afterwards the vials of wrath
+were emptied upon the devoted army for six or seven weeks in succession,
+yet what is that to this Kalmuck tragedy, which lasted for more than as
+many months? But the main feature of horror, by which the Tartar march
+was distinguished from the French, lies in the accompaniment of women
+[Footnote: Singular it is, and not generally known, that Grecian women
+accompanied the _Anabasis_ of the younger Cyrus and the subsequent
+Retreat of the Ten Thousand. Xenophon affirms that there were 'many'
+women in the Greek army--pollai aesun etairai en tosratenaeazi; and in
+a late stage of that trying expedition it is evident that women were
+amongst the survivors.] and children. There were both, it is true, with
+the French army, but so few as to bear no visible proportion to the
+total numbers concerned. The French, in short, were merely an army--a
+host of professional destroyers, whose regular trade was bloodshed, and
+whose regular element was danger and suffering. But the Tartars were a
+nation carrying along with them more than two hundred and fifty thousand
+women and children, utterly unequal, for the most part, to any contest
+with the calamities before them. The Children of Israel were in the same
+circumstances as to the accompaniment of their families; but they were
+released from the pursuit of their enemies in a very early stage of
+their flight; and their subsequent residence in the Desert was not a
+march, but a continued halt, and under a continued interposition of
+Heaven for their comfortable support. Earthquakes, again, however
+comprehensive in their ravages, are shocks of a moment's duration. A
+much nearer approach made to the wide range and the long duration of the
+Kalmuck tragedy may have been in a pestilence such as that which visited
+Athens in the Peloponnesian war, or London in the reign of Charles II.
+There also the martyrs were counted by myriads, and the period of the
+desolation was counted by months. But, after all, the total amount
+of destruction was on a smaller scale; and there was this feature of
+alleviation to the _conscious_ pressure of the calamity--that the misery
+was withdrawn from public notice into private chambers and hospitals.
+The siege of Jerusalem by Vespasian and his son, taken in its entire
+circumstances, comes nearest of all--for breadth and depth of suffering,
+for duration, for the exasperation of the suffering from without by
+internal feuds, and, finally, for that last most appalling expression of
+the furnace-heat of the anguish in its power to extinguish the natural
+affections even of maternal love. But, after all, each case had
+circumstances of romantic misery peculiar to itself--circumstances
+without precedent, and (wherever human nature is ennobled by
+Christianity) it may be confidently hoped--never to be repeated.
+
+The first point to be reached, before any hope of repose could be
+encouraged, was the river Jaik. This was not above three hundred miles
+from the main point of departure on the Wolga; and if the march thither
+was to be a forced one, and a severe one, it was alleged on the other
+hand that the suffering would be the more brief and transient; one
+summary exertion, not to be repeated, and all was achieved. Forced
+the march was, and severe beyond example: there the forewarning
+proved correct; but the promised rest proved a mere phantom of the
+wilderness--a visionary rainbow, which fled before their hope-sick eyes,
+across these interminable solitudes, for seven months of hardship and
+calamity, without a pause. These sufferings, by their very nature, and
+the circumstances under which they arose, were (like the scenery of the
+_Steppes_) somewhat monotonous in their coloring and external features:
+what variety, however, there was, will be most naturally exhibited
+by tracing historically the successive stages of the general misery,
+exactly as it unfolded itself under the double agency of weakness still
+increasing from within, and hostile pressure from without. Viewed in
+this manner, under the real order of development, it is remarkable that
+these sufferings of the Tartars, though under the moulding hands of
+accident, arrange themselves almost with a scenical propriety. They seem
+combined, as with the skill of an artist; the intensity of the misery
+advancing regularly with the advances of the march, and the stages of
+the calamity corresponding to the stages of the route; so that, upon
+raising the curtain which veils the great catastrophe, we behold one
+vast climax of anguish, towering upwards by regular gradations, as if
+constructed artificially for picturesque effect:--a result which might
+not have been surprising, had it been reasonable to anticipate the same
+rate of speed, and even an accelerated rate, as prevailing through the
+later stages of the expedition. But it seemed, on the contrary, most
+reasonable to calculate upon a continual decrement in the rate of motion
+according to the increasing distance from the head-quarters of
+the pursuing enemy. This calculation, however, was defeated by the
+extraordinary circumstance, that the Russian armies did not begin
+to close in very fiercely upon the Kalmucks until after they had
+accomplished a distance of full two thousand miles; one thousand miles
+further on the assaults became even more tumultuous and murderous; and
+already the great shadows of the Chinese Wall were dimly descried, when
+the frenzy and _acharnement_ of the pursuers, and the bloody desperation
+of the miserable fugitives had reached its uttermost extremity. Let us
+briefly rehearse the main stages of the misery, and trace the ascending
+steps of the tragedy, according to the great divisions of the route
+marked out by the central rivers of Asia.
+
+The first stage, we have already said, was from the Wolga to the Jaik;
+the distance about three hundred miles; the time allowed seven days.
+For the first week, therefore, the rate of marching averaged about
+forty-three English miles a day. The weather was cold, but bracing;
+and, at a more moderate pace, this part of the journey might have been
+accomplished without much distress by a people as hardy as the Kalmucks:
+as it was, the cattle suffered greatly from overdriving: milk began to
+fail even for the children: the sheep perished by wholesale: and the
+children themselves were saved only by the innumerable camels.
+
+The Cossacks, who dwelt upon the banks of the Jaik, were the first among
+the subjects of Russia to come into collision with the Kalmucks. Great
+was their surprise at the suddenness of the irruption, and great also
+their consternation: for, according to their settled custom, by far the
+greater part of their number was absent during the winter months at the
+fisheries upon the Caspian. Some who were liable to surprise at the most
+exposed points, fled in crowds to the fortress of Koulagina, which was
+immediately invested, and summoned by Oubacha. He had, however, in his
+train only a few light pieces of artillery; and the Russian commandant
+at Koulagina, being aware of the hurried circumstances in which the
+Khan was placed, and that he stood upon the very edge, as it were, of
+a renewed flight, felt encouraged by these considerations to a more
+obstinate resistance than might else have been advisable, with an enemy
+so little disposed to observe the usages of civilized warfare. The
+period of his anxiety was not long: on the fifth day of the siege, he
+descried from the walls a succession of Tartar couriers, mounted upon
+fleet Bactrian camels, crossing the vast plains around the fortress at a
+furious pace, and riding into the Kalmuck encampment at various points.
+Great agitation appeared immediately to follow; orders were soon after
+despatched in all directions: and it became speedily known that upon a
+distant flank of the Kalmuck movement a bloody and exterminating battle
+had been fought the day before, in which one entire tribe of the Khan's
+dependents, numbering not less than nine thousand fighting men, had
+perished to the last man. This was the _ouloss_, or clan, called
+_Feka-Zechorr_, between whom and the Cossacks there was a feud of
+ancient standing. In selecting, therefore, the points of attack, on
+occasion of the present hasty inroad, the Cossack chiefs were naturally
+eager so to direct their efforts as to combine with the service of the
+Empress some gratification to their own party hatreds; more especially
+as the present was likely to be their final opportunity for revenge if
+the Kalmuck evasion should prosper. Having, therefore, concentrated as
+large a body of Cossack cavalry as circumstances allowed, they attacked
+the hostile _ouloss_ with a precipitation which denied to it all means
+for communicating with Oubacha; for the necessity of commanding an ample
+range of pasturage, to meet the necessities of their vast flocks and
+herds, had separated this _ouloss_ from the Khan's head-quarters by an
+interval of eighty miles: and thus it was, and not from oversight, that
+it came to be thrown entirely upon its own resources. These had proved
+insufficient; retreat, from the exhausted state of their horses and
+camels, no less than from the prodigious encumbrances of their live
+stock, was absolutely out of the question: quarter was disdained on the
+one side, and would not have been granted on the other; and thus it had
+happened that the setting sun of that one day (the 13th from the first
+opening of the revolt) threw his parting rays upon the final agonies of
+an ancient _ouloss_, stretched upon a bloody field, who on that day's
+dawning had held and styled themselves an independent nation.
+
+Universal consternation was diffused through the wide borders of the
+Khan's encampment by this disastrous intelligence; not so much on
+account of the numbers slain, or the total extinction of a powerful
+ally, as because the position of the Cossack force was likely to put to
+hazard the future advances of the Kalmucks, or at least to retard, and
+hold them in check, until the heavier columns of the Russian army should
+arrive upon their flanks. The siege of Koulagina was instantly raised;
+and that signal, so fatal to the happiness of the women and their
+children, once again resounded through the tents--the signal for flight,
+and this time for a flight more rapid than ever. About one hundred and
+fifty miles ahead of their present position, there arose a tract of
+hilly country, forming a sort of margin to the vast, sea-like expanse
+of champaign savannas, steppes, and occasionally of sandy deserts, which
+stretched away on each side of this margin both eastwards and westwards.
+Pretty nearly in the centre of this hilly range, lay a narrow defile,
+through which passed the nearest and the most practicable route to the
+river Torgai (the further bank of which river offered the next great
+station of security for a general halt.) It was the more essential to
+gain this pass before the Cossacks, inasmuch as not only would the
+delay in forcing the pass give time to the Russian pursuing columns for
+combining their attacks and for bringing up their artillery, but also
+because (even if all enemies in pursuit were thrown out of the question)
+it was held by those best acquainted with the difficult and obscure
+geography of these pathless steppes--that the loss of this one narrow
+strait amongst the hills would have the effect of throwing them (as
+their only alternative in a case where so wide a sweep of pasturage was
+required) upon a circuit of at least five hundred miles extra; besides
+that, after all, this circuitous route would carry them to the Torgai at
+a point ill fitted for the passage of their heavy baggage. The defile
+in the hills, therefore, it was resolved to gain; and yet, unless they
+moved upon it with the velocity of light cavalry, there was little
+chance but it would be found pre-occupied by the Cossacks. They, it is
+true, had suffered greatly in the recent sanguinary action with their
+enemies; but the excitement of victory, and the intense sympathy with
+their unexampled triumph, had again swelled their ranks--and would
+probably act with the force of a vortex to draw in their simple
+countrymen from the Caspian. The question, therefore, of pre-occupation
+was reduced to a race. The Cossacks were marching upon an oblique line
+not above fifty miles longer than that which led to the same point from
+the Kalmuck head-quarters before Koulagina: and therefore without the
+most furious haste on the part of the Kalmucks, there was not a chance
+for them, burdened and 'trashed' [Footnote: _'Trashed'_--This is an
+expressive word used by Beaumont and Fletcher in their Bonduca, etc., to
+describe the case of a person retarded and embarrassed in flight, or in
+pursuit, by some encumbrance, whether thing or person, too valuable to
+be left behind.] as they were, to anticipate so agile a light cavalry as
+the Cossacks in seizing this important pass.
+
+Dreadful were the feelings of the poor women on hearing this exposition
+of the case. For they easily understood that too capital an interest
+(the _summa rerum_) was now at stake to allow of any regard to
+minor interests, or what would be considered such in their present
+circumstances. The dreadful week already passed,--their inauguration in
+misery,--was yet fresh in their remembrance. The scars of suffering were
+impressed not only upon their memories, but upon their very persons and
+the persons of their children. And they knew that where no speed had
+much chance of meeting the cravings of the chieftains, no test would
+be accepted, short of absolute exhaustion, that as much had been
+accomplished as could be accomplished. Weseloff, the Russian captive,
+has recorded the silent wretchedness with which the women and elder boys
+assisted in drawing the tent-ropes. On the 5th of January all had been
+animation, and the joyousness of indefinite expectation: now, on the
+contrary, a brief but bitter experience had taught them to take an
+amended calculation of what it was that lay before them.
+
+One whole day and far into the succeeding night had the renewed flight
+continued: the sufferings had been greater than before: for the cold had
+been more intense: and many perished out of the living creatures through
+every class, except only the camels--whose powers of endurance seemed
+equally adapted to cold and heat. The second morning, however, brought
+an alleviation to the distress. Snow had begun to fall: and though not
+deep at present, it was easily foreseen that it soon would be so; and
+that, as a halt would in that case become unavoidable, no plan could
+be better than that of staying where they were: especially as the same
+cause would check the advance of the Cossacks. Here then was the last
+interval of comfort which gleamed upon the unhappy nation during their
+whole migration. For ten days the snow continued to fall with little
+intermission. At the end of that time keen bright frosty weather
+succeeded: the drifting had ceased: in three days the smooth expanse
+became firm enough to support the treading of the camels, and the flight
+was recommenced. But during the halt much domestic comfort had been
+enjoyed: and for the last time universal plenty. The cows and oxen had
+perished in such vast numbers on the previous marches, that an order was
+now issued to turn what remained to account by slaughtering the whole,
+and salting whatever part should be found to exceed the immediate
+consumption. This measure led to a scene of general banqueting and even
+of festivity amongst all who were not incapacitated for joyous emotions
+by distress of mind, by grief for the unhappy experience of the few last
+days, and by anxiety for the too gloomy future. Seventy thousand persons
+of all ages had already perished; exclusively of the many thousand
+allies who had been cut down by the Cossack sabre. And the losses in
+reversion were likely to be many more. For rumors began now to arrive
+from all quarters, by the mounted couriers whom the Khan had despatched
+to the rear and to each flank as well as in advance, that large masses
+of the Imperial troops were converging from all parts of Central Asia
+to the fords of the river Torgai as the most convenient point for
+intercepting the flying tribes: and it was already well known that a
+powerful division was close in their rear, and was retarded only by
+the numerous artillery which had been judged necessary to support their
+operations. New motives were thus daily arising for quickening the
+motions of the wretched Kalmucks, and for exhausting those who were
+previously but too much exhausted.
+
+It was not until the 2d day of February that the Khan's advanced guard
+came in sight of Ouchim, the defile among the hills of Moulgaldchares,
+in which they anticipated so bloody an opposition from the Cossacks. A
+pretty large body of these light cavalry had, in fact, pre-occupied the
+pass by some hours; but the Khan having too great advantages, namely,
+a strong body of infantry, who had been conveyed by sections of five on
+about two hundred camels, and some pieces of light artillery which
+he had not yet been forced to abandon, soon began to make a serious
+impression upon this unsupported detachment; and they would probably at
+any rate have retired; but at the very moment when they were making some
+dispositions in that view, Zebek-Dorchi appeared upon their rear with
+a body of trained riflemen, who had distinguished themselves in the war
+with Turkey. These men had contrived to crawl unobserved over the cliffs
+which skirted the ravine, availing themselves of the dry beds of the
+summer torrents, and other inequalities of the ground, to conceal their
+movement. Disorder and trepidation ensued instantly in the Cossack
+files; the Khan, who had been waiting with the _elite_ of his heavy
+cavalry, charged furiously upon them; total overthrow followed to the
+Cossacks, and a slaughter such as in some measure avenged the
+recent bloody extermination of their allies, the ancient _ouloss_ of
+Feka-Zechorr. The slight horses of the Cossacks were unable to support
+the weight of heavy Polish dragoons and a body of trained _cameleers_
+(that is, cuirassiers mounted on camels); hardy they were, but
+not strong, nor a match for their antagonists in weight; and their
+extraordinary efforts through the last few days to gain their present
+position, had greatly diminished their powers for effecting an escape.
+Very few, in fact, _did_ escape; and the bloody day of Ouchim became as
+memorable amongst the Cossacks as that which, about twenty days before,
+had signalized the complete annihilation of the Faka-Zechorr. [Footnote:
+There was another _ouloss_ equally strong with that of _Feka-Zechorr_,
+viz., that of Erketunn, under the government of Assarcho and Machi, whom
+some obligations of treaty or other hidden motives drew into the general
+conspiracy of revolt. But fortunately the two chieftains found means
+to assure the Governor of Astrachan, on the first outbreak of the
+insurrection, that their real wishes were for maintaining the old
+connection with Russia. The Cossacks, therefore, to whom the pursuit
+was intrusted, had instructions to act cautiously and according to
+circumstances on coming up with them. The result was, through the
+prudent management of Assarcho, that the clan, without compromising
+their pride or independence, made such moderate submissions as satisfied
+the Cossacks; and eventually both chiefs and people received from the
+Czarina the rewards and honors of exemplary fidelity.]
+
+The road was now open to the river Igritch, and as yet even far beyond
+it to the Torgau; but how long this state of things would continue, was
+every day more doubtful. Certain intelligence was now received that a
+large Russian army, well appointed in every arm, was advancing upon the
+Torgau, under the command of General Traubenberg. This officer was to be
+joined on his route by ten thousand Bashkirs, and pretty nearly the
+same amount of Kirghises--both hereditary enemies of the Kalmucks--both
+exasperated to a point of madness by the bloody trophies which Oubacha
+and Momotbacha had, in late years, won from such of their compatriots as
+served under the Sultan. The Czarina's yoke these wild nations bore with
+submissive patience, but not the hands by which it had been imposed;
+and, accordingly, catching with eagerness at the present occasion
+offered to their vengeance, they sent an assurance to the Czarina of
+their perfect obedience to her commands, and at the same time a message
+significantly declaring in what spirit they meant to execute them, viz.,
+'That they would not trouble her Majesty with prisoners.'
+
+Here then arose, as before with the Cossacks, a race for the Kalmucks
+with the regular armies of Russia, and concurrently with nations as
+fierce and semi-humanized as themselves, besides that they were stung
+into threefold activity by the furies of mortified pride and military
+abasement, under the eyes of the Turkish Sultan. The forces, and more
+especially the artillery, of Russia, were far too overwhelming to permit
+the thought of a regular opposition in pitched battles, even with a less
+dilapidated state of their resources than they could reasonably expect
+at the period of their arrival on the Torgau. In their speed lay their
+only hope--in strength of foot, as before, and not in strength of arm.
+Onward, therefore, the Kalmucks pressed, marking the lines of their
+wide-extending march over the sad solitudes of the steppes by a
+never-ending chain of corpses. The old and the young, the sick man on
+his couch, the mother with her baby--all were left behind. Sights such
+as these, with the many rueful aggravations incident to the helpless
+condition of infancy--of disease and of female weakness abandoned to
+the wolves amidst a howling wilderness, continued to track their course
+through a space of full two thousand miles; for so much at the least,
+it was likely to prove, including the circuits to which they were often
+compelled by rivers or hostile tribes, from the point of starting on the
+Wolga until they could reach their destined halting-ground on the
+east bank of the Torgau. For the first seven weeks of this march their
+sufferings had been embittered by the excessive severity of the cold;
+and every night--so long as wood was to be had for fires, either from
+the lading of the camels, or from the desperate sacrifice of their
+baggage-wagons, or (as occasionally happened) from the forests which
+skirted the banks of the many rivers which crossed their path--no
+spectacle was more frequent than that of a circle, composed of men,
+women, and children, gathered by hundreds round a central fire, all dead
+and stiff at the return of morning light. Myriads were left behind from
+pure exhaustion of whom none had a chance, under the combined evils
+which beset them, of surviving through the next twenty-four hours.
+Frost, however, and snow at length ceased to persecute; the vast extent
+of the march at length brought them into more genial latitudes, and the
+unusual duration of the march was gradually bringing them into the
+more genial seasons of the year: Two thousand miles had at least been
+traversed; February, March, April were gone; the balmy month of May had
+opened; vernal sights and sounds came from every side to comfort the
+heart-weary travellers; and at last, in the latter end of May, they
+crossed the Torgau, and took up a position where they hoped to find
+liberty to repose themselves for many weeks in comfort as well as in
+security, and to draw such supplies from the fertile neighborhood as
+might restore their shattered forces to a condition for executing, with
+less of wreck and ruin, the large remainder of the journey.
+
+Yes; it was true that two thousand miles of wandering had been
+completed, but in a period of nearly five months, and with the terrific
+sacrifice of at least two hundred and fifty thousand souls, to say
+nothing of herds and flocks past all reckoning. These had all perished:
+ox, cow, horse, mule, ass, sheep, or goat, not one survived--only the
+camels. These arid and adust creatures, looking like the mummies of some
+antediluvian animals, without the affections or sensibilities of flesh
+and blood--these only still erected their speaking eyes to the eastern
+heavens, and had to all appearance come out from this long tempest
+of trial unscathed and unharmed. The Khan, knowing how much he was
+individually answerable for the misery which had been sustained, must
+have wept tears even more bitter than those of Xerxes when he threw his
+eyes over the myriads whom he had assembled: for the tears of Xerxes
+were unmingled with compunction. Whatever amends were in his power
+he resolved to make by sacrifices to the general good of all personal
+regards; and accordingly, even at this point of their advance, he once
+more deliberately brought under review the whole question of the revolt.
+The question was formally debated before the Council, whether, even at
+this point, they should untread their steps, and, throwing themselves
+upon the Czarina's mercy, return to their old allegiance? In that
+case, Oubacha professed himself willing to become the scapegoat for the
+general transgression. This, he argued, was no fantastic scheme, but
+even easy of accomplishment; for the unlimited and sacred power of the
+Khan, so well known to the Empress, made it absolutely iniquitous to
+attribute any separate responsibility to the people--upon the Khan
+rested the guilt, upon the Khan would descend the Imperial vengeance.
+This proposal was applauded for its generosity, but was energetically
+opposed by Zebek-Dorchi. Were they to lose the whole journey of two
+thousand miles? Was their misery to perish without fruit; true it was
+that they had yet reached only the half-way house; but, in that respect,
+the motives were evenly balanced for retreat or for advance. Either way
+they would have pretty nearly the same distance to traverse, but
+with this difference--that, forwards, their rout lay through lands
+comparatively fertile--backwards, through a blasted wilderness, rich
+only in memorials of their sorrow, and hideous to Kalmuck eyes by the
+trophies of their calamity. Besides, though the Empress might accept
+an excuse for the past, would she the less forbear to suspect for the
+future? The Czarina's _pardon_ they might obtain, but could they
+ever hope to recover her _confidence_? Doubtless there would now be a
+standing presumption against them, an immortal ground of jealousy; and
+a jealous government would be but another name for a harsh one. Finally,
+whatever motives there ever had been for the revolt surely remained
+unimpaired by anything that had occurred. In reality the revolt was,
+after all, no revolt, but (strictly speaking) a return to their old
+allegiance, since, not above one hundred and fifty years ago (viz., in
+the year 1616,) their ancestors had revolted from the Emperor of China.
+They had now tried both governments; and for them China was the land of
+promise, and Russia the house of bondage.
+
+Spite, however, of all that Zebek could say or do, the yearning of the
+people was strongly in behalf of the Khan's proposal; the pardon of
+their prince, they persuaded themselves, would be readily conceded by
+the Empress; and there is little doubt that they would at this time have
+thrown themselves gladly upon the Imperial mercy; when suddenly all was
+defeated by the arrival of two envoys from Traubenberg. This general had
+reached the fortress of Orsk, after a very painful march, on the 12th of
+April; thence he set forwards towards Oriembourg, which he reached
+upon the 1st of June, having been joined on his route at various times
+through the month of May by the Kirghises and a corps of ten thousand
+Bashkirs. From Oriembourg he sent forward his official offer to
+the Khan, which were harsh and peremptory, holding out no specific
+stipulations as to pardon or impunity, and exacting unconditional
+submission as the preliminary price of any cessation from military
+operations. The personal character of Traubenberg, which was anything
+but energetic, and the condition of his army, disorganized in a great
+measure by the length and severity of the march, made it probable that,
+with a little time for negotiation, a more conciliatory tone would have
+been assumed. But, unhappily for all parties, sinister events occurred
+in the meantime, such as effectually put an end to every hope of the
+kind.
+
+The two envoys sent forward by Traubenberg had reported to this
+officer that a distance of only ten days' march lay between his own
+head-quarters and those of the Khan. Upon this fact transpiring, the
+Kirghises, by their prince Nourali, and the Bashkirs, entreated the
+Russian general to advance without delay. Once having placed his cannon
+in position, so as to command the Kalmuck camp, the fate of the rebel
+Khan and his people would be in his own hands; and they would themselves
+form his advanced guard. Traubenberg, however, _why_ has not been
+certainly explained, refused to march, grounding his refusal upon the
+condition of his army, and their absolute need of refreshment. Long
+and fierce was the altercation; but at length, seeing no chance of
+prevailing, and dreading above all other events the escape of their
+detested enemy, the ferocious Bashkirs went off in a body by forced
+marches. In six days they reached the Torgau, crossed by swimming their
+horses, and fell upon the Kalmucks, who were dispersed for many a league
+in search of food or provender for their camels. The first day's action
+was one vast succession of independent skirmishes, diffused over a field
+of thirty to forty miles in extent; one party often breaking up into
+three or four, and again (according to the accidents of ground) three or
+four blending into one; flight and pursuit, rescue and total overthrow,
+going on simultaneously, under all varieties of form, in all quarters of
+the plain. The Bashkirs had found themselves obliged, by the scattered
+state of the Kalmucks, to split up into innumerable sections; and thus,
+for some hours, it had been impossible for the most practised eye to
+collect the general tendency of the day's fortune. Both the Khan and
+Zebek-Dorchi were at one moment made prisoners, and more than once in
+imminent danger of being cut down; but at length Zebek succeeded in
+rallying a strong column of infantry, which, with the support of the
+camel-corps on each flank, compelled the Bashkirs to retreat. Clouds,
+however, of these wild cavalry continued to arrive through the next two
+days and nights, followed or accompanied by the Kirghises. These being
+viewed as the advanced parties of Traubenberg's army, the Kalmuck
+chieftains saw no hope of safety but in flight; and in this way it
+happened that a retreat, which had so recently been brought to a
+pause, was resumed at the very moment when the unhappy fugitives were
+anticipating a deep repose without further molestation, the whole summer
+through.
+
+It seemed as though every variety of wretchedness were predestined to
+the Kalmucks; and as if their sufferings were incomplete unless they
+were rounded and matured by all that the most dreadful agencies of
+summer's heat could superadd to those of frost and winter. To this
+sequel of their story we shall immediately revert, after first noticing
+a little romantic episode which occurred at this point between Oubacha
+and his unprincipled cousin Zebek-Dorchi.
+
+There was at the time of the Kalmuck flight from the Wolga, a Russian
+gentleman of some rank at the court of the Khan, whom, for political
+reasons, it was thought necessary to carry along with them as a captive.
+For some weeks his confinement had been very strict, and in one or
+two instances cruel. But, as the increasing distance was continually
+diminishing the chances of escape, and perhaps, also, as the misery of
+the guards gradually withdrew their attention from all minor interests
+to their own personal sufferings, the vigilance of the custody grew
+more and more relaxed; until at length, upon a petition to the Khan, Mr.
+Weseloff was formally restored to liberty; and it was understood that
+he might use his liberty in whatever way he chose, even for returning
+to Russia, if that should be his wish. Accordingly, he was making active
+preparations for his journey to St. Petersburg, when it occurred to
+Zebek-Dorchi that, not improbably, in some of the battles which were
+then anticipated with Traubenberg, it might happen to them to lose some
+prisoner of rank, in which case the Russian Weseloff would be a pledge
+in their hands for negotiating an exchange. Upon this plea, to his own
+severe affliction, the Russian was detained until the further pleasure
+of the Khan. The Khan's name, indeed, was used through the whole affair,
+but, as it seemed, with so little concurrence on his part, that, when
+Weseloff in a private audience humbly remonstrated upon the injustice
+done him, and the cruelty of thus sporting with his feelings by setting
+him at liberty, and, as it were, tempting him into dreams of home
+and restored happiness only for the purpose of blighting them, the
+good-natured prince disclaimed all participation in the affair, and went
+so far in proving his sincerity as even to give him permission to effect
+his escape; and, as a ready means of commencing it without raising
+suspicion, the Khan mentioned to Mr. Weseloff that he had just then
+received a message from the Hetman of the Bashkirs, soliciting a
+private interview on the banks of the Torgau at a spot pointed out; that
+interview was arranged for the coming night; and Mr. Weseloff might
+go in the Khan's _suite_, which on either side was not to exceed three
+persons. Weseloff was a prudent man, acquainted with the world, and
+he read treachery in the very outline of this scheme, as stated by the
+Khan--treachery against the Khan's person. He mused a little, and then
+communicated so much of his suspicions to the Khan as might put him on
+his guard; but, upon further consideration, he begged leave to decline
+the honor of accompanying the Khan. The fact was, that three Kalmucks,
+who had strong motives for returning to their countrymen on the west
+bank of the Wolga, guessing the intentions of Weseloff, had offered to
+join him in his escape. These men the Khan would probably find himself
+obliged to countenance in their project; so that it became a point
+of honor with Weseloff to conceal their intentions, and therefore to
+accomplish the evasion from the camp, (of which the first steps only
+would be hazardous,) without risking the notice of the Khan.
+
+The district in which they were now encamped abounded, through many
+hundred miles, with wild horses of a docile and beautiful breed. Each
+of the four fugitives had caught from seven to ten of these spirited
+creatures in the course of the last few days; this raised no suspicion;
+for the rest of the Kalmucks had been making the same sort of provision
+against the coming toils of their remaining route to China. These horses
+were secured by halters, and hidden about dusk in the thickets which
+lined the margin of the river. To these thickets, about ten at night,
+the four fugitives repaired; they took a circuitous path, which drew
+them as little as possible within danger of challenge from any of the
+outposts or of the patrols which had been established on the quarters
+where the Bashkirs lay; and in three quarters of an hour they reached
+the rendezvous. The moon had now risen, the horses were unfastened, and
+they were in the act of mounting, when the deep silence of the woods
+was disturbed by a violent uproar, and the clashing of arms. Weseloff
+fancied that he heard the voice of the Khan shouting for assistance.
+He remembered the communication made by that prince in the morning; and
+requesting his companions to support him, he rode off in the direction
+of the sound. A very short distance brought him to an open glade in the
+wood, where he beheld four men contending with a party of at least
+nine or ten. Two of the four were dismounted at the very instant of
+Weseloff's arrival; one of these he recognized almost certainly as the
+Khan, who was fighting hand to hand, but at great disadvantage, with two
+of the adverse horsemen. Seeing that no time was to be lost, Weseloff
+fired, and brought down one of the two. His companions discharged their
+carbines at the same moment, and then all rushed simultaneously into
+the little open area. The thundering sound of about thirty horses, all
+rushing at once into a narrow space, gave the impression that a whole
+troop of cavalry was coming down upon the assailants; who, accordingly,
+wheeled about and fled with one impulse. Weseloff advanced to the
+dismounted cavalier, who, as he expected, proved to be the Khan. The
+man whom Weseloff had shot was lying dead; and both were shocked, though
+Weseloff at least was not surprised, on stooping down and scrutinizing
+his features, to recognize a well known confidential servant of
+Zebek-Dorchi. Nothing was said by either party. The Khan rode off,
+escorted by Weseloff and his companions, and for some time a dead
+silence prevailed. The situation of Weseloff was delicate and critical;
+to leave the Khan at this point was probably to cancel their recent
+services; for he might be again crossed on his path, and again attacked
+by the very party from whom he had just been delivered. Yet, on the
+other hand, to return to the camp was to endanger the chances of
+accomplishing the escape. The Khan also was apparently revolving
+all this in his mind, for at length he broke silence, and said--'I
+comprehend your situation; and, under other circumstances, I might feel
+it my duty to detain your companions. But it would ill become me to do
+so after the important service you have just rendered me. Let us turn a
+little to the left. There, where you see the watchfire, is an outpost.
+Attend me so far. I am then safe. You may turn and pursue your
+enterprise; for the circumstances under which you will appear, as my
+escort, are sufficient to shield you from all suspicion for the present.
+I regret having no better means at my disposal for testifying my
+gratitude. But tell me, before we part, was it accident only which led
+you to my rescue? Or had you acquired any knowledge of the plot by which
+I was decoyed into this snare?' Weseloff answered very candidly that
+mere accident had brought him to the spot at which he heard the
+uproar, but that _having_ heard it, and connecting it with the Khan's
+communication of the morning, he had then designedly gone after the
+sound in a way which he certainly should not have done at so critical
+a moment, unless in the expectation of finding the Khan assaulted by
+assassins. A few minutes after they reached the outpost at which it
+became safe to leave the Tartar chieftain; and immediately the four
+fugitives commenced a flight which is perhaps without a parallel in the
+annals of travelling. Each of them led six or seven horses besides the
+one he rode; and by shifting from one to the other (like the ancient
+_Desultors_ of the Roman circus,) so as never to burden the same horse
+for more than half an hour at a time, they continued to advance at
+the rate of two hundred miles in the twenty-four hours for three days
+consecutively. After that time, considering themselves beyond pursuit,
+they proceeded less rapidly; though still with a velocity which
+staggered the belief of Weseloff's friends in after years. He was,
+however, a man of high principle, and always adhered firmly to the
+details of his printed report. One of the circumstances there stated is,
+that they continued to pursue the route by which the Kalmucks had
+fled, never for an instant finding any difficulty in tracing it by the
+skeletons and other memorials of their calamities. In particular, he
+mentions vast heaps of money as part of the valuable property which
+it had been necessary to sacrifice. These heaps were found lying still
+untouched in the deserts. From these, Weseloff and his companions took
+as much as they could conveniently carry; and this it was, with the
+price of their beautiful horses, which they afterwards sold at one of
+the Russian military settlements for about Ł15 a-piece, which eventually
+enabled them to pursue their journey in Russia. This journey, as
+regarded Weseloff in particular, was closed by a tragical catastrophe.
+He was at that time young, and the only child of a doating mother. Her
+affliction under the violent abduction of her son had been excessive,
+and probably had undermined her constitution. Still she had supported
+it. Weseloff, giving way to the natural impulses of his filial
+affection, had imprudently posted through Russia, to his mother's
+house without warning of his approach. He rushed precipitately into her
+presense; and she, who had stood the shocks of sorrow, was found unequal
+to the shock of joy too sudden and too acute. She died upon the spot.
+
+We now revert to the final scenes of the Kalmuck flight. These it would
+be useless to pursue circumstantially through the whole two thousand
+miles of suffering which remained; for the character of that suffering
+was even more monotonous than on the former half of the flight, but
+also more severe. Its main elements were excessive heat, with the
+accompaniments of famine and thirst, but aggravated at every step by
+the murderous attacks of their cruel enemies, the Bashkirs and the
+Kirghises.
+
+These people, 'more fell than anguish, hunger, or the sea,' stuck to the
+unhappy Kalmucks like a swarm of enraged hornets. And very often whilst
+_they_ were attacking them in the rear, their advanced parties and
+flanks were attacked with almost equal fury by the people of the country
+which they were traversing; and with good reason, since the law of
+self-preservation had now obliged the fugitive Tartars to plunder
+provisions, and to forage wherever they passed. In this respect their
+condition was a constant oscillation of wretchedness; for, sometimes,
+pressed by grinding famine, they took a circuit of perhaps a hundred
+miles, in order to strike into a land rich in the comforts of life; but
+in such a land they were sure to find a crowded population, of which
+every arm was raised in unrelenting hostility, with all the advantages
+of local knowledge, and with constant preoccupation of all the
+defensible positions, mountain passes, or bridges. Sometimes, again,
+wearied out with this mode of suffering, they took a circuit of
+perhaps a hundred miles, in order to strike into a land with few or
+no inhabitants. But in such a land they were sure to meet absolute
+starvation. Then, again, whether with or without this plague of
+starvation, whether with or without this plague of hostility in front,
+whatever might he the 'fierce varieties' of their misery in this
+respect, no rest ever came to their unhappy rear; _post equitem sedet
+atra cura_; it was a torment like the undying worm of conscience. And,
+upon the whole, it presented a spectacle altogether unprecedented in the
+history of mankind. Private and personal malignity is not unfrequently
+immortal; but rare indeed is it to find the same pertinacity of malice
+in a nation. And what embittered the interest was, that the malice was
+reciprocal. Thus far the parties met upon equal terms; but that
+equality only sharpened the sense of their dire inequality as to other
+circumstances. The Bashkirs were ready to fight 'from morn to dewy eve.'
+The Kalmucks, on the contrary, were always obliged to run; was it _from_
+their enemies, as creatures whom they feared? No; but _towards_ their
+friends--towards that final haven of China--as what was hourly implored
+by their wives, and the tears of their children. But though they fled
+unwillingly, too often they fled in vain--being unwillingly recalled.
+There lay the torment. Every day the Bashkirs fell upon them; every day
+the same unprofitable battle was renewed; as a matter of course, the
+Kalmucks recalled part of their advanced guard to fight them; every day
+the battle raged for hours, and uniformly with the same result. For, no
+sooner did the Bashkirs find themselves too heavily pressed, and that
+the Kalmuck march had been retarded by some hours, than they retired
+into the boundless deserts where all pursuit was hopeless. But if the
+Kalmucks resolved to press forward, regardless of their enemies, in that
+case their attacks became so fierce and overwhelming, that the general
+safety seemed likely to be brought into question; nor could any
+effectual remedy be applied to the case, even for each separate day,
+except by a most embarrassing halt, and by countermarches, that, to men
+in their circumstances, were almost worse than death. It will not
+be surprising, that the irritation of such a systematic persecution,
+superadded to a previous and hereditary hatred, and accompanied by the
+stinging consciousness of utter impotence as regarded all effectual
+vengeance, should gradually have inflamed the Kalmuck animosity into the
+wildest expression of downright madness and frenzy. Indeed, long before
+the frontiers of China were approached, the hostility of both sides had
+assumed the appearance much more of a warfare amongst wild beasts than
+amongst creatures acknowledging the restraints of reason or the claims
+of a common nature. The spectacle became too atrocious; it was that of a
+host of lunatics pursued by a host of fiends.
+
+On a fine morning in early autumn of the year 1771, Kien Long, the
+Emperor of China, was pursuing his amusements in a wild frontier
+district lying on the outside of the Great Wall. For many hundred square
+leagues the country was desolate of inhabitants, but rich in woods of
+ancient growth, and overrun with game of every description. In a
+central spot of this solitary region, the Emperor had built a gorgeous
+hunting-lodge, to which he resorted annually for recreation and relief
+from the cares of government. Led onwards in pursuit of game, he had
+rambled to a distance of two hundred miles or more from this lodge,
+followed at a little distance by a sufficient military escort, and every
+night pitching his tent in a different situation, until at length he
+had arrived on the very margin of the vast central deserts of Asia.
+[Footnote: All the circumstances are learned from a long state paper
+upon the subject of this Kalmuck migration, drawn up in the Chinese
+language by the Emperor himself. Parts of this paper have been
+translated by the Jesuit missionaries. The Emperor states the whole
+motives of his conduct and the chief incidents at great length.] Here he
+was standing, by accident, at an opening of his pavilion, enjoying
+the morning sunshine, when suddenly to the westward there arose a vast
+cloudy vapor, which by degrees expanded, mounted, and seemed to be
+slowly diffusing itself over the whole face of the heavens. By-and-by
+this vast sheet of mist began to thicken towards the horizon, and to
+roll forward in billowy volumes. The Emperor's suite assembled from all
+quarters. The silver trumpets were sounded in the rear, and from all the
+glades and forest avenues began to trot forward towards the pavilion the
+yagers, half cavalry, half huntsmen, who composed the Imperial escort.
+Conjecture was on the stretch to divine the cause of this phenomenon,
+and the interest continually increased, in proportion as simple
+curiosity gradually deepened into the anxiety of uncertain danger. At
+first it had been imagined that some vast troops of deer, or other wild
+animals of the chase, had been disturbed in their forest haunts by the
+Emperor's movements, or possibly by wild beasts prowling for prey, and
+might be fetching a compass by way of re-entering the forest grounds
+at some remoter points secure from molestation. But this conjecture was
+dissipated by the slow increase of the cloud, and the steadiness of its
+motion. In the course of two hours the vast phenomenon had advanced to a
+point which was judged to be within five miles of the spectators, though
+all calculations of distance were difficult, and often fallacious, when
+applied to the endless expanses of the Tartar deserts. Through the next
+hour, during which the gentle morning breeze had a little freshened,
+the dusty vapor had developed itself far and wide into the appearance
+of huge aerial draperies, hanging in mighty volumes from the sky to the
+earth; and at particular points, where the eddies of the breeze acted
+upon the pendulous skirts of these aerial curtains rents were perceived,
+sometimes taking the form of regular arches, portals, and windows,
+through which began dimly to gleam the heads of camels 'indorsed'
+[Footnote: _Camels 'indorsed;'_--'And elephants indorsed with towers.'
+MILTON in _Paradise Regained_.] with human beings--and at intervals the
+moving of men and horses, in tumultuous array--and then, through other
+openings or vistas, at far distant points, the flashing of polished
+arms. But sometimes, as the wind slackened or died away, all those
+openings, of whatever form, in the cloudy pall, would slowly close, and
+for a time the whole pageant was shut up from view; although the growing
+din, the clamors, the shrieks and groans, ascending from infuriated
+myriads, reported, in a language not to be misunderstood, what was going
+on behind the cloudy screen.
+
+It was in fact the Kalmuck host, now in the last extremities of their
+exhaustion, and very fast approaching to that final stage of privation
+and intense misery, beyond which few or none could have lived, but also,
+happily for themselves, fast approaching (in a literal sense) that final
+stage of their long pilgrimage, at which they would meet hospitality on
+a scale of royal magnificence, and full protection from their enemies.
+These enemies, however, as yet still were hanging on their rear as
+fiercely as ever, though this day was destined to be the last of their
+hideous persecution. The Khan had, in fact, sent forward couriers with
+all the requisite statements and petitions, addressed to the Emperor
+of China. These had been duly received, and preparations made in
+consequence to welcome the Kalmucks with the most paternal benevolence.
+But as these couriers had been despatched from the Torgau at the moment
+of arrival thither, and before the advance of Traubenberg had made
+it necessary for the Khan to order a hasty renewal of the flight, the
+Emperor had not looked for their arrival on their frontier until full
+three months after the present time. The Khan had indeed expressly
+notified his intention to pass the summer heats on the banks of the
+Torgau, and to recommence his retreat about the beginning of September.
+The subsequent change of plan being unknown to Kien Long, left him for
+some time in doubt as to the true interpretation to be put upon this
+mighty apparition in the desert; but at length the savage clamors of
+hostile fury, and the clangor of weapons, unveiled to the Emperor the
+true nature of those unexpected calamities which had so prematurely
+precipitated the Kalmuck measure.
+
+Apprehending the real state of affairs, the Emperor instantly perceived
+that the first act of his fatherly care for these erring children (as
+he esteemed them) now returning to their ancient obedience, must be--to
+deliver them from their pursuers. And this was less difficult than
+might have been supposed. Not many miles in the rear was a body of well
+appointed cavalry, with a strong detachment of artillery, who always
+attended the Emperor's motions. These were hastily summoned. Meantime it
+occurred to the train of courtiers that some danger might arise to the
+Emperor's person from the proximity of a lawless enemy; and accordingly
+he was induced to retire a little to the rear. It soon appeared,
+however, to those who watched the vapory shroud in the desert, that
+its motion was not such as would argue the direction of the march to
+be exactly upon the pavilion, but rather in a diagonal line, making an
+angle of full forty-five degrees with that line in which the Imperial
+_cortčge_ had been standing, and therefore with a distance continually
+increasing. Those who knew the country judged that the Kalmucks were
+making for a large fresh-water lake about seven or eight miles distant;
+they were right; and to that point the Imperial cavalry was ordered up;
+and it was precisely in that spot, and about three hours after and at
+noon-day on the 8th of September, that the great Exodus of the Kalmuck
+Tartars was brought to a final close, and with a scene of such memorable
+and hellish fury, as formed an appropriate winding-up to an expedition
+in all its parts and details so awfully disastrous. The Emperor was not
+personally present, or at least he saw whatever he _did_ see from too
+great a distance to discriminate its individual features; but he records
+in his written memorial the report made to him of this scene by some of
+his own officers.
+
+The lake of Tengis, near the frightful desert of Kobi, lay in a hollow
+amongst hills of a moderate height, ranging generally from two to three
+thousand feet high. About eleven o'clock in the forenoon, the Chinese
+cavalry reached the summit of a road which led through a cradle-like dip
+in the mountains right down upon the margin of the lake. From this pass,
+elevated about two thousand feet above the level of the water, they
+continued to descend, by a very winding and difficult road, for an hour
+and a half; and during the whole of this descent they were compelled to
+be inactive spectators of the fiendish spectacle below. The Kalmucks,
+reduced by this time from about six hundred thousand souls to two
+hundred thousand, and after enduring for two months and a half the
+miseries we have previously described--outrageous heat, famine, and the
+destroying scimitar of the Kirghises and the Bashkirs, had for the last
+ten days been traversing a hideous desert, where no vestiges were seen
+of vegetation, and no drop of water could be found. Camels and men were
+already so overladen, that it was a mere impossibility that they
+should carry a tolerable sufficiency for the passage of this frightful
+wilderness. On the eighth day the wretched daily allowance, which had
+been continually diminishing, failed entirely; and thus for two days
+of insupportable fatigue, the horrors of thirst had been carried to the
+fiercest extremity. Upon this last morning, at the sight of the hills
+and the forest scenery, which announced to those who acted as guides
+the neighborhood of the lake of Tengis, all the people rushed along with
+maddening eagerness to the anticipated solace. The day grew hotter
+and hotter, the people more and more exhausted, and gradually, in the
+general rush forwards to the lake, all discipline and command were
+lost--all attempts to preserve a rear-guard were neglected--the wild
+Bashkirs rode in amongst the encumbered people, and slaughtered them by
+wholesale, and almost without resistance. Screams and tumultuous shouts
+proclaimed the progress of the massacre; but none heeded--none halted;
+all alike, pauper or noble, continued to rush on with maniacal haste to
+the waters--all with faces blackened by the heat preying upon the liver,
+and with tongue drooping from the mouth. The cruel Bashkir was affected
+by the same misery, and manifested the same symptoms of his misery as
+the wretched Kalmuck; the murderer was oftentimes in the same frantic
+misery as his murdered victim--many indeed (an ordinary effect of
+thirst) in both nations had become lunatic--and in this state, whilst
+mere multitude and condensation of bodies alone opposed any check to the
+destroying scimitar and the trampling hoof, the lake was reached; and
+to that the whole vast body of enemies rushed, and together continued
+to rush, forgetful of all things at that moment but of one almighty
+instinct. This absorption of the thoughts in one maddening appetite
+lasted for a single minute; but in the next arose the final scene of
+parting vengeance. Far and wide the waters of the solitary lake were
+instantly dyed red with blood and gore; here rode a party of savage
+Bashkirs, hewing off heads as fast as the swathes fall before the
+mower's scythe; there stood unarmed Kalmucks in a death-grapple with
+their detested foes, both up to the middle in water, and oftentimes both
+sinking together below the surface, from weakness, or from struggles,
+and perishing in each other's arms. Did the Bashkirs at any point
+collect into a cluster for the sake of giving impetus to the assault?
+Thither were the camels driven in fiercely by those who rode them,
+generally women or boys; and even these quiet creatures were forced into
+a share in this carnival of murder, by trampling down as many as they
+could strike prostrate with the lash of their fore-legs. Every moment
+the water grew more polluted: and yet every moment fresh myriads came up
+to the lake and rushed in, not able to resist their frantic thirst, and
+swallowing large draughts of water, visibly contaminated with the blood
+of their slaughtered compatriots. Wheresoever the lake was shallow
+enough to allow of men raising their heads above the water, there for
+scores of acres were to be seen all forms of ghastly fear, of agonizing
+struggle, of spasm, of convulsion, of mortal conflict, death, and the
+fear of death--revenge, and the lunacy of revenge--hatred, and the
+frenzy of hatred--until the neutral spectators, of whom there were not
+a few, now descending the eastern side of the lake, at length averted
+their eyes in horror. This horror, which seemed incapable of further
+addition, was, however, increased by an unexpected incident. The
+Bashkirs, beginning to perceive here and there the approach of the
+Chinese cavalry, felt it prudent--wheresoever they were sufficiently at
+leisure from the passions of the murderous scene--to gather into bodies.
+This was noticed by the governor of a small Chinese fort, built upon an
+eminence above the lake; and immediately he threw in a broadside,
+which spread havoc amongst the Bashkir tribe. As often as the Bashkirs
+collected into 'globes' and 'turms' as their only means of meeting
+the long line of descending Chinese cavalry--so often did the Chinese
+governor of the fort pour in his exterminating broadside; until at
+length the lake at the lower end, became one vast seething cauldron of
+human bloodshed and carnage. The Chinese cavalry had reached the foot
+of the hills: the Bashkirs, attentive to their movements, had formed;
+skirmishes had been fought: and, with a quick sense that the contest
+was henceforwards rapidly becoming hopeless, the Bashkirs and Kirghises
+began to retire. The pursuit was not as vigorous as the Kalmuck hatred
+would have desired. But, at the same time, the very gloomiest hatred
+could not but find, in their own dreadful experience of the Asiatic
+deserts, and in the certainty that these wretched Bashkirs had to repeat
+that same experience a second time, for thousands of miles, as the price
+exacted by a retributary Providence for their vindictive cruelty--not
+the very gloomiest of the Kalmucks, or the least reflecting, but found
+in all this a retaliatory chastisement more complete and absolute
+than any which their swords and lances could have obtained, or human
+vengeance could have devised.
+
+Here ends the tale of the Kalmuck wanderings in the Desert; for any
+subsequent marches which awaited them, were neither long nor painful.
+Every possible alleviation and refreshment for their exhausted
+bodies had been already provided by Kien Long with the most princely
+munificence; and lands of great fertility were immediately assigned to
+them in ample extent along the river Ily, not very far from the point
+at which they had first emerged from the wilderness of Kobi. But the
+beneficent attention of the Chinese Emperor may be best stated in
+his own words, as translated into French by one of the Jesuit
+missionaries:--"La nation des Torgotes (_savoir les Kalmuques_) arriva ŕ
+Ily, toute _delabree_, n'ayant ni de quoi vivre, ni de quoi se vętir. Je
+l'avais prévu; et j'avais ordonné de faire en tout genre les provisions
+nécessaires pour pouvoir les secourir promptement; c'est ce qui a été
+exécuté. On a fait la division des terres; et on a assigné ŕ chaque
+famille une portion suffisante pour pouvoir servir ŕ son entretien, soit
+en la cultivant, soit en y nourissant des bestiaux. On a donne a chaque
+particulier des étoffes pour l'habiller, des grains pour se nourrir
+pendant l'espace d'une année, des ustensiles pour le ménage et d'autres
+choses nécessaires: et outre cela plusieurs onces d'argent, pour
+se pourvoir de ce qu'on aurait pu oublier. On a désigné des lieux
+particuliers, fertiles en pâturages; et on leur a donné des boeufs,
+moutons, &c. pour qu'ils pussent dans la suite travailler par euxmęmes a
+leur entretien et ŕ leur bienętre."
+
+These are the words of the Emperor himself, speaking in his own person
+of his own paternal cares; but another Chinese, treating the same
+subject, records the munificence of this prince in terms which proclaim
+still more forcibly the disinterested generosity which prompted, and the
+delicate considerateness which conducted this extensive bounty. He
+has been speaking of the Kalmucks, and he goes on thus:--"Lorsqu'ils
+arrivčrent sur nos frontičres (au nombre de plusieurs centaines de
+mille), quoique la fatigue extręme, la faim, la soif, et toutes les
+autres incommodités inséparables d'une trčs-longue et trčs pénible route
+en eussent fait périr presque autant, ils étaient réduits a la derničre
+misčre: ils manquaient de tout. Il" (viz. l'Empereur, Kien Long) "leur
+fit préparer des logemens conformes a leur maničre de vivre; il leur fit
+distribuer des aliments et des habits; il leur fit donner des boeufs,
+des moutons, et des ustensiles, pour les mettre en état de former des
+troupeaux et de cultiver la terre, _et tout cela ŕ ses propres frais_,
+qui se sont montés ŕ des sommes immenses, sans compter l'argent qu'il
+a donné ŕ chaque chef-de-famille, pour pourvoir ŕ la subsistance de sa
+femme et de ses enfans."
+
+Thus, after their memorable year of misery, the Kalmucks were replaced
+in territorial possessions, and in comfort equal perhaps, or even
+superior, to that which they had enjoyed in Russia, and with superior
+political advantages. But, if equal or superior, their condition was no
+longer the same; if not in degree, their social prosperity had altered
+in quality; for instead of being a purely pastoral and vagrant people,
+they were now in circumstances which obliged them to become essentially
+dependent upon agriculture; and thus far raised in social rank, that by
+the natural course of their habits and the necessities of life they were
+effectually reclaimed from roving, and from the savage customs connected
+with so unsettled a life. They gained also in political privileges,
+chiefly through the immunity from military service which their new
+relations enabled them to obtain. These were circumstances of advantage
+and gain. But one great disadvantage there was, amply to overbalance
+all other possible gain; the chances were lost or were removed to an
+incalculable distance for their conversion to Christianity, without
+which in these times there is no absolute advance possible on the path
+of true civilization.
+
+One word remains to be said upon the _personal_ interests concerned in
+this great drama. The catastrophe in this respect was remarkable and
+complete. Oubacha, with all his goodness and incapacity of suspecting,
+had, since the mysterious affair on the banks of the Torgau, felt his
+mind alienated from his cousin; he revolted from the man that would have
+murdered him; and he had displayed his caution so visibly as to provoke
+a reaction in the bearing of Zebek-Dorchi, and a displeasure which all
+his dissimulation could not hide. This had produced a feud, which, by
+keeping them aloof, had probably saved the life of Oubacha; for the
+friendship of Zebek-Dorchi was more fatal than his open enmity. After
+the settlement on the Ily this feud continued to advance, until it came
+under the notice of the Emperor, on occasion of a visit which all the
+Tartar chieftains made to his Majesty at his hunting-lodge in 1772. The
+Emperor informed himself accurately of all the particulars connected
+with the transaction--of all the rights and claims put forward--and
+of the way in which they would severally affect the interests of the
+Kalmuck people. The consequence was, that he adopted the cause of
+Oubacha, and repressed the pretensions of Zebek-Dorchi, who, on his
+part, so deeply resented this discountenance to his ambitious projects,
+that in conjunction with other chiefs he had the presumption even to
+weave nets of treason against the Emperor himself. Plots were laid--were
+detected--were baffled--counterplots were constructed upon the same
+basis, and with the benefit of the opportunities thus offered.
+
+Finally, Zebek-Dorchi was invited to the imperial lodge, together with
+all his accomplices; and under the skilful management of the Chinese
+nobles in the Emperor's establishment, the murderous artifices of these
+Tartar chieftains were made to recoil upon themselves; and the whole
+of them perished by assassination at a great imperial banquet. For the
+Chinese morality is exactly of that kind which approves in everything
+the _lex talionis:_--
+
+ ----'lex nec justior ulla est (as _they_ think)
+ Quam necis artifices arte perire sua.'
+
+So perished Zebek-Dorchi, the author and originator of the great Tartar
+_Exodus_. Oubacha, meantime, and his people, were gradually recovering
+from the effects of their misery, and repairing their losses. Peace
+and prosperity, under the gentle rule of a fatherly lord paramount,
+re-dawned upon the tribes; their household _lares_, after so harsh a
+translation to distant climates, found again a happy reinstatement in
+what had in fact been their primitive abodes; they found themselves
+settled in quiet sylvan scenes, rich in all the luxuries of life, and
+endowed with the perfect loveliness of Arcadian beauty. But from the
+hills of this favored land and even from the level grounds as they
+approach its western border, they still look out upon that fearful
+wilderness which once beheld a nation in agony--the utter extirpation of
+nearly half a million from amongst its numbers, and, for the remainder,
+a storm of misery so fierce, that in the end (as happened also at Athens
+during the Peloponnesian war from a different form of misery) very many
+lost their memory; all records of their past life were wiped out as
+with a sponge--utterly erased and cancelled; and many others lost their
+reason; some in a gentle form of pensive melancholy, some in a more
+restless form of feverish delirium and nervous agitation, and others in
+the fixed forms of tempestuous mania, raving frenzy, or moping idiocy.
+Two great commemorative monuments arose in after years to mark the depth
+and permanence of the awe--the sacred and reverential grief with which
+all persons looked back upon the dread calamities attached to the year
+of the Tiger--all who had either personally shared in those calamities,
+and had themselves drunk from that cup of sorrow, or who had effectually
+been made witnesses to their results, and associated with their
+relief; two great monuments, we say; first of all, one in the religious
+solemnity, enjoined by the Dalai Lama, called in the Tartar language a
+_Romanang_, that is, a national commemoration, with music the most rich
+and solemn, of all the souls who departed to the rest of Paradise from
+the afflictions of the Desert: this took place about six years after the
+arrival in China. Secondly, another more durable and more commensurate
+to the scale of the calamity and to the grandeur of this national
+Exodus, in the mighty columns of granite and brass, erected by the
+Emperor Kien Long, near the banks of the Ily: these columns stand upon
+the very margin of the _steppes_; and they bear a short but emphatic
+inscription [Footnote: This inscription has been slightly altered in one
+or two phrases, and particularly in adapting to the Christian era the
+Emperor's expressions for the year of the original Exodus from China and
+the retrogressive Exodus from Russia. With respect to the designation
+adopted for the Russian Emperor, either it is built upon some confusion
+between him and the Byzantine Caesars, as though the former, being
+of the same religion with the latter (and occupying in part the same
+longitudes, though in different latitudes) might be considered as
+his modern successor; or else it refers simply to the Greek form of
+Christianity professed by the Russian Emperor and Church.] to the
+following effect:--
+
+By the Will of God Here, upon the Brink of these Deserts, Which from
+this Point begin and stretch away Pathless, treeless, waterless, For
+thousands of miles--and along the margins of many mighty Nations, Rested
+from their labors and from great afflictions Under the shadow of the
+Chinese Wall, And by the favor of KIEN LONG, God's Lieutenant upon
+Earth, The ancient Children of the Wilderness--the Torgote Tartars
+Flying before the wrath of the Grecian Czar, Wandering Sheep who had
+strayed away from the Celestial Empire in the year 1616, But are now
+mercifully gathered again, after infinite sorrow, Into the fold of their
+forgiving Shepherd. Hallowed be the spot for ever, and Hallowed be the
+day--September 8, 1771! Amen.
+
+END OF VOLUME I.
+
+
+
+
+VOLUME II
+
+
+
+
+SYSTEM OF THE HEAVENS AS REVEALED BY LORD ROSSE'S TELESCOPES.
+
+
+[Footnote: Thoughts on Some Important Points relating to the System of
+the World. By J. P. Nichol, LL.D., Professor of Astronomy in the
+University of Glasgow. William Tait, Edinburgh. 1846.]
+
+Some years ago, some person or other, [in fact I believe it was myself,]
+published a paper from the German of Kant, on a very interesting
+question, viz., the age of our own little Earth. Those who have never
+seen that paper, a class of unfortunate people whom I suspect to form
+_rather_ the majority in our present perverse generation, will be likely
+to misconceive its object. Kant's purpose was, not to ascertain how many
+years the Earth had lived: a million of years, more or less, made very
+little difference to _him_. What he wished to settle was no such barren
+conundrum. For, had there even been any means of coercing the Earth into
+an honest answer, on such a delicate point, which the Sicilian canon,
+Recupero, fancied that there was; [Footnote: _Recupero_. See Brydone's
+Travels, some sixty or seventy years ago. The canon, being a beneficed
+clergyman in the Papal church, was naturally an infidel. He wished
+exceedingly to refute Moses: and he fancied that he really had done so
+by means of some collusive assistance from the layers of lava on Mount
+Etna. But there survives, at this day, very little to remind us of the
+canon, except an unpleasant guffaw that rises, at times, in solitary
+valleys of Etna.] but which, in my own opinion, there neither is, nor
+ought to be,--(since a man deserves to be cudgelled who could put such
+improper questions to a _lady_ planet,)--still what would it amount
+to? What good would it do us to have a certificate of our dear little
+mother's birth and baptism? Other people--people in Jupiter, or
+the Uranians--may amuse themselves with her pretended foibles or
+infirmities: it is quite safe to do so at _their_ distance; and, in
+a female planet like Venus, it might be natural, (though, strictly
+speaking, not quite correct,) to scatter abroad malicious insinuations,
+as though our excellent little mamma had begun to wear false hair, or
+had lost some of her front teeth. But all this, we men of sense know
+to be gammon. Our mother Tellus, beyond all doubt, is a lovely little
+thing. I am satisfied that she is very much admired throughout the Solar
+System: and, in clear seasons, when she is seen to advantage, with her
+bonny wee pet of a Moon tripping round her like a lamb, I should be
+thankful to any gentleman who will mention where he has happened to
+observe--either he or his telescope--will he only have the goodness
+to say, in what part of the heavens he has discovered a more elegant
+turn-out. I wish to make no personal reflections. I name no names. Only
+this I say, that, though some people have the gift of seeing things that
+other people never could see, and though some other people, or other
+some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths, so that,
+generally, their geese count for swans, yet, after all, swans or geese,
+it would be a pleasure to me, and really a curiosity, to see the planet
+that could fancy herself entitled to sneeze at our Earth. And then, if
+she (viz., our Earth,) keeps but one Moon, even _that_ (you know) is
+an advantage as regards some people that keep none. There are people,
+pretty well known to you and me, that can't make it convenient to keep
+even one Moon. And so I come to my moral; which is this, that, to all
+appearance, it is mere justice; but, supposing it were not, still it is
+_our_ duty, (as children of the Earth,) right or wrong, to stand up for
+our bonny young mamma, if she _is_ young; or for our dear old mother, if
+she _is_ old; whether young or old, to take her part against all comers;
+and to argue through thick and thin, which (sober or not) I always
+attempt to do, that she is the most respectable member of the Copernican
+System.
+
+Meantime, what Kant understood by being old, is something that still
+remains to be explained. If one stumbled, in the steppes of Tartary,
+on the grave of a Megalonyx, and, after long study, had deciphered from
+some pre-Adamite heiro-pothooks, the following epitaph:--'_Hic jacet_
+a Megalonyx, or _Hic jacet_ a Mammoth, (as the case might be,) who
+departed this life, to the grief of his numerous acquaintance in the
+seventeen thousandth year of his age,'--of course, one would be sorry
+for him; because it must be disagreeable at _any_ age to be torn away
+from life, and from all one's little megalonychal comforts; that's not
+pleasant, you know, even if one _is_ seventeen thousand years old. But
+it would make all the difference possible in your grief, whether the
+record indicated a premature death, that he had been cut off, in fact,
+whilst just stepping into life, or had kicked the bucket when full
+of honors, and been followed to the grave by a train of weeping
+grandchildren. He had died 'in his teens,' that's past denying. But
+still we must know to what stage of life in a man, had corresponded
+seventeen thousand years in a Mammoth. Now exactly this was what Kant
+desired to know about our planet. Let her have lived any number of
+years that you suggest, (shall we say if you please, that she is in her
+billionth year?) still that tells us nothing about the _period_ of life,
+the _stage_, which she may be supposed to have reached. Is she a child,
+in fact, or is she an adult? And, _if_ an adult, and that you gave a
+ball to the Solar System, is she that kind of person, that you would
+introduce to a waltzing partner, some fiery young gentlemen like Mars,
+or would you rather suggest to her the sort of partnership which takes
+place at a whist-table? On this, as on so many other questions, Kant was
+perfectly sensible that people, of the finest understandings, may and
+do take the most opposite views. Some think that our planet is in that
+stage of her life, which corresponds to the playful period of twelve
+or thirteen in a spirited girl. Such a girl, were it not that she is
+checked by a sweet natural sense of feminine grace, you might call a
+romp; but not a hoyden, observe; no horse-play; oh, no, nothing of that
+sort. And these people fancy that earthquakes, volcanoes, and all such
+little _escapades_ will be over, they will, in lawyer's phrase, 'cease
+and determine,' as soon as our Earth reaches the age of maidenly
+bashfulness. Poor thing! It's quite natural, you know, in a healthy
+growing girl. A little overflow of vivacity, a _pirouette_ more or less,
+what harm should _that_ do to any of us? Nobody takes more delight than
+I in the fawn-like sportiveness of an innocent girl, at this period of
+life: even a shade of _espičglerie_ does not annoy me. But still my own
+impressions incline me rather to represent the Earth as a fine noble
+young woman, full of the pride which is so becoming to her sex, and well
+able to take her own part, in case that, at any solitary point of
+the heavens, she should come across one of those vulgar fussy Comets,
+disposed to be rude and take improper liberties. These Comets, by the
+way, are public nuisances, very much like the mounted messengers of
+butchers in great cities, who are always at full gallop, and moving upon
+such an infinity of angles to human shinbones, that the final purpose of
+such boys (one of whom lately had the audacity nearly to ride down the
+Duke of Wellington) seems to be--not the translation of mutton, which
+would certainly find its way into human mouths even if riding boys were
+not,--but the improved geometry of transcendental curves. They ought to
+be numbered, ought these boys, and to wear badges--X 10, &c. And exactly
+the same evil, asking therefore by implication for exactly the same
+remedy, affects the Comets. A respectable planet is known everywhere,
+and responsible for any mischief that he does. But if a cry should
+arise, 'Stop that wretch, who was rude to the Earth: who is he?' twenty
+voices will answer, perhaps, 'It's Encke's Comet; he is always doing
+mischief;' well, what can you say? it _may_ be Encke's, it may be some
+other man's Comet; there are so many abroad and on so many roads, that
+you might as well ask upon a night of fog, such fog as may be opened
+with an oyster knife, whose cab that was (whose, viz., out of 27,000 in
+London) that floored you into the kennel.
+
+These are constructive ideas upon the Earth's stage of evolution, which
+Kant was aware of, and which will always find toleration, even where
+they do not find patronage. But others there are, a class whom I
+perfectly abominate, that place our Earth in the category of decaying
+women, nay of decayed women, going, going, and all but gone. 'Hair like
+arctic snows, failure of vital heat, palsy that shakes the head as in
+the porcelain toys on our mantel-pieces, asthma that shakes the whole
+fabric--these they absolutely fancy themselves to _see_. They absolutely
+_hear_ the tellurian lungs wheezing, panting, crying, 'Bellows to mend!'
+periodically as the Earth approaches her aphelion.
+
+But suddenly at this point a demur arises upon the total question.
+Kant's very problem explodes, bursts, as poison in Venetian wine-glass
+of old shivered the glass into fragments. For is there, after all, any
+stationary meaning in the question? Perhaps in reality the Earth is both
+young and old. Young? If she is not young at present, perhaps she _will_
+be so in future. Old? if she is not old at this moment, perhaps she
+_has_ been old, and has a fair chance of becoming so again. In fact,
+she is a Phoenix that is known to have secret processes for rebuilding
+herself out of her own ashes. Little doubt there is but she has
+seen many a birthday, many a funeral night, and many a morning of
+resurrection. Where now the mightiest of oceans rolls in pacific beauty,
+once were anchored continents and boundless forests. Where the south
+pole now shuts her frozen gates inhospitably against the intrusions
+of flesh, once were probably accumulated the ribs of empires; man's
+imperial forehead, woman's roseate lips, gleamed upon ten thousand
+hills; and there were innumerable contributions to antarctic journals
+almost as good (but not quite) as our own. Even within our domestic
+limits, even where little England, in her south-eastern quarter now
+devolves so quietly to the sea her sweet pastoral rivulets, once
+came roaring down, in pomp of waters, a regal Ganges [Footnote:
+_'Ganges:'_--Dr. Nichol calls it by this name for the purpose of
+expressing its grandeur; and certainly in breadth, in diffusion at all
+times, but especially in the rainy season, the Ganges is the cock of
+the walk in our British orient. Else, as regards the body of water
+discharged, the absolute payments made into the sea's exchequer, and the
+majesty of column riding downwards from the Himalaya, I believe that,
+since Sir Alexander Burnes's measurements, the Indus ranks foremost by
+a long chalk.], that drained some hyperbolical continent, some Quinbus
+Flestrin of Asiatic proportions, long since gone to the dogs. All things
+pass away. Generations wax old as does a garment: but eternally God
+says:--'Come again, ye children of men.' Wildernesses of fruit, and
+worlds of flowers, are annually gathered in solitary South America to
+ancestral graves: yet still the Pomona of Earth, yet still the Flora of
+Earth, does not become superannuated, but blossoms in everlasting youth.
+Not otherwise by secular periods, known to us geologically as facts,
+though obscure as durations, _Tellus_ herself, the planet, as a whole,
+is for ever working by golden balances of change and compensation,
+of ruin and restoration. She recasts her glorious habitations in
+decomposing them; she lies down for death, which perhaps a thousand
+times she has suffered; she rises for a new birth, which perhaps for
+the thousandth time has glorified her disc. Hers is the wedding garment,
+hers is the shroud, that eternally is being woven in the loom. And God
+imposes upon her the awful necessity of working for ever at her
+own grave, yet of listening for ever to his far-off trumpet of
+_palingenesis_.
+
+If this account of the matter be just, and were it not treasonable
+to insinuate the possibility of an error against so great a swell as
+Immanuel Kant, one would be inclined to fancy that Mr. Kant had
+really been dozing a little on this occasion; or, agreeably to his own
+illustration elsewhere, that he had realized the pleasant picture of one
+learned doctor trying to milk a he-goat, whilst another doctor, equally
+learned, holds the milk-pail below. [Footnote: Kant applied this
+illustration to the case where one worshipful scholar proposes some
+impossible problem, (as the squaring of the circle, or the perpetual
+motion,) which another worshipful scholar sits down to solve. The
+reference was of course to Virgil's line,--'Atque idem jungat vulpes, et
+_mulgeat hircos_.'] And there is apparently this two-edged embarrassment
+pressing upon the case--that, if our dear excellent mother the Earth
+could be persuaded to tell us her exact age in Julian years, still
+_that_ would leave us all as much in the dark as ever: since, if the
+answer were, 'Why, children, at my next birth-day I shall count a matter
+of some million centuries,' we should still be at a loss to _value_ her
+age: would it mean that she was a mere chicken, or that she was 'getting
+up in years?' On the other hand, if (declining to state any odious
+circumstantialities,) she were to reply,--'No matter, children, for my
+precise years, which are disagreeable remembrances; I confess generally
+to being a lady of a certain age,'--here, in the inverse order,
+given the _valuation_ of the age, we should yet be at a loss for the
+_absolute_ years numerically: would a 'certain age,' mean that 'mamma'
+was a million, be the same more or less, or perhaps not much above
+seventy thousand?
+
+Every way, you see, reader, there are difficulties. But two things
+used to strike me, as unaccountably overlooked by Kant; who, to say the
+truth, was profound--yet at no time very agile--in the character of his
+understanding. First, what age now might we take our brother and
+sister planets to be? For _that_ determination as to a point in _their_
+constitution, will do something to illustrate our own. We are as good
+as they, I hope, any day: perhaps in a growl, one might modestly
+insinuate--_better_. It's not at all likely that there can be any
+great disproportion of age amongst children of the same household: and
+therefore, since Kant always countenanced the idea that Jupiter had
+not quite finished the upholstery of his extensive premises, as a
+comfortable residence for a man, Jupiter having, in fact, a fine family
+of mammoths, but no family at all of 'humans,' (as brother Jonathan
+calls them,) Kant was bound, _ex analogo_, to hold that any little
+precedency in the trade of living, on the part of our own mother Earth,
+could not count for much in the long run. At Newmarket, or Doncaster,
+the start is seldom mathematically true: trifling advantages will
+survive all human trials after abstract equity; and the logic of this
+case argues, that any few thousands of years by which Tellus may have
+got ahead of Jupiter, such as the having finished her Roman Empire,
+finished her Crusades, and finished her French Revolution, virtually
+amounts to little or nothing; indicates no higher proportion to the
+total scale upon which she has to run, than the few tickings of a watch
+by which one horse at the start for the Leger is in advance of another.
+When checked in our chronology by each other, it transpires that, in
+effect, we are but executing the nice manoeuvre of a start; and that the
+small matter of six thousand years, by which we may have advanced
+our own position beyond some of our planetary rivals, is but the
+outstretched neck of an uneasy horse at Doncaster. This is _one_ of the
+data overlooked by Kant; and the less excusably overlooked, because
+it was his own peculiar doctrine,--that uncle Jupiter ought to be
+considered a greenhorn. Jupiter may be a younger brother of our mamma;
+but, if he is a brother at all, he cannot be so very wide of our own
+chronology; and therefore the first _datum_ overlooked by Kant was--the
+analogy of our whole planetary system. A second datum, as it always
+occurred to myself, might reasonably enough be derived from the
+intellectual vigor of us men. If our mother could, with any show of
+reason, be considered an old decayed lady, snoring stentorously in
+her arm-chair, there would naturally be some _aroma_ of phthisis, or
+apoplexy, beginning to form about _us_, that are her children. But _is_
+there? If ever Dr. Johnson said a true word, it was when he replied to
+the Scottish judge Burnett, so well known to the world as Lord Monboddo.
+The judge, a learned man, but obstinate as a mule in certain prejudices,
+had said plaintively, querulously, piteously,--'Ah, Doctor, we are poor
+creatures, we men of the eighteenth century, by comparison with our
+forefathers!' 'Oh, no, my Lord,' said Johnson, 'we are quite as strong
+as our ancestors, and a great deal wiser.' Yes; our kick is, at least,
+as dangerous, and our logic does three times as much execution. This
+would be a complex topic to treat effectively; and I wish merely to
+indicate the opening which it offers for a most decisive order of
+arguments in such a controversy. If the Earth were on her last legs, we
+her children could not be very strong or healthy. Whereas, if there were
+less pedantry amongst us, less malice, less falsehood, and less darkness
+of prejudice, easy it would be to show, that in almost every mode of
+intellectual power, we are more than a match for the most conceited
+of elder generations, and that in some modes we have energies or arts
+absolutely and exclusively our own. Amongst a thousand indications of
+strength and budding youth, I will mention two:--Is it likely, is
+it plausible, that our Earth should just begin to find out effective
+methods of traversing land and sea, when she had a summons to leave
+both? Is it not, on the contrary, a clear presumption that the great
+career of earthly nations is but on the point of opening, that life
+is but just beginning to kindle, when the great obstacles to effectual
+locomotion, and therefore to extensive human intercourse, are first of
+all beginning to give way? Secondly, I ask peremptorily,--Does it
+stand with good sense, is it reasonable that Earth is waning, science
+drooping, man looking downward, precisely in that epoch when, first of
+all, man's eye is arming itself for looking effectively into the mighty
+depths of space? A new era for the human intellect, upon a path that
+lies amongst its most aspiring, is promised, is inaugurated, by Lord
+Rosse's almost awful telescope.
+
+What is it then that Lord Rosse has accomplished? If a man were aiming
+at dazzling by effects of rhetoric, he might reply: He has accomplished
+that which once the condition of the telescope not only refused its
+permission to hope for, but expressly bade man to despair of. What is it
+that Lord Rosse has revealed? Answer: he has revealed more by far than
+he found. The theatre to which he has introduced us, is _immeasurably_
+beyond the old one which he found. To say that he found, in the visible
+universe, a little wooden theatre of Thespis, a _tréteau_ or shed of
+vagrants, and that he presented us, at a price of toil and of _anxiety_
+that cannot be measured, with a Roman colosseum,--_that_ is to say
+nothing. It is to undertake the measurement of the tropics with the
+pocket-tape of an upholsterer. Columbus, when he introduced the Old
+World to the New, after all that can be said in his praise, did in
+fact only introduce the majority to the minority; but Lord Rosse has
+introduced the minority to the majority. There are two worlds, one
+called Ante-Rosse, and the other Post-Rosse; and, if it should come to
+voting, the latter would shockingly outvote the other. Augustus Cćsar
+made it his boast when dying, that he had found the city of Rome built
+of brick, and that he left it built of marble: _lateritiam invenit,
+marmoream reliquit_. Lord Rosse may say, even if to-day he should die,
+'I found God's universe represented for human convenience, even after
+all the sublime discoveries of Herschel, upon a globe or spherical chart
+having a radius of one hundred and fifty feet; and I left it sketched
+upon a similar chart, keeping exactly the same scale of proportions, but
+now elongating its radius into one thousand feet.' The reader of course
+understands that this expression, founded on absolute calculations of
+Dr. Nichol, is simply meant to exhibit the _relative_ dimensions of the
+_mundus Ante-Rosseanus_ and the _mundus Post-Rosseanus;_ for as to
+the _absolute_ dimensions, when stated in miles, leagues or any units
+familiar to the human experience, they are too stunning and confounding.
+If, again, they are stated in larger units, as for instance diameters of
+the earth's orbit, the unit itself that should facilitate the grasping
+of the result, and which really _is_ more manageable numerically,
+becomes itself elusive of the mental grasp: it comes in as an
+interpreter; and (as in some other cases) the interpreter is hardest to
+be understood of the two. If, finally, TIME be assumed as the exponent
+of the dreadful magnitudes, time combining itself with motion, as in the
+flight of cannon-balls or the flight of swallows, the sublimity
+becomes greater; but horror seizes upon the reflecting intellect, and
+incredulity upon the irreflective. Even a railroad generation, that
+_should_ have faith in the miracles of velocity, lifts up its hands with
+an '_Incredulus odi_!' we know that Dr. Nichol speaks the truth; but he
+_seems_ to speak falsehood. And the ignorant by-stander prays that the
+doctor may have grace given him and time for repentance; whilst his
+more liberal companion reproves his want of charity, observing that
+travellers into far countries have always had a license for lying, as
+a sort of tax or fine levied for remunerating their own risks; and
+that great astronomers, as necessarily far travellers into space, are
+entitled to a double per centage of the same Munchausen privilege.
+
+Great is the mystery of Space, greater is the mystery of Time; either
+mystery grows upon man, as man himself grows; and either seems to be a
+function of the godlike which is in man. In reality the depths and the
+heights which are in man, the depths by which he searches, the heights
+by which he aspires, are but projected and made objective externally in
+the three dimensions of space which are outside of him. He trembles at
+the abyss into which his bodily eyes look down, or look up; not knowing
+that abyss to be, not always consciously suspecting it to be, but by an
+instinct written in his prophetic heart feeling it to be, boding it to
+be, fearing it to be, and sometimes hoping it to be, the mirror to a
+mightier abyss that will one day be expanded in himself. Even as to
+the sense of space, which is the lesser mystery than time, I know not
+whether the reader has remarked that it is one which swells upon man
+with the expansion of his mind, and that it is probably peculiar to the
+mind of man. An infant of a year old, or oftentimes even older, takes no
+notice of a sound, however loud, which is a quarter of a mile removed,
+or even in a distant chamber. And brutes, even of the most enlarged
+capacities, seem not to have any commerce with distance: distance is
+probably not revealed to them except by a _presence_, viz., by some
+shadow of their own animality, which, if perceived at all, is perceived
+as a thing _present_ to their organs. An animal desire, or a deep
+animal hostility, may render sensible a distance which else would not be
+sensible; but not render it sensible _as_ a distance. Hence perhaps is
+explained, and not out of any self-oblivion from higher enthusiasm, a
+fact that often has occurred, of deer, or hares, or foxes, and the
+pack of hounds in pursuit, chaser and chased, all going headlong over a
+precipice together. Depth or height does not readily manifest itself to
+_them_; so that any _strong_ motive is sufficient to overpower the sense
+of it. Man only has a natural function for expanding on an illimitable
+sensorium, the illimitable growths of space. Man, coming to the
+precipice, reads his danger; the brute perishes: man is saved; and the
+horse is saved by his rider.
+
+But, if this sounds in the ear of some a doubtful refinement, the doubt
+applies only to the lowest degrees of space. For the highest, it is
+certain that brutes have no perception. To man is as much reserved
+the prerogative of perceiving space in its higher extensions, as of
+geometrically constructing the relations of space. And the brute is no
+more capable of apprehending abysses through his eye, than he can build
+upwards or can analyze downwards the ćrial synthesis of Geometry. Such,
+therefore, as is space for the grandeur of man's perceptions, such as is
+space for the benefit of man's towering mathematic speculations, such is
+the nature of our debt to Lord Rosse--as being the philosopher who has
+most pushed back the frontiers of our conquests upon this _exclusive_
+inheritance of man. We have all heard of a king that, sitting on the
+sea-shore, bade the waves, as they began to lave his feet, upon their
+allegiance to retire. _That_ was said not vainly or presumptuously,
+but in reproof of sycophantic courtiers. Now, however, we see in good
+earnest another man, wielding another kind of sceptre, and sitting upon
+the shores of infinity, that says to the ice which had frozen up our
+progress,--'Melt thou before my breath!' that says to the rebellious
+_nebulć_,--'Submit, and burst into blazing worlds!' that says to the
+gates of darkness,--'Roll back, ye barriers, and no longer hide from us
+the infinities of God!'
+
+ 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful.'
+
+From the days of infancy still lingers in my ears this opening of
+a prose hymn by a lady, then very celebrated, viz., the late Mrs.
+Barbauld. The hymn began by enticing some solitary infant into some
+silent garden, I believe, or some forest lawn; and the opening words
+were, 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful!' Well, and what
+beside? There is nothing beside; oh, disappointed and therefore enraged
+reader; positively this is the sum-total of what I can recall from the
+wreck of years; and certainly it is not much. Even of Sappho, though
+time has made mere ducks and drakes of her lyrics, we have rather more
+spared to us than this. And yet this trifle, simple as you think it,
+this shred of a fragment, if the reader will believe me, still
+echoes with luxurious sweetness in my ears, from some unaccountable
+hide-and-seek of fugitive childish memories; just as a marine shell,
+if applied steadily to the ear, awakens (according to the fine image
+of Landor [Footnote: 'Of Landor,' viz., in his 'Gebir;' but also of
+Wordsworth in 'The Excursion.' And I must tell the reader, that a
+contest raged at one time as to the _original property_ in this image,
+not much less keen than that between Neptune and Minerva, for the
+chancellorship of Athens.]) the great vision of the sea; places the
+listener
+
+ 'In the sun's palace-porch,
+ And murmurs as the ocean murmurs there.'
+
+Now, on some moonless night, in some fitting condition of the
+atmosphere, if Lord Rosse would permit the reader and myself to walk
+into the front drawing-room of his telescope, then, in Mrs. Barbauld's
+words, slightly varied, I might say to him,--Come, and I will show you
+what is sublime! In fact, what I am going to lay before him, from Dr.
+Nichol's work, is, or at least _would_ be, (when translated into Hebrew
+grandeur by the mighty telescope,) a step above even that object which
+some four-and-twenty years ago in the British Museum struck me as simply
+the sublimest sight which in this sight-seeing world I had seen. It was
+the Memnon's head, then recently brought from Egypt. I looked at it, as
+the reader must suppose, in order to understand the depth which I have
+here ascribed to the impression, not as a human but as a symbolic
+head; and what it symbolized to me were: 1. The peace which passeth all
+understanding. 2. The eternity which baffles and confounds all faculty
+of computation; the eternity which _had_ been, the eternity which _was_
+to be. 3. The diffusive love, not such as rises and falls upon waves of
+life and mortality, not such as sinks and swells by undulations of time,
+but a procession--an emanation from some mystery of endless dawn. You
+durst not call it a smile that radiated from the lips; the radiation was
+too awful to clothe itself in adumbrations or memorials of flesh.
+
+In _that mode_ of sublimity, perhaps, I still adhere to my first
+opinion, that nothing so great was ever beheld. The atmosphere for
+_this_, for the Memnon, was the breathlessness which belongs to a
+saintly trance; the holy thing seemed to live by silence. But there _is_
+a picture, the pendant of the Memnon, there _is_ a dreadful cartoon,
+from the gallery which has begun to open upon Lord Rosse's telescope,
+where the appropriate atmosphere for investing it must be drawn from
+another silence, from the frost and from the eternities of death. It
+is the famous _nebula_ in the constellation of Orion; famous for the
+unexampled defiance with which it resisted all approaches from the most
+potent of former telescopes; famous for its frightful magnitude and for
+the frightful depth to which it is sunk in the abysses of the heavenly
+wilderness; famous just now for the submission with which it has begun
+to render up its secrets to the all-conquering telescope; and famous
+in all time coming for the horror of the regal phantasma which it has
+perfected to eyes of flesh. Had Milton's 'incestuous mother,' with her
+fleshless son, and with the warrior angel, his father, that led the
+rebellions of heaven, been suddenly unmasked by Lord Rosse's instrument,
+in these dreadful distances before which, simply as expressions of
+resistance, the mind of man shudders and recoils, there would have been
+nothing more appalling in the exposure; in fact, it would have been
+essentially the same exposure: the same expression of power in the
+detestable phantom, the same rebellion in the attitude, the same pomp of
+malice in the features to a universe seasoned for its assaults.
+
+The reader must look to Dr. Nichol's book, at page 51, for the picture
+of this abominable apparition. But then, in order to see what _I_ see,
+the obedient reader must do what I tell him to do. Let him therefore
+view the wretch upside down. If he neglects that simple direction, of
+course I don't answer for anything that follows: without any fault of
+mine, my description will be unintelligible. This inversion being made,
+the following is the dreadful creature that will then reveal itself.
+
+_Description of the Nebula in Orion, as forced to show out by Lord
+Rosse._--You see a head thrown back, and raising its face, (or eyes, if
+eyes it had,) in the very anguish of hatred, to some unknown heavens.
+What _should_ be its skull wears what _might_ be an Assyrian tiara, only
+ending behind in a floating train. This head rests upon a beautifully
+developed neck and throat. All power being given to the awful enemy, he
+is beautiful where he pleases, in order to point and envenom his ghostly
+ugliness. The mouth, in that stage of the apocalypse which Sir John
+Herschel was able to arrest in his eighteen-inch mirror, is amply
+developed. Brutalities unspeakable sit upon the upper lip, which is
+confluent with a snout; for separate nostrils there are none. Were it
+not for this one defect of nostrils; and, even in spite of this defect,
+(since, in so mysterious a mixture of the angelic and the brutal, we may
+suppose the sense of odor to work by some compensatory organ,) one is
+reminded by the phantom's attitude of a passage, ever memorable, in
+Milton: that passage, I mean, where Death first becomes aware, soon
+after the original trespass, of his own future empire over man. The
+'meagre shadow' even smiles (for the first time and the last) on
+apprehending his own abominable bliss, by apprehending from afar the
+savor 'of mortal change on earth.'
+
+ ----'Such a scent,' (he says,) 'I draw
+ Of carnage, prey innumerable.'
+
+As illustrating the attitude of the phantom in Orion, let the reader
+allow me to quote the tremendous passage:--
+
+ 'So saying, with delight he snuff'd the smell
+ Of mortal change on earth. As when a flock
+ Of ravenous fowl, though many a league remote,
+ Against the day of battle, to a field,
+ Where armies lie encamp'd, come flying, lured
+ With scent of living carcasses design'd
+ For death, the following day, in bloody fight;
+ So scented the grim feature,
+
+[Footnote: 'So scented the grim feature,' [_feature_ is the old word for
+_form or outline that is shadowy_; and also for form (shadowy or not)
+which abstracts from the _matter_.] By the way, I have never seen it
+noticed, that Milton was indebted for the hint of this immortal passage
+to a superb line-and-a-half, in Lucan's Pharsalia.]
+
+ and upturn'd
+ His nostril wide into the murky air,
+ Sagacious of his quarry from so far.'
+
+But the lower lip, which is drawn inwards with the curve of a conch
+shell,--oh what a convolute of cruelty and revenge is _there_!
+Cruelty!--to whom? Revenge!--for what? Ask not, whisper not. Look
+upwards to other mysteries. In the very region of his temples, driving
+itself downwards into his cruel brain, and breaking the continuity of
+his diadem, is a horrid chasm, a ravine, a shaft, that many centuries
+would not traverse; and it is serrated on its posterior wall with a
+harrow that perhaps is partly hidden. From the anterior wall of this
+chasm rise, in vertical directions, two processes; one perpendicular,
+and rigid as a horn, the other streaming forward before some portentous
+breath. What these could be, seemed doubtful; but now, when further
+examinations by Sir John Herschel, at the Cape of Good Hope, have filled
+up the scattered outline with a rich umbrageous growth, one is inclined
+to regard them as the plumes of a sultan. Dressed he is, therefore, as
+well as armed. And finally comes Lord Rosse, that glorifies him with
+the jewellery [Footnote: _The jewellery of Stars_. And one thing is
+very remarkable, viz., that not only the stars justify this name of
+jewellery, as usual, by the life of their splendor, but also, in this
+case, by their arrangement. No jeweller could have set, or disposed with
+more art, the magnificent quadrille of stars which is placed immediately
+below the upright plume. There is also another, a truncated quadrille,
+wanting only the left hand star (or you might call it a bisected
+lozenge) placed on the diadem, but obliquely placed as regards the curve
+of that diadem. Two or three other arrangements are striking, though
+not equally so, both from their regularity and from their repeating each
+other, as the forms in a kaleidoscope.] of stars: he is now a vision 'to
+dream of, not to tell:' he is ready for the worship of those that
+are tormented in sleep: and the stages of his solemn uncovering by
+astronomy, first by Sir W. Herschel, secondly, by his son, and finally
+by Lord Rosse, is like the reversing of some heavenly doom, like
+the raising of the seals that had been sealed by the angel, in the
+Revelations. But the reader naturally asks, How does all this concern
+Lord Rosse's telescope on the one side, or general astronomy on the
+other? This _nebula_, he will say, seems a bad kind of fellow by your
+account; and of course it will not break my heart to hear, that he has
+had the conceit taken out of him. But in what way can _that_ affect the
+pretensions of this new instrument; or, if it did, how can the character
+of the instrument affect the general condition of a science? Besides, is
+not the science a growth from very ancient times? With great respect for
+the Earl of Rosse, is it conceivable that he, or any man, by one hour's
+working the tackle of his new instrument, can have carried any stunning
+revolutionary effect into the heart of a section so ancient in our
+mathematical physics? But the reader is to consider, that the ruins made
+by Lord Rosse, are in _sidereal_ astronomy, which is almost wholly a
+growth of modern times; and the particular part of it demolished by the
+new telescope, is almost exclusively the creation of the two Herschels,
+father and son. Laplace, it is true, adopted their views; and he
+transferred them to the particular service of our own planetary system.
+But he gave to them no new sanction, except what arises from showing
+that they would account for the appearances, as they present themselves
+to our experience at this day. That was a _negative_ confirmation; by
+which I mean, that, had their views failed in the hands of Laplace,
+then they were proved to be false; but, _not_ failing, they were not
+therefore proved to be true. It was like proving a gun; if the charge is
+insufficient, or if, in trying the strength of cast iron, timber, ropes,
+&c., the strain is not up to the rigor of the demand, you go away with
+perhaps a favorable impression as to the promises of the article; it has
+stood a moderate trial; it has stood all the trial that offered, which
+is always something; but you are still obliged to feel that, when the
+ultimate test is applied, smash may go the whole concern. Lord Rosse
+applied an ultimate test; and smash went the whole concern. Really I
+must have laughed, though all the world had been angry, when the shrieks
+and yells of expiring systems began to reverberate all the way from the
+belt of Orion; and positively at the very first broadside delivered from
+this huge four-decker of a telescope.
+
+But what was it then that went to wreck? That is a thing more easy to
+ask than to answer. At least, for my own part, I complain that some
+vagueness hangs over all the accounts of the nebular hypothesis.
+However, in this place a brief sketch will suffice.
+
+Herschel the elder, having greatly improved the telescope, began to
+observe with special attention a class of remarkable phenomena in the
+starry world hitherto unstudied, viz.: milky spots in various stages of
+diffusion. The nature of these appearances soon cleared itself up thus
+far, that generally they were found to be starry worlds, separated from
+ours by inconceivable distances, and in that way concealing at first
+their real nature. The whitish gleam was the mask conferred by the
+enormity of their remotion. This being so, it might have been supposed
+that, as was the faintness of these cloudy spots or _nebulć_, such was
+the distance. But _that_ did not follow: for in the treasury of nature
+it turned out that there were other resources for modifying the powers
+of distance, for muffling and unmuffling the voice of stars. Suppose
+a world at the distance _x_, which distance is so great as to make the
+manifestation of that world weak, milky, nebular. Now let the secret
+power that wields these awful orbs, push this world back to a double
+distance! _that_ should naturally make it paler and more dilute than
+ever: and yet by _compression_, by deeper centralization, this effect
+shall be defeated; by forcing into far closer neighborhood the stars
+which compose this world, again it shall gleam out brighter when at 2_x_
+than when at _x_. At this point of compression, let the great moulding
+power a second time push it back; and a second time it will grow faint.
+But once more let this world be tortured into closer compression, again
+let the screw be put upon it, and once again it shall shake off the
+oppression of distance as the dew-drops are shaken from a lion's mane.
+And thus in fact the mysterious architect plays at hide-and-seek with
+his worlds. 'I will hide it,' he says, 'and it shall be found again by
+man; I will withdraw it into distances that shall seem fabulous, and
+again it shall apparel itself in glorious light; a third time I will
+plunge it into aboriginal darkness, and upon the vision of man a third
+time it shall rise with a new epiphany.'
+
+But, says the objector, there is no such world; there is no world that
+has thus been driven back, and depressed from one deep to a lower
+deep. Granted: but the same effect, an illustration of the same law,
+is produced equally, whether you take four worlds, all of the same
+magnitude, and plunge them _simultaneously_ into four different abysses,
+sinking by graduated distances one below another, or take one world and
+plunge it to the same distances _successively_. So in Geology, when men
+talk of substances in different stages, or of transitional states, they
+do not mean that they have watched the same individual _stratum_ or
+_phenomenon_, exhibiting states removed from each other by depths of
+many thousand years; how could they? but they have seen one stage in
+the case A, another stage in the case B. They take, for instance, three
+objects, the same (to use the technical language of logic) generically,
+though numerically different, under separate circumstances, or in
+different stages of advance. They are one object for logic, they are
+three for human convenience. So again it might seem impossible to give
+the history of a rose tree from infancy to age: how could the same rose
+tree, at the same time, be young and old? Yet by taking the different
+developments of its flowers, even as they hang on the same tree, from
+the earliest bud to the full-blown rose, you may in effect pursue this
+vegetable growth through all its stages: you have before you the bony
+blushing little rose-bud, and the respectable 'medićval' full-blown
+rose.
+
+This point settled, let it now be remarked, that Herschel's resources
+enabled him to unmask many of these _nebulć_: stars they were, and stars
+he forced them to own themselves. Why should any decent world wear
+an _alias_? There was nothing, you know, to be ashamed of in being an
+honest cluster of stars. Indeed, they seemed to be sensible of this
+themselves, and they now yielded to the force of Herschel's arguments so
+far as to show themselves in the new character of _nebulć_ spangled with
+stars; these are the _stellar nebulć_; quite as much as you could expect
+in so short a time: Rome was not built in a day: and one must have
+some respect to stellar feelings. It was noticed, however, that where a
+bright haze, and not a weak milk-and-water haze, had revealed itself
+to the telescope, this, arising from a case of _compression_, (as
+previously explained,) required very little increase of telescopic power
+to force him into a fuller confession. He made a clean breast of it.
+But at length came a dreadful anomaly. A 'nebula' in the constellation
+_Andromeda_ turned restive: another in _Orion_, I grieve to say it,
+still more so. I confine myself to the latter. A very low power sufficed
+to bring him to a slight confession, which in fact amounted to nothing;
+the very highest would not persuade him to show a star. 'Just one,'
+said some coaxing person; 'we'll be satisfied with only one.' But no:
+he would _not_. He was hardened, 'he wouldn't _split_.' And Herschel
+was thus led, after waiting as long as flesh and blood _could_ wait,
+to infer two classes of _nebulć_; one that were stars; and another
+that were _not_ stars, nor ever were meant to be stars. Yet _that_ was
+premature: he found at last, that, though not raised to the peerage of
+stars, finally they would be so: they were the matter of stars; and by
+gradual condensation would become suns, whose atmosphere, by a similar
+process of condensing, would become planets, capable of brilliant
+literati and philosophers, in several volumes octavo. So stood the case
+for a long time; it was settled to the satisfaction of Europe that there
+were two classes of _nebulć_, one that _were_ worlds, one that were
+_not_, but only the pabulum of future worlds. Silence arose. A voice was
+heard, 'Let there be Lord Rosse!' and immediately his telescope walked
+into Orion; destroyed the supposed matter of stars; but, in return,
+created immeasurable worlds.
+
+As a hint for apprehending the delicacy and difficulty of the process in
+sidereal astronomy, let the inexperienced reader figure to himself these
+separate cases of perplexity: 1st, A perplexity where the dilemma arises
+from the collision between magnitude and distance:--is the size less, or
+the distance greater? 2dly, Where the dilemma arises between motions, a
+motion in ourselves doubtfully confounded with a motion in some external
+body; or, 3dly, Where it arises between possible positions of an object:
+is it a real proximity that we see between two stars, or simply an
+apparent proximity from lying in the same visual line, though in far
+other depths of space? As regards the first dilemma, we may suppose two
+laws, A and B, absolutely in contradiction, laid down at starting: A,
+that all fixed stars are precisely at the same _distance_; in this case
+every difference in the apparent magnitude will indicate a corresponding
+difference in the real magnitude, and will measure that difference. B,
+that all the fixed stars are precisely of the same _magnitude_; in which
+case, every variety in the size will indicate a corresponding difference
+in the distance, and will measure that difference. Nor could we imagine
+any exception to these inferences from A or from B, whichever of the two
+were assumed, unless through optical laws that might not equally affect
+objects under different circumstances; I mean, for instance, that might
+suffer a disturbance as applied under hypoth. B, to different depths in
+space, or under hypoth. A, to different arrangements of structure in the
+star. But thirdly, it is certain, that neither A nor B is the abiding
+law: and next it becomes an object by science and by instruments to
+distinguish more readily and more certainly between the cases where
+the distance has degraded the size, and the cases where the size being
+_really_ less, has caused an exaggeration of the distance: or again,
+where the size being really less, yet co-operating with a distance
+really greater, may degrade the estimate, (though travelling in a right
+direction,) below the truth; or again where the size being really less,
+yet counteracted by a distance also less, may equally disturb the truth
+of human measurements, and so on.
+
+A second large order of equivocating appearances will arise,--not as to
+magnitude, but as to motion. If it could be a safe assumption, that
+the system to which our planet is attached were absolutely fixed and
+motionless, except as regards its own _internal_ relations of movement,
+then every change outside of us, every motion that the registers of
+astronomy had established, would be objective and not subjective. It
+would be safe to pronounce at once that it was a motion in the object
+contemplated, _not_ in the subject contemplating. Or, reversely, if it
+were safe to assume as a universal law, that no motion was possible in
+the starry heavens, then every change of relations in space, between
+ourselves and them, would indicate and would measure a progress, or
+regress, on the part of our solar system, in certain known directions.
+But now, because it is not safe to rest in either assumption, the range
+of possibilities for which science has to provide, is enlarged; the
+immediate difficulties are multiplied; but with the result (as in the
+former case) of reversionally expanding the powers, and consequently the
+facilities, lodged both in the science and in the arts ministerial
+to the science. Thus, in the constellation _Cygnus_, there is a star
+gradually changing its relation to our system, whose distance from
+ourselves (as Dr. Nichol tells us) is ascertained to be about six
+hundred and seventy thousand times our own distance from the sun: that
+is, neglecting minute accuracy, about six hundred and seventy thousand
+stages of one hundred million miles each. This point being known, it
+falls within the _arts_ of astronomy to translate this apparent angular
+motion into miles; and presuming this change of relation to be not in
+the star, but really in ourselves, we may deduce the velocity of our
+course, we may enter into our _log_ daily the rate at which our whole
+solar system is running. Bessel, it seems, the eminent astronomer who
+died lately, computed this velocity to be such (viz., three times that
+of our own earth in its proper orbit) as would carry us to the star in
+forty-one thousand years. But, in the mean time, the astronomer is to
+hold in reserve some small share of his attention, some trifle of a
+side-glance, now and then, to the possibility of an error, after all, in
+the main assumption: he must watch the indications, if any such should
+arise, that not ourselves, but the star in _Cygnus_, is the real party
+concerned, in drifting at this shocking rate, with no prospect of coming
+to an anchorage. [Footnote: It is worth adding at this point, whilst the
+reader remembers without effort the numbers, viz., forty-one thousand
+years, for the time, (the space being our own distance from the sun
+repeated six hundred and seventy thousand times,) what would be the
+time required for reaching, in the _body_, that distance to which Lord
+Rosse's six feet mirror has so recently extended our _vision_. The time
+would be, as Dr. Nichol computes, about two hundred and fifty millions
+of years, supposing that our rate of travelling was about three times
+that of our earth in its orbit. Now, as the velocity is assumed to
+be the same in both cases, the ratio between the distance (already so
+tremendous) of Bessel's 61 _Cygni_, and that of Lord Rosse's farthest
+frontier, is as forty-one thousand to two hundred and fifty millions.
+This is a simple rule-of-three problem for a child. And the answer to
+it will, perhaps, convey the simplest expression of the superhuman power
+lodged in the new telescope:--as is the ratio of forty-one thousand to
+two hundred and fifty million, so is the ratio of our own distance from
+the sun multiplied by six hundred and seventy thousand, to the outermost
+limit of Lord Rosse's sidereal vision.]
+
+Another class, and a frequent one, of equivocal phenomena, phenomena
+that are reconcilable indifferently with either of two assumptions,
+though less plausibly reconciled with the one than with the other,
+concerns the position of stars that seem connected with each other by
+systematic relations, and which yet _may_ lie in very different depths
+of space, being brought into seeming connection only by the human eye.
+There have been, and there are, cases where two stars dissemble an
+interconnection which they really _have_, and other cases where they
+simulate an interconnection which they have not. All these cases of
+simulation and dissimulation torment the astronomer by multiplying his
+perplexities, and deepening the difficulty of escaping them. He cannot
+get at the truth: in many cases, magnitude and distance are in collusion
+with each other to deceive him: motion subjective is in collusion with
+motion objective; duplex systems are in collusion with fraudulent stars,
+having no real partnership whatever, but mimicking such a partnership by
+means of the limitations or errors affecting the human eye, where it can
+apply no other sense to aid or to correct itself. So that the business
+of astronomy, in these days, is no sinecure, as the reader perceives.
+And by another evidence, it is continually becoming less of a sinecure.
+Formerly, one or two men,--Tycho, suppose, or, in a later age, Cassini
+and Horrox, and Bradley, had observatories: one man, suppose, observed
+the stars for all Christendom; and the rest of Europe observed _him_.
+But now, up and down Europe, from the deep blue of Italian skies to the
+cold frosty atmospheres of St. Petersburg and Glasgow, the stars are
+conscious of being watched everywhere; and if all astronomers do not
+publish their observations, all use them in their speculations. New and
+brilliantly appointed observatories are rising in every latitude, or
+risen; and none, by the way, of these new-born observatories, is
+more interesting from the circumstances of its position, or more
+_picturesque_ to a higher organ than the eye--viz., to the human
+heart--than the New Observatory raised by the university of
+Glasgow.[Footnote: It has been reported, ever since the autumn of 1845,
+and the report is now, (August, 1846,) gathering strength, that some
+railway potentate, having taken a fancy for the ancient college of
+Glasgow, as a bauble to hang about his wife's neck, (no accounting for
+tastes,) has offered, (or _will_ offer,) such a price, that the good
+old academic lady in this her moss-grown antiquity, seriously thinks
+of taking him at his word, packing up her traps, and being off. When a
+spirit of galavanting comes across an aged lady, it is always difficult
+to know where it will stop: so, in fact, you know, she may choose to
+steam for Texas. But the present impression is, that she will
+settle down by the side of what you may call her married or settled
+daughter--the Observatory; which one would be glad to have confirmed,
+as indicating that no purpose of pleasure-seeking had been working in
+elderly minds, but the instinct of religious rest and aspiration. The
+Observatory would thus remind one of those early Christian anchorites,
+and self-exiled visionaries, that being led by almost a necessity of
+nature to take up their residence in deserts, sometimes drew after
+themselves the whole of their own neighborhood.]
+
+The New Observatory of Glasgow is now, I believe, finished; and the
+only fact connected with its history that was painful, as embodying and
+recording that Vandal alienation from science, literature, and all their
+interests, which has ever marked our too haughty and Caliph-Omar-like
+British government, lay in the circumstance that the glasses of the
+apparatus, the whole mounting of the establishment, in so far as it
+was a scientific establishment, and even the workmen for putting up
+the machinery, were imported from Bavaria. We, that once bade the world
+stand aside when the question arose about glasses, or the graduation of
+instruments, were now literally obliged to stand cap in hand, bowing to
+Mr. Somebody, successor of Frauenhofer or Frauendevil, in Munich!
+Who caused _that_, we should all be glad to know, if not the wicked
+Treasury, that killed the hen that laid the golden eggs by taxing her
+until her spine broke? It is to be hoped that, at this moment, and
+specifically for this offence, some scores of Exchequer men, chancellors
+and other rubbish, are in purgatory, and perhaps working, with
+shirt-sleeves tucked up, in purgatorial glass-houses, with very small
+allowances of beer, to defray the cost of perspiration. But why trouble
+a festal remembrance with commemorations of crimes or criminals?
+What makes the Glasgow Observatory so peculiarly interesting, is its
+position, connected with and overlooking so vast a city, having more
+than three hundred thousand inhabitants, (in spite of an American
+sceptic,) nearly all children of toil; and a city, too, which, from the
+necessities of its circumstances, draws so deeply upon that fountain of
+misery and guilt which some ordinance, as ancient as 'our father Jacob,'
+with his patriarchal well for Samaria, has bequeathed to manufacturing
+towns,--to Ninevehs, to Babylons, to Tyres. How tarnished with eternal
+canopies of smoke, and of sorrow; how dark with agitations of many
+orders, is the mighty town below! How serene, how quiet, how lifted
+above the confusion and the roar, how liberated from the strifes of
+earth, is the solemn Observatory that crowns the grounds above! And
+duly, at night, just when the toil of over-wrought Glasgow is mercifully
+relaxing, then comes the summons to the laboring astronomer. _He_ speaks
+not of the night, but of the day and the flaunting day-light, as the
+hours 'in which no man can work.' And the least reflecting of men
+must be impressed by the idea, that at wide intervals, but intervals
+scattered over Europe, whilst 'all that mighty heart' is, by sleep,
+resting from its labors, secret eyes are lifted up to heaven in
+astronomical watch-towers; eyes that keep watch and ward over spaces
+that make us dizzy to remember, eyes that register the promises of
+comets, and disentangle the labyrinths of worlds.
+
+Another feature of interest, connected with the Glasgow Observatory, is
+personal, and founded on the intellectual characteristics of the present
+professor, Dr. Nichol; in the deep meditative style of his mind seeking
+for rest, yet placed in conflict for ever with the tumultuous necessity
+in _him_ for travelling along the line of revolutionary thought, and
+following it loyally, wearied or not, to its natural home.
+
+In a sonnet of Milton, one of three connected with his own blindness,
+he distinguishes between two classes of servants that minister to
+the purposes of God. '_His_ state,' says he, meaning God's state, the
+arrangement of his regular service, 'is kingly;' that is to say, it
+resembles the mode of service established in the courts of kings;
+and, in this, it resembles that service, that there are two classes of
+ministers attending on his pleasure. For, as in the trains of kings
+are some that run without resting, night or day, to carry the royal
+messages, and also others--great lords in waiting--that move not from
+the royal gates; so of the divine retinues, some are for action only,
+some for contemplation. 'Thousands' there are that
+
+ ----'at his bidding speed,
+ And post o'er land and ocean without rest.'
+
+Others, on the contrary, motionless as statues, that share not in the
+agitations of their times, that tremble not in sympathy with the
+storms around them, but that listen--that watch--that wait--for secret
+indications to be fulfilled, or secret signs to be deciphered. And,
+of this latter class, he adds-that they, not less than the others, are
+accepted by God; or, as it is so exquisitely expressed in the closing
+line,
+
+ '_They_ also serve, that only stand and wait.'
+
+Something analogous to this one may see in the distributions of
+literature and science. Many popularize and diffuse: some reap and
+gather on their own account. Many translate, into languages fit for the
+multitude, messages which they receive from human voices: some listen,
+like Kubla Khan, far down in caverns or hanging over subterranean
+rivers, for secret whispers that mingle and confuse themselves with the
+general uproar of torrents, but which can be detected and kept apart
+by the obstinate prophetic ear, which spells into words and ominous
+sentences the distracted syllables of ćrial voices. Dr. Nichol is one
+of those who pass to and fro between these classes; and has the rare
+function of keeping open their vital communications. As a popularizing
+astronomer, he has done more for the benefit of his great science than
+all the rest of Europe combined: and now, when he notices, without
+murmur, the fact that his office of popular teacher is almost taken out
+of his hands, (so many are they who have trained of late for the duty,)
+that change has, in fact, been accomplished through knowledge, through
+explanations, through suggestions, dispersed and prompted by himself.
+
+For my own part, as one belonging to the laity, and not to the _clerus_,
+in the science of astronomy, I could scarcely have presumed to report
+minutely, or to sit in the character of dissector upon the separate
+details of Dr. Nichol's works, either this, or those which have preceded
+it, had there even been room left disposable for such a task. But in
+this view it is sufficient to have made the general acknowledgment which
+already _has_ been made, that Dr. Nichol's works, and his oral lectures
+upon astronomy, are to be considered as the _fundus_ of the knowledge on
+that science now working in this generation. More important it is, and
+more in reconciliation with the tenor of my own ordinary studies, to
+notice the philosophic spirit in which Dr. Nichol's works are framed;
+the breadth of his views, the eternal tendency of his steps in advance,
+or (if advance on that quarter, or at that point, happens to
+be absolutely walled out for the present,) the vigor of the
+_reconnoissances_ by which he examines the hostile intrenchments.
+Another feature challenges notice. In reading astronomical works, there
+arises (from old experience of what is usually most faulty) a wish
+either for the naked severities of science, with a total abstinence from
+all display of enthusiasm; or else, if the cravings of human sensibility
+are to be met and gratified, that it shall be by an enthusiasm
+unaffected and grand as its subject. Of that kind is the enthusiasm
+of Dr. Nichol. The grandeurs of astronomy are such to him who has a
+capacity for being grandly moved. They are none at all to him who has
+not. To the mean they become meannesses. Space, for example, has no
+grandeur to him who has no space in the theatre of his own brain. I know
+writers who report the marvels of velocity, &c., in such a way that
+they become insults to yourself. It is obvious that in _their_ way of
+insisting on our earth's speed in her annual orbit, they do not seek
+to exalt _her_, but to mortify _you_. And, besides, these fellows are
+answerable for provoking people into fibs:--for I remember one day, that
+reading a statement of this nature, about how many things the Earth
+had done that we could never hope to do, and about the number of cannon
+balls, harnessed as a _tandem_, which the Earth would fly past, without
+leaving time to say, _How are you off for soap?_ in vexation of heart I
+could not help exclaiming--'That's nothing: I've done a great deal more
+myself;' though, when one turns it in one's mind, you know there must be
+some inaccuracy _there_. How different is Dr. Nichol's enthusiasm from
+this hypocritical and vulgar wonderment! It shows itself not merely in
+reflecting the grandeurs of his theme, and by the sure test of detecting
+and allying itself with all the indirect grandeurs that arrange
+themselves from any distance, upon or about that centre, but by the
+manifest promptness with which Dr. Nichol's enthusiasm awakens itself
+upon _every_ road that leads to things elevating for man; or to things
+promising for knowledge; or to things which, like dubious theories
+or imperfect attempts at systematizing, though neutral as regards
+knowledge, minister to what is greater than knowledge, viz., to
+intellectual _power_, to the augmented power of handling your materials,
+though with no more materials than before. In his geological and
+cosmological inquiries, in his casual speculations, the same quality of
+intellect betrays itself; the intellect that labors in sympathy with the
+laboring _nisus_ of these gladiatorial times; that works (and sees the
+necessity of working) the apparatus of many sciences towards a composite
+result; the intellect that retires in one direction only to make head in
+another; and that already is prefiguring the route beyond the barriers,
+whilst yet the gates are locked.
+
+There was a man in the last century, and an eminent man too, who used
+to say, that whereas people in general pretended to admire astronomy as
+being essentially sublime, he for _his_ part looked upon all that sort
+of thing as a swindle; and, on the contrary, he regarded the solar
+system as decidedly vulgar; because the planets were all of them so
+infernally punctual, they kept time with such horrible precision,
+that they forced him, whether he would or no, to think of nothing but
+post-office clocks, mail-coaches, and book-keepers. Regularity may be
+beautiful, but it excludes the sublime. What he wished for was something
+like Lloyd's list.
+
+_Comets_--due 3; arrived 1. _Mercury_, when last seen, appeared to be
+distressed; but made no signals. _Pallas_ and _Vesta_, not heard of for
+some time; supposed to have foundered. _Moon_, spoken last night through
+a heavy bank of clouds; out sixteen days: all right.
+
+Now this poor man's misfortune was, to have lived in the days of mere
+planetary astronomy. At present, when our own little system, with all
+its grandeurs, has dwindled by comparison to a subordinate province, if
+any man is bold enough to say so, a poor shivering unit amongst myriads
+that are brighter, we ought no longer to talk of astronomy, but of
+_the astronomies_. There is the planetary, the cometary, the sidereal,
+perhaps also others; as, for instance, even yet the nebular; because,
+though Lord Rosse has smitten it with the son of Amram's rod, has
+made it open, and cloven a path through it, yet other and more fearful
+_nebulć_ may loom in sight, (if further improvements should be effected
+in the telescope,) that may puzzle even Lord Rosse. And when he tells
+his _famulus_--'Fire a shot at that strange fellow, and make him show
+his colors,' possibly the mighty stranger may disdain the summons. That
+would be vexatious: we should all be incensed at _that_. But no matter.
+What's a _nebula_, what's a world, more or less? In the spiritual
+heavens are many mansions: in the starry heavens, that are now unfolding
+and preparing to unfold before us, are many vacant areas upon which the
+astronomer may pitch his secret pavilion. He may dedicate himself to the
+service of the _Double Suns_; he has my license to devote his whole time
+to the quadruple system of suns in _Lyra_. Swammerdam spent his life in
+a ditch watching frogs and tadpoles; why may not an astronomer give
+nine lives, if he had them, to the watching of that awful appearance
+in _Hercules_, which pretends to some rights over our own unoffending
+system? Why may he not mount guard with public approbation, for the
+next fifty years, upon the zodiacal light, the interplanetary ether,
+and other rarities, which the professional body of astronomers would
+naturally keep (if they could) for their own private enjoyment? There
+is no want of variety now, nor in fact of irregularity: for the most
+exquisite clock-work, which from enormous distance _seems_ to go
+wrong, virtually for us _does_ go wrong; so that our friend of the last
+century, who complained of the solar system, would not need to do so any
+longer. There are anomalies enough to keep him cheerful. There are now
+even things to alarm us; for anything in the starry worlds that look
+suspicious, anything that ought _not_ to be there, is, for all purposes
+of frightening us, as good as a ghost.
+
+But of all the novelties that excite my own interest in the expanding
+astronomy of recent times, the most delightful and promising are
+those charming little pyrotechnic planetoids,[Footnote: _'Pyrotechnic
+Planetoids:'_--The reader will understand me as alluding to the periodic
+shooting stars. It is now well known, that as, upon our own poor little
+earthly ocean, we fall in with certain phenomena as we approach certain
+latitudes; so also upon the great ocean navigated by our Earth, we
+fall in with prodigious showers of these meteors at periods no longer
+uncertain, but fixed as jail-deliveries. 'These remarkable showers of
+meteors,' says Dr. Nichol, 'observed at different periods in August and
+November, seem to demonstrate the fact, that, at these periods, we have
+come in contact with two streams of such planetoids then intersecting
+the earth's orbit.' If they intermit, it is only because they are
+shifting their nodes, or points of intersection.] that variegate our
+annual course. It always struck me as most disgusting, that, in going
+round the sun, we must be passing continually over old roads, and yet
+we had no means of establishing an acquaintance with them: they might
+as well be new for every trip. Those chambers of ether, through which we
+are tearing along night and day, (for _our_ train stops at no stations,)
+doubtless, if we could put some mark upon them, must be old fellows
+perfectly liable to recognition. I suppose, _they_ never have notice to
+quit. And yet, for want of such a mark, though all our lives flying past
+them and through them, we can never challenge them as known. The same
+thing happens in the desert: one monotonous iteration of sand, sand,
+sand, unless where some miserable fountain stagnates, forbids all
+approach to familiarity: nothing is circumstantiated or differenced:
+travel it for three generations, and you are no nearer to identification
+of its parts: so that it amounts to travelling through an abstract idea.
+For the desert, really I suspect the thing is hopeless: but, as regards
+our planetary orbit, matters are mending: for the last six or seven
+years I have heard of these fiery showers, but indeed I cannot say how
+much earlier they were first noticed,[Footnote: Somewhere I have seen it
+remarked, that if, on a public road, you meet a party of four women,
+it is at least fifty to one that they are all laughing; whereas, if you
+meet an equal party of my own unhappy sex, you may wager safely that
+they are talking gravely, and that one of them is uttering the word
+_money_. Hence it must be, viz, because our sisters are too much
+occupied with the playful things of this earth, and our brothers with
+its gravities, that neither party sufficiently watches the skies. And
+_that_ accounts for a fact which often has struck myself, viz., that, in
+cities, on bright moonless nights, when some brilliant skirmishings of
+the Aurora are exhibiting, or even a luminous arch, which is a broad
+ribbon of snowy light that spans the skies, positively unless I myself
+say to people--'Eyes upwards!' not one in a hundred, male or female, but
+fails to see the show, though it may be seen _gratis_, simply because
+their eyes are too uniformly reading the earth. This downward direction
+of the eyes, however, must have been worse in former ages: because else
+it never _could_ have happened that, until Queen Anne's days, nobody
+ever hinted in a book that there _was_ such a thing, or _could_ be such
+a thing, as the Aurora Borealis; and in fact Halley had the credit of
+discovering it.] as celebrating two annual festivals--one in August, one
+in November. You are a little too late, reader, for seeing this year's
+summer festival; but that's no reason why you should not engage a good
+seat for the November meeting; which, if I recollect, is about the
+9th, or the Lord Mayor's day, and on the whole better worth seeing.
+For anything _we_ know, this may be a great day in the earth's earlier
+history; she may have put forth her original rose on this day, or tried
+her hand at a primitive specimen of wheat; or she may, in fact, have
+survived some gunpowder plot about this time; so that the meteoric
+appearance may be a kind congratulating _feu-de-joye_, on the
+anniversary of the happy event. What it is that the 'cosmogony man' in
+the 'Vicar of Wakefield' would have thought of such novelties, whether
+he would have favored us with his usual opinion upon such topics, viz.,
+that _anarchon ara kai ateleutaion to pan_, or have sported a new
+one exclusively for this occasion, may be doubtful. What it is that
+astronomers think, who are a kind of 'cosmogony men,' the reader may
+learn from Dr. Nichol, Note B, (p. 139, 140.)
+
+In taking leave of a book and a subject so well fitted to draw out
+the highest mode of that grandeur, which _can_ connect itself with
+the external, (a grandeur capable of drawing down a spiritual being to
+earth, but not of raising an earthly being to heaven,) I would wish to
+contribute my own brief word of homage to this grandeur by recalling
+from a fading remembrance of twenty-five years back a short _bravura_
+of John Paul Richter. I call it a _bravura_, as being intentionally a
+passage of display and elaborate execution; and in this sense I may
+call it partly 'my own,' that at twenty-five years' distance, (after one
+single reading,) it would not have been possible for any man to report
+a passage of this length without greatly disturbing [Footnote:
+_'Disturbing;'_--neither perhaps should I much have sought to avoid
+alterations if the original had been lying before me: for it takes the
+shape of a dream; and this most brilliant of all German writers wanted
+in that field the severe simplicity, that horror of the _too much_,
+belonging to Grecian architecture, which is essential to the perfection
+of a dream considered as a work of art. He was too elaborate, to
+realize the grandeur of the shadowy.] the texture of the composition:
+by altering, one makes it partly one's own; but it is right to mention,
+that the sublime turn at the end belongs entirely to John Paul.
+
+'God called up from dreams a man into the vestibule of heaven,
+saying,--"Come thou hither, and see the glory of my house." And to the
+servants that stood around his throne he said,--"Take him, and undress
+him from his robes of flesh: cleanse his vision, and put a new breath
+into his nostrils: only touch not with any change his human heart--the
+heart that weeps and trembles." It was done; and, with a mighty angel
+for his guide, the man stood ready for his infinite voyage; and from the
+terraces of heaven, without sound or farewell, at once they wheeled away
+into endless space. Sometimes with the solemn flight of angel wing they
+fled through Zaarrahs of darkness, through wildernesses of death, that
+divided the worlds of life: sometimes they swept over frontiers, that
+were quickening under prophetic motions from God. Then, from a distance
+that is counted only in heaven, light dawned for a time through a sleepy
+film: by unutterable pace the light swept to _them_, they by unutterable
+pace to the light: in a moment the rushing of planets was upon them: in
+a moment the blazing of suns was around them. Then came eternities of
+twilight, that revealed, but were not revealed. To the right hand and
+to the left towered mighty constellations, that by self-repetitions and
+answers from afar, that by counter-positions, built up triumphal gates,
+whose architraves, whose archways--horizontal, upright--rested, rose--at
+altitudes, by spans--that seemed ghostly from infinitude. Without
+measure were the architraves, past number were the archways, beyond
+memory the gates. Within were stairs that scaled the eternities above,
+that descended to the eternities below: above was below, below was
+above, to the man stripped of gravitating body: depth was swallowed up
+in height insurmountable, height was swallowed up in depth unfathomable.
+Suddenly as thus they rode from infinite to infinite, suddenly as thus
+they tilted over abysmal worlds, a mighty cry arose--that systems
+more mysterious, that worlds more billowy,--other heights, and other
+depths,--were coming, were nearing, were at hand. Then the man sighed,
+and stopped, shuddered and wept. His over-laden heart uttered itself in
+tears; and he said,--"Angel, I will go no farther. For the spirit of man
+aches with this infinity. Insufferable is the glory of God. Let me lie
+down in the grave from the persecutions of the infinite; for end, I
+see, there is none." And from all the listening stars that shone around
+issued a choral voice, "The man speaks truly: end there is none, that
+ever yet we heard of." "End is there none?" the angel solemnly demanded:
+"Is there indeed no end? And is this the sorrow that kills you?" But no
+voice answered, that he might answer himself. Then the angel threw up
+his glorious hands to the heaven of heavens; saying, "End is there none
+to the universe of God? Lo! also there is no Beginning."'
+
+
+NOTE.--On throwing his eyes hastily over the preceding paper, the writer
+becomes afraid that some readers may give such an interpretation to a
+few playful expressions upon the age of our earth, &c., as to class him
+with those who use geology, cosmology, &c., for purposes of attack,
+or insinuation against the Scriptures. Upon this point, therefore, he
+wishes to make a firm explanation of his own opinions, which, (whether
+right or wrong,) will liberate him, once and for all, from any such
+jealousy.
+
+It is sometimes said, that the revealer of a true religion, does
+not come amongst men for the sake of teaching truths in science, or
+correcting errors in science. Most justly is this said: but often in
+terms far too feeble. For generally these terms are such as to
+imply, that, although no function of his mission, it was yet open to
+him--although not pressing with the force of an obligation upon the
+revealer, it was yet at his discretion--if not to correct other
+men's errors, yet at least in his own person to speak with scientific
+precision. I contend that it was _not_. I contend, that to have uttered
+the truths of astronomy, of geology, &c., at the era of new-born
+Christianity, was not only _below_ the purposes of a religion, but would
+have been _against_ them. Even upon errors of a far more important class
+than any errors in science can ever be,--superstitions, for instance,
+that degraded the very idea of God; prejudices and false usages, that
+laid waste human happiness, (such as slavery and many hundreds of other
+abuses that might be mentioned,) the rule evidently acted upon by
+the Founder of Christianity was this--Given the purification of the
+fountain, once assumed that the fountains of truth are cleansed, all
+these derivative currents of evil will cleanse themselves. And the only
+exceptions, which I remember, to this rule, are two cases in which, from
+the personal appeal made to his decision, Christ would have made himself
+a party to wretched delusions, if he had not condescended to expose
+their folly. But, as a general rule, the branches of error were
+disregarded, and the roots only attacked. If, then, so lofty a station
+was taken with regard even to such errors as had moral and spiritual
+relations, how much more with regard to the comparative trifles, (as
+in the ultimate relations of human nature they are,) of merely human
+science! But, for my part, I go further, and assert, that upon three
+reasons it was impossible for any messenger from God, (or offering
+himself in that character,) for a moment to have descended into the
+communication of truth merely scientific, or economic, or worldly.
+And the reasons are these: _First_, Because it would have degraded his
+mission, by lowering it to the base level of a collision with human
+curiosity, or with petty and transitory interests. _Secondly_, Because
+it would have ruined his mission; would utterly have prostrated the free
+agency and the proper agency of that mission. He that, in those days,
+should have proclaimed the true theory of the Solar System and the
+heavenly forces, would have been shut up at once--as a lunatic likely
+to become dangerous. But suppose him to have escaped _that_; still, as
+a divine teacher, he has no liberty of caprice. He must stand to the
+promises of his own acts. Uttering the first truth of a science, he
+is pledged to the second: taking the main step, he is committed to all
+which follow. He is thrown at once upon the endless controversies which
+science in every stage provokes, and in none more than in the
+earliest. Or, if he retires as from a scene of contest that he had not
+anticipated, he retires as one confessing a human precipitance and
+a human oversight, weaknesses, venial in others, but fatal to the
+pretensions of a divine teacher. Starting besides from such pretensions,
+he could not (as others might) have the privilege of selecting
+arbitrarily or partially. If upon one science, then upon all,--if upon
+science, then upon, art,--if upon art and science, then upon _every_
+branch of social economy, upon _every_ organ of civilization, his
+reformations and advances are equally due; due as to all, if due as to
+any. To move in one direction, is constructively to undertake for all.
+Without power to retreat, he has thus thrown the intellectual interests
+of his followers into a channel utterly alien to the purposes of a
+spiritual mission.
+
+Thus far he has simply failed: but next comes a worse result; an evil,
+not negative but positive. Because, _thirdly_, to apply the light of a
+revelation for the benefit of a merely human science, which is virtually
+done by so applying the illumination of an _inspired_ teacher, is--to
+assault capitally the scheme of God's discipline and training for man.
+To improve by _heavenly_ means, if but in one solitary science--to
+lighten, if but in one solitary section, the condition of difficulty
+which had been designed for the strengthening and training of human
+faculties, is _pro tanto_ to disturb--to cancel--to contradict a
+previous purpose of God, made known by silent indications from the
+beginning of the world. Wherefore did God give to man the powers for
+contending with scientific difficulties? Wherefore did he lay a secret
+train of continual occasions, that should rise, by intervals, through
+thousands of generations, for provoking and developing those activities
+in man's intellect, if, after all, he is to send a messenger of his own,
+more than human, to intercept and strangle all these great purposes?
+When, therefore, the persecutors of Galileo, alleged that Jupiter, for
+instance, could not move in the way alleged, because then the Bible
+would have proclaimed it,--as they thus threw back upon God the burthen
+of discovery, which he had thrown upon Galileo, why did they not,
+by following out their own logic, throw upon the Bible the duty of
+discovering the telescope, or discovering the satellites of Jupiter?
+And, as no such discoveries were there, why did they not, by parity of
+logic, and for mere consistency, deny the telescope as a fact, deny the
+Jovian planets as facts? But this it is to mistake the very meaning and
+purposes of a revelation. A revelation is not made for the purpose of
+showing to idle men that which they may show to themselves, by faculties
+already given to them, if only they will exert those faculties, but for
+the purpose of showing _that_ which the moral darkness of man will
+not, without supernatural light, allow him to perceive. With disdain,
+therefore, must every considerate person regard the notion,--that God
+could wilfully interfere with his own plans, by accrediting ambassadors
+to reveal astronomy, or any other science, which he has commanded men
+to cultivate _without_ revelation, by endowing them with all the natural
+powers for doing so.
+
+Even as regards astronomy, a science so nearly allying itself to
+religion by the loftiness and by the purity of its contemplations,
+Scripture is nowhere the _parent_ of any doctrine, nor so much as the
+silent sanctioner of any doctrine. Scripture cannot become the author
+of falsehood,--though it were as to a trifle, cannot become a party to
+falsehood. And it is made impossible for Scripture to teach falsely, by
+the simple fact that Scripture, on such subjects, will not condescend to
+teach at all. The Bible adopts the erroneous language of men, (which at
+any rate it must do, in order to make itself understood,) not by way
+of sanctioning a theory, but by way of using a fact. The Bible _uses_
+(postulates) the phenomena of day and night, of summer and winter, and
+expresses them, in relation to their causes, as _men_ express them, men,
+even, that are scientific astronomers. But the results, which are all
+that concern Scripture, are equally true, whether accounted for by one
+hypothesis which is philosophically just, or by another which is popular
+and erring.
+
+Now, on the other hand, in geology and cosmology, the case is still
+stronger. _Here_ there is no opening for a compliance even with popular
+language. _Here_, where there is no such stream of apparent phenomena
+running counter (as in astronomy) to the real phenomena, neither is
+there any popular language opposed to the scientific. The whole are
+abstruse speculations, even as regards their objects, not dreamed of as
+possibilities, either in their true aspects or their false aspects,
+till modern times. The Scriptures, therefore, nowhere allude to such
+sciences, either under the shape of histories, applied to processes
+current and in movement, or under the shape of theories applied to
+processes past and accomplished. The Mosaic cosmogony, indeed, gives the
+succession of natural births; and that succession will doubtless be more
+and more confirmed and illustrated as geology advances. But as to the
+time, the duration, of this cosmogony, it is the idlest of notions that
+the Scriptures either have or could have condescended to human curiosity
+upon so awful a prologue to the drama of this world. Genesis would no
+more have indulged so mean a passion with respect to the mysterious
+inauguration of the world, than the Apocalypse with respect to its
+mysterious close. 'Yet the six _days_ of Moses!' Days! But is any man
+so little versed in biblical language as not to know that (except in the
+merely historical parts of the Jewish records) every section of time
+has a secret and separate acceptation in the Scriptures? Does an _ćon_,
+though a Grecian word, bear scripturally [either in Daniel or in Saint
+John] any sense known to Grecian ears? Do the seventy _weeks_ of the
+prophet mean weeks in the sense of human calendars? Already the Psalms,
+(xc) already St. Peter, (2d Epist.) warn us of a peculiar sense
+attached to the word _day_ in divine ears? And who of the innumerable
+interpreters understands the twelve hundred and odd days in Daniel,
+or his two thousand and odd days, to mean, by possibility, periods of
+twenty-four hours? Surely the theme of Moses was as mystical, and
+as much entitled to the benefit of mystical language, as that of the
+prophets.
+
+The sum of the matter is this:--God, by a Hebrew prophet, is sublimely
+described as _the Revealer_; and, in variation of his own expression,
+the same prophet describes him as the Being 'that knoweth the darkness.'
+Under no idea can the relations of God to man be more grandly expressed.
+But of what is he the revealer? Not surely of those things which he has
+enabled man to reveal for himself, and which he has commanded him so
+to reveal, but of those things which, were it not through special
+light from heaven, must eternally remain sealed up in the inaccessible
+darkness. On this principle we should all laugh at a revealed cookery.
+But essentially the same ridicule applies to a revealed astronomy, or a
+revealed geology. As a fact, there _is_ no such astronomy or geology: as
+a possibility, by the _a priori_ argument which I have used, (viz., that
+a revelation on such fields, would contradict _other_ machineries of
+providence,) there _can_ be no such astronomy or geology. Consequently
+there _can_ be none such in the Bible. Consequently there _is_ none.
+Consequently there can be no schism or feud upon _these_ subjects
+between the Bible and the philosophies outside. Geology is a field left
+open, with the amplest permission from above, to the widest and wildest
+speculations of man.
+
+
+
+
+MODERN SUPERSTITION
+
+
+It is said continually--that the age of miracles is past. We deny that
+it is so in any sense which implies this age to differ from all other
+generations of man except one. It is neither past, nor ought we to wish
+it past. Superstition is no vice in the constitution of man: it is
+not true that, in any philosophic view, _primus in orbe deos fecit
+timor_--meaning by _fecit_ even so much as _raised into light_. As Burke
+remarked, the _timor_ at least must be presumed to preexist, and must
+be accounted for, if not the gods. If the fear created the gods, what
+created the fear? Far more true, and more just to the grandeur of man,
+it would have been to say--_Primus in orbe deos fecit sensus infiniti_.
+Even in the lowest Caffre, more goes to the sense of a divine being than
+simply his wrath or his power. Superstition, indeed, or the sympathy
+with the invisible, is the great test of man's nature, as an earthly
+combining with a celestial. In superstition lies the possibility
+of religion. And though superstition is often injurious, degrading,
+demoralizing, it is so, not as a form of corruption or degradation,
+but as a form of non-development. The crab is harsh, and for itself
+worthless. But it is the germinal form of innumerable finer fruits: not
+apples only the most exquisite, and pears; the peach and the nectarine
+are said to have radiated from this austere stock when cultured,
+developed, and transferred to all varieties of climate. Superstition
+will finally pass into pure forms of religion as man advances. It would
+be matter of lamentation to hear that superstition had at all decayed
+until man had made corresponding steps in the purification and
+development of his intellect as applicable to religious faith. Let us
+hope that this is not so. And, by way of judging, let us throw a hasty
+eye over the modes of popular superstition. If these manifest their
+vitality, it will prove that the popular intellect does not go along
+with the bookish or the worldly (philosophic we cannot call it) in
+pronouncing the miraculous extinct. The popular feeling is all in all.
+
+This function of miraculous power, which is most widely diffused through
+Pagan and Christian ages alike, but which has the least root in the
+solemnities of the imagination, we may call the _Ovidian_. By way of
+distinction, it may be so called; and with some justice, since Ovid in
+his _Metamorphoses_ gave the first elaborate record of such a tendency
+in human superstition. It is a movement of superstition under the
+domination of human affections; a mode of spiritual awe which seeks
+to reconcile itself with human tenderness or admiration; and which
+represents supernatural power as expressing itself by a sympathy with
+human distress or passion concurrently with human sympathies, and as
+supporting that blended sympathy by a symbol incarnated with the fixed
+agencies of nature. For instance, a pair of youthful lovers perish by a
+double suicide originating in a fatal mistake, and a mistake operating
+in each case through a noble self-oblivion. The tree under which their
+meeting has been concerted, and which witnesses their tragedy, is
+supposed ever afterwards to express the divine sympathy with this
+catastrophe in the gloomy color of its fruit:--
+
+ 'At tu, quć ramis (arbor!) miserabile corpus
+ Nunc tegis unius, mox es tectura duorum,
+ Signa tene cćdis:--pullosque et luctibus aptos
+ Semper habe fructus--gemini monumenta cruoris:'
+
+Such is the dying adjuration of the lady to the tree. And the fruit
+becomes from that time a monument of a double sympathy--sympathy from
+man, sympathy from a dark power standing behind the agencies of nature,
+and speaking through them. Meantime the object of this sympathy is
+understood to be not the individual catastrophe, but the universal
+case of unfortunate love exemplified in this particular romance. The
+inimitable grace with which Ovid has delivered these early traditions
+of human tenderness, blending with human superstition, is notorious; the
+artfulness of the pervading connection, by which every tale in the long
+succession is made to arise spontaneously out of that which precedes, is
+absolutely unrivalled; and this it was, with his luxuriant gayety, which
+procured for him a preference, even with Milton, a poet so opposite by
+intellectual constitution. It is but reasonable, therefore, that this
+function of the miraculous should bear the name of _Ovidian_. Pagan it
+was in its birth; and to paganism its titles ultimately ascend. Yet we
+know that in the transitional state through the centuries succeeding to
+Christ, during which paganism and Christianity were slowly descending
+and ascending, as if from two different strata of the atmosphere, the
+two powers interchanged whatsoever they could. (See Conyer's Middleton;
+and see Blount of our own days.) It marked the earthly nature of
+paganism, that it could borrow little or nothing by organization: it
+was fitted to no expansion. But the true faith, from its vast and
+comprehensive adaptation to the nature of man, lent itself to many
+corruptions--some deadly in their tendencies, some harmless. Amongst
+these last was the Ovidian form of connecting the unseen powers moving
+in nature with human sympathies of love or reverence. The legends of
+this kind are universal and endless. No land, the most austere in its
+Protestantism, but has adopted these superstitions: and everywhere by
+those even who reject them they are entertained with some degree of
+affectionate respect. That the ass, which in its very degradation still
+retains an under-power of sublimity, [Footnote: '_An under-power of
+sublimity_.'--Everybody knows that Homer compared the Telamonian Ajax,
+in a moment of heroic endurance, to an ass. This, however, was only
+under a momentary glance from a peculiar angle of the case. But the
+Mahometan, too solemn, and also perhaps too stupid to catch the fanciful
+colors of things, absolutely by choice, under the Bagdad Caliphate,
+decorated a most favorite hero with the title of the _Ass_--which title
+is repeated with veneration to this day. The wild ass is one of the few
+animals which has the reputation of never flying from an enemy.] or of
+sublime suggestion through its ancient connection with the wilderness,
+with the Orient, with Jerusalem, should have been honored amongst
+all animals, by the visible impression upon its back of Christian
+symbols--seems reasonable even to the infantine understanding when made
+acquainted with its meekness, its patience, its suffering life, and
+its association with the founder of Christianity in one great triumphal
+solemnity. The very man who brutally abuses it, and feels a hardhearted
+contempt for its misery and its submission, has a semi-conscious feeling
+that the same qualities were possibly those which recommended it to a
+distinction, [Footnote: '_Which recommended it to a distinction_.'--It
+might be objected that the Oriental ass was often a superb animal; that
+it is spoken of prophetically as such; and that historically the Syrian
+ass is made known to us as having been used in the prosperous ages
+of Judea for the riding of princes. But this is no objection. Those
+circumstances in the history of the ass were requisite to establish its
+symbolic propriety in a great symbolic pageant of triumph. Whilst, on
+the other hand, the individual animal, there is good reason to think,
+was marked by all the qualities of the general race as a suffering and
+unoffending tribe in the animal creation. The asses on which princes
+rode were of a separate color, of a peculiar breed, and improved, like
+the English racer, by continual care.] when all things were valued
+upon a scale inverse to that of the world. Certain it is, that in all
+Christian lands the legend about the ass is current amongst the rural
+population. The haddock, again, amongst marine animals, is supposed,
+throughout all maritime Europe, to be a privileged fish; even in austere
+Scotland, every child can point out the impression of St. Peter's
+thumb, by which from age to age it is distinguished from fishes having
+otherwise an external resemblance. All domesticated cattle, having the
+benefit of man's guardianship and care, are believed throughout England
+and Germany to go down upon their knees at one particular moment of
+Christmas eve, when the fields are covered with darkness, when no eye
+looks down but that of God, and when the exact anniversary hour
+revolves of the angelic song, once rolling over the fields and flocks
+of Palestine. [Footnote: Mahometanism, which everywhere pillages
+Christianity, cannot but have its own face at times glorified by its
+stolen jewels. This solemn hour of jubilation, gathering even the brutal
+natures into its fold, recalls accordingly the Mahometan legend (which
+the reader may remember is one of those incorporated into Southey's
+_Thalaba_) of a great hour revolving once in every year, during which
+the gates of Paradise were thrown open to their utmost extent, and gales
+of happiness issued forth upon the total family of man.] The Glastonbury
+Thorn is a more local superstition; but at one time the legend was as
+widely diffused as that of Loretto, with the angelic translation of
+its sanctities: on Christmas morning, it was devoutly believed by all
+Christendom, that this holy thorn put forth its annual blossoms. And
+with respect to the aspen tree, which Mrs. Hemans very naturally mistook
+for a Welsh legend, having first heard it in Denbighshire, the popular
+faith is universal--that it shivers mystically in sympathy with the
+horror of that mother tree in Palestine which was compelled to furnish
+materials for the cross. Neither would it in this case be any objection,
+if a passage were produced from Solinus or Theophrastus, implying that
+the aspen tree had always shivered--for the tree might presumably be
+penetrated by remote presentiments, as well as by remote remembrances.
+In so vast a case the obscure sympathy should stretch, Janus-like, each
+way. And an objection of the same kind to the rainbow, considered as
+the sign or seal by which God attested his covenant in bar of all future
+deluges, may be parried in something of the same way. It was not then
+first created--true: but it was then first selected by preference,
+amongst a multitude of natural signs as yet unappropriated, and then
+first charged with the new function of a message and a ratification to
+man. Pretty much the same theory, that is, the same way of accounting
+for the natural existence without disturbing the supernatural functions,
+may be applied to the great constellation of the other hemisphere,
+called the Southern Cross. It is viewed popularly in South America, and
+the southern parts of our northern hemisphere, as the great banner, or
+gonfalon, held aloft by Heaven before the Spanish heralds of the true
+faith in 1492. To that superstitious and ignorant race it costs not an
+effort to suppose, that by some synchronizing miracle, the constellation
+had been then specially called into existence at the very moment when
+the first Christian procession, bearing a cross in their arms, solemnly
+stepped on shore from the vessels of Christendom. We Protestants know
+better: we understand the impossibility of supposing such a narrow and
+local reference in orbs, so transcendently vast as those composing the
+constellation--orbs removed from each other by such unvoyageable worlds
+of space, and having, in fact, no real reference to each other more
+than to any other heavenly bodies whatsoever. The unity of synthesis, by
+which they are composed into one figure of a cross, we know to be a mere
+accidental result from an arbitrary synthesis of human fancy. Take such
+and such stars, compose them into letters, and they will spell such a
+word. But still it was our own choice--a synthesis of our own fancy,
+originally to combine them in this way. They might be divided from
+each other, and otherwise combined. All this is true: and yet, as
+the combination does spontaneously offer itself [Footnote: '_Does
+spontaneously offer itself._'--Heber (Bishop of Calcutta) complains that
+this constellation is not composed of stars answering his expectation in
+point of magnitude. But he admits that the dark barren space around it
+gives to this inferior magnitude a very advantageous relief.] to every
+eye, as the glorious cross does really glitter for ever through the
+silent hours of a vast hemisphere, even they who are not superstitious,
+may willingly yield to the belief--that, as the rainbow was laid in
+the very elements and necessities of nature, yet still bearing a
+pre-dedication to a service which would not be called for until many
+ages had passed, so also the mysterious cipher of man's imperishable
+hopes may have been entwined and enwreathed with the starry heavens from
+their earliest creation, as a prefiguration--as a silent heraldry of
+hope through one period, and as a heraldry of gratitude through the
+other.
+
+All these cases which we have been rehearsing, taking them in the
+fullest literality, agree in this general point of union--they are all
+silent incarnations of miraculous power--miracles, supposing them to
+have been such originally, locked up and embodied in the regular
+course of nature, just as we see lineaments of faces and of forms in
+petrifactions, in variegated marbles, in spars, or in rocky strata,
+which our fancy interprets as once having been real human existences;
+but which are now confounded with the substance of a mineral product.
+Even those who are most superstitious, therefore, look upon cases of
+this order as occupying a midway station between the physical and the
+hyperphysical, between the regular course of nature and the providential
+interruption of that course. The stream of the miraculous is here
+confluent with the stream of the natural. By such legends the credulous
+man finds his superstition but little nursed; the incredulous finds his
+philosophy but little revolted. Both alike will be willing to admit, for
+instance, that the apparent act of reverential thanksgiving, in certain
+birds, when drinking, is caused and supported by a physiological
+arrangement; and yet, perhaps, both alike would bend so far to the
+legendary faith as to allow a child to believe, and would perceive a
+pure childlike beauty in believing, that the bird was thus rendering a
+homage of deep thankfulness to the universal Father, who watches for
+the safety of sparrows, and sends his rain upon the just and upon the
+unjust. In short, the faith in this order of the physico-miraculous
+is open alike to the sceptical and the non-sceptical: it is touched
+superficially with the coloring of superstition, with its tenderness,
+its humility, its thankfulness, its awe; but, on the other hand, it is
+not therefore tainted with the coarseness, with the silliness, with the
+credulity of superstition. Such a faith reposes upon the universal
+signs diffused through nature, and blends with the mysterious of natural
+grandeurs wherever found--with the mysterious of the starry heavens,
+with the mysterious of music, and with that infinite form of the
+mysterious for man's dimmest misgivings--
+
+ 'Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns.'
+
+But, from this earliest note in the ascending scale of superstitious
+faith, let us pass to a more alarming key. This first, which we have
+styled (in equity as well as for distinction) the _Ovidian_, is too
+ćrial, too allegoric, almost to be susceptible of much terror. It is the
+mere _fancy_, in a mood half-playful, half-tender, which submits to the
+belief. It is the feeling, the sentiment, which creates the faith; not
+the faith which creates the feeling. And thus far we see that modern
+feeling and Christian feeling has been to the full as operative as any
+that is peculiar to paganism; judging by the Romish _Legenda_, very
+much more so. The Ovidian illustrations, under a false superstition, are
+entitled to give the designation, as being the first, the earliest, but
+not at all as the richest. Besides that, Ovid's illustrations emanated
+often from himself individually, not from the popular mind of his
+country; ours of the same classification uniformly repose on large
+popular traditions from the whole of Christian antiquity. These again
+are agencies of the supernatural which can never have a private or
+personal application; they belong to all mankind and to all generations.
+But the next in order are more solemn; they become terrific by becoming
+personal. These comprehend all that vast body of the marvellous which is
+expressed by the word _Ominous_. On this head, as dividing itself into
+the ancient and modern, we will speak next.
+
+Everybody is aware of the deep emphasis which the Pagans laid upon words
+and upon names, under this aspect of the ominous. The name of several
+places was formally changed by the Roman government, solely with a view
+to that contagion of evil which was thought to lurk in the syllables,
+if taken significantly. Thus, the town of Maleventum, (Ill-come, as one
+might render it,) had its name changed by the Romans to Beneventum, (or
+Welcome.) _Epidamnum_ again, the Grecian Calais, corresponding to the
+Roman Dover of Brundusium, was a name that would have startled the
+stoutest-hearted Roman 'from his propriety.' Had he suffered this name
+to escape him inadvertently, his spirits would have forsaken him--he
+would have pined away under a certainty of misfortune, like a poor
+Negro of Koromantyn who is the victim of Obi.[Footnote: '_The victim
+of Obi._'--It seems worthy of notice, that this magical fascination is
+generally called Obi, and the magicians Obeah men, throughout Guinea,
+Negroland, &c.; whilst the Hebrew or Syriac word for the rites
+of necromancy, was _Ob_ or _Obh_, at least when ventriloquism was
+concerned.] As a Greek word, which it was, the name imported no ill; but
+for a Roman to say _Ibo Epidamnum_, was in effect saying, though in a
+hybrid dialect, half-Greek half-Roman, 'I will go to ruin.' The name
+was therefore changed to Dyrrachium; a substitution which quieted more
+anxieties in Roman hearts than the erection of a light-house or the
+deepening of the harbor mouth. A case equally strong, to take one out of
+many hundreds that have come down to us, is reported by Livy. There was
+an officer in a Roman legion, at some period of the Republic, who bore
+the name either of Atrius Umber or Umbrius Ater: and this man being
+ordered on some expedition, the soldiers refused to follow him. They
+did right. We remember that Mr. Coleridge used facetiously to call
+the well-known sister of Dr. Aikin, Mrs. Barbauld, 'that pleonasm of
+nakedness'--the idea of nakedness being reduplicated and reverberated
+in the _bare_ and the _bald_. This Atrius Umber might be called 'that
+pleonasm of darkness;' and one might say to him, in the words of
+Othello, 'What needs this iteration?' To serve under the Gloomy was
+enough to darken the spirit of hope; but to serve under the Black Gloomy
+was really rushing upon destruction. Yet it will be alleged that Captain
+Death was a most favorite and heroic leader in the English navy; and
+that in our own times, Admiral Coffin, though an American by birth, has
+not been unpopular in the same service. This is true: and all that can
+be said is, that these names were two-edged swords, which might be made
+to tell against the enemy as well as against friends. And possibly the
+Roman centurion might have turned his name to the same account, had he
+possessed the great Dictator's presence of mind; for he, when landing in
+Africa, having happened to stumble--an omen of the worst character, in
+Roman estimation--took out its sting by following up his own oversight,
+as if it had been intentional, falling to the ground, kissing it, and
+ejaculating that in this way he appropriated the soil.
+
+Omens of every class were certainly regarded, in ancient Rome, with a
+reverence that can hardly be surpassed. But yet, with respect to these
+omens derived from names, it is certain that our modern times have more
+memorable examples on record. Out of a large number which occur to us,
+we will cite two:--The present King of the French bore in his boyish
+days a title which he would not have borne, but for an omen of bad
+augury attached to his proper title. He was called the Duc de Chartres
+before the Revolution, whereas his proper title was Duc de Valois. And
+the origin of the change was this:--The Regent's father had been the
+sole brother of Louis Quatorze. He married for his first wife our
+English princess Henrietta, the sister of Charles II., (and through her
+daughter, by the way, it is that the house of Savoy, _i.e._ of Sardinia,
+has pretensions to the English throne.) This unhappy lady, it is too
+well established, was poisoned. Voltaire, amongst many others, has
+affected to doubt the fact; for which in his time there might be some
+excuse. But since then better evidences have placed the matter beyond
+all question. We now know both the fact, and the how, and the why. The
+Duke, who probably was no party to the murder of his young wife, though
+otherwise on bad terms with her, married for his second wife a coarse
+German princess, homely in every sense, and a singular contrast to the
+elegant creature whom he had lost. She was a daughter of the Bavarian
+Elector; ill-tempered by her own confession, self-willed, and a plain
+speaker to excess; but otherwise a woman of honest German principles.
+Unhappy she was through a long life; unhappy through the monotony as
+well as the malicious intrigues of the French court; and so much so,
+that she did her best (though without effect) to prevent her Bavarian
+niece from becoming dauphiness. She acquits her husband, however, in
+the memoirs which she left behind, of any intentional share in her
+unhappiness; she describes him constantly as a well-disposed prince.
+But whether it were, that often walking in the dusk through the numerous
+apartments of that vast mansion which her husband had so much enlarged,
+naturally she turned her thoughts to the injured lady who had presided
+there before herself; or whether it arose from the inevitable gloom
+which broods continually over mighty palaces, so much is known for
+certain, that one evening, in the twilight, she met, at a remote quarter
+of the reception-rooms, something that she conceived to be a spectre.
+What she fancied to have passed on that occasion, was never known except
+to her nearest friends; and if she made any explanations in her memoirs,
+the editor has thought fit to suppress them. She mentions only, that
+in consequence of some ominous circumstances relating to the title of
+_Valois_, which was the proper second title of the Orleans family, her
+son, the Regent, had assumed in his boyhood that of Duc de Chartres. His
+elder brother was dead, so that the superior title was open to him; but,
+in consequence of those mysterious omens, whatever they might be, which
+occasioned much whispering at the time, the great title of Valois was
+laid aside for ever as of bad augury; nor has it ever been resumed
+through a century and a half that have followed that mysterious warning;
+nor will it be resumed unless the numerous children of the present
+Orleans branch should find themselves distressed for ancient titles;
+which is not likely, since they enjoy the honors of the elder house, and
+are now the _children of France_ in a technical sense.
+
+Here we have a great European case of state omens in the eldest of
+Christian houses. The next which we shall cite is equally a state case,
+and carries its public verification along with itself. In the spring of
+1799, when Napoleon was lying before Acre, he became anxious for news
+from Upper Egypt, whither he had despatched Dessaix in pursuit of a
+distinguished Mameluke leader. This was in the middle of May. Not many
+days after, a courier arrived with favorable despatches--favorable in
+the main, but reporting one tragical occurrence on a small scale
+that, to Napoleon, for a superstitious reason, outweighed the public
+prosperity. A _djerme_, or Nile boat of the largest class, having on
+board a large party of troops and of wounded men, together with most
+of a regimental band, had run ashore at the village of Benouth. No
+case could be more hopeless. The neighboring Arabs were of the Yambo
+tribe--of all Arabs the most ferocious. These Arabs and the Fellahs
+(whom, by the way, many of our countrymen are so ready to represent
+as friendly to the French and hostile to ourselves,) had taken the
+opportunity of attacking the vessel. The engagement was obstinate; but
+at length the inevitable catastrophe could be delayed no longer. The
+commander, an Italian named Morandi, was a brave man; any fate appeared
+better than that which awaited him from an enemy so malignant. He set
+fire to the powder magazine; the vessel blew up; Morandi perished in
+the Nile; and all of less nerve, who had previously reached the shore in
+safety, were put to death to the very last man, with cruelties the
+most detestable, by their inhuman enemies. For all this Napoleon cared
+little; but one solitary fact there was in the report which struck him
+with consternation. This ill-fated _djerme_--what was it called? It was
+called _L'Italie_; and in the name of the vessel Napoleon read an augury
+of the fate which had befallen the Italian territory. Considered as a
+dependency of France, he felt certain that Italy was lost; and Napoleon
+was inconsolable. But what possible connection, it was asked, can exist
+between this vessel on the Nile and a remote peninsula of Southern
+Europe? 'No matter,' replied Napoleon; 'my presentiments never deceive
+me. You will see that all is ruined. I am satisfied that my Italy, my
+conquest, is lost to France!' So, indeed, it was. All European news had
+long been intercepted by the English cruisers; but immediately after the
+battle with the Vizier in July 1799, an English admiral first informed
+the French army of Egypt that Massena and others had lost all that
+Bonaparte had won in 1796. But it is a strange illustration of human
+blindness, that this very subject of Napoleon's lamentation--this very
+campaign of 1799--it was, with its blunders and its long equipage of
+disasters, that paved the way for his own elevation to the Consulship,
+just seven calendar months from the receipt of that Egyptian despatch;
+since most certainly, in the struggle of Brumaire 1799, doubtful and
+critical through every stage, it was the pointed contrast between _his_
+Italian campaigns and those of his successors which gave effect to
+Napoleon's pretensions with the political combatants, and which procured
+them a ratification amongst the people. The loss of Italy was essential
+to the full effect of Napoleon's previous conquest. That and the
+imbecile characters of Napoleon's chief military opponents were the true
+keys to the great revolution of Brumaire. The stone which he rejected
+became the keystone of the arch. So that, after all, he valued the omen
+falsely; though the very next news from Europe, courteously communicated
+by his English enemies, showed that he had interpreted its meaning
+rightly.
+
+These omens, derived from names, are therefore common to the ancient and
+the modern world. But perhaps, in strict logic, they ought to have been
+classed as one subdivision or variety under a much larger head, viz.
+words generally, no matter whether proper names or appellatives, as
+operative powers and agencies, having, that is to say, a charmed power
+against some party concerned from the moment that they leave the lips.
+
+Homer describes prayers as having a separate life, rising buoyantly upon
+wings, and making their way upwards to the throne of Jove. Such, but in
+a sense gloomy and terrific, is the force ascribed under a widespread
+superstition, ancient and modern, to words uttered on critical
+occasions; or to words uttered at any time, which point to critical
+occasions. Hence the doctrine of _euphaemismos_, the necessity of
+abstaining from strong words or direct words in expressing fatal
+contingencies. It was shocking, at all times of paganism, to say of a
+third person--'If he should die;' or to suppose the case that he might
+be murdered. The very word _death_ was consecrated and forbidden.
+_Si quiddam humanum passus fuerit_ was the extreme form to which men
+advanced in such cases. And this scrupulous feeling, originally founded
+on the supposed efficacy of words, prevails to this day. It is a feeling
+undoubtedly supported by good taste, which strongly impresses upon us
+all the discordant tone of all impassioned subjects, (death, religion,
+&c.,) with the common key of ordinary conversation. But good taste is
+not in itself sufficient to account for a scrupulousness so general and
+so austere. In the lowest classes there is a shuddering recoil still
+felt from uttering coarsely and roundly the anticipation of a
+person's death. Suppose a child, heir to some estate, the subject of
+conversation--the hypothesis of his death is put cautiously, under such
+forms as, 'If anything but good should happen;' 'if any change should
+occur;' 'if any of us should chance to miscarry;' and so forth. Always a
+modified expression is sought--always an indirect one. And this timidity
+arises under the old superstition still lingering amongst men, like
+that ancient awe, alluded to by Wordsworth, for the sea and its deep
+secrets--feelings that have not, no, nor ever will, utterly decay. No
+excess of nautical skill will ever perfectly disenchant the great abyss
+from its terrors--no progressive knowledge will ever medicine that dread
+misgiving of a mysterious and pathless power given to words of a certain
+import, or uttered in certain situations, by a parent, to persecuting or
+insulting children; by the victim of horrible oppression, when laboring
+in final agonies; and by others, whether cursing or blessing, who stand
+central to great passions, to great interests, or to great perplexities.
+
+And here, by way of parenthesis, we may stop to explain the force of
+that expression, so common in Scripture, '_Thou hast said it._' It is an
+answer often adopted by our Saviour; and the meaning we hold to be this:
+Many forms in eastern idioms, as well as in the Greek occasionally,
+though meant _interrogatively_, are of a nature to convey a direct
+categorical _affirmation_, unless as their meaning is modified by
+the cadence and intonation. _Art thou_, detached from this vocal and
+accentual modification, is equivalent to _thou art_. Nay, even apart
+from this accident, the popular belief authorized the notion, that
+simply to have uttered any great thesis, though unconsciously--simply to
+have united verbally any two great ideas, though for a purpose the most
+different or even opposite, had the mysterious power of realizing them
+in act. An exclamation, though in the purest spirit of sport, to a
+boy, '_You shall be our imperator_,' was many times supposed to be
+the forerunner and fatal mandate for the boy's elevation. Such words
+executed themselves. To connect, though but for denial or for mockery,
+the ideas of Jesus and the Messiah, furnished an augury that eventually
+they would be found to coincide, and to have their coincidence admitted.
+It was an _argumentum ad hominem_, and drawn from a popular faith.
+
+But a modern reader will object the want of an accompanying design or
+serious meaning on the part of him who utters the words--he never meant
+his words to be taken seriously--nay, his purpose was the very opposite.
+True: and precisely that is the reason why his words are likely to
+operate effectually, and why they should be feared. Here lies the
+critical point which most of all distinguishes this faith. Words
+took effect, not merely in default of a serious use, but exactly in
+consequence of that default. It was the chance word, the stray word,
+the word uttered in jest, or in trifling, or in scorn, or unconsciously,
+which took effect; whilst ten thousand words, uttered with purpose
+and deliberation, were sure to prove inert. One case will illustrate
+this:--Alexander of Macedon, in the outset of his great expedition,
+consulted the oracle at Delphi. For the sake of his army, had he
+been even without personal faith, he desired to have his enterprise
+consecrated. No persuasions, however, would move the priestess to enter
+upon her painful and agitating duties for the sake of obtaining the
+regular answer of the god. Wearied with this, Alexander seized the great
+lady by the arm, and using as much violence as was becoming to the two
+characters--of a great prince acting and a great priestess suffering--he
+pushed her gently backwards to the tripod on which, in her professional
+character, she was to seat herself. Upon this, in the hurry and
+excitement of the moment, the priestess exclaimed, _O pai, anixaitos
+ei--O son, thou art irresistible_; never adverting for an instant to his
+martial purposes, but simply to his personal importunities. The person
+whom she thought of as incapable of resistance, was herself, and all she
+meant _consciously_ was--O son, I can refuse nothing to one so earnest.
+But mark what followed: Alexander desisted at once--he asked for no
+further oracle--he refused it, and exclaimed joyously:--'Now then, noble
+priestess, farewell; I have the oracle--I have your answer, and better
+than any which you could deliver from the tripod. I am invincible--so
+you have declared, you cannot revoke it. True, you thought not of
+Persia--you thought only of my importunity. But that very fact is what
+ratifies your answer. In its blindness I recognise its truth. An oracle
+from a god might be distorted by political ministers of the god, as
+in time past too often has been suspected. The oracle has been said to
+_Medize_, and in my own father's time to _Philippize_. But an oracle
+delivered unconsciously, indirectly, blindly, that is the oracle
+which cannot deceive.' Such was the all-famous oracle which Alexander
+accepted--such was the oracle on which he and his army reposing went
+forth 'conquering and to conquer.'
+
+Exactly on this principle do the Turks act, in putting so high a value
+on the words of idiots. Enlightened Christians have often wondered at
+their allowing any weight to people bereft of understanding. But that is
+the very reason for allowing them weight: that very defect it is which
+makes them capable of being organs for conveying words from higher
+intelligences. A fine human intelligence cannot be a passive
+instrument--it cannot be a mere tube for conveying the words of
+inspiration: such an intelligence will intermingle ideas of its own, or
+otherwise modify what is given, and pollute what is sacred.
+
+It is also on this principle that the whole practice and doctrine of
+Sortilegy rest. Let us confine ourselves to that mode of sortilegy which
+is conducted by throwing open privileged books at random, leaving to
+chance the page and the particular line on which the oracular functions
+are thrown. The books used have varied with the caprice or the error of
+ages. Once the Hebrew Scriptures had the preference. Probably they were
+laid aside, not because the reverence for their authority decayed,
+but because it increased. In later times Virgil has been the favorite.
+Considering the very limited range of ideas to which Virgil was tied
+by his theme--a colonizing expedition in a barbarous age, no worse book
+could have been selected: [Footnote: '_No worse book could have been
+selected._'--The probable reason for making so unhappy a choice seems
+to have been that Virgil, in the middle ages, had the character of
+a necromancer, a diviner, &c. This we all know from Dante. Now, the
+original reason for this strange translation of character and functions
+we hold to have arisen from the circumstance of his maternal grandfather
+having borne the name of _Magus_. People in those ages held that a
+powerful enchanter, exorciser, &c., must have a magician amongst his
+_cognati_; the power must run in the blood, which on the maternal side
+could be undeniably ascertained. Under this preconception, they took
+Magus not for a proper name, but for a professional designation. Amongst
+many illustrations of the magical character sustained by Virgil in the
+middle ages, we may mention that a writer, about the year 1200, or the
+era of our Robin Hood, published by Montfaucon, and cited by Gibbon in
+his last volume, says of Virgil,--that '_Captus a Romanis invisibiliter
+exiit, ivitque Neapopolim_.'] so little indeed does the AEneid exhibit
+of human life in its multiformity, that much tampering with the text
+is required to bring real cases of human interest and real situations
+within the scope of any Virgilian sentence, though aided by the utmost
+latitude of accommodation. A king, a soldier, a sailor, &c., might look
+for correspondences to their own circumstances; but not many others.
+Accordingly, everybody remembers the remarkable answer which Charles I.
+received at Oxford from this Virgilian oracle, about the opening of the
+Parliamentary war. But from this limitation in the range of ideas it was
+that others, and very pious people too, have not thought it profane to
+resume the old reliance on the Scriptures. No case, indeed, can try
+so severely, or put upon record so conspicuously, this indestructible
+propensity for seeking light out of darkness--this thirst for looking
+into the future by the aid of dice, real or figurative, as the fact
+of men eminent for piety having yielded to the temptation. We give one
+instance--the instance of a person who, in _practical_ theology, has
+been, perhaps, more popular than any other in any church. Dr. Doddridge,
+in his earlier days, was in a dilemma both of conscience and of taste
+as to the election he should make between two situations, one in
+possession, both at his command. He was settled at Harborough,
+in Leicestershire, and was 'pleasing himself with the view of a
+continuance' in that situation. True, he had received an invitation to
+Northampton; but the reasons against complying seemed so strong, that
+nothing was wanting but the civility of going over to Northampton, and
+making an apologetic farewell. On the last Sunday in November of the
+year 1729, the doctor went and preached a sermon in conformity with
+those purposes. 'But,' says he, 'on the morning of that day an incident
+happened, which affected me greatly.' On the night previous, it seems,
+he had been urged very importunately by his Northampton friends to
+undertake the vacant office. Much personal kindness had concurred with
+this public importunity: the good doctor was affected; he had prayed
+fervently, alleging in his prayer, as the reason which chiefly weighed
+with him to reject the offer, that it was far beyond his forces,
+and chiefly because he was too young [Footnote: '_Because he was too
+young_'--Dr. Doddridge was born in the summer of 1702; consequently
+he was at this era of his life about twenty-seven years old, and
+consequently not so obviously entitled to the excuse of youth. But he
+pleaded his youth, not with a view to the exertions required, but to
+the _auctoritas_ and responsibilities of the situation.] and had no
+assistant. He goes on thus:--'As soon as ever this address' (meaning
+the prayer) 'was ended, I passed through a room of the house in which
+I lodged, where a child was reading to his mother, and the only words
+I heard distinctly were these, _And as thy days, so shall thy strength
+be_.' This singular coincidence between his own difficulty and a
+scriptural line caught at random in passing hastily through a room, (but
+observe, a line insulated from the context, and placed in high relief
+to his ear,) shook his resolution. Accident co-operated; a promise to
+be fulfilled at Northampton, in a certain contingency, fell due at the
+instant; the doctor was detained, this detention gave time for further
+representations; new motives arose, old difficulties were removed, and
+finally the doctor saw, in all this succession of steps, the first of
+which, however, lay in the _Sortes Biblicć_, clear indications of a
+providential guidance. With that conviction he took up his abode at
+Northampton, and remained there for the next thirty-one years, until he
+left it for his grave at Lisbon; in fact, he passed at Northampton the
+whole of his public life. It must, therefore, be allowed to stand upon
+the records of sortilegy, that in the main direction of his life--not,
+indeed, as to its spirit, but as to its form and local connections--a
+Protestant divine of much merit, and chiefly in what regards practice,
+and of the class most opposed to superstition, took his determining
+impulse from a variety of the _Sortes Virgilianć_.
+
+This variety was known in early times to the Jews--as early, indeed, as
+the era of the Grecian Pericles, if we are to believe the Talmud. It
+is known familiarly to this day amongst Polish Jews, and is called
+_Bathcol_, or the _daughter of a voice_; the meaning of which
+appellation is this:--The _Urim and Thummim_, or oracle in the
+breast-plate of the high priest, spoke directly from God. It was,
+therefore, the original or mother-voice. But about the time of Pericles,
+that is, exactly one hundred years before the time of Alexander the
+Great, the light of prophecy was quenched in Malachi or Haggai; and
+the oracular jewels in the breast-plate became simultaneously dim.
+Henceforwards the mother-voice was heard no longer: but to this
+succeeded an imperfect or daughter-voice, (_Bathcol_,) which lay in the
+first words happening to arrest the attention at a moment of perplexity.
+An illustration, which has been often quoted from the Talmud, is to the
+following effect:--Rabbi Tochanan, and Rabbi Simeon Ben Lachish, were
+anxious about a friend, Rabbi Samuel, six hundred miles distant on
+the Euphrates. Whilst talking earnestly together on this subject in
+Palestine, they passed a school; they paused to listen: it was a child
+reading the first book of Samuel; and the words which they caught were
+these--_And Samuel died_. These words they received as a _Bath-col_: and
+the next horseman from the Euphrates brought word accordingly that
+Rabbi Samuel had been gathered to his fathers at some station on the
+Euphrates.
+
+Here is the very same case, the same _Bath-col_ substantially, which
+we have cited from Orton's _Life of Doddridge_. And Du Cange himself
+notices, in his Glossary, the relation which this bore to the Pagan
+_Sortes_. 'It was,' says he, 'a fantastical way of divination, invented
+by the Jews, not unlike the _Sortes Virgilianć_ of the heathens. For, as
+with them the first words they happened to dip into in the works of that
+poet were a kind of oracle whereby they predicted future events,--so,
+with the Jews, when they appealed to _Bath-col_, the first words they
+heard from any one's mouth were looked upon as a voice from Heaven
+directing them in the matter they inquired about.'
+
+If the reader imagines that this ancient form of the practical
+miraculous is at all gone out of use, even the example of Dr. Doddridge
+may satisfy him to the contrary. Such an example was sure to authorize a
+large imitation. But, even apart from that, the superstition is common.
+The records of conversion amongst felons and other ignorant persons
+might be cited by hundreds upon hundreds to prove that no practice is
+more common than that of trying the spiritual fate, and abiding by the
+import of any passage in the Scriptures which may first present itself
+to the eye. Cowper, the poet, has recorded a case of this sort in his
+own experience. It is one to which all the unhappy are prone. But a mode
+of questioning the oracles of darkness, far more childish, and, under
+some shape or other, equally common amongst those who are prompted by
+mere vacancy of mind, without that determination to sacred fountains
+which is impressed by misery, may be found in the following extravagant
+silliness of Rousseau, which we give in his own words--a case for which
+he admits that he himself would have _shut up_ any other man (meaning in
+a lunatic hospital) whom he had seen practising the same absurdities:--
+
+'Au milieu de mes études et d'une vie innocente autant qu'on la puisse
+mener, et malgré tout ce qu'on m'avoit pu dire, la peur de l'Enfer
+m'agitoit encore. Souvent je me demandois--En quel état suis-je? Si je
+mourrois ŕ l'instant męme, _serois-je damné_? Selon mes Jansénistes, [he
+had been reading the books of the Port Royal,] la chose est indubitable:
+mais, selon ma conscience, il me paroissoit que non. Toujours craintif
+et flottant dans cette cruelle incertitude, j'avois recours (pour en
+sortir) aux expédients les plus risibles, et pour lesquels je ferois
+volontiers enfermer un homme si je lui en voyois faire autant. ... Un
+jour, ręvant ŕ ce triste sujet, je m'exerçois machinalement ŕ lancer
+les pierres contre les troncs des arbres; et cela avec mon addresse
+ordinaire, c'est-ŕ-dire sans presque jamais en toucher aucun. Tout au
+milieu de ce bel exercise, je m'avisai de faire une espčce de pronostic
+pour calmer mon inquiétude. Je me dis--je m'en vais jeter cette pierre
+contre l'arbre qui est vis-ŕ-vis de moi: si je le touche, signe de
+salut: si je le manque, signe de damnation. Tout en disant ainsi, je
+jette ma pierre d'une main tremblante, et avec un horrible battement
+de coeur, mais si heureusement qu'elle va frapper au beau-milieu de
+l'arbre: ce qui véritablement n'étoit pas difficile: car j'avois eu soin
+de le choisir fort gros et fort prčs. _Depuis lors je n'ai plus doubté
+de mon salut._ Je ne sais, en me rappelant ce trait, si je dois rire ou
+gémir sur moimęme.'--_Les Confessions, Partie I. Livre VI._
+
+Now, really, if Rousseau thought fit to try such tremendous appeals
+by taking 'a shy' at any random object, he should have governed his
+sortilegy (for such it may be called) with something more like equity.
+Fair play is a jewel: and in such a case, a man is supposed to play
+against an adverse party hid in darkness. To shy at a cow within six
+feet distance gives no chance at all to his dark antagonist. A pigeon
+rising from a trap at a suitable distance might be thought a _sincere_
+staking of the interest at issue: but, as to the massy stem of a tree
+'fort gros et fort prčs'--the sarcasm of a Roman emperor applies, that
+to miss under such conditions implied an original genius for stupidity,
+and to hit was no trial of the case. After all, the sentimentalist had
+youth to plead in apology for this extravagance. He was hypochondriacal;
+he was in solitude; and he was possessed by gloomy imaginations from the
+works of a society in the highest public credit. But most readers will
+be aware of similar appeals to the mysteries of Providence, made in
+public by illustrious sectarians, speaking from the solemn station of a
+pulpit. We forbear to quote cases of this nature, though really existing
+in print, because we feel that the blasphemy of such anecdotes is more
+revolting and more painful to pious minds than the absurdity is amusing.
+Meantime it must not be forgotten, that the principle concerned,
+though it may happen to disgust men when associated with ludicrous
+circumstances, is, after all, the very same which has latently governed
+very many modes of ordeal, or judicial inquiry; and which has been
+adopted, blindly, as a moral rule, or canon, equally by the blindest of
+the Pagans, the most fanatical of the Jews, and the most enlightened of
+the Christians. It proceeds upon the assumption that man by his actions
+puts a question to Heaven; and that Heaven answers by the event. Lucan,
+in a well known passage, takes it for granted that the cause of Cćsar
+had the approbation of the gods. And why? Simply from the event. It was
+notoriously the triumphant cause. It was victorious, (_victrix_ causa
+Deis placuit; sed _victa_ Catoni.) It was the '_victrix_ causa;' and,
+_as_ such, simply because it was 'victrix,' it had a right in his eyes
+to postulate the divine favor as mere matter of necessary interference:
+whilst, on the other hand, the _victa causa_, though it seemed to Lucan
+sanctioned by human virtue in the person of Cato, stood unappealably
+condemned. This mode of reasoning may strike the reader as merely Pagan.
+Not at all. In England, at the close of the Parliamentary war, it was
+generally argued--that Providence had decided the question against the
+Royalists by the mere fact of the issue. Milton himself, with all his
+high-toned morality, uses this argument as irrefragable: which is odd,
+were it only on this account--that the issue ought necessarily to have
+been held for a time as merely hypothetic, and liable to be set aside
+by possible counter-issues through one generation at the least. But
+the capital argument against such doctrine is to be found in the
+New Testament. Strange that Milton should overlook, and strange that
+moralists in general have overlooked, the sudden arrest given to this
+dangerous but most prevalent mode of reasoning by the Founder of our
+faith. He first, he last, taught to his astonished disciples the new
+truth--at that time the astounding truth--that no relation exists
+between the immediate practical events of things on the one side, and
+divine sentences on the other. There was no presumption, he teaches
+them, against a man's favor with God, or that of his parents, because he
+happened to be afflicted to extremity with bodily disease. There was no
+shadow of an argument for believing a party of men criminal objects
+of heavenly wrath because upon them, by fatal preference, a tower had
+fallen, and because _their_ bodies were exclusively mangled. How little
+can it be said that Christianity has yet developed the fulness of its
+power, when kings and senates so recently acted under a total oblivion
+of this great though novel Christian doctrine, and would do so still,
+were it not that religious arguments have been banished by the progress
+of manners from the field of political discussion.
+
+But, quitting this province of the ominous, where it is made the object
+of a direct personal inquest, whether by private or by national trials,
+or the sortilegy of events, let us throw our eyes over the broader field
+of omens, as they offer themselves spontaneously to those who do not
+seek, or would even willingly evade them. There are few of these,
+perhaps none, which are not universal in their authority, though every
+land in turn fancies them (like its proverbs) of local prescription and
+origin. The death-watch extends from England to Cashmere, and across
+India diagonally to the remotest nook of Bengal, over a three thousand
+miles' distance from the entrance of the Indian Punjaub. A hare crossing
+a man's path on starting in the morning, has been held in all countries
+alike to prognosticate evil in the course of that day. Thus, in the
+_Confessions of a Thug_, (which is partially built on a real judicial
+document, and everywhere conforms to the usages of Hindostan,) the
+hero of the horrid narrative [Footnote: '_The hero of the horrid
+narrative_.'--Horrid it certainly is; and one incident in every case
+gives a demoniacal air of coolness to the hellish atrocities, viz the
+regular forwarding of the _bheels_, or grave-diggers. But else the tale
+tends too much to monotony; and for a reason which ought to have checked
+the author in carrying on the work to three volumes, namely, that
+although there is much dramatic variety in the circumstances of the
+several cases, there is none in the catastrophes. The brave man and the
+coward, the erect spirit fighting to the last, and the poor
+creature that despairs from the first,--all are confounded in one
+undistinguishing end by sudden strangulation. This was the original
+defect of the plan. The sudden surprise, and the scientific noosing as
+with a Chilian _lasso_, constituted in fact a main feature of Thuggee.
+But still, the gradual theatrical arrangement of each Thug severally by
+the side of a victim, must often have roused violent suspicion, and that
+in time to intercept the suddenness of the murder. Now, for the sake
+of the dramatic effect, this interception ought more often to have been
+introduced, else the murders are but so many blind surprises as if in
+sleep.] charges some disaster of his own upon having neglected such an
+omen of the morning. The same belief operated in Pagan Italy. The same
+omen announced to Lord Lindsay's Arab attendants in the desert the
+approach of some disaster, which partially happened in the morning. And
+a Highlander of the 42d Regiment, in his printed memoirs, notices
+the same harbinger of evil as having crossed his own path on a day of
+personal disaster in Spain.
+
+Birds are even more familiarly associated with such ominous warnings.
+This chapter in the great volume of superstition was indeed cultivated
+with unusual solicitude amongst the Pagans--_ornithomancy_ grew into an
+elaborate science. But if every rule and distinction upon the number
+and the position of birds, whether to the right or the left, had been
+collected from our own village matrons amongst ourselves, it would
+appear that no more of this Pagan science had gone to wreck than must
+naturally follow the difference between a believing and a disbelieving
+government. Magpies are still of awful authority in village life,
+according to their number, &c.; for a striking illustration of which we
+may refer the reader to Sir Walter Scott's _Demonology_, reported not
+at second-hand, but from Sir Walter's personal communication with some
+seafaring fellow-traveller in a stage-coach.
+
+Among the ancient stories of the same class is one which we shall
+repeat--having reference to that Herod Agrippa, grandson of Herod the
+Great, before whom St. Paul made his famous apology at Cćsarea. This
+Agrippa, overwhelmed by debts, had fled from Palestine to Rome in
+the latter years of Tiberius. His mother's interest with the widow of
+Germanicus procured him a special recommendation to her son Caligula.
+Viewing this child and heir of the popular Germanicus as the rising sun,
+Agrippa had been too free in his language. True, the uncle of Germanicus
+was the reigning prince; but he was old, and breaking up. True, the
+son of Germanicus was not yet on the throne; but he soon would be;
+and Agrippa was rash enough to call the Emperor a _superannuated old
+fellow_, and even to wish for his death. Sejanus was now dead and gone;
+but there was no want of spies: and a certain Macro reported his words
+to Tiberius. Agrippa was in consequence arrested; the Emperor himself
+condescending to point out the noble Jew to the officer on duty. The
+case was a gloomy one, if Tiberius should happen to survive much longer:
+and the story of the omen proceeds thus:--'Now Agrippa stood in his
+bonds before the Imperial palace, and in his affliction leaned against
+a certain tree, upon the boughs of which it happened that a bird
+had alighted which the Romans call _bubo_, or the owl. All this was
+steadfastly observed by a German prisoner, who asked a soldier what
+might be the name and offence of that man habited in purple. Being told
+that the man's name was Agrippa, and that he was a Jew of high rank, who
+had given a personal offence to the Emperor, the German asked permission
+to go near and address him; which being granted, he spoke thus:--"This
+disaster, I doubt not, young man, is trying to your heart; and
+perhaps you will not believe me when I announce to you beforehand the
+providential deliverance which is impending. However, this much I will
+say--and for my sincerity let me appeal to my native gods, as well as
+to the gods of this Rome, who have brought us both into trouble--that
+no selfish objects prompt me to this revelation--for a revelation it
+is--and to the following effect:--It is fated that you shall not long
+remain in chains. Your deliverance will be speedy; you shall be raised
+to the very highest rank and power; you shall be the object of as much
+envy as now you are of pity; you shall retain your prosperity till
+death; and you shall transmit that prosperity to your children.
+But"--and there the German paused. Agrippa was agitated; the bystanders
+were attentive; and after a time, the German, pointing solemnly to the
+bird, proceeded thus:--"But this remember heedfully--that, when next you
+see the bird which now perches above your head, you will have only five
+days longer to live! This event will be surely accomplished by that same
+mysterious god who has thought fit to send the bird as a warning sign;
+and you, when you come to your glory, do not forget me that foreshadowed
+it in your humiliation."' The story adds, that Agrippa affected to laugh
+when the German concluded; after which it goes on to say, that in a few
+weeks, being delivered by the death of Tiberius; being released from
+prison by the very prince on whose account he had incurred the risk;
+being raised to a tetrarchy, and afterwards to the kingdom of all Judea;
+coming into all the prosperity which had been promised to him by the
+German; and not losing any part of his interest at Rome through the
+assassination of his patron Caligula--he began to look back respectfully
+to the words of the German, and forwards with anxiety to the second
+coming of the bird. Seven years of sunshine had now slipped away as
+silently as a dream. A great festival, shows and vows, was on the point
+of being celebrated in honor of Claudius Cćsar, at Strato's Tower,
+otherwise called Cćsarea, the Roman metropolis of Palestine. Duty and
+policy alike required that the king of the land should go down and unite
+in this mode of religious homage to the emperor. He did so; and on the
+second morning of the festival, by way of doing more conspicuous honor
+to the great solemnity, he assumed a very sumptuous attire of silver
+armor, burnished so highly as to throw back a dazzling glare from the
+sun's morning beams upon the upturned eyes of the vast multitude around
+him. Immediately from the sycophantish part of the crowd, of whom a
+vast majority were Pagans, ascended a cry of glorification as to some
+manifestation of Deity. Agrippa, gratified by this success of his new
+apparel, and by this flattery, not unusual in the case of kings, had not
+the firmness (though a Jew, and conscious of the wickedness, greater in
+himself than in the heathen crowd,) to reject the blasphemous homage.
+Voices of adoration continued to ascend; when suddenly, looking upward
+to the vast awnings prepared for screening the audience from the noonday
+heats, the king perceived the same ominous bird which he had seen at
+Rome in the day of his affliction, seated quietly, and looking down upon
+himself. In that same moment an icy pang shot through his intestines.
+He was removed into the palace; and at the end of five days, completely
+worn out by pain, Agrippa expired in the 54th year of his age, and the
+seventh of his sovereign power.
+
+Whether the bird, here described as an owl, was really such, may be
+doubted, considering the narrow nomenclature of the Romans for all
+zoological purposes, and the total indifference of the Roman mind to
+all distinctions in natural history which are not upon the very largest
+scale. We should much suspect that the bird was a magpie. Meantime,
+speaking of ornithoscopy in relation to Jews, we remember another
+story in that subdivision of the subject which it may be worth while
+repeating; not merely on its own account, as wearing a fine oriental
+air, but also for the correction which it suggests to a very common
+error.
+
+In some period of Syrian warfare, a large military detachment was
+entering at some point of Syria from the desert of the Euphrates. At
+the head of the whole array rode two men of some distinction: one was an
+augur of high reputation, the other was a Jew called Mosollam, a man
+of admirable beauty, a matchless horseman, an unerring archer, and
+accomplished in all martial arts. As they were now first coming within
+enclosed grounds, after a long march in the wilderness, the augur was
+most anxious to inaugurate the expedition by some considerable omen.
+Watching anxiously, therefore, he soon saw a bird of splendid plumage
+perching on a low wall. 'Halt!' he said to the advanced guard: and all
+drew up in a line. At that moment of silence and expectation, Mosollam,
+slightly turning himself in his saddle, drew his bow-string to his ear;
+his Jewish hatred of Pagan auguries burned within him; his inevitable
+shaft went right to its mark, and the beautiful bird fell dead. The
+augur turned round in fury. But the Jew laughed at him. 'This bird, you
+say, should have furnished us with omens of our future fortunes. But had
+he known anything of his own, he would never have perched where he did,
+or have come within the range of Mosollam's archery. How should that
+bird know our destiny, who did not know that it was his own to be shot
+by Mosollam the Jew?'
+
+Now, this is a most common but a most erroneous way of arguing. In
+a case of this kind, the bird was not supposed to have any conscious
+acquaintance with futurity, either for his own benefit or that of
+others. But even where such a consciousness may be supposed, as in the
+case of oneiromancy, or prophecy by means of dreams, it must be
+supposed limited, and the more limited in a personal sense as they are
+illimitable in a sublime one. Who imagines that, because a Daniel or
+Ezekiel foresaw the grand revolutions of the earth, therefore they must
+or could have foreseen the little details of their own ordinary life?
+And even descending from that perfect inspiration to the more doubtful
+power of augury amongst the Pagans, (concerning which the most eminent
+of theologians have held very opposite theories,) one thing is certain,
+that, so long as we entertain such pretensions, or discuss them at all,
+we must take them with the principle of those who professed such arts,
+not with principles of our own arbitrary invention.
+
+One example will make this clear:--There are in England [Footnote:
+'_There are in England_'--Especially in Somersetshire, and for twenty
+miles round Wrington, the birthplace of Locke. Nobody sinks for wells
+without their advice. We ourselves knew an amiable and accomplished
+Scottish family, who, at an estate called Belmadrothie, in memory of
+a similar property in Ross shire, built a house in Somersetshire, and
+resolved to find water without help from the jowser. But after sinking
+to a greater depth than ever had been known before, and spending nearly
+Ł200, they were finally obliged to consult the jowser, who found water
+at once.] a class of men who practise the Pagan rhabdomancy in a limited
+sense. They carry a rod or rhabdos (_rhabdos_) of willow: this they
+hold horizontally; and by the bending of the rod towards the ground
+they discover the favorable places for sinking wells; a matter of
+considerable importance in a province so ill-watered as the northern
+district of Somersetshire, &c. These people are locally called
+_jowsers_; and it is probable, that from the suspicion with which their
+art has been usually regarded amongst people of education, as a mere
+legerdemain trick of Dousterswivel's, is derived the slang word to
+_chouse_ for _swindle_. Meantime, the experimental evidences of a real
+practical skill in these men, and the enlarged compass of speculation
+in these days, have led many enlightened people to a Stoic _epochey_, or
+suspension of judgment, on the reality of this somewhat mysterious art.
+Now, in the East, there are men who make the same pretensions in a
+more showy branch of the art. It is not water, but treasures which they
+profess to find by some hidden kind of rhabdomancy. The very existence
+of treasures with us is reasonably considered a thing of improbable
+occurrence. But in the unsettled East, and with the low valuation of
+human life wherever Mahometanism prevails, insecurity and other causes
+must have caused millions of such deposits in every century to have
+perished as to any knowledge of survivors. The sword has been moving
+backwards and forwards, for instance, like a weaver's shuttle, since
+the time of Mahmoud the Ghaznevide, [Footnote: Mahmood of Ghizni, which,
+under the European name of Ghaznee, was so recently taken in one hour by
+our Indian army under Lord Keane Mahmood was the first Mahometan invader
+of Hindostan.] in Anno Domini 1000, in the vast regions between the
+Tigris, the Oxus, and the Indus. Regularly as it approached, gold and
+jewels must have sunk by whole harvests into the ground. A certain
+per centage has been doubtless recovered: a larger per centage has
+disappeared for ever. Hence naturally the jealousy of barbarous
+Orientals that we Europeans, in groping amongst pyramids, sphynxes, and
+tombs, are looking for buried treasures. The wretches are not so wide
+astray in what they believe as in what they disbelieve. The treasures do
+really exist which they fancy; but then also the other treasures in the
+glorious antiquities have that existence for our sense of beauty which
+to their brutality is inconceivable. In these circumstances, why should
+it surprise us that men will pursue the science of discovery as
+a regular trade? Many discoveries of treasure are doubtless made
+continually, which, for obvious reasons, are communicated to nobody.
+Some proportion there must be between the sowing of such grain as
+diamonds or emeralds, and the subsequent reaping, whether by accident or
+by art. For, with regard to the last, it is no more impossible, _prima
+fronte_, that a substance may exist having an occult sympathy with
+subterraneous water or subterraneous gold, than that the magnet should
+have a sympathy (as yet occult) with the northern pole of our planet.
+
+The first flash of careless thought applied to such a case will suggest,
+that men holding powers of this nature need not offer their services for
+hire to others. And this, in fact, is the objection universally urged by
+us Europeans as decisive against their pretensions. Their knavery, it
+is fancied, stands self-recorded; since, assuredly, they would not be
+willing to divide their subterranean treasures, if they knew of any.
+But the men are not in such self-contradiction as may seem. Lady
+Hester Stanhope, from the better knowledge she had acquired of Oriental
+opinions, set Dr. Madden right on this point. The Oriental belief is
+that a fatality attends the appropriator of a treasure in any case where
+he happens also to be the discoverer. Such a person, it is held, will
+die soon, and suddenly--so that he is compelled to seek his remuneration
+from the wages or fees of his employers, not from the treasure itself.
+
+Many more secret laws are held sacred amongst the professors of that art
+than that which was explained by Lady Hester Stanhope. These we shall
+not enter upon at present: but generally we may remark, that the same
+practices of subterranean deposits, during our troubled periods in
+Europe, led to the same superstitions. And it may be added, that the
+same error has arisen in both cases as to some of these superstitions.
+How often must it have struck people of liberal feelings, as a
+scandalous proof of the preposterous value set upon riches by poor men,
+that ghosts should popularly be supposed to rise and wander for the sake
+of revealing the situations of buried treasures. For ourselves, we have
+been accustomed to view this popular belief in the light of an argument
+for pity rather than for contempt towards poor men, as indicating the
+extreme pressure of that necessity which could so have demoralized their
+natural sense of truth. But certainly, in whatever feelings originating,
+such popular superstitions as to motives of ghostly missions did seem to
+argue a deplorable misconception of the relation subsisting between the
+spiritual world and the perishable treasures of this perishable world.
+Yet, when we look into the Eastern explanations of this case, we find
+that it is meant to express, not any overvaluation of riches, but
+the direct contrary passion. A human spirit is punished--such is the
+notion--punished in the spiritual world for excessive attachment to
+gold, by degradation to the office of its guardian; and from this office
+the tortured spirit can release itself only by revealing the treasure
+and transferring the custody. It is a penal martyrdom, not an elective
+passion for gold, which is thus exemplified in the wanderings of a
+treasure-ghost.
+
+But, in a field where of necessity we are so much limited, we willingly
+pass from the consideration of these treasure or _khasne_ phantoms
+(which alone sufficiently ensure a swarm of ghostly terrors for all
+Oriental ruins of cities,) to the same marvellous apparitions, as they
+haunt other solitudes even more awful than those of ruined cities. In
+this world there are two mighty forms of perfect solitude--the ocean and
+the desert: the wilderness of the barren sands, and the wilderness of
+the barren waters. Both are the parents of inevitable superstitions--of
+terrors, solemn, ineradicable, eternal. Sailors and the children of the
+desert are alike overrun with spiritual hauntings, from accidents of
+peril essentially connected with those modes of life, and from the
+eternal spectacle of the infinite. Voices seem to blend with the raving
+of the sea, which will for ever impress the feeling of beings more than
+human: and every chamber of the great wilderness which, with little
+interruption, stretches from the Euphrates to the western shores of
+Africa, has its own peculiar terrors both as to sights and sounds. In
+the wilderness of Zin, between Palestine and the Red Sea, a section of
+the desert well known in these days to our own countrymen, bells are
+heard daily pealing for matins, or for vespers, from some phantom
+convent that no search of Christian or of Bedouin Arab has ever been
+able to discover. These bells have sounded since the Crusades. Other
+sounds, trumpets, the _Alala_ of armies, &c., are heard in other regions
+of the Desert. Forms, also, are seen of more people than have any
+right to be walking in human paths: sometimes forms of avowed terror;
+sometimes, which is a case of far more danger, appearances that mimic
+the shapes of men, and even of friends or comrades. This is a case
+much dwelt on by the old travellers, and which throws a gloom over the
+spirits of all Bedouins, and of every cafila or caravan. We all know
+what a sensation of loneliness or 'eeriness' (to use an expressive term
+of the ballad poetry) arises to any small party assembling in a
+single room of a vast desolate mansion: how the timid among them fancy
+continually that they hear some remote door opening, or trace the sound
+of suppressed footsteps from some distant staircase. Such is the feeling
+in the desert, even in the midst of the caravan. The mighty solitude is
+seen: the dread silence is anticipated which will succeed to this brief
+transit of men, camels, and horses. Awe prevails even in the midst of
+society: but, if the traveller should loiter behind from fatigue, or
+be so imprudent as to ramble aside--should he from any cause once lose
+sight of his party, it is held that his chance is small of recovering
+their traces. And why? Not chiefly from the want of footmarks where the
+wind effaces all impressions in half an hour, or of eyemarks where all
+is one blank ocean of sand, but much more from the sounds or the visual
+appearances which are supposed to beset and to seduce all insulated
+wanderers.
+
+Everybody knows the superstitions of the ancients about the
+_Nympholeptoi_, or those who had seen Pan. But far more awful and gloomy
+are the existing superstitions, throughout Asia and Africa, as to the
+perils of those who are phantom-haunted in the wilderness. The old
+Venetian traveller Marco Polo states them well: he speaks, indeed, of
+the Eastern or Tartar deserts; the steppes which stretch from European
+Russia to the footsteps of the Chinese throne; but exactly the same
+creed prevails amongst the Arabs, from Bagdad to Suez and Cairo--from
+Rosetta to Tunis--Tunis to Timbuctoo or Mequinez. 'If, during the
+daytime,' says he, 'any person should remain behind until the caravan is
+no longer in sight, he hears himself unexpectedly called to by name,
+and in a voice with which he is familiar. Not doubting that the voice
+proceeds from some of his comrades, the unhappy man is beguiled from the
+right direction; and soon finding himself utterly confounded as to the
+path, he roams about in distraction until he perishes miserably. If,
+on the other hand, this perilous separation of himself from the caravan
+should happen at night, he is sure to hear the uproar of a great
+cavalcade a mile or two to the right or left of the true track. He is
+thus seduced on one side: and at break of day finds himself far removed
+from man. Nay, even at noon-day, it is well known that grave and
+respectable men to all appearance will come up to a particular
+traveller, will bear the look of a friend, and will gradually lure him
+by earnest conversation to a distance from the caravan; after which the
+sounds of men and camels will be heard continually at all points but the
+true one; whilst an insensible turning by the tenth of an inch at each
+separate step from the true direction will very soon suffice to set the
+traveller's face to the opposite point of the compass from that which
+his safety requires, and which his fancy represents to him as his
+real direction. Marvellous, indeed, and almost passing belief, are the
+stories reported of these desert phantoms, which are said at times
+to fill the air with choral music from all kinds of instruments, from
+drums, and the clash of arms: so that oftentimes a whole caravan are
+obliged to close up their open ranks, and to proceed in a compact line
+of march.'
+
+Lord Lindsay, in his very interesting travels in Egypt, Edom, &c.,
+agrees with Warton in supposing (and probably enough) that from this
+account of the desert traditions in Marco Polo was derived Milton's fine
+passage in Comus:--
+
+ 'Of calling shapes, and beckoning shadows dire,
+ And aery tongues that syllable men's names
+ On sands, and shores, and desert wildernesses.'
+
+But the most remarkable of these desert superstitions, as suggested by
+the mention of Lord Lindsay, is one which that young nobleman, in some
+place which we cannot immediately find, has noticed, but which he only
+was destined by a severe personal loss immediately to illustrate. Lord
+L. quotes from Vincent le Blanc an anecdote of a man in his own caravan,
+the companion of an Arab merchant, who disappeared in a mysterious
+manner. Four Moors, with a retaining fee of 100 ducats, were sent in
+quest of him, but came back _re infecta_. 'And 'tis uncertain,' adds Le
+Blanc, 'whether he was swallowed up in the sands, or met his death by
+any other misfortune; as it often happens, by the relation of a merchant
+then in our company, who told us, that two years before, traversing the
+same journey, a comrade of his, going a little aside from the company,
+saw three men who called him by his name; and one of them, to his
+thinking, favored very much his companion; and, as he was about to
+follow them, his real companion calling him to come back to his company,
+he found himself deceived by the others, and thus was saved. And all
+travellers in these parts hold, that in the deserts are many such
+phantasms seen, that strive to seduce the traveller.' Thus far it is
+the traveller's own fault, warned as he is continually by the extreme
+anxiety of the Arab leaders or guides, with respect to all who stray to
+any distance, if he is duped or enticed by these pseudo-men: though,
+in the case of Lapland dogs, who ought to have a surer instinct of
+detection for counterfeits, we know from Sir Capel de Broke and others,
+that they are continually wiled away by the wolves who roam about the
+nightly encampments of travellers. But there is a secondary disaster,
+according to the Arab superstition, awaiting those whose eyes are once
+opened to the discernment of these phantoms. To see them, or to hear
+them, even where the traveller is careful to refuse their lures, entails
+the certainty of death in no long time. This is another form of that
+universal faith which made it impossible for any man to survive a bodily
+commerce, by whatever sense, with a spiritual being. We find it in the
+Old Testament, where the expression, 'I have seen God and shall die,'
+means simply a supernatural being; since no Hebrew believed it possible
+for a nature purely human to sustain for a moment the sight of the
+Infinite Being. We find the same faith amongst ourselves, in case
+of _doppelgänger_ becoming apparent to the sight of those whom they
+counterfeit; and in many other varieties. We modern Europeans, of
+course, laugh at these superstitions; though, as La Place remarks,
+(_Essai sur les Probabilités_,) any case, however apparently incredible,
+if it is a recurrent case, is as much entitled to a fair valuation as if
+it had been more probable beforehand.[Footnote: _'Is as much entitled
+to a fair valuation, under the lans of induction, as if it had been
+more probable beforehand'_--One of the cases which La Place notices as
+entitled to a grave consideration, but which would most assuredly be
+treated as a trivial phenomenon, unworthy of attention, by commonplace
+spectators, is--when a run of success, with no apparent cause, takes
+place on heads or tails, (_pile ou croix_) Most people dismiss such a
+case as pure accident. But La Place insists on its being duly valued
+as a fact, however unaccountable as an effect. So again, if in a large
+majority of experiences like those of Lord Lindsay's party in the
+desert, death should follow, such a phenomenon is as well entitled
+to its separate valuation as any other.] This being premised, we who
+connect superstition with the personal result, are more impressed by the
+disaster which happened to Lord Lindsay, than his lordship, who either
+failed to notice the _nexus_ between the events, or possibly declined to
+put the case too forward in his reader's eye, from the solemnity of the
+circumstances, and the private interest to himself and his own family,
+of the subsequent event. The case was this:--Mr. William Wardlaw Ramsay,
+the companion (and we believe relative) of Lord Lindsay, a man whose
+honorable character, and whose intellectual accomplishments speak for
+themselves, in the posthumus memorabilia of his travels published
+by Lord L., had seen an array of objects in the desert, which facts
+immediately succeeding demonstrated to have been a mere ocular _lusus_,
+or (according to Arab notions) phantoms. During the absence from home of
+an Arab sheikh, who had been hired as conductor of Lord Lindsay's party,
+a hostile tribe (bearing the name of Tellaheens) had assaulted and
+pillaged his tents. Report of this had reached the English travelling
+party; it was known that the Tellaheens were still in motion, and a
+hostile rencounter was looked for for some days. At length, in crossing
+the well known valley of the _Wady Araba_, that most ancient channel of
+communication between the Red Sea and Judea, &c., Mr. Ramsay saw, to his
+own entire conviction, a party of horse moving amongst some sand-hills.
+Afterwards it became certain, from accurate information, that this must
+have been a delusion. It was established, that no horseman _could_ have
+been in that neighborhood at that time. Lord Lindsay records the case
+as an illustration of 'that spiritualized tone the imagination naturally
+assumes, in scenes presenting so little sympathy with the ordinary
+feelings of humanity;' and he reports the case in these pointed
+terms:--'Mr. Ramsay, a man of remarkably strong sight, and by no means
+disposed to superstitious credulity, distinctly saw a party of horse
+moving among the sand-hills; and I do not believe he was ever able
+to divest himself of that impression.' No--and, according to Arab
+interpretation, very naturally so; for, according to their faith, he
+really _had_ seen the horsemen; phantom horseman certainly, but
+still objects of sight. The sequel remains to be told--by the Arabian
+hypothesis, Mr. Ramsay had but a short time to live--he was under a
+secret summons to the next world. And accordingly, in a few weeks after
+this, whilst Lord Lindsay had gone to visit Palmyra, Mr. Ramsay died at
+Damascus.
+
+This was a case exactly corresponding to the Pagan _nympholepsis_--he
+had seen the beings whom it is not lawful to see and live. Another case
+of Eastern superstition, not less determined, and not less remarkably
+fulfilled, occurred some years before to Dr. Madden, who travelled
+pretty much in the same route as Lord Lindsay. The doctor, as a
+phrenologist, had been struck with the very singular conformation of
+a skull which he saw amongst many others on an altar in some Syrian
+convent. He offered a considerable sum in gold for it; but it was by
+repute the skull of a saint; and the monk with whom Dr. M. attempted to
+negotiate, not only refused his offers, but protested that even for the
+doctor's sake, apart from the interests of the convent, he could not
+venture on such a transfer: for that, by the tradition attached to it,
+the skull would endanger any vessel carrying it from the Syrian shore:
+the vessel might escape; but it would never succeed in reaching any but
+a Syrian harbor. After this, for the credit of our country, which
+stands so high in the East, and should be so punctiliously tended by all
+Englishmen, we are sorry to record that Dr. Madden (though otherwise a
+man of scrupulous honor) yielded to the temptation of substituting for
+the saint's skull another less remarkable from his own collection. With
+this saintly relic he embarked on board a Grecian ship; was alternately
+pursued and met by storms the most violent; larboard and starboard, on
+every quarter, he was buffeted; the wind blew from every point of the
+compass; the doctor honestly confesses that he often wished this baleful
+skull back in safety on the quiet altar from which he took it; and
+finally, after many days of anxiety, he was too happy in finding himself
+again restored to some oriental port, from which he secretly vowed
+never again to sail with a saint's skull, or with any skull, however
+remarkable phrenologically, not purchased in an open market.
+
+Thus we have pursued, through many of its most memorable sections,
+the spirit of the miraculous as it moulded and gathered itself in
+the superstitions of Paganism; and we have shown that, in the modern
+superstitions of Christianity, or of Mahometanism, (often enough
+borrowed from Christian sources,) there is a pretty regular
+correspondence. Speaking with a reference to the strictly popular
+belief, it cannot be pretended for a moment, that miraculous agencies
+are slumbering in modern ages. For one superstition of that nature which
+the Pagans had, we can produce twenty. And if, from the collation of
+numbers, we should pass to that of quality, it is a matter of notoriety,
+that from the very philosophy of Paganism, and its slight root in the
+terrors or profounder mysteries of spiritual nature, no comparison
+could be sustained for a moment between the true religion and any mode
+whatever of the false. Ghosts we have purposely omitted, because that
+idea is so peculiarly Christian [Footnote: '_Because that idea is so
+peculiarly Christian_'--One reason, additional to the main one, why the
+idea of a ghost could not be conceived or reproduced by Paganism,
+lies in the fourfold resolution of the human nature at death, viz.--1.
+_corpus_; 2. _manes_; 3. _spiritus_; 4. _anima_. No reversionary
+consciousness, no restitution of the total nature, sentient and active,
+was thus possible. Pliny has a story which looks like a ghost story; but
+it is all moonshine--a mere _simulacrum_.] as to reject all counterparts
+or affinities from other modes of the supernatural. The Christian ghost
+is too awful a presence, and with too large a substratum of the real,
+the impassioned, the human, for our present purposes. We deal chiefly
+with the wilder and more ćrial forms of superstition; not so far off
+from fleshly nature as the purely allegoric--not so near as the penal,
+the purgatorial, the penitential. In this middle class, 'Gabriel's
+hounds'--the 'phantom ship'--the gloomy legends of the charcoal burners
+in the German forests--and the local or epichorial superstitions from
+every district of Europe, come forward by thousands, attesting the high
+activity of the miraculous and the hyperphysical instincts, even in this
+generation, wheresoever the voice of the people makes itself heard.
+
+But in Pagan times, it will be objected, the popular superstitions
+blended themselves with the highest political functions, gave a sanction
+to national counsels, and oftentimes gave their starting point to the
+very primary movements of the state. Prophecies, omens, miracles, all
+worked concurrently with senates or princes. Whereas in our days,
+says Charles Lamb, the witch who takes her pleasure with the moon, and
+summons Beelzebub to her sabbaths, nevertheless trembles before the
+beadle, and hides herself from the overseer. Now, as to the witch, even
+the horrid Canidia of Horace, or the more dreadful Erichtho of Lucan,
+seems hardly to have been much respected in any era. But for the
+other modes of the supernatural, they have entered into more frequent
+combinations with state functions and state movements in our modern ages
+than in the classical age of Paganism. Look at prophecies, for example:
+the Romans had a few obscure oracles afloat, and they had the Sibylline
+books under the state seal. These books, in fact, had been kept so long,
+that, like port wine superannuated, they had lost their flavor and body.
+[Footnote: '_Like port wine superannuated, the Sibylline books had lost
+their flavor and their body_.'--There is an allegoric description in
+verse, by Mr. Rogers, of an ice-house, in which winter is described as
+a captive, &c., which is memorable on this account, that a brother
+poet, on reading the passage, mistook it, (from not understanding
+the allegorical expressions,) either sincerely or maliciously, for a
+description of the house-dog. Now, this little anecdote seems to embody
+the poor Sibyl's history,--from a stern icy sovereign, with a petrific
+mace, she lapsed into an old toothless mastiff. She continued to snore
+in her ancient kennel for above a thousand years. The last person who
+attempted to stir her up with a long pole, and to extract from her
+paralytic dreaming some growls or snarls against Christianity, was
+Aurelian, in a moment of public panic. But the thing was past all
+tampering. The poor creature could neither be kicked nor coaxed into
+vitality.] On the other hand, look at France. Henry the historian,
+speaking of the fifteenth century, describes it as a national infirmity
+of the English to be prophecy-ridden. Perhaps there never was any
+foundation for this as an exclusive remark; but assuredly not in the
+next century. There had been with us British, from the twelfth century,
+Thomas of Ercildoune in the north, and many monkish local prophets for
+every part of the island; but latterly England had no terrific prophet,
+unless, indeed Nixon of the Vale Royal in Cheshire, who uttered his
+dark oracles sometimes with a merely Cestrian, sometimes with a national
+reference. Whereas in France, throughout the sixteenth century, every
+principal event was foretold successively, with an accuracy that still
+shocks and confounds us. Francis the First, who opens the century, (and
+by many is held to open the book of _modern history_, as distinguished
+from the middle or _feudal_ history,) had the battle of Pavia
+foreshown to him, not by name, but in its results--by his own Spanish
+captivity--by the exchange for his own children upon a frontier river
+of Spain--finally, by his own disgraceful death, through an infamous
+disease conveyed to him under a deadly circuit of revenge. This king's
+son, Henry the Second, read some years _before_ the event a description
+of that tournament, on the marriage of the Scottish Queen with his
+eldest son, Francis II., which proved fatal to himself, through the
+awkwardness of the Compte de Montgomery and his own obstinacy. After
+this, and we believe a little after the brief reign of Francis II.,
+arose Nostradamus, the great prophet of the age. All the children of
+Henry II. and of Catharine de Medici, one after the other, died in
+circumstances of suffering and horror, and Nostradamus pursued the
+whole with ominous allusions. Charles IX., though the authorizer of the
+Bartholomew massacre, was the least guilty of his party, and the only
+one who manifested a dreadful remorse. Henry III., the last of the
+brothers, died, as the reader will remember, by assassination. And all
+these tragic successions of events are still to be read more or less
+dimly prefigured in verses of which we will not here discuss the dates.
+Suffice it, that many authentic historians attest the good faith of the
+prophets; and finally, with respect to the first of the Bourbon dynasty,
+Henry IV., who succeeded upon the assassination of his brother-in-law,
+we have the peremptory assurance of Sully and other Protestants,
+countersigned by writers both historical and controversial, that not
+only was he prepared, by many warnings, for his own tragical death--not
+only was the day, the hour prefixed--not only was an almanac sent to
+him, in which the bloody summer's day of 1610 was pointed out to his
+attention in bloody colors; but the mere record of the king's last
+afternoon shows beyond a doubt the extent and the punctual limitation of
+his anxieties. In fact, it is to this attitude of listening expectation
+in the king, and breathless waiting for the blow, that Schiller alludes
+in that fine speech of Wallenstein to his sister, where he notices the
+funeral knells that sounded continually in Henry's ears, and, above all,
+his prophetic instinct, that caught the sound from a far distance of his
+murderer's motions, and could distinguish, amidst all the tumult of a
+mighty capital, those stealthy steps
+
+ ----'Which even then were seeking him
+ Throughout the streets of Paris.'
+
+We profess not to admire Henry the Fourth of France, whose secret
+character we shall, on some other occasion, attempt to expose. But his
+resignation to the appointments of Heaven, in dismissing his guards, as
+feeling that against a danger so domestic and so mysterious, all fleshly
+arms were vain, has always struck us as the most like magnanimity of
+anything in his very theatrical life.
+
+Passing to our own country, and to the times immediately in succession,
+we fall upon some striking prophecies, not verbal but symbolic, if we
+turn from the broad highway of public histories, to the by-paths of
+private memories. Either Clarendon it is, in his Life (not his public
+history), or else Laud, who mentions an anecdote connected with the
+coronation of Charles I., (the son-in-law of the murdered Bourbon,)
+which threw a gloom upon the spirits of the royal friends, already
+saddened by the dreadful pestilence which inaugurated the reign of this
+ill-fated prince, levying a tribute of one life in sixteen from the
+population of the English metropolis. At the coronation of Charles, it
+was discovered that all London would not furnish the quantity of purple
+velvet required for the royal robes and the furniture of the throne.
+What was to be done? Decorum required that the furniture should be
+all _en suite_. Nearer than Genoa no considerable addition could
+be expected. That would impose a delay of 150 days. Upon mature
+consideration, and chiefly of the many private interests that would
+suffer amongst the multitudes whom such a solemnity had called up from
+the country, it was resolved to robe the King in _white_ velvet. But
+this, as it afterwards occurred, was the color in which victims were
+arrayed. And thus, it was alleged, did the King's council establish an
+augury of evil. Three other ill omens, of some celebrity, occurred to
+Charles I., viz., on occasion of creating his son Charles a knight of
+the Bath, at Oxford some years after; and at the bar of that tribunal
+which sat in judgment upon him.
+
+The reign of his second son, James II., the next reign that could be
+considered an unfortunate reign, was inaugurated by the same evil omens.
+The day selected for the coronation (in 1685) was a day memorable for
+England--it was St. George's day, the 23d of April, and entitled,
+even on a separate account, to be held a sacred day as the birthday of
+Shakspeare in 1564, and his deathday in 1616. The King saved a sum of
+sixty thousand pounds by cutting off the ordinary cavalcade from the
+Tower of London to Westminster. Even this was imprudent. It is well
+known that, amongst the lowest class of the English, there is an
+obstinate prejudice (though unsanctioned by law) with respect to the
+obligation imposed by the ceremony of coronation. So long as this
+ceremony is delayed, or mutilated, they fancy that their obedience is
+a matter of mere prudence, liable to be enforced by arms, but not
+consecrated either by law or by religion. The change made by James was,
+therefore, highly imprudent; shorn of its antique traditionary usages,
+the yoke of conscience was lightened at a moment when it required a
+double ratification. Neither was it called for on motives of economy,
+for James was unusually rich. This voluntary arrangement was, therefore,
+a bad beginning; but the accidental omens were worse. They are thus
+reported by Blennerhassett, (History of England to the end of George
+I., Vol. iv., p. 1760, printed at Newcastle-upon-Tyne: 1751.) 'The
+crown being too little for the King's head, was often in a tottering
+condition, and like to fall off.' Even this was observed attentively
+by spectators of the most opposite feelings. But there was another
+simultaneous omen, which affected the Protestant enthusiasts, and the
+superstitious, whether Catholic or Protestant, still more alarmingly.
+'The same day the king's arms, pompously painted in the great altar
+window of a London church, suddenly fell down without apparent cause,
+and broke to pieces, whilst the rest of the window remained standing.
+Blennerhassett mutters the dark terrors which possessed himself and
+others.' 'These,' says he, 'were reckoned ill omens to the king.'
+
+In France, as the dreadful criminality of the French sovereigns through
+the 17th century began to tell powerfully, and reproduce itself in the
+miseries and tumults of the French populace through the 18th century, it
+is interesting to note the omens which unfolded themselves at intervals.
+A volume might be written upon them. The French Bourbons renewed the
+picture of that fatal house which in Thebes offered to the Grecian
+observers the spectacle of dire auguries, emerging from darkness through
+three generations, _ŕ plusieurs reprises_. Everybody knows the fatal
+pollution of the marriage pomps on the reception of Marie Antoinette in
+Paris; the numbers who perished are still spoken of obscurely as to the
+amount, and with shuddering awe for the unparalleled horrors standing in
+the background of the fatal reign--horrors
+
+ 'That hush'd in grim repose, await their evening prey.'
+
+But in the life of Goethe is mentioned a still more portentous (though
+more shadowy) omen in the pictorial decorations of the arras which
+adorned the pavilion on the French frontier; the first objects which met
+the Austrian Archduchess on being hailed as Dauphiness, was a succession
+of the most tragic groups from the most awful section of the Grecian
+theatre. The next alliance of the same kind between the same great
+empires, in the persons of Napoleon and the Archduchess Marie Louisa,
+was overshadowed by the same unhappy omens, and, as we all remember,
+with the same unhappy results, within a brief period of five years.
+
+Or, if we should resort to the fixed and monumental rather than to these
+auguries of great nations--such, for instance, as were embodied in those
+_Palladia_, or protesting talismans, which capital cities, whether Pagan
+or Christian, glorified through a period of twenty-five hundred years,
+we shall find a long succession of these enchanted pledges, from the
+earliest precedent of Troy (whose palladium was undoubtedly a talisman)
+down to that equally memorable, and bearing the same name, at Western
+Rome. We may pass, by a vast transition of two and a half millennia,
+to that great talisman of Constantinople, the triple serpent, (having
+perhaps an original reference to the Mosaic serpent of the wilderness,
+which healed the infected by the simple act of looking upon it, as the
+symbol of the Redeemer, held aloft upon the Cross for the deliverance
+from moral contagion.) This great consecrated talisman, venerated
+equally by Christian, by Pagan, and by Mahometan, was struck on the head
+by Mahomet the Second, on that same day, May 29th of 1453, in which
+he mastered by storm this glorious city, the bulwark of eastern
+Christendom, and the immediate rival of his own European throne at
+Adrianople. But mark the superfetation of omens--omen supervening
+upon omen, augury engrafted upon augury. The hour was a sad one for
+Christianity; just 720 years before the western horn of Islam had been
+rebutted in France by the Germans, chiefly under Charles Martel. But now
+it seemed as though another horn, even more vigorous, was preparing
+to assault Christendom and its hopes from the eastern quarter. At this
+epoch, in the very hour of triumph, when the last of the Cćsars had
+glorified his station, and sealed his testimony by martyrdom, the
+fanatical Sultan, riding to his stirrups in blood, and wielding that
+iron mace which had been his sole weapon, as well as cognizance, through
+the battle, advanced to the column, round which the triple serpent
+roared spirally upwards. He smote the brazen talisman; he shattered one
+head; he left it mutilated as the record of his great revolution; but
+crush it, destroy it, he did not--as a symbol prefiguring the fortunes
+of Mahometanism, his people noticed, that in the critical hour of fate,
+which stamped the Sultan's acts with efficacy through ages, he had been
+prompted by his secret genius only to 'scotch the snake,' not to crush
+it. Afterwards the fatal hour was gone by; and this imperfect augury has
+since concurred traditionally with the Mahometan prophecies about the
+Adrianople gate of Constantinople, to depress the ultimate hopes of
+Islam in the midst of all its insolence. The very haughtiest of the
+Mussulmans believe that the gate is already in existence, through which
+the red Giaours (the _Russi_) shall pass to the conquest of Stamboul;
+and that everywhere, in Europe at least, the hat of Frangistan is
+destined to surmount the turban--the crescent must go down before the
+cross.
+
+
+
+
+COLERIDGE AND OPIUM-EATING.
+
+
+What is the deadest of things earthly? It is, says the world, ever
+forward and rash--'a door-nail!' But the world is wrong. There is a
+thing deader than a door-nail, viz., Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I. Dead,
+more dead, most dead, is Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I.; and this
+upon more arguments than one. The book has clearly not completed its
+elementary act of respiration; the _systole_ of Vol. I. is absolutely
+useless and lost without the _diastole_ of that Vol. II., which is never
+to exist. That is one argument, and perhaps this second argument is
+stronger. Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I., deals rashly, unjustly, and
+almost maliciously, with some of our own particular friends; and yet,
+until late in this summer, _Anno Domini_ 1844, we--that is, neither
+ourselves nor our friends--ever heard of its existence. Now a sloth,
+even without the benefit of Mr. Waterton's evidence to his character,
+will travel faster than that. But malice, which travels fastest of
+all things, must be dead and cold at starting, when it can thus have
+lingered in the rear for six years; and therefore, though the world
+was so far right, that people _do_ say, 'Dead as a door-nail,' yet,
+henceforward, the weakest of these people will see the propriety of
+saying--'Dead as Gillman's Coleridge.'
+
+The reader of experience, on sliding over the surface of this opening
+paragraph, begins to think there's mischief singing in the upper air.
+'No, reader, not at all. We never were cooler in our days. And this we
+protest, that, were it not for the excellence of the subject, _Coleridge
+and Opium-Eating_, Mr. Gillman would have been dismissed by us
+unnoticed. Indeed, we not only forgive Mr. Gillman, but we have
+a kindness for him; and on this account, that he was good, he was
+generous, he was most forbearing, through twenty years, to poor
+Coleridge, when thrown upon his hospitality. An excellent thing _that_,
+Mr. Gillman, till, noticing the theme suggested by this unhappy Vol.
+I., we are forced at times to notice its author, Nor is this to be
+regretted. We remember a line of Horace never yet properly translated,
+viz:--
+
+ 'Nec scutica dignum horribili sectere flagello.'
+
+The true translation of which, as we assure the unlearned reader,
+is--'Nor must you pursue with the horrid knout of Christopher that man
+who merits only a switching.' Very true. We protest against all attempts
+to invoke the exterminating knout; for _that_ sends a man to the
+hospital for two months; but you see that the same judicious poet, who
+dissuades an appeal to the knout, indirectly recommends the switch,
+which, indeed, is rather pleasant than otherwise, amiably playful
+in some of its little caprices, and in its worst, suggesting only a
+pennyworth of diachylon.
+
+We begin by professing, with hearty sincerity, our fervent admiration
+of the extraordinary man who furnishes the theme for Mr. Gillman's
+_coup-d'essai_ in biography. He was, in a literary sense, our
+brother--for he also was amongst the contributors to _Blackwood_--and
+will, we presume, take his station in that Blackwood gallery of
+portraits, which, in a century hence, will possess more interest for
+intellectual Europe than any merely martial series of portraits, or any
+gallery of statesmen assembled in congress, except as regards one or two
+leaders; for defunct major-generals, and secondary diplomatists,
+when their date is past, awake no more emotion than last year's
+advertisements, or obsolete directories; whereas those who, in a stormy
+age, have swept the harps of passion, of genial wit, or of the wrestling
+and gladiatorial reason, become more interesting to men when they can no
+longer be seen as bodily agents, than even in the middle chorus of that
+intellectual music over which, living, they presided.
+
+Of this great camp Coleridge was a leader, and fought amongst the
+_primipili_; yet, comparatively, he is still unknown. Heavy, indeed, are
+the arrears still due to philosophic curiosity on the real merits,
+and on the separate merits, of Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Coleridge as a
+poet--Coleridge as a philosopher! How extensive are those questions,
+if those were all! and upon neither question have we yet any
+investigation--such as, by compass of views, by research, or even by
+earnestness of sympathy with the subject, can, or ought to satisfy, a
+philosophic demand. Blind is that man who can persuade himself that the
+interest in Coleridge, taken as a total object, is becoming an obsolete
+interest. We are of opinion that even Milton, now viewed from a distance
+of two centuries, is still inadequately judged or appreciated in
+his character of poet, of patriot and partisan, or, finally, in his
+character of accomplished scholar. But, if so, how much less can it
+be pretended that satisfaction has been rendered to the claims of
+Coleridge? for, upon Milton, libraries have been written. There has been
+time for the malice of men, for the jealousy of men, for the enthusiasm,
+the scepticism, the adoring admiration of men, to expand themselves!
+There has been room for a Bentley, for an Addison, for a Johnson, for a
+wicked Lauder, for an avenging Douglas, for an idolizing Chateaubriand;
+and yet, after all, little enough has been done towards any
+comprehensive estimate of the mighty being concerned. Piles of materials
+have been gathered to the ground; but, for the monument which should
+have risen from these materials, neither the first stone has been laid,
+nor has a qualified architect yet presented his credentials. On the
+other hand, upon Coleridge little, comparatively, has yet been written,
+whilst the separate characters on which the judgment is awaited, are
+more by one than those which Milton sustained. Coleridge, also, is a
+poet; Coleridge, also, was mixed up with the fervent politics of his
+age--an age how memorably reflecting the revolutionary agitations of
+Milton's age. Coleridge, also, was an extensive and brilliant scholar.
+Whatever might be the separate proportions of the two men in each
+particular department of the three here noticed, think as the reader
+will upon that point, sure we are that either subject is ample enough to
+make a strain upon the amplest faculties. How alarming, therefore,
+for any _honest_ critic, who should undertake this later subject of
+Coleridge, to recollect that, after pursuing him through a zodiac of
+splendors corresponding to those of Milton in kind, however different in
+degree--after weighing him as a poet, as a philosophic politician, as
+a scholar, he will have to wheel after him into another orbit, into
+the unfathomable _nimbus_ of transcendental metaphysics. Weigh him the
+critic must in the golden balance of philosophy the most abstruse--a
+balance which even itself requires weighing previously, or he will
+have done nothing that can be received for an estimate of the composite
+Coleridge. This astonishing man, be it again remembered, besides being
+an exquisite poet, a profound political speculator, a philosophic
+student of literature through all its chambers and recesses, was also
+a circumnavigator on the most pathless waters of scholasticism and
+metaphysics. He had sounded, without guiding charts, the secret deeps
+of Proclus and Plotinus; he had laid down buoys on the twilight, or
+moonlight, ocean of Jacob Boehmen; [Footnote: 'JACOB BOEHMEN.' We
+ourselves had the honor of presenting to Mr. Coleridge, Law's English
+version of Jacob--a set of huge quartos. Some months afterwards we saw
+this work lying open, and one volume at least overflowing, in parts,
+with the commentaries and the _corollaries_ of Coleridge. Whither has
+this work, and so many others swathed about with Coleridge's MS. notes,
+vanished from the world?] he had cruised over the broad Atlantic of Kant
+and Schelling, of Fichte and Oken. Where is the man who shall be equal
+to these things? We at least make no such adventurous effort; or, if
+ever we should presume to do so, not at present. Here we design only
+to make a coasting voyage of survey round the headlands and most
+conspicuous seamarks of our subject, as they are brought forward by
+Mr. Gillman, or collaterally suggested by our own reflections; and
+especially we wish to say a word or two on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+
+Naturally the first point to which we direct our attention, is the
+history and personal relations of Coleridge. Living with Mr. Gillman for
+nineteen years as a domesticated friend, Coleridge ought to have
+been known intimately. And it is reasonable to expect, from so much
+intercourse, some additions to our slender knowledge of Coleridge's
+adventures, (if we may use so coarse a word,) and of the secret springs
+at work in those early struggles of Coleridge at Cambridge, London,
+Bristol, which have been rudely told to the world, and repeatedly told,
+as showy romances, but never rationally explained.
+
+The anecdotes, however, which Mr. Gillman has added to the personal
+history of Coleridge, are as little advantageous to the effect of his
+own book as they are to the interest of the memorable character which he
+seeks to illustrate. Always they are told without grace, and generally
+are suspicious in their details. Mr. Gillman we believe to be too
+upright a man for countenancing any untruth. He has been deceived. For
+example, will any man believe this? A certain 'excellent equestrian'
+falling in with Coleridge on horseback, thus accosted him--'Pray, Sir,
+did you meet a tailor along the road?' '_A tailor_!' answered Coleridge;
+'_I did meet a person answering such a description, who told me he had
+dropped his goose; that if I rode a little further I should find it; and
+I guess he must have meant you._' In Joe Miller this story would
+read, perhaps, sufferably. Joe has a privilege; and we do not look too
+narrowly into the mouth of a Joe-Millerism. But Mr. Gillman, writing
+the life of a philosopher, and no jest-book, is under a different law of
+decorum. That retort, however, which silences the jester, it may seem,
+must be a good one. And we are desired to believe that, in this case,
+the baffled assailant rode off in a spirit of benign candor, saying
+aloud to himself, like the excellent philosopher that he evidently was,
+'Caught a Tartar!'
+
+But another story of a sporting baronet, who was besides a Member of
+Parliament, is much worse, and altogether degrading to Coleridge.
+This gentleman, by way of showing off before a party of ladies, is
+represented as insulting Coleridge by putting questions to him on the
+qualities of his horse, so as to draw the animal's miserable defects
+into public notice, and then closing his display by demanding what he
+would take for the horse 'including the rider.' The supposed reply
+of Coleridge might seem good to those who understand nothing of true
+dignity; for, as an _impromptu_, it was smart and even caustic. The
+baronet, it seems, was reputed to have been bought by the minister; and
+the reader will at once divine that the retort took advantage of that
+current belief, so as to throw back the sarcasm, by proclaiming that
+neither horse nor rider had a price placarded in the market at which any
+man could become their purchaser. But this was not the temper in which
+Coleridge either did reply, or could have replied. Coleridge showed, in
+the _spirit_ of his manner, a profound sensibility to the nature of
+a gentleman; and he felt too justly what it became a self-respecting
+person to say, ever to have aped the sort of flashy fencing which might
+seem fine to a theatrical blood.
+
+Another story is self-refuted: 'A hired partisan' had come to one of
+Coleridge's political lectures with the express purpose of bringing the
+lecturer into trouble; and most preposterously he laid himself open
+to his own snare by refusing to pay for admission. Spies must be poor
+artists who proceed thus. Upon which Coleridge remarked--'That, before
+the gentleman kicked up a dust, surely he would down with the dust.'
+So far the story will not do. But what follows is possible enough.
+The _same_ 'hired' gentleman, by way of giving unity to the tale, is
+described as having hissed. Upon this a cry arose of 'Turn him out!' But
+Coleridge interfered to protect him; he insisted on the man's right to
+hiss if he thought fit; it was legal to hiss; it was natural to hiss;
+'for what is to be expected, gentlemen, when the cool waters of reason
+come in contact with red-hot aristocracy, but a hiss?' _Euge!_
+
+Amongst all the anecdotes, however of this splendid man, often trivial,
+often incoherent, often unauthenticated, there is one which strikes us
+as both true and interesting; and we are grateful to Mr. Gillman for
+preserving it. We find it introduced, and partially authenticated, by
+the following sentence from Coleridge himself:--'From eight to fourteen
+I was a playless day-dreamer, a _helluo librorum_; my appetite for which
+was indulged by a singular incident. A stranger, who was struck by my
+conversation, made me free of a circulating library in King's Street,
+Cheapside.' The more circumstantial explanation of Mr. Gillman is this:
+`The incident indeed was singular. Going down the Strand, in one of his
+day-dreams, fancying himself swimming across the Hellespont, thrusting
+his hands before him as in the act of swimming, his hand came in contact
+with a gentleman's pocket. The gentleman seized his hand, turning round,
+and looking at him with some anger--"What! so young, and yet so wicked?"
+at the same time accused him of an attempt to pick his pocket. The
+frightened boy sobbed out his denial of the intention, and explained to
+him how he thought himself Leander swimming across the Hellespont. The
+gentleman was so struck and delighted with the novelty of the thing, and
+with the simplicity and intelligence of the boy, that he subscribed,
+as before stated, to the library; in consequence of which Coleridge was
+further enabled to indulge his love of reading.'
+
+We fear that this slovenly narrative is the very perfection of bad
+story-telling. But the story itself is striking, and, by the very
+oddness of the incidents, not likely to have been invented. The effect,
+from the position of the two parties--on the one side, a simple child
+from Devonshire, dreaming in the Strand that he was swimming over from
+Sestos to Abydos, and, on the other, the experienced man, dreaming
+only of this world, its knaves and its thieves, but still kind and
+generous--is beautiful and picturesque. _Oh! si sic omnia!_
+
+But the most interesting to us of the _personalities_ connected with
+Coleridge are his feuds and his personal dislikes. Incomprehensible to
+us is the war of extermination which Coleridge made upon the political
+economists. Did Sir James Steuart, in speaking of vine-dressers, (not
+_as_ vine-dressers, but generally as cultivators,) tell his readers,
+that, if such a man simply replaced his own consumption, having no
+surplus whatever or increment for the public capital, he could not be
+considered a useful citizen? Not the beast in the Revelation is held up
+by Coleridge as more hateful to the spirit of truth than the Jacobite
+baronet. And yet we know of an author--viz., one S. T. Coleridge--who
+repeated that same doctrine without finding any evil in it. Look at the
+first part of the _Wallenstein_, where Count Isolani having said, 'Pooh!
+we are _all_ his subjects,' _i. e._, soldiers, (though unproductive
+laborers,) not less than productive peasants, the emperor's envoy
+replies--'Yet with a difference, general;' and the difference implies
+Sir James's scale, his vine-dresser being the equatorial case between
+the two extremes of the envoy. Malthus again, in his population-book,
+contends for a mathematic difference between animal and vegetable life,
+in respect to the law of increase, as though the first increased by
+geometrical ratios, the last by arithmetical! No proposition more
+worthy of laughter; since both, when permitted to expand, increase
+by geometrical ratios, and the latter by much higher ratios. Whereas,
+Malthus persuaded himself of his crotchet simply by refusing the
+requisite condition in the vegetable case, and granting it in the
+other. If you take a few grains of wheat, and are required to plant all
+successive generations of their produce in the same flower-pot for ever,
+of course you neutralize its expansion by your own act of arbitrary
+limitation. [Footnote: Malthus would have rejoined by saying--that the
+flowerpot limitation was the actual limitation of nature in our present
+circumstances. In America it is otherwise, he would say, but England
+is the very flowerpot you suppose; she is a flowerpot which cannot be
+multiplied, and cannot even be enlarged. Very well, so be it (which we
+say in order to waive irrelevant disputes). But then the true inference
+will be--not that vegetable increase proceeds under a different law from
+that which governs animal increase, but that, through an accident of
+position, the experiment cannot be tried in England. Surely the levers
+of Archimedes, with submission to Sir Edward B. Lytton, were not the
+less levers because he wanted the _locum standi_. It is proper, by the
+way, that we should inform the reader of this generation where to look
+for Coleridge's skirmishings with Malthus. They are to be found chiefly
+in the late Mr. William Hazlitt's work on that subject: a work which
+Coleridge so far claimed as to assert that it had been substantially
+made up from his own conversation.] But so you would do, if you tried
+the case of _animal_ increase by still exterminating all but one
+replacing couple of parents. This is not to try, but merely a pretence
+of trying, one order of powers against another. That was folly. But
+Coleridge combated this idea in a manner so obscure, that nobody
+understood it. And leaving these speculative conundrums, in coming to
+the great practical interests afloat in the Poor Laws, Coleridge did so
+little real work, that he left, as a _res integra_, to Dr. Alison,
+the capital argument that legal and _adequate_ provision for the poor,
+whether impotent poor or poor accidentally out of work, does not extend
+pauperism--no, but is the one great resource for putting it down. Dr.
+Alison's overwhelming and _experimental_ manifestations of that truth
+have prostrated Malthus and his generation for ever. This comes of not
+attending to the Latin maxim--'_Hoc_ age'--mind the object before you.
+Dr. Alison, a wise man, '_hoc_ egit:' Coleridge '_aliud_ egit.' And we
+see the result. In a case which suited him, by interesting his peculiar
+feeling, Coleridge could command
+
+ 'Attention full ten times as much as there needs.'
+
+But search documents, value evidence, or thresh out bushels of
+statistical tables, Coleridge could not, any more than he could ride
+with Elliot's dragoons.
+
+Another instance of Coleridge's inaptitude for such studies as political
+economy is found in his fancy, by no means 'rich and rare,' but meagre
+and trite, that taxes can never injure public prosperity by mere excess
+of quantity; if they injure, we are to conclude that it must be by their
+quality and mode of operation, or by their false appropriation, (as,
+for instance, if they are sent out of the country and spent abroad.)
+Because, says Coleridge, if the taxes are exhaled from the country as
+vapors, back they come in drenching showers. Twenty pounds ascend in a
+Scotch mist to the Chancellor of the Exchequer from Leeds; but does it
+evaporate? Not at all: By return of post down comes an order for twenty
+pounds' worth of Leeds cloth, on account of Government, seeing that
+the poor men of the ----th regiment want new gaiters. True; but of this
+return twenty pounds, not more than four will be profit, _i.e._, surplus
+accruing to the public capital; whereas, of the original twenty pounds,
+every shilling was surplus. The same unsound fancy has been many times
+brought forward; often in England, often in France. But it is curious,
+that its first appearance upon any stage was precisely two centuries
+ago, when as yet political economy slept with the pre-Adamites, viz., in
+the Long Parliament. In a quarto volume of the debates during 1644-45,
+printed as an independent work, will be found the same identical
+doctrine, supported very sonorously by the same little love of an
+illustration from the see-saw of mist and rain.
+
+Political economy was not Coleridge's forte. In politics he was happier.
+In mere personal politics, he (like every man when reviewed from a
+station distant by forty years) will often appear to have erred; nay,
+he will be detected and nailed in error. But this is the necessity of us
+all. Keen are the refutations of time. And absolute results to posterity
+are the fatal touchstone of opinions in the past. It is undeniable,
+besides, that Coleridge had strong personal antipathies, for instance,
+to Messrs. Pitt and Dundas. Yet _why_, we never could understand. We
+once heard him tell a story upon Windermere, to the late Mr. Curwen,
+then M. P. for Workington, which was meant, apparently, to account
+for this feeling. The story amounted to this; that, when a freshman at
+Cambridge, Mr. Pitt had wantonly amused himself at a dinner party
+in Trinity, in smashing with filberts (discharged in showers like
+grape-shot) a most costly dessert set of cut glass, from which
+Samuel Taylor Coleridge argued a principle of destructiveness in his
+_cerebellum_. Now, if this dessert set belonged to some poor suffering
+Trinitarian, and not to himself, we are of opinion that he was faulty,
+and ought, upon his own great subsequent maxim, to have been coerced
+into 'indemnity for the past, and security for the future.' But, besides
+that this glassy _mythus_ belongs to an ćra fifteen years earlier than
+Coleridge's so as to justify a shadow of scepticism, we really cannot
+find, in such an _escapade_ under the boiling blood of youth, any
+sufficient justification of that withering malignity towards the name
+of Pitt, which runs through Coleridge's famous _Fire, Famine,
+and Slaughter_. As this little viperous _jeu-d'esprit_ (published
+anonymously) subsequently became the subject of a celebrated
+after-dinner discussion in London, at which Coleridge (_comme de
+raison_) was the chief speaker, the reader of this generation may wish
+to know the question at issue; and in order to judge of _that_, he must
+know the outline of this devil's squib. The writer brings upon the scene
+three pleasant young ladies, viz., Miss Fire, Miss Famine, and Miss
+Slaughter. 'What are you up to? What's the row?'--we may suppose to
+be the introductory question of the poet. And the answer of the ladies
+makes us aware that they are fresh from larking in Ireland, and
+in France. A glorious spree they had; lots of fun; and laughter _a
+discretion_. At all times _gratus puellć risus ab angulo_; so that we
+listen to their little gossip with interest. They had been setting
+men, it seems, by the ears; and the drollest little atrocities they do
+certainly report. Not but we have seen better in the Nenagh paper, so
+far as Ireland is concerned. But the pet little joke was in La Vendee.
+Miss Famine, who is the girl for our money, raises the question--whether
+any of them can tell the name of the leader and prompter to these high
+jinks of hell--if so, let her whisper it.
+
+ 'Whisper it, sister, so and so,
+ In a dark hint--distinct and low.'
+
+Upon which the playful Miss Slaughter replies:--
+
+ 'Letters _four_ do form his name.
+ * * * * *
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And I have drunk the blood since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+
+Good: but the sting of the hornet lies in the conclusion. If this
+quadriliteral man had done so much for _them_, (though really, we think,
+6s. 8d. might have settled his claim,) what, says Fire, setting her arms
+a-kimbo, would they do for _him_? Slaughter replies, rather crustily,
+that, as far as a good kicking would go--or (says Famine) a little
+matter of tearing to pieces by the mob--they would be glad to take
+tickets at his benefit. 'How, you bitches!' says Fire, 'is that all?
+
+ 'I alone am faithful; I
+ _Cling to him everlastingly_.'
+
+The sentiment is diabolical. And the question argued at the London
+dinner-table was--Could the writer have been other than a devil? The
+dinner was at the late excellent Mr. Sotheby's, known advantageously in
+those days as the translator of Wieland's _Oberon_. Several of the great
+guns amongst the literary body were present; in particular, Sir
+Walter Scott; and he, we believe, with his usual good-nature, took the
+apologetic side of the dispute. In fact, he was in the secret. Nobody
+else, barring the author, knew at first whose good name was at stake.
+The scene must have been high. The company kicked about the poor
+diabolic writer's head as if it had been a tennis-ball. Coleridge, the
+yet unknown criminal, absolutely perspired and fumed in pleading for the
+defendant; the company demurred; the orator grew urgent; wits began to
+_smoke_ the case, as active verbs; the advocate to _smoke_, as a neuter
+verb; the 'fun grew fast and furious;' until at length _delinquent
+arose_, burning tears in his eyes, and confessed to an audience, (now
+bursting with stifled laughter, but whom he supposed to be bursting with
+fiery indignation,) 'Lo! I am he that wrote it.'
+
+For our own parts, we side with Coleridge. Malice is not always of the
+heart. There is a malice of the understanding and the fancy. Neither do
+we think the worse of a man for having invented the most horrible and
+old-woman-troubling curse that demons ever listened to. We are too apt
+to swear horribly ourselves; and often have we frightened the cat, to
+say nothing of the kettle, by our shocking [far too shocking!] oaths.
+
+There were other celebrated men whom Coleridge detested, or seemed
+to detest--Paley, Sir Sidney Smith, Lord Hutchinson, (the last Lord
+Donoughmore,) and Cuvier. To Paley it might seem as if his antipathy had
+been purely philosophic; but we believe that partly it was personal;
+and it tallies with this belief, that, in his earliest political tracts,
+Coleridge charged the archdeacon repeatedly with his own joke, as if
+it had been a serious saying, viz.--'That he could not afford to keep
+a conscience;' such luxuries, like a carriage, for instance, being
+obviously beyond the finances of poor men.
+
+With respect to the philosophic question between the parties, as to the
+grounds of moral election, we hope it is no treason to suggest that both
+were perhaps in error. Against Paley, it occurs at once that he himself
+would not have made consequences the _practical_ test in valuing the
+morality of an act, since these can very seldom be traced at all up to
+the final stages, and in the earliest stages are exceedingly different
+under different circumstances; so that the same act, tried by its
+consequences, would bear a fluctuating appreciation. This could not have
+been Paley's _revised_ meaning. Consequently, had he been pressed
+by opposition, it would have come out, that by _test_ he meant only
+_speculative_ test: a very harmless doctrine certainly, but useless
+and impertinent to any purpose of his system. The reader may catch our
+meaning in the following illustration. It is a matter of general belief,
+that happiness, upon the whole, follows in a higher degree from constant
+integrity, than from the closest attention to self-interest. Now
+happiness is one of those consequences which Paley meant by final or
+remotest. But we could never use this idea as an exponent of integrity,
+or interchangeable criterion, because happiness cannot be ascertained or
+appreciated except upon long tracts of time, whereas the particular act
+of integrity depends continually upon the election of the moment. No
+man, therefore, could venture to lay down as a rule, Do what makes you
+happy; use this as your test of actions, satisfied that in that case
+always you will do the thing which is right. For he cannot discern
+independently what _will_ make him happy; and he must decide on the
+spot. The use of the _nexus_ between morality and happiness must
+therefore be inverted; it is not practical or prospective, but simply
+retrospective; and in that form it says no more than the good old rules
+hallowed in every cottage. But this furnishes no practical guide for
+moral election which a man had not, before he ever thought of this
+_nexus_. In the sense in which it is true, we need not go to the
+professor's chair for this maxim; in the sense in which it would serve
+Paley, it is absolutely false.
+
+On the other hand, as against Coleridge, it is certain that many acts
+could be mentioned which are judged to be good or bad only because their
+consequences are known to be so, whilst the great catholic acts of life
+are entirely (and, if we may so phrase it, haughtily) independent of
+consequences. For instance, fidelity to a trust is a law of immutable
+morality subject to no casuistry whatever. You have been left executor
+to a friend--you are to pay over his last legacy to X, though a
+dissolute scoundrel; and you are to give no shilling of it to the
+poor brother of X, though a good man, and a wise man, struggling
+with adversity. You are absolutely excluded from all contemplation of
+results. It was your deceased friend's right to make the will; it is
+yours simply to see it executed. Now, in opposition to this primary
+class of actions stands another, such as the habit of intoxication,
+which are known to be wrong only by observing the consequences. If
+drunkenness did not terminate, after some years, in producing bodily
+weakness, irritability in the temper, and so forth, it would _not_ be a
+vicious act. And accordingly, if a transcendent motive should arise in
+favor of drunkenness, as that it would enable you to face a degree of
+cold, or contagion, else menacing to life, a duty would arise, _pro hac
+vice_, of getting drunk. We had an amiable friend who suffered under
+the infirmity of cowardice; an awful coward he was when sober; but,
+when very drunk, he had courage enough for the Seven Champions of
+Christendom, Therefore, in an emergency, where he knew himself suddenly
+loaded with the responsibility of defending a family, we approved highly
+of his getting drunk. But to violate a trust could never become right
+under any change of circumstances. Coleridge, however, altogether
+overlooked this distinction: which, on the other hand, stirring in
+Paley's mind, but never brought out to distinct consciousness, nor ever
+investigated, nor limited, has undermined his system. Perhaps it is not
+very important how a man _theorizes_ upon morality; happily for us all,
+God has left no man in such questions practically to the guidance of his
+understanding; but still, considering that academic bodies _are_
+partly instituted for the support of speculative truth as well as truth
+practical, we must think it a blot upon the splendor of Oxford and
+Cambridge that both of them, in a Christian land, make Paley the
+foundation of their ethics; the alternative being Aristotle. And, in
+our mind, though far inferior as a moralist to the Stoics, Aristotle is
+often less of a pagan than Paley.
+
+Coleridge's dislike to Sir Sidney Smith and the Egyptian Lord Hutchinson
+fell under the category of Martial's case.
+
+ 'Non amo te, Sabidi, nec possum dicere quare,
+ Hoc solum novi--non amo te, Sabidi.'
+
+Against Lord Hutchinson, we never heard him plead anything of moment,
+except that he was finically Frenchified in his diction; of which he
+gave this instance--that having occasion to notice a brick wall, (which
+was literally _that_, not more and not less,) when reconnoitring the
+French defences, he called it a _revętement_. And we ourselves remember
+his using the French word _gloriole_ rather ostentatiously; that is,
+when no particular emphasis attached to the case. But every man has his
+foibles; and few, perhaps, are less conspicuously annoying than this of
+Lord Hutchinson's. Sir Sidney's crimes were less distinctly revealed
+to our mind. As to Cuvier, Coleridge's hatred of _him_ was more to our
+taste; for (though quite unreasonable, we fear) it took the shape of
+patriotism. He insisted on it, that our British John Hunter was the
+genuine article, and that Cuvier was a humbug. Now, speaking privately
+to the public, we cannot go quite so far as _that_. But, when publicly
+we address that most respectable character, _en grand costume_,
+we always mean to back Coleridge. For we are a horrible John Bull
+ourselves. As Joseph Hume observes, it makes no difference to us--right
+or wrong, black or white--when our countrymen are concerned. And John
+Hunter, notwithstanding he had a bee in his bonnet, [Footnote: _Vide_,
+in particular, for the most exquisite specimen of pigheadedness that the
+world can furnish, his perverse evidence on the once famous case at the
+Warwick assizes, of Captain Donelan for poisoning his brother-in-law,
+Sir Theodosius Boughton.] was really a great man; though it will not
+follow that Cuvier must, therefore, have been a little one. We do not
+pretend to be acquainted with the tenth part of Cuvier's performances;
+but we suspect that Coleridge's range in that respect was not much
+greater than our own.
+
+Other cases of monomaniac antipathy we might revive from our
+recollections of Coleridge, had we a sufficient motive. But in
+compensation, and by way of redressing the balance, he had many strange
+likings--equally monomaniac--and, unaccountably, he chose to exhibit his
+whimsical partialities by dressing up, as it were, in his own clothes,
+such a set of scarecrows as eye has not beheld. Heavens! what an ark
+of unclean beasts would have been Coleridge's private _menagerie_
+of departed philosophers, could they all have been trotted out in
+succession! But did the reader feel them to be the awful bores which,
+in fact, they were? No; because Coleridge had blown upon these withered
+anatomies, through the blowpipe of his own creative genius, a stream of
+gas that swelled the tissue of their antediluvian wrinkles, forced color
+upon their cheeks, and splendor upon their sodden eyes. Such a process
+of ventriloquism never _has_ existed. He spoke by their organs. They
+were the tubes; and he forced through their wooden machinery his own
+Beethoven harmonies.
+
+First came Dr. Andrew Bell. We knew him. Was he dull? Is a wooden spoon
+dull? Fishy were his eyes; torpedinous was his manner; and his main
+idea, out of two which he really had, related to the moon--from which
+you infer, perhaps, that he was lunatic. By no means. It was no craze,
+under the influence of the moon, which possessed him; it was an idea of
+mere hostility to the moon. The Madras people, like many others, had an
+idea that she influenced the weather. Subsequently the Herschels,
+senior and junior, systematized this idea; and then the wrath of Andrew,
+previously in a crescent state, actually dilated to a plenilunar orb.
+The Westmoreland people (for at the lakes it was we knew him) expounded
+his condition to us by saying that he was 'maffled;' which word means
+'perplexed in the extreme.' His wrath did not pass into lunacy; it
+produced simple distraction; an uneasy fumbling with the idea; like that
+of an old superannuated dog who longs to worry, but cannot for want of
+teeth. In this condition you will judge that he was rather tedious. And
+in this condition Coleridge took him up. Andrew's other idea, because he
+_had_ two, related to education. Perhaps six-sevenths of that also came
+from Madras. No matter, Coleridge took _that_ up; Southey also; but
+Southey with his usual temperate fervor. Coleridge, on the other
+hand, found celestial marvels both in the scheme and in the man. Then
+commenced the apotheosis of Andrew Bell: and because it happened that
+his opponent, Lancaster, between ourselves, really _had_ stolen his
+ideas from Bell, what between the sad wickedness of Lancaster and the
+celestial transfiguration of Bell, gradually Coleridge heated himself to
+such an extent, that people, when referring to that subject, asked each
+other, 'Have you heard Coleridge lecture on _Bel and the Dragon_?'
+
+The next man glorified by Coleridge was John Woolman, the Quaker. Him,
+though we once possessed his works, it cannot be truly affirmed that
+we ever read. Try to read John, we often did; but read John we did not.
+This, however, you say, might be our fault, and not John's. Very likely.
+And we have a notion that now, with our wiser thoughts, we _should_ read
+John, if he were here on this table. It is certain that he was a good
+man, and one of the earliest in America, if not in Christendom, who
+lifted up his hand to protest against the slave-trade. But still, we
+suspect, that had John been all that Coleridge represented, he would
+not have repelled us from reading his travels in the fearful way that he
+did. But, again, we beg pardon, and entreat the earth of Virginia to lie
+light upon the remains of John Woolman; for he was an Israelite, indeed,
+in whom there was no guile.
+
+The third person raised to divine honors by Coleridge was Bowyer, the
+master of Christ's Hospital, London--a man whose name rises into
+the nostrils of all who knew him with the gracious odor of a
+tallow-chandler's melting-house upon melting day, and whose memory
+is embalmed in the hearty detestation of all his pupils. Coleridge
+describes this man as a profound critic. Our idea of him is different.
+We are of opinion that Bowyer was the greatest villain of the eighteenth
+century. We may be wrong; but we cannot be _far_ wrong. Talk of
+knouting indeed! which we did at the beginning of this paper in the
+mere playfulness of our hearts--and which the great master of the knout,
+Christopher, who visited men's trespasses like the Eumenides, never
+resorted to but in love for some great idea which had been outraged;
+why, this man knouted his way through life, from bloody youth up to
+truculent old age. Grim idol! whose altars reeked with children's blood,
+and whose dreadful eyes never smiled except as the stern goddess of the
+Thugs smiles, when the sound of human lamentations inhabits her ears.
+So much had the monster fed upon this great idea of 'flogging,' and
+transmuted it into the very nutriment of his heart, that he seems to
+have conceived the gigantic project of flogging all mankind; nay
+worse, for Mr. Gillman, on Coleridge's authority, tells us (p. 24) the
+following anecdote:--'"_Sirrah, I'll flog you_," were words so familiar
+to him, that on one occasion some _female_ friend of one of the boys,'
+(who had come on an errand of intercession,) 'still lingering at the
+door, after having been abruptly told to go, Bowyer exclaimed--"Bring
+that woman here, and I'll flog her."'
+
+To this horrid incarnation of whips and scourges, Coleridge, in his
+_Biographia Literaria_, ascribes ideas upon criticism and taste, which
+every man will recognise as the intense peculiarities of Coleridge.
+Could these notions really have belonged to Bowyer, then how do we know
+but he wrote _The Ancient Mariner_? Yet, on consideration, no. For even
+Coleridge admitted that, spite of his fine theorizing upon composition,
+Mr. Bowyer did not prosper in the practice. Of which he gave us this
+illustration; and as it is supposed to be the only specimen of the
+Bowyeriana which now survives in this sublunary world, we are glad to
+extend its glory. It is the most curious example extant of the melodious
+in sound:--
+
+ ''Twas thou that smooth'd'st the rough-rugg'd bed of pain.'
+
+'Smooth'd'st!' Would the teeth of a crocodile not splinter under that
+word? It seems to us as if Mr. Bowyer's verses ought to be boiled before
+they can be read. And when he says, 'Twas thou, what is the wretch
+talking to? Can he be apostrophizing the knout? We very much fear it.
+If so, then, you see (reader!) that, even when incapacitated by illness
+from operating, he still adores the image of his holy scourge, and
+invokes it as alone able to smooth 'his rough-rugg'd bed.' Oh,
+thou infernal Bowyer! upon whom even Trollope (_History of Christ's
+Hospital_) charges 'a discipline _tinctured_ with more than due
+severity;'--can there be any partners found for thee in a quadrille,
+except Draco, the bloody lawgiver, Bishop Bonner, and Mrs. Brownrigg?
+
+The next pet was Sir Alexander Ball. Concerning Bowyer, Coleridge did
+not talk much, but chiefly wrote; concerning Bell, he did not write
+much, but chiefly talked. Concerning Ball, however, he both wrote
+and talked. It was in vain to muse upon any plan for having Ball
+blackballed, or for rebelling against Bell. Think of a man, who had
+fallen into one pit called Bell; secondly, falling into another pit
+called Ball. This was too much. We were obliged to quote poetry against
+them:--
+
+ 'Letters four do form his name;
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And the nightmare I have felt since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+
+Not that we insinuate any disrespect to Sir Alexander Ball. He was
+about the foremost, we believe, in all good qualities, amongst Nelson's
+admirable captains at the Nile. He commanded a seventy-four most
+effectually in that battle; he governed Malta as well as Sancho governed
+Barataria; and he was a true practical philosopher--as, indeed, was
+Sancho. But still, by all that we could ever learn, Sir Alexander had
+no taste for the abstract upon any subject; and would have read, as
+mere delirious wanderings, those philosophic opinions which Coleridge
+fastened like wings upon his respectable, but astounded, shoulders.
+
+We really beg pardon for having laughed a little at these crazes of
+Coleridge. But laugh we did, of mere necessity, in those days, at
+Bell and Ball, whenever we did not groan. And, as the same precise
+alternative offered itself now, viz., that, in recalling the case, we
+must reverberate either the groaning or the laughter, we presumed the
+reader would vote for the last. Coleridge, we are well convinced, owed
+all these wandering and exaggerated estimates of men--these diseased
+impulses, that, like the _mirage_, showed lakes and fountains where
+in reality there were only arid deserts, to the derangements worked by
+opium. But now, for the sake of change, let us pass to another topic.
+Suppose we say a word or two on Coleridge's accomplishments as a
+scholar. We are not going to enter on so large a field as that of his
+scholarship in connection with his philosophic labors, scholarship in
+the result; not this, but scholarship in the means and machinery, range
+of _verbal_ scholarship, is what we propose for a moment's review.
+
+For instance, what sort of a German scholar was Coleridge? We dare
+say that, because in his version of the _Wallenstein_ there are some
+inaccuracies, those who may have noticed them will hold him cheap in
+this particular pretension. But, to a certain degree, they will be
+wrong. Coleridge was not _very_ accurate in anything but in the use of
+logic. All his philological attainments were imperfect. He did not
+talk German; or so obscurely--and, if he attempted to speak fast, so
+erroneously--that in his second sentence, when conversing with a German
+lady of rank, he contrived to assure her that in his humble opinion she
+was a ----. Hard it is to fill up the hiatus decorously; but, in fact,
+the word very coarsely expressed that she was no better than she should
+be. Which reminds us of a parallel misadventure to a German, whose
+colloquial English had been equally neglected. Having obtained an
+interview with an English lady, he opened his business (whatever it
+might be) thus--'High-born madam, since your husband have kicked de
+bucket'----'Sir!' interrupted the lady, astonished and displeased. 'Oh,
+pardon!--nine, ten thousand pardon! Now, I make new beginning--quite
+oder beginning. Madam, since your husband have cut his stick'----It may
+be supposed that this did not mend matters; and, reading that in the
+lady's countenance, the German drew out an octavo dictionary, and said,
+perspiring with shame at having a second time missed fire,--'Madam,
+since your husband have gone to kingdom come'----This he said
+beseechingly; but the lady was past propitiation by this time, and
+rapidly moved towards the door. Things had now reached a crisis; and, if
+something were not done quickly, the game was up. Now, therefore, taking
+a last hurried look at his dictionary, the German flew after the lady,
+crying out in a voice of despair--'Madam, since your husband, your most
+respected husband, have hopped de twig'----This was his sheet-anchor;
+and, as this also _came home_, of course the poor man was totally
+wrecked. It turned out that the dictionary he had used (Arnold's, we
+think,)--a work of a hundred years back, and, from mere ignorance,
+giving slang translations from Tom Brown, L'Estrange, and other jocular
+writers--had put down the verb _sterben (to die)_ with the following
+worshipful series of equivalents--1. To kick the bucket; 2. To cut one's
+stick; 3. To go to kingdom come; 4. To hop the twig.
+
+But, though Coleridge did not pretend to any fluent command of
+conversational German, he read it with great ease. His knowledge
+of German literature was, indeed, too much limited by his rare
+opportunities for commanding anything like a well-mounted library. And
+particularly it surprised us that Coleridge knew little or nothing of
+John Paul (Richter). But his acquaintance with the German philosophic
+masters was extensive. And his valuation of many individual German words
+or phrases was delicate and sometimes profound.
+
+As a Grecian, Coleridge must be estimated with a reference to the state
+and standard of Greek literature at that time and in this country.
+Porson had not yet raised our ideal. The earliest laurels of Coleridge
+were gathered, however, in that field. Yet no man will, at this day,
+pretend that the Greek of his prize ode is sufferable. Neither did
+Coleridge ever become an accurate Grecian in later times, when better
+models of scholarship, and better aids to scholarship, had begun
+to multiply. But still we must assert this point of superiority for
+Coleridge, that, whilst he never was what may be called a well-mounted
+scholar in any department of verbal scholarship, he yet displayed
+sometimes a brilliancy of conjectural sagacity, and a felicity of
+philosophic investigation, even in this path, such as better scholars do
+not often attain, and of a kind which cannot be learned from books. But,
+as respects his accuracy, again we must recall to the reader the state
+of Greek literature in England during Coleridge's youth; and, in all
+equity, as a means of placing Coleridge in the balances, specifically we
+must recall the state of Greek metrical composition at that period.
+
+To measure the condition of Greek literature even in Cambridge, about
+the initial period of Coleridge, we need only look back to the several
+translations of Gray's _Elegy_ by three (if not four) of the reverend
+gentlemen at that time attached to Eton College. Mathias, no very great
+scholar himself in this particular field, made himself merry, in his
+_Pursuits of Literature_, with these Eton translations. In that he was
+right. But he was _not_ right in praising a contemporary translation by
+Cook, who (we believe) was the immediate predecessor of Porson in
+the Greek chair. As a specimen of this translation, [Footnote: It was
+printed at the end of Aristotle's _Poetics_, which Dr. Cook edited.] we
+cite one stanza; and we cannot be supposed to select unfairly, because
+it is the stanza which Mathias praises in extravagant terms. "Here,"
+says he, "Gray, Cook, and Nature, do seem to contend for the mastery."
+The English quatrain must be familiar to every body:--
+
+ "The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow'r,
+ And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave,
+ Await alike the inevitable hour:
+ The paths of glory lead but to the grave."
+
+And the following, we believe, though quoting from a thirty-three years'
+recollection of it, is the exact Greek version of Cook:--
+
+ 'A charis eugenon, charis a basilaeidos achas
+ Lora tuchaes chryseaes, Aphroditaes kala ta dora,
+ Paith ama tauta tethiake, kai eiden morsimon amar
+ Proon kle olole, kai ocheto xunon es Adaen.'
+
+Now really these verses, by force of a little mosaic tesselation from
+genuine Greek sources, pass fluently over the tongue; but can they be
+considered other than a _cento_? Swarms of English schoolboys, at this
+day, would not feel very proud to adopt them. In fact, we remember (at a
+period say twelve years later than this) some iambic verses, which were
+really composed by a boy, viz., a son of Dr. Prettyman, (afterwards
+Tomline,) Bishop of Winchester, and, in earlier times, private tutor to
+Mr. Pitt; they were published by Middleton, first Bishop of Calcutta,
+in the preface to his work on the Greek article; and for racy idiomatic
+Greek, self-originated, and not a mere mocking-bird's iteration of alien
+notes, are so much superior to all the attempts of these sexagenarian
+doctors, as distinctly to mark the growth of a new era and a new
+generation in this difficult accomplishment, within the first decennium
+of this century. It is singular that only one blemish is suggested by
+any of the contemporary critics in Dr. Cook's verses, viz., in the
+word _xunon_, for which this critic proposes to substitute _ooinon_,
+to prevent, as he observes, the last syllable of _ocheto_ from being
+lengthened by the _x_. Such considerations as these are necessary to the
+_trutinć castigatio_, before we can value Coleridge's place on the scale
+of his own day; which day, _quoad hoc_, be it remembered, was 1790.
+
+As to French, Coleridge read it with too little freedom to find pleasure
+in French literature. Accordingly, we never recollect his referring for
+any purpose, either of argument or illustration, to a French classic.
+Latin, from his regular scholastic training, naturally he read with a
+scholar's fluency; and indeed, he read constantly in authors, such as
+Petrarch, Erasmus, Calvin, &c., whom he could not then have found in
+translations. But Coleridge had not cultivated an acquaintance with the
+delicacies of classic Latinity. And it is remarkable that Wordsworth,
+educated most negligently at Hawkshead school, subsequently by reading
+the lyric poetry of Horace, simply for his own delight as a student of
+composition, made himself a master of Latinity in its most difficult
+form; whilst Coleridge, trained regularly in a great Southern school,
+never carried his Latin to any classical polish.
+
+There is another accomplishment of Coleridge's, less broadly open to
+the judgment of this generation, and not at all of the next--viz., his
+splendid art of conversation, on which it will be interesting to say a
+word. Ten years ago, when the music of this rare performance had not yet
+ceased to vibrate in men's ears, what a sensation was gathering amongst
+the educated classes on this particular subject! What a tumult of
+anxiety prevailed to 'hear Mr. Coleridge'--or even to talk with a man
+who _had_ heard him! Had he lived till this day, not Paganini would have
+been so much sought after. That sensation is now decaying; because a new
+generation has emerged during the ten years since his death. But many
+still remain whose sympathy (whether of curiosity in those who did _not_
+know him, or of admiration in those who _did_) still reflects as in a
+mirror the great stir upon this subject which then was moving in the
+world. To these, if they should inquire for the great distinguishing
+principle of Coleridge's conversation, we might say that it was the
+power of vast combination 'in linked sweetness long drawn out.'
+He gathered into focal concentration the largest body of objects,
+_apparently_ disconnected, that any man ever yet, by any magic, could
+assemble, or, _having_ assembled, could manage. His great fault was,
+that, by not opening sufficient spaces for reply or suggestion, or
+collateral notice, he not only narrowed his own field, but he grievously
+injured the final impression. For when men's minds are purely passive,
+when they are not allowed to re-act, then it is that they collapse most,
+and that their sense of what is said must ever be feeblest. Doubtless
+there must have been great conversational masters elsewhere, and at many
+periods; but in this lay Coleridge's characteristic advantage, that he
+was a great natural power, and also a great artist. He was a power in
+the art, and he carried a new art into the power.
+
+But now, finally--having left ourselves little room for more--one or two
+words on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+
+We have not often read a sentence falling from a wise man with
+astonishment so profound, as that particular one in a letter of
+Coleridge's to Mr. Gillman, which speaks of the effort to wean
+one's-self from opium as a trivial task. There are, we believe, several
+such passages. But we refer to that one in particular which assumes
+that a single 'week' will suffice for the whole process of so mighty a
+revolution. Is indeed leviathan _so_ tamed? In that case the quarantine
+of the opium-eater might be finished within Coleridge's time, and
+with Coleridge's romantic ease. But mark the contradictions of this
+extraordinary man. Not long ago we were domesticated with a venerable
+rustic, strong-headed, but incurably obstinate in his prejudices, who
+treated the whole body of medical men as ignorant pretenders, knowing
+absolutely nothing of the system which they professed to superintend.
+This, you will remark, is no very singular case. No; nor, as we believe,
+is the antagonist case of ascribing to such men magical powers. Nor,
+what is worse still, the co-existence of both cases in the same mind,
+as in fact happened here. For this same obstinate friend of ours, who
+treated all medical pretensions as the mere jest of the universe, every
+'third day was exacting from his own medical attendants some exquisite
+_tour-de-force_, as that they should know or should do something,
+which, if they _had_ known or done, all men would have suspected them
+reasonably of magic. He rated the whole medical body as infants; and
+yet what he exacted from them every third day as a matter of course,
+virtually presumed them to be the only giants within the whole range of
+science. Parallel and equal is the contradiction of Coleridge. He speaks
+of opium excess, his own excess, we mean--the excess of twenty-five
+years--as a thing to be laid aside easily and for ever within seven
+days; and yet, on the other hand, he describes it pathetically,
+sometimes with a frantic pathos, as the scourge, the curse, the one
+almighty blight which had desolated his life.
+
+This shocking contradiction we need not press. All readers will see
+_that_. But some will ask--Was Mr. Coleridge right in either view?
+Being so atrociously wrong in the first notion, (viz., that the opium
+of twenty-five years was a thing easily to be forsworn,) where a child
+could know that he was wrong, was he even altogether right, secondly,
+in believing that his own life, root and branch, had been withered by
+opium? For it will not follow, because, with a relation to happiness and
+tranquillity, a man may have found opium his curse, that therefore, as
+a creature of energies and great purposes, he must have been the wreck
+which he seems to suppose. Opium gives and takes away. It defeats the
+_steady_ habit of exertion, but it creates spasms of irregular exertion;
+it ruins the natural power of life, but it develops preternatural
+paroxysms of intermitting power. Let us ask of any man who holds that
+not Coleridge himself but the world, as interested in Coleridge's
+usefulness, has suffered by his addiction to opium; whether he is aware
+of the way in which opium affected Coleridge; and secondly, whether
+he is aware of the actual contributions to literature--how large they
+were--which Coleridge made _in spite_ of opium. All who were intimate
+with Coleridge must remember the fits of genial animation which were
+created continually in his manner and in his buoyancy of thought by a
+recent or by an _extra_ dose of the omnipotent drug. A lady, who knew
+nothing experimentally of opium, once told us, that she 'could tell when
+Mr. Coleridge had taken too much opium by his shining countenance.' She
+was right; we know that mark of opium excesses well, and the cause of
+it; or at least we believe the cause to lie in the quickening of the
+insensible perspiration which accumulates and glistens on the face. Be
+that as it may, a criterion it was that could not deceive us as to the
+condition of Coleridge. And uniformly in that condition he made his most
+effective intellectual displays. It is true that he might not be happy
+under this fiery animation, and we fully believe that he was not. Nobody
+is happy under laudanum except for a very short term of years. But in
+what way did that operate upon his exertions as a writer? We are of
+opinion that it killed Coleridge as a poet. 'The harp of Quantock' was
+silenced for ever by the torment of opium. But proportionably it roused
+and stung by misery his metaphysical instincts into more spasmodic life.
+Poetry can flourish only in the atmosphere of happiness. But subtle and
+perplexed investigations of difficult problems are amongst the commonest
+resources for beguiling the sense of misery. And for this we have the
+direct authority of Coleridge himself speculating on his own case.
+In the beautiful though unequal ode entitled _Dejection_, stanza six,
+occurs the following passage:
+
+ 'For not to think of what I needs must feel,
+ But to be still and patient all I can;
+ _And haply by abstruse research to steal
+ From my own nature all the natural man_--
+ This was my sole resource, my only plan;
+ Till that, which suits a part, infects the whole,
+ And now is almost grown the habit of my soul.'
+
+Considering the exquisite quality of some poems which Coleridge has
+composed, nobody can grieve (or _has_ grieved) more than ourselves, at
+seeing so beautiful a fountain choked up with weeds. But had Coleridge
+been a happier man, it is our fixed belief that we should have had far
+less of his philosophy, and perhaps, but not certainly, might have
+had more of his general literature. In the estimate of the public,
+doubtless, _that_ will seem a bad exchange. Every man to his taste.
+Meantime, what we wish to show is, that the loss was not absolute,
+but merely relative.
+
+It is urged, however, that, even on his philosophic speculations, opium
+operated unfavorably in one respect, by often causing him to leave them
+unfinished. This is true. Whenever Coleridge (being highly charged,
+or saturated, with opium) had written with distempered vigor upon any
+question, there occurred soon after a recoil of intense disgust, not
+from his own paper only, but even from the subject. All opium-eaters are
+tainted with the infirmity of leaving works unfinished, and suffering
+reactions of disgust. But Coleridge taxed himself with that infirmity in
+verse before he could at all have commenced opium-eating. Besides, it is
+too much assumed by Coleridge and by his biographer, that to leave off
+opium was of course to regain juvenile health. But all opium-eaters make
+the mistake of supposing every pain or irritation which they suffer to
+be the product of opium. Whereas a wise man will say, suppose you _do_
+leave off opium, that will not deliver you from the load of years (say
+sixty-three) which you carry on your back. Charles Lamb, another man of
+true genius, and another head belonging to the Blackwood Gallery, made
+that mistake in his _Confessions of a Drunkard_. 'I looked back,' says
+he, 'to the time when always, on waking in the morning, I had a song
+rising to my lips.' At present, it seems, being a drunkard, he has no
+such song. Ay, dear Lamb, but note this, that the drunkard was fifty-six
+years old, the songster was twenty-three. Take twenty-three from
+fifty-six, and we have some reason to believe that thirty-three will
+remain; which period of thirty-three years is a pretty good reason for
+not singing in the morning, even if brandy has been out of the question.
+
+It is singular, as respects Coleridge, that Mr. Gillman never says one
+word upon the event of the great Highgate experiment for leaving off
+laudanum, though Coleridge came to Mr. Gillman's for no other purpose;
+and in a week, this vast creation of new earth, sea, and all that in
+them is, was to have been accomplished. We _rayther_ think, as Bayley
+junior observes, that the explosion must have hung fire. But _that_ is
+a trifle. We have another pleasing hypothesis on the subject. Mr.
+Wordsworth, in his exquisite lines written on a fly-leaf of his own
+_Castle of Indolence_, having described Coleridge as 'a noticeable man
+with large grey eyes,' goes on to say, 'He' (viz., Coleridge) 'did that
+other man entice' to view his imagery. Now we are sadly afraid that 'the
+noticeable man with large grey eyes' did entice 'that other man,' viz.,
+Gillman, to commence opium-eating. This is droll; and it makes us laugh
+horribly. Gillman should have reformed _him_; and lo! _he_ corrupts
+Gillman. S. T. Coleridge visited Highgate by way of being converted
+from the heresy of opium; and the issue is--that, in two months' time,
+various grave men, amongst whom our friend Gillman marches first in
+great pomp, are found to have faces shining and glorious as that of
+AEsculapius; a fact of which we have already explained the secret
+meaning. And scandal says (but then what will not scandal say?) that
+a hogshead of opium goes up daily through Highgate tunnel. Surely one
+corroboration of our hypothesis may be found in the fact, that Vol. I.
+of Gillman's Coleridge is for ever to stand unpropped by Vol. II. For we
+have already observed, that opium-eaters, though good fellows upon the
+whole, never finish anything.
+
+What then? A man has a right never to finish anything. Certainly he has;
+and by Magna Charta. But he has no right, by Magna Charta or by Parva
+Charta, to slander decent men, like ourselves and our friend the author
+of the _Opium Confessions_. Here it is that our complaint arises against
+Mr. Gillman. If he has taken to opium-eating, can we help _that_? If
+_his_ face shines, must our faces be blackened? He has very improperly
+published some intemperate passages from Coleridge's letters, which
+ought to have been considered confidential, unless Coleridge had
+left them for publication, charging upon the author of the _Opium
+Confessions_ a reckless disregard of the temptations which, in that
+work, he was scattering abroad amongst men. Now this author is connected
+with ourselves, and we cannot neglect his defence, unless in the case
+that he undertakes it himself.
+
+We complain, also, that Coleridge raises (and is backed by Mr. Gillman
+in raising) a distinction perfectly perplexing to us, between himself
+and the author of the _Opium Confessions_ upon the question--Why they
+severally began the practice of opium-eating? In himself, it seems, this
+motive was to relieve pain, whereas the Confessor was surreptitiously
+seeking for pleasure. Ay, indeed--where did he learn _that_? We have no
+copy of the _Confessions_ here, so we cannot quote chapter and verse;
+but we distinctly remember, that toothache is recorded in that book
+as the particular occasion which first introduced the author to the
+knowledge of opium. Whether afterwards, having been thus initiated
+by the demon of pain, the opium confessor did not apply powers thus
+discovered to purposes of mere pleasure, is a question for himself; and
+the same question applies with the same cogency to Coleridge. Coleridge
+began in rheumatic pains. What then? This is no proof that he did not
+end in voluptuousness. For our parts, we are slow to believe that ever
+any man did, or could, learn the somewhat awful truth, that in a certain
+ruby-colored elixir, there lurked a divine power to chase away the
+genius of ennui, without subsequently abusing this power. To taste but
+once from the tree of knowledge, is fatal to the subsequent power
+of abstinence. True it is, that generations have used laudanum as an
+anodyne, (for instance, hospital patients,) who have not afterwards
+courted its powers as a voluptuous stimulant; but that, be sure, has
+arisen from no abstinence in _them_. There are, in fact, two classes of
+temperaments as to this terrific drug--those which are, and those which
+are not, preconformed to its power; those which genially expand to its
+temptations, and those which frostily exclude them. Not in the energies
+of the will, but in the qualities of the nervous organization, lies
+the dread arbitration of--Fall or stand: doomed thou art to yield; or,
+strengthened constitutionally, to resist. Most of those who have but a
+low sense of the spells lying couchant in opium, have practically none
+at all. For the initial fascination is for _them_ effectually defeated
+by the sickness which nature has associated with the first stages of
+opium-eating. But to that other class, whose nervous sensibilities
+vibrate to their profoundest depths under the first touch of the angelic
+poison, even as a lover's ear thrills on hearing unexpectedly the voice
+of her whom he loves, opium is the Amreeta cup of beatitude. You know
+the _Paradise Lost_? and you remember, from the eleventh book, in its
+earlier part, that laudanum already existed in Eden--nay, that it was
+used medicinally by an archangel; for, after Michael had 'purged with
+euphrasy and rue' the eyes of Adam, lest he should be unequal to the
+mere _sight_ of the great visions about to unfold their draperies before
+him, next he fortifies his fleshly spirits against the _affliction_ of
+these visions, of which visions the first was death. And how?
+
+ 'He from the well of life three drops instill'd.'
+
+What was their operation?
+
+ 'So deep the power of these ingredients pierced,
+ _Even to the inmost seat of mental sight_,
+ That Adam, now enforced to close his eyes,
+ Sank down, and all his spirits became entranced.
+ But him the gentle angel by the hand
+ Soon raised'----
+
+The second of these lines it is which betrays the presence of laudanum.
+It is in the faculty of mental vision, it is in the increased power of
+dealing with the shadowy and the dark, that the characteristic virtue
+of opium lies. Now, in the original higher sensibility is found some
+palliation for the _practice_ of opium-eating; in the greater temptation
+is a greater excuse. And in this faculty of self-revelation is found
+some palliation for _reporting_ the case to the world, which both
+Coleridge and his biographer have overlooked.
+
+
+
+
+TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT.
+
+
+The most remarkable instance of a combined movement in society, which
+history, perhaps, will be summoned to notice, is that which, in our own
+days, has applied itself to the abatement of intemperance. Naturally,
+or by any _direct_ process, the machinery set in motion would seem
+irrelevant to the object: if one hundred men unite to elevate
+the standard of temperance, they can do this with effect only by
+improvements in their own separate cases: each individual, for such an
+effort of self-conquest, can draw upon no resources but his own. One
+member in a combination of one hundred, when running a race, can hope
+for no cooperation from his ninety-nine associates. And yet, by a
+secondary action, such combinations are found eminently successful.
+Having obtained from every confederate a pledge, in some shape or
+other, that he will give them his support, thenceforwards they bring the
+passions of shame and self-esteem to bear upon each member's personal
+perseverance. Not only they keep alive and continually refresh in his
+thoughts the general purpose, which else might fade; but they also point
+the action of public contempt and of self-contempt at any defaulter much
+more potently, and with more acknowledged right to do so, when they use
+this influence under a license, volunteered, and signed, and sealed, by
+the man's own hand. They first conciliate his countenance through his
+intellectual perceptions of what is right; and next they sustain it
+through his conscience, (the strongest of his internal forces,) and
+even through the weakest of his human sensibilities. That revolution,
+therefore, which no combination of men can further by abating the
+original impulse of temptations, they often accomplish happily by
+maturing the secondary energies of resistance.
+
+Already in their earliest stage, these temperance movements had
+obtained, both at home and abroad, a _national_ range of grandeur. More
+than ten years ago, when M. de Tocqueville was resident in the United
+States, the principal American society counted two hundred and seventy
+thousand members: and in one single state (Pennsylvania) the annual
+diminution in the use of spirits had very soon reached half a million of
+gallons. Now a machinery must be so far good which accomplishes its end:
+the means are meritorious for so much as they effect. Even to strengthen
+a feeble resolution by the aid of other infirmities, such as shame or
+the very servility and cowardice of deference to public opinion, becomes
+prudent and laudable in the service of so great a cause. Nay, sometimes
+to make public profession of self-distrust by assuming the coercion of
+public pledges, may become an expression of frank courage, or even of
+noble principle, not fearing the shame of confession when it can aid the
+powers of victorious resistance. Yet still, so far as it is possible,
+every man sighs for a still higher victory over himself: a victory not
+tainted by bribes, and won from no impulses but those inspired by his
+own higher nature, and his own mysterious force of will; powers that in
+no man were fully developed.
+
+This being so, it is well that from time to time every man should throw
+out any hints that have occurred to his experience,--suggesting such as
+may be new, renewing such as may be old, towards the encouragement
+or the information of persons engaged in so great a struggle. My own
+experience had never travelled in that course which could much instruct
+me in the miseries from wine, or in the resources for struggling with
+it. I had repeatedly been obliged indeed to lay it aside altogether; but
+in this I never found room for more than seven or ten days' struggle:
+excesses I had never practised in the use of wine; simply the habit of
+using it, and the collateral habits formed by excessive use of opium,
+had produced any difficulty at all in resigning it even on an hour's
+notice. From opium I derive my right of offering hints at all upon the
+subjects of abstinence in other forms. But the modes of suffering
+from the evil, and the separate modes of suffering from the effort of
+self-conquest, together with errors of judgment incident to such states
+of transitional torment, are all nearly allied, practically analogous
+as regards the remedies, even if characteristically distinguished to the
+inner consciousness. I make no scruple, therefore, of speaking as from
+a station of high experience and of most watchful attention, which never
+remitted even under sufferings that were at times absolutely frantic.
+
+I. The first hint is one that has been often offered; viz., the
+diminution of the particular liquor used, by the introduction into
+each glass of some inert substance, ascertained in bulk, and equally
+increasing in amount from day to day. But this plan has often been
+intercepted by an accident: shot, or sometimes bullets, were the
+substances nearest at hand; an objection arose from too scrupulous a
+caution of chemistry as to the action upon lead of the vinous acid. Yet
+all objection of this kind might be removed at once, by using beads in a
+case where small decrements were wanted, and marbles, if it were thought
+advisable to use larger. Once for all, however, in cases deeply rooted,
+no advances ought ever to be made but by small stages: for the effect,
+which is insensible at first, by the tenth, twelfth, or fifteenth day,
+generally accumulates unendurably under any bolder deductions. I must
+not stop to illustrate this point; but certain it is, that by an error
+of this nature at the outset, most natural to human impatience under
+exquisite suffering, too generally the trial is abruptly brought to an
+end through the crisis of a passionate relapse.
+
+II. Another object, and one to which the gladiator matched in single
+duel with intemperance, must direct a religious vigilance, is the
+_digestibility_ of his food: it must be digestible not only by its
+original qualities, but also by its culinary preparation. In this last
+point we are all of us Manichćans: all of us yield a cordial assent to
+that Manichćan proverb, which refers the meats and the cooks of this
+world to two opposite fountains of light and of darkness. Oromasdes it
+is, or the good principle, that sends the food; Ahrimanes, or the evil
+principle, that everywhere sends the cooks. Man has been repeatedly
+described or even defined, as by differential privilege of his nature,
+'A cooking animal.' Brutes, it is said, have faces,--man only has a
+countenance; brutes are as well able to eat as man,--man only is able
+to cook what he eats. Such are the romances of self-flattery. I, on the
+contrary, maintain, that six thousand years have not availed, in this
+point, to raise our race generally to the level of ingenious savages.
+The natives of the Society and the Friendly Isles, or of New Zealand,
+and other favored spots, had, and still have, an _art_ of cookery,
+though very limited in its range: the French [Footnote: But judge not,
+reader, of French skill by the attempts of fourth-rate artists; and
+understand me to speak with respect of this skill, not as it is the tool
+of luxury, but as it is the handmaid of health.] have an art, and
+more extensive; but we English are about upon a level (as regards this
+science) with the ape, to whom an instinct whispers that chestnuts may
+be roasted; or with the aboriginal Chinese of Charles Lamb's story, to
+whom the experience of many centuries had revealed thus much, viz., that
+a dish very much beyond the raw flesh of their ancestors, might be had
+by burning down the family mansion, and thus roasting the pig-stye.
+Rudest of barbarous devices is English cookery, and not much in advance
+of this primitive Chinese step; a fact which it would not be worth while
+to lament, were it not for the sake of the poor trembling deserter from
+the banners of intoxication, who is thus, and by no other cause, so
+often thrown back beneath the yoke which he had abjured. Past counting
+are the victims of alcohol, that, having by vast efforts emancipated
+themselves for a season, are violently forced into relapsing by the
+nervous irritations of demoniac cookery. Unhappily for _them_, the
+horrors of indigestion are relieved for the moment, however ultimately
+strengthened, by strong liquors; the relief is immediate, and cannot
+fail to be perceived; but the aggravation, being removed to a distance,
+is not always referred to its proper cause. This is the capital rock and
+stumbling-block in the path of him who is hurrying back to the camps of
+temperance; and many a reader is likely to misapprehend the case through
+the habit he has acquired of supposing indigestion to lurk chiefly
+amongst _luxurious_ dishes. But, on the contrary, it is amongst the
+plainest, simplest, and commonest dishes that such misery lurks, in
+England. Let us glance at three articles of diet, beyond all comparison
+of most ordinary occurrence, viz., potatoes, bread, and butcher's meat.
+The art of preparing potatoes for _human_ use is utterly unknown, except
+in certain provinces of our empire, and amongst certain sections of the
+laboring class. In our great cities,--London, Edinburgh, &c.--the sort
+of things which you see offered at table under the name and reputation
+of potatoes, are such that, if you could suppose the company to be
+composed of Centaurs and Lapithć, or any other quarrelsome people, it
+would become necessary for the police to interfere. The potato of cities
+is a very dangerous missile; and, if thrown with an accurate aim by an
+angry hand, will fracture any known skull. In volume and consistency, it
+is very like a paving-stone; only that, I should say, the paving-stone
+had the advantage in point of tenderness. And upon this horrid basis,
+which youthful ostriches would repent of swallowing, the trembling,
+palpitating invalid, fresh from the scourging of alcohol, is requested
+to build the superstructure of his dinner. The proverb says, that three
+flittings are as bad as a fire; and on that model I conceive that three
+potatoes, as they are found at many British dinner-tables, would be
+equal, in principle of ruin, to two glasses of vitriol. The same savage
+ignorance appears, and only not so often, in the bread of this island.
+Myriads of families eat it in that early stage of sponge which bread
+assumes during the process of baking; but less than sixty hours will not
+fit this dangerous article of human diet to be eaten. And those who are
+acquainted with the works of Parmentier, or other learned investigators
+of bread and of the baker's art, must be aware that this quality of
+sponginess (though quite equal to the ruin of the digestive organs) is
+but one in a legion of vices to which the article is liable. A German of
+much research wrote a book on the conceivable faults in a pair of shoes,
+which he found to be about six hundred and sixty-six, many of them, as
+he observed, requiring a very delicate process of study to find out;
+whereas the possible faults in bread, which are not less in number,
+require no study at all for the defection; they publish themselves
+through all varieties of misery. But the perfection of barbarism, as
+regards our island cookery, is reserved for animal food; and the two
+poles of Oromasdes and Ahrimanes are nowhere so conspicuously exhibited.
+Our insular sheep, for instance, are so far superior to any which the
+continent produces, that the present Prussian minister at our court is
+in the habit of questioning a man's right to talk of mutton as anything
+beyond a great idea, unless he can prove a residence in Great Britain.
+One sole case he cites of a dinner on the Elbe, when a particular leg of
+mutton really struck him as rivalling any which he had known in England.
+The mystery seemed inexplicable; but, upon inquiry, it turned out to
+be an importation from Leith. Yet this incomparable article, to produce
+which the skill of the feeder must co-operate with the peculiar bounty
+of nature, calls forth the most dangerous refinements of barbarism in
+its cookery. A Frenchman requires, as the primary qualification of flesh
+meat, that it should be tender. We English universally, but especially
+the Scots, treat that quality with indifference, or with bare
+toleration. What we require is, that it should be fresh, that is,
+recently killed, (in which state it cannot be digestible except by a
+crocodile;) and we present it at table in a transition state of leather,
+demanding the teeth of a tiger to rend it in pieces, and the stomach of
+a tiger to digest it.
+
+With these habits amongst our countrymen, exemplified daily in
+the articles of widest use, it is evident that the sufferer from
+intemperance has a harder quarantine, in this island, to support
+during the effort of restoration, than he could have anywhere else in
+Christendom. In Persia, and, perhaps, there only on this terraqueous
+planet, matters might be even worse: for, whilst we English neglect the
+machinery of digestion, as a matter entitled to little consideration,
+the people of Teheran seem unaware that there _is_ any such machinery.
+So, at least, one might presume, from cases on record, and especially
+from the reckless folly, under severe illness, from indigestion, of
+the three Persian princes, who visited this country, as stated by their
+official _mehmander_, Mr. Fraser. With us, the excess of ignorance, upon
+this subject, betrays itself oftenest in that vain-glorious answer made
+by the people, who at any time are admonished of the sufferings which
+they are preparing for themselves by these outrages upon the most
+delicate of human organs. They, for _their_ parts, 'know not if they
+_have_ a stomach; they know not what it is that dyspepsy means;'
+forgetting that, in thus vaunting their _strength_ of stomach, they are,
+at the same time, proclaiming its coarseness; and showing themselves
+unaware that precisely those, whom such coarseness of organization
+reprieves from immediate and seasonable reaction of suffering, are the
+favorite subjects of that heavier reaction which takes the shape of
+_delirium tremens_, of palsy, and of lunacy. It is but a fanciful
+advantage which _they_ enjoy, for whom the immediate impunity avails
+only to hide the final horrors which are gathering upon them from the
+gloomy rear. Better, by far, that more of immediate discomfort had
+guaranteed to them less of reversionary anguish. It may be safely
+asserted, that few, indeed, are the suicides amongst us to which the
+miseries of indigestion have not been a large concurring cause; and even
+where nothing so dreadful as _that_ occurs, always these miseries are
+the chief hinderance of the self-reforming drunkard, and the commonest
+cause of his relapse. It is certain, also, that misanthropic gloom
+and bad temper besiege that class, by preference, to whom peculiar
+coarseness or obtuse sensibility of organization has denied the salutary
+warnings and early prelibations of punishment which, happily for most
+men, besiege the more direct and obvious frailties of the digestive
+apparatus.
+
+The whole process and elaborate machinery of digestion are felt to be
+mean and humiliating when viewed in relation to our mere animal economy.
+But they rise into dignity, and assert their own supreme importance,
+when they arc studied from another station, viz., in relation to the
+intellect and temper; no man dares, _then_, to despise them: it is then
+seen that these functions of the human system form the essential basis
+upon which the strength and health of our higher nature repose; and
+that upon these functions, chiefly, the general happiness of life is
+dependent. All the rules of prudence, or gifts of experience that life
+can accumulate, will never do as much for human comfort and welfare as
+would be done by a stricter attention, and a wiser science, directed
+to the digestive system; in this attention lies the key to any perfect
+restoration for the victim of intemperance: and, considering the
+peculiar hostility to the digestive health which exists in the dietetic
+habits of our own country, it may be feared that nowhere upon earth has
+the reclaimed martyr to intemperance so difficult a combat to sustain;
+nowhere, therefore, is it so important to direct the attention upon
+an _artificial_ culture of those resources which naturally, and by the
+established habits of the land, are surest to be neglected. The sheet
+anchor for the storm-beaten sufferer, who is laboring to recover a haven
+of rest from the agonies of intemperance, and who has had the fortitude
+to abjure the poison which ruined, but which also, for brief intervals,
+offered him his only consolation, lies, beyond all doubt, in a most
+anxious regard to everything connected with this supreme function of
+our animal economy. And, as few men that are not regularly trained to
+medical studies can have the complex knowledge requisite for such a
+duty, some printed guide should be sought of a regular professional
+order. Twenty years ago, Dr. Wilson Philip published a valuable book of
+this class, which united a wide range of practical directions as to the
+choice of diet, and as to the qualities and tendencies of all esculent
+articles likely to be found at British tables, with some ingenious
+speculations upon the still mysterious theory of digestion. These were
+derived from experiments made upon rabbits, and had originally been
+communicated by him to the Royal Society of London, who judged them
+worthy of publication in their Transactions. I notice them chiefly
+for the sake of remarking, that the rationale of digestion, as here
+suggested, explains the reason of a fact, which merely _as_ a fact, had
+not been known until modern times, viz., the injuriousness to enfeebled
+stomachs of all fluid. Fifty years ago--and still lingering inveterately
+amongst nurses, and other ignorant persons--there prevailed a notion
+that 'slops' must be the proper resource of the valetudinarian; and
+the same erroneous notion appears in the common expression of ignorant
+wonder at the sort of breakfasts usual amongst women of rank in the
+times of Queen Elizabeth. 'What robust stomachs they must have had,
+to support such solid meals!' As to the question of fact, whether the
+stomachs were more or less robust in those days than at the present,
+there is no need to offer an opinion. But the question of principle
+concerned in scientific dietetics points in the very opposite direction.
+By how much the organs of digestion are feebler, by so much is it the
+more indispensable that solid food and animal food should be adopted.
+A robust stomach may be equal to the trying task of supporting a fluid,
+such as tea for breakfast; but for a feeble stomach, and still more for
+a stomach _enfeebled_ by bad habits, broiled beef, or something equally
+solid and animal, but not too much subjected to the action of fire, is
+the only tolerable diet. This, indeed, is the one capital rule for a
+sufferer from habitual intoxication, who must inevitably labor under
+an impaired digestion; that as little as possible he should use of any
+liquid diet, and as little as possible of vegetable diet. Beef, and a
+little bread, (at the least sixty hours old,) compose the privileged
+bill of fare for his breakfast. But precisely it is, by the way, in
+relation to this earliest meal, that human folly has in one or two
+instances shown itself most ruinously inventive. The less variety there
+is at that meal, the more is the danger from any single luxury; and
+there is one, known by the name of 'muffins,' which has repeatedly
+manifested itself to be a plain and direct bounty upon suicide. Darwin,
+in his 'Zoonomia,' reports a case where an officer, holding the rank of
+lieutenant-colonel, could not tolerate a breakfast in which this odious
+article was wanting; but, as a savage retribution invariably supervened
+within an hour or two upon this act of insane sensuality, he came to
+a resolution that life was intolerable _with_ muffins, but still more
+intolerable _without_ muffins. He would stand the nuisance no longer;
+but yet, being a just man, he would give nature one final chance of
+reforming her dyspeptic atrocities. Muffins, therefore, being laid at
+one angle of the breakfast-table, and loaded pistols at another, with
+rigid equity the Colonel awaited the result. This was naturally pretty
+much as usual: and then, the poor man, incapable of retreating from his
+word of honor, committed suicide,--having previously left a line for
+posterity to the effect (though I forget the expression), 'That a
+muffinless world was no world for him: better no life at all than a life
+dismantled of muffins.'--Dr. Darwin was a showy philosopher, and fond of
+producing effect, so that some allowance must be made in construing the
+affair. Strictly speaking, it is probable that not the especial want
+of muffins, but the general torment of indigestion, was the curse from
+which the unhappy sufferer sought relief by suicide. And the Colonel was
+not the first by many a million, that has fled from the very same form
+of wretchedness, or from its effects upon the genial spirits, to the
+same gloomy refuge. It should never be forgotten that, although some
+other more overt vexation is generally assigned as the proximate cause
+of suicide, and often may be so as regards the immediate occasion, too
+generally this vexation borrowed its whole power to annoy, from the
+habitual atmosphere of irritation in which the system had been kept by
+indigestion. So that indirectly, and virtually, perhaps, all suicides
+may be traced to mismanaged digestion. Meantime, in alluding at all to
+so dreadful a subject as suicide, I do so only by way of giving deeper
+effect to the opinion expressed above, upon the chief cause of relapse
+into habits of intemperance amongst those who have once accomplished
+their deliverance. Errors of digestion, either from impaired powers, or
+from powers not so much enfeebled as deranged, is the one immeasurable
+source both of disease and of secret wretchedness to the human race.
+Life is laid waste by the eternal fretting of the vital forces,
+emanating from this one cause. And it may well be conceived, that if
+cases so endless, even of suicide, in every generation, are virtually
+traceable to this main root, much more must it be able to shake
+and undermine the yet palpitating frame of the poor fugitive from
+intemperance; since indigestion in every mode and variety of its changes
+irresistibly upholds the temptation to that form of excitement which,
+though one foremost cause of indigestion, is yet unhappily its sole
+immediate palliation.
+
+III. Next, after the most vigorous attention, and a scientific attention
+to the digestive system, in power of operation, stands _exercise_. Here,
+however, most people have their own separate habits, with respect to
+the time of exercise, the duration, and the particular mode, on which a
+stranger cannot venture to intrude with his advice. Some will not endure
+the steady patience required for walking exercise; many benefit most by
+riding on horseback; and in days when roads were more rugged, and the
+springs of carriages less improved, I have known people who found
+most advantage in the vibrations communicated to the frame by a heavy
+rumbling carriage. For myself, under the ravages of opium, I have found
+walking the most beneficial exercise; besides that, it requires no
+previous notice or preparation of any kind; and this is a capital
+advantage in a state of drooping energies, or of impatient and unresting
+agitation. I may mention, as possibly an accident of my individual
+temperament, but possibly, also, no accident at all, that the relief
+obtained by walking was always most sensibly brought home to my
+consciousness, when some part of it (at least a mile and a half) has
+been performed before breakfast. In this there soon ceased to be any
+difficulty; for, whilst under the full oppression of opium, it was
+impossible for me to rise at any hour that could, by the most indulgent
+courtesy, be described as within the pale of morning, no sooner had
+there been established any considerable relief from this oppression,
+than the tendency was in the opposite direction; the difficulty became
+continually greater of sleeping even to a reasonable hour. Having once
+accomplished the feat of walking at nine A. M., I backed, in a space of
+seven or eight months, to eight o'clock, to seven, to six, five, four,
+three; until at this point a metaphysical fear fell upon me that I was
+actually backing into 'yesterday,' and should soon have no sleep at all.
+Below three, however, I did not descend; and, for a couple of years,
+three and a half hours' sleep was all that I could obtain in the
+twenty-four hours. From this no particular suffering arose, except
+the nervous impatience of lying in bed for one moment after awaking.
+Consequently, the habit of walking before breakfast became at length
+troublesome no longer as a most odious duty, but, on the contrary, as a
+temptation that could hardly be resisted on the wettest mornings. As to
+the quantity of the exercise, I found that six miles a day formed the
+_minimum_ which would support permanently a particular standard of
+animal spirits, evidenced to myself by certain apparent symptoms. I
+averaged about nine and a half miles a day; but ascended on particular
+days to fifteen or sixteen, and more rarely to twenty-three or
+twenty-four; a quantity which did not produce fatigue, on the contrary
+it spread a sense of improvement through almost the whole week that
+followed; but usually, in the night immediately succeeding to such
+an exertion, I lost much of my sleep; a privation that, under the
+circumstances explained, deterred me from trying the experiment too
+often. For one or two years, I accomplished more than I have here
+claimed, viz., from six to seven thousand miles in the twelve months.
+Let me add to this slight abstract of my own experience, in a point
+where it is really difficult to offer any useful advice, (the tastes
+and habits of men varying so much in this chapter of exercise,) that
+one caution seems applicable to the case of all persons suffering from
+nervous irritability, viz., that a secluded space should be measured off
+accurately, in some private grounds not liable to the interruption or
+notice of chance intruders; for these annoyances are unendurable to the
+restless invalid; to be questioned upon trivial things is death to
+him; and the perpetual anticipation of such annoyances is little less
+distressing. Some plan must also be adopted for registering the number
+of rounds performed. I once walked for eighteen months in a circuit so
+confined that forty revolutions were needed to complete a mile. These
+I counted, at one time, by a rosary of beads; every tenth round being
+marked by drawing a blue bead, the other nine by drawing white beads.
+But this plan, I found in practice, more troublesome and inaccurate than
+that of using ten detached counters, stones, or anything else that was
+large enough and solid. These were applied to the separate bars of a
+garden chair; the first bar indicating of itself the first decade, the
+second bar the second decade, and so on. In fact, I used the chair in
+some measure as a Roman abacus, but on a still simpler plan; and as the
+chair offered sixteen bars, it followed, that on covering the last bar
+of the series with the ten markers, I perceived without any trouble of
+calculation the accomplishment of my fourth mile.
+
+A necessity, more painful to me by far than that of taking continued
+exercise, arose out of a cause which applies, perhaps, with the same
+intensity only to opium cases, but must also apply in some degree to all
+cases of debilitation from morbid stimulation of the nerves, whether
+by means of wine, or opium, or distilled liquors. In travelling on the
+outside of mails, during my youthful days, for I could not endure the
+inside, occasionally, during the night-time, I suffered naturally from
+cold: no cloaks, &c. were always sufficient to relieve this; and I then
+made the discovery that opium, after an hour or so, diffuses a warmth
+deeper and far more permanent than could be had from any other known
+source. I mention this, to explain, in some measure, the awful passion
+of cold which for some years haunted the inverse process of laying aside
+the opium. It was a perfect frenzy of misery; cold was a sensation which
+then first, as a mode of torment, seemed to have been revealed. In
+the months of July and August, and not at all the less during the very
+middle watch of the day, I sate in the closest proximity to a blazing
+fire; cloaks, blankets, counterpanes, hearthrugs, horse-cloths, were
+piled upon my shoulders, but with hardly a glimmering of relief. At
+night, and after taking coffee, I felt a little warmer, and could
+sometimes afford to smile at the resemblance of my own case to that of
+Harry Gill. [Footnote: 'Harry Gill:'--Many readers, in this generation,
+may not be aware of this ballad as one amongst the early poems of
+Wordsworth. Thirty or forty years ago, it was the object of some insipid
+ridicule, which ought, perhaps, in another place, to be noticed. And,
+doubtless, this ridicule was heightened by the false impression that
+the story had been some old woman's superstitious fiction, meant to
+illustrate a supernatural judgment on hard-heartedness. But the story
+was a physiologic fact; and, originally, it had been brought forward in
+a philosophic work, by Darwin, who had the reputation of an irreligious
+man, and even of an infidel. A bold freethinker he certainly was: a
+Deist, and, by public repute, something more.] But, secretly, I was
+struck with awe at the revelation of powers so unsearchably new, lurking
+within old affections so familiarly known as cold. Upon the analogy of
+this case, it might be thought that nothing whatever had yet been
+truly and seriously felt by man; nothing searched or probed by human
+sensibilities, to a depth below the surface. If cold could give out
+mysteries of suffering so novel, all things in the world might be yet
+unvisited by the truth of human sensations. All experience, worthy of
+the name, was yet to begin. Meantime, the external phenomenon, by which
+the cold expressed itself, was a sense (but with little reality) of
+eternal freezing perspiration. From this I was never free; and at
+length, from finding one general ablution sufficient for one day, I was
+thrown upon the irritating necessity of repeating it more frequently
+than would seem credible, if stated. At this time, I used always hot
+water; and a thought occurred to me very seriously that it would be best
+to live constantly, and, perhaps, to sleep in a bath. What caused me to
+renounce this plan, was an accident that compelled me for one day to use
+cold water. This, first of all, communicated any lasting warmth; so that
+ever afterwards I used none _but_ cold water. Now, to live in a _cold_
+bath, in our climate, and in my own state of preternatural sensibility
+to cold, was not an idea to dally with. I wish to mention, however, for
+the information of other sufferers in the same way, one change in the
+mode of applying the water, which led to a considerable and a sudden
+improvement in the condition of my feelings. I had endeavored to procure
+a child's battledore, as an easy means (when clothed with sponge) of
+reaching the interspace between the shoulders; which interspace, by the
+way, is a sort of Bokhara, so provokingly situated, that it will neither
+suffer itself to be reached from the north, in which direction even the
+Czar, with his long arms, has only singed his own fingers, and lost six
+thousand camels; nor at all better from the south, upon which line
+of approach the greatest potentate in Southern Asia, viz., No.--, in
+Leadenhall Street, has found it the best policy to pocket the little
+Khan's murderous defiances and persevering insults. There is no
+battledore long enough to reach him in either way. In my own difficulty,
+I felt almost as perplexed as the Honorable East India Company, when I
+found that no battledore was to be had; for no town was near at hand.
+In default of a battledore, therefore, my necessity threw my experiment
+upon a long hair-brush; and this, eventually, proved of much greater
+service than any sponge or any battledore; for, the friction of the
+brush caused an irritation on the surface of the skin, which, more than
+anything else, has gradually diminished the once continual misery of
+unrelenting frost; although even yet it renews itself most distressingly
+at uncertain intervals.
+
+IV. I counsel the patient not to make the mistake of supposing that his
+amendment will necessarily proceed continuously, or by equal increments;
+because this, which is a common notion, will certainly lead to dangerous
+disappointments. How frequently I have heard people encouraging a
+self-reformer by such language as this:--'When you have got over the
+fourth day of abstinence, which suppose to be Sunday, then Monday will
+find you a trifle better; Tuesday better still,--though still it should
+be only by a trifle; and so on. You may, at least, rely on never going
+back; you may assure yourself of having seen the worst; and the positive
+improvements, if trifles separately, must soon gather into a sensible
+magnitude.' This may be true in a case of short standing: but, as a
+general rule, it is perilously delusive. On the contrary, the line of
+progress, if exhibited in a geometrical construction, would describe
+an ascending path upon the whole, but with frequent retrocessions into
+descending curves, which, compared with the point of ascent that had
+been previously gained and so vexatiously interrupted, would sometimes
+seem deeper than the original point of starting. This mortifying
+tendency I can report from experience many times repeated with regard
+to opium; and so unaccountably, as regarded all the previous grounds of
+expectation, that I am compelled to suppose it a tendency inherent in
+the very nature of all self-restorations for animal systems. They
+move perhaps necessarily _per saltum_, by, intermitting spasms, and
+pulsations of unequal energy.
+
+V. I counsel the patient frequently to call back before his
+thoughts--when suffering sorrowful collapses, that seem unmerited by
+anything done or neglected--that such, and far worse, perhaps, must
+have been his experience, and with no reversion of hope behind, had he
+persisted in his intemperate indulgencies; _these_ also suffer their own
+collapses, and (so far as things not co-present can be compared) by many
+degrees more shocking to the genial instincts.
+
+VI. I exhort him to believe, that no movement on his own part, not the
+smallest conceivable, towards the restoration of his healthy state, can
+by possibility perish. Nothing in this direction is finally lost; but
+often it disappears and hides itself; suddenly, however, to reappear,
+and in unexpected strength, and much more hopefully; because such
+minute elements of improvement, by reappearing at a remoter stage, show
+themselves to have combined with other elements of the same kind: so
+that equally by their gathering tendency and their duration through
+intervals of apparent darkness, and below the current of what seemed
+absolute interruption, they argue themselves to be settled in the
+system. There is no good gift that does not come from God: almost his
+greatest is health, with the peace which it inherits; and man must reap
+_this_ on the same terms as he was told to reap God's earliest gift, the
+fruits of the earth, viz.: 'in the sweat of his brow,' through labor,
+often through sorrow, through disappointment, but still through
+imperishable perseverance, and hoping under clouds, when all hope seems
+darkened.
+
+VII. It is difficult, in selecting from many memoranda of warning and
+encouragement, to know which to prefer when the space disposable is
+limited. But it seems to me important not to omit this particular
+caution: The patient will be naturally anxious, as he goes on,
+frequently to test the amount of his advance, and its rate, if that
+were possible. But this he will see no mode of doing, except through
+tentative balancings of his feelings, and generally of the moral
+atmosphere around him, as to pleasure and hope, against the
+corresponding states, so far as he can recall them from his periods of
+intemperance. But these comparisons, I warn him, are fallacious, when
+made in this way; the two states are incommensurable on any plan of
+_direct_ comparison. Some common measure must be found, and, _out of
+himself_; some positive fact, that will not bend to his own delusive
+feeling at the moment; as, for instance, in what degree he finds
+tolerable what heretofore was _not_ so--the effort of writing letters,
+or transacting business, or undertaking a journey, or overtaking the
+arrears of labor, that had been once thrown off to a distance. If
+in these things he finds himself improved, by tests that cannot be
+disputed, he may safely disregard any sceptical whispers from a wayward
+sensibility which cannot yet, perhaps, have recovered its normal health,
+however much improved. His inner feelings may not yet point steadily
+to the truth, though they may vibrate in that direction. Besides, it is
+certain that sometimes very manifest advances, such as any medical man
+would perceive at a glance, carry a man through stages of agitation and
+discomfort. A far worse condition might happen to be less agitated,
+and so far more bearable. Now, when a man is positively suffering
+discomfort, when he is below the line of pleasurable feeling, he is
+no proper judge of his own condition, which he neither will nor can
+appreciate. Tooth-ache extorts more groans than dropsy.
+
+VIII. Another important caution is, not to confound with the effects of
+intemperance any other natural effects of debility from advanced years.
+Many a man, having begun to be intemperate at thirty, enters at sixty
+or upwards upon a career of self-restoration. And by self-restoration he
+understands a renewal of that state in which he was when first swerving
+from temperance. But that state, for his memory, is coincident with his
+state of youth. The two states are coadunated. In his recollections they
+are intertwisted too closely. But life, without any intemperance at
+all, would soon have untwisted them. Charles Lamb, for instance, at
+forty-five, and Coleridge at sixty, measured their several conditions
+by such tests as the loss of all disposition to involuntary murmuring of
+musical airs or fragments when rising from bed. Once they had sung
+when rising in the morning light; now they sang no more. The _vocal_
+utterance of joy, for _them_, was silenced for ever. But these are
+amongst the changes that life, stern power, inflicts at any rate;
+these would have happened, and above all, to men worn by the unequal
+irritations of too much thinking, and by those modes of care
+
+ That kill the bloom before its time,
+ And blanch without the owner's crime
+ The most resplendent hair,
+
+not at all the less had the one drunk no brandy, nor the other any
+laudanum. A man must submit to the conditions of humanity, and not
+quarrel with a cure as incomplete, because in his climacteric year of
+sixty-three, he cannot recover, entirely, the vivacities of thirty-five.
+If, by dipping seven times in Jordan, he had cleansed his whole leprosy
+of intemperance; if, by going down into Bethesda, he were able to mount
+again upon the pinions of his youth,--even then he might querulously
+say,--'But, after all these marvels in my favor, I suppose that one
+of these fine mornings I, like other people, shall have to bespeak
+a coffin.' Why, yes, undoubtedly he will, or somebody _for_ him. But
+privileges so especial were not promised even by the mysterious waters
+of Palestine. Die he must. And counsels tendered to the intemperate do
+not hope to accomplish what might have been beyond the baths of Jordan
+or Bethesda. They do enough, if, being executed by efforts in the spirit
+of earnest sincerity, they make a life of _growing_ misery moderately
+happy for the patient; and, through that great change, perhaps, more
+than moderately useful for others.
+
+IX. One final remark I will make:--pointed to the case, not of the yet
+struggling patient, but of him who is fully re-established; and the more
+so, because I (who am no hypocrite, but, rather, frank to an infirmity)
+acknowledge, in myself, the trembling tendency at intervals, which
+would, if permitted, sweep round into currents that might be hard to
+overrule. After the absolute restoration to health, a man is very apt to
+say,--'Now, then, how shall I use my health? To what delightful purpose
+shall I apply it? Surely it is idle to carry a fine jewel in one's
+watch-pocket, and never to astonish the weak minds of this world,
+by wearing it and flashing it in their eyes.' 'But how?' retorts his
+philosophic friend; 'my good fellow, are you not using it at this
+moment? Breathing, for instance, talking to me, (though rather
+absurdly,) and airing your legs at a glowing fire?' 'Why, yes,' the
+other confesses, 'that is all true; but I am dull; and, if you will
+pardon my rudeness, even in spite of your too philosophic presence. It
+is painful to say so, but sincerely, if I had the power, at this moment,
+to turn you, by magic, into a bottle of old port wine, so corrupt is
+my nature, that really I fear lest the exchange might, for the moment,
+strike me as agreeable.' Such a mood, I apprehend, is apt to revolve
+upon many of us, at intervals, however firmly married to temperance. And
+the propensity to it has a root in certain analogies running through
+our nature. If the reader will permit me for a moment the use of what,
+without such an apology, might seem pedantic, I would call it the
+instinct of _focalizing_, which prompts such random desires. Feeling is
+diffused over the whole surface of the body; but light is focalized in
+the eye; sound in the ear. The organization of a sense or a pleasure
+seems diluted and imperfect, unless it is gathered by some machinery
+into one focus, or local centre. And thus it is that a general state of
+pleasurable feeling sometimes seems too superficially diffused, and one
+has a craving to intensify or brighten it by concentration through some
+sufficient stimulant. I, for my part, have tried every thing in this
+world except '_bang_,' which, I believe, is obtained from hemp. There
+are other preparations of hemp which have been found to give great
+relief from _ennui_; not ropes, but something lately introduced, which
+acts upon the system as the laughing gas (nitrous oxide) acts at times.
+One farmer in Mid-Lothian was mentioned to me, eight months ago, as
+having taken it, and ever since annoyed his neighbors by immoderate
+fits of laughter; so that in January it was agreed to present him to the
+sheriff as a nuisance. But, for some reason, the plan was laid aside;
+and now, eight months later, I hear that the farmer is laughing more
+rapturously than ever, continues in the happiest frame of mind, the
+kindest of creatures, and the general torment of his neighborhood. Now,
+I confess to having had a lurking interest in this extract of hemp, when
+first I heard of it: and at intervals a desire will continue to make
+itself felt for some deeper compression or centralization of the genial
+feelings than ordinary life affords. But old things will not avail, and
+new things I am now able to resist. Still, as the occasional craving
+does really arise in most men, it is well to notice it; and chiefly for
+the purpose of saying, that this dangerous feeling wears off by degrees;
+and oftentimes for long periods it intermits so entirely as to be even
+displaced by a profound disgust to all modes of artificial stimulation.
+At those times I have remarked that the pleasurable condition of health
+does _not_ seem weakened by its want of centralization. It seems to form
+a thousand centres. This it is well to know; because there are many who
+would resist effectually, if they were aware of any natural change going
+on silently in favor of their own efforts, such as would finally ratify
+the success. Towards such a result they would gladly contribute by
+waiting and forbearing; whilst, under despondency as to this result,
+they might more easily yield to some chance temptation.
+
+Finally, there is something to interest us in the _time_ at which this
+temperance movement has begun to stir. Let me close with a slight notice
+of what chiefly impresses myself in the relation between this time and
+the other circumstances of the case. In reviewing history, we may see
+something more than mere convenience in distributing it into three
+chambers; ancient history, ending in the space between the Western
+Empire falling and Mahomet arising; modern history, from that time to
+this; and a new modern history arising at present, or from the
+French Revolution. Two great races of men, our own in a two-headed
+form--British and American, and secondly, the Russian, are those which,
+like rising deluges, already reveal their mission to overflow the earth.
+Both these races, partly through climate, or through derivation of
+blood, and partly through the contagion of habits inevitable to brothers
+of the same nation, are tainted carnally with the appetite for brandy,
+for slings, for juleps. And no fire racing through the forests of Nova
+Scotia for three hundred miles in the direction of some doomed city,
+ever moved so fiercely as the infection of habits amongst the dense and
+fiery populations of republican North America.
+
+But it is remarkable, that the whole _ancient_ system of civilization,
+all the miracles of Greece and Rome, Persia and Egypt, moved by the
+machinery of races that were _not_ tainted with any such popular
+_marasmus_. The taste was slightly sowed, as an _artificial_ taste,
+amongst luxurious individuals, but never ran through the laboring
+classes, through armies, through cities The blood and the climate
+forbade it. In this earliest era of history, all the great races,
+consequently all the great empires, threw themselves, by accumulation,
+upon the genial climates of the south,--having, in fact, the magnificent
+lake of the Mediterranean for their general centre of evolutions. Round
+this lake, in a zone of varying depth, towered the whole grandeurs of
+the Pagan earth. But, in such climates, man is naturally temperate.
+He is so by physical coercion, and for the necessities of rest and
+coolness. The Spaniard, the Moor, or the Arab, has no merit in his
+temperance. The effort, for _him_, would be to form the taste for
+alcohol. He has a vast foreground of disgust to traverse before he can
+reach a taste so remote and alien. No need for resistance in his will
+where nature resists on his behalf. Sherbet, shaddocks, grapes,
+these were innocent applications to thirst. And the great republic of
+antiquity said to her legionary sons:--'Soldier, if you thirst, there
+is the river;--Nile, suppose, or Ebro. Better drink there cannot be.
+Of this you may take "at discretion." Or, if you wait till the
+_impedimenta_ come up, you may draw your ration of _Posca_' What was
+_posca_? It was, in fact, acidulated water; three parts of superfine
+water to one part of the very best vinegar. Nothing stronger did Rome,
+that awful mother, allow to her dearest children, _i. e._, her legions.
+Truest of blessings, that veiling itself in seeming sternness, drove
+away the wicked phantoms that haunt the couches of yet greater nations.
+'The blessings of the evil genii,' says an Eastern proverb, 'these are
+curses.' And the stern refusals of wisely loving mothers,--these are the
+mightiest of gifts.
+
+Now, on the other hand, our northern climates have universally the
+taste, latent if not developed, for powerful liquors. And through their
+blood, as also through the natural tendency of the imitative principle
+amongst compatriots, from these high latitudes the greatest of our
+modern nations propagate the contagion to their brothers, though
+colonizing warm climates. And it is remarkable that our modern
+preparations of liquors, even when harmless in their earliest stages,
+are fitted, like stepping-stones, for making the transition to higher
+stages that are _not_ harmless. The weakest preparations from malt,
+lead, by graduated steps, to the strongest; until we arrive at
+the intoxicating porter of London, which, under its local name (so
+insidiously delusive) of '_beer_,' diffuses the most extensive ravages.
+
+Under these marked circumstances of difference between the ruling races
+of antiquity and of our modern times, it now happens that the greatest
+era by far of human expansion is opening upon us. Two vast movements are
+hurrying into action by velocities continually accelerated--the great
+revolutionary movement from political causes concurring with the
+great physical movement in locomotion and social intercourse, from the
+gigantic (though still infant) powers of steam. No such Titan resources
+for modifying each other were ever before dreamed of by nations: and
+the next hundred years will have changed the face of the world. At the
+opening of such a crisis, had no third movement arisen of resistance to
+intemperate habits, there would have been ground for despondency as to
+the amelioration of the human race. But, as the case stands, the new
+principle of resistance nationally to bad habits, has arisen almost
+concurrently with the new powers of national intercourse; and
+henceforward by a change equally sudden and unlooked for, that new
+machinery, which would else most surely have multiplied the ruins
+of intoxication, has become the strongest agency for hastening its
+extirpation.
+
+
+
+
+ON WAR.
+
+
+Few people need to be told--that associations exist up and down
+Christendom, having the ambitious object of abolishing war. Some go so
+far as to believe that this evil of war, so ubiquitous, so ancient and
+apparently so inalienable from man's position upon earth, is already
+doomed; that not the private associations only, but the prevailing
+voice of races the most highly civilized, may be looked on as tending to
+confederation against it; that sentence of extermination has virtually
+gone forth, and that all which remains is gradually to execute that
+sentence. Conscientiously I find myself unable to join in these views.
+The project seems to me the most romantic of all romances in the course
+of publication. Consequently, when asked to become a member in any such
+association, I have always thought it most respectful, because most
+sincere, to decline. Yet, as it is painful to refuse all marks of
+sympathy with persons whose motives one honors, I design at my death to
+bequeath half-a-crown to the chief association for extinguishing war;
+the said half-crown to be improved in all time coming for the benefit of
+the association, under the trusteeship of Europe, Asia, and America,
+but not of Africa. I really dare not trust Africa with money, she is not
+able as yet to take care of herself. This half-crown, a fund that will
+overshadow the earth before it comes to be wanted under the provisions
+of my will, is to be improved at any interest whatever--no matter what;
+for the vast period of the accumulations will easily make good any
+tardiness of advance, long before the time comes for its commencing
+payment; a point which will be soon understood from the following
+explanation, by any gentleman that hopes to draw upon it.
+
+There is in Ceylon a granite _cippus_, or monumental pillar, of
+immemorial antiquity; and to this pillar a remarkable legend is
+attached. The pillar measures six feet by six, _i. e._ thirty-six
+square feet, on the flat tablet of its horizontal surface; and in height
+several _riyanas_, (which arc Ceylonese cubits of eighteen inches each,)
+but of these cubits, there are either eight or twelve; excuse me for
+having forgotten which. At first, perhaps, you will be angry, viz.,
+when you hear that this simple difference of four cubits, or six feet,
+measures a difference for your expectations, whether you count your
+expectations in kicks or halfpence, that absolutely strikes horror into
+arithmetic. The singularity of the case is, that the very solemnity of
+the legend and the wealth of the human race in time, depend upon the
+cubical contents of the monument, so that a loss of one granite chip is
+a loss of a frightful infinity; yet, again, for that very reason, the
+loss of all _but_ a chip, leaves behind riches so appallingly too rich,
+that everybody is careless about the four cubits. Enough is as good as
+a feast. Two bottomless abysses take as much time for the diver as ten;
+and five eternities are as frightful to look down as four-and-twenty. In
+the Ceylon legend all turns upon the inexhaustible series of ages which
+this pillar guarantees. But, as one inexhaustible is quite enough for
+one race of men, and you are sure of more by ineffable excess than you
+can use in any private consumption of your own, you become generous;
+'and between friends,' you say, in accepting my apologies for the
+doubtful error as to the four cubits, 'what signifies an infinity more
+or less?'
+
+For the Ceylonese legend is this, that once in every hundred years
+an angel visits this granite pillar. He is dressed in a robe of
+white muslin, muslin of that kind which the Romans called _aura
+textilis_--woven, as might seem, from zephyrs or from pulses of the air,
+such in its transparency, such in its gossamer lightness. Does the angel
+touch the pillar with his foot? Oh no! Even _that_ would be something,
+but even _that_ is not allowed. In his soundless flight across it, he
+suffers the hem of his impalpable robe to sweep the surface as softly
+as a moon-beam. So much and no more of pollution he endures from contact
+with earthly objects. The lowest extremity of his dress, but with the
+delicacy of light, grazes the granite surface. And _that_ is all the
+attrition which the sacred granite receives in the course of any one
+century, and this is all the progress which we, the poor children of
+earth, in any one century make towards the exhaustion of our earthly
+imprisonment. But, argues the subtle legend, even _that_ attrition,
+when weighed in metaphysical scales, cannot be denied its value; it
+has detached from the pillar an atom (no matter that it is an invisible
+atom) of granite dust, the ratio of which atom to a grain avoirdupois,
+if expressed as a fraction of unity, would by its denominator stretch
+from the Accountant-General's office in London to the Milky Way. Now
+the total mass of the granite represents, on this scheme of payment, the
+total funded debt of man's race to Father Time and earthly corruption;
+all this intolerable score, chalked up to our debit, we by ourselves and
+our representatives have to rub off, before the granite will be rubbed
+away by the muslin robe of the proud flying angel, (who, if he were a
+good fellow, might just as well give a sly kick with his heel to
+the granite,) before time will be at an end, and the burden of flesh
+accomplished. But you hear it expressed in terms that will astonish
+Baron Rothschild, what is the progress in liquidation which we make
+for each particular century. A billion of centuries pays off a quantity
+equal to a pinch of snuff. Despair seizes a man in contemplating a
+single _coupon_, no bigger than a visiting card, of such a stock as
+this; and behold we have to keep on paying away until the total granite
+is reduced to a level with a grain of mustard-seed. But when that is
+accomplished, thank heaven, our last generation of descendants will
+be entitled to leave at Master Time's door a visiting card, which the
+meagre shadow cannot refuse to take, though he will sicken at seeing it;
+viz., a P. P. C. card, upon seeing which, the old thief is bound to give
+receipt in full for all debts and pretended arrears.
+
+The reader perhaps knows of debts on both sides the Atlantic that have
+no great prospect of being paid off sooner than this in Ceylon.
+
+And naturally, to match this order of debts, moving off so slowly, there
+are funds that accumulate as slowly. My own funded half-crown is an
+illustration. The half-crown will travel in the inverse order of the
+granite pillar. The pillar and the half-crown move upon opposite tacks;
+and there _is_ a point of time (which it is for Algebra to investigate)
+when they will cross each other in the exact moment of their several
+bisections--my aspiring half-crown tending gradually towards the fixed
+stars, so that perhaps it might be right to make the man in the moon
+trustee for that part of the accumulations which rises above the optics
+of sublunary bankers; whilst the Ceylon pillar is constantly unweaving
+its own granite texture, and dwindling earthwards. It is probable that
+each of the parties will have reached its consummation about the same
+time. What is to be done with the mustard-seed, Ceylon has forgotten to
+say. But what is to be done with the half-crown and its surplus, nobody
+can doubt after reading my last will and testament. After reciting a few
+inconsiderable legacies to the three continents, and to the man in the
+moon, for any trouble they may have had in managing the hyperbolical
+accumulations, I go on to observe, that, when war is reported to have
+taken itself off for ever, 'and no mistake,' (because I foresee many
+false alarms of a perpetual peace,) a variety of inconveniences will
+arise to all branches of the United Service, including the Horse
+Marines. Clearly there can be no more half-pay; and even more clearly,
+there is an end to full-pay. Pensions are at an end for 'good service.'
+Allowances for wounds cannot be thought of, when all wounds shall have
+ceased except those from female eyes--for which the Horse Guards is too
+little advanced in civilization to make any allowance at all. Bargains
+there will be no more amongst auctions of old Government stores.
+Birmingham will be ruined, or so much of it as depended on rifles. And
+the great Scotch works on the river Carron will be hungering for beef,
+so far as Carron depended for beef upon carronades. Other arrears of
+evil will stretch after the extinction of war.
+
+Now upon my half-crown fund (which will be equal to anything by the time
+it is wanted) I charge once and for ever the general relief of all these
+arrears--of the poverty, the loss, the bankruptcy, arising by reason
+of this _quietus_ of final extinction applied to war. I charge the fund
+with a perpetual allowance of half-pay to all the armies of earth;
+or indeed, whilst my hand is in, I charge it with _full_ pay. And I
+strictly enjoin upon my trustees and executors, but especially upon
+the man in the moon, if his unsocial lip has left him one spark
+of gentlemanly feeling, that he and they shall construe all claims
+liberally; nay, with that riotous liberality which is safe and becoming,
+when applied to a fund so inexhaustible. Yes, reader, my fund will be
+inexhaustible, because the period of its growth will be measured by the
+concurrent deposition of the Ceylon mustard-seed from the everlasting
+pillar.
+
+Yet why, or on what principle? It is because I see, or imagine that
+I see, a twofold necessity for war--necessity in two different
+senses--1st, a physical necessity arising out of man's nature when
+combined with man's situation; a necessity under which war may be
+regarded, if you please, as a nuisance, but as a nuisance inalienable
+from circumstances essential to human frailty. 2dly, a moral necessity
+connected with benefits of compensation, such as continually lurk in
+evils acknowledged to be such--a necessity under which it becomes lawful
+to say, that war _ought_ to exist as a balance to opposite tendencies of
+a still more evil character. War is the mother of wrong and spoliation:
+war is a scourge of God--granted; but, like other scourges in the
+divine economy, war purifies and redeems itself in its character of a
+counterforce to greater evils that could not otherwise be intercepted or
+redressed. In two different meanings we say that a thing is necessary;
+either in that case where it is inexorably forced on by some sad
+overruling principle which it is vain to fight against, though all good
+men mourn over its existence and view it as an unconditional evil; or
+secondly, in that case, where an instrument of sorrowful consequences
+to man is nevertheless invoked and postulated by man's highest moral
+interests, is nevertheless clamorously indicated as a blessing when
+looked at in relation to some antagonist cause of evil for which it
+offers the one only remedy or principle of palliation. The very evil
+and woe of man's condition upon earth may be oftentimes detected in
+the necessity of looking to some other woe as the pledge of its
+purification; so that what separately would have been hateful for
+itself, passes mysteriously into an object of toleration, of hope, or
+even of prayer, as a counter-venom to the taint of some more mortal
+poison. Poverty, for instance, is in both senses necessary for man.
+It is necessary in the same sense as thirst is necessary (_i. e._
+inevitable) in a fever--necessary as one corollary amongst many others,
+from the eternal hollowness of all human efforts for organizing any
+perfect model of society--a corollary which, how gladly would all of us
+unite to cancel, but which our hearts suggest, which Scripture solemnly
+proclaims, to be ineradicable from the land. In this sense, poverty is a
+necessity over which we _mourn_,--as one of the dark phases that
+sadden the vision of human life. But far differently, and with a stern
+gratitude, we recognize another mode of necessity for this gloomy
+distinction--a call for poverty, when seen in relation to the manifold
+agencies by which it developes human energies, in relation to the trials
+by which it searches the power of patience and religion, in relation to
+the struggles by which it evokes the nobilities of fortitude; or again,
+amongst those who are not sharers in these trials and struggles, but
+sympathizing spectators, in relation to the stimulation by which it
+quickens wisdom that watches over the causes of this evil, or by which
+it vivifies the spirit of love that labors for its mitigation. War
+stands, or seems to stand, upon the same double basis of necessity; a
+primary necessity that belongs to our human degradations, a secondary
+one that towers by means of its moral relations into the region of our
+impassioned exaltations. The two propositions on which I take my stand
+are these. _First_, that there are nowhere latent in society any powers
+by which it can effectually operate on war for its extermination. The
+machinery is not there. The game is not within the compass of the cards.
+_Secondly_, that this defect of power is, though sincerely I grieve in
+avowing such a sentiment, and perhaps (if an infirm reader had his eye
+upon me) I might seem, in sympathy with his weakness, to blush--not
+a curse, no not at all, but on the whole a blessing from century to
+century, if it is an inconvenience from year to year. The Abolition
+Committees, it is to be feared, will be very angry at both propositions.
+Yet, Gentlemen, hear me--strike, but hear me. I believe that's a sort of
+plagiarism from Themistocles. But never mind. I have as good a right to
+the words, until translated back into Greek, as that most classical of
+yellow admirals. '_Pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerunt!_'
+
+The first proposition is, that war _cannot_ be abolished. The second,
+and more offensive--that war ought not to be abolished. First,
+therefore, concerning the first. One at a time. Sufficient for the page
+is the evil thereof! How came it into any man's heart, first of all,
+to conceive so audacious an idea as that of a conspiracy against war?
+Whence could he draw any vapor of hope to sustain his preliminary steps?
+And in framing his plot, which way did he set his face to look out
+for accomplices? Revolving this question in times past, I came to the
+conclusion--that, perhaps, this colossal project of a war against war,
+had been first put in motion under a misconception (natural enough, and
+countenanced by innumerable books) as to the true historical origin
+of wars in many notorious instances. If these had arisen on trivial
+impulses, a trivial resistance might have intercepted them. If a man has
+once persuaded himself, that long, costly, and bloody wars had arisen
+upon a point of ceremony, upon a personal pique, upon a hasty word, upon
+some explosion of momentary caprice; it is a natural inference, that
+strength of national will and public combinations for resistance,
+supposing such forces to have been trained, organized, and, from the
+circumstances of the particular nation, to be permanently disposable for
+action, might prove redundantly effective, when pointed against a few
+personal authors of war, so presumably weak, and so flexible to any
+stern counter-volition as those _must_ be supposed, whose wars argued
+so much of vicious levity. The inference is unexceptionable: it is the
+premises that are unsound. Anecdotes of war as having emanated from a
+lady's tea-table or toilette, would authorize such inference as to the
+facilities of controlling them. But the anecdotes themselves are false,
+or false substantially. _All_ anecdotes, I fear, are false. I am sorry
+to say so, but my duty to the reader extorts from me the disagreeable
+confession, as upon a matter specially investigated by myself, that all
+dealers in anecdotes are tainted with mendacity. Where is the Scotchman,
+said Dr. Johnson, who does not prefer Scotland to truth? but, however
+this may be, rarer than such a Scotchman, rarer than the phoenix, is
+that virtuous man, a monster he is, nay, he is an impossible man, who
+will consent to lose a prosperous anecdote on the consideration that
+it happens to be a lie. All history, therefore, being built partly, and
+some of it altogether, upon anecdotage, must be a tissue of lies. Such,
+for the most part, is the history of Suetonius, who may be esteemed the
+father of anecdotage; and being such, he (and not Herodotus) should
+have been honored with the title, _Father of Lies_. Such is the Augustan
+history, which is all that remains of the Roman empire; such is the vast
+series of French memoirs, now stretching through more than three entire
+centuries. Are these works, then, to be held cheap, because their truths
+to their falsehoods are in the ratio of one to five hundred? On the
+contrary, they are better, and more to be esteemed on that account;
+because, _now_ they are admirable reading on a winter's night; whereas,
+written on the principle of sticking to the truth, they would have been
+as dull as ditch water. Generally, therefore, the dealers in anecdotage
+are to be viewed with admiration, as patriotic citizens, willing to
+sacrifice their own characters, lest their countrymen should find
+themselves short of amusement. I esteem them as equal to Codrus,
+Timoleon, William Tell, or to Milton, as regards the liberty of
+unlicensed printing. And I object to them only in the exceptional case
+of their being cited as authorities for an inference, or as vouchers
+for a fact. Universally, it may be received as a rule of unlimited
+application,--that when an anecdote involves a stinging repartee, or
+collision of ideas, fancifully and brilliantly related to each other
+by resemblance or contrast, then you may challenge it as false to
+a certainty. One illustration of which is--that pretty nearly every
+memorable _propos_, or pointed repartee, or striking _mot_, circulating
+at this moment in Paris or London, as the undoubted property of
+Talleyrand, (that eminent knave,) was ascribed at Vienna, ninety years
+ago, to the Prince de Ligne, and thirty years previously, to Voltaire,
+and so on, regressively, to many other wits (knaves or not); until, at
+length, if you persist in backing far enough, you find yourself amongst
+Pagans, with the very same repartee, &c., doing duty in pretty good
+Greek; [Footnote: This is _literally_ true, more frequently than would
+be supposed. For instance, a jest often ascribed to Voltaire, and of
+late pointedly reclaimed for him by Lord Brougham, as being one that
+he (Lord B.) could swear to for _his_, so characteristic seemed the
+impression of Voltaire's mind upon the _tournure_ of the sarcasm,
+unhappily for this waste of sagacity, may be found recorded by Fabricius
+in the _Bibliotheca Grćca_, as the jest of a Greek who has been dead for
+about seventeen centuries. The man certainly _did_ utter the jest;
+and 1750 years ago. But who it was that he stole it from is another
+question. To all appearance, and according to Lord Brougham's opinion,
+the party robbed must have been M. de Voltaire. I notice the case,
+however, of the Greek thefts and frauds committed upon so many of our
+excellent wits belonging to the 18th and 19th centuries, chiefly with a
+view to M. de Talleyrand--that rather middling bishop, but very eminent
+knave. He also has been extensively robbed by the Greeks of the 2d and
+3d centuries. How else can you account for so many of his sayings being
+found amongst _their_ pages? A thing you may ascertain in a moment, at
+any police office, by having the Greeks searched: for surely you would
+never think of searching a bishop. Most of the Talleyrand jewels will be
+found concealed amongst the goods of these unprincipled Greeks. But one,
+and the most famous in the whole jewel-case, sorry am I to confess,
+was nearly stolen from the Bishop, not by any Greek, but by an English
+writer, viz., Goldsmith, who must have been dying about the time that
+his Excellency, the diplomatist, had the goodness to be born. That
+famous _mot_ about language, as a gift made to man for the purpose of
+_concealing_ his thoughts, is lurking in Goldsmith's Essays. Think of
+_that!_ Already, in his innocent childhood, whilst the Bishop was in
+petticoats, and almost before he had begun to curse and to swear plainly
+in French, an Irish vagabond had attempted to swindle him out of that
+famous witticism which has since been as good as a life-annuity to the
+venerable knave's literary fame.] sometimes, for instance in Hierocles,
+sometimes in Diogenes Lćrtius, in Plutarch, or in Athenćus. Now the
+thing you know claimed by so many people, could not belong to all of
+them: _all_ of them could not be the inventors. Logic and common sense
+unite in showing us that it must have belonged to the moderns, who had
+clearly been hustled and robbed by the ancients, so much more
+likely to commit a robbery than Christians, they being all
+Gentiles--Pagans--Heathen dogs. What do I infer from this? Why, that
+upon _any_ solution of the case, hardly one worthy saying can be
+mentioned, hardly one jest, pun, or sarcasm, which has not been the
+occasion and subject of many falsehoods--as having been _au-(and
+men)-daciously_ transferred from generation to generation, sworn to in
+every age as this man's property, or that man's, by people that must
+have known they were lying, until you retire from the investigation with
+a conviction, that under any system of chronology, the science of lying
+is the only one that has never drooped. Date from _Anno Domini_, or
+from the Julian era, patronize Olympiads, or patronize (as _I_ do, from
+misanthropy, because nobody else _will_) the era of Nabonassar,--no
+matter, upon every road, thicker than mile-stones, you see records
+of human mendacity, or (which is much worse, in my opinion,) of human
+sympathy with other people's mendacity.
+
+This digression, now, on anecdotes,[Footnote: The word 'Anecdotes,'
+first, I believe, came into currency about the middle of the 6th
+century, from the use made of it by Procopius. _Literally_ it indicated
+nothing that could interest either public malice or public favor; it
+promised only _unpublished_ notices of the Emperor Justinian, his wife
+Theodora, Narses, Belisarius, &c. But _why_ had they been unpublished?
+Simply because scandalous and defamatory: and hence, from the interest
+which invested the case of an imperial court so remarkable, this
+oblique, secondary and purely accidental modification of the word came
+to influence its _general_ acceptation. Simply to have been previously
+unpublished, no longer raised any statement into an anecdote: it
+now received a new integration it must be some fresh publication of
+_personal_ memorabilia; and these having reference to _human_ creatures,
+must always be presumed to involve more evil than good--much defamation
+true or false--much doubtful insinuation--much suggestion of things
+worse than could be openly affirmed. So arose the word: but the _thing_
+arose with Suetonius, that dear, excellent and hard-working 'father of
+lies.'] is what the learned call an _excursus_, and, I am afraid, too
+long by half; not strictly in proportion. But don't mind _that_. I'll
+make it all right by being too short upon something else, at the next
+opportunity; and then nobody can complain. Meantime, I argue, that as
+all brilliant or epigrammatic anecdotes are probably false, (a thing
+that hereafter I shall have much pleasure in making out to the angry
+reader's satisfaction,) but to a dead certainty those anecdotes, in
+particular, which bear marks in their construction that a rhetorical
+effect of art had been contemplated by the narrator,--we may take for
+granted, that the current stories ascribing modern wars (French and
+English) to accidents the most inconsiderable, are false even in
+a literal sense; but at all events they are so when valued
+philosophically, and brought out into their circumstantial relations.
+For instance, we have a French anecdote, from the latter part of the
+seventeenth century, which ascribes one bloody war to the accident of a
+little 'miff,' arising between the king and his minister upon some such
+trifle as the situation of a palace window. Again, from the early
+part of the eighteenth century, we have an English anecdote, ascribing
+consequences no less bloody to a sudden feud between two ladies, and
+that feud, (if I remember,) tracing itself up to a pair of gloves;
+so that, in effect, the war and the gloves form the two poles of
+the transaction. Harlequin throws a pair of Limerick gloves into a
+corn-mill; and the spectator is astonished to see the gloves immediately
+issuing from the hopper, well ground into seven armies of one hundred
+thousand men each, and with parks of artillery to correspond. In these
+two anecdotes, we recognize at once the able and industrious artist
+arranging his materials with a pious regard to theatrical effect. This
+man knows how to group his figures; well he understands where to plant
+his masses of light and shade; and what impertinence it would be in us
+spectators, the reader suppose and myself, to go behind the scenes for
+critical inquiry into daylight realities. All reasonable men see that,
+the less of such realities our artist had to work with, the more was his
+merit. I am one of those that detest all insidious attempts to rob
+men situated as this artist of their fair fame, by going about and
+whispering that perhaps the thing is true. Far from it! I sympathize
+with the poor trembling artist, and agree most cordially that the whole
+story is a lie; and he may rely upon my support at all times to
+the extent of denying that any vestige of truth probably lay at the
+foundations of his ingenious apologue. And what I say of the English
+fable, I am willing to say of the French one. Both, I dare say, were the
+rankest fictions. But next, what, after all, if they were _not?_ For, in
+the rear of all discussion upon anecdotes, considered simply as true
+or _not_ true, comes finally a _valuation_ of those anecdotes in their
+moral relation, and as to the inferences which they will sustain. The
+story, for example, of the French minister Louvois, and the adroitness
+with which he fastened upon great foreign potentates, in the shape of
+war, that irritability of temper in his royal master which threatened
+to consume himself; the diplomatic address with which he transmuted
+suddenly a task so delicate as that of skirmishing daily in a
+Council Chamber with his own sovereign, into that far jollier mode of
+disputation where one replies to all objections of the very keenest
+logician, either with round shot or with grape; here is an anecdote,
+which (for my own part) I am inclined to view as pure gasconade. But
+suppose the story true, still it may happen that a better valuation
+of it may disturb the whole edifice of logical inferences by which it
+seemed to favor the speculations of the war abolitionists. Let us see.
+What _was_ the logic through which such a tale as this could lend any
+countenance to the schemes of these abolitionists? That logic travelled
+in the following channel. Such a tale, or the English tale of the
+gloves, being supposed true, it would seem to follow, that war and the
+purposes of war were phenomena of chance growth, not attached to any
+instinct so ancient, and apparently so grooved into the dark necessities
+of our nature, as we had all taken for granted. Usually, we rank war
+with hunger, with cold, with sorrow, with death, afflictions of our
+human state that spring up as inevitably without separate culture and
+in defiance of all hostile culture, as verdure, as weeds, and as flowers
+that overspread in spring time a fertile soil without needing to be
+sown or watered--awful is the necessity, as it seems, of all such
+afflictions. Yet, again, if (as these anecdote simply) war could by
+possibility depend frequently on accidents of personal temperament,
+irritability in a sensual king, wounded sensibilities of pride between
+two sensitive ladies, there in a moment shone forth a light of hope upon
+the crusade against war.
+
+If _personal_ accidents could, to any serious extent, be amongst the
+causes of war, then it would become a hopeful duty to combine personal
+influences that should take an opposite direction. If casual causes
+could be supposed chiefly to have promoted war, how easy for a nation to
+arrange permanent and determinate causes against it! The logic of these
+anecdotes seemed to argue that the whole fountains of war were left to
+the government of chance and the windiest of levities; that war was not
+in reality roused into activity by the evil that resides in the human
+will, but on the contrary, by the simple defect of any will energetic
+enough or steady enough to merit that name. Multitudes of evils exist in
+our social system, simply because no steadiness of attention, nor action
+of combined will, has been converged upon them. War, by the silent
+evidence of these anecdotes, seemed to lie amongst that class of evils.
+A new era might be expected to commence in new views upon war; and the
+evil would be half conquered from the moment that it should be traced to
+a trivial or a personal origin.
+
+All this was plausible, but false. The anecdotes, and all similar
+anecdotes, might be true, but were delusive. The logical vice in them
+was--that they substituted an occasion for a cause. The king's ill
+temper for instance, acting through the levity and impatience of the
+minister, might be the _causa occasionalis_ of the war, but not its true
+_causa efficiens_. What _was?_ Where do the true permanent causes
+of war, as distinguished from its proximate excitements, find their
+lodgment and abiding ground? They lie in the system of national
+competitions; in the common political system to which all individual
+nations are unavoidably parties; in the system of public forces
+distributed amongst a number of adjacent nations, with no internal
+principle for adjusting the equilibrium of these forces, and no supreme
+_Areopagus_, or court of appeal, for deciding disputes. Here lies the
+_matrix_ of war, because an eternal _matrix_ of disputes lies in a
+system of interests that are continually the same, and therefore the
+parents of rivalships too close, that are continually different, and
+so far the parents of alienation too wide. All war is an instinctive
+_nisus_ for redressing the errors of equilibrium in the relative
+position of nations amongst nations. Every nation's duty, first, midst,
+and last, is to itself. No nation can be safe from continual (because
+insensible) losses of ground, but by continual jealousies, watchings,
+and ambitious strivings to mend its own position. Civilities and
+high-bred courtesies pass and ought to pass between nations; that is
+the graceful drapery which shrouds their natural, fierce, and tiger-like
+relations to each other. But the glaring eyes, which express this
+deep and inalienable ferocity, look out at intervals from below these
+gorgeous draperies; and sad it is to think that at intervals the acts
+and the temper suitable to those glaring eyes _must_ come forward. Mr.
+Carter was on terms of the most exquisite dissimulation with his lions
+and tigers; but, as often as he trusted his person amongst them, if,
+in the midst of infinite politeness exchanged on all sides, he saw a
+certain portentous expression of mutiny kindling in the eyeball of any
+discontented tiger, all was lost, unless he came down instantly
+upon that tiger's skull with a blow from an iron bar, that suggested
+something like apoplexy. On such terms do nations meet in diplomacy;
+high consideration for each other does not conceal the basis of enmity
+on which they rest; not an enmity that belongs to their feelings, but to
+the necessities of their position. Every nation in negotiating has
+its right hand upon the hilt of its sword, and at intervals playfully
+unsheaths a little of its gleaming blade. As things stand at present,
+war and peace are bound together like the vicissitudes of day and night,
+of Castor and Pollux. It matters little which bucket of the two is
+going up at the moment, which going down. Both are steadfastly tied by a
+system of alternations to a revolving wheel; and a new war as certainly
+becomes due during the evolutions of a tedious peace, as a new peace
+may be relied on during the throes of a bloody war, to tranquillize its
+wounds. Consequently, when the arrogant Louvois carried a war to the
+credit of his own little account on the national leger of France,
+this coxcomb well knew that a war was at any rate due about that
+time. Really, says he, I must find out some little war to exhaust the
+_surplus_ irritability of this person, or he'll be the death of me. But
+irritable or not irritable, with a puppy for his minister or not, the
+French king would naturally have been carried headlong into war by the
+mere system of Europe, within a very few months. So much had the causes
+of complaint reciprocally accumulated. The account must be cleansed, the
+court roll of grievances must be purged. With respect to the two English
+ladies again, it is still more evident that they could not have _caused_
+a war by pulling caps with each other, since the grounds of every war,
+what had caused it, and prolonged it, was sure to be angrily reviewed by
+Parliament at each annual exposition of the Finance Minister's Budget.
+These ladies, and the French coxcomb, could at the utmost have claimed a
+distinction--such as that which belonged to a particular Turkish gunner,
+the captain of a gun at Navarino, viz., that he, by firing the first
+shot without orders, did (as a matter of fact) let loose and unmuzzle
+the whole of that dreadful iron hurricane from four nations which
+instantly followed, but which (be it known to the gunner) could not
+have been delayed for fifty minutes longer, whether he had fired the
+unauthorized gun or not.
+
+But now, let me speak to the second proposition of my two-headed thesis,
+viz., that war _ought_ not to be abolished, if such an abolition were
+even possible. _Prima facie_, it seems a dreadful doctrine to claim
+a place for war as amongst the evils that are salutary to man; but
+conscientiously I hold it to be such. I hold with Wordsworth, but
+for reasons which may or may not be the same, since he has not stated
+_his_--
+
+ 'That God's most dreaded instrument,
+ In working out a pure intent,
+ Is man--array'd for mutual slaughter:
+ Yea, Carnage is his daughter.'
+
+I am obliged to hold, that supposing so romantic a condition realized
+as the cessation of war, this change, unless other evils were previously
+abolished, or neutralized in a way still more romantic to suppose, would
+not be for the welfare of human nature, but would tend to its rapid
+degradation.
+
+One, in fact, of the earliest aspects under which this moral necessity
+for war forces itself upon our notice, is its physical necessity. I mean
+to say that one of the earliest reasons why war _ought_ to exist, is
+because under any mode of suppressing war, virtually it _will_ exist.
+Banish war as now administered, and it will revolve upon us in a worse
+shape, that is, in a shape of predatory and ruffian war, more and more
+licentious, as it enjoys no privilege or sufferance, by the supposition,
+under the national laws. Will the causes of war die away because war is
+forbidden? Certainly not; and the only result of the prohibition would
+be to throw back the exercise of war from national into private and
+mercenary hands; and _that_ is precisely the retrograde or inverse
+course of civilization; for, in the natural order of civilization, war
+passes from the hands of knights, barons, insulated cities, into those
+of the universal community. If, again, it is attempted to put down this
+lawless _guerilla_ state by national forces, then the result will be to
+have established an interminable warfare of a mixed character, private
+and public, civil and foreign, infesting the frontiers of all states
+like a fever, and in substitution for the occasional and intermitting
+wars of high national police, administered with the dignified
+responsibility that belongs to supreme rank, with the humanity that
+belongs to conscious power, and with the diminishing havoc that belongs
+to increasing skill in the arts of destruction. Even as to this last
+feature in warfare, which in the war of brigands and _condottieri_ would
+for many reasons instantly decay, no reader can fail to be aware of the
+marvels effected by the forces of inventive science that run along
+side by side with the advances of civilization; look back even to the
+grandest period of the humane Roman warfare, listen to the noblest and
+most merciful of all Roman captains, saying on the day of Pharsalia,
+(and saying of necessity,) 'Strike at their faces, cavalry,'--yes,
+absolutely directing his own troopers to plough up with their sabres the
+blooming faces of the young Roman nobility; and then pass to a modern
+field of battle, where all is finished by musquetry and artillery amidst
+clouds of smoke, no soldier recognizing his own desolations, or the
+ghastly ruin of his own right arm, so that war, by losing all its
+brutality, is losing half of its demoralization.
+
+War, so far from ending, because war was forbidden and nationally
+renounced, on the contrary would transmigrate into a more fearful
+shape. As things are at present, (and, observe, they are always growing
+better,) what numbers of noble-minded men, in the persons of our
+officers (yes, and often of non-commissioned officers,) do we British,
+for example, disperse over battle-fields, that could not dishonor their
+glorious uniform by any countenance to an act of cruelty! They are eyes
+delegated from the charities of our domestic life, to overlook and
+curb the license of war. I remember, in Xenophon, some passage where
+he describes a class of Persian gentlemen, who were called the
+_ophthalmoi_, or _eyes_ of the king; but for a very different purpose.
+These British officers may be called the _opthalmoi_, or eyes of
+our Sovereign Lady, that into every corner of the battle carry their
+scrutiny, lest any cruelty should be committed on the helpless, or any
+advantage taken of a dying enemy. But mark, such officers would be rare
+in the irregular troops succeeding to the official armies. And through
+this channel, amongst others, war, when cried down by act of Parliament,
+and precisely _because_ it was cried down, would become more perilously
+effective for the degradation of human nature. Being itself dishonored,
+war would become the more effective as an instrument for the dishonoring
+of its agents. However, at length, we will suppose the impossible
+problem solved--war, we will assume, is at last put down.
+
+At length there is no more war. Though by the way, let me whisper in
+your ear, (supposing you to be a Christian,) this would be a prelibation
+drawn prematurely from the cup of millennial happiness; and, strictly
+speaking, there is no great homage to religion, even thus far--in
+figuring _that_ to be the purchase of man for himself, and through his
+own efforts, which is viewed by Scripture as a glory removed to the
+infinite and starry distance of a millennium, and as the _teleutaion
+epigeinaema_, the last crowning attainment of Christian truth, no
+longer _militant_ on earth. Christianity it is, but Christianity when
+_triumphant_, and no longer in conflict with adverse, or thwarting, or
+limiting influences, which only can be equal to a revolution so mighty.
+But all this, for the sake of pursuing the assumption, let us agree to
+waive. In reality, there are two separate stations taken up by the war
+denouncers. One class hold, that an influence derived from political
+economy is quite equal to the flying leap by which man is to clear this
+unfathomable gulph of war, and to land his race for ever on the opposite
+shore of a self-sustaining peace. Simply, the contemplation of national
+debts, (as a burthen which never would have existed without war,) and
+a computation of the waste, havoc, unproductive labor, &c., attached to
+any single campaign--these, they imagine, might suffice, _per se_,
+for the extinction of war. But the other class cannot go along with
+a speculation so infirm. Reasons there are, in the opposite scale,
+tempting man into war,--which are far mightier than any motives
+addressed to his self-interest. Even straining her energies to the
+utmost, they regard all policy of the _purse_ as adequate: anything
+short of religion, they are satisfied, must be incommensurate to a
+result so vast.
+
+I myself certainly agree with this last class; but upon this arises
+a delusion, which I shall have some trouble in making the reader
+understand: and of this I am confident-that a majority, perhaps, in
+every given amount of readers, will share in the delusion; will part
+from me in the persuasion that the error I attempt to expose is no error
+at all, but that it is myself who am in the wrong. The delusion which
+I challenge as such, respects the very meaning and value of a sacrifice
+made to Christianity. What is it? what do we properly mean, by
+a concession or a sacrifice made to a spiritual power, such as
+Christianity? If a king and his people, impressed by the unchristian
+character of war, were to say, in some solemn act--'We, the parties
+undersigned, for the reasons stated in the body of this document,
+proclaim to all nations, that from and after Midsummer eve of the year
+1850, this being the eve of St. John the Baptist, (who was the herald of
+Christ,) we will no more prosecute any interest of ours, unless the one
+sole interest of national defence, by means of war,--and this sacrifice
+we make as a concession and act of homage to Christianity,--would
+_that_ vow, I ask, sincerely offered, and steadily observed, really be a
+sacrifice made to Christianity? Not at all. A sacrifice, that was truly
+such, to a spiritual religion, must be a sacrifice not verbally (though
+sincerely) dedicating itself to the religion, but a sacrifice wrought
+and accomplished by that religion, through and by its own spirit.
+Midsummer eve of 1850 could clearly make no spiritual change in the king
+or his people--such they would be on the morning after St. John's day,
+as on the morning before it--_i. e._, filled with all elements (though
+possibly undeveloped) of strife, feud, pernicious ambition.
+
+The delusion, therefore, which I charge upon this religious class of
+war denouncers is, that whilst they see and recognize this infinite
+imperfection of any influence which Christianity yet exercises upon
+the world, they nevertheless rely upon that acknowledged shadow for the
+accomplishment of what would, in such circumstances, be a real miracle;
+they rely upon that shadow, as truly and entirely as if it were already
+that substance which, in a vast revolution of ages, it will finally
+become. And they rely upon this mockery in _two_ senses; first, for the
+_endurance_ of the frail human resolution that would thaw in an hour
+before a great outrage, or provocation suited to the nobler infirmities
+of man. Secondly, which is the point I mainly aim at, assuming, for a
+moment, that the resolution _could_ endure, amongst all mankind, we are
+all equally convinced, that an evil so vast is not likely to be checked
+or controlled, except by some very extraordinary power. Well, where
+_is_ it? Show me that power. I know of none but Christianity. _There_,
+undoubtedly, is hope. But, in order that the hope may become rational,
+the power must become practical. And practical it is not in the extent
+required, until this Christianity, from being dimly appreciated by a
+section [Footnote _What_ section, if you please? I, for my part, do not
+agree with those that geographically degrade Christianity as occupying
+but a trifle on the area of our earth. Mark this; all Eastern
+populations have dwindled upon better acquaintance. Persia that _ought_
+to have, at least, two hundred and fifty millions of people, and _would_
+have them under English government, and once was supposed to have at
+least one hundred millions, how many millions has she? _Eight!_ This
+was ascertained by Napoleon's emissary in 1808, General Gardanne.
+Afghanistan has very little more, though some falsely count fourteen
+millions. There go two vast chambers of Mahometanism; not twenty
+millions between them. Hindostan may _really_ have one hundred and
+twenty millions claimed for her. As to the Burman Empire, I, nor anybody
+else knows the truth. But, as to China, I have never for a moment been
+moved by those ridiculous estimates of the flowery people, which our
+simple countrymen copy. Instead of three hundred and fifty millions, a
+third of the human race upon the most exaggerated estimate, read eighty
+or one hundred millions at most. Africa, as it regards religion, counts
+for a cipher. Europe, America, and the half of Asia, as to space, are
+Christian. Consequently, the total _facit_, as regards Christianity, is
+not what many amiable infidels make it to be. My dears, your wish was
+father to that thought.] of this world, shall have been the law that
+overrides the whole. That consummation is not immeasurably distant. Even
+now, from considerations connected with China, with New Zealand, Borneo,
+Australia, we may say, that already the fields are white for harvest.
+But alas! the interval is brief between Christianity small, and
+Christianity great, as regards space or terraqueous importance, compared
+with that interval which separates Christianity formally professed,
+from Christianity thankfully acknowledged by universal man in beauty and
+power.
+
+Here, therefore, is one spoke in the wheel for so vast a change as war
+dethroned, viz., that you see no cause, though you should travel round
+the whole horizon, adequate to so prodigious an effect. What could
+do it? Why, Christianity could do it. Aye, true; but man disarms
+Christianity. And no mock Christianity, no lip homage to Christianity,
+will answer.
+
+But is war, then, to go on for ever? Are we never to improve? Are
+nations to conduct their intercourse eternally under the secret
+understanding that an unchristian solution of all irreconcileable feuds
+stands in the rear as the ultimate appeal? I answer that war, going on
+even for ever, may still be for ever amending its modes and its results
+upon human happiness; secondly, that we not only are under no fatal
+arrest in our process of improvement, but that, as regards war, history
+shows how steadily we _have_ been improving; and, thirdly, that although
+war may be irreversible as the last resource, this last resource may
+constantly be retiring further into the rear. Let us speak to this
+last point. War is the last resource only, because other and more
+intellectual resources for solving disputes are not available. And
+_why_ are they not? Simply, because the knowledge, and the logic, which
+ultimately will govern the case, and the very circumstances of the case
+itself in its details, as the basis on which this knowledge and logic
+are to operate, happen not to have been sufficiently developed. A code
+of law is not a spasmodic effort of gigantic talent in any one man
+or any one generation; it is a slow growth of accidents and occasions
+expanding with civilization; dependent upon time as a multiform element
+in its development; and presupposing often a concurrent growth of
+_analogous_ cases towards the completion of its system. For instance,
+the law which regulates the rights of shipping, seafaring men, and
+maritime commerce--how slow was its development! Before such works as
+the _Consolato del Mare_ had been matured, how wide must have been the
+experience, and how slow its accumulation! During that long period of
+infancy for law, how many must have been the openings for ignorant
+and unintentional injustice! How differently, again, will the several
+parties to any transaction construe the rights of the case! Discussion,
+without rules for guiding it, will but embitter the dispute. And in the
+absence of all guidance from the intellect, gradually weaving a _common_
+standard of international appeal, it is clear that nations _must_ fight,
+and _ought_ to fight. Not being convinced, it is base to pretend that
+you _are_ convinced; and failing to be convinced by your neighbor's
+arguments, you confess yourself a poltroon (and moreover you _invite_
+injuries from every neighbor) if you pocket your wrongs. The only course
+in such a case is to thump your neighbor, and to thump him soundly
+for the present. This treatment is very serviceable to your neighbor's
+optics; he sees things in a new light after a sufficient course of so
+distressing a regimen. But mark, even in this case, war has no tendency
+to propagate war, but tends to the very opposite result. To thump is as
+costly, and in other ways as painful, as to _be_ thumped. The evil to
+both sides arises in an undeveloped state of law. If rights were defined
+by a well considered code growing out of long experience, each party
+sees that this scourge of war would continually tend to limit itself.
+Consequently the very necessity of war becomes the strongest invitation
+to that system of judicial logic which forms its sole limitation. But
+all war whatsoever stands in these circumstances. It follows that all
+war whatever, unless on the brutal principle of a Spartan warfare, that
+made war its own sufficient object and self-justification, operates as
+a perpetual bounty offered to men upon the investigation and final
+adjudication of those disputed cases through which war prospers. Hence
+it is, viz., because the true boundaries of reciprocal rights are for
+ever ascertaining themselves more clearly, that war is growing less
+frequent. The fields open to injustice (which originally from pure
+ignorance are so vast) continually (through deeper and more expansive
+surveys by man's intellect--searching--reflecting--comparing) are
+narrowing themselves; narrowing themselves in this sense, that all
+nations under a common centre of religious civilization, as Christendom
+suppose, or Islamism, would not fight--no, and would not (by the
+national sense of wrong and right) be permitted to fight--in a cause
+_confessedly_ condemned by equity as now developed. The causes of war
+that still remain, are causes on which international law is silent--that
+large arrear of cases as yet unsettled; or else they are cases in which
+though law speaks with an authentic voice, it speaks in vain, because
+the circumstances are doubtful; so that, if the law is fixed as a lamp
+nailed to a wall, yet the _incidence_ of the law on the particular
+circumstances, becomes as doubtful as the light of the lamp upon objects
+that are capriciously moving. We see all this illustrated in a class of
+cases that powerfully illustrate the good and the bad in war, the why
+and the wherefore, as likewise the why _not_, and therefore I presume
+the wherefore _not_; and this class of cases belongs to the _lex
+vicinitatis_. In the Roman law this section makes a great figure. And
+speaking accurately, it makes a greater in our own. But the reason why
+this _law of neighborhood_ seems to fill so much smaller a section in
+ours, is because in English law, being _positively_ a longer section,
+_negatively_ to the whole compass of our law, it is less. The Roman law
+would have paved a road to the moon. And what is _that_ expressed in
+time? Let us see: a railway train, worked at the speed of the Great
+Western Express, accomplishes easily a thousand miles in twenty-four
+hours; consequently in two hundred and forty days or eight months it
+would run into the moon with its buffers, and break up the quarters of
+that Robinson Crusoe who (and without any Friday) is the only policeman
+that parades that little pensive appendage or tender to our fuming
+engine of an earth. But the English law--oh frightful reader, don't even
+think of such a question as its relation in space and time to the Roman
+law. That it would stretch to the fixed stars is plain, but to which
+of them,--don't now, dear persecuting reader, unsettle our brains by
+asking. Enough it is that both in Roman and English law the rights of
+neighborhood are past measuring. Has a man a right to play the German
+flute, where the partitions are slender, all day long in the house
+adjoining to yours? Or, supposing a beneficent jury (beneficent to
+_him_) finds this to be no legal nuisance, has he a right to play it
+ill? Or, because juries, when tipsy, will wink at anything, does the
+privilege extend to the jew's-harp? to the poker and tongs? to the
+marrowbones and cleavers? Or, without ranging through the whole of the
+_Spectator's_ culinary music, will the bagpipes be found within benefit
+of jury law? _War to the knife_ I say, before we'll submit to _that_.
+And if the law won't protect us against it, then we'll turn rebels.
+
+Now this law of neighborhood, this _lex vicinitatis_, amongst the
+Romans, righted itself and settled itself, as amongst ourselves it
+continues to do, by means of actions or legal suits. If a man poisons us
+with smoke, we compel him by an action to eat his own smoke, or (if he
+chooses) to make his chimneys eat it. Here you see is a transmuted war;
+in a barbarous state, fire and sword would have avenged this invasion of
+smoke; but amongst civilized men, paper bullets in the form of _Qui
+tam_ and _Scire facias_, beat off the enemy. And on the same principle,
+exactly as the law of international rights clears up its dark places,
+war gradually narrows its grounds, and the _jus gentium_ defines itself
+through national attorneys, _i. e._, diplomatists.
+
+For instance, now I have myself seen a case where a man cultivating a
+flower-garden, and distressed for some deliverance from his rubbish of
+dead leaves, litter, straw, stones, took the desperate resolution of
+projecting the whole upon his neighbor's flower-garden. I, a chance
+spectator of the outrage, knew too much of this world to lodge any
+protest against it, on the principle of mere abstract justice; so it
+would have passed unnoticed, but for the accident that his injured
+neighbor unexpectedly raised up his head above the dividing wall, and
+reproached the aggressor with his unprincipled conduct. This aggressor,
+adding evil to evil, suggested as the natural remedy for his own wrong,
+that the sufferer should pass the nuisance onwards to the garden next
+beyond him; from which it might be posted forward on the same principle.
+The aggrieved man, however, preferred passing it back, without any
+discount to the original proprietor. Here now, is a ripe case, a _causa
+teterrima_, for war between the parties, and for a national war had
+the parties been nations. In fact, the very same injury, in a more
+aggravated shape, is perpetrated from time to time by Jersey upon
+ourselves, and would, upon a larger scale, right itself by war. Convicts
+are costly to maintain; and Jersey, whose national revenue is limited,
+being too well aware of this, does us the favor to land upon the coasts
+of Hampshire, Dorset, &c., all the criminals whom she cannot summarily
+send back to self-support, at each jail-delivery. 'What are we to do in
+England?' is the natural question propounded by the injured scoundrels,
+when taking leave of their Jersey escort. 'Anything you please,' is
+the answer: 'rise if you can, to be dukes: only never come back hither;
+since, dukes or _no_ dukes, to the rest of Christendom, to _us_ of
+the Channel Islands you will always be transported felons.' There is
+therefore a good right of action, _i.e._, a good ground of war, against
+Jersey, on the part of Great Britain, since, besides the atrocious
+injury inflicted, this unprincipled little island has the audacity to
+regard our England, (all Europe looking on,) as existing only for the
+purposes of a sewer or cess-pool to receive _her_ impurities. Some time
+back I remember a Scottish newspaper holding up the case as a newly
+discovered horror in the social system. But, in a quiet way Jersey has
+always been engaged in this branch of exportation, and rarely fails to
+'run' a cargo of rogues upon our shore, once or so in the season. What
+amuses one besides, in this Scottish denunciation of the villany, is,
+that Scotland [Footnote: To banish them 'forth of the kingdom,' was the
+_euphuismus_; but the reality understood was--to carry the knaves, like
+foxes in a bag, to the English soil, and there unbag them for English
+use.] of old, pursued the very same mode of jail-delivery as to knaves
+that were not thought ripe enough for hanging: she carted them to
+the English border, unchained them, and hurried them adrift into the
+wilderness, saying--Now, boys, shift for yourselves, and henceforth
+plunder none but Englishmen.
+
+What I deduce from all this is, that as the feuds arising between
+individuals under the relation of neighbors, are so far from tending to
+a hostile result, that, on the contrary, as coming under a rule of
+law already ascertained, or furnishing the basis for a new rule, they
+gradually tighten the cords which exclude all opening for quarrel; not
+otherwise is the result, and therefore the usefulness, of war amongst
+nations. All the causes of war, the occasions upon which it is likely to
+arise, the true and the ostensible motives, are gradually evolved, are
+examined, searched, valued, by publicists; and by such means, in the
+further progress of men, a comprehensive law of nations will finally be
+accumulated, not such as now passes for international law, (a worthless
+code that _has_ no weight in the practice of nations, nor deserves any,)
+but one which will exhaust the great body of cases under which wars have
+arisen under the Christian era, and gradually collect a public opinion
+of Christendom upon the nature of each particular case. The causes that
+_have_ existed for war are the causes that _will_ exist; or, at least,
+they are the same under modifications that will simply vary the rule,
+as our law cases in the courts are every day circumstantiating the
+particular statute concerned. At this stage of advance, and when a true
+European opinion has been created, a '_sensus communis_,' or community
+of feeling on the main classifications of wars, it will become possible
+to erect a real Areopagus, or central congress for all Christendom, not
+with any commission to suppress wars,--a policy which would neutralize
+itself by reacting as a fresh cause of war, since high-spirited nations
+would arm for the purpose of resisting such decrees; but with the
+purpose and the effect of oftentimes healing local or momentary
+animosities, and also by publishing the opinion of Europe, assembled in
+council, with the effect of taking away the shadow of dishonor from the
+act of retiring from war. Not to mention that the mere delay, involved
+in the waiting for the solemn opinion of congress, would always be
+friendly to pacific councils. But _would_ the belligerents wait? That
+concession might be secured by general exchange of treaties, in the
+same way that the cooperation of so many nations has been secured to the
+suppression of the trade in slaves. And one thing is clear, that when
+all the causes of war, involving _manifest_ injustice, are banished by
+the force of European opinion, focally converged upon the subject, the
+range of war will be prodigiously circumscribed. The costliness of war,
+which, for various reasons has been continually increasing since the
+feudal period, will operate as another limitation upon its field,
+concurring powerfully with the public declaration from a council of
+collective Christendom.
+
+There is, besides, a distinct and separate cause of war, more fatal to
+the possibilities of peace in Europe than open injustice; and this cause
+being certainly in the hands of nations to deal with as they please,
+there is a tolerable certainty that a congress _sincerely_ pacific would
+cut it up by the roots. It is a cause noticed by Kant in his Essay on
+Perpetual Peace, and with great sagacity, though otherwise that little
+work is not free from visionary self-delusions: and this cause lies in
+the diplomacy of Europe. Treaties of peace are so constructed, as almost
+always to sow the seeds of future wars. This seems to the inexperienced
+reader a matter of carelessness or laxity in the choice of expression;
+and sometimes it may have been so; but more often it has been done under
+the secret dictation of powerful courts--making peaces only as truces,
+anxious only for time to nurse their energies, and to keep open some
+plausible call for war. This is not only amongst the most extensive
+causes of war, but the very worst: because it gives a colorable air of
+justice, and almost of necessity to a war, which is, in fact, the most
+outrageously unjust, as being derived from a pretext silently prepared
+in former years, with mere subtlety of malice: it is a war growing out
+of occasions, forged beforehand, lest no occasions should spontaneously
+arise. Now, this cause of war could and would be healed by a congress,
+and through an easy reform in European diplomacy.[Footnote: One great
+_nidus_ of this insidious preparation for war under the very masque of
+peace, which Kant, from brevity, has failed to particularize, lies in
+the neglecting to make any provision for cases that are likely enough to
+arise. A, B, C, D, are all equally possible, but the treaty provides a
+specific course of action only for A, suppose. Then upon B or C arising,
+the high contracting parties, though desperately and equally pacific,
+find themselves committed to war actually by a treaty of lasting peace.
+Their pacific majesties sigh, and say--Alas! that it should be so, but
+really fight we must, for what says the treaty?]
+
+It is the strongest confirmation of the power inherent in growing
+civilization, to amend war, and to narrow the field of war, if we look
+back for the records of the changes in this direction which have already
+arisen in generations before our own.
+
+The most careless reviewer of history can hardly fail to read a rude
+outline of progress made by men in the rights, and consequently in the
+duties of war through the last twenty-five centuries. It is a happy
+circumstance for man--that oftentimes he is led by pure selfishness into
+reforms, the very same as high principle would have prompted; and in the
+next stage of his advance, when once habituated to an improved code of
+usages, he begins to find a gratification to his sensibilities, (partly
+luxurious sensibilities, but partly moral,) in what originally had been
+a mere movement of self-interest. Then comes a third stage, in which
+having thoroughly reconciled himself to a better order of things, and
+made it even necessary to his own comfort, at length he begins in
+his reflecting moments to perceive a moral beauty and a fitness in
+arrangements that had emanated from accidents of convenience, so that
+finally he generates a sublime pleasure of conscientiousness out of
+that which originally commenced in the meanest forms of mercenary
+convenience. A Roman lady of rank, out of mere voluptuous regard to her
+own comfort, revolted from the harsh clamors of eternal chastisements
+inflicted on her numerous slaves; she forbade them; the grateful slaves
+showed their love for her; gradually and unintentionally she trained
+her feelings, when thus liberated from a continual temptation to the
+sympathies with cruelty, into a demand for gentler and purer excitement.
+Her purpose had been one of luxury; but, by the benignity of nature
+still watching for ennobling opportunities, the actual result was a
+development given to the higher capacities of her heart. In the same
+way, when the brutal right (and in many circumstances the brutal duty)
+of inflicting death upon prisoners taken in battle, had exchanged
+itself for the profits of ransom or slavery, this relaxation of ferocity
+(though commencing in selfishness) gradually exalted itself into a habit
+of mildness, and some dim perception of a sanctity in human life. The
+very vice of avarice ministered to the purification of barbarism;
+and the very evil of slavery in its earliest form was applied to the
+mitigation of another evil--war conducted in the spirit of piratical
+outrage. The commercial instincts of men having worked one set of
+changes in war, a second set of changes was prompted by instincts
+derived from the arts of ornament and pomp. Splendor of arms, of
+banners, of equipages, of ceremonies, and the elaborate forms of
+intercourse with enemies through conferences, armistices, treaties of
+peace, &c., having tamed the savagery of war into connection with
+modes of intellectual grandeur, and with the endless restraints of
+superstition or scrupulous religion,--a permanent light of civilization
+began to steal over the bloody shambles of buccaneering warfare. Other
+modes of harmonizing influences arose more directly from the bosom of
+war itself. Gradually the mere practice of war, and the culture of
+war though merely viewed as a rude trade of bloodshed, ripened into an
+intellectual art. Were it merely with a view to more effectual carnage,
+this art (however simple and gross at first) opened at length into wide
+scientific arts, into strategies, into tactics, into castrametation,
+into poliorcetics, and all the processes through which the first rude
+efforts of martial cunning finally connect themselves with the exquisite
+resources of science. War, being a game in which each side forces the
+other into the instant adoption of all improvements through the mere
+necessities of self-preservation, became continually more intellectual.
+
+It is interesting to observe the steps by which, were it only through
+impulses of self-conservation, and when searching with a view to more
+effectual destructiveness, war did and must refine itself from a horrid
+trade of butchery into a magnificent and enlightened science. Starting
+from no higher impulse or question than how to cut throats most rapidly,
+most safely, and on the largest scale, it has issued even at our own
+stage of advance into a science, magnificent, oftentimes ennobling, and
+cleansed from all horrors except those which (not being within man's
+power utterly to divorce from it) no longer stand out as reproaches to
+his humanity.
+
+Meantime a more circumstantial review of war, in relation to its motives
+and the causes assigned for its justification, would expose a series
+of changes greater perhaps than the reader is aware of. Such a review,
+which would too much lengthen a single paper, may or may not form the
+subject of a second. And I will content myself with saying, as a closing
+remark, that this review will detect a principle of steady advance in
+the purification and elevation of war--such as must offer hope to those
+who believe in the possibility of its absolute extermination, and must
+offer consolation to those who (like myself) deny it.
+
+
+
+
+THE LAST DAYS OF IMMANUEL KANT.
+
+
+I take it for granted that every person of education will acknowledge
+some interest in the personal history of Immanuel Kant. A great man,
+though in an unpopular path, must always be an object of liberal
+curiosity. To suppose a reader thoroughly indifferent to Kant, is to
+suppose him thoroughly unintellectual; and, therefore, though in reality
+he should happen _not_ to regard him with interest, it is one of the
+fictions of courtesy to presume that he does. On this principle I make
+no apology to the reader for detaining him upon a short sketch of
+Kant's life and domestic habits, drawn from the authentic records of his
+friends and pupils. It is true, that, without any illiberality on the
+part of the public in this country, the _works_ of Kant are not regarded
+with the same interest which has gathered about his _name_; and this may
+be attributed to three causes--first, to the language in which they are
+written; secondly, to the supposed obscurity of the philosophy which
+they teach, whether intrinsic or due to Kant's particular mode
+of expounding it; thirdly, to the unpopularity of all speculative
+philosophy, no matter how treated, in a country where the structure and
+tendency of society impress upon the whole activities of the nation
+a direction exclusively practical. But, whatever may be the immediate
+fortunes of his writings, no man of enlightened curiosity will regard
+the author himself without something of a profounder interest. Measured
+by one test of power, viz., by the number of books written directly
+for or against himself, to say nothing of those which he has indirectly
+modified, there is no philosophic writer whatsoever, if we except
+Aristotle, who can pretend to approach Kant in the extent of the
+influence which he has exercised over the minds of men. Such being his
+claims upon our notice, I repeat that it is no more than a reasonable
+act of respect to the reader--to presume in him so much interest about
+Kant as will justify a sketch of his life.
+
+Immanuel Kant, [Footnote: By the paternal side, the family of Kant was
+of Scotch derivation; and hence it is that the name was written by Kant
+the father--_Cant_, that being a Scotch name, and still to be found in
+Scotland. But Immanuel, though he always cherished his Scotch descent,
+substituted a _K_ for a _C_, in order to adapt it better to the
+analogies of the German language.] the second of six children, was born
+at Königsberg, in Prussia, a city at that time containing about fifty
+thousand inhabitants, on the 22d of April, 1724. His parents were people
+of humble rank, and not rich even for their own station, but able (with
+some assistance from a near relative, and a trifle in addition from a
+gentleman, who esteemed them for their piety and domestic virtues,) to
+give their son Immanuel a liberal education. He was sent when a child
+to a charity school; and, in the year 1732, removed to the Royal (or
+Frederician) Academy. Here he studied the Greek and Latin classics,
+and formed an intimacy with one of his schoolfellows, David Ruhnken,
+(afterwards so well known to scholars under his Latin name of
+Ruhn-kenius,) which lasted until the death of the latter. In 1737, Kant
+lost his mother, a woman of excellent character, and of accomplishments
+and knowledge beyond her rank, who contributed to the future eminence
+of her illustrious son by the direction which she gave to his youthful
+thoughts, and by the elevated morals to which she trained him. Kant
+never spoke of her to the end of his life without the utmost tenderness,
+and acknowledgment of his great obligations to her maternal care. In
+1740, at Michćlmas, he entered the University of Königsberg. In 1746,
+when about twenty-two years old, he printed his first work, upon a
+question partly mathematical and partly philosophic, viz., the valuation
+of living forces. The question had been first moved by Leibnitz, in
+opposition to the Cartesians, and was here finally settled, after having
+occupied most of the great mathematicians of Europe for more than half
+a century. It was dedicated to the King of Prussia, but never reached
+him--having, in fact, never been published. [Footnote: To this
+circumstance we must attribute its being so little known amongst the
+philosophers and mathematicians of foreign countries, and also the fact
+that D'Alembert, whose philosophy was miserably below his mathematics,
+many years afterwards still continued to represent the dispute as
+a verbal one.] From this time until 1770, he supported himself as a
+private tutor in different families, or by giving private lectures in
+Königsberg, especially to military men on the art of fortification. In
+1770, he was appointed to the Chair of Mathematics, which he exchanged
+soon after for that of Logic and Metaphysics. On this occasion,
+he delivered an inaugural disputation--[_De Mundi Sensibilis atque
+Intelligibilis Forma et Principiis_]--which is remarkable for containing
+the first germs of the Transcendental Philosophy. In 1781, he published
+his great work, the _Critik der Reinen Vernunft,_ or _Investigation of
+the Pure Reason_. On February 12, 1804, he died.
+
+These are the great epochs of Kant's life. But his was a life remarkable
+not so much for its incidents, as for the purity and philosophic dignity
+of its daily tenor; and of this the best impression will be obtained
+from Wasianski's account of his last years, checked and supported by
+the collateral testimonies of Jachmann, Rink, Borowski, and other
+biographers. We see him here struggling with the misery of decaying
+faculties, and with the pain, depression, and agitation of two different
+complaints, one affecting his stomach, and the other his head; over
+all which the benignity and nobility of his mind are seen victoriously
+eminent to the last. The principal defect of this and all other
+memoirs of Kant is, that they report too little of his conversation and
+opinions. And perhaps the reader will be disposed to complain, that some
+of the notices are too minute and circumstantial, so as to be at one
+time undignified, and at another unfeeling. As to the first objection,
+it may be answered, that biographical gossip of this sort, and
+ungentlemanly scrutiny into a man's private life, though not what a man
+of honor would choose to write, may be read without blame; and, where a
+great man is the subject, sometimes with advantage. With respect to the
+other objection, I know not how to excuse Mr. Wasianski for kneeling
+at the bed-side of his dying friend, to record, with the accuracy of a
+short-hand reporter, the last flutter of his pulse and the struggles of
+expiring nature, except by supposing that the idea of Kant, as a person
+belonging to all ages, in his mind transcended and extinguished
+the ordinary restraints of human sensibility, and that, under this
+impression, he gave _that_ to his sense of a public duty which, it may
+be hoped, he would willingly have declined on the impulse of his private
+affections.
+
+_The following paper on The Last Days of Kant, is gathered from the
+German of Wasianski, Jachmann, Borowski, and others._
+
+My knowledge of Professor Kant began long before the period to which
+this little memorial of him chiefly refers. In the year 1773, or 1774,
+I cannot exactly remember which, I attended his lectures. Afterwards, I
+acted as his amanuensis; and in that office was naturally brought into
+a closer connection with him than any other of his pupils; so that,
+without any request on my part, he granted me a general privilege of
+free admission to his class-room. In 1780 I took orders, and withdrew
+myself from all connection with the university. I still continued,
+however, to reside in Königsberg; but wholly forgotten, or wholly
+unnoticed at least, by Kant. Ten years afterwards, (that is to say,
+in 1790,) I met him by accident at a party given on occasion of the
+marriage of one of the professors. At table, Kant distributed
+his conversation and attentions pretty generally; but after the
+entertainment, when the company broke up into parties, he came and
+seated himself very obligingly by my side. I was at that time a
+florist--an amateur, I mean, from the passion I had for flowers;
+upon learning which, he talked of my favorite pursuit, and with
+very extensive information. In the course of our conversation, I
+was surprised to find that he was perfectly acquainted with all
+the circumstances of my situation. He reminded me of our previous
+connection; expressed his satisfaction at finding that I was happy; and
+was so good as to desire that, if my engagements allowed me, I would now
+and then come and dine with him. Soon after this, he rose to take his
+leave; and, as our road lay the same way, he proposed to me that I
+should accompany him home. I did so, and received an invitation for
+the next week, with a general invitation for every week after, and
+permission to name my own day. At first I was unable to explain the
+distinction with which Kant had treated me; and I conjectured that
+some obliging friend had spoken of me in his hearing, somewhat more
+advantageously than I could pretend to deserve; but more intimate
+experience has convinced me that he was in the habit of making continual
+inquiries after the welfare of his former pupils, and was heartily
+rejoiced to hear of their prosperity. So that it appeared I was wrong in
+thinking he had forgotten me.
+
+This revival of my intimacy with Professor Kant, coincided pretty
+nearly, in point of time, with a complete change in his domestic
+arrangements. Up to this period it had been his custom to eat at a
+_table d'hôte_. But he now began to keep house himself, and every day
+invited two friends to dine with him, and upon any little festival from
+five to eight; for he was a punctual observer of Lord Chesterfield's
+rule--that his dinner party, himself included, should not fall below the
+number of the Graces--nor exceed that of the Muses. In the whole economy
+of his household arrangements, and especially of his dinner parties,
+there was something peculiar and amusingly opposed to the usual
+conventional restraints of society; not, however, that there was any
+neglect of decorum, such as sometimes occurs in houses where there are
+no ladies to impress a better tone upon the manners. The invariable
+routine was this: The moment that dinner was ready, Lampe, the
+professor's old footman, stepped into the study with a certain measured
+air, and announced it. This summons was obeyed at the pace of double
+quick time--Kant talking all the way to the eating-room about the state
+of the weather [Footnote: His reason for which was, that he considered
+the weather one of the principal forces which act upon the health;
+and his own frame was exquisitely sensible to all atmospheric
+influences.]--a subject which he usually pursued during the earlier part
+of the dinner. Graver themes, such as the political events of the day,
+were never introduced before dinner, or at all in his study. The moment
+that Kant had taken his seat, and unfolded his napkin, he opened the
+business of dinner with a particular formula--'_Now, then, gentlemen!_'
+and the tone and air with which he uttered these words, proclaimed, in
+a way which nobody could mistake, relaxation from the toils of the
+morning, and determinate abandonment of himself to social enjoyment.
+The table was hospitably spread; three dishes, wine, &c., with a small
+second course, composed the dinner. Every person helped himself; and all
+delays of ceremony were so disagreeable to Kant, that he seldom failed
+to express his displeasure with anything of that sort, though not
+angrily. He was displeased also if people ate little; and treated it as
+affectation. The first man to help himself was in his eyes the politest
+guest; for so much the sooner came his own turn. For this hatred of
+delay, Kant had a special excuse, having always worked hard from an
+early hour in the morning, and eaten nothing until dinner. Hence it was,
+that in the latter period of his life, though less perhaps from actual
+hunger than from some uneasy sensation of habit or periodical irritation
+of stomach, he could hardly wait with patience for the arrival of the
+last person invited.
+
+There was no friend of Kant's but considered the day on which he was to
+dine with him as a day of pleasure. Without giving himself the air of
+an instructor, Kant really was so in the very highest degree. The whole
+entertainment was seasoned with the overflow of his enlightened mind,
+poured out naturally and unaffectedly upon every topic, as the chances
+of conversation suggested it; and the time flew rapidly away, from one
+o'clock to four, five, or even later, profitably and delightfully. Kant
+tolerated no _calms_, which was the name he gave to the momentary pauses
+in conversation, or periods when its animation languished. Some means or
+other he always devised for restoring its tone of interest, in which he
+was much assisted by the tact with which he drew from every guest his
+peculiar tastes, or the particular direction of his pursuits; and on
+these, be they what they might, he was never unprepared to speak with
+knowledge, and the interest of an original observer. The local affairs
+of Königsberg must have been interesting indeed, before they could be
+allowed to occupy the attention at _his_ table. And, what may seem still
+more singular, it was rarely or never that he directed the conversation
+to any branch of the philosophy founded by himself. Indeed he was
+perfectly free from the fault which besets so many _savans_ and
+_literati_, of intolerance towards those whose pursuits had disqualified
+them for any particular sympathy with his own. His style of conversation
+was popular in the highest degree, and unscholastic; so much so, that
+any stranger who should have studied his works, and been unacquainted
+with his person, would have found it difficult to believe, that in this
+delightful companion he saw the profound author of the Transcendental
+Philosophy.
+
+The subjects of conversation at Kant's table were drawn chiefly from
+natural philosophy, chemistry, meteorology, natural history, and above
+all, from politics. The news of the day, as reported in the public
+journals, was discussed with a peculiar vigilance of examination. With
+regard to any narrative that wanted dates of time and place, however
+otherwise plausible, he was uniformly an inexorable sceptic, and held it
+unworthy of repetition. So keen was his penetration into the interior of
+political events, and the secret policy under which they moved, that he
+talked rather with the authority of a diplomatic person who had access
+to cabinet intelligence, than as a simple spectator of the great scenes
+which were unfolding in Europe. At the time of the French Revolution,
+he threw out many conjectures, and what were then accounted paradoxical
+anticipations, especially in regard to military operations, which were
+as punctually fulfilled as his own memorable conjecture in regard to the
+hiatus in the planetary system between Mars and Jupiter,[Footnote: To
+which the author should have added--and in regard to the hiatus between
+the planetary and cometary systems, which was pointed out by Kant
+several years before his conjecture was established by the good
+telescope of Dr. Herschel. Vesta and Juno, further confirmations of
+Kant's conjecture, were discovered in June 1804, when Wasianski wrote.]
+the entire confirmation of which he lived to witness on the discovery
+of Ceres by Piazzi, in Palermo, and of Pallas, by Dr. Olbers, at
+Bremen. These two discoveries, by the way, impressed him much; and
+they furnished a topic on which he always talked with pleasure; though,
+according to his usual modesty, he never said a word of his own
+sagacity in having upon _ŕ priori_ grounds shown the probability of such
+discoveries many years before.
+
+It was not only in the character of a companion that Kant shone, but
+also as a most courteous and liberal host, who had no greater pleasure
+than in seeing his guests happy and jovial, and rising with exhilarated
+spirits from the mixed pleasures--intellectual and liberally sensual--of
+his Platonic banquets. Chiefly, perhaps, with a view to the sustaining
+of this tone of genial hilarity, he showed himself somewhat of an artist
+in the composition of his dinner parties. Two rules there were which he
+obviously observed, and I may say invariably: the first was, that
+the company should be miscellaneous; this for the sake of securing
+sufficient variety to the conversation: and accordingly his parties
+presented as much variety as the world of Königsberg afforded, being
+drawn from all the modes of life, men in office, professors, physicians,
+clergymen, and enlightened merchants. His second rule was, to have a due
+balance of _young_ men, frequently of _very_ young men, selected from
+the students of the university, in order to impress a movement of gaiety
+and juvenile playfulness on the conversation; an additional motive for
+which, as I have reason to believe, was, that in this way he withdrew
+his mind from the sadness which sometimes overshadowed it, for the early
+deaths of some young friends whom he loved.
+
+And this leads me to mention a singular feature in Kant's way of
+expressing his sympathy with his friends in sickness. So long as the
+danger was imminent, he testified a restless anxiety, made perpetual
+inquiries, waited with patience for the crisis, and sometimes could not
+pursue his customary labors from agitation of mind. But no sooner was
+the patient's death announced, than he recovered his composure, and
+assumed an air of stern tranquillity--almost of indifference. The reason
+was, that he viewed life in general, and therefore, that particular
+affection of life which we call sickness, as a state of oscillation and
+perpetual change, between which and the fluctuating sympathies of hope
+and fear, there was a natural proportion that justified them to the
+reason; whereas death, as a permanent state that admitted of no _more_
+or _less_, that terminated all anxiety, and for ever extinguished the
+agitation of suspense, he would not allow to be fitted to any state of
+feeling, but one of the same enduring and unchanging character. However,
+all this philosophic heroism gave way on one occasion; for many persons
+will remember the tumultuous grief which he manifested upon the death
+of Mr. Ehrenboth, a young man of very fine understanding and extensive
+attainments, for whom he had the greatest affection. And naturally it
+happened, in so long a life as his, in spite of his provident rule for
+selecting his social companions as much as possible amongst the young,
+that he had to mourn for many a heavy loss that could never be supplied
+to him.
+
+To return, however, to the course of his day, immediately after the
+termination of his dinner party, Kant walked out for exercise; but on
+this occasion he never took any companion, partly, perhaps, because he
+thought it right, after so much convivial and colloquial relaxation, to
+pursue his meditations,[Footnote: Mr. Wasianski is wrong. To pursue his
+meditations under these circumstances, might perhaps be an inclination
+of Kant's to which he yielded, but not one which he would justify or
+erect into a maxim. He disapproved of eating alone, or _solipsismus
+convictorii_, as he calls it, on the principle, that a man would be apt,
+if not called off by the business and pleasure of a social party, to
+think too much or too closely, an exercise which he considered very
+injurious to the stomach during the first process of digestion. On the
+same principle he disapproved of walking or riding alone; the double
+exercise of thinking and bodily agitation, carried on at the same time,
+being likely, as he conceived, to press too hard upon the stomach.] and
+partly (as I happen to know) for a very peculiar reason, viz., that he
+wished to breathe exclusively through his nostrils, which he could not
+do if he were obliged continually to open his mouth in conversation. His
+reason for this was, that the atmospheric air, being thus carried round
+by a longer circuit, and reaching the lungs, therefore, in a state of
+less rawness, and at a temperature somewhat higher, would be less apt
+to irritate them. By a steady perseverance in this practice, which he
+constantly recommended to his friends, he flattered himself with a long
+immunity from coughs, colds, hoarseness, and every mode of defluxion;
+and the fact really was, that these troublesome affections attacked him
+very rarely. Indeed I myself, by only occasionally adopting his rule,
+have found my chest not so liable as formerly to such attacks.
+
+At six o'clock he sat down to his library table, which was a plain
+ordinary piece of furniture, and read till dusk. During this period of
+dubious light, so friendly to thought, he rested in tranquil meditation
+on what he had been reading, provided the book were worth it; if not, he
+sketched his lecture for the next day, or some part of any book he
+might then be composing. During this state of repose he took his station
+winter and summer by the stove, looking through the window at the old
+tower of Lobenicht; not that he could be said properly to see it, but
+the tower rested upon his eye,--obscurely, or but half revealed to his
+consciousness. No words seemed forcible enough to express his sense of
+the gratification which he derived from this old tower, when seen under
+these circumstances of twilight and quiet reverie. The sequel, indeed,
+showed how important it was to his comfort; for at length some poplars
+in a neighboring garden shot up to such a height as to obscure the
+tower, upon which Kant became very uneasy and restless, and at length
+found himself positively unable to pursue his evening meditations.
+Fortunately, the proprietor of the garden was a very considerate
+and obliging person, who had, besides, a high regard for Kant; and,
+accordingly, upon a representation of the case being made to him, he
+gave orders that the poplars should be cropped. This was done, the
+old tower of Lobenicht was again unveiled, and Kant recovered his
+equanimity, and pursued his twilight meditations as before.
+
+After the candles were brought, Kant prosecuted his studies till nearly
+ten o'clock. A quarter of an hour before retiring for the night, he
+withdrew his mind as much as possible from every class of thoughts which
+demanded any exertion or energy of attention, on the principle, that
+by stimulating and exciting him too much, such thoughts would be apt
+to cause wakefulness; and the slightest interference with his customary
+hour of falling asleep, was in the highest degree unpleasant to him.
+Happily, this was with him a very rare occurrence. He undressed himself
+without his servant's assistance, but in such an order, and with such a
+Roman regard to decorum and the _to prepon_, that he was always ready
+at a moment's warning to make his appearance without embarrassment to
+himself or to others. This done, he lay down on a mattress, and wrapped
+himself up in a quilt, which in summer was always of cotton,--in autumn,
+of wool; at the setting-in of winter he used both--and against very
+severe cold, he protected himself by one of eider-down, of which the
+part which covered his shoulders was not stuffed with feathers, but
+padded, or rather wadded closely with layers of wool. Long practice had
+taught him a very dexterous mode of _nesting_ himself, as it were, in
+the bed-clothes. First of all, he sat down on the bedside; then with an
+agile motion he vaulted obliquely into his lair; next he drew one corner
+of the bedclothes under his left shoulder, and passing it below his
+back, brought it round so as to rest under his right shoulder; fourthly,
+by a particular _tour d'adresse_, he treated the other corner in the
+same way, and finally contrived to roll it round his whole person. Thus
+swathed like a mummy, or (as I used to tell him) self-involved like
+the silk-worm in its cocoon, he awaited the approach of sleep, which
+generally came on immediately. For Kant's health was exquisite; not
+mere negative health, or the absence of pain, but a state of positive
+pleasurable sensation, and a genial sense of the entire possession of
+all his activities. Accordingly, when packed up for the night in the
+way I have described, he would often ejaculate to himself (as he used to
+tell us at dinner)--'Is it possible to conceive a human being with more
+perfect health than myself?' In fact, such was the innocence of his
+life, and such the happy condition of his situation, that no uneasy
+passion ever arose to excite him--nor care to harass--nor pain to awake
+him. Even in the severest winter his sleeping-room was without a fire;
+only in his latter years he yielded so far to the entreaties of his
+friends as to allow of a very small one. All nursing or self-indulgence
+found no quarter with Kant. In fact, five minutes, in the coldest
+weather, sufficed to supersede the first chill of the bed, by the
+diffusion of a general glow over his person. If he had any occasion to
+leave his room in the night-time, (for it was always kept dark day and
+night, summer and winter,) he guided himself by a rope, which was duly
+attached to his bed-post every night, and carried into the adjoining
+apartment.
+
+Kant never perspired, [Footnote: This appears less extraordinary,
+considering the description of Kant's person, given originally by
+Reichardt, about eight years after his death. 'Kant,' says this writer,
+'was drier than dust both in body and mind. His person was small; and
+possibly a more meagre, arid, parched anatomy of a man, has not appeared
+upon this earth. The upper part of his face was grand; forehead lofty
+and serene, nose elegantly turned, eyes brilliant and penetrating; but
+below it expressed powerfully the coarsest sensuality, which in him
+displayed itself by immoderate addiction to eating and drinking.' This
+last feature of his temperament is here expressed much too harshly.]
+night or day. Yet it was astonishing how much heat he supported
+habitually in his study, and in fact was not easy if it wanted but
+one degree of this heat. Seventy-five degrees of Fahrenheit was the
+invariable temperature of this room in which he chiefly lived; and if it
+fell below that point, no matter at what season of the year, he had it
+raised artificially to the usual standard. In the heats of summer he
+went thinly dressed, and invariably in silk stockings; yet, as even this
+dress could not always secure him against perspiring when engaged in
+active exercise, he had a singular remedy in reserve. Retiring to some
+shady place, he stood still and motionless--with the air and attitude
+of a person listening, or in suspense--until his usual _aridity_ was
+restored. Even in the most sultry summer night, if the slightest
+trace of perspiration had sullied his night-dress, he spoke of it with
+emphasis, as of an accident that perfectly shocked him.
+
+On this occasion, whilst illustrating Kant's notions of the animal
+economy, it may be as well to add one other particular, which is, that
+for fear of obstructing the circulation of the blood, he never would
+wear garters; yet, as he found it difficult to keep up his stockings
+without them, he had invented for himself a most elaborate substitute,
+which I shall describe. In a little pocket, somewhat smaller than
+a watch-pocket, but occupying pretty nearly the same situation as a
+watch-pocket on each thigh, there was placed a small box, something like
+a watch-case, but smaller; into this box was introduced a watch-spring
+in a wheel, round about which wheel was wound an elastic cord, for
+regulating the force of which there was a separate contrivance. To the
+two ends of this cord were attached hooks, which hooks were carried
+through a small aperture in the pockets, and so passing down the inner
+and the outer side of the thigh, caught hold of two loops which were
+fixed on the off side and the near side of each stocking. As might be
+expected, so complex an apparatus was liable, like the Ptolemaic system
+of the heavens, to occasional derangements; however, by good luck, I
+was able to apply an easy remedy to these disorders which sometimes
+threatened to disturb the comfort, and even the serenity, of the great
+man.
+
+Precisely at five minutes before five o'clock, winter or summer, Lampe,
+Kant's servant, who had formerly served in the army, marched into his
+master's room with the air of a sentinel on duty, and cried aloud in
+a military tone,--'Mr. Professor, the time is come.' This summons Kant
+invariably obeyed without one moment's delay, as a soldier does the word
+of command--never, under any circumstances, allowing himself a respite,
+not even under the rare accident of having passed a sleepless night. As
+the clock struck five, Kant was seated at the breakfast-table, where he
+drank what he called _one_ cup of tea; and no doubt he thought it such;
+but the fact was, that in part from his habit of reverie, and in part
+also for the purpose of refreshing its warmth, he filled up his cup so
+often, that in general he is supposed to have drunk two, three, or some
+unknown number. Immediately after he smoked a pipe of tobacco, (the only
+one which he allowed himself through the entire day,) but so rapidly,
+that a pile of glowing embers remained unsmoked. During this operation
+he thought over his arrangements for the day, as he had done the
+evening before during the twilight. About seven he usually went to his
+lecture-room, and from that he returned to his writing-table. Precisely
+at three quarters before one he rose from his chair, and called aloud to
+the cook,--'It has struck three quarters.' The meaning of which summons
+was this:--Immediately after taking soup, it was his constant practice
+to swallow what he called a dram, which consisted either of Hungarian
+wine, of Rhenish, of a cordial, or (in default of these) of Bishop.
+A flask of this was brought up by the cook on the proclamation of the
+three quarters. Kant hurried with it to the eating-room, poured out his
+_quantum_, left it standing in readiness, covered, however, with paper,
+to prevent its becoming vapid, and then went back to his study, and
+awaited the arrival of his guests, whom to the latest period of his life
+he never received but in full dress.
+
+Thus we come round again to dinner, and the reader has now an accurate
+picture of the course of Kant's day; the rigid monotony of which was not
+burthensome to him; and probably contributed, with the uniformity of his
+diet, and other habits of the same regularity, to lengthen his life. On
+this consideration, indeed, he had come to regard his health and his old
+age as in a great measure the product of his own exertions. He spoke of
+himself often under the figure of a gymnastic artist, who had continued
+for nearly fourscore years to support his balance upon the slack-rope
+of life, without once swerving to the right or to the left. In spite of
+every illness to which his constitutional tendencies had exposed him,
+he still kept his position in life triumphantly. However, he would
+sometimes observe sportively, that it was really absurd, and a sort of
+insult to the next generation for a man to live so long, because he thus
+interfered with the prospects of younger people.
+
+This anxious attention to his health accounts for the great interest
+which he attached to all new discoveries in medicine, or to new ways
+of theorizing on the old ones. As a work of great pretension in
+both classes, he set the highest value upon the theory of the Scotch
+physician Brown, or (as it is usually called, from the Latin name of its
+author,) the Brunonian Theory. No sooner had Weikard adopted [Footnote:
+This theory was afterwards greatly modified in Germany; and, judging
+from the random glances which I throw on these subjects, I believe that
+in this recast it still keeps its ground in that country.] and made it
+known in Germany, than Kant became familiar with it. He considered it
+not only as a great step taken for medicine, but even for the general
+interests of man, and fancied that in this he saw something analogous
+to the course which human nature has held in still more important
+inquiries, viz.: first of all, a continual ascent towards the more and
+more elaborately complex, and then a treading back, on its own steps,
+towards the simple and elementary. Dr. Beddoes's Essays, also, for
+producing by art and curing pulmonary consumption, and the method of
+Reich for curing fevers, made a powerful impression upon him; which,
+however, declined as those novelties (especially the last) began to
+sink in credit. As to Dr. Jenner's discovery of vaccination, he was less
+favorably disposed to it; he apprehended dangerous consequences from the
+absorption of a brutal miasma into the human blood, or at least into
+the lymph; and at any rate he thought, that, as a guarantee against the
+variolous infection, it required a much longer probation. Groundless
+as all these views were, it was exceedingly entertaining to hear the
+fertility of argument and analogy which he brought forward to support
+them. One of the subjects which occupied him at the latter end of his
+life, was the theory and phenomena of galvanism, which, however, he
+never satisfactorily mastered. Augustin's book upon this subject was
+about the last that he read, and his copy still retains on the margin
+his, pencil-marks of doubts, queries and suggestions.
+
+The infirmities of age now began to steal upon Kant, and betrayed
+themselves in more shapes than one. Connected with Kant's prodigious
+memory for all things that had any intellectual bearings, he had from
+youth labored under an unusual weakness of this faculty in relation to
+the common affairs of daily life. Some remarkable instances of this
+are on record, from the period of his childish days; and now, when his
+second childhood was commencing, this infirmity increased upon him very
+sensibly. One of the first signs was, that he began to repeat the same
+stories more than once on the same day. Indeed, the decay of his memory
+was too palpable to escape his own notice; and, to provide against it,
+and secure himself from all apprehension of inflicting tedium upon his
+guests, he began to write a syllabus, or list of themes, for each day's
+conversation, on cards, or the covers of letters, or any chance scrap
+of paper. But these memoranda accumulated so fast upon him, and were so
+easily lost, or not forthcoming at the proper moment, that I prevailed
+on him to substitute a blank-paper book, which I had directed to be
+made, and which still remains, with some affecting memorials of his own
+conscious weakness. As often happens, however, in such cases, he had a
+perfect memory for the remote events of his life, and could repeat with
+great readiness, and without once stumbling, very long passages from
+German or Latin poems, especially from the AEneid, whilst the very
+words that had been uttered but a moment before dropped away from his
+remembrance. The past came forward with the distinctness and liveliness
+of an immediate existence, whilst the present faded away into the
+obscurity of infinite distance.
+
+Another sign of his mental decay was the weakness with which he now
+began to theorize. He accounted for everything by electricity. A
+singular mortality at this time prevailed amongst the cats of Vienna,
+Basle, Copenhagen, and other places. Cats being so eminently an electric
+animal, of course he attributed this epizootic to electricity. During
+the same period, he persuaded himself that a peculiar configuration of
+clouds prevailed; this he took as a collateral proof of his electrical
+hypothesis. His own headaches, too, which in all probability were a mere
+remote effect of old age, and a direct one of an inability [Footnote:
+Mr. Wasianski is quite in the wrong here. If the hindrances which nature
+presented to the act of thinking were now on the increase, on the other
+hand, the disposition to think, by his own acknowledgment, was on the
+wane. The power and the habit altering in proportion, there is no case
+made out of that disturbed equilibrium to which apparently he would
+attribute the headaches. But the fact is, that, if he had been as well
+acquainted with Kant's writings as with Kant personally, he would
+have known, that some affection of the head of a spasmodic kind was
+complained of by Kant at a time when nobody could suspect him of being
+in a decaying state.] to think as easily and as severely as formerly,
+he explained upon the same principle. And this was a notion of which his
+friends were not anxious to disabuse him, because, as something of
+the same character of weather (and therefore probably the same general
+tendency of the electric power) is found to prevail for whole cycles
+of years, entrance upon another cycle held out to him some prospect of
+relief. A delusion which secured the comforts of hope was the next best
+thing to an actual remedy; and a man who, in such circumstances, is
+cured of his delusion, '_cui demptus per vim mentis gratissimus error_,'
+might reasonably have exclaimed, '_Pol, me occidistis, amici._'
+
+Possibly the reader may suppose, that, in this particular instance
+of charging his own decays upon the state of the atmosphere, Kant was
+actuated by the weakness of vanity, or some unwillingness to face the
+real fact that his powers were decaying. But this was not the case.
+He was perfectly aware of his own condition, and, as early as 1799, he
+said, in my presence, to a party of his friends--'Gentlemen, I am old,
+and weak, and childish, and you must treat me as a child.' Or perhaps it
+may be thought that he shrank from the contemplation of death, which,
+as apoplexy seemed to be threatened by the pains in his head, might
+have happened any day. But neither was this the case. He now lived in a
+continual state of resignation, and prepared to meet any dispensation of
+Providence. 'Gentlemen,' said he one day to his guests, 'I do not fear
+to die. I assure you, as in the presence of God, that if I were this
+night to be made suddenly aware that I was on the point of being
+summoned, I would raise my hands to heaven, fold them, and say, Blessed
+be God! If indeed it were possible that a whisper such as this could
+reach my ear--Fourscore years thou hast lived, in which time thou hast
+inflicted much evil upon thy fellow-men, the case would be otherwise.'
+Whosoever has heard Kant speak of his own death, will bear witness
+to the tone of earnest sincerity which, on such occasions, marked his
+manner and utterance.
+
+A third sign of his decaying faculties was, that he now lost all
+accurate measure of time. One minute, nay, without exaggeration, a much
+less space of time, stretched out in his apprehension of things to a
+wearisome duration. Of this I can give one rather amusing instance,
+which was of constant recurrence. At the beginning of the last year of
+his life, he fell into a custom of taking immediately after dinner a cup
+of coffee, especially on those days when it happened that I was of his
+party. And such was the importance he attached to this little pleasure,
+that he would even make a memorandum beforehand, in the blank-paper
+book I had given him, that on the next day I was to dine with him, and
+consequently that there was to be coffee. Sometimes it would happen,
+that the interest of conversation carried him past the time at which
+he felt the craving for it; and this I was not sorry to observe, as I
+feared that coffee, which he had never been accustomed to, [Footnote:
+How this happened to be the case in Germany, Mr. Wasianski has not
+explained. Perhaps the English merchants at Königsberg, being amongst
+Kant's oldest and most intimate friends, had early familiarized him
+to the practice of drinking tea, and to other English tastes. However,
+Jachmann tells us, (p. 164,) that Kant was extravagantly fond of coffee,
+but forced himself to abstain from it under a notion that it was very
+unwholesome.] might disturb his rest at night. But, if this did not
+happen, then commenced a scene of some interest. Coffee must be brought
+'upon the spot,' (a word he had constantly in his mouth during his
+latter days,) 'in a moment.' And the expressions of his impatience,
+though from old habit still gentle, were so lively, and had so much of
+infantine naďveté about them, that none of us could forbear smiling.
+Knowing what would happen, I had taken care that all the preparations
+should be made beforehand; the coffee was ground; the water was boiling;
+and the very moment the word was given, his servant shot in like
+an arrow, and plunged the coffee into the water. All that remained,
+therefore, was to give it time to boil up. But this trifling delay
+seemed unendurable to Kant. All consolations were thrown away upon him:
+vary the formula as we might, he was never at a loss for a reply. If
+it was said--'Dear Professor, the coffee will be brought up in a
+moment.'--'_Will_ be!' he would say, 'but there's the rub, that it only
+_will_ be:
+
+ Man never _is_, but always _to be_ blest.'
+
+If another cried out--'The coffee is coming immediately.'--'Yes,' he
+would retort, 'and so is the next hour: and, by the way, it's about that
+length of time that I have waited for it.' Then he would collect himself
+with a stoical air, and say--'Well, one can die after all: it is but
+dying; and in the next world, thank God! there is no drinking of coffee,
+and consequently no--waiting for it.' Sometimes he would rise from his
+chair, open the door, and cry out with a feeble querulousness--'Coffee!
+coffee!' And when at length he heard the servant's step upon the stairs,
+he would turn round to us, and, as joyfully as ever sailor from the
+mast-head, he would call out--'Land, land! my dear friends, I see land.'
+
+This general decline in Kant's powers, active and passive, gradually
+brought about a revolution in his habits of life. Heretofore, as I have
+already mentioned, he went to bed at ten, and rose a little before five.
+The latter practice he still observed, but not the other. In 1802 he
+retired as early as nine, and afterwards still earlier. He found himself
+so much refreshed by this addition to his rest, that at first he was
+disposed to utter a _Euraeka_, as over some great discovery in the
+art of restoring exhausted nature: but afterwards, on pushing it still
+farther, he did not find the success answer his expectations. His walks
+he now limited to a few turns in the King's gardens, which were at no
+great distance from his own house. In order to walk more firmly, he
+adopted a peculiar method of stepping; he carried his foot to the
+ground, not forward, and obliquely, but perpendicularly, and with a kind
+of stamp, so as to secure a larger basis, by setting down the entire
+sole at once. Notwithstanding this precaution, upon one occasion he
+fell in the street. He was quite unable to raise himself; and two young
+ladies, who saw the accident, ran to his assistance. With his usual
+graciousness of manner he thanked them fervently for their assistance,
+and presented one of them with a rose which he happened to have in his
+hand. This lady was not personally known to Kant; but she was greatly
+delighted with his little present, and still keeps the rose as a frail
+memorial of her transitory interview with the great philosopher.
+
+This accident, as I have reason to think, was the cause of his
+henceforth renouncing exercise altogether. All labors, even that of
+reading, were now performed slowly, and with manifest effort; and those
+which cost him any bodily exertion became very exhausting to him. His
+feet refused to do their office more and more; he fell continually, both
+when moving across the room, and even when standing still: yet he
+seldom suffered from these falls; and he constantly laughed at them,
+maintaining that it was impossible he could hurt himself, from the
+extreme lightness of his person, which was indeed by this time the
+merest skeleton. Very often, especially in the morning, he dropped
+asleep in his chair from pure weariness: on these occasions he fell
+forward upon the floor, and lay there unable to raise himself up, until
+accident brought one of his servants or his friends into the room.
+Afterwards these falls were prevented, by substituting a chair with
+circular supports, that met and clasped in front.
+
+These unseasonable dozings exposed him to another danger. He fell
+repeatedly, whilst reading, with his head into the candles; a cotton
+night-cap which he wore was instantly in a blaze, and flaming about his
+head. Whenever this happened, Kant behaved with great presence of mind.
+Disregarding the pain, he seized the blazing cap, drew it from his head,
+laid it quietly on the floor, and trod out the flames with his feet.
+Yet, as this last act brought his dressing-gown into a dangerous
+neighborhood to the flames, I changed the form of his cap, persuaded him
+to arrange the candles differently, and had a decanter of water placed
+constantly by his side; and in this way I applied a remedy to a danger,
+which would else probably have been fatal to him.
+
+From the sallies of impatience, which I have described in the case
+of the coffee, there was reason to fear that, with the increasing
+infirmities of Kant, would grow up a general waywardness and obstinacy
+of temper. For my own sake, therefore, and not less for his, I now laid
+down one rule for my future conduct in his house; which was, that I
+would, on no occasion, allow my reverence for him to interfere with the
+firmest expression of my opinion on subjects relating to his own health;
+and in cases of great importance, that I would make no compromise with
+his particular humors, but insist, not only on my view of the case, but
+also on the practical adoption of my views; or, if this were refused me,
+that I would take my departure at once, and not be made responsible
+for the comfort of a person whom I had no power to influence. And this
+behavior on my part it was that won Kant's confidence; for there was
+nothing which disgusted him so much as any approach to fawning or
+sycophancy. As his imbecility increased, he became daily more liable
+to mental delusions; and, in particular, he fell into many fantastic
+notions about the conduct of his servants, and, in consequence, into a
+peevish mode of treating them. Upon these occasions I generally observed
+a deep silence. But sometimes he would ask me for my opinion; and
+when this happened, I did not scruple to say, 'Ingenuously, then, Mr.
+Professor, I think that you are in the wrong.'--'You think so?' he would
+reply calmly, at the same time asking for my reasons, which he would
+listen to with great patience, and openness to conviction. Indeed,
+it was evident that the firmest opposition, so long as it rested upon
+assignable grounds and principles, won upon his regard; whilst his own
+nobleness of character still moved him to habitual contempt for timorous
+and partial acquiescence in his opinions, even when his infirmities made
+him most anxious for such acquiescence.
+
+Earlier in life Kant had been little used to contradiction. His superb
+understanding, his brilliancy in conversation, founded in part upon his
+ready and sometimes rather caustic wit, and in part upon his prodigious
+command of knowledge--the air of noble self-confidence which the
+consciousness of these advantages impressed upon his manners--and the
+general knowledge of the severe innocence of his life--all combined to
+give him a station of superiority to others, which generally secured
+him from open contradiction. And if it sometimes happened that he met a
+noisy and intemperate opposition, supported by any pretences to wit, he
+usually withdrew himself from that sort of unprofitable altercation with
+dignity, by contriving to give such a turn to the conversation as won
+the general favor of the company to himself, and impressed, silence, or
+modesty at least, upon the boldest disputant. From a person so little
+familiar with opposition, it could scarcely have been anticipated that
+he should daily surrender his wishes to mine--if not without discussion,
+yet always without displeasure. So, however, it was. No habit, of
+whatever long standing, could be objected to as injurious to his health,
+but he would generally renounce it. And he had this excellent custom in
+such cases, that either he would resolutely and at once decide for his
+own opinion, or, if he professed to follow his friend's, he would follow
+it sincerely, and not try it unfairly by trying it imperfectly. Any
+plan, however trifling, which he had once consented to adopt on the
+suggestion of another, was never afterwards defeated or embarrassed
+by unseasonable interposition from his own humors. And thus, the
+very period of his decay drew forth so many fresh expressions of his
+character, in its amiable or noble features, as daily increased my
+affection and reverence for his person.
+
+Having mentioned his servants, I shall here take occasion to give some
+account of his man-servant Lampe. It was a great misfortune for Kant, in
+his old age and infirmities, that this man also became old, and subject
+to a different sort of infirmities. This Lampe had originally served in
+the Prussian army; on quitting which he entered the service of Kant. In
+this situation he had lived about forty years; and, though always dull
+and stupid, had, in the early part of this period, discharged his
+duties with tolerable fidelity. But latterly, presuming upon his own
+indispensableness, from his perfect knowledge of all the domestic
+arrangements, and upon his master's weakness, he had fallen into
+great irregularities and neglect of his duties. Kant had been obliged,
+therefore, of late, to threaten repeatedly that he would discharge him.
+I, who knew that Kant, though one of the kindest-hearted men, was also
+one of the firmest, foresaw that this discharge, once given, would be
+irrevocable: for the word of Kant was as sacred as other men's oaths.
+Consequently, upon every opportunity, I remonstrated with Lampe on the
+folly of his conduct, and his wife joined me on these occasions. Indeed,
+it was high time that a change should be made in some quarter; for it
+now became dangerous to leave Kant, who was constantly falling from
+weakness, to the care of an old ruffian, who was himself apt to fall
+from intoxication. The fact was, that from the moment I undertook the
+management of Kant's affairs, Lampe saw there was an end to his old
+system of abusing his master's confidence in pecuniary affairs, and the
+other advantages which he took of his helpless situation. This made
+him desperate, and he behaved worse and worse; until one morning,
+in January, 1802, Kant told me, that, humiliating as he felt such a
+confession, the fact was, that Lampe had just treated him in a way which
+he was ashamed to repeat. I was too much shocked to distress him by
+inquiring into the particulars. But the result was, that Kant now
+insisted, temperately but firmly, on Lampe's dismissal. Accordingly, a
+new servant, of the name of Kaufmann, was immediately engaged; and on
+the next day Lampe was discharged with a handsome pension for life.
+
+Here I must mention a little circumstance which does honor to Kant's
+benevolence. In his last will, on the assumption that Lampe would
+continue with him to his death, he had made a very liberal provision
+for him; but upon this new arrangement of the pension, which was to take
+effect immediately, it became necessary to revoke that part of his will,
+which he did in a separate codicil, that began thus:--'In consequence of
+the ill behavior of my servant Lampe, I think fit,' &c. But soon after,
+considering that such a record of Lampe's misconduct might be seriously
+injurious to his interests, he cancelled the passage, and expressed it
+in such a way, that no trace remained behind of his just displeasure.
+And his benign nature was gratified with knowing, that, this one
+sentence blotted out, there remained no other in all his numerous
+writings, published or confidential, which spoke the language of anger,
+or could leave any ground for doubting that he died in charity with all
+the world. Upon Lampe's calling to demand a written character, he was,
+however, a good deal embarrassed; his stern reverence for truth being,
+in this instance, armed against the first impulses of his kindness. Long
+and anxiously he sat, with the certificate lying before him, debating
+how he should fill up the blanks. I was present, but in such a matter I
+did not take the liberty of suggesting any advice. At last, he took
+his pen, and filled up the blank as follows:--'--has served me long and
+faithfully,'--(for Kant was not aware that he had robbed him,)--'but did
+not display those particular qualifications which fitted him for waiting
+on an old and infirm man like myself.'
+
+This scene of disturbance over, which to Kant, a lover of peace and
+tranquillity, caused a shock that he would gladly have been spared; it
+was fortunate that no other of that nature occurred during the rest
+of his life. Kaufmann, the successor of Lampe, turned out to be a
+respectable and upright man, and soon conceived a great attachment to
+his master's person. Things now put on a new face in Kant's family: by
+the removal of one of the belligerents, peace was once more restored
+amongst his servants; for hitherto there had been eternal wars between
+Lampe and the cook. Sometimes it was Lampe that carried a war of
+aggression into the cook's territory of the kitchen; sometimes it was
+the cook that revenged these insults, by sallying out upon Lampe in the
+neutral ground of the hall, or invaded him even in his own sanctuary of
+the butler's pantry. The uproars were everlasting; and thus far it was
+fortunate for the peace of the philosopher, that his hearing had begun
+to fail; by which means he was spared many an exhibition of hateful
+passions and ruffian violence, which annoyed his guests and friends.
+But now all things had changed: deep silence reigned in the pantry; the
+kitchen rang no more with martial alarums; and the hall was unvexed with
+skirmish or pursuit. Yet it may be readily supposed that to Kant, at the
+age of seventy-eight, changes, even for the better, were not welcome: so
+intense had been the uniformity of his life and habits, that the least
+innovation in the arrangement of articles as trifling as a penknife, or
+a pair of scissors, disturbed him; and not merely if they were pushed
+two or three inches out of their customary position, but even if they
+were laid a little awry; and as to larger objects, such as chairs,
+&c., any dislocation of their usual arrangement, any trans position, or
+addition to their number, perfectly confounded him; and his eye appeared
+restlessly to haunt the seat of the mal-arrangement, until the ancient
+order was restored. With such habits the reader may conceive how
+distressing it must have been to him, at this period of decaying powers,
+to adapt himself to a new servant, a new voice, a new step, &c.
+
+Aware of this, I had on the day before he entered upon his duties,
+written down for the new servant upon a sheet of paper the entire
+routine of Kant's daily life, down to the minutest and most trivial
+circumstances; all which he mastered with the greatest rapidity. To
+make sure, however, we went through a rehearsal of the whole ritual;
+he performing the manoeuvres, I looking on and giving the word. Still I
+felt uneasy at the idea of his being left entirely to his own discretion
+on his first _debut_ in good earnest, and therefore I made a point of
+attending on this important day; and in the few instances where the new
+recruit missed the accurate manoeuvre, a glance or a nod from me easily
+made him comprehend his failure.
+
+One part only there was of the daily ceremonial, where all of us were
+at a loss, as it was a part which no mortal eyes had ever witnessed but
+those of Lampe: this was breakfast. However, that we might do all in
+our power, I myself attended at four o'clock in the morning. The day
+happened, as I remember, to be the 1st of February, 1802. Precisely at
+five, Kant made his appearance; and nothing could equal his astonishment
+on finding me in the room. Fresh from the confusion of dreaming, and
+bewildered alike by the sight of his new servant, by Lampe's absence,
+and by my presence, he could with difficulty be made to comprehend the
+purpose of my visit. A friend in need is a friend indeed; and we
+would now have given any money to that learned person who could have
+instructed us in the arrangement of the breakfast table. But this was a
+mystery revealed to none but Lampe. At length Kant took this task upon
+himself; and apparently all was now settled to his satisfaction. Yet
+still it struck me that he was under some embarrassment or constraint.
+Upon this I said--that, with his permission, I would take a cup of tea,
+and afterwards smoke a pipe with him. He accepted my offer with his
+usual courteous demeanor; but seemed unable to familiarize himself
+with the novelty of his situation. I was at this time sitting directly
+opposite to him; and at last he frankly told me, but with the kindest
+and most apologetic air, that he was really under the necessity of
+begging that I would sit out of his sight; for that, having sat alone at
+the breakfast table for considerably more than half a century, he could
+not abruptly adapt his mind to a change in this respect; and he found
+his thoughts very sensibly disturbed. I did as he desired; the servant
+retired into an antiroom, where he waited within call; and Kant
+recovered his wonted composure. Just the same scene passed over again,
+when I called at the same hour on a fine summer morning some months
+after.
+
+Henceforth all went right: or, if occasionally some little mistake
+occurred, Kant showed himself very considerate and indulgent, and would
+remark of his own accord, that a new servant could not be expected to
+know all his peculiar ways and humors. In one respect, indeed, this man
+adapted himself to Kant's scholarlike taste, in a way which Lampe
+was incapable of doing. Kant was somewhat fastidious in matters of
+pronunciation; and this man had a great facility in catching the true
+sound of Latin words, the titles of books, and the names or designations
+of Kant's friends: not one of which accomplishments could Lampe, the
+most insufferable of blockheads, ever attain to. In particular, I have
+been told by Kant's old friends, that for the space of more than thirty
+years, during which he had been in the habit of reading the newspaper
+published by Hartung, Lampe delivered it with the same identical blunder
+on every day of publication.--'Mr. Professor, here is Hart_mann's_
+journal.' Upon which Kant would reply--'Eh! what?--What's that you say?
+Hartmann's journal? I tell you, it is not Hartmann, but Hartung: now,
+repeat it after me--not Hartmann, but Hartung.' Then Lampe, looking
+sulky, and drawing himself up with the stiff air of a soldier on guard,
+and in the very same monotonous tone with which he had been used to sing
+out his challenge of--_Who goes there?_ would roar--'not Hartmann, but
+Hartung.' 'Now again!' Kant would say: on which again Lampe roared--'not
+Hartmann, but Hartung.' 'Now a third time,' cried Kant: on which for
+a third time the unhappy Lampe would howl out--'not Hartmann, but
+Hartung.' And this whimsical scene of parade duty was continually
+repeated: duly as the day of publication came, the irreclaimable old
+dunce was put through the same manoeuvres, which were as invariably
+followed by the same blunder on the next. In spite, however, of this
+advantage, in the new servant, and his general superiority to his
+predecessor, Kant's nature was too kind and good, and too indulgent to
+all people's infirmities but his own, not to miss the voice and the 'old
+familiar face' that he had been accustomed to for forty years. And I met
+with what struck me as an affecting instance of Kant's yearning after
+his old good-for-nothing servant in his memorandum-book: other people
+record what they wish to remember; but Kant had here recorded what he
+was to forget. 'Mem.: February, 1802, the name of Lampe must now be
+remembered no more.'
+
+In the spring of this year, 1802, I advised Kant to take the air. It
+was very long since he had been out of doors, [Footnote: Wasianski here
+returns thanks to some unknown person, who, having observed that Kant in
+his latter walks took pleasure in leaning against a particular wall to
+view the prospect, had caused a seat to be fixed at that point for his
+use.] and walking was now out of the question. But I thought the motion
+of a carriage and the air would be likely to revive him. On the power of
+vernal sights and sounds I did not much rely; for these had long ceased
+to affect him. Of all the changes that spring brings with it, there
+was one only that now interested Kant; and he longed for it with an
+eagerness and intensity of expectation, that it was almost painful to
+witness: this was the return of a hedge sparrow that sang in his garden,
+and before his window. This bird, either the same, or one of the next
+generation, had sung for years in the same situation; and Kant grew
+uneasy when the cold weather, lasting longer than usual, retarded its
+return. Like Lord Bacon, indeed, he had a childlike love for birds in
+general, and in particular, took pains to encourage the sparrows to
+build above the windows of his study; and when this happened, (as it
+often did, from the silence which prevailed in his study,) he watched
+their proceedings with the delight and the tenderness which others give
+to a human interest. To return to the point I was speaking of, Kant was
+at first very unwilling to accede to my proposal of going abroad. 'I
+shall sink down in the carriage,' said he, 'and fall together like a
+heap of old rags.' But I persisted with a gentle importunity in urging
+him to the attempt, assuring him that we would return immediately if he
+found the effort too much for him. Accordingly, upon a tolerably warm
+day of early [Footnote: Mr. Wasianski says--_late_ in summer: but, as
+he elsewhere describes by the same expression of 'late in summer,' a day
+which was confessedly _before_ the longest day, and as the multitude
+of birds which continued to sing will not allow us to suppose that
+the summer could be very far advanced, I have translated accordingly.]
+summer, I, and an old friend of Kant's, accompanied him to a little
+place which I rented in the country. As we drove through the streets,
+Kant was delighted to find that he could sit upright, and bear the
+motion of the carriage, and seemed to draw youthful pleasure from the
+sight of the towers and other public buildings, which he had not seen
+for years. We reached the place of our destination in high spirits. Kant
+drank a cup of coffee, and attempted to smoke a little. After this, he
+sat and sunned himself, listening with delight to the warbling of birds,
+which congregated in great numbers about this spot. He distinguished
+every bird by its song, and called it by its right name. After staying
+about half an hour, we set off on our homeward journey, Kant still
+cheerful, but apparently satiated with his day's enjoyment.
+
+I had on this occasion purposely avoided taking him to any public
+gardens, that I might not disturb his pleasure by exposing him to
+the distressing gaze of public curiosity. However, it was known in
+Königsberg that Kant had gone out; and accordingly, as the carriage
+moved through the streets which led to his residence, there was a
+general rush from all quarters in that direction, and, when we turned
+into the street where the house stood, we found it already choked up
+with people. As we slowly drew up to the door, a lane was formed in the
+crowd, through which Kant was led, I and my friend supporting him on
+our arms. Looking at the crowd, I observed the faces of many persons
+of rank, and distinguished strangers, some of whom now saw Kant for the
+first time, and many of them for the last.
+
+As the winter of 1802-3 approached, he complained more than ever of
+an affection of the stomach, which no medical man had been able to
+mitigate, or even to explain. The winter passed over in a complaining
+way; he was weary of life, and longed for the hour of dismission. 'I
+can be of service to the world no more,' said he, 'and am a burden
+to myself.' Often I endeavored to cheer him by the anticipation of
+excursions that we would make together when summer came again. On these
+he calculated with so much earnestness, that he had made a regular scale
+or classification of them--l. Airings; 2. Journeys; 3. Travels. And
+nothing could equal the yearning impatience expressed for the coming of
+spring and summer, not so much for their own peculiar attractions, as
+because they were the seasons for travelling. In his memorandum-book,
+he made this note:--'The three summer months are June, July, and
+August'--meaning that they were the three months for travelling. And
+in conversation he expressed the feverish strength of his wishes so
+plaintively and affectingly, that everybody was drawn into powerful
+sympathy with him, and wished for some magical means of ante-dating the
+course of the seasons.
+
+In this winter his bed-room was often warmed. This was the room in which
+he kept his little collection of books, of about four hundred and fifty
+volumes, chiefly presentation-copies from the authors. It may seem
+singular that Kant, who read so extensively, should have no larger
+library; but he had less need of one than most scholars, having in his
+earlier years been librarian at the Royal Library of the Castle;
+and since then having enjoyed from the liberality of Hartknoch, his
+publisher, (who, in his turn, had profited by the liberal terms on which
+Kant had made over to him the copyright of his own works,) the first
+sight of every new book that appeared.
+
+At the close of this winter, that is in 1803, Kant first began to
+complain of unpleasant dreams, sometimes of very terrific ones, which
+awakened him in great agitation. Oftentimes melodies, which he had heard
+in earliest youth sung in the streets of Königsberg, resounded painfully
+in his ears, and dwelt upon them in a way from which no efforts of
+abstraction could release him. These kept him awake to unseasonable
+hours; and often when, after long watching, he had fallen asleep,
+however deep his sleep might be, it was suddenly broken up by terrific
+dreams, which alarmed him beyond description. Almost every night, the
+bell-rope, which communicated with a bell in the room above his own,
+where his servant slept, was pulled violently, and with the utmost
+agitation. No matter how fast the servant might hurry down, he was
+almost always too late, and was pretty sure to find his master out of
+bed, and often making his way in terror to some other part of the house.
+The weakness of his feet exposed him to such dreadful falls on these
+occasions, that at length (but with much difficulty) I persuaded him to
+let his servant sleep in the same room with himself.
+
+The morbid affection of the stomach began now to be more and more
+distressing; and he tried various applications, which he had formerly
+been loud in condemning, such as a few drops of rum upon a piece of
+sugar, naphtha, [Footnote: For Kant's particular complaint, as described
+by other biographers, a quarter of a grain of opium, every twelve hours,
+would have been the best remedy, perhaps a perfect remedy.] &c. But all
+these were only palliatives; for his advanced age precluded the hope of
+a radical cure. His dreadful dreams became continually more appalling:
+single scenes, or passages in these dreams, were sufficient to compose
+the whole course of mighty tragedies, the impression from which was
+so profound as to stretch far into his waking hours. Amongst other
+phantasmata more shocking and indescribable, his dreams constantly
+represented to him the forms of murderers advancing to his bedside; and
+so agitated was he by the awful trains of phantoms that swept past him
+nightly, that in the first confusion of awaking he generally mistook
+his servant, who was hastening to his assistance, for a murderer. In the
+day-time we often conversed upon these shadowy illusions; and Kant, with
+his usual spirit of stoical contempt for nervous weakness of every sort,
+laughed at them; and, to fortify his own resolution to contend against
+them, he wrote down in his memorandum-book, 'There must be no yielding
+to panics of darkness.' At my suggestion, however, he now burned a light
+in his chamber, so placed as that the rays might be shaded from his
+face. At first he was very averse to this, though gradually he became
+reconciled to it. But that he could bear it at all, was to me an
+expression of the great revolution accomplished by the terrific agency
+of his dreams. Heretofore, darkness and utter silence were the two
+pillars on which his sleep rested: no step must approach his room;
+and as to light, if he saw but a moonbeam penetrating a crevice of
+the shutters, it made him unhappy; and, in fact, the windows of his
+bed-chamber were barricadoed night and day. But now darkness was a
+terror to him, and silence an oppression. In addition to his lamp,
+therefore, he had now a repeater in his room; the sound was at first too
+loud, but, after muffling the hammer with cloth, both the ticking and
+the striking became companionable sounds to him.
+
+At this time (spring of 1803) his appetite began to fail, which I
+thought no good sign. Many persons insist that Kant was in the habit of
+eating too much for health. [Footnote: Who these worthy people were
+that criticised Kant's eating, is not mentioned. They could have had no
+opportunity of exercising their abilities on this question, except
+as hosts, guests, or fellow-guests; and in any of those characters, a
+gentleman, one would suppose, must feel himself degraded by directing
+his attention to a point of that nature. However, the merits of the
+case stand thus between the parlies: Kant, it is agreed by all his
+biographers, ate only once a day; for as to his breakfast, it was
+nothing more than a very weak infusion of tea, (vide Jachmann's Letters,
+p. 163,) with no bread, or eatable of any kind. Now, his critics, by
+general confession, ate their way, from 'morn to dewy eve,' through
+the following course of meals: 1. Breakfast early in the morning; 2.
+Breakfast _ŕ la fourchette_ about ten, A.M.; 3. Dinner at one or two;
+4. Vesper Brod; 5. Abend Brod; all which does really seem a very fair
+allowance for a man who means to lecture upon abstinence at night. But
+I shall cut this matter short by stating one plain fact; there were two
+things, and no more, for which Kant had an inordinate craving during
+his whole life; these were tobacco and coffee; and from both these
+he abstained almost altogether, merely under a sense of duty, resting
+probably upon erroneous grounds. Of the first he allowed himself a very
+small quantity, (and everybody knows that temperance is a more difficult
+virtue than abstinence;) of the other none at all, until the labors of
+his life were accomplished.] I, however, cannot assent to this opinion;
+for he ate but once a day, and drank no beer. Of this liquor, (I mean
+the strong black beer,) he was, indeed, the most determined enemy. If
+ever a man died prematurely, Kant would say--'He has been drinking beer,
+I presume.' Or, if another were indisposed, you might be sure he would
+ask, 'But does he drink beer?' And, according to the answer on this
+point, he regulated his anticipations for the patient. Strong beer, in
+short, he uniformly maintained to be a slow poison. Voltaire, by the
+way, had said to a young physician who denounced coffee under the same
+bad name of a 'slow poison,' 'You're right there, my friend, however;
+slow it is, and horribly slow; for I have been drinking it these seventy
+years, and it has not killed me yet;' but this was an answer which, in
+the case of beer, Kant would not allow of.
+
+On the 22d of April, 1803, his birth-day, the last which he lived to
+see, was celebrated in a full assembly of his friends. This festival he
+had long looked forward to with great expectation, and delighted even
+to hear the progress made in the preparations for it. But when the day
+came, the over-excitement and tension of expectation seemed to have
+defeated itself. He tried to appear happy; but the bustle of a numerous
+company confounded and distressed him; and his spirits were manifestly
+forced. He seemed first to revive to any real sense of pleasure at
+night, when the company had departed, and he was undressing in his
+study. He then talked with much pleasure about the presents which, as
+usual, would be made to his servants on this occasion; for Kant was
+never happy himself, unless he saw all around him happy. He was a great
+maker of presents; but at the same time he had no toleration for the
+studied theatrical effect, the accompaniment of formal congratulations,
+and the sentimental pathos with which birth-day presents are made in
+Germany. [Footnote: In this, as in many other things, the taste of Kant
+was entirely English and Roman; as, on the other hand, some eminent
+Englishmen, I am sorry to say, have, on this very point, shown the
+effeminacy and _falsetto_ taste of the Germans. In particular, Mr.
+Coleridge, describing, in The Friend, the custom amongst German children
+of making presents to their parents on Christmas Eve, (a custom which
+he unaccountably supposes to be peculiar to Ratzeburg,) represents the
+mother as 'weeping aloud for joy'--the old idiot of a father with 'tears
+running down his face,' &c. &c., and all for what? For a snuff-box, a
+pencil-case, or some article of jewellery. Now, we English agree with
+Kant on such maudlin display of stage sentimentality, and are prone to
+suspect that papa's tears are the product of rum-punch. Tenderness
+let us have by all means, and the deepest you can imagine, but upon
+proportionate occasions, and with causes fitted to justify it and
+sustain its dignity.] In all this, his masculine taste gave him a sense
+of something fade and ludicrous.
+
+The summer of 1803 was now come, and, visiting Kant one day, I was
+thunderstruck to hear him direct me, in the most serious tone, to
+provide the funds necessary for an extensive foreign tour. I made
+no opposition, but asked his reasons for such a plan; he alleged
+the miserable sensations he had in his stomach, which were no longer
+endurable. Knowing what power over Kant a quotation from a Roman poet
+had always had, I simply replied--'Post equitem sedet atra cura,'
+and for the present he said no more. But the touching and pathetic
+earnestness with which he was continually ejaculating prayers for warmer
+weather, made it doubtful to me whether his wishes on this point ought
+not, partially at least, to be gratified; and I therefore proposed to
+him a little excursion to the cottage we had visited the year before.
+'Anywhere,' said he, 'no matter whither, provided it be far enough.'
+Towards the latter end of June, therefore, we executed this scheme;
+on getting into the carriage, the order of the day with Kant was,
+'Distance, distance. Only let us go far enough,' said he: but scarcely
+had we reached the city-gates before the journey seemed already to have
+lasted too long. On reaching the cottage we found coffee waiting for
+us; but he would scarcely allow himself time for drinking it, before
+he ordered the carriage to the door; and the journey back seemed
+insupportably long to him, though it was performed in something less
+than twenty minutes. 'Is this never to have an end?' was his continual
+exclamation; and great was his joy when he found himself once more in
+his study, undressed, and in bed. And for this night he slept in peace,
+and once again was liberated from the persecution of dreams.
+
+Soon after he began again to talk of journeys, of travels in remote
+countries, &c., and, in consequence, we repeated our former excursion
+several times; and though the circumstances were pretty nearly the same
+on every occasion, and always terminating in disappointment as to the
+immediate pleasure anticipated, yet, undoubtedly, they were, on the
+whole, salutary to his spirits. In particular, the cottage itself,
+standing under the shelter of tall alders, with a valley stretched
+beneath it, through which a little brook meandered, broken by a
+water-fall, whose pealing sound dwelt pleasantly on the ear, sometimes,
+on a quiet sunny day, gave a lively delight to Kant: and once, under
+accidental circumstances of summer clouds and sun-lights, the little
+pastoral landscape suddenly awakened a lively remembrance which had been
+long laid asleep, of a heavenly summer morning in youth, which he had
+passed in a bower upon the banks of a rivulet that ran through the
+grounds of a dear and early friend, Gen. Von Lossow. The strength of
+the impression was such, that he seemed actually to be living over that
+morning again, thinking as he then thought, and conversing with those
+that were no more.
+
+His very last excursion was in August of this year, (1803,) not to my
+cottage, but to the garden of a friend. But on this day he manifested
+great impatience. It had been arranged that he was to meet an old
+friend at the gardens; and I, with two other gentlemen, attended him. It
+happened that _out_ party arrived first; and such was Kant's weakness,
+and total loss of power to estimate the duration of time, that, after
+waiting a few moments, he insisted that some hours had elapsed--that
+his friend could not be expected--and went away in great discomposure of
+mind. And so ended Kant's travelling in this world.
+
+In the beginning of autumn the sight of his right eye began to fail him;
+the left he had long lost the use of. This earliest of his losses,
+by the way, he discovered by mere accident, and without any previous
+warning. Sitting down one day to rest himself in the course of a walk,
+it occurred to him that he would try the comparative strength of his
+eyes; but on taking out a newspaper which he had in his pocket, he was
+surprised to find that with his left eye he could not distinguish a
+letter. In earlier life he had two remarkable affections of the eyes:
+once, on returning from a walk, he saw objects double for a long space
+of time; and twice he became stone-blind. Whether these accidents are to
+be considered as uncommon, I leave to the decision of oculists. Certain
+it is, they gave very little disturbance to Kant; who, until old age had
+reduced his powers, lived in a constant state of stoical preparation
+for the worst that could befall him. I was now shocked to think of the
+degree in which his burthensome sense of dependence would be aggravated,
+if he should totally lose the power of sight. As it was, he read and
+wrote with great difficulty: in fact, his writing was little better than
+that which most people can produce as a trial of skill with their eyes
+shut. From old habits of solitary study, he had no pleasure in
+hearing others read to him; and he daily distressed me by the pathetic
+earnestness of his entreaties that I would have a reading-glass devised
+for him. Whatever my own optical skill could suggest, I tried; and
+the best opticians were sent for to bring their glasses, and take his
+directions for altering them; but all was to no purpose.
+
+In this last year of his life Kant very unwillingly received the
+visits of strangers; and, unless under particular circumstances, wholly
+declined them. Yet, when travellers had come a very great way out of
+their road to see him, I confess that I was at a loss how to conduct
+myself. To have refused too pertinaciously, could not but give me the
+air of wishing to make myself of importance. And I must acknowledge,
+that, amongst some instances of importunity and coarse expressions of
+low-bred curiosity, I witnessed, on the part of many people of rank,
+a most delicate sensibility to the condition of the aged recluse. On
+sending in their cards, they would generally accompany them by some
+message, expressive of their unwillingness to gratify their wish to see
+him at any risk of distressing him. The fact was, that such visits _did_
+distress him much; for he felt it a degradation to be exhibited in his
+helpless state, when he was aware of his own incapacity to meet properly
+the attention that was paid to him. Some, however, were admitted,
+[Footnote: To whom it appears that Kant would generally reply, upon
+their expressing the pleasure it gave them to see him, 'In me you behold
+a poor superannuated, weak, old man.'] according to the circumstances of
+the case, and the state of Kant's spirits at the moment. Amongst these,
+I remember that we were particularly pleased with M. Otto, the same who
+signed the treaty of peace between France and England with the present
+Lord Liverpool, (then Lord Hawkesbury.) A young Russian also rises to my
+recollection at this moment, from the excessive (and I think unaffected)
+enthusiasm which he displayed. On being introduced to Kant, he advanced
+hastily, took both his hands, and kissed them. Kant, who, from living
+so much amongst his English friends, had a good deal of the English
+dignified reserve about him, and hated anything like _scenes_, appeared
+to shrink a little from this mode of salutation, and was rather
+embarrassed. However, the young man's manner, I believe, was not at all
+beyond his genuine feelings; for next day he called again, made some
+inquiries about Kant's health, was very anxious to know whether his old
+age were burthensome to him, and above all things entreated for some
+little memorial of the great man to carry away with him. By accident
+the servant had found a small cancelled fragment of the original MS. of
+Kant's 'Anthropologie:' this, with my sanction, he gave to the Russian;
+who received it with rapture, kissed it, and then gave him in return the
+only dollar he had about him; and, thinking that not enough, actually
+pulled off his coat and waistcoat and forced them upon the man. Kant,
+whose native simplicity of character very much indisposed him to
+sympathy with any extravagances of feeling, could not, however, forbear
+smiling good-humoredly on being made acquainted with this instance of
+_naďveté_ and enthusiasm in his young admirer.
+
+I now come to an event in Kant's life, which ushered in its closing
+stage. On the 8th of October, 1803, for the first time since his youth,
+he was seriously ill. When a student at the University, he had once
+suffered from an ague, which, however, gave way to pedestrian exercise;
+and in later years, he had endured some pain from a contusion on his
+head; but, with these two exceptions, (if they can be considered such,)
+he had never (properly speaking) been ill. The cause of his illness was
+this: his appetite had latterly been irregular, or rather I should
+say depraved; and he no longer took pleasure in anything but bread
+and butter, and English cheese.[Footnote: Mr. W. here falls into the
+ordinary mistake of confounding the cause and the occasion, and would
+leave the impression, that Kant (who from his youth up had been a model
+of temperance) died of sensual indulgence. The cause of Kant's death
+was clearly the general decay of the vital powers, and in particular the
+atony of the digestive organs, which must soon have destroyed him under
+any care or abstinence whatever. This was the cause. The accidental
+occasion, which made that cause operative on the 7th of October, might
+or might not be what Mr. W. says. But in Kant's burthensome state of
+existence, it could not be a question of much importance whether his
+illness were to commence in an October or a November.] On the 7th of
+October, at dinner, he ate little else, in spite of everything that I
+and another friend then dining with him, could urge to dissuade him.
+And for the first time I fancied that he seemed displeased with my
+importunity, as though I were overstepping the just line of my duties.
+He insisted that the cheese never had done him any harm, nor would now.
+I had no course left me but to hold my tongue; and he did as he pleased.
+The consequence was what might have been anticipated--a restless night,
+succeeded by a day of memorable illness. The next morning all went on
+as usual, till nine o'clock, when Kant, who was then leaning on his
+sister's arm, suddenly fell senseless to the ground. A messenger was
+immediately despatched for me; and I hurried down to his house, where I
+found him lying in his bed, which had now been removed into his study,
+speechless and insensible. I had already summoned his physician; but,
+before he arrived, nature put forth efforts which brought Kant a little
+to himself. In about an hour he opened his eyes, and continued to mutter
+unintelligibly till towards the evening, when he rallied a little, and
+began to talk rationally. For the first time in his life, he was now,
+for a few days, confined to his bed, and ate nothing. On the 12th
+October, he again took some refreshment, and would have had his favorite
+food; but I was now resolved, at any risk of his displeasure, to oppose
+him firmly. I therefore stated to him the whole consequences of his last
+indulgence, of all which he manifestly had no recollection. He listened
+to what I said very attentively, and calmly expressed his conviction
+that I was perfectly in the wrong; but for the present he submitted.
+However, some days after, I found that he had offered a florin for a
+little bread and cheese, and then a dollar, and even more. Being again
+refused, he complained heavily; but gradually he weaned himself from
+asking for it, though at times he betrayed involuntarily how much he
+desired it.
+
+On the 13th of October, his usual dinner parties were resumed, and he
+was considered convalescent; but it was seldom indeed that he recovered
+the tone of tranquil spirits which he had preserved until his late
+attack. Hitherto he had always loved to prolong this meal, the only one
+he took--or, as he expressed it in classical phrase, 'coenam _ducere_;'
+but now it was difficult to hurry it over fast enough for his wishes.
+From dinner, which terminated about two o'clock, he went straight to
+bed, and at intervals fell into slumbers; from which, however, he was
+regularly awoke by phantasmata or terrific dreams. At seven in the
+evening came on duly a period of great agitation, which lasted till five
+or six in the morning--sometimes later; and he continued through the
+night alternately to walk about and lie down, occasionally tranquil,
+but more often in great distress. It now became necessary that somebody
+should sit up with him, his man-servant being wearied out with the toils
+of the day. No person seemed to be so proper for this office as his
+sister, both as having long received a very liberal pension from him,
+and also as his nearest relative, who would be the best witness to the
+fact that her illustrious brother had wanted no comforts or attention
+in his last hours, which his situation admitted of. Accordingly she was
+applied to, and undertook to watch him alternately with his footman--a
+separate table being kept for her, and a very handsome addition made
+to her allowance. She turned out to be a quiet gentle-minded woman, who
+raised no disturbances amongst the servants, and soon won her brother's
+regard by the modest and retiring style of her manners; I may add, also,
+by the truly sisterly affection which she displayed towards him to the
+last.
+
+The 8th of October had grievously affected Kant's faculties, but had
+not wholly destroyed them. For short intervals the clouds seemed to roll
+away that had settled upon his majestic intellect, and it shone forth
+as heretofore. During these moments of brief self-possession, his
+wonted benignity returned to him; and he expressed his gratitude for
+the exertions of those about him, and his sense of the trouble they
+underwent, in a very affecting way. With regard to his man-servant in
+particular, he was very anxious that he should be rewarded by liberal
+presents; and he pressed me earnestly on no account to be parsimonious.
+Indeed Kant was nothing less than princely in his use of money; and
+there was no occasion on which he was known to express the passion of
+scorn very powerfully, but when he was commenting on mean and penurious
+acts or habits. Those who knew him only in the streets, fancied that he
+was not liberal; for he steadily refused, upon principle, to relieve
+all common beggars. But, on the other hand, he was liberal to the public
+charitable institutions; he secretly assisted his own poor relations in
+a much ampler way than could reasonably have been expected of him; and
+it now appeared that he had many other deserving pensioners upon
+his bounty; a fact that was utterly unknown to any of us, until his
+increasing blindness and other infirmities devolved the duty of paying
+these pensions upon myself. It must be recollected, also, that Kant's
+whole fortune, which amounted to about twenty thousand dollars, was the
+product of his own honorable toils for nearly threescore years; and
+that he had himself suffered all the hardships of poverty in his youth,
+though he never once ran into any man's debt,--circumstances in his
+history, which, as they express how fully he must have been acquainted
+with the value of money, greatly enhance the merit of his munificence.
+
+In December, 1803, he became incapable of signing his name. His sight,
+indeed, had for some time failed him so much, that at dinner he could
+not find his spoon without assistance; and, when I happened to dine with
+him, I first cut in pieces whatever was on his plate, next put it into a
+spoon, and then guided his hand to find the spoon. But his inability to
+sign his name did not arise merely from blindness: the fact was, that,
+from irretention of memory, he could not recollect the letters which
+composed his name; and, when they were repeated to him, he could not
+represent the figure of the letters in his imagination. At the latter
+end of November, I had remarked that these incapacities were rapidly
+growing upon him, and in consequence I prevailed on him to sign
+beforehand all the receipts, &c., which would be wanted at the end
+of the year; and, afterwards, on my representation, to prevent all
+disputes, he gave me a regular legal power to sign on his behalf.
+
+Much as Kant was now reduced, yet he had occasionally moods of social
+hilarity. His birth-day was always an agreeable subject to him: some
+weeks before his death, I was calculating the time which it still
+wanted of that anniversary, and cheering him with the prospect of the
+rejoicings which would then take place: 'All your old friends,' said
+I, 'will meet together, and drink a glass of champagne to your health.'
+'That,' said he, 'must be done upon the spot:' and he was not satisfied
+till the party was actually assembled. He drank a glass of wine with
+them, and with great elevation of spirits celebrated this birth-day
+which he was destined never to see.
+
+In the latter weeks of his life, however, a great change took place in
+the tone of his spirits. At his dinner-table, where heretofore such a
+cloudless spirit of joviality had reigned, there was now a melancholy
+silence. It disturbed him to see his two dinner companions conversing
+privately together, whilst he himself sat like a mute on the stage with
+no part to perform. Yet to have engaged him in the conversation
+would have been still more distressing; for his hearing was now very
+imperfect; the effort to hear was itself painful to him; and his
+expressions, even when his thoughts were accurate enough, became nearly
+unintelligible. It is remarkable, however, that at the very lowest point
+of his depression, when he became perfectly incapable of conversing with
+any rational meaning on the ordinary affairs of life, he was still
+able to answer correctly and distinctly, in a degree that was perfectly
+astonishing, upon any question of philosophy or of science, especially
+of physical geography, [Footnote: _Physical_ Geography, in opposition to
+_Political_.] chemistry, or natural history. He talked satisfactorily,
+in his very worst state, of the gases, and stated very accurately
+different propositions of Kepler's, especially the law of the planetary
+motions. And I remember in particular, that upon the very last Monday
+of his life, when the extremity of his weakness moved a circle of his
+friends to tears, and he sat amongst us insensible to all we could say
+to him, cowering down, or rather I might say collapsing into a shapeless
+heap upon his chair, deaf, blind, torpid, motionless,--even then I
+whispered to the others that I would engage that Kant should take his
+part in conversation with propriety and animation. This they found it
+difficult to believe. Upon which I drew close to his ear, and put a
+question to him about the Moors of Barbary. To the surprise of everybody
+but myself, he immediately gave us a summary account of their habits
+and customs; and told us by the way, that in the word _Algiers_, the _g_
+ought to be pronounced hard (as in the English word _gear_).
+
+During the last fortnight of Kant's life, he busied himself unceasingly
+in a way that seemed not merely purposeless but self-contradictory.
+Twenty times in a minute he would unloose and tie his neck
+handkerchief--so also with a sort of belt which he wore about his
+dressing-gown, the moment it was clasped, he unclasped it with
+impatience, and was then equally impatient to have it clasped again.
+But no description can convey an adequate impression of the weary
+restlessness with which from morning to night he pursued these labors of
+Sisyphus--doing and undoing--fretting that he could not do it, fretting
+that he had done it.
+
+By this time he seldom knew any of us who were about him, but took us
+all for strangers. This happened first with his sister, then with me,
+and finally with his servant. Such an alienation distressed me more than
+any other instance of his decay: though I knew that he had not really
+withdrawn his affection from me, yet his air and mode of addressing me
+gave me constantly that feeling. So much the more affecting was it, when
+the sanity of his perceptions and his remembrances returned; but these
+intervals were of slower and slower occurrence. In this condition,
+silent or babbling childishly, self-involved and torpidly abstracted, or
+else busy with self-created phantoms and delusions, what a contrast did
+he offer to _that_ Kant who had once been the brilliant centre of
+the most brilliant circles for rank, wit, or knowledge, that Prussia
+afforded! A distinguished person from Berlin, who had called upon him
+during the preceding summer, was greatly shocked at his appearance, and
+said, 'This is not Kant that I have seen, but the shell of Kant!' How
+much more would he have said this, if he had seen him now!
+
+Now came February, 1804, which was the last month that Kant was destined
+to see. It is remarkable that, in the memorandum book which I have
+before mentioned, I found a fragment of an old song, (inserted by Kant,
+and dated in the summer about six months before the time of his death,)
+which expressed that February was the month in which people had the
+least weight to carry, for the obvious reason that it was shorter by two
+and by three days than the others; and the concluding sentiment was in
+a tone of fanciful pathos to this effect--'Oh, happy February! in which
+man has least to bear--least pain, least sorrow, least self-reproach!'
+Even of this short month, however, Kant had not twelve entire days to
+bear; for it was on the 12th that he died; and in fact he may be said to
+have been dying from the 1st. He now barely vegetated; though there were
+still transitory gleams flashing by fits from the embers of his ancient
+intellect.
+
+On the 3d of February the springs of life seemed to be ceasing from
+their play, for, from this day, strictly speaking, he ate nothing more.
+His existence henceforward seemed to be the mere prolongation of an
+impetus derived from an eighty years' life, after the moving power of
+the mechanism was withdrawn. His physician visited him every day at a
+particular hour; and it was settled that I should always be there to
+meet him. Nine days before his death, on paying his usual visit, the
+following little circumstance occurred, which affected us both, by
+recalling forcibly to our minds the ineradicable courtesy and goodness
+of Kant's nature. When the physician was announced, I went up to Kant
+and said to him, 'Here is Dr. A----.' Kant rose from his chair, and,
+offering his hand to the Doctor, murmured something in which the word
+'posts' was frequently repeated, but with an air as though he wished
+to be helped out with the rest of the sentence. Dr. A----, who thought
+that, by _posts_, he meant the stations for relays of post-horses, and
+therefore that his mind was wandering, replied that all the horses were
+engaged, and begged him to compose himself. But Kant went on, with
+great effort to himself, and added--'Many posts, heavy posts--then
+much goodness--then much gratitude.' All this he said with apparent
+incoherence, but with great warmth, and increasing self-possession. I
+meantime perfectly divined what it was that Kant, under his cloud of
+imbecility, wished to say, and I interpreted accordingly. 'What the
+Professor wishes to say, Dr. A----, is this, that, considering the many
+and weighty offices which you fill in the city and in the university,
+it argues great goodness on your part to give up so much of your time to
+him,' (for Dr. A---- would never take any fees from Kant;) 'and that he
+has the deepest sense of this goodness.' 'Right,' said Kant, earnestly,
+'right!' But he still continued to stand, and was nearly sinking to
+the ground. Upon which I remarked to the physician, that I was so
+well acquainted with Kant, that I was satisfied he would not sit down,
+however much he suffered from standing, until he knew that his visitors
+were seated. The Doctor seemed to doubt this--but Kant, who heard what
+I said, by a prodigious effort confirmed my construction of his conduct,
+and spoke distinctly these words--'God forbid I should be sunk so low as
+to forget the offices of humanity.'
+
+When dinner was announced, Dr. A---- took his leave. Another guest had
+now arrived, and I was in hopes, from the animation which Kant had so
+recently displayed, that we should to-day have a pleasant party, but
+my hopes were vain--Kant was more than usually exhausted, and though
+he raised a spoon to his mouth, he swallowed nothing. For some time
+everything had been tasteless to him; and I had endeavored, but with
+little success, to stimulate the organs of taste by nutmeg, cinnamon,
+&c. To-day all failed, and I could not even prevail upon him to taste a
+biscuit, rusk, or anything of that sort. I had once heard him say that
+several of his friends, who had died of _marasmus_, had closed their
+illness by four or five days of entire freedom from pain, but totally
+without appetite, and then slumbered tranquilly away. Through this state
+I apprehended that he was himself now passing.
+
+Saturday, the 4th of February, I heard his guests loudly expressing
+their fears that they should never meet him again; and I could not but
+share these fears myself. However, on
+
+Sunday, the 5th, I dined at his table in company with his particular
+friend Mr. R. R. V. Kant was still present, but so weak that his head
+drooped upon his knees, and he sank down against the right side of the
+chair. I went and arranged his pillows so as to raise and support his
+head; and, having done this, I said--'Now, my dear Sir, you are again in
+right order.' Great was our astonishment when he answered clearly and
+audibly in the Roman military phrase--'Yes, _testudine et facie;_' and
+immediately after added, 'Ready for the enemy, and in battle array.' His
+powers of mind were (if I may be allowed that expression) smouldering
+away in their ashes; but every now and then some lambent flame, or grand
+emanation of light, shot forth to make it evident that the ancient fire
+still slumbered below.
+
+Monday, the 6th, he was much weaker and more torpid: he spoke not
+a word, except on the occasion of my question about the Moors, as
+previously stated, and sate with sightless eyes, lost in himself, and
+manifesting no sense of our presence, so that we had the feeling of some
+mighty shade or phantom from some forgotten century being seated amongst
+us.
+
+About this time, Kant had become much more tranquil and composed. In
+the earlier periods of his illness, when his yet unbroken strength was
+brought into active contest with the first attacks of decay, he was
+apt to be peevish, and sometimes spoke roughly or even harshly to his
+servants. This, though very opposite to his natural disposition, was
+altogether excusable under the circumstances. He could not make himself
+understood: things were therefore brought to him continually which he
+had not asked for; and often it happened that what he really wanted
+he could not obtain, because all his efforts to name it were
+unintelligible. A violent nervous irritation, besides, affected him
+from the unsettling of the equilibrium in the different functions of
+his nature; weakness in one organ being made more palpable to him by
+disproportionate strength in another. But now the strife was over;
+the whole system was at length undermined, and in rapid and harmonious
+progress to dissolution. And from this time forward, no movement of
+impatience, or expression of fretfulness, ever escaped him.
+
+I now visited him three times a-day; and on
+
+Tuesday, Feb. 7th, going about dinner-time, I found the usual party of
+friends sitting down alone; for Kant was in bed. This was a new scene
+in his house, and increased our fears that his end was now at hand.
+However, having seen him rally so often, I would not run the risk of
+leaving him without a dinner-party for the next day; and accordingly, at
+the customary hour of one, we assembled in his house on
+
+Wednesday, Feb. 8th. I paid my respects to him as cheerfully as
+possible, and ordered dinner to be served up. Kant sat at the table with
+us; and, taking a spoon with a little soup in it, put it to his lips;
+but immediately put it down again, and retired to bed, from which he
+never rose again, except during the few minutes when it was re-arranged.
+
+Thursday, the 9th, he had sunk into the weakness of a dying person,
+and the corpse-like appearance had already taken possession of him. I
+visited him frequently through the day; and, going at ten o'clock at
+night, I found him in a state of insensibility. I could not draw any
+sign from him that he knew me, and I left him to the care of his sister
+and his servant.
+
+Friday, the 10th, I went to see him at six o'clock in the morning. It
+was very stormy, and a deep snow had fallen in the night-time. And, by
+the way, I remember that a gang of house-breakers had forced their way
+through the premises in order to reach Kant's next neighbor, who was a
+goldsmith. As I drew near to his bed-side, I said, 'Good morning.' He
+returned my salutation by saying, 'Good morning,' but in so feeble and
+faltering a voice that it was hardly articulate. I was rejoiced to find
+him sensible, and I asked him if he knew me:--'Yes,' he replied; and,
+stretching out his hand, touched me gently upon the cheek. Through the
+rest of the day, whenever I visited him, he seemed to have relapsed into
+a state of insensibility.
+
+Saturday, the 11th, he lay with fixed and rayless eyes; but to all
+appearance in perfect peace. I asked him again, on this day, if he knew
+me. He was speechless, but he turned his face towards me and made signs
+that I should kiss him. Deep emotion thrilled me, as I stooped down to
+kiss his pallid lips; for I knew that in this solemn act of tenderness
+he meant to express his thankfulness for our long friendship, and to
+signify his affection and his last farewell. I had never seen him confer
+this mark of his love upon anybody, except once, and that was a few
+weeks before his death, when he drew his sister to him and kissed her.
+The kiss which he now gave to me was the last memorial that he knew me.
+
+Whatever fluid was now offered to him passed the oesophagus with a
+rattling sound, as often happens with dying people; and there were all
+the signs of death being close at hand.
+
+I wished to stay with him till all was over; and as I had been witness
+of his life, to be witness also of his departure; and therefore I never
+quitted him except when I was called off for a few minutes to attend
+some private business. The whole of this night I spent at his bed-side.
+Though he had passed the day in a state of insensibility, yet in the
+evening he made intelligible signs that he wished to have his bed put in
+order; he was therefore lifted out in our arms, and the bed-clothes and
+pillows being hastily arranged, he was carried back again. He did not
+sleep; and a spoonful of liquid, which was sometimes put to his lips, he
+usually pushed aside; but about one o'clock in the night he himself made
+a motion towards the spoon, from which I collected that he was thirsty;
+and I gave him a small quantity of wine and water sweetened; but the
+muscles of his mouth had not strength enough to retain it, so that to
+prevent its flowing back he raised his hand to his lips, until with
+a rattling sound it was swallowed. He seemed to wish for more; and I
+continued to give him more, until he said, in a way that I was just
+able to understand,--'It is enough.' And these were his last words.
+At intervals he pushed away the bed-clothes, and exposed his person; I
+constantly restored the clothes to their situation, and on one of these
+occasions I found that the whole body and extremities were already
+growing cold, and the pulse intermitting.
+
+At a quarter after three o'clock on Sunday morning, February 12, Kant
+stretched himself out as if taking a position for his final act, and
+settled into the precise posture which he preserved to the moment of
+death. The pulse was now no longer perceptible to the touch in his
+hands, feet or neck. I tried every part where a pulse beats, and found
+none anywhere but in the left hip, where it beat with violence, but
+often intermitted.
+
+About ten o'clock in the forenoon he suffered a remarkable change; his
+eye was rigid and his face and lips became discolored by a cadaverous
+pallor. Still, such was the effect of his previous habits, that no trace
+appeared of the cold sweat which naturally accompanies the last mortal
+agony.
+
+It was near eleven o'clock when the moment of dissolution approached.
+His sister was standing at the foot of the bed, his sister's son at
+the head. I, for the purpose of still observing the fluctuations of the
+pulse in his hip, was kneeling at the bed-side; and I called his servant
+to come and witness the death of his good master. Now began the last
+agony, if to him it could be called an agony, where there seemed to be
+no struggle. And precisely at this moment, his distinguished friend, Mr.
+R. R. V., whom I had summoned by a messenger, entered the room. First of
+all, the breath grew feebler; then it missed its regularity of return;
+then it wholly intermitted, and the upper lip was slightly convulsed;
+after this there followed one slight respiration or sigh; and after that
+no more; but the pulse still beat for a few seconds--slower and fainter,
+till it ceased altogether; the mechanism stopped; the last motion was at
+an end; and exactly at that moment the clock struck eleven.
+
+Soon after his death the head of Kant was shaved; and, under the
+direction of Professor Knorr, a plaster cast was taken, not a masque
+merely, but a cast of the whole bead, designed (I believe) to enrich the
+craniological collection of Dr. Gall.
+
+The corpse being laid out and properly attired, immense numbers of
+people of every rank, from the highest to the lowest, flocked to see it.
+Everybody was anxious to make use of the last opportunity he would have
+for entitling himself to say--'I too have seen Kant.' This went on for
+many days--during which, from morning to night, the house was thronged
+with the public. Great was the astonishment of all people at the
+meagreness of Kant's appearance; and it was universally agreed that a
+corpse so wasted and fleshless had never been beheld. His head rested
+upon the same cushion on which once the gentlemen of the university had
+presented an address to him; and I thought that I could not apply it to
+a more honorable purpose than by placing it in the coffin, as the final
+pillow of that immortal head.
+
+Upon the style and mode of his funeral, Kant had expressed his wishes in
+earlier years in a separate memorandum. He there desired that it should
+take place early in the morning, with as little noise and disturbance
+as possible, and attended only by a few of his most intimate friends.
+Happening to meet with this memorandum, whilst I was engaged at his
+request in arranging his papers, I very frankly gave him my opinion,
+that such an injunction would lay me, as the executor of his will, under
+great embarrassments; for that circumstances might very probably arise
+under which it would be next to impossible to carry it into effect. Upon
+this Kant tore the paper, and left the whole to my own discretion. The
+fact was, I foresaw that the students of the University would never
+allow themselves to be robbed of this occasion for expressing their
+veneration by a public funeral. The event showed that I was right; for
+a funeral such as Kant's, one so solemn and so magnificent, the city of
+Königsberg has never witnessed before or since. The public journals, and
+separate accounts in pamphlets, etc., have given so minute an account of
+its details, that I shall here notice only the heads of the ceremony.
+
+On the 28th of February, at two o'clock in the afternoon, all the
+dignitaries of church and state, not only those resident in Königsberg,
+but from the remotest parts of Prussia, assembled in the church of the
+Castle. Hence they were escorted by the whole body of the University,
+splendidly dressed for the occasion, and by many military officers of
+rank, with whom Kant had always been a great favorite, to the house
+of the deceased Professor; from which the corpse was carried by
+torch-light, the bells of every church in Königsberg tolling, to the
+Cathedral which was lit up by innumerable wax-lights. A never-ending
+train of many thousand persons followed it on foot. In the Cathedral,
+after the usual burial rites, accompanied with every possible expression
+of national veneration to the deceased, there was a grand musical
+service, most admirably performed, at the close of which Kant's mortal
+remains were lowered into the academic vault, where he now rests among
+the ancient patriarchs of the University. PEACE BE TO HIS DUST, AND
+EVERLASTING HONOR!
+
+
+END OF VOLUME II
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+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ NARRATIVE AND MISCELLANEOUS PAPERS.
+ </h1>
+ <h2>
+ By Thomas De Quincey.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <b>CONTENTS</b>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>VOLUME I.</b> </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> THE HOUSEHOLD WRECK. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> THE SPANISH NUN. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> FLIGHT OF A TARTAR TRIBE. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> <b>VOLUME II</b> </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> SYSTEM OF THE HEAVENS AS REVEALED BY LORD
+ ROSSE'S TELESCOPES. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> MODERN SUPERSTITION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> COLERIDGE AND OPIUM-EATING. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> ON WAR. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> THE LAST DAYS OF IMMANUEL KANT. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ VOLUME I.
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE HOUSEHOLD WRECK.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ 'To be weak,' we need not the great archangel's voice to tell us, '<i>is
+ to be miserable</i>.' All weakness is suffering and humiliation, no matter
+ for its mode or its subject. Beyond all other weakness, therefore, and by
+ a sad prerogative, as more miserable than what is most miserable in all,
+ that capital weakness of man which regards the <i>tenure</i> of his
+ enjoyments and his power to protect, even for a moment, the crown of
+ flowers&mdash;flowers, at the best, how frail and few!&mdash;which
+ sometimes settles upon his haughty brow. There is no end, there never will
+ be an end, of the lamentations which ascend from earth and the rebellious
+ heart of her children, upon this huge opprobrium of human pride&mdash;the
+ everlasting mutabilities of all which man can grasp by his power or by his
+ aspirations, the fragility of all which he inherits, and the hollowness
+ visible amid the very raptures of enjoyment to every eye which looks for a
+ moment underneath the draperies of the shadowy <i>present</i>, the
+ hollowness, the blank treachery of hollowness, upon which all the pomps
+ and vanities of life ultimately repose. This trite but unwearying theme,
+ this impassioned common-place of humanity, is the subject in every age of
+ variation without end, from the poet, the rhetorician, the fabulist, the
+ moralist, the divine, and the philosopher. All, amidst the sad vanity of
+ their sighs and groans, labor to put on record and to establish this
+ monotonous complaint, which needs not other record or evidence than those
+ very sighs and groans. What is life? Darkness and formless vacancy for a
+ beginning, or something beyond all beginning&mdash;then next a dim lotos
+ of human consciousness, finding itself afloat upon the bosom of waters
+ without a shore&mdash;then a few sunny smiles and many tears&mdash;a
+ little love and infinite strife&mdash;whisperings from paradise and fierce
+ mockeries from the anarchy of chaos&mdash;dust and ashes&mdash;and once
+ more darkness circling round, as if from the beginning, and in this way
+ rounding or making an island of our fantastic existence,&mdash;<i>that</i>
+ is human life; <i>that</i> the inevitable amount of man's laughter and his
+ tears&mdash;of what he suffers and he does&mdash;of his motions this way
+ and that way&mdash;to the right or to the left&mdash;backwards or forwards&mdash;of
+ all his seeming realities and all his absolute negations&mdash;his shadowy
+ pomps and his pompous shadows&mdash;of whatsoever he thinks, finds, makes
+ or mars, creates or animates, loves, hates, or in dread hope anticipates;&mdash;so
+ it is, so it has been, so it will be, for ever and ever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet in the lowest deep there still yawns a lower deep; and in the vast
+ halls of man's frailty, there are separate and more gloomy chambers of a
+ frailty more exquisite and consummate. We account it frailty that
+ threescore years and ten make the upshot of man's pleasurable existence,
+ and that, far before that time is reached, his beauty and his power have
+ fallen among weeds and forgetfulness. But there is a frailty, by
+ comparison with which this ordinary flux of the human race seems to have a
+ vast duration. Cases there are, and those not rare, in which a single
+ week, a day, an hour sweeps away all vestiges and landmarks of a memorable
+ felicity; in which the ruin travels faster than the flying showers upon
+ the mountain-side, faster 'than a musician scatters sounds;' in which 'it
+ was' and 'it is not' are words of the self-same tongue, in the self-same
+ minute; in which the sun that at noon beheld all sound and prosperous,
+ long before its setting hour looks out upon a total wreck, and sometimes
+ upon the total abolition of any fugitive memorial that there ever had been
+ a vessel to be wrecked, or a wreck to be obliterated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These cases, though here spoken of rhetorically, are of daily occurrence;
+ and, though they may seem few by comparison with the infinite millions of
+ the species, they are many indeed, if they be reckoned absolutely for
+ themselves; and throughout the limits of a whole nation, not a day passes
+ over us but many families are robbed of their heads, or even swallowed up
+ in ruin themselves, or their course turned out of the sunny beams into a
+ dark wilderness. Shipwrecks and nightly conflagrations are sometimes, and
+ especially among some nations, wholesale calamities; battles yet more so;
+ earthquakes, the famine, the pestilence, though rarer, are visitations yet
+ wider in their desolation. Sickness and commercial ill-luck, if narrower,
+ are more frequent scourges. And most of all, or with most darkness in its
+ train, comes the sickness of the brain&mdash;lunacy&mdash;which, visiting
+ nearly one thousand in every million, must, in every populous nation, make
+ many ruins in each particular day. 'Babylon in ruins,' says a great
+ author, 'is not so sad a sight as a human soul overthrown by lunacy.' But
+ there is a sadder even than <i>that</i>,&mdash;the sight of a family-ruin
+ wrought by crime is even more appalling. Forgery, breaches of trust,
+ embezzlement, of private or public funds&mdash;(a crime sadly on the
+ increase since the example of Fauntleroy, and the suggestion of its great
+ feasibility first made by him)&mdash;these enormities, followed too often,
+ and countersigned for their final result to the future happiness of
+ families, by the appalling catastrophe of suicide, must naturally, in
+ every wealthy nation, or wherever property and the modes of property are
+ much developed, constitute the vast majority of all that come under the
+ review of public justice. Any of these is sufficient to make shipwreck of
+ all peace and comfort for a family; and often, indeed, it happens that the
+ desolation is accomplished within the course of one revolving sun; often
+ the whole dire catastrophe, together with its total consequences, is both
+ accomplished and made known to those whom it chiefly concerns within one
+ and the same hour. The mighty Juggernaut of social life, moving onwards
+ with its everlasting thunders, pauses not for a moment to spare&mdash;to
+ pity&mdash;to look aside, but rushes forward for ever, impassive as the
+ marble in the quarry&mdash;caring not for whom it destroys, for the how
+ many, or for the results, direct and indirect, whether many or few. The
+ increasing grandeur and magnitude of the social system, the more it
+ multiplies and extends its victims, the more it conceals them; and for the
+ very same reason: just as in the Roman amphitheatres, when they grew to
+ the magnitude of mighty cities, (in some instances accommodating four
+ hundred thousand spectators, in many a fifth part of that amount,) births
+ and deaths became ordinary events, which, in a small modern theatre, are
+ rare and memorable; and exactly as these prodigious accidents multiplied,
+ <i>pari passu</i>, they were disregarded and easily concealed: for
+ curiosity was no longer excited; the sensation attached to them was little
+ or none.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From these terrific tragedies, which, like monsoons or tornadoes,
+ accomplish the work of years in an hour, not merely an impressive lesson
+ is derived, sometimes, perhaps, a warning, but also (and this is of
+ universal application) some consolation. Whatever may have been the
+ misfortunes or the sorrows of a man's life, he is still privileged to
+ regard himself and his friends as amongst the fortunate by comparison, in
+ so far as he has escaped these wholesale storms, either as an actor in
+ producing them, or a contributor to their violence&mdash;or even more
+ innocently, (though oftentimes not less miserably)&mdash;as a participator
+ in the instant ruin, or in the long arrears of suffering which they
+ entail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following story falls within the class of hasty tragedies, and sudden
+ desolations here described. The reader is assured that every incident is
+ strictly true: nothing, in that respect, has been altered; nor, indeed,
+ anywhere except in the conversations, of which, though the results and
+ general outline are known, the separate details have necessarily been lost
+ under the agitating circumstances which produced them. It has been judged
+ right and delicate to conceal the name of the great city, and therefore of
+ the nation in which these events occurred, chiefly out of consideration
+ for the descendants of one person concerned in the narrative: otherwise,
+ it might not have been requisite: for it is proper to mention, that every
+ person directly a party to the case has been long laid in the grave: all
+ of them, with one solitary exception, upwards of fifty years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was early spring in the year 17&mdash;; the day was the 6th of April;
+ and the weather, which had been of a wintry fierceness for the preceding
+ six or seven weeks&mdash;cold indeed beyond anything known for many years,
+ gloomy for ever, and broken by continual storms&mdash;was now by a Swedish
+ transformation all at once bright, genial, heavenly. So sudden and so
+ early a prelusion of summer, it was generally feared, could not last. But
+ that only made every body the more eager to lose no hour of an enjoyment
+ that might prove so fleeting. It seemed as if the whole population of the
+ place, a population among the most numerous in Christendom, had been
+ composed of hybernating animals suddenly awakened by the balmy sunshine
+ from their long winter's torpor. Through every hour of the golden morning
+ the streets were resonant with female parties of young and old, the timid
+ and the bold, nay, even of the most delicate valetudinarians, now first
+ tempted to lay aside their wintry clothing together with their fireside
+ habits, whilst the whole rural environs of our vast city, the woodlands,
+ and the interminable meadows began daily to re-echo the glad voices of the
+ young and jovial awaking once again, like the birds and the flowers, and
+ universal nature, to the luxurious happiness of this most delightful
+ season.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Happiness do I say? Yes, happiness; happiness to me above all others. For
+ I also in those days was among the young and the gay; I was healthy; I was
+ strong; I was prosperous in a worldly sense! I owed no man a shilling;
+ feared no man's face; shunned no man's presence. I held a respectable
+ station in society; I was myself, let me venture to say it, respected
+ generally for my personal qualities, apart from any advantages I might
+ draw from fortune or inheritance; I had reason to think myself popular
+ amongst the very slender circle of my acquaintance; and finally, which
+ perhaps was the crowning grace to all these elements of happiness, I
+ suffered not from the presence of <i>ennui</i>, nor ever feared to suffer:
+ for my temperament was constitutionally ardent; I had a powerful animal
+ sensibility; and I knew the one great secret for maintaining its
+ equipoise, viz., by powerful daily exercise; and thus I lived in the light
+ and presence, or, (if I should not be suspected of seeking rhetorical
+ expressions, I would say,) in one eternal solstice of unclouded hope.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These, you will say, were blessings; these were golden elements of
+ felicity. They were so; and yet, with the single exception of my healthy
+ frame and firm animal organization, I feel that I have mentioned hitherto
+ nothing but what by comparison might be thought of a vulgar quality. All
+ the other advantages that I have enumerated, had they been yet wanting,
+ might have been acquired; had they been forfeited, might have been
+ reconquered; had they been even irretrievably lost, might, by a
+ philosophic effort, have been dispensed with; compensations might have
+ been found for any of them, many equivalents, or if not, consolations at
+ least, for their absence. But now it remains to speak of other blessings
+ too mighty to be valued, not merely as transcending in rank and dignity
+ all other constituents of happiness, but for a reason far sadder than that&mdash;because,
+ once lost, they were incapable of restoration, and because not to be
+ dispensed with; blessings in which 'either we must live or have no life:'
+ lights to the darkness of our paths and to the infirmity of our steps&mdash;which,
+ once extinguished, never more on this side the gates of Paradise can any
+ man hope to see re-illumined for himself. Amongst these I may mention an
+ intellect, whether powerful or not in itself, at any rate most elaborately
+ cultivated; and, to say the truth, I had little other business before me
+ in this life than to pursue this lofty and delightful task. I may add, as
+ a blessing, not in the same <i>positive</i> sense as that which I have
+ just mentioned, because not of a nature to contribute so hourly to the
+ employment of the thoughts, but yet in this sense equal, that the absence
+ of either would have been an equal affliction,&mdash;namely, a conscience
+ void of all offence. It was little indeed that I, drawn by no necessities
+ of situation into temptations of that nature, had done no injury to any
+ man. That was fortunate; but I could not much value myself upon what was
+ so much an accident of my situation. Something, however, I might pretend
+ to beyond this <i>negative</i> merit; for I had originally a benign
+ nature; and, as I advanced in years and thoughtfulness, the gratitude
+ which possessed me for my own exceeding happiness led me to do that by
+ principle and system which I had already done upon blind impulse; and thus
+ upon a double argument I was incapable of turning away from the prayer of
+ the afflicted, whatever had been the sacrifice to myself. Hardly, perhaps,
+ could it have been said in a sufficient sense at that time that I was a
+ religious man: yet, undoubtedly, I had all the foundations within me upon
+ which religion might hereafter have grown. My heart overflowed with
+ thankfulness to Providence: I had a natural tone of unaffected piety; and
+ thus far, at least, I might have been called a religious man, that in the
+ simplicity of truth I could have exclaimed,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'O, Abner, I fear God, and I fear none beside.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But wherefore seek to delay ascending by a natural climax to that final
+ consummation and perfect crown of my felicity&mdash;that almighty blessing
+ which ratified their value to all the rest? Wherefore, oh! wherefore do I
+ shrink in miserable weakness from&mdash;what? Is it from reviving, from
+ calling up again into fierce and insufferable light the images and
+ features of a long-buried happiness? That would be a natural shrinking and
+ a reasonable weakness. But how escape from reviving, whether I give it
+ utterance or not, that which is for ever vividly before me? What need to
+ call into artificial light that which, whether sleeping or waking, by
+ night or by day, for eight-and-thirty years has seemed by its miserable
+ splendor to scorch my brain? Wherefore shrink from giving language, simple
+ vocal utterance, to that burden of anguish which by so long an endurance
+ has lost no atom of its weight, nor can gain any most surely by the
+ loudest publication? Need there can be none, after this, to say that the
+ priceless blessing, which I have left to the final place in this ascending
+ review, was the companion of my life&mdash;my darling and youthful wife.
+ Oh! dovelike woman! fated in an hour the most defenceless to meet with the
+ ravening vulture,&mdash;lamb fallen amongst wolves,&mdash;trembling&mdash;fluttering
+ fawn, whose path was inevitably to be crossed by the bloody tiger;&mdash;angel,
+ whose most innocent heart fitted thee for too early a flight from this
+ impure planet; if indeed it were a necessity that thou shouldst find no
+ rest for thy footing except amidst thy native heavens, if indeed to leave
+ what was not worthy of thee were a destiny not to be evaded&mdash;a
+ summons not to be put by,&mdash;yet why, why, again and again I demand&mdash;why
+ was it also necessary that this, thy departure, so full of wo to me,
+ should also to thyself be heralded by the pangs of martyrdom? Sainted
+ love, if, like the ancient children of the Hebrews, like Meshech and
+ Abednego, thou wert called by divine command, whilst yet almost a child,
+ to walk, and to walk alone, through the fiery furnace,&mdash;wherefore
+ then couldst not thou, like that Meshech and that Abednego, walk unsinged
+ by the dreadful torment, and come forth unharmed? Why, if the sacrifice
+ were to be total, was it necessary to reach it by so dire a struggle? and
+ if the cup, the bitter cup, of final separation from those that were the
+ light of thy eyes and the pulse of thy heart might not be put aside,&mdash;yet
+ wherefore was it that thou mightest not drink it up in the natural peace
+ which belongs to a sinless heart?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But these are murmurings, you will say, rebellious murmurings against the
+ proclamations of God. Not so: I have long since submitted myself, resigned
+ myself, nay, even reconciled myself, perhaps, to the great wreck of my
+ life, in so far as it was the will of God, and according to the weakness
+ of my imperfect nature. But my wrath still rises, like a towering flame,
+ against all the earthly instruments of this ruin; I am still at times as
+ unresigned as ever to this tragedy, in so far as it was the work of human
+ malice. Vengeance, as a mission for <i>me</i>, as a task for <i>my</i>
+ hands in particular, is no longer possible; the thunderbolts of
+ retribution have been long since launched by other hands; and yet still it
+ happens that at times I do&mdash;I must&mdash;I shall perhaps to the hour
+ of death, rise in maniac fury, and seek, in the very impotence of
+ vindictive madness, groping as it were in blindness of heart, for that
+ tiger from hell-gates that tore away my darling from my heart. Let me
+ pause, and interrupt this painful strain, to say a word or two upon what
+ she was&mdash;and how far worthy of a love more honorable to her (that was
+ possible) and deeper (but that was not possible) than mine. When first I
+ saw her, she&mdash;my Agnes&mdash;was merely a child, not much (if
+ anything) above sixteen. But, as in perfect womanhood she retained a most
+ childlike expression of countenance, so even then in absolute childhood
+ she put forward the blossoms and the dignity of a woman. Never yet did my
+ eye light upon creature that was born of woman, nor could it enter my
+ heart to conceive one, possessing a figure more matchless in its
+ proportions, more statuesque, and more deliberately and advisedly to be
+ characterized by no adequate word but the word <i>magnificent</i>, (a word
+ too often and lightly abused.) In reality, speaking of women, I have seen
+ many beautiful figures, but hardly one except Agnes that could, without
+ hyperbole, be styled truly and memorably magnificent. Though in the first
+ order of tall women, yet, being full in person, and with a symmetry that
+ was absolutely faultless, she seemed to the random sight as little above
+ the ordinary height. Possibly from the dignity of her person, assisted by
+ the dignity of her movements, a stranger would have been disposed to call
+ her at a distance a woman of <i>commanding</i> presence; but never, after
+ he had approached near enough to behold her face. Every thought of
+ artifice, of practised effect, or of haughty pretension, fled before the
+ childlike innocence, the sweet feminine timidity, and the more than cherub
+ loveliness of that countenance, which yet in its lineaments was noble,
+ whilst its expression was purely gentle and confiding. A shade of
+ pensiveness there was about her; but <i>that</i> was in her manners,
+ scarcely ever in her features; and the exquisite fairness of her
+ complexion, enriched by the very sweetest and most delicate bloom that
+ ever I have beheld, should rather have allied it to a tone of
+ cheerfulness. Looking at this noble creature, as I first looked at her,
+ when yet upon the early threshold of womanhood
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'With household motions light and free,
+ And steps of virgin liberty'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ you might have supposed her some Hebe or young Aurora of the dawn. When
+ you saw only her superb figure, and its promise of womanly development,
+ with the measured dignity of her step, you might for a moment have fancied
+ her some imperial Medea of the Athenian stage&mdash;some Volumnia from
+ Rome,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Or ruling bandit's wife amidst the Grecian isles.'
+
+ But catch one glance from her angelic countenance&mdash;and then combining
+the face and the person, you would have dismissed all such fancies, and
+have pronounced her a Pandora or an Eve, expressly accomplished and held
+forth by nature as an exemplary model or ideal pattern for the future
+female sex:&mdash;
+
+ 'A perfect woman, nobly plann'd,
+ To warm, to comfort, to command:
+ And yet a spirit too, and bright
+ With something of an angel light.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To this superb young woman, such as I have here sketched her, I
+ surrendered my heart for ever, almost from my first opportunity of seeing
+ her: for so natural and without disguise was her character, and so winning
+ the simplicity of her manners, due in part to her own native dignity of
+ mind, and in part to the deep solitude in which she had been reared, that
+ little penetration was required to put me in possession of all her
+ thoughts; and to win her love, not very much more than to let her see, as
+ see she could not avoid, in connection with that chivalrous homage which
+ at any rate was due to her sex and her sexual perfections, a love for
+ herself on my part, which was in its nature as exalted a passion and as
+ profoundly rooted as any merely human affection can ever yet have been.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the seventeenth birthday of Agnes we were married. Oh! calendar of
+ everlasting months&mdash;months that, like the mighty rivers, shall flow
+ on for ever, immortal as thou, Nile, or Danube, Euphrates, or St.
+ Lawrence! and ye, summer and winter, day and night, wherefore do you bring
+ round continually your signs, and seasons, and revolving hours, that still
+ point and barb the anguish of local recollections, telling me of this and
+ that celestial morning that never shall return, and of too blessed
+ expectations, travelling like yourselves through a heavenly zodiac of
+ changes, till at once and for ever they sank into the grave! Often do I
+ think of seeking for some quiet cell either in the Tropics or in Arctic
+ latitudes, where the changes of the year, and the external signs
+ corresponding to them, express themselves by no features like those in
+ which the same seasons are invested under our temperate climes: so that,
+ if knowing, we cannot at least feel the identity of their revolutions. We
+ were married, I have said, on the birthday&mdash;the seventeenth birthday&mdash;of
+ Agnes; and pretty nearly on her eighteenth it was that she placed me at
+ the summit of my happiness, whilst for herself she thus completed the
+ circle of her relations to this life's duties, by presenting me with a
+ son. Of this child, knowing how wearisome to strangers is the fond
+ exultation of parents, I shall simply say, that he inherited his mother's
+ beauty; the same touching loveliness and innocence of expression, the same
+ chiselled nose, mouth, and chin, the same exquisite auburn hair. In many
+ other features, not of person merely, but also of mind and manners, as
+ they gradually began to open before me, this child deepened my love to him
+ by recalling the image of his mother; and what other image was there that
+ I so much wished to keep before me, whether waking or asleep? At the time
+ to which I am now coming but too rapidly, this child, still our only one,
+ and unusually premature, was within four months of completing his third
+ year; consequently Agnes was at that time in her twenty-first year; and I
+ may here add, with respect to myself, that I was in my twenty-sixth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, before I come to that period of wo, let me say one word on the temper
+ of mind which so fluent and serene a current of prosperity may be thought
+ to have generated. Too common a course I know it is, when the stream of
+ life flows with absolute tranquillity, and ruffled by no menace of a
+ breeze&mdash;the azure overhead never dimmed by a passing cloud, that in
+ such circumstances the blood stagnates: life, from excess and plethora of
+ sweets, becomes insipid: the spirit of action droops: and it is oftentimes
+ found at such seasons that slight annoyances and molestations, or even
+ misfortunes in a lower key, are not wholly undesirable, as means of
+ stimulating the lazy energies, and disturbing a slumber which is, or soon
+ will be, morbid in its character. I have known myself cases not a few,
+ where, by the very nicest gradations, and by steps too silent and
+ insensible for daily notice, the utmost harmony and reciprocal love had
+ shaded down into fretfulness and petulance, purely from too easy a life,
+ and because all nobler agitations that might have ruffled the sensations
+ occasionally, and all distresses even on the narrowest scale that might
+ have re-awakened the solicitudes of love, by opening necessities for
+ sympathy, for counsel, or for mutual aid, had been shut out by foresight
+ too elaborate, or by prosperity too cloying. But all this, had it
+ otherwise been possible with my particular mind, and at my early age, was
+ utterly precluded by one remarkable peculiarity in my temper. Whether it
+ were that I derived from nature some jealousy and suspicion of all
+ happiness which seems too perfect and unalloyed&mdash;[a spirit of
+ restless distrust, which in ancient times often led men to throw valuable
+ gems into the sea, in the hope of thus propitiating the dire deity of
+ misfortune, by voluntarily breaking the fearful chain of prosperity, and
+ led some of them to weep and groan when the gems thus sacrificed were
+ afterwards brought back to their hand by simple fishermen, who had
+ recovered them in the intestines of fishes&mdash;a portentous omen, which
+ was interpreted into a sorrowful indication that the deity thus answered
+ the propitiatory appeal, and made solemn proclamation that he had rejected
+ it]&mdash;whether, I say, it were this spirit of jealousy awaked in me by
+ too steady and too profound a felicity&mdash;or whether it were that great
+ overthrows and calamities have some mysterious power to send forward a dim
+ misgiving of their advancing footsteps, and really and indeed,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'That in to-day already walks to-morrow;'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ or whether it were partly, as I have already put the case in my first
+ supposition, a natural instinct of distrust, but irritated and enlivened
+ by a particular shock of superstitious alarm; which, or whether any of
+ these causes it were that kept me apprehensive, and on the watch for
+ disastrous change, I will not here undertake to determine. Too certain it
+ is that I was so. I never ridded myself of an over-mastering and brooding
+ sense, shadowy and vague, a dim abiding feeling (that sometimes was and
+ sometimes was not exalted into a conscious presentiment) of some great
+ calamity travelling towards me; not perhaps immediately impending&mdash;perhaps
+ even at a great distance; but already&mdash;dating from some secret hour&mdash;already
+ in motion upon some remote line of approach. This feeling I could not
+ assuage by sharing it with Agnes. No motive could be strong enough for
+ persuading me to communicate so gloomy a thought with one who, considering
+ her extreme healthiness, was but too remarkably prone to pensive, if not
+ to sorrowful, contemplations. And thus the obligation which I felt to
+ silence and reserve, strengthened the morbid impression I had received;
+ whilst the remarkable incident I have adverted to served powerfully to
+ rivet the superstitious chain which was continually gathering round me.
+ The incident was this&mdash;and before I repeat it, let me pledge my word
+ of honor, that I report to you the bare facts of the case, without
+ exaggeration, and in the simplicity of truth:&mdash;There was at that time
+ resident in the great city, which is the scene of my narrative, a woman,
+ from some part of Hungary, who pretended to the gift of looking into
+ futurity. She had made herself known advantageously in several of the
+ greatest cities of Europe, under the designation of the Hungarian
+ Prophetess; and very extraordinary instances were cited amongst the
+ highest circles of her success in the art which she professed. So ample
+ were the pecuniary tributes which she levied upon the hopes and the fears,
+ or the simple curiosity of the aristocracy, that she was thus able to
+ display not unfrequently a disinterestedness and a generosity, which
+ seemed native to her disposition, amongst the humbler classes of her
+ applicants; for she rejected no addresses that were made to her, provided
+ only they were not expressed in levity or scorn, but with sincerity, and
+ in a spirit of confiding respect. It happened, on one occasion, when a
+ nursery-servant of ours was waiting in her anteroom for the purpose of
+ taking her turn in consulting the prophetess professionally, that she had
+ witnessed a scene of consternation and unaffected maternal grief in this
+ Hungarian lady upon the sudden seizure of her son, a child of four or five
+ years old, by a spasmodic inflammation of the throat (since called croup)
+ peculiar to children, and in those days not very well understood by
+ medical men. The poor Hungarian, who had lived chiefly in warm, or at
+ least not damp, climates, and had never so much as heard of this
+ complaint, was almost wild with alarm at the rapid increase of the
+ symptoms which attend the paroxysms, and especially of that loud and
+ distressing sound which marks the impeded respiration. Great, therefore,
+ was her joy and gratitude on finding from our servant that she had herself
+ been in attendance more than once upon cases of the same nature, but very
+ much more violent,&mdash;and that, consequently, she was well qualified to
+ suggest and to superintend all the measures of instant necessity, such as
+ the hot-bath, the peculiar medicines, &amp;c., which are almost sure of
+ success when applied in an early stage. Staying to give her assistance
+ until a considerable improvement had taken place in the child, our servant
+ then hurried home to her mistress. Agnes, it may be imagined, dispatched
+ her back with such further and more precise directions as in a very short
+ time availed to re-establish the child in convalescence. These practical
+ services, and the messages of maternal sympathy repeatedly conveyed from
+ Agnes, had completely won the heart of the grateful Hungarian, and she
+ announced her intention of calling with her little boy, to make her
+ personal acknowledgments for the kindness which had been shown to her. She
+ did so, and we were as much impressed by the sultana-like style of her
+ Oriental beauty, as she, on her part, was touched and captivated by the
+ youthful loveliness of my angelic wife. After sitting for above an hour,
+ during which time she talked with a simplicity and good feeling that
+ struck us as remarkable in a person professing an art usually connected
+ with so much of conscious fraud, she rose to take her leave. I must
+ mention that she had previously had our little boy sitting on her knee,
+ and had at intervals thrown a hasty glance upon the palms of his hands. On
+ parting, Agnes, with her usual frankness, held out her hand. The Hungarian
+ took it with an air of sad solemnity, pressed it fervently, and said:&mdash;'Lady,
+ it is my part in this life to look behind the curtain of fate; and
+ oftentimes I see such sights in futurity&mdash;some near, some far off&mdash;as
+ willingly I would <i>not</i> see. For you, young and charming lady,
+ looking like that angel which you are, no destiny can be equal to your
+ deserts. Yet sometimes, true it is, God sees not as man sees; and he
+ ordains, after his unfathomable counsels, to the heavenly-minded a portion
+ in heaven, and to the children whom he loves a rest and a haven not built
+ with hands. Something that I have seen dimly warns me to look no farther.
+ Yet, if you desire it, I will do my office, and I will read for you with
+ truth the lines of fate as they are written upon your hands.' Agnes was a
+ little startled, or even shocked, by this solemn address; but, in a minute
+ or so, a mixed feeling&mdash;one half of which was curiosity, and the
+ other half a light-hearted mockery of her own mysterious awe in the
+ presence of what she had been taught to view as either fraud or insanity&mdash;prompted
+ her playfully to insist upon the fullest application of the Hungarian's
+ art to her own case; nay, she would have the hands of our little Francis
+ read and interpreted as well as her own, and she desired to hear the full
+ professional judgment delivered without suppression or softening of its
+ harshest awards. She laughed whilst she said all this; but she also
+ trembled a little. The Hungarian first took the hand of our young child,
+ and perused it with a long and steady scrutiny. She said nothing, but
+ sighed heavily as she resigned it. She then took the hand of Agnes&mdash;looked
+ bewildered and aghast&mdash;then gazed piteously from Agnes to her child&mdash;and
+ at last, bursting into tears, began to move steadily out of the room. I
+ followed her hastily, and remonstrated upon this conduct, by pointing her
+ attention to the obvious truth&mdash;that these mysterious suppressions
+ and insinuations, which left all shadowy and indistinct, were far more
+ alarming than the most definite denunciations. Her answer yet rings in my
+ ear:&mdash;'Why should I make myself odious to you and to your innocent
+ wife? Messenger of evil I am, and have been to many; but evil I will not
+ prophecy to her. Watch and pray! Much may be done by effectual prayer.
+ Human means, fleshly arms, are vain. There is an enemy in the house of
+ life,' [here she quitted her palmistry for the language of astrology;]
+ 'there is a frightful danger at hand, both for your wife and your child.
+ Already on that dark ocean, over which we are all sailing, I can see dimly
+ the point at which the enemy's course shall cross your wife's. There is
+ but little interval remaining&mdash;not many hours. All is finished; all
+ is accomplished; and already he is almost up with the darlings of your
+ heart. Be vigilant, be vigilant, and yet look not to yourself, but to
+ Heaven, for deliverance.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This woman was not an impostor: she spoke and uttered her oracles under a
+ wild sense of possession by some superior being, and of mystic compulsion
+ to say what she would have willingly left unsaid; and never yet, before or
+ since, have I seen the light of sadness settle with so solemn an
+ expression into human eyes as when she dropped my wife's hand, and refused
+ to deliver that burden of prophetic wo with which she believed herself to
+ be inspired.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+The prophetess departed; and what mood of mind did she leave behind her
+in Agnes and myself? Naturally there was a little drooping of spirits
+at first; the solemnity and the heart-felt sincerity of fear and grief
+which marked her demeanor, made it impossible, at the moment when we
+were just fresh from their natural influences, that we should recoil
+into our ordinary spirits. But with the inevitable elasticity of youth
+and youthful gaiety we soon did so; we could not attempt to persuade
+ourselves that there had been any conscious fraud or any attempt at
+scenical effect in the Hungarian's conduct. She had no motive for
+deceiving us; she had refused all offerings of money, and her whole
+visit had evidently been made under an overflow of the most grateful
+feelings for the attentions shown to her child. We acquitted her,
+therefore, of sinister intentions; and with our feelings of jealousy,
+feelings in which we had been educated, towards everything that tended
+to superstition, we soon agreed to think her some gentle maniac or sad
+enthusiast, suffering under some form of morbid melancholy. Forty-eight
+hours, with two nights' sleep, sufficed to restore the wonted
+equilibrium of our spirits; and that interval brought us onwards to
+the 6th of April&mdash;the day on which, as I have already said, my story
+properly commences.
+
+ On that day, on that lovely 6th of April, such as I have described it,
+that 6th of April, about nine o'clock in the morning, we were seated at
+breakfast near the open window&mdash;we, that is, Agnes, myself, and little
+Francis; the freshness of morning spirits rested upon us; the golden
+light of the morning sun illuminated the room; incense was floating
+through the air from the gorgeous flowers within and without the house;
+there in youthful happiness we sat gathered together, a family of
+love, and there we never sat again. Never again were we three gathered
+together, nor ever shall be, so long as the sun and its golden
+light&mdash;the morning and the evening&mdash;the earth and its flowers endure.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Often have I occupied myself in recalling every circumstance the most
+ trivial of this the final morning of what merits to be called my life.
+ Eleven o'clock, I remember, was striking when Agnes came into my study,
+ and said that she would go into the city, (for we lived in a quite rural
+ suburb,) that she would execute some trifling commissions which she had
+ received from a friend in the country, and would be at home again between
+ one and two for a stroll which we had agreed to take in the neighboring
+ meadows. About twenty minutes after this she again came into my study
+ dressed for going abroad; for such was my admiration of her, that I had a
+ fancy&mdash;fancy it must have been, and yet still I felt it to be real&mdash;that
+ under every change she looked best; if she put on a shawl, then a shawl
+ became the most feminine of ornaments; if she laid aside her shawl and her
+ bonnet, then how nymph-like she seemed in her undisguised and unadorned
+ beauty! Full-dress seemed for the time to be best, as bringing forward
+ into relief the splendor of her person, and allowing the exposure of her
+ arms; a simple morning-dress, again, seemed better still, as fitted to
+ call out the childlike innocence of her face, by confining the attention
+ to that. But all these are feelings of fond and blind affection, hanging
+ with rapture over the object of something too like idolatry. God knows, if
+ that be a sin, I was but too profound a sinner; yet sin it never was, sin
+ it could not be, to adore a beauty such as thine, my Agnes. Neither was it
+ her beauty by itself, and that only, which I sought at such times to
+ admire; there was a peculiar sort of double relation in which she stood at
+ moments of pleasurable expectation and excitement, since our little
+ Francis had become of an age to join our party, which made some aspects of
+ her character trebly interesting. She was a wife&mdash;and wife to one
+ whom she looked up to as her superior in understanding and in knowledge of
+ the world, whom, therefore, she leaned to for protection. On the other
+ hand, she was also a mother. Whilst, therefore, to her child she supported
+ the matronly part of guide, and the air of an experienced person; to me
+ she wore, ingenuously and without disguise, the part of a child herself,
+ with all the giddy hopes and unchastised imaginings of that buoyant age.
+ This double character, one aspect of which looks towards her husband and
+ one to her children, sits most gracefully upon many a young wife whose
+ heart is pure and innocent; and the collision between the two separate
+ parts imposed by duty on the one hand, by extreme youth on the other, the
+ one telling her that she is a responsible head of a family and the
+ depository of her husband's honor in its tenderest and most vital
+ interests, the other telling her, through the liveliest language of animal
+ sensibility, and through the very pulses of her blood, that she is herself
+ a child; this collision gives an inexpressible charm to the whole demeanor
+ of many a young married woman, making her other fascinations more touching
+ to her husband, and deepening the admiration she excites; and the more so,
+ as it is a collision which cannot exist except among the very innocent.
+ Years, at any rate, will irresistibly remove this peculiar charm, and
+ gradually replace it by the graces of the matronly character. But in Agnes
+ this change had not yet been effected, partly from nature, and partly from
+ the extreme seclusion of her life. Hitherto she still retained the
+ unaffected expression of her childlike nature; and so lovely in my eyes
+ was this perfect exhibition of natural feminine character, that she rarely
+ or never went out alone upon any little errand to town which might require
+ her to rely upon her own good sense and courage, that she did not
+ previously come to exhibit herself before me. Partly this was desired by
+ me in that lover-like feeling of admiration already explained, which leads
+ one to court the sight of a beloved object under every change of dress,
+ and under all effects of novelty. Partly it was the interest I took in
+ that exhibition of sweet timidity, and almost childish apprehensiveness,
+ half disguised or imperfectly acknowledged by herself, which (in the way I
+ have just explained) so touchingly contrasted with (and for that very
+ reason so touchingly drew forth) her matronly character. But I hear some
+ objector say at this point, ought not this very timidity, founded (as in
+ part at least it was) upon inexperience and conscious inability to face
+ the dangers of the world, to have suggested reasons for not leaving her to
+ her own protection? And does it not argue, on my part, an arrogant or too
+ blind a confidence in the durability of my happiness, as though charmed
+ against assaults, and liable to no shocks of sudden revolution? I reply
+ that, from the very constitution of society, and the tone of manners in
+ the city which we inhabited, there seemed to be a moral impossibility that
+ any dangers of consequence should meet her in the course of those brief
+ absences from my protection, which only were possible; that even to
+ herself any dangers, of a nature to be anticipated under the known
+ circumstances of the case, seemed almost imaginary; that even <i>she</i>
+ acknowledged a propriety in being trained, by slight and brief separations
+ from my guardianship, to face more boldly those cases of longer separation
+ and of more absolute consignment to her own resources which circumstances
+ might arise to create necessarily, and perhaps abruptly. And it is evident
+ that, had she been the wife of any man engaged in the duties of a
+ profession, she might have been summoned from the very first, and without
+ the possibility of any such gradual training, to the necessity of relying
+ almost singly upon her own courage and discretion. For the other question,
+ whether I did not depend too blindly and presumptuously upon my good luck
+ in not at least affording her my protection so long as nothing occurred to
+ make it impossible? I may reply, most truly, that all my feelings ran
+ naturally in the very opposite channel. So far from confiding too much in
+ my luck, in the present instance I was engaged in a task of writing upon
+ some points of business which could not admit of further delay; but now,
+ and at all times, I had a secret aversion to seeing so gentle a creature
+ thrown even for an hour upon her own resources, though in situations which
+ scarcely seemed to admit of any occasion for taxing those resources; and
+ often I have felt anger towards myself for what appeared to be an
+ irrational or effeminate timidity, and have struggled with my own mind
+ upon occasions like the present, when I knew that I could not have
+ acknowledged my tremors to a friend without something like shame, and a
+ fear to excite his ridicule. No; if in anything I ran into excess, it was
+ in this very point of anxiety as to all that regarded my wife's security.
+ Her good sense, her prudence, her courage, (for courage she had in the
+ midst of her timidity,) her dignity of manner, the more impressive from
+ the childlike character of her countenance, all should have combined to
+ reassure me, and yet they did not. I was still anxious for her safety to
+ an irrational extent; and to sum up the whole in a most weighty line of
+ Shakspeare, I lived under the constant presence of a feeling which only
+ that great observer of human nature (so far as I am aware) has ever
+ noticed, viz., that merely the excess of my happiness made me jealous of
+ its ability to last, and in that extent less capable of enjoying it; that
+ in fact the prelibation of my tears, as a homage to its fragility, was
+ drawn forth by my very sense that my felicity was too exquisite; or, in
+ the words of the great master
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'I wept to have' [absolutely, by anticipation, shed tears in
+ possessing] 'what I so feared to lose.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Thus end my explanations, and I now pursue my narrative: Agnes, as I have
+ said, came into my room again before leaving the house&mdash;we conversed
+ for five minutes&mdash;we parted&mdash;she went out&mdash;her last words
+ being that she would return at half-past one o'clock; and not long after
+ that time, if ever mimic bells&mdash;bells of rejoicing, or bells of
+ mourning, are heard in desert spaces of the air, and (as some have said)
+ in unreal worlds, that mock our own, and repeat, for ridicule, the vain
+ and unprofitable motions of man, then too surely, about this hour, began
+ to toll the funeral knell of my earthly happiness&mdash;its final hour had
+ sounded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One o'clock had arrived; fifteen minutes after, I strolled into the
+ garden, and began to look over the little garden-gate in expectation of
+ every moment descrying Agnes in the distance. Half an hour passed, and for
+ ten minutes more I was tolerably quiet. From this time till half-past two
+ I became constantly more agitated&mdash;<i>agitated,</i> perhaps, is too
+ strong a word&mdash;but I was restless and anxious beyond what I should
+ have chosen to acknowledge. Still I kept arguing, What is half an hour?
+ what is an hour? A thousand things might have occurred to cause that
+ delay, without needing to suppose any accident; or, if an accident, why
+ not a very trifling one? She may have slightly hurt her foot&mdash;she may
+ have slightly sprained her ankle. 'Oh, doubtless,' I exclaimed to myself,
+ 'it will be a mere trifle, or perhaps nothing at all.' But I remember
+ that, even whilst I was saying this, I took my hat and walked with nervous
+ haste into the little quiet lane upon which our garden-gate opened. The
+ lane led by a few turnings, and after a course of about five hundred
+ yards, into a broad high-road, which even at that day had begun to assume
+ the character of a street, and allowed an unobstructed range of view in
+ the direction of the city for at least a mile. Here I stationed myself,
+ for the air was so clear that I could distinguish dress and figure to a
+ much greater distance than usual. Even on such a day, however, the remote
+ distance was hazy and indistinct, and at any other season I should have
+ been diverted with the various mistakes I made. From occasional
+ combinations of color, modified by light and shade, and of course
+ powerfully assisted by the creative state of the eye under this nervous
+ apprehensiveness, I continued to shape into images of Agnes forms without
+ end, that upon nearer approach presented the most grotesque contrasts to
+ her impressive appearance. But I had ceased even to comprehend the
+ ludicrous; my agitation was now so overruling and engrossing that I lost
+ even my intellectual sense of it; and now first I understood practically
+ and feelingly the anguish of hope alternating with disappointment, as it
+ may be supposed to act upon the poor shipwrecked seaman, alone and upon a
+ desolate coast, straining his sight for ever to the fickle element which
+ has betrayed him, but which only can deliver him, and with his eyes still
+ tracing in the far distance,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Ships, dim-discover'd, dropping from the clouds,'&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which a brief interval of suspense still for ever disperses into hollow
+ pageants of air or vapor. One deception melted away only to be succeeded
+ by another; still I fancied that at last to a certainty I could descry the
+ tall figure of Agnes, her gipsy hat, and even the peculiar elegance of her
+ walk. Often I went so far as to laugh at myself, and even to tax my recent
+ fears with unmanliness and effeminacy, on recollecting the audible
+ throbbings of my heart, and the nervous palpitations which had besieged
+ me; but these symptoms, whether effeminate or not, began to come back
+ tumultuously under the gloomy doubts that succeeded almost before I had
+ uttered this self-reproach. Still I found myself mocked and deluded with
+ false hopes; yet still I renewed my quick walk, and the intensity of my
+ watch for that radiant form that was fated never more to be seen returning
+ from the cruel city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was nearly half-past three, and therefore close upon two hours beyond
+ the time fixed by Agnes for her return, when I became absolutely incapable
+ of supporting the further torture of suspense, and I suddenly took the
+ resolution of returning home and concerting with my female servants some
+ energetic measures, though <i>what</i> I could hardly say, on behalf of
+ their mistress. On entering the garden-gate I met our little child
+ Francis, who unconsciously inflicted a pang upon me which he neither could
+ have meditated nor have understood. I passed him at his play, perhaps even
+ unaware of his presence, but he recalled me to that perception by crying
+ aloud that he had just seen his mamma.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'When&mdash;where?' I asked convulsively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Up stairs in her bedroom,' was his instantaneous answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His manner was such as forbade me to suppose that he could be joking; and,
+ as it was barely possible (though, for reasons well known to me, in the
+ highest degree improbable) that Agnes might have returned by a by-path,
+ which, leading through a dangerous and disreputable suburb, would not have
+ coincided at any one point with the public road where I had been keeping
+ my station. I sprang forward into the house, up stairs, and in rapid
+ succession into every room where it was likely that she might be found;
+ but everywhere there was a dead silence, disturbed only by myself, for, in
+ my growing confusion of thought, I believe that I rang the bell violently
+ in every room I entered. No such summons, however, was needed, for the
+ servants, two of whom at the least were most faithful creatures, and
+ devotedly attached to their young mistress, stood ready of themselves to
+ come and make inquiries of me as soon as they became aware of the alarming
+ fact, that I had returned without her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Until this moment, though having some private reasons for surprise that
+ she should have failed to come into the house for a minute or two at the
+ hour prefixed, in order to make some promised domestic arrangements for
+ the day, they had taken it for granted that she must have met with me at
+ some distance from home&mdash;and that either the extreme beauty of the
+ day had beguiled her of all petty household recollections, or (as a
+ conjecture more in harmony with past experiences) that my impatience and
+ solicitations had persuaded her to lay aside her own plans for the moment
+ at the risk of some little domestic inconvenience. Now, however, in a
+ single instant vanished <i>every</i> mode of accounting for their
+ mistress's absence; and the consternation of our looks communicated
+ contagiously, by the most unerring of all languages, from each to the
+ other what thoughts were uppermost in our panic-stricken hearts. If to any
+ person it should seem that our alarm was disproportioned to the occasion,
+ and not justified at least by anything as yet made known to us, let that
+ person consider the weight due to the two following facts: First, that
+ from the recency of our settlement in this neighborhood, and from the
+ extreme seclusion of my wife's previous life at a vast distance from the
+ metropolis, she had positively no friends on her list of visitors who
+ resided in this great capital; secondly, and far above all beside, let him
+ remember the awful denunciations, so unexpectedly tallying with this
+ alarming and mysterious absence, of the Hungarian prophetess; these had
+ been slighted&mdash;almost dismissed from our thoughts; but now in sudden
+ reaction they came back upon us with a frightful power to lacerate and to
+ sting&mdash;the shadowy outline of a spiritual agency, such as that which
+ could at all predict the events, combining in one mysterious effect, with
+ the shadowy outline of those very predictions. The power, that could have
+ predicted, was as dim and as hard to grasp as was the precise nature of
+ the evil that had been predicted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An icy terror froze my blood at this moment when I looked at the
+ significant glances, too easily understood by me, that were exchanged
+ between the servants. My mouth had been for the last two hours growing
+ more and more parched, so that at present, from mere want of moisture, I
+ could not separate my lips to speak. One of the women saw the vain efforts
+ I was making, and hastily brought me a glass of water. With the first
+ recovery of speech, I asked them what little Francis had meant by saying
+ that he had seen his mother in her bedroom. Their reply was, that they
+ were as much at a loss to discover his meaning as I was; that he had made
+ the same assertion to them, and with so much earnestness, that they had,
+ all in succession, gone up stairs to look for her, and with the fullest
+ expectation of finding her. This was a mystery which remained such to the
+ very last; there was no doubt whatsoever that the child believed himself
+ to have seen his mother; that he could not have seen her in her human
+ bodily presence, there is as little doubt as there is, alas! that in this
+ world he never <i>did</i> see her again. The poor child constantly adhered
+ to his story, and with a circumstantiality far beyond all power of
+ invention that could be presumed in an artless infant. Every attempt at
+ puzzling him or entangling him in contradictions by means of
+ cross-examination was but labor thrown away; though indeed, it is true
+ enough that for those attempts, as will soon be seen, there was but a
+ brief interval allowed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not dwelling upon this subject at present, I turned to Hannah&mdash;a
+ woman who held the nominal office of cook in our little establishment, but
+ whose real duties had been much more about her mistress's person&mdash;and
+ with a searching look of appeal I asked her whether, in this moment of
+ trial, when (as she might see) I was not so perfectly master of myself as
+ perhaps always to depend upon seeing what was best to be done, she would
+ consent to accompany me into the city, and take upon herself those obvious
+ considerations of policy or prudence which might but too easily escape my
+ mind, darkened, and likely to be darkened, as to its power of discernment
+ by the hurricane of affliction now too probably at hand. She answered my
+ appeal with the fervor I expected from what I had already known of her
+ character. She was a woman of a strong, fiery, perhaps I might say of
+ heroic mind, supported by a courage that was absolutely indomitable, and
+ by a strength of bodily frame very unusual in a woman, and beyond the
+ promise even of her person. She had suffered as deep a wrench in her own
+ affections as a human being can suffer; she had lost her one sole child, a
+ fair-haired boy of most striking beauty and interesting disposition, at
+ the age of seventeen, and by the worst of all possible fates; he lived (as
+ we did at that time) in a large commercial city overflowing with
+ profligacy, and with temptations of every order; he had been led astray;
+ culpable he had been, but by very much the least culpable of the set into
+ which accident had thrown him, as regarded acts and probable intentions;
+ and as regarded palliations from childish years, from total inexperience,
+ or any other alleviating circumstances that could be urged, having
+ everything to plead&mdash;and of all his accomplices the only one who had
+ anything to plead. Interest, however, he had little or none; and whilst
+ some hoary villains of the party, who happened to be more powerfully
+ befriended, were finally allowed to escape with a punishment little more
+ than nominal, he and two others were selected as sacrifices to the
+ offended laws. They suffered capitally. All three behaved well; but the
+ poor boy in particular, with a courage, a resignation, and a meekness, so
+ distinguished and beyond his years as to attract the admiration and the
+ liveliest sympathy of the public universally. If strangers could feel in
+ that way, if the mere hardened executioner could be melted at the final
+ scene,&mdash;it may be judged to what a fierce and terrific height would
+ ascend the affliction of a doating mother, constitutionally too fervid in
+ her affections. I have heard an official person declare, that the
+ spectacle of her desolation and frantic anguish was the most frightful
+ thing he had ever witnessed, and so harrowing to the feelings, that all
+ who could by their rank venture upon such an irregularity, absented
+ themselves during the critical period from the office which corresponded
+ with the government; for, as I have said, the affair took place in a large
+ provincial city, at a great distance from the capital. All who knew this
+ woman, or who were witnesses to the alteration which one fortnight had
+ wrought in her person as well as her demeanor, fancied it impossible that
+ she could continue to live; or that, if she did, it must be through the
+ giving way of her reason. They proved, however, to be mistaken; or, at
+ least, if (as some thought) her reason did suffer in some degree, this
+ result showed itself in the inequality of her temper, in moody fits of
+ abstraction, and the morbid energy of her manner at times under the
+ absence of all adequate external excitement, rather than in any positive
+ and apparent hallucinations of thought. The charm which had mainly carried
+ off the instant danger to her faculties, was doubtless the intense
+ sympathy which she met with. And in these offices of consolation my wife
+ stood foremost. For, and that was fortunate, she had found herself able,
+ without violence to her own sincerest opinions in the case, to offer
+ precisely that form of sympathy which was most soothing to the angry
+ irritation of the poor mother; not only had she shown a <i>direct</i>
+ interest in the boy, and not a mere interest of <i>reflection</i> from
+ that which she took in the mother, and had expressed it by visits to his
+ dungeon, and by every sort of attention to his comforts which his case
+ called for, or the prison regulations allowed; not only had she wept with
+ the distracted woman as if for a brother of her own; but, which went
+ farther than all the rest in softening the mother's heart, she had loudly
+ and indignantly proclaimed her belief in the boy's innocence, and in the
+ same tone her sense of the crying injustice committed as to the selection
+ of the victims, and the proportion of the punishment awarded. Others, in
+ the language of a great poet,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Had pitied <i>her,</i> and not her grief;'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ they had either not been able to see, or, from carelessness, had neglected
+ to see, any peculiar wrong done to her in the matter which occasioned her
+ grief,&mdash;but had simply felt compassion for her as for one summoned,
+ in a regular course of providential and human dispensation, to face an
+ affliction, heavy in itself, but not heavy from any special defect of
+ equity. Consequently their very sympathy, being so much built upon the
+ assumption that an only child had offended to the extent implied in his
+ sentence, oftentimes clothed itself in expressions which she felt to be
+ not consolations but insults, and, in fact, so many justifications of
+ those whom it relieved her overcharged heart to regard as the very worst
+ of enemies. Agnes, on the other hand, took the very same view of the case
+ as herself; and, though otherwise the gentlest of all gentle creatures,
+ yet here, from the generous fervor of her reverence for justice, and her
+ abhorrence of oppression, she gave herself no trouble to moderate the
+ energy of her language: nor did I, on my part, feeling that substantially
+ she was in the right, think it of importance to dispute about the exact
+ degrees of the wrong done or the indignation due to it. In this way it
+ happened naturally enough that at one and the same time, though little
+ contemplating either of these results, Agnes had done a prodigious service
+ to the poor desolate mother by breaking the force of her misery, as well
+ as by arming the active agencies of indignation against the depressing
+ ones of solitary grief, and for herself had won a most grateful and
+ devoted friend, who would have gone through fire and water to serve her,
+ and was thenceforwards most anxious for some opportunity to testify how
+ deep had been her sense of the goodness shown to her by her benign young
+ mistress, and how incapable of suffering abatement by time. It remains to
+ add, which I have slightly noticed before, that this woman was of unusual
+ personal strength: her bodily frame matched with her intellectual: and I
+ notice this <i>now</i> with the more emphasis, because I am coming rapidly
+ upon ground where it will be seen that this one qualification was of more
+ summary importance to us&mdash;did us more 'yeoman's service' at a crisis
+ the most awful&mdash;than other qualities of greater name and pretension.
+ <i>Hannah</i> was this woman's Christian name; and her name and her memory
+ are to me amongst the most hallowed of my earthly recollections.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of her two fellow-servants, known technically amongst us as the
+ 'parlor maid,' was also, but not equally, attached to her mistress; and
+ merely because her nature, less powerfully formed and endowed, did not
+ allow her to entertain or to comprehend any service equally fervid of
+ passion or of impassioned action. She, however, was good, affectionate,
+ and worthy to be trusted. But a third there was, a nursery maid, and
+ therefore more naturally and more immediately standing within the
+ confidence of her mistress&mdash;her I could not trust: her I suspected.
+ But of that hereafter. Meantime, Hannah, she upon whom I leaned as upon a
+ staff in all which respected her mistress, ran up stairs, after I had
+ spoken and received her answer, in order hastily to dress and prepare
+ herself for going out along with me to the city. I did not ask her to be
+ quick in her movements: I knew there was no need: and, whilst she was
+ absent, I took up, in one of my fretful movements of nervousness, a book
+ which was lying upon a side-table: the book fell open of itself at a
+ particular page; and in that, perhaps, there was nothing extraordinary,
+ for it was a little portable edition of <i>Paradise Lost</i>; and the page
+ was one which I must naturally have turned to many a time: for to Agnes I
+ had read all the great masters of literature, especially those of modern
+ times; so that few people knew the high classics more familiarly: and as
+ to the passage in question, from its divine beauty I had read it aloud to
+ her, perhaps, on fifty separate occasions. All this I mention to take away
+ any appearance of a vulgar attempt to create omens; but still, in the very
+ act of confessing the simple truth, and thus weakening the marvellous
+ character of the anecdote, I must notice it as a strange instance of the '<i>Sortes
+ Miltonianć</i>,'&mdash;that precisely at such a moment as this I should
+ find thrown in my way, should feel tempted to take up, and should open, a
+ volume containing such a passage as the following: and observe, moreover,
+ that although the volume, <i>once being taken up</i>, would naturally open
+ where it had been most frequently read, there were, however, many passages
+ which had been read <i>as</i> frequently&mdash;or more so. The particular
+ passage upon which I opened at this moment was that most beautiful one in
+ which the fatal morning separation is described between Adam and his bride&mdash;that
+ separation so pregnant with wo, which eventually proved the occasion of
+ the mortal transgression&mdash;the last scene between our first parents at
+ which both were innocent and both were happy&mdash;although the superior
+ intellect already felt, and, in the slight altercation preceding this
+ separation, had already expressed a dim misgiving of some coming change:
+ these are the words, and in depth of pathos they have rarely been
+ approached:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Oft he to her his charge of quick return
+ Repeated; she to him as oft engag'd
+ To be returned by noon amid the bow'r,
+ And all things in best order to invite
+ Noon-tide repast, or afternoon's repose.
+ Oh much deceived, much failing, hapless Eve!
+ Of thy presumed return, event perverse!
+ Thou never from that hour in Paradise
+ Found'st either sweet repast, or sound repose.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ '<i>My</i> Eve!' I exclaimed, 'partner in <i>my</i> paradise, where art
+ thou? <i>Much failing</i> thou wilt not be found, nor <i>much deceived</i>;
+ innocent in any case thou art; but, alas! too surely by this time <i>hapless</i>,
+ and the victim of some diabolic wickedness.' Thus I murmured to myself;
+ thus I ejaculated; thus I apostrophized my Agnes; then again came a
+ stormier mood. I could not sit still; I could not stand in quiet; I threw
+ the book from me with violence against the wall; I began to hurry
+ backwards and forwards in a short uneasy walk, when suddenly a sound, a
+ step; it was the sound of the garden-gate opening, followed by a hasty
+ tread. Whose tread? Not for a moment could it be fancied the oread step
+ which belonged to that daughter of the hills&mdash;my wife, my Agnes; no,
+ it was the dull massy tread of a man: and immediately there came a loud
+ blow upon the door, and in the next moment, the bell having been found, a
+ furious peal of ringing. Oh coward heart! not for a lease of immortality
+ could I have gone forwards myself. My breath failed me; an interval came
+ in which respiration seemed to be stifled&mdash;the blood to halt in its
+ current; and then and there I recognised in myself the force and living
+ truth of that Scriptural description of a heart consciously beset by evil
+ without escape: 'Susannah <i>sighed</i>.' Yes, a long, long sigh&mdash;a
+ deep, deep sigh&mdash;that is, the natural language by which the
+ over-charged heart utters forth the wo that else would break it. I sighed&mdash;oh
+ how profoundly! But that did not give me power to move. Who will go to the
+ door? I whispered audibly. Who is at the door? was the inaudible whisper
+ of my heart. Then might be seen the characteristic differences of the
+ three women. That one, whom I suspected, I heard raising an upper window
+ to look out and reconnoitre. The affectionate Rachael, on the other hand,
+ ran eagerly down stairs; but Hannah, half dressed, even her bosom exposed,
+ passed her like a storm; and before I heard any sound of opening a door, I
+ saw from the spot where I stood the door already wide open, and a man in
+ the costume of a policeman. All that he said I could not hear; but this I
+ heard&mdash;that I was wanted at the police office, and had better come
+ off without delay. He seemed then to get a glimpse of me, and to make an
+ effort towards coming nearer; but I slunk away, and left to Hannah the
+ task of drawing from him any circumstances which he might know. But
+ apparently there was not much to tell, or rather, said I, there is too
+ much, the <i>much</i> absorbs the <i>many</i>; some one mighty evil
+ transcends and quells all particulars. At length the door was closed, and
+ the man was gone. Hannah crept slowly along the passage, and looked in
+ hesitatingly. Her very movements and stealthy pace testified that she had
+ heard nothing which, even by comparison, she could think good news. 'Tell
+ me not now, Hannah,' I said; 'wait till we are in the open air.' She went
+ up stairs again. How short seemed the time till she descended! how I
+ longed for further respite! 'Hannah!' I said at length when we were fairly
+ moving upon the road, 'Hannah! I am too sure you have nothing good to
+ tell. But now tell me the worst, and let that be in the fewest words
+ possible.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Sir,' she said, 'we had better wait until we reach the office; for really
+ I could not understand the man. He says that my mistress is detained upon
+ some charge; but <i>what</i>, I could not at all make out. He was a man
+ that knew something of you, Sir, I believe, and he wished to be civil, and
+ kept saying, "Oh! I dare say it will turn out nothing at all, many such
+ charges are made idly and carelessly, and some maliciously." "But what
+ charges?" I cried, and then he wanted to speak privately to you. But I
+ told him that of all persons he must not speak to you, if he had anything
+ painful to tell; for that you were too much disturbed already, and had
+ been for some hours, out of anxiety and terror about my mistress, to bear
+ much more. So, when he heard that, he was less willing to speak freely
+ than before. He might prove wrong, he said; he might give offence; things
+ might turn out far otherwise than according to first appearances; for his
+ part, he could not believe anything amiss of so sweet a lady. And after
+ all, it would be better to wait till we reached the office.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus much then was clear&mdash;Agnes was under some accusation. This was
+ already worse than the worst I had anticipated. 'And then,' said I,
+ thinking aloud to Hannah, 'one of two things is apparent to me; either the
+ accusation is one of pure hellish malice, without a color of probability
+ or the shadow of a foundation, and that way, alas! I am driven in my fears
+ by that Hungarian woman's prophecy; or, which but for my desponding heart
+ I should be more inclined to think, the charge has grown out of my poor
+ wife's rustic ignorance as to the usages then recently established by law
+ with regard to the kind of money that could be legally tendered. This,
+ however, was a suggestion that did not tend to alleviate my anxiety; and
+ my nervousness had mounted to a painful, almost to a disabling degree, by
+ the time we reached the office. Already on our road thither some parties
+ had passed us who were conversing with eagerness upon the case: so much we
+ collected from the many and ardent expressions about 'the lady's beauty,'
+ though the rest of such words as we could catch were ill calculated to
+ relieve my suspense. This, then, at least, was certain&mdash;that my poor
+ timid Agnes had already been exhibited before a tumultuous crowd; that her
+ name and reputation had gone forth as a subject of discussion for the
+ public; and that the domestic seclusion and privacy within which it was
+ her matronly privilege to move had already undergone a rude violation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The office, and all the purlieus of the office, were occupied by a dense
+ crowd. That, perhaps, was always the case, more or less, at this time of
+ day; but at present the crowd was manifestly possessed by a more than
+ ordinary interest; and there was a unity in this possessing interest; all
+ were talking on the same subject, the case in which Agnes had so recently
+ appeared in some character or other; and by this time it became but too
+ certain in the character of an accused person. Pity was the prevailing
+ sentiment amongst the mob; but the opinions varied much as to the probable
+ criminality of the prisoner. I made my way into the office. The presiding
+ magistrates had all retired for the afternoon, and would not reassemble
+ until eight o'clock in the evening. Some clerks only or officers of the
+ court remained, who were too much harassed by applications for various
+ forms and papers connected with the routine of public business, and by
+ other official duties which required signatures or attestations, to find
+ much leisure for answering individual questions. Some, however, listened
+ with a marked air of attention to my earnest request for the
+ circumstantial details of the case, but finally referred me to a vast
+ folio volume, in which were entered all the charges, of whatever nature,
+ involving any serious tendency&mdash;in fact, all that exceeded a
+ misdemeanor&mdash;in the regular chronological succession according to
+ which they came before the magistrate. Here, in this vast calendar of
+ guilt and misery, amidst the <i>aliases</i> or cant designations of
+ ruffians, prostitutes, felons, stood the description, at full length,
+ Christian and surnames all properly registered, of my Agnes&mdash;of her
+ whose very name had always sounded to my ears like the very echo of
+ mountain innocence, purity, and pastoral simplicity. Here in another
+ column stood the name and residence of her accuser. I shall call him <i>Barratt</i>,
+ for that was amongst his names, and a name by which he had at one period
+ of his infamous life been known to the public, though not his principal
+ name, or the one which he had thought fit to assume at this era. James
+ Barratt, then, as I shall here call him, was a haberdasher&mdash;keeping a
+ large and conspicuous shop in a very crowded and what was then considered
+ a fashionable part of the city. The charge was plain and short. Did I live
+ to read it? It accused Agnes M&mdash;&mdash; of having on that morning
+ secreted in her muff, and feloniously carried away, a valuable piece of
+ Mechlin lace, the property of James Barratt. And the result of the first
+ examination was thus communicated in a separate column, written in red ink&mdash;'Remanded
+ to the second day after to-morrow for final examination.' Everything in
+ this sin-polluted register was in manuscript; but at night the records of
+ each day were regularly transferred to a printed journal, enlarged by
+ comments and explanatory descriptions from some one of the clerks, whose
+ province it was to furnish this intelligence to the public journals. On
+ that same night, therefore, would go forth to the world such an account of
+ the case, and such a description of my wife's person, as would inevitably
+ summon to the next exhibition of her misery, as by special invitation and
+ advertisement, the whole world of this vast metropolis&mdash;the idle, the
+ curious, the brutal, the hardened amateur in spectacles of wo, and the
+ benign philanthropist who frequents such scenes with the purpose of
+ carrying alleviation to their afflictions. All alike, whatever might be
+ their motives or the spirit of their actions, would rush (as to some grand
+ festival of curiosity and sentimental luxury) to this public martyrdom of
+ my innocent wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meantime, what was the first thing to be done? Manifestly, to see Agnes:
+ her account of the affair might suggest the steps to be taken. Prudence,
+ therefore, at any rate, prescribed this course; and my heart would not
+ have tolerated any other. I applied, therefore, at once, for information
+ as to the proper mode of effecting this purpose without delay. What was my
+ horror at learning that, by a recent regulation of all the police-offices,
+ under the direction of the public minister who presided over that
+ department of the national administration, no person could be admitted to
+ an interview with any accused party during the progress of the official
+ examinations; or, in fact, until the final committal of the prisoner for
+ trial. This rule was supposed to be attended by great public advantages,
+ and had rarely been relaxed&mdash;never, indeed, without a special
+ interposition of the police minister authorizing its suspension. But was
+ the exclusion absolute and universal? Might not, at least, a female
+ servant, simply as the bearer of such articles as were indispensable to
+ female delicacy and comfort, have access to her mistress? No; the
+ exclusion was total and unconditional. To argue the point was manifestly
+ idle; the subordinate officers had no discretion in the matter; nor, in
+ fact, had any other official person, whatever were his rank, except the
+ supreme one; and to him I neither had any obvious means of introduction,
+ nor (in case of obtaining such an introduction) any chance of success; for
+ the spirit of the rule, I foresaw it would be answered, applied with
+ especial force to cases like the present.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mere human feelings of pity, sympathy with my too visible agitation,
+ superadded to something of perhaps reverence for the blighting misery that
+ was now opening its artillery upon me&mdash;for misery has a privilege,
+ and everywhere is felt to be a holy thing&mdash;had combined to procure
+ for me some attention and some indulgence hitherto. Answers had been given
+ with precision, explanations made at length, and anxiety shown to satisfy
+ my inquiries. But this could not last; the inexorable necessities of
+ public business coming back in a torrent upon the official people after
+ this momentary interruption, forbade them to indulge any further
+ consideration for an individual case, and I saw that I must not stay any
+ longer. I was rapidly coming to be regarded as a hinderance to the
+ movement of public affairs; and the recollection that I might again have
+ occasion for some appeal to these men in their official characters,
+ admonished me not to abuse my privilege of the moment. After returning
+ thanks, therefore, for the disposition shown to oblige me, I retired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Slowly did I and Hannah retrace our steps. Hannah sustained, in the tone
+ of her spirits, by the extremity of her anger, a mood of feeling which I
+ did not share. Indignation was to her in the stead of consolation and
+ hope. I, for my part, could not seek even a momentary shelter from my
+ tempestuous affliction in that temper of mind. The man who could accuse my
+ Agnes, and accuse her of such a crime, I felt to be a monster; and in my
+ thoughts he was already doomed to a bloody atonement (atonement! alas!
+ what atonement!) whenever the time arrived that <i>her</i> cause would not
+ be prejudiced, or the current of public feeling made to turn in his favor
+ by investing him with the semblance of an injured or suffering person. So
+ much was settled in my thoughts with the stern serenity of a decree
+ issuing from a judgment-seat. But that gave no relief, no shadow of
+ relief, to the misery which was now consuming me. Here was an end, in one
+ hour, to the happiness of a life. In one hour it had given way, root and
+ branch&mdash;had melted like so much frost-work, or a pageant of vapory
+ exhalations. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, and yet for ever and
+ ever, I comprehended the total ruin of my situation. The case, as others
+ might think, was yet in suspense; and there was room enough for very
+ rational hopes, especially where there was an absolute certainty of
+ innocence. Total freedom from all doubt on that point seemed to justify
+ almost more than hopes. This might be said, and most people would have
+ been more or less consoled by it. I was not. I felt as certain, as
+ irredeemably, as hopelessly certain of the final results as though I had
+ seen the record in the books of Heaven. 'Hope nothing,' I said to myself;
+ 'think not of hope in this world, but think only how best to walk
+ steadily, and not to reel like a creature wanting discourse of reason, or
+ incapable of religious hopes under the burden which it has pleased God to
+ impose, and which in this life cannot be shaken off. The countenance of
+ man is made to look upward and to the skies. Thither also point
+ henceforwards your heart and your thoughts. Never again let your thoughts
+ travel earthwards. Settle them on the heavens, to which your Agnes is
+ already summoned. The call is clear, and not to be mistaken. Little in <i>her</i>
+ fate now depends upon you, or upon anything that man can do. Look,
+ therefore, to yourself; see that you make not shipwreck of your heavenly
+ freight because your earthly freight is lost; and miss not, by any acts of
+ wild and presumptuous despair, that final reunion with your Agnes, which
+ can only be descried through vistas that open through the heavens.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such were the thoughts, thoughts often made audible, which came
+ spontaneously like oracles from afar, as I strode homewards with Hannah by
+ my side. Her, meantime, I seemed to hear; for at times I seemed and I
+ intended to answer her. But answer her I did not; for not ten words of all
+ that she said did I really and consciously hear. How I went through that
+ night is more entirely a blank in my memory, more entirely a chapter of
+ chaos and the confusion of chaos, than any other passage the most
+ impressive in my life. If I even slumbered for a moment, as at intervals I
+ did sometimes, though never sitting down, but standing or pacing about
+ throughout the night, and if in this way I attained a momentary respite
+ from self-consciousness, no sooner had I reached this enviable state of
+ oblivion, than some internal sting of irritation <i>as</i> rapidly
+ dispersed the whole fickle fabric of sleep; and as if the momentary trance&mdash;this
+ fugitive beguilement of my wo&mdash;had been conceded by a demon's subtle
+ malice only with the purpose of barbing the pang, by thus forcing it into
+ a stronger relief through the insidious peace preceding it. It is a well
+ known and most familiar experience to all the sons and daughters of
+ affliction, that under no circumstances is the piercing, lancinating
+ torment of a recent calamity felt so keenly as in the first moments of
+ awaking in the morning from the night's slumbers. Just at the very instant
+ when the clouds of sleep, and the whole fantastic illusions of dreaminess
+ are dispersing, just as the realities of life are re-assuming their
+ steadfast forms&mdash;re-shaping themselves&mdash;and settling anew into
+ those fixed relations which they are to preserve throughout the waking
+ hours; in that particular crisis of transition from the unreal to the
+ real, the wo which besieges the brain and the life-springs at the heart
+ rushes in afresh amongst the other crowd of realities, and has at the
+ moment of restoration literally the force and liveliness of a new birth&mdash;the
+ very same pang, and no whit feebler, as that which belonged to it when it
+ was first made known. From the total hush of oblivion which had buried it
+ and sealed it up, as it were, during the sleeping hours, it starts into
+ sudden life on our first awaking, and is to all intents and purposes a new
+ and not an old affliction&mdash;one which brings with it the old original
+ shock which attended its first annunciation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That night&mdash;that first night of separation from my wife&mdash;<i>how</i>
+ it passed, I know not; I know only <i>that</i> it passed, I being in our
+ common bed-chamber, that holiest of all temples that are consecrated to
+ human attachments, whenever the heart is pure of man and woman, and the
+ love is strong&mdash;I being in that bedchamber, once the temple now the
+ sepulchre of our happiness,&mdash;I there, and my wife&mdash;my innocent
+ wife&mdash;in a dungeon. As the morning light began to break, somebody
+ knocked at the door; it was Hannah: she took my hand&mdash;misery levels
+ all feeble distinctions of station, sex, age&mdash;she noticed my
+ excessive feverishness, and gravely remonstrated with me upon the
+ necessity there was that I should maintain as much health as possible for
+ the sake of 'others,' if not for myself. She then brought me some tea,
+ which refreshed me greatly; for I had tasted nothing at all beyond a
+ little water since the preceding morning's breakfast. This refreshment
+ seemed to relax and thaw the stiff frozen state of cheerless, rayless
+ despair in which I had passed the night; I became susceptible of
+ consolation&mdash;that consolation which lies involved in kindness and
+ gentleness of manner&mdash;if not susceptible more than before of any
+ positive hope. I sat down; and, having no witnesses to my weakness but
+ this kind and faithful woman, I wept, and I found a relief in tears; and
+ she, with the ready sympathy of woman, wept along with me. All at once she
+ ventured upon the circumstances (so far as she had been able to collect
+ them from the reports of those who had been present at the examination) of
+ our calamity. There was little indeed either to excite or to gratify any
+ interest or curiosity separate from the <i>personal</i> interest
+ inevitably connected with a case to which there were two such parties as a
+ brutal, sensual, degraded ruffian, on one side in character of accuser,
+ and on the other as defendant, a meek angel of a woman, timid and fainting
+ from the horrors of her situation, and under the licentious gaze of the
+ crowd&mdash;yet, at the same time, bold in conscious innocence, and in the
+ very teeth of the suspicions which beset her, winning the good opinion, as
+ well as the good wishes of all who saw her. There had been at this first
+ examination little for her to say beyond the assigning her name, age, and
+ place of abode; and here it was fortunate that her own excellent good
+ sense concurred with her perfect integrity and intuitive hatred of all
+ indirect or crooked courses in prompting her to an undisguised statement
+ of the simple truth, without a momentary hesitation or attempt either at
+ evasion or suppression. With equally good intentions in similar situations
+ many a woman has seriously injured her cause by slight evasions of the
+ entire truth, where nevertheless her only purpose has been the natural and
+ ingenuous one of seeking to save the reputation untainted of a name which
+ she felt to have been confided to her keeping. The purpose was an
+ honorable one, but erroneously pursued. Agnes fell into no such error. She
+ answered calmly, simply, and truly, to every question put by the
+ magistrates; and beyond <i>that</i> there was little opportunity for her
+ to speak; the whole business of this preliminary examination being
+ confined to the deposition of the accuser as to the circumstances under
+ which he alleged the act of felonious appropriation to have taken place.
+ These circumstances were perfectly uninteresting, considered in
+ themselves; but amongst them was one which to us had the most shocking
+ interest, from the absolute proof thus furnished of a deep-laid plot
+ against Agnes. But for this one circumstance there would have been a
+ possibility that the whole had originated in error&mdash;error growing out
+ of and acting upon a nature originally suspicious, and confirmed perhaps
+ by an unfortunate experience. And in proportion as that was possible, the
+ chances increased that the accuser might, as the examinations advanced,
+ and the winning character of the accused party began to develop itself,
+ begin to see his error, and to retract his own over-hasty suspicions. But
+ now we saw at a glance that for this hope there was no countenance
+ whatever, since one solitary circumstance sufficed to establish a
+ conspiracy. The deposition bore&mdash;that the lace had been secreted and
+ afterwards detected in a muff; now it was a fact as well known to both of
+ us as the fact of Agnes having gone out at all&mdash;that she had laid
+ aside her winter's dress for the first time on this genial sunny day. Muff
+ she had not at the time, nor could have had appropriately from the style
+ of her costume in other respects. What was the effect upon us of this
+ remarkable discovery! Of course there died at once the hope of any
+ abandonment by the prosecutor of his purpose; because here was proof of a
+ predetermined plot. This hope died at once; but then, as it was one which
+ never had presented itself to my mind, I lost nothing by which I had ever
+ been solaced. On the other hand, it will be obvious that a new hope at the
+ same time arose to take its place, viz., the reasonable one that by this
+ single detection, if once established, we might raise a strong presumption
+ of conspiracy, and moreover that, as a leading fact or clue, it might
+ serve to guide us in detecting others. Hannah was sanguine in this
+ expectation; and for a moment her hopes were contagiously exciting to
+ mine. But the hideous despondency which in my mind had settled upon the
+ whole affair from the very first, the superstitious presentiment I had of
+ a total blight brooding over the entire harvest of my life and its
+ promises, (tracing itself originally, I am almost ashamed to own, up to
+ that prediction of the Hungarian woman)&mdash;denied me steady light,
+ anything&mdash;all in short but a wandering ray of hope. It was right, of
+ course, nay, indispensable, that the circumstance of the muff should be
+ strongly insisted upon at the next examination, pressed against the
+ prosecutor, and sifted to the uttermost. An able lawyer would turn this to
+ a triumphant account; and it would be admirable as a means of pre-engaging
+ the good opinion as well as the sympathies of the public in behalf of the
+ prisoner. But, for its final effect&mdash;my conviction remained, not to
+ be shaken, that all would be useless; that our doom had gone forth, and
+ was irrevocable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let me not linger too much over those sad times. Morning came on as usual;
+ for it is strange, but true, that to the very wretched it seems wonderful
+ that times and seasons should keep their appointed courses in the midst of
+ such mighty overthrows, and such interruption to the courses of their own
+ wonted happiness and their habitual expectations. Why should morning and
+ night, why should all movements in the natural world be so regular, whilst
+ in the moral world all is so irregular and anomalous? Yet the sun and the
+ moon rise and set as usual upon the mightiest revolutions of empire and of
+ worldly fortune that this planet ever beholds; and it is sometimes even a
+ comfort to know that this will be the case. A great criminal, sentenced to
+ an agonizing punishment, has derived a fortitude and a consolation from
+ recollecting that the day would run its inevitable course&mdash;that a day
+ after all was <i>but</i> a day&mdash;that the mighty wheel of alternate
+ light and darkness must and would revolve&mdash;and that the evening star
+ would rise as usual, and shine with its untroubled lustre upon the dust
+ and ashes of what <i>had</i> indeed suffered, and so recently, the most
+ bitter pangs, but would then have ceased to suffer. 'La Journée,' said
+ Damien,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'La journée sera dure, mais elle se passera.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ '&mdash;&mdash;<i>Se passera</i>:' yes, that is true, I whispered to
+ myself; my day also, my season of trial will be hard to bear; but that
+ also will have an end; that also '<i>se passera</i>.' Thus I talked or
+ thought so long as I thought at all; for the hour was now rapidly
+ approaching, when thinking in any shape would for some time be at an end
+ for me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That day, as the morning advanced, I went again, accompanied by Hannah, to
+ the police court and to the prison&mdash;a vast, ancient, in parts
+ ruinous, and most gloomy pile of building. In those days the
+ administration of justice was, if not more corrupt, certainly in its
+ inferior departments by far more careless than it is at present, and
+ liable to thousands of interruptions and mal-practices, supporting
+ themselves upon old traditionary usages which required at least half a
+ century, and the shattering everywhere given to old systems by the French
+ Revolution, together with the universal energy of mind applied to those
+ subjects over the whole length and breadth of Christendom, to approach
+ with any effectual reforms. Knowing this, and having myself had direct
+ personal cognisance of various cases in which bribery had been applied
+ with success, I was not without considerable hope that perhaps Hannah and
+ myself might avail ourselves of this irregular passport through the gates
+ of the prison. And, had the new regulation been of somewhat longer
+ standing, there is little doubt that I should have been found right;
+ unfortunately, as yet it had all the freshness of newborn vigor, and kept
+ itself in remembrance by the singular irritation it excited. Besides this,
+ it was a pet novelty of one particular minister, new to the possession of
+ power, anxious to distinguish himself, proud of his creative functions
+ within the range of his office, and very sensitively jealous on the point
+ of opposition to his mandates. Vain, therefore, on this day were all my
+ efforts to corrupt the jailers; and, in fact, anticipating a time when I
+ might have occasion to corrupt some of them for a more important purpose
+ and on a larger scale, I did not think it prudent to proclaim my character
+ beforehand as one who tampered with such means, and thus to arm against
+ myself those jealousies in official people, which it was so peculiarly
+ important that I should keep asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All that day, however, I lingered about the avenues and vast courts in the
+ precincts of the prison, and near one particular wing of the building,
+ which had been pointed out to me by a jailer as the section allotted to
+ those who were in the situation of Agnes; that is, waiting their final
+ commitment for trial. The building generally he could indicate with
+ certainty, but he professed himself unable to indicate the particular part
+ of it which 'the young woman brought in on the day previous' would be
+ likely to occupy; consequently he could not point out the window from
+ which her cell (her '<i>cell</i>!' what a word!) would be lighted. 'But,
+ master,' he went on to say, 'I would advise nobody to try that game.' He
+ looked with an air so significant, and at the same time used a gesture so
+ indicative of private understanding, that I at once apprehended his
+ meaning, and assured him that he had altogether misconstrued my drift;
+ that, as to attempts at escape, or at any mode of communicating with the
+ prisoner from the outside, I trusted all <i>that</i> was perfectly
+ needless; and that at any rate in my eyes it was perfectly hopeless.
+ 'Well, master,' he replied, 'that's neither here nor there. You've come
+ down handsomely, that I <i>will</i> say; and where a gentleman acts like a
+ gentleman, and behaves himself as such, I'm not the man to go and split
+ upon him for a word. To be sure it's quite nat'ral that a gentleman&mdash;put
+ case that a young woman is his fancy woman&mdash;it's nothing but nat'ral
+ that he should want to get her out of such an old rat-hole as this, where
+ many's the fine-timbered creature, both he and she, that has lain to rot,
+ and has never got out of the old trap at all, first or last'&mdash;&mdash;'How
+ so?' I interrupted him; 'surely they don't detain the corpses of
+ prisoners?' 'Ay, but mind you&mdash;put case that he or that she should
+ die in this rat-trap before sentence is past, why then the prison counts
+ them as its own children, and buries them in its own chapel&mdash;that old
+ stack of pigeon-holes that you see up yonder to the right hand.' So then,
+ after all, thought I, if my poor Agnes should, in her desolation and
+ solitary confinement to these wretched walls, find her frail strength give
+ way&mdash;should the moral horrors of her situation work their natural
+ effect upon her health, and she should chance to die within this dungeon,
+ here within this same dungeon will she lie to the resurrection, and in
+ that case her prison-doors have already closed upon her for ever. The man,
+ who perhaps had some rough kindness in his nature, though tainted by the
+ mercenary feelings too inevitably belonging to his situation, seemed to
+ guess at the character of my ruminations by the change of my countenance,
+ for he expressed some pity for my being 'in so much trouble;' and it
+ seemed to increase his respect for me that this trouble should be directed
+ to the case of a woman, for he appeared to have a manly sense of the
+ peculiar appeal made to the honor and gallantry of man, by the mere
+ general fact of the feebleness and the dependence of woman. I looked at
+ him more attentively in consequence of the feeling tone in which he now
+ spoke, and was surprised that I had not more particularly noticed him
+ before; he was a fine looking, youngish man, with a bold Robin-hood style
+ of figure and appearance; and, morally speaking, he was absolutely
+ transfigured to my eyes by the effect worked upon him for the moment,
+ through the simple calling up of his better nature. However, he recurred
+ to his cautions about the peril in a legal sense of tampering with the
+ windows, bolts, and bars of the old decaying prison; which, in fact,
+ precisely according to the degree in which its absolute power over its
+ prisoners was annually growing less and less, grew more and more jealous
+ of its own reputation, and punished the attempts to break loose with the
+ more severity, in exact proportion as they were the more tempting by the
+ chances of success. I persisted in disowning any schemes of the sort, and
+ especially upon the ground of their hopelessness. But this, on the other
+ hand, was a ground that in his inner thoughts he treated with scorn; and I
+ could easily see that, with a little skilful management of opportunity, I
+ might, upon occasion, draw from him all the secrets he knew as to the
+ special points of infirmity in this old ruinous building. For the present,
+ and until it should certainly appear that there was some use to be derived
+ from this species of knowledge, I forbore to raise superfluous suspicions
+ by availing myself further of his communicative disposition. Taking,
+ however, the precaution of securing his name, together with his particular
+ office and designation in the prison, I parted from him as if to go home,
+ but in fact to resume my sad roamings up and down the precincts of the
+ jail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What made these precincts much larger than otherwise they would have been,
+ was the circumstance that, by a usage derived from older days, both
+ criminal prisoners and those who were prisoners for debt, equally fell
+ under the custody of this huge caravanserai for the indifferent reception
+ of crime, of misdemeanor, and of misfortune. And those who came under the
+ two first titles, were lodged here through all stages of their connection
+ with public justice; alike when mere objects of vague suspicion to the
+ police, when under examination upon a specific charge, when fully
+ committed for trial, when convicted and under sentence, awaiting the
+ execution of that sentence, and, in a large proportion of cases, even
+ through their final stage of punishment, when it happened to be of any
+ nature compatible with in-door confinement. Hence it arose that the number
+ of those who haunted the prison gates, with or without a title to
+ admission, was enormous; all the relatives, or more properly the
+ acquaintances and connections of the criminal population within the
+ prison, being swelled by all the families of needy debtors who came daily,
+ either to offer the consolation of their society, or to diminish their
+ common expenditure by uniting their slender establishments. One of the
+ rules applied to the management of this vast multitude that were every day
+ candidates for admission was, that to save the endless trouble as well as
+ risk, perhaps, of opening and shutting the main gates to every successive
+ arrival, periodic intervals were fixed for the admission by wholesale; and
+ as these periods came round every two hours, it would happen at many parts
+ of the day that vast crowds accumulated waiting for the next opening of
+ the gate. These crowds were assembled in two or three large outer courts,
+ in which also were many stalls and booths, kept there upon some local
+ privilege of ancient inheritance, or upon some other plea made good by
+ gifts or bribes&mdash;some by Jews and others by Christians, perhaps
+ equally Jewish. Superadded to these stationary elements of this
+ miscellaneous population, were others drawn thither by pure motives of
+ curiosity, so that altogether an almost permanent mob was gathered
+ together in these courts; and amid this mob it was,&mdash;from I know not
+ what definite motive, partly because I thought it probable that amongst
+ these people I should hear the cause of Agnes peculiarly the subject of
+ conversation; and so, in fact, it did really happen,&mdash;but partly, and
+ even more, I believe, because I now awfully began to shrink from solitude.
+ Tumult I must have, and distraction of thought. Amid this mob, I say, it
+ was that I passed two days. Feverish I had been from the first&mdash;and
+ from bad to worse, in such a case, was, at any rate, a natural progress;
+ but, perhaps, also amongst this crowd of the poor, the abjectly wretched,
+ the ill-fed, the desponding, and the dissolute, there might be very
+ naturally a larger body of contagion lurking than according to their mere
+ numerical expectations. There was at that season a very extensive
+ depopulation going on in some quarters of this great metropolis, and in
+ other cities of the same empire, by means of a very malignant typhus. This
+ fever is supposed to be the peculiar product of jails; and though it had
+ not as yet been felt as a scourge and devastator of this particular jail,
+ or at least the consequent mortality had been hitherto kept down to a
+ moderate amount, yet it was highly probable that a certain quantity of
+ contagion, much beyond the proportion of other popular assemblages less
+ uniformly wretched in their composition, was here to be found all day
+ long; and doubtless my excited state, and irritable habit of body, had
+ offered a peculiar predisposition that favored the rapid development of
+ this contagion. However this might be, the result was, that on the evening
+ of the second day which I spent in haunting the purlieus of the prison,
+ (consequently the night preceding the second public examination of Agnes,)
+ I was attacked by ardent fever in such unmitigated fury, that before
+ morning I had lost all command of my intellectual faculties. For some
+ weeks I became a pitiable maniac, and in every sense the wreck of my
+ former self; and seven entire weeks, together with the better half of an
+ eighth week, had passed over my head whilst I lay unconscious of time and
+ its dreadful freight of events, excepting in so far as my disordered
+ brain, by its fantastic coinages, created endless mimicries and mockeries
+ of these events&mdash;less substantial, but oftentimes less afflicting, or
+ less agitating. It would have been well for me had my destiny decided that
+ I was not to be recalled to this world of wo. But I had no such happiness
+ in store. I recovered, and through twenty and eight years my groans have
+ recorded the sorrow I feel that I did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I shall not rehearse circumstantially, and point by point, the sad
+ unfolding, as it proceeded through successive revelations to me, of all
+ which had happened during my state of physical incapacity. When I first
+ became aware that my wandering senses had returned to me, and knew, by the
+ cessation of all throbbings, and the unutterable pains that had so long
+ possessed my brain, that I was now returning from the gates of death, a
+ sad confusion assailed me as to some indefinite cloud of evil that had
+ been hovering over me at the time when I first fell into a state of
+ insensibility. For a time I struggled vainly to recover the lost
+ connection of my thoughts, and I endeavored ineffectually to address
+ myself to sleep. I opened my eyes, but found the glare of light painful
+ beyond measure. Strength, however, it seemed to me that I had, and more
+ than enough, to raise myself out of bed. I made the attempt, but fell
+ back, almost giddy with the effort. At the sound of the disturbance which
+ I had thus made, a woman whom I did not know came from behind a curtain,
+ and spoke to me. Shrinking from any communication with a stranger,
+ especially one whose discretion I could not estimate in making discoveries
+ to me with the requisite caution, I asked her simply what o'clock it was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Eleven in the forenoon,' she replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'And what day of the month?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'The second,' was her brief answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I felt almost a sense of shame in adding&mdash;; 'The second! but of what
+ month?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Of June,' was the startling rejoinder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the 8th of April I had fallen ill, and it was now actually the 2d of
+ June. Oh! sickening calculation! revolting register of hours! for in that
+ same moment which brought back this one recollection, perhaps by steadying
+ my brain, rushed back in a torrent all the other dreadful remembrances of
+ the period, and now the more so, because, though the event was still
+ uncertain as regarded my knowledge, it must have become dreadfully certain
+ as regarded the facts of the case, and the happiness of all who were
+ concerned. Alas! one little circumstance too painfully assured me that
+ this event had not been a happy one. Had Agnes been restored to her
+ liberty and her home, where would she have been found but watching at my
+ bed-side? That too certainly I knew, and the inference was too bitter to
+ support.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On this same day, some hours afterwards, upon Hannah's return from the
+ city, I received from her, and heard with perfect calmness, the whole sum
+ of evil which awaited me. Little Francis&mdash;she took up her tale at
+ that point&mdash;'was with God:' so she expressed herself. He had died of
+ the same fever which had attacked me&mdash;had died and been buried nearly
+ five weeks before. Too probably he had caught the infection from me.
+ Almost&mdash;such are the caprices of human feeling&mdash;almost I could
+ have rejoiced that this young memorial of my vanished happiness had
+ vanished also. It gave me a pang, nevertheless, that the grave should thus
+ have closed upon him before I had seen his fair little face again. But I
+ steeled my heart to hear worse things than this. Next she went on to
+ inform me that already, on the first or second day of our calamity, she
+ had taken upon herself, without waiting for authority, on observing the
+ rapid approaches of illness in me, and arguing the state of helplessness
+ which would follow, to write off at once a summons in the most urgent
+ terms to the brother of my wife. This gentleman, whom I shall call
+ Pierpoint, was a high-spirited, generous young man as I have ever known.
+ When I say that he was a sportsman, that at one season of the year he did
+ little else than pursue his darling amusement of fox-hunting, for which
+ indeed he had almost a maniacal passion&mdash;saying this, I shall already
+ have prejudged him in the opinions of many, who fancy all such persons the
+ slaves of corporeal enjoyments. But, with submission, the truth lies the
+ other way. According to my experience, people of these habits have their
+ bodies more than usually under their command, as being subdued by severe
+ exercise; and their minds, neither better nor worse on an average than
+ those of their neighbors, are more available from being so much more
+ rarely clogged by morbid habits in that uneasy yoke-fellow of the
+ intellectual part&mdash;the body. He at all events was a man to justify in
+ his own person this way of thinking; for he was a man not only of sound,
+ but even of bold and energetic intellect, and in all moral respects one
+ whom any man might feel proud to call his friend. This young man,
+ Pierpoint, without delay obeyed the summons; and on being made acquainted
+ with what had already passed, the first step he took was to call upon
+ Barratt, and without further question than what might ascertain his
+ identity, he proceeded to inflict upon him a severe horsewhipping. A worse
+ step on his sister's account he could not have taken. Previously to this
+ the popular feeling had run strongly against Barratt, but now its unity
+ was broken. A new element was introduced into the question: Democratic
+ feelings were armed against this outrage; gentlemen and nobles, it was
+ said, thought themselves not amenable to justice; and again, the majesty
+ of the law was offended at this intrusion upon an affair already under
+ solemn course of adjudication. Everything, however, passes away under the
+ healing hand of time, and this also faded from the public mind. People
+ remembered also that he was a brother, and in that character, at any rate,
+ had a right to some allowances for his intemperance; and what quickened
+ the oblivion of the affair was, which in itself was sufficiently strange,
+ that Barratt did not revive the case in the public mind by seeking legal
+ reparation for his injuries. It was, however, still matter of regret that
+ Pierpoint should have indulged himself in this movement of passion, since
+ undoubtedly it broke and disturbed the else uniform stream of public
+ indignation, by investing the original aggressor with something like the
+ character of an injured person; and therefore with some set-off to plead
+ against his own wantonness of malice;&mdash;his malice might now assume
+ the nobler aspect of revenge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus far, in reporting the circumstances, Hannah had dallied&mdash;thus
+ far I had rejoiced that she dallied, with the main burden of the wo; but
+ now there remained nothing to dally with any longer&mdash;and she rushed
+ along in her narrative, hurrying to tell&mdash;I hurrying to hear. A
+ second, a third examination had ensued, then a final committal&mdash;all
+ this within a week. By that time all the world was agitated with the case;
+ literally not the city only, vast as that city was, but the nation was
+ convulsed and divided into parties upon the question, Whether the
+ prosecution were one of mere malice or not? The very government of the
+ land was reported to be equally interested, and almost equally divided in
+ opinion. In this state of public feeling came the trial. Image to
+ yourself, oh reader, whosoever you are, the intensity of the excitement
+ which by that time had arisen in all people to be spectators of the scene&mdash;then
+ image to yourself the effect of all this, a perfect consciousness that in
+ herself as a centre was settled the whole mighty interest of the
+ exhibition&mdash;that interest again of so dubious and mixed a character&mdash;sympathy
+ in some with mere misfortune&mdash;sympathy in others with female frailty
+ and guilt, not perhaps founded upon an absolute unwavering belief in her
+ innocence, even amongst those who were most loud and positive as partisans
+ in affirming it,&mdash;and then remember that all this hideous scenical
+ display and notoriety settled upon one whose very nature, constitutionally
+ timid, recoiled with the triple agony of womanly shame&mdash;of matronly
+ dignity&mdash;of insulted innocence, from every mode and shape of public
+ display. Combine all these circumstances and elements of the case, and you
+ may faintly enter into the situation of my poor Agnes. Perhaps the best
+ way to express it at once is by recurring to the case of a young female
+ Christian martyr, in the early ages of Christianity, exposed in the bloody
+ amphitheatre of Rome or Verona, to 'fight with wild beasts,' as it was
+ expressed in mockery&mdash;she to fight the lamb to fight with lions! But
+ in reality the young martyr <i>had</i> a fight to maintain, and a fight
+ (in contempt of that cruel mockery) fiercer than the fiercest of her
+ persecutors could have faced perhaps&mdash;the combat with the instincts
+ of her own shrinking, trembling, fainting nature. Such a fight had my
+ Agnes to maintain; and at that time there was a large party of gentlemen
+ in whom the gentlemanly instinct was predominant, and who felt so
+ powerfully the cruel indignities of her situation, that they made a public
+ appeal in her behalf. One thing, and a strong one, which they said, was
+ this:&mdash;'We all talk and move in this case as if, because the question
+ appears doubtful to some people, and the accused party to some people
+ wears a doubtful character, it would follow that she therefore had in
+ reality a mixed character composed in joint proportions of the best and
+ the worst that is imputed to her. But let us not forget that this mixed
+ character belongs not to her, but to the infirmity of our human judgments&mdash;<i>they</i>
+ are mixed&mdash;<i>they</i> are dubious&mdash;but she is not&mdash;she is,
+ or she is not, guilty&mdash;there is no middle case&mdash;and let us
+ consider for a single moment, that if this young lady (as many among us
+ heartily believe) <i>is</i> innocent, then and upon that supposition let
+ us consider how cruel we should all think the public exposure which
+ aggravates the other injuries (as in that case they must be thought) to
+ which her situation exposes her.' They went on to make some suggestions
+ for the officers of the court in preparing the arrangements for the trial,
+ and some also for the guidance of the audience, which showed the same
+ generous anxiety for sparing the feelings of the prisoner. If these did
+ not wholly succeed in repressing the open avowal of coarse and brutal
+ curiosity amongst the intensely vulgar, at least they availed to diffuse
+ amongst the neutral and indifferent part of the public a sentiment of
+ respect and forbearance which, emanating from high quarters, had a very
+ extensive influence upon most of what met the eye or the ear of my poor
+ wife. She, on the day of trial, was supported by her brother; and by that
+ time she needed support indeed. I was reported to be dying; her little son
+ was dead; neither had she been allowed to see him. Perhaps these things,
+ by weaning her from all further care about life, might have found their
+ natural effect in making her indifferent to the course of the trial, or
+ even to its issue. And so, perhaps, in the main, they did. But at times
+ some lingering sense of outraged dignity, some fitful gleams of old
+ sympathies, 'the hectic of a moment,' came back upon her, and prevailed
+ over the deadening stupor of her grief. Then she shone for a moment into a
+ starry light&mdash;sweet and woful to remember. Then&mdash;&mdash;but why
+ linger? I hurry to the close: she was pronounced guilty; whether by a jury
+ or a bench of judges, I do not say&mdash;having determined, from the
+ beginning, to give no hint of the land in which all these events happened;
+ neither is that of the slightest consequence. Guilty she was pronounced:
+ but sentence at that time was deferred. Ask me not, I beseech you, about
+ the muff or other circumstances inconsistent with the hostile evidence.
+ These circumstances had the testimony, you will observe, of my own
+ servants only; nay, as it turned out, of one servant exclusively: <i>that</i>
+ naturally diminished their value. And, on the other side, evidence was
+ arrayed, perjury was suborned, that would have wrecked a wilderness of
+ simple truth trusting to its own unaided forces. What followed? Did this
+ judgment of the court settle the opinion of the public? Opinion of the
+ public! Did it settle the winds? Did it settle the motion of the Atlantic?
+ Wilder, fiercer, and louder grew the cry against the wretched accuser:
+ mighty had been the power over the vast audience of the dignity, the
+ affliction, the perfect simplicity, and the Madonna beauty of the
+ prisoner. That beauty so childlike, and at the same time so saintly, made,
+ besides, so touching in its pathos by means of the abandonment&mdash;the
+ careless abandonment and the infinite desolation of her air and manner&mdash;would
+ of itself, and without further aid, have made many converts. Much more was
+ done by the simplicity of her statements, and the indifference with which
+ she neglected to improve any strong points in her own favor&mdash;the
+ indifference, as every heart perceived, of despairing grief. Then came the
+ manners on the hostile side&mdash;the haggard consciousness of guilt, the
+ drooping tone, the bravado and fierce strut which sought to dissemble all
+ this. Not one amongst all the witnesses, assembled on that side, had (by
+ all agreement) the bold natural tone of conscious uprightness. Hence it
+ could not be surprising that the storm of popular opinion made itself
+ heard with a louder and a louder sound. The government itself began to be
+ disturbed; the ministers of the sovereign were agitated; and, had no
+ menaces been thrown out, it was generally understood that they would have
+ given way to the popular voice, now continually more distinct and
+ clamorous. In the midst of all this tumult, obscure murmurs began to arise
+ that Barratt had practised the same or similar villanies in former
+ instances. One case in particular was beginning to be whispered about,
+ which at once threw a light upon the whole affair: it was the case of a
+ young and very beautiful married woman, who had been on the very brink of
+ a catastrophe such as had befallen my own wife, when some seasonable
+ interference, of what nature was not known, had critically delivered her.
+ This case arose 'like a little cloud no bigger than a man's hand,' then
+ spread and threatened to burst in tempest upon the public mind, when all
+ at once, more suddenly even than it had arisen, it was hushed up, or in
+ some way disappeared. But a trifling circumstance made it possible to
+ trace this case:&mdash;in after times, when means offered, but
+ unfortunately no particular purpose of good, nor any purpose, in fact,
+ beyond that of curiosity, it <i>was</i> traced; and enough was soon
+ ascertained to have blown to fragments any possible conspiracy emanating
+ from this Barratt, had that been of any further importance. However, in
+ spite of all that money or art could effect, a sullen growl continued to
+ be heard amongst the populace of villanies many and profound that had been
+ effected or attempted by this Barratt; and accordingly, much in the same
+ way as was many years afterwards practised in London, when a hosier had
+ caused several young people to be prosecuted to death for passing forged
+ bank-notes, the wrath of the people showed itself in marking the shop for
+ vengeance upon any favorable occasion offering through fire or riots, and
+ in the mean time in deserting it. These things had been going on for some
+ time when I awoke from my long delirium; but the effect they had produced
+ upon a weak and obstinate and haughty government, or at least upon the
+ weak and obstinate and haughty member of the government who presided in
+ the police administration, was, to confirm and rivet the line of conduct
+ which had been made the object of popular denunciation. More
+ energetically, more scornfully, to express that determination of flying in
+ the face of public opinion and censure, four days before my awakening,
+ Agnes had been brought up to receive her sentence. On that same day (nay,
+ it was said in that same hour,) petitions, very numerously signed, and
+ various petitions from different ranks, different ages, different sexes,
+ were carried up to the throne, praying, upon manifold grounds, but all
+ noticing the extreme doubtfulness of the case, for an unconditional
+ pardon. By whose advice or influence, it was guessed easily, though never
+ exactly ascertained, these petitions were unanimously, almost
+ contemptuously rejected. And to express the contempt of public opinion as
+ powerfully as possible, Agnes was sentenced by the court, reassembled in
+ full pomp, order, and ceremonial costume, to a punishment the severest
+ that the laws allowed&mdash;viz. hard labor for ten years. The people
+ raged more than ever; threats public and private were conveyed to the ears
+ of the minister chiefly concerned in the responsibility, and who had
+ indeed, by empty and ostentatious talking, assumed that responsibility to
+ himself in a way that was perfectly needless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus stood matters when I awoke to consciousness: and this was the fatal
+ journal of the interval&mdash;interval so long as measured by my fierce
+ calendar of delirium&mdash;so brief measured by the huge circuit of events
+ which it embraced, and their mightiness for evil. Wrath, wrath
+ immeasurable, unimaginable, unmitigable, burned at my heart like a cancer.
+ The worst had come. And the thing which kills a man for action&mdash;the
+ living in two climates at once&mdash;a torrid and a frigid zone&mdash;of
+ hope and fear&mdash;that was past. Weak&mdash;suppose I were for the
+ moment: I felt that a day or two might bring back my strength. No
+ miserable tremors of hope <i>now</i> shook my nerves: if they shook from
+ that inevitable rocking of the waters that follows a storm, so much might
+ be pardoned to the infirmity of a nature that could not lay aside its
+ fleshly necessities, nor altogether forego its homage to 'these frail
+ elements,' but which by inspiration already lived within a region where no
+ voices were heard but the spiritual voices of transcendent passions&mdash;of
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Wrongs unrevenged, and insults unredress'd.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Six days from that time I was well&mdash;well and strong. I rose from bed;
+ I bathed; I dressed; dressed as if I were a bridegroom. And that <i>was</i>
+ in fact a great day in my life. I was to see Agnes. Oh! yes: permission
+ had been obtained from the lordly minister that I should see my wife. Is
+ it possible? Can such condescensions exist? Yes: solicitations from
+ ladies, eloquent notes wet with ducal tears, these had won from the
+ thrice-radiant secretary, redolent of roseate attar, a countersign to some
+ order or other, by which I&mdash;yes I&mdash;under license of a fop, and
+ supervision of a jailer&mdash;was to see and for a time to converse with
+ my own wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hour appointed for the first day's interview was eight o'clock in the
+ evening. On the outside of the jail all was summer light and animation.
+ The sports of children in the streets of mighty cities are but sad, and
+ too painfully recall the circumstances of freedom and breezy nature that
+ are not there. But still the pomp of glorious summer, and the presence,
+ 'not to be put by,' of the everlasting light, that is either always
+ present, or always dawning&mdash;these potent elements impregnate the very
+ city life, and the dim reflex of nature which is found at the bottom of
+ well-like streets, with more solemn powers to move and to soothe in
+ summer. I struck upon the prison gates, the first among multitudes waiting
+ to strike. Not because we struck, but because the hour had sounded,
+ suddenly the gate opened; and in we streamed. I, as a visitor for the
+ first time, was immediately distinguished by the jailers, whose glance of
+ the eye is fatally unerring. 'Who was it that I wanted?' At the name a
+ stir of emotion was manifest, even there: the dry bones stirred and moved:
+ the passions outside had long ago passed to the interior of this gloomy
+ prison: and not a man but had his hypothesis on the case; not a man but
+ had almost fought with some comrade (many had literally fought) about the
+ merits of their several opinions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If any man had expected a scene at this reunion, he would have been
+ disappointed. Exhaustion, and the ravages of sorrow, had left to dear
+ Agnes so little power of animation or of action, that her emotions were
+ rather to be guessed at, both for kind and for degree, than directly to
+ have been perceived. She was in fact a sick patient, far gone in an
+ illness that should properly have confined her to bed; and was as much
+ past the power of replying to my frenzied exclamations, as a dying victim
+ of fever of entering upon a strife of argument. In bed, however, she was
+ not. When the door opened she was discovered sitting at a table placed
+ against the opposite wall, her head pillowed upon her arms, and these
+ resting upon the table. Her beautiful long auburn hair had escaped from
+ its confinement, and was floating over the table and her own person. She
+ took no notice of the disturbance made by our entrance, did not turn, did
+ not raise her head, nor make an effort to do so, nor by any sign whatever
+ intimate that she was conscious of our presence, until the turnkey in a
+ respectful tone announced me. Upon that a low groan, or rather a feeble
+ moan, showed that she had become aware of my presence, and relieved me
+ from all apprehension of causing too sudden a shock by taking her in my
+ arms. The turnkey had now retired; we were alone. I knelt by her side,
+ threw my arms about her, and pressed her to my heart. She drooped her head
+ upon my shoulder, and lay for some time like one who slumbered; but, alas!
+ not as she had used to slumber. Her breathing, which had been like that of
+ sinless infancy, was now frightfully short and quick; she seemed not
+ properly to breathe, but to gasp. This, thought I, may be sudden
+ agitation, and in that case she will gradually recover; half an hour will
+ restore her. Wo is me! she did <i>not</i> recover; and internally I said&mdash;she
+ never <i>will</i> recover. The arrows have gone too deep for a frame so
+ exquisite in its sensibility, and already her hours are numbered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this first visit I said nothing to her about the past; <i>that</i>, and
+ the whole extent to which our communications should go, I left rather to
+ her own choice. At the second visit, however, upon some word or other
+ arising which furnished an occasion for touching on this hateful topic, I
+ pressed her, contrary to my own previous intention, for as full an account
+ of the fatal event as she could without a distressing effort communicate.
+ To my surprise she was silent&mdash;gloomily&mdash;almost it might have
+ seemed obstinately silent. A horrid thought came into my mind; could it,
+ might it have been possible that my noble-minded wife, such she had ever
+ seemed to me, was open to temptations of this nature? Could it have been
+ that in some moment of infirmity, when her better angel was away from her
+ side, she had yielded to a sudden impulse of frailty, such as a second
+ moment for consideration would have resisted, but which unhappily had been
+ followed by no such opportunity of retrieval? I had heard of such things.
+ Cases there were in our own times (and not confined to one nation), when
+ irregular impulses of this sort were known to have haunted and besieged
+ natures not otherwise ignoble and base. I ran over some of the names
+ amongst those which were taxed with this propensity. More than one were
+ the names of people in a technical sense held noble. That, nor any other
+ consideration abated my horror. Better, I said, better, (because more
+ compatible with elevation of mind,) better to have committed some bloody
+ act&mdash;some murderous act. Dreadful was the panic I underwent. God
+ pardon the wrong I did; and even now I pray to him&mdash;as though the
+ past thing were a future thing and capable of change&mdash;that he would
+ forbid her for ever to know what was the derogatory thought I had
+ admitted. I sometimes think, by recollecting a momentary blush that
+ suffused her marble countenance,&mdash;I think&mdash;I fear that she might
+ have read what was fighting in my mind. Yet that would admit of another
+ explanation. If she did read the very worst, meek saint! she suffered no
+ complaint or sense of that injury to escape her. It might, however, be
+ that perception, or it might be that fear which roused her to an effort
+ that otherwise had seemed too revolting to undertake. She now rehearsed
+ the whole steps of the affair from first to last; but the only material
+ addition, which her narrative made to that which the trial itself had
+ involved, was the following:&mdash;On two separate occasions previous to
+ the last and fatal one, when she had happened to walk unaccompanied by me
+ in the city, the monster Barratt had met her in the street. He had
+ probably&mdash;and this was, indeed, subsequently ascertained&mdash;at
+ first, and for some time afterwards, mistaken her rank, and had addressed
+ some proposals to her, which, from the suppressed tone of his speaking, or
+ from her own terror and surprise, she had not clearly understood; but
+ enough had reached her alarmed ear to satisfy her that they were of a
+ nature in the last degree licentious and insulting. Terrified and shocked
+ rather than indignant, for she too easily presumed the man to be a maniac,
+ she hurried homewards; and was rejoiced, on first venturing to look round
+ when close to her own gate, to perceive that the man was not following.
+ There, however, she was mistaken; for either on this occasion, or on some
+ other, he had traced her homewards. The last of these rencontres had
+ occurred just three months before the fatal 6th of April; and if, in any
+ one instance, Agnes had departed from the strict line of her duty as a
+ wife, or had shown a defect of judgment, it was at this point&mdash;in not
+ having frankly and fully reported the circumstances to me. On the last of
+ these occasions I had met her at the garden-gate, and had particularly
+ remarked that she seemed agitated; and now, at recalling these incidents,
+ Agnes reminded me that I had noticed that circumstance to herself, and
+ that she had answered me faithfully as to the main fact. It was true she
+ had done so; for she had said that she had just met a lunatic who had
+ alarmed her by fixing his attention upon herself, and speaking to her in a
+ ruffian manner; and it was also true that she did sincerely regard him in
+ that light. This led me at the time to construe the whole affair into a
+ casual collision with some poor maniac escaping from his keepers, and of
+ no future moment, having passed by without present consequences. But had
+ she, instead of thus reporting her own erroneous impression, reported the
+ entire circumstances of the case, I should have given them a very
+ different interpretation. Affection for me, and fear to throw me
+ needlessly into a quarrel with a man of apparently brutal and violent
+ nature&mdash;these considerations, as too often they do with the most
+ upright wives, had operated to check Agnes in the perfect sincerity of her
+ communications. She had told nothing <i>but</i> the truth&mdash;only, and
+ fatally it turned out for us both, she had not told the <i>whole</i>
+ truth. The very suppression, to which she had reconciled herself, under
+ the belief that thus she was providing for my safety and her own
+ consequent happiness, had been the indirect occasion of ruin to both. It
+ was impossible to show displeasure under such circumstances, or under any
+ circumstances, to one whose self-reproaches were at any rate too bitter;
+ but certainly, as a general rule, every conscientious woman should resolve
+ to consider her husband's honor in the first case, and far before all
+ other regards whatsoever; to make this the first, the second, the third
+ law of her conduct, and his personal safety but the fourth or fifth. Yet
+ women, and especially when the interests of children are at stake upon
+ their husbands' safety, rarely indeed are able to take this Roman view of
+ their duties.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To return to the narrative. Agnes had not, nor could have, the most remote
+ suspicion of this Barratt's connection with the shop which he had not
+ accidentally entered; and the sudden appearance of this wretch it was, at
+ the very moment of finding herself charged with so vile and degrading an
+ offence, that contributed most of all to rob her of her natural firmness,
+ by suddenly revealing to her terrified heart the depth of the conspiracy
+ which thus yawned like a gulf below her. And not only had this sudden
+ horror, upon discovering a guilty design in what before had seemed
+ accident, and links uniting remote incidents which else seemed casual and
+ disconnected, greatly disturbed and confused her manner, which confusion
+ again had become more intense upon her own consciousness that she <i>was</i>
+ confused, and that her manner was greatly to her disadvantage; but&mdash;which
+ was the worst effect of all, because the rest could not operate against
+ her, except upon those who were present to witness it, whereas this was
+ noted down and recorded&mdash;so utterly did her confusion strip her of
+ all presence of mind, that she did not consciously notice (and
+ consequently could not protest against at the moment when it was most
+ important to do so, and most natural) the important circumstance of the
+ muff. This capital objection, therefore, though dwelt upon and improved to
+ the utmost at the trial, was looked upon by the judges as an
+ after-thought; and merely because it had not been seized upon by herself,
+ and urged in the first moments of her almost incapacitating terror on
+ finding this amongst the circumstances of the charge against her&mdash;as
+ if an ingenuous nature, in the very act of recoiling with horror from a
+ criminal charge the most degrading, and in the very instant of
+ discovering, with a perfect rapture of alarm, the too plausible appearance
+ of probability amongst the circumstances, would be likely to pause, and
+ with attorney-like dexterity, to pick out the particular circumstance that
+ might admit of being <i>proved</i> to be false, when the conscience
+ proclaimed, though in despondence for the result, that all the
+ circumstances were, as to the use made of them, one tissue of falsehoods.
+ Agnes, who had made a powerful effort in speaking of the case at all,
+ found her calmness increase as she advanced; and she now told me, that in
+ reality there were two discoveries which she made in the same instant, and
+ not one only, which had disarmed her firmness and ordinary presence of
+ mind. One I have mentioned&mdash;the fact of Barratt, the proprietor of
+ the shop, being the same person who had in former instances persecuted her
+ in the street; but the other was even more alarming&mdash;it has been said
+ already that it was <i>not</i> a pure matter of accident that she had
+ visited this particular shop. In reality, that nursery-maid, of whom some
+ mention has been made above, and in terms expressing the suspicion with
+ which even then I regarded her, had persuaded her into going thither by
+ some representations which Agnes had already ascertained to be altogether
+ unwarranted. Other presumptions against this girl's fidelity crowded dimly
+ upon my wife's mind at the very moment of finding her eyes thus suddenly
+ opened. And it was not five minutes after her first examination, and in
+ fact five minutes after it had ceased to be of use to her, that she
+ remembered another circumstance which now, when combined with the sequel,
+ told its own tale,&mdash;the muff had been missed some little time before
+ the 6th of April. Search had been made for it; but, the particular
+ occasion which required it having passed off, this search was laid aside
+ for the present, in the expectation that it would soon reappear in some
+ corner of the house before it was wanted: then came the sunny day, which
+ made it no longer useful, and would perhaps have dismissed it entirely
+ from the recollection of all parties, until it was now brought back in
+ this memorable way. The name of my wife was embroidered within, upon the
+ lining, and it thus became a serviceable link to the hellish cabal against
+ her. Upon reviewing the circumstances from first to last, upon recalling
+ the manner of the girl at the time when the muff was missed, and upon
+ combining the whole with her recent deception, by which she had misled her
+ poor mistress into visiting this shop, Agnes began to see the entire truth
+ as to this servant's wicked collusion with Barratt, though, perhaps, it
+ might be too much to suppose her aware of the unhappy result to which her
+ collusion tended. All this she saw at a glance when it was too late, for
+ her first examination was over. This girl, I must add, had left our house
+ during my illness, and she had afterwards a melancholy end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One thing surprised me in all this. Barratt's purpose must manifestly have
+ been to create merely a terror in my poor wife's mind, and to stop short
+ of any legal consequences, in order to profit of that panic and confusion
+ for extorting compliances with his hideous pretensions. It perplexed me,
+ therefore, that he did not appear to have pursued this manifestly his
+ primary purpose, the other being merely a mask to conceal his true ends,
+ and also (as he fancied) a means for effecting them. In this, however, I
+ had soon occasion to find that I was deceived. He had, but without the
+ knowledge of Agnes, taken such steps as were then open to him, for making
+ overtures to her with regard to the terms upon which he would agree to
+ defeat the charge against her by failing to appear. But the law had
+ travelled too fast for him, and too determinately; so that, by the time he
+ supposed terror to have operated sufficiently in favor of his views, it
+ had already become unsafe to venture upon such explicit proposals as he
+ would otherwise have tried. His own safety was now at stake, and would
+ have been compromised by any open or written avowal of the motives on
+ which he had been all along acting. In fact, at this time he was foiled by
+ the agent in whom he confided; but much more he had been confounded upon
+ another point&mdash;the prodigious interest manifested by the public. Thus
+ it seems&mdash;that, whilst he meditated only a snare for my poor Agnes,
+ he had prepared one for himself; and finally, to evade the suspicions
+ which began to arise powerfully as to his true motives, and thus to stave
+ off his own ruin, had found himself in a manner obliged to go forward and
+ consummate the ruin of another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The state of Agnes, as to health and bodily strength, was now becoming
+ such that I was forcibly warned&mdash;whatsoever I meditated doing, to do
+ quickly. There was this urgent reason for alarm: once conveyed into that
+ region of the prison in which sentences like hers were executed, it became
+ hopeless that I could communicate with her again. All intercourse
+ whatsoever, and with whomsoever, was then placed under the most rigorous
+ interdict; and the alarming circumstance was, that this transfer was
+ governed by no settled rules, but might take place at any hour, and would
+ certainly be precipitated by the slightest violence on my part, the
+ slightest indiscretion, or the slightest argument for suspicion. Hard
+ indeed was the part I had to play, for it was indispensable that I should
+ appear calm and tranquil, in order to disarm suspicions around me, whilst
+ continually contemplating the possibility that I myself might be summoned
+ to extremities which I could not so much as trust myself to name or
+ distinctly to conceive. But thus stood the case: the Government, it was
+ understood, angered by the public opposition, resolute for the triumph of
+ what they called 'principle,' had settled finally that the sentence should
+ be carried into execution. Now that she, that my Agnes, being the frail
+ wreck that she had become, could have stood one week of this sentence
+ practically and literally enforced&mdash;was a mere chimera. A few hours
+ probably of the experiment would have settled that question by dismissing
+ her to the death she longed for; but because the suffering would be short,
+ was I to stand by and to witness the degradation&mdash;the pollution&mdash;attempted
+ to be fastened upon her. What! to know that her beautiful tresses would be
+ shorn ignominiously&mdash;a felon's dress forced upon her&mdash;a vile
+ taskmaster with authority to&mdash;&mdash;; blistered be the tongue that
+ could go on to utter, in connection with her innocent name, the vile
+ dishonors which were to settle upon her person! I, however, and her
+ brother had taken such resolutions that this result was one barely
+ possible; and yet I sickened (yes, literally I many times experienced the
+ effect of physical sickness) at contemplating our own utter childish
+ helplessness, and recollecting that every night during our seclusion from
+ the prison the last irreversible step might be taken&mdash;and in the
+ morning we might find a solitary cell, and the angel form that had
+ illuminated it gone where we could not follow, and leaving behind her the
+ certainty that we should see her no more. Every night, at the hour of
+ locking up, <i>she</i>, at least, manifestly had a fear that she saw us
+ for the last time; she put her arms feebly about my neck, sobbed
+ convulsively, and, I believe, guessed&mdash;but, if really so, did not
+ much reprove or quarrel with the desperate purposes which I struggled with
+ in regard to her own life. One thing was quite evident&mdash;that to the
+ peace of her latter days, now hurrying to their close, it was
+ indispensable that she should pass them undivided from me; and possibly,
+ as was afterwards alleged, when it became easy to allege any thing, some
+ relenting did take place in high quarters at this time; for upon some
+ medical reports made just now, a most seasonable indulgence was granted,
+ viz. that Hannah was permitted to attend her mistress constantly; and it
+ was also felt as a great alleviation of the horrors belonging to this
+ prison, that candles were now allowed throughout the nights. But I was
+ warned privately that these indulgences were with no consent from the
+ police minister; and that circumstances might soon withdraw the momentary
+ intercession by which we profited. With this knowledge, we could not
+ linger in our preparations; we had resolved upon accomplishing an escape
+ for Agnes, at whatever risk or price; the main difficulty was her own
+ extreme feebleness, which might forbid her to co-operate with us in any
+ degree at the critical moment; and the main danger was&mdash;delay. We
+ pushed forward, therefore, in our attempts with prodigious energy, and I
+ for my part with an energy like that of insanity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first attempt we made was upon the fidelity to his trust of the chief
+ jailer. He was a coarse, vulgar man, brutal in his manners, but with
+ vestiges of generosity in his character&mdash;though damaged a good deal
+ by his daily associates. Him we invited to a meeting at a tavern in the
+ neighborhood of the prison, disguising our names as too certain to betray
+ our objects, and baiting our invitation with some hints which we had
+ ascertained were likely to prove temptations under his immediate
+ circumstances. He had a graceless young son whom he was most anxious to
+ wean from his dissolute connections, and to steady, by placing him in some
+ office of no great responsibility. Upon this knowledge we framed the terms
+ of our invitation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These proved to be effectual, as regarded our immediate object of
+ obtaining an interview of persuasion. The night was wet; and at seven
+ o'clock, the hour fixed for the interview, we were seated in readiness,
+ much perplexed to know whether he would take any notice of our invitation.
+ We had waited three quarters of an hour, when we heard a heavy lumbering
+ step ascending the stair. The door was thrown open to its widest extent,
+ and in the centre of the door-way stood a short stout-built man, and the
+ very broadest I ever beheld&mdash;staring at us with bold inquiring eyes.
+ His salutation was something to this effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'What the hell do you gay fellows want with me? What the blazes is this
+ humbugging letter about? My son, and be hanged! What do you know of my
+ son?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon this overture we ventured to request that he would come in and suffer
+ us to shut the door, which we also locked. Next we produced the official
+ paper nominating his son to a small place in the customs,&mdash;not
+ yielding much, it was true, in the way of salary, but fortunately, and in
+ accordance with the known wishes of the father, unburdened with any
+ dangerous trust.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Well, I suppose I must say thank ye: but what comes next? What am I to do
+ to pay the damages?' We informed him that for this particular little
+ service we asked no return.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'No, no,' said he, 'that'll not go down: that cat'll not jump. I'm not
+ green enough for that. So, say away&mdash;what's the damage?' We then
+ explained that we had certainly a favor and a great one to ask: ['Ay, I'll
+ be bound you have,' was his parenthesis:] but that for this we were
+ prepared to offer a separate remuneration; repeating that with respect to
+ the little place procured for his son, it had not cost us anything, and
+ therefore we did really and sincerely decline to receive anything in
+ return; satisfied that, by this little offering, we had procured the
+ opportunity of this present interview. At this point we withdrew a
+ covering from the table upon which we had previously arranged a heap of
+ gold coins, amounting in value to twelve hundred English guineas: this
+ being the entire sum which circumstances allowed us to raise on so sudden
+ a warning: for some landed property that we both had was so settled and
+ limited, that we could not convert it into money either by way of sale,
+ loan, or mortgage. This sum, stating to him its exact amount, we offered
+ to his acceptance, upon the single condition that he would look aside, or
+ wink hard, or (in whatever way he chose to express it) would make, or
+ suffer to be made, such facilities for our liberating a female prisoner as
+ we would point out. He mused: full five minutes he sat deliberating
+ without opening his lips. At length he shocked us by saying, in a firm,
+ decisive tone, that left us little hope of altering his resolution,&mdash;'No:
+ gentlemen, it's a very fair offer, and a good deal of money for a single
+ prisoner. I think I can guess at the person. It's a fair offer&mdash;fair
+ enough. But, bless your heart! if I were to do the thing you want&mdash;why
+ perhaps another case might be overlooked: but this prisoner, no: there's
+ too much depending. No, they would turn me out of my place. Now the place
+ is worth more to me in the long run than what you offer: though you bid
+ fair enough, if it were only for my time in it. But look here: in case I
+ can get my son to come into harness, I'm expecting to get the office for
+ him after I've retired. So I can't do it. But I'll tell you what: you've
+ been kind to my son: and therefore I'll not say a word about it. You're
+ safe for me. And so good-night to you.' Saying which, and standing no
+ further question, he walked resolutely out of the room and down stairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Two days we mourned over this failure, and scarcely knew which way to turn
+ for another ray of hope;&mdash;on the third morning we received
+ intelligence that this very jailer had been attacked by the fever, which,
+ after long desolating the city, had at length made its way into the
+ prison. In a very few days the jailer was lying without hope of recovery:
+ and of necessity another person was appointed to fill his station for the
+ present. This person I had seen, and I liked him less by much than the one
+ he succeeded: he had an Italian appearance, and he wore an air of Italian
+ subtlety and dissimulation. I was surprised to find, on proposing the same
+ service to him, and on the same terms, that he made no objection whatever,
+ but closed instantly with my offers. In prudence, however, I had made this
+ change in the articles: a sum equal to two hundred English guineas, or
+ one-sixth part of the whole money, he was to receive beforehand as a
+ retaining fee; but the remainder was to be paid only to himself, or to
+ anybody of his appointing, at the very moment of our finding the prison
+ gates thrown open to us. He spoke fairly enough, and seemed to meditate no
+ treachery; nor was there any obvious or known interest to serve by
+ treachery; and yet I doubted him grievously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The night came: it was chosen as a gala night, one of two nights
+ throughout the year in which the prisoners were allowed to celebrate a
+ great national event: and in those days of relaxed prison management the
+ utmost license was allowed to the rejoicing. This indulgence was extended
+ to prisoners of all classes, though, of course, under more restrictions
+ with regard to the criminal class. Ten o'clock came&mdash;the hour at
+ which we had been instructed to hold ourselves in readiness. We had been
+ long prepared. Agnes had been dressed by Hannah in such a costume
+ externally (a man's hat and cloak, &amp;c.) that, from her height, she
+ might easily have passed amongst a mob of masquerading figures in the
+ debtors' halls and galleries for a young stripling. Pierpoint and myself
+ were also to a certain degree disguised; so far, at least, that we should
+ not have been recognized at any hurried glance by those of the prison
+ officers who had become acquainted with our persons. We were all more or
+ less disguised about the face; and in that age when masks were commonly
+ used at all hours by people of a certain rank, there would have been
+ nothing suspicious in any possible costume of the kind in a night like
+ this, if we could succeed in passing for friends of debtors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am impatient of these details, and I hasten over the ground. One entire
+ hour passed away, and no jailer appeared. We began to despond heavily; and
+ Agnes, poor thing! was now the most agitated of us all. At length eleven
+ struck in the harsh tones of the prison-clock. A few minutes after, we
+ heard the sound of bolts drawing, and bars unfastening. The jailer entered&mdash;drunk,
+ and much disposed to be insolent. I thought it advisable to give him
+ another bribe, and he resumed the fawning insinuation of his manner. He
+ now directed us, by passages which he pointed out, to gain the other side
+ of the prison. There we were to mix with the debtors and their mob of
+ friends, and to await his joining us, which in that crowd he could do
+ without much suspicion. He wished us to traverse the passages separately;
+ but this was impossible, for it was necessary that one of us should
+ support Agnes on each side. I previously persuaded her to take a small
+ quantity of brandy, which we rejoiced to see had given her, at this moment
+ of starting, a most seasonable strength and animation. The gloomy passages
+ were more than usually empty, for all the turnkeys were employed in a
+ vigilant custody of the gates, and examination of the parties going out.
+ So the jailer had told us, and the news alarmed us. We came at length to a
+ turning which brought us in sight of a strong iron gate, that divided the
+ two main quarters of the prison. For this we had not been prepared. The
+ man, however, opened the gate without a word spoken, only putting out his
+ hand for a fee; and in my joy, perhaps, I gave him one imprudently large.
+ After passing this gate, the distant uproar of the debtors guided us to
+ the scene of their merriment; and when there, such was the tumult and the
+ vast multitude assembled, that we now hoped in good earnest to accomplish
+ our purpose without accident. Just at this moment the jailer appeared in
+ the distance; he seemed looking towards us, and at length one of our party
+ could distinguish that he was beckoning to us. We went forward, and found
+ him in some agitation, real or counterfeit. He muttered a word or two
+ quite unintelligible about the man at the wicket, told us we must wait a
+ while, and he would then see what could be done for us. We were beginning
+ to demur, and to express the suspicions which now too seriously arose,
+ when he, seeing, or affecting to see some object of alarm, pushed us with
+ a hurried movement into a cell opening upon the part of the gallery at
+ which we were now standing. Not knowing whether we really might not be
+ retreating from some danger, we could do no otherwise than comply with his
+ signals; but we were troubled at finding ourselves immediately locked in
+ from the outside, and thus apparently all our motions had only sufficed to
+ exchange one prison for another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We were now completely in the dark, and found, by a hard breathing from
+ one corner of the little dormitory, that it was not unoccupied. Having
+ taken care to provide ourselves separately with means for striking a
+ light, we soon had more than one torch burning. The brilliant light
+ falling upon the eyes of a man who lay stretched on the iron bedstead,
+ woke him. It proved to be my friend the under-jailer, Ratcliffe, but no
+ longer holding any office in the prison. He sprang up, and a rapid
+ explanation took place. He had become a prisoner for debt; and on this
+ evening, after having caroused through the day with some friends from the
+ country, had retired at an early hour to sleep away his intoxication. I on
+ my part thought it prudent to intrust him unreservedly with our situation
+ and purposes, not omitting our gloomy suspicions. Ratcliffe looked, with a
+ pity that won my love, upon the poor wasted Agnes. He had seen her on her
+ first entrance into the prison, had spoken to her, and therefore knew <i>from</i>
+ what she had fallen, <i>to</i> what. Even then he had felt for her; how
+ much more at this time, when he beheld, by the fierce light of the
+ torches, her wo-worn features!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Who was it,' he asked eagerly, 'you made the bargain with? Manasseh?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'The same.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Then I can tell you this&mdash;not a greater villain walks the earth. He
+ is a Jew from Portugal; he has betrayed many a man, and will many another,
+ unless he gets his own neck stretched, which might happen, if I told all I
+ know.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'But what was it probable that this man meditated? Or how could it profit
+ him to betray us?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'That's more than I can tell. He wants to get your money, and that he
+ doesn't know how to bring about without doing his part. But that's what he
+ never <i>will</i> do, take my word for it. That would cut him out of all
+ chance for the head-jailer's place.' He mused a little, and then told us
+ that he could himself put us outside the prison walls, and <i>would</i> do
+ it without fee or reward. 'But we must be quiet, or that devil will
+ bethink him of me. I'll wager something he thought that I was out
+ merry-making like the rest; and if he should chance to light upon the
+ truth, he'll be back in no time.' Ratcliffe then removed an old
+ fire-grate, at the back of which was an iron plate, that swung round into
+ a similar fire-place in the contiguous cell. From that, by a removal of a
+ few slight obstacles, we passed, by a long avenue, into the chapel. Then
+ he left us, whilst he went out alone to reconnoitre his ground. Agnes was
+ now in so pitiable a condition of weakness, as we stood on the very brink
+ of our final effort, that we placed her in a pew, where she could rest as
+ upon a sofa. Previously we had stood upon graves, and with monuments more
+ or less conspicuous all around us: some raised by friends to the memory of
+ friends&mdash;some by subscriptions in the prison&mdash;some by children,
+ who had risen into prosperity, to the memory of a father, brother, or
+ other relative, who had died in captivity. I was grieved that these sad
+ memorials should meet the eye of my wife at this moment of awe and
+ terrific anxiety. Pierpoint and I were well armed, and all of us
+ determined not to suffer a recapture, now that we were free of the crowds
+ that made resistance hopeless. This Agnes easily perceived; and <i>that</i>,
+ by suggesting a bloody arbitration, did not lessen her agitation. I hoped
+ therefore, that, by placing her in the pew, I might at least liberate her
+ for the moment from the besetting memorials of sorrow and calamity. But,
+ as if in the very teeth of my purpose, one of the large columns which
+ supported the roof of the chapel, had its basis and lower part of the
+ shaft in this very pew. On the side of it, and just facing her as she lay
+ reclining on the cushions, appeared a mural tablet, with a bas-relief in
+ white marble, to the memory of two children, twins, who had lived and died
+ at the same time, and in this prison&mdash;children who had never breathed
+ another air than that of captivity, their parents having passed many years
+ within these walls, under confinement for debt. The sculptures were not
+ remarkable, being a trite, but not the less affecting, representation of
+ angels descending to receive the infants; but the hallowed words of the
+ inscription, distinct and legible&mdash;'Suffer little children to come
+ unto me, and forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom of God'&mdash;met
+ her eye, and, by the thoughts they awakened, made me fear that she would
+ become unequal to the exertions which yet awaited her. At this moment
+ Ratcliffe returned, and informed us that all was right; and that, from the
+ ruinous state of all the buildings which surrounded the chapel, no
+ difficulty remained for us, who were, in fact, beyond the strong part of
+ the prison, excepting at a single door, which we should be obliged to
+ break down. But had we any means arranged for pursuing our flight, and
+ turning this escape to account when out of confinement? All that, I
+ assured him, was provided for long ago. We proceeded, and soon reached the
+ door. We had one crow-bar amongst us, but beyond that had no better
+ weapons than the loose stones found about some new-made graves in the
+ chapel. Ratcliffe and Pierpoint, both powerful men, applied themselves by
+ turns to the door, whilst Hannah and I supported Agnes. The door did not
+ yield, being of enormous strength; but the wall did, and a large mass of
+ stone-work fell outwards, twisting the door aside; so that, by afterwards
+ working with our hands, we removed stones many enough to admit of our
+ egress. Unfortunately this aperture was high above the ground, and it was
+ necessary to climb over a huge heap of loose rubbish in order to profit by
+ it. My brother-in-law passed first in order to receive my wife, quite
+ helpless at surmounting the obstacle by her own efforts, out of my arms.
+ He had gone through the opening, and, turning round so as to face me, he
+ naturally could see something that I did <i>not</i> see. 'Look behind!' he
+ called out rapidly. I did so, and saw the murderous villain Manasseh with
+ his arm uplifted, and in the act of cutting at my wife, nearly insensible
+ as she was, with a cutlass. The blow was not for me, but for her, as the
+ fugitive prisoner; and the law would have borne him out in the act. I saw,
+ I comprehended the whole. I groped, as far as I could without letting my
+ wife drop, for my pistols; but all that I could do would have been
+ unavailing, and too late&mdash;she would have been murdered in my arms.
+ But&mdash;and that was what none of us saw&mdash;neither I, nor Pierpoint,
+ nor the hound Manasseh&mdash;one person stood back in the shade; one
+ person had seen, but had not uttered a word on seeing Manasseh advancing
+ through the shades; one person only had forecast the exact succession of
+ all that was coming; me she saw embarrassed and my hands preoccupied&mdash;Pierpoint
+ and Ratcliffe useless by position&mdash;and the gleam of the dog's eye
+ directed her to his aim. The crow-bar was leaning against the shattered
+ wall. This she had silently seized. One blow knocked up the sword; a
+ second laid the villain prostrate. At this moment appeared another of the
+ turnkeys advancing from the rear, for the noise of our assault upon the
+ door had drawn attention in the interior of the prison, from which,
+ however, no great number of assistants could on this dangerous night
+ venture to absent themselves. What followed for the next few minutes
+ hurried onwards, incident crowding upon incident, like the motions of a
+ dream:&mdash;Manasseh, lying on the ground, yelled out, 'The bell! the
+ bell!' to him who followed. The man understood, and made for the
+ belfry-door attached to the chapel; upon which Pierpoint drew a pistol,
+ and sent the bullet whizzing past his ear so truly, that fear made the man
+ obedient to the counter-orders of Pierpoint for the moment. He paused and
+ awaited the issue. In a moment had all cleared the wall, traversed the
+ waste ground beyond it, lifted Agnes over the low railing, shaken hands
+ with our benefactor Ratcliffe, and pushed onwards as rapidly as we were
+ able to the little dark lane, a quarter of a mile distant, where had stood
+ waiting for the last two hours a chaise-and-four.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [Ratcliffe, before my story closes, I will pursue to the last of my
+ acquaintance with him, according to the just claims of his services. He
+ had privately whispered to me, as we went along, that he could speak to
+ the innocence of that lady, pointing to my wife, better than anybody. He
+ was the person whom (as then holding an office in the prison) Barratt had
+ attempted to employ as agent in conveying any messages that he found it
+ safe to send&mdash;obscurely hinting the terms on which he would desist
+ from prosecution. Ratcliffe had at first undertaken the negotiation from
+ mere levity of character. But when the story and the public interest
+ spread, and after himself becoming deeply struck by the prisoner's
+ affliction, beauty, and reputed innocence, he had pursued it only as a
+ means of entrapping Barratt into such written communications and such
+ private confessions of the truth as might have served Agnes effectually.
+ He wanted the art, however, to disguise his purposes: Barratt came to
+ suspect him violently, and feared his evidence so far, even for those
+ imperfect and merely oral overtures which he had really sent through
+ Ratcliffe&mdash;that on the very day of the trial, he, as was believed,
+ though by another nominally, contrived that Ratcliffe should be arrested
+ for debt; and, after harassing him with intricate forms of business, had
+ finally caused him to be conveyed to prison. Ratcliffe was thus involved
+ in his own troubles at the time; and afterwards supposed that, without
+ written documents to support his evidence, he could not be of much service
+ to the re-establisment of my wife's reputation. Six months after his
+ services in the night-escape from the prison, I saw him, and pressed him
+ to take the money so justly forfeited to him by Manasseh's perfidy. He
+ would, however, be persuaded to take no more than paid his debts. A second
+ and a third time his debts were paid by myself and Pierpoint. But the same
+ habits of intemperance and dissolute pleasure which led him into these
+ debts, finally ruined his constitution; and he died, though otherwise of a
+ fine generous manly nature, a martyr to dissipation at the early age of
+ twenty-nine. With respect to his prison confinement, it was so frequently
+ recurring in his life, and was alleviated by so many indulgences, that he
+ scarcely viewed it as a hardship: having once been an officer of the
+ prison, and having thus formed connections with the whole official
+ establishment, and done services to many of them, and being of so
+ convivial a turn, he was, even as a prisoner, treated with distinction,
+ and considered as a privileged son of the house.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was just striking twelve o'clock as we entered the lane where the
+ carriage was drawn up. Rain, about the profoundest I had ever witnessed,
+ was falling. Though near to midsummer, the night had been unusually dark
+ to begin with, and from the increasing rain had become much more so. We
+ could see nothing; and at first we feared that some mistake had occurred as
+ to the station of the carriage&mdash;in which case we might have sought
+ for it vainly through the intricate labyrinth of the streets in that
+ quarter. I first descried it by the light of a torch, reflected powerfully
+ from the large eyes of the leaders. All was ready. Horse-keepers were at
+ the horses' heads. The postilions were mounted; each door had the steps
+ let down: Agnes was lifted in: Hannah and I followed: Pierpoint mounted
+ his horse; and at the word&mdash;Oh! how strange a word!&mdash;'<i>All's
+ right</i>,' the horses sprang off like leopards, a manner ill-suited to
+ the slippery pavement of a narrow street. At that moment, but we valued it
+ little indeed, we heard the prison-bell ringing out loud and clear. Thrice
+ within the first three minutes we had to pull up suddenly, on the brink of
+ formidable accidents, from the dangerous speed we maintained, and which,
+ nevertheless, the driver had orders to maintain, as essential to our plan.
+ All the stoppages and hinderances of every kind along the road had been
+ anticipated previously, and met by contrivance, of one kind or other; and
+ Pierpoint was constantly a little ahead of us to attend to anything that
+ had been neglected. The consequence of these arrangements was&mdash;that
+ no person along the road could possibly have assisted to trace us by any
+ thing in our appearance: for we passed all objects at too flying a pace,
+ and through darkness too profound, to allow of any one feature in our
+ equipage being distinctly noticed. Ten miles out of town, a space which we
+ traversed in forty-four minutes, a second relay of horses was ready; but
+ we carried on the same postilions throughout. Six miles ahead of this
+ distance we had a second relay; and with this set of horses, after pushing
+ two miles further along the road, we crossed by a miserable lane five
+ miles long, scarcely even a bridge road, into another of the great roads
+ from the capital; and by thus crossing the country, we came back upon the
+ city at a point far distant from that at which we left it. We had
+ performed a distance of forty-two miles in three hours, and lost a fourth
+ hour upon the wretched five miles of cross-road. It was, therefore, four
+ o'clock, and broad daylight, when we drew near the suburbs of the city;
+ but a most happy accident now favored us; a fog the most intense now
+ prevailed; nobody could see an object six feet distant; we alighted in an
+ uninhabited new-built street, plunged into the fog, thus confounding our
+ traces to any observer. We then stepped into a hackney-coach which had
+ been stationed at a little distance. Thence, according to our plan, we
+ drove to a miserable quarter of the town, whither the poor only and the
+ wretched resorted; mounted a gloomy dirty staircase, and, befriended by
+ the fog, still growing thicker and thicker, and by the early hour of the
+ morning, reached a house previously hired, which, if shocking to the eye
+ and the imagination from its squalid appearance and its gloom, still was a
+ home&mdash;a sanctuary&mdash;an asylum from treachery, from captivity,
+ from persecution. Here Pierpoint for the present quitted us: and once more
+ Agnes, Hannah, and I, the shattered members of a shattered family, were
+ thus gathered together in a house of our own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yes: once again, daughter of the hills, thou sleptst as heretofore in my
+ encircling arms; but not again in that peace which crowned thy innocence
+ in those days, and should have crowned it now. Through the whole of our
+ flying journey, in some circumstances at its outset strikingly recalling
+ to me that blessed one which followed our marriage, Agnes slept away
+ unconscious of our movements. She slept through all that day and the
+ following night; and I watched over her with as much jealousy of all that
+ might disturb her, as a mother watches over her new-born baby; for I
+ hoped, I fancied, that a long&mdash;long rest, a rest, a halcyon calm, a
+ deep, deep Sabbath of security, might prove healing and medicinal. I
+ thought wrong; her breathing became more disturbed, and sleep was now
+ haunted by dreams; all of us, indeed, were agitated by dreams; the past
+ pursued me, and the present, for high rewards had been advertised by
+ Government to those who traced us; and though for the moment we were
+ secure, because we never went abroad, and could not have been naturally
+ sought in such a neighborhood, still that very circumstance would
+ eventually operate against us. At length, every night I dreamed of our
+ insecurity under a thousand forms; but more often by far my dreams turned
+ upon our wrongs; wrath moved me rather than fear. Every night, for the
+ greater part, I lay painfully and elaborately involved, by deep sense of
+ wrong,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ '&mdash;in long orations, which I pleaded
+ Before unjust tribunals.'
+ [Footnote: From a MS. poem of a great living Poet.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And for poor Agnes, her also did the remembrance of mighty wrongs occupy
+ through vast worlds of sleep in the same way&mdash;though colored by that
+ tenderness which belonged to her gentler nature. One dream in particular&mdash;a
+ dream of sublime circumstances&mdash;she repeated to me so movingly, with
+ a pathos so thrilling, that by some profound sympathy it transplanted
+ itself to my own sleep, settled itself there, and is to this hour a part
+ of the fixed dream scenery which revolves at intervals through my sleeping
+ life. This it was:&mdash;She would hear a trumpet sound&mdash;though
+ perhaps as having been the prelude to the solemn entry of the judges at a
+ town which she had once visited in her childhood; other preparations would
+ follow, and at last all the solemnities of a great trial would shape
+ themselves and fall into settled images. The audience was assembled, the
+ judges were arrayed, the court was set. The prisoner was cited. Inquest
+ was made, witnesses were called; and false witnesses came tumultuously to
+ the bar. Then again a trumpet was heard, but the trumpet of a mighty
+ archangel; and then would roll away thick clouds and vapors. Again the
+ audience, but another audience, was assembled; again the tribunal was
+ established; again the court was set; but a tribunal and a court&mdash;how
+ different to her! <i>That</i> had been composed of men seeking indeed for
+ truth, but themselves erring and fallible creatures; the witnesses had
+ been full of lies, the judges of darkness. But here was a court composed
+ of heavenly witnesses&mdash;here was a righteous tribunal&mdash;and then
+ at last a judge that could not be deceived. The judge smote with his eye a
+ person who sought to hide himself in the crowd; the guilty man stepped
+ forward; the poor prisoner was called up to the presence of the mighty
+ judge; suddenly the voice of a little child was heard ascending before
+ her. Then the trumpet sounded once again; and then there were new heavens
+ and a new earth; and her tears and her agitation (for she had seen her
+ little Francis) awoke the poor palpitating dreamer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Two months passed on: nothing could possibly be done materially to raise
+ the standard of those wretched accommodations which the house offered. The
+ dilapidated walls, the mouldering plaster, the blackened mantel-pieces,
+ the stained and polluted wainscots&mdash;what could be attempted to hide
+ or to repair all this by those who durst not venture abroad? Yet whatever
+ could be done, Hannah did; and, in the mean time, very soon indeed my
+ Agnes ceased to see or to be offended by these objects. First of all her
+ sight went from her; and nothing which appealed to that sense could ever
+ more offend her. It is to me the one only consolation I have, that my
+ presence and that of Hannah, with such innocent frauds as we concerted
+ together, made her latter days pass in a heavenly calm, by persuading her
+ that our security was absolute, and that all search after us had ceased,
+ under a belief on the part of Government that we had gained the shelter of
+ a foreign land. All this was a delusion; but it was a delusion&mdash;blessed
+ be Heaven! which lasted exactly as long as her life, and was just
+ commensurate with its necessity. I hurry over the final circumstances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was fortunately now, even for me, no fear that the hand of any
+ policeman or emissary of justice could effectually disturb the latter days
+ of my wife; for, besides pistols always lying loaded in an inner room,
+ there happened to be a long narrow passage on entering the house, which,
+ by means of a blunderbuss, I could have swept effectually, and cleared
+ many times over; and I know what to do in a last extremity. Just two
+ months it was, to a day, since we had entered the house; and it happened
+ that the medical attendant upon Agnes, who awakened no suspicion by his
+ visits, had prescribed some opiate or anodyne which had not come; being
+ dark early, for it was now September, I had ventured out to fetch it. In
+ this I conceived there could be no danger. On my return I saw a man
+ examining the fastenings of the door. He made no opposition to my
+ entrance, nor seemed much to observe it&mdash;but I was disturbed. Two
+ hours after, both Hannah and I heard a noise about the door, and voices in
+ low conversation. It is remarkable that Agnes heard this also&mdash;so
+ quick had grown her hearing. She was agitated, but was easily calmed; and
+ at ten o'clock we were all in bed. The hand of Agnes was in mine; so only
+ she felt herself in security. She had been restless for an hour, and
+ talking at intervals in sleep. Once she certainly wakened, for she pressed
+ her lips to mine. Two minutes after, I heard something in her breathing
+ which did not please me. I rose hastily&mdash;brought a light&mdash;raised
+ her head&mdash;two long, long gentle sighs, that scarcely moved the lips,
+ were all that could be perceived. At that moment, at that very moment,
+ Hannah called out to me that the door was surrounded. 'Open it!' I said;
+ six men entered; Agnes it was they sought; I pointed to the bed; they
+ advanced, gazed, and walked away in silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After this I wandered about, caring little for life or its affairs, and
+ roused only at times to think of vengeance upon all who had contributed to
+ lay waste my happiness. In this pursuit, however, I was confounded as much
+ by my own thoughts as by the difficulties of accomplishing my purpose. To
+ assault and murder either of the two principal agents in this tragedy,
+ what would it be, what other effect could it have, than to invest them
+ with the character of injured and suffering people, and thus to attract a
+ pity or a forgiveness at least to their persons which never otherwise
+ could have illustrated their deaths? I remembered, indeed, the words of a
+ sea-captain who had taken such vengeance as had offered at the moment upon
+ his bitter enemy and persecutor (a young passenger on board his ship), who
+ had informed against him at the Custom-house on his arrival in port, and
+ had thus effected the confiscation of his ship, and the ruin of the
+ captain's family. The vengeance, and it was all that circumstances
+ allowed, consisted in coming behind the young man clandestinely and
+ pushing him into the deep waters of the dock, when, being unable to swim,
+ he perished by drowning. 'And the like,' said the captain, when musing on
+ his trivial vengeance, 'and the like happens to many an honest sailor.'
+ Yes, thought I, the captain was right. The momentary shock of a
+ pistol-bullet&mdash;what is it? Perhaps it may save the wretch after all
+ from the pangs of some lingering disease; and then again I shall have the
+ character of a murderer, if known to have shot him; he will with many
+ people have no such character, but at worst the character of a man too
+ harsh (they will say), and possibly mistaken in protecting his property.
+ And then, if not known as the man who shot him, where is the shadow even
+ of vengeance? Strange it seemed to me, and passing strange, that I should
+ be the person to urge arguments in behalf of letting this man escape. For
+ at one time I had as certainly, as inexorably, doomed him as ever I took
+ any resolution in my life. But the fact is, and I began to see it upon
+ closer view, it is not easy by any means to take an adequate vengeance for
+ any injury beyond a very trivial standard; and that with common
+ magnanimity one does not care to avenge. Whilst I was in this mood of
+ mind, still debating with myself whether I should or should not
+ contaminate my hands with the blood of this monster, and still unable to
+ shut my eyes upon one fact, viz. that my buried Agnes could above all
+ things have urged me to abstain from such acts of violence, too evidently
+ useless, listlessly and scarcely knowing what I was in quest of, I strayed
+ by accident into a church where a venerable old man was preaching at the
+ very moment I entered; he was either delivering as a text, or repeating in
+ the course of his sermon, these words&mdash;'Vengeance is mine, I will
+ repay, saith the Lord.' By some accident also he fixed his eyes upon me at
+ the moment; and this concurrence with the subject then occupying my
+ thoughts so much impressed me, that I determined very seriously to review
+ my half-formed purposes of revenge; and well it was that I did so: for in
+ that same week an explosion of popular fury brought the life of this
+ wretched Barratt to a shocking termination, pretty much resembling the
+ fate of the De Witts in Holland. And the consequences to me were such, and
+ so full of all the consolation and indemnification which this world could
+ give me, that I have often shuddered since then at the narrow escape I had
+ had from myself intercepting this remarkable retribution. The villain had
+ again been attempting to play off the same hellish scheme with a beautiful
+ young rustic which had succeeded in the case of my ill-fated Agnes. But
+ the young woman in this instance had a high, and, in fact, termagant
+ spirit. Rustic as she was, she had been warned of the character of the
+ man; everybody, in fact, was familiar with the recent tragedy. Either her
+ lover or her brother happened to be waiting for her outside the window. He
+ saw in part the very tricks in the act of perpetration by which some
+ article or other, meant to be claimed as stolen property, was conveyed
+ into a parcel she had incautiously laid down. He heard the charge against
+ her made by Barratt, and seconded by his creatures&mdash;heard her appeal&mdash;sprang
+ to her aid&mdash;dragged the ruffian into the street, when in less time
+ than the tale could be told, and before the police (though tolerably
+ alert) could effectually interpose for his rescue, the mob had so used or
+ so abused the opportunity they had long wished for, that he remained the
+ mere disfigured wreck of what had once been a man, rather than a creature
+ with any resemblance to humanity. I myself heard the uproar at a distance,
+ and the shouts and yells of savage exultation; they were sounds I shall
+ never forget, though I did not at that time know them for what they were,
+ or understood their meaning. The result, however, to me was something
+ beyond this, and worthy to have been purchased with my heart's blood.
+ Barratt still breathed; spite of his mutilations he could speak; he was
+ rational. One only thing he demanded&mdash;it was that his dying
+ confession might be taken. Two magistrates and a clergyman attended. He
+ gave a list of those whom he had trepanned, and had failed to trepan, by
+ his artifices and threats, into the sacrifice of their honor. He expired
+ before the record was closed, but not before he had placed my wife's name
+ in the latter list as the one whose injuries in his dying moments most
+ appalled him. This confession on the following day went into the hands of
+ the hostile minister, and my revenge was perfect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
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+ <h2>
+ THE SPANISH NUN.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Why is it that <i>Adventures</i> are so generally repulsive to people of
+ meditative minds? It is for the same reason that any other want of law,
+ that any other anarchy is repulsive. Floating passively from action to
+ action, as helplessly as a withered leaf surrendered to the breath of
+ winds, the human spirit (out of which comes all grandeur of human motions)
+ is exhibited in mere <i>Adventures</i>, as either entirely laid asleep, or
+ as acting only by lower organs that regulate the <i>means</i>, whilst the
+ <i>ends</i> are derived from alien sources, and are imperiously
+ predetermined. It is a case of exception, however, when even amongst such
+ adventures the agent reacts upon his own difficulties and necessities by a
+ temper of extraordinary courage, and a mind of premature decision. Further
+ strength arises to such an exception, if the very moulding accidents of
+ the life, if the very external coercions are themselves unusually
+ romantic. They may thus gain a separate interest of their own. And,
+ lastly, the whole is locked into validity of interest, even for the
+ psychological philosopher, by complete authentication of its truth. In the
+ case now brought before him, the reader must not doubt; for no memoir
+ exists, or personal biography, that is so trebly authenticated by proofs
+ and attestations direct and collateral. From the archives of the Royal
+ Marine at Seville, from the autobiography or the heroine, from
+ contemporary chronicles, and from several official sources scattered in
+ and out of Spain, some of them ecclesiastical, the amplest proofs have
+ been drawn, and may yet be greatly extended, of the extraordinary events
+ here recorded. M. de Ferrer, a Spaniard of much research, and originally
+ incredulous as to the facts, published about seventeen years ago a
+ selection from the leading documents, accompanied by his <i>palinode</i>
+ as to their accuracy. His materials have been since used for the basis of
+ more than one narrative, not inaccurate, in French, German and Spanish
+ journals of high authority. It is seldom the case that French writers err
+ by prolixity. They <i>have</i> done so in this case. The present
+ narrative, which contains no sentence derived from any foreign one, has
+ the great advantage of close compression; my own pages, after equating the
+ size, being as 1 to 3 of the shortest continental form. In the mode of
+ narration, I am vain enough to flatter myself that the reader will find
+ little reason to hesitate between us. Mine at least, weary nobody; which
+ is more than can be always said for the continental versions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On a night in the year 1592, (but which night is a secret liable to 365
+ answers,) a Spanish '<i>son of somebody</i>,' [Footnote: <i>i.e.</i>
+ 'Hidalgo'] in the fortified town of St. Sebastian, received the
+ disagreeable intelligence from a nurse, that his wife had just presented
+ him with a daughter. No present that the poor misjudging lady could
+ possibly have made him was so entirely useless for any purpose of his. He
+ had three daughters already, which happened to be more by 2+1 than <i>his</i>
+ reckoning assumed as a reasonable allowance of daughters. A supernumerary
+ son might have been stowed away; but daughters in excess were the very
+ nuisance of Spain. He did, therefore, what in such cases every proud and
+ lazy Spanish gentleman was apt to do&mdash;he wrapped the new little
+ daughter, odious to his paternal eyes, in a pocket handkerchief; and then,
+ wrapping up his own throat with a good deal more care, off he bolted to
+ the neighboring convent of St. Sebastian, not merely of that city, but
+ also (amongst several convents) the one dedicated to that saint. It is
+ well that in this quarrelsome world we quarrel furiously about tastes;
+ since agreeing too closely about the objects to be liked and appropriated
+ would breed much more fighting than is bred by disagreeing. That little
+ human tadpole, which the old toad of a father would not suffer to stay ten
+ minutes in his house, proved as welcome at the nunnery of St. Sebastian as
+ she was odious elsewhere. The superior of the convent was aunt, by the
+ mother's side, to the new-born stranger. She, therefore, kissed and
+ blessed the little lady. The poor nuns, who were never to have any babies
+ of their own, and were languishing for some amusement, perfectly doated on
+ this prospect of a wee pet. The superior thanked the hidalgo for his very
+ splendid present. The nuns thanked him each and all; until the old
+ crocodile actually began to cry and whimper sentimentally at what he now
+ perceived to be excess of munificence in himself. Munificence, indeed, he
+ remarked, was his foible next after parental tenderness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What a luxury it is sometimes to a cynic that there go two words to a
+ bargain. In the convent of St. Sebastian all was gratitude; gratitude (as
+ aforesaid) to the hidalgo from all the convent for his present, until at
+ last the hidalgo began to express gratitude to <i>them</i> for their
+ gratitude to <i>him</i>. Then came a rolling fire of thanks to St.
+ Sebastian; from the superior, for sending a future saint; from the nuns,
+ for sending such a love of a plaything; and, finally, from papa, for
+ sending such substantial board and well-bolted lodgings, 'from which,'
+ said the malicious old fellow, 'my pussy will never find her way out to a
+ thorny and dangerous world.' Won't she? I suspect, son of somebody, that
+ the next time you see 'pussy,' which may happen to be also the last, will
+ not be in a convent of any kind. At present, whilst this general rendering
+ of thanks was going on, one person only took no part in them. That person
+ was 'pussy,' whose little figure lay quietly stretched out in the arms of
+ a smiling young nun, with eyes nearly shut, yet peering a little at the
+ candles. Pussy said nothing. It's of no great use to say much, when all
+ the world is against you. But if St. Sebastian had enabled her to speak
+ out the whole truth, pussy <i>would</i> have said: 'So, Mr. Hidalgo, you
+ have been engaging lodgings for me; lodgings for life. Wait a little.
+ We'll try that question, when my claws are grown a little longer.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Disappointment, therefore, was gathering ahead. But for the present there
+ was nothing of the kind. That noble old crocodile, papa, was not in the
+ least disappointed as regarded <i>his</i> expectation of having no anxiety
+ to waste, and no money to pay, on account of his youngest daughter. He
+ insisted on his right to forget her; and in a week <i>had</i> forgotten
+ her, never to think of her again but once. The lady superior, as regarded
+ <i>her</i> demands, was equally content, and through a course of several
+ years; for, as often as she asked pussy if she would be a saint, pussy
+ replied that she would, if saints were allowed plenty of sweetmeats. But
+ least of all were the nuns disappointed. Everything that they had fancied
+ possible in a human plaything fell short of what pussy realized in
+ racketing, racing, and eternal plots against the peace of the elder nuns.
+ No fox ever kept a hen-roost in such alarm as pussy kept the dormitory of
+ the senior sisters; whilst the younger ladies were run off their legs by
+ the eternal wiles, and had their chapel gravity discomposed, even in
+ chapel, by the eternal antics of this privileged little kitten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The kitten had long ago received a baptismal name, which was Kitty; this
+ is Catharine, or Kate, or <i>Hispanice</i> Catalina. It was a good name,
+ as it recalled her original name of pussy. And, by the way, she had also
+ an ancient and honorable surname, viz., <i>De Erauso</i>, which is to this
+ day a name rooted in Biscay. Her father, the <i>hidalgo</i>, was a
+ military officer in the Spanish service, and had little care whether his
+ kitten should turn out a wolf or a lamb, having made over the fee simple
+ of his own interest in the little Kate to St. Sebastian, 'to have and to
+ hold,' so long as Kate should keep her hold of this present life. Kate had
+ no apparent intention to let slip that hold, for she was blooming as a
+ rose-bush in June, tall and strong as a young cedar. Yet, notwithstanding
+ this robust health and the strength of the convent walls, the time was
+ drawing near when St. Sebastian's lease in Kate must, in legal phrase,
+ 'determine;' and any <i>chateaux en Espagne</i>, that the Saint might have
+ built on the cloisteral fidelity of his pet Catalina, must suddenly give
+ way in one hour, like many other vanities in our own days of Spanish bonds
+ and promises. After reaching her tenth year, Catalina became thoughtful,
+ and not very docile. At times she was even headstrong and turbulent, so
+ that the gentle sisterhood of St. Sebastian, who had no other pet or
+ plaything in the world, began to weep in secret&mdash;fearing that they
+ might have been rearing by mistake some future tigress&mdash;for as to
+ infancy, <i>that</i>, you know, is playful and innocent even in the cubs
+ of a tigress. But <i>there</i> the ladies were going too far. Catalina was
+ impetuous and aspiring, but not cruel. She was gentle, if people would let
+ her be so. But woe to those that took liberties with <i>her</i>! A female
+ servant of the convent, in some authority, one day, in passing up the
+ aisle to matins, <i>wilfully</i> gave Kate a push; and in return, Kate,
+ who never left her debts in arrear, gave the servant for a keepsake a look
+ which that servant carried with her in fearful remembrance to her grave.
+ It seemed as if Kate had tropic blood in her veins, that continually
+ called her away to the tropics. It was all the fault of that 'blue
+ rejoicing sky,' of those purple Biscayan mountains, of that tumultuous
+ ocean, which she beheld daily from the nunnery gardens. Or, if only half
+ of it was <i>their</i> fault, the other half lay in those golden tales,
+ streaming upwards even into the sanctuaries of convents, like morning
+ mists touched by earliest sunlight, of kingdoms overshadowing a new world
+ which had been founded by her kinsmen with the simple aid of a horse and a
+ lance. The reader is to remember that this is no romance, or at least no
+ fiction, that he is reading; and it is proper to remind the reader of real
+ romances in Ariosto or our own Spenser, that such martial ladies as the <i>Marfisa</i>,
+ or <i>Bradamant</i> of the first, and <i>Britomart</i> of the other, were
+ really not the improbabilities that modern society imagines. Many a stout
+ man, as you will soon see, found that Kate, with a sabre in hand, and well
+ mounted, was but too serious a fact.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day is come&mdash;the evening is come&mdash;when our poor Kate, that
+ had for fifteen years been so tenderly rocked in the arms of St. Sebastian
+ and his daughters, and that henceforth shall hardly find a breathing space
+ between eternal storms, must see her peaceful cell, must see the holy
+ chapel, for the last time. It was at vespers, it was during the chanting
+ of the vesper service, that she finally read the secret signal for her
+ departure, which long she had been looking for. It happened that her aunt,
+ the Lady Principal, had forgotten her breviary. As this was in a private
+ 'scrutoire, she did not choose to send a servant for it, but gave the key
+ to her niece. The niece, on opening the 'scrutoire, saw, with that
+ rapidity of eye-glance for the one thing needed in any great emergency,
+ which ever attended her through life, that <i>now</i> was the moment for
+ an attempt which, if neglected, might never return. There lay the total
+ keys, in one massive <i>trousseau</i>, of that fortress impregnable even
+ to armies from without. Saint Sebastian! do you see what your pet is going
+ to do? And do it she will, as sure as your name is St. Sebastian. Kate
+ went back to her aunt with the breviary and the key; but taking good care
+ to leave that awful door, on whose hinge revolved her whole life,
+ unlocked. Delivering the two articles to the Superior, she complained of a
+ headache&mdash;[Ah, Kate! what did you know of headaches, except now and
+ then afterwards from a stray bullet, or so?]&mdash;upon which her aunt,
+ kissing her forehead, dismissed her to bed. Now, then, through
+ three-fourths of an hour Kate will have free elbow-room for unanchoring
+ her boat, for unshipping her oars, and for pulling ahead right out of St.
+ Sebastian's cove into the main ocean of life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Catalina, the reader is to understand, does not belong to the class of
+ persons in whom chiefly I pretend to an interest. But everywhere one loves
+ energy and indomitable courage. I, for my part, admire not, by preference,
+ anything that points to this world. It is the child of reverie and
+ profounder sensibility who turns <i>away</i> from the world as hateful and
+ insufficient, that engages <i>my</i> interest: whereas Catalina was the
+ very model of the class fitted for facing this world, and who express
+ their love to it by fighting with it and kicking it from year to year.
+ But, always, what is best in its kind one admires, even though the kind be
+ disagreeable. Kate's advantages for her <i>role</i> in this life lay in
+ four things, viz., in a well-built person, and a particularly strong
+ wrist; 2d, in a heart that nothing could appal; 3d, in a sagacious head,
+ never drawn aside from the <i>hoc age</i> [from the instant question of
+ life] by any weakness of imagination; 4th, in a tolerably thick skin&mdash;not
+ literally, for she was fair and blooming, and decidedly handsome, having
+ such a skin as became a young woman of family in northernmost Spain. But
+ her sensibilities were obtuse as regarded <i>some</i> modes of delicacy,
+ <i>some</i> modes of equity, <i>some</i> modes of the world's opinion, and
+ <i>all</i> modes whatever of personal hardship. Lay a stress on that word
+ <i>some</i>&mdash;for, as to delicacy, she never lost sight of the kind
+ which peculiarly concerns her sex. Long afterwards she told the Pope
+ himself, when confessing without disguise her sad and infinite wanderings
+ to the paternal old man (and I feel convinced of her veracity), that in
+ this respect, even then, at middle age, she was as pure as is a child.
+ And, as to equity, it was only that she substituted the equity of camps
+ for the polished (but often more iniquitous) equity of courts and towns.
+ As to the third item&mdash;the world's opinion&mdash;I don't know that you
+ need lay a stress on <i>some</i>; for, generally speaking, <i>all</i> that
+ the world did, said, or thought, was alike contemptible in her eyes, in
+ which, perhaps, she was not so <i>very</i> far wrong. I must add, though
+ at the cost of interrupting the story by two or three more sentences, that
+ Catalina had also a fifth advantage, which sounds humbly, but is really of
+ use in a world, where even to fold and seal a letter adroitly is not the
+ least of accomplishments. She was a <i>handy</i> girl. She could turn her
+ hand to anything, of which I will give you two memorable instances. Was
+ there ever a girl in this world but herself that cheated and snapped her
+ fingers at that awful Inquisition, which brooded over the convents of
+ Spain, that did this without collusion from outside, trusting to nobody,
+ but to herself, and what? to one needle, two hanks of thread, and a very
+ inferior pair of scissors? For, that the scissors were bad, though Kate
+ does not say so in her memoirs, I knew by an <i>a priori</i> argument,
+ viz., because <i>all</i> scissors were bad in the year 1607. Now, say all
+ decent logicians, from a universal to a particular <i>valet consequentia</i>,
+ <i>all</i> scissors were bad: <i>ergo</i>, <i>some</i> scissors were bad.
+ The second instance of her handiness will surprise you even more:&mdash;She
+ once stood upon a scaffold, under sentence of death&mdash;[but,
+ understand, on the evidence of false witnesses]. Jack Ketch was absolutely
+ tying the knot under her ear, and the shameful man of ropes fumbled so
+ deplorably, that Kate (who by much nautical experience had learned from
+ another sort of 'Jack' how a knot <i>should</i> be tied in this world,)
+ lost all patience with the contemptible artist, told him she was ashamed
+ of him, took the rope out of his hand, and tied the knot irreproachably
+ herself. The crowd saluted her with a festal roll, long and loud, of <i>vivas</i>;
+ and this word <i>viva</i> of good augury&mdash;but stop; let me not
+ anticipate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From this sketch of Catalina's character, the reader is prepared to
+ understand the decision of her present proceeding. She had no time to
+ lose: the twilight favored her; but she must get under hiding before
+ pursuit commenced. Consequently she lost not one of her forty-five minutes
+ in picking and choosing. No <i>shilly-shally</i> in Kate. She saw with the
+ eyeball of an eagle what was indispensable. Some little money perhaps to
+ pay the first toll-bar of life: so, out of four shillings in Aunty's
+ purse, she took one. You can't say <i>that</i> was exorbitant. Which of us
+ wouldn't subscribe a shilling for poor Katy to put into the first trouser
+ pockets that ever she will wear? I remember even yet, as a personal
+ experience, that when first arrayed, at four years old, in nankeen
+ trousers, though still so far retaining hermaphrodite relations of dress
+ as to wear a petticoat above my trousers, all my female friends (because
+ they pitied me, as one that had suffered from years of ague) filled my
+ pockets with half-crowns, of which I can render no account at this day.
+ But what were my poor pretensions by the side of Kate's? Kate was a fine
+ blooming girl of fifteen, with no touch of ague, and, before the next sun
+ rises, Kate shall draw on her first trousers, and made by her own hand;
+ and, that she may do so, of all the valuables in Aunty's repository she
+ takes nothing beside the shilling, <i>quantum sufficit</i> of thread, one
+ stout needle, and (as I told you before, if you would please to remember
+ things) one bad pair of scissors. Now she was ready; ready to cast off St.
+ Sebastian's towing-rope; ready to cut and run for port anywhere. The
+ finishing touch of her preparations was to pick out the proper keys: even
+ there she showed the same discretion. She did do no gratuitous mischief.
+ She did not take the wine-cellar key, which would have irritated the good
+ father confessor; she took those keys only that belonged to <i>her</i>, if
+ ever keys did; for they were the keys that locked her out from her natural
+ birthright of liberty. 'Show me,' says the Romish Casuist, 'her right in
+ law to let herself out of that nunnery.' 'Show us,' we reply, '<i>your</i>
+ right to lock her in.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Right or wrong, however, in strict casuistry, Kate was resolved to let
+ herself out; and <i>did</i> so; and, for fear any man should creep in
+ whilst vespers lasted, and steal the kitchen grate, she locked her old
+ friends <i>in</i>. Then she sought a shelter. The air was not cold. She
+ hurried into a chestnut wood, and upon withered leaves slept till dawn.
+ Spanish diet and youth leaves the digestion undisordered, and the slumbers
+ light. When the lark rose, up rose Catalina. No time to lose, for she was
+ still in the dress of a nun, and liable to be arrested by any man in
+ Spain. With her <i>armed</i> finger, [aye, by the way, I forgot the
+ thimble; but Kate did <i>not</i>]&mdash;she set to work upon her
+ amply-embroidered petticoat. She turned it wrong side out; and with the
+ magic that only female hands possess, she had soon sketched and finished a
+ dashing pair of Wellington trousers. All other changes were made according
+ to the materials she possessed, and quite sufficiently to disguise the two
+ main perils&mdash;her sex, and her monastic dedication. What was she to do
+ next. Speaking of Wellington trousers would remind <i>us</i>, but could
+ hardly remind <i>her</i>, of Vittoria, where she dimly had heard of some
+ maternal relative. To Vittoria, therefore, she bent her course; and, like
+ the Duke of Wellington, but arriving more than two centuries earlier,
+ [though <i>he</i> too is an early riser,] she gained a great victory at
+ that place. She had made a two days' march, baggage far in the rear, and
+ no provisions but wild berries; she depended for anything better, as
+ light-heartedly as the Duke, upon attacking, sword in hand, storming her
+ dear friend's entrenchments, and effecting a lodgment in his
+ breakfast-room, should he happen to have one. This amiable relative, an
+ elderly man, had but one foible, or perhaps one virtue in this world; but
+ <i>that</i> he had in perfection,&mdash;it was pedantry. On that hint
+ Catalina spoke: she knew by heart, from the services of the convent, a few
+ Latin phrases. Latin!&mdash;Oh, but <i>that</i> was charming; and in one
+ so young! The grave Don owned the soft impeachment; relented at once, and
+ clasped the hopeful young gentleman in the Wellington trousers to his <i>uncular</i>
+ and rather angular breast. In this house the yarn of life was of a mingled
+ quality. The table was good, but that was exactly what Kate cared little
+ about. The amusement was of the worst kind. It consisted chiefly in
+ conjugating Latin verbs, especially such as were obstinately irregular. To
+ show him a withered frost-bitten verb, that wanted its preterite, wanted
+ its supines, wanted, in fact, everything in this world, fruits or
+ blossoms, that make a verb desirable, was to earn the Don's gratitude for
+ life. All day long he was marching and countermarching his favorite
+ brigades of verbs&mdash;verbs frequentative, verbs inceptive, verbs
+ desiderative&mdash;horse, foot, and artillery; changing front, advancing
+ from the rear, throwing out skirmishing parties, until Kate, not given to
+ faint, must have thought of such a resource, as once in her life she had
+ thought so seasonably of a vesper headache. This was really worse than St.
+ Sebastian's. It reminds one of a French gayety in Thiebault or some such
+ author, who describes a rustic party, under equal despair, as employing
+ themselves in conjugating the verb <i>s'ennuyer,&mdash;Je m'ennuie, tu
+ t'ennuies, il s'ennuit; nous nous ennuyons</i>, &amp;c.; thence to the
+ imperfect&mdash;<i>Je m'ennuyois, tu t'ennuyois</i>, &amp;c.; thence to
+ the imperative&mdash;<i>Qu'il s'ennuye</i>, &amp;c.; and so on through the
+ whole melancholy conjugation. Now, you know, when the time comes that, <i>nous
+ nous ennuyons</i>, the best course is, to part. Kate saw <i>that</i>; and
+ she walked off from the Don's [of whose amorous passion for defective
+ verbs one would have wished to know the catastrophe], and took from his
+ mantel-piece rather move silver than she had levied on her aunt. But the
+ Don also was a relative; and really he owed her a small cheque on his
+ banker for turning out on his field-days. A man, if he <i>is</i> a
+ kinsman, has no right to bore one <i>gratis</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From Vittoria, Kate was guided by a carrier to Valladolid. Luckily, as it
+ seemed at first, but it made little difference in the end, here, at
+ Valladolid, were the King and his Court. Consequently, there was plenty of
+ regiments and plenty of regimental bands. Attracted by one of these,
+ Catalina was quietly listening to the music, when some street ruffians, in
+ derision of the gay colors and the form of her forest-made costume&mdash;[rascals!
+ one would like to have seen what sort of trousers <i>they</i> would have
+ made with no better scissors!]&mdash;began to pelt her with stones. Ah, my
+ friends, of the genus <i>blackguard</i>, you little know who it is that
+ you are selecting for experiments. This is the one creature of fifteen in
+ all Spain, be the other male or female, whom nature, and temper, and
+ provocation have qualified for taking the conceit out of you. This she
+ very soon did, laying open a head or two with a sharp stone, and letting
+ out rather too little than too much of bad Valladolid blood. But mark the
+ constant villany of this world. Certain Alguazils&mdash;very like some
+ other Alguazils that I know nearer home&mdash;having stood by quietly to
+ see the friendless stranger insulted and assaulted, now felt it their duty
+ to apprehend the poor nun for murderous violence: and had there been such
+ a thing as a treadmill in Valladolid, Kate was booked for a place on it
+ without further inquiry. Luckily, injustice does not <i>always</i>
+ prosper. A gallant young cavalier, who had witnessed from his windows the
+ whole affair, had seen the provocation, and admired Catalina's behavior&mdash;equally
+ patient at first and bold at last&mdash;hastened into the street, pursued
+ the officers, forced them to release their prisoner, upon stating the
+ circumstances of the case, and instantly offered Catalina a situation
+ amongst his retinue. He was a man of birth and fortune; and the place
+ offered, that of an honorary page, not being at all degrading even to a
+ 'daughter of somebody,' was cheerfully accepted. Here Catalina spent a
+ happy month. She was now splendidly dressed in dark blue velvet, by a
+ tailor that did not work within the gloom of a chestnut forest. She and
+ the young cavalier, Don Francisco de Cardenas, were mutually pleased, and
+ had mutual confidence. All went well&mdash;when one evening, but, luckily,
+ not until the sun had been set so long as to make all things indistinct,
+ who should march into the ante-chamber of the cavalier but that sublime of
+ crocodiles, <i>Papa</i>, that we lost sight of fifteen years ago, and
+ shall never see again after this night. He had his crocodile tears all
+ ready for use, in working order, like a good industrious fire-engine. It
+ was absolutely to Catalina herself that he advanced; whom, for many
+ reasons, he could not be supposed to recognise&mdash;lapse of years, male
+ attire, twilight, were all against him. Still, she might have the family
+ countenance; and Kate thought he looked with a suspicious scrutiny into
+ her face, as he inquired for the young Don. To avert her own face, to
+ announce him to Don Francisco, to wish him on the shores of that ancient
+ river for crocodiles, the Nile, furnished but one moment's work to the
+ active Catalina. She lingered, however, as her place entitled her to do,
+ at the door of the audience chamber. She guessed already, but in a moment
+ she <i>heard</i> from papa's lips what was the nature of his errand. His
+ daughter Catharine, he informed the Don, had eloped from the convent of
+ St. Sebastian, a place rich in delight. Then he laid open the unparalleled
+ ingratitude of such a step. Oh, the unseen treasure that had been spent
+ upon that girl! Oh, the untold sums of money that he had sunk in that
+ unhappy speculation! The nights of sleeplessness suffered during her
+ infancy! The fifteen years of solicitude thrown away in schemes for her
+ improvement! It would have moved the heart of a stone. The <i>hidalgo</i>
+ wept copiously at his own pathos. And to such a height of grandeur had he
+ carried his Spanish sense of the sublime, that he disdained to mention the
+ pocket-handkerchief which he had left at St. Sebastian's fifteen years
+ ago, by way of envelope for 'pussy,' and which, to the best of pussy's
+ knowledge, was the one sole memorandum of papa ever heard of at St.
+ Sebastian's. Pussy, however, saw no use in revising and correcting the
+ text of papa's remembrances. She showed her usual prudence, and her usual
+ incomparable decision. It did not appear, as yet, that she would be
+ reclaimed, or was at all suspected for the fugitive by her father. For it
+ is an instance of that singular fatality which pursued Catalina through
+ life, that, to her own astonishment, (as she now collected from her
+ father's conference,) nobody had traced her to Valladolid, nor had her
+ father's visit any connection with suspicious travelling in that
+ direction. The case was quite different. Strangely enough, her street row
+ had thrown her into the one sole household in all Spain that had an
+ official connection with St. Sebastian's. That convent had been founded by
+ the young cavalier's family; and, according to the usage of Spain, the
+ young man (as present representative of his house) was the responsible
+ protector of the establishment. It was not to the Don, as harborer of his
+ daughter, but to the Don, as <i>ex officio</i> visitor of the convent,
+ that the hidalgo was appealing. Probably Kate might have staid safely some
+ time longer. Yet, again, this would but have multiplied the clues for
+ tracing her; and, finally, she would too probably have been discovered;
+ after which, with all his youthful generosity, the poor Don could not have
+ protected her. Too terrific was the vengeance that awaited an abettor of
+ any fugitive nun; but, above all, if such a crime were perpetrated by an
+ official mandatory of the church. Yet, again, so far it was the more
+ hazardous course to abscond, that it almost revealed her to the young Don
+ as the missing daughter. Still, if it really <i>had</i> that effect,
+ nothing at present obliged him to pursue her, as might have been the case
+ a few weeks later. Kate argued (I dare say) rightly, as she always did.
+ Her prudence whispered eternally, that safety there was none for her,
+ until she had laid the Atlantic between herself and St. Sebastian's. Life
+ was to be for <i>her</i> a Bay of Biscay; and it was odds but she had
+ first embarked upon this billowy life from the literal Bay of Biscay.
+ Chance ordered otherwise. Or, as a Frenchman says with eloquent ingenuity,
+ in connection with this story, 'Chance is but the <i>pseudonyme</i> of God
+ for those particular cases which he does not subscribe openly with his own
+ sign manual.' She crept up stairs to her bed-room. Simple are the
+ travelling preparations of those that, possessing nothing, have no
+ imperials to pack. She had Juvenal's qualification for carolling gaily
+ through a forest full of robbers; for she had nothing to lose but a change
+ of linen, that rode easily enough under her left arm, leaving the right
+ free for answering any questions of impertinent customers. As she crept
+ down stairs, she heard the Crocodile still weeping forth his sorrows to
+ the pensive ear of twilight, and to the sympathetic Don Francisco. Now, it
+ would not have been filial or lady-like for Kate to do what I am going to
+ suggest; but what a pity that some gay brother page had not been there to
+ turn aside into the room, armed with a roasted potato, and, taking a
+ sportsman's aim, to have lodged it in the Crocodile's abominable mouth.
+ Yet, what an anachronism! There <i>were</i> no roasted potatoes in Spain
+ at that date, and very few in England. But anger drives a man to say
+ anything.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Catalina had seen her last of friends and enemies in Valladolid. Short was
+ her time there; but she had improved it so far as to make a few of both.
+ There was an eye or two in Valladolid that would have glared with malice
+ upon her, had she been seen by <i>all</i> eyes in that city, as she
+ tripped through the streets in the dusk; and eyes there were that would
+ have softened into tears, had they seen the desolate condition of the
+ child, or in vision had seen the struggles that were before her. But
+ what's the use of wasting tears upon our Kate? Wait till to-morrow morning
+ at sunrise, and see if she is particularly in need of pity. What now
+ should a young lady do&mdash;I propose it as a subject for a prize essay&mdash;that
+ finds herself in Valladolid at nighfall, having no letters of
+ introduction, not aware of any reason great or small for preferring any
+ street in general, except so far as she knows of some reason for avoiding
+ one or two streets in particular? The great problem I have stated, Kate
+ investigated as she went along; and she solved it with the accuracy with
+ which she ever applied to <i>practical</i> exigencies. Her conclusion was&mdash;that
+ the best door to knock at in such a case was the door where there was no
+ need to knock at all, as being unfastened, and open to all comers. For she
+ argued that within such a door there would be nothing to steal, so that,
+ at least, you could not be mistaken in the ark for a thief. Then, as to
+ stealing from <i>her</i>, they might do that if they could.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon these principles, which hostile critics will in vain endeavor to
+ undermine, she laid her hand upon what seemed a rude stable door. Such it
+ proved. There was an empty cart inside, certainly there was, but you
+ couldn't take <i>that</i> away in your pocket; and there were five loads
+ of straw, but then of those a lady could take no more than her <i>reticule</i>
+ would carry, which perhaps was allowed by the courtesy of Spain. So Kate
+ was right as to the difficulty of being challenged for a thief. Closing
+ the door as gently as she had opened it, she dropped her person, dressed
+ as she was, upon the nearest heap of straw. Some ten feet further were
+ lying two muleteers, honest and happy enough, as compared with the lords
+ of the bed-chamber then in Valladolid: but still gross men, carnally deaf
+ from eating garlic and onions, and other horrible substances. Accordingly,
+ they never heard her, nor were aware, until dawn, that such a blooming
+ person existed. But she was aware of <i>them</i>, and of their
+ conversation. They were talking of an expedition for America, on the point
+ of sailing under Don Ferdinand de Cordova. It was to sail from some
+ Andalusian port. That was the very thing for <i>her</i>. At daylight she
+ woke, and jumped up, needing no more toilet than the birds that already
+ were singing in the gardens, or than the two muleteers, who, good, honest
+ fellows, saluted the handsome boy kindly&mdash;thinking no ill at his
+ making free with <i>their</i> straw, though no leave had been asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these philo-garlic men Kate took her departure. The morning was
+ divine: and leaving Valladolid with the transports that befitted such a
+ golden dawn, feeling also already, in the very obscurity of her exit, the
+ pledge of her escape; she cared no longer for the Crocodile, or for St.
+ Sebastian, or (in the way of fear) for the protector of St. Sebastian,
+ though of <i>him</i> she thought with some tenderness; so deep is the
+ remembrance of kindness mixed with justice. Andalusia she reached rather
+ slowly; but many months before she was sixteen years old, and quite in
+ time for the expedition. St. Lucar being the port of rendezvous for the
+ Peruvian expedition, thither she went. All comers were welcome on board
+ the fleet; much more a fine young fellow like Kate. She was at once
+ engaged as a mate; and <i>her</i> ship, in particular, after doubling Cape
+ Horn without loss, made the coast of Peru. Paita was the port of her
+ destination. Very near to this port they were, when a storm threw them
+ upon a coral reef. There was little hope of the ship from the first, for
+ she was unmanageable, and was not expected to hold together for
+ twenty-four hours. In this condition, with death before their faces, mark
+ what Kate did; and please to remember it for her benefit, when she does
+ any other little thing that angers you. The crew lowered the long-boat.
+ Vainly the captain protested against this disloyal desertion of a king's
+ ship, which might yet perhaps be run on shore, so as to save the stores.
+ All the crew, to a man, deserted the captain. You may say <i>that</i>
+ literally; for the single exception was <i>not</i> a man, being our
+ bold-hearted Kate. She was the only sailor that refused to leave her
+ captain, or the king of Spain's ship. The rest pulled away for the shore,
+ and with fair hopes of reaching it. But one half-hour told another tale:
+ just about that time came a broad sheet of lightning, which, through the
+ darkness of evening, revealed the boat in the very act of mounting like a
+ horse upon an inner reef, instantly filling, and throwing out the crew,
+ every man of whom disappeared amongst the breakers. The night which
+ succeeded was gloomy for both the representatives of his Catholic Majesty.
+ It cannot be denied by the greatest of philosophers, that the muleteer's
+ stable at Valladolid was worth twenty such ships, though the stable was <i>not</i>
+ insured against fire, and the ship <i>was</i> insured against the sea and
+ the wind by some fellow that thought very little of his engagements. But
+ what's the use of sitting down to cry? That was never any trick of
+ Catalina's. By daybreak, she was at work with an axe in her hand. I knew
+ it, before ever I came to this place, in her memoirs. I felt, as sure as
+ if I had read it, that when day broke, we should find Kate hard at work.
+ Thimble or axe, trousers or raft, all one to <i>her</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain, though true to his duty, seems to have desponded. He gave no
+ help towards the raft. Signs were speaking, however, pretty loudly that he
+ must do something; for notice to quit was now served pretty liberally.
+ Kate's raft was ready; and she encouraged the captain to think that it
+ would give both of them something to hold by in swimming, if not even
+ carry double. At this moment, when all was waiting for a start, and the
+ ship herself was waiting for a final lurch, to say <i>Good-bye</i> to the
+ King of Spain, Kate went and did a thing which some misjudging people will
+ object to. She knew of a box laden with gold coins, reputed to be the King
+ of Spain's, and meant for contingencies in the voyage out. This she
+ smashed open with her axe, and took a sum equal to one hundred guineas
+ English; which, having well secured in a pillow-case, she then lashed
+ firmly to the raft. Now this, you know, though not <i>flotsam</i>, because
+ it would not float, was certainly, by maritime law, '<i>jetsom</i>.' It
+ would be the idlest of scruples to fancy that the sea or a shark had a
+ better right to it than a philosopher, or a splendid girl who showed
+ herself capable of writing a very fair 8vo, to say nothing of her
+ decapitating in battle several of the king's enemies, and recovering the
+ king's banner. No sane moralist would hesitate to do the same thing under
+ the same circumstances, on board an English vessel, though the First Lord
+ of the Admiralty should be looking on. The raft was now thrown into the
+ sea. Kate jumped after it, and then entreated the captain to follow her.
+ He attempted it; but, wanting her youthful agility, he struck his head
+ against a spar, and sank like lead, giving notice below that his ship was
+ coming. Kate mounted the raft, and was gradually washed ashore, but so
+ exhausted, as to have lost all recollection. She lay for hours until the
+ warmth of the sun revived her. On sitting up, she saw a desolate shore
+ stretching both ways&mdash;nothing to eat, nothing to drink, but
+ fortunately the raft and the money had been thrown near her; none of the
+ lashings having given way&mdash;only what is the use of a guinea amongst
+ tangle and sea-gulls? The money she distributed amongst her pockets, and
+ soon found strength to rise and march forward. But which <i>was</i>
+ forward? and which backward? She knew by the conversation of the sailors
+ that Paita must be in the neighborhood; and Paita, being a port, could not
+ be in the inside of Peru, but, of course, somewhere on its outside&mdash;and
+ the outside of a maritime land must be the shore; so that, if she kept the
+ shore, and went far enough, she could not fail of hitting her foot against
+ Paita at last, in the very darkest night, provided only she could first
+ find out which was <i>up</i> and which was <i>down</i>; else she might
+ walk her shoes off, and find herself six thousand miles in the wrong. Here
+ was an awkward case, all for want of a guide-post. Still, when one thinks
+ of Kate's prosperous horoscope, that after so long a voyage, <i>she</i>
+ only, out of the total crew, was thrown on the American shore, with one
+ hundred and five pounds in her purse of clear gain on the voyage, a
+ conviction arises that she <i>could</i> not guess wrongly. She might have
+ tossed up, having coins in her pocket, <i>heads or tails</i>? but this
+ kind of sortilege was then coming to be thought irreligious in
+ Christendom, as a Jewish and a Heathen mode of questioning the dark
+ future. She simply guessed, therefore; and very soon a thing happened
+ which, though adding nothing to strengthen her guess as a true one, did
+ much to sweeten it if it should prove a false one. On turning a point of
+ the shore, she came upon a barrel of biscuit washed ashore from the ship.
+ Biscuit is about the best thing I know, but it is the soonest spoiled; and
+ one would like to hear counsel on one puzzling point, why it is that a
+ touch of water utterly ruins it, taking its life, and leaving a <i>caput
+ mortuum</i> corpse! Upon this <i>caput</i> Kate breakfasted, though <i>her</i>
+ case was worse than mine; for any water that ever plagued <i>me</i> was
+ always fresh; now <i>hers</i> was a present from the Pacific ocean. She,
+ that was always prudent, packed up some of the Catholic king's biscuit, as
+ she had previously packed up far too little of his gold. But in such cases
+ a most delicate question occurs, pressing equally on medicine and algebra.
+ It is this: if you pack up too much, then, by this extra burthen of salt
+ provisions, you may retard for days your arrival at fresh provisions; on
+ the other hand, if you pack up too little, you may never arrive at all.
+ Catalina hit the <i>juste milieu;</i> and about twilight on the second
+ day, she found herself entering Paita, without having had to swim any
+ river in her walk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first thing, in such a case of distress, which a young lady does, even
+ if she happens to be a young gentleman, is to beautify her dress. Kate
+ always attended to <i>that</i>, as we know, having overlooked her in the
+ chestnut wood. The man she sent for was not properly a tailor, but one who
+ employed tailors, he himself furnishing the materials. His name was
+ Urquiza, a fact of very little importance to us in 1847, if it had stood
+ only at the head and foot of Kate's little account. But unhappily for
+ Kate's <i>début</i> on this vast American stage, the case was otherwise.
+ Mr. Urquiza had the misfortune (equally common in the old world and the
+ new) of being a knave; and also a showy specious knave. Kate, who had
+ prospered under sea allowances of biscuit and hardship, was now expanding
+ in proportions. With very little vanity or consciousness on that head, she
+ now displayed a really fine person; and, when drest anew in the way that
+ became a young officer in the Spanish service, she looked [Footnote: <i>'She
+ looked,' etc</i>. If ever the reader should visit Aix-la-Chapelle, he will
+ probably feel interest enough in the poor, wild impassioned girl, to look
+ out for a picture of her in that city, and the only one known <i>certainly</i>
+ to be authentic. It is in the collection of Mr. Sempeller. For some time
+ it was supposed that the best (if not the only) portrait of her lurked
+ somewhere in Italy. Since the discovery of the picture at Aix-la-Chapelle,
+ that notion has been abandoned. But there is great reason to believe that,
+ both in Madrid and Rome, many portraits of her must have been painted to
+ meet the intense interest which arose in her history subsequently amongst
+ all the men of rank, military or ecclesiastical, whether in Italy or
+ Spain. The date of these would range between sixteen and twenty-two years
+ from, the period which we have now reached (1608.)] the representative
+ picture of a Spanish <i>caballador</i>. It is strange that such an
+ appearance, and such a rank, should have suggested to Urquiza the
+ presumptuous idea of wishing that Kate might become his clerk. He <i>did</i>,
+ however wish it; for Kate wrote a beautiful hand; and a stranger thing is,
+ that Kate accepted his proposal. This might arise from the difficulty of
+ moving in those days to any distance in Peru. The ship had been merely
+ bringing stores to the station of Paita; and no corps of the royal armies
+ was readily to be reached, whilst something must be done at once for a
+ livelihood. Urquiza had two mercantile establishments, one at Trujillo, to
+ which he repaired in person, on Kate's agreeing to undertake the
+ management of the other in Paita. Like the sensible girl, that we have
+ always found her, she demanded specific instructions for her guidance in
+ duties so new. Certainly she was in a fair way for seeing life. Telling
+ her beads at St. Sebastian's, manoeuvreing irregular verbs at Vittoria,
+ acting as gentleman-usher at Valladolid, serving his Spanish Majesty round
+ Cape Horn, fighting with storms and sharks off the coast of Peru, and now
+ commencing as book-keeper or <i>commis</i> to a draper at Paita, does she
+ not justify the character that I myself gave her, just before dismissing
+ her from St. Sebastian's, of being a 'handy' girl? Mr. Urquiza's
+ instructions were short, easy to be understood, but rather comic; and yet,
+ which is odd, they led to tragic results. There were two debtors of the
+ shop, (<i>many</i>, it is to be hoped, but two meriting his affectionate
+ notice,) with respect to whom he left the most opposite directions. The
+ one was a very handsome lady; and the rule as to <i>her</i> was, that she
+ was to have credit unlimited, strictly unlimited. That was plain. The
+ other customer, favored by Mr. Urquiza's valedictory thoughts, was a young
+ man, cousin to the handsome lady, and bearing the name of Reyes. This
+ youth occupied in Mr. Urquiza's estimate the same hyperbolical rank as the
+ handsome lady, but on the opposite side of the equation. The rule as to <i>him</i>
+ was&mdash;that he was to have <i>no</i> credit; strictly none. In this
+ case, also, Kate saw no difficulty; and when she came to know Mr. Reyes a
+ little, she found the path of pleasure coinciding with the path of duty.
+ Mr. Urquiza could not be more precise in laying down the rule than Kate
+ was in enforcing it. But in the other case a scruple arose. <i>Unlimited</i>
+ might be a word, not of Spanish law, but of Spanish rhetoric; such as '<i>Live
+ a thousand years</i>,' which even annuity offices hear, and perhaps utter,
+ without a pang. Kate, therefore, wrote to Trujillo, expressing her honest
+ fears, and desiring to have more definite instructions. These were
+ positive. If the lady chose to send for the entire shop, her account was
+ to be debited instantly with <i>that</i>. She had, however, as yet, not
+ sent for the shop, but she began to manifest strong signs of sending for
+ the shop <i>man</i>. Upon the blooming young Biscayan had her roving eye
+ settled; and she was in a course of making up her mind to take Kate for a
+ sweetheart. Poor Kate saw this with a heavy heart. And, at the same time
+ that she had a prospect of a tender friend more than she wanted, she had
+ become certain of an extra enemy that she wanted quite as little. What she
+ had done to offend Mr. Reyes, Kate could not guess, except as to the
+ matter of the credit; but then, in that, she only executed her
+ instructions. Still Mr. Reyes was of opinion that there were two ways of
+ executing orders: but the main offence was unintentional on Kate's part.
+ Reyes, though as yet she did not know it, had himself been a candidate for
+ the situation of clerk; and intended probably to keep the equation
+ precisely as it was with respect to the allowance of credit, only to
+ change places with the handsome lady&mdash;keeping <i>her</i> on the
+ negative side, himself on the affirmative&mdash;an arrangement that you
+ know could have made no sort of pecuniary difference to Urquiza.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus stood matters, when a party of strolling players strolled into Paita.
+ Kate, as a Spaniard, being one held of the Paita aristocracy, was expected
+ to attend. She did so; and there also was the malignant Reyes. He came and
+ seated himself purposely so as to shut out Kate from all view of the
+ stage. She, who had nothing of the bully in her nature, and was a gentle
+ creature when her wild Biscayan blood had not been kindled by insult,
+ courteously requested him to move a little; upon which Reyes remarked that
+ it was not in his power to oblige the clerk as to that, but that he <i>could</i>
+ oblige him by cutting his throat. The tiger that slept in Catalina wakened
+ at once. She seized him, and would have executed vengeance on the spot,
+ but that a party of young men interposed to part them. The next day, when
+ Kate (always ready to forget and forgive) was thinking no more of the row,
+ Reyes passed; by spitting at the window, and other gestures insulting to
+ Kate, again he roused her Spanish blood. Out she rushed, sword in hand&mdash;a
+ duel began in the street, and very soon Kate's sword had passed into the
+ heart of Reyes. Now that the mischief was done, the police were, as usual,
+ all alive for the pleasure of avenging it. Kate found herself suddenly in
+ a strong prison, and with small hopes of leaving it, except for execution.
+ The relations of the dead man were potent in Paita, and clamorous for
+ justice, so that the <i>corregidor</i>, in a case where he saw a very poor
+ chance of being corrupted by bribes, felt it his duty to be sublimely
+ incorruptible. The reader knows, however, that, amongst the relatives of
+ the deceased bully, was that handsome lady, who differed as much from her
+ cousin in her sentiments as to Kate, as she did in the extent of her
+ credit with Mr. Urquiza. To <i>her</i> Kate wrote a note; and, using one
+ of the Spanish King's gold coins for bribing the jailor, got it safely
+ delivered. That, perhaps, was unnecessary; for the lady had been already
+ on the alert, and had summoned Urquiza from Trujillo. By some means, not
+ very luminously stated, and by paying proper fees in proper quarters, Kate
+ was smuggled out of the prison at nightfall, and smuggled into a pretty
+ house in the suburbs. Had she known exactly the footing she stood on as to
+ the law, she would have been decided. As it was, she was uneasy, and
+ jealous of mischief abroad; and, before supper, she understood it all.
+ Urquiza briefly informed his clerk, that it would be requisite for him to
+ marry the handsome lady. But why? Because, said Urquiza, after talking for
+ hours with the <i>corregidor</i>, who was infamous for obstinacy, he had
+ found it impossible to make him 'hear reason,' and release the prisoner,
+ until this compromise of marriage was suggested. But how could public
+ justice be pacified for the clerk's unfortunate homicide of Reyes, by a
+ female cousin of the deceased man engaging to love, honor, and obey the
+ clerk for life? Kate could not see her way through this logic. 'Nonsense,
+ my friend,' said Urquiza, 'you don't comprehend. As it stands, the affair
+ is a murder, and hanging the penalty. But, if you marry into the murdered
+ man's house, then it becomes a little family murder, all quiet and
+ comfortable amongst ourselves. What has the <i>corregidor</i> to do with
+ that? or the public either? Now, let me introduce the bride.' Supper
+ entered at that moment, and the bride immediately after. The
+ thoughtfulness of Kate was narrowly observed, and even alluded to, but
+ politely ascribed to the natural anxieties of a prisoner, and the very
+ imperfect state of liberation even yet from prison <i>surveillance</i>.
+ Kate had, indeed, never been in so trying a situation before. The
+ anxieties of the farewell night at St. Sebastian were nothing to this;
+ because, even if she had failed <i>then</i>, a failure might not have been
+ always irreparable. It was but to watch and wait. But now, at this supper
+ table, she was not more alive to the nature of the peril than she was to
+ the fact, that if, before the night closed, she did not by some means
+ escape from it, she never <i>would</i> escape with life. The deception as
+ to her sex, though resting on no motive that pointed to these people, or
+ at all concerned them, would be resented as if it had. The lady would
+ resent the case as a mockery; and Urquiza would lose his opportunity of
+ delivering himself from an imperious mistress. According to the usages of
+ the times and country, Kate knew that in twelve hours she would be
+ assassinated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ People of infirmer resolution would have lingered at the supper table, for
+ the sake of putting off the evil moment of final crisis. Not so Kate. She
+ had revolved the case on all its sides in a few minutes, and had formed
+ her resolution. This done, she was as ready for the trial at one moment as
+ another; and, when the lady suggested that the hardships of a prison must
+ have made repose desirable, Kate assented, and instantly rose. A sort of
+ procession formed, for the purpose of doing honor to the interesting
+ guest, and escorting him in pomp to his bedroom. Kate viewed it much in
+ the same light as the procession to which for some days she had been
+ expecting an invitation from the <i>corregidor</i>. Far ahead ran the
+ servant-woman as a sort of outrider. Then came Urquiza, like a Pasha of
+ two tails, who granted two sorts of credit, viz. unlimited and none at
+ all, bearing two wax-lights, one in each hand, and wanting only cymbals
+ and kettle-drums to express emphatically the pathos of his Castilian
+ strut. Next came the bride, a little in advance of the clerk, but still
+ turning obliquely towards him, and smiling graciously into his face.
+ Lastly, bringing up the rear, came the prisoner&mdash;our Kate&mdash;the
+ nun, the page, the mate, the clerk, the homicide, the convict; and, for
+ this day only, by particular desire, the bridegroom elect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Kate's fixed opinion, that, if for a moment she entered any bedroom
+ having obviously no outlet, her fate would be that of an ox once driven
+ within the shambles. Outside, the bullock might make some defence with his
+ horns; but once in, with no space for turning, he is muffled and gagged.
+ She carried her eye, therefore, like a hawk's, steady, though restless,
+ for vigilant examination of every angle she turned. Before she entered any
+ bedroom, she was resolved to reconnoiter it from the doorway, and, in case
+ of necessity, show fight at once, before entering&mdash;as the best
+ chance, after all, where all chances were bad. Everything ends; and at
+ last the procession reached the bedroom door, the outrider having filed
+ off to the rear. One glance sufficed to satisfy Kate that windows there
+ were none, and, therefore, no outlet for escape. Treachery appeared even
+ in <i>that</i>; and Kate, though unfortunately without arms, was now fixed
+ for resistance. Mr. Urquiza entered first&mdash;'Sound the trumpets! Beat
+ the drums!' There were, as we know already, no windows; but a slight
+ interruption to Mr. Urquiza's pompous tread showed that there were steps
+ downwards into the room. Those, thought Kate, will suit me even better.
+ She had watched the unlocking of the bedroom door&mdash;she had lost
+ nothing&mdash;she had marked that the key was left in the lock. At this
+ moment, the beautiful lady, as one acquainted with the details of the
+ house, turning with the air of a gracious monitress, held out her fair
+ hand to guide Kate in careful descent of the steps. This had the air of
+ taking out Kate to dance; and Kate, at that same moment, answering to it
+ by the gesture of a modern waltzer, threw her arm behind the lady's waist,
+ hurled her headlong down the steps right against Mr. Urquiza, draper and
+ haberdasher; and then, with the speed of lightning, throwing the door <i>home</i>
+ within its architrave, doubly locked the creditor and debtor into the
+ rat-trap which they had prepared for herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The affrighted out-rider fled with horror: she already knew that the clerk
+ had committed one homicide; a second would cost him still less thought;
+ and thus it happened that egress was left easy. But, when out and free
+ once more in the bright starry night, which way should Kate turn? The
+ whole city would prove but a rat-trap for her, as bad as Mr. Urquiza's, if
+ she was not off before morning. At a glance she comprehended that the sea
+ was her only chance. To the port she fled. All was silent. Watchmen there
+ were none. She jumped into a boat. To use the oars was dangerous, for she
+ had no means of muffling them. But she contrived to hoist a sail, pushed
+ off with a boat-hook, and was soon stretching across the water for the
+ mouth of the harbor before a breeze light but favorable. Having cleared
+ the difficulties of exit she lay down, and unintentionally fell asleep.
+ When she awoke the sun had been up three or four hours; all was right
+ otherwise; but had she not served as a sailor, Kate would have trembled
+ upon finding that, during her long sleep of perhaps seven or eight hours,
+ she had lost sight of land; by what distance she could only guess; and in
+ what direction, was to some degree doubtful. All this, however, seemed a
+ great advantage to the bold girl, throwing her thoughts back on the
+ enemies she had left behind. The disadvantage was&mdash;having no
+ breakfast, not even damaged biscuit; and some anxiety naturally arose as
+ to ulterior prospects a little beyond the horizon of breakfast. But who's
+ afraid? As sailors whistle for a wind, Catalina really had but to whistle
+ for anything with energy, and it was sure to come. Like Caesar to the
+ pilot of Dyrrhachium, she might have said, for the comfort of her poor
+ timorous boat, (though destined soon to perish,) '<i>Catalinam vehis, et
+ fortunas ejus</i>.' Meantime, being very doubtful as to the best course
+ for sailing, and content if her course did but lie offshore, she 'carried
+ on,' as sailors say, under easy sail, going, in fact, just whither and
+ just how the Pacific breezes suggested in the gentlest of whispers. <i>All
+ right behind</i>, was Kate's opinion; and, what was better, very soon she
+ might say, <i>all right ahead:</i> for some hour or two before sunset,
+ when dinner was for once becoming, even to Kate, the most interesting of
+ subjects for meditation, suddenly a large ship began to swell upon the
+ brilliant atmosphere. In those latitudes, and in those years, any ship was
+ pretty sure to be Spanish: sixty years later the odds were in favor of its
+ being an English buccaneer; which would have given a new direction to
+ Kate's energy. Kate continued to make signals with a handkerchief whiter
+ than the crocodile's of Ann. Dom. 1592, else it would hardly have been
+ noticed. Perhaps, after all, it would not, but that the ship's course
+ carried her very nearly across Kate's. The stranger lay-to for her. It was
+ dark by the time Kate steered herself under the ship's quarter; and <i>then</i>
+ was seen an instance of this girl's eternal wakefulness. Something was
+ painted on the stern of her boat, she could not see <i>what;</i> but she
+ judged that it would express some connection with the port that she had
+ just quitted. Now it was her wish to break the chain of traces connecting
+ her with such a scamp as Urquiza; since else, through his commercial
+ correspondence, he might disperse over Peru a portrait of herself by no
+ means flattering. How should she accomplish this? It was dark; and she
+ stood, as you may see an Etonian do at times, rocking her little boat from
+ side to side, until it had taken in water as much as might be agreeable.
+ Too much it proved for the boat's constitution, and the boat perished of
+ dropsy&mdash;Kate declining to tap it. She got a ducking herself; but what
+ cared she? Up the ship's side she went, as gaily as ever, in those years
+ when she was called pussy, she had raced after the nuns of St. Sebastian;
+ jumped upon deck, and told the first lieutenant, when he questioned her
+ about her adventures, quite as much truth as any man, under the rank of
+ admiral, had a right to expect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This ship was full of recruits for the Spanish army, and bound to
+ Concepcion. Even in that destiny was an iteration, or repeating memorial
+ of the significance that ran through Catalina's most casual adventures.
+ She had enlisted amongst the soldiers; and, on reaching port, the very
+ first person who came off from shore was a dashing young military officer,
+ whom at once by his name and rank, (though she had never consciously seen
+ him,) she identified as her own brother. He was splendidly situated in the
+ service, being the Governor-General's secretary, besides his rank as a
+ cavalry officer; and, his errand on board being to inspect the recruits,
+ naturally, on reading in the roll one of them described as a Biscayan, the
+ ardent young man came up with high-bred courtesy to Catalina, took the
+ young recruit's hand with kindness, feeling that to be a compatriot at so
+ great a distance was to be a sort of relative, and asked with emotion
+ after old boyish remembrances. There was a scriptural pathos in what
+ followed, as if it were some scene of domestic re-union, opening itself
+ from patriarchal ages. The young officer was the eldest son of the house,
+ and had left Spain when Catalina was only three years old. But, singularly
+ enough, Catalina it was, the little wild cat that he yet remembered seeing
+ at St. Sebastian's, upon whom his earliest inquiries settled. 'Did the
+ recruit know his family, the De Erausos?' O yes, every body knew <i>them</i>.
+ 'Did the recruit know little Catalina?' Catalina smiled, as she replied
+ that she did; and gave such an animated description of the little fiery
+ wretch, as made the officer's eye flash with gratified tenderness, and
+ with certainty that the recruit was no counterfeit Biscayan. Indeed, you
+ know, if Kate couldn't give a good description of 'Pussy,' who could? The
+ issue of the interview was&mdash;that the officer insisted on Kate's
+ making a home of his quarters. He did other services for his unknown
+ sister. He placed her as a trooper in his own regiment, and favored her in
+ many a way that is open to one having authority. But the person, after
+ all, that did most to serve our Kate, was Kate. War was then raging with
+ Indians, both from Chili and Peru. Kate had always done her duty in
+ action; but at length, in the decisive battle of Puren, there was an
+ opening for doing something more. Havoc had been made of her own squadron:
+ most of the officers were killed, and the standard was carried off. Kate
+ gathered around her a small party&mdash;galloped after the Indian column
+ that was carrying away the trophy&mdash;charged&mdash;saw all her own
+ party killed&mdash;but (in spite of wounds on her face and shoulder)
+ succeeded in bearing away the recovered standard. She rode up to the
+ general and his staff; she dismounted; she rendered up her prize; and
+ fainted away, much less from the blinding blood, than from the tears of
+ joy which dimmed her eyes, as the general, waving his sword in admiration
+ over her head, pronounced our Kate on the spot an <i>Alferez</i>,
+ [Footnote: <i>Alferez</i>. This rank in the Spanish army is, or was, on a
+ level with the modern <i>sous-lieutenant</i> of France.] or
+ standard-bearer, with a commission from the King of Spain and the Indies.
+ Bonny Kate! Noble Kate! I would there were not two centuries laid between
+ us, so that I might have the pleasure of kissing thy fair hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Kate had the good sense to see the danger of revealing her sex, or her
+ relationship, even to her own brother. The grasp of the Church never
+ relaxed, never 'prescribed,' unless freely and by choice. The nun, if
+ discovered, would have been taken out of the horse-barracks, or the
+ dragoon-saddle. She had the firmness, therefore, for many years, to resist
+ the sisterly impulses that sometimes suggested such a confidence. For
+ years, and those years the most important of her life&mdash;the years that
+ developed her character&mdash;she lived undetected as a brilliant cavalry
+ officer under her brother's patronage. And the bitterest grief in poor
+ Kate's whole life, was the tragical (and, were it not fully attested, one
+ might say the ultra-scenical,) event that dissolved their long connection.
+ Let me spend a word of apology on poor Kate's errors. We all commit many;
+ both you and I, reader. No, stop; that's not civil. You, reader, I know,
+ are a saint; I am <i>not</i>, though very near it. I <i>do</i> err at long
+ intervals; and then I think with indulgence of the many circumstances that
+ plead for this poor girl. The Spanish armies of that day inherited, from
+ the days of Cortez and Pizarro, shining remembrances of martial prowess,
+ and the very worst of ethics. To think little of bloodshed, to quarrel, to
+ fight, to gamble, to plunder, belonged to the very atmosphere of a camp,
+ to its indolence, to its ancient traditions. In your own defence, you were
+ obliged to do such things. Besides all these grounds of evil, the Spanish
+ army had just there an extra demoralization from a war with savages&mdash;faithless
+ and bloody. Do not think, I beseech you, too much, reader, of killing a
+ man. That word '<i>kill</i>' is sprinkled over every page of Kate's own
+ autobiography. It ought not to be read by the light of these days. Yet,
+ how if a man that she killed were&mdash;&mdash;? Hush! It was sad; but is
+ better hurried over in a few words. Years after this period, a young
+ officer one day dining with Kate, entreated her to become his second in a
+ duel. Such things were every-day affairs. However, Kate had reasons for
+ declining the service, and did so. But the officer, as he was sullenly
+ departing, said&mdash;that, if he were killed, (as he thought he <i>should</i>
+ be,) his death would lie at Kate's door. I do not take <i>his</i> view of
+ the case, and am not moved by his rhetoric or his logic. Kate <i>was</i>,
+ and relented. The duel was fixed for eleven at night, under the walls of a
+ monastery. Unhappily the night proved unusually dark, so that the two
+ principals had to tie white handkerchiefs round their elbows, in order to
+ descry each other. In the confusion they wounded each other mortally. Upon
+ that, according to a usage not peculiar to Spaniards, but extending (as
+ doubtless the reader knows) for a century longer to our own countrymen,
+ the two seconds were obliged in honor to do something towards avenging
+ their principals. Kate had her usual fatal luck. Her sword passed sheer
+ through the body of her opponent: this unknown opponent falling dead, had
+ just breath left to cry out, 'Ah, villain, you have killed me,' in a voice
+ of horrific reproach; and the voice was the voice of her brother!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The monks of the monastery, under whose silent shadows this murderous duel
+ had taken place, roused by the clashing of swords and the angry shouts of
+ combatants, issued out with torches to find one only of the four officers
+ surviving. Every convent and altar had a right of asylum for a short
+ period. According to the custom, the monks carried Kate, insensible with
+ anguish of mind, to the sanctuary of their chapel. There for some days
+ they detained her; but then, having furnished her with a horse and some
+ provisions, they turned her adrift. Which way should the unhappy fugitive
+ turn? In blindness of heart she turned towards the sea. It was the sea
+ that had brought her to Peru; it was the sea that would perhaps carry her
+ away. It was the sea that had first showed her this land and its golden
+ hopes; it was the sea that ought to hide from her its fearful
+ remembrances. The sea it was that had twice spared her life in
+ extremities; the sea it was that might now if it chose, take back the
+ bauble that it had spared in vain.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ KATE'S PASSAGE OVER THE ANDES.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Three days our poor heroine followed the coast. Her horse was then almost
+ unable to move; and on <i>his</i> account, she turned inland to a thicket
+ for grass and shelter. As she drew near to it, a voice challenged&mdash;'<i>Who
+ goes there</i>?' Kate answered, '<i>Spain</i>.' '<i>What people</i>?' '<i>A
+ friend</i>.' It was two soldiers, deserters, and almost starving. Kate
+ shared her provisions with these men: and, on hearing their plan, which
+ was to go over the Cordilleras, she agreed to join the party. <i>Their</i>
+ object was the wild one of seeking the river <i>Dorado</i>, whose waters
+ rolled along golden sands, and whose pebbles were emeralds. <i>Hers</i>
+ was to throw herself upon a line the least liable to pursuit, and the
+ readiest for a new chapter of life in which oblivion might be found for
+ the past. After a few days of incessant climbing and fatigue, they found
+ themselves in the regions of perpetual snow. Summer would come as vainly
+ to this kingdom of frost as to the grave of her brother. No fire, but the
+ fire of human blood in youthful veins, could ever be kept burning in these
+ aerial solitudes. Fuel was rarely to be found, and kindling a secret
+ hardly known except to Indians. However, our Kate can do everything, and
+ she's the girl, if ever girl <i>did</i> such a thing, or ever girl did <i>not</i>
+ such a thing, that I back at any odds for crossing the Cordilleras. I
+ would bet you something now, reader, if I thought you would deposit your
+ stakes by return of post, (as they play at chess through the post-office,)
+ that Kate does the trick, that she gets down to the other side; that the
+ soldiers do <i>not</i>: and that the horse, if preserved at all, is
+ preserved in a way that will leave him very little to boast of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The party had gathered wild berries and esculent roots at the foot of the
+ mountains, and the horse was of very great use in carrying them. But this
+ larder was soon emptied. There was nothing then to carry; so that the
+ horse's value, as a beast of burthen, fell cent per cent. In fact, very
+ soon he could not carry himself, and it became easy to calculate when he
+ would reach the bottom on the wrong side the Cordilleras. He took three
+ steps back for one upwards. A council of war being held, the small army
+ resolved to slaughter their horse. He, though a member of the expedition,
+ had no vote, and if he had the votes would have stood three to one&mdash;majority,
+ two against him. He was cut into quarters; which surprises me; for, unless
+ <i>one</i> quarter was considered his own share, it reminds one too much
+ of this amongst the many <i>facetić</i> of English midshipmen, who ask (on
+ any one of their number looking sulky) 'if it is his intention to marry
+ and retire from the service upon a superannuation of Ł4 4s. 4 1/2d. a
+ year, paid quarterly by way of bothering the purser.' The purser can't do
+ it with the help of farthings. And as respects aliquot parts, four shares
+ among three persons are as incommensurable as a guinea is against any
+ attempt at giving change in half-crowns. However, this was all the
+ preservation that the horse found. No saltpetre or sugar could be had: but
+ the frost was antiseptic. And the horse was preserved in as useful a sense
+ as ever apricots were preserved or strawberries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On a fire, painfully devised out of broom and withered leaves, a
+ horse-steak was dressed, for drink, snow as allowed <i>a discretion</i>.
+ This ought to have revived the party, and Kate, perhaps, it <i>did</i>.
+ But the poor deserters were thinly clad, and they had not the boiling
+ heart of Catalina. More and more they drooped. Kate did her best to cheer
+ them. But the march was nearly at an end for <i>them</i>, and they were
+ going in one half hour to receive their last billet. Yet, before this
+ consummation, they have a strange spectacle to see; such as few places
+ could show, but the upper chambers of the Cordilleras. They had reached a
+ billowy scene of rocky masses, large and small, looking shockingly black
+ on their perpendicular sides as they rose out of the vast snowy expanse.
+ Upon the highest of these, that was accessible, Kate mounted to look
+ around her, and she saw&mdash;oh, rapture at such an hour!&mdash;a man
+ sitting on a shelf of rock with a gun by his side. She shouted with joy to
+ her comrades, and ran down to communicate the joyful news. Here was a
+ sportsman, watching, perhaps, for an eagle; and now they would have
+ relief. One man's cheek kindled with the hectic of sudden joy, and he rose
+ eagerly to march. The other was fast sinking under the fatal sleep that
+ frost sends before herself as her merciful minister of death; but hearing
+ in his dream the tidings of relief, and assisted by his friends, he also
+ staggeringly arose. It could not be three minutes' walk, Kate thought, to
+ the station of the sportsman. That thought supported them all. Under
+ Kate's guidance, who had taken a sailor's glance at the bearings, they
+ soon unthreaded the labyrinth of rocks so far as to bring the man within
+ view. He had not left his resting-place; their steps on the soundless
+ snow, naturally, he could not hear; and, as their road brought them upon
+ him from the rear, still less could he see them. Kate hailed him; but so
+ keenly was he absorbed in some speculation, or in the object of his
+ watching, that he took no notice of them, not even moving his head. Kate
+ began to think there would be another man to rouse from sleep. Coming
+ close behind him, she touched his shoulder, and said, 'My friend, are you
+ sleeping?' Yes, he <i>was</i> sleeping; sleeping the sleep from which
+ there is no awaking; and the slight touch of Kate having disturbed the
+ equilibrium of the corpse, down it rolled on the snow: the frozen body
+ rang like a hollow iron cylinder; the face uppermost and blue with mould,
+ mouth open, teeth ghastly and bleaching in the frost, and a frightful grin
+ upon the lips. This dreadful spectacle finished the struggles of the
+ weaker man, who sank and died at once. The other made an effort with so
+ much spirit, that, in Kate's opinion, horror had acted upon him
+ beneficially as a stimulant. But it was not really so. It was a spasm of
+ morbid strength; a collapse succeeded; his blood began to freeze; he sat
+ down in spite of Kate, and <i>he</i> also died without further struggle.
+ Gone are the poor suffering deserters; stretched and bleaching upon the
+ snow; and insulted discipline is avenged. Great kings have long arms; and
+ sycophants are ever at hand for the errand of the potent. What had frost
+ and snow to do with the quarrel? Yet <i>they</i> made themselves
+ sycophantic servants of the King of Spain; and <i>they</i> dogged his
+ deserters up to the summit of the Cordilleras, more surely than any
+ Spanish bloodhound, or any Spanish tirailleur's bullet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now is our Kate standing alone on the summits of the Andes, in solitude
+ that is shocking, for she is alone with her own afflicted conscience.
+ Twice before she had stood in solitude as deep upon the wild&mdash;wild
+ waters of the Pacific; but her conscience had been then untroubled. Now,
+ is there nobody left that can help; her horse is dead&mdash;the soldiers
+ are dead. There is nobody that she can speak to except God; and very soon
+ you will find that she <i>does</i> speak to him; for already on these vast
+ aerial deserts He has been whispering to <i>her</i>. The condition of Kate
+ is exactly that of Coleridge's '<i>Ancient Mariner</i>.' But possibly,
+ reader, you may be amongst the many careless readers that have never fully
+ understood what that condition was. Suffer me to enlighten you, else you
+ ruin the story of the mariner; and by losing all its pathos, lose half the
+ jewels of its beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are three readers of the 'Ancient Mariner.' The first is gross
+ enough to fancy all the imagery of the mariner's visions delivered by the
+ poet for actual facts of experience; which being impossible, the whole
+ pulverizes, for that reader, into a baseless fairy tale. The second reader
+ is wiser than <i>that</i>; he knows that the imagery is <i>not</i>
+ baseless; it is the imagery of febrile delirium; really seen, but not seen
+ as an external reality. The mariner had caught the pestilential fever,
+ which carried off all his mates; he only had survived&mdash;the delirium
+ had vanished; but the visions that had haunted the delirium remained.
+ 'Yes,' says the third reader, 'they remained; naturally they did, being
+ scorched by fever into his brain; but how did they happen to remain on his
+ belief as gospel truths? The delirium had vanished: why had not the
+ painted scenery of the delirium vanished, except as visionary memorials of
+ a sorrow that was cancelled? Why was it that craziness settled upon this
+ mariner's brain, driving him, as if he were a Cain, or another Wandering
+ Jew, to 'pass like night&mdash;from land to land;' and, at uncertain
+ intervals, wrenching him until he made rehearsal of his errors, even at
+ the hard price of 'holding children from their play, and old men from the
+ chimney corner?' [Footnote: The beautiful words of Sir Philip Sidney, in
+ his '<i>Defense of Poesie</i>.'] That craziness, as the <i>third reader</i>
+ deciphers, rose out of a deeper soil than any bodily affection. It had its
+ root in penitential sorrow. Oh, bitter is the sorrow to a conscientious
+ heart, when, too late, it discovers the depth of a love that has been
+ trampled under foot! This mariner had slain the creature that, on all the
+ earth, loved him best. In the darkness of his cruel superstition he had
+ done it, to save his human brothers from a fancied inconvenience; and yet,
+ by that very act of cruelty, he had himself called destruction upon their
+ heads. The Nemesis that followed punished <i>him</i> through <i>them</i>&mdash;him,
+ that wronged, through those that wrongfully he sought to benefit. That
+ spirit who watches over the sanctities of love is a strong angel&mdash;is
+ a jealous angel; and this angel it was
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'That lov'd the bird, that lov'd the man,
+ That shot him with his bow.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He it was that followed the cruel archer into silent and slumbering seas;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Nine fathom deep he had follow'd him
+ Through the realms of mist and snow.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This jealous angel it was that pursued the man into noon-day darkness, and
+ the vision of dying oceans, into delirium, and finally, (when recovered
+ from disease) into an unsettled mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such, also, had been the offence of Kate; such, also was the punishment
+ that now is dogging her steps. She, like the mariner, had slain the one
+ sole creature that loved her upon the whole wide earth; she, like the
+ mariner, for this offence, had been hunted into frost and snow&mdash;very
+ soon will be hunted into delirium; and from <i>that</i> (if she escapes
+ with life) will be hunted into the trouble of a heart that cannot rest.
+ There was the excuse of one darkness for <i>her</i>; there was the excuse
+ of another darkness for the mariner. But, with all the excuses that earth,
+ and the darkness of earth, can furnish, bitter it would be for you or me,
+ reader, through every hour of life, waking or dreaming, to look back upon
+ one fatal moment when we had pierced the heart that would have died for
+ us. In this only the darkness had been merciful to Kate&mdash;that it had
+ hidden for ever from her victim the hand that slew him. But now in such
+ utter solitude, her thoughts ran back to their earliest interview. She
+ remembered with anguish, how, on first touching the shores of America,
+ almost the very first word that met her ear had been from <i>him</i>, the
+ brother whom she had killed, about the 'Pussy' of times long past; how the
+ gallant young man had hung upon her words, as in her native Basque she
+ described her own mischievous little self, of twelve years back; how his
+ color went and came, whilst his loving memory of the little sister was
+ revived by her own descriptive traits, giving back, as in a mirror, the
+ fawn-like grace, the squirrel-like restlessness, that once had kindled his
+ own delighted laughter; how he would take no denial, but showed on the
+ spot, that, simply to have touched&mdash;to have kissed&mdash;to have
+ played with the little wild thing, that glorified, by her innocence, the
+ gloom of St. Sebastian's cloisters, gave a <i>right</i> to his
+ hospitality; how, through <i>him</i> only, she had found a welcome in
+ camps; how, through <i>him</i>, she had found the avenue to honor and
+ distinction. And yet this brother, so loving and generous, it was that she
+ had dismissed from life. She paused; she turned round, as if looking back
+ for his grave; she saw the dreadful wildernesses of snow which already she
+ had traversed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Silent they were at this season, even as in the panting heats of noon, the
+ Zaarrahs of the torrid zone are oftentimes silent. Dreadful was the
+ silence; it was the nearest thing to the silence of the grave. Graves were
+ at the foot of the Andes, <i>that</i> she knew too well; graves were at
+ the summit of the Andes, <i>that</i> she saw too well. And, as she gazed,
+ a sudden thought flashed upon her, when her eyes settled upon the corpses
+ of the poor deserters&mdash;could she, like <i>them</i>, have been all
+ this while unconsciously executing judgment upon herself? Running from a
+ wrath that was doubtful, into the very jaws of a wrath that was
+ inexorable? Flying in panic&mdash;and behold! there was no man that
+ pursued? For the first time in her life, Kate trembled. <i>Not</i> for the
+ first time, Kate wept. Far less for the first time was it, that Kate bent
+ her knee&mdash;that Kate clasped her hands&mdash;that Kate prayed. But it
+ <i>was</i> the first time that she prayed as <i>they</i> pray, for whom no
+ more hope is left but in prayer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here let me pause a moment for the sake of making somebody angry. A
+ Frenchman, who sadly misjudges Kate, looking at her through a Parisian
+ opera-glass, gives it as <i>his</i> opinion&mdash;that, because Kate first
+ <i>records</i> her prayer on this occasion, therefore, now first of all
+ she prayed. <i>I</i> think not so. <i>I</i> love this Kate, blood-stained
+ as she is; and I could not love a woman that never bent her knee in
+ thankfulness or in supplication. However, we have all a right to our own
+ little opinion; and it is not you, '<i>mon cher</i>,' you Frenchman, that
+ I am angry with, but somebody else that stands behind you. You, Frenchman,
+ and your compatriots, I love oftentimes for your festal gaiety of heart;
+ and I quarrel only with your levity and that eternal worldliness that
+ freezes too fiercely&mdash;that absolutely blisters with its frost&mdash;like
+ the upper air of the Andes. <i>You</i> speak of Kate only as too readily
+ you speak of all women; the instinct of a natural scepticism being to
+ scoff at all hidden depths of truth. Else you are civil enough to Kate;
+ and your '<i>homage</i>' (such as it may happen to be) is always at the
+ service of a woman on the shortest notice. But behind <i>you</i>, I see a
+ worse fellow; a gloomy fanatic; a religious sycophant that seeks to
+ propitiate his circle by bitterness against the offences that are most
+ unlike his own. And against him, I must say one word for Kate to the too
+ hasty reader. This villain, whom I mark for a shot if he does not get out
+ of the way, opens his fire on our Kate under shelter of a lie. For there
+ is a standing lie in the very constitution of civil society, a <i>necessity</i>
+ of error, misleading us as to the proportions of crime. Mere necessity
+ obliges man to create many acts into felonies, and to punish them as the
+ heaviest offences, which his better sense teaches him secretly to regard
+ as perhaps among the lightest. Those poor deserters, for instance, were
+ they necessarily without excuse? They might have been oppressively used;
+ but in critical times of war, no matter for the individual palliations,
+ the deserter from his colors <i>must</i> be shot: there is no help for it:
+ as in extremities of general famine, we shoot the man (alas! we are <i>obliged</i>
+ to shoot him) that is found robbing the common stores in order to feed his
+ own perishing children, though the offence is hardly visible in the sight
+ of God. Only blockheads adjust their scale of guilt to the scale of human
+ punishments. Now, our wicked friend the fanatic, who calumniates Kate,
+ abuses the advantage which, for such a purpose, he derives from the
+ exaggerated social estimate of all violence. Personal security being so
+ main an object of social union, we are obliged to frown upon all modes of
+ violence as hostile to the central principle of that union. We are <i>obliged</i>
+ to rate it, according to the universal results towards which it tends, and
+ scarcely at all, according to the special condition of circumstances, in
+ which it may originate. Hence a horror arises for that class of offences,
+ which is (philosophically speaking) exaggerated; and by daily use, the
+ ethics of a police-office translate themselves, insensibly, into the
+ ethics even of religious people. But I tell that sycophantish fanatic&mdash;not
+ this only, viz., that he abuses unfairly, against Kate, the advantage
+ which he has from the <i>inevitably</i> distorted bias of society; but
+ also, I tell him this second little thing, viz., that upon turning away
+ the glass from that one obvious aspect of Kate's character, her too fiery
+ disposition to vindicate all rights by violence, and viewing her in
+ relation to <i>general</i> religious capacities, she was a thousand times
+ more promisingly endowed than himself. It is impossible to be noble in
+ many things, without having many points of contact with true religion. If
+ you deny <i>that</i> you it is that calumniate religion. Kate <i>was</i>
+ noble in many things. Her worst errors never took a shape of self-interest
+ or deceit. She was brave, she was generous, she was forgiving, she bore no
+ malice, she was full of truth&mdash;qualities that God loves either in man
+ or woman. She hated sycophants and dissemblers. <i>I</i> hate them; and
+ more than ever at this moment on her behalf. I wish she were but here&mdash;to
+ give a punch on the head to that fellow who traduces her. And, coming
+ round again to the occasion from which this short digression has started,
+ viz., the question raised by the Frenchman&mdash;whether Kate were a
+ person likely to <i>pray</i> under other circumstances than those of
+ extreme danger? I offer it as <i>my</i> opinion that she was. Violent
+ people are not always such from choice, but perhaps from situation. And,
+ though the circumstances of Kate's position allowed her little means for
+ realizing her own wishes, it is certain that those wishes pointed
+ continually to peace and an unworldly happiness, if <i>that</i> were
+ possible. The stormy clouds that enveloped her in camps, opened overhead
+ at intervals&mdash;showing her a far distant blue serene. She yearned, at
+ many times, for the rest which is not in camps or armies; and it is
+ certain, that she ever combined with any plans or day-dreams of
+ tranquillity, as their most essential ally, some aid derived from that
+ dovelike religion which, at St. Sebastian's, as an infant and through
+ girlhood, she had been taught so profoundly to adore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, let us rise from this discussion of Kate against libellers, as Kate
+ herself is rising from prayer, and consider, in conjunction with <i>her</i>,
+ the character and promise of that dreadful ground which lies immediately
+ before her. What is to be thought of it? I could wish we had a theodolite
+ here, and a spirit-level, and other instruments, for settling some
+ important questions. Yet no: on consideration, if one <i>had</i> a wish
+ allowed by that kind fairy, without whose assistance it would be quite
+ impossible to send, even for the spirit-level, nobody would throw away the
+ wish upon things so paltry. I would not put the fairy upon any such
+ errand: I would order the good creature to bring no spirit-level, but a
+ stiff glass of spirits for Kate&mdash;a palanquin, and relays of fifty
+ stout bearers&mdash;all drunk, in order that they might not feel the cold.
+ The main interest at this moment, and the main difficulty&mdash;indeed,
+ the 'open question' of the case&mdash;was, to ascertain whether the ascent
+ were yet accomplished or not; and when would the descent commence? or had
+ it, perhaps, long commenced? The character of the ground, in those
+ immediate successions that could be connected by the eye, decided nothing;
+ for the undulations of the level had been so continual for miles, as to
+ perplex any eye but an engineer's, in attempting to judge whether, upon
+ the whole, the tendency were upwards or downwards. Possibly it was yet
+ neither way; it is, indeed, probable, that Kate had been for some time
+ travelling along a series of terraces, that traversed the whole breadth of
+ the topmost area at that point of crossing the Cordilleras, and which
+ perhaps, but not certainly, compensated any casual tendencies downwards by
+ corresponding reascents. Then came the question&mdash;how long would these
+ terraces yet continue? and had the ascending parts <i>really</i> balanced
+ the descending?&mdash;upon <i>that</i> seemed to rest the final chance for
+ Kate. Because, unless she very soon reached a lower level, and a warmer
+ atmosphere, mere weariness would oblige her to lie down, under a
+ fierceness of cold, that would not suffer her to rise after once losing
+ the warmth of motion; or, inversely, if she even continued in motion, mere
+ extremity of cold would, of itself, speedily absorb the little surplus
+ energy for moving, which yet remained unexhausted by weariness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this stage of her progress, and whilst the agonizing question seemed
+ yet as indeterminate as ever, Kate's struggle with despair, which had been
+ greatly soothed by the fervor of her prayer, revolved upon her in deadlier
+ blackness. All turned, she saw, upon a race against time, and the arrears
+ of the road; and she, poor thing! how little qualified could <i>she</i>
+ be, in such a condition, for a race of any kind; and against two such
+ obstinate brutes as time and space! This hour of the progress, this
+ noontide of Kate's struggle, must have been the very crisis of the whole.
+ Despair was rapidly tending to ratify itself. Hope, in any degree, would
+ be a cordial for sustaining her efforts. But to flounder along a dreadful
+ chaos of snow-drifts, or snow-chasms, towards a point of rock, which,
+ being turned, should expose only another interminable succession of the
+ same character&mdash;might <i>that</i> be endured by ebbing spirits, by
+ stiffening limbs, by the ghastly darkness that was now beginning to gather
+ upon the inner eye? And, if once despair became triumphant, all the little
+ arrear of physical strength would collapse at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oh! verdure of human fields, cottages of men and women, (that now suddenly
+ seemed all brothers and sisters,) cottages with children around them at
+ play, that are so far below&mdash;oh! summer and spring, flowers and
+ blossoms, to which, as to <i>his</i> symbols, God has given the gorgeous
+ privilege of rehearsing for ever upon earth his most mysterious perfection&mdash;Life,
+ and the resurrections of Life&mdash;is it indeed true, that poor Kate must
+ never see you more? Mutteringly she put that question to herself. But
+ strange are the caprices of ebb and flow in the deep fountains of human
+ sensibilities. At this very moment, when the utter incapacitation of
+ despair was gathering fast at Kate's heart, a sudden lightening shot far
+ into her spirit, a reflux almost supernatural, from the earliest effects
+ of her prayer. A thought had struck her all at once, and this thought
+ prompted her immediately to turn round. Perhaps it was in some blind
+ yearning after the only memorials of life in this frightful region, that
+ she fixed her eye upon a point of hilly ground by which she identified the
+ spot near which the three corpses were lying. The silence seemed deeper
+ than ever. Neither was there any phantom memorial of life for the eye or
+ for the ear, nor wing of bird, nor echo, nor green leaf, nor creeping
+ thing, that moved or stirred, upon the soundless waste. Oh, what a relief
+ to this burthen of silence would be a human groan! Here seemed a motive
+ for still darker despair. And yet, at that very moment, a pulse of joy
+ began to thaw the ice at her heart. It struck her, as she reviewed the
+ ground, that undoubtedly it had been for some time slowly descending. Her
+ senses were much dulled by suffering; but this thought it was, suggested
+ by a sudden apprehension of a continued descending movement, which had
+ caused her to turn round. Sight had confirmed the suggestion first derived
+ from her own steps. The distance attained was now sufficient to establish
+ the tendency. Oh, yes, yes, to a certainty she had been descending for
+ some time. Frightful was the spasm of joy which whispered that the worst
+ was over. It was as when the shadow of midnight, that murderers had relied
+ on, is passing away from your beleagured shelter, and dawn will soon be
+ manifest. It was as when a flood, that all day long has raved against the
+ walls of your house, has ceased (you suddenly think) to rise; yes!
+ measured by a golden plummet, it <i>is</i> sinking beyond a doubt, and the
+ darlings of your household are saved. Kate faced round in agitation to her
+ proper direction. She saw, what previously, in her stunning confusion, she
+ had <i>not</i> seen, that, hardly two stones' throw in advance, lay a mass
+ of rock, split as into a gateway. Through that opening it now became
+ probable that the road was lying. Hurrying forward, she passed within the
+ natural gates. Gates of paradise they were. Ah, what a vista did that
+ gateway expose before her dazzled eye? what a revelation of heavenly
+ promise? Full two miles long, stretched a long narrow glen, everywhere
+ descending, and in many parts rapidly. All was now placed beyond a doubt.
+ She <i>was</i> descending&mdash;for hours, perhaps, <i>had</i> been
+ descending insensibly, the mighty staircase. Yes, Kate is leaving behind
+ her the kingdom of frost and the victories of death. Two miles farther
+ there may be rest, if there is not shelter. And very soon, as the crest of
+ her new-born happiness, she distinguished at the other end of that rocky
+ vista, a pavilion-shaped mass of dark green foliage&mdash;a belt of trees,
+ such as we see in the lovely parks of England, but islanded by a screen
+ (though not everywhere occupied by the usurpations) of a thick bushy
+ undergrowth. Oh, verdure of dark olive foliage, offered suddenly to
+ fainting eyes, as if by some winged patriarchal herald of wrath relenting&mdash;solitary
+ Arab's tent, rising with saintly signals of peace, in the dreadful desert,
+ must Kate indeed die even yet, whilst she sees but cannot reach you?
+ Outpost on the frontier of man's dominions, standing within life, but
+ looking out upon everlasting death, wilt thou hold up the anguish of thy
+ mocking invitation, only to betray? Never, perhaps, in this world was the
+ line so exquisitely grazed, that parts salvation and ruin. As the dove to
+ her dove-cot from the swooping hawk&mdash;as the Christian pinnace to
+ Christian batteries, from the bloody Mahometan corsair, so flew&mdash;so
+ tried to fly towards the anchoring thickets, that, alas! could not weigh
+ their anchors and make sail to meet her&mdash;the poor exhausted Kate from
+ the vengeance of pursuing frost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And she reached them; staggering, fainting, reeling, she entered beneath
+ the canopy of umbrageous trees. But, as oftentimes, the Hebrew fugitive to
+ a city of refuge, flying for his life before the avenger of blood, was
+ pressed so hotly that, on entering the archway of what seemed to <i>him</i>
+ the heavenly city-gate, as he kneeled in deep thankfulness to kiss its
+ holy merciful shadow, he could not rise again, but sank instantly with
+ infant weakness into sleep&mdash;sometimes to wake no more; so sank, so
+ collapsed upon the ground, without power to choose her couch, and with
+ little prospect of ever rising again to her feet, the martial nun. She lay
+ as luck had ordered it, with her head screened by the undergrowth of
+ bushes, from any gales that might arise; she lay exactly as she sank, with
+ her eyes up to heaven; and thus it was that the nun saw, before falling
+ asleep, the two sights that upon earth are fittest for the closing eyes of
+ a nun, whether destined to open again, or to close for ever. She saw the
+ interlacing of boughs overhead forming a dome, that seemed like the dome
+ of a cathedral. She saw through the fretwork of the foliage, another dome,
+ far beyond, the dome of an evening sky, the dome of some heavenly
+ cathedral, not built with hands. She saw upon this upper dome the vesper
+ lights, all alive with pathetic grandeur of coloring from a sunset that
+ had just been rolling down like a chorus. She had not, till now,
+ consciously observed the time of day; whether it were morning, or whether
+ it were afternoon, in her confusion she had not distinctly known. But now
+ she whispered to herself&mdash;'<i>It is evening</i>:' and what lurked
+ half unconsciously in these words might be&mdash;'The sun, that rejoices,
+ has finished his daily toil; man, that labors, has finished <i>his</i>; I,
+ that suffer, have finished mine.' That might be what she thought, but what
+ she <i>said</i> was&mdash;'It is evening; and the hour is come when the <i>Angelus</i>
+ is sounding through St. Sebastian.' What made her think of St. Sebastian,
+ so far away in depths of space and time? Her brain was wandering, now that
+ her feet were <i>not</i>; and, because her eyes had descended from the
+ heavenly to the earthly dome, <i>that</i> made her think of earthly
+ cathedrals, and of cathedral choirs, and of St. Sebastian's chapel, with
+ its silvery bells that carried the <i>Angelus</i> far into mountain
+ recesses. Perhaps, as her wanderings increased, she thought herself back
+ in childhood; became 'pussy' once again; fancied that all since then was a
+ frightful dream; that she was not upon the dreadful Andes, but still
+ kneeling in the holy chapel at vespers; still innocent as then; loved as
+ then she had been loved; and that all men were liars, who said her hand
+ was ever stained with blood. Little enough is mentioned of the delusions
+ which possessed her; but that little gives a key to the impulse which her
+ palpitating heart obeyed, and which her rambling brain for ever reproduced
+ in multiplying mirrors. Restlessness kept her in waking dreams for a brief
+ half hour. But then, fever and delirium would wait no longer; the killing
+ exhaustion would no longer be refused; the fever, the delirium, and the
+ exhaustion, swept in together with power like an army with banners; and
+ the nun ceased through the gathering twilight any more to watch the
+ cathedrals of earth, or the more solemn cathedrals that rose in the
+ heavens above.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All night long she slept in her verdurous St. Bernard's hospice without
+ awaking, and whether she would <i>ever</i> awake seemed to depend upon an
+ accident. The slumber that towered above her brain was like that
+ fluctuating silvery column which stands in scientific tubes sinking,
+ rising, deepening, lightening, contracting, expanding; or like the mist
+ that sits, through sultry afternoons, upon the river of the American St.
+ Peter, sometimes rarefying for minutes into sunny gauze, sometimes
+ condensing for hours into palls of funeral darkness. You fancy that, after
+ twelve hours of <i>any</i> sleep, she must have been refreshed; better at
+ least than she was last night. Ah! but sleep is not always sent upon
+ missions of refreshment. Sleep is sometimes the secret chamber in which
+ death arranges his machinery. Sleep is sometimes that deep mysterious
+ atmosphere, in which the human spirit is slowly unsettling its wings for
+ flight from earthly tenements. It is now eight o'clock in the morning;
+ and, to all appearance, if Kate should receive no aid before noon, when
+ next the sun is departing to his rest, Kate will be departing to hers;
+ when next the sun is holding out his golden Christian signal to man, that
+ the hour is come for letting his anger go down, Kate will be sleeping away
+ for ever into the arms of brotherly forgiveness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What is wanted just now for Kate, supposing Kate herself to be wanted by
+ this world, is, that this world would be kind enough to send her a little
+ brandy before it is too late. The simple truth was, and a truth which I
+ have known to take place in more ladies than Kate, who died or did <i>not</i>
+ die, accordingly, as they had or had not an adviser like myself, capable
+ of giving so sound an opinion, that the jewelly star of life had descended
+ too far down the arch towards setting, for any chance of re-ascending by
+ <i>spontaneous</i> effort. The fire was still burning in secret, but
+ needed to be rekindled by potent artificial breath. It lingered, and <i>might</i>
+ linger, but would never culminate again without some stimulus from earthly
+ vineyards. [Footnote: Though not exactly in the same circumstances as
+ Kate, or sleeping, <i>ŕ la belle étoile</i>, on a declivity of the Andes,
+ I have known (or heard circumstantially reported) the cases of many ladies
+ besides Kate, who were in precisely the same critical danger of perishing
+ for want of a little brandy. A dessert spoonful or two would have saved
+ them. Avaunt! you wicked 'Temperance' medallist! repent as fast as ever
+ you can, or, perhaps the next time we hear of you, <i>anasarca</i> and <i>hydro-thorax</i>
+ will be running after you to punish your shocking excesses in water.
+ Seriously, the case is one of constant recurrence, and constantly ending
+ fatally from <i>unseasonable</i> and pedantic rigor of temperance. The
+ fact is, that the medical profession composes the most generous and
+ liberal body of men amongst us; taken generally, by much the most
+ enlightened; but professionally, the most timid. Want of boldness in the
+ administration of opium, &amp;c., though they can be bold enough with
+ mercury, is their besetting infirmity. And from this infirmity females
+ suffer most. One instance I need hardly mention, the fatal case of an
+ august lady, mourned by nations, with respect to whom it was, and is, the
+ belief of multitudes to this hour (well able to judge), that she would
+ have been saved by a glass of brandy; and her attendant, who shot himself,
+ came to think so too late&mdash;too late for <i>her</i>, and too late for
+ himself. Amongst many cases of the same nature, which personally I have
+ been acquainted with, twenty years ago, a man, illustrious for his
+ intellectual accomplishments, mentioned to me that his own wife, during
+ her first or second confinement, was suddenly reported to him, by one of
+ her female attendants, (who slipped away unobserved by the medical
+ people,) as undoubtedly sinking fast. He hurried to her chamber, and <i>saw</i>
+ that it was so. The presiding medical authority, however, was inexorable.
+ 'Oh, by no means,' shaking his ambrosial wig, 'any stimulant at this
+ crisis would be fatal.' But no authority could overrule the concurrent
+ testimony of all symptoms, and of all unprofessional opinions. By some
+ pious falsehood my friend smuggled the doctor out of the room, and
+ immediately smuggled a glass of brandy into the poor lady's lips. She
+ recovered with magical power. The doctor is now dead, and went to his
+ grave under the delusive persuasion&mdash;that not any vile glass of
+ brandy, but the stern refusal of all brandy, was the thing that saved his
+ collapsing patient. The patient herself, who might naturally know
+ something of the matter, was of a different opinion. She sided with the
+ factious body around her bed, (comprehending all beside the doctor,) who
+ felt sure that death was rapidly approaching, <i>barring</i> that brandy.
+ The same result in the same appalling crisis, I have known repeatedly
+ produced by twenty-five drops of laudanum. An obstinate man will say&mdash;'Oh,
+ never listen to a non-medical man like this writer. Consult in such a case
+ your medical adviser.' You will, will you? Then let me tell you, that you
+ are missing the very logic of all I have been saying for the improvement
+ of blockheads, which is&mdash;that you should consult any man <i>but</i> a
+ medical man, since no other man has any obstinate prejudice of
+ professional timidity. N. B.&mdash;I prescribe for Kate <i>gratis</i>,
+ because she, poor thing! has so little to give. But from other ladies, who
+ may have the happiness to benefit by my advice, I expect a fee&mdash;not
+ so large a one considering the service&mdash;a flowering plant, suppose
+ the <i>second</i> best in their collection. I know it would be of no use
+ to ask for the <i>very</i> best, (which else I could wish to do,) because
+ that would only be leading them into little fibs. I don't insist on a <i>Yucca
+ gloriosa</i>, or a <i>Magnolia speciosissima</i>, (I hope there <i>is</i>
+ such a plant)&mdash;a rose or a violet will do. I am sure there is such a
+ plant as that. And if they settle their debts justly, I shall very soon be
+ master of the prettiest little conservatory in England. For, treat it not
+ as a jest, reader; no case of timid practice is so fatally frequent.] Kate
+ was ever lucky, though ever unfortunate; and the world, being of my
+ opinion that Kate was worth saving, made up its mind about half-past eight
+ o'clock in the morning to save her. Just at that time, when the night was
+ over, and its sufferings were hidden&mdash;in one of those intermitting
+ gleams that for a moment or two lightened the clouds of her slumber,
+ Kate's dull ear caught a sound that for years had spoken a familiar
+ language to <i>her</i>. What was it? It was the sound, though muffled and
+ deadened, like the ear that heard it, of horsemen advancing. Interpreted
+ by the tumultuous dreams of Kate, was it the cavalry of Spain, at whose
+ head so often she had charged the bloody Indian scalpers? Was it,
+ according to the legend of ancient days, cavalry that had been sown by her
+ brother's blood, cavalry that rose from the ground on an inquest of
+ retribution, and were racing up the Andes to seize her? Her dreams that
+ had opened sullenly to the sound waited for no answer, but closed again
+ into pompous darkness. Happily, the horsemen had caught the glimpse of
+ some bright ornament, clasp, or aiguillette, on Kate's dress. They were
+ hunters and foresters from below; servants in the household of a
+ beneficent lady; and in some pursuit of flying game had wandered beyond
+ their ordinary limits. Struck by the sudden scintillation from Kate's
+ dress played upon by the morning sun, they rode up to the thicket. Great
+ was their surprise, great their pity, to see a young officer in uniform
+ stretched within the bushes upon the ground, and perhaps dying. Borderers
+ from childhood on this dreadful frontier, sacred to winter and death, they
+ understood the case at once. They dismounted: and with the tenderness of
+ women, raising the poor frozen cornet in their arms, washed her temples
+ with brandy, whilst one, at intervals, suffered a few drops to trickle
+ within her lips. As the restoration of a warm bed was now most likely to
+ be successful, they lifted the helpless stranger upon a horse, walking on
+ each side with supporting arms. Once again our Kate is in the saddle; once
+ again a Spanish Caballador. But Kate's bridle-hand is deadly cold. And her
+ spurs, that she had never unfastened since leaving the monastic asylum,
+ hung as idle as the flapping sail that fills unsteadily with the breeze
+ upon a stranded ship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This procession had some miles to go, and over difficult ground; but at
+ length it reached the forest-like park and the chateau of the wealthy
+ proprietress. Kate was still half-frozen and speechless, except at
+ intervals. Heavens! can this corpse-like, languishing young woman, be the
+ Kate that once, in her radiant girlhood, rode with a handful of comrades
+ into a column of two thousand enemies, that saw her comrades die, that
+ persisted when all were dead, that tore from the heart of all resistance
+ the banner of her native Spain? Chance and change have 'written strange
+ defeatures in her face.' Much is changed; but some things are not changed:
+ there is still kindness that overflows with pity: there is still
+ helplessness that asks for this pity without a voice: she is now received
+ by a Senora, not less kind than that maternal aunt, who, on the night of
+ her birth, first welcomed her to a loving home; and she, the heroine of
+ Spain, is herself as helpless now as that little lady who, then at ten
+ minutes of age, was kissed and blessed by all the household of St.
+ Sebastian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us suppose Kate placed in a warm bed. Let us suppose her in a few
+ hours recovering steady consciousness; in a few days recovering some power
+ of self-support; in a fortnight able to seek the gay saloon, where the
+ Senora was sitting alone, and rendering thanks, with that deep sincerity
+ which ever characterized our wild-hearted Kate, for the critical services
+ received from that lady and her establishment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This lady, a widow, was what the French call a <i>métisse</i>, the
+ Spaniards a <i>mestizza</i>; that is, the daughter of a genuine Spaniard,
+ and an Indian mother. I shall call her simply a <i>creole</i>, [Footnote:
+ 'Creole.'&mdash;At that time the infusion of negro or African blood was
+ small. Consequently none of the negro hideousness was diffused. After
+ these intercomplexities had arisen between all complications of descent
+ from three original strands, European, American, African, the distinctions
+ of social consideration founded on them bred names so many, that a court
+ calendar was necessary to keep you from blundering. As yet, the varieties
+ were few. Meantime, the word <i>creole</i> has always been misapplied in
+ our English colonies to a person (though of strictly European blood,)
+ simply because <i>born</i> in the West Indies. In this English use, it
+ expresses the same difference as the Romans indicated by <i>Hispanus</i>
+ and <i>Hispanicus</i>. The first meant a person of Spanish blood, a native
+ of Spain; the second, a Roman born in Spain. So of <i>Germanus</i> and <i>Germanicus</i>,
+ <i>Italus</i> and <i>Italicus</i>, <i>Anglus</i> and <i>Anglicus</i>,
+ &amp;c.; an important distinction, on which see Casaubon <i>apud
+ Scriptores. Hist. Augustan.</i>] which will indicate her want of pure
+ Spanish blood sufficiently to explain her deference for those who had it.
+ She was a kind, liberal woman; rich rather more than needed where there
+ were no opera boxes to rent&mdash;a widow about fifty years old in the
+ wicked world's account, some forty-four in her own; and happy, above all,
+ in the possession of a most lovely daughter, whom even the wicked world
+ did not accuse of more than sixteen years. This daughter, Juana, was&mdash;But
+ stop&mdash;let her open the door of the saloon in which the Senora and the
+ cornet are conversing, and speak for herself. She did so, after an hour
+ had passed; which length of time, to <i>her</i> that never had any
+ business whatever in her innocent life, seemed sufficient to settle the
+ business of the old world and the new. Had Pietro Diaz (as Catalina now
+ called herself) been really a Peter, and not a sham Peter, what a vision
+ of loveliness would have rushed upon his sensibilities as the door opened!
+ Do not expect me to describe her, for which, however, there are materials
+ extant, sleeping in archives, where they have slept for two hundred and
+ twenty years. It is enough that she is reported to have united the stately
+ tread of Andalusian women with the innocent voluptuousness of Peruvian
+ eyes. As to her complexion and figure, be it known that Juana's father was
+ a gentleman from Grenada, having in his veins the grandest blood of all
+ this earth, blood of Goths and Vandals, tainted (for which Heaven be
+ thanked!) twice over with blood of Arabs&mdash;once through Moors, once
+ through Jews; [Footnote: It is well known, that the very reason why the
+ Spanish of all nations became the most gloomily jealous of a Jewish cross
+ in the pedigree, was because, until the vigilance of the Church rose into
+ ferocity, in no nation was such a cross so common. The hatred of fear is
+ ever the deepest. And men hated the Jewish taint, as once in Jerusalem
+ they hated the leprosy, because even whilst they raved against it, the
+ secret proofs of it might be detected amongst their own kindred, even as
+ in the Temple, whilst once a king rose in mutiny against the priesthood,
+ (2 Chron. xxvi 16-20,) suddenly the leprosy that dethroned him, blazed out
+ upon his forehead.] whilst from her grandmother, Juana drew the deep
+ subtle melancholy and the beautiful contours of limb which belong to the
+ Indian race&mdash;a race destined silently and slowly to fade from the
+ earth. No awkwardness was or could be in this antelope, when gliding with
+ forest grace into the room&mdash;no town-bred shame&mdash;nothing but the
+ unaffected pleasure of one who wishes to speak a fervent welcome, but
+ knows not if she ought&mdash;the astonishment of a Miranda, bred in utter
+ solitude, when first beholding a princely Ferdinand&mdash;and just so much
+ reserve as to remind you, that if Catalina thought fit to dissemble her
+ sex, she did <i>not</i>. And consider, reader, if you look back and are a
+ great arithmetician, that whilst the Senora had only fifty per cent of
+ Spanish blood, Juana had seventy-five; so that her Indian melancholy after
+ all was swallowed up for the present by her Vandal, by her Arab, by her
+ Spanish fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Catalina, seared as she was by the world, has left it evident in her
+ memoirs that she was touched more than she wished to be by this innocent
+ child. Juana formed a brief lull for Catalina in her too stormy existence.
+ And if for <i>her</i> in this life the sweet reality of a sister had been
+ possible, here was the sister she would have chosen. On the other hand,
+ what might Juana think of the cornet? To have been thrown upon the kind
+ hospitalities of her native home, to have been rescued by her mother's
+ servants from that fearful death which, lying but a few miles off, had
+ filled her nursery with traditionary tragedies,&mdash;<i>that</i> was
+ sufficient to create an interest in the stranger. But his bold martial
+ demeanor, his yet youthful style of beauty, his frank manners, his
+ animated conversation that reported a hundred contests with suffering and
+ peril, wakened for the first time her admiration. Men she had never seen
+ before, except menial servants, or a casual priest. But here was a
+ gentleman, young like herself, that rode in the cavalry of Spain&mdash;that
+ carried the banner of the only potentate whom Peruvians knew of&mdash;the
+ King of the Spains and the Indies&mdash;that had doubled Cape Horn, that
+ had crossed the Andes, that had suffered shipwreck, that had rocked upon
+ fifty storms, and had wrestled for life through fifty battles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader knows all that followed. The sisterly love which Catalina did
+ really feel for this young mountaineer was inevitably misconstrued.
+ Embarrassed, but not able, from sincere affection, or almost in bare
+ propriety, to refuse such expressions of feeling as corresponded to the
+ artless and involuntary kindnesses of the ingenuous Juana, one day the
+ cornet was surprised by mamma in the act of encircling her daughter's
+ waist with his martial arm, although waltzing was premature by at least
+ two centuries in Peru. She taxed him instantly with dishonorably abusing
+ her confidence. The cornet made but a bad defence. He muttered something
+ about '<i>fraternal affection</i>,' about 'esteem,' and a great deal of
+ metaphysical words that are destined to remain untranslated in their
+ original Spanish. The good Senora, though she could boast only of
+ forty-four years' experience, was not altogether to be '<i>had</i>' in
+ that fashion&mdash;she was as learned as if she had been fifty, and she
+ brought matters to a speedy crisis. 'You are a Spaniard,' she said, 'a
+ gentleman, therefore; <i>remember</i> that you are a gentleman. This very
+ night, if your intentions are not serious, quit my house. Go to Tucuman;
+ you shall command my horses and servants; but stay no longer to increase
+ the sorrow that already you will have left behind you. My daughter loves
+ you. That is sorrow enough, if you are trifling with us. But, if not, and
+ you also love <i>her</i>, and can be happy in our solitary mode of life,
+ stay with us&mdash;stay for ever. Marry Juana with my free consent. I ask
+ not for wealth. Mine is sufficient for you both.' The cornet protested
+ that the honor was one never contemplated by <i>him</i>&mdash;that it was
+ too great&mdash;that&mdash;. But, of course, reader, you know that
+ 'gammon' flourishes in Peru, amongst the silver mines, as well as in some
+ more boreal lands that produce little better than copper and tin. 'Tin,'
+ however, has its uses. The delighted Senora overruled all objections,
+ great and small; and she confirmed Juana's notion that the business of two
+ worlds could be transacted in an hour, by settling her daughter's future
+ happiness in exactly twenty minutes. The poor, weak Catalina, not acting
+ now in any spirit of recklessness, grieving sincerely for the gulf that
+ was opening before her, and yet shrinking effeminately from the momentary
+ shock that would be inflicted by a firm adherence to her duty, clinging to
+ the anodyne of a short delay, allowed herself to be installed as the lover
+ of Juana. Considerations of convenience, however, postponed the marriage.
+ It was requisite to make various purchases; and for this, it was requisite
+ to visit Tucuman, where, also, the marriage ceremony could be performed
+ with more circumstantial splendor. To Tucuman, therefore, after some
+ weeks' interval, the whole party repaired. And at Tucuman it was that the
+ tragical events arose, which, whilst interrupting such a mockery for ever,
+ left the poor Juana still happily deceived, and never believing for a
+ moment that hers was a rejected or a deluded heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One reporter of Mr. De Ferrer's narrative forgets his usual generosity,
+ when he says that the Senora's gift of her daughter to the Alferez was not
+ quite so disinterested as it seemed to be. Certainly it was not so
+ disinterested as European ignorance might fancy it: but it was quite as
+ much so as it ought to have been, in balancing the interests of a child.
+ Very true it is&mdash;that, being a genuine Spaniard, who was still a rare
+ creature in so vast a world as Peru, being a Spartan amongst Helots, an
+ Englishman amongst Savages, an Alferez would in those days have been a
+ natural noble. His alliance created honor for his wife and for his
+ descendants. Something, therefore, the cornet would add to the family
+ consideration. But, instead of selfishness, it argued just regard for her
+ daughter's interest to build upon this, as some sort of equipoise to the
+ wealth which her daughter would bring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Spaniard, however, as he was, our Alferez on reaching Tucuman found no
+ Spaniards to mix with, but instead twelve Portuguese.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Catalina remembered the Spanish proverb&mdash;'Subtract from a Spaniard
+ all his good qualities, and the remainder makes a pretty fair Portuguese;'
+ but, as there was nobody else to gamble with, she entered freely into
+ their society. Very soon she suspected that there was foul play: all modes
+ of doctoring dice had been made familiar to <i>her</i> by the experience
+ of camps. She watched; and, by the time she had lost her final coin, she
+ was satisfied that she had been plundered. In her first anger she would
+ have been glad to switch the whole dozen across the eyes; but, as twelve
+ to one were too great odds, she determined on limiting her vengeance to
+ the immediate culprit. Him she followed into the street; and coming near
+ enough to distinguish his profile reflected on a wall, she continued to
+ keep him in view from a short distance. The light-hearted young cavalier
+ whistled, as he went, an old Portuguese ballad of romance; and in a
+ quarter of an hour came up to an house, the front door of which he began
+ to open with a pass-key. This operation was the signal for Catalina that
+ the hour of vengeance had struck; and, stepping hastily up, she tapped the
+ Portuguese on the shoulder, saying&mdash;'Senor, you are a robber!' The
+ Portuguese turned coolly round, and, seeing his gaming antagonist, replied&mdash;'Possibly,
+ Sir; but I have no particular fancy for being told so,' at the same time
+ drawing his sword. Catalina had not designed to take any advantage; and
+ the touching him on the shoulder, with the interchange of speeches, and
+ the known character of Kate, sufficiently imply it. But it is too probable
+ in such cases, that the party whose intention has been regularly settled
+ from the first, will, and must have an advantage unconsciously over a man
+ so abruptly thrown on his defence. However this might be, they had not
+ fought a minute before Catalina passed her sword through her opponent's
+ body; and without a groan or a sigh, the Portuguese cavalier fell dead at
+ his own door. Kate searched the street with her ears, and (as far as the
+ indistinctness of night allowed) with her eyes. All was profoundly silent;
+ and she was satisfied that no human figure was in motion. What should be
+ done with the body? A glance at the door of the house settled <i>that</i>:
+ Fernando had himself opened it at the very moment when he received the
+ summons to turn round. She dragged the corpse in, therefore, to the foot
+ of the staircase, put the key by the dead man's side, and then issuing
+ softly into the street, drew the door close with as little noise as
+ possible. Catalina again paused to listen and to watch, went home to the
+ hospitable Senora's house, retired to bed, fell asleep, and early the next
+ morning was awakened by the Corregidor and four alguazils.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lawlessness of all that followed strikingly exposes the frightful
+ state of criminal justice at that time, wherever Spanish law prevailed. No
+ evidence appeared to connect Catalina in any way with the death of
+ Fernando Acosta. The Portuguese gamblers, besides that perhaps they
+ thought lightly of such an accident, might have reasons of their own for
+ drawing off public attention from their pursuits in Tucuman: not one of
+ these men came forward openly; else the circumstances at the gaming table,
+ and the departure of Catalina so closely on the heels of her opponent,
+ would have suggested reasonable grounds for detaining her until some
+ further light should be obtained. As it was, her imprisonment rested upon
+ no colorable ground whatever, unless the magistrate had received some
+ anonymous information, which, however, he never alleged. One comfort there
+ was, meantime, in Spanish injustice: it did not loiter. Full gallop it
+ went over the ground: one week often sufficed for informations&mdash;for
+ trial&mdash;for execution; and the only bad consequence was, that a second
+ or a third week sometimes exposed the disagreeable fact that everything
+ had been 'premature;' a solemn sacrifice had been made to offended
+ justice, in which all was right except as to the victim; it was the wrong
+ man; and <i>that</i> gave extra trouble; for then all was to do over
+ again, another man to be executed, and, possibly, still to be caught.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Justice moved at her usual Spanish rate in the present case. Kate was
+ obliged to rise instantly; not suffered to speak to anybody in the house,
+ though, in going out, a door opened, and she saw the young Juana looking
+ out with saddest Indian expression. In one day the trial was all finished.
+ Catalina said (which was true) that she hardly knew Acosta; and that
+ people of her rank were used to attack their enemies face to face, not by
+ murderous surprises. The magistrates were impressed with Catalina's
+ answers (yet answered to <i>what</i>?) Things were beginning to look well,
+ when all was suddenly upset by two witnesses, whom the reader (who is a
+ sort of accomplice after the fact, having been privately let into the
+ truths of the case, and having concealed his knowledge), will know at once
+ to be false witnesses, but whom the old Spanish buzwigs doated on as
+ models of all that could be looked for in the best. Both were very
+ ill-looking fellows, as it was their duty to be. And the first deposed as
+ follows:&mdash;That through his quarter of Tucuman, the fact was notorious
+ of Acosta's wife being the object of a criminal pursuit on the part of the
+ Alferez (Catalina): that, <i>doubtless</i>, the injured husband had
+ surprised the prisoner, which, of course, had led to the murder, to the
+ staircase, to the key&mdash;to everything, in short, that could be wished;
+ no&mdash;stop! what am I saying?&mdash;to everything that ought to be
+ abominated. Finally&mdash;for he had now settled the main question&mdash;that
+ he had a friend who would take up the case where he himself, from
+ short-sightedness, was obliged to lay it down.' This friend, the Pythias
+ of this short-sighted Damon started up in a frenzy of virtue at this
+ summons, and, rushing to the front of the alguazils, said, 'That since his
+ friend had proved sufficiently the fact of the Alferez having been lurking
+ in the house, and having murdered a man, all that rested upon <i>him</i>
+ to show was, how that murderer got out of the house; which he could do
+ satisfactorily; for there was a balcony running along the windows on the
+ second floor, one of which windows he himself, lurking in a corner of the
+ street, saw the Alferez throw up, and from the said balcony take a flying
+ leap into the said street.' Evidence like this was conclusive; no defence
+ was listened to, nor indeed had the prisoner any to produce. The Alferez
+ could deny neither the staircase nor the balcony: the street is there to
+ this day, like the bricks in Jack Cade's Chimney, testifying all that may
+ be required; and, as to our friend who saw the leap, there he was; nobody
+ could deny <i>him</i>. The prisoner might indeed have suggested that she
+ never heard of Acosta's wife, nor had the existence of such a wife been
+ ripened even into a suspicion. But the bench were satisfied; chopping
+ logic was of no use; and sentence was pronounced&mdash;that on the eighth
+ day from the day of arrest, the Alferez should be executed in the public
+ square.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was not amongst the weaknesses of Catalina&mdash;who had so often
+ inflicted death, and, by her own journal, thought so lightly of inflicting
+ it (if not under cowardly advantages)&mdash;to shrink from facing death in
+ her own person. Many incidents in her career show the coolness and even
+ gaiety with which, in any case where death was apparently inevitable, she
+ would have gone to meet it. But in this case she <i>had</i> a temptation
+ for escaping it, which was probably in her power. She had only to reveal
+ the secret of her sex, and the ridiculous witnesses, beyond whose
+ testimony there was nothing at all against her, must at once be covered
+ with derision. Catalina had some liking for fun; and a main inducement to
+ this course was, that it would enable her to say to the judges, 'Now you
+ see what old fools you've made of yourselves; every woman and child in
+ Peru will soon be laughing at you.' I must acknowledge my own weakness;
+ this last temptation I could <i>not</i> have withstood; flesh is weak, and
+ fun is strong. But Catalina <i>did</i>. On consideration she fancied, that
+ although the particular motive for murdering Acosta would be dismissed
+ with laughter, still this might not clear her of the murder, which on some
+ <i>other</i> motive she might have committed. But supposing that she were
+ cleared altogether, what most of all she feared was, that the publication
+ of her sex would throw a reflex light upon many past transactions in her
+ life&mdash;would instantly find its way to Spain&mdash;and would probably
+ soon bring her within the tender attentions of the Inquisition. She kept
+ firm to the resolution of not saving her life by this discovery. And so
+ far as her fate lay in her own hands, she would (as the reader will
+ perceive from a little incident at the scaffold) have perished to a
+ certainty. But even at this point, how strange a case! A woman <i>falsely</i>
+ accused of an act which she really <i>did</i> commit! And falsely accused
+ of a true offence upon a motive that was impossible!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the sun set upon the seventh day, when the hours were numbered for the
+ prisoner, there filed into her cell four persons in religious habits. They
+ came on the charitable mission of preparing the poor convict for death.
+ Catalina, however, watching all things narrowly, remarked something
+ earnest and significant in the eye of the leader, as of one who had some
+ secret communication to make. She contrived to clasp this man's hands, as
+ if in the energy of internal struggles, and <i>he</i> contrived to slip
+ into hers the very smallest of billets from poor Juana. It contained, for
+ indeed it <i>could</i> contain, only these three words&mdash;'Do not
+ confess. J.' This one caution, so simple and so brief, was a talisman. It
+ did not refer to any confession of the crime; <i>that</i> would have been
+ assuming what Juana was neither entitled nor disposed to assume, but, in
+ the technical sense of the Church, to the act of devotional confession.
+ Catalina found a single moment for a glance at it&mdash;understood the
+ whole&mdash;resolutely refused to confess, as a person unsettled in her
+ religious opinions, that needed spiritual instructions, and the four monks
+ withdrew to make their report. The principal judge, upon hearing of the
+ prisoner's impenitence, granted another day. At the end of <i>that</i>, no
+ change having occurred either in the prisoner's mind, or in the
+ circumstances, he issued his warrant for the execution. Accordingly, as
+ the sun went down, the sad procession formed within the prison. Into the
+ great square of Tucuman it moved, where the scaffold had been built, and
+ the whole city had assembled for the spectacle. Catalina steadily ascended
+ the ladder of the scaffold; even then she resolved not to benefit by
+ revealing her sex; even then it was that she expressed her scorn for the
+ lubberly executioner's mode of tying a knot; did it herself in a
+ 'ship-shape,' orthodox manner; received in return the enthusiastic
+ plaudits of the crowd, and so far ran the risk of precipitating her fate;
+ for the timid magistrates, fearing a rescue from the impetuous mob,
+ angrily ordered the executioner to finish the scene. The clatter of a
+ galloping horse, however, at this instant forced them to pause. The crowd
+ opened a road for the agitated horseman, who was the bearer of an order
+ from the President of La Plata to suspend the execution until two
+ prisoners could be examined. The whole was the work of the Senora and her
+ daughter. The elder lady, having gathered informations against the
+ witnesses, had pursued them to La Plata. There, by her influence with the
+ Governor, they were arrested; recognised as old malefactors; and in their
+ terror had partly confessed their perjury. Catalina was removed to La
+ Plata; solemnly acquitted; and, by the advice of the President, for the
+ present the connection with the Senora's family was postponed
+ indefinitely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now was the last adventure approaching that ever Catalina should see in
+ the new world. Some fine sights she may yet see in Europe, but nothing
+ after this (<i>which she has recorded</i>) in America. Europe, if it had
+ ever heard of her name (which very shortly it <i>shall</i>), Kings, Pope,
+ Cardinals, if they were but aware of her existence (which in six months
+ they <i>shall</i> be), would thirst for an introduction to our Catalina.
+ You hardly thought now, reader, that she was such a great person, or
+ anybody's pet but yours and mine. Bless you, Sir, she would scorn to look
+ at <i>us</i>. I tell you, royalties are languishing to see her, or soon <i>will</i>
+ be. But how can this come to pass, if she is to continue in her present
+ obscurity? Certainly it cannot without some great <i>peripetteia</i> or
+ vertiginous whirl of fortune; which, therefore, you shall now behold
+ taking place in one turn of her next adventure. <i>That</i> shall let in a
+ light, <i>that</i> shall throw back a Claude Lorraine gleam over all the
+ past, able to make Kings, that would have cared not for her under Peruvian
+ daylight, come to glorify her setting beams.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Senora&mdash;and, observe, whatever kindness she does to Catalina
+ speaks secretly from two hearts, her own and Juana's&mdash;had, by the
+ advice of Mr. President Mendonia, given sufficient money for Catalina's
+ travelling expenses. So far well. But Mr. M. chose to add a little codicil
+ to this bequest of the Senora's, never suggested by her or by her
+ daughter. 'Pray,' said this inquisitive President, who surely might have
+ found business enough in La Plata, 'Pray, Senor Pietro Diaz, did you ever
+ live at Concepcion? And were you ever acquainted there with Senor Miguel
+ de Erauso? That man, Sir, was my friend.' What a pity that on this
+ occasion Catalina could not venture to be candid! What a capital speech it
+ would have made to say&mdash;'<i>Friend</i> were you? I think you could
+ hardly be <i>that</i>, with seven hundred miles between you. But that man
+ was <i>my</i> friend also; and, secondly, my brother. True it is I killed
+ him. But if you happen to know that this was by pure mistake in the dark,
+ what an old rogue you must be to throw <i>that</i> in my teeth, which is
+ the affliction of my life!' Again, however, as so often in the same
+ circumstances, Catalina thought that it would cause more ruin than it
+ could heal to be candid; and, indeed, if she were really <i>P. Diaz, Esq.
+ </i>, how came she to be brother to the late Mr. Erauso? On consideration,
+ also, if she could not tell <i>all</i>, merely to have professed a
+ fraternal connection which never was avowed by either whilst living
+ together, would not have brightened the reputation of Catalina, which too
+ surely required a scouring. Still, from my kindness for poor Kate, I feel
+ uncharitably towards the president for advising Senor Pietro 'to travel
+ for his health.' What had <i>he</i> to do with people's health? However,
+ Mr. Peter, as he had pocketed the Senora's money, thought it right to
+ pocket also the advice that accompanied its payment. That he might be in a
+ condition to do so, he went off to buy a horse. He was in luck to-day. For
+ beside money and advice, he obtained, at a low rate, a horse both
+ beautiful and serviceable for a journey. To Paz it was, a city of
+ prosperous name, that the cornet first moved. But Paz did not fulfil the
+ promise of its name. For it laid the grounds of a feud that drove our Kate
+ out of America.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her first adventure was a bagatelle, and fitter for a jest-book than a
+ history; yet it proved no jest either, since it led to the tragedy that
+ followed. Riding into Paz, our gallant standard-bearer and her bonny black
+ horse drew all eyes, <i>comme de raison</i>, upon their separate charms.
+ This was inevitable amongst the indolent population of a Spanish town; and
+ Kate was used to it. But, having recently had a little too much of the
+ public attention, she felt nervous on remarking two soldiers eyeing the
+ handsome horse and the handsome rider, with an attention that seemed too
+ solemn for mere <i>aesthetics</i>. However, Kate was not the kind of
+ person to let anything dwell on her spirits, especially if it took the
+ shape of impudence; and, whistling gaily, she was riding forward&mdash;when,
+ who should cross her path but the Alcalde! Ah! Alcalde, you see a person
+ now that has a mission against you, though quite unknown to herself. He
+ looked so sternly, that Kate asked if his worship had any commands. 'These
+ men,' said the Alcalde, 'these two soldiers, say that this horse is
+ stolen.' To one who had so narrowly and so lately escaped the balcony
+ witness and his friend, it was really no laughing matter to hear of new
+ affidavits in preparation. Kate was nervous, but never disconcerted. In a
+ moment she had twitched off a saddle-cloth on which she sat; and throwing
+ it over the horse's head, so as to cover up all between the ears and the
+ mouth, she replied, 'that she had bought and paid for the horse at La
+ Plata. But now, your worship, if this horse has really been stolen from
+ these men, they must know well of which eye it is blind; for it <i>can</i>
+ be only in the right eye or the left.' One of the soldiers cried out
+ instantly, that it was the left eye; but the other said, 'No, no, you
+ forget, it's the right.' Kate maliciously called attention to this little
+ schism. But the men said, 'Ah, <i>that</i> was nothing&mdash;they were
+ hurried; but now, on recollecting themselves, they were agreed that it was
+ the left eye.' Did they stand to that? 'Oh yes, positive they were, left
+ eye, left.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon which our Kate, twitching off the horse-cloth, said gaily to the
+ magistrate, 'Now, Sir, please to observe that this horse has nothing the
+ matter with either eye.' And in fact it <i>was</i> so. Then his worship
+ ordered his alguazils to apprehend the two witnesses, who posted off to
+ bread and water, with other reversionary advantages, whilst Kate rode in
+ quest of the best dinner that Paz could furnish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This Alcalde's acquaintance, however, was not destined to drop here.
+ Something had appeared in the young <i>caballero's</i> bearing, which made
+ it painful to have addressed him with harshness, or for a moment to have
+ entertained such a charge against such a person. He despatched his cousin,
+ therefore, Don Antonio Calderon, to offer his apologies, and at the same
+ time to request that the stranger, whose rank and quality he regretted not
+ to have known, would do him the honor to come and dine with him. This
+ explanation, and the fact that Don Antonio had already proclaimed his own
+ position as cousin to the magistrate and nephew to the Bishop of Cuzco,
+ obliged Catalina to say, after thanking the gentlemen for their obliging
+ attentions, 'I myself hold the rank of Alferez in the service of his
+ Catholic Majesty. I am a native of Biscay, and I am now repairing to Cuzco
+ on private business.' 'To Cuzco!' exclaimed Don Antonio, 'how very
+ fortunate! My cousin is a Basque like you; and, like you, he starts for
+ Cuzco to-morrow morning; so that, if it is agreeable to you, Senor
+ Alferez, we will travel together.' It was settled that they should. To
+ travel&mdash;amongst 'balcony witnesses,' and anglers for 'blind horses'&mdash;not
+ merely with a just man, but with the very abstract idea and riding
+ allegory of justice, was too delightful to the storm-wearied cornet; and
+ he cheerfully accompanied Don Antonio to the house of the magistrate,
+ called Don Pedro de Chavarria. Distinguished was his reception; the
+ Alcalde personally renewed his regrets for the ridiculous scene of the two
+ scampish oculists, and presented him to his wife, a splendid Andalusian
+ beauty, to whom he had been married about a year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This lady there is a reason for describing; and the French reporter of
+ Catalina's memoirs dwells upon the theme. She united, he says, the
+ sweetness of the German lady with the energy of the Arabian, a combination
+ hard to judge of. As to her feet, he adds, I say nothing; for she had
+ scarcely any at all. '<i>Je ne parle point de ses pieds, elle n'en avait
+ presque pas</i>.' 'Poor lady!' says a compassionate rustic: 'no feet! What
+ a shocking thing that so fine a woman should have been so sadly
+ mutilated!' Oh, my dear rustic, you're quite in the wrong box. The
+ Frenchman means this as the very highest compliment. Beautiful, however,
+ she must have been; and a Cinderella, I hope, not a Cinderellula,
+ considering that she had the inimitable walk and step of the Andalusians,
+ which cannot be accomplished without something of a proportionate basis to
+ stand upon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reason which there is (as I have said) for describing this lady,
+ arises out of her relation to the tragic events which followed. She, by
+ her criminal levity, was the cause of all. And I must here warn the
+ moralizing blunderer of two errors that he is too likely to make: 1st,
+ That he is invited to read some extract from a licentious amour, as if for
+ its own interest; 2d, Or on account of Donna Catalina's memoirs, with a
+ view to relieve their too martial character. I have the pleasure to assure
+ him of his being so utterly in the darkness of error, that any possible
+ change he can make in his opinions, right or left, must be for the better:
+ he cannot stir, but he will mend, which is a delightful thought for the
+ moral and blundering mind. As to the first point, what little glimpse he
+ obtains of a licentious amour is, as a court of justice will sometimes
+ show him such a glimpse, simply to make intelligible the subsequent facts
+ which depend upon it. Secondly, As to the conceit, that Catalina wished to
+ embellish her memoirs, understand that no such practice then existed;
+ certainly not in Spanish literature. Her memoirs are electrifying by their
+ facts; else, in the manner of telling these facts, they are systematically
+ dry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Antonio Calderon was a handsome, accomplished cavalier. And in the
+ course of dinner, Catalina was led to judge, from the behavior to each
+ other of this gentleman and the lady, the Alcalde's beautiful wife, that
+ they had an improper understanding. This also she inferred from the
+ furtive language of their eyes. Her wonder was, that the Alcalde should be
+ so blind; though upon that point she saw reason in a day or two to change
+ her opinion. Some people see everything by affecting to see nothing. The
+ whole affair, however, was nothing at all to <i>her</i>, and she would
+ have dismissed it from her thoughts altogether, but for what happened on
+ the journey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the miserable roads, eight hours a day of travelling was found quite
+ enough for man and beast; the product of which eight hours was from ten to
+ twelve leagues. On the last day but one of the journey, the travelling
+ party, which was precisely the original dinner party, reached a little
+ town ten leagues short of Cuzco. The Corregidor of this place was a friend
+ of the Alcalde; and through <i>his</i> influence the party obtained better
+ accommodations than those which they had usually had in a hovel calling
+ itself a <i>venta</i>, or in the sheltered corner of a barn. The Alcalde
+ was to sleep at the Corregidor's house; the two young cavaliers, Calderon
+ and our Kate, had sleeping rooms at the public <i>locanda</i>; but for the
+ lady was reserved a little pleasure-house in an enclosed garden. This was
+ a plaything of a house; but the season being summer, and the house
+ surrounded with tropical flowers, the lady preferred it (in spite of its
+ loneliness) to the damp mansion of the official grandee, who, in her
+ humble opinion, was quite as fusty as his mansion, and his mansion not
+ much less so than himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After dining gaily together at the <i>locanda</i>, and possibly taking a
+ 'rise' out of his worship the Corregidor, as a repeating echo of Don
+ Quixote, (then growing popular in Spanish America,) the young man who was
+ no young officer, and the young officer who was no young man, lounged down
+ together to the little pavilion in the flower-garden, with the purpose of
+ paying their respects to the presiding belle. They were graciously
+ received, and had the honor of meeting there his Mustiness the Alcalde,
+ and his Fustiness the Corregidor; whose conversation was surely improving,
+ but not equally brilliant. How they got on under the weight of two such
+ muffs, has been a mystery for two centuries. But they <i>did</i> to a
+ certainty, for the party did not break up till eleven. <i>Tea and turn out</i>
+ you could not call it; for there was the <i>turn out</i> in rigor, but not
+ the <i>tea</i>. One thing, however, Catalina by mere accident had an
+ opportunity of observing, and observed with pain. The two official
+ gentlemen had gone down the steps into the garden. Catalina, having forgot
+ her hat, went back into the little vestibule to look for it. There stood
+ the lady and Don Antonio, exchanging a few final words (they <i>were</i>
+ final) and a few final signs. Amongst the last Kate observed distinctly
+ this, and distinctly she understood it. First drawing Calderon's attention
+ to the gesture, as one of significant pantomime, by raising her
+ forefinger, the lady snuffed out one of the candles. The young man
+ answered it by a look of intelligence, and all three passed down the steps
+ together. The lady was disposed to take the cool air, and accompanied them
+ to the garden-gate; but, in passing down the walk, Catalina noticed a
+ second ill-omened sign that all was not right. Two glaring eyes she
+ distinguished amongst the shrubs for a moment, and a rustling immediately
+ after. 'What's that?' said the lady, and Don Antonio answered carelessly,
+ 'A bird flying out of the bushes.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Catalina, as usual, had read everything. Not a wrinkle or a rustle was
+ lost upon <i>her</i>. And, therefore, when she reached the <i>locanda</i>,
+ knowing to an iota all that was coming, she did not retire to bed, but
+ paced before the house. She had not long to wait: in fifteen minutes the
+ door opened softly, and out stepped Calderon. Kate walked forward, and
+ faced him immediately; telling him laughingly that it was not good for his
+ health to go abroad on this night. The young man showed some impatience;
+ upon which, very seriously, Kate acquainted him with her suspicions, and
+ with the certainty that the Alcalde was not so blind as he had seemed.
+ Calderon thanked her for the information; would be upon his guard; but, to
+ prevent further expostulation, he wheeled round instantly into the
+ darkness. Catalina was too well convinced, however, of the mischief on
+ foot, to leave him thus. She followed rapidly, and passed silently into
+ the garden, almost at the same time with Calderon. Both took their
+ stations behind trees; Calderon watching nothing but the burning candles,
+ Catalina watching circumstances to direct her movements. The candles
+ burned brightly in the little pavilion. Presently one was extinguished.
+ Upon this, Calderon pressed forward to the steps, hastily ascended them,
+ and passed into the vestibule. Catalina followed on his traces. What
+ succeeded was all one scene of continued, dreadful dumb show; different
+ passions of panic, or deadly struggle, or hellish malice absolutely
+ suffocated all articulate words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a moment a gurgling sound was heard, as of a wild beast attempting
+ vainly to yell over some creature that it was strangling. Next came a
+ tumbling out at the door of one black mass, which heaved and parted at
+ intervals into two figures, which closed, which parted again, which at
+ last fell down the steps together. Then appeared a figure in white. It was
+ the unhappy Andalusian; and she seeing the outline of Catalina's person,
+ ran up to her, unable to utter one syllable. Pitying the agony of her
+ horror, Catalina took her within her own cloak, and carried her out at the
+ garden gate. Calderon had by this time died; and the maniacal Alcalde had
+ risen up to pursue his wife. But Kate, foreseeing what he would do, had
+ stepped silently within the shadow of the garden wall. Looking down the
+ road to the town, and seeing nobody moving, the maniac, for some purpose,
+ went back to the house. This moment Kate used to recover the <i>locanda</i>
+ with the lady still panting in horror. What was to be done? To think of
+ concealment in this little place was out of the question. The Alcalde was
+ a man of local power, and it was certain that he would kill his wife on
+ the spot. Kate's generosity would not allow her to have any collusion with
+ this murderous purpose. At Cuzco, the principal convent was ruled by a
+ near relative of the Andalusian; and there she would find shelter. Kate,
+ therefore, saddled her horse rapidly, placed the lady behind, and rode off
+ in the darkness. About five miles out of the town their road was crossed
+ by a torrent, over which they could not hit the bridge. 'Forward!' cried
+ the lady; and Kate repeating the word to the horse, the docile creature
+ leaped down into the water. They were all sinking at first; but having its
+ head free, the horse swam clear of all obstacles through the midnight
+ darkness, and scrambled out on the opposite bank. The two riders were
+ dripping from the shoulders downward. But, seeing a light twinkling from a
+ cottage window, Kate rode up; obtained a little refreshment, and the
+ benefit of a fire, from a poor laboring man. From this man she also bought
+ a warm mantle for the lady, who, besides her torrent bath, was dressed in
+ a light evening robe, so that but for the horseman's cloak of Kate she
+ would have perished. But there was no time to lose. They had already lost
+ two hours from the consequences of their cold bath. Cuzco was still
+ eighteen miles distant; and the Alcalde's shrewdness would at once divine
+ this to be his wife's mark. They remounted: very soon the silent night
+ echoed the hoofs of a pursuing rider; and now commenced the most frantic
+ race, in which each party rode as if the whole game of life were staked
+ upon the issue. The pace was killing: and Kate has delivered it as her
+ opinion, in the memoirs which she wrote, that the Alcalde was the better
+ mounted. This may be doubted. And certainly Kate had ridden too many years
+ in the Spanish cavalry to have any fear of his worship's horsemanship; but
+ it was a prodigious disadvantage that <i>her</i> horse had to carry
+ double; while the horse ridden by her opponent was one of those belonging
+ to the murdered Don Antonio, and known to Kate as a powerful animal. At
+ length they had come within three miles at Cuzco. The road after this
+ descended the whole way to the city, and in some places rapidly, so as to
+ require a cool rider. Suddenly a deep trench appeared traversing the whole
+ extent of a broad heath. It was useless to evade it. To have hesitated was
+ to be lost. Kate saw the necessity of clearing it, but doubted much
+ whether her poor exhausted horse, after twenty-one miles of work so
+ severe, had strength for the effort. Kate's maxim, however, which never
+ yet had failed, both figuratively for life, and literally for the saddle,
+ was&mdash;to ride at everything that showed a front of resistance. She did
+ so now. Having come upon the trench rather too suddenly, she wheeled round
+ for the advantage of coming down upon it more determinately, rode
+ resolutely at it, and gained the opposite bank. The hind feet of her horse
+ were sinking back from the rottenness of the ground; but the strong
+ supporting bridle-hand of Kate carried him forward; and in ten minutes
+ more they would be in Cuzco. This being seen by the vicious Alcalde, who
+ had built great hopes on the trench, he unslung his carbine, pulled up,
+ and fired after the bonny black horse and its bonny fair riders. But this
+ manoeuvre would have lost his worship any bet that he might have had
+ depending on this admirable steeple-chase. Had I been stakeholder, what a
+ pleasure it would have been, in fifteen minutes from this very vicious
+ shot, to pay into Kate's hands every shilling of the deposits. I would
+ have listened to no nonsense about referees or protests. The bullets, says
+ Kate, whistled round the poor clinging lady <i>en croupe</i>&mdash;luckily
+ none struck her; but one wounded the horse. And that settled the odds.
+ Kate now planted herself well in her stirrups to enter Cuzco, almost
+ dangerously a winner; for the horse was so maddened by the wound, and the
+ road so steep, that he went like blazes; and it really became difficult
+ for Kate to guide him with any precision through narrow episcopal paths.
+ Henceforwards the wounded horse required Kate's continued attention; and
+ yet, in the mere luxury of strife, it was impossible for Kate to avoid
+ turning a little in her saddle to see the Alcalde's performance on this
+ tight rope of the trench. His worship's horsemanship being perhaps rather
+ rusty, and he not perfectly acquainted with his horse, it would have been
+ agreeable to compromise the case by riding round, or dismounting. But all
+ <i>that</i> was impossible. The job must be done. And I am happy to
+ report, for the reader's satisfaction, the sequel&mdash;so far as Kate
+ could attend the performance. Gathering himself up for mischief, the
+ Alcalde took a sweep, as if ploughing out the line of some vast
+ encampment, or tracing the <i>pomćrium</i> for some future Rome; then,
+ like thunder and lightning, with arms flying aloft in the air, down he
+ came upon the trembling trench.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the horse refused the leap; and, as the only compromise that <i>his</i>
+ unlearned brain could suggest, he threw his worship right over his ears,
+ lodging him safely in a sand-heap that rose with clouds of dust and
+ screams of birds into the morning air. Kate had now no time to send back
+ her compliments in a musical halloo. The Alcalde missed breaking his neck
+ on this occasion very narrowly; but his neck was of no use to him in
+ twenty minutes more, as the reader will soon find. Kate rode right
+ onwards; and, coming in with a lady behind her, horse bloody, and pace
+ such as no hounds could have lived with, she ought to have made a great
+ sensation in Cuzco. But, unhappily, the people were all in bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The steeple-chase into Cuzco had been a fine headlong thing, considering
+ the torrent, the trench, the wounded horse, the lovely lady, with her
+ agonizing fears, mounted behind Kate, together with the meek dove-like
+ dawn: but the finale crowded together the quickest succession of changes
+ that out of a melodrama can ever have been witnessed. Kate reached the
+ convent in safety; carried into the cloisters, and delivered like a parcel
+ the fair Andalusian. But to rouse the servants caused delay; and on
+ returning to the street through the broad gateway of the convent, whom
+ should she face but the Alcalde! How he escaped the trench, who can tell?
+ He had no time to write memoirs; his horse was too illiterate. But he <i>had</i>
+ escaped; temper not at all improved by that adventure, and now raised to a
+ hell of malignity by seeing that he had lost his prey. In the morning
+ light he now saw how to use his sword. He attacked Kate with fury. Both
+ were exhausted; and Kate, besides that she had no personal quarrel with
+ the Alcalde, having now accomplished her sole object in saving the lady,
+ would have been glad of a truce. She could with difficulty wield her
+ sword: and the Alcalde had so far the advantage, that he wounded Kate
+ severely. That roused her ancient blood. She turned on him now with
+ determination. At that moment in rode two servants of the Alcalde, who
+ took part with their master. These odds strengthened Kate's resolution,
+ but weakened her chances. Just then, however, rode in, and ranged himself
+ on Kate's side, the servant of the murdered Don Calderon. In an instant,
+ Kate had pushed her sword through the Alcalde, who died upon the spot. In
+ an instant the servant of Calderon had fled. In an instant the Alguazils
+ had come up. They and the servants of the Alcalde pressed furiously on
+ Kate, who now again was fighting for life. Against such odds, she was
+ rapidly losing ground; when, in an instant, on the opposite side of the
+ street, the great gates of the Episcopal palace rolled open. Thither it
+ was that Calderon's servant had fled. The bishop and his attendants
+ hurried across. 'Senor Caballador,' said the bishop, 'in the name of the
+ Virgin, I enjoin you to surrender your sword.' 'My lord,' said Kate, 'I
+ dare not do it with so many enemies about me.' 'But I,' replied the
+ bishop, 'become answerable to the law for your safe keeping.' Upon which,
+ with filial reverence, all parties dropped their swords. Kate being
+ severely wounded, the bishop led her into his palace. In an instant came
+ the catastrophe; Kate's discovery could no longer be delayed; the blood
+ flowed too rapidly; the wound was in her bosom. She requested a private
+ interview with the bishop; all was known in a moment; for surgeons and
+ attendants were summoned hastily, and Kate had fainted. The good bishop
+ pitied her, and had her attended in his palace; then removed to a convent;
+ then to a second at Lima; and, after many months had passed, his report to
+ the Spanish Government at home of all the particulars, drew from the King
+ of Spain and from the Pope an order that the Nun should be transferred to
+ Spain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yes, at length the warrior lady, the blooming cornet, this nun that is so
+ martial, this dragoon that is so lovely, must visit again the home of her
+ childhood, which now for seventeen years she has not seen. All Spain,
+ Portugal, Italy, rang with her adventures. Spain, from north to south, was
+ frantic with desire to behold her fiery child, whose girlish romance,
+ whose patriotic heroism electrified the national imagination. The King of
+ Spain must kiss his <i>faithful</i> daughter, that would not suffer his
+ banner to see dishonor. The Pope must kiss his <i>wandering</i> daughter,
+ that henceforwards will be a lamb travelling back into the Christian fold.
+ Potentates so great as these, when <i>they</i> speak words of love, do not
+ speak in vain. All was forgiven; the sacrilege, the bloodshed, the flight
+ and the scorn of St. Peter's keys; the pardons were made out, were signed,
+ were sealed, and the chanceries of earth were satisfied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ah! what a day of sorrow and of joy was <i>that</i> one day, in the first
+ week of November, 1624, when the returning Kate drew near to the shore of
+ Andalusia&mdash;when, descending into the ship's barge, she was rowed to
+ the piers of Cadiz by bargemen in the royal liveries&mdash;when she saw
+ every ship, street, house, convent, church, crowded, like a day of
+ judgment, with human faces, with men, with women, with children, all
+ bending the lights of their flashing and their loving eyes upon herself.
+ Forty myriads of people had gathered in Cadiz alone. All Andalusia had
+ turned out to receive her. Ah! what joy, if she had not looked back to the
+ Andes, to their dreadful summits, and their more dreadful feet. Ah! what
+ sorrow, if she had not been forced by music, and endless banners, and
+ triumphant clamors, to turn away from the Andes to the joyous shore which
+ she approached!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon this shore stood, ready to receive her, in front of all this mighty
+ crowd, the Prime Minister of Spain, the same Conde Olivarez, who but one
+ year before had been so haughty and so defying to our haughty and defying
+ Duke of Buckingham. But a year ago the Prince of Wales was in Spain, and
+ he also was welcomed with triumph and great joy, but not with the
+ hundredth part of that enthusiasm which now met the returning nun. And
+ Olivarez, that had spoken so roughly to the English Duke, to <i>her</i>
+ 'was sweet as summer.' [Footnote: Griffith in Shakspeare, when
+ vindicating, in that immortal scene with Queen Catherine, Cardinal
+ Wolsey.] Through endless crowds of festive compatriots he conducted her to
+ the King. The King folded her in his arms, and could never be satisfied
+ with listening to her. He sent for her continually to his presence&mdash;he
+ delighted in her conversation, so new, so natural, so spirited&mdash;he
+ settled a pension upon her at that time, of unprecedented amount, in the
+ case of a subaltern officer; and by <i>his</i> desire, because the year
+ 1625 was a year of jubilee, she departed in a few months from Madrid to
+ Rome. She went through Barcelona; there and everywhere welcomed as the
+ lady whom the King delighted to honor. She travelled to Rome, and all
+ doors flew open to receive her. She was presented to his Holiness, with
+ letters from his most Catholic majesty. But letters there needed none. The
+ Pope admired her as much as all before had done. He caused her to recite
+ all her adventures; and what he loved most in her account, was the sincere
+ and sorrowing spirit in which she described herself as neither better nor
+ worse than she had been. Neither proud was Kate, nor sycophantishly and
+ falsely humble. Urban VIII. it was that then filled the chair of St.
+ Peter. He did not neglect to raise his daughter's thoughts from earthly
+ things&mdash;he pointed her eyes to the clouds that were above the dome of
+ St. Peter's cathedral&mdash;he told her what the cathedral had told her in
+ the gorgeous clouds of the Andes and the vesper lights, how sweet a thing,
+ how divine a thing it was for Christ's sake to forgive all injuries, and
+ how he trusted that no more she would think of bloodshed. He also said two
+ words to her in Latin, which, if I had time to repeat a Spanish bishop's
+ remark to Kate some time afterwards upon those two mysterious words, with
+ Kate's most natural and ingenuous answer to the Bishop upon what she
+ supposed to be their meaning, would make the reader smile not less than
+ they made myself. You know that Kate <i>did</i> understand a little Latin,
+ which, probably, had not been much improved by riding in the Light
+ Dragoons. I must find time, however, whether the press and the compositors
+ are in a fury or not, to mention that the Pope, in his farewell audience
+ to his dear daughter, whom he was to see no more, gave her a general
+ license to wear henceforth in all countries&mdash;even <i>in partibus
+ Infidelium</i>&mdash;a cavalry officer's dress&mdash;boots, spurs, sabre,
+ and sabretache; in fact, anything that she and the Horse Guards might
+ agree upon. Consequently, reader, remember for your life never to say one
+ word, nor suffer any tailor to say one word, against those Wellington
+ trousers made in the chestnut forest; for, understand that the Papal
+ indulgence, as to this point, runs backwards as well as forwards; it is
+ equally shocking and heretical to murmur against trousers in the forgotten
+ rear or against trousers yet to come.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From Rome, Kate returned to Spain. She even went to St. Sebastian's&mdash;to
+ the city, but&mdash;whether it was that her heart failed her or not&mdash;never
+ to the convent. She roamed up and down; everywhere she was welcome&mdash;everywhere
+ an honored guest; but everywhere restless. The poor and humble never
+ ceased from their admiration of her; and amongst the rich and aristocratic
+ of Spain, with the King at their head, Kate found especial love from two
+ classes of men. The Cardinals and Bishops all doated upon her&mdash;as
+ their daughter that was returning. The military men all doated upon her&mdash;as
+ their sister that was retiring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some time or other, when I am allowed more elbow-room, I will tell you why
+ it is that I myself love this Kate. Now, at this moment, when it is
+ necessary for me to close, if I allow you one question before laying down
+ my pen&mdash;if I say, 'Come now, be quick, ask anything you <i>have</i>
+ to ask, for, in one minute, I am going to write <i>Finis</i>, after which
+ (unless the Queen wished it) I could not add a syllable'&mdash;twenty to
+ one, I guess what your question will be. You will ask me, What became of
+ Kate? What was her end?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ah, reader! but, if I answer that question, you will say I have <i>not</i>
+ answered it. If I tell you that secret, you will say that the secret is
+ still hidden. Yet, because I have promised, and because you will be angry
+ if I do not, let me do my best; and bad is the best. After ten years of
+ restlessness in Spain, with thoughts always turning back to the Andes,
+ Kate heard of an expedition on the point of sailing to Spanish America.
+ All soldiers knew <i>her</i>, so that she had information of everything
+ that stirred in camps. Men of the highest military rank were going out
+ with the expedition; but they all loved Kate as a sister, and were
+ delighted to hear that she would join their mess on board ship. This ship,
+ with others, sailed, whither finally bound, I really forget. But, on
+ reaching America, all the expedition touched at <i>Vera Cruz</i>. Thither
+ a great crowd of the military went on shore. The leading officers made a
+ separate party for the same purpose. Their intention was, to have a gay
+ happy dinner, after their long confinement to a ship, at the chief hotel;
+ and happy in perfection it could not be, unless Kate would consent to join
+ it. She, that was ever kind to brother soldiers, agreed to do so. She
+ descended into the boat along with them, and in twenty minutes the boat
+ touched the shore. All the bevy of gay laughing officers, junior and
+ senior, like schoolboys escaping from school, jumped on shore, and walked
+ hastily, as their time was limited, up to the hotel. Arriving there, all
+ turned round in eagerness, saying, 'Where is our dear Kate?' Ah, yes, my
+ dear Kate, at that solemn moment, where, indeed, were <i>you</i>? She had
+ <i>certainly</i> taken her seat in the boat: that was sure. Nobody, in the
+ general confusion, was certain of having seen her on coming ashore. The
+ sea was searched for her&mdash;the forests were ransacked. The sea made no
+ answer&mdash;the forests gave up no sign. I have a conjecture of my own;
+ but her brother soldiers were lost in sorrow and confusion, and could
+ never arrive even at a conjecture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That happened two hundred and fourteen years ago! Here is the brief sum of
+ all:&mdash;This nun sailed from Spain to Peru, and she found no rest for
+ the sole of her foot. This nun sailed back from Peru to Spain, and she
+ found no rest for the agitations of her heart. This nun sailed again from
+ Spain to America, and she found&mdash;the rest which all of us find. But
+ where it was, could never be made known to the father of Spanish camps,
+ that sat in Madrid; nor to Kate's spiritual father, that sat in Rome.
+ Known it is to the great Father that once whispered to Kate on the Andes;
+ but else it has been a secret for two centuries; and to man it remains a
+ secret for ever and ever!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FLIGHT OF A TARTAR TRIBE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is no great event in modern history, or perhaps it may be said more
+ broadly, none in all history, from its earliest records, less generally
+ known, or more striking to the imagination, than the flight eastwards of a
+ principal Tartar nation across the boundless <i>steppes</i> of Asia in the
+ latter half of the last century. The <i>terminus a quo</i> of this flight,
+ and the <i>terminus ad quem</i>, are equally magnificent; the mightiest of
+ Christian thrones being the one, the mightiest of Pagan the other. And the
+ grandeur of these two terminal objects, is harmoniously supported by the
+ romantic circumstances of the flight. In the abruptness of its
+ commencement, and the fierce velocity of its execution, we read an
+ expression of the wild barbaric character of the agents. In the unity of
+ purpose connecting this myriad of wills, and in the blind but unerring aim
+ at a mark so remote, there is something which recalls to the mind those
+ Almighty instincts that propel the migrations of the swallow, or the
+ life-withering marches of the locust. Then again, in the gloomy vengeance
+ of Russia and her vast artillery, which hung upon the rear and the skirts
+ of the fugitive vassals, we are reminded of Miltonic images&mdash;such,
+ for instance, as that of the solitary hand pursuing through desert spaces
+ and through ancient chaos a rebellious host, and overtaking with volleying
+ thunders those who believed themselves already within the security of
+ darkness and of distance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We shall have occasion farther on to compare this event with other great
+ national catastrophes as to the magnitude of the suffering. But it may
+ also challenge a comparison with similar events under another relation,
+ viz., as to its dramatic capabilities. Few cases, perhaps, in romance or
+ history, can sustain a close collation with this as to the complexity of
+ its separate interests. The great outline of the enterprise, taken in
+ connection with the operative motives, hidden or avowed, and the religious
+ sanctions under which it was pursued, give to the case a triple character:
+ 1st, That of a conspiracy, with as close a unity in the incidents, and as
+ much of a personal interest in the moving characters, with fine dramatic
+ contrasts, as belongs to Venice Preserved, or to the Fiesco of Schiller.
+ 2dly, That of a great military expedition offering the same romantic
+ features of vast distances to be traversed, vast reverses to be sustained,
+ untried routes, enemies obscurely ascertained, and hardships too vaguely
+ prefigured, which mark the Egyptian expedition of Cambyses&mdash;the
+ anabasis of the younger Cyrus, and the subsequent retreat of the ten
+ thousand to the Black Sea&mdash;the Parthian expeditions of the Romans,
+ especially those of Crassus and Julian&mdash;or (as more disastrous than
+ any of them, and in point of space as well as in amount of forces, more
+ extensive,) the Russian anabasis and katabasis of Napoleon. 3dly, That of
+ a religious Exodus, authorized by an oracle venerated throughout many
+ nations of Asia, an Exodus, therefore, in so far resembling the great
+ Scriptural Exodus of the Israelites, under Moses and Joshua, as well as in
+ the very peculiar distinction of carrying along with them their entire
+ families, women, children, slaves, their herds of cattle and of sheep,
+ their horses and their camels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This triple character of the enterprise naturally invests it with a more
+ comprehensive interest. But the dramatic interest, which we ascribed to
+ it, or its fitness for a stage representation, depends partly upon the
+ marked variety and the strength of the personal agencies concerned, and
+ partly upon the succession of scenical situations. Even the <i>steppes</i>,
+ the camels, the tents, the snowy and the sandy deserts, are not beyond the
+ scale of our modern representative powers, as often called into action in
+ the theatres both of Paris and London; and the series of situations
+ unfolded, beginning with the general conflagration on the Wolga&mdash;passing
+ thence to the disastrous scenes of the flight (as it literally was in its
+ commencement)&mdash;to the Tartar siege of the Russian fortress Koulagina&mdash;the
+ bloody engagement with the Cossacks in the mountain passes at Ouchim&mdash;the
+ surprisal by the Bashkirs and the advanced posts of the Russian army at
+ Torgau&mdash;the private conspiracy at this point against the Khan&mdash;the
+ long succession of running fights&mdash;the parting massacres at the lake
+ of Tengis under the eyes of the Chinese&mdash;and finally, the tragical
+ retribution to Zebek-Dorchi at the hunting-lodge of the Chinese emperor;&mdash;all
+ these situations communicate a <i>scenical</i> animation to the wild
+ romance, if treated dramatically; whilst a higher and a philosophic
+ interest belongs to it as a case of authentic history, commemorating a
+ great revolution for good and for evil, in the fortunes of a whole people&mdash;a
+ people semi-barbarous, but simple-hearted, and of ancient descent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the 2lst of January, 1761, the young Prince Oubacha assumed the sceptre
+ of the Kalmucks upon the death of his father. Some part of the power
+ attached to this dignity he had already wielded since his fourteenth year,
+ in quality of Vice-Khan, by the express appointment, and with the avowed
+ support of the Russian Government. He was now about eighteen years of age,
+ amiable in his personal character, and not without titles to respect in
+ his public character as a sovereign prince. In times more peaceable, and
+ amongst a people more entirely civilized, or more humanized by religion,
+ it is even probable that he might have discharged his high duties with
+ considerable distinction. But his lot was thrown upon stormy times, and a
+ most difficult crisis amongst tribes, whose native ferocity was
+ exasperated by debasing forms of superstition, and by a nationality as
+ well as an inflated conceit of their own merit absolutely unparalleled,
+ whilst the circumstances of their hard and trying position under the
+ jealous <i>surveillance</i> of an irresistible lord paramount, in the
+ person of the Russian Czar, gave a fiercer edge to the natural
+ unamiableness of the Kalmuck disposition, and irritated its gloomier
+ qualities into action under the restless impulses of suspicion and
+ permanent distrust. No prince could hope for a cordial allegiance from his
+ subjects, or a peaceful reign under the circumstances of the case; for the
+ dilemma in which a Kalmuck ruler stood at present was of this nature; <i>wanting</i>
+ the sanction and support of the Czar, he was inevitably too weak from
+ without to command confidence from his subjects, or resistance to his
+ competitors: on the other hand, <i>with</i> this kind of support, and
+ deriving his title in any degree from the favor of the Imperial Court, he
+ became almost in that extent an object of hatred at home, and within the
+ whole compass of his own territory. He was at once an object of hatred for
+ the past, being a living monument of national independence, ignominiously
+ surrendered, and an object of jealousy for the future, as one who had
+ already advertised himself to be a fitting tool for the ultimate purposes
+ (whatsoever those might prove to be) of the Russian Court. Coming himself
+ to the Kalmuck sceptre under the heaviest weight of prejudice from the
+ unfortunate circumstances of his position, it might have been expected
+ that Oubacha would have been pre-eminently an object of detestation; for
+ besides his known dependence upon the Cabinet of St. Petersburg, the
+ direct line of succession had been set aside, and the principle of
+ inheritance violently suspended, in favor of his own father, so recently
+ as nineteen years before the era of his own accession, consequently within
+ the lively remembrance of the existing generation. He therefore, almost
+ equally with his father, stood within the full current of the national
+ prejudices, and might have anticipated the most pointed hostility. But it
+ was not so: such are the caprices in human affairs, that he was even, in a
+ moderate sense, popular,&mdash;a benefit which wore the more cheering
+ aspect, and the promises of permanence, inasmuch as he owed it exclusively
+ to his personal qualities of kindness and affability, as well as to the
+ beneficence of his government. On the other hand, to balance this
+ unlooked-for prosperity at the outset of his reign, he met with a rival in
+ popular favor&mdash;almost a competitor&mdash;in the person of
+ Zebek-Dorchi, a prince with considerable pretensions to the throne, and,
+ perhaps it might be said, with equal pretensions. Zebek-Dorchi was a
+ direct descendant of the same royal house as himself, through a different
+ branch. On public grounds, his claim stood, perhaps, on a footing equally
+ good with that of Oubacha, whilst his personal qualities, even in those
+ aspects which seemed to a philosophical observer most odious and
+ repulsive, promised the most effectual aid to the dark purposes of an
+ intriguer or a conspirator, and were generally fitted to win a popular
+ support precisely in those points where <i>Oubacha</i> was most defective.
+ He was much superior in external appearance to his rival on the throne,
+ and so far better qualified to win the good opinion of a semi-barbarous
+ people; whilst his dark intellectual qualities of Machiavelian
+ dissimulation, profound hypocrisy, and perfidy which knew no touch of
+ remorse, were admirably calculated to sustain any ground which he might
+ win from the simple-hearted people with whom he had to deal&mdash;and from
+ the frank carelessness of his unconscious competitor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the very outset of his treacherous career, Zebek-Dorchi was sagacious
+ enough to perceive that nothing could be gained by open declaration of
+ hostility to the reigning prince: the choice had been a deliberate act on
+ the part of Russia, and Elizabeth Petrowna was not the person to recall
+ her own favors with levity or upon slight grounds. Openly, therefore, to
+ have declared his enmity towards his relative on the throne, could have
+ had no effect but that of arming suspicions against his own ulterior
+ purposes in a quarter where it was most essential to his interest that,
+ for the present, all suspicion should be hoodwinked. Accordingly, after
+ much meditation, the course he took for opening his snares was this:&mdash;He
+ raised a rumor that his own life was in danger from the plots of several
+ <i>Saissang</i>, (that is, Kalmuck nobles,) who were leagued together,
+ under an oath to assassinate him; and immediately after, assuming a
+ well-counterfeited alarm, he fled to Tcherkask, followed by sixty-five
+ tents. From this place he kept up a correspondence with the Imperial
+ Court; and, by way of soliciting his cause more effectually, he soon
+ repaired in person to St. Petersburg. Once admitted to personal
+ conferences with the Cabinet, he found no difficulty in winning over the
+ Russian counsels to a concurrence with some of his political views, and
+ thus covertly introducing the point of that wedge which was finally to
+ accomplish his purposes. In particular, he persuaded the Russian
+ Government to make a very important alteration in the constitution of the
+ Kalmuck State Council, which in effect reorganized the whole political
+ condition of the state, and disturbed the balance of power as previously
+ adjusted. Of this Council&mdash;in the Kalmuck language called <i>Sarga</i>&mdash;there
+ were eight members, called <i>Sargatchi;</i> and hitherto it had been the
+ custom that these eight members should be entirely subordinate to the
+ Khan; holding, in fact, the ministerial character of secretaries and
+ assistants, but in no respect ranking as co-ordinate authorities. That had
+ produced some inconveniences in former reigns; and it was easy for
+ Zebek-Dorchi to point the jealousy of the Russian Court to others more
+ serious which might arise in future circumstances of war or other
+ contingencies. It was resolved, therefore, to place the Sargatchi
+ henceforward on a footing of perfect independence, and therefore (as
+ regarded responsibility) on a footing of equality with the Khan. Their
+ independence, however, had respect only to their own sovereign; for
+ towards Russia they were placed in a new attitude of direct duty and
+ accountability, by the creation in their favor of small pensions (300
+ roubles a year), which, however, to a Kalmuck of that day were more
+ considerable than might be supposed, and had a further value as marks of
+ honorary distinction emanating from a great Empress. Thus far the purposes
+ of Zebek-Dorchi were served effectually for the moment: but, apparently,
+ it was only for the moment; since, in the further development of his
+ plots, this very dependency upon Russian influence would be the most
+ serious obstacle in his way. There was, however, another point carried
+ which outweighed all inferior considerations, as it gave him a power of
+ setting aside discretionally whatsoever should arise to disturb his plots:
+ he was himself appointed President and Controller of the <i>Sargatchi</i>.
+ The Russian Court had been aware of his high pretensions by birth, and
+ hoped by this promotion to satisfy the ambition which, in some degree, was
+ acknowledged to be a reasonable passion for any man occupying his
+ situation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having thus completely blindfolded the Cabinet of Russia, Zebek-Dorchi
+ proceeded in his new character to fulfil his political mission with the
+ Khan of the Kalmucks. So artfully did he prepare the road for his
+ favorable reception at the court of this Prince, that he was at once and
+ universally welcomed as a public benefactor. The pensions of the
+ counsellors were so much additional wealth poured into the Tartar
+ exchequer; as to the ties of dependency thus created, experience had not
+ yet enlightened these simple tribes as to that result. And that he himself
+ should be the chief of these mercenary counsellors, was so far from being
+ charged upon Zebek as any offence or any ground of suspicion, that his
+ relative the Khan returned him hearty thanks for his services, under the
+ belief that he could have accepted this appointment only with a view to
+ keep out other and more unwelcome pretenders, who would not have had the
+ same motives of consanguinity or friendship for executing its duties in a
+ spirit of kindness to the Kalmucks. The first use which he made of his new
+ functions about the Khan's person was to attack the Court of Russia, by a
+ romantic villany not easy to be credited, for those very acts of
+ interference with the council which he himself had prompted. This was a
+ dangerous step: but it was indispensable to his further advance upon the
+ gloomy path which he had traced out for himself. A triple vengeance was
+ what he meditated&mdash;1, Upon the Russian Cabinet for having undervalued
+ his own pretensions to the throne&mdash;2, upon his amiable rival for
+ having supplanted him&mdash;and 3, upon all those of the nobility who had
+ manifested their sense of his weakness by their neglect, or their sense of
+ his perfidious character by their suspicions. Here was a colossal outline
+ of wickedness; and by one in his situation, feeble (as it might seem) for
+ the accomplishment of its humblest parts, how was the total edifice to be
+ reared in its comprehensive grandeur? He, a worm as he was, could he
+ venture to assail the mighty behemoth of Muscovy, the potentate who
+ counted three hundred languages around the footsteps of his throne, and
+ from whose 'lion ramp' recoiled alike 'baptized and infidel'&mdash;Christendom
+ on the one side, strong by her intellect and her organization, and the
+ `Barbaric East' on the other, with her unnumbered numbers? The match was a
+ monstrous one; but in its very monstrosity there lay this germ of
+ encouragement, that it could not be suspected. The very hopelessness of
+ the scheme grounded his hope, and he resolved to execute a vengeance which
+ should involve as it were, in the unity of a well-laid tragic fable, all
+ whom he judged to be his enemies. That vengeance lay in detaching from the
+ Russian empire the whole Kalmuck nation, and breaking up that system of
+ intercourse which had thus far been beneficial to both. This last was a
+ consideration which moved him but little. True it was that Russia to the
+ Kalmucks had secured lands and extensive pasturage; true it was that the
+ Kalmucks reciprocally to Russia had furnished a powerful cavalry. But the
+ latter loss would be part of his triumph, and the former might be more
+ than compensated in other climates under other sovereigns. Here was a
+ scheme which, in its final accomplishment, would avenge him bitterly on
+ the Czarina, and in the course of its accomplishment might furnish him
+ with ample occasions for removing his other enemies. It may be readily
+ supposed indeed that he, who could deliberately raise his eyes to the
+ Russian autocrat as an antagonist in single duel with himself, was not
+ likely to feel much anxiety about Kalmuck enemies of whatever rank. He
+ took his resolution, therefore, sternly and irrevocably to effect this
+ astonishing translation of an ancient people across the pathless deserts
+ of Central Asia, intersected continually by rapid rivers, rarely furnished
+ with bridges, and of which the fords were known only to those who might
+ think it for their interest to conceal them, through many nations
+ inhospitable or hostile; frost and snow around them, (from the necessity
+ of commencing their flight in the winter,) famine in their front, and the
+ sabre, or even the artillery of an offended and mighty empress, hanging
+ upon their rear for thousands of miles. But what was to be their final
+ mark, the port of shelter after so fearful a course of wandering? Two
+ things were evident: it must be some power at a great distance from
+ Russia, so as to make return even in that view hopeless; and it must be a
+ power of sufficient rank to ensure them protection from any hostile
+ efforts on the part of the Czarina for reclaiming them, or for chastising
+ their revolt. Both conditions were united obviously in the person of Kien
+ Long, the reigning Emperor of China, who was farther recommended to them
+ by his respect for the head of their religion. To China, therefore, and as
+ their first rendezvous to the shadow of the great Chinese Wall, it was
+ settled by Zebek that they should direct their flight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Next came the question of time; <i>when</i> should the flight commence:&mdash;and
+ finally, the more delicate question as to the choice of accomplices. To
+ extend the knowledge of the conspiracy too far, was to insure its betrayal
+ to the Russian Government. Yet at some stage of the preparations it was
+ evident that a very extensive confidence must be made, because in no other
+ way could the mass of the Kalmuck population be persuaded to furnish their
+ families with the requisite equipments for so long a migration. This
+ critical step, however, it was resolved to defer up to the latest possible
+ moment, and, at all events, to make no general communication on the
+ subject until the time of departure should be definitely settled. In the
+ meantime, Zebek admitted only three persons to his confidence; of whom
+ Oubacha, the reigning prince, was almost necessarily one; but him, from
+ his yielding and somewhat feeble character, he viewed rather in the light
+ of a tool than as one of his active accomplices. Those whom (if anybody)
+ he admitted to an unreserved participation in his counsels, were two only,
+ the great <i>Lama</i> among the Kalmucks, and his own father-in-law,
+ Erempel, a ruling prince of some tribe in the neighborhood of the Caspian
+ sea, recommended to his favor not so much by any strength of talent
+ corresponding to the occasion, as by his blind devotion to himself, and
+ his passionate anxiety to promote the elevation of his daughter and his
+ son-in-law to the throne of a sovereign prince. A titular prince Zebek
+ already was: but this dignity, without the substantial accompaniment of a
+ sceptre, seemed but an empty sound to both of these ambitious rivals. The
+ other accomplice, whose name was Loosang-Dchaltzan, and whose rank was
+ that of Lama, or Kalmuck pontiff, was a person of far more distinguished
+ pretensions; he had something of the same gloomy and terrific pride which
+ marked the character of Zebek himself, manifesting also the same energy,
+ accompanied by the same unfaltering cruelty, and a natural facility of
+ dissimulation even more profound. It was by this man that the other
+ question was settled as to the time for giving effect to their designs.
+ His own pontifical character had suggested to him, that in order to
+ strengthen their influence with the vast mob of simple-minded men whom
+ they were to lead into a howling wilderness, after persuading them to lay
+ desolate their own ancient hearths, it was indispensable that they should
+ be able, in cases of extremity, to plead the express sanction of God for
+ their entire enterprise. This could only be done by addressing themselves
+ to the great head of their religion, the Dalai-Lama of Tibet. Him they
+ easily persuaded to countenance their schemes: and an oracle was delivered
+ solemnly at Tibet, to the effect that no ultimate prosperity would attend
+ this great Exodus unless it were pursued through the years of the <i>tiger</i>
+ and the <i>hare</i>. Now, the Kalmuck custom is to distinguish their years
+ by attaching to each a denomination taken from one of twelve animals, the
+ exact order of succession being absolutely fixed, so that the cycle
+ revolves of course through a period of a dozen years. Consequently, if the
+ approaching year of the <i>tiger</i> were suffered to escape them, in that
+ case the expedition must be delayed for twelve years more, within which
+ period, even were no other unfavorable changes to arise, it was pretty
+ well foreseen that the Russian Government would take the most effectual
+ means for bridling their vagrant propensities by a ring fence of forts or
+ military posts; to say nothing of the still readier plan for securing
+ their fidelity (a plan already talked of in all quarters), by exacting a
+ large body of hostages selected from the families of the most influential
+ nobles. On these cogent considerations, it was solemnly determined that
+ this terrific experiment should be made in the next year of the <i>tiger</i>,
+ which happened to fall upon the Christian year 1771. With respect to the
+ month, there was, unhappily for the Kalmucks, even less latitude allowed
+ to their choice than with respect to the year. It was absolutely
+ necessary, or it was thought so, that the different divisions of the
+ nation, which pastured their flocks on both banks of the Wolga, should
+ have the means of effecting an instantaneous junction; because the danger
+ of being intercepted by flying columns of the Imperial armies was
+ precisely the greatest at the outset. Now, from the want of bridges, or
+ sufficient river craft for transporting so vast a body of men, the sole
+ means which could be depended upon (especially where so many women,
+ children, and camels were concerned,) was <i>ice</i>: and this, in a state
+ of sufficient firmness, could not be absolutely counted upon before the
+ month of January. Hence it happened that this astonishing Exodus of a
+ whole nation, before so much as a whisper of the design had begun to
+ circulate amongst those whom it most interested, before it was even
+ suspected that any man's wishes pointed in that direction, had been
+ definitively appointed for January of the year 1771. And almost up to the
+ Christmas of 1770, the poor simple Kalmuck herdsmen and their families
+ were going nightly to their peaceful beds without even dreaming that the
+ <i>fiat</i> had already gone forth from their rulers which consigned those
+ quiet abodes, together with the peace and comfort which reigned within
+ them, to a withering desolation, now close at hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meantime war raged on a great scale between Russia and the Sultan. And,
+ until the time arrived for throwing off their vassalage, it was necessary
+ that Oubacha should contribute his usual contingent of martial aid. Nay,
+ it had unfortunately become prudent that he should contribute much more
+ than his usual aid. Human experience gives ample evidence that in some
+ mysterious and unaccountable way no great design is ever agitated, no
+ matter how few or how faithful may be the participators, but that some
+ presentiment&mdash;some dim misgiving&mdash;is kindled amongst those whom
+ it is chiefly important to blind. And, however it might have happened,
+ certain it is, that already, when as yet no syllable of the conspiracy had
+ been breathed to any man whose very existence was not staked upon its
+ concealment, nevertheless, some vague and uneasy jealousy had arisen in
+ the Russian Cabinet as to the future schemes of the Kalmuck Khan: and very
+ probable it is&mdash;that, but for the war then raging, and the consequent
+ prudence of conciliating a very important vassal, or, at least, of
+ abstaining from what would powerfully alienate him, even at that moment
+ such measures would have been adopted as must for ever have intercepted
+ the Kalmuck schemes. Slight as were the jealousies of the Imperial Court,
+ they had not escaped the Machiavelian eyes of Zebek and the Lama. And
+ under their guidance, Oubacha, bending to the circumstances of the moment,
+ and meeting the jealousy of the Russian Court with a policy corresponding
+ to their own, strove by unusual zeal to efface the Czarina's unfavorable
+ impressions. He enlarged the scale of his contributions; and <i>that</i>
+ so prodigiously, that he absolutely carried to head-quarters a force of
+ 35,000 cavalry fully equipped; some go further, and rate the amount beyond
+ 40,000: but the smaller estimate is, at all events, <i>within</i> the
+ truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this magnificent array of cavalry, heavy as well as light, the Khan
+ went into the field under great expectations; and these he more than
+ realized. Having the good fortune to be concerned with so ill-organized
+ and disorderly a description of force as that which at all times composed
+ the bulk of a Turkish army, he carried victory along with his banners;
+ gained many partial successes; and at last, in a pitched battle, overthrew
+ the Turkish force opposed to him with a loss of 5000 men left upon the
+ field.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These splendid achievements seemed likely to operate in various ways
+ against the impending revolt. Oubacha had now a strong motive, in the
+ martial glory acquired, for continuing his connection with the empire in
+ whose service he had won it, and by whom only it could be fully
+ appreciated. He was now a great marshal of a great empire, one of the
+ Paladins around the imperial throne; in China he would be nobody, or
+ (worse than that) a mendicant-alien, prostrate at the feet, and soliciting
+ the precarious alms of a prince with whom he had no connection. Besides,
+ it might reasonably be expected that the Czarina, grateful for the really
+ efficient aid given by the Tartar prince, would confer upon him such
+ eminent rewards as might be sufficient to anchor his hopes upon Russia,
+ and to wean him from every possible seduction. These were the obvious
+ suggestions of prudence and good sense to every man who stood neutral in
+ the case. But they were disappointed. The Czarina knew her obligations to
+ the Khan, but she did not acknowledge them. Wherefore? That is a mystery,
+ perhaps never to be explained. So it was, however. The Khan went
+ unhonored; no <i>ukase</i> ever proclaimed his merits; and, perhaps, had
+ he even been abundantly recompensed by Russia, there were others who would
+ have defeated these tendencies to reconciliation. Erempel, Zebek, and
+ Loosang the Lama, were pledged life-deep to prevent any accommodation; and
+ their efforts were unfortunately seconded by those of their deadliest
+ enemies. In the Russian Court there were at that time some great nobles
+ pre-occupied with feelings of hatred and blind malice towards the
+ Kalmucks, quite as strong as any which the Kalmucks could harbor towards
+ Russia, and not, perhaps, so well-founded. Just as much as the Kalmucks
+ hated the Russian yoke, their galling assumption of authority, the marked
+ air of disdain, as towards a nation of ugly, stupid, and filthy
+ barbarians, which too generally marked the Russian bearing and language;
+ but above all, the insolent contempt, or even outrages which the Russian
+ governors or great military commandants tolerated in their followers
+ towards the barbarous religion and superstitious mummeries of the Kalmuck
+ priesthood&mdash;precisely in that extent did the ferocity of the Russian
+ resentment, and their wrath at seeing the trampled worm turn or attempt a
+ feeble retaliation, re-act upon the unfortunate Kalmucks. At this crisis
+ it is probable that envy and wounded pride, upon witnessing the splendid
+ victories of Oubacha and Momotbacha over the Turks and Bashkirs,
+ contributed strength to the Russian irritation. And it must have been
+ through the intrigues of those nobles about her person, who chiefly
+ smarted under these feelings, that the Czarina could ever have lent
+ herself to the unwise and ungrateful policy pursued at this critical
+ period towards the Kalmuck Khan. That Czarina was no longer Elizabeth
+ Petrowna, it was Catharine the Second; a princess who did not often err so
+ injuriously (injuriously for herself as much as for others) in the
+ measures of her government. She had soon ample reason for repenting of her
+ false policy. Meantime, how much it must have co-operated with the other
+ motives previously acting upon Oubacha in sustaining his determination to
+ revolt; and how powerfully it must have assisted the efforts of all the
+ Tartar chieftains in preparing the minds of their people to feel the
+ necessity of this difficult enterprise, by arming their pride and their
+ suspicions against the Russian Government, through the keenness of their
+ sympathy with the wrongs of their insulted prince, may be readily
+ imagined. It is a fact, and it has been confessed by candid Russians
+ themselves, when treating of this great dismemberment, that the conduct of
+ the Russian Cabinet throughout the period of suspense, and during the
+ crisis of hesitation in the Kalmuck Council, was exactly such as was most
+ desirable for the purposes of the conspirators; it was such, in fact, as
+ to set the seal to all their machinations, by supplying distinct evidences
+ and official vouchers for what could otherwise have been at the most
+ matters of doubtful suspicion and indirect presumption.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nevertheless, in the face of all these arguments, and even allowing their
+ weight so far as not at all to deny the injustice or the impolicy of the
+ Imperial Ministers, it is contended by many persons who have reviewed the
+ affair with a command of all the documents bearing on the case, more
+ especially the letters or minutes of Council subsequently discovered, in
+ the handwriting of Zebek-Dorchi, and the important evidence of the Russian
+ captive Weseloff, who was carried off by the Kalmucks in their flight,
+ that beyond all doubt Oubacha was powerless for any purpose of impeding,
+ or even of delaying the revolt. He himself, indeed, was under religious
+ obligations of the most terrific solemnity never to flinch from the
+ enterprise, or even to slacken in his zeal; for Zebek-Dorchi, distrusting
+ the firmness of his resolution under any unusual pressure of alarm or
+ difficulty, had, in the very earliest stage of the conspiracy, availed
+ himself of the Khan's well known superstition, to engage him, by means of
+ previous concert with the priests and their head the Lama, in some dark
+ and mysterious rites of consecration, terminating in oaths under such
+ terrific sanctions as no Kalmuck would have courage to violate. As far,
+ therefore, as regarded the personal share of the Khan in what was to come,
+ Zebek was entirely at his ease: he knew him to be so deeply pledged by
+ religious terrors to the prosecution of the conspiracy, that no honors
+ within the Czarina's gift could have possibly shaken his adhesion: and
+ then, as to threats from the same quarter, he knew him to be sealed
+ against those fears by others of a gloomier character, and better adapted
+ to his peculiar temperament. For Oubacha was a brave man, as respected all
+ bodily enemies or the dangers of human warfare, but was as sensitive and
+ timid as the most superstitious of old women in facing the frowns of a
+ priest, or under the vague anticipations of ghostly retributions. But had
+ it been otherwise, and had there been any reason to apprehend an unsteady
+ demeanor on the part of this Prince at the approach of the critical
+ moment, such were the changes already effected in the state of their
+ domestic politics amongst the Tartars by the undermining arts of
+ Zebek-Dorchi, and his ally the Lama, that very little importance would
+ have attached to that doubt. All power was now effectually lodged in the
+ hands of Zebek-Dorchi. He was the true and absolute wielder of the Kalmuck
+ sceptre: all measures of importance were submitted to his discretion; and
+ nothing was finally resolved but under his dictation. This result he had
+ brought about in a year or two by means sufficiently simple; first of all,
+ by availing himself of the prejudice in his favor, so largely diffused
+ amongst the lowest of the Kalmucks, that his own title to the throne, in
+ quality of great-grandson in a direct line from Ajouka, the most
+ illustrious of all the Kalmuck Khans, stood upon a better basis than that
+ of Oubacha, who derived from a collateral branch: secondly, with respect
+ to that sole advantage which Oubacha possessed above himself in the
+ ratification of his title, by improving this difference between their
+ situations to the disadvantage of his competitor, as one who had not
+ scrupled to accept that triumph from an alien power at the price of his
+ independence, which he himself (as he would have it understood) disdained
+ to court: thirdly, by his own talents and address, coupled with the
+ ferocious energy of his moral character: fourthly&mdash;and perhaps in an
+ equal degree&mdash;by the criminal facility and good-nature of Oubacha:
+ finally, (which is remarkable enough, as illustrating the character of the
+ man,) by that very new modelling of the Sarga or Privy Council, which he
+ had used as a principal topic of abuse and malicious insinuation against
+ the Russian Government, whilst in reality he first had suggested the
+ alteration to the Empress, and he chiefly appropriated the political
+ advantages which it was fitted to yield. For, as he was himself appointed
+ the chief of the Sargatchi, and as the pensions of the inferior Sargatchi
+ passed through his hands, whilst in effect they owed their appointments to
+ his nomination, it may be easily supposed that whatever power existed in
+ the state capable of controlling the Khan, being held by the Sarga under
+ its new organization, and this body being completely under his influence,
+ the final result was to throw all the functions of the state, whether
+ nominally in the Prince or in the council, substantially into the hands of
+ this one man: whilst, at the same time, from the strict league which he
+ maintained with the Lama, all the thunders of the spiritual power were
+ always ready to come in aid of the magistrate, or to supply his incapacity
+ in cases which he could not reach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the time was now rapidly approaching for the mighty experiment. The
+ day was drawing near on which the signal was to be given for raising the
+ standard of revolt, and by a combined movement on both sides of the Wolga
+ for spreading the smoke of one vast conflagration, that should wrap in a
+ common blaze their own huts and the stately cities of their enemies, over
+ the breadth and length of those great provinces in which their flocks were
+ dispersed. The year of the <i>tiger</i> was now within one little month of
+ its commencement; the fifth morning of that year was fixed for the fatal
+ day, when the fortunes and happiness of a whole nation were to be put upon
+ the hazard of a dicer's throw; and as yet that nation was in profound
+ ignorance of the whole plan. The Khan, such was the kindness of his
+ nature, could not bring himself to make the revelation so urgently
+ required. It was clear, however, that this could not be delayed; and
+ Zebek-Dorchi took the task willingly upon himself. But where or how should
+ this notification be made, so as to exclude Russian hearers? After some
+ deliberation, the following plan was adopted:&mdash;Couriers, it was
+ contrived, should arrive in furious haste, one upon the heels of another,
+ reporting a sudden inroad of the Kirghises and Bashkirs upon the Kalmuck
+ lands, at a point distant about one hundred and twenty miles. Thither all
+ the Kalmuck families, according to immemorial custom, were required to
+ send a separate representative; and there, accordingly, within three days,
+ all appeared. The distance, the solitary ground appointed for the
+ rendezvous, the rapidity of the march, all tended to make it almost
+ certain that no Russian could be present. Zebek-Dorchi then came forward.
+ He did not waste many words upon rhetoric. He unfurled an immense sheet of
+ parchment, visible from the outermost distance at which any of this vast
+ crowd could stand; the total number amounted to eighty thousand; all saw,
+ and many heard. They were told of the oppressions of Russia; of her pride
+ and haughty disdain, evidenced towards them by a thousand acts; of her
+ contempt for their religion; of her determination to reduce them to
+ absolute slavery; of the preliminary measures she had already taken by
+ erecting forts upon many of the great rivers of their neighborhood; of the
+ ulterior intentions she thus announced to circumscribe their pastoral
+ lands, until they would all be obliged to renounce their flocks, and to
+ collect in towns like Sarepta, there to pursue mechanical and servile
+ trades of shoemaker, tailor, and weaver, such as the freeborn Tartar had
+ always disdained. 'Then again,' said the subtle prince, 'she increases her
+ military levies upon our population every year; we pour out our blood as
+ young men in her defence, or more often in support of her insolent
+ aggressions; and as old men, we reap nothing from our sufferings, nor
+ benefit by our survivorship where so many are sacrificed.' At this point
+ of his harangue, Zebek produced several papers, (forged, as it is
+ generally believed, by himself and the Lama,) containing projects of the
+ Russian court for a general transfer of the eldest sons, taken <i>en masse</i>
+ from the greatest Kalmuck families, to the Imperial court. 'Now let this
+ be once accomplished,' he argued, 'and there is an end of all useful
+ resistance from that day forwards. Petitions we might make, or even
+ remonstrances; as men of words, we might play a bold part; but for deeds,
+ for that sort of language by which our ancestors were used to speak;
+ holding us by such a chain, Russia would make a jest of our wishes,&mdash;knowing
+ full well that we should not dare to make any effectual movement.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having thus sufficiently roused the angry passions of his vast audience,
+ and having alarmed their fears by this pretended scheme against their
+ first-born, (an artifice which was indispensable to his purpose, because
+ it met beforehand <i>every</i> form of amendment to his proposal coming
+ from the more moderate nobles, who would not otherwise have failed to
+ insist upon trying the effect of bold addresses to the Empress, before
+ resorting to any desperate extremity,) Zebek-Dorchi opened his scheme of
+ revolt, and, if so, of instant revolt; since any preparations reported at
+ St. Petersburg would be a signal for the armies of Russia to cross into
+ such positions from all parts of Asia, as would effectually intercept
+ their march. It is remarkable, however, that, with all his audacity and
+ his reliance upon the momentary excitement of the Kalmucks, the subtle
+ prince did not venture, at this stage of his seduction, to make so
+ startling a proposal as that of a flight to China. All that he held out
+ for the present was a rapid march to the Temba or some other great river,
+ which they were to cross, and to take up a strong position on the further
+ bank, from which, as from a post of conscious security, they could hold a
+ bolder language to the Czarina, and one which would have a better chance
+ of winning a favorable audience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These things, in the irritated condition of the simple Tartars, passed by
+ acclamation; and all returned homewards, to push forward with the most
+ furious speed the preparations for their awful undertaking. Rapid and
+ energetic these of necessity were; and in that degree they became
+ noticeable and manifest to the Russians who happened to be intermingled
+ with the different hordes, either on commercial errands, or as agents
+ officially from the Russian Government, some in a financial, others in a
+ diplomatic character.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst these last (indeed at the head of them) was a Russian of some
+ distinction, by name Kichinskoi, a man memorable for his vanity, and
+ memorable also as one of the many victims to the Tartar revolution. This
+ Kichinskoi had been sent by the Empress as her envoy to overlook the
+ conduct of the Kalmucks; he was styled the <i>Grand Pristaw</i>, or Great
+ Commissioner, and was universally known amongst the Tartar tribes by this
+ title. His mixed character of ambassador and of political <i>surveillant</i>,
+ combined with the dependent state of the Kalmucks, gave him a real weight
+ in the Tartar councils, and might have given him a far greater, had not
+ his outrageous self-conceit, and his arrogant confidence in his own
+ authority, as due chiefly to his personal qualities for command, led him
+ into such harsh displays of power, and menaces so odious to the Tartar
+ pride, as very soon made him an object of their profoundest malice. He had
+ publicly insulted the Khan; and upon making a communication to him to the
+ effect that some reports began to circulate, and even to reach the
+ Empress, of a design in agitation to fly from the Imperial dominions, he
+ had ventured to say,&mdash;'But this you dare not attempt; I laugh at such
+ rumors; yes, Khan, I laugh at them to the Empress; for you are a chained
+ bear, and that you know.' The Khan turned away on his heel with marked
+ disdain; and the Pristaw, foaming at the mouth, continued to utter,
+ amongst those of the Khan's attendants who staid behind, to catch his real
+ sentiments in a moment of unguarded passion, all that the blindest frenzy
+ of rage could suggest to the most presumptuous of fools. It was now
+ ascertained that suspicions <i>had</i> arisen; but at the same time it was
+ ascertained that the Pristaw spoke no more than the truth in representing
+ himself to have discredited these suspicions. The fact was, that the mere
+ infatuation of vanity made him believe that nothing could go on undetected
+ by his all-piercing sagacity, and that no rebellion could prosper when
+ rebuked by his commanding presence. The Tartars, therefore, pursued their
+ preparations, confiding in the obstinate blindness of the Grand Pristaw as
+ in their perfect safeguard; and such it proved&mdash;to his own ruin, as
+ well as that of myriads beside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christmas arrived; and, a little before that time, courier upon courier
+ came dropping in, one upon the very heels of another, to St. Petersburg,
+ assuring the Czarina that beyond all doubt the Kalmucks were in the very
+ crisis of departure. These despatches came from the Governor of Astrachan,
+ and copies were instantly forwarded to Kichinskoi. Now, it happened that
+ between this governor&mdash;a Russian named Beketoff&mdash;and the Pristaw
+ had been an ancient feud. The very name of Beketoff inflamed his
+ resentment; and no sooner did he see that hated name attached to the
+ despatch, than he felt himself confirmed in his former views with tenfold
+ bigotry, and wrote instantly, in terms of the most pointed ridicule,
+ against the new alarmist, pledging his own head upon the visionariness of
+ his alarms. Beketoff, however, was not to be put down by a few hard words,
+ or by ridicule: he persisted in his statements: the Russian Ministry were
+ confounded by the obstinacy of the disputants; and some were beginning
+ even to treat the Governor of Astrachan as a bore, and as the dupe of his
+ own nervous terrors, when the memorable day arrived, the fatal 5th of
+ January, which for ever terminated the dispute, and put a seal upon the
+ earthly hopes and fortunes of unnumbered myriads. The Governor of
+ Astrachan was the first to hear the news. Stung by the mixed furies of
+ jealousy, of triumphant vengeance, and of anxious ambition, he sprang into
+ his sledge, and, at the rate of three hundred miles a day, pursued his
+ route to St. Petersburg, rushed into the Imperial presence,&mdash;announced
+ the total realization of his worst predictions,&mdash;and upon the
+ confirmation of this intelligence by subsequent despatches from many
+ different posts on the Wolga, he received an imperial commission to seize
+ the person of his deluded enemy, and to keep him in strict captivity.
+ These orders were eagerly fulfilled, and the unfortunate Kichinskoi soon
+ afterwards expired of grief and mortification in the gloomy solitude of a
+ dungeon; a victim to his own immeasurable vanity, and the blinding
+ self-delusions of a presumption that refused all warning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Governor of Astrachan had been but too faithful a prophet. Perhaps
+ even <i>he</i> was surprised at the suddenness with which the verification
+ followed his reports. Precisely on the 5th of January, the day so solemnly
+ appointed under religious sanctions by the Lama, the Kalmucks on the east
+ bank of the Wolga were seen at the earliest dawn of day assembling by
+ troops and squadrons, and in the tumultuous movement of some great morning
+ of battle. Tens of thousands continued moving off the ground at every
+ half-hour's interval. Women and children, to the amount of two hundred
+ thousand and upwards, were placed upon wagons, or upon camels, and drew
+ off by masses of twenty thousand at once&mdash;placed under suitable
+ escorts, and continually swelled in numbers by other outlying bodies of
+ the horde who kept falling in at various distances upon the first and
+ second day's march. From sixty to eighty thousand of those who were the
+ best mounted stayed behind the rest of the tribes, with purposes of
+ devastation and plunder more violent than prudence justified, or the
+ amiable character of the Khan could be supposed to approve. But in this,
+ as in other instances, he was completely overruled by the malignant
+ counsels of Zebek-Dorchi. The first tempest of the desolating fury of the
+ Tartars discharged itself upon their own habitations. But this, as cutting
+ off all infirm looking backward from the hardships of their march, had
+ been thought so necessary a measure by all the chieftains, that even
+ Oubacha himself was the first to authorize the act by his own example. He
+ seized a torch previously prepared with materials the most durable as well
+ as combustible, and steadily applied it to the timbers of his own palace.
+ Nothing was saved from the general wreck except the portable part of the
+ domestic utensils, and that part of the woodwork which could be applied to
+ the manufacture of the long Tartar lances. This chapter in their memorable
+ day's work being finished, and the whole of their villages throughout a
+ district of ten thousand square miles in one simultaneous blaze, the
+ Tartars waited for further orders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These, it was intended, should have taken a character of valedictory
+ vengeance, and thus have left behind to the Czarina a dreadful commentary
+ upon the main motives of their flight. It was the purpose of Zebek-Dorchi
+ that all the Russian towns, churches, and buildings of every description,
+ should be given up to pillage and destruction, and such treatment applied
+ to the defenceless inhabitants as might naturally be expected from a
+ fierce people already infuriated by the spectacle of their own outrages,
+ and by the bloody retaliations which they must necessarily have provoked.
+ This part of the tragedy, however, was happily intercepted by a
+ providential disappointment at the very crisis of departure. It has been
+ mentioned already that the motive for selecting the depth of winter as the
+ season of flight (which otherwise was obviously the very worst possible)
+ had been the impossibility of effecting a junction sufficiently rapid with
+ the tribes on the west of the Wolga, in the absence of bridges, unless by
+ a natural bridge of ice. For this one advantage the Kalmuck leaders had
+ consented to aggravate by a thousandfold the calamities inevitable to a
+ rapid flight over boundless tracts of country with women, children, and
+ herds of cattle&mdash;for this one single advantage; and yet, after all,
+ it was lost. The reason never has been explained satisfactorily, but the
+ fact was such. Some have said that the signals were not properly concerted
+ for marking the moment of absolute departure; that is, for signifying
+ whether the settled intention of the Eastern Kalmucks might not have been
+ suddenly interrupted by adverse intelligence. Others have supposed that
+ the ice might not be equally strong on both sides of the river, and might
+ even be generally insecure for the treading of heavy and heavily-laden
+ animals such as camels. But the prevailing notion is, that some accidental
+ movements on the 3d and 4th of January of Russian troops in the
+ neighborhood of the Western Kalmucks, though really having no reference to
+ them or their plans, had been construed into certain signs that all was
+ discovered; and that the prudence of the Western chieftains, who, from
+ situation, had never been exposed to those intrigues by which Zebek-Dorchi
+ had practised upon the pride of the Eastern tribes, now stepped in to save
+ their people from ruin. Be the cause what it might, it is certain that the
+ Western Kalmucks were in some way prevented from forming the intended
+ junction with their brethren of the opposite bank; and the result was,
+ that at least one hundred thousand of these Tartars were left behind in
+ Russia. This accident it was which saved their Russian neighbors
+ universally from the desolation which else awaited them. One general
+ massacre and conflagration would assuredly have surprised them, to the
+ utter extermination of their property, their houses, and themselves, had
+ it not been for this disappointment. But the Eastern chieftains did not
+ dare to put to hazard the safety of their brethren under the first impulse
+ of the Czarina's vengeance for so dreadful a tragedy; for as they were
+ well aware of too many circumstances by which she might discover the
+ concurrence of the Western people in the general scheme of revolt, they
+ justly feared that she would thence infer their concurrence also in the
+ bloody events which marked its outset.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Little did the Western Kalmucks guess what reasons they also had for
+ gratitude on account of an interposition so unexpected, and which at the
+ moment they so generally deplored. Could they but have witnessed the
+ thousandth part of the sufferings which overtook their Eastern brethren in
+ the first month of their sad flight, they would have blessed Heaven for
+ their own narrow escape; and yet these sufferings of the first month were
+ but a prelude or foretaste comparatively slight of those which afterwards
+ succeeded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For now began to unroll the most awful series of calamities, and the most
+ extensive, which is anywhere recorded to have visited the sons and
+ daughters of men. It is possible that the sudden inroads of destroying
+ nations, such as the Huns, or the Avars, or the Mongol Tartars, may have
+ inflicted misery as extensive; but there the misery and the desolation
+ would be sudden&mdash;like the flight of volleying lightning. Those who
+ were spared at first would generally be spared to the end; those who
+ perished would perish instantly. It is possible that the French retreat
+ from Moscow may have made some nearer approach to this calamity in
+ duration, though still a feeble and miniature approach; for the French
+ sufferings did not commence in good earnest until about one month from the
+ time of leaving Moscow; and though it is true that afterwards the vials of
+ wrath were emptied upon the devoted army for six or seven weeks in
+ succession, yet what is that to this Kalmuck tragedy, which lasted for
+ more than as many months? But the main feature of horror, by which the
+ Tartar march was distinguished from the French, lies in the accompaniment
+ of women [Footnote: Singular it is, and not generally known, that Grecian
+ women accompanied the <i>Anabasis</i> of the younger Cyrus and the
+ subsequent Retreat of the Ten Thousand. Xenophon affirms that there were
+ 'many' women in the Greek army&mdash;pollai aesun etairai en
+ tosratenaeazi; and in a late stage of that trying expedition it is evident
+ that women were amongst the survivors.] and children. There were both, it
+ is true, with the French army, but so few as to bear no visible proportion
+ to the total numbers concerned. The French, in short, were merely an army&mdash;a
+ host of professional destroyers, whose regular trade was bloodshed, and
+ whose regular element was danger and suffering. But the Tartars were a
+ nation carrying along with them more than two hundred and fifty thousand
+ women and children, utterly unequal, for the most part, to any contest
+ with the calamities before them. The Children of Israel were in the same
+ circumstances as to the accompaniment of their families; but they were
+ released from the pursuit of their enemies in a very early stage of their
+ flight; and their subsequent residence in the Desert was not a march, but
+ a continued halt, and under a continued interposition of Heaven for their
+ comfortable support. Earthquakes, again, however comprehensive in their
+ ravages, are shocks of a moment's duration. A much nearer approach made to
+ the wide range and the long duration of the Kalmuck tragedy may have been
+ in a pestilence such as that which visited Athens in the Peloponnesian
+ war, or London in the reign of Charles II. There also the martyrs were
+ counted by myriads, and the period of the desolation was counted by
+ months. But, after all, the total amount of destruction was on a smaller
+ scale; and there was this feature of alleviation to the <i>conscious</i>
+ pressure of the calamity&mdash;that the misery was withdrawn from public
+ notice into private chambers and hospitals. The siege of Jerusalem by
+ Vespasian and his son, taken in its entire circumstances, comes nearest of
+ all&mdash;for breadth and depth of suffering, for duration, for the
+ exasperation of the suffering from without by internal feuds, and,
+ finally, for that last most appalling expression of the furnace-heat of
+ the anguish in its power to extinguish the natural affections even of
+ maternal love. But, after all, each case had circumstances of romantic
+ misery peculiar to itself&mdash;circumstances without precedent, and
+ (wherever human nature is ennobled by Christianity) it may be confidently
+ hoped&mdash;never to be repeated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first point to be reached, before any hope of repose could be
+ encouraged, was the river Jaik. This was not above three hundred miles
+ from the main point of departure on the Wolga; and if the march thither
+ was to be a forced one, and a severe one, it was alleged on the other hand
+ that the suffering would be the more brief and transient; one summary
+ exertion, not to be repeated, and all was achieved. Forced the march was,
+ and severe beyond example: there the forewarning proved correct; but the
+ promised rest proved a mere phantom of the wilderness&mdash;a visionary
+ rainbow, which fled before their hope-sick eyes, across these interminable
+ solitudes, for seven months of hardship and calamity, without a pause.
+ These sufferings, by their very nature, and the circumstances under which
+ they arose, were (like the scenery of the <i>Steppes</i>) somewhat
+ monotonous in their coloring and external features: what variety, however,
+ there was, will be most naturally exhibited by tracing historically the
+ successive stages of the general misery, exactly as it unfolded itself
+ under the double agency of weakness still increasing from within, and
+ hostile pressure from without. Viewed in this manner, under the real order
+ of development, it is remarkable that these sufferings of the Tartars,
+ though under the moulding hands of accident, arrange themselves almost
+ with a scenical propriety. They seem combined, as with the skill of an
+ artist; the intensity of the misery advancing regularly with the advances
+ of the march, and the stages of the calamity corresponding to the stages
+ of the route; so that, upon raising the curtain which veils the great
+ catastrophe, we behold one vast climax of anguish, towering upwards by
+ regular gradations, as if constructed artificially for picturesque effect:&mdash;a
+ result which might not have been surprising, had it been reasonable to
+ anticipate the same rate of speed, and even an accelerated rate, as
+ prevailing through the later stages of the expedition. But it seemed, on
+ the contrary, most reasonable to calculate upon a continual decrement in
+ the rate of motion according to the increasing distance from the
+ head-quarters of the pursuing enemy. This calculation, however, was
+ defeated by the extraordinary circumstance, that the Russian armies did
+ not begin to close in very fiercely upon the Kalmucks until after they had
+ accomplished a distance of full two thousand miles; one thousand miles
+ further on the assaults became even more tumultuous and murderous; and
+ already the great shadows of the Chinese Wall were dimly descried, when
+ the frenzy and <i>acharnement</i> of the pursuers, and the bloody
+ desperation of the miserable fugitives had reached its uttermost
+ extremity. Let us briefly rehearse the main stages of the misery, and
+ trace the ascending steps of the tragedy, according to the great divisions
+ of the route marked out by the central rivers of Asia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first stage, we have already said, was from the Wolga to the Jaik; the
+ distance about three hundred miles; the time allowed seven days. For the
+ first week, therefore, the rate of marching averaged about forty-three
+ English miles a day. The weather was cold, but bracing; and, at a more
+ moderate pace, this part of the journey might have been accomplished
+ without much distress by a people as hardy as the Kalmucks: as it was, the
+ cattle suffered greatly from overdriving: milk began to fail even for the
+ children: the sheep perished by wholesale: and the children themselves
+ were saved only by the innumerable camels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Cossacks, who dwelt upon the banks of the Jaik, were the first among
+ the subjects of Russia to come into collision with the Kalmucks. Great was
+ their surprise at the suddenness of the irruption, and great also their
+ consternation: for, according to their settled custom, by far the greater
+ part of their number was absent during the winter months at the fisheries
+ upon the Caspian. Some who were liable to surprise at the most exposed
+ points, fled in crowds to the fortress of Koulagina, which was immediately
+ invested, and summoned by Oubacha. He had, however, in his train only a
+ few light pieces of artillery; and the Russian commandant at Koulagina,
+ being aware of the hurried circumstances in which the Khan was placed, and
+ that he stood upon the very edge, as it were, of a renewed flight, felt
+ encouraged by these considerations to a more obstinate resistance than
+ might else have been advisable, with an enemy so little disposed to
+ observe the usages of civilized warfare. The period of his anxiety was not
+ long: on the fifth day of the siege, he descried from the walls a
+ succession of Tartar couriers, mounted upon fleet Bactrian camels,
+ crossing the vast plains around the fortress at a furious pace, and riding
+ into the Kalmuck encampment at various points. Great agitation appeared
+ immediately to follow; orders were soon after despatched in all
+ directions: and it became speedily known that upon a distant flank of the
+ Kalmuck movement a bloody and exterminating battle had been fought the day
+ before, in which one entire tribe of the Khan's dependents, numbering not
+ less than nine thousand fighting men, had perished to the last man. This
+ was the <i>ouloss</i>, or clan, called <i>Feka-Zechorr</i>, between whom
+ and the Cossacks there was a feud of ancient standing. In selecting,
+ therefore, the points of attack, on occasion of the present hasty inroad,
+ the Cossack chiefs were naturally eager so to direct their efforts as to
+ combine with the service of the Empress some gratification to their own
+ party hatreds; more especially as the present was likely to be their final
+ opportunity for revenge if the Kalmuck evasion should prosper. Having,
+ therefore, concentrated as large a body of Cossack cavalry as
+ circumstances allowed, they attacked the hostile <i>ouloss</i> with a
+ precipitation which denied to it all means for communicating with Oubacha;
+ for the necessity of commanding an ample range of pasturage, to meet the
+ necessities of their vast flocks and herds, had separated this <i>ouloss</i>
+ from the Khan's head-quarters by an interval of eighty miles: and thus it
+ was, and not from oversight, that it came to be thrown entirely upon its
+ own resources. These had proved insufficient; retreat, from the exhausted
+ state of their horses and camels, no less than from the prodigious
+ encumbrances of their live stock, was absolutely out of the question:
+ quarter was disdained on the one side, and would not have been granted on
+ the other; and thus it had happened that the setting sun of that one day
+ (the 13th from the first opening of the revolt) threw his parting rays
+ upon the final agonies of an ancient <i>ouloss</i>, stretched upon a
+ bloody field, who on that day's dawning had held and styled themselves an
+ independent nation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Universal consternation was diffused through the wide borders of the
+ Khan's encampment by this disastrous intelligence; not so much on account
+ of the numbers slain, or the total extinction of a powerful ally, as
+ because the position of the Cossack force was likely to put to hazard the
+ future advances of the Kalmucks, or at least to retard, and hold them in
+ check, until the heavier columns of the Russian army should arrive upon
+ their flanks. The siege of Koulagina was instantly raised; and that
+ signal, so fatal to the happiness of the women and their children, once
+ again resounded through the tents&mdash;the signal for flight, and this
+ time for a flight more rapid than ever. About one hundred and fifty miles
+ ahead of their present position, there arose a tract of hilly country,
+ forming a sort of margin to the vast, sea-like expanse of champaign
+ savannas, steppes, and occasionally of sandy deserts, which stretched away
+ on each side of this margin both eastwards and westwards. Pretty nearly in
+ the centre of this hilly range, lay a narrow defile, through which passed
+ the nearest and the most practicable route to the river Torgai (the
+ further bank of which river offered the next great station of security for
+ a general halt.) It was the more essential to gain this pass before the
+ Cossacks, inasmuch as not only would the delay in forcing the pass give
+ time to the Russian pursuing columns for combining their attacks and for
+ bringing up their artillery, but also because (even if all enemies in
+ pursuit were thrown out of the question) it was held by those best
+ acquainted with the difficult and obscure geography of these pathless
+ steppes&mdash;that the loss of this one narrow strait amongst the hills
+ would have the effect of throwing them (as their only alternative in a
+ case where so wide a sweep of pasturage was required) upon a circuit of at
+ least five hundred miles extra; besides that, after all, this circuitous
+ route would carry them to the Torgai at a point ill fitted for the passage
+ of their heavy baggage. The defile in the hills, therefore, it was
+ resolved to gain; and yet, unless they moved upon it with the velocity of
+ light cavalry, there was little chance but it would be found pre-occupied
+ by the Cossacks. They, it is true, had suffered greatly in the recent
+ sanguinary action with their enemies; but the excitement of victory, and
+ the intense sympathy with their unexampled triumph, had again swelled
+ their ranks&mdash;and would probably act with the force of a vortex to
+ draw in their simple countrymen from the Caspian. The question, therefore,
+ of pre-occupation was reduced to a race. The Cossacks were marching upon
+ an oblique line not above fifty miles longer than that which led to the
+ same point from the Kalmuck head-quarters before Koulagina: and therefore
+ without the most furious haste on the part of the Kalmucks, there was not
+ a chance for them, burdened and 'trashed' [Footnote: <i>'Trashed'</i>&mdash;This
+ is an expressive word used by Beaumont and Fletcher in their Bonduca,
+ etc., to describe the case of a person retarded and embarrassed in flight,
+ or in pursuit, by some encumbrance, whether thing or person, too valuable
+ to be left behind.] as they were, to anticipate so agile a light cavalry
+ as the Cossacks in seizing this important pass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dreadful were the feelings of the poor women on hearing this exposition of
+ the case. For they easily understood that too capital an interest (the <i>summa
+ rerum</i>) was now at stake to allow of any regard to minor interests, or
+ what would be considered such in their present circumstances. The dreadful
+ week already passed,&mdash;their inauguration in misery,&mdash;was yet
+ fresh in their remembrance. The scars of suffering were impressed not only
+ upon their memories, but upon their very persons and the persons of their
+ children. And they knew that where no speed had much chance of meeting the
+ cravings of the chieftains, no test would be accepted, short of absolute
+ exhaustion, that as much had been accomplished as could be accomplished.
+ Weseloff, the Russian captive, has recorded the silent wretchedness with
+ which the women and elder boys assisted in drawing the tent-ropes. On the
+ 5th of January all had been animation, and the joyousness of indefinite
+ expectation: now, on the contrary, a brief but bitter experience had
+ taught them to take an amended calculation of what it was that lay before
+ them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One whole day and far into the succeeding night had the renewed flight
+ continued: the sufferings had been greater than before: for the cold had
+ been more intense: and many perished out of the living creatures through
+ every class, except only the camels&mdash;whose powers of endurance seemed
+ equally adapted to cold and heat. The second morning, however, brought an
+ alleviation to the distress. Snow had begun to fall: and though not deep
+ at present, it was easily foreseen that it soon would be so; and that, as
+ a halt would in that case become unavoidable, no plan could be better than
+ that of staying where they were: especially as the same cause would check
+ the advance of the Cossacks. Here then was the last interval of comfort
+ which gleamed upon the unhappy nation during their whole migration. For
+ ten days the snow continued to fall with little intermission. At the end
+ of that time keen bright frosty weather succeeded: the drifting had
+ ceased: in three days the smooth expanse became firm enough to support the
+ treading of the camels, and the flight was recommenced. But during the
+ halt much domestic comfort had been enjoyed: and for the last time
+ universal plenty. The cows and oxen had perished in such vast numbers on
+ the previous marches, that an order was now issued to turn what remained
+ to account by slaughtering the whole, and salting whatever part should be
+ found to exceed the immediate consumption. This measure led to a scene of
+ general banqueting and even of festivity amongst all who were not
+ incapacitated for joyous emotions by distress of mind, by grief for the
+ unhappy experience of the few last days, and by anxiety for the too gloomy
+ future. Seventy thousand persons of all ages had already perished;
+ exclusively of the many thousand allies who had been cut down by the
+ Cossack sabre. And the losses in reversion were likely to be many more.
+ For rumors began now to arrive from all quarters, by the mounted couriers
+ whom the Khan had despatched to the rear and to each flank as well as in
+ advance, that large masses of the Imperial troops were converging from all
+ parts of Central Asia to the fords of the river Torgai as the most
+ convenient point for intercepting the flying tribes: and it was already
+ well known that a powerful division was close in their rear, and was
+ retarded only by the numerous artillery which had been judged necessary to
+ support their operations. New motives were thus daily arising for
+ quickening the motions of the wretched Kalmucks, and for exhausting those
+ who were previously but too much exhausted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was not until the 2d day of February that the Khan's advanced guard
+ came in sight of Ouchim, the defile among the hills of Moulgaldchares, in
+ which they anticipated so bloody an opposition from the Cossacks. A pretty
+ large body of these light cavalry had, in fact, pre-occupied the pass by
+ some hours; but the Khan having too great advantages, namely, a strong
+ body of infantry, who had been conveyed by sections of five on about two
+ hundred camels, and some pieces of light artillery which he had not yet
+ been forced to abandon, soon began to make a serious impression upon this
+ unsupported detachment; and they would probably at any rate have retired;
+ but at the very moment when they were making some dispositions in that
+ view, Zebek-Dorchi appeared upon their rear with a body of trained
+ riflemen, who had distinguished themselves in the war with Turkey. These
+ men had contrived to crawl unobserved over the cliffs which skirted the
+ ravine, availing themselves of the dry beds of the summer torrents, and
+ other inequalities of the ground, to conceal their movement. Disorder and
+ trepidation ensued instantly in the Cossack files; the Khan, who had been
+ waiting with the <i>elite</i> of his heavy cavalry, charged furiously upon
+ them; total overthrow followed to the Cossacks, and a slaughter such as in
+ some measure avenged the recent bloody extermination of their allies, the
+ ancient <i>ouloss</i> of Feka-Zechorr. The slight horses of the Cossacks
+ were unable to support the weight of heavy Polish dragoons and a body of
+ trained <i>cameleers</i> (that is, cuirassiers mounted on camels); hardy
+ they were, but not strong, nor a match for their antagonists in weight;
+ and their extraordinary efforts through the last few days to gain their
+ present position, had greatly diminished their powers for effecting an
+ escape. Very few, in fact, <i>did</i> escape; and the bloody day of Ouchim
+ became as memorable amongst the Cossacks as that which, about twenty days
+ before, had signalized the complete annihilation of the Faka-Zechorr.
+ [Footnote: There was another <i>ouloss</i> equally strong with that of <i>Feka-Zechorr</i>,
+ viz., that of Erketunn, under the government of Assarcho and Machi, whom
+ some obligations of treaty or other hidden motives drew into the general
+ conspiracy of revolt. But fortunately the two chieftains found means to
+ assure the Governor of Astrachan, on the first outbreak of the
+ insurrection, that their real wishes were for maintaining the old
+ connection with Russia. The Cossacks, therefore, to whom the pursuit was
+ intrusted, had instructions to act cautiously and according to
+ circumstances on coming up with them. The result was, through the prudent
+ management of Assarcho, that the clan, without compromising their pride or
+ independence, made such moderate submissions as satisfied the Cossacks;
+ and eventually both chiefs and people received from the Czarina the
+ rewards and honors of exemplary fidelity.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The road was now open to the river Igritch, and as yet even far beyond it
+ to the Torgau; but how long this state of things would continue, was every
+ day more doubtful. Certain intelligence was now received that a large
+ Russian army, well appointed in every arm, was advancing upon the Torgau,
+ under the command of General Traubenberg. This officer was to be joined on
+ his route by ten thousand Bashkirs, and pretty nearly the same amount of
+ Kirghises&mdash;both hereditary enemies of the Kalmucks&mdash;both
+ exasperated to a point of madness by the bloody trophies which Oubacha and
+ Momotbacha had, in late years, won from such of their compatriots as
+ served under the Sultan. The Czarina's yoke these wild nations bore with
+ submissive patience, but not the hands by which it had been imposed; and,
+ accordingly, catching with eagerness at the present occasion offered to
+ their vengeance, they sent an assurance to the Czarina of their perfect
+ obedience to her commands, and at the same time a message significantly
+ declaring in what spirit they meant to execute them, viz., 'That they
+ would not trouble her Majesty with prisoners.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here then arose, as before with the Cossacks, a race for the Kalmucks with
+ the regular armies of Russia, and concurrently with nations as fierce and
+ semi-humanized as themselves, besides that they were stung into threefold
+ activity by the furies of mortified pride and military abasement, under
+ the eyes of the Turkish Sultan. The forces, and more especially the
+ artillery, of Russia, were far too overwhelming to permit the thought of a
+ regular opposition in pitched battles, even with a less dilapidated state
+ of their resources than they could reasonably expect at the period of
+ their arrival on the Torgau. In their speed lay their only hope&mdash;in
+ strength of foot, as before, and not in strength of arm. Onward,
+ therefore, the Kalmucks pressed, marking the lines of their wide-extending
+ march over the sad solitudes of the steppes by a never-ending chain of
+ corpses. The old and the young, the sick man on his couch, the mother with
+ her baby&mdash;all were left behind. Sights such as these, with the many
+ rueful aggravations incident to the helpless condition of infancy&mdash;of
+ disease and of female weakness abandoned to the wolves amidst a howling
+ wilderness, continued to track their course through a space of full two
+ thousand miles; for so much at the least, it was likely to prove,
+ including the circuits to which they were often compelled by rivers or
+ hostile tribes, from the point of starting on the Wolga until they could
+ reach their destined halting-ground on the east bank of the Torgau. For
+ the first seven weeks of this march their sufferings had been embittered
+ by the excessive severity of the cold; and every night&mdash;so long as
+ wood was to be had for fires, either from the lading of the camels, or
+ from the desperate sacrifice of their baggage-wagons, or (as occasionally
+ happened) from the forests which skirted the banks of the many rivers
+ which crossed their path&mdash;no spectacle was more frequent than that of
+ a circle, composed of men, women, and children, gathered by hundreds round
+ a central fire, all dead and stiff at the return of morning light. Myriads
+ were left behind from pure exhaustion of whom none had a chance, under the
+ combined evils which beset them, of surviving through the next twenty-four
+ hours. Frost, however, and snow at length ceased to persecute; the vast
+ extent of the march at length brought them into more genial latitudes, and
+ the unusual duration of the march was gradually bringing them into the
+ more genial seasons of the year: Two thousand miles had at least been
+ traversed; February, March, April were gone; the balmy month of May had
+ opened; vernal sights and sounds came from every side to comfort the
+ heart-weary travellers; and at last, in the latter end of May, they
+ crossed the Torgau, and took up a position where they hoped to find
+ liberty to repose themselves for many weeks in comfort as well as in
+ security, and to draw such supplies from the fertile neighborhood as might
+ restore their shattered forces to a condition for executing, with less of
+ wreck and ruin, the large remainder of the journey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yes; it was true that two thousand miles of wandering had been completed,
+ but in a period of nearly five months, and with the terrific sacrifice of
+ at least two hundred and fifty thousand souls, to say nothing of herds and
+ flocks past all reckoning. These had all perished: ox, cow, horse, mule,
+ ass, sheep, or goat, not one survived&mdash;only the camels. These arid
+ and adust creatures, looking like the mummies of some antediluvian
+ animals, without the affections or sensibilities of flesh and blood&mdash;these
+ only still erected their speaking eyes to the eastern heavens, and had to
+ all appearance come out from this long tempest of trial unscathed and
+ unharmed. The Khan, knowing how much he was individually answerable for
+ the misery which had been sustained, must have wept tears even more bitter
+ than those of Xerxes when he threw his eyes over the myriads whom he had
+ assembled: for the tears of Xerxes were unmingled with compunction.
+ Whatever amends were in his power he resolved to make by sacrifices to the
+ general good of all personal regards; and accordingly, even at this point
+ of their advance, he once more deliberately brought under review the whole
+ question of the revolt. The question was formally debated before the
+ Council, whether, even at this point, they should untread their steps,
+ and, throwing themselves upon the Czarina's mercy, return to their old
+ allegiance? In that case, Oubacha professed himself willing to become the
+ scapegoat for the general transgression. This, he argued, was no fantastic
+ scheme, but even easy of accomplishment; for the unlimited and sacred
+ power of the Khan, so well known to the Empress, made it absolutely
+ iniquitous to attribute any separate responsibility to the people&mdash;upon
+ the Khan rested the guilt, upon the Khan would descend the Imperial
+ vengeance. This proposal was applauded for its generosity, but was
+ energetically opposed by Zebek-Dorchi. Were they to lose the whole journey
+ of two thousand miles? Was their misery to perish without fruit; true it
+ was that they had yet reached only the half-way house; but, in that
+ respect, the motives were evenly balanced for retreat or for advance.
+ Either way they would have pretty nearly the same distance to traverse,
+ but with this difference&mdash;that, forwards, their rout lay through
+ lands comparatively fertile&mdash;backwards, through a blasted wilderness,
+ rich only in memorials of their sorrow, and hideous to Kalmuck eyes by the
+ trophies of their calamity. Besides, though the Empress might accept an
+ excuse for the past, would she the less forbear to suspect for the future?
+ The Czarina's <i>pardon</i> they might obtain, but could they ever hope to
+ recover her <i>confidence</i>? Doubtless there would now be a standing
+ presumption against them, an immortal ground of jealousy; and a jealous
+ government would be but another name for a harsh one. Finally, whatever
+ motives there ever had been for the revolt surely remained unimpaired by
+ anything that had occurred. In reality the revolt was, after all, no
+ revolt, but (strictly speaking) a return to their old allegiance, since,
+ not above one hundred and fifty years ago (viz., in the year 1616,) their
+ ancestors had revolted from the Emperor of China. They had now tried both
+ governments; and for them China was the land of promise, and Russia the
+ house of bondage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Spite, however, of all that Zebek could say or do, the yearning of the
+ people was strongly in behalf of the Khan's proposal; the pardon of their
+ prince, they persuaded themselves, would be readily conceded by the
+ Empress; and there is little doubt that they would at this time have
+ thrown themselves gladly upon the Imperial mercy; when suddenly all was
+ defeated by the arrival of two envoys from Traubenberg. This general had
+ reached the fortress of Orsk, after a very painful march, on the 12th of
+ April; thence he set forwards towards Oriembourg, which he reached upon
+ the 1st of June, having been joined on his route at various times through
+ the month of May by the Kirghises and a corps of ten thousand Bashkirs.
+ From Oriembourg he sent forward his official offer to the Khan, which were
+ harsh and peremptory, holding out no specific stipulations as to pardon or
+ impunity, and exacting unconditional submission as the preliminary price
+ of any cessation from military operations. The personal character of
+ Traubenberg, which was anything but energetic, and the condition of his
+ army, disorganized in a great measure by the length and severity of the
+ march, made it probable that, with a little time for negotiation, a more
+ conciliatory tone would have been assumed. But, unhappily for all parties,
+ sinister events occurred in the meantime, such as effectually put an end
+ to every hope of the kind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The two envoys sent forward by Traubenberg had reported to this officer
+ that a distance of only ten days' march lay between his own head-quarters
+ and those of the Khan. Upon this fact transpiring, the Kirghises, by their
+ prince Nourali, and the Bashkirs, entreated the Russian general to advance
+ without delay. Once having placed his cannon in position, so as to command
+ the Kalmuck camp, the fate of the rebel Khan and his people would be in
+ his own hands; and they would themselves form his advanced guard.
+ Traubenberg, however, <i>why</i> has not been certainly explained, refused
+ to march, grounding his refusal upon the condition of his army, and their
+ absolute need of refreshment. Long and fierce was the altercation; but at
+ length, seeing no chance of prevailing, and dreading above all other
+ events the escape of their detested enemy, the ferocious Bashkirs went off
+ in a body by forced marches. In six days they reached the Torgau, crossed
+ by swimming their horses, and fell upon the Kalmucks, who were dispersed
+ for many a league in search of food or provender for their camels. The
+ first day's action was one vast succession of independent skirmishes,
+ diffused over a field of thirty to forty miles in extent; one party often
+ breaking up into three or four, and again (according to the accidents of
+ ground) three or four blending into one; flight and pursuit, rescue and
+ total overthrow, going on simultaneously, under all varieties of form, in
+ all quarters of the plain. The Bashkirs had found themselves obliged, by
+ the scattered state of the Kalmucks, to split up into innumerable
+ sections; and thus, for some hours, it had been impossible for the most
+ practised eye to collect the general tendency of the day's fortune. Both
+ the Khan and Zebek-Dorchi were at one moment made prisoners, and more than
+ once in imminent danger of being cut down; but at length Zebek succeeded
+ in rallying a strong column of infantry, which, with the support of the
+ camel-corps on each flank, compelled the Bashkirs to retreat. Clouds,
+ however, of these wild cavalry continued to arrive through the next two
+ days and nights, followed or accompanied by the Kirghises. These being
+ viewed as the advanced parties of Traubenberg's army, the Kalmuck
+ chieftains saw no hope of safety but in flight; and in this way it
+ happened that a retreat, which had so recently been brought to a pause,
+ was resumed at the very moment when the unhappy fugitives were
+ anticipating a deep repose without further molestation, the whole summer
+ through.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It seemed as though every variety of wretchedness were predestined to the
+ Kalmucks; and as if their sufferings were incomplete unless they were
+ rounded and matured by all that the most dreadful agencies of summer's
+ heat could superadd to those of frost and winter. To this sequel of their
+ story we shall immediately revert, after first noticing a little romantic
+ episode which occurred at this point between Oubacha and his unprincipled
+ cousin Zebek-Dorchi.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was at the time of the Kalmuck flight from the Wolga, a Russian
+ gentleman of some rank at the court of the Khan, whom, for political
+ reasons, it was thought necessary to carry along with them as a captive.
+ For some weeks his confinement had been very strict, and in one or two
+ instances cruel. But, as the increasing distance was continually
+ diminishing the chances of escape, and perhaps, also, as the misery of the
+ guards gradually withdrew their attention from all minor interests to
+ their own personal sufferings, the vigilance of the custody grew more and
+ more relaxed; until at length, upon a petition to the Khan, Mr. Weseloff
+ was formally restored to liberty; and it was understood that he might use
+ his liberty in whatever way he chose, even for returning to Russia, if
+ that should be his wish. Accordingly, he was making active preparations
+ for his journey to St. Petersburg, when it occurred to Zebek-Dorchi that,
+ not improbably, in some of the battles which were then anticipated with
+ Traubenberg, it might happen to them to lose some prisoner of rank, in
+ which case the Russian Weseloff would be a pledge in their hands for
+ negotiating an exchange. Upon this plea, to his own severe affliction, the
+ Russian was detained until the further pleasure of the Khan. The Khan's
+ name, indeed, was used through the whole affair, but, as it seemed, with
+ so little concurrence on his part, that, when Weseloff in a private
+ audience humbly remonstrated upon the injustice done him, and the cruelty
+ of thus sporting with his feelings by setting him at liberty, and, as it
+ were, tempting him into dreams of home and restored happiness only for the
+ purpose of blighting them, the good-natured prince disclaimed all
+ participation in the affair, and went so far in proving his sincerity as
+ even to give him permission to effect his escape; and, as a ready means of
+ commencing it without raising suspicion, the Khan mentioned to Mr.
+ Weseloff that he had just then received a message from the Hetman of the
+ Bashkirs, soliciting a private interview on the banks of the Torgau at a
+ spot pointed out; that interview was arranged for the coming night; and
+ Mr. Weseloff might go in the Khan's <i>suite</i>, which on either side was
+ not to exceed three persons. Weseloff was a prudent man, acquainted with
+ the world, and he read treachery in the very outline of this scheme, as
+ stated by the Khan&mdash;treachery against the Khan's person. He mused a
+ little, and then communicated so much of his suspicions to the Khan as
+ might put him on his guard; but, upon further consideration, he begged
+ leave to decline the honor of accompanying the Khan. The fact was, that
+ three Kalmucks, who had strong motives for returning to their countrymen
+ on the west bank of the Wolga, guessing the intentions of Weseloff, had
+ offered to join him in his escape. These men the Khan would probably find
+ himself obliged to countenance in their project; so that it became a point
+ of honor with Weseloff to conceal their intentions, and therefore to
+ accomplish the evasion from the camp, (of which the first steps only would
+ be hazardous,) without risking the notice of the Khan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The district in which they were now encamped abounded, through many
+ hundred miles, with wild horses of a docile and beautiful breed. Each of
+ the four fugitives had caught from seven to ten of these spirited
+ creatures in the course of the last few days; this raised no suspicion;
+ for the rest of the Kalmucks had been making the same sort of provision
+ against the coming toils of their remaining route to China. These horses
+ were secured by halters, and hidden about dusk in the thickets which lined
+ the margin of the river. To these thickets, about ten at night, the four
+ fugitives repaired; they took a circuitous path, which drew them as little
+ as possible within danger of challenge from any of the outposts or of the
+ patrols which had been established on the quarters where the Bashkirs lay;
+ and in three quarters of an hour they reached the rendezvous. The moon had
+ now risen, the horses were unfastened, and they were in the act of
+ mounting, when the deep silence of the woods was disturbed by a violent
+ uproar, and the clashing of arms. Weseloff fancied that he heard the voice
+ of the Khan shouting for assistance. He remembered the communication made
+ by that prince in the morning; and requesting his companions to support
+ him, he rode off in the direction of the sound. A very short distance
+ brought him to an open glade in the wood, where he beheld four men
+ contending with a party of at least nine or ten. Two of the four were
+ dismounted at the very instant of Weseloff's arrival; one of these he
+ recognized almost certainly as the Khan, who was fighting hand to hand,
+ but at great disadvantage, with two of the adverse horsemen. Seeing that
+ no time was to be lost, Weseloff fired, and brought down one of the two.
+ His companions discharged their carbines at the same moment, and then all
+ rushed simultaneously into the little open area. The thundering sound of
+ about thirty horses, all rushing at once into a narrow space, gave the
+ impression that a whole troop of cavalry was coming down upon the
+ assailants; who, accordingly, wheeled about and fled with one impulse.
+ Weseloff advanced to the dismounted cavalier, who, as he expected, proved
+ to be the Khan. The man whom Weseloff had shot was lying dead; and both
+ were shocked, though Weseloff at least was not surprised, on stooping down
+ and scrutinizing his features, to recognize a well known confidential
+ servant of Zebek-Dorchi. Nothing was said by either party. The Khan rode
+ off, escorted by Weseloff and his companions, and for some time a dead
+ silence prevailed. The situation of Weseloff was delicate and critical; to
+ leave the Khan at this point was probably to cancel their recent services;
+ for he might be again crossed on his path, and again attacked by the very
+ party from whom he had just been delivered. Yet, on the other hand, to
+ return to the camp was to endanger the chances of accomplishing the
+ escape. The Khan also was apparently revolving all this in his mind, for
+ at length he broke silence, and said&mdash;'I comprehend your situation;
+ and, under other circumstances, I might feel it my duty to detain your
+ companions. But it would ill become me to do so after the important
+ service you have just rendered me. Let us turn a little to the left.
+ There, where you see the watchfire, is an outpost. Attend me so far. I am
+ then safe. You may turn and pursue your enterprise; for the circumstances
+ under which you will appear, as my escort, are sufficient to shield you
+ from all suspicion for the present. I regret having no better means at my
+ disposal for testifying my gratitude. But tell me, before we part, was it
+ accident only which led you to my rescue? Or had you acquired any
+ knowledge of the plot by which I was decoyed into this snare?' Weseloff
+ answered very candidly that mere accident had brought him to the spot at
+ which he heard the uproar, but that <i>having</i> heard it, and connecting
+ it with the Khan's communication of the morning, he had then designedly
+ gone after the sound in a way which he certainly should not have done at
+ so critical a moment, unless in the expectation of finding the Khan
+ assaulted by assassins. A few minutes after they reached the outpost at
+ which it became safe to leave the Tartar chieftain; and immediately the
+ four fugitives commenced a flight which is perhaps without a parallel in
+ the annals of travelling. Each of them led six or seven horses besides the
+ one he rode; and by shifting from one to the other (like the ancient <i>Desultors</i>
+ of the Roman circus,) so as never to burden the same horse for more than
+ half an hour at a time, they continued to advance at the rate of two
+ hundred miles in the twenty-four hours for three days consecutively. After
+ that time, considering themselves beyond pursuit, they proceeded less
+ rapidly; though still with a velocity which staggered the belief of
+ Weseloff's friends in after years. He was, however, a man of high
+ principle, and always adhered firmly to the details of his printed report.
+ One of the circumstances there stated is, that they continued to pursue
+ the route by which the Kalmucks had fled, never for an instant finding any
+ difficulty in tracing it by the skeletons and other memorials of their
+ calamities. In particular, he mentions vast heaps of money as part of the
+ valuable property which it had been necessary to sacrifice. These heaps
+ were found lying still untouched in the deserts. From these, Weseloff and
+ his companions took as much as they could conveniently carry; and this it
+ was, with the price of their beautiful horses, which they afterwards sold
+ at one of the Russian military settlements for about Ł15 a-piece, which
+ eventually enabled them to pursue their journey in Russia. This journey,
+ as regarded Weseloff in particular, was closed by a tragical catastrophe.
+ He was at that time young, and the only child of a doating mother. Her
+ affliction under the violent abduction of her son had been excessive, and
+ probably had undermined her constitution. Still she had supported it.
+ Weseloff, giving way to the natural impulses of his filial affection, had
+ imprudently posted through Russia, to his mother's house without warning
+ of his approach. He rushed precipitately into her presense; and she, who
+ had stood the shocks of sorrow, was found unequal to the shock of joy too
+ sudden and too acute. She died upon the spot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We now revert to the final scenes of the Kalmuck flight. These it would be
+ useless to pursue circumstantially through the whole two thousand miles of
+ suffering which remained; for the character of that suffering was even
+ more monotonous than on the former half of the flight, but also more
+ severe. Its main elements were excessive heat, with the accompaniments of
+ famine and thirst, but aggravated at every step by the murderous attacks
+ of their cruel enemies, the Bashkirs and the Kirghises.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These people, 'more fell than anguish, hunger, or the sea,' stuck to the
+ unhappy Kalmucks like a swarm of enraged hornets. And very often whilst <i>they</i>
+ were attacking them in the rear, their advanced parties and flanks were
+ attacked with almost equal fury by the people of the country which they
+ were traversing; and with good reason, since the law of self-preservation
+ had now obliged the fugitive Tartars to plunder provisions, and to forage
+ wherever they passed. In this respect their condition was a constant
+ oscillation of wretchedness; for, sometimes, pressed by grinding famine,
+ they took a circuit of perhaps a hundred miles, in order to strike into a
+ land rich in the comforts of life; but in such a land they were sure to
+ find a crowded population, of which every arm was raised in unrelenting
+ hostility, with all the advantages of local knowledge, and with constant
+ preoccupation of all the defensible positions, mountain passes, or
+ bridges. Sometimes, again, wearied out with this mode of suffering, they
+ took a circuit of perhaps a hundred miles, in order to strike into a land
+ with few or no inhabitants. But in such a land they were sure to meet
+ absolute starvation. Then, again, whether with or without this plague of
+ starvation, whether with or without this plague of hostility in front,
+ whatever might he the 'fierce varieties' of their misery in this respect,
+ no rest ever came to their unhappy rear; <i>post equitem sedet atra cura</i>;
+ it was a torment like the undying worm of conscience. And, upon the whole,
+ it presented a spectacle altogether unprecedented in the history of
+ mankind. Private and personal malignity is not unfrequently immortal; but
+ rare indeed is it to find the same pertinacity of malice in a nation. And
+ what embittered the interest was, that the malice was reciprocal. Thus far
+ the parties met upon equal terms; but that equality only sharpened the
+ sense of their dire inequality as to other circumstances. The Bashkirs
+ were ready to fight 'from morn to dewy eve.' The Kalmucks, on the
+ contrary, were always obliged to run; was it <i>from</i> their enemies, as
+ creatures whom they feared? No; but <i>towards</i> their friends&mdash;towards
+ that final haven of China&mdash;as what was hourly implored by their
+ wives, and the tears of their children. But though they fled unwillingly,
+ too often they fled in vain&mdash;being unwillingly recalled. There lay
+ the torment. Every day the Bashkirs fell upon them; every day the same
+ unprofitable battle was renewed; as a matter of course, the Kalmucks
+ recalled part of their advanced guard to fight them; every day the battle
+ raged for hours, and uniformly with the same result. For, no sooner did
+ the Bashkirs find themselves too heavily pressed, and that the Kalmuck
+ march had been retarded by some hours, than they retired into the
+ boundless deserts where all pursuit was hopeless. But if the Kalmucks
+ resolved to press forward, regardless of their enemies, in that case their
+ attacks became so fierce and overwhelming, that the general safety seemed
+ likely to be brought into question; nor could any effectual remedy be
+ applied to the case, even for each separate day, except by a most
+ embarrassing halt, and by countermarches, that, to men in their
+ circumstances, were almost worse than death. It will not be surprising,
+ that the irritation of such a systematic persecution, superadded to a
+ previous and hereditary hatred, and accompanied by the stinging
+ consciousness of utter impotence as regarded all effectual vengeance,
+ should gradually have inflamed the Kalmuck animosity into the wildest
+ expression of downright madness and frenzy. Indeed, long before the
+ frontiers of China were approached, the hostility of both sides had
+ assumed the appearance much more of a warfare amongst wild beasts than
+ amongst creatures acknowledging the restraints of reason or the claims of
+ a common nature. The spectacle became too atrocious; it was that of a host
+ of lunatics pursued by a host of fiends.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On a fine morning in early autumn of the year 1771, Kien Long, the Emperor
+ of China, was pursuing his amusements in a wild frontier district lying on
+ the outside of the Great Wall. For many hundred square leagues the country
+ was desolate of inhabitants, but rich in woods of ancient growth, and
+ overrun with game of every description. In a central spot of this solitary
+ region, the Emperor had built a gorgeous hunting-lodge, to which he
+ resorted annually for recreation and relief from the cares of government.
+ Led onwards in pursuit of game, he had rambled to a distance of two
+ hundred miles or more from this lodge, followed at a little distance by a
+ sufficient military escort, and every night pitching his tent in a
+ different situation, until at length he had arrived on the very margin of
+ the vast central deserts of Asia. [Footnote: All the circumstances are
+ learned from a long state paper upon the subject of this Kalmuck
+ migration, drawn up in the Chinese language by the Emperor himself. Parts
+ of this paper have been translated by the Jesuit missionaries. The Emperor
+ states the whole motives of his conduct and the chief incidents at great
+ length.] Here he was standing, by accident, at an opening of his pavilion,
+ enjoying the morning sunshine, when suddenly to the westward there arose a
+ vast cloudy vapor, which by degrees expanded, mounted, and seemed to be
+ slowly diffusing itself over the whole face of the heavens. By-and-by this
+ vast sheet of mist began to thicken towards the horizon, and to roll
+ forward in billowy volumes. The Emperor's suite assembled from all
+ quarters. The silver trumpets were sounded in the rear, and from all the
+ glades and forest avenues began to trot forward towards the pavilion the
+ yagers, half cavalry, half huntsmen, who composed the Imperial escort.
+ Conjecture was on the stretch to divine the cause of this phenomenon, and
+ the interest continually increased, in proportion as simple curiosity
+ gradually deepened into the anxiety of uncertain danger. At first it had
+ been imagined that some vast troops of deer, or other wild animals of the
+ chase, had been disturbed in their forest haunts by the Emperor's
+ movements, or possibly by wild beasts prowling for prey, and might be
+ fetching a compass by way of re-entering the forest grounds at some
+ remoter points secure from molestation. But this conjecture was dissipated
+ by the slow increase of the cloud, and the steadiness of its motion. In
+ the course of two hours the vast phenomenon had advanced to a point which
+ was judged to be within five miles of the spectators, though all
+ calculations of distance were difficult, and often fallacious, when
+ applied to the endless expanses of the Tartar deserts. Through the next
+ hour, during which the gentle morning breeze had a little freshened, the
+ dusty vapor had developed itself far and wide into the appearance of huge
+ aerial draperies, hanging in mighty volumes from the sky to the earth; and
+ at particular points, where the eddies of the breeze acted upon the
+ pendulous skirts of these aerial curtains rents were perceived, sometimes
+ taking the form of regular arches, portals, and windows, through which
+ began dimly to gleam the heads of camels 'indorsed' [Footnote: <i>Camels
+ 'indorsed;'</i>&mdash;'And elephants indorsed with towers.' MILTON in <i>Paradise
+ Regained</i>.] with human beings&mdash;and at intervals the moving of men
+ and horses, in tumultuous array&mdash;and then, through other openings or
+ vistas, at far distant points, the flashing of polished arms. But
+ sometimes, as the wind slackened or died away, all those openings, of
+ whatever form, in the cloudy pall, would slowly close, and for a time the
+ whole pageant was shut up from view; although the growing din, the
+ clamors, the shrieks and groans, ascending from infuriated myriads,
+ reported, in a language not to be misunderstood, what was going on behind
+ the cloudy screen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was in fact the Kalmuck host, now in the last extremities of their
+ exhaustion, and very fast approaching to that final stage of privation and
+ intense misery, beyond which few or none could have lived, but also,
+ happily for themselves, fast approaching (in a literal sense) that final
+ stage of their long pilgrimage, at which they would meet hospitality on a
+ scale of royal magnificence, and full protection from their enemies. These
+ enemies, however, as yet still were hanging on their rear as fiercely as
+ ever, though this day was destined to be the last of their hideous
+ persecution. The Khan had, in fact, sent forward couriers with all the
+ requisite statements and petitions, addressed to the Emperor of China.
+ These had been duly received, and preparations made in consequence to
+ welcome the Kalmucks with the most paternal benevolence. But as these
+ couriers had been despatched from the Torgau at the moment of arrival
+ thither, and before the advance of Traubenberg had made it necessary for
+ the Khan to order a hasty renewal of the flight, the Emperor had not
+ looked for their arrival on their frontier until full three months after
+ the present time. The Khan had indeed expressly notified his intention to
+ pass the summer heats on the banks of the Torgau, and to recommence his
+ retreat about the beginning of September. The subsequent change of plan
+ being unknown to Kien Long, left him for some time in doubt as to the true
+ interpretation to be put upon this mighty apparition in the desert; but at
+ length the savage clamors of hostile fury, and the clangor of weapons,
+ unveiled to the Emperor the true nature of those unexpected calamities
+ which had so prematurely precipitated the Kalmuck measure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Apprehending the real state of affairs, the Emperor instantly perceived
+ that the first act of his fatherly care for these erring children (as he
+ esteemed them) now returning to their ancient obedience, must be&mdash;to
+ deliver them from their pursuers. And this was less difficult than might
+ have been supposed. Not many miles in the rear was a body of well
+ appointed cavalry, with a strong detachment of artillery, who always
+ attended the Emperor's motions. These were hastily summoned. Meantime it
+ occurred to the train of courtiers that some danger might arise to the
+ Emperor's person from the proximity of a lawless enemy; and accordingly he
+ was induced to retire a little to the rear. It soon appeared, however, to
+ those who watched the vapory shroud in the desert, that its motion was not
+ such as would argue the direction of the march to be exactly upon the
+ pavilion, but rather in a diagonal line, making an angle of full
+ forty-five degrees with that line in which the Imperial <i>cortčge</i> had
+ been standing, and therefore with a distance continually increasing. Those
+ who knew the country judged that the Kalmucks were making for a large
+ fresh-water lake about seven or eight miles distant; they were right; and
+ to that point the Imperial cavalry was ordered up; and it was precisely in
+ that spot, and about three hours after and at noon-day on the 8th of
+ September, that the great Exodus of the Kalmuck Tartars was brought to a
+ final close, and with a scene of such memorable and hellish fury, as
+ formed an appropriate winding-up to an expedition in all its parts and
+ details so awfully disastrous. The Emperor was not personally present, or
+ at least he saw whatever he <i>did</i> see from too great a distance to
+ discriminate its individual features; but he records in his written
+ memorial the report made to him of this scene by some of his own officers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lake of Tengis, near the frightful desert of Kobi, lay in a hollow
+ amongst hills of a moderate height, ranging generally from two to three
+ thousand feet high. About eleven o'clock in the forenoon, the Chinese
+ cavalry reached the summit of a road which led through a cradle-like dip
+ in the mountains right down upon the margin of the lake. From this pass,
+ elevated about two thousand feet above the level of the water, they
+ continued to descend, by a very winding and difficult road, for an hour
+ and a half; and during the whole of this descent they were compelled to be
+ inactive spectators of the fiendish spectacle below. The Kalmucks, reduced
+ by this time from about six hundred thousand souls to two hundred
+ thousand, and after enduring for two months and a half the miseries we
+ have previously described&mdash;outrageous heat, famine, and the
+ destroying scimitar of the Kirghises and the Bashkirs, had for the last
+ ten days been traversing a hideous desert, where no vestiges were seen of
+ vegetation, and no drop of water could be found. Camels and men were
+ already so overladen, that it was a mere impossibility that they should
+ carry a tolerable sufficiency for the passage of this frightful
+ wilderness. On the eighth day the wretched daily allowance, which had been
+ continually diminishing, failed entirely; and thus for two days of
+ insupportable fatigue, the horrors of thirst had been carried to the
+ fiercest extremity. Upon this last morning, at the sight of the hills and
+ the forest scenery, which announced to those who acted as guides the
+ neighborhood of the lake of Tengis, all the people rushed along with
+ maddening eagerness to the anticipated solace. The day grew hotter and
+ hotter, the people more and more exhausted, and gradually, in the general
+ rush forwards to the lake, all discipline and command were lost&mdash;all
+ attempts to preserve a rear-guard were neglected&mdash;the wild Bashkirs
+ rode in amongst the encumbered people, and slaughtered them by wholesale,
+ and almost without resistance. Screams and tumultuous shouts proclaimed
+ the progress of the massacre; but none heeded&mdash;none halted; all
+ alike, pauper or noble, continued to rush on with maniacal haste to the
+ waters&mdash;all with faces blackened by the heat preying upon the liver,
+ and with tongue drooping from the mouth. The cruel Bashkir was affected by
+ the same misery, and manifested the same symptoms of his misery as the
+ wretched Kalmuck; the murderer was oftentimes in the same frantic misery
+ as his murdered victim&mdash;many indeed (an ordinary effect of thirst) in
+ both nations had become lunatic&mdash;and in this state, whilst mere
+ multitude and condensation of bodies alone opposed any check to the
+ destroying scimitar and the trampling hoof, the lake was reached; and to
+ that the whole vast body of enemies rushed, and together continued to
+ rush, forgetful of all things at that moment but of one almighty instinct.
+ This absorption of the thoughts in one maddening appetite lasted for a
+ single minute; but in the next arose the final scene of parting vengeance.
+ Far and wide the waters of the solitary lake were instantly dyed red with
+ blood and gore; here rode a party of savage Bashkirs, hewing off heads as
+ fast as the swathes fall before the mower's scythe; there stood unarmed
+ Kalmucks in a death-grapple with their detested foes, both up to the
+ middle in water, and oftentimes both sinking together below the surface,
+ from weakness, or from struggles, and perishing in each other's arms. Did
+ the Bashkirs at any point collect into a cluster for the sake of giving
+ impetus to the assault? Thither were the camels driven in fiercely by
+ those who rode them, generally women or boys; and even these quiet
+ creatures were forced into a share in this carnival of murder, by
+ trampling down as many as they could strike prostrate with the lash of
+ their fore-legs. Every moment the water grew more polluted: and yet every
+ moment fresh myriads came up to the lake and rushed in, not able to resist
+ their frantic thirst, and swallowing large draughts of water, visibly
+ contaminated with the blood of their slaughtered compatriots. Wheresoever
+ the lake was shallow enough to allow of men raising their heads above the
+ water, there for scores of acres were to be seen all forms of ghastly
+ fear, of agonizing struggle, of spasm, of convulsion, of mortal conflict,
+ death, and the fear of death&mdash;revenge, and the lunacy of revenge&mdash;hatred,
+ and the frenzy of hatred&mdash;until the neutral spectators, of whom there
+ were not a few, now descending the eastern side of the lake, at length
+ averted their eyes in horror. This horror, which seemed incapable of
+ further addition, was, however, increased by an unexpected incident. The
+ Bashkirs, beginning to perceive here and there the approach of the Chinese
+ cavalry, felt it prudent&mdash;wheresoever they were sufficiently at
+ leisure from the passions of the murderous scene&mdash;to gather into
+ bodies. This was noticed by the governor of a small Chinese fort, built
+ upon an eminence above the lake; and immediately he threw in a broadside,
+ which spread havoc amongst the Bashkir tribe. As often as the Bashkirs
+ collected into 'globes' and 'turms' as their only means of meeting the
+ long line of descending Chinese cavalry&mdash;so often did the Chinese
+ governor of the fort pour in his exterminating broadside; until at length
+ the lake at the lower end, became one vast seething cauldron of human
+ bloodshed and carnage. The Chinese cavalry had reached the foot of the
+ hills: the Bashkirs, attentive to their movements, had formed; skirmishes
+ had been fought: and, with a quick sense that the contest was
+ henceforwards rapidly becoming hopeless, the Bashkirs and Kirghises began
+ to retire. The pursuit was not as vigorous as the Kalmuck hatred would
+ have desired. But, at the same time, the very gloomiest hatred could not
+ but find, in their own dreadful experience of the Asiatic deserts, and in
+ the certainty that these wretched Bashkirs had to repeat that same
+ experience a second time, for thousands of miles, as the price exacted by
+ a retributary Providence for their vindictive cruelty&mdash;not the very
+ gloomiest of the Kalmucks, or the least reflecting, but found in all this
+ a retaliatory chastisement more complete and absolute than any which their
+ swords and lances could have obtained, or human vengeance could have
+ devised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here ends the tale of the Kalmuck wanderings in the Desert; for any
+ subsequent marches which awaited them, were neither long nor painful.
+ Every possible alleviation and refreshment for their exhausted bodies had
+ been already provided by Kien Long with the most princely munificence; and
+ lands of great fertility were immediately assigned to them in ample extent
+ along the river Ily, not very far from the point at which they had first
+ emerged from the wilderness of Kobi. But the beneficent attention of the
+ Chinese Emperor may be best stated in his own words, as translated into
+ French by one of the Jesuit missionaries:&mdash;"La nation des Torgotes (<i>savoir
+ les Kalmuques</i>) arriva ŕ Ily, toute <i>delabree</i>, n'ayant ni de quoi
+ vivre, ni de quoi se vętir. Je l'avais prévu; et j'avais ordonné de faire
+ en tout genre les provisions nécessaires pour pouvoir les secourir
+ promptement; c'est ce qui a été exécuté. On a fait la division des terres;
+ et on a assigné ŕ chaque famille une portion suffisante pour pouvoir
+ servir ŕ son entretien, soit en la cultivant, soit en y nourissant des
+ bestiaux. On a donne a chaque particulier des étoffes pour l'habiller, des
+ grains pour se nourrir pendant l'espace d'une année, des ustensiles pour
+ le ménage et d'autres choses nécessaires: et outre cela plusieurs onces
+ d'argent, pour se pourvoir de ce qu'on aurait pu oublier. On a désigné des
+ lieux particuliers, fertiles en pâturages; et on leur a donné des boeufs,
+ moutons, &amp;c. pour qu'ils pussent dans la suite travailler par euxmęmes
+ a leur entretien et ŕ leur bienętre."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These are the words of the Emperor himself, speaking in his own person of
+ his own paternal cares; but another Chinese, treating the same subject,
+ records the munificence of this prince in terms which proclaim still more
+ forcibly the disinterested generosity which prompted, and the delicate
+ considerateness which conducted this extensive bounty. He has been
+ speaking of the Kalmucks, and he goes on thus:&mdash;"Lorsqu'ils
+ arrivčrent sur nos frontičres (au nombre de plusieurs centaines de mille),
+ quoique la fatigue extręme, la faim, la soif, et toutes les autres
+ incommodités inséparables d'une trčs-longue et trčs pénible route en
+ eussent fait périr presque autant, ils étaient réduits a la derničre
+ misčre: ils manquaient de tout. Il" (viz. l'Empereur, Kien Long) "leur fit
+ préparer des logemens conformes a leur maničre de vivre; il leur fit
+ distribuer des aliments et des habits; il leur fit donner des boeufs, des
+ moutons, et des ustensiles, pour les mettre en état de former des
+ troupeaux et de cultiver la terre, <i>et tout cela ŕ ses propres frais</i>,
+ qui se sont montés ŕ des sommes immenses, sans compter l'argent qu'il a
+ donné ŕ chaque chef-de-famille, pour pourvoir ŕ la subsistance de sa femme
+ et de ses enfans."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus, after their memorable year of misery, the Kalmucks were replaced in
+ territorial possessions, and in comfort equal perhaps, or even superior,
+ to that which they had enjoyed in Russia, and with superior political
+ advantages. But, if equal or superior, their condition was no longer the
+ same; if not in degree, their social prosperity had altered in quality;
+ for instead of being a purely pastoral and vagrant people, they were now
+ in circumstances which obliged them to become essentially dependent upon
+ agriculture; and thus far raised in social rank, that by the natural
+ course of their habits and the necessities of life they were effectually
+ reclaimed from roving, and from the savage customs connected with so
+ unsettled a life. They gained also in political privileges, chiefly
+ through the immunity from military service which their new relations
+ enabled them to obtain. These were circumstances of advantage and gain.
+ But one great disadvantage there was, amply to overbalance all other
+ possible gain; the chances were lost or were removed to an incalculable
+ distance for their conversion to Christianity, without which in these
+ times there is no absolute advance possible on the path of true
+ civilization.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One word remains to be said upon the <i>personal</i> interests concerned
+ in this great drama. The catastrophe in this respect was remarkable and
+ complete. Oubacha, with all his goodness and incapacity of suspecting,
+ had, since the mysterious affair on the banks of the Torgau, felt his mind
+ alienated from his cousin; he revolted from the man that would have
+ murdered him; and he had displayed his caution so visibly as to provoke a
+ reaction in the bearing of Zebek-Dorchi, and a displeasure which all his
+ dissimulation could not hide. This had produced a feud, which, by keeping
+ them aloof, had probably saved the life of Oubacha; for the friendship of
+ Zebek-Dorchi was more fatal than his open enmity. After the settlement on
+ the Ily this feud continued to advance, until it came under the notice of
+ the Emperor, on occasion of a visit which all the Tartar chieftains made
+ to his Majesty at his hunting-lodge in 1772. The Emperor informed himself
+ accurately of all the particulars connected with the transaction&mdash;of
+ all the rights and claims put forward&mdash;and of the way in which they
+ would severally affect the interests of the Kalmuck people. The
+ consequence was, that he adopted the cause of Oubacha, and repressed the
+ pretensions of Zebek-Dorchi, who, on his part, so deeply resented this
+ discountenance to his ambitious projects, that in conjunction with other
+ chiefs he had the presumption even to weave nets of treason against the
+ Emperor himself. Plots were laid&mdash;were detected&mdash;were baffled&mdash;counterplots
+ were constructed upon the same basis, and with the benefit of the
+ opportunities thus offered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finally, Zebek-Dorchi was invited to the imperial lodge, together with all
+ his accomplices; and under the skilful management of the Chinese nobles in
+ the Emperor's establishment, the murderous artifices of these Tartar
+ chieftains were made to recoil upon themselves; and the whole of them
+ perished by assassination at a great imperial banquet. For the Chinese
+ morality is exactly of that kind which approves in everything the <i>lex
+ talionis:</i>&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;'lex nec justior ulla est (as <i>they</i> think)
+ Quam necis artifices arte perire sua.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ So perished Zebek-Dorchi, the author and originator of the great Tartar <i>Exodus</i>.
+ Oubacha, meantime, and his people, were gradually recovering from the
+ effects of their misery, and repairing their losses. Peace and prosperity,
+ under the gentle rule of a fatherly lord paramount, re-dawned upon the
+ tribes; their household <i>lares</i>, after so harsh a translation to
+ distant climates, found again a happy reinstatement in what had in fact
+ been their primitive abodes; they found themselves settled in quiet sylvan
+ scenes, rich in all the luxuries of life, and endowed with the perfect
+ loveliness of Arcadian beauty. But from the hills of this favored land and
+ even from the level grounds as they approach its western border, they
+ still look out upon that fearful wilderness which once beheld a nation in
+ agony&mdash;the utter extirpation of nearly half a million from amongst
+ its numbers, and, for the remainder, a storm of misery so fierce, that in
+ the end (as happened also at Athens during the Peloponnesian war from a
+ different form of misery) very many lost their memory; all records of
+ their past life were wiped out as with a sponge&mdash;utterly erased and
+ cancelled; and many others lost their reason; some in a gentle form of
+ pensive melancholy, some in a more restless form of feverish delirium and
+ nervous agitation, and others in the fixed forms of tempestuous mania,
+ raving frenzy, or moping idiocy. Two great commemorative monuments arose
+ in after years to mark the depth and permanence of the awe&mdash;the
+ sacred and reverential grief with which all persons looked back upon the
+ dread calamities attached to the year of the Tiger&mdash;all who had
+ either personally shared in those calamities, and had themselves drunk
+ from that cup of sorrow, or who had effectually been made witnesses to
+ their results, and associated with their relief; two great monuments, we
+ say; first of all, one in the religious solemnity, enjoined by the Dalai
+ Lama, called in the Tartar language a <i>Romanang</i>, that is, a national
+ commemoration, with music the most rich and solemn, of all the souls who
+ departed to the rest of Paradise from the afflictions of the Desert: this
+ took place about six years after the arrival in China. Secondly, another
+ more durable and more commensurate to the scale of the calamity and to the
+ grandeur of this national Exodus, in the mighty columns of granite and
+ brass, erected by the Emperor Kien Long, near the banks of the Ily: these
+ columns stand upon the very margin of the <i>steppes</i>; and they bear a
+ short but emphatic inscription [Footnote: This inscription has been
+ slightly altered in one or two phrases, and particularly in adapting to
+ the Christian era the Emperor's expressions for the year of the original
+ Exodus from China and the retrogressive Exodus from Russia. With respect
+ to the designation adopted for the Russian Emperor, either it is built
+ upon some confusion between him and the Byzantine Caesars, as though the
+ former, being of the same religion with the latter (and occupying in part
+ the same longitudes, though in different latitudes) might be considered as
+ his modern successor; or else it refers simply to the Greek form of
+ Christianity professed by the Russian Emperor and Church.] to the
+ following effect:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the Will of God Here, upon the Brink of these Deserts, Which from this
+ Point begin and stretch away Pathless, treeless, waterless, For thousands
+ of miles&mdash;and along the margins of many mighty Nations, Rested from
+ their labors and from great afflictions Under the shadow of the Chinese
+ Wall, And by the favor of KIEN LONG, God's Lieutenant upon Earth, The
+ ancient Children of the Wilderness&mdash;the Torgote Tartars Flying before
+ the wrath of the Grecian Czar, Wandering Sheep who had strayed away from
+ the Celestial Empire in the year 1616, But are now mercifully gathered
+ again, after infinite sorrow, Into the fold of their forgiving Shepherd.
+ Hallowed be the spot for ever, and Hallowed be the day&mdash;September 8,
+ 1771! Amen.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ END OF VOLUME I.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ VOLUME II
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ SYSTEM OF THE HEAVENS AS REVEALED BY LORD ROSSE'S TELESCOPES.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ [Footnote: Thoughts on Some Important Points relating to the System of the
+ World. By J. P. Nichol, LL.D., Professor of Astronomy in the University of
+ Glasgow. William Tait, Edinburgh. 1846.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some years ago, some person or other, [in fact I believe it was myself,]
+ published a paper from the German of Kant, on a very interesting question,
+ viz., the age of our own little Earth. Those who have never seen that
+ paper, a class of unfortunate people whom I suspect to form <i>rather</i>
+ the majority in our present perverse generation, will be likely to
+ misconceive its object. Kant's purpose was, not to ascertain how many
+ years the Earth had lived: a million of years, more or less, made very
+ little difference to <i>him</i>. What he wished to settle was no such
+ barren conundrum. For, had there even been any means of coercing the Earth
+ into an honest answer, on such a delicate point, which the Sicilian canon,
+ Recupero, fancied that there was; [Footnote: <i>Recupero</i>. See
+ Brydone's Travels, some sixty or seventy years ago. The canon, being a
+ beneficed clergyman in the Papal church, was naturally an infidel. He
+ wished exceedingly to refute Moses: and he fancied that he really had done
+ so by means of some collusive assistance from the layers of lava on Mount
+ Etna. But there survives, at this day, very little to remind us of the
+ canon, except an unpleasant guffaw that rises, at times, in solitary
+ valleys of Etna.] but which, in my own opinion, there neither is, nor
+ ought to be,&mdash;(since a man deserves to be cudgelled who could put
+ such improper questions to a <i>lady</i> planet,)&mdash;still what would
+ it amount to? What good would it do us to have a certificate of our dear
+ little mother's birth and baptism? Other people&mdash;people in Jupiter,
+ or the Uranians&mdash;may amuse themselves with her pretended foibles or
+ infirmities: it is quite safe to do so at <i>their</i> distance; and, in a
+ female planet like Venus, it might be natural, (though, strictly speaking,
+ not quite correct,) to scatter abroad malicious insinuations, as though
+ our excellent little mamma had begun to wear false hair, or had lost some
+ of her front teeth. But all this, we men of sense know to be gammon. Our
+ mother Tellus, beyond all doubt, is a lovely little thing. I am satisfied
+ that she is very much admired throughout the Solar System: and, in clear
+ seasons, when she is seen to advantage, with her bonny wee pet of a Moon
+ tripping round her like a lamb, I should be thankful to any gentleman who
+ will mention where he has happened to observe&mdash;either he or his
+ telescope&mdash;will he only have the goodness to say, in what part of the
+ heavens he has discovered a more elegant turn-out. I wish to make no
+ personal reflections. I name no names. Only this I say, that, though some
+ people have the gift of seeing things that other people never could see,
+ and though some other people, or other some people are born with a silver
+ spoon in their mouths, so that, generally, their geese count for swans,
+ yet, after all, swans or geese, it would be a pleasure to me, and really a
+ curiosity, to see the planet that could fancy herself entitled to sneeze
+ at our Earth. And then, if she (viz., our Earth,) keeps but one Moon, even
+ <i>that</i> (you know) is an advantage as regards some people that keep
+ none. There are people, pretty well known to you and me, that can't make
+ it convenient to keep even one Moon. And so I come to my moral; which is
+ this, that, to all appearance, it is mere justice; but, supposing it were
+ not, still it is <i>our</i> duty, (as children of the Earth,) right or
+ wrong, to stand up for our bonny young mamma, if she <i>is</i> young; or
+ for our dear old mother, if she <i>is</i> old; whether young or old, to
+ take her part against all comers; and to argue through thick and thin,
+ which (sober or not) I always attempt to do, that she is the most
+ respectable member of the Copernican System.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meantime, what Kant understood by being old, is something that still
+ remains to be explained. If one stumbled, in the steppes of Tartary, on
+ the grave of a Megalonyx, and, after long study, had deciphered from some
+ pre-Adamite heiro-pothooks, the following epitaph:&mdash;'<i>Hic jacet</i>
+ a Megalonyx, or <i>Hic jacet</i> a Mammoth, (as the case might be,) who
+ departed this life, to the grief of his numerous acquaintance in the
+ seventeen thousandth year of his age,'&mdash;of course, one would be sorry
+ for him; because it must be disagreeable at <i>any</i> age to be torn away
+ from life, and from all one's little megalonychal comforts; that's not
+ pleasant, you know, even if one <i>is</i> seventeen thousand years old.
+ But it would make all the difference possible in your grief, whether the
+ record indicated a premature death, that he had been cut off, in fact,
+ whilst just stepping into life, or had kicked the bucket when full of
+ honors, and been followed to the grave by a train of weeping
+ grandchildren. He had died 'in his teens,' that's past denying. But still
+ we must know to what stage of life in a man, had corresponded seventeen
+ thousand years in a Mammoth. Now exactly this was what Kant desired to
+ know about our planet. Let her have lived any number of years that you
+ suggest, (shall we say if you please, that she is in her billionth year?)
+ still that tells us nothing about the <i>period</i> of life, the <i>stage</i>,
+ which she may be supposed to have reached. Is she a child, in fact, or is
+ she an adult? And, <i>if</i> an adult, and that you gave a ball to the
+ Solar System, is she that kind of person, that you would introduce to a
+ waltzing partner, some fiery young gentlemen like Mars, or would you
+ rather suggest to her the sort of partnership which takes place at a
+ whist-table? On this, as on so many other questions, Kant was perfectly
+ sensible that people, of the finest understandings, may and do take the
+ most opposite views. Some think that our planet is in that stage of her
+ life, which corresponds to the playful period of twelve or thirteen in a
+ spirited girl. Such a girl, were it not that she is checked by a sweet
+ natural sense of feminine grace, you might call a romp; but not a hoyden,
+ observe; no horse-play; oh, no, nothing of that sort. And these people
+ fancy that earthquakes, volcanoes, and all such little <i>escapades</i>
+ will be over, they will, in lawyer's phrase, 'cease and determine,' as
+ soon as our Earth reaches the age of maidenly bashfulness. Poor thing!
+ It's quite natural, you know, in a healthy growing girl. A little overflow
+ of vivacity, a <i>pirouette</i> more or less, what harm should <i>that</i>
+ do to any of us? Nobody takes more delight than I in the fawn-like
+ sportiveness of an innocent girl, at this period of life: even a shade of
+ <i>espičglerie</i> does not annoy me. But still my own impressions incline
+ me rather to represent the Earth as a fine noble young woman, full of the
+ pride which is so becoming to her sex, and well able to take her own part,
+ in case that, at any solitary point of the heavens, she should come across
+ one of those vulgar fussy Comets, disposed to be rude and take improper
+ liberties. These Comets, by the way, are public nuisances, very much like
+ the mounted messengers of butchers in great cities, who are always at full
+ gallop, and moving upon such an infinity of angles to human shinbones,
+ that the final purpose of such boys (one of whom lately had the audacity
+ nearly to ride down the Duke of Wellington) seems to be&mdash;not the
+ translation of mutton, which would certainly find its way into human
+ mouths even if riding boys were not,&mdash;but the improved geometry of
+ transcendental curves. They ought to be numbered, ought these boys, and to
+ wear badges&mdash;X 10, &amp;c. And exactly the same evil, asking
+ therefore by implication for exactly the same remedy, affects the Comets.
+ A respectable planet is known everywhere, and responsible for any mischief
+ that he does. But if a cry should arise, 'Stop that wretch, who was rude
+ to the Earth: who is he?' twenty voices will answer, perhaps, 'It's
+ Encke's Comet; he is always doing mischief;' well, what can you say? it <i>may</i>
+ be Encke's, it may be some other man's Comet; there are so many abroad and
+ on so many roads, that you might as well ask upon a night of fog, such fog
+ as may be opened with an oyster knife, whose cab that was (whose, viz.,
+ out of 27,000 in London) that floored you into the kennel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These are constructive ideas upon the Earth's stage of evolution, which
+ Kant was aware of, and which will always find toleration, even where they
+ do not find patronage. But others there are, a class whom I perfectly
+ abominate, that place our Earth in the category of decaying women, nay of
+ decayed women, going, going, and all but gone. 'Hair like arctic snows,
+ failure of vital heat, palsy that shakes the head as in the porcelain toys
+ on our mantel-pieces, asthma that shakes the whole fabric&mdash;these they
+ absolutely fancy themselves to <i>see</i>. They absolutely <i>hear</i> the
+ tellurian lungs wheezing, panting, crying, 'Bellows to mend!' periodically
+ as the Earth approaches her aphelion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But suddenly at this point a demur arises upon the total question. Kant's
+ very problem explodes, bursts, as poison in Venetian wine-glass of old
+ shivered the glass into fragments. For is there, after all, any stationary
+ meaning in the question? Perhaps in reality the Earth is both young and
+ old. Young? If she is not young at present, perhaps she <i>will</i> be so
+ in future. Old? if she is not old at this moment, perhaps she <i>has</i>
+ been old, and has a fair chance of becoming so again. In fact, she is a
+ Phoenix that is known to have secret processes for rebuilding herself out
+ of her own ashes. Little doubt there is but she has seen many a birthday,
+ many a funeral night, and many a morning of resurrection. Where now the
+ mightiest of oceans rolls in pacific beauty, once were anchored continents
+ and boundless forests. Where the south pole now shuts her frozen gates
+ inhospitably against the intrusions of flesh, once were probably
+ accumulated the ribs of empires; man's imperial forehead, woman's roseate
+ lips, gleamed upon ten thousand hills; and there were innumerable
+ contributions to antarctic journals almost as good (but not quite) as our
+ own. Even within our domestic limits, even where little England, in her
+ south-eastern quarter now devolves so quietly to the sea her sweet
+ pastoral rivulets, once came roaring down, in pomp of waters, a regal
+ Ganges [Footnote: <i>'Ganges:'</i>&mdash;Dr. Nichol calls it by this name
+ for the purpose of expressing its grandeur; and certainly in breadth, in
+ diffusion at all times, but especially in the rainy season, the Ganges is
+ the cock of the walk in our British orient. Else, as regards the body of
+ water discharged, the absolute payments made into the sea's exchequer, and
+ the majesty of column riding downwards from the Himalaya, I believe that,
+ since Sir Alexander Burnes's measurements, the Indus ranks foremost by a
+ long chalk.], that drained some hyperbolical continent, some Quinbus
+ Flestrin of Asiatic proportions, long since gone to the dogs. All things
+ pass away. Generations wax old as does a garment: but eternally God says:&mdash;'Come
+ again, ye children of men.' Wildernesses of fruit, and worlds of flowers,
+ are annually gathered in solitary South America to ancestral graves: yet
+ still the Pomona of Earth, yet still the Flora of Earth, does not become
+ superannuated, but blossoms in everlasting youth. Not otherwise by secular
+ periods, known to us geologically as facts, though obscure as durations,
+ <i>Tellus</i> herself, the planet, as a whole, is for ever working by
+ golden balances of change and compensation, of ruin and restoration. She
+ recasts her glorious habitations in decomposing them; she lies down for
+ death, which perhaps a thousand times she has suffered; she rises for a
+ new birth, which perhaps for the thousandth time has glorified her disc.
+ Hers is the wedding garment, hers is the shroud, that eternally is being
+ woven in the loom. And God imposes upon her the awful necessity of working
+ for ever at her own grave, yet of listening for ever to his far-off
+ trumpet of <i>palingenesis</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If this account of the matter be just, and were it not treasonable to
+ insinuate the possibility of an error against so great a swell as Immanuel
+ Kant, one would be inclined to fancy that Mr. Kant had really been dozing
+ a little on this occasion; or, agreeably to his own illustration
+ elsewhere, that he had realized the pleasant picture of one learned doctor
+ trying to milk a he-goat, whilst another doctor, equally learned, holds
+ the milk-pail below. [Footnote: Kant applied this illustration to the case
+ where one worshipful scholar proposes some impossible problem, (as the
+ squaring of the circle, or the perpetual motion,) which another worshipful
+ scholar sits down to solve. The reference was of course to Virgil's line,&mdash;'Atque
+ idem jungat vulpes, et <i>mulgeat hircos</i>.'] And there is apparently
+ this two-edged embarrassment pressing upon the case&mdash;that, if our
+ dear excellent mother the Earth could be persuaded to tell us her exact
+ age in Julian years, still <i>that</i> would leave us all as much in the
+ dark as ever: since, if the answer were, 'Why, children, at my next
+ birth-day I shall count a matter of some million centuries,' we should
+ still be at a loss to <i>value</i> her age: would it mean that she was a
+ mere chicken, or that she was 'getting up in years?' On the other hand, if
+ (declining to state any odious circumstantialities,) she were to reply,&mdash;'No
+ matter, children, for my precise years, which are disagreeable
+ remembrances; I confess generally to being a lady of a certain age,'&mdash;here,
+ in the inverse order, given the <i>valuation</i> of the age, we should yet
+ be at a loss for the <i>absolute</i> years numerically: would a 'certain
+ age,' mean that 'mamma' was a million, be the same more or less, or
+ perhaps not much above seventy thousand?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every way, you see, reader, there are difficulties. But two things used to
+ strike me, as unaccountably overlooked by Kant; who, to say the truth, was
+ profound&mdash;yet at no time very agile&mdash;in the character of his
+ understanding. First, what age now might we take our brother and sister
+ planets to be? For <i>that</i> determination as to a point in <i>their</i>
+ constitution, will do something to illustrate our own. We are as good as
+ they, I hope, any day: perhaps in a growl, one might modestly insinuate&mdash;<i>better</i>.
+ It's not at all likely that there can be any great disproportion of age
+ amongst children of the same household: and therefore, since Kant always
+ countenanced the idea that Jupiter had not quite finished the upholstery
+ of his extensive premises, as a comfortable residence for a man, Jupiter
+ having, in fact, a fine family of mammoths, but no family at all of
+ 'humans,' (as brother Jonathan calls them,) Kant was bound, <i>ex analogo</i>,
+ to hold that any little precedency in the trade of living, on the part of
+ our own mother Earth, could not count for much in the long run. At
+ Newmarket, or Doncaster, the start is seldom mathematically true: trifling
+ advantages will survive all human trials after abstract equity; and the
+ logic of this case argues, that any few thousands of years by which Tellus
+ may have got ahead of Jupiter, such as the having finished her Roman
+ Empire, finished her Crusades, and finished her French Revolution,
+ virtually amounts to little or nothing; indicates no higher proportion to
+ the total scale upon which she has to run, than the few tickings of a
+ watch by which one horse at the start for the Leger is in advance of
+ another. When checked in our chronology by each other, it transpires that,
+ in effect, we are but executing the nice manoeuvre of a start; and that
+ the small matter of six thousand years, by which we may have advanced our
+ own position beyond some of our planetary rivals, is but the outstretched
+ neck of an uneasy horse at Doncaster. This is <i>one</i> of the data
+ overlooked by Kant; and the less excusably overlooked, because it was his
+ own peculiar doctrine,&mdash;that uncle Jupiter ought to be considered a
+ greenhorn. Jupiter may be a younger brother of our mamma; but, if he is a
+ brother at all, he cannot be so very wide of our own chronology; and
+ therefore the first <i>datum</i> overlooked by Kant was&mdash;the analogy
+ of our whole planetary system. A second datum, as it always occurred to
+ myself, might reasonably enough be derived from the intellectual vigor of
+ us men. If our mother could, with any show of reason, be considered an old
+ decayed lady, snoring stentorously in her arm-chair, there would naturally
+ be some <i>aroma</i> of phthisis, or apoplexy, beginning to form about <i>us</i>,
+ that are her children. But <i>is</i> there? If ever Dr. Johnson said a
+ true word, it was when he replied to the Scottish judge Burnett, so well
+ known to the world as Lord Monboddo. The judge, a learned man, but
+ obstinate as a mule in certain prejudices, had said plaintively,
+ querulously, piteously,&mdash;'Ah, Doctor, we are poor creatures, we men
+ of the eighteenth century, by comparison with our forefathers!' 'Oh, no,
+ my Lord,' said Johnson, 'we are quite as strong as our ancestors, and a
+ great deal wiser.' Yes; our kick is, at least, as dangerous, and our logic
+ does three times as much execution. This would be a complex topic to treat
+ effectively; and I wish merely to indicate the opening which it offers for
+ a most decisive order of arguments in such a controversy. If the Earth
+ were on her last legs, we her children could not be very strong or
+ healthy. Whereas, if there were less pedantry amongst us, less malice,
+ less falsehood, and less darkness of prejudice, easy it would be to show,
+ that in almost every mode of intellectual power, we are more than a match
+ for the most conceited of elder generations, and that in some modes we
+ have energies or arts absolutely and exclusively our own. Amongst a
+ thousand indications of strength and budding youth, I will mention two:&mdash;Is
+ it likely, is it plausible, that our Earth should just begin to find out
+ effective methods of traversing land and sea, when she had a summons to
+ leave both? Is it not, on the contrary, a clear presumption that the great
+ career of earthly nations is but on the point of opening, that life is but
+ just beginning to kindle, when the great obstacles to effectual
+ locomotion, and therefore to extensive human intercourse, are first of all
+ beginning to give way? Secondly, I ask peremptorily,&mdash;Does it stand
+ with good sense, is it reasonable that Earth is waning, science drooping,
+ man looking downward, precisely in that epoch when, first of all, man's
+ eye is arming itself for looking effectively into the mighty depths of
+ space? A new era for the human intellect, upon a path that lies amongst
+ its most aspiring, is promised, is inaugurated, by Lord Rosse's almost
+ awful telescope.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What is it then that Lord Rosse has accomplished? If a man were aiming at
+ dazzling by effects of rhetoric, he might reply: He has accomplished that
+ which once the condition of the telescope not only refused its permission
+ to hope for, but expressly bade man to despair of. What is it that Lord
+ Rosse has revealed? Answer: he has revealed more by far than he found. The
+ theatre to which he has introduced us, is <i>immeasurably</i> beyond the
+ old one which he found. To say that he found, in the visible universe, a
+ little wooden theatre of Thespis, a <i>tréteau</i> or shed of vagrants,
+ and that he presented us, at a price of toil and of <i>anxiety</i> that
+ cannot be measured, with a Roman colosseum,&mdash;<i>that</i> is to say
+ nothing. It is to undertake the measurement of the tropics with the
+ pocket-tape of an upholsterer. Columbus, when he introduced the Old World
+ to the New, after all that can be said in his praise, did in fact only
+ introduce the majority to the minority; but Lord Rosse has introduced the
+ minority to the majority. There are two worlds, one called Ante-Rosse, and
+ the other Post-Rosse; and, if it should come to voting, the latter would
+ shockingly outvote the other. Augustus Cćsar made it his boast when dying,
+ that he had found the city of Rome built of brick, and that he left it
+ built of marble: <i>lateritiam invenit, marmoream reliquit</i>. Lord Rosse
+ may say, even if to-day he should die, 'I found God's universe represented
+ for human convenience, even after all the sublime discoveries of Herschel,
+ upon a globe or spherical chart having a radius of one hundred and fifty
+ feet; and I left it sketched upon a similar chart, keeping exactly the
+ same scale of proportions, but now elongating its radius into one thousand
+ feet.' The reader of course understands that this expression, founded on
+ absolute calculations of Dr. Nichol, is simply meant to exhibit the <i>relative</i>
+ dimensions of the <i>mundus Ante-Rosseanus</i> and the <i>mundus
+ Post-Rosseanus;</i> for as to the <i>absolute</i> dimensions, when stated
+ in miles, leagues or any units familiar to the human experience, they are
+ too stunning and confounding. If, again, they are stated in larger units,
+ as for instance diameters of the earth's orbit, the unit itself that
+ should facilitate the grasping of the result, and which really <i>is</i>
+ more manageable numerically, becomes itself elusive of the mental grasp:
+ it comes in as an interpreter; and (as in some other cases) the
+ interpreter is hardest to be understood of the two. If, finally, TIME be
+ assumed as the exponent of the dreadful magnitudes, time combining itself
+ with motion, as in the flight of cannon-balls or the flight of swallows,
+ the sublimity becomes greater; but horror seizes upon the reflecting
+ intellect, and incredulity upon the irreflective. Even a railroad
+ generation, that <i>should</i> have faith in the miracles of velocity,
+ lifts up its hands with an '<i>Incredulus odi</i>!' we know that Dr.
+ Nichol speaks the truth; but he <i>seems</i> to speak falsehood. And the
+ ignorant by-stander prays that the doctor may have grace given him and
+ time for repentance; whilst his more liberal companion reproves his want
+ of charity, observing that travellers into far countries have always had a
+ license for lying, as a sort of tax or fine levied for remunerating their
+ own risks; and that great astronomers, as necessarily far travellers into
+ space, are entitled to a double per centage of the same Munchausen
+ privilege.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Great is the mystery of Space, greater is the mystery of Time; either
+ mystery grows upon man, as man himself grows; and either seems to be a
+ function of the godlike which is in man. In reality the depths and the
+ heights which are in man, the depths by which he searches, the heights by
+ which he aspires, are but projected and made objective externally in the
+ three dimensions of space which are outside of him. He trembles at the
+ abyss into which his bodily eyes look down, or look up; not knowing that
+ abyss to be, not always consciously suspecting it to be, but by an
+ instinct written in his prophetic heart feeling it to be, boding it to be,
+ fearing it to be, and sometimes hoping it to be, the mirror to a mightier
+ abyss that will one day be expanded in himself. Even as to the sense of
+ space, which is the lesser mystery than time, I know not whether the
+ reader has remarked that it is one which swells upon man with the
+ expansion of his mind, and that it is probably peculiar to the mind of
+ man. An infant of a year old, or oftentimes even older, takes no notice of
+ a sound, however loud, which is a quarter of a mile removed, or even in a
+ distant chamber. And brutes, even of the most enlarged capacities, seem
+ not to have any commerce with distance: distance is probably not revealed
+ to them except by a <i>presence</i>, viz., by some shadow of their own
+ animality, which, if perceived at all, is perceived as a thing <i>present</i>
+ to their organs. An animal desire, or a deep animal hostility, may render
+ sensible a distance which else would not be sensible; but not render it
+ sensible <i>as</i> a distance. Hence perhaps is explained, and not out of
+ any self-oblivion from higher enthusiasm, a fact that often has occurred,
+ of deer, or hares, or foxes, and the pack of hounds in pursuit, chaser and
+ chased, all going headlong over a precipice together. Depth or height does
+ not readily manifest itself to <i>them</i>; so that any <i>strong</i>
+ motive is sufficient to overpower the sense of it. Man only has a natural
+ function for expanding on an illimitable sensorium, the illimitable
+ growths of space. Man, coming to the precipice, reads his danger; the
+ brute perishes: man is saved; and the horse is saved by his rider.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, if this sounds in the ear of some a doubtful refinement, the doubt
+ applies only to the lowest degrees of space. For the highest, it is
+ certain that brutes have no perception. To man is as much reserved the
+ prerogative of perceiving space in its higher extensions, as of
+ geometrically constructing the relations of space. And the brute is no
+ more capable of apprehending abysses through his eye, than he can build
+ upwards or can analyze downwards the ćrial synthesis of Geometry. Such,
+ therefore, as is space for the grandeur of man's perceptions, such as is
+ space for the benefit of man's towering mathematic speculations, such is
+ the nature of our debt to Lord Rosse&mdash;as being the philosopher who
+ has most pushed back the frontiers of our conquests upon this <i>exclusive</i>
+ inheritance of man. We have all heard of a king that, sitting on the
+ sea-shore, bade the waves, as they began to lave his feet, upon their
+ allegiance to retire. <i>That</i> was said not vainly or presumptuously,
+ but in reproof of sycophantic courtiers. Now, however, we see in good
+ earnest another man, wielding another kind of sceptre, and sitting upon
+ the shores of infinity, that says to the ice which had frozen up our
+ progress,&mdash;'Melt thou before my breath!' that says to the rebellious
+ <i>nebulć</i>,&mdash;'Submit, and burst into blazing worlds!' that says to
+ the gates of darkness,&mdash;'Roll back, ye barriers, and no longer hide
+ from us the infinities of God!'
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ From the days of infancy still lingers in my ears this opening of a prose
+ hymn by a lady, then very celebrated, viz., the late Mrs. Barbauld. The
+ hymn began by enticing some solitary infant into some silent garden, I
+ believe, or some forest lawn; and the opening words were, 'Come, and I
+ will show you what is beautiful!' Well, and what beside? There is nothing
+ beside; oh, disappointed and therefore enraged reader; positively this is
+ the sum-total of what I can recall from the wreck of years; and certainly
+ it is not much. Even of Sappho, though time has made mere ducks and drakes
+ of her lyrics, we have rather more spared to us than this. And yet this
+ trifle, simple as you think it, this shred of a fragment, if the reader
+ will believe me, still echoes with luxurious sweetness in my ears, from
+ some unaccountable hide-and-seek of fugitive childish memories; just as a
+ marine shell, if applied steadily to the ear, awakens (according to the
+ fine image of Landor [Footnote: 'Of Landor,' viz., in his 'Gebir;' but
+ also of Wordsworth in 'The Excursion.' And I must tell the reader, that a
+ contest raged at one time as to the <i>original property</i> in this
+ image, not much less keen than that between Neptune and Minerva, for the
+ chancellorship of Athens.]) the great vision of the sea; places the
+ listener
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'In the sun's palace-porch,
+ And murmurs as the ocean murmurs there.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Now, on some moonless night, in some fitting condition of the atmosphere,
+ if Lord Rosse would permit the reader and myself to walk into the front
+ drawing-room of his telescope, then, in Mrs. Barbauld's words, slightly
+ varied, I might say to him,&mdash;Come, and I will show you what is
+ sublime! In fact, what I am going to lay before him, from Dr. Nichol's
+ work, is, or at least <i>would</i> be, (when translated into Hebrew
+ grandeur by the mighty telescope,) a step above even that object which
+ some four-and-twenty years ago in the British Museum struck me as simply
+ the sublimest sight which in this sight-seeing world I had seen. It was
+ the Memnon's head, then recently brought from Egypt. I looked at it, as
+ the reader must suppose, in order to understand the depth which I have
+ here ascribed to the impression, not as a human but as a symbolic head;
+ and what it symbolized to me were: 1. The peace which passeth all
+ understanding. 2. The eternity which baffles and confounds all faculty of
+ computation; the eternity which <i>had</i> been, the eternity which <i>was</i>
+ to be. 3. The diffusive love, not such as rises and falls upon waves of
+ life and mortality, not such as sinks and swells by undulations of time,
+ but a procession&mdash;an emanation from some mystery of endless dawn. You
+ durst not call it a smile that radiated from the lips; the radiation was
+ too awful to clothe itself in adumbrations or memorials of flesh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In <i>that mode</i> of sublimity, perhaps, I still adhere to my first
+ opinion, that nothing so great was ever beheld. The atmosphere for <i>this</i>,
+ for the Memnon, was the breathlessness which belongs to a saintly trance;
+ the holy thing seemed to live by silence. But there <i>is</i> a picture,
+ the pendant of the Memnon, there <i>is</i> a dreadful cartoon, from the
+ gallery which has begun to open upon Lord Rosse's telescope, where the
+ appropriate atmosphere for investing it must be drawn from another
+ silence, from the frost and from the eternities of death. It is the famous
+ <i>nebula</i> in the constellation of Orion; famous for the unexampled
+ defiance with which it resisted all approaches from the most potent of
+ former telescopes; famous for its frightful magnitude and for the
+ frightful depth to which it is sunk in the abysses of the heavenly
+ wilderness; famous just now for the submission with which it has begun to
+ render up its secrets to the all-conquering telescope; and famous in all
+ time coming for the horror of the regal phantasma which it has perfected
+ to eyes of flesh. Had Milton's 'incestuous mother,' with her fleshless
+ son, and with the warrior angel, his father, that led the rebellions of
+ heaven, been suddenly unmasked by Lord Rosse's instrument, in these
+ dreadful distances before which, simply as expressions of resistance, the
+ mind of man shudders and recoils, there would have been nothing more
+ appalling in the exposure; in fact, it would have been essentially the
+ same exposure: the same expression of power in the detestable phantom, the
+ same rebellion in the attitude, the same pomp of malice in the features to
+ a universe seasoned for its assaults.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader must look to Dr. Nichol's book, at page 51, for the picture of
+ this abominable apparition. But then, in order to see what <i>I</i> see,
+ the obedient reader must do what I tell him to do. Let him therefore view
+ the wretch upside down. If he neglects that simple direction, of course I
+ don't answer for anything that follows: without any fault of mine, my
+ description will be unintelligible. This inversion being made, the
+ following is the dreadful creature that will then reveal itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Description of the Nebula in Orion, as forced to show out by Lord
+ Rosse.</i>&mdash;You see a head thrown back, and raising its face, (or
+ eyes, if eyes it had,) in the very anguish of hatred, to some unknown
+ heavens. What <i>should</i> be its skull wears what <i>might</i> be an
+ Assyrian tiara, only ending behind in a floating train. This head rests
+ upon a beautifully developed neck and throat. All power being given to the
+ awful enemy, he is beautiful where he pleases, in order to point and
+ envenom his ghostly ugliness. The mouth, in that stage of the apocalypse
+ which Sir John Herschel was able to arrest in his eighteen-inch mirror, is
+ amply developed. Brutalities unspeakable sit upon the upper lip, which is
+ confluent with a snout; for separate nostrils there are none. Were it not
+ for this one defect of nostrils; and, even in spite of this defect,
+ (since, in so mysterious a mixture of the angelic and the brutal, we may
+ suppose the sense of odor to work by some compensatory organ,) one is
+ reminded by the phantom's attitude of a passage, ever memorable, in
+ Milton: that passage, I mean, where Death first becomes aware, soon after
+ the original trespass, of his own future empire over man. The 'meagre
+ shadow' even smiles (for the first time and the last) on apprehending his
+ own abominable bliss, by apprehending from afar the savor 'of mortal
+ change on earth.'
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;'Such a scent,' (he says,) 'I draw
+ Of carnage, prey innumerable.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As illustrating the attitude of the phantom in Orion, let the reader allow
+ me to quote the tremendous passage:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'So saying, with delight he snuff'd the smell
+ Of mortal change on earth. As when a flock
+ Of ravenous fowl, though many a league remote,
+ Against the day of battle, to a field,
+ Where armies lie encamp'd, come flying, lured
+ With scent of living carcasses design'd
+ For death, the following day, in bloody fight;
+ So scented the grim feature,
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ [Footnote: 'So scented the grim feature,' [<i>feature</i> is the old word
+ for <i>form or outline that is shadowy</i>; and also for form (shadowy or
+ not) which abstracts from the <i>matter</i>.] By the way, I have never
+ seen it noticed, that Milton was indebted for the hint of this immortal
+ passage to a superb line-and-a-half, in Lucan's Pharsalia.]
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ and upturn'd
+ His nostril wide into the murky air,
+ Sagacious of his quarry from so far.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But the lower lip, which is drawn inwards with the curve of a conch shell,&mdash;oh
+ what a convolute of cruelty and revenge is <i>there</i>! Cruelty!&mdash;to
+ whom? Revenge!&mdash;for what? Ask not, whisper not. Look upwards to other
+ mysteries. In the very region of his temples, driving itself downwards
+ into his cruel brain, and breaking the continuity of his diadem, is a
+ horrid chasm, a ravine, a shaft, that many centuries would not traverse;
+ and it is serrated on its posterior wall with a harrow that perhaps is
+ partly hidden. From the anterior wall of this chasm rise, in vertical
+ directions, two processes; one perpendicular, and rigid as a horn, the
+ other streaming forward before some portentous breath. What these could
+ be, seemed doubtful; but now, when further examinations by Sir John
+ Herschel, at the Cape of Good Hope, have filled up the scattered outline
+ with a rich umbrageous growth, one is inclined to regard them as the
+ plumes of a sultan. Dressed he is, therefore, as well as armed. And
+ finally comes Lord Rosse, that glorifies him with the jewellery [Footnote:
+ <i>The jewellery of Stars</i>. And one thing is very remarkable, viz.,
+ that not only the stars justify this name of jewellery, as usual, by the
+ life of their splendor, but also, in this case, by their arrangement. No
+ jeweller could have set, or disposed with more art, the magnificent
+ quadrille of stars which is placed immediately below the upright plume.
+ There is also another, a truncated quadrille, wanting only the left hand
+ star (or you might call it a bisected lozenge) placed on the diadem, but
+ obliquely placed as regards the curve of that diadem. Two or three other
+ arrangements are striking, though not equally so, both from their
+ regularity and from their repeating each other, as the forms in a
+ kaleidoscope.] of stars: he is now a vision 'to dream of, not to tell:' he
+ is ready for the worship of those that are tormented in sleep: and the
+ stages of his solemn uncovering by astronomy, first by Sir W. Herschel,
+ secondly, by his son, and finally by Lord Rosse, is like the reversing of
+ some heavenly doom, like the raising of the seals that had been sealed by
+ the angel, in the Revelations. But the reader naturally asks, How does all
+ this concern Lord Rosse's telescope on the one side, or general astronomy
+ on the other? This <i>nebula</i>, he will say, seems a bad kind of fellow
+ by your account; and of course it will not break my heart to hear, that he
+ has had the conceit taken out of him. But in what way can <i>that</i>
+ affect the pretensions of this new instrument; or, if it did, how can the
+ character of the instrument affect the general condition of a science?
+ Besides, is not the science a growth from very ancient times? With great
+ respect for the Earl of Rosse, is it conceivable that he, or any man, by
+ one hour's working the tackle of his new instrument, can have carried any
+ stunning revolutionary effect into the heart of a section so ancient in
+ our mathematical physics? But the reader is to consider, that the ruins
+ made by Lord Rosse, are in <i>sidereal</i> astronomy, which is almost
+ wholly a growth of modern times; and the particular part of it demolished
+ by the new telescope, is almost exclusively the creation of the two
+ Herschels, father and son. Laplace, it is true, adopted their views; and
+ he transferred them to the particular service of our own planetary system.
+ But he gave to them no new sanction, except what arises from showing that
+ they would account for the appearances, as they present themselves to our
+ experience at this day. That was a <i>negative</i> confirmation; by which
+ I mean, that, had their views failed in the hands of Laplace, then they
+ were proved to be false; but, <i>not</i> failing, they were not therefore
+ proved to be true. It was like proving a gun; if the charge is
+ insufficient, or if, in trying the strength of cast iron, timber, ropes,
+ &amp;c., the strain is not up to the rigor of the demand, you go away with
+ perhaps a favorable impression as to the promises of the article; it has
+ stood a moderate trial; it has stood all the trial that offered, which is
+ always something; but you are still obliged to feel that, when the
+ ultimate test is applied, smash may go the whole concern. Lord Rosse
+ applied an ultimate test; and smash went the whole concern. Really I must
+ have laughed, though all the world had been angry, when the shrieks and
+ yells of expiring systems began to reverberate all the way from the belt
+ of Orion; and positively at the very first broadside delivered from this
+ huge four-decker of a telescope.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But what was it then that went to wreck? That is a thing more easy to ask
+ than to answer. At least, for my own part, I complain that some vagueness
+ hangs over all the accounts of the nebular hypothesis. However, in this
+ place a brief sketch will suffice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Herschel the elder, having greatly improved the telescope, began to
+ observe with special attention a class of remarkable phenomena in the
+ starry world hitherto unstudied, viz.: milky spots in various stages of
+ diffusion. The nature of these appearances soon cleared itself up thus
+ far, that generally they were found to be starry worlds, separated from
+ ours by inconceivable distances, and in that way concealing at first their
+ real nature. The whitish gleam was the mask conferred by the enormity of
+ their remotion. This being so, it might have been supposed that, as was
+ the faintness of these cloudy spots or <i>nebulć</i>, such was the
+ distance. But <i>that</i> did not follow: for in the treasury of nature it
+ turned out that there were other resources for modifying the powers of
+ distance, for muffling and unmuffling the voice of stars. Suppose a world
+ at the distance <i>x</i>, which distance is so great as to make the
+ manifestation of that world weak, milky, nebular. Now let the secret power
+ that wields these awful orbs, push this world back to a double distance!
+ <i>that</i> should naturally make it paler and more dilute than ever: and
+ yet by <i>compression</i>, by deeper centralization, this effect shall be
+ defeated; by forcing into far closer neighborhood the stars which compose
+ this world, again it shall gleam out brighter when at 2<i>x</i> than when
+ at <i>x</i>. At this point of compression, let the great moulding power a
+ second time push it back; and a second time it will grow faint. But once
+ more let this world be tortured into closer compression, again let the
+ screw be put upon it, and once again it shall shake off the oppression of
+ distance as the dew-drops are shaken from a lion's mane. And thus in fact
+ the mysterious architect plays at hide-and-seek with his worlds. 'I will
+ hide it,' he says, 'and it shall be found again by man; I will withdraw it
+ into distances that shall seem fabulous, and again it shall apparel itself
+ in glorious light; a third time I will plunge it into aboriginal darkness,
+ and upon the vision of man a third time it shall rise with a new
+ epiphany.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, says the objector, there is no such world; there is no world that has
+ thus been driven back, and depressed from one deep to a lower deep.
+ Granted: but the same effect, an illustration of the same law, is produced
+ equally, whether you take four worlds, all of the same magnitude, and
+ plunge them <i>simultaneously</i> into four different abysses, sinking by
+ graduated distances one below another, or take one world and plunge it to
+ the same distances <i>successively</i>. So in Geology, when men talk of
+ substances in different stages, or of transitional states, they do not
+ mean that they have watched the same individual <i>stratum</i> or <i>phenomenon</i>,
+ exhibiting states removed from each other by depths of many thousand
+ years; how could they? but they have seen one stage in the case A, another
+ stage in the case B. They take, for instance, three objects, the same (to
+ use the technical language of logic) generically, though numerically
+ different, under separate circumstances, or in different stages of
+ advance. They are one object for logic, they are three for human
+ convenience. So again it might seem impossible to give the history of a
+ rose tree from infancy to age: how could the same rose tree, at the same
+ time, be young and old? Yet by taking the different developments of its
+ flowers, even as they hang on the same tree, from the earliest bud to the
+ full-blown rose, you may in effect pursue this vegetable growth through
+ all its stages: you have before you the bony blushing little rose-bud, and
+ the respectable 'medićval' full-blown rose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This point settled, let it now be remarked, that Herschel's resources
+ enabled him to unmask many of these <i>nebulć</i>: stars they were, and
+ stars he forced them to own themselves. Why should any decent world wear
+ an <i>alias</i>? There was nothing, you know, to be ashamed of in being an
+ honest cluster of stars. Indeed, they seemed to be sensible of this
+ themselves, and they now yielded to the force of Herschel's arguments so
+ far as to show themselves in the new character of <i>nebulć</i> spangled
+ with stars; these are the <i>stellar nebulć</i>; quite as much as you
+ could expect in so short a time: Rome was not built in a day: and one must
+ have some respect to stellar feelings. It was noticed, however, that where
+ a bright haze, and not a weak milk-and-water haze, had revealed itself to
+ the telescope, this, arising from a case of <i>compression</i>, (as
+ previously explained,) required very little increase of telescopic power
+ to force him into a fuller confession. He made a clean breast of it. But
+ at length came a dreadful anomaly. A 'nebula' in the constellation <i>Andromeda</i>
+ turned restive: another in <i>Orion</i>, I grieve to say it, still more
+ so. I confine myself to the latter. A very low power sufficed to bring him
+ to a slight confession, which in fact amounted to nothing; the very
+ highest would not persuade him to show a star. 'Just one,' said some
+ coaxing person; 'we'll be satisfied with only one.' But no: he would <i>not</i>.
+ He was hardened, 'he wouldn't <i>split</i>.' And Herschel was thus led,
+ after waiting as long as flesh and blood <i>could</i> wait, to infer two
+ classes of <i>nebulć</i>; one that were stars; and another that were <i>not</i>
+ stars, nor ever were meant to be stars. Yet <i>that</i> was premature: he
+ found at last, that, though not raised to the peerage of stars, finally
+ they would be so: they were the matter of stars; and by gradual
+ condensation would become suns, whose atmosphere, by a similar process of
+ condensing, would become planets, capable of brilliant literati and
+ philosophers, in several volumes octavo. So stood the case for a long
+ time; it was settled to the satisfaction of Europe that there were two
+ classes of <i>nebulć</i>, one that <i>were</i> worlds, one that were <i>not</i>,
+ but only the pabulum of future worlds. Silence arose. A voice was heard,
+ 'Let there be Lord Rosse!' and immediately his telescope walked into
+ Orion; destroyed the supposed matter of stars; but, in return, created
+ immeasurable worlds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a hint for apprehending the delicacy and difficulty of the process in
+ sidereal astronomy, let the inexperienced reader figure to himself these
+ separate cases of perplexity: 1st, A perplexity where the dilemma arises
+ from the collision between magnitude and distance:&mdash;is the size less,
+ or the distance greater? 2dly, Where the dilemma arises between motions, a
+ motion in ourselves doubtfully confounded with a motion in some external
+ body; or, 3dly, Where it arises between possible positions of an object:
+ is it a real proximity that we see between two stars, or simply an
+ apparent proximity from lying in the same visual line, though in far other
+ depths of space? As regards the first dilemma, we may suppose two laws, A
+ and B, absolutely in contradiction, laid down at starting: A, that all
+ fixed stars are precisely at the same <i>distance</i>; in this case every
+ difference in the apparent magnitude will indicate a corresponding
+ difference in the real magnitude, and will measure that difference. B,
+ that all the fixed stars are precisely of the same <i>magnitude</i>; in
+ which case, every variety in the size will indicate a corresponding
+ difference in the distance, and will measure that difference. Nor could we
+ imagine any exception to these inferences from A or from B, whichever of
+ the two were assumed, unless through optical laws that might not equally
+ affect objects under different circumstances; I mean, for instance, that
+ might suffer a disturbance as applied under hypoth. B, to different depths
+ in space, or under hypoth. A, to different arrangements of structure in
+ the star. But thirdly, it is certain, that neither A nor B is the abiding
+ law: and next it becomes an object by science and by instruments to
+ distinguish more readily and more certainly between the cases where the
+ distance has degraded the size, and the cases where the size being <i>really</i>
+ less, has caused an exaggeration of the distance: or again, where the size
+ being really less, yet co-operating with a distance really greater, may
+ degrade the estimate, (though travelling in a right direction,) below the
+ truth; or again where the size being really less, yet counteracted by a
+ distance also less, may equally disturb the truth of human measurements,
+ and so on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A second large order of equivocating appearances will arise,&mdash;not as
+ to magnitude, but as to motion. If it could be a safe assumption, that the
+ system to which our planet is attached were absolutely fixed and
+ motionless, except as regards its own <i>internal</i> relations of
+ movement, then every change outside of us, every motion that the registers
+ of astronomy had established, would be objective and not subjective. It
+ would be safe to pronounce at once that it was a motion in the object
+ contemplated, <i>not</i> in the subject contemplating. Or, reversely, if
+ it were safe to assume as a universal law, that no motion was possible in
+ the starry heavens, then every change of relations in space, between
+ ourselves and them, would indicate and would measure a progress, or
+ regress, on the part of our solar system, in certain known directions. But
+ now, because it is not safe to rest in either assumption, the range of
+ possibilities for which science has to provide, is enlarged; the immediate
+ difficulties are multiplied; but with the result (as in the former case)
+ of reversionally expanding the powers, and consequently the facilities,
+ lodged both in the science and in the arts ministerial to the science.
+ Thus, in the constellation <i>Cygnus</i>, there is a star gradually
+ changing its relation to our system, whose distance from ourselves (as Dr.
+ Nichol tells us) is ascertained to be about six hundred and seventy
+ thousand times our own distance from the sun: that is, neglecting minute
+ accuracy, about six hundred and seventy thousand stages of one hundred
+ million miles each. This point being known, it falls within the <i>arts</i>
+ of astronomy to translate this apparent angular motion into miles; and
+ presuming this change of relation to be not in the star, but really in
+ ourselves, we may deduce the velocity of our course, we may enter into our
+ <i>log</i> daily the rate at which our whole solar system is running.
+ Bessel, it seems, the eminent astronomer who died lately, computed this
+ velocity to be such (viz., three times that of our own earth in its proper
+ orbit) as would carry us to the star in forty-one thousand years. But, in
+ the mean time, the astronomer is to hold in reserve some small share of
+ his attention, some trifle of a side-glance, now and then, to the
+ possibility of an error, after all, in the main assumption: he must watch
+ the indications, if any such should arise, that not ourselves, but the
+ star in <i>Cygnus</i>, is the real party concerned, in drifting at this
+ shocking rate, with no prospect of coming to an anchorage. [Footnote: It
+ is worth adding at this point, whilst the reader remembers without effort
+ the numbers, viz., forty-one thousand years, for the time, (the space
+ being our own distance from the sun repeated six hundred and seventy
+ thousand times,) what would be the time required for reaching, in the <i>body</i>,
+ that distance to which Lord Rosse's six feet mirror has so recently
+ extended our <i>vision</i>. The time would be, as Dr. Nichol computes,
+ about two hundred and fifty millions of years, supposing that our rate of
+ travelling was about three times that of our earth in its orbit. Now, as
+ the velocity is assumed to be the same in both cases, the ratio between
+ the distance (already so tremendous) of Bessel's 61 <i>Cygni</i>, and that
+ of Lord Rosse's farthest frontier, is as forty-one thousand to two hundred
+ and fifty millions. This is a simple rule-of-three problem for a child.
+ And the answer to it will, perhaps, convey the simplest expression of the
+ superhuman power lodged in the new telescope:&mdash;as is the ratio of
+ forty-one thousand to two hundred and fifty million, so is the ratio of
+ our own distance from the sun multiplied by six hundred and seventy
+ thousand, to the outermost limit of Lord Rosse's sidereal vision.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another class, and a frequent one, of equivocal phenomena, phenomena that
+ are reconcilable indifferently with either of two assumptions, though less
+ plausibly reconciled with the one than with the other, concerns the
+ position of stars that seem connected with each other by systematic
+ relations, and which yet <i>may</i> lie in very different depths of space,
+ being brought into seeming connection only by the human eye. There have
+ been, and there are, cases where two stars dissemble an interconnection
+ which they really <i>have</i>, and other cases where they simulate an
+ interconnection which they have not. All these cases of simulation and
+ dissimulation torment the astronomer by multiplying his perplexities, and
+ deepening the difficulty of escaping them. He cannot get at the truth: in
+ many cases, magnitude and distance are in collusion with each other to
+ deceive him: motion subjective is in collusion with motion objective;
+ duplex systems are in collusion with fraudulent stars, having no real
+ partnership whatever, but mimicking such a partnership by means of the
+ limitations or errors affecting the human eye, where it can apply no other
+ sense to aid or to correct itself. So that the business of astronomy, in
+ these days, is no sinecure, as the reader perceives. And by another
+ evidence, it is continually becoming less of a sinecure. Formerly, one or
+ two men,&mdash;Tycho, suppose, or, in a later age, Cassini and Horrox, and
+ Bradley, had observatories: one man, suppose, observed the stars for all
+ Christendom; and the rest of Europe observed <i>him</i>. But now, up and
+ down Europe, from the deep blue of Italian skies to the cold frosty
+ atmospheres of St. Petersburg and Glasgow, the stars are conscious of
+ being watched everywhere; and if all astronomers do not publish their
+ observations, all use them in their speculations. New and brilliantly
+ appointed observatories are rising in every latitude, or risen; and none,
+ by the way, of these new-born observatories, is more interesting from the
+ circumstances of its position, or more <i>picturesque</i> to a higher
+ organ than the eye&mdash;viz., to the human heart&mdash;than the New
+ Observatory raised by the university of Glasgow.[Footnote: It has been
+ reported, ever since the autumn of 1845, and the report is now, (August,
+ 1846,) gathering strength, that some railway potentate, having taken a
+ fancy for the ancient college of Glasgow, as a bauble to hang about his
+ wife's neck, (no accounting for tastes,) has offered, (or <i>will</i>
+ offer,) such a price, that the good old academic lady in this her
+ moss-grown antiquity, seriously thinks of taking him at his word, packing
+ up her traps, and being off. When a spirit of galavanting comes across an
+ aged lady, it is always difficult to know where it will stop: so, in fact,
+ you know, she may choose to steam for Texas. But the present impression
+ is, that she will settle down by the side of what you may call her married
+ or settled daughter&mdash;the Observatory; which one would be glad to have
+ confirmed, as indicating that no purpose of pleasure-seeking had been
+ working in elderly minds, but the instinct of religious rest and
+ aspiration. The Observatory would thus remind one of those early Christian
+ anchorites, and self-exiled visionaries, that being led by almost a
+ necessity of nature to take up their residence in deserts, sometimes drew
+ after themselves the whole of their own neighborhood.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The New Observatory of Glasgow is now, I believe, finished; and the only
+ fact connected with its history that was painful, as embodying and
+ recording that Vandal alienation from science, literature, and all their
+ interests, which has ever marked our too haughty and Caliph-Omar-like
+ British government, lay in the circumstance that the glasses of the
+ apparatus, the whole mounting of the establishment, in so far as it was a
+ scientific establishment, and even the workmen for putting up the
+ machinery, were imported from Bavaria. We, that once bade the world stand
+ aside when the question arose about glasses, or the graduation of
+ instruments, were now literally obliged to stand cap in hand, bowing to
+ Mr. Somebody, successor of Frauenhofer or Frauendevil, in Munich! Who
+ caused <i>that</i>, we should all be glad to know, if not the wicked
+ Treasury, that killed the hen that laid the golden eggs by taxing her
+ until her spine broke? It is to be hoped that, at this moment, and
+ specifically for this offence, some scores of Exchequer men, chancellors
+ and other rubbish, are in purgatory, and perhaps working, with
+ shirt-sleeves tucked up, in purgatorial glass-houses, with very small
+ allowances of beer, to defray the cost of perspiration. But why trouble a
+ festal remembrance with commemorations of crimes or criminals? What makes
+ the Glasgow Observatory so peculiarly interesting, is its position,
+ connected with and overlooking so vast a city, having more than three
+ hundred thousand inhabitants, (in spite of an American sceptic,) nearly
+ all children of toil; and a city, too, which, from the necessities of its
+ circumstances, draws so deeply upon that fountain of misery and guilt
+ which some ordinance, as ancient as 'our father Jacob,' with his
+ patriarchal well for Samaria, has bequeathed to manufacturing towns,&mdash;to
+ Ninevehs, to Babylons, to Tyres. How tarnished with eternal canopies of
+ smoke, and of sorrow; how dark with agitations of many orders, is the
+ mighty town below! How serene, how quiet, how lifted above the confusion
+ and the roar, how liberated from the strifes of earth, is the solemn
+ Observatory that crowns the grounds above! And duly, at night, just when
+ the toil of over-wrought Glasgow is mercifully relaxing, then comes the
+ summons to the laboring astronomer. <i>He</i> speaks not of the night, but
+ of the day and the flaunting day-light, as the hours 'in which no man can
+ work.' And the least reflecting of men must be impressed by the idea, that
+ at wide intervals, but intervals scattered over Europe, whilst 'all that
+ mighty heart' is, by sleep, resting from its labors, secret eyes are
+ lifted up to heaven in astronomical watch-towers; eyes that keep watch and
+ ward over spaces that make us dizzy to remember, eyes that register the
+ promises of comets, and disentangle the labyrinths of worlds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another feature of interest, connected with the Glasgow Observatory, is
+ personal, and founded on the intellectual characteristics of the present
+ professor, Dr. Nichol; in the deep meditative style of his mind seeking
+ for rest, yet placed in conflict for ever with the tumultuous necessity in
+ <i>him</i> for travelling along the line of revolutionary thought, and
+ following it loyally, wearied or not, to its natural home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a sonnet of Milton, one of three connected with his own blindness, he
+ distinguishes between two classes of servants that minister to the
+ purposes of God. '<i>His</i> state,' says he, meaning God's state, the
+ arrangement of his regular service, 'is kingly;' that is to say, it
+ resembles the mode of service established in the courts of kings; and, in
+ this, it resembles that service, that there are two classes of ministers
+ attending on his pleasure. For, as in the trains of kings are some that
+ run without resting, night or day, to carry the royal messages, and also
+ others&mdash;great lords in waiting&mdash;that move not from the royal
+ gates; so of the divine retinues, some are for action only, some for
+ contemplation. 'Thousands' there are that
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;'at his bidding speed,
+ And post o'er land and ocean without rest.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Others, on the contrary, motionless as statues, that share not in the
+ agitations of their times, that tremble not in sympathy with the storms
+ around them, but that listen&mdash;that watch&mdash;that wait&mdash;for
+ secret indications to be fulfilled, or secret signs to be deciphered. And,
+ of this latter class, he adds-that they, not less than the others, are
+ accepted by God; or, as it is so exquisitely expressed in the closing
+ line,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ '<i>They</i> also serve, that only stand and wait.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Something analogous to this one may see in the distributions of literature
+ and science. Many popularize and diffuse: some reap and gather on their
+ own account. Many translate, into languages fit for the multitude,
+ messages which they receive from human voices: some listen, like Kubla
+ Khan, far down in caverns or hanging over subterranean rivers, for secret
+ whispers that mingle and confuse themselves with the general uproar of
+ torrents, but which can be detected and kept apart by the obstinate
+ prophetic ear, which spells into words and ominous sentences the
+ distracted syllables of ćrial voices. Dr. Nichol is one of those who pass
+ to and fro between these classes; and has the rare function of keeping
+ open their vital communications. As a popularizing astronomer, he has done
+ more for the benefit of his great science than all the rest of Europe
+ combined: and now, when he notices, without murmur, the fact that his
+ office of popular teacher is almost taken out of his hands, (so many are
+ they who have trained of late for the duty,) that change has, in fact,
+ been accomplished through knowledge, through explanations, through
+ suggestions, dispersed and prompted by himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my own part, as one belonging to the laity, and not to the <i>clerus</i>,
+ in the science of astronomy, I could scarcely have presumed to report
+ minutely, or to sit in the character of dissector upon the separate
+ details of Dr. Nichol's works, either this, or those which have preceded
+ it, had there even been room left disposable for such a task. But in this
+ view it is sufficient to have made the general acknowledgment which
+ already <i>has</i> been made, that Dr. Nichol's works, and his oral
+ lectures upon astronomy, are to be considered as the <i>fundus</i> of the
+ knowledge on that science now working in this generation. More important
+ it is, and more in reconciliation with the tenor of my own ordinary
+ studies, to notice the philosophic spirit in which Dr. Nichol's works are
+ framed; the breadth of his views, the eternal tendency of his steps in
+ advance, or (if advance on that quarter, or at that point, happens to be
+ absolutely walled out for the present,) the vigor of the <i>reconnoissances</i>
+ by which he examines the hostile intrenchments. Another feature challenges
+ notice. In reading astronomical works, there arises (from old experience
+ of what is usually most faulty) a wish either for the naked severities of
+ science, with a total abstinence from all display of enthusiasm; or else,
+ if the cravings of human sensibility are to be met and gratified, that it
+ shall be by an enthusiasm unaffected and grand as its subject. Of that
+ kind is the enthusiasm of Dr. Nichol. The grandeurs of astronomy are such
+ to him who has a capacity for being grandly moved. They are none at all to
+ him who has not. To the mean they become meannesses. Space, for example,
+ has no grandeur to him who has no space in the theatre of his own brain. I
+ know writers who report the marvels of velocity, &amp;c., in such a way
+ that they become insults to yourself. It is obvious that in <i>their</i>
+ way of insisting on our earth's speed in her annual orbit, they do not
+ seek to exalt <i>her</i>, but to mortify <i>you</i>. And, besides, these
+ fellows are answerable for provoking people into fibs:&mdash;for I
+ remember one day, that reading a statement of this nature, about how many
+ things the Earth had done that we could never hope to do, and about the
+ number of cannon balls, harnessed as a <i>tandem</i>, which the Earth
+ would fly past, without leaving time to say, <i>How are you off for soap?</i>
+ in vexation of heart I could not help exclaiming&mdash;'That's nothing:
+ I've done a great deal more myself;' though, when one turns it in one's
+ mind, you know there must be some inaccuracy <i>there</i>. How different
+ is Dr. Nichol's enthusiasm from this hypocritical and vulgar wonderment!
+ It shows itself not merely in reflecting the grandeurs of his theme, and
+ by the sure test of detecting and allying itself with all the indirect
+ grandeurs that arrange themselves from any distance, upon or about that
+ centre, but by the manifest promptness with which Dr. Nichol's enthusiasm
+ awakens itself upon <i>every</i> road that leads to things elevating for
+ man; or to things promising for knowledge; or to things which, like
+ dubious theories or imperfect attempts at systematizing, though neutral as
+ regards knowledge, minister to what is greater than knowledge, viz., to
+ intellectual <i>power</i>, to the augmented power of handling your
+ materials, though with no more materials than before. In his geological
+ and cosmological inquiries, in his casual speculations, the same quality
+ of intellect betrays itself; the intellect that labors in sympathy with
+ the laboring <i>nisus</i> of these gladiatorial times; that works (and
+ sees the necessity of working) the apparatus of many sciences towards a
+ composite result; the intellect that retires in one direction only to make
+ head in another; and that already is prefiguring the route beyond the
+ barriers, whilst yet the gates are locked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a man in the last century, and an eminent man too, who used to
+ say, that whereas people in general pretended to admire astronomy as being
+ essentially sublime, he for <i>his</i> part looked upon all that sort of
+ thing as a swindle; and, on the contrary, he regarded the solar system as
+ decidedly vulgar; because the planets were all of them so infernally
+ punctual, they kept time with such horrible precision, that they forced
+ him, whether he would or no, to think of nothing but post-office clocks,
+ mail-coaches, and book-keepers. Regularity may be beautiful, but it
+ excludes the sublime. What he wished for was something like Lloyd's list.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Comets</i>&mdash;due 3; arrived 1. <i>Mercury</i>, when last seen,
+ appeared to be distressed; but made no signals. <i>Pallas</i> and <i>Vesta</i>,
+ not heard of for some time; supposed to have foundered. <i>Moon</i>,
+ spoken last night through a heavy bank of clouds; out sixteen days: all
+ right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now this poor man's misfortune was, to have lived in the days of mere
+ planetary astronomy. At present, when our own little system, with all its
+ grandeurs, has dwindled by comparison to a subordinate province, if any
+ man is bold enough to say so, a poor shivering unit amongst myriads that
+ are brighter, we ought no longer to talk of astronomy, but of <i>the
+ astronomies</i>. There is the planetary, the cometary, the sidereal,
+ perhaps also others; as, for instance, even yet the nebular; because,
+ though Lord Rosse has smitten it with the son of Amram's rod, has made it
+ open, and cloven a path through it, yet other and more fearful <i>nebulć</i>
+ may loom in sight, (if further improvements should be effected in the
+ telescope,) that may puzzle even Lord Rosse. And when he tells his <i>famulus</i>&mdash;'Fire
+ a shot at that strange fellow, and make him show his colors,' possibly the
+ mighty stranger may disdain the summons. That would be vexatious: we
+ should all be incensed at <i>that</i>. But no matter. What's a <i>nebula</i>,
+ what's a world, more or less? In the spiritual heavens are many mansions:
+ in the starry heavens, that are now unfolding and preparing to unfold
+ before us, are many vacant areas upon which the astronomer may pitch his
+ secret pavilion. He may dedicate himself to the service of the <i>Double
+ Suns</i>; he has my license to devote his whole time to the quadruple
+ system of suns in <i>Lyra</i>. Swammerdam spent his life in a ditch
+ watching frogs and tadpoles; why may not an astronomer give nine lives, if
+ he had them, to the watching of that awful appearance in <i>Hercules</i>,
+ which pretends to some rights over our own unoffending system? Why may he
+ not mount guard with public approbation, for the next fifty years, upon
+ the zodiacal light, the interplanetary ether, and other rarities, which
+ the professional body of astronomers would naturally keep (if they could)
+ for their own private enjoyment? There is no want of variety now, nor in
+ fact of irregularity: for the most exquisite clock-work, which from
+ enormous distance <i>seems</i> to go wrong, virtually for us <i>does</i>
+ go wrong; so that our friend of the last century, who complained of the
+ solar system, would not need to do so any longer. There are anomalies
+ enough to keep him cheerful. There are now even things to alarm us; for
+ anything in the starry worlds that look suspicious, anything that ought <i>not</i>
+ to be there, is, for all purposes of frightening us, as good as a ghost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But of all the novelties that excite my own interest in the expanding
+ astronomy of recent times, the most delightful and promising are those
+ charming little pyrotechnic planetoids,[Footnote: <i>'Pyrotechnic
+ Planetoids:'</i>&mdash;The reader will understand me as alluding to the
+ periodic shooting stars. It is now well known, that as, upon our own poor
+ little earthly ocean, we fall in with certain phenomena as we approach
+ certain latitudes; so also upon the great ocean navigated by our Earth, we
+ fall in with prodigious showers of these meteors at periods no longer
+ uncertain, but fixed as jail-deliveries. 'These remarkable showers of
+ meteors,' says Dr. Nichol, 'observed at different periods in August and
+ November, seem to demonstrate the fact, that, at these periods, we have
+ come in contact with two streams of such planetoids then intersecting the
+ earth's orbit.' If they intermit, it is only because they are shifting
+ their nodes, or points of intersection.] that variegate our annual course.
+ It always struck me as most disgusting, that, in going round the sun, we
+ must be passing continually over old roads, and yet we had no means of
+ establishing an acquaintance with them: they might as well be new for
+ every trip. Those chambers of ether, through which we are tearing along
+ night and day, (for <i>our</i> train stops at no stations,) doubtless, if
+ we could put some mark upon them, must be old fellows perfectly liable to
+ recognition. I suppose, <i>they</i> never have notice to quit. And yet,
+ for want of such a mark, though all our lives flying past them and through
+ them, we can never challenge them as known. The same thing happens in the
+ desert: one monotonous iteration of sand, sand, sand, unless where some
+ miserable fountain stagnates, forbids all approach to familiarity: nothing
+ is circumstantiated or differenced: travel it for three generations, and
+ you are no nearer to identification of its parts: so that it amounts to
+ travelling through an abstract idea. For the desert, really I suspect the
+ thing is hopeless: but, as regards our planetary orbit, matters are
+ mending: for the last six or seven years I have heard of these fiery
+ showers, but indeed I cannot say how much earlier they were first
+ noticed,[Footnote: Somewhere I have seen it remarked, that if, on a public
+ road, you meet a party of four women, it is at least fifty to one that
+ they are all laughing; whereas, if you meet an equal party of my own
+ unhappy sex, you may wager safely that they are talking gravely, and that
+ one of them is uttering the word <i>money</i>. Hence it must be, viz,
+ because our sisters are too much occupied with the playful things of this
+ earth, and our brothers with its gravities, that neither party
+ sufficiently watches the skies. And <i>that</i> accounts for a fact which
+ often has struck myself, viz., that, in cities, on bright moonless nights,
+ when some brilliant skirmishings of the Aurora are exhibiting, or even a
+ luminous arch, which is a broad ribbon of snowy light that spans the
+ skies, positively unless I myself say to people&mdash;'Eyes upwards!' not
+ one in a hundred, male or female, but fails to see the show, though it may
+ be seen <i>gratis</i>, simply because their eyes are too uniformly reading
+ the earth. This downward direction of the eyes, however, must have been
+ worse in former ages: because else it never <i>could</i> have happened
+ that, until Queen Anne's days, nobody ever hinted in a book that there <i>was</i>
+ such a thing, or <i>could</i> be such a thing, as the Aurora Borealis; and
+ in fact Halley had the credit of discovering it.] as celebrating two
+ annual festivals&mdash;one in August, one in November. You are a little
+ too late, reader, for seeing this year's summer festival; but that's no
+ reason why you should not engage a good seat for the November meeting;
+ which, if I recollect, is about the 9th, or the Lord Mayor's day, and on
+ the whole better worth seeing. For anything <i>we</i> know, this may be a
+ great day in the earth's earlier history; she may have put forth her
+ original rose on this day, or tried her hand at a primitive specimen of
+ wheat; or she may, in fact, have survived some gunpowder plot about this
+ time; so that the meteoric appearance may be a kind congratulating <i>feu-de-joye</i>,
+ on the anniversary of the happy event. What it is that the 'cosmogony man'
+ in the 'Vicar of Wakefield' would have thought of such novelties, whether
+ he would have favored us with his usual opinion upon such topics, viz.,
+ that <i>anarchon ara kai ateleutaion to pan</i>, or have sported a new one
+ exclusively for this occasion, may be doubtful. What it is that
+ astronomers think, who are a kind of 'cosmogony men,' the reader may learn
+ from Dr. Nichol, Note B, (p. 139, 140.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In taking leave of a book and a subject so well fitted to draw out the
+ highest mode of that grandeur, which <i>can</i> connect itself with the
+ external, (a grandeur capable of drawing down a spiritual being to earth,
+ but not of raising an earthly being to heaven,) I would wish to contribute
+ my own brief word of homage to this grandeur by recalling from a fading
+ remembrance of twenty-five years back a short <i>bravura</i> of John Paul
+ Richter. I call it a <i>bravura</i>, as being intentionally a passage of
+ display and elaborate execution; and in this sense I may call it partly
+ 'my own,' that at twenty-five years' distance, (after one single reading,)
+ it would not have been possible for any man to report a passage of this
+ length without greatly disturbing [Footnote: <i>'Disturbing;'</i>&mdash;neither
+ perhaps should I much have sought to avoid alterations if the original had
+ been lying before me: for it takes the shape of a dream; and this most
+ brilliant of all German writers wanted in that field the severe
+ simplicity, that horror of the <i>too much</i>, belonging to Grecian
+ architecture, which is essential to the perfection of a dream considered
+ as a work of art. He was too elaborate, to realize the grandeur of the
+ shadowy.] the texture of the composition: by altering, one makes it partly
+ one's own; but it is right to mention, that the sublime turn at the end
+ belongs entirely to John Paul.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'God called up from dreams a man into the vestibule of heaven, saying,&mdash;"Come
+ thou hither, and see the glory of my house." And to the servants that
+ stood around his throne he said,&mdash;"Take him, and undress him from his
+ robes of flesh: cleanse his vision, and put a new breath into his
+ nostrils: only touch not with any change his human heart&mdash;the heart
+ that weeps and trembles." It was done; and, with a mighty angel for his
+ guide, the man stood ready for his infinite voyage; and from the terraces
+ of heaven, without sound or farewell, at once they wheeled away into
+ endless space. Sometimes with the solemn flight of angel wing they fled
+ through Zaarrahs of darkness, through wildernesses of death, that divided
+ the worlds of life: sometimes they swept over frontiers, that were
+ quickening under prophetic motions from God. Then, from a distance that is
+ counted only in heaven, light dawned for a time through a sleepy film: by
+ unutterable pace the light swept to <i>them</i>, they by unutterable pace
+ to the light: in a moment the rushing of planets was upon them: in a
+ moment the blazing of suns was around them. Then came eternities of
+ twilight, that revealed, but were not revealed. To the right hand and to
+ the left towered mighty constellations, that by self-repetitions and
+ answers from afar, that by counter-positions, built up triumphal gates,
+ whose architraves, whose archways&mdash;horizontal, upright&mdash;rested,
+ rose&mdash;at altitudes, by spans&mdash;that seemed ghostly from
+ infinitude. Without measure were the architraves, past number were the
+ archways, beyond memory the gates. Within were stairs that scaled the
+ eternities above, that descended to the eternities below: above was below,
+ below was above, to the man stripped of gravitating body: depth was
+ swallowed up in height insurmountable, height was swallowed up in depth
+ unfathomable. Suddenly as thus they rode from infinite to infinite,
+ suddenly as thus they tilted over abysmal worlds, a mighty cry arose&mdash;that
+ systems more mysterious, that worlds more billowy,&mdash;other heights,
+ and other depths,&mdash;were coming, were nearing, were at hand. Then the
+ man sighed, and stopped, shuddered and wept. His over-laden heart uttered
+ itself in tears; and he said,&mdash;"Angel, I will go no farther. For the
+ spirit of man aches with this infinity. Insufferable is the glory of God.
+ Let me lie down in the grave from the persecutions of the infinite; for
+ end, I see, there is none." And from all the listening stars that shone
+ around issued a choral voice, "The man speaks truly: end there is none,
+ that ever yet we heard of." "End is there none?" the angel solemnly
+ demanded: "Is there indeed no end? And is this the sorrow that kills you?"
+ But no voice answered, that he might answer himself. Then the angel threw
+ up his glorious hands to the heaven of heavens; saying, "End is there none
+ to the universe of God? Lo! also there is no Beginning."'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ NOTE.&mdash;On throwing his eyes hastily over the preceding paper, the
+ writer becomes afraid that some readers may give such an interpretation to
+ a few playful expressions upon the age of our earth, &amp;c., as to class
+ him with those who use geology, cosmology, &amp;c., for purposes of
+ attack, or insinuation against the Scriptures. Upon this point, therefore,
+ he wishes to make a firm explanation of his own opinions, which, (whether
+ right or wrong,) will liberate him, once and for all, from any such
+ jealousy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is sometimes said, that the revealer of a true religion, does not come
+ amongst men for the sake of teaching truths in science, or correcting
+ errors in science. Most justly is this said: but often in terms far too
+ feeble. For generally these terms are such as to imply, that, although no
+ function of his mission, it was yet open to him&mdash;although not
+ pressing with the force of an obligation upon the revealer, it was yet at
+ his discretion&mdash;if not to correct other men's errors, yet at least in
+ his own person to speak with scientific precision. I contend that it was
+ <i>not</i>. I contend, that to have uttered the truths of astronomy, of
+ geology, &amp;c., at the era of new-born Christianity, was not only <i>below</i>
+ the purposes of a religion, but would have been <i>against</i> them. Even
+ upon errors of a far more important class than any errors in science can
+ ever be,&mdash;superstitions, for instance, that degraded the very idea of
+ God; prejudices and false usages, that laid waste human happiness, (such
+ as slavery and many hundreds of other abuses that might be mentioned,) the
+ rule evidently acted upon by the Founder of Christianity was this&mdash;Given
+ the purification of the fountain, once assumed that the fountains of truth
+ are cleansed, all these derivative currents of evil will cleanse
+ themselves. And the only exceptions, which I remember, to this rule, are
+ two cases in which, from the personal appeal made to his decision, Christ
+ would have made himself a party to wretched delusions, if he had not
+ condescended to expose their folly. But, as a general rule, the branches
+ of error were disregarded, and the roots only attacked. If, then, so lofty
+ a station was taken with regard even to such errors as had moral and
+ spiritual relations, how much more with regard to the comparative trifles,
+ (as in the ultimate relations of human nature they are,) of merely human
+ science! But, for my part, I go further, and assert, that upon three
+ reasons it was impossible for any messenger from God, (or offering himself
+ in that character,) for a moment to have descended into the communication
+ of truth merely scientific, or economic, or worldly. And the reasons are
+ these: <i>First</i>, Because it would have degraded his mission, by
+ lowering it to the base level of a collision with human curiosity, or with
+ petty and transitory interests. <i>Secondly</i>, Because it would have
+ ruined his mission; would utterly have prostrated the free agency and the
+ proper agency of that mission. He that, in those days, should have
+ proclaimed the true theory of the Solar System and the heavenly forces,
+ would have been shut up at once&mdash;as a lunatic likely to become
+ dangerous. But suppose him to have escaped <i>that</i>; still, as a divine
+ teacher, he has no liberty of caprice. He must stand to the promises of
+ his own acts. Uttering the first truth of a science, he is pledged to the
+ second: taking the main step, he is committed to all which follow. He is
+ thrown at once upon the endless controversies which science in every stage
+ provokes, and in none more than in the earliest. Or, if he retires as from
+ a scene of contest that he had not anticipated, he retires as one
+ confessing a human precipitance and a human oversight, weaknesses, venial
+ in others, but fatal to the pretensions of a divine teacher. Starting
+ besides from such pretensions, he could not (as others might) have the
+ privilege of selecting arbitrarily or partially. If upon one science, then
+ upon all,&mdash;if upon science, then upon, art,&mdash;if upon art and
+ science, then upon <i>every</i> branch of social economy, upon <i>every</i>
+ organ of civilization, his reformations and advances are equally due; due
+ as to all, if due as to any. To move in one direction, is constructively
+ to undertake for all. Without power to retreat, he has thus thrown the
+ intellectual interests of his followers into a channel utterly alien to
+ the purposes of a spiritual mission.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus far he has simply failed: but next comes a worse result; an evil, not
+ negative but positive. Because, <i>thirdly</i>, to apply the light of a
+ revelation for the benefit of a merely human science, which is virtually
+ done by so applying the illumination of an <i>inspired</i> teacher, is&mdash;to
+ assault capitally the scheme of God's discipline and training for man. To
+ improve by <i>heavenly</i> means, if but in one solitary science&mdash;to
+ lighten, if but in one solitary section, the condition of difficulty which
+ had been designed for the strengthening and training of human faculties,
+ is <i>pro tanto</i> to disturb&mdash;to cancel&mdash;to contradict a
+ previous purpose of God, made known by silent indications from the
+ beginning of the world. Wherefore did God give to man the powers for
+ contending with scientific difficulties? Wherefore did he lay a secret
+ train of continual occasions, that should rise, by intervals, through
+ thousands of generations, for provoking and developing those activities in
+ man's intellect, if, after all, he is to send a messenger of his own, more
+ than human, to intercept and strangle all these great purposes? When,
+ therefore, the persecutors of Galileo, alleged that Jupiter, for instance,
+ could not move in the way alleged, because then the Bible would have
+ proclaimed it,&mdash;as they thus threw back upon God the burthen of
+ discovery, which he had thrown upon Galileo, why did they not, by
+ following out their own logic, throw upon the Bible the duty of
+ discovering the telescope, or discovering the satellites of Jupiter? And,
+ as no such discoveries were there, why did they not, by parity of logic,
+ and for mere consistency, deny the telescope as a fact, deny the Jovian
+ planets as facts? But this it is to mistake the very meaning and purposes
+ of a revelation. A revelation is not made for the purpose of showing to
+ idle men that which they may show to themselves, by faculties already
+ given to them, if only they will exert those faculties, but for the
+ purpose of showing <i>that</i> which the moral darkness of man will not,
+ without supernatural light, allow him to perceive. With disdain,
+ therefore, must every considerate person regard the notion,&mdash;that God
+ could wilfully interfere with his own plans, by accrediting ambassadors to
+ reveal astronomy, or any other science, which he has commanded men to
+ cultivate <i>without</i> revelation, by endowing them with all the natural
+ powers for doing so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even as regards astronomy, a science so nearly allying itself to religion
+ by the loftiness and by the purity of its contemplations, Scripture is
+ nowhere the <i>parent</i> of any doctrine, nor so much as the silent
+ sanctioner of any doctrine. Scripture cannot become the author of
+ falsehood,&mdash;though it were as to a trifle, cannot become a party to
+ falsehood. And it is made impossible for Scripture to teach falsely, by
+ the simple fact that Scripture, on such subjects, will not condescend to
+ teach at all. The Bible adopts the erroneous language of men, (which at
+ any rate it must do, in order to make itself understood,) not by way of
+ sanctioning a theory, but by way of using a fact. The Bible <i>uses</i>
+ (postulates) the phenomena of day and night, of summer and winter, and
+ expresses them, in relation to their causes, as <i>men</i> express them,
+ men, even, that are scientific astronomers. But the results, which are all
+ that concern Scripture, are equally true, whether accounted for by one
+ hypothesis which is philosophically just, or by another which is popular
+ and erring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, on the other hand, in geology and cosmology, the case is still
+ stronger. <i>Here</i> there is no opening for a compliance even with
+ popular language. <i>Here</i>, where there is no such stream of apparent
+ phenomena running counter (as in astronomy) to the real phenomena, neither
+ is there any popular language opposed to the scientific. The whole are
+ abstruse speculations, even as regards their objects, not dreamed of as
+ possibilities, either in their true aspects or their false aspects, till
+ modern times. The Scriptures, therefore, nowhere allude to such sciences,
+ either under the shape of histories, applied to processes current and in
+ movement, or under the shape of theories applied to processes past and
+ accomplished. The Mosaic cosmogony, indeed, gives the succession of
+ natural births; and that succession will doubtless be more and more
+ confirmed and illustrated as geology advances. But as to the time, the
+ duration, of this cosmogony, it is the idlest of notions that the
+ Scriptures either have or could have condescended to human curiosity upon
+ so awful a prologue to the drama of this world. Genesis would no more have
+ indulged so mean a passion with respect to the mysterious inauguration of
+ the world, than the Apocalypse with respect to its mysterious close. 'Yet
+ the six <i>days</i> of Moses!' Days! But is any man so little versed in
+ biblical language as not to know that (except in the merely historical
+ parts of the Jewish records) every section of time has a secret and
+ separate acceptation in the Scriptures? Does an <i>ćon</i>, though a
+ Grecian word, bear scripturally [either in Daniel or in Saint John] any
+ sense known to Grecian ears? Do the seventy <i>weeks</i> of the prophet
+ mean weeks in the sense of human calendars? Already the Psalms, (xc)
+ already St. Peter, (2d Epist.) warn us of a peculiar sense attached to the
+ word <i>day</i> in divine ears? And who of the innumerable interpreters
+ understands the twelve hundred and odd days in Daniel, or his two thousand
+ and odd days, to mean, by possibility, periods of twenty-four hours?
+ Surely the theme of Moses was as mystical, and as much entitled to the
+ benefit of mystical language, as that of the prophets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sum of the matter is this:&mdash;God, by a Hebrew prophet, is
+ sublimely described as <i>the Revealer</i>; and, in variation of his own
+ expression, the same prophet describes him as the Being 'that knoweth the
+ darkness.' Under no idea can the relations of God to man be more grandly
+ expressed. But of what is he the revealer? Not surely of those things
+ which he has enabled man to reveal for himself, and which he has commanded
+ him so to reveal, but of those things which, were it not through special
+ light from heaven, must eternally remain sealed up in the inaccessible
+ darkness. On this principle we should all laugh at a revealed cookery. But
+ essentially the same ridicule applies to a revealed astronomy, or a
+ revealed geology. As a fact, there <i>is</i> no such astronomy or geology:
+ as a possibility, by the <i>a priori</i> argument which I have used,
+ (viz., that a revelation on such fields, would contradict <i>other</i>
+ machineries of providence,) there <i>can</i> be no such astronomy or
+ geology. Consequently there <i>can</i> be none such in the Bible.
+ Consequently there <i>is</i> none. Consequently there can be no schism or
+ feud upon <i>these</i> subjects between the Bible and the philosophies
+ outside. Geology is a field left open, with the amplest permission from
+ above, to the widest and wildest speculations of man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MODERN SUPERSTITION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It is said continually&mdash;that the age of miracles is past. We deny
+ that it is so in any sense which implies this age to differ from all other
+ generations of man except one. It is neither past, nor ought we to wish it
+ past. Superstition is no vice in the constitution of man: it is not true
+ that, in any philosophic view, <i>primus in orbe deos fecit timor</i>&mdash;meaning
+ by <i>fecit</i> even so much as <i>raised into light</i>. As Burke
+ remarked, the <i>timor</i> at least must be presumed to preexist, and must
+ be accounted for, if not the gods. If the fear created the gods, what
+ created the fear? Far more true, and more just to the grandeur of man, it
+ would have been to say&mdash;<i>Primus in orbe deos fecit sensus infiniti</i>.
+ Even in the lowest Caffre, more goes to the sense of a divine being than
+ simply his wrath or his power. Superstition, indeed, or the sympathy with
+ the invisible, is the great test of man's nature, as an earthly combining
+ with a celestial. In superstition lies the possibility of religion. And
+ though superstition is often injurious, degrading, demoralizing, it is so,
+ not as a form of corruption or degradation, but as a form of
+ non-development. The crab is harsh, and for itself worthless. But it is
+ the germinal form of innumerable finer fruits: not apples only the most
+ exquisite, and pears; the peach and the nectarine are said to have
+ radiated from this austere stock when cultured, developed, and transferred
+ to all varieties of climate. Superstition will finally pass into pure
+ forms of religion as man advances. It would be matter of lamentation to
+ hear that superstition had at all decayed until man had made corresponding
+ steps in the purification and development of his intellect as applicable
+ to religious faith. Let us hope that this is not so. And, by way of
+ judging, let us throw a hasty eye over the modes of popular superstition.
+ If these manifest their vitality, it will prove that the popular intellect
+ does not go along with the bookish or the worldly (philosophic we cannot
+ call it) in pronouncing the miraculous extinct. The popular feeling is all
+ in all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This function of miraculous power, which is most widely diffused through
+ Pagan and Christian ages alike, but which has the least root in the
+ solemnities of the imagination, we may call the <i>Ovidian</i>. By way of
+ distinction, it may be so called; and with some justice, since Ovid in his
+ <i>Metamorphoses</i> gave the first elaborate record of such a tendency in
+ human superstition. It is a movement of superstition under the domination
+ of human affections; a mode of spiritual awe which seeks to reconcile
+ itself with human tenderness or admiration; and which represents
+ supernatural power as expressing itself by a sympathy with human distress
+ or passion concurrently with human sympathies, and as supporting that
+ blended sympathy by a symbol incarnated with the fixed agencies of nature.
+ For instance, a pair of youthful lovers perish by a double suicide
+ originating in a fatal mistake, and a mistake operating in each case
+ through a noble self-oblivion. The tree under which their meeting has been
+ concerted, and which witnesses their tragedy, is supposed ever afterwards
+ to express the divine sympathy with this catastrophe in the gloomy color
+ of its fruit:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'At tu, quć ramis (arbor!) miserabile corpus
+ Nunc tegis unius, mox es tectura duorum,
+ Signa tene cćdis:&mdash;pullosque et luctibus aptos
+ Semper habe fructus&mdash;gemini monumenta cruoris:'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Such is the dying adjuration of the lady to the tree. And the fruit
+ becomes from that time a monument of a double sympathy&mdash;sympathy from
+ man, sympathy from a dark power standing behind the agencies of nature,
+ and speaking through them. Meantime the object of this sympathy is
+ understood to be not the individual catastrophe, but the universal case of
+ unfortunate love exemplified in this particular romance. The inimitable
+ grace with which Ovid has delivered these early traditions of human
+ tenderness, blending with human superstition, is notorious; the artfulness
+ of the pervading connection, by which every tale in the long succession is
+ made to arise spontaneously out of that which precedes, is absolutely
+ unrivalled; and this it was, with his luxuriant gayety, which procured for
+ him a preference, even with Milton, a poet so opposite by intellectual
+ constitution. It is but reasonable, therefore, that this function of the
+ miraculous should bear the name of <i>Ovidian</i>. Pagan it was in its
+ birth; and to paganism its titles ultimately ascend. Yet we know that in
+ the transitional state through the centuries succeeding to Christ, during
+ which paganism and Christianity were slowly descending and ascending, as
+ if from two different strata of the atmosphere, the two powers
+ interchanged whatsoever they could. (See Conyer's Middleton; and see
+ Blount of our own days.) It marked the earthly nature of paganism, that it
+ could borrow little or nothing by organization: it was fitted to no
+ expansion. But the true faith, from its vast and comprehensive adaptation
+ to the nature of man, lent itself to many corruptions&mdash;some deadly in
+ their tendencies, some harmless. Amongst these last was the Ovidian form
+ of connecting the unseen powers moving in nature with human sympathies of
+ love or reverence. The legends of this kind are universal and endless. No
+ land, the most austere in its Protestantism, but has adopted these
+ superstitions: and everywhere by those even who reject them they are
+ entertained with some degree of affectionate respect. That the ass, which
+ in its very degradation still retains an under-power of sublimity,
+ [Footnote: '<i>An under-power of sublimity</i>.'&mdash;Everybody knows
+ that Homer compared the Telamonian Ajax, in a moment of heroic endurance,
+ to an ass. This, however, was only under a momentary glance from a
+ peculiar angle of the case. But the Mahometan, too solemn, and also
+ perhaps too stupid to catch the fanciful colors of things, absolutely by
+ choice, under the Bagdad Caliphate, decorated a most favorite hero with
+ the title of the <i>Ass</i>&mdash;which title is repeated with veneration
+ to this day. The wild ass is one of the few animals which has the
+ reputation of never flying from an enemy.] or of sublime suggestion
+ through its ancient connection with the wilderness, with the Orient, with
+ Jerusalem, should have been honored amongst all animals, by the visible
+ impression upon its back of Christian symbols&mdash;seems reasonable even
+ to the infantine understanding when made acquainted with its meekness, its
+ patience, its suffering life, and its association with the founder of
+ Christianity in one great triumphal solemnity. The very man who brutally
+ abuses it, and feels a hardhearted contempt for its misery and its
+ submission, has a semi-conscious feeling that the same qualities were
+ possibly those which recommended it to a distinction, [Footnote: '<i>Which
+ recommended it to a distinction</i>.'&mdash;It might be objected that the
+ Oriental ass was often a superb animal; that it is spoken of prophetically
+ as such; and that historically the Syrian ass is made known to us as
+ having been used in the prosperous ages of Judea for the riding of
+ princes. But this is no objection. Those circumstances in the history of
+ the ass were requisite to establish its symbolic propriety in a great
+ symbolic pageant of triumph. Whilst, on the other hand, the individual
+ animal, there is good reason to think, was marked by all the qualities of
+ the general race as a suffering and unoffending tribe in the animal
+ creation. The asses on which princes rode were of a separate color, of a
+ peculiar breed, and improved, like the English racer, by continual care.]
+ when all things were valued upon a scale inverse to that of the world.
+ Certain it is, that in all Christian lands the legend about the ass is
+ current amongst the rural population. The haddock, again, amongst marine
+ animals, is supposed, throughout all maritime Europe, to be a privileged
+ fish; even in austere Scotland, every child can point out the impression
+ of St. Peter's thumb, by which from age to age it is distinguished from
+ fishes having otherwise an external resemblance. All domesticated cattle,
+ having the benefit of man's guardianship and care, are believed throughout
+ England and Germany to go down upon their knees at one particular moment
+ of Christmas eve, when the fields are covered with darkness, when no eye
+ looks down but that of God, and when the exact anniversary hour revolves
+ of the angelic song, once rolling over the fields and flocks of Palestine.
+ [Footnote: Mahometanism, which everywhere pillages Christianity, cannot
+ but have its own face at times glorified by its stolen jewels. This solemn
+ hour of jubilation, gathering even the brutal natures into its fold,
+ recalls accordingly the Mahometan legend (which the reader may remember is
+ one of those incorporated into Southey's <i>Thalaba</i>) of a great hour
+ revolving once in every year, during which the gates of Paradise were
+ thrown open to their utmost extent, and gales of happiness issued forth
+ upon the total family of man.] The Glastonbury Thorn is a more local
+ superstition; but at one time the legend was as widely diffused as that of
+ Loretto, with the angelic translation of its sanctities: on Christmas
+ morning, it was devoutly believed by all Christendom, that this holy thorn
+ put forth its annual blossoms. And with respect to the aspen tree, which
+ Mrs. Hemans very naturally mistook for a Welsh legend, having first heard
+ it in Denbighshire, the popular faith is universal&mdash;that it shivers
+ mystically in sympathy with the horror of that mother tree in Palestine
+ which was compelled to furnish materials for the cross. Neither would it
+ in this case be any objection, if a passage were produced from Solinus or
+ Theophrastus, implying that the aspen tree had always shivered&mdash;for
+ the tree might presumably be penetrated by remote presentiments, as well
+ as by remote remembrances. In so vast a case the obscure sympathy should
+ stretch, Janus-like, each way. And an objection of the same kind to the
+ rainbow, considered as the sign or seal by which God attested his covenant
+ in bar of all future deluges, may be parried in something of the same way.
+ It was not then first created&mdash;true: but it was then first selected
+ by preference, amongst a multitude of natural signs as yet unappropriated,
+ and then first charged with the new function of a message and a
+ ratification to man. Pretty much the same theory, that is, the same way of
+ accounting for the natural existence without disturbing the supernatural
+ functions, may be applied to the great constellation of the other
+ hemisphere, called the Southern Cross. It is viewed popularly in South
+ America, and the southern parts of our northern hemisphere, as the great
+ banner, or gonfalon, held aloft by Heaven before the Spanish heralds of
+ the true faith in 1492. To that superstitious and ignorant race it costs
+ not an effort to suppose, that by some synchronizing miracle, the
+ constellation had been then specially called into existence at the very
+ moment when the first Christian procession, bearing a cross in their arms,
+ solemnly stepped on shore from the vessels of Christendom. We Protestants
+ know better: we understand the impossibility of supposing such a narrow
+ and local reference in orbs, so transcendently vast as those composing the
+ constellation&mdash;orbs removed from each other by such unvoyageable
+ worlds of space, and having, in fact, no real reference to each other more
+ than to any other heavenly bodies whatsoever. The unity of synthesis, by
+ which they are composed into one figure of a cross, we know to be a mere
+ accidental result from an arbitrary synthesis of human fancy. Take such
+ and such stars, compose them into letters, and they will spell such a
+ word. But still it was our own choice&mdash;a synthesis of our own fancy,
+ originally to combine them in this way. They might be divided from each
+ other, and otherwise combined. All this is true: and yet, as the
+ combination does spontaneously offer itself [Footnote: '<i>Does
+ spontaneously offer itself.</i>'&mdash;Heber (Bishop of Calcutta)
+ complains that this constellation is not composed of stars answering his
+ expectation in point of magnitude. But he admits that the dark barren
+ space around it gives to this inferior magnitude a very advantageous
+ relief.] to every eye, as the glorious cross does really glitter for ever
+ through the silent hours of a vast hemisphere, even they who are not
+ superstitious, may willingly yield to the belief&mdash;that, as the
+ rainbow was laid in the very elements and necessities of nature, yet still
+ bearing a pre-dedication to a service which would not be called for until
+ many ages had passed, so also the mysterious cipher of man's imperishable
+ hopes may have been entwined and enwreathed with the starry heavens from
+ their earliest creation, as a prefiguration&mdash;as a silent heraldry of
+ hope through one period, and as a heraldry of gratitude through the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All these cases which we have been rehearsing, taking them in the fullest
+ literality, agree in this general point of union&mdash;they are all silent
+ incarnations of miraculous power&mdash;miracles, supposing them to have
+ been such originally, locked up and embodied in the regular course of
+ nature, just as we see lineaments of faces and of forms in petrifactions,
+ in variegated marbles, in spars, or in rocky strata, which our fancy
+ interprets as once having been real human existences; but which are now
+ confounded with the substance of a mineral product. Even those who are
+ most superstitious, therefore, look upon cases of this order as occupying
+ a midway station between the physical and the hyperphysical, between the
+ regular course of nature and the providential interruption of that course.
+ The stream of the miraculous is here confluent with the stream of the
+ natural. By such legends the credulous man finds his superstition but
+ little nursed; the incredulous finds his philosophy but little revolted.
+ Both alike will be willing to admit, for instance, that the apparent act
+ of reverential thanksgiving, in certain birds, when drinking, is caused
+ and supported by a physiological arrangement; and yet, perhaps, both alike
+ would bend so far to the legendary faith as to allow a child to believe,
+ and would perceive a pure childlike beauty in believing, that the bird was
+ thus rendering a homage of deep thankfulness to the universal Father, who
+ watches for the safety of sparrows, and sends his rain upon the just and
+ upon the unjust. In short, the faith in this order of the
+ physico-miraculous is open alike to the sceptical and the non-sceptical:
+ it is touched superficially with the coloring of superstition, with its
+ tenderness, its humility, its thankfulness, its awe; but, on the other
+ hand, it is not therefore tainted with the coarseness, with the silliness,
+ with the credulity of superstition. Such a faith reposes upon the
+ universal signs diffused through nature, and blends with the mysterious of
+ natural grandeurs wherever found&mdash;with the mysterious of the starry
+ heavens, with the mysterious of music, and with that infinite form of the
+ mysterious for man's dimmest misgivings&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But, from this earliest note in the ascending scale of superstitious
+ faith, let us pass to a more alarming key. This first, which we have
+ styled (in equity as well as for distinction) the <i>Ovidian</i>, is too
+ ćrial, too allegoric, almost to be susceptible of much terror. It is the
+ mere <i>fancy</i>, in a mood half-playful, half-tender, which submits to
+ the belief. It is the feeling, the sentiment, which creates the faith; not
+ the faith which creates the feeling. And thus far we see that modern
+ feeling and Christian feeling has been to the full as operative as any
+ that is peculiar to paganism; judging by the Romish <i>Legenda</i>, very
+ much more so. The Ovidian illustrations, under a false superstition, are
+ entitled to give the designation, as being the first, the earliest, but
+ not at all as the richest. Besides that, Ovid's illustrations emanated
+ often from himself individually, not from the popular mind of his country;
+ ours of the same classification uniformly repose on large popular
+ traditions from the whole of Christian antiquity. These again are agencies
+ of the supernatural which can never have a private or personal
+ application; they belong to all mankind and to all generations. But the
+ next in order are more solemn; they become terrific by becoming personal.
+ These comprehend all that vast body of the marvellous which is expressed
+ by the word <i>Ominous</i>. On this head, as dividing itself into the
+ ancient and modern, we will speak next.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Everybody is aware of the deep emphasis which the Pagans laid upon words
+ and upon names, under this aspect of the ominous. The name of several
+ places was formally changed by the Roman government, solely with a view to
+ that contagion of evil which was thought to lurk in the syllables, if
+ taken significantly. Thus, the town of Maleventum, (Ill-come, as one might
+ render it,) had its name changed by the Romans to Beneventum, (or
+ Welcome.) <i>Epidamnum</i> again, the Grecian Calais, corresponding to the
+ Roman Dover of Brundusium, was a name that would have startled the
+ stoutest-hearted Roman 'from his propriety.' Had he suffered this name to
+ escape him inadvertently, his spirits would have forsaken him&mdash;he
+ would have pined away under a certainty of misfortune, like a poor Negro
+ of Koromantyn who is the victim of Obi.[Footnote: '<i>The victim of Obi.</i>'&mdash;It
+ seems worthy of notice, that this magical fascination is generally called
+ Obi, and the magicians Obeah men, throughout Guinea, Negroland, &amp;c.;
+ whilst the Hebrew or Syriac word for the rites of necromancy, was <i>Ob</i>
+ or <i>Obh</i>, at least when ventriloquism was concerned.] As a Greek
+ word, which it was, the name imported no ill; but for a Roman to say <i>Ibo
+ Epidamnum</i>, was in effect saying, though in a hybrid dialect,
+ half-Greek half-Roman, 'I will go to ruin.' The name was therefore changed
+ to Dyrrachium; a substitution which quieted more anxieties in Roman hearts
+ than the erection of a light-house or the deepening of the harbor mouth. A
+ case equally strong, to take one out of many hundreds that have come down
+ to us, is reported by Livy. There was an officer in a Roman legion, at
+ some period of the Republic, who bore the name either of Atrius Umber or
+ Umbrius Ater: and this man being ordered on some expedition, the soldiers
+ refused to follow him. They did right. We remember that Mr. Coleridge used
+ facetiously to call the well-known sister of Dr. Aikin, Mrs. Barbauld,
+ 'that pleonasm of nakedness'&mdash;the idea of nakedness being
+ reduplicated and reverberated in the <i>bare</i> and the <i>bald</i>. This
+ Atrius Umber might be called 'that pleonasm of darkness;' and one might
+ say to him, in the words of Othello, 'What needs this iteration?' To serve
+ under the Gloomy was enough to darken the spirit of hope; but to serve
+ under the Black Gloomy was really rushing upon destruction. Yet it will be
+ alleged that Captain Death was a most favorite and heroic leader in the
+ English navy; and that in our own times, Admiral Coffin, though an
+ American by birth, has not been unpopular in the same service. This is
+ true: and all that can be said is, that these names were two-edged swords,
+ which might be made to tell against the enemy as well as against friends.
+ And possibly the Roman centurion might have turned his name to the same
+ account, had he possessed the great Dictator's presence of mind; for he,
+ when landing in Africa, having happened to stumble&mdash;an omen of the
+ worst character, in Roman estimation&mdash;took out its sting by following
+ up his own oversight, as if it had been intentional, falling to the
+ ground, kissing it, and ejaculating that in this way he appropriated the
+ soil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Omens of every class were certainly regarded, in ancient Rome, with a
+ reverence that can hardly be surpassed. But yet, with respect to these
+ omens derived from names, it is certain that our modern times have more
+ memorable examples on record. Out of a large number which occur to us, we
+ will cite two:&mdash;The present King of the French bore in his boyish
+ days a title which he would not have borne, but for an omen of bad augury
+ attached to his proper title. He was called the Duc de Chartres before the
+ Revolution, whereas his proper title was Duc de Valois. And the origin of
+ the change was this:&mdash;The Regent's father had been the sole brother
+ of Louis Quatorze. He married for his first wife our English princess
+ Henrietta, the sister of Charles II., (and through her daughter, by the
+ way, it is that the house of Savoy, <i>i.e.</i> of Sardinia, has
+ pretensions to the English throne.) This unhappy lady, it is too well
+ established, was poisoned. Voltaire, amongst many others, has affected to
+ doubt the fact; for which in his time there might be some excuse. But
+ since then better evidences have placed the matter beyond all question. We
+ now know both the fact, and the how, and the why. The Duke, who probably
+ was no party to the murder of his young wife, though otherwise on bad
+ terms with her, married for his second wife a coarse German princess,
+ homely in every sense, and a singular contrast to the elegant creature
+ whom he had lost. She was a daughter of the Bavarian Elector; ill-tempered
+ by her own confession, self-willed, and a plain speaker to excess; but
+ otherwise a woman of honest German principles. Unhappy she was through a
+ long life; unhappy through the monotony as well as the malicious intrigues
+ of the French court; and so much so, that she did her best (though without
+ effect) to prevent her Bavarian niece from becoming dauphiness. She
+ acquits her husband, however, in the memoirs which she left behind, of any
+ intentional share in her unhappiness; she describes him constantly as a
+ well-disposed prince. But whether it were, that often walking in the dusk
+ through the numerous apartments of that vast mansion which her husband had
+ so much enlarged, naturally she turned her thoughts to the injured lady
+ who had presided there before herself; or whether it arose from the
+ inevitable gloom which broods continually over mighty palaces, so much is
+ known for certain, that one evening, in the twilight, she met, at a remote
+ quarter of the reception-rooms, something that she conceived to be a
+ spectre. What she fancied to have passed on that occasion, was never known
+ except to her nearest friends; and if she made any explanations in her
+ memoirs, the editor has thought fit to suppress them. She mentions only,
+ that in consequence of some ominous circumstances relating to the title of
+ <i>Valois</i>, which was the proper second title of the Orleans family,
+ her son, the Regent, had assumed in his boyhood that of Duc de Chartres.
+ His elder brother was dead, so that the superior title was open to him;
+ but, in consequence of those mysterious omens, whatever they might be,
+ which occasioned much whispering at the time, the great title of Valois
+ was laid aside for ever as of bad augury; nor has it ever been resumed
+ through a century and a half that have followed that mysterious warning;
+ nor will it be resumed unless the numerous children of the present Orleans
+ branch should find themselves distressed for ancient titles; which is not
+ likely, since they enjoy the honors of the elder house, and are now the <i>children
+ of France</i> in a technical sense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here we have a great European case of state omens in the eldest of
+ Christian houses. The next which we shall cite is equally a state case,
+ and carries its public verification along with itself. In the spring of
+ 1799, when Napoleon was lying before Acre, he became anxious for news from
+ Upper Egypt, whither he had despatched Dessaix in pursuit of a
+ distinguished Mameluke leader. This was in the middle of May. Not many
+ days after, a courier arrived with favorable despatches&mdash;favorable in
+ the main, but reporting one tragical occurrence on a small scale that, to
+ Napoleon, for a superstitious reason, outweighed the public prosperity. A
+ <i>djerme</i>, or Nile boat of the largest class, having on board a large
+ party of troops and of wounded men, together with most of a regimental
+ band, had run ashore at the village of Benouth. No case could be more
+ hopeless. The neighboring Arabs were of the Yambo tribe&mdash;of all Arabs
+ the most ferocious. These Arabs and the Fellahs (whom, by the way, many of
+ our countrymen are so ready to represent as friendly to the French and
+ hostile to ourselves,) had taken the opportunity of attacking the vessel.
+ The engagement was obstinate; but at length the inevitable catastrophe
+ could be delayed no longer. The commander, an Italian named Morandi, was a
+ brave man; any fate appeared better than that which awaited him from an
+ enemy so malignant. He set fire to the powder magazine; the vessel blew
+ up; Morandi perished in the Nile; and all of less nerve, who had
+ previously reached the shore in safety, were put to death to the very last
+ man, with cruelties the most detestable, by their inhuman enemies. For all
+ this Napoleon cared little; but one solitary fact there was in the report
+ which struck him with consternation. This ill-fated <i>djerme</i>&mdash;what
+ was it called? It was called <i>L'Italie</i>; and in the name of the
+ vessel Napoleon read an augury of the fate which had befallen the Italian
+ territory. Considered as a dependency of France, he felt certain that
+ Italy was lost; and Napoleon was inconsolable. But what possible
+ connection, it was asked, can exist between this vessel on the Nile and a
+ remote peninsula of Southern Europe? 'No matter,' replied Napoleon; 'my
+ presentiments never deceive me. You will see that all is ruined. I am
+ satisfied that my Italy, my conquest, is lost to France!' So, indeed, it
+ was. All European news had long been intercepted by the English cruisers;
+ but immediately after the battle with the Vizier in July 1799, an English
+ admiral first informed the French army of Egypt that Massena and others
+ had lost all that Bonaparte had won in 1796. But it is a strange
+ illustration of human blindness, that this very subject of Napoleon's
+ lamentation&mdash;this very campaign of 1799&mdash;it was, with its
+ blunders and its long equipage of disasters, that paved the way for his
+ own elevation to the Consulship, just seven calendar months from the
+ receipt of that Egyptian despatch; since most certainly, in the struggle
+ of Brumaire 1799, doubtful and critical through every stage, it was the
+ pointed contrast between <i>his</i> Italian campaigns and those of his
+ successors which gave effect to Napoleon's pretensions with the political
+ combatants, and which procured them a ratification amongst the people. The
+ loss of Italy was essential to the full effect of Napoleon's previous
+ conquest. That and the imbecile characters of Napoleon's chief military
+ opponents were the true keys to the great revolution of Brumaire. The
+ stone which he rejected became the keystone of the arch. So that, after
+ all, he valued the omen falsely; though the very next news from Europe,
+ courteously communicated by his English enemies, showed that he had
+ interpreted its meaning rightly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These omens, derived from names, are therefore common to the ancient and
+ the modern world. But perhaps, in strict logic, they ought to have been
+ classed as one subdivision or variety under a much larger head, viz. words
+ generally, no matter whether proper names or appellatives, as operative
+ powers and agencies, having, that is to say, a charmed power against some
+ party concerned from the moment that they leave the lips.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Homer describes prayers as having a separate life, rising buoyantly upon
+ wings, and making their way upwards to the throne of Jove. Such, but in a
+ sense gloomy and terrific, is the force ascribed under a widespread
+ superstition, ancient and modern, to words uttered on critical occasions;
+ or to words uttered at any time, which point to critical occasions. Hence
+ the doctrine of <i>euphaemismos</i>, the necessity of abstaining from
+ strong words or direct words in expressing fatal contingencies. It was
+ shocking, at all times of paganism, to say of a third person&mdash;'If he
+ should die;' or to suppose the case that he might be murdered. The very
+ word <i>death</i> was consecrated and forbidden. <i>Si quiddam humanum
+ passus fuerit</i> was the extreme form to which men advanced in such
+ cases. And this scrupulous feeling, originally founded on the supposed
+ efficacy of words, prevails to this day. It is a feeling undoubtedly
+ supported by good taste, which strongly impresses upon us all the
+ discordant tone of all impassioned subjects, (death, religion, &amp;c.,)
+ with the common key of ordinary conversation. But good taste is not in
+ itself sufficient to account for a scrupulousness so general and so
+ austere. In the lowest classes there is a shuddering recoil still felt
+ from uttering coarsely and roundly the anticipation of a person's death.
+ Suppose a child, heir to some estate, the subject of conversation&mdash;the
+ hypothesis of his death is put cautiously, under such forms as, 'If
+ anything but good should happen;' 'if any change should occur;' 'if any of
+ us should chance to miscarry;' and so forth. Always a modified expression
+ is sought&mdash;always an indirect one. And this timidity arises under the
+ old superstition still lingering amongst men, like that ancient awe,
+ alluded to by Wordsworth, for the sea and its deep secrets&mdash;feelings
+ that have not, no, nor ever will, utterly decay. No excess of nautical
+ skill will ever perfectly disenchant the great abyss from its terrors&mdash;no
+ progressive knowledge will ever medicine that dread misgiving of a
+ mysterious and pathless power given to words of a certain import, or
+ uttered in certain situations, by a parent, to persecuting or insulting
+ children; by the victim of horrible oppression, when laboring in final
+ agonies; and by others, whether cursing or blessing, who stand central to
+ great passions, to great interests, or to great perplexities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here, by way of parenthesis, we may stop to explain the force of that
+ expression, so common in Scripture, '<i>Thou hast said it.</i>' It is an
+ answer often adopted by our Saviour; and the meaning we hold to be this:
+ Many forms in eastern idioms, as well as in the Greek occasionally, though
+ meant <i>interrogatively</i>, are of a nature to convey a direct
+ categorical <i>affirmation</i>, unless as their meaning is modified by the
+ cadence and intonation. <i>Art thou</i>, detached from this vocal and
+ accentual modification, is equivalent to <i>thou art</i>. Nay, even apart
+ from this accident, the popular belief authorized the notion, that simply
+ to have uttered any great thesis, though unconsciously&mdash;simply to
+ have united verbally any two great ideas, though for a purpose the most
+ different or even opposite, had the mysterious power of realizing them in
+ act. An exclamation, though in the purest spirit of sport, to a boy, '<i>You
+ shall be our imperator</i>,' was many times supposed to be the forerunner
+ and fatal mandate for the boy's elevation. Such words executed themselves.
+ To connect, though but for denial or for mockery, the ideas of Jesus and
+ the Messiah, furnished an augury that eventually they would be found to
+ coincide, and to have their coincidence admitted. It was an <i>argumentum
+ ad hominem</i>, and drawn from a popular faith.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But a modern reader will object the want of an accompanying design or
+ serious meaning on the part of him who utters the words&mdash;he never
+ meant his words to be taken seriously&mdash;nay, his purpose was the very
+ opposite. True: and precisely that is the reason why his words are likely
+ to operate effectually, and why they should be feared. Here lies the
+ critical point which most of all distinguishes this faith. Words took
+ effect, not merely in default of a serious use, but exactly in consequence
+ of that default. It was the chance word, the stray word, the word uttered
+ in jest, or in trifling, or in scorn, or unconsciously, which took effect;
+ whilst ten thousand words, uttered with purpose and deliberation, were
+ sure to prove inert. One case will illustrate this:&mdash;Alexander of
+ Macedon, in the outset of his great expedition, consulted the oracle at
+ Delphi. For the sake of his army, had he been even without personal faith,
+ he desired to have his enterprise consecrated. No persuasions, however,
+ would move the priestess to enter upon her painful and agitating duties
+ for the sake of obtaining the regular answer of the god. Wearied with
+ this, Alexander seized the great lady by the arm, and using as much
+ violence as was becoming to the two characters&mdash;of a great prince
+ acting and a great priestess suffering&mdash;he pushed her gently
+ backwards to the tripod on which, in her professional character, she was
+ to seat herself. Upon this, in the hurry and excitement of the moment, the
+ priestess exclaimed, <i>O pai, anixaitos ei&mdash;O son, thou art
+ irresistible</i>; never adverting for an instant to his martial purposes,
+ but simply to his personal importunities. The person whom she thought of
+ as incapable of resistance, was herself, and all she meant <i>consciously</i>
+ was&mdash;O son, I can refuse nothing to one so earnest. But mark what
+ followed: Alexander desisted at once&mdash;he asked for no further oracle&mdash;he
+ refused it, and exclaimed joyously:&mdash;'Now then, noble priestess,
+ farewell; I have the oracle&mdash;I have your answer, and better than any
+ which you could deliver from the tripod. I am invincible&mdash;so you have
+ declared, you cannot revoke it. True, you thought not of Persia&mdash;you
+ thought only of my importunity. But that very fact is what ratifies your
+ answer. In its blindness I recognise its truth. An oracle from a god might
+ be distorted by political ministers of the god, as in time past too often
+ has been suspected. The oracle has been said to <i>Medize</i>, and in my
+ own father's time to <i>Philippize</i>. But an oracle delivered
+ unconsciously, indirectly, blindly, that is the oracle which cannot
+ deceive.' Such was the all-famous oracle which Alexander accepted&mdash;such
+ was the oracle on which he and his army reposing went forth 'conquering
+ and to conquer.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Exactly on this principle do the Turks act, in putting so high a value on
+ the words of idiots. Enlightened Christians have often wondered at their
+ allowing any weight to people bereft of understanding. But that is the
+ very reason for allowing them weight: that very defect it is which makes
+ them capable of being organs for conveying words from higher
+ intelligences. A fine human intelligence cannot be a passive instrument&mdash;it
+ cannot be a mere tube for conveying the words of inspiration: such an
+ intelligence will intermingle ideas of its own, or otherwise modify what
+ is given, and pollute what is sacred.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is also on this principle that the whole practice and doctrine of
+ Sortilegy rest. Let us confine ourselves to that mode of sortilegy which
+ is conducted by throwing open privileged books at random, leaving to
+ chance the page and the particular line on which the oracular functions
+ are thrown. The books used have varied with the caprice or the error of
+ ages. Once the Hebrew Scriptures had the preference. Probably they were
+ laid aside, not because the reverence for their authority decayed, but
+ because it increased. In later times Virgil has been the favorite.
+ Considering the very limited range of ideas to which Virgil was tied by
+ his theme&mdash;a colonizing expedition in a barbarous age, no worse book
+ could have been selected: [Footnote: '<i>No worse book could have been
+ selected.</i>'&mdash;The probable reason for making so unhappy a choice
+ seems to have been that Virgil, in the middle ages, had the character of a
+ necromancer, a diviner, &amp;c. This we all know from Dante. Now, the
+ original reason for this strange translation of character and functions we
+ hold to have arisen from the circumstance of his maternal grandfather
+ having borne the name of <i>Magus</i>. People in those ages held that a
+ powerful enchanter, exorciser, &amp;c., must have a magician amongst his
+ <i>cognati</i>; the power must run in the blood, which on the maternal
+ side could be undeniably ascertained. Under this preconception, they took
+ Magus not for a proper name, but for a professional designation. Amongst
+ many illustrations of the magical character sustained by Virgil in the
+ middle ages, we may mention that a writer, about the year 1200, or the era
+ of our Robin Hood, published by Montfaucon, and cited by Gibbon in his
+ last volume, says of Virgil,&mdash;that '<i>Captus a Romanis invisibiliter
+ exiit, ivitque Neapopolim</i>.'] so little indeed does the AEneid exhibit
+ of human life in its multiformity, that much tampering with the text is
+ required to bring real cases of human interest and real situations within
+ the scope of any Virgilian sentence, though aided by the utmost latitude
+ of accommodation. A king, a soldier, a sailor, &amp;c., might look for
+ correspondences to their own circumstances; but not many others.
+ Accordingly, everybody remembers the remarkable answer which Charles I.
+ received at Oxford from this Virgilian oracle, about the opening of the
+ Parliamentary war. But from this limitation in the range of ideas it was
+ that others, and very pious people too, have not thought it profane to
+ resume the old reliance on the Scriptures. No case, indeed, can try so
+ severely, or put upon record so conspicuously, this indestructible
+ propensity for seeking light out of darkness&mdash;this thirst for looking
+ into the future by the aid of dice, real or figurative, as the fact of men
+ eminent for piety having yielded to the temptation. We give one instance&mdash;the
+ instance of a person who, in <i>practical</i> theology, has been, perhaps,
+ more popular than any other in any church. Dr. Doddridge, in his earlier
+ days, was in a dilemma both of conscience and of taste as to the election
+ he should make between two situations, one in possession, both at his
+ command. He was settled at Harborough, in Leicestershire, and was
+ 'pleasing himself with the view of a continuance' in that situation. True,
+ he had received an invitation to Northampton; but the reasons against
+ complying seemed so strong, that nothing was wanting but the civility of
+ going over to Northampton, and making an apologetic farewell. On the last
+ Sunday in November of the year 1729, the doctor went and preached a sermon
+ in conformity with those purposes. 'But,' says he, 'on the morning of that
+ day an incident happened, which affected me greatly.' On the night
+ previous, it seems, he had been urged very importunately by his
+ Northampton friends to undertake the vacant office. Much personal kindness
+ had concurred with this public importunity: the good doctor was affected;
+ he had prayed fervently, alleging in his prayer, as the reason which
+ chiefly weighed with him to reject the offer, that it was far beyond his
+ forces, and chiefly because he was too young [Footnote: '<i>Because he was
+ too young</i>'&mdash;Dr. Doddridge was born in the summer of 1702;
+ consequently he was at this era of his life about twenty-seven years old,
+ and consequently not so obviously entitled to the excuse of youth. But he
+ pleaded his youth, not with a view to the exertions required, but to the
+ <i>auctoritas</i> and responsibilities of the situation.] and had no
+ assistant. He goes on thus:&mdash;'As soon as ever this address' (meaning
+ the prayer) 'was ended, I passed through a room of the house in which I
+ lodged, where a child was reading to his mother, and the only words I
+ heard distinctly were these, <i>And as thy days, so shall thy strength be</i>.'
+ This singular coincidence between his own difficulty and a scriptural line
+ caught at random in passing hastily through a room, (but observe, a line
+ insulated from the context, and placed in high relief to his ear,) shook
+ his resolution. Accident co-operated; a promise to be fulfilled at
+ Northampton, in a certain contingency, fell due at the instant; the doctor
+ was detained, this detention gave time for further representations; new
+ motives arose, old difficulties were removed, and finally the doctor saw,
+ in all this succession of steps, the first of which, however, lay in the
+ <i>Sortes Biblicć</i>, clear indications of a providential guidance. With
+ that conviction he took up his abode at Northampton, and remained there
+ for the next thirty-one years, until he left it for his grave at Lisbon;
+ in fact, he passed at Northampton the whole of his public life. It must,
+ therefore, be allowed to stand upon the records of sortilegy, that in the
+ main direction of his life&mdash;not, indeed, as to its spirit, but as to
+ its form and local connections&mdash;a Protestant divine of much merit,
+ and chiefly in what regards practice, and of the class most opposed to
+ superstition, took his determining impulse from a variety of the <i>Sortes
+ Virgilianć</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This variety was known in early times to the Jews&mdash;as early, indeed,
+ as the era of the Grecian Pericles, if we are to believe the Talmud. It is
+ known familiarly to this day amongst Polish Jews, and is called <i>Bathcol</i>,
+ or the <i>daughter of a voice</i>; the meaning of which appellation is
+ this:&mdash;The <i>Urim and Thummim</i>, or oracle in the breast-plate of
+ the high priest, spoke directly from God. It was, therefore, the original
+ or mother-voice. But about the time of Pericles, that is, exactly one
+ hundred years before the time of Alexander the Great, the light of
+ prophecy was quenched in Malachi or Haggai; and the oracular jewels in the
+ breast-plate became simultaneously dim. Henceforwards the mother-voice was
+ heard no longer: but to this succeeded an imperfect or daughter-voice, (<i>Bathcol</i>,)
+ which lay in the first words happening to arrest the attention at a moment
+ of perplexity. An illustration, which has been often quoted from the
+ Talmud, is to the following effect:&mdash;Rabbi Tochanan, and Rabbi Simeon
+ Ben Lachish, were anxious about a friend, Rabbi Samuel, six hundred miles
+ distant on the Euphrates. Whilst talking earnestly together on this
+ subject in Palestine, they passed a school; they paused to listen: it was
+ a child reading the first book of Samuel; and the words which they caught
+ were these&mdash;<i>And Samuel died</i>. These words they received as a <i>Bath-col</i>:
+ and the next horseman from the Euphrates brought word accordingly that
+ Rabbi Samuel had been gathered to his fathers at some station on the
+ Euphrates.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here is the very same case, the same <i>Bath-col</i> substantially, which
+ we have cited from Orton's <i>Life of Doddridge</i>. And Du Cange himself
+ notices, in his Glossary, the relation which this bore to the Pagan <i>Sortes</i>.
+ 'It was,' says he, 'a fantastical way of divination, invented by the Jews,
+ not unlike the <i>Sortes Virgilianć</i> of the heathens. For, as with them
+ the first words they happened to dip into in the works of that poet were a
+ kind of oracle whereby they predicted future events,&mdash;so, with the
+ Jews, when they appealed to <i>Bath-col</i>, the first words they heard
+ from any one's mouth were looked upon as a voice from Heaven directing
+ them in the matter they inquired about.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the reader imagines that this ancient form of the practical miraculous
+ is at all gone out of use, even the example of Dr. Doddridge may satisfy
+ him to the contrary. Such an example was sure to authorize a large
+ imitation. But, even apart from that, the superstition is common. The
+ records of conversion amongst felons and other ignorant persons might be
+ cited by hundreds upon hundreds to prove that no practice is more common
+ than that of trying the spiritual fate, and abiding by the import of any
+ passage in the Scriptures which may first present itself to the eye.
+ Cowper, the poet, has recorded a case of this sort in his own experience.
+ It is one to which all the unhappy are prone. But a mode of questioning
+ the oracles of darkness, far more childish, and, under some shape or
+ other, equally common amongst those who are prompted by mere vacancy of
+ mind, without that determination to sacred fountains which is impressed by
+ misery, may be found in the following extravagant silliness of Rousseau,
+ which we give in his own words&mdash;a case for which he admits that he
+ himself would have <i>shut up</i> any other man (meaning in a lunatic
+ hospital) whom he had seen practising the same absurdities:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Au milieu de mes études et d'une vie innocente autant qu'on la puisse
+ mener, et malgré tout ce qu'on m'avoit pu dire, la peur de l'Enfer
+ m'agitoit encore. Souvent je me demandois&mdash;En quel état suis-je? Si
+ je mourrois ŕ l'instant męme, <i>serois-je damné</i>? Selon mes
+ Jansénistes, [he had been reading the books of the Port Royal,] la chose
+ est indubitable: mais, selon ma conscience, il me paroissoit que non.
+ Toujours craintif et flottant dans cette cruelle incertitude, j'avois
+ recours (pour en sortir) aux expédients les plus risibles, et pour
+ lesquels je ferois volontiers enfermer un homme si je lui en voyois faire
+ autant. ... Un jour, ręvant ŕ ce triste sujet, je m'exerçois machinalement
+ ŕ lancer les pierres contre les troncs des arbres; et cela avec mon
+ addresse ordinaire, c'est-ŕ-dire sans presque jamais en toucher aucun.
+ Tout au milieu de ce bel exercise, je m'avisai de faire une espčce de
+ pronostic pour calmer mon inquiétude. Je me dis&mdash;je m'en vais jeter
+ cette pierre contre l'arbre qui est vis-ŕ-vis de moi: si je le touche,
+ signe de salut: si je le manque, signe de damnation. Tout en disant ainsi,
+ je jette ma pierre d'une main tremblante, et avec un horrible battement de
+ coeur, mais si heureusement qu'elle va frapper au beau-milieu de l'arbre:
+ ce qui véritablement n'étoit pas difficile: car j'avois eu soin de le
+ choisir fort gros et fort prčs. <i>Depuis lors je n'ai plus doubté de mon
+ salut.</i> Je ne sais, en me rappelant ce trait, si je dois rire ou gémir
+ sur moimęme.'&mdash;<i>Les Confessions, Partie I. Livre VI.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, really, if Rousseau thought fit to try such tremendous appeals by
+ taking 'a shy' at any random object, he should have governed his sortilegy
+ (for such it may be called) with something more like equity. Fair play is
+ a jewel: and in such a case, a man is supposed to play against an adverse
+ party hid in darkness. To shy at a cow within six feet distance gives no
+ chance at all to his dark antagonist. A pigeon rising from a trap at a
+ suitable distance might be thought a <i>sincere</i> staking of the
+ interest at issue: but, as to the massy stem of a tree 'fort gros et fort
+ prčs'&mdash;the sarcasm of a Roman emperor applies, that to miss under
+ such conditions implied an original genius for stupidity, and to hit was
+ no trial of the case. After all, the sentimentalist had youth to plead in
+ apology for this extravagance. He was hypochondriacal; he was in solitude;
+ and he was possessed by gloomy imaginations from the works of a society in
+ the highest public credit. But most readers will be aware of similar
+ appeals to the mysteries of Providence, made in public by illustrious
+ sectarians, speaking from the solemn station of a pulpit. We forbear to
+ quote cases of this nature, though really existing in print, because we
+ feel that the blasphemy of such anecdotes is more revolting and more
+ painful to pious minds than the absurdity is amusing. Meantime it must not
+ be forgotten, that the principle concerned, though it may happen to
+ disgust men when associated with ludicrous circumstances, is, after all,
+ the very same which has latently governed very many modes of ordeal, or
+ judicial inquiry; and which has been adopted, blindly, as a moral rule, or
+ canon, equally by the blindest of the Pagans, the most fanatical of the
+ Jews, and the most enlightened of the Christians. It proceeds upon the
+ assumption that man by his actions puts a question to Heaven; and that
+ Heaven answers by the event. Lucan, in a well known passage, takes it for
+ granted that the cause of Cćsar had the approbation of the gods. And why?
+ Simply from the event. It was notoriously the triumphant cause. It was
+ victorious, (<i>victrix</i> causa Deis placuit; sed <i>victa</i> Catoni.)
+ It was the '<i>victrix</i> causa;' and, <i>as</i> such, simply because it
+ was 'victrix,' it had a right in his eyes to postulate the divine favor as
+ mere matter of necessary interference: whilst, on the other hand, the <i>victa
+ causa</i>, though it seemed to Lucan sanctioned by human virtue in the
+ person of Cato, stood unappealably condemned. This mode of reasoning may
+ strike the reader as merely Pagan. Not at all. In England, at the close of
+ the Parliamentary war, it was generally argued&mdash;that Providence had
+ decided the question against the Royalists by the mere fact of the issue.
+ Milton himself, with all his high-toned morality, uses this argument as
+ irrefragable: which is odd, were it only on this account&mdash;that the
+ issue ought necessarily to have been held for a time as merely hypothetic,
+ and liable to be set aside by possible counter-issues through one
+ generation at the least. But the capital argument against such doctrine is
+ to be found in the New Testament. Strange that Milton should overlook, and
+ strange that moralists in general have overlooked, the sudden arrest given
+ to this dangerous but most prevalent mode of reasoning by the Founder of
+ our faith. He first, he last, taught to his astonished disciples the new
+ truth&mdash;at that time the astounding truth&mdash;that no relation
+ exists between the immediate practical events of things on the one side,
+ and divine sentences on the other. There was no presumption, he teaches
+ them, against a man's favor with God, or that of his parents, because he
+ happened to be afflicted to extremity with bodily disease. There was no
+ shadow of an argument for believing a party of men criminal objects of
+ heavenly wrath because upon them, by fatal preference, a tower had fallen,
+ and because <i>their</i> bodies were exclusively mangled. How little can
+ it be said that Christianity has yet developed the fulness of its power,
+ when kings and senates so recently acted under a total oblivion of this
+ great though novel Christian doctrine, and would do so still, were it not
+ that religious arguments have been banished by the progress of manners
+ from the field of political discussion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, quitting this province of the ominous, where it is made the object of
+ a direct personal inquest, whether by private or by national trials, or
+ the sortilegy of events, let us throw our eyes over the broader field of
+ omens, as they offer themselves spontaneously to those who do not seek, or
+ would even willingly evade them. There are few of these, perhaps none,
+ which are not universal in their authority, though every land in turn
+ fancies them (like its proverbs) of local prescription and origin. The
+ death-watch extends from England to Cashmere, and across India diagonally
+ to the remotest nook of Bengal, over a three thousand miles' distance from
+ the entrance of the Indian Punjaub. A hare crossing a man's path on
+ starting in the morning, has been held in all countries alike to
+ prognosticate evil in the course of that day. Thus, in the <i>Confessions
+ of a Thug</i>, (which is partially built on a real judicial document, and
+ everywhere conforms to the usages of Hindostan,) the hero of the horrid
+ narrative [Footnote: '<i>The hero of the horrid narrative</i>.'&mdash;Horrid
+ it certainly is; and one incident in every case gives a demoniacal air of
+ coolness to the hellish atrocities, viz the regular forwarding of the <i>bheels</i>,
+ or grave-diggers. But else the tale tends too much to monotony; and for a
+ reason which ought to have checked the author in carrying on the work to
+ three volumes, namely, that although there is much dramatic variety in the
+ circumstances of the several cases, there is none in the catastrophes. The
+ brave man and the coward, the erect spirit fighting to the last, and the
+ poor creature that despairs from the first,&mdash;all are confounded in
+ one undistinguishing end by sudden strangulation. This was the original
+ defect of the plan. The sudden surprise, and the scientific noosing as
+ with a Chilian <i>lasso</i>, constituted in fact a main feature of
+ Thuggee. But still, the gradual theatrical arrangement of each Thug
+ severally by the side of a victim, must often have roused violent
+ suspicion, and that in time to intercept the suddenness of the murder.
+ Now, for the sake of the dramatic effect, this interception ought more
+ often to have been introduced, else the murders are but so many blind
+ surprises as if in sleep.] charges some disaster of his own upon having
+ neglected such an omen of the morning. The same belief operated in Pagan
+ Italy. The same omen announced to Lord Lindsay's Arab attendants in the
+ desert the approach of some disaster, which partially happened in the
+ morning. And a Highlander of the 42d Regiment, in his printed memoirs,
+ notices the same harbinger of evil as having crossed his own path on a day
+ of personal disaster in Spain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Birds are even more familiarly associated with such ominous warnings. This
+ chapter in the great volume of superstition was indeed cultivated with
+ unusual solicitude amongst the Pagans&mdash;<i>ornithomancy</i> grew into
+ an elaborate science. But if every rule and distinction upon the number
+ and the position of birds, whether to the right or the left, had been
+ collected from our own village matrons amongst ourselves, it would appear
+ that no more of this Pagan science had gone to wreck than must naturally
+ follow the difference between a believing and a disbelieving government.
+ Magpies are still of awful authority in village life, according to their
+ number, &amp;c.; for a striking illustration of which we may refer the
+ reader to Sir Walter Scott's <i>Demonology</i>, reported not at
+ second-hand, but from Sir Walter's personal communication with some
+ seafaring fellow-traveller in a stage-coach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Among the ancient stories of the same class is one which we shall repeat&mdash;having
+ reference to that Herod Agrippa, grandson of Herod the Great, before whom
+ St. Paul made his famous apology at Cćsarea. This Agrippa, overwhelmed by
+ debts, had fled from Palestine to Rome in the latter years of Tiberius.
+ His mother's interest with the widow of Germanicus procured him a special
+ recommendation to her son Caligula. Viewing this child and heir of the
+ popular Germanicus as the rising sun, Agrippa had been too free in his
+ language. True, the uncle of Germanicus was the reigning prince; but he
+ was old, and breaking up. True, the son of Germanicus was not yet on the
+ throne; but he soon would be; and Agrippa was rash enough to call the
+ Emperor a <i>superannuated old fellow</i>, and even to wish for his death.
+ Sejanus was now dead and gone; but there was no want of spies: and a
+ certain Macro reported his words to Tiberius. Agrippa was in consequence
+ arrested; the Emperor himself condescending to point out the noble Jew to
+ the officer on duty. The case was a gloomy one, if Tiberius should happen
+ to survive much longer: and the story of the omen proceeds thus:&mdash;'Now
+ Agrippa stood in his bonds before the Imperial palace, and in his
+ affliction leaned against a certain tree, upon the boughs of which it
+ happened that a bird had alighted which the Romans call <i>bubo</i>, or
+ the owl. All this was steadfastly observed by a German prisoner, who asked
+ a soldier what might be the name and offence of that man habited in
+ purple. Being told that the man's name was Agrippa, and that he was a Jew
+ of high rank, who had given a personal offence to the Emperor, the German
+ asked permission to go near and address him; which being granted, he spoke
+ thus:&mdash;"This disaster, I doubt not, young man, is trying to your
+ heart; and perhaps you will not believe me when I announce to you
+ beforehand the providential deliverance which is impending. However, this
+ much I will say&mdash;and for my sincerity let me appeal to my native
+ gods, as well as to the gods of this Rome, who have brought us both into
+ trouble&mdash;that no selfish objects prompt me to this revelation&mdash;for
+ a revelation it is&mdash;and to the following effect:&mdash;It is fated
+ that you shall not long remain in chains. Your deliverance will be speedy;
+ you shall be raised to the very highest rank and power; you shall be the
+ object of as much envy as now you are of pity; you shall retain your
+ prosperity till death; and you shall transmit that prosperity to your
+ children. But"&mdash;and there the German paused. Agrippa was agitated;
+ the bystanders were attentive; and after a time, the German, pointing
+ solemnly to the bird, proceeded thus:&mdash;"But this remember heedfully&mdash;that,
+ when next you see the bird which now perches above your head, you will
+ have only five days longer to live! This event will be surely accomplished
+ by that same mysterious god who has thought fit to send the bird as a
+ warning sign; and you, when you come to your glory, do not forget me that
+ foreshadowed it in your humiliation."' The story adds, that Agrippa
+ affected to laugh when the German concluded; after which it goes on to
+ say, that in a few weeks, being delivered by the death of Tiberius; being
+ released from prison by the very prince on whose account he had incurred
+ the risk; being raised to a tetrarchy, and afterwards to the kingdom of
+ all Judea; coming into all the prosperity which had been promised to him
+ by the German; and not losing any part of his interest at Rome through the
+ assassination of his patron Caligula&mdash;he began to look back
+ respectfully to the words of the German, and forwards with anxiety to the
+ second coming of the bird. Seven years of sunshine had now slipped away as
+ silently as a dream. A great festival, shows and vows, was on the point of
+ being celebrated in honor of Claudius Cćsar, at Strato's Tower, otherwise
+ called Cćsarea, the Roman metropolis of Palestine. Duty and policy alike
+ required that the king of the land should go down and unite in this mode
+ of religious homage to the emperor. He did so; and on the second morning
+ of the festival, by way of doing more conspicuous honor to the great
+ solemnity, he assumed a very sumptuous attire of silver armor, burnished
+ so highly as to throw back a dazzling glare from the sun's morning beams
+ upon the upturned eyes of the vast multitude around him. Immediately from
+ the sycophantish part of the crowd, of whom a vast majority were Pagans,
+ ascended a cry of glorification as to some manifestation of Deity.
+ Agrippa, gratified by this success of his new apparel, and by this
+ flattery, not unusual in the case of kings, had not the firmness (though a
+ Jew, and conscious of the wickedness, greater in himself than in the
+ heathen crowd,) to reject the blasphemous homage. Voices of adoration
+ continued to ascend; when suddenly, looking upward to the vast awnings
+ prepared for screening the audience from the noonday heats, the king
+ perceived the same ominous bird which he had seen at Rome in the day of
+ his affliction, seated quietly, and looking down upon himself. In that
+ same moment an icy pang shot through his intestines. He was removed into
+ the palace; and at the end of five days, completely worn out by pain,
+ Agrippa expired in the 54th year of his age, and the seventh of his
+ sovereign power.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whether the bird, here described as an owl, was really such, may be
+ doubted, considering the narrow nomenclature of the Romans for all
+ zoological purposes, and the total indifference of the Roman mind to all
+ distinctions in natural history which are not upon the very largest scale.
+ We should much suspect that the bird was a magpie. Meantime, speaking of
+ ornithoscopy in relation to Jews, we remember another story in that
+ subdivision of the subject which it may be worth while repeating; not
+ merely on its own account, as wearing a fine oriental air, but also for
+ the correction which it suggests to a very common error.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In some period of Syrian warfare, a large military detachment was entering
+ at some point of Syria from the desert of the Euphrates. At the head of
+ the whole array rode two men of some distinction: one was an augur of high
+ reputation, the other was a Jew called Mosollam, a man of admirable
+ beauty, a matchless horseman, an unerring archer, and accomplished in all
+ martial arts. As they were now first coming within enclosed grounds, after
+ a long march in the wilderness, the augur was most anxious to inaugurate
+ the expedition by some considerable omen. Watching anxiously, therefore,
+ he soon saw a bird of splendid plumage perching on a low wall. 'Halt!' he
+ said to the advanced guard: and all drew up in a line. At that moment of
+ silence and expectation, Mosollam, slightly turning himself in his saddle,
+ drew his bow-string to his ear; his Jewish hatred of Pagan auguries burned
+ within him; his inevitable shaft went right to its mark, and the beautiful
+ bird fell dead. The augur turned round in fury. But the Jew laughed at
+ him. 'This bird, you say, should have furnished us with omens of our
+ future fortunes. But had he known anything of his own, he would never have
+ perched where he did, or have come within the range of Mosollam's archery.
+ How should that bird know our destiny, who did not know that it was his
+ own to be shot by Mosollam the Jew?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, this is a most common but a most erroneous way of arguing. In a case
+ of this kind, the bird was not supposed to have any conscious acquaintance
+ with futurity, either for his own benefit or that of others. But even
+ where such a consciousness may be supposed, as in the case of oneiromancy,
+ or prophecy by means of dreams, it must be supposed limited, and the more
+ limited in a personal sense as they are illimitable in a sublime one. Who
+ imagines that, because a Daniel or Ezekiel foresaw the grand revolutions
+ of the earth, therefore they must or could have foreseen the little
+ details of their own ordinary life? And even descending from that perfect
+ inspiration to the more doubtful power of augury amongst the Pagans,
+ (concerning which the most eminent of theologians have held very opposite
+ theories,) one thing is certain, that, so long as we entertain such
+ pretensions, or discuss them at all, we must take them with the principle
+ of those who professed such arts, not with principles of our own arbitrary
+ invention.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One example will make this clear:&mdash;There are in England [Footnote: '<i>There
+ are in England</i>'&mdash;Especially in Somersetshire, and for twenty
+ miles round Wrington, the birthplace of Locke. Nobody sinks for wells
+ without their advice. We ourselves knew an amiable and accomplished
+ Scottish family, who, at an estate called Belmadrothie, in memory of a
+ similar property in Ross shire, built a house in Somersetshire, and
+ resolved to find water without help from the jowser. But after sinking to
+ a greater depth than ever had been known before, and spending nearly Ł200,
+ they were finally obliged to consult the jowser, who found water at once.]
+ a class of men who practise the Pagan rhabdomancy in a limited sense. They
+ carry a rod or rhabdos (<i>rhabdos</i>) of willow: this they hold
+ horizontally; and by the bending of the rod towards the ground they
+ discover the favorable places for sinking wells; a matter of considerable
+ importance in a province so ill-watered as the northern district of
+ Somersetshire, &amp;c. These people are locally called <i>jowsers</i>; and
+ it is probable, that from the suspicion with which their art has been
+ usually regarded amongst people of education, as a mere legerdemain trick
+ of Dousterswivel's, is derived the slang word to <i>chouse</i> for <i>swindle</i>.
+ Meantime, the experimental evidences of a real practical skill in these
+ men, and the enlarged compass of speculation in these days, have led many
+ enlightened people to a Stoic <i>epochey</i>, or suspension of judgment,
+ on the reality of this somewhat mysterious art. Now, in the East, there
+ are men who make the same pretensions in a more showy branch of the art.
+ It is not water, but treasures which they profess to find by some hidden
+ kind of rhabdomancy. The very existence of treasures with us is reasonably
+ considered a thing of improbable occurrence. But in the unsettled East,
+ and with the low valuation of human life wherever Mahometanism prevails,
+ insecurity and other causes must have caused millions of such deposits in
+ every century to have perished as to any knowledge of survivors. The sword
+ has been moving backwards and forwards, for instance, like a weaver's
+ shuttle, since the time of Mahmoud the Ghaznevide, [Footnote: Mahmood of
+ Ghizni, which, under the European name of Ghaznee, was so recently taken
+ in one hour by our Indian army under Lord Keane Mahmood was the first
+ Mahometan invader of Hindostan.] in Anno Domini 1000, in the vast regions
+ between the Tigris, the Oxus, and the Indus. Regularly as it approached,
+ gold and jewels must have sunk by whole harvests into the ground. A
+ certain per centage has been doubtless recovered: a larger per centage has
+ disappeared for ever. Hence naturally the jealousy of barbarous Orientals
+ that we Europeans, in groping amongst pyramids, sphynxes, and tombs, are
+ looking for buried treasures. The wretches are not so wide astray in what
+ they believe as in what they disbelieve. The treasures do really exist
+ which they fancy; but then also the other treasures in the glorious
+ antiquities have that existence for our sense of beauty which to their
+ brutality is inconceivable. In these circumstances, why should it surprise
+ us that men will pursue the science of discovery as a regular trade? Many
+ discoveries of treasure are doubtless made continually, which, for obvious
+ reasons, are communicated to nobody. Some proportion there must be between
+ the sowing of such grain as diamonds or emeralds, and the subsequent
+ reaping, whether by accident or by art. For, with regard to the last, it
+ is no more impossible, <i>prima fronte</i>, that a substance may exist
+ having an occult sympathy with subterraneous water or subterraneous gold,
+ than that the magnet should have a sympathy (as yet occult) with the
+ northern pole of our planet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first flash of careless thought applied to such a case will suggest,
+ that men holding powers of this nature need not offer their services for
+ hire to others. And this, in fact, is the objection universally urged by
+ us Europeans as decisive against their pretensions. Their knavery, it is
+ fancied, stands self-recorded; since, assuredly, they would not be willing
+ to divide their subterranean treasures, if they knew of any. But the men
+ are not in such self-contradiction as may seem. Lady Hester Stanhope, from
+ the better knowledge she had acquired of Oriental opinions, set Dr. Madden
+ right on this point. The Oriental belief is that a fatality attends the
+ appropriator of a treasure in any case where he happens also to be the
+ discoverer. Such a person, it is held, will die soon, and suddenly&mdash;so
+ that he is compelled to seek his remuneration from the wages or fees of
+ his employers, not from the treasure itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many more secret laws are held sacred amongst the professors of that art
+ than that which was explained by Lady Hester Stanhope. These we shall not
+ enter upon at present: but generally we may remark, that the same
+ practices of subterranean deposits, during our troubled periods in Europe,
+ led to the same superstitions. And it may be added, that the same error
+ has arisen in both cases as to some of these superstitions. How often must
+ it have struck people of liberal feelings, as a scandalous proof of the
+ preposterous value set upon riches by poor men, that ghosts should
+ popularly be supposed to rise and wander for the sake of revealing the
+ situations of buried treasures. For ourselves, we have been accustomed to
+ view this popular belief in the light of an argument for pity rather than
+ for contempt towards poor men, as indicating the extreme pressure of that
+ necessity which could so have demoralized their natural sense of truth.
+ But certainly, in whatever feelings originating, such popular
+ superstitions as to motives of ghostly missions did seem to argue a
+ deplorable misconception of the relation subsisting between the spiritual
+ world and the perishable treasures of this perishable world. Yet, when we
+ look into the Eastern explanations of this case, we find that it is meant
+ to express, not any overvaluation of riches, but the direct contrary
+ passion. A human spirit is punished&mdash;such is the notion&mdash;punished
+ in the spiritual world for excessive attachment to gold, by degradation to
+ the office of its guardian; and from this office the tortured spirit can
+ release itself only by revealing the treasure and transferring the
+ custody. It is a penal martyrdom, not an elective passion for gold, which
+ is thus exemplified in the wanderings of a treasure-ghost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, in a field where of necessity we are so much limited, we willingly
+ pass from the consideration of these treasure or <i>khasne</i> phantoms
+ (which alone sufficiently ensure a swarm of ghostly terrors for all
+ Oriental ruins of cities,) to the same marvellous apparitions, as they
+ haunt other solitudes even more awful than those of ruined cities. In this
+ world there are two mighty forms of perfect solitude&mdash;the ocean and
+ the desert: the wilderness of the barren sands, and the wilderness of the
+ barren waters. Both are the parents of inevitable superstitions&mdash;of
+ terrors, solemn, ineradicable, eternal. Sailors and the children of the
+ desert are alike overrun with spiritual hauntings, from accidents of peril
+ essentially connected with those modes of life, and from the eternal
+ spectacle of the infinite. Voices seem to blend with the raving of the
+ sea, which will for ever impress the feeling of beings more than human:
+ and every chamber of the great wilderness which, with little interruption,
+ stretches from the Euphrates to the western shores of Africa, has its own
+ peculiar terrors both as to sights and sounds. In the wilderness of Zin,
+ between Palestine and the Red Sea, a section of the desert well known in
+ these days to our own countrymen, bells are heard daily pealing for
+ matins, or for vespers, from some phantom convent that no search of
+ Christian or of Bedouin Arab has ever been able to discover. These bells
+ have sounded since the Crusades. Other sounds, trumpets, the <i>Alala</i>
+ of armies, &amp;c., are heard in other regions of the Desert. Forms, also,
+ are seen of more people than have any right to be walking in human paths:
+ sometimes forms of avowed terror; sometimes, which is a case of far more
+ danger, appearances that mimic the shapes of men, and even of friends or
+ comrades. This is a case much dwelt on by the old travellers, and which
+ throws a gloom over the spirits of all Bedouins, and of every cafila or
+ caravan. We all know what a sensation of loneliness or 'eeriness' (to use
+ an expressive term of the ballad poetry) arises to any small party
+ assembling in a single room of a vast desolate mansion: how the timid
+ among them fancy continually that they hear some remote door opening, or
+ trace the sound of suppressed footsteps from some distant staircase. Such
+ is the feeling in the desert, even in the midst of the caravan. The mighty
+ solitude is seen: the dread silence is anticipated which will succeed to
+ this brief transit of men, camels, and horses. Awe prevails even in the
+ midst of society: but, if the traveller should loiter behind from fatigue,
+ or be so imprudent as to ramble aside&mdash;should he from any cause once
+ lose sight of his party, it is held that his chance is small of recovering
+ their traces. And why? Not chiefly from the want of footmarks where the
+ wind effaces all impressions in half an hour, or of eyemarks where all is
+ one blank ocean of sand, but much more from the sounds or the visual
+ appearances which are supposed to beset and to seduce all insulated
+ wanderers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Everybody knows the superstitions of the ancients about the <i>Nympholeptoi</i>,
+ or those who had seen Pan. But far more awful and gloomy are the existing
+ superstitions, throughout Asia and Africa, as to the perils of those who
+ are phantom-haunted in the wilderness. The old Venetian traveller Marco
+ Polo states them well: he speaks, indeed, of the Eastern or Tartar
+ deserts; the steppes which stretch from European Russia to the footsteps
+ of the Chinese throne; but exactly the same creed prevails amongst the
+ Arabs, from Bagdad to Suez and Cairo&mdash;from Rosetta to Tunis&mdash;Tunis
+ to Timbuctoo or Mequinez. 'If, during the daytime,' says he, 'any person
+ should remain behind until the caravan is no longer in sight, he hears
+ himself unexpectedly called to by name, and in a voice with which he is
+ familiar. Not doubting that the voice proceeds from some of his comrades,
+ the unhappy man is beguiled from the right direction; and soon finding
+ himself utterly confounded as to the path, he roams about in distraction
+ until he perishes miserably. If, on the other hand, this perilous
+ separation of himself from the caravan should happen at night, he is sure
+ to hear the uproar of a great cavalcade a mile or two to the right or left
+ of the true track. He is thus seduced on one side: and at break of day
+ finds himself far removed from man. Nay, even at noon-day, it is well
+ known that grave and respectable men to all appearance will come up to a
+ particular traveller, will bear the look of a friend, and will gradually
+ lure him by earnest conversation to a distance from the caravan; after
+ which the sounds of men and camels will be heard continually at all points
+ but the true one; whilst an insensible turning by the tenth of an inch at
+ each separate step from the true direction will very soon suffice to set
+ the traveller's face to the opposite point of the compass from that which
+ his safety requires, and which his fancy represents to him as his real
+ direction. Marvellous, indeed, and almost passing belief, are the stories
+ reported of these desert phantoms, which are said at times to fill the air
+ with choral music from all kinds of instruments, from drums, and the clash
+ of arms: so that oftentimes a whole caravan are obliged to close up their
+ open ranks, and to proceed in a compact line of march.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lord Lindsay, in his very interesting travels in Egypt, Edom, &amp;c.,
+ agrees with Warton in supposing (and probably enough) that from this
+ account of the desert traditions in Marco Polo was derived Milton's fine
+ passage in Comus:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Of calling shapes, and beckoning shadows dire,
+ And aery tongues that syllable men's names
+ On sands, and shores, and desert wildernesses.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But the most remarkable of these desert superstitions, as suggested by the
+ mention of Lord Lindsay, is one which that young nobleman, in some place
+ which we cannot immediately find, has noticed, but which he only was
+ destined by a severe personal loss immediately to illustrate. Lord L.
+ quotes from Vincent le Blanc an anecdote of a man in his own caravan, the
+ companion of an Arab merchant, who disappeared in a mysterious manner.
+ Four Moors, with a retaining fee of 100 ducats, were sent in quest of him,
+ but came back <i>re infecta</i>. 'And 'tis uncertain,' adds Le Blanc,
+ 'whether he was swallowed up in the sands, or met his death by any other
+ misfortune; as it often happens, by the relation of a merchant then in our
+ company, who told us, that two years before, traversing the same journey,
+ a comrade of his, going a little aside from the company, saw three men who
+ called him by his name; and one of them, to his thinking, favored very
+ much his companion; and, as he was about to follow them, his real
+ companion calling him to come back to his company, he found himself
+ deceived by the others, and thus was saved. And all travellers in these
+ parts hold, that in the deserts are many such phantasms seen, that strive
+ to seduce the traveller.' Thus far it is the traveller's own fault, warned
+ as he is continually by the extreme anxiety of the Arab leaders or guides,
+ with respect to all who stray to any distance, if he is duped or enticed
+ by these pseudo-men: though, in the case of Lapland dogs, who ought to
+ have a surer instinct of detection for counterfeits, we know from Sir
+ Capel de Broke and others, that they are continually wiled away by the
+ wolves who roam about the nightly encampments of travellers. But there is
+ a secondary disaster, according to the Arab superstition, awaiting those
+ whose eyes are once opened to the discernment of these phantoms. To see
+ them, or to hear them, even where the traveller is careful to refuse their
+ lures, entails the certainty of death in no long time. This is another
+ form of that universal faith which made it impossible for any man to
+ survive a bodily commerce, by whatever sense, with a spiritual being. We
+ find it in the Old Testament, where the expression, 'I have seen God and
+ shall die,' means simply a supernatural being; since no Hebrew believed it
+ possible for a nature purely human to sustain for a moment the sight of
+ the Infinite Being. We find the same faith amongst ourselves, in case of
+ <i>doppelgänger</i> becoming apparent to the sight of those whom they
+ counterfeit; and in many other varieties. We modern Europeans, of course,
+ laugh at these superstitions; though, as La Place remarks, (<i>Essai sur
+ les Probabilités</i>,) any case, however apparently incredible, if it is a
+ recurrent case, is as much entitled to a fair valuation as if it had been
+ more probable beforehand.[Footnote: <i>'Is as much entitled to a fair
+ valuation, under the lans of induction, as if it had been more probable
+ beforehand'</i>&mdash;One of the cases which La Place notices as entitled
+ to a grave consideration, but which would most assuredly be treated as a
+ trivial phenomenon, unworthy of attention, by commonplace spectators, is&mdash;when
+ a run of success, with no apparent cause, takes place on heads or tails, (<i>pile
+ ou croix</i>) Most people dismiss such a case as pure accident. But La
+ Place insists on its being duly valued as a fact, however unaccountable as
+ an effect. So again, if in a large majority of experiences like those of
+ Lord Lindsay's party in the desert, death should follow, such a phenomenon
+ is as well entitled to its separate valuation as any other.] This being
+ premised, we who connect superstition with the personal result, are more
+ impressed by the disaster which happened to Lord Lindsay, than his
+ lordship, who either failed to notice the <i>nexus</i> between the events,
+ or possibly declined to put the case too forward in his reader's eye, from
+ the solemnity of the circumstances, and the private interest to himself
+ and his own family, of the subsequent event. The case was this:&mdash;Mr.
+ William Wardlaw Ramsay, the companion (and we believe relative) of Lord
+ Lindsay, a man whose honorable character, and whose intellectual
+ accomplishments speak for themselves, in the posthumus memorabilia of his
+ travels published by Lord L., had seen an array of objects in the desert,
+ which facts immediately succeeding demonstrated to have been a mere ocular
+ <i>lusus</i>, or (according to Arab notions) phantoms. During the absence
+ from home of an Arab sheikh, who had been hired as conductor of Lord
+ Lindsay's party, a hostile tribe (bearing the name of Tellaheens) had
+ assaulted and pillaged his tents. Report of this had reached the English
+ travelling party; it was known that the Tellaheens were still in motion,
+ and a hostile rencounter was looked for for some days. At length, in
+ crossing the well known valley of the <i>Wady Araba</i>, that most ancient
+ channel of communication between the Red Sea and Judea, &amp;c., Mr.
+ Ramsay saw, to his own entire conviction, a party of horse moving amongst
+ some sand-hills. Afterwards it became certain, from accurate information,
+ that this must have been a delusion. It was established, that no horseman
+ <i>could</i> have been in that neighborhood at that time. Lord Lindsay
+ records the case as an illustration of 'that spiritualized tone the
+ imagination naturally assumes, in scenes presenting so little sympathy
+ with the ordinary feelings of humanity;' and he reports the case in these
+ pointed terms:&mdash;'Mr. Ramsay, a man of remarkably strong sight, and by
+ no means disposed to superstitious credulity, distinctly saw a party of
+ horse moving among the sand-hills; and I do not believe he was ever able
+ to divest himself of that impression.' No&mdash;and, according to Arab
+ interpretation, very naturally so; for, according to their faith, he
+ really <i>had</i> seen the horsemen; phantom horseman certainly, but still
+ objects of sight. The sequel remains to be told&mdash;by the Arabian
+ hypothesis, Mr. Ramsay had but a short time to live&mdash;he was under a
+ secret summons to the next world. And accordingly, in a few weeks after
+ this, whilst Lord Lindsay had gone to visit Palmyra, Mr. Ramsay died at
+ Damascus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was a case exactly corresponding to the Pagan <i>nympholepsis</i>&mdash;he
+ had seen the beings whom it is not lawful to see and live. Another case of
+ Eastern superstition, not less determined, and not less remarkably
+ fulfilled, occurred some years before to Dr. Madden, who travelled pretty
+ much in the same route as Lord Lindsay. The doctor, as a phrenologist, had
+ been struck with the very singular conformation of a skull which he saw
+ amongst many others on an altar in some Syrian convent. He offered a
+ considerable sum in gold for it; but it was by repute the skull of a
+ saint; and the monk with whom Dr. M. attempted to negotiate, not only
+ refused his offers, but protested that even for the doctor's sake, apart
+ from the interests of the convent, he could not venture on such a
+ transfer: for that, by the tradition attached to it, the skull would
+ endanger any vessel carrying it from the Syrian shore: the vessel might
+ escape; but it would never succeed in reaching any but a Syrian harbor.
+ After this, for the credit of our country, which stands so high in the
+ East, and should be so punctiliously tended by all Englishmen, we are
+ sorry to record that Dr. Madden (though otherwise a man of scrupulous
+ honor) yielded to the temptation of substituting for the saint's skull
+ another less remarkable from his own collection. With this saintly relic
+ he embarked on board a Grecian ship; was alternately pursued and met by
+ storms the most violent; larboard and starboard, on every quarter, he was
+ buffeted; the wind blew from every point of the compass; the doctor
+ honestly confesses that he often wished this baleful skull back in safety
+ on the quiet altar from which he took it; and finally, after many days of
+ anxiety, he was too happy in finding himself again restored to some
+ oriental port, from which he secretly vowed never again to sail with a
+ saint's skull, or with any skull, however remarkable phrenologically, not
+ purchased in an open market.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus we have pursued, through many of its most memorable sections, the
+ spirit of the miraculous as it moulded and gathered itself in the
+ superstitions of Paganism; and we have shown that, in the modern
+ superstitions of Christianity, or of Mahometanism, (often enough borrowed
+ from Christian sources,) there is a pretty regular correspondence.
+ Speaking with a reference to the strictly popular belief, it cannot be
+ pretended for a moment, that miraculous agencies are slumbering in modern
+ ages. For one superstition of that nature which the Pagans had, we can
+ produce twenty. And if, from the collation of numbers, we should pass to
+ that of quality, it is a matter of notoriety, that from the very
+ philosophy of Paganism, and its slight root in the terrors or profounder
+ mysteries of spiritual nature, no comparison could be sustained for a
+ moment between the true religion and any mode whatever of the false.
+ Ghosts we have purposely omitted, because that idea is so peculiarly
+ Christian [Footnote: '<i>Because that idea is so peculiarly Christian</i>'&mdash;One
+ reason, additional to the main one, why the idea of a ghost could not be
+ conceived or reproduced by Paganism, lies in the fourfold resolution of
+ the human nature at death, viz.&mdash;1. <i>corpus</i>; 2. <i>manes</i>;
+ 3. <i>spiritus</i>; 4. <i>anima</i>. No reversionary consciousness, no
+ restitution of the total nature, sentient and active, was thus possible.
+ Pliny has a story which looks like a ghost story; but it is all moonshine&mdash;a
+ mere <i>simulacrum</i>.] as to reject all counterparts or affinities from
+ other modes of the supernatural. The Christian ghost is too awful a
+ presence, and with too large a substratum of the real, the impassioned,
+ the human, for our present purposes. We deal chiefly with the wilder and
+ more ćrial forms of superstition; not so far off from fleshly nature as
+ the purely allegoric&mdash;not so near as the penal, the purgatorial, the
+ penitential. In this middle class, 'Gabriel's hounds'&mdash;the 'phantom
+ ship'&mdash;the gloomy legends of the charcoal burners in the German
+ forests&mdash;and the local or epichorial superstitions from every
+ district of Europe, come forward by thousands, attesting the high activity
+ of the miraculous and the hyperphysical instincts, even in this
+ generation, wheresoever the voice of the people makes itself heard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But in Pagan times, it will be objected, the popular superstitions blended
+ themselves with the highest political functions, gave a sanction to
+ national counsels, and oftentimes gave their starting point to the very
+ primary movements of the state. Prophecies, omens, miracles, all worked
+ concurrently with senates or princes. Whereas in our days, says Charles
+ Lamb, the witch who takes her pleasure with the moon, and summons
+ Beelzebub to her sabbaths, nevertheless trembles before the beadle, and
+ hides herself from the overseer. Now, as to the witch, even the horrid
+ Canidia of Horace, or the more dreadful Erichtho of Lucan, seems hardly to
+ have been much respected in any era. But for the other modes of the
+ supernatural, they have entered into more frequent combinations with state
+ functions and state movements in our modern ages than in the classical age
+ of Paganism. Look at prophecies, for example: the Romans had a few obscure
+ oracles afloat, and they had the Sibylline books under the state seal.
+ These books, in fact, had been kept so long, that, like port wine
+ superannuated, they had lost their flavor and body. [Footnote: '<i>Like
+ port wine superannuated, the Sibylline books had lost their flavor and
+ their body</i>.'&mdash;There is an allegoric description in verse, by Mr.
+ Rogers, of an ice-house, in which winter is described as a captive, &amp;c.,
+ which is memorable on this account, that a brother poet, on reading the
+ passage, mistook it, (from not understanding the allegorical expressions,)
+ either sincerely or maliciously, for a description of the house-dog. Now,
+ this little anecdote seems to embody the poor Sibyl's history,&mdash;from
+ a stern icy sovereign, with a petrific mace, she lapsed into an old
+ toothless mastiff. She continued to snore in her ancient kennel for above
+ a thousand years. The last person who attempted to stir her up with a long
+ pole, and to extract from her paralytic dreaming some growls or snarls
+ against Christianity, was Aurelian, in a moment of public panic. But the
+ thing was past all tampering. The poor creature could neither be kicked
+ nor coaxed into vitality.] On the other hand, look at France. Henry the
+ historian, speaking of the fifteenth century, describes it as a national
+ infirmity of the English to be prophecy-ridden. Perhaps there never was
+ any foundation for this as an exclusive remark; but assuredly not in the
+ next century. There had been with us British, from the twelfth century,
+ Thomas of Ercildoune in the north, and many monkish local prophets for
+ every part of the island; but latterly England had no terrific prophet,
+ unless, indeed Nixon of the Vale Royal in Cheshire, who uttered his dark
+ oracles sometimes with a merely Cestrian, sometimes with a national
+ reference. Whereas in France, throughout the sixteenth century, every
+ principal event was foretold successively, with an accuracy that still
+ shocks and confounds us. Francis the First, who opens the century, (and by
+ many is held to open the book of <i>modern history</i>, as distinguished
+ from the middle or <i>feudal</i> history,) had the battle of Pavia
+ foreshown to him, not by name, but in its results&mdash;by his own Spanish
+ captivity&mdash;by the exchange for his own children upon a frontier river
+ of Spain&mdash;finally, by his own disgraceful death, through an infamous
+ disease conveyed to him under a deadly circuit of revenge. This king's
+ son, Henry the Second, read some years <i>before</i> the event a
+ description of that tournament, on the marriage of the Scottish Queen with
+ his eldest son, Francis II., which proved fatal to himself, through the
+ awkwardness of the Compte de Montgomery and his own obstinacy. After this,
+ and we believe a little after the brief reign of Francis II., arose
+ Nostradamus, the great prophet of the age. All the children of Henry II.
+ and of Catharine de Medici, one after the other, died in circumstances of
+ suffering and horror, and Nostradamus pursued the whole with ominous
+ allusions. Charles IX., though the authorizer of the Bartholomew massacre,
+ was the least guilty of his party, and the only one who manifested a
+ dreadful remorse. Henry III., the last of the brothers, died, as the
+ reader will remember, by assassination. And all these tragic successions
+ of events are still to be read more or less dimly prefigured in verses of
+ which we will not here discuss the dates. Suffice it, that many authentic
+ historians attest the good faith of the prophets; and finally, with
+ respect to the first of the Bourbon dynasty, Henry IV., who succeeded upon
+ the assassination of his brother-in-law, we have the peremptory assurance
+ of Sully and other Protestants, countersigned by writers both historical
+ and controversial, that not only was he prepared, by many warnings, for
+ his own tragical death&mdash;not only was the day, the hour prefixed&mdash;not
+ only was an almanac sent to him, in which the bloody summer's day of 1610
+ was pointed out to his attention in bloody colors; but the mere record of
+ the king's last afternoon shows beyond a doubt the extent and the punctual
+ limitation of his anxieties. In fact, it is to this attitude of listening
+ expectation in the king, and breathless waiting for the blow, that
+ Schiller alludes in that fine speech of Wallenstein to his sister, where
+ he notices the funeral knells that sounded continually in Henry's ears,
+ and, above all, his prophetic instinct, that caught the sound from a far
+ distance of his murderer's motions, and could distinguish, amidst all the
+ tumult of a mighty capital, those stealthy steps
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;'Which even then were seeking him
+ Throughout the streets of Paris.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We profess not to admire Henry the Fourth of France, whose secret
+ character we shall, on some other occasion, attempt to expose. But his
+ resignation to the appointments of Heaven, in dismissing his guards, as
+ feeling that against a danger so domestic and so mysterious, all fleshly
+ arms were vain, has always struck us as the most like magnanimity of
+ anything in his very theatrical life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Passing to our own country, and to the times immediately in succession, we
+ fall upon some striking prophecies, not verbal but symbolic, if we turn
+ from the broad highway of public histories, to the by-paths of private
+ memories. Either Clarendon it is, in his Life (not his public history), or
+ else Laud, who mentions an anecdote connected with the coronation of
+ Charles I., (the son-in-law of the murdered Bourbon,) which threw a gloom
+ upon the spirits of the royal friends, already saddened by the dreadful
+ pestilence which inaugurated the reign of this ill-fated prince, levying a
+ tribute of one life in sixteen from the population of the English
+ metropolis. At the coronation of Charles, it was discovered that all
+ London would not furnish the quantity of purple velvet required for the
+ royal robes and the furniture of the throne. What was to be done? Decorum
+ required that the furniture should be all <i>en suite</i>. Nearer than
+ Genoa no considerable addition could be expected. That would impose a
+ delay of 150 days. Upon mature consideration, and chiefly of the many
+ private interests that would suffer amongst the multitudes whom such a
+ solemnity had called up from the country, it was resolved to robe the King
+ in <i>white</i> velvet. But this, as it afterwards occurred, was the color
+ in which victims were arrayed. And thus, it was alleged, did the King's
+ council establish an augury of evil. Three other ill omens, of some
+ celebrity, occurred to Charles I., viz., on occasion of creating his son
+ Charles a knight of the Bath, at Oxford some years after; and at the bar
+ of that tribunal which sat in judgment upon him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reign of his second son, James II., the next reign that could be
+ considered an unfortunate reign, was inaugurated by the same evil omens.
+ The day selected for the coronation (in 1685) was a day memorable for
+ England&mdash;it was St. George's day, the 23d of April, and entitled,
+ even on a separate account, to be held a sacred day as the birthday of
+ Shakspeare in 1564, and his deathday in 1616. The King saved a sum of
+ sixty thousand pounds by cutting off the ordinary cavalcade from the Tower
+ of London to Westminster. Even this was imprudent. It is well known that,
+ amongst the lowest class of the English, there is an obstinate prejudice
+ (though unsanctioned by law) with respect to the obligation imposed by the
+ ceremony of coronation. So long as this ceremony is delayed, or mutilated,
+ they fancy that their obedience is a matter of mere prudence, liable to be
+ enforced by arms, but not consecrated either by law or by religion. The
+ change made by James was, therefore, highly imprudent; shorn of its
+ antique traditionary usages, the yoke of conscience was lightened at a
+ moment when it required a double ratification. Neither was it called for
+ on motives of economy, for James was unusually rich. This voluntary
+ arrangement was, therefore, a bad beginning; but the accidental omens were
+ worse. They are thus reported by Blennerhassett, (History of England to
+ the end of George I., Vol. iv., p. 1760, printed at Newcastle-upon-Tyne:
+ 1751.) 'The crown being too little for the King's head, was often in a
+ tottering condition, and like to fall off.' Even this was observed
+ attentively by spectators of the most opposite feelings. But there was
+ another simultaneous omen, which affected the Protestant enthusiasts, and
+ the superstitious, whether Catholic or Protestant, still more alarmingly.
+ 'The same day the king's arms, pompously painted in the great altar window
+ of a London church, suddenly fell down without apparent cause, and broke
+ to pieces, whilst the rest of the window remained standing. Blennerhassett
+ mutters the dark terrors which possessed himself and others.' 'These,'
+ says he, 'were reckoned ill omens to the king.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In France, as the dreadful criminality of the French sovereigns through
+ the 17th century began to tell powerfully, and reproduce itself in the
+ miseries and tumults of the French populace through the 18th century, it
+ is interesting to note the omens which unfolded themselves at intervals. A
+ volume might be written upon them. The French Bourbons renewed the picture
+ of that fatal house which in Thebes offered to the Grecian observers the
+ spectacle of dire auguries, emerging from darkness through three
+ generations, <i>ŕ plusieurs reprises</i>. Everybody knows the fatal
+ pollution of the marriage pomps on the reception of Marie Antoinette in
+ Paris; the numbers who perished are still spoken of obscurely as to the
+ amount, and with shuddering awe for the unparalleled horrors standing in
+ the background of the fatal reign&mdash;horrors
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'That hush'd in grim repose, await their evening prey.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But in the life of Goethe is mentioned a still more portentous (though
+ more shadowy) omen in the pictorial decorations of the arras which adorned
+ the pavilion on the French frontier; the first objects which met the
+ Austrian Archduchess on being hailed as Dauphiness, was a succession of
+ the most tragic groups from the most awful section of the Grecian theatre.
+ The next alliance of the same kind between the same great empires, in the
+ persons of Napoleon and the Archduchess Marie Louisa, was overshadowed by
+ the same unhappy omens, and, as we all remember, with the same unhappy
+ results, within a brief period of five years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or, if we should resort to the fixed and monumental rather than to these
+ auguries of great nations&mdash;such, for instance, as were embodied in
+ those <i>Palladia</i>, or protesting talismans, which capital cities,
+ whether Pagan or Christian, glorified through a period of twenty-five
+ hundred years, we shall find a long succession of these enchanted pledges,
+ from the earliest precedent of Troy (whose palladium was undoubtedly a
+ talisman) down to that equally memorable, and bearing the same name, at
+ Western Rome. We may pass, by a vast transition of two and a half
+ millennia, to that great talisman of Constantinople, the triple serpent,
+ (having perhaps an original reference to the Mosaic serpent of the
+ wilderness, which healed the infected by the simple act of looking upon
+ it, as the symbol of the Redeemer, held aloft upon the Cross for the
+ deliverance from moral contagion.) This great consecrated talisman,
+ venerated equally by Christian, by Pagan, and by Mahometan, was struck on
+ the head by Mahomet the Second, on that same day, May 29th of 1453, in
+ which he mastered by storm this glorious city, the bulwark of eastern
+ Christendom, and the immediate rival of his own European throne at
+ Adrianople. But mark the superfetation of omens&mdash;omen supervening
+ upon omen, augury engrafted upon augury. The hour was a sad one for
+ Christianity; just 720 years before the western horn of Islam had been
+ rebutted in France by the Germans, chiefly under Charles Martel. But now
+ it seemed as though another horn, even more vigorous, was preparing to
+ assault Christendom and its hopes from the eastern quarter. At this epoch,
+ in the very hour of triumph, when the last of the Cćsars had glorified his
+ station, and sealed his testimony by martyrdom, the fanatical Sultan,
+ riding to his stirrups in blood, and wielding that iron mace which had
+ been his sole weapon, as well as cognizance, through the battle, advanced
+ to the column, round which the triple serpent roared spirally upwards. He
+ smote the brazen talisman; he shattered one head; he left it mutilated as
+ the record of his great revolution; but crush it, destroy it, he did not&mdash;as
+ a symbol prefiguring the fortunes of Mahometanism, his people noticed,
+ that in the critical hour of fate, which stamped the Sultan's acts with
+ efficacy through ages, he had been prompted by his secret genius only to
+ 'scotch the snake,' not to crush it. Afterwards the fatal hour was gone
+ by; and this imperfect augury has since concurred traditionally with the
+ Mahometan prophecies about the Adrianople gate of Constantinople, to
+ depress the ultimate hopes of Islam in the midst of all its insolence. The
+ very haughtiest of the Mussulmans believe that the gate is already in
+ existence, through which the red Giaours (the <i>Russi</i>) shall pass to
+ the conquest of Stamboul; and that everywhere, in Europe at least, the hat
+ of Frangistan is destined to surmount the turban&mdash;the crescent must
+ go down before the cross.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ COLERIDGE AND OPIUM-EATING.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ What is the deadest of things earthly? It is, says the world, ever forward
+ and rash&mdash;'a door-nail!' But the world is wrong. There is a thing
+ deader than a door-nail, viz., Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I. Dead, more
+ dead, most dead, is Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I.; and this upon more
+ arguments than one. The book has clearly not completed its elementary act
+ of respiration; the <i>systole</i> of Vol. I. is absolutely useless and
+ lost without the <i>diastole</i> of that Vol. II., which is never to
+ exist. That is one argument, and perhaps this second argument is stronger.
+ Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I., deals rashly, unjustly, and almost
+ maliciously, with some of our own particular friends; and yet, until late
+ in this summer, <i>Anno Domini</i> 1844, we&mdash;that is, neither
+ ourselves nor our friends&mdash;ever heard of its existence. Now a sloth,
+ even without the benefit of Mr. Waterton's evidence to his character, will
+ travel faster than that. But malice, which travels fastest of all things,
+ must be dead and cold at starting, when it can thus have lingered in the
+ rear for six years; and therefore, though the world was so far right, that
+ people <i>do</i> say, 'Dead as a door-nail,' yet, henceforward, the
+ weakest of these people will see the propriety of saying&mdash;'Dead as
+ Gillman's Coleridge.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader of experience, on sliding over the surface of this opening
+ paragraph, begins to think there's mischief singing in the upper air. 'No,
+ reader, not at all. We never were cooler in our days. And this we protest,
+ that, were it not for the excellence of the subject, <i>Coleridge and
+ Opium-Eating</i>, Mr. Gillman would have been dismissed by us unnoticed.
+ Indeed, we not only forgive Mr. Gillman, but we have a kindness for him;
+ and on this account, that he was good, he was generous, he was most
+ forbearing, through twenty years, to poor Coleridge, when thrown upon his
+ hospitality. An excellent thing <i>that</i>, Mr. Gillman, till, noticing
+ the theme suggested by this unhappy Vol. I., we are forced at times to
+ notice its author, Nor is this to be regretted. We remember a line of
+ Horace never yet properly translated, viz:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Nec scutica dignum horribili sectere flagello.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The true translation of which, as we assure the unlearned reader, is&mdash;'Nor
+ must you pursue with the horrid knout of Christopher that man who merits
+ only a switching.' Very true. We protest against all attempts to invoke
+ the exterminating knout; for <i>that</i> sends a man to the hospital for
+ two months; but you see that the same judicious poet, who dissuades an
+ appeal to the knout, indirectly recommends the switch, which, indeed, is
+ rather pleasant than otherwise, amiably playful in some of its little
+ caprices, and in its worst, suggesting only a pennyworth of diachylon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We begin by professing, with hearty sincerity, our fervent admiration of
+ the extraordinary man who furnishes the theme for Mr. Gillman's <i>coup-d'essai</i>
+ in biography. He was, in a literary sense, our brother&mdash;for he also
+ was amongst the contributors to <i>Blackwood</i>&mdash;and will, we
+ presume, take his station in that Blackwood gallery of portraits, which,
+ in a century hence, will possess more interest for intellectual Europe
+ than any merely martial series of portraits, or any gallery of statesmen
+ assembled in congress, except as regards one or two leaders; for defunct
+ major-generals, and secondary diplomatists, when their date is past, awake
+ no more emotion than last year's advertisements, or obsolete directories;
+ whereas those who, in a stormy age, have swept the harps of passion, of
+ genial wit, or of the wrestling and gladiatorial reason, become more
+ interesting to men when they can no longer be seen as bodily agents, than
+ even in the middle chorus of that intellectual music over which, living,
+ they presided.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of this great camp Coleridge was a leader, and fought amongst the <i>primipili</i>;
+ yet, comparatively, he is still unknown. Heavy, indeed, are the arrears
+ still due to philosophic curiosity on the real merits, and on the separate
+ merits, of Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Coleridge as a poet&mdash;Coleridge as
+ a philosopher! How extensive are those questions, if those were all! and
+ upon neither question have we yet any investigation&mdash;such as, by
+ compass of views, by research, or even by earnestness of sympathy with the
+ subject, can, or ought to satisfy, a philosophic demand. Blind is that man
+ who can persuade himself that the interest in Coleridge, taken as a total
+ object, is becoming an obsolete interest. We are of opinion that even
+ Milton, now viewed from a distance of two centuries, is still inadequately
+ judged or appreciated in his character of poet, of patriot and partisan,
+ or, finally, in his character of accomplished scholar. But, if so, how
+ much less can it be pretended that satisfaction has been rendered to the
+ claims of Coleridge? for, upon Milton, libraries have been written. There
+ has been time for the malice of men, for the jealousy of men, for the
+ enthusiasm, the scepticism, the adoring admiration of men, to expand
+ themselves! There has been room for a Bentley, for an Addison, for a
+ Johnson, for a wicked Lauder, for an avenging Douglas, for an idolizing
+ Chateaubriand; and yet, after all, little enough has been done towards any
+ comprehensive estimate of the mighty being concerned. Piles of materials
+ have been gathered to the ground; but, for the monument which should have
+ risen from these materials, neither the first stone has been laid, nor has
+ a qualified architect yet presented his credentials. On the other hand,
+ upon Coleridge little, comparatively, has yet been written, whilst the
+ separate characters on which the judgment is awaited, are more by one than
+ those which Milton sustained. Coleridge, also, is a poet; Coleridge, also,
+ was mixed up with the fervent politics of his age&mdash;an age how
+ memorably reflecting the revolutionary agitations of Milton's age.
+ Coleridge, also, was an extensive and brilliant scholar. Whatever might be
+ the separate proportions of the two men in each particular department of
+ the three here noticed, think as the reader will upon that point, sure we
+ are that either subject is ample enough to make a strain upon the amplest
+ faculties. How alarming, therefore, for any <i>honest</i> critic, who
+ should undertake this later subject of Coleridge, to recollect that, after
+ pursuing him through a zodiac of splendors corresponding to those of
+ Milton in kind, however different in degree&mdash;after weighing him as a
+ poet, as a philosophic politician, as a scholar, he will have to wheel
+ after him into another orbit, into the unfathomable <i>nimbus</i> of
+ transcendental metaphysics. Weigh him the critic must in the golden
+ balance of philosophy the most abstruse&mdash;a balance which even itself
+ requires weighing previously, or he will have done nothing that can be
+ received for an estimate of the composite Coleridge. This astonishing man,
+ be it again remembered, besides being an exquisite poet, a profound
+ political speculator, a philosophic student of literature through all its
+ chambers and recesses, was also a circumnavigator on the most pathless
+ waters of scholasticism and metaphysics. He had sounded, without guiding
+ charts, the secret deeps of Proclus and Plotinus; he had laid down buoys
+ on the twilight, or moonlight, ocean of Jacob Boehmen; [Footnote: 'JACOB
+ BOEHMEN.' We ourselves had the honor of presenting to Mr. Coleridge, Law's
+ English version of Jacob&mdash;a set of huge quartos. Some months
+ afterwards we saw this work lying open, and one volume at least
+ overflowing, in parts, with the commentaries and the <i>corollaries</i> of
+ Coleridge. Whither has this work, and so many others swathed about with
+ Coleridge's MS. notes, vanished from the world?] he had cruised over the
+ broad Atlantic of Kant and Schelling, of Fichte and Oken. Where is the man
+ who shall be equal to these things? We at least make no such adventurous
+ effort; or, if ever we should presume to do so, not at present. Here we
+ design only to make a coasting voyage of survey round the headlands and
+ most conspicuous seamarks of our subject, as they are brought forward by
+ Mr. Gillman, or collaterally suggested by our own reflections; and
+ especially we wish to say a word or two on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Naturally the first point to which we direct our attention, is the history
+ and personal relations of Coleridge. Living with Mr. Gillman for nineteen
+ years as a domesticated friend, Coleridge ought to have been known
+ intimately. And it is reasonable to expect, from so much intercourse, some
+ additions to our slender knowledge of Coleridge's adventures, (if we may
+ use so coarse a word,) and of the secret springs at work in those early
+ struggles of Coleridge at Cambridge, London, Bristol, which have been
+ rudely told to the world, and repeatedly told, as showy romances, but
+ never rationally explained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The anecdotes, however, which Mr. Gillman has added to the personal
+ history of Coleridge, are as little advantageous to the effect of his own
+ book as they are to the interest of the memorable character which he seeks
+ to illustrate. Always they are told without grace, and generally are
+ suspicious in their details. Mr. Gillman we believe to be too upright a
+ man for countenancing any untruth. He has been deceived. For example, will
+ any man believe this? A certain 'excellent equestrian' falling in with
+ Coleridge on horseback, thus accosted him&mdash;'Pray, Sir, did you meet a
+ tailor along the road?' '<i>A tailor</i>!' answered Coleridge; '<i>I did
+ meet a person answering such a description, who told me he had dropped his
+ goose; that if I rode a little further I should find it; and I guess he
+ must have meant you.</i>' In Joe Miller this story would read, perhaps,
+ sufferably. Joe has a privilege; and we do not look too narrowly into the
+ mouth of a Joe-Millerism. But Mr. Gillman, writing the life of a
+ philosopher, and no jest-book, is under a different law of decorum. That
+ retort, however, which silences the jester, it may seem, must be a good
+ one. And we are desired to believe that, in this case, the baffled
+ assailant rode off in a spirit of benign candor, saying aloud to himself,
+ like the excellent philosopher that he evidently was, 'Caught a Tartar!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But another story of a sporting baronet, who was besides a Member of
+ Parliament, is much worse, and altogether degrading to Coleridge. This
+ gentleman, by way of showing off before a party of ladies, is represented
+ as insulting Coleridge by putting questions to him on the qualities of his
+ horse, so as to draw the animal's miserable defects into public notice,
+ and then closing his display by demanding what he would take for the horse
+ 'including the rider.' The supposed reply of Coleridge might seem good to
+ those who understand nothing of true dignity; for, as an <i>impromptu</i>,
+ it was smart and even caustic. The baronet, it seems, was reputed to have
+ been bought by the minister; and the reader will at once divine that the
+ retort took advantage of that current belief, so as to throw back the
+ sarcasm, by proclaiming that neither horse nor rider had a price placarded
+ in the market at which any man could become their purchaser. But this was
+ not the temper in which Coleridge either did reply, or could have replied.
+ Coleridge showed, in the <i>spirit</i> of his manner, a profound
+ sensibility to the nature of a gentleman; and he felt too justly what it
+ became a self-respecting person to say, ever to have aped the sort of
+ flashy fencing which might seem fine to a theatrical blood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another story is self-refuted: 'A hired partisan' had come to one of
+ Coleridge's political lectures with the express purpose of bringing the
+ lecturer into trouble; and most preposterously he laid himself open to his
+ own snare by refusing to pay for admission. Spies must be poor artists who
+ proceed thus. Upon which Coleridge remarked&mdash;'That, before the
+ gentleman kicked up a dust, surely he would down with the dust.' So far
+ the story will not do. But what follows is possible enough. The <i>same</i>
+ 'hired' gentleman, by way of giving unity to the tale, is described as
+ having hissed. Upon this a cry arose of 'Turn him out!' But Coleridge
+ interfered to protect him; he insisted on the man's right to hiss if he
+ thought fit; it was legal to hiss; it was natural to hiss; 'for what is to
+ be expected, gentlemen, when the cool waters of reason come in contact
+ with red-hot aristocracy, but a hiss?' <i>Euge!</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst all the anecdotes, however of this splendid man, often trivial,
+ often incoherent, often unauthenticated, there is one which strikes us as
+ both true and interesting; and we are grateful to Mr. Gillman for
+ preserving it. We find it introduced, and partially authenticated, by the
+ following sentence from Coleridge himself:&mdash;'From eight to fourteen I
+ was a playless day-dreamer, a <i>helluo librorum</i>; my appetite for
+ which was indulged by a singular incident. A stranger, who was struck by
+ my conversation, made me free of a circulating library in King's Street,
+ Cheapside.' The more circumstantial explanation of Mr. Gillman is this:
+ `The incident indeed was singular. Going down the Strand, in one of his
+ day-dreams, fancying himself swimming across the Hellespont, thrusting his
+ hands before him as in the act of swimming, his hand came in contact with
+ a gentleman's pocket. The gentleman seized his hand, turning round, and
+ looking at him with some anger&mdash;"What! so young, and yet so wicked?"
+ at the same time accused him of an attempt to pick his pocket. The
+ frightened boy sobbed out his denial of the intention, and explained to
+ him how he thought himself Leander swimming across the Hellespont. The
+ gentleman was so struck and delighted with the novelty of the thing, and
+ with the simplicity and intelligence of the boy, that he subscribed, as
+ before stated, to the library; in consequence of which Coleridge was
+ further enabled to indulge his love of reading.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We fear that this slovenly narrative is the very perfection of bad
+ story-telling. But the story itself is striking, and, by the very oddness
+ of the incidents, not likely to have been invented. The effect, from the
+ position of the two parties&mdash;on the one side, a simple child from
+ Devonshire, dreaming in the Strand that he was swimming over from Sestos
+ to Abydos, and, on the other, the experienced man, dreaming only of this
+ world, its knaves and its thieves, but still kind and generous&mdash;is
+ beautiful and picturesque. <i>Oh! si sic omnia!</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the most interesting to us of the <i>personalities</i> connected with
+ Coleridge are his feuds and his personal dislikes. Incomprehensible to us
+ is the war of extermination which Coleridge made upon the political
+ economists. Did Sir James Steuart, in speaking of vine-dressers, (not <i>as</i>
+ vine-dressers, but generally as cultivators,) tell his readers, that, if
+ such a man simply replaced his own consumption, having no surplus whatever
+ or increment for the public capital, he could not be considered a useful
+ citizen? Not the beast in the Revelation is held up by Coleridge as more
+ hateful to the spirit of truth than the Jacobite baronet. And yet we know
+ of an author&mdash;viz., one S. T. Coleridge&mdash;who repeated that same
+ doctrine without finding any evil in it. Look at the first part of the <i>Wallenstein</i>,
+ where Count Isolani having said, 'Pooh! we are <i>all</i> his subjects,'
+ <i>i. e.</i>, soldiers, (though unproductive laborers,) not less than
+ productive peasants, the emperor's envoy replies&mdash;'Yet with a
+ difference, general;' and the difference implies Sir James's scale, his
+ vine-dresser being the equatorial case between the two extremes of the
+ envoy. Malthus again, in his population-book, contends for a mathematic
+ difference between animal and vegetable life, in respect to the law of
+ increase, as though the first increased by geometrical ratios, the last by
+ arithmetical! No proposition more worthy of laughter; since both, when
+ permitted to expand, increase by geometrical ratios, and the latter by
+ much higher ratios. Whereas, Malthus persuaded himself of his crotchet
+ simply by refusing the requisite condition in the vegetable case, and
+ granting it in the other. If you take a few grains of wheat, and are
+ required to plant all successive generations of their produce in the same
+ flower-pot for ever, of course you neutralize its expansion by your own
+ act of arbitrary limitation. [Footnote: Malthus would have rejoined by
+ saying&mdash;that the flowerpot limitation was the actual limitation of
+ nature in our present circumstances. In America it is otherwise, he would
+ say, but England is the very flowerpot you suppose; she is a flowerpot
+ which cannot be multiplied, and cannot even be enlarged. Very well, so be
+ it (which we say in order to waive irrelevant disputes). But then the true
+ inference will be&mdash;not that vegetable increase proceeds under a
+ different law from that which governs animal increase, but that, through
+ an accident of position, the experiment cannot be tried in England. Surely
+ the levers of Archimedes, with submission to Sir Edward B. Lytton, were
+ not the less levers because he wanted the <i>locum standi</i>. It is
+ proper, by the way, that we should inform the reader of this generation
+ where to look for Coleridge's skirmishings with Malthus. They are to be
+ found chiefly in the late Mr. William Hazlitt's work on that subject: a
+ work which Coleridge so far claimed as to assert that it had been
+ substantially made up from his own conversation.] But so you would do, if
+ you tried the case of <i>animal</i> increase by still exterminating all
+ but one replacing couple of parents. This is not to try, but merely a
+ pretence of trying, one order of powers against another. That was folly.
+ But Coleridge combated this idea in a manner so obscure, that nobody
+ understood it. And leaving these speculative conundrums, in coming to the
+ great practical interests afloat in the Poor Laws, Coleridge did so little
+ real work, that he left, as a <i>res integra</i>, to Dr. Alison, the
+ capital argument that legal and <i>adequate</i> provision for the poor,
+ whether impotent poor or poor accidentally out of work, does not extend
+ pauperism&mdash;no, but is the one great resource for putting it down. Dr.
+ Alison's overwhelming and <i>experimental</i> manifestations of that truth
+ have prostrated Malthus and his generation for ever. This comes of not
+ attending to the Latin maxim&mdash;'<i>Hoc</i> age'&mdash;mind the object
+ before you. Dr. Alison, a wise man, '<i>hoc</i> egit:' Coleridge '<i>aliud</i>
+ egit.' And we see the result. In a case which suited him, by interesting
+ his peculiar feeling, Coleridge could command
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Attention full ten times as much as there needs.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But search documents, value evidence, or thresh out bushels of statistical
+ tables, Coleridge could not, any more than he could ride with Elliot's
+ dragoons.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another instance of Coleridge's inaptitude for such studies as political
+ economy is found in his fancy, by no means 'rich and rare,' but meagre and
+ trite, that taxes can never injure public prosperity by mere excess of
+ quantity; if they injure, we are to conclude that it must be by their
+ quality and mode of operation, or by their false appropriation, (as, for
+ instance, if they are sent out of the country and spent abroad.) Because,
+ says Coleridge, if the taxes are exhaled from the country as vapors, back
+ they come in drenching showers. Twenty pounds ascend in a Scotch mist to
+ the Chancellor of the Exchequer from Leeds; but does it evaporate? Not at
+ all: By return of post down comes an order for twenty pounds' worth of
+ Leeds cloth, on account of Government, seeing that the poor men of the
+ &mdash;&mdash;th regiment want new gaiters. True; but of this return
+ twenty pounds, not more than four will be profit, <i>i.e.</i>, surplus
+ accruing to the public capital; whereas, of the original twenty pounds,
+ every shilling was surplus. The same unsound fancy has been many times
+ brought forward; often in England, often in France. But it is curious,
+ that its first appearance upon any stage was precisely two centuries ago,
+ when as yet political economy slept with the pre-Adamites, viz., in the
+ Long Parliament. In a quarto volume of the debates during 1644-45, printed
+ as an independent work, will be found the same identical doctrine,
+ supported very sonorously by the same little love of an illustration from
+ the see-saw of mist and rain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Political economy was not Coleridge's forte. In politics he was happier.
+ In mere personal politics, he (like every man when reviewed from a station
+ distant by forty years) will often appear to have erred; nay, he will be
+ detected and nailed in error. But this is the necessity of us all. Keen
+ are the refutations of time. And absolute results to posterity are the
+ fatal touchstone of opinions in the past. It is undeniable, besides, that
+ Coleridge had strong personal antipathies, for instance, to Messrs. Pitt
+ and Dundas. Yet <i>why</i>, we never could understand. We once heard him
+ tell a story upon Windermere, to the late Mr. Curwen, then M. P. for
+ Workington, which was meant, apparently, to account for this feeling. The
+ story amounted to this; that, when a freshman at Cambridge, Mr. Pitt had
+ wantonly amused himself at a dinner party in Trinity, in smashing with
+ filberts (discharged in showers like grape-shot) a most costly dessert set
+ of cut glass, from which Samuel Taylor Coleridge argued a principle of
+ destructiveness in his <i>cerebellum</i>. Now, if this dessert set
+ belonged to some poor suffering Trinitarian, and not to himself, we are of
+ opinion that he was faulty, and ought, upon his own great subsequent
+ maxim, to have been coerced into 'indemnity for the past, and security for
+ the future.' But, besides that this glassy <i>mythus</i> belongs to an ćra
+ fifteen years earlier than Coleridge's so as to justify a shadow of
+ scepticism, we really cannot find, in such an <i>escapade</i> under the
+ boiling blood of youth, any sufficient justification of that withering
+ malignity towards the name of Pitt, which runs through Coleridge's famous
+ <i>Fire, Famine, and Slaughter</i>. As this little viperous <i>jeu-d'esprit</i>
+ (published anonymously) subsequently became the subject of a celebrated
+ after-dinner discussion in London, at which Coleridge (<i>comme de raison</i>)
+ was the chief speaker, the reader of this generation may wish to know the
+ question at issue; and in order to judge of <i>that</i>, he must know the
+ outline of this devil's squib. The writer brings upon the scene three
+ pleasant young ladies, viz., Miss Fire, Miss Famine, and Miss Slaughter.
+ 'What are you up to? What's the row?'&mdash;we may suppose to be the
+ introductory question of the poet. And the answer of the ladies makes us
+ aware that they are fresh from larking in Ireland, and in France. A
+ glorious spree they had; lots of fun; and laughter <i>a discretion</i>. At
+ all times <i>gratus puellć risus ab angulo</i>; so that we listen to their
+ little gossip with interest. They had been setting men, it seems, by the
+ ears; and the drollest little atrocities they do certainly report. Not but
+ we have seen better in the Nenagh paper, so far as Ireland is concerned.
+ But the pet little joke was in La Vendee. Miss Famine, who is the girl for
+ our money, raises the question&mdash;whether any of them can tell the name
+ of the leader and prompter to these high jinks of hell&mdash;if so, let
+ her whisper it.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Whisper it, sister, so and so,
+ In a dark hint&mdash;distinct and low.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Upon which the playful Miss Slaughter replies:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Letters <i>four</i> do form his name.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve"> </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And I have drunk the blood since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Good: but the sting of the hornet lies in the conclusion. If this
+ quadriliteral man had done so much for <i>them</i>, (though really, we
+ think, 6s. 8d. might have settled his claim,) what, says Fire, setting her
+ arms a-kimbo, would they do for <i>him</i>? Slaughter replies, rather
+ crustily, that, as far as a good kicking would go&mdash;or (says Famine) a
+ little matter of tearing to pieces by the mob&mdash;they would be glad to
+ take tickets at his benefit. 'How, you bitches!' says Fire, 'is that all?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'I alone am faithful; I
+ <i>Cling to him everlastingly</i>.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The sentiment is diabolical. And the question argued at the London
+ dinner-table was&mdash;Could the writer have been other than a devil? The
+ dinner was at the late excellent Mr. Sotheby's, known advantageously in
+ those days as the translator of Wieland's <i>Oberon</i>. Several of the
+ great guns amongst the literary body were present; in particular, Sir
+ Walter Scott; and he, we believe, with his usual good-nature, took the
+ apologetic side of the dispute. In fact, he was in the secret. Nobody
+ else, barring the author, knew at first whose good name was at stake. The
+ scene must have been high. The company kicked about the poor diabolic
+ writer's head as if it had been a tennis-ball. Coleridge, the yet unknown
+ criminal, absolutely perspired and fumed in pleading for the defendant;
+ the company demurred; the orator grew urgent; wits began to <i>smoke</i>
+ the case, as active verbs; the advocate to <i>smoke</i>, as a neuter verb;
+ the 'fun grew fast and furious;' until at length <i>delinquent arose</i>,
+ burning tears in his eyes, and confessed to an audience, (now bursting
+ with stifled laughter, but whom he supposed to be bursting with fiery
+ indignation,) 'Lo! I am he that wrote it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For our own parts, we side with Coleridge. Malice is not always of the
+ heart. There is a malice of the understanding and the fancy. Neither do we
+ think the worse of a man for having invented the most horrible and
+ old-woman-troubling curse that demons ever listened to. We are too apt to
+ swear horribly ourselves; and often have we frightened the cat, to say
+ nothing of the kettle, by our shocking [far too shocking!] oaths.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were other celebrated men whom Coleridge detested, or seemed to
+ detest&mdash;Paley, Sir Sidney Smith, Lord Hutchinson, (the last Lord
+ Donoughmore,) and Cuvier. To Paley it might seem as if his antipathy had
+ been purely philosophic; but we believe that partly it was personal; and
+ it tallies with this belief, that, in his earliest political tracts,
+ Coleridge charged the archdeacon repeatedly with his own joke, as if it
+ had been a serious saying, viz.&mdash;'That he could not afford to keep a
+ conscience;' such luxuries, like a carriage, for instance, being obviously
+ beyond the finances of poor men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With respect to the philosophic question between the parties, as to the
+ grounds of moral election, we hope it is no treason to suggest that both
+ were perhaps in error. Against Paley, it occurs at once that he himself
+ would not have made consequences the <i>practical</i> test in valuing the
+ morality of an act, since these can very seldom be traced at all up to the
+ final stages, and in the earliest stages are exceedingly different under
+ different circumstances; so that the same act, tried by its consequences,
+ would bear a fluctuating appreciation. This could not have been Paley's <i>revised</i>
+ meaning. Consequently, had he been pressed by opposition, it would have
+ come out, that by <i>test</i> he meant only <i>speculative</i> test: a
+ very harmless doctrine certainly, but useless and impertinent to any
+ purpose of his system. The reader may catch our meaning in the following
+ illustration. It is a matter of general belief, that happiness, upon the
+ whole, follows in a higher degree from constant integrity, than from the
+ closest attention to self-interest. Now happiness is one of those
+ consequences which Paley meant by final or remotest. But we could never
+ use this idea as an exponent of integrity, or interchangeable criterion,
+ because happiness cannot be ascertained or appreciated except upon long
+ tracts of time, whereas the particular act of integrity depends
+ continually upon the election of the moment. No man, therefore, could
+ venture to lay down as a rule, Do what makes you happy; use this as your
+ test of actions, satisfied that in that case always you will do the thing
+ which is right. For he cannot discern independently what <i>will</i> make
+ him happy; and he must decide on the spot. The use of the <i>nexus</i>
+ between morality and happiness must therefore be inverted; it is not
+ practical or prospective, but simply retrospective; and in that form it
+ says no more than the good old rules hallowed in every cottage. But this
+ furnishes no practical guide for moral election which a man had not,
+ before he ever thought of this <i>nexus</i>. In the sense in which it is
+ true, we need not go to the professor's chair for this maxim; in the sense
+ in which it would serve Paley, it is absolutely false.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the other hand, as against Coleridge, it is certain that many acts
+ could be mentioned which are judged to be good or bad only because their
+ consequences are known to be so, whilst the great catholic acts of life
+ are entirely (and, if we may so phrase it, haughtily) independent of
+ consequences. For instance, fidelity to a trust is a law of immutable
+ morality subject to no casuistry whatever. You have been left executor to
+ a friend&mdash;you are to pay over his last legacy to X, though a
+ dissolute scoundrel; and you are to give no shilling of it to the poor
+ brother of X, though a good man, and a wise man, struggling with
+ adversity. You are absolutely excluded from all contemplation of results.
+ It was your deceased friend's right to make the will; it is yours simply
+ to see it executed. Now, in opposition to this primary class of actions
+ stands another, such as the habit of intoxication, which are known to be
+ wrong only by observing the consequences. If drunkenness did not
+ terminate, after some years, in producing bodily weakness, irritability in
+ the temper, and so forth, it would <i>not</i> be a vicious act. And
+ accordingly, if a transcendent motive should arise in favor of
+ drunkenness, as that it would enable you to face a degree of cold, or
+ contagion, else menacing to life, a duty would arise, <i>pro hac vice</i>,
+ of getting drunk. We had an amiable friend who suffered under the
+ infirmity of cowardice; an awful coward he was when sober; but, when very
+ drunk, he had courage enough for the Seven Champions of Christendom,
+ Therefore, in an emergency, where he knew himself suddenly loaded with the
+ responsibility of defending a family, we approved highly of his getting
+ drunk. But to violate a trust could never become right under any change of
+ circumstances. Coleridge, however, altogether overlooked this distinction:
+ which, on the other hand, stirring in Paley's mind, but never brought out
+ to distinct consciousness, nor ever investigated, nor limited, has
+ undermined his system. Perhaps it is not very important how a man <i>theorizes</i>
+ upon morality; happily for us all, God has left no man in such questions
+ practically to the guidance of his understanding; but still, considering
+ that academic bodies <i>are</i> partly instituted for the support of
+ speculative truth as well as truth practical, we must think it a blot upon
+ the splendor of Oxford and Cambridge that both of them, in a Christian
+ land, make Paley the foundation of their ethics; the alternative being
+ Aristotle. And, in our mind, though far inferior as a moralist to the
+ Stoics, Aristotle is often less of a pagan than Paley.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Coleridge's dislike to Sir Sidney Smith and the Egyptian Lord Hutchinson
+ fell under the category of Martial's case.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Non amo te, Sabidi, nec possum dicere quare,
+ Hoc solum novi&mdash;non amo te, Sabidi.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Against Lord Hutchinson, we never heard him plead anything of moment,
+ except that he was finically Frenchified in his diction; of which he gave
+ this instance&mdash;that having occasion to notice a brick wall, (which
+ was literally <i>that</i>, not more and not less,) when reconnoitring the
+ French defences, he called it a <i>revętement</i>. And we ourselves
+ remember his using the French word <i>gloriole</i> rather ostentatiously;
+ that is, when no particular emphasis attached to the case. But every man
+ has his foibles; and few, perhaps, are less conspicuously annoying than
+ this of Lord Hutchinson's. Sir Sidney's crimes were less distinctly
+ revealed to our mind. As to Cuvier, Coleridge's hatred of <i>him</i> was
+ more to our taste; for (though quite unreasonable, we fear) it took the
+ shape of patriotism. He insisted on it, that our British John Hunter was
+ the genuine article, and that Cuvier was a humbug. Now, speaking privately
+ to the public, we cannot go quite so far as <i>that</i>. But, when
+ publicly we address that most respectable character, <i>en grand costume</i>,
+ we always mean to back Coleridge. For we are a horrible John Bull
+ ourselves. As Joseph Hume observes, it makes no difference to us&mdash;right
+ or wrong, black or white&mdash;when our countrymen are concerned. And John
+ Hunter, notwithstanding he had a bee in his bonnet, [Footnote: <i>Vide</i>,
+ in particular, for the most exquisite specimen of pigheadedness that the
+ world can furnish, his perverse evidence on the once famous case at the
+ Warwick assizes, of Captain Donelan for poisoning his brother-in-law, Sir
+ Theodosius Boughton.] was really a great man; though it will not follow
+ that Cuvier must, therefore, have been a little one. We do not pretend to
+ be acquainted with the tenth part of Cuvier's performances; but we suspect
+ that Coleridge's range in that respect was not much greater than our own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Other cases of monomaniac antipathy we might revive from our recollections
+ of Coleridge, had we a sufficient motive. But in compensation, and by way
+ of redressing the balance, he had many strange likings&mdash;equally
+ monomaniac&mdash;and, unaccountably, he chose to exhibit his whimsical
+ partialities by dressing up, as it were, in his own clothes, such a set of
+ scarecrows as eye has not beheld. Heavens! what an ark of unclean beasts
+ would have been Coleridge's private <i>menagerie</i> of departed
+ philosophers, could they all have been trotted out in succession! But did
+ the reader feel them to be the awful bores which, in fact, they were? No;
+ because Coleridge had blown upon these withered anatomies, through the
+ blowpipe of his own creative genius, a stream of gas that swelled the
+ tissue of their antediluvian wrinkles, forced color upon their cheeks, and
+ splendor upon their sodden eyes. Such a process of ventriloquism never <i>has</i>
+ existed. He spoke by their organs. They were the tubes; and he forced
+ through their wooden machinery his own Beethoven harmonies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ First came Dr. Andrew Bell. We knew him. Was he dull? Is a wooden spoon
+ dull? Fishy were his eyes; torpedinous was his manner; and his main idea,
+ out of two which he really had, related to the moon&mdash;from which you
+ infer, perhaps, that he was lunatic. By no means. It was no craze, under
+ the influence of the moon, which possessed him; it was an idea of mere
+ hostility to the moon. The Madras people, like many others, had an idea
+ that she influenced the weather. Subsequently the Herschels, senior and
+ junior, systematized this idea; and then the wrath of Andrew, previously
+ in a crescent state, actually dilated to a plenilunar orb. The
+ Westmoreland people (for at the lakes it was we knew him) expounded his
+ condition to us by saying that he was 'maffled;' which word means
+ 'perplexed in the extreme.' His wrath did not pass into lunacy; it
+ produced simple distraction; an uneasy fumbling with the idea; like that
+ of an old superannuated dog who longs to worry, but cannot for want of
+ teeth. In this condition you will judge that he was rather tedious. And in
+ this condition Coleridge took him up. Andrew's other idea, because he <i>had</i>
+ two, related to education. Perhaps six-sevenths of that also came from
+ Madras. No matter, Coleridge took <i>that</i> up; Southey also; but
+ Southey with his usual temperate fervor. Coleridge, on the other hand,
+ found celestial marvels both in the scheme and in the man. Then commenced
+ the apotheosis of Andrew Bell: and because it happened that his opponent,
+ Lancaster, between ourselves, really <i>had</i> stolen his ideas from
+ Bell, what between the sad wickedness of Lancaster and the celestial
+ transfiguration of Bell, gradually Coleridge heated himself to such an
+ extent, that people, when referring to that subject, asked each other,
+ 'Have you heard Coleridge lecture on <i>Bel and the Dragon</i>?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next man glorified by Coleridge was John Woolman, the Quaker. Him,
+ though we once possessed his works, it cannot be truly affirmed that we
+ ever read. Try to read John, we often did; but read John we did not. This,
+ however, you say, might be our fault, and not John's. Very likely. And we
+ have a notion that now, with our wiser thoughts, we <i>should</i> read
+ John, if he were here on this table. It is certain that he was a good man,
+ and one of the earliest in America, if not in Christendom, who lifted up
+ his hand to protest against the slave-trade. But still, we suspect, that
+ had John been all that Coleridge represented, he would not have repelled
+ us from reading his travels in the fearful way that he did. But, again, we
+ beg pardon, and entreat the earth of Virginia to lie light upon the
+ remains of John Woolman; for he was an Israelite, indeed, in whom there
+ was no guile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The third person raised to divine honors by Coleridge was Bowyer, the
+ master of Christ's Hospital, London&mdash;a man whose name rises into the
+ nostrils of all who knew him with the gracious odor of a tallow-chandler's
+ melting-house upon melting day, and whose memory is embalmed in the hearty
+ detestation of all his pupils. Coleridge describes this man as a profound
+ critic. Our idea of him is different. We are of opinion that Bowyer was
+ the greatest villain of the eighteenth century. We may be wrong; but we
+ cannot be <i>far</i> wrong. Talk of knouting indeed! which we did at the
+ beginning of this paper in the mere playfulness of our hearts&mdash;and
+ which the great master of the knout, Christopher, who visited men's
+ trespasses like the Eumenides, never resorted to but in love for some
+ great idea which had been outraged; why, this man knouted his way through
+ life, from bloody youth up to truculent old age. Grim idol! whose altars
+ reeked with children's blood, and whose dreadful eyes never smiled except
+ as the stern goddess of the Thugs smiles, when the sound of human
+ lamentations inhabits her ears. So much had the monster fed upon this
+ great idea of 'flogging,' and transmuted it into the very nutriment of his
+ heart, that he seems to have conceived the gigantic project of flogging
+ all mankind; nay worse, for Mr. Gillman, on Coleridge's authority, tells
+ us (p. 24) the following anecdote:&mdash;'"<i>Sirrah, I'll flog you</i>,"
+ were words so familiar to him, that on one occasion some <i>female</i>
+ friend of one of the boys,' (who had come on an errand of intercession,)
+ 'still lingering at the door, after having been abruptly told to go,
+ Bowyer exclaimed&mdash;"Bring that woman here, and I'll flog her."'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this horrid incarnation of whips and scourges, Coleridge, in his <i>Biographia
+ Literaria</i>, ascribes ideas upon criticism and taste, which every man
+ will recognise as the intense peculiarities of Coleridge. Could these
+ notions really have belonged to Bowyer, then how do we know but he wrote
+ <i>The Ancient Mariner</i>? Yet, on consideration, no. For even Coleridge
+ admitted that, spite of his fine theorizing upon composition, Mr. Bowyer
+ did not prosper in the practice. Of which he gave us this illustration;
+ and as it is supposed to be the only specimen of the Bowyeriana which now
+ survives in this sublunary world, we are glad to extend its glory. It is
+ the most curious example extant of the melodious in sound:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ ''Twas thou that smooth'd'st the rough-rugg'd bed of pain.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ 'Smooth'd'st!' Would the teeth of a crocodile not splinter under that
+ word? It seems to us as if Mr. Bowyer's verses ought to be boiled before
+ they can be read. And when he says, 'Twas thou, what is the wretch talking
+ to? Can he be apostrophizing the knout? We very much fear it. If so, then,
+ you see (reader!) that, even when incapacitated by illness from operating,
+ he still adores the image of his holy scourge, and invokes it as alone
+ able to smooth 'his rough-rugg'd bed.' Oh, thou infernal Bowyer! upon whom
+ even Trollope (<i>History of Christ's Hospital</i>) charges 'a discipline
+ <i>tinctured</i> with more than due severity;'&mdash;can there be any
+ partners found for thee in a quadrille, except Draco, the bloody lawgiver,
+ Bishop Bonner, and Mrs. Brownrigg?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next pet was Sir Alexander Ball. Concerning Bowyer, Coleridge did not
+ talk much, but chiefly wrote; concerning Bell, he did not write much, but
+ chiefly talked. Concerning Ball, however, he both wrote and talked. It was
+ in vain to muse upon any plan for having Ball blackballed, or for
+ rebelling against Bell. Think of a man, who had fallen into one pit called
+ Bell; secondly, falling into another pit called Ball. This was too much.
+ We were obliged to quote poetry against them:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Letters four do form his name;
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And the nightmare I have felt since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Not that we insinuate any disrespect to Sir Alexander Ball. He was about
+ the foremost, we believe, in all good qualities, amongst Nelson's
+ admirable captains at the Nile. He commanded a seventy-four most
+ effectually in that battle; he governed Malta as well as Sancho governed
+ Barataria; and he was a true practical philosopher&mdash;as, indeed, was
+ Sancho. But still, by all that we could ever learn, Sir Alexander had no
+ taste for the abstract upon any subject; and would have read, as mere
+ delirious wanderings, those philosophic opinions which Coleridge fastened
+ like wings upon his respectable, but astounded, shoulders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We really beg pardon for having laughed a little at these crazes of
+ Coleridge. But laugh we did, of mere necessity, in those days, at Bell and
+ Ball, whenever we did not groan. And, as the same precise alternative
+ offered itself now, viz., that, in recalling the case, we must reverberate
+ either the groaning or the laughter, we presumed the reader would vote for
+ the last. Coleridge, we are well convinced, owed all these wandering and
+ exaggerated estimates of men&mdash;these diseased impulses, that, like the
+ <i>mirage</i>, showed lakes and fountains where in reality there were only
+ arid deserts, to the derangements worked by opium. But now, for the sake
+ of change, let us pass to another topic. Suppose we say a word or two on
+ Coleridge's accomplishments as a scholar. We are not going to enter on so
+ large a field as that of his scholarship in connection with his
+ philosophic labors, scholarship in the result; not this, but scholarship
+ in the means and machinery, range of <i>verbal</i> scholarship, is what we
+ propose for a moment's review.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For instance, what sort of a German scholar was Coleridge? We dare say
+ that, because in his version of the <i>Wallenstein</i> there are some
+ inaccuracies, those who may have noticed them will hold him cheap in this
+ particular pretension. But, to a certain degree, they will be wrong.
+ Coleridge was not <i>very</i> accurate in anything but in the use of
+ logic. All his philological attainments were imperfect. He did not talk
+ German; or so obscurely&mdash;and, if he attempted to speak fast, so
+ erroneously&mdash;that in his second sentence, when conversing with a
+ German lady of rank, he contrived to assure her that in his humble opinion
+ she was a &mdash;&mdash;. Hard it is to fill up the hiatus decorously;
+ but, in fact, the word very coarsely expressed that she was no better than
+ she should be. Which reminds us of a parallel misadventure to a German,
+ whose colloquial English had been equally neglected. Having obtained an
+ interview with an English lady, he opened his business (whatever it might
+ be) thus&mdash;'High-born madam, since your husband have kicked de bucket'&mdash;&mdash;'Sir!'
+ interrupted the lady, astonished and displeased. 'Oh, pardon!&mdash;nine,
+ ten thousand pardon! Now, I make new beginning&mdash;quite oder beginning.
+ Madam, since your husband have cut his stick'&mdash;&mdash;It may be
+ supposed that this did not mend matters; and, reading that in the lady's
+ countenance, the German drew out an octavo dictionary, and said,
+ perspiring with shame at having a second time missed fire,&mdash;'Madam,
+ since your husband have gone to kingdom come'&mdash;&mdash;This he said
+ beseechingly; but the lady was past propitiation by this time, and rapidly
+ moved towards the door. Things had now reached a crisis; and, if something
+ were not done quickly, the game was up. Now, therefore, taking a last
+ hurried look at his dictionary, the German flew after the lady, crying out
+ in a voice of despair&mdash;'Madam, since your husband, your most
+ respected husband, have hopped de twig'&mdash;&mdash;This was his
+ sheet-anchor; and, as this also <i>came home</i>, of course the poor man
+ was totally wrecked. It turned out that the dictionary he had used
+ (Arnold's, we think,)&mdash;a work of a hundred years back, and, from mere
+ ignorance, giving slang translations from Tom Brown, L'Estrange, and other
+ jocular writers&mdash;had put down the verb <i>sterben (to die)</i> with
+ the following worshipful series of equivalents&mdash;1. To kick the
+ bucket; 2. To cut one's stick; 3. To go to kingdom come; 4. To hop the
+ twig.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, though Coleridge did not pretend to any fluent command of
+ conversational German, he read it with great ease. His knowledge of German
+ literature was, indeed, too much limited by his rare opportunities for
+ commanding anything like a well-mounted library. And particularly it
+ surprised us that Coleridge knew little or nothing of John Paul (Richter).
+ But his acquaintance with the German philosophic masters was extensive.
+ And his valuation of many individual German words or phrases was delicate
+ and sometimes profound.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a Grecian, Coleridge must be estimated with a reference to the state
+ and standard of Greek literature at that time and in this country. Porson
+ had not yet raised our ideal. The earliest laurels of Coleridge were
+ gathered, however, in that field. Yet no man will, at this day, pretend
+ that the Greek of his prize ode is sufferable. Neither did Coleridge ever
+ become an accurate Grecian in later times, when better models of
+ scholarship, and better aids to scholarship, had begun to multiply. But
+ still we must assert this point of superiority for Coleridge, that, whilst
+ he never was what may be called a well-mounted scholar in any department
+ of verbal scholarship, he yet displayed sometimes a brilliancy of
+ conjectural sagacity, and a felicity of philosophic investigation, even in
+ this path, such as better scholars do not often attain, and of a kind
+ which cannot be learned from books. But, as respects his accuracy, again
+ we must recall to the reader the state of Greek literature in England
+ during Coleridge's youth; and, in all equity, as a means of placing
+ Coleridge in the balances, specifically we must recall the state of Greek
+ metrical composition at that period.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To measure the condition of Greek literature even in Cambridge, about the
+ initial period of Coleridge, we need only look back to the several
+ translations of Gray's <i>Elegy</i> by three (if not four) of the reverend
+ gentlemen at that time attached to Eton College. Mathias, no very great
+ scholar himself in this particular field, made himself merry, in his <i>Pursuits
+ of Literature</i>, with these Eton translations. In that he was right. But
+ he was <i>not</i> right in praising a contemporary translation by Cook,
+ who (we believe) was the immediate predecessor of Porson in the Greek
+ chair. As a specimen of this translation, [Footnote: It was printed at the
+ end of Aristotle's <i>Poetics</i>, which Dr. Cook edited.] we cite one
+ stanza; and we cannot be supposed to select unfairly, because it is the
+ stanza which Mathias praises in extravagant terms. "Here," says he, "Gray,
+ Cook, and Nature, do seem to contend for the mastery." The English
+ quatrain must be familiar to every body:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ "The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow'r,
+ And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave,
+ Await alike the inevitable hour:
+ The paths of glory lead but to the grave."
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the following, we believe, though quoting from a thirty-three years'
+ recollection of it, is the exact Greek version of Cook:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'A charis eugenon, charis a basilaeidos achas
+ Lora tuchaes chryseaes, Aphroditaes kala ta dora,
+ Paith ama tauta tethiake, kai eiden morsimon amar
+ Proon kle olole, kai ocheto xunon es Adaen.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Now really these verses, by force of a little mosaic tesselation from
+ genuine Greek sources, pass fluently over the tongue; but can they be
+ considered other than a <i>cento</i>? Swarms of English schoolboys, at
+ this day, would not feel very proud to adopt them. In fact, we remember
+ (at a period say twelve years later than this) some iambic verses, which
+ were really composed by a boy, viz., a son of Dr. Prettyman, (afterwards
+ Tomline,) Bishop of Winchester, and, in earlier times, private tutor to
+ Mr. Pitt; they were published by Middleton, first Bishop of Calcutta, in
+ the preface to his work on the Greek article; and for racy idiomatic
+ Greek, self-originated, and not a mere mocking-bird's iteration of alien
+ notes, are so much superior to all the attempts of these sexagenarian
+ doctors, as distinctly to mark the growth of a new era and a new
+ generation in this difficult accomplishment, within the first decennium of
+ this century. It is singular that only one blemish is suggested by any of
+ the contemporary critics in Dr. Cook's verses, viz., in the word <i>xunon</i>,
+ for which this critic proposes to substitute <i>ooinon</i>, to prevent, as
+ he observes, the last syllable of <i>ocheto</i> from being lengthened by
+ the <i>x</i>. Such considerations as these are necessary to the <i>trutinć
+ castigatio</i>, before we can value Coleridge's place on the scale of his
+ own day; which day, <i>quoad hoc</i>, be it remembered, was 1790.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to French, Coleridge read it with too little freedom to find pleasure
+ in French literature. Accordingly, we never recollect his referring for
+ any purpose, either of argument or illustration, to a French classic.
+ Latin, from his regular scholastic training, naturally he read with a
+ scholar's fluency; and indeed, he read constantly in authors, such as
+ Petrarch, Erasmus, Calvin, &amp;c., whom he could not then have found in
+ translations. But Coleridge had not cultivated an acquaintance with the
+ delicacies of classic Latinity. And it is remarkable that Wordsworth,
+ educated most negligently at Hawkshead school, subsequently by reading the
+ lyric poetry of Horace, simply for his own delight as a student of
+ composition, made himself a master of Latinity in its most difficult form;
+ whilst Coleridge, trained regularly in a great Southern school, never
+ carried his Latin to any classical polish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is another accomplishment of Coleridge's, less broadly open to the
+ judgment of this generation, and not at all of the next&mdash;viz., his
+ splendid art of conversation, on which it will be interesting to say a
+ word. Ten years ago, when the music of this rare performance had not yet
+ ceased to vibrate in men's ears, what a sensation was gathering amongst
+ the educated classes on this particular subject! What a tumult of anxiety
+ prevailed to 'hear Mr. Coleridge'&mdash;or even to talk with a man who <i>had</i>
+ heard him! Had he lived till this day, not Paganini would have been so
+ much sought after. That sensation is now decaying; because a new
+ generation has emerged during the ten years since his death. But many
+ still remain whose sympathy (whether of curiosity in those who did <i>not</i>
+ know him, or of admiration in those who <i>did</i>) still reflects as in a
+ mirror the great stir upon this subject which then was moving in the
+ world. To these, if they should inquire for the great distinguishing
+ principle of Coleridge's conversation, we might say that it was the power
+ of vast combination 'in linked sweetness long drawn out.' He gathered into
+ focal concentration the largest body of objects, <i>apparently</i>
+ disconnected, that any man ever yet, by any magic, could assemble, or, <i>having</i>
+ assembled, could manage. His great fault was, that, by not opening
+ sufficient spaces for reply or suggestion, or collateral notice, he not
+ only narrowed his own field, but he grievously injured the final
+ impression. For when men's minds are purely passive, when they are not
+ allowed to re-act, then it is that they collapse most, and that their
+ sense of what is said must ever be feeblest. Doubtless there must have
+ been great conversational masters elsewhere, and at many periods; but in
+ this lay Coleridge's characteristic advantage, that he was a great natural
+ power, and also a great artist. He was a power in the art, and he carried
+ a new art into the power.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But now, finally&mdash;having left ourselves little room for more&mdash;one
+ or two words on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have not often read a sentence falling from a wise man with
+ astonishment so profound, as that particular one in a letter of
+ Coleridge's to Mr. Gillman, which speaks of the effort to wean one's-self
+ from opium as a trivial task. There are, we believe, several such
+ passages. But we refer to that one in particular which assumes that a
+ single 'week' will suffice for the whole process of so mighty a
+ revolution. Is indeed leviathan <i>so</i> tamed? In that case the
+ quarantine of the opium-eater might be finished within Coleridge's time,
+ and with Coleridge's romantic ease. But mark the contradictions of this
+ extraordinary man. Not long ago we were domesticated with a venerable
+ rustic, strong-headed, but incurably obstinate in his prejudices, who
+ treated the whole body of medical men as ignorant pretenders, knowing
+ absolutely nothing of the system which they professed to superintend.
+ This, you will remark, is no very singular case. No; nor, as we believe,
+ is the antagonist case of ascribing to such men magical powers. Nor, what
+ is worse still, the co-existence of both cases in the same mind, as in
+ fact happened here. For this same obstinate friend of ours, who treated
+ all medical pretensions as the mere jest of the universe, every 'third day
+ was exacting from his own medical attendants some exquisite <i>tour-de-force</i>,
+ as that they should know or should do something, which, if they <i>had</i>
+ known or done, all men would have suspected them reasonably of magic. He
+ rated the whole medical body as infants; and yet what he exacted from them
+ every third day as a matter of course, virtually presumed them to be the
+ only giants within the whole range of science. Parallel and equal is the
+ contradiction of Coleridge. He speaks of opium excess, his own excess, we
+ mean&mdash;the excess of twenty-five years&mdash;as a thing to be laid
+ aside easily and for ever within seven days; and yet, on the other hand,
+ he describes it pathetically, sometimes with a frantic pathos, as the
+ scourge, the curse, the one almighty blight which had desolated his life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This shocking contradiction we need not press. All readers will see <i>that</i>.
+ But some will ask&mdash;Was Mr. Coleridge right in either view? Being so
+ atrociously wrong in the first notion, (viz., that the opium of
+ twenty-five years was a thing easily to be forsworn,) where a child could
+ know that he was wrong, was he even altogether right, secondly, in
+ believing that his own life, root and branch, had been withered by opium?
+ For it will not follow, because, with a relation to happiness and
+ tranquillity, a man may have found opium his curse, that therefore, as a
+ creature of energies and great purposes, he must have been the wreck which
+ he seems to suppose. Opium gives and takes away. It defeats the <i>steady</i>
+ habit of exertion, but it creates spasms of irregular exertion; it ruins
+ the natural power of life, but it develops preternatural paroxysms of
+ intermitting power. Let us ask of any man who holds that not Coleridge
+ himself but the world, as interested in Coleridge's usefulness, has
+ suffered by his addiction to opium; whether he is aware of the way in
+ which opium affected Coleridge; and secondly, whether he is aware of the
+ actual contributions to literature&mdash;how large they were&mdash;which
+ Coleridge made <i>in spite</i> of opium. All who were intimate with
+ Coleridge must remember the fits of genial animation which were created
+ continually in his manner and in his buoyancy of thought by a recent or by
+ an <i>extra</i> dose of the omnipotent drug. A lady, who knew nothing
+ experimentally of opium, once told us, that she 'could tell when Mr.
+ Coleridge had taken too much opium by his shining countenance.' She was
+ right; we know that mark of opium excesses well, and the cause of it; or
+ at least we believe the cause to lie in the quickening of the insensible
+ perspiration which accumulates and glistens on the face. Be that as it
+ may, a criterion it was that could not deceive us as to the condition of
+ Coleridge. And uniformly in that condition he made his most effective
+ intellectual displays. It is true that he might not be happy under this
+ fiery animation, and we fully believe that he was not. Nobody is happy
+ under laudanum except for a very short term of years. But in what way did
+ that operate upon his exertions as a writer? We are of opinion that it
+ killed Coleridge as a poet. 'The harp of Quantock' was silenced for ever
+ by the torment of opium. But proportionably it roused and stung by misery
+ his metaphysical instincts into more spasmodic life. Poetry can flourish
+ only in the atmosphere of happiness. But subtle and perplexed
+ investigations of difficult problems are amongst the commonest resources
+ for beguiling the sense of misery. And for this we have the direct
+ authority of Coleridge himself speculating on his own case. In the
+ beautiful though unequal ode entitled <i>Dejection</i>, stanza six, occurs
+ the following passage:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'For not to think of what I needs must feel,
+ But to be still and patient all I can;
+ <i>And haply by abstruse research to steal
+ From my own nature all the natural man</i>&mdash;
+ This was my sole resource, my only plan;
+ Till that, which suits a part, infects the whole,
+ And now is almost grown the habit of my soul.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Considering the exquisite quality of some poems which Coleridge has
+ composed, nobody can grieve (or <i>has</i> grieved) more than ourselves,
+ at seeing so beautiful a fountain choked up with weeds. But had Coleridge
+ been a happier man, it is our fixed belief that we should have had far
+ less of his philosophy, and perhaps, but not certainly, might have had
+ more of his general literature. In the estimate of the public, doubtless,
+ <i>that</i> will seem a bad exchange. Every man to his taste. Meantime,
+ what we wish to show is, that the loss was not absolute, but merely
+ relative.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is urged, however, that, even on his philosophic speculations, opium
+ operated unfavorably in one respect, by often causing him to leave them
+ unfinished. This is true. Whenever Coleridge (being highly charged, or
+ saturated, with opium) had written with distempered vigor upon any
+ question, there occurred soon after a recoil of intense disgust, not from
+ his own paper only, but even from the subject. All opium-eaters are
+ tainted with the infirmity of leaving works unfinished, and suffering
+ reactions of disgust. But Coleridge taxed himself with that infirmity in
+ verse before he could at all have commenced opium-eating. Besides, it is
+ too much assumed by Coleridge and by his biographer, that to leave off
+ opium was of course to regain juvenile health. But all opium-eaters make
+ the mistake of supposing every pain or irritation which they suffer to be
+ the product of opium. Whereas a wise man will say, suppose you <i>do</i>
+ leave off opium, that will not deliver you from the load of years (say
+ sixty-three) which you carry on your back. Charles Lamb, another man of
+ true genius, and another head belonging to the Blackwood Gallery, made
+ that mistake in his <i>Confessions of a Drunkard</i>. 'I looked back,'
+ says he, 'to the time when always, on waking in the morning, I had a song
+ rising to my lips.' At present, it seems, being a drunkard, he has no such
+ song. Ay, dear Lamb, but note this, that the drunkard was fifty-six years
+ old, the songster was twenty-three. Take twenty-three from fifty-six, and
+ we have some reason to believe that thirty-three will remain; which period
+ of thirty-three years is a pretty good reason for not singing in the
+ morning, even if brandy has been out of the question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is singular, as respects Coleridge, that Mr. Gillman never says one
+ word upon the event of the great Highgate experiment for leaving off
+ laudanum, though Coleridge came to Mr. Gillman's for no other purpose; and
+ in a week, this vast creation of new earth, sea, and all that in them is,
+ was to have been accomplished. We <i>rayther</i> think, as Bayley junior
+ observes, that the explosion must have hung fire. But <i>that</i> is a
+ trifle. We have another pleasing hypothesis on the subject. Mr.
+ Wordsworth, in his exquisite lines written on a fly-leaf of his own <i>Castle
+ of Indolence</i>, having described Coleridge as 'a noticeable man with
+ large grey eyes,' goes on to say, 'He' (viz., Coleridge) 'did that other
+ man entice' to view his imagery. Now we are sadly afraid that 'the
+ noticeable man with large grey eyes' did entice 'that other man,' viz.,
+ Gillman, to commence opium-eating. This is droll; and it makes us laugh
+ horribly. Gillman should have reformed <i>him</i>; and lo! <i>he</i>
+ corrupts Gillman. S. T. Coleridge visited Highgate by way of being
+ converted from the heresy of opium; and the issue is&mdash;that, in two
+ months' time, various grave men, amongst whom our friend Gillman marches
+ first in great pomp, are found to have faces shining and glorious as that
+ of AEsculapius; a fact of which we have already explained the secret
+ meaning. And scandal says (but then what will not scandal say?) that a
+ hogshead of opium goes up daily through Highgate tunnel. Surely one
+ corroboration of our hypothesis may be found in the fact, that Vol. I. of
+ Gillman's Coleridge is for ever to stand unpropped by Vol. II. For we have
+ already observed, that opium-eaters, though good fellows upon the whole,
+ never finish anything.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What then? A man has a right never to finish anything. Certainly he has;
+ and by Magna Charta. But he has no right, by Magna Charta or by Parva
+ Charta, to slander decent men, like ourselves and our friend the author of
+ the <i>Opium Confessions</i>. Here it is that our complaint arises against
+ Mr. Gillman. If he has taken to opium-eating, can we help <i>that</i>? If
+ <i>his</i> face shines, must our faces be blackened? He has very
+ improperly published some intemperate passages from Coleridge's letters,
+ which ought to have been considered confidential, unless Coleridge had
+ left them for publication, charging upon the author of the <i>Opium
+ Confessions</i> a reckless disregard of the temptations which, in that
+ work, he was scattering abroad amongst men. Now this author is connected
+ with ourselves, and we cannot neglect his defence, unless in the case that
+ he undertakes it himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We complain, also, that Coleridge raises (and is backed by Mr. Gillman in
+ raising) a distinction perfectly perplexing to us, between himself and the
+ author of the <i>Opium Confessions</i> upon the question&mdash;Why they
+ severally began the practice of opium-eating? In himself, it seems, this
+ motive was to relieve pain, whereas the Confessor was surreptitiously
+ seeking for pleasure. Ay, indeed&mdash;where did he learn <i>that</i>? We
+ have no copy of the <i>Confessions</i> here, so we cannot quote chapter
+ and verse; but we distinctly remember, that toothache is recorded in that
+ book as the particular occasion which first introduced the author to the
+ knowledge of opium. Whether afterwards, having been thus initiated by the
+ demon of pain, the opium confessor did not apply powers thus discovered to
+ purposes of mere pleasure, is a question for himself; and the same
+ question applies with the same cogency to Coleridge. Coleridge began in
+ rheumatic pains. What then? This is no proof that he did not end in
+ voluptuousness. For our parts, we are slow to believe that ever any man
+ did, or could, learn the somewhat awful truth, that in a certain
+ ruby-colored elixir, there lurked a divine power to chase away the genius
+ of ennui, without subsequently abusing this power. To taste but once from
+ the tree of knowledge, is fatal to the subsequent power of abstinence.
+ True it is, that generations have used laudanum as an anodyne, (for
+ instance, hospital patients,) who have not afterwards courted its powers
+ as a voluptuous stimulant; but that, be sure, has arisen from no
+ abstinence in <i>them</i>. There are, in fact, two classes of temperaments
+ as to this terrific drug&mdash;those which are, and those which are not,
+ preconformed to its power; those which genially expand to its temptations,
+ and those which frostily exclude them. Not in the energies of the will,
+ but in the qualities of the nervous organization, lies the dread
+ arbitration of&mdash;Fall or stand: doomed thou art to yield; or,
+ strengthened constitutionally, to resist. Most of those who have but a low
+ sense of the spells lying couchant in opium, have practically none at all.
+ For the initial fascination is for <i>them</i> effectually defeated by the
+ sickness which nature has associated with the first stages of
+ opium-eating. But to that other class, whose nervous sensibilities vibrate
+ to their profoundest depths under the first touch of the angelic poison,
+ even as a lover's ear thrills on hearing unexpectedly the voice of her
+ whom he loves, opium is the Amreeta cup of beatitude. You know the <i>Paradise
+ Lost</i>? and you remember, from the eleventh book, in its earlier part,
+ that laudanum already existed in Eden&mdash;nay, that it was used
+ medicinally by an archangel; for, after Michael had 'purged with euphrasy
+ and rue' the eyes of Adam, lest he should be unequal to the mere <i>sight</i>
+ of the great visions about to unfold their draperies before him, next he
+ fortifies his fleshly spirits against the <i>affliction</i> of these
+ visions, of which visions the first was death. And how?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'He from the well of life three drops instill'd.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What was their operation?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'So deep the power of these ingredients pierced,
+ <i>Even to the inmost seat of mental sight</i>,
+ That Adam, now enforced to close his eyes,
+ Sank down, and all his spirits became entranced.
+ But him the gentle angel by the hand
+ Soon raised'&mdash;&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The second of these lines it is which betrays the presence of laudanum. It
+ is in the faculty of mental vision, it is in the increased power of
+ dealing with the shadowy and the dark, that the characteristic virtue of
+ opium lies. Now, in the original higher sensibility is found some
+ palliation for the <i>practice</i> of opium-eating; in the greater
+ temptation is a greater excuse. And in this faculty of self-revelation is
+ found some palliation for <i>reporting</i> the case to the world, which
+ both Coleridge and his biographer have overlooked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The most remarkable instance of a combined movement in society, which
+ history, perhaps, will be summoned to notice, is that which, in our own
+ days, has applied itself to the abatement of intemperance. Naturally, or
+ by any <i>direct</i> process, the machinery set in motion would seem
+ irrelevant to the object: if one hundred men unite to elevate the standard
+ of temperance, they can do this with effect only by improvements in their
+ own separate cases: each individual, for such an effort of self-conquest,
+ can draw upon no resources but his own. One member in a combination of one
+ hundred, when running a race, can hope for no cooperation from his
+ ninety-nine associates. And yet, by a secondary action, such combinations
+ are found eminently successful. Having obtained from every confederate a
+ pledge, in some shape or other, that he will give them his support,
+ thenceforwards they bring the passions of shame and self-esteem to bear
+ upon each member's personal perseverance. Not only they keep alive and
+ continually refresh in his thoughts the general purpose, which else might
+ fade; but they also point the action of public contempt and of
+ self-contempt at any defaulter much more potently, and with more
+ acknowledged right to do so, when they use this influence under a license,
+ volunteered, and signed, and sealed, by the man's own hand. They first
+ conciliate his countenance through his intellectual perceptions of what is
+ right; and next they sustain it through his conscience, (the strongest of
+ his internal forces,) and even through the weakest of his human
+ sensibilities. That revolution, therefore, which no combination of men can
+ further by abating the original impulse of temptations, they often
+ accomplish happily by maturing the secondary energies of resistance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Already in their earliest stage, these temperance movements had obtained,
+ both at home and abroad, a <i>national</i> range of grandeur. More than
+ ten years ago, when M. de Tocqueville was resident in the United States,
+ the principal American society counted two hundred and seventy thousand
+ members: and in one single state (Pennsylvania) the annual diminution in
+ the use of spirits had very soon reached half a million of gallons. Now a
+ machinery must be so far good which accomplishes its end: the means are
+ meritorious for so much as they effect. Even to strengthen a feeble
+ resolution by the aid of other infirmities, such as shame or the very
+ servility and cowardice of deference to public opinion, becomes prudent
+ and laudable in the service of so great a cause. Nay, sometimes to make
+ public profession of self-distrust by assuming the coercion of public
+ pledges, may become an expression of frank courage, or even of noble
+ principle, not fearing the shame of confession when it can aid the powers
+ of victorious resistance. Yet still, so far as it is possible, every man
+ sighs for a still higher victory over himself: a victory not tainted by
+ bribes, and won from no impulses but those inspired by his own higher
+ nature, and his own mysterious force of will; powers that in no man were
+ fully developed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This being so, it is well that from time to time every man should throw
+ out any hints that have occurred to his experience,&mdash;suggesting such
+ as may be new, renewing such as may be old, towards the encouragement or
+ the information of persons engaged in so great a struggle. My own
+ experience had never travelled in that course which could much instruct me
+ in the miseries from wine, or in the resources for struggling with it. I
+ had repeatedly been obliged indeed to lay it aside altogether; but in this
+ I never found room for more than seven or ten days' struggle: excesses I
+ had never practised in the use of wine; simply the habit of using it, and
+ the collateral habits formed by excessive use of opium, had produced any
+ difficulty at all in resigning it even on an hour's notice. From opium I
+ derive my right of offering hints at all upon the subjects of abstinence
+ in other forms. But the modes of suffering from the evil, and the separate
+ modes of suffering from the effort of self-conquest, together with errors
+ of judgment incident to such states of transitional torment, are all
+ nearly allied, practically analogous as regards the remedies, even if
+ characteristically distinguished to the inner consciousness. I make no
+ scruple, therefore, of speaking as from a station of high experience and
+ of most watchful attention, which never remitted even under sufferings
+ that were at times absolutely frantic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I. The first hint is one that has been often offered; viz., the diminution
+ of the particular liquor used, by the introduction into each glass of some
+ inert substance, ascertained in bulk, and equally increasing in amount
+ from day to day. But this plan has often been intercepted by an accident:
+ shot, or sometimes bullets, were the substances nearest at hand; an
+ objection arose from too scrupulous a caution of chemistry as to the
+ action upon lead of the vinous acid. Yet all objection of this kind might
+ be removed at once, by using beads in a case where small decrements were
+ wanted, and marbles, if it were thought advisable to use larger. Once for
+ all, however, in cases deeply rooted, no advances ought ever to be made
+ but by small stages: for the effect, which is insensible at first, by the
+ tenth, twelfth, or fifteenth day, generally accumulates unendurably under
+ any bolder deductions. I must not stop to illustrate this point; but
+ certain it is, that by an error of this nature at the outset, most natural
+ to human impatience under exquisite suffering, too generally the trial is
+ abruptly brought to an end through the crisis of a passionate relapse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ II. Another object, and one to which the gladiator matched in single duel
+ with intemperance, must direct a religious vigilance, is the <i>digestibility</i>
+ of his food: it must be digestible not only by its original qualities, but
+ also by its culinary preparation. In this last point we are all of us
+ Manichćans: all of us yield a cordial assent to that Manichćan proverb,
+ which refers the meats and the cooks of this world to two opposite
+ fountains of light and of darkness. Oromasdes it is, or the good
+ principle, that sends the food; Ahrimanes, or the evil principle, that
+ everywhere sends the cooks. Man has been repeatedly described or even
+ defined, as by differential privilege of his nature, 'A cooking animal.'
+ Brutes, it is said, have faces,&mdash;man only has a countenance; brutes
+ are as well able to eat as man,&mdash;man only is able to cook what he
+ eats. Such are the romances of self-flattery. I, on the contrary,
+ maintain, that six thousand years have not availed, in this point, to
+ raise our race generally to the level of ingenious savages. The natives of
+ the Society and the Friendly Isles, or of New Zealand, and other favored
+ spots, had, and still have, an <i>art</i> of cookery, though very limited
+ in its range: the French [Footnote: But judge not, reader, of French skill
+ by the attempts of fourth-rate artists; and understand me to speak with
+ respect of this skill, not as it is the tool of luxury, but as it is the
+ handmaid of health.] have an art, and more extensive; but we English are
+ about upon a level (as regards this science) with the ape, to whom an
+ instinct whispers that chestnuts may be roasted; or with the aboriginal
+ Chinese of Charles Lamb's story, to whom the experience of many centuries
+ had revealed thus much, viz., that a dish very much beyond the raw flesh
+ of their ancestors, might be had by burning down the family mansion, and
+ thus roasting the pig-stye. Rudest of barbarous devices is English
+ cookery, and not much in advance of this primitive Chinese step; a fact
+ which it would not be worth while to lament, were it not for the sake of
+ the poor trembling deserter from the banners of intoxication, who is thus,
+ and by no other cause, so often thrown back beneath the yoke which he had
+ abjured. Past counting are the victims of alcohol, that, having by vast
+ efforts emancipated themselves for a season, are violently forced into
+ relapsing by the nervous irritations of demoniac cookery. Unhappily for <i>them</i>,
+ the horrors of indigestion are relieved for the moment, however ultimately
+ strengthened, by strong liquors; the relief is immediate, and cannot fail
+ to be perceived; but the aggravation, being removed to a distance, is not
+ always referred to its proper cause. This is the capital rock and
+ stumbling-block in the path of him who is hurrying back to the camps of
+ temperance; and many a reader is likely to misapprehend the case through
+ the habit he has acquired of supposing indigestion to lurk chiefly amongst
+ <i>luxurious</i> dishes. But, on the contrary, it is amongst the plainest,
+ simplest, and commonest dishes that such misery lurks, in England. Let us
+ glance at three articles of diet, beyond all comparison of most ordinary
+ occurrence, viz., potatoes, bread, and butcher's meat. The art of
+ preparing potatoes for <i>human</i> use is utterly unknown, except in
+ certain provinces of our empire, and amongst certain sections of the
+ laboring class. In our great cities,&mdash;London, Edinburgh, &amp;c.&mdash;the
+ sort of things which you see offered at table under the name and
+ reputation of potatoes, are such that, if you could suppose the company to
+ be composed of Centaurs and Lapithć, or any other quarrelsome people, it
+ would become necessary for the police to interfere. The potato of cities
+ is a very dangerous missile; and, if thrown with an accurate aim by an
+ angry hand, will fracture any known skull. In volume and consistency, it
+ is very like a paving-stone; only that, I should say, the paving-stone had
+ the advantage in point of tenderness. And upon this horrid basis, which
+ youthful ostriches would repent of swallowing, the trembling, palpitating
+ invalid, fresh from the scourging of alcohol, is requested to build the
+ superstructure of his dinner. The proverb says, that three flittings are
+ as bad as a fire; and on that model I conceive that three potatoes, as
+ they are found at many British dinner-tables, would be equal, in principle
+ of ruin, to two glasses of vitriol. The same savage ignorance appears, and
+ only not so often, in the bread of this island. Myriads of families eat it
+ in that early stage of sponge which bread assumes during the process of
+ baking; but less than sixty hours will not fit this dangerous article of
+ human diet to be eaten. And those who are acquainted with the works of
+ Parmentier, or other learned investigators of bread and of the baker's
+ art, must be aware that this quality of sponginess (though quite equal to
+ the ruin of the digestive organs) is but one in a legion of vices to which
+ the article is liable. A German of much research wrote a book on the
+ conceivable faults in a pair of shoes, which he found to be about six
+ hundred and sixty-six, many of them, as he observed, requiring a very
+ delicate process of study to find out; whereas the possible faults in
+ bread, which are not less in number, require no study at all for the
+ defection; they publish themselves through all varieties of misery. But
+ the perfection of barbarism, as regards our island cookery, is reserved
+ for animal food; and the two poles of Oromasdes and Ahrimanes are nowhere
+ so conspicuously exhibited. Our insular sheep, for instance, are so far
+ superior to any which the continent produces, that the present Prussian
+ minister at our court is in the habit of questioning a man's right to talk
+ of mutton as anything beyond a great idea, unless he can prove a residence
+ in Great Britain. One sole case he cites of a dinner on the Elbe, when a
+ particular leg of mutton really struck him as rivalling any which he had
+ known in England. The mystery seemed inexplicable; but, upon inquiry, it
+ turned out to be an importation from Leith. Yet this incomparable article,
+ to produce which the skill of the feeder must co-operate with the peculiar
+ bounty of nature, calls forth the most dangerous refinements of barbarism
+ in its cookery. A Frenchman requires, as the primary qualification of
+ flesh meat, that it should be tender. We English universally, but
+ especially the Scots, treat that quality with indifference, or with bare
+ toleration. What we require is, that it should be fresh, that is, recently
+ killed, (in which state it cannot be digestible except by a crocodile;)
+ and we present it at table in a transition state of leather, demanding the
+ teeth of a tiger to rend it in pieces, and the stomach of a tiger to
+ digest it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these habits amongst our countrymen, exemplified daily in the
+ articles of widest use, it is evident that the sufferer from intemperance
+ has a harder quarantine, in this island, to support during the effort of
+ restoration, than he could have anywhere else in Christendom. In Persia,
+ and, perhaps, there only on this terraqueous planet, matters might be even
+ worse: for, whilst we English neglect the machinery of digestion, as a
+ matter entitled to little consideration, the people of Teheran seem
+ unaware that there <i>is</i> any such machinery. So, at least, one might
+ presume, from cases on record, and especially from the reckless folly,
+ under severe illness, from indigestion, of the three Persian princes, who
+ visited this country, as stated by their official <i>mehmander</i>, Mr.
+ Fraser. With us, the excess of ignorance, upon this subject, betrays
+ itself oftenest in that vain-glorious answer made by the people, who at
+ any time are admonished of the sufferings which they are preparing for
+ themselves by these outrages upon the most delicate of human organs. They,
+ for <i>their</i> parts, 'know not if they <i>have</i> a stomach; they know
+ not what it is that dyspepsy means;' forgetting that, in thus vaunting
+ their <i>strength</i> of stomach, they are, at the same time, proclaiming
+ its coarseness; and showing themselves unaware that precisely those, whom
+ such coarseness of organization reprieves from immediate and seasonable
+ reaction of suffering, are the favorite subjects of that heavier reaction
+ which takes the shape of <i>delirium tremens</i>, of palsy, and of lunacy.
+ It is but a fanciful advantage which <i>they</i> enjoy, for whom the
+ immediate impunity avails only to hide the final horrors which are
+ gathering upon them from the gloomy rear. Better, by far, that more of
+ immediate discomfort had guaranteed to them less of reversionary anguish.
+ It may be safely asserted, that few, indeed, are the suicides amongst us
+ to which the miseries of indigestion have not been a large concurring
+ cause; and even where nothing so dreadful as <i>that</i> occurs, always
+ these miseries are the chief hinderance of the self-reforming drunkard,
+ and the commonest cause of his relapse. It is certain, also, that
+ misanthropic gloom and bad temper besiege that class, by preference, to
+ whom peculiar coarseness or obtuse sensibility of organization has denied
+ the salutary warnings and early prelibations of punishment which, happily
+ for most men, besiege the more direct and obvious frailties of the
+ digestive apparatus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The whole process and elaborate machinery of digestion are felt to be mean
+ and humiliating when viewed in relation to our mere animal economy. But
+ they rise into dignity, and assert their own supreme importance, when they
+ arc studied from another station, viz., in relation to the intellect and
+ temper; no man dares, <i>then</i>, to despise them: it is then seen that
+ these functions of the human system form the essential basis upon which
+ the strength and health of our higher nature repose; and that upon these
+ functions, chiefly, the general happiness of life is dependent. All the
+ rules of prudence, or gifts of experience that life can accumulate, will
+ never do as much for human comfort and welfare as would be done by a
+ stricter attention, and a wiser science, directed to the digestive system;
+ in this attention lies the key to any perfect restoration for the victim
+ of intemperance: and, considering the peculiar hostility to the digestive
+ health which exists in the dietetic habits of our own country, it may be
+ feared that nowhere upon earth has the reclaimed martyr to intemperance so
+ difficult a combat to sustain; nowhere, therefore, is it so important to
+ direct the attention upon an <i>artificial</i> culture of those resources
+ which naturally, and by the established habits of the land, are surest to
+ be neglected. The sheet anchor for the storm-beaten sufferer, who is
+ laboring to recover a haven of rest from the agonies of intemperance, and
+ who has had the fortitude to abjure the poison which ruined, but which
+ also, for brief intervals, offered him his only consolation, lies, beyond
+ all doubt, in a most anxious regard to everything connected with this
+ supreme function of our animal economy. And, as few men that are not
+ regularly trained to medical studies can have the complex knowledge
+ requisite for such a duty, some printed guide should be sought of a
+ regular professional order. Twenty years ago, Dr. Wilson Philip published
+ a valuable book of this class, which united a wide range of practical
+ directions as to the choice of diet, and as to the qualities and
+ tendencies of all esculent articles likely to be found at British tables,
+ with some ingenious speculations upon the still mysterious theory of
+ digestion. These were derived from experiments made upon rabbits, and had
+ originally been communicated by him to the Royal Society of London, who
+ judged them worthy of publication in their Transactions. I notice them
+ chiefly for the sake of remarking, that the rationale of digestion, as
+ here suggested, explains the reason of a fact, which merely <i>as</i> a
+ fact, had not been known until modern times, viz., the injuriousness to
+ enfeebled stomachs of all fluid. Fifty years ago&mdash;and still lingering
+ inveterately amongst nurses, and other ignorant persons&mdash;there
+ prevailed a notion that 'slops' must be the proper resource of the
+ valetudinarian; and the same erroneous notion appears in the common
+ expression of ignorant wonder at the sort of breakfasts usual amongst
+ women of rank in the times of Queen Elizabeth. 'What robust stomachs they
+ must have had, to support such solid meals!' As to the question of fact,
+ whether the stomachs were more or less robust in those days than at the
+ present, there is no need to offer an opinion. But the question of
+ principle concerned in scientific dietetics points in the very opposite
+ direction. By how much the organs of digestion are feebler, by so much is
+ it the more indispensable that solid food and animal food should be
+ adopted. A robust stomach may be equal to the trying task of supporting a
+ fluid, such as tea for breakfast; but for a feeble stomach, and still more
+ for a stomach <i>enfeebled</i> by bad habits, broiled beef, or something
+ equally solid and animal, but not too much subjected to the action of
+ fire, is the only tolerable diet. This, indeed, is the one capital rule
+ for a sufferer from habitual intoxication, who must inevitably labor under
+ an impaired digestion; that as little as possible he should use of any
+ liquid diet, and as little as possible of vegetable diet. Beef, and a
+ little bread, (at the least sixty hours old,) compose the privileged bill
+ of fare for his breakfast. But precisely it is, by the way, in relation to
+ this earliest meal, that human folly has in one or two instances shown
+ itself most ruinously inventive. The less variety there is at that meal,
+ the more is the danger from any single luxury; and there is one, known by
+ the name of 'muffins,' which has repeatedly manifested itself to be a
+ plain and direct bounty upon suicide. Darwin, in his 'Zoonomia,' reports a
+ case where an officer, holding the rank of lieutenant-colonel, could not
+ tolerate a breakfast in which this odious article was wanting; but, as a
+ savage retribution invariably supervened within an hour or two upon this
+ act of insane sensuality, he came to a resolution that life was
+ intolerable <i>with</i> muffins, but still more intolerable <i>without</i>
+ muffins. He would stand the nuisance no longer; but yet, being a just man,
+ he would give nature one final chance of reforming her dyspeptic
+ atrocities. Muffins, therefore, being laid at one angle of the
+ breakfast-table, and loaded pistols at another, with rigid equity the
+ Colonel awaited the result. This was naturally pretty much as usual: and
+ then, the poor man, incapable of retreating from his word of honor,
+ committed suicide,&mdash;having previously left a line for posterity to
+ the effect (though I forget the expression), 'That a muffinless world was
+ no world for him: better no life at all than a life dismantled of
+ muffins.'&mdash;Dr. Darwin was a showy philosopher, and fond of producing
+ effect, so that some allowance must be made in construing the affair.
+ Strictly speaking, it is probable that not the especial want of muffins,
+ but the general torment of indigestion, was the curse from which the
+ unhappy sufferer sought relief by suicide. And the Colonel was not the
+ first by many a million, that has fled from the very same form of
+ wretchedness, or from its effects upon the genial spirits, to the same
+ gloomy refuge. It should never be forgotten that, although some other more
+ overt vexation is generally assigned as the proximate cause of suicide,
+ and often may be so as regards the immediate occasion, too generally this
+ vexation borrowed its whole power to annoy, from the habitual atmosphere
+ of irritation in which the system had been kept by indigestion. So that
+ indirectly, and virtually, perhaps, all suicides may be traced to
+ mismanaged digestion. Meantime, in alluding at all to so dreadful a
+ subject as suicide, I do so only by way of giving deeper effect to the
+ opinion expressed above, upon the chief cause of relapse into habits of
+ intemperance amongst those who have once accomplished their deliverance.
+ Errors of digestion, either from impaired powers, or from powers not so
+ much enfeebled as deranged, is the one immeasurable source both of disease
+ and of secret wretchedness to the human race. Life is laid waste by the
+ eternal fretting of the vital forces, emanating from this one cause. And
+ it may well be conceived, that if cases so endless, even of suicide, in
+ every generation, are virtually traceable to this main root, much more
+ must it be able to shake and undermine the yet palpitating frame of the
+ poor fugitive from intemperance; since indigestion in every mode and
+ variety of its changes irresistibly upholds the temptation to that form of
+ excitement which, though one foremost cause of indigestion, is yet
+ unhappily its sole immediate palliation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ III. Next, after the most vigorous attention, and a scientific attention
+ to the digestive system, in power of operation, stands <i>exercise</i>.
+ Here, however, most people have their own separate habits, with respect to
+ the time of exercise, the duration, and the particular mode, on which a
+ stranger cannot venture to intrude with his advice. Some will not endure
+ the steady patience required for walking exercise; many benefit most by
+ riding on horseback; and in days when roads were more rugged, and the
+ springs of carriages less improved, I have known people who found most
+ advantage in the vibrations communicated to the frame by a heavy rumbling
+ carriage. For myself, under the ravages of opium, I have found walking the
+ most beneficial exercise; besides that, it requires no previous notice or
+ preparation of any kind; and this is a capital advantage in a state of
+ drooping energies, or of impatient and unresting agitation. I may mention,
+ as possibly an accident of my individual temperament, but possibly, also,
+ no accident at all, that the relief obtained by walking was always most
+ sensibly brought home to my consciousness, when some part of it (at least
+ a mile and a half) has been performed before breakfast. In this there soon
+ ceased to be any difficulty; for, whilst under the full oppression of
+ opium, it was impossible for me to rise at any hour that could, by the
+ most indulgent courtesy, be described as within the pale of morning, no
+ sooner had there been established any considerable relief from this
+ oppression, than the tendency was in the opposite direction; the
+ difficulty became continually greater of sleeping even to a reasonable
+ hour. Having once accomplished the feat of walking at nine A. M., I
+ backed, in a space of seven or eight months, to eight o'clock, to seven,
+ to six, five, four, three; until at this point a metaphysical fear fell
+ upon me that I was actually backing into 'yesterday,' and should soon have
+ no sleep at all. Below three, however, I did not descend; and, for a
+ couple of years, three and a half hours' sleep was all that I could obtain
+ in the twenty-four hours. From this no particular suffering arose, except
+ the nervous impatience of lying in bed for one moment after awaking.
+ Consequently, the habit of walking before breakfast became at length
+ troublesome no longer as a most odious duty, but, on the contrary, as a
+ temptation that could hardly be resisted on the wettest mornings. As to
+ the quantity of the exercise, I found that six miles a day formed the <i>minimum</i>
+ which would support permanently a particular standard of animal spirits,
+ evidenced to myself by certain apparent symptoms. I averaged about nine
+ and a half miles a day; but ascended on particular days to fifteen or
+ sixteen, and more rarely to twenty-three or twenty-four; a quantity which
+ did not produce fatigue, on the contrary it spread a sense of improvement
+ through almost the whole week that followed; but usually, in the night
+ immediately succeeding to such an exertion, I lost much of my sleep; a
+ privation that, under the circumstances explained, deterred me from trying
+ the experiment too often. For one or two years, I accomplished more than I
+ have here claimed, viz., from six to seven thousand miles in the twelve
+ months. Let me add to this slight abstract of my own experience, in a
+ point where it is really difficult to offer any useful advice, (the tastes
+ and habits of men varying so much in this chapter of exercise,) that one
+ caution seems applicable to the case of all persons suffering from nervous
+ irritability, viz., that a secluded space should be measured off
+ accurately, in some private grounds not liable to the interruption or
+ notice of chance intruders; for these annoyances are unendurable to the
+ restless invalid; to be questioned upon trivial things is death to him;
+ and the perpetual anticipation of such annoyances is little less
+ distressing. Some plan must also be adopted for registering the number of
+ rounds performed. I once walked for eighteen months in a circuit so
+ confined that forty revolutions were needed to complete a mile. These I
+ counted, at one time, by a rosary of beads; every tenth round being marked
+ by drawing a blue bead, the other nine by drawing white beads. But this
+ plan, I found in practice, more troublesome and inaccurate than that of
+ using ten detached counters, stones, or anything else that was large
+ enough and solid. These were applied to the separate bars of a garden
+ chair; the first bar indicating of itself the first decade, the second bar
+ the second decade, and so on. In fact, I used the chair in some measure as
+ a Roman abacus, but on a still simpler plan; and as the chair offered
+ sixteen bars, it followed, that on covering the last bar of the series
+ with the ten markers, I perceived without any trouble of calculation the
+ accomplishment of my fourth mile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A necessity, more painful to me by far than that of taking continued
+ exercise, arose out of a cause which applies, perhaps, with the same
+ intensity only to opium cases, but must also apply in some degree to all
+ cases of debilitation from morbid stimulation of the nerves, whether by
+ means of wine, or opium, or distilled liquors. In travelling on the
+ outside of mails, during my youthful days, for I could not endure the
+ inside, occasionally, during the night-time, I suffered naturally from
+ cold: no cloaks, &amp;c. were always sufficient to relieve this; and I
+ then made the discovery that opium, after an hour or so, diffuses a warmth
+ deeper and far more permanent than could be had from any other known
+ source. I mention this, to explain, in some measure, the awful passion of
+ cold which for some years haunted the inverse process of laying aside the
+ opium. It was a perfect frenzy of misery; cold was a sensation which then
+ first, as a mode of torment, seemed to have been revealed. In the months
+ of July and August, and not at all the less during the very middle watch
+ of the day, I sate in the closest proximity to a blazing fire; cloaks,
+ blankets, counterpanes, hearthrugs, horse-cloths, were piled upon my
+ shoulders, but with hardly a glimmering of relief. At night, and after
+ taking coffee, I felt a little warmer, and could sometimes afford to smile
+ at the resemblance of my own case to that of Harry Gill. [Footnote: 'Harry
+ Gill:'&mdash;Many readers, in this generation, may not be aware of this
+ ballad as one amongst the early poems of Wordsworth. Thirty or forty years
+ ago, it was the object of some insipid ridicule, which ought, perhaps, in
+ another place, to be noticed. And, doubtless, this ridicule was heightened
+ by the false impression that the story had been some old woman's
+ superstitious fiction, meant to illustrate a supernatural judgment on
+ hard-heartedness. But the story was a physiologic fact; and, originally,
+ it had been brought forward in a philosophic work, by Darwin, who had the
+ reputation of an irreligious man, and even of an infidel. A bold
+ freethinker he certainly was: a Deist, and, by public repute, something
+ more.] But, secretly, I was struck with awe at the revelation of powers so
+ unsearchably new, lurking within old affections so familiarly known as
+ cold. Upon the analogy of this case, it might be thought that nothing
+ whatever had yet been truly and seriously felt by man; nothing searched or
+ probed by human sensibilities, to a depth below the surface. If cold could
+ give out mysteries of suffering so novel, all things in the world might be
+ yet unvisited by the truth of human sensations. All experience, worthy of
+ the name, was yet to begin. Meantime, the external phenomenon, by which
+ the cold expressed itself, was a sense (but with little reality) of
+ eternal freezing perspiration. From this I was never free; and at length,
+ from finding one general ablution sufficient for one day, I was thrown
+ upon the irritating necessity of repeating it more frequently than would
+ seem credible, if stated. At this time, I used always hot water; and a
+ thought occurred to me very seriously that it would be best to live
+ constantly, and, perhaps, to sleep in a bath. What caused me to renounce
+ this plan, was an accident that compelled me for one day to use cold
+ water. This, first of all, communicated any lasting warmth; so that ever
+ afterwards I used none <i>but</i> cold water. Now, to live in a <i>cold</i>
+ bath, in our climate, and in my own state of preternatural sensibility to
+ cold, was not an idea to dally with. I wish to mention, however, for the
+ information of other sufferers in the same way, one change in the mode of
+ applying the water, which led to a considerable and a sudden improvement
+ in the condition of my feelings. I had endeavored to procure a child's
+ battledore, as an easy means (when clothed with sponge) of reaching the
+ interspace between the shoulders; which interspace, by the way, is a sort
+ of Bokhara, so provokingly situated, that it will neither suffer itself to
+ be reached from the north, in which direction even the Czar, with his long
+ arms, has only singed his own fingers, and lost six thousand camels; nor
+ at all better from the south, upon which line of approach the greatest
+ potentate in Southern Asia, viz., No.&mdash;, in Leadenhall Street, has
+ found it the best policy to pocket the little Khan's murderous defiances
+ and persevering insults. There is no battledore long enough to reach him
+ in either way. In my own difficulty, I felt almost as perplexed as the
+ Honorable East India Company, when I found that no battledore was to be
+ had; for no town was near at hand. In default of a battledore, therefore,
+ my necessity threw my experiment upon a long hair-brush; and this,
+ eventually, proved of much greater service than any sponge or any
+ battledore; for, the friction of the brush caused an irritation on the
+ surface of the skin, which, more than anything else, has gradually
+ diminished the once continual misery of unrelenting frost; although even
+ yet it renews itself most distressingly at uncertain intervals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ IV. I counsel the patient not to make the mistake of supposing that his
+ amendment will necessarily proceed continuously, or by equal increments;
+ because this, which is a common notion, will certainly lead to dangerous
+ disappointments. How frequently I have heard people encouraging a
+ self-reformer by such language as this:&mdash;'When you have got over the
+ fourth day of abstinence, which suppose to be Sunday, then Monday will
+ find you a trifle better; Tuesday better still,&mdash;though still it
+ should be only by a trifle; and so on. You may, at least, rely on never
+ going back; you may assure yourself of having seen the worst; and the
+ positive improvements, if trifles separately, must soon gather into a
+ sensible magnitude.' This may be true in a case of short standing: but, as
+ a general rule, it is perilously delusive. On the contrary, the line of
+ progress, if exhibited in a geometrical construction, would describe an
+ ascending path upon the whole, but with frequent retrocessions into
+ descending curves, which, compared with the point of ascent that had been
+ previously gained and so vexatiously interrupted, would sometimes seem
+ deeper than the original point of starting. This mortifying tendency I can
+ report from experience many times repeated with regard to opium; and so
+ unaccountably, as regarded all the previous grounds of expectation, that I
+ am compelled to suppose it a tendency inherent in the very nature of all
+ self-restorations for animal systems. They move perhaps necessarily <i>per
+ saltum</i>, by, intermitting spasms, and pulsations of unequal energy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ V. I counsel the patient frequently to call back before his thoughts&mdash;when
+ suffering sorrowful collapses, that seem unmerited by anything done or
+ neglected&mdash;that such, and far worse, perhaps, must have been his
+ experience, and with no reversion of hope behind, had he persisted in his
+ intemperate indulgencies; <i>these</i> also suffer their own collapses,
+ and (so far as things not co-present can be compared) by many degrees more
+ shocking to the genial instincts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ VI. I exhort him to believe, that no movement on his own part, not the
+ smallest conceivable, towards the restoration of his healthy state, can by
+ possibility perish. Nothing in this direction is finally lost; but often
+ it disappears and hides itself; suddenly, however, to reappear, and in
+ unexpected strength, and much more hopefully; because such minute elements
+ of improvement, by reappearing at a remoter stage, show themselves to have
+ combined with other elements of the same kind: so that equally by their
+ gathering tendency and their duration through intervals of apparent
+ darkness, and below the current of what seemed absolute interruption, they
+ argue themselves to be settled in the system. There is no good gift that
+ does not come from God: almost his greatest is health, with the peace
+ which it inherits; and man must reap <i>this</i> on the same terms as he
+ was told to reap God's earliest gift, the fruits of the earth, viz.: 'in
+ the sweat of his brow,' through labor, often through sorrow, through
+ disappointment, but still through imperishable perseverance, and hoping
+ under clouds, when all hope seems darkened.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ VII. It is difficult, in selecting from many memoranda of warning and
+ encouragement, to know which to prefer when the space disposable is
+ limited. But it seems to me important not to omit this particular caution:
+ The patient will be naturally anxious, as he goes on, frequently to test
+ the amount of his advance, and its rate, if that were possible. But this
+ he will see no mode of doing, except through tentative balancings of his
+ feelings, and generally of the moral atmosphere around him, as to pleasure
+ and hope, against the corresponding states, so far as he can recall them
+ from his periods of intemperance. But these comparisons, I warn him, are
+ fallacious, when made in this way; the two states are incommensurable on
+ any plan of <i>direct</i> comparison. Some common measure must be found,
+ and, <i>out of himself</i>; some positive fact, that will not bend to his
+ own delusive feeling at the moment; as, for instance, in what degree he
+ finds tolerable what heretofore was <i>not</i> so&mdash;the effort of
+ writing letters, or transacting business, or undertaking a journey, or
+ overtaking the arrears of labor, that had been once thrown off to a
+ distance. If in these things he finds himself improved, by tests that
+ cannot be disputed, he may safely disregard any sceptical whispers from a
+ wayward sensibility which cannot yet, perhaps, have recovered its normal
+ health, however much improved. His inner feelings may not yet point
+ steadily to the truth, though they may vibrate in that direction. Besides,
+ it is certain that sometimes very manifest advances, such as any medical
+ man would perceive at a glance, carry a man through stages of agitation
+ and discomfort. A far worse condition might happen to be less agitated,
+ and so far more bearable. Now, when a man is positively suffering
+ discomfort, when he is below the line of pleasurable feeling, he is no
+ proper judge of his own condition, which he neither will nor can
+ appreciate. Tooth-ache extorts more groans than dropsy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ VIII. Another important caution is, not to confound with the effects of
+ intemperance any other natural effects of debility from advanced years.
+ Many a man, having begun to be intemperate at thirty, enters at sixty or
+ upwards upon a career of self-restoration. And by self-restoration he
+ understands a renewal of that state in which he was when first swerving
+ from temperance. But that state, for his memory, is coincident with his
+ state of youth. The two states are coadunated. In his recollections they
+ are intertwisted too closely. But life, without any intemperance at all,
+ would soon have untwisted them. Charles Lamb, for instance, at forty-five,
+ and Coleridge at sixty, measured their several conditions by such tests as
+ the loss of all disposition to involuntary murmuring of musical airs or
+ fragments when rising from bed. Once they had sung when rising in the
+ morning light; now they sang no more. The <i>vocal</i> utterance of joy,
+ for <i>them</i>, was silenced for ever. But these are amongst the changes
+ that life, stern power, inflicts at any rate; these would have happened,
+ and above all, to men worn by the unequal irritations of too much
+ thinking, and by those modes of care
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ That kill the bloom before its time,
+ And blanch without the owner's crime
+ The most resplendent hair,
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ not at all the less had the one drunk no brandy, nor the other any
+ laudanum. A man must submit to the conditions of humanity, and not quarrel
+ with a cure as incomplete, because in his climacteric year of sixty-three,
+ he cannot recover, entirely, the vivacities of thirty-five. If, by dipping
+ seven times in Jordan, he had cleansed his whole leprosy of intemperance;
+ if, by going down into Bethesda, he were able to mount again upon the
+ pinions of his youth,&mdash;even then he might querulously say,&mdash;'But,
+ after all these marvels in my favor, I suppose that one of these fine
+ mornings I, like other people, shall have to bespeak a coffin.' Why, yes,
+ undoubtedly he will, or somebody <i>for</i> him. But privileges so
+ especial were not promised even by the mysterious waters of Palestine. Die
+ he must. And counsels tendered to the intemperate do not hope to
+ accomplish what might have been beyond the baths of Jordan or Bethesda.
+ They do enough, if, being executed by efforts in the spirit of earnest
+ sincerity, they make a life of <i>growing</i> misery moderately happy for
+ the patient; and, through that great change, perhaps, more than moderately
+ useful for others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ IX. One final remark I will make:&mdash;pointed to the case, not of the
+ yet struggling patient, but of him who is fully re-established; and the
+ more so, because I (who am no hypocrite, but, rather, frank to an
+ infirmity) acknowledge, in myself, the trembling tendency at intervals,
+ which would, if permitted, sweep round into currents that might be hard to
+ overrule. After the absolute restoration to health, a man is very apt to
+ say,&mdash;'Now, then, how shall I use my health? To what delightful
+ purpose shall I apply it? Surely it is idle to carry a fine jewel in one's
+ watch-pocket, and never to astonish the weak minds of this world, by
+ wearing it and flashing it in their eyes.' 'But how?' retorts his
+ philosophic friend; 'my good fellow, are you not using it at this moment?
+ Breathing, for instance, talking to me, (though rather absurdly,) and
+ airing your legs at a glowing fire?' 'Why, yes,' the other confesses,
+ 'that is all true; but I am dull; and, if you will pardon my rudeness,
+ even in spite of your too philosophic presence. It is painful to say so,
+ but sincerely, if I had the power, at this moment, to turn you, by magic,
+ into a bottle of old port wine, so corrupt is my nature, that really I
+ fear lest the exchange might, for the moment, strike me as agreeable.'
+ Such a mood, I apprehend, is apt to revolve upon many of us, at intervals,
+ however firmly married to temperance. And the propensity to it has a root
+ in certain analogies running through our nature. If the reader will permit
+ me for a moment the use of what, without such an apology, might seem
+ pedantic, I would call it the instinct of <i>focalizing</i>, which prompts
+ such random desires. Feeling is diffused over the whole surface of the
+ body; but light is focalized in the eye; sound in the ear. The
+ organization of a sense or a pleasure seems diluted and imperfect, unless
+ it is gathered by some machinery into one focus, or local centre. And thus
+ it is that a general state of pleasurable feeling sometimes seems too
+ superficially diffused, and one has a craving to intensify or brighten it
+ by concentration through some sufficient stimulant. I, for my part, have
+ tried every thing in this world except '<i>bang</i>,' which, I believe, is
+ obtained from hemp. There are other preparations of hemp which have been
+ found to give great relief from <i>ennui</i>; not ropes, but something
+ lately introduced, which acts upon the system as the laughing gas (nitrous
+ oxide) acts at times. One farmer in Mid-Lothian was mentioned to me, eight
+ months ago, as having taken it, and ever since annoyed his neighbors by
+ immoderate fits of laughter; so that in January it was agreed to present
+ him to the sheriff as a nuisance. But, for some reason, the plan was laid
+ aside; and now, eight months later, I hear that the farmer is laughing
+ more rapturously than ever, continues in the happiest frame of mind, the
+ kindest of creatures, and the general torment of his neighborhood. Now, I
+ confess to having had a lurking interest in this extract of hemp, when
+ first I heard of it: and at intervals a desire will continue to make
+ itself felt for some deeper compression or centralization of the genial
+ feelings than ordinary life affords. But old things will not avail, and
+ new things I am now able to resist. Still, as the occasional craving does
+ really arise in most men, it is well to notice it; and chiefly for the
+ purpose of saying, that this dangerous feeling wears off by degrees; and
+ oftentimes for long periods it intermits so entirely as to be even
+ displaced by a profound disgust to all modes of artificial stimulation. At
+ those times I have remarked that the pleasurable condition of health does
+ <i>not</i> seem weakened by its want of centralization. It seems to form a
+ thousand centres. This it is well to know; because there are many who
+ would resist effectually, if they were aware of any natural change going
+ on silently in favor of their own efforts, such as would finally ratify
+ the success. Towards such a result they would gladly contribute by waiting
+ and forbearing; whilst, under despondency as to this result, they might
+ more easily yield to some chance temptation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finally, there is something to interest us in the <i>time</i> at which
+ this temperance movement has begun to stir. Let me close with a slight
+ notice of what chiefly impresses myself in the relation between this time
+ and the other circumstances of the case. In reviewing history, we may see
+ something more than mere convenience in distributing it into three
+ chambers; ancient history, ending in the space between the Western Empire
+ falling and Mahomet arising; modern history, from that time to this; and a
+ new modern history arising at present, or from the French Revolution. Two
+ great races of men, our own in a two-headed form&mdash;British and
+ American, and secondly, the Russian, are those which, like rising deluges,
+ already reveal their mission to overflow the earth. Both these races,
+ partly through climate, or through derivation of blood, and partly through
+ the contagion of habits inevitable to brothers of the same nation, are
+ tainted carnally with the appetite for brandy, for slings, for juleps. And
+ no fire racing through the forests of Nova Scotia for three hundred miles
+ in the direction of some doomed city, ever moved so fiercely as the
+ infection of habits amongst the dense and fiery populations of republican
+ North America.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it is remarkable, that the whole <i>ancient</i> system of
+ civilization, all the miracles of Greece and Rome, Persia and Egypt, moved
+ by the machinery of races that were <i>not</i> tainted with any such
+ popular <i>marasmus</i>. The taste was slightly sowed, as an <i>artificial</i>
+ taste, amongst luxurious individuals, but never ran through the laboring
+ classes, through armies, through cities The blood and the climate forbade
+ it. In this earliest era of history, all the great races, consequently all
+ the great empires, threw themselves, by accumulation, upon the genial
+ climates of the south,&mdash;having, in fact, the magnificent lake of the
+ Mediterranean for their general centre of evolutions. Round this lake, in
+ a zone of varying depth, towered the whole grandeurs of the Pagan earth.
+ But, in such climates, man is naturally temperate. He is so by physical
+ coercion, and for the necessities of rest and coolness. The Spaniard, the
+ Moor, or the Arab, has no merit in his temperance. The effort, for <i>him</i>,
+ would be to form the taste for alcohol. He has a vast foreground of
+ disgust to traverse before he can reach a taste so remote and alien. No
+ need for resistance in his will where nature resists on his behalf.
+ Sherbet, shaddocks, grapes, these were innocent applications to thirst.
+ And the great republic of antiquity said to her legionary sons:&mdash;'Soldier,
+ if you thirst, there is the river;&mdash;Nile, suppose, or Ebro. Better
+ drink there cannot be. Of this you may take "at discretion." Or, if you
+ wait till the <i>impedimenta</i> come up, you may draw your ration of <i>Posca</i>'
+ What was <i>posca</i>? It was, in fact, acidulated water; three parts of
+ superfine water to one part of the very best vinegar. Nothing stronger did
+ Rome, that awful mother, allow to her dearest children, <i>i. e.</i>, her
+ legions. Truest of blessings, that veiling itself in seeming sternness,
+ drove away the wicked phantoms that haunt the couches of yet greater
+ nations. 'The blessings of the evil genii,' says an Eastern proverb,
+ 'these are curses.' And the stern refusals of wisely loving mothers,&mdash;these
+ are the mightiest of gifts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, on the other hand, our northern climates have universally the taste,
+ latent if not developed, for powerful liquors. And through their blood, as
+ also through the natural tendency of the imitative principle amongst
+ compatriots, from these high latitudes the greatest of our modern nations
+ propagate the contagion to their brothers, though colonizing warm
+ climates. And it is remarkable that our modern preparations of liquors,
+ even when harmless in their earliest stages, are fitted, like
+ stepping-stones, for making the transition to higher stages that are <i>not</i>
+ harmless. The weakest preparations from malt, lead, by graduated steps, to
+ the strongest; until we arrive at the intoxicating porter of London,
+ which, under its local name (so insidiously delusive) of '<i>beer</i>,'
+ diffuses the most extensive ravages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Under these marked circumstances of difference between the ruling races of
+ antiquity and of our modern times, it now happens that the greatest era by
+ far of human expansion is opening upon us. Two vast movements are hurrying
+ into action by velocities continually accelerated&mdash;the great
+ revolutionary movement from political causes concurring with the great
+ physical movement in locomotion and social intercourse, from the gigantic
+ (though still infant) powers of steam. No such Titan resources for
+ modifying each other were ever before dreamed of by nations: and the next
+ hundred years will have changed the face of the world. At the opening of
+ such a crisis, had no third movement arisen of resistance to intemperate
+ habits, there would have been ground for despondency as to the
+ amelioration of the human race. But, as the case stands, the new principle
+ of resistance nationally to bad habits, has arisen almost concurrently
+ with the new powers of national intercourse; and henceforward by a change
+ equally sudden and unlooked for, that new machinery, which would else most
+ surely have multiplied the ruins of intoxication, has become the strongest
+ agency for hastening its extirpation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ON WAR.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Few people need to be told&mdash;that associations exist up and down
+ Christendom, having the ambitious object of abolishing war. Some go so far
+ as to believe that this evil of war, so ubiquitous, so ancient and
+ apparently so inalienable from man's position upon earth, is already
+ doomed; that not the private associations only, but the prevailing voice
+ of races the most highly civilized, may be looked on as tending to
+ confederation against it; that sentence of extermination has virtually
+ gone forth, and that all which remains is gradually to execute that
+ sentence. Conscientiously I find myself unable to join in these views. The
+ project seems to me the most romantic of all romances in the course of
+ publication. Consequently, when asked to become a member in any such
+ association, I have always thought it most respectful, because most
+ sincere, to decline. Yet, as it is painful to refuse all marks of sympathy
+ with persons whose motives one honors, I design at my death to bequeath
+ half-a-crown to the chief association for extinguishing war; the said
+ half-crown to be improved in all time coming for the benefit of the
+ association, under the trusteeship of Europe, Asia, and America, but not
+ of Africa. I really dare not trust Africa with money, she is not able as
+ yet to take care of herself. This half-crown, a fund that will overshadow
+ the earth before it comes to be wanted under the provisions of my will, is
+ to be improved at any interest whatever&mdash;no matter what; for the vast
+ period of the accumulations will easily make good any tardiness of
+ advance, long before the time comes for its commencing payment; a point
+ which will be soon understood from the following explanation, by any
+ gentleman that hopes to draw upon it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is in Ceylon a granite <i>cippus</i>, or monumental pillar, of
+ immemorial antiquity; and to this pillar a remarkable legend is attached.
+ The pillar measures six feet by six, <i>i. e.</i> thirty-six square feet,
+ on the flat tablet of its horizontal surface; and in height several <i>riyanas</i>,
+ (which arc Ceylonese cubits of eighteen inches each,) but of these cubits,
+ there are either eight or twelve; excuse me for having forgotten which. At
+ first, perhaps, you will be angry, viz., when you hear that this simple
+ difference of four cubits, or six feet, measures a difference for your
+ expectations, whether you count your expectations in kicks or halfpence,
+ that absolutely strikes horror into arithmetic. The singularity of the
+ case is, that the very solemnity of the legend and the wealth of the human
+ race in time, depend upon the cubical contents of the monument, so that a
+ loss of one granite chip is a loss of a frightful infinity; yet, again,
+ for that very reason, the loss of all <i>but</i> a chip, leaves behind
+ riches so appallingly too rich, that everybody is careless about the four
+ cubits. Enough is as good as a feast. Two bottomless abysses take as much
+ time for the diver as ten; and five eternities are as frightful to look
+ down as four-and-twenty. In the Ceylon legend all turns upon the
+ inexhaustible series of ages which this pillar guarantees. But, as one
+ inexhaustible is quite enough for one race of men, and you are sure of
+ more by ineffable excess than you can use in any private consumption of
+ your own, you become generous; 'and between friends,' you say, in
+ accepting my apologies for the doubtful error as to the four cubits, 'what
+ signifies an infinity more or less?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For the Ceylonese legend is this, that once in every hundred years an
+ angel visits this granite pillar. He is dressed in a robe of white muslin,
+ muslin of that kind which the Romans called <i>aura textilis</i>&mdash;woven,
+ as might seem, from zephyrs or from pulses of the air, such in its
+ transparency, such in its gossamer lightness. Does the angel touch the
+ pillar with his foot? Oh no! Even <i>that</i> would be something, but even
+ <i>that</i> is not allowed. In his soundless flight across it, he suffers
+ the hem of his impalpable robe to sweep the surface as softly as a
+ moon-beam. So much and no more of pollution he endures from contact with
+ earthly objects. The lowest extremity of his dress, but with the delicacy
+ of light, grazes the granite surface. And <i>that</i> is all the attrition
+ which the sacred granite receives in the course of any one century, and
+ this is all the progress which we, the poor children of earth, in any one
+ century make towards the exhaustion of our earthly imprisonment. But,
+ argues the subtle legend, even <i>that</i> attrition, when weighed in
+ metaphysical scales, cannot be denied its value; it has detached from the
+ pillar an atom (no matter that it is an invisible atom) of granite dust,
+ the ratio of which atom to a grain avoirdupois, if expressed as a fraction
+ of unity, would by its denominator stretch from the Accountant-General's
+ office in London to the Milky Way. Now the total mass of the granite
+ represents, on this scheme of payment, the total funded debt of man's race
+ to Father Time and earthly corruption; all this intolerable score, chalked
+ up to our debit, we by ourselves and our representatives have to rub off,
+ before the granite will be rubbed away by the muslin robe of the proud
+ flying angel, (who, if he were a good fellow, might just as well give a
+ sly kick with his heel to the granite,) before time will be at an end, and
+ the burden of flesh accomplished. But you hear it expressed in terms that
+ will astonish Baron Rothschild, what is the progress in liquidation which
+ we make for each particular century. A billion of centuries pays off a
+ quantity equal to a pinch of snuff. Despair seizes a man in contemplating
+ a single <i>coupon</i>, no bigger than a visiting card, of such a stock as
+ this; and behold we have to keep on paying away until the total granite is
+ reduced to a level with a grain of mustard-seed. But when that is
+ accomplished, thank heaven, our last generation of descendants will be
+ entitled to leave at Master Time's door a visiting card, which the meagre
+ shadow cannot refuse to take, though he will sicken at seeing it; viz., a
+ P. P. C. card, upon seeing which, the old thief is bound to give receipt
+ in full for all debts and pretended arrears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader perhaps knows of debts on both sides the Atlantic that have no
+ great prospect of being paid off sooner than this in Ceylon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And naturally, to match this order of debts, moving off so slowly, there
+ are funds that accumulate as slowly. My own funded half-crown is an
+ illustration. The half-crown will travel in the inverse order of the
+ granite pillar. The pillar and the half-crown move upon opposite tacks;
+ and there <i>is</i> a point of time (which it is for Algebra to
+ investigate) when they will cross each other in the exact moment of their
+ several bisections&mdash;my aspiring half-crown tending gradually towards
+ the fixed stars, so that perhaps it might be right to make the man in the
+ moon trustee for that part of the accumulations which rises above the
+ optics of sublunary bankers; whilst the Ceylon pillar is constantly
+ unweaving its own granite texture, and dwindling earthwards. It is
+ probable that each of the parties will have reached its consummation about
+ the same time. What is to be done with the mustard-seed, Ceylon has
+ forgotten to say. But what is to be done with the half-crown and its
+ surplus, nobody can doubt after reading my last will and testament. After
+ reciting a few inconsiderable legacies to the three continents, and to the
+ man in the moon, for any trouble they may have had in managing the
+ hyperbolical accumulations, I go on to observe, that, when war is reported
+ to have taken itself off for ever, 'and no mistake,' (because I foresee
+ many false alarms of a perpetual peace,) a variety of inconveniences will
+ arise to all branches of the United Service, including the Horse Marines.
+ Clearly there can be no more half-pay; and even more clearly, there is an
+ end to full-pay. Pensions are at an end for 'good service.' Allowances for
+ wounds cannot be thought of, when all wounds shall have ceased except
+ those from female eyes&mdash;for which the Horse Guards is too little
+ advanced in civilization to make any allowance at all. Bargains there will
+ be no more amongst auctions of old Government stores. Birmingham will be
+ ruined, or so much of it as depended on rifles. And the great Scotch works
+ on the river Carron will be hungering for beef, so far as Carron depended
+ for beef upon carronades. Other arrears of evil will stretch after the
+ extinction of war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now upon my half-crown fund (which will be equal to anything by the time
+ it is wanted) I charge once and for ever the general relief of all these
+ arrears&mdash;of the poverty, the loss, the bankruptcy, arising by reason
+ of this <i>quietus</i> of final extinction applied to war. I charge the
+ fund with a perpetual allowance of half-pay to all the armies of earth; or
+ indeed, whilst my hand is in, I charge it with <i>full</i> pay. And I
+ strictly enjoin upon my trustees and executors, but especially upon the
+ man in the moon, if his unsocial lip has left him one spark of gentlemanly
+ feeling, that he and they shall construe all claims liberally; nay, with
+ that riotous liberality which is safe and becoming, when applied to a fund
+ so inexhaustible. Yes, reader, my fund will be inexhaustible, because the
+ period of its growth will be measured by the concurrent deposition of the
+ Ceylon mustard-seed from the everlasting pillar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet why, or on what principle? It is because I see, or imagine that I see,
+ a twofold necessity for war&mdash;necessity in two different senses&mdash;1st,
+ a physical necessity arising out of man's nature when combined with man's
+ situation; a necessity under which war may be regarded, if you please, as
+ a nuisance, but as a nuisance inalienable from circumstances essential to
+ human frailty. 2dly, a moral necessity connected with benefits of
+ compensation, such as continually lurk in evils acknowledged to be such&mdash;a
+ necessity under which it becomes lawful to say, that war <i>ought</i> to
+ exist as a balance to opposite tendencies of a still more evil character.
+ War is the mother of wrong and spoliation: war is a scourge of God&mdash;granted;
+ but, like other scourges in the divine economy, war purifies and redeems
+ itself in its character of a counterforce to greater evils that could not
+ otherwise be intercepted or redressed. In two different meanings we say
+ that a thing is necessary; either in that case where it is inexorably
+ forced on by some sad overruling principle which it is vain to fight
+ against, though all good men mourn over its existence and view it as an
+ unconditional evil; or secondly, in that case, where an instrument of
+ sorrowful consequences to man is nevertheless invoked and postulated by
+ man's highest moral interests, is nevertheless clamorously indicated as a
+ blessing when looked at in relation to some antagonist cause of evil for
+ which it offers the one only remedy or principle of palliation. The very
+ evil and woe of man's condition upon earth may be oftentimes detected in
+ the necessity of looking to some other woe as the pledge of its
+ purification; so that what separately would have been hateful for itself,
+ passes mysteriously into an object of toleration, of hope, or even of
+ prayer, as a counter-venom to the taint of some more mortal poison.
+ Poverty, for instance, is in both senses necessary for man. It is
+ necessary in the same sense as thirst is necessary (<i>i. e.</i>
+ inevitable) in a fever&mdash;necessary as one corollary amongst many
+ others, from the eternal hollowness of all human efforts for organizing
+ any perfect model of society&mdash;a corollary which, how gladly would all
+ of us unite to cancel, but which our hearts suggest, which Scripture
+ solemnly proclaims, to be ineradicable from the land. In this sense,
+ poverty is a necessity over which we <i>mourn</i>,&mdash;as one of the
+ dark phases that sadden the vision of human life. But far differently, and
+ with a stern gratitude, we recognize another mode of necessity for this
+ gloomy distinction&mdash;a call for poverty, when seen in relation to the
+ manifold agencies by which it developes human energies, in relation to the
+ trials by which it searches the power of patience and religion, in
+ relation to the struggles by which it evokes the nobilities of fortitude;
+ or again, amongst those who are not sharers in these trials and struggles,
+ but sympathizing spectators, in relation to the stimulation by which it
+ quickens wisdom that watches over the causes of this evil, or by which it
+ vivifies the spirit of love that labors for its mitigation. War stands, or
+ seems to stand, upon the same double basis of necessity; a primary
+ necessity that belongs to our human degradations, a secondary one that
+ towers by means of its moral relations into the region of our impassioned
+ exaltations. The two propositions on which I take my stand are these. <i>First</i>,
+ that there are nowhere latent in society any powers by which it can
+ effectually operate on war for its extermination. The machinery is not
+ there. The game is not within the compass of the cards. <i>Secondly</i>,
+ that this defect of power is, though sincerely I grieve in avowing such a
+ sentiment, and perhaps (if an infirm reader had his eye upon me) I might
+ seem, in sympathy with his weakness, to blush&mdash;not a curse, no not at
+ all, but on the whole a blessing from century to century, if it is an
+ inconvenience from year to year. The Abolition Committees, it is to be
+ feared, will be very angry at both propositions. Yet, Gentlemen, hear me&mdash;strike,
+ but hear me. I believe that's a sort of plagiarism from Themistocles. But
+ never mind. I have as good a right to the words, until translated back
+ into Greek, as that most classical of yellow admirals. '<i>Pereant qui
+ ante nos nostra dixerunt!</i>'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first proposition is, that war <i>cannot</i> be abolished. The second,
+ and more offensive&mdash;that war ought not to be abolished. First,
+ therefore, concerning the first. One at a time. Sufficient for the page is
+ the evil thereof! How came it into any man's heart, first of all, to
+ conceive so audacious an idea as that of a conspiracy against war? Whence
+ could he draw any vapor of hope to sustain his preliminary steps? And in
+ framing his plot, which way did he set his face to look out for
+ accomplices? Revolving this question in times past, I came to the
+ conclusion&mdash;that, perhaps, this colossal project of a war against
+ war, had been first put in motion under a misconception (natural enough,
+ and countenanced by innumerable books) as to the true historical origin of
+ wars in many notorious instances. If these had arisen on trivial impulses,
+ a trivial resistance might have intercepted them. If a man has once
+ persuaded himself, that long, costly, and bloody wars had arisen upon a
+ point of ceremony, upon a personal pique, upon a hasty word, upon some
+ explosion of momentary caprice; it is a natural inference, that strength
+ of national will and public combinations for resistance, supposing such
+ forces to have been trained, organized, and, from the circumstances of the
+ particular nation, to be permanently disposable for action, might prove
+ redundantly effective, when pointed against a few personal authors of war,
+ so presumably weak, and so flexible to any stern counter-volition as those
+ <i>must</i> be supposed, whose wars argued so much of vicious levity. The
+ inference is unexceptionable: it is the premises that are unsound.
+ Anecdotes of war as having emanated from a lady's tea-table or toilette,
+ would authorize such inference as to the facilities of controlling them.
+ But the anecdotes themselves are false, or false substantially. <i>All</i>
+ anecdotes, I fear, are false. I am sorry to say so, but my duty to the
+ reader extorts from me the disagreeable confession, as upon a matter
+ specially investigated by myself, that all dealers in anecdotes are
+ tainted with mendacity. Where is the Scotchman, said Dr. Johnson, who does
+ not prefer Scotland to truth? but, however this may be, rarer than such a
+ Scotchman, rarer than the phoenix, is that virtuous man, a monster he is,
+ nay, he is an impossible man, who will consent to lose a prosperous
+ anecdote on the consideration that it happens to be a lie. All history,
+ therefore, being built partly, and some of it altogether, upon anecdotage,
+ must be a tissue of lies. Such, for the most part, is the history of
+ Suetonius, who may be esteemed the father of anecdotage; and being such,
+ he (and not Herodotus) should have been honored with the title, <i>Father
+ of Lies</i>. Such is the Augustan history, which is all that remains of
+ the Roman empire; such is the vast series of French memoirs, now
+ stretching through more than three entire centuries. Are these works,
+ then, to be held cheap, because their truths to their falsehoods are in
+ the ratio of one to five hundred? On the contrary, they are better, and
+ more to be esteemed on that account; because, <i>now</i> they are
+ admirable reading on a winter's night; whereas, written on the principle
+ of sticking to the truth, they would have been as dull as ditch water.
+ Generally, therefore, the dealers in anecdotage are to be viewed with
+ admiration, as patriotic citizens, willing to sacrifice their own
+ characters, lest their countrymen should find themselves short of
+ amusement. I esteem them as equal to Codrus, Timoleon, William Tell, or to
+ Milton, as regards the liberty of unlicensed printing. And I object to
+ them only in the exceptional case of their being cited as authorities for
+ an inference, or as vouchers for a fact. Universally, it may be received
+ as a rule of unlimited application,&mdash;that when an anecdote involves a
+ stinging repartee, or collision of ideas, fancifully and brilliantly
+ related to each other by resemblance or contrast, then you may challenge
+ it as false to a certainty. One illustration of which is&mdash;that pretty
+ nearly every memorable <i>propos</i>, or pointed repartee, or striking <i>mot</i>,
+ circulating at this moment in Paris or London, as the undoubted property
+ of Talleyrand, (that eminent knave,) was ascribed at Vienna, ninety years
+ ago, to the Prince de Ligne, and thirty years previously, to Voltaire, and
+ so on, regressively, to many other wits (knaves or not); until, at length,
+ if you persist in backing far enough, you find yourself amongst Pagans,
+ with the very same repartee, &amp;c., doing duty in pretty good Greek;
+ [Footnote: This is <i>literally</i> true, more frequently than would be
+ supposed. For instance, a jest often ascribed to Voltaire, and of late
+ pointedly reclaimed for him by Lord Brougham, as being one that he (Lord
+ B.) could swear to for <i>his</i>, so characteristic seemed the impression
+ of Voltaire's mind upon the <i>tournure</i> of the sarcasm, unhappily for
+ this waste of sagacity, may be found recorded by Fabricius in the <i>Bibliotheca
+ Grćca</i>, as the jest of a Greek who has been dead for about seventeen
+ centuries. The man certainly <i>did</i> utter the jest; and 1750 years
+ ago. But who it was that he stole it from is another question. To all
+ appearance, and according to Lord Brougham's opinion, the party robbed
+ must have been M. de Voltaire. I notice the case, however, of the Greek
+ thefts and frauds committed upon so many of our excellent wits belonging
+ to the 18th and 19th centuries, chiefly with a view to M. de Talleyrand&mdash;that
+ rather middling bishop, but very eminent knave. He also has been
+ extensively robbed by the Greeks of the 2d and 3d centuries. How else can
+ you account for so many of his sayings being found amongst <i>their</i>
+ pages? A thing you may ascertain in a moment, at any police office, by
+ having the Greeks searched: for surely you would never think of searching
+ a bishop. Most of the Talleyrand jewels will be found concealed amongst
+ the goods of these unprincipled Greeks. But one, and the most famous in
+ the whole jewel-case, sorry am I to confess, was nearly stolen from the
+ Bishop, not by any Greek, but by an English writer, viz., Goldsmith, who
+ must have been dying about the time that his Excellency, the diplomatist,
+ had the goodness to be born. That famous <i>mot</i> about language, as a
+ gift made to man for the purpose of <i>concealing</i> his thoughts, is
+ lurking in Goldsmith's Essays. Think of <i>that!</i> Already, in his
+ innocent childhood, whilst the Bishop was in petticoats, and almost before
+ he had begun to curse and to swear plainly in French, an Irish vagabond
+ had attempted to swindle him out of that famous witticism which has since
+ been as good as a life-annuity to the venerable knave's literary fame.]
+ sometimes, for instance in Hierocles, sometimes in Diogenes Lćrtius, in
+ Plutarch, or in Athenćus. Now the thing you know claimed by so many
+ people, could not belong to all of them: <i>all</i> of them could not be
+ the inventors. Logic and common sense unite in showing us that it must
+ have belonged to the moderns, who had clearly been hustled and robbed by
+ the ancients, so much more likely to commit a robbery than Christians,
+ they being all Gentiles&mdash;Pagans&mdash;Heathen dogs. What do I infer
+ from this? Why, that upon <i>any</i> solution of the case, hardly one
+ worthy saying can be mentioned, hardly one jest, pun, or sarcasm, which
+ has not been the occasion and subject of many falsehoods&mdash;as having
+ been <i>au-(and men)-daciously</i> transferred from generation to
+ generation, sworn to in every age as this man's property, or that man's,
+ by people that must have known they were lying, until you retire from the
+ investigation with a conviction, that under any system of chronology, the
+ science of lying is the only one that has never drooped. Date from <i>Anno
+ Domini</i>, or from the Julian era, patronize Olympiads, or patronize (as
+ <i>I</i> do, from misanthropy, because nobody else <i>will</i>) the era of
+ Nabonassar,&mdash;no matter, upon every road, thicker than mile-stones,
+ you see records of human mendacity, or (which is much worse, in my
+ opinion,) of human sympathy with other people's mendacity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This digression, now, on anecdotes,[Footnote: The word 'Anecdotes,' first,
+ I believe, came into currency about the middle of the 6th century, from
+ the use made of it by Procopius. <i>Literally</i> it indicated nothing
+ that could interest either public malice or public favor; it promised only
+ <i>unpublished</i> notices of the Emperor Justinian, his wife Theodora,
+ Narses, Belisarius, &amp;c. But <i>why</i> had they been unpublished?
+ Simply because scandalous and defamatory: and hence, from the interest
+ which invested the case of an imperial court so remarkable, this oblique,
+ secondary and purely accidental modification of the word came to influence
+ its <i>general</i> acceptation. Simply to have been previously
+ unpublished, no longer raised any statement into an anecdote: it now
+ received a new integration it must be some fresh publication of <i>personal</i>
+ memorabilia; and these having reference to <i>human</i> creatures, must
+ always be presumed to involve more evil than good&mdash;much defamation
+ true or false&mdash;much doubtful insinuation&mdash;much suggestion of
+ things worse than could be openly affirmed. So arose the word: but the <i>thing</i>
+ arose with Suetonius, that dear, excellent and hard-working 'father of
+ lies.'] is what the learned call an <i>excursus</i>, and, I am afraid, too
+ long by half; not strictly in proportion. But don't mind <i>that</i>. I'll
+ make it all right by being too short upon something else, at the next
+ opportunity; and then nobody can complain. Meantime, I argue, that as all
+ brilliant or epigrammatic anecdotes are probably false, (a thing that
+ hereafter I shall have much pleasure in making out to the angry reader's
+ satisfaction,) but to a dead certainty those anecdotes, in particular,
+ which bear marks in their construction that a rhetorical effect of art had
+ been contemplated by the narrator,&mdash;we may take for granted, that the
+ current stories ascribing modern wars (French and English) to accidents
+ the most inconsiderable, are false even in a literal sense; but at all
+ events they are so when valued philosophically, and brought out into their
+ circumstantial relations. For instance, we have a French anecdote, from
+ the latter part of the seventeenth century, which ascribes one bloody war
+ to the accident of a little 'miff,' arising between the king and his
+ minister upon some such trifle as the situation of a palace window. Again,
+ from the early part of the eighteenth century, we have an English
+ anecdote, ascribing consequences no less bloody to a sudden feud between
+ two ladies, and that feud, (if I remember,) tracing itself up to a pair of
+ gloves; so that, in effect, the war and the gloves form the two poles of
+ the transaction. Harlequin throws a pair of Limerick gloves into a
+ corn-mill; and the spectator is astonished to see the gloves immediately
+ issuing from the hopper, well ground into seven armies of one hundred
+ thousand men each, and with parks of artillery to correspond. In these two
+ anecdotes, we recognize at once the able and industrious artist arranging
+ his materials with a pious regard to theatrical effect. This man knows how
+ to group his figures; well he understands where to plant his masses of
+ light and shade; and what impertinence it would be in us spectators, the
+ reader suppose and myself, to go behind the scenes for critical inquiry
+ into daylight realities. All reasonable men see that, the less of such
+ realities our artist had to work with, the more was his merit. I am one of
+ those that detest all insidious attempts to rob men situated as this
+ artist of their fair fame, by going about and whispering that perhaps the
+ thing is true. Far from it! I sympathize with the poor trembling artist,
+ and agree most cordially that the whole story is a lie; and he may rely
+ upon my support at all times to the extent of denying that any vestige of
+ truth probably lay at the foundations of his ingenious apologue. And what
+ I say of the English fable, I am willing to say of the French one. Both, I
+ dare say, were the rankest fictions. But next, what, after all, if they
+ were <i>not?</i> For, in the rear of all discussion upon anecdotes,
+ considered simply as true or <i>not</i> true, comes finally a <i>valuation</i>
+ of those anecdotes in their moral relation, and as to the inferences which
+ they will sustain. The story, for example, of the French minister Louvois,
+ and the adroitness with which he fastened upon great foreign potentates,
+ in the shape of war, that irritability of temper in his royal master which
+ threatened to consume himself; the diplomatic address with which he
+ transmuted suddenly a task so delicate as that of skirmishing daily in a
+ Council Chamber with his own sovereign, into that far jollier mode of
+ disputation where one replies to all objections of the very keenest
+ logician, either with round shot or with grape; here is an anecdote, which
+ (for my own part) I am inclined to view as pure gasconade. But suppose the
+ story true, still it may happen that a better valuation of it may disturb
+ the whole edifice of logical inferences by which it seemed to favor the
+ speculations of the war abolitionists. Let us see. What <i>was</i> the
+ logic through which such a tale as this could lend any countenance to the
+ schemes of these abolitionists? That logic travelled in the following
+ channel. Such a tale, or the English tale of the gloves, being supposed
+ true, it would seem to follow, that war and the purposes of war were
+ phenomena of chance growth, not attached to any instinct so ancient, and
+ apparently so grooved into the dark necessities of our nature, as we had
+ all taken for granted. Usually, we rank war with hunger, with cold, with
+ sorrow, with death, afflictions of our human state that spring up as
+ inevitably without separate culture and in defiance of all hostile
+ culture, as verdure, as weeds, and as flowers that overspread in spring
+ time a fertile soil without needing to be sown or watered&mdash;awful is
+ the necessity, as it seems, of all such afflictions. Yet, again, if (as
+ these anecdote simply) war could by possibility depend frequently on
+ accidents of personal temperament, irritability in a sensual king, wounded
+ sensibilities of pride between two sensitive ladies, there in a moment
+ shone forth a light of hope upon the crusade against war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If <i>personal</i> accidents could, to any serious extent, be amongst the
+ causes of war, then it would become a hopeful duty to combine personal
+ influences that should take an opposite direction. If casual causes could
+ be supposed chiefly to have promoted war, how easy for a nation to arrange
+ permanent and determinate causes against it! The logic of these anecdotes
+ seemed to argue that the whole fountains of war were left to the
+ government of chance and the windiest of levities; that war was not in
+ reality roused into activity by the evil that resides in the human will,
+ but on the contrary, by the simple defect of any will energetic enough or
+ steady enough to merit that name. Multitudes of evils exist in our social
+ system, simply because no steadiness of attention, nor action of combined
+ will, has been converged upon them. War, by the silent evidence of these
+ anecdotes, seemed to lie amongst that class of evils. A new era might be
+ expected to commence in new views upon war; and the evil would be half
+ conquered from the moment that it should be traced to a trivial or a
+ personal origin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this was plausible, but false. The anecdotes, and all similar
+ anecdotes, might be true, but were delusive. The logical vice in them was&mdash;that
+ they substituted an occasion for a cause. The king's ill temper for
+ instance, acting through the levity and impatience of the minister, might
+ be the <i>causa occasionalis</i> of the war, but not its true <i>causa
+ efficiens</i>. What <i>was?</i> Where do the true permanent causes of war,
+ as distinguished from its proximate excitements, find their lodgment and
+ abiding ground? They lie in the system of national competitions; in the
+ common political system to which all individual nations are unavoidably
+ parties; in the system of public forces distributed amongst a number of
+ adjacent nations, with no internal principle for adjusting the equilibrium
+ of these forces, and no supreme <i>Areopagus</i>, or court of appeal, for
+ deciding disputes. Here lies the <i>matrix</i> of war, because an eternal
+ <i>matrix</i> of disputes lies in a system of interests that are
+ continually the same, and therefore the parents of rivalships too close,
+ that are continually different, and so far the parents of alienation too
+ wide. All war is an instinctive <i>nisus</i> for redressing the errors of
+ equilibrium in the relative position of nations amongst nations. Every
+ nation's duty, first, midst, and last, is to itself. No nation can be safe
+ from continual (because insensible) losses of ground, but by continual
+ jealousies, watchings, and ambitious strivings to mend its own position.
+ Civilities and high-bred courtesies pass and ought to pass between
+ nations; that is the graceful drapery which shrouds their natural, fierce,
+ and tiger-like relations to each other. But the glaring eyes, which
+ express this deep and inalienable ferocity, look out at intervals from
+ below these gorgeous draperies; and sad it is to think that at intervals
+ the acts and the temper suitable to those glaring eyes <i>must</i> come
+ forward. Mr. Carter was on terms of the most exquisite dissimulation with
+ his lions and tigers; but, as often as he trusted his person amongst them,
+ if, in the midst of infinite politeness exchanged on all sides, he saw a
+ certain portentous expression of mutiny kindling in the eyeball of any
+ discontented tiger, all was lost, unless he came down instantly upon that
+ tiger's skull with a blow from an iron bar, that suggested something like
+ apoplexy. On such terms do nations meet in diplomacy; high consideration
+ for each other does not conceal the basis of enmity on which they rest;
+ not an enmity that belongs to their feelings, but to the necessities of
+ their position. Every nation in negotiating has its right hand upon the
+ hilt of its sword, and at intervals playfully unsheaths a little of its
+ gleaming blade. As things stand at present, war and peace are bound
+ together like the vicissitudes of day and night, of Castor and Pollux. It
+ matters little which bucket of the two is going up at the moment, which
+ going down. Both are steadfastly tied by a system of alternations to a
+ revolving wheel; and a new war as certainly becomes due during the
+ evolutions of a tedious peace, as a new peace may be relied on during the
+ throes of a bloody war, to tranquillize its wounds. Consequently, when the
+ arrogant Louvois carried a war to the credit of his own little account on
+ the national leger of France, this coxcomb well knew that a war was at any
+ rate due about that time. Really, says he, I must find out some little war
+ to exhaust the <i>surplus</i> irritability of this person, or he'll be the
+ death of me. But irritable or not irritable, with a puppy for his minister
+ or not, the French king would naturally have been carried headlong into
+ war by the mere system of Europe, within a very few months. So much had
+ the causes of complaint reciprocally accumulated. The account must be
+ cleansed, the court roll of grievances must be purged. With respect to the
+ two English ladies again, it is still more evident that they could not
+ have <i>caused</i> a war by pulling caps with each other, since the
+ grounds of every war, what had caused it, and prolonged it, was sure to be
+ angrily reviewed by Parliament at each annual exposition of the Finance
+ Minister's Budget. These ladies, and the French coxcomb, could at the
+ utmost have claimed a distinction&mdash;such as that which belonged to a
+ particular Turkish gunner, the captain of a gun at Navarino, viz., that
+ he, by firing the first shot without orders, did (as a matter of fact) let
+ loose and unmuzzle the whole of that dreadful iron hurricane from four
+ nations which instantly followed, but which (be it known to the gunner)
+ could not have been delayed for fifty minutes longer, whether he had fired
+ the unauthorized gun or not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But now, let me speak to the second proposition of my two-headed thesis,
+ viz., that war <i>ought</i> not to be abolished, if such an abolition were
+ even possible. <i>Prima facie</i>, it seems a dreadful doctrine to claim a
+ place for war as amongst the evils that are salutary to man; but
+ conscientiously I hold it to be such. I hold with Wordsworth, but for
+ reasons which may or may not be the same, since he has not stated <i>his</i>&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'That God's most dreaded instrument,
+ In working out a pure intent,
+ Is man&mdash;array'd for mutual slaughter:
+ Yea, Carnage is his daughter.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am obliged to hold, that supposing so romantic a condition realized as
+ the cessation of war, this change, unless other evils were previously
+ abolished, or neutralized in a way still more romantic to suppose, would
+ not be for the welfare of human nature, but would tend to its rapid
+ degradation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One, in fact, of the earliest aspects under which this moral necessity for
+ war forces itself upon our notice, is its physical necessity. I mean to
+ say that one of the earliest reasons why war <i>ought</i> to exist, is
+ because under any mode of suppressing war, virtually it <i>will</i> exist.
+ Banish war as now administered, and it will revolve upon us in a worse
+ shape, that is, in a shape of predatory and ruffian war, more and more
+ licentious, as it enjoys no privilege or sufferance, by the supposition,
+ under the national laws. Will the causes of war die away because war is
+ forbidden? Certainly not; and the only result of the prohibition would be
+ to throw back the exercise of war from national into private and mercenary
+ hands; and <i>that</i> is precisely the retrograde or inverse course of
+ civilization; for, in the natural order of civilization, war passes from
+ the hands of knights, barons, insulated cities, into those of the
+ universal community. If, again, it is attempted to put down this lawless
+ <i>guerilla</i> state by national forces, then the result will be to have
+ established an interminable warfare of a mixed character, private and
+ public, civil and foreign, infesting the frontiers of all states like a
+ fever, and in substitution for the occasional and intermitting wars of
+ high national police, administered with the dignified responsibility that
+ belongs to supreme rank, with the humanity that belongs to conscious
+ power, and with the diminishing havoc that belongs to increasing skill in
+ the arts of destruction. Even as to this last feature in warfare, which in
+ the war of brigands and <i>condottieri</i> would for many reasons
+ instantly decay, no reader can fail to be aware of the marvels effected by
+ the forces of inventive science that run along side by side with the
+ advances of civilization; look back even to the grandest period of the
+ humane Roman warfare, listen to the noblest and most merciful of all Roman
+ captains, saying on the day of Pharsalia, (and saying of necessity,)
+ 'Strike at their faces, cavalry,'&mdash;yes, absolutely directing his own
+ troopers to plough up with their sabres the blooming faces of the young
+ Roman nobility; and then pass to a modern field of battle, where all is
+ finished by musquetry and artillery amidst clouds of smoke, no soldier
+ recognizing his own desolations, or the ghastly ruin of his own right arm,
+ so that war, by losing all its brutality, is losing half of its
+ demoralization.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ War, so far from ending, because war was forbidden and nationally
+ renounced, on the contrary would transmigrate into a more fearful shape.
+ As things are at present, (and, observe, they are always growing better,)
+ what numbers of noble-minded men, in the persons of our officers (yes, and
+ often of non-commissioned officers,) do we British, for example, disperse
+ over battle-fields, that could not dishonor their glorious uniform by any
+ countenance to an act of cruelty! They are eyes delegated from the
+ charities of our domestic life, to overlook and curb the license of war. I
+ remember, in Xenophon, some passage where he describes a class of Persian
+ gentlemen, who were called the <i>ophthalmoi</i>, or <i>eyes</i> of the
+ king; but for a very different purpose. These British officers may be
+ called the <i>opthalmoi</i>, or eyes of our Sovereign Lady, that into
+ every corner of the battle carry their scrutiny, lest any cruelty should
+ be committed on the helpless, or any advantage taken of a dying enemy. But
+ mark, such officers would be rare in the irregular troops succeeding to
+ the official armies. And through this channel, amongst others, war, when
+ cried down by act of Parliament, and precisely <i>because</i> it was cried
+ down, would become more perilously effective for the degradation of human
+ nature. Being itself dishonored, war would become the more effective as an
+ instrument for the dishonoring of its agents. However, at length, we will
+ suppose the impossible problem solved&mdash;war, we will assume, is at
+ last put down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length there is no more war. Though by the way, let me whisper in your
+ ear, (supposing you to be a Christian,) this would be a prelibation drawn
+ prematurely from the cup of millennial happiness; and, strictly speaking,
+ there is no great homage to religion, even thus far&mdash;in figuring <i>that</i>
+ to be the purchase of man for himself, and through his own efforts, which
+ is viewed by Scripture as a glory removed to the infinite and starry
+ distance of a millennium, and as the <i>teleutaion epigeinaema</i>, the
+ last crowning attainment of Christian truth, no longer <i>militant</i> on
+ earth. Christianity it is, but Christianity when <i>triumphant</i>, and no
+ longer in conflict with adverse, or thwarting, or limiting influences,
+ which only can be equal to a revolution so mighty. But all this, for the
+ sake of pursuing the assumption, let us agree to waive. In reality, there
+ are two separate stations taken up by the war denouncers. One class hold,
+ that an influence derived from political economy is quite equal to the
+ flying leap by which man is to clear this unfathomable gulph of war, and
+ to land his race for ever on the opposite shore of a self-sustaining
+ peace. Simply, the contemplation of national debts, (as a burthen which
+ never would have existed without war,) and a computation of the waste,
+ havoc, unproductive labor, &amp;c., attached to any single campaign&mdash;these,
+ they imagine, might suffice, <i>per se</i>, for the extinction of war. But
+ the other class cannot go along with a speculation so infirm. Reasons
+ there are, in the opposite scale, tempting man into war,&mdash;which are
+ far mightier than any motives addressed to his self-interest. Even
+ straining her energies to the utmost, they regard all policy of the <i>purse</i>
+ as adequate: anything short of religion, they are satisfied, must be
+ incommensurate to a result so vast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I myself certainly agree with this last class; but upon this arises a
+ delusion, which I shall have some trouble in making the reader understand:
+ and of this I am confident-that a majority, perhaps, in every given amount
+ of readers, will share in the delusion; will part from me in the
+ persuasion that the error I attempt to expose is no error at all, but that
+ it is myself who am in the wrong. The delusion which I challenge as such,
+ respects the very meaning and value of a sacrifice made to Christianity.
+ What is it? what do we properly mean, by a concession or a sacrifice made
+ to a spiritual power, such as Christianity? If a king and his people,
+ impressed by the unchristian character of war, were to say, in some solemn
+ act&mdash;'We, the parties undersigned, for the reasons stated in the body
+ of this document, proclaim to all nations, that from and after Midsummer
+ eve of the year 1850, this being the eve of St. John the Baptist, (who was
+ the herald of Christ,) we will no more prosecute any interest of ours,
+ unless the one sole interest of national defence, by means of war,&mdash;and
+ this sacrifice we make as a concession and act of homage to Christianity,&mdash;would
+ <i>that</i> vow, I ask, sincerely offered, and steadily observed, really
+ be a sacrifice made to Christianity? Not at all. A sacrifice, that was
+ truly such, to a spiritual religion, must be a sacrifice not verbally
+ (though sincerely) dedicating itself to the religion, but a sacrifice
+ wrought and accomplished by that religion, through and by its own spirit.
+ Midsummer eve of 1850 could clearly make no spiritual change in the king
+ or his people&mdash;such they would be on the morning after St. John's
+ day, as on the morning before it&mdash;<i>i. e.</i>, filled with all
+ elements (though possibly undeveloped) of strife, feud, pernicious
+ ambition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The delusion, therefore, which I charge upon this religious class of war
+ denouncers is, that whilst they see and recognize this infinite
+ imperfection of any influence which Christianity yet exercises upon the
+ world, they nevertheless rely upon that acknowledged shadow for the
+ accomplishment of what would, in such circumstances, be a real miracle;
+ they rely upon that shadow, as truly and entirely as if it were already
+ that substance which, in a vast revolution of ages, it will finally
+ become. And they rely upon this mockery in <i>two</i> senses; first, for
+ the <i>endurance</i> of the frail human resolution that would thaw in an
+ hour before a great outrage, or provocation suited to the nobler
+ infirmities of man. Secondly, which is the point I mainly aim at,
+ assuming, for a moment, that the resolution <i>could</i> endure, amongst
+ all mankind, we are all equally convinced, that an evil so vast is not
+ likely to be checked or controlled, except by some very extraordinary
+ power. Well, where <i>is</i> it? Show me that power. I know of none but
+ Christianity. <i>There</i>, undoubtedly, is hope. But, in order that the
+ hope may become rational, the power must become practical. And practical
+ it is not in the extent required, until this Christianity, from being
+ dimly appreciated by a section [Footnote <i>What</i> section, if you
+ please? I, for my part, do not agree with those that geographically
+ degrade Christianity as occupying but a trifle on the area of our earth.
+ Mark this; all Eastern populations have dwindled upon better acquaintance.
+ Persia that <i>ought</i> to have, at least, two hundred and fifty millions
+ of people, and <i>would</i> have them under English government, and once
+ was supposed to have at least one hundred millions, how many millions has
+ she? <i>Eight!</i> This was ascertained by Napoleon's emissary in 1808,
+ General Gardanne. Afghanistan has very little more, though some falsely
+ count fourteen millions. There go two vast chambers of Mahometanism; not
+ twenty millions between them. Hindostan may <i>really</i> have one hundred
+ and twenty millions claimed for her. As to the Burman Empire, I, nor
+ anybody else knows the truth. But, as to China, I have never for a moment
+ been moved by those ridiculous estimates of the flowery people, which our
+ simple countrymen copy. Instead of three hundred and fifty millions, a
+ third of the human race upon the most exaggerated estimate, read eighty or
+ one hundred millions at most. Africa, as it regards religion, counts for a
+ cipher. Europe, America, and the half of Asia, as to space, are Christian.
+ Consequently, the total <i>facit</i>, as regards Christianity, is not what
+ many amiable infidels make it to be. My dears, your wish was father to
+ that thought.] of this world, shall have been the law that overrides the
+ whole. That consummation is not immeasurably distant. Even now, from
+ considerations connected with China, with New Zealand, Borneo, Australia,
+ we may say, that already the fields are white for harvest. But alas! the
+ interval is brief between Christianity small, and Christianity great, as
+ regards space or terraqueous importance, compared with that interval which
+ separates Christianity formally professed, from Christianity thankfully
+ acknowledged by universal man in beauty and power.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here, therefore, is one spoke in the wheel for so vast a change as war
+ dethroned, viz., that you see no cause, though you should travel round the
+ whole horizon, adequate to so prodigious an effect. What could do it? Why,
+ Christianity could do it. Aye, true; but man disarms Christianity. And no
+ mock Christianity, no lip homage to Christianity, will answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But is war, then, to go on for ever? Are we never to improve? Are nations
+ to conduct their intercourse eternally under the secret understanding that
+ an unchristian solution of all irreconcileable feuds stands in the rear as
+ the ultimate appeal? I answer that war, going on even for ever, may still
+ be for ever amending its modes and its results upon human happiness;
+ secondly, that we not only are under no fatal arrest in our process of
+ improvement, but that, as regards war, history shows how steadily we <i>have</i>
+ been improving; and, thirdly, that although war may be irreversible as the
+ last resource, this last resource may constantly be retiring further into
+ the rear. Let us speak to this last point. War is the last resource only,
+ because other and more intellectual resources for solving disputes are not
+ available. And <i>why</i> are they not? Simply, because the knowledge, and
+ the logic, which ultimately will govern the case, and the very
+ circumstances of the case itself in its details, as the basis on which
+ this knowledge and logic are to operate, happen not to have been
+ sufficiently developed. A code of law is not a spasmodic effort of
+ gigantic talent in any one man or any one generation; it is a slow growth
+ of accidents and occasions expanding with civilization; dependent upon
+ time as a multiform element in its development; and presupposing often a
+ concurrent growth of <i>analogous</i> cases towards the completion of its
+ system. For instance, the law which regulates the rights of shipping,
+ seafaring men, and maritime commerce&mdash;how slow was its development!
+ Before such works as the <i>Consolato del Mare</i> had been matured, how
+ wide must have been the experience, and how slow its accumulation! During
+ that long period of infancy for law, how many must have been the openings
+ for ignorant and unintentional injustice! How differently, again, will the
+ several parties to any transaction construe the rights of the case!
+ Discussion, without rules for guiding it, will but embitter the dispute.
+ And in the absence of all guidance from the intellect, gradually weaving a
+ <i>common</i> standard of international appeal, it is clear that nations
+ <i>must</i> fight, and <i>ought</i> to fight. Not being convinced, it is
+ base to pretend that you <i>are</i> convinced; and failing to be convinced
+ by your neighbor's arguments, you confess yourself a poltroon (and
+ moreover you <i>invite</i> injuries from every neighbor) if you pocket
+ your wrongs. The only course in such a case is to thump your neighbor, and
+ to thump him soundly for the present. This treatment is very serviceable
+ to your neighbor's optics; he sees things in a new light after a
+ sufficient course of so distressing a regimen. But mark, even in this
+ case, war has no tendency to propagate war, but tends to the very opposite
+ result. To thump is as costly, and in other ways as painful, as to <i>be</i>
+ thumped. The evil to both sides arises in an undeveloped state of law. If
+ rights were defined by a well considered code growing out of long
+ experience, each party sees that this scourge of war would continually
+ tend to limit itself. Consequently the very necessity of war becomes the
+ strongest invitation to that system of judicial logic which forms its sole
+ limitation. But all war whatsoever stands in these circumstances. It
+ follows that all war whatever, unless on the brutal principle of a Spartan
+ warfare, that made war its own sufficient object and self-justification,
+ operates as a perpetual bounty offered to men upon the investigation and
+ final adjudication of those disputed cases through which war prospers.
+ Hence it is, viz., because the true boundaries of reciprocal rights are
+ for ever ascertaining themselves more clearly, that war is growing less
+ frequent. The fields open to injustice (which originally from pure
+ ignorance are so vast) continually (through deeper and more expansive
+ surveys by man's intellect&mdash;searching&mdash;reflecting&mdash;comparing)
+ are narrowing themselves; narrowing themselves in this sense, that all
+ nations under a common centre of religious civilization, as Christendom
+ suppose, or Islamism, would not fight&mdash;no, and would not (by the
+ national sense of wrong and right) be permitted to fight&mdash;in a cause
+ <i>confessedly</i> condemned by equity as now developed. The causes of war
+ that still remain, are causes on which international law is silent&mdash;that
+ large arrear of cases as yet unsettled; or else they are cases in which
+ though law speaks with an authentic voice, it speaks in vain, because the
+ circumstances are doubtful; so that, if the law is fixed as a lamp nailed
+ to a wall, yet the <i>incidence</i> of the law on the particular
+ circumstances, becomes as doubtful as the light of the lamp upon objects
+ that are capriciously moving. We see all this illustrated in a class of
+ cases that powerfully illustrate the good and the bad in war, the why and
+ the wherefore, as likewise the why <i>not</i>, and therefore I presume the
+ wherefore <i>not</i>; and this class of cases belongs to the <i>lex
+ vicinitatis</i>. In the Roman law this section makes a great figure. And
+ speaking accurately, it makes a greater in our own. But the reason why
+ this <i>law of neighborhood</i> seems to fill so much smaller a section in
+ ours, is because in English law, being <i>positively</i> a longer section,
+ <i>negatively</i> to the whole compass of our law, it is less. The Roman
+ law would have paved a road to the moon. And what is <i>that</i> expressed
+ in time? Let us see: a railway train, worked at the speed of the Great
+ Western Express, accomplishes easily a thousand miles in twenty-four
+ hours; consequently in two hundred and forty days or eight months it would
+ run into the moon with its buffers, and break up the quarters of that
+ Robinson Crusoe who (and without any Friday) is the only policeman that
+ parades that little pensive appendage or tender to our fuming engine of an
+ earth. But the English law&mdash;oh frightful reader, don't even think of
+ such a question as its relation in space and time to the Roman law. That
+ it would stretch to the fixed stars is plain, but to which of them,&mdash;don't
+ now, dear persecuting reader, unsettle our brains by asking. Enough it is
+ that both in Roman and English law the rights of neighborhood are past
+ measuring. Has a man a right to play the German flute, where the
+ partitions are slender, all day long in the house adjoining to yours? Or,
+ supposing a beneficent jury (beneficent to <i>him</i>) finds this to be no
+ legal nuisance, has he a right to play it ill? Or, because juries, when
+ tipsy, will wink at anything, does the privilege extend to the jew's-harp?
+ to the poker and tongs? to the marrowbones and cleavers? Or, without
+ ranging through the whole of the <i>Spectator's</i> culinary music, will
+ the bagpipes be found within benefit of jury law? <i>War to the knife</i>
+ I say, before we'll submit to <i>that</i>. And if the law won't protect us
+ against it, then we'll turn rebels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now this law of neighborhood, this <i>lex vicinitatis</i>, amongst the
+ Romans, righted itself and settled itself, as amongst ourselves it
+ continues to do, by means of actions or legal suits. If a man poisons us
+ with smoke, we compel him by an action to eat his own smoke, or (if he
+ chooses) to make his chimneys eat it. Here you see is a transmuted war; in
+ a barbarous state, fire and sword would have avenged this invasion of
+ smoke; but amongst civilized men, paper bullets in the form of <i>Qui tam</i>
+ and <i>Scire facias</i>, beat off the enemy. And on the same principle,
+ exactly as the law of international rights clears up its dark places, war
+ gradually narrows its grounds, and the <i>jus gentium</i> defines itself
+ through national attorneys, <i>i. e.</i>, diplomatists.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For instance, now I have myself seen a case where a man cultivating a
+ flower-garden, and distressed for some deliverance from his rubbish of
+ dead leaves, litter, straw, stones, took the desperate resolution of
+ projecting the whole upon his neighbor's flower-garden. I, a chance
+ spectator of the outrage, knew too much of this world to lodge any protest
+ against it, on the principle of mere abstract justice; so it would have
+ passed unnoticed, but for the accident that his injured neighbor
+ unexpectedly raised up his head above the dividing wall, and reproached
+ the aggressor with his unprincipled conduct. This aggressor, adding evil
+ to evil, suggested as the natural remedy for his own wrong, that the
+ sufferer should pass the nuisance onwards to the garden next beyond him;
+ from which it might be posted forward on the same principle. The aggrieved
+ man, however, preferred passing it back, without any discount to the
+ original proprietor. Here now, is a ripe case, a <i>causa teterrima</i>,
+ for war between the parties, and for a national war had the parties been
+ nations. In fact, the very same injury, in a more aggravated shape, is
+ perpetrated from time to time by Jersey upon ourselves, and would, upon a
+ larger scale, right itself by war. Convicts are costly to maintain; and
+ Jersey, whose national revenue is limited, being too well aware of this,
+ does us the favor to land upon the coasts of Hampshire, Dorset, &amp;c.,
+ all the criminals whom she cannot summarily send back to self-support, at
+ each jail-delivery. 'What are we to do in England?' is the natural
+ question propounded by the injured scoundrels, when taking leave of their
+ Jersey escort. 'Anything you please,' is the answer: 'rise if you can, to
+ be dukes: only never come back hither; since, dukes or <i>no</i> dukes, to
+ the rest of Christendom, to <i>us</i> of the Channel Islands you will
+ always be transported felons.' There is therefore a good right of action,
+ <i>i.e.</i>, a good ground of war, against Jersey, on the part of Great
+ Britain, since, besides the atrocious injury inflicted, this unprincipled
+ little island has the audacity to regard our England, (all Europe looking
+ on,) as existing only for the purposes of a sewer or cess-pool to receive
+ <i>her</i> impurities. Some time back I remember a Scottish newspaper
+ holding up the case as a newly discovered horror in the social system.
+ But, in a quiet way Jersey has always been engaged in this branch of
+ exportation, and rarely fails to 'run' a cargo of rogues upon our shore,
+ once or so in the season. What amuses one besides, in this Scottish
+ denunciation of the villany, is, that Scotland [Footnote: To banish them
+ 'forth of the kingdom,' was the <i>euphuismus</i>; but the reality
+ understood was&mdash;to carry the knaves, like foxes in a bag, to the
+ English soil, and there unbag them for English use.] of old, pursued the
+ very same mode of jail-delivery as to knaves that were not thought ripe
+ enough for hanging: she carted them to the English border, unchained them,
+ and hurried them adrift into the wilderness, saying&mdash;Now, boys, shift
+ for yourselves, and henceforth plunder none but Englishmen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What I deduce from all this is, that as the feuds arising between
+ individuals under the relation of neighbors, are so far from tending to a
+ hostile result, that, on the contrary, as coming under a rule of law
+ already ascertained, or furnishing the basis for a new rule, they
+ gradually tighten the cords which exclude all opening for quarrel; not
+ otherwise is the result, and therefore the usefulness, of war amongst
+ nations. All the causes of war, the occasions upon which it is likely to
+ arise, the true and the ostensible motives, are gradually evolved, are
+ examined, searched, valued, by publicists; and by such means, in the
+ further progress of men, a comprehensive law of nations will finally be
+ accumulated, not such as now passes for international law, (a worthless
+ code that <i>has</i> no weight in the practice of nations, nor deserves
+ any,) but one which will exhaust the great body of cases under which wars
+ have arisen under the Christian era, and gradually collect a public
+ opinion of Christendom upon the nature of each particular case. The causes
+ that <i>have</i> existed for war are the causes that <i>will</i> exist;
+ or, at least, they are the same under modifications that will simply vary
+ the rule, as our law cases in the courts are every day circumstantiating
+ the particular statute concerned. At this stage of advance, and when a
+ true European opinion has been created, a '<i>sensus communis</i>,' or
+ community of feeling on the main classifications of wars, it will become
+ possible to erect a real Areopagus, or central congress for all
+ Christendom, not with any commission to suppress wars,&mdash;a policy
+ which would neutralize itself by reacting as a fresh cause of war, since
+ high-spirited nations would arm for the purpose of resisting such decrees;
+ but with the purpose and the effect of oftentimes healing local or
+ momentary animosities, and also by publishing the opinion of Europe,
+ assembled in council, with the effect of taking away the shadow of
+ dishonor from the act of retiring from war. Not to mention that the mere
+ delay, involved in the waiting for the solemn opinion of congress, would
+ always be friendly to pacific councils. But <i>would</i> the belligerents
+ wait? That concession might be secured by general exchange of treaties, in
+ the same way that the cooperation of so many nations has been secured to
+ the suppression of the trade in slaves. And one thing is clear, that when
+ all the causes of war, involving <i>manifest</i> injustice, are banished
+ by the force of European opinion, focally converged upon the subject, the
+ range of war will be prodigiously circumscribed. The costliness of war,
+ which, for various reasons has been continually increasing since the
+ feudal period, will operate as another limitation upon its field,
+ concurring powerfully with the public declaration from a council of
+ collective Christendom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is, besides, a distinct and separate cause of war, more fatal to the
+ possibilities of peace in Europe than open injustice; and this cause being
+ certainly in the hands of nations to deal with as they please, there is a
+ tolerable certainty that a congress <i>sincerely</i> pacific would cut it
+ up by the roots. It is a cause noticed by Kant in his Essay on Perpetual
+ Peace, and with great sagacity, though otherwise that little work is not
+ free from visionary self-delusions: and this cause lies in the diplomacy
+ of Europe. Treaties of peace are so constructed, as almost always to sow
+ the seeds of future wars. This seems to the inexperienced reader a matter
+ of carelessness or laxity in the choice of expression; and sometimes it
+ may have been so; but more often it has been done under the secret
+ dictation of powerful courts&mdash;making peaces only as truces, anxious
+ only for time to nurse their energies, and to keep open some plausible
+ call for war. This is not only amongst the most extensive causes of war,
+ but the very worst: because it gives a colorable air of justice, and
+ almost of necessity to a war, which is, in fact, the most outrageously
+ unjust, as being derived from a pretext silently prepared in former years,
+ with mere subtlety of malice: it is a war growing out of occasions, forged
+ beforehand, lest no occasions should spontaneously arise. Now, this cause
+ of war could and would be healed by a congress, and through an easy reform
+ in European diplomacy.[Footnote: One great <i>nidus</i> of this insidious
+ preparation for war under the very masque of peace, which Kant, from
+ brevity, has failed to particularize, lies in the neglecting to make any
+ provision for cases that are likely enough to arise. A, B, C, D, are all
+ equally possible, but the treaty provides a specific course of action only
+ for A, suppose. Then upon B or C arising, the high contracting parties,
+ though desperately and equally pacific, find themselves committed to war
+ actually by a treaty of lasting peace. Their pacific majesties sigh, and
+ say&mdash;Alas! that it should be so, but really fight we must, for what
+ says the treaty?]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is the strongest confirmation of the power inherent in growing
+ civilization, to amend war, and to narrow the field of war, if we look
+ back for the records of the changes in this direction which have already
+ arisen in generations before our own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The most careless reviewer of history can hardly fail to read a rude
+ outline of progress made by men in the rights, and consequently in the
+ duties of war through the last twenty-five centuries. It is a happy
+ circumstance for man&mdash;that oftentimes he is led by pure selfishness
+ into reforms, the very same as high principle would have prompted; and in
+ the next stage of his advance, when once habituated to an improved code of
+ usages, he begins to find a gratification to his sensibilities, (partly
+ luxurious sensibilities, but partly moral,) in what originally had been a
+ mere movement of self-interest. Then comes a third stage, in which having
+ thoroughly reconciled himself to a better order of things, and made it
+ even necessary to his own comfort, at length he begins in his reflecting
+ moments to perceive a moral beauty and a fitness in arrangements that had
+ emanated from accidents of convenience, so that finally he generates a
+ sublime pleasure of conscientiousness out of that which originally
+ commenced in the meanest forms of mercenary convenience. A Roman lady of
+ rank, out of mere voluptuous regard to her own comfort, revolted from the
+ harsh clamors of eternal chastisements inflicted on her numerous slaves;
+ she forbade them; the grateful slaves showed their love for her; gradually
+ and unintentionally she trained her feelings, when thus liberated from a
+ continual temptation to the sympathies with cruelty, into a demand for
+ gentler and purer excitement. Her purpose had been one of luxury; but, by
+ the benignity of nature still watching for ennobling opportunities, the
+ actual result was a development given to the higher capacities of her
+ heart. In the same way, when the brutal right (and in many circumstances
+ the brutal duty) of inflicting death upon prisoners taken in battle, had
+ exchanged itself for the profits of ransom or slavery, this relaxation of
+ ferocity (though commencing in selfishness) gradually exalted itself into
+ a habit of mildness, and some dim perception of a sanctity in human life.
+ The very vice of avarice ministered to the purification of barbarism; and
+ the very evil of slavery in its earliest form was applied to the
+ mitigation of another evil&mdash;war conducted in the spirit of piratical
+ outrage. The commercial instincts of men having worked one set of changes
+ in war, a second set of changes was prompted by instincts derived from the
+ arts of ornament and pomp. Splendor of arms, of banners, of equipages, of
+ ceremonies, and the elaborate forms of intercourse with enemies through
+ conferences, armistices, treaties of peace, &amp;c., having tamed the
+ savagery of war into connection with modes of intellectual grandeur, and
+ with the endless restraints of superstition or scrupulous religion,&mdash;a
+ permanent light of civilization began to steal over the bloody shambles of
+ buccaneering warfare. Other modes of harmonizing influences arose more
+ directly from the bosom of war itself. Gradually the mere practice of war,
+ and the culture of war though merely viewed as a rude trade of bloodshed,
+ ripened into an intellectual art. Were it merely with a view to more
+ effectual carnage, this art (however simple and gross at first) opened at
+ length into wide scientific arts, into strategies, into tactics, into
+ castrametation, into poliorcetics, and all the processes through which the
+ first rude efforts of martial cunning finally connect themselves with the
+ exquisite resources of science. War, being a game in which each side
+ forces the other into the instant adoption of all improvements through the
+ mere necessities of self-preservation, became continually more
+ intellectual.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is interesting to observe the steps by which, were it only through
+ impulses of self-conservation, and when searching with a view to more
+ effectual destructiveness, war did and must refine itself from a horrid
+ trade of butchery into a magnificent and enlightened science. Starting
+ from no higher impulse or question than how to cut throats most rapidly,
+ most safely, and on the largest scale, it has issued even at our own stage
+ of advance into a science, magnificent, oftentimes ennobling, and cleansed
+ from all horrors except those which (not being within man's power utterly
+ to divorce from it) no longer stand out as reproaches to his humanity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meantime a more circumstantial review of war, in relation to its motives
+ and the causes assigned for its justification, would expose a series of
+ changes greater perhaps than the reader is aware of. Such a review, which
+ would too much lengthen a single paper, may or may not form the subject of
+ a second. And I will content myself with saying, as a closing remark, that
+ this review will detect a principle of steady advance in the purification
+ and elevation of war&mdash;such as must offer hope to those who believe in
+ the possibility of its absolute extermination, and must offer consolation
+ to those who (like myself) deny it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE LAST DAYS OF IMMANUEL KANT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I take it for granted that every person of education will acknowledge some
+ interest in the personal history of Immanuel Kant. A great man, though in
+ an unpopular path, must always be an object of liberal curiosity. To
+ suppose a reader thoroughly indifferent to Kant, is to suppose him
+ thoroughly unintellectual; and, therefore, though in reality he should
+ happen <i>not</i> to regard him with interest, it is one of the fictions
+ of courtesy to presume that he does. On this principle I make no apology
+ to the reader for detaining him upon a short sketch of Kant's life and
+ domestic habits, drawn from the authentic records of his friends and
+ pupils. It is true, that, without any illiberality on the part of the
+ public in this country, the <i>works</i> of Kant are not regarded with the
+ same interest which has gathered about his <i>name</i>; and this may be
+ attributed to three causes&mdash;first, to the language in which they are
+ written; secondly, to the supposed obscurity of the philosophy which they
+ teach, whether intrinsic or due to Kant's particular mode of expounding
+ it; thirdly, to the unpopularity of all speculative philosophy, no matter
+ how treated, in a country where the structure and tendency of society
+ impress upon the whole activities of the nation a direction exclusively
+ practical. But, whatever may be the immediate fortunes of his writings, no
+ man of enlightened curiosity will regard the author himself without
+ something of a profounder interest. Measured by one test of power, viz.,
+ by the number of books written directly for or against himself, to say
+ nothing of those which he has indirectly modified, there is no philosophic
+ writer whatsoever, if we except Aristotle, who can pretend to approach
+ Kant in the extent of the influence which he has exercised over the minds
+ of men. Such being his claims upon our notice, I repeat that it is no more
+ than a reasonable act of respect to the reader&mdash;to presume in him so
+ much interest about Kant as will justify a sketch of his life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Immanuel Kant, [Footnote: By the paternal side, the family of Kant was of
+ Scotch derivation; and hence it is that the name was written by Kant the
+ father&mdash;<i>Cant</i>, that being a Scotch name, and still to be found
+ in Scotland. But Immanuel, though he always cherished his Scotch descent,
+ substituted a <i>K</i> for a <i>C</i>, in order to adapt it better to the
+ analogies of the German language.] the second of six children, was born at
+ Königsberg, in Prussia, a city at that time containing about fifty
+ thousand inhabitants, on the 22d of April, 1724. His parents were people
+ of humble rank, and not rich even for their own station, but able (with
+ some assistance from a near relative, and a trifle in addition from a
+ gentleman, who esteemed them for their piety and domestic virtues,) to
+ give their son Immanuel a liberal education. He was sent when a child to a
+ charity school; and, in the year 1732, removed to the Royal (or
+ Frederician) Academy. Here he studied the Greek and Latin classics, and
+ formed an intimacy with one of his schoolfellows, David Ruhnken,
+ (afterwards so well known to scholars under his Latin name of
+ Ruhn-kenius,) which lasted until the death of the latter. In 1737, Kant
+ lost his mother, a woman of excellent character, and of accomplishments
+ and knowledge beyond her rank, who contributed to the future eminence of
+ her illustrious son by the direction which she gave to his youthful
+ thoughts, and by the elevated morals to which she trained him. Kant never
+ spoke of her to the end of his life without the utmost tenderness, and
+ acknowledgment of his great obligations to her maternal care. In 1740, at
+ Michćlmas, he entered the University of Königsberg. In 1746, when about
+ twenty-two years old, he printed his first work, upon a question partly
+ mathematical and partly philosophic, viz., the valuation of living forces.
+ The question had been first moved by Leibnitz, in opposition to the
+ Cartesians, and was here finally settled, after having occupied most of
+ the great mathematicians of Europe for more than half a century. It was
+ dedicated to the King of Prussia, but never reached him&mdash;having, in
+ fact, never been published. [Footnote: To this circumstance we must
+ attribute its being so little known amongst the philosophers and
+ mathematicians of foreign countries, and also the fact that D'Alembert,
+ whose philosophy was miserably below his mathematics, many years
+ afterwards still continued to represent the dispute as a verbal one.] From
+ this time until 1770, he supported himself as a private tutor in different
+ families, or by giving private lectures in Königsberg, especially to
+ military men on the art of fortification. In 1770, he was appointed to the
+ Chair of Mathematics, which he exchanged soon after for that of Logic and
+ Metaphysics. On this occasion, he delivered an inaugural disputation&mdash;[<i>De
+ Mundi Sensibilis atque Intelligibilis Forma et Principiis</i>]&mdash;which
+ is remarkable for containing the first germs of the Transcendental
+ Philosophy. In 1781, he published his great work, the <i>Critik der Reinen
+ Vernunft,</i> or <i>Investigation of the Pure Reason</i>. On February 12,
+ 1804, he died.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These are the great epochs of Kant's life. But his was a life remarkable
+ not so much for its incidents, as for the purity and philosophic dignity
+ of its daily tenor; and of this the best impression will be obtained from
+ Wasianski's account of his last years, checked and supported by the
+ collateral testimonies of Jachmann, Rink, Borowski, and other biographers.
+ We see him here struggling with the misery of decaying faculties, and with
+ the pain, depression, and agitation of two different complaints, one
+ affecting his stomach, and the other his head; over all which the
+ benignity and nobility of his mind are seen victoriously eminent to the
+ last. The principal defect of this and all other memoirs of Kant is, that
+ they report too little of his conversation and opinions. And perhaps the
+ reader will be disposed to complain, that some of the notices are too
+ minute and circumstantial, so as to be at one time undignified, and at
+ another unfeeling. As to the first objection, it may be answered, that
+ biographical gossip of this sort, and ungentlemanly scrutiny into a man's
+ private life, though not what a man of honor would choose to write, may be
+ read without blame; and, where a great man is the subject, sometimes with
+ advantage. With respect to the other objection, I know not how to excuse
+ Mr. Wasianski for kneeling at the bed-side of his dying friend, to record,
+ with the accuracy of a short-hand reporter, the last flutter of his pulse
+ and the struggles of expiring nature, except by supposing that the idea of
+ Kant, as a person belonging to all ages, in his mind transcended and
+ extinguished the ordinary restraints of human sensibility, and that, under
+ this impression, he gave <i>that</i> to his sense of a public duty which,
+ it may be hoped, he would willingly have declined on the impulse of his
+ private affections.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>The following paper on The Last Days of Kant, is gathered from the
+ German of Wasianski, Jachmann, Borowski, and others.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My knowledge of Professor Kant began long before the period to which this
+ little memorial of him chiefly refers. In the year 1773, or 1774, I cannot
+ exactly remember which, I attended his lectures. Afterwards, I acted as
+ his amanuensis; and in that office was naturally brought into a closer
+ connection with him than any other of his pupils; so that, without any
+ request on my part, he granted me a general privilege of free admission to
+ his class-room. In 1780 I took orders, and withdrew myself from all
+ connection with the university. I still continued, however, to reside in
+ Königsberg; but wholly forgotten, or wholly unnoticed at least, by Kant.
+ Ten years afterwards, (that is to say, in 1790,) I met him by accident at
+ a party given on occasion of the marriage of one of the professors. At
+ table, Kant distributed his conversation and attentions pretty generally;
+ but after the entertainment, when the company broke up into parties, he
+ came and seated himself very obligingly by my side. I was at that time a
+ florist&mdash;an amateur, I mean, from the passion I had for flowers; upon
+ learning which, he talked of my favorite pursuit, and with very extensive
+ information. In the course of our conversation, I was surprised to find
+ that he was perfectly acquainted with all the circumstances of my
+ situation. He reminded me of our previous connection; expressed his
+ satisfaction at finding that I was happy; and was so good as to desire
+ that, if my engagements allowed me, I would now and then come and dine
+ with him. Soon after this, he rose to take his leave; and, as our road lay
+ the same way, he proposed to me that I should accompany him home. I did
+ so, and received an invitation for the next week, with a general
+ invitation for every week after, and permission to name my own day. At
+ first I was unable to explain the distinction with which Kant had treated
+ me; and I conjectured that some obliging friend had spoken of me in his
+ hearing, somewhat more advantageously than I could pretend to deserve; but
+ more intimate experience has convinced me that he was in the habit of
+ making continual inquiries after the welfare of his former pupils, and was
+ heartily rejoiced to hear of their prosperity. So that it appeared I was
+ wrong in thinking he had forgotten me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This revival of my intimacy with Professor Kant, coincided pretty nearly,
+ in point of time, with a complete change in his domestic arrangements. Up
+ to this period it had been his custom to eat at a <i>table d'hôte</i>. But
+ he now began to keep house himself, and every day invited two friends to
+ dine with him, and upon any little festival from five to eight; for he was
+ a punctual observer of Lord Chesterfield's rule&mdash;that his dinner
+ party, himself included, should not fall below the number of the Graces&mdash;nor
+ exceed that of the Muses. In the whole economy of his household
+ arrangements, and especially of his dinner parties, there was something
+ peculiar and amusingly opposed to the usual conventional restraints of
+ society; not, however, that there was any neglect of decorum, such as
+ sometimes occurs in houses where there are no ladies to impress a better
+ tone upon the manners. The invariable routine was this: The moment that
+ dinner was ready, Lampe, the professor's old footman, stepped into the
+ study with a certain measured air, and announced it. This summons was
+ obeyed at the pace of double quick time&mdash;Kant talking all the way to
+ the eating-room about the state of the weather [Footnote: His reason for
+ which was, that he considered the weather one of the principal forces
+ which act upon the health; and his own frame was exquisitely sensible to
+ all atmospheric influences.]&mdash;a subject which he usually pursued
+ during the earlier part of the dinner. Graver themes, such as the
+ political events of the day, were never introduced before dinner, or at
+ all in his study. The moment that Kant had taken his seat, and unfolded
+ his napkin, he opened the business of dinner with a particular formula&mdash;'<i>Now,
+ then, gentlemen!</i>' and the tone and air with which he uttered these
+ words, proclaimed, in a way which nobody could mistake, relaxation from
+ the toils of the morning, and determinate abandonment of himself to social
+ enjoyment. The table was hospitably spread; three dishes, wine, &amp;c.,
+ with a small second course, composed the dinner. Every person helped
+ himself; and all delays of ceremony were so disagreeable to Kant, that he
+ seldom failed to express his displeasure with anything of that sort,
+ though not angrily. He was displeased also if people ate little; and
+ treated it as affectation. The first man to help himself was in his eyes
+ the politest guest; for so much the sooner came his own turn. For this
+ hatred of delay, Kant had a special excuse, having always worked hard from
+ an early hour in the morning, and eaten nothing until dinner. Hence it
+ was, that in the latter period of his life, though less perhaps from
+ actual hunger than from some uneasy sensation of habit or periodical
+ irritation of stomach, he could hardly wait with patience for the arrival
+ of the last person invited.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was no friend of Kant's but considered the day on which he was to
+ dine with him as a day of pleasure. Without giving himself the air of an
+ instructor, Kant really was so in the very highest degree. The whole
+ entertainment was seasoned with the overflow of his enlightened mind,
+ poured out naturally and unaffectedly upon every topic, as the chances of
+ conversation suggested it; and the time flew rapidly away, from one
+ o'clock to four, five, or even later, profitably and delightfully. Kant
+ tolerated no <i>calms</i>, which was the name he gave to the momentary
+ pauses in conversation, or periods when its animation languished. Some
+ means or other he always devised for restoring its tone of interest, in
+ which he was much assisted by the tact with which he drew from every guest
+ his peculiar tastes, or the particular direction of his pursuits; and on
+ these, be they what they might, he was never unprepared to speak with
+ knowledge, and the interest of an original observer. The local affairs of
+ Königsberg must have been interesting indeed, before they could be allowed
+ to occupy the attention at <i>his</i> table. And, what may seem still more
+ singular, it was rarely or never that he directed the conversation to any
+ branch of the philosophy founded by himself. Indeed he was perfectly free
+ from the fault which besets so many <i>savans</i> and <i>literati</i>, of
+ intolerance towards those whose pursuits had disqualified them for any
+ particular sympathy with his own. His style of conversation was popular in
+ the highest degree, and unscholastic; so much so, that any stranger who
+ should have studied his works, and been unacquainted with his person,
+ would have found it difficult to believe, that in this delightful
+ companion he saw the profound author of the Transcendental Philosophy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The subjects of conversation at Kant's table were drawn chiefly from
+ natural philosophy, chemistry, meteorology, natural history, and above
+ all, from politics. The news of the day, as reported in the public
+ journals, was discussed with a peculiar vigilance of examination. With
+ regard to any narrative that wanted dates of time and place, however
+ otherwise plausible, he was uniformly an inexorable sceptic, and held it
+ unworthy of repetition. So keen was his penetration into the interior of
+ political events, and the secret policy under which they moved, that he
+ talked rather with the authority of a diplomatic person who had access to
+ cabinet intelligence, than as a simple spectator of the great scenes which
+ were unfolding in Europe. At the time of the French Revolution, he threw
+ out many conjectures, and what were then accounted paradoxical
+ anticipations, especially in regard to military operations, which were as
+ punctually fulfilled as his own memorable conjecture in regard to the
+ hiatus in the planetary system between Mars and Jupiter,[Footnote: To
+ which the author should have added&mdash;and in regard to the hiatus
+ between the planetary and cometary systems, which was pointed out by Kant
+ several years before his conjecture was established by the good telescope
+ of Dr. Herschel. Vesta and Juno, further confirmations of Kant's
+ conjecture, were discovered in June 1804, when Wasianski wrote.] the
+ entire confirmation of which he lived to witness on the discovery of Ceres
+ by Piazzi, in Palermo, and of Pallas, by Dr. Olbers, at Bremen. These two
+ discoveries, by the way, impressed him much; and they furnished a topic on
+ which he always talked with pleasure; though, according to his usual
+ modesty, he never said a word of his own sagacity in having upon <i>ŕ
+ priori</i> grounds shown the probability of such discoveries many years
+ before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was not only in the character of a companion that Kant shone, but also
+ as a most courteous and liberal host, who had no greater pleasure than in
+ seeing his guests happy and jovial, and rising with exhilarated spirits
+ from the mixed pleasures&mdash;intellectual and liberally sensual&mdash;of
+ his Platonic banquets. Chiefly, perhaps, with a view to the sustaining of
+ this tone of genial hilarity, he showed himself somewhat of an artist in
+ the composition of his dinner parties. Two rules there were which he
+ obviously observed, and I may say invariably: the first was, that the
+ company should be miscellaneous; this for the sake of securing sufficient
+ variety to the conversation: and accordingly his parties presented as much
+ variety as the world of Königsberg afforded, being drawn from all the
+ modes of life, men in office, professors, physicians, clergymen, and
+ enlightened merchants. His second rule was, to have a due balance of <i>young</i>
+ men, frequently of <i>very</i> young men, selected from the students of
+ the university, in order to impress a movement of gaiety and juvenile
+ playfulness on the conversation; an additional motive for which, as I have
+ reason to believe, was, that in this way he withdrew his mind from the
+ sadness which sometimes overshadowed it, for the early deaths of some
+ young friends whom he loved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And this leads me to mention a singular feature in Kant's way of
+ expressing his sympathy with his friends in sickness. So long as the
+ danger was imminent, he testified a restless anxiety, made perpetual
+ inquiries, waited with patience for the crisis, and sometimes could not
+ pursue his customary labors from agitation of mind. But no sooner was the
+ patient's death announced, than he recovered his composure, and assumed an
+ air of stern tranquillity&mdash;almost of indifference. The reason was,
+ that he viewed life in general, and therefore, that particular affection
+ of life which we call sickness, as a state of oscillation and perpetual
+ change, between which and the fluctuating sympathies of hope and fear,
+ there was a natural proportion that justified them to the reason; whereas
+ death, as a permanent state that admitted of no <i>more</i> or <i>less</i>,
+ that terminated all anxiety, and for ever extinguished the agitation of
+ suspense, he would not allow to be fitted to any state of feeling, but one
+ of the same enduring and unchanging character. However, all this
+ philosophic heroism gave way on one occasion; for many persons will
+ remember the tumultuous grief which he manifested upon the death of Mr.
+ Ehrenboth, a young man of very fine understanding and extensive
+ attainments, for whom he had the greatest affection. And naturally it
+ happened, in so long a life as his, in spite of his provident rule for
+ selecting his social companions as much as possible amongst the young,
+ that he had to mourn for many a heavy loss that could never be supplied to
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To return, however, to the course of his day, immediately after the
+ termination of his dinner party, Kant walked out for exercise; but on this
+ occasion he never took any companion, partly, perhaps, because he thought
+ it right, after so much convivial and colloquial relaxation, to pursue his
+ meditations,[Footnote: Mr. Wasianski is wrong. To pursue his meditations
+ under these circumstances, might perhaps be an inclination of Kant's to
+ which he yielded, but not one which he would justify or erect into a
+ maxim. He disapproved of eating alone, or <i>solipsismus convictorii</i>,
+ as he calls it, on the principle, that a man would be apt, if not called
+ off by the business and pleasure of a social party, to think too much or
+ too closely, an exercise which he considered very injurious to the stomach
+ during the first process of digestion. On the same principle he
+ disapproved of walking or riding alone; the double exercise of thinking
+ and bodily agitation, carried on at the same time, being likely, as he
+ conceived, to press too hard upon the stomach.] and partly (as I happen to
+ know) for a very peculiar reason, viz., that he wished to breathe
+ exclusively through his nostrils, which he could not do if he were obliged
+ continually to open his mouth in conversation. His reason for this was,
+ that the atmospheric air, being thus carried round by a longer circuit,
+ and reaching the lungs, therefore, in a state of less rawness, and at a
+ temperature somewhat higher, would be less apt to irritate them. By a
+ steady perseverance in this practice, which he constantly recommended to
+ his friends, he flattered himself with a long immunity from coughs, colds,
+ hoarseness, and every mode of defluxion; and the fact really was, that
+ these troublesome affections attacked him very rarely. Indeed I myself, by
+ only occasionally adopting his rule, have found my chest not so liable as
+ formerly to such attacks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At six o'clock he sat down to his library table, which was a plain
+ ordinary piece of furniture, and read till dusk. During this period of
+ dubious light, so friendly to thought, he rested in tranquil meditation on
+ what he had been reading, provided the book were worth it; if not, he
+ sketched his lecture for the next day, or some part of any book he might
+ then be composing. During this state of repose he took his station winter
+ and summer by the stove, looking through the window at the old tower of
+ Lobenicht; not that he could be said properly to see it, but the tower
+ rested upon his eye,&mdash;obscurely, or but half revealed to his
+ consciousness. No words seemed forcible enough to express his sense of the
+ gratification which he derived from this old tower, when seen under these
+ circumstances of twilight and quiet reverie. The sequel, indeed, showed
+ how important it was to his comfort; for at length some poplars in a
+ neighboring garden shot up to such a height as to obscure the tower, upon
+ which Kant became very uneasy and restless, and at length found himself
+ positively unable to pursue his evening meditations. Fortunately, the
+ proprietor of the garden was a very considerate and obliging person, who
+ had, besides, a high regard for Kant; and, accordingly, upon a
+ representation of the case being made to him, he gave orders that the
+ poplars should be cropped. This was done, the old tower of Lobenicht was
+ again unveiled, and Kant recovered his equanimity, and pursued his
+ twilight meditations as before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After the candles were brought, Kant prosecuted his studies till nearly
+ ten o'clock. A quarter of an hour before retiring for the night, he
+ withdrew his mind as much as possible from every class of thoughts which
+ demanded any exertion or energy of attention, on the principle, that by
+ stimulating and exciting him too much, such thoughts would be apt to cause
+ wakefulness; and the slightest interference with his customary hour of
+ falling asleep, was in the highest degree unpleasant to him. Happily, this
+ was with him a very rare occurrence. He undressed himself without his
+ servant's assistance, but in such an order, and with such a Roman regard
+ to decorum and the <i>to prepon</i>, that he was always ready at a
+ moment's warning to make his appearance without embarrassment to himself
+ or to others. This done, he lay down on a mattress, and wrapped himself up
+ in a quilt, which in summer was always of cotton,&mdash;in autumn, of
+ wool; at the setting-in of winter he used both&mdash;and against very
+ severe cold, he protected himself by one of eider-down, of which the part
+ which covered his shoulders was not stuffed with feathers, but padded, or
+ rather wadded closely with layers of wool. Long practice had taught him a
+ very dexterous mode of <i>nesting</i> himself, as it were, in the
+ bed-clothes. First of all, he sat down on the bedside; then with an agile
+ motion he vaulted obliquely into his lair; next he drew one corner of the
+ bedclothes under his left shoulder, and passing it below his back, brought
+ it round so as to rest under his right shoulder; fourthly, by a particular
+ <i>tour d'adresse</i>, he treated the other corner in the same way, and
+ finally contrived to roll it round his whole person. Thus swathed like a
+ mummy, or (as I used to tell him) self-involved like the silk-worm in its
+ cocoon, he awaited the approach of sleep, which generally came on
+ immediately. For Kant's health was exquisite; not mere negative health, or
+ the absence of pain, but a state of positive pleasurable sensation, and a
+ genial sense of the entire possession of all his activities. Accordingly,
+ when packed up for the night in the way I have described, he would often
+ ejaculate to himself (as he used to tell us at dinner)&mdash;'Is it
+ possible to conceive a human being with more perfect health than myself?'
+ In fact, such was the innocence of his life, and such the happy condition
+ of his situation, that no uneasy passion ever arose to excite him&mdash;nor
+ care to harass&mdash;nor pain to awake him. Even in the severest winter
+ his sleeping-room was without a fire; only in his latter years he yielded
+ so far to the entreaties of his friends as to allow of a very small one.
+ All nursing or self-indulgence found no quarter with Kant. In fact, five
+ minutes, in the coldest weather, sufficed to supersede the first chill of
+ the bed, by the diffusion of a general glow over his person. If he had any
+ occasion to leave his room in the night-time, (for it was always kept dark
+ day and night, summer and winter,) he guided himself by a rope, which was
+ duly attached to his bed-post every night, and carried into the adjoining
+ apartment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Kant never perspired, [Footnote: This appears less extraordinary,
+ considering the description of Kant's person, given originally by
+ Reichardt, about eight years after his death. 'Kant,' says this writer,
+ 'was drier than dust both in body and mind. His person was small; and
+ possibly a more meagre, arid, parched anatomy of a man, has not appeared
+ upon this earth. The upper part of his face was grand; forehead lofty and
+ serene, nose elegantly turned, eyes brilliant and penetrating; but below
+ it expressed powerfully the coarsest sensuality, which in him displayed
+ itself by immoderate addiction to eating and drinking.' This last feature
+ of his temperament is here expressed much too harshly.] night or day. Yet
+ it was astonishing how much heat he supported habitually in his study, and
+ in fact was not easy if it wanted but one degree of this heat.
+ Seventy-five degrees of Fahrenheit was the invariable temperature of this
+ room in which he chiefly lived; and if it fell below that point, no matter
+ at what season of the year, he had it raised artificially to the usual
+ standard. In the heats of summer he went thinly dressed, and invariably in
+ silk stockings; yet, as even this dress could not always secure him
+ against perspiring when engaged in active exercise, he had a singular
+ remedy in reserve. Retiring to some shady place, he stood still and
+ motionless&mdash;with the air and attitude of a person listening, or in
+ suspense&mdash;until his usual <i>aridity</i> was restored. Even in the
+ most sultry summer night, if the slightest trace of perspiration had
+ sullied his night-dress, he spoke of it with emphasis, as of an accident
+ that perfectly shocked him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On this occasion, whilst illustrating Kant's notions of the animal
+ economy, it may be as well to add one other particular, which is, that for
+ fear of obstructing the circulation of the blood, he never would wear
+ garters; yet, as he found it difficult to keep up his stockings without
+ them, he had invented for himself a most elaborate substitute, which I
+ shall describe. In a little pocket, somewhat smaller than a watch-pocket,
+ but occupying pretty nearly the same situation as a watch-pocket on each
+ thigh, there was placed a small box, something like a watch-case, but
+ smaller; into this box was introduced a watch-spring in a wheel, round
+ about which wheel was wound an elastic cord, for regulating the force of
+ which there was a separate contrivance. To the two ends of this cord were
+ attached hooks, which hooks were carried through a small aperture in the
+ pockets, and so passing down the inner and the outer side of the thigh,
+ caught hold of two loops which were fixed on the off side and the near
+ side of each stocking. As might be expected, so complex an apparatus was
+ liable, like the Ptolemaic system of the heavens, to occasional
+ derangements; however, by good luck, I was able to apply an easy remedy to
+ these disorders which sometimes threatened to disturb the comfort, and
+ even the serenity, of the great man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Precisely at five minutes before five o'clock, winter or summer, Lampe,
+ Kant's servant, who had formerly served in the army, marched into his
+ master's room with the air of a sentinel on duty, and cried aloud in a
+ military tone,&mdash;'Mr. Professor, the time is come.' This summons Kant
+ invariably obeyed without one moment's delay, as a soldier does the word
+ of command&mdash;never, under any circumstances, allowing himself a
+ respite, not even under the rare accident of having passed a sleepless
+ night. As the clock struck five, Kant was seated at the breakfast-table,
+ where he drank what he called <i>one</i> cup of tea; and no doubt he
+ thought it such; but the fact was, that in part from his habit of reverie,
+ and in part also for the purpose of refreshing its warmth, he filled up
+ his cup so often, that in general he is supposed to have drunk two, three,
+ or some unknown number. Immediately after he smoked a pipe of tobacco,
+ (the only one which he allowed himself through the entire day,) but so
+ rapidly, that a pile of glowing embers remained unsmoked. During this
+ operation he thought over his arrangements for the day, as he had done the
+ evening before during the twilight. About seven he usually went to his
+ lecture-room, and from that he returned to his writing-table. Precisely at
+ three quarters before one he rose from his chair, and called aloud to the
+ cook,&mdash;'It has struck three quarters.' The meaning of which summons
+ was this:&mdash;Immediately after taking soup, it was his constant
+ practice to swallow what he called a dram, which consisted either of
+ Hungarian wine, of Rhenish, of a cordial, or (in default of these) of
+ Bishop. A flask of this was brought up by the cook on the proclamation of
+ the three quarters. Kant hurried with it to the eating-room, poured out
+ his <i>quantum</i>, left it standing in readiness, covered, however, with
+ paper, to prevent its becoming vapid, and then went back to his study, and
+ awaited the arrival of his guests, whom to the latest period of his life
+ he never received but in full dress.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus we come round again to dinner, and the reader has now an accurate
+ picture of the course of Kant's day; the rigid monotony of which was not
+ burthensome to him; and probably contributed, with the uniformity of his
+ diet, and other habits of the same regularity, to lengthen his life. On
+ this consideration, indeed, he had come to regard his health and his old
+ age as in a great measure the product of his own exertions. He spoke of
+ himself often under the figure of a gymnastic artist, who had continued
+ for nearly fourscore years to support his balance upon the slack-rope of
+ life, without once swerving to the right or to the left. In spite of every
+ illness to which his constitutional tendencies had exposed him, he still
+ kept his position in life triumphantly. However, he would sometimes
+ observe sportively, that it was really absurd, and a sort of insult to the
+ next generation for a man to live so long, because he thus interfered with
+ the prospects of younger people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This anxious attention to his health accounts for the great interest which
+ he attached to all new discoveries in medicine, or to new ways of
+ theorizing on the old ones. As a work of great pretension in both classes,
+ he set the highest value upon the theory of the Scotch physician Brown, or
+ (as it is usually called, from the Latin name of its author,) the
+ Brunonian Theory. No sooner had Weikard adopted [Footnote: This theory was
+ afterwards greatly modified in Germany; and, judging from the random
+ glances which I throw on these subjects, I believe that in this recast it
+ still keeps its ground in that country.] and made it known in Germany,
+ than Kant became familiar with it. He considered it not only as a great
+ step taken for medicine, but even for the general interests of man, and
+ fancied that in this he saw something analogous to the course which human
+ nature has held in still more important inquiries, viz.: first of all, a
+ continual ascent towards the more and more elaborately complex, and then a
+ treading back, on its own steps, towards the simple and elementary. Dr.
+ Beddoes's Essays, also, for producing by art and curing pulmonary
+ consumption, and the method of Reich for curing fevers, made a powerful
+ impression upon him; which, however, declined as those novelties
+ (especially the last) began to sink in credit. As to Dr. Jenner's
+ discovery of vaccination, he was less favorably disposed to it; he
+ apprehended dangerous consequences from the absorption of a brutal miasma
+ into the human blood, or at least into the lymph; and at any rate he
+ thought, that, as a guarantee against the variolous infection, it required
+ a much longer probation. Groundless as all these views were, it was
+ exceedingly entertaining to hear the fertility of argument and analogy
+ which he brought forward to support them. One of the subjects which
+ occupied him at the latter end of his life, was the theory and phenomena
+ of galvanism, which, however, he never satisfactorily mastered. Augustin's
+ book upon this subject was about the last that he read, and his copy still
+ retains on the margin his, pencil-marks of doubts, queries and
+ suggestions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The infirmities of age now began to steal upon Kant, and betrayed
+ themselves in more shapes than one. Connected with Kant's prodigious
+ memory for all things that had any intellectual bearings, he had from
+ youth labored under an unusual weakness of this faculty in relation to the
+ common affairs of daily life. Some remarkable instances of this are on
+ record, from the period of his childish days; and now, when his second
+ childhood was commencing, this infirmity increased upon him very sensibly.
+ One of the first signs was, that he began to repeat the same stories more
+ than once on the same day. Indeed, the decay of his memory was too
+ palpable to escape his own notice; and, to provide against it, and secure
+ himself from all apprehension of inflicting tedium upon his guests, he
+ began to write a syllabus, or list of themes, for each day's conversation,
+ on cards, or the covers of letters, or any chance scrap of paper. But
+ these memoranda accumulated so fast upon him, and were so easily lost, or
+ not forthcoming at the proper moment, that I prevailed on him to
+ substitute a blank-paper book, which I had directed to be made, and which
+ still remains, with some affecting memorials of his own conscious
+ weakness. As often happens, however, in such cases, he had a perfect
+ memory for the remote events of his life, and could repeat with great
+ readiness, and without once stumbling, very long passages from German or
+ Latin poems, especially from the AEneid, whilst the very words that had
+ been uttered but a moment before dropped away from his remembrance. The
+ past came forward with the distinctness and liveliness of an immediate
+ existence, whilst the present faded away into the obscurity of infinite
+ distance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another sign of his mental decay was the weakness with which he now began
+ to theorize. He accounted for everything by electricity. A singular
+ mortality at this time prevailed amongst the cats of Vienna, Basle,
+ Copenhagen, and other places. Cats being so eminently an electric animal,
+ of course he attributed this epizootic to electricity. During the same
+ period, he persuaded himself that a peculiar configuration of clouds
+ prevailed; this he took as a collateral proof of his electrical
+ hypothesis. His own headaches, too, which in all probability were a mere
+ remote effect of old age, and a direct one of an inability [Footnote: Mr.
+ Wasianski is quite in the wrong here. If the hindrances which nature
+ presented to the act of thinking were now on the increase, on the other
+ hand, the disposition to think, by his own acknowledgment, was on the
+ wane. The power and the habit altering in proportion, there is no case
+ made out of that disturbed equilibrium to which apparently he would
+ attribute the headaches. But the fact is, that, if he had been as well
+ acquainted with Kant's writings as with Kant personally, he would have
+ known, that some affection of the head of a spasmodic kind was complained
+ of by Kant at a time when nobody could suspect him of being in a decaying
+ state.] to think as easily and as severely as formerly, he explained upon
+ the same principle. And this was a notion of which his friends were not
+ anxious to disabuse him, because, as something of the same character of
+ weather (and therefore probably the same general tendency of the electric
+ power) is found to prevail for whole cycles of years, entrance upon
+ another cycle held out to him some prospect of relief. A delusion which
+ secured the comforts of hope was the next best thing to an actual remedy;
+ and a man who, in such circumstances, is cured of his delusion, '<i>cui
+ demptus per vim mentis gratissimus error</i>,' might reasonably have
+ exclaimed, '<i>Pol, me occidistis, amici.</i>'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Possibly the reader may suppose, that, in this particular instance of
+ charging his own decays upon the state of the atmosphere, Kant was
+ actuated by the weakness of vanity, or some unwillingness to face the real
+ fact that his powers were decaying. But this was not the case. He was
+ perfectly aware of his own condition, and, as early as 1799, he said, in
+ my presence, to a party of his friends&mdash;'Gentlemen, I am old, and
+ weak, and childish, and you must treat me as a child.' Or perhaps it may
+ be thought that he shrank from the contemplation of death, which, as
+ apoplexy seemed to be threatened by the pains in his head, might have
+ happened any day. But neither was this the case. He now lived in a
+ continual state of resignation, and prepared to meet any dispensation of
+ Providence. 'Gentlemen,' said he one day to his guests, 'I do not fear to
+ die. I assure you, as in the presence of God, that if I were this night to
+ be made suddenly aware that I was on the point of being summoned, I would
+ raise my hands to heaven, fold them, and say, Blessed be God! If indeed it
+ were possible that a whisper such as this could reach my ear&mdash;Fourscore
+ years thou hast lived, in which time thou hast inflicted much evil upon
+ thy fellow-men, the case would be otherwise.' Whosoever has heard Kant
+ speak of his own death, will bear witness to the tone of earnest sincerity
+ which, on such occasions, marked his manner and utterance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A third sign of his decaying faculties was, that he now lost all accurate
+ measure of time. One minute, nay, without exaggeration, a much less space
+ of time, stretched out in his apprehension of things to a wearisome
+ duration. Of this I can give one rather amusing instance, which was of
+ constant recurrence. At the beginning of the last year of his life, he
+ fell into a custom of taking immediately after dinner a cup of coffee,
+ especially on those days when it happened that I was of his party. And
+ such was the importance he attached to this little pleasure, that he would
+ even make a memorandum beforehand, in the blank-paper book I had given
+ him, that on the next day I was to dine with him, and consequently that
+ there was to be coffee. Sometimes it would happen, that the interest of
+ conversation carried him past the time at which he felt the craving for
+ it; and this I was not sorry to observe, as I feared that coffee, which he
+ had never been accustomed to, [Footnote: How this happened to be the case
+ in Germany, Mr. Wasianski has not explained. Perhaps the English merchants
+ at Königsberg, being amongst Kant's oldest and most intimate friends, had
+ early familiarized him to the practice of drinking tea, and to other
+ English tastes. However, Jachmann tells us, (p. 164,) that Kant was
+ extravagantly fond of coffee, but forced himself to abstain from it under
+ a notion that it was very unwholesome.] might disturb his rest at night.
+ But, if this did not happen, then commenced a scene of some interest.
+ Coffee must be brought 'upon the spot,' (a word he had constantly in his
+ mouth during his latter days,) 'in a moment.' And the expressions of his
+ impatience, though from old habit still gentle, were so lively, and had so
+ much of infantine naďveté about them, that none of us could forbear
+ smiling. Knowing what would happen, I had taken care that all the
+ preparations should be made beforehand; the coffee was ground; the water
+ was boiling; and the very moment the word was given, his servant shot in
+ like an arrow, and plunged the coffee into the water. All that remained,
+ therefore, was to give it time to boil up. But this trifling delay seemed
+ unendurable to Kant. All consolations were thrown away upon him: vary the
+ formula as we might, he was never at a loss for a reply. If it was said&mdash;'Dear
+ Professor, the coffee will be brought up in a moment.'&mdash;'<i>Will</i>
+ be!' he would say, 'but there's the rub, that it only <i>will</i> be:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Man never <i>is</i>, but always <i>to be</i> blest.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If another cried out&mdash;'The coffee is coming immediately.'&mdash;'Yes,'
+ he would retort, 'and so is the next hour: and, by the way, it's about
+ that length of time that I have waited for it.' Then he would collect
+ himself with a stoical air, and say&mdash;'Well, one can die after all: it
+ is but dying; and in the next world, thank God! there is no drinking of
+ coffee, and consequently no&mdash;waiting for it.' Sometimes he would rise
+ from his chair, open the door, and cry out with a feeble querulousness&mdash;'Coffee!
+ coffee!' And when at length he heard the servant's step upon the stairs,
+ he would turn round to us, and, as joyfully as ever sailor from the
+ mast-head, he would call out&mdash;'Land, land! my dear friends, I see
+ land.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This general decline in Kant's powers, active and passive, gradually
+ brought about a revolution in his habits of life. Heretofore, as I have
+ already mentioned, he went to bed at ten, and rose a little before five.
+ The latter practice he still observed, but not the other. In 1802 he
+ retired as early as nine, and afterwards still earlier. He found himself
+ so much refreshed by this addition to his rest, that at first he was
+ disposed to utter a <i>Euraeka</i>, as over some great discovery in the
+ art of restoring exhausted nature: but afterwards, on pushing it still
+ farther, he did not find the success answer his expectations. His walks he
+ now limited to a few turns in the King's gardens, which were at no great
+ distance from his own house. In order to walk more firmly, he adopted a
+ peculiar method of stepping; he carried his foot to the ground, not
+ forward, and obliquely, but perpendicularly, and with a kind of stamp, so
+ as to secure a larger basis, by setting down the entire sole at once.
+ Notwithstanding this precaution, upon one occasion he fell in the street.
+ He was quite unable to raise himself; and two young ladies, who saw the
+ accident, ran to his assistance. With his usual graciousness of manner he
+ thanked them fervently for their assistance, and presented one of them
+ with a rose which he happened to have in his hand. This lady was not
+ personally known to Kant; but she was greatly delighted with his little
+ present, and still keeps the rose as a frail memorial of her transitory
+ interview with the great philosopher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This accident, as I have reason to think, was the cause of his henceforth
+ renouncing exercise altogether. All labors, even that of reading, were now
+ performed slowly, and with manifest effort; and those which cost him any
+ bodily exertion became very exhausting to him. His feet refused to do
+ their office more and more; he fell continually, both when moving across
+ the room, and even when standing still: yet he seldom suffered from these
+ falls; and he constantly laughed at them, maintaining that it was
+ impossible he could hurt himself, from the extreme lightness of his
+ person, which was indeed by this time the merest skeleton. Very often,
+ especially in the morning, he dropped asleep in his chair from pure
+ weariness: on these occasions he fell forward upon the floor, and lay
+ there unable to raise himself up, until accident brought one of his
+ servants or his friends into the room. Afterwards these falls were
+ prevented, by substituting a chair with circular supports, that met and
+ clasped in front.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These unseasonable dozings exposed him to another danger. He fell
+ repeatedly, whilst reading, with his head into the candles; a cotton
+ night-cap which he wore was instantly in a blaze, and flaming about his
+ head. Whenever this happened, Kant behaved with great presence of mind.
+ Disregarding the pain, he seized the blazing cap, drew it from his head,
+ laid it quietly on the floor, and trod out the flames with his feet. Yet,
+ as this last act brought his dressing-gown into a dangerous neighborhood
+ to the flames, I changed the form of his cap, persuaded him to arrange the
+ candles differently, and had a decanter of water placed constantly by his
+ side; and in this way I applied a remedy to a danger, which would else
+ probably have been fatal to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the sallies of impatience, which I have described in the case of the
+ coffee, there was reason to fear that, with the increasing infirmities of
+ Kant, would grow up a general waywardness and obstinacy of temper. For my
+ own sake, therefore, and not less for his, I now laid down one rule for my
+ future conduct in his house; which was, that I would, on no occasion,
+ allow my reverence for him to interfere with the firmest expression of my
+ opinion on subjects relating to his own health; and in cases of great
+ importance, that I would make no compromise with his particular humors,
+ but insist, not only on my view of the case, but also on the practical
+ adoption of my views; or, if this were refused me, that I would take my
+ departure at once, and not be made responsible for the comfort of a person
+ whom I had no power to influence. And this behavior on my part it was that
+ won Kant's confidence; for there was nothing which disgusted him so much
+ as any approach to fawning or sycophancy. As his imbecility increased, he
+ became daily more liable to mental delusions; and, in particular, he fell
+ into many fantastic notions about the conduct of his servants, and, in
+ consequence, into a peevish mode of treating them. Upon these occasions I
+ generally observed a deep silence. But sometimes he would ask me for my
+ opinion; and when this happened, I did not scruple to say, 'Ingenuously,
+ then, Mr. Professor, I think that you are in the wrong.'&mdash;'You think
+ so?' he would reply calmly, at the same time asking for my reasons, which
+ he would listen to with great patience, and openness to conviction.
+ Indeed, it was evident that the firmest opposition, so long as it rested
+ upon assignable grounds and principles, won upon his regard; whilst his
+ own nobleness of character still moved him to habitual contempt for
+ timorous and partial acquiescence in his opinions, even when his
+ infirmities made him most anxious for such acquiescence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Earlier in life Kant had been little used to contradiction. His superb
+ understanding, his brilliancy in conversation, founded in part upon his
+ ready and sometimes rather caustic wit, and in part upon his prodigious
+ command of knowledge&mdash;the air of noble self-confidence which the
+ consciousness of these advantages impressed upon his manners&mdash;and the
+ general knowledge of the severe innocence of his life&mdash;all combined
+ to give him a station of superiority to others, which generally secured
+ him from open contradiction. And if it sometimes happened that he met a
+ noisy and intemperate opposition, supported by any pretences to wit, he
+ usually withdrew himself from that sort of unprofitable altercation with
+ dignity, by contriving to give such a turn to the conversation as won the
+ general favor of the company to himself, and impressed, silence, or
+ modesty at least, upon the boldest disputant. From a person so little
+ familiar with opposition, it could scarcely have been anticipated that he
+ should daily surrender his wishes to mine&mdash;if not without discussion,
+ yet always without displeasure. So, however, it was. No habit, of whatever
+ long standing, could be objected to as injurious to his health, but he
+ would generally renounce it. And he had this excellent custom in such
+ cases, that either he would resolutely and at once decide for his own
+ opinion, or, if he professed to follow his friend's, he would follow it
+ sincerely, and not try it unfairly by trying it imperfectly. Any plan,
+ however trifling, which he had once consented to adopt on the suggestion
+ of another, was never afterwards defeated or embarrassed by unseasonable
+ interposition from his own humors. And thus, the very period of his decay
+ drew forth so many fresh expressions of his character, in its amiable or
+ noble features, as daily increased my affection and reverence for his
+ person.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having mentioned his servants, I shall here take occasion to give some
+ account of his man-servant Lampe. It was a great misfortune for Kant, in
+ his old age and infirmities, that this man also became old, and subject to
+ a different sort of infirmities. This Lampe had originally served in the
+ Prussian army; on quitting which he entered the service of Kant. In this
+ situation he had lived about forty years; and, though always dull and
+ stupid, had, in the early part of this period, discharged his duties with
+ tolerable fidelity. But latterly, presuming upon his own
+ indispensableness, from his perfect knowledge of all the domestic
+ arrangements, and upon his master's weakness, he had fallen into great
+ irregularities and neglect of his duties. Kant had been obliged,
+ therefore, of late, to threaten repeatedly that he would discharge him. I,
+ who knew that Kant, though one of the kindest-hearted men, was also one of
+ the firmest, foresaw that this discharge, once given, would be
+ irrevocable: for the word of Kant was as sacred as other men's oaths.
+ Consequently, upon every opportunity, I remonstrated with Lampe on the
+ folly of his conduct, and his wife joined me on these occasions. Indeed,
+ it was high time that a change should be made in some quarter; for it now
+ became dangerous to leave Kant, who was constantly falling from weakness,
+ to the care of an old ruffian, who was himself apt to fall from
+ intoxication. The fact was, that from the moment I undertook the
+ management of Kant's affairs, Lampe saw there was an end to his old system
+ of abusing his master's confidence in pecuniary affairs, and the other
+ advantages which he took of his helpless situation. This made him
+ desperate, and he behaved worse and worse; until one morning, in January,
+ 1802, Kant told me, that, humiliating as he felt such a confession, the
+ fact was, that Lampe had just treated him in a way which he was ashamed to
+ repeat. I was too much shocked to distress him by inquiring into the
+ particulars. But the result was, that Kant now insisted, temperately but
+ firmly, on Lampe's dismissal. Accordingly, a new servant, of the name of
+ Kaufmann, was immediately engaged; and on the next day Lampe was
+ discharged with a handsome pension for life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here I must mention a little circumstance which does honor to Kant's
+ benevolence. In his last will, on the assumption that Lampe would continue
+ with him to his death, he had made a very liberal provision for him; but
+ upon this new arrangement of the pension, which was to take effect
+ immediately, it became necessary to revoke that part of his will, which he
+ did in a separate codicil, that began thus:&mdash;'In consequence of the
+ ill behavior of my servant Lampe, I think fit,' &amp;c. But soon after,
+ considering that such a record of Lampe's misconduct might be seriously
+ injurious to his interests, he cancelled the passage, and expressed it in
+ such a way, that no trace remained behind of his just displeasure. And his
+ benign nature was gratified with knowing, that, this one sentence blotted
+ out, there remained no other in all his numerous writings, published or
+ confidential, which spoke the language of anger, or could leave any ground
+ for doubting that he died in charity with all the world. Upon Lampe's
+ calling to demand a written character, he was, however, a good deal
+ embarrassed; his stern reverence for truth being, in this instance, armed
+ against the first impulses of his kindness. Long and anxiously he sat,
+ with the certificate lying before him, debating how he should fill up the
+ blanks. I was present, but in such a matter I did not take the liberty of
+ suggesting any advice. At last, he took his pen, and filled up the blank
+ as follows:&mdash;'&mdash;has served me long and faithfully,'&mdash;(for
+ Kant was not aware that he had robbed him,)&mdash;'but did not display
+ those particular qualifications which fitted him for waiting on an old and
+ infirm man like myself.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This scene of disturbance over, which to Kant, a lover of peace and
+ tranquillity, caused a shock that he would gladly have been spared; it was
+ fortunate that no other of that nature occurred during the rest of his
+ life. Kaufmann, the successor of Lampe, turned out to be a respectable and
+ upright man, and soon conceived a great attachment to his master's person.
+ Things now put on a new face in Kant's family: by the removal of one of
+ the belligerents, peace was once more restored amongst his servants; for
+ hitherto there had been eternal wars between Lampe and the cook. Sometimes
+ it was Lampe that carried a war of aggression into the cook's territory of
+ the kitchen; sometimes it was the cook that revenged these insults, by
+ sallying out upon Lampe in the neutral ground of the hall, or invaded him
+ even in his own sanctuary of the butler's pantry. The uproars were
+ everlasting; and thus far it was fortunate for the peace of the
+ philosopher, that his hearing had begun to fail; by which means he was
+ spared many an exhibition of hateful passions and ruffian violence, which
+ annoyed his guests and friends. But now all things had changed: deep
+ silence reigned in the pantry; the kitchen rang no more with martial
+ alarums; and the hall was unvexed with skirmish or pursuit. Yet it may be
+ readily supposed that to Kant, at the age of seventy-eight, changes, even
+ for the better, were not welcome: so intense had been the uniformity of
+ his life and habits, that the least innovation in the arrangement of
+ articles as trifling as a penknife, or a pair of scissors, disturbed him;
+ and not merely if they were pushed two or three inches out of their
+ customary position, but even if they were laid a little awry; and as to
+ larger objects, such as chairs, &amp;c., any dislocation of their usual
+ arrangement, any trans position, or addition to their number, perfectly
+ confounded him; and his eye appeared restlessly to haunt the seat of the
+ mal-arrangement, until the ancient order was restored. With such habits
+ the reader may conceive how distressing it must have been to him, at this
+ period of decaying powers, to adapt himself to a new servant, a new voice,
+ a new step, &amp;c.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Aware of this, I had on the day before he entered upon his duties, written
+ down for the new servant upon a sheet of paper the entire routine of
+ Kant's daily life, down to the minutest and most trivial circumstances;
+ all which he mastered with the greatest rapidity. To make sure, however,
+ we went through a rehearsal of the whole ritual; he performing the
+ manoeuvres, I looking on and giving the word. Still I felt uneasy at the
+ idea of his being left entirely to his own discretion on his first <i>debut</i>
+ in good earnest, and therefore I made a point of attending on this
+ important day; and in the few instances where the new recruit missed the
+ accurate manoeuvre, a glance or a nod from me easily made him comprehend
+ his failure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One part only there was of the daily ceremonial, where all of us were at a
+ loss, as it was a part which no mortal eyes had ever witnessed but those
+ of Lampe: this was breakfast. However, that we might do all in our power,
+ I myself attended at four o'clock in the morning. The day happened, as I
+ remember, to be the 1st of February, 1802. Precisely at five, Kant made
+ his appearance; and nothing could equal his astonishment on finding me in
+ the room. Fresh from the confusion of dreaming, and bewildered alike by
+ the sight of his new servant, by Lampe's absence, and by my presence, he
+ could with difficulty be made to comprehend the purpose of my visit. A
+ friend in need is a friend indeed; and we would now have given any money
+ to that learned person who could have instructed us in the arrangement of
+ the breakfast table. But this was a mystery revealed to none but Lampe. At
+ length Kant took this task upon himself; and apparently all was now
+ settled to his satisfaction. Yet still it struck me that he was under some
+ embarrassment or constraint. Upon this I said&mdash;that, with his
+ permission, I would take a cup of tea, and afterwards smoke a pipe with
+ him. He accepted my offer with his usual courteous demeanor; but seemed
+ unable to familiarize himself with the novelty of his situation. I was at
+ this time sitting directly opposite to him; and at last he frankly told
+ me, but with the kindest and most apologetic air, that he was really under
+ the necessity of begging that I would sit out of his sight; for that,
+ having sat alone at the breakfast table for considerably more than half a
+ century, he could not abruptly adapt his mind to a change in this respect;
+ and he found his thoughts very sensibly disturbed. I did as he desired;
+ the servant retired into an antiroom, where he waited within call; and
+ Kant recovered his wonted composure. Just the same scene passed over
+ again, when I called at the same hour on a fine summer morning some months
+ after.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Henceforth all went right: or, if occasionally some little mistake
+ occurred, Kant showed himself very considerate and indulgent, and would
+ remark of his own accord, that a new servant could not be expected to know
+ all his peculiar ways and humors. In one respect, indeed, this man adapted
+ himself to Kant's scholarlike taste, in a way which Lampe was incapable of
+ doing. Kant was somewhat fastidious in matters of pronunciation; and this
+ man had a great facility in catching the true sound of Latin words, the
+ titles of books, and the names or designations of Kant's friends: not one
+ of which accomplishments could Lampe, the most insufferable of blockheads,
+ ever attain to. In particular, I have been told by Kant's old friends,
+ that for the space of more than thirty years, during which he had been in
+ the habit of reading the newspaper published by Hartung, Lampe delivered
+ it with the same identical blunder on every day of publication.&mdash;'Mr.
+ Professor, here is Hart<i>mann's</i> journal.' Upon which Kant would reply&mdash;'Eh!
+ what?&mdash;What's that you say? Hartmann's journal? I tell you, it is not
+ Hartmann, but Hartung: now, repeat it after me&mdash;not Hartmann, but
+ Hartung.' Then Lampe, looking sulky, and drawing himself up with the stiff
+ air of a soldier on guard, and in the very same monotonous tone with which
+ he had been used to sing out his challenge of&mdash;<i>Who goes there?</i>
+ would roar&mdash;'not Hartmann, but Hartung.' 'Now again!' Kant would say:
+ on which again Lampe roared&mdash;'not Hartmann, but Hartung.' 'Now a
+ third time,' cried Kant: on which for a third time the unhappy Lampe would
+ howl out&mdash;'not Hartmann, but Hartung.' And this whimsical scene of
+ parade duty was continually repeated: duly as the day of publication came,
+ the irreclaimable old dunce was put through the same manoeuvres, which
+ were as invariably followed by the same blunder on the next. In spite,
+ however, of this advantage, in the new servant, and his general
+ superiority to his predecessor, Kant's nature was too kind and good, and
+ too indulgent to all people's infirmities but his own, not to miss the
+ voice and the 'old familiar face' that he had been accustomed to for forty
+ years. And I met with what struck me as an affecting instance of Kant's
+ yearning after his old good-for-nothing servant in his memorandum-book:
+ other people record what they wish to remember; but Kant had here recorded
+ what he was to forget. 'Mem.: February, 1802, the name of Lampe must now
+ be remembered no more.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the spring of this year, 1802, I advised Kant to take the air. It was
+ very long since he had been out of doors, [Footnote: Wasianski here
+ returns thanks to some unknown person, who, having observed that Kant in
+ his latter walks took pleasure in leaning against a particular wall to
+ view the prospect, had caused a seat to be fixed at that point for his
+ use.] and walking was now out of the question. But I thought the motion of
+ a carriage and the air would be likely to revive him. On the power of
+ vernal sights and sounds I did not much rely; for these had long ceased to
+ affect him. Of all the changes that spring brings with it, there was one
+ only that now interested Kant; and he longed for it with an eagerness and
+ intensity of expectation, that it was almost painful to witness: this was
+ the return of a hedge sparrow that sang in his garden, and before his
+ window. This bird, either the same, or one of the next generation, had
+ sung for years in the same situation; and Kant grew uneasy when the cold
+ weather, lasting longer than usual, retarded its return. Like Lord Bacon,
+ indeed, he had a childlike love for birds in general, and in particular,
+ took pains to encourage the sparrows to build above the windows of his
+ study; and when this happened, (as it often did, from the silence which
+ prevailed in his study,) he watched their proceedings with the delight and
+ the tenderness which others give to a human interest. To return to the
+ point I was speaking of, Kant was at first very unwilling to accede to my
+ proposal of going abroad. 'I shall sink down in the carriage,' said he,
+ 'and fall together like a heap of old rags.' But I persisted with a gentle
+ importunity in urging him to the attempt, assuring him that we would
+ return immediately if he found the effort too much for him. Accordingly,
+ upon a tolerably warm day of early [Footnote: Mr. Wasianski says&mdash;<i>late</i>
+ in summer: but, as he elsewhere describes by the same expression of 'late
+ in summer,' a day which was confessedly <i>before</i> the longest day, and
+ as the multitude of birds which continued to sing will not allow us to
+ suppose that the summer could be very far advanced, I have translated
+ accordingly.] summer, I, and an old friend of Kant's, accompanied him to a
+ little place which I rented in the country. As we drove through the
+ streets, Kant was delighted to find that he could sit upright, and bear
+ the motion of the carriage, and seemed to draw youthful pleasure from the
+ sight of the towers and other public buildings, which he had not seen for
+ years. We reached the place of our destination in high spirits. Kant drank
+ a cup of coffee, and attempted to smoke a little. After this, he sat and
+ sunned himself, listening with delight to the warbling of birds, which
+ congregated in great numbers about this spot. He distinguished every bird
+ by its song, and called it by its right name. After staying about half an
+ hour, we set off on our homeward journey, Kant still cheerful, but
+ apparently satiated with his day's enjoyment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had on this occasion purposely avoided taking him to any public gardens,
+ that I might not disturb his pleasure by exposing him to the distressing
+ gaze of public curiosity. However, it was known in Königsberg that Kant
+ had gone out; and accordingly, as the carriage moved through the streets
+ which led to his residence, there was a general rush from all quarters in
+ that direction, and, when we turned into the street where the house stood,
+ we found it already choked up with people. As we slowly drew up to the
+ door, a lane was formed in the crowd, through which Kant was led, I and my
+ friend supporting him on our arms. Looking at the crowd, I observed the
+ faces of many persons of rank, and distinguished strangers, some of whom
+ now saw Kant for the first time, and many of them for the last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the winter of 1802-3 approached, he complained more than ever of an
+ affection of the stomach, which no medical man had been able to mitigate,
+ or even to explain. The winter passed over in a complaining way; he was
+ weary of life, and longed for the hour of dismission. 'I can be of service
+ to the world no more,' said he, 'and am a burden to myself.' Often I
+ endeavored to cheer him by the anticipation of excursions that we would
+ make together when summer came again. On these he calculated with so much
+ earnestness, that he had made a regular scale or classification of them&mdash;l.
+ Airings; 2. Journeys; 3. Travels. And nothing could equal the yearning
+ impatience expressed for the coming of spring and summer, not so much for
+ their own peculiar attractions, as because they were the seasons for
+ travelling. In his memorandum-book, he made this note:&mdash;'The three
+ summer months are June, July, and August'&mdash;meaning that they were the
+ three months for travelling. And in conversation he expressed the feverish
+ strength of his wishes so plaintively and affectingly, that everybody was
+ drawn into powerful sympathy with him, and wished for some magical means
+ of ante-dating the course of the seasons.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this winter his bed-room was often warmed. This was the room in which
+ he kept his little collection of books, of about four hundred and fifty
+ volumes, chiefly presentation-copies from the authors. It may seem
+ singular that Kant, who read so extensively, should have no larger
+ library; but he had less need of one than most scholars, having in his
+ earlier years been librarian at the Royal Library of the Castle; and since
+ then having enjoyed from the liberality of Hartknoch, his publisher, (who,
+ in his turn, had profited by the liberal terms on which Kant had made over
+ to him the copyright of his own works,) the first sight of every new book
+ that appeared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the close of this winter, that is in 1803, Kant first began to complain
+ of unpleasant dreams, sometimes of very terrific ones, which awakened him
+ in great agitation. Oftentimes melodies, which he had heard in earliest
+ youth sung in the streets of Königsberg, resounded painfully in his ears,
+ and dwelt upon them in a way from which no efforts of abstraction could
+ release him. These kept him awake to unseasonable hours; and often when,
+ after long watching, he had fallen asleep, however deep his sleep might
+ be, it was suddenly broken up by terrific dreams, which alarmed him beyond
+ description. Almost every night, the bell-rope, which communicated with a
+ bell in the room above his own, where his servant slept, was pulled
+ violently, and with the utmost agitation. No matter how fast the servant
+ might hurry down, he was almost always too late, and was pretty sure to
+ find his master out of bed, and often making his way in terror to some
+ other part of the house. The weakness of his feet exposed him to such
+ dreadful falls on these occasions, that at length (but with much
+ difficulty) I persuaded him to let his servant sleep in the same room with
+ himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The morbid affection of the stomach began now to be more and more
+ distressing; and he tried various applications, which he had formerly been
+ loud in condemning, such as a few drops of rum upon a piece of sugar,
+ naphtha, [Footnote: For Kant's particular complaint, as described by other
+ biographers, a quarter of a grain of opium, every twelve hours, would have
+ been the best remedy, perhaps a perfect remedy.] &amp;c. But all these
+ were only palliatives; for his advanced age precluded the hope of a
+ radical cure. His dreadful dreams became continually more appalling:
+ single scenes, or passages in these dreams, were sufficient to compose the
+ whole course of mighty tragedies, the impression from which was so
+ profound as to stretch far into his waking hours. Amongst other
+ phantasmata more shocking and indescribable, his dreams constantly
+ represented to him the forms of murderers advancing to his bedside; and so
+ agitated was he by the awful trains of phantoms that swept past him
+ nightly, that in the first confusion of awaking he generally mistook his
+ servant, who was hastening to his assistance, for a murderer. In the
+ day-time we often conversed upon these shadowy illusions; and Kant, with
+ his usual spirit of stoical contempt for nervous weakness of every sort,
+ laughed at them; and, to fortify his own resolution to contend against
+ them, he wrote down in his memorandum-book, 'There must be no yielding to
+ panics of darkness.' At my suggestion, however, he now burned a light in
+ his chamber, so placed as that the rays might be shaded from his face. At
+ first he was very averse to this, though gradually he became reconciled to
+ it. But that he could bear it at all, was to me an expression of the great
+ revolution accomplished by the terrific agency of his dreams. Heretofore,
+ darkness and utter silence were the two pillars on which his sleep rested:
+ no step must approach his room; and as to light, if he saw but a moonbeam
+ penetrating a crevice of the shutters, it made him unhappy; and, in fact,
+ the windows of his bed-chamber were barricadoed night and day. But now
+ darkness was a terror to him, and silence an oppression. In addition to
+ his lamp, therefore, he had now a repeater in his room; the sound was at
+ first too loud, but, after muffling the hammer with cloth, both the
+ ticking and the striking became companionable sounds to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this time (spring of 1803) his appetite began to fail, which I thought
+ no good sign. Many persons insist that Kant was in the habit of eating too
+ much for health. [Footnote: Who these worthy people were that criticised
+ Kant's eating, is not mentioned. They could have had no opportunity of
+ exercising their abilities on this question, except as hosts, guests, or
+ fellow-guests; and in any of those characters, a gentleman, one would
+ suppose, must feel himself degraded by directing his attention to a point
+ of that nature. However, the merits of the case stand thus between the
+ parlies: Kant, it is agreed by all his biographers, ate only once a day;
+ for as to his breakfast, it was nothing more than a very weak infusion of
+ tea, (vide Jachmann's Letters, p. 163,) with no bread, or eatable of any
+ kind. Now, his critics, by general confession, ate their way, from 'morn
+ to dewy eve,' through the following course of meals: 1. Breakfast early in
+ the morning; 2. Breakfast <i>ŕ la fourchette</i> about ten, A.M.; 3.
+ Dinner at one or two; 4. Vesper Brod; 5. Abend Brod; all which does really
+ seem a very fair allowance for a man who means to lecture upon abstinence
+ at night. But I shall cut this matter short by stating one plain fact;
+ there were two things, and no more, for which Kant had an inordinate
+ craving during his whole life; these were tobacco and coffee; and from
+ both these he abstained almost altogether, merely under a sense of duty,
+ resting probably upon erroneous grounds. Of the first he allowed himself a
+ very small quantity, (and everybody knows that temperance is a more
+ difficult virtue than abstinence;) of the other none at all, until the
+ labors of his life were accomplished.] I, however, cannot assent to this
+ opinion; for he ate but once a day, and drank no beer. Of this liquor, (I
+ mean the strong black beer,) he was, indeed, the most determined enemy. If
+ ever a man died prematurely, Kant would say&mdash;'He has been drinking
+ beer, I presume.' Or, if another were indisposed, you might be sure he
+ would ask, 'But does he drink beer?' And, according to the answer on this
+ point, he regulated his anticipations for the patient. Strong beer, in
+ short, he uniformly maintained to be a slow poison. Voltaire, by the way,
+ had said to a young physician who denounced coffee under the same bad name
+ of a 'slow poison,' 'You're right there, my friend, however; slow it is,
+ and horribly slow; for I have been drinking it these seventy years, and it
+ has not killed me yet;' but this was an answer which, in the case of beer,
+ Kant would not allow of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the 22d of April, 1803, his birth-day, the last which he lived to see,
+ was celebrated in a full assembly of his friends. This festival he had
+ long looked forward to with great expectation, and delighted even to hear
+ the progress made in the preparations for it. But when the day came, the
+ over-excitement and tension of expectation seemed to have defeated itself.
+ He tried to appear happy; but the bustle of a numerous company confounded
+ and distressed him; and his spirits were manifestly forced. He seemed
+ first to revive to any real sense of pleasure at night, when the company
+ had departed, and he was undressing in his study. He then talked with much
+ pleasure about the presents which, as usual, would be made to his servants
+ on this occasion; for Kant was never happy himself, unless he saw all
+ around him happy. He was a great maker of presents; but at the same time
+ he had no toleration for the studied theatrical effect, the accompaniment
+ of formal congratulations, and the sentimental pathos with which birth-day
+ presents are made in Germany. [Footnote: In this, as in many other things,
+ the taste of Kant was entirely English and Roman; as, on the other hand,
+ some eminent Englishmen, I am sorry to say, have, on this very point,
+ shown the effeminacy and <i>falsetto</i> taste of the Germans. In
+ particular, Mr. Coleridge, describing, in The Friend, the custom amongst
+ German children of making presents to their parents on Christmas Eve, (a
+ custom which he unaccountably supposes to be peculiar to Ratzeburg,)
+ represents the mother as 'weeping aloud for joy'&mdash;the old idiot of a
+ father with 'tears running down his face,' &amp;c. &amp;c., and all for
+ what? For a snuff-box, a pencil-case, or some article of jewellery. Now,
+ we English agree with Kant on such maudlin display of stage
+ sentimentality, and are prone to suspect that papa's tears are the product
+ of rum-punch. Tenderness let us have by all means, and the deepest you can
+ imagine, but upon proportionate occasions, and with causes fitted to
+ justify it and sustain its dignity.] In all this, his masculine taste gave
+ him a sense of something fade and ludicrous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The summer of 1803 was now come, and, visiting Kant one day, I was
+ thunderstruck to hear him direct me, in the most serious tone, to provide
+ the funds necessary for an extensive foreign tour. I made no opposition,
+ but asked his reasons for such a plan; he alleged the miserable sensations
+ he had in his stomach, which were no longer endurable. Knowing what power
+ over Kant a quotation from a Roman poet had always had, I simply replied&mdash;'Post
+ equitem sedet atra cura,' and for the present he said no more. But the
+ touching and pathetic earnestness with which he was continually
+ ejaculating prayers for warmer weather, made it doubtful to me whether his
+ wishes on this point ought not, partially at least, to be gratified; and I
+ therefore proposed to him a little excursion to the cottage we had visited
+ the year before. 'Anywhere,' said he, 'no matter whither, provided it be
+ far enough.' Towards the latter end of June, therefore, we executed this
+ scheme; on getting into the carriage, the order of the day with Kant was,
+ 'Distance, distance. Only let us go far enough,' said he: but scarcely had
+ we reached the city-gates before the journey seemed already to have lasted
+ too long. On reaching the cottage we found coffee waiting for us; but he
+ would scarcely allow himself time for drinking it, before he ordered the
+ carriage to the door; and the journey back seemed insupportably long to
+ him, though it was performed in something less than twenty minutes. 'Is
+ this never to have an end?' was his continual exclamation; and great was
+ his joy when he found himself once more in his study, undressed, and in
+ bed. And for this night he slept in peace, and once again was liberated
+ from the persecution of dreams.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Soon after he began again to talk of journeys, of travels in remote
+ countries, &amp;c., and, in consequence, we repeated our former excursion
+ several times; and though the circumstances were pretty nearly the same on
+ every occasion, and always terminating in disappointment as to the
+ immediate pleasure anticipated, yet, undoubtedly, they were, on the whole,
+ salutary to his spirits. In particular, the cottage itself, standing under
+ the shelter of tall alders, with a valley stretched beneath it, through
+ which a little brook meandered, broken by a water-fall, whose pealing
+ sound dwelt pleasantly on the ear, sometimes, on a quiet sunny day, gave a
+ lively delight to Kant: and once, under accidental circumstances of summer
+ clouds and sun-lights, the little pastoral landscape suddenly awakened a
+ lively remembrance which had been long laid asleep, of a heavenly summer
+ morning in youth, which he had passed in a bower upon the banks of a
+ rivulet that ran through the grounds of a dear and early friend, Gen. Von
+ Lossow. The strength of the impression was such, that he seemed actually
+ to be living over that morning again, thinking as he then thought, and
+ conversing with those that were no more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His very last excursion was in August of this year, (1803,) not to my
+ cottage, but to the garden of a friend. But on this day he manifested
+ great impatience. It had been arranged that he was to meet an old friend
+ at the gardens; and I, with two other gentlemen, attended him. It happened
+ that <i>out</i> party arrived first; and such was Kant's weakness, and
+ total loss of power to estimate the duration of time, that, after waiting
+ a few moments, he insisted that some hours had elapsed&mdash;that his
+ friend could not be expected&mdash;and went away in great discomposure of
+ mind. And so ended Kant's travelling in this world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the beginning of autumn the sight of his right eye began to fail him;
+ the left he had long lost the use of. This earliest of his losses, by the
+ way, he discovered by mere accident, and without any previous warning.
+ Sitting down one day to rest himself in the course of a walk, it occurred
+ to him that he would try the comparative strength of his eyes; but on
+ taking out a newspaper which he had in his pocket, he was surprised to
+ find that with his left eye he could not distinguish a letter. In earlier
+ life he had two remarkable affections of the eyes: once, on returning from
+ a walk, he saw objects double for a long space of time; and twice he
+ became stone-blind. Whether these accidents are to be considered as
+ uncommon, I leave to the decision of oculists. Certain it is, they gave
+ very little disturbance to Kant; who, until old age had reduced his
+ powers, lived in a constant state of stoical preparation for the worst
+ that could befall him. I was now shocked to think of the degree in which
+ his burthensome sense of dependence would be aggravated, if he should
+ totally lose the power of sight. As it was, he read and wrote with great
+ difficulty: in fact, his writing was little better than that which most
+ people can produce as a trial of skill with their eyes shut. From old
+ habits of solitary study, he had no pleasure in hearing others read to
+ him; and he daily distressed me by the pathetic earnestness of his
+ entreaties that I would have a reading-glass devised for him. Whatever my
+ own optical skill could suggest, I tried; and the best opticians were sent
+ for to bring their glasses, and take his directions for altering them; but
+ all was to no purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this last year of his life Kant very unwillingly received the visits of
+ strangers; and, unless under particular circumstances, wholly declined
+ them. Yet, when travellers had come a very great way out of their road to
+ see him, I confess that I was at a loss how to conduct myself. To have
+ refused too pertinaciously, could not but give me the air of wishing to
+ make myself of importance. And I must acknowledge, that, amongst some
+ instances of importunity and coarse expressions of low-bred curiosity, I
+ witnessed, on the part of many people of rank, a most delicate sensibility
+ to the condition of the aged recluse. On sending in their cards, they
+ would generally accompany them by some message, expressive of their
+ unwillingness to gratify their wish to see him at any risk of distressing
+ him. The fact was, that such visits <i>did</i> distress him much; for he
+ felt it a degradation to be exhibited in his helpless state, when he was
+ aware of his own incapacity to meet properly the attention that was paid
+ to him. Some, however, were admitted, [Footnote: To whom it appears that
+ Kant would generally reply, upon their expressing the pleasure it gave
+ them to see him, 'In me you behold a poor superannuated, weak, old man.']
+ according to the circumstances of the case, and the state of Kant's
+ spirits at the moment. Amongst these, I remember that we were particularly
+ pleased with M. Otto, the same who signed the treaty of peace between
+ France and England with the present Lord Liverpool, (then Lord
+ Hawkesbury.) A young Russian also rises to my recollection at this moment,
+ from the excessive (and I think unaffected) enthusiasm which he displayed.
+ On being introduced to Kant, he advanced hastily, took both his hands, and
+ kissed them. Kant, who, from living so much amongst his English friends,
+ had a good deal of the English dignified reserve about him, and hated
+ anything like <i>scenes</i>, appeared to shrink a little from this mode of
+ salutation, and was rather embarrassed. However, the young man's manner, I
+ believe, was not at all beyond his genuine feelings; for next day he
+ called again, made some inquiries about Kant's health, was very anxious to
+ know whether his old age were burthensome to him, and above all things
+ entreated for some little memorial of the great man to carry away with
+ him. By accident the servant had found a small cancelled fragment of the
+ original MS. of Kant's 'Anthropologie:' this, with my sanction, he gave to
+ the Russian; who received it with rapture, kissed it, and then gave him in
+ return the only dollar he had about him; and, thinking that not enough,
+ actually pulled off his coat and waistcoat and forced them upon the man.
+ Kant, whose native simplicity of character very much indisposed him to
+ sympathy with any extravagances of feeling, could not, however, forbear
+ smiling good-humoredly on being made acquainted with this instance of <i>naďveté</i>
+ and enthusiasm in his young admirer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I now come to an event in Kant's life, which ushered in its closing stage.
+ On the 8th of October, 1803, for the first time since his youth, he was
+ seriously ill. When a student at the University, he had once suffered from
+ an ague, which, however, gave way to pedestrian exercise; and in later
+ years, he had endured some pain from a contusion on his head; but, with
+ these two exceptions, (if they can be considered such,) he had never
+ (properly speaking) been ill. The cause of his illness was this: his
+ appetite had latterly been irregular, or rather I should say depraved; and
+ he no longer took pleasure in anything but bread and butter, and English
+ cheese.[Footnote: Mr. W. here falls into the ordinary mistake of
+ confounding the cause and the occasion, and would leave the impression,
+ that Kant (who from his youth up had been a model of temperance) died of
+ sensual indulgence. The cause of Kant's death was clearly the general
+ decay of the vital powers, and in particular the atony of the digestive
+ organs, which must soon have destroyed him under any care or abstinence
+ whatever. This was the cause. The accidental occasion, which made that
+ cause operative on the 7th of October, might or might not be what Mr. W.
+ says. But in Kant's burthensome state of existence, it could not be a
+ question of much importance whether his illness were to commence in an
+ October or a November.] On the 7th of October, at dinner, he ate little
+ else, in spite of everything that I and another friend then dining with
+ him, could urge to dissuade him. And for the first time I fancied that he
+ seemed displeased with my importunity, as though I were overstepping the
+ just line of my duties. He insisted that the cheese never had done him any
+ harm, nor would now. I had no course left me but to hold my tongue; and he
+ did as he pleased. The consequence was what might have been anticipated&mdash;a
+ restless night, succeeded by a day of memorable illness. The next morning
+ all went on as usual, till nine o'clock, when Kant, who was then leaning
+ on his sister's arm, suddenly fell senseless to the ground. A messenger
+ was immediately despatched for me; and I hurried down to his house, where
+ I found him lying in his bed, which had now been removed into his study,
+ speechless and insensible. I had already summoned his physician; but,
+ before he arrived, nature put forth efforts which brought Kant a little to
+ himself. In about an hour he opened his eyes, and continued to mutter
+ unintelligibly till towards the evening, when he rallied a little, and
+ began to talk rationally. For the first time in his life, he was now, for
+ a few days, confined to his bed, and ate nothing. On the 12th October, he
+ again took some refreshment, and would have had his favorite food; but I
+ was now resolved, at any risk of his displeasure, to oppose him firmly. I
+ therefore stated to him the whole consequences of his last indulgence, of
+ all which he manifestly had no recollection. He listened to what I said
+ very attentively, and calmly expressed his conviction that I was perfectly
+ in the wrong; but for the present he submitted. However, some days after,
+ I found that he had offered a florin for a little bread and cheese, and
+ then a dollar, and even more. Being again refused, he complained heavily;
+ but gradually he weaned himself from asking for it, though at times he
+ betrayed involuntarily how much he desired it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the 13th of October, his usual dinner parties were resumed, and he was
+ considered convalescent; but it was seldom indeed that he recovered the
+ tone of tranquil spirits which he had preserved until his late attack.
+ Hitherto he had always loved to prolong this meal, the only one he took&mdash;or,
+ as he expressed it in classical phrase, 'coenam <i>ducere</i>;' but now it
+ was difficult to hurry it over fast enough for his wishes. From dinner,
+ which terminated about two o'clock, he went straight to bed, and at
+ intervals fell into slumbers; from which, however, he was regularly awoke
+ by phantasmata or terrific dreams. At seven in the evening came on duly a
+ period of great agitation, which lasted till five or six in the morning&mdash;sometimes
+ later; and he continued through the night alternately to walk about and
+ lie down, occasionally tranquil, but more often in great distress. It now
+ became necessary that somebody should sit up with him, his man-servant
+ being wearied out with the toils of the day. No person seemed to be so
+ proper for this office as his sister, both as having long received a very
+ liberal pension from him, and also as his nearest relative, who would be
+ the best witness to the fact that her illustrious brother had wanted no
+ comforts or attention in his last hours, which his situation admitted of.
+ Accordingly she was applied to, and undertook to watch him alternately
+ with his footman&mdash;a separate table being kept for her, and a very
+ handsome addition made to her allowance. She turned out to be a quiet
+ gentle-minded woman, who raised no disturbances amongst the servants, and
+ soon won her brother's regard by the modest and retiring style of her
+ manners; I may add, also, by the truly sisterly affection which she
+ displayed towards him to the last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The 8th of October had grievously affected Kant's faculties, but had not
+ wholly destroyed them. For short intervals the clouds seemed to roll away
+ that had settled upon his majestic intellect, and it shone forth as
+ heretofore. During these moments of brief self-possession, his wonted
+ benignity returned to him; and he expressed his gratitude for the
+ exertions of those about him, and his sense of the trouble they underwent,
+ in a very affecting way. With regard to his man-servant in particular, he
+ was very anxious that he should be rewarded by liberal presents; and he
+ pressed me earnestly on no account to be parsimonious. Indeed Kant was
+ nothing less than princely in his use of money; and there was no occasion
+ on which he was known to express the passion of scorn very powerfully, but
+ when he was commenting on mean and penurious acts or habits. Those who
+ knew him only in the streets, fancied that he was not liberal; for he
+ steadily refused, upon principle, to relieve all common beggars. But, on
+ the other hand, he was liberal to the public charitable institutions; he
+ secretly assisted his own poor relations in a much ampler way than could
+ reasonably have been expected of him; and it now appeared that he had many
+ other deserving pensioners upon his bounty; a fact that was utterly
+ unknown to any of us, until his increasing blindness and other infirmities
+ devolved the duty of paying these pensions upon myself. It must be
+ recollected, also, that Kant's whole fortune, which amounted to about
+ twenty thousand dollars, was the product of his own honorable toils for
+ nearly threescore years; and that he had himself suffered all the
+ hardships of poverty in his youth, though he never once ran into any man's
+ debt,&mdash;circumstances in his history, which, as they express how fully
+ he must have been acquainted with the value of money, greatly enhance the
+ merit of his munificence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In December, 1803, he became incapable of signing his name. His sight,
+ indeed, had for some time failed him so much, that at dinner he could not
+ find his spoon without assistance; and, when I happened to dine with him,
+ I first cut in pieces whatever was on his plate, next put it into a spoon,
+ and then guided his hand to find the spoon. But his inability to sign his
+ name did not arise merely from blindness: the fact was, that, from
+ irretention of memory, he could not recollect the letters which composed
+ his name; and, when they were repeated to him, he could not represent the
+ figure of the letters in his imagination. At the latter end of November, I
+ had remarked that these incapacities were rapidly growing upon him, and in
+ consequence I prevailed on him to sign beforehand all the receipts, &amp;c.,
+ which would be wanted at the end of the year; and, afterwards, on my
+ representation, to prevent all disputes, he gave me a regular legal power
+ to sign on his behalf.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Much as Kant was now reduced, yet he had occasionally moods of social
+ hilarity. His birth-day was always an agreeable subject to him: some weeks
+ before his death, I was calculating the time which it still wanted of that
+ anniversary, and cheering him with the prospect of the rejoicings which
+ would then take place: 'All your old friends,' said I, 'will meet
+ together, and drink a glass of champagne to your health.' 'That,' said he,
+ 'must be done upon the spot:' and he was not satisfied till the party was
+ actually assembled. He drank a glass of wine with them, and with great
+ elevation of spirits celebrated this birth-day which he was destined never
+ to see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the latter weeks of his life, however, a great change took place in the
+ tone of his spirits. At his dinner-table, where heretofore such a
+ cloudless spirit of joviality had reigned, there was now a melancholy
+ silence. It disturbed him to see his two dinner companions conversing
+ privately together, whilst he himself sat like a mute on the stage with no
+ part to perform. Yet to have engaged him in the conversation would have
+ been still more distressing; for his hearing was now very imperfect; the
+ effort to hear was itself painful to him; and his expressions, even when
+ his thoughts were accurate enough, became nearly unintelligible. It is
+ remarkable, however, that at the very lowest point of his depression, when
+ he became perfectly incapable of conversing with any rational meaning on
+ the ordinary affairs of life, he was still able to answer correctly and
+ distinctly, in a degree that was perfectly astonishing, upon any question
+ of philosophy or of science, especially of physical geography, [Footnote:
+ <i>Physical</i> Geography, in opposition to <i>Political</i>.] chemistry,
+ or natural history. He talked satisfactorily, in his very worst state, of
+ the gases, and stated very accurately different propositions of Kepler's,
+ especially the law of the planetary motions. And I remember in particular,
+ that upon the very last Monday of his life, when the extremity of his
+ weakness moved a circle of his friends to tears, and he sat amongst us
+ insensible to all we could say to him, cowering down, or rather I might
+ say collapsing into a shapeless heap upon his chair, deaf, blind, torpid,
+ motionless,&mdash;even then I whispered to the others that I would engage
+ that Kant should take his part in conversation with propriety and
+ animation. This they found it difficult to believe. Upon which I drew
+ close to his ear, and put a question to him about the Moors of Barbary. To
+ the surprise of everybody but myself, he immediately gave us a summary
+ account of their habits and customs; and told us by the way, that in the
+ word <i>Algiers</i>, the <i>g</i> ought to be pronounced hard (as in the
+ English word <i>gear</i>).
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During the last fortnight of Kant's life, he busied himself unceasingly in
+ a way that seemed not merely purposeless but self-contradictory. Twenty
+ times in a minute he would unloose and tie his neck handkerchief&mdash;so
+ also with a sort of belt which he wore about his dressing-gown, the moment
+ it was clasped, he unclasped it with impatience, and was then equally
+ impatient to have it clasped again. But no description can convey an
+ adequate impression of the weary restlessness with which from morning to
+ night he pursued these labors of Sisyphus&mdash;doing and undoing&mdash;fretting
+ that he could not do it, fretting that he had done it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time he seldom knew any of us who were about him, but took us all
+ for strangers. This happened first with his sister, then with me, and
+ finally with his servant. Such an alienation distressed me more than any
+ other instance of his decay: though I knew that he had not really
+ withdrawn his affection from me, yet his air and mode of addressing me
+ gave me constantly that feeling. So much the more affecting was it, when
+ the sanity of his perceptions and his remembrances returned; but these
+ intervals were of slower and slower occurrence. In this condition, silent
+ or babbling childishly, self-involved and torpidly abstracted, or else
+ busy with self-created phantoms and delusions, what a contrast did he
+ offer to <i>that</i> Kant who had once been the brilliant centre of the
+ most brilliant circles for rank, wit, or knowledge, that Prussia afforded!
+ A distinguished person from Berlin, who had called upon him during the
+ preceding summer, was greatly shocked at his appearance, and said, 'This
+ is not Kant that I have seen, but the shell of Kant!' How much more would
+ he have said this, if he had seen him now!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now came February, 1804, which was the last month that Kant was destined
+ to see. It is remarkable that, in the memorandum book which I have before
+ mentioned, I found a fragment of an old song, (inserted by Kant, and dated
+ in the summer about six months before the time of his death,) which
+ expressed that February was the month in which people had the least weight
+ to carry, for the obvious reason that it was shorter by two and by three
+ days than the others; and the concluding sentiment was in a tone of
+ fanciful pathos to this effect&mdash;'Oh, happy February! in which man has
+ least to bear&mdash;least pain, least sorrow, least self-reproach!' Even
+ of this short month, however, Kant had not twelve entire days to bear; for
+ it was on the 12th that he died; and in fact he may be said to have been
+ dying from the 1st. He now barely vegetated; though there were still
+ transitory gleams flashing by fits from the embers of his ancient
+ intellect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the 3d of February the springs of life seemed to be ceasing from their
+ play, for, from this day, strictly speaking, he ate nothing more. His
+ existence henceforward seemed to be the mere prolongation of an impetus
+ derived from an eighty years' life, after the moving power of the
+ mechanism was withdrawn. His physician visited him every day at a
+ particular hour; and it was settled that I should always be there to meet
+ him. Nine days before his death, on paying his usual visit, the following
+ little circumstance occurred, which affected us both, by recalling
+ forcibly to our minds the ineradicable courtesy and goodness of Kant's
+ nature. When the physician was announced, I went up to Kant and said to
+ him, 'Here is Dr. A&mdash;&mdash;.' Kant rose from his chair, and,
+ offering his hand to the Doctor, murmured something in which the word
+ 'posts' was frequently repeated, but with an air as though he wished to be
+ helped out with the rest of the sentence. Dr. A&mdash;&mdash;, who thought
+ that, by <i>posts</i>, he meant the stations for relays of post-horses,
+ and therefore that his mind was wandering, replied that all the horses
+ were engaged, and begged him to compose himself. But Kant went on, with
+ great effort to himself, and added&mdash;'Many posts, heavy posts&mdash;then
+ much goodness&mdash;then much gratitude.' All this he said with apparent
+ incoherence, but with great warmth, and increasing self-possession. I
+ meantime perfectly divined what it was that Kant, under his cloud of
+ imbecility, wished to say, and I interpreted accordingly. 'What the
+ Professor wishes to say, Dr. A&mdash;&mdash;, is this, that, considering
+ the many and weighty offices which you fill in the city and in the
+ university, it argues great goodness on your part to give up so much of
+ your time to him,' (for Dr. A&mdash;&mdash; would never take any fees from
+ Kant;) 'and that he has the deepest sense of this goodness.' 'Right,' said
+ Kant, earnestly, 'right!' But he still continued to stand, and was nearly
+ sinking to the ground. Upon which I remarked to the physician, that I was
+ so well acquainted with Kant, that I was satisfied he would not sit down,
+ however much he suffered from standing, until he knew that his visitors
+ were seated. The Doctor seemed to doubt this&mdash;but Kant, who heard
+ what I said, by a prodigious effort confirmed my construction of his
+ conduct, and spoke distinctly these words&mdash;'God forbid I should be
+ sunk so low as to forget the offices of humanity.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When dinner was announced, Dr. A&mdash;&mdash; took his leave. Another
+ guest had now arrived, and I was in hopes, from the animation which Kant
+ had so recently displayed, that we should to-day have a pleasant party,
+ but my hopes were vain&mdash;Kant was more than usually exhausted, and
+ though he raised a spoon to his mouth, he swallowed nothing. For some time
+ everything had been tasteless to him; and I had endeavored, but with
+ little success, to stimulate the organs of taste by nutmeg, cinnamon,
+ &amp;c. To-day all failed, and I could not even prevail upon him to taste
+ a biscuit, rusk, or anything of that sort. I had once heard him say that
+ several of his friends, who had died of <i>marasmus</i>, had closed their
+ illness by four or five days of entire freedom from pain, but totally
+ without appetite, and then slumbered tranquilly away. Through this state I
+ apprehended that he was himself now passing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saturday, the 4th of February, I heard his guests loudly expressing their
+ fears that they should never meet him again; and I could not but share
+ these fears myself. However, on
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sunday, the 5th, I dined at his table in company with his particular
+ friend Mr. R. R. V. Kant was still present, but so weak that his head
+ drooped upon his knees, and he sank down against the right side of the
+ chair. I went and arranged his pillows so as to raise and support his
+ head; and, having done this, I said&mdash;'Now, my dear Sir, you are again
+ in right order.' Great was our astonishment when he answered clearly and
+ audibly in the Roman military phrase&mdash;'Yes, <i>testudine et facie;</i>'
+ and immediately after added, 'Ready for the enemy, and in battle array.'
+ His powers of mind were (if I may be allowed that expression) smouldering
+ away in their ashes; but every now and then some lambent flame, or grand
+ emanation of light, shot forth to make it evident that the ancient fire
+ still slumbered below.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Monday, the 6th, he was much weaker and more torpid: he spoke not a word,
+ except on the occasion of my question about the Moors, as previously
+ stated, and sate with sightless eyes, lost in himself, and manifesting no
+ sense of our presence, so that we had the feeling of some mighty shade or
+ phantom from some forgotten century being seated amongst us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About this time, Kant had become much more tranquil and composed. In the
+ earlier periods of his illness, when his yet unbroken strength was brought
+ into active contest with the first attacks of decay, he was apt to be
+ peevish, and sometimes spoke roughly or even harshly to his servants.
+ This, though very opposite to his natural disposition, was altogether
+ excusable under the circumstances. He could not make himself understood:
+ things were therefore brought to him continually which he had not asked
+ for; and often it happened that what he really wanted he could not obtain,
+ because all his efforts to name it were unintelligible. A violent nervous
+ irritation, besides, affected him from the unsettling of the equilibrium
+ in the different functions of his nature; weakness in one organ being made
+ more palpable to him by disproportionate strength in another. But now the
+ strife was over; the whole system was at length undermined, and in rapid
+ and harmonious progress to dissolution. And from this time forward, no
+ movement of impatience, or expression of fretfulness, ever escaped him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I now visited him three times a-day; and on
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tuesday, Feb. 7th, going about dinner-time, I found the usual party of
+ friends sitting down alone; for Kant was in bed. This was a new scene in
+ his house, and increased our fears that his end was now at hand. However,
+ having seen him rally so often, I would not run the risk of leaving him
+ without a dinner-party for the next day; and accordingly, at the customary
+ hour of one, we assembled in his house on
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wednesday, Feb. 8th. I paid my respects to him as cheerfully as possible,
+ and ordered dinner to be served up. Kant sat at the table with us; and,
+ taking a spoon with a little soup in it, put it to his lips; but
+ immediately put it down again, and retired to bed, from which he never
+ rose again, except during the few minutes when it was re-arranged.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thursday, the 9th, he had sunk into the weakness of a dying person, and
+ the corpse-like appearance had already taken possession of him. I visited
+ him frequently through the day; and, going at ten o'clock at night, I
+ found him in a state of insensibility. I could not draw any sign from him
+ that he knew me, and I left him to the care of his sister and his servant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Friday, the 10th, I went to see him at six o'clock in the morning. It was
+ very stormy, and a deep snow had fallen in the night-time. And, by the
+ way, I remember that a gang of house-breakers had forced their way through
+ the premises in order to reach Kant's next neighbor, who was a goldsmith.
+ As I drew near to his bed-side, I said, 'Good morning.' He returned my
+ salutation by saying, 'Good morning,' but in so feeble and faltering a
+ voice that it was hardly articulate. I was rejoiced to find him sensible,
+ and I asked him if he knew me:&mdash;'Yes,' he replied; and, stretching
+ out his hand, touched me gently upon the cheek. Through the rest of the
+ day, whenever I visited him, he seemed to have relapsed into a state of
+ insensibility.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saturday, the 11th, he lay with fixed and rayless eyes; but to all
+ appearance in perfect peace. I asked him again, on this day, if he knew
+ me. He was speechless, but he turned his face towards me and made signs
+ that I should kiss him. Deep emotion thrilled me, as I stooped down to
+ kiss his pallid lips; for I knew that in this solemn act of tenderness he
+ meant to express his thankfulness for our long friendship, and to signify
+ his affection and his last farewell. I had never seen him confer this mark
+ of his love upon anybody, except once, and that was a few weeks before his
+ death, when he drew his sister to him and kissed her. The kiss which he
+ now gave to me was the last memorial that he knew me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whatever fluid was now offered to him passed the oesophagus with a
+ rattling sound, as often happens with dying people; and there were all the
+ signs of death being close at hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I wished to stay with him till all was over; and as I had been witness of
+ his life, to be witness also of his departure; and therefore I never
+ quitted him except when I was called off for a few minutes to attend some
+ private business. The whole of this night I spent at his bed-side. Though
+ he had passed the day in a state of insensibility, yet in the evening he
+ made intelligible signs that he wished to have his bed put in order; he
+ was therefore lifted out in our arms, and the bed-clothes and pillows
+ being hastily arranged, he was carried back again. He did not sleep; and a
+ spoonful of liquid, which was sometimes put to his lips, he usually pushed
+ aside; but about one o'clock in the night he himself made a motion towards
+ the spoon, from which I collected that he was thirsty; and I gave him a
+ small quantity of wine and water sweetened; but the muscles of his mouth
+ had not strength enough to retain it, so that to prevent its flowing back
+ he raised his hand to his lips, until with a rattling sound it was
+ swallowed. He seemed to wish for more; and I continued to give him more,
+ until he said, in a way that I was just able to understand,&mdash;'It is
+ enough.' And these were his last words. At intervals he pushed away the
+ bed-clothes, and exposed his person; I constantly restored the clothes to
+ their situation, and on one of these occasions I found that the whole body
+ and extremities were already growing cold, and the pulse intermitting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At a quarter after three o'clock on Sunday morning, February 12, Kant
+ stretched himself out as if taking a position for his final act, and
+ settled into the precise posture which he preserved to the moment of
+ death. The pulse was now no longer perceptible to the touch in his hands,
+ feet or neck. I tried every part where a pulse beats, and found none
+ anywhere but in the left hip, where it beat with violence, but often
+ intermitted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About ten o'clock in the forenoon he suffered a remarkable change; his eye
+ was rigid and his face and lips became discolored by a cadaverous pallor.
+ Still, such was the effect of his previous habits, that no trace appeared
+ of the cold sweat which naturally accompanies the last mortal agony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was near eleven o'clock when the moment of dissolution approached. His
+ sister was standing at the foot of the bed, his sister's son at the head.
+ I, for the purpose of still observing the fluctuations of the pulse in his
+ hip, was kneeling at the bed-side; and I called his servant to come and
+ witness the death of his good master. Now began the last agony, if to him
+ it could be called an agony, where there seemed to be no struggle. And
+ precisely at this moment, his distinguished friend, Mr. R. R. V., whom I
+ had summoned by a messenger, entered the room. First of all, the breath
+ grew feebler; then it missed its regularity of return; then it wholly
+ intermitted, and the upper lip was slightly convulsed; after this there
+ followed one slight respiration or sigh; and after that no more; but the
+ pulse still beat for a few seconds&mdash;slower and fainter, till it
+ ceased altogether; the mechanism stopped; the last motion was at an end;
+ and exactly at that moment the clock struck eleven.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Soon after his death the head of Kant was shaved; and, under the direction
+ of Professor Knorr, a plaster cast was taken, not a masque merely, but a
+ cast of the whole bead, designed (I believe) to enrich the craniological
+ collection of Dr. Gall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The corpse being laid out and properly attired, immense numbers of people
+ of every rank, from the highest to the lowest, flocked to see it.
+ Everybody was anxious to make use of the last opportunity he would have
+ for entitling himself to say&mdash;'I too have seen Kant.' This went on
+ for many days&mdash;during which, from morning to night, the house was
+ thronged with the public. Great was the astonishment of all people at the
+ meagreness of Kant's appearance; and it was universally agreed that a
+ corpse so wasted and fleshless had never been beheld. His head rested upon
+ the same cushion on which once the gentlemen of the university had
+ presented an address to him; and I thought that I could not apply it to a
+ more honorable purpose than by placing it in the coffin, as the final
+ pillow of that immortal head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon the style and mode of his funeral, Kant had expressed his wishes in
+ earlier years in a separate memorandum. He there desired that it should
+ take place early in the morning, with as little noise and disturbance as
+ possible, and attended only by a few of his most intimate friends.
+ Happening to meet with this memorandum, whilst I was engaged at his
+ request in arranging his papers, I very frankly gave him my opinion, that
+ such an injunction would lay me, as the executor of his will, under great
+ embarrassments; for that circumstances might very probably arise under
+ which it would be next to impossible to carry it into effect. Upon this
+ Kant tore the paper, and left the whole to my own discretion. The fact
+ was, I foresaw that the students of the University would never allow
+ themselves to be robbed of this occasion for expressing their veneration
+ by a public funeral. The event showed that I was right; for a funeral such
+ as Kant's, one so solemn and so magnificent, the city of Königsberg has
+ never witnessed before or since. The public journals, and separate
+ accounts in pamphlets, etc., have given so minute an account of its
+ details, that I shall here notice only the heads of the ceremony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the 28th of February, at two o'clock in the afternoon, all the
+ dignitaries of church and state, not only those resident in Königsberg,
+ but from the remotest parts of Prussia, assembled in the church of the
+ Castle. Hence they were escorted by the whole body of the University,
+ splendidly dressed for the occasion, and by many military officers of
+ rank, with whom Kant had always been a great favorite, to the house of the
+ deceased Professor; from which the corpse was carried by torch-light, the
+ bells of every church in Königsberg tolling, to the Cathedral which was
+ lit up by innumerable wax-lights. A never-ending train of many thousand
+ persons followed it on foot. In the Cathedral, after the usual burial
+ rites, accompanied with every possible expression of national veneration
+ to the deceased, there was a grand musical service, most admirably
+ performed, at the close of which Kant's mortal remains were lowered into
+ the academic vault, where he now rests among the ancient patriarchs of the
+ University. PEACE BE TO HIS DUST, AND EVERLASTING HONOR!
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ END OF VOLUME II
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+Title: Narrative And Miscellaneous Papers
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+Author: Thomas De Quincey
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+NARRATIVE AND MISCELLANEOUS PAPERS.
+
+By Thomas De Quincey.
+
+
+Contents Of Volume I.
+
+ The Household Wreck
+ The Spanish Nun
+ Flight Of A Tartar Tribe
+
+
+Contents Of Volume II.
+
+ System Of The Heavens As Revealed By Lord Rosse's Telescopes
+ Modern Superstition
+ Coleridge And Opium-Eating
+ Temperance Movement
+ On War
+ The Last Days Of Immanuel Kant
+
+
+
+
+
+
+VOLUME I.
+
+
+
+
+THE HOUSEHOLD WRECK.
+
+
+'To be weak,' we need not the great archangel's voice to tell us, '_is
+to be miserable_.' All weakness is suffering and humiliation, no matter
+for its mode or its subject. Beyond all other weakness, therefore, and
+by a sad prerogative, as more miserable than what is most miserable
+in all, that capital weakness of man which regards the _tenure_ of his
+enjoyments and his power to protect, even for a moment, the crown of
+flowers--flowers, at the best, how frail and few!--which sometimes
+settles upon his haughty brow. There is no end, there never will be
+an end, of the lamentations which ascend from earth and the rebellious
+heart of her children, upon this huge opprobrium of human pride--the
+everlasting mutabilities of all which man can grasp by his power or
+by his aspirations, the fragility of all which he inherits, and the
+hollowness visible amid the very raptures of enjoyment to every eye
+which looks for a moment underneath the draperies of the shadowy
+_present_, the hollowness, the blank treachery of hollowness, upon which
+all the pomps and vanities of life ultimately repose. This trite but
+unwearying theme, this impassioned common-place of humanity, is the
+subject in every age of variation without end, from the poet,
+the rhetorician, the fabulist, the moralist, the divine, and the
+philosopher. All, amidst the sad vanity of their sighs and groans, labor
+to put on record and to establish this monotonous complaint, which needs
+not other record or evidence than those very sighs and groans. What is
+life? Darkness and formless vacancy for a beginning, or something beyond
+all beginning--then next a dim lotos of human consciousness, finding
+itself afloat upon the bosom of waters without a shore--then a few sunny
+smiles and many tears--a little love and infinite strife--whisperings
+from paradise and fierce mockeries from the anarchy of chaos--dust and
+ashes--and once more darkness circling round, as if from the beginning,
+and in this way rounding or making an island of our fantastic
+existence,--_that_ is human life; _that_ the inevitable amount of man's
+laughter and his tears--of what he suffers and he does--of his motions
+this way and that way--to the right or to the left--backwards
+or forwards--of all his seeming realities and all his absolute
+negations--his shadowy pomps and his pompous shadows--of whatsoever he
+thinks, finds, makes or mars, creates or animates, loves, hates, or in
+dread hope anticipates;--so it is, so it has been, so it will be, for
+ever and ever.
+
+Yet in the lowest deep there still yawns a lower deep; and in the vast
+halls of man's frailty, there are separate and more gloomy chambers of
+a frailty more exquisite and consummate. We account it frailty that
+threescore years and ten make the upshot of man's pleasurable existence,
+and that, far before that time is reached, his beauty and his power
+have fallen among weeds and forgetfulness. But there is a frailty, by
+comparison with which this ordinary flux of the human race seems to have
+a vast duration. Cases there are, and those not rare, in which a
+single week, a day, an hour sweeps away all vestiges and landmarks of
+a memorable felicity; in which the ruin travels faster than the flying
+showers upon the mountain-side, faster 'than a musician scatters
+sounds;' in which 'it was' and 'it is not' are words of the self-same
+tongue, in the self-same minute; in which the sun that at noon beheld
+all sound and prosperous, long before its setting hour looks out upon
+a total wreck, and sometimes upon the total abolition of any fugitive
+memorial that there ever had been a vessel to be wrecked, or a wreck to
+be obliterated.
+
+These cases, though here spoken of rhetorically, are of daily
+occurrence; and, though they may seem few by comparison with the
+infinite millions of the species, they are many indeed, if they be
+reckoned absolutely for themselves; and throughout the limits of a whole
+nation, not a day passes over us but many families are robbed of their
+heads, or even swallowed up in ruin themselves, or their course turned
+out of the sunny beams into a dark wilderness. Shipwrecks and nightly
+conflagrations are sometimes, and especially among some nations,
+wholesale calamities; battles yet more so; earthquakes, the famine, the
+pestilence, though rarer, are visitations yet wider in their desolation.
+Sickness and commercial ill-luck, if narrower, are more frequent
+scourges. And most of all, or with most darkness in its train, comes the
+sickness of the brain--lunacy--which, visiting nearly one thousand in
+every million, must, in every populous nation, make many ruins in each
+particular day. 'Babylon in ruins,' says a great author, 'is not so sad
+a sight as a human soul overthrown by lunacy.' But there is a sadder
+even than _that_,--the sight of a family-ruin wrought by crime is even
+more appalling. Forgery, breaches of trust, embezzlement, of private
+or public funds--(a crime sadly on the increase since the example of
+Fauntleroy, and the suggestion of its great feasibility first made by
+him)--these enormities, followed too often, and countersigned for their
+final result to the future happiness of families, by the appalling
+catastrophe of suicide, must naturally, in every wealthy nation,
+or wherever property and the modes of property are much developed,
+constitute the vast majority of all that come under the review of public
+justice. Any of these is sufficient to make shipwreck of all peace and
+comfort for a family; and often, indeed, it happens that the desolation
+is accomplished within the course of one revolving sun; often the
+whole dire catastrophe, together with its total consequences, is both
+accomplished and made known to those whom it chiefly concerns within one
+and the same hour. The mighty Juggernaut of social life, moving onwards
+with its everlasting thunders, pauses not for a moment to spare--to
+pity--to look aside, but rushes forward for ever, impassive as the
+marble in the quarry--caring not for whom it destroys, for the how
+many, or for the results, direct and indirect, whether many or few.
+The increasing grandeur and magnitude of the social system, the more it
+multiplies and extends its victims, the more it conceals them; and for
+the very same reason: just as in the Roman amphitheatres, when they grew
+to the magnitude of mighty cities, (in some instances accommodating
+four hundred thousand spectators, in many a fifth part of that amount,)
+births and deaths became ordinary events, which, in a small modern
+theatre, are rare and memorable; and exactly as these prodigious
+accidents multiplied, _pari passu_, they were disregarded and easily
+concealed: for curiosity was no longer excited; the sensation attached
+to them was little or none.
+
+From these terrific tragedies, which, like monsoons or tornadoes,
+accomplish the work of years in an hour, not merely an impressive lesson
+is derived, sometimes, perhaps, a warning, but also (and this is of
+universal application) some consolation. Whatever may have been the
+misfortunes or the sorrows of a man's life, he is still privileged to
+regard himself and his friends as amongst the fortunate by comparison,
+in so far as he has escaped these wholesale storms, either as an actor
+in producing them, or a contributor to their violence--or even more
+innocently, (though oftentimes not less miserably)--as a participator in
+the instant ruin, or in the long arrears of suffering which they entail.
+
+The following story falls within the class of hasty tragedies, and
+sudden desolations here described. The reader is assured that every
+incident is strictly true: nothing, in that respect, has been altered;
+nor, indeed, anywhere except in the conversations, of which, though
+the results and general outline are known, the separate details have
+necessarily been lost under the agitating circumstances which produced
+them. It has been judged right and delicate to conceal the name of the
+great city, and therefore of the nation in which these events occurred,
+chiefly out of consideration for the descendants of one person concerned
+in the narrative: otherwise, it might not have been requisite: for it
+is proper to mention, that every person directly a party to the case has
+been long laid in the grave: all of them, with one solitary exception,
+upwards of fifty years.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was early spring in the year 17--; the day was the 6th of April; and
+the weather, which had been of a wintry fierceness for the preceding six
+or seven weeks--cold indeed beyond anything known for many years,
+gloomy for ever, and broken by continual storms--was now by a Swedish
+transformation all at once bright, genial, heavenly. So sudden and so
+early a prelusion of summer, it was generally feared, could not last.
+But that only made every body the more eager to lose no hour of an
+enjoyment that might prove so fleeting. It seemed as if the whole
+population of the place, a population among the most numerous in
+Christendom, had been composed of hybernating animals suddenly awakened
+by the balmy sunshine from their long winter's torpor. Through every
+hour of the golden morning the streets were resonant with female parties
+of young and old, the timid and the bold, nay, even of the most delicate
+valetudinarians, now first tempted to lay aside their wintry clothing
+together with their fireside habits, whilst the whole rural environs of
+our vast city, the woodlands, and the interminable meadows began daily
+to re-echo the glad voices of the young and jovial awaking once again,
+like the birds and the flowers, and universal nature, to the luxurious
+happiness of this most delightful season.
+
+Happiness do I say? Yes, happiness; happiness to me above all others.
+For I also in those days was among the young and the gay; I was healthy;
+I was strong; I was prosperous in a worldly sense! I owed no man a
+shilling; feared no man's face; shunned no man's presence. I held a
+respectable station in society; I was myself, let me venture to say it,
+respected generally for my personal qualities, apart from any advantages
+I might draw from fortune or inheritance; I had reason to think myself
+popular amongst the very slender circle of my acquaintance; and finally,
+which perhaps was the crowning grace to all these elements of happiness,
+I suffered not from the presence of _ennui_, nor ever feared to suffer:
+for my temperament was constitutionally ardent; I had a powerful
+animal sensibility; and I knew the one great secret for maintaining its
+equipoise, viz., by powerful daily exercise; and thus I lived in
+the light and presence, or, (if I should not be suspected of seeking
+rhetorical expressions, I would say,) in one eternal solstice of
+unclouded hope.
+
+These, you will say, were blessings; these were golden elements of
+felicity. They were so; and yet, with the single exception of my
+healthy frame and firm animal organization, I feel that I have mentioned
+hitherto nothing but what by comparison might be thought of a vulgar
+quality. All the other advantages that I have enumerated, had they been
+yet wanting, might have been acquired; had they been forfeited, might
+have been reconquered; had they been even irretrievably lost, might, by
+a philosophic effort, have been dispensed with; compensations might have
+been found for any of them, many equivalents, or if not, consolations at
+least, for their absence. But now it remains to speak of other blessings
+too mighty to be valued, not merely as transcending in rank and dignity
+all other constituents of happiness, but for a reason far sadder than
+that--because, once lost, they were incapable of restoration, and
+because not to be dispensed with; blessings in which 'either we must
+live or have no life:' lights to the darkness of our paths and to the
+infirmity of our steps--which, once extinguished, never more on this
+side the gates of Paradise can any man hope to see re-illumined for
+himself. Amongst these I may mention an intellect, whether powerful or
+not in itself, at any rate most elaborately cultivated; and, to say the
+truth, I had little other business before me in this life than to pursue
+this lofty and delightful task. I may add, as a blessing, not in the
+same _positive_ sense as that which I have just mentioned, because not
+of a nature to contribute so hourly to the employment of the thoughts,
+but yet in this sense equal, that the absence of either would have been
+an equal affliction,--namely, a conscience void of all offence. It
+was little indeed that I, drawn by no necessities of situation into
+temptations of that nature, had done no injury to any man. That was
+fortunate; but I could not much value myself upon what was so much an
+accident of my situation. Something, however, I might pretend to beyond
+this _negative_ merit; for I had originally a benign nature; and, as I
+advanced in years and thoughtfulness, the gratitude which possessed me
+for my own exceeding happiness led me to do that by principle and system
+which I had already done upon blind impulse; and thus upon a double
+argument I was incapable of turning away from the prayer of the
+afflicted, whatever had been the sacrifice to myself. Hardly, perhaps,
+could it have been said in a sufficient sense at that time that I was
+a religious man: yet, undoubtedly, I had all the foundations within me
+upon which religion might hereafter have grown. My heart overflowed with
+thankfulness to Providence: I had a natural tone of unaffected piety;
+and thus far, at least, I might have been called a religious man, that
+in the simplicity of truth I could have exclaimed,
+
+ 'O, Abner, I fear God, and I fear none beside.'
+
+But wherefore seek to delay ascending by a natural climax to that final
+consummation and perfect crown of my felicity--that almighty blessing
+which ratified their value to all the rest? Wherefore, oh! wherefore
+do I shrink in miserable weakness from--what? Is it from reviving,
+from calling up again into fierce and insufferable light the images and
+features of a long-buried happiness? That would be a natural shrinking
+and a reasonable weakness. But how escape from reviving, whether I give
+it utterance or not, that which is for ever vividly before me? What need
+to call into artificial light that which, whether sleeping or waking, by
+night or by day, for eight-and-thirty years has seemed by its miserable
+splendor to scorch my brain? Wherefore shrink from giving language,
+simple vocal utterance, to that burden of anguish which by so long an
+endurance has lost no atom of its weight, nor can gain any most surely
+by the loudest publication? Need there can be none, after this, to say
+that the priceless blessing, which I have left to the final place in
+this ascending review, was the companion of my life--my darling and
+youthful wife. Oh! dovelike woman! fated in an hour the most
+defenceless to meet with the ravening vulture,--lamb fallen amongst
+wolves,--trembling--fluttering fawn, whose path was inevitably to be
+crossed by the bloody tiger;--angel, whose most innocent heart fitted
+thee for too early a flight from this impure planet; if indeed it were a
+necessity that thou shouldst find no rest for thy footing except amidst
+thy native heavens, if indeed to leave what was not worthy of thee were
+a destiny not to be evaded--a summons not to be put by,--yet why, why,
+again and again I demand--why was it also necessary that this, thy
+departure, so full of wo to me, should also to thyself be heralded by
+the pangs of martyrdom? Sainted love, if, like the ancient children
+of the Hebrews, like Meshech and Abednego, thou wert called by divine
+command, whilst yet almost a child, to walk, and to walk alone, through
+the fiery furnace,--wherefore then couldst not thou, like that Meshech
+and that Abednego, walk unsinged by the dreadful torment, and come forth
+unharmed? Why, if the sacrifice were to be total, was it necessary to
+reach it by so dire a struggle? and if the cup, the bitter cup, of final
+separation from those that were the light of thy eyes and the pulse
+of thy heart might not be put aside,--yet wherefore was it that thou
+mightest not drink it up in the natural peace which belongs to a sinless
+heart?
+
+But these are murmurings, you will say, rebellious murmurings against
+the proclamations of God. Not so: I have long since submitted myself,
+resigned myself, nay, even reconciled myself, perhaps, to the great
+wreck of my life, in so far as it was the will of God, and according to
+the weakness of my imperfect nature. But my wrath still rises, like a
+towering flame, against all the earthly instruments of this ruin; I am
+still at times as unresigned as ever to this tragedy, in so far as it
+was the work of human malice. Vengeance, as a mission for _me_, as
+a task for _my_ hands in particular, is no longer possible; the
+thunderbolts of retribution have been long since launched by other
+hands; and yet still it happens that at times I do--I must--I shall
+perhaps to the hour of death, rise in maniac fury, and seek, in the
+very impotence of vindictive madness, groping as it were in blindness of
+heart, for that tiger from hell-gates that tore away my darling from my
+heart. Let me pause, and interrupt this painful strain, to say a word
+or two upon what she was--and how far worthy of a love more honorable
+to her (that was possible) and deeper (but that was not possible) than
+mine. When first I saw her, she--my Agnes--was merely a child, not much
+(if anything) above sixteen. But, as in perfect womanhood she retained
+a most childlike expression of countenance, so even then in absolute
+childhood she put forward the blossoms and the dignity of a woman. Never
+yet did my eye light upon creature that was born of woman, nor could it
+enter my heart to conceive one, possessing a figure more matchless in
+its proportions, more statuesque, and more deliberately and advisedly to
+be characterized by no adequate word but the word _magnificent_, (a word
+too often and lightly abused.) In reality, speaking of women, I have
+seen many beautiful figures, but hardly one except Agnes that could,
+without hyperbole, be styled truly and memorably magnificent. Though
+in the first order of tall women, yet, being full in person, and with a
+symmetry that was absolutely faultless, she seemed to the random sight
+as little above the ordinary height. Possibly from the dignity of her
+person, assisted by the dignity of her movements, a stranger would
+have been disposed to call her at a distance a woman of _commanding_
+presence; but never, after he had approached near enough to behold her
+face. Every thought of artifice, of practised effect, or of haughty
+pretension, fled before the childlike innocence, the sweet feminine
+timidity, and the more than cherub loveliness of that countenance, which
+yet in its lineaments was noble, whilst its expression was purely gentle
+and confiding. A shade of pensiveness there was about her; but _that_
+was in her manners, scarcely ever in her features; and the exquisite
+fairness of her complexion, enriched by the very sweetest and most
+delicate bloom that ever I have beheld, should rather have allied it
+to a tone of cheerfulness. Looking at this noble creature, as I first
+looked at her, when yet upon the early threshold of womanhood
+
+ 'With household motions light and free,
+ And steps of virgin liberty'
+
+you might have supposed her some Hebe or young Aurora of the dawn. When
+you saw only her superb figure, and its promise of womanly development,
+with the measured dignity of her step, you might for a moment have
+fancied her some imperial Medea of the Athenian stage--some Volumnia
+from Rome,
+
+ 'Or ruling bandit's wife amidst the Grecian isles.'
+
+ But catch one glance from her angelic countenance--and then combining
+the face and the person, you would have dismissed all such fancies, and
+have pronounced her a Pandora or an Eve, expressly accomplished and held
+forth by nature as an exemplary model or ideal pattern for the future
+female sex:--
+
+ 'A perfect woman, nobly plann'd,
+ To warm, to comfort, to command:
+ And yet a spirit too, and bright
+ With something of an angel light.'
+
+To this superb young woman, such as I have here sketched her, I
+surrendered my heart for ever, almost from my first opportunity of
+seeing her: for so natural and without disguise was her character, and
+so winning the simplicity of her manners, due in part to her own native
+dignity of mind, and in part to the deep solitude in which she had been
+reared, that little penetration was required to put me in possession of
+all her thoughts; and to win her love, not very much more than to let
+her see, as see she could not avoid, in connection with that chivalrous
+homage which at any rate was due to her sex and her sexual perfections,
+a love for herself on my part, which was in its nature as exalted a
+passion and as profoundly rooted as any merely human affection can ever
+yet have been.
+
+On the seventeenth birthday of Agnes we were married. Oh! calendar of
+everlasting months--months that, like the mighty rivers, shall flow on
+for ever, immortal as thou, Nile, or Danube, Euphrates, or St. Lawrence!
+and ye, summer and winter, day and night, wherefore do you bring round
+continually your signs, and seasons, and revolving hours, that still
+point and barb the anguish of local recollections, telling me of this
+and that celestial morning that never shall return, and of too blessed
+expectations, travelling like yourselves through a heavenly zodiac of
+changes, till at once and for ever they sank into the grave! Often do I
+think of seeking for some quiet cell either in the Tropics or in
+Arctic latitudes, where the changes of the year, and the external signs
+corresponding to them, express themselves by no features like those in
+which the same seasons are invested under our temperate climes: so that,
+if knowing, we cannot at least feel the identity of their revolutions.
+We were married, I have said, on the birthday--the seventeenth
+birthday--of Agnes; and pretty nearly on her eighteenth it was that she
+placed me at the summit of my happiness, whilst for herself she
+thus completed the circle of her relations to this life's duties,
+by presenting me with a son. Of this child, knowing how wearisome to
+strangers is the fond exultation of parents, I shall simply say, that
+he inherited his mother's beauty; the same touching loveliness and
+innocence of expression, the same chiselled nose, mouth, and chin,
+the same exquisite auburn hair. In many other features, not of person
+merely, but also of mind and manners, as they gradually began to open
+before me, this child deepened my love to him by recalling the image of
+his mother; and what other image was there that I so much wished to
+keep before me, whether waking or asleep? At the time to which I am now
+coming but too rapidly, this child, still our only one, and unusually
+premature, was within four months of completing his third year;
+consequently Agnes was at that time in her twenty-first year; and I may
+here add, with respect to myself, that I was in my twenty-sixth.
+
+But, before I come to that period of wo, let me say one word on the
+temper of mind which so fluent and serene a current of prosperity may
+be thought to have generated. Too common a course I know it is, when
+the stream of life flows with absolute tranquillity, and ruffled by no
+menace of a breeze--the azure overhead never dimmed by a passing cloud,
+that in such circumstances the blood stagnates: life, from excess and
+plethora of sweets, becomes insipid: the spirit of action droops: and
+it is oftentimes found at such seasons that slight annoyances and
+molestations, or even misfortunes in a lower key, are not wholly
+undesirable, as means of stimulating the lazy energies, and disturbing a
+slumber which is, or soon will be, morbid in its character. I have known
+myself cases not a few, where, by the very nicest gradations, and by
+steps too silent and insensible for daily notice, the utmost harmony and
+reciprocal love had shaded down into fretfulness and petulance, purely
+from too easy a life, and because all nobler agitations that might have
+ruffled the sensations occasionally, and all distresses even on the
+narrowest scale that might have re-awakened the solicitudes of love, by
+opening necessities for sympathy, for counsel, or for mutual aid, had
+been shut out by foresight too elaborate, or by prosperity too cloying.
+But all this, had it otherwise been possible with my particular mind,
+and at my early age, was utterly precluded by one remarkable peculiarity
+in my temper. Whether it were that I derived from nature some jealousy
+and suspicion of all happiness which seems too perfect and unalloyed--[a
+spirit of restless distrust, which in ancient times often led men to
+throw valuable gems into the sea, in the hope of thus propitiating the
+dire deity of misfortune, by voluntarily breaking the fearful chain of
+prosperity, and led some of them to weep and groan when the gems
+thus sacrificed were afterwards brought back to their hand by simple
+fishermen, who had recovered them in the intestines of fishes--a
+portentous omen, which was interpreted into a sorrowful indication
+that the deity thus answered the propitiatory appeal, and made solemn
+proclamation that he had rejected it]--whether, I say, it were this
+spirit of jealousy awaked in me by too steady and too profound a
+felicity--or whether it were that great overthrows and calamities have
+some mysterious power to send forward a dim misgiving of their advancing
+footsteps, and really and indeed,
+
+ 'That in to-day already walks to-morrow;'
+
+or whether it were partly, as I have already put the case in my first
+supposition, a natural instinct of distrust, but irritated and enlivened
+by a particular shock of superstitious alarm; which, or whether any of
+these causes it were that kept me apprehensive, and on the watch for
+disastrous change, I will not here undertake to determine. Too certain
+it is that I was so. I never ridded myself of an over-mastering and
+brooding sense, shadowy and vague, a dim abiding feeling (that sometimes
+was and sometimes was not exalted into a conscious presentiment) of
+some great calamity travelling towards me; not perhaps immediately
+impending--perhaps even at a great distance; but already--dating from
+some secret hour--already in motion upon some remote line of approach.
+This feeling I could not assuage by sharing it with Agnes. No motive
+could be strong enough for persuading me to communicate so gloomy a
+thought with one who, considering her extreme healthiness, was but too
+remarkably prone to pensive, if not to sorrowful, contemplations. And
+thus the obligation which I felt to silence and reserve, strengthened
+the morbid impression I had received; whilst the remarkable incident
+I have adverted to served powerfully to rivet the superstitious chain
+which was continually gathering round me. The incident was this--and
+before I repeat it, let me pledge my word of honor, that I report to you
+the bare facts of the case, without exaggeration, and in the simplicity
+of truth:--There was at that time resident in the great city, which
+is the scene of my narrative, a woman, from some part of Hungary, who
+pretended to the gift of looking into futurity. She had made herself
+known advantageously in several of the greatest cities of Europe, under
+the designation of the Hungarian Prophetess; and very extraordinary
+instances were cited amongst the highest circles of her success in the
+art which she professed. So ample were the pecuniary tributes which
+she levied upon the hopes and the fears, or the simple curiosity of
+the aristocracy, that she was thus able to display not unfrequently
+a disinterestedness and a generosity, which seemed native to her
+disposition, amongst the humbler classes of her applicants; for she
+rejected no addresses that were made to her, provided only they were
+not expressed in levity or scorn, but with sincerity, and in a spirit of
+confiding respect. It happened, on one occasion, when a nursery-servant
+of ours was waiting in her anteroom for the purpose of taking her turn
+in consulting the prophetess professionally, that she had witnessed a
+scene of consternation and unaffected maternal grief in this Hungarian
+lady upon the sudden seizure of her son, a child of four or five years
+old, by a spasmodic inflammation of the throat (since called croup)
+peculiar to children, and in those days not very well understood by
+medical men. The poor Hungarian, who had lived chiefly in warm, or
+at least not damp, climates, and had never so much as heard of this
+complaint, was almost wild with alarm at the rapid increase of the
+symptoms which attend the paroxysms, and especially of that loud and
+distressing sound which marks the impeded respiration. Great, therefore,
+was her joy and gratitude on finding from our servant that she had
+herself been in attendance more than once upon cases of the same nature,
+but very much more violent,--and that, consequently, she was well
+qualified to suggest and to superintend all the measures of instant
+necessity, such as the hot-bath, the peculiar medicines, &c., which are
+almost sure of success when applied in an early stage. Staying to give
+her assistance until a considerable improvement had taken place in the
+child, our servant then hurried home to her mistress. Agnes, it may
+be imagined, dispatched her back with such further and more precise
+directions as in a very short time availed to re-establish the child in
+convalescence. These practical services, and the messages of maternal
+sympathy repeatedly conveyed from Agnes, had completely won the heart of
+the grateful Hungarian, and she announced her intention of calling with
+her little boy, to make her personal acknowledgments for the kindness
+which had been shown to her. She did so, and we were as much impressed
+by the sultana-like style of her Oriental beauty, as she, on her part,
+was touched and captivated by the youthful loveliness of my angelic
+wife. After sitting for above an hour, during which time she talked with
+a simplicity and good feeling that struck us as remarkable in a person
+professing an art usually connected with so much of conscious fraud, she
+rose to take her leave. I must mention that she had previously had our
+little boy sitting on her knee, and had at intervals thrown a hasty
+glance upon the palms of his hands. On parting, Agnes, with her usual
+frankness, held out her hand. The Hungarian took it with an air of sad
+solemnity, pressed it fervently, and said:--'Lady, it is my part in
+this life to look behind the curtain of fate; and oftentimes I see such
+sights in futurity--some near, some far off--as willingly I would _not_
+see. For you, young and charming lady, looking like that angel which you
+are, no destiny can be equal to your deserts. Yet sometimes, true it
+is, God sees not as man sees; and he ordains, after his unfathomable
+counsels, to the heavenly-minded a portion in heaven, and to the
+children whom he loves a rest and a haven not built with hands.
+Something that I have seen dimly warns me to look no farther. Yet, if
+you desire it, I will do my office, and I will read for you with truth
+the lines of fate as they are written upon your hands.' Agnes was a
+little startled, or even shocked, by this solemn address; but, in a
+minute or so, a mixed feeling--one half of which was curiosity, and
+the other half a light-hearted mockery of her own mysterious awe in
+the presence of what she had been taught to view as either fraud or
+insanity--prompted her playfully to insist upon the fullest application
+of the Hungarian's art to her own case; nay, she would have the hands
+of our little Francis read and interpreted as well as her own, and
+she desired to hear the full professional judgment delivered without
+suppression or softening of its harshest awards. She laughed whilst she
+said all this; but she also trembled a little. The Hungarian first
+took the hand of our young child, and perused it with a long and steady
+scrutiny. She said nothing, but sighed heavily as she resigned it. She
+then took the hand of Agnes--looked bewildered and aghast--then gazed
+piteously from Agnes to her child--and at last, bursting into tears,
+began to move steadily out of the room. I followed her hastily, and
+remonstrated upon this conduct, by pointing her attention to the obvious
+truth--that these mysterious suppressions and insinuations, which
+left all shadowy and indistinct, were far more alarming than the most
+definite denunciations. Her answer yet rings in my ear:--'Why should I
+make myself odious to you and to your innocent wife? Messenger of evil
+I am, and have been to many; but evil I will not prophecy to her. Watch
+and pray! Much may be done by effectual prayer. Human means, fleshly
+arms, are vain. There is an enemy in the house of life,' [here she
+quitted her palmistry for the language of astrology;] 'there is a
+frightful danger at hand, both for your wife and your child. Already
+on that dark ocean, over which we are all sailing, I can see dimly the
+point at which the enemy's course shall cross your wife's. There is
+but little interval remaining--not many hours. All is finished; all
+is accomplished; and already he is almost up with the darlings of your
+heart. Be vigilant, be vigilant, and yet look not to yourself, but to
+Heaven, for deliverance.'
+
+This woman was not an impostor: she spoke and uttered her oracles
+under a wild sense of possession by some superior being, and of mystic
+compulsion to say what she would have willingly left unsaid; and never
+yet, before or since, have I seen the light of sadness settle with so
+solemn an expression into human eyes as when she dropped my wife's
+hand, and refused to deliver that burden of prophetic wo with which she
+believed herself to be inspired.
+
+The prophetess departed; and what mood of mind did she leave behind her
+in Agnes and myself? Naturally there was a little drooping of spirits
+at first; the solemnity and the heart-felt sincerity of fear and grief
+which marked her demeanor, made it impossible, at the moment when we
+were just fresh from their natural influences, that we should recoil
+into our ordinary spirits. But with the inevitable elasticity of youth
+and youthful gaiety we soon did so; we could not attempt to persuade
+ourselves that there had been any conscious fraud or any attempt at
+scenical effect in the Hungarian's conduct. She had no motive for
+deceiving us; she had refused all offerings of money, and her whole
+visit had evidently been made under an overflow of the most grateful
+feelings for the attentions shown to her child. We acquitted her,
+therefore, of sinister intentions; and with our feelings of jealousy,
+feelings in which we had been educated, towards everything that tended
+to superstition, we soon agreed to think her some gentle maniac or sad
+enthusiast, suffering under some form of morbid melancholy. Forty-eight
+hours, with two nights' sleep, sufficed to restore the wonted
+equilibrium of our spirits; and that interval brought us onwards to
+the 6th of April--the day on which, as I have already said, my story
+properly commences.
+
+ On that day, on that lovely 6th of April, such as I have described it,
+that 6th of April, about nine o'clock in the morning, we were seated at
+breakfast near the open window--we, that is, Agnes, myself, and little
+Francis; the freshness of morning spirits rested upon us; the golden
+light of the morning sun illuminated the room; incense was floating
+through the air from the gorgeous flowers within and without the house;
+there in youthful happiness we sat gathered together, a family of
+love, and there we never sat again. Never again were we three gathered
+together, nor ever shall be, so long as the sun and its golden
+light--the morning and the evening--the earth and its flowers endure.
+
+Often have I occupied myself in recalling every circumstance the most
+trivial of this the final morning of what merits to be called my life.
+Eleven o'clock, I remember, was striking when Agnes came into my study,
+and said that she would go into the city, (for we lived in a quite rural
+suburb,) that she would execute some trifling commissions which she
+had received from a friend in the country, and would be at home again
+between one and two for a stroll which we had agreed to take in the
+neighboring meadows. About twenty minutes after this she again came into
+my study dressed for going abroad; for such was my admiration of her,
+that I had a fancy--fancy it must have been, and yet still I felt it to
+be real--that under every change she looked best; if she put on a shawl,
+then a shawl became the most feminine of ornaments; if she laid
+aside her shawl and her bonnet, then how nymph-like she seemed in her
+undisguised and unadorned beauty! Full-dress seemed for the time to be
+best, as bringing forward into relief the splendor of her person, and
+allowing the exposure of her arms; a simple morning-dress, again, seemed
+better still, as fitted to call out the childlike innocence of her face,
+by confining the attention to that. But all these are feelings of fond
+and blind affection, hanging with rapture over the object of something
+too like idolatry. God knows, if that be a sin, I was but too profound
+a sinner; yet sin it never was, sin it could not be, to adore a beauty
+such as thine, my Agnes. Neither was it her beauty by itself, and that
+only, which I sought at such times to admire; there was a peculiar
+sort of double relation in which she stood at moments of pleasurable
+expectation and excitement, since our little Francis had become of an
+age to join our party, which made some aspects of her character trebly
+interesting. She was a wife--and wife to one whom she looked up to
+as her superior in understanding and in knowledge of the world, whom,
+therefore, she leaned to for protection. On the other hand, she was also
+a mother. Whilst, therefore, to her child she supported the matronly
+part of guide, and the air of an experienced person; to me she wore,
+ingenuously and without disguise, the part of a child herself, with all
+the giddy hopes and unchastised imaginings of that buoyant age. This
+double character, one aspect of which looks towards her husband and one
+to her children, sits most gracefully upon many a young wife whose heart
+is pure and innocent; and the collision between the two separate parts
+imposed by duty on the one hand, by extreme youth on the other, the
+one telling her that she is a responsible head of a family and the
+depository of her husband's honor in its tenderest and most vital
+interests, the other telling her, through the liveliest language of
+animal sensibility, and through the very pulses of her blood, that she
+is herself a child; this collision gives an inexpressible charm to
+the whole demeanor of many a young married woman, making her other
+fascinations more touching to her husband, and deepening the admiration
+she excites; and the more so, as it is a collision which cannot exist
+except among the very innocent. Years, at any rate, will irresistibly
+remove this peculiar charm, and gradually replace it by the graces
+of the matronly character. But in Agnes this change had not yet been
+effected, partly from nature, and partly from the extreme seclusion of
+her life. Hitherto she still retained the unaffected expression of her
+childlike nature; and so lovely in my eyes was this perfect exhibition
+of natural feminine character, that she rarely or never went out alone
+upon any little errand to town which might require her to rely upon her
+own good sense and courage, that she did not previously come to exhibit
+herself before me. Partly this was desired by me in that lover-like
+feeling of admiration already explained, which leads one to court the
+sight of a beloved object under every change of dress, and under all
+effects of novelty. Partly it was the interest I took in that exhibition
+of sweet timidity, and almost childish apprehensiveness, half disguised
+or imperfectly acknowledged by herself, which (in the way I have just
+explained) so touchingly contrasted with (and for that very reason so
+touchingly drew forth) her matronly character. But I hear some objector
+say at this point, ought not this very timidity, founded (as in part
+at least it was) upon inexperience and conscious inability to face the
+dangers of the world, to have suggested reasons for not leaving her to
+her own protection? And does it not argue, on my part, an arrogant or
+too blind a confidence in the durability of my happiness, as though
+charmed against assaults, and liable to no shocks of sudden revolution?
+I reply that, from the very constitution of society, and the tone of
+manners in the city which we inhabited, there seemed to be a moral
+impossibility that any dangers of consequence should meet her in the
+course of those brief absences from my protection, which only
+were possible; that even to herself any dangers, of a nature to be
+anticipated under the known circumstances of the case, seemed almost
+imaginary; that even _she_ acknowledged a propriety in being trained, by
+slight and brief separations from my guardianship, to face more boldly
+those cases of longer separation and of more absolute consignment to her
+own resources which circumstances might arise to create necessarily, and
+perhaps abruptly. And it is evident that, had she been the wife of any
+man engaged in the duties of a profession, she might have been summoned
+from the very first, and without the possibility of any such gradual
+training, to the necessity of relying almost singly upon her own courage
+and discretion. For the other question, whether I did not depend too
+blindly and presumptuously upon my good luck in not at least affording
+her my protection so long as nothing occurred to make it impossible? I
+may reply, most truly, that all my feelings ran naturally in the very
+opposite channel. So far from confiding too much in my luck, in the
+present instance I was engaged in a task of writing upon some points
+of business which could not admit of further delay; but now, and at all
+times, I had a secret aversion to seeing so gentle a creature thrown
+even for an hour upon her own resources, though in situations which
+scarcely seemed to admit of any occasion for taxing those resources;
+and often I have felt anger towards myself for what appeared to be an
+irrational or effeminate timidity, and have struggled with my own mind
+upon occasions like the present, when I knew that I could not have
+acknowledged my tremors to a friend without something like shame, and
+a fear to excite his ridicule. No; if in anything I ran into excess,
+it was in this very point of anxiety as to all that regarded my wife's
+security. Her good sense, her prudence, her courage, (for courage she
+had in the midst of her timidity,) her dignity of manner, the more
+impressive from the childlike character of her countenance, all should
+have combined to reassure me, and yet they did not. I was still anxious
+for her safety to an irrational extent; and to sum up the whole in a
+most weighty line of Shakspeare, I lived under the constant presence of
+a feeling which only that great observer of human nature (so far as I
+am aware) has ever noticed, viz., that merely the excess of my happiness
+made me jealous of its ability to last, and in that extent less capable
+of enjoying it; that in fact the prelibation of my tears, as a homage to
+its fragility, was drawn forth by my very sense that my felicity was too
+exquisite; or, in the words of the great master
+
+ 'I wept to have' [absolutely, by anticipation, shed tears in
+ possessing] 'what I so feared to lose.'
+
+Thus end my explanations, and I now pursue my narrative: Agnes, as
+I have said, came into my room again before leaving the house--we
+conversed for five minutes--we parted--she went out--her last words
+being that she would return at half-past one o'clock; and not long
+after that time, if ever mimic bells--bells of rejoicing, or bells of
+mourning, are heard in desert spaces of the air, and (as some have said)
+in unreal worlds, that mock our own, and repeat, for ridicule, the vain
+and unprofitable motions of man, then too surely, about this hour, began
+to toll the funeral knell of my earthly happiness--its final hour had
+sounded.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+One o'clock had arrived; fifteen minutes after, I strolled into the
+garden, and began to look over the little garden-gate in expectation of
+every moment descrying Agnes in the distance. Half an hour passed,
+and for ten minutes more I was tolerably quiet. From this time till
+half-past two I became constantly more agitated--_agitated,_ perhaps, is
+too strong a word--but I was restless and anxious beyond what I should
+have chosen to acknowledge. Still I kept arguing, What is half an hour?
+what is an hour? A thousand things might have occurred to cause that
+delay, without needing to suppose any accident; or, if an accident, why
+not a very trifling one? She may have slightly hurt her foot--she
+may have slightly sprained her ankle. 'Oh, doubtless,' I exclaimed to
+myself, 'it will be a mere trifle, or perhaps nothing at all.' But I
+remember that, even whilst I was saying this, I took my hat and walked
+with nervous haste into the little quiet lane upon which our garden-gate
+opened. The lane led by a few turnings, and after a course of about five
+hundred yards, into a broad high-road, which even at that day had begun
+to assume the character of a street, and allowed an unobstructed
+range of view in the direction of the city for at least a mile. Here
+I stationed myself, for the air was so clear that I could distinguish
+dress and figure to a much greater distance than usual. Even on such a
+day, however, the remote distance was hazy and indistinct, and at any
+other season I should have been diverted with the various mistakes
+I made. From occasional combinations of color, modified by light and
+shade, and of course powerfully assisted by the creative state of the
+eye under this nervous apprehensiveness, I continued to shape into
+images of Agnes forms without end, that upon nearer approach presented
+the most grotesque contrasts to her impressive appearance. But I
+had ceased even to comprehend the ludicrous; my agitation was now so
+overruling and engrossing that I lost even my intellectual sense of it;
+and now first I understood practically and feelingly the anguish of hope
+alternating with disappointment, as it may be supposed to act upon the
+poor shipwrecked seaman, alone and upon a desolate coast, straining his
+sight for ever to the fickle element which has betrayed him, but
+which only can deliver him, and with his eyes still tracing in the far
+distance,
+
+ 'Ships, dim-discover'd, dropping from the clouds,'--
+
+which a brief interval of suspense still for ever disperses into hollow
+pageants of air or vapor. One deception melted away only to be succeeded
+by another; still I fancied that at last to a certainty I could descry
+the tall figure of Agnes, her gipsy hat, and even the peculiar elegance
+of her walk. Often I went so far as to laugh at myself, and even to tax
+my recent fears with unmanliness and effeminacy, on recollecting the
+audible throbbings of my heart, and the nervous palpitations which had
+besieged me; but these symptoms, whether effeminate or not, began to
+come back tumultuously under the gloomy doubts that succeeded almost
+before I had uttered this self-reproach. Still I found myself mocked
+and deluded with false hopes; yet still I renewed my quick walk, and the
+intensity of my watch for that radiant form that was fated never more to
+be seen returning from the cruel city.
+
+It was nearly half-past three, and therefore close upon two hours
+beyond the time fixed by Agnes for her return, when I became absolutely
+incapable of supporting the further torture of suspense, and I suddenly
+took the resolution of returning home and concerting with my female
+servants some energetic measures, though _what_ I could hardly say, on
+behalf of their mistress. On entering the garden-gate I met our little
+child Francis, who unconsciously inflicted a pang upon me which he
+neither could have meditated nor have understood. I passed him at his
+play, perhaps even unaware of his presence, but he recalled me to that
+perception by crying aloud that he had just seen his mamma.
+
+'When--where?' I asked convulsively.
+
+'Up stairs in her bedroom,' was his instantaneous answer.
+
+His manner was such as forbade me to suppose that he could be joking;
+and, as it was barely possible (though, for reasons well known to me,
+in the highest degree improbable) that Agnes might have returned by a
+by-path, which, leading through a dangerous and disreputable suburb,
+would not have coincided at any one point with the public road where I
+had been keeping my station. I sprang forward into the house, up stairs,
+and in rapid succession into every room where it was likely that she
+might be found; but everywhere there was a dead silence, disturbed only
+by myself, for, in my growing confusion of thought, I believe that
+I rang the bell violently in every room I entered. No such summons,
+however, was needed, for the servants, two of whom at the least were
+most faithful creatures, and devotedly attached to their young mistress,
+stood ready of themselves to come and make inquiries of me as soon as
+they became aware of the alarming fact, that I had returned without her.
+
+Until this moment, though having some private reasons for surprise that
+she should have failed to come into the house for a minute or two at the
+hour prefixed, in order to make some promised domestic arrangements for
+the day, they had taken it for granted that she must have met with me at
+some distance from home--and that either the extreme beauty of the
+day had beguiled her of all petty household recollections, or (as a
+conjecture more in harmony with past experiences) that my impatience
+and solicitations had persuaded her to lay aside her own plans for the
+moment at the risk of some little domestic inconvenience. Now, however,
+in a single instant vanished _every_ mode of accounting for their
+mistress's absence; and the consternation of our looks communicated
+contagiously, by the most unerring of all languages, from each to the
+other what thoughts were uppermost in our panic-stricken hearts. If
+to any person it should seem that our alarm was disproportioned to the
+occasion, and not justified at least by anything as yet made known to
+us, let that person consider the weight due to the two following facts:
+First, that from the recency of our settlement in this neighborhood, and
+from the extreme seclusion of my wife's previous life at a vast distance
+from the metropolis, she had positively no friends on her list of
+visitors who resided in this great capital; secondly, and far above
+all beside, let him remember the awful denunciations, so unexpectedly
+tallying with this alarming and mysterious absence, of the Hungarian
+prophetess; these had been slighted--almost dismissed from our thoughts;
+but now in sudden reaction they came back upon us with a frightful power
+to lacerate and to sting--the shadowy outline of a spiritual agency,
+such as that which could at all predict the events, combining in one
+mysterious effect, with the shadowy outline of those very predictions.
+The power, that could have predicted, was as dim and as hard to grasp as
+was the precise nature of the evil that had been predicted.
+
+An icy terror froze my blood at this moment when I looked at the
+significant glances, too easily understood by me, that were exchanged
+between the servants. My mouth had been for the last two hours growing
+more and more parched, so that at present, from mere want of moisture,
+I could not separate my lips to speak. One of the women saw the vain
+efforts I was making, and hastily brought me a glass of water. With the
+first recovery of speech, I asked them what little Francis had meant by
+saying that he had seen his mother in her bedroom. Their reply was, that
+they were as much at a loss to discover his meaning as I was; that he
+had made the same assertion to them, and with so much earnestness, that
+they had, all in succession, gone up stairs to look for her, and
+with the fullest expectation of finding her. This was a mystery which
+remained such to the very last; there was no doubt whatsoever that the
+child believed himself to have seen his mother; that he could not have
+seen her in her human bodily presence, there is as little doubt as there
+is, alas! that in this world he never _did_ see her again. The poor
+child constantly adhered to his story, and with a circumstantiality
+far beyond all power of invention that could be presumed in an
+artless infant. Every attempt at puzzling him or entangling him in
+contradictions by means of cross-examination was but labor thrown away;
+though indeed, it is true enough that for those attempts, as will soon
+be seen, there was but a brief interval allowed.
+
+Not dwelling upon this subject at present, I turned to Hannah--a woman
+who held the nominal office of cook in our little establishment, but
+whose real duties had been much more about her mistress's person--and
+with a searching look of appeal I asked her whether, in this moment of
+trial, when (as she might see) I was not so perfectly master of myself
+as perhaps always to depend upon seeing what was best to be done, she
+would consent to accompany me into the city, and take upon herself those
+obvious considerations of policy or prudence which might but too easily
+escape my mind, darkened, and likely to be darkened, as to its power of
+discernment by the hurricane of affliction now too probably at hand. She
+answered my appeal with the fervor I expected from what I had already
+known of her character. She was a woman of a strong, fiery, perhaps I
+might say of heroic mind, supported by a courage that was absolutely
+indomitable, and by a strength of bodily frame very unusual in a woman,
+and beyond the promise even of her person. She had suffered as deep a
+wrench in her own affections as a human being can suffer; she had
+lost her one sole child, a fair-haired boy of most striking beauty and
+interesting disposition, at the age of seventeen, and by the worst
+of all possible fates; he lived (as we did at that time) in a large
+commercial city overflowing with profligacy, and with temptations of
+every order; he had been led astray; culpable he had been, but by very
+much the least culpable of the set into which accident had thrown him,
+as regarded acts and probable intentions; and as regarded palliations
+from childish years, from total inexperience, or any other alleviating
+circumstances that could be urged, having everything to plead--and of
+all his accomplices the only one who had anything to plead. Interest,
+however, he had little or none; and whilst some hoary villains of the
+party, who happened to be more powerfully befriended, were finally
+allowed to escape with a punishment little more than nominal, he and two
+others were selected as sacrifices to the offended laws. They suffered
+capitally. All three behaved well; but the poor boy in particular, with
+a courage, a resignation, and a meekness, so distinguished and beyond
+his years as to attract the admiration and the liveliest sympathy of
+the public universally. If strangers could feel in that way, if the
+mere hardened executioner could be melted at the final scene,--it may be
+judged to what a fierce and terrific height would ascend the affliction
+of a doating mother, constitutionally too fervid in her affections.
+I have heard an official person declare, that the spectacle of her
+desolation and frantic anguish was the most frightful thing he had ever
+witnessed, and so harrowing to the feelings, that all who could by their
+rank venture upon such an irregularity, absented themselves during the
+critical period from the office which corresponded with the government;
+for, as I have said, the affair took place in a large provincial city,
+at a great distance from the capital. All who knew this woman, or who
+were witnesses to the alteration which one fortnight had wrought in her
+person as well as her demeanor, fancied it impossible that she could
+continue to live; or that, if she did, it must be through the giving way
+of her reason. They proved, however, to be mistaken; or, at least, if
+(as some thought) her reason did suffer in some degree, this result
+showed itself in the inequality of her temper, in moody fits of
+abstraction, and the morbid energy of her manner at times under the
+absence of all adequate external excitement, rather than in any positive
+and apparent hallucinations of thought. The charm which had mainly
+carried off the instant danger to her faculties, was doubtless the
+intense sympathy which she met with. And in these offices of consolation
+my wife stood foremost. For, and that was fortunate, she had found
+herself able, without violence to her own sincerest opinions in the
+case, to offer precisely that form of sympathy which was most soothing
+to the angry irritation of the poor mother; not only had she shown a
+_direct_ interest in the boy, and not a mere interest of _reflection_
+from that which she took in the mother, and had expressed it by visits
+to his dungeon, and by every sort of attention to his comforts which
+his case called for, or the prison regulations allowed; not only had
+she wept with the distracted woman as if for a brother of her own; but,
+which went farther than all the rest in softening the mother's heart,
+she had loudly and indignantly proclaimed her belief in the boy's
+innocence, and in the same tone her sense of the crying injustice
+committed as to the selection of the victims, and the proportion of the
+punishment awarded. Others, in the language of a great poet,
+
+ 'Had pitied _her,_ and not her grief;'
+
+they had either not been able to see, or, from carelessness, had
+neglected to see, any peculiar wrong done to her in the matter which
+occasioned her grief,--but had simply felt compassion for her as for one
+summoned, in a regular course of providential and human dispensation,
+to face an affliction, heavy in itself, but not heavy from any special
+defect of equity. Consequently their very sympathy, being so much
+built upon the assumption that an only child had offended to the extent
+implied in his sentence, oftentimes clothed itself in expressions which
+she felt to be not consolations but insults, and, in fact, so many
+justifications of those whom it relieved her overcharged heart to regard
+as the very worst of enemies. Agnes, on the other hand, took the very
+same view of the case as herself; and, though otherwise the gentlest
+of all gentle creatures, yet here, from the generous fervor of her
+reverence for justice, and her abhorrence of oppression, she gave
+herself no trouble to moderate the energy of her language: nor did I,
+on my part, feeling that substantially she was in the right, think it of
+importance to dispute about the exact degrees of the wrong done or the
+indignation due to it. In this way it happened naturally enough that
+at one and the same time, though little contemplating either of these
+results, Agnes had done a prodigious service to the poor desolate mother
+by breaking the force of her misery, as well as by arming the active
+agencies of indignation against the depressing ones of solitary grief,
+and for herself had won a most grateful and devoted friend, who would
+have gone through fire and water to serve her, and was thenceforwards
+most anxious for some opportunity to testify how deep had been her
+sense of the goodness shown to her by her benign young mistress, and
+how incapable of suffering abatement by time. It remains to add, which
+I have slightly noticed before, that this woman was of unusual personal
+strength: her bodily frame matched with her intellectual: and I notice
+this _now_ with the more emphasis, because I am coming rapidly upon
+ground where it will be seen that this one qualification was of more
+summary importance to us--did us more 'yeoman's service' at a crisis
+the most awful--than other qualities of greater name and pretension.
+_Hannah_ was this woman's Christian name; and her name and her memory
+are to me amongst the most hallowed of my earthly recollections.
+
+One of her two fellow-servants, known technically amongst us as the
+'parlor maid,' was also, but not equally, attached to her mistress; and
+merely because her nature, less powerfully formed and endowed, did not
+allow her to entertain or to comprehend any service equally fervid of
+passion or of impassioned action. She, however, was good, affectionate,
+and worthy to be trusted. But a third there was, a nursery maid, and
+therefore more naturally and more immediately standing within the
+confidence of her mistress--her I could not trust: her I suspected. But
+of that hereafter. Meantime, Hannah, she upon whom I leaned as upon a
+staff in all which respected her mistress, ran up stairs, after I had
+spoken and received her answer, in order hastily to dress and prepare
+herself for going out along with me to the city. I did not ask her to
+be quick in her movements: I knew there was no need: and, whilst she was
+absent, I took up, in one of my fretful movements of nervousness, a book
+which was lying upon a side-table: the book fell open of itself at a
+particular page; and in that, perhaps, there was nothing extraordinary,
+for it was a little portable edition of _Paradise Lost_; and the page
+was one which I must naturally have turned to many a time: for to Agnes
+I had read all the great masters of literature, especially those of
+modern times; so that few people knew the high classics more familiarly:
+and as to the passage in question, from its divine beauty I had read it
+aloud to her, perhaps, on fifty separate occasions. All this I mention
+to take away any appearance of a vulgar attempt to create omens;
+but still, in the very act of confessing the simple truth, and thus
+weakening the marvellous character of the anecdote, I must notice it as
+a strange instance of the '_Sortes Miltonianae_,'--that precisely at such
+a moment as this I should find thrown in my way, should feel tempted
+to take up, and should open, a volume containing such a passage as the
+following: and observe, moreover, that although the volume, _once being
+taken up_, would naturally open where it had been most frequently
+read, there were, however, many passages which had been read _as_
+frequently--or more so. The particular passage upon which I opened
+at this moment was that most beautiful one in which the fatal morning
+separation is described between Adam and his bride--that separation so
+pregnant with wo, which eventually proved the occasion of the mortal
+transgression--the last scene between our first parents at which both
+were innocent and both were happy--although the superior intellect
+already felt, and, in the slight altercation preceding this separation,
+had already expressed a dim misgiving of some coming change: these are
+the words, and in depth of pathos they have rarely been approached:--
+
+ 'Oft he to her his charge of quick return
+ Repeated; she to him as oft engag'd
+ To be returned by noon amid the bow'r,
+ And all things in best order to invite
+ Noon-tide repast, or afternoon's repose.
+ Oh much deceived, much failing, hapless Eve!
+ Of thy presumed return, event perverse!
+ Thou never from that hour in Paradise
+ Found'st either sweet repast, or sound repose.'
+
+'_My_ Eve!' I exclaimed, 'partner in _my_ paradise, where art thou?
+_Much failing_ thou wilt not be found, nor _much deceived_; innocent in
+any case thou art; but, alas! too surely by this time _hapless_, and the
+victim of some diabolic wickedness.' Thus I murmured to myself; thus I
+ejaculated; thus I apostrophized my Agnes; then again came a stormier
+mood. I could not sit still; I could not stand in quiet; I threw the
+book from me with violence against the wall; I began to hurry backwards
+and forwards in a short uneasy walk, when suddenly a sound, a step; it
+was the sound of the garden-gate opening, followed by a hasty tread.
+Whose tread? Not for a moment could it be fancied the oread step which
+belonged to that daughter of the hills--my wife, my Agnes; no, it was
+the dull massy tread of a man: and immediately there came a loud blow
+upon the door, and in the next moment, the bell having been found, a
+furious peal of ringing. Oh coward heart! not for a lease of immortality
+could I have gone forwards myself. My breath failed me; an interval
+came in which respiration seemed to be stifled--the blood to halt in its
+current; and then and there I recognised in myself the force and living
+truth of that Scriptural description of a heart consciously beset by
+evil without escape: 'Susannah _sighed_.' Yes, a long, long sigh--a
+deep, deep sigh--that is, the natural language by which the over-charged
+heart utters forth the wo that else would break it. I sighed--oh how
+profoundly! But that did not give me power to move. Who will go to the
+door? I whispered audibly. Who is at the door? was the inaudible whisper
+of my heart. Then might be seen the characteristic differences of the
+three women. That one, whom I suspected, I heard raising an upper window
+to look out and reconnoitre. The affectionate Rachael, on the other
+hand, ran eagerly down stairs; but Hannah, half dressed, even her
+bosom exposed, passed her like a storm; and before I heard any sound of
+opening a door, I saw from the spot where I stood the door already wide
+open, and a man in the costume of a policeman. All that he said I could
+not hear; but this I heard--that I was wanted at the police office, and
+had better come off without delay. He seemed then to get a glimpse of
+me, and to make an effort towards coming nearer; but I slunk away, and
+left to Hannah the task of drawing from him any circumstances which he
+might know. But apparently there was not much to tell, or rather, said
+I, there is too much, the _much_ absorbs the _many_; some one mighty
+evil transcends and quells all particulars. At length the door was
+closed, and the man was gone. Hannah crept slowly along the passage, and
+looked in hesitatingly. Her very movements and stealthy pace testified
+that she had heard nothing which, even by comparison, she could think
+good news. 'Tell me not now, Hannah,' I said; 'wait till we are in the
+open air.' She went up stairs again. How short seemed the time till she
+descended! how I longed for further respite! 'Hannah!' I said at length
+when we were fairly moving upon the road, 'Hannah! I am too sure you
+have nothing good to tell. But now tell me the worst, and let that be in
+the fewest words possible.'
+
+'Sir,' she said, 'we had better wait until we reach the office; for
+really I could not understand the man. He says that my mistress is
+detained upon some charge; but _what_, I could not at all make out. He
+was a man that knew something of you, Sir, I believe, and he wished to
+be civil, and kept saying, "Oh! I dare say it will turn out nothing
+at all, many such charges are made idly and carelessly, and some
+maliciously." "But what charges?" I cried, and then he wanted to speak
+privately to you. But I told him that of all persons he must not speak
+to you, if he had anything painful to tell; for that you were too much
+disturbed already, and had been for some hours, out of anxiety and
+terror about my mistress, to bear much more. So, when he heard that, he
+was less willing to speak freely than before. He might prove wrong, he
+said; he might give offence; things might turn out far otherwise than
+according to first appearances; for his part, he could not believe
+anything amiss of so sweet a lady. And after all, it would be better to
+wait till we reached the office.'
+
+Thus much then was clear--Agnes was under some accusation. This was
+already worse than the worst I had anticipated. 'And then,' said I,
+thinking aloud to Hannah, 'one of two things is apparent to me; either
+the accusation is one of pure hellish malice, without a color of
+probability or the shadow of a foundation, and that way, alas! I am
+driven in my fears by that Hungarian woman's prophecy; or, which but for
+my desponding heart I should be more inclined to think, the charge
+has grown out of my poor wife's rustic ignorance as to the usages then
+recently established by law with regard to the kind of money that could
+be legally tendered. This, however, was a suggestion that did not tend
+to alleviate my anxiety; and my nervousness had mounted to a painful,
+almost to a disabling degree, by the time we reached the office. Already
+on our road thither some parties had passed us who were conversing with
+eagerness upon the case: so much we collected from the many and ardent
+expressions about 'the lady's beauty,' though the rest of such words as
+we could catch were ill calculated to relieve my suspense. This,
+then, at least, was certain--that my poor timid Agnes had already been
+exhibited before a tumultuous crowd; that her name and reputation had
+gone forth as a subject of discussion for the public; and that the
+domestic seclusion and privacy within which it was her matronly
+privilege to move had already undergone a rude violation.
+
+The office, and all the purlieus of the office, were occupied by a dense
+crowd. That, perhaps, was always the case, more or less, at this time
+of day; but at present the crowd was manifestly possessed by a more than
+ordinary interest; and there was a unity in this possessing interest;
+all were talking on the same subject, the case in which Agnes had so
+recently appeared in some character or other; and by this time it became
+but too certain in the character of an accused person. Pity was the
+prevailing sentiment amongst the mob; but the opinions varied much as to
+the probable criminality of the prisoner. I made my way into the office.
+The presiding magistrates had all retired for the afternoon, and would
+not reassemble until eight o'clock in the evening. Some clerks only
+or officers of the court remained, who were too much harassed by
+applications for various forms and papers connected with the routine of
+public business, and by other official duties which required signatures
+or attestations, to find much leisure for answering individual
+questions. Some, however, listened with a marked air of attention to my
+earnest request for the circumstantial details of the case, but finally
+referred me to a vast folio volume, in which were entered all the
+charges, of whatever nature, involving any serious tendency--in fact,
+all that exceeded a misdemeanor--in the regular chronological succession
+according to which they came before the magistrate. Here, in this vast
+calendar of guilt and misery, amidst the _aliases_ or cant designations
+of ruffians, prostitutes, felons, stood the description, at full length,
+Christian and surnames all properly registered, of my Agnes--of her
+whose very name had always sounded to my ears like the very echo of
+mountain innocence, purity, and pastoral simplicity. Here in another
+column stood the name and residence of her accuser. I shall call him
+_Barratt_, for that was amongst his names, and a name by which he had at
+one period of his infamous life been known to the public, though not his
+principal name, or the one which he had thought fit to assume at
+this era. James Barratt, then, as I shall here call him, was a
+haberdasher--keeping a large and conspicuous shop in a very crowded and
+what was then considered a fashionable part of the city. The charge was
+plain and short. Did I live to read it? It accused Agnes M---- of having
+on that morning secreted in her muff, and feloniously carried away, a
+valuable piece of Mechlin lace, the property of James Barratt. And the
+result of the first examination was thus communicated in a separate
+column, written in red ink--'Remanded to the second day after to-morrow
+for final examination.' Everything in this sin-polluted register was
+in manuscript; but at night the records of each day were regularly
+transferred to a printed journal, enlarged by comments and explanatory
+descriptions from some one of the clerks, whose province it was to
+furnish this intelligence to the public journals. On that same night,
+therefore, would go forth to the world such an account of the case, and
+such a description of my wife's person, as would inevitably summon
+to the next exhibition of her misery, as by special invitation and
+advertisement, the whole world of this vast metropolis--the idle, the
+curious, the brutal, the hardened amateur in spectacles of wo, and the
+benign philanthropist who frequents such scenes with the purpose of
+carrying alleviation to their afflictions. All alike, whatever might
+be their motives or the spirit of their actions, would rush (as to
+some grand festival of curiosity and sentimental luxury) to this public
+martyrdom of my innocent wife.
+
+Meantime, what was the first thing to be done? Manifestly, to see Agnes:
+her account of the affair might suggest the steps to be taken. Prudence,
+therefore, at any rate, prescribed this course; and my heart would not
+have tolerated any other. I applied, therefore, at once, for information
+as to the proper mode of effecting this purpose without delay. What
+was my horror at learning that, by a recent regulation of all the
+police-offices, under the direction of the public minister who presided
+over that department of the national administration, no person could be
+admitted to an interview with any accused party during the progress of
+the official examinations; or, in fact, until the final committal of
+the prisoner for trial. This rule was supposed to be attended by great
+public advantages, and had rarely been relaxed--never, indeed, without a
+special interposition of the police minister authorizing its suspension.
+But was the exclusion absolute and universal? Might not, at least,
+a female servant, simply as the bearer of such articles as were
+indispensable to female delicacy and comfort, have access to her
+mistress? No; the exclusion was total and unconditional. To argue the
+point was manifestly idle; the subordinate officers had no discretion in
+the matter; nor, in fact, had any other official person, whatever were
+his rank, except the supreme one; and to him I neither had any obvious
+means of introduction, nor (in case of obtaining such an introduction)
+any chance of success; for the spirit of the rule, I foresaw it would be
+answered, applied with especial force to cases like the present.
+
+Mere human feelings of pity, sympathy with my too visible agitation,
+superadded to something of perhaps reverence for the blighting misery
+that was now opening its artillery upon me--for misery has a privilege,
+and everywhere is felt to be a holy thing--had combined to procure for
+me some attention and some indulgence hitherto. Answers had been given
+with precision, explanations made at length, and anxiety shown
+to satisfy my inquiries. But this could not last; the inexorable
+necessities of public business coming back in a torrent upon the
+official people after this momentary interruption, forbade them to
+indulge any further consideration for an individual case, and I saw that
+I must not stay any longer. I was rapidly coming to be regarded as a
+hinderance to the movement of public affairs; and the recollection
+that I might again have occasion for some appeal to these men in their
+official characters, admonished me not to abuse my privilege of the
+moment. After returning thanks, therefore, for the disposition shown to
+oblige me, I retired.
+
+Slowly did I and Hannah retrace our steps. Hannah sustained, in the tone
+of her spirits, by the extremity of her anger, a mood of feeling which
+I did not share. Indignation was to her in the stead of consolation and
+hope. I, for my part, could not seek even a momentary shelter from my
+tempestuous affliction in that temper of mind. The man who could accuse
+my Agnes, and accuse her of such a crime, I felt to be a monster; and
+in my thoughts he was already doomed to a bloody atonement (atonement!
+alas! what atonement!) whenever the time arrived that _her_ cause would
+not be prejudiced, or the current of public feeling made to turn in his
+favor by investing him with the semblance of an injured or suffering
+person. So much was settled in my thoughts with the stern serenity of a
+decree issuing from a judgment-seat. But that gave no relief, no shadow
+of relief, to the misery which was now consuming me. Here was an end, in
+one hour, to the happiness of a life. In one hour it had given way, root
+and branch--had melted like so much frost-work, or a pageant of vapory
+exhalations. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, and yet for ever
+and ever, I comprehended the total ruin of my situation. The case, as
+others might think, was yet in suspense; and there was room enough for
+very rational hopes, especially where there was an absolute certainty of
+innocence. Total freedom from all doubt on that point seemed to justify
+almost more than hopes. This might be said, and most people would have
+been more or less consoled by it. I was not. I felt as certain, as
+irredeemably, as hopelessly certain of the final results as though I
+had seen the record in the books of Heaven. 'Hope nothing,' I said to
+myself; 'think not of hope in this world, but think only how best to
+walk steadily, and not to reel like a creature wanting discourse of
+reason, or incapable of religious hopes under the burden which it has
+pleased God to impose, and which in this life cannot be shaken off. The
+countenance of man is made to look upward and to the skies. Thither also
+point henceforwards your heart and your thoughts. Never again let your
+thoughts travel earthwards. Settle them on the heavens, to which your
+Agnes is already summoned. The call is clear, and not to be mistaken.
+Little in _her_ fate now depends upon you, or upon anything that man
+can do. Look, therefore, to yourself; see that you make not shipwreck
+of your heavenly freight because your earthly freight is lost; and miss
+not, by any acts of wild and presumptuous despair, that final reunion
+with your Agnes, which can only be descried through vistas that open
+through the heavens.'
+
+Such were the thoughts, thoughts often made audible, which came
+spontaneously like oracles from afar, as I strode homewards with Hannah
+by my side. Her, meantime, I seemed to hear; for at times I seemed and
+I intended to answer her. But answer her I did not; for not ten words of
+all that she said did I really and consciously hear. How I went through
+that night is more entirely a blank in my memory, more entirely a
+chapter of chaos and the confusion of chaos, than any other passage
+the most impressive in my life. If I even slumbered for a moment, as at
+intervals I did sometimes, though never sitting down, but standing
+or pacing about throughout the night, and if in this way I attained a
+momentary respite from self-consciousness, no sooner had I reached this
+enviable state of oblivion, than some internal sting of irritation
+_as_ rapidly dispersed the whole fickle fabric of sleep; and as if the
+momentary trance--this fugitive beguilement of my wo--had been conceded
+by a demon's subtle malice only with the purpose of barbing the pang,
+by thus forcing it into a stronger relief through the insidious peace
+preceding it. It is a well known and most familiar experience to all
+the sons and daughters of affliction, that under no circumstances is the
+piercing, lancinating torment of a recent calamity felt so keenly as in
+the first moments of awaking in the morning from the night's slumbers.
+Just at the very instant when the clouds of sleep, and the whole
+fantastic illusions of dreaminess are dispersing, just as the
+realities of life are re-assuming their steadfast forms--re-shaping
+themselves--and settling anew into those fixed relations which they are
+to preserve throughout the waking hours; in that particular crisis of
+transition from the unreal to the real, the wo which besieges the brain
+and the life-springs at the heart rushes in afresh amongst the other
+crowd of realities, and has at the moment of restoration literally the
+force and liveliness of a new birth--the very same pang, and no whit
+feebler, as that which belonged to it when it was first made known. From
+the total hush of oblivion which had buried it and sealed it up, as it
+were, during the sleeping hours, it starts into sudden life on our
+first awaking, and is to all intents and purposes a new and not an
+old affliction--one which brings with it the old original shock which
+attended its first annunciation.
+
+That night--that first night of separation from my wife--_how_ it
+passed, I know not; I know only _that_ it passed, I being in our common
+bed-chamber, that holiest of all temples that are consecrated to human
+attachments, whenever the heart is pure of man and woman, and the love
+is strong--I being in that bedchamber, once the temple now the sepulchre
+of our happiness,--I there, and my wife--my innocent wife--in a dungeon.
+As the morning light began to break, somebody knocked at the door; it
+was Hannah: she took my hand--misery levels all feeble distinctions of
+station, sex, age--she noticed my excessive feverishness, and gravely
+remonstrated with me upon the necessity there was that I should maintain
+as much health as possible for the sake of 'others,' if not for myself.
+She then brought me some tea, which refreshed me greatly; for I
+had tasted nothing at all beyond a little water since the preceding
+morning's breakfast. This refreshment seemed to relax and thaw the stiff
+frozen state of cheerless, rayless despair in which I had passed the
+night; I became susceptible of consolation--that consolation which lies
+involved in kindness and gentleness of manner--if not susceptible more
+than before of any positive hope. I sat down; and, having no witnesses
+to my weakness but this kind and faithful woman, I wept, and I found a
+relief in tears; and she, with the ready sympathy of woman, wept along
+with me. All at once she ventured upon the circumstances (so far as she
+had been able to collect them from the reports of those who had been
+present at the examination) of our calamity. There was little indeed
+either to excite or to gratify any interest or curiosity separate from
+the _personal_ interest inevitably connected with a case to which there
+were two such parties as a brutal, sensual, degraded ruffian, on one
+side in character of accuser, and on the other as defendant, a meek
+angel of a woman, timid and fainting from the horrors of her situation,
+and under the licentious gaze of the crowd--yet, at the same time, bold
+in conscious innocence, and in the very teeth of the suspicions which
+beset her, winning the good opinion, as well as the good wishes of all
+who saw her. There had been at this first examination little for her to
+say beyond the assigning her name, age, and place of abode; and here
+it was fortunate that her own excellent good sense concurred with
+her perfect integrity and intuitive hatred of all indirect or crooked
+courses in prompting her to an undisguised statement of the simple
+truth, without a momentary hesitation or attempt either at evasion or
+suppression. With equally good intentions in similar situations many a
+woman has seriously injured her cause by slight evasions of the entire
+truth, where nevertheless her only purpose has been the natural and
+ingenuous one of seeking to save the reputation untainted of a name
+which she felt to have been confided to her keeping. The purpose was an
+honorable one, but erroneously pursued. Agnes fell into no such error.
+She answered calmly, simply, and truly, to every question put by the
+magistrates; and beyond _that_ there was little opportunity for her to
+speak; the whole business of this preliminary examination being confined
+to the deposition of the accuser as to the circumstances under which he
+alleged the act of felonious appropriation to have taken place. These
+circumstances were perfectly uninteresting, considered in themselves;
+but amongst them was one which to us had the most shocking interest,
+from the absolute proof thus furnished of a deep-laid plot against
+Agnes. But for this one circumstance there would have been a possibility
+that the whole had originated in error--error growing out of and
+acting upon a nature originally suspicious, and confirmed perhaps by
+an unfortunate experience. And in proportion as that was possible, the
+chances increased that the accuser might, as the examinations advanced,
+and the winning character of the accused party began to develop itself,
+begin to see his error, and to retract his own over-hasty suspicions.
+But now we saw at a glance that for this hope there was no countenance
+whatever, since one solitary circumstance sufficed to establish a
+conspiracy. The deposition bore--that the lace had been secreted and
+afterwards detected in a muff; now it was a fact as well known to both
+of us as the fact of Agnes having gone out at all--that she had laid
+aside her winter's dress for the first time on this genial sunny day.
+Muff she had not at the time, nor could have had appropriately from the
+style of her costume in other respects. What was the effect upon us of
+this remarkable discovery! Of course there died at once the hope of any
+abandonment by the prosecutor of his purpose; because here was proof of
+a predetermined plot. This hope died at once; but then, as it was one
+which never had presented itself to my mind, I lost nothing by which I
+had ever been solaced. On the other hand, it will be obvious that a new
+hope at the same time arose to take its place, viz., the reasonable one
+that by this single detection, if once established, we might raise a
+strong presumption of conspiracy, and moreover that, as a leading fact
+or clue, it might serve to guide us in detecting others. Hannah
+was sanguine in this expectation; and for a moment her hopes were
+contagiously exciting to mine. But the hideous despondency which in
+my mind had settled upon the whole affair from the very first, the
+superstitious presentiment I had of a total blight brooding over the
+entire harvest of my life and its promises, (tracing itself originally,
+I am almost ashamed to own, up to that prediction of the Hungarian
+woman)--denied me steady light, anything--all in short but a wandering
+ray of hope. It was right, of course, nay, indispensable, that the
+circumstance of the muff should be strongly insisted upon at the
+next examination, pressed against the prosecutor, and sifted to the
+uttermost. An able lawyer would turn this to a triumphant account; and
+it would be admirable as a means of pre-engaging the good opinion as
+well as the sympathies of the public in behalf of the prisoner. But,
+for its final effect--my conviction remained, not to be shaken, that all
+would be useless; that our doom had gone forth, and was irrevocable.
+
+Let me not linger too much over those sad times. Morning came on as
+usual; for it is strange, but true, that to the very wretched it seems
+wonderful that times and seasons should keep their appointed courses
+in the midst of such mighty overthrows, and such interruption to the
+courses of their own wonted happiness and their habitual expectations.
+Why should morning and night, why should all movements in the natural
+world be so regular, whilst in the moral world all is so irregular
+and anomalous? Yet the sun and the moon rise and set as usual upon the
+mightiest revolutions of empire and of worldly fortune that this planet
+ever beholds; and it is sometimes even a comfort to know that this will
+be the case. A great criminal, sentenced to an agonizing punishment,
+has derived a fortitude and a consolation from recollecting that the
+day would run its inevitable course--that a day after all was _but_
+a day--that the mighty wheel of alternate light and darkness must and
+would revolve--and that the evening star would rise as usual, and shine
+with its untroubled lustre upon the dust and ashes of what _had_ indeed
+suffered, and so recently, the most bitter pangs, but would then have
+ceased to suffer. 'La Journee,' said Damien,
+
+ 'La journee sera dure, mais elle se passera.'
+
+'----_Se passera_:' yes, that is true, I whispered to myself; my day
+also, my season of trial will be hard to bear; but that also will have
+an end; that also '_se passera_.' Thus I talked or thought so long as I
+thought at all; for the hour was now rapidly approaching, when thinking
+in any shape would for some time be at an end for me.
+
+That day, as the morning advanced, I went again, accompanied by Hannah,
+to the police court and to the prison--a vast, ancient, in parts
+ruinous, and most gloomy pile of building. In those days the
+administration of justice was, if not more corrupt, certainly in its
+inferior departments by far more careless than it is at present, and
+liable to thousands of interruptions and mal-practices, supporting
+themselves upon old traditionary usages which required at least half
+a century, and the shattering everywhere given to old systems by the
+French Revolution, together with the universal energy of mind applied
+to those subjects over the whole length and breadth of Christendom, to
+approach with any effectual reforms. Knowing this, and having myself had
+direct personal cognisance of various cases in which bribery had been
+applied with success, I was not without considerable hope that perhaps
+Hannah and myself might avail ourselves of this irregular passport
+through the gates of the prison. And, had the new regulation been of
+somewhat longer standing, there is little doubt that I should have been
+found right; unfortunately, as yet it had all the freshness of newborn
+vigor, and kept itself in remembrance by the singular irritation it
+excited. Besides this, it was a pet novelty of one particular minister,
+new to the possession of power, anxious to distinguish himself, proud
+of his creative functions within the range of his office, and very
+sensitively jealous on the point of opposition to his mandates. Vain,
+therefore, on this day were all my efforts to corrupt the jailers; and,
+in fact, anticipating a time when I might have occasion to corrupt some
+of them for a more important purpose and on a larger scale, I did not
+think it prudent to proclaim my character beforehand as one who tampered
+with such means, and thus to arm against myself those jealousies in
+official people, which it was so peculiarly important that I should keep
+asleep.
+
+All that day, however, I lingered about the avenues and vast courts
+in the precincts of the prison, and near one particular wing of the
+building, which had been pointed out to me by a jailer as the section
+allotted to those who were in the situation of Agnes; that is, waiting
+their final commitment for trial. The building generally he could
+indicate with certainty, but he professed himself unable to indicate
+the particular part of it which 'the young woman brought in on the day
+previous' would be likely to occupy; consequently he could not point
+out the window from which her cell (her '_cell_!' what a word!) would be
+lighted. 'But, master,' he went on to say, 'I would advise nobody to try
+that game.' He looked with an air so significant, and at the same time
+used a gesture so indicative of private understanding, that I at
+once apprehended his meaning, and assured him that he had altogether
+misconstrued my drift; that, as to attempts at escape, or at any mode of
+communicating with the prisoner from the outside, I trusted all _that_
+was perfectly needless; and that at any rate in my eyes it was perfectly
+hopeless. 'Well, master,' he replied, 'that's neither here nor there.
+You've come down handsomely, that I _will_ say; and where a gentleman
+acts like a gentleman, and behaves himself as such, I'm not the man to
+go and split upon him for a word. To be sure it's quite nat'ral that a
+gentleman--put case that a young woman is his fancy woman--it's nothing
+but nat'ral that he should want to get her out of such an old rat-hole
+as this, where many's the fine-timbered creature, both he and she, that
+has lain to rot, and has never got out of the old trap at all, first
+or last'----'How so?' I interrupted him; 'surely they don't detain the
+corpses of prisoners?' 'Ay, but mind you--put case that he or that she
+should die in this rat-trap before sentence is past, why then the prison
+counts them as its own children, and buries them in its own chapel--that
+old stack of pigeon-holes that you see up yonder to the right hand.' So
+then, after all, thought I, if my poor Agnes should, in her desolation
+and solitary confinement to these wretched walls, find her frail
+strength give way--should the moral horrors of her situation work their
+natural effect upon her health, and she should chance to die within this
+dungeon, here within this same dungeon will she lie to the resurrection,
+and in that case her prison-doors have already closed upon her for
+ever. The man, who perhaps had some rough kindness in his nature,
+though tainted by the mercenary feelings too inevitably belonging to
+his situation, seemed to guess at the character of my ruminations by the
+change of my countenance, for he expressed some pity for my being 'in
+so much trouble;' and it seemed to increase his respect for me that this
+trouble should be directed to the case of a woman, for he appeared
+to have a manly sense of the peculiar appeal made to the honor and
+gallantry of man, by the mere general fact of the feebleness and the
+dependence of woman. I looked at him more attentively in consequence of
+the feeling tone in which he now spoke, and was surprised that I had not
+more particularly noticed him before; he was a fine looking, youngish
+man, with a bold Robin-hood style of figure and appearance; and, morally
+speaking, he was absolutely transfigured to my eyes by the effect worked
+upon him for the moment, through the simple calling up of his better
+nature. However, he recurred to his cautions about the peril in a legal
+sense of tampering with the windows, bolts, and bars of the old decaying
+prison; which, in fact, precisely according to the degree in which its
+absolute power over its prisoners was annually growing less and less,
+grew more and more jealous of its own reputation, and punished the
+attempts to break loose with the more severity, in exact proportion as
+they were the more tempting by the chances of success. I persisted in
+disowning any schemes of the sort, and especially upon the ground of
+their hopelessness. But this, on the other hand, was a ground that in
+his inner thoughts he treated with scorn; and I could easily see that,
+with a little skilful management of opportunity, I might, upon occasion,
+draw from him all the secrets he knew as to the special points of
+infirmity in this old ruinous building. For the present, and until it
+should certainly appear that there was some use to be derived from
+this species of knowledge, I forbore to raise superfluous suspicions
+by availing myself further of his communicative disposition. Taking,
+however, the precaution of securing his name, together with his
+particular office and designation in the prison, I parted from him as
+if to go home, but in fact to resume my sad roamings up and down the
+precincts of the jail.
+
+What made these precincts much larger than otherwise they would have
+been, was the circumstance that, by a usage derived from older days,
+both criminal prisoners and those who were prisoners for debt, equally
+fell under the custody of this huge caravanserai for the indifferent
+reception of crime, of misdemeanor, and of misfortune. And those who
+came under the two first titles, were lodged here through all stages of
+their connection with public justice; alike when mere objects of vague
+suspicion to the police, when under examination upon a specific charge,
+when fully committed for trial, when convicted and under sentence,
+awaiting the execution of that sentence, and, in a large proportion of
+cases, even through their final stage of punishment, when it happened
+to be of any nature compatible with in-door confinement. Hence it arose
+that the number of those who haunted the prison gates, with or without
+a title to admission, was enormous; all the relatives, or more properly
+the acquaintances and connections of the criminal population within
+the prison, being swelled by all the families of needy debtors who came
+daily, either to offer the consolation of their society, or to diminish
+their common expenditure by uniting their slender establishments. One
+of the rules applied to the management of this vast multitude that were
+every day candidates for admission was, that to save the endless trouble
+as well as risk, perhaps, of opening and shutting the main gates
+to every successive arrival, periodic intervals were fixed for the
+admission by wholesale; and as these periods came round every two hours,
+it would happen at many parts of the day that vast crowds accumulated
+waiting for the next opening of the gate. These crowds were assembled
+in two or three large outer courts, in which also were many stalls and
+booths, kept there upon some local privilege of ancient inheritance,
+or upon some other plea made good by gifts or bribes--some by Jews
+and others by Christians, perhaps equally Jewish. Superadded to these
+stationary elements of this miscellaneous population, were others drawn
+thither by pure motives of curiosity, so that altogether an almost
+permanent mob was gathered together in these courts; and amid this mob
+it was,--from I know not what definite motive, partly because I thought
+it probable that amongst these people I should hear the cause of Agnes
+peculiarly the subject of conversation; and so, in fact, it did really
+happen,--but partly, and even more, I believe, because I now awfully
+began to shrink from solitude. Tumult I must have, and distraction of
+thought. Amid this mob, I say, it was that I passed two days. Feverish I
+had been from the first--and from bad to worse, in such a case, was, at
+any rate, a natural progress; but, perhaps, also amongst this crowd of
+the poor, the abjectly wretched, the ill-fed, the desponding, and the
+dissolute, there might be very naturally a larger body of contagion
+lurking than according to their mere numerical expectations. There was
+at that season a very extensive depopulation going on in some quarters
+of this great metropolis, and in other cities of the same empire, by
+means of a very malignant typhus. This fever is supposed to be the
+peculiar product of jails; and though it had not as yet been felt as
+a scourge and devastator of this particular jail, or at least the
+consequent mortality had been hitherto kept down to a moderate amount,
+yet it was highly probable that a certain quantity of contagion, much
+beyond the proportion of other popular assemblages less uniformly
+wretched in their composition, was here to be found all day long; and
+doubtless my excited state, and irritable habit of body, had offered
+a peculiar predisposition that favored the rapid development of this
+contagion. However this might be, the result was, that on the evening
+of the second day which I spent in haunting the purlieus of the prison,
+(consequently the night preceding the second public examination of
+Agnes,) I was attacked by ardent fever in such unmitigated fury, that
+before morning I had lost all command of my intellectual faculties. For
+some weeks I became a pitiable maniac, and in every sense the wreck of
+my former self; and seven entire weeks, together with the better half of
+an eighth week, had passed over my head whilst I lay unconscious of time
+and its dreadful freight of events, excepting in so far as my disordered
+brain, by its fantastic coinages, created endless mimicries and
+mockeries of these events--less substantial, but oftentimes less
+afflicting, or less agitating. It would have been well for me had my
+destiny decided that I was not to be recalled to this world of wo. But
+I had no such happiness in store. I recovered, and through twenty and
+eight years my groans have recorded the sorrow I feel that I did.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I shall not rehearse circumstantially, and point by point, the sad
+unfolding, as it proceeded through successive revelations to me, of all
+which had happened during my state of physical incapacity. When I first
+became aware that my wandering senses had returned to me, and knew, by
+the cessation of all throbbings, and the unutterable pains that had
+so long possessed my brain, that I was now returning from the gates of
+death, a sad confusion assailed me as to some indefinite cloud of evil
+that had been hovering over me at the time when I first fell into a
+state of insensibility. For a time I struggled vainly to recover the
+lost connection of my thoughts, and I endeavored ineffectually to
+address myself to sleep. I opened my eyes, but found the glare of light
+painful beyond measure. Strength, however, it seemed to me that I had,
+and more than enough, to raise myself out of bed. I made the attempt,
+but fell back, almost giddy with the effort. At the sound of the
+disturbance which I had thus made, a woman whom I did not know came from
+behind a curtain, and spoke to me. Shrinking from any communication
+with a stranger, especially one whose discretion I could not estimate in
+making discoveries to me with the requisite caution, I asked her simply
+what o'clock it was.
+
+'Eleven in the forenoon,' she replied.
+
+'And what day of the month?'
+
+'The second,' was her brief answer.
+
+I felt almost a sense of shame in adding--; 'The second! but of what
+month?'
+
+'Of June,' was the startling rejoinder.
+
+On the 8th of April I had fallen ill, and it was now actually the 2d
+of June. Oh! sickening calculation! revolting register of hours! for in
+that same moment which brought back this one recollection, perhaps by
+steadying my brain, rushed back in a torrent all the other dreadful
+remembrances of the period, and now the more so, because, though the
+event was still uncertain as regarded my knowledge, it must have become
+dreadfully certain as regarded the facts of the case, and the happiness
+of all who were concerned. Alas! one little circumstance too painfully
+assured me that this event had not been a happy one. Had Agnes been
+restored to her liberty and her home, where would she have been
+found but watching at my bed-side? That too certainly I knew, and the
+inference was too bitter to support.
+
+On this same day, some hours afterwards, upon Hannah's return from the
+city, I received from her, and heard with perfect calmness, the whole
+sum of evil which awaited me. Little Francis--she took up her tale at
+that point--'was with God:' so she expressed herself. He had died of the
+same fever which had attacked me--had died and been buried nearly
+five weeks before. Too probably he had caught the infection from me.
+Almost--such are the caprices of human feeling--almost I could have
+rejoiced that this young memorial of my vanished happiness had vanished
+also. It gave me a pang, nevertheless, that the grave should thus have
+closed upon him before I had seen his fair little face again. But I
+steeled my heart to hear worse things than this. Next she went on to
+inform me that already, on the first or second day of our calamity, she
+had taken upon herself, without waiting for authority, on observing the
+rapid approaches of illness in me, and arguing the state of helplessness
+which would follow, to write off at once a summons in the most urgent
+terms to the brother of my wife. This gentleman, whom I shall call
+Pierpoint, was a high-spirited, generous young man as I have ever known.
+When I say that he was a sportsman, that at one season of the year he
+did little else than pursue his darling amusement of fox-hunting, for
+which indeed he had almost a maniacal passion--saying this, I shall
+already have prejudged him in the opinions of many, who fancy all such
+persons the slaves of corporeal enjoyments. But, with submission, the
+truth lies the other way. According to my experience, people of these
+habits have their bodies more than usually under their command, as being
+subdued by severe exercise; and their minds, neither better nor worse on
+an average than those of their neighbors, are more available from being
+so much more rarely clogged by morbid habits in that uneasy yoke-fellow
+of the intellectual part--the body. He at all events was a man to
+justify in his own person this way of thinking; for he was a man not
+only of sound, but even of bold and energetic intellect, and in all
+moral respects one whom any man might feel proud to call his friend.
+This young man, Pierpoint, without delay obeyed the summons; and on
+being made acquainted with what had already passed, the first step he
+took was to call upon Barratt, and without further question than what
+might ascertain his identity, he proceeded to inflict upon him a severe
+horsewhipping. A worse step on his sister's account he could not have
+taken. Previously to this the popular feeling had run strongly against
+Barratt, but now its unity was broken. A new element was introduced
+into the question: Democratic feelings were armed against this outrage;
+gentlemen and nobles, it was said, thought themselves not amenable
+to justice; and again, the majesty of the law was offended at this
+intrusion upon an affair already under solemn course of adjudication.
+Everything, however, passes away under the healing hand of time, and
+this also faded from the public mind. People remembered also that he
+was a brother, and in that character, at any rate, had a right to some
+allowances for his intemperance; and what quickened the oblivion of the
+affair was, which in itself was sufficiently strange, that Barratt did
+not revive the case in the public mind by seeking legal reparation for
+his injuries. It was, however, still matter of regret that Pierpoint
+should have indulged himself in this movement of passion, since
+undoubtedly it broke and disturbed the else uniform stream of public
+indignation, by investing the original aggressor with something like the
+character of an injured person; and therefore with some set-off to plead
+against his own wantonness of malice;--his malice might now assume the
+nobler aspect of revenge.
+
+Thus far, in reporting the circumstances, Hannah had dallied--thus far
+I had rejoiced that she dallied, with the main burden of the wo; but now
+there remained nothing to dally with any longer--and she rushed along in
+her narrative, hurrying to tell--I hurrying to hear. A second, a third
+examination had ensued, then a final committal--all this within a week.
+By that time all the world was agitated with the case; literally not
+the city only, vast as that city was, but the nation was convulsed and
+divided into parties upon the question, Whether the prosecution were one
+of mere malice or not? The very government of the land was reported to
+be equally interested, and almost equally divided in opinion. In this
+state of public feeling came the trial. Image to yourself, oh reader,
+whosoever you are, the intensity of the excitement which by that time
+had arisen in all people to be spectators of the scene--then image to
+yourself the effect of all this, a perfect consciousness that in
+herself as a centre was settled the whole mighty interest of
+the exhibition--that interest again of so dubious and mixed a
+character--sympathy in some with mere misfortune--sympathy in others
+with female frailty and guilt, not perhaps founded upon an absolute
+unwavering belief in her innocence, even amongst those who were most
+loud and positive as partisans in affirming it,--and then remember that
+all this hideous scenical display and notoriety settled upon one whose
+very nature, constitutionally timid, recoiled with the triple agony of
+womanly shame--of matronly dignity--of insulted innocence, from every
+mode and shape of public display. Combine all these circumstances and
+elements of the case, and you may faintly enter into the situation of my
+poor Agnes. Perhaps the best way to express it at once is by recurring
+to the case of a young female Christian martyr, in the early ages of
+Christianity, exposed in the bloody amphitheatre of Rome or Verona, to
+'fight with wild beasts,' as it was expressed in mockery--she to fight
+the lamb to fight with lions! But in reality the young martyr _had_
+a fight to maintain, and a fight (in contempt of that cruel mockery)
+fiercer than the fiercest of her persecutors could have faced
+perhaps--the combat with the instincts of her own shrinking, trembling,
+fainting nature. Such a fight had my Agnes to maintain; and at that time
+there was a large party of gentlemen in whom the gentlemanly instinct
+was predominant, and who felt so powerfully the cruel indignities of her
+situation, that they made a public appeal in her behalf. One thing, and
+a strong one, which they said, was this:--'We all talk and move in this
+case as if, because the question appears doubtful to some people, and
+the accused party to some people wears a doubtful character, it would
+follow that she therefore had in reality a mixed character composed in
+joint proportions of the best and the worst that is imputed to her. But
+let us not forget that this mixed character belongs not to her, but
+to the infirmity of our human judgments--_they_ are mixed--_they_ are
+dubious--but she is not--she is, or she is not, guilty--there is no
+middle case--and let us consider for a single moment, that if this young
+lady (as many among us heartily believe) _is_ innocent, then and upon
+that supposition let us consider how cruel we should all think the
+public exposure which aggravates the other injuries (as in that case
+they must be thought) to which her situation exposes her.' They went on
+to make some suggestions for the officers of the court in preparing
+the arrangements for the trial, and some also for the guidance of
+the audience, which showed the same generous anxiety for sparing the
+feelings of the prisoner. If these did not wholly succeed in repressing
+the open avowal of coarse and brutal curiosity amongst the intensely
+vulgar, at least they availed to diffuse amongst the neutral and
+indifferent part of the public a sentiment of respect and forbearance
+which, emanating from high quarters, had a very extensive influence upon
+most of what met the eye or the ear of my poor wife. She, on the day of
+trial, was supported by her brother; and by that time she needed support
+indeed. I was reported to be dying; her little son was dead; neither had
+she been allowed to see him. Perhaps these things, by weaning her from
+all further care about life, might have found their natural effect in
+making her indifferent to the course of the trial, or even to its issue.
+And so, perhaps, in the main, they did. But at times some lingering
+sense of outraged dignity, some fitful gleams of old sympathies,
+'the hectic of a moment,' came back upon her, and prevailed over the
+deadening stupor of her grief. Then she shone for a moment into a starry
+light--sweet and woful to remember. Then----but why linger? I hurry to
+the close: she was pronounced guilty; whether by a jury or a bench of
+judges, I do not say--having determined, from the beginning, to give no
+hint of the land in which all these events happened; neither is that of
+the slightest consequence. Guilty she was pronounced: but sentence at
+that time was deferred. Ask me not, I beseech you, about the muff
+or other circumstances inconsistent with the hostile evidence. These
+circumstances had the testimony, you will observe, of my own servants
+only; nay, as it turned out, of one servant exclusively: _that_
+naturally diminished their value. And, on the other side, evidence was
+arrayed, perjury was suborned, that would have wrecked a wilderness of
+simple truth trusting to its own unaided forces. What followed? Did this
+judgment of the court settle the opinion of the public? Opinion of
+the public! Did it settle the winds? Did it settle the motion of the
+Atlantic? Wilder, fiercer, and louder grew the cry against the wretched
+accuser: mighty had been the power over the vast audience of the
+dignity, the affliction, the perfect simplicity, and the Madonna beauty
+of the prisoner. That beauty so childlike, and at the same time so
+saintly, made, besides, so touching in its pathos by means of the
+abandonment--the careless abandonment and the infinite desolation of her
+air and manner--would of itself, and without further aid, have made many
+converts. Much more was done by the simplicity of her statements, and
+the indifference with which she neglected to improve any strong points
+in her own favor--the indifference, as every heart perceived, of
+despairing grief. Then came the manners on the hostile side--the haggard
+consciousness of guilt, the drooping tone, the bravado and fierce strut
+which sought to dissemble all this. Not one amongst all the witnesses,
+assembled on that side, had (by all agreement) the bold natural tone of
+conscious uprightness. Hence it could not be surprising that the storm
+of popular opinion made itself heard with a louder and a louder sound.
+The government itself began to be disturbed; the ministers of the
+sovereign were agitated; and, had no menaces been thrown out, it was
+generally understood that they would have given way to the popular
+voice, now continually more distinct and clamorous. In the midst of all
+this tumult, obscure murmurs began to arise that Barratt had practised
+the same or similar villanies in former instances. One case in
+particular was beginning to be whispered about, which at once threw
+a light upon the whole affair: it was the case of a young and very
+beautiful married woman, who had been on the very brink of a catastrophe
+such as had befallen my own wife, when some seasonable interference, of
+what nature was not known, had critically delivered her. This case
+arose 'like a little cloud no bigger than a man's hand,' then spread and
+threatened to burst in tempest upon the public mind, when all at once,
+more suddenly even than it had arisen, it was hushed up, or in some way
+disappeared. But a trifling circumstance made it possible to trace
+this case:--in after times, when means offered, but unfortunately no
+particular purpose of good, nor any purpose, in fact, beyond that of
+curiosity, it _was_ traced; and enough was soon ascertained to have
+blown to fragments any possible conspiracy emanating from this Barratt,
+had that been of any further importance. However, in spite of all that
+money or art could effect, a sullen growl continued to be heard amongst
+the populace of villanies many and profound that had been effected or
+attempted by this Barratt; and accordingly, much in the same way as
+was many years afterwards practised in London, when a hosier had caused
+several young people to be prosecuted to death for passing forged
+bank-notes, the wrath of the people showed itself in marking the shop
+for vengeance upon any favorable occasion offering through fire or
+riots, and in the mean time in deserting it. These things had been going
+on for some time when I awoke from my long delirium; but the effect they
+had produced upon a weak and obstinate and haughty government, or at
+least upon the weak and obstinate and haughty member of the government
+who presided in the police administration, was, to confirm and rivet the
+line of conduct which had been made the object of popular denunciation.
+More energetically, more scornfully, to express that determination of
+flying in the face of public opinion and censure, four days before my
+awakening, Agnes had been brought up to receive her sentence. On
+that same day (nay, it was said in that same hour,) petitions, very
+numerously signed, and various petitions from different ranks, different
+ages, different sexes, were carried up to the throne, praying, upon
+manifold grounds, but all noticing the extreme doubtfulness of the
+case, for an unconditional pardon. By whose advice or influence, it was
+guessed easily, though never exactly ascertained, these petitions were
+unanimously, almost contemptuously rejected. And to express the contempt
+of public opinion as powerfully as possible, Agnes was sentenced by the
+court, reassembled in full pomp, order, and ceremonial costume, to a
+punishment the severest that the laws allowed--viz. hard labor for ten
+years. The people raged more than ever; threats public and private
+were conveyed to the ears of the minister chiefly concerned in the
+responsibility, and who had indeed, by empty and ostentatious talking,
+assumed that responsibility to himself in a way that was perfectly
+needless.
+
+Thus stood matters when I awoke to consciousness: and this was the
+fatal journal of the interval--interval so long as measured by my fierce
+calendar of delirium--so brief measured by the huge circuit of
+events which it embraced, and their mightiness for evil. Wrath, wrath
+immeasurable, unimaginable, unmitigable, burned at my heart like
+a cancer. The worst had come. And the thing which kills a man for
+action--the living in two climates at once--a torrid and a frigid
+zone--of hope and fear--that was past. Weak--suppose I were for the
+moment: I felt that a day or two might bring back my strength. No
+miserable tremors of hope _now_ shook my nerves: if they shook from that
+inevitable rocking of the waters that follows a storm, so much might
+be pardoned to the infirmity of a nature that could not lay aside its
+fleshly necessities, nor altogether forego its homage to 'these frail
+elements,' but which by inspiration already lived within a region
+where no voices were heard but the spiritual voices of transcendent
+passions--of
+
+ 'Wrongs unrevenged, and insults unredress'd.'
+
+Six days from that time I was well--well and strong. I rose from bed; I
+bathed; I dressed; dressed as if I were a bridegroom. And that _was_ in
+fact a great day in my life. I was to see Agnes. Oh! yes: permission had
+been obtained from the lordly minister that I should see my wife. Is it
+possible? Can such condescensions exist? Yes: solicitations from
+ladies, eloquent notes wet with ducal tears, these had won from the
+thrice-radiant secretary, redolent of roseate attar, a countersign to
+some order or other, by which I--yes I--under license of a fop, and
+supervision of a jailer--was to see and for a time to converse with my
+own wife.
+
+The hour appointed for the first day's interview was eight o'clock
+in the evening. On the outside of the jail all was summer light and
+animation. The sports of children in the streets of mighty cities are
+but sad, and too painfully recall the circumstances of freedom and
+breezy nature that are not there. But still the pomp of glorious summer,
+and the presence, 'not to be put by,' of the everlasting light, that
+is either always present, or always dawning--these potent elements
+impregnate the very city life, and the dim reflex of nature which is
+found at the bottom of well-like streets, with more solemn powers to
+move and to soothe in summer. I struck upon the prison gates, the first
+among multitudes waiting to strike. Not because we struck, but because
+the hour had sounded, suddenly the gate opened; and in we streamed. I,
+as a visitor for the first time, was immediately distinguished by the
+jailers, whose glance of the eye is fatally unerring. 'Who was it that I
+wanted?' At the name a stir of emotion was manifest, even there: the dry
+bones stirred and moved: the passions outside had long ago passed to the
+interior of this gloomy prison: and not a man but had his hypothesis on
+the case; not a man but had almost fought with some comrade (many had
+literally fought) about the merits of their several opinions.
+
+If any man had expected a scene at this reunion, he would have been
+disappointed. Exhaustion, and the ravages of sorrow, had left to dear
+Agnes so little power of animation or of action, that her emotions were
+rather to be guessed at, both for kind and for degree, than directly
+to have been perceived. She was in fact a sick patient, far gone in an
+illness that should properly have confined her to bed; and was as much
+past the power of replying to my frenzied exclamations, as a dying
+victim of fever of entering upon a strife of argument. In bed, however,
+she was not. When the door opened she was discovered sitting at a table
+placed against the opposite wall, her head pillowed upon her arms, and
+these resting upon the table. Her beautiful long auburn hair had escaped
+from its confinement, and was floating over the table and her own
+person. She took no notice of the disturbance made by our entrance, did
+not turn, did not raise her head, nor make an effort to do so, nor by
+any sign whatever intimate that she was conscious of our presence, until
+the turnkey in a respectful tone announced me. Upon that a low groan, or
+rather a feeble moan, showed that she had become aware of my presence,
+and relieved me from all apprehension of causing too sudden a shock by
+taking her in my arms. The turnkey had now retired; we were alone. I
+knelt by her side, threw my arms about her, and pressed her to my heart.
+She drooped her head upon my shoulder, and lay for some time like one
+who slumbered; but, alas! not as she had used to slumber. Her breathing,
+which had been like that of sinless infancy, was now frightfully short
+and quick; she seemed not properly to breathe, but to gasp. This,
+thought I, may be sudden agitation, and in that case she will gradually
+recover; half an hour will restore her. Wo is me! she did _not_ recover;
+and internally I said--she never _will_ recover. The arrows have gone
+too deep for a frame so exquisite in its sensibility, and already her
+hours are numbered.
+
+At this first visit I said nothing to her about the past; _that_, and
+the whole extent to which our communications should go, I left rather
+to her own choice. At the second visit, however, upon some word or other
+arising which furnished an occasion for touching on this hateful topic,
+I pressed her, contrary to my own previous intention, for as full an
+account of the fatal event as she could without a distressing effort
+communicate. To my surprise she was silent--gloomily--almost it might
+have seemed obstinately silent. A horrid thought came into my mind;
+could it, might it have been possible that my noble-minded wife, such
+she had ever seemed to me, was open to temptations of this nature? Could
+it have been that in some moment of infirmity, when her better angel was
+away from her side, she had yielded to a sudden impulse of frailty,
+such as a second moment for consideration would have resisted, but which
+unhappily had been followed by no such opportunity of retrieval? I
+had heard of such things. Cases there were in our own times (and not
+confined to one nation), when irregular impulses of this sort were known
+to have haunted and besieged natures not otherwise ignoble and base.
+I ran over some of the names amongst those which were taxed with this
+propensity. More than one were the names of people in a technical sense
+held noble. That, nor any other consideration abated my horror. Better,
+I said, better, (because more compatible with elevation of mind,) better
+to have committed some bloody act--some murderous act. Dreadful was the
+panic I underwent. God pardon the wrong I did; and even now I pray
+to him--as though the past thing were a future thing and capable
+of change--that he would forbid her for ever to know what was the
+derogatory thought I had admitted. I sometimes think, by recollecting a
+momentary blush that suffused her marble countenance,--I think--I fear
+that she might have read what was fighting in my mind. Yet that would
+admit of another explanation. If she did read the very worst, meek
+saint! she suffered no complaint or sense of that injury to escape her.
+It might, however, be that perception, or it might be that fear which
+roused her to an effort that otherwise had seemed too revolting to
+undertake. She now rehearsed the whole steps of the affair from first to
+last; but the only material addition, which her narrative made to that
+which the trial itself had involved, was the following:--On two separate
+occasions previous to the last and fatal one, when she had happened to
+walk unaccompanied by me in the city, the monster Barratt had met her
+in the street. He had probably--and this was, indeed, subsequently
+ascertained--at first, and for some time afterwards, mistaken her rank,
+and had addressed some proposals to her, which, from the suppressed
+tone of his speaking, or from her own terror and surprise, she had not
+clearly understood; but enough had reached her alarmed ear to satisfy
+her that they were of a nature in the last degree licentious and
+insulting. Terrified and shocked rather than indignant, for she too
+easily presumed the man to be a maniac, she hurried homewards; and was
+rejoiced, on first venturing to look round when close to her own gate,
+to perceive that the man was not following. There, however, she was
+mistaken; for either on this occasion, or on some other, he had traced
+her homewards. The last of these rencontres had occurred just three
+months before the fatal 6th of April; and if, in any one instance, Agnes
+had departed from the strict line of her duty as a wife, or had shown
+a defect of judgment, it was at this point--in not having frankly and
+fully reported the circumstances to me. On the last of these occasions
+I had met her at the garden-gate, and had particularly remarked that she
+seemed agitated; and now, at recalling these incidents, Agnes reminded
+me that I had noticed that circumstance to herself, and that she had
+answered me faithfully as to the main fact. It was true she had done so;
+for she had said that she had just met a lunatic who had alarmed her
+by fixing his attention upon herself, and speaking to her in a ruffian
+manner; and it was also true that she did sincerely regard him in that
+light. This led me at the time to construe the whole affair into a
+casual collision with some poor maniac escaping from his keepers, and of
+no future moment, having passed by without present consequences. But had
+she, instead of thus reporting her own erroneous impression, reported
+the entire circumstances of the case, I should have given them a
+very different interpretation. Affection for me, and fear to throw me
+needlessly into a quarrel with a man of apparently brutal and violent
+nature--these considerations, as too often they do with the most upright
+wives, had operated to check Agnes in the perfect sincerity of her
+communications. She had told nothing _but_ the truth--only, and fatally
+it turned out for us both, she had not told the _whole_ truth. The very
+suppression, to which she had reconciled herself, under the belief that
+thus she was providing for my safety and her own consequent happiness,
+had been the indirect occasion of ruin to both. It was impossible to
+show displeasure under such circumstances, or under any circumstances,
+to one whose self-reproaches were at any rate too bitter; but certainly,
+as a general rule, every conscientious woman should resolve to consider
+her husband's honor in the first case, and far before all other regards
+whatsoever; to make this the first, the second, the third law of her
+conduct, and his personal safety but the fourth or fifth. Yet women,
+and especially when the interests of children are at stake upon their
+husbands' safety, rarely indeed are able to take this Roman view of
+their duties.
+
+To return to the narrative. Agnes had not, nor could have, the most
+remote suspicion of this Barratt's connection with the shop which he had
+not accidentally entered; and the sudden appearance of this wretch it
+was, at the very moment of finding herself charged with so vile and
+degrading an offence, that contributed most of all to rob her of her
+natural firmness, by suddenly revealing to her terrified heart the depth
+of the conspiracy which thus yawned like a gulf below her. And not only
+had this sudden horror, upon discovering a guilty design in what before
+had seemed accident, and links uniting remote incidents which else
+seemed casual and disconnected, greatly disturbed and confused her
+manner, which confusion again had become more intense upon her own
+consciousness that she _was_ confused, and that her manner was greatly
+to her disadvantage; but--which was the worst effect of all, because the
+rest could not operate against her, except upon those who were present
+to witness it, whereas this was noted down and recorded--so utterly
+did her confusion strip her of all presence of mind, that she did not
+consciously notice (and consequently could not protest against at
+the moment when it was most important to do so, and most natural) the
+important circumstance of the muff. This capital objection, therefore,
+though dwelt upon and improved to the utmost at the trial, was looked
+upon by the judges as an after-thought; and merely because it had not
+been seized upon by herself, and urged in the first moments of her
+almost incapacitating terror on finding this amongst the circumstances
+of the charge against her--as if an ingenuous nature, in the very act of
+recoiling with horror from a criminal charge the most degrading, and in
+the very instant of discovering, with a perfect rapture of alarm, the
+too plausible appearance of probability amongst the circumstances, would
+be likely to pause, and with attorney-like dexterity, to pick out the
+particular circumstance that might admit of being _proved_ to be false,
+when the conscience proclaimed, though in despondence for the result,
+that all the circumstances were, as to the use made of them, one tissue
+of falsehoods. Agnes, who had made a powerful effort in speaking of the
+case at all, found her calmness increase as she advanced; and she now
+told me, that in reality there were two discoveries which she made in
+the same instant, and not one only, which had disarmed her firmness and
+ordinary presence of mind. One I have mentioned--the fact of Barratt,
+the proprietor of the shop, being the same person who had in former
+instances persecuted her in the street; but the other was even more
+alarming--it has been said already that it was _not_ a pure matter of
+accident that she had visited this particular shop. In reality, that
+nursery-maid, of whom some mention has been made above, and in terms
+expressing the suspicion with which even then I regarded her, had
+persuaded her into going thither by some representations which Agnes
+had already ascertained to be altogether unwarranted. Other presumptions
+against this girl's fidelity crowded dimly upon my wife's mind at the
+very moment of finding her eyes thus suddenly opened. And it was not
+five minutes after her first examination, and in fact five minutes
+after it had ceased to be of use to her, that she remembered another
+circumstance which now, when combined with the sequel, told its own
+tale,--the muff had been missed some little time before the 6th of
+April. Search had been made for it; but, the particular occasion which
+required it having passed off, this search was laid aside for the
+present, in the expectation that it would soon reappear in some corner
+of the house before it was wanted: then came the sunny day, which made
+it no longer useful, and would perhaps have dismissed it entirely from
+the recollection of all parties, until it was now brought back in this
+memorable way. The name of my wife was embroidered within, upon the
+lining, and it thus became a serviceable link to the hellish cabal
+against her. Upon reviewing the circumstances from first to last, upon
+recalling the manner of the girl at the time when the muff was missed,
+and upon combining the whole with her recent deception, by which she had
+misled her poor mistress into visiting this shop, Agnes began to see the
+entire truth as to this servant's wicked collusion with Barratt, though,
+perhaps, it might be too much to suppose her aware of the unhappy result
+to which her collusion tended. All this she saw at a glance when it was
+too late, for her first examination was over. This girl, I must add, had
+left our house during my illness, and she had afterwards a melancholy
+end.
+
+One thing surprised me in all this. Barratt's purpose must manifestly
+have been to create merely a terror in my poor wife's mind, and to stop
+short of any legal consequences, in order to profit of that panic and
+confusion for extorting compliances with his hideous pretensions. It
+perplexed me, therefore, that he did not appear to have pursued this
+manifestly his primary purpose, the other being merely a mask to conceal
+his true ends, and also (as he fancied) a means for effecting them. In
+this, however, I had soon occasion to find that I was deceived. He had,
+but without the knowledge of Agnes, taken such steps as were then open
+to him, for making overtures to her with regard to the terms upon which
+he would agree to defeat the charge against her by failing to appear.
+But the law had travelled too fast for him, and too determinately; so
+that, by the time he supposed terror to have operated sufficiently in
+favor of his views, it had already become unsafe to venture upon such
+explicit proposals as he would otherwise have tried. His own safety was
+now at stake, and would have been compromised by any open or written
+avowal of the motives on which he had been all along acting. In fact, at
+this time he was foiled by the agent in whom he confided; but much
+more he had been confounded upon another point--the prodigious interest
+manifested by the public. Thus it seems--that, whilst he meditated only
+a snare for my poor Agnes, he had prepared one for himself; and finally,
+to evade the suspicions which began to arise powerfully as to his true
+motives, and thus to stave off his own ruin, had found himself in a
+manner obliged to go forward and consummate the ruin of another.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The state of Agnes, as to health and bodily strength, was now becoming
+such that I was forcibly warned--whatsoever I meditated doing, to do
+quickly. There was this urgent reason for alarm: once conveyed into
+that region of the prison in which sentences like hers were executed, it
+became hopeless that I could communicate with her again. All intercourse
+whatsoever, and with whomsoever, was then placed under the most rigorous
+interdict; and the alarming circumstance was, that this transfer was
+governed by no settled rules, but might take place at any hour, and
+would certainly be precipitated by the slightest violence on my part,
+the slightest indiscretion, or the slightest argument for suspicion.
+Hard indeed was the part I had to play, for it was indispensable that
+I should appear calm and tranquil, in order to disarm suspicions around
+me, whilst continually contemplating the possibility that I myself might
+be summoned to extremities which I could not so much as trust myself to
+name or distinctly to conceive. But thus stood the case: the Government,
+it was understood, angered by the public opposition, resolute for the
+triumph of what they called 'principle,' had settled finally that the
+sentence should be carried into execution. Now that she, that my Agnes,
+being the frail wreck that she had become, could have stood one week of
+this sentence practically and literally enforced--was a mere chimera. A
+few hours probably of the experiment would have settled that question
+by dismissing her to the death she longed for; but because the suffering
+would be short, was I to stand by and to witness the degradation--the
+pollution--attempted to be fastened upon her. What! to know that her
+beautiful tresses would be shorn ignominiously--a felon's dress forced
+upon her--a vile taskmaster with authority to----; blistered be the
+tongue that could go on to utter, in connection with her innocent name,
+the vile dishonors which were to settle upon her person! I, however, and
+her brother had taken such resolutions that this result was one barely
+possible; and yet I sickened (yes, literally I many times experienced
+the effect of physical sickness) at contemplating our own utter childish
+helplessness, and recollecting that every night during our seclusion
+from the prison the last irreversible step might be taken--and in the
+morning we might find a solitary cell, and the angel form that had
+illuminated it gone where we could not follow, and leaving behind her
+the certainty that we should see her no more. Every night, at the hour
+of locking up, _she_, at least, manifestly had a fear that she saw
+us for the last time; she put her arms feebly about my neck, sobbed
+convulsively, and, I believe, guessed--but, if really so, did not much
+reprove or quarrel with the desperate purposes which I struggled with in
+regard to her own life. One thing was quite evident--that to the peace
+of her latter days, now hurrying to their close, it was indispensable
+that she should pass them undivided from me; and possibly, as was
+afterwards alleged, when it became easy to allege any thing, some
+relenting did take place in high quarters at this time; for upon some
+medical reports made just now, a most seasonable indulgence was granted,
+viz. that Hannah was permitted to attend her mistress constantly; and
+it was also felt as a great alleviation of the horrors belonging to this
+prison, that candles were now allowed throughout the nights. But I was
+warned privately that these indulgences were with no consent from
+the police minister; and that circumstances might soon withdraw the
+momentary intercession by which we profited. With this knowledge, we
+could not linger in our preparations; we had resolved upon accomplishing
+an escape for Agnes, at whatever risk or price; the main difficulty was
+her own extreme feebleness, which might forbid her to co-operate with us
+in any degree at the critical moment; and the main danger was--delay. We
+pushed forward, therefore, in our attempts with prodigious energy, and I
+for my part with an energy like that of insanity.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The first attempt we made was upon the fidelity to his trust of the
+chief jailer. He was a coarse, vulgar man, brutal in his manners, but
+with vestiges of generosity in his character--though damaged a good deal
+by his daily associates. Him we invited to a meeting at a tavern in
+the neighborhood of the prison, disguising our names as too certain to
+betray our objects, and baiting our invitation with some hints which
+we had ascertained were likely to prove temptations under his immediate
+circumstances. He had a graceless young son whom he was most anxious to
+wean from his dissolute connections, and to steady, by placing him in
+some office of no great responsibility. Upon this knowledge we framed
+the terms of our invitation.
+
+These proved to be effectual, as regarded our immediate object of
+obtaining an interview of persuasion. The night was wet; and at seven
+o'clock, the hour fixed for the interview, we were seated in readiness,
+much perplexed to know whether he would take any notice of our
+invitation. We had waited three quarters of an hour, when we heard a
+heavy lumbering step ascending the stair. The door was thrown open
+to its widest extent, and in the centre of the door-way stood a short
+stout-built man, and the very broadest I ever beheld--staring at us with
+bold inquiring eyes. His salutation was something to this effect.
+
+'What the hell do you gay fellows want with me? What the blazes is this
+humbugging letter about? My son, and be hanged! What do you know of my
+son?'
+
+Upon this overture we ventured to request that he would come in and
+suffer us to shut the door, which we also locked. Next we produced the
+official paper nominating his son to a small place in the customs,--not
+yielding much, it was true, in the way of salary, but fortunately, and
+in accordance with the known wishes of the father, unburdened with any
+dangerous trust.
+
+'Well, I suppose I must say thank ye: but what comes next? What am I to
+do to pay the damages?' We informed him that for this particular little
+service we asked no return.
+
+'No, no,' said he, 'that'll not go down: that cat'll not jump. I'm
+not green enough for that. So, say away--what's the damage?' We then
+explained that we had certainly a favor and a great one to ask: ['Ay,
+I'll be bound you have,' was his parenthesis:] but that for this we were
+prepared to offer a separate remuneration; repeating that with respect
+to the little place procured for his son, it had not cost us anything,
+and therefore we did really and sincerely decline to receive anything
+in return; satisfied that, by this little offering, we had procured
+the opportunity of this present interview. At this point we withdrew a
+covering from the table upon which we had previously arranged a heap of
+gold coins, amounting in value to twelve hundred English guineas: this
+being the entire sum which circumstances allowed us to raise on so
+sudden a warning: for some landed property that we both had was so
+settled and limited, that we could not convert it into money either
+by way of sale, loan, or mortgage. This sum, stating to him its exact
+amount, we offered to his acceptance, upon the single condition that he
+would look aside, or wink hard, or (in whatever way he chose to express
+it) would make, or suffer to be made, such facilities for our liberating
+a female prisoner as we would point out. He mused: full five minutes he
+sat deliberating without opening his lips. At length he shocked us by
+saying, in a firm, decisive tone, that left us little hope of altering
+his resolution,--'No: gentlemen, it's a very fair offer, and a good deal
+of money for a single prisoner. I think I can guess at the person. It's
+a fair offer--fair enough. But, bless your heart! if I were to do the
+thing you want--why perhaps another case might be overlooked: but this
+prisoner, no: there's too much depending. No, they would turn me out of
+my place. Now the place is worth more to me in the long run than what
+you offer: though you bid fair enough, if it were only for my time in
+it. But look here: in case I can get my son to come into harness, I'm
+expecting to get the office for him after I've retired. So I can't do
+it. But I'll tell you what: you've been kind to my son: and therefore
+I'll not say a word about it. You're safe for me. And so good-night
+to you.' Saying which, and standing no further question, he walked
+resolutely out of the room and down stairs.
+
+Two days we mourned over this failure, and scarcely knew which way
+to turn for another ray of hope;--on the third morning we received
+intelligence that this very jailer had been attacked by the fever,
+which, after long desolating the city, had at length made its way into
+the prison. In a very few days the jailer was lying without hope of
+recovery: and of necessity another person was appointed to fill his
+station for the present. This person I had seen, and I liked him less
+by much than the one he succeeded: he had an Italian appearance, and he
+wore an air of Italian subtlety and dissimulation. I was surprised to
+find, on proposing the same service to him, and on the same terms, that
+he made no objection whatever, but closed instantly with my offers. In
+prudence, however, I had made this change in the articles: a sum equal
+to two hundred English guineas, or one-sixth part of the whole money, he
+was to receive beforehand as a retaining fee; but the remainder was to
+be paid only to himself, or to anybody of his appointing, at the very
+moment of our finding the prison gates thrown open to us. He spoke
+fairly enough, and seemed to meditate no treachery; nor was there any
+obvious or known interest to serve by treachery; and yet I doubted him
+grievously.
+
+The night came: it was chosen as a gala night, one of two nights
+throughout the year in which the prisoners were allowed to celebrate a
+great national event: and in those days of relaxed prison management
+the utmost license was allowed to the rejoicing. This indulgence was
+extended to prisoners of all classes, though, of course, under more
+restrictions with regard to the criminal class. Ten o'clock came--the
+hour at which we had been instructed to hold ourselves in readiness.
+We had been long prepared. Agnes had been dressed by Hannah in such a
+costume externally (a man's hat and cloak, &c.) that, from her height,
+she might easily have passed amongst a mob of masquerading figures in
+the debtors' halls and galleries for a young stripling. Pierpoint and
+myself were also to a certain degree disguised; so far, at least, that
+we should not have been recognized at any hurried glance by those of the
+prison officers who had become acquainted with our persons. We were all
+more or less disguised about the face; and in that age when masks were
+commonly used at all hours by people of a certain rank, there would have
+been nothing suspicious in any possible costume of the kind in a night
+like this, if we could succeed in passing for friends of debtors.
+
+I am impatient of these details, and I hasten over the ground. One
+entire hour passed away, and no jailer appeared. We began to despond
+heavily; and Agnes, poor thing! was now the most agitated of us all.
+At length eleven struck in the harsh tones of the prison-clock. A
+few minutes after, we heard the sound of bolts drawing, and bars
+unfastening. The jailer entered--drunk, and much disposed to be
+insolent. I thought it advisable to give him another bribe, and he
+resumed the fawning insinuation of his manner. He now directed us, by
+passages which he pointed out, to gain the other side of the prison.
+There we were to mix with the debtors and their mob of friends, and
+to await his joining us, which in that crowd he could do without much
+suspicion. He wished us to traverse the passages separately; but this
+was impossible, for it was necessary that one of us should support Agnes
+on each side. I previously persuaded her to take a small quantity
+of brandy, which we rejoiced to see had given her, at this moment of
+starting, a most seasonable strength and animation. The gloomy passages
+were more than usually empty, for all the turnkeys were employed in a
+vigilant custody of the gates, and examination of the parties going out.
+So the jailer had told us, and the news alarmed us. We came at length to
+a turning which brought us in sight of a strong iron gate, that divided
+the two main quarters of the prison. For this we had not been prepared.
+The man, however, opened the gate without a word spoken, only putting
+out his hand for a fee; and in my joy, perhaps, I gave him one
+imprudently large. After passing this gate, the distant uproar of the
+debtors guided us to the scene of their merriment; and when there, such
+was the tumult and the vast multitude assembled, that we now hoped in
+good earnest to accomplish our purpose without accident. Just at this
+moment the jailer appeared in the distance; he seemed looking towards
+us, and at length one of our party could distinguish that he was
+beckoning to us. We went forward, and found him in some agitation, real
+or counterfeit. He muttered a word or two quite unintelligible about the
+man at the wicket, told us we must wait a while, and he would then see
+what could be done for us. We were beginning to demur, and to express
+the suspicions which now too seriously arose, when he, seeing, or
+affecting to see some object of alarm, pushed us with a hurried movement
+into a cell opening upon the part of the gallery at which we were now
+standing. Not knowing whether we really might not be retreating from
+some danger, we could do no otherwise than comply with his signals; but
+we were troubled at finding ourselves immediately locked in from the
+outside, and thus apparently all our motions had only sufficed to
+exchange one prison for another.
+
+We were now completely in the dark, and found, by a hard breathing from
+one corner of the little dormitory, that it was not unoccupied. Having
+taken care to provide ourselves separately with means for striking a
+light, we soon had more than one torch burning. The brilliant light
+falling upon the eyes of a man who lay stretched on the iron bedstead,
+woke him. It proved to be my friend the under-jailer, Ratcliffe, but
+no longer holding any office in the prison. He sprang up, and a rapid
+explanation took place. He had become a prisoner for debt; and on this
+evening, after having caroused through the day with some friends
+from the country, had retired at an early hour to sleep away
+his intoxication. I on my part thought it prudent to intrust him
+unreservedly with our situation and purposes, not omitting our gloomy
+suspicions. Ratcliffe looked, with a pity that won my love, upon the
+poor wasted Agnes. He had seen her on her first entrance into the
+prison, had spoken to her, and therefore knew _from_ what she had
+fallen, _to_ what. Even then he had felt for her; how much more at this
+time, when he beheld, by the fierce light of the torches, her wo-worn
+features!
+
+'Who was it,' he asked eagerly, 'you made the bargain with? Manasseh?'
+
+'The same.'
+
+'Then I can tell you this--not a greater villain walks the earth. He is
+a Jew from Portugal; he has betrayed many a man, and will many another,
+unless he gets his own neck stretched, which might happen, if I told all
+I know.'
+
+'But what was it probable that this man meditated? Or how could it
+profit him to betray us?'
+
+'That's more than I can tell. He wants to get your money, and that he
+doesn't know how to bring about without doing his part. But that's what
+he never _will_ do, take my word for it. That would cut him out of all
+chance for the head-jailer's place.' He mused a little, and then told us
+that he could himself put us outside the prison walls, and _would_ do it
+without fee or reward. 'But we must be quiet, or that devil will bethink
+him of me. I'll wager something he thought that I was out merry-making
+like the rest; and if he should chance to light upon the truth, he'll be
+back in no time.' Ratcliffe then removed an old fire-grate, at the back
+of which was an iron plate, that swung round into a similar fire-place
+in the contiguous cell. From that, by a removal of a few slight
+obstacles, we passed, by a long avenue, into the chapel. Then he left
+us, whilst he went out alone to reconnoitre his ground. Agnes was now
+in so pitiable a condition of weakness, as we stood on the very brink of
+our final effort, that we placed her in a pew, where she could rest as
+upon a sofa. Previously we had stood upon graves, and with monuments
+more or less conspicuous all around us: some raised by friends to
+the memory of friends--some by subscriptions in the prison--some by
+children, who had risen into prosperity, to the memory of a father,
+brother, or other relative, who had died in captivity. I was grieved
+that these sad memorials should meet the eye of my wife at this moment
+of awe and terrific anxiety. Pierpoint and I were well armed, and all
+of us determined not to suffer a recapture, now that we were free of the
+crowds that made resistance hopeless. This Agnes easily perceived;
+and _that_, by suggesting a bloody arbitration, did not lessen her
+agitation. I hoped therefore, that, by placing her in the pew, I might
+at least liberate her for the moment from the besetting memorials of
+sorrow and calamity. But, as if in the very teeth of my purpose, one of
+the large columns which supported the roof of the chapel, had its basis
+and lower part of the shaft in this very pew. On the side of it, and
+just facing her as she lay reclining on the cushions, appeared a
+mural tablet, with a bas-relief in white marble, to the memory of two
+children, twins, who had lived and died at the same time, and in
+this prison--children who had never breathed another air than that of
+captivity, their parents having passed many years within these walls,
+under confinement for debt. The sculptures were not remarkable, being a
+trite, but not the less affecting, representation of angels descending
+to receive the infants; but the hallowed words of the inscription,
+distinct and legible--'Suffer little children to come unto me, and
+forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom of God'--met her eye,
+and, by the thoughts they awakened, made me fear that she would become
+unequal to the exertions which yet awaited her. At this moment Ratcliffe
+returned, and informed us that all was right; and that, from the ruinous
+state of all the buildings which surrounded the chapel, no difficulty
+remained for us, who were, in fact, beyond the strong part of the
+prison, excepting at a single door, which we should be obliged to break
+down. But had we any means arranged for pursuing our flight, and turning
+this escape to account when out of confinement? All that, I assured him,
+was provided for long ago. We proceeded, and soon reached the door. We
+had one crow-bar amongst us, but beyond that had no better weapons
+than the loose stones found about some new-made graves in the chapel.
+Ratcliffe and Pierpoint, both powerful men, applied themselves by turns
+to the door, whilst Hannah and I supported Agnes. The door did not
+yield, being of enormous strength; but the wall did, and a large mass
+of stone-work fell outwards, twisting the door aside; so that, by
+afterwards working with our hands, we removed stones many enough to
+admit of our egress. Unfortunately this aperture was high above the
+ground, and it was necessary to climb over a huge heap of loose rubbish
+in order to profit by it. My brother-in-law passed first in order to
+receive my wife, quite helpless at surmounting the obstacle by her own
+efforts, out of my arms. He had gone through the opening, and, turning
+round so as to face me, he naturally could see something that I did
+_not_ see. 'Look behind!' he called out rapidly. I did so, and saw the
+murderous villain Manasseh with his arm uplifted, and in the act of
+cutting at my wife, nearly insensible as she was, with a cutlass. The
+blow was not for me, but for her, as the fugitive prisoner; and the law
+would have borne him out in the act. I saw, I comprehended the whole. I
+groped, as far as I could without letting my wife drop, for my pistols;
+but all that I could do would have been unavailing, and too late--she
+would have been murdered in my arms. But--and that was what none of us
+saw--neither I, nor Pierpoint, nor the hound Manasseh--one person stood
+back in the shade; one person had seen, but had not uttered a word
+on seeing Manasseh advancing through the shades; one person only
+had forecast the exact succession of all that was coming; me she saw
+embarrassed and my hands preoccupied--Pierpoint and Ratcliffe useless
+by position--and the gleam of the dog's eye directed her to his aim. The
+crow-bar was leaning against the shattered wall. This she had silently
+seized. One blow knocked up the sword; a second laid the villain
+prostrate. At this moment appeared another of the turnkeys advancing
+from the rear, for the noise of our assault upon the door had drawn
+attention in the interior of the prison, from which, however, no great
+number of assistants could on this dangerous night venture to absent
+themselves. What followed for the next few minutes hurried onwards,
+incident crowding upon incident, like the motions of a dream:--Manasseh,
+lying on the ground, yelled out, 'The bell! the bell!' to him who
+followed. The man understood, and made for the belfry-door attached
+to the chapel; upon which Pierpoint drew a pistol, and sent the bullet
+whizzing past his ear so truly, that fear made the man obedient to the
+counter-orders of Pierpoint for the moment. He paused and awaited the
+issue. In a moment had all cleared the wall, traversed the waste ground
+beyond it, lifted Agnes over the low railing, shaken hands with our
+benefactor Ratcliffe, and pushed onwards as rapidly as we were able
+to the little dark lane, a quarter of a mile distant, where had stood
+waiting for the last two hours a chaise-and-four.
+
+[Ratcliffe, before my story closes, I will pursue to the last of my
+acquaintance with him, according to the just claims of his services. He
+had privately whispered to me, as we went along, that he could speak to
+the innocence of that lady, pointing to my wife, better than anybody.
+He was the person whom (as then holding an office in the prison) Barratt
+had attempted to employ as agent in conveying any messages that he found
+it safe to send--obscurely hinting the terms on which he would desist
+from prosecution. Ratcliffe had at first undertaken the negotiation from
+mere levity of character. But when the story and the public interest
+spread, and after himself becoming deeply struck by the prisoner's
+affliction, beauty, and reputed innocence, he had pursued it only as a
+means of entrapping Barratt into such written communications and such
+private confessions of the truth as might have served Agnes effectually.
+He wanted the art, however, to disguise his purposes: Barratt came to
+suspect him violently, and feared his evidence so far, even for those
+imperfect and merely oral overtures which he had really sent through
+Ratcliffe--that on the very day of the trial, he, as was believed,
+though by another nominally, contrived that Ratcliffe should be arrested
+for debt; and, after harassing him with intricate forms of business, had
+finally caused him to be conveyed to prison. Ratcliffe was thus involved
+in his own troubles at the time; and afterwards supposed that, without
+written documents to support his evidence, he could not be of much
+service to the re-establisment of my wife's reputation. Six months after
+his services in the night-escape from the prison, I saw him, and pressed
+him to take the money so justly forfeited to him by Manasseh's perfidy.
+He would, however, be persuaded to take no more than paid his debts. A
+second and a third time his debts were paid by myself and Pierpoint.
+But the same habits of intemperance and dissolute pleasure which led him
+into these debts, finally ruined his constitution; and he died, though
+otherwise of a fine generous manly nature, a martyr to dissipation at
+the early age of twenty-nine. With respect to his prison confinement, it
+was so frequently recurring in his life, and was alleviated by so many
+indulgences, that he scarcely viewed it as a hardship: having once been
+an officer of the prison, and having thus formed connections with the
+whole official establishment, and done services to many of them, and
+being of so convivial a turn, he was, even as a prisoner, treated with
+distinction, and considered as a privileged son of the house.]
+
+It was just striking twelve o'clock as we entered the lane where the
+carriage was drawn up. Rain, about the profoundest I had ever witnessed,
+was falling. Though near to midsummer, the night had been unusually dark
+to begin with, and from the increasing rain had become much more so. We
+could see nothing; and at first we feared that some mistake had occurred
+as to the station of the carriage--in which case we might have sought
+for it vainly through the intricate labyrinth of the streets in
+that quarter. I first descried it by the light of a torch, reflected
+powerfully from the large eyes of the leaders. All was ready.
+Horse-keepers were at the horses' heads. The postilions were mounted;
+each door had the steps let down: Agnes was lifted in: Hannah and I
+followed: Pierpoint mounted his horse; and at the word--Oh! how strange
+a word!--'_All's right_,' the horses sprang off like leopards, a manner
+ill-suited to the slippery pavement of a narrow street. At that moment,
+but we valued it little indeed, we heard the prison-bell ringing out
+loud and clear. Thrice within the first three minutes we had to pull up
+suddenly, on the brink of formidable accidents, from the dangerous
+speed we maintained, and which, nevertheless, the driver had orders to
+maintain, as essential to our plan. All the stoppages and hinderances
+of every kind along the road had been anticipated previously, and met by
+contrivance, of one kind or other; and Pierpoint was constantly a
+little ahead of us to attend to anything that had been neglected. The
+consequence of these arrangements was--that no person along the road
+could possibly have assisted to trace us by any thing in our appearance:
+for we passed all objects at too flying a pace, and through darkness too
+profound, to allow of any one feature in our equipage being distinctly
+noticed. Ten miles out of town, a space which we traversed in forty-four
+minutes, a second relay of horses was ready; but we carried on the same
+postilions throughout. Six miles ahead of this distance we had a second
+relay; and with this set of horses, after pushing two miles further
+along the road, we crossed by a miserable lane five miles long, scarcely
+even a bridge road, into another of the great roads from the capital;
+and by thus crossing the country, we came back upon the city at a point
+far distant from that at which we left it. We had performed a distance
+of forty-two miles in three hours, and lost a fourth hour upon the
+wretched five miles of cross-road. It was, therefore, four o'clock, and
+broad daylight, when we drew near the suburbs of the city; but a most
+happy accident now favored us; a fog the most intense now prevailed;
+nobody could see an object six feet distant; we alighted in an
+uninhabited new-built street, plunged into the fog, thus confounding our
+traces to any observer. We then stepped into a hackney-coach which had
+been stationed at a little distance. Thence, according to our plan, we
+drove to a miserable quarter of the town, whither the poor only and the
+wretched resorted; mounted a gloomy dirty staircase, and, befriended by
+the fog, still growing thicker and thicker, and by the early hour of the
+morning, reached a house previously hired, which, if shocking to the eye
+and the imagination from its squalid appearance and its gloom, still
+was a home--a sanctuary--an asylum from treachery, from captivity, from
+persecution. Here Pierpoint for the present quitted us: and once more
+Agnes, Hannah, and I, the shattered members of a shattered family, were
+thus gathered together in a house of our own.
+
+Yes: once again, daughter of the hills, thou sleptst as heretofore in my
+encircling arms; but not again in that peace which crowned thy innocence
+in those days, and should have crowned it now. Through the whole of our
+flying journey, in some circumstances at its outset strikingly recalling
+to me that blessed one which followed our marriage, Agnes slept away
+unconscious of our movements. She slept through all that day and the
+following night; and I watched over her with as much jealousy of all
+that might disturb her, as a mother watches over her new-born baby; for
+I hoped, I fancied, that a long--long rest, a rest, a halcyon calm, a
+deep, deep Sabbath of security, might prove healing and medicinal. I
+thought wrong; her breathing became more disturbed, and sleep was now
+haunted by dreams; all of us, indeed, were agitated by dreams; the past
+pursued me, and the present, for high rewards had been advertised by
+Government to those who traced us; and though for the moment we were
+secure, because we never went abroad, and could not have been naturally
+sought in such a neighborhood, still that very circumstance would
+eventually operate against us. At length, every night I dreamed of
+our insecurity under a thousand forms; but more often by far my dreams
+turned upon our wrongs; wrath moved me rather than fear. Every night,
+for the greater part, I lay painfully and elaborately involved, by deep
+sense of wrong,
+
+ '--in long orations, which I pleaded
+ Before unjust tribunals.'
+ [Footnote: From a MS. poem of a great living Poet.]
+
+And for poor Agnes, her also did the remembrance of mighty wrongs occupy
+through vast worlds of sleep in the same way--though colored by
+that tenderness which belonged to her gentler nature. One dream in
+particular--a dream of sublime circumstances--she repeated to me so
+movingly, with a pathos so thrilling, that by some profound sympathy
+it transplanted itself to my own sleep, settled itself there, and is to
+this hour a part of the fixed dream scenery which revolves at intervals
+through my sleeping life. This it was:--She would hear a trumpet
+sound--though perhaps as having been the prelude to the solemn entry of
+the judges at a town which she had once visited in her childhood; other
+preparations would follow, and at last all the solemnities of a great
+trial would shape themselves and fall into settled images. The audience
+was assembled, the judges were arrayed, the court was set. The prisoner
+was cited. Inquest was made, witnesses were called; and false witnesses
+came tumultuously to the bar. Then again a trumpet was heard, but the
+trumpet of a mighty archangel; and then would roll away thick clouds and
+vapors. Again the audience, but another audience, was assembled; again
+the tribunal was established; again the court was set; but a tribunal
+and a court--how different to her! _That_ had been composed of men
+seeking indeed for truth, but themselves erring and fallible creatures;
+the witnesses had been full of lies, the judges of darkness. But
+here was a court composed of heavenly witnesses--here was a righteous
+tribunal--and then at last a judge that could not be deceived. The judge
+smote with his eye a person who sought to hide himself in the crowd;
+the guilty man stepped forward; the poor prisoner was called up to the
+presence of the mighty judge; suddenly the voice of a little child was
+heard ascending before her. Then the trumpet sounded once again; and
+then there were new heavens and a new earth; and her tears and
+her agitation (for she had seen her little Francis) awoke the poor
+palpitating dreamer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Two months passed on: nothing could possibly be done materially to raise
+the standard of those wretched accommodations which the house
+offered. The dilapidated walls, the mouldering plaster, the blackened
+mantel-pieces, the stained and polluted wainscots--what could be
+attempted to hide or to repair all this by those who durst not venture
+abroad? Yet whatever could be done, Hannah did; and, in the mean time,
+very soon indeed my Agnes ceased to see or to be offended by these
+objects. First of all her sight went from her; and nothing which
+appealed to that sense could ever more offend her. It is to me the one
+only consolation I have, that my presence and that of Hannah, with such
+innocent frauds as we concerted together, made her latter days pass in
+a heavenly calm, by persuading her that our security was absolute,
+and that all search after us had ceased, under a belief on the part of
+Government that we had gained the shelter of a foreign land. All this
+was a delusion; but it was a delusion--blessed be Heaven! which
+lasted exactly as long as her life, and was just commensurate with its
+necessity. I hurry over the final circumstances.
+
+There was fortunately now, even for me, no fear that the hand of any
+policeman or emissary of justice could effectually disturb the latter
+days of my wife; for, besides pistols always lying loaded in an inner
+room, there happened to be a long narrow passage on entering the house,
+which, by means of a blunderbuss, I could have swept effectually, and
+cleared many times over; and I know what to do in a last extremity.
+Just two months it was, to a day, since we had entered the house; and
+it happened that the medical attendant upon Agnes, who awakened no
+suspicion by his visits, had prescribed some opiate or anodyne which had
+not come; being dark early, for it was now September, I had ventured out
+to fetch it. In this I conceived there could be no danger. On my return
+I saw a man examining the fastenings of the door. He made no opposition
+to my entrance, nor seemed much to observe it--but I was disturbed. Two
+hours after, both Hannah and I heard a noise about the door, and voices
+in low conversation. It is remarkable that Agnes heard this also--so
+quick had grown her hearing. She was agitated, but was easily calmed;
+and at ten o'clock we were all in bed. The hand of Agnes was in mine;
+so only she felt herself in security. She had been restless for an hour,
+and talking at intervals in sleep. Once she certainly wakened, for she
+pressed her lips to mine. Two minutes after, I heard something in
+her breathing which did not please me. I rose hastily--brought a
+light--raised her head--two long, long gentle sighs, that scarcely moved
+the lips, were all that could be perceived. At that moment, at that very
+moment, Hannah called out to me that the door was surrounded. 'Open it!'
+I said; six men entered; Agnes it was they sought; I pointed to the bed;
+they advanced, gazed, and walked away in silence.
+
+After this I wandered about, caring little for life or its affairs, and
+roused only at times to think of vengeance upon all who had contributed
+to lay waste my happiness. In this pursuit, however, I was confounded
+as much by my own thoughts as by the difficulties of accomplishing my
+purpose. To assault and murder either of the two principal agents in
+this tragedy, what would it be, what other effect could it have, than to
+invest them with the character of injured and suffering people, and thus
+to attract a pity or a forgiveness at least to their persons which never
+otherwise could have illustrated their deaths? I remembered, indeed, the
+words of a sea-captain who had taken such vengeance as had offered at
+the moment upon his bitter enemy and persecutor (a young passenger on
+board his ship), who had informed against him at the Custom-house on his
+arrival in port, and had thus effected the confiscation of his ship,
+and the ruin of the captain's family. The vengeance, and it was all
+that circumstances allowed, consisted in coming behind the young man
+clandestinely and pushing him into the deep waters of the dock, when,
+being unable to swim, he perished by drowning. 'And the like,' said the
+captain, when musing on his trivial vengeance, 'and the like happens
+to many an honest sailor.' Yes, thought I, the captain was right. The
+momentary shock of a pistol-bullet--what is it? Perhaps it may save
+the wretch after all from the pangs of some lingering disease; and then
+again I shall have the character of a murderer, if known to have shot
+him; he will with many people have no such character, but at worst the
+character of a man too harsh (they will say), and possibly mistaken in
+protecting his property. And then, if not known as the man who shot
+him, where is the shadow even of vengeance? Strange it seemed to me, and
+passing strange, that I should be the person to urge arguments in behalf
+of letting this man escape. For at one time I had as certainly, as
+inexorably, doomed him as ever I took any resolution in my life. But the
+fact is, and I began to see it upon closer view, it is not easy by any
+means to take an adequate vengeance for any injury beyond a very trivial
+standard; and that with common magnanimity one does not care to avenge.
+Whilst I was in this mood of mind, still debating with myself whether
+I should or should not contaminate my hands with the blood of this
+monster, and still unable to shut my eyes upon one fact, viz. that my
+buried Agnes could above all things have urged me to abstain from such
+acts of violence, too evidently useless, listlessly and scarcely knowing
+what I was in quest of, I strayed by accident into a church where a
+venerable old man was preaching at the very moment I entered; he was
+either delivering as a text, or repeating in the course of his sermon,
+these words--'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord.' By
+some accident also he fixed his eyes upon me at the moment; and
+this concurrence with the subject then occupying my thoughts so much
+impressed me, that I determined very seriously to review my half-formed
+purposes of revenge; and well it was that I did so: for in that same
+week an explosion of popular fury brought the life of this wretched
+Barratt to a shocking termination, pretty much resembling the fate of
+the De Witts in Holland. And the consequences to me were such, and so
+full of all the consolation and indemnification which this world could
+give me, that I have often shuddered since then at the narrow escape
+I had had from myself intercepting this remarkable retribution. The
+villain had again been attempting to play off the same hellish scheme
+with a beautiful young rustic which had succeeded in the case of my
+ill-fated Agnes. But the young woman in this instance had a high, and,
+in fact, termagant spirit. Rustic as she was, she had been warned of the
+character of the man; everybody, in fact, was familiar with the recent
+tragedy. Either her lover or her brother happened to be waiting for
+her outside the window. He saw in part the very tricks in the act of
+perpetration by which some article or other, meant to be claimed as
+stolen property, was conveyed into a parcel she had incautiously laid
+down. He heard the charge against her made by Barratt, and seconded by
+his creatures--heard her appeal--sprang to her aid--dragged the ruffian
+into the street, when in less time than the tale could be told, and
+before the police (though tolerably alert) could effectually interpose
+for his rescue, the mob had so used or so abused the opportunity they
+had long wished for, that he remained the mere disfigured wreck of what
+had once been a man, rather than a creature with any resemblance to
+humanity. I myself heard the uproar at a distance, and the shouts and
+yells of savage exultation; they were sounds I shall never forget,
+though I did not at that time know them for what they were, or
+understood their meaning. The result, however, to me was something
+beyond this, and worthy to have been purchased with my heart's blood.
+Barratt still breathed; spite of his mutilations he could speak; he was
+rational. One only thing he demanded--it was that his dying confession
+might be taken. Two magistrates and a clergyman attended. He gave a
+list of those whom he had trepanned, and had failed to trepan, by his
+artifices and threats, into the sacrifice of their honor. He expired
+before the record was closed, but not before he had placed my wife's
+name in the latter list as the one whose injuries in his dying moments
+most appalled him. This confession on the following day went into the
+hands of the hostile minister, and my revenge was perfect.
+
+
+
+
+THE SPANISH NUN.
+
+
+Why is it that _Adventures_ are so generally repulsive to people of
+meditative minds? It is for the same reason that any other want of law,
+that any other anarchy is repulsive. Floating passively from action to
+action, as helplessly as a withered leaf surrendered to the breath
+of winds, the human spirit (out of which comes all grandeur of human
+motions) is exhibited in mere _Adventures_, as either entirely laid
+asleep, or as acting only by lower organs that regulate the _means_,
+whilst the _ends_ are derived from alien sources, and are imperiously
+predetermined. It is a case of exception, however, when even amongst
+such adventures the agent reacts upon his own difficulties and
+necessities by a temper of extraordinary courage, and a mind of
+premature decision. Further strength arises to such an exception, if the
+very moulding accidents of the life, if the very external coercions are
+themselves unusually romantic. They may thus gain a separate interest of
+their own. And, lastly, the whole is locked into validity of interest,
+even for the psychological philosopher, by complete authentication
+of its truth. In the case now brought before him, the reader must not
+doubt; for no memoir exists, or personal biography, that is so trebly
+authenticated by proofs and attestations direct and collateral. From the
+archives of the Royal Marine at Seville, from the autobiography or the
+heroine, from contemporary chronicles, and from several official sources
+scattered in and out of Spain, some of them ecclesiastical, the
+amplest proofs have been drawn, and may yet be greatly extended, of the
+extraordinary events here recorded. M. de Ferrer, a Spaniard of much
+research, and originally incredulous as to the facts, published about
+seventeen years ago a selection from the leading documents, accompanied
+by his _palinode_ as to their accuracy. His materials have been since
+used for the basis of more than one narrative, not inaccurate, in
+French, German and Spanish journals of high authority. It is seldom the
+case that French writers err by prolixity. They _have_ done so in this
+case. The present narrative, which contains no sentence derived from any
+foreign one, has the great advantage of close compression; my own pages,
+after equating the size, being as 1 to 3 of the shortest continental
+form. In the mode of narration, I am vain enough to flatter myself
+that the reader will find little reason to hesitate between us. Mine
+at least, weary nobody; which is more than can be always said for the
+continental versions.
+
+On a night in the year 1592, (but which night is a secret liable to 365
+answers,) a Spanish '_son of somebody_,' [Footnote: _i.e._ 'Hidalgo']
+in the fortified town of St. Sebastian, received the disagreeable
+intelligence from a nurse, that his wife had just presented him with a
+daughter. No present that the poor misjudging lady could possibly have
+made him was so entirely useless for any purpose of his. He had three
+daughters already, which happened to be more by 2+1 than _his_ reckoning
+assumed as a reasonable allowance of daughters. A supernumerary son
+might have been stowed away; but daughters in excess were the very
+nuisance of Spain. He did, therefore, what in such cases every proud
+and lazy Spanish gentleman was apt to do--he wrapped the new little
+daughter, odious to his paternal eyes, in a pocket handkerchief; and
+then, wrapping up his own throat with a good deal more care, off he
+bolted to the neighboring convent of St. Sebastian, not merely of that
+city, but also (amongst several convents) the one dedicated to that
+saint. It is well that in this quarrelsome world we quarrel furiously
+about tastes; since agreeing too closely about the objects to be
+liked and appropriated would breed much more fighting than is bred by
+disagreeing. That little human tadpole, which the old toad of a father
+would not suffer to stay ten minutes in his house, proved as welcome at
+the nunnery of St. Sebastian as she was odious elsewhere. The superior
+of the convent was aunt, by the mother's side, to the new-born stranger.
+She, therefore, kissed and blessed the little lady. The poor nuns, who
+were never to have any babies of their own, and were languishing for
+some amusement, perfectly doated on this prospect of a wee pet. The
+superior thanked the hidalgo for his very splendid present. The nuns
+thanked him each and all; until the old crocodile actually began to
+cry and whimper sentimentally at what he now perceived to be excess of
+munificence in himself. Munificence, indeed, he remarked, was his foible
+next after parental tenderness.
+
+What a luxury it is sometimes to a cynic that there go two words to a
+bargain. In the convent of St. Sebastian all was gratitude; gratitude
+(as aforesaid) to the hidalgo from all the convent for his present,
+until at last the hidalgo began to express gratitude to _them_ for their
+gratitude to _him_. Then came a rolling fire of thanks to St. Sebastian;
+from the superior, for sending a future saint; from the nuns, for
+sending such a love of a plaything; and, finally, from papa, for sending
+such substantial board and well-bolted lodgings, 'from which,' said the
+malicious old fellow, 'my pussy will never find her way out to a thorny
+and dangerous world.' Won't she? I suspect, son of somebody, that the
+next time you see 'pussy,' which may happen to be also the last,
+will not be in a convent of any kind. At present, whilst this general
+rendering of thanks was going on, one person only took no part in them.
+That person was 'pussy,' whose little figure lay quietly stretched out
+in the arms of a smiling young nun, with eyes nearly shut, yet peering
+a little at the candles. Pussy said nothing. It's of no great use to
+say much, when all the world is against you. But if St. Sebastian had
+enabled her to speak out the whole truth, pussy _would_ have said: 'So,
+Mr. Hidalgo, you have been engaging lodgings for me; lodgings for life.
+Wait a little. We'll try that question, when my claws are grown a little
+longer.'
+
+Disappointment, therefore, was gathering ahead. But for the present
+there was nothing of the kind. That noble old crocodile, papa, was not
+in the least disappointed as regarded _his_ expectation of having
+no anxiety to waste, and no money to pay, on account of his youngest
+daughter. He insisted on his right to forget her; and in a week _had_
+forgotten her, never to think of her again but once. The lady superior,
+as regarded _her_ demands, was equally content, and through a course of
+several years; for, as often as she asked pussy if she would be a
+saint, pussy replied that she would, if saints were allowed plenty of
+sweetmeats. But least of all were the nuns disappointed. Everything that
+they had fancied possible in a human plaything fell short of what pussy
+realized in racketing, racing, and eternal plots against the peace of
+the elder nuns. No fox ever kept a hen-roost in such alarm as pussy kept
+the dormitory of the senior sisters; whilst the younger ladies were
+run off their legs by the eternal wiles, and had their chapel gravity
+discomposed, even in chapel, by the eternal antics of this privileged
+little kitten.
+
+The kitten had long ago received a baptismal name, which was Kitty; this
+is Catharine, or Kate, or _Hispanice_ Catalina. It was a good name, as
+it recalled her original name of pussy. And, by the way, she had also an
+ancient and honorable surname, viz., _De Erauso_, which is to this day a
+name rooted in Biscay. Her father, the _hidalgo_, was a military officer
+in the Spanish service, and had little care whether his kitten should
+turn out a wolf or a lamb, having made over the fee simple of his own
+interest in the little Kate to St. Sebastian, 'to have and to hold,'
+so long as Kate should keep her hold of this present life. Kate had
+no apparent intention to let slip that hold, for she was blooming as
+a rose-bush in June, tall and strong as a young cedar. Yet,
+notwithstanding this robust health and the strength of the convent
+walls, the time was drawing near when St. Sebastian's lease in Kate
+must, in legal phrase, 'determine;' and any _chateaux en Espagne_,
+that the Saint might have built on the cloisteral fidelity of his pet
+Catalina, must suddenly give way in one hour, like many other vanities
+in our own days of Spanish bonds and promises. After reaching her tenth
+year, Catalina became thoughtful, and not very docile. At times she
+was even headstrong and turbulent, so that the gentle sisterhood of St.
+Sebastian, who had no other pet or plaything in the world, began to weep
+in secret--fearing that they might have been rearing by mistake some
+future tigress--for as to infancy, _that_, you know, is playful and
+innocent even in the cubs of a tigress. But _there_ the ladies were
+going too far. Catalina was impetuous and aspiring, but not cruel. She
+was gentle, if people would let her be so. But woe to those that
+took liberties with _her_! A female servant of the convent, in some
+authority, one day, in passing up the aisle to matins, _wilfully_ gave
+Kate a push; and in return, Kate, who never left her debts in arrear,
+gave the servant for a keepsake a look which that servant carried with
+her in fearful remembrance to her grave. It seemed as if Kate had tropic
+blood in her veins, that continually called her away to the tropics. It
+was all the fault of that 'blue rejoicing sky,' of those purple Biscayan
+mountains, of that tumultuous ocean, which she beheld daily from the
+nunnery gardens. Or, if only half of it was _their_ fault, the other
+half lay in those golden tales, streaming upwards even into the
+sanctuaries of convents, like morning mists touched by earliest
+sunlight, of kingdoms overshadowing a new world which had been founded
+by her kinsmen with the simple aid of a horse and a lance. The reader is
+to remember that this is no romance, or at least no fiction, that he
+is reading; and it is proper to remind the reader of real romances in
+Ariosto or our own Spenser, that such martial ladies as the _Marfisa_,
+or _Bradamant_ of the first, and _Britomart_ of the other, were really
+not the improbabilities that modern society imagines. Many a stout man,
+as you will soon see, found that Kate, with a sabre in hand, and well
+mounted, was but too serious a fact.
+
+The day is come--the evening is come--when our poor Kate, that had for
+fifteen years been so tenderly rocked in the arms of St. Sebastian and
+his daughters, and that henceforth shall hardly find a breathing space
+between eternal storms, must see her peaceful cell, must see the holy
+chapel, for the last time. It was at vespers, it was during the chanting
+of the vesper service, that she finally read the secret signal for her
+departure, which long she had been looking for. It happened that her
+aunt, the Lady Principal, had forgotten her breviary. As this was in
+a private 'scrutoire, she did not choose to send a servant for it, but
+gave the key to her niece. The niece, on opening the 'scrutoire, saw,
+with that rapidity of eye-glance for the one thing needed in any great
+emergency, which ever attended her through life, that _now_ was the
+moment for an attempt which, if neglected, might never return. There lay
+the total keys, in one massive _trousseau_, of that fortress impregnable
+even to armies from without. Saint Sebastian! do you see what your
+pet is going to do? And do it she will, as sure as your name is St.
+Sebastian. Kate went back to her aunt with the breviary and the key; but
+taking good care to leave that awful door, on whose hinge revolved her
+whole life, unlocked. Delivering the two articles to the Superior, she
+complained of a headache--[Ah, Kate! what did you know of headaches,
+except now and then afterwards from a stray bullet, or so?]--upon which
+her aunt, kissing her forehead, dismissed her to bed. Now, then, through
+three-fourths of an hour Kate will have free elbow-room for unanchoring
+her boat, for unshipping her oars, and for pulling ahead right out of
+St. Sebastian's cove into the main ocean of life.
+
+Catalina, the reader is to understand, does not belong to the class of
+persons in whom chiefly I pretend to an interest. But everywhere one
+loves energy and indomitable courage. I, for my part, admire not, by
+preference, anything that points to this world. It is the child of
+reverie and profounder sensibility who turns _away_ from the world as
+hateful and insufficient, that engages _my_ interest: whereas Catalina
+was the very model of the class fitted for facing this world, and who
+express their love to it by fighting with it and kicking it from year to
+year. But, always, what is best in its kind one admires, even though the
+kind be disagreeable. Kate's advantages for her _role_ in this life lay
+in four things, viz., in a well-built person, and a particularly strong
+wrist; 2d, in a heart that nothing could appal; 3d, in a sagacious head,
+never drawn aside from the _hoc age_ [from the instant question of life]
+by any weakness of imagination; 4th, in a tolerably thick skin--not
+literally, for she was fair and blooming, and decidedly handsome, having
+such a skin as became a young woman of family in northernmost Spain.
+But her sensibilities were obtuse as regarded _some_ modes of delicacy,
+_some_ modes of equity, _some_ modes of the world's opinion, and
+_all_ modes whatever of personal hardship. Lay a stress on that word
+_some_--for, as to delicacy, she never lost sight of the kind which
+peculiarly concerns her sex. Long afterwards she told the Pope himself,
+when confessing without disguise her sad and infinite wanderings to the
+paternal old man (and I feel convinced of her veracity), that in this
+respect, even then, at middle age, she was as pure as is a child. And,
+as to equity, it was only that she substituted the equity of camps for
+the polished (but often more iniquitous) equity of courts and towns. As
+to the third item--the world's opinion--I don't know that you need lay
+a stress on _some_; for, generally speaking, _all_ that the world did,
+said, or thought, was alike contemptible in her eyes, in which, perhaps,
+she was not so _very_ far wrong. I must add, though at the cost of
+interrupting the story by two or three more sentences, that Catalina had
+also a fifth advantage, which sounds humbly, but is really of use in a
+world, where even to fold and seal a letter adroitly is not the least
+of accomplishments. She was a _handy_ girl. She could turn her hand to
+anything, of which I will give you two memorable instances. Was there
+ever a girl in this world but herself that cheated and snapped her
+fingers at that awful Inquisition, which brooded over the convents of
+Spain, that did this without collusion from outside, trusting to nobody,
+but to herself, and what? to one needle, two hanks of thread, and a very
+inferior pair of scissors? For, that the scissors were bad, though Kate
+does not say so in her memoirs, I knew by an _a priori_ argument, viz.,
+because _all_ scissors were bad in the year 1607. Now, say all decent
+logicians, from a universal to a particular _valet consequentia_, _all_
+scissors were bad: _ergo_, _some_ scissors were bad. The second instance
+of her handiness will surprise you even more:--She once stood upon a
+scaffold, under sentence of death--[but, understand, on the evidence
+of false witnesses]. Jack Ketch was absolutely tying the knot under her
+ear, and the shameful man of ropes fumbled so deplorably, that Kate (who
+by much nautical experience had learned from another sort of 'Jack'
+how a knot _should_ be tied in this world,) lost all patience with the
+contemptible artist, told him she was ashamed of him, took the rope out
+of his hand, and tied the knot irreproachably herself. The crowd saluted
+her with a festal roll, long and loud, of _vivas_; and this word _viva_
+of good augury--but stop; let me not anticipate.
+
+From this sketch of Catalina's character, the reader is prepared to
+understand the decision of her present proceeding. She had no time to
+lose: the twilight favored her; but she must get under hiding before
+pursuit commenced. Consequently she lost not one of her forty-five
+minutes in picking and choosing. No _shilly-shally_ in Kate. She saw
+with the eyeball of an eagle what was indispensable. Some little money
+perhaps to pay the first toll-bar of life: so, out of four shillings in
+Aunty's purse, she took one. You can't say _that_ was exorbitant. Which
+of us wouldn't subscribe a shilling for poor Katy to put into the first
+trouser pockets that ever she will wear? I remember even yet, as a
+personal experience, that when first arrayed, at four years old, in
+nankeen trousers, though still so far retaining hermaphrodite relations
+of dress as to wear a petticoat above my trousers, all my female friends
+(because they pitied me, as one that had suffered from years of ague)
+filled my pockets with half-crowns, of which I can render no account at
+this day. But what were my poor pretensions by the side of Kate's? Kate
+was a fine blooming girl of fifteen, with no touch of ague, and, before
+the next sun rises, Kate shall draw on her first trousers, and made by
+her own hand; and, that she may do so, of all the valuables in Aunty's
+repository she takes nothing beside the shilling, _quantum sufficit_ of
+thread, one stout needle, and (as I told you before, if you would please
+to remember things) one bad pair of scissors. Now she was ready; ready
+to cast off St. Sebastian's towing-rope; ready to cut and run for port
+anywhere. The finishing touch of her preparations was to pick out the
+proper keys: even there she showed the same discretion. She did do no
+gratuitous mischief. She did not take the wine-cellar key, which would
+have irritated the good father confessor; she took those keys only that
+belonged to _her_, if ever keys did; for they were the keys that locked
+her out from her natural birthright of liberty. 'Show me,' says the
+Romish Casuist, 'her right in law to let herself out of that nunnery.'
+'Show us,' we reply, '_your_ right to lock her in.'
+
+Right or wrong, however, in strict casuistry, Kate was resolved to let
+herself out; and _did_ so; and, for fear any man should creep in whilst
+vespers lasted, and steal the kitchen grate, she locked her old friends
+_in_. Then she sought a shelter. The air was not cold. She hurried into
+a chestnut wood, and upon withered leaves slept till dawn. Spanish diet
+and youth leaves the digestion undisordered, and the slumbers light.
+When the lark rose, up rose Catalina. No time to lose, for she was still
+in the dress of a nun, and liable to be arrested by any man in Spain.
+With her _armed_ finger, [aye, by the way, I forgot the thimble; but
+Kate did _not_]--she set to work upon her amply-embroidered petticoat.
+She turned it wrong side out; and with the magic that only female hands
+possess, she had soon sketched and finished a dashing pair of Wellington
+trousers. All other changes were made according to the materials she
+possessed, and quite sufficiently to disguise the two main perils--her
+sex, and her monastic dedication. What was she to do next. Speaking of
+Wellington trousers would remind _us_, but could hardly remind _her_,
+of Vittoria, where she dimly had heard of some maternal relative.
+To Vittoria, therefore, she bent her course; and, like the Duke of
+Wellington, but arriving more than two centuries earlier, [though _he_
+too is an early riser,] she gained a great victory at that place. She
+had made a two days' march, baggage far in the rear, and no provisions
+but wild berries; she depended for anything better, as light-heartedly
+as the Duke, upon attacking, sword in hand, storming her dear friend's
+entrenchments, and effecting a lodgment in his breakfast-room, should he
+happen to have one. This amiable relative, an elderly man, had but
+one foible, or perhaps one virtue in this world; but _that_ he had in
+perfection,--it was pedantry. On that hint Catalina spoke: she knew
+by heart, from the services of the convent, a few Latin phrases.
+Latin!--Oh, but _that_ was charming; and in one so young! The grave Don
+owned the soft impeachment; relented at once, and clasped the hopeful
+young gentleman in the Wellington trousers to his _uncular_ and rather
+angular breast. In this house the yarn of life was of a mingled quality.
+The table was good, but that was exactly what Kate cared little about.
+The amusement was of the worst kind. It consisted chiefly in conjugating
+Latin verbs, especially such as were obstinately irregular. To show
+him a withered frost-bitten verb, that wanted its preterite, wanted its
+supines, wanted, in fact, everything in this world, fruits or blossoms,
+that make a verb desirable, was to earn the Don's gratitude for life.
+All day long he was marching and countermarching his favorite
+brigades of verbs--verbs frequentative, verbs inceptive, verbs
+desiderative--horse, foot, and artillery; changing front, advancing from
+the rear, throwing out skirmishing parties, until Kate, not given to
+faint, must have thought of such a resource, as once in her life she had
+thought so seasonably of a vesper headache. This was really worse than
+St. Sebastian's. It reminds one of a French gayety in Thiebault or
+some such author, who describes a rustic party, under equal despair, as
+employing themselves in conjugating the verb _s'ennuyer,--Je m'ennuie,
+tu t'ennuies, il s'ennuit; nous nous ennuyons_, &c.; thence to
+the imperfect--_Je m'ennuyois, tu t'ennuyois_, &c.; thence to the
+imperative--_Qu'il s'ennuye_, &c.; and so on through the whole
+melancholy conjugation. Now, you know, when the time comes that, _nous
+nous ennuyons_, the best course is, to part. Kate saw _that_; and she
+walked off from the Don's [of whose amorous passion for defective
+verbs one would have wished to know the catastrophe], and took from his
+mantel-piece rather move silver than she had levied on her aunt. But the
+Don also was a relative; and really he owed her a small cheque on his
+banker for turning out on his field-days. A man, if he _is_ a kinsman,
+has no right to bore one _gratis_.
+
+From Vittoria, Kate was guided by a carrier to Valladolid. Luckily, as
+it seemed at first, but it made little difference in the end, here, at
+Valladolid, were the King and his Court. Consequently, there was plenty
+of regiments and plenty of regimental bands. Attracted by one of these,
+Catalina was quietly listening to the music, when some street
+ruffians, in derision of the gay colors and the form of her forest-made
+costume--[rascals! one would like to have seen what sort of trousers
+_they_ would have made with no better scissors!]--began to pelt her with
+stones. Ah, my friends, of the genus _blackguard_, you little know who
+it is that you are selecting for experiments. This is the one creature
+of fifteen in all Spain, be the other male or female, whom nature, and
+temper, and provocation have qualified for taking the conceit out of
+you. This she very soon did, laying open a head or two with a sharp
+stone, and letting out rather too little than too much of bad
+Valladolid blood. But mark the constant villany of this world.
+Certain Alguazils--very like some other Alguazils that I know nearer
+home--having stood by quietly to see the friendless stranger insulted
+and assaulted, now felt it their duty to apprehend the poor nun for
+murderous violence: and had there been such a thing as a treadmill in
+Valladolid, Kate was booked for a place on it without further inquiry.
+Luckily, injustice does not _always_ prosper. A gallant young cavalier,
+who had witnessed from his windows the whole affair, had seen the
+provocation, and admired Catalina's behavior--equally patient at first
+and bold at last--hastened into the street, pursued the officers, forced
+them to release their prisoner, upon stating the circumstances of the
+case, and instantly offered Catalina a situation amongst his retinue.
+He was a man of birth and fortune; and the place offered, that of
+an honorary page, not being at all degrading even to a 'daughter of
+somebody,' was cheerfully accepted. Here Catalina spent a happy month.
+She was now splendidly dressed in dark blue velvet, by a tailor that
+did not work within the gloom of a chestnut forest. She and the young
+cavalier, Don Francisco de Cardenas, were mutually pleased, and had
+mutual confidence. All went well--when one evening, but, luckily, not
+until the sun had been set so long as to make all things indistinct, who
+should march into the ante-chamber of the cavalier but that sublime of
+crocodiles, _Papa_, that we lost sight of fifteen years ago, and shall
+never see again after this night. He had his crocodile tears all ready
+for use, in working order, like a good industrious fire-engine. It was
+absolutely to Catalina herself that he advanced; whom, for many reasons,
+he could not be supposed to recognise--lapse of years, male attire,
+twilight, were all against him. Still, she might have the family
+countenance; and Kate thought he looked with a suspicious scrutiny into
+her face, as he inquired for the young Don. To avert her own face, to
+announce him to Don Francisco, to wish him on the shores of that ancient
+river for crocodiles, the Nile, furnished but one moment's work to the
+active Catalina. She lingered, however, as her place entitled her to
+do, at the door of the audience chamber. She guessed already, but in a
+moment she _heard_ from papa's lips what was the nature of his errand.
+His daughter Catharine, he informed the Don, had eloped from the
+convent of St. Sebastian, a place rich in delight. Then he laid open the
+unparalleled ingratitude of such a step. Oh, the unseen treasure that
+had been spent upon that girl! Oh, the untold sums of money that he had
+sunk in that unhappy speculation! The nights of sleeplessness suffered
+during her infancy! The fifteen years of solicitude thrown away in
+schemes for her improvement! It would have moved the heart of a stone.
+The _hidalgo_ wept copiously at his own pathos. And to such a height
+of grandeur had he carried his Spanish sense of the sublime, that he
+disdained to mention the pocket-handkerchief which he had left at St.
+Sebastian's fifteen years ago, by way of envelope for 'pussy,' and
+which, to the best of pussy's knowledge, was the one sole memorandum
+of papa ever heard of at St. Sebastian's. Pussy, however, saw no use in
+revising and correcting the text of papa's remembrances. She showed her
+usual prudence, and her usual incomparable decision. It did not appear,
+as yet, that she would be reclaimed, or was at all suspected for the
+fugitive by her father. For it is an instance of that singular fatality
+which pursued Catalina through life, that, to her own astonishment, (as
+she now collected from her father's conference,) nobody had traced her
+to Valladolid, nor had her father's visit any connection with suspicious
+travelling in that direction. The case was quite different. Strangely
+enough, her street row had thrown her into the one sole household in all
+Spain that had an official connection with St. Sebastian's. That convent
+had been founded by the young cavalier's family; and, according to the
+usage of Spain, the young man (as present representative of his house)
+was the responsible protector of the establishment. It was not to
+the Don, as harborer of his daughter, but to the Don, as _ex officio_
+visitor of the convent, that the hidalgo was appealing. Probably Kate
+might have staid safely some time longer. Yet, again, this would but
+have multiplied the clues for tracing her; and, finally, she would
+too probably have been discovered; after which, with all his youthful
+generosity, the poor Don could not have protected her. Too terrific was
+the vengeance that awaited an abettor of any fugitive nun; but, above
+all, if such a crime were perpetrated by an official mandatory of the
+church. Yet, again, so far it was the more hazardous course to abscond,
+that it almost revealed her to the young Don as the missing daughter.
+Still, if it really _had_ that effect, nothing at present obliged him to
+pursue her, as might have been the case a few weeks later. Kate
+argued (I dare say) rightly, as she always did. Her prudence whispered
+eternally, that safety there was none for her, until she had laid the
+Atlantic between herself and St. Sebastian's. Life was to be for _her_
+a Bay of Biscay; and it was odds but she had first embarked upon this
+billowy life from the literal Bay of Biscay. Chance ordered otherwise.
+Or, as a Frenchman says with eloquent ingenuity, in connection with this
+story, 'Chance is but the _pseudonyme_ of God for those particular cases
+which he does not subscribe openly with his own sign manual.' She crept
+up stairs to her bed-room. Simple are the travelling preparations of
+those that, possessing nothing, have no imperials to pack. She had
+Juvenal's qualification for carolling gaily through a forest full of
+robbers; for she had nothing to lose but a change of linen, that rode
+easily enough under her left arm, leaving the right free for answering
+any questions of impertinent customers. As she crept down stairs, she
+heard the Crocodile still weeping forth his sorrows to the pensive ear
+of twilight, and to the sympathetic Don Francisco. Now, it would not
+have been filial or lady-like for Kate to do what I am going to suggest;
+but what a pity that some gay brother page had not been there to
+turn aside into the room, armed with a roasted potato, and, taking a
+sportsman's aim, to have lodged it in the Crocodile's abominable mouth.
+Yet, what an anachronism! There _were_ no roasted potatoes in Spain
+at that date, and very few in England. But anger drives a man to say
+anything.
+
+Catalina had seen her last of friends and enemies in Valladolid. Short
+was her time there; but she had improved it so far as to make a few of
+both. There was an eye or two in Valladolid that would have glared with
+malice upon her, had she been seen by _all_ eyes in that city, as she
+tripped through the streets in the dusk; and eyes there were that would
+have softened into tears, had they seen the desolate condition of the
+child, or in vision had seen the struggles that were before her. But
+what's the use of wasting tears upon our Kate? Wait till to-morrow
+morning at sunrise, and see if she is particularly in need of pity.
+What now should a young lady do--I propose it as a subject for a prize
+essay--that finds herself in Valladolid at nighfall, having no letters
+of introduction, not aware of any reason great or small for preferring
+any street in general, except so far as she knows of some reason for
+avoiding one or two streets in particular? The great problem I have
+stated, Kate investigated as she went along; and she solved it with
+the accuracy with which she ever applied to _practical_ exigencies. Her
+conclusion was--that the best door to knock at in such a case was the
+door where there was no need to knock at all, as being unfastened, and
+open to all comers. For she argued that within such a door there would
+be nothing to steal, so that, at least, you could not be mistaken in the
+ark for a thief. Then, as to stealing from _her_, they might do that if
+they could.
+
+Upon these principles, which hostile critics will in vain endeavor to
+undermine, she laid her hand upon what seemed a rude stable door. Such
+it proved. There was an empty cart inside, certainly there was, but you
+couldn't take _that_ away in your pocket; and there were five loads of
+straw, but then of those a lady could take no more than her _reticule_
+would carry, which perhaps was allowed by the courtesy of Spain. So Kate
+was right as to the difficulty of being challenged for a thief. Closing
+the door as gently as she had opened it, she dropped her person, dressed
+as she was, upon the nearest heap of straw. Some ten feet further were
+lying two muleteers, honest and happy enough, as compared with the lords
+of the bed-chamber then in Valladolid: but still gross men, carnally
+deaf from eating garlic and onions, and other horrible substances.
+Accordingly, they never heard her, nor were aware, until dawn, that such
+a blooming person existed. But she was aware of _them_, and of their
+conversation. They were talking of an expedition for America, on the
+point of sailing under Don Ferdinand de Cordova. It was to sail from
+some Andalusian port. That was the very thing for _her_. At daylight she
+woke, and jumped up, needing no more toilet than the birds that already
+were singing in the gardens, or than the two muleteers, who, good,
+honest fellows, saluted the handsome boy kindly--thinking no ill at his
+making free with _their_ straw, though no leave had been asked.
+
+With these philo-garlic men Kate took her departure. The morning was
+divine: and leaving Valladolid with the transports that befitted such
+a golden dawn, feeling also already, in the very obscurity of her exit,
+the pledge of her escape; she cared no longer for the Crocodile, or
+for St. Sebastian, or (in the way of fear) for the protector of St.
+Sebastian, though of _him_ she thought with some tenderness; so deep is
+the remembrance of kindness mixed with justice. Andalusia she reached
+rather slowly; but many months before she was sixteen years old, and
+quite in time for the expedition. St. Lucar being the port of rendezvous
+for the Peruvian expedition, thither she went. All comers were welcome
+on board the fleet; much more a fine young fellow like Kate. She was at
+once engaged as a mate; and _her_ ship, in particular, after doubling
+Cape Horn without loss, made the coast of Peru. Paita was the port of
+her destination. Very near to this port they were, when a storm threw
+them upon a coral reef. There was little hope of the ship from the
+first, for she was unmanageable, and was not expected to hold together
+for twenty-four hours. In this condition, with death before their faces,
+mark what Kate did; and please to remember it for her benefit, when
+she does any other little thing that angers you. The crew lowered the
+long-boat. Vainly the captain protested against this disloyal desertion
+of a king's ship, which might yet perhaps be run on shore, so as to save
+the stores. All the crew, to a man, deserted the captain. You may say
+_that_ literally; for the single exception was _not_ a man, being our
+bold-hearted Kate. She was the only sailor that refused to leave her
+captain, or the king of Spain's ship. The rest pulled away for the
+shore, and with fair hopes of reaching it. But one half-hour told
+another tale: just about that time came a broad sheet of lightning,
+which, through the darkness of evening, revealed the boat in the very
+act of mounting like a horse upon an inner reef, instantly filling,
+and throwing out the crew, every man of whom disappeared amongst
+the breakers. The night which succeeded was gloomy for both the
+representatives of his Catholic Majesty. It cannot be denied by the
+greatest of philosophers, that the muleteer's stable at Valladolid was
+worth twenty such ships, though the stable was _not_ insured against
+fire, and the ship _was_ insured against the sea and the wind by some
+fellow that thought very little of his engagements. But what's the
+use of sitting down to cry? That was never any trick of Catalina's. By
+daybreak, she was at work with an axe in her hand. I knew it, before
+ever I came to this place, in her memoirs. I felt, as sure as if I had
+read it, that when day broke, we should find Kate hard at work. Thimble
+or axe, trousers or raft, all one to _her_.
+
+The Captain, though true to his duty, seems to have desponded. He gave
+no help towards the raft. Signs were speaking, however, pretty loudly
+that he must do something; for notice to quit was now served pretty
+liberally. Kate's raft was ready; and she encouraged the captain to
+think that it would give both of them something to hold by in swimming,
+if not even carry double. At this moment, when all was waiting for
+a start, and the ship herself was waiting for a final lurch, to say
+_Good-bye_ to the King of Spain, Kate went and did a thing which some
+misjudging people will object to. She knew of a box laden with gold
+coins, reputed to be the King of Spain's, and meant for contingencies in
+the voyage out. This she smashed open with her axe, and took a sum
+equal to one hundred guineas English; which, having well secured in a
+pillow-case, she then lashed firmly to the raft. Now this, you know,
+though not _flotsam_, because it would not float, was certainly, by
+maritime law, '_jetsom_.' It would be the idlest of scruples to fancy
+that the sea or a shark had a better right to it than a philosopher, or
+a splendid girl who showed herself capable of writing a very fair 8vo,
+to say nothing of her decapitating in battle several of the king's
+enemies, and recovering the king's banner. No sane moralist would
+hesitate to do the same thing under the same circumstances, on board an
+English vessel, though the First Lord of the Admiralty should be looking
+on. The raft was now thrown into the sea. Kate jumped after it, and then
+entreated the captain to follow her. He attempted it; but, wanting her
+youthful agility, he struck his head against a spar, and sank like lead,
+giving notice below that his ship was coming. Kate mounted the raft,
+and was gradually washed ashore, but so exhausted, as to have lost all
+recollection. She lay for hours until the warmth of the sun revived her.
+On sitting up, she saw a desolate shore stretching both ways--nothing to
+eat, nothing to drink, but fortunately the raft and the money had been
+thrown near her; none of the lashings having given way--only what is the
+use of a guinea amongst tangle and sea-gulls? The money she distributed
+amongst her pockets, and soon found strength to rise and march
+forward. But which _was_ forward? and which backward? She knew by the
+conversation of the sailors that Paita must be in the neighborhood; and
+Paita, being a port, could not be in the inside of Peru, but, of course,
+somewhere on its outside--and the outside of a maritime land must be the
+shore; so that, if she kept the shore, and went far enough, she could
+not fail of hitting her foot against Paita at last, in the very darkest
+night, provided only she could first find out which was _up_ and which
+was _down_; else she might walk her shoes off, and find herself six
+thousand miles in the wrong. Here was an awkward case, all for want of a
+guide-post. Still, when one thinks of Kate's prosperous horoscope, that
+after so long a voyage, _she_ only, out of the total crew, was thrown
+on the American shore, with one hundred and five pounds in her purse of
+clear gain on the voyage, a conviction arises that she _could_ not guess
+wrongly. She might have tossed up, having coins in her pocket, _heads
+or tails_? but this kind of sortilege was then coming to be thought
+irreligious in Christendom, as a Jewish and a Heathen mode of
+questioning the dark future. She simply guessed, therefore; and very
+soon a thing happened which, though adding nothing to strengthen her
+guess as a true one, did much to sweeten it if it should prove a false
+one. On turning a point of the shore, she came upon a barrel of biscuit
+washed ashore from the ship. Biscuit is about the best thing I know,
+but it is the soonest spoiled; and one would like to hear counsel on one
+puzzling point, why it is that a touch of water utterly ruins it, taking
+its life, and leaving a _caput mortuum_ corpse! Upon this _caput_ Kate
+breakfasted, though _her_ case was worse than mine; for any water that
+ever plagued _me_ was always fresh; now _hers_ was a present from the
+Pacific ocean. She, that was always prudent, packed up some of the
+Catholic king's biscuit, as she had previously packed up far too little
+of his gold. But in such cases a most delicate question occurs, pressing
+equally on medicine and algebra. It is this: if you pack up too much,
+then, by this extra burthen of salt provisions, you may retard for days
+your arrival at fresh provisions; on the other hand, if you pack up too
+little, you may never arrive at all. Catalina hit the _juste milieu;_
+and about twilight on the second day, she found herself entering Paita,
+without having had to swim any river in her walk.
+
+The first thing, in such a case of distress, which a young lady does,
+even if she happens to be a young gentleman, is to beautify her dress.
+Kate always attended to _that_, as we know, having overlooked her in the
+chestnut wood. The man she sent for was not properly a tailor, but one
+who employed tailors, he himself furnishing the materials. His name was
+Urquiza, a fact of very little importance to us in 1847, if it had stood
+only at the head and foot of Kate's little account. But unhappily for
+Kate's _debut_ on this vast American stage, the case was otherwise. Mr.
+Urquiza had the misfortune (equally common in the old world and the
+new) of being a knave; and also a showy specious knave. Kate, who
+had prospered under sea allowances of biscuit and hardship, was now
+expanding in proportions. With very little vanity or consciousness on
+that head, she now displayed a really fine person; and, when drest
+anew in the way that became a young officer in the Spanish service, she
+looked [Footnote: _'She looked,' etc_. If ever the reader should visit
+Aix-la-Chapelle, he will probably feel interest enough in the poor, wild
+impassioned girl, to look out for a picture of her in that city, and the
+only one known _certainly_ to be authentic. It is in the collection of
+Mr. Sempeller. For some time it was supposed that the best (if not the
+only) portrait of her lurked somewhere in Italy. Since the discovery
+of the picture at Aix-la-Chapelle, that notion has been abandoned. But
+there is great reason to believe that, both in Madrid and Rome, many
+portraits of her must have been painted to meet the intense interest
+which arose in her history subsequently amongst all the men of rank,
+military or ecclesiastical, whether in Italy or Spain. The date of these
+would range between sixteen and twenty-two years from, the period which
+we have now reached (1608.)] the representative picture of a Spanish
+_caballador_. It is strange that such an appearance, and such a rank,
+should have suggested to Urquiza the presumptuous idea of wishing that
+Kate might become his clerk. He _did_, however wish it; for Kate wrote
+a beautiful hand; and a stranger thing is, that Kate accepted his
+proposal. This might arise from the difficulty of moving in those days
+to any distance in Peru. The ship had been merely bringing stores to
+the station of Paita; and no corps of the royal armies was readily to be
+reached, whilst something must be done at once for a livelihood. Urquiza
+had two mercantile establishments, one at Trujillo, to which he repaired
+in person, on Kate's agreeing to undertake the management of the other
+in Paita. Like the sensible girl, that we have always found her, she
+demanded specific instructions for her guidance in duties so new.
+Certainly she was in a fair way for seeing life. Telling her beads at
+St. Sebastian's, manoeuvreing irregular verbs at Vittoria, acting as
+gentleman-usher at Valladolid, serving his Spanish Majesty round Cape
+Horn, fighting with storms and sharks off the coast of Peru, and now
+commencing as book-keeper or _commis_ to a draper at Paita, does she not
+justify the character that I myself gave her, just before dismissing
+her from St. Sebastian's, of being a 'handy' girl? Mr. Urquiza's
+instructions were short, easy to be understood, but rather comic; and
+yet, which is odd, they led to tragic results. There were two debtors of
+the shop, (_many_, it is to be hoped, but two meriting his affectionate
+notice,) with respect to whom he left the most opposite directions. The
+one was a very handsome lady; and the rule as to _her_ was, that she was
+to have credit unlimited, strictly unlimited. That was plain. The other
+customer, favored by Mr. Urquiza's valedictory thoughts, was a young
+man, cousin to the handsome lady, and bearing the name of Reyes. This
+youth occupied in Mr. Urquiza's estimate the same hyperbolical rank as
+the handsome lady, but on the opposite side of the equation. The rule
+as to _him_ was--that he was to have _no_ credit; strictly none. In this
+case, also, Kate saw no difficulty; and when she came to know Mr. Reyes
+a little, she found the path of pleasure coinciding with the path of
+duty. Mr. Urquiza could not be more precise in laying down the rule
+than Kate was in enforcing it. But in the other case a scruple arose.
+_Unlimited_ might be a word, not of Spanish law, but of Spanish
+rhetoric; such as '_Live a thousand years_,' which even annuity offices
+hear, and perhaps utter, without a pang. Kate, therefore, wrote to
+Trujillo, expressing her honest fears, and desiring to have more
+definite instructions. These were positive. If the lady chose to send
+for the entire shop, her account was to be debited instantly with
+_that_. She had, however, as yet, not sent for the shop, but she
+began to manifest strong signs of sending for the shop _man_. Upon the
+blooming young Biscayan had her roving eye settled; and she was in a
+course of making up her mind to take Kate for a sweetheart. Poor Kate
+saw this with a heavy heart. And, at the same time that she had a
+prospect of a tender friend more than she wanted, she had become certain
+of an extra enemy that she wanted quite as little. What she had done to
+offend Mr. Reyes, Kate could not guess, except as to the matter of the
+credit; but then, in that, she only executed her instructions. Still Mr.
+Reyes was of opinion that there were two ways of executing orders: but
+the main offence was unintentional on Kate's part. Reyes, though as yet
+she did not know it, had himself been a candidate for the situation of
+clerk; and intended probably to keep the equation precisely as it was
+with respect to the allowance of credit, only to change places with
+the handsome lady--keeping _her_ on the negative side, himself on the
+affirmative--an arrangement that you know could have made no sort of
+pecuniary difference to Urquiza.
+
+Thus stood matters, when a party of strolling players strolled into
+Paita. Kate, as a Spaniard, being one held of the Paita aristocracy, was
+expected to attend. She did so; and there also was the malignant Reyes.
+He came and seated himself purposely so as to shut out Kate from all
+view of the stage. She, who had nothing of the bully in her nature, and
+was a gentle creature when her wild Biscayan blood had not been kindled
+by insult, courteously requested him to move a little; upon which Reyes
+remarked that it was not in his power to oblige the clerk as to that,
+but that he _could_ oblige him by cutting his throat. The tiger that
+slept in Catalina wakened at once. She seized him, and would have
+executed vengeance on the spot, but that a party of young men interposed
+to part them. The next day, when Kate (always ready to forget and
+forgive) was thinking no more of the row, Reyes passed; by spitting at
+the window, and other gestures insulting to Kate, again he roused
+her Spanish blood. Out she rushed, sword in hand--a duel began in the
+street, and very soon Kate's sword had passed into the heart of Reyes.
+Now that the mischief was done, the police were, as usual, all alive
+for the pleasure of avenging it. Kate found herself suddenly in a strong
+prison, and with small hopes of leaving it, except for execution.
+The relations of the dead man were potent in Paita, and clamorous for
+justice, so that the _corregidor_, in a case where he saw a very poor
+chance of being corrupted by bribes, felt it his duty to be sublimely
+incorruptible. The reader knows, however, that, amongst the relatives
+of the deceased bully, was that handsome lady, who differed as much from
+her cousin in her sentiments as to Kate, as she did in the extent of her
+credit with Mr. Urquiza. To _her_ Kate wrote a note; and, using one
+of the Spanish King's gold coins for bribing the jailor, got it safely
+delivered. That, perhaps, was unnecessary; for the lady had been already
+on the alert, and had summoned Urquiza from Trujillo. By some means, not
+very luminously stated, and by paying proper fees in proper quarters,
+Kate was smuggled out of the prison at nightfall, and smuggled into a
+pretty house in the suburbs. Had she known exactly the footing she
+stood on as to the law, she would have been decided. As it was, she
+was uneasy, and jealous of mischief abroad; and, before supper, she
+understood it all. Urquiza briefly informed his clerk, that it would
+be requisite for him to marry the handsome lady. But why? Because, said
+Urquiza, after talking for hours with the _corregidor_, who was infamous
+for obstinacy, he had found it impossible to make him 'hear reason,' and
+release the prisoner, until this compromise of marriage was suggested.
+But how could public justice be pacified for the clerk's unfortunate
+homicide of Reyes, by a female cousin of the deceased man engaging to
+love, honor, and obey the clerk for life? Kate could not see her way
+through this logic. 'Nonsense, my friend,' said Urquiza, 'you don't
+comprehend. As it stands, the affair is a murder, and hanging the
+penalty. But, if you marry into the murdered man's house, then it
+becomes a little family murder, all quiet and comfortable amongst
+ourselves. What has the _corregidor_ to do with that? or the public
+either? Now, let me introduce the bride.' Supper entered at that moment,
+and the bride immediately after. The thoughtfulness of Kate was narrowly
+observed, and even alluded to, but politely ascribed to the natural
+anxieties of a prisoner, and the very imperfect state of liberation
+even yet from prison _surveillance_. Kate had, indeed, never been in so
+trying a situation before. The anxieties of the farewell night at St.
+Sebastian were nothing to this; because, even if she had failed _then_,
+a failure might not have been always irreparable. It was but to watch
+and wait. But now, at this supper table, she was not more alive to the
+nature of the peril than she was to the fact, that if, before the night
+closed, she did not by some means escape from it, she never _would_
+escape with life. The deception as to her sex, though resting on no
+motive that pointed to these people, or at all concerned them, would be
+resented as if it had. The lady would resent the case as a mockery;
+and Urquiza would lose his opportunity of delivering himself from an
+imperious mistress. According to the usages of the times and country,
+Kate knew that in twelve hours she would be assassinated.
+
+People of infirmer resolution would have lingered at the supper table,
+for the sake of putting off the evil moment of final crisis. Not so
+Kate. She had revolved the case on all its sides in a few minutes, and
+had formed her resolution. This done, she was as ready for the trial at
+one moment as another; and, when the lady suggested that the hardships
+of a prison must have made repose desirable, Kate assented, and
+instantly rose. A sort of procession formed, for the purpose of doing
+honor to the interesting guest, and escorting him in pomp to his
+bedroom. Kate viewed it much in the same light as the procession to
+which for some days she had been expecting an invitation from the
+_corregidor_. Far ahead ran the servant-woman as a sort of outrider.
+Then came Urquiza, like a Pasha of two tails, who granted two sorts of
+credit, viz. unlimited and none at all, bearing two wax-lights, one
+in each hand, and wanting only cymbals and kettle-drums to express
+emphatically the pathos of his Castilian strut. Next came the bride, a
+little in advance of the clerk, but still turning obliquely towards him,
+and smiling graciously into his face. Lastly, bringing up the rear,
+came the prisoner--our Kate--the nun, the page, the mate, the clerk, the
+homicide, the convict; and, for this day only, by particular desire, the
+bridegroom elect.
+
+It was Kate's fixed opinion, that, if for a moment she entered any
+bedroom having obviously no outlet, her fate would be that of an ox once
+driven within the shambles. Outside, the bullock might make some defence
+with his horns; but once in, with no space for turning, he is muffled
+and gagged. She carried her eye, therefore, like a hawk's, steady,
+though restless, for vigilant examination of every angle she turned.
+Before she entered any bedroom, she was resolved to reconnoiter it
+from the doorway, and, in case of necessity, show fight at once, before
+entering--as the best chance, after all, where all chances were bad.
+Everything ends; and at last the procession reached the bedroom door,
+the outrider having filed off to the rear. One glance sufficed to
+satisfy Kate that windows there were none, and, therefore, no outlet
+for escape. Treachery appeared even in _that_; and Kate, though
+unfortunately without arms, was now fixed for resistance. Mr. Urquiza
+entered first--'Sound the trumpets! Beat the drums!' There were, as we
+know already, no windows; but a slight interruption to Mr. Urquiza's
+pompous tread showed that there were steps downwards into the room.
+Those, thought Kate, will suit me even better. She had watched the
+unlocking of the bedroom door--she had lost nothing--she had marked that
+the key was left in the lock. At this moment, the beautiful lady, as
+one acquainted with the details of the house, turning with the air of
+a gracious monitress, held out her fair hand to guide Kate in careful
+descent of the steps. This had the air of taking out Kate to dance; and
+Kate, at that same moment, answering to it by the gesture of a modern
+waltzer, threw her arm behind the lady's waist, hurled her headlong down
+the steps right against Mr. Urquiza, draper and haberdasher; and
+then, with the speed of lightning, throwing the door _home_ within its
+architrave, doubly locked the creditor and debtor into the rat-trap
+which they had prepared for herself.
+
+The affrighted out-rider fled with horror: she already knew that the
+clerk had committed one homicide; a second would cost him still less
+thought; and thus it happened that egress was left easy. But, when out
+and free once more in the bright starry night, which way should Kate
+turn? The whole city would prove but a rat-trap for her, as bad as
+Mr. Urquiza's, if she was not off before morning. At a glance she
+comprehended that the sea was her only chance. To the port she fled. All
+was silent. Watchmen there were none. She jumped into a boat. To use
+the oars was dangerous, for she had no means of muffling them. But she
+contrived to hoist a sail, pushed off with a boat-hook, and was soon
+stretching across the water for the mouth of the harbor before a breeze
+light but favorable. Having cleared the difficulties of exit she lay
+down, and unintentionally fell asleep. When she awoke the sun had been
+up three or four hours; all was right otherwise; but had she not served
+as a sailor, Kate would have trembled upon finding that, during her long
+sleep of perhaps seven or eight hours, she had lost sight of land; by
+what distance she could only guess; and in what direction, was to some
+degree doubtful. All this, however, seemed a great advantage to the bold
+girl, throwing her thoughts back on the enemies she had left behind.
+The disadvantage was--having no breakfast, not even damaged biscuit; and
+some anxiety naturally arose as to ulterior prospects a little beyond
+the horizon of breakfast. But who's afraid? As sailors whistle for a
+wind, Catalina really had but to whistle for anything with energy, and
+it was sure to come. Like Caesar to the pilot of Dyrrhachium, she might
+have said, for the comfort of her poor timorous boat, (though destined
+soon to perish,) '_Catalinam vehis, et fortunas ejus_.' Meantime, being
+very doubtful as to the best course for sailing, and content if her
+course did but lie offshore, she 'carried on,' as sailors say, under
+easy sail, going, in fact, just whither and just how the Pacific breezes
+suggested in the gentlest of whispers. _All right behind_, was Kate's
+opinion; and, what was better, very soon she might say, _all right
+ahead:_ for some hour or two before sunset, when dinner was for once
+becoming, even to Kate, the most interesting of subjects for meditation,
+suddenly a large ship began to swell upon the brilliant atmosphere.
+In those latitudes, and in those years, any ship was pretty sure to
+be Spanish: sixty years later the odds were in favor of its being an
+English buccaneer; which would have given a new direction to Kate's
+energy. Kate continued to make signals with a handkerchief whiter
+than the crocodile's of Ann. Dom. 1592, else it would hardly have been
+noticed. Perhaps, after all, it would not, but that the ship's course
+carried her very nearly across Kate's. The stranger lay-to for her. It
+was dark by the time Kate steered herself under the ship's quarter;
+and _then_ was seen an instance of this girl's eternal wakefulness.
+Something was painted on the stern of her boat, she could not see
+_what;_ but she judged that it would express some connection with the
+port that she had just quitted. Now it was her wish to break the chain
+of traces connecting her with such a scamp as Urquiza; since else,
+through his commercial correspondence, he might disperse over Peru a
+portrait of herself by no means flattering. How should she accomplish
+this? It was dark; and she stood, as you may see an Etonian do at times,
+rocking her little boat from side to side, until it had taken in
+water as much as might be agreeable. Too much it proved for the boat's
+constitution, and the boat perished of dropsy--Kate declining to tap it.
+She got a ducking herself; but what cared she? Up the ship's side she
+went, as gaily as ever, in those years when she was called pussy, she
+had raced after the nuns of St. Sebastian; jumped upon deck, and told
+the first lieutenant, when he questioned her about her adventures, quite
+as much truth as any man, under the rank of admiral, had a right to
+expect.
+
+This ship was full of recruits for the Spanish army, and bound to
+Concepcion. Even in that destiny was an iteration, or repeating memorial
+of the significance that ran through Catalina's most casual adventures.
+She had enlisted amongst the soldiers; and, on reaching port, the
+very first person who came off from shore was a dashing young military
+officer, whom at once by his name and rank, (though she had never
+consciously seen him,) she identified as her own brother. He was
+splendidly situated in the service, being the Governor-General's
+secretary, besides his rank as a cavalry officer; and, his errand on
+board being to inspect the recruits, naturally, on reading in the roll
+one of them described as a Biscayan, the ardent young man came up with
+high-bred courtesy to Catalina, took the young recruit's hand with
+kindness, feeling that to be a compatriot at so great a distance was
+to be a sort of relative, and asked with emotion after old boyish
+remembrances. There was a scriptural pathos in what followed, as if it
+were some scene of domestic re-union, opening itself from patriarchal
+ages. The young officer was the eldest son of the house, and had left
+Spain when Catalina was only three years old. But, singularly enough,
+Catalina it was, the little wild cat that he yet remembered seeing at
+St. Sebastian's, upon whom his earliest inquiries settled. 'Did the
+recruit know his family, the De Erausos?' O yes, every body knew _them_.
+'Did the recruit know little Catalina?' Catalina smiled, as she replied
+that she did; and gave such an animated description of the little fiery
+wretch, as made the officer's eye flash with gratified tenderness, and
+with certainty that the recruit was no counterfeit Biscayan. Indeed, you
+know, if Kate couldn't give a good description of 'Pussy,' who could?
+The issue of the interview was--that the officer insisted on Kate's
+making a home of his quarters. He did other services for his unknown
+sister. He placed her as a trooper in his own regiment, and favored
+her in many a way that is open to one having authority. But the person,
+after all, that did most to serve our Kate, was Kate. War was then
+raging with Indians, both from Chili and Peru. Kate had always done her
+duty in action; but at length, in the decisive battle of Puren, there
+was an opening for doing something more. Havoc had been made of her own
+squadron: most of the officers were killed, and the standard was carried
+off. Kate gathered around her a small party--galloped after the Indian
+column that was carrying away the trophy--charged--saw all her own party
+killed--but (in spite of wounds on her face and shoulder) succeeded in
+bearing away the recovered standard. She rode up to the general and his
+staff; she dismounted; she rendered up her prize; and fainted away, much
+less from the blinding blood, than from the tears of joy which dimmed
+her eyes, as the general, waving his sword in admiration over her head,
+pronounced our Kate on the spot an _Alferez_, [Footnote: _Alferez_.
+This rank in the Spanish army is, or was, on a level with the modern
+_sous-lieutenant_ of France.] or standard-bearer, with a commission from
+the King of Spain and the Indies. Bonny Kate! Noble Kate! I would
+there were not two centuries laid between us, so that I might have the
+pleasure of kissing thy fair hand.
+
+Kate had the good sense to see the danger of revealing her sex, or her
+relationship, even to her own brother. The grasp of the Church never
+relaxed, never 'prescribed,' unless freely and by choice. The nun, if
+discovered, would have been taken out of the horse-barracks, or the
+dragoon-saddle. She had the firmness, therefore, for many years, to
+resist the sisterly impulses that sometimes suggested such a confidence.
+For years, and those years the most important of her life--the years
+that developed her character--she lived undetected as a brilliant
+cavalry officer under her brother's patronage. And the bitterest grief
+in poor Kate's whole life, was the tragical (and, were it not fully
+attested, one might say the ultra-scenical,) event that dissolved their
+long connection. Let me spend a word of apology on poor Kate's errors.
+We all commit many; both you and I, reader. No, stop; that's not civil.
+You, reader, I know, are a saint; I am _not_, though very near it. I
+_do_ err at long intervals; and then I think with indulgence of the many
+circumstances that plead for this poor girl. The Spanish armies of that
+day inherited, from the days of Cortez and Pizarro, shining remembrances
+of martial prowess, and the very worst of ethics. To think little of
+bloodshed, to quarrel, to fight, to gamble, to plunder, belonged to the
+very atmosphere of a camp, to its indolence, to its ancient traditions.
+In your own defence, you were obliged to do such things. Besides
+all these grounds of evil, the Spanish army had just there an extra
+demoralization from a war with savages--faithless and bloody. Do not
+think, I beseech you, too much, reader, of killing a man. That word
+'_kill_' is sprinkled over every page of Kate's own autobiography. It
+ought not to be read by the light of these days. Yet, how if a man that
+she killed were----? Hush! It was sad; but is better hurried over in a
+few words. Years after this period, a young officer one day dining with
+Kate, entreated her to become his second in a duel. Such things were
+every-day affairs. However, Kate had reasons for declining the service,
+and did so. But the officer, as he was sullenly departing, said--that,
+if he were killed, (as he thought he _should_ be,) his death would lie
+at Kate's door. I do not take _his_ view of the case, and am not moved
+by his rhetoric or his logic. Kate _was_, and relented. The duel was
+fixed for eleven at night, under the walls of a monastery. Unhappily the
+night proved unusually dark, so that the two principals had to tie white
+handkerchiefs round their elbows, in order to descry each other. In the
+confusion they wounded each other mortally. Upon that, according to a
+usage not peculiar to Spaniards, but extending (as doubtless the reader
+knows) for a century longer to our own countrymen, the two seconds were
+obliged in honor to do something towards avenging their principals. Kate
+had her usual fatal luck. Her sword passed sheer through the body of her
+opponent: this unknown opponent falling dead, had just breath left
+to cry out, 'Ah, villain, you have killed me,' in a voice of horrific
+reproach; and the voice was the voice of her brother!
+
+The monks of the monastery, under whose silent shadows this murderous
+duel had taken place, roused by the clashing of swords and the angry
+shouts of combatants, issued out with torches to find one only of the
+four officers surviving. Every convent and altar had a right of asylum
+for a short period. According to the custom, the monks carried Kate,
+insensible with anguish of mind, to the sanctuary of their chapel. There
+for some days they detained her; but then, having furnished her with a
+horse and some provisions, they turned her adrift. Which way should the
+unhappy fugitive turn? In blindness of heart she turned towards the sea.
+It was the sea that had brought her to Peru; it was the sea that would
+perhaps carry her away. It was the sea that had first showed her this
+land and its golden hopes; it was the sea that ought to hide from her
+its fearful remembrances. The sea it was that had twice spared her life
+in extremities; the sea it was that might now if it chose, take back the
+bauble that it had spared in vain.
+
+
+KATE'S PASSAGE OVER THE ANDES.
+
+Three days our poor heroine followed the coast. Her horse was then
+almost unable to move; and on _his_ account, she turned inland to
+a thicket for grass and shelter. As she drew near to it, a voice
+challenged--'_Who goes there_?' Kate answered, '_Spain_.' '_What
+people_?' '_A friend_.' It was two soldiers, deserters, and almost
+starving. Kate shared her provisions with these men: and, on hearing
+their plan, which was to go over the Cordilleras, she agreed to join the
+party. _Their_ object was the wild one of seeking the river _Dorado_,
+whose waters rolled along golden sands, and whose pebbles were emeralds.
+_Hers_ was to throw herself upon a line the least liable to pursuit, and
+the readiest for a new chapter of life in which oblivion might be found
+for the past. After a few days of incessant climbing and fatigue, they
+found themselves in the regions of perpetual snow. Summer would come as
+vainly to this kingdom of frost as to the grave of her brother. No
+fire, but the fire of human blood in youthful veins, could ever be kept
+burning in these aerial solitudes. Fuel was rarely to be found, and
+kindling a secret hardly known except to Indians. However, our Kate can
+do everything, and she's the girl, if ever girl _did_ such a thing, or
+ever girl did _not_ such a thing, that I back at any odds for crossing
+the Cordilleras. I would bet you something now, reader, if I thought
+you would deposit your stakes by return of post, (as they play at chess
+through the post-office,) that Kate does the trick, that she gets down
+to the other side; that the soldiers do _not_: and that the horse, if
+preserved at all, is preserved in a way that will leave him very little
+to boast of.
+
+The party had gathered wild berries and esculent roots at the foot of
+the mountains, and the horse was of very great use in carrying them. But
+this larder was soon emptied. There was nothing then to carry; so that
+the horse's value, as a beast of burthen, fell cent per cent. In fact,
+very soon he could not carry himself, and it became easy to calculate
+when he would reach the bottom on the wrong side the Cordilleras. He
+took three steps back for one upwards. A council of war being held, the
+small army resolved to slaughter their horse. He, though a member of the
+expedition, had no vote, and if he had the votes would have stood three
+to one--majority, two against him. He was cut into quarters; which
+surprises me; for, unless _one_ quarter was considered his own share,
+it reminds one too much of this amongst the many _facetiae_ of English
+midshipmen, who ask (on any one of their number looking sulky) 'if it is
+his intention to marry and retire from the service upon a superannuation
+of L4 4s. 4 1/2d. a year, paid quarterly by way of bothering the
+purser.' The purser can't do it with the help of farthings. And
+as respects aliquot parts, four shares among three persons are as
+incommensurable as a guinea is against any attempt at giving change
+in half-crowns. However, this was all the preservation that the horse
+found. No saltpetre or sugar could be had: but the frost was antiseptic.
+And the horse was preserved in as useful a sense as ever apricots were
+preserved or strawberries.
+
+On a fire, painfully devised out of broom and withered leaves, a
+horse-steak was dressed, for drink, snow as allowed _a discretion_. This
+ought to have revived the party, and Kate, perhaps, it _did_. But the
+poor deserters were thinly clad, and they had not the boiling heart of
+Catalina. More and more they drooped. Kate did her best to cheer them.
+But the march was nearly at an end for _them_, and they were going
+in one half hour to receive their last billet. Yet, before this
+consummation, they have a strange spectacle to see; such as few places
+could show, but the upper chambers of the Cordilleras. They had reached
+a billowy scene of rocky masses, large and small, looking shockingly
+black on their perpendicular sides as they rose out of the vast snowy
+expanse. Upon the highest of these, that was accessible, Kate mounted
+to look around her, and she saw--oh, rapture at such an hour!--a man
+sitting on a shelf of rock with a gun by his side. She shouted with joy
+to her comrades, and ran down to communicate the joyful news. Here was
+a sportsman, watching, perhaps, for an eagle; and now they would have
+relief. One man's cheek kindled with the hectic of sudden joy, and he
+rose eagerly to march. The other was fast sinking under the fatal sleep
+that frost sends before herself as her merciful minister of death; but
+hearing in his dream the tidings of relief, and assisted by his friends,
+he also staggeringly arose. It could not be three minutes' walk, Kate
+thought, to the station of the sportsman. That thought supported them
+all. Under Kate's guidance, who had taken a sailor's glance at the
+bearings, they soon unthreaded the labyrinth of rocks so far as to bring
+the man within view. He had not left his resting-place; their steps on
+the soundless snow, naturally, he could not hear; and, as their road
+brought them upon him from the rear, still less could he see them. Kate
+hailed him; but so keenly was he absorbed in some speculation, or in the
+object of his watching, that he took no notice of them, not even moving
+his head. Kate began to think there would be another man to rouse from
+sleep. Coming close behind him, she touched his shoulder, and said, 'My
+friend, are you sleeping?' Yes, he _was_ sleeping; sleeping the sleep
+from which there is no awaking; and the slight touch of Kate having
+disturbed the equilibrium of the corpse, down it rolled on the snow:
+the frozen body rang like a hollow iron cylinder; the face uppermost and
+blue with mould, mouth open, teeth ghastly and bleaching in the frost,
+and a frightful grin upon the lips. This dreadful spectacle finished the
+struggles of the weaker man, who sank and died at once. The other made
+an effort with so much spirit, that, in Kate's opinion, horror had acted
+upon him beneficially as a stimulant. But it was not really so. It was
+a spasm of morbid strength; a collapse succeeded; his blood began to
+freeze; he sat down in spite of Kate, and _he_ also died without further
+struggle. Gone are the poor suffering deserters; stretched and bleaching
+upon the snow; and insulted discipline is avenged. Great kings have long
+arms; and sycophants are ever at hand for the errand of the potent. What
+had frost and snow to do with the quarrel? Yet _they_ made themselves
+sycophantic servants of the King of Spain; and _they_ dogged his
+deserters up to the summit of the Cordilleras, more surely than any
+Spanish bloodhound, or any Spanish tirailleur's bullet.
+
+Now is our Kate standing alone on the summits of the Andes, in solitude
+that is shocking, for she is alone with her own afflicted conscience.
+Twice before she had stood in solitude as deep upon the wild--wild
+waters of the Pacific; but her conscience had been then untroubled. Now,
+is there nobody left that can help; her horse is dead--the soldiers are
+dead. There is nobody that she can speak to except God; and very soon
+you will find that she _does_ speak to him; for already on these vast
+aerial deserts He has been whispering to _her_. The condition of Kate is
+exactly that of Coleridge's '_Ancient Mariner_.' But possibly, reader,
+you may be amongst the many careless readers that have never fully
+understood what that condition was. Suffer me to enlighten you, else you
+ruin the story of the mariner; and by losing all its pathos, lose half
+the jewels of its beauty.
+
+There are three readers of the 'Ancient Mariner.' The first is gross
+enough to fancy all the imagery of the mariner's visions delivered by
+the poet for actual facts of experience; which being impossible, the
+whole pulverizes, for that reader, into a baseless fairy tale. The
+second reader is wiser than _that_; he knows that the imagery is _not_
+baseless; it is the imagery of febrile delirium; really seen, but not
+seen as an external reality. The mariner had caught the pestilential
+fever, which carried off all his mates; he only had survived--the
+delirium had vanished; but the visions that had haunted the delirium
+remained. 'Yes,' says the third reader, 'they remained; naturally they
+did, being scorched by fever into his brain; but how did they happen to
+remain on his belief as gospel truths? The delirium had vanished:
+why had not the painted scenery of the delirium vanished, except as
+visionary memorials of a sorrow that was cancelled? Why was it that
+craziness settled upon this mariner's brain, driving him, as if he were
+a Cain, or another Wandering Jew, to 'pass like night--from land
+to land;' and, at uncertain intervals, wrenching him until he made
+rehearsal of his errors, even at the hard price of 'holding children
+from their play, and old men from the chimney corner?' [Footnote: The
+beautiful words of Sir Philip Sidney, in his '_Defense of Poesie_.']
+That craziness, as the _third reader_ deciphers, rose out of a deeper
+soil than any bodily affection. It had its root in penitential sorrow.
+Oh, bitter is the sorrow to a conscientious heart, when, too late, it
+discovers the depth of a love that has been trampled under foot! This
+mariner had slain the creature that, on all the earth, loved him best.
+In the darkness of his cruel superstition he had done it, to save his
+human brothers from a fancied inconvenience; and yet, by that very act
+of cruelty, he had himself called destruction upon their heads. The
+Nemesis that followed punished _him_ through _them_--him, that wronged,
+through those that wrongfully he sought to benefit. That spirit who
+watches over the sanctities of love is a strong angel--is a jealous
+angel; and this angel it was
+
+ 'That lov'd the bird, that lov'd the man,
+ That shot him with his bow.'
+
+He it was that followed the cruel archer into silent and slumbering
+seas;
+
+ 'Nine fathom deep he had follow'd him
+ Through the realms of mist and snow.'
+
+This jealous angel it was that pursued the man into noon-day darkness,
+and the vision of dying oceans, into delirium, and finally, (when
+recovered from disease) into an unsettled mind.
+
+Such, also, had been the offence of Kate; such, also was the punishment
+that now is dogging her steps. She, like the mariner, had slain the one
+sole creature that loved her upon the whole wide earth; she, like the
+mariner, for this offence, had been hunted into frost and snow--very
+soon will be hunted into delirium; and from _that_ (if she escapes with
+life) will be hunted into the trouble of a heart that cannot rest.
+There was the excuse of one darkness for _her_; there was the excuse of
+another darkness for the mariner. But, with all the excuses that earth,
+and the darkness of earth, can furnish, bitter it would be for you or
+me, reader, through every hour of life, waking or dreaming, to look back
+upon one fatal moment when we had pierced the heart that would have died
+for us. In this only the darkness had been merciful to Kate--that it had
+hidden for ever from her victim the hand that slew him. But now in such
+utter solitude, her thoughts ran back to their earliest interview. She
+remembered with anguish, how, on first touching the shores of America,
+almost the very first word that met her ear had been from _him_, the
+brother whom she had killed, about the 'Pussy' of times long past; how
+the gallant young man had hung upon her words, as in her native Basque
+she described her own mischievous little self, of twelve years back; how
+his color went and came, whilst his loving memory of the little sister
+was revived by her own descriptive traits, giving back, as in a mirror,
+the fawn-like grace, the squirrel-like restlessness, that once had
+kindled his own delighted laughter; how he would take no denial, but
+showed on the spot, that, simply to have touched--to have kissed--to
+have played with the little wild thing, that glorified, by her
+innocence, the gloom of St. Sebastian's cloisters, gave a _right_ to his
+hospitality; how, through _him_ only, she had found a welcome in camps;
+how, through _him_, she had found the avenue to honor and distinction.
+And yet this brother, so loving and generous, it was that she had
+dismissed from life. She paused; she turned round, as if looking back
+for his grave; she saw the dreadful wildernesses of snow which already
+she had traversed.
+
+Silent they were at this season, even as in the panting heats of noon,
+the Zaarrahs of the torrid zone are oftentimes silent. Dreadful was the
+silence; it was the nearest thing to the silence of the grave. Graves
+were at the foot of the Andes, _that_ she knew too well; graves were at
+the summit of the Andes, _that_ she saw too well. And, as she gazed, a
+sudden thought flashed upon her, when her eyes settled upon the corpses
+of the poor deserters--could she, like _them_, have been all this while
+unconsciously executing judgment upon herself? Running from a wrath that
+was doubtful, into the very jaws of a wrath that was inexorable? Flying
+in panic--and behold! there was no man that pursued? For the first time
+in her life, Kate trembled. _Not_ for the first time, Kate wept. Far
+less for the first time was it, that Kate bent her knee--that Kate
+clasped her hands--that Kate prayed. But it _was_ the first time that
+she prayed as _they_ pray, for whom no more hope is left but in prayer.
+
+Here let me pause a moment for the sake of making somebody angry. A
+Frenchman, who sadly misjudges Kate, looking at her through a Parisian
+opera-glass, gives it as _his_ opinion--that, because Kate first
+_records_ her prayer on this occasion, therefore, now first of all she
+prayed. _I_ think not so. _I_ love this Kate, blood-stained as she is;
+and I could not love a woman that never bent her knee in thankfulness or
+in supplication. However, we have all a right to our own little opinion;
+and it is not you, '_mon cher_,' you Frenchman, that I am angry with,
+but somebody else that stands behind you. You, Frenchman, and your
+compatriots, I love oftentimes for your festal gaiety of heart; and I
+quarrel only with your levity and that eternal worldliness that freezes
+too fiercely--that absolutely blisters with its frost--like the upper
+air of the Andes. _You_ speak of Kate only as too readily you speak of
+all women; the instinct of a natural scepticism being to scoff at all
+hidden depths of truth. Else you are civil enough to Kate; and your
+'_homage_' (such as it may happen to be) is always at the service of a
+woman on the shortest notice. But behind _you_, I see a worse fellow;
+a gloomy fanatic; a religious sycophant that seeks to propitiate his
+circle by bitterness against the offences that are most unlike his own.
+And against him, I must say one word for Kate to the too hasty reader.
+This villain, whom I mark for a shot if he does not get out of the
+way, opens his fire on our Kate under shelter of a lie. For there is a
+standing lie in the very constitution of civil society, a _necessity_
+of error, misleading us as to the proportions of crime. Mere necessity
+obliges man to create many acts into felonies, and to punish them as the
+heaviest offences, which his better sense teaches him secretly to regard
+as perhaps among the lightest. Those poor deserters, for instance, were
+they necessarily without excuse? They might have been oppressively used;
+but in critical times of war, no matter for the individual palliations,
+the deserter from his colors _must_ be shot: there is no help for it:
+as in extremities of general famine, we shoot the man (alas! we are
+_obliged_ to shoot him) that is found robbing the common stores in order
+to feed his own perishing children, though the offence is hardly visible
+in the sight of God. Only blockheads adjust their scale of guilt to
+the scale of human punishments. Now, our wicked friend the fanatic, who
+calumniates Kate, abuses the advantage which, for such a purpose, he
+derives from the exaggerated social estimate of all violence. Personal
+security being so main an object of social union, we are obliged to
+frown upon all modes of violence as hostile to the central principle
+of that union. We are _obliged_ to rate it, according to the universal
+results towards which it tends, and scarcely at all, according to the
+special condition of circumstances, in which it may originate. Hence
+a horror arises for that class of offences, which is (philosophically
+speaking) exaggerated; and by daily use, the ethics of a police-office
+translate themselves, insensibly, into the ethics even of religious
+people. But I tell that sycophantish fanatic--not this only, viz., that
+he abuses unfairly, against Kate, the advantage which he has from the
+_inevitably_ distorted bias of society; but also, I tell him this second
+little thing, viz., that upon turning away the glass from that one
+obvious aspect of Kate's character, her too fiery disposition to
+vindicate all rights by violence, and viewing her in relation
+to _general_ religious capacities, she was a thousand times more
+promisingly endowed than himself. It is impossible to be noble in many
+things, without having many points of contact with true religion. If you
+deny _that_ you it is that calumniate religion. Kate _was_ noble in many
+things. Her worst errors never took a shape of self-interest or deceit.
+She was brave, she was generous, she was forgiving, she bore no malice,
+she was full of truth--qualities that God loves either in man or woman.
+She hated sycophants and dissemblers. _I_ hate them; and more than ever
+at this moment on her behalf. I wish she were but here--to give a punch
+on the head to that fellow who traduces her. And, coming round again
+to the occasion from which this short digression has started, viz., the
+question raised by the Frenchman--whether Kate were a person likely to
+_pray_ under other circumstances than those of extreme danger? I offer
+it as _my_ opinion that she was. Violent people are not always such from
+choice, but perhaps from situation. And, though the circumstances of
+Kate's position allowed her little means for realizing her own wishes,
+it is certain that those wishes pointed continually to peace and an
+unworldly happiness, if _that_ were possible. The stormy clouds that
+enveloped her in camps, opened overhead at intervals--showing her a far
+distant blue serene. She yearned, at many times, for the rest which is
+not in camps or armies; and it is certain, that she ever combined with
+any plans or day-dreams of tranquillity, as their most essential ally,
+some aid derived from that dovelike religion which, at St. Sebastian's,
+as an infant and through girlhood, she had been taught so profoundly to
+adore.
+
+Now, let us rise from this discussion of Kate against libellers, as Kate
+herself is rising from prayer, and consider, in conjunction with _her_,
+the character and promise of that dreadful ground which lies immediately
+before her. What is to be thought of it? I could wish we had a
+theodolite here, and a spirit-level, and other instruments, for settling
+some important questions. Yet no: on consideration, if one _had_ a wish
+allowed by that kind fairy, without whose assistance it would be quite
+impossible to send, even for the spirit-level, nobody would throw away
+the wish upon things so paltry. I would not put the fairy upon any such
+errand: I would order the good creature to bring no spirit-level, but a
+stiff glass of spirits for Kate--a palanquin, and relays of fifty stout
+bearers--all drunk, in order that they might not feel the cold. The
+main interest at this moment, and the main difficulty--indeed, the 'open
+question' of the case--was, to ascertain whether the ascent were yet
+accomplished or not; and when would the descent commence? or had it,
+perhaps, long commenced? The character of the ground, in those immediate
+successions that could be connected by the eye, decided nothing; for the
+undulations of the level had been so continual for miles, as to perplex
+any eye but an engineer's, in attempting to judge whether, upon the
+whole, the tendency were upwards or downwards. Possibly it was yet
+neither way; it is, indeed, probable, that Kate had been for some time
+travelling along a series of terraces, that traversed the whole breadth
+of the topmost area at that point of crossing the Cordilleras, and which
+perhaps, but not certainly, compensated any casual tendencies downwards
+by corresponding reascents. Then came the question--how long would these
+terraces yet continue? and had the ascending parts _really_ balanced
+the descending?--upon _that_ seemed to rest the final chance for Kate.
+Because, unless she very soon reached a lower level, and a warmer
+atmosphere, mere weariness would oblige her to lie down, under a
+fierceness of cold, that would not suffer her to rise after once losing
+the warmth of motion; or, inversely, if she even continued in motion,
+mere extremity of cold would, of itself, speedily absorb the little
+surplus energy for moving, which yet remained unexhausted by weariness.
+
+At this stage of her progress, and whilst the agonizing question seemed
+yet as indeterminate as ever, Kate's struggle with despair, which had
+been greatly soothed by the fervor of her prayer, revolved upon her in
+deadlier blackness. All turned, she saw, upon a race against time, and
+the arrears of the road; and she, poor thing! how little qualified could
+_she_ be, in such a condition, for a race of any kind; and against two
+such obstinate brutes as time and space! This hour of the progress,
+this noontide of Kate's struggle, must have been the very crisis of
+the whole. Despair was rapidly tending to ratify itself. Hope, in any
+degree, would be a cordial for sustaining her efforts. But to flounder
+along a dreadful chaos of snow-drifts, or snow-chasms, towards a point
+of rock, which, being turned, should expose only another interminable
+succession of the same character--might _that_ be endured by ebbing
+spirits, by stiffening limbs, by the ghastly darkness that was now
+beginning to gather upon the inner eye? And, if once despair became
+triumphant, all the little arrear of physical strength would collapse at
+once.
+
+Oh! verdure of human fields, cottages of men and women, (that now
+suddenly seemed all brothers and sisters,) cottages with children around
+them at play, that are so far below--oh! summer and spring, flowers
+and blossoms, to which, as to _his_ symbols, God has given the gorgeous
+privilege of rehearsing for ever upon earth his most mysterious
+perfection--Life, and the resurrections of Life--is it indeed true, that
+poor Kate must never see you more? Mutteringly she put that question
+to herself. But strange are the caprices of ebb and flow in the deep
+fountains of human sensibilities. At this very moment, when the utter
+incapacitation of despair was gathering fast at Kate's heart, a sudden
+lightening shot far into her spirit, a reflux almost supernatural, from
+the earliest effects of her prayer. A thought had struck her all at
+once, and this thought prompted her immediately to turn round. Perhaps
+it was in some blind yearning after the only memorials of life in this
+frightful region, that she fixed her eye upon a point of hilly ground by
+which she identified the spot near which the three corpses were lying.
+The silence seemed deeper than ever. Neither was there any phantom
+memorial of life for the eye or for the ear, nor wing of bird, nor echo,
+nor green leaf, nor creeping thing, that moved or stirred, upon the
+soundless waste. Oh, what a relief to this burthen of silence would be a
+human groan! Here seemed a motive for still darker despair. And yet, at
+that very moment, a pulse of joy began to thaw the ice at her heart. It
+struck her, as she reviewed the ground, that undoubtedly it had been for
+some time slowly descending. Her senses were much dulled by suffering;
+but this thought it was, suggested by a sudden apprehension of a
+continued descending movement, which had caused her to turn round.
+Sight had confirmed the suggestion first derived from her own steps. The
+distance attained was now sufficient to establish the tendency. Oh, yes,
+yes, to a certainty she had been descending for some time. Frightful was
+the spasm of joy which whispered that the worst was over. It was as when
+the shadow of midnight, that murderers had relied on, is passing away
+from your beleagured shelter, and dawn will soon be manifest. It was
+as when a flood, that all day long has raved against the walls of your
+house, has ceased (you suddenly think) to rise; yes! measured by a
+golden plummet, it _is_ sinking beyond a doubt, and the darlings of
+your household are saved. Kate faced round in agitation to her proper
+direction. She saw, what previously, in her stunning confusion, she had
+_not_ seen, that, hardly two stones' throw in advance, lay a mass
+of rock, split as into a gateway. Through that opening it now became
+probable that the road was lying. Hurrying forward, she passed within
+the natural gates. Gates of paradise they were. Ah, what a vista
+did that gateway expose before her dazzled eye? what a revelation of
+heavenly promise? Full two miles long, stretched a long narrow glen,
+everywhere descending, and in many parts rapidly. All was now placed
+beyond a doubt. She _was_ descending--for hours, perhaps, _had_ been
+descending insensibly, the mighty staircase. Yes, Kate is leaving behind
+her the kingdom of frost and the victories of death. Two miles farther
+there may be rest, if there is not shelter. And very soon, as the crest
+of her new-born happiness, she distinguished at the other end of that
+rocky vista, a pavilion-shaped mass of dark green foliage--a belt of
+trees, such as we see in the lovely parks of England, but islanded by
+a screen (though not everywhere occupied by the usurpations) of a thick
+bushy undergrowth. Oh, verdure of dark olive foliage, offered suddenly
+to fainting eyes, as if by some winged patriarchal herald of wrath
+relenting--solitary Arab's tent, rising with saintly signals of peace,
+in the dreadful desert, must Kate indeed die even yet, whilst she
+sees but cannot reach you? Outpost on the frontier of man's dominions,
+standing within life, but looking out upon everlasting death, wilt thou
+hold up the anguish of thy mocking invitation, only to betray? Never,
+perhaps, in this world was the line so exquisitely grazed, that parts
+salvation and ruin. As the dove to her dove-cot from the swooping
+hawk--as the Christian pinnace to Christian batteries, from the bloody
+Mahometan corsair, so flew--so tried to fly towards the anchoring
+thickets, that, alas! could not weigh their anchors and make sail to
+meet her--the poor exhausted Kate from the vengeance of pursuing frost.
+
+And she reached them; staggering, fainting, reeling, she entered beneath
+the canopy of umbrageous trees. But, as oftentimes, the Hebrew fugitive
+to a city of refuge, flying for his life before the avenger of blood,
+was pressed so hotly that, on entering the archway of what seemed to
+_him_ the heavenly city-gate, as he kneeled in deep thankfulness to kiss
+its holy merciful shadow, he could not rise again, but sank instantly
+with infant weakness into sleep--sometimes to wake no more; so sank, so
+collapsed upon the ground, without power to choose her couch, and with
+little prospect of ever rising again to her feet, the martial nun. She
+lay as luck had ordered it, with her head screened by the undergrowth
+of bushes, from any gales that might arise; she lay exactly as she sank,
+with her eyes up to heaven; and thus it was that the nun saw, before
+falling asleep, the two sights that upon earth are fittest for the
+closing eyes of a nun, whether destined to open again, or to close for
+ever. She saw the interlacing of boughs overhead forming a dome, that
+seemed like the dome of a cathedral. She saw through the fretwork of the
+foliage, another dome, far beyond, the dome of an evening sky, the dome
+of some heavenly cathedral, not built with hands. She saw upon this
+upper dome the vesper lights, all alive with pathetic grandeur of
+coloring from a sunset that had just been rolling down like a chorus.
+She had not, till now, consciously observed the time of day; whether it
+were morning, or whether it were afternoon, in her confusion she had not
+distinctly known. But now she whispered to herself--'_It is evening_:'
+and what lurked half unconsciously in these words might be--'The sun,
+that rejoices, has finished his daily toil; man, that labors, has
+finished _his_; I, that suffer, have finished mine.' That might be what
+she thought, but what she _said_ was--'It is evening; and the hour is
+come when the _Angelus_ is sounding through St. Sebastian.' What made
+her think of St. Sebastian, so far away in depths of space and time? Her
+brain was wandering, now that her feet were _not_; and, because her eyes
+had descended from the heavenly to the earthly dome, _that_ made
+her think of earthly cathedrals, and of cathedral choirs, and of St.
+Sebastian's chapel, with its silvery bells that carried the _Angelus_
+far into mountain recesses. Perhaps, as her wanderings increased, she
+thought herself back in childhood; became 'pussy' once again; fancied
+that all since then was a frightful dream; that she was not upon the
+dreadful Andes, but still kneeling in the holy chapel at vespers; still
+innocent as then; loved as then she had been loved; and that all men
+were liars, who said her hand was ever stained with blood. Little enough
+is mentioned of the delusions which possessed her; but that little gives
+a key to the impulse which her palpitating heart obeyed, and which her
+rambling brain for ever reproduced in multiplying mirrors. Restlessness
+kept her in waking dreams for a brief half hour. But then, fever and
+delirium would wait no longer; the killing exhaustion would no longer be
+refused; the fever, the delirium, and the exhaustion, swept in together
+with power like an army with banners; and the nun ceased through the
+gathering twilight any more to watch the cathedrals of earth, or the
+more solemn cathedrals that rose in the heavens above.
+
+All night long she slept in her verdurous St. Bernard's hospice without
+awaking, and whether she would _ever_ awake seemed to depend upon
+an accident. The slumber that towered above her brain was like that
+fluctuating silvery column which stands in scientific tubes sinking,
+rising, deepening, lightening, contracting, expanding; or like the mist
+that sits, through sultry afternoons, upon the river of the American
+St. Peter, sometimes rarefying for minutes into sunny gauze, sometimes
+condensing for hours into palls of funeral darkness. You fancy that,
+after twelve hours of _any_ sleep, she must have been refreshed; better
+at least than she was last night. Ah! but sleep is not always sent upon
+missions of refreshment. Sleep is sometimes the secret chamber in which
+death arranges his machinery. Sleep is sometimes that deep mysterious
+atmosphere, in which the human spirit is slowly unsettling its wings for
+flight from earthly tenements. It is now eight o'clock in the morning;
+and, to all appearance, if Kate should receive no aid before noon, when
+next the sun is departing to his rest, Kate will be departing to hers;
+when next the sun is holding out his golden Christian signal to man,
+that the hour is come for letting his anger go down, Kate will be
+sleeping away for ever into the arms of brotherly forgiveness.
+
+What is wanted just now for Kate, supposing Kate herself to be wanted
+by this world, is, that this world would be kind enough to send her a
+little brandy before it is too late. The simple truth was, and a truth
+which I have known to take place in more ladies than Kate, who died
+or did _not_ die, accordingly, as they had or had not an adviser like
+myself, capable of giving so sound an opinion, that the jewelly star of
+life had descended too far down the arch towards setting, for any chance
+of re-ascending by _spontaneous_ effort. The fire was still burning
+in secret, but needed to be rekindled by potent artificial breath. It
+lingered, and _might_ linger, but would never culminate again without
+some stimulus from earthly vineyards. [Footnote: Though not exactly in
+the same circumstances as Kate, or sleeping, _a la belle etoile_, on
+a declivity of the Andes, I have known (or heard circumstantially
+reported) the cases of many ladies besides Kate, who were in precisely
+the same critical danger of perishing for want of a little brandy.
+A dessert spoonful or two would have saved them. Avaunt! you wicked
+'Temperance' medallist! repent as fast as ever you can, or, perhaps the
+next time we hear of you, _anasarca_ and _hydro-thorax_ will be running
+after you to punish your shocking excesses in water. Seriously, the
+case is one of constant recurrence, and constantly ending fatally from
+_unseasonable_ and pedantic rigor of temperance. The fact is, that the
+medical profession composes the most generous and liberal body of
+men amongst us; taken generally, by much the most enlightened; but
+professionally, the most timid. Want of boldness in the administration
+of opium, &c., though they can be bold enough with mercury, is their
+besetting infirmity. And from this infirmity females suffer most.
+One instance I need hardly mention, the fatal case of an august lady,
+mourned by nations, with respect to whom it was, and is, the belief of
+multitudes to this hour (well able to judge), that she would have been
+saved by a glass of brandy; and her attendant, who shot himself, came to
+think so too late--too late for _her_, and too late for himself. Amongst
+many cases of the same nature, which personally I have been acquainted
+with, twenty years ago, a man, illustrious for his intellectual
+accomplishments, mentioned to me that his own wife, during her first or
+second confinement, was suddenly reported to him, by one of her female
+attendants, (who slipped away unobserved by the medical people,) as
+undoubtedly sinking fast. He hurried to her chamber, and _saw_ that it
+was so. The presiding medical authority, however, was inexorable. 'Oh,
+by no means,' shaking his ambrosial wig, 'any stimulant at this
+crisis would be fatal.' But no authority could overrule the concurrent
+testimony of all symptoms, and of all unprofessional opinions. By some
+pious falsehood my friend smuggled the doctor out of the room, and
+immediately smuggled a glass of brandy into the poor lady's lips. She
+recovered with magical power. The doctor is now dead, and went to his
+grave under the delusive persuasion--that not any vile glass of brandy,
+but the stern refusal of all brandy, was the thing that saved his
+collapsing patient. The patient herself, who might naturally know
+something of the matter, was of a different opinion. She sided with the
+factious body around her bed, (comprehending all beside the doctor,) who
+felt sure that death was rapidly approaching, _barring_ that brandy.
+The same result in the same appalling crisis, I have known repeatedly
+produced by twenty-five drops of laudanum. An obstinate man will
+say--'Oh, never listen to a non-medical man like this writer. Consult in
+such a case your medical adviser.' You will, will you? Then let me tell
+you, that you are missing the very logic of all I have been saying for
+the improvement of blockheads, which is--that you should consult any man
+_but_ a medical man, since no other man has any obstinate prejudice of
+professional timidity. N. B.--I prescribe for Kate _gratis_, because
+she, poor thing! has so little to give. But from other ladies, who may
+have the happiness to benefit by my advice, I expect a fee--not so large
+a one considering the service--a flowering plant, suppose the _second_
+best in their collection. I know it would be of no use to ask for the
+_very_ best, (which else I could wish to do,) because that would only be
+leading them into little fibs. I don't insist on a _Yucca gloriosa_, or
+a _Magnolia speciosissima_, (I hope there _is_ such a plant)--a rose or
+a violet will do. I am sure there is such a plant as that. And if they
+settle their debts justly, I shall very soon be master of the prettiest
+little conservatory in England. For, treat it not as a jest, reader;
+no case of timid practice is so fatally frequent.] Kate was ever lucky,
+though ever unfortunate; and the world, being of my opinion that Kate
+was worth saving, made up its mind about half-past eight o'clock in the
+morning to save her. Just at that time, when the night was over, and its
+sufferings were hidden--in one of those intermitting gleams that for
+a moment or two lightened the clouds of her slumber, Kate's dull ear
+caught a sound that for years had spoken a familiar language to _her_.
+What was it? It was the sound, though muffled and deadened, like the
+ear that heard it, of horsemen advancing. Interpreted by the tumultuous
+dreams of Kate, was it the cavalry of Spain, at whose head so often she
+had charged the bloody Indian scalpers? Was it, according to the legend
+of ancient days, cavalry that had been sown by her brother's blood,
+cavalry that rose from the ground on an inquest of retribution, and were
+racing up the Andes to seize her? Her dreams that had opened sullenly to
+the sound waited for no answer, but closed again into pompous darkness.
+Happily, the horsemen had caught the glimpse of some bright ornament,
+clasp, or aiguillette, on Kate's dress. They were hunters and foresters
+from below; servants in the household of a beneficent lady; and in some
+pursuit of flying game had wandered beyond their ordinary limits. Struck
+by the sudden scintillation from Kate's dress played upon by the morning
+sun, they rode up to the thicket. Great was their surprise, great their
+pity, to see a young officer in uniform stretched within the bushes upon
+the ground, and perhaps dying. Borderers from childhood on this dreadful
+frontier, sacred to winter and death, they understood the case at once.
+They dismounted: and with the tenderness of women, raising the poor
+frozen cornet in their arms, washed her temples with brandy, whilst one,
+at intervals, suffered a few drops to trickle within her lips. As the
+restoration of a warm bed was now most likely to be successful, they
+lifted the helpless stranger upon a horse, walking on each side with
+supporting arms. Once again our Kate is in the saddle; once again a
+Spanish Caballador. But Kate's bridle-hand is deadly cold. And her
+spurs, that she had never unfastened since leaving the monastic asylum,
+hung as idle as the flapping sail that fills unsteadily with the breeze
+upon a stranded ship.
+
+This procession had some miles to go, and over difficult ground; but at
+length it reached the forest-like park and the chateau of the wealthy
+proprietress. Kate was still half-frozen and speechless, except at
+intervals. Heavens! can this corpse-like, languishing young woman, be
+the Kate that once, in her radiant girlhood, rode with a handful of
+comrades into a column of two thousand enemies, that saw her comrades
+die, that persisted when all were dead, that tore from the heart of
+all resistance the banner of her native Spain? Chance and change have
+'written strange defeatures in her face.' Much is changed; but some
+things are not changed: there is still kindness that overflows with
+pity: there is still helplessness that asks for this pity without a
+voice: she is now received by a Senora, not less kind than that maternal
+aunt, who, on the night of her birth, first welcomed her to a loving
+home; and she, the heroine of Spain, is herself as helpless now as that
+little lady who, then at ten minutes of age, was kissed and blessed by
+all the household of St. Sebastian.
+
+Let us suppose Kate placed in a warm bed. Let us suppose her in a few
+hours recovering steady consciousness; in a few days recovering some
+power of self-support; in a fortnight able to seek the gay saloon,
+where the Senora was sitting alone, and rendering thanks, with that
+deep sincerity which ever characterized our wild-hearted Kate, for the
+critical services received from that lady and her establishment.
+
+This lady, a widow, was what the French call a _metisse_, the Spaniards
+a _mestizza_; that is, the daughter of a genuine Spaniard, and an Indian
+mother. I shall call her simply a _creole_, [Footnote: 'Creole.'--At
+that time the infusion of negro or African blood was small.
+Consequently none of the negro hideousness was diffused. After these
+intercomplexities had arisen between all complications of descent from
+three original strands, European, American, African, the distinctions
+of social consideration founded on them bred names so many, that a
+court calendar was necessary to keep you from blundering. As yet,
+the varieties were few. Meantime, the word _creole_ has always been
+misapplied in our English colonies to a person (though of strictly
+European blood,) simply because _born_ in the West Indies. In this
+English use, it expresses the same difference as the Romans indicated by
+_Hispanus_ and _Hispanicus_. The first meant a person of Spanish blood,
+a native of Spain; the second, a Roman born in Spain. So of _Germanus_
+and _Germanicus_, _Italus_ and _Italicus_, _Anglus_ and _Anglicus_, &c.;
+an important distinction, on which see Casaubon _apud Scriptores.
+Hist. Augustan._] which will indicate her want of pure Spanish blood
+sufficiently to explain her deference for those who had it. She was a
+kind, liberal woman; rich rather more than needed where there were no
+opera boxes to rent--a widow about fifty years old in the wicked world's
+account, some forty-four in her own; and happy, above all, in the
+possession of a most lovely daughter, whom even the wicked world did
+not accuse of more than sixteen years. This daughter, Juana, was--But
+stop--let her open the door of the saloon in which the Senora and the
+cornet are conversing, and speak for herself. She did so, after an hour
+had passed; which length of time, to _her_ that never had any business
+whatever in her innocent life, seemed sufficient to settle the business
+of the old world and the new. Had Pietro Diaz (as Catalina now called
+herself) been really a Peter, and not a sham Peter, what a vision of
+loveliness would have rushed upon his sensibilities as the door
+opened! Do not expect me to describe her, for which, however, there are
+materials extant, sleeping in archives, where they have slept for two
+hundred and twenty years. It is enough that she is reported to
+have united the stately tread of Andalusian women with the innocent
+voluptuousness of Peruvian eyes. As to her complexion and figure, be it
+known that Juana's father was a gentleman from Grenada, having in his
+veins the grandest blood of all this earth, blood of Goths and Vandals,
+tainted (for which Heaven be thanked!) twice over with blood of
+Arabs--once through Moors, once through Jews; [Footnote: It is well
+known, that the very reason why the Spanish of all nations became the
+most gloomily jealous of a Jewish cross in the pedigree, was because,
+until the vigilance of the Church rose into ferocity, in no nation was
+such a cross so common. The hatred of fear is ever the deepest. And men
+hated the Jewish taint, as once in Jerusalem they hated the leprosy,
+because even whilst they raved against it, the secret proofs of it might
+be detected amongst their own kindred, even as in the Temple, whilst
+once a king rose in mutiny against the priesthood, (2 Chron. xxvi
+16-20,) suddenly the leprosy that dethroned him, blazed out upon his
+forehead.] whilst from her grandmother, Juana drew the deep subtle
+melancholy and the beautiful contours of limb which belong to the Indian
+race--a race destined silently and slowly to fade from the earth. No
+awkwardness was or could be in this antelope, when gliding with forest
+grace into the room--no town-bred shame--nothing but the unaffected
+pleasure of one who wishes to speak a fervent welcome, but knows not if
+she ought--the astonishment of a Miranda, bred in utter solitude, when
+first beholding a princely Ferdinand--and just so much reserve as to
+remind you, that if Catalina thought fit to dissemble her sex, she
+did _not_. And consider, reader, if you look back and are a great
+arithmetician, that whilst the Senora had only fifty per cent of Spanish
+blood, Juana had seventy-five; so that her Indian melancholy after all
+was swallowed up for the present by her Vandal, by her Arab, by her
+Spanish fire.
+
+Catalina, seared as she was by the world, has left it evident in her
+memoirs that she was touched more than she wished to be by this
+innocent child. Juana formed a brief lull for Catalina in her too stormy
+existence. And if for _her_ in this life the sweet reality of a sister
+had been possible, here was the sister she would have chosen. On the
+other hand, what might Juana think of the cornet? To have been thrown
+upon the kind hospitalities of her native home, to have been rescued
+by her mother's servants from that fearful death which, lying but a few
+miles off, had filled her nursery with traditionary tragedies,--_that_
+was sufficient to create an interest in the stranger. But his bold
+martial demeanor, his yet youthful style of beauty, his frank manners,
+his animated conversation that reported a hundred contests with
+suffering and peril, wakened for the first time her admiration. Men she
+had never seen before, except menial servants, or a casual priest. But
+here was a gentleman, young like herself, that rode in the cavalry of
+Spain--that carried the banner of the only potentate whom Peruvians knew
+of--the King of the Spains and the Indies--that had doubled Cape Horn,
+that had crossed the Andes, that had suffered shipwreck, that had rocked
+upon fifty storms, and had wrestled for life through fifty battles.
+
+The reader knows all that followed. The sisterly love which Catalina
+did really feel for this young mountaineer was inevitably misconstrued.
+Embarrassed, but not able, from sincere affection, or almost in bare
+propriety, to refuse such expressions of feeling as corresponded to the
+artless and involuntary kindnesses of the ingenuous Juana, one day the
+cornet was surprised by mamma in the act of encircling her daughter's
+waist with his martial arm, although waltzing was premature by at least
+two centuries in Peru. She taxed him instantly with dishonorably abusing
+her confidence. The cornet made but a bad defence. He muttered something
+about '_fraternal affection_,' about 'esteem,' and a great deal of
+metaphysical words that are destined to remain untranslated in their
+original Spanish. The good Senora, though she could boast only of
+forty-four years' experience, was not altogether to be '_had_' in that
+fashion--she was as learned as if she had been fifty, and she brought
+matters to a speedy crisis. 'You are a Spaniard,' she said, 'a
+gentleman, therefore; _remember_ that you are a gentleman. This very
+night, if your intentions are not serious, quit my house. Go to Tucuman;
+you shall command my horses and servants; but stay no longer to increase
+the sorrow that already you will have left behind you. My daughter loves
+you. That is sorrow enough, if you are trifling with us. But, if not,
+and you also love _her_, and can be happy in our solitary mode of life,
+stay with us--stay for ever. Marry Juana with my free consent. I ask not
+for wealth. Mine is sufficient for you both.' The cornet protested
+that the honor was one never contemplated by _him_--that it was too
+great--that--. But, of course, reader, you know that 'gammon' flourishes
+in Peru, amongst the silver mines, as well as in some more boreal lands
+that produce little better than copper and tin. 'Tin,' however, has its
+uses. The delighted Senora overruled all objections, great and small;
+and she confirmed Juana's notion that the business of two worlds could
+be transacted in an hour, by settling her daughter's future happiness in
+exactly twenty minutes. The poor, weak Catalina, not acting now in any
+spirit of recklessness, grieving sincerely for the gulf that was opening
+before her, and yet shrinking effeminately from the momentary shock
+that would be inflicted by a firm adherence to her duty, clinging to the
+anodyne of a short delay, allowed herself to be installed as the
+lover of Juana. Considerations of convenience, however, postponed the
+marriage. It was requisite to make various purchases; and for this, it
+was requisite to visit Tucuman, where, also, the marriage ceremony could
+be performed with more circumstantial splendor. To Tucuman, therefore,
+after some weeks' interval, the whole party repaired. And at Tucuman it
+was that the tragical events arose, which, whilst interrupting such a
+mockery for ever, left the poor Juana still happily deceived, and never
+believing for a moment that hers was a rejected or a deluded heart.
+
+One reporter of Mr. De Ferrer's narrative forgets his usual generosity,
+when he says that the Senora's gift of her daughter to the Alferez was
+not quite so disinterested as it seemed to be. Certainly it was not so
+disinterested as European ignorance might fancy it: but it was quite as
+much so as it ought to have been, in balancing the interests of a child.
+Very true it is--that, being a genuine Spaniard, who was still a rare
+creature in so vast a world as Peru, being a Spartan amongst Helots, an
+Englishman amongst Savages, an Alferez would in those days have been
+a natural noble. His alliance created honor for his wife and for his
+descendants. Something, therefore, the cornet would add to the family
+consideration. But, instead of selfishness, it argued just regard for
+her daughter's interest to build upon this, as some sort of equipoise to
+the wealth which her daughter would bring.
+
+Spaniard, however, as he was, our Alferez on reaching Tucuman found no
+Spaniards to mix with, but instead twelve Portuguese.
+
+Catalina remembered the Spanish proverb--'Subtract from a Spaniard all
+his good qualities, and the remainder makes a pretty fair Portuguese;'
+but, as there was nobody else to gamble with, she entered freely into
+their society. Very soon she suspected that there was foul play:
+all modes of doctoring dice had been made familiar to _her_ by the
+experience of camps. She watched; and, by the time she had lost her
+final coin, she was satisfied that she had been plundered. In her first
+anger she would have been glad to switch the whole dozen across the
+eyes; but, as twelve to one were too great odds, she determined on
+limiting her vengeance to the immediate culprit. Him she followed into
+the street; and coming near enough to distinguish his profile reflected
+on a wall, she continued to keep him in view from a short distance. The
+light-hearted young cavalier whistled, as he went, an old Portuguese
+ballad of romance; and in a quarter of an hour came up to an house, the
+front door of which he began to open with a pass-key. This operation
+was the signal for Catalina that the hour of vengeance had struck;
+and, stepping hastily up, she tapped the Portuguese on the shoulder,
+saying--'Senor, you are a robber!' The Portuguese turned coolly round,
+and, seeing his gaming antagonist, replied--'Possibly, Sir; but I have
+no particular fancy for being told so,' at the same time drawing his
+sword. Catalina had not designed to take any advantage; and the touching
+him on the shoulder, with the interchange of speeches, and the known
+character of Kate, sufficiently imply it. But it is too probable in such
+cases, that the party whose intention has been regularly settled from
+the first, will, and must have an advantage unconsciously over a man
+so abruptly thrown on his defence. However this might be, they had not
+fought a minute before Catalina passed her sword through her opponent's
+body; and without a groan or a sigh, the Portuguese cavalier fell dead
+at his own door. Kate searched the street with her ears, and (as far as
+the indistinctness of night allowed) with her eyes. All was profoundly
+silent; and she was satisfied that no human figure was in motion. What
+should be done with the body? A glance at the door of the house settled
+_that_: Fernando had himself opened it at the very moment when
+he received the summons to turn round. She dragged the corpse in,
+therefore, to the foot of the staircase, put the key by the dead man's
+side, and then issuing softly into the street, drew the door close with
+as little noise as possible. Catalina again paused to listen and to
+watch, went home to the hospitable Senora's house, retired to bed, fell
+asleep, and early the next morning was awakened by the Corregidor and
+four alguazils.
+
+The lawlessness of all that followed strikingly exposes the frightful
+state of criminal justice at that time, wherever Spanish law prevailed.
+No evidence appeared to connect Catalina in any way with the death of
+Fernando Acosta. The Portuguese gamblers, besides that perhaps they
+thought lightly of such an accident, might have reasons of their own for
+drawing off public attention from their pursuits in Tucuman: not one
+of these men came forward openly; else the circumstances at the gaming
+table, and the departure of Catalina so closely on the heels of her
+opponent, would have suggested reasonable grounds for detaining her
+until some further light should be obtained. As it was, her imprisonment
+rested upon no colorable ground whatever, unless the magistrate had
+received some anonymous information, which, however, he never alleged.
+One comfort there was, meantime, in Spanish injustice: it did not
+loiter. Full gallop it went over the ground: one week often sufficed
+for informations--for trial--for execution; and the only bad consequence
+was, that a second or a third week sometimes exposed the disagreeable
+fact that everything had been 'premature;' a solemn sacrifice had
+been made to offended justice, in which all was right except as to the
+victim; it was the wrong man; and _that_ gave extra trouble; for then
+all was to do over again, another man to be executed, and, possibly,
+still to be caught.
+
+Justice moved at her usual Spanish rate in the present case. Kate was
+obliged to rise instantly; not suffered to speak to anybody in the
+house, though, in going out, a door opened, and she saw the young Juana
+looking out with saddest Indian expression. In one day the trial was all
+finished. Catalina said (which was true) that she hardly knew Acosta;
+and that people of her rank were used to attack their enemies face to
+face, not by murderous surprises. The magistrates were impressed with
+Catalina's answers (yet answered to _what_?) Things were beginning to
+look well, when all was suddenly upset by two witnesses, whom the reader
+(who is a sort of accomplice after the fact, having been privately let
+into the truths of the case, and having concealed his knowledge), will
+know at once to be false witnesses, but whom the old Spanish buzwigs
+doated on as models of all that could be looked for in the best. Both
+were very ill-looking fellows, as it was their duty to be. And the first
+deposed as follows:--That through his quarter of Tucuman, the fact was
+notorious of Acosta's wife being the object of a criminal pursuit on the
+part of the Alferez (Catalina): that, _doubtless_, the injured husband
+had surprised the prisoner, which, of course, had led to the murder,
+to the staircase, to the key--to everything, in short, that could be
+wished; no--stop! what am I saying?--to everything that ought to be
+abominated. Finally--for he had now settled the main question--that
+he had a friend who would take up the case where he himself, from
+short-sightedness, was obliged to lay it down.' This friend, the Pythias
+of this short-sighted Damon started up in a frenzy of virtue at this
+summons, and, rushing to the front of the alguazils, said, 'That since
+his friend had proved sufficiently the fact of the Alferez having been
+lurking in the house, and having murdered a man, all that rested upon
+_him_ to show was, how that murderer got out of the house; which he
+could do satisfactorily; for there was a balcony running along the
+windows on the second floor, one of which windows he himself, lurking
+in a corner of the street, saw the Alferez throw up, and from the said
+balcony take a flying leap into the said street.' Evidence like this was
+conclusive; no defence was listened to, nor indeed had the prisoner
+any to produce. The Alferez could deny neither the staircase nor the
+balcony: the street is there to this day, like the bricks in Jack Cade's
+Chimney, testifying all that may be required; and, as to our friend who
+saw the leap, there he was; nobody could deny _him_. The prisoner might
+indeed have suggested that she never heard of Acosta's wife, nor had
+the existence of such a wife been ripened even into a suspicion. But
+the bench were satisfied; chopping logic was of no use; and sentence was
+pronounced--that on the eighth day from the day of arrest, the Alferez
+should be executed in the public square.
+
+It was not amongst the weaknesses of Catalina--who had so often
+inflicted death, and, by her own journal, thought so lightly of
+inflicting it (if not under cowardly advantages)--to shrink from facing
+death in her own person. Many incidents in her career show the coolness
+and even gaiety with which, in any case where death was apparently
+inevitable, she would have gone to meet it. But in this case she _had_
+a temptation for escaping it, which was probably in her power. She had
+only to reveal the secret of her sex, and the ridiculous witnesses,
+beyond whose testimony there was nothing at all against her, must at
+once be covered with derision. Catalina had some liking for fun; and a
+main inducement to this course was, that it would enable her to say to
+the judges, 'Now you see what old fools you've made of yourselves;
+every woman and child in Peru will soon be laughing at you.' I must
+acknowledge my own weakness; this last temptation I could _not_ have
+withstood; flesh is weak, and fun is strong. But Catalina _did_. On
+consideration she fancied, that although the particular motive for
+murdering Acosta would be dismissed with laughter, still this might not
+clear her of the murder, which on some _other_ motive she might have
+committed. But supposing that she were cleared altogether, what most of
+all she feared was, that the publication of her sex would throw a reflex
+light upon many past transactions in her life--would instantly find
+its way to Spain--and would probably soon bring her within the tender
+attentions of the Inquisition. She kept firm to the resolution of not
+saving her life by this discovery. And so far as her fate lay in her own
+hands, she would (as the reader will perceive from a little incident at
+the scaffold) have perished to a certainty. But even at this point, how
+strange a case! A woman _falsely_ accused of an act which she really
+_did_ commit! And falsely accused of a true offence upon a motive that
+was impossible!
+
+As the sun set upon the seventh day, when the hours were numbered
+for the prisoner, there filed into her cell four persons in religious
+habits. They came on the charitable mission of preparing the poor
+convict for death. Catalina, however, watching all things narrowly,
+remarked something earnest and significant in the eye of the leader, as
+of one who had some secret communication to make. She contrived to clasp
+this man's hands, as if in the energy of internal struggles, and _he_
+contrived to slip into hers the very smallest of billets from poor
+Juana. It contained, for indeed it _could_ contain, only these three
+words--'Do not confess. J.' This one caution, so simple and so brief,
+was a talisman. It did not refer to any confession of the crime; _that_
+would have been assuming what Juana was neither entitled nor disposed
+to assume, but, in the technical sense of the Church, to the act of
+devotional confession. Catalina found a single moment for a glance at
+it--understood the whole--resolutely refused to confess, as a person
+unsettled in her religious opinions, that needed spiritual instructions,
+and the four monks withdrew to make their report. The principal judge,
+upon hearing of the prisoner's impenitence, granted another day. At the
+end of _that_, no change having occurred either in the prisoner's
+mind, or in the circumstances, he issued his warrant for the execution.
+Accordingly, as the sun went down, the sad procession formed within the
+prison. Into the great square of Tucuman it moved, where the scaffold
+had been built, and the whole city had assembled for the spectacle.
+Catalina steadily ascended the ladder of the scaffold; even then she
+resolved not to benefit by revealing her sex; even then it was that she
+expressed her scorn for the lubberly executioner's mode of tying a knot;
+did it herself in a 'ship-shape,' orthodox manner; received in return
+the enthusiastic plaudits of the crowd, and so far ran the risk of
+precipitating her fate; for the timid magistrates, fearing a rescue from
+the impetuous mob, angrily ordered the executioner to finish the scene.
+The clatter of a galloping horse, however, at this instant forced them
+to pause. The crowd opened a road for the agitated horseman, who was
+the bearer of an order from the President of La Plata to suspend the
+execution until two prisoners could be examined. The whole was the
+work of the Senora and her daughter. The elder lady, having gathered
+informations against the witnesses, had pursued them to La Plata. There,
+by her influence with the Governor, they were arrested; recognised as
+old malefactors; and in their terror had partly confessed their perjury.
+Catalina was removed to La Plata; solemnly acquitted; and, by the advice
+of the President, for the present the connection with the Senora's
+family was postponed indefinitely.
+
+Now was the last adventure approaching that ever Catalina should see in
+the new world. Some fine sights she may yet see in Europe, but nothing
+after this (_which she has recorded_) in America. Europe, if it had
+ever heard of her name (which very shortly it _shall_), Kings, Pope,
+Cardinals, if they were but aware of her existence (which in six months
+they _shall_ be), would thirst for an introduction to our Catalina.
+You hardly thought now, reader, that she was such a great person, or
+anybody's pet but yours and mine. Bless you, Sir, she would scorn to
+look at _us_. I tell you, royalties are languishing to see her, or soon
+_will_ be. But how can this come to pass, if she is to continue in her
+present obscurity? Certainly it cannot without some great _peripetteia_
+or vertiginous whirl of fortune; which, therefore, you shall now behold
+taking place in one turn of her next adventure. _That_ shall let in
+a light, _that_ shall throw back a Claude Lorraine gleam over all
+the past, able to make Kings, that would have cared not for her under
+Peruvian daylight, come to glorify her setting beams.
+
+The Senora--and, observe, whatever kindness she does to Catalina speaks
+secretly from two hearts, her own and Juana's--had, by the advice of
+Mr. President Mendonia, given sufficient money for Catalina's travelling
+expenses. So far well. But Mr. M. chose to add a little codicil to this
+bequest of the Senora's, never suggested by her or by her daughter.
+'Pray,' said this inquisitive President, who surely might have found
+business enough in La Plata, 'Pray, Senor Pietro Diaz, did you ever live
+at Concepcion? And were you ever acquainted there with Senor Miguel de
+Erauso? That man, Sir, was my friend.' What a pity that on this occasion
+Catalina could not venture to be candid! What a capital speech it
+would have made to say--'_Friend_ were you? I think you could hardly
+be _that_, with seven hundred miles between you. But that man was _my_
+friend also; and, secondly, my brother. True it is I killed him. But if
+you happen to know that this was by pure mistake in the dark, what
+an old rogue you must be to throw _that_ in my teeth, which is the
+affliction of my life!' Again, however, as so often in the same
+circumstances, Catalina thought that it would cause more ruin than it
+could heal to be candid; and, indeed, if she were really _P. Diaz, Esq.
+_, how came she to be brother to the late Mr. Erauso? On consideration,
+also, if she could not tell _all_, merely to have professed a fraternal
+connection which never was avowed by either whilst living together,
+would not have brightened the reputation of Catalina, which too surely
+required a scouring. Still, from my kindness for poor Kate, I feel
+uncharitably towards the president for advising Senor Pietro 'to travel
+for his health.' What had _he_ to do with people's health? However, Mr.
+Peter, as he had pocketed the Senora's money, thought it right to pocket
+also the advice that accompanied its payment. That he might be in a
+condition to do so, he went off to buy a horse. He was in luck to-day.
+For beside money and advice, he obtained, at a low rate, a horse both
+beautiful and serviceable for a journey. To Paz it was, a city of
+prosperous name, that the cornet first moved. But Paz did not fulfil the
+promise of its name. For it laid the grounds of a feud that drove our
+Kate out of America.
+
+Her first adventure was a bagatelle, and fitter for a jest-book than a
+history; yet it proved no jest either, since it led to the tragedy that
+followed. Riding into Paz, our gallant standard-bearer and her bonny
+black horse drew all eyes, _comme de raison_, upon their separate
+charms. This was inevitable amongst the indolent population of a Spanish
+town; and Kate was used to it. But, having recently had a little too
+much of the public attention, she felt nervous on remarking two soldiers
+eyeing the handsome horse and the handsome rider, with an attention that
+seemed too solemn for mere _aesthetics_. However, Kate was not the kind
+of person to let anything dwell on her spirits, especially if it
+took the shape of impudence; and, whistling gaily, she was riding
+forward--when, who should cross her path but the Alcalde! Ah! Alcalde,
+you see a person now that has a mission against you, though quite
+unknown to herself. He looked so sternly, that Kate asked if his worship
+had any commands. 'These men,' said the Alcalde, 'these two soldiers,
+say that this horse is stolen.' To one who had so narrowly and so lately
+escaped the balcony witness and his friend, it was really no laughing
+matter to hear of new affidavits in preparation. Kate was nervous, but
+never disconcerted. In a moment she had twitched off a saddle-cloth on
+which she sat; and throwing it over the horse's head, so as to cover up
+all between the ears and the mouth, she replied, 'that she had bought
+and paid for the horse at La Plata. But now, your worship, if this horse
+has really been stolen from these men, they must know well of which eye
+it is blind; for it _can_ be only in the right eye or the left.' One
+of the soldiers cried out instantly, that it was the left eye; but
+the other said, 'No, no, you forget, it's the right.' Kate maliciously
+called attention to this little schism. But the men said, 'Ah, _that_
+was nothing--they were hurried; but now, on recollecting themselves,
+they were agreed that it was the left eye.' Did they stand to that? 'Oh
+yes, positive they were, left eye, left.'
+
+Upon which our Kate, twitching off the horse-cloth, said gaily to the
+magistrate, 'Now, Sir, please to observe that this horse has nothing
+the matter with either eye.' And in fact it _was_ so. Then his worship
+ordered his alguazils to apprehend the two witnesses, who posted off to
+bread and water, with other reversionary advantages, whilst Kate rode in
+quest of the best dinner that Paz could furnish.
+
+This Alcalde's acquaintance, however, was not destined to drop here.
+Something had appeared in the young _caballero's_ bearing, which made
+it painful to have addressed him with harshness, or for a moment to
+have entertained such a charge against such a person. He despatched his
+cousin, therefore, Don Antonio Calderon, to offer his apologies, and at
+the same time to request that the stranger, whose rank and quality he
+regretted not to have known, would do him the honor to come and dine
+with him. This explanation, and the fact that Don Antonio had already
+proclaimed his own position as cousin to the magistrate and nephew
+to the Bishop of Cuzco, obliged Catalina to say, after thanking the
+gentlemen for their obliging attentions, 'I myself hold the rank of
+Alferez in the service of his Catholic Majesty. I am a native of Biscay,
+and I am now repairing to Cuzco on private business.' 'To Cuzco!'
+exclaimed Don Antonio, 'how very fortunate! My cousin is a Basque like
+you; and, like you, he starts for Cuzco to-morrow morning; so that, if
+it is agreeable to you, Senor Alferez, we will travel together.' It was
+settled that they should. To travel--amongst 'balcony witnesses,' and
+anglers for 'blind horses'--not merely with a just man, but with the
+very abstract idea and riding allegory of justice, was too delightful to
+the storm-wearied cornet; and he cheerfully accompanied Don Antonio
+to the house of the magistrate, called Don Pedro de Chavarria.
+Distinguished was his reception; the Alcalde personally renewed his
+regrets for the ridiculous scene of the two scampish oculists, and
+presented him to his wife, a splendid Andalusian beauty, to whom he had
+been married about a year.
+
+This lady there is a reason for describing; and the French reporter
+of Catalina's memoirs dwells upon the theme. She united, he says,
+the sweetness of the German lady with the energy of the Arabian, a
+combination hard to judge of. As to her feet, he adds, I say nothing;
+for she had scarcely any at all. '_Je ne parle point de ses pieds, elle
+n'en avait presque pas_.' 'Poor lady!' says a compassionate rustic: 'no
+feet! What a shocking thing that so fine a woman should have been so
+sadly mutilated!' Oh, my dear rustic, you're quite in the wrong box. The
+Frenchman means this as the very highest compliment. Beautiful, however,
+she must have been; and a Cinderella, I hope, not a Cinderellula,
+considering that she had the inimitable walk and step of the
+Andalusians, which cannot be accomplished without something of a
+proportionate basis to stand upon.
+
+The reason which there is (as I have said) for describing this lady,
+arises out of her relation to the tragic events which followed. She,
+by her criminal levity, was the cause of all. And I must here warn the
+moralizing blunderer of two errors that he is too likely to make: 1st,
+That he is invited to read some extract from a licentious amour, as if
+for its own interest; 2d, Or on account of Donna Catalina's memoirs,
+with a view to relieve their too martial character. I have the pleasure
+to assure him of his being so utterly in the darkness of error, that any
+possible change he can make in his opinions, right or left, must be
+for the better: he cannot stir, but he will mend, which is a delightful
+thought for the moral and blundering mind. As to the first point,
+what little glimpse he obtains of a licentious amour is, as a court
+of justice will sometimes show him such a glimpse, simply to make
+intelligible the subsequent facts which depend upon it. Secondly, As to
+the conceit, that Catalina wished to embellish her memoirs, understand
+that no such practice then existed; certainly not in Spanish literature.
+Her memoirs are electrifying by their facts; else, in the manner of
+telling these facts, they are systematically dry.
+
+Don Antonio Calderon was a handsome, accomplished cavalier. And in the
+course of dinner, Catalina was led to judge, from the behavior to each
+other of this gentleman and the lady, the Alcalde's beautiful wife,
+that they had an improper understanding. This also she inferred from the
+furtive language of their eyes. Her wonder was, that the Alcalde should
+be so blind; though upon that point she saw reason in a day or two
+to change her opinion. Some people see everything by affecting to see
+nothing. The whole affair, however, was nothing at all to _her_, and
+she would have dismissed it from her thoughts altogether, but for what
+happened on the journey.
+
+From the miserable roads, eight hours a day of travelling was found
+quite enough for man and beast; the product of which eight hours was
+from ten to twelve leagues. On the last day but one of the journey, the
+travelling party, which was precisely the original dinner party, reached
+a little town ten leagues short of Cuzco. The Corregidor of this place
+was a friend of the Alcalde; and through _his_ influence the party
+obtained better accommodations than those which they had usually had in
+a hovel calling itself a _venta_, or in the sheltered corner of a
+barn. The Alcalde was to sleep at the Corregidor's house; the two young
+cavaliers, Calderon and our Kate, had sleeping rooms at the public
+_locanda_; but for the lady was reserved a little pleasure-house in an
+enclosed garden. This was a plaything of a house; but the season
+being summer, and the house surrounded with tropical flowers, the lady
+preferred it (in spite of its loneliness) to the damp mansion of the
+official grandee, who, in her humble opinion, was quite as fusty as his
+mansion, and his mansion not much less so than himself.
+
+After dining gaily together at the _locanda_, and possibly taking a
+'rise' out of his worship the Corregidor, as a repeating echo of Don
+Quixote, (then growing popular in Spanish America,) the young man
+who was no young officer, and the young officer who was no young man,
+lounged down together to the little pavilion in the flower-garden, with
+the purpose of paying their respects to the presiding belle. They were
+graciously received, and had the honor of meeting there his Mustiness
+the Alcalde, and his Fustiness the Corregidor; whose conversation was
+surely improving, but not equally brilliant. How they got on under the
+weight of two such muffs, has been a mystery for two centuries. But they
+_did_ to a certainty, for the party did not break up till eleven. _Tea
+and turn out_ you could not call it; for there was the _turn out_ in
+rigor, but not the _tea_. One thing, however, Catalina by mere accident
+had an opportunity of observing, and observed with pain. The two
+official gentlemen had gone down the steps into the garden. Catalina,
+having forgot her hat, went back into the little vestibule to look for
+it. There stood the lady and Don Antonio, exchanging a few final
+words (they _were_ final) and a few final signs. Amongst the last
+Kate observed distinctly this, and distinctly she understood it. First
+drawing Calderon's attention to the gesture, as one of significant
+pantomime, by raising her forefinger, the lady snuffed out one of the
+candles. The young man answered it by a look of intelligence, and all
+three passed down the steps together. The lady was disposed to take the
+cool air, and accompanied them to the garden-gate; but, in passing down
+the walk, Catalina noticed a second ill-omened sign that all was not
+right. Two glaring eyes she distinguished amongst the shrubs for a
+moment, and a rustling immediately after. 'What's that?' said the lady,
+and Don Antonio answered carelessly, 'A bird flying out of the bushes.'
+
+Catalina, as usual, had read everything. Not a wrinkle or a rustle was
+lost upon _her_. And, therefore, when she reached the _locanda_, knowing
+to an iota all that was coming, she did not retire to bed, but paced
+before the house. She had not long to wait: in fifteen minutes the door
+opened softly, and out stepped Calderon. Kate walked forward, and faced
+him immediately; telling him laughingly that it was not good for his
+health to go abroad on this night. The young man showed some impatience;
+upon which, very seriously, Kate acquainted him with her suspicions, and
+with the certainty that the Alcalde was not so blind as he had seemed.
+Calderon thanked her for the information; would be upon his guard; but,
+to prevent further expostulation, he wheeled round instantly into the
+darkness. Catalina was too well convinced, however, of the mischief on
+foot, to leave him thus. She followed rapidly, and passed silently
+into the garden, almost at the same time with Calderon. Both took
+their stations behind trees; Calderon watching nothing but the burning
+candles, Catalina watching circumstances to direct her movements.
+The candles burned brightly in the little pavilion. Presently one was
+extinguished. Upon this, Calderon pressed forward to the steps, hastily
+ascended them, and passed into the vestibule. Catalina followed on his
+traces. What succeeded was all one scene of continued, dreadful dumb
+show; different passions of panic, or deadly struggle, or hellish malice
+absolutely suffocated all articulate words.
+
+In a moment a gurgling sound was heard, as of a wild beast attempting
+vainly to yell over some creature that it was strangling. Next came a
+tumbling out at the door of one black mass, which heaved and parted at
+intervals into two figures, which closed, which parted again, which at
+last fell down the steps together. Then appeared a figure in white. It
+was the unhappy Andalusian; and she seeing the outline of Catalina's
+person, ran up to her, unable to utter one syllable. Pitying the agony
+of her horror, Catalina took her within her own cloak, and carried her
+out at the garden gate. Calderon had by this time died; and the maniacal
+Alcalde had risen up to pursue his wife. But Kate, foreseeing what he
+would do, had stepped silently within the shadow of the garden wall.
+Looking down the road to the town, and seeing nobody moving, the maniac,
+for some purpose, went back to the house. This moment Kate used to
+recover the _locanda_ with the lady still panting in horror. What was
+to be done? To think of concealment in this little place was out of the
+question. The Alcalde was a man of local power, and it was certain that
+he would kill his wife on the spot. Kate's generosity would not allow
+her to have any collusion with this murderous purpose. At Cuzco, the
+principal convent was ruled by a near relative of the Andalusian;
+and there she would find shelter. Kate, therefore, saddled her horse
+rapidly, placed the lady behind, and rode off in the darkness. About
+five miles out of the town their road was crossed by a torrent, over
+which they could not hit the bridge. 'Forward!' cried the lady; and Kate
+repeating the word to the horse, the docile creature leaped down into
+the water. They were all sinking at first; but having its head free,
+the horse swam clear of all obstacles through the midnight darkness, and
+scrambled out on the opposite bank. The two riders were dripping from
+the shoulders downward. But, seeing a light twinkling from a cottage
+window, Kate rode up; obtained a little refreshment, and the benefit of
+a fire, from a poor laboring man. From this man she also bought a warm
+mantle for the lady, who, besides her torrent bath, was dressed in a
+light evening robe, so that but for the horseman's cloak of Kate she
+would have perished. But there was no time to lose. They had already
+lost two hours from the consequences of their cold bath. Cuzco was
+still eighteen miles distant; and the Alcalde's shrewdness would at once
+divine this to be his wife's mark. They remounted: very soon the silent
+night echoed the hoofs of a pursuing rider; and now commenced the most
+frantic race, in which each party rode as if the whole game of life were
+staked upon the issue. The pace was killing: and Kate has delivered it
+as her opinion, in the memoirs which she wrote, that the Alcalde was the
+better mounted. This may be doubted. And certainly Kate had ridden too
+many years in the Spanish cavalry to have any fear of his worship's
+horsemanship; but it was a prodigious disadvantage that _her_ horse had
+to carry double; while the horse ridden by her opponent was one of those
+belonging to the murdered Don Antonio, and known to Kate as a powerful
+animal. At length they had come within three miles at Cuzco. The road
+after this descended the whole way to the city, and in some places
+rapidly, so as to require a cool rider. Suddenly a deep trench appeared
+traversing the whole extent of a broad heath. It was useless to evade
+it. To have hesitated was to be lost. Kate saw the necessity of clearing
+it, but doubted much whether her poor exhausted horse, after twenty-one
+miles of work so severe, had strength for the effort. Kate's maxim,
+however, which never yet had failed, both figuratively for life, and
+literally for the saddle, was--to ride at everything that showed a front
+of resistance. She did so now. Having come upon the trench rather too
+suddenly, she wheeled round for the advantage of coming down upon it
+more determinately, rode resolutely at it, and gained the opposite bank.
+The hind feet of her horse were sinking back from the rottenness of
+the ground; but the strong supporting bridle-hand of Kate carried him
+forward; and in ten minutes more they would be in Cuzco. This being
+seen by the vicious Alcalde, who had built great hopes on the trench,
+he unslung his carbine, pulled up, and fired after the bonny black
+horse and its bonny fair riders. But this manoeuvre would have lost
+his worship any bet that he might have had depending on this admirable
+steeple-chase. Had I been stakeholder, what a pleasure it would have
+been, in fifteen minutes from this very vicious shot, to pay into
+Kate's hands every shilling of the deposits. I would have listened to
+no nonsense about referees or protests. The bullets, says Kate, whistled
+round the poor clinging lady _en croupe_--luckily none struck her;
+but one wounded the horse. And that settled the odds. Kate now planted
+herself well in her stirrups to enter Cuzco, almost dangerously a
+winner; for the horse was so maddened by the wound, and the road so
+steep, that he went like blazes; and it really became difficult for
+Kate to guide him with any precision through narrow episcopal paths.
+Henceforwards the wounded horse required Kate's continued attention; and
+yet, in the mere luxury of strife, it was impossible for Kate to avoid
+turning a little in her saddle to see the Alcalde's performance on
+this tight rope of the trench. His worship's horsemanship being perhaps
+rather rusty, and he not perfectly acquainted with his horse, it
+would have been agreeable to compromise the case by riding round, or
+dismounting. But all _that_ was impossible. The job must be done. And I
+am happy to report, for the reader's satisfaction, the sequel--so far
+as Kate could attend the performance. Gathering himself up for mischief,
+the Alcalde took a sweep, as if ploughing out the line of some vast
+encampment, or tracing the _pomaerium_ for some future Rome; then, like
+thunder and lightning, with arms flying aloft in the air, down he came
+upon the trembling trench.
+
+But the horse refused the leap; and, as the only compromise that _his_
+unlearned brain could suggest, he threw his worship right over his ears,
+lodging him safely in a sand-heap that rose with clouds of dust and
+screams of birds into the morning air. Kate had now no time to send back
+her compliments in a musical halloo. The Alcalde missed breaking his
+neck on this occasion very narrowly; but his neck was of no use to him
+in twenty minutes more, as the reader will soon find. Kate rode right
+onwards; and, coming in with a lady behind her, horse bloody, and pace
+such as no hounds could have lived with, she ought to have made a great
+sensation in Cuzco. But, unhappily, the people were all in bed.
+
+The steeple-chase into Cuzco had been a fine headlong thing, considering
+the torrent, the trench, the wounded horse, the lovely lady, with her
+agonizing fears, mounted behind Kate, together with the meek dove-like
+dawn: but the finale crowded together the quickest succession of changes
+that out of a melodrama can ever have been witnessed. Kate reached the
+convent in safety; carried into the cloisters, and delivered like a
+parcel the fair Andalusian. But to rouse the servants caused delay; and
+on returning to the street through the broad gateway of the convent,
+whom should she face but the Alcalde! How he escaped the trench, who can
+tell? He had no time to write memoirs; his horse was too illiterate. But
+he _had_ escaped; temper not at all improved by that adventure, and now
+raised to a hell of malignity by seeing that he had lost his prey. In
+the morning light he now saw how to use his sword. He attacked Kate with
+fury. Both were exhausted; and Kate, besides that she had no personal
+quarrel with the Alcalde, having now accomplished her sole object
+in saving the lady, would have been glad of a truce. She could with
+difficulty wield her sword: and the Alcalde had so far the advantage,
+that he wounded Kate severely. That roused her ancient blood. She turned
+on him now with determination. At that moment in rode two servants of
+the Alcalde, who took part with their master. These odds strengthened
+Kate's resolution, but weakened her chances. Just then, however, rode
+in, and ranged himself on Kate's side, the servant of the murdered Don
+Calderon. In an instant, Kate had pushed her sword through the Alcalde,
+who died upon the spot. In an instant the servant of Calderon had fled.
+In an instant the Alguazils had come up. They and the servants of the
+Alcalde pressed furiously on Kate, who now again was fighting for life.
+Against such odds, she was rapidly losing ground; when, in an instant,
+on the opposite side of the street, the great gates of the Episcopal
+palace rolled open. Thither it was that Calderon's servant had fled. The
+bishop and his attendants hurried across. 'Senor Caballador,' said
+the bishop, 'in the name of the Virgin, I enjoin you to surrender your
+sword.' 'My lord,' said Kate, 'I dare not do it with so many enemies
+about me.' 'But I,' replied the bishop, 'become answerable to the law
+for your safe keeping.' Upon which, with filial reverence, all parties
+dropped their swords. Kate being severely wounded, the bishop led her
+into his palace. In an instant came the catastrophe; Kate's discovery
+could no longer be delayed; the blood flowed too rapidly; the wound was
+in her bosom. She requested a private interview with the bishop; all was
+known in a moment; for surgeons and attendants were summoned hastily,
+and Kate had fainted. The good bishop pitied her, and had her attended
+in his palace; then removed to a convent; then to a second at Lima; and,
+after many months had passed, his report to the Spanish Government at
+home of all the particulars, drew from the King of Spain and from the
+Pope an order that the Nun should be transferred to Spain.
+
+Yes, at length the warrior lady, the blooming cornet, this nun that is
+so martial, this dragoon that is so lovely, must visit again the home
+of her childhood, which now for seventeen years she has not seen. All
+Spain, Portugal, Italy, rang with her adventures. Spain, from north to
+south, was frantic with desire to behold her fiery child, whose girlish
+romance, whose patriotic heroism electrified the national imagination.
+The King of Spain must kiss his _faithful_ daughter, that would not
+suffer his banner to see dishonor. The Pope must kiss his _wandering_
+daughter, that henceforwards will be a lamb travelling back into the
+Christian fold. Potentates so great as these, when _they_ speak words
+of love, do not speak in vain. All was forgiven; the sacrilege, the
+bloodshed, the flight and the scorn of St. Peter's keys; the pardons
+were made out, were signed, were sealed, and the chanceries of earth
+were satisfied.
+
+Ah! what a day of sorrow and of joy was _that_ one day, in the first
+week of November, 1624, when the returning Kate drew near to the shore
+of Andalusia--when, descending into the ship's barge, she was rowed to
+the piers of Cadiz by bargemen in the royal liveries--when she saw every
+ship, street, house, convent, church, crowded, like a day of judgment,
+with human faces, with men, with women, with children, all bending
+the lights of their flashing and their loving eyes upon herself. Forty
+myriads of people had gathered in Cadiz alone. All Andalusia had turned
+out to receive her. Ah! what joy, if she had not looked back to the
+Andes, to their dreadful summits, and their more dreadful feet. Ah! what
+sorrow, if she had not been forced by music, and endless banners, and
+triumphant clamors, to turn away from the Andes to the joyous shore
+which she approached!
+
+Upon this shore stood, ready to receive her, in front of all this mighty
+crowd, the Prime Minister of Spain, the same Conde Olivarez, who but
+one year before had been so haughty and so defying to our haughty and
+defying Duke of Buckingham. But a year ago the Prince of Wales was in
+Spain, and he also was welcomed with triumph and great joy, but not with
+the hundredth part of that enthusiasm which now met the returning nun.
+And Olivarez, that had spoken so roughly to the English Duke, to
+_her_ 'was sweet as summer.' [Footnote: Griffith in Shakspeare, when
+vindicating, in that immortal scene with Queen Catherine, Cardinal
+Wolsey.] Through endless crowds of festive compatriots he conducted
+her to the King. The King folded her in his arms, and could never be
+satisfied with listening to her. He sent for her continually to his
+presence--he delighted in her conversation, so new, so natural, so
+spirited--he settled a pension upon her at that time, of unprecedented
+amount, in the case of a subaltern officer; and by _his_ desire, because
+the year 1625 was a year of jubilee, she departed in a few months
+from Madrid to Rome. She went through Barcelona; there and everywhere
+welcomed as the lady whom the King delighted to honor. She travelled to
+Rome, and all doors flew open to receive her. She was presented to his
+Holiness, with letters from his most Catholic majesty. But letters there
+needed none. The Pope admired her as much as all before had done. He
+caused her to recite all her adventures; and what he loved most in her
+account, was the sincere and sorrowing spirit in which she described
+herself as neither better nor worse than she had been. Neither proud
+was Kate, nor sycophantishly and falsely humble. Urban VIII. it was
+that then filled the chair of St. Peter. He did not neglect to raise
+his daughter's thoughts from earthly things--he pointed her eyes to the
+clouds that were above the dome of St. Peter's cathedral--he told her
+what the cathedral had told her in the gorgeous clouds of the Andes
+and the vesper lights, how sweet a thing, how divine a thing it was for
+Christ's sake to forgive all injuries, and how he trusted that no more
+she would think of bloodshed. He also said two words to her in Latin,
+which, if I had time to repeat a Spanish bishop's remark to Kate some
+time afterwards upon those two mysterious words, with Kate's most
+natural and ingenuous answer to the Bishop upon what she supposed to
+be their meaning, would make the reader smile not less than they made
+myself. You know that Kate _did_ understand a little Latin, which,
+probably, had not been much improved by riding in the Light Dragoons. I
+must find time, however, whether the press and the compositors are in a
+fury or not, to mention that the Pope, in his farewell audience to his
+dear daughter, whom he was to see no more, gave her a general license
+to wear henceforth in all countries--even _in partibus Infidelium_--a
+cavalry officer's dress--boots, spurs, sabre, and sabretache; in fact,
+anything that she and the Horse Guards might agree upon. Consequently,
+reader, remember for your life never to say one word, nor suffer any
+tailor to say one word, against those Wellington trousers made in the
+chestnut forest; for, understand that the Papal indulgence, as to this
+point, runs backwards as well as forwards; it is equally shocking and
+heretical to murmur against trousers in the forgotten rear or against
+trousers yet to come.
+
+From Rome, Kate returned to Spain. She even went to St. Sebastian's--to
+the city, but--whether it was that her heart failed her or not--never
+to the convent. She roamed up and down; everywhere she was
+welcome--everywhere an honored guest; but everywhere restless. The poor
+and humble never ceased from their admiration of her; and amongst the
+rich and aristocratic of Spain, with the King at their head, Kate found
+especial love from two classes of men. The Cardinals and Bishops all
+doated upon her--as their daughter that was returning. The military men
+all doated upon her--as their sister that was retiring.
+
+Some time or other, when I am allowed more elbow-room, I will tell you
+why it is that I myself love this Kate. Now, at this moment, when it
+is necessary for me to close, if I allow you one question before laying
+down my pen--if I say, 'Come now, be quick, ask anything you _have_
+to ask, for, in one minute, I am going to write _Finis_, after which
+(unless the Queen wished it) I could not add a syllable'--twenty to
+one, I guess what your question will be. You will ask me, What became of
+Kate? What was her end?
+
+Ah, reader! but, if I answer that question, you will say I have _not_
+answered it. If I tell you that secret, you will say that the secret
+is still hidden. Yet, because I have promised, and because you will be
+angry if I do not, let me do my best; and bad is the best. After ten
+years of restlessness in Spain, with thoughts always turning back to the
+Andes, Kate heard of an expedition on the point of sailing to Spanish
+America. All soldiers knew _her_, so that she had information of
+everything that stirred in camps. Men of the highest military rank were
+going out with the expedition; but they all loved Kate as a sister, and
+were delighted to hear that she would join their mess on board ship.
+This ship, with others, sailed, whither finally bound, I really forget.
+But, on reaching America, all the expedition touched at _Vera Cruz_.
+Thither a great crowd of the military went on shore. The leading
+officers made a separate party for the same purpose. Their intention
+was, to have a gay happy dinner, after their long confinement to a ship,
+at the chief hotel; and happy in perfection it could not be, unless Kate
+would consent to join it. She, that was ever kind to brother soldiers,
+agreed to do so. She descended into the boat along with them, and in
+twenty minutes the boat touched the shore. All the bevy of gay laughing
+officers, junior and senior, like schoolboys escaping from school,
+jumped on shore, and walked hastily, as their time was limited, up to
+the hotel. Arriving there, all turned round in eagerness, saying, 'Where
+is our dear Kate?' Ah, yes, my dear Kate, at that solemn moment, where,
+indeed, were _you_? She had _certainly_ taken her seat in the boat: that
+was sure. Nobody, in the general confusion, was certain of having seen
+her on coming ashore. The sea was searched for her--the forests were
+ransacked. The sea made no answer--the forests gave up no sign. I have
+a conjecture of my own; but her brother soldiers were lost in sorrow and
+confusion, and could never arrive even at a conjecture.
+
+That happened two hundred and fourteen years ago! Here is the brief sum
+of all:--This nun sailed from Spain to Peru, and she found no rest for
+the sole of her foot. This nun sailed back from Peru to Spain, and she
+found no rest for the agitations of her heart. This nun sailed again
+from Spain to America, and she found--the rest which all of us find. But
+where it was, could never be made known to the father of Spanish camps,
+that sat in Madrid; nor to Kate's spiritual father, that sat in Rome.
+Known it is to the great Father that once whispered to Kate on the
+Andes; but else it has been a secret for two centuries; and to man it
+remains a secret for ever and ever!
+
+
+
+
+FLIGHT OF A TARTAR TRIBE.
+
+
+There is no great event in modern history, or perhaps it may be said
+more broadly, none in all history, from its earliest records, less
+generally known, or more striking to the imagination, than the flight
+eastwards of a principal Tartar nation across the boundless _steppes_
+of Asia in the latter half of the last century. The _terminus a quo_ of
+this flight, and the _terminus ad quem_, are equally magnificent; the
+mightiest of Christian thrones being the one, the mightiest of Pagan the
+other. And the grandeur of these two terminal objects, is harmoniously
+supported by the romantic circumstances of the flight. In the abruptness
+of its commencement, and the fierce velocity of its execution, we read
+an expression of the wild barbaric character of the agents. In the
+unity of purpose connecting this myriad of wills, and in the blind but
+unerring aim at a mark so remote, there is something which recalls to
+the mind those Almighty instincts that propel the migrations of the
+swallow, or the life-withering marches of the locust. Then again, in the
+gloomy vengeance of Russia and her vast artillery, which hung upon the
+rear and the skirts of the fugitive vassals, we are reminded of Miltonic
+images--such, for instance, as that of the solitary hand pursuing
+through desert spaces and through ancient chaos a rebellious host, and
+overtaking with volleying thunders those who believed themselves already
+within the security of darkness and of distance.
+
+We shall have occasion farther on to compare this event with other great
+national catastrophes as to the magnitude of the suffering. But it may
+also challenge a comparison with similar events under another relation,
+viz., as to its dramatic capabilities. Few cases, perhaps, in romance or
+history, can sustain a close collation with this as to the complexity
+of its separate interests. The great outline of the enterprise, taken
+in connection with the operative motives, hidden or avowed, and the
+religious sanctions under which it was pursued, give to the case a
+triple character: 1st, That of a conspiracy, with as close a unity
+in the incidents, and as much of a personal interest in the moving
+characters, with fine dramatic contrasts, as belongs to Venice
+Preserved, or to the Fiesco of Schiller. 2dly, That of a great military
+expedition offering the same romantic features of vast distances to
+be traversed, vast reverses to be sustained, untried routes, enemies
+obscurely ascertained, and hardships too vaguely prefigured, which mark
+the Egyptian expedition of Cambyses--the anabasis of the younger Cyrus,
+and the subsequent retreat of the ten thousand to the Black Sea--the
+Parthian expeditions of the Romans, especially those of Crassus and
+Julian--or (as more disastrous than any of them, and in point of space
+as well as in amount of forces, more extensive,) the Russian anabasis
+and katabasis of Napoleon. 3dly, That of a religious Exodus, authorized
+by an oracle venerated throughout many nations of Asia, an Exodus,
+therefore, in so far resembling the great Scriptural Exodus of the
+Israelites, under Moses and Joshua, as well as in the very peculiar
+distinction of carrying along with them their entire families, women,
+children, slaves, their herds of cattle and of sheep, their horses and
+their camels.
+
+This triple character of the enterprise naturally invests it with a more
+comprehensive interest. But the dramatic interest, which we ascribed to
+it, or its fitness for a stage representation, depends partly upon the
+marked variety and the strength of the personal agencies concerned, and
+partly upon the succession of scenical situations. Even the _steppes_,
+the camels, the tents, the snowy and the sandy deserts, are not beyond
+the scale of our modern representative powers, as often called into
+action in the theatres both of Paris and London; and the series of
+situations unfolded, beginning with the general conflagration on the
+Wolga--passing thence to the disastrous scenes of the flight (as it
+literally was in its commencement)--to the Tartar siege of the Russian
+fortress Koulagina--the bloody engagement with the Cossacks in the
+mountain passes at Ouchim--the surprisal by the Bashkirs and the
+advanced posts of the Russian army at Torgau--the private conspiracy at
+this point against the Khan--the long succession of running fights--the
+parting massacres at the lake of Tengis under the eyes of the
+Chinese--and finally, the tragical retribution to Zebek-Dorchi at the
+hunting-lodge of the Chinese emperor;--all these situations communicate
+a _scenical_ animation to the wild romance, if treated dramatically;
+whilst a higher and a philosophic interest belongs to it as a case of
+authentic history, commemorating a great revolution for good and for
+evil, in the fortunes of a whole people--a people semi-barbarous, but
+simple-hearted, and of ancient descent.
+
+On the 2lst of January, 1761, the young Prince Oubacha assumed the
+sceptre of the Kalmucks upon the death of his father. Some part of
+the power attached to this dignity he had already wielded since his
+fourteenth year, in quality of Vice-Khan, by the express appointment,
+and with the avowed support of the Russian Government. He was now
+about eighteen years of age, amiable in his personal character, and not
+without titles to respect in his public character as a sovereign prince.
+In times more peaceable, and amongst a people more entirely civilized,
+or more humanized by religion, it is even probable that he might have
+discharged his high duties with considerable distinction. But his
+lot was thrown upon stormy times, and a most difficult crisis amongst
+tribes, whose native ferocity was exasperated by debasing forms of
+superstition, and by a nationality as well as an inflated conceit of
+their own merit absolutely unparalleled, whilst the circumstances of
+their hard and trying position under the jealous _surveillance_ of an
+irresistible lord paramount, in the person of the Russian Czar, gave a
+fiercer edge to the natural unamiableness of the Kalmuck disposition,
+and irritated its gloomier qualities into action under the restless
+impulses of suspicion and permanent distrust. No prince could hope for
+a cordial allegiance from his subjects, or a peaceful reign under the
+circumstances of the case; for the dilemma in which a Kalmuck ruler
+stood at present was of this nature; _wanting_ the sanction and
+support of the Czar, he was inevitably too weak from without to command
+confidence from his subjects, or resistance to his competitors: on the
+other hand, _with_ this kind of support, and deriving his title in any
+degree from the favor of the Imperial Court, he became almost in that
+extent an object of hatred at home, and within the whole compass of his
+own territory. He was at once an object of hatred for the past, being a
+living monument of national independence, ignominiously surrendered, and
+an object of jealousy for the future, as one who had already advertised
+himself to be a fitting tool for the ultimate purposes (whatsoever those
+might prove to be) of the Russian Court. Coming himself to the Kalmuck
+sceptre under the heaviest weight of prejudice from the unfortunate
+circumstances of his position, it might have been expected that Oubacha
+would have been pre-eminently an object of detestation; for besides his
+known dependence upon the Cabinet of St. Petersburg, the direct line
+of succession had been set aside, and the principle of inheritance
+violently suspended, in favor of his own father, so recently as nineteen
+years before the era of his own accession, consequently within the
+lively remembrance of the existing generation. He therefore, almost
+equally with his father, stood within the full current of the national
+prejudices, and might have anticipated the most pointed hostility. But
+it was not so: such are the caprices in human affairs, that he was even,
+in a moderate sense, popular,--a benefit which wore the more cheering
+aspect, and the promises of permanence, inasmuch as he owed it
+exclusively to his personal qualities of kindness and affability, as
+well as to the beneficence of his government. On the other hand, to
+balance this unlooked-for prosperity at the outset of his reign, he met
+with a rival in popular favor--almost a competitor--in the person of
+Zebek-Dorchi, a prince with considerable pretensions to the throne, and,
+perhaps it might be said, with equal pretensions. Zebek-Dorchi was
+a direct descendant of the same royal house as himself, through a
+different branch. On public grounds, his claim stood, perhaps, on
+a footing equally good with that of Oubacha, whilst his personal
+qualities, even in those aspects which seemed to a philosophical
+observer most odious and repulsive, promised the most effectual aid to
+the dark purposes of an intriguer or a conspirator, and were generally
+fitted to win a popular support precisely in those points where
+_Oubacha_ was most defective. He was much superior in external
+appearance to his rival on the throne, and so far better qualified
+to win the good opinion of a semi-barbarous people; whilst his
+dark intellectual qualities of Machiavelian dissimulation, profound
+hypocrisy, and perfidy which knew no touch of remorse, were admirably
+calculated to sustain any ground which he might win from the
+simple-hearted people with whom he had to deal--and from the frank
+carelessness of his unconscious competitor.
+
+At the very outset of his treacherous career, Zebek-Dorchi was sagacious
+enough to perceive that nothing could be gained by open declaration of
+hostility to the reigning prince: the choice had been a deliberate act
+on the part of Russia, and Elizabeth Petrowna was not the person to
+recall her own favors with levity or upon slight grounds. Openly,
+therefore, to have declared his enmity towards his relative on the
+throne, could have had no effect but that of arming suspicions against
+his own ulterior purposes in a quarter where it was most essential to
+his interest that, for the present, all suspicion should be hoodwinked.
+Accordingly, after much meditation, the course he took for opening his
+snares was this:--He raised a rumor that his own life was in danger from
+the plots of several _Saissang_, (that is, Kalmuck nobles,) who were
+leagued together, under an oath to assassinate him; and immediately
+after, assuming a well-counterfeited alarm, he fled to Tcherkask,
+followed by sixty-five tents. From this place he kept up a
+correspondence with the Imperial Court; and, by way of soliciting his
+cause more effectually, he soon repaired in person to St. Petersburg.
+Once admitted to personal conferences with the Cabinet, he found no
+difficulty in winning over the Russian counsels to a concurrence with
+some of his political views, and thus covertly introducing the point of
+that wedge which was finally to accomplish his purposes. In particular,
+he persuaded the Russian Government to make a very important alteration
+in the constitution of the Kalmuck State Council, which in effect
+reorganized the whole political condition of the state, and disturbed
+the balance of power as previously adjusted. Of this Council--in the
+Kalmuck language called _Sarga_--there were eight members, called
+_Sargatchi;_ and hitherto it had been the custom that these eight
+members should be entirely subordinate to the Khan; holding, in fact,
+the ministerial character of secretaries and assistants, but in no
+respect ranking as co-ordinate authorities. That had produced some
+inconveniences in former reigns; and it was easy for Zebek-Dorchi to
+point the jealousy of the Russian Court to others more serious which
+might arise in future circumstances of war or other contingencies.
+It was resolved, therefore, to place the Sargatchi henceforward on
+a footing of perfect independence, and therefore (as regarded
+responsibility) on a footing of equality with the Khan. Their
+independence, however, had respect only to their own sovereign; for
+towards Russia they were placed in a new attitude of direct duty and
+accountability, by the creation in their favor of small pensions (300
+roubles a year), which, however, to a Kalmuck of that day were more
+considerable than might be supposed, and had a further value as marks
+of honorary distinction emanating from a great Empress. Thus far the
+purposes of Zebek-Dorchi were served effectually for the moment:
+but, apparently, it was only for the moment; since, in the further
+development of his plots, this very dependency upon Russian influence
+would be the most serious obstacle in his way. There was, however,
+another point carried which outweighed all inferior considerations, as
+it gave him a power of setting aside discretionally whatsoever should
+arise to disturb his plots: he was himself appointed President and
+Controller of the _Sargatchi_. The Russian Court had been aware of his
+high pretensions by birth, and hoped by this promotion to satisfy the
+ambition which, in some degree, was acknowledged to be a reasonable
+passion for any man occupying his situation.
+
+Having thus completely blindfolded the Cabinet of Russia, Zebek-Dorchi
+proceeded in his new character to fulfil his political mission with
+the Khan of the Kalmucks. So artfully did he prepare the road for his
+favorable reception at the court of this Prince, that he was at once
+and universally welcomed as a public benefactor. The pensions of the
+counsellors were so much additional wealth poured into the Tartar
+exchequer; as to the ties of dependency thus created, experience had
+not yet enlightened these simple tribes as to that result. And that he
+himself should be the chief of these mercenary counsellors, was so far
+from being charged upon Zebek as any offence or any ground of suspicion,
+that his relative the Khan returned him hearty thanks for his services,
+under the belief that he could have accepted this appointment only with
+a view to keep out other and more unwelcome pretenders, who would not
+have had the same motives of consanguinity or friendship for executing
+its duties in a spirit of kindness to the Kalmucks. The first use which
+he made of his new functions about the Khan's person was to attack the
+Court of Russia, by a romantic villany not easy to be credited, for
+those very acts of interference with the council which he himself had
+prompted. This was a dangerous step: but it was indispensable to
+his further advance upon the gloomy path which he had traced out for
+himself. A triple vengeance was what he meditated--1, Upon the Russian
+Cabinet for having undervalued his own pretensions to the throne--2,
+upon his amiable rival for having supplanted him--and 3, upon all those
+of the nobility who had manifested their sense of his weakness by their
+neglect, or their sense of his perfidious character by their suspicions.
+Here was a colossal outline of wickedness; and by one in his situation,
+feeble (as it might seem) for the accomplishment of its humblest parts,
+how was the total edifice to be reared in its comprehensive grandeur?
+He, a worm as he was, could he venture to assail the mighty behemoth of
+Muscovy, the potentate who counted three hundred languages around the
+footsteps of his throne, and from whose 'lion ramp' recoiled alike
+'baptized and infidel'--Christendom on the one side, strong by her
+intellect and her organization, and the `Barbaric East' on the other,
+with her unnumbered numbers? The match was a monstrous one; but in its
+very monstrosity there lay this germ of encouragement, that it could not
+be suspected. The very hopelessness of the scheme grounded his hope, and
+he resolved to execute a vengeance which should involve as it were,
+in the unity of a well-laid tragic fable, all whom he judged to be his
+enemies. That vengeance lay in detaching from the Russian empire the
+whole Kalmuck nation, and breaking up that system of intercourse which
+had thus far been beneficial to both. This last was a consideration
+which moved him but little. True it was that Russia to the Kalmucks had
+secured lands and extensive pasturage; true it was that the Kalmucks
+reciprocally to Russia had furnished a powerful cavalry. But the latter
+loss would be part of his triumph, and the former might be more than
+compensated in other climates under other sovereigns. Here was a scheme
+which, in its final accomplishment, would avenge him bitterly on the
+Czarina, and in the course of its accomplishment might furnish him
+with ample occasions for removing his other enemies. It may be readily
+supposed indeed that he, who could deliberately raise his eyes to the
+Russian autocrat as an antagonist in single duel with himself, was not
+likely to feel much anxiety about Kalmuck enemies of whatever rank. He
+took his resolution, therefore, sternly and irrevocably to effect this
+astonishing translation of an ancient people across the pathless
+deserts of Central Asia, intersected continually by rapid rivers, rarely
+furnished with bridges, and of which the fords were known only to those
+who might think it for their interest to conceal them, through many
+nations inhospitable or hostile; frost and snow around them, (from the
+necessity of commencing their flight in the winter,) famine in their
+front, and the sabre, or even the artillery of an offended and mighty
+empress, hanging upon their rear for thousands of miles. But what was
+to be their final mark, the port of shelter after so fearful a course
+of wandering? Two things were evident: it must be some power at a great
+distance from Russia, so as to make return even in that view hopeless;
+and it must be a power of sufficient rank to ensure them protection from
+any hostile efforts on the part of the Czarina for reclaiming them, or
+for chastising their revolt. Both conditions were united obviously in
+the person of Kien Long, the reigning Emperor of China, who was farther
+recommended to them by his respect for the head of their religion. To
+China, therefore, and as their first rendezvous to the shadow of the
+great Chinese Wall, it was settled by Zebek that they should direct
+their flight.
+
+Next came the question of time; _when_ should the flight commence:--and
+finally, the more delicate question as to the choice of accomplices.
+To extend the knowledge of the conspiracy too far, was to insure
+its betrayal to the Russian Government. Yet at some stage of the
+preparations it was evident that a very extensive confidence must be
+made, because in no other way could the mass of the Kalmuck population
+be persuaded to furnish their families with the requisite equipments
+for so long a migration. This critical step, however, it was resolved to
+defer up to the latest possible moment, and, at all events, to make no
+general communication on the subject until the time of departure should
+be definitely settled. In the meantime, Zebek admitted only three
+persons to his confidence; of whom Oubacha, the reigning prince, was
+almost necessarily one; but him, from his yielding and somewhat feeble
+character, he viewed rather in the light of a tool than as one of his
+active accomplices. Those whom (if anybody) he admitted to an unreserved
+participation in his counsels, were two only, the great _Lama_ among the
+Kalmucks, and his own father-in-law, Erempel, a ruling prince of some
+tribe in the neighborhood of the Caspian sea, recommended to his favor
+not so much by any strength of talent corresponding to the occasion, as
+by his blind devotion to himself, and his passionate anxiety to promote
+the elevation of his daughter and his son-in-law to the throne of a
+sovereign prince. A titular prince Zebek already was: but this dignity,
+without the substantial accompaniment of a sceptre, seemed but an empty
+sound to both of these ambitious rivals. The other accomplice, whose
+name was Loosang-Dchaltzan, and whose rank was that of Lama, or Kalmuck
+pontiff, was a person of far more distinguished pretensions; he had
+something of the same gloomy and terrific pride which marked the
+character of Zebek himself, manifesting also the same energy,
+accompanied by the same unfaltering cruelty, and a natural facility
+of dissimulation even more profound. It was by this man that the other
+question was settled as to the time for giving effect to their designs.
+His own pontifical character had suggested to him, that in order to
+strengthen their influence with the vast mob of simple-minded men whom
+they were to lead into a howling wilderness, after persuading them to
+lay desolate their own ancient hearths, it was indispensable that they
+should be able, in cases of extremity, to plead the express sanction of
+God for their entire enterprise. This could only be done by addressing
+themselves to the great head of their religion, the Dalai-Lama of Tibet.
+Him they easily persuaded to countenance their schemes: and an oracle
+was delivered solemnly at Tibet, to the effect that no ultimate
+prosperity would attend this great Exodus unless it were pursued through
+the years of the _tiger_ and the _hare_. Now, the Kalmuck custom is to
+distinguish their years by attaching to each a denomination taken from
+one of twelve animals, the exact order of succession being absolutely
+fixed, so that the cycle revolves of course through a period of a
+dozen years. Consequently, if the approaching year of the _tiger_ were
+suffered to escape them, in that case the expedition must be delayed for
+twelve years more, within which period, even were no other unfavorable
+changes to arise, it was pretty well foreseen that the Russian
+Government would take the most effectual means for bridling their
+vagrant propensities by a ring fence of forts or military posts; to say
+nothing of the still readier plan for securing their fidelity (a plan
+already talked of in all quarters), by exacting a large body of hostages
+selected from the families of the most influential nobles. On these
+cogent considerations, it was solemnly determined that this terrific
+experiment should be made in the next year of the _tiger_, which
+happened to fall upon the Christian year 1771. With respect to the
+month, there was, unhappily for the Kalmucks, even less latitude
+allowed to their choice than with respect to the year. It was absolutely
+necessary, or it was thought so, that the different divisions of the
+nation, which pastured their flocks on both banks of the Wolga, should
+have the means of effecting an instantaneous junction; because the
+danger of being intercepted by flying columns of the Imperial armies was
+precisely the greatest at the outset. Now, from the want of bridges, or
+sufficient river craft for transporting so vast a body of men, the sole
+means which could be depended upon (especially where so many women,
+children, and camels were concerned,) was _ice_: and this, in a state
+of sufficient firmness, could not be absolutely counted upon before the
+month of January. Hence it happened that this astonishing Exodus of a
+whole nation, before so much as a whisper of the design had begun to
+circulate amongst those whom it most interested, before it was even
+suspected that any man's wishes pointed in that direction, had been
+definitively appointed for January of the year 1771. And almost up
+to the Christmas of 1770, the poor simple Kalmuck herdsmen and their
+families were going nightly to their peaceful beds without even dreaming
+that the _fiat_ had already gone forth from their rulers which consigned
+those quiet abodes, together with the peace and comfort which reigned
+within them, to a withering desolation, now close at hand.
+
+Meantime war raged on a great scale between Russia and the Sultan.
+And, until the time arrived for throwing off their vassalage, it was
+necessary that Oubacha should contribute his usual contingent of martial
+aid. Nay, it had unfortunately become prudent that he should contribute
+much more than his usual aid. Human experience gives ample evidence
+that in some mysterious and unaccountable way no great design is ever
+agitated, no matter how few or how faithful may be the participators,
+but that some presentiment--some dim misgiving--is kindled amongst
+those whom it is chiefly important to blind. And, however it might have
+happened, certain it is, that already, when as yet no syllable of the
+conspiracy had been breathed to any man whose very existence was
+not staked upon its concealment, nevertheless, some vague and uneasy
+jealousy had arisen in the Russian Cabinet as to the future schemes of
+the Kalmuck Khan: and very probable it is--that, but for the war then
+raging, and the consequent prudence of conciliating a very important
+vassal, or, at least, of abstaining from what would powerfully alienate
+him, even at that moment such measures would have been adopted as
+must for ever have intercepted the Kalmuck schemes. Slight as were the
+jealousies of the Imperial Court, they had not escaped the Machiavelian
+eyes of Zebek and the Lama. And under their guidance, Oubacha, bending
+to the circumstances of the moment, and meeting the jealousy of the
+Russian Court with a policy corresponding to their own, strove by
+unusual zeal to efface the Czarina's unfavorable impressions. He
+enlarged the scale of his contributions; and _that_ so prodigiously,
+that he absolutely carried to head-quarters a force of 35,000 cavalry
+fully equipped; some go further, and rate the amount beyond 40,000: but
+the smaller estimate is, at all events, _within_ the truth.
+
+With this magnificent array of cavalry, heavy as well as light, the Khan
+went into the field under great expectations; and these he more than
+realized. Having the good fortune to be concerned with so ill-organized
+and disorderly a description of force as that which at all times
+composed the bulk of a Turkish army, he carried victory along with
+his banners; gained many partial successes; and at last, in a pitched
+battle, overthrew the Turkish force opposed to him with a loss of 5000
+men left upon the field.
+
+These splendid achievements seemed likely to operate in various ways
+against the impending revolt. Oubacha had now a strong motive, in the
+martial glory acquired, for continuing his connection with the empire
+in whose service he had won it, and by whom only it could be fully
+appreciated. He was now a great marshal of a great empire, one of the
+Paladins around the imperial throne; in China he would be nobody,
+or (worse than that) a mendicant-alien, prostrate at the feet,
+and soliciting the precarious alms of a prince with whom he had no
+connection. Besides, it might reasonably be expected that the Czarina,
+grateful for the really efficient aid given by the Tartar prince, would
+confer upon him such eminent rewards as might be sufficient to anchor
+his hopes upon Russia, and to wean him from every possible seduction.
+These were the obvious suggestions of prudence and good sense to every
+man who stood neutral in the case. But they were disappointed. The
+Czarina knew her obligations to the Khan, but she did not acknowledge
+them. Wherefore? That is a mystery, perhaps never to be explained. So
+it was, however. The Khan went unhonored; no _ukase_ ever proclaimed his
+merits; and, perhaps, had he even been abundantly recompensed by
+Russia, there were others who would have defeated these tendencies
+to reconciliation. Erempel, Zebek, and Loosang the Lama, were pledged
+life-deep to prevent any accommodation; and their efforts were
+unfortunately seconded by those of their deadliest enemies. In the
+Russian Court there were at that time some great nobles pre-occupied
+with feelings of hatred and blind malice towards the Kalmucks, quite as
+strong as any which the Kalmucks could harbor towards Russia, and not,
+perhaps, so well-founded. Just as much as the Kalmucks hated the Russian
+yoke, their galling assumption of authority, the marked air of disdain,
+as towards a nation of ugly, stupid, and filthy barbarians, which too
+generally marked the Russian bearing and language; but above all, the
+insolent contempt, or even outrages which the Russian governors or great
+military commandants tolerated in their followers towards the
+barbarous religion and superstitious mummeries of the Kalmuck
+priesthood--precisely in that extent did the ferocity of the Russian
+resentment, and their wrath at seeing the trampled worm turn or attempt
+a feeble retaliation, re-act upon the unfortunate Kalmucks. At this
+crisis it is probable that envy and wounded pride, upon witnessing
+the splendid victories of Oubacha and Momotbacha over the Turks and
+Bashkirs, contributed strength to the Russian irritation. And it must
+have been through the intrigues of those nobles about her person, who
+chiefly smarted under these feelings, that the Czarina could ever
+have lent herself to the unwise and ungrateful policy pursued at this
+critical period towards the Kalmuck Khan. That Czarina was no longer
+Elizabeth Petrowna, it was Catharine the Second; a princess who did not
+often err so injuriously (injuriously for herself as much as for
+others) in the measures of her government. She had soon ample reason
+for repenting of her false policy. Meantime, how much it must have
+co-operated with the other motives previously acting upon Oubacha in
+sustaining his determination to revolt; and how powerfully it must have
+assisted the efforts of all the Tartar chieftains in preparing the minds
+of their people to feel the necessity of this difficult enterprise, by
+arming their pride and their suspicions against the Russian Government,
+through the keenness of their sympathy with the wrongs of their insulted
+prince, may be readily imagined. It is a fact, and it has been
+confessed by candid Russians themselves, when treating of this great
+dismemberment, that the conduct of the Russian Cabinet throughout the
+period of suspense, and during the crisis of hesitation in the Kalmuck
+Council, was exactly such as was most desirable for the purposes of
+the conspirators; it was such, in fact, as to set the seal to all their
+machinations, by supplying distinct evidences and official vouchers for
+what could otherwise have been at the most matters of doubtful suspicion
+and indirect presumption.
+
+Nevertheless, in the face of all these arguments, and even allowing
+their weight so far as not at all to deny the injustice or the impolicy
+of the Imperial Ministers, it is contended by many persons who have
+reviewed the affair with a command of all the documents bearing on the
+case, more especially the letters or minutes of Council subsequently
+discovered, in the handwriting of Zebek-Dorchi, and the important
+evidence of the Russian captive Weseloff, who was carried off by the
+Kalmucks in their flight, that beyond all doubt Oubacha was powerless
+for any purpose of impeding, or even of delaying the revolt. He himself,
+indeed, was under religious obligations of the most terrific solemnity
+never to flinch from the enterprise, or even to slacken in his zeal;
+for Zebek-Dorchi, distrusting the firmness of his resolution under any
+unusual pressure of alarm or difficulty, had, in the very earliest
+stage of the conspiracy, availed himself of the Khan's well known
+superstition, to engage him, by means of previous concert with the
+priests and their head the Lama, in some dark and mysterious rites of
+consecration, terminating in oaths under such terrific sanctions as no
+Kalmuck would have courage to violate. As far, therefore, as regarded
+the personal share of the Khan in what was to come, Zebek was entirely
+at his ease: he knew him to be so deeply pledged by religious terrors to
+the prosecution of the conspiracy, that no honors within the Czarina's
+gift could have possibly shaken his adhesion: and then, as to threats
+from the same quarter, he knew him to be sealed against those fears
+by others of a gloomier character, and better adapted to his peculiar
+temperament. For Oubacha was a brave man, as respected all bodily
+enemies or the dangers of human warfare, but was as sensitive and timid
+as the most superstitious of old women in facing the frowns of a priest,
+or under the vague anticipations of ghostly retributions. But had it
+been otherwise, and had there been any reason to apprehend an unsteady
+demeanor on the part of this Prince at the approach of the critical
+moment, such were the changes already effected in the state of their
+domestic politics amongst the Tartars by the undermining arts of
+Zebek-Dorchi, and his ally the Lama, that very little importance would
+have attached to that doubt. All power was now effectually lodged in
+the hands of Zebek-Dorchi. He was the true and absolute wielder of
+the Kalmuck sceptre: all measures of importance were submitted to his
+discretion; and nothing was finally resolved but under his dictation.
+This result he had brought about in a year or two by means sufficiently
+simple; first of all, by availing himself of the prejudice in his favor,
+so largely diffused amongst the lowest of the Kalmucks, that his own
+title to the throne, in quality of great-grandson in a direct line from
+Ajouka, the most illustrious of all the Kalmuck Khans, stood upon a
+better basis than that of Oubacha, who derived from a collateral branch:
+secondly, with respect to that sole advantage which Oubacha possessed
+above himself in the ratification of his title, by improving this
+difference between their situations to the disadvantage of his
+competitor, as one who had not scrupled to accept that triumph from an
+alien power at the price of his independence, which he himself (as
+he would have it understood) disdained to court: thirdly, by his own
+talents and address, coupled with the ferocious energy of his moral
+character: fourthly--and perhaps in an equal degree--by the criminal
+facility and good-nature of Oubacha: finally, (which is remarkable
+enough, as illustrating the character of the man,) by that very
+new modelling of the Sarga or Privy Council, which he had used as a
+principal topic of abuse and malicious insinuation against the Russian
+Government, whilst in reality he first had suggested the alteration to
+the Empress, and he chiefly appropriated the political advantages which
+it was fitted to yield. For, as he was himself appointed the chief of
+the Sargatchi, and as the pensions of the inferior Sargatchi passed
+through his hands, whilst in effect they owed their appointments to his
+nomination, it may be easily supposed that whatever power existed in the
+state capable of controlling the Khan, being held by the Sarga under its
+new organization, and this body being completely under his influence,
+the final result was to throw all the functions of the state, whether
+nominally in the Prince or in the council, substantially into the hands
+of this one man: whilst, at the same time, from the strict league which
+he maintained with the Lama, all the thunders of the spiritual power
+were always ready to come in aid of the magistrate, or to supply his
+incapacity in cases which he could not reach.
+
+But the time was now rapidly approaching for the mighty experiment. The
+day was drawing near on which the signal was to be given for raising
+the standard of revolt, and by a combined movement on both sides of the
+Wolga for spreading the smoke of one vast conflagration, that should
+wrap in a common blaze their own huts and the stately cities of their
+enemies, over the breadth and length of those great provinces in which
+their flocks were dispersed. The year of the _tiger_ was now within one
+little month of its commencement; the fifth morning of that year was
+fixed for the fatal day, when the fortunes and happiness of a whole
+nation were to be put upon the hazard of a dicer's throw; and as yet
+that nation was in profound ignorance of the whole plan. The Khan, such
+was the kindness of his nature, could not bring himself to make the
+revelation so urgently required. It was clear, however, that this could
+not be delayed; and Zebek-Dorchi took the task willingly upon himself.
+But where or how should this notification be made, so as to exclude
+Russian hearers? After some deliberation, the following plan was
+adopted:--Couriers, it was contrived, should arrive in furious haste,
+one upon the heels of another, reporting a sudden inroad of the
+Kirghises and Bashkirs upon the Kalmuck lands, at a point distant
+about one hundred and twenty miles. Thither all the Kalmuck families,
+according to immemorial custom, were required to send a separate
+representative; and there, accordingly, within three days, all appeared.
+The distance, the solitary ground appointed for the rendezvous, the
+rapidity of the march, all tended to make it almost certain that no
+Russian could be present. Zebek-Dorchi then came forward. He did
+not waste many words upon rhetoric. He unfurled an immense sheet of
+parchment, visible from the outermost distance at which any of this vast
+crowd could stand; the total number amounted to eighty thousand; all
+saw, and many heard. They were told of the oppressions of Russia; of her
+pride and haughty disdain, evidenced towards them by a thousand acts; of
+her contempt for their religion; of her determination to reduce them to
+absolute slavery; of the preliminary measures she had already taken by
+erecting forts upon many of the great rivers of their neighborhood;
+of the ulterior intentions she thus announced to circumscribe their
+pastoral lands, until they would all be obliged to renounce their
+flocks, and to collect in towns like Sarepta, there to pursue mechanical
+and servile trades of shoemaker, tailor, and weaver, such as the
+freeborn Tartar had always disdained. 'Then again,' said the subtle
+prince, 'she increases her military levies upon our population every
+year; we pour out our blood as young men in her defence, or more often
+in support of her insolent aggressions; and as old men, we reap nothing
+from our sufferings, nor benefit by our survivorship where so many
+are sacrificed.' At this point of his harangue, Zebek produced several
+papers, (forged, as it is generally believed, by himself and the Lama,)
+containing projects of the Russian court for a general transfer of the
+eldest sons, taken _en masse_ from the greatest Kalmuck families, to
+the Imperial court. 'Now let this be once accomplished,' he argued,
+'and there is an end of all useful resistance from that day forwards.
+Petitions we might make, or even remonstrances; as men of words, we
+might play a bold part; but for deeds, for that sort of language by
+which our ancestors were used to speak; holding us by such a chain,
+Russia would make a jest of our wishes,--knowing full well that we
+should not dare to make any effectual movement.'
+
+Having thus sufficiently roused the angry passions of his vast audience,
+and having alarmed their fears by this pretended scheme against their
+first-born, (an artifice which was indispensable to his purpose, because
+it met beforehand _every_ form of amendment to his proposal coming from
+the more moderate nobles, who would not otherwise have failed to
+insist upon trying the effect of bold addresses to the Empress, before
+resorting to any desperate extremity,) Zebek-Dorchi opened his scheme of
+revolt, and, if so, of instant revolt; since any preparations reported
+at St. Petersburg would be a signal for the armies of Russia to cross
+into such positions from all parts of Asia, as would effectually
+intercept their march. It is remarkable, however, that, with all his
+audacity and his reliance upon the momentary excitement of the Kalmucks,
+the subtle prince did not venture, at this stage of his seduction, to
+make so startling a proposal as that of a flight to China. All that he
+held out for the present was a rapid march to the Temba or some other
+great river, which they were to cross, and to take up a strong position
+on the further bank, from which, as from a post of conscious security,
+they could hold a bolder language to the Czarina, and one which would
+have a better chance of winning a favorable audience.
+
+These things, in the irritated condition of the simple Tartars, passed
+by acclamation; and all returned homewards, to push forward with the
+most furious speed the preparations for their awful undertaking. Rapid
+and energetic these of necessity were; and in that degree they became
+noticeable and manifest to the Russians who happened to be intermingled
+with the different hordes, either on commercial errands, or as agents
+officially from the Russian Government, some in a financial, others in a
+diplomatic character.
+
+Amongst these last (indeed at the head of them) was a Russian of some
+distinction, by name Kichinskoi, a man memorable for his vanity, and
+memorable also as one of the many victims to the Tartar revolution. This
+Kichinskoi had been sent by the Empress as her envoy to overlook the
+conduct of the Kalmucks; he was styled the _Grand Pristaw_, or Great
+Commissioner, and was universally known amongst the Tartar tribes
+by this title. His mixed character of ambassador and of political
+_surveillant_, combined with the dependent state of the Kalmucks, gave
+him a real weight in the Tartar councils, and might have given him a
+far greater, had not his outrageous self-conceit, and his arrogant
+confidence in his own authority, as due chiefly to his personal
+qualities for command, led him into such harsh displays of power, and
+menaces so odious to the Tartar pride, as very soon made him an object
+of their profoundest malice. He had publicly insulted the Khan; and upon
+making a communication to him to the effect that some reports began to
+circulate, and even to reach the Empress, of a design in agitation to
+fly from the Imperial dominions, he had ventured to say,--'But this you
+dare not attempt; I laugh at such rumors; yes, Khan, I laugh at them to
+the Empress; for you are a chained bear, and that you know.' The Khan
+turned away on his heel with marked disdain; and the Pristaw, foaming
+at the mouth, continued to utter, amongst those of the Khan's attendants
+who staid behind, to catch his real sentiments in a moment of unguarded
+passion, all that the blindest frenzy of rage could suggest to the most
+presumptuous of fools. It was now ascertained that suspicions _had_
+arisen; but at the same time it was ascertained that the Pristaw spoke
+no more than the truth in representing himself to have discredited these
+suspicions. The fact was, that the mere infatuation of vanity made
+him believe that nothing could go on undetected by his all-piercing
+sagacity, and that no rebellion could prosper when rebuked by his
+commanding presence. The Tartars, therefore, pursued their preparations,
+confiding in the obstinate blindness of the Grand Pristaw as in their
+perfect safeguard; and such it proved--to his own ruin, as well as that
+of myriads beside.
+
+Christmas arrived; and, a little before that time, courier upon courier
+came dropping in, one upon the very heels of another, to St. Petersburg,
+assuring the Czarina that beyond all doubt the Kalmucks were in the
+very crisis of departure. These despatches came from the Governor of
+Astrachan, and copies were instantly forwarded to Kichinskoi. Now, it
+happened that between this governor--a Russian named Beketoff--and the
+Pristaw had been an ancient feud. The very name of Beketoff inflamed
+his resentment; and no sooner did he see that hated name attached to
+the despatch, than he felt himself confirmed in his former views with
+tenfold bigotry, and wrote instantly, in terms of the most pointed
+ridicule, against the new alarmist, pledging his own head upon the
+visionariness of his alarms. Beketoff, however, was not to be put down
+by a few hard words, or by ridicule: he persisted in his statements: the
+Russian Ministry were confounded by the obstinacy of the disputants; and
+some were beginning even to treat the Governor of Astrachan as a bore,
+and as the dupe of his own nervous terrors, when the memorable day
+arrived, the fatal 5th of January, which for ever terminated the
+dispute, and put a seal upon the earthly hopes and fortunes of
+unnumbered myriads. The Governor of Astrachan was the first to hear the
+news. Stung by the mixed furies of jealousy, of triumphant vengeance,
+and of anxious ambition, he sprang into his sledge, and, at the rate of
+three hundred miles a day, pursued his route to St. Petersburg, rushed
+into the Imperial presence,--announced the total realization of his
+worst predictions,--and upon the confirmation of this intelligence
+by subsequent despatches from many different posts on the Wolga, he
+received an imperial commission to seize the person of his deluded
+enemy, and to keep him in strict captivity. These orders were eagerly
+fulfilled, and the unfortunate Kichinskoi soon afterwards expired of
+grief and mortification in the gloomy solitude of a dungeon; a victim
+to his own immeasurable vanity, and the blinding self-delusions of a
+presumption that refused all warning.
+
+The Governor of Astrachan had been but too faithful a prophet. Perhaps
+even _he_ was surprised at the suddenness with which the verification
+followed his reports. Precisely on the 5th of January, the day so
+solemnly appointed under religious sanctions by the Lama, the Kalmucks
+on the east bank of the Wolga were seen at the earliest dawn of day
+assembling by troops and squadrons, and in the tumultuous movement of
+some great morning of battle. Tens of thousands continued moving off the
+ground at every half-hour's interval. Women and children, to the amount
+of two hundred thousand and upwards, were placed upon wagons, or upon
+camels, and drew off by masses of twenty thousand at once--placed under
+suitable escorts, and continually swelled in numbers by other outlying
+bodies of the horde who kept falling in at various distances upon the
+first and second day's march. From sixty to eighty thousand of those
+who were the best mounted stayed behind the rest of the tribes,
+with purposes of devastation and plunder more violent than prudence
+justified, or the amiable character of the Khan could be supposed to
+approve. But in this, as in other instances, he was completely overruled
+by the malignant counsels of Zebek-Dorchi. The first tempest of
+the desolating fury of the Tartars discharged itself upon their own
+habitations. But this, as cutting off all infirm looking backward from
+the hardships of their march, had been thought so necessary a measure by
+all the chieftains, that even Oubacha himself was the first to authorize
+the act by his own example. He seized a torch previously prepared with
+materials the most durable as well as combustible, and steadily applied
+it to the timbers of his own palace. Nothing was saved from the general
+wreck except the portable part of the domestic utensils, and that part
+of the woodwork which could be applied to the manufacture of the
+long Tartar lances. This chapter in their memorable day's work being
+finished, and the whole of their villages throughout a district of ten
+thousand square miles in one simultaneous blaze, the Tartars waited for
+further orders.
+
+These, it was intended, should have taken a character of valedictory
+vengeance, and thus have left behind to the Czarina a dreadful
+commentary upon the main motives of their flight. It was the purpose
+of Zebek-Dorchi that all the Russian towns, churches, and buildings of
+every description, should be given up to pillage and destruction, and
+such treatment applied to the defenceless inhabitants as might naturally
+be expected from a fierce people already infuriated by the spectacle
+of their own outrages, and by the bloody retaliations which they must
+necessarily have provoked. This part of the tragedy, however, was
+happily intercepted by a providential disappointment at the very
+crisis of departure. It has been mentioned already that the motive for
+selecting the depth of winter as the season of flight (which otherwise
+was obviously the very worst possible) had been the impossibility of
+effecting a junction sufficiently rapid with the tribes on the west of
+the Wolga, in the absence of bridges, unless by a natural bridge of ice.
+For this one advantage the Kalmuck leaders had consented to aggravate
+by a thousandfold the calamities inevitable to a rapid flight over
+boundless tracts of country with women, children, and herds of
+cattle--for this one single advantage; and yet, after all, it was lost.
+The reason never has been explained satisfactorily, but the fact was
+such. Some have said that the signals were not properly concerted
+for marking the moment of absolute departure; that is, for signifying
+whether the settled intention of the Eastern Kalmucks might not have
+been suddenly interrupted by adverse intelligence. Others have supposed
+that the ice might not be equally strong on both sides of the river,
+and might even be generally insecure for the treading of heavy and
+heavily-laden animals such as camels. But the prevailing notion is, that
+some accidental movements on the 3d and 4th of January of Russian troops
+in the neighborhood of the Western Kalmucks, though really having no
+reference to them or their plans, had been construed into certain
+signs that all was discovered; and that the prudence of the Western
+chieftains, who, from situation, had never been exposed to those
+intrigues by which Zebek-Dorchi had practised upon the pride of the
+Eastern tribes, now stepped in to save their people from ruin. Be the
+cause what it might, it is certain that the Western Kalmucks were
+in some way prevented from forming the intended junction with their
+brethren of the opposite bank; and the result was, that at least one
+hundred thousand of these Tartars were left behind in Russia. This
+accident it was which saved their Russian neighbors universally from
+the desolation which else awaited them. One general massacre and
+conflagration would assuredly have surprised them, to the utter
+extermination of their property, their houses, and themselves, had it
+not been for this disappointment. But the Eastern chieftains did not
+dare to put to hazard the safety of their brethren under the first
+impulse of the Czarina's vengeance for so dreadful a tragedy; for
+as they were well aware of too many circumstances by which she might
+discover the concurrence of the Western people in the general scheme of
+revolt, they justly feared that she would thence infer their concurrence
+also in the bloody events which marked its outset.
+
+Little did the Western Kalmucks guess what reasons they also had for
+gratitude on account of an interposition so unexpected, and which at
+the moment they so generally deplored. Could they but have witnessed the
+thousandth part of the sufferings which overtook their Eastern brethren
+in the first month of their sad flight, they would have blessed Heaven
+for their own narrow escape; and yet these sufferings of the first month
+were but a prelude or foretaste comparatively slight of those which
+afterwards succeeded.
+
+For now began to unroll the most awful series of calamities, and the
+most extensive, which is anywhere recorded to have visited the sons and
+daughters of men. It is possible that the sudden inroads of destroying
+nations, such as the Huns, or the Avars, or the Mongol Tartars, may have
+inflicted misery as extensive; but there the misery and the desolation
+would be sudden--like the flight of volleying lightning. Those who were
+spared at first would generally be spared to the end; those who perished
+would perish instantly. It is possible that the French retreat from
+Moscow may have made some nearer approach to this calamity in duration,
+though still a feeble and miniature approach; for the French sufferings
+did not commence in good earnest until about one month from the time of
+leaving Moscow; and though it is true that afterwards the vials of wrath
+were emptied upon the devoted army for six or seven weeks in succession,
+yet what is that to this Kalmuck tragedy, which lasted for more than as
+many months? But the main feature of horror, by which the Tartar march
+was distinguished from the French, lies in the accompaniment of women
+[Footnote: Singular it is, and not generally known, that Grecian women
+accompanied the _Anabasis_ of the younger Cyrus and the subsequent
+Retreat of the Ten Thousand. Xenophon affirms that there were 'many'
+women in the Greek army--pollai aesun etairai en tosratenaeazi; and in
+a late stage of that trying expedition it is evident that women were
+amongst the survivors.] and children. There were both, it is true, with
+the French army, but so few as to bear no visible proportion to the
+total numbers concerned. The French, in short, were merely an army--a
+host of professional destroyers, whose regular trade was bloodshed, and
+whose regular element was danger and suffering. But the Tartars were a
+nation carrying along with them more than two hundred and fifty thousand
+women and children, utterly unequal, for the most part, to any contest
+with the calamities before them. The Children of Israel were in the same
+circumstances as to the accompaniment of their families; but they were
+released from the pursuit of their enemies in a very early stage of
+their flight; and their subsequent residence in the Desert was not a
+march, but a continued halt, and under a continued interposition of
+Heaven for their comfortable support. Earthquakes, again, however
+comprehensive in their ravages, are shocks of a moment's duration. A
+much nearer approach made to the wide range and the long duration of the
+Kalmuck tragedy may have been in a pestilence such as that which visited
+Athens in the Peloponnesian war, or London in the reign of Charles II.
+There also the martyrs were counted by myriads, and the period of the
+desolation was counted by months. But, after all, the total amount
+of destruction was on a smaller scale; and there was this feature of
+alleviation to the _conscious_ pressure of the calamity--that the misery
+was withdrawn from public notice into private chambers and hospitals.
+The siege of Jerusalem by Vespasian and his son, taken in its entire
+circumstances, comes nearest of all--for breadth and depth of suffering,
+for duration, for the exasperation of the suffering from without by
+internal feuds, and, finally, for that last most appalling expression of
+the furnace-heat of the anguish in its power to extinguish the natural
+affections even of maternal love. But, after all, each case had
+circumstances of romantic misery peculiar to itself--circumstances
+without precedent, and (wherever human nature is ennobled by
+Christianity) it may be confidently hoped--never to be repeated.
+
+The first point to be reached, before any hope of repose could be
+encouraged, was the river Jaik. This was not above three hundred miles
+from the main point of departure on the Wolga; and if the march thither
+was to be a forced one, and a severe one, it was alleged on the other
+hand that the suffering would be the more brief and transient; one
+summary exertion, not to be repeated, and all was achieved. Forced
+the march was, and severe beyond example: there the forewarning
+proved correct; but the promised rest proved a mere phantom of the
+wilderness--a visionary rainbow, which fled before their hope-sick eyes,
+across these interminable solitudes, for seven months of hardship and
+calamity, without a pause. These sufferings, by their very nature, and
+the circumstances under which they arose, were (like the scenery of the
+_Steppes_) somewhat monotonous in their coloring and external features:
+what variety, however, there was, will be most naturally exhibited
+by tracing historically the successive stages of the general misery,
+exactly as it unfolded itself under the double agency of weakness still
+increasing from within, and hostile pressure from without. Viewed in
+this manner, under the real order of development, it is remarkable that
+these sufferings of the Tartars, though under the moulding hands of
+accident, arrange themselves almost with a scenical propriety. They seem
+combined, as with the skill of an artist; the intensity of the misery
+advancing regularly with the advances of the march, and the stages of
+the calamity corresponding to the stages of the route; so that, upon
+raising the curtain which veils the great catastrophe, we behold one
+vast climax of anguish, towering upwards by regular gradations, as if
+constructed artificially for picturesque effect:--a result which might
+not have been surprising, had it been reasonable to anticipate the same
+rate of speed, and even an accelerated rate, as prevailing through the
+later stages of the expedition. But it seemed, on the contrary, most
+reasonable to calculate upon a continual decrement in the rate of motion
+according to the increasing distance from the head-quarters of
+the pursuing enemy. This calculation, however, was defeated by the
+extraordinary circumstance, that the Russian armies did not begin
+to close in very fiercely upon the Kalmucks until after they had
+accomplished a distance of full two thousand miles; one thousand miles
+further on the assaults became even more tumultuous and murderous; and
+already the great shadows of the Chinese Wall were dimly descried, when
+the frenzy and _acharnement_ of the pursuers, and the bloody desperation
+of the miserable fugitives had reached its uttermost extremity. Let us
+briefly rehearse the main stages of the misery, and trace the ascending
+steps of the tragedy, according to the great divisions of the route
+marked out by the central rivers of Asia.
+
+The first stage, we have already said, was from the Wolga to the Jaik;
+the distance about three hundred miles; the time allowed seven days.
+For the first week, therefore, the rate of marching averaged about
+forty-three English miles a day. The weather was cold, but bracing;
+and, at a more moderate pace, this part of the journey might have been
+accomplished without much distress by a people as hardy as the Kalmucks:
+as it was, the cattle suffered greatly from overdriving: milk began to
+fail even for the children: the sheep perished by wholesale: and the
+children themselves were saved only by the innumerable camels.
+
+The Cossacks, who dwelt upon the banks of the Jaik, were the first among
+the subjects of Russia to come into collision with the Kalmucks. Great
+was their surprise at the suddenness of the irruption, and great also
+their consternation: for, according to their settled custom, by far the
+greater part of their number was absent during the winter months at the
+fisheries upon the Caspian. Some who were liable to surprise at the most
+exposed points, fled in crowds to the fortress of Koulagina, which was
+immediately invested, and summoned by Oubacha. He had, however, in his
+train only a few light pieces of artillery; and the Russian commandant
+at Koulagina, being aware of the hurried circumstances in which the
+Khan was placed, and that he stood upon the very edge, as it were, of
+a renewed flight, felt encouraged by these considerations to a more
+obstinate resistance than might else have been advisable, with an enemy
+so little disposed to observe the usages of civilized warfare. The
+period of his anxiety was not long: on the fifth day of the siege, he
+descried from the walls a succession of Tartar couriers, mounted upon
+fleet Bactrian camels, crossing the vast plains around the fortress at a
+furious pace, and riding into the Kalmuck encampment at various points.
+Great agitation appeared immediately to follow; orders were soon after
+despatched in all directions: and it became speedily known that upon a
+distant flank of the Kalmuck movement a bloody and exterminating battle
+had been fought the day before, in which one entire tribe of the Khan's
+dependents, numbering not less than nine thousand fighting men, had
+perished to the last man. This was the _ouloss_, or clan, called
+_Feka-Zechorr_, between whom and the Cossacks there was a feud of
+ancient standing. In selecting, therefore, the points of attack, on
+occasion of the present hasty inroad, the Cossack chiefs were naturally
+eager so to direct their efforts as to combine with the service of the
+Empress some gratification to their own party hatreds; more especially
+as the present was likely to be their final opportunity for revenge if
+the Kalmuck evasion should prosper. Having, therefore, concentrated as
+large a body of Cossack cavalry as circumstances allowed, they attacked
+the hostile _ouloss_ with a precipitation which denied to it all means
+for communicating with Oubacha; for the necessity of commanding an ample
+range of pasturage, to meet the necessities of their vast flocks and
+herds, had separated this _ouloss_ from the Khan's head-quarters by an
+interval of eighty miles: and thus it was, and not from oversight, that
+it came to be thrown entirely upon its own resources. These had proved
+insufficient; retreat, from the exhausted state of their horses and
+camels, no less than from the prodigious encumbrances of their live
+stock, was absolutely out of the question: quarter was disdained on the
+one side, and would not have been granted on the other; and thus it had
+happened that the setting sun of that one day (the 13th from the first
+opening of the revolt) threw his parting rays upon the final agonies of
+an ancient _ouloss_, stretched upon a bloody field, who on that day's
+dawning had held and styled themselves an independent nation.
+
+Universal consternation was diffused through the wide borders of the
+Khan's encampment by this disastrous intelligence; not so much on
+account of the numbers slain, or the total extinction of a powerful
+ally, as because the position of the Cossack force was likely to put to
+hazard the future advances of the Kalmucks, or at least to retard, and
+hold them in check, until the heavier columns of the Russian army should
+arrive upon their flanks. The siege of Koulagina was instantly raised;
+and that signal, so fatal to the happiness of the women and their
+children, once again resounded through the tents--the signal for flight,
+and this time for a flight more rapid than ever. About one hundred and
+fifty miles ahead of their present position, there arose a tract of
+hilly country, forming a sort of margin to the vast, sea-like expanse
+of champaign savannas, steppes, and occasionally of sandy deserts, which
+stretched away on each side of this margin both eastwards and westwards.
+Pretty nearly in the centre of this hilly range, lay a narrow defile,
+through which passed the nearest and the most practicable route to the
+river Torgai (the further bank of which river offered the next great
+station of security for a general halt.) It was the more essential to
+gain this pass before the Cossacks, inasmuch as not only would the
+delay in forcing the pass give time to the Russian pursuing columns for
+combining their attacks and for bringing up their artillery, but also
+because (even if all enemies in pursuit were thrown out of the question)
+it was held by those best acquainted with the difficult and obscure
+geography of these pathless steppes--that the loss of this one narrow
+strait amongst the hills would have the effect of throwing them (as
+their only alternative in a case where so wide a sweep of pasturage was
+required) upon a circuit of at least five hundred miles extra; besides
+that, after all, this circuitous route would carry them to the Torgai at
+a point ill fitted for the passage of their heavy baggage. The defile
+in the hills, therefore, it was resolved to gain; and yet, unless they
+moved upon it with the velocity of light cavalry, there was little
+chance but it would be found pre-occupied by the Cossacks. They, it is
+true, had suffered greatly in the recent sanguinary action with their
+enemies; but the excitement of victory, and the intense sympathy with
+their unexampled triumph, had again swelled their ranks--and would
+probably act with the force of a vortex to draw in their simple
+countrymen from the Caspian. The question, therefore, of pre-occupation
+was reduced to a race. The Cossacks were marching upon an oblique line
+not above fifty miles longer than that which led to the same point from
+the Kalmuck head-quarters before Koulagina: and therefore without the
+most furious haste on the part of the Kalmucks, there was not a chance
+for them, burdened and 'trashed' [Footnote: _'Trashed'_--This is an
+expressive word used by Beaumont and Fletcher in their Bonduca, etc., to
+describe the case of a person retarded and embarrassed in flight, or in
+pursuit, by some encumbrance, whether thing or person, too valuable to
+be left behind.] as they were, to anticipate so agile a light cavalry as
+the Cossacks in seizing this important pass.
+
+Dreadful were the feelings of the poor women on hearing this exposition
+of the case. For they easily understood that too capital an interest
+(the _summa rerum_) was now at stake to allow of any regard to
+minor interests, or what would be considered such in their present
+circumstances. The dreadful week already passed,--their inauguration in
+misery,--was yet fresh in their remembrance. The scars of suffering were
+impressed not only upon their memories, but upon their very persons and
+the persons of their children. And they knew that where no speed had
+much chance of meeting the cravings of the chieftains, no test would
+be accepted, short of absolute exhaustion, that as much had been
+accomplished as could be accomplished. Weseloff, the Russian captive,
+has recorded the silent wretchedness with which the women and elder boys
+assisted in drawing the tent-ropes. On the 5th of January all had been
+animation, and the joyousness of indefinite expectation: now, on the
+contrary, a brief but bitter experience had taught them to take an
+amended calculation of what it was that lay before them.
+
+One whole day and far into the succeeding night had the renewed flight
+continued: the sufferings had been greater than before: for the cold had
+been more intense: and many perished out of the living creatures through
+every class, except only the camels--whose powers of endurance seemed
+equally adapted to cold and heat. The second morning, however, brought
+an alleviation to the distress. Snow had begun to fall: and though not
+deep at present, it was easily foreseen that it soon would be so; and
+that, as a halt would in that case become unavoidable, no plan could
+be better than that of staying where they were: especially as the same
+cause would check the advance of the Cossacks. Here then was the last
+interval of comfort which gleamed upon the unhappy nation during their
+whole migration. For ten days the snow continued to fall with little
+intermission. At the end of that time keen bright frosty weather
+succeeded: the drifting had ceased: in three days the smooth expanse
+became firm enough to support the treading of the camels, and the flight
+was recommenced. But during the halt much domestic comfort had been
+enjoyed: and for the last time universal plenty. The cows and oxen had
+perished in such vast numbers on the previous marches, that an order was
+now issued to turn what remained to account by slaughtering the whole,
+and salting whatever part should be found to exceed the immediate
+consumption. This measure led to a scene of general banqueting and even
+of festivity amongst all who were not incapacitated for joyous emotions
+by distress of mind, by grief for the unhappy experience of the few last
+days, and by anxiety for the too gloomy future. Seventy thousand persons
+of all ages had already perished; exclusively of the many thousand
+allies who had been cut down by the Cossack sabre. And the losses in
+reversion were likely to be many more. For rumors began now to arrive
+from all quarters, by the mounted couriers whom the Khan had despatched
+to the rear and to each flank as well as in advance, that large masses
+of the Imperial troops were converging from all parts of Central Asia
+to the fords of the river Torgai as the most convenient point for
+intercepting the flying tribes: and it was already well known that a
+powerful division was close in their rear, and was retarded only by
+the numerous artillery which had been judged necessary to support their
+operations. New motives were thus daily arising for quickening the
+motions of the wretched Kalmucks, and for exhausting those who were
+previously but too much exhausted.
+
+It was not until the 2d day of February that the Khan's advanced guard
+came in sight of Ouchim, the defile among the hills of Moulgaldchares,
+in which they anticipated so bloody an opposition from the Cossacks. A
+pretty large body of these light cavalry had, in fact, pre-occupied the
+pass by some hours; but the Khan having too great advantages, namely,
+a strong body of infantry, who had been conveyed by sections of five on
+about two hundred camels, and some pieces of light artillery which
+he had not yet been forced to abandon, soon began to make a serious
+impression upon this unsupported detachment; and they would probably at
+any rate have retired; but at the very moment when they were making some
+dispositions in that view, Zebek-Dorchi appeared upon their rear with
+a body of trained riflemen, who had distinguished themselves in the war
+with Turkey. These men had contrived to crawl unobserved over the cliffs
+which skirted the ravine, availing themselves of the dry beds of the
+summer torrents, and other inequalities of the ground, to conceal their
+movement. Disorder and trepidation ensued instantly in the Cossack
+files; the Khan, who had been waiting with the _elite_ of his heavy
+cavalry, charged furiously upon them; total overthrow followed to the
+Cossacks, and a slaughter such as in some measure avenged the
+recent bloody extermination of their allies, the ancient _ouloss_ of
+Feka-Zechorr. The slight horses of the Cossacks were unable to support
+the weight of heavy Polish dragoons and a body of trained _cameleers_
+(that is, cuirassiers mounted on camels); hardy they were, but
+not strong, nor a match for their antagonists in weight; and their
+extraordinary efforts through the last few days to gain their present
+position, had greatly diminished their powers for effecting an escape.
+Very few, in fact, _did_ escape; and the bloody day of Ouchim became as
+memorable amongst the Cossacks as that which, about twenty days before,
+had signalized the complete annihilation of the Faka-Zechorr. [Footnote:
+There was another _ouloss_ equally strong with that of _Feka-Zechorr_,
+viz., that of Erketunn, under the government of Assarcho and Machi, whom
+some obligations of treaty or other hidden motives drew into the general
+conspiracy of revolt. But fortunately the two chieftains found means
+to assure the Governor of Astrachan, on the first outbreak of the
+insurrection, that their real wishes were for maintaining the old
+connection with Russia. The Cossacks, therefore, to whom the pursuit
+was intrusted, had instructions to act cautiously and according to
+circumstances on coming up with them. The result was, through the
+prudent management of Assarcho, that the clan, without compromising
+their pride or independence, made such moderate submissions as satisfied
+the Cossacks; and eventually both chiefs and people received from the
+Czarina the rewards and honors of exemplary fidelity.]
+
+The road was now open to the river Igritch, and as yet even far beyond
+it to the Torgau; but how long this state of things would continue, was
+every day more doubtful. Certain intelligence was now received that a
+large Russian army, well appointed in every arm, was advancing upon the
+Torgau, under the command of General Traubenberg. This officer was to be
+joined on his route by ten thousand Bashkirs, and pretty nearly the
+same amount of Kirghises--both hereditary enemies of the Kalmucks--both
+exasperated to a point of madness by the bloody trophies which Oubacha
+and Momotbacha had, in late years, won from such of their compatriots as
+served under the Sultan. The Czarina's yoke these wild nations bore with
+submissive patience, but not the hands by which it had been imposed;
+and, accordingly, catching with eagerness at the present occasion
+offered to their vengeance, they sent an assurance to the Czarina of
+their perfect obedience to her commands, and at the same time a message
+significantly declaring in what spirit they meant to execute them, viz.,
+'That they would not trouble her Majesty with prisoners.'
+
+Here then arose, as before with the Cossacks, a race for the Kalmucks
+with the regular armies of Russia, and concurrently with nations as
+fierce and semi-humanized as themselves, besides that they were stung
+into threefold activity by the furies of mortified pride and military
+abasement, under the eyes of the Turkish Sultan. The forces, and more
+especially the artillery, of Russia, were far too overwhelming to permit
+the thought of a regular opposition in pitched battles, even with a less
+dilapidated state of their resources than they could reasonably expect
+at the period of their arrival on the Torgau. In their speed lay their
+only hope--in strength of foot, as before, and not in strength of arm.
+Onward, therefore, the Kalmucks pressed, marking the lines of their
+wide-extending march over the sad solitudes of the steppes by a
+never-ending chain of corpses. The old and the young, the sick man on
+his couch, the mother with her baby--all were left behind. Sights such
+as these, with the many rueful aggravations incident to the helpless
+condition of infancy--of disease and of female weakness abandoned to
+the wolves amidst a howling wilderness, continued to track their course
+through a space of full two thousand miles; for so much at the least,
+it was likely to prove, including the circuits to which they were often
+compelled by rivers or hostile tribes, from the point of starting on the
+Wolga until they could reach their destined halting-ground on the
+east bank of the Torgau. For the first seven weeks of this march their
+sufferings had been embittered by the excessive severity of the cold;
+and every night--so long as wood was to be had for fires, either from
+the lading of the camels, or from the desperate sacrifice of their
+baggage-wagons, or (as occasionally happened) from the forests which
+skirted the banks of the many rivers which crossed their path--no
+spectacle was more frequent than that of a circle, composed of men,
+women, and children, gathered by hundreds round a central fire, all dead
+and stiff at the return of morning light. Myriads were left behind from
+pure exhaustion of whom none had a chance, under the combined evils
+which beset them, of surviving through the next twenty-four hours.
+Frost, however, and snow at length ceased to persecute; the vast extent
+of the march at length brought them into more genial latitudes, and the
+unusual duration of the march was gradually bringing them into the
+more genial seasons of the year: Two thousand miles had at least been
+traversed; February, March, April were gone; the balmy month of May had
+opened; vernal sights and sounds came from every side to comfort the
+heart-weary travellers; and at last, in the latter end of May, they
+crossed the Torgau, and took up a position where they hoped to find
+liberty to repose themselves for many weeks in comfort as well as in
+security, and to draw such supplies from the fertile neighborhood as
+might restore their shattered forces to a condition for executing, with
+less of wreck and ruin, the large remainder of the journey.
+
+Yes; it was true that two thousand miles of wandering had been
+completed, but in a period of nearly five months, and with the terrific
+sacrifice of at least two hundred and fifty thousand souls, to say
+nothing of herds and flocks past all reckoning. These had all perished:
+ox, cow, horse, mule, ass, sheep, or goat, not one survived--only the
+camels. These arid and adust creatures, looking like the mummies of some
+antediluvian animals, without the affections or sensibilities of flesh
+and blood--these only still erected their speaking eyes to the eastern
+heavens, and had to all appearance come out from this long tempest
+of trial unscathed and unharmed. The Khan, knowing how much he was
+individually answerable for the misery which had been sustained, must
+have wept tears even more bitter than those of Xerxes when he threw his
+eyes over the myriads whom he had assembled: for the tears of Xerxes
+were unmingled with compunction. Whatever amends were in his power
+he resolved to make by sacrifices to the general good of all personal
+regards; and accordingly, even at this point of their advance, he once
+more deliberately brought under review the whole question of the revolt.
+The question was formally debated before the Council, whether, even at
+this point, they should untread their steps, and, throwing themselves
+upon the Czarina's mercy, return to their old allegiance? In that
+case, Oubacha professed himself willing to become the scapegoat for the
+general transgression. This, he argued, was no fantastic scheme, but
+even easy of accomplishment; for the unlimited and sacred power of the
+Khan, so well known to the Empress, made it absolutely iniquitous to
+attribute any separate responsibility to the people--upon the Khan
+rested the guilt, upon the Khan would descend the Imperial vengeance.
+This proposal was applauded for its generosity, but was energetically
+opposed by Zebek-Dorchi. Were they to lose the whole journey of two
+thousand miles? Was their misery to perish without fruit; true it was
+that they had yet reached only the half-way house; but, in that respect,
+the motives were evenly balanced for retreat or for advance. Either way
+they would have pretty nearly the same distance to traverse, but
+with this difference--that, forwards, their rout lay through lands
+comparatively fertile--backwards, through a blasted wilderness, rich
+only in memorials of their sorrow, and hideous to Kalmuck eyes by the
+trophies of their calamity. Besides, though the Empress might accept
+an excuse for the past, would she the less forbear to suspect for the
+future? The Czarina's _pardon_ they might obtain, but could they
+ever hope to recover her _confidence_? Doubtless there would now be a
+standing presumption against them, an immortal ground of jealousy; and
+a jealous government would be but another name for a harsh one. Finally,
+whatever motives there ever had been for the revolt surely remained
+unimpaired by anything that had occurred. In reality the revolt was,
+after all, no revolt, but (strictly speaking) a return to their old
+allegiance, since, not above one hundred and fifty years ago (viz., in
+the year 1616,) their ancestors had revolted from the Emperor of China.
+They had now tried both governments; and for them China was the land of
+promise, and Russia the house of bondage.
+
+Spite, however, of all that Zebek could say or do, the yearning of the
+people was strongly in behalf of the Khan's proposal; the pardon of
+their prince, they persuaded themselves, would be readily conceded by
+the Empress; and there is little doubt that they would at this time have
+thrown themselves gladly upon the Imperial mercy; when suddenly all was
+defeated by the arrival of two envoys from Traubenberg. This general had
+reached the fortress of Orsk, after a very painful march, on the 12th of
+April; thence he set forwards towards Oriembourg, which he reached
+upon the 1st of June, having been joined on his route at various times
+through the month of May by the Kirghises and a corps of ten thousand
+Bashkirs. From Oriembourg he sent forward his official offer to
+the Khan, which were harsh and peremptory, holding out no specific
+stipulations as to pardon or impunity, and exacting unconditional
+submission as the preliminary price of any cessation from military
+operations. The personal character of Traubenberg, which was anything
+but energetic, and the condition of his army, disorganized in a great
+measure by the length and severity of the march, made it probable that,
+with a little time for negotiation, a more conciliatory tone would have
+been assumed. But, unhappily for all parties, sinister events occurred
+in the meantime, such as effectually put an end to every hope of the
+kind.
+
+The two envoys sent forward by Traubenberg had reported to this
+officer that a distance of only ten days' march lay between his own
+head-quarters and those of the Khan. Upon this fact transpiring, the
+Kirghises, by their prince Nourali, and the Bashkirs, entreated the
+Russian general to advance without delay. Once having placed his cannon
+in position, so as to command the Kalmuck camp, the fate of the rebel
+Khan and his people would be in his own hands; and they would themselves
+form his advanced guard. Traubenberg, however, _why_ has not been
+certainly explained, refused to march, grounding his refusal upon the
+condition of his army, and their absolute need of refreshment. Long
+and fierce was the altercation; but at length, seeing no chance of
+prevailing, and dreading above all other events the escape of their
+detested enemy, the ferocious Bashkirs went off in a body by forced
+marches. In six days they reached the Torgau, crossed by swimming their
+horses, and fell upon the Kalmucks, who were dispersed for many a league
+in search of food or provender for their camels. The first day's action
+was one vast succession of independent skirmishes, diffused over a field
+of thirty to forty miles in extent; one party often breaking up into
+three or four, and again (according to the accidents of ground) three or
+four blending into one; flight and pursuit, rescue and total overthrow,
+going on simultaneously, under all varieties of form, in all quarters of
+the plain. The Bashkirs had found themselves obliged, by the scattered
+state of the Kalmucks, to split up into innumerable sections; and thus,
+for some hours, it had been impossible for the most practised eye to
+collect the general tendency of the day's fortune. Both the Khan and
+Zebek-Dorchi were at one moment made prisoners, and more than once in
+imminent danger of being cut down; but at length Zebek succeeded in
+rallying a strong column of infantry, which, with the support of the
+camel-corps on each flank, compelled the Bashkirs to retreat. Clouds,
+however, of these wild cavalry continued to arrive through the next two
+days and nights, followed or accompanied by the Kirghises. These being
+viewed as the advanced parties of Traubenberg's army, the Kalmuck
+chieftains saw no hope of safety but in flight; and in this way it
+happened that a retreat, which had so recently been brought to a
+pause, was resumed at the very moment when the unhappy fugitives were
+anticipating a deep repose without further molestation, the whole summer
+through.
+
+It seemed as though every variety of wretchedness were predestined to
+the Kalmucks; and as if their sufferings were incomplete unless they
+were rounded and matured by all that the most dreadful agencies of
+summer's heat could superadd to those of frost and winter. To this
+sequel of their story we shall immediately revert, after first noticing
+a little romantic episode which occurred at this point between Oubacha
+and his unprincipled cousin Zebek-Dorchi.
+
+There was at the time of the Kalmuck flight from the Wolga, a Russian
+gentleman of some rank at the court of the Khan, whom, for political
+reasons, it was thought necessary to carry along with them as a captive.
+For some weeks his confinement had been very strict, and in one or
+two instances cruel. But, as the increasing distance was continually
+diminishing the chances of escape, and perhaps, also, as the misery of
+the guards gradually withdrew their attention from all minor interests
+to their own personal sufferings, the vigilance of the custody grew
+more and more relaxed; until at length, upon a petition to the Khan, Mr.
+Weseloff was formally restored to liberty; and it was understood that
+he might use his liberty in whatever way he chose, even for returning
+to Russia, if that should be his wish. Accordingly, he was making active
+preparations for his journey to St. Petersburg, when it occurred to
+Zebek-Dorchi that, not improbably, in some of the battles which were
+then anticipated with Traubenberg, it might happen to them to lose some
+prisoner of rank, in which case the Russian Weseloff would be a pledge
+in their hands for negotiating an exchange. Upon this plea, to his own
+severe affliction, the Russian was detained until the further pleasure
+of the Khan. The Khan's name, indeed, was used through the whole affair,
+but, as it seemed, with so little concurrence on his part, that, when
+Weseloff in a private audience humbly remonstrated upon the injustice
+done him, and the cruelty of thus sporting with his feelings by setting
+him at liberty, and, as it were, tempting him into dreams of home
+and restored happiness only for the purpose of blighting them, the
+good-natured prince disclaimed all participation in the affair, and went
+so far in proving his sincerity as even to give him permission to effect
+his escape; and, as a ready means of commencing it without raising
+suspicion, the Khan mentioned to Mr. Weseloff that he had just then
+received a message from the Hetman of the Bashkirs, soliciting a
+private interview on the banks of the Torgau at a spot pointed out; that
+interview was arranged for the coming night; and Mr. Weseloff might
+go in the Khan's _suite_, which on either side was not to exceed three
+persons. Weseloff was a prudent man, acquainted with the world, and
+he read treachery in the very outline of this scheme, as stated by the
+Khan--treachery against the Khan's person. He mused a little, and then
+communicated so much of his suspicions to the Khan as might put him on
+his guard; but, upon further consideration, he begged leave to decline
+the honor of accompanying the Khan. The fact was, that three Kalmucks,
+who had strong motives for returning to their countrymen on the west
+bank of the Wolga, guessing the intentions of Weseloff, had offered to
+join him in his escape. These men the Khan would probably find himself
+obliged to countenance in their project; so that it became a point
+of honor with Weseloff to conceal their intentions, and therefore to
+accomplish the evasion from the camp, (of which the first steps only
+would be hazardous,) without risking the notice of the Khan.
+
+The district in which they were now encamped abounded, through many
+hundred miles, with wild horses of a docile and beautiful breed. Each
+of the four fugitives had caught from seven to ten of these spirited
+creatures in the course of the last few days; this raised no suspicion;
+for the rest of the Kalmucks had been making the same sort of provision
+against the coming toils of their remaining route to China. These horses
+were secured by halters, and hidden about dusk in the thickets which
+lined the margin of the river. To these thickets, about ten at night,
+the four fugitives repaired; they took a circuitous path, which drew
+them as little as possible within danger of challenge from any of the
+outposts or of the patrols which had been established on the quarters
+where the Bashkirs lay; and in three quarters of an hour they reached
+the rendezvous. The moon had now risen, the horses were unfastened, and
+they were in the act of mounting, when the deep silence of the woods
+was disturbed by a violent uproar, and the clashing of arms. Weseloff
+fancied that he heard the voice of the Khan shouting for assistance.
+He remembered the communication made by that prince in the morning; and
+requesting his companions to support him, he rode off in the direction
+of the sound. A very short distance brought him to an open glade in the
+wood, where he beheld four men contending with a party of at least
+nine or ten. Two of the four were dismounted at the very instant of
+Weseloff's arrival; one of these he recognized almost certainly as the
+Khan, who was fighting hand to hand, but at great disadvantage, with two
+of the adverse horsemen. Seeing that no time was to be lost, Weseloff
+fired, and brought down one of the two. His companions discharged their
+carbines at the same moment, and then all rushed simultaneously into
+the little open area. The thundering sound of about thirty horses, all
+rushing at once into a narrow space, gave the impression that a whole
+troop of cavalry was coming down upon the assailants; who, accordingly,
+wheeled about and fled with one impulse. Weseloff advanced to the
+dismounted cavalier, who, as he expected, proved to be the Khan. The
+man whom Weseloff had shot was lying dead; and both were shocked, though
+Weseloff at least was not surprised, on stooping down and scrutinizing
+his features, to recognize a well known confidential servant of
+Zebek-Dorchi. Nothing was said by either party. The Khan rode off,
+escorted by Weseloff and his companions, and for some time a dead
+silence prevailed. The situation of Weseloff was delicate and critical;
+to leave the Khan at this point was probably to cancel their recent
+services; for he might be again crossed on his path, and again attacked
+by the very party from whom he had just been delivered. Yet, on the
+other hand, to return to the camp was to endanger the chances of
+accomplishing the escape. The Khan also was apparently revolving
+all this in his mind, for at length he broke silence, and said--'I
+comprehend your situation; and, under other circumstances, I might feel
+it my duty to detain your companions. But it would ill become me to do
+so after the important service you have just rendered me. Let us turn a
+little to the left. There, where you see the watchfire, is an outpost.
+Attend me so far. I am then safe. You may turn and pursue your
+enterprise; for the circumstances under which you will appear, as my
+escort, are sufficient to shield you from all suspicion for the present.
+I regret having no better means at my disposal for testifying my
+gratitude. But tell me, before we part, was it accident only which led
+you to my rescue? Or had you acquired any knowledge of the plot by which
+I was decoyed into this snare?' Weseloff answered very candidly that
+mere accident had brought him to the spot at which he heard the
+uproar, but that _having_ heard it, and connecting it with the Khan's
+communication of the morning, he had then designedly gone after the
+sound in a way which he certainly should not have done at so critical
+a moment, unless in the expectation of finding the Khan assaulted by
+assassins. A few minutes after they reached the outpost at which it
+became safe to leave the Tartar chieftain; and immediately the four
+fugitives commenced a flight which is perhaps without a parallel in the
+annals of travelling. Each of them led six or seven horses besides the
+one he rode; and by shifting from one to the other (like the ancient
+_Desultors_ of the Roman circus,) so as never to burden the same horse
+for more than half an hour at a time, they continued to advance at
+the rate of two hundred miles in the twenty-four hours for three days
+consecutively. After that time, considering themselves beyond pursuit,
+they proceeded less rapidly; though still with a velocity which
+staggered the belief of Weseloff's friends in after years. He was,
+however, a man of high principle, and always adhered firmly to the
+details of his printed report. One of the circumstances there stated is,
+that they continued to pursue the route by which the Kalmucks had
+fled, never for an instant finding any difficulty in tracing it by the
+skeletons and other memorials of their calamities. In particular, he
+mentions vast heaps of money as part of the valuable property which
+it had been necessary to sacrifice. These heaps were found lying still
+untouched in the deserts. From these, Weseloff and his companions took
+as much as they could conveniently carry; and this it was, with the
+price of their beautiful horses, which they afterwards sold at one of
+the Russian military settlements for about L15 a-piece, which eventually
+enabled them to pursue their journey in Russia. This journey, as
+regarded Weseloff in particular, was closed by a tragical catastrophe.
+He was at that time young, and the only child of a doating mother. Her
+affliction under the violent abduction of her son had been excessive,
+and probably had undermined her constitution. Still she had supported
+it. Weseloff, giving way to the natural impulses of his filial
+affection, had imprudently posted through Russia, to his mother's
+house without warning of his approach. He rushed precipitately into her
+presense; and she, who had stood the shocks of sorrow, was found unequal
+to the shock of joy too sudden and too acute. She died upon the spot.
+
+We now revert to the final scenes of the Kalmuck flight. These it would
+be useless to pursue circumstantially through the whole two thousand
+miles of suffering which remained; for the character of that suffering
+was even more monotonous than on the former half of the flight, but
+also more severe. Its main elements were excessive heat, with the
+accompaniments of famine and thirst, but aggravated at every step by
+the murderous attacks of their cruel enemies, the Bashkirs and the
+Kirghises.
+
+These people, 'more fell than anguish, hunger, or the sea,' stuck to the
+unhappy Kalmucks like a swarm of enraged hornets. And very often whilst
+_they_ were attacking them in the rear, their advanced parties and
+flanks were attacked with almost equal fury by the people of the country
+which they were traversing; and with good reason, since the law of
+self-preservation had now obliged the fugitive Tartars to plunder
+provisions, and to forage wherever they passed. In this respect their
+condition was a constant oscillation of wretchedness; for, sometimes,
+pressed by grinding famine, they took a circuit of perhaps a hundred
+miles, in order to strike into a land rich in the comforts of life; but
+in such a land they were sure to find a crowded population, of which
+every arm was raised in unrelenting hostility, with all the advantages
+of local knowledge, and with constant preoccupation of all the
+defensible positions, mountain passes, or bridges. Sometimes, again,
+wearied out with this mode of suffering, they took a circuit of
+perhaps a hundred miles, in order to strike into a land with few or
+no inhabitants. But in such a land they were sure to meet absolute
+starvation. Then, again, whether with or without this plague of
+starvation, whether with or without this plague of hostility in front,
+whatever might he the 'fierce varieties' of their misery in this
+respect, no rest ever came to their unhappy rear; _post equitem sedet
+atra cura_; it was a torment like the undying worm of conscience. And,
+upon the whole, it presented a spectacle altogether unprecedented in the
+history of mankind. Private and personal malignity is not unfrequently
+immortal; but rare indeed is it to find the same pertinacity of malice
+in a nation. And what embittered the interest was, that the malice was
+reciprocal. Thus far the parties met upon equal terms; but that
+equality only sharpened the sense of their dire inequality as to other
+circumstances. The Bashkirs were ready to fight 'from morn to dewy eve.'
+The Kalmucks, on the contrary, were always obliged to run; was it _from_
+their enemies, as creatures whom they feared? No; but _towards_ their
+friends--towards that final haven of China--as what was hourly implored
+by their wives, and the tears of their children. But though they fled
+unwillingly, too often they fled in vain--being unwillingly recalled.
+There lay the torment. Every day the Bashkirs fell upon them; every day
+the same unprofitable battle was renewed; as a matter of course, the
+Kalmucks recalled part of their advanced guard to fight them; every day
+the battle raged for hours, and uniformly with the same result. For, no
+sooner did the Bashkirs find themselves too heavily pressed, and that
+the Kalmuck march had been retarded by some hours, than they retired
+into the boundless deserts where all pursuit was hopeless. But if the
+Kalmucks resolved to press forward, regardless of their enemies, in that
+case their attacks became so fierce and overwhelming, that the general
+safety seemed likely to be brought into question; nor could any
+effectual remedy be applied to the case, even for each separate day,
+except by a most embarrassing halt, and by countermarches, that, to men
+in their circumstances, were almost worse than death. It will not
+be surprising, that the irritation of such a systematic persecution,
+superadded to a previous and hereditary hatred, and accompanied by the
+stinging consciousness of utter impotence as regarded all effectual
+vengeance, should gradually have inflamed the Kalmuck animosity into the
+wildest expression of downright madness and frenzy. Indeed, long before
+the frontiers of China were approached, the hostility of both sides had
+assumed the appearance much more of a warfare amongst wild beasts than
+amongst creatures acknowledging the restraints of reason or the claims
+of a common nature. The spectacle became too atrocious; it was that of a
+host of lunatics pursued by a host of fiends.
+
+On a fine morning in early autumn of the year 1771, Kien Long, the
+Emperor of China, was pursuing his amusements in a wild frontier
+district lying on the outside of the Great Wall. For many hundred square
+leagues the country was desolate of inhabitants, but rich in woods of
+ancient growth, and overrun with game of every description. In a
+central spot of this solitary region, the Emperor had built a gorgeous
+hunting-lodge, to which he resorted annually for recreation and relief
+from the cares of government. Led onwards in pursuit of game, he had
+rambled to a distance of two hundred miles or more from this lodge,
+followed at a little distance by a sufficient military escort, and every
+night pitching his tent in a different situation, until at length he
+had arrived on the very margin of the vast central deserts of Asia.
+[Footnote: All the circumstances are learned from a long state paper
+upon the subject of this Kalmuck migration, drawn up in the Chinese
+language by the Emperor himself. Parts of this paper have been
+translated by the Jesuit missionaries. The Emperor states the whole
+motives of his conduct and the chief incidents at great length.] Here he
+was standing, by accident, at an opening of his pavilion, enjoying
+the morning sunshine, when suddenly to the westward there arose a vast
+cloudy vapor, which by degrees expanded, mounted, and seemed to be
+slowly diffusing itself over the whole face of the heavens. By-and-by
+this vast sheet of mist began to thicken towards the horizon, and to
+roll forward in billowy volumes. The Emperor's suite assembled from all
+quarters. The silver trumpets were sounded in the rear, and from all the
+glades and forest avenues began to trot forward towards the pavilion the
+yagers, half cavalry, half huntsmen, who composed the Imperial escort.
+Conjecture was on the stretch to divine the cause of this phenomenon,
+and the interest continually increased, in proportion as simple
+curiosity gradually deepened into the anxiety of uncertain danger. At
+first it had been imagined that some vast troops of deer, or other wild
+animals of the chase, had been disturbed in their forest haunts by the
+Emperor's movements, or possibly by wild beasts prowling for prey, and
+might be fetching a compass by way of re-entering the forest grounds
+at some remoter points secure from molestation. But this conjecture was
+dissipated by the slow increase of the cloud, and the steadiness of its
+motion. In the course of two hours the vast phenomenon had advanced to a
+point which was judged to be within five miles of the spectators, though
+all calculations of distance were difficult, and often fallacious, when
+applied to the endless expanses of the Tartar deserts. Through the next
+hour, during which the gentle morning breeze had a little freshened,
+the dusty vapor had developed itself far and wide into the appearance
+of huge aerial draperies, hanging in mighty volumes from the sky to the
+earth; and at particular points, where the eddies of the breeze acted
+upon the pendulous skirts of these aerial curtains rents were perceived,
+sometimes taking the form of regular arches, portals, and windows,
+through which began dimly to gleam the heads of camels 'indorsed'
+[Footnote: _Camels 'indorsed;'_--'And elephants indorsed with towers.'
+MILTON in _Paradise Regained_.] with human beings--and at intervals the
+moving of men and horses, in tumultuous array--and then, through other
+openings or vistas, at far distant points, the flashing of polished
+arms. But sometimes, as the wind slackened or died away, all those
+openings, of whatever form, in the cloudy pall, would slowly close, and
+for a time the whole pageant was shut up from view; although the growing
+din, the clamors, the shrieks and groans, ascending from infuriated
+myriads, reported, in a language not to be misunderstood, what was going
+on behind the cloudy screen.
+
+It was in fact the Kalmuck host, now in the last extremities of their
+exhaustion, and very fast approaching to that final stage of privation
+and intense misery, beyond which few or none could have lived, but also,
+happily for themselves, fast approaching (in a literal sense) that final
+stage of their long pilgrimage, at which they would meet hospitality on
+a scale of royal magnificence, and full protection from their enemies.
+These enemies, however, as yet still were hanging on their rear as
+fiercely as ever, though this day was destined to be the last of their
+hideous persecution. The Khan had, in fact, sent forward couriers with
+all the requisite statements and petitions, addressed to the Emperor
+of China. These had been duly received, and preparations made in
+consequence to welcome the Kalmucks with the most paternal benevolence.
+But as these couriers had been despatched from the Torgau at the moment
+of arrival thither, and before the advance of Traubenberg had made
+it necessary for the Khan to order a hasty renewal of the flight, the
+Emperor had not looked for their arrival on their frontier until full
+three months after the present time. The Khan had indeed expressly
+notified his intention to pass the summer heats on the banks of the
+Torgau, and to recommence his retreat about the beginning of September.
+The subsequent change of plan being unknown to Kien Long, left him for
+some time in doubt as to the true interpretation to be put upon this
+mighty apparition in the desert; but at length the savage clamors of
+hostile fury, and the clangor of weapons, unveiled to the Emperor the
+true nature of those unexpected calamities which had so prematurely
+precipitated the Kalmuck measure.
+
+Apprehending the real state of affairs, the Emperor instantly perceived
+that the first act of his fatherly care for these erring children (as
+he esteemed them) now returning to their ancient obedience, must be--to
+deliver them from their pursuers. And this was less difficult than
+might have been supposed. Not many miles in the rear was a body of well
+appointed cavalry, with a strong detachment of artillery, who always
+attended the Emperor's motions. These were hastily summoned. Meantime it
+occurred to the train of courtiers that some danger might arise to the
+Emperor's person from the proximity of a lawless enemy; and accordingly
+he was induced to retire a little to the rear. It soon appeared,
+however, to those who watched the vapory shroud in the desert, that
+its motion was not such as would argue the direction of the march to
+be exactly upon the pavilion, but rather in a diagonal line, making an
+angle of full forty-five degrees with that line in which the Imperial
+_cortege_ had been standing, and therefore with a distance continually
+increasing. Those who knew the country judged that the Kalmucks were
+making for a large fresh-water lake about seven or eight miles distant;
+they were right; and to that point the Imperial cavalry was ordered up;
+and it was precisely in that spot, and about three hours after and at
+noon-day on the 8th of September, that the great Exodus of the Kalmuck
+Tartars was brought to a final close, and with a scene of such memorable
+and hellish fury, as formed an appropriate winding-up to an expedition
+in all its parts and details so awfully disastrous. The Emperor was not
+personally present, or at least he saw whatever he _did_ see from too
+great a distance to discriminate its individual features; but he records
+in his written memorial the report made to him of this scene by some of
+his own officers.
+
+The lake of Tengis, near the frightful desert of Kobi, lay in a hollow
+amongst hills of a moderate height, ranging generally from two to three
+thousand feet high. About eleven o'clock in the forenoon, the Chinese
+cavalry reached the summit of a road which led through a cradle-like dip
+in the mountains right down upon the margin of the lake. From this pass,
+elevated about two thousand feet above the level of the water, they
+continued to descend, by a very winding and difficult road, for an hour
+and a half; and during the whole of this descent they were compelled to
+be inactive spectators of the fiendish spectacle below. The Kalmucks,
+reduced by this time from about six hundred thousand souls to two
+hundred thousand, and after enduring for two months and a half the
+miseries we have previously described--outrageous heat, famine, and the
+destroying scimitar of the Kirghises and the Bashkirs, had for the last
+ten days been traversing a hideous desert, where no vestiges were seen
+of vegetation, and no drop of water could be found. Camels and men were
+already so overladen, that it was a mere impossibility that they
+should carry a tolerable sufficiency for the passage of this frightful
+wilderness. On the eighth day the wretched daily allowance, which had
+been continually diminishing, failed entirely; and thus for two days
+of insupportable fatigue, the horrors of thirst had been carried to the
+fiercest extremity. Upon this last morning, at the sight of the hills
+and the forest scenery, which announced to those who acted as guides
+the neighborhood of the lake of Tengis, all the people rushed along with
+maddening eagerness to the anticipated solace. The day grew hotter
+and hotter, the people more and more exhausted, and gradually, in the
+general rush forwards to the lake, all discipline and command were
+lost--all attempts to preserve a rear-guard were neglected--the wild
+Bashkirs rode in amongst the encumbered people, and slaughtered them by
+wholesale, and almost without resistance. Screams and tumultuous shouts
+proclaimed the progress of the massacre; but none heeded--none halted;
+all alike, pauper or noble, continued to rush on with maniacal haste to
+the waters--all with faces blackened by the heat preying upon the liver,
+and with tongue drooping from the mouth. The cruel Bashkir was affected
+by the same misery, and manifested the same symptoms of his misery as
+the wretched Kalmuck; the murderer was oftentimes in the same frantic
+misery as his murdered victim--many indeed (an ordinary effect of
+thirst) in both nations had become lunatic--and in this state, whilst
+mere multitude and condensation of bodies alone opposed any check to the
+destroying scimitar and the trampling hoof, the lake was reached; and
+to that the whole vast body of enemies rushed, and together continued
+to rush, forgetful of all things at that moment but of one almighty
+instinct. This absorption of the thoughts in one maddening appetite
+lasted for a single minute; but in the next arose the final scene of
+parting vengeance. Far and wide the waters of the solitary lake were
+instantly dyed red with blood and gore; here rode a party of savage
+Bashkirs, hewing off heads as fast as the swathes fall before the
+mower's scythe; there stood unarmed Kalmucks in a death-grapple with
+their detested foes, both up to the middle in water, and oftentimes both
+sinking together below the surface, from weakness, or from struggles,
+and perishing in each other's arms. Did the Bashkirs at any point
+collect into a cluster for the sake of giving impetus to the assault?
+Thither were the camels driven in fiercely by those who rode them,
+generally women or boys; and even these quiet creatures were forced into
+a share in this carnival of murder, by trampling down as many as they
+could strike prostrate with the lash of their fore-legs. Every moment
+the water grew more polluted: and yet every moment fresh myriads came up
+to the lake and rushed in, not able to resist their frantic thirst, and
+swallowing large draughts of water, visibly contaminated with the blood
+of their slaughtered compatriots. Wheresoever the lake was shallow
+enough to allow of men raising their heads above the water, there for
+scores of acres were to be seen all forms of ghastly fear, of agonizing
+struggle, of spasm, of convulsion, of mortal conflict, death, and the
+fear of death--revenge, and the lunacy of revenge--hatred, and the
+frenzy of hatred--until the neutral spectators, of whom there were not
+a few, now descending the eastern side of the lake, at length averted
+their eyes in horror. This horror, which seemed incapable of further
+addition, was, however, increased by an unexpected incident. The
+Bashkirs, beginning to perceive here and there the approach of the
+Chinese cavalry, felt it prudent--wheresoever they were sufficiently at
+leisure from the passions of the murderous scene--to gather into bodies.
+This was noticed by the governor of a small Chinese fort, built upon an
+eminence above the lake; and immediately he threw in a broadside,
+which spread havoc amongst the Bashkir tribe. As often as the Bashkirs
+collected into 'globes' and 'turms' as their only means of meeting
+the long line of descending Chinese cavalry--so often did the Chinese
+governor of the fort pour in his exterminating broadside; until at
+length the lake at the lower end, became one vast seething cauldron of
+human bloodshed and carnage. The Chinese cavalry had reached the foot
+of the hills: the Bashkirs, attentive to their movements, had formed;
+skirmishes had been fought: and, with a quick sense that the contest
+was henceforwards rapidly becoming hopeless, the Bashkirs and Kirghises
+began to retire. The pursuit was not as vigorous as the Kalmuck hatred
+would have desired. But, at the same time, the very gloomiest hatred
+could not but find, in their own dreadful experience of the Asiatic
+deserts, and in the certainty that these wretched Bashkirs had to repeat
+that same experience a second time, for thousands of miles, as the price
+exacted by a retributary Providence for their vindictive cruelty--not
+the very gloomiest of the Kalmucks, or the least reflecting, but found
+in all this a retaliatory chastisement more complete and absolute
+than any which their swords and lances could have obtained, or human
+vengeance could have devised.
+
+Here ends the tale of the Kalmuck wanderings in the Desert; for any
+subsequent marches which awaited them, were neither long nor painful.
+Every possible alleviation and refreshment for their exhausted
+bodies had been already provided by Kien Long with the most princely
+munificence; and lands of great fertility were immediately assigned to
+them in ample extent along the river Ily, not very far from the point
+at which they had first emerged from the wilderness of Kobi. But the
+beneficent attention of the Chinese Emperor may be best stated in
+his own words, as translated into French by one of the Jesuit
+missionaries:--"La nation des Torgotes (_savoir les Kalmuques_) arriva a
+Ily, toute _delabree_, n'ayant ni de quoi vivre, ni de quoi se vetir. Je
+l'avais prevu; et j'avais ordonne de faire en tout genre les provisions
+necessaires pour pouvoir les secourir promptement; c'est ce qui a ete
+execute. On a fait la division des terres; et on a assigne a chaque
+famille une portion suffisante pour pouvoir servir a son entretien, soit
+en la cultivant, soit en y nourissant des bestiaux. On a donne a chaque
+particulier des etoffes pour l'habiller, des grains pour se nourrir
+pendant l'espace d'une annee, des ustensiles pour le menage et d'autres
+choses necessaires: et outre cela plusieurs onces d'argent, pour
+se pourvoir de ce qu'on aurait pu oublier. On a designe des lieux
+particuliers, fertiles en paturages; et on leur a donne des boeufs,
+moutons, &c. pour qu'ils pussent dans la suite travailler par euxmemes a
+leur entretien et a leur bienetre."
+
+These are the words of the Emperor himself, speaking in his own person
+of his own paternal cares; but another Chinese, treating the same
+subject, records the munificence of this prince in terms which proclaim
+still more forcibly the disinterested generosity which prompted, and the
+delicate considerateness which conducted this extensive bounty. He
+has been speaking of the Kalmucks, and he goes on thus:--"Lorsqu'ils
+arriverent sur nos frontieres (au nombre de plusieurs centaines de
+mille), quoique la fatigue extreme, la faim, la soif, et toutes les
+autres incommodites inseparables d'une tres-longue et tres penible route
+en eussent fait perir presque autant, ils etaient reduits a la derniere
+misere: ils manquaient de tout. Il" (viz. l'Empereur, Kien Long) "leur
+fit preparer des logemens conformes a leur maniere de vivre; il leur fit
+distribuer des aliments et des habits; il leur fit donner des boeufs,
+des moutons, et des ustensiles, pour les mettre en etat de former des
+troupeaux et de cultiver la terre, _et tout cela a ses propres frais_,
+qui se sont montes a des sommes immenses, sans compter l'argent qu'il
+a donne a chaque chef-de-famille, pour pourvoir a la subsistance de sa
+femme et de ses enfans."
+
+Thus, after their memorable year of misery, the Kalmucks were replaced
+in territorial possessions, and in comfort equal perhaps, or even
+superior, to that which they had enjoyed in Russia, and with superior
+political advantages. But, if equal or superior, their condition was no
+longer the same; if not in degree, their social prosperity had altered
+in quality; for instead of being a purely pastoral and vagrant people,
+they were now in circumstances which obliged them to become essentially
+dependent upon agriculture; and thus far raised in social rank, that by
+the natural course of their habits and the necessities of life they were
+effectually reclaimed from roving, and from the savage customs connected
+with so unsettled a life. They gained also in political privileges,
+chiefly through the immunity from military service which their new
+relations enabled them to obtain. These were circumstances of advantage
+and gain. But one great disadvantage there was, amply to overbalance
+all other possible gain; the chances were lost or were removed to an
+incalculable distance for their conversion to Christianity, without
+which in these times there is no absolute advance possible on the path
+of true civilization.
+
+One word remains to be said upon the _personal_ interests concerned in
+this great drama. The catastrophe in this respect was remarkable and
+complete. Oubacha, with all his goodness and incapacity of suspecting,
+had, since the mysterious affair on the banks of the Torgau, felt his
+mind alienated from his cousin; he revolted from the man that would have
+murdered him; and he had displayed his caution so visibly as to provoke
+a reaction in the bearing of Zebek-Dorchi, and a displeasure which all
+his dissimulation could not hide. This had produced a feud, which, by
+keeping them aloof, had probably saved the life of Oubacha; for the
+friendship of Zebek-Dorchi was more fatal than his open enmity. After
+the settlement on the Ily this feud continued to advance, until it came
+under the notice of the Emperor, on occasion of a visit which all the
+Tartar chieftains made to his Majesty at his hunting-lodge in 1772. The
+Emperor informed himself accurately of all the particulars connected
+with the transaction--of all the rights and claims put forward--and
+of the way in which they would severally affect the interests of the
+Kalmuck people. The consequence was, that he adopted the cause of
+Oubacha, and repressed the pretensions of Zebek-Dorchi, who, on his
+part, so deeply resented this discountenance to his ambitious projects,
+that in conjunction with other chiefs he had the presumption even to
+weave nets of treason against the Emperor himself. Plots were laid--were
+detected--were baffled--counterplots were constructed upon the same
+basis, and with the benefit of the opportunities thus offered.
+
+Finally, Zebek-Dorchi was invited to the imperial lodge, together with
+all his accomplices; and under the skilful management of the Chinese
+nobles in the Emperor's establishment, the murderous artifices of these
+Tartar chieftains were made to recoil upon themselves; and the whole
+of them perished by assassination at a great imperial banquet. For the
+Chinese morality is exactly of that kind which approves in everything
+the _lex talionis:_--
+
+ ----'lex nec justior ulla est (as _they_ think)
+ Quam necis artifices arte perire sua.'
+
+So perished Zebek-Dorchi, the author and originator of the great Tartar
+_Exodus_. Oubacha, meantime, and his people, were gradually recovering
+from the effects of their misery, and repairing their losses. Peace
+and prosperity, under the gentle rule of a fatherly lord paramount,
+re-dawned upon the tribes; their household _lares_, after so harsh a
+translation to distant climates, found again a happy reinstatement in
+what had in fact been their primitive abodes; they found themselves
+settled in quiet sylvan scenes, rich in all the luxuries of life, and
+endowed with the perfect loveliness of Arcadian beauty. But from the
+hills of this favored land and even from the level grounds as they
+approach its western border, they still look out upon that fearful
+wilderness which once beheld a nation in agony--the utter extirpation of
+nearly half a million from amongst its numbers, and, for the remainder,
+a storm of misery so fierce, that in the end (as happened also at Athens
+during the Peloponnesian war from a different form of misery) very many
+lost their memory; all records of their past life were wiped out as
+with a sponge--utterly erased and cancelled; and many others lost their
+reason; some in a gentle form of pensive melancholy, some in a more
+restless form of feverish delirium and nervous agitation, and others in
+the fixed forms of tempestuous mania, raving frenzy, or moping idiocy.
+Two great commemorative monuments arose in after years to mark the depth
+and permanence of the awe--the sacred and reverential grief with which
+all persons looked back upon the dread calamities attached to the year
+of the Tiger--all who had either personally shared in those calamities,
+and had themselves drunk from that cup of sorrow, or who had effectually
+been made witnesses to their results, and associated with their
+relief; two great monuments, we say; first of all, one in the religious
+solemnity, enjoined by the Dalai Lama, called in the Tartar language a
+_Romanang_, that is, a national commemoration, with music the most rich
+and solemn, of all the souls who departed to the rest of Paradise from
+the afflictions of the Desert: this took place about six years after the
+arrival in China. Secondly, another more durable and more commensurate
+to the scale of the calamity and to the grandeur of this national
+Exodus, in the mighty columns of granite and brass, erected by the
+Emperor Kien Long, near the banks of the Ily: these columns stand upon
+the very margin of the _steppes_; and they bear a short but emphatic
+inscription [Footnote: This inscription has been slightly altered in one
+or two phrases, and particularly in adapting to the Christian era the
+Emperor's expressions for the year of the original Exodus from China and
+the retrogressive Exodus from Russia. With respect to the designation
+adopted for the Russian Emperor, either it is built upon some confusion
+between him and the Byzantine Caesars, as though the former, being
+of the same religion with the latter (and occupying in part the same
+longitudes, though in different latitudes) might be considered as
+his modern successor; or else it refers simply to the Greek form of
+Christianity professed by the Russian Emperor and Church.] to the
+following effect:--
+
+By the Will of God Here, upon the Brink of these Deserts, Which from
+this Point begin and stretch away Pathless, treeless, waterless, For
+thousands of miles--and along the margins of many mighty Nations, Rested
+from their labors and from great afflictions Under the shadow of the
+Chinese Wall, And by the favor of KIEN LONG, God's Lieutenant upon
+Earth, The ancient Children of the Wilderness--the Torgote Tartars
+Flying before the wrath of the Grecian Czar, Wandering Sheep who had
+strayed away from the Celestial Empire in the year 1616, But are now
+mercifully gathered again, after infinite sorrow, Into the fold of their
+forgiving Shepherd. Hallowed be the spot for ever, and Hallowed be the
+day--September 8, 1771! Amen.
+
+END OF VOLUME I.
+
+
+
+
+VOLUME II
+
+
+
+
+SYSTEM OF THE HEAVENS AS REVEALED BY LORD ROSSE'S TELESCOPES.
+
+
+[Footnote: Thoughts on Some Important Points relating to the System of
+the World. By J. P. Nichol, LL.D., Professor of Astronomy in the
+University of Glasgow. William Tait, Edinburgh. 1846.]
+
+Some years ago, some person or other, [in fact I believe it was myself,]
+published a paper from the German of Kant, on a very interesting
+question, viz., the age of our own little Earth. Those who have never
+seen that paper, a class of unfortunate people whom I suspect to form
+_rather_ the majority in our present perverse generation, will be likely
+to misconceive its object. Kant's purpose was, not to ascertain how many
+years the Earth had lived: a million of years, more or less, made very
+little difference to _him_. What he wished to settle was no such barren
+conundrum. For, had there even been any means of coercing the Earth into
+an honest answer, on such a delicate point, which the Sicilian canon,
+Recupero, fancied that there was; [Footnote: _Recupero_. See Brydone's
+Travels, some sixty or seventy years ago. The canon, being a beneficed
+clergyman in the Papal church, was naturally an infidel. He wished
+exceedingly to refute Moses: and he fancied that he really had done so
+by means of some collusive assistance from the layers of lava on Mount
+Etna. But there survives, at this day, very little to remind us of the
+canon, except an unpleasant guffaw that rises, at times, in solitary
+valleys of Etna.] but which, in my own opinion, there neither is, nor
+ought to be,--(since a man deserves to be cudgelled who could put such
+improper questions to a _lady_ planet,)--still what would it amount
+to? What good would it do us to have a certificate of our dear little
+mother's birth and baptism? Other people--people in Jupiter, or
+the Uranians--may amuse themselves with her pretended foibles or
+infirmities: it is quite safe to do so at _their_ distance; and, in
+a female planet like Venus, it might be natural, (though, strictly
+speaking, not quite correct,) to scatter abroad malicious insinuations,
+as though our excellent little mamma had begun to wear false hair, or
+had lost some of her front teeth. But all this, we men of sense know
+to be gammon. Our mother Tellus, beyond all doubt, is a lovely little
+thing. I am satisfied that she is very much admired throughout the Solar
+System: and, in clear seasons, when she is seen to advantage, with her
+bonny wee pet of a Moon tripping round her like a lamb, I should be
+thankful to any gentleman who will mention where he has happened to
+observe--either he or his telescope--will he only have the goodness
+to say, in what part of the heavens he has discovered a more elegant
+turn-out. I wish to make no personal reflections. I name no names. Only
+this I say, that, though some people have the gift of seeing things that
+other people never could see, and though some other people, or other
+some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths, so that,
+generally, their geese count for swans, yet, after all, swans or geese,
+it would be a pleasure to me, and really a curiosity, to see the planet
+that could fancy herself entitled to sneeze at our Earth. And then, if
+she (viz., our Earth,) keeps but one Moon, even _that_ (you know) is
+an advantage as regards some people that keep none. There are people,
+pretty well known to you and me, that can't make it convenient to keep
+even one Moon. And so I come to my moral; which is this, that, to all
+appearance, it is mere justice; but, supposing it were not, still it is
+_our_ duty, (as children of the Earth,) right or wrong, to stand up for
+our bonny young mamma, if she _is_ young; or for our dear old mother, if
+she _is_ old; whether young or old, to take her part against all comers;
+and to argue through thick and thin, which (sober or not) I always
+attempt to do, that she is the most respectable member of the Copernican
+System.
+
+Meantime, what Kant understood by being old, is something that still
+remains to be explained. If one stumbled, in the steppes of Tartary,
+on the grave of a Megalonyx, and, after long study, had deciphered from
+some pre-Adamite heiro-pothooks, the following epitaph:--'_Hic jacet_
+a Megalonyx, or _Hic jacet_ a Mammoth, (as the case might be,) who
+departed this life, to the grief of his numerous acquaintance in the
+seventeen thousandth year of his age,'--of course, one would be sorry
+for him; because it must be disagreeable at _any_ age to be torn away
+from life, and from all one's little megalonychal comforts; that's not
+pleasant, you know, even if one _is_ seventeen thousand years old. But
+it would make all the difference possible in your grief, whether the
+record indicated a premature death, that he had been cut off, in fact,
+whilst just stepping into life, or had kicked the bucket when full
+of honors, and been followed to the grave by a train of weeping
+grandchildren. He had died 'in his teens,' that's past denying. But
+still we must know to what stage of life in a man, had corresponded
+seventeen thousand years in a Mammoth. Now exactly this was what Kant
+desired to know about our planet. Let her have lived any number of
+years that you suggest, (shall we say if you please, that she is in her
+billionth year?) still that tells us nothing about the _period_ of life,
+the _stage_, which she may be supposed to have reached. Is she a child,
+in fact, or is she an adult? And, _if_ an adult, and that you gave a
+ball to the Solar System, is she that kind of person, that you would
+introduce to a waltzing partner, some fiery young gentlemen like Mars,
+or would you rather suggest to her the sort of partnership which takes
+place at a whist-table? On this, as on so many other questions, Kant was
+perfectly sensible that people, of the finest understandings, may and
+do take the most opposite views. Some think that our planet is in that
+stage of her life, which corresponds to the playful period of twelve
+or thirteen in a spirited girl. Such a girl, were it not that she is
+checked by a sweet natural sense of feminine grace, you might call a
+romp; but not a hoyden, observe; no horse-play; oh, no, nothing of that
+sort. And these people fancy that earthquakes, volcanoes, and all such
+little _escapades_ will be over, they will, in lawyer's phrase, 'cease
+and determine,' as soon as our Earth reaches the age of maidenly
+bashfulness. Poor thing! It's quite natural, you know, in a healthy
+growing girl. A little overflow of vivacity, a _pirouette_ more or less,
+what harm should _that_ do to any of us? Nobody takes more delight than
+I in the fawn-like sportiveness of an innocent girl, at this period of
+life: even a shade of _espieglerie_ does not annoy me. But still my own
+impressions incline me rather to represent the Earth as a fine noble
+young woman, full of the pride which is so becoming to her sex, and well
+able to take her own part, in case that, at any solitary point of
+the heavens, she should come across one of those vulgar fussy Comets,
+disposed to be rude and take improper liberties. These Comets, by the
+way, are public nuisances, very much like the mounted messengers of
+butchers in great cities, who are always at full gallop, and moving upon
+such an infinity of angles to human shinbones, that the final purpose of
+such boys (one of whom lately had the audacity nearly to ride down the
+Duke of Wellington) seems to be--not the translation of mutton, which
+would certainly find its way into human mouths even if riding boys were
+not,--but the improved geometry of transcendental curves. They ought to
+be numbered, ought these boys, and to wear badges--X 10, &c. And exactly
+the same evil, asking therefore by implication for exactly the same
+remedy, affects the Comets. A respectable planet is known everywhere,
+and responsible for any mischief that he does. But if a cry should
+arise, 'Stop that wretch, who was rude to the Earth: who is he?' twenty
+voices will answer, perhaps, 'It's Encke's Comet; he is always doing
+mischief;' well, what can you say? it _may_ be Encke's, it may be some
+other man's Comet; there are so many abroad and on so many roads, that
+you might as well ask upon a night of fog, such fog as may be opened
+with an oyster knife, whose cab that was (whose, viz., out of 27,000 in
+London) that floored you into the kennel.
+
+These are constructive ideas upon the Earth's stage of evolution, which
+Kant was aware of, and which will always find toleration, even where
+they do not find patronage. But others there are, a class whom I
+perfectly abominate, that place our Earth in the category of decaying
+women, nay of decayed women, going, going, and all but gone. 'Hair like
+arctic snows, failure of vital heat, palsy that shakes the head as in
+the porcelain toys on our mantel-pieces, asthma that shakes the whole
+fabric--these they absolutely fancy themselves to _see_. They absolutely
+_hear_ the tellurian lungs wheezing, panting, crying, 'Bellows to mend!'
+periodically as the Earth approaches her aphelion.
+
+But suddenly at this point a demur arises upon the total question.
+Kant's very problem explodes, bursts, as poison in Venetian wine-glass
+of old shivered the glass into fragments. For is there, after all, any
+stationary meaning in the question? Perhaps in reality the Earth is both
+young and old. Young? If she is not young at present, perhaps she _will_
+be so in future. Old? if she is not old at this moment, perhaps she
+_has_ been old, and has a fair chance of becoming so again. In fact,
+she is a Phoenix that is known to have secret processes for rebuilding
+herself out of her own ashes. Little doubt there is but she has
+seen many a birthday, many a funeral night, and many a morning of
+resurrection. Where now the mightiest of oceans rolls in pacific beauty,
+once were anchored continents and boundless forests. Where the south
+pole now shuts her frozen gates inhospitably against the intrusions
+of flesh, once were probably accumulated the ribs of empires; man's
+imperial forehead, woman's roseate lips, gleamed upon ten thousand
+hills; and there were innumerable contributions to antarctic journals
+almost as good (but not quite) as our own. Even within our domestic
+limits, even where little England, in her south-eastern quarter now
+devolves so quietly to the sea her sweet pastoral rivulets, once
+came roaring down, in pomp of waters, a regal Ganges [Footnote:
+_'Ganges:'_--Dr. Nichol calls it by this name for the purpose of
+expressing its grandeur; and certainly in breadth, in diffusion at all
+times, but especially in the rainy season, the Ganges is the cock of
+the walk in our British orient. Else, as regards the body of water
+discharged, the absolute payments made into the sea's exchequer, and the
+majesty of column riding downwards from the Himalaya, I believe that,
+since Sir Alexander Burnes's measurements, the Indus ranks foremost by
+a long chalk.], that drained some hyperbolical continent, some Quinbus
+Flestrin of Asiatic proportions, long since gone to the dogs. All things
+pass away. Generations wax old as does a garment: but eternally God
+says:--'Come again, ye children of men.' Wildernesses of fruit, and
+worlds of flowers, are annually gathered in solitary South America to
+ancestral graves: yet still the Pomona of Earth, yet still the Flora of
+Earth, does not become superannuated, but blossoms in everlasting youth.
+Not otherwise by secular periods, known to us geologically as facts,
+though obscure as durations, _Tellus_ herself, the planet, as a whole,
+is for ever working by golden balances of change and compensation,
+of ruin and restoration. She recasts her glorious habitations in
+decomposing them; she lies down for death, which perhaps a thousand
+times she has suffered; she rises for a new birth, which perhaps for
+the thousandth time has glorified her disc. Hers is the wedding garment,
+hers is the shroud, that eternally is being woven in the loom. And God
+imposes upon her the awful necessity of working for ever at her
+own grave, yet of listening for ever to his far-off trumpet of
+_palingenesis_.
+
+If this account of the matter be just, and were it not treasonable
+to insinuate the possibility of an error against so great a swell as
+Immanuel Kant, one would be inclined to fancy that Mr. Kant had
+really been dozing a little on this occasion; or, agreeably to his own
+illustration elsewhere, that he had realized the pleasant picture of one
+learned doctor trying to milk a he-goat, whilst another doctor, equally
+learned, holds the milk-pail below. [Footnote: Kant applied this
+illustration to the case where one worshipful scholar proposes some
+impossible problem, (as the squaring of the circle, or the perpetual
+motion,) which another worshipful scholar sits down to solve. The
+reference was of course to Virgil's line,--'Atque idem jungat vulpes, et
+_mulgeat hircos_.'] And there is apparently this two-edged embarrassment
+pressing upon the case--that, if our dear excellent mother the Earth
+could be persuaded to tell us her exact age in Julian years, still
+_that_ would leave us all as much in the dark as ever: since, if the
+answer were, 'Why, children, at my next birth-day I shall count a matter
+of some million centuries,' we should still be at a loss to _value_ her
+age: would it mean that she was a mere chicken, or that she was 'getting
+up in years?' On the other hand, if (declining to state any odious
+circumstantialities,) she were to reply,--'No matter, children, for my
+precise years, which are disagreeable remembrances; I confess generally
+to being a lady of a certain age,'--here, in the inverse order,
+given the _valuation_ of the age, we should yet be at a loss for the
+_absolute_ years numerically: would a 'certain age,' mean that 'mamma'
+was a million, be the same more or less, or perhaps not much above
+seventy thousand?
+
+Every way, you see, reader, there are difficulties. But two things
+used to strike me, as unaccountably overlooked by Kant; who, to say the
+truth, was profound--yet at no time very agile--in the character of his
+understanding. First, what age now might we take our brother and
+sister planets to be? For _that_ determination as to a point in _their_
+constitution, will do something to illustrate our own. We are as good
+as they, I hope, any day: perhaps in a growl, one might modestly
+insinuate--_better_. It's not at all likely that there can be any
+great disproportion of age amongst children of the same household: and
+therefore, since Kant always countenanced the idea that Jupiter had
+not quite finished the upholstery of his extensive premises, as a
+comfortable residence for a man, Jupiter having, in fact, a fine family
+of mammoths, but no family at all of 'humans,' (as brother Jonathan
+calls them,) Kant was bound, _ex analogo_, to hold that any little
+precedency in the trade of living, on the part of our own mother Earth,
+could not count for much in the long run. At Newmarket, or Doncaster,
+the start is seldom mathematically true: trifling advantages will
+survive all human trials after abstract equity; and the logic of this
+case argues, that any few thousands of years by which Tellus may have
+got ahead of Jupiter, such as the having finished her Roman Empire,
+finished her Crusades, and finished her French Revolution, virtually
+amounts to little or nothing; indicates no higher proportion to the
+total scale upon which she has to run, than the few tickings of a watch
+by which one horse at the start for the Leger is in advance of another.
+When checked in our chronology by each other, it transpires that, in
+effect, we are but executing the nice manoeuvre of a start; and that the
+small matter of six thousand years, by which we may have advanced
+our own position beyond some of our planetary rivals, is but the
+outstretched neck of an uneasy horse at Doncaster. This is _one_ of the
+data overlooked by Kant; and the less excusably overlooked, because
+it was his own peculiar doctrine,--that uncle Jupiter ought to be
+considered a greenhorn. Jupiter may be a younger brother of our mamma;
+but, if he is a brother at all, he cannot be so very wide of our own
+chronology; and therefore the first _datum_ overlooked by Kant was--the
+analogy of our whole planetary system. A second datum, as it always
+occurred to myself, might reasonably enough be derived from the
+intellectual vigor of us men. If our mother could, with any show of
+reason, be considered an old decayed lady, snoring stentorously in
+her arm-chair, there would naturally be some _aroma_ of phthisis, or
+apoplexy, beginning to form about _us_, that are her children. But _is_
+there? If ever Dr. Johnson said a true word, it was when he replied to
+the Scottish judge Burnett, so well known to the world as Lord Monboddo.
+The judge, a learned man, but obstinate as a mule in certain prejudices,
+had said plaintively, querulously, piteously,--'Ah, Doctor, we are poor
+creatures, we men of the eighteenth century, by comparison with our
+forefathers!' 'Oh, no, my Lord,' said Johnson, 'we are quite as strong
+as our ancestors, and a great deal wiser.' Yes; our kick is, at least,
+as dangerous, and our logic does three times as much execution. This
+would be a complex topic to treat effectively; and I wish merely to
+indicate the opening which it offers for a most decisive order of
+arguments in such a controversy. If the Earth were on her last legs, we
+her children could not be very strong or healthy. Whereas, if there were
+less pedantry amongst us, less malice, less falsehood, and less darkness
+of prejudice, easy it would be to show, that in almost every mode of
+intellectual power, we are more than a match for the most conceited
+of elder generations, and that in some modes we have energies or arts
+absolutely and exclusively our own. Amongst a thousand indications of
+strength and budding youth, I will mention two:--Is it likely, is
+it plausible, that our Earth should just begin to find out effective
+methods of traversing land and sea, when she had a summons to leave
+both? Is it not, on the contrary, a clear presumption that the great
+career of earthly nations is but on the point of opening, that life
+is but just beginning to kindle, when the great obstacles to effectual
+locomotion, and therefore to extensive human intercourse, are first of
+all beginning to give way? Secondly, I ask peremptorily,--Does it
+stand with good sense, is it reasonable that Earth is waning, science
+drooping, man looking downward, precisely in that epoch when, first of
+all, man's eye is arming itself for looking effectively into the mighty
+depths of space? A new era for the human intellect, upon a path that
+lies amongst its most aspiring, is promised, is inaugurated, by Lord
+Rosse's almost awful telescope.
+
+What is it then that Lord Rosse has accomplished? If a man were aiming
+at dazzling by effects of rhetoric, he might reply: He has accomplished
+that which once the condition of the telescope not only refused its
+permission to hope for, but expressly bade man to despair of. What is it
+that Lord Rosse has revealed? Answer: he has revealed more by far than
+he found. The theatre to which he has introduced us, is _immeasurably_
+beyond the old one which he found. To say that he found, in the visible
+universe, a little wooden theatre of Thespis, a _treteau_ or shed of
+vagrants, and that he presented us, at a price of toil and of _anxiety_
+that cannot be measured, with a Roman colosseum,--_that_ is to say
+nothing. It is to undertake the measurement of the tropics with the
+pocket-tape of an upholsterer. Columbus, when he introduced the Old
+World to the New, after all that can be said in his praise, did in
+fact only introduce the majority to the minority; but Lord Rosse has
+introduced the minority to the majority. There are two worlds, one
+called Ante-Rosse, and the other Post-Rosse; and, if it should come to
+voting, the latter would shockingly outvote the other. Augustus Caesar
+made it his boast when dying, that he had found the city of Rome built
+of brick, and that he left it built of marble: _lateritiam invenit,
+marmoream reliquit_. Lord Rosse may say, even if to-day he should die,
+'I found God's universe represented for human convenience, even after
+all the sublime discoveries of Herschel, upon a globe or spherical chart
+having a radius of one hundred and fifty feet; and I left it sketched
+upon a similar chart, keeping exactly the same scale of proportions, but
+now elongating its radius into one thousand feet.' The reader of course
+understands that this expression, founded on absolute calculations of
+Dr. Nichol, is simply meant to exhibit the _relative_ dimensions of the
+_mundus Ante-Rosseanus_ and the _mundus Post-Rosseanus;_ for as to
+the _absolute_ dimensions, when stated in miles, leagues or any units
+familiar to the human experience, they are too stunning and confounding.
+If, again, they are stated in larger units, as for instance diameters of
+the earth's orbit, the unit itself that should facilitate the grasping
+of the result, and which really _is_ more manageable numerically,
+becomes itself elusive of the mental grasp: it comes in as an
+interpreter; and (as in some other cases) the interpreter is hardest to
+be understood of the two. If, finally, TIME be assumed as the exponent
+of the dreadful magnitudes, time combining itself with motion, as in the
+flight of cannon-balls or the flight of swallows, the sublimity
+becomes greater; but horror seizes upon the reflecting intellect, and
+incredulity upon the irreflective. Even a railroad generation, that
+_should_ have faith in the miracles of velocity, lifts up its hands with
+an '_Incredulus odi_!' we know that Dr. Nichol speaks the truth; but he
+_seems_ to speak falsehood. And the ignorant by-stander prays that the
+doctor may have grace given him and time for repentance; whilst his
+more liberal companion reproves his want of charity, observing that
+travellers into far countries have always had a license for lying, as
+a sort of tax or fine levied for remunerating their own risks; and
+that great astronomers, as necessarily far travellers into space, are
+entitled to a double per centage of the same Munchausen privilege.
+
+Great is the mystery of Space, greater is the mystery of Time; either
+mystery grows upon man, as man himself grows; and either seems to be a
+function of the godlike which is in man. In reality the depths and the
+heights which are in man, the depths by which he searches, the heights
+by which he aspires, are but projected and made objective externally in
+the three dimensions of space which are outside of him. He trembles at
+the abyss into which his bodily eyes look down, or look up; not knowing
+that abyss to be, not always consciously suspecting it to be, but by an
+instinct written in his prophetic heart feeling it to be, boding it to
+be, fearing it to be, and sometimes hoping it to be, the mirror to a
+mightier abyss that will one day be expanded in himself. Even as to
+the sense of space, which is the lesser mystery than time, I know not
+whether the reader has remarked that it is one which swells upon man
+with the expansion of his mind, and that it is probably peculiar to the
+mind of man. An infant of a year old, or oftentimes even older, takes no
+notice of a sound, however loud, which is a quarter of a mile removed,
+or even in a distant chamber. And brutes, even of the most enlarged
+capacities, seem not to have any commerce with distance: distance is
+probably not revealed to them except by a _presence_, viz., by some
+shadow of their own animality, which, if perceived at all, is perceived
+as a thing _present_ to their organs. An animal desire, or a deep
+animal hostility, may render sensible a distance which else would not be
+sensible; but not render it sensible _as_ a distance. Hence perhaps is
+explained, and not out of any self-oblivion from higher enthusiasm, a
+fact that often has occurred, of deer, or hares, or foxes, and the
+pack of hounds in pursuit, chaser and chased, all going headlong over a
+precipice together. Depth or height does not readily manifest itself to
+_them_; so that any _strong_ motive is sufficient to overpower the sense
+of it. Man only has a natural function for expanding on an illimitable
+sensorium, the illimitable growths of space. Man, coming to the
+precipice, reads his danger; the brute perishes: man is saved; and the
+horse is saved by his rider.
+
+But, if this sounds in the ear of some a doubtful refinement, the doubt
+applies only to the lowest degrees of space. For the highest, it is
+certain that brutes have no perception. To man is as much reserved
+the prerogative of perceiving space in its higher extensions, as of
+geometrically constructing the relations of space. And the brute is no
+more capable of apprehending abysses through his eye, than he can build
+upwards or can analyze downwards the aerial synthesis of Geometry. Such,
+therefore, as is space for the grandeur of man's perceptions, such as is
+space for the benefit of man's towering mathematic speculations, such is
+the nature of our debt to Lord Rosse--as being the philosopher who has
+most pushed back the frontiers of our conquests upon this _exclusive_
+inheritance of man. We have all heard of a king that, sitting on the
+sea-shore, bade the waves, as they began to lave his feet, upon their
+allegiance to retire. _That_ was said not vainly or presumptuously,
+but in reproof of sycophantic courtiers. Now, however, we see in good
+earnest another man, wielding another kind of sceptre, and sitting upon
+the shores of infinity, that says to the ice which had frozen up our
+progress,--'Melt thou before my breath!' that says to the rebellious
+_nebulae_,--'Submit, and burst into blazing worlds!' that says to the
+gates of darkness,--'Roll back, ye barriers, and no longer hide from us
+the infinities of God!'
+
+ 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful.'
+
+From the days of infancy still lingers in my ears this opening of
+a prose hymn by a lady, then very celebrated, viz., the late Mrs.
+Barbauld. The hymn began by enticing some solitary infant into some
+silent garden, I believe, or some forest lawn; and the opening words
+were, 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful!' Well, and what
+beside? There is nothing beside; oh, disappointed and therefore enraged
+reader; positively this is the sum-total of what I can recall from the
+wreck of years; and certainly it is not much. Even of Sappho, though
+time has made mere ducks and drakes of her lyrics, we have rather more
+spared to us than this. And yet this trifle, simple as you think it,
+this shred of a fragment, if the reader will believe me, still
+echoes with luxurious sweetness in my ears, from some unaccountable
+hide-and-seek of fugitive childish memories; just as a marine shell,
+if applied steadily to the ear, awakens (according to the fine image
+of Landor [Footnote: 'Of Landor,' viz., in his 'Gebir;' but also of
+Wordsworth in 'The Excursion.' And I must tell the reader, that a
+contest raged at one time as to the _original property_ in this image,
+not much less keen than that between Neptune and Minerva, for the
+chancellorship of Athens.]) the great vision of the sea; places the
+listener
+
+ 'In the sun's palace-porch,
+ And murmurs as the ocean murmurs there.'
+
+Now, on some moonless night, in some fitting condition of the
+atmosphere, if Lord Rosse would permit the reader and myself to walk
+into the front drawing-room of his telescope, then, in Mrs. Barbauld's
+words, slightly varied, I might say to him,--Come, and I will show you
+what is sublime! In fact, what I am going to lay before him, from Dr.
+Nichol's work, is, or at least _would_ be, (when translated into Hebrew
+grandeur by the mighty telescope,) a step above even that object which
+some four-and-twenty years ago in the British Museum struck me as simply
+the sublimest sight which in this sight-seeing world I had seen. It was
+the Memnon's head, then recently brought from Egypt. I looked at it, as
+the reader must suppose, in order to understand the depth which I have
+here ascribed to the impression, not as a human but as a symbolic
+head; and what it symbolized to me were: 1. The peace which passeth all
+understanding. 2. The eternity which baffles and confounds all faculty
+of computation; the eternity which _had_ been, the eternity which _was_
+to be. 3. The diffusive love, not such as rises and falls upon waves of
+life and mortality, not such as sinks and swells by undulations of time,
+but a procession--an emanation from some mystery of endless dawn. You
+durst not call it a smile that radiated from the lips; the radiation was
+too awful to clothe itself in adumbrations or memorials of flesh.
+
+In _that mode_ of sublimity, perhaps, I still adhere to my first
+opinion, that nothing so great was ever beheld. The atmosphere for
+_this_, for the Memnon, was the breathlessness which belongs to a
+saintly trance; the holy thing seemed to live by silence. But there _is_
+a picture, the pendant of the Memnon, there _is_ a dreadful cartoon,
+from the gallery which has begun to open upon Lord Rosse's telescope,
+where the appropriate atmosphere for investing it must be drawn from
+another silence, from the frost and from the eternities of death. It
+is the famous _nebula_ in the constellation of Orion; famous for the
+unexampled defiance with which it resisted all approaches from the most
+potent of former telescopes; famous for its frightful magnitude and for
+the frightful depth to which it is sunk in the abysses of the heavenly
+wilderness; famous just now for the submission with which it has begun
+to render up its secrets to the all-conquering telescope; and famous
+in all time coming for the horror of the regal phantasma which it has
+perfected to eyes of flesh. Had Milton's 'incestuous mother,' with her
+fleshless son, and with the warrior angel, his father, that led the
+rebellions of heaven, been suddenly unmasked by Lord Rosse's instrument,
+in these dreadful distances before which, simply as expressions of
+resistance, the mind of man shudders and recoils, there would have been
+nothing more appalling in the exposure; in fact, it would have been
+essentially the same exposure: the same expression of power in the
+detestable phantom, the same rebellion in the attitude, the same pomp of
+malice in the features to a universe seasoned for its assaults.
+
+The reader must look to Dr. Nichol's book, at page 51, for the picture
+of this abominable apparition. But then, in order to see what _I_ see,
+the obedient reader must do what I tell him to do. Let him therefore
+view the wretch upside down. If he neglects that simple direction, of
+course I don't answer for anything that follows: without any fault of
+mine, my description will be unintelligible. This inversion being made,
+the following is the dreadful creature that will then reveal itself.
+
+_Description of the Nebula in Orion, as forced to show out by Lord
+Rosse._--You see a head thrown back, and raising its face, (or eyes, if
+eyes it had,) in the very anguish of hatred, to some unknown heavens.
+What _should_ be its skull wears what _might_ be an Assyrian tiara, only
+ending behind in a floating train. This head rests upon a beautifully
+developed neck and throat. All power being given to the awful enemy, he
+is beautiful where he pleases, in order to point and envenom his ghostly
+ugliness. The mouth, in that stage of the apocalypse which Sir John
+Herschel was able to arrest in his eighteen-inch mirror, is amply
+developed. Brutalities unspeakable sit upon the upper lip, which is
+confluent with a snout; for separate nostrils there are none. Were it
+not for this one defect of nostrils; and, even in spite of this defect,
+(since, in so mysterious a mixture of the angelic and the brutal, we may
+suppose the sense of odor to work by some compensatory organ,) one is
+reminded by the phantom's attitude of a passage, ever memorable, in
+Milton: that passage, I mean, where Death first becomes aware, soon
+after the original trespass, of his own future empire over man. The
+'meagre shadow' even smiles (for the first time and the last) on
+apprehending his own abominable bliss, by apprehending from afar the
+savor 'of mortal change on earth.'
+
+ ----'Such a scent,' (he says,) 'I draw
+ Of carnage, prey innumerable.'
+
+As illustrating the attitude of the phantom in Orion, let the reader
+allow me to quote the tremendous passage:--
+
+ 'So saying, with delight he snuff'd the smell
+ Of mortal change on earth. As when a flock
+ Of ravenous fowl, though many a league remote,
+ Against the day of battle, to a field,
+ Where armies lie encamp'd, come flying, lured
+ With scent of living carcasses design'd
+ For death, the following day, in bloody fight;
+ So scented the grim feature,
+
+[Footnote: 'So scented the grim feature,' [_feature_ is the old word for
+_form or outline that is shadowy_; and also for form (shadowy or not)
+which abstracts from the _matter_.] By the way, I have never seen it
+noticed, that Milton was indebted for the hint of this immortal passage
+to a superb line-and-a-half, in Lucan's Pharsalia.]
+
+ and upturn'd
+ His nostril wide into the murky air,
+ Sagacious of his quarry from so far.'
+
+But the lower lip, which is drawn inwards with the curve of a conch
+shell,--oh what a convolute of cruelty and revenge is _there_!
+Cruelty!--to whom? Revenge!--for what? Ask not, whisper not. Look
+upwards to other mysteries. In the very region of his temples, driving
+itself downwards into his cruel brain, and breaking the continuity of
+his diadem, is a horrid chasm, a ravine, a shaft, that many centuries
+would not traverse; and it is serrated on its posterior wall with a
+harrow that perhaps is partly hidden. From the anterior wall of this
+chasm rise, in vertical directions, two processes; one perpendicular,
+and rigid as a horn, the other streaming forward before some portentous
+breath. What these could be, seemed doubtful; but now, when further
+examinations by Sir John Herschel, at the Cape of Good Hope, have filled
+up the scattered outline with a rich umbrageous growth, one is inclined
+to regard them as the plumes of a sultan. Dressed he is, therefore, as
+well as armed. And finally comes Lord Rosse, that glorifies him with
+the jewellery [Footnote: _The jewellery of Stars_. And one thing is
+very remarkable, viz., that not only the stars justify this name of
+jewellery, as usual, by the life of their splendor, but also, in this
+case, by their arrangement. No jeweller could have set, or disposed with
+more art, the magnificent quadrille of stars which is placed immediately
+below the upright plume. There is also another, a truncated quadrille,
+wanting only the left hand star (or you might call it a bisected
+lozenge) placed on the diadem, but obliquely placed as regards the curve
+of that diadem. Two or three other arrangements are striking, though
+not equally so, both from their regularity and from their repeating each
+other, as the forms in a kaleidoscope.] of stars: he is now a vision 'to
+dream of, not to tell:' he is ready for the worship of those that
+are tormented in sleep: and the stages of his solemn uncovering by
+astronomy, first by Sir W. Herschel, secondly, by his son, and finally
+by Lord Rosse, is like the reversing of some heavenly doom, like
+the raising of the seals that had been sealed by the angel, in the
+Revelations. But the reader naturally asks, How does all this concern
+Lord Rosse's telescope on the one side, or general astronomy on the
+other? This _nebula_, he will say, seems a bad kind of fellow by your
+account; and of course it will not break my heart to hear, that he has
+had the conceit taken out of him. But in what way can _that_ affect the
+pretensions of this new instrument; or, if it did, how can the character
+of the instrument affect the general condition of a science? Besides, is
+not the science a growth from very ancient times? With great respect for
+the Earl of Rosse, is it conceivable that he, or any man, by one hour's
+working the tackle of his new instrument, can have carried any stunning
+revolutionary effect into the heart of a section so ancient in our
+mathematical physics? But the reader is to consider, that the ruins made
+by Lord Rosse, are in _sidereal_ astronomy, which is almost wholly a
+growth of modern times; and the particular part of it demolished by the
+new telescope, is almost exclusively the creation of the two Herschels,
+father and son. Laplace, it is true, adopted their views; and he
+transferred them to the particular service of our own planetary system.
+But he gave to them no new sanction, except what arises from showing
+that they would account for the appearances, as they present themselves
+to our experience at this day. That was a _negative_ confirmation; by
+which I mean, that, had their views failed in the hands of Laplace,
+then they were proved to be false; but, _not_ failing, they were not
+therefore proved to be true. It was like proving a gun; if the charge is
+insufficient, or if, in trying the strength of cast iron, timber, ropes,
+&c., the strain is not up to the rigor of the demand, you go away with
+perhaps a favorable impression as to the promises of the article; it has
+stood a moderate trial; it has stood all the trial that offered, which
+is always something; but you are still obliged to feel that, when the
+ultimate test is applied, smash may go the whole concern. Lord Rosse
+applied an ultimate test; and smash went the whole concern. Really I
+must have laughed, though all the world had been angry, when the shrieks
+and yells of expiring systems began to reverberate all the way from the
+belt of Orion; and positively at the very first broadside delivered from
+this huge four-decker of a telescope.
+
+But what was it then that went to wreck? That is a thing more easy to
+ask than to answer. At least, for my own part, I complain that some
+vagueness hangs over all the accounts of the nebular hypothesis.
+However, in this place a brief sketch will suffice.
+
+Herschel the elder, having greatly improved the telescope, began to
+observe with special attention a class of remarkable phenomena in the
+starry world hitherto unstudied, viz.: milky spots in various stages of
+diffusion. The nature of these appearances soon cleared itself up thus
+far, that generally they were found to be starry worlds, separated from
+ours by inconceivable distances, and in that way concealing at first
+their real nature. The whitish gleam was the mask conferred by the
+enormity of their remotion. This being so, it might have been supposed
+that, as was the faintness of these cloudy spots or _nebulae_, such was
+the distance. But _that_ did not follow: for in the treasury of nature
+it turned out that there were other resources for modifying the powers
+of distance, for muffling and unmuffling the voice of stars. Suppose
+a world at the distance _x_, which distance is so great as to make the
+manifestation of that world weak, milky, nebular. Now let the secret
+power that wields these awful orbs, push this world back to a double
+distance! _that_ should naturally make it paler and more dilute than
+ever: and yet by _compression_, by deeper centralization, this effect
+shall be defeated; by forcing into far closer neighborhood the stars
+which compose this world, again it shall gleam out brighter when at 2_x_
+than when at _x_. At this point of compression, let the great moulding
+power a second time push it back; and a second time it will grow faint.
+But once more let this world be tortured into closer compression, again
+let the screw be put upon it, and once again it shall shake off the
+oppression of distance as the dew-drops are shaken from a lion's mane.
+And thus in fact the mysterious architect plays at hide-and-seek with
+his worlds. 'I will hide it,' he says, 'and it shall be found again by
+man; I will withdraw it into distances that shall seem fabulous, and
+again it shall apparel itself in glorious light; a third time I will
+plunge it into aboriginal darkness, and upon the vision of man a third
+time it shall rise with a new epiphany.'
+
+But, says the objector, there is no such world; there is no world that
+has thus been driven back, and depressed from one deep to a lower
+deep. Granted: but the same effect, an illustration of the same law,
+is produced equally, whether you take four worlds, all of the same
+magnitude, and plunge them _simultaneously_ into four different abysses,
+sinking by graduated distances one below another, or take one world and
+plunge it to the same distances _successively_. So in Geology, when men
+talk of substances in different stages, or of transitional states, they
+do not mean that they have watched the same individual _stratum_ or
+_phenomenon_, exhibiting states removed from each other by depths of
+many thousand years; how could they? but they have seen one stage in
+the case A, another stage in the case B. They take, for instance, three
+objects, the same (to use the technical language of logic) generically,
+though numerically different, under separate circumstances, or in
+different stages of advance. They are one object for logic, they are
+three for human convenience. So again it might seem impossible to give
+the history of a rose tree from infancy to age: how could the same rose
+tree, at the same time, be young and old? Yet by taking the different
+developments of its flowers, even as they hang on the same tree, from
+the earliest bud to the full-blown rose, you may in effect pursue this
+vegetable growth through all its stages: you have before you the bony
+blushing little rose-bud, and the respectable 'mediaeval' full-blown
+rose.
+
+This point settled, let it now be remarked, that Herschel's resources
+enabled him to unmask many of these _nebulae_: stars they were, and stars
+he forced them to own themselves. Why should any decent world wear
+an _alias_? There was nothing, you know, to be ashamed of in being an
+honest cluster of stars. Indeed, they seemed to be sensible of this
+themselves, and they now yielded to the force of Herschel's arguments so
+far as to show themselves in the new character of _nebulae_ spangled with
+stars; these are the _stellar nebulae_; quite as much as you could expect
+in so short a time: Rome was not built in a day: and one must have
+some respect to stellar feelings. It was noticed, however, that where a
+bright haze, and not a weak milk-and-water haze, had revealed itself
+to the telescope, this, arising from a case of _compression_, (as
+previously explained,) required very little increase of telescopic power
+to force him into a fuller confession. He made a clean breast of it.
+But at length came a dreadful anomaly. A 'nebula' in the constellation
+_Andromeda_ turned restive: another in _Orion_, I grieve to say it,
+still more so. I confine myself to the latter. A very low power sufficed
+to bring him to a slight confession, which in fact amounted to nothing;
+the very highest would not persuade him to show a star. 'Just one,'
+said some coaxing person; 'we'll be satisfied with only one.' But no:
+he would _not_. He was hardened, 'he wouldn't _split_.' And Herschel
+was thus led, after waiting as long as flesh and blood _could_ wait,
+to infer two classes of _nebulae_; one that were stars; and another
+that were _not_ stars, nor ever were meant to be stars. Yet _that_ was
+premature: he found at last, that, though not raised to the peerage of
+stars, finally they would be so: they were the matter of stars; and by
+gradual condensation would become suns, whose atmosphere, by a similar
+process of condensing, would become planets, capable of brilliant
+literati and philosophers, in several volumes octavo. So stood the case
+for a long time; it was settled to the satisfaction of Europe that there
+were two classes of _nebulae_, one that _were_ worlds, one that were
+_not_, but only the pabulum of future worlds. Silence arose. A voice was
+heard, 'Let there be Lord Rosse!' and immediately his telescope walked
+into Orion; destroyed the supposed matter of stars; but, in return,
+created immeasurable worlds.
+
+As a hint for apprehending the delicacy and difficulty of the process in
+sidereal astronomy, let the inexperienced reader figure to himself these
+separate cases of perplexity: 1st, A perplexity where the dilemma arises
+from the collision between magnitude and distance:--is the size less, or
+the distance greater? 2dly, Where the dilemma arises between motions, a
+motion in ourselves doubtfully confounded with a motion in some external
+body; or, 3dly, Where it arises between possible positions of an object:
+is it a real proximity that we see between two stars, or simply an
+apparent proximity from lying in the same visual line, though in far
+other depths of space? As regards the first dilemma, we may suppose two
+laws, A and B, absolutely in contradiction, laid down at starting: A,
+that all fixed stars are precisely at the same _distance_; in this case
+every difference in the apparent magnitude will indicate a corresponding
+difference in the real magnitude, and will measure that difference. B,
+that all the fixed stars are precisely of the same _magnitude_; in which
+case, every variety in the size will indicate a corresponding difference
+in the distance, and will measure that difference. Nor could we imagine
+any exception to these inferences from A or from B, whichever of the two
+were assumed, unless through optical laws that might not equally affect
+objects under different circumstances; I mean, for instance, that might
+suffer a disturbance as applied under hypoth. B, to different depths in
+space, or under hypoth. A, to different arrangements of structure in the
+star. But thirdly, it is certain, that neither A nor B is the abiding
+law: and next it becomes an object by science and by instruments to
+distinguish more readily and more certainly between the cases where
+the distance has degraded the size, and the cases where the size being
+_really_ less, has caused an exaggeration of the distance: or again,
+where the size being really less, yet co-operating with a distance
+really greater, may degrade the estimate, (though travelling in a right
+direction,) below the truth; or again where the size being really less,
+yet counteracted by a distance also less, may equally disturb the truth
+of human measurements, and so on.
+
+A second large order of equivocating appearances will arise,--not as to
+magnitude, but as to motion. If it could be a safe assumption, that
+the system to which our planet is attached were absolutely fixed and
+motionless, except as regards its own _internal_ relations of movement,
+then every change outside of us, every motion that the registers of
+astronomy had established, would be objective and not subjective. It
+would be safe to pronounce at once that it was a motion in the object
+contemplated, _not_ in the subject contemplating. Or, reversely, if it
+were safe to assume as a universal law, that no motion was possible in
+the starry heavens, then every change of relations in space, between
+ourselves and them, would indicate and would measure a progress, or
+regress, on the part of our solar system, in certain known directions.
+But now, because it is not safe to rest in either assumption, the range
+of possibilities for which science has to provide, is enlarged; the
+immediate difficulties are multiplied; but with the result (as in the
+former case) of reversionally expanding the powers, and consequently the
+facilities, lodged both in the science and in the arts ministerial
+to the science. Thus, in the constellation _Cygnus_, there is a star
+gradually changing its relation to our system, whose distance from
+ourselves (as Dr. Nichol tells us) is ascertained to be about six
+hundred and seventy thousand times our own distance from the sun: that
+is, neglecting minute accuracy, about six hundred and seventy thousand
+stages of one hundred million miles each. This point being known, it
+falls within the _arts_ of astronomy to translate this apparent angular
+motion into miles; and presuming this change of relation to be not in
+the star, but really in ourselves, we may deduce the velocity of our
+course, we may enter into our _log_ daily the rate at which our whole
+solar system is running. Bessel, it seems, the eminent astronomer who
+died lately, computed this velocity to be such (viz., three times that
+of our own earth in its proper orbit) as would carry us to the star in
+forty-one thousand years. But, in the mean time, the astronomer is to
+hold in reserve some small share of his attention, some trifle of a
+side-glance, now and then, to the possibility of an error, after all, in
+the main assumption: he must watch the indications, if any such should
+arise, that not ourselves, but the star in _Cygnus_, is the real party
+concerned, in drifting at this shocking rate, with no prospect of coming
+to an anchorage. [Footnote: It is worth adding at this point, whilst the
+reader remembers without effort the numbers, viz., forty-one thousand
+years, for the time, (the space being our own distance from the sun
+repeated six hundred and seventy thousand times,) what would be the
+time required for reaching, in the _body_, that distance to which Lord
+Rosse's six feet mirror has so recently extended our _vision_. The time
+would be, as Dr. Nichol computes, about two hundred and fifty millions
+of years, supposing that our rate of travelling was about three times
+that of our earth in its orbit. Now, as the velocity is assumed to
+be the same in both cases, the ratio between the distance (already so
+tremendous) of Bessel's 61 _Cygni_, and that of Lord Rosse's farthest
+frontier, is as forty-one thousand to two hundred and fifty millions.
+This is a simple rule-of-three problem for a child. And the answer to
+it will, perhaps, convey the simplest expression of the superhuman power
+lodged in the new telescope:--as is the ratio of forty-one thousand to
+two hundred and fifty million, so is the ratio of our own distance from
+the sun multiplied by six hundred and seventy thousand, to the outermost
+limit of Lord Rosse's sidereal vision.]
+
+Another class, and a frequent one, of equivocal phenomena, phenomena
+that are reconcilable indifferently with either of two assumptions,
+though less plausibly reconciled with the one than with the other,
+concerns the position of stars that seem connected with each other by
+systematic relations, and which yet _may_ lie in very different depths
+of space, being brought into seeming connection only by the human eye.
+There have been, and there are, cases where two stars dissemble an
+interconnection which they really _have_, and other cases where they
+simulate an interconnection which they have not. All these cases of
+simulation and dissimulation torment the astronomer by multiplying his
+perplexities, and deepening the difficulty of escaping them. He cannot
+get at the truth: in many cases, magnitude and distance are in collusion
+with each other to deceive him: motion subjective is in collusion with
+motion objective; duplex systems are in collusion with fraudulent stars,
+having no real partnership whatever, but mimicking such a partnership by
+means of the limitations or errors affecting the human eye, where it can
+apply no other sense to aid or to correct itself. So that the business
+of astronomy, in these days, is no sinecure, as the reader perceives.
+And by another evidence, it is continually becoming less of a sinecure.
+Formerly, one or two men,--Tycho, suppose, or, in a later age, Cassini
+and Horrox, and Bradley, had observatories: one man, suppose, observed
+the stars for all Christendom; and the rest of Europe observed _him_.
+But now, up and down Europe, from the deep blue of Italian skies to the
+cold frosty atmospheres of St. Petersburg and Glasgow, the stars are
+conscious of being watched everywhere; and if all astronomers do not
+publish their observations, all use them in their speculations. New and
+brilliantly appointed observatories are rising in every latitude, or
+risen; and none, by the way, of these new-born observatories, is
+more interesting from the circumstances of its position, or more
+_picturesque_ to a higher organ than the eye--viz., to the human
+heart--than the New Observatory raised by the university of
+Glasgow.[Footnote: It has been reported, ever since the autumn of 1845,
+and the report is now, (August, 1846,) gathering strength, that some
+railway potentate, having taken a fancy for the ancient college of
+Glasgow, as a bauble to hang about his wife's neck, (no accounting for
+tastes,) has offered, (or _will_ offer,) such a price, that the good
+old academic lady in this her moss-grown antiquity, seriously thinks
+of taking him at his word, packing up her traps, and being off. When a
+spirit of galavanting comes across an aged lady, it is always difficult
+to know where it will stop: so, in fact, you know, she may choose to
+steam for Texas. But the present impression is, that she will
+settle down by the side of what you may call her married or settled
+daughter--the Observatory; which one would be glad to have confirmed,
+as indicating that no purpose of pleasure-seeking had been working in
+elderly minds, but the instinct of religious rest and aspiration. The
+Observatory would thus remind one of those early Christian anchorites,
+and self-exiled visionaries, that being led by almost a necessity of
+nature to take up their residence in deserts, sometimes drew after
+themselves the whole of their own neighborhood.]
+
+The New Observatory of Glasgow is now, I believe, finished; and the
+only fact connected with its history that was painful, as embodying and
+recording that Vandal alienation from science, literature, and all their
+interests, which has ever marked our too haughty and Caliph-Omar-like
+British government, lay in the circumstance that the glasses of the
+apparatus, the whole mounting of the establishment, in so far as it
+was a scientific establishment, and even the workmen for putting up
+the machinery, were imported from Bavaria. We, that once bade the world
+stand aside when the question arose about glasses, or the graduation of
+instruments, were now literally obliged to stand cap in hand, bowing to
+Mr. Somebody, successor of Frauenhofer or Frauendevil, in Munich!
+Who caused _that_, we should all be glad to know, if not the wicked
+Treasury, that killed the hen that laid the golden eggs by taxing her
+until her spine broke? It is to be hoped that, at this moment, and
+specifically for this offence, some scores of Exchequer men, chancellors
+and other rubbish, are in purgatory, and perhaps working, with
+shirt-sleeves tucked up, in purgatorial glass-houses, with very small
+allowances of beer, to defray the cost of perspiration. But why trouble
+a festal remembrance with commemorations of crimes or criminals?
+What makes the Glasgow Observatory so peculiarly interesting, is its
+position, connected with and overlooking so vast a city, having more
+than three hundred thousand inhabitants, (in spite of an American
+sceptic,) nearly all children of toil; and a city, too, which, from the
+necessities of its circumstances, draws so deeply upon that fountain of
+misery and guilt which some ordinance, as ancient as 'our father Jacob,'
+with his patriarchal well for Samaria, has bequeathed to manufacturing
+towns,--to Ninevehs, to Babylons, to Tyres. How tarnished with eternal
+canopies of smoke, and of sorrow; how dark with agitations of many
+orders, is the mighty town below! How serene, how quiet, how lifted
+above the confusion and the roar, how liberated from the strifes of
+earth, is the solemn Observatory that crowns the grounds above! And
+duly, at night, just when the toil of over-wrought Glasgow is mercifully
+relaxing, then comes the summons to the laboring astronomer. _He_ speaks
+not of the night, but of the day and the flaunting day-light, as the
+hours 'in which no man can work.' And the least reflecting of men
+must be impressed by the idea, that at wide intervals, but intervals
+scattered over Europe, whilst 'all that mighty heart' is, by sleep,
+resting from its labors, secret eyes are lifted up to heaven in
+astronomical watch-towers; eyes that keep watch and ward over spaces
+that make us dizzy to remember, eyes that register the promises of
+comets, and disentangle the labyrinths of worlds.
+
+Another feature of interest, connected with the Glasgow Observatory, is
+personal, and founded on the intellectual characteristics of the present
+professor, Dr. Nichol; in the deep meditative style of his mind seeking
+for rest, yet placed in conflict for ever with the tumultuous necessity
+in _him_ for travelling along the line of revolutionary thought, and
+following it loyally, wearied or not, to its natural home.
+
+In a sonnet of Milton, one of three connected with his own blindness,
+he distinguishes between two classes of servants that minister to
+the purposes of God. '_His_ state,' says he, meaning God's state, the
+arrangement of his regular service, 'is kingly;' that is to say, it
+resembles the mode of service established in the courts of kings;
+and, in this, it resembles that service, that there are two classes of
+ministers attending on his pleasure. For, as in the trains of kings
+are some that run without resting, night or day, to carry the royal
+messages, and also others--great lords in waiting--that move not from
+the royal gates; so of the divine retinues, some are for action only,
+some for contemplation. 'Thousands' there are that
+
+ ----'at his bidding speed,
+ And post o'er land and ocean without rest.'
+
+Others, on the contrary, motionless as statues, that share not in the
+agitations of their times, that tremble not in sympathy with the
+storms around them, but that listen--that watch--that wait--for secret
+indications to be fulfilled, or secret signs to be deciphered. And,
+of this latter class, he adds-that they, not less than the others, are
+accepted by God; or, as it is so exquisitely expressed in the closing
+line,
+
+ '_They_ also serve, that only stand and wait.'
+
+Something analogous to this one may see in the distributions of
+literature and science. Many popularize and diffuse: some reap and
+gather on their own account. Many translate, into languages fit for the
+multitude, messages which they receive from human voices: some listen,
+like Kubla Khan, far down in caverns or hanging over subterranean
+rivers, for secret whispers that mingle and confuse themselves with the
+general uproar of torrents, but which can be detected and kept apart
+by the obstinate prophetic ear, which spells into words and ominous
+sentences the distracted syllables of aerial voices. Dr. Nichol is one
+of those who pass to and fro between these classes; and has the rare
+function of keeping open their vital communications. As a popularizing
+astronomer, he has done more for the benefit of his great science than
+all the rest of Europe combined: and now, when he notices, without
+murmur, the fact that his office of popular teacher is almost taken out
+of his hands, (so many are they who have trained of late for the duty,)
+that change has, in fact, been accomplished through knowledge, through
+explanations, through suggestions, dispersed and prompted by himself.
+
+For my own part, as one belonging to the laity, and not to the _clerus_,
+in the science of astronomy, I could scarcely have presumed to report
+minutely, or to sit in the character of dissector upon the separate
+details of Dr. Nichol's works, either this, or those which have preceded
+it, had there even been room left disposable for such a task. But in
+this view it is sufficient to have made the general acknowledgment which
+already _has_ been made, that Dr. Nichol's works, and his oral lectures
+upon astronomy, are to be considered as the _fundus_ of the knowledge on
+that science now working in this generation. More important it is, and
+more in reconciliation with the tenor of my own ordinary studies, to
+notice the philosophic spirit in which Dr. Nichol's works are framed;
+the breadth of his views, the eternal tendency of his steps in advance,
+or (if advance on that quarter, or at that point, happens to
+be absolutely walled out for the present,) the vigor of the
+_reconnoissances_ by which he examines the hostile intrenchments.
+Another feature challenges notice. In reading astronomical works, there
+arises (from old experience of what is usually most faulty) a wish
+either for the naked severities of science, with a total abstinence from
+all display of enthusiasm; or else, if the cravings of human sensibility
+are to be met and gratified, that it shall be by an enthusiasm
+unaffected and grand as its subject. Of that kind is the enthusiasm
+of Dr. Nichol. The grandeurs of astronomy are such to him who has a
+capacity for being grandly moved. They are none at all to him who has
+not. To the mean they become meannesses. Space, for example, has no
+grandeur to him who has no space in the theatre of his own brain. I know
+writers who report the marvels of velocity, &c., in such a way that
+they become insults to yourself. It is obvious that in _their_ way of
+insisting on our earth's speed in her annual orbit, they do not seek
+to exalt _her_, but to mortify _you_. And, besides, these fellows are
+answerable for provoking people into fibs:--for I remember one day, that
+reading a statement of this nature, about how many things the Earth
+had done that we could never hope to do, and about the number of cannon
+balls, harnessed as a _tandem_, which the Earth would fly past, without
+leaving time to say, _How are you off for soap?_ in vexation of heart I
+could not help exclaiming--'That's nothing: I've done a great deal more
+myself;' though, when one turns it in one's mind, you know there must be
+some inaccuracy _there_. How different is Dr. Nichol's enthusiasm from
+this hypocritical and vulgar wonderment! It shows itself not merely in
+reflecting the grandeurs of his theme, and by the sure test of detecting
+and allying itself with all the indirect grandeurs that arrange
+themselves from any distance, upon or about that centre, but by the
+manifest promptness with which Dr. Nichol's enthusiasm awakens itself
+upon _every_ road that leads to things elevating for man; or to things
+promising for knowledge; or to things which, like dubious theories
+or imperfect attempts at systematizing, though neutral as regards
+knowledge, minister to what is greater than knowledge, viz., to
+intellectual _power_, to the augmented power of handling your materials,
+though with no more materials than before. In his geological and
+cosmological inquiries, in his casual speculations, the same quality of
+intellect betrays itself; the intellect that labors in sympathy with the
+laboring _nisus_ of these gladiatorial times; that works (and sees the
+necessity of working) the apparatus of many sciences towards a composite
+result; the intellect that retires in one direction only to make head in
+another; and that already is prefiguring the route beyond the barriers,
+whilst yet the gates are locked.
+
+There was a man in the last century, and an eminent man too, who used
+to say, that whereas people in general pretended to admire astronomy as
+being essentially sublime, he for _his_ part looked upon all that sort
+of thing as a swindle; and, on the contrary, he regarded the solar
+system as decidedly vulgar; because the planets were all of them so
+infernally punctual, they kept time with such horrible precision,
+that they forced him, whether he would or no, to think of nothing but
+post-office clocks, mail-coaches, and book-keepers. Regularity may be
+beautiful, but it excludes the sublime. What he wished for was something
+like Lloyd's list.
+
+_Comets_--due 3; arrived 1. _Mercury_, when last seen, appeared to be
+distressed; but made no signals. _Pallas_ and _Vesta_, not heard of for
+some time; supposed to have foundered. _Moon_, spoken last night through
+a heavy bank of clouds; out sixteen days: all right.
+
+Now this poor man's misfortune was, to have lived in the days of mere
+planetary astronomy. At present, when our own little system, with all
+its grandeurs, has dwindled by comparison to a subordinate province, if
+any man is bold enough to say so, a poor shivering unit amongst myriads
+that are brighter, we ought no longer to talk of astronomy, but of
+_the astronomies_. There is the planetary, the cometary, the sidereal,
+perhaps also others; as, for instance, even yet the nebular; because,
+though Lord Rosse has smitten it with the son of Amram's rod, has
+made it open, and cloven a path through it, yet other and more fearful
+_nebulae_ may loom in sight, (if further improvements should be effected
+in the telescope,) that may puzzle even Lord Rosse. And when he tells
+his _famulus_--'Fire a shot at that strange fellow, and make him show
+his colors,' possibly the mighty stranger may disdain the summons. That
+would be vexatious: we should all be incensed at _that_. But no matter.
+What's a _nebula_, what's a world, more or less? In the spiritual
+heavens are many mansions: in the starry heavens, that are now unfolding
+and preparing to unfold before us, are many vacant areas upon which the
+astronomer may pitch his secret pavilion. He may dedicate himself to the
+service of the _Double Suns_; he has my license to devote his whole time
+to the quadruple system of suns in _Lyra_. Swammerdam spent his life in
+a ditch watching frogs and tadpoles; why may not an astronomer give
+nine lives, if he had them, to the watching of that awful appearance
+in _Hercules_, which pretends to some rights over our own unoffending
+system? Why may he not mount guard with public approbation, for the
+next fifty years, upon the zodiacal light, the interplanetary ether,
+and other rarities, which the professional body of astronomers would
+naturally keep (if they could) for their own private enjoyment? There
+is no want of variety now, nor in fact of irregularity: for the most
+exquisite clock-work, which from enormous distance _seems_ to go
+wrong, virtually for us _does_ go wrong; so that our friend of the last
+century, who complained of the solar system, would not need to do so any
+longer. There are anomalies enough to keep him cheerful. There are now
+even things to alarm us; for anything in the starry worlds that look
+suspicious, anything that ought _not_ to be there, is, for all purposes
+of frightening us, as good as a ghost.
+
+But of all the novelties that excite my own interest in the expanding
+astronomy of recent times, the most delightful and promising are
+those charming little pyrotechnic planetoids,[Footnote: _'Pyrotechnic
+Planetoids:'_--The reader will understand me as alluding to the periodic
+shooting stars. It is now well known, that as, upon our own poor little
+earthly ocean, we fall in with certain phenomena as we approach certain
+latitudes; so also upon the great ocean navigated by our Earth, we
+fall in with prodigious showers of these meteors at periods no longer
+uncertain, but fixed as jail-deliveries. 'These remarkable showers of
+meteors,' says Dr. Nichol, 'observed at different periods in August and
+November, seem to demonstrate the fact, that, at these periods, we have
+come in contact with two streams of such planetoids then intersecting
+the earth's orbit.' If they intermit, it is only because they are
+shifting their nodes, or points of intersection.] that variegate our
+annual course. It always struck me as most disgusting, that, in going
+round the sun, we must be passing continually over old roads, and yet
+we had no means of establishing an acquaintance with them: they might
+as well be new for every trip. Those chambers of ether, through which we
+are tearing along night and day, (for _our_ train stops at no stations,)
+doubtless, if we could put some mark upon them, must be old fellows
+perfectly liable to recognition. I suppose, _they_ never have notice to
+quit. And yet, for want of such a mark, though all our lives flying past
+them and through them, we can never challenge them as known. The same
+thing happens in the desert: one monotonous iteration of sand, sand,
+sand, unless where some miserable fountain stagnates, forbids all
+approach to familiarity: nothing is circumstantiated or differenced:
+travel it for three generations, and you are no nearer to identification
+of its parts: so that it amounts to travelling through an abstract idea.
+For the desert, really I suspect the thing is hopeless: but, as regards
+our planetary orbit, matters are mending: for the last six or seven
+years I have heard of these fiery showers, but indeed I cannot say how
+much earlier they were first noticed,[Footnote: Somewhere I have seen it
+remarked, that if, on a public road, you meet a party of four women,
+it is at least fifty to one that they are all laughing; whereas, if you
+meet an equal party of my own unhappy sex, you may wager safely that
+they are talking gravely, and that one of them is uttering the word
+_money_. Hence it must be, viz, because our sisters are too much
+occupied with the playful things of this earth, and our brothers with
+its gravities, that neither party sufficiently watches the skies. And
+_that_ accounts for a fact which often has struck myself, viz., that, in
+cities, on bright moonless nights, when some brilliant skirmishings of
+the Aurora are exhibiting, or even a luminous arch, which is a broad
+ribbon of snowy light that spans the skies, positively unless I myself
+say to people--'Eyes upwards!' not one in a hundred, male or female, but
+fails to see the show, though it may be seen _gratis_, simply because
+their eyes are too uniformly reading the earth. This downward direction
+of the eyes, however, must have been worse in former ages: because else
+it never _could_ have happened that, until Queen Anne's days, nobody
+ever hinted in a book that there _was_ such a thing, or _could_ be such
+a thing, as the Aurora Borealis; and in fact Halley had the credit of
+discovering it.] as celebrating two annual festivals--one in August, one
+in November. You are a little too late, reader, for seeing this year's
+summer festival; but that's no reason why you should not engage a good
+seat for the November meeting; which, if I recollect, is about the
+9th, or the Lord Mayor's day, and on the whole better worth seeing.
+For anything _we_ know, this may be a great day in the earth's earlier
+history; she may have put forth her original rose on this day, or tried
+her hand at a primitive specimen of wheat; or she may, in fact, have
+survived some gunpowder plot about this time; so that the meteoric
+appearance may be a kind congratulating _feu-de-joye_, on the
+anniversary of the happy event. What it is that the 'cosmogony man' in
+the 'Vicar of Wakefield' would have thought of such novelties, whether
+he would have favored us with his usual opinion upon such topics, viz.,
+that _anarchon ara kai ateleutaion to pan_, or have sported a new
+one exclusively for this occasion, may be doubtful. What it is that
+astronomers think, who are a kind of 'cosmogony men,' the reader may
+learn from Dr. Nichol, Note B, (p. 139, 140.)
+
+In taking leave of a book and a subject so well fitted to draw out
+the highest mode of that grandeur, which _can_ connect itself with
+the external, (a grandeur capable of drawing down a spiritual being to
+earth, but not of raising an earthly being to heaven,) I would wish to
+contribute my own brief word of homage to this grandeur by recalling
+from a fading remembrance of twenty-five years back a short _bravura_
+of John Paul Richter. I call it a _bravura_, as being intentionally a
+passage of display and elaborate execution; and in this sense I may
+call it partly 'my own,' that at twenty-five years' distance, (after one
+single reading,) it would not have been possible for any man to report
+a passage of this length without greatly disturbing [Footnote:
+_'Disturbing;'_--neither perhaps should I much have sought to avoid
+alterations if the original had been lying before me: for it takes the
+shape of a dream; and this most brilliant of all German writers wanted
+in that field the severe simplicity, that horror of the _too much_,
+belonging to Grecian architecture, which is essential to the perfection
+of a dream considered as a work of art. He was too elaborate, to
+realize the grandeur of the shadowy.] the texture of the composition:
+by altering, one makes it partly one's own; but it is right to mention,
+that the sublime turn at the end belongs entirely to John Paul.
+
+'God called up from dreams a man into the vestibule of heaven,
+saying,--"Come thou hither, and see the glory of my house." And to the
+servants that stood around his throne he said,--"Take him, and undress
+him from his robes of flesh: cleanse his vision, and put a new breath
+into his nostrils: only touch not with any change his human heart--the
+heart that weeps and trembles." It was done; and, with a mighty angel
+for his guide, the man stood ready for his infinite voyage; and from the
+terraces of heaven, without sound or farewell, at once they wheeled away
+into endless space. Sometimes with the solemn flight of angel wing they
+fled through Zaarrahs of darkness, through wildernesses of death, that
+divided the worlds of life: sometimes they swept over frontiers, that
+were quickening under prophetic motions from God. Then, from a distance
+that is counted only in heaven, light dawned for a time through a sleepy
+film: by unutterable pace the light swept to _them_, they by unutterable
+pace to the light: in a moment the rushing of planets was upon them: in
+a moment the blazing of suns was around them. Then came eternities of
+twilight, that revealed, but were not revealed. To the right hand and
+to the left towered mighty constellations, that by self-repetitions and
+answers from afar, that by counter-positions, built up triumphal gates,
+whose architraves, whose archways--horizontal, upright--rested, rose--at
+altitudes, by spans--that seemed ghostly from infinitude. Without
+measure were the architraves, past number were the archways, beyond
+memory the gates. Within were stairs that scaled the eternities above,
+that descended to the eternities below: above was below, below was
+above, to the man stripped of gravitating body: depth was swallowed up
+in height insurmountable, height was swallowed up in depth unfathomable.
+Suddenly as thus they rode from infinite to infinite, suddenly as thus
+they tilted over abysmal worlds, a mighty cry arose--that systems
+more mysterious, that worlds more billowy,--other heights, and other
+depths,--were coming, were nearing, were at hand. Then the man sighed,
+and stopped, shuddered and wept. His over-laden heart uttered itself in
+tears; and he said,--"Angel, I will go no farther. For the spirit of man
+aches with this infinity. Insufferable is the glory of God. Let me lie
+down in the grave from the persecutions of the infinite; for end, I
+see, there is none." And from all the listening stars that shone around
+issued a choral voice, "The man speaks truly: end there is none, that
+ever yet we heard of." "End is there none?" the angel solemnly demanded:
+"Is there indeed no end? And is this the sorrow that kills you?" But no
+voice answered, that he might answer himself. Then the angel threw up
+his glorious hands to the heaven of heavens; saying, "End is there none
+to the universe of God? Lo! also there is no Beginning."'
+
+
+NOTE.--On throwing his eyes hastily over the preceding paper, the writer
+becomes afraid that some readers may give such an interpretation to a
+few playful expressions upon the age of our earth, &c., as to class him
+with those who use geology, cosmology, &c., for purposes of attack,
+or insinuation against the Scriptures. Upon this point, therefore, he
+wishes to make a firm explanation of his own opinions, which, (whether
+right or wrong,) will liberate him, once and for all, from any such
+jealousy.
+
+It is sometimes said, that the revealer of a true religion, does
+not come amongst men for the sake of teaching truths in science, or
+correcting errors in science. Most justly is this said: but often in
+terms far too feeble. For generally these terms are such as to
+imply, that, although no function of his mission, it was yet open to
+him--although not pressing with the force of an obligation upon the
+revealer, it was yet at his discretion--if not to correct other
+men's errors, yet at least in his own person to speak with scientific
+precision. I contend that it was _not_. I contend, that to have uttered
+the truths of astronomy, of geology, &c., at the era of new-born
+Christianity, was not only _below_ the purposes of a religion, but would
+have been _against_ them. Even upon errors of a far more important class
+than any errors in science can ever be,--superstitions, for instance,
+that degraded the very idea of God; prejudices and false usages, that
+laid waste human happiness, (such as slavery and many hundreds of other
+abuses that might be mentioned,) the rule evidently acted upon by
+the Founder of Christianity was this--Given the purification of the
+fountain, once assumed that the fountains of truth are cleansed, all
+these derivative currents of evil will cleanse themselves. And the only
+exceptions, which I remember, to this rule, are two cases in which, from
+the personal appeal made to his decision, Christ would have made himself
+a party to wretched delusions, if he had not condescended to expose
+their folly. But, as a general rule, the branches of error were
+disregarded, and the roots only attacked. If, then, so lofty a station
+was taken with regard even to such errors as had moral and spiritual
+relations, how much more with regard to the comparative trifles, (as
+in the ultimate relations of human nature they are,) of merely human
+science! But, for my part, I go further, and assert, that upon three
+reasons it was impossible for any messenger from God, (or offering
+himself in that character,) for a moment to have descended into the
+communication of truth merely scientific, or economic, or worldly.
+And the reasons are these: _First_, Because it would have degraded his
+mission, by lowering it to the base level of a collision with human
+curiosity, or with petty and transitory interests. _Secondly_, Because
+it would have ruined his mission; would utterly have prostrated the free
+agency and the proper agency of that mission. He that, in those days,
+should have proclaimed the true theory of the Solar System and the
+heavenly forces, would have been shut up at once--as a lunatic likely
+to become dangerous. But suppose him to have escaped _that_; still, as
+a divine teacher, he has no liberty of caprice. He must stand to the
+promises of his own acts. Uttering the first truth of a science, he
+is pledged to the second: taking the main step, he is committed to all
+which follow. He is thrown at once upon the endless controversies which
+science in every stage provokes, and in none more than in the
+earliest. Or, if he retires as from a scene of contest that he had not
+anticipated, he retires as one confessing a human precipitance and
+a human oversight, weaknesses, venial in others, but fatal to the
+pretensions of a divine teacher. Starting besides from such pretensions,
+he could not (as others might) have the privilege of selecting
+arbitrarily or partially. If upon one science, then upon all,--if upon
+science, then upon, art,--if upon art and science, then upon _every_
+branch of social economy, upon _every_ organ of civilization, his
+reformations and advances are equally due; due as to all, if due as to
+any. To move in one direction, is constructively to undertake for all.
+Without power to retreat, he has thus thrown the intellectual interests
+of his followers into a channel utterly alien to the purposes of a
+spiritual mission.
+
+Thus far he has simply failed: but next comes a worse result; an evil,
+not negative but positive. Because, _thirdly_, to apply the light of a
+revelation for the benefit of a merely human science, which is virtually
+done by so applying the illumination of an _inspired_ teacher, is--to
+assault capitally the scheme of God's discipline and training for man.
+To improve by _heavenly_ means, if but in one solitary science--to
+lighten, if but in one solitary section, the condition of difficulty
+which had been designed for the strengthening and training of human
+faculties, is _pro tanto_ to disturb--to cancel--to contradict a
+previous purpose of God, made known by silent indications from the
+beginning of the world. Wherefore did God give to man the powers for
+contending with scientific difficulties? Wherefore did he lay a secret
+train of continual occasions, that should rise, by intervals, through
+thousands of generations, for provoking and developing those activities
+in man's intellect, if, after all, he is to send a messenger of his own,
+more than human, to intercept and strangle all these great purposes?
+When, therefore, the persecutors of Galileo, alleged that Jupiter, for
+instance, could not move in the way alleged, because then the Bible
+would have proclaimed it,--as they thus threw back upon God the burthen
+of discovery, which he had thrown upon Galileo, why did they not,
+by following out their own logic, throw upon the Bible the duty of
+discovering the telescope, or discovering the satellites of Jupiter?
+And, as no such discoveries were there, why did they not, by parity of
+logic, and for mere consistency, deny the telescope as a fact, deny the
+Jovian planets as facts? But this it is to mistake the very meaning and
+purposes of a revelation. A revelation is not made for the purpose of
+showing to idle men that which they may show to themselves, by faculties
+already given to them, if only they will exert those faculties, but for
+the purpose of showing _that_ which the moral darkness of man will
+not, without supernatural light, allow him to perceive. With disdain,
+therefore, must every considerate person regard the notion,--that God
+could wilfully interfere with his own plans, by accrediting ambassadors
+to reveal astronomy, or any other science, which he has commanded men
+to cultivate _without_ revelation, by endowing them with all the natural
+powers for doing so.
+
+Even as regards astronomy, a science so nearly allying itself to
+religion by the loftiness and by the purity of its contemplations,
+Scripture is nowhere the _parent_ of any doctrine, nor so much as the
+silent sanctioner of any doctrine. Scripture cannot become the author
+of falsehood,--though it were as to a trifle, cannot become a party to
+falsehood. And it is made impossible for Scripture to teach falsely, by
+the simple fact that Scripture, on such subjects, will not condescend to
+teach at all. The Bible adopts the erroneous language of men, (which at
+any rate it must do, in order to make itself understood,) not by way
+of sanctioning a theory, but by way of using a fact. The Bible _uses_
+(postulates) the phenomena of day and night, of summer and winter, and
+expresses them, in relation to their causes, as _men_ express them, men,
+even, that are scientific astronomers. But the results, which are all
+that concern Scripture, are equally true, whether accounted for by one
+hypothesis which is philosophically just, or by another which is popular
+and erring.
+
+Now, on the other hand, in geology and cosmology, the case is still
+stronger. _Here_ there is no opening for a compliance even with popular
+language. _Here_, where there is no such stream of apparent phenomena
+running counter (as in astronomy) to the real phenomena, neither is
+there any popular language opposed to the scientific. The whole are
+abstruse speculations, even as regards their objects, not dreamed of as
+possibilities, either in their true aspects or their false aspects,
+till modern times. The Scriptures, therefore, nowhere allude to such
+sciences, either under the shape of histories, applied to processes
+current and in movement, or under the shape of theories applied to
+processes past and accomplished. The Mosaic cosmogony, indeed, gives the
+succession of natural births; and that succession will doubtless be more
+and more confirmed and illustrated as geology advances. But as to the
+time, the duration, of this cosmogony, it is the idlest of notions that
+the Scriptures either have or could have condescended to human curiosity
+upon so awful a prologue to the drama of this world. Genesis would no
+more have indulged so mean a passion with respect to the mysterious
+inauguration of the world, than the Apocalypse with respect to its
+mysterious close. 'Yet the six _days_ of Moses!' Days! But is any man
+so little versed in biblical language as not to know that (except in the
+merely historical parts of the Jewish records) every section of time
+has a secret and separate acceptation in the Scriptures? Does an _aeon_,
+though a Grecian word, bear scripturally [either in Daniel or in Saint
+John] any sense known to Grecian ears? Do the seventy _weeks_ of the
+prophet mean weeks in the sense of human calendars? Already the Psalms,
+(xc) already St. Peter, (2d Epist.) warn us of a peculiar sense
+attached to the word _day_ in divine ears? And who of the innumerable
+interpreters understands the twelve hundred and odd days in Daniel,
+or his two thousand and odd days, to mean, by possibility, periods of
+twenty-four hours? Surely the theme of Moses was as mystical, and
+as much entitled to the benefit of mystical language, as that of the
+prophets.
+
+The sum of the matter is this:--God, by a Hebrew prophet, is sublimely
+described as _the Revealer_; and, in variation of his own expression,
+the same prophet describes him as the Being 'that knoweth the darkness.'
+Under no idea can the relations of God to man be more grandly expressed.
+But of what is he the revealer? Not surely of those things which he has
+enabled man to reveal for himself, and which he has commanded him so
+to reveal, but of those things which, were it not through special
+light from heaven, must eternally remain sealed up in the inaccessible
+darkness. On this principle we should all laugh at a revealed cookery.
+But essentially the same ridicule applies to a revealed astronomy, or a
+revealed geology. As a fact, there _is_ no such astronomy or geology: as
+a possibility, by the _a priori_ argument which I have used, (viz., that
+a revelation on such fields, would contradict _other_ machineries of
+providence,) there _can_ be no such astronomy or geology. Consequently
+there _can_ be none such in the Bible. Consequently there _is_ none.
+Consequently there can be no schism or feud upon _these_ subjects
+between the Bible and the philosophies outside. Geology is a field left
+open, with the amplest permission from above, to the widest and wildest
+speculations of man.
+
+
+
+
+MODERN SUPERSTITION
+
+
+It is said continually--that the age of miracles is past. We deny that
+it is so in any sense which implies this age to differ from all other
+generations of man except one. It is neither past, nor ought we to wish
+it past. Superstition is no vice in the constitution of man: it is
+not true that, in any philosophic view, _primus in orbe deos fecit
+timor_--meaning by _fecit_ even so much as _raised into light_. As Burke
+remarked, the _timor_ at least must be presumed to preexist, and must
+be accounted for, if not the gods. If the fear created the gods, what
+created the fear? Far more true, and more just to the grandeur of man,
+it would have been to say--_Primus in orbe deos fecit sensus infiniti_.
+Even in the lowest Caffre, more goes to the sense of a divine being than
+simply his wrath or his power. Superstition, indeed, or the sympathy
+with the invisible, is the great test of man's nature, as an earthly
+combining with a celestial. In superstition lies the possibility
+of religion. And though superstition is often injurious, degrading,
+demoralizing, it is so, not as a form of corruption or degradation,
+but as a form of non-development. The crab is harsh, and for itself
+worthless. But it is the germinal form of innumerable finer fruits: not
+apples only the most exquisite, and pears; the peach and the nectarine
+are said to have radiated from this austere stock when cultured,
+developed, and transferred to all varieties of climate. Superstition
+will finally pass into pure forms of religion as man advances. It would
+be matter of lamentation to hear that superstition had at all decayed
+until man had made corresponding steps in the purification and
+development of his intellect as applicable to religious faith. Let us
+hope that this is not so. And, by way of judging, let us throw a hasty
+eye over the modes of popular superstition. If these manifest their
+vitality, it will prove that the popular intellect does not go along
+with the bookish or the worldly (philosophic we cannot call it) in
+pronouncing the miraculous extinct. The popular feeling is all in all.
+
+This function of miraculous power, which is most widely diffused through
+Pagan and Christian ages alike, but which has the least root in the
+solemnities of the imagination, we may call the _Ovidian_. By way of
+distinction, it may be so called; and with some justice, since Ovid in
+his _Metamorphoses_ gave the first elaborate record of such a tendency
+in human superstition. It is a movement of superstition under the
+domination of human affections; a mode of spiritual awe which seeks
+to reconcile itself with human tenderness or admiration; and which
+represents supernatural power as expressing itself by a sympathy with
+human distress or passion concurrently with human sympathies, and as
+supporting that blended sympathy by a symbol incarnated with the fixed
+agencies of nature. For instance, a pair of youthful lovers perish by a
+double suicide originating in a fatal mistake, and a mistake operating
+in each case through a noble self-oblivion. The tree under which their
+meeting has been concerted, and which witnesses their tragedy, is
+supposed ever afterwards to express the divine sympathy with this
+catastrophe in the gloomy color of its fruit:--
+
+ 'At tu, quae ramis (arbor!) miserabile corpus
+ Nunc tegis unius, mox es tectura duorum,
+ Signa tene caedis:--pullosque et luctibus aptos
+ Semper habe fructus--gemini monumenta cruoris:'
+
+Such is the dying adjuration of the lady to the tree. And the fruit
+becomes from that time a monument of a double sympathy--sympathy from
+man, sympathy from a dark power standing behind the agencies of nature,
+and speaking through them. Meantime the object of this sympathy is
+understood to be not the individual catastrophe, but the universal
+case of unfortunate love exemplified in this particular romance. The
+inimitable grace with which Ovid has delivered these early traditions
+of human tenderness, blending with human superstition, is notorious; the
+artfulness of the pervading connection, by which every tale in the long
+succession is made to arise spontaneously out of that which precedes, is
+absolutely unrivalled; and this it was, with his luxuriant gayety, which
+procured for him a preference, even with Milton, a poet so opposite by
+intellectual constitution. It is but reasonable, therefore, that this
+function of the miraculous should bear the name of _Ovidian_. Pagan it
+was in its birth; and to paganism its titles ultimately ascend. Yet we
+know that in the transitional state through the centuries succeeding to
+Christ, during which paganism and Christianity were slowly descending
+and ascending, as if from two different strata of the atmosphere, the
+two powers interchanged whatsoever they could. (See Conyer's Middleton;
+and see Blount of our own days.) It marked the earthly nature of
+paganism, that it could borrow little or nothing by organization: it
+was fitted to no expansion. But the true faith, from its vast and
+comprehensive adaptation to the nature of man, lent itself to many
+corruptions--some deadly in their tendencies, some harmless. Amongst
+these last was the Ovidian form of connecting the unseen powers moving
+in nature with human sympathies of love or reverence. The legends of
+this kind are universal and endless. No land, the most austere in its
+Protestantism, but has adopted these superstitions: and everywhere by
+those even who reject them they are entertained with some degree of
+affectionate respect. That the ass, which in its very degradation still
+retains an under-power of sublimity, [Footnote: '_An under-power of
+sublimity_.'--Everybody knows that Homer compared the Telamonian Ajax,
+in a moment of heroic endurance, to an ass. This, however, was only
+under a momentary glance from a peculiar angle of the case. But the
+Mahometan, too solemn, and also perhaps too stupid to catch the fanciful
+colors of things, absolutely by choice, under the Bagdad Caliphate,
+decorated a most favorite hero with the title of the _Ass_--which title
+is repeated with veneration to this day. The wild ass is one of the few
+animals which has the reputation of never flying from an enemy.] or of
+sublime suggestion through its ancient connection with the wilderness,
+with the Orient, with Jerusalem, should have been honored amongst
+all animals, by the visible impression upon its back of Christian
+symbols--seems reasonable even to the infantine understanding when made
+acquainted with its meekness, its patience, its suffering life, and
+its association with the founder of Christianity in one great triumphal
+solemnity. The very man who brutally abuses it, and feels a hardhearted
+contempt for its misery and its submission, has a semi-conscious feeling
+that the same qualities were possibly those which recommended it to a
+distinction, [Footnote: '_Which recommended it to a distinction_.'--It
+might be objected that the Oriental ass was often a superb animal; that
+it is spoken of prophetically as such; and that historically the Syrian
+ass is made known to us as having been used in the prosperous ages
+of Judea for the riding of princes. But this is no objection. Those
+circumstances in the history of the ass were requisite to establish its
+symbolic propriety in a great symbolic pageant of triumph. Whilst, on
+the other hand, the individual animal, there is good reason to think,
+was marked by all the qualities of the general race as a suffering and
+unoffending tribe in the animal creation. The asses on which princes
+rode were of a separate color, of a peculiar breed, and improved, like
+the English racer, by continual care.] when all things were valued
+upon a scale inverse to that of the world. Certain it is, that in all
+Christian lands the legend about the ass is current amongst the rural
+population. The haddock, again, amongst marine animals, is supposed,
+throughout all maritime Europe, to be a privileged fish; even in austere
+Scotland, every child can point out the impression of St. Peter's
+thumb, by which from age to age it is distinguished from fishes having
+otherwise an external resemblance. All domesticated cattle, having the
+benefit of man's guardianship and care, are believed throughout England
+and Germany to go down upon their knees at one particular moment of
+Christmas eve, when the fields are covered with darkness, when no eye
+looks down but that of God, and when the exact anniversary hour
+revolves of the angelic song, once rolling over the fields and flocks
+of Palestine. [Footnote: Mahometanism, which everywhere pillages
+Christianity, cannot but have its own face at times glorified by its
+stolen jewels. This solemn hour of jubilation, gathering even the brutal
+natures into its fold, recalls accordingly the Mahometan legend (which
+the reader may remember is one of those incorporated into Southey's
+_Thalaba_) of a great hour revolving once in every year, during which
+the gates of Paradise were thrown open to their utmost extent, and gales
+of happiness issued forth upon the total family of man.] The Glastonbury
+Thorn is a more local superstition; but at one time the legend was as
+widely diffused as that of Loretto, with the angelic translation of
+its sanctities: on Christmas morning, it was devoutly believed by all
+Christendom, that this holy thorn put forth its annual blossoms. And
+with respect to the aspen tree, which Mrs. Hemans very naturally mistook
+for a Welsh legend, having first heard it in Denbighshire, the popular
+faith is universal--that it shivers mystically in sympathy with the
+horror of that mother tree in Palestine which was compelled to furnish
+materials for the cross. Neither would it in this case be any objection,
+if a passage were produced from Solinus or Theophrastus, implying that
+the aspen tree had always shivered--for the tree might presumably be
+penetrated by remote presentiments, as well as by remote remembrances.
+In so vast a case the obscure sympathy should stretch, Janus-like, each
+way. And an objection of the same kind to the rainbow, considered as
+the sign or seal by which God attested his covenant in bar of all future
+deluges, may be parried in something of the same way. It was not then
+first created--true: but it was then first selected by preference,
+amongst a multitude of natural signs as yet unappropriated, and then
+first charged with the new function of a message and a ratification to
+man. Pretty much the same theory, that is, the same way of accounting
+for the natural existence without disturbing the supernatural functions,
+may be applied to the great constellation of the other hemisphere,
+called the Southern Cross. It is viewed popularly in South America, and
+the southern parts of our northern hemisphere, as the great banner, or
+gonfalon, held aloft by Heaven before the Spanish heralds of the true
+faith in 1492. To that superstitious and ignorant race it costs not an
+effort to suppose, that by some synchronizing miracle, the constellation
+had been then specially called into existence at the very moment when
+the first Christian procession, bearing a cross in their arms, solemnly
+stepped on shore from the vessels of Christendom. We Protestants know
+better: we understand the impossibility of supposing such a narrow and
+local reference in orbs, so transcendently vast as those composing the
+constellation--orbs removed from each other by such unvoyageable worlds
+of space, and having, in fact, no real reference to each other more
+than to any other heavenly bodies whatsoever. The unity of synthesis, by
+which they are composed into one figure of a cross, we know to be a mere
+accidental result from an arbitrary synthesis of human fancy. Take such
+and such stars, compose them into letters, and they will spell such a
+word. But still it was our own choice--a synthesis of our own fancy,
+originally to combine them in this way. They might be divided from
+each other, and otherwise combined. All this is true: and yet, as
+the combination does spontaneously offer itself [Footnote: '_Does
+spontaneously offer itself._'--Heber (Bishop of Calcutta) complains that
+this constellation is not composed of stars answering his expectation in
+point of magnitude. But he admits that the dark barren space around it
+gives to this inferior magnitude a very advantageous relief.] to every
+eye, as the glorious cross does really glitter for ever through the
+silent hours of a vast hemisphere, even they who are not superstitious,
+may willingly yield to the belief--that, as the rainbow was laid in
+the very elements and necessities of nature, yet still bearing a
+pre-dedication to a service which would not be called for until many
+ages had passed, so also the mysterious cipher of man's imperishable
+hopes may have been entwined and enwreathed with the starry heavens from
+their earliest creation, as a prefiguration--as a silent heraldry of
+hope through one period, and as a heraldry of gratitude through the
+other.
+
+All these cases which we have been rehearsing, taking them in the
+fullest literality, agree in this general point of union--they are all
+silent incarnations of miraculous power--miracles, supposing them to
+have been such originally, locked up and embodied in the regular
+course of nature, just as we see lineaments of faces and of forms in
+petrifactions, in variegated marbles, in spars, or in rocky strata,
+which our fancy interprets as once having been real human existences;
+but which are now confounded with the substance of a mineral product.
+Even those who are most superstitious, therefore, look upon cases of
+this order as occupying a midway station between the physical and the
+hyperphysical, between the regular course of nature and the providential
+interruption of that course. The stream of the miraculous is here
+confluent with the stream of the natural. By such legends the credulous
+man finds his superstition but little nursed; the incredulous finds his
+philosophy but little revolted. Both alike will be willing to admit, for
+instance, that the apparent act of reverential thanksgiving, in certain
+birds, when drinking, is caused and supported by a physiological
+arrangement; and yet, perhaps, both alike would bend so far to the
+legendary faith as to allow a child to believe, and would perceive a
+pure childlike beauty in believing, that the bird was thus rendering a
+homage of deep thankfulness to the universal Father, who watches for
+the safety of sparrows, and sends his rain upon the just and upon the
+unjust. In short, the faith in this order of the physico-miraculous
+is open alike to the sceptical and the non-sceptical: it is touched
+superficially with the coloring of superstition, with its tenderness,
+its humility, its thankfulness, its awe; but, on the other hand, it is
+not therefore tainted with the coarseness, with the silliness, with the
+credulity of superstition. Such a faith reposes upon the universal
+signs diffused through nature, and blends with the mysterious of natural
+grandeurs wherever found--with the mysterious of the starry heavens,
+with the mysterious of music, and with that infinite form of the
+mysterious for man's dimmest misgivings--
+
+ 'Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns.'
+
+But, from this earliest note in the ascending scale of superstitious
+faith, let us pass to a more alarming key. This first, which we have
+styled (in equity as well as for distinction) the _Ovidian_, is too
+aerial, too allegoric, almost to be susceptible of much terror. It is the
+mere _fancy_, in a mood half-playful, half-tender, which submits to the
+belief. It is the feeling, the sentiment, which creates the faith; not
+the faith which creates the feeling. And thus far we see that modern
+feeling and Christian feeling has been to the full as operative as any
+that is peculiar to paganism; judging by the Romish _Legenda_, very
+much more so. The Ovidian illustrations, under a false superstition, are
+entitled to give the designation, as being the first, the earliest, but
+not at all as the richest. Besides that, Ovid's illustrations emanated
+often from himself individually, not from the popular mind of his
+country; ours of the same classification uniformly repose on large
+popular traditions from the whole of Christian antiquity. These again
+are agencies of the supernatural which can never have a private or
+personal application; they belong to all mankind and to all generations.
+But the next in order are more solemn; they become terrific by becoming
+personal. These comprehend all that vast body of the marvellous which is
+expressed by the word _Ominous_. On this head, as dividing itself into
+the ancient and modern, we will speak next.
+
+Everybody is aware of the deep emphasis which the Pagans laid upon words
+and upon names, under this aspect of the ominous. The name of several
+places was formally changed by the Roman government, solely with a view
+to that contagion of evil which was thought to lurk in the syllables,
+if taken significantly. Thus, the town of Maleventum, (Ill-come, as one
+might render it,) had its name changed by the Romans to Beneventum, (or
+Welcome.) _Epidamnum_ again, the Grecian Calais, corresponding to the
+Roman Dover of Brundusium, was a name that would have startled the
+stoutest-hearted Roman 'from his propriety.' Had he suffered this name
+to escape him inadvertently, his spirits would have forsaken him--he
+would have pined away under a certainty of misfortune, like a poor
+Negro of Koromantyn who is the victim of Obi.[Footnote: '_The victim
+of Obi._'--It seems worthy of notice, that this magical fascination is
+generally called Obi, and the magicians Obeah men, throughout Guinea,
+Negroland, &c.; whilst the Hebrew or Syriac word for the rites
+of necromancy, was _Ob_ or _Obh_, at least when ventriloquism was
+concerned.] As a Greek word, which it was, the name imported no ill; but
+for a Roman to say _Ibo Epidamnum_, was in effect saying, though in a
+hybrid dialect, half-Greek half-Roman, 'I will go to ruin.' The name
+was therefore changed to Dyrrachium; a substitution which quieted more
+anxieties in Roman hearts than the erection of a light-house or the
+deepening of the harbor mouth. A case equally strong, to take one out of
+many hundreds that have come down to us, is reported by Livy. There was
+an officer in a Roman legion, at some period of the Republic, who bore
+the name either of Atrius Umber or Umbrius Ater: and this man being
+ordered on some expedition, the soldiers refused to follow him. They
+did right. We remember that Mr. Coleridge used facetiously to call
+the well-known sister of Dr. Aikin, Mrs. Barbauld, 'that pleonasm of
+nakedness'--the idea of nakedness being reduplicated and reverberated
+in the _bare_ and the _bald_. This Atrius Umber might be called 'that
+pleonasm of darkness;' and one might say to him, in the words of
+Othello, 'What needs this iteration?' To serve under the Gloomy was
+enough to darken the spirit of hope; but to serve under the Black Gloomy
+was really rushing upon destruction. Yet it will be alleged that Captain
+Death was a most favorite and heroic leader in the English navy; and
+that in our own times, Admiral Coffin, though an American by birth, has
+not been unpopular in the same service. This is true: and all that can
+be said is, that these names were two-edged swords, which might be made
+to tell against the enemy as well as against friends. And possibly the
+Roman centurion might have turned his name to the same account, had he
+possessed the great Dictator's presence of mind; for he, when landing in
+Africa, having happened to stumble--an omen of the worst character, in
+Roman estimation--took out its sting by following up his own oversight,
+as if it had been intentional, falling to the ground, kissing it, and
+ejaculating that in this way he appropriated the soil.
+
+Omens of every class were certainly regarded, in ancient Rome, with a
+reverence that can hardly be surpassed. But yet, with respect to these
+omens derived from names, it is certain that our modern times have more
+memorable examples on record. Out of a large number which occur to us,
+we will cite two:--The present King of the French bore in his boyish
+days a title which he would not have borne, but for an omen of bad
+augury attached to his proper title. He was called the Duc de Chartres
+before the Revolution, whereas his proper title was Duc de Valois. And
+the origin of the change was this:--The Regent's father had been the
+sole brother of Louis Quatorze. He married for his first wife our
+English princess Henrietta, the sister of Charles II., (and through her
+daughter, by the way, it is that the house of Savoy, _i.e._ of Sardinia,
+has pretensions to the English throne.) This unhappy lady, it is too
+well established, was poisoned. Voltaire, amongst many others, has
+affected to doubt the fact; for which in his time there might be some
+excuse. But since then better evidences have placed the matter beyond
+all question. We now know both the fact, and the how, and the why. The
+Duke, who probably was no party to the murder of his young wife, though
+otherwise on bad terms with her, married for his second wife a coarse
+German princess, homely in every sense, and a singular contrast to the
+elegant creature whom he had lost. She was a daughter of the Bavarian
+Elector; ill-tempered by her own confession, self-willed, and a plain
+speaker to excess; but otherwise a woman of honest German principles.
+Unhappy she was through a long life; unhappy through the monotony as
+well as the malicious intrigues of the French court; and so much so,
+that she did her best (though without effect) to prevent her Bavarian
+niece from becoming dauphiness. She acquits her husband, however, in
+the memoirs which she left behind, of any intentional share in her
+unhappiness; she describes him constantly as a well-disposed prince.
+But whether it were, that often walking in the dusk through the numerous
+apartments of that vast mansion which her husband had so much enlarged,
+naturally she turned her thoughts to the injured lady who had presided
+there before herself; or whether it arose from the inevitable gloom
+which broods continually over mighty palaces, so much is known for
+certain, that one evening, in the twilight, she met, at a remote quarter
+of the reception-rooms, something that she conceived to be a spectre.
+What she fancied to have passed on that occasion, was never known except
+to her nearest friends; and if she made any explanations in her memoirs,
+the editor has thought fit to suppress them. She mentions only, that
+in consequence of some ominous circumstances relating to the title of
+_Valois_, which was the proper second title of the Orleans family, her
+son, the Regent, had assumed in his boyhood that of Duc de Chartres. His
+elder brother was dead, so that the superior title was open to him; but,
+in consequence of those mysterious omens, whatever they might be, which
+occasioned much whispering at the time, the great title of Valois was
+laid aside for ever as of bad augury; nor has it ever been resumed
+through a century and a half that have followed that mysterious warning;
+nor will it be resumed unless the numerous children of the present
+Orleans branch should find themselves distressed for ancient titles;
+which is not likely, since they enjoy the honors of the elder house, and
+are now the _children of France_ in a technical sense.
+
+Here we have a great European case of state omens in the eldest of
+Christian houses. The next which we shall cite is equally a state case,
+and carries its public verification along with itself. In the spring of
+1799, when Napoleon was lying before Acre, he became anxious for news
+from Upper Egypt, whither he had despatched Dessaix in pursuit of a
+distinguished Mameluke leader. This was in the middle of May. Not many
+days after, a courier arrived with favorable despatches--favorable in
+the main, but reporting one tragical occurrence on a small scale
+that, to Napoleon, for a superstitious reason, outweighed the public
+prosperity. A _djerme_, or Nile boat of the largest class, having on
+board a large party of troops and of wounded men, together with most
+of a regimental band, had run ashore at the village of Benouth. No
+case could be more hopeless. The neighboring Arabs were of the Yambo
+tribe--of all Arabs the most ferocious. These Arabs and the Fellahs
+(whom, by the way, many of our countrymen are so ready to represent
+as friendly to the French and hostile to ourselves,) had taken the
+opportunity of attacking the vessel. The engagement was obstinate; but
+at length the inevitable catastrophe could be delayed no longer. The
+commander, an Italian named Morandi, was a brave man; any fate appeared
+better than that which awaited him from an enemy so malignant. He set
+fire to the powder magazine; the vessel blew up; Morandi perished in
+the Nile; and all of less nerve, who had previously reached the shore in
+safety, were put to death to the very last man, with cruelties the
+most detestable, by their inhuman enemies. For all this Napoleon cared
+little; but one solitary fact there was in the report which struck him
+with consternation. This ill-fated _djerme_--what was it called? It was
+called _L'Italie_; and in the name of the vessel Napoleon read an augury
+of the fate which had befallen the Italian territory. Considered as a
+dependency of France, he felt certain that Italy was lost; and Napoleon
+was inconsolable. But what possible connection, it was asked, can exist
+between this vessel on the Nile and a remote peninsula of Southern
+Europe? 'No matter,' replied Napoleon; 'my presentiments never deceive
+me. You will see that all is ruined. I am satisfied that my Italy, my
+conquest, is lost to France!' So, indeed, it was. All European news had
+long been intercepted by the English cruisers; but immediately after the
+battle with the Vizier in July 1799, an English admiral first informed
+the French army of Egypt that Massena and others had lost all that
+Bonaparte had won in 1796. But it is a strange illustration of human
+blindness, that this very subject of Napoleon's lamentation--this very
+campaign of 1799--it was, with its blunders and its long equipage of
+disasters, that paved the way for his own elevation to the Consulship,
+just seven calendar months from the receipt of that Egyptian despatch;
+since most certainly, in the struggle of Brumaire 1799, doubtful and
+critical through every stage, it was the pointed contrast between _his_
+Italian campaigns and those of his successors which gave effect to
+Napoleon's pretensions with the political combatants, and which procured
+them a ratification amongst the people. The loss of Italy was essential
+to the full effect of Napoleon's previous conquest. That and the
+imbecile characters of Napoleon's chief military opponents were the true
+keys to the great revolution of Brumaire. The stone which he rejected
+became the keystone of the arch. So that, after all, he valued the omen
+falsely; though the very next news from Europe, courteously communicated
+by his English enemies, showed that he had interpreted its meaning
+rightly.
+
+These omens, derived from names, are therefore common to the ancient and
+the modern world. But perhaps, in strict logic, they ought to have been
+classed as one subdivision or variety under a much larger head, viz.
+words generally, no matter whether proper names or appellatives, as
+operative powers and agencies, having, that is to say, a charmed power
+against some party concerned from the moment that they leave the lips.
+
+Homer describes prayers as having a separate life, rising buoyantly upon
+wings, and making their way upwards to the throne of Jove. Such, but in
+a sense gloomy and terrific, is the force ascribed under a widespread
+superstition, ancient and modern, to words uttered on critical
+occasions; or to words uttered at any time, which point to critical
+occasions. Hence the doctrine of _euphaemismos_, the necessity of
+abstaining from strong words or direct words in expressing fatal
+contingencies. It was shocking, at all times of paganism, to say of a
+third person--'If he should die;' or to suppose the case that he might
+be murdered. The very word _death_ was consecrated and forbidden.
+_Si quiddam humanum passus fuerit_ was the extreme form to which men
+advanced in such cases. And this scrupulous feeling, originally founded
+on the supposed efficacy of words, prevails to this day. It is a feeling
+undoubtedly supported by good taste, which strongly impresses upon us
+all the discordant tone of all impassioned subjects, (death, religion,
+&c.,) with the common key of ordinary conversation. But good taste is
+not in itself sufficient to account for a scrupulousness so general and
+so austere. In the lowest classes there is a shuddering recoil still
+felt from uttering coarsely and roundly the anticipation of a
+person's death. Suppose a child, heir to some estate, the subject of
+conversation--the hypothesis of his death is put cautiously, under such
+forms as, 'If anything but good should happen;' 'if any change should
+occur;' 'if any of us should chance to miscarry;' and so forth. Always a
+modified expression is sought--always an indirect one. And this timidity
+arises under the old superstition still lingering amongst men, like
+that ancient awe, alluded to by Wordsworth, for the sea and its deep
+secrets--feelings that have not, no, nor ever will, utterly decay. No
+excess of nautical skill will ever perfectly disenchant the great abyss
+from its terrors--no progressive knowledge will ever medicine that dread
+misgiving of a mysterious and pathless power given to words of a certain
+import, or uttered in certain situations, by a parent, to persecuting or
+insulting children; by the victim of horrible oppression, when laboring
+in final agonies; and by others, whether cursing or blessing, who stand
+central to great passions, to great interests, or to great perplexities.
+
+And here, by way of parenthesis, we may stop to explain the force of
+that expression, so common in Scripture, '_Thou hast said it._' It is an
+answer often adopted by our Saviour; and the meaning we hold to be this:
+Many forms in eastern idioms, as well as in the Greek occasionally,
+though meant _interrogatively_, are of a nature to convey a direct
+categorical _affirmation_, unless as their meaning is modified by
+the cadence and intonation. _Art thou_, detached from this vocal and
+accentual modification, is equivalent to _thou art_. Nay, even apart
+from this accident, the popular belief authorized the notion, that
+simply to have uttered any great thesis, though unconsciously--simply to
+have united verbally any two great ideas, though for a purpose the most
+different or even opposite, had the mysterious power of realizing them
+in act. An exclamation, though in the purest spirit of sport, to a
+boy, '_You shall be our imperator_,' was many times supposed to be
+the forerunner and fatal mandate for the boy's elevation. Such words
+executed themselves. To connect, though but for denial or for mockery,
+the ideas of Jesus and the Messiah, furnished an augury that eventually
+they would be found to coincide, and to have their coincidence admitted.
+It was an _argumentum ad hominem_, and drawn from a popular faith.
+
+But a modern reader will object the want of an accompanying design or
+serious meaning on the part of him who utters the words--he never meant
+his words to be taken seriously--nay, his purpose was the very opposite.
+True: and precisely that is the reason why his words are likely to
+operate effectually, and why they should be feared. Here lies the
+critical point which most of all distinguishes this faith. Words
+took effect, not merely in default of a serious use, but exactly in
+consequence of that default. It was the chance word, the stray word,
+the word uttered in jest, or in trifling, or in scorn, or unconsciously,
+which took effect; whilst ten thousand words, uttered with purpose
+and deliberation, were sure to prove inert. One case will illustrate
+this:--Alexander of Macedon, in the outset of his great expedition,
+consulted the oracle at Delphi. For the sake of his army, had he
+been even without personal faith, he desired to have his enterprise
+consecrated. No persuasions, however, would move the priestess to enter
+upon her painful and agitating duties for the sake of obtaining the
+regular answer of the god. Wearied with this, Alexander seized the great
+lady by the arm, and using as much violence as was becoming to the two
+characters--of a great prince acting and a great priestess suffering--he
+pushed her gently backwards to the tripod on which, in her professional
+character, she was to seat herself. Upon this, in the hurry and
+excitement of the moment, the priestess exclaimed, _O pai, anixaitos
+ei--O son, thou art irresistible_; never adverting for an instant to his
+martial purposes, but simply to his personal importunities. The person
+whom she thought of as incapable of resistance, was herself, and all she
+meant _consciously_ was--O son, I can refuse nothing to one so earnest.
+But mark what followed: Alexander desisted at once--he asked for no
+further oracle--he refused it, and exclaimed joyously:--'Now then, noble
+priestess, farewell; I have the oracle--I have your answer, and better
+than any which you could deliver from the tripod. I am invincible--so
+you have declared, you cannot revoke it. True, you thought not of
+Persia--you thought only of my importunity. But that very fact is what
+ratifies your answer. In its blindness I recognise its truth. An oracle
+from a god might be distorted by political ministers of the god, as
+in time past too often has been suspected. The oracle has been said to
+_Medize_, and in my own father's time to _Philippize_. But an oracle
+delivered unconsciously, indirectly, blindly, that is the oracle
+which cannot deceive.' Such was the all-famous oracle which Alexander
+accepted--such was the oracle on which he and his army reposing went
+forth 'conquering and to conquer.'
+
+Exactly on this principle do the Turks act, in putting so high a value
+on the words of idiots. Enlightened Christians have often wondered at
+their allowing any weight to people bereft of understanding. But that is
+the very reason for allowing them weight: that very defect it is which
+makes them capable of being organs for conveying words from higher
+intelligences. A fine human intelligence cannot be a passive
+instrument--it cannot be a mere tube for conveying the words of
+inspiration: such an intelligence will intermingle ideas of its own, or
+otherwise modify what is given, and pollute what is sacred.
+
+It is also on this principle that the whole practice and doctrine of
+Sortilegy rest. Let us confine ourselves to that mode of sortilegy which
+is conducted by throwing open privileged books at random, leaving to
+chance the page and the particular line on which the oracular functions
+are thrown. The books used have varied with the caprice or the error of
+ages. Once the Hebrew Scriptures had the preference. Probably they were
+laid aside, not because the reverence for their authority decayed,
+but because it increased. In later times Virgil has been the favorite.
+Considering the very limited range of ideas to which Virgil was tied
+by his theme--a colonizing expedition in a barbarous age, no worse book
+could have been selected: [Footnote: '_No worse book could have been
+selected._'--The probable reason for making so unhappy a choice seems
+to have been that Virgil, in the middle ages, had the character of
+a necromancer, a diviner, &c. This we all know from Dante. Now, the
+original reason for this strange translation of character and functions
+we hold to have arisen from the circumstance of his maternal grandfather
+having borne the name of _Magus_. People in those ages held that a
+powerful enchanter, exorciser, &c., must have a magician amongst his
+_cognati_; the power must run in the blood, which on the maternal side
+could be undeniably ascertained. Under this preconception, they took
+Magus not for a proper name, but for a professional designation. Amongst
+many illustrations of the magical character sustained by Virgil in the
+middle ages, we may mention that a writer, about the year 1200, or the
+era of our Robin Hood, published by Montfaucon, and cited by Gibbon in
+his last volume, says of Virgil,--that '_Captus a Romanis invisibiliter
+exiit, ivitque Neapopolim_.'] so little indeed does the AEneid exhibit
+of human life in its multiformity, that much tampering with the text
+is required to bring real cases of human interest and real situations
+within the scope of any Virgilian sentence, though aided by the utmost
+latitude of accommodation. A king, a soldier, a sailor, &c., might look
+for correspondences to their own circumstances; but not many others.
+Accordingly, everybody remembers the remarkable answer which Charles I.
+received at Oxford from this Virgilian oracle, about the opening of the
+Parliamentary war. But from this limitation in the range of ideas it was
+that others, and very pious people too, have not thought it profane to
+resume the old reliance on the Scriptures. No case, indeed, can try
+so severely, or put upon record so conspicuously, this indestructible
+propensity for seeking light out of darkness--this thirst for looking
+into the future by the aid of dice, real or figurative, as the fact
+of men eminent for piety having yielded to the temptation. We give one
+instance--the instance of a person who, in _practical_ theology, has
+been, perhaps, more popular than any other in any church. Dr. Doddridge,
+in his earlier days, was in a dilemma both of conscience and of taste
+as to the election he should make between two situations, one in
+possession, both at his command. He was settled at Harborough,
+in Leicestershire, and was 'pleasing himself with the view of a
+continuance' in that situation. True, he had received an invitation to
+Northampton; but the reasons against complying seemed so strong, that
+nothing was wanting but the civility of going over to Northampton, and
+making an apologetic farewell. On the last Sunday in November of the
+year 1729, the doctor went and preached a sermon in conformity with
+those purposes. 'But,' says he, 'on the morning of that day an incident
+happened, which affected me greatly.' On the night previous, it seems,
+he had been urged very importunately by his Northampton friends to
+undertake the vacant office. Much personal kindness had concurred with
+this public importunity: the good doctor was affected; he had prayed
+fervently, alleging in his prayer, as the reason which chiefly weighed
+with him to reject the offer, that it was far beyond his forces,
+and chiefly because he was too young [Footnote: '_Because he was too
+young_'--Dr. Doddridge was born in the summer of 1702; consequently
+he was at this era of his life about twenty-seven years old, and
+consequently not so obviously entitled to the excuse of youth. But he
+pleaded his youth, not with a view to the exertions required, but to
+the _auctoritas_ and responsibilities of the situation.] and had no
+assistant. He goes on thus:--'As soon as ever this address' (meaning
+the prayer) 'was ended, I passed through a room of the house in which
+I lodged, where a child was reading to his mother, and the only words
+I heard distinctly were these, _And as thy days, so shall thy strength
+be_.' This singular coincidence between his own difficulty and a
+scriptural line caught at random in passing hastily through a room, (but
+observe, a line insulated from the context, and placed in high relief
+to his ear,) shook his resolution. Accident co-operated; a promise to
+be fulfilled at Northampton, in a certain contingency, fell due at the
+instant; the doctor was detained, this detention gave time for further
+representations; new motives arose, old difficulties were removed, and
+finally the doctor saw, in all this succession of steps, the first of
+which, however, lay in the _Sortes Biblicae_, clear indications of a
+providential guidance. With that conviction he took up his abode at
+Northampton, and remained there for the next thirty-one years, until he
+left it for his grave at Lisbon; in fact, he passed at Northampton the
+whole of his public life. It must, therefore, be allowed to stand upon
+the records of sortilegy, that in the main direction of his life--not,
+indeed, as to its spirit, but as to its form and local connections--a
+Protestant divine of much merit, and chiefly in what regards practice,
+and of the class most opposed to superstition, took his determining
+impulse from a variety of the _Sortes Virgilianae_.
+
+This variety was known in early times to the Jews--as early, indeed, as
+the era of the Grecian Pericles, if we are to believe the Talmud. It
+is known familiarly to this day amongst Polish Jews, and is called
+_Bathcol_, or the _daughter of a voice_; the meaning of which
+appellation is this:--The _Urim and Thummim_, or oracle in the
+breast-plate of the high priest, spoke directly from God. It was,
+therefore, the original or mother-voice. But about the time of Pericles,
+that is, exactly one hundred years before the time of Alexander the
+Great, the light of prophecy was quenched in Malachi or Haggai; and
+the oracular jewels in the breast-plate became simultaneously dim.
+Henceforwards the mother-voice was heard no longer: but to this
+succeeded an imperfect or daughter-voice, (_Bathcol_,) which lay in the
+first words happening to arrest the attention at a moment of perplexity.
+An illustration, which has been often quoted from the Talmud, is to the
+following effect:--Rabbi Tochanan, and Rabbi Simeon Ben Lachish, were
+anxious about a friend, Rabbi Samuel, six hundred miles distant on
+the Euphrates. Whilst talking earnestly together on this subject in
+Palestine, they passed a school; they paused to listen: it was a child
+reading the first book of Samuel; and the words which they caught were
+these--_And Samuel died_. These words they received as a _Bath-col_: and
+the next horseman from the Euphrates brought word accordingly that
+Rabbi Samuel had been gathered to his fathers at some station on the
+Euphrates.
+
+Here is the very same case, the same _Bath-col_ substantially, which
+we have cited from Orton's _Life of Doddridge_. And Du Cange himself
+notices, in his Glossary, the relation which this bore to the Pagan
+_Sortes_. 'It was,' says he, 'a fantastical way of divination, invented
+by the Jews, not unlike the _Sortes Virgilianae_ of the heathens. For, as
+with them the first words they happened to dip into in the works of that
+poet were a kind of oracle whereby they predicted future events,--so,
+with the Jews, when they appealed to _Bath-col_, the first words they
+heard from any one's mouth were looked upon as a voice from Heaven
+directing them in the matter they inquired about.'
+
+If the reader imagines that this ancient form of the practical
+miraculous is at all gone out of use, even the example of Dr. Doddridge
+may satisfy him to the contrary. Such an example was sure to authorize a
+large imitation. But, even apart from that, the superstition is common.
+The records of conversion amongst felons and other ignorant persons
+might be cited by hundreds upon hundreds to prove that no practice is
+more common than that of trying the spiritual fate, and abiding by the
+import of any passage in the Scriptures which may first present itself
+to the eye. Cowper, the poet, has recorded a case of this sort in his
+own experience. It is one to which all the unhappy are prone. But a mode
+of questioning the oracles of darkness, far more childish, and, under
+some shape or other, equally common amongst those who are prompted by
+mere vacancy of mind, without that determination to sacred fountains
+which is impressed by misery, may be found in the following extravagant
+silliness of Rousseau, which we give in his own words--a case for which
+he admits that he himself would have _shut up_ any other man (meaning in
+a lunatic hospital) whom he had seen practising the same absurdities:--
+
+'Au milieu de mes etudes et d'une vie innocente autant qu'on la puisse
+mener, et malgre tout ce qu'on m'avoit pu dire, la peur de l'Enfer
+m'agitoit encore. Souvent je me demandois--En quel etat suis-je? Si je
+mourrois a l'instant meme, _serois-je damne_? Selon mes Jansenistes, [he
+had been reading the books of the Port Royal,] la chose est indubitable:
+mais, selon ma conscience, il me paroissoit que non. Toujours craintif
+et flottant dans cette cruelle incertitude, j'avois recours (pour en
+sortir) aux expedients les plus risibles, et pour lesquels je ferois
+volontiers enfermer un homme si je lui en voyois faire autant. ... Un
+jour, revant a ce triste sujet, je m'exercois machinalement a lancer
+les pierres contre les troncs des arbres; et cela avec mon addresse
+ordinaire, c'est-a-dire sans presque jamais en toucher aucun. Tout au
+milieu de ce bel exercise, je m'avisai de faire une espece de pronostic
+pour calmer mon inquietude. Je me dis--je m'en vais jeter cette pierre
+contre l'arbre qui est vis-a-vis de moi: si je le touche, signe de
+salut: si je le manque, signe de damnation. Tout en disant ainsi, je
+jette ma pierre d'une main tremblante, et avec un horrible battement
+de coeur, mais si heureusement qu'elle va frapper au beau-milieu de
+l'arbre: ce qui veritablement n'etoit pas difficile: car j'avois eu soin
+de le choisir fort gros et fort pres. _Depuis lors je n'ai plus doubte
+de mon salut._ Je ne sais, en me rappelant ce trait, si je dois rire ou
+gemir sur moimeme.'--_Les Confessions, Partie I. Livre VI._
+
+Now, really, if Rousseau thought fit to try such tremendous appeals
+by taking 'a shy' at any random object, he should have governed his
+sortilegy (for such it may be called) with something more like equity.
+Fair play is a jewel: and in such a case, a man is supposed to play
+against an adverse party hid in darkness. To shy at a cow within six
+feet distance gives no chance at all to his dark antagonist. A pigeon
+rising from a trap at a suitable distance might be thought a _sincere_
+staking of the interest at issue: but, as to the massy stem of a tree
+'fort gros et fort pres'--the sarcasm of a Roman emperor applies, that
+to miss under such conditions implied an original genius for stupidity,
+and to hit was no trial of the case. After all, the sentimentalist had
+youth to plead in apology for this extravagance. He was hypochondriacal;
+he was in solitude; and he was possessed by gloomy imaginations from the
+works of a society in the highest public credit. But most readers will
+be aware of similar appeals to the mysteries of Providence, made in
+public by illustrious sectarians, speaking from the solemn station of a
+pulpit. We forbear to quote cases of this nature, though really existing
+in print, because we feel that the blasphemy of such anecdotes is more
+revolting and more painful to pious minds than the absurdity is amusing.
+Meantime it must not be forgotten, that the principle concerned,
+though it may happen to disgust men when associated with ludicrous
+circumstances, is, after all, the very same which has latently governed
+very many modes of ordeal, or judicial inquiry; and which has been
+adopted, blindly, as a moral rule, or canon, equally by the blindest of
+the Pagans, the most fanatical of the Jews, and the most enlightened of
+the Christians. It proceeds upon the assumption that man by his actions
+puts a question to Heaven; and that Heaven answers by the event. Lucan,
+in a well known passage, takes it for granted that the cause of Caesar
+had the approbation of the gods. And why? Simply from the event. It was
+notoriously the triumphant cause. It was victorious, (_victrix_ causa
+Deis placuit; sed _victa_ Catoni.) It was the '_victrix_ causa;' and,
+_as_ such, simply because it was 'victrix,' it had a right in his eyes
+to postulate the divine favor as mere matter of necessary interference:
+whilst, on the other hand, the _victa causa_, though it seemed to Lucan
+sanctioned by human virtue in the person of Cato, stood unappealably
+condemned. This mode of reasoning may strike the reader as merely Pagan.
+Not at all. In England, at the close of the Parliamentary war, it was
+generally argued--that Providence had decided the question against the
+Royalists by the mere fact of the issue. Milton himself, with all his
+high-toned morality, uses this argument as irrefragable: which is odd,
+were it only on this account--that the issue ought necessarily to have
+been held for a time as merely hypothetic, and liable to be set aside
+by possible counter-issues through one generation at the least. But
+the capital argument against such doctrine is to be found in the
+New Testament. Strange that Milton should overlook, and strange that
+moralists in general have overlooked, the sudden arrest given to this
+dangerous but most prevalent mode of reasoning by the Founder of our
+faith. He first, he last, taught to his astonished disciples the new
+truth--at that time the astounding truth--that no relation exists
+between the immediate practical events of things on the one side, and
+divine sentences on the other. There was no presumption, he teaches
+them, against a man's favor with God, or that of his parents, because he
+happened to be afflicted to extremity with bodily disease. There was no
+shadow of an argument for believing a party of men criminal objects
+of heavenly wrath because upon them, by fatal preference, a tower had
+fallen, and because _their_ bodies were exclusively mangled. How little
+can it be said that Christianity has yet developed the fulness of its
+power, when kings and senates so recently acted under a total oblivion
+of this great though novel Christian doctrine, and would do so still,
+were it not that religious arguments have been banished by the progress
+of manners from the field of political discussion.
+
+But, quitting this province of the ominous, where it is made the object
+of a direct personal inquest, whether by private or by national trials,
+or the sortilegy of events, let us throw our eyes over the broader field
+of omens, as they offer themselves spontaneously to those who do not
+seek, or would even willingly evade them. There are few of these,
+perhaps none, which are not universal in their authority, though every
+land in turn fancies them (like its proverbs) of local prescription and
+origin. The death-watch extends from England to Cashmere, and across
+India diagonally to the remotest nook of Bengal, over a three thousand
+miles' distance from the entrance of the Indian Punjaub. A hare crossing
+a man's path on starting in the morning, has been held in all countries
+alike to prognosticate evil in the course of that day. Thus, in the
+_Confessions of a Thug_, (which is partially built on a real judicial
+document, and everywhere conforms to the usages of Hindostan,) the
+hero of the horrid narrative [Footnote: '_The hero of the horrid
+narrative_.'--Horrid it certainly is; and one incident in every case
+gives a demoniacal air of coolness to the hellish atrocities, viz the
+regular forwarding of the _bheels_, or grave-diggers. But else the tale
+tends too much to monotony; and for a reason which ought to have checked
+the author in carrying on the work to three volumes, namely, that
+although there is much dramatic variety in the circumstances of the
+several cases, there is none in the catastrophes. The brave man and the
+coward, the erect spirit fighting to the last, and the poor
+creature that despairs from the first,--all are confounded in one
+undistinguishing end by sudden strangulation. This was the original
+defect of the plan. The sudden surprise, and the scientific noosing as
+with a Chilian _lasso_, constituted in fact a main feature of Thuggee.
+But still, the gradual theatrical arrangement of each Thug severally by
+the side of a victim, must often have roused violent suspicion, and that
+in time to intercept the suddenness of the murder. Now, for the sake
+of the dramatic effect, this interception ought more often to have been
+introduced, else the murders are but so many blind surprises as if in
+sleep.] charges some disaster of his own upon having neglected such an
+omen of the morning. The same belief operated in Pagan Italy. The same
+omen announced to Lord Lindsay's Arab attendants in the desert the
+approach of some disaster, which partially happened in the morning. And
+a Highlander of the 42d Regiment, in his printed memoirs, notices
+the same harbinger of evil as having crossed his own path on a day of
+personal disaster in Spain.
+
+Birds are even more familiarly associated with such ominous warnings.
+This chapter in the great volume of superstition was indeed cultivated
+with unusual solicitude amongst the Pagans--_ornithomancy_ grew into an
+elaborate science. But if every rule and distinction upon the number
+and the position of birds, whether to the right or the left, had been
+collected from our own village matrons amongst ourselves, it would
+appear that no more of this Pagan science had gone to wreck than must
+naturally follow the difference between a believing and a disbelieving
+government. Magpies are still of awful authority in village life,
+according to their number, &c.; for a striking illustration of which we
+may refer the reader to Sir Walter Scott's _Demonology_, reported not
+at second-hand, but from Sir Walter's personal communication with some
+seafaring fellow-traveller in a stage-coach.
+
+Among the ancient stories of the same class is one which we shall
+repeat--having reference to that Herod Agrippa, grandson of Herod the
+Great, before whom St. Paul made his famous apology at Caesarea. This
+Agrippa, overwhelmed by debts, had fled from Palestine to Rome in
+the latter years of Tiberius. His mother's interest with the widow of
+Germanicus procured him a special recommendation to her son Caligula.
+Viewing this child and heir of the popular Germanicus as the rising sun,
+Agrippa had been too free in his language. True, the uncle of Germanicus
+was the reigning prince; but he was old, and breaking up. True, the
+son of Germanicus was not yet on the throne; but he soon would be;
+and Agrippa was rash enough to call the Emperor a _superannuated old
+fellow_, and even to wish for his death. Sejanus was now dead and gone;
+but there was no want of spies: and a certain Macro reported his words
+to Tiberius. Agrippa was in consequence arrested; the Emperor himself
+condescending to point out the noble Jew to the officer on duty. The
+case was a gloomy one, if Tiberius should happen to survive much longer:
+and the story of the omen proceeds thus:--'Now Agrippa stood in his
+bonds before the Imperial palace, and in his affliction leaned against
+a certain tree, upon the boughs of which it happened that a bird
+had alighted which the Romans call _bubo_, or the owl. All this was
+steadfastly observed by a German prisoner, who asked a soldier what
+might be the name and offence of that man habited in purple. Being told
+that the man's name was Agrippa, and that he was a Jew of high rank, who
+had given a personal offence to the Emperor, the German asked permission
+to go near and address him; which being granted, he spoke thus:--"This
+disaster, I doubt not, young man, is trying to your heart; and
+perhaps you will not believe me when I announce to you beforehand the
+providential deliverance which is impending. However, this much I will
+say--and for my sincerity let me appeal to my native gods, as well as
+to the gods of this Rome, who have brought us both into trouble--that
+no selfish objects prompt me to this revelation--for a revelation it
+is--and to the following effect:--It is fated that you shall not long
+remain in chains. Your deliverance will be speedy; you shall be raised
+to the very highest rank and power; you shall be the object of as much
+envy as now you are of pity; you shall retain your prosperity till
+death; and you shall transmit that prosperity to your children.
+But"--and there the German paused. Agrippa was agitated; the bystanders
+were attentive; and after a time, the German, pointing solemnly to the
+bird, proceeded thus:--"But this remember heedfully--that, when next you
+see the bird which now perches above your head, you will have only five
+days longer to live! This event will be surely accomplished by that same
+mysterious god who has thought fit to send the bird as a warning sign;
+and you, when you come to your glory, do not forget me that foreshadowed
+it in your humiliation."' The story adds, that Agrippa affected to laugh
+when the German concluded; after which it goes on to say, that in a few
+weeks, being delivered by the death of Tiberius; being released from
+prison by the very prince on whose account he had incurred the risk;
+being raised to a tetrarchy, and afterwards to the kingdom of all Judea;
+coming into all the prosperity which had been promised to him by the
+German; and not losing any part of his interest at Rome through the
+assassination of his patron Caligula--he began to look back respectfully
+to the words of the German, and forwards with anxiety to the second
+coming of the bird. Seven years of sunshine had now slipped away as
+silently as a dream. A great festival, shows and vows, was on the point
+of being celebrated in honor of Claudius Caesar, at Strato's Tower,
+otherwise called Caesarea, the Roman metropolis of Palestine. Duty and
+policy alike required that the king of the land should go down and unite
+in this mode of religious homage to the emperor. He did so; and on the
+second morning of the festival, by way of doing more conspicuous honor
+to the great solemnity, he assumed a very sumptuous attire of silver
+armor, burnished so highly as to throw back a dazzling glare from the
+sun's morning beams upon the upturned eyes of the vast multitude around
+him. Immediately from the sycophantish part of the crowd, of whom a
+vast majority were Pagans, ascended a cry of glorification as to some
+manifestation of Deity. Agrippa, gratified by this success of his new
+apparel, and by this flattery, not unusual in the case of kings, had not
+the firmness (though a Jew, and conscious of the wickedness, greater in
+himself than in the heathen crowd,) to reject the blasphemous homage.
+Voices of adoration continued to ascend; when suddenly, looking upward
+to the vast awnings prepared for screening the audience from the noonday
+heats, the king perceived the same ominous bird which he had seen at
+Rome in the day of his affliction, seated quietly, and looking down upon
+himself. In that same moment an icy pang shot through his intestines.
+He was removed into the palace; and at the end of five days, completely
+worn out by pain, Agrippa expired in the 54th year of his age, and the
+seventh of his sovereign power.
+
+Whether the bird, here described as an owl, was really such, may be
+doubted, considering the narrow nomenclature of the Romans for all
+zoological purposes, and the total indifference of the Roman mind to
+all distinctions in natural history which are not upon the very largest
+scale. We should much suspect that the bird was a magpie. Meantime,
+speaking of ornithoscopy in relation to Jews, we remember another
+story in that subdivision of the subject which it may be worth while
+repeating; not merely on its own account, as wearing a fine oriental
+air, but also for the correction which it suggests to a very common
+error.
+
+In some period of Syrian warfare, a large military detachment was
+entering at some point of Syria from the desert of the Euphrates. At
+the head of the whole array rode two men of some distinction: one was an
+augur of high reputation, the other was a Jew called Mosollam, a man
+of admirable beauty, a matchless horseman, an unerring archer, and
+accomplished in all martial arts. As they were now first coming within
+enclosed grounds, after a long march in the wilderness, the augur was
+most anxious to inaugurate the expedition by some considerable omen.
+Watching anxiously, therefore, he soon saw a bird of splendid plumage
+perching on a low wall. 'Halt!' he said to the advanced guard: and all
+drew up in a line. At that moment of silence and expectation, Mosollam,
+slightly turning himself in his saddle, drew his bow-string to his ear;
+his Jewish hatred of Pagan auguries burned within him; his inevitable
+shaft went right to its mark, and the beautiful bird fell dead. The
+augur turned round in fury. But the Jew laughed at him. 'This bird, you
+say, should have furnished us with omens of our future fortunes. But had
+he known anything of his own, he would never have perched where he did,
+or have come within the range of Mosollam's archery. How should that
+bird know our destiny, who did not know that it was his own to be shot
+by Mosollam the Jew?'
+
+Now, this is a most common but a most erroneous way of arguing. In
+a case of this kind, the bird was not supposed to have any conscious
+acquaintance with futurity, either for his own benefit or that of
+others. But even where such a consciousness may be supposed, as in the
+case of oneiromancy, or prophecy by means of dreams, it must be
+supposed limited, and the more limited in a personal sense as they are
+illimitable in a sublime one. Who imagines that, because a Daniel or
+Ezekiel foresaw the grand revolutions of the earth, therefore they must
+or could have foreseen the little details of their own ordinary life?
+And even descending from that perfect inspiration to the more doubtful
+power of augury amongst the Pagans, (concerning which the most eminent
+of theologians have held very opposite theories,) one thing is certain,
+that, so long as we entertain such pretensions, or discuss them at all,
+we must take them with the principle of those who professed such arts,
+not with principles of our own arbitrary invention.
+
+One example will make this clear:--There are in England [Footnote:
+'_There are in England_'--Especially in Somersetshire, and for twenty
+miles round Wrington, the birthplace of Locke. Nobody sinks for wells
+without their advice. We ourselves knew an amiable and accomplished
+Scottish family, who, at an estate called Belmadrothie, in memory of
+a similar property in Ross shire, built a house in Somersetshire, and
+resolved to find water without help from the jowser. But after sinking
+to a greater depth than ever had been known before, and spending nearly
+L200, they were finally obliged to consult the jowser, who found water
+at once.] a class of men who practise the Pagan rhabdomancy in a limited
+sense. They carry a rod or rhabdos (_rhabdos_) of willow: this they
+hold horizontally; and by the bending of the rod towards the ground
+they discover the favorable places for sinking wells; a matter of
+considerable importance in a province so ill-watered as the northern
+district of Somersetshire, &c. These people are locally called
+_jowsers_; and it is probable, that from the suspicion with which their
+art has been usually regarded amongst people of education, as a mere
+legerdemain trick of Dousterswivel's, is derived the slang word to
+_chouse_ for _swindle_. Meantime, the experimental evidences of a real
+practical skill in these men, and the enlarged compass of speculation
+in these days, have led many enlightened people to a Stoic _epochey_, or
+suspension of judgment, on the reality of this somewhat mysterious art.
+Now, in the East, there are men who make the same pretensions in a
+more showy branch of the art. It is not water, but treasures which they
+profess to find by some hidden kind of rhabdomancy. The very existence
+of treasures with us is reasonably considered a thing of improbable
+occurrence. But in the unsettled East, and with the low valuation of
+human life wherever Mahometanism prevails, insecurity and other causes
+must have caused millions of such deposits in every century to have
+perished as to any knowledge of survivors. The sword has been moving
+backwards and forwards, for instance, like a weaver's shuttle, since
+the time of Mahmoud the Ghaznevide, [Footnote: Mahmood of Ghizni, which,
+under the European name of Ghaznee, was so recently taken in one hour by
+our Indian army under Lord Keane Mahmood was the first Mahometan invader
+of Hindostan.] in Anno Domini 1000, in the vast regions between the
+Tigris, the Oxus, and the Indus. Regularly as it approached, gold and
+jewels must have sunk by whole harvests into the ground. A certain
+per centage has been doubtless recovered: a larger per centage has
+disappeared for ever. Hence naturally the jealousy of barbarous
+Orientals that we Europeans, in groping amongst pyramids, sphynxes, and
+tombs, are looking for buried treasures. The wretches are not so wide
+astray in what they believe as in what they disbelieve. The treasures do
+really exist which they fancy; but then also the other treasures in the
+glorious antiquities have that existence for our sense of beauty which
+to their brutality is inconceivable. In these circumstances, why should
+it surprise us that men will pursue the science of discovery as
+a regular trade? Many discoveries of treasure are doubtless made
+continually, which, for obvious reasons, are communicated to nobody.
+Some proportion there must be between the sowing of such grain as
+diamonds or emeralds, and the subsequent reaping, whether by accident or
+by art. For, with regard to the last, it is no more impossible, _prima
+fronte_, that a substance may exist having an occult sympathy with
+subterraneous water or subterraneous gold, than that the magnet should
+have a sympathy (as yet occult) with the northern pole of our planet.
+
+The first flash of careless thought applied to such a case will suggest,
+that men holding powers of this nature need not offer their services for
+hire to others. And this, in fact, is the objection universally urged by
+us Europeans as decisive against their pretensions. Their knavery, it
+is fancied, stands self-recorded; since, assuredly, they would not be
+willing to divide their subterranean treasures, if they knew of any.
+But the men are not in such self-contradiction as may seem. Lady
+Hester Stanhope, from the better knowledge she had acquired of Oriental
+opinions, set Dr. Madden right on this point. The Oriental belief is
+that a fatality attends the appropriator of a treasure in any case where
+he happens also to be the discoverer. Such a person, it is held, will
+die soon, and suddenly--so that he is compelled to seek his remuneration
+from the wages or fees of his employers, not from the treasure itself.
+
+Many more secret laws are held sacred amongst the professors of that art
+than that which was explained by Lady Hester Stanhope. These we shall
+not enter upon at present: but generally we may remark, that the same
+practices of subterranean deposits, during our troubled periods in
+Europe, led to the same superstitions. And it may be added, that the
+same error has arisen in both cases as to some of these superstitions.
+How often must it have struck people of liberal feelings, as a
+scandalous proof of the preposterous value set upon riches by poor men,
+that ghosts should popularly be supposed to rise and wander for the sake
+of revealing the situations of buried treasures. For ourselves, we have
+been accustomed to view this popular belief in the light of an argument
+for pity rather than for contempt towards poor men, as indicating the
+extreme pressure of that necessity which could so have demoralized their
+natural sense of truth. But certainly, in whatever feelings originating,
+such popular superstitions as to motives of ghostly missions did seem to
+argue a deplorable misconception of the relation subsisting between the
+spiritual world and the perishable treasures of this perishable world.
+Yet, when we look into the Eastern explanations of this case, we find
+that it is meant to express, not any overvaluation of riches, but
+the direct contrary passion. A human spirit is punished--such is the
+notion--punished in the spiritual world for excessive attachment to
+gold, by degradation to the office of its guardian; and from this office
+the tortured spirit can release itself only by revealing the treasure
+and transferring the custody. It is a penal martyrdom, not an elective
+passion for gold, which is thus exemplified in the wanderings of a
+treasure-ghost.
+
+But, in a field where of necessity we are so much limited, we willingly
+pass from the consideration of these treasure or _khasne_ phantoms
+(which alone sufficiently ensure a swarm of ghostly terrors for all
+Oriental ruins of cities,) to the same marvellous apparitions, as they
+haunt other solitudes even more awful than those of ruined cities. In
+this world there are two mighty forms of perfect solitude--the ocean and
+the desert: the wilderness of the barren sands, and the wilderness of
+the barren waters. Both are the parents of inevitable superstitions--of
+terrors, solemn, ineradicable, eternal. Sailors and the children of the
+desert are alike overrun with spiritual hauntings, from accidents of
+peril essentially connected with those modes of life, and from the
+eternal spectacle of the infinite. Voices seem to blend with the raving
+of the sea, which will for ever impress the feeling of beings more than
+human: and every chamber of the great wilderness which, with little
+interruption, stretches from the Euphrates to the western shores of
+Africa, has its own peculiar terrors both as to sights and sounds. In
+the wilderness of Zin, between Palestine and the Red Sea, a section of
+the desert well known in these days to our own countrymen, bells are
+heard daily pealing for matins, or for vespers, from some phantom
+convent that no search of Christian or of Bedouin Arab has ever been
+able to discover. These bells have sounded since the Crusades. Other
+sounds, trumpets, the _Alala_ of armies, &c., are heard in other regions
+of the Desert. Forms, also, are seen of more people than have any
+right to be walking in human paths: sometimes forms of avowed terror;
+sometimes, which is a case of far more danger, appearances that mimic
+the shapes of men, and even of friends or comrades. This is a case
+much dwelt on by the old travellers, and which throws a gloom over the
+spirits of all Bedouins, and of every cafila or caravan. We all know
+what a sensation of loneliness or 'eeriness' (to use an expressive term
+of the ballad poetry) arises to any small party assembling in a
+single room of a vast desolate mansion: how the timid among them fancy
+continually that they hear some remote door opening, or trace the sound
+of suppressed footsteps from some distant staircase. Such is the feeling
+in the desert, even in the midst of the caravan. The mighty solitude is
+seen: the dread silence is anticipated which will succeed to this brief
+transit of men, camels, and horses. Awe prevails even in the midst of
+society: but, if the traveller should loiter behind from fatigue, or
+be so imprudent as to ramble aside--should he from any cause once lose
+sight of his party, it is held that his chance is small of recovering
+their traces. And why? Not chiefly from the want of footmarks where the
+wind effaces all impressions in half an hour, or of eyemarks where all
+is one blank ocean of sand, but much more from the sounds or the visual
+appearances which are supposed to beset and to seduce all insulated
+wanderers.
+
+Everybody knows the superstitions of the ancients about the
+_Nympholeptoi_, or those who had seen Pan. But far more awful and gloomy
+are the existing superstitions, throughout Asia and Africa, as to the
+perils of those who are phantom-haunted in the wilderness. The old
+Venetian traveller Marco Polo states them well: he speaks, indeed, of
+the Eastern or Tartar deserts; the steppes which stretch from European
+Russia to the footsteps of the Chinese throne; but exactly the same
+creed prevails amongst the Arabs, from Bagdad to Suez and Cairo--from
+Rosetta to Tunis--Tunis to Timbuctoo or Mequinez. 'If, during the
+daytime,' says he, 'any person should remain behind until the caravan is
+no longer in sight, he hears himself unexpectedly called to by name,
+and in a voice with which he is familiar. Not doubting that the voice
+proceeds from some of his comrades, the unhappy man is beguiled from the
+right direction; and soon finding himself utterly confounded as to the
+path, he roams about in distraction until he perishes miserably. If,
+on the other hand, this perilous separation of himself from the caravan
+should happen at night, he is sure to hear the uproar of a great
+cavalcade a mile or two to the right or left of the true track. He is
+thus seduced on one side: and at break of day finds himself far removed
+from man. Nay, even at noon-day, it is well known that grave and
+respectable men to all appearance will come up to a particular
+traveller, will bear the look of a friend, and will gradually lure him
+by earnest conversation to a distance from the caravan; after which the
+sounds of men and camels will be heard continually at all points but the
+true one; whilst an insensible turning by the tenth of an inch at each
+separate step from the true direction will very soon suffice to set the
+traveller's face to the opposite point of the compass from that which
+his safety requires, and which his fancy represents to him as his
+real direction. Marvellous, indeed, and almost passing belief, are the
+stories reported of these desert phantoms, which are said at times
+to fill the air with choral music from all kinds of instruments, from
+drums, and the clash of arms: so that oftentimes a whole caravan are
+obliged to close up their open ranks, and to proceed in a compact line
+of march.'
+
+Lord Lindsay, in his very interesting travels in Egypt, Edom, &c.,
+agrees with Warton in supposing (and probably enough) that from this
+account of the desert traditions in Marco Polo was derived Milton's fine
+passage in Comus:--
+
+ 'Of calling shapes, and beckoning shadows dire,
+ And aery tongues that syllable men's names
+ On sands, and shores, and desert wildernesses.'
+
+But the most remarkable of these desert superstitions, as suggested by
+the mention of Lord Lindsay, is one which that young nobleman, in some
+place which we cannot immediately find, has noticed, but which he only
+was destined by a severe personal loss immediately to illustrate. Lord
+L. quotes from Vincent le Blanc an anecdote of a man in his own caravan,
+the companion of an Arab merchant, who disappeared in a mysterious
+manner. Four Moors, with a retaining fee of 100 ducats, were sent in
+quest of him, but came back _re infecta_. 'And 'tis uncertain,' adds Le
+Blanc, 'whether he was swallowed up in the sands, or met his death by
+any other misfortune; as it often happens, by the relation of a merchant
+then in our company, who told us, that two years before, traversing the
+same journey, a comrade of his, going a little aside from the company,
+saw three men who called him by his name; and one of them, to his
+thinking, favored very much his companion; and, as he was about to
+follow them, his real companion calling him to come back to his company,
+he found himself deceived by the others, and thus was saved. And all
+travellers in these parts hold, that in the deserts are many such
+phantasms seen, that strive to seduce the traveller.' Thus far it is
+the traveller's own fault, warned as he is continually by the extreme
+anxiety of the Arab leaders or guides, with respect to all who stray to
+any distance, if he is duped or enticed by these pseudo-men: though,
+in the case of Lapland dogs, who ought to have a surer instinct of
+detection for counterfeits, we know from Sir Capel de Broke and others,
+that they are continually wiled away by the wolves who roam about the
+nightly encampments of travellers. But there is a secondary disaster,
+according to the Arab superstition, awaiting those whose eyes are once
+opened to the discernment of these phantoms. To see them, or to hear
+them, even where the traveller is careful to refuse their lures, entails
+the certainty of death in no long time. This is another form of that
+universal faith which made it impossible for any man to survive a bodily
+commerce, by whatever sense, with a spiritual being. We find it in the
+Old Testament, where the expression, 'I have seen God and shall die,'
+means simply a supernatural being; since no Hebrew believed it possible
+for a nature purely human to sustain for a moment the sight of the
+Infinite Being. We find the same faith amongst ourselves, in case
+of _doppelgaenger_ becoming apparent to the sight of those whom they
+counterfeit; and in many other varieties. We modern Europeans, of
+course, laugh at these superstitions; though, as La Place remarks,
+(_Essai sur les Probabilites_,) any case, however apparently incredible,
+if it is a recurrent case, is as much entitled to a fair valuation as if
+it had been more probable beforehand.[Footnote: _'Is as much entitled
+to a fair valuation, under the lans of induction, as if it had been
+more probable beforehand'_--One of the cases which La Place notices as
+entitled to a grave consideration, but which would most assuredly be
+treated as a trivial phenomenon, unworthy of attention, by commonplace
+spectators, is--when a run of success, with no apparent cause, takes
+place on heads or tails, (_pile ou croix_) Most people dismiss such a
+case as pure accident. But La Place insists on its being duly valued
+as a fact, however unaccountable as an effect. So again, if in a large
+majority of experiences like those of Lord Lindsay's party in the
+desert, death should follow, such a phenomenon is as well entitled
+to its separate valuation as any other.] This being premised, we who
+connect superstition with the personal result, are more impressed by the
+disaster which happened to Lord Lindsay, than his lordship, who either
+failed to notice the _nexus_ between the events, or possibly declined to
+put the case too forward in his reader's eye, from the solemnity of the
+circumstances, and the private interest to himself and his own family,
+of the subsequent event. The case was this:--Mr. William Wardlaw Ramsay,
+the companion (and we believe relative) of Lord Lindsay, a man whose
+honorable character, and whose intellectual accomplishments speak for
+themselves, in the posthumus memorabilia of his travels published
+by Lord L., had seen an array of objects in the desert, which facts
+immediately succeeding demonstrated to have been a mere ocular _lusus_,
+or (according to Arab notions) phantoms. During the absence from home of
+an Arab sheikh, who had been hired as conductor of Lord Lindsay's party,
+a hostile tribe (bearing the name of Tellaheens) had assaulted and
+pillaged his tents. Report of this had reached the English travelling
+party; it was known that the Tellaheens were still in motion, and a
+hostile rencounter was looked for for some days. At length, in crossing
+the well known valley of the _Wady Araba_, that most ancient channel of
+communication between the Red Sea and Judea, &c., Mr. Ramsay saw, to his
+own entire conviction, a party of horse moving amongst some sand-hills.
+Afterwards it became certain, from accurate information, that this must
+have been a delusion. It was established, that no horseman _could_ have
+been in that neighborhood at that time. Lord Lindsay records the case
+as an illustration of 'that spiritualized tone the imagination naturally
+assumes, in scenes presenting so little sympathy with the ordinary
+feelings of humanity;' and he reports the case in these pointed
+terms:--'Mr. Ramsay, a man of remarkably strong sight, and by no means
+disposed to superstitious credulity, distinctly saw a party of horse
+moving among the sand-hills; and I do not believe he was ever able
+to divest himself of that impression.' No--and, according to Arab
+interpretation, very naturally so; for, according to their faith, he
+really _had_ seen the horsemen; phantom horseman certainly, but
+still objects of sight. The sequel remains to be told--by the Arabian
+hypothesis, Mr. Ramsay had but a short time to live--he was under a
+secret summons to the next world. And accordingly, in a few weeks after
+this, whilst Lord Lindsay had gone to visit Palmyra, Mr. Ramsay died at
+Damascus.
+
+This was a case exactly corresponding to the Pagan _nympholepsis_--he
+had seen the beings whom it is not lawful to see and live. Another case
+of Eastern superstition, not less determined, and not less remarkably
+fulfilled, occurred some years before to Dr. Madden, who travelled
+pretty much in the same route as Lord Lindsay. The doctor, as a
+phrenologist, had been struck with the very singular conformation of
+a skull which he saw amongst many others on an altar in some Syrian
+convent. He offered a considerable sum in gold for it; but it was by
+repute the skull of a saint; and the monk with whom Dr. M. attempted to
+negotiate, not only refused his offers, but protested that even for the
+doctor's sake, apart from the interests of the convent, he could not
+venture on such a transfer: for that, by the tradition attached to it,
+the skull would endanger any vessel carrying it from the Syrian shore:
+the vessel might escape; but it would never succeed in reaching any but
+a Syrian harbor. After this, for the credit of our country, which
+stands so high in the East, and should be so punctiliously tended by all
+Englishmen, we are sorry to record that Dr. Madden (though otherwise a
+man of scrupulous honor) yielded to the temptation of substituting for
+the saint's skull another less remarkable from his own collection. With
+this saintly relic he embarked on board a Grecian ship; was alternately
+pursued and met by storms the most violent; larboard and starboard, on
+every quarter, he was buffeted; the wind blew from every point of the
+compass; the doctor honestly confesses that he often wished this baleful
+skull back in safety on the quiet altar from which he took it; and
+finally, after many days of anxiety, he was too happy in finding himself
+again restored to some oriental port, from which he secretly vowed
+never again to sail with a saint's skull, or with any skull, however
+remarkable phrenologically, not purchased in an open market.
+
+Thus we have pursued, through many of its most memorable sections,
+the spirit of the miraculous as it moulded and gathered itself in
+the superstitions of Paganism; and we have shown that, in the modern
+superstitions of Christianity, or of Mahometanism, (often enough
+borrowed from Christian sources,) there is a pretty regular
+correspondence. Speaking with a reference to the strictly popular
+belief, it cannot be pretended for a moment, that miraculous agencies
+are slumbering in modern ages. For one superstition of that nature which
+the Pagans had, we can produce twenty. And if, from the collation of
+numbers, we should pass to that of quality, it is a matter of notoriety,
+that from the very philosophy of Paganism, and its slight root in the
+terrors or profounder mysteries of spiritual nature, no comparison
+could be sustained for a moment between the true religion and any mode
+whatever of the false. Ghosts we have purposely omitted, because that
+idea is so peculiarly Christian [Footnote: '_Because that idea is so
+peculiarly Christian_'--One reason, additional to the main one, why the
+idea of a ghost could not be conceived or reproduced by Paganism,
+lies in the fourfold resolution of the human nature at death, viz.--1.
+_corpus_; 2. _manes_; 3. _spiritus_; 4. _anima_. No reversionary
+consciousness, no restitution of the total nature, sentient and active,
+was thus possible. Pliny has a story which looks like a ghost story; but
+it is all moonshine--a mere _simulacrum_.] as to reject all counterparts
+or affinities from other modes of the supernatural. The Christian ghost
+is too awful a presence, and with too large a substratum of the real,
+the impassioned, the human, for our present purposes. We deal chiefly
+with the wilder and more aerial forms of superstition; not so far off
+from fleshly nature as the purely allegoric--not so near as the penal,
+the purgatorial, the penitential. In this middle class, 'Gabriel's
+hounds'--the 'phantom ship'--the gloomy legends of the charcoal burners
+in the German forests--and the local or epichorial superstitions from
+every district of Europe, come forward by thousands, attesting the high
+activity of the miraculous and the hyperphysical instincts, even in this
+generation, wheresoever the voice of the people makes itself heard.
+
+But in Pagan times, it will be objected, the popular superstitions
+blended themselves with the highest political functions, gave a sanction
+to national counsels, and oftentimes gave their starting point to the
+very primary movements of the state. Prophecies, omens, miracles, all
+worked concurrently with senates or princes. Whereas in our days,
+says Charles Lamb, the witch who takes her pleasure with the moon, and
+summons Beelzebub to her sabbaths, nevertheless trembles before the
+beadle, and hides herself from the overseer. Now, as to the witch, even
+the horrid Canidia of Horace, or the more dreadful Erichtho of Lucan,
+seems hardly to have been much respected in any era. But for the
+other modes of the supernatural, they have entered into more frequent
+combinations with state functions and state movements in our modern ages
+than in the classical age of Paganism. Look at prophecies, for example:
+the Romans had a few obscure oracles afloat, and they had the Sibylline
+books under the state seal. These books, in fact, had been kept so long,
+that, like port wine superannuated, they had lost their flavor and body.
+[Footnote: '_Like port wine superannuated, the Sibylline books had lost
+their flavor and their body_.'--There is an allegoric description in
+verse, by Mr. Rogers, of an ice-house, in which winter is described as
+a captive, &c., which is memorable on this account, that a brother
+poet, on reading the passage, mistook it, (from not understanding
+the allegorical expressions,) either sincerely or maliciously, for a
+description of the house-dog. Now, this little anecdote seems to embody
+the poor Sibyl's history,--from a stern icy sovereign, with a petrific
+mace, she lapsed into an old toothless mastiff. She continued to snore
+in her ancient kennel for above a thousand years. The last person who
+attempted to stir her up with a long pole, and to extract from her
+paralytic dreaming some growls or snarls against Christianity, was
+Aurelian, in a moment of public panic. But the thing was past all
+tampering. The poor creature could neither be kicked nor coaxed into
+vitality.] On the other hand, look at France. Henry the historian,
+speaking of the fifteenth century, describes it as a national infirmity
+of the English to be prophecy-ridden. Perhaps there never was any
+foundation for this as an exclusive remark; but assuredly not in the
+next century. There had been with us British, from the twelfth century,
+Thomas of Ercildoune in the north, and many monkish local prophets for
+every part of the island; but latterly England had no terrific prophet,
+unless, indeed Nixon of the Vale Royal in Cheshire, who uttered his
+dark oracles sometimes with a merely Cestrian, sometimes with a national
+reference. Whereas in France, throughout the sixteenth century, every
+principal event was foretold successively, with an accuracy that still
+shocks and confounds us. Francis the First, who opens the century, (and
+by many is held to open the book of _modern history_, as distinguished
+from the middle or _feudal_ history,) had the battle of Pavia
+foreshown to him, not by name, but in its results--by his own Spanish
+captivity--by the exchange for his own children upon a frontier river
+of Spain--finally, by his own disgraceful death, through an infamous
+disease conveyed to him under a deadly circuit of revenge. This king's
+son, Henry the Second, read some years _before_ the event a description
+of that tournament, on the marriage of the Scottish Queen with his
+eldest son, Francis II., which proved fatal to himself, through the
+awkwardness of the Compte de Montgomery and his own obstinacy. After
+this, and we believe a little after the brief reign of Francis II.,
+arose Nostradamus, the great prophet of the age. All the children of
+Henry II. and of Catharine de Medici, one after the other, died in
+circumstances of suffering and horror, and Nostradamus pursued the
+whole with ominous allusions. Charles IX., though the authorizer of the
+Bartholomew massacre, was the least guilty of his party, and the only
+one who manifested a dreadful remorse. Henry III., the last of the
+brothers, died, as the reader will remember, by assassination. And all
+these tragic successions of events are still to be read more or less
+dimly prefigured in verses of which we will not here discuss the dates.
+Suffice it, that many authentic historians attest the good faith of the
+prophets; and finally, with respect to the first of the Bourbon dynasty,
+Henry IV., who succeeded upon the assassination of his brother-in-law,
+we have the peremptory assurance of Sully and other Protestants,
+countersigned by writers both historical and controversial, that not
+only was he prepared, by many warnings, for his own tragical death--not
+only was the day, the hour prefixed--not only was an almanac sent to
+him, in which the bloody summer's day of 1610 was pointed out to his
+attention in bloody colors; but the mere record of the king's last
+afternoon shows beyond a doubt the extent and the punctual limitation of
+his anxieties. In fact, it is to this attitude of listening expectation
+in the king, and breathless waiting for the blow, that Schiller alludes
+in that fine speech of Wallenstein to his sister, where he notices the
+funeral knells that sounded continually in Henry's ears, and, above all,
+his prophetic instinct, that caught the sound from a far distance of his
+murderer's motions, and could distinguish, amidst all the tumult of a
+mighty capital, those stealthy steps
+
+ ----'Which even then were seeking him
+ Throughout the streets of Paris.'
+
+We profess not to admire Henry the Fourth of France, whose secret
+character we shall, on some other occasion, attempt to expose. But his
+resignation to the appointments of Heaven, in dismissing his guards, as
+feeling that against a danger so domestic and so mysterious, all fleshly
+arms were vain, has always struck us as the most like magnanimity of
+anything in his very theatrical life.
+
+Passing to our own country, and to the times immediately in succession,
+we fall upon some striking prophecies, not verbal but symbolic, if we
+turn from the broad highway of public histories, to the by-paths of
+private memories. Either Clarendon it is, in his Life (not his public
+history), or else Laud, who mentions an anecdote connected with the
+coronation of Charles I., (the son-in-law of the murdered Bourbon,)
+which threw a gloom upon the spirits of the royal friends, already
+saddened by the dreadful pestilence which inaugurated the reign of this
+ill-fated prince, levying a tribute of one life in sixteen from the
+population of the English metropolis. At the coronation of Charles, it
+was discovered that all London would not furnish the quantity of purple
+velvet required for the royal robes and the furniture of the throne.
+What was to be done? Decorum required that the furniture should be
+all _en suite_. Nearer than Genoa no considerable addition could
+be expected. That would impose a delay of 150 days. Upon mature
+consideration, and chiefly of the many private interests that would
+suffer amongst the multitudes whom such a solemnity had called up from
+the country, it was resolved to robe the King in _white_ velvet. But
+this, as it afterwards occurred, was the color in which victims were
+arrayed. And thus, it was alleged, did the King's council establish an
+augury of evil. Three other ill omens, of some celebrity, occurred to
+Charles I., viz., on occasion of creating his son Charles a knight of
+the Bath, at Oxford some years after; and at the bar of that tribunal
+which sat in judgment upon him.
+
+The reign of his second son, James II., the next reign that could be
+considered an unfortunate reign, was inaugurated by the same evil omens.
+The day selected for the coronation (in 1685) was a day memorable for
+England--it was St. George's day, the 23d of April, and entitled,
+even on a separate account, to be held a sacred day as the birthday of
+Shakspeare in 1564, and his deathday in 1616. The King saved a sum of
+sixty thousand pounds by cutting off the ordinary cavalcade from the
+Tower of London to Westminster. Even this was imprudent. It is well
+known that, amongst the lowest class of the English, there is an
+obstinate prejudice (though unsanctioned by law) with respect to the
+obligation imposed by the ceremony of coronation. So long as this
+ceremony is delayed, or mutilated, they fancy that their obedience is
+a matter of mere prudence, liable to be enforced by arms, but not
+consecrated either by law or by religion. The change made by James was,
+therefore, highly imprudent; shorn of its antique traditionary usages,
+the yoke of conscience was lightened at a moment when it required a
+double ratification. Neither was it called for on motives of economy,
+for James was unusually rich. This voluntary arrangement was, therefore,
+a bad beginning; but the accidental omens were worse. They are thus
+reported by Blennerhassett, (History of England to the end of George
+I., Vol. iv., p. 1760, printed at Newcastle-upon-Tyne: 1751.) 'The
+crown being too little for the King's head, was often in a tottering
+condition, and like to fall off.' Even this was observed attentively
+by spectators of the most opposite feelings. But there was another
+simultaneous omen, which affected the Protestant enthusiasts, and the
+superstitious, whether Catholic or Protestant, still more alarmingly.
+'The same day the king's arms, pompously painted in the great altar
+window of a London church, suddenly fell down without apparent cause,
+and broke to pieces, whilst the rest of the window remained standing.
+Blennerhassett mutters the dark terrors which possessed himself and
+others.' 'These,' says he, 'were reckoned ill omens to the king.'
+
+In France, as the dreadful criminality of the French sovereigns through
+the 17th century began to tell powerfully, and reproduce itself in the
+miseries and tumults of the French populace through the 18th century, it
+is interesting to note the omens which unfolded themselves at intervals.
+A volume might be written upon them. The French Bourbons renewed the
+picture of that fatal house which in Thebes offered to the Grecian
+observers the spectacle of dire auguries, emerging from darkness through
+three generations, _a plusieurs reprises_. Everybody knows the fatal
+pollution of the marriage pomps on the reception of Marie Antoinette in
+Paris; the numbers who perished are still spoken of obscurely as to the
+amount, and with shuddering awe for the unparalleled horrors standing in
+the background of the fatal reign--horrors
+
+ 'That hush'd in grim repose, await their evening prey.'
+
+But in the life of Goethe is mentioned a still more portentous (though
+more shadowy) omen in the pictorial decorations of the arras which
+adorned the pavilion on the French frontier; the first objects which met
+the Austrian Archduchess on being hailed as Dauphiness, was a succession
+of the most tragic groups from the most awful section of the Grecian
+theatre. The next alliance of the same kind between the same great
+empires, in the persons of Napoleon and the Archduchess Marie Louisa,
+was overshadowed by the same unhappy omens, and, as we all remember,
+with the same unhappy results, within a brief period of five years.
+
+Or, if we should resort to the fixed and monumental rather than to these
+auguries of great nations--such, for instance, as were embodied in those
+_Palladia_, or protesting talismans, which capital cities, whether Pagan
+or Christian, glorified through a period of twenty-five hundred years,
+we shall find a long succession of these enchanted pledges, from the
+earliest precedent of Troy (whose palladium was undoubtedly a talisman)
+down to that equally memorable, and bearing the same name, at Western
+Rome. We may pass, by a vast transition of two and a half millennia,
+to that great talisman of Constantinople, the triple serpent, (having
+perhaps an original reference to the Mosaic serpent of the wilderness,
+which healed the infected by the simple act of looking upon it, as the
+symbol of the Redeemer, held aloft upon the Cross for the deliverance
+from moral contagion.) This great consecrated talisman, venerated
+equally by Christian, by Pagan, and by Mahometan, was struck on the head
+by Mahomet the Second, on that same day, May 29th of 1453, in which
+he mastered by storm this glorious city, the bulwark of eastern
+Christendom, and the immediate rival of his own European throne at
+Adrianople. But mark the superfetation of omens--omen supervening
+upon omen, augury engrafted upon augury. The hour was a sad one for
+Christianity; just 720 years before the western horn of Islam had been
+rebutted in France by the Germans, chiefly under Charles Martel. But now
+it seemed as though another horn, even more vigorous, was preparing
+to assault Christendom and its hopes from the eastern quarter. At this
+epoch, in the very hour of triumph, when the last of the Caesars had
+glorified his station, and sealed his testimony by martyrdom, the
+fanatical Sultan, riding to his stirrups in blood, and wielding that
+iron mace which had been his sole weapon, as well as cognizance, through
+the battle, advanced to the column, round which the triple serpent
+roared spirally upwards. He smote the brazen talisman; he shattered one
+head; he left it mutilated as the record of his great revolution; but
+crush it, destroy it, he did not--as a symbol prefiguring the fortunes
+of Mahometanism, his people noticed, that in the critical hour of fate,
+which stamped the Sultan's acts with efficacy through ages, he had been
+prompted by his secret genius only to 'scotch the snake,' not to crush
+it. Afterwards the fatal hour was gone by; and this imperfect augury has
+since concurred traditionally with the Mahometan prophecies about the
+Adrianople gate of Constantinople, to depress the ultimate hopes of
+Islam in the midst of all its insolence. The very haughtiest of the
+Mussulmans believe that the gate is already in existence, through which
+the red Giaours (the _Russi_) shall pass to the conquest of Stamboul;
+and that everywhere, in Europe at least, the hat of Frangistan is
+destined to surmount the turban--the crescent must go down before the
+cross.
+
+
+
+
+COLERIDGE AND OPIUM-EATING.
+
+
+What is the deadest of things earthly? It is, says the world, ever
+forward and rash--'a door-nail!' But the world is wrong. There is a
+thing deader than a door-nail, viz., Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I. Dead,
+more dead, most dead, is Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I.; and this
+upon more arguments than one. The book has clearly not completed its
+elementary act of respiration; the _systole_ of Vol. I. is absolutely
+useless and lost without the _diastole_ of that Vol. II., which is never
+to exist. That is one argument, and perhaps this second argument is
+stronger. Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I., deals rashly, unjustly, and
+almost maliciously, with some of our own particular friends; and yet,
+until late in this summer, _Anno Domini_ 1844, we--that is, neither
+ourselves nor our friends--ever heard of its existence. Now a sloth,
+even without the benefit of Mr. Waterton's evidence to his character,
+will travel faster than that. But malice, which travels fastest of
+all things, must be dead and cold at starting, when it can thus have
+lingered in the rear for six years; and therefore, though the world
+was so far right, that people _do_ say, 'Dead as a door-nail,' yet,
+henceforward, the weakest of these people will see the propriety of
+saying--'Dead as Gillman's Coleridge.'
+
+The reader of experience, on sliding over the surface of this opening
+paragraph, begins to think there's mischief singing in the upper air.
+'No, reader, not at all. We never were cooler in our days. And this we
+protest, that, were it not for the excellence of the subject, _Coleridge
+and Opium-Eating_, Mr. Gillman would have been dismissed by us
+unnoticed. Indeed, we not only forgive Mr. Gillman, but we have
+a kindness for him; and on this account, that he was good, he was
+generous, he was most forbearing, through twenty years, to poor
+Coleridge, when thrown upon his hospitality. An excellent thing _that_,
+Mr. Gillman, till, noticing the theme suggested by this unhappy Vol.
+I., we are forced at times to notice its author, Nor is this to be
+regretted. We remember a line of Horace never yet properly translated,
+viz:--
+
+ 'Nec scutica dignum horribili sectere flagello.'
+
+The true translation of which, as we assure the unlearned reader,
+is--'Nor must you pursue with the horrid knout of Christopher that man
+who merits only a switching.' Very true. We protest against all attempts
+to invoke the exterminating knout; for _that_ sends a man to the
+hospital for two months; but you see that the same judicious poet, who
+dissuades an appeal to the knout, indirectly recommends the switch,
+which, indeed, is rather pleasant than otherwise, amiably playful
+in some of its little caprices, and in its worst, suggesting only a
+pennyworth of diachylon.
+
+We begin by professing, with hearty sincerity, our fervent admiration
+of the extraordinary man who furnishes the theme for Mr. Gillman's
+_coup-d'essai_ in biography. He was, in a literary sense, our
+brother--for he also was amongst the contributors to _Blackwood_--and
+will, we presume, take his station in that Blackwood gallery of
+portraits, which, in a century hence, will possess more interest for
+intellectual Europe than any merely martial series of portraits, or any
+gallery of statesmen assembled in congress, except as regards one or two
+leaders; for defunct major-generals, and secondary diplomatists,
+when their date is past, awake no more emotion than last year's
+advertisements, or obsolete directories; whereas those who, in a stormy
+age, have swept the harps of passion, of genial wit, or of the wrestling
+and gladiatorial reason, become more interesting to men when they can no
+longer be seen as bodily agents, than even in the middle chorus of that
+intellectual music over which, living, they presided.
+
+Of this great camp Coleridge was a leader, and fought amongst the
+_primipili_; yet, comparatively, he is still unknown. Heavy, indeed, are
+the arrears still due to philosophic curiosity on the real merits,
+and on the separate merits, of Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Coleridge as a
+poet--Coleridge as a philosopher! How extensive are those questions,
+if those were all! and upon neither question have we yet any
+investigation--such as, by compass of views, by research, or even by
+earnestness of sympathy with the subject, can, or ought to satisfy, a
+philosophic demand. Blind is that man who can persuade himself that the
+interest in Coleridge, taken as a total object, is becoming an obsolete
+interest. We are of opinion that even Milton, now viewed from a distance
+of two centuries, is still inadequately judged or appreciated in
+his character of poet, of patriot and partisan, or, finally, in his
+character of accomplished scholar. But, if so, how much less can it
+be pretended that satisfaction has been rendered to the claims of
+Coleridge? for, upon Milton, libraries have been written. There has been
+time for the malice of men, for the jealousy of men, for the enthusiasm,
+the scepticism, the adoring admiration of men, to expand themselves!
+There has been room for a Bentley, for an Addison, for a Johnson, for a
+wicked Lauder, for an avenging Douglas, for an idolizing Chateaubriand;
+and yet, after all, little enough has been done towards any
+comprehensive estimate of the mighty being concerned. Piles of materials
+have been gathered to the ground; but, for the monument which should
+have risen from these materials, neither the first stone has been laid,
+nor has a qualified architect yet presented his credentials. On the
+other hand, upon Coleridge little, comparatively, has yet been written,
+whilst the separate characters on which the judgment is awaited, are
+more by one than those which Milton sustained. Coleridge, also, is a
+poet; Coleridge, also, was mixed up with the fervent politics of his
+age--an age how memorably reflecting the revolutionary agitations of
+Milton's age. Coleridge, also, was an extensive and brilliant scholar.
+Whatever might be the separate proportions of the two men in each
+particular department of the three here noticed, think as the reader
+will upon that point, sure we are that either subject is ample enough to
+make a strain upon the amplest faculties. How alarming, therefore,
+for any _honest_ critic, who should undertake this later subject of
+Coleridge, to recollect that, after pursuing him through a zodiac of
+splendors corresponding to those of Milton in kind, however different in
+degree--after weighing him as a poet, as a philosophic politician, as
+a scholar, he will have to wheel after him into another orbit, into
+the unfathomable _nimbus_ of transcendental metaphysics. Weigh him the
+critic must in the golden balance of philosophy the most abstruse--a
+balance which even itself requires weighing previously, or he will
+have done nothing that can be received for an estimate of the composite
+Coleridge. This astonishing man, be it again remembered, besides being
+an exquisite poet, a profound political speculator, a philosophic
+student of literature through all its chambers and recesses, was also
+a circumnavigator on the most pathless waters of scholasticism and
+metaphysics. He had sounded, without guiding charts, the secret deeps
+of Proclus and Plotinus; he had laid down buoys on the twilight, or
+moonlight, ocean of Jacob Boehmen; [Footnote: 'JACOB BOEHMEN.' We
+ourselves had the honor of presenting to Mr. Coleridge, Law's English
+version of Jacob--a set of huge quartos. Some months afterwards we saw
+this work lying open, and one volume at least overflowing, in parts,
+with the commentaries and the _corollaries_ of Coleridge. Whither has
+this work, and so many others swathed about with Coleridge's MS. notes,
+vanished from the world?] he had cruised over the broad Atlantic of Kant
+and Schelling, of Fichte and Oken. Where is the man who shall be equal
+to these things? We at least make no such adventurous effort; or, if
+ever we should presume to do so, not at present. Here we design only
+to make a coasting voyage of survey round the headlands and most
+conspicuous seamarks of our subject, as they are brought forward by
+Mr. Gillman, or collaterally suggested by our own reflections; and
+especially we wish to say a word or two on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+
+Naturally the first point to which we direct our attention, is the
+history and personal relations of Coleridge. Living with Mr. Gillman for
+nineteen years as a domesticated friend, Coleridge ought to have
+been known intimately. And it is reasonable to expect, from so much
+intercourse, some additions to our slender knowledge of Coleridge's
+adventures, (if we may use so coarse a word,) and of the secret springs
+at work in those early struggles of Coleridge at Cambridge, London,
+Bristol, which have been rudely told to the world, and repeatedly told,
+as showy romances, but never rationally explained.
+
+The anecdotes, however, which Mr. Gillman has added to the personal
+history of Coleridge, are as little advantageous to the effect of his
+own book as they are to the interest of the memorable character which he
+seeks to illustrate. Always they are told without grace, and generally
+are suspicious in their details. Mr. Gillman we believe to be too
+upright a man for countenancing any untruth. He has been deceived. For
+example, will any man believe this? A certain 'excellent equestrian'
+falling in with Coleridge on horseback, thus accosted him--'Pray, Sir,
+did you meet a tailor along the road?' '_A tailor_!' answered Coleridge;
+'_I did meet a person answering such a description, who told me he had
+dropped his goose; that if I rode a little further I should find it; and
+I guess he must have meant you._' In Joe Miller this story would
+read, perhaps, sufferably. Joe has a privilege; and we do not look too
+narrowly into the mouth of a Joe-Millerism. But Mr. Gillman, writing
+the life of a philosopher, and no jest-book, is under a different law of
+decorum. That retort, however, which silences the jester, it may seem,
+must be a good one. And we are desired to believe that, in this case,
+the baffled assailant rode off in a spirit of benign candor, saying
+aloud to himself, like the excellent philosopher that he evidently was,
+'Caught a Tartar!'
+
+But another story of a sporting baronet, who was besides a Member of
+Parliament, is much worse, and altogether degrading to Coleridge.
+This gentleman, by way of showing off before a party of ladies, is
+represented as insulting Coleridge by putting questions to him on the
+qualities of his horse, so as to draw the animal's miserable defects
+into public notice, and then closing his display by demanding what he
+would take for the horse 'including the rider.' The supposed reply
+of Coleridge might seem good to those who understand nothing of true
+dignity; for, as an _impromptu_, it was smart and even caustic. The
+baronet, it seems, was reputed to have been bought by the minister; and
+the reader will at once divine that the retort took advantage of that
+current belief, so as to throw back the sarcasm, by proclaiming that
+neither horse nor rider had a price placarded in the market at which any
+man could become their purchaser. But this was not the temper in which
+Coleridge either did reply, or could have replied. Coleridge showed, in
+the _spirit_ of his manner, a profound sensibility to the nature of
+a gentleman; and he felt too justly what it became a self-respecting
+person to say, ever to have aped the sort of flashy fencing which might
+seem fine to a theatrical blood.
+
+Another story is self-refuted: 'A hired partisan' had come to one of
+Coleridge's political lectures with the express purpose of bringing the
+lecturer into trouble; and most preposterously he laid himself open
+to his own snare by refusing to pay for admission. Spies must be poor
+artists who proceed thus. Upon which Coleridge remarked--'That, before
+the gentleman kicked up a dust, surely he would down with the dust.'
+So far the story will not do. But what follows is possible enough.
+The _same_ 'hired' gentleman, by way of giving unity to the tale, is
+described as having hissed. Upon this a cry arose of 'Turn him out!' But
+Coleridge interfered to protect him; he insisted on the man's right to
+hiss if he thought fit; it was legal to hiss; it was natural to hiss;
+'for what is to be expected, gentlemen, when the cool waters of reason
+come in contact with red-hot aristocracy, but a hiss?' _Euge!_
+
+Amongst all the anecdotes, however of this splendid man, often trivial,
+often incoherent, often unauthenticated, there is one which strikes us
+as both true and interesting; and we are grateful to Mr. Gillman for
+preserving it. We find it introduced, and partially authenticated, by
+the following sentence from Coleridge himself:--'From eight to fourteen
+I was a playless day-dreamer, a _helluo librorum_; my appetite for which
+was indulged by a singular incident. A stranger, who was struck by my
+conversation, made me free of a circulating library in King's Street,
+Cheapside.' The more circumstantial explanation of Mr. Gillman is this:
+`The incident indeed was singular. Going down the Strand, in one of his
+day-dreams, fancying himself swimming across the Hellespont, thrusting
+his hands before him as in the act of swimming, his hand came in contact
+with a gentleman's pocket. The gentleman seized his hand, turning round,
+and looking at him with some anger--"What! so young, and yet so wicked?"
+at the same time accused him of an attempt to pick his pocket. The
+frightened boy sobbed out his denial of the intention, and explained to
+him how he thought himself Leander swimming across the Hellespont. The
+gentleman was so struck and delighted with the novelty of the thing, and
+with the simplicity and intelligence of the boy, that he subscribed,
+as before stated, to the library; in consequence of which Coleridge was
+further enabled to indulge his love of reading.'
+
+We fear that this slovenly narrative is the very perfection of bad
+story-telling. But the story itself is striking, and, by the very
+oddness of the incidents, not likely to have been invented. The effect,
+from the position of the two parties--on the one side, a simple child
+from Devonshire, dreaming in the Strand that he was swimming over from
+Sestos to Abydos, and, on the other, the experienced man, dreaming
+only of this world, its knaves and its thieves, but still kind and
+generous--is beautiful and picturesque. _Oh! si sic omnia!_
+
+But the most interesting to us of the _personalities_ connected with
+Coleridge are his feuds and his personal dislikes. Incomprehensible to
+us is the war of extermination which Coleridge made upon the political
+economists. Did Sir James Steuart, in speaking of vine-dressers, (not
+_as_ vine-dressers, but generally as cultivators,) tell his readers,
+that, if such a man simply replaced his own consumption, having no
+surplus whatever or increment for the public capital, he could not be
+considered a useful citizen? Not the beast in the Revelation is held up
+by Coleridge as more hateful to the spirit of truth than the Jacobite
+baronet. And yet we know of an author--viz., one S. T. Coleridge--who
+repeated that same doctrine without finding any evil in it. Look at the
+first part of the _Wallenstein_, where Count Isolani having said, 'Pooh!
+we are _all_ his subjects,' _i. e._, soldiers, (though unproductive
+laborers,) not less than productive peasants, the emperor's envoy
+replies--'Yet with a difference, general;' and the difference implies
+Sir James's scale, his vine-dresser being the equatorial case between
+the two extremes of the envoy. Malthus again, in his population-book,
+contends for a mathematic difference between animal and vegetable life,
+in respect to the law of increase, as though the first increased by
+geometrical ratios, the last by arithmetical! No proposition more
+worthy of laughter; since both, when permitted to expand, increase
+by geometrical ratios, and the latter by much higher ratios. Whereas,
+Malthus persuaded himself of his crotchet simply by refusing the
+requisite condition in the vegetable case, and granting it in the
+other. If you take a few grains of wheat, and are required to plant all
+successive generations of their produce in the same flower-pot for ever,
+of course you neutralize its expansion by your own act of arbitrary
+limitation. [Footnote: Malthus would have rejoined by saying--that the
+flowerpot limitation was the actual limitation of nature in our present
+circumstances. In America it is otherwise, he would say, but England
+is the very flowerpot you suppose; she is a flowerpot which cannot be
+multiplied, and cannot even be enlarged. Very well, so be it (which we
+say in order to waive irrelevant disputes). But then the true inference
+will be--not that vegetable increase proceeds under a different law from
+that which governs animal increase, but that, through an accident of
+position, the experiment cannot be tried in England. Surely the levers
+of Archimedes, with submission to Sir Edward B. Lytton, were not the
+less levers because he wanted the _locum standi_. It is proper, by the
+way, that we should inform the reader of this generation where to look
+for Coleridge's skirmishings with Malthus. They are to be found chiefly
+in the late Mr. William Hazlitt's work on that subject: a work which
+Coleridge so far claimed as to assert that it had been substantially
+made up from his own conversation.] But so you would do, if you tried
+the case of _animal_ increase by still exterminating all but one
+replacing couple of parents. This is not to try, but merely a pretence
+of trying, one order of powers against another. That was folly. But
+Coleridge combated this idea in a manner so obscure, that nobody
+understood it. And leaving these speculative conundrums, in coming to
+the great practical interests afloat in the Poor Laws, Coleridge did so
+little real work, that he left, as a _res integra_, to Dr. Alison,
+the capital argument that legal and _adequate_ provision for the poor,
+whether impotent poor or poor accidentally out of work, does not extend
+pauperism--no, but is the one great resource for putting it down. Dr.
+Alison's overwhelming and _experimental_ manifestations of that truth
+have prostrated Malthus and his generation for ever. This comes of not
+attending to the Latin maxim--'_Hoc_ age'--mind the object before you.
+Dr. Alison, a wise man, '_hoc_ egit:' Coleridge '_aliud_ egit.' And we
+see the result. In a case which suited him, by interesting his peculiar
+feeling, Coleridge could command
+
+ 'Attention full ten times as much as there needs.'
+
+But search documents, value evidence, or thresh out bushels of
+statistical tables, Coleridge could not, any more than he could ride
+with Elliot's dragoons.
+
+Another instance of Coleridge's inaptitude for such studies as political
+economy is found in his fancy, by no means 'rich and rare,' but meagre
+and trite, that taxes can never injure public prosperity by mere excess
+of quantity; if they injure, we are to conclude that it must be by their
+quality and mode of operation, or by their false appropriation, (as,
+for instance, if they are sent out of the country and spent abroad.)
+Because, says Coleridge, if the taxes are exhaled from the country as
+vapors, back they come in drenching showers. Twenty pounds ascend in a
+Scotch mist to the Chancellor of the Exchequer from Leeds; but does it
+evaporate? Not at all: By return of post down comes an order for twenty
+pounds' worth of Leeds cloth, on account of Government, seeing that
+the poor men of the ----th regiment want new gaiters. True; but of this
+return twenty pounds, not more than four will be profit, _i.e._, surplus
+accruing to the public capital; whereas, of the original twenty pounds,
+every shilling was surplus. The same unsound fancy has been many times
+brought forward; often in England, often in France. But it is curious,
+that its first appearance upon any stage was precisely two centuries
+ago, when as yet political economy slept with the pre-Adamites, viz., in
+the Long Parliament. In a quarto volume of the debates during 1644-45,
+printed as an independent work, will be found the same identical
+doctrine, supported very sonorously by the same little love of an
+illustration from the see-saw of mist and rain.
+
+Political economy was not Coleridge's forte. In politics he was happier.
+In mere personal politics, he (like every man when reviewed from a
+station distant by forty years) will often appear to have erred; nay,
+he will be detected and nailed in error. But this is the necessity of us
+all. Keen are the refutations of time. And absolute results to posterity
+are the fatal touchstone of opinions in the past. It is undeniable,
+besides, that Coleridge had strong personal antipathies, for instance,
+to Messrs. Pitt and Dundas. Yet _why_, we never could understand. We
+once heard him tell a story upon Windermere, to the late Mr. Curwen,
+then M. P. for Workington, which was meant, apparently, to account
+for this feeling. The story amounted to this; that, when a freshman at
+Cambridge, Mr. Pitt had wantonly amused himself at a dinner party
+in Trinity, in smashing with filberts (discharged in showers like
+grape-shot) a most costly dessert set of cut glass, from which
+Samuel Taylor Coleridge argued a principle of destructiveness in his
+_cerebellum_. Now, if this dessert set belonged to some poor suffering
+Trinitarian, and not to himself, we are of opinion that he was faulty,
+and ought, upon his own great subsequent maxim, to have been coerced
+into 'indemnity for the past, and security for the future.' But, besides
+that this glassy _mythus_ belongs to an aera fifteen years earlier than
+Coleridge's so as to justify a shadow of scepticism, we really cannot
+find, in such an _escapade_ under the boiling blood of youth, any
+sufficient justification of that withering malignity towards the name
+of Pitt, which runs through Coleridge's famous _Fire, Famine,
+and Slaughter_. As this little viperous _jeu-d'esprit_ (published
+anonymously) subsequently became the subject of a celebrated
+after-dinner discussion in London, at which Coleridge (_comme de
+raison_) was the chief speaker, the reader of this generation may wish
+to know the question at issue; and in order to judge of _that_, he must
+know the outline of this devil's squib. The writer brings upon the scene
+three pleasant young ladies, viz., Miss Fire, Miss Famine, and Miss
+Slaughter. 'What are you up to? What's the row?'--we may suppose to
+be the introductory question of the poet. And the answer of the ladies
+makes us aware that they are fresh from larking in Ireland, and
+in France. A glorious spree they had; lots of fun; and laughter _a
+discretion_. At all times _gratus puellae risus ab angulo_; so that we
+listen to their little gossip with interest. They had been setting
+men, it seems, by the ears; and the drollest little atrocities they do
+certainly report. Not but we have seen better in the Nenagh paper, so
+far as Ireland is concerned. But the pet little joke was in La Vendee.
+Miss Famine, who is the girl for our money, raises the question--whether
+any of them can tell the name of the leader and prompter to these high
+jinks of hell--if so, let her whisper it.
+
+ 'Whisper it, sister, so and so,
+ In a dark hint--distinct and low.'
+
+Upon which the playful Miss Slaughter replies:--
+
+ 'Letters _four_ do form his name.
+ * * * * *
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And I have drunk the blood since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+
+Good: but the sting of the hornet lies in the conclusion. If this
+quadriliteral man had done so much for _them_, (though really, we think,
+6s. 8d. might have settled his claim,) what, says Fire, setting her arms
+a-kimbo, would they do for _him_? Slaughter replies, rather crustily,
+that, as far as a good kicking would go--or (says Famine) a little
+matter of tearing to pieces by the mob--they would be glad to take
+tickets at his benefit. 'How, you bitches!' says Fire, 'is that all?
+
+ 'I alone am faithful; I
+ _Cling to him everlastingly_.'
+
+The sentiment is diabolical. And the question argued at the London
+dinner-table was--Could the writer have been other than a devil? The
+dinner was at the late excellent Mr. Sotheby's, known advantageously in
+those days as the translator of Wieland's _Oberon_. Several of the great
+guns amongst the literary body were present; in particular, Sir
+Walter Scott; and he, we believe, with his usual good-nature, took the
+apologetic side of the dispute. In fact, he was in the secret. Nobody
+else, barring the author, knew at first whose good name was at stake.
+The scene must have been high. The company kicked about the poor
+diabolic writer's head as if it had been a tennis-ball. Coleridge, the
+yet unknown criminal, absolutely perspired and fumed in pleading for the
+defendant; the company demurred; the orator grew urgent; wits began to
+_smoke_ the case, as active verbs; the advocate to _smoke_, as a neuter
+verb; the 'fun grew fast and furious;' until at length _delinquent
+arose_, burning tears in his eyes, and confessed to an audience, (now
+bursting with stifled laughter, but whom he supposed to be bursting with
+fiery indignation,) 'Lo! I am he that wrote it.'
+
+For our own parts, we side with Coleridge. Malice is not always of the
+heart. There is a malice of the understanding and the fancy. Neither do
+we think the worse of a man for having invented the most horrible and
+old-woman-troubling curse that demons ever listened to. We are too apt
+to swear horribly ourselves; and often have we frightened the cat, to
+say nothing of the kettle, by our shocking [far too shocking!] oaths.
+
+There were other celebrated men whom Coleridge detested, or seemed
+to detest--Paley, Sir Sidney Smith, Lord Hutchinson, (the last Lord
+Donoughmore,) and Cuvier. To Paley it might seem as if his antipathy had
+been purely philosophic; but we believe that partly it was personal;
+and it tallies with this belief, that, in his earliest political tracts,
+Coleridge charged the archdeacon repeatedly with his own joke, as if
+it had been a serious saying, viz.--'That he could not afford to keep
+a conscience;' such luxuries, like a carriage, for instance, being
+obviously beyond the finances of poor men.
+
+With respect to the philosophic question between the parties, as to the
+grounds of moral election, we hope it is no treason to suggest that both
+were perhaps in error. Against Paley, it occurs at once that he himself
+would not have made consequences the _practical_ test in valuing the
+morality of an act, since these can very seldom be traced at all up to
+the final stages, and in the earliest stages are exceedingly different
+under different circumstances; so that the same act, tried by its
+consequences, would bear a fluctuating appreciation. This could not have
+been Paley's _revised_ meaning. Consequently, had he been pressed
+by opposition, it would have come out, that by _test_ he meant only
+_speculative_ test: a very harmless doctrine certainly, but useless
+and impertinent to any purpose of his system. The reader may catch our
+meaning in the following illustration. It is a matter of general belief,
+that happiness, upon the whole, follows in a higher degree from constant
+integrity, than from the closest attention to self-interest. Now
+happiness is one of those consequences which Paley meant by final or
+remotest. But we could never use this idea as an exponent of integrity,
+or interchangeable criterion, because happiness cannot be ascertained or
+appreciated except upon long tracts of time, whereas the particular act
+of integrity depends continually upon the election of the moment. No
+man, therefore, could venture to lay down as a rule, Do what makes you
+happy; use this as your test of actions, satisfied that in that case
+always you will do the thing which is right. For he cannot discern
+independently what _will_ make him happy; and he must decide on the
+spot. The use of the _nexus_ between morality and happiness must
+therefore be inverted; it is not practical or prospective, but simply
+retrospective; and in that form it says no more than the good old rules
+hallowed in every cottage. But this furnishes no practical guide for
+moral election which a man had not, before he ever thought of this
+_nexus_. In the sense in which it is true, we need not go to the
+professor's chair for this maxim; in the sense in which it would serve
+Paley, it is absolutely false.
+
+On the other hand, as against Coleridge, it is certain that many acts
+could be mentioned which are judged to be good or bad only because their
+consequences are known to be so, whilst the great catholic acts of life
+are entirely (and, if we may so phrase it, haughtily) independent of
+consequences. For instance, fidelity to a trust is a law of immutable
+morality subject to no casuistry whatever. You have been left executor
+to a friend--you are to pay over his last legacy to X, though a
+dissolute scoundrel; and you are to give no shilling of it to the
+poor brother of X, though a good man, and a wise man, struggling
+with adversity. You are absolutely excluded from all contemplation of
+results. It was your deceased friend's right to make the will; it is
+yours simply to see it executed. Now, in opposition to this primary
+class of actions stands another, such as the habit of intoxication,
+which are known to be wrong only by observing the consequences. If
+drunkenness did not terminate, after some years, in producing bodily
+weakness, irritability in the temper, and so forth, it would _not_ be a
+vicious act. And accordingly, if a transcendent motive should arise in
+favor of drunkenness, as that it would enable you to face a degree of
+cold, or contagion, else menacing to life, a duty would arise, _pro hac
+vice_, of getting drunk. We had an amiable friend who suffered under
+the infirmity of cowardice; an awful coward he was when sober; but,
+when very drunk, he had courage enough for the Seven Champions of
+Christendom, Therefore, in an emergency, where he knew himself suddenly
+loaded with the responsibility of defending a family, we approved highly
+of his getting drunk. But to violate a trust could never become right
+under any change of circumstances. Coleridge, however, altogether
+overlooked this distinction: which, on the other hand, stirring in
+Paley's mind, but never brought out to distinct consciousness, nor ever
+investigated, nor limited, has undermined his system. Perhaps it is not
+very important how a man _theorizes_ upon morality; happily for us all,
+God has left no man in such questions practically to the guidance of his
+understanding; but still, considering that academic bodies _are_
+partly instituted for the support of speculative truth as well as truth
+practical, we must think it a blot upon the splendor of Oxford and
+Cambridge that both of them, in a Christian land, make Paley the
+foundation of their ethics; the alternative being Aristotle. And, in
+our mind, though far inferior as a moralist to the Stoics, Aristotle is
+often less of a pagan than Paley.
+
+Coleridge's dislike to Sir Sidney Smith and the Egyptian Lord Hutchinson
+fell under the category of Martial's case.
+
+ 'Non amo te, Sabidi, nec possum dicere quare,
+ Hoc solum novi--non amo te, Sabidi.'
+
+Against Lord Hutchinson, we never heard him plead anything of moment,
+except that he was finically Frenchified in his diction; of which he
+gave this instance--that having occasion to notice a brick wall, (which
+was literally _that_, not more and not less,) when reconnoitring the
+French defences, he called it a _revetement_. And we ourselves remember
+his using the French word _gloriole_ rather ostentatiously; that is,
+when no particular emphasis attached to the case. But every man has his
+foibles; and few, perhaps, are less conspicuously annoying than this of
+Lord Hutchinson's. Sir Sidney's crimes were less distinctly revealed
+to our mind. As to Cuvier, Coleridge's hatred of _him_ was more to our
+taste; for (though quite unreasonable, we fear) it took the shape of
+patriotism. He insisted on it, that our British John Hunter was the
+genuine article, and that Cuvier was a humbug. Now, speaking privately
+to the public, we cannot go quite so far as _that_. But, when publicly
+we address that most respectable character, _en grand costume_,
+we always mean to back Coleridge. For we are a horrible John Bull
+ourselves. As Joseph Hume observes, it makes no difference to us--right
+or wrong, black or white--when our countrymen are concerned. And John
+Hunter, notwithstanding he had a bee in his bonnet, [Footnote: _Vide_,
+in particular, for the most exquisite specimen of pigheadedness that the
+world can furnish, his perverse evidence on the once famous case at the
+Warwick assizes, of Captain Donelan for poisoning his brother-in-law,
+Sir Theodosius Boughton.] was really a great man; though it will not
+follow that Cuvier must, therefore, have been a little one. We do not
+pretend to be acquainted with the tenth part of Cuvier's performances;
+but we suspect that Coleridge's range in that respect was not much
+greater than our own.
+
+Other cases of monomaniac antipathy we might revive from our
+recollections of Coleridge, had we a sufficient motive. But in
+compensation, and by way of redressing the balance, he had many strange
+likings--equally monomaniac--and, unaccountably, he chose to exhibit his
+whimsical partialities by dressing up, as it were, in his own clothes,
+such a set of scarecrows as eye has not beheld. Heavens! what an ark
+of unclean beasts would have been Coleridge's private _menagerie_
+of departed philosophers, could they all have been trotted out in
+succession! But did the reader feel them to be the awful bores which,
+in fact, they were? No; because Coleridge had blown upon these withered
+anatomies, through the blowpipe of his own creative genius, a stream of
+gas that swelled the tissue of their antediluvian wrinkles, forced color
+upon their cheeks, and splendor upon their sodden eyes. Such a process
+of ventriloquism never _has_ existed. He spoke by their organs. They
+were the tubes; and he forced through their wooden machinery his own
+Beethoven harmonies.
+
+First came Dr. Andrew Bell. We knew him. Was he dull? Is a wooden spoon
+dull? Fishy were his eyes; torpedinous was his manner; and his main
+idea, out of two which he really had, related to the moon--from which
+you infer, perhaps, that he was lunatic. By no means. It was no craze,
+under the influence of the moon, which possessed him; it was an idea of
+mere hostility to the moon. The Madras people, like many others, had an
+idea that she influenced the weather. Subsequently the Herschels,
+senior and junior, systematized this idea; and then the wrath of Andrew,
+previously in a crescent state, actually dilated to a plenilunar orb.
+The Westmoreland people (for at the lakes it was we knew him) expounded
+his condition to us by saying that he was 'maffled;' which word means
+'perplexed in the extreme.' His wrath did not pass into lunacy; it
+produced simple distraction; an uneasy fumbling with the idea; like that
+of an old superannuated dog who longs to worry, but cannot for want of
+teeth. In this condition you will judge that he was rather tedious. And
+in this condition Coleridge took him up. Andrew's other idea, because he
+_had_ two, related to education. Perhaps six-sevenths of that also came
+from Madras. No matter, Coleridge took _that_ up; Southey also; but
+Southey with his usual temperate fervor. Coleridge, on the other
+hand, found celestial marvels both in the scheme and in the man. Then
+commenced the apotheosis of Andrew Bell: and because it happened that
+his opponent, Lancaster, between ourselves, really _had_ stolen his
+ideas from Bell, what between the sad wickedness of Lancaster and the
+celestial transfiguration of Bell, gradually Coleridge heated himself to
+such an extent, that people, when referring to that subject, asked each
+other, 'Have you heard Coleridge lecture on _Bel and the Dragon_?'
+
+The next man glorified by Coleridge was John Woolman, the Quaker. Him,
+though we once possessed his works, it cannot be truly affirmed that
+we ever read. Try to read John, we often did; but read John we did not.
+This, however, you say, might be our fault, and not John's. Very likely.
+And we have a notion that now, with our wiser thoughts, we _should_ read
+John, if he were here on this table. It is certain that he was a good
+man, and one of the earliest in America, if not in Christendom, who
+lifted up his hand to protest against the slave-trade. But still, we
+suspect, that had John been all that Coleridge represented, he would
+not have repelled us from reading his travels in the fearful way that he
+did. But, again, we beg pardon, and entreat the earth of Virginia to lie
+light upon the remains of John Woolman; for he was an Israelite, indeed,
+in whom there was no guile.
+
+The third person raised to divine honors by Coleridge was Bowyer, the
+master of Christ's Hospital, London--a man whose name rises into
+the nostrils of all who knew him with the gracious odor of a
+tallow-chandler's melting-house upon melting day, and whose memory
+is embalmed in the hearty detestation of all his pupils. Coleridge
+describes this man as a profound critic. Our idea of him is different.
+We are of opinion that Bowyer was the greatest villain of the eighteenth
+century. We may be wrong; but we cannot be _far_ wrong. Talk of
+knouting indeed! which we did at the beginning of this paper in the
+mere playfulness of our hearts--and which the great master of the knout,
+Christopher, who visited men's trespasses like the Eumenides, never
+resorted to but in love for some great idea which had been outraged;
+why, this man knouted his way through life, from bloody youth up to
+truculent old age. Grim idol! whose altars reeked with children's blood,
+and whose dreadful eyes never smiled except as the stern goddess of the
+Thugs smiles, when the sound of human lamentations inhabits her ears.
+So much had the monster fed upon this great idea of 'flogging,' and
+transmuted it into the very nutriment of his heart, that he seems to
+have conceived the gigantic project of flogging all mankind; nay
+worse, for Mr. Gillman, on Coleridge's authority, tells us (p. 24) the
+following anecdote:--'"_Sirrah, I'll flog you_," were words so familiar
+to him, that on one occasion some _female_ friend of one of the boys,'
+(who had come on an errand of intercession,) 'still lingering at the
+door, after having been abruptly told to go, Bowyer exclaimed--"Bring
+that woman here, and I'll flog her."'
+
+To this horrid incarnation of whips and scourges, Coleridge, in his
+_Biographia Literaria_, ascribes ideas upon criticism and taste, which
+every man will recognise as the intense peculiarities of Coleridge.
+Could these notions really have belonged to Bowyer, then how do we know
+but he wrote _The Ancient Mariner_? Yet, on consideration, no. For even
+Coleridge admitted that, spite of his fine theorizing upon composition,
+Mr. Bowyer did not prosper in the practice. Of which he gave us this
+illustration; and as it is supposed to be the only specimen of the
+Bowyeriana which now survives in this sublunary world, we are glad to
+extend its glory. It is the most curious example extant of the melodious
+in sound:--
+
+ ''Twas thou that smooth'd'st the rough-rugg'd bed of pain.'
+
+'Smooth'd'st!' Would the teeth of a crocodile not splinter under that
+word? It seems to us as if Mr. Bowyer's verses ought to be boiled before
+they can be read. And when he says, 'Twas thou, what is the wretch
+talking to? Can he be apostrophizing the knout? We very much fear it.
+If so, then, you see (reader!) that, even when incapacitated by illness
+from operating, he still adores the image of his holy scourge, and
+invokes it as alone able to smooth 'his rough-rugg'd bed.' Oh,
+thou infernal Bowyer! upon whom even Trollope (_History of Christ's
+Hospital_) charges 'a discipline _tinctured_ with more than due
+severity;'--can there be any partners found for thee in a quadrille,
+except Draco, the bloody lawgiver, Bishop Bonner, and Mrs. Brownrigg?
+
+The next pet was Sir Alexander Ball. Concerning Bowyer, Coleridge did
+not talk much, but chiefly wrote; concerning Bell, he did not write
+much, but chiefly talked. Concerning Ball, however, he both wrote
+and talked. It was in vain to muse upon any plan for having Ball
+blackballed, or for rebelling against Bell. Think of a man, who had
+fallen into one pit called Bell; secondly, falling into another pit
+called Ball. This was too much. We were obliged to quote poetry against
+them:--
+
+ 'Letters four do form his name;
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And the nightmare I have felt since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+
+Not that we insinuate any disrespect to Sir Alexander Ball. He was
+about the foremost, we believe, in all good qualities, amongst Nelson's
+admirable captains at the Nile. He commanded a seventy-four most
+effectually in that battle; he governed Malta as well as Sancho governed
+Barataria; and he was a true practical philosopher--as, indeed, was
+Sancho. But still, by all that we could ever learn, Sir Alexander had
+no taste for the abstract upon any subject; and would have read, as
+mere delirious wanderings, those philosophic opinions which Coleridge
+fastened like wings upon his respectable, but astounded, shoulders.
+
+We really beg pardon for having laughed a little at these crazes of
+Coleridge. But laugh we did, of mere necessity, in those days, at
+Bell and Ball, whenever we did not groan. And, as the same precise
+alternative offered itself now, viz., that, in recalling the case, we
+must reverberate either the groaning or the laughter, we presumed the
+reader would vote for the last. Coleridge, we are well convinced, owed
+all these wandering and exaggerated estimates of men--these diseased
+impulses, that, like the _mirage_, showed lakes and fountains where
+in reality there were only arid deserts, to the derangements worked by
+opium. But now, for the sake of change, let us pass to another topic.
+Suppose we say a word or two on Coleridge's accomplishments as a
+scholar. We are not going to enter on so large a field as that of his
+scholarship in connection with his philosophic labors, scholarship in
+the result; not this, but scholarship in the means and machinery, range
+of _verbal_ scholarship, is what we propose for a moment's review.
+
+For instance, what sort of a German scholar was Coleridge? We dare
+say that, because in his version of the _Wallenstein_ there are some
+inaccuracies, those who may have noticed them will hold him cheap in
+this particular pretension. But, to a certain degree, they will be
+wrong. Coleridge was not _very_ accurate in anything but in the use of
+logic. All his philological attainments were imperfect. He did not
+talk German; or so obscurely--and, if he attempted to speak fast, so
+erroneously--that in his second sentence, when conversing with a German
+lady of rank, he contrived to assure her that in his humble opinion she
+was a ----. Hard it is to fill up the hiatus decorously; but, in fact,
+the word very coarsely expressed that she was no better than she should
+be. Which reminds us of a parallel misadventure to a German, whose
+colloquial English had been equally neglected. Having obtained an
+interview with an English lady, he opened his business (whatever it
+might be) thus--'High-born madam, since your husband have kicked de
+bucket'----'Sir!' interrupted the lady, astonished and displeased. 'Oh,
+pardon!--nine, ten thousand pardon! Now, I make new beginning--quite
+oder beginning. Madam, since your husband have cut his stick'----It may
+be supposed that this did not mend matters; and, reading that in the
+lady's countenance, the German drew out an octavo dictionary, and said,
+perspiring with shame at having a second time missed fire,--'Madam,
+since your husband have gone to kingdom come'----This he said
+beseechingly; but the lady was past propitiation by this time, and
+rapidly moved towards the door. Things had now reached a crisis; and, if
+something were not done quickly, the game was up. Now, therefore, taking
+a last hurried look at his dictionary, the German flew after the lady,
+crying out in a voice of despair--'Madam, since your husband, your most
+respected husband, have hopped de twig'----This was his sheet-anchor;
+and, as this also _came home_, of course the poor man was totally
+wrecked. It turned out that the dictionary he had used (Arnold's, we
+think,)--a work of a hundred years back, and, from mere ignorance,
+giving slang translations from Tom Brown, L'Estrange, and other jocular
+writers--had put down the verb _sterben (to die)_ with the following
+worshipful series of equivalents--1. To kick the bucket; 2. To cut one's
+stick; 3. To go to kingdom come; 4. To hop the twig.
+
+But, though Coleridge did not pretend to any fluent command of
+conversational German, he read it with great ease. His knowledge
+of German literature was, indeed, too much limited by his rare
+opportunities for commanding anything like a well-mounted library. And
+particularly it surprised us that Coleridge knew little or nothing of
+John Paul (Richter). But his acquaintance with the German philosophic
+masters was extensive. And his valuation of many individual German words
+or phrases was delicate and sometimes profound.
+
+As a Grecian, Coleridge must be estimated with a reference to the state
+and standard of Greek literature at that time and in this country.
+Porson had not yet raised our ideal. The earliest laurels of Coleridge
+were gathered, however, in that field. Yet no man will, at this day,
+pretend that the Greek of his prize ode is sufferable. Neither did
+Coleridge ever become an accurate Grecian in later times, when better
+models of scholarship, and better aids to scholarship, had begun
+to multiply. But still we must assert this point of superiority for
+Coleridge, that, whilst he never was what may be called a well-mounted
+scholar in any department of verbal scholarship, he yet displayed
+sometimes a brilliancy of conjectural sagacity, and a felicity of
+philosophic investigation, even in this path, such as better scholars do
+not often attain, and of a kind which cannot be learned from books. But,
+as respects his accuracy, again we must recall to the reader the state
+of Greek literature in England during Coleridge's youth; and, in all
+equity, as a means of placing Coleridge in the balances, specifically we
+must recall the state of Greek metrical composition at that period.
+
+To measure the condition of Greek literature even in Cambridge, about
+the initial period of Coleridge, we need only look back to the several
+translations of Gray's _Elegy_ by three (if not four) of the reverend
+gentlemen at that time attached to Eton College. Mathias, no very great
+scholar himself in this particular field, made himself merry, in his
+_Pursuits of Literature_, with these Eton translations. In that he was
+right. But he was _not_ right in praising a contemporary translation by
+Cook, who (we believe) was the immediate predecessor of Porson in
+the Greek chair. As a specimen of this translation, [Footnote: It was
+printed at the end of Aristotle's _Poetics_, which Dr. Cook edited.] we
+cite one stanza; and we cannot be supposed to select unfairly, because
+it is the stanza which Mathias praises in extravagant terms. "Here,"
+says he, "Gray, Cook, and Nature, do seem to contend for the mastery."
+The English quatrain must be familiar to every body:--
+
+ "The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow'r,
+ And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave,
+ Await alike the inevitable hour:
+ The paths of glory lead but to the grave."
+
+And the following, we believe, though quoting from a thirty-three years'
+recollection of it, is the exact Greek version of Cook:--
+
+ 'A charis eugenon, charis a basilaeidos achas
+ Lora tuchaes chryseaes, Aphroditaes kala ta dora,
+ Paith ama tauta tethiake, kai eiden morsimon amar
+ Proon kle olole, kai ocheto xunon es Adaen.'
+
+Now really these verses, by force of a little mosaic tesselation from
+genuine Greek sources, pass fluently over the tongue; but can they be
+considered other than a _cento_? Swarms of English schoolboys, at this
+day, would not feel very proud to adopt them. In fact, we remember (at a
+period say twelve years later than this) some iambic verses, which were
+really composed by a boy, viz., a son of Dr. Prettyman, (afterwards
+Tomline,) Bishop of Winchester, and, in earlier times, private tutor to
+Mr. Pitt; they were published by Middleton, first Bishop of Calcutta,
+in the preface to his work on the Greek article; and for racy idiomatic
+Greek, self-originated, and not a mere mocking-bird's iteration of alien
+notes, are so much superior to all the attempts of these sexagenarian
+doctors, as distinctly to mark the growth of a new era and a new
+generation in this difficult accomplishment, within the first decennium
+of this century. It is singular that only one blemish is suggested by
+any of the contemporary critics in Dr. Cook's verses, viz., in the
+word _xunon_, for which this critic proposes to substitute _ooinon_,
+to prevent, as he observes, the last syllable of _ocheto_ from being
+lengthened by the _x_. Such considerations as these are necessary to the
+_trutinae castigatio_, before we can value Coleridge's place on the scale
+of his own day; which day, _quoad hoc_, be it remembered, was 1790.
+
+As to French, Coleridge read it with too little freedom to find pleasure
+in French literature. Accordingly, we never recollect his referring for
+any purpose, either of argument or illustration, to a French classic.
+Latin, from his regular scholastic training, naturally he read with a
+scholar's fluency; and indeed, he read constantly in authors, such as
+Petrarch, Erasmus, Calvin, &c., whom he could not then have found in
+translations. But Coleridge had not cultivated an acquaintance with the
+delicacies of classic Latinity. And it is remarkable that Wordsworth,
+educated most negligently at Hawkshead school, subsequently by reading
+the lyric poetry of Horace, simply for his own delight as a student of
+composition, made himself a master of Latinity in its most difficult
+form; whilst Coleridge, trained regularly in a great Southern school,
+never carried his Latin to any classical polish.
+
+There is another accomplishment of Coleridge's, less broadly open to
+the judgment of this generation, and not at all of the next--viz., his
+splendid art of conversation, on which it will be interesting to say a
+word. Ten years ago, when the music of this rare performance had not yet
+ceased to vibrate in men's ears, what a sensation was gathering amongst
+the educated classes on this particular subject! What a tumult of
+anxiety prevailed to 'hear Mr. Coleridge'--or even to talk with a man
+who _had_ heard him! Had he lived till this day, not Paganini would have
+been so much sought after. That sensation is now decaying; because a new
+generation has emerged during the ten years since his death. But many
+still remain whose sympathy (whether of curiosity in those who did _not_
+know him, or of admiration in those who _did_) still reflects as in a
+mirror the great stir upon this subject which then was moving in the
+world. To these, if they should inquire for the great distinguishing
+principle of Coleridge's conversation, we might say that it was the
+power of vast combination 'in linked sweetness long drawn out.'
+He gathered into focal concentration the largest body of objects,
+_apparently_ disconnected, that any man ever yet, by any magic, could
+assemble, or, _having_ assembled, could manage. His great fault was,
+that, by not opening sufficient spaces for reply or suggestion, or
+collateral notice, he not only narrowed his own field, but he grievously
+injured the final impression. For when men's minds are purely passive,
+when they are not allowed to re-act, then it is that they collapse most,
+and that their sense of what is said must ever be feeblest. Doubtless
+there must have been great conversational masters elsewhere, and at many
+periods; but in this lay Coleridge's characteristic advantage, that he
+was a great natural power, and also a great artist. He was a power in
+the art, and he carried a new art into the power.
+
+But now, finally--having left ourselves little room for more--one or two
+words on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+
+We have not often read a sentence falling from a wise man with
+astonishment so profound, as that particular one in a letter of
+Coleridge's to Mr. Gillman, which speaks of the effort to wean
+one's-self from opium as a trivial task. There are, we believe, several
+such passages. But we refer to that one in particular which assumes
+that a single 'week' will suffice for the whole process of so mighty a
+revolution. Is indeed leviathan _so_ tamed? In that case the quarantine
+of the opium-eater might be finished within Coleridge's time, and
+with Coleridge's romantic ease. But mark the contradictions of this
+extraordinary man. Not long ago we were domesticated with a venerable
+rustic, strong-headed, but incurably obstinate in his prejudices, who
+treated the whole body of medical men as ignorant pretenders, knowing
+absolutely nothing of the system which they professed to superintend.
+This, you will remark, is no very singular case. No; nor, as we believe,
+is the antagonist case of ascribing to such men magical powers. Nor,
+what is worse still, the co-existence of both cases in the same mind,
+as in fact happened here. For this same obstinate friend of ours, who
+treated all medical pretensions as the mere jest of the universe, every
+'third day was exacting from his own medical attendants some exquisite
+_tour-de-force_, as that they should know or should do something,
+which, if they _had_ known or done, all men would have suspected them
+reasonably of magic. He rated the whole medical body as infants; and
+yet what he exacted from them every third day as a matter of course,
+virtually presumed them to be the only giants within the whole range of
+science. Parallel and equal is the contradiction of Coleridge. He speaks
+of opium excess, his own excess, we mean--the excess of twenty-five
+years--as a thing to be laid aside easily and for ever within seven
+days; and yet, on the other hand, he describes it pathetically,
+sometimes with a frantic pathos, as the scourge, the curse, the one
+almighty blight which had desolated his life.
+
+This shocking contradiction we need not press. All readers will see
+_that_. But some will ask--Was Mr. Coleridge right in either view?
+Being so atrociously wrong in the first notion, (viz., that the opium
+of twenty-five years was a thing easily to be forsworn,) where a child
+could know that he was wrong, was he even altogether right, secondly,
+in believing that his own life, root and branch, had been withered by
+opium? For it will not follow, because, with a relation to happiness and
+tranquillity, a man may have found opium his curse, that therefore, as
+a creature of energies and great purposes, he must have been the wreck
+which he seems to suppose. Opium gives and takes away. It defeats the
+_steady_ habit of exertion, but it creates spasms of irregular exertion;
+it ruins the natural power of life, but it develops preternatural
+paroxysms of intermitting power. Let us ask of any man who holds that
+not Coleridge himself but the world, as interested in Coleridge's
+usefulness, has suffered by his addiction to opium; whether he is aware
+of the way in which opium affected Coleridge; and secondly, whether
+he is aware of the actual contributions to literature--how large they
+were--which Coleridge made _in spite_ of opium. All who were intimate
+with Coleridge must remember the fits of genial animation which were
+created continually in his manner and in his buoyancy of thought by a
+recent or by an _extra_ dose of the omnipotent drug. A lady, who knew
+nothing experimentally of opium, once told us, that she 'could tell when
+Mr. Coleridge had taken too much opium by his shining countenance.' She
+was right; we know that mark of opium excesses well, and the cause of
+it; or at least we believe the cause to lie in the quickening of the
+insensible perspiration which accumulates and glistens on the face. Be
+that as it may, a criterion it was that could not deceive us as to the
+condition of Coleridge. And uniformly in that condition he made his most
+effective intellectual displays. It is true that he might not be happy
+under this fiery animation, and we fully believe that he was not. Nobody
+is happy under laudanum except for a very short term of years. But in
+what way did that operate upon his exertions as a writer? We are of
+opinion that it killed Coleridge as a poet. 'The harp of Quantock' was
+silenced for ever by the torment of opium. But proportionably it roused
+and stung by misery his metaphysical instincts into more spasmodic life.
+Poetry can flourish only in the atmosphere of happiness. But subtle and
+perplexed investigations of difficult problems are amongst the commonest
+resources for beguiling the sense of misery. And for this we have the
+direct authority of Coleridge himself speculating on his own case.
+In the beautiful though unequal ode entitled _Dejection_, stanza six,
+occurs the following passage:
+
+ 'For not to think of what I needs must feel,
+ But to be still and patient all I can;
+ _And haply by abstruse research to steal
+ From my own nature all the natural man_--
+ This was my sole resource, my only plan;
+ Till that, which suits a part, infects the whole,
+ And now is almost grown the habit of my soul.'
+
+Considering the exquisite quality of some poems which Coleridge has
+composed, nobody can grieve (or _has_ grieved) more than ourselves, at
+seeing so beautiful a fountain choked up with weeds. But had Coleridge
+been a happier man, it is our fixed belief that we should have had far
+less of his philosophy, and perhaps, but not certainly, might have
+had more of his general literature. In the estimate of the public,
+doubtless, _that_ will seem a bad exchange. Every man to his taste.
+Meantime, what we wish to show is, that the loss was not absolute,
+but merely relative.
+
+It is urged, however, that, even on his philosophic speculations, opium
+operated unfavorably in one respect, by often causing him to leave them
+unfinished. This is true. Whenever Coleridge (being highly charged,
+or saturated, with opium) had written with distempered vigor upon any
+question, there occurred soon after a recoil of intense disgust, not
+from his own paper only, but even from the subject. All opium-eaters are
+tainted with the infirmity of leaving works unfinished, and suffering
+reactions of disgust. But Coleridge taxed himself with that infirmity in
+verse before he could at all have commenced opium-eating. Besides, it is
+too much assumed by Coleridge and by his biographer, that to leave off
+opium was of course to regain juvenile health. But all opium-eaters make
+the mistake of supposing every pain or irritation which they suffer to
+be the product of opium. Whereas a wise man will say, suppose you _do_
+leave off opium, that will not deliver you from the load of years (say
+sixty-three) which you carry on your back. Charles Lamb, another man of
+true genius, and another head belonging to the Blackwood Gallery, made
+that mistake in his _Confessions of a Drunkard_. 'I looked back,' says
+he, 'to the time when always, on waking in the morning, I had a song
+rising to my lips.' At present, it seems, being a drunkard, he has no
+such song. Ay, dear Lamb, but note this, that the drunkard was fifty-six
+years old, the songster was twenty-three. Take twenty-three from
+fifty-six, and we have some reason to believe that thirty-three will
+remain; which period of thirty-three years is a pretty good reason for
+not singing in the morning, even if brandy has been out of the question.
+
+It is singular, as respects Coleridge, that Mr. Gillman never says one
+word upon the event of the great Highgate experiment for leaving off
+laudanum, though Coleridge came to Mr. Gillman's for no other purpose;
+and in a week, this vast creation of new earth, sea, and all that in
+them is, was to have been accomplished. We _rayther_ think, as Bayley
+junior observes, that the explosion must have hung fire. But _that_ is
+a trifle. We have another pleasing hypothesis on the subject. Mr.
+Wordsworth, in his exquisite lines written on a fly-leaf of his own
+_Castle of Indolence_, having described Coleridge as 'a noticeable man
+with large grey eyes,' goes on to say, 'He' (viz., Coleridge) 'did that
+other man entice' to view his imagery. Now we are sadly afraid that 'the
+noticeable man with large grey eyes' did entice 'that other man,' viz.,
+Gillman, to commence opium-eating. This is droll; and it makes us laugh
+horribly. Gillman should have reformed _him_; and lo! _he_ corrupts
+Gillman. S. T. Coleridge visited Highgate by way of being converted
+from the heresy of opium; and the issue is--that, in two months' time,
+various grave men, amongst whom our friend Gillman marches first in
+great pomp, are found to have faces shining and glorious as that of
+AEsculapius; a fact of which we have already explained the secret
+meaning. And scandal says (but then what will not scandal say?) that
+a hogshead of opium goes up daily through Highgate tunnel. Surely one
+corroboration of our hypothesis may be found in the fact, that Vol. I.
+of Gillman's Coleridge is for ever to stand unpropped by Vol. II. For we
+have already observed, that opium-eaters, though good fellows upon the
+whole, never finish anything.
+
+What then? A man has a right never to finish anything. Certainly he has;
+and by Magna Charta. But he has no right, by Magna Charta or by Parva
+Charta, to slander decent men, like ourselves and our friend the author
+of the _Opium Confessions_. Here it is that our complaint arises against
+Mr. Gillman. If he has taken to opium-eating, can we help _that_? If
+_his_ face shines, must our faces be blackened? He has very improperly
+published some intemperate passages from Coleridge's letters, which
+ought to have been considered confidential, unless Coleridge had
+left them for publication, charging upon the author of the _Opium
+Confessions_ a reckless disregard of the temptations which, in that
+work, he was scattering abroad amongst men. Now this author is connected
+with ourselves, and we cannot neglect his defence, unless in the case
+that he undertakes it himself.
+
+We complain, also, that Coleridge raises (and is backed by Mr. Gillman
+in raising) a distinction perfectly perplexing to us, between himself
+and the author of the _Opium Confessions_ upon the question--Why they
+severally began the practice of opium-eating? In himself, it seems, this
+motive was to relieve pain, whereas the Confessor was surreptitiously
+seeking for pleasure. Ay, indeed--where did he learn _that_? We have no
+copy of the _Confessions_ here, so we cannot quote chapter and verse;
+but we distinctly remember, that toothache is recorded in that book
+as the particular occasion which first introduced the author to the
+knowledge of opium. Whether afterwards, having been thus initiated
+by the demon of pain, the opium confessor did not apply powers thus
+discovered to purposes of mere pleasure, is a question for himself; and
+the same question applies with the same cogency to Coleridge. Coleridge
+began in rheumatic pains. What then? This is no proof that he did not
+end in voluptuousness. For our parts, we are slow to believe that ever
+any man did, or could, learn the somewhat awful truth, that in a certain
+ruby-colored elixir, there lurked a divine power to chase away the
+genius of ennui, without subsequently abusing this power. To taste but
+once from the tree of knowledge, is fatal to the subsequent power
+of abstinence. True it is, that generations have used laudanum as an
+anodyne, (for instance, hospital patients,) who have not afterwards
+courted its powers as a voluptuous stimulant; but that, be sure, has
+arisen from no abstinence in _them_. There are, in fact, two classes of
+temperaments as to this terrific drug--those which are, and those which
+are not, preconformed to its power; those which genially expand to its
+temptations, and those which frostily exclude them. Not in the energies
+of the will, but in the qualities of the nervous organization, lies
+the dread arbitration of--Fall or stand: doomed thou art to yield; or,
+strengthened constitutionally, to resist. Most of those who have but a
+low sense of the spells lying couchant in opium, have practically none
+at all. For the initial fascination is for _them_ effectually defeated
+by the sickness which nature has associated with the first stages of
+opium-eating. But to that other class, whose nervous sensibilities
+vibrate to their profoundest depths under the first touch of the angelic
+poison, even as a lover's ear thrills on hearing unexpectedly the voice
+of her whom he loves, opium is the Amreeta cup of beatitude. You know
+the _Paradise Lost_? and you remember, from the eleventh book, in its
+earlier part, that laudanum already existed in Eden--nay, that it was
+used medicinally by an archangel; for, after Michael had 'purged with
+euphrasy and rue' the eyes of Adam, lest he should be unequal to the
+mere _sight_ of the great visions about to unfold their draperies before
+him, next he fortifies his fleshly spirits against the _affliction_ of
+these visions, of which visions the first was death. And how?
+
+ 'He from the well of life three drops instill'd.'
+
+What was their operation?
+
+ 'So deep the power of these ingredients pierced,
+ _Even to the inmost seat of mental sight_,
+ That Adam, now enforced to close his eyes,
+ Sank down, and all his spirits became entranced.
+ But him the gentle angel by the hand
+ Soon raised'----
+
+The second of these lines it is which betrays the presence of laudanum.
+It is in the faculty of mental vision, it is in the increased power of
+dealing with the shadowy and the dark, that the characteristic virtue
+of opium lies. Now, in the original higher sensibility is found some
+palliation for the _practice_ of opium-eating; in the greater temptation
+is a greater excuse. And in this faculty of self-revelation is found
+some palliation for _reporting_ the case to the world, which both
+Coleridge and his biographer have overlooked.
+
+
+
+
+TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT.
+
+
+The most remarkable instance of a combined movement in society, which
+history, perhaps, will be summoned to notice, is that which, in our own
+days, has applied itself to the abatement of intemperance. Naturally,
+or by any _direct_ process, the machinery set in motion would seem
+irrelevant to the object: if one hundred men unite to elevate
+the standard of temperance, they can do this with effect only by
+improvements in their own separate cases: each individual, for such an
+effort of self-conquest, can draw upon no resources but his own. One
+member in a combination of one hundred, when running a race, can hope
+for no cooperation from his ninety-nine associates. And yet, by a
+secondary action, such combinations are found eminently successful.
+Having obtained from every confederate a pledge, in some shape or
+other, that he will give them his support, thenceforwards they bring the
+passions of shame and self-esteem to bear upon each member's personal
+perseverance. Not only they keep alive and continually refresh in his
+thoughts the general purpose, which else might fade; but they also point
+the action of public contempt and of self-contempt at any defaulter much
+more potently, and with more acknowledged right to do so, when they use
+this influence under a license, volunteered, and signed, and sealed, by
+the man's own hand. They first conciliate his countenance through his
+intellectual perceptions of what is right; and next they sustain it
+through his conscience, (the strongest of his internal forces,) and
+even through the weakest of his human sensibilities. That revolution,
+therefore, which no combination of men can further by abating the
+original impulse of temptations, they often accomplish happily by
+maturing the secondary energies of resistance.
+
+Already in their earliest stage, these temperance movements had
+obtained, both at home and abroad, a _national_ range of grandeur. More
+than ten years ago, when M. de Tocqueville was resident in the United
+States, the principal American society counted two hundred and seventy
+thousand members: and in one single state (Pennsylvania) the annual
+diminution in the use of spirits had very soon reached half a million of
+gallons. Now a machinery must be so far good which accomplishes its end:
+the means are meritorious for so much as they effect. Even to strengthen
+a feeble resolution by the aid of other infirmities, such as shame or
+the very servility and cowardice of deference to public opinion, becomes
+prudent and laudable in the service of so great a cause. Nay, sometimes
+to make public profession of self-distrust by assuming the coercion of
+public pledges, may become an expression of frank courage, or even of
+noble principle, not fearing the shame of confession when it can aid the
+powers of victorious resistance. Yet still, so far as it is possible,
+every man sighs for a still higher victory over himself: a victory not
+tainted by bribes, and won from no impulses but those inspired by his
+own higher nature, and his own mysterious force of will; powers that in
+no man were fully developed.
+
+This being so, it is well that from time to time every man should throw
+out any hints that have occurred to his experience,--suggesting such as
+may be new, renewing such as may be old, towards the encouragement
+or the information of persons engaged in so great a struggle. My own
+experience had never travelled in that course which could much instruct
+me in the miseries from wine, or in the resources for struggling with
+it. I had repeatedly been obliged indeed to lay it aside altogether; but
+in this I never found room for more than seven or ten days' struggle:
+excesses I had never practised in the use of wine; simply the habit of
+using it, and the collateral habits formed by excessive use of opium,
+had produced any difficulty at all in resigning it even on an hour's
+notice. From opium I derive my right of offering hints at all upon the
+subjects of abstinence in other forms. But the modes of suffering
+from the evil, and the separate modes of suffering from the effort of
+self-conquest, together with errors of judgment incident to such states
+of transitional torment, are all nearly allied, practically analogous
+as regards the remedies, even if characteristically distinguished to the
+inner consciousness. I make no scruple, therefore, of speaking as from
+a station of high experience and of most watchful attention, which never
+remitted even under sufferings that were at times absolutely frantic.
+
+I. The first hint is one that has been often offered; viz., the
+diminution of the particular liquor used, by the introduction into
+each glass of some inert substance, ascertained in bulk, and equally
+increasing in amount from day to day. But this plan has often been
+intercepted by an accident: shot, or sometimes bullets, were the
+substances nearest at hand; an objection arose from too scrupulous a
+caution of chemistry as to the action upon lead of the vinous acid. Yet
+all objection of this kind might be removed at once, by using beads in a
+case where small decrements were wanted, and marbles, if it were thought
+advisable to use larger. Once for all, however, in cases deeply rooted,
+no advances ought ever to be made but by small stages: for the effect,
+which is insensible at first, by the tenth, twelfth, or fifteenth day,
+generally accumulates unendurably under any bolder deductions. I must
+not stop to illustrate this point; but certain it is, that by an error
+of this nature at the outset, most natural to human impatience under
+exquisite suffering, too generally the trial is abruptly brought to an
+end through the crisis of a passionate relapse.
+
+II. Another object, and one to which the gladiator matched in single
+duel with intemperance, must direct a religious vigilance, is the
+_digestibility_ of his food: it must be digestible not only by its
+original qualities, but also by its culinary preparation. In this last
+point we are all of us Manichaeans: all of us yield a cordial assent to
+that Manichaean proverb, which refers the meats and the cooks of this
+world to two opposite fountains of light and of darkness. Oromasdes it
+is, or the good principle, that sends the food; Ahrimanes, or the evil
+principle, that everywhere sends the cooks. Man has been repeatedly
+described or even defined, as by differential privilege of his nature,
+'A cooking animal.' Brutes, it is said, have faces,--man only has a
+countenance; brutes are as well able to eat as man,--man only is able
+to cook what he eats. Such are the romances of self-flattery. I, on the
+contrary, maintain, that six thousand years have not availed, in this
+point, to raise our race generally to the level of ingenious savages.
+The natives of the Society and the Friendly Isles, or of New Zealand,
+and other favored spots, had, and still have, an _art_ of cookery,
+though very limited in its range: the French [Footnote: But judge not,
+reader, of French skill by the attempts of fourth-rate artists; and
+understand me to speak with respect of this skill, not as it is the tool
+of luxury, but as it is the handmaid of health.] have an art, and
+more extensive; but we English are about upon a level (as regards this
+science) with the ape, to whom an instinct whispers that chestnuts may
+be roasted; or with the aboriginal Chinese of Charles Lamb's story, to
+whom the experience of many centuries had revealed thus much, viz., that
+a dish very much beyond the raw flesh of their ancestors, might be had
+by burning down the family mansion, and thus roasting the pig-stye.
+Rudest of barbarous devices is English cookery, and not much in advance
+of this primitive Chinese step; a fact which it would not be worth while
+to lament, were it not for the sake of the poor trembling deserter from
+the banners of intoxication, who is thus, and by no other cause, so
+often thrown back beneath the yoke which he had abjured. Past counting
+are the victims of alcohol, that, having by vast efforts emancipated
+themselves for a season, are violently forced into relapsing by the
+nervous irritations of demoniac cookery. Unhappily for _them_, the
+horrors of indigestion are relieved for the moment, however ultimately
+strengthened, by strong liquors; the relief is immediate, and cannot
+fail to be perceived; but the aggravation, being removed to a distance,
+is not always referred to its proper cause. This is the capital rock and
+stumbling-block in the path of him who is hurrying back to the camps of
+temperance; and many a reader is likely to misapprehend the case through
+the habit he has acquired of supposing indigestion to lurk chiefly
+amongst _luxurious_ dishes. But, on the contrary, it is amongst the
+plainest, simplest, and commonest dishes that such misery lurks, in
+England. Let us glance at three articles of diet, beyond all comparison
+of most ordinary occurrence, viz., potatoes, bread, and butcher's meat.
+The art of preparing potatoes for _human_ use is utterly unknown, except
+in certain provinces of our empire, and amongst certain sections of the
+laboring class. In our great cities,--London, Edinburgh, &c.--the sort
+of things which you see offered at table under the name and reputation
+of potatoes, are such that, if you could suppose the company to be
+composed of Centaurs and Lapithae, or any other quarrelsome people, it
+would become necessary for the police to interfere. The potato of cities
+is a very dangerous missile; and, if thrown with an accurate aim by an
+angry hand, will fracture any known skull. In volume and consistency, it
+is very like a paving-stone; only that, I should say, the paving-stone
+had the advantage in point of tenderness. And upon this horrid basis,
+which youthful ostriches would repent of swallowing, the trembling,
+palpitating invalid, fresh from the scourging of alcohol, is requested
+to build the superstructure of his dinner. The proverb says, that three
+flittings are as bad as a fire; and on that model I conceive that three
+potatoes, as they are found at many British dinner-tables, would be
+equal, in principle of ruin, to two glasses of vitriol. The same savage
+ignorance appears, and only not so often, in the bread of this island.
+Myriads of families eat it in that early stage of sponge which bread
+assumes during the process of baking; but less than sixty hours will not
+fit this dangerous article of human diet to be eaten. And those who are
+acquainted with the works of Parmentier, or other learned investigators
+of bread and of the baker's art, must be aware that this quality of
+sponginess (though quite equal to the ruin of the digestive organs) is
+but one in a legion of vices to which the article is liable. A German of
+much research wrote a book on the conceivable faults in a pair of shoes,
+which he found to be about six hundred and sixty-six, many of them, as
+he observed, requiring a very delicate process of study to find out;
+whereas the possible faults in bread, which are not less in number,
+require no study at all for the defection; they publish themselves
+through all varieties of misery. But the perfection of barbarism, as
+regards our island cookery, is reserved for animal food; and the two
+poles of Oromasdes and Ahrimanes are nowhere so conspicuously exhibited.
+Our insular sheep, for instance, are so far superior to any which the
+continent produces, that the present Prussian minister at our court is
+in the habit of questioning a man's right to talk of mutton as anything
+beyond a great idea, unless he can prove a residence in Great Britain.
+One sole case he cites of a dinner on the Elbe, when a particular leg of
+mutton really struck him as rivalling any which he had known in England.
+The mystery seemed inexplicable; but, upon inquiry, it turned out to
+be an importation from Leith. Yet this incomparable article, to produce
+which the skill of the feeder must co-operate with the peculiar bounty
+of nature, calls forth the most dangerous refinements of barbarism in
+its cookery. A Frenchman requires, as the primary qualification of flesh
+meat, that it should be tender. We English universally, but especially
+the Scots, treat that quality with indifference, or with bare
+toleration. What we require is, that it should be fresh, that is,
+recently killed, (in which state it cannot be digestible except by a
+crocodile;) and we present it at table in a transition state of leather,
+demanding the teeth of a tiger to rend it in pieces, and the stomach of
+a tiger to digest it.
+
+With these habits amongst our countrymen, exemplified daily in
+the articles of widest use, it is evident that the sufferer from
+intemperance has a harder quarantine, in this island, to support
+during the effort of restoration, than he could have anywhere else in
+Christendom. In Persia, and, perhaps, there only on this terraqueous
+planet, matters might be even worse: for, whilst we English neglect the
+machinery of digestion, as a matter entitled to little consideration,
+the people of Teheran seem unaware that there _is_ any such machinery.
+So, at least, one might presume, from cases on record, and especially
+from the reckless folly, under severe illness, from indigestion, of
+the three Persian princes, who visited this country, as stated by their
+official _mehmander_, Mr. Fraser. With us, the excess of ignorance, upon
+this subject, betrays itself oftenest in that vain-glorious answer made
+by the people, who at any time are admonished of the sufferings which
+they are preparing for themselves by these outrages upon the most
+delicate of human organs. They, for _their_ parts, 'know not if they
+_have_ a stomach; they know not what it is that dyspepsy means;'
+forgetting that, in thus vaunting their _strength_ of stomach, they are,
+at the same time, proclaiming its coarseness; and showing themselves
+unaware that precisely those, whom such coarseness of organization
+reprieves from immediate and seasonable reaction of suffering, are the
+favorite subjects of that heavier reaction which takes the shape of
+_delirium tremens_, of palsy, and of lunacy. It is but a fanciful
+advantage which _they_ enjoy, for whom the immediate impunity avails
+only to hide the final horrors which are gathering upon them from the
+gloomy rear. Better, by far, that more of immediate discomfort had
+guaranteed to them less of reversionary anguish. It may be safely
+asserted, that few, indeed, are the suicides amongst us to which the
+miseries of indigestion have not been a large concurring cause; and even
+where nothing so dreadful as _that_ occurs, always these miseries are
+the chief hinderance of the self-reforming drunkard, and the commonest
+cause of his relapse. It is certain, also, that misanthropic gloom
+and bad temper besiege that class, by preference, to whom peculiar
+coarseness or obtuse sensibility of organization has denied the salutary
+warnings and early prelibations of punishment which, happily for most
+men, besiege the more direct and obvious frailties of the digestive
+apparatus.
+
+The whole process and elaborate machinery of digestion are felt to be
+mean and humiliating when viewed in relation to our mere animal economy.
+But they rise into dignity, and assert their own supreme importance,
+when they arc studied from another station, viz., in relation to the
+intellect and temper; no man dares, _then_, to despise them: it is then
+seen that these functions of the human system form the essential basis
+upon which the strength and health of our higher nature repose; and
+that upon these functions, chiefly, the general happiness of life is
+dependent. All the rules of prudence, or gifts of experience that life
+can accumulate, will never do as much for human comfort and welfare as
+would be done by a stricter attention, and a wiser science, directed
+to the digestive system; in this attention lies the key to any perfect
+restoration for the victim of intemperance: and, considering the
+peculiar hostility to the digestive health which exists in the dietetic
+habits of our own country, it may be feared that nowhere upon earth has
+the reclaimed martyr to intemperance so difficult a combat to sustain;
+nowhere, therefore, is it so important to direct the attention upon
+an _artificial_ culture of those resources which naturally, and by the
+established habits of the land, are surest to be neglected. The sheet
+anchor for the storm-beaten sufferer, who is laboring to recover a haven
+of rest from the agonies of intemperance, and who has had the fortitude
+to abjure the poison which ruined, but which also, for brief intervals,
+offered him his only consolation, lies, beyond all doubt, in a most
+anxious regard to everything connected with this supreme function of
+our animal economy. And, as few men that are not regularly trained to
+medical studies can have the complex knowledge requisite for such a
+duty, some printed guide should be sought of a regular professional
+order. Twenty years ago, Dr. Wilson Philip published a valuable book of
+this class, which united a wide range of practical directions as to the
+choice of diet, and as to the qualities and tendencies of all esculent
+articles likely to be found at British tables, with some ingenious
+speculations upon the still mysterious theory of digestion. These were
+derived from experiments made upon rabbits, and had originally been
+communicated by him to the Royal Society of London, who judged them
+worthy of publication in their Transactions. I notice them chiefly
+for the sake of remarking, that the rationale of digestion, as here
+suggested, explains the reason of a fact, which merely _as_ a fact, had
+not been known until modern times, viz., the injuriousness to enfeebled
+stomachs of all fluid. Fifty years ago--and still lingering inveterately
+amongst nurses, and other ignorant persons--there prevailed a notion
+that 'slops' must be the proper resource of the valetudinarian; and
+the same erroneous notion appears in the common expression of ignorant
+wonder at the sort of breakfasts usual amongst women of rank in the
+times of Queen Elizabeth. 'What robust stomachs they must have had,
+to support such solid meals!' As to the question of fact, whether the
+stomachs were more or less robust in those days than at the present,
+there is no need to offer an opinion. But the question of principle
+concerned in scientific dietetics points in the very opposite direction.
+By how much the organs of digestion are feebler, by so much is it the
+more indispensable that solid food and animal food should be adopted.
+A robust stomach may be equal to the trying task of supporting a fluid,
+such as tea for breakfast; but for a feeble stomach, and still more for
+a stomach _enfeebled_ by bad habits, broiled beef, or something equally
+solid and animal, but not too much subjected to the action of fire, is
+the only tolerable diet. This, indeed, is the one capital rule for a
+sufferer from habitual intoxication, who must inevitably labor under
+an impaired digestion; that as little as possible he should use of any
+liquid diet, and as little as possible of vegetable diet. Beef, and a
+little bread, (at the least sixty hours old,) compose the privileged
+bill of fare for his breakfast. But precisely it is, by the way, in
+relation to this earliest meal, that human folly has in one or two
+instances shown itself most ruinously inventive. The less variety there
+is at that meal, the more is the danger from any single luxury; and
+there is one, known by the name of 'muffins,' which has repeatedly
+manifested itself to be a plain and direct bounty upon suicide. Darwin,
+in his 'Zoonomia,' reports a case where an officer, holding the rank of
+lieutenant-colonel, could not tolerate a breakfast in which this odious
+article was wanting; but, as a savage retribution invariably supervened
+within an hour or two upon this act of insane sensuality, he came to
+a resolution that life was intolerable _with_ muffins, but still more
+intolerable _without_ muffins. He would stand the nuisance no longer;
+but yet, being a just man, he would give nature one final chance of
+reforming her dyspeptic atrocities. Muffins, therefore, being laid at
+one angle of the breakfast-table, and loaded pistols at another, with
+rigid equity the Colonel awaited the result. This was naturally pretty
+much as usual: and then, the poor man, incapable of retreating from his
+word of honor, committed suicide,--having previously left a line for
+posterity to the effect (though I forget the expression), 'That a
+muffinless world was no world for him: better no life at all than a life
+dismantled of muffins.'--Dr. Darwin was a showy philosopher, and fond of
+producing effect, so that some allowance must be made in construing the
+affair. Strictly speaking, it is probable that not the especial want
+of muffins, but the general torment of indigestion, was the curse from
+which the unhappy sufferer sought relief by suicide. And the Colonel was
+not the first by many a million, that has fled from the very same form
+of wretchedness, or from its effects upon the genial spirits, to the
+same gloomy refuge. It should never be forgotten that, although some
+other more overt vexation is generally assigned as the proximate cause
+of suicide, and often may be so as regards the immediate occasion, too
+generally this vexation borrowed its whole power to annoy, from the
+habitual atmosphere of irritation in which the system had been kept by
+indigestion. So that indirectly, and virtually, perhaps, all suicides
+may be traced to mismanaged digestion. Meantime, in alluding at all to
+so dreadful a subject as suicide, I do so only by way of giving deeper
+effect to the opinion expressed above, upon the chief cause of relapse
+into habits of intemperance amongst those who have once accomplished
+their deliverance. Errors of digestion, either from impaired powers, or
+from powers not so much enfeebled as deranged, is the one immeasurable
+source both of disease and of secret wretchedness to the human race.
+Life is laid waste by the eternal fretting of the vital forces,
+emanating from this one cause. And it may well be conceived, that if
+cases so endless, even of suicide, in every generation, are virtually
+traceable to this main root, much more must it be able to shake
+and undermine the yet palpitating frame of the poor fugitive from
+intemperance; since indigestion in every mode and variety of its changes
+irresistibly upholds the temptation to that form of excitement which,
+though one foremost cause of indigestion, is yet unhappily its sole
+immediate palliation.
+
+III. Next, after the most vigorous attention, and a scientific attention
+to the digestive system, in power of operation, stands _exercise_. Here,
+however, most people have their own separate habits, with respect to
+the time of exercise, the duration, and the particular mode, on which a
+stranger cannot venture to intrude with his advice. Some will not endure
+the steady patience required for walking exercise; many benefit most by
+riding on horseback; and in days when roads were more rugged, and the
+springs of carriages less improved, I have known people who found
+most advantage in the vibrations communicated to the frame by a heavy
+rumbling carriage. For myself, under the ravages of opium, I have found
+walking the most beneficial exercise; besides that, it requires no
+previous notice or preparation of any kind; and this is a capital
+advantage in a state of drooping energies, or of impatient and unresting
+agitation. I may mention, as possibly an accident of my individual
+temperament, but possibly, also, no accident at all, that the relief
+obtained by walking was always most sensibly brought home to my
+consciousness, when some part of it (at least a mile and a half) has
+been performed before breakfast. In this there soon ceased to be any
+difficulty; for, whilst under the full oppression of opium, it was
+impossible for me to rise at any hour that could, by the most indulgent
+courtesy, be described as within the pale of morning, no sooner had
+there been established any considerable relief from this oppression,
+than the tendency was in the opposite direction; the difficulty became
+continually greater of sleeping even to a reasonable hour. Having once
+accomplished the feat of walking at nine A. M., I backed, in a space of
+seven or eight months, to eight o'clock, to seven, to six, five, four,
+three; until at this point a metaphysical fear fell upon me that I was
+actually backing into 'yesterday,' and should soon have no sleep at all.
+Below three, however, I did not descend; and, for a couple of years,
+three and a half hours' sleep was all that I could obtain in the
+twenty-four hours. From this no particular suffering arose, except
+the nervous impatience of lying in bed for one moment after awaking.
+Consequently, the habit of walking before breakfast became at length
+troublesome no longer as a most odious duty, but, on the contrary, as a
+temptation that could hardly be resisted on the wettest mornings. As to
+the quantity of the exercise, I found that six miles a day formed the
+_minimum_ which would support permanently a particular standard of
+animal spirits, evidenced to myself by certain apparent symptoms. I
+averaged about nine and a half miles a day; but ascended on particular
+days to fifteen or sixteen, and more rarely to twenty-three or
+twenty-four; a quantity which did not produce fatigue, on the contrary
+it spread a sense of improvement through almost the whole week that
+followed; but usually, in the night immediately succeeding to such
+an exertion, I lost much of my sleep; a privation that, under the
+circumstances explained, deterred me from trying the experiment too
+often. For one or two years, I accomplished more than I have here
+claimed, viz., from six to seven thousand miles in the twelve months.
+Let me add to this slight abstract of my own experience, in a point
+where it is really difficult to offer any useful advice, (the tastes
+and habits of men varying so much in this chapter of exercise,) that
+one caution seems applicable to the case of all persons suffering from
+nervous irritability, viz., that a secluded space should be measured off
+accurately, in some private grounds not liable to the interruption or
+notice of chance intruders; for these annoyances are unendurable to the
+restless invalid; to be questioned upon trivial things is death to
+him; and the perpetual anticipation of such annoyances is little less
+distressing. Some plan must also be adopted for registering the number
+of rounds performed. I once walked for eighteen months in a circuit so
+confined that forty revolutions were needed to complete a mile. These
+I counted, at one time, by a rosary of beads; every tenth round being
+marked by drawing a blue bead, the other nine by drawing white beads.
+But this plan, I found in practice, more troublesome and inaccurate than
+that of using ten detached counters, stones, or anything else that was
+large enough and solid. These were applied to the separate bars of a
+garden chair; the first bar indicating of itself the first decade, the
+second bar the second decade, and so on. In fact, I used the chair in
+some measure as a Roman abacus, but on a still simpler plan; and as the
+chair offered sixteen bars, it followed, that on covering the last bar
+of the series with the ten markers, I perceived without any trouble of
+calculation the accomplishment of my fourth mile.
+
+A necessity, more painful to me by far than that of taking continued
+exercise, arose out of a cause which applies, perhaps, with the same
+intensity only to opium cases, but must also apply in some degree to all
+cases of debilitation from morbid stimulation of the nerves, whether
+by means of wine, or opium, or distilled liquors. In travelling on the
+outside of mails, during my youthful days, for I could not endure the
+inside, occasionally, during the night-time, I suffered naturally from
+cold: no cloaks, &c. were always sufficient to relieve this; and I then
+made the discovery that opium, after an hour or so, diffuses a warmth
+deeper and far more permanent than could be had from any other known
+source. I mention this, to explain, in some measure, the awful passion
+of cold which for some years haunted the inverse process of laying aside
+the opium. It was a perfect frenzy of misery; cold was a sensation which
+then first, as a mode of torment, seemed to have been revealed. In
+the months of July and August, and not at all the less during the very
+middle watch of the day, I sate in the closest proximity to a blazing
+fire; cloaks, blankets, counterpanes, hearthrugs, horse-cloths, were
+piled upon my shoulders, but with hardly a glimmering of relief. At
+night, and after taking coffee, I felt a little warmer, and could
+sometimes afford to smile at the resemblance of my own case to that of
+Harry Gill. [Footnote: 'Harry Gill:'--Many readers, in this generation,
+may not be aware of this ballad as one amongst the early poems of
+Wordsworth. Thirty or forty years ago, it was the object of some insipid
+ridicule, which ought, perhaps, in another place, to be noticed. And,
+doubtless, this ridicule was heightened by the false impression that
+the story had been some old woman's superstitious fiction, meant to
+illustrate a supernatural judgment on hard-heartedness. But the story
+was a physiologic fact; and, originally, it had been brought forward in
+a philosophic work, by Darwin, who had the reputation of an irreligious
+man, and even of an infidel. A bold freethinker he certainly was: a
+Deist, and, by public repute, something more.] But, secretly, I was
+struck with awe at the revelation of powers so unsearchably new, lurking
+within old affections so familiarly known as cold. Upon the analogy of
+this case, it might be thought that nothing whatever had yet been
+truly and seriously felt by man; nothing searched or probed by human
+sensibilities, to a depth below the surface. If cold could give out
+mysteries of suffering so novel, all things in the world might be yet
+unvisited by the truth of human sensations. All experience, worthy of
+the name, was yet to begin. Meantime, the external phenomenon, by which
+the cold expressed itself, was a sense (but with little reality) of
+eternal freezing perspiration. From this I was never free; and at
+length, from finding one general ablution sufficient for one day, I was
+thrown upon the irritating necessity of repeating it more frequently
+than would seem credible, if stated. At this time, I used always hot
+water; and a thought occurred to me very seriously that it would be best
+to live constantly, and, perhaps, to sleep in a bath. What caused me to
+renounce this plan, was an accident that compelled me for one day to use
+cold water. This, first of all, communicated any lasting warmth; so that
+ever afterwards I used none _but_ cold water. Now, to live in a _cold_
+bath, in our climate, and in my own state of preternatural sensibility
+to cold, was not an idea to dally with. I wish to mention, however, for
+the information of other sufferers in the same way, one change in the
+mode of applying the water, which led to a considerable and a sudden
+improvement in the condition of my feelings. I had endeavored to procure
+a child's battledore, as an easy means (when clothed with sponge) of
+reaching the interspace between the shoulders; which interspace, by the
+way, is a sort of Bokhara, so provokingly situated, that it will neither
+suffer itself to be reached from the north, in which direction even the
+Czar, with his long arms, has only singed his own fingers, and lost six
+thousand camels; nor at all better from the south, upon which line
+of approach the greatest potentate in Southern Asia, viz., No.--, in
+Leadenhall Street, has found it the best policy to pocket the little
+Khan's murderous defiances and persevering insults. There is no
+battledore long enough to reach him in either way. In my own difficulty,
+I felt almost as perplexed as the Honorable East India Company, when I
+found that no battledore was to be had; for no town was near at hand.
+In default of a battledore, therefore, my necessity threw my experiment
+upon a long hair-brush; and this, eventually, proved of much greater
+service than any sponge or any battledore; for, the friction of the
+brush caused an irritation on the surface of the skin, which, more than
+anything else, has gradually diminished the once continual misery of
+unrelenting frost; although even yet it renews itself most distressingly
+at uncertain intervals.
+
+IV. I counsel the patient not to make the mistake of supposing that his
+amendment will necessarily proceed continuously, or by equal increments;
+because this, which is a common notion, will certainly lead to dangerous
+disappointments. How frequently I have heard people encouraging a
+self-reformer by such language as this:--'When you have got over the
+fourth day of abstinence, which suppose to be Sunday, then Monday will
+find you a trifle better; Tuesday better still,--though still it should
+be only by a trifle; and so on. You may, at least, rely on never going
+back; you may assure yourself of having seen the worst; and the positive
+improvements, if trifles separately, must soon gather into a sensible
+magnitude.' This may be true in a case of short standing: but, as a
+general rule, it is perilously delusive. On the contrary, the line of
+progress, if exhibited in a geometrical construction, would describe
+an ascending path upon the whole, but with frequent retrocessions into
+descending curves, which, compared with the point of ascent that had
+been previously gained and so vexatiously interrupted, would sometimes
+seem deeper than the original point of starting. This mortifying
+tendency I can report from experience many times repeated with regard
+to opium; and so unaccountably, as regarded all the previous grounds of
+expectation, that I am compelled to suppose it a tendency inherent in
+the very nature of all self-restorations for animal systems. They
+move perhaps necessarily _per saltum_, by, intermitting spasms, and
+pulsations of unequal energy.
+
+V. I counsel the patient frequently to call back before his
+thoughts--when suffering sorrowful collapses, that seem unmerited by
+anything done or neglected--that such, and far worse, perhaps, must
+have been his experience, and with no reversion of hope behind, had he
+persisted in his intemperate indulgencies; _these_ also suffer their own
+collapses, and (so far as things not co-present can be compared) by many
+degrees more shocking to the genial instincts.
+
+VI. I exhort him to believe, that no movement on his own part, not the
+smallest conceivable, towards the restoration of his healthy state, can
+by possibility perish. Nothing in this direction is finally lost; but
+often it disappears and hides itself; suddenly, however, to reappear,
+and in unexpected strength, and much more hopefully; because such
+minute elements of improvement, by reappearing at a remoter stage, show
+themselves to have combined with other elements of the same kind: so
+that equally by their gathering tendency and their duration through
+intervals of apparent darkness, and below the current of what seemed
+absolute interruption, they argue themselves to be settled in the
+system. There is no good gift that does not come from God: almost his
+greatest is health, with the peace which it inherits; and man must reap
+_this_ on the same terms as he was told to reap God's earliest gift, the
+fruits of the earth, viz.: 'in the sweat of his brow,' through labor,
+often through sorrow, through disappointment, but still through
+imperishable perseverance, and hoping under clouds, when all hope seems
+darkened.
+
+VII. It is difficult, in selecting from many memoranda of warning and
+encouragement, to know which to prefer when the space disposable is
+limited. But it seems to me important not to omit this particular
+caution: The patient will be naturally anxious, as he goes on,
+frequently to test the amount of his advance, and its rate, if that
+were possible. But this he will see no mode of doing, except through
+tentative balancings of his feelings, and generally of the moral
+atmosphere around him, as to pleasure and hope, against the
+corresponding states, so far as he can recall them from his periods of
+intemperance. But these comparisons, I warn him, are fallacious, when
+made in this way; the two states are incommensurable on any plan of
+_direct_ comparison. Some common measure must be found, and, _out of
+himself_; some positive fact, that will not bend to his own delusive
+feeling at the moment; as, for instance, in what degree he finds
+tolerable what heretofore was _not_ so--the effort of writing letters,
+or transacting business, or undertaking a journey, or overtaking the
+arrears of labor, that had been once thrown off to a distance. If
+in these things he finds himself improved, by tests that cannot be
+disputed, he may safely disregard any sceptical whispers from a wayward
+sensibility which cannot yet, perhaps, have recovered its normal health,
+however much improved. His inner feelings may not yet point steadily
+to the truth, though they may vibrate in that direction. Besides, it is
+certain that sometimes very manifest advances, such as any medical man
+would perceive at a glance, carry a man through stages of agitation and
+discomfort. A far worse condition might happen to be less agitated,
+and so far more bearable. Now, when a man is positively suffering
+discomfort, when he is below the line of pleasurable feeling, he is
+no proper judge of his own condition, which he neither will nor can
+appreciate. Tooth-ache extorts more groans than dropsy.
+
+VIII. Another important caution is, not to confound with the effects of
+intemperance any other natural effects of debility from advanced years.
+Many a man, having begun to be intemperate at thirty, enters at sixty
+or upwards upon a career of self-restoration. And by self-restoration he
+understands a renewal of that state in which he was when first swerving
+from temperance. But that state, for his memory, is coincident with his
+state of youth. The two states are coadunated. In his recollections they
+are intertwisted too closely. But life, without any intemperance at
+all, would soon have untwisted them. Charles Lamb, for instance, at
+forty-five, and Coleridge at sixty, measured their several conditions
+by such tests as the loss of all disposition to involuntary murmuring of
+musical airs or fragments when rising from bed. Once they had sung
+when rising in the morning light; now they sang no more. The _vocal_
+utterance of joy, for _them_, was silenced for ever. But these are
+amongst the changes that life, stern power, inflicts at any rate;
+these would have happened, and above all, to men worn by the unequal
+irritations of too much thinking, and by those modes of care
+
+ That kill the bloom before its time,
+ And blanch without the owner's crime
+ The most resplendent hair,
+
+not at all the less had the one drunk no brandy, nor the other any
+laudanum. A man must submit to the conditions of humanity, and not
+quarrel with a cure as incomplete, because in his climacteric year of
+sixty-three, he cannot recover, entirely, the vivacities of thirty-five.
+If, by dipping seven times in Jordan, he had cleansed his whole leprosy
+of intemperance; if, by going down into Bethesda, he were able to mount
+again upon the pinions of his youth,--even then he might querulously
+say,--'But, after all these marvels in my favor, I suppose that one
+of these fine mornings I, like other people, shall have to bespeak
+a coffin.' Why, yes, undoubtedly he will, or somebody _for_ him. But
+privileges so especial were not promised even by the mysterious waters
+of Palestine. Die he must. And counsels tendered to the intemperate do
+not hope to accomplish what might have been beyond the baths of Jordan
+or Bethesda. They do enough, if, being executed by efforts in the spirit
+of earnest sincerity, they make a life of _growing_ misery moderately
+happy for the patient; and, through that great change, perhaps, more
+than moderately useful for others.
+
+IX. One final remark I will make:--pointed to the case, not of the yet
+struggling patient, but of him who is fully re-established; and the more
+so, because I (who am no hypocrite, but, rather, frank to an infirmity)
+acknowledge, in myself, the trembling tendency at intervals, which
+would, if permitted, sweep round into currents that might be hard to
+overrule. After the absolute restoration to health, a man is very apt to
+say,--'Now, then, how shall I use my health? To what delightful purpose
+shall I apply it? Surely it is idle to carry a fine jewel in one's
+watch-pocket, and never to astonish the weak minds of this world,
+by wearing it and flashing it in their eyes.' 'But how?' retorts his
+philosophic friend; 'my good fellow, are you not using it at this
+moment? Breathing, for instance, talking to me, (though rather
+absurdly,) and airing your legs at a glowing fire?' 'Why, yes,' the
+other confesses, 'that is all true; but I am dull; and, if you will
+pardon my rudeness, even in spite of your too philosophic presence. It
+is painful to say so, but sincerely, if I had the power, at this moment,
+to turn you, by magic, into a bottle of old port wine, so corrupt is
+my nature, that really I fear lest the exchange might, for the moment,
+strike me as agreeable.' Such a mood, I apprehend, is apt to revolve
+upon many of us, at intervals, however firmly married to temperance. And
+the propensity to it has a root in certain analogies running through
+our nature. If the reader will permit me for a moment the use of what,
+without such an apology, might seem pedantic, I would call it the
+instinct of _focalizing_, which prompts such random desires. Feeling is
+diffused over the whole surface of the body; but light is focalized in
+the eye; sound in the ear. The organization of a sense or a pleasure
+seems diluted and imperfect, unless it is gathered by some machinery
+into one focus, or local centre. And thus it is that a general state of
+pleasurable feeling sometimes seems too superficially diffused, and one
+has a craving to intensify or brighten it by concentration through some
+sufficient stimulant. I, for my part, have tried every thing in this
+world except '_bang_,' which, I believe, is obtained from hemp. There
+are other preparations of hemp which have been found to give great
+relief from _ennui_; not ropes, but something lately introduced, which
+acts upon the system as the laughing gas (nitrous oxide) acts at times.
+One farmer in Mid-Lothian was mentioned to me, eight months ago, as
+having taken it, and ever since annoyed his neighbors by immoderate
+fits of laughter; so that in January it was agreed to present him to the
+sheriff as a nuisance. But, for some reason, the plan was laid aside;
+and now, eight months later, I hear that the farmer is laughing more
+rapturously than ever, continues in the happiest frame of mind, the
+kindest of creatures, and the general torment of his neighborhood. Now,
+I confess to having had a lurking interest in this extract of hemp, when
+first I heard of it: and at intervals a desire will continue to make
+itself felt for some deeper compression or centralization of the genial
+feelings than ordinary life affords. But old things will not avail, and
+new things I am now able to resist. Still, as the occasional craving
+does really arise in most men, it is well to notice it; and chiefly for
+the purpose of saying, that this dangerous feeling wears off by degrees;
+and oftentimes for long periods it intermits so entirely as to be even
+displaced by a profound disgust to all modes of artificial stimulation.
+At those times I have remarked that the pleasurable condition of health
+does _not_ seem weakened by its want of centralization. It seems to form
+a thousand centres. This it is well to know; because there are many who
+would resist effectually, if they were aware of any natural change going
+on silently in favor of their own efforts, such as would finally ratify
+the success. Towards such a result they would gladly contribute by
+waiting and forbearing; whilst, under despondency as to this result,
+they might more easily yield to some chance temptation.
+
+Finally, there is something to interest us in the _time_ at which this
+temperance movement has begun to stir. Let me close with a slight notice
+of what chiefly impresses myself in the relation between this time and
+the other circumstances of the case. In reviewing history, we may see
+something more than mere convenience in distributing it into three
+chambers; ancient history, ending in the space between the Western
+Empire falling and Mahomet arising; modern history, from that time to
+this; and a new modern history arising at present, or from the
+French Revolution. Two great races of men, our own in a two-headed
+form--British and American, and secondly, the Russian, are those which,
+like rising deluges, already reveal their mission to overflow the earth.
+Both these races, partly through climate, or through derivation of
+blood, and partly through the contagion of habits inevitable to brothers
+of the same nation, are tainted carnally with the appetite for brandy,
+for slings, for juleps. And no fire racing through the forests of Nova
+Scotia for three hundred miles in the direction of some doomed city,
+ever moved so fiercely as the infection of habits amongst the dense and
+fiery populations of republican North America.
+
+But it is remarkable, that the whole _ancient_ system of civilization,
+all the miracles of Greece and Rome, Persia and Egypt, moved by the
+machinery of races that were _not_ tainted with any such popular
+_marasmus_. The taste was slightly sowed, as an _artificial_ taste,
+amongst luxurious individuals, but never ran through the laboring
+classes, through armies, through cities The blood and the climate
+forbade it. In this earliest era of history, all the great races,
+consequently all the great empires, threw themselves, by accumulation,
+upon the genial climates of the south,--having, in fact, the magnificent
+lake of the Mediterranean for their general centre of evolutions. Round
+this lake, in a zone of varying depth, towered the whole grandeurs of
+the Pagan earth. But, in such climates, man is naturally temperate.
+He is so by physical coercion, and for the necessities of rest and
+coolness. The Spaniard, the Moor, or the Arab, has no merit in his
+temperance. The effort, for _him_, would be to form the taste for
+alcohol. He has a vast foreground of disgust to traverse before he can
+reach a taste so remote and alien. No need for resistance in his will
+where nature resists on his behalf. Sherbet, shaddocks, grapes,
+these were innocent applications to thirst. And the great republic of
+antiquity said to her legionary sons:--'Soldier, if you thirst, there
+is the river;--Nile, suppose, or Ebro. Better drink there cannot be.
+Of this you may take "at discretion." Or, if you wait till the
+_impedimenta_ come up, you may draw your ration of _Posca_' What was
+_posca_? It was, in fact, acidulated water; three parts of superfine
+water to one part of the very best vinegar. Nothing stronger did Rome,
+that awful mother, allow to her dearest children, _i. e._, her legions.
+Truest of blessings, that veiling itself in seeming sternness, drove
+away the wicked phantoms that haunt the couches of yet greater nations.
+'The blessings of the evil genii,' says an Eastern proverb, 'these are
+curses.' And the stern refusals of wisely loving mothers,--these are the
+mightiest of gifts.
+
+Now, on the other hand, our northern climates have universally the
+taste, latent if not developed, for powerful liquors. And through their
+blood, as also through the natural tendency of the imitative principle
+amongst compatriots, from these high latitudes the greatest of our
+modern nations propagate the contagion to their brothers, though
+colonizing warm climates. And it is remarkable that our modern
+preparations of liquors, even when harmless in their earliest stages,
+are fitted, like stepping-stones, for making the transition to higher
+stages that are _not_ harmless. The weakest preparations from malt,
+lead, by graduated steps, to the strongest; until we arrive at
+the intoxicating porter of London, which, under its local name (so
+insidiously delusive) of '_beer_,' diffuses the most extensive ravages.
+
+Under these marked circumstances of difference between the ruling races
+of antiquity and of our modern times, it now happens that the greatest
+era by far of human expansion is opening upon us. Two vast movements are
+hurrying into action by velocities continually accelerated--the great
+revolutionary movement from political causes concurring with the
+great physical movement in locomotion and social intercourse, from the
+gigantic (though still infant) powers of steam. No such Titan resources
+for modifying each other were ever before dreamed of by nations: and
+the next hundred years will have changed the face of the world. At the
+opening of such a crisis, had no third movement arisen of resistance to
+intemperate habits, there would have been ground for despondency as to
+the amelioration of the human race. But, as the case stands, the new
+principle of resistance nationally to bad habits, has arisen almost
+concurrently with the new powers of national intercourse; and
+henceforward by a change equally sudden and unlooked for, that new
+machinery, which would else most surely have multiplied the ruins
+of intoxication, has become the strongest agency for hastening its
+extirpation.
+
+
+
+
+ON WAR.
+
+
+Few people need to be told--that associations exist up and down
+Christendom, having the ambitious object of abolishing war. Some go so
+far as to believe that this evil of war, so ubiquitous, so ancient and
+apparently so inalienable from man's position upon earth, is already
+doomed; that not the private associations only, but the prevailing
+voice of races the most highly civilized, may be looked on as tending to
+confederation against it; that sentence of extermination has virtually
+gone forth, and that all which remains is gradually to execute that
+sentence. Conscientiously I find myself unable to join in these views.
+The project seems to me the most romantic of all romances in the course
+of publication. Consequently, when asked to become a member in any such
+association, I have always thought it most respectful, because most
+sincere, to decline. Yet, as it is painful to refuse all marks of
+sympathy with persons whose motives one honors, I design at my death to
+bequeath half-a-crown to the chief association for extinguishing war;
+the said half-crown to be improved in all time coming for the benefit of
+the association, under the trusteeship of Europe, Asia, and America,
+but not of Africa. I really dare not trust Africa with money, she is not
+able as yet to take care of herself. This half-crown, a fund that will
+overshadow the earth before it comes to be wanted under the provisions
+of my will, is to be improved at any interest whatever--no matter what;
+for the vast period of the accumulations will easily make good any
+tardiness of advance, long before the time comes for its commencing
+payment; a point which will be soon understood from the following
+explanation, by any gentleman that hopes to draw upon it.
+
+There is in Ceylon a granite _cippus_, or monumental pillar, of
+immemorial antiquity; and to this pillar a remarkable legend is
+attached. The pillar measures six feet by six, _i. e._ thirty-six
+square feet, on the flat tablet of its horizontal surface; and in height
+several _riyanas_, (which arc Ceylonese cubits of eighteen inches each,)
+but of these cubits, there are either eight or twelve; excuse me for
+having forgotten which. At first, perhaps, you will be angry, viz.,
+when you hear that this simple difference of four cubits, or six feet,
+measures a difference for your expectations, whether you count your
+expectations in kicks or halfpence, that absolutely strikes horror into
+arithmetic. The singularity of the case is, that the very solemnity of
+the legend and the wealth of the human race in time, depend upon the
+cubical contents of the monument, so that a loss of one granite chip is
+a loss of a frightful infinity; yet, again, for that very reason, the
+loss of all _but_ a chip, leaves behind riches so appallingly too rich,
+that everybody is careless about the four cubits. Enough is as good as
+a feast. Two bottomless abysses take as much time for the diver as ten;
+and five eternities are as frightful to look down as four-and-twenty. In
+the Ceylon legend all turns upon the inexhaustible series of ages which
+this pillar guarantees. But, as one inexhaustible is quite enough for
+one race of men, and you are sure of more by ineffable excess than you
+can use in any private consumption of your own, you become generous;
+'and between friends,' you say, in accepting my apologies for the
+doubtful error as to the four cubits, 'what signifies an infinity more
+or less?'
+
+For the Ceylonese legend is this, that once in every hundred years
+an angel visits this granite pillar. He is dressed in a robe of
+white muslin, muslin of that kind which the Romans called _aura
+textilis_--woven, as might seem, from zephyrs or from pulses of the air,
+such in its transparency, such in its gossamer lightness. Does the angel
+touch the pillar with his foot? Oh no! Even _that_ would be something,
+but even _that_ is not allowed. In his soundless flight across it, he
+suffers the hem of his impalpable robe to sweep the surface as softly
+as a moon-beam. So much and no more of pollution he endures from contact
+with earthly objects. The lowest extremity of his dress, but with the
+delicacy of light, grazes the granite surface. And _that_ is all the
+attrition which the sacred granite receives in the course of any one
+century, and this is all the progress which we, the poor children of
+earth, in any one century make towards the exhaustion of our earthly
+imprisonment. But, argues the subtle legend, even _that_ attrition,
+when weighed in metaphysical scales, cannot be denied its value; it
+has detached from the pillar an atom (no matter that it is an invisible
+atom) of granite dust, the ratio of which atom to a grain avoirdupois,
+if expressed as a fraction of unity, would by its denominator stretch
+from the Accountant-General's office in London to the Milky Way. Now
+the total mass of the granite represents, on this scheme of payment, the
+total funded debt of man's race to Father Time and earthly corruption;
+all this intolerable score, chalked up to our debit, we by ourselves and
+our representatives have to rub off, before the granite will be rubbed
+away by the muslin robe of the proud flying angel, (who, if he were a
+good fellow, might just as well give a sly kick with his heel to
+the granite,) before time will be at an end, and the burden of flesh
+accomplished. But you hear it expressed in terms that will astonish
+Baron Rothschild, what is the progress in liquidation which we make
+for each particular century. A billion of centuries pays off a quantity
+equal to a pinch of snuff. Despair seizes a man in contemplating a
+single _coupon_, no bigger than a visiting card, of such a stock as
+this; and behold we have to keep on paying away until the total granite
+is reduced to a level with a grain of mustard-seed. But when that is
+accomplished, thank heaven, our last generation of descendants will
+be entitled to leave at Master Time's door a visiting card, which the
+meagre shadow cannot refuse to take, though he will sicken at seeing it;
+viz., a P. P. C. card, upon seeing which, the old thief is bound to give
+receipt in full for all debts and pretended arrears.
+
+The reader perhaps knows of debts on both sides the Atlantic that have
+no great prospect of being paid off sooner than this in Ceylon.
+
+And naturally, to match this order of debts, moving off so slowly, there
+are funds that accumulate as slowly. My own funded half-crown is an
+illustration. The half-crown will travel in the inverse order of the
+granite pillar. The pillar and the half-crown move upon opposite tacks;
+and there _is_ a point of time (which it is for Algebra to investigate)
+when they will cross each other in the exact moment of their several
+bisections--my aspiring half-crown tending gradually towards the fixed
+stars, so that perhaps it might be right to make the man in the moon
+trustee for that part of the accumulations which rises above the optics
+of sublunary bankers; whilst the Ceylon pillar is constantly unweaving
+its own granite texture, and dwindling earthwards. It is probable that
+each of the parties will have reached its consummation about the same
+time. What is to be done with the mustard-seed, Ceylon has forgotten to
+say. But what is to be done with the half-crown and its surplus, nobody
+can doubt after reading my last will and testament. After reciting a few
+inconsiderable legacies to the three continents, and to the man in the
+moon, for any trouble they may have had in managing the hyperbolical
+accumulations, I go on to observe, that, when war is reported to have
+taken itself off for ever, 'and no mistake,' (because I foresee many
+false alarms of a perpetual peace,) a variety of inconveniences will
+arise to all branches of the United Service, including the Horse
+Marines. Clearly there can be no more half-pay; and even more clearly,
+there is an end to full-pay. Pensions are at an end for 'good service.'
+Allowances for wounds cannot be thought of, when all wounds shall have
+ceased except those from female eyes--for which the Horse Guards is too
+little advanced in civilization to make any allowance at all. Bargains
+there will be no more amongst auctions of old Government stores.
+Birmingham will be ruined, or so much of it as depended on rifles. And
+the great Scotch works on the river Carron will be hungering for beef,
+so far as Carron depended for beef upon carronades. Other arrears of
+evil will stretch after the extinction of war.
+
+Now upon my half-crown fund (which will be equal to anything by the time
+it is wanted) I charge once and for ever the general relief of all these
+arrears--of the poverty, the loss, the bankruptcy, arising by reason
+of this _quietus_ of final extinction applied to war. I charge the fund
+with a perpetual allowance of half-pay to all the armies of earth;
+or indeed, whilst my hand is in, I charge it with _full_ pay. And I
+strictly enjoin upon my trustees and executors, but especially upon
+the man in the moon, if his unsocial lip has left him one spark
+of gentlemanly feeling, that he and they shall construe all claims
+liberally; nay, with that riotous liberality which is safe and becoming,
+when applied to a fund so inexhaustible. Yes, reader, my fund will be
+inexhaustible, because the period of its growth will be measured by the
+concurrent deposition of the Ceylon mustard-seed from the everlasting
+pillar.
+
+Yet why, or on what principle? It is because I see, or imagine that
+I see, a twofold necessity for war--necessity in two different
+senses--1st, a physical necessity arising out of man's nature when
+combined with man's situation; a necessity under which war may be
+regarded, if you please, as a nuisance, but as a nuisance inalienable
+from circumstances essential to human frailty. 2dly, a moral necessity
+connected with benefits of compensation, such as continually lurk in
+evils acknowledged to be such--a necessity under which it becomes lawful
+to say, that war _ought_ to exist as a balance to opposite tendencies of
+a still more evil character. War is the mother of wrong and spoliation:
+war is a scourge of God--granted; but, like other scourges in the
+divine economy, war purifies and redeems itself in its character of a
+counterforce to greater evils that could not otherwise be intercepted or
+redressed. In two different meanings we say that a thing is necessary;
+either in that case where it is inexorably forced on by some sad
+overruling principle which it is vain to fight against, though all good
+men mourn over its existence and view it as an unconditional evil; or
+secondly, in that case, where an instrument of sorrowful consequences
+to man is nevertheless invoked and postulated by man's highest moral
+interests, is nevertheless clamorously indicated as a blessing when
+looked at in relation to some antagonist cause of evil for which it
+offers the one only remedy or principle of palliation. The very evil
+and woe of man's condition upon earth may be oftentimes detected in
+the necessity of looking to some other woe as the pledge of its
+purification; so that what separately would have been hateful for
+itself, passes mysteriously into an object of toleration, of hope, or
+even of prayer, as a counter-venom to the taint of some more mortal
+poison. Poverty, for instance, is in both senses necessary for man.
+It is necessary in the same sense as thirst is necessary (_i. e._
+inevitable) in a fever--necessary as one corollary amongst many others,
+from the eternal hollowness of all human efforts for organizing any
+perfect model of society--a corollary which, how gladly would all of us
+unite to cancel, but which our hearts suggest, which Scripture solemnly
+proclaims, to be ineradicable from the land. In this sense, poverty is a
+necessity over which we _mourn_,--as one of the dark phases that
+sadden the vision of human life. But far differently, and with a stern
+gratitude, we recognize another mode of necessity for this gloomy
+distinction--a call for poverty, when seen in relation to the manifold
+agencies by which it developes human energies, in relation to the trials
+by which it searches the power of patience and religion, in relation to
+the struggles by which it evokes the nobilities of fortitude; or again,
+amongst those who are not sharers in these trials and struggles, but
+sympathizing spectators, in relation to the stimulation by which it
+quickens wisdom that watches over the causes of this evil, or by which
+it vivifies the spirit of love that labors for its mitigation. War
+stands, or seems to stand, upon the same double basis of necessity; a
+primary necessity that belongs to our human degradations, a secondary
+one that towers by means of its moral relations into the region of our
+impassioned exaltations. The two propositions on which I take my stand
+are these. _First_, that there are nowhere latent in society any powers
+by which it can effectually operate on war for its extermination. The
+machinery is not there. The game is not within the compass of the cards.
+_Secondly_, that this defect of power is, though sincerely I grieve in
+avowing such a sentiment, and perhaps (if an infirm reader had his eye
+upon me) I might seem, in sympathy with his weakness, to blush--not
+a curse, no not at all, but on the whole a blessing from century to
+century, if it is an inconvenience from year to year. The Abolition
+Committees, it is to be feared, will be very angry at both propositions.
+Yet, Gentlemen, hear me--strike, but hear me. I believe that's a sort of
+plagiarism from Themistocles. But never mind. I have as good a right to
+the words, until translated back into Greek, as that most classical of
+yellow admirals. '_Pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerunt!_'
+
+The first proposition is, that war _cannot_ be abolished. The second,
+and more offensive--that war ought not to be abolished. First,
+therefore, concerning the first. One at a time. Sufficient for the page
+is the evil thereof! How came it into any man's heart, first of all,
+to conceive so audacious an idea as that of a conspiracy against war?
+Whence could he draw any vapor of hope to sustain his preliminary steps?
+And in framing his plot, which way did he set his face to look out
+for accomplices? Revolving this question in times past, I came to the
+conclusion--that, perhaps, this colossal project of a war against war,
+had been first put in motion under a misconception (natural enough, and
+countenanced by innumerable books) as to the true historical origin
+of wars in many notorious instances. If these had arisen on trivial
+impulses, a trivial resistance might have intercepted them. If a man has
+once persuaded himself, that long, costly, and bloody wars had arisen
+upon a point of ceremony, upon a personal pique, upon a hasty word, upon
+some explosion of momentary caprice; it is a natural inference, that
+strength of national will and public combinations for resistance,
+supposing such forces to have been trained, organized, and, from the
+circumstances of the particular nation, to be permanently disposable for
+action, might prove redundantly effective, when pointed against a few
+personal authors of war, so presumably weak, and so flexible to any
+stern counter-volition as those _must_ be supposed, whose wars argued
+so much of vicious levity. The inference is unexceptionable: it is the
+premises that are unsound. Anecdotes of war as having emanated from a
+lady's tea-table or toilette, would authorize such inference as to the
+facilities of controlling them. But the anecdotes themselves are false,
+or false substantially. _All_ anecdotes, I fear, are false. I am sorry
+to say so, but my duty to the reader extorts from me the disagreeable
+confession, as upon a matter specially investigated by myself, that all
+dealers in anecdotes are tainted with mendacity. Where is the Scotchman,
+said Dr. Johnson, who does not prefer Scotland to truth? but, however
+this may be, rarer than such a Scotchman, rarer than the phoenix, is
+that virtuous man, a monster he is, nay, he is an impossible man, who
+will consent to lose a prosperous anecdote on the consideration that
+it happens to be a lie. All history, therefore, being built partly, and
+some of it altogether, upon anecdotage, must be a tissue of lies. Such,
+for the most part, is the history of Suetonius, who may be esteemed the
+father of anecdotage; and being such, he (and not Herodotus) should
+have been honored with the title, _Father of Lies_. Such is the Augustan
+history, which is all that remains of the Roman empire; such is the vast
+series of French memoirs, now stretching through more than three entire
+centuries. Are these works, then, to be held cheap, because their truths
+to their falsehoods are in the ratio of one to five hundred? On the
+contrary, they are better, and more to be esteemed on that account;
+because, _now_ they are admirable reading on a winter's night; whereas,
+written on the principle of sticking to the truth, they would have been
+as dull as ditch water. Generally, therefore, the dealers in anecdotage
+are to be viewed with admiration, as patriotic citizens, willing to
+sacrifice their own characters, lest their countrymen should find
+themselves short of amusement. I esteem them as equal to Codrus,
+Timoleon, William Tell, or to Milton, as regards the liberty of
+unlicensed printing. And I object to them only in the exceptional case
+of their being cited as authorities for an inference, or as vouchers
+for a fact. Universally, it may be received as a rule of unlimited
+application,--that when an anecdote involves a stinging repartee, or
+collision of ideas, fancifully and brilliantly related to each other
+by resemblance or contrast, then you may challenge it as false to
+a certainty. One illustration of which is--that pretty nearly every
+memorable _propos_, or pointed repartee, or striking _mot_, circulating
+at this moment in Paris or London, as the undoubted property of
+Talleyrand, (that eminent knave,) was ascribed at Vienna, ninety years
+ago, to the Prince de Ligne, and thirty years previously, to Voltaire,
+and so on, regressively, to many other wits (knaves or not); until, at
+length, if you persist in backing far enough, you find yourself amongst
+Pagans, with the very same repartee, &c., doing duty in pretty good
+Greek; [Footnote: This is _literally_ true, more frequently than would
+be supposed. For instance, a jest often ascribed to Voltaire, and of
+late pointedly reclaimed for him by Lord Brougham, as being one that
+he (Lord B.) could swear to for _his_, so characteristic seemed the
+impression of Voltaire's mind upon the _tournure_ of the sarcasm,
+unhappily for this waste of sagacity, may be found recorded by Fabricius
+in the _Bibliotheca Graeca_, as the jest of a Greek who has been dead for
+about seventeen centuries. The man certainly _did_ utter the jest;
+and 1750 years ago. But who it was that he stole it from is another
+question. To all appearance, and according to Lord Brougham's opinion,
+the party robbed must have been M. de Voltaire. I notice the case,
+however, of the Greek thefts and frauds committed upon so many of our
+excellent wits belonging to the 18th and 19th centuries, chiefly with a
+view to M. de Talleyrand--that rather middling bishop, but very eminent
+knave. He also has been extensively robbed by the Greeks of the 2d and
+3d centuries. How else can you account for so many of his sayings being
+found amongst _their_ pages? A thing you may ascertain in a moment, at
+any police office, by having the Greeks searched: for surely you would
+never think of searching a bishop. Most of the Talleyrand jewels will be
+found concealed amongst the goods of these unprincipled Greeks. But one,
+and the most famous in the whole jewel-case, sorry am I to confess,
+was nearly stolen from the Bishop, not by any Greek, but by an English
+writer, viz., Goldsmith, who must have been dying about the time that
+his Excellency, the diplomatist, had the goodness to be born. That
+famous _mot_ about language, as a gift made to man for the purpose of
+_concealing_ his thoughts, is lurking in Goldsmith's Essays. Think of
+_that!_ Already, in his innocent childhood, whilst the Bishop was in
+petticoats, and almost before he had begun to curse and to swear plainly
+in French, an Irish vagabond had attempted to swindle him out of that
+famous witticism which has since been as good as a life-annuity to the
+venerable knave's literary fame.] sometimes, for instance in Hierocles,
+sometimes in Diogenes Laertius, in Plutarch, or in Athenaeus. Now the
+thing you know claimed by so many people, could not belong to all of
+them: _all_ of them could not be the inventors. Logic and common sense
+unite in showing us that it must have belonged to the moderns, who had
+clearly been hustled and robbed by the ancients, so much more
+likely to commit a robbery than Christians, they being all
+Gentiles--Pagans--Heathen dogs. What do I infer from this? Why, that
+upon _any_ solution of the case, hardly one worthy saying can be
+mentioned, hardly one jest, pun, or sarcasm, which has not been the
+occasion and subject of many falsehoods--as having been _au-(and
+men)-daciously_ transferred from generation to generation, sworn to in
+every age as this man's property, or that man's, by people that must
+have known they were lying, until you retire from the investigation with
+a conviction, that under any system of chronology, the science of lying
+is the only one that has never drooped. Date from _Anno Domini_, or
+from the Julian era, patronize Olympiads, or patronize (as _I_ do, from
+misanthropy, because nobody else _will_) the era of Nabonassar,--no
+matter, upon every road, thicker than mile-stones, you see records
+of human mendacity, or (which is much worse, in my opinion,) of human
+sympathy with other people's mendacity.
+
+This digression, now, on anecdotes,[Footnote: The word 'Anecdotes,'
+first, I believe, came into currency about the middle of the 6th
+century, from the use made of it by Procopius. _Literally_ it indicated
+nothing that could interest either public malice or public favor; it
+promised only _unpublished_ notices of the Emperor Justinian, his wife
+Theodora, Narses, Belisarius, &c. But _why_ had they been unpublished?
+Simply because scandalous and defamatory: and hence, from the interest
+which invested the case of an imperial court so remarkable, this
+oblique, secondary and purely accidental modification of the word came
+to influence its _general_ acceptation. Simply to have been previously
+unpublished, no longer raised any statement into an anecdote: it
+now received a new integration it must be some fresh publication of
+_personal_ memorabilia; and these having reference to _human_ creatures,
+must always be presumed to involve more evil than good--much defamation
+true or false--much doubtful insinuation--much suggestion of things
+worse than could be openly affirmed. So arose the word: but the _thing_
+arose with Suetonius, that dear, excellent and hard-working 'father of
+lies.'] is what the learned call an _excursus_, and, I am afraid, too
+long by half; not strictly in proportion. But don't mind _that_. I'll
+make it all right by being too short upon something else, at the next
+opportunity; and then nobody can complain. Meantime, I argue, that as
+all brilliant or epigrammatic anecdotes are probably false, (a thing
+that hereafter I shall have much pleasure in making out to the angry
+reader's satisfaction,) but to a dead certainty those anecdotes, in
+particular, which bear marks in their construction that a rhetorical
+effect of art had been contemplated by the narrator,--we may take for
+granted, that the current stories ascribing modern wars (French and
+English) to accidents the most inconsiderable, are false even in
+a literal sense; but at all events they are so when valued
+philosophically, and brought out into their circumstantial relations.
+For instance, we have a French anecdote, from the latter part of the
+seventeenth century, which ascribes one bloody war to the accident of a
+little 'miff,' arising between the king and his minister upon some such
+trifle as the situation of a palace window. Again, from the early
+part of the eighteenth century, we have an English anecdote, ascribing
+consequences no less bloody to a sudden feud between two ladies, and
+that feud, (if I remember,) tracing itself up to a pair of gloves;
+so that, in effect, the war and the gloves form the two poles of
+the transaction. Harlequin throws a pair of Limerick gloves into a
+corn-mill; and the spectator is astonished to see the gloves immediately
+issuing from the hopper, well ground into seven armies of one hundred
+thousand men each, and with parks of artillery to correspond. In these
+two anecdotes, we recognize at once the able and industrious artist
+arranging his materials with a pious regard to theatrical effect. This
+man knows how to group his figures; well he understands where to plant
+his masses of light and shade; and what impertinence it would be in us
+spectators, the reader suppose and myself, to go behind the scenes for
+critical inquiry into daylight realities. All reasonable men see that,
+the less of such realities our artist had to work with, the more was his
+merit. I am one of those that detest all insidious attempts to rob
+men situated as this artist of their fair fame, by going about and
+whispering that perhaps the thing is true. Far from it! I sympathize
+with the poor trembling artist, and agree most cordially that the whole
+story is a lie; and he may rely upon my support at all times to
+the extent of denying that any vestige of truth probably lay at the
+foundations of his ingenious apologue. And what I say of the English
+fable, I am willing to say of the French one. Both, I dare say, were the
+rankest fictions. But next, what, after all, if they were _not?_ For, in
+the rear of all discussion upon anecdotes, considered simply as true
+or _not_ true, comes finally a _valuation_ of those anecdotes in their
+moral relation, and as to the inferences which they will sustain. The
+story, for example, of the French minister Louvois, and the adroitness
+with which he fastened upon great foreign potentates, in the shape of
+war, that irritability of temper in his royal master which threatened
+to consume himself; the diplomatic address with which he transmuted
+suddenly a task so delicate as that of skirmishing daily in a
+Council Chamber with his own sovereign, into that far jollier mode of
+disputation where one replies to all objections of the very keenest
+logician, either with round shot or with grape; here is an anecdote,
+which (for my own part) I am inclined to view as pure gasconade. But
+suppose the story true, still it may happen that a better valuation
+of it may disturb the whole edifice of logical inferences by which it
+seemed to favor the speculations of the war abolitionists. Let us see.
+What _was_ the logic through which such a tale as this could lend any
+countenance to the schemes of these abolitionists? That logic travelled
+in the following channel. Such a tale, or the English tale of the
+gloves, being supposed true, it would seem to follow, that war and the
+purposes of war were phenomena of chance growth, not attached to any
+instinct so ancient, and apparently so grooved into the dark necessities
+of our nature, as we had all taken for granted. Usually, we rank war
+with hunger, with cold, with sorrow, with death, afflictions of our
+human state that spring up as inevitably without separate culture and
+in defiance of all hostile culture, as verdure, as weeds, and as flowers
+that overspread in spring time a fertile soil without needing to be
+sown or watered--awful is the necessity, as it seems, of all such
+afflictions. Yet, again, if (as these anecdote simply) war could by
+possibility depend frequently on accidents of personal temperament,
+irritability in a sensual king, wounded sensibilities of pride between
+two sensitive ladies, there in a moment shone forth a light of hope upon
+the crusade against war.
+
+If _personal_ accidents could, to any serious extent, be amongst the
+causes of war, then it would become a hopeful duty to combine personal
+influences that should take an opposite direction. If casual causes
+could be supposed chiefly to have promoted war, how easy for a nation to
+arrange permanent and determinate causes against it! The logic of these
+anecdotes seemed to argue that the whole fountains of war were left to
+the government of chance and the windiest of levities; that war was not
+in reality roused into activity by the evil that resides in the human
+will, but on the contrary, by the simple defect of any will energetic
+enough or steady enough to merit that name. Multitudes of evils exist in
+our social system, simply because no steadiness of attention, nor action
+of combined will, has been converged upon them. War, by the silent
+evidence of these anecdotes, seemed to lie amongst that class of evils.
+A new era might be expected to commence in new views upon war; and the
+evil would be half conquered from the moment that it should be traced to
+a trivial or a personal origin.
+
+All this was plausible, but false. The anecdotes, and all similar
+anecdotes, might be true, but were delusive. The logical vice in them
+was--that they substituted an occasion for a cause. The king's ill
+temper for instance, acting through the levity and impatience of the
+minister, might be the _causa occasionalis_ of the war, but not its true
+_causa efficiens_. What _was?_ Where do the true permanent causes
+of war, as distinguished from its proximate excitements, find their
+lodgment and abiding ground? They lie in the system of national
+competitions; in the common political system to which all individual
+nations are unavoidably parties; in the system of public forces
+distributed amongst a number of adjacent nations, with no internal
+principle for adjusting the equilibrium of these forces, and no supreme
+_Areopagus_, or court of appeal, for deciding disputes. Here lies the
+_matrix_ of war, because an eternal _matrix_ of disputes lies in a
+system of interests that are continually the same, and therefore the
+parents of rivalships too close, that are continually different, and
+so far the parents of alienation too wide. All war is an instinctive
+_nisus_ for redressing the errors of equilibrium in the relative
+position of nations amongst nations. Every nation's duty, first, midst,
+and last, is to itself. No nation can be safe from continual (because
+insensible) losses of ground, but by continual jealousies, watchings,
+and ambitious strivings to mend its own position. Civilities and
+high-bred courtesies pass and ought to pass between nations; that is
+the graceful drapery which shrouds their natural, fierce, and tiger-like
+relations to each other. But the glaring eyes, which express this
+deep and inalienable ferocity, look out at intervals from below these
+gorgeous draperies; and sad it is to think that at intervals the acts
+and the temper suitable to those glaring eyes _must_ come forward. Mr.
+Carter was on terms of the most exquisite dissimulation with his lions
+and tigers; but, as often as he trusted his person amongst them, if,
+in the midst of infinite politeness exchanged on all sides, he saw a
+certain portentous expression of mutiny kindling in the eyeball of any
+discontented tiger, all was lost, unless he came down instantly
+upon that tiger's skull with a blow from an iron bar, that suggested
+something like apoplexy. On such terms do nations meet in diplomacy;
+high consideration for each other does not conceal the basis of enmity
+on which they rest; not an enmity that belongs to their feelings, but to
+the necessities of their position. Every nation in negotiating has
+its right hand upon the hilt of its sword, and at intervals playfully
+unsheaths a little of its gleaming blade. As things stand at present,
+war and peace are bound together like the vicissitudes of day and night,
+of Castor and Pollux. It matters little which bucket of the two is
+going up at the moment, which going down. Both are steadfastly tied by a
+system of alternations to a revolving wheel; and a new war as certainly
+becomes due during the evolutions of a tedious peace, as a new peace
+may be relied on during the throes of a bloody war, to tranquillize its
+wounds. Consequently, when the arrogant Louvois carried a war to the
+credit of his own little account on the national leger of France,
+this coxcomb well knew that a war was at any rate due about that
+time. Really, says he, I must find out some little war to exhaust the
+_surplus_ irritability of this person, or he'll be the death of me. But
+irritable or not irritable, with a puppy for his minister or not, the
+French king would naturally have been carried headlong into war by the
+mere system of Europe, within a very few months. So much had the causes
+of complaint reciprocally accumulated. The account must be cleansed, the
+court roll of grievances must be purged. With respect to the two English
+ladies again, it is still more evident that they could not have _caused_
+a war by pulling caps with each other, since the grounds of every war,
+what had caused it, and prolonged it, was sure to be angrily reviewed by
+Parliament at each annual exposition of the Finance Minister's Budget.
+These ladies, and the French coxcomb, could at the utmost have claimed a
+distinction--such as that which belonged to a particular Turkish gunner,
+the captain of a gun at Navarino, viz., that he, by firing the first
+shot without orders, did (as a matter of fact) let loose and unmuzzle
+the whole of that dreadful iron hurricane from four nations which
+instantly followed, but which (be it known to the gunner) could not
+have been delayed for fifty minutes longer, whether he had fired the
+unauthorized gun or not.
+
+But now, let me speak to the second proposition of my two-headed thesis,
+viz., that war _ought_ not to be abolished, if such an abolition were
+even possible. _Prima facie_, it seems a dreadful doctrine to claim
+a place for war as amongst the evils that are salutary to man; but
+conscientiously I hold it to be such. I hold with Wordsworth, but
+for reasons which may or may not be the same, since he has not stated
+_his_--
+
+ 'That God's most dreaded instrument,
+ In working out a pure intent,
+ Is man--array'd for mutual slaughter:
+ Yea, Carnage is his daughter.'
+
+I am obliged to hold, that supposing so romantic a condition realized
+as the cessation of war, this change, unless other evils were previously
+abolished, or neutralized in a way still more romantic to suppose, would
+not be for the welfare of human nature, but would tend to its rapid
+degradation.
+
+One, in fact, of the earliest aspects under which this moral necessity
+for war forces itself upon our notice, is its physical necessity. I mean
+to say that one of the earliest reasons why war _ought_ to exist, is
+because under any mode of suppressing war, virtually it _will_ exist.
+Banish war as now administered, and it will revolve upon us in a worse
+shape, that is, in a shape of predatory and ruffian war, more and more
+licentious, as it enjoys no privilege or sufferance, by the supposition,
+under the national laws. Will the causes of war die away because war is
+forbidden? Certainly not; and the only result of the prohibition would
+be to throw back the exercise of war from national into private and
+mercenary hands; and _that_ is precisely the retrograde or inverse
+course of civilization; for, in the natural order of civilization, war
+passes from the hands of knights, barons, insulated cities, into those
+of the universal community. If, again, it is attempted to put down this
+lawless _guerilla_ state by national forces, then the result will be to
+have established an interminable warfare of a mixed character, private
+and public, civil and foreign, infesting the frontiers of all states
+like a fever, and in substitution for the occasional and intermitting
+wars of high national police, administered with the dignified
+responsibility that belongs to supreme rank, with the humanity that
+belongs to conscious power, and with the diminishing havoc that belongs
+to increasing skill in the arts of destruction. Even as to this last
+feature in warfare, which in the war of brigands and _condottieri_ would
+for many reasons instantly decay, no reader can fail to be aware of the
+marvels effected by the forces of inventive science that run along
+side by side with the advances of civilization; look back even to the
+grandest period of the humane Roman warfare, listen to the noblest and
+most merciful of all Roman captains, saying on the day of Pharsalia,
+(and saying of necessity,) 'Strike at their faces, cavalry,'--yes,
+absolutely directing his own troopers to plough up with their sabres the
+blooming faces of the young Roman nobility; and then pass to a modern
+field of battle, where all is finished by musquetry and artillery amidst
+clouds of smoke, no soldier recognizing his own desolations, or the
+ghastly ruin of his own right arm, so that war, by losing all its
+brutality, is losing half of its demoralization.
+
+War, so far from ending, because war was forbidden and nationally
+renounced, on the contrary would transmigrate into a more fearful
+shape. As things are at present, (and, observe, they are always growing
+better,) what numbers of noble-minded men, in the persons of our
+officers (yes, and often of non-commissioned officers,) do we British,
+for example, disperse over battle-fields, that could not dishonor their
+glorious uniform by any countenance to an act of cruelty! They are eyes
+delegated from the charities of our domestic life, to overlook and
+curb the license of war. I remember, in Xenophon, some passage where
+he describes a class of Persian gentlemen, who were called the
+_ophthalmoi_, or _eyes_ of the king; but for a very different purpose.
+These British officers may be called the _opthalmoi_, or eyes of
+our Sovereign Lady, that into every corner of the battle carry their
+scrutiny, lest any cruelty should be committed on the helpless, or any
+advantage taken of a dying enemy. But mark, such officers would be rare
+in the irregular troops succeeding to the official armies. And through
+this channel, amongst others, war, when cried down by act of Parliament,
+and precisely _because_ it was cried down, would become more perilously
+effective for the degradation of human nature. Being itself dishonored,
+war would become the more effective as an instrument for the dishonoring
+of its agents. However, at length, we will suppose the impossible
+problem solved--war, we will assume, is at last put down.
+
+At length there is no more war. Though by the way, let me whisper in
+your ear, (supposing you to be a Christian,) this would be a prelibation
+drawn prematurely from the cup of millennial happiness; and, strictly
+speaking, there is no great homage to religion, even thus far--in
+figuring _that_ to be the purchase of man for himself, and through his
+own efforts, which is viewed by Scripture as a glory removed to the
+infinite and starry distance of a millennium, and as the _teleutaion
+epigeinaema_, the last crowning attainment of Christian truth, no
+longer _militant_ on earth. Christianity it is, but Christianity when
+_triumphant_, and no longer in conflict with adverse, or thwarting, or
+limiting influences, which only can be equal to a revolution so mighty.
+But all this, for the sake of pursuing the assumption, let us agree to
+waive. In reality, there are two separate stations taken up by the war
+denouncers. One class hold, that an influence derived from political
+economy is quite equal to the flying leap by which man is to clear this
+unfathomable gulph of war, and to land his race for ever on the opposite
+shore of a self-sustaining peace. Simply, the contemplation of national
+debts, (as a burthen which never would have existed without war,) and
+a computation of the waste, havoc, unproductive labor, &c., attached to
+any single campaign--these, they imagine, might suffice, _per se_,
+for the extinction of war. But the other class cannot go along with
+a speculation so infirm. Reasons there are, in the opposite scale,
+tempting man into war,--which are far mightier than any motives
+addressed to his self-interest. Even straining her energies to the
+utmost, they regard all policy of the _purse_ as adequate: anything
+short of religion, they are satisfied, must be incommensurate to a
+result so vast.
+
+I myself certainly agree with this last class; but upon this arises
+a delusion, which I shall have some trouble in making the reader
+understand: and of this I am confident-that a majority, perhaps, in
+every given amount of readers, will share in the delusion; will part
+from me in the persuasion that the error I attempt to expose is no error
+at all, but that it is myself who am in the wrong. The delusion which
+I challenge as such, respects the very meaning and value of a sacrifice
+made to Christianity. What is it? what do we properly mean, by
+a concession or a sacrifice made to a spiritual power, such as
+Christianity? If a king and his people, impressed by the unchristian
+character of war, were to say, in some solemn act--'We, the parties
+undersigned, for the reasons stated in the body of this document,
+proclaim to all nations, that from and after Midsummer eve of the year
+1850, this being the eve of St. John the Baptist, (who was the herald of
+Christ,) we will no more prosecute any interest of ours, unless the one
+sole interest of national defence, by means of war,--and this sacrifice
+we make as a concession and act of homage to Christianity,--would
+_that_ vow, I ask, sincerely offered, and steadily observed, really be a
+sacrifice made to Christianity? Not at all. A sacrifice, that was truly
+such, to a spiritual religion, must be a sacrifice not verbally (though
+sincerely) dedicating itself to the religion, but a sacrifice wrought
+and accomplished by that religion, through and by its own spirit.
+Midsummer eve of 1850 could clearly make no spiritual change in the king
+or his people--such they would be on the morning after St. John's day,
+as on the morning before it--_i. e._, filled with all elements (though
+possibly undeveloped) of strife, feud, pernicious ambition.
+
+The delusion, therefore, which I charge upon this religious class of
+war denouncers is, that whilst they see and recognize this infinite
+imperfection of any influence which Christianity yet exercises upon
+the world, they nevertheless rely upon that acknowledged shadow for the
+accomplishment of what would, in such circumstances, be a real miracle;
+they rely upon that shadow, as truly and entirely as if it were already
+that substance which, in a vast revolution of ages, it will finally
+become. And they rely upon this mockery in _two_ senses; first, for the
+_endurance_ of the frail human resolution that would thaw in an hour
+before a great outrage, or provocation suited to the nobler infirmities
+of man. Secondly, which is the point I mainly aim at, assuming, for a
+moment, that the resolution _could_ endure, amongst all mankind, we are
+all equally convinced, that an evil so vast is not likely to be checked
+or controlled, except by some very extraordinary power. Well, where
+_is_ it? Show me that power. I know of none but Christianity. _There_,
+undoubtedly, is hope. But, in order that the hope may become rational,
+the power must become practical. And practical it is not in the extent
+required, until this Christianity, from being dimly appreciated by a
+section [Footnote _What_ section, if you please? I, for my part, do not
+agree with those that geographically degrade Christianity as occupying
+but a trifle on the area of our earth. Mark this; all Eastern
+populations have dwindled upon better acquaintance. Persia that _ought_
+to have, at least, two hundred and fifty millions of people, and _would_
+have them under English government, and once was supposed to have at
+least one hundred millions, how many millions has she? _Eight!_ This
+was ascertained by Napoleon's emissary in 1808, General Gardanne.
+Afghanistan has very little more, though some falsely count fourteen
+millions. There go two vast chambers of Mahometanism; not twenty
+millions between them. Hindostan may _really_ have one hundred and
+twenty millions claimed for her. As to the Burman Empire, I, nor anybody
+else knows the truth. But, as to China, I have never for a moment been
+moved by those ridiculous estimates of the flowery people, which our
+simple countrymen copy. Instead of three hundred and fifty millions, a
+third of the human race upon the most exaggerated estimate, read eighty
+or one hundred millions at most. Africa, as it regards religion, counts
+for a cipher. Europe, America, and the half of Asia, as to space, are
+Christian. Consequently, the total _facit_, as regards Christianity, is
+not what many amiable infidels make it to be. My dears, your wish was
+father to that thought.] of this world, shall have been the law that
+overrides the whole. That consummation is not immeasurably distant. Even
+now, from considerations connected with China, with New Zealand, Borneo,
+Australia, we may say, that already the fields are white for harvest.
+But alas! the interval is brief between Christianity small, and
+Christianity great, as regards space or terraqueous importance, compared
+with that interval which separates Christianity formally professed,
+from Christianity thankfully acknowledged by universal man in beauty and
+power.
+
+Here, therefore, is one spoke in the wheel for so vast a change as war
+dethroned, viz., that you see no cause, though you should travel round
+the whole horizon, adequate to so prodigious an effect. What could
+do it? Why, Christianity could do it. Aye, true; but man disarms
+Christianity. And no mock Christianity, no lip homage to Christianity,
+will answer.
+
+But is war, then, to go on for ever? Are we never to improve? Are
+nations to conduct their intercourse eternally under the secret
+understanding that an unchristian solution of all irreconcileable feuds
+stands in the rear as the ultimate appeal? I answer that war, going on
+even for ever, may still be for ever amending its modes and its results
+upon human happiness; secondly, that we not only are under no fatal
+arrest in our process of improvement, but that, as regards war, history
+shows how steadily we _have_ been improving; and, thirdly, that although
+war may be irreversible as the last resource, this last resource may
+constantly be retiring further into the rear. Let us speak to this
+last point. War is the last resource only, because other and more
+intellectual resources for solving disputes are not available. And
+_why_ are they not? Simply, because the knowledge, and the logic, which
+ultimately will govern the case, and the very circumstances of the case
+itself in its details, as the basis on which this knowledge and logic
+are to operate, happen not to have been sufficiently developed. A code
+of law is not a spasmodic effort of gigantic talent in any one man
+or any one generation; it is a slow growth of accidents and occasions
+expanding with civilization; dependent upon time as a multiform element
+in its development; and presupposing often a concurrent growth of
+_analogous_ cases towards the completion of its system. For instance,
+the law which regulates the rights of shipping, seafaring men, and
+maritime commerce--how slow was its development! Before such works as
+the _Consolato del Mare_ had been matured, how wide must have been the
+experience, and how slow its accumulation! During that long period of
+infancy for law, how many must have been the openings for ignorant
+and unintentional injustice! How differently, again, will the several
+parties to any transaction construe the rights of the case! Discussion,
+without rules for guiding it, will but embitter the dispute. And in the
+absence of all guidance from the intellect, gradually weaving a _common_
+standard of international appeal, it is clear that nations _must_ fight,
+and _ought_ to fight. Not being convinced, it is base to pretend that
+you _are_ convinced; and failing to be convinced by your neighbor's
+arguments, you confess yourself a poltroon (and moreover you _invite_
+injuries from every neighbor) if you pocket your wrongs. The only course
+in such a case is to thump your neighbor, and to thump him soundly
+for the present. This treatment is very serviceable to your neighbor's
+optics; he sees things in a new light after a sufficient course of so
+distressing a regimen. But mark, even in this case, war has no tendency
+to propagate war, but tends to the very opposite result. To thump is as
+costly, and in other ways as painful, as to _be_ thumped. The evil to
+both sides arises in an undeveloped state of law. If rights were defined
+by a well considered code growing out of long experience, each party
+sees that this scourge of war would continually tend to limit itself.
+Consequently the very necessity of war becomes the strongest invitation
+to that system of judicial logic which forms its sole limitation. But
+all war whatsoever stands in these circumstances. It follows that all
+war whatever, unless on the brutal principle of a Spartan warfare, that
+made war its own sufficient object and self-justification, operates as
+a perpetual bounty offered to men upon the investigation and final
+adjudication of those disputed cases through which war prospers. Hence
+it is, viz., because the true boundaries of reciprocal rights are for
+ever ascertaining themselves more clearly, that war is growing less
+frequent. The fields open to injustice (which originally from pure
+ignorance are so vast) continually (through deeper and more expansive
+surveys by man's intellect--searching--reflecting--comparing) are
+narrowing themselves; narrowing themselves in this sense, that all
+nations under a common centre of religious civilization, as Christendom
+suppose, or Islamism, would not fight--no, and would not (by the
+national sense of wrong and right) be permitted to fight--in a cause
+_confessedly_ condemned by equity as now developed. The causes of war
+that still remain, are causes on which international law is silent--that
+large arrear of cases as yet unsettled; or else they are cases in which
+though law speaks with an authentic voice, it speaks in vain, because
+the circumstances are doubtful; so that, if the law is fixed as a lamp
+nailed to a wall, yet the _incidence_ of the law on the particular
+circumstances, becomes as doubtful as the light of the lamp upon objects
+that are capriciously moving. We see all this illustrated in a class of
+cases that powerfully illustrate the good and the bad in war, the why
+and the wherefore, as likewise the why _not_, and therefore I presume
+the wherefore _not_; and this class of cases belongs to the _lex
+vicinitatis_. In the Roman law this section makes a great figure. And
+speaking accurately, it makes a greater in our own. But the reason why
+this _law of neighborhood_ seems to fill so much smaller a section in
+ours, is because in English law, being _positively_ a longer section,
+_negatively_ to the whole compass of our law, it is less. The Roman law
+would have paved a road to the moon. And what is _that_ expressed in
+time? Let us see: a railway train, worked at the speed of the Great
+Western Express, accomplishes easily a thousand miles in twenty-four
+hours; consequently in two hundred and forty days or eight months it
+would run into the moon with its buffers, and break up the quarters of
+that Robinson Crusoe who (and without any Friday) is the only policeman
+that parades that little pensive appendage or tender to our fuming
+engine of an earth. But the English law--oh frightful reader, don't even
+think of such a question as its relation in space and time to the Roman
+law. That it would stretch to the fixed stars is plain, but to which
+of them,--don't now, dear persecuting reader, unsettle our brains by
+asking. Enough it is that both in Roman and English law the rights of
+neighborhood are past measuring. Has a man a right to play the German
+flute, where the partitions are slender, all day long in the house
+adjoining to yours? Or, supposing a beneficent jury (beneficent to
+_him_) finds this to be no legal nuisance, has he a right to play it
+ill? Or, because juries, when tipsy, will wink at anything, does the
+privilege extend to the jew's-harp? to the poker and tongs? to the
+marrowbones and cleavers? Or, without ranging through the whole of the
+_Spectator's_ culinary music, will the bagpipes be found within benefit
+of jury law? _War to the knife_ I say, before we'll submit to _that_.
+And if the law won't protect us against it, then we'll turn rebels.
+
+Now this law of neighborhood, this _lex vicinitatis_, amongst the
+Romans, righted itself and settled itself, as amongst ourselves it
+continues to do, by means of actions or legal suits. If a man poisons us
+with smoke, we compel him by an action to eat his own smoke, or (if he
+chooses) to make his chimneys eat it. Here you see is a transmuted war;
+in a barbarous state, fire and sword would have avenged this invasion of
+smoke; but amongst civilized men, paper bullets in the form of _Qui
+tam_ and _Scire facias_, beat off the enemy. And on the same principle,
+exactly as the law of international rights clears up its dark places,
+war gradually narrows its grounds, and the _jus gentium_ defines itself
+through national attorneys, _i. e._, diplomatists.
+
+For instance, now I have myself seen a case where a man cultivating a
+flower-garden, and distressed for some deliverance from his rubbish of
+dead leaves, litter, straw, stones, took the desperate resolution of
+projecting the whole upon his neighbor's flower-garden. I, a chance
+spectator of the outrage, knew too much of this world to lodge any
+protest against it, on the principle of mere abstract justice; so it
+would have passed unnoticed, but for the accident that his injured
+neighbor unexpectedly raised up his head above the dividing wall, and
+reproached the aggressor with his unprincipled conduct. This aggressor,
+adding evil to evil, suggested as the natural remedy for his own wrong,
+that the sufferer should pass the nuisance onwards to the garden next
+beyond him; from which it might be posted forward on the same principle.
+The aggrieved man, however, preferred passing it back, without any
+discount to the original proprietor. Here now, is a ripe case, a _causa
+teterrima_, for war between the parties, and for a national war had
+the parties been nations. In fact, the very same injury, in a more
+aggravated shape, is perpetrated from time to time by Jersey upon
+ourselves, and would, upon a larger scale, right itself by war. Convicts
+are costly to maintain; and Jersey, whose national revenue is limited,
+being too well aware of this, does us the favor to land upon the coasts
+of Hampshire, Dorset, &c., all the criminals whom she cannot summarily
+send back to self-support, at each jail-delivery. 'What are we to do in
+England?' is the natural question propounded by the injured scoundrels,
+when taking leave of their Jersey escort. 'Anything you please,' is
+the answer: 'rise if you can, to be dukes: only never come back hither;
+since, dukes or _no_ dukes, to the rest of Christendom, to _us_ of
+the Channel Islands you will always be transported felons.' There is
+therefore a good right of action, _i.e._, a good ground of war, against
+Jersey, on the part of Great Britain, since, besides the atrocious
+injury inflicted, this unprincipled little island has the audacity to
+regard our England, (all Europe looking on,) as existing only for the
+purposes of a sewer or cess-pool to receive _her_ impurities. Some time
+back I remember a Scottish newspaper holding up the case as a newly
+discovered horror in the social system. But, in a quiet way Jersey has
+always been engaged in this branch of exportation, and rarely fails to
+'run' a cargo of rogues upon our shore, once or so in the season. What
+amuses one besides, in this Scottish denunciation of the villany, is,
+that Scotland [Footnote: To banish them 'forth of the kingdom,' was the
+_euphuismus_; but the reality understood was--to carry the knaves, like
+foxes in a bag, to the English soil, and there unbag them for English
+use.] of old, pursued the very same mode of jail-delivery as to knaves
+that were not thought ripe enough for hanging: she carted them to
+the English border, unchained them, and hurried them adrift into the
+wilderness, saying--Now, boys, shift for yourselves, and henceforth
+plunder none but Englishmen.
+
+What I deduce from all this is, that as the feuds arising between
+individuals under the relation of neighbors, are so far from tending to
+a hostile result, that, on the contrary, as coming under a rule of
+law already ascertained, or furnishing the basis for a new rule, they
+gradually tighten the cords which exclude all opening for quarrel; not
+otherwise is the result, and therefore the usefulness, of war amongst
+nations. All the causes of war, the occasions upon which it is likely to
+arise, the true and the ostensible motives, are gradually evolved, are
+examined, searched, valued, by publicists; and by such means, in the
+further progress of men, a comprehensive law of nations will finally be
+accumulated, not such as now passes for international law, (a worthless
+code that _has_ no weight in the practice of nations, nor deserves any,)
+but one which will exhaust the great body of cases under which wars have
+arisen under the Christian era, and gradually collect a public opinion
+of Christendom upon the nature of each particular case. The causes that
+_have_ existed for war are the causes that _will_ exist; or, at least,
+they are the same under modifications that will simply vary the rule,
+as our law cases in the courts are every day circumstantiating the
+particular statute concerned. At this stage of advance, and when a true
+European opinion has been created, a '_sensus communis_,' or community
+of feeling on the main classifications of wars, it will become possible
+to erect a real Areopagus, or central congress for all Christendom, not
+with any commission to suppress wars,--a policy which would neutralize
+itself by reacting as a fresh cause of war, since high-spirited nations
+would arm for the purpose of resisting such decrees; but with the
+purpose and the effect of oftentimes healing local or momentary
+animosities, and also by publishing the opinion of Europe, assembled in
+council, with the effect of taking away the shadow of dishonor from the
+act of retiring from war. Not to mention that the mere delay, involved
+in the waiting for the solemn opinion of congress, would always be
+friendly to pacific councils. But _would_ the belligerents wait? That
+concession might be secured by general exchange of treaties, in the
+same way that the cooperation of so many nations has been secured to the
+suppression of the trade in slaves. And one thing is clear, that when
+all the causes of war, involving _manifest_ injustice, are banished by
+the force of European opinion, focally converged upon the subject, the
+range of war will be prodigiously circumscribed. The costliness of war,
+which, for various reasons has been continually increasing since the
+feudal period, will operate as another limitation upon its field,
+concurring powerfully with the public declaration from a council of
+collective Christendom.
+
+There is, besides, a distinct and separate cause of war, more fatal to
+the possibilities of peace in Europe than open injustice; and this cause
+being certainly in the hands of nations to deal with as they please,
+there is a tolerable certainty that a congress _sincerely_ pacific would
+cut it up by the roots. It is a cause noticed by Kant in his Essay on
+Perpetual Peace, and with great sagacity, though otherwise that little
+work is not free from visionary self-delusions: and this cause lies in
+the diplomacy of Europe. Treaties of peace are so constructed, as almost
+always to sow the seeds of future wars. This seems to the inexperienced
+reader a matter of carelessness or laxity in the choice of expression;
+and sometimes it may have been so; but more often it has been done under
+the secret dictation of powerful courts--making peaces only as truces,
+anxious only for time to nurse their energies, and to keep open some
+plausible call for war. This is not only amongst the most extensive
+causes of war, but the very worst: because it gives a colorable air of
+justice, and almost of necessity to a war, which is, in fact, the most
+outrageously unjust, as being derived from a pretext silently prepared
+in former years, with mere subtlety of malice: it is a war growing out
+of occasions, forged beforehand, lest no occasions should spontaneously
+arise. Now, this cause of war could and would be healed by a congress,
+and through an easy reform in European diplomacy.[Footnote: One great
+_nidus_ of this insidious preparation for war under the very masque of
+peace, which Kant, from brevity, has failed to particularize, lies in
+the neglecting to make any provision for cases that are likely enough to
+arise. A, B, C, D, are all equally possible, but the treaty provides a
+specific course of action only for A, suppose. Then upon B or C arising,
+the high contracting parties, though desperately and equally pacific,
+find themselves committed to war actually by a treaty of lasting peace.
+Their pacific majesties sigh, and say--Alas! that it should be so, but
+really fight we must, for what says the treaty?]
+
+It is the strongest confirmation of the power inherent in growing
+civilization, to amend war, and to narrow the field of war, if we look
+back for the records of the changes in this direction which have already
+arisen in generations before our own.
+
+The most careless reviewer of history can hardly fail to read a rude
+outline of progress made by men in the rights, and consequently in the
+duties of war through the last twenty-five centuries. It is a happy
+circumstance for man--that oftentimes he is led by pure selfishness into
+reforms, the very same as high principle would have prompted; and in the
+next stage of his advance, when once habituated to an improved code of
+usages, he begins to find a gratification to his sensibilities, (partly
+luxurious sensibilities, but partly moral,) in what originally had been
+a mere movement of self-interest. Then comes a third stage, in which
+having thoroughly reconciled himself to a better order of things, and
+made it even necessary to his own comfort, at length he begins in
+his reflecting moments to perceive a moral beauty and a fitness in
+arrangements that had emanated from accidents of convenience, so that
+finally he generates a sublime pleasure of conscientiousness out of
+that which originally commenced in the meanest forms of mercenary
+convenience. A Roman lady of rank, out of mere voluptuous regard to her
+own comfort, revolted from the harsh clamors of eternal chastisements
+inflicted on her numerous slaves; she forbade them; the grateful slaves
+showed their love for her; gradually and unintentionally she trained
+her feelings, when thus liberated from a continual temptation to the
+sympathies with cruelty, into a demand for gentler and purer excitement.
+Her purpose had been one of luxury; but, by the benignity of nature
+still watching for ennobling opportunities, the actual result was a
+development given to the higher capacities of her heart. In the same
+way, when the brutal right (and in many circumstances the brutal duty)
+of inflicting death upon prisoners taken in battle, had exchanged
+itself for the profits of ransom or slavery, this relaxation of ferocity
+(though commencing in selfishness) gradually exalted itself into a habit
+of mildness, and some dim perception of a sanctity in human life. The
+very vice of avarice ministered to the purification of barbarism;
+and the very evil of slavery in its earliest form was applied to the
+mitigation of another evil--war conducted in the spirit of piratical
+outrage. The commercial instincts of men having worked one set of
+changes in war, a second set of changes was prompted by instincts
+derived from the arts of ornament and pomp. Splendor of arms, of
+banners, of equipages, of ceremonies, and the elaborate forms of
+intercourse with enemies through conferences, armistices, treaties of
+peace, &c., having tamed the savagery of war into connection with
+modes of intellectual grandeur, and with the endless restraints of
+superstition or scrupulous religion,--a permanent light of civilization
+began to steal over the bloody shambles of buccaneering warfare. Other
+modes of harmonizing influences arose more directly from the bosom of
+war itself. Gradually the mere practice of war, and the culture of
+war though merely viewed as a rude trade of bloodshed, ripened into an
+intellectual art. Were it merely with a view to more effectual carnage,
+this art (however simple and gross at first) opened at length into wide
+scientific arts, into strategies, into tactics, into castrametation,
+into poliorcetics, and all the processes through which the first rude
+efforts of martial cunning finally connect themselves with the exquisite
+resources of science. War, being a game in which each side forces the
+other into the instant adoption of all improvements through the mere
+necessities of self-preservation, became continually more intellectual.
+
+It is interesting to observe the steps by which, were it only through
+impulses of self-conservation, and when searching with a view to more
+effectual destructiveness, war did and must refine itself from a horrid
+trade of butchery into a magnificent and enlightened science. Starting
+from no higher impulse or question than how to cut throats most rapidly,
+most safely, and on the largest scale, it has issued even at our own
+stage of advance into a science, magnificent, oftentimes ennobling, and
+cleansed from all horrors except those which (not being within man's
+power utterly to divorce from it) no longer stand out as reproaches to
+his humanity.
+
+Meantime a more circumstantial review of war, in relation to its motives
+and the causes assigned for its justification, would expose a series
+of changes greater perhaps than the reader is aware of. Such a review,
+which would too much lengthen a single paper, may or may not form the
+subject of a second. And I will content myself with saying, as a closing
+remark, that this review will detect a principle of steady advance in
+the purification and elevation of war--such as must offer hope to those
+who believe in the possibility of its absolute extermination, and must
+offer consolation to those who (like myself) deny it.
+
+
+
+
+THE LAST DAYS OF IMMANUEL KANT.
+
+
+I take it for granted that every person of education will acknowledge
+some interest in the personal history of Immanuel Kant. A great man,
+though in an unpopular path, must always be an object of liberal
+curiosity. To suppose a reader thoroughly indifferent to Kant, is to
+suppose him thoroughly unintellectual; and, therefore, though in reality
+he should happen _not_ to regard him with interest, it is one of the
+fictions of courtesy to presume that he does. On this principle I make
+no apology to the reader for detaining him upon a short sketch of
+Kant's life and domestic habits, drawn from the authentic records of his
+friends and pupils. It is true, that, without any illiberality on the
+part of the public in this country, the _works_ of Kant are not regarded
+with the same interest which has gathered about his _name_; and this may
+be attributed to three causes--first, to the language in which they are
+written; secondly, to the supposed obscurity of the philosophy which
+they teach, whether intrinsic or due to Kant's particular mode
+of expounding it; thirdly, to the unpopularity of all speculative
+philosophy, no matter how treated, in a country where the structure and
+tendency of society impress upon the whole activities of the nation
+a direction exclusively practical. But, whatever may be the immediate
+fortunes of his writings, no man of enlightened curiosity will regard
+the author himself without something of a profounder interest. Measured
+by one test of power, viz., by the number of books written directly
+for or against himself, to say nothing of those which he has indirectly
+modified, there is no philosophic writer whatsoever, if we except
+Aristotle, who can pretend to approach Kant in the extent of the
+influence which he has exercised over the minds of men. Such being his
+claims upon our notice, I repeat that it is no more than a reasonable
+act of respect to the reader--to presume in him so much interest about
+Kant as will justify a sketch of his life.
+
+Immanuel Kant, [Footnote: By the paternal side, the family of Kant was
+of Scotch derivation; and hence it is that the name was written by Kant
+the father--_Cant_, that being a Scotch name, and still to be found in
+Scotland. But Immanuel, though he always cherished his Scotch descent,
+substituted a _K_ for a _C_, in order to adapt it better to the
+analogies of the German language.] the second of six children, was born
+at Koenigsberg, in Prussia, a city at that time containing about fifty
+thousand inhabitants, on the 22d of April, 1724. His parents were people
+of humble rank, and not rich even for their own station, but able (with
+some assistance from a near relative, and a trifle in addition from a
+gentleman, who esteemed them for their piety and domestic virtues,) to
+give their son Immanuel a liberal education. He was sent when a child
+to a charity school; and, in the year 1732, removed to the Royal (or
+Frederician) Academy. Here he studied the Greek and Latin classics,
+and formed an intimacy with one of his schoolfellows, David Ruhnken,
+(afterwards so well known to scholars under his Latin name of
+Ruhn-kenius,) which lasted until the death of the latter. In 1737, Kant
+lost his mother, a woman of excellent character, and of accomplishments
+and knowledge beyond her rank, who contributed to the future eminence
+of her illustrious son by the direction which she gave to his youthful
+thoughts, and by the elevated morals to which she trained him. Kant
+never spoke of her to the end of his life without the utmost tenderness,
+and acknowledgment of his great obligations to her maternal care. In
+1740, at Michaelmas, he entered the University of Koenigsberg. In 1746,
+when about twenty-two years old, he printed his first work, upon a
+question partly mathematical and partly philosophic, viz., the valuation
+of living forces. The question had been first moved by Leibnitz, in
+opposition to the Cartesians, and was here finally settled, after having
+occupied most of the great mathematicians of Europe for more than half
+a century. It was dedicated to the King of Prussia, but never reached
+him--having, in fact, never been published. [Footnote: To this
+circumstance we must attribute its being so little known amongst the
+philosophers and mathematicians of foreign countries, and also the fact
+that D'Alembert, whose philosophy was miserably below his mathematics,
+many years afterwards still continued to represent the dispute as
+a verbal one.] From this time until 1770, he supported himself as a
+private tutor in different families, or by giving private lectures in
+Koenigsberg, especially to military men on the art of fortification. In
+1770, he was appointed to the Chair of Mathematics, which he exchanged
+soon after for that of Logic and Metaphysics. On this occasion,
+he delivered an inaugural disputation--[_De Mundi Sensibilis atque
+Intelligibilis Forma et Principiis_]--which is remarkable for containing
+the first germs of the Transcendental Philosophy. In 1781, he published
+his great work, the _Critik der Reinen Vernunft,_ or _Investigation of
+the Pure Reason_. On February 12, 1804, he died.
+
+These are the great epochs of Kant's life. But his was a life remarkable
+not so much for its incidents, as for the purity and philosophic dignity
+of its daily tenor; and of this the best impression will be obtained
+from Wasianski's account of his last years, checked and supported by
+the collateral testimonies of Jachmann, Rink, Borowski, and other
+biographers. We see him here struggling with the misery of decaying
+faculties, and with the pain, depression, and agitation of two different
+complaints, one affecting his stomach, and the other his head; over
+all which the benignity and nobility of his mind are seen victoriously
+eminent to the last. The principal defect of this and all other
+memoirs of Kant is, that they report too little of his conversation and
+opinions. And perhaps the reader will be disposed to complain, that some
+of the notices are too minute and circumstantial, so as to be at one
+time undignified, and at another unfeeling. As to the first objection,
+it may be answered, that biographical gossip of this sort, and
+ungentlemanly scrutiny into a man's private life, though not what a man
+of honor would choose to write, may be read without blame; and, where a
+great man is the subject, sometimes with advantage. With respect to the
+other objection, I know not how to excuse Mr. Wasianski for kneeling
+at the bed-side of his dying friend, to record, with the accuracy of a
+short-hand reporter, the last flutter of his pulse and the struggles of
+expiring nature, except by supposing that the idea of Kant, as a person
+belonging to all ages, in his mind transcended and extinguished
+the ordinary restraints of human sensibility, and that, under this
+impression, he gave _that_ to his sense of a public duty which, it may
+be hoped, he would willingly have declined on the impulse of his private
+affections.
+
+_The following paper on The Last Days of Kant, is gathered from the
+German of Wasianski, Jachmann, Borowski, and others._
+
+My knowledge of Professor Kant began long before the period to which
+this little memorial of him chiefly refers. In the year 1773, or 1774,
+I cannot exactly remember which, I attended his lectures. Afterwards, I
+acted as his amanuensis; and in that office was naturally brought into
+a closer connection with him than any other of his pupils; so that,
+without any request on my part, he granted me a general privilege of
+free admission to his class-room. In 1780 I took orders, and withdrew
+myself from all connection with the university. I still continued,
+however, to reside in Koenigsberg; but wholly forgotten, or wholly
+unnoticed at least, by Kant. Ten years afterwards, (that is to say,
+in 1790,) I met him by accident at a party given on occasion of the
+marriage of one of the professors. At table, Kant distributed
+his conversation and attentions pretty generally; but after the
+entertainment, when the company broke up into parties, he came and
+seated himself very obligingly by my side. I was at that time a
+florist--an amateur, I mean, from the passion I had for flowers;
+upon learning which, he talked of my favorite pursuit, and with
+very extensive information. In the course of our conversation, I
+was surprised to find that he was perfectly acquainted with all
+the circumstances of my situation. He reminded me of our previous
+connection; expressed his satisfaction at finding that I was happy; and
+was so good as to desire that, if my engagements allowed me, I would now
+and then come and dine with him. Soon after this, he rose to take his
+leave; and, as our road lay the same way, he proposed to me that I
+should accompany him home. I did so, and received an invitation for
+the next week, with a general invitation for every week after, and
+permission to name my own day. At first I was unable to explain the
+distinction with which Kant had treated me; and I conjectured that
+some obliging friend had spoken of me in his hearing, somewhat more
+advantageously than I could pretend to deserve; but more intimate
+experience has convinced me that he was in the habit of making continual
+inquiries after the welfare of his former pupils, and was heartily
+rejoiced to hear of their prosperity. So that it appeared I was wrong in
+thinking he had forgotten me.
+
+This revival of my intimacy with Professor Kant, coincided pretty
+nearly, in point of time, with a complete change in his domestic
+arrangements. Up to this period it had been his custom to eat at a
+_table d'hote_. But he now began to keep house himself, and every day
+invited two friends to dine with him, and upon any little festival from
+five to eight; for he was a punctual observer of Lord Chesterfield's
+rule--that his dinner party, himself included, should not fall below the
+number of the Graces--nor exceed that of the Muses. In the whole economy
+of his household arrangements, and especially of his dinner parties,
+there was something peculiar and amusingly opposed to the usual
+conventional restraints of society; not, however, that there was any
+neglect of decorum, such as sometimes occurs in houses where there are
+no ladies to impress a better tone upon the manners. The invariable
+routine was this: The moment that dinner was ready, Lampe, the
+professor's old footman, stepped into the study with a certain measured
+air, and announced it. This summons was obeyed at the pace of double
+quick time--Kant talking all the way to the eating-room about the state
+of the weather [Footnote: His reason for which was, that he considered
+the weather one of the principal forces which act upon the health;
+and his own frame was exquisitely sensible to all atmospheric
+influences.]--a subject which he usually pursued during the earlier part
+of the dinner. Graver themes, such as the political events of the day,
+were never introduced before dinner, or at all in his study. The moment
+that Kant had taken his seat, and unfolded his napkin, he opened the
+business of dinner with a particular formula--'_Now, then, gentlemen!_'
+and the tone and air with which he uttered these words, proclaimed, in
+a way which nobody could mistake, relaxation from the toils of the
+morning, and determinate abandonment of himself to social enjoyment.
+The table was hospitably spread; three dishes, wine, &c., with a small
+second course, composed the dinner. Every person helped himself; and all
+delays of ceremony were so disagreeable to Kant, that he seldom failed
+to express his displeasure with anything of that sort, though not
+angrily. He was displeased also if people ate little; and treated it as
+affectation. The first man to help himself was in his eyes the politest
+guest; for so much the sooner came his own turn. For this hatred of
+delay, Kant had a special excuse, having always worked hard from an
+early hour in the morning, and eaten nothing until dinner. Hence it was,
+that in the latter period of his life, though less perhaps from actual
+hunger than from some uneasy sensation of habit or periodical irritation
+of stomach, he could hardly wait with patience for the arrival of the
+last person invited.
+
+There was no friend of Kant's but considered the day on which he was to
+dine with him as a day of pleasure. Without giving himself the air of
+an instructor, Kant really was so in the very highest degree. The whole
+entertainment was seasoned with the overflow of his enlightened mind,
+poured out naturally and unaffectedly upon every topic, as the chances
+of conversation suggested it; and the time flew rapidly away, from one
+o'clock to four, five, or even later, profitably and delightfully. Kant
+tolerated no _calms_, which was the name he gave to the momentary pauses
+in conversation, or periods when its animation languished. Some means or
+other he always devised for restoring its tone of interest, in which he
+was much assisted by the tact with which he drew from every guest his
+peculiar tastes, or the particular direction of his pursuits; and on
+these, be they what they might, he was never unprepared to speak with
+knowledge, and the interest of an original observer. The local affairs
+of Koenigsberg must have been interesting indeed, before they could be
+allowed to occupy the attention at _his_ table. And, what may seem still
+more singular, it was rarely or never that he directed the conversation
+to any branch of the philosophy founded by himself. Indeed he was
+perfectly free from the fault which besets so many _savans_ and
+_literati_, of intolerance towards those whose pursuits had disqualified
+them for any particular sympathy with his own. His style of conversation
+was popular in the highest degree, and unscholastic; so much so, that
+any stranger who should have studied his works, and been unacquainted
+with his person, would have found it difficult to believe, that in this
+delightful companion he saw the profound author of the Transcendental
+Philosophy.
+
+The subjects of conversation at Kant's table were drawn chiefly from
+natural philosophy, chemistry, meteorology, natural history, and above
+all, from politics. The news of the day, as reported in the public
+journals, was discussed with a peculiar vigilance of examination. With
+regard to any narrative that wanted dates of time and place, however
+otherwise plausible, he was uniformly an inexorable sceptic, and held it
+unworthy of repetition. So keen was his penetration into the interior of
+political events, and the secret policy under which they moved, that he
+talked rather with the authority of a diplomatic person who had access
+to cabinet intelligence, than as a simple spectator of the great scenes
+which were unfolding in Europe. At the time of the French Revolution,
+he threw out many conjectures, and what were then accounted paradoxical
+anticipations, especially in regard to military operations, which were
+as punctually fulfilled as his own memorable conjecture in regard to the
+hiatus in the planetary system between Mars and Jupiter,[Footnote: To
+which the author should have added--and in regard to the hiatus between
+the planetary and cometary systems, which was pointed out by Kant
+several years before his conjecture was established by the good
+telescope of Dr. Herschel. Vesta and Juno, further confirmations of
+Kant's conjecture, were discovered in June 1804, when Wasianski wrote.]
+the entire confirmation of which he lived to witness on the discovery
+of Ceres by Piazzi, in Palermo, and of Pallas, by Dr. Olbers, at
+Bremen. These two discoveries, by the way, impressed him much; and
+they furnished a topic on which he always talked with pleasure; though,
+according to his usual modesty, he never said a word of his own
+sagacity in having upon _a priori_ grounds shown the probability of such
+discoveries many years before.
+
+It was not only in the character of a companion that Kant shone, but
+also as a most courteous and liberal host, who had no greater pleasure
+than in seeing his guests happy and jovial, and rising with exhilarated
+spirits from the mixed pleasures--intellectual and liberally sensual--of
+his Platonic banquets. Chiefly, perhaps, with a view to the sustaining
+of this tone of genial hilarity, he showed himself somewhat of an artist
+in the composition of his dinner parties. Two rules there were which he
+obviously observed, and I may say invariably: the first was, that
+the company should be miscellaneous; this for the sake of securing
+sufficient variety to the conversation: and accordingly his parties
+presented as much variety as the world of Koenigsberg afforded, being
+drawn from all the modes of life, men in office, professors, physicians,
+clergymen, and enlightened merchants. His second rule was, to have a due
+balance of _young_ men, frequently of _very_ young men, selected from
+the students of the university, in order to impress a movement of gaiety
+and juvenile playfulness on the conversation; an additional motive for
+which, as I have reason to believe, was, that in this way he withdrew
+his mind from the sadness which sometimes overshadowed it, for the early
+deaths of some young friends whom he loved.
+
+And this leads me to mention a singular feature in Kant's way of
+expressing his sympathy with his friends in sickness. So long as the
+danger was imminent, he testified a restless anxiety, made perpetual
+inquiries, waited with patience for the crisis, and sometimes could not
+pursue his customary labors from agitation of mind. But no sooner was
+the patient's death announced, than he recovered his composure, and
+assumed an air of stern tranquillity--almost of indifference. The reason
+was, that he viewed life in general, and therefore, that particular
+affection of life which we call sickness, as a state of oscillation and
+perpetual change, between which and the fluctuating sympathies of hope
+and fear, there was a natural proportion that justified them to the
+reason; whereas death, as a permanent state that admitted of no _more_
+or _less_, that terminated all anxiety, and for ever extinguished the
+agitation of suspense, he would not allow to be fitted to any state of
+feeling, but one of the same enduring and unchanging character. However,
+all this philosophic heroism gave way on one occasion; for many persons
+will remember the tumultuous grief which he manifested upon the death
+of Mr. Ehrenboth, a young man of very fine understanding and extensive
+attainments, for whom he had the greatest affection. And naturally it
+happened, in so long a life as his, in spite of his provident rule for
+selecting his social companions as much as possible amongst the young,
+that he had to mourn for many a heavy loss that could never be supplied
+to him.
+
+To return, however, to the course of his day, immediately after the
+termination of his dinner party, Kant walked out for exercise; but on
+this occasion he never took any companion, partly, perhaps, because he
+thought it right, after so much convivial and colloquial relaxation, to
+pursue his meditations,[Footnote: Mr. Wasianski is wrong. To pursue his
+meditations under these circumstances, might perhaps be an inclination
+of Kant's to which he yielded, but not one which he would justify or
+erect into a maxim. He disapproved of eating alone, or _solipsismus
+convictorii_, as he calls it, on the principle, that a man would be apt,
+if not called off by the business and pleasure of a social party, to
+think too much or too closely, an exercise which he considered very
+injurious to the stomach during the first process of digestion. On the
+same principle he disapproved of walking or riding alone; the double
+exercise of thinking and bodily agitation, carried on at the same time,
+being likely, as he conceived, to press too hard upon the stomach.] and
+partly (as I happen to know) for a very peculiar reason, viz., that he
+wished to breathe exclusively through his nostrils, which he could not
+do if he were obliged continually to open his mouth in conversation. His
+reason for this was, that the atmospheric air, being thus carried round
+by a longer circuit, and reaching the lungs, therefore, in a state of
+less rawness, and at a temperature somewhat higher, would be less apt
+to irritate them. By a steady perseverance in this practice, which he
+constantly recommended to his friends, he flattered himself with a long
+immunity from coughs, colds, hoarseness, and every mode of defluxion;
+and the fact really was, that these troublesome affections attacked him
+very rarely. Indeed I myself, by only occasionally adopting his rule,
+have found my chest not so liable as formerly to such attacks.
+
+At six o'clock he sat down to his library table, which was a plain
+ordinary piece of furniture, and read till dusk. During this period of
+dubious light, so friendly to thought, he rested in tranquil meditation
+on what he had been reading, provided the book were worth it; if not, he
+sketched his lecture for the next day, or some part of any book he
+might then be composing. During this state of repose he took his station
+winter and summer by the stove, looking through the window at the old
+tower of Lobenicht; not that he could be said properly to see it, but
+the tower rested upon his eye,--obscurely, or but half revealed to his
+consciousness. No words seemed forcible enough to express his sense of
+the gratification which he derived from this old tower, when seen under
+these circumstances of twilight and quiet reverie. The sequel, indeed,
+showed how important it was to his comfort; for at length some poplars
+in a neighboring garden shot up to such a height as to obscure the
+tower, upon which Kant became very uneasy and restless, and at length
+found himself positively unable to pursue his evening meditations.
+Fortunately, the proprietor of the garden was a very considerate
+and obliging person, who had, besides, a high regard for Kant; and,
+accordingly, upon a representation of the case being made to him, he
+gave orders that the poplars should be cropped. This was done, the
+old tower of Lobenicht was again unveiled, and Kant recovered his
+equanimity, and pursued his twilight meditations as before.
+
+After the candles were brought, Kant prosecuted his studies till nearly
+ten o'clock. A quarter of an hour before retiring for the night, he
+withdrew his mind as much as possible from every class of thoughts which
+demanded any exertion or energy of attention, on the principle, that
+by stimulating and exciting him too much, such thoughts would be apt
+to cause wakefulness; and the slightest interference with his customary
+hour of falling asleep, was in the highest degree unpleasant to him.
+Happily, this was with him a very rare occurrence. He undressed himself
+without his servant's assistance, but in such an order, and with such a
+Roman regard to decorum and the _to prepon_, that he was always ready
+at a moment's warning to make his appearance without embarrassment to
+himself or to others. This done, he lay down on a mattress, and wrapped
+himself up in a quilt, which in summer was always of cotton,--in autumn,
+of wool; at the setting-in of winter he used both--and against very
+severe cold, he protected himself by one of eider-down, of which the
+part which covered his shoulders was not stuffed with feathers, but
+padded, or rather wadded closely with layers of wool. Long practice had
+taught him a very dexterous mode of _nesting_ himself, as it were, in
+the bed-clothes. First of all, he sat down on the bedside; then with an
+agile motion he vaulted obliquely into his lair; next he drew one corner
+of the bedclothes under his left shoulder, and passing it below his
+back, brought it round so as to rest under his right shoulder; fourthly,
+by a particular _tour d'adresse_, he treated the other corner in the
+same way, and finally contrived to roll it round his whole person. Thus
+swathed like a mummy, or (as I used to tell him) self-involved like
+the silk-worm in its cocoon, he awaited the approach of sleep, which
+generally came on immediately. For Kant's health was exquisite; not
+mere negative health, or the absence of pain, but a state of positive
+pleasurable sensation, and a genial sense of the entire possession of
+all his activities. Accordingly, when packed up for the night in the
+way I have described, he would often ejaculate to himself (as he used to
+tell us at dinner)--'Is it possible to conceive a human being with more
+perfect health than myself?' In fact, such was the innocence of his
+life, and such the happy condition of his situation, that no uneasy
+passion ever arose to excite him--nor care to harass--nor pain to awake
+him. Even in the severest winter his sleeping-room was without a fire;
+only in his latter years he yielded so far to the entreaties of his
+friends as to allow of a very small one. All nursing or self-indulgence
+found no quarter with Kant. In fact, five minutes, in the coldest
+weather, sufficed to supersede the first chill of the bed, by the
+diffusion of a general glow over his person. If he had any occasion to
+leave his room in the night-time, (for it was always kept dark day and
+night, summer and winter,) he guided himself by a rope, which was duly
+attached to his bed-post every night, and carried into the adjoining
+apartment.
+
+Kant never perspired, [Footnote: This appears less extraordinary,
+considering the description of Kant's person, given originally by
+Reichardt, about eight years after his death. 'Kant,' says this writer,
+'was drier than dust both in body and mind. His person was small; and
+possibly a more meagre, arid, parched anatomy of a man, has not appeared
+upon this earth. The upper part of his face was grand; forehead lofty
+and serene, nose elegantly turned, eyes brilliant and penetrating; but
+below it expressed powerfully the coarsest sensuality, which in him
+displayed itself by immoderate addiction to eating and drinking.' This
+last feature of his temperament is here expressed much too harshly.]
+night or day. Yet it was astonishing how much heat he supported
+habitually in his study, and in fact was not easy if it wanted but
+one degree of this heat. Seventy-five degrees of Fahrenheit was the
+invariable temperature of this room in which he chiefly lived; and if it
+fell below that point, no matter at what season of the year, he had it
+raised artificially to the usual standard. In the heats of summer he
+went thinly dressed, and invariably in silk stockings; yet, as even this
+dress could not always secure him against perspiring when engaged in
+active exercise, he had a singular remedy in reserve. Retiring to some
+shady place, he stood still and motionless--with the air and attitude
+of a person listening, or in suspense--until his usual _aridity_ was
+restored. Even in the most sultry summer night, if the slightest
+trace of perspiration had sullied his night-dress, he spoke of it with
+emphasis, as of an accident that perfectly shocked him.
+
+On this occasion, whilst illustrating Kant's notions of the animal
+economy, it may be as well to add one other particular, which is, that
+for fear of obstructing the circulation of the blood, he never would
+wear garters; yet, as he found it difficult to keep up his stockings
+without them, he had invented for himself a most elaborate substitute,
+which I shall describe. In a little pocket, somewhat smaller than
+a watch-pocket, but occupying pretty nearly the same situation as a
+watch-pocket on each thigh, there was placed a small box, something like
+a watch-case, but smaller; into this box was introduced a watch-spring
+in a wheel, round about which wheel was wound an elastic cord, for
+regulating the force of which there was a separate contrivance. To the
+two ends of this cord were attached hooks, which hooks were carried
+through a small aperture in the pockets, and so passing down the inner
+and the outer side of the thigh, caught hold of two loops which were
+fixed on the off side and the near side of each stocking. As might be
+expected, so complex an apparatus was liable, like the Ptolemaic system
+of the heavens, to occasional derangements; however, by good luck, I
+was able to apply an easy remedy to these disorders which sometimes
+threatened to disturb the comfort, and even the serenity, of the great
+man.
+
+Precisely at five minutes before five o'clock, winter or summer, Lampe,
+Kant's servant, who had formerly served in the army, marched into his
+master's room with the air of a sentinel on duty, and cried aloud in
+a military tone,--'Mr. Professor, the time is come.' This summons Kant
+invariably obeyed without one moment's delay, as a soldier does the word
+of command--never, under any circumstances, allowing himself a respite,
+not even under the rare accident of having passed a sleepless night. As
+the clock struck five, Kant was seated at the breakfast-table, where he
+drank what he called _one_ cup of tea; and no doubt he thought it such;
+but the fact was, that in part from his habit of reverie, and in part
+also for the purpose of refreshing its warmth, he filled up his cup so
+often, that in general he is supposed to have drunk two, three, or some
+unknown number. Immediately after he smoked a pipe of tobacco, (the only
+one which he allowed himself through the entire day,) but so rapidly,
+that a pile of glowing embers remained unsmoked. During this operation
+he thought over his arrangements for the day, as he had done the
+evening before during the twilight. About seven he usually went to his
+lecture-room, and from that he returned to his writing-table. Precisely
+at three quarters before one he rose from his chair, and called aloud to
+the cook,--'It has struck three quarters.' The meaning of which summons
+was this:--Immediately after taking soup, it was his constant practice
+to swallow what he called a dram, which consisted either of Hungarian
+wine, of Rhenish, of a cordial, or (in default of these) of Bishop.
+A flask of this was brought up by the cook on the proclamation of the
+three quarters. Kant hurried with it to the eating-room, poured out his
+_quantum_, left it standing in readiness, covered, however, with paper,
+to prevent its becoming vapid, and then went back to his study, and
+awaited the arrival of his guests, whom to the latest period of his life
+he never received but in full dress.
+
+Thus we come round again to dinner, and the reader has now an accurate
+picture of the course of Kant's day; the rigid monotony of which was not
+burthensome to him; and probably contributed, with the uniformity of his
+diet, and other habits of the same regularity, to lengthen his life. On
+this consideration, indeed, he had come to regard his health and his old
+age as in a great measure the product of his own exertions. He spoke of
+himself often under the figure of a gymnastic artist, who had continued
+for nearly fourscore years to support his balance upon the slack-rope
+of life, without once swerving to the right or to the left. In spite of
+every illness to which his constitutional tendencies had exposed him,
+he still kept his position in life triumphantly. However, he would
+sometimes observe sportively, that it was really absurd, and a sort of
+insult to the next generation for a man to live so long, because he thus
+interfered with the prospects of younger people.
+
+This anxious attention to his health accounts for the great interest
+which he attached to all new discoveries in medicine, or to new ways
+of theorizing on the old ones. As a work of great pretension in
+both classes, he set the highest value upon the theory of the Scotch
+physician Brown, or (as it is usually called, from the Latin name of its
+author,) the Brunonian Theory. No sooner had Weikard adopted [Footnote:
+This theory was afterwards greatly modified in Germany; and, judging
+from the random glances which I throw on these subjects, I believe that
+in this recast it still keeps its ground in that country.] and made it
+known in Germany, than Kant became familiar with it. He considered it
+not only as a great step taken for medicine, but even for the general
+interests of man, and fancied that in this he saw something analogous
+to the course which human nature has held in still more important
+inquiries, viz.: first of all, a continual ascent towards the more and
+more elaborately complex, and then a treading back, on its own steps,
+towards the simple and elementary. Dr. Beddoes's Essays, also, for
+producing by art and curing pulmonary consumption, and the method of
+Reich for curing fevers, made a powerful impression upon him; which,
+however, declined as those novelties (especially the last) began to
+sink in credit. As to Dr. Jenner's discovery of vaccination, he was less
+favorably disposed to it; he apprehended dangerous consequences from the
+absorption of a brutal miasma into the human blood, or at least into
+the lymph; and at any rate he thought, that, as a guarantee against the
+variolous infection, it required a much longer probation. Groundless
+as all these views were, it was exceedingly entertaining to hear the
+fertility of argument and analogy which he brought forward to support
+them. One of the subjects which occupied him at the latter end of his
+life, was the theory and phenomena of galvanism, which, however, he
+never satisfactorily mastered. Augustin's book upon this subject was
+about the last that he read, and his copy still retains on the margin
+his, pencil-marks of doubts, queries and suggestions.
+
+The infirmities of age now began to steal upon Kant, and betrayed
+themselves in more shapes than one. Connected with Kant's prodigious
+memory for all things that had any intellectual bearings, he had from
+youth labored under an unusual weakness of this faculty in relation to
+the common affairs of daily life. Some remarkable instances of this
+are on record, from the period of his childish days; and now, when his
+second childhood was commencing, this infirmity increased upon him very
+sensibly. One of the first signs was, that he began to repeat the same
+stories more than once on the same day. Indeed, the decay of his memory
+was too palpable to escape his own notice; and, to provide against it,
+and secure himself from all apprehension of inflicting tedium upon his
+guests, he began to write a syllabus, or list of themes, for each day's
+conversation, on cards, or the covers of letters, or any chance scrap
+of paper. But these memoranda accumulated so fast upon him, and were so
+easily lost, or not forthcoming at the proper moment, that I prevailed
+on him to substitute a blank-paper book, which I had directed to be
+made, and which still remains, with some affecting memorials of his own
+conscious weakness. As often happens, however, in such cases, he had a
+perfect memory for the remote events of his life, and could repeat with
+great readiness, and without once stumbling, very long passages from
+German or Latin poems, especially from the AEneid, whilst the very
+words that had been uttered but a moment before dropped away from his
+remembrance. The past came forward with the distinctness and liveliness
+of an immediate existence, whilst the present faded away into the
+obscurity of infinite distance.
+
+Another sign of his mental decay was the weakness with which he now
+began to theorize. He accounted for everything by electricity. A
+singular mortality at this time prevailed amongst the cats of Vienna,
+Basle, Copenhagen, and other places. Cats being so eminently an electric
+animal, of course he attributed this epizootic to electricity. During
+the same period, he persuaded himself that a peculiar configuration of
+clouds prevailed; this he took as a collateral proof of his electrical
+hypothesis. His own headaches, too, which in all probability were a mere
+remote effect of old age, and a direct one of an inability [Footnote:
+Mr. Wasianski is quite in the wrong here. If the hindrances which nature
+presented to the act of thinking were now on the increase, on the other
+hand, the disposition to think, by his own acknowledgment, was on the
+wane. The power and the habit altering in proportion, there is no case
+made out of that disturbed equilibrium to which apparently he would
+attribute the headaches. But the fact is, that, if he had been as well
+acquainted with Kant's writings as with Kant personally, he would
+have known, that some affection of the head of a spasmodic kind was
+complained of by Kant at a time when nobody could suspect him of being
+in a decaying state.] to think as easily and as severely as formerly,
+he explained upon the same principle. And this was a notion of which his
+friends were not anxious to disabuse him, because, as something of
+the same character of weather (and therefore probably the same general
+tendency of the electric power) is found to prevail for whole cycles
+of years, entrance upon another cycle held out to him some prospect of
+relief. A delusion which secured the comforts of hope was the next best
+thing to an actual remedy; and a man who, in such circumstances, is
+cured of his delusion, '_cui demptus per vim mentis gratissimus error_,'
+might reasonably have exclaimed, '_Pol, me occidistis, amici._'
+
+Possibly the reader may suppose, that, in this particular instance
+of charging his own decays upon the state of the atmosphere, Kant was
+actuated by the weakness of vanity, or some unwillingness to face the
+real fact that his powers were decaying. But this was not the case.
+He was perfectly aware of his own condition, and, as early as 1799, he
+said, in my presence, to a party of his friends--'Gentlemen, I am old,
+and weak, and childish, and you must treat me as a child.' Or perhaps it
+may be thought that he shrank from the contemplation of death, which,
+as apoplexy seemed to be threatened by the pains in his head, might
+have happened any day. But neither was this the case. He now lived in a
+continual state of resignation, and prepared to meet any dispensation of
+Providence. 'Gentlemen,' said he one day to his guests, 'I do not fear
+to die. I assure you, as in the presence of God, that if I were this
+night to be made suddenly aware that I was on the point of being
+summoned, I would raise my hands to heaven, fold them, and say, Blessed
+be God! If indeed it were possible that a whisper such as this could
+reach my ear--Fourscore years thou hast lived, in which time thou hast
+inflicted much evil upon thy fellow-men, the case would be otherwise.'
+Whosoever has heard Kant speak of his own death, will bear witness
+to the tone of earnest sincerity which, on such occasions, marked his
+manner and utterance.
+
+A third sign of his decaying faculties was, that he now lost all
+accurate measure of time. One minute, nay, without exaggeration, a much
+less space of time, stretched out in his apprehension of things to a
+wearisome duration. Of this I can give one rather amusing instance,
+which was of constant recurrence. At the beginning of the last year of
+his life, he fell into a custom of taking immediately after dinner a cup
+of coffee, especially on those days when it happened that I was of his
+party. And such was the importance he attached to this little pleasure,
+that he would even make a memorandum beforehand, in the blank-paper
+book I had given him, that on the next day I was to dine with him, and
+consequently that there was to be coffee. Sometimes it would happen,
+that the interest of conversation carried him past the time at which
+he felt the craving for it; and this I was not sorry to observe, as I
+feared that coffee, which he had never been accustomed to, [Footnote:
+How this happened to be the case in Germany, Mr. Wasianski has not
+explained. Perhaps the English merchants at Koenigsberg, being amongst
+Kant's oldest and most intimate friends, had early familiarized him
+to the practice of drinking tea, and to other English tastes. However,
+Jachmann tells us, (p. 164,) that Kant was extravagantly fond of coffee,
+but forced himself to abstain from it under a notion that it was very
+unwholesome.] might disturb his rest at night. But, if this did not
+happen, then commenced a scene of some interest. Coffee must be brought
+'upon the spot,' (a word he had constantly in his mouth during his
+latter days,) 'in a moment.' And the expressions of his impatience,
+though from old habit still gentle, were so lively, and had so much of
+infantine naivete about them, that none of us could forbear smiling.
+Knowing what would happen, I had taken care that all the preparations
+should be made beforehand; the coffee was ground; the water was boiling;
+and the very moment the word was given, his servant shot in like
+an arrow, and plunged the coffee into the water. All that remained,
+therefore, was to give it time to boil up. But this trifling delay
+seemed unendurable to Kant. All consolations were thrown away upon him:
+vary the formula as we might, he was never at a loss for a reply. If
+it was said--'Dear Professor, the coffee will be brought up in a
+moment.'--'_Will_ be!' he would say, 'but there's the rub, that it only
+_will_ be:
+
+ Man never _is_, but always _to be_ blest.'
+
+If another cried out--'The coffee is coming immediately.'--'Yes,' he
+would retort, 'and so is the next hour: and, by the way, it's about that
+length of time that I have waited for it.' Then he would collect himself
+with a stoical air, and say--'Well, one can die after all: it is but
+dying; and in the next world, thank God! there is no drinking of coffee,
+and consequently no--waiting for it.' Sometimes he would rise from his
+chair, open the door, and cry out with a feeble querulousness--'Coffee!
+coffee!' And when at length he heard the servant's step upon the stairs,
+he would turn round to us, and, as joyfully as ever sailor from the
+mast-head, he would call out--'Land, land! my dear friends, I see land.'
+
+This general decline in Kant's powers, active and passive, gradually
+brought about a revolution in his habits of life. Heretofore, as I have
+already mentioned, he went to bed at ten, and rose a little before five.
+The latter practice he still observed, but not the other. In 1802 he
+retired as early as nine, and afterwards still earlier. He found himself
+so much refreshed by this addition to his rest, that at first he was
+disposed to utter a _Euraeka_, as over some great discovery in the
+art of restoring exhausted nature: but afterwards, on pushing it still
+farther, he did not find the success answer his expectations. His walks
+he now limited to a few turns in the King's gardens, which were at no
+great distance from his own house. In order to walk more firmly, he
+adopted a peculiar method of stepping; he carried his foot to the
+ground, not forward, and obliquely, but perpendicularly, and with a kind
+of stamp, so as to secure a larger basis, by setting down the entire
+sole at once. Notwithstanding this precaution, upon one occasion he
+fell in the street. He was quite unable to raise himself; and two young
+ladies, who saw the accident, ran to his assistance. With his usual
+graciousness of manner he thanked them fervently for their assistance,
+and presented one of them with a rose which he happened to have in his
+hand. This lady was not personally known to Kant; but she was greatly
+delighted with his little present, and still keeps the rose as a frail
+memorial of her transitory interview with the great philosopher.
+
+This accident, as I have reason to think, was the cause of his
+henceforth renouncing exercise altogether. All labors, even that of
+reading, were now performed slowly, and with manifest effort; and those
+which cost him any bodily exertion became very exhausting to him. His
+feet refused to do their office more and more; he fell continually, both
+when moving across the room, and even when standing still: yet he
+seldom suffered from these falls; and he constantly laughed at them,
+maintaining that it was impossible he could hurt himself, from the
+extreme lightness of his person, which was indeed by this time the
+merest skeleton. Very often, especially in the morning, he dropped
+asleep in his chair from pure weariness: on these occasions he fell
+forward upon the floor, and lay there unable to raise himself up, until
+accident brought one of his servants or his friends into the room.
+Afterwards these falls were prevented, by substituting a chair with
+circular supports, that met and clasped in front.
+
+These unseasonable dozings exposed him to another danger. He fell
+repeatedly, whilst reading, with his head into the candles; a cotton
+night-cap which he wore was instantly in a blaze, and flaming about his
+head. Whenever this happened, Kant behaved with great presence of mind.
+Disregarding the pain, he seized the blazing cap, drew it from his head,
+laid it quietly on the floor, and trod out the flames with his feet.
+Yet, as this last act brought his dressing-gown into a dangerous
+neighborhood to the flames, I changed the form of his cap, persuaded him
+to arrange the candles differently, and had a decanter of water placed
+constantly by his side; and in this way I applied a remedy to a danger,
+which would else probably have been fatal to him.
+
+From the sallies of impatience, which I have described in the case
+of the coffee, there was reason to fear that, with the increasing
+infirmities of Kant, would grow up a general waywardness and obstinacy
+of temper. For my own sake, therefore, and not less for his, I now laid
+down one rule for my future conduct in his house; which was, that I
+would, on no occasion, allow my reverence for him to interfere with the
+firmest expression of my opinion on subjects relating to his own health;
+and in cases of great importance, that I would make no compromise with
+his particular humors, but insist, not only on my view of the case, but
+also on the practical adoption of my views; or, if this were refused me,
+that I would take my departure at once, and not be made responsible
+for the comfort of a person whom I had no power to influence. And this
+behavior on my part it was that won Kant's confidence; for there was
+nothing which disgusted him so much as any approach to fawning or
+sycophancy. As his imbecility increased, he became daily more liable
+to mental delusions; and, in particular, he fell into many fantastic
+notions about the conduct of his servants, and, in consequence, into a
+peevish mode of treating them. Upon these occasions I generally observed
+a deep silence. But sometimes he would ask me for my opinion; and
+when this happened, I did not scruple to say, 'Ingenuously, then, Mr.
+Professor, I think that you are in the wrong.'--'You think so?' he would
+reply calmly, at the same time asking for my reasons, which he would
+listen to with great patience, and openness to conviction. Indeed,
+it was evident that the firmest opposition, so long as it rested upon
+assignable grounds and principles, won upon his regard; whilst his own
+nobleness of character still moved him to habitual contempt for timorous
+and partial acquiescence in his opinions, even when his infirmities made
+him most anxious for such acquiescence.
+
+Earlier in life Kant had been little used to contradiction. His superb
+understanding, his brilliancy in conversation, founded in part upon his
+ready and sometimes rather caustic wit, and in part upon his prodigious
+command of knowledge--the air of noble self-confidence which the
+consciousness of these advantages impressed upon his manners--and the
+general knowledge of the severe innocence of his life--all combined to
+give him a station of superiority to others, which generally secured
+him from open contradiction. And if it sometimes happened that he met a
+noisy and intemperate opposition, supported by any pretences to wit, he
+usually withdrew himself from that sort of unprofitable altercation with
+dignity, by contriving to give such a turn to the conversation as won
+the general favor of the company to himself, and impressed, silence, or
+modesty at least, upon the boldest disputant. From a person so little
+familiar with opposition, it could scarcely have been anticipated that
+he should daily surrender his wishes to mine--if not without discussion,
+yet always without displeasure. So, however, it was. No habit, of
+whatever long standing, could be objected to as injurious to his health,
+but he would generally renounce it. And he had this excellent custom in
+such cases, that either he would resolutely and at once decide for his
+own opinion, or, if he professed to follow his friend's, he would follow
+it sincerely, and not try it unfairly by trying it imperfectly. Any
+plan, however trifling, which he had once consented to adopt on the
+suggestion of another, was never afterwards defeated or embarrassed
+by unseasonable interposition from his own humors. And thus, the
+very period of his decay drew forth so many fresh expressions of his
+character, in its amiable or noble features, as daily increased my
+affection and reverence for his person.
+
+Having mentioned his servants, I shall here take occasion to give some
+account of his man-servant Lampe. It was a great misfortune for Kant, in
+his old age and infirmities, that this man also became old, and subject
+to a different sort of infirmities. This Lampe had originally served in
+the Prussian army; on quitting which he entered the service of Kant. In
+this situation he had lived about forty years; and, though always dull
+and stupid, had, in the early part of this period, discharged his
+duties with tolerable fidelity. But latterly, presuming upon his own
+indispensableness, from his perfect knowledge of all the domestic
+arrangements, and upon his master's weakness, he had fallen into
+great irregularities and neglect of his duties. Kant had been obliged,
+therefore, of late, to threaten repeatedly that he would discharge him.
+I, who knew that Kant, though one of the kindest-hearted men, was also
+one of the firmest, foresaw that this discharge, once given, would be
+irrevocable: for the word of Kant was as sacred as other men's oaths.
+Consequently, upon every opportunity, I remonstrated with Lampe on the
+folly of his conduct, and his wife joined me on these occasions. Indeed,
+it was high time that a change should be made in some quarter; for it
+now became dangerous to leave Kant, who was constantly falling from
+weakness, to the care of an old ruffian, who was himself apt to fall
+from intoxication. The fact was, that from the moment I undertook the
+management of Kant's affairs, Lampe saw there was an end to his old
+system of abusing his master's confidence in pecuniary affairs, and the
+other advantages which he took of his helpless situation. This made
+him desperate, and he behaved worse and worse; until one morning,
+in January, 1802, Kant told me, that, humiliating as he felt such a
+confession, the fact was, that Lampe had just treated him in a way which
+he was ashamed to repeat. I was too much shocked to distress him by
+inquiring into the particulars. But the result was, that Kant now
+insisted, temperately but firmly, on Lampe's dismissal. Accordingly, a
+new servant, of the name of Kaufmann, was immediately engaged; and on
+the next day Lampe was discharged with a handsome pension for life.
+
+Here I must mention a little circumstance which does honor to Kant's
+benevolence. In his last will, on the assumption that Lampe would
+continue with him to his death, he had made a very liberal provision
+for him; but upon this new arrangement of the pension, which was to take
+effect immediately, it became necessary to revoke that part of his will,
+which he did in a separate codicil, that began thus:--'In consequence of
+the ill behavior of my servant Lampe, I think fit,' &c. But soon after,
+considering that such a record of Lampe's misconduct might be seriously
+injurious to his interests, he cancelled the passage, and expressed it
+in such a way, that no trace remained behind of his just displeasure.
+And his benign nature was gratified with knowing, that, this one
+sentence blotted out, there remained no other in all his numerous
+writings, published or confidential, which spoke the language of anger,
+or could leave any ground for doubting that he died in charity with all
+the world. Upon Lampe's calling to demand a written character, he was,
+however, a good deal embarrassed; his stern reverence for truth being,
+in this instance, armed against the first impulses of his kindness. Long
+and anxiously he sat, with the certificate lying before him, debating
+how he should fill up the blanks. I was present, but in such a matter I
+did not take the liberty of suggesting any advice. At last, he took
+his pen, and filled up the blank as follows:--'--has served me long and
+faithfully,'--(for Kant was not aware that he had robbed him,)--'but did
+not display those particular qualifications which fitted him for waiting
+on an old and infirm man like myself.'
+
+This scene of disturbance over, which to Kant, a lover of peace and
+tranquillity, caused a shock that he would gladly have been spared; it
+was fortunate that no other of that nature occurred during the rest
+of his life. Kaufmann, the successor of Lampe, turned out to be a
+respectable and upright man, and soon conceived a great attachment to
+his master's person. Things now put on a new face in Kant's family: by
+the removal of one of the belligerents, peace was once more restored
+amongst his servants; for hitherto there had been eternal wars between
+Lampe and the cook. Sometimes it was Lampe that carried a war of
+aggression into the cook's territory of the kitchen; sometimes it was
+the cook that revenged these insults, by sallying out upon Lampe in the
+neutral ground of the hall, or invaded him even in his own sanctuary of
+the butler's pantry. The uproars were everlasting; and thus far it was
+fortunate for the peace of the philosopher, that his hearing had begun
+to fail; by which means he was spared many an exhibition of hateful
+passions and ruffian violence, which annoyed his guests and friends.
+But now all things had changed: deep silence reigned in the pantry; the
+kitchen rang no more with martial alarums; and the hall was unvexed with
+skirmish or pursuit. Yet it may be readily supposed that to Kant, at the
+age of seventy-eight, changes, even for the better, were not welcome: so
+intense had been the uniformity of his life and habits, that the least
+innovation in the arrangement of articles as trifling as a penknife, or
+a pair of scissors, disturbed him; and not merely if they were pushed
+two or three inches out of their customary position, but even if they
+were laid a little awry; and as to larger objects, such as chairs,
+&c., any dislocation of their usual arrangement, any trans position, or
+addition to their number, perfectly confounded him; and his eye appeared
+restlessly to haunt the seat of the mal-arrangement, until the ancient
+order was restored. With such habits the reader may conceive how
+distressing it must have been to him, at this period of decaying powers,
+to adapt himself to a new servant, a new voice, a new step, &c.
+
+Aware of this, I had on the day before he entered upon his duties,
+written down for the new servant upon a sheet of paper the entire
+routine of Kant's daily life, down to the minutest and most trivial
+circumstances; all which he mastered with the greatest rapidity. To
+make sure, however, we went through a rehearsal of the whole ritual;
+he performing the manoeuvres, I looking on and giving the word. Still I
+felt uneasy at the idea of his being left entirely to his own discretion
+on his first _debut_ in good earnest, and therefore I made a point of
+attending on this important day; and in the few instances where the new
+recruit missed the accurate manoeuvre, a glance or a nod from me easily
+made him comprehend his failure.
+
+One part only there was of the daily ceremonial, where all of us were
+at a loss, as it was a part which no mortal eyes had ever witnessed but
+those of Lampe: this was breakfast. However, that we might do all in
+our power, I myself attended at four o'clock in the morning. The day
+happened, as I remember, to be the 1st of February, 1802. Precisely at
+five, Kant made his appearance; and nothing could equal his astonishment
+on finding me in the room. Fresh from the confusion of dreaming, and
+bewildered alike by the sight of his new servant, by Lampe's absence,
+and by my presence, he could with difficulty be made to comprehend the
+purpose of my visit. A friend in need is a friend indeed; and we
+would now have given any money to that learned person who could have
+instructed us in the arrangement of the breakfast table. But this was a
+mystery revealed to none but Lampe. At length Kant took this task upon
+himself; and apparently all was now settled to his satisfaction. Yet
+still it struck me that he was under some embarrassment or constraint.
+Upon this I said--that, with his permission, I would take a cup of tea,
+and afterwards smoke a pipe with him. He accepted my offer with his
+usual courteous demeanor; but seemed unable to familiarize himself
+with the novelty of his situation. I was at this time sitting directly
+opposite to him; and at last he frankly told me, but with the kindest
+and most apologetic air, that he was really under the necessity of
+begging that I would sit out of his sight; for that, having sat alone at
+the breakfast table for considerably more than half a century, he could
+not abruptly adapt his mind to a change in this respect; and he found
+his thoughts very sensibly disturbed. I did as he desired; the servant
+retired into an antiroom, where he waited within call; and Kant
+recovered his wonted composure. Just the same scene passed over again,
+when I called at the same hour on a fine summer morning some months
+after.
+
+Henceforth all went right: or, if occasionally some little mistake
+occurred, Kant showed himself very considerate and indulgent, and would
+remark of his own accord, that a new servant could not be expected to
+know all his peculiar ways and humors. In one respect, indeed, this man
+adapted himself to Kant's scholarlike taste, in a way which Lampe
+was incapable of doing. Kant was somewhat fastidious in matters of
+pronunciation; and this man had a great facility in catching the true
+sound of Latin words, the titles of books, and the names or designations
+of Kant's friends: not one of which accomplishments could Lampe, the
+most insufferable of blockheads, ever attain to. In particular, I have
+been told by Kant's old friends, that for the space of more than thirty
+years, during which he had been in the habit of reading the newspaper
+published by Hartung, Lampe delivered it with the same identical blunder
+on every day of publication.--'Mr. Professor, here is Hart_mann's_
+journal.' Upon which Kant would reply--'Eh! what?--What's that you say?
+Hartmann's journal? I tell you, it is not Hartmann, but Hartung: now,
+repeat it after me--not Hartmann, but Hartung.' Then Lampe, looking
+sulky, and drawing himself up with the stiff air of a soldier on guard,
+and in the very same monotonous tone with which he had been used to sing
+out his challenge of--_Who goes there?_ would roar--'not Hartmann, but
+Hartung.' 'Now again!' Kant would say: on which again Lampe roared--'not
+Hartmann, but Hartung.' 'Now a third time,' cried Kant: on which for
+a third time the unhappy Lampe would howl out--'not Hartmann, but
+Hartung.' And this whimsical scene of parade duty was continually
+repeated: duly as the day of publication came, the irreclaimable old
+dunce was put through the same manoeuvres, which were as invariably
+followed by the same blunder on the next. In spite, however, of this
+advantage, in the new servant, and his general superiority to his
+predecessor, Kant's nature was too kind and good, and too indulgent to
+all people's infirmities but his own, not to miss the voice and the 'old
+familiar face' that he had been accustomed to for forty years. And I met
+with what struck me as an affecting instance of Kant's yearning after
+his old good-for-nothing servant in his memorandum-book: other people
+record what they wish to remember; but Kant had here recorded what he
+was to forget. 'Mem.: February, 1802, the name of Lampe must now be
+remembered no more.'
+
+In the spring of this year, 1802, I advised Kant to take the air. It
+was very long since he had been out of doors, [Footnote: Wasianski here
+returns thanks to some unknown person, who, having observed that Kant in
+his latter walks took pleasure in leaning against a particular wall to
+view the prospect, had caused a seat to be fixed at that point for his
+use.] and walking was now out of the question. But I thought the motion
+of a carriage and the air would be likely to revive him. On the power of
+vernal sights and sounds I did not much rely; for these had long ceased
+to affect him. Of all the changes that spring brings with it, there
+was one only that now interested Kant; and he longed for it with an
+eagerness and intensity of expectation, that it was almost painful to
+witness: this was the return of a hedge sparrow that sang in his garden,
+and before his window. This bird, either the same, or one of the next
+generation, had sung for years in the same situation; and Kant grew
+uneasy when the cold weather, lasting longer than usual, retarded its
+return. Like Lord Bacon, indeed, he had a childlike love for birds in
+general, and in particular, took pains to encourage the sparrows to
+build above the windows of his study; and when this happened, (as it
+often did, from the silence which prevailed in his study,) he watched
+their proceedings with the delight and the tenderness which others give
+to a human interest. To return to the point I was speaking of, Kant was
+at first very unwilling to accede to my proposal of going abroad. 'I
+shall sink down in the carriage,' said he, 'and fall together like a
+heap of old rags.' But I persisted with a gentle importunity in urging
+him to the attempt, assuring him that we would return immediately if he
+found the effort too much for him. Accordingly, upon a tolerably warm
+day of early [Footnote: Mr. Wasianski says--_late_ in summer: but, as
+he elsewhere describes by the same expression of 'late in summer,' a day
+which was confessedly _before_ the longest day, and as the multitude
+of birds which continued to sing will not allow us to suppose that
+the summer could be very far advanced, I have translated accordingly.]
+summer, I, and an old friend of Kant's, accompanied him to a little
+place which I rented in the country. As we drove through the streets,
+Kant was delighted to find that he could sit upright, and bear the
+motion of the carriage, and seemed to draw youthful pleasure from the
+sight of the towers and other public buildings, which he had not seen
+for years. We reached the place of our destination in high spirits. Kant
+drank a cup of coffee, and attempted to smoke a little. After this, he
+sat and sunned himself, listening with delight to the warbling of birds,
+which congregated in great numbers about this spot. He distinguished
+every bird by its song, and called it by its right name. After staying
+about half an hour, we set off on our homeward journey, Kant still
+cheerful, but apparently satiated with his day's enjoyment.
+
+I had on this occasion purposely avoided taking him to any public
+gardens, that I might not disturb his pleasure by exposing him to
+the distressing gaze of public curiosity. However, it was known in
+Koenigsberg that Kant had gone out; and accordingly, as the carriage
+moved through the streets which led to his residence, there was a
+general rush from all quarters in that direction, and, when we turned
+into the street where the house stood, we found it already choked up
+with people. As we slowly drew up to the door, a lane was formed in the
+crowd, through which Kant was led, I and my friend supporting him on
+our arms. Looking at the crowd, I observed the faces of many persons
+of rank, and distinguished strangers, some of whom now saw Kant for the
+first time, and many of them for the last.
+
+As the winter of 1802-3 approached, he complained more than ever of
+an affection of the stomach, which no medical man had been able to
+mitigate, or even to explain. The winter passed over in a complaining
+way; he was weary of life, and longed for the hour of dismission. 'I
+can be of service to the world no more,' said he, 'and am a burden
+to myself.' Often I endeavored to cheer him by the anticipation of
+excursions that we would make together when summer came again. On these
+he calculated with so much earnestness, that he had made a regular scale
+or classification of them--l. Airings; 2. Journeys; 3. Travels. And
+nothing could equal the yearning impatience expressed for the coming of
+spring and summer, not so much for their own peculiar attractions, as
+because they were the seasons for travelling. In his memorandum-book,
+he made this note:--'The three summer months are June, July, and
+August'--meaning that they were the three months for travelling. And
+in conversation he expressed the feverish strength of his wishes so
+plaintively and affectingly, that everybody was drawn into powerful
+sympathy with him, and wished for some magical means of ante-dating the
+course of the seasons.
+
+In this winter his bed-room was often warmed. This was the room in which
+he kept his little collection of books, of about four hundred and fifty
+volumes, chiefly presentation-copies from the authors. It may seem
+singular that Kant, who read so extensively, should have no larger
+library; but he had less need of one than most scholars, having in his
+earlier years been librarian at the Royal Library of the Castle;
+and since then having enjoyed from the liberality of Hartknoch, his
+publisher, (who, in his turn, had profited by the liberal terms on which
+Kant had made over to him the copyright of his own works,) the first
+sight of every new book that appeared.
+
+At the close of this winter, that is in 1803, Kant first began to
+complain of unpleasant dreams, sometimes of very terrific ones, which
+awakened him in great agitation. Oftentimes melodies, which he had heard
+in earliest youth sung in the streets of Koenigsberg, resounded painfully
+in his ears, and dwelt upon them in a way from which no efforts of
+abstraction could release him. These kept him awake to unseasonable
+hours; and often when, after long watching, he had fallen asleep,
+however deep his sleep might be, it was suddenly broken up by terrific
+dreams, which alarmed him beyond description. Almost every night, the
+bell-rope, which communicated with a bell in the room above his own,
+where his servant slept, was pulled violently, and with the utmost
+agitation. No matter how fast the servant might hurry down, he was
+almost always too late, and was pretty sure to find his master out of
+bed, and often making his way in terror to some other part of the house.
+The weakness of his feet exposed him to such dreadful falls on these
+occasions, that at length (but with much difficulty) I persuaded him to
+let his servant sleep in the same room with himself.
+
+The morbid affection of the stomach began now to be more and more
+distressing; and he tried various applications, which he had formerly
+been loud in condemning, such as a few drops of rum upon a piece of
+sugar, naphtha, [Footnote: For Kant's particular complaint, as described
+by other biographers, a quarter of a grain of opium, every twelve hours,
+would have been the best remedy, perhaps a perfect remedy.] &c. But all
+these were only palliatives; for his advanced age precluded the hope of
+a radical cure. His dreadful dreams became continually more appalling:
+single scenes, or passages in these dreams, were sufficient to compose
+the whole course of mighty tragedies, the impression from which was
+so profound as to stretch far into his waking hours. Amongst other
+phantasmata more shocking and indescribable, his dreams constantly
+represented to him the forms of murderers advancing to his bedside; and
+so agitated was he by the awful trains of phantoms that swept past him
+nightly, that in the first confusion of awaking he generally mistook
+his servant, who was hastening to his assistance, for a murderer. In the
+day-time we often conversed upon these shadowy illusions; and Kant, with
+his usual spirit of stoical contempt for nervous weakness of every sort,
+laughed at them; and, to fortify his own resolution to contend against
+them, he wrote down in his memorandum-book, 'There must be no yielding
+to panics of darkness.' At my suggestion, however, he now burned a light
+in his chamber, so placed as that the rays might be shaded from his
+face. At first he was very averse to this, though gradually he became
+reconciled to it. But that he could bear it at all, was to me an
+expression of the great revolution accomplished by the terrific agency
+of his dreams. Heretofore, darkness and utter silence were the two
+pillars on which his sleep rested: no step must approach his room;
+and as to light, if he saw but a moonbeam penetrating a crevice of
+the shutters, it made him unhappy; and, in fact, the windows of his
+bed-chamber were barricadoed night and day. But now darkness was a
+terror to him, and silence an oppression. In addition to his lamp,
+therefore, he had now a repeater in his room; the sound was at first too
+loud, but, after muffling the hammer with cloth, both the ticking and
+the striking became companionable sounds to him.
+
+At this time (spring of 1803) his appetite began to fail, which I
+thought no good sign. Many persons insist that Kant was in the habit of
+eating too much for health. [Footnote: Who these worthy people were
+that criticised Kant's eating, is not mentioned. They could have had no
+opportunity of exercising their abilities on this question, except
+as hosts, guests, or fellow-guests; and in any of those characters, a
+gentleman, one would suppose, must feel himself degraded by directing
+his attention to a point of that nature. However, the merits of the
+case stand thus between the parlies: Kant, it is agreed by all his
+biographers, ate only once a day; for as to his breakfast, it was
+nothing more than a very weak infusion of tea, (vide Jachmann's Letters,
+p. 163,) with no bread, or eatable of any kind. Now, his critics, by
+general confession, ate their way, from 'morn to dewy eve,' through
+the following course of meals: 1. Breakfast early in the morning; 2.
+Breakfast _a la fourchette_ about ten, A.M.; 3. Dinner at one or two;
+4. Vesper Brod; 5. Abend Brod; all which does really seem a very fair
+allowance for a man who means to lecture upon abstinence at night. But
+I shall cut this matter short by stating one plain fact; there were two
+things, and no more, for which Kant had an inordinate craving during
+his whole life; these were tobacco and coffee; and from both these
+he abstained almost altogether, merely under a sense of duty, resting
+probably upon erroneous grounds. Of the first he allowed himself a very
+small quantity, (and everybody knows that temperance is a more difficult
+virtue than abstinence;) of the other none at all, until the labors of
+his life were accomplished.] I, however, cannot assent to this opinion;
+for he ate but once a day, and drank no beer. Of this liquor, (I mean
+the strong black beer,) he was, indeed, the most determined enemy. If
+ever a man died prematurely, Kant would say--'He has been drinking beer,
+I presume.' Or, if another were indisposed, you might be sure he would
+ask, 'But does he drink beer?' And, according to the answer on this
+point, he regulated his anticipations for the patient. Strong beer, in
+short, he uniformly maintained to be a slow poison. Voltaire, by the
+way, had said to a young physician who denounced coffee under the same
+bad name of a 'slow poison,' 'You're right there, my friend, however;
+slow it is, and horribly slow; for I have been drinking it these seventy
+years, and it has not killed me yet;' but this was an answer which, in
+the case of beer, Kant would not allow of.
+
+On the 22d of April, 1803, his birth-day, the last which he lived to
+see, was celebrated in a full assembly of his friends. This festival he
+had long looked forward to with great expectation, and delighted even
+to hear the progress made in the preparations for it. But when the day
+came, the over-excitement and tension of expectation seemed to have
+defeated itself. He tried to appear happy; but the bustle of a numerous
+company confounded and distressed him; and his spirits were manifestly
+forced. He seemed first to revive to any real sense of pleasure at
+night, when the company had departed, and he was undressing in his
+study. He then talked with much pleasure about the presents which, as
+usual, would be made to his servants on this occasion; for Kant was
+never happy himself, unless he saw all around him happy. He was a great
+maker of presents; but at the same time he had no toleration for the
+studied theatrical effect, the accompaniment of formal congratulations,
+and the sentimental pathos with which birth-day presents are made in
+Germany. [Footnote: In this, as in many other things, the taste of Kant
+was entirely English and Roman; as, on the other hand, some eminent
+Englishmen, I am sorry to say, have, on this very point, shown the
+effeminacy and _falsetto_ taste of the Germans. In particular, Mr.
+Coleridge, describing, in The Friend, the custom amongst German children
+of making presents to their parents on Christmas Eve, (a custom which
+he unaccountably supposes to be peculiar to Ratzeburg,) represents the
+mother as 'weeping aloud for joy'--the old idiot of a father with 'tears
+running down his face,' &c. &c., and all for what? For a snuff-box, a
+pencil-case, or some article of jewellery. Now, we English agree with
+Kant on such maudlin display of stage sentimentality, and are prone to
+suspect that papa's tears are the product of rum-punch. Tenderness
+let us have by all means, and the deepest you can imagine, but upon
+proportionate occasions, and with causes fitted to justify it and
+sustain its dignity.] In all this, his masculine taste gave him a sense
+of something fade and ludicrous.
+
+The summer of 1803 was now come, and, visiting Kant one day, I was
+thunderstruck to hear him direct me, in the most serious tone, to
+provide the funds necessary for an extensive foreign tour. I made
+no opposition, but asked his reasons for such a plan; he alleged
+the miserable sensations he had in his stomach, which were no longer
+endurable. Knowing what power over Kant a quotation from a Roman poet
+had always had, I simply replied--'Post equitem sedet atra cura,'
+and for the present he said no more. But the touching and pathetic
+earnestness with which he was continually ejaculating prayers for warmer
+weather, made it doubtful to me whether his wishes on this point ought
+not, partially at least, to be gratified; and I therefore proposed to
+him a little excursion to the cottage we had visited the year before.
+'Anywhere,' said he, 'no matter whither, provided it be far enough.'
+Towards the latter end of June, therefore, we executed this scheme;
+on getting into the carriage, the order of the day with Kant was,
+'Distance, distance. Only let us go far enough,' said he: but scarcely
+had we reached the city-gates before the journey seemed already to have
+lasted too long. On reaching the cottage we found coffee waiting for
+us; but he would scarcely allow himself time for drinking it, before
+he ordered the carriage to the door; and the journey back seemed
+insupportably long to him, though it was performed in something less
+than twenty minutes. 'Is this never to have an end?' was his continual
+exclamation; and great was his joy when he found himself once more in
+his study, undressed, and in bed. And for this night he slept in peace,
+and once again was liberated from the persecution of dreams.
+
+Soon after he began again to talk of journeys, of travels in remote
+countries, &c., and, in consequence, we repeated our former excursion
+several times; and though the circumstances were pretty nearly the same
+on every occasion, and always terminating in disappointment as to the
+immediate pleasure anticipated, yet, undoubtedly, they were, on the
+whole, salutary to his spirits. In particular, the cottage itself,
+standing under the shelter of tall alders, with a valley stretched
+beneath it, through which a little brook meandered, broken by a
+water-fall, whose pealing sound dwelt pleasantly on the ear, sometimes,
+on a quiet sunny day, gave a lively delight to Kant: and once, under
+accidental circumstances of summer clouds and sun-lights, the little
+pastoral landscape suddenly awakened a lively remembrance which had been
+long laid asleep, of a heavenly summer morning in youth, which he had
+passed in a bower upon the banks of a rivulet that ran through the
+grounds of a dear and early friend, Gen. Von Lossow. The strength of
+the impression was such, that he seemed actually to be living over that
+morning again, thinking as he then thought, and conversing with those
+that were no more.
+
+His very last excursion was in August of this year, (1803,) not to my
+cottage, but to the garden of a friend. But on this day he manifested
+great impatience. It had been arranged that he was to meet an old
+friend at the gardens; and I, with two other gentlemen, attended him. It
+happened that _out_ party arrived first; and such was Kant's weakness,
+and total loss of power to estimate the duration of time, that, after
+waiting a few moments, he insisted that some hours had elapsed--that
+his friend could not be expected--and went away in great discomposure of
+mind. And so ended Kant's travelling in this world.
+
+In the beginning of autumn the sight of his right eye began to fail him;
+the left he had long lost the use of. This earliest of his losses,
+by the way, he discovered by mere accident, and without any previous
+warning. Sitting down one day to rest himself in the course of a walk,
+it occurred to him that he would try the comparative strength of his
+eyes; but on taking out a newspaper which he had in his pocket, he was
+surprised to find that with his left eye he could not distinguish a
+letter. In earlier life he had two remarkable affections of the eyes:
+once, on returning from a walk, he saw objects double for a long space
+of time; and twice he became stone-blind. Whether these accidents are to
+be considered as uncommon, I leave to the decision of oculists. Certain
+it is, they gave very little disturbance to Kant; who, until old age had
+reduced his powers, lived in a constant state of stoical preparation
+for the worst that could befall him. I was now shocked to think of the
+degree in which his burthensome sense of dependence would be aggravated,
+if he should totally lose the power of sight. As it was, he read and
+wrote with great difficulty: in fact, his writing was little better than
+that which most people can produce as a trial of skill with their eyes
+shut. From old habits of solitary study, he had no pleasure in
+hearing others read to him; and he daily distressed me by the pathetic
+earnestness of his entreaties that I would have a reading-glass devised
+for him. Whatever my own optical skill could suggest, I tried; and
+the best opticians were sent for to bring their glasses, and take his
+directions for altering them; but all was to no purpose.
+
+In this last year of his life Kant very unwillingly received the
+visits of strangers; and, unless under particular circumstances, wholly
+declined them. Yet, when travellers had come a very great way out of
+their road to see him, I confess that I was at a loss how to conduct
+myself. To have refused too pertinaciously, could not but give me the
+air of wishing to make myself of importance. And I must acknowledge,
+that, amongst some instances of importunity and coarse expressions of
+low-bred curiosity, I witnessed, on the part of many people of rank,
+a most delicate sensibility to the condition of the aged recluse. On
+sending in their cards, they would generally accompany them by some
+message, expressive of their unwillingness to gratify their wish to see
+him at any risk of distressing him. The fact was, that such visits _did_
+distress him much; for he felt it a degradation to be exhibited in his
+helpless state, when he was aware of his own incapacity to meet properly
+the attention that was paid to him. Some, however, were admitted,
+[Footnote: To whom it appears that Kant would generally reply, upon
+their expressing the pleasure it gave them to see him, 'In me you behold
+a poor superannuated, weak, old man.'] according to the circumstances of
+the case, and the state of Kant's spirits at the moment. Amongst these,
+I remember that we were particularly pleased with M. Otto, the same who
+signed the treaty of peace between France and England with the present
+Lord Liverpool, (then Lord Hawkesbury.) A young Russian also rises to my
+recollection at this moment, from the excessive (and I think unaffected)
+enthusiasm which he displayed. On being introduced to Kant, he advanced
+hastily, took both his hands, and kissed them. Kant, who, from living
+so much amongst his English friends, had a good deal of the English
+dignified reserve about him, and hated anything like _scenes_, appeared
+to shrink a little from this mode of salutation, and was rather
+embarrassed. However, the young man's manner, I believe, was not at all
+beyond his genuine feelings; for next day he called again, made some
+inquiries about Kant's health, was very anxious to know whether his old
+age were burthensome to him, and above all things entreated for some
+little memorial of the great man to carry away with him. By accident
+the servant had found a small cancelled fragment of the original MS. of
+Kant's 'Anthropologie:' this, with my sanction, he gave to the Russian;
+who received it with rapture, kissed it, and then gave him in return the
+only dollar he had about him; and, thinking that not enough, actually
+pulled off his coat and waistcoat and forced them upon the man. Kant,
+whose native simplicity of character very much indisposed him to
+sympathy with any extravagances of feeling, could not, however, forbear
+smiling good-humoredly on being made acquainted with this instance of
+_naivete_ and enthusiasm in his young admirer.
+
+I now come to an event in Kant's life, which ushered in its closing
+stage. On the 8th of October, 1803, for the first time since his youth,
+he was seriously ill. When a student at the University, he had once
+suffered from an ague, which, however, gave way to pedestrian exercise;
+and in later years, he had endured some pain from a contusion on his
+head; but, with these two exceptions, (if they can be considered such,)
+he had never (properly speaking) been ill. The cause of his illness was
+this: his appetite had latterly been irregular, or rather I should
+say depraved; and he no longer took pleasure in anything but bread
+and butter, and English cheese.[Footnote: Mr. W. here falls into the
+ordinary mistake of confounding the cause and the occasion, and would
+leave the impression, that Kant (who from his youth up had been a model
+of temperance) died of sensual indulgence. The cause of Kant's death
+was clearly the general decay of the vital powers, and in particular the
+atony of the digestive organs, which must soon have destroyed him under
+any care or abstinence whatever. This was the cause. The accidental
+occasion, which made that cause operative on the 7th of October, might
+or might not be what Mr. W. says. But in Kant's burthensome state of
+existence, it could not be a question of much importance whether his
+illness were to commence in an October or a November.] On the 7th of
+October, at dinner, he ate little else, in spite of everything that I
+and another friend then dining with him, could urge to dissuade him.
+And for the first time I fancied that he seemed displeased with my
+importunity, as though I were overstepping the just line of my duties.
+He insisted that the cheese never had done him any harm, nor would now.
+I had no course left me but to hold my tongue; and he did as he pleased.
+The consequence was what might have been anticipated--a restless night,
+succeeded by a day of memorable illness. The next morning all went on
+as usual, till nine o'clock, when Kant, who was then leaning on his
+sister's arm, suddenly fell senseless to the ground. A messenger was
+immediately despatched for me; and I hurried down to his house, where I
+found him lying in his bed, which had now been removed into his study,
+speechless and insensible. I had already summoned his physician; but,
+before he arrived, nature put forth efforts which brought Kant a little
+to himself. In about an hour he opened his eyes, and continued to mutter
+unintelligibly till towards the evening, when he rallied a little, and
+began to talk rationally. For the first time in his life, he was now,
+for a few days, confined to his bed, and ate nothing. On the 12th
+October, he again took some refreshment, and would have had his favorite
+food; but I was now resolved, at any risk of his displeasure, to oppose
+him firmly. I therefore stated to him the whole consequences of his last
+indulgence, of all which he manifestly had no recollection. He listened
+to what I said very attentively, and calmly expressed his conviction
+that I was perfectly in the wrong; but for the present he submitted.
+However, some days after, I found that he had offered a florin for a
+little bread and cheese, and then a dollar, and even more. Being again
+refused, he complained heavily; but gradually he weaned himself from
+asking for it, though at times he betrayed involuntarily how much he
+desired it.
+
+On the 13th of October, his usual dinner parties were resumed, and he
+was considered convalescent; but it was seldom indeed that he recovered
+the tone of tranquil spirits which he had preserved until his late
+attack. Hitherto he had always loved to prolong this meal, the only one
+he took--or, as he expressed it in classical phrase, 'coenam _ducere_;'
+but now it was difficult to hurry it over fast enough for his wishes.
+From dinner, which terminated about two o'clock, he went straight to
+bed, and at intervals fell into slumbers; from which, however, he was
+regularly awoke by phantasmata or terrific dreams. At seven in the
+evening came on duly a period of great agitation, which lasted till five
+or six in the morning--sometimes later; and he continued through the
+night alternately to walk about and lie down, occasionally tranquil,
+but more often in great distress. It now became necessary that somebody
+should sit up with him, his man-servant being wearied out with the toils
+of the day. No person seemed to be so proper for this office as his
+sister, both as having long received a very liberal pension from him,
+and also as his nearest relative, who would be the best witness to the
+fact that her illustrious brother had wanted no comforts or attention
+in his last hours, which his situation admitted of. Accordingly she was
+applied to, and undertook to watch him alternately with his footman--a
+separate table being kept for her, and a very handsome addition made
+to her allowance. She turned out to be a quiet gentle-minded woman, who
+raised no disturbances amongst the servants, and soon won her brother's
+regard by the modest and retiring style of her manners; I may add, also,
+by the truly sisterly affection which she displayed towards him to the
+last.
+
+The 8th of October had grievously affected Kant's faculties, but had
+not wholly destroyed them. For short intervals the clouds seemed to roll
+away that had settled upon his majestic intellect, and it shone forth
+as heretofore. During these moments of brief self-possession, his
+wonted benignity returned to him; and he expressed his gratitude for
+the exertions of those about him, and his sense of the trouble they
+underwent, in a very affecting way. With regard to his man-servant in
+particular, he was very anxious that he should be rewarded by liberal
+presents; and he pressed me earnestly on no account to be parsimonious.
+Indeed Kant was nothing less than princely in his use of money; and
+there was no occasion on which he was known to express the passion of
+scorn very powerfully, but when he was commenting on mean and penurious
+acts or habits. Those who knew him only in the streets, fancied that he
+was not liberal; for he steadily refused, upon principle, to relieve
+all common beggars. But, on the other hand, he was liberal to the public
+charitable institutions; he secretly assisted his own poor relations in
+a much ampler way than could reasonably have been expected of him; and
+it now appeared that he had many other deserving pensioners upon
+his bounty; a fact that was utterly unknown to any of us, until his
+increasing blindness and other infirmities devolved the duty of paying
+these pensions upon myself. It must be recollected, also, that Kant's
+whole fortune, which amounted to about twenty thousand dollars, was the
+product of his own honorable toils for nearly threescore years; and
+that he had himself suffered all the hardships of poverty in his youth,
+though he never once ran into any man's debt,--circumstances in his
+history, which, as they express how fully he must have been acquainted
+with the value of money, greatly enhance the merit of his munificence.
+
+In December, 1803, he became incapable of signing his name. His sight,
+indeed, had for some time failed him so much, that at dinner he could
+not find his spoon without assistance; and, when I happened to dine with
+him, I first cut in pieces whatever was on his plate, next put it into a
+spoon, and then guided his hand to find the spoon. But his inability to
+sign his name did not arise merely from blindness: the fact was, that,
+from irretention of memory, he could not recollect the letters which
+composed his name; and, when they were repeated to him, he could not
+represent the figure of the letters in his imagination. At the latter
+end of November, I had remarked that these incapacities were rapidly
+growing upon him, and in consequence I prevailed on him to sign
+beforehand all the receipts, &c., which would be wanted at the end
+of the year; and, afterwards, on my representation, to prevent all
+disputes, he gave me a regular legal power to sign on his behalf.
+
+Much as Kant was now reduced, yet he had occasionally moods of social
+hilarity. His birth-day was always an agreeable subject to him: some
+weeks before his death, I was calculating the time which it still
+wanted of that anniversary, and cheering him with the prospect of the
+rejoicings which would then take place: 'All your old friends,' said
+I, 'will meet together, and drink a glass of champagne to your health.'
+'That,' said he, 'must be done upon the spot:' and he was not satisfied
+till the party was actually assembled. He drank a glass of wine with
+them, and with great elevation of spirits celebrated this birth-day
+which he was destined never to see.
+
+In the latter weeks of his life, however, a great change took place in
+the tone of his spirits. At his dinner-table, where heretofore such a
+cloudless spirit of joviality had reigned, there was now a melancholy
+silence. It disturbed him to see his two dinner companions conversing
+privately together, whilst he himself sat like a mute on the stage with
+no part to perform. Yet to have engaged him in the conversation
+would have been still more distressing; for his hearing was now very
+imperfect; the effort to hear was itself painful to him; and his
+expressions, even when his thoughts were accurate enough, became nearly
+unintelligible. It is remarkable, however, that at the very lowest point
+of his depression, when he became perfectly incapable of conversing with
+any rational meaning on the ordinary affairs of life, he was still
+able to answer correctly and distinctly, in a degree that was perfectly
+astonishing, upon any question of philosophy or of science, especially
+of physical geography, [Footnote: _Physical_ Geography, in opposition to
+_Political_.] chemistry, or natural history. He talked satisfactorily,
+in his very worst state, of the gases, and stated very accurately
+different propositions of Kepler's, especially the law of the planetary
+motions. And I remember in particular, that upon the very last Monday
+of his life, when the extremity of his weakness moved a circle of his
+friends to tears, and he sat amongst us insensible to all we could say
+to him, cowering down, or rather I might say collapsing into a shapeless
+heap upon his chair, deaf, blind, torpid, motionless,--even then I
+whispered to the others that I would engage that Kant should take his
+part in conversation with propriety and animation. This they found it
+difficult to believe. Upon which I drew close to his ear, and put a
+question to him about the Moors of Barbary. To the surprise of everybody
+but myself, he immediately gave us a summary account of their habits
+and customs; and told us by the way, that in the word _Algiers_, the _g_
+ought to be pronounced hard (as in the English word _gear_).
+
+During the last fortnight of Kant's life, he busied himself unceasingly
+in a way that seemed not merely purposeless but self-contradictory.
+Twenty times in a minute he would unloose and tie his neck
+handkerchief--so also with a sort of belt which he wore about his
+dressing-gown, the moment it was clasped, he unclasped it with
+impatience, and was then equally impatient to have it clasped again.
+But no description can convey an adequate impression of the weary
+restlessness with which from morning to night he pursued these labors of
+Sisyphus--doing and undoing--fretting that he could not do it, fretting
+that he had done it.
+
+By this time he seldom knew any of us who were about him, but took us
+all for strangers. This happened first with his sister, then with me,
+and finally with his servant. Such an alienation distressed me more than
+any other instance of his decay: though I knew that he had not really
+withdrawn his affection from me, yet his air and mode of addressing me
+gave me constantly that feeling. So much the more affecting was it, when
+the sanity of his perceptions and his remembrances returned; but these
+intervals were of slower and slower occurrence. In this condition,
+silent or babbling childishly, self-involved and torpidly abstracted, or
+else busy with self-created phantoms and delusions, what a contrast did
+he offer to _that_ Kant who had once been the brilliant centre of
+the most brilliant circles for rank, wit, or knowledge, that Prussia
+afforded! A distinguished person from Berlin, who had called upon him
+during the preceding summer, was greatly shocked at his appearance, and
+said, 'This is not Kant that I have seen, but the shell of Kant!' How
+much more would he have said this, if he had seen him now!
+
+Now came February, 1804, which was the last month that Kant was destined
+to see. It is remarkable that, in the memorandum book which I have
+before mentioned, I found a fragment of an old song, (inserted by Kant,
+and dated in the summer about six months before the time of his death,)
+which expressed that February was the month in which people had the
+least weight to carry, for the obvious reason that it was shorter by two
+and by three days than the others; and the concluding sentiment was in
+a tone of fanciful pathos to this effect--'Oh, happy February! in which
+man has least to bear--least pain, least sorrow, least self-reproach!'
+Even of this short month, however, Kant had not twelve entire days to
+bear; for it was on the 12th that he died; and in fact he may be said to
+have been dying from the 1st. He now barely vegetated; though there were
+still transitory gleams flashing by fits from the embers of his ancient
+intellect.
+
+On the 3d of February the springs of life seemed to be ceasing from
+their play, for, from this day, strictly speaking, he ate nothing more.
+His existence henceforward seemed to be the mere prolongation of an
+impetus derived from an eighty years' life, after the moving power of
+the mechanism was withdrawn. His physician visited him every day at a
+particular hour; and it was settled that I should always be there to
+meet him. Nine days before his death, on paying his usual visit, the
+following little circumstance occurred, which affected us both, by
+recalling forcibly to our minds the ineradicable courtesy and goodness
+of Kant's nature. When the physician was announced, I went up to Kant
+and said to him, 'Here is Dr. A----.' Kant rose from his chair, and,
+offering his hand to the Doctor, murmured something in which the word
+'posts' was frequently repeated, but with an air as though he wished
+to be helped out with the rest of the sentence. Dr. A----, who thought
+that, by _posts_, he meant the stations for relays of post-horses, and
+therefore that his mind was wandering, replied that all the horses were
+engaged, and begged him to compose himself. But Kant went on, with
+great effort to himself, and added--'Many posts, heavy posts--then
+much goodness--then much gratitude.' All this he said with apparent
+incoherence, but with great warmth, and increasing self-possession. I
+meantime perfectly divined what it was that Kant, under his cloud of
+imbecility, wished to say, and I interpreted accordingly. 'What the
+Professor wishes to say, Dr. A----, is this, that, considering the many
+and weighty offices which you fill in the city and in the university,
+it argues great goodness on your part to give up so much of your time to
+him,' (for Dr. A---- would never take any fees from Kant;) 'and that he
+has the deepest sense of this goodness.' 'Right,' said Kant, earnestly,
+'right!' But he still continued to stand, and was nearly sinking to
+the ground. Upon which I remarked to the physician, that I was so
+well acquainted with Kant, that I was satisfied he would not sit down,
+however much he suffered from standing, until he knew that his visitors
+were seated. The Doctor seemed to doubt this--but Kant, who heard what
+I said, by a prodigious effort confirmed my construction of his conduct,
+and spoke distinctly these words--'God forbid I should be sunk so low as
+to forget the offices of humanity.'
+
+When dinner was announced, Dr. A---- took his leave. Another guest had
+now arrived, and I was in hopes, from the animation which Kant had so
+recently displayed, that we should to-day have a pleasant party, but
+my hopes were vain--Kant was more than usually exhausted, and though
+he raised a spoon to his mouth, he swallowed nothing. For some time
+everything had been tasteless to him; and I had endeavored, but with
+little success, to stimulate the organs of taste by nutmeg, cinnamon,
+&c. To-day all failed, and I could not even prevail upon him to taste a
+biscuit, rusk, or anything of that sort. I had once heard him say that
+several of his friends, who had died of _marasmus_, had closed their
+illness by four or five days of entire freedom from pain, but totally
+without appetite, and then slumbered tranquilly away. Through this state
+I apprehended that he was himself now passing.
+
+Saturday, the 4th of February, I heard his guests loudly expressing
+their fears that they should never meet him again; and I could not but
+share these fears myself. However, on
+
+Sunday, the 5th, I dined at his table in company with his particular
+friend Mr. R. R. V. Kant was still present, but so weak that his head
+drooped upon his knees, and he sank down against the right side of the
+chair. I went and arranged his pillows so as to raise and support his
+head; and, having done this, I said--'Now, my dear Sir, you are again in
+right order.' Great was our astonishment when he answered clearly and
+audibly in the Roman military phrase--'Yes, _testudine et facie;_' and
+immediately after added, 'Ready for the enemy, and in battle array.' His
+powers of mind were (if I may be allowed that expression) smouldering
+away in their ashes; but every now and then some lambent flame, or grand
+emanation of light, shot forth to make it evident that the ancient fire
+still slumbered below.
+
+Monday, the 6th, he was much weaker and more torpid: he spoke not
+a word, except on the occasion of my question about the Moors, as
+previously stated, and sate with sightless eyes, lost in himself, and
+manifesting no sense of our presence, so that we had the feeling of some
+mighty shade or phantom from some forgotten century being seated amongst
+us.
+
+About this time, Kant had become much more tranquil and composed. In
+the earlier periods of his illness, when his yet unbroken strength was
+brought into active contest with the first attacks of decay, he was
+apt to be peevish, and sometimes spoke roughly or even harshly to his
+servants. This, though very opposite to his natural disposition, was
+altogether excusable under the circumstances. He could not make himself
+understood: things were therefore brought to him continually which he
+had not asked for; and often it happened that what he really wanted
+he could not obtain, because all his efforts to name it were
+unintelligible. A violent nervous irritation, besides, affected him
+from the unsettling of the equilibrium in the different functions of
+his nature; weakness in one organ being made more palpable to him by
+disproportionate strength in another. But now the strife was over;
+the whole system was at length undermined, and in rapid and harmonious
+progress to dissolution. And from this time forward, no movement of
+impatience, or expression of fretfulness, ever escaped him.
+
+I now visited him three times a-day; and on
+
+Tuesday, Feb. 7th, going about dinner-time, I found the usual party of
+friends sitting down alone; for Kant was in bed. This was a new scene
+in his house, and increased our fears that his end was now at hand.
+However, having seen him rally so often, I would not run the risk of
+leaving him without a dinner-party for the next day; and accordingly, at
+the customary hour of one, we assembled in his house on
+
+Wednesday, Feb. 8th. I paid my respects to him as cheerfully as
+possible, and ordered dinner to be served up. Kant sat at the table with
+us; and, taking a spoon with a little soup in it, put it to his lips;
+but immediately put it down again, and retired to bed, from which he
+never rose again, except during the few minutes when it was re-arranged.
+
+Thursday, the 9th, he had sunk into the weakness of a dying person,
+and the corpse-like appearance had already taken possession of him. I
+visited him frequently through the day; and, going at ten o'clock at
+night, I found him in a state of insensibility. I could not draw any
+sign from him that he knew me, and I left him to the care of his sister
+and his servant.
+
+Friday, the 10th, I went to see him at six o'clock in the morning. It
+was very stormy, and a deep snow had fallen in the night-time. And, by
+the way, I remember that a gang of house-breakers had forced their way
+through the premises in order to reach Kant's next neighbor, who was a
+goldsmith. As I drew near to his bed-side, I said, 'Good morning.' He
+returned my salutation by saying, 'Good morning,' but in so feeble and
+faltering a voice that it was hardly articulate. I was rejoiced to find
+him sensible, and I asked him if he knew me:--'Yes,' he replied; and,
+stretching out his hand, touched me gently upon the cheek. Through the
+rest of the day, whenever I visited him, he seemed to have relapsed into
+a state of insensibility.
+
+Saturday, the 11th, he lay with fixed and rayless eyes; but to all
+appearance in perfect peace. I asked him again, on this day, if he knew
+me. He was speechless, but he turned his face towards me and made signs
+that I should kiss him. Deep emotion thrilled me, as I stooped down to
+kiss his pallid lips; for I knew that in this solemn act of tenderness
+he meant to express his thankfulness for our long friendship, and to
+signify his affection and his last farewell. I had never seen him confer
+this mark of his love upon anybody, except once, and that was a few
+weeks before his death, when he drew his sister to him and kissed her.
+The kiss which he now gave to me was the last memorial that he knew me.
+
+Whatever fluid was now offered to him passed the oesophagus with a
+rattling sound, as often happens with dying people; and there were all
+the signs of death being close at hand.
+
+I wished to stay with him till all was over; and as I had been witness
+of his life, to be witness also of his departure; and therefore I never
+quitted him except when I was called off for a few minutes to attend
+some private business. The whole of this night I spent at his bed-side.
+Though he had passed the day in a state of insensibility, yet in the
+evening he made intelligible signs that he wished to have his bed put in
+order; he was therefore lifted out in our arms, and the bed-clothes and
+pillows being hastily arranged, he was carried back again. He did not
+sleep; and a spoonful of liquid, which was sometimes put to his lips, he
+usually pushed aside; but about one o'clock in the night he himself made
+a motion towards the spoon, from which I collected that he was thirsty;
+and I gave him a small quantity of wine and water sweetened; but the
+muscles of his mouth had not strength enough to retain it, so that to
+prevent its flowing back he raised his hand to his lips, until with
+a rattling sound it was swallowed. He seemed to wish for more; and I
+continued to give him more, until he said, in a way that I was just
+able to understand,--'It is enough.' And these were his last words.
+At intervals he pushed away the bed-clothes, and exposed his person; I
+constantly restored the clothes to their situation, and on one of these
+occasions I found that the whole body and extremities were already
+growing cold, and the pulse intermitting.
+
+At a quarter after three o'clock on Sunday morning, February 12, Kant
+stretched himself out as if taking a position for his final act, and
+settled into the precise posture which he preserved to the moment of
+death. The pulse was now no longer perceptible to the touch in his
+hands, feet or neck. I tried every part where a pulse beats, and found
+none anywhere but in the left hip, where it beat with violence, but
+often intermitted.
+
+About ten o'clock in the forenoon he suffered a remarkable change; his
+eye was rigid and his face and lips became discolored by a cadaverous
+pallor. Still, such was the effect of his previous habits, that no trace
+appeared of the cold sweat which naturally accompanies the last mortal
+agony.
+
+It was near eleven o'clock when the moment of dissolution approached.
+His sister was standing at the foot of the bed, his sister's son at
+the head. I, for the purpose of still observing the fluctuations of the
+pulse in his hip, was kneeling at the bed-side; and I called his servant
+to come and witness the death of his good master. Now began the last
+agony, if to him it could be called an agony, where there seemed to be
+no struggle. And precisely at this moment, his distinguished friend, Mr.
+R. R. V., whom I had summoned by a messenger, entered the room. First of
+all, the breath grew feebler; then it missed its regularity of return;
+then it wholly intermitted, and the upper lip was slightly convulsed;
+after this there followed one slight respiration or sigh; and after that
+no more; but the pulse still beat for a few seconds--slower and fainter,
+till it ceased altogether; the mechanism stopped; the last motion was at
+an end; and exactly at that moment the clock struck eleven.
+
+Soon after his death the head of Kant was shaved; and, under the
+direction of Professor Knorr, a plaster cast was taken, not a masque
+merely, but a cast of the whole bead, designed (I believe) to enrich the
+craniological collection of Dr. Gall.
+
+The corpse being laid out and properly attired, immense numbers of
+people of every rank, from the highest to the lowest, flocked to see it.
+Everybody was anxious to make use of the last opportunity he would have
+for entitling himself to say--'I too have seen Kant.' This went on for
+many days--during which, from morning to night, the house was thronged
+with the public. Great was the astonishment of all people at the
+meagreness of Kant's appearance; and it was universally agreed that a
+corpse so wasted and fleshless had never been beheld. His head rested
+upon the same cushion on which once the gentlemen of the university had
+presented an address to him; and I thought that I could not apply it to
+a more honorable purpose than by placing it in the coffin, as the final
+pillow of that immortal head.
+
+Upon the style and mode of his funeral, Kant had expressed his wishes in
+earlier years in a separate memorandum. He there desired that it should
+take place early in the morning, with as little noise and disturbance
+as possible, and attended only by a few of his most intimate friends.
+Happening to meet with this memorandum, whilst I was engaged at his
+request in arranging his papers, I very frankly gave him my opinion,
+that such an injunction would lay me, as the executor of his will, under
+great embarrassments; for that circumstances might very probably arise
+under which it would be next to impossible to carry it into effect. Upon
+this Kant tore the paper, and left the whole to my own discretion. The
+fact was, I foresaw that the students of the University would never
+allow themselves to be robbed of this occasion for expressing their
+veneration by a public funeral. The event showed that I was right; for
+a funeral such as Kant's, one so solemn and so magnificent, the city of
+Koenigsberg has never witnessed before or since. The public journals, and
+separate accounts in pamphlets, etc., have given so minute an account of
+its details, that I shall here notice only the heads of the ceremony.
+
+On the 28th of February, at two o'clock in the afternoon, all the
+dignitaries of church and state, not only those resident in Koenigsberg,
+but from the remotest parts of Prussia, assembled in the church of the
+Castle. Hence they were escorted by the whole body of the University,
+splendidly dressed for the occasion, and by many military officers of
+rank, with whom Kant had always been a great favorite, to the house
+of the deceased Professor; from which the corpse was carried by
+torch-light, the bells of every church in Koenigsberg tolling, to the
+Cathedral which was lit up by innumerable wax-lights. A never-ending
+train of many thousand persons followed it on foot. In the Cathedral,
+after the usual burial rites, accompanied with every possible expression
+of national veneration to the deceased, there was a grand musical
+service, most admirably performed, at the close of which Kant's mortal
+remains were lowered into the academic vault, where he now rests among
+the ancient patriarchs of the University. PEACE BE TO HIS DUST, AND
+EVERLASTING HONOR!
+
+
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+NARRATIVE AND MISCELLANEOUS PAPERS.
+
+BY
+THOMAS DE QUINCEY.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS OF VOLUME I.
+
+
+THE HOUSEHOLD WRECK
+THE SPANISH NUN
+FLIGHT OF A TARTAR TRIBE
+
+
+CONTENTS OF VOLUME II.
+
+
+SYSTEM OF THE HEAVENS AS REVEALED BY LORD ROSSE'S TELESCOPES
+MODERN SUPERSTITION
+COLERIDGE AND OPIUM-EATING
+TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT
+ON WAR
+THE LAST DAYS OF IMMANUEL KANT
+
+
+
+
+
+THE HOUSEHOLD WRECK.
+
+
+'To be weak,' we need not the great archangel's voice to tell us,
+'_is to be miserable_.' All weakness is suffering and humiliation,
+no matter for its mode or its subject. Beyond all other weakness,
+therefore, and by a sad prerogative, as more miserable than what is
+most miserable in all, that capital weakness of man which regards the
+_tenure_ of his enjoyments and his power to protect, even for a
+moment, the crown of flowers--flowers, at the best, how frail and few!
+--which sometimes settles upon his haughty brow. There is no end, there
+never will be an end, of the lamentations which ascend from earth and
+the rebellious heart of her children, upon this huge opprobrium of
+human pride--the everlasting mutabilities of all which man can grasp by
+his power or by his aspirations, the fragility of all which he
+inherits, and the hollowness visible amid the very raptures of
+enjoyment to every eye which looks for a moment underneath the
+draperies of the shadowy _present_, the hollowness, the blank
+treachery of hollowness, upon which all the pomps and vanities of life
+ultimately repose. This trite but unwearying theme, this impassioned
+common-place of humanity, is the subject in every age of variation
+without end, from the poet, the rhetorician, the fabulist, the
+moralist, the divine, and the philosopher. All, amidst the sad vanity
+of their sighs and groans, labor to put on record and to establish this
+monotonous complaint, which needs not other record or evidence than
+those very sighs and groans. What is life? Darkness and formless
+vacancy for a beginning, or something beyond all beginning--then next a
+dim lotos of human consciousness, finding itself afloat upon the bosom
+of waters without a shore--then a few sunny smiles and many tears--a
+little love and infinite strife--whisperings from paradise and fierce
+mockeries from the anarchy of chaos--dust and ashes--and once more
+darkness circling round, as if from the beginning, and in this way
+rounding or making an island of our fantastic existence,--_that_
+is human life; _that_ the inevitable amount of man's laughter and
+his tears--of what he suffers and he does--of his motions this way and
+that way--to the right or to the left--backwards or forwards--of all
+his seeming realities and all his absolute negations--his shadowy
+pomps and his pompous shadows--of whatsoever he thinks, finds, makes
+or mars, creates or animates, loves, hates, or in dread hope
+anticipates;--so it is, so it has been, so it will be, for ever and
+ever.
+
+Yet in the lowest deep there still yawns a lower deep; and in the vast
+halls of man's frailty, there are separate and more gloomy chambers of
+a frailty more exquisite and consummate. We account it frailty that
+threescore years and ten make the upshot of man's pleasurable
+existence, and that, far before that time is reached, his beauty and
+his power have fallen among weeds and forgetfulness. But there is a
+frailty, by comparison with which this ordinary flux of the human race
+seems to have a vast duration. Cases there are, and those not rare, in
+which a single week, a day, an hour sweeps away all vestiges and
+landmarks of a memorable felicity; in which the ruin travels faster
+than the flying showers upon the mountain-side, faster 'than a musician
+scatters sounds;' in which 'it was' and 'it is not' are words of the
+self-same tongue, in the self-same minute; in which the sun that at
+noon beheld all sound and prosperous, long before its setting hour
+looks out upon a total wreck, and sometimes upon the total abolition of
+any fugitive memorial that there ever had been a vessel to be wrecked,
+or a wreck to be obliterated.
+
+These cases, though here spoken of rhetorically, are of daily
+occurrence; and, though they may seem few by comparison with the
+infinite millions of the species, they are many indeed, if they be
+reckoned absolutely for themselves; and throughout the limits of a
+whole nation, not a day passes over us but many families are robbed of
+their heads, or even swallowed up in ruin themselves, or their course
+turned out of the sunny beams into a dark wilderness. Shipwrecks and
+nightly conflagrations are sometimes, and especially among some
+nations, wholesale calamities; battles yet more so; earthquakes, the
+famine, the pestilence, though rarer, are visitations yet wider in
+their desolation. Sickness and commercial ill-luck, if narrower, are
+more frequent scourges. And most of all, or with most darkness in its
+train, comes the sickness of the brain--lunacy--which, visiting nearly
+one thousand in every million, must, in every populous nation, make
+many ruins in each particular day. 'Babylon in ruins,' says a great
+author, 'is not so sad a sight as a human soul overthrown by lunacy.'
+But there is a sadder even than _that_,--the sight of a family-ruin
+wrought by crime is even more appalling. Forgery, breaches of trust,
+embezzlement, of private or public funds--(a crime sadly on the
+increase since the example of Fauntleroy, and the suggestion of its
+great feasibility first made by him)--these enormities, followed too
+often, and countersigned for their final result to the future happiness
+of families, by the appalling catastrophe of suicide, must naturally,
+in every wealthy nation, or wherever property and the modes of property
+are much developed, constitute the vast majority of all that come under
+the review of public justice. Any of these is sufficient to make
+shipwreck of all peace and comfort for a family; and often, indeed, it
+happens that the desolation is accomplished within the course of one
+revolving sun; often the whole dire catastrophe, together with its
+total consequences, is both accomplished and made known to those whom
+it chiefly concerns within one and the same hour. The mighty Juggernaut
+of social life, moving onwards with its everlasting thunders, pauses
+not for a moment to spare--to pity--to look aside, but rushes forward
+for ever, impassive as the marble in the quarry--caring not for whom it
+destroys, for the how many, or for the results, direct and indirect,
+whether many or few. The increasing grandeur and magnitude of the
+social system, the more it multiplies and extends its victims, the more
+it conceals them; and for the very same reason: just as in the Roman
+amphitheatres, when they grew to the magnitude of mighty cities, (in
+some instances accommodating four hundred thousand spectators, in many
+a fifth part of that amount,) births and deaths became ordinary events,
+which, in a small modern theatre, are rare and memorable; and exactly
+as these prodigious accidents multiplied, _pari passu_, they were
+disregarded and easily concealed: for curiosity was no longer excited;
+the sensation attached to them was little or none.
+
+From these terrific tragedies, which, like monsoons or tornadoes,
+accomplish the work of years in an hour, not merely an impressive
+lesson is derived, sometimes, perhaps, a warning, but also (and this is
+of universal application) some consolation. Whatever may have been the
+misfortunes or the sorrows of a man's life, he is still privileged to
+regard himself and his friends as amongst the fortunate by comparison,
+in so far as he has escaped these wholesale storms, either as an actor
+in producing them, or a contributor to their violence--or even more
+innocently, (though oftentimes not less miserably)--as a participator
+in the instant ruin, or in the long arrears of suffering which they
+entail.
+
+The following story falls within the class of hasty tragedies, and
+sudden desolations here described. The reader is assured that every
+incident is strictly true: nothing, in that respect, has been altered;
+nor, indeed, anywhere except in the conversations, of which, though the
+results and general outline are known, the separate details have
+necessarily been lost under the agitating circumstances which produced
+them. It has been judged right and delicate to conceal the name of the
+great city, and therefore of the nation in which these events occurred,
+chiefly out of consideration for the descendants of one person
+concerned in the narrative: otherwise, it might not have been
+requisite: for it is proper to mention, that every person directly a
+party to the case has been long laid in the grave: all of them, with
+one solitary exception, upwards of fifty years.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was early spring in the year 17--; the day was the 6th of April; and
+the weather, which had been of a wintry fierceness for the preceding
+six or seven weeks--cold indeed beyond anything known for many years,
+gloomy for ever, and broken by continual storms--was now by a Swedish
+transformation all at once bright, genial, heavenly. So sudden and so
+early a prelusion of summer, it was generally feared, could not last.
+But that only made every body the more eager to lose no hour of an
+enjoyment that might prove so fleeting. It seemed as if the whole
+population of the place, a population among the most numerous in
+Christendom, had been composed of hybernating animals suddenly awakened
+by the balmy sunshine from their long winter's torpor. Through every
+hour of the golden morning the streets were resonant with female
+parties of young and old, the timid and the bold, nay, even of the most
+delicate valetudinarians, now first tempted to lay aside their wintry
+clothing together with their fireside habits, whilst the whole rural
+environs of our vast city, the woodlands, and the interminable meadows
+began daily to re-echo the glad voices of the young and jovial awaking
+once again, like the birds and the flowers, and universal nature, to
+the luxurious happiness of this most delightful season.
+
+Happiness do I say? Yes, happiness; happiness to me above all others.
+For I also in those days was among the young and the gay; I was
+healthy; I was strong; I was prosperous in a worldly sense! I owed no
+man a shilling; feared no man's face; shunned no man's presence. I held
+a respectable station in society; I was myself, let me venture to say
+it, respected generally for my personal qualities, apart from any
+advantages I might draw from fortune or inheritance; I had reason to
+think myself popular amongst the very slender circle of my
+acquaintance; and finally, which perhaps was the crowning grace to all
+these elements of happiness, I suffered not from the presence of
+_ennui_, nor ever feared to suffer: for my temperament was
+constitutionally ardent; I had a powerful animal sensibility; and I
+knew the one great secret for maintaining its equipoise, viz., by
+powerful daily exercise; and thus I lived in the light and presence,
+or, (if I should not be suspected of seeking rhetorical expressions, I
+would say,) in one eternal solstice of unclouded hope.
+
+These, you will say, were blessings; these were golden elements of
+felicity. They were so; and yet, with the single exception of my
+healthy frame and firm animal organization, I feel that I have
+mentioned hitherto nothing but what by comparison might be thought of a
+vulgar quality. All the other advantages that I have enumerated, had
+they been yet wanting, might have been acquired; had they been
+forfeited, might have been reconquered; had they been even
+irretrievably lost, might, by a philosophic effort, have been dispensed
+with; compensations might have been found for any of them, many
+equivalents, or if not, consolations at least, for their absence. But
+now it remains to speak of other blessings too mighty to be valued, not
+merely as transcending in rank and dignity all other constituents of
+happiness, but for a reason far sadder than that--because, once lost,
+they were incapable of restoration, and because not to be dispensed
+with; blessings in which 'either we must live or have no life:' lights
+to the darkness of our paths and to the infirmity of our steps--which,
+once extinguished, never more on this side the gates of Paradise can
+any man hope to see re-illumined for himself. Amongst these I may
+mention an intellect, whether powerful or not in itself, at any rate
+most elaborately cultivated; and, to say the truth, I had little other
+business before me in this life than to pursue this lofty and
+delightful task. I may add, as a blessing, not in the same
+_positive_ sense as that which I have just mentioned, because not
+of a nature to contribute so hourly to the employment of the thoughts,
+but yet in this sense equal, that the absence of either would have been
+an equal affliction,--namely, a conscience void of all offence. It was
+little indeed that I, drawn by no necessities of situation into
+temptations of that nature, had done no injury to any man. That was
+fortunate; but I could not much value myself upon what was so much an
+accident of my situation. Something, however, I might pretend to beyond
+this _negative_ merit; for I had originally a benign nature; and,
+as I advanced in years and thoughtfulness, the gratitude which
+possessed me for my own exceeding happiness led me to do that by
+principle and system which I had already done upon blind impulse; and
+thus upon a double argument I was incapable of turning away from the
+prayer of the afflicted, whatever had been the sacrifice to myself.
+Hardly, perhaps, could it have been said in a sufficient sense at that
+time that I was a religious man: yet, undoubtedly, I had all the
+foundations within me upon which religion might hereafter have grown.
+My heart overflowed with thankfulness to Providence: I had a natural
+tone of unaffected piety; and thus far, at least, I might have been
+called a religious man, that in the simplicity of truth I could have
+exclaimed,
+
+ 'O, Abner, I fear God, and I fear none beside.'
+
+But wherefore seek to delay ascending by a natural climax to that final
+consummation and perfect crown of my felicity--that almighty blessing
+which ratified their value to all the rest? Wherefore, oh! wherefore do
+I shrink in miserable weakness from--what? Is it from reviving, from
+calling up again into fierce and insufferable light the images and
+features of a long-buried happiness? That would be a natural shrinking
+and a reasonable weakness. But how escape from reviving, whether I give
+it utterance or not, that which is for ever vividly before me? What
+need to call into artificial light that which, whether sleeping or
+waking, by night or by day, for eight-and-thirty years has seemed by
+its miserable splendor to scorch my brain? Wherefore shrink from giving
+language, simple vocal utterance, to that burden of anguish which by so
+long an endurance has lost no atom of its weight, nor can gain any most
+surely by the loudest publication? Need there can be none, after this,
+to say that the priceless blessing, which I have left to the final
+place in this ascending review, was the companion of my life--my
+darling and youthful wife. Oh! dovelike woman! fated in an hour the
+most defenceless to meet with the ravening vulture,--lamb fallen
+amongst wolves,--trembling--fluttering fawn, whose path was inevitably
+to be crossed by the bloody tiger;--angel, whose most innocent heart
+fitted thee for too early a flight from this impure planet; if indeed
+it were a necessity that thou shouldst find no rest for thy footing
+except amidst thy native heavens, if indeed to leave what was not
+worthy of thee were a destiny not to be evaded--a summons not to be put
+by,--yet why, why, again and again I demand--why was it also necessary
+that this, thy departure, so full of wo to me, should also to thyself
+be heralded by the pangs of martyrdom? Sainted love, if, like the
+ancient children of the Hebrews, like Meshech and Abednego, thou wert
+called by divine command, whilst yet almost a child, to walk, and to
+walk alone, through the fiery furnace,--wherefore then couldst not
+thou, like that Meshech and that Abednego, walk unsinged by the
+dreadful torment, and come forth unharmed? Why, if the sacrifice were
+to be total, was it necessary to reach it by so dire a struggle? and if
+the cup, the bitter cup, of final separation from those that were the
+light of thy eyes and the pulse of thy heart might not be put aside,--
+yet wherefore was it that thou mightest not drink it up in the natural
+peace which belongs to a sinless heart?
+
+But these are murmurings, you will say, rebellious murmurings against
+the proclamations of God. Not so: I have long since submitted myself,
+resigned myself, nay, even reconciled myself, perhaps, to the great
+wreck of my life, in so far as it was the will of God, and according to
+the weakness of my imperfect nature. But my wrath still rises, like a
+towering flame, against all the earthly instruments of this ruin; I am
+still at times as unresigned as ever to this tragedy, in so far as it
+was the work of human malice. Vengeance, as a mission for _me_, as
+a task for _my_ hands in particular, is no longer possible; the
+thunderbolts of retribution have been long since launched by other
+hands; and yet still it happens that at times I do--I must--I shall
+perhaps to the hour of death, rise in maniac fury, and seek, in the
+very impotence of vindictive madness, groping as it were in blindness
+of heart, for that tiger from hell-gates that tore away my darling from
+my heart. Let me pause, and interrupt this painful strain, to say a
+word or two upon what she was--and how far worthy of a love more
+honorable to her (that was possible) and deeper (but that was not
+possible) than mine. When first I saw her, she--my Agnes--was merely a
+child, not much (if anything) above sixteen. But, as in perfect
+womanhood she retained a most childlike expression of countenance, so
+even then in absolute childhood she put forward the blossoms and the
+dignity of a woman. Never yet did my eye light upon creature that was
+born of woman, nor could it enter my heart to conceive one, possessing
+a figure more matchless in its proportions, more statuesque, and more
+deliberately and advisedly to be characterized by no adequate word but
+the word _magnificent_, (a word too often and lightly abused.) In
+reality, speaking of women, I have seen many beautiful figures, but
+hardly one except Agnes that could, without hyperbole, be styled truly
+and memorably magnificent. Though in the first order of tall women,
+yet, being full in person, and with a symmetry that was absolutely
+faultless, she seemed to the random sight as little above the ordinary
+height. Possibly from the dignity of her person, assisted by the
+dignity of her movements, a stranger would have been disposed to call
+her at a distance a woman of _commanding_ presence; but never,
+after he had approached near enough to behold her face. Every thought
+of artifice, of practised effect, or of haughty pretension, fled before
+the childlike innocence, the sweet feminine timidity, and the more than
+cherub loveliness of that countenance, which yet in its lineaments was
+noble, whilst its expression was purely gentle and confiding. A shade
+of pensiveness there was about her; but _that_ was in her manners,
+scarcely ever in her features; and the exquisite fairness of her
+complexion, enriched by the very sweetest and most delicate bloom that
+ever I have beheld, should rather have allied it to a tone of
+cheerfulness. Looking at this noble creature, as I first looked at her,
+when yet upon the early threshold of womanhood
+
+ 'With household motions light and free,
+ And steps of virgin liberty'
+
+you might have supposed her some Hebe or young Aurora of the dawn. When
+you saw only her superb figure, and its promise of womanly development,
+with the measured dignity of her step, you might for a moment have
+fancied her some imperial Medea of the Athenian stage--some Volumnia
+from Rome,
+
+ 'Or ruling bandit's wife amidst the Grecian isles.'
+
+ But catch one glance from her angelic countenance--and then combining
+the face and the person, you would have dismissed all such fancies, and
+have pronounced her a Pandora or an Eve, expressly accomplished and
+held forth by nature as an exemplary model or ideal pattern for the
+future female sex:--
+
+ 'A perfect woman, nobly plann'd,
+ To warm, to comfort, to command:
+ And yet a spirit too, and bright
+ With something of an angel light.'
+
+To this superb young woman, such as I have here sketched her, I
+surrendered my heart for ever, almost from my first opportunity of
+seeing her: for so natural and without disguise was her character, and
+so winning the simplicity of her manners, due in part to her own native
+dignity of mind, and in part to the deep solitude in which she had been
+reared, that little penetration was required to put me in possession of
+all her thoughts; and to win her love, not very much more than to let
+her see, as see she could not avoid, in connection with that chivalrous
+homage which at any rate was due to her sex and her sexual perfections,
+a love for herself on my part, which was in its nature as exalted a
+passion and as profoundly rooted as any merely human affection can ever
+yet have been.
+
+On the seventeenth birthday of Agnes we were married. Oh! calendar of
+everlasting months--months that, like the mighty rivers, shall flow on
+for ever, immortal as thou, Nile, or Danube, Euphrates, or St.
+Lawrence! and ye, summer and winter, day and night, wherefore do you
+bring round continually your signs, and seasons, and revolving hours,
+that still point and barb the anguish of local recollections, telling
+me of this and that celestial morning that never shall return, and of
+too blessed expectations, travelling like yourselves through a heavenly
+zodiac of changes, till at once and for ever they sank into the grave!
+Often do I think of seeking for some quiet cell either in the Tropics
+or in Arctic latitudes, where the changes of the year, and the external
+signs corresponding to them, express themselves by no features like
+those in which the same seasons are invested under our temperate
+climes: so that, if knowing, we cannot at least feel the identity of
+their revolutions. We were married, I have said, on the birthday--the
+seventeenth birthday--of Agnes; and pretty nearly on her eighteenth it
+was that she placed me at the summit of my happiness, whilst for
+herself she thus completed the circle of her relations to this life's
+duties, by presenting me with a son. Of this child, knowing how
+wearisome to strangers is the fond exultation of parents, I shall
+simply say, that he inherited his mother's beauty; the same touching
+loveliness and innocence of expression, the same chiselled nose, mouth,
+and chin, the same exquisite auburn hair. In many other features, not
+of person merely, but also of mind and manners, as they gradually began
+to open before me, this child deepened my love to him by recalling the
+image of his mother; and what other image was there that I so much
+wished to keep before me, whether waking or asleep? At the time to
+which I am now coming but too rapidly, this child, still our only one,
+and unusually premature, was within four months of completing his third
+year; consequently Agnes was at that time in her twenty-first year; and
+I may here add, with respect to myself, that I was in my twenty-sixth.
+
+But, before I come to that period of wo, let me say one word on the
+temper of mind which so fluent and serene a current of prosperity may
+be thought to have generated. Too common a course I know it is, when
+the stream of life flows with absolute tranquillity, and ruffled by no
+menace of a breeze--the azure overhead never dimmed by a passing cloud,
+that in such circumstances the blood stagnates: life, from excess and
+plethora of sweets, becomes insipid: the spirit of action droops: and
+it is oftentimes found at such seasons that slight annoyances and
+molestations, or even misfortunes in a lower key, are not wholly
+undesirable, as means of stimulating the lazy energies, and disturbing
+a slumber which is, or soon will be, morbid in its character. I have
+known myself cases not a few, where, by the very nicest gradations, and
+by steps too silent and insensible for daily notice, the utmost harmony
+and reciprocal love had shaded down into fretfulness and petulance,
+purely from too easy a life, and because all nobler agitations that
+might have ruffled the sensations occasionally, and all distresses even
+on the narrowest scale that might have re-awakened the solicitudes of
+love, by opening necessities for sympathy, for counsel, or for mutual
+aid, had been shut out by foresight too elaborate, or by prosperity too
+cloying. But all this, had it otherwise been possible with my
+particular mind, and at my early age, was utterly precluded by one
+remarkable peculiarity in my temper. Whether it were that I derived
+from nature some jealousy and suspicion of all happiness which seems
+too perfect and unalloyed--[a spirit of restless distrust, which in
+ancient times often led men to throw valuable gems into the sea, in the
+hope of thus propitiating the dire deity of misfortune, by voluntarily
+breaking the fearful chain of prosperity, and led some of them to weep
+and groan when the gems thus sacrificed were afterwards brought back to
+their hand by simple fishermen, who had recovered them in the
+intestines of fishes--a portentous omen, which was interpreted into a
+sorrowful indication that the deity thus answered the propitiatory
+appeal, and made solemn proclamation that he had rejected it]--
+whether, I say, it were this spirit of jealousy awaked in me by too
+steady and too profound a felicity--or whether it were that great
+overthrows and calamities have some mysterious power to send forward a
+dim misgiving of their advancing footsteps, and really and indeed,
+
+ 'That in to-day already walks to-morrow;'
+
+or whether it were partly, as I have already put the case in my first
+supposition, a natural instinct of distrust, but irritated and
+enlivened by a particular shock of superstitious alarm; which, or
+whether any of these causes it were that kept me apprehensive, and on
+the watch for disastrous change, I will not here undertake to
+determine. Too certain it is that I was so. I never ridded myself of an
+over-mastering and brooding sense, shadowy and vague, a dim abiding
+feeling (that sometimes was and sometimes was not exalted into a
+conscious presentiment) of some great calamity travelling towards me;
+not perhaps immediately impending--perhaps even at a great distance;
+but already--dating from some secret hour--already in motion upon some
+remote line of approach. This feeling I could not assuage by sharing it
+with Agnes. No motive could be strong enough for persuading me to
+communicate so gloomy a thought with one who, considering her extreme
+healthiness, was but too remarkably prone to pensive, if not to
+sorrowful, contemplations. And thus the obligation which I felt to
+silence and reserve, strengthened the morbid impression I had received;
+whilst the remarkable incident I have adverted to served powerfully to
+rivet the superstitious chain which was continually gathering round me.
+The incident was this--and before I repeat it, let me pledge my word of
+honor, that I report to you the bare facts of the case, without
+exaggeration, and in the simplicity of truth:--There was at that time
+resident in the great city, which is the scene of my narrative, a
+woman, from some part of Hungary, who pretended to the gift of looking
+into futurity. She had made herself known advantageously in several of
+the greatest cities of Europe, under the designation of the Hungarian
+Prophetess; and very extraordinary instances were cited amongst the
+highest circles of her success in the art which she professed. So ample
+were the pecuniary tributes which she levied upon the hopes and the
+fears, or the simple curiosity of the aristocracy, that she was thus
+able to display not unfrequently a disinterestedness and a generosity,
+which seemed native to her disposition, amongst the humbler classes of
+her applicants; for she rejected no addresses that were made to her,
+provided only they were not expressed in levity or scorn, but with
+sincerity, and in a spirit of confiding respect. It happened, on one
+occasion, when a nursery-servant of ours was waiting in her anteroom
+for the purpose of taking her turn in consulting the prophetess
+professionally, that she had witnessed a scene of consternation and
+unaffected maternal grief in this Hungarian lady upon the sudden
+seizure of her son, a child of four or five years old, by a spasmodic
+inflammation of the throat (since called croup) peculiar to children,
+and in those days not very well understood by medical men. The poor
+Hungarian, who had lived chiefly in warm, or at least not damp,
+climates, and had never so much as heard of this complaint, was almost
+wild with alarm at the rapid increase of the symptoms which attend the
+paroxysms, and especially of that loud and distressing sound which
+marks the impeded respiration. Great, therefore, was her joy and
+gratitude on finding from our servant that she had herself been in
+attendance more than once upon cases of the same nature, but very much
+more violent,--and that, consequently, she was well qualified to
+suggest and to superintend all the measures of instant necessity, such
+as the hot-bath, the peculiar medicines, &c., which are almost sure of
+success when applied in an early stage. Staying to give her assistance
+until a considerable improvement had taken place in the child, our
+servant then hurried home to her mistress. Agnes, it may be imagined,
+dispatched her back with such further and more precise directions as in
+a very short time availed to re-establish the child in convalescence.
+These practical services, and the messages of maternal sympathy
+repeatedly conveyed from Agnes, had completely won the heart of the
+grateful Hungarian, and she announced her intention of calling with her
+little boy, to make her personal acknowledgments for the kindness which
+had been shown to her. She did so, and we were as much impressed by the
+sultana-like style of her Oriental beauty, as she, on her part, was
+touched and captivated by the youthful loveliness of my angelic wife.
+After sitting for above an hour, during which time she talked with a
+simplicity and good feeling that struck us as remarkable in a person
+professing an art usually connected with so much of conscious fraud,
+she rose to take her leave. I must mention that she had previously had
+our little boy sitting on her knee, and had at intervals thrown a hasty
+glance upon the palms of his hands. On parting, Agnes, with her usual
+frankness, held out her hand. The Hungarian took it with an air of sad
+solemnity, pressed it fervently, and said:--'Lady, it is my part in
+this life to look behind the curtain of fate; and oftentimes I see such
+sights in futurity--some near, some far off--as willingly I would
+_not_ see. For you, young and charming lady, looking like that
+angel which you are, no destiny can be equal to your deserts. Yet
+sometimes, true it is, God sees not as man sees; and he ordains, after
+his unfathomable counsels, to the heavenly-minded a portion in heaven,
+and to the children whom he loves a rest and a haven not built with
+hands. Something that I have seen dimly warns me to look no farther.
+Yet, if you desire it, I will do my office, and I will read for you
+with truth the lines of fate as they are written upon your hands.'
+Agnes was a little startled, or even shocked, by this solemn address;
+but, in a minute or so, a mixed feeling--one half of which was
+curiosity, and the other half a light-hearted mockery of her own
+mysterious awe in the presence of what she had been taught to view as
+either fraud or insanity--prompted her playfully to insist upon the
+fullest application of the Hungarian's art to her own case; nay, she
+would have the hands of our little Francis read and interpreted as well
+as her own, and she desired to hear the full professional judgment
+delivered without suppression or softening of its harshest awards. She
+laughed whilst she said all this; but she also trembled a little. The
+Hungarian first took the hand of our young child, and perused it with a
+long and steady scrutiny. She said nothing, but sighed heavily as she
+resigned it. She then took the hand of Agnes--looked bewildered and
+aghast--then gazed piteously from Agnes to her child--and at last,
+bursting into tears, began to move steadily out of the room. I followed
+her hastily, and remonstrated upon this conduct, by pointing her
+attention to the obvious truth--that these mysterious suppressions and
+insinuations, which left all shadowy and indistinct, were far more
+alarming than the most definite denunciations. Her answer yet rings in
+my ear:--'Why should I make myself odious to you and to your innocent
+wife? Messenger of evil I am, and have been to many; but evil I will
+not prophecy to her. Watch and pray! Much may be done by effectual
+prayer. Human means, fleshly arms, are vain. There is an enemy in the
+house of life,' [here she quitted her palmistry for the language of
+astrology;] 'there is a frightful danger at hand, both for your wife
+and your child. Already on that dark ocean, over which we are all
+sailing, I can see dimly the point at which the enemy's course shall
+cross your wife's. There is but little interval remaining--not many
+hours. All is finished; all is accomplished; and already he is almost
+up with the darlings of your heart. Be vigilant, be vigilant, and yet
+look not to yourself, but to Heaven, for deliverance.'
+
+This woman was not an impostor: she spoke and uttered her oracles under
+a wild sense of possession by some superior being, and of mystic
+compulsion to say what she would have willingly left unsaid; and never
+yet, before or since, have I seen the light of sadness settle with so
+solemn an expression into human eyes as when she dropped my wife's
+hand, and refused to deliver that burden of prophetic wo with which she
+believed herself to be inspired.
+
+The prophetess departed; and what mood of mind did she leave behind her
+in Agnes and myself? Naturally there was a little drooping of spirits
+at first; the solemnity and the heart-felt sincerity of fear and grief
+which marked her demeanor, made it impossible, at the moment when we
+were just fresh from their natural influences, that we should recoil
+into our ordinary spirits. But with the inevitable elasticity of youth
+and youthful gaiety we soon did so; we could not attempt to persuade
+ourselves that there had been any conscious fraud or any attempt at
+scenical effect in the Hungarian's conduct. She had no motive for
+deceiving us; she had refused all offerings of money, and her whole
+visit had evidently been made under an overflow of the most grateful
+feelings for the attentions shown to her child. We acquitted her,
+therefore, of sinister intentions; and with our feelings of jealousy,
+feelings in which we had been educated, towards everything that tended
+to superstition, we soon agreed to think her some gentle maniac or sad
+enthusiast, suffering under some form of morbid melancholy. Forty-eight
+hours, with two nights' sleep, sufficed to restore the wonted
+equilibrium of our spirits; and that interval brought us onwards to the
+6th of April--the day on which, as I have already said, my story
+properly commences.
+
+ On that day, on that lovely 6th of April, such as I have described it,
+that 6th of April, about nine o'clock in the morning, we were seated at
+breakfast near the open window--we, that is, Agnes, myself, and little
+Francis; the freshness of morning spirits rested upon us; the golden
+light of the morning sun illuminated the room; incense was floating
+through the air from the gorgeous flowers within and without the house;
+there in youthful happiness we sat gathered together, a family of love,
+and there we never sat again. Never again were we three gathered
+together, nor ever shall be, so long as the sun and its golden light--
+the morning and the evening--the earth and its flowers endure.
+
+Often have I occupied myself in recalling every circumstance the most
+trivial of this the final morning of what merits to be called my life.
+Eleven o'clock, I remember, was striking when Agnes came into my study,
+and said that she would go into the city, (for we lived in a quite
+rural suburb,) that she would execute some trifling commissions which
+she had received from a friend in the country, and would be at home
+again between one and two for a stroll which we had agreed to take in
+the neighboring meadows. About twenty minutes after this she again came
+into my study dressed for going abroad; for such was my admiration of
+her, that I had a fancy--fancy it must have been, and yet still I felt
+it to be real--that under every change she looked best; if she put on a
+shawl, then a shawl became the most feminine of ornaments; if she laid
+aside her shawl and her bonnet, then how nymph-like she seemed in her
+undisguised and unadorned beauty! Full-dress seemed for the time to be
+best, as bringing forward into relief the splendor of her person, and
+allowing the exposure of her arms; a simple morning-dress, again,
+seemed better still, as fitted to call out the childlike innocence of
+her face, by confining the attention to that. But all these are
+feelings of fond and blind affection, hanging with rapture over the
+object of something too like idolatry. God knows, if that be a sin, I
+was but too profound a sinner; yet sin it never was, sin it could not
+be, to adore a beauty such as thine, my Agnes. Neither was it her
+beauty by itself, and that only, which I sought at such times to
+admire; there was a peculiar sort of double relation in which she stood
+at moments of pleasurable expectation and excitement, since our little
+Francis had become of an age to join our party, which made some aspects
+of her character trebly interesting. She was a wife--and wife to one
+whom she looked up to as her superior in understanding and in knowledge
+of the world, whom, therefore, she leaned to for protection. On the
+other hand, she was also a mother. Whilst, therefore, to her child she
+supported the matronly part of guide, and the air of an experienced
+person; to me she wore, ingenuously and without disguise, the part of a
+child herself, with all the giddy hopes and unchastised imaginings of
+that buoyant age. This double character, one aspect of which looks
+towards her husband and one to her children, sits most gracefully upon
+many a young wife whose heart is pure and innocent; and the collision
+between the two separate parts imposed by duty on the one hand, by
+extreme youth on the other, the one telling her that she is a
+responsible head of a family and the depository of her husband's honor
+in its tenderest and most vital interests, the other telling her,
+through the liveliest language of animal sensibility, and through the
+very pulses of her blood, that she is herself a child; this collision
+gives an inexpressible charm to the whole demeanor of many a young
+married woman, making her other fascinations more touching to her
+husband, and deepening the admiration she excites; and the more so, as
+it is a collision which cannot exist except among the very innocent.
+Years, at any rate, will irresistibly remove this peculiar charm, and
+gradually replace it by the graces of the matronly character. But in
+Agnes this change had not yet been effected, partly from nature, and
+partly from the extreme seclusion of her life. Hitherto she still
+retained the unaffected expression of her childlike nature; and so
+lovely in my eyes was this perfect exhibition of natural feminine
+character, that she rarely or never went out alone upon any little
+errand to town which might require her to rely upon her own good sense
+and courage, that she did not previously come to exhibit herself before
+me. Partly this was desired by me in that lover-like feeling of
+admiration already explained, which leads one to court the sight of a
+beloved object under every change of dress, and under all effects of
+novelty. Partly it was the interest I took in that exhibition of sweet
+timidity, and almost childish apprehensiveness, half disguised or
+imperfectly acknowledged by herself, which (in the way I have just
+explained) so touchingly contrasted with (and for that very reason so
+touchingly drew forth) her matronly character. But I hear some objector
+say at this point, ought not this very timidity, founded (as in part at
+least it was) upon inexperience and conscious inability to face the
+dangers of the world, to have suggested reasons for not leaving her to
+her own protection? And does it not argue, on my part, an arrogant or
+too blind a confidence in the durability of my happiness, as though
+charmed against assaults, and liable to no shocks of sudden revolution?
+I reply that, from the very constitution of society, and the tone of
+manners in the city which we inhabited, there seemed to be a moral
+impossibility that any dangers of consequence should meet her in the
+course of those brief absences from my protection, which only were
+possible; that even to herself any dangers, of a nature to be
+anticipated under the known circumstances of the case, seemed almost
+imaginary; that even _she_ acknowledged a propriety in being
+trained, by slight and brief separations from my guardianship, to face
+more boldly those cases of longer separation and of more absolute
+consignment to her own resources which circumstances might arise to
+create necessarily, and perhaps abruptly. And it is evident that, had
+she been the wife of any man engaged in the duties of a profession, she
+might have been summoned from the very first, and without the
+possibility of any such gradual training, to the necessity of relying
+almost singly upon her own courage and discretion. For the other
+question, whether I did not depend too blindly and presumptuously upon
+my good luck in not at least affording her my protection so long as
+nothing occurred to make it impossible? I may reply, most truly, that
+all my feelings ran naturally in the very opposite channel. So far from
+confiding too much in my luck, in the present instance I was engaged in
+a task of writing upon some points of business which could not admit of
+further delay; but now, and at all times, I had a secret aversion to
+seeing so gentle a creature thrown even for an hour upon her own
+resources, though in situations which scarcely seemed to admit of any
+occasion for taxing those resources; and often I have felt anger
+towards myself for what appeared to be an irrational or effeminate
+timidity, and have struggled with my own mind upon occasions like the
+present, when I knew that I could not have acknowledged my tremors to a
+friend without something like shame, and a fear to excite his ridicule.
+No; if in anything I ran into excess, it was in this very point of
+anxiety as to all that regarded my wife's security. Her good sense, her
+prudence, her courage, (for courage she had in the midst of her
+timidity,) her dignity of manner, the more impressive from the
+childlike character of her countenance, all should have combined to
+reassure me, and yet they did not. I was still anxious for her safety
+to an irrational extent; and to sum up the whole in a most weighty line
+of Shakspeare, I lived under the constant presence of a feeling which
+only that great observer of human nature (so far as I am aware) has
+ever noticed, viz., that merely the excess of my happiness made me
+jealous of its ability to last, and in that extent less capable of
+enjoying it; that in fact the prelibation of my tears, as a homage to
+its fragility, was drawn forth by my very sense that my felicity was
+too exquisite; or, in the words of the great master
+
+ 'I wept to have' [absolutely, by anticipation, shed tears in
+ possessing] 'what I so feared to lose.'
+
+Thus end my explanations, and I now pursue my narrative: Agnes, as I
+have said, came into my room again before leaving the house--we
+conversed for five minutes--we parted--she went out--her last words
+being that she would return at half-past one o'clock; and not long
+after that time, if ever mimic bells--bells of rejoicing, or bells of
+mourning, are heard in desert spaces of the air, and (as some have
+said) in unreal worlds, that mock our own, and repeat, for ridicule,
+the vain and unprofitable motions of man, then too surely, about this
+hour, began to toll the funeral knell of my earthly happiness--its
+final hour had sounded.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+One o'clock had arrived; fifteen minutes after, I strolled into the
+garden, and began to look over the little garden-gate in expectation of
+every moment descrying Agnes in the distance. Half an hour passed, and
+for ten minutes more I was tolerably quiet. From this time till half-
+past two I became constantly more agitated--_agitated,_ perhaps,
+is too strong a word--but I was restless and anxious beyond what I
+should have chosen to acknowledge. Still I kept arguing, What is half
+an hour? what is an hour? A thousand things might have occurred to
+cause that delay, without needing to suppose any accident; or, if an
+accident, why not a very trifling one? She may have slightly hurt her
+foot--she may have slightly sprained her ankle. 'Oh, doubtless,' I
+exclaimed to myself, 'it will be a mere trifle, or perhaps nothing at
+all.' But I remember that, even whilst I was saying this, I took my hat
+and walked with nervous haste into the little quiet lane upon which our
+garden-gate opened. The lane led by a few turnings, and after a course
+of about five hundred yards, into a broad high-road, which even at that
+day had begun to assume the character of a street, and allowed an
+unobstructed range of view in the direction of the city for at least a
+mile. Here I stationed myself, for the air was so clear that I could
+distinguish dress and figure to a much greater distance than usual.
+Even on such a day, however, the remote distance was hazy and
+indistinct, and at any other season I should have been diverted with
+the various mistakes I made. From occasional combinations of color,
+modified by light and shade, and of course powerfully assisted by the
+creative state of the eye under this nervous apprehensiveness, I
+continued to shape into images of Agnes forms without end, that upon
+nearer approach presented the most grotesque contrasts to her
+impressive appearance. But I had ceased even to comprehend the
+ludicrous; my agitation was now so overruling and engrossing that I
+lost even my intellectual sense of it; and now first I understood
+practically and feelingly the anguish of hope alternating with
+disappointment, as it may be supposed to act upon the poor shipwrecked
+seaman, alone and upon a desolate coast, straining his sight for ever
+to the fickle element which has betrayed him, but which only can
+deliver him, and with his eyes still tracing in the far distance,
+
+ 'Ships, dim-discover'd, dropping from the clouds,'--
+
+which a brief interval of suspense still for ever disperses into hollow
+pageants of air or vapor. One deception melted away only to be
+succeeded by another; still I fancied that at last to a certainty I
+could descry the tall figure of Agnes, her gipsy hat, and even the
+peculiar elegance of her walk. Often I went so far as to laugh at
+myself, and even to tax my recent fears with unmanliness and
+effeminacy, on recollecting the audible throbbings of my heart, and the
+nervous palpitations which had besieged me; but these symptoms, whether
+effeminate or not, began to come back tumultuously under the gloomy
+doubts that succeeded almost before I had uttered this self-reproach.
+Still I found myself mocked and deluded with false hopes; yet still I
+renewed my quick walk, and the intensity of my watch for that radiant
+form that was fated never more to be seen returning from the cruel
+city.
+
+It was nearly half-past three, and therefore close upon two hours
+beyond the time fixed by Agnes for her return, when I became absolutely
+incapable of supporting the further torture of suspense, and I suddenly
+took the resolution of returning home and concerting with my female
+servants some energetic measures, though _what_ I could hardly say,
+on behalf of their mistress. On entering the garden-gate I met our
+little child Francis, who unconsciously inflicted a pang upon me which
+he neither could have meditated nor have understood. I passed him at
+his play, perhaps even unaware of his presence, but he recalled me to
+that perception by crying aloud that he had just seen his mamma.
+
+'When--where?' I asked convulsively.
+
+'Up stairs in her bedroom,' was his instantaneous answer.
+
+His manner was such as forbade me to suppose that he could be joking;
+and, as it was barely possible (though, for reasons well known to me,
+in the highest degree improbable) that Agnes might have returned by a
+by-path, which, leading through a dangerous and disreputable suburb,
+would not have coincided at any one point with the public road where I
+had been keeping my station. I sprang forward into the house, up
+stairs, and in rapid succession into every room where it was likely
+that she might be found; but everywhere there was a dead silence,
+disturbed only by myself, for, in my growing confusion of thought, I
+believe that I rang the bell violently in every room I entered. No such
+summons, however, was needed, for the servants, two of whom at the
+least were most faithful creatures, and devotedly attached to their
+young mistress, stood ready of themselves to come and make inquiries of
+me as soon as they became aware of the alarming fact, that I had
+returned without her.
+
+Until this moment, though having some private reasons for surprise that
+she should have failed to come into the house for a minute or two at
+the hour prefixed, in order to make some promised domestic arrangements
+for the day, they had taken it for granted that she must have met with
+me at some distance from home--and that either the extreme beauty of
+the day had beguiled her of all petty household recollections, or (as a
+conjecture more in harmony with past experiences) that my impatience
+and solicitations had persuaded her to lay aside her own plans for the
+moment at the risk of some little domestic inconvenience. Now, however,
+in a single instant vanished _every_ mode of accounting for their
+mistress's absence; and the consternation of our looks communicated
+contagiously, by the most unerring of all languages, from each to the
+other what thoughts were uppermost in our panic-stricken hearts. If to
+any person it should seem that our alarm was disproportioned to the
+occasion, and not justified at least by anything as yet made known to
+us, let that person consider the weight due to the two following facts:
+First, that from the recency of our settlement in this neighborhood,
+and from the extreme seclusion of my wife's previous life at a vast
+distance from the metropolis, she had positively no friends on her list
+of visitors who resided in this great capital; secondly, and far above
+all beside, let him remember the awful denunciations, so unexpectedly
+tallying with this alarming and mysterious absence, of the Hungarian
+prophetess; these had been slighted--almost dismissed from our
+thoughts; but now in sudden reaction they came back upon us with a
+frightful power to lacerate and to sting--the shadowy outline of a
+spiritual agency, such as that which could at all predict the events,
+combining in one mysterious effect, with the shadowy outline of those
+very predictions. The power, that could have predicted, was as dim and
+as hard to grasp as was the precise nature of the evil that had been
+predicted.
+
+An icy terror froze my blood at this moment when I looked at the
+significant glances, too easily understood by me, that were exchanged
+between the servants. My mouth had been for the last two hours growing
+more and more parched, so that at present, from mere want of moisture,
+I could not separate my lips to speak. One of the women saw the vain
+efforts I was making, and hastily brought me a glass of water. With the
+first recovery of speech, I asked them what little Francis had meant by
+saying that he had seen his mother in her bedroom. Their reply was,
+that they were as much at a loss to discover his meaning as I was; that
+he had made the same assertion to them, and with so much earnestness,
+that they had, all in succession, gone up stairs to look for her, and
+with the fullest expectation of finding her. This was a mystery which
+remained such to the very last; there was no doubt whatsoever that the
+child believed himself to have seen his mother; that he could not have
+seen her in her human bodily presence, there is as little doubt as
+there is, alas! that in this world he never _did_ see her again.
+The poor child constantly adhered to his story, and with a
+circumstantiality far beyond all power of invention that could be
+presumed in an artless infant. Every attempt at puzzling him or
+entangling him in contradictions by means of cross-examination was but
+labor thrown away; though indeed, it is true enough that for those
+attempts, as will soon be seen, there was but a brief interval allowed.
+
+Not dwelling upon this subject at present, I turned to Hannah--a woman
+who held the nominal office of cook in our little establishment, but
+whose real duties had been much more about her mistress's person--and
+with a searching look of appeal I asked her whether, in this moment of
+trial, when (as she might see) I was not so perfectly master of myself
+as perhaps always to depend upon seeing what was best to be done, she
+would consent to accompany me into the city, and take upon herself
+those obvious considerations of policy or prudence which might but too
+easily escape my mind, darkened, and likely to be darkened, as to its
+power of discernment by the hurricane of affliction now too probably at
+hand. She answered my appeal with the fervor I expected from what I had
+already known of her character. She was a woman of a strong, fiery,
+perhaps I might say of heroic mind, supported by a courage that was
+absolutely indomitable, and by a strength of bodily frame very unusual
+in a woman, and beyond the promise even of her person. She had suffered
+as deep a wrench in her own affections as a human being can suffer; she
+had lost her one sole child, a fair-haired boy of most striking beauty
+and interesting disposition, at the age of seventeen, and by the worst
+of all possible fates; he lived (as we did at that time) in a large
+commercial city overflowing with profligacy, and with temptations of
+every order; he had been led astray; culpable he had been, but by very
+much the least culpable of the set into which accident had thrown him,
+as regarded acts and probable intentions; and as regarded palliations
+from childish years, from total inexperience, or any other alleviating
+circumstances that could be urged, having everything to plead--and of
+all his accomplices the only one who had anything to plead. Interest,
+however, he had little or none; and whilst some hoary villains of the
+party, who happened to be more powerfully befriended, were finally
+allowed to escape with a punishment little more than nominal, he and
+two others were selected as sacrifices to the offended laws. They
+suffered capitally. All three behaved well; but the poor boy in
+particular, with a courage, a resignation, and a meekness, so
+distinguished and beyond his years as to attract the admiration and the
+liveliest sympathy of the public universally. If strangers could feel
+in that way, if the mere hardened executioner could be melted at the
+final scene,--it may be judged to what a fierce and terrific height
+would ascend the affliction of a doating mother, constitutionally too
+fervid in her affections. I have heard an official person declare, that
+the spectacle of her desolation and frantic anguish was the most
+frightful thing he had ever witnessed, and so harrowing to the
+feelings, that all who could by their rank venture upon such an
+irregularity, absented themselves during the critical period from the
+office which corresponded with the government; for, as I have said, the
+affair took place in a large provincial city, at a great distance from
+the capital. All who knew this woman, or who were witnesses to the
+alteration which one fortnight had wrought in her person as well as her
+demeanor, fancied it impossible that she could continue to live; or
+that, if she did, it must be through the giving way of her reason. They
+proved, however, to be mistaken; or, at least, if (as some thought) her
+reason did suffer in some degree, this result showed itself in the
+inequality of her temper, in moody fits of abstraction, and the morbid
+energy of her manner at times under the absence of all adequate
+external excitement, rather than in any positive and apparent
+hallucinations of thought. The charm which had mainly carried off the
+instant danger to her faculties, was doubtless the intense sympathy
+which she met with. And in these offices of consolation my wife stood
+foremost. For, and that was fortunate, she had found herself able,
+without violence to her own sincerest opinions in the case, to offer
+precisely that form of sympathy which was most soothing to the angry
+irritation of the poor mother; not only had she shown a _direct_
+interest in the boy, and not a mere interest of _reflection_ from
+that which she took in the mother, and had expressed it by visits to
+his dungeon, and by every sort of attention to his comforts which his
+case called for, or the prison regulations allowed; not only had she
+wept with the distracted woman as if for a brother of her own; but,
+which went farther than all the rest in softening the mother's heart,
+she had loudly and indignantly proclaimed her belief in the boy's
+innocence, and in the same tone her sense of the crying injustice
+committed as to the selection of the victims, and the proportion of the
+punishment awarded. Others, in the language of a great poet,
+
+ 'Had pitied _her,_ and not her grief;'
+
+they had either not been able to see, or, from carelessness, had
+neglected to see, any peculiar wrong done to her in the matter which
+occasioned her grief,--but had simply felt compassion for her as for
+one summoned, in a regular course of providential and human
+dispensation, to face an affliction, heavy in itself, but not heavy
+from any special defect of equity. Consequently their very sympathy,
+being so much built upon the assumption that an only child had offended
+to the extent implied in his sentence, oftentimes clothed itself in
+expressions which she felt to be not consolations but insults, and, in
+fact, so many justifications of those whom it relieved her overcharged
+heart to regard as the very worst of enemies. Agnes, on the other hand,
+took the very same view of the case as herself; and, though otherwise
+the gentlest of all gentle creatures, yet here, from the generous
+fervor of her reverence for justice, and her abhorrence of oppression,
+she gave herself no trouble to moderate the energy of her language: nor
+did I, on my part, feeling that substantially she was in the right,
+think it of importance to dispute about the exact degrees of the wrong
+done or the indignation due to it. In this way it happened naturally
+enough that at one and the same time, though little contemplating
+either of these results, Agnes had done a prodigious service to the
+poor desolate mother by breaking the force of her misery, as well as by
+arming the active agencies of indignation against the depressing ones
+of solitary grief, and for herself had won a most grateful and devoted
+friend, who would have gone through fire and water to serve her, and
+was thenceforwards most anxious for some opportunity to testify how
+deep had been her sense of the goodness shown to her by her benign
+young mistress, and how incapable of suffering abatement by time. It
+remains to add, which I have slightly noticed before, that this woman
+was of unusual personal strength: her bodily frame matched with her
+intellectual: and I notice this _now_ with the more emphasis,
+because I am coming rapidly upon ground where it will be seen that this
+one qualification was of more summary importance to us--did us more
+'yeoman's service' at a crisis the most awful--than other qualities of
+greater name and pretension. _Hannah_ was this woman's Christian
+name; and her name and her memory are to me amongst the most hallowed
+of my earthly recollections.
+
+One of her two fellow-servants, known technically amongst us as the
+'parlor maid,' was also, but not equally, attached to her mistress; and
+merely because her nature, less powerfully formed and endowed, did not
+allow her to entertain or to comprehend any service equally fervid of
+passion or of impassioned action. She, however, was good, affectionate,
+and worthy to be trusted. But a third there was, a nursery maid, and
+therefore more naturally and more immediately standing within the
+confidence of her mistress--her I could not trust: her I suspected. But
+of that hereafter. Meantime, Hannah, she upon whom I leaned as upon a
+staff in all which respected her mistress, ran up stairs, after I had
+spoken and received her answer, in order hastily to dress and prepare
+herself for going out along with me to the city. I did not ask her to
+be quick in her movements: I knew there was no need: and, whilst she
+was absent, I took up, in one of my fretful movements of nervousness, a
+book which was lying upon a side-table: the book fell open of itself at
+a particular page; and in that, perhaps, there was nothing
+extraordinary, for it was a little portable edition of _Paradise
+Lost_; and the page was one which I must naturally have turned to
+many a time: for to Agnes I had read all the great masters of
+literature, especially those of modern times; so that few people knew
+the high classics more familiarly: and as to the passage in question,
+from its divine beauty I had read it aloud to her, perhaps, on fifty
+separate occasions. All this I mention to take away any appearance of a
+vulgar attempt to create omens; but still, in the very act of
+confessing the simple truth, and thus weakening the marvellous
+character of the anecdote, I must notice it as a strange instance of
+the '_Sortes Miltonianae_,'--that precisely at such a moment as
+this I should find thrown in my way, should feel tempted to take up,
+and should open, a volume containing such a passage as the following:
+and observe, moreover, that although the volume, _once being taken
+up_, would naturally open where it had been most frequently read,
+there were, however, many passages which had been read _as_
+frequently--or more so. The particular passage upon which I opened at
+this moment was that most beautiful one in which the fatal morning
+separation is described between Adam and his bride--that separation so
+pregnant with wo, which eventually proved the occasion of the mortal
+transgression--the last scene between our first parents at which both
+were innocent and both were happy--although the superior intellect
+already felt, and, in the slight altercation preceding this separation,
+had already expressed a dim misgiving of some coming change: these are
+the words, and in depth of pathos they have rarely been approached:--
+
+ 'Oft he to her his charge of quick return
+ Repeated; she to him as oft engag'd
+ To be returned by noon amid the bow'r,
+ And all things in best order to invite
+ Noon-tide repast, or afternoon's repose.
+ Oh much deceived, much failing, hapless Eve!
+ Of thy presumed return, event perverse!
+ Thou never from that hour in Paradise
+ Found'st either sweet repast, or sound repose.'
+
+'_My_ Eve!' I exclaimed, 'partner in _my_ paradise, where art thou?
+_Much failing_ thou wilt not be found, nor _much deceived_; innocent in
+any case thou art; but, alas! too surely by this time _hapless_, and
+the victim of some diabolic wickedness.' Thus I murmured to myself;
+thus I ejaculated; thus I apostrophized my Agnes; then again came a
+stormier mood. I could not sit still; I could not stand in quiet; I
+threw the book from me with violence against the wall; I began to hurry
+backwards and forwards in a short uneasy walk, when suddenly a sound, a
+step; it was the sound of the garden-gate opening, followed by a hasty
+tread. Whose tread? Not for a moment could it be fancied the oread step
+which belonged to that daughter of the hills--my wife, my Agnes; no, it
+was the dull massy tread of a man: and immediately there came a loud
+blow upon the door, and in the next moment, the bell having been found,
+a furious peal of ringing. Oh coward heart! not for a lease of
+immortality could I have gone forwards myself. My breath failed me; an
+interval came in which respiration seemed to be stifled--the blood to
+halt in its current; and then and there I recognised in myself the
+force and living truth of that Scriptural description of a heart
+consciously beset by evil without escape: 'Susannah _sighed_.' Yes, a
+long, long sigh--a deep, deep sigh--that is, the natural language by
+which the over-charged heart utters forth the wo that else would break
+it. I sighed--oh how profoundly! But that did not give me power to
+move. Who will go to the door? I whispered audibly. Who is at the door?
+was the inaudible whisper of my heart. Then might be seen the
+characteristic differences of the three women. That one, whom I
+suspected, I heard raising an upper window to look out and reconnoitre.
+The affectionate Rachael, on the other hand, ran eagerly down stairs;
+but Hannah, half dressed, even her bosom exposed, passed her like a
+storm; and before I heard any sound of opening a door, I saw from the
+spot where I stood the door already wide open, and a man in the costume
+of a policeman. All that he said I could not hear; but this I heard--
+that I was wanted at the police office, and had better come off without
+delay. He seemed then to get a glimpse of me, and to make an effort
+towards coming nearer; but I slunk away, and left to Hannah the task of
+drawing from him any circumstances which he might know. But apparently
+there was not much to tell, or rather, said I, there is too much, the
+_much_ absorbs the _many_; some one mighty evil transcends and quells
+all particulars. At length the door was closed, and the man was gone.
+Hannah crept slowly along the passage, and looked in hesitatingly. Her
+very movements and stealthy pace testified that she had heard nothing
+which, even by comparison, she could think good news. 'Tell me not now,
+Hannah,' I said; 'wait till we are in the open air.' She went up stairs
+again. How short seemed the time till she descended! how I longed for
+further respite! 'Hannah!' I said at length when we were fairly moving
+upon the road, 'Hannah! I am too sure you have nothing good to tell.
+But now tell me the worst, and let that be in the fewest words
+possible.'
+
+'Sir,' she said, 'we had better wait until we reach the office; for
+really I could not understand the man. He says that my mistress is
+detained upon some charge; but _what_, I could not at all make
+out. He was a man that knew something of you, Sir, I believe, and he
+wished to be civil, and kept saying, "Oh! I dare say it will turn out
+nothing at all, many such charges are made idly and carelessly, and
+some maliciously." "But what charges?" I cried, and then he wanted to
+speak privately to you. But I told him that of all persons he must not
+speak to you, if he had anything painful to tell; for that you were too
+much disturbed already, and had been for some hours, out of anxiety and
+terror about my mistress, to bear much more. So, when he heard that, he
+was less willing to speak freely than before. He might prove wrong, he
+said; he might give offence; things might turn out far otherwise than
+according to first appearances; for his part, he could not believe
+anything amiss of so sweet a lady. And after all, it would be better to
+wait till we reached the office.'
+
+Thus much then was clear--Agnes was under some accusation. This was
+already worse than the worst I had anticipated. 'And then,' said I,
+thinking aloud to Hannah, 'one of two things is apparent to me; either
+the accusation is one of pure hellish malice, without a color of
+probability or the shadow of a foundation, and that way, alas! I am
+driven in my fears by that Hungarian woman's prophecy; or, which but
+for my desponding heart I should be more inclined to think, the charge
+has grown out of my poor wife's rustic ignorance as to the usages then
+recently established by law with regard to the kind of money that could
+be legally tendered. This, however, was a suggestion that did not tend
+to alleviate my anxiety; and my nervousness had mounted to a painful,
+almost to a disabling degree, by the time we reached the office.
+Already on our road thither some parties had passed us who were
+conversing with eagerness upon the case: so much we collected from the
+many and ardent expressions about 'the lady's beauty,' though the rest
+of such words as we could catch were ill calculated to relieve my
+suspense. This, then, at least, was certain--that my poor timid Agnes
+had already been exhibited before a tumultuous crowd; that her name and
+reputation had gone forth as a subject of discussion for the public;
+and that the domestic seclusion and privacy within which it was her
+matronly privilege to move had already undergone a rude violation.
+
+The office, and all the purlieus of the office, were occupied by a
+dense crowd. That, perhaps, was always the case, more or less, at this
+time of day; but at present the crowd was manifestly possessed by a
+more than ordinary interest; and there was a unity in this possessing
+interest; all were talking on the same subject, the case in which Agnes
+had so recently appeared in some character or other; and by this time
+it became but too certain in the character of an accused person. Pity
+was the prevailing sentiment amongst the mob; but the opinions varied
+much as to the probable criminality of the prisoner. I made my way into
+the office. The presiding magistrates had all retired for the
+afternoon, and would not reassemble until eight o'clock in the evening.
+Some clerks only or officers of the court remained, who were too much
+harassed by applications for various forms and papers connected with
+the routine of public business, and by other official duties which
+required signatures or attestations, to find much leisure for answering
+individual questions. Some, however, listened with a marked air of
+attention to my earnest request for the circumstantial details of the
+case, but finally referred me to a vast folio volume, in which were
+entered all the charges, of whatever nature, involving any serious
+tendency--in fact, all that exceeded a misdemeanor--in the regular
+chronological succession according to which they came before the
+magistrate. Here, in this vast calendar of guilt and misery, amidst the
+_aliases_ or cant designations of ruffians, prostitutes, felons,
+stood the description, at full length, Christian and surnames all
+properly registered, of my Agnes--of her whose very name had always
+sounded to my ears like the very echo of mountain innocence, purity,
+and pastoral simplicity. Here in another column stood the name and
+residence of her accuser. I shall call him _Barratt_, for that was
+amongst his names, and a name by which he had at one period of his
+infamous life been known to the public, though not his principal name,
+or the one which he had thought fit to assume at this era. James
+Barratt, then, as I shall here call him, was a haberdasher--keeping a
+large and conspicuous shop in a very crowded and what was then
+considered a fashionable part of the city. The charge was plain and
+short. Did I live to read it? It accused Agnes M---- of having on that
+morning secreted in her muff, and feloniously carried away, a valuable
+piece of Mechlin lace, the property of James Barratt. And the result of
+the first examination was thus communicated in a separate column,
+written in red ink--'Remanded to the second day after to-morrow for
+final examination.' Everything in this sin-polluted register was in
+manuscript; but at night the records of each day were regularly
+transferred to a printed journal, enlarged by comments and explanatory
+descriptions from some one of the clerks, whose province it was to
+furnish this intelligence to the public journals. On that same night,
+therefore, would go forth to the world such an account of the case, and
+such a description of my wife's person, as would inevitably summon to
+the next exhibition of her misery, as by special invitation and
+advertisement, the whole world of this vast metropolis--the idle, the
+curious, the brutal, the hardened amateur in spectacles of wo, and the
+benign philanthropist who frequents such scenes with the purpose of
+carrying alleviation to their afflictions. All alike, whatever might be
+their motives or the spirit of their actions, would rush (as to some
+grand festival of curiosity and sentimental luxury) to this public
+martyrdom of my innocent wife.
+
+Meantime, what was the first thing to be done? Manifestly, to see
+Agnes: her account of the affair might suggest the steps to be taken.
+Prudence, therefore, at any rate, prescribed this course; and my heart
+would not have tolerated any other. I applied, therefore, at once, for
+information as to the proper mode of effecting this purpose without
+delay. What was my horror at learning that, by a recent regulation of
+all the police-offices, under the direction of the public minister who
+presided over that department of the national administration, no person
+could be admitted to an interview with any accused party during the
+progress of the official examinations; or, in fact, until the final
+committal of the prisoner for trial. This rule was supposed to be
+attended by great public advantages, and had rarely been relaxed--
+never, indeed, without a special interposition of the police minister
+authorizing its suspension. But was the exclusion absolute and
+universal? Might not, at least, a female servant, simply as the bearer
+of such articles as were indispensable to female delicacy and comfort,
+have access to her mistress? No; the exclusion was total and
+unconditional. To argue the point was manifestly idle; the subordinate
+officers had no discretion in the matter; nor, in fact, had any other
+official person, whatever were his rank, except the supreme one; and to
+him I neither had any obvious means of introduction, nor (in case of
+obtaining such an introduction) any chance of success; for the spirit
+of the rule, I foresaw it would be answered, applied with especial
+force to cases like the present.
+
+Mere human feelings of pity, sympathy with my too visible agitation,
+superadded to something of perhaps reverence for the blighting misery
+that was now opening its artillery upon me--for misery has a privilege,
+and everywhere is felt to be a holy thing--had combined to procure for
+me some attention and some indulgence hitherto. Answers had been given
+with precision, explanations made at length, and anxiety shown to
+satisfy my inquiries. But this could not last; the inexorable
+necessities of public business coming back in a torrent upon the
+official people after this momentary interruption, forbade them to
+indulge any further consideration for an individual case, and I saw
+that I must not stay any longer. I was rapidly coming to be regarded as
+a hinderance to the movement of public affairs; and the recollection
+that I might again have occasion for some appeal to these men in their
+official characters, admonished me not to abuse my privilege of the
+moment. After returning thanks, therefore, for the disposition shown to
+oblige me, I retired.
+
+Slowly did I and Hannah retrace our steps. Hannah sustained, in the
+tone of her spirits, by the extremity of her anger, a mood of feeling
+which I did not share. Indignation was to her in the stead of
+consolation and hope. I, for my part, could not seek even a momentary
+shelter from my tempestuous affliction in that temper of mind. The man
+who could accuse my Agnes, and accuse her of such a crime, I felt to be
+a monster; and in my thoughts he was already doomed to a bloody
+atonement (atonement! alas! what atonement!) whenever the time arrived
+that _her_ cause would not be prejudiced, or the current of public
+feeling made to turn in his favor by investing him with the semblance
+of an injured or suffering person. So much was settled in my thoughts
+with the stern serenity of a decree issuing from a judgment-seat. But
+that gave no relief, no shadow of relief, to the misery which was now
+consuming me. Here was an end, in one hour, to the happiness of a life.
+In one hour it had given way, root and branch--had melted like so much
+frost-work, or a pageant of vapory exhalations. In a moment, in the
+twinkling of an eye, and yet for ever and ever, I comprehended the
+total ruin of my situation. The case, as others might think, was yet in
+suspense; and there was room enough for very rational hopes, especially
+where there was an absolute certainty of innocence. Total freedom from
+all doubt on that point seemed to justify almost more than hopes. This
+might be said, and most people would have been more or less consoled by
+it. I was not. I felt as certain, as irredeemably, as hopelessly
+certain of the final results as though I had seen the record in the
+books of Heaven. 'Hope nothing,' I said to myself; 'think not of hope
+in this world, but think only how best to walk steadily, and not to
+reel like a creature wanting discourse of reason, or incapable of
+religious hopes under the burden which it has pleased God to impose,
+and which in this life cannot be shaken off. The countenance of man is
+made to look upward and to the skies. Thither also point henceforwards
+your heart and your thoughts. Never again let your thoughts travel
+earthwards. Settle them on the heavens, to which your Agnes is already
+summoned. The call is clear, and not to be mistaken. Little in
+_her_ fate now depends upon you, or upon anything that man can do.
+Look, therefore, to yourself; see that you make not shipwreck of your
+heavenly freight because your earthly freight is lost; and miss not, by
+any acts of wild and presumptuous despair, that final reunion with your
+Agnes, which can only be descried through vistas that open through the
+heavens.'
+
+Such were the thoughts, thoughts often made audible, which came
+spontaneously like oracles from afar, as I strode homewards with Hannah
+by my side. Her, meantime, I seemed to hear; for at times I seemed and
+I intended to answer her. But answer her I did not; for not ten words
+of all that she said did I really and consciously hear. How I went
+through that night is more entirely a blank in my memory, more entirely
+a chapter of chaos and the confusion of chaos, than any other passage
+the most impressive in my life. If I even slumbered for a moment, as at
+intervals I did sometimes, though never sitting down, but standing or
+pacing about throughout the night, and if in this way I attained a
+momentary respite from self-consciousness, no sooner had I reached this
+enviable state of oblivion, than some internal sting of irritation
+_as_ rapidly dispersed the whole fickle fabric of sleep; and as if
+the momentary trance--this fugitive beguilement of my wo--had been
+conceded by a demon's subtle malice only with the purpose of barbing
+the pang, by thus forcing it into a stronger relief through the
+insidious peace preceding it. It is a well known and most familiar
+experience to all the sons and daughters of affliction, that under no
+circumstances is the piercing, lancinating torment of a recent calamity
+felt so keenly as in the first moments of awaking in the morning from
+the night's slumbers. Just at the very instant when the clouds of
+sleep, and the whole fantastic illusions of dreaminess are dispersing,
+just as the realities of life are re-assuming their steadfast forms--
+re-shaping themselves--and settling anew into those fixed relations
+which they are to preserve throughout the waking hours; in that
+particular crisis of transition from the unreal to the real, the wo
+which besieges the brain and the life-springs at the heart rushes in
+afresh amongst the other crowd of realities, and has at the moment of
+restoration literally the force and liveliness of a new birth--the very
+same pang, and no whit feebler, as that which belonged to it when it
+was first made known. From the total hush of oblivion which had buried
+it and sealed it up, as it were, during the sleeping hours, it starts
+into sudden life on our first awaking, and is to all intents and
+purposes a new and not an old affliction--one which brings with it the
+old original shock which attended its first annunciation.
+
+That night--that first night of separation from my wife--_how_ it
+passed, I know not; I know only _that_ it passed, I being in our
+common bed-chamber, that holiest of all temples that are consecrated to
+human attachments, whenever the heart is pure of man and woman, and the
+love is strong--I being in that bedchamber, once the temple now the
+sepulchre of our happiness,--I there, and my wife--my innocent wife--in
+a dungeon. As the morning light began to break, somebody knocked at the
+door; it was Hannah: she took my hand--misery levels all feeble
+distinctions of station, sex, age--she noticed my excessive
+feverishness, and gravely remonstrated with me upon the necessity there
+was that I should maintain as much health as possible for the sake of
+'others,' if not for myself. She then brought me some tea, which
+refreshed me greatly; for I had tasted nothing at all beyond a little
+water since the preceding morning's breakfast. This refreshment seemed
+to relax and thaw the stiff frozen state of cheerless, rayless despair
+in which I had passed the night; I became susceptible of consolation--
+that consolation which lies involved in kindness and gentleness of
+manner--if not susceptible more than before of any positive hope. I sat
+down; and, having no witnesses to my weakness but this kind and
+faithful woman, I wept, and I found a relief in tears; and she, with
+the ready sympathy of woman, wept along with me. All at once she
+ventured upon the circumstances (so far as she had been able to collect
+them from the reports of those who had been present at the examination)
+of our calamity. There was little indeed either to excite or to gratify
+any interest or curiosity separate from the _personal_ interest
+inevitably connected with a case to which there were two such parties
+as a brutal, sensual, degraded ruffian, on one side in character of
+accuser, and on the other as defendant, a meek angel of a woman, timid
+and fainting from the horrors of her situation, and under the
+licentious gaze of the crowd--yet, at the same time, bold in conscious
+innocence, and in the very teeth of the suspicions which beset her,
+winning the good opinion, as well as the good wishes of all who saw
+her. There had been at this first examination little for her to say
+beyond the assigning her name, age, and place of abode; and here it was
+fortunate that her own excellent good sense concurred with her perfect
+integrity and intuitive hatred of all indirect or crooked courses in
+prompting her to an undisguised statement of the simple truth, without
+a momentary hesitation or attempt either at evasion or suppression.
+With equally good intentions in similar situations many a woman has
+seriously injured her cause by slight evasions of the entire truth,
+where nevertheless her only purpose has been the natural and ingenuous
+one of seeking to save the reputation untainted of a name which she
+felt to have been confided to her keeping. The purpose was an honorable
+one, but erroneously pursued. Agnes fell into no such error. She
+answered calmly, simply, and truly, to every question put by the
+magistrates; and beyond _that_ there was little opportunity for
+her to speak; the whole business of this preliminary examination being
+confined to the deposition of the accuser as to the circumstances under
+which he alleged the act of felonious appropriation to have taken
+place. These circumstances were perfectly uninteresting, considered in
+themselves; but amongst them was one which to us had the most shocking
+interest, from the absolute proof thus furnished of a deep-laid plot
+against Agnes. But for this one circumstance there would have been a
+possibility that the whole had originated in error--error growing out
+of and acting upon a nature originally suspicious, and confirmed
+perhaps by an unfortunate experience. And in proportion as that was
+possible, the chances increased that the accuser might, as the
+examinations advanced, and the winning character of the accused party
+began to develop itself, begin to see his error, and to retract his own
+over-hasty suspicions. But now we saw at a glance that for this hope
+there was no countenance whatever, since one solitary circumstance
+sufficed to establish a conspiracy. The deposition bore--that the lace
+had been secreted and afterwards detected in a muff; now it was a fact
+as well known to both of us as the fact of Agnes having gone out at
+all--that she had laid aside her winter's dress for the first time on
+this genial sunny day. Muff she had not at the time, nor could have had
+appropriately from the style of her costume in other respects. What was
+the effect upon us of this remarkable discovery! Of course there died
+at once the hope of any abandonment by the prosecutor of his purpose;
+because here was proof of a predetermined plot. This hope died at once;
+but then, as it was one which never had presented itself to my mind, I
+lost nothing by which I had ever been solaced. On the other hand, it
+will be obvious that a new hope at the same time arose to take its
+place, viz., the reasonable one that by this single detection, if once
+established, we might raise a strong presumption of conspiracy, and
+moreover that, as a leading fact or clue, it might serve to guide us in
+detecting others. Hannah was sanguine in this expectation; and for a
+moment her hopes were contagiously exciting to mine. But the hideous
+despondency which in my mind had settled upon the whole affair from the
+very first, the superstitious presentiment I had of a total blight
+brooding over the entire harvest of my life and its promises, (tracing
+itself originally, I am almost ashamed to own, up to that prediction of
+the Hungarian woman)--denied me steady light, anything--all in short
+but a wandering ray of hope. It was right, of course, nay,
+indispensable, that the circumstance of the muff should be strongly
+insisted upon at the next examination, pressed against the prosecutor,
+and sifted to the uttermost. An able lawyer would turn this to a
+triumphant account; and it would be admirable as a means of pre-
+engaging the good opinion as well as the sympathies of the public in
+behalf of the prisoner. But, for its final effect--my conviction
+remained, not to be shaken, that all would be useless; that our doom
+had gone forth, and was irrevocable.
+
+Let me not linger too much over those sad times. Morning came on as
+usual; for it is strange, but true, that to the very wretched it seems
+wonderful that times and seasons should keep their appointed courses in
+the midst of such mighty overthrows, and such interruption to the
+courses of their own wonted happiness and their habitual expectations.
+Why should morning and night, why should all movements in the natural
+world be so regular, whilst in the moral world all is so irregular and
+anomalous? Yet the sun and the moon rise and set as usual upon the
+mightiest revolutions of empire and of worldly fortune that this planet
+ever beholds; and it is sometimes even a comfort to know that this will
+be the case. A great criminal, sentenced to an agonizing punishment,
+has derived a fortitude and a consolation from recollecting that the
+day would run its inevitable course--that a day after all was
+_but_ a day--that the mighty wheel of alternate light and darkness
+must and would revolve--and that the evening star would rise as usual,
+and shine with its untroubled lustre upon the dust and ashes of what
+_had_ indeed suffered, and so recently, the most bitter pangs, but
+would then have ceased to suffer. 'La Journee,' said Damien,
+
+ 'La journee sera dure, mais elle se passera.'
+
+'----_Se passera_:' yes, that is true, I whispered to myself; my
+day also, my season of trial will be hard to bear; but that also will
+have an end; that also '_se passera_.' Thus I talked or thought so
+long as I thought at all; for the hour was now rapidly approaching,
+when thinking in any shape would for some time be at an end for me.
+
+That day, as the morning advanced, I went again, accompanied by Hannah,
+to the police court and to the prison--a vast, ancient, in parts
+ruinous, and most gloomy pile of building. In those days the
+administration of justice was, if not more corrupt, certainly in its
+inferior departments by far more careless than it is at present, and
+liable to thousands of interruptions and mal-practices, supporting
+themselves upon old traditionary usages which required at least half a
+century, and the shattering everywhere given to old systems by the
+French Revolution, together with the universal energy of mind applied
+to those subjects over the whole length and breadth of Christendom, to
+approach with any effectual reforms. Knowing this, and having myself
+had direct personal cognisance of various cases in which bribery had
+been applied with success, I was not without considerable hope that
+perhaps Hannah and myself might avail ourselves of this irregular
+passport through the gates of the prison. And, had the new regulation
+been of somewhat longer standing, there is little doubt that I should
+have been found right; unfortunately, as yet it had all the freshness
+of newborn vigor, and kept itself in remembrance by the singular
+irritation it excited. Besides this, it was a pet novelty of one
+particular minister, new to the possession of power, anxious to
+distinguish himself, proud of his creative functions within the range
+of his office, and very sensitively jealous on the point of opposition
+to his mandates. Vain, therefore, on this day were all my efforts to
+corrupt the jailers; and, in fact, anticipating a time when I might
+have occasion to corrupt some of them for a more important purpose and
+on a larger scale, I did not think it prudent to proclaim my character
+beforehand as one who tampered with such means, and thus to arm against
+myself those jealousies in official people, which it was so peculiarly
+important that I should keep asleep.
+
+All that day, however, I lingered about the avenues and vast courts in
+the precincts of the prison, and near one particular wing of the
+building, which had been pointed out to me by a jailer as the section
+allotted to those who were in the situation of Agnes; that is, waiting
+their final commitment for trial. The building generally he could
+indicate with certainty, but he professed himself unable to indicate
+the particular part of it which 'the young woman brought in on the day
+previous' would be likely to occupy; consequently he could not point
+out the window from which her cell (her '_cell_!' what a word!)
+would be lighted. 'But, master,' he went on to say, 'I would advise
+nobody to try that game.' He looked with an air so significant, and at
+the same time used a gesture so indicative of private understanding,
+that I at once apprehended his meaning, and assured him that he had
+altogether misconstrued my drift; that, as to attempts at escape, or at
+any mode of communicating with the prisoner from the outside, I trusted
+all _that_ was perfectly needless; and that at any rate in my eyes
+it was perfectly hopeless. 'Well, master,' he replied, 'that's neither
+here nor there. You've come down handsomely, that I _will_ say;
+and where a gentleman acts like a gentleman, and behaves himself as
+such, I'm not the man to go and split upon him for a word. To be sure
+it's quite nat'ral that a gentleman--put case that a young woman is his
+fancy woman--it's nothing but nat'ral that he should want to get her
+out of such an old rat-hole as this, where many's the fine-timbered
+creature, both he and she, that has lain to rot, and has never got out
+of the old trap at all, first or last'----'How so?' I interrupted him;
+'surely they don't detain the corpses of prisoners?' 'Ay, but mind you
+--put case that he or that she should die in this rat-trap before
+sentence is past, why then the prison counts them as its own children,
+and buries them in its own chapel--that old stack of pigeon-holes that
+you see up yonder to the right hand.' So then, after all, thought I, if
+my poor Agnes should, in her desolation and solitary confinement to
+these wretched walls, find her frail strength give way--should the
+moral horrors of her situation work their natural effect upon her
+health, and she should chance to die within this dungeon, here within
+this same dungeon will she lie to the resurrection, and in that case
+her prison-doors have already closed upon her for ever. The man, who
+perhaps had some rough kindness in his nature, though tainted by the
+mercenary feelings too inevitably belonging to his situation, seemed to
+guess at the character of my ruminations by the change of my
+countenance, for he expressed some pity for my being 'in so much
+trouble;' and it seemed to increase his respect for me that this
+trouble should be directed to the case of a woman, for he appeared to
+have a manly sense of the peculiar appeal made to the honor and
+gallantry of man, by the mere general fact of the feebleness and the
+dependence of woman. I looked at him more attentively in consequence of
+the feeling tone in which he now spoke, and was surprised that I had
+not more particularly noticed him before; he was a fine looking,
+youngish man, with a bold Robin-hood style of figure and appearance;
+and, morally speaking, he was absolutely transfigured to my eyes by the
+effect worked upon him for the moment, through the simple calling up of
+his better nature. However, he recurred to his cautions about the peril
+in a legal sense of tampering with the windows, bolts, and bars of the
+old decaying prison; which, in fact, precisely according to the degree
+in which its absolute power over its prisoners was annually growing
+less and less, grew more and more jealous of its own reputation, and
+punished the attempts to break loose with the more severity, in exact
+proportion as they were the more tempting by the chances of success. I
+persisted in disowning any schemes of the sort, and especially upon the
+ground of their hopelessness. But this, on the other hand, was a ground
+that in his inner thoughts he treated with scorn; and I could easily
+see that, with a little skilful management of opportunity, I might,
+upon occasion, draw from him all the secrets he knew as to the special
+points of infirmity in this old ruinous building. For the present, and
+until it should certainly appear that there was some use to be derived
+from this species of knowledge, I forbore to raise superfluous
+suspicions by availing myself further of his communicative disposition.
+Taking, however, the precaution of securing his name, together with his
+particular office and designation in the prison, I parted from him as
+if to go home, but in fact to resume my sad roamings up and down the
+precincts of the jail.
+
+What made these precincts much larger than otherwise they would have
+been, was the circumstance that, by a usage derived from older days,
+both criminal prisoners and those who were prisoners for debt, equally
+fell under the custody of this huge caravanserai for the indifferent
+reception of crime, of misdemeanor, and of misfortune. And those who
+came under the two first titles, were lodged here through all stages of
+their connection with public justice; alike when mere objects of vague
+suspicion to the police, when under examination upon a specific charge,
+when fully committed for trial, when convicted and under sentence,
+awaiting the execution of that sentence, and, in a large proportion of
+cases, even through their final stage of punishment, when it happened
+to be of any nature compatible with in-door confinement. Hence it arose
+that the number of those who haunted the prison gates, with or without
+a title to admission, was enormous; all the relatives, or more properly
+the acquaintances and connections of the criminal population within the
+prison, being swelled by all the families of needy debtors who came
+daily, either to offer the consolation of their society, or to diminish
+their common expenditure by uniting their slender establishments. One
+of the rules applied to the management of this vast multitude that were
+every day candidates for admission was, that to save the endless
+trouble as well as risk, perhaps, of opening and shutting the main
+gates to every successive arrival, periodic intervals were fixed for
+the admission by wholesale; and as these periods came round every two
+hours, it would happen at many parts of the day that vast crowds
+accumulated waiting for the next opening of the gate. These crowds were
+assembled in two or three large outer courts, in which also were many
+stalls and booths, kept there upon some local privilege of ancient
+inheritance, or upon some other plea made good by gifts or bribes--some
+by Jews and others by Christians, perhaps equally Jewish. Superadded to
+these stationary elements of this miscellaneous population, were others
+drawn thither by pure motives of curiosity, so that altogether an
+almost permanent mob was gathered together in these courts; and amid
+this mob it was,--from I know not what definite motive, partly because
+I thought it probable that amongst these people I should hear the cause
+of Agnes peculiarly the subject of conversation; and so, in fact, it
+did really happen,--but partly, and even more, I believe, because I now
+awfully began to shrink from solitude. Tumult I must have, and
+distraction of thought. Amid this mob, I say, it was that I passed two
+days. Feverish I had been from the first--and from bad to worse, in
+such a case, was, at any rate, a natural progress; but, perhaps, also
+amongst this crowd of the poor, the abjectly wretched, the ill-fed, the
+desponding, and the dissolute, there might be very naturally a larger
+body of contagion lurking than according to their mere numerical
+expectations. There was at that season a very extensive depopulation
+going on in some quarters of this great metropolis, and in other cities
+of the same empire, by means of a very malignant typhus. This fever is
+supposed to be the peculiar product of jails; and though it had not as
+yet been felt as a scourge and devastator of this particular jail, or
+at least the consequent mortality had been hitherto kept down to a
+moderate amount, yet it was highly probable that a certain quantity of
+contagion, much beyond the proportion of other popular assemblages less
+uniformly wretched in their composition, was here to be found all day
+long; and doubtless my excited state, and irritable habit of body, had
+offered a peculiar predisposition that favored the rapid development of
+this contagion. However this might be, the result was, that on the
+evening of the second day which I spent in haunting the purlieus of the
+prison, (consequently the night preceding the second public examination
+of Agnes,) I was attacked by ardent fever in such unmitigated fury,
+that before morning I had lost all command of my intellectual
+faculties. For some weeks I became a pitiable maniac, and in every
+sense the wreck of my former self; and seven entire weeks, together
+with the better half of an eighth week, had passed over my head whilst
+I lay unconscious of time and its dreadful freight of events, excepting
+in so far as my disordered brain, by its fantastic coinages, created
+endless mimicries and mockeries of these events--less substantial, but
+oftentimes less afflicting, or less agitating. It would have been well
+for me had my destiny decided that I was not to be recalled to this
+world of wo. But I had no such happiness in store. I recovered, and
+through twenty and eight years my groans have recorded the sorrow I
+feel that I did.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I shall not rehearse circumstantially, and point by point, the sad
+unfolding, as it proceeded through successive revelations to me, of all
+which had happened during my state of physical incapacity. When I first
+became aware that my wandering senses had returned to me, and knew, by
+the cessation of all throbbings, and the unutterable pains that had so
+long possessed my brain, that I was now returning from the gates of
+death, a sad confusion assailed me as to some indefinite cloud of evil
+that had been hovering over me at the time when I first fell into a
+state of insensibility. For a time I struggled vainly to recover the
+lost connection of my thoughts, and I endeavored ineffectually to
+address myself to sleep. I opened my eyes, but found the glare of light
+painful beyond measure. Strength, however, it seemed to me that I had,
+and more than enough, to raise myself out of bed. I made the attempt,
+but fell back, almost giddy with the effort. At the sound of the
+disturbance which I had thus made, a woman whom I did not know came
+from behind a curtain, and spoke to me. Shrinking from any
+communication with a stranger, especially one whose discretion I could
+not estimate in making discoveries to me with the requisite caution, I
+asked her simply what o'clock it was.
+
+'Eleven in the forenoon,' she replied.
+
+'And what day of the month?'
+
+'The second,' was her brief answer.
+
+I felt almost a sense of shame in adding--; 'The second! but of what
+month?'
+
+'Of June,' was the startling rejoinder.
+
+On the 8th of April I had fallen ill, and it was now actually the 2d of
+June. Oh! sickening calculation! revolting register of hours! for in
+that same moment which brought back this one recollection, perhaps by
+steadying my brain, rushed back in a torrent all the other dreadful
+remembrances of the period, and now the more so, because, though the
+event was still uncertain as regarded my knowledge, it must have become
+dreadfully certain as regarded the facts of the case, and the happiness
+of all who were concerned. Alas! one little circumstance too painfully
+assured me that this event had not been a happy one. Had Agnes been
+restored to her liberty and her home, where would she have been found
+but watching at my bed-side? That too certainly I knew, and the
+inference was too bitter to support.
+
+On this same day, some hours afterwards, upon Hannah's return from the
+city, I received from her, and heard with perfect calmness, the whole
+sum of evil which awaited me. Little Francis--she took up her tale at
+that point--'was with God:' so she expressed herself. He had died of
+the same fever which had attacked me--had died and been buried nearly
+five weeks before. Too probably he had caught the infection from me.
+Almost--such are the caprices of human feeling--almost I could have
+rejoiced that this young memorial of my vanished happiness had vanished
+also. It gave me a pang, nevertheless, that the grave should thus have
+closed upon him before I had seen his fair little face again. But I
+steeled my heart to hear worse things than this. Next she went on to
+inform me that already, on the first or second day of our calamity, she
+had taken upon herself, without waiting for authority, on observing the
+rapid approaches of illness in me, and arguing the state of
+helplessness which would follow, to write off at once a summons in the
+most urgent terms to the brother of my wife. This gentleman, whom I
+shall call Pierpoint, was a high-spirited, generous young man as I have
+ever known. When I say that he was a sportsman, that at one season of
+the year he did little else than pursue his darling amusement of fox-
+hunting, for which indeed he had almost a maniacal passion--saying
+this, I shall already have prejudged him in the opinions of many, who
+fancy all such persons the slaves of corporeal enjoyments. But, with
+submission, the truth lies the other way. According to my experience,
+people of these habits have their bodies more than usually under their
+command, as being subdued by severe exercise; and their minds, neither
+better nor worse on an average than those of their neighbors, are more
+available from being so much more rarely clogged by morbid habits in
+that uneasy yoke-fellow of the intellectual part--the body. He at all
+events was a man to justify in his own person this way of thinking; for
+he was a man not only of sound, but even of bold and energetic
+intellect, and in all moral respects one whom any man might feel proud
+to call his friend. This young man, Pierpoint, without delay obeyed the
+summons; and on being made acquainted with what had already passed, the
+first step he took was to call upon Barratt, and without further
+question than what might ascertain his identity, he proceeded to
+inflict upon him a severe horsewhipping. A worse step on his sister's
+account he could not have taken. Previously to this the popular feeling
+had run strongly against Barratt, but now its unity was broken. A new
+element was introduced into the question: Democratic feelings were
+armed against this outrage; gentlemen and nobles, it was said, thought
+themselves not amenable to justice; and again, the majesty of the law
+was offended at this intrusion upon an affair already under solemn
+course of adjudication. Everything, however, passes away under the
+healing hand of time, and this also faded from the public mind. People
+remembered also that he was a brother, and in that character, at any
+rate, had a right to some allowances for his intemperance; and what
+quickened the oblivion of the affair was, which in itself was
+sufficiently strange, that Barratt did not revive the case in the
+public mind by seeking legal reparation for his injuries. It was,
+however, still matter of regret that Pierpoint should have indulged
+himself in this movement of passion, since undoubtedly it broke and
+disturbed the else uniform stream of public indignation, by investing
+the original aggressor with something like the character of an injured
+person; and therefore with some set-off to plead against his own
+wantonness of malice;--his malice might now assume the nobler aspect of
+revenge.
+
+Thus far, in reporting the circumstances, Hannah had dallied--thus far
+I had rejoiced that she dallied, with the main burden of the wo; but
+now there remained nothing to dally with any longer--and she rushed
+along in her narrative, hurrying to tell--I hurrying to hear. A second,
+a third examination had ensued, then a final committal--all this within
+a week. By that time all the world was agitated with the case;
+literally not the city only, vast as that city was, but the nation was
+convulsed and divided into parties upon the question, Whether the
+prosecution were one of mere malice or not? The very government of the
+land was reported to be equally interested, and almost equally divided
+in opinion. In this state of public feeling came the trial. Image to
+yourself, oh reader, whosoever you are, the intensity of the excitement
+which by that time had arisen in all people to be spectators of the
+scene--then image to yourself the effect of all this, a perfect
+consciousness that in herself as a centre was settled the whole mighty
+interest of the exhibition--that interest again of so dubious and mixed
+a character--sympathy in some with mere misfortune--sympathy in others
+with female frailty and guilt, not perhaps founded upon an absolute
+unwavering belief in her innocence, even amongst those who were most
+loud and positive as partisans in affirming it,--and then remember that
+all this hideous scenical display and notoriety settled upon one whose
+very nature, constitutionally timid, recoiled with the triple agony of
+womanly shame--of matronly dignity--of insulted innocence, from every
+mode and shape of public display. Combine all these circumstances and
+elements of the case, and you may faintly enter into the situation of
+my poor Agnes. Perhaps the best way to express it at once is by
+recurring to the case of a young female Christian martyr, in the early
+ages of Christianity, exposed in the bloody amphitheatre of Rome or
+Verona, to 'fight with wild beasts,' as it was expressed in mockery--
+she to fight the lamb to fight with lions! But in reality the young
+martyr _had_ a fight to maintain, and a fight (in contempt of that
+cruel mockery) fiercer than the fiercest of her persecutors could have
+faced perhaps--the combat with the instincts of her own shrinking,
+trembling, fainting nature. Such a fight had my Agnes to maintain; and
+at that time there was a large party of gentlemen in whom the
+gentlemanly instinct was predominant, and who felt so powerfully the
+cruel indignities of her situation, that they made a public appeal in
+her behalf. One thing, and a strong one, which they said, was this:--
+'We all talk and move in this case as if, because the question appears
+doubtful to some people, and the accused party to some people wears a
+doubtful character, it would follow that she therefore had in reality a
+mixed character composed in joint proportions of the best and the worst
+that is imputed to her. But let us not forget that this mixed character
+belongs not to her, but to the infirmity of our human judgments--
+_they_ are mixed--_they_ are dubious--but she is not--she is,
+or she is not, guilty--there is no middle case--and let us consider for
+a single moment, that if this young lady (as many among us heartily
+believe) _is_ innocent, then and upon that supposition let us
+consider how cruel we should all think the public exposure which
+aggravates the other injuries (as in that case they must be thought) to
+which her situation exposes her.' They went on to make some suggestions
+for the officers of the court in preparing the arrangements for the
+trial, and some also for the guidance of the audience, which showed the
+same generous anxiety for sparing the feelings of the prisoner. If
+these did not wholly succeed in repressing the open avowal of coarse
+and brutal curiosity amongst the intensely vulgar, at least they
+availed to diffuse amongst the neutral and indifferent part of the
+public a sentiment of respect and forbearance which, emanating from
+high quarters, had a very extensive influence upon most of what met the
+eye or the ear of my poor wife. She, on the day of trial, was supported
+by her brother; and by that time she needed support indeed. I was
+reported to be dying; her little son was dead; neither had she been
+allowed to see him. Perhaps these things, by weaning her from all
+further care about life, might have found their natural effect in
+making her indifferent to the course of the trial, or even to its
+issue. And so, perhaps, in the main, they did. But at times some
+lingering sense of outraged dignity, some fitful gleams of old
+sympathies, 'the hectic of a moment,' came back upon her, and prevailed
+over the deadening stupor of her grief. Then she shone for a moment
+into a starry light--sweet and woful to remember. Then----but why
+linger? I hurry to the close: she was pronounced guilty; whether by a
+jury or a bench of judges, I do not say--having determined, from the
+beginning, to give no hint of the land in which all these events
+happened; neither is that of the slightest consequence. Guilty she was
+pronounced: but sentence at that time was deferred. Ask me not, I
+beseech you, about the muff or other circumstances inconsistent with
+the hostile evidence. These circumstances had the testimony, you will
+observe, of my own servants only; nay, as it turned out, of one servant
+exclusively: _that_ naturally diminished their value. And, on the
+other side, evidence was arrayed, perjury was suborned, that would have
+wrecked a wilderness of simple truth trusting to its own unaided
+forces. What followed? Did this judgment of the court settle the
+opinion of the public? Opinion of the public! Did it settle the winds?
+Did it settle the motion of the Atlantic? Wilder, fiercer, and louder
+grew the cry against the wretched accuser: mighty had been the power
+over the vast audience of the dignity, the affliction, the perfect
+simplicity, and the Madonna beauty of the prisoner. That beauty so
+childlike, and at the same time so saintly, made, besides, so touching
+in its pathos by means of the abandonment--the careless abandonment and
+the infinite desolation of her air and manner--would of itself, and
+without further aid, have made many converts. Much more was done by the
+simplicity of her statements, and the indifference with which she
+neglected to improve any strong points in her own favor--the
+indifference, as every heart perceived, of despairing grief. Then came
+the manners on the hostile side--the haggard consciousness of guilt,
+the drooping tone, the bravado and fierce strut which sought to
+dissemble all this. Not one amongst all the witnesses, assembled on
+that side, had (by all agreement) the bold natural tone of conscious
+uprightness. Hence it could not be surprising that the storm of popular
+opinion made itself heard with a louder and a louder sound. The
+government itself began to be disturbed; the ministers of the sovereign
+were agitated; and, had no menaces been thrown out, it was generally
+understood that they would have given way to the popular voice, now
+continually more distinct and clamorous. In the midst of all this
+tumult, obscure murmurs began to arise that Barratt had practised the
+same or similar villanies in former instances. One case in particular
+was beginning to be whispered about, which at once threw a light upon
+the whole affair: it was the case of a young and very beautiful married
+woman, who had been on the very brink of a catastrophe such as had
+befallen my own wife, when some seasonable interference, of what nature
+was not known, had critically delivered her. This case arose 'like a
+little cloud no bigger than a man's hand,' then spread and threatened
+to burst in tempest upon the public mind, when all at once, more
+suddenly even than it had arisen, it was hushed up, or in some way
+disappeared. But a trifling circumstance made it possible to trace this
+case:--in after times, when means offered, but unfortunately no
+particular purpose of good, nor any purpose, in fact, beyond that of
+curiosity, it _was_ traced; and enough was soon ascertained to
+have blown to fragments any possible conspiracy emanating from this
+Barratt, had that been of any further importance. However, in spite of
+all that money or art could effect, a sullen growl continued to be
+heard amongst the populace of villanies many and profound that had been
+effected or attempted by this Barratt; and accordingly, much in the
+same way as was many years afterwards practised in London, when a
+hosier had caused several young people to be prosecuted to death for
+passing forged bank-notes, the wrath of the people showed itself in
+marking the shop for vengeance upon any favorable occasion offering
+through fire or riots, and in the mean time in deserting it. These
+things had been going on for some time when I awoke from my long
+delirium; but the effect they had produced upon a weak and obstinate
+and haughty government, or at least upon the weak and obstinate and
+haughty member of the government who presided in the police
+administration, was, to confirm and rivet the line of conduct which had
+been made the object of popular denunciation. More energetically, more
+scornfully, to express that determination of flying in the face of
+public opinion and censure, four days before my awakening, Agnes had
+been brought up to receive her sentence. On that same day (nay, it was
+said in that same hour,) petitions, very numerously signed, and various
+petitions from different ranks, different ages, different sexes, were
+carried up to the throne, praying, upon manifold grounds, but all
+noticing the extreme doubtfulness of the case, for an unconditional
+pardon. By whose advice or influence, it was guessed easily, though
+never exactly ascertained, these petitions were unanimously, almost
+contemptuously rejected. And to express the contempt of public opinion
+as powerfully as possible, Agnes was sentenced by the court,
+reassembled in full pomp, order, and ceremonial costume, to a
+punishment the severest that the laws allowed--viz. hard labor for ten
+years. The people raged more than ever; threats public and private were
+conveyed to the ears of the minister chiefly concerned in the
+responsibility, and who had indeed, by empty and ostentatious talking,
+assumed that responsibility to himself in a way that was perfectly
+needless.
+
+Thus stood matters when I awoke to consciousness: and this was the
+fatal journal of the interval--interval so long as measured by my
+fierce calendar of delirium--so brief measured by the huge circuit of
+events which it embraced, and their mightiness for evil. Wrath, wrath
+immeasurable, unimaginable, unmitigable, burned at my heart like a
+cancer. The worst had come. And the thing which kills a man for action
+--the living in two climates at once--a torrid and a frigid zone--of
+hope and fear--that was past. Weak--suppose I were for the moment: I
+felt that a day or two might bring back my strength. No miserable
+tremors of hope _now_ shook my nerves: if they shook from that
+inevitable rocking of the waters that follows a storm, so much might be
+pardoned to the infirmity of a nature that could not lay aside its
+fleshly necessities, nor altogether forego its homage to 'these frail
+elements,' but which by inspiration already lived within a region where
+no voices were heard but the spiritual voices of transcendent passions
+--of
+
+ 'Wrongs unrevenged, and insults unredress'd.'
+
+Six days from that time I was well--well and strong. I rose from bed; I
+bathed; I dressed; dressed as if I were a bridegroom. And that
+_was_ in fact a great day in my life. I was to see Agnes. Oh! yes:
+permission had been obtained from the lordly minister that I should see
+my wife. Is it possible? Can such condescensions exist? Yes:
+solicitations from ladies, eloquent notes wet with ducal tears, these
+had won from the thrice-radiant secretary, redolent of roseate attar, a
+countersign to some order or other, by which I--yes I--under license of
+a fop, and supervision of a jailer--was to see and for a time to
+converse with my own wife.
+
+The hour appointed for the first day's interview was eight o'clock in
+the evening. On the outside of the jail all was summer light and
+animation. The sports of children in the streets of mighty cities are
+but sad, and too painfully recall the circumstances of freedom and
+breezy nature that are not there. But still the pomp of glorious
+summer, and the presence, 'not to be put by,' of the everlasting light,
+that is either always present, or always dawning--these potent elements
+impregnate the very city life, and the dim reflex of nature which is
+found at the bottom of well-like streets, with more solemn powers to
+move and to soothe in summer. I struck upon the prison gates, the first
+among multitudes waiting to strike. Not because we struck, but because
+the hour had sounded, suddenly the gate opened; and in we streamed. I,
+as a visitor for the first time, was immediately distinguished by the
+jailers, whose glance of the eye is fatally unerring. 'Who was it that
+I wanted?' At the name a stir of emotion was manifest, even there: the
+dry bones stirred and moved: the passions outside had long ago passed
+to the interior of this gloomy prison: and not a man but had his
+hypothesis on the case; not a man but had almost fought with some
+comrade (many had literally fought) about the merits of their several
+opinions.
+
+If any man had expected a scene at this reunion, he would have been
+disappointed. Exhaustion, and the ravages of sorrow, had left to dear
+Agnes so little power of animation or of action, that her emotions were
+rather to be guessed at, both for kind and for degree, than directly to
+have been perceived. She was in fact a sick patient, far gone in an
+illness that should properly have confined her to bed; and was as much
+past the power of replying to my frenzied exclamations, as a dying
+victim of fever of entering upon a strife of argument. In bed, however,
+she was not. When the door opened she was discovered sitting at a table
+placed against the opposite wall, her head pillowed upon her arms, and
+these resting upon the table. Her beautiful long auburn hair had
+escaped from its confinement, and was floating over the table and her
+own person. She took no notice of the disturbance made by our entrance,
+did not turn, did not raise her head, nor make an effort to do so, nor
+by any sign whatever intimate that she was conscious of our presence,
+until the turnkey in a respectful tone announced me. Upon that a low
+groan, or rather a feeble moan, showed that she had become aware of my
+presence, and relieved me from all apprehension of causing too sudden a
+shock by taking her in my arms. The turnkey had now retired; we were
+alone. I knelt by her side, threw my arms about her, and pressed her to
+my heart. She drooped her head upon my shoulder, and lay for some time
+like one who slumbered; but, alas! not as she had used to slumber. Her
+breathing, which had been like that of sinless infancy, was now
+frightfully short and quick; she seemed not properly to breathe, but to
+gasp. This, thought I, may be sudden agitation, and in that case she
+will gradually recover; half an hour will restore her. Wo is me! she
+did _not_ recover; and internally I said--she never _will_
+recover. The arrows have gone too deep for a frame so exquisite in its
+sensibility, and already her hours are numbered.
+
+At this first visit I said nothing to her about the past; _that_,
+and the whole extent to which our communications should go, I left
+rather to her own choice. At the second visit, however, upon some word
+or other arising which furnished an occasion for touching on this
+hateful topic, I pressed her, contrary to my own previous intention,
+for as full an account of the fatal event as she could without a
+distressing effort communicate. To my surprise she was silent--
+gloomily--almost it might have seemed obstinately silent. A horrid
+thought came into my mind; could it, might it have been possible that
+my noble-minded wife, such she had ever seemed to me, was open to
+temptations of this nature? Could it have been that in some moment of
+infirmity, when her better angel was away from her side, she had
+yielded to a sudden impulse of frailty, such as a second moment for
+consideration would have resisted, but which unhappily had been
+followed by no such opportunity of retrieval? I had heard of such
+things. Cases there were in our own times (and not confined to one
+nation), when irregular impulses of this sort were known to have
+haunted and besieged natures not otherwise ignoble and base. I ran over
+some of the names amongst those which were taxed with this propensity.
+More than one were the names of people in a technical sense held noble.
+That, nor any other consideration abated my horror. Better, I said,
+better, (because more compatible with elevation of mind,) better to
+have committed some bloody act--some murderous act. Dreadful was the
+panic I underwent. God pardon the wrong I did; and even now I pray to
+him--as though the past thing were a future thing and capable of
+change--that he would forbid her for ever to know what was the
+derogatory thought I had admitted. I sometimes think, by recollecting a
+momentary blush that suffused her marble countenance,--I think--I fear
+that she might have read what was fighting in my mind. Yet that would
+admit of another explanation. If she did read the very worst, meek
+saint! she suffered no complaint or sense of that injury to escape her.
+It might, however, be that perception, or it might be that fear which
+roused her to an effort that otherwise had seemed too revolting to
+undertake. She now rehearsed the whole steps of the affair from first
+to last; but the only material addition, which her narrative made to
+that which the trial itself had involved, was the following:--On two
+separate occasions previous to the last and fatal one, when she had
+happened to walk unaccompanied by me in the city, the monster Barratt
+had met her in the street. He had probably--and this was, indeed,
+subsequently ascertained--at first, and for some time afterwards,
+mistaken her rank, and had addressed some proposals to her, which, from
+the suppressed tone of his speaking, or from her own terror and
+surprise, she had not clearly understood; but enough had reached her
+alarmed ear to satisfy her that they were of a nature in the last
+degree licentious and insulting. Terrified and shocked rather than
+indignant, for she too easily presumed the man to be a maniac, she
+hurried homewards; and was rejoiced, on first venturing to look round
+when close to her own gate, to perceive that the man was not following.
+There, however, she was mistaken; for either on this occasion, or on
+some other, he had traced her homewards. The last of these rencontres
+had occurred just three months before the fatal 6th of April; and if,
+in any one instance, Agnes had departed from the strict line of her
+duty as a wife, or had shown a defect of judgment, it was at this
+point--in not having frankly and fully reported the circumstances to
+me. On the last of these occasions I had met her at the garden-gate,
+and had particularly remarked that she seemed agitated; and now, at
+recalling these incidents, Agnes reminded me that I had noticed that
+circumstance to herself, and that she had answered me faithfully as to
+the main fact. It was true she had done so; for she had said that she
+had just met a lunatic who had alarmed her by fixing his attention upon
+herself, and speaking to her in a ruffian manner; and it was also true
+that she did sincerely regard him in that light. This led me at the
+time to construe the whole affair into a casual collision with some
+poor maniac escaping from his keepers, and of no future moment, having
+passed by without present consequences. But had she, instead of thus
+reporting her own erroneous impression, reported the entire
+circumstances of the case, I should have given them a very different
+interpretation. Affection for me, and fear to throw me needlessly into
+a quarrel with a man of apparently brutal and violent nature--these
+considerations, as too often they do with the most upright wives, had
+operated to check Agnes in the perfect sincerity of her communications.
+She had told nothing _but_ the truth--only, and fatally it turned
+out for us both, she had not told the _whole_ truth. The very
+suppression, to which she had reconciled herself, under the belief that
+thus she was providing for my safety and her own consequent happiness,
+had been the indirect occasion of ruin to both. It was impossible to
+show displeasure under such circumstances, or under any circumstances,
+to one whose self-reproaches were at any rate too bitter; but
+certainly, as a general rule, every conscientious woman should resolve
+to consider her husband's honor in the first case, and far before all
+other regards whatsoever; to make this the first, the second, the third
+law of her conduct, and his personal safety but the fourth or fifth.
+Yet women, and especially when the interests of children are at stake
+upon their husbands' safety, rarely indeed are able to take this Roman
+view of their duties.
+
+To return to the narrative. Agnes had not, nor could have, the most
+remote suspicion of this Barratt's connection with the shop which he
+had not accidentally entered; and the sudden appearance of this wretch
+it was, at the very moment of finding herself charged with so vile and
+degrading an offence, that contributed most of all to rob her of her
+natural firmness, by suddenly revealing to her terrified heart the
+depth of the conspiracy which thus yawned like a gulf below her. And
+not only had this sudden horror, upon discovering a guilty design in
+what before had seemed accident, and links uniting remote incidents
+which else seemed casual and disconnected, greatly disturbed and
+confused her manner, which confusion again had become more intense upon
+her own consciousness that she _was_ confused, and that her manner
+was greatly to her disadvantage; but--which was the worst effect of
+all, because the rest could not operate against her, except upon those
+who were present to witness it, whereas this was noted down and
+recorded--so utterly did her confusion strip her of all presence of
+mind, that she did not consciously notice (and consequently could not
+protest against at the moment when it was most important to do so, and
+most natural) the important circumstance of the muff. This capital
+objection, therefore, though dwelt upon and improved to the utmost at
+the trial, was looked upon by the judges as an after-thought; and
+merely because it had not been seized upon by herself, and urged in the
+first moments of her almost incapacitating terror on finding this
+amongst the circumstances of the charge against her--as if an ingenuous
+nature, in the very act of recoiling with horror from a criminal charge
+the most degrading, and in the very instant of discovering, with a
+perfect rapture of alarm, the too plausible appearance of probability
+amongst the circumstances, would be likely to pause, and with attorney-
+like dexterity, to pick out the particular circumstance that might
+admit of being _proved_ to be false, when the conscience
+proclaimed, though in despondence for the result, that all the
+circumstances were, as to the use made of them, one tissue of
+falsehoods. Agnes, who had made a powerful effort in speaking of the
+case at all, found her calmness increase as she advanced; and she now
+told me, that in reality there were two discoveries which she made in
+the same instant, and not one only, which had disarmed her firmness and
+ordinary presence of mind. One I have mentioned--the fact of Barratt,
+the proprietor of the shop, being the same person who had in former
+instances persecuted her in the street; but the other was even more
+alarming--it has been said already that it was _not_ a pure matter
+of accident that she had visited this particular shop. In reality, that
+nursery-maid, of whom some mention has been made above, and in terms
+expressing the suspicion with which even then I regarded her, had
+persuaded her into going thither by some representations which Agnes
+had already ascertained to be altogether unwarranted. Other
+presumptions against this girl's fidelity crowded dimly upon my wife's
+mind at the very moment of finding her eyes thus suddenly opened. And
+it was not five minutes after her first examination, and in fact five
+minutes after it had ceased to be of use to her, that she remembered
+another circumstance which now, when combined with the sequel, told its
+own tale,--the muff had been missed some little time before the 6th of
+April. Search had been made for it; but, the particular occasion which
+required it having passed off, this search was laid aside for the
+present, in the expectation that it would soon reappear in some corner
+of the house before it was wanted: then came the sunny day, which made
+it no longer useful, and would perhaps have dismissed it entirely from
+the recollection of all parties, until it was now brought back in this
+memorable way. The name of my wife was embroidered within, upon the
+lining, and it thus became a serviceable link to the hellish cabal
+against her. Upon reviewing the circumstances from first to last, upon
+recalling the manner of the girl at the time when the muff was missed,
+and upon combining the whole with her recent deception, by which she
+had misled her poor mistress into visiting this shop, Agnes began to
+see the entire truth as to this servant's wicked collusion with
+Barratt, though, perhaps, it might be too much to suppose her aware of
+the unhappy result to which her collusion tended. All this she saw at a
+glance when it was too late, for her first examination was over. This
+girl, I must add, had left our house during my illness, and she had
+afterwards a melancholy end.
+
+One thing surprised me in all this. Barratt's purpose must manifestly
+have been to create merely a terror in my poor wife's mind, and to stop
+short of any legal consequences, in order to profit of that panic and
+confusion for extorting compliances with his hideous pretensions. It
+perplexed me, therefore, that he did not appear to have pursued this
+manifestly his primary purpose, the other being merely a mask to
+conceal his true ends, and also (as he fancied) a means for effecting
+them. In this, however, I had soon occasion to find that I was
+deceived. He had, but without the knowledge of Agnes, taken such steps
+as were then open to him, for making overtures to her with regard to
+the terms upon which he would agree to defeat the charge against her by
+failing to appear. But the law had travelled too fast for him, and too
+determinately; so that, by the time he supposed terror to have operated
+sufficiently in favor of his views, it had already become unsafe to
+venture upon such explicit proposals as he would otherwise have tried.
+His own safety was now at stake, and would have been compromised by any
+open or written avowal of the motives on which he had been all along
+acting. In fact, at this time he was foiled by the agent in whom he
+confided; but much more he had been confounded upon another point--the
+prodigious interest manifested by the public. Thus it seems--that,
+whilst he meditated only a snare for my poor Agnes, he had prepared one
+for himself; and finally, to evade the suspicions which began to arise
+powerfully as to his true motives, and thus to stave off his own ruin,
+had found himself in a manner obliged to go forward and consummate the
+ruin of another.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The state of Agnes, as to health and bodily strength, was now becoming
+such that I was forcibly warned--whatsoever I meditated doing, to do
+quickly. There was this urgent reason for alarm: once conveyed into
+that region of the prison in which sentences like hers were executed,
+it became hopeless that I could communicate with her again. All
+intercourse whatsoever, and with whomsoever, was then placed under the
+most rigorous interdict; and the alarming circumstance was, that this
+transfer was governed by no settled rules, but might take place at any
+hour, and would certainly be precipitated by the slightest violence on
+my part, the slightest indiscretion, or the slightest argument for
+suspicion. Hard indeed was the part I had to play, for it was
+indispensable that I should appear calm and tranquil, in order to
+disarm suspicions around me, whilst continually contemplating the
+possibility that I myself might be summoned to extremities which I
+could not so much as trust myself to name or distinctly to conceive.
+But thus stood the case: the Government, it was understood, angered by
+the public opposition, resolute for the triumph of what they called
+'principle,' had settled finally that the sentence should be carried
+into execution. Now that she, that my Agnes, being the frail wreck that
+she had become, could have stood one week of this sentence practically
+and literally enforced--was a mere chimera. A few hours probably of the
+experiment would have settled that question by dismissing her to the
+death she longed for; but because the suffering would be short, was I
+to stand by and to witness the degradation--the pollution--attempted to
+be fastened upon her. What! to know that her beautiful tresses would be
+shorn ignominiously--a felon's dress forced upon her--a vile taskmaster
+with authority to----; blistered be the tongue that could go on to
+utter, in connection with her innocent name, the vile dishonors which
+were to settle upon her person! I, however, and her brother had taken
+such resolutions that this result was one barely possible; and yet I
+sickened (yes, literally I many times experienced the effect of
+physical sickness) at contemplating our own utter childish
+helplessness, and recollecting that every night during our seclusion
+from the prison the last irreversible step might be taken--and in the
+morning we might find a solitary cell, and the angel form that had
+illuminated it gone where we could not follow, and leaving behind her
+the certainty that we should see her no more. Every night, at the hour
+of locking up, _she_, at least, manifestly had a fear that she saw
+us for the last time; she put her arms feebly about my neck, sobbed
+convulsively, and, I believe, guessed--but, if really so, did not much
+reprove or quarrel with the desperate purposes which I struggled with
+in regard to her own life. One thing was quite evident--that to the
+peace of her latter days, now hurrying to their close, it was
+indispensable that she should pass them undivided from me; and
+possibly, as was afterwards alleged, when it became easy to allege any
+thing, some relenting did take place in high quarters at this time; for
+upon some medical reports made just now, a most seasonable indulgence
+was granted, viz. that Hannah was permitted to attend her mistress
+constantly; and it was also felt as a great alleviation of the horrors
+belonging to this prison, that candles were now allowed throughout the
+nights. But I was warned privately that these indulgences were with no
+consent from the police minister; and that circumstances might soon
+withdraw the momentary intercession by which we profited. With this
+knowledge, we could not linger in our preparations; we had resolved
+upon accomplishing an escape for Agnes, at whatever risk or price; the
+main difficulty was her own extreme feebleness, which might forbid her
+to co-operate with us in any degree at the critical moment; and the
+main danger was--delay. We pushed forward, therefore, in our attempts
+with prodigious energy, and I for my part with an energy like that of
+insanity.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The first attempt we made was upon the fidelity to his trust of the
+chief jailer. He was a coarse, vulgar man, brutal in his manners, but
+with vestiges of generosity in his character--though damaged a good
+deal by his daily associates. Him we invited to a meeting at a tavern
+in the neighborhood of the prison, disguising our names as too certain
+to betray our objects, and baiting our invitation with some hints which
+we had ascertained were likely to prove temptations under his immediate
+circumstances. He had a graceless young son whom he was most anxious to
+wean from his dissolute connections, and to steady, by placing him in
+some office of no great responsibility. Upon this knowledge we framed
+the terms of our invitation.
+
+These proved to be effectual, as regarded our immediate object of
+obtaining an interview of persuasion. The night was wet; and at seven
+o'clock, the hour fixed for the interview, we were seated in readiness,
+much perplexed to know whether he would take any notice of our
+invitation. We had waited three quarters of an hour, when we heard a
+heavy lumbering step ascending the stair. The door was thrown open to
+its widest extent, and in the centre of the door-way stood a short
+stout-built man, and the very broadest I ever beheld--staring at us
+with bold inquiring eyes. His salutation was something to this effect.
+
+'What the hell do you gay fellows want with me? What the blazes is this
+humbugging letter about? My son, and be hanged! What do you know of my
+son?'
+
+Upon this overture we ventured to request that he would come in and
+suffer us to shut the door, which we also locked. Next we produced the
+official paper nominating his son to a small place in the customs,--
+not yielding much, it was true, in the way of salary, but fortunately,
+and in accordance with the known wishes of the father, unburdened with
+any dangerous trust.
+
+'Well, I suppose I must say thank ye: but what comes next? What am I to
+do to pay the damages?' We informed him that for this particular little
+service we asked no return.
+
+'No, no,' said he, 'that'll not go down: that cat'll not jump. I'm not
+green enough for that. So, say away--what's the damage?' We then
+explained that we had certainly a favor and a great one to ask: ['Ay,
+I'll be bound you have,' was his parenthesis:] but that for this we
+were prepared to offer a separate remuneration; repeating that with
+respect to the little place procured for his son, it had not cost us
+anything, and therefore we did really and sincerely decline to receive
+anything in return; satisfied that, by this little offering, we had
+procured the opportunity of this present interview. At this point we
+withdrew a covering from the table upon which we had previously
+arranged a heap of gold coins, amounting in value to twelve hundred
+English guineas: this being the entire sum which circumstances allowed
+us to raise on so sudden a warning: for some landed property that we
+both had was so settled and limited, that we could not convert it into
+money either by way of sale, loan, or mortgage. This sum, stating to
+him its exact amount, we offered to his acceptance, upon the single
+condition that he would look aside, or wink hard, or (in whatever way
+he chose to express it) would make, or suffer to be made, such
+facilities for our liberating a female prisoner as we would point out.
+He mused: full five minutes he sat deliberating without opening his
+lips. At length he shocked us by saying, in a firm, decisive tone, that
+left us little hope of altering his resolution,--'No: gentlemen, it's a
+very fair offer, and a good deal of money for a single prisoner. I
+think I can guess at the person. It's a fair offer--fair enough. But,
+bless your heart! if I were to do the thing you want--why perhaps
+another case might be overlooked: but this prisoner, no: there's too
+much depending. No, they would turn me out of my place. Now the place
+is worth more to me in the long run than what you offer: though you bid
+fair enough, if it were only for my time in it. But look here: in case
+I can get my son to come into harness, I'm expecting to get the office
+for him after I've retired. So I can't do it. But I'll tell you what:
+you've been kind to my son: and therefore I'll not say a word about it.
+You're safe for me. And so good-night to you.' Saying which, and
+standing no further question, he walked resolutely out of the room and
+down stairs.
+
+Two days we mourned over this failure, and scarcely knew which way to
+turn for another ray of hope;--on the third morning we received
+intelligence that this very jailer had been attacked by the fever,
+which, after long desolating the city, had at length made its way into
+the prison. In a very few days the jailer was lying without hope of
+recovery: and of necessity another person was appointed to fill his
+station for the present. This person I had seen, and I liked him less
+by much than the one he succeeded: he had an Italian appearance, and he
+wore an air of Italian subtlety and dissimulation. I was surprised to
+find, on proposing the same service to him, and on the same terms, that
+he made no objection whatever, but closed instantly with my offers. In
+prudence, however, I had made this change in the articles: a sum equal
+to two hundred English guineas, or one-sixth part of the whole money,
+he was to receive beforehand as a retaining fee; but the remainder was
+to be paid only to himself, or to anybody of his appointing, at the
+very moment of our finding the prison gates thrown open to us. He spoke
+fairly enough, and seemed to meditate no treachery; nor was there any
+obvious or known interest to serve by treachery; and yet I doubted him
+grievously.
+
+The night came: it was chosen as a gala night, one of two nights
+throughout the year in which the prisoners were allowed to celebrate a
+great national event: and in those days of relaxed prison management
+the utmost license was allowed to the rejoicing. This indulgence was
+extended to prisoners of all classes, though, of course, under more
+restrictions with regard to the criminal class. Ten o'clock came--the
+hour at which we had been instructed to hold ourselves in readiness. We
+had been long prepared. Agnes had been dressed by Hannah in such a
+costume externally (a man's hat and cloak, &c.) that, from her height,
+she might easily have passed amongst a mob of masquerading figures in
+the debtors' halls and galleries for a young stripling. Pierpoint and
+myself were also to a certain degree disguised; so far, at least, that
+we should not have been recognized at any hurried glance by those of
+the prison officers who had become acquainted with our persons. We were
+all more or less disguised about the face; and in that age when masks
+were commonly used at all hours by people of a certain rank, there
+would have been nothing suspicious in any possible costume of the kind
+in a night like this, if we could succeed in passing for friends of
+debtors.
+
+I am impatient of these details, and I hasten over the ground. One
+entire hour passed away, and no jailer appeared. We began to despond
+heavily; and Agnes, poor thing! was now the most agitated of us all. At
+length eleven struck in the harsh tones of the prison-clock. A few
+minutes after, we heard the sound of bolts drawing, and bars
+unfastening. The jailer entered--drunk, and much disposed to be
+insolent. I thought it advisable to give him another bribe, and he
+resumed the fawning insinuation of his manner. He now directed us, by
+passages which he pointed out, to gain the other side of the prison.
+There we were to mix with the debtors and their mob of friends, and to
+await his joining us, which in that crowd he could do without much
+suspicion. He wished us to traverse the passages separately; but this
+was impossible, for it was necessary that one of us should support
+Agnes on each side. I previously persuaded her to take a small quantity
+of brandy, which we rejoiced to see had given her, at this moment of
+starting, a most seasonable strength and animation. The gloomy passages
+were more than usually empty, for all the turnkeys were employed in a
+vigilant custody of the gates, and examination of the parties going
+out. So the jailer had told us, and the news alarmed us. We came at
+length to a turning which brought us in sight of a strong iron gate,
+that divided the two main quarters of the prison. For this we had not
+been prepared. The man, however, opened the gate without a word spoken,
+only putting out his hand for a fee; and in my joy, perhaps, I gave him
+one imprudently large. After passing this gate, the distant uproar of
+the debtors guided us to the scene of their merriment; and when there,
+such was the tumult and the vast multitude assembled, that we now hoped
+in good earnest to accomplish our purpose without accident. Just at
+this moment the jailer appeared in the distance; he seemed looking
+towards us, and at length one of our party could distinguish that he
+was beckoning to us. We went forward, and found him in some agitation,
+real or counterfeit. He muttered a word or two quite unintelligible
+about the man at the wicket, told us we must wait a while, and he would
+then see what could be done for us. We were beginning to demur, and to
+express the suspicions which now too seriously arose, when he, seeing,
+or affecting to see some object of alarm, pushed us with a hurried
+movement into a cell opening upon the part of the gallery at which we
+were now standing. Not knowing whether we really might not be
+retreating from some danger, we could do no otherwise than comply with
+his signals; but we were troubled at finding ourselves immediately
+locked in from the outside, and thus apparently all our motions had
+only sufficed to exchange one prison for another.
+
+We were now completely in the dark, and found, by a hard breathing from
+one corner of the little dormitory, that it was not unoccupied. Having
+taken care to provide ourselves separately with means for striking a
+light, we soon had more than one torch burning. The brilliant light
+falling upon the eyes of a man who lay stretched on the iron bedstead,
+woke him. It proved to be my friend the under-jailer, Ratcliffe, but no
+longer holding any office in the prison. He sprang up, and a rapid
+explanation took place. He had become a prisoner for debt; and on this
+evening, after having caroused through the day with some friends from
+the country, had retired at an early hour to sleep away his
+intoxication. I on my part thought it prudent to intrust him
+unreservedly with our situation and purposes, not omitting our gloomy
+suspicions. Ratcliffe looked, with a pity that won my love, upon the
+poor wasted Agnes. He had seen her on her first entrance into the
+prison, had spoken to her, and therefore knew _from_ what she had
+fallen, _to_ what. Even then he had felt for her; how much more at
+this time, when he beheld, by the fierce light of the torches, her wo-
+worn features!
+
+'Who was it,' he asked eagerly, 'you made the bargain with? Manasseh?'
+
+'The same.'
+
+'Then I can tell you this--not a greater villain walks the earth. He is
+a Jew from Portugal; he has betrayed many a man, and will many another,
+unless he gets his own neck stretched, which might happen, if I told
+all I know.'
+
+'But what was it probable that this man meditated? Or how could it
+profit him to betray us?'
+
+'That's more than I can tell. He wants to get your money, and that he
+doesn't know how to bring about without doing his part. But that's what
+he never _will_ do, take my word for it. That would cut him out of
+all chance for the head-jailer's place.' He mused a little, and then
+told us that he could himself put us outside the prison walls, and
+_would_ do it without fee or reward. 'But we must be quiet, or
+that devil will bethink him of me. I'll wager something he thought that
+I was out merry-making like the rest; and if he should chance to light
+upon the truth, he'll be back in no time.' Ratcliffe then removed an
+old fire-grate, at the back of which was an iron plate, that swung
+round into a similar fire-place in the contiguous cell. From that, by a
+removal of a few slight obstacles, we passed, by a long avenue, into
+the chapel. Then he left us, whilst he went out alone to reconnoitre
+his ground. Agnes was now in so pitiable a condition of weakness, as we
+stood on the very brink of our final effort, that we placed her in a
+pew, where she could rest as upon a sofa. Previously we had stood upon
+graves, and with monuments more or less conspicuous all around us: some
+raised by friends to the memory of friends--some by subscriptions in
+the prison--some by children, who had risen into prosperity, to the
+memory of a father, brother, or other relative, who had died in
+captivity. I was grieved that these sad memorials should meet the eye
+of my wife at this moment of awe and terrific anxiety. Pierpoint and I
+were well armed, and all of us determined not to suffer a recapture,
+now that we were free of the crowds that made resistance hopeless. This
+Agnes easily perceived; and _that_, by suggesting a bloody
+arbitration, did not lessen her agitation. I hoped therefore, that, by
+placing her in the pew, I might at least liberate her for the moment
+from the besetting memorials of sorrow and calamity. But, as if in the
+very teeth of my purpose, one of the large columns which supported the
+roof of the chapel, had its basis and lower part of the shaft in this
+very pew. On the side of it, and just facing her as she lay reclining
+on the cushions, appeared a mural tablet, with a bas-relief in white
+marble, to the memory of two children, twins, who had lived and died at
+the same time, and in this prison--children who had never breathed
+another air than that of captivity, their parents having passed many
+years within these walls, under confinement for debt. The sculptures
+were not remarkable, being a trite, but not the less affecting,
+representation of angels descending to receive the infants; but the
+hallowed words of the inscription, distinct and legible--'Suffer little
+children to come unto me, and forbid them not, for of such is the
+kingdom of God'--met her eye, and, by the thoughts they awakened, made
+me fear that she would become unequal to the exertions which yet
+awaited her. At this moment Ratcliffe returned, and informed us that
+all was right; and that, from the ruinous state of all the buildings
+which surrounded the chapel, no difficulty remained for us, who were,
+in fact, beyond the strong part of the prison, excepting at a single
+door, which we should be obliged to break down. But had we any means
+arranged for pursuing our flight, and turning this escape to account
+when out of confinement? All that, I assured him, was provided for long
+ago. We proceeded, and soon reached the door. We had one crow-bar
+amongst us, but beyond that had no better weapons than the loose stones
+found about some new-made graves in the chapel. Ratcliffe and
+Pierpoint, both powerful men, applied themselves by turns to the door,
+whilst Hannah and I supported Agnes. The door did not yield, being of
+enormous strength; but the wall did, and a large mass of stone-work
+fell outwards, twisting the door aside; so that, by afterwards working
+with our hands, we removed stones many enough to admit of our egress.
+Unfortunately this aperture was high above the ground, and it was
+necessary to climb over a huge heap of loose rubbish in order to profit
+by it. My brother-in-law passed first in order to receive my wife,
+quite helpless at surmounting the obstacle by her own efforts, out of
+my arms. He had gone through the opening, and, turning round so as to
+face me, he naturally could see something that I did _not_ see.
+'Look behind!' he called out rapidly. I did so, and saw the murderous
+villain Manasseh with his arm uplifted, and in the act of cutting at my
+wife, nearly insensible as she was, with a cutlass. The blow was not
+for me, but for her, as the fugitive prisoner; and the law would have
+borne him out in the act. I saw, I comprehended the whole. I groped, as
+far as I could without letting my wife drop, for my pistols; but all
+that I could do would have been unavailing, and too late--she would
+have been murdered in my arms. But--and that was what none of us saw--
+neither I, nor Pierpoint, nor the hound Manasseh--one person stood
+back in the shade; one person had seen, but had not uttered a word on
+seeing Manasseh advancing through the shades; one person only had
+forecast the exact succession of all that was coming; me she saw
+embarrassed and my hands preoccupied--Pierpoint and Ratcliffe useless
+by position--and the gleam of the dog's eye directed her to his aim.
+The crow-bar was leaning against the shattered wall. This she had
+silently seized. One blow knocked up the sword; a second laid the
+villain prostrate. At this moment appeared another of the turnkeys
+advancing from the rear, for the noise of our assault upon the door had
+drawn attention in the interior of the prison, from which, however, no
+great number of assistants could on this dangerous night venture to
+absent themselves. What followed for the next few minutes hurried
+onwards, incident crowding upon incident, like the motions of a dream:
+--Manasseh, lying on the ground, yelled out, 'The bell! the bell!' to
+him who followed. The man understood, and made for the belfry-door
+attached to the chapel; upon which Pierpoint drew a pistol, and sent
+the bullet whizzing past his ear so truly, that fear made the man
+obedient to the counter-orders of Pierpoint for the moment. He paused
+and awaited the issue. In a moment had all cleared the wall, traversed
+the waste ground beyond it, lifted Agnes over the low railing, shaken
+hands with our benefactor Ratcliffe, and pushed onwards as rapidly as
+we were able to the little dark lane, a quarter of a mile distant,
+where had stood waiting for the last two hours a chaise-and-four.
+
+[Ratcliffe, before my story closes, I will pursue to the last of my
+acquaintance with him, according to the just claims of his services. He
+had privately whispered to me, as we went along, that he could speak to
+the innocence of that lady, pointing to my wife, better than anybody.
+He was the person whom (as then holding an office in the prison)
+Barratt had attempted to employ as agent in conveying any messages that
+he found it safe to send--obscurely hinting the terms on which he would
+desist from prosecution. Ratcliffe had at first undertaken the
+negotiation from mere levity of character. But when the story and the
+public interest spread, and after himself becoming deeply struck by the
+prisoner's affliction, beauty, and reputed innocence, he had pursued it
+only as a means of entrapping Barratt into such written communications
+and such private confessions of the truth as might have served Agnes
+effectually. He wanted the art, however, to disguise his purposes:
+Barratt came to suspect him violently, and feared his evidence so far,
+even for those imperfect and merely oral overtures which he had really
+sent through Ratcliffe--that on the very day of the trial, he, as was
+believed, though by another nominally, contrived that Ratcliffe should
+be arrested for debt; and, after harassing him with intricate forms of
+business, had finally caused him to be conveyed to prison. Ratcliffe
+was thus involved in his own troubles at the time; and afterwards
+supposed that, without written documents to support his evidence, he
+could not be of much service to the re-establisment of my wife's
+reputation. Six months after his services in the night-escape from the
+prison, I saw him, and pressed him to take the money so justly
+forfeited to him by Manasseh's perfidy. He would, however, be persuaded
+to take no more than paid his debts. A second and a third time his
+debts were paid by myself and Pierpoint. But the same habits of
+intemperance and dissolute pleasure which led him into these debts,
+finally ruined his constitution; and he died, though otherwise of a
+fine generous manly nature, a martyr to dissipation at the early age of
+twenty-nine. With respect to his prison confinement, it was so
+frequently recurring in his life, and was alleviated by so many
+indulgences, that he scarcely viewed it as a hardship: having once been
+an officer of the prison, and having thus formed connections with the
+whole official establishment, and done services to many of them, and
+being of so convivial a turn, he was, even as a prisoner, treated with
+distinction, and considered as a privileged son of the house.]
+
+It was just striking twelve o'clock as we entered the lane where the
+carriage was drawn up. Rain, about the profoundest I had ever
+witnessed, was falling. Though near to midsummer, the night had been
+unusually dark to begin with, and from the increasing rain had become
+much more so. We could see nothing; and at first we feared that some
+mistake had occurred as to the station of the carriage--in which case
+we might have sought for it vainly through the intricate labyrinth of
+the streets in that quarter. I first descried it by the light of a
+torch, reflected powerfully from the large eyes of the leaders. All was
+ready. Horse-keepers were at the horses' heads. The postilions were
+mounted; each door had the steps let down: Agnes was lifted in: Hannah
+and I followed: Pierpoint mounted his horse; and at the word--Oh! how
+strange a word!--'_All's right_,' the horses sprang off like leopards,
+a manner ill-suited to the slippery pavement of a narrow street. At
+that moment, but we valued it little indeed, we heard the prison-bell
+ringing out loud and clear. Thrice within the first three minutes we
+had to pull up suddenly, on the brink of formidable accidents, from the
+dangerous speed we maintained, and which, nevertheless, the driver had
+orders to maintain, as essential to our plan. All the stoppages and
+hinderances of every kind along the road had been anticipated
+previously, and met by contrivance, of one kind or other; and Pierpoint
+was constantly a little ahead of us to attend to anything that had been
+neglected. The consequence of these arrangements was--that no person
+along the road could possibly have assisted to trace us by any thing in
+our appearance: for we passed all objects at too flying a pace, and
+through darkness too profound, to allow of any one feature in our
+equipage being distinctly noticed. Ten miles out of town, a space which
+we traversed in forty-four minutes, a second relay of horses was ready;
+but we carried on the same postilions throughout. Six miles ahead of
+this distance we had a second relay; and with this set of horses, after
+pushing two miles further along the road, we crossed by a miserable
+lane five miles long, scarcely even a bridge road, into another of the
+great roads from the capital; and by thus crossing the country, we came
+back upon the city at a point far distant from that at which we left
+it. We had performed a distance of forty-two miles in three hours, and
+lost a fourth hour upon the wretched five miles of cross-road. It was,
+therefore, four o'clock, and broad daylight, when we drew near the
+suburbs of the city; but a most happy accident now favored us; a fog
+the most intense now prevailed; nobody could see an object six feet
+distant; we alighted in an uninhabited new-built street, plunged into
+the fog, thus confounding our traces to any observer. We then stepped
+into a hackney-coach which had been stationed at a little distance.
+Thence, according to our plan, we drove to a miserable quarter of the
+town, whither the poor only and the wretched resorted; mounted a gloomy
+dirty staircase, and, befriended by the fog, still growing thicker and
+thicker, and by the early hour of the morning, reached a house
+previously hired, which, if shocking to the eye and the imagination
+from its squalid appearance and its gloom, still was a home--a
+sanctuary--an asylum from treachery, from captivity, from persecution.
+Here Pierpoint for the present quitted us: and once more Agnes, Hannah,
+and I, the shattered members of a shattered family, were thus gathered
+together in a house of our own.
+
+Yes: once again, daughter of the hills, thou sleptst as heretofore in
+my encircling arms; but not again in that peace which crowned thy
+innocence in those days, and should have crowned it now. Through the
+whole of our flying journey, in some circumstances at its outset
+strikingly recalling to me that blessed one which followed our
+marriage, Agnes slept away unconscious of our movements. She slept
+through all that day and the following night; and I watched over her
+with as much jealousy of all that might disturb her, as a mother
+watches over her new-born baby; for I hoped, I fancied, that a long--
+long rest, a rest, a halcyon calm, a deep, deep Sabbath of security,
+might prove healing and medicinal. I thought wrong; her breathing
+became more disturbed, and sleep was now haunted by dreams; all of us,
+indeed, were agitated by dreams; the past pursued me, and the present,
+for high rewards had been advertised by Government to those who traced
+us; and though for the moment we were secure, because we never went
+abroad, and could not have been naturally sought in such a
+neighborhood, still that very circumstance would eventually operate
+against us. At length, every night I dreamed of our insecurity under a
+thousand forms; but more often by far my dreams turned upon our wrongs;
+wrath moved me rather than fear. Every night, for the greater part, I
+lay painfully and elaborately involved, by deep sense of wrong,
+
+ '--in long orations, which I pleaded
+ Before unjust tribunals.'
+ [Footnote: From a MS. poem of a great living Poet.]
+
+And for poor Agnes, her also did the remembrance of mighty wrongs
+occupy through vast worlds of sleep in the same way--though colored by
+that tenderness which belonged to her gentler nature. One dream in
+particular--a dream of sublime circumstances--she repeated to me so
+movingly, with a pathos so thrilling, that by some profound sympathy it
+transplanted itself to my own sleep, settled itself there, and is to
+this hour a part of the fixed dream scenery which revolves at intervals
+through my sleeping life. This it was:--She would hear a trumpet sound
+--though perhaps as having been the prelude to the solemn entry of the
+judges at a town which she had once visited in her childhood; other
+preparations would follow, and at last all the solemnities of a great
+trial would shape themselves and fall into settled images. The audience
+was assembled, the judges were arrayed, the court was set. The prisoner
+was cited. Inquest was made, witnesses were called; and false witnesses
+came tumultuously to the bar. Then again a trumpet was heard, but the
+trumpet of a mighty archangel; and then would roll away thick clouds
+and vapors. Again the audience, but another audience, was assembled;
+again the tribunal was established; again the court was set; but a
+tribunal and a court--how different to her! _That_ had been
+composed of men seeking indeed for truth, but themselves erring and
+fallible creatures; the witnesses had been full of lies, the judges of
+darkness. But here was a court composed of heavenly witnesses--here was
+a righteous tribunal--and then at last a judge that could not be
+deceived. The judge smote with his eye a person who sought to hide
+himself in the crowd; the guilty man stepped forward; the poor prisoner
+was called up to the presence of the mighty judge; suddenly the voice
+of a little child was heard ascending before her. Then the trumpet
+sounded once again; and then there were new heavens and a new earth;
+and her tears and her agitation (for she had seen her little Francis)
+awoke the poor palpitating dreamer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Two months passed on: nothing could possibly be done materially to
+raise the standard of those wretched accommodations which the house
+offered. The dilapidated walls, the mouldering plaster, the blackened
+mantel-pieces, the stained and polluted wainscots--what could be
+attempted to hide or to repair all this by those who durst not venture
+abroad? Yet whatever could be done, Hannah did; and, in the mean time,
+very soon indeed my Agnes ceased to see or to be offended by these
+objects. First of all her sight went from her; and nothing which
+appealed to that sense could ever more offend her. It is to me the one
+only consolation I have, that my presence and that of Hannah, with such
+innocent frauds as we concerted together, made her latter days pass in
+a heavenly calm, by persuading her that our security was absolute, and
+that all search after us had ceased, under a belief on the part of
+Government that we had gained the shelter of a foreign land. All this
+was a delusion; but it was a delusion--blessed be Heaven! which lasted
+exactly as long as her life, and was just commensurate with its
+necessity. I hurry over the final circumstances.
+
+There was fortunately now, even for me, no fear that the hand of any
+policeman or emissary of justice could effectually disturb the latter
+days of my wife; for, besides pistols always lying loaded in an inner
+room, there happened to be a long narrow passage on entering the house,
+which, by means of a blunderbuss, I could have swept effectually, and
+cleared many times over; and I know what to do in a last extremity.
+Just two months it was, to a day, since we had entered the house; and
+it happened that the medical attendant upon Agnes, who awakened no
+suspicion by his visits, had prescribed some opiate or anodyne which
+had not come; being dark early, for it was now September, I had
+ventured out to fetch it. In this I conceived there could be no danger.
+On my return I saw a man examining the fastenings of the door. He made
+no opposition to my entrance, nor seemed much to observe it--but I was
+disturbed. Two hours after, both Hannah and I heard a noise about the
+door, and voices in low conversation. It is remarkable that Agnes heard
+this also--so quick had grown her hearing. She was agitated, but was
+easily calmed; and at ten o'clock we were all in bed. The hand of Agnes
+was in mine; so only she felt herself in security. She had been
+restless for an hour, and talking at intervals in sleep. Once she
+certainly wakened, for she pressed her lips to mine. Two minutes after,
+I heard something in her breathing which did not please me. I rose
+hastily--brought a light--raised her head--two long, long gentle
+sighs, that scarcely moved the lips, were all that could be perceived.
+At that moment, at that very moment, Hannah called out to me that the
+door was surrounded. 'Open it!' I said; six men entered; Agnes it was
+they sought; I pointed to the bed; they advanced, gazed, and walked
+away in silence.
+
+After this I wandered about, caring little for life or its affairs, and
+roused only at times to think of vengeance upon all who had contributed
+to lay waste my happiness. In this pursuit, however, I was confounded
+as much by my own thoughts as by the difficulties of accomplishing my
+purpose. To assault and murder either of the two principal agents in
+this tragedy, what would it be, what other effect could it have, than
+to invest them with the character of injured and suffering people, and
+thus to attract a pity or a forgiveness at least to their persons which
+never otherwise could have illustrated their deaths? I remembered,
+indeed, the words of a sea-captain who had taken such vengeance as had
+offered at the moment upon his bitter enemy and persecutor (a young
+passenger on board his ship), who had informed against him at the
+Custom-house on his arrival in port, and had thus effected the
+confiscation of his ship, and the ruin of the captain's family. The
+vengeance, and it was all that circumstances allowed, consisted in
+coming behind the young man clandestinely and pushing him into the deep
+waters of the dock, when, being unable to swim, he perished by
+drowning. 'And the like,' said the captain, when musing on his trivial
+vengeance, 'and the like happens to many an honest sailor.' Yes,
+thought I, the captain was right. The momentary shock of a pistol-
+bullet--what is it? Perhaps it may save the wretch after all from the
+pangs of some lingering disease; and then again I shall have the
+character of a murderer, if known to have shot him; he will with many
+people have no such character, but at worst the character of a man too
+harsh (they will say), and possibly mistaken in protecting his
+property. And then, if not known as the man who shot him, where is the
+shadow even of vengeance? Strange it seemed to me, and passing strange,
+that I should be the person to urge arguments in behalf of letting this
+man escape. For at one time I had as certainly, as inexorably, doomed
+him as ever I took any resolution in my life. But the fact is, and I
+began to see it upon closer view, it is not easy by any means to take
+an adequate vengeance for any injury beyond a very trivial standard;
+and that with common magnanimity one does not care to avenge. Whilst I
+was in this mood of mind, still debating with myself whether I should
+or should not contaminate my hands with the blood of this monster, and
+still unable to shut my eyes upon one fact, viz. that my buried Agnes
+could above all things have urged me to abstain from such acts of
+violence, too evidently useless, listlessly and scarcely knowing what I
+was in quest of, I strayed by accident into a church where a venerable
+old man was preaching at the very moment I entered; he was either
+delivering as a text, or repeating in the course of his sermon, these
+words--'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord.' By some
+accident also he fixed his eyes upon me at the moment; and this
+concurrence with the subject then occupying my thoughts so much
+impressed me, that I determined very seriously to review my half-formed
+purposes of revenge; and well it was that I did so: for in that same
+week an explosion of popular fury brought the life of this wretched
+Barratt to a shocking termination, pretty much resembling the fate of
+the De Witts in Holland. And the consequences to me were such, and so
+full of all the consolation and indemnification which this world could
+give me, that I have often shuddered since then at the narrow escape I
+had had from myself intercepting this remarkable retribution. The
+villain had again been attempting to play off the same hellish scheme
+with a beautiful young rustic which had succeeded in the case of my
+ill-fated Agnes. But the young woman in this instance had a high, and,
+in fact, termagant spirit. Rustic as she was, she had been warned of
+the character of the man; everybody, in fact, was familiar with the
+recent tragedy. Either her lover or her brother happened to be waiting
+for her outside the window. He saw in part the very tricks in the act
+of perpetration by which some article or other, meant to be claimed as
+stolen property, was conveyed into a parcel she had incautiously laid
+down. He heard the charge against her made by Barratt, and seconded by
+his creatures--heard her appeal--sprang to her aid--dragged the ruffian
+into the street, when in less time than the tale could be told, and
+before the police (though tolerably alert) could effectually interpose
+for his rescue, the mob had so used or so abused the opportunity they
+had long wished for, that he remained the mere disfigured wreck of what
+had once been a man, rather than a creature with any resemblance to
+humanity. I myself heard the uproar at a distance, and the shouts and
+yells of savage exultation; they were sounds I shall never forget,
+though I did not at that time know them for what they were, or
+understood their meaning. The result, however, to me was something
+beyond this, and worthy to have been purchased with my heart's blood.
+Barratt still breathed; spite of his mutilations he could speak; he was
+rational. One only thing he demanded--it was that his dying confession
+might be taken. Two magistrates and a clergyman attended. He gave a
+list of those whom he had trepanned, and had failed to trepan, by his
+artifices and threats, into the sacrifice of their honor. He expired
+before the record was closed, but not before he had placed my wife's
+name in the latter list as the one whose injuries in his dying moments
+most appalled him. This confession on the following day went into the
+hands of the hostile minister, and my revenge was perfect.
+
+
+
+
+THE SPANISH NUN.
+
+
+Why is it that _Adventures_ are so generally repulsive to people of
+meditative minds? It is for the same reason that any other want of law,
+that any other anarchy is repulsive. Floating passively from action to
+action, as helplessly as a withered leaf surrendered to the breath of
+winds, the human spirit (out of which comes all grandeur of human
+motions) is exhibited in mere _Adventures_, as either entirely laid
+asleep, or as acting only by lower organs that regulate the _means_,
+whilst the _ends_ are derived from alien sources, and are imperiously
+predetermined. It is a case of exception, however, when even amongst
+such adventures the agent reacts upon his own difficulties and
+necessities by a temper of extraordinary courage, and a mind of
+premature decision. Further strength arises to such an exception, if
+the very moulding accidents of the life, if the very external coercions
+are themselves unusually romantic. They may thus gain a separate
+interest of their own. And, lastly, the whole is locked into validity
+of interest, even for the psychological philosopher, by complete
+authentication of its truth. In the case now brought before him, the
+reader must not doubt; for no memoir exists, or personal biography,
+that is so trebly authenticated by proofs and attestations direct and
+collateral. From the archives of the Royal Marine at Seville, from the
+autobiography or the heroine, from contemporary chronicles, and from
+several official sources scattered in and out of Spain, some of them
+ecclesiastical, the amplest proofs have been drawn, and may yet be
+greatly extended, of the extraordinary events here recorded. M. de
+Ferrer, a Spaniard of much research, and originally incredulous as to
+the facts, published about seventeen years ago a selection from the
+leading documents, accompanied by his _palinode_ as to their accuracy.
+His materials have been since used for the basis of more than one
+narrative, not inaccurate, in French, German and Spanish journals of
+high authority. It is seldom the case that French writers err by
+prolixity. They _have_ done so in this case. The present narrative,
+which contains no sentence derived from any foreign one, has the great
+advantage of close compression; my own pages, after equating the size,
+being as 1 to 3 of the shortest continental form. In the mode of
+narration, I am vain enough to flatter myself that the reader will find
+little reason to hesitate between us. Mine at least, weary nobody;
+which is more than can be always said for the continental versions.
+
+On a night in the year 1592, (but which night is a secret liable to 365
+answers,) a Spanish '_son of somebody_,' [Footnote: _i.e._ 'Hidalgo']
+in the fortified town of St. Sebastian, received the disagreeable
+intelligence from a nurse, that his wife had just presented him with a
+daughter. No present that the poor misjudging lady could possibly have
+made him was so entirely useless for any purpose of his. He had three
+daughters already, which happened to be more by 2+1 than _his_
+reckoning assumed as a reasonable allowance of daughters. A
+supernumerary son might have been stowed away; but daughters in excess
+were the very nuisance of Spain. He did, therefore, what in such cases
+every proud and lazy Spanish gentleman was apt to do--he wrapped the
+new little daughter, odious to his paternal eyes, in a pocket
+handkerchief; and then, wrapping up his own throat with a good deal
+more care, off he bolted to the neighboring convent of St. Sebastian,
+not merely of that city, but also (amongst several convents) the one
+dedicated to that saint. It is well that in this quarrelsome world we
+quarrel furiously about tastes; since agreeing too closely about the
+objects to be liked and appropriated would breed much more fighting
+than is bred by disagreeing. That little human tadpole, which the old
+toad of a father would not suffer to stay ten minutes in his house,
+proved as welcome at the nunnery of St. Sebastian as she was odious
+elsewhere. The superior of the convent was aunt, by the mother's side,
+to the new-born stranger. She, therefore, kissed and blessed the little
+lady. The poor nuns, who were never to have any babies of their own,
+and were languishing for some amusement, perfectly doated on this
+prospect of a wee pet. The superior thanked the hidalgo for his very
+splendid present. The nuns thanked him each and all; until the old
+crocodile actually began to cry and whimper sentimentally at what he
+now perceived to be excess of munificence in himself. Munificence,
+indeed, he remarked, was his foible next after parental tenderness.
+
+What a luxury it is sometimes to a cynic that there go two words to a
+bargain. In the convent of St. Sebastian all was gratitude; gratitude
+(as aforesaid) to the hidalgo from all the convent for his present,
+until at last the hidalgo began to express gratitude to _them_ for
+their gratitude to _him_. Then came a rolling fire of thanks to
+St. Sebastian; from the superior, for sending a future saint; from the
+nuns, for sending such a love of a plaything; and, finally, from papa,
+for sending such substantial board and well-bolted lodgings, 'from
+which,' said the malicious old fellow, 'my pussy will never find her
+way out to a thorny and dangerous world.' Won't she? I suspect, son of
+somebody, that the next time you see 'pussy,' which may happen to be
+also the last, will not be in a convent of any kind. At present, whilst
+this general rendering of thanks was going on, one person only took no
+part in them. That person was 'pussy,' whose little figure lay quietly
+stretched out in the arms of a smiling young nun, with eyes nearly
+shut, yet peering a little at the candles. Pussy said nothing. It's of
+no great use to say much, when all the world is against you. But if St.
+Sebastian had enabled her to speak out the whole truth, pussy
+_would_ have said: 'So, Mr. Hidalgo, you have been engaging
+lodgings for me; lodgings for life. Wait a little. We'll try that
+question, when my claws are grown a little longer.'
+
+Disappointment, therefore, was gathering ahead. But for the present
+there was nothing of the kind. That noble old crocodile, papa, was not
+in the least disappointed as regarded _his_ expectation of having
+no anxiety to waste, and no money to pay, on account of his youngest
+daughter. He insisted on his right to forget her; and in a week
+_had_ forgotten her, never to think of her again but once. The
+lady superior, as regarded _her_ demands, was equally content, and
+through a course of several years; for, as often as she asked pussy if
+she would be a saint, pussy replied that she would, if saints were
+allowed plenty of sweetmeats. But least of all were the nuns
+disappointed. Everything that they had fancied possible in a human
+plaything fell short of what pussy realized in racketing, racing, and
+eternal plots against the peace of the elder nuns. No fox ever kept a
+hen-roost in such alarm as pussy kept the dormitory of the senior
+sisters; whilst the younger ladies were run off their legs by the
+eternal wiles, and had their chapel gravity discomposed, even in
+chapel, by the eternal antics of this privileged little kitten.
+
+The kitten had long ago received a baptismal name, which was Kitty;
+this is Catharine, or Kate, or _Hispanice_ Catalina. It was a good
+name, as it recalled her original name of pussy. And, by the way, she
+had also an ancient and honorable surname, viz., _De Erauso_, which is
+to this day a name rooted in Biscay. Her father, the _hidalgo_, was a
+military officer in the Spanish service, and had little care whether
+his kitten should turn out a wolf or a lamb, having made over the fee
+simple of his own interest in the little Kate to St. Sebastian, 'to
+have and to hold,' so long as Kate should keep her hold of this present
+life. Kate had no apparent intention to let slip that hold, for she was
+blooming as a rose-bush in June, tall and strong as a young cedar. Yet,
+notwithstanding this robust health and the strength of the convent
+walls, the time was drawing near when St. Sebastian's lease in Kate
+must, in legal phrase, 'determine;' and any _chateaux en Espagne_, that
+the Saint might have built on the cloisteral fidelity of his pet
+Catalina, must suddenly give way in one hour, like many other vanities
+in our own days of Spanish bonds and promises. After reaching her tenth
+year, Catalina became thoughtful, and not very docile. At times she was
+even headstrong and turbulent, so that the gentle sisterhood of St.
+Sebastian, who had no other pet or plaything in the world, began to
+weep in secret--fearing that they might have been rearing by mistake
+some future tigress--for as to infancy, _that_, you know, is playful
+and innocent even in the cubs of a tigress. But _there_ the ladies were
+going too far. Catalina was impetuous and aspiring, but not cruel. She
+was gentle, if people would let her be so. But woe to those that took
+liberties with _her_! A female servant of the convent, in some
+authority, one day, in passing up the aisle to matins, _wilfully_ gave
+Kate a push; and in return, Kate, who never left her debts in arrear,
+gave the servant for a keepsake a look which that servant carried with
+her in fearful remembrance to her grave. It seemed as if Kate had
+tropic blood in her veins, that continually called her away to the
+tropics. It was all the fault of that 'blue rejoicing sky,' of those
+purple Biscayan mountains, of that tumultuous ocean, which she beheld
+daily from the nunnery gardens. Or, if only half of it was _their_
+fault, the other half lay in those golden tales, streaming upwards even
+into the sanctuaries of convents, like morning mists touched by
+earliest sunlight, of kingdoms overshadowing a new world which had been
+founded by her kinsmen with the simple aid of a horse and a lance. The
+reader is to remember that this is no romance, or at least no fiction,
+that he is reading; and it is proper to remind the reader of real
+romances in Ariosto or our own Spenser, that such martial ladies as the
+_Marfisa_, or _Bradamant_ of the first, and _Britomart_ of the other,
+were really not the improbabilities that modern society imagines. Many
+a stout man, as you will soon see, found that Kate, with a sabre in
+hand, and well mounted, was but too serious a fact.
+
+The day is come--the evening is come--when our poor Kate, that had for
+fifteen years been so tenderly rocked in the arms of St. Sebastian and
+his daughters, and that henceforth shall hardly find a breathing space
+between eternal storms, must see her peaceful cell, must see the holy
+chapel, for the last time. It was at vespers, it was during the
+chanting of the vesper service, that she finally read the secret signal
+for her departure, which long she had been looking for. It happened
+that her aunt, the Lady Principal, had forgotten her breviary. As this
+was in a private 'scrutoire, she did not choose to send a servant for
+it, but gave the key to her niece. The niece, on opening the
+'scrutoire, saw, with that rapidity of eye-glance for the one thing
+needed in any great emergency, which ever attended her through life,
+that _now_ was the moment for an attempt which, if neglected,
+might never return. There lay the total keys, in one massive
+_trousseau_, of that fortress impregnable even to armies from
+without. Saint Sebastian! do you see what your pet is going to do? And
+do it she will, as sure as your name is St. Sebastian. Kate went back
+to her aunt with the breviary and the key; but taking good care to
+leave that awful door, on whose hinge revolved her whole life,
+unlocked. Delivering the two articles to the Superior, she complained
+of a headache--[Ah, Kate! what did you know of headaches, except now
+and then afterwards from a stray bullet, or so?]--upon which her aunt,
+kissing her forehead, dismissed her to bed. Now, then, through three-
+fourths of an hour Kate will have free elbow-room for unanchoring her
+boat, for unshipping her oars, and for pulling ahead right out of St.
+Sebastian's cove into the main ocean of life.
+
+Catalina, the reader is to understand, does not belong to the class of
+persons in whom chiefly I pretend to an interest. But everywhere one
+loves energy and indomitable courage. I, for my part, admire not, by
+preference, anything that points to this world. It is the child of
+reverie and profounder sensibility who turns _away_ from the world as
+hateful and insufficient, that engages _my_ interest: whereas Catalina
+was the very model of the class fitted for facing this world, and who
+express their love to it by fighting with it and kicking it from year
+to year. But, always, what is best in its kind one admires, even though
+the kind be disagreeable. Kate's advantages for her _role_ in this life
+lay in four things, viz., in a well-built person, and a particularly
+strong wrist; 2d, in a heart that nothing could appal; 3d, in a
+sagacious head, never drawn aside from the _hoc age_ [from the instant
+question of life] by any weakness of imagination; 4th, in a tolerably
+thick skin--not literally, for she was fair and blooming, and decidedly
+handsome, having such a skin as became a young woman of family in
+northernmost Spain. But her sensibilities were obtuse as regarded
+_some_ modes of delicacy, _some_ modes of equity, _some_ modes of the
+world's opinion, and _all_ modes whatever of personal hardship. Lay a
+stress on that word _some_--for, as to delicacy, she never lost sight
+of the kind which peculiarly concerns her sex. Long afterwards she told
+the Pope himself, when confessing without disguise her sad and infinite
+wanderings to the paternal old man (and I feel convinced of her
+veracity), that in this respect, even then, at middle age, she was as
+pure as is a child. And, as to equity, it was only that she substituted
+the equity of camps for the polished (but often more iniquitous) equity
+of courts and towns. As to the third item--the world's opinion--I don't
+know that you need lay a stress on _some_; for, generally speaking,
+_all_ that the world did, said, or thought, was alike contemptible in
+her eyes, in which, perhaps, she was not so _very_ far wrong. I must
+add, though at the cost of interrupting the story by two or three more
+sentences, that Catalina had also a fifth advantage, which sounds
+humbly, but is really of use in a world, where even to fold and seal a
+letter adroitly is not the least of accomplishments. She was a _handy_
+girl. She could turn her hand to anything, of which I will give you two
+memorable instances. Was there ever a girl in this world but herself
+that cheated and snapped her fingers at that awful Inquisition, which
+brooded over the convents of Spain, that did this without collusion
+from outside, trusting to nobody, but to herself, and what? to one
+needle, two hanks of thread, and a very inferior pair of scissors? For,
+that the scissors were bad, though Kate does not say so in her memoirs,
+I knew by an _a priori_ argument, viz., because _all_ scissors were bad
+in the year 1607. Now, say all decent logicians, from a universal to a
+particular _valet consequentia_, _all_ scissors were bad: _ergo_,
+_some_ scissors were bad. The second instance of her handiness will
+surprise you even more:--She once stood upon a scaffold, under sentence
+of death--[but, understand, on the evidence of false witnesses]. Jack
+Ketch was absolutely tying the knot under her ear, and the shameful man
+of ropes fumbled so deplorably, that Kate (who by much nautical
+experience had learned from another sort of 'Jack' how a knot _should_
+be tied in this world,) lost all patience with the contemptible artist,
+told him she was ashamed of him, took the rope out of his hand, and
+tied the knot irreproachably herself. The crowd saluted her with a
+festal roll, long and loud, of _vivas_; and this word _viva_ of good
+augury--but stop; let me not anticipate.
+
+From this sketch of Catalina's character, the reader is prepared to
+understand the decision of her present proceeding. She had no time to
+lose: the twilight favored her; but she must get under hiding before
+pursuit commenced. Consequently she lost not one of her forty-five
+minutes in picking and choosing. No _shilly-shally_ in Kate. She
+saw with the eyeball of an eagle what was indispensable. Some little
+money perhaps to pay the first toll-bar of life: so, out of four
+shillings in Aunty's purse, she took one. You can't say _that_ was
+exorbitant. Which of us wouldn't subscribe a shilling for poor Katy to
+put into the first trouser pockets that ever she will wear? I remember
+even yet, as a personal experience, that when first arrayed, at four
+years old, in nankeen trousers, though still so far retaining
+hermaphrodite relations of dress as to wear a petticoat above my
+trousers, all my female friends (because they pitied me, as one that
+had suffered from years of ague) filled my pockets with half-crowns, of
+which I can render no account at this day. But what were my poor
+pretensions by the side of Kate's? Kate was a fine blooming girl of
+fifteen, with no touch of ague, and, before the next sun rises, Kate
+shall draw on her first trousers, and made by her own hand; and, that
+she may do so, of all the valuables in Aunty's repository she takes
+nothing beside the shilling, _quantum sufficit_ of thread, one
+stout needle, and (as I told you before, if you would please to
+remember things) one bad pair of scissors. Now she was ready; ready to
+cast off St. Sebastian's towing-rope; ready to cut and run for port
+anywhere. The finishing touch of her preparations was to pick out the
+proper keys: even there she showed the same discretion. She did do no
+gratuitous mischief. She did not take the wine-cellar key, which would
+have irritated the good father confessor; she took those keys only that
+belonged to _her_, if ever keys did; for they were the keys that
+locked her out from her natural birthright of liberty. 'Show me,' says
+the Romish Casuist, 'her right in law to let herself out of that
+nunnery.' 'Show us,' we reply, '_your_ right to lock her in.'
+
+Right or wrong, however, in strict casuistry, Kate was resolved to let
+herself out; and _did_ so; and, for fear any man should creep in whilst
+vespers lasted, and steal the kitchen grate, she locked her old friends
+_in_. Then she sought a shelter. The air was not cold. She hurried into
+a chestnut wood, and upon withered leaves slept till dawn. Spanish diet
+and youth leaves the digestion undisordered, and the slumbers light.
+When the lark rose, up rose Catalina. No time to lose, for she was
+still in the dress of a nun, and liable to be arrested by any man in
+Spain. With her _armed_ finger, [aye, by the way, I forgot the thimble;
+but Kate did _not_]--she set to work upon her amply-embroidered
+petticoat. She turned it wrong side out; and with the magic that only
+female hands possess, she had soon sketched and finished a dashing pair
+of Wellington trousers. All other changes were made according to the
+materials she possessed, and quite sufficiently to disguise the two
+main perils--her sex, and her monastic dedication. What was she to do
+next. Speaking of Wellington trousers would remind _us_, but could
+hardly remind _her_, of Vittoria, where she dimly had heard of some
+maternal relative. To Vittoria, therefore, she bent her course; and,
+like the Duke of Wellington, but arriving more than two centuries
+earlier, [though _he_ too is an early riser,] she gained a great
+victory at that place. She had made a two days' march, baggage far in
+the rear, and no provisions but wild berries; she depended for anything
+better, as light-heartedly as the Duke, upon attacking, sword in hand,
+storming her dear friend's entrenchments, and effecting a lodgment in
+his breakfast-room, should he happen to have one. This amiable
+relative, an elderly man, had but one foible, or perhaps one virtue in
+this world; but _that_ he had in perfection,--it was pedantry. On that
+hint Catalina spoke: she knew by heart, from the services of the
+convent, a few Latin phrases. Latin!--Oh, but _that_ was charming; and
+in one so young! The grave Don owned the soft impeachment; relented at
+once, and clasped the hopeful young gentleman in the Wellington
+trousers to his _uncular_ and rather angular breast. In this house the
+yarn of life was of a mingled quality. The table was good, but that was
+exactly what Kate cared little about. The amusement was of the worst
+kind. It consisted chiefly in conjugating Latin verbs, especially such
+as were obstinately irregular. To show him a withered frost-bitten
+verb, that wanted its preterite, wanted its supines, wanted, in fact,
+everything in this world, fruits or blossoms, that make a verb
+desirable, was to earn the Don's gratitude for life. All day long he
+was marching and countermarching his favorite brigades of verbs--verbs
+frequentative, verbs inceptive, verbs desiderative--horse, foot, and
+artillery; changing front, advancing from the rear, throwing out
+skirmishing parties, until Kate, not given to faint, must have thought
+of such a resource, as once in her life she had thought so seasonably
+of a vesper headache. This was really worse than St. Sebastian's. It
+reminds one of a French gayety in Thiebault or some such author, who
+describes a rustic party, under equal despair, as employing themselves
+in conjugating the verb _s'ennuyer,--Je m'ennuie, tu t'ennuies, il
+s'ennuit; nous nous ennuyons_, &c.; thence to the imperfect--_Je
+m'ennuyois, tu t'ennuyois_, &c.; thence to the imperative--_Qu'il
+s'ennuye_, &c.; and so on through the whole melancholy conjugation.
+Now, you know, when the time comes that, _nous nous ennuyons_, the best
+course is, to part. Kate saw _that_; and she walked off from the Don's
+[of whose amorous passion for defective verbs one would have wished to
+know the catastrophe], and took from his mantel-piece rather move
+silver than she had levied on her aunt. But the Don also was a
+relative; and really he owed her a small cheque on his banker for
+turning out on his field-days. A man, if he _is_ a kinsman, has no
+right to bore one _gratis_.
+
+From Vittoria, Kate was guided by a carrier to Valladolid. Luckily, as
+it seemed at first, but it made little difference in the end, here, at
+Valladolid, were the King and his Court. Consequently, there was plenty
+of regiments and plenty of regimental bands. Attracted by one of these,
+Catalina was quietly listening to the music, when some street ruffians,
+in derision of the gay colors and the form of her forest-made costume--
+[rascals! one would like to have seen what sort of trousers _they_
+would have made with no better scissors!]--began to pelt her with
+stones. Ah, my friends, of the genus _blackguard_, you little know
+who it is that you are selecting for experiments. This is the one
+creature of fifteen in all Spain, be the other male or female, whom
+nature, and temper, and provocation have qualified for taking the
+conceit out of you. This she very soon did, laying open a head or two
+with a sharp stone, and letting out rather too little than too much of
+bad Valladolid blood. But mark the constant villany of this world.
+Certain Alguazils--very like some other Alguazils that I know nearer
+home--having stood by quietly to see the friendless stranger insulted
+and assaulted, now felt it their duty to apprehend the poor nun for
+murderous violence: and had there been such a thing as a treadmill in
+Valladolid, Kate was booked for a place on it without further inquiry.
+Luckily, injustice does not _always_ prosper. A gallant young
+cavalier, who had witnessed from his windows the whole affair, had seen
+the provocation, and admired Catalina's behavior--equally patient at
+first and bold at last--hastened into the street, pursued the officers,
+forced them to release their prisoner, upon stating the circumstances
+of the case, and instantly offered Catalina a situation amongst his
+retinue. He was a man of birth and fortune; and the place offered, that
+of an honorary page, not being at all degrading even to a 'daughter of
+somebody,' was cheerfully accepted. Here Catalina spent a happy month.
+She was now splendidly dressed in dark blue velvet, by a tailor that
+did not work within the gloom of a chestnut forest. She and the young
+cavalier, Don Francisco de Cardenas, were mutually pleased, and had
+mutual confidence. All went well--when one evening, but, luckily, not
+until the sun had been set so long as to make all things indistinct,
+who should march into the ante-chamber of the cavalier but that sublime
+of crocodiles, _Papa_, that we lost sight of fifteen years ago,
+and shall never see again after this night. He had his crocodile tears
+all ready for use, in working order, like a good industrious fire-
+engine. It was absolutely to Catalina herself that he advanced; whom,
+for many reasons, he could not be supposed to recognise--lapse of
+years, male attire, twilight, were all against him. Still, she might
+have the family countenance; and Kate thought he looked with a
+suspicious scrutiny into her face, as he inquired for the young Don. To
+avert her own face, to announce him to Don Francisco, to wish him on
+the shores of that ancient river for crocodiles, the Nile, furnished
+but one moment's work to the active Catalina. She lingered, however, as
+her place entitled her to do, at the door of the audience chamber. She
+guessed already, but in a moment she _heard_ from papa's lips what
+was the nature of his errand. His daughter Catharine, he informed the
+Don, had eloped from the convent of St. Sebastian, a place rich in
+delight. Then he laid open the unparalleled ingratitude of such a step.
+Oh, the unseen treasure that had been spent upon that girl! Oh, the
+untold sums of money that he had sunk in that unhappy speculation! The
+nights of sleeplessness suffered during her infancy! The fifteen years
+of solicitude thrown away in schemes for her improvement! It would have
+moved the heart of a stone. The _hidalgo_ wept copiously at his
+own pathos. And to such a height of grandeur had he carried his Spanish
+sense of the sublime, that he disdained to mention the pocket-
+handkerchief which he had left at St. Sebastian's fifteen years ago, by
+way of envelope for 'pussy,' and which, to the best of pussy's
+knowledge, was the one sole memorandum of papa ever heard of at St.
+Sebastian's. Pussy, however, saw no use in revising and correcting the
+text of papa's remembrances. She showed her usual prudence, and her
+usual incomparable decision. It did not appear, as yet, that she would
+be reclaimed, or was at all suspected for the fugitive by her father.
+For it is an instance of that singular fatality which pursued Catalina
+through life, that, to her own astonishment, (as she now collected from
+her father's conference,) nobody had traced her to Valladolid, nor had
+her father's visit any connection with suspicious travelling in that
+direction. The case was quite different. Strangely enough, her street
+row had thrown her into the one sole household in all Spain that had an
+official connection with St. Sebastian's. That convent had been founded
+by the young cavalier's family; and, according to the usage of Spain,
+the young man (as present representative of his house) was the
+responsible protector of the establishment. It was not to the Don, as
+harborer of his daughter, but to the Don, as _ex officio_ visitor
+of the convent, that the hidalgo was appealing. Probably Kate might
+have staid safely some time longer. Yet, again, this would but have
+multiplied the clues for tracing her; and, finally, she would too
+probably have been discovered; after which, with all his youthful
+generosity, the poor Don could not have protected her. Too terrific was
+the vengeance that awaited an abettor of any fugitive nun; but, above
+all, if such a crime were perpetrated by an official mandatory of the
+church. Yet, again, so far it was the more hazardous course to abscond,
+that it almost revealed her to the young Don as the missing daughter.
+Still, if it really _had_ that effect, nothing at present obliged
+him to pursue her, as might have been the case a few weeks later. Kate
+argued (I dare say) rightly, as she always did. Her prudence whispered
+eternally, that safety there was none for her, until she had laid the
+Atlantic between herself and St. Sebastian's. Life was to be for
+_her_ a Bay of Biscay; and it was odds but she had first embarked
+upon this billowy life from the literal Bay of Biscay. Chance ordered
+otherwise. Or, as a Frenchman says with eloquent ingenuity, in
+connection with this story, 'Chance is but the _pseudonyme_ of God
+for those particular cases which he does not subscribe openly with his
+own sign manual.' She crept up stairs to her bed-room. Simple are the
+travelling preparations of those that, possessing nothing, have no
+imperials to pack. She had Juvenal's qualification for carolling gaily
+through a forest full of robbers; for she had nothing to lose but a
+change of linen, that rode easily enough under her left arm, leaving
+the right free for answering any questions of impertinent customers. As
+she crept down stairs, she heard the Crocodile still weeping forth his
+sorrows to the pensive ear of twilight, and to the sympathetic Don
+Francisco. Now, it would not have been filial or lady-like for Kate to
+do what I am going to suggest; but what a pity that some gay brother
+page had not been there to turn aside into the room, armed with a
+roasted potato, and, taking a sportsman's aim, to have lodged it in the
+Crocodile's abominable mouth. Yet, what an anachronism! There
+_were_ no roasted potatoes in Spain at that date, and very few in
+England. But anger drives a man to say anything.
+
+Catalina had seen her last of friends and enemies in Valladolid. Short
+was her time there; but she had improved it so far as to make a few of
+both. There was an eye or two in Valladolid that would have glared with
+malice upon her, had she been seen by _all_ eyes in that city, as
+she tripped through the streets in the dusk; and eyes there were that
+would have softened into tears, had they seen the desolate condition of
+the child, or in vision had seen the struggles that were before her.
+But what's the use of wasting tears upon our Kate? Wait till to-morrow
+morning at sunrise, and see if she is particularly in need of pity.
+What now should a young lady do--I propose it as a subject for a prize
+essay--that finds herself in Valladolid at nighfall, having no letters
+of introduction, not aware of any reason great or small for preferring
+any street in general, except so far as she knows of some reason for
+avoiding one or two streets in particular? The great problem I have
+stated, Kate investigated as she went along; and she solved it with the
+accuracy with which she ever applied to _practical_ exigencies.
+Her conclusion was--that the best door to knock at in such a case was
+the door where there was no need to knock at all, as being unfastened,
+and open to all comers. For she argued that within such a door there
+would be nothing to steal, so that, at least, you could not be mistaken
+in the ark for a thief. Then, as to stealing from _her_, they
+might do that if they could.
+
+Upon these principles, which hostile critics will in vain endeavor to
+undermine, she laid her hand upon what seemed a rude stable door. Such
+it proved. There was an empty cart inside, certainly there was, but you
+couldn't take _that_ away in your pocket; and there were five
+loads of straw, but then of those a lady could take no more than her
+_reticule_ would carry, which perhaps was allowed by the courtesy
+of Spain. So Kate was right as to the difficulty of being challenged
+for a thief. Closing the door as gently as she had opened it, she
+dropped her person, dressed as she was, upon the nearest heap of straw.
+Some ten feet further were lying two muleteers, honest and happy
+enough, as compared with the lords of the bed-chamber then in
+Valladolid: but still gross men, carnally deaf from eating garlic and
+onions, and other horrible substances. Accordingly, they never heard
+her, nor were aware, until dawn, that such a blooming person existed.
+But she was aware of _them_, and of their conversation. They were
+talking of an expedition for America, on the point of sailing under Don
+Ferdinand de Cordova. It was to sail from some Andalusian port. That
+was the very thing for _her_. At daylight she woke, and jumped up,
+needing no more toilet than the birds that already were singing in the
+gardens, or than the two muleteers, who, good, honest fellows, saluted
+the handsome boy kindly--thinking no ill at his making free with
+_their_ straw, though no leave had been asked.
+
+With these philo-garlic men Kate took her departure. The morning was
+divine: and leaving Valladolid with the transports that befitted such a
+golden dawn, feeling also already, in the very obscurity of her exit,
+the pledge of her escape; she cared no longer for the Crocodile, or for
+St. Sebastian, or (in the way of fear) for the protector of St.
+Sebastian, though of _him_ she thought with some tenderness; so
+deep is the remembrance of kindness mixed with justice. Andalusia she
+reached rather slowly; but many months before she was sixteen years
+old, and quite in time for the expedition. St. Lucar being the port of
+rendezvous for the Peruvian expedition, thither she went. All comers
+were welcome on board the fleet; much more a fine young fellow like
+Kate. She was at once engaged as a mate; and _her_ ship, in
+particular, after doubling Cape Horn without loss, made the coast of
+Peru. Paita was the port of her destination. Very near to this port
+they were, when a storm threw them upon a coral reef. There was little
+hope of the ship from the first, for she was unmanageable, and was not
+expected to hold together for twenty-four hours. In this condition,
+with death before their faces, mark what Kate did; and please to
+remember it for her benefit, when she does any other little thing that
+angers you. The crew lowered the long-boat. Vainly the captain
+protested against this disloyal desertion of a king's ship, which might
+yet perhaps be run on shore, so as to save the stores. All the crew, to
+a man, deserted the captain. You may say _that_ literally; for the
+single exception was _not_ a man, being our bold-hearted Kate. She
+was the only sailor that refused to leave her captain, or the king of
+Spain's ship. The rest pulled away for the shore, and with fair hopes
+of reaching it. But one half-hour told another tale: just about that
+time came a broad sheet of lightning, which, through the darkness of
+evening, revealed the boat in the very act of mounting like a horse
+upon an inner reef, instantly filling, and throwing out the crew, every
+man of whom disappeared amongst the breakers. The night which succeeded
+was gloomy for both the representatives of his Catholic Majesty. It
+cannot be denied by the greatest of philosophers, that the muleteer's
+stable at Valladolid was worth twenty such ships, though the stable was
+_not_ insured against fire, and the ship _was_ insured against the sea
+and the wind by some fellow that thought very little of his
+engagements. But what's the use of sitting down to cry? That was never
+any trick of Catalina's. By daybreak, she was at work with an axe
+in her hand. I knew it, before ever I came to this place, in her
+memoirs. I felt, as sure as if I had read it, that when day broke, we
+should find Kate hard at work. Thimble or axe, trousers or raft, all
+one to _her_.
+
+The Captain, though true to his duty, seems to have desponded. He gave
+no help towards the raft. Signs were speaking, however, pretty loudly
+that he must do something; for notice to quit was now served pretty
+liberally. Kate's raft was ready; and she encouraged the captain to
+think that it would give both of them something to hold by in swimming,
+if not even carry double. At this moment, when all was waiting for a
+start, and the ship herself was waiting for a final lurch, to say
+_Good-bye_ to the King of Spain, Kate went and did a thing which
+some misjudging people will object to. She knew of a box laden with
+gold coins, reputed to be the King of Spain's, and meant for
+contingencies in the voyage out. This she smashed open with her axe,
+and took a sum equal to one hundred guineas English; which, having well
+secured in a pillow-case, she then lashed firmly to the raft. Now this,
+you know, though not _flotsam_, because it would not float, was
+certainly, by maritime law, '_jetsom_.' It would be the idlest of
+scruples to fancy that the sea or a shark had a better right to it than
+a philosopher, or a splendid girl who showed herself capable of writing
+a very fair 8vo, to say nothing of her decapitating in battle several
+of the king's enemies, and recovering the king's banner. No sane
+moralist would hesitate to do the same thing under the same
+circumstances, on board an English vessel, though the First Lord of the
+Admiralty should be looking on. The raft was now thrown into the sea.
+Kate jumped after it, and then entreated the captain to follow her. He
+attempted it; but, wanting her youthful agility, he struck his head
+against a spar, and sank like lead, giving notice below that his ship
+was coming. Kate mounted the raft, and was gradually washed ashore, but
+so exhausted, as to have lost all recollection. She lay for hours until
+the warmth of the sun revived her. On sitting up, she saw a desolate
+shore stretching both ways--nothing to eat, nothing to drink, but
+fortunately the raft and the money had been thrown near her; none of
+the lashings having given way--only what is the use of a guinea amongst
+tangle and sea-gulls? The money she distributed amongst her pockets,
+and soon found strength to rise and march forward. But which _was_
+forward? and which backward? She knew by the conversation of the
+sailors that Paita must be in the neighborhood; and Paita, being a
+port, could not be in the inside of Peru, but, of course, somewhere on
+its outside--and the outside of a maritime land must be the shore; so
+that, if she kept the shore, and went far enough, she could not fail of
+hitting her foot against Paita at last, in the very darkest night,
+provided only she could first find out which was _up_ and which
+was _down_; else she might walk her shoes off, and find herself
+six thousand miles in the wrong. Here was an awkward case, all for want
+of a guide-post. Still, when one thinks of Kate's prosperous horoscope,
+that after so long a voyage, _she_ only, out of the total crew,
+was thrown on the American shore, with one hundred and five pounds in
+her purse of clear gain on the voyage, a conviction arises that she
+_could_ not guess wrongly. She might have tossed up, having coins
+in her pocket, _heads or tails_? but this kind of sortilege was
+then coming to be thought irreligious in Christendom, as a Jewish and a
+Heathen mode of questioning the dark future. She simply guessed,
+therefore; and very soon a thing happened which, though adding nothing
+to strengthen her guess as a true one, did much to sweeten it if it
+should prove a false one. On turning a point of the shore, she came
+upon a barrel of biscuit washed ashore from the ship. Biscuit is about
+the best thing I know, but it is the soonest spoiled; and one would
+like to hear counsel on one puzzling point, why it is that a touch of
+water utterly ruins it, taking its life, and leaving a _caput
+mortuum_ corpse! Upon this _caput_ Kate breakfasted, though
+_her_ case was worse than mine; for any water that ever plagued
+_me_ was always fresh; now _hers_ was a present from the
+Pacific ocean. She, that was always prudent, packed up some of the
+Catholic king's biscuit, as she had previously packed up far too little
+of his gold. But in such cases a most delicate question occurs,
+pressing equally on medicine and algebra. It is this: if you pack up
+too much, then, by this extra burthen of salt provisions, you may
+retard for days your arrival at fresh provisions; on the other hand, if
+you pack up too little, you may never arrive at all. Catalina hit the
+_juste milieu;_ and about twilight on the second day, she found
+herself entering Paita, without having had to swim any river in her
+walk.
+
+The first thing, in such a case of distress, which a young lady does,
+even if she happens to be a young gentleman, is to beautify her dress.
+Kate always attended to _that_, as we know, having overlooked her
+in the chestnut wood. The man she sent for was not properly a tailor,
+but one who employed tailors, he himself furnishing the materials. His
+name was Urquiza, a fact of very little importance to us in 1847, if it
+had stood only at the head and foot of Kate's little account. But
+unhappily for Kate's _debut_ on this vast American stage, the case
+was otherwise. Mr. Urquiza had the misfortune (equally common in the
+old world and the new) of being a knave; and also a showy specious
+knave. Kate, who had prospered under sea allowances of biscuit and
+hardship, was now expanding in proportions. With very little vanity or
+consciousness on that head, she now displayed a really fine person;
+and, when drest anew in the way that became a young officer in the
+Spanish service, she looked [Footnote: _'She looked,' etc_. If
+ever the reader should visit Aix-la-Chapelle, he will probably feel
+interest enough in the poor, wild impassioned girl, to look out for a
+picture of her in that city, and the only one known _certainly_ to
+be authentic. It is in the collection of Mr. Sempeller. For some time
+it was supposed that the best (if not the only) portrait of her lurked
+somewhere in Italy. Since the discovery of the picture at Aix-la-
+Chapelle, that notion has been abandoned. But there is great reason to
+believe that, both in Madrid and Rome, many portraits of her must have
+been painted to meet the intense interest which arose in her history
+subsequently amongst all the men of rank, military or ecclesiastical,
+whether in Italy or Spain. The date of these would range between
+sixteen and twenty-two years from, the period which we have now reached
+(1608.)] the representative picture of a Spanish _caballador_. It
+is strange that such an appearance, and such a rank, should have
+suggested to Urquiza the presumptuous idea of wishing that Kate might
+become his clerk. He _did_, however wish it; for Kate wrote a
+beautiful hand; and a stranger thing is, that Kate accepted his
+proposal. This might arise from the difficulty of moving in those days
+to any distance in Peru. The ship had been merely bringing stores to
+the station of Paita; and no corps of the royal armies was readily to
+be reached, whilst something must be done at once for a livelihood.
+Urquiza had two mercantile establishments, one at Trujillo, to which he
+repaired in person, on Kate's agreeing to undertake the management of
+the other in Paita. Like the sensible girl, that we have always found
+her, she demanded specific instructions for her guidance in duties so
+new. Certainly she was in a fair way for seeing life. Telling her beads
+at St. Sebastian's, manoeuvreing irregular verbs at Vittoria, acting as
+gentleman-usher at Valladolid, serving his Spanish Majesty round Cape
+Horn, fighting with storms and sharks off the coast of Peru, and now
+commencing as book-keeper or _commis_ to a draper at Paita, does
+she not justify the character that I myself gave her, just before
+dismissing her from St. Sebastian's, of being a 'handy' girl? Mr.
+Urquiza's instructions were short, easy to be understood, but rather
+comic; and yet, which is odd, they led to tragic results. There were
+two debtors of the shop, (_many_, it is to be hoped, but two
+meriting his affectionate notice,) with respect to whom he left the
+most opposite directions. The one was a very handsome lady; and the
+rule as to _her_ was, that she was to have credit unlimited,
+strictly unlimited. That was plain. The other customer, favored by Mr.
+Urquiza's valedictory thoughts, was a young man, cousin to the handsome
+lady, and bearing the name of Reyes. This youth occupied in Mr.
+Urquiza's estimate the same hyperbolical rank as the handsome lady, but
+on the opposite side of the equation. The rule as to _him_ was--
+that he was to have _no_ credit; strictly none. In this case,
+also, Kate saw no difficulty; and when she came to know Mr. Reyes a
+little, she found the path of pleasure coinciding with the path of
+duty. Mr. Urquiza could not be more precise in laying down the rule
+than Kate was in enforcing it. But in the other case a scruple arose.
+_Unlimited_ might be a word, not of Spanish law, but of Spanish
+rhetoric; such as '_Live a thousand years_,' which even annuity
+offices hear, and perhaps utter, without a pang. Kate, therefore, wrote
+to Trujillo, expressing her honest fears, and desiring to have more
+definite instructions. These were positive. If the lady chose to send
+for the entire shop, her account was to be debited instantly with
+_that_. She had, however, as yet, not sent for the shop, but she
+began to manifest strong signs of sending for the shop _man_. Upon
+the blooming young Biscayan had her roving eye settled; and she was in
+a course of making up her mind to take Kate for a sweetheart. Poor Kate
+saw this with a heavy heart. And, at the same time that she had a
+prospect of a tender friend more than she wanted, she had become
+certain of an extra enemy that she wanted quite as little. What she had
+done to offend Mr. Reyes, Kate could not guess, except as to the matter
+of the credit; but then, in that, she only executed her instructions.
+Still Mr. Reyes was of opinion that there were two ways of executing
+orders: but the main offence was unintentional on Kate's part. Reyes,
+though as yet she did not know it, had himself been a candidate for the
+situation of clerk; and intended probably to keep the equation
+precisely as it was with respect to the allowance of credit, only to
+change places with the handsome lady--keeping _her_ on the
+negative side, himself on the affirmative--an arrangement that you know
+could have made no sort of pecuniary difference to Urquiza.
+
+Thus stood matters, when a party of strolling players strolled into
+Paita. Kate, as a Spaniard, being one held of the Paita aristocracy,
+was expected to attend. She did so; and there also was the malignant
+Reyes. He came and seated himself purposely so as to shut out Kate from
+all view of the stage. She, who had nothing of the bully in her nature,
+and was a gentle creature when her wild Biscayan blood had not been
+kindled by insult, courteously requested him to move a little; upon
+which Reyes remarked that it was not in his power to oblige the clerk
+as to that, but that he _could_ oblige him by cutting his throat.
+The tiger that slept in Catalina wakened at once. She seized him, and
+would have executed vengeance on the spot, but that a party of young
+men interposed to part them. The next day, when Kate (always ready to
+forget and forgive) was thinking no more of the row, Reyes passed; by
+spitting at the window, and other gestures insulting to Kate, again he
+roused her Spanish blood. Out she rushed, sword in hand--a duel began
+in the street, and very soon Kate's sword had passed into the heart of
+Reyes. Now that the mischief was done, the police were, as usual, all
+alive for the pleasure of avenging it. Kate found herself suddenly in a
+strong prison, and with small hopes of leaving it, except for
+execution. The relations of the dead man were potent in Paita, and
+clamorous for justice, so that the _corregidor_, in a case where
+he saw a very poor chance of being corrupted by bribes, felt it his
+duty to be sublimely incorruptible. The reader knows, however, that,
+amongst the relatives of the deceased bully, was that handsome lady,
+who differed as much from her cousin in her sentiments as to Kate, as
+she did in the extent of her credit with Mr. Urquiza. To _her_
+Kate wrote a note; and, using one of the Spanish King's gold coins for
+bribing the jailor, got it safely delivered. That, perhaps, was
+unnecessary; for the lady had been already on the alert, and had
+summoned Urquiza from Trujillo. By some means, not very luminously
+stated, and by paying proper fees in proper quarters, Kate was smuggled
+out of the prison at nightfall, and smuggled into a pretty house in the
+suburbs. Had she known exactly the footing she stood on as to the law,
+she would have been decided. As it was, she was uneasy, and jealous of
+mischief abroad; and, before supper, she understood it all. Urquiza
+briefly informed his clerk, that it would be requisite for him to marry
+the handsome lady. But why? Because, said Urquiza, after talking for
+hours with the _corregidor_, who was infamous for obstinacy, he
+had found it impossible to make him 'hear reason,' and release the
+prisoner, until this compromise of marriage was suggested. But how
+could public justice be pacified for the clerk's unfortunate homicide
+of Reyes, by a female cousin of the deceased man engaging to love,
+honor, and obey the clerk for life? Kate could not see her way through
+this logic. 'Nonsense, my friend,' said Urquiza, 'you don't comprehend.
+As it stands, the affair is a murder, and hanging the penalty. But, if
+you marry into the murdered man's house, then it becomes a little
+family murder, all quiet and comfortable amongst ourselves. What has
+the _corregidor_ to do with that? or the public either? Now, let
+me introduce the bride.' Supper entered at that moment, and the bride
+immediately after. The thoughtfulness of Kate was narrowly observed,
+and even alluded to, but politely ascribed to the natural anxieties of
+a prisoner, and the very imperfect state of liberation even yet from
+prison _surveillance_. Kate had, indeed, never been in so trying a
+situation before. The anxieties of the farewell night at St. Sebastian
+were nothing to this; because, even if she had failed _then_, a
+failure might not have been always irreparable. It was but to watch and
+wait. But now, at this supper table, she was not more alive to the
+nature of the peril than she was to the fact, that if, before the night
+closed, she did not by some means escape from it, she never
+_would_ escape with life. The deception as to her sex, though
+resting on no motive that pointed to these people, or at all concerned
+them, would be resented as if it had. The lady would resent the case as
+a mockery; and Urquiza would lose his opportunity of delivering himself
+from an imperious mistress. According to the usages of the times and
+country, Kate knew that in twelve hours she would be assassinated.
+
+People of infirmer resolution would have lingered at the supper table,
+for the sake of putting off the evil moment of final crisis. Not so
+Kate. She had revolved the case on all its sides in a few minutes, and
+had formed her resolution. This done, she was as ready for the trial at
+one moment as another; and, when the lady suggested that the hardships
+of a prison must have made repose desirable, Kate assented, and
+instantly rose. A sort of procession formed, for the purpose of doing
+honor to the interesting guest, and escorting him in pomp to his
+bedroom. Kate viewed it much in the same light as the procession to
+which for some days she had been expecting an invitation from the
+_corregidor_. Far ahead ran the servant-woman as a sort of
+outrider. Then came Urquiza, like a Pasha of two tails, who granted two
+sorts of credit, viz. unlimited and none at all, bearing two wax-
+lights, one in each hand, and wanting only cymbals and kettle-drums to
+express emphatically the pathos of his Castilian strut. Next came the
+bride, a little in advance of the clerk, but still turning obliquely
+towards him, and smiling graciously into his face. Lastly, bringing up
+the rear, came the prisoner--our Kate--the nun, the page, the mate, the
+clerk, the homicide, the convict; and, for this day only, by particular
+desire, the bridegroom elect.
+
+It was Kate's fixed opinion, that, if for a moment she entered any
+bedroom having obviously no outlet, her fate would be that of an ox
+once driven within the shambles. Outside, the bullock might make some
+defence with his horns; but once in, with no space for turning, he is
+muffled and gagged. She carried her eye, therefore, like a hawk's,
+steady, though restless, for vigilant examination of every angle she
+turned. Before she entered any bedroom, she was resolved to reconnoiter
+it from the doorway, and, in case of necessity, show fight at once,
+before entering--as the best chance, after all, where all chances were
+bad. Everything ends; and at last the procession reached the bedroom
+door, the outrider having filed off to the rear. One glance sufficed to
+satisfy Kate that windows there were none, and, therefore, no outlet
+for escape. Treachery appeared even in _that_; and Kate, though
+unfortunately without arms, was now fixed for resistance. Mr. Urquiza
+entered first--'Sound the trumpets! Beat the drums!' There were, as we
+know already, no windows; but a slight interruption to Mr. Urquiza's
+pompous tread showed that there were steps downwards into the room.
+Those, thought Kate, will suit me even better. She had watched the
+unlocking of the bedroom door--she had lost nothing--she had marked
+that the key was left in the lock. At this moment, the beautiful lady,
+as one acquainted with the details of the house, turning with the air
+of a gracious monitress, held out her fair hand to guide Kate in
+careful descent of the steps. This had the air of taking out Kate to
+dance; and Kate, at that same moment, answering to it by the gesture of
+a modern waltzer, threw her arm behind the lady's waist, hurled her
+headlong down the steps right against Mr. Urquiza, draper and
+haberdasher; and then, with the speed of lightning, throwing the door
+_home_ within its architrave, doubly locked the creditor and
+debtor into the rat-trap which they had prepared for herself.
+
+The affrighted out-rider fled with horror: she already knew that the
+clerk had committed one homicide; a second would cost him still less
+thought; and thus it happened that egress was left easy. But, when out
+and free once more in the bright starry night, which way should Kate
+turn? The whole city would prove but a rat-trap for her, as bad as Mr.
+Urquiza's, if she was not off before morning. At a glance she
+comprehended that the sea was her only chance. To the port she fled.
+All was silent. Watchmen there were none. She jumped into a boat. To
+use the oars was dangerous, for she had no means of muffling them. But
+she contrived to hoist a sail, pushed off with a boat-hook, and was
+soon stretching across the water for the mouth of the harbor before a
+breeze light but favorable. Having cleared the difficulties of exit she
+lay down, and unintentionally fell asleep. When she awoke the sun had
+been up three or four hours; all was right otherwise; but had she not
+served as a sailor, Kate would have trembled upon finding that, during
+her long sleep of perhaps seven or eight hours, she had lost sight of
+land; by what distance she could only guess; and in what direction, was
+to some degree doubtful. All this, however, seemed a great advantage to
+the bold girl, throwing her thoughts back on the enemies she had left
+behind. The disadvantage was--having no breakfast, not even damaged
+biscuit; and some anxiety naturally arose as to ulterior prospects a
+little beyond the horizon of breakfast. But who's afraid? As sailors
+whistle for a wind, Catalina really had but to whistle for anything
+with energy, and it was sure to come. Like Caesar to the pilot of
+Dyrrhachium, she might have said, for the comfort of her poor timorous
+boat, (though destined soon to perish,) '_Catalinam vehis, et
+fortunas ejus_.' Meantime, being very doubtful as to the best course
+for sailing, and content if her course did but lie offshore, she
+'carried on,' as sailors say, under easy sail, going, in fact, just
+whither and just how the Pacific breezes suggested in the gentlest of
+whispers. _All right behind_, was Kate's opinion; and, what was
+better, very soon she might say, _all right ahead:_ for some hour
+or two before sunset, when dinner was for once becoming, even to Kate,
+the most interesting of subjects for meditation, suddenly a large ship
+began to swell upon the brilliant atmosphere. In those latitudes, and
+in those years, any ship was pretty sure to be Spanish: sixty years
+later the odds were in favor of its being an English buccaneer; which
+would have given a new direction to Kate's energy. Kate continued to
+make signals with a handkerchief whiter than the crocodile's of Ann.
+Dom. 1592, else it would hardly have been noticed. Perhaps, after all,
+it would not, but that the ship's course carried her very nearly across
+Kate's. The stranger lay-to for her. It was dark by the time Kate
+steered herself under the ship's quarter; and _then_ was seen an
+instance of this girl's eternal wakefulness. Something was painted on
+the stern of her boat, she could not see _what;_ but she judged
+that it would express some connection with the port that she had just
+quitted. Now it was her wish to break the chain of traces connecting
+her with such a scamp as Urquiza; since else, through his commercial
+correspondence, he might disperse over Peru a portrait of herself by no
+means flattering. How should she accomplish this? It was dark; and she
+stood, as you may see an Etonian do at times, rocking her little boat
+from side to side, until it had taken in water as much as might be
+agreeable. Too much it proved for the boat's constitution, and the boat
+perished of dropsy--Kate declining to tap it. She got a ducking
+herself; but what cared she? Up the ship's side she went, as gaily as
+ever, in those years when she was called pussy, she had raced after the
+nuns of St. Sebastian; jumped upon deck, and told the first lieutenant,
+when he questioned her about her adventures, quite as much truth as any
+man, under the rank of admiral, had a right to expect.
+
+This ship was full of recruits for the Spanish army, and bound to
+Concepcion. Even in that destiny was an iteration, or repeating
+memorial of the significance that ran through Catalina's most casual
+adventures. She had enlisted amongst the soldiers; and, on reaching
+port, the very first person who came off from shore was a dashing young
+military officer, whom at once by his name and rank, (though she had
+never consciously seen him,) she identified as her own brother. He was
+splendidly situated in the service, being the Governor-General's
+secretary, besides his rank as a cavalry officer; and, his errand on
+board being to inspect the recruits, naturally, on reading in the roll
+one of them described as a Biscayan, the ardent young man came up with
+high-bred courtesy to Catalina, took the young recruit's hand with
+kindness, feeling that to be a compatriot at so great a distance was to
+be a sort of relative, and asked with emotion after old boyish
+remembrances. There was a scriptural pathos in what followed, as if it
+were some scene of domestic re-union, opening itself from patriarchal
+ages. The young officer was the eldest son of the house, and had left
+Spain when Catalina was only three years old. But, singularly enough,
+Catalina it was, the little wild cat that he yet remembered seeing at
+St. Sebastian's, upon whom his earliest inquiries settled. 'Did the
+recruit know his family, the De Erausos?' O yes, every body knew
+_them_. 'Did the recruit know little Catalina?' Catalina smiled,
+as she replied that she did; and gave such an animated description of
+the little fiery wretch, as made the officer's eye flash with gratified
+tenderness, and with certainty that the recruit was no counterfeit
+Biscayan. Indeed, you know, if Kate couldn't give a good description of
+'Pussy,' who could? The issue of the interview was--that the officer
+insisted on Kate's making a home of his quarters. He did other services
+for his unknown sister. He placed her as a trooper in his own regiment,
+and favored her in many a way that is open to one having authority. But
+the person, after all, that did most to serve our Kate, was Kate. War
+was then raging with Indians, both from Chili and Peru. Kate had always
+done her duty in action; but at length, in the decisive battle of
+Puren, there was an opening for doing something more. Havoc had been
+made of her own squadron: most of the officers were killed, and the
+standard was carried off. Kate gathered around her a small party--
+galloped after the Indian column that was carrying away the trophy--
+charged--saw all her own party killed--but (in spite of wounds on her
+face and shoulder) succeeded in bearing away the recovered standard.
+She rode up to the general and his staff; she dismounted; she rendered
+up her prize; and fainted away, much less from the blinding blood, than
+from the tears of joy which dimmed her eyes, as the general, waving his
+sword in admiration over her head, pronounced our Kate on the spot an
+_Alferez_, [Footnote: _Alferez_. This rank in the Spanish
+army is, or was, on a level with the modern _sous-lieutenant_ of
+France.] or standard-bearer, with a commission from the King of Spain
+and the Indies. Bonny Kate! Noble Kate! I would there were not two
+centuries laid between us, so that I might have the pleasure of kissing
+thy fair hand.
+
+Kate had the good sense to see the danger of revealing her sex, or her
+relationship, even to her own brother. The grasp of the Church never
+relaxed, never 'prescribed,' unless freely and by choice. The nun, if
+discovered, would have been taken out of the horse-barracks, or the
+dragoon-saddle. She had the firmness, therefore, for many years, to
+resist the sisterly impulses that sometimes suggested such a
+confidence. For years, and those years the most important of her life--
+the years that developed her character--she lived undetected as a
+brilliant cavalry officer under her brother's patronage. And the
+bitterest grief in poor Kate's whole life, was the tragical (and, were
+it not fully attested, one might say the ultra-scenical,) event that
+dissolved their long connection. Let me spend a word of apology on poor
+Kate's errors. We all commit many; both you and I, reader. No, stop;
+that's not civil. You, reader, I know, are a saint; I am _not_,
+though very near it. I _do_ err at long intervals; and then I
+think with indulgence of the many circumstances that plead for this
+poor girl. The Spanish armies of that day inherited, from the days of
+Cortez and Pizarro, shining remembrances of martial prowess, and the
+very worst of ethics. To think little of bloodshed, to quarrel, to
+fight, to gamble, to plunder, belonged to the very atmosphere of a
+camp, to its indolence, to its ancient traditions. In your own defence,
+you were obliged to do such things. Besides all these grounds of evil,
+the Spanish army had just there an extra demoralization from a war with
+savages--faithless and bloody. Do not think, I beseech you, too much,
+reader, of killing a man. That word '_kill_' is sprinkled over
+every page of Kate's own autobiography. It ought not to be read by the
+light of these days. Yet, how if a man that she killed were----? Hush!
+It was sad; but is better hurried over in a few words. Years after this
+period, a young officer one day dining with Kate, entreated her to
+become his second in a duel. Such things were every-day affairs.
+However, Kate had reasons for declining the service, and did so. But
+the officer, as he was sullenly departing, said--that, if he were
+killed, (as he thought he _should_ be,) his death would lie at
+Kate's door. I do not take _his_ view of the case, and am not
+moved by his rhetoric or his logic. Kate _was_, and relented. The
+duel was fixed for eleven at night, under the walls of a monastery.
+Unhappily the night proved unusually dark, so that the two principals
+had to tie white handkerchiefs round their elbows, in order to descry
+each other. In the confusion they wounded each other mortally. Upon
+that, according to a usage not peculiar to Spaniards, but extending (as
+doubtless the reader knows) for a century longer to our own countrymen,
+the two seconds were obliged in honor to do something towards avenging
+their principals. Kate had her usual fatal luck. Her sword passed sheer
+through the body of her opponent: this unknown opponent falling dead,
+had just breath left to cry out, 'Ah, villain, you have killed me,' in
+a voice of horrific reproach; and the voice was the voice of her
+brother!
+
+The monks of the monastery, under whose silent shadows this murderous
+duel had taken place, roused by the clashing of swords and the angry
+shouts of combatants, issued out with torches to find one only of the
+four officers surviving. Every convent and altar had a right of asylum
+for a short period. According to the custom, the monks carried Kate,
+insensible with anguish of mind, to the sanctuary of their chapel.
+There for some days they detained her; but then, having furnished her
+with a horse and some provisions, they turned her adrift. Which way
+should the unhappy fugitive turn? In blindness of heart she turned
+towards the sea. It was the sea that had brought her to Peru; it was
+the sea that would perhaps carry her away. It was the sea that had
+first showed her this land and its golden hopes; it was the sea that
+ought to hide from her its fearful remembrances. The sea it was that
+had twice spared her life in extremities; the sea it was that might now
+if it chose, take back the bauble that it had spared in vain.
+
+
+KATE'S PASSAGE OVER THE ANDES.
+
+Three days our poor heroine followed the coast. Her horse was then
+almost unable to move; and on _his_ account, she turned inland to a
+thicket for grass and shelter. As she drew near to it, a voice
+challenged--'_Who goes there_?' Kate answered, '_Spain_.' '_What
+people_?' '_A friend_.' It was two soldiers, deserters, and almost
+starving. Kate shared her provisions with these men: and, on hearing
+their plan, which was to go over the Cordilleras, she agreed to join
+the party. _Their_ object was the wild one of seeking the river
+_Dorado_, whose waters rolled along golden sands, and whose pebbles
+were emeralds. _Hers_ was to throw herself upon a line the least liable
+to pursuit, and the readiest for a new chapter of life in which
+oblivion might be found for the past. After a few days of incessant
+climbing and fatigue, they found themselves in the regions of perpetual
+snow. Summer would come as vainly to this kingdom of frost as to the
+grave of her brother. No fire, but the fire of human blood in youthful
+veins, could ever be kept burning in these aerial solitudes. Fuel was
+rarely to be found, and kindling a secret hardly known except to
+Indians. However, our Kate can do everything, and she's the girl, if
+ever girl _did_ such a thing, or ever girl did _not_ such a thing, that
+I back at any odds for crossing the Cordilleras. I would bet you
+something now, reader, if I thought you would deposit your stakes by
+return of post, (as they play at chess through the post-office,) that
+Kate does the trick, that she gets down to the other side; that the
+soldiers do _not_: and that the horse, if preserved at all, is
+preserved in a way that will leave him very little to boast of.
+
+The party had gathered wild berries and esculent roots at the foot of
+the mountains, and the horse was of very great use in carrying them.
+But this larder was soon emptied. There was nothing then to carry; so
+that the horse's value, as a beast of burthen, fell cent per cent. In
+fact, very soon he could not carry himself, and it became easy to
+calculate when he would reach the bottom on the wrong side the
+Cordilleras. He took three steps back for one upwards. A council of war
+being held, the small army resolved to slaughter their horse. He,
+though a member of the expedition, had no vote, and if he had the votes
+would have stood three to one--majority, two against him. He was cut
+into quarters; which surprises me; for, unless _one_ quarter was
+considered his own share, it reminds one too much of this amongst the
+many _facetiae_ of English midshipmen, who ask (on any one of their
+number looking sulky) 'if it is his intention to marry and retire from
+the service upon a superannuation of L4 4s. 4 1/2d. a year, paid
+quarterly by way of bothering the purser.' The purser can't do it with
+the help of farthings. And as respects aliquot parts, four shares among
+three persons are as incommensurable as a guinea is against any attempt
+at giving change in half-crowns. However, this was all the
+preservation that the horse found. No saltpetre or sugar could be had:
+but the frost was antiseptic. And the horse was preserved in as useful
+a sense as ever apricots were preserved or strawberries.
+
+On a fire, painfully devised out of broom and withered leaves, a horse-
+steak was dressed, for drink, snow as allowed _a discretion_. This
+ought to have revived the party, and Kate, perhaps, it _did_. But
+the poor deserters were thinly clad, and they had not the boiling heart
+of Catalina. More and more they drooped. Kate did her best to cheer
+them. But the march was nearly at an end for _them_, and they
+were going in one half hour to receive their last billet. Yet, before
+this consummation, they have a strange spectacle to see; such as few
+places could show, but the upper chambers of the Cordilleras. They had
+reached a billowy scene of rocky masses, large and small, looking
+shockingly black on their perpendicular sides as they rose out of the
+vast snowy expanse. Upon the highest of these, that was accessible,
+Kate mounted to look around her, and she saw--oh, rapture at such an
+hour!--a man sitting on a shelf of rock with a gun by his side. She
+shouted with joy to her comrades, and ran down to communicate the
+joyful news. Here was a sportsman, watching, perhaps, for an eagle; and
+now they would have relief. One man's cheek kindled with the hectic of
+sudden joy, and he rose eagerly to march. The other was fast sinking
+under the fatal sleep that frost sends before herself as her merciful
+minister of death; but hearing in his dream the tidings of relief, and
+assisted by his friends, he also staggeringly arose. It could not be
+three minutes' walk, Kate thought, to the station of the sportsman.
+That thought supported them all. Under Kate's guidance, who had taken a
+sailor's glance at the bearings, they soon unthreaded the labyrinth of
+rocks so far as to bring the man within view. He had not left his
+resting-place; their steps on the soundless snow, naturally, he could
+not hear; and, as their road brought them upon him from the rear, still
+less could he see them. Kate hailed him; but so keenly was he absorbed
+in some speculation, or in the object of his watching, that he took no
+notice of them, not even moving his head. Kate began to think there
+would be another man to rouse from sleep. Coming close behind him, she
+touched his shoulder, and said, 'My friend, are you sleeping?' Yes, he
+_was_ sleeping; sleeping the sleep from which there is no awaking;
+and the slight touch of Kate having disturbed the equilibrium of the
+corpse, down it rolled on the snow: the frozen body rang like a hollow
+iron cylinder; the face uppermost and blue with mould, mouth open,
+teeth ghastly and bleaching in the frost, and a frightful grin upon the
+lips. This dreadful spectacle finished the struggles of the weaker man,
+who sank and died at once. The other made an effort with so much
+spirit, that, in Kate's opinion, horror had acted upon him beneficially
+as a stimulant. But it was not really so. It was a spasm of morbid
+strength; a collapse succeeded; his blood began to freeze; he sat down
+in spite of Kate, and _he_ also died without further struggle.
+Gone are the poor suffering deserters; stretched and bleaching upon the
+snow; and insulted discipline is avenged. Great kings have long arms;
+and sycophants are ever at hand for the errand of the potent. What had
+frost and snow to do with the quarrel? Yet _they_ made themselves
+sycophantic servants of the King of Spain; and _they_ dogged his
+deserters up to the summit of the Cordilleras, more surely than any
+Spanish bloodhound, or any Spanish tirailleur's bullet.
+
+Now is our Kate standing alone on the summits of the Andes, in solitude
+that is shocking, for she is alone with her own afflicted conscience.
+Twice before she had stood in solitude as deep upon the wild--wild
+waters of the Pacific; but her conscience had been then untroubled.
+Now, is there nobody left that can help; her horse is dead--the
+soldiers are dead. There is nobody that she can speak to except God;
+and very soon you will find that she _does_ speak to him; for
+already on these vast aerial deserts He has been whispering to
+_her_. The condition of Kate is exactly that of Coleridge's
+'_Ancient Mariner_.' But possibly, reader, you may be amongst the
+many careless readers that have never fully understood what that
+condition was. Suffer me to enlighten you, else you ruin the story of
+the mariner; and by losing all its pathos, lose half the jewels of its
+beauty.
+
+There are three readers of the 'Ancient Mariner.' The first is gross
+enough to fancy all the imagery of the mariner's visions delivered by
+the poet for actual facts of experience; which being impossible, the
+whole pulverizes, for that reader, into a baseless fairy tale. The
+second reader is wiser than _that_; he knows that the imagery is _not_
+baseless; it is the imagery of febrile delirium; really seen, but not
+seen as an external reality. The mariner had caught the pestilential
+fever, which carried off all his mates; he only had survived--the
+delirium had vanished; but the visions that had haunted the delirium
+remained. 'Yes,' says the third reader, 'they remained; naturally they
+did, being scorched by fever into his brain; but how did they happen to
+remain on his belief as gospel truths? The delirium had vanished: why
+had not the painted scenery of the delirium vanished, except as
+visionary memorials of a sorrow that was cancelled? Why was it that
+craziness settled upon this mariner's brain, driving him, as if he were
+a Cain, or another Wandering Jew, to 'pass like night--from land to
+land;' and, at uncertain intervals, wrenching him until he made
+rehearsal of his errors, even at the hard price of 'holding children
+from their play, and old men from the chimney corner?' [Footnote: The
+beautiful words of Sir Philip Sidney, in his '_Defense of Poesie_.']
+That craziness, as the _third reader_ deciphers, rose out of a deeper
+soil than any bodily affection. It had its root in penitential sorrow.
+Oh, bitter is the sorrow to a conscientious heart, when, too late, it
+discovers the depth of a love that has been trampled under foot! This
+mariner had slain the creature that, on all the earth, loved him best.
+In the darkness of his cruel superstition he had done it, to save his
+human brothers from a fancied inconvenience; and yet, by that very act
+of cruelty, he had himself called destruction upon their heads. The
+Nemesis that followed punished _him_ through _them_--him, that wronged,
+through those that wrongfully he sought to benefit. That spirit who
+watches over the sanctities of love is a strong angel--is a jealous
+angel; and this angel it was
+
+ 'That lov'd the bird, that lov'd the man,
+ That shot him with his bow.'
+
+He it was that followed the cruel archer into silent and slumbering
+seas;
+
+ 'Nine fathom deep he had follow'd him
+ Through the realms of mist and snow.'
+
+This jealous angel it was that pursued the man into noon-day darkness,
+and the vision of dying oceans, into delirium, and finally, (when
+recovered from disease) into an unsettled mind.
+
+Such, also, had been the offence of Kate; such, also was the punishment
+that now is dogging her steps. She, like the mariner, had slain the one
+sole creature that loved her upon the whole wide earth; she, like the
+mariner, for this offence, had been hunted into frost and snow--very
+soon will be hunted into delirium; and from _that_ (if she escapes
+with life) will be hunted into the trouble of a heart that cannot rest.
+There was the excuse of one darkness for _her_; there was the
+excuse of another darkness for the mariner. But, with all the excuses
+that earth, and the darkness of earth, can furnish, bitter it would be
+for you or me, reader, through every hour of life, waking or dreaming,
+to look back upon one fatal moment when we had pierced the heart that
+would have died for us. In this only the darkness had been merciful to
+Kate--that it had hidden for ever from her victim the hand that slew
+him. But now in such utter solitude, her thoughts ran back to their
+earliest interview. She remembered with anguish, how, on first touching
+the shores of America, almost the very first word that met her ear had
+been from _him_, the brother whom she had killed, about the
+'Pussy' of times long past; how the gallant young man had hung upon her
+words, as in her native Basque she described her own mischievous little
+self, of twelve years back; how his color went and came, whilst his
+loving memory of the little sister was revived by her own descriptive
+traits, giving back, as in a mirror, the fawn-like grace, the squirrel-
+like restlessness, that once had kindled his own delighted laughter;
+how he would take no denial, but showed on the spot, that, simply to
+have touched--to have kissed--to have played with the little wild
+thing, that glorified, by her innocence, the gloom of St. Sebastian's
+cloisters, gave a _right_ to his hospitality; how, through
+_him_ only, she had found a welcome in camps; how, through
+_him_, she had found the avenue to honor and distinction. And yet
+this brother, so loving and generous, it was that she had dismissed
+from life. She paused; she turned round, as if looking back for his
+grave; she saw the dreadful wildernesses of snow which already she had
+traversed.
+
+Silent they were at this season, even as in the panting heats of noon,
+the Zaarrahs of the torrid zone are oftentimes silent. Dreadful was the
+silence; it was the nearest thing to the silence of the grave. Graves
+were at the foot of the Andes, _that_ she knew too well; graves were at
+the summit of the Andes, _that_ she saw too well. And, as she gazed, a
+sudden thought flashed upon her, when her eyes settled upon the corpses
+of the poor deserters--could she, like _them_, have been all this while
+unconsciously executing judgment upon herself? Running from a wrath
+that was doubtful, into the very jaws of a wrath that was inexorable?
+Flying in panic--and behold! there was no man that pursued? For the
+first time in her life, Kate trembled. _Not_ for the first time, Kate
+wept. Far less for the first time was it, that Kate bent her knee--that
+Kate clasped her hands--that Kate prayed. But it _was_ the first time
+that she prayed as _they_ pray, for whom no more hope is left but in
+prayer.
+
+Here let me pause a moment for the sake of making somebody angry. A
+Frenchman, who sadly misjudges Kate, looking at her through a Parisian
+opera-glass, gives it as _his_ opinion--that, because Kate first
+_records_ her prayer on this occasion, therefore, now first of all
+she prayed. _I_ think not so. _I_ love this Kate, blood-
+stained as she is; and I could not love a woman that never bent her
+knee in thankfulness or in supplication. However, we have all a right
+to our own little opinion; and it is not you, '_mon cher_,' you
+Frenchman, that I am angry with, but somebody else that stands behind
+you. You, Frenchman, and your compatriots, I love oftentimes for your
+festal gaiety of heart; and I quarrel only with your levity and that
+eternal worldliness that freezes too fiercely--that absolutely blisters
+with its frost--like the upper air of the Andes. _You_ speak of
+Kate only as too readily you speak of all women; the instinct of a
+natural scepticism being to scoff at all hidden depths of truth. Else
+you are civil enough to Kate; and your '_homage_' (such as it may
+happen to be) is always at the service of a woman on the shortest
+notice. But behind _you_, I see a worse fellow; a gloomy fanatic;
+a religious sycophant that seeks to propitiate his circle by bitterness
+against the offences that are most unlike his own. And against him, I
+must say one word for Kate to the too hasty reader. This villain, whom
+I mark for a shot if he does not get out of the way, opens his fire on
+our Kate under shelter of a lie. For there is a standing lie in the
+very constitution of civil society, a _necessity_ of error,
+misleading us as to the proportions of crime. Mere necessity obliges
+man to create many acts into felonies, and to punish them as the
+heaviest offences, which his better sense teaches him secretly to
+regard as perhaps among the lightest. Those poor deserters, for
+instance, were they necessarily without excuse? They might have been
+oppressively used; but in critical times of war, no matter for the
+individual palliations, the deserter from his colors _must_ be
+shot: there is no help for it: as in extremities of general famine, we
+shoot the man (alas! we are _obliged_ to shoot him) that is found
+robbing the common stores in order to feed his own perishing children,
+though the offence is hardly visible in the sight of God. Only
+blockheads adjust their scale of guilt to the scale of human
+punishments. Now, our wicked friend the fanatic, who calumniates Kate,
+abuses the advantage which, for such a purpose, he derives from the
+exaggerated social estimate of all violence. Personal security being so
+main an object of social union, we are obliged to frown upon all modes
+of violence as hostile to the central principle of that union. We are
+_obliged_ to rate it, according to the universal results towards
+which it tends, and scarcely at all, according to the special condition
+of circumstances, in which it may originate. Hence a horror arises for
+that class of offences, which is (philosophically speaking)
+exaggerated; and by daily use, the ethics of a police-office translate
+themselves, insensibly, into the ethics even of religious people. But I
+tell that sycophantish fanatic--not this only, viz., that he abuses
+unfairly, against Kate, the advantage which he has from the
+_inevitably_ distorted bias of society; but also, I tell him this
+second little thing, viz., that upon turning away the glass from that
+one obvious aspect of Kate's character, her too fiery disposition to
+vindicate all rights by violence, and viewing her in relation to
+_general_ religious capacities, she was a thousand times more
+promisingly endowed than himself. It is impossible to be noble in many
+things, without having many points of contact with true religion. If
+you deny _that_ you it is that calumniate religion. Kate
+_was_ noble in many things. Her worst errors never took a shape of
+self-interest or deceit. She was brave, she was generous, she was
+forgiving, she bore no malice, she was full of truth--qualities that
+God loves either in man or woman. She hated sycophants and dissemblers.
+_I_ hate them; and more than ever at this moment on her behalf. I
+wish she were but here--to give a punch on the head to that fellow who
+traduces her. And, coming round again to the occasion from which this
+short digression has started, viz., the question raised by the
+Frenchman--whether Kate were a person likely to _pray_ under other
+circumstances than those of extreme danger? I offer it as _my_
+opinion that she was. Violent people are not always such from choice,
+but perhaps from situation. And, though the circumstances of Kate's
+position allowed her little means for realizing her own wishes, it is
+certain that those wishes pointed continually to peace and an unworldly
+happiness, if _that_ were possible. The stormy clouds that
+enveloped her in camps, opened overhead at intervals--showing her a far
+distant blue serene. She yearned, at many times, for the rest which is
+not in camps or armies; and it is certain, that she ever combined with
+any plans or day-dreams of tranquillity, as their most essential ally,
+some aid derived from that dovelike religion which, at St. Sebastian's,
+as an infant and through girlhood, she had been taught so profoundly to
+adore.
+
+Now, let us rise from this discussion of Kate against libellers, as
+Kate herself is rising from prayer, and consider, in conjunction with
+_her_, the character and promise of that dreadful ground which
+lies immediately before her. What is to be thought of it? I could wish
+we had a theodolite here, and a spirit-level, and other instruments,
+for settling some important questions. Yet no: on consideration, if one
+_had_ a wish allowed by that kind fairy, without whose assistance
+it would be quite impossible to send, even for the spirit-level, nobody
+would throw away the wish upon things so paltry. I would not put the
+fairy upon any such errand: I would order the good creature to bring no
+spirit-level, but a stiff glass of spirits for Kate--a palanquin, and
+relays of fifty stout bearers--all drunk, in order that they might not
+feel the cold. The main interest at this moment, and the main
+difficulty--indeed, the 'open question' of the case--was, to ascertain
+whether the ascent were yet accomplished or not; and when would the
+descent commence? or had it, perhaps, long commenced? The character of
+the ground, in those immediate successions that could be connected by
+the eye, decided nothing; for the undulations of the level had been so
+continual for miles, as to perplex any eye but an engineer's, in
+attempting to judge whether, upon the whole, the tendency were upwards
+or downwards. Possibly it was yet neither way; it is, indeed, probable,
+that Kate had been for some time travelling along a series of terraces,
+that traversed the whole breadth of the topmost area at that point of
+crossing the Cordilleras, and which perhaps, but not certainly,
+compensated any casual tendencies downwards by corresponding reascents.
+Then came the question--how long would these terraces yet continue? and
+had the ascending parts _really_ balanced the descending?--upon
+_that_ seemed to rest the final chance for Kate. Because, unless
+she very soon reached a lower level, and a warmer atmosphere, mere
+weariness would oblige her to lie down, under a fierceness of cold,
+that would not suffer her to rise after once losing the warmth of
+motion; or, inversely, if she even continued in motion, mere extremity
+of cold would, of itself, speedily absorb the little surplus energy for
+moving, which yet remained unexhausted by weariness.
+
+At this stage of her progress, and whilst the agonizing question seemed
+yet as indeterminate as ever, Kate's struggle with despair, which had
+been greatly soothed by the fervor of her prayer, revolved upon her in
+deadlier blackness. All turned, she saw, upon a race against time, and
+the arrears of the road; and she, poor thing! how little qualified
+could _she_ be, in such a condition, for a race of any kind; and
+against two such obstinate brutes as time and space! This hour of the
+progress, this noontide of Kate's struggle, must have been the very
+crisis of the whole. Despair was rapidly tending to ratify itself.
+Hope, in any degree, would be a cordial for sustaining her efforts. But
+to flounder along a dreadful chaos of snow-drifts, or snow-chasms,
+towards a point of rock, which, being turned, should expose only
+another interminable succession of the same character--might
+_that_ be endured by ebbing spirits, by stiffening limbs, by the
+ghastly darkness that was now beginning to gather upon the inner eye?
+And, if once despair became triumphant, all the little arrear of
+physical strength would collapse at once.
+
+Oh! verdure of human fields, cottages of men and women, (that now
+suddenly seemed all brothers and sisters,) cottages with children
+around them at play, that are so far below--oh! summer and spring,
+flowers and blossoms, to which, as to _his_ symbols, God has given
+the gorgeous privilege of rehearsing for ever upon earth his most
+mysterious perfection--Life, and the resurrections of Life--is it
+indeed true, that poor Kate must never see you more? Mutteringly she
+put that question to herself. But strange are the caprices of ebb and
+flow in the deep fountains of human sensibilities. At this very moment,
+when the utter incapacitation of despair was gathering fast at Kate's
+heart, a sudden lightening shot far into her spirit, a reflux almost
+supernatural, from the earliest effects of her prayer. A thought had
+struck her all at once, and this thought prompted her immediately to
+turn round. Perhaps it was in some blind yearning after the only
+memorials of life in this frightful region, that she fixed her eye upon
+a point of hilly ground by which she identified the spot near which the
+three corpses were lying. The silence seemed deeper than ever. Neither
+was there any phantom memorial of life for the eye or for the ear, nor
+wing of bird, nor echo, nor green leaf, nor creeping thing, that moved
+or stirred, upon the soundless waste. Oh, what a relief to this burthen
+of silence would be a human groan! Here seemed a motive for still
+darker despair. And yet, at that very moment, a pulse of joy began to
+thaw the ice at her heart. It struck her, as she reviewed the ground,
+that undoubtedly it had been for some time slowly descending. Her
+senses were much dulled by suffering; but this thought it was,
+suggested by a sudden apprehension of a continued descending movement,
+which had caused her to turn round. Sight had confirmed the suggestion
+first derived from her own steps. The distance attained was now
+sufficient to establish the tendency. Oh, yes, yes, to a certainty she
+had been descending for some time. Frightful was the spasm of joy which
+whispered that the worst was over. It was as when the shadow of
+midnight, that murderers had relied on, is passing away from your
+beleagured shelter, and dawn will soon be manifest. It was as when a
+flood, that all day long has raved against the walls of your house, has
+ceased (you suddenly think) to rise; yes! measured by a golden plummet,
+it _is_ sinking beyond a doubt, and the darlings of your household
+are saved. Kate faced round in agitation to her proper direction. She
+saw, what previously, in her stunning confusion, she had _not_
+seen, that, hardly two stones' throw in advance, lay a mass of rock,
+split as into a gateway. Through that opening it now became probable
+that the road was lying. Hurrying forward, she passed within the
+natural gates. Gates of paradise they were. Ah, what a vista did that
+gateway expose before her dazzled eye? what a revelation of heavenly
+promise? Full two miles long, stretched a long narrow glen, everywhere
+descending, and in many parts rapidly. All was now placed beyond a
+doubt. She _was_ descending--for hours, perhaps, _had_ been
+descending insensibly, the mighty staircase. Yes, Kate is leaving
+behind her the kingdom of frost and the victories of death. Two miles
+farther there may be rest, if there is not shelter. And very soon, as
+the crest of her new-born happiness, she distinguished at the other end
+of that rocky vista, a pavilion-shaped mass of dark green foliage--a
+belt of trees, such as we see in the lovely parks of England, but
+islanded by a screen (though not everywhere occupied by the
+usurpations) of a thick bushy undergrowth. Oh, verdure of dark olive
+foliage, offered suddenly to fainting eyes, as if by some winged
+patriarchal herald of wrath relenting--solitary Arab's tent, rising
+with saintly signals of peace, in the dreadful desert, must Kate indeed
+die even yet, whilst she sees but cannot reach you? Outpost on the
+frontier of man's dominions, standing within life, but looking out upon
+everlasting death, wilt thou hold up the anguish of thy mocking
+invitation, only to betray? Never, perhaps, in this world was the line
+so exquisitely grazed, that parts salvation and ruin. As the dove to
+her dove-cot from the swooping hawk--as the Christian pinnace to
+Christian batteries, from the bloody Mahometan corsair, so flew--so
+tried to fly towards the anchoring thickets, that, alas! could not
+weigh their anchors and make sail to meet her--the poor exhausted Kate
+from the vengeance of pursuing frost.
+
+And she reached them; staggering, fainting, reeling, she entered
+beneath the canopy of umbrageous trees. But, as oftentimes, the Hebrew
+fugitive to a city of refuge, flying for his life before the avenger of
+blood, was pressed so hotly that, on entering the archway of what
+seemed to _him_ the heavenly city-gate, as he kneeled in deep
+thankfulness to kiss its holy merciful shadow, he could not rise again,
+but sank instantly with infant weakness into sleep--sometimes to wake
+no more; so sank, so collapsed upon the ground, without power to choose
+her couch, and with little prospect of ever rising again to her feet,
+the martial nun. She lay as luck had ordered it, with her head screened
+by the undergrowth of bushes, from any gales that might arise; she lay
+exactly as she sank, with her eyes up to heaven; and thus it was that
+the nun saw, before falling asleep, the two sights that upon earth are
+fittest for the closing eyes of a nun, whether destined to open again,
+or to close for ever. She saw the interlacing of boughs overhead
+forming a dome, that seemed like the dome of a cathedral. She saw
+through the fretwork of the foliage, another dome, far beyond, the dome
+of an evening sky, the dome of some heavenly cathedral, not built with
+hands. She saw upon this upper dome the vesper lights, all alive with
+pathetic grandeur of coloring from a sunset that had just been rolling
+down like a chorus. She had not, till now, consciously observed the
+time of day; whether it were morning, or whether it were afternoon, in
+her confusion she had not distinctly known. But now she whispered to
+herself--'_It is evening_:' and what lurked half unconsciously in
+these words might be--'The sun, that rejoices, has finished his daily
+toil; man, that labors, has finished _his_; I, that suffer, have
+finished mine.' That might be what she thought, but what she
+_said_ was--'It is evening; and the hour is come when the
+_Angelus_ is sounding through St. Sebastian.' What made her think
+of St. Sebastian, so far away in depths of space and time? Her brain
+was wandering, now that her feet were _not_; and, because her eyes
+had descended from the heavenly to the earthly dome, _that_ made
+her think of earthly cathedrals, and of cathedral choirs, and of St.
+Sebastian's chapel, with its silvery bells that carried the
+_Angelus_ far into mountain recesses. Perhaps, as her wanderings
+increased, she thought herself back in childhood; became 'pussy' once
+again; fancied that all since then was a frightful dream; that she was
+not upon the dreadful Andes, but still kneeling in the holy chapel at
+vespers; still innocent as then; loved as then she had been loved; and
+that all men were liars, who said her hand was ever stained with blood.
+Little enough is mentioned of the delusions which possessed her; but
+that little gives a key to the impulse which her palpitating heart
+obeyed, and which her rambling brain for ever reproduced in multiplying
+mirrors. Restlessness kept her in waking dreams for a brief half hour.
+But then, fever and delirium would wait no longer; the killing
+exhaustion would no longer be refused; the fever, the delirium, and the
+exhaustion, swept in together with power like an army with banners; and
+the nun ceased through the gathering twilight any more to watch the
+cathedrals of earth, or the more solemn cathedrals that rose in the
+heavens above.
+
+All night long she slept in her verdurous St. Bernard's hospice without
+awaking, and whether she would _ever_ awake seemed to depend upon
+an accident. The slumber that towered above her brain was like that
+fluctuating silvery column which stands in scientific tubes sinking,
+rising, deepening, lightening, contracting, expanding; or like the mist
+that sits, through sultry afternoons, upon the river of the American
+St. Peter, sometimes rarefying for minutes into sunny gauze, sometimes
+condensing for hours into palls of funeral darkness. You fancy that,
+after twelve hours of _any_ sleep, she must have been refreshed;
+better at least than she was last night. Ah! but sleep is not always
+sent upon missions of refreshment. Sleep is sometimes the secret
+chamber in which death arranges his machinery. Sleep is sometimes that
+deep mysterious atmosphere, in which the human spirit is slowly
+unsettling its wings for flight from earthly tenements. It is now eight
+o'clock in the morning; and, to all appearance, if Kate should receive
+no aid before noon, when next the sun is departing to his rest, Kate
+will be departing to hers; when next the sun is holding out his golden
+Christian signal to man, that the hour is come for letting his anger go
+down, Kate will be sleeping away for ever into the arms of brotherly
+forgiveness.
+
+What is wanted just now for Kate, supposing Kate herself to be wanted
+by this world, is, that this world would be kind enough to send her a
+little brandy before it is too late. The simple truth was, and a truth
+which I have known to take place in more ladies than Kate, who died or
+did _not_ die, accordingly, as they had or had not an adviser like
+myself, capable of giving so sound an opinion, that the jewelly star of
+life had descended too far down the arch towards setting, for any
+chance of re-ascending by _spontaneous_ effort. The fire was still
+burning in secret, but needed to be rekindled by potent artificial
+breath. It lingered, and _might_ linger, but would never culminate
+again without some stimulus from earthly vineyards. [Footnote: Though
+not exactly in the same circumstances as Kate, or sleeping, _a la
+belle etoile_, on a declivity of the Andes, I have known (or heard
+circumstantially reported) the cases of many ladies besides Kate, who
+were in precisely the same critical danger of perishing for want of a
+little brandy. A dessert spoonful or two would have saved them. Avaunt!
+you wicked 'Temperance' medallist! repent as fast as ever you can, or,
+perhaps the next time we hear of you, _anasarca_ and _hydro-
+thorax_ will be running after you to punish your shocking excesses
+in water. Seriously, the case is one of constant recurrence, and
+constantly ending fatally from _unseasonable_ and pedantic rigor
+of temperance. The fact is, that the medical profession composes the
+most generous and liberal body of men amongst us; taken generally, by
+much the most enlightened; but professionally, the most timid. Want of
+boldness in the administration of opium, &c., though they can be bold
+enough with mercury, is their besetting infirmity. And from this
+infirmity females suffer most. One instance I need hardly mention, the
+fatal case of an august lady, mourned by nations, with respect to whom
+it was, and is, the belief of multitudes to this hour (well able to
+judge), that she would have been saved by a glass of brandy; and her
+attendant, who shot himself, came to think so too late--too late for
+_her_, and too late for himself. Amongst many cases of the same
+nature, which personally I have been acquainted with, twenty years ago,
+a man, illustrious for his intellectual accomplishments, mentioned to
+me that his own wife, during her first or second confinement, was
+suddenly reported to him, by one of her female attendants, (who slipped
+away unobserved by the medical people,) as undoubtedly sinking fast. He
+hurried to her chamber, and _saw_ that it was so. The presiding
+medical authority, however, was inexorable. 'Oh, by no means,' shaking
+his ambrosial wig, 'any stimulant at this crisis would be fatal.' But
+no authority could overrule the concurrent testimony of all symptoms,
+and of all unprofessional opinions. By some pious falsehood my friend
+smuggled the doctor out of the room, and immediately smuggled a glass
+of brandy into the poor lady's lips. She recovered with magical power.
+The doctor is now dead, and went to his grave under the delusive
+persuasion--that not any vile glass of brandy, but the stern refusal of
+all brandy, was the thing that saved his collapsing patient. The
+patient herself, who might naturally know something of the matter, was
+of a different opinion. She sided with the factious body around her
+bed, (comprehending all beside the doctor,) who felt sure that death
+was rapidly approaching, _barring_ that brandy. The same result in
+the same appalling crisis, I have known repeatedly produced by twenty-
+five drops of laudanum. An obstinate man will say--'Oh, never listen to
+a non-medical man like this writer. Consult in such a case your medical
+adviser.' You will, will you? Then let me tell you, that you are
+missing the very logic of all I have been saying for the improvement of
+blockheads, which is--that you should consult any man _but_ a
+medical man, since no other man has any obstinate prejudice of
+professional timidity. N. B.--I prescribe for Kate _gratis_,
+because she, poor thing! has so little to give. But from other ladies,
+who may have the happiness to benefit by my advice, I expect a fee--not
+so large a one considering the service--a flowering plant, suppose the
+_second_ best in their collection. I know it would be of no use to
+ask for the _very_ best, (which else I could wish to do,) because
+that would only be leading them into little fibs. I don't insist on a
+_Yucca gloriosa_, or a _Magnolia speciosissima_, (I hope
+there _is_ such a plant)--a rose or a violet will do. I am sure
+there is such a plant as that. And if they settle their debts justly, I
+shall very soon be master of the prettiest little conservatory in
+England. For, treat it not as a jest, reader; no case of timid practice
+is so fatally frequent.] Kate was ever lucky, though ever unfortunate;
+and the world, being of my opinion that Kate was worth saving, made up
+its mind about half-past eight o'clock in the morning to save her. Just
+at that time, when the night was over, and its sufferings were hidden--
+in one of those intermitting gleams that for a moment or two lightened
+the clouds of her slumber, Kate's dull ear caught a sound that for
+years had spoken a familiar language to _her_. What was it? It was
+the sound, though muffled and deadened, like the ear that heard it, of
+horsemen advancing. Interpreted by the tumultuous dreams of Kate, was
+it the cavalry of Spain, at whose head so often she had charged the
+bloody Indian scalpers? Was it, according to the legend of ancient
+days, cavalry that had been sown by her brother's blood, cavalry that
+rose from the ground on an inquest of retribution, and were racing up
+the Andes to seize her? Her dreams that had opened sullenly to the
+sound waited for no answer, but closed again into pompous darkness.
+Happily, the horsemen had caught the glimpse of some bright ornament,
+clasp, or aiguillette, on Kate's dress. They were hunters and foresters
+from below; servants in the household of a beneficent lady; and in some
+pursuit of flying game had wandered beyond their ordinary limits.
+Struck by the sudden scintillation from Kate's dress played upon by the
+morning sun, they rode up to the thicket. Great was their surprise,
+great their pity, to see a young officer in uniform stretched within
+the bushes upon the ground, and perhaps dying. Borderers from childhood
+on this dreadful frontier, sacred to winter and death, they understood
+the case at once. They dismounted: and with the tenderness of women,
+raising the poor frozen cornet in their arms, washed her temples with
+brandy, whilst one, at intervals, suffered a few drops to trickle
+within her lips. As the restoration of a warm bed was now most likely
+to be successful, they lifted the helpless stranger upon a horse,
+walking on each side with supporting arms. Once again our Kate is in
+the saddle; once again a Spanish Caballador. But Kate's bridle-hand is
+deadly cold. And her spurs, that she had never unfastened since leaving
+the monastic asylum, hung as idle as the flapping sail that fills
+unsteadily with the breeze upon a stranded ship.
+
+This procession had some miles to go, and over difficult ground; but at
+length it reached the forest-like park and the chateau of the wealthy
+proprietress. Kate was still half-frozen and speechless, except at
+intervals. Heavens! can this corpse-like, languishing young woman, be
+the Kate that once, in her radiant girlhood, rode with a handful of
+comrades into a column of two thousand enemies, that saw her comrades
+die, that persisted when all were dead, that tore from the heart of all
+resistance the banner of her native Spain? Chance and change have
+'written strange defeatures in her face.' Much is changed; but some
+things are not changed: there is still kindness that overflows with
+pity: there is still helplessness that asks for this pity without a
+voice: she is now received by a Senora, not less kind than that
+maternal aunt, who, on the night of her birth, first welcomed her to a
+loving home; and she, the heroine of Spain, is herself as helpless now
+as that little lady who, then at ten minutes of age, was kissed and
+blessed by all the household of St. Sebastian.
+
+Let us suppose Kate placed in a warm bed. Let us suppose her in a few
+hours recovering steady consciousness; in a few days recovering some
+power of self-support; in a fortnight able to seek the gay saloon,
+where the Senora was sitting alone, and rendering thanks, with that
+deep sincerity which ever characterized our wild-hearted Kate, for the
+critical services received from that lady and her establishment.
+
+This lady, a widow, was what the French call a _metisse_, the Spaniards
+a _mestizza_; that is, the daughter of a genuine Spaniard, and an
+Indian mother. I shall call her simply a _creole_, [Footnote:
+'Creole.'--At that time the infusion of negro or African blood was
+small. Consequently none of the negro hideousness was diffused. After
+these intercomplexities had arisen between all complications of descent
+from three original strands, European, American, African, the
+distinctions of social consideration founded on them bred names so
+many, that a court calendar was necessary to keep you from blundering.
+As yet, the varieties were few. Meantime, the word _creole_ has always
+been misapplied in our English colonies to a person (though of strictly
+European blood,) simply because _born_ in the West Indies. In this
+English use, it expresses the same difference as the Romans indicated
+by _Hispanus_ and _Hispanicus_. The first meant a person of Spanish
+blood, a native of Spain; the second, a Roman born in Spain. So of
+_Germanus_ and _Germanicus_, _Italus_ and _Italicus_, _Anglus_ and
+_Anglicus_, &c.; an important distinction, on which see Casaubon _apud
+Scriptores. Hist. Augustan._] which will indicate her want of pure
+Spanish blood sufficiently to explain her deference for those who had
+it. She was a kind, liberal woman; rich rather more than needed where
+there were no opera boxes to rent--a widow about fifty years old in the
+wicked world's account, some forty-four in her own; and happy, above
+all, in the possession of a most lovely daughter, whom even the wicked
+world did not accuse of more than sixteen years. This daughter, Juana,
+was--But stop--let her open the door of the saloon in which the Senora
+and the cornet are conversing, and speak for herself. She did so, after
+an hour had passed; which length of time, to _her_ that never had any
+business whatever in her innocent life, seemed sufficient to settle the
+business of the old world and the new. Had Pietro Diaz (as Catalina now
+called herself) been really a Peter, and not a sham Peter, what a
+vision of loveliness would have rushed upon his sensibilities as the
+door opened! Do not expect me to describe her, for which, however,
+there are materials extant, sleeping in archives, where they have slept
+for two hundred and twenty years. It is enough that she is reported to
+have united the stately tread of Andalusian women with the innocent
+voluptuousness of Peruvian eyes. As to her complexion and figure, be it
+known that Juana's father was a gentleman from Grenada, having in his
+veins the grandest blood of all this earth, blood of Goths and Vandals,
+tainted (for which Heaven be thanked!) twice over with blood of Arabs--
+once through Moors, once through Jews; [Footnote: It is well known,
+that the very reason why the Spanish of all nations became the most
+gloomily jealous of a Jewish cross in the pedigree, was because, until
+the vigilance of the Church rose into ferocity, in no nation was such a
+cross so common. The hatred of fear is ever the deepest. And men hated
+the Jewish taint, as once in Jerusalem they hated the leprosy, because
+even whilst they raved against it, the secret proofs of it might be
+detected amongst their own kindred, even as in the Temple, whilst once
+a king rose in mutiny against the priesthood, (2 Chron. xxvi 16-20,)
+suddenly the leprosy that dethroned him, blazed out upon his forehead.]
+whilst from her grandmother, Juana drew the deep subtle melancholy and
+the beautiful contours of limb which belong to the Indian race--a race
+destined silently and slowly to fade from the earth. No awkwardness was
+or could be in this antelope, when gliding with forest grace into the
+room--no town-bred shame--nothing but the unaffected pleasure of one
+who wishes to speak a fervent welcome, but knows not if she ought--the
+astonishment of a Miranda, bred in utter solitude, when first beholding
+a princely Ferdinand--and just so much reserve as to remind you, that
+if Catalina thought fit to dissemble her sex, she did _not_. And
+consider, reader, if you look back and are a great arithmetician, that
+whilst the Senora had only fifty per cent of Spanish blood, Juana had
+seventy-five; so that her Indian melancholy after all was swallowed up
+for the present by her Vandal, by her Arab, by her Spanish fire.
+
+Catalina, seared as she was by the world, has left it evident in her
+memoirs that she was touched more than she wished to be by this
+innocent child. Juana formed a brief lull for Catalina in her too
+stormy existence. And if for _her_ in this life the sweet reality
+of a sister had been possible, here was the sister she would have
+chosen. On the other hand, what might Juana think of the cornet? To
+have been thrown upon the kind hospitalities of her native home, to
+have been rescued by her mother's servants from that fearful death
+which, lying but a few miles off, had filled her nursery with
+traditionary tragedies,--_that_ was sufficient to create an
+interest in the stranger. But his bold martial demeanor, his yet
+youthful style of beauty, his frank manners, his animated conversation
+that reported a hundred contests with suffering and peril, wakened for
+the first time her admiration. Men she had never seen before, except
+menial servants, or a casual priest. But here was a gentleman, young
+like herself, that rode in the cavalry of Spain--that carried the
+banner of the only potentate whom Peruvians knew of--the King of the
+Spains and the Indies--that had doubled Cape Horn, that had crossed the
+Andes, that had suffered shipwreck, that had rocked upon fifty storms,
+and had wrestled for life through fifty battles.
+
+The reader knows all that followed. The sisterly love which Catalina
+did really feel for this young mountaineer was inevitably misconstrued.
+Embarrassed, but not able, from sincere affection, or almost in bare
+propriety, to refuse such expressions of feeling as corresponded to the
+artless and involuntary kindnesses of the ingenuous Juana, one day the
+cornet was surprised by mamma in the act of encircling her daughter's
+waist with his martial arm, although waltzing was premature by at least
+two centuries in Peru. She taxed him instantly with dishonorably
+abusing her confidence. The cornet made but a bad defence. He muttered
+something about '_fraternal affection_,' about 'esteem,' and a
+great deal of metaphysical words that are destined to remain
+untranslated in their original Spanish. The good Senora, though she
+could boast only of forty-four years' experience, was not altogether to
+be '_had_' in that fashion--she was as learned as if she had been
+fifty, and she brought matters to a speedy crisis. 'You are a
+Spaniard,' she said, 'a gentleman, therefore; _remember_ that you
+are a gentleman. This very night, if your intentions are not serious,
+quit my house. Go to Tucuman; you shall command my horses and servants;
+but stay no longer to increase the sorrow that already you will have
+left behind you. My daughter loves you. That is sorrow enough, if you
+are trifling with us. But, if not, and you also love _her_, and
+can be happy in our solitary mode of life, stay with us--stay for ever.
+Marry Juana with my free consent. I ask not for wealth. Mine is
+sufficient for you both.' The cornet protested that the honor was one
+never contemplated by _him_--that it was too great--that--. But,
+of course, reader, you know that 'gammon' flourishes in Peru, amongst
+the silver mines, as well as in some more boreal lands that produce
+little better than copper and tin. 'Tin,' however, has its uses. The
+delighted Senora overruled all objections, great and small; and she
+confirmed Juana's notion that the business of two worlds could be
+transacted in an hour, by settling her daughter's future happiness in
+exactly twenty minutes. The poor, weak Catalina, not acting now in any
+spirit of recklessness, grieving sincerely for the gulf that was
+opening before her, and yet shrinking effeminately from the momentary
+shock that would be inflicted by a firm adherence to her duty, clinging
+to the anodyne of a short delay, allowed herself to be installed as the
+lover of Juana. Considerations of convenience, however, postponed the
+marriage. It was requisite to make various purchases; and for this, it
+was requisite to visit Tucuman, where, also, the marriage ceremony
+could be performed with more circumstantial splendor. To Tucuman,
+therefore, after some weeks' interval, the whole party repaired. And at
+Tucuman it was that the tragical events arose, which, whilst
+interrupting such a mockery for ever, left the poor Juana still happily
+deceived, and never believing for a moment that hers was a rejected or
+a deluded heart.
+
+One reporter of Mr. De Ferrer's narrative forgets his usual generosity,
+when he says that the Senora's gift of her daughter to the Alferez was
+not quite so disinterested as it seemed to be. Certainly it was not so
+disinterested as European ignorance might fancy it: but it was quite as
+much so as it ought to have been, in balancing the interests of a
+child. Very true it is--that, being a genuine Spaniard, who was still
+a rare creature in so vast a world as Peru, being a Spartan amongst
+Helots, an Englishman amongst Savages, an Alferez would in those days
+have been a natural noble. His alliance created honor for his wife and
+for his descendants. Something, therefore, the cornet would add to the
+family consideration. But, instead of selfishness, it argued just
+regard for her daughter's interest to build upon this, as some sort of
+equipoise to the wealth which her daughter would bring.
+
+Spaniard, however, as he was, our Alferez on reaching Tucuman found no
+Spaniards to mix with, but instead twelve Portuguese.
+
+Catalina remembered the Spanish proverb--'Subtract from a Spaniard all
+his good qualities, and the remainder makes a pretty fair Portuguese;'
+but, as there was nobody else to gamble with, she entered freely into
+their society. Very soon she suspected that there was foul play: all
+modes of doctoring dice had been made familiar to _her_ by the
+experience of camps. She watched; and, by the time she had lost her
+final coin, she was satisfied that she had been plundered. In her first
+anger she would have been glad to switch the whole dozen across the
+eyes; but, as twelve to one were too great odds, she determined on
+limiting her vengeance to the immediate culprit. Him she followed into
+the street; and coming near enough to distinguish his profile reflected
+on a wall, she continued to keep him in view from a short distance. The
+light-hearted young cavalier whistled, as he went, an old Portuguese
+ballad of romance; and in a quarter of an hour came up to an house, the
+front door of which he began to open with a pass-key. This operation
+was the signal for Catalina that the hour of vengeance had struck; and,
+stepping hastily up, she tapped the Portuguese on the shoulder, saying
+--'Senor, you are a robber!' The Portuguese turned coolly round, and,
+seeing his gaming antagonist, replied--'Possibly, Sir; but I have no
+particular fancy for being told so,' at the same time drawing his
+sword. Catalina had not designed to take any advantage; and the
+touching him on the shoulder, with the interchange of speeches, and the
+known character of Kate, sufficiently imply it. But it is too probable
+in such cases, that the party whose intention has been regularly
+settled from the first, will, and must have an advantage unconsciously
+over a man so abruptly thrown on his defence. However this might be,
+they had not fought a minute before Catalina passed her sword through
+her opponent's body; and without a groan or a sigh, the Portuguese
+cavalier fell dead at his own door. Kate searched the street with her
+ears, and (as far as the indistinctness of night allowed) with her
+eyes. All was profoundly silent; and she was satisfied that no human
+figure was in motion. What should be done with the body? A glance at
+the door of the house settled _that_: Fernando had himself opened
+it at the very moment when he received the summons to turn round. She
+dragged the corpse in, therefore, to the foot of the staircase, put the
+key by the dead man's side, and then issuing softly into the street,
+drew the door close with as little noise as possible. Catalina again
+paused to listen and to watch, went home to the hospitable Senora's
+house, retired to bed, fell asleep, and early the next morning was
+awakened by the Corregidor and four alguazils.
+
+The lawlessness of all that followed strikingly exposes the frightful
+state of criminal justice at that time, wherever Spanish law prevailed.
+No evidence appeared to connect Catalina in any way with the death of
+Fernando Acosta. The Portuguese gamblers, besides that perhaps they
+thought lightly of such an accident, might have reasons of their own
+for drawing off public attention from their pursuits in Tucuman: not
+one of these men came forward openly; else the circumstances at the
+gaming table, and the departure of Catalina so closely on the heels of
+her opponent, would have suggested reasonable grounds for detaining her
+until some further light should be obtained. As it was, her
+imprisonment rested upon no colorable ground whatever, unless the
+magistrate had received some anonymous information, which, however, he
+never alleged. One comfort there was, meantime, in Spanish injustice:
+it did not loiter. Full gallop it went over the ground: one week often
+sufficed for informations--for trial--for execution; and the only bad
+consequence was, that a second or a third week sometimes exposed the
+disagreeable fact that everything had been 'premature;' a solemn
+sacrifice had been made to offended justice, in which all was right
+except as to the victim; it was the wrong man; and _that_ gave
+extra trouble; for then all was to do over again, another man to be
+executed, and, possibly, still to be caught.
+
+Justice moved at her usual Spanish rate in the present case. Kate was
+obliged to rise instantly; not suffered to speak to anybody in the
+house, though, in going out, a door opened, and she saw the young Juana
+looking out with saddest Indian expression. In one day the trial was
+all finished. Catalina said (which was true) that she hardly knew
+Acosta; and that people of her rank were used to attack their enemies
+face to face, not by murderous surprises. The magistrates were
+impressed with Catalina's answers (yet answered to _what_?) Things
+were beginning to look well, when all was suddenly upset by two
+witnesses, whom the reader (who is a sort of accomplice after the fact,
+having been privately let into the truths of the case, and having
+concealed his knowledge), will know at once to be false witnesses, but
+whom the old Spanish buzwigs doated on as models of all that could be
+looked for in the best. Both were very ill-looking fellows, as it was
+their duty to be. And the first deposed as follows:--That through his
+quarter of Tucuman, the fact was notorious of Acosta's wife being the
+object of a criminal pursuit on the part of the Alferez (Catalina):
+that, _doubtless_, the injured husband had surprised the prisoner,
+which, of course, had led to the murder, to the staircase, to the key--
+to everything, in short, that could be wished; no--stop! what am I
+saying?--to everything that ought to be abominated. Finally--for he had
+now settled the main question--that he had a friend who would take up
+the case where he himself, from short-sightedness, was obliged to lay
+it down.' This friend, the Pythias of this short-sighted Damon started
+up in a frenzy of virtue at this summons, and, rushing to the front of
+the alguazils, said, 'That since his friend had proved sufficiently the
+fact of the Alferez having been lurking in the house, and having
+murdered a man, all that rested upon _him_ to show was, how that
+murderer got out of the house; which he could do satisfactorily; for
+there was a balcony running along the windows on the second floor, one
+of which windows he himself, lurking in a corner of the street, saw the
+Alferez throw up, and from the said balcony take a flying leap into the
+said street.' Evidence like this was conclusive; no defence was
+listened to, nor indeed had the prisoner any to produce. The Alferez
+could deny neither the staircase nor the balcony: the street is there
+to this day, like the bricks in Jack Cade's Chimney, testifying all
+that may be required; and, as to our friend who saw the leap, there he
+was; nobody could deny _him_. The prisoner might indeed have
+suggested that she never heard of Acosta's wife, nor had the existence
+of such a wife been ripened even into a suspicion. But the bench were
+satisfied; chopping logic was of no use; and sentence was pronounced--
+that on the eighth day from the day of arrest, the Alferez should be
+executed in the public square.
+
+It was not amongst the weaknesses of Catalina--who had so often
+inflicted death, and, by her own journal, thought so lightly of
+inflicting it (if not under cowardly advantages)--to shrink from facing
+death in her own person. Many incidents in her career show the coolness
+and even gaiety with which, in any case where death was apparently
+inevitable, she would have gone to meet it. But in this case she
+_had_ a temptation for escaping it, which was probably in her
+power. She had only to reveal the secret of her sex, and the ridiculous
+witnesses, beyond whose testimony there was nothing at all against her,
+must at once be covered with derision. Catalina had some liking for
+fun; and a main inducement to this course was, that it would enable her
+to say to the judges, 'Now you see what old fools you've made of
+yourselves; every woman and child in Peru will soon be laughing at
+you.' I must acknowledge my own weakness; this last temptation I could
+_not_ have withstood; flesh is weak, and fun is strong. But
+Catalina _did_. On consideration she fancied, that although the
+particular motive for murdering Acosta would be dismissed with
+laughter, still this might not clear her of the murder, which on some
+_other_ motive she might have committed. But supposing that she
+were cleared altogether, what most of all she feared was, that the
+publication of her sex would throw a reflex light upon many past
+transactions in her life--would instantly find its way to Spain--and
+would probably soon bring her within the tender attentions of the
+Inquisition. She kept firm to the resolution of not saving her life by
+this discovery. And so far as her fate lay in her own hands, she would
+(as the reader will perceive from a little incident at the scaffold)
+have perished to a certainty. But even at this point, how strange a
+case! A woman _falsely_ accused of an act which she really
+_did_ commit! And falsely accused of a true offence upon a motive
+that was impossible!
+
+As the sun set upon the seventh day, when the hours were numbered for
+the prisoner, there filed into her cell four persons in religious
+habits. They came on the charitable mission of preparing the poor
+convict for death. Catalina, however, watching all things narrowly,
+remarked something earnest and significant in the eye of the leader, as
+of one who had some secret communication to make. She contrived to
+clasp this man's hands, as if in the energy of internal struggles, and
+_he_ contrived to slip into hers the very smallest of billets from
+poor Juana. It contained, for indeed it _could_ contain, only
+these three words--'Do not confess. J.' This one caution, so simple and
+so brief, was a talisman. It did not refer to any confession of the
+crime; _that_ would have been assuming what Juana was neither
+entitled nor disposed to assume, but, in the technical sense of the
+Church, to the act of devotional confession. Catalina found a single
+moment for a glance at it--understood the whole--resolutely refused to
+confess, as a person unsettled in her religious opinions, that needed
+spiritual instructions, and the four monks withdrew to make their
+report. The principal judge, upon hearing of the prisoner's
+impenitence, granted another day. At the end of _that_, no change
+having occurred either in the prisoner's mind, or in the circumstances,
+he issued his warrant for the execution. Accordingly, as the sun went
+down, the sad procession formed within the prison. Into the great
+square of Tucuman it moved, where the scaffold had been built, and the
+whole city had assembled for the spectacle. Catalina steadily ascended
+the ladder of the scaffold; even then she resolved not to benefit by
+revealing her sex; even then it was that she expressed her scorn for
+the lubberly executioner's mode of tying a knot; did it herself in a
+'ship-shape,' orthodox manner; received in return the enthusiastic
+plaudits of the crowd, and so far ran the risk of precipitating her
+fate; for the timid magistrates, fearing a rescue from the impetuous
+mob, angrily ordered the executioner to finish the scene. The clatter
+of a galloping horse, however, at this instant forced them to pause.
+The crowd opened a road for the agitated horseman, who was the bearer
+of an order from the President of La Plata to suspend the execution
+until two prisoners could be examined. The whole was the work of the
+Senora and her daughter. The elder lady, having gathered informations
+against the witnesses, had pursued them to La Plata. There, by her
+influence with the Governor, they were arrested; recognised as old
+malefactors; and in their terror had partly confessed their perjury.
+Catalina was removed to La Plata; solemnly acquitted; and, by the
+advice of the President, for the present the connection with the
+Senora's family was postponed indefinitely.
+
+Now was the last adventure approaching that ever Catalina should see in
+the new world. Some fine sights she may yet see in Europe, but nothing
+after this (_which she has recorded_) in America. Europe, if it
+had ever heard of her name (which very shortly it _shall_), Kings,
+Pope, Cardinals, if they were but aware of her existence (which in six
+months they _shall_ be), would thirst for an introduction to our
+Catalina. You hardly thought now, reader, that she was such a great
+person, or anybody's pet but yours and mine. Bless you, Sir, she would
+scorn to look at _us_. I tell you, royalties are languishing to
+see her, or soon _will_ be. But how can this come to pass, if she
+is to continue in her present obscurity? Certainly it cannot without
+some great _peripetteia_ or vertiginous whirl of fortune; which,
+therefore, you shall now behold taking place in one turn of her next
+adventure. _That_ shall let in a light, _that_ shall throw
+back a Claude Lorraine gleam over all the past, able to make Kings,
+that would have cared not for her under Peruvian daylight, come to
+glorify her setting beams.
+
+The Senora--and, observe, whatever kindness she does to Catalina speaks
+secretly from two hearts, her own and Juana's--had, by the advice of
+Mr. President Mendonia, given sufficient money for Catalina's
+travelling expenses. So far well. But Mr. M. chose to add a little
+codicil to this bequest of the Senora's, never suggested by her or by
+her daughter. 'Pray,' said this inquisitive President, who surely might
+have found business enough in La Plata, 'Pray, Senor Pietro Diaz, did
+you ever live at Concepcion? And were you ever acquainted there with
+Senor Miguel de Erauso? That man, Sir, was my friend.' What a pity that
+on this occasion Catalina could not venture to be candid! What a
+capital speech it would have made to say--'_Friend_ were you? I
+think you could hardly be _that_, with seven hundred miles between
+you. But that man was _my_ friend also; and, secondly, my brother.
+True it is I killed him. But if you happen to know that this was by
+pure mistake in the dark, what an old rogue you must be to throw
+_that_ in my teeth, which is the affliction of my life!' Again,
+however, as so often in the same circumstances, Catalina thought that
+it would cause more ruin than it could heal to be candid; and, indeed,
+if she were really _P. Diaz, Esq. _, how came she to be brother to
+the late Mr. Erauso? On consideration, also, if she could not tell
+_all_, merely to have professed a fraternal connection which never
+was avowed by either whilst living together, would not have brightened
+the reputation of Catalina, which too surely required a scouring.
+Still, from my kindness for poor Kate, I feel uncharitably towards the
+president for advising Senor Pietro 'to travel for his health.' What
+had _he_ to do with people's health? However, Mr. Peter, as he had
+pocketed the Senora's money, thought it right to pocket also the advice
+that accompanied its payment. That he might be in a condition to do so,
+he went off to buy a horse. He was in luck to-day. For beside money and
+advice, he obtained, at a low rate, a horse both beautiful and
+serviceable for a journey. To Paz it was, a city of prosperous name,
+that the cornet first moved. But Paz did not fulfil the promise of its
+name. For it laid the grounds of a feud that drove our Kate out of
+America.
+
+Her first adventure was a bagatelle, and fitter for a jest-book than a
+history; yet it proved no jest either, since it led to the tragedy that
+followed. Riding into Paz, our gallant standard-bearer and her bonny
+black horse drew all eyes, _comme de raison_, upon their separate
+charms. This was inevitable amongst the indolent population of a
+Spanish town; and Kate was used to it. But, having recently had a
+little too much of the public attention, she felt nervous on remarking
+two soldiers eyeing the handsome horse and the handsome rider, with an
+attention that seemed too solemn for mere _aesthetics_. However,
+Kate was not the kind of person to let anything dwell on her spirits,
+especially if it took the shape of impudence; and, whistling gaily, she
+was riding forward--when, who should cross her path but the Alcalde!
+Ah! Alcalde, you see a person now that has a mission against you,
+though quite unknown to herself. He looked so sternly, that Kate asked
+if his worship had any commands. 'These men,' said the Alcalde, 'these
+two soldiers, say that this horse is stolen.' To one who had so
+narrowly and so lately escaped the balcony witness and his friend, it
+was really no laughing matter to hear of new affidavits in preparation.
+Kate was nervous, but never disconcerted. In a moment she had twitched
+off a saddle-cloth on which she sat; and throwing it over the horse's
+head, so as to cover up all between the ears and the mouth, she
+replied, 'that she had bought and paid for the horse at La Plata. But
+now, your worship, if this horse has really been stolen from these men,
+they must know well of which eye it is blind; for it _can_ be only
+in the right eye or the left.' One of the soldiers cried out instantly,
+that it was the left eye; but the other said, 'No, no, you forget, it's
+the right.' Kate maliciously called attention to this little schism.
+But the men said, 'Ah, _that_ was nothing--they were hurried; but
+now, on recollecting themselves, they were agreed that it was the left
+eye.' Did they stand to that? 'Oh yes, positive they were, left eye,
+left.'
+
+Upon which our Kate, twitching off the horse-cloth, said gaily to the
+magistrate, 'Now, Sir, please to observe that this horse has nothing
+the matter with either eye.' And in fact it _was_ so. Then his
+worship ordered his alguazils to apprehend the two witnesses, who
+posted off to bread and water, with other reversionary advantages,
+whilst Kate rode in quest of the best dinner that Paz could furnish.
+
+This Alcalde's acquaintance, however, was not destined to drop here.
+Something had appeared in the young _caballero's_ bearing, which
+made it painful to have addressed him with harshness, or for a moment
+to have entertained such a charge against such a person. He despatched
+his cousin, therefore, Don Antonio Calderon, to offer his apologies,
+and at the same time to request that the stranger, whose rank and
+quality he regretted not to have known, would do him the honor to come
+and dine with him. This explanation, and the fact that Don Antonio had
+already proclaimed his own position as cousin to the magistrate and
+nephew to the Bishop of Cuzco, obliged Catalina to say, after thanking
+the gentlemen for their obliging attentions, 'I myself hold the rank of
+Alferez in the service of his Catholic Majesty. I am a native of
+Biscay, and I am now repairing to Cuzco on private business.' 'To
+Cuzco!' exclaimed Don Antonio, 'how very fortunate! My cousin is a
+Basque like you; and, like you, he starts for Cuzco to-morrow morning;
+so that, if it is agreeable to you, Senor Alferez, we will travel
+together.' It was settled that they should. To travel--amongst 'balcony
+witnesses,' and anglers for 'blind horses'--not merely with a just man,
+but with the very abstract idea and riding allegory of justice, was too
+delightful to the storm-wearied cornet; and he cheerfully accompanied
+Don Antonio to the house of the magistrate, called Don Pedro de
+Chavarria. Distinguished was his reception; the Alcalde personally
+renewed his regrets for the ridiculous scene of the two scampish
+oculists, and presented him to his wife, a splendid Andalusian beauty,
+to whom he had been married about a year.
+
+This lady there is a reason for describing; and the French reporter of
+Catalina's memoirs dwells upon the theme. She united, he says, the
+sweetness of the German lady with the energy of the Arabian, a
+combination hard to judge of. As to her feet, he adds, I say nothing;
+for she had scarcely any at all. '_Je ne parle point de ses pieds,
+elle n'en avait presque pas_.' 'Poor lady!' says a compassionate
+rustic: 'no feet! What a shocking thing that so fine a woman should
+have been so sadly mutilated!' Oh, my dear rustic, you're quite in the
+wrong box. The Frenchman means this as the very highest compliment.
+Beautiful, however, she must have been; and a Cinderella, I hope, not a
+Cinderellula, considering that she had the inimitable walk and step of
+the Andalusians, which cannot be accomplished without something of a
+proportionate basis to stand upon.
+
+The reason which there is (as I have said) for describing this lady,
+arises out of her relation to the tragic events which followed. She, by
+her criminal levity, was the cause of all. And I must here warn the
+moralizing blunderer of two errors that he is too likely to make: 1st,
+That he is invited to read some extract from a licentious amour, as if
+for its own interest; 2d, Or on account of Donna Catalina's memoirs,
+with a view to relieve their too martial character. I have the pleasure
+to assure him of his being so utterly in the darkness of error, that
+any possible change he can make in his opinions, right or left, must be
+for the better: he cannot stir, but he will mend, which is a delightful
+thought for the moral and blundering mind. As to the first point, what
+little glimpse he obtains of a licentious amour is, as a court of
+justice will sometimes show him such a glimpse, simply to make
+intelligible the subsequent facts which depend upon it. Secondly, As to
+the conceit, that Catalina wished to embellish her memoirs, understand
+that no such practice then existed; certainly not in Spanish
+literature. Her memoirs are electrifying by their facts; else, in the
+manner of telling these facts, they are systematically dry.
+
+Don Antonio Calderon was a handsome, accomplished cavalier. And in the
+course of dinner, Catalina was led to judge, from the behavior to each
+other of this gentleman and the lady, the Alcalde's beautiful wife,
+that they had an improper understanding. This also she inferred from
+the furtive language of their eyes. Her wonder was, that the Alcalde
+should be so blind; though upon that point she saw reason in a day or
+two to change her opinion. Some people see everything by affecting to
+see nothing. The whole affair, however, was nothing at all to
+_her_, and she would have dismissed it from her thoughts
+altogether, but for what happened on the journey.
+
+From the miserable roads, eight hours a day of travelling was found
+quite enough for man and beast; the product of which eight hours was
+from ten to twelve leagues. On the last day but one of the journey, the
+travelling party, which was precisely the original dinner party,
+reached a little town ten leagues short of Cuzco. The Corregidor of
+this place was a friend of the Alcalde; and through _his_
+influence the party obtained better accommodations than those which
+they had usually had in a hovel calling itself a _venta_, or in
+the sheltered corner of a barn. The Alcalde was to sleep at the
+Corregidor's house; the two young cavaliers, Calderon and our Kate, had
+sleeping rooms at the public _locanda_; but for the lady was
+reserved a little pleasure-house in an enclosed garden. This was a
+plaything of a house; but the season being summer, and the house
+surrounded with tropical flowers, the lady preferred it (in spite of
+its loneliness) to the damp mansion of the official grandee, who, in
+her humble opinion, was quite as fusty as his mansion, and his mansion
+not much less so than himself.
+
+After dining gaily together at the _locanda_, and possibly taking a
+'rise' out of his worship the Corregidor, as a repeating echo of Don
+Quixote, (then growing popular in Spanish America,) the young man who
+was no young officer, and the young officer who was no young man,
+lounged down together to the little pavilion in the flower-garden, with
+the purpose of paying their respects to the presiding belle. They were
+graciously received, and had the honor of meeting there his Mustiness
+the Alcalde, and his Fustiness the Corregidor; whose conversation was
+surely improving, but not equally brilliant. How they got on under the
+weight of two such muffs, has been a mystery for two centuries. But
+they _did_ to a certainty, for the party did not break up till eleven.
+_Tea and turn out_ you could not call it; for there was the _turn out_
+in rigor, but not the _tea_. One thing, however, Catalina by mere
+accident had an opportunity of observing, and observed with pain. The
+two official gentlemen had gone down the steps into the garden.
+Catalina, having forgot her hat, went back into the little vestibule to
+look for it. There stood the lady and Don Antonio, exchanging a few
+final words (they _were_ final) and a few final signs. Amongst the last
+Kate observed distinctly this, and distinctly she understood it. First
+drawing Calderon's attention to the gesture, as one of significant
+pantomime, by raising her forefinger, the lady snuffed out one of the
+candles. The young man answered it by a look of intelligence, and all
+three passed down the steps together. The lady was disposed to take the
+cool air, and accompanied them to the garden-gate; but, in passing
+down the walk, Catalina noticed a second ill-omened sign that all was
+not right. Two glaring eyes she distinguished amongst the shrubs for a
+moment, and a rustling immediately after. 'What's that?' said the lady,
+and Don Antonio answered carelessly, 'A bird flying out of the bushes.'
+
+Catalina, as usual, had read everything. Not a wrinkle or a rustle was
+lost upon _her_. And, therefore, when she reached the
+_locanda_, knowing to an iota all that was coming, she did not
+retire to bed, but paced before the house. She had not long to wait: in
+fifteen minutes the door opened softly, and out stepped Calderon. Kate
+walked forward, and faced him immediately; telling him laughingly that
+it was not good for his health to go abroad on this night. The young
+man showed some impatience; upon which, very seriously, Kate acquainted
+him with her suspicions, and with the certainty that the Alcalde was
+not so blind as he had seemed. Calderon thanked her for the
+information; would be upon his guard; but, to prevent further
+expostulation, he wheeled round instantly into the darkness. Catalina
+was too well convinced, however, of the mischief on foot, to leave him
+thus. She followed rapidly, and passed silently into the garden, almost
+at the same time with Calderon. Both took their stations behind trees;
+Calderon watching nothing but the burning candles, Catalina watching
+circumstances to direct her movements. The candles burned brightly in
+the little pavilion. Presently one was extinguished. Upon this,
+Calderon pressed forward to the steps, hastily ascended them, and
+passed into the vestibule. Catalina followed on his traces. What
+succeeded was all one scene of continued, dreadful dumb show; different
+passions of panic, or deadly struggle, or hellish malice absolutely
+suffocated all articulate words.
+
+In a moment a gurgling sound was heard, as of a wild beast attempting
+vainly to yell over some creature that it was strangling. Next came a
+tumbling out at the door of one black mass, which heaved and parted at
+intervals into two figures, which closed, which parted again, which at
+last fell down the steps together. Then appeared a figure in white. It
+was the unhappy Andalusian; and she seeing the outline of Catalina's
+person, ran up to her, unable to utter one syllable. Pitying the agony
+of her horror, Catalina took her within her own cloak, and carried her
+out at the garden gate. Calderon had by this time died; and the
+maniacal Alcalde had risen up to pursue his wife. But Kate, foreseeing
+what he would do, had stepped silently within the shadow of the garden
+wall. Looking down the road to the town, and seeing nobody moving, the
+maniac, for some purpose, went back to the house. This moment Kate used
+to recover the _locanda_ with the lady still panting in horror.
+What was to be done? To think of concealment in this little place was
+out of the question. The Alcalde was a man of local power, and it was
+certain that he would kill his wife on the spot. Kate's generosity
+would not allow her to have any collusion with this murderous purpose.
+At Cuzco, the principal convent was ruled by a near relative of the
+Andalusian; and there she would find shelter. Kate, therefore, saddled
+her horse rapidly, placed the lady behind, and rode off in the
+darkness. About five miles out of the town their road was crossed by a
+torrent, over which they could not hit the bridge. 'Forward!' cried the
+lady; and Kate repeating the word to the horse, the docile creature
+leaped down into the water. They were all sinking at first; but having
+its head free, the horse swam clear of all obstacles through the
+midnight darkness, and scrambled out on the opposite bank. The two
+riders were dripping from the shoulders downward. But, seeing a light
+twinkling from a cottage window, Kate rode up; obtained a little
+refreshment, and the benefit of a fire, from a poor laboring man. From
+this man she also bought a warm mantle for the lady, who, besides her
+torrent bath, was dressed in a light evening robe, so that but for the
+horseman's cloak of Kate she would have perished. But there was no time
+to lose. They had already lost two hours from the consequences of their
+cold bath. Cuzco was still eighteen miles distant; and the Alcalde's
+shrewdness would at once divine this to be his wife's mark. They
+remounted: very soon the silent night echoed the hoofs of a pursuing
+rider; and now commenced the most frantic race, in which each party
+rode as if the whole game of life were staked upon the issue. The pace
+was killing: and Kate has delivered it as her opinion, in the memoirs
+which she wrote, that the Alcalde was the better mounted. This may be
+doubted. And certainly Kate had ridden too many years in the Spanish
+cavalry to have any fear of his worship's horsemanship; but it was a
+prodigious disadvantage that _her_ horse had to carry double;
+while the horse ridden by her opponent was one of those belonging to
+the murdered Don Antonio, and known to Kate as a powerful animal. At
+length they had come within three miles at Cuzco. The road after this
+descended the whole way to the city, and in some places rapidly, so as
+to require a cool rider. Suddenly a deep trench appeared traversing the
+whole extent of a broad heath. It was useless to evade it. To have
+hesitated was to be lost. Kate saw the necessity of clearing it, but
+doubted much whether her poor exhausted horse, after twenty-one miles
+of work so severe, had strength for the effort. Kate's maxim, however,
+which never yet had failed, both figuratively for life, and literally
+for the saddle, was--to ride at everything that showed a front of
+resistance. She did so now. Having come upon the trench rather too
+suddenly, she wheeled round for the advantage of coming down upon it
+more determinately, rode resolutely at it, and gained the opposite
+bank. The hind feet of her horse were sinking back from the rottenness
+of the ground; but the strong supporting bridle-hand of Kate carried
+him forward; and in ten minutes more they would be in Cuzco. This being
+seen by the vicious Alcalde, who had built great hopes on the trench,
+he unslung his carbine, pulled up, and fired after the bonny black
+horse and its bonny fair riders. But this manoeuvre would have lost his
+worship any bet that he might have had depending on this admirable
+steeple-chase. Had I been stakeholder, what a pleasure it would have
+been, in fifteen minutes from this very vicious shot, to pay into
+Kate's hands every shilling of the deposits. I would have listened to
+no nonsense about referees or protests. The bullets, says Kate,
+whistled round the poor clinging lady _en croupe_--luckily none
+struck her; but one wounded the horse. And that settled the odds. Kate
+now planted herself well in her stirrups to enter Cuzco, almost
+dangerously a winner; for the horse was so maddened by the wound, and
+the road so steep, that he went like blazes; and it really became
+difficult for Kate to guide him with any precision through narrow
+episcopal paths. Henceforwards the wounded horse required Kate's
+continued attention; and yet, in the mere luxury of strife, it was
+impossible for Kate to avoid turning a little in her saddle to see the
+Alcalde's performance on this tight rope of the trench. His worship's
+horsemanship being perhaps rather rusty, and he not perfectly
+acquainted with his horse, it would have been agreeable to compromise
+the case by riding round, or dismounting. But all _that_ was
+impossible. The job must be done. And I am happy to report, for the
+reader's satisfaction, the sequel--so far as Kate could attend the
+performance. Gathering himself up for mischief, the Alcalde took a
+sweep, as if ploughing out the line of some vast encampment, or tracing
+the _pomaerium_ for some future Rome; then, like thunder and
+lightning, with arms flying aloft in the air, down he came upon the
+trembling trench.
+
+But the horse refused the leap; and, as the only compromise that
+_his_ unlearned brain could suggest, he threw his worship right
+over his ears, lodging him safely in a sand-heap that rose with clouds
+of dust and screams of birds into the morning air. Kate had now no time
+to send back her compliments in a musical halloo. The Alcalde missed
+breaking his neck on this occasion very narrowly; but his neck was of
+no use to him in twenty minutes more, as the reader will soon find.
+Kate rode right onwards; and, coming in with a lady behind her, horse
+bloody, and pace such as no hounds could have lived with, she ought to
+have made a great sensation in Cuzco. But, unhappily, the people were
+all in bed.
+
+The steeple-chase into Cuzco had been a fine headlong thing,
+considering the torrent, the trench, the wounded horse, the lovely
+lady, with her agonizing fears, mounted behind Kate, together with the
+meek dove-like dawn: but the finale crowded together the quickest
+succession of changes that out of a melodrama can ever have been
+witnessed. Kate reached the convent in safety; carried into the
+cloisters, and delivered like a parcel the fair Andalusian. But to
+rouse the servants caused delay; and on returning to the street through
+the broad gateway of the convent, whom should she face but the Alcalde!
+How he escaped the trench, who can tell? He had no time to write
+memoirs; his horse was too illiterate. But he _had_ escaped;
+temper not at all improved by that adventure, and now raised to a hell
+of malignity by seeing that he had lost his prey. In the morning light
+he now saw how to use his sword. He attacked Kate with fury. Both were
+exhausted; and Kate, besides that she had no personal quarrel with the
+Alcalde, having now accomplished her sole object in saving the lady,
+would have been glad of a truce. She could with difficulty wield her
+sword: and the Alcalde had so far the advantage, that he wounded Kate
+severely. That roused her ancient blood. She turned on him now with
+determination. At that moment in rode two servants of the Alcalde, who
+took part with their master. These odds strengthened Kate's resolution,
+but weakened her chances. Just then, however, rode in, and ranged
+himself on Kate's side, the servant of the murdered Don Calderon. In an
+instant, Kate had pushed her sword through the Alcalde, who died upon
+the spot. In an instant the servant of Calderon had fled. In an instant
+the Alguazils had come up. They and the servants of the Alcalde pressed
+furiously on Kate, who now again was fighting for life. Against such
+odds, she was rapidly losing ground; when, in an instant, on the
+opposite side of the street, the great gates of the Episcopal palace
+rolled open. Thither it was that Calderon's servant had fled. The
+bishop and his attendants hurried across. 'Senor Caballador,' said the
+bishop, 'in the name of the Virgin, I enjoin you to surrender your
+sword.' 'My lord,' said Kate, 'I dare not do it with so many enemies
+about me.' 'But I,' replied the bishop, 'become answerable to the law
+for your safe keeping.' Upon which, with filial reverence, all parties
+dropped their swords. Kate being severely wounded, the bishop led her
+into his palace. In an instant came the catastrophe; Kate's discovery
+could no longer be delayed; the blood flowed too rapidly; the wound was
+in her bosom. She requested a private interview with the bishop; all
+was known in a moment; for surgeons and attendants were summoned
+hastily, and Kate had fainted. The good bishop pitied her, and had her
+attended in his palace; then removed to a convent; then to a second at
+Lima; and, after many months had passed, his report to the Spanish
+Government at home of all the particulars, drew from the King of Spain
+and from the Pope an order that the Nun should be transferred to Spain.
+
+Yes, at length the warrior lady, the blooming cornet, this nun that is
+so martial, this dragoon that is so lovely, must visit again the home
+of her childhood, which now for seventeen years she has not seen. All
+Spain, Portugal, Italy, rang with her adventures. Spain, from north to
+south, was frantic with desire to behold her fiery child, whose girlish
+romance, whose patriotic heroism electrified the national imagination.
+The King of Spain must kiss his _faithful_ daughter, that would
+not suffer his banner to see dishonor. The Pope must kiss his
+_wandering_ daughter, that henceforwards will be a lamb travelling
+back into the Christian fold. Potentates so great as these, when
+_they_ speak words of love, do not speak in vain. All was
+forgiven; the sacrilege, the bloodshed, the flight and the scorn of St.
+Peter's keys; the pardons were made out, were signed, were sealed, and
+the chanceries of earth were satisfied.
+
+Ah! what a day of sorrow and of joy was _that_ one day, in the
+first week of November, 1624, when the returning Kate drew near to the
+shore of Andalusia--when, descending into the ship's barge, she was
+rowed to the piers of Cadiz by bargemen in the royal liveries--when she
+saw every ship, street, house, convent, church, crowded, like a day of
+judgment, with human faces, with men, with women, with children, all
+bending the lights of their flashing and their loving eyes upon
+herself. Forty myriads of people had gathered in Cadiz alone. All
+Andalusia had turned out to receive her. Ah! what joy, if she had not
+looked back to the Andes, to their dreadful summits, and their more
+dreadful feet. Ah! what sorrow, if she had not been forced by music,
+and endless banners, and triumphant clamors, to turn away from the
+Andes to the joyous shore which she approached!
+
+Upon this shore stood, ready to receive her, in front of all this
+mighty crowd, the Prime Minister of Spain, the same Conde Olivarez, who
+but one year before had been so haughty and so defying to our haughty
+and defying Duke of Buckingham. But a year ago the Prince of Wales was
+in Spain, and he also was welcomed with triumph and great joy, but not
+with the hundredth part of that enthusiasm which now met the returning
+nun. And Olivarez, that had spoken so roughly to the English Duke, to
+_her_ 'was sweet as summer.' [Footnote: Griffith in Shakspeare,
+when vindicating, in that immortal scene with Queen Catherine, Cardinal
+Wolsey.] Through endless crowds of festive compatriots he conducted her
+to the King. The King folded her in his arms, and could never be
+satisfied with listening to her. He sent for her continually to his
+presence--he delighted in her conversation, so new, so natural, so
+spirited--he settled a pension upon her at that time, of unprecedented
+amount, in the case of a subaltern officer; and by _his_ desire,
+because the year 1625 was a year of jubilee, she departed in a few
+months from Madrid to Rome. She went through Barcelona; there and
+everywhere welcomed as the lady whom the King delighted to honor. She
+travelled to Rome, and all doors flew open to receive her. She was
+presented to his Holiness, with letters from his most Catholic majesty.
+But letters there needed none. The Pope admired her as much as all
+before had done. He caused her to recite all her adventures; and what
+he loved most in her account, was the sincere and sorrowing spirit in
+which she described herself as neither better nor worse than she had
+been. Neither proud was Kate, nor sycophantishly and falsely humble.
+Urban VIII. it was that then filled the chair of St. Peter. He did not
+neglect to raise his daughter's thoughts from earthly things--he
+pointed her eyes to the clouds that were above the dome of St. Peter's
+cathedral--he told her what the cathedral had told her in the gorgeous
+clouds of the Andes and the vesper lights, how sweet a thing, how
+divine a thing it was for Christ's sake to forgive all injuries, and
+how he trusted that no more she would think of bloodshed. He also said
+two words to her in Latin, which, if I had time to repeat a Spanish
+bishop's remark to Kate some time afterwards upon those two mysterious
+words, with Kate's most natural and ingenuous answer to the Bishop upon
+what she supposed to be their meaning, would make the reader smile not
+less than they made myself. You know that Kate _did_ understand a
+little Latin, which, probably, had not been much improved by riding in
+the Light Dragoons. I must find time, however, whether the press and
+the compositors are in a fury or not, to mention that the Pope, in his
+farewell audience to his dear daughter, whom he was to see no more,
+gave her a general license to wear henceforth in all countries--even
+_in partibus Infidelium_--a cavalry officer's dress--boots, spurs,
+sabre, and sabretache; in fact, anything that she and the Horse Guards
+might agree upon. Consequently, reader, remember for your life never to
+say one word, nor suffer any tailor to say one word, against those
+Wellington trousers made in the chestnut forest; for, understand that
+the Papal indulgence, as to this point, runs backwards as well as
+forwards; it is equally shocking and heretical to murmur against
+trousers in the forgotten rear or against trousers yet to come.
+
+From Rome, Kate returned to Spain. She even went to St. Sebastian's--to
+the city, but--whether it was that her heart failed her or not--never
+to the convent. She roamed up and down; everywhere she was welcome--
+everywhere an honored guest; but everywhere restless. The poor and
+humble never ceased from their admiration of her; and amongst the rich
+and aristocratic of Spain, with the King at their head, Kate found
+especial love from two classes of men. The Cardinals and Bishops all
+doated upon her--as their daughter that was returning. The military men
+all doated upon her--as their sister that was retiring.
+
+Some time or other, when I am allowed more elbow-room, I will tell you
+why it is that I myself love this Kate. Now, at this moment, when it is
+necessary for me to close, if I allow you one question before laying
+down my pen--if I say, 'Come now, be quick, ask anything you _have_ to
+ask, for, in one minute, I am going to write _Finis_, after which
+(unless the Queen wished it) I could not add a syllable'--twenty to
+one, I guess what your question will be. You will ask me, What became
+of Kate? What was her end?
+
+Ah, reader! but, if I answer that question, you will say I have
+_not_ answered it. If I tell you that secret, you will say that
+the secret is still hidden. Yet, because I have promised, and because
+you will be angry if I do not, let me do my best; and bad is the best.
+After ten years of restlessness in Spain, with thoughts always turning
+back to the Andes, Kate heard of an expedition on the point of sailing
+to Spanish America. All soldiers knew _her_, so that she had
+information of everything that stirred in camps. Men of the highest
+military rank were going out with the expedition; but they all loved
+Kate as a sister, and were delighted to hear that she would join their
+mess on board ship. This ship, with others, sailed, whither finally
+bound, I really forget. But, on reaching America, all the expedition
+touched at _Vera Cruz_. Thither a great crowd of the military went
+on shore. The leading officers made a separate party for the same
+purpose. Their intention was, to have a gay happy dinner, after their
+long confinement to a ship, at the chief hotel; and happy in perfection
+it could not be, unless Kate would consent to join it. She, that was
+ever kind to brother soldiers, agreed to do so. She descended into the
+boat along with them, and in twenty minutes the boat touched the shore.
+All the bevy of gay laughing officers, junior and senior, like
+schoolboys escaping from school, jumped on shore, and walked hastily,
+as their time was limited, up to the hotel. Arriving there, all turned
+round in eagerness, saying, 'Where is our dear Kate?' Ah, yes, my dear
+Kate, at that solemn moment, where, indeed, were _you_? She had
+_certainly_ taken her seat in the boat: that was sure. Nobody, in
+the general confusion, was certain of having seen her on coming ashore.
+The sea was searched for her--the forests were ransacked. The sea made
+no answer--the forests gave up no sign. I have a conjecture of my own;
+but her brother soldiers were lost in sorrow and confusion, and could
+never arrive even at a conjecture.
+
+That happened two hundred and fourteen years ago! Here is the brief sum
+of all:--This nun sailed from Spain to Peru, and she found no rest for
+the sole of her foot. This nun sailed back from Peru to Spain, and she
+found no rest for the agitations of her heart. This nun sailed again
+from Spain to America, and she found--the rest which all of us find.
+But where it was, could never be made known to the father of Spanish
+camps, that sat in Madrid; nor to Kate's spiritual father, that sat in
+Rome. Known it is to the great Father that once whispered to Kate on
+the Andes; but else it has been a secret for two centuries; and to man
+it remains a secret for ever and ever!
+
+
+
+
+FLIGHT OF A TARTAR TRIBE.
+
+
+There is no great event in modern history, or perhaps it may be said
+more broadly, none in all history, from its earliest records, less
+generally known, or more striking to the imagination, than the flight
+eastwards of a principal Tartar nation across the boundless
+_steppes_ of Asia in the latter half of the last century. The
+_terminus a quo_ of this flight, and the _terminus ad quem_,
+are equally magnificent; the mightiest of Christian thrones being the
+one, the mightiest of Pagan the other. And the grandeur of these two
+terminal objects, is harmoniously supported by the romantic
+circumstances of the flight. In the abruptness of its commencement, and
+the fierce velocity of its execution, we read an expression of the wild
+barbaric character of the agents. In the unity of purpose connecting
+this myriad of wills, and in the blind but unerring aim at a mark so
+remote, there is something which recalls to the mind those Almighty
+instincts that propel the migrations of the swallow, or the life-
+withering marches of the locust. Then again, in the gloomy vengeance of
+Russia and her vast artillery, which hung upon the rear and the skirts
+of the fugitive vassals, we are reminded of Miltonic images--such, for
+instance, as that of the solitary hand pursuing through desert spaces
+and through ancient chaos a rebellious host, and overtaking with
+volleying thunders those who believed themselves already within the
+security of darkness and of distance.
+
+We shall have occasion farther on to compare this event with other
+great national catastrophes as to the magnitude of the suffering. But
+it may also challenge a comparison with similar events under another
+relation, viz., as to its dramatic capabilities. Few cases, perhaps, in
+romance or history, can sustain a close collation with this as to the
+complexity of its separate interests. The great outline of the
+enterprise, taken in connection with the operative motives, hidden or
+avowed, and the religious sanctions under which it was pursued, give to
+the case a triple character: 1st, That of a conspiracy, with as close a
+unity in the incidents, and as much of a personal interest in the
+moving characters, with fine dramatic contrasts, as belongs to Venice
+Preserved, or to the Fiesco of Schiller. 2dly, That of a great military
+expedition offering the same romantic features of vast distances to be
+traversed, vast reverses to be sustained, untried routes, enemies
+obscurely ascertained, and hardships too vaguely prefigured, which mark
+the Egyptian expedition of Cambyses--the anabasis of the younger Cyrus,
+and the subsequent retreat of the ten thousand to the Black Sea--the
+Parthian expeditions of the Romans, especially those of Crassus and
+Julian--or (as more disastrous than any of them, and in point of space
+as well as in amount of forces, more extensive,) the Russian anabasis
+and katabasis of Napoleon. 3dly, That of a religious Exodus, authorized
+by an oracle venerated throughout many nations of Asia, an Exodus,
+therefore, in so far resembling the great Scriptural Exodus of the
+Israelites, under Moses and Joshua, as well as in the very peculiar
+distinction of carrying along with them their entire families, women,
+children, slaves, their herds of cattle and of sheep, their horses and
+their camels.
+
+This triple character of the enterprise naturally invests it with a
+more comprehensive interest. But the dramatic interest, which we
+ascribed to it, or its fitness for a stage representation, depends
+partly upon the marked variety and the strength of the personal
+agencies concerned, and partly upon the succession of scenical
+situations. Even the _steppes_, the camels, the tents, the snowy
+and the sandy deserts, are not beyond the scale of our modern
+representative powers, as often called into action in the theatres both
+of Paris and London; and the series of situations unfolded, beginning
+with the general conflagration on the Wolga--passing thence to the
+disastrous scenes of the flight (as it literally was in its
+commencement)--to the Tartar siege of the Russian fortress Koulagina--
+the bloody engagement with the Cossacks in the mountain passes at
+Ouchim--the surprisal by the Bashkirs and the advanced posts of the
+Russian army at Torgau--the private conspiracy at this point against
+the Khan--the long succession of running fights--the parting massacres
+at the lake of Tengis under the eyes of the Chinese--and finally, the
+tragical retribution to Zebek-Dorchi at the hunting-lodge of the
+Chinese emperor;--all these situations communicate a _scenical_
+animation to the wild romance, if treated dramatically; whilst a higher
+and a philosophic interest belongs to it as a case of authentic
+history, commemorating a great revolution for good and for evil, in the
+fortunes of a whole people--a people semi-barbarous, but simple-
+hearted, and of ancient descent.
+
+On the 2lst of January, 1761, the young Prince Oubacha assumed the
+sceptre of the Kalmucks upon the death of his father. Some part of the
+power attached to this dignity he had already wielded since his
+fourteenth year, in quality of Vice-Khan, by the express appointment,
+and with the avowed support of the Russian Government. He was now about
+eighteen years of age, amiable in his personal character, and not
+without titles to respect in his public character as a sovereign
+prince. In times more peaceable, and amongst a people more entirely
+civilized, or more humanized by religion, it is even probable that he
+might have discharged his high duties with considerable distinction.
+But his lot was thrown upon stormy times, and a most difficult crisis
+amongst tribes, whose native ferocity was exasperated by debasing forms
+of superstition, and by a nationality as well as an inflated conceit of
+their own merit absolutely unparalleled, whilst the circumstances of
+their hard and trying position under the jealous _surveillance_ of
+an irresistible lord paramount, in the person of the Russian Czar, gave
+a fiercer edge to the natural unamiableness of the Kalmuck disposition,
+and irritated its gloomier qualities into action under the restless
+impulses of suspicion and permanent distrust. No prince could hope for
+a cordial allegiance from his subjects, or a peaceful reign under the
+circumstances of the case; for the dilemma in which a Kalmuck ruler
+stood at present was of this nature; _wanting_ the sanction and
+support of the Czar, he was inevitably too weak from without to command
+confidence from his subjects, or resistance to his competitors: on the
+other hand, _with_ this kind of support, and deriving his title in
+any degree from the favor of the Imperial Court, he became almost in
+that extent an object of hatred at home, and within the whole compass
+of his own territory. He was at once an object of hatred for the past,
+being a living monument of national independence, ignominiously
+surrendered, and an object of jealousy for the future, as one who had
+already advertised himself to be a fitting tool for the ultimate
+purposes (whatsoever those might prove to be) of the Russian Court.
+Coming himself to the Kalmuck sceptre under the heaviest weight of
+prejudice from the unfortunate circumstances of his position, it might
+have been expected that Oubacha would have been pre-eminently an object
+of detestation; for besides his known dependence upon the Cabinet of
+St. Petersburg, the direct line of succession had been set aside, and
+the principle of inheritance violently suspended, in favor of his own
+father, so recently as nineteen years before the era of his own
+accession, consequently within the lively remembrance of the existing
+generation. He therefore, almost equally with his father, stood within
+the full current of the national prejudices, and might have anticipated
+the most pointed hostility. But it was not so: such are the caprices in
+human affairs, that he was even, in a moderate sense, popular,--a
+benefit which wore the more cheering aspect, and the promises of
+permanence, inasmuch as he owed it exclusively to his personal
+qualities of kindness and affability, as well as to the beneficence of
+his government. On the other hand, to balance this unlooked-for
+prosperity at the outset of his reign, he met with a rival in popular
+favor--almost a competitor--in the person of Zebek-Dorchi, a prince
+with considerable pretensions to the throne, and, perhaps it might be
+said, with equal pretensions. Zebek-Dorchi was a direct descendant of
+the same royal house as himself, through a different branch. On public
+grounds, his claim stood, perhaps, on a footing equally good with that
+of Oubacha, whilst his personal qualities, even in those aspects which
+seemed to a philosophical observer most odious and repulsive, promised
+the most effectual aid to the dark purposes of an intriguer or a
+conspirator, and were generally fitted to win a popular support
+precisely in those points where _Oubacha_ was most defective. He
+was much superior in external appearance to his rival on the throne,
+and so far better qualified to win the good opinion of a semi-barbarous
+people; whilst his dark intellectual qualities of Machiavelian
+dissimulation, profound hypocrisy, and perfidy which knew no touch of
+remorse, were admirably calculated to sustain any ground which he might
+win from the simple-hearted people with whom he had to deal--and from
+the frank carelessness of his unconscious competitor.
+
+At the very outset of his treacherous career, Zebek-Dorchi was
+sagacious enough to perceive that nothing could be gained by open
+declaration of hostility to the reigning prince: the choice had been a
+deliberate act on the part of Russia, and Elizabeth Petrowna was not
+the person to recall her own favors with levity or upon slight grounds.
+Openly, therefore, to have declared his enmity towards his relative on
+the throne, could have had no effect but that of arming suspicions
+against his own ulterior purposes in a quarter where it was most
+essential to his interest that, for the present, all suspicion should
+be hoodwinked. Accordingly, after much meditation, the course he took
+for opening his snares was this:--He raised a rumor that his own life
+was in danger from the plots of several _Saissang_, (that is,
+Kalmuck nobles,) who were leagued together, under an oath to
+assassinate him; and immediately after, assuming a well-counterfeited
+alarm, he fled to Tcherkask, followed by sixty-five tents. From this
+place he kept up a correspondence with the Imperial Court; and, by way
+of soliciting his cause more effectually, he soon repaired in person to
+St. Petersburg. Once admitted to personal conferences with the Cabinet,
+he found no difficulty in winning over the Russian counsels to a
+concurrence with some of his political views, and thus covertly
+introducing the point of that wedge which was finally to accomplish his
+purposes. In particular, he persuaded the Russian Government to make a
+very important alteration in the constitution of the Kalmuck State
+Council, which in effect reorganized the whole political condition of
+the state, and disturbed the balance of power as previously adjusted.
+Of this Council--in the Kalmuck language called _Sarga_--there
+were eight members, called _Sargatchi;_ and hitherto it had been
+the custom that these eight members should be entirely subordinate to
+the Khan; holding, in fact, the ministerial character of secretaries
+and assistants, but in no respect ranking as co-ordinate authorities.
+That had produced some inconveniences in former reigns; and it was easy
+for Zebek-Dorchi to point the jealousy of the Russian Court to others
+more serious which might arise in future circumstances of war or other
+contingencies. It was resolved, therefore, to place the Sargatchi
+henceforward on a footing of perfect independence, and therefore (as
+regarded responsibility) on a footing of equality with the Khan. Their
+independence, however, had respect only to their own sovereign; for
+towards Russia they were placed in a new attitude of direct duty and
+accountability, by the creation in their favor of small pensions (300
+roubles a year), which, however, to a Kalmuck of that day were more
+considerable than might be supposed, and had a further value as marks
+of honorary distinction emanating from a great Empress. Thus far the
+purposes of Zebek-Dorchi were served effectually for the moment: but,
+apparently, it was only for the moment; since, in the further
+development of his plots, this very dependency upon Russian influence
+would be the most serious obstacle in his way. There was, however,
+another point carried which outweighed all inferior considerations, as
+it gave him a power of setting aside discretionally whatsoever should
+arise to disturb his plots: he was himself appointed President and
+Controller of the _Sargatchi_. The Russian Court had been aware of
+his high pretensions by birth, and hoped by this promotion to satisfy
+the ambition which, in some degree, was acknowledged to be a reasonable
+passion for any man occupying his situation.
+
+Having thus completely blindfolded the Cabinet of Russia, Zebek-Dorchi
+proceeded in his new character to fulfil his political mission with the
+Khan of the Kalmucks. So artfully did he prepare the road for his
+favorable reception at the court of this Prince, that he was at once
+and universally welcomed as a public benefactor. The pensions of the
+counsellors were so much additional wealth poured into the Tartar
+exchequer; as to the ties of dependency thus created, experience had
+not yet enlightened these simple tribes as to that result. And that he
+himself should be the chief of these mercenary counsellors, was so far
+from being charged upon Zebek as any offence or any ground of
+suspicion, that his relative the Khan returned him hearty thanks for
+his services, under the belief that he could have accepted this
+appointment only with a view to keep out other and more unwelcome
+pretenders, who would not have had the same motives of consanguinity or
+friendship for executing its duties in a spirit of kindness to the
+Kalmucks. The first use which he made of his new functions about the
+Khan's person was to attack the Court of Russia, by a romantic villany
+not easy to be credited, for those very acts of interference with the
+council which he himself had prompted. This was a dangerous step: but
+it was indispensable to his further advance upon the gloomy path which
+he had traced out for himself. A triple vengeance was what he
+meditated--1, Upon the Russian Cabinet for having undervalued his own
+pretensions to the throne--2, upon his amiable rival for having
+supplanted him--and 3, upon all those of the nobility who had
+manifested their sense of his weakness by their neglect, or their sense
+of his perfidious character by their suspicions. Here was a colossal
+outline of wickedness; and by one in his situation, feeble (as it might
+seem) for the accomplishment of its humblest parts, how was the total
+edifice to be reared in its comprehensive grandeur? He, a worm as he
+was, could he venture to assail the mighty behemoth of Muscovy, the
+potentate who counted three hundred languages around the footsteps of
+his throne, and from whose 'lion ramp' recoiled alike 'baptized and
+infidel'--Christendom on the one side, strong by her intellect and her
+organization, and the `Barbaric East' on the other, with her unnumbered
+numbers? The match was a monstrous one; but in its very monstrosity
+there lay this germ of encouragement, that it could not be suspected.
+The very hopelessness of the scheme grounded his hope, and he resolved
+to execute a vengeance which should involve as it were, in the unity of
+a well-laid tragic fable, all whom he judged to be his enemies. That
+vengeance lay in detaching from the Russian empire the whole Kalmuck
+nation, and breaking up that system of intercourse which had thus far
+been beneficial to both. This last was a consideration which moved him
+but little. True it was that Russia to the Kalmucks had secured lands
+and extensive pasturage; true it was that the Kalmucks reciprocally to
+Russia had furnished a powerful cavalry. But the latter loss would be
+part of his triumph, and the former might be more than compensated in
+other climates under other sovereigns. Here was a scheme which, in its
+final accomplishment, would avenge him bitterly on the Czarina, and in
+the course of its accomplishment might furnish him with ample occasions
+for removing his other enemies. It may be readily supposed indeed that
+he, who could deliberately raise his eyes to the Russian autocrat as an
+antagonist in single duel with himself, was not likely to feel much
+anxiety about Kalmuck enemies of whatever rank. He took his resolution,
+therefore, sternly and irrevocably to effect this astonishing
+translation of an ancient people across the pathless deserts of Central
+Asia, intersected continually by rapid rivers, rarely furnished with
+bridges, and of which the fords were known only to those who might
+think it for their interest to conceal them, through many nations
+inhospitable or hostile; frost and snow around them, (from the
+necessity of commencing their flight in the winter,) famine in their
+front, and the sabre, or even the artillery of an offended and mighty
+empress, hanging upon their rear for thousands of miles. But what was
+to be their final mark, the port of shelter after so fearful a course
+of wandering? Two things were evident: it must be some power at a great
+distance from Russia, so as to make return even in that view hopeless;
+and it must be a power of sufficient rank to ensure them protection
+from any hostile efforts on the part of the Czarina for reclaiming
+them, or for chastising their revolt. Both conditions were united
+obviously in the person of Kien Long, the reigning Emperor of China,
+who was farther recommended to them by his respect for the head of
+their religion. To China, therefore, and as their first rendezvous to
+the shadow of the great Chinese Wall, it was settled by Zebek that they
+should direct their flight.
+
+Next came the question of time; _when_ should the flight commence:--and
+finally, the more delicate question as to the choice of accomplices. To
+extend the knowledge of the conspiracy too far, was to insure its
+betrayal to the Russian Government. Yet at some stage of the
+preparations it was evident that a very extensive confidence must be
+made, because in no other way could the mass of the Kalmuck population
+be persuaded to furnish their families with the requisite equipments
+for so long a migration. This critical step, however, it was resolved
+to defer up to the latest possible moment, and, at all events, to make
+no general communication on the subject until the time of departure
+should be definitely settled. In the meantime, Zebek admitted only
+three persons to his confidence; of whom Oubacha, the reigning prince,
+was almost necessarily one; but him, from his yielding and somewhat
+feeble character, he viewed rather in the light of a tool than as one
+of his active accomplices. Those whom (if anybody) he admitted to an
+unreserved participation in his counsels, were two only, the great
+_Lama_ among the Kalmucks, and his own father-in-law, Erempel, a ruling
+prince of some tribe in the neighborhood of the Caspian sea,
+recommended to his favor not so much by any strength of talent
+corresponding to the occasion, as by his blind devotion to himself, and
+his passionate anxiety to promote the elevation of his daughter and his
+son-in-law to the throne of a sovereign prince. A titular prince Zebek
+already was: but this dignity, without the substantial accompaniment of
+a sceptre, seemed but an empty sound to both of these ambitious rivals.
+The other accomplice, whose name was Loosang-Dchaltzan, and whose rank
+was that of Lama, or Kalmuck pontiff, was a person of far more
+distinguished pretensions; he had something of the same gloomy and
+terrific pride which marked the character of Zebek himself, manifesting
+also the same energy, accompanied by the same unfaltering cruelty, and
+a natural facility of dissimulation even more profound. It was by this
+man that the other question was settled as to the time for giving
+effect to their designs. His own pontifical character had suggested to
+him, that in order to strengthen their influence with the vast mob of
+simple-minded men whom they were to lead into a howling wilderness,
+after persuading them to lay desolate their own ancient hearths, it was
+indispensable that they should be able, in cases of extremity, to plead
+the express sanction of God for their entire enterprise. This could
+only be done by addressing themselves to the great head of their
+religion, the Dalai-Lama of Tibet. Him they easily persuaded to
+countenance their schemes: and an oracle was delivered solemnly at
+Tibet, to the effect that no ultimate prosperity would attend this
+great Exodus unless it were pursued through the years of the _tiger_
+and the _hare_. Now, the Kalmuck custom is to distinguish their years
+by attaching to each a denomination taken from one of twelve animals,
+the exact order of succession being absolutely fixed, so that the cycle
+revolves of course through a period of a dozen years. Consequently, if
+the approaching year of the _tiger_ were suffered to escape them, in
+that case the expedition must be delayed for twelve years more, within
+which period, even were no other unfavorable changes to arise, it was
+pretty well foreseen that the Russian Government would take the most
+effectual means for bridling their vagrant propensities by a ring fence
+of forts or military posts; to say nothing of the still readier plan
+for securing their fidelity (a plan already talked of in all quarters),
+by exacting a large body of hostages selected from the families of the
+most influential nobles. On these cogent considerations, it was
+solemnly determined that this terrific experiment should be made in the
+next year of the _tiger_, which happened to fall upon the Christian
+year 1771. With respect to the month, there was, unhappily for the
+Kalmucks, even less latitude allowed to their choice than with respect
+to the year. It was absolutely necessary, or it was thought so, that
+the different divisions of the nation, which pastured their flocks on
+both banks of the Wolga, should have the means of effecting an
+instantaneous junction; because the danger of being intercepted by
+flying columns of the Imperial armies was precisely the greatest at the
+outset. Now, from the want of bridges, or sufficient river craft for
+transporting so vast a body of men, the sole means which could be
+depended upon (especially where so many women, children, and camels
+were concerned,) was _ice_: and this, in a state of sufficient
+firmness, could not be absolutely counted upon before the month of
+January. Hence it happened that this astonishing Exodus of a whole
+nation, before so much as a whisper of the design had begun to
+circulate amongst those whom it most interested, before it was even
+suspected that any man's wishes pointed in that direction, had been
+definitively appointed for January of the year 1771. And almost up to
+the Christmas of 1770, the poor simple Kalmuck herdsmen and their
+families were going nightly to their peaceful beds without even
+dreaming that the _fiat_ had already gone forth from their rulers which
+consigned those quiet abodes, together with the peace and comfort which
+reigned within them, to a withering desolation, now close at hand.
+
+Meantime war raged on a great scale between Russia and the Sultan. And,
+until the time arrived for throwing off their vassalage, it was
+necessary that Oubacha should contribute his usual contingent of
+martial aid. Nay, it had unfortunately become prudent that he should
+contribute much more than his usual aid. Human experience gives ample
+evidence that in some mysterious and unaccountable way no great design
+is ever agitated, no matter how few or how faithful may be the
+participators, but that some presentiment--some dim misgiving--is
+kindled amongst those whom it is chiefly important to blind. And,
+however it might have happened, certain it is, that already, when as
+yet no syllable of the conspiracy had been breathed to any man whose
+very existence was not staked upon its concealment, nevertheless, some
+vague and uneasy jealousy had arisen in the Russian Cabinet as to the
+future schemes of the Kalmuck Khan: and very probable it is--that, but
+for the war then raging, and the consequent prudence of conciliating a
+very important vassal, or, at least, of abstaining from what would
+powerfully alienate him, even at that moment such measures would have
+been adopted as must for ever have intercepted the Kalmuck schemes.
+Slight as were the jealousies of the Imperial Court, they had not
+escaped the Machiavelian eyes of Zebek and the Lama. And under their
+guidance, Oubacha, bending to the circumstances of the moment, and
+meeting the jealousy of the Russian Court with a policy corresponding
+to their own, strove by unusual zeal to efface the Czarina's
+unfavorable impressions. He enlarged the scale of his contributions;
+and _that_ so prodigiously, that he absolutely carried to head-
+quarters a force of 35,000 cavalry fully equipped; some go further, and
+rate the amount beyond 40,000: but the smaller estimate is, at all
+events, _within_ the truth.
+
+With this magnificent array of cavalry, heavy as well as light, the
+Khan went into the field under great expectations; and these he more
+than realized. Having the good fortune to be concerned with so ill-
+organized and disorderly a description of force as that which at all
+times composed the bulk of a Turkish army, he carried victory along
+with his banners; gained many partial successes; and at last, in a
+pitched battle, overthrew the Turkish force opposed to him with a loss
+of 5000 men left upon the field.
+
+These splendid achievements seemed likely to operate in various ways
+against the impending revolt. Oubacha had now a strong motive, in the
+martial glory acquired, for continuing his connection with the empire
+in whose service he had won it, and by whom only it could be fully
+appreciated. He was now a great marshal of a great empire, one of the
+Paladins around the imperial throne; in China he would be nobody, or
+(worse than that) a mendicant-alien, prostrate at the feet, and
+soliciting the precarious alms of a prince with whom he had no
+connection. Besides, it might reasonably be expected that the Czarina,
+grateful for the really efficient aid given by the Tartar prince, would
+confer upon him such eminent rewards as might be sufficient to anchor
+his hopes upon Russia, and to wean him from every possible seduction.
+These were the obvious suggestions of prudence and good sense to every
+man who stood neutral in the case. But they were disappointed. The
+Czarina knew her obligations to the Khan, but she did not acknowledge
+them. Wherefore? That is a mystery, perhaps never to be explained. So
+it was, however. The Khan went unhonored; no _ukase_ ever
+proclaimed his merits; and, perhaps, had he even been abundantly
+recompensed by Russia, there were others who would have defeated these
+tendencies to reconciliation. Erempel, Zebek, and Loosang the Lama,
+were pledged life-deep to prevent any accommodation; and their efforts
+were unfortunately seconded by those of their deadliest enemies. In the
+Russian Court there were at that time some great nobles pre-occupied
+with feelings of hatred and blind malice towards the Kalmucks, quite as
+strong as any which the Kalmucks could harbor towards Russia, and not,
+perhaps, so well-founded. Just as much as the Kalmucks hated the
+Russian yoke, their galling assumption of authority, the marked air of
+disdain, as towards a nation of ugly, stupid, and filthy barbarians,
+which too generally marked the Russian bearing and language; but above
+all, the insolent contempt, or even outrages which the Russian
+governors or great military commandants tolerated in their followers
+towards the barbarous religion and superstitious mummeries of the
+Kalmuck priesthood--precisely in that extent did the ferocity of the
+Russian resentment, and their wrath at seeing the trampled worm turn or
+attempt a feeble retaliation, re-act upon the unfortunate Kalmucks. At
+this crisis it is probable that envy and wounded pride, upon witnessing
+the splendid victories of Oubacha and Momotbacha over the Turks and
+Bashkirs, contributed strength to the Russian irritation. And it must
+have been through the intrigues of those nobles about her person, who
+chiefly smarted under these feelings, that the Czarina could ever have
+lent herself to the unwise and ungrateful policy pursued at this
+critical period towards the Kalmuck Khan. That Czarina was no longer
+Elizabeth Petrowna, it was Catharine the Second; a princess who did not
+often err so injuriously (injuriously for herself as much as for
+others) in the measures of her government. She had soon ample reason
+for repenting of her false policy. Meantime, how much it must have co-
+operated with the other motives previously acting upon Oubacha in
+sustaining his determination to revolt; and how powerfully it must have
+assisted the efforts of all the Tartar chieftains in preparing the
+minds of their people to feel the necessity of this difficult
+enterprise, by arming their pride and their suspicions against the
+Russian Government, through the keenness of their sympathy with the
+wrongs of their insulted prince, may be readily imagined. It is a fact,
+and it has been confessed by candid Russians themselves, when treating
+of this great dismemberment, that the conduct of the Russian Cabinet
+throughout the period of suspense, and during the crisis of hesitation
+in the Kalmuck Council, was exactly such as was most desirable for the
+purposes of the conspirators; it was such, in fact, as to set the seal
+to all their machinations, by supplying distinct evidences and official
+vouchers for what could otherwise have been at the most matters of
+doubtful suspicion and indirect presumption.
+
+Nevertheless, in the face of all these arguments, and even allowing
+their weight so far as not at all to deny the injustice or the impolicy
+of the Imperial Ministers, it is contended by many persons who have
+reviewed the affair with a command of all the documents bearing on the
+case, more especially the letters or minutes of Council subsequently
+discovered, in the handwriting of Zebek-Dorchi, and the important
+evidence of the Russian captive Weseloff, who was carried off by the
+Kalmucks in their flight, that beyond all doubt Oubacha was powerless
+for any purpose of impeding, or even of delaying the revolt. He
+himself, indeed, was under religious obligations of the most terrific
+solemnity never to flinch from the enterprise, or even to slacken in
+his zeal; for Zebek-Dorchi, distrusting the firmness of his resolution
+under any unusual pressure of alarm or difficulty, had, in the very
+earliest stage of the conspiracy, availed himself of the Khan's well
+known superstition, to engage him, by means of previous concert with
+the priests and their head the Lama, in some dark and mysterious rites
+of consecration, terminating in oaths under such terrific sanctions as
+no Kalmuck would have courage to violate. As far, therefore, as
+regarded the personal share of the Khan in what was to come, Zebek was
+entirely at his ease: he knew him to be so deeply pledged by religious
+terrors to the prosecution of the conspiracy, that no honors within the
+Czarina's gift could have possibly shaken his adhesion: and then, as to
+threats from the same quarter, he knew him to be sealed against those
+fears by others of a gloomier character, and better adapted to his
+peculiar temperament. For Oubacha was a brave man, as respected all
+bodily enemies or the dangers of human warfare, but was as sensitive
+and timid as the most superstitious of old women in facing the frowns
+of a priest, or under the vague anticipations of ghostly retributions.
+But had it been otherwise, and had there been any reason to apprehend
+an unsteady demeanor on the part of this Prince at the approach of the
+critical moment, such were the changes already effected in the state of
+their domestic politics amongst the Tartars by the undermining arts of
+Zebek-Dorchi, and his ally the Lama, that very little importance would
+have attached to that doubt. All power was now effectually lodged in
+the hands of Zebek-Dorchi. He was the true and absolute wielder of the
+Kalmuck sceptre: all measures of importance were submitted to his
+discretion; and nothing was finally resolved but under his dictation.
+This result he had brought about in a year or two by means sufficiently
+simple; first of all, by availing himself of the prejudice in his
+favor, so largely diffused amongst the lowest of the Kalmucks, that his
+own title to the throne, in quality of great-grandson in a direct line
+from Ajouka, the most illustrious of all the Kalmuck Khans, stood upon
+a better basis than that of Oubacha, who derived from a collateral
+branch: secondly, with respect to that sole advantage which Oubacha
+possessed above himself in the ratification of his title, by improving
+this difference between their situations to the disadvantage of his
+competitor, as one who had not scrupled to accept that triumph from an
+alien power at the price of his independence, which he himself (as he
+would have it understood) disdained to court: thirdly, by his own
+talents and address, coupled with the ferocious energy of his moral
+character: fourthly--and perhaps in an equal degree--by the criminal
+facility and good-nature of Oubacha: finally, (which is remarkable
+enough, as illustrating the character of the man,) by that very new
+modelling of the Sarga or Privy Council, which he had used as a
+principal topic of abuse and malicious insinuation against the Russian
+Government, whilst in reality he first had suggested the alteration to
+the Empress, and he chiefly appropriated the political advantages which
+it was fitted to yield. For, as he was himself appointed the chief of
+the Sargatchi, and as the pensions of the inferior Sargatchi passed
+through his hands, whilst in effect they owed their appointments to his
+nomination, it may be easily supposed that whatever power existed in
+the state capable of controlling the Khan, being held by the Sarga
+under its new organization, and this body being completely under his
+influence, the final result was to throw all the functions of the
+state, whether nominally in the Prince or in the council, substantially
+into the hands of this one man: whilst, at the same time, from the
+strict league which he maintained with the Lama, all the thunders of
+the spiritual power were always ready to come in aid of the magistrate,
+or to supply his incapacity in cases which he could not reach.
+
+But the time was now rapidly approaching for the mighty experiment. The
+day was drawing near on which the signal was to be given for raising
+the standard of revolt, and by a combined movement on both sides of the
+Wolga for spreading the smoke of one vast conflagration, that should
+wrap in a common blaze their own huts and the stately cities of their
+enemies, over the breadth and length of those great provinces in which
+their flocks were dispersed. The year of the _tiger_ was now
+within one little month of its commencement; the fifth morning of that
+year was fixed for the fatal day, when the fortunes and happiness of a
+whole nation were to be put upon the hazard of a dicer's throw; and as
+yet that nation was in profound ignorance of the whole plan. The Khan,
+such was the kindness of his nature, could not bring himself to make
+the revelation so urgently required. It was clear, however, that this
+could not be delayed; and Zebek-Dorchi took the task willingly upon
+himself. But where or how should this notification be made, so as to
+exclude Russian hearers? After some deliberation, the following plan
+was adopted:--Couriers, it was contrived, should arrive in furious
+haste, one upon the heels of another, reporting a sudden inroad of the
+Kirghises and Bashkirs upon the Kalmuck lands, at a point distant about
+one hundred and twenty miles. Thither all the Kalmuck families,
+according to immemorial custom, were required to send a separate
+representative; and there, accordingly, within three days, all
+appeared. The distance, the solitary ground appointed for the
+rendezvous, the rapidity of the march, all tended to make it almost
+certain that no Russian could be present. Zebek-Dorchi then came
+forward. He did not waste many words upon rhetoric. He unfurled an
+immense sheet of parchment, visible from the outermost distance at
+which any of this vast crowd could stand; the total number amounted to
+eighty thousand; all saw, and many heard. They were told of the
+oppressions of Russia; of her pride and haughty disdain, evidenced
+towards them by a thousand acts; of her contempt for their religion; of
+her determination to reduce them to absolute slavery; of the
+preliminary measures she had already taken by erecting forts upon many
+of the great rivers of their neighborhood; of the ulterior intentions
+she thus announced to circumscribe their pastoral lands, until they
+would all be obliged to renounce their flocks, and to collect in towns
+like Sarepta, there to pursue mechanical and servile trades of
+shoemaker, tailor, and weaver, such as the freeborn Tartar had always
+disdained. 'Then again,' said the subtle prince, 'she increases her
+military levies upon our population every year; we pour out our blood
+as young men in her defence, or more often in support of her insolent
+aggressions; and as old men, we reap nothing from our sufferings, nor
+benefit by our survivorship where so many are sacrificed.' At this
+point of his harangue, Zebek produced several papers, (forged, as it is
+generally believed, by himself and the Lama,) containing projects of
+the Russian court for a general transfer of the eldest sons, taken
+_en masse_ from the greatest Kalmuck families, to the Imperial
+court. 'Now let this be once accomplished,' he argued, 'and there is an
+end of all useful resistance from that day forwards. Petitions we might
+make, or even remonstrances; as men of words, we might play a bold
+part; but for deeds, for that sort of language by which our ancestors
+were used to speak; holding us by such a chain, Russia would make a
+jest of our wishes,--knowing full well that we should not dare to make
+any effectual movement.'
+
+Having thus sufficiently roused the angry passions of his vast
+audience, and having alarmed their fears by this pretended scheme
+against their first-born, (an artifice which was indispensable to his
+purpose, because it met beforehand _every_ form of amendment to
+his proposal coming from the more moderate nobles, who would not
+otherwise have failed to insist upon trying the effect of bold
+addresses to the Empress, before resorting to any desperate extremity,)
+Zebek-Dorchi opened his scheme of revolt, and, if so, of instant
+revolt; since any preparations reported at St. Petersburg would be a
+signal for the armies of Russia to cross into such positions from all
+parts of Asia, as would effectually intercept their march. It is
+remarkable, however, that, with all his audacity and his reliance upon
+the momentary excitement of the Kalmucks, the subtle prince did not
+venture, at this stage of his seduction, to make so startling a
+proposal as that of a flight to China. All that he held out for the
+present was a rapid march to the Temba or some other great river, which
+they were to cross, and to take up a strong position on the further
+bank, from which, as from a post of conscious security, they could hold
+a bolder language to the Czarina, and one which would have a better
+chance of winning a favorable audience.
+
+These things, in the irritated condition of the simple Tartars, passed
+by acclamation; and all returned homewards, to push forward with the
+most furious speed the preparations for their awful undertaking. Rapid
+and energetic these of necessity were; and in that degree they became
+noticeable and manifest to the Russians who happened to be intermingled
+with the different hordes, either on commercial errands, or as agents
+officially from the Russian Government, some in a financial, others in
+a diplomatic character.
+
+Amongst these last (indeed at the head of them) was a Russian of some
+distinction, by name Kichinskoi, a man memorable for his vanity, and
+memorable also as one of the many victims to the Tartar revolution.
+This Kichinskoi had been sent by the Empress as her envoy to overlook
+the conduct of the Kalmucks; he was styled the _Grand Pristaw_, or
+Great Commissioner, and was universally known amongst the Tartar tribes
+by this title. His mixed character of ambassador and of political
+_surveillant_, combined with the dependent state of the Kalmucks,
+gave him a real weight in the Tartar councils, and might have given him
+a far greater, had not his outrageous self-conceit, and his arrogant
+confidence in his own authority, as due chiefly to his personal
+qualities for command, led him into such harsh displays of power, and
+menaces so odious to the Tartar pride, as very soon made him an object
+of their profoundest malice. He had publicly insulted the Khan; and
+upon making a communication to him to the effect that some reports
+began to circulate, and even to reach the Empress, of a design in
+agitation to fly from the Imperial dominions, he had ventured to say,--
+'But this you dare not attempt; I laugh at such rumors; yes, Khan, I
+laugh at them to the Empress; for you are a chained bear, and that you
+know.' The Khan turned away on his heel with marked disdain; and the
+Pristaw, foaming at the mouth, continued to utter, amongst those of the
+Khan's attendants who staid behind, to catch his real sentiments in a
+moment of unguarded passion, all that the blindest frenzy of rage could
+suggest to the most presumptuous of fools. It was now ascertained that
+suspicions _had_ arisen; but at the same time it was ascertained
+that the Pristaw spoke no more than the truth in representing himself
+to have discredited these suspicions. The fact was, that the mere
+infatuation of vanity made him believe that nothing could go on
+undetected by his all-piercing sagacity, and that no rebellion could
+prosper when rebuked by his commanding presence. The Tartars,
+therefore, pursued their preparations, confiding in the obstinate
+blindness of the Grand Pristaw as in their perfect safeguard; and such
+it proved--to his own ruin, as well as that of myriads beside.
+
+Christmas arrived; and, a little before that time, courier upon courier
+came dropping in, one upon the very heels of another, to St.
+Petersburg, assuring the Czarina that beyond all doubt the Kalmucks
+were in the very crisis of departure. These despatches came from the
+Governor of Astrachan, and copies were instantly forwarded to
+Kichinskoi. Now, it happened that between this governor--a Russian
+named Beketoff--and the Pristaw had been an ancient feud. The very name
+of Beketoff inflamed his resentment; and no sooner did he see that
+hated name attached to the despatch, than he felt himself confirmed in
+his former views with tenfold bigotry, and wrote instantly, in terms of
+the most pointed ridicule, against the new alarmist, pledging his own
+head upon the visionariness of his alarms. Beketoff, however, was not
+to be put down by a few hard words, or by ridicule: he persisted in his
+statements: the Russian Ministry were confounded by the obstinacy of
+the disputants; and some were beginning even to treat the Governor of
+Astrachan as a bore, and as the dupe of his own nervous terrors, when
+the memorable day arrived, the fatal 5th of January, which for ever
+terminated the dispute, and put a seal upon the earthly hopes and
+fortunes of unnumbered myriads. The Governor of Astrachan was the first
+to hear the news. Stung by the mixed furies of jealousy, of triumphant
+vengeance, and of anxious ambition, he sprang into his sledge, and, at
+the rate of three hundred miles a day, pursued his route to St.
+Petersburg, rushed into the Imperial presence,--announced the total
+realization of his worst predictions,--and upon the confirmation of
+this intelligence by subsequent despatches from many different posts on
+the Wolga, he received an imperial commission to seize the person of
+his deluded enemy, and to keep him in strict captivity. These orders
+were eagerly fulfilled, and the unfortunate Kichinskoi soon afterwards
+expired of grief and mortification in the gloomy solitude of a dungeon;
+a victim to his own immeasurable vanity, and the blinding self-
+delusions of a presumption that refused all warning.
+
+The Governor of Astrachan had been but too faithful a prophet. Perhaps
+even _he_ was surprised at the suddenness with which the
+verification followed his reports. Precisely on the 5th of January, the
+day so solemnly appointed under religious sanctions by the Lama, the
+Kalmucks on the east bank of the Wolga were seen at the earliest dawn
+of day assembling by troops and squadrons, and in the tumultuous
+movement of some great morning of battle. Tens of thousands continued
+moving off the ground at every half-hour's interval. Women and
+children, to the amount of two hundred thousand and upwards, were
+placed upon wagons, or upon camels, and drew off by masses of twenty
+thousand at once--placed under suitable escorts, and continually
+swelled in numbers by other outlying bodies of the horde who kept
+falling in at various distances upon the first and second day's march.
+From sixty to eighty thousand of those who were the best mounted stayed
+behind the rest of the tribes, with purposes of devastation and plunder
+more violent than prudence justified, or the amiable character of the
+Khan could be supposed to approve. But in this, as in other instances,
+he was completely overruled by the malignant counsels of Zebek-Dorchi.
+The first tempest of the desolating fury of the Tartars discharged
+itself upon their own habitations. But this, as cutting off all infirm
+looking backward from the hardships of their march, had been thought so
+necessary a measure by all the chieftains, that even Oubacha himself
+was the first to authorize the act by his own example. He seized a
+torch previously prepared with materials the most durable as well as
+combustible, and steadily applied it to the timbers of his own palace.
+Nothing was saved from the general wreck except the portable part of
+the domestic utensils, and that part of the woodwork which could be
+applied to the manufacture of the long Tartar lances. This chapter in
+their memorable day's work being finished, and the whole of their
+villages throughout a district of ten thousand square miles in one
+simultaneous blaze, the Tartars waited for further orders.
+
+These, it was intended, should have taken a character of valedictory
+vengeance, and thus have left behind to the Czarina a dreadful
+commentary upon the main motives of their flight. It was the purpose of
+Zebek-Dorchi that all the Russian towns, churches, and buildings of
+every description, should be given up to pillage and destruction, and
+such treatment applied to the defenceless inhabitants as might
+naturally be expected from a fierce people already infuriated by the
+spectacle of their own outrages, and by the bloody retaliations which
+they must necessarily have provoked. This part of the tragedy, however,
+was happily intercepted by a providential disappointment at the very
+crisis of departure. It has been mentioned already that the motive for
+selecting the depth of winter as the season of flight (which otherwise
+was obviously the very worst possible) had been the impossibility of
+effecting a junction sufficiently rapid with the tribes on the west of
+the Wolga, in the absence of bridges, unless by a natural bridge of
+ice. For this one advantage the Kalmuck leaders had consented to
+aggravate by a thousandfold the calamities inevitable to a rapid flight
+over boundless tracts of country with women, children, and herds of
+cattle--for this one single advantage; and yet, after all, it was lost.
+The reason never has been explained satisfactorily, but the fact was
+such. Some have said that the signals were not properly concerted for
+marking the moment of absolute departure; that is, for signifying
+whether the settled intention of the Eastern Kalmucks might not have
+been suddenly interrupted by adverse intelligence. Others have supposed
+that the ice might not be equally strong on both sides of the river,
+and might even be generally insecure for the treading of heavy and
+heavily-laden animals such as camels. But the prevailing notion is,
+that some accidental movements on the 3d and 4th of January of Russian
+troops in the neighborhood of the Western Kalmucks, though really
+having no reference to them or their plans, had been construed into
+certain signs that all was discovered; and that the prudence of the
+Western chieftains, who, from situation, had never been exposed to
+those intrigues by which Zebek-Dorchi had practised upon the pride of
+the Eastern tribes, now stepped in to save their people from ruin. Be
+the cause what it might, it is certain that the Western Kalmucks were
+in some way prevented from forming the intended junction with their
+brethren of the opposite bank; and the result was, that at least one
+hundred thousand of these Tartars were left behind in Russia. This
+accident it was which saved their Russian neighbors universally from
+the desolation which else awaited them. One general massacre and
+conflagration would assuredly have surprised them, to the utter
+extermination of their property, their houses, and themselves, had it
+not been for this disappointment. But the Eastern chieftains did not
+dare to put to hazard the safety of their brethren under the first
+impulse of the Czarina's vengeance for so dreadful a tragedy; for as
+they were well aware of too many circumstances by which she might
+discover the concurrence of the Western people in the general scheme of
+revolt, they justly feared that she would thence infer their
+concurrence also in the bloody events which marked its outset.
+
+Little did the Western Kalmucks guess what reasons they also had for
+gratitude on account of an interposition so unexpected, and which at
+the moment they so generally deplored. Could they but have witnessed
+the thousandth part of the sufferings which overtook their Eastern
+brethren in the first month of their sad flight, they would have
+blessed Heaven for their own narrow escape; and yet these sufferings of
+the first month were but a prelude or foretaste comparatively slight of
+those which afterwards succeeded.
+
+For now began to unroll the most awful series of calamities, and the
+most extensive, which is anywhere recorded to have visited the sons and
+daughters of men. It is possible that the sudden inroads of destroying
+nations, such as the Huns, or the Avars, or the Mongol Tartars, may
+have inflicted misery as extensive; but there the misery and the
+desolation would be sudden--like the flight of volleying lightning.
+Those who were spared at first would generally be spared to the end;
+those who perished would perish instantly. It is possible that the
+French retreat from Moscow may have made some nearer approach to this
+calamity in duration, though still a feeble and miniature approach; for
+the French sufferings did not commence in good earnest until about one
+month from the time of leaving Moscow; and though it is true that
+afterwards the vials of wrath were emptied upon the devoted army for
+six or seven weeks in succession, yet what is that to this Kalmuck
+tragedy, which lasted for more than as many months? But the main
+feature of horror, by which the Tartar march was distinguished from the
+French, lies in the accompaniment of women [Footnote: Singular it is,
+and not generally known, that Grecian women accompanied the
+_Anabasis_ of the younger Cyrus and the subsequent Retreat of the
+Ten Thousand. Xenophon affirms that there were 'many' women in the
+Greek army--pollai aesun etairai en tosratenaeazi; and in a late stage
+of that trying expedition it is evident that women were amongst the
+survivors.] and children. There were both, it is true, with the French
+army, but so few as to bear no visible proportion to the total numbers
+concerned. The French, in short, were merely an army--a host of
+professional destroyers, whose regular trade was bloodshed, and whose
+regular element was danger and suffering. But the Tartars were a
+nation carrying along with them more than two hundred and fifty
+thousand women and children, utterly unequal, for the most part, to any
+contest with the calamities before them. The Children of Israel were
+in the same circumstances as to the accompaniment of their families;
+but they were released from the pursuit of their enemies in a very
+early stage of their flight; and their subsequent residence in the
+Desert was not a march, but a continued halt, and under a continued
+interposition of Heaven for their comfortable support. Earthquakes,
+again, however comprehensive in their ravages, are shocks of a moment's
+duration. A much nearer approach made to the wide range and the long
+duration of the Kalmuck tragedy may have been in a pestilence such as
+that which visited Athens in the Peloponnesian war, or London in the
+reign of Charles II. There also the martyrs were counted by myriads,
+and the period of the desolation was counted by months. But, after all,
+the total amount of destruction was on a smaller scale; and there was
+this feature of alleviation to the _conscious_ pressure of the
+calamity--that the misery was withdrawn from public notice into private
+chambers and hospitals. The siege of Jerusalem by Vespasian and his
+son, taken in its entire circumstances, comes nearest of all--for
+breadth and depth of suffering, for duration, for the exasperation of
+the suffering from without by internal feuds, and, finally, for that
+last most appalling expression of the furnace-heat of the anguish in
+its power to extinguish the natural affections even of maternal love.
+But, after all, each case had circumstances of romantic misery peculiar
+to itself--circumstances without precedent, and (wherever human nature
+is ennobled by Christianity) it may be confidently hoped--never to be
+repeated.
+
+The first point to be reached, before any hope of repose could be
+encouraged, was the river Jaik. This was not above three hundred miles
+from the main point of departure on the Wolga; and if the march thither
+was to be a forced one, and a severe one, it was alleged on the other
+hand that the suffering would be the more brief and transient; one
+summary exertion, not to be repeated, and all was achieved. Forced the
+march was, and severe beyond example: there the forewarning proved
+correct; but the promised rest proved a mere phantom of the wilderness
+--a visionary rainbow, which fled before their hope-sick eyes, across
+these interminable solitudes, for seven months of hardship and
+calamity, without a pause. These sufferings, by their very nature, and
+the circumstances under which they arose, were (like the scenery of the
+_Steppes_) somewhat monotonous in their coloring and external
+features: what variety, however, there was, will be most naturally
+exhibited by tracing historically the successive stages of the general
+misery, exactly as it unfolded itself under the double agency of
+weakness still increasing from within, and hostile pressure from
+without. Viewed in this manner, under the real order of development, it
+is remarkable that these sufferings of the Tartars, though under the
+moulding hands of accident, arrange themselves almost with a scenical
+propriety. They seem combined, as with the skill of an artist; the
+intensity of the misery advancing regularly with the advances of the
+march, and the stages of the calamity corresponding to the stages of
+the route; so that, upon raising the curtain which veils the great
+catastrophe, we behold one vast climax of anguish, towering upwards by
+regular gradations, as if constructed artificially for picturesque
+effect:--a result which might not have been surprising, had it been
+reasonable to anticipate the same rate of speed, and even an
+accelerated rate, as prevailing through the later stages of the
+expedition. But it seemed, on the contrary, most reasonable to
+calculate upon a continual decrement in the rate of motion according to
+the increasing distance from the head-quarters of the pursuing enemy.
+This calculation, however, was defeated by the extraordinary
+circumstance, that the Russian armies did not begin to close in very
+fiercely upon the Kalmucks until after they had accomplished a distance
+of full two thousand miles; one thousand miles further on the assaults
+became even more tumultuous and murderous; and already the great
+shadows of the Chinese Wall were dimly descried, when the frenzy and
+_acharnement_ of the pursuers, and the bloody desperation of the
+miserable fugitives had reached its uttermost extremity. Let us briefly
+rehearse the main stages of the misery, and trace the ascending steps
+of the tragedy, according to the great divisions of the route marked
+out by the central rivers of Asia.
+
+The first stage, we have already said, was from the Wolga to the Jaik;
+the distance about three hundred miles; the time allowed seven days.
+For the first week, therefore, the rate of marching averaged about
+forty-three English miles a day. The weather was cold, but bracing;
+and, at a more moderate pace, this part of the journey might have been
+accomplished without much distress by a people as hardy as the
+Kalmucks: as it was, the cattle suffered greatly from overdriving: milk
+began to fail even for the children: the sheep perished by wholesale:
+and the children themselves were saved only by the innumerable camels.
+
+The Cossacks, who dwelt upon the banks of the Jaik, were the first
+among the subjects of Russia to come into collision with the Kalmucks.
+Great was their surprise at the suddenness of the irruption, and great
+also their consternation: for, according to their settled custom, by
+far the greater part of their number was absent during the winter
+months at the fisheries upon the Caspian. Some who were liable to
+surprise at the most exposed points, fled in crowds to the fortress of
+Koulagina, which was immediately invested, and summoned by Oubacha. He
+had, however, in his train only a few light pieces of artillery; and
+the Russian commandant at Koulagina, being aware of the hurried
+circumstances in which the Khan was placed, and that he stood upon the
+very edge, as it were, of a renewed flight, felt encouraged by these
+considerations to a more obstinate resistance than might else have been
+advisable, with an enemy so little disposed to observe the usages of
+civilized warfare. The period of his anxiety was not long: on the fifth
+day of the siege, he descried from the walls a succession of Tartar
+couriers, mounted upon fleet Bactrian camels, crossing the vast plains
+around the fortress at a furious pace, and riding into the Kalmuck
+encampment at various points. Great agitation appeared immediately to
+follow; orders were soon after despatched in all directions: and it
+became speedily known that upon a distant flank of the Kalmuck movement
+a bloody and exterminating battle had been fought the day before, in
+which one entire tribe of the Khan's dependents, numbering not less
+than nine thousand fighting men, had perished to the last man. This was
+the _ouloss_, or clan, called _Feka-Zechorr_, between whom and
+the Cossacks there was a feud of ancient standing. In selecting,
+therefore, the points of attack, on occasion of the present hasty
+inroad, the Cossack chiefs were naturally eager so to direct their
+efforts as to combine with the service of the Empress some
+gratification to their own party hatreds; more especially as the
+present was likely to be their final opportunity for revenge if the
+Kalmuck evasion should prosper. Having, therefore, concentrated as
+large a body of Cossack cavalry as circumstances allowed, they attacked
+the hostile _ouloss_ with a precipitation which denied to it all
+means for communicating with Oubacha; for the necessity of commanding
+an ample range of pasturage, to meet the necessities of their vast
+flocks and herds, had separated this _ouloss_ from the Khan's
+head-quarters by an interval of eighty miles: and thus it was, and not
+from oversight, that it came to be thrown entirely upon its own
+resources. These had proved insufficient; retreat, from the exhausted
+state of their horses and camels, no less than from the prodigious
+encumbrances of their live stock, was absolutely out of the question:
+quarter was disdained on the one side, and would not have been granted
+on the other; and thus it had happened that the setting sun of that one
+day (the 13th from the first opening of the revolt) threw his parting
+rays upon the final agonies of an ancient _ouloss_, stretched upon
+a bloody field, who on that day's dawning had held and styled
+themselves an independent nation.
+
+Universal consternation was diffused through the wide borders of the
+Khan's encampment by this disastrous intelligence; not so much on
+account of the numbers slain, or the total extinction of a powerful
+ally, as because the position of the Cossack force was likely to put to
+hazard the future advances of the Kalmucks, or at least to retard, and
+hold them in check, until the heavier columns of the Russian army
+should arrive upon their flanks. The siege of Koulagina was instantly
+raised; and that signal, so fatal to the happiness of the women and
+their children, once again resounded through the tents--the signal for
+flight, and this time for a flight more rapid than ever. About one
+hundred and fifty miles ahead of their present position, there arose a
+tract of hilly country, forming a sort of margin to the vast, sea-like
+expanse of champaign savannas, steppes, and occasionally of sandy
+deserts, which stretched away on each side of this margin both
+eastwards and westwards. Pretty nearly in the centre of this hilly
+range, lay a narrow defile, through which passed the nearest and the
+most practicable route to the river Torgai (the further bank of which
+river offered the next great station of security for a general halt.)
+It was the more essential to gain this pass before the Cossacks,
+inasmuch as not only would the delay in forcing the pass give time to
+the Russian pursuing columns for combining their attacks and for
+bringing up their artillery, but also because (even if all enemies in
+pursuit were thrown out of the question) it was held by those best
+acquainted with the difficult and obscure geography of these pathless
+steppes--that the loss of this one narrow strait amongst the hills
+would have the effect of throwing them (as their only alternative in a
+case where so wide a sweep of pasturage was required) upon a circuit of
+at least five hundred miles extra; besides that, after all, this
+circuitous route would carry them to the Torgai at a point ill fitted
+for the passage of their heavy baggage. The defile in the hills,
+therefore, it was resolved to gain; and yet, unless they moved upon it
+with the velocity of light cavalry, there was little chance but it
+would be found pre-occupied by the Cossacks. They, it is true, had
+suffered greatly in the recent sanguinary action with their enemies;
+but the excitement of victory, and the intense sympathy with their
+unexampled triumph, had again swelled their ranks--and would probably
+act with the force of a vortex to draw in their simple countrymen from
+the Caspian. The question, therefore, of pre-occupation was reduced to
+a race. The Cossacks were marching upon an oblique line not above fifty
+miles longer than that which led to the same point from the Kalmuck
+head-quarters before Koulagina: and therefore without the most furious
+haste on the part of the Kalmucks, there was not a chance for them,
+burdened and 'trashed' [Footnote: _'Trashed'_--This is an expressive
+word used by Beaumont and Fletcher in their Bonduca, etc., to describe
+the case of a person retarded and embarrassed in flight, or in pursuit,
+by some encumbrance, whether thing or person, too valuable to be left
+behind.] as they were, to anticipate so agile a light cavalry as the
+Cossacks in seizing this important pass.
+
+Dreadful were the feelings of the poor women on hearing this exposition
+of the case. For they easily understood that too capital an interest
+(the _summa rerum_) was now at stake to allow of any regard to
+minor interests, or what would be considered such in their present
+circumstances. The dreadful week already passed,--their inauguration in
+misery,--was yet fresh in their remembrance. The scars of suffering
+were impressed not only upon their memories, but upon their very
+persons and the persons of their children. And they knew that where no
+speed had much chance of meeting the cravings of the chieftains, no
+test would be accepted, short of absolute exhaustion, that as much had
+been accomplished as could be accomplished. Weseloff, the Russian
+captive, has recorded the silent wretchedness with which the women and
+elder boys assisted in drawing the tent-ropes. On the 5th of January
+all had been animation, and the joyousness of indefinite expectation:
+now, on the contrary, a brief but bitter experience had taught them to
+take an amended calculation of what it was that lay before them.
+
+One whole day and far into the succeeding night had the renewed flight
+continued: the sufferings had been greater than before: for the cold
+had been more intense: and many perished out of the living creatures
+through every class, except only the camels--whose powers of endurance
+seemed equally adapted to cold and heat. The second morning, however,
+brought an alleviation to the distress. Snow had begun to fall: and
+though not deep at present, it was easily foreseen that it soon would
+be so; and that, as a halt would in that case become unavoidable, no
+plan could be better than that of staying where they were: especially
+as the same cause would check the advance of the Cossacks. Here then
+was the last interval of comfort which gleamed upon the unhappy nation
+during their whole migration. For ten days the snow continued to fall
+with little intermission. At the end of that time keen bright frosty
+weather succeeded: the drifting had ceased: in three days the smooth
+expanse became firm enough to support the treading of the camels, and
+the flight was recommenced. But during the halt much domestic comfort
+had been enjoyed: and for the last time universal plenty. The cows and
+oxen had perished in such vast numbers on the previous marches, that an
+order was now issued to turn what remained to account by slaughtering
+the whole, and salting whatever part should be found to exceed the
+immediate consumption. This measure led to a scene of general
+banqueting and even of festivity amongst all who were not incapacitated
+for joyous emotions by distress of mind, by grief for the unhappy
+experience of the few last days, and by anxiety for the too gloomy
+future. Seventy thousand persons of all ages had already perished;
+exclusively of the many thousand allies who had been cut down by the
+Cossack sabre. And the losses in reversion were likely to be many more.
+For rumors began now to arrive from all quarters, by the mounted
+couriers whom the Khan had despatched to the rear and to each flank as
+well as in advance, that large masses of the Imperial troops were
+converging from all parts of Central Asia to the fords of the river
+Torgai as the most convenient point for intercepting the flying tribes:
+and it was already well known that a powerful division was close in
+their rear, and was retarded only by the numerous artillery which had
+been judged necessary to support their operations. New motives were
+thus daily arising for quickening the motions of the wretched Kalmucks,
+and for exhausting those who were previously but too much exhausted.
+
+It was not until the 2d day of February that the Khan's advanced guard
+came in sight of Ouchim, the defile among the hills of Moulgaldchares,
+in which they anticipated so bloody an opposition from the Cossacks. A
+pretty large body of these light cavalry had, in fact, pre-occupied the
+pass by some hours; but the Khan having too great advantages, namely, a
+strong body of infantry, who had been conveyed by sections of five on
+about two hundred camels, and some pieces of light artillery which he
+had not yet been forced to abandon, soon began to make a serious
+impression upon this unsupported detachment; and they would probably at
+any rate have retired; but at the very moment when they were making
+some dispositions in that view, Zebek-Dorchi appeared upon their rear
+with a body of trained riflemen, who had distinguished themselves in
+the war with Turkey. These men had contrived to crawl unobserved over
+the cliffs which skirted the ravine, availing themselves of the dry
+beds of the summer torrents, and other inequalities of the ground, to
+conceal their movement. Disorder and trepidation ensued instantly in
+the Cossack files; the Khan, who had been waiting with the _elite_
+of his heavy cavalry, charged furiously upon them; total overthrow
+followed to the Cossacks, and a slaughter such as in some measure
+avenged the recent bloody extermination of their allies, the ancient
+_ouloss_ of Feka-Zechorr. The slight horses of the Cossacks were
+unable to support the weight of heavy Polish dragoons and a body of
+trained _cameleers_ (that is, cuirassiers mounted on camels);
+hardy they were, but not strong, nor a match for their antagonists in
+weight; and their extraordinary efforts through the last few days to
+gain their present position, had greatly diminished their powers for
+effecting an escape. Very few, in fact, _did_ escape; and the
+bloody day of Ouchim became as memorable amongst the Cossacks as that
+which, about twenty days before, had signalized the complete
+annihilation of the Faka-Zechorr. [Footnote: There was another _ouloss_
+equally strong with that of _Feka-Zechorr_, viz., that of Erketunn,
+under the government of Assarcho and Machi, whom some obligations of
+treaty or other hidden motives drew into the general conspiracy of
+revolt. But fortunately the two chieftains found means to assure the
+Governor of Astrachan, on the first outbreak of the insurrection, that
+their real wishes were for maintaining the old connection with Russia.
+The Cossacks, therefore, to whom the pursuit was intrusted, had
+instructions to act cautiously and according to circumstances on coming
+up with them. The result was, through the prudent management of
+Assarcho, that the clan, without compromising their pride or
+independence, made such moderate submissions as satisfied the Cossacks;
+and eventually both chiefs and people received from the Czarina the
+rewards and honors of exemplary fidelity.]
+
+The road was now open to the river Igritch, and as yet even far beyond
+it to the Torgau; but how long this state of things would continue, was
+every day more doubtful. Certain intelligence was now received that a
+large Russian army, well appointed in every arm, was advancing upon the
+Torgau, under the command of General Traubenberg. This officer was to
+be joined on his route by ten thousand Bashkirs, and pretty nearly the
+same amount of Kirghises--both hereditary enemies of the Kalmucks--both
+exasperated to a point of madness by the bloody trophies which Oubacha
+and Momotbacha had, in late years, won from such of their compatriots
+as served under the Sultan. The Czarina's yoke these wild nations bore
+with submissive patience, but not the hands by which it had been
+imposed; and, accordingly, catching with eagerness at the present
+occasion offered to their vengeance, they sent an assurance to the
+Czarina of their perfect obedience to her commands, and at the same
+time a message significantly declaring in what spirit they meant to
+execute them, viz., 'That they would not trouble her Majesty with
+prisoners.'
+
+Here then arose, as before with the Cossacks, a race for the Kalmucks
+with the regular armies of Russia, and concurrently with nations as
+fierce and semi-humanized as themselves, besides that they were stung
+into threefold activity by the furies of mortified pride and military
+abasement, under the eyes of the Turkish Sultan. The forces, and more
+especially the artillery, of Russia, were far too overwhelming to
+permit the thought of a regular opposition in pitched battles, even
+with a less dilapidated state of their resources than they could
+reasonably expect at the period of their arrival on the Torgau. In
+their speed lay their only hope--in strength of foot, as before, and
+not in strength of arm. Onward, therefore, the Kalmucks pressed,
+marking the lines of their wide-extending march over the sad solitudes
+of the steppes by a never-ending chain of corpses. The old and the
+young, the sick man on his couch, the mother with her baby--all were
+left behind. Sights such as these, with the many rueful aggravations
+incident to the helpless condition of infancy--of disease and of female
+weakness abandoned to the wolves amidst a howling wilderness, continued
+to track their course through a space of full two thousand miles; for
+so much at the least, it was likely to prove, including the circuits to
+which they were often compelled by rivers or hostile tribes, from the
+point of starting on the Wolga until they could reach their destined
+halting-ground on the east bank of the Torgau. For the first seven
+weeks of this march their sufferings had been embittered by the
+excessive severity of the cold; and every night--so long as wood was to
+be had for fires, either from the lading of the camels, or from the
+desperate sacrifice of their baggage-wagons, or (as occasionally
+happened) from the forests which skirted the banks of the many rivers
+which crossed their path--no spectacle was more frequent than that of a
+circle, composed of men, women, and children, gathered by hundreds
+round a central fire, all dead and stiff at the return of morning
+light. Myriads were left behind from pure exhaustion of whom none had a
+chance, under the combined evils which beset them, of surviving through
+the next twenty-four hours. Frost, however, and snow at length ceased
+to persecute; the vast extent of the march at length brought them into
+more genial latitudes, and the unusual duration of the march was
+gradually bringing them into the more genial seasons of the year: Two
+thousand miles had at least been traversed; February, March, April were
+gone; the balmy month of May had opened; vernal sights and sounds came
+from every side to comfort the heart-weary travellers; and at last, in
+the latter end of May, they crossed the Torgau, and took up a position
+where they hoped to find liberty to repose themselves for many weeks in
+comfort as well as in security, and to draw such supplies from the
+fertile neighborhood as might restore their shattered forces to a
+condition for executing, with less of wreck and ruin, the large
+remainder of the journey.
+
+Yes; it was true that two thousand miles of wandering had been
+completed, but in a period of nearly five months, and with the terrific
+sacrifice of at least two hundred and fifty thousand souls, to say
+nothing of herds and flocks past all reckoning. These had all perished:
+ox, cow, horse, mule, ass, sheep, or goat, not one survived--only the
+camels. These arid and adust creatures, looking like the mummies of
+some antediluvian animals, without the affections or sensibilities of
+flesh and blood--these only still erected their speaking eyes to the
+eastern heavens, and had to all appearance come out from this long
+tempest of trial unscathed and unharmed. The Khan, knowing how much he
+was individually answerable for the misery which had been sustained,
+must have wept tears even more bitter than those of Xerxes when he
+threw his eyes over the myriads whom he had assembled: for the tears of
+Xerxes were unmingled with compunction. Whatever amends were in his
+power he resolved to make by sacrifices to the general good of all
+personal regards; and accordingly, even at this point of their advance,
+he once more deliberately brought under review the whole question of
+the revolt. The question was formally debated before the Council,
+whether, even at this point, they should untread their steps, and,
+throwing themselves upon the Czarina's mercy, return to their old
+allegiance? In that case, Oubacha professed himself willing to become
+the scapegoat for the general transgression. This, he argued, was no
+fantastic scheme, but even easy of accomplishment; for the unlimited
+and sacred power of the Khan, so well known to the Empress, made it
+absolutely iniquitous to attribute any separate responsibility to the
+people--upon the Khan rested the guilt, upon the Khan would descend
+the Imperial vengeance. This proposal was applauded for its generosity,
+but was energetically opposed by Zebek-Dorchi. Were they to lose the
+whole journey of two thousand miles? Was their misery to perish without
+fruit; true it was that they had yet reached only the half-way house;
+but, in that respect, the motives were evenly balanced for retreat or
+for advance. Either way they would have pretty nearly the same distance
+to traverse, but with this difference--that, forwards, their rout lay
+through lands comparatively fertile--backwards, through a blasted
+wilderness, rich only in memorials of their sorrow, and hideous to
+Kalmuck eyes by the trophies of their calamity. Besides, though the
+Empress might accept an excuse for the past, would she the less forbear
+to suspect for the future? The Czarina's _pardon_ they might obtain,
+but could they ever hope to recover her _confidence_? Doubtless there
+would now be a standing presumption against them, an immortal ground of
+jealousy; and a jealous government would be but another name for a
+harsh one. Finally, whatever motives there ever had been for the revolt
+surely remained unimpaired by anything that had occurred. In reality
+the revolt was, after all, no revolt, but (strictly speaking) a return
+to their old allegiance, since, not above one hundred and fifty years
+ago (viz., in the year 1616,) their ancestors had revolted from the
+Emperor of China. They had now tried both governments; and for them
+China was the land of promise, and Russia the house of bondage.
+
+Spite, however, of all that Zebek could say or do, the yearning of the
+people was strongly in behalf of the Khan's proposal; the pardon of
+their prince, they persuaded themselves, would be readily conceded by
+the Empress; and there is little doubt that they would at this time
+have thrown themselves gladly upon the Imperial mercy; when suddenly
+all was defeated by the arrival of two envoys from Traubenberg. This
+general had reached the fortress of Orsk, after a very painful march,
+on the 12th of April; thence he set forwards towards Oriembourg, which
+he reached upon the 1st of June, having been joined on his route at
+various times through the month of May by the Kirghises and a corps of
+ten thousand Bashkirs. From Oriembourg he sent forward his official
+offer to the Khan, which were harsh and peremptory, holding out no
+specific stipulations as to pardon or impunity, and exacting
+unconditional submission as the preliminary price of any cessation from
+military operations. The personal character of Traubenberg, which was
+anything but energetic, and the condition of his army, disorganized in
+a great measure by the length and severity of the march, made it
+probable that, with a little time for negotiation, a more conciliatory
+tone would have been assumed. But, unhappily for all parties, sinister
+events occurred in the meantime, such as effectually put an end to
+every hope of the kind.
+
+The two envoys sent forward by Traubenberg had reported to this officer
+that a distance of only ten days' march lay between his own head-
+quarters and those of the Khan. Upon this fact transpiring, the
+Kirghises, by their prince Nourali, and the Bashkirs, entreated the
+Russian general to advance without delay. Once having placed his cannon
+in position, so as to command the Kalmuck camp, the fate of the rebel
+Khan and his people would be in his own hands; and they would
+themselves form his advanced guard. Traubenberg, however, _why_
+has not been certainly explained, refused to march, grounding his
+refusal upon the condition of his army, and their absolute need of
+refreshment. Long and fierce was the altercation; but at length, seeing
+no chance of prevailing, and dreading above all other events the escape
+of their detested enemy, the ferocious Bashkirs went off in a body by
+forced marches. In six days they reached the Torgau, crossed by
+swimming their horses, and fell upon the Kalmucks, who were dispersed
+for many a league in search of food or provender for their camels. The
+first day's action was one vast succession of independent skirmishes,
+diffused over a field of thirty to forty miles in extent; one party
+often breaking up into three or four, and again (according to the
+accidents of ground) three or four blending into one; flight and
+pursuit, rescue and total overthrow, going on simultaneously, under all
+varieties of form, in all quarters of the plain. The Bashkirs had found
+themselves obliged, by the scattered state of the Kalmucks, to split up
+into innumerable sections; and thus, for some hours, it had been
+impossible for the most practised eye to collect the general tendency
+of the day's fortune. Both the Khan and Zebek-Dorchi were at one moment
+made prisoners, and more than once in imminent danger of being cut
+down; but at length Zebek succeeded in rallying a strong column of
+infantry, which, with the support of the camel-corps on each flank,
+compelled the Bashkirs to retreat. Clouds, however, of these wild
+cavalry continued to arrive through the next two days and nights,
+followed or accompanied by the Kirghises. These being viewed as the
+advanced parties of Traubenberg's army, the Kalmuck chieftains saw no
+hope of safety but in flight; and in this way it happened that a
+retreat, which had so recently been brought to a pause, was resumed at
+the very moment when the unhappy fugitives were anticipating a deep
+repose without further molestation, the whole summer through.
+
+It seemed as though every variety of wretchedness were predestined to
+the Kalmucks; and as if their sufferings were incomplete unless they
+were rounded and matured by all that the most dreadful agencies of
+summer's heat could superadd to those of frost and winter. To this
+sequel of their story we shall immediately revert, after first noticing
+a little romantic episode which occurred at this point between Oubacha
+and his unprincipled cousin Zebek-Dorchi.
+
+There was at the time of the Kalmuck flight from the Wolga, a Russian
+gentleman of some rank at the court of the Khan, whom, for political
+reasons, it was thought necessary to carry along with them as a
+captive. For some weeks his confinement had been very strict, and in
+one or two instances cruel. But, as the increasing distance was
+continually diminishing the chances of escape, and perhaps, also, as
+the misery of the guards gradually withdrew their attention from all
+minor interests to their own personal sufferings, the vigilance of the
+custody grew more and more relaxed; until at length, upon a petition to
+the Khan, Mr. Weseloff was formally restored to liberty; and it was
+understood that he might use his liberty in whatever way he chose, even
+for returning to Russia, if that should be his wish. Accordingly, he
+was making active preparations for his journey to St. Petersburg, when
+it occurred to Zebek-Dorchi that, not improbably, in some of the
+battles which were then anticipated with Traubenberg, it might happen
+to them to lose some prisoner of rank, in which case the Russian
+Weseloff would be a pledge in their hands for negotiating an exchange.
+Upon this plea, to his own severe affliction, the Russian was detained
+until the further pleasure of the Khan. The Khan's name, indeed, was
+used through the whole affair, but, as it seemed, with so little
+concurrence on his part, that, when Weseloff in a private audience
+humbly remonstrated upon the injustice done him, and the cruelty of
+thus sporting with his feelings by setting him at liberty, and, as it
+were, tempting him into dreams of home and restored happiness only for
+the purpose of blighting them, the good-natured prince disclaimed all
+participation in the affair, and went so far in proving his sincerity
+as even to give him permission to effect his escape; and, as a ready
+means of commencing it without raising suspicion, the Khan mentioned to
+Mr. Weseloff that he had just then received a message from the Hetman
+of the Bashkirs, soliciting a private interview on the banks of the
+Torgau at a spot pointed out; that interview was arranged for the
+coming night; and Mr. Weseloff might go in the Khan's _suite_,
+which on either side was not to exceed three persons. Weseloff was a
+prudent man, acquainted with the world, and he read treachery in the
+very outline of this scheme, as stated by the Khan--treachery against
+the Khan's person. He mused a little, and then communicated so much of
+his suspicions to the Khan as might put him on his guard; but, upon
+further consideration, he begged leave to decline the honor of
+accompanying the Khan. The fact was, that three Kalmucks, who had
+strong motives for returning to their countrymen on the west bank of
+the Wolga, guessing the intentions of Weseloff, had offered to join him
+in his escape. These men the Khan would probably find himself obliged
+to countenance in their project; so that it became a point of honor
+with Weseloff to conceal their intentions, and therefore to accomplish
+the evasion from the camp, (of which the first steps only would be
+hazardous,) without risking the notice of the Khan.
+
+The district in which they were now encamped abounded, through many
+hundred miles, with wild horses of a docile and beautiful breed. Each
+of the four fugitives had caught from seven to ten of these spirited
+creatures in the course of the last few days; this raised no suspicion;
+for the rest of the Kalmucks had been making the same sort of provision
+against the coming toils of their remaining route to China. These
+horses were secured by halters, and hidden about dusk in the thickets
+which lined the margin of the river. To these thickets, about ten at
+night, the four fugitives repaired; they took a circuitous path, which
+drew them as little as possible within danger of challenge from any of
+the outposts or of the patrols which had been established on the
+quarters where the Bashkirs lay; and in three quarters of an hour they
+reached the rendezvous. The moon had now risen, the horses were
+unfastened, and they were in the act of mounting, when the deep silence
+of the woods was disturbed by a violent uproar, and the clashing of
+arms. Weseloff fancied that he heard the voice of the Khan shouting for
+assistance. He remembered the communication made by that prince in the
+morning; and requesting his companions to support him, he rode off in
+the direction of the sound. A very short distance brought him to an
+open glade in the wood, where he beheld four men contending with a
+party of at least nine or ten. Two of the four were dismounted at the
+very instant of Weseloff's arrival; one of these he recognized almost
+certainly as the Khan, who was fighting hand to hand, but at great
+disadvantage, with two of the adverse horsemen. Seeing that no time was
+to be lost, Weseloff fired, and brought down one of the two. His
+companions discharged their carbines at the same moment, and then all
+rushed simultaneously into the little open area. The thundering sound
+of about thirty horses, all rushing at once into a narrow space, gave
+the impression that a whole troop of cavalry was coming down upon the
+assailants; who, accordingly, wheeled about and fled with one impulse.
+Weseloff advanced to the dismounted cavalier, who, as he expected,
+proved to be the Khan. The man whom Weseloff had shot was lying dead;
+and both were shocked, though Weseloff at least was not surprised, on
+stooping down and scrutinizing his features, to recognize a well known
+confidential servant of Zebek-Dorchi. Nothing was said by either party.
+The Khan rode off, escorted by Weseloff and his companions, and for
+some time a dead silence prevailed. The situation of Weseloff was
+delicate and critical; to leave the Khan at this point was probably to
+cancel their recent services; for he might be again crossed on his
+path, and again attacked by the very party from whom he had just been
+delivered. Yet, on the other hand, to return to the camp was to
+endanger the chances of accomplishing the escape. The Khan also was
+apparently revolving all this in his mind, for at length he broke
+silence, and said--'I comprehend your situation; and, under other
+circumstances, I might feel it my duty to detain your companions. But
+it would ill become me to do so after the important service you have
+just rendered me. Let us turn a little to the left. There, where you
+see the watchfire, is an outpost. Attend me so far. I am then safe. You
+may turn and pursue your enterprise; for the circumstances under which
+you will appear, as my escort, are sufficient to shield you from all
+suspicion for the present. I regret having no better means at my
+disposal for testifying my gratitude. But tell me, before we part, was
+it accident only which led you to my rescue? Or had you acquired any
+knowledge of the plot by which I was decoyed into this snare?' Weseloff
+answered very candidly that mere accident had brought him to the spot
+at which he heard the uproar, but that _having_ heard it, and
+connecting it with the Khan's communication of the morning, he had then
+designedly gone after the sound in a way which he certainly should not
+have done at so critical a moment, unless in the expectation of finding
+the Khan assaulted by assassins. A few minutes after they reached the
+outpost at which it became safe to leave the Tartar chieftain; and
+immediately the four fugitives commenced a flight which is perhaps
+without a parallel in the annals of travelling. Each of them led six or
+seven horses besides the one he rode; and by shifting from one to the
+other (like the ancient _Desultors_ of the Roman circus,) so as
+never to burden the same horse for more than half an hour at a time,
+they continued to advance at the rate of two hundred miles in the
+twenty-four hours for three days consecutively. After that time,
+considering themselves beyond pursuit, they proceeded less rapidly;
+though still with a velocity which staggered the belief of Weseloff's
+friends in after years. He was, however, a man of high principle, and
+always adhered firmly to the details of his printed report. One of the
+circumstances there stated is, that they continued to pursue the route
+by which the Kalmucks had fled, never for an instant finding any
+difficulty in tracing it by the skeletons and other memorials of their
+calamities. In particular, he mentions vast heaps of money as part of
+the valuable property which it had been necessary to sacrifice. These
+heaps were found lying still untouched in the deserts. From these,
+Weseloff and his companions took as much as they could conveniently
+carry; and this it was, with the price of their beautiful horses, which
+they afterwards sold at one of the Russian military settlements for
+about L15 a-piece, which eventually enabled them to pursue their
+journey in Russia. This journey, as regarded Weseloff in particular,
+was closed by a tragical catastrophe. He was at that time young, and
+the only child of a doating mother. Her affliction under the violent
+abduction of her son had been excessive, and probably had undermined
+her constitution. Still she had supported it. Weseloff, giving way to
+the natural impulses of his filial affection, had imprudently posted
+through Russia, to his mother's house without warning of his approach.
+He rushed precipitately into her presense; and she, who had stood the
+shocks of sorrow, was found unequal to the shock of joy too sudden and
+too acute. She died upon the spot.
+
+We now revert to the final scenes of the Kalmuck flight. These it would
+be useless to pursue circumstantially through the whole two thousand
+miles of suffering which remained; for the character of that suffering
+was even more monotonous than on the former half of the flight, but
+also more severe. Its main elements were excessive heat, with the
+accompaniments of famine and thirst, but aggravated at every step by
+the murderous attacks of their cruel enemies, the Bashkirs and the
+Kirghises.
+
+These people, 'more fell than anguish, hunger, or the sea,' stuck to
+the unhappy Kalmucks like a swarm of enraged hornets. And very often
+whilst _they_ were attacking them in the rear, their advanced
+parties and flanks were attacked with almost equal fury by the people
+of the country which they were traversing; and with good reason, since
+the law of self-preservation had now obliged the fugitive Tartars to
+plunder provisions, and to forage wherever they passed. In this respect
+their condition was a constant oscillation of wretchedness; for,
+sometimes, pressed by grinding famine, they took a circuit of perhaps a
+hundred miles, in order to strike into a land rich in the comforts of
+life; but in such a land they were sure to find a crowded population,
+of which every arm was raised in unrelenting hostility, with all the
+advantages of local knowledge, and with constant preoccupation of all
+the defensible positions, mountain passes, or bridges. Sometimes,
+again, wearied out with this mode of suffering, they took a circuit of
+perhaps a hundred miles, in order to strike into a land with few or no
+inhabitants. But in such a land they were sure to meet absolute
+starvation. Then, again, whether with or without this plague of
+starvation, whether with or without this plague of hostility in front,
+whatever might he the 'fierce varieties' of their misery in this
+respect, no rest ever came to their unhappy rear; _post equitem sedet
+atra cura_; it was a torment like the undying worm of conscience.
+And, upon the whole, it presented a spectacle altogether unprecedented
+in the history of mankind. Private and personal malignity is not
+unfrequently immortal; but rare indeed is it to find the same
+pertinacity of malice in a nation. And what embittered the interest
+was, that the malice was reciprocal. Thus far the parties met upon
+equal terms; but that equality only sharpened the sense of their dire
+inequality as to other circumstances. The Bashkirs were ready to fight
+'from morn to dewy eve.' The Kalmucks, on the contrary, were always
+obliged to run; was it _from_ their enemies, as creatures whom
+they feared? No; but _towards_ their friends--towards that final
+haven of China--as what was hourly implored by their wives, and the
+tears of their children. But though they fled unwillingly, too often
+they fled in vain--being unwillingly recalled. There lay the torment.
+Every day the Bashkirs fell upon them; every day the same unprofitable
+battle was renewed; as a matter of course, the Kalmucks recalled part
+of their advanced guard to fight them; every day the battle raged for
+hours, and uniformly with the same result. For, no sooner did the
+Bashkirs find themselves too heavily pressed, and that the Kalmuck
+march had been retarded by some hours, than they retired into the
+boundless deserts where all pursuit was hopeless. But if the Kalmucks
+resolved to press forward, regardless of their enemies, in that case
+their attacks became so fierce and overwhelming, that the general
+safety seemed likely to be brought into question; nor could any
+effectual remedy be applied to the case, even for each separate day,
+except by a most embarrassing halt, and by countermarches, that, to men
+in their circumstances, were almost worse than death. It will not be
+surprising, that the irritation of such a systematic persecution,
+superadded to a previous and hereditary hatred, and accompanied by the
+stinging consciousness of utter impotence as regarded all effectual
+vengeance, should gradually have inflamed the Kalmuck animosity into
+the wildest expression of downright madness and frenzy. Indeed, long
+before the frontiers of China were approached, the hostility of both
+sides had assumed the appearance much more of a warfare amongst wild
+beasts than amongst creatures acknowledging the restraints of reason or
+the claims of a common nature. The spectacle became too atrocious; it
+was that of a host of lunatics pursued by a host of fiends.
+
+On a fine morning in early autumn of the year 1771, Kien Long, the
+Emperor of China, was pursuing his amusements in a wild frontier
+district lying on the outside of the Great Wall. For many hundred
+square leagues the country was desolate of inhabitants, but rich in
+woods of ancient growth, and overrun with game of every description. In
+a central spot of this solitary region, the Emperor had built a
+gorgeous hunting-lodge, to which he resorted annually for recreation
+and relief from the cares of government. Led onwards in pursuit of
+game, he had rambled to a distance of two hundred miles or more from
+this lodge, followed at a little distance by a sufficient military
+escort, and every night pitching his tent in a different situation,
+until at length he had arrived on the very margin of the vast central
+deserts of Asia. [Footnote: All the circumstances are learned from a
+long state paper upon the subject of this Kalmuck migration, drawn up
+in the Chinese language by the Emperor himself. Parts of this paper
+have been translated by the Jesuit missionaries. The Emperor states the
+whole motives of his conduct and the chief incidents at great length.]
+Here he was standing, by accident, at an opening of his pavilion,
+enjoying the morning sunshine, when suddenly to the westward there
+arose a vast cloudy vapor, which by degrees expanded, mounted, and
+seemed to be slowly diffusing itself over the whole face of the
+heavens. By-and-by this vast sheet of mist began to thicken towards the
+horizon, and to roll forward in billowy volumes. The Emperor's suite
+assembled from all quarters. The silver trumpets were sounded in the
+rear, and from all the glades and forest avenues began to trot forward
+towards the pavilion the yagers, half cavalry, half huntsmen, who
+composed the Imperial escort. Conjecture was on the stretch to divine
+the cause of this phenomenon, and the interest continually increased,
+in proportion as simple curiosity gradually deepened into the anxiety
+of uncertain danger. At first it had been imagined that some vast
+troops of deer, or other wild animals of the chase, had been disturbed
+in their forest haunts by the Emperor's movements, or possibly by wild
+beasts prowling for prey, and might be fetching a compass by way of re-
+entering the forest grounds at some remoter points secure from
+molestation. But this conjecture was dissipated by the slow increase of
+the cloud, and the steadiness of its motion. In the course of two hours
+the vast phenomenon had advanced to a point which was judged to be
+within five miles of the spectators, though all calculations of
+distance were difficult, and often fallacious, when applied to the
+endless expanses of the Tartar deserts. Through the next hour, during
+which the gentle morning breeze had a little freshened, the dusty vapor
+had developed itself far and wide into the appearance of huge aerial
+draperies, hanging in mighty volumes from the sky to the earth; and at
+particular points, where the eddies of the breeze acted upon the
+pendulous skirts of these aerial curtains rents were perceived,
+sometimes taking the form of regular arches, portals, and windows,
+through which began dimly to gleam the heads of camels 'indorsed'
+[Footnote: _Camels 'indorsed;'_--'And elephants indorsed with
+towers.' MILTON in _Paradise Regained_.] with human beings--and at
+intervals the moving of men and horses, in tumultuous array--and then,
+through other openings or vistas, at far distant points, the flashing
+of polished arms. But sometimes, as the wind slackened or died away,
+all those openings, of whatever form, in the cloudy pall, would slowly
+close, and for a time the whole pageant was shut up from view; although
+the growing din, the clamors, the shrieks and groans, ascending from
+infuriated myriads, reported, in a language not to be misunderstood,
+what was going on behind the cloudy screen.
+
+It was in fact the Kalmuck host, now in the last extremities of their
+exhaustion, and very fast approaching to that final stage of privation
+and intense misery, beyond which few or none could have lived, but
+also, happily for themselves, fast approaching (in a literal sense)
+that final stage of their long pilgrimage, at which they would meet
+hospitality on a scale of royal magnificence, and full protection from
+their enemies. These enemies, however, as yet still were hanging on
+their rear as fiercely as ever, though this day was destined to be the
+last of their hideous persecution. The Khan had, in fact, sent forward
+couriers with all the requisite statements and petitions, addressed to
+the Emperor of China. These had been duly received, and preparations
+made in consequence to welcome the Kalmucks with the most paternal
+benevolence. But as these couriers had been despatched from the Torgau
+at the moment of arrival thither, and before the advance of Traubenberg
+had made it necessary for the Khan to order a hasty renewal of the
+flight, the Emperor had not looked for their arrival on their frontier
+until full three months after the present time. The Khan had indeed
+expressly notified his intention to pass the summer heats on the banks
+of the Torgau, and to recommence his retreat about the beginning of
+September. The subsequent change of plan being unknown to Kien Long,
+left him for some time in doubt as to the true interpretation to be put
+upon this mighty apparition in the desert; but at length the savage
+clamors of hostile fury, and the clangor of weapons, unveiled to the
+Emperor the true nature of those unexpected calamities which had so
+prematurely precipitated the Kalmuck measure.
+
+Apprehending the real state of affairs, the Emperor instantly perceived
+that the first act of his fatherly care for these erring children (as
+he esteemed them) now returning to their ancient obedience, must be--
+to deliver them from their pursuers. And this was less difficult than
+might have been supposed. Not many miles in the rear was a body of well
+appointed cavalry, with a strong detachment of artillery, who always
+attended the Emperor's motions. These were hastily summoned. Meantime
+it occurred to the train of courtiers that some danger might arise to
+the Emperor's person from the proximity of a lawless enemy; and
+accordingly he was induced to retire a little to the rear. It soon
+appeared, however, to those who watched the vapory shroud in the
+desert, that its motion was not such as would argue the direction of
+the march to be exactly upon the pavilion, but rather in a diagonal
+line, making an angle of full forty-five degrees with that line in
+which the Imperial _cortege_ had been standing, and therefore with
+a distance continually increasing. Those who knew the country judged
+that the Kalmucks were making for a large fresh-water lake about seven
+or eight miles distant; they were right; and to that point the Imperial
+cavalry was ordered up; and it was precisely in that spot, and about
+three hours after and at noon-day on the 8th of September, that the
+great Exodus of the Kalmuck Tartars was brought to a final close, and
+with a scene of such memorable and hellish fury, as formed an
+appropriate winding-up to an expedition in all its parts and details so
+awfully disastrous. The Emperor was not personally present, or at least
+he saw whatever he _did_ see from too great a distance to
+discriminate its individual features; but he records in his written
+memorial the report made to him of this scene by some of his own
+officers.
+
+The lake of Tengis, near the frightful desert of Kobi, lay in a hollow
+amongst hills of a moderate height, ranging generally from two to three
+thousand feet high. About eleven o'clock in the forenoon, the Chinese
+cavalry reached the summit of a road which led through a cradle-like
+dip in the mountains right down upon the margin of the lake. From this
+pass, elevated about two thousand feet above the level of the water,
+they continued to descend, by a very winding and difficult road, for an
+hour and a half; and during the whole of this descent they were
+compelled to be inactive spectators of the fiendish spectacle below.
+The Kalmucks, reduced by this time from about six hundred thousand
+souls to two hundred thousand, and after enduring for two months and a
+half the miseries we have previously described--outrageous heat,
+famine, and the destroying scimitar of the Kirghises and the Bashkirs,
+had for the last ten days been traversing a hideous desert, where no
+vestiges were seen of vegetation, and no drop of water could be found.
+Camels and men were already so overladen, that it was a mere
+impossibility that they should carry a tolerable sufficiency for the
+passage of this frightful wilderness. On the eighth day the wretched
+daily allowance, which had been continually diminishing, failed
+entirely; and thus for two days of insupportable fatigue, the horrors
+of thirst had been carried to the fiercest extremity. Upon this last
+morning, at the sight of the hills and the forest scenery, which
+announced to those who acted as guides the neighborhood of the lake of
+Tengis, all the people rushed along with maddening eagerness to the
+anticipated solace. The day grew hotter and hotter, the people more and
+more exhausted, and gradually, in the general rush forwards to the
+lake, all discipline and command were lost--all attempts to preserve a
+rear-guard were neglected--the wild Bashkirs rode in amongst the
+encumbered people, and slaughtered them by wholesale, and almost
+without resistance. Screams and tumultuous shouts proclaimed the
+progress of the massacre; but none heeded--none halted; all alike,
+pauper or noble, continued to rush on with maniacal haste to the
+waters--all with faces blackened by the heat preying upon the liver,
+and with tongue drooping from the mouth. The cruel Bashkir was affected
+by the same misery, and manifested the same symptoms of his misery as
+the wretched Kalmuck; the murderer was oftentimes in the same frantic
+misery as his murdered victim--many indeed (an ordinary effect of
+thirst) in both nations had become lunatic--and in this state, whilst
+mere multitude and condensation of bodies alone opposed any check to
+the destroying scimitar and the trampling hoof, the lake was reached;
+and to that the whole vast body of enemies rushed, and together
+continued to rush, forgetful of all things at that moment but of one
+almighty instinct. This absorption of the thoughts in one maddening
+appetite lasted for a single minute; but in the next arose the final
+scene of parting vengeance. Far and wide the waters of the solitary
+lake were instantly dyed red with blood and gore; here rode a party of
+savage Bashkirs, hewing off heads as fast as the swathes fall before
+the mower's scythe; there stood unarmed Kalmucks in a death-grapple
+with their detested foes, both up to the middle in water, and
+oftentimes both sinking together below the surface, from weakness, or
+from struggles, and perishing in each other's arms. Did the Bashkirs at
+any point collect into a cluster for the sake of giving impetus to the
+assault? Thither were the camels driven in fiercely by those who rode
+them, generally women or boys; and even these quiet creatures were
+forced into a share in this carnival of murder, by trampling down as
+many as they could strike prostrate with the lash of their fore-legs.
+Every moment the water grew more polluted: and yet every moment fresh
+myriads came up to the lake and rushed in, not able to resist their
+frantic thirst, and swallowing large draughts of water, visibly
+contaminated with the blood of their slaughtered compatriots.
+Wheresoever the lake was shallow enough to allow of men raising their
+heads above the water, there for scores of acres were to be seen all
+forms of ghastly fear, of agonizing struggle, of spasm, of convulsion,
+of mortal conflict, death, and the fear of death--revenge, and the
+lunacy of revenge--hatred, and the frenzy of hatred--until the neutral
+spectators, of whom there were not a few, now descending the eastern
+side of the lake, at length averted their eyes in horror. This horror,
+which seemed incapable of further addition, was, however, increased by
+an unexpected incident. The Bashkirs, beginning to perceive here and
+there the approach of the Chinese cavalry, felt it prudent--wheresoever
+they were sufficiently at leisure from the passions of the murderous
+scene--to gather into bodies. This was noticed by the governor of a
+small Chinese fort, built upon an eminence above the lake; and
+immediately he threw in a broadside, which spread havoc amongst the
+Bashkir tribe. As often as the Bashkirs collected into 'globes' and
+'turms' as their only means of meeting the long line of descending
+Chinese cavalry--so often did the Chinese governor of the fort pour in
+his exterminating broadside; until at length the lake at the lower end,
+became one vast seething cauldron of human bloodshed and carnage. The
+Chinese cavalry had reached the foot of the hills: the Bashkirs,
+attentive to their movements, had formed; skirmishes had been fought:
+and, with a quick sense that the contest was henceforwards rapidly
+becoming hopeless, the Bashkirs and Kirghises began to retire. The
+pursuit was not as vigorous as the Kalmuck hatred would have desired.
+But, at the same time, the very gloomiest hatred could not but find, in
+their own dreadful experience of the Asiatic deserts, and in the
+certainty that these wretched Bashkirs had to repeat that same
+experience a second time, for thousands of miles, as the price exacted
+by a retributary Providence for their vindictive cruelty--not the very
+gloomiest of the Kalmucks, or the least reflecting, but found in all
+this a retaliatory chastisement more complete and absolute than any
+which their swords and lances could have obtained, or human vengeance
+could have devised.
+
+Here ends the tale of the Kalmuck wanderings in the Desert; for any
+subsequent marches which awaited them, were neither long nor painful.
+Every possible alleviation and refreshment for their exhausted bodies
+had been already provided by Kien Long with the most princely
+munificence; and lands of great fertility were immediately assigned to
+them in ample extent along the river Ily, not very far from the point
+at which they had first emerged from the wilderness of Kobi. But the
+beneficent attention of the Chinese Emperor may be best stated in his
+own words, as translated into French by one of the Jesuit
+missionaries:--"La nation des Torgotes (_savoir les Kalmuques_) arriva
+a Ily, toute _delabree_, n'ayant ni de quoi vivre, ni de quoi se vetir.
+Je l'avais prevu; et j'avais ordonne de faire en tout genre les
+provisions necessaires pour pouvoir les secourir promptement; c'est ce
+qui a ete execute. On a fait la division des terres; et on a assigne a
+chaque famille une portion suffisante pour pouvoir servir a son
+entretien, soit en la cultivant, soit en y nourissant des bestiaux. On
+a donne a chaque particulier des etoffes pour l'habiller, des grains
+pour se nourrir pendant l'espace d'une annee, des ustensiles pour le
+menage et d'autres choses necessaires: et outre cela plusieurs onces
+d'argent, pour se pourvoir de ce qu'on aurait pu oublier. On a designe
+des lieux particuliers, fertiles en paturages; et on leur a donne des
+boeufs, moutons, &c. pour qu'ils pussent dans la suite travailler par
+euxmemes a leur entretien et a leur bienetre."
+
+These are the words of the Emperor himself, speaking in his own person
+of his own paternal cares; but another Chinese, treating the same
+subject, records the munificence of this prince in terms which proclaim
+still more forcibly the disinterested generosity which prompted, and
+the delicate considerateness which conducted this extensive bounty. He
+has been speaking of the Kalmucks, and he goes on thus:--"Lorsqu'ils
+arriverent sur nos frontieres (au nombre de plusieurs centaines de
+mille), quoique la fatigue extreme, la faim, la soif, et toutes les
+autres incommodites inseparables d'une tres-longue et tres penible
+route en eussent fait perir presque autant, ils etaient reduits a la
+derniere misere: ils manquaient de tout. Il" (viz. l'Empereur, Kien
+Long) "leur fit preparer des logemens conformes a leur maniere de
+vivre; il leur fit distribuer des aliments et des habits; il leur fit
+donner des boeufs, des moutons, et des ustensiles, pour les mettre en
+etat de former des troupeaux et de cultiver la terre, _et tout cela a
+ses propres frais_, qui se sont montes a des sommes immenses, sans
+compter l'argent qu'il a donne a chaque chef-de-famille, pour pourvoir
+a la subsistance de sa femme et de ses enfans."
+
+Thus, after their memorable year of misery, the Kalmucks were replaced
+in territorial possessions, and in comfort equal perhaps, or even
+superior, to that which they had enjoyed in Russia, and with superior
+political advantages. But, if equal or superior, their condition was no
+longer the same; if not in degree, their social prosperity had altered
+in quality; for instead of being a purely pastoral and vagrant people,
+they were now in circumstances which obliged them to become essentially
+dependent upon agriculture; and thus far raised in social rank, that by
+the natural course of their habits and the necessities of life they
+were effectually reclaimed from roving, and from the savage customs
+connected with so unsettled a life. They gained also in political
+privileges, chiefly through the immunity from military service which
+their new relations enabled them to obtain. These were circumstances of
+advantage and gain. But one great disadvantage there was, amply to
+overbalance all other possible gain; the chances were lost or were
+removed to an incalculable distance for their conversion to
+Christianity, without which in these times there is no absolute advance
+possible on the path of true civilization.
+
+One word remains to be said upon the _personal_ interests
+concerned in this great drama. The catastrophe in this respect was
+remarkable and complete. Oubacha, with all his goodness and incapacity
+of suspecting, had, since the mysterious affair on the banks of the
+Torgau, felt his mind alienated from his cousin; he revolted from the
+man that would have murdered him; and he had displayed his caution so
+visibly as to provoke a reaction in the bearing of Zebek-Dorchi, and a
+displeasure which all his dissimulation could not hide. This had
+produced a feud, which, by keeping them aloof, had probably saved the
+life of Oubacha; for the friendship of Zebek-Dorchi was more fatal than
+his open enmity. After the settlement on the Ily this feud continued to
+advance, until it came under the notice of the Emperor, on occasion of
+a visit which all the Tartar chieftains made to his Majesty at his
+hunting-lodge in 1772. The Emperor informed himself accurately of all
+the particulars connected with the transaction--of all the rights and
+claims put forward--and of the way in which they would severally affect
+the interests of the Kalmuck people. The consequence was, that he
+adopted the cause of Oubacha, and repressed the pretensions of Zebek-
+Dorchi, who, on his part, so deeply resented this discountenance to his
+ambitious projects, that in conjunction with other chiefs he had the
+presumption even to weave nets of treason against the Emperor himself.
+Plots were laid--were detected--were baffled--counterplots were
+constructed upon the same basis, and with the benefit of the
+opportunities thus offered.
+
+Finally, Zebek-Dorchi was invited to the imperial lodge, together with
+all his accomplices; and under the skilful management of the Chinese
+nobles in the Emperor's establishment, the murderous artifices of these
+Tartar chieftains were made to recoil upon themselves; and the whole of
+them perished by assassination at a great imperial banquet. For the
+Chinese morality is exactly of that kind which approves in everything
+the _lex talionis:_--
+
+ ----'lex nec justior ulla est (as _they_ think)
+ Quam necis artifices arte perire sua.'
+
+So perished Zebek-Dorchi, the author and originator of the great Tartar
+_Exodus_. Oubacha, meantime, and his people, were gradually
+recovering from the effects of their misery, and repairing their
+losses. Peace and prosperity, under the gentle rule of a fatherly lord
+paramount, re-dawned upon the tribes; their household _lares_,
+after so harsh a translation to distant climates, found again a happy
+reinstatement in what had in fact been their primitive abodes; they
+found themselves settled in quiet sylvan scenes, rich in all the
+luxuries of life, and endowed with the perfect loveliness of Arcadian
+beauty. But from the hills of this favored land and even from the level
+grounds as they approach its western border, they still look out upon
+that fearful wilderness which once beheld a nation in agony--the utter
+extirpation of nearly half a million from amongst its numbers, and, for
+the remainder, a storm of misery so fierce, that in the end (as
+happened also at Athens during the Peloponnesian war from a different
+form of misery) very many lost their memory; all records of their past
+life were wiped out as with a sponge--utterly erased and cancelled; and
+many others lost their reason; some in a gentle form of pensive
+melancholy, some in a more restless form of feverish delirium and
+nervous agitation, and others in the fixed forms of tempestuous mania,
+raving frenzy, or moping idiocy. Two great commemorative monuments
+arose in after years to mark the depth and permanence of the awe--the
+sacred and reverential grief with which all persons looked back upon
+the dread calamities attached to the year of the Tiger--all who had
+either personally shared in those calamities, and had themselves drunk
+from that cup of sorrow, or who had effectually been made witnesses to
+their results, and associated with their relief; two great monuments,
+we say; first of all, one in the religious solemnity, enjoined by the
+Dalai Lama, called in the Tartar language a _Romanang_, that is, a
+national commemoration, with music the most rich and solemn, of all the
+souls who departed to the rest of Paradise from the afflictions of the
+Desert: this took place about six years after the arrival in China.
+Secondly, another more durable and more commensurate to the scale of
+the calamity and to the grandeur of this national Exodus, in the mighty
+columns of granite and brass, erected by the Emperor Kien Long, near
+the banks of the Ily: these columns stand upon the very margin of the
+_steppes_; and they bear a short but emphatic inscription
+[Footnote: This inscription has been slightly altered in one or two
+phrases, and particularly in adapting to the Christian era the
+Emperor's expressions for the year of the original Exodus from China
+and the retrogressive Exodus from Russia. With respect to the
+designation adopted for the Russian Emperor, either it is built upon
+some confusion between him and the Byzantine Caesars, as though the
+former, being of the same religion with the latter (and occupying in
+part the same longitudes, though in different latitudes) might be
+considered as his modern successor; or else it refers simply to the
+Greek form of Christianity professed by the Russian Emperor and
+Church.] to the following effect:--
+
+By the Will of God
+Here, upon the Brink of these Deserts,
+Which from this Point begin and stretch away
+Pathless, treeless, waterless,
+For thousands of miles--and along the margins of many mighty Nations,
+Rested from their labors and from great afflictions
+Under the shadow of the Chinese Wall,
+And by the favor of KIEN LONG, God's Lieutenant upon Earth,
+The ancient Children of the Wilderness--the Torgote Tartars
+Flying before the wrath of the Grecian Czar,
+Wandering Sheep who had strayed away from the Celestial Empire in the
+year 1616,
+But are now mercifully gathered again, after infinite sorrow,
+Into the fold of their forgiving Shepherd.
+Hallowed be the spot for ever,
+and
+Hallowed be the day--September 8, 1771!
+Amen.
+
+END OF VOLUME I.
+
+
+
+
+VOLUME II
+
+
+SYSTEM OF THE HEAVENS AS REVEALED BY LORD ROSSE'S TELESCOPES.
+[Footnote: Thoughts on Some Important Points relating to the System of
+the World. By J. P. Nichol, LL.D., Professor of Astronomy in the
+University of Glasgow. William Tait, Edinburgh. 1846.]
+
+Some years ago, some person or other, [in fact I believe it was
+myself,] published a paper from the German of Kant, on a very
+interesting question, viz., the age of our own little Earth. Those who
+have never seen that paper, a class of unfortunate people whom I
+suspect to form _rather_ the majority in our present perverse
+generation, will be likely to misconceive its object. Kant's purpose
+was, not to ascertain how many years the Earth had lived: a million of
+years, more or less, made very little difference to _him_. What he
+wished to settle was no such barren conundrum. For, had there even been
+any means of coercing the Earth into an honest answer, on such a
+delicate point, which the Sicilian canon, Recupero, fancied that there
+was; [Footnote: _Recupero_. See Brydone's Travels, some sixty or
+seventy years ago. The canon, being a beneficed clergyman in the Papal
+church, was naturally an infidel. He wished exceedingly to refute
+Moses: and he fancied that he really had done so by means of some
+collusive assistance from the layers of lava on Mount Etna. But there
+survives, at this day, very little to remind us of the canon, except an
+unpleasant guffaw that rises, at times, in solitary valleys of Etna.]
+but which, in my own opinion, there neither is, nor ought to be,--
+(since a man deserves to be cudgelled who could put such improper
+questions to a _lady_ planet,)--still what would it amount to?
+What good would it do us to have a certificate of our dear little
+mother's birth and baptism? Other people--people in Jupiter, or the
+Uranians--may amuse themselves with her pretended foibles or
+infirmities: it is quite safe to do so at _their_ distance; and,
+in a female planet like Venus, it might be natural, (though, strictly
+speaking, not quite correct,) to scatter abroad malicious insinuations,
+as though our excellent little mamma had begun to wear false hair, or
+had lost some of her front teeth. But all this, we men of sense know to
+be gammon. Our mother Tellus, beyond all doubt, is a lovely little
+thing. I am satisfied that she is very much admired throughout the
+Solar System: and, in clear seasons, when she is seen to advantage,
+with her bonny wee pet of a Moon tripping round her like a lamb, I
+should be thankful to any gentleman who will mention where he has
+happened to observe--either he or his telescope--will he only have the
+goodness to say, in what part of the heavens he has discovered a more
+elegant turn-out. I wish to make no personal reflections. I name no
+names. Only this I say, that, though some people have the gift of
+seeing things that other people never could see, and though some other
+people, or other some people are born with a silver spoon in their
+mouths, so that, generally, their geese count for swans, yet, after
+all, swans or geese, it would be a pleasure to me, and really a
+curiosity, to see the planet that could fancy herself entitled to
+sneeze at our Earth. And then, if she (viz., our Earth,) keeps but one
+Moon, even _that_ (you know) is an advantage as regards some
+people that keep none. There are people, pretty well known to you and
+me, that can't make it convenient to keep even one Moon. And so I come
+to my moral; which is this, that, to all appearance, it is mere
+justice; but, supposing it were not, still it is _our_ duty, (as
+children of the Earth,) right or wrong, to stand up for our bonny young
+mamma, if she _is_ young; or for our dear old mother, if she
+_is_ old; whether young or old, to take her part against all
+comers; and to argue through thick and thin, which (sober or not) I
+always attempt to do, that she is the most respectable member of the
+Copernican System.
+
+Meantime, what Kant understood by being old, is something that still
+remains to be explained. If one stumbled, in the steppes of Tartary, on
+the grave of a Megalonyx, and, after long study, had deciphered from
+some pre-Adamite heiro-pothooks, the following epitaph:--'_Hic
+jacet_ a Megalonyx, or _Hic jacet_ a Mammoth, (as the case
+might be,) who departed this life, to the grief of his numerous
+acquaintance in the seventeen thousandth year of his age,'--of course,
+one would be sorry for him; because it must be disagreeable at
+_any_ age to be torn away from life, and from all one's little
+megalonychal comforts; that's not pleasant, you know, even if one
+_is_ seventeen thousand years old. But it would make all the
+difference possible in your grief, whether the record indicated a
+premature death, that he had been cut off, in fact, whilst just
+stepping into life, or had kicked the bucket when full of honors, and
+been followed to the grave by a train of weeping grandchildren. He had
+died 'in his teens,' that's past denying. But still we must know to
+what stage of life in a man, had corresponded seventeen thousand years
+in a Mammoth. Now exactly this was what Kant desired to know about our
+planet. Let her have lived any number of years that you suggest, (shall
+we say if you please, that she is in her billionth year?) still that
+tells us nothing about the _period_ of life, the _stage_, which she may
+be supposed to have reached. Is she a child, in fact, or is she an
+adult? And, _if_ an adult, and that you gave a ball to the Solar
+System, is she that kind of person, that you would introduce to a
+waltzing partner, some fiery young gentlemen like Mars, or would
+you rather suggest to her the sort of partnership which takes place at
+a whist-table? On this, as on so many other questions, Kant was
+perfectly sensible that people, of the finest understandings, may and
+do take the most opposite views. Some think that our planet is in that
+stage of her life, which corresponds to the playful period of twelve or
+thirteen in a spirited girl. Such a girl, were it not that she is
+checked by a sweet natural sense of feminine grace, you might call a
+romp; but not a hoyden, observe; no horse-play; oh, no, nothing of that
+sort. And these people fancy that earthquakes, volcanoes, and all such
+little _escapades_ will be over, they will, in lawyer's phrase,
+'cease and determine,' as soon as our Earth reaches the age of maidenly
+bashfulness. Poor thing! It's quite natural, you know, in a healthy
+growing girl. A little overflow of vivacity, a _pirouette_ more or
+less, what harm should _that_ do to any of us? Nobody takes more
+delight than I in the fawn-like sportiveness of an innocent girl, at
+this period of life: even a shade of _espieglerie_ does not annoy
+me. But still my own impressions incline me rather to represent the
+Earth as a fine noble young woman, full of the pride which is so
+becoming to her sex, and well able to take her own part, in case that,
+at any solitary point of the heavens, she should come across one of
+those vulgar fussy Comets, disposed to be rude and take improper
+liberties. These Comets, by the way, are public nuisances, very much
+like the mounted messengers of butchers in great cities, who are always
+at full gallop, and moving upon such an infinity of angles to human
+shinbones, that the final purpose of such boys (one of whom lately had
+the audacity nearly to ride down the Duke of Wellington) seems to be--
+not the translation of mutton, which would certainly find its way into
+human mouths even if riding boys were not,--but the improved geometry
+of transcendental curves. They ought to be numbered, ought these boys,
+and to wear badges--X 10, &c. And exactly the same evil, asking
+therefore by implication for exactly the same remedy, affects the
+Comets. A respectable planet is known everywhere, and responsible for
+any mischief that he does. But if a cry should arise, 'Stop that
+wretch, who was rude to the Earth: who is he?' twenty voices will
+answer, perhaps, 'It's Encke's Comet; he is always doing mischief;'
+well, what can you say? it _may_ be Encke's, it may be some other
+man's Comet; there are so many abroad and on so many roads, that you
+might as well ask upon a night of fog, such fog as may be opened with
+an oyster knife, whose cab that was (whose, viz., out of 27,000 in
+London) that floored you into the kennel.
+
+These are constructive ideas upon the Earth's stage of evolution, which
+Kant was aware of, and which will always find toleration, even where
+they do not find patronage. But others there are, a class whom I
+perfectly abominate, that place our Earth in the category of decaying
+women, nay of decayed women, going, going, and all but gone. 'Hair like
+arctic snows, failure of vital heat, palsy that shakes the head as in
+the porcelain toys on our mantel-pieces, asthma that shakes the whole
+fabric--these they absolutely fancy themselves to _see_. They
+absolutely _hear_ the tellurian lungs wheezing, panting, crying,
+'Bellows to mend!' periodically as the Earth approaches her aphelion.
+
+But suddenly at this point a demur arises upon the total question.
+Kant's very problem explodes, bursts, as poison in Venetian wine-glass
+of old shivered the glass into fragments. For is there, after all, any
+stationary meaning in the question? Perhaps in reality the Earth is
+both young and old. Young? If she is not young at present, perhaps she
+_will_ be so in future. Old? if she is not old at this moment,
+perhaps she _has_ been old, and has a fair chance of becoming so
+again. In fact, she is a Phoenix that is known to have secret processes
+for rebuilding herself out of her own ashes. Little doubt there is but
+she has seen many a birthday, many a funeral night, and many a morning
+of resurrection. Where now the mightiest of oceans rolls in pacific
+beauty, once were anchored continents and boundless forests. Where the
+south pole now shuts her frozen gates inhospitably against the
+intrusions of flesh, once were probably accumulated the ribs of
+empires; man's imperial forehead, woman's roseate lips, gleamed upon
+ten thousand hills; and there were innumerable contributions to
+antarctic journals almost as good (but not quite) as our own. Even
+within our domestic limits, even where little England, in her south-
+eastern quarter now devolves so quietly to the sea her sweet pastoral
+rivulets, once came roaring down, in pomp of waters, a regal Ganges
+[Footnote: _'Ganges:'_--Dr. Nichol calls it by this name for the
+purpose of expressing its grandeur; and certainly in breadth, in
+diffusion at all times, but especially in the rainy season, the Ganges
+is the cock of the walk in our British orient. Else, as regards the
+body of water discharged, the absolute payments made into the sea's
+exchequer, and the majesty of column riding downwards from the
+Himalaya, I believe that, since Sir Alexander Burnes's measurements,
+the Indus ranks foremost by a long chalk.], that drained some
+hyperbolical continent, some Quinbus Flestrin of Asiatic proportions,
+long since gone to the dogs. All things pass away. Generations wax old
+as does a garment: but eternally God says:--'Come again, ye children of
+men.' Wildernesses of fruit, and worlds of flowers, are annually
+gathered in solitary South America to ancestral graves: yet still the
+Pomona of Earth, yet still the Flora of Earth, does not become
+superannuated, but blossoms in everlasting youth. Not otherwise by
+secular periods, known to us geologically as facts, though obscure as
+durations, _Tellus_ herself, the planet, as a whole, is for ever
+working by golden balances of change and compensation, of ruin and
+restoration. She recasts her glorious habitations in decomposing them;
+she lies down for death, which perhaps a thousand times she has
+suffered; she rises for a new birth, which perhaps for the thousandth
+time has glorified her disc. Hers is the wedding garment, hers is the
+shroud, that eternally is being woven in the loom. And God imposes upon
+her the awful necessity of working for ever at her own grave, yet of
+listening for ever to his far-off trumpet of _palingenesis_.
+
+If this account of the matter be just, and were it not treasonable to
+insinuate the possibility of an error against so great a swell as
+Immanuel Kant, one would be inclined to fancy that Mr. Kant had really
+been dozing a little on this occasion; or, agreeably to his own
+illustration elsewhere, that he had realized the pleasant picture of
+one learned doctor trying to milk a he-goat, whilst another doctor,
+equally learned, holds the milk-pail below. [Footnote: Kant applied
+this illustration to the case where one worshipful scholar proposes
+some impossible problem, (as the squaring of the circle, or the
+perpetual motion,) which another worshipful scholar sits down to solve.
+The reference was of course to Virgil's line,--'Atque idem jungat
+vulpes, et _mulgeat hircos_.'] And there is apparently this two-
+edged embarrassment pressing upon the case--that, if our dear excellent
+mother the Earth could be persuaded to tell us her exact age in Julian
+years, still _that_ would leave us all as much in the dark as
+ever: since, if the answer were, 'Why, children, at my next birth-day I
+shall count a matter of some million centuries,' we should still be at
+a loss to _value_ her age: would it mean that she was a mere
+chicken, or that she was 'getting up in years?' On the other hand, if
+(declining to state any odious circumstantialities,) she were to
+reply,--'No matter, children, for my precise years, which are
+disagreeable remembrances; I confess generally to being a lady of a
+certain age,'--here, in the inverse order, given the _valuation_
+of the age, we should yet be at a loss for the _absolute_ years
+numerically: would a 'certain age,' mean that 'mamma' was a million, be
+the same more or less, or perhaps not much above seventy thousand?
+
+Every way, you see, reader, there are difficulties. But two things used
+to strike me, as unaccountably overlooked by Kant; who, to say the
+truth, was profound--yet at no time very agile--in the character of his
+understanding. First, what age now might we take our brother and sister
+planets to be? For _that_ determination as to a point in
+_their_ constitution, will do something to illustrate our own. We
+are as good as they, I hope, any day: perhaps in a growl, one might
+modestly insinuate--_better_. It's not at all likely that there
+can be any great disproportion of age amongst children of the same
+household: and therefore, since Kant always countenanced the idea that
+Jupiter had not quite finished the upholstery of his extensive
+premises, as a comfortable residence for a man, Jupiter having, in
+fact, a fine family of mammoths, but no family at all of 'humans,' (as
+brother Jonathan calls them,) Kant was bound, _ex analogo_, to
+hold that any little precedency in the trade of living, on the part of
+our own mother Earth, could not count for much in the long run. At
+Newmarket, or Doncaster, the start is seldom mathematically true:
+trifling advantages will survive all human trials after abstract
+equity; and the logic of this case argues, that any few thousands of
+years by which Tellus may have got ahead of Jupiter, such as the having
+finished her Roman Empire, finished her Crusades, and finished her
+French Revolution, virtually amounts to little or nothing; indicates no
+higher proportion to the total scale upon which she has to run, than
+the few tickings of a watch by which one horse at the start for the
+Leger is in advance of another. When checked in our chronology by each
+other, it transpires that, in effect, we are but executing the nice
+manoeuvre of a start; and that the small matter of six thousand years,
+by which we may have advanced our own position beyond some of our
+planetary rivals, is but the outstretched neck of an uneasy horse at
+Doncaster. This is _one_ of the data overlooked by Kant; and the
+less excusably overlooked, because it was his own peculiar doctrine,--
+that uncle Jupiter ought to be considered a greenhorn. Jupiter may be a
+younger brother of our mamma; but, if he is a brother at all, he cannot
+be so very wide of our own chronology; and therefore the first
+_datum_ overlooked by Kant was--the analogy of our whole planetary
+system. A second datum, as it always occurred to myself, might
+reasonably enough be derived from the intellectual vigor of us men. If
+our mother could, with any show of reason, be considered an old decayed
+lady, snoring stentorously in her arm-chair, there would naturally be
+some _aroma_ of phthisis, or apoplexy, beginning to form about
+_us_, that are her children. But _is_ there? If ever Dr. Johnson
+said a true word, it was when he replied to the Scottish judge
+Burnett, so well known to the world as Lord Monboddo. The judge, a
+learned man, but obstinate as a mule in certain prejudices, had said
+plaintively, querulously, piteously,--'Ah, Doctor, we are poor
+creatures, we men of the eighteenth century, by comparison with our
+forefathers!' 'Oh, no, my Lord,' said Johnson, 'we are quite as strong
+as our ancestors, and a great deal wiser.' Yes; our kick is, at least,
+as dangerous, and our logic does three times as much execution. This
+would be a complex topic to treat effectively; and I wish merely to
+indicate the opening which it offers for a most decisive order of
+arguments in such a controversy. If the Earth were on her last legs, we
+her children could not be very strong or healthy. Whereas, if there
+were less pedantry amongst us, less malice, less falsehood, and less
+darkness of prejudice, easy it would be to show, that in almost every
+mode of intellectual power, we are more than a match for the most
+conceited of elder generations, and that in some modes we have energies
+or arts absolutely and exclusively our own. Amongst a thousand
+indications of strength and budding youth, I will mention two:--Is it
+likely, is it plausible, that our Earth should just begin to find out
+effective methods of traversing land and sea, when she had a summons to
+leave both? Is it not, on the contrary, a clear presumption that the
+great career of earthly nations is but on the point of opening, that
+life is but just beginning to kindle, when the great obstacles to
+effectual locomotion, and therefore to extensive human intercourse, are
+first of all beginning to give way? Secondly, I ask peremptorily,--Does
+it stand with good sense, is it reasonable that Earth is waning,
+science drooping, man looking downward, precisely in that epoch when,
+first of all, man's eye is arming itself for looking effectively into
+the mighty depths of space? A new era for the human intellect, upon a
+path that lies amongst its most aspiring, is promised, is inaugurated,
+by Lord Rosse's almost awful telescope.
+
+What is it then that Lord Rosse has accomplished? If a man were aiming
+at dazzling by effects of rhetoric, he might reply: He has accomplished
+that which once the condition of the telescope not only refused its
+permission to hope for, but expressly bade man to despair of. What is
+it that Lord Rosse has revealed? Answer: he has revealed more by far
+than he found. The theatre to which he has introduced us, is
+_immeasurably_ beyond the old one which he found. To say that he
+found, in the visible universe, a little wooden theatre of Thespis, a
+_treteau_ or shed of vagrants, and that he presented us, at a
+price of toil and of _anxiety_ that cannot be measured, with a
+Roman colosseum,--_that_ is to say nothing. It is to undertake the
+measurement of the tropics with the pocket-tape of an upholsterer.
+Columbus, when he introduced the Old World to the New, after all that
+can be said in his praise, did in fact only introduce the majority to
+the minority; but Lord Rosse has introduced the minority to the
+majority. There are two worlds, one called Ante-Rosse, and the other
+Post-Rosse; and, if it should come to voting, the latter would
+shockingly outvote the other. Augustus Caesar made it his boast when
+dying, that he had found the city of Rome built of brick, and that he
+left it built of marble: _lateritiam invenit, marmoream reliquit_.
+Lord Rosse may say, even if to-day he should die, 'I found God's
+universe represented for human convenience, even after all the sublime
+discoveries of Herschel, upon a globe or spherical chart having a
+radius of one hundred and fifty feet; and I left it sketched upon a
+similar chart, keeping exactly the same scale of proportions, but now
+elongating its radius into one thousand feet.' The reader of course
+understands that this expression, founded on absolute calculations of
+Dr. Nichol, is simply meant to exhibit the _relative_ dimensions
+of the _mundus Ante-Rosseanus_ and the _mundus Post-Rosseanus;_
+for as to the _absolute_ dimensions, when stated in miles, leagues
+or any units familiar to the human experience, they are too stunning
+and confounding. If, again, they are stated in larger units, as for
+instance diameters of the earth's orbit, the unit itself that
+should facilitate the grasping of the result, and which really
+_is_ more manageable numerically, becomes itself elusive of the
+mental grasp: it comes in as an interpreter; and (as in some other
+cases) the interpreter is hardest to be understood of the two. If,
+finally, TIME be assumed as the exponent of the dreadful magnitudes,
+time combining itself with motion, as in the flight of cannon-balls or
+the flight of swallows, the sublimity becomes greater; but horror
+seizes upon the reflecting intellect, and incredulity upon the
+irreflective. Even a railroad generation, that _should_ have faith
+in the miracles of velocity, lifts up its hands with an '_Incredulus
+odi_!' we know that Dr. Nichol speaks the truth; but he _seems_
+to speak falsehood. And the ignorant by-stander prays that the doctor
+may have grace given him and time for repentance; whilst his more
+liberal companion reproves his want of charity, observing that
+travellers into far countries have always had a license for lying, as a
+sort of tax or fine levied for remunerating their own risks; and that
+great astronomers, as necessarily far travellers into space, are
+entitled to a double per centage of the same Munchausen privilege.
+
+Great is the mystery of Space, greater is the mystery of Time; either
+mystery grows upon man, as man himself grows; and either seems to be a
+function of the godlike which is in man. In reality the depths and the
+heights which are in man, the depths by which he searches, the heights
+by which he aspires, are but projected and made objective externally in
+the three dimensions of space which are outside of him. He trembles at
+the abyss into which his bodily eyes look down, or look up; not knowing
+that abyss to be, not always consciously suspecting it to be, but by an
+instinct written in his prophetic heart feeling it to be, boding it to
+be, fearing it to be, and sometimes hoping it to be, the mirror to a
+mightier abyss that will one day be expanded in himself. Even as to the
+sense of space, which is the lesser mystery than time, I know not
+whether the reader has remarked that it is one which swells upon man
+with the expansion of his mind, and that it is probably peculiar to the
+mind of man. An infant of a year old, or oftentimes even older, takes
+no notice of a sound, however loud, which is a quarter of a mile
+removed, or even in a distant chamber. And brutes, even of the most
+enlarged capacities, seem not to have any commerce with distance:
+distance is probably not revealed to them except by a _presence_,
+viz., by some shadow of their own animality, which, if perceived at
+all, is perceived as a thing _present_ to their organs. An animal
+desire, or a deep animal hostility, may render sensible a distance
+which else would not be sensible; but not render it sensible _as_
+a distance. Hence perhaps is explained, and not out of any self-
+oblivion from higher enthusiasm, a fact that often has occurred, of
+deer, or hares, or foxes, and the pack of hounds in pursuit, chaser and
+chased, all going headlong over a precipice together. Depth or height
+does not readily manifest itself to _them_; so that any _strong_ motive
+is sufficient to overpower the sense of it. Man only has a natural
+function for expanding on an illimitable sensorium, the illimitable
+growths of space. Man, coming to the precipice, reads his danger; the
+brute perishes: man is saved; and the horse is saved by his rider.
+
+But, if this sounds in the ear of some a doubtful refinement, the doubt
+applies only to the lowest degrees of space. For the highest, it is
+certain that brutes have no perception. To man is as much reserved the
+prerogative of perceiving space in its higher extensions, as of
+geometrically constructing the relations of space. And the brute is no
+more capable of apprehending abysses through his eye, than he can build
+upwards or can analyze downwards the aerial synthesis of Geometry. Such,
+therefore, as is space for the grandeur of man's perceptions, such as
+is space for the benefit of man's towering mathematic speculations,
+such is the nature of our debt to Lord Rosse--as being the philosopher
+who has most pushed back the frontiers of our conquests upon this
+_exclusive_ inheritance of man. We have all heard of a king that,
+sitting on the sea-shore, bade the waves, as they began to lave his
+feet, upon their allegiance to retire. _That_ was said not vainly
+or presumptuously, but in reproof of sycophantic courtiers. Now,
+however, we see in good earnest another man, wielding another kind of
+sceptre, and sitting upon the shores of infinity, that says to the ice
+which had frozen up our progress,--'Melt thou before my breath!' that
+says to the rebellious _nebulae_,--'Submit, and burst into blazing
+worlds!' that says to the gates of darkness,--'Roll back, ye barriers,
+and no longer hide from us the infinities of God!'
+
+ 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful.'
+
+From the days of infancy still lingers in my ears this opening of a
+prose hymn by a lady, then very celebrated, viz., the late Mrs.
+Barbauld. The hymn began by enticing some solitary infant into some
+silent garden, I believe, or some forest lawn; and the opening words
+were, 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful!' Well, and what
+beside? There is nothing beside; oh, disappointed and therefore enraged
+reader; positively this is the sum-total of what I can recall from the
+wreck of years; and certainly it is not much. Even of Sappho, though
+time has made mere ducks and drakes of her lyrics, we have rather more
+spared to us than this. And yet this trifle, simple as you think it,
+this shred of a fragment, if the reader will believe me, still echoes
+with luxurious sweetness in my ears, from some unaccountable hide-and-
+seek of fugitive childish memories; just as a marine shell, if applied
+steadily to the ear, awakens (according to the fine image of Landor
+[Footnote: 'Of Landor,' viz., in his 'Gebir;' but also of Wordsworth in
+'The Excursion.' And I must tell the reader, that a contest raged at
+one time as to the _original property_ in this image, not much
+less keen than that between Neptune and Minerva, for the chancellorship
+of Athens.]) the great vision of the sea; places the listener
+
+ 'In the sun's palace-porch,
+ And murmurs as the ocean murmurs there.'
+
+Now, on some moonless night, in some fitting condition of the
+atmosphere, if Lord Rosse would permit the reader and myself to walk
+into the front drawing-room of his telescope, then, in Mrs. Barbauld's
+words, slightly varied, I might say to him,--Come, and I will show you
+what is sublime! In fact, what I am going to lay before him, from Dr.
+Nichol's work, is, or at least _would_ be, (when translated into
+Hebrew grandeur by the mighty telescope,) a step above even that object
+which some four-and-twenty years ago in the British Museum struck me as
+simply the sublimest sight which in this sight-seeing world I had seen.
+It was the Memnon's head, then recently brought from Egypt. I looked at
+it, as the reader must suppose, in order to understand the depth which
+I have here ascribed to the impression, not as a human but as a
+symbolic head; and what it symbolized to me were: 1. The peace which
+passeth all understanding. 2. The eternity which baffles and confounds
+all faculty of computation; the eternity which _had_ been, the
+eternity which _was_ to be. 3. The diffusive love, not such as
+rises and falls upon waves of life and mortality, not such as sinks and
+swells by undulations of time, but a procession--an emanation from some
+mystery of endless dawn. You durst not call it a smile that radiated
+from the lips; the radiation was too awful to clothe itself in
+adumbrations or memorials of flesh.
+
+In _that mode_ of sublimity, perhaps, I still adhere to my first
+opinion, that nothing so great was ever beheld. The atmosphere for
+_this_, for the Memnon, was the breathlessness which belongs to a
+saintly trance; the holy thing seemed to live by silence. But there
+_is_ a picture, the pendant of the Memnon, there _is_ a dreadful
+cartoon, from the gallery which has begun to open upon Lord Rosse's
+telescope, where the appropriate atmosphere for investing it
+must be drawn from another silence, from the frost and from the
+eternities of death. It is the famous _nebula_ in the constellation
+of Orion; famous for the unexampled defiance with which it resisted
+all approaches from the most potent of former telescopes; famous
+for its frightful magnitude and for the frightful depth to which
+it is sunk in the abysses of the heavenly wilderness; famous just now
+for the submission with which it has begun to render up its secrets to
+the all-conquering telescope; and famous in all time coming for the
+horror of the regal phantasma which it has perfected to eyes of flesh.
+Had Milton's 'incestuous mother,' with her fleshless son, and with the
+warrior angel, his father, that led the rebellions of heaven, been
+suddenly unmasked by Lord Rosse's instrument, in these dreadful
+distances before which, simply as expressions of resistance, the mind
+of man shudders and recoils, there would have been nothing more
+appalling in the exposure; in fact, it would have been essentially the
+same exposure: the same expression of power in the detestable phantom,
+the same rebellion in the attitude, the same pomp of malice in the
+features to a universe seasoned for its assaults.
+
+The reader must look to Dr. Nichol's book, at page 51, for the picture
+of this abominable apparition. But then, in order to see what _I_
+see, the obedient reader must do what I tell him to do. Let him
+therefore view the wretch upside down. If he neglects that simple
+direction, of course I don't answer for anything that follows: without
+any fault of mine, my description will be unintelligible. This
+inversion being made, the following is the dreadful creature that will
+then reveal itself.
+
+_Description of the Nebula in Orion, as forced to show out by Lord
+Rosse._--You see a head thrown back, and raising its face, (or eyes,
+if eyes it had,) in the very anguish of hatred, to some unknown
+heavens. What _should_ be its skull wears what _might_ be an
+Assyrian tiara, only ending behind in a floating train. This head rests
+upon a beautifully developed neck and throat. All power being given to
+the awful enemy, he is beautiful where he pleases, in order to point
+and envenom his ghostly ugliness. The mouth, in that stage of the
+apocalypse which Sir John Herschel was able to arrest in his eighteen-
+inch mirror, is amply developed. Brutalities unspeakable sit upon the
+upper lip, which is confluent with a snout; for separate nostrils there
+are none. Were it not for this one defect of nostrils; and, even in
+spite of this defect, (since, in so mysterious a mixture of the angelic
+and the brutal, we may suppose the sense of odor to work by some
+compensatory organ,) one is reminded by the phantom's attitude of a
+passage, ever memorable, in Milton: that passage, I mean, where Death
+first becomes aware, soon after the original trespass, of his own
+future empire over man. The 'meagre shadow' even smiles (for the first
+time and the last) on apprehending his own abominable bliss, by
+apprehending from afar the savor 'of mortal change on earth.'
+
+ ----'Such a scent,' (he says,) 'I draw
+ Of carnage, prey innumerable.'
+
+As illustrating the attitude of the phantom in Orion, let the reader
+allow me to quote the tremendous passage:--
+
+ 'So saying, with delight he snuff'd the smell
+ Of mortal change on earth. As when a flock
+ Of ravenous fowl, though many a league remote,
+ Against the day of battle, to a field,
+ Where armies lie encamp'd, come flying, lured
+ With scent of living carcasses design'd
+ For death, the following day, in bloody fight;
+ So scented the grim feature, [Footnote: 'So scented the grim
+feature,' [_feature_ is the old word for _form or outline that
+is shadowy_; and also for form (shadowy or not) which abstracts from
+the _matter_.] By the way, I have never seen it noticed, that
+Milton was indebted for the hint of this immortal passage to a superb
+line-and-a-half, in Lucan's Pharsalia.] and upturn'd
+ His nostril wide into the murky air,
+ Sagacious of his quarry from so far.'
+
+But the lower lip, which is drawn inwards with the curve of a conch
+shell,--oh what a convolute of cruelty and revenge is _there_!
+Cruelty!--to whom? Revenge!--for what? Ask not, whisper not. Look
+upwards to other mysteries. In the very region of his temples, driving
+itself downwards into his cruel brain, and breaking the continuity of
+his diadem, is a horrid chasm, a ravine, a shaft, that many centuries
+would not traverse; and it is serrated on its posterior wall with a
+harrow that perhaps is partly hidden. From the anterior wall of this
+chasm rise, in vertical directions, two processes; one perpendicular,
+and rigid as a horn, the other streaming forward before some portentous
+breath. What these could be, seemed doubtful; but now, when further
+examinations by Sir John Herschel, at the Cape of Good Hope, have
+filled up the scattered outline with a rich umbrageous growth, one is
+inclined to regard them as the plumes of a sultan. Dressed he is,
+therefore, as well as armed. And finally comes Lord Rosse, that
+glorifies him with the jewellery [Footnote: _The jewellery of
+Stars_. And one thing is very remarkable, viz., that not only the
+stars justify this name of jewellery, as usual, by the life of their
+splendor, but also, in this case, by their arrangement. No jeweller
+could have set, or disposed with more art, the magnificent quadrille of
+stars which is placed immediately below the upright plume. There is
+also another, a truncated quadrille, wanting only the left hand star
+(or you might call it a bisected lozenge) placed on the diadem, but
+obliquely placed as regards the curve of that diadem. Two or three
+other arrangements are striking, though not equally so, both from their
+regularity and from their repeating each other, as the forms in a
+kaleidoscope.] of stars: he is now a vision 'to dream of, not to tell:'
+he is ready for the worship of those that are tormented in sleep: and
+the stages of his solemn uncovering by astronomy, first by Sir W.
+Herschel, secondly, by his son, and finally by Lord Rosse, is like the
+reversing of some heavenly doom, like the raising of the seals that had
+been sealed by the angel, in the Revelations. But the reader naturally
+asks, How does all this concern Lord Rosse's telescope on the one side,
+or general astronomy on the other? This _nebula_, he will say,
+seems a bad kind of fellow by your account; and of course it will not
+break my heart to hear, that he has had the conceit taken out of him.
+But in what way can _that_ affect the pretensions of this new
+instrument; or, if it did, how can the character of the instrument
+affect the general condition of a science? Besides, is not the science
+a growth from very ancient times? With great respect for the Earl of
+Rosse, is it conceivable that he, or any man, by one hour's working the
+tackle of his new instrument, can have carried any stunning
+revolutionary effect into the heart of a section so ancient in our
+mathematical physics? But the reader is to consider, that the ruins
+made by Lord Rosse, are in _sidereal_ astronomy, which is almost
+wholly a growth of modern times; and the particular part of it
+demolished by the new telescope, is almost exclusively the creation of
+the two Herschels, father and son. Laplace, it is true, adopted their
+views; and he transferred them to the particular service of our own
+planetary system. But he gave to them no new sanction, except what
+arises from showing that they would account for the appearances, as
+they present themselves to our experience at this day. That was a
+_negative_ confirmation; by which I mean, that, had their views
+failed in the hands of Laplace, then they were proved to be false; but,
+_not_ failing, they were not therefore proved to be true. It was
+like proving a gun; if the charge is insufficient, or if, in trying the
+strength of cast iron, timber, ropes, &c., the strain is not up to the
+rigor of the demand, you go away with perhaps a favorable impression as
+to the promises of the article; it has stood a moderate trial; it has
+stood all the trial that offered, which is always something; but you
+are still obliged to feel that, when the ultimate test is applied,
+smash may go the whole concern. Lord Rosse applied an ultimate test;
+and smash went the whole concern. Really I must have laughed, though
+all the world had been angry, when the shrieks and yells of expiring
+systems began to reverberate all the way from the belt of Orion; and
+positively at the very first broadside delivered from this huge four-
+decker of a telescope.
+
+But what was it then that went to wreck? That is a thing more easy to
+ask than to answer. At least, for my own part, I complain that some
+vagueness hangs over all the accounts of the nebular hypothesis.
+However, in this place a brief sketch will suffice.
+
+Herschel the elder, having greatly improved the telescope, began to
+observe with special attention a class of remarkable phenomena in the
+starry world hitherto unstudied, viz.: milky spots in various stages of
+diffusion. The nature of these appearances soon cleared itself up thus
+far, that generally they were found to be starry worlds, separated from
+ours by inconceivable distances, and in that way concealing at first
+their real nature. The whitish gleam was the mask conferred by the
+enormity of their remotion. This being so, it might have been supposed
+that, as was the faintness of these cloudy spots or _nebulae_, such
+was the distance. But _that_ did not follow: for in the treasury
+of nature it turned out that there were other resources for modifying
+the powers of distance, for muffling and unmuffling the voice of stars.
+Suppose a world at the distance _x_, which distance is so great as
+to make the manifestation of that world weak, milky, nebular. Now let
+the secret power that wields these awful orbs, push this world back to
+a double distance! _that_ should naturally make it paler and more
+dilute than ever: and yet by _compression_, by deeper centralization,
+this effect shall be defeated; by forcing into far closer neighborhood
+the stars which compose this world, again it shall gleam out brighter
+when at 2_x_ than when at _x_. At this point of compression, let the
+great moulding power a second time push it back; and a second time it
+will grow faint. But once more let this world be tortured into closer
+compression, again let the screw be put upon it, and once again it
+shall shake off the oppression of distance as the dew-drops are shaken
+from a lion's mane. And thus in fact the mysterious architect plays at
+hide-and-seek with his worlds. 'I will hide it,' he says, 'and it shall
+be found again by man; I will withdraw it into distances that shall
+seem fabulous, and again it shall apparel itself in glorious light; a
+third time I will plunge it into aboriginal darkness, and upon the
+vision of man a third time it shall rise with a new epiphany.'
+
+But, says the objector, there is no such world; there is no world that
+has thus been driven back, and depressed from one deep to a lower deep.
+Granted: but the same effect, an illustration of the same law, is
+produced equally, whether you take four worlds, all of the same
+magnitude, and plunge them _simultaneously_ into four different
+abysses, sinking by graduated distances one below another, or take one
+world and plunge it to the same distances _successively_. So in
+Geology, when men talk of substances in different stages, or of
+transitional states, they do not mean that they have watched the same
+individual _stratum_ or _phenomenon_, exhibiting states removed
+from each other by depths of many thousand years; how could they?
+but they have seen one stage in the case A, another stage in the
+case B. They take, for instance, three objects, the same (to use the
+technical language of logic) generically, though numerically different,
+under separate circumstances, or in different stages of advance. They
+are one object for logic, they are three for human convenience. So
+again it might seem impossible to give the history of a rose tree from
+infancy to age: how could the same rose tree, at the same time, be
+young and old? Yet by taking the different developments of its flowers,
+even as they hang on the same tree, from the earliest bud to the full-
+blown rose, you may in effect pursue this vegetable growth through all
+its stages: you have before you the bony blushing little rose-bud, and
+the respectable 'mediaeval' full-blown rose.
+
+This point settled, let it now be remarked, that Herschel's resources
+enabled him to unmask many of these _nebulae_: stars they were, and
+stars he forced them to own themselves. Why should any decent world
+wear an _alias_? There was nothing, you know, to be ashamed of in
+being an honest cluster of stars. Indeed, they seemed to be sensible of
+this themselves, and they now yielded to the force of Herschel's
+arguments so far as to show themselves in the new character of
+_nebulae_ spangled with stars; these are the _stellar nebulae_;
+quite as much as you could expect in so short a time: Rome was not
+built in a day: and one must have some respect to stellar feelings. It
+was noticed, however, that where a bright haze, and not a weak milk-
+and-water haze, had revealed itself to the telescope, this, arising
+from a case of _compression_, (as previously explained,) required
+very little increase of telescopic power to force him into a fuller
+confession. He made a clean breast of it. But at length came a dreadful
+anomaly. A 'nebula' in the constellation _Andromeda_ turned
+restive: another in _Orion_, I grieve to say it, still more so. I
+confine myself to the latter. A very low power sufficed to bring him to
+a slight confession, which in fact amounted to nothing; the very
+highest would not persuade him to show a star. 'Just one,' said some
+coaxing person; 'we'll be satisfied with only one.' But no: he would
+_not_. He was hardened, 'he wouldn't _split_.' And Herschel
+was thus led, after waiting as long as flesh and blood _could_
+wait, to infer two classes of _nebulae_; one that were stars; and
+another that were _not_ stars, nor ever were meant to be stars.
+Yet _that_ was premature: he found at last, that, though not raised
+to the peerage of stars, finally they would be so: they were the
+matter of stars; and by gradual condensation would become suns, whose
+atmosphere, by a similar process of condensing, would become planets,
+capable of brilliant literati and philosophers, in several volumes
+octavo. So stood the case for a long time; it was settled to the
+satisfaction of Europe that there were two classes of _nebulae_,
+one that _were_ worlds, one that were _not_, but only the pabulum
+of future worlds. Silence arose. A voice was heard, 'Let there
+be Lord Rosse!' and immediately his telescope walked into Orion;
+destroyed the supposed matter of stars; but, in return, created
+immeasurable worlds.
+
+As a hint for apprehending the delicacy and difficulty of the process
+in sidereal astronomy, let the inexperienced reader figure to himself
+these separate cases of perplexity: 1st, A perplexity where the dilemma
+arises from the collision between magnitude and distance:--is the size
+less, or the distance greater? 2dly, Where the dilemma arises between
+motions, a motion in ourselves doubtfully confounded with a motion in
+some external body; or, 3dly, Where it arises between possible
+positions of an object: is it a real proximity that we see between two
+stars, or simply an apparent proximity from lying in the same visual
+line, though in far other depths of space? As regards the first
+dilemma, we may suppose two laws, A and B, absolutely in contradiction,
+laid down at starting: A, that all fixed stars are precisely at the
+same _distance_; in this case every difference in the apparent
+magnitude will indicate a corresponding difference in the real
+magnitude, and will measure that difference. B, that all the fixed
+stars are precisely of the same _magnitude_; in which case, every
+variety in the size will indicate a corresponding difference in the
+distance, and will measure that difference. Nor could we imagine any
+exception to these inferences from A or from B, whichever of the two
+were assumed, unless through optical laws that might not equally affect
+objects under different circumstances; I mean, for instance, that might
+suffer a disturbance as applied under hypoth. B, to different depths in
+space, or under hypoth. A, to different arrangements of structure in
+the star. But thirdly, it is certain, that neither A nor B is the
+abiding law: and next it becomes an object by science and by
+instruments to distinguish more readily and more certainly between the
+cases where the distance has degraded the size, and the cases where the
+size being _really_ less, has caused an exaggeration of the
+distance: or again, where the size being really less, yet co-operating
+with a distance really greater, may degrade the estimate, (though
+travelling in a right direction,) below the truth; or again where the
+size being really less, yet counteracted by a distance also less, may
+equally disturb the truth of human measurements, and so on.
+
+A second large order of equivocating appearances will arise,--not as to
+magnitude, but as to motion. If it could be a safe assumption, that the
+system to which our planet is attached were absolutely fixed and
+motionless, except as regards its own _internal_ relations of
+movement, then every change outside of us, every motion that the
+registers of astronomy had established, would be objective and not
+subjective. It would be safe to pronounce at once that it was a motion
+in the object contemplated, _not_ in the subject contemplating.
+Or, reversely, if it were safe to assume as a universal law, that no
+motion was possible in the starry heavens, then every change of
+relations in space, between ourselves and them, would indicate and
+would measure a progress, or regress, on the part of our solar system,
+in certain known directions. But now, because it is not safe to rest in
+either assumption, the range of possibilities for which science has to
+provide, is enlarged; the immediate difficulties are multiplied; but
+with the result (as in the former case) of reversionally expanding the
+powers, and consequently the facilities, lodged both in the science and
+in the arts ministerial to the science. Thus, in the constellation
+_Cygnus_, there is a star gradually changing its relation to our
+system, whose distance from ourselves (as Dr. Nichol tells us) is
+ascertained to be about six hundred and seventy thousand times our own
+distance from the sun: that is, neglecting minute accuracy, about six
+hundred and seventy thousand stages of one hundred million miles each.
+This point being known, it falls within the _arts_ of astronomy to
+translate this apparent angular motion into miles; and presuming this
+change of relation to be not in the star, but really in ourselves, we
+may deduce the velocity of our course, we may enter into our _log_
+daily the rate at which our whole solar system is running. Bessel, it
+seems, the eminent astronomer who died lately, computed this velocity
+to be such (viz., three times that of our own earth in its proper
+orbit) as would carry us to the star in forty-one thousand years. But,
+in the mean time, the astronomer is to hold in reserve some small share
+of his attention, some trifle of a side-glance, now and then, to the
+possibility of an error, after all, in the main assumption: he must
+watch the indications, if any such should arise, that not ourselves,
+but the star in _Cygnus_, is the real party concerned, in drifting
+at this shocking rate, with no prospect of coming to an anchorage.
+[Footnote: It is worth adding at this point, whilst the reader
+remembers without effort the numbers, viz., forty-one thousand
+years, for the time, (the space being our own distance from the sun
+repeated six hundred and seventy thousand times,) what would be the
+time required for reaching, in the _body_, that distance to which
+Lord Rosse's six feet mirror has so recently extended our
+_vision_. The time would be, as Dr. Nichol computes, about two
+hundred and fifty millions of years, supposing that our rate of
+travelling was about three times that of our earth in its orbit. Now,
+as the velocity is assumed to be the same in both cases, the ratio
+between the distance (already so tremendous) of Bessel's 61
+_Cygni_, and that of Lord Rosse's farthest frontier, is as forty-
+one thousand to two hundred and fifty millions. This is a simple rule-
+of-three problem for a child. And the answer to it will, perhaps,
+convey the simplest expression of the superhuman power lodged in the
+new telescope:--as is the ratio of forty-one thousand to two hundred
+and fifty million, so is the ratio of our own distance from the sun
+multiplied by six hundred and seventy thousand, to the outermost limit
+of Lord Rosse's sidereal vision.]
+
+Another class, and a frequent one, of equivocal phenomena, phenomena
+that are reconcilable indifferently with either of two assumptions,
+though less plausibly reconciled with the one than with the other,
+concerns the position of stars that seem connected with each other by
+systematic relations, and which yet _may_ lie in very different
+depths of space, being brought into seeming connection only by the
+human eye. There have been, and there are, cases where two stars
+dissemble an interconnection which they really _have_, and other
+cases where they simulate an interconnection which they have not. All
+these cases of simulation and dissimulation torment the astronomer by
+multiplying his perplexities, and deepening the difficulty of escaping
+them. He cannot get at the truth: in many cases, magnitude and distance
+are in collusion with each other to deceive him: motion subjective is
+in collusion with motion objective; duplex systems are in collusion
+with fraudulent stars, having no real partnership whatever, but
+mimicking such a partnership by means of the limitations or errors
+affecting the human eye, where it can apply no other sense to aid or to
+correct itself. So that the business of astronomy, in these days, is no
+sinecure, as the reader perceives. And by another evidence, it is
+continually becoming less of a sinecure. Formerly, one or two men,--
+Tycho, suppose, or, in a later age, Cassini and Horrox, and Bradley,
+had observatories: one man, suppose, observed the stars for all
+Christendom; and the rest of Europe observed _him_. But now, up
+and down Europe, from the deep blue of Italian skies to the cold frosty
+atmospheres of St. Petersburg and Glasgow, the stars are conscious of
+being watched everywhere; and if all astronomers do not publish their
+observations, all use them in their speculations. New and brilliantly
+appointed observatories are rising in every latitude, or risen; and
+none, by the way, of these new-born observatories, is more interesting
+from the circumstances of its position, or more _picturesque_ to a
+higher organ than the eye--viz., to the human heart--than the New
+Observatory raised by the university of Glasgow.[Footnote: It has been
+reported, ever since the autumn of 1845, and the report is now,
+(August, 1846,) gathering strength, that some railway potentate, having
+taken a fancy for the ancient college of Glasgow, as a bauble to hang
+about his wife's neck, (no accounting for tastes,) has offered, (or
+_will_ offer,) such a price, that the good old academic lady in
+this her moss-grown antiquity, seriously thinks of taking him at his
+word, packing up her traps, and being off. When a spirit of galavanting
+comes across an aged lady, it is always difficult to know where it will
+stop: so, in fact, you know, she may choose to steam for Texas. But the
+present impression is, that she will settle down by the side of what
+you may call her married or settled daughter--the Observatory; which
+one would be glad to have confirmed, as indicating that no purpose of
+pleasure-seeking had been working in elderly minds, but the instinct of
+religious rest and aspiration. The Observatory would thus remind one of
+those early Christian anchorites, and self-exiled visionaries, that
+being led by almost a necessity of nature to take up their residence in
+deserts, sometimes drew after themselves the whole of their own
+neighborhood.]
+
+The New Observatory of Glasgow is now, I believe, finished; and the
+only fact connected with its history that was painful, as embodying and
+recording that Vandal alienation from science, literature, and all
+their interests, which has ever marked our too haughty and Caliph-Omar-
+like British government, lay in the circumstance that the glasses of
+the apparatus, the whole mounting of the establishment, in so far as it
+was a scientific establishment, and even the workmen for putting up the
+machinery, were imported from Bavaria. We, that once bade the world
+stand aside when the question arose about glasses, or the graduation of
+instruments, were now literally obliged to stand cap in hand, bowing to
+Mr. Somebody, successor of Frauenhofer or Frauendevil, in Munich! Who
+caused _that_, we should all be glad to know, if not the wicked
+Treasury, that killed the hen that laid the golden eggs by taxing her
+until her spine broke? It is to be hoped that, at this moment, and
+specifically for this offence, some scores of Exchequer men,
+chancellors and other rubbish, are in purgatory, and perhaps working,
+with shirt-sleeves tucked up, in purgatorial glass-houses, with very
+small allowances of beer, to defray the cost of perspiration. But why
+trouble a festal remembrance with commemorations of crimes or
+criminals? What makes the Glasgow Observatory so peculiarly
+interesting, is its position, connected with and overlooking so vast a
+city, having more than three hundred thousand inhabitants, (in spite of
+an American sceptic,) nearly all children of toil; and a city, too,
+which, from the necessities of its circumstances, draws so deeply upon
+that fountain of misery and guilt which some ordinance, as ancient as
+'our father Jacob,' with his patriarchal well for Samaria, has
+bequeathed to manufacturing towns,--to Ninevehs, to Babylons, to Tyres.
+How tarnished with eternal canopies of smoke, and of sorrow; how dark
+with agitations of many orders, is the mighty town below! How serene,
+how quiet, how lifted above the confusion and the roar, how liberated
+from the strifes of earth, is the solemn Observatory that crowns the
+grounds above! And duly, at night, just when the toil of over-wrought
+Glasgow is mercifully relaxing, then comes the summons to the laboring
+astronomer. _He_ speaks not of the night, but of the day and the
+flaunting day-light, as the hours 'in which no man can work.' And the
+least reflecting of men must be impressed by the idea, that at wide
+intervals, but intervals scattered over Europe, whilst 'all that mighty
+heart' is, by sleep, resting from its labors, secret eyes are lifted up
+to heaven in astronomical watch-towers; eyes that keep watch and ward
+over spaces that make us dizzy to remember, eyes that register the
+promises of comets, and disentangle the labyrinths of worlds.
+
+Another feature of interest, connected with the Glasgow Observatory, is
+personal, and founded on the intellectual characteristics of the
+present professor, Dr. Nichol; in the deep meditative style of his mind
+seeking for rest, yet placed in conflict for ever with the tumultuous
+necessity in _him_ for travelling along the line of revolutionary
+thought, and following it loyally, wearied or not, to its natural home.
+
+In a sonnet of Milton, one of three connected with his own blindness,
+he distinguishes between two classes of servants that minister to the
+purposes of God. '_His_ state,' says he, meaning God's state, the
+arrangement of his regular service, 'is kingly;' that is to say, it
+resembles the mode of service established in the courts of kings; and,
+in this, it resembles that service, that there are two classes of
+ministers attending on his pleasure. For, as in the trains of kings are
+some that run without resting, night or day, to carry the royal
+messages, and also others--great lords in waiting--that move not from
+the royal gates; so of the divine retinues, some are for action only,
+some for contemplation. 'Thousands' there are that
+
+ ----'at his bidding speed,
+ And post o'er land and ocean without rest.'
+
+Others, on the contrary, motionless as statues, that share not in the
+agitations of their times, that tremble not in sympathy with the storms
+around them, but that listen--that watch--that wait--for secret
+indications to be fulfilled, or secret signs to be deciphered. And, of
+this latter class, he adds-that they, not less than the others, are
+accepted by God; or, as it is so exquisitely expressed in the closing
+line,
+
+ '_They_ also serve, that only stand and wait.'
+
+Something analogous to this one may see in the distributions of
+literature and science. Many popularize and diffuse: some reap and
+gather on their own account. Many translate, into languages fit for the
+multitude, messages which they receive from human voices: some listen,
+like Kubla Khan, far down in caverns or hanging over subterranean
+rivers, for secret whispers that mingle and confuse themselves with the
+general uproar of torrents, but which can be detected and kept apart by
+the obstinate prophetic ear, which spells into words and ominous
+sentences the distracted syllables of aerial voices. Dr. Nichol is one
+of those who pass to and fro between these classes; and has the rare
+function of keeping open their vital communications. As a popularizing
+astronomer, he has done more for the benefit of his great science than
+all the rest of Europe combined: and now, when he notices, without
+murmur, the fact that his office of popular teacher is almost taken out
+of his hands, (so many are they who have trained of late for the duty,)
+that change has, in fact, been accomplished through knowledge, through
+explanations, through suggestions, dispersed and prompted by himself.
+
+For my own part, as one belonging to the laity, and not to the
+_clerus_, in the science of astronomy, I could scarcely have
+presumed to report minutely, or to sit in the character of dissector
+upon the separate details of Dr. Nichol's works, either this, or those
+which have preceded it, had there even been room left disposable for
+such a task. But in this view it is sufficient to have made the general
+acknowledgment which already _has_ been made, that Dr. Nichol's
+works, and his oral lectures upon astronomy, are to be considered as
+the _fundus_ of the knowledge on that science now working in this
+generation. More important it is, and more in reconciliation with the
+tenor of my own ordinary studies, to notice the philosophic spirit in
+which Dr. Nichol's works are framed; the breadth of his views, the
+eternal tendency of his steps in advance, or (if advance on that
+quarter, or at that point, happens to be absolutely walled out for the
+present,) the vigor of the _reconnoissances_ by which he examines
+the hostile intrenchments. Another feature challenges notice. In
+reading astronomical works, there arises (from old experience of what
+is usually most faulty) a wish either for the naked severities of
+science, with a total abstinence from all display of enthusiasm; or
+else, if the cravings of human sensibility are to be met and gratified,
+that it shall be by an enthusiasm unaffected and grand as its subject.
+Of that kind is the enthusiasm of Dr. Nichol. The grandeurs of
+astronomy are such to him who has a capacity for being grandly moved.
+They are none at all to him who has not. To the mean they become
+meannesses. Space, for example, has no grandeur to him who has no space
+in the theatre of his own brain. I know writers who report the marvels
+of velocity, &c., in such a way that they become insults to yourself.
+It is obvious that in _their_ way of insisting on our earth's
+speed in her annual orbit, they do not seek to exalt _her_, but to
+mortify _you_. And, besides, these fellows are answerable for
+provoking people into fibs:--for I remember one day, that reading a
+statement of this nature, about how many things the Earth had done that
+we could never hope to do, and about the number of cannon balls,
+harnessed as a _tandem_, which the Earth would fly past, without
+leaving time to say, _How are you off for soap?_ in vexation of
+heart I could not help exclaiming--'That's nothing: I've done a great
+deal more myself;' though, when one turns it in one's mind, you know
+there must be some inaccuracy _there_. How different is Dr.
+Nichol's enthusiasm from this hypocritical and vulgar wonderment! It
+shows itself not merely in reflecting the grandeurs of his theme, and
+by the sure test of detecting and allying itself with all the indirect
+grandeurs that arrange themselves from any distance, upon or about that
+centre, but by the manifest promptness with which Dr. Nichol's
+enthusiasm awakens itself upon _every_ road that leads to things
+elevating for man; or to things promising for knowledge; or to things
+which, like dubious theories or imperfect attempts at systematizing,
+though neutral as regards knowledge, minister to what is greater than
+knowledge, viz., to intellectual _power_, to the augmented power
+of handling your materials, though with no more materials than before.
+In his geological and cosmological inquiries, in his casual
+speculations, the same quality of intellect betrays itself; the
+intellect that labors in sympathy with the laboring _nisus_ of
+these gladiatorial times; that works (and sees the necessity of
+working) the apparatus of many sciences towards a composite result; the
+intellect that retires in one direction only to make head in another;
+and that already is prefiguring the route beyond the barriers, whilst
+yet the gates are locked.
+
+There was a man in the last century, and an eminent man too, who used
+to say, that whereas people in general pretended to admire astronomy as
+being essentially sublime, he for _his_ part looked upon all that
+sort of thing as a swindle; and, on the contrary, he regarded the solar
+system as decidedly vulgar; because the planets were all of them so
+infernally punctual, they kept time with such horrible precision, that
+they forced him, whether he would or no, to think of nothing but post-
+office clocks, mail-coaches, and book-keepers. Regularity may be
+beautiful, but it excludes the sublime. What he wished for was
+something like Lloyd's list.
+
+_Comets_--due 3; arrived 1.
+_Mercury_, when last seen, appeared to be distressed; but made no
+signals.
+_Pallas_ and _Vesta_, not heard of for some time; supposed to
+have foundered.
+_Moon_, spoken last night through a heavy bank of clouds; out
+sixteen days: all right.
+
+Now this poor man's misfortune was, to have lived in the days of mere
+planetary astronomy. At present, when our own little system, with all
+its grandeurs, has dwindled by comparison to a subordinate province, if
+any man is bold enough to say so, a poor shivering unit amongst myriads
+that are brighter, we ought no longer to talk of astronomy, but of
+_the astronomies_. There is the planetary, the cometary, the
+sidereal, perhaps also others; as, for instance, even yet the nebular;
+because, though Lord Rosse has smitten it with the son of Amram's rod,
+has made it open, and cloven a path through it, yet other and more
+fearful _nebulae_ may loom in sight, (if further improvements
+should be effected in the telescope,) that may puzzle even Lord Rosse.
+And when he tells his _famulus_--'Fire a shot at that strange
+fellow, and make him show his colors,' possibly the mighty stranger may
+disdain the summons. That would be vexatious: we should all be incensed
+at _that_. But no matter. What's a _nebula_, what's a world,
+more or less? In the spiritual heavens are many mansions: in the starry
+heavens, that are now unfolding and preparing to unfold before us, are
+many vacant areas upon which the astronomer may pitch his secret
+pavilion. He may dedicate himself to the service of the _Double
+Suns_; he has my license to devote his whole time to the quadruple
+system of suns in _Lyra_. Swammerdam spent his life in a ditch
+watching frogs and tadpoles; why may not an astronomer give nine lives,
+if he had them, to the watching of that awful appearance in
+_Hercules_, which pretends to some rights over our own unoffending
+system? Why may he not mount guard with public approbation, for the
+next fifty years, upon the zodiacal light, the interplanetary ether,
+and other rarities, which the professional body of astronomers would
+naturally keep (if they could) for their own private enjoyment? There
+is no want of variety now, nor in fact of irregularity: for the most
+exquisite clock-work, which from enormous distance _seems_ to go
+wrong, virtually for us _does_ go wrong; so that our friend of the
+last century, who complained of the solar system, would not need to do
+so any longer. There are anomalies enough to keep him cheerful. There
+are now even things to alarm us; for anything in the starry worlds that
+look suspicious, anything that ought _not_ to be there, is, for
+all purposes of frightening us, as good as a ghost.
+
+But of all the novelties that excite my own interest in the expanding
+astronomy of recent times, the most delightful and promising are those
+charming little pyrotechnic planetoids,[Footnote: _'Pyrotechnic
+Planetoids:'_--The reader will understand me as alluding to the
+periodic shooting stars. It is now well known, that as, upon our own
+poor little earthly ocean, we fall in with certain phenomena as we
+approach certain latitudes; so also upon the great ocean navigated by
+our Earth, we fall in with prodigious showers of these meteors at
+periods no longer uncertain, but fixed as jail-deliveries. 'These
+remarkable showers of meteors,' says Dr. Nichol, 'observed at different
+periods in August and November, seem to demonstrate the fact, that, at
+these periods, we have come in contact with two streams of such
+planetoids then intersecting the earth's orbit.' If they intermit, it
+is only because they are shifting their nodes, or points of
+intersection.] that variegate our annual course. It always struck me as
+most disgusting, that, in going round the sun, we must be passing
+continually over old roads, and yet we had no means of establishing an
+acquaintance with them: they might as well be new for every trip. Those
+chambers of ether, through which we are tearing along night and day,
+(for _our_ train stops at no stations,) doubtless, if we could put
+some mark upon them, must be old fellows perfectly liable to
+recognition. I suppose, _they_ never have notice to quit. And yet,
+for want of such a mark, though all our lives flying past them and
+through them, we can never challenge them as known. The same thing
+happens in the desert: one monotonous iteration of sand, sand, sand,
+unless where some miserable fountain stagnates, forbids all approach to
+familiarity: nothing is circumstantiated or differenced: travel it for
+three generations, and you are no nearer to identification of its
+parts: so that it amounts to travelling through an abstract idea. For
+the desert, really I suspect the thing is hopeless: but, as regards our
+planetary orbit, matters are mending: for the last six or seven years I
+have heard of these fiery showers, but indeed I cannot say how much
+earlier they were first noticed,[Footnote: Somewhere I have seen it
+remarked, that if, on a public road, you meet a party of four women, it
+is at least fifty to one that they are all laughing; whereas, if you
+meet an equal party of my own unhappy sex, you may wager safely that
+they are talking gravely, and that one of them is uttering the word
+_money_. Hence it must be, viz, because our sisters are too much
+occupied with the playful things of this earth, and our brothers with
+its gravities, that neither party sufficiently watches the skies. And
+_that_ accounts for a fact which often has struck myself, viz.,
+that, in cities, on bright moonless nights, when some brilliant
+skirmishings of the Aurora are exhibiting, or even a luminous arch,
+which is a broad ribbon of snowy light that spans the skies, positively
+unless I myself say to people--'Eyes upwards!' not one in a hundred,
+male or female, but fails to see the show, though it may be seen
+_gratis_, simply because their eyes are too uniformly reading the
+earth. This downward direction of the eyes, however, must have been
+worse in former ages: because else it never _could_ have happened
+that, until Queen Anne's days, nobody ever hinted in a book that there
+_was_ such a thing, or _could_ be such a thing, as the Aurora
+Borealis; and in fact Halley had the credit of discovering it.] as
+celebrating two annual festivals--one in August, one in November. You
+are a little too late, reader, for seeing this year's summer festival;
+but that's no reason why you should not engage a good seat for the
+November meeting; which, if I recollect, is about the 9th, or the Lord
+Mayor's day, and on the whole better worth seeing. For anything
+_we_ know, this may be a great day in the earth's earlier history;
+she may have put forth her original rose on this day, or tried her hand
+at a primitive specimen of wheat; or she may, in fact, have survived
+some gunpowder plot about this time; so that the meteoric appearance
+may be a kind congratulating _feu-de-joye_, on the anniversary of
+the happy event. What it is that the 'cosmogony man' in the 'Vicar of
+Wakefield' would have thought of such novelties, whether he would have
+favored us with his usual opinion upon such topics, viz., that
+_anarchon ara kai ateleutaion to pan_, or have sported a new one
+exclusively for this occasion, may be doubtful. What it is that
+astronomers think, who are a kind of 'cosmogony men,' the reader may
+learn from Dr. Nichol, Note B, (p. 139, 140.)
+
+In taking leave of a book and a subject so well fitted to draw out the
+highest mode of that grandeur, which _can_ connect itself with the
+external, (a grandeur capable of drawing down a spiritual being to
+earth, but not of raising an earthly being to heaven,) I would wish to
+contribute my own brief word of homage to this grandeur by recalling
+from a fading remembrance of twenty-five years back a short
+_bravura_ of John Paul Richter. I call it a _bravura_, as being
+intentionally a passage of display and elaborate execution; and
+in this sense I may call it partly 'my own,' that at twenty-five years'
+distance, (after one single reading,) it would not have been possible
+for any man to report a passage of this length without greatly
+disturbing [Footnote: _'Disturbing;'_--neither perhaps should I
+much have sought to avoid alterations if the original had been lying
+before me: for it takes the shape of a dream; and this most brilliant
+of all German writers wanted in that field the severe simplicity, that
+horror of the _too much_, belonging to Grecian architecture, which
+is essential to the perfection of a dream considered as a work of art.
+He was too elaborate, to realize the grandeur of the shadowy.] the
+texture of the composition: by altering, one makes it partly one's own;
+but it is right to mention, that the sublime turn at the end belongs
+entirely to John Paul.
+
+'God called up from dreams a man into the vestibule of heaven, saying,
+--"Come thou hither, and see the glory of my house." And to the
+servants that stood around his throne he said,--"Take him, and undress
+him from his robes of flesh: cleanse his vision, and put a new breath
+into his nostrils: only touch not with any change his human heart--the
+heart that weeps and trembles." It was done; and, with a mighty angel
+for his guide, the man stood ready for his infinite voyage; and from
+the terraces of heaven, without sound or farewell, at once they wheeled
+away into endless space. Sometimes with the solemn flight of angel wing
+they fled through Zaarrahs of darkness, through wildernesses of death,
+that divided the worlds of life: sometimes they swept over frontiers,
+that were quickening under prophetic motions from God. Then, from a
+distance that is counted only in heaven, light dawned for a time
+through a sleepy film: by unutterable pace the light swept to
+_them_, they by unutterable pace to the light: in a moment the
+rushing of planets was upon them: in a moment the blazing of suns was
+around them. Then came eternities of twilight, that revealed, but were
+not revealed. To the right hand and to the left towered mighty
+constellations, that by self-repetitions and answers from afar, that by
+counter-positions, built up triumphal gates, whose architraves, whose
+archways--horizontal, upright--rested, rose--at altitudes, by spans--
+that seemed ghostly from infinitude. Without measure were the
+architraves, past number were the archways, beyond memory the gates.
+Within were stairs that scaled the eternities above, that descended to
+the eternities below: above was below, below was above, to the man
+stripped of gravitating body: depth was swallowed up in height
+insurmountable, height was swallowed up in depth unfathomable. Suddenly
+as thus they rode from infinite to infinite, suddenly as thus they
+tilted over abysmal worlds, a mighty cry arose--that systems more
+mysterious, that worlds more billowy,--other heights, and other
+depths,--were coming, were nearing, were at hand. Then the man sighed,
+and stopped, shuddered and wept. His over-laden heart uttered itself in
+tears; and he said,--"Angel, I will go no farther. For the spirit of
+man aches with this infinity. Insufferable is the glory of God. Let me
+lie down in the grave from the persecutions of the infinite; for end, I
+see, there is none." And from all the listening stars that shone around
+issued a choral voice, "The man speaks truly: end there is none, that
+ever yet we heard of." "End is there none?" the angel solemnly
+demanded: "Is there indeed no end? And is this the sorrow that kills
+you?" But no voice answered, that he might answer himself. Then the
+angel threw up his glorious hands to the heaven of heavens; saying,
+"End is there none to the universe of God? Lo! also there is no
+Beginning."'
+
+
+NOTE.--On throwing his eyes hastily over the preceding paper, the
+writer becomes afraid that some readers may give such an interpretation
+to a few playful expressions upon the age of our earth, &c., as to
+class him with those who use geology, cosmology, &c., for purposes of
+attack, or insinuation against the Scriptures. Upon this point,
+therefore, he wishes to make a firm explanation of his own opinions,
+which, (whether right or wrong,) will liberate him, once and for all,
+from any such jealousy.
+
+It is sometimes said, that the revealer of a true religion, does not
+come amongst men for the sake of teaching truths in science, or
+correcting errors in science. Most justly is this said: but often in
+terms far too feeble. For generally these terms are such as to imply,
+that, although no function of his mission, it was yet open to him--
+although not pressing with the force of an obligation upon the
+revealer, it was yet at his discretion--if not to correct other men's
+errors, yet at least in his own person to speak with scientific
+precision. I contend that it was _not_. I contend, that to have
+uttered the truths of astronomy, of geology, &c., at the era of new-
+born Christianity, was not only _below_ the purposes of a
+religion, but would have been _against_ them. Even upon errors of
+a far more important class than any errors in science can ever be,--
+superstitions, for instance, that degraded the very idea of God;
+prejudices and false usages, that laid waste human happiness, (such as
+slavery and many hundreds of other abuses that might be mentioned,) the
+rule evidently acted upon by the Founder of Christianity was this--
+Given the purification of the fountain, once assumed that the fountains
+of truth are cleansed, all these derivative currents of evil will
+cleanse themselves. And the only exceptions, which I remember, to this
+rule, are two cases in which, from the personal appeal made to his
+decision, Christ would have made himself a party to wretched delusions,
+if he had not condescended to expose their folly. But, as a general
+rule, the branches of error were disregarded, and the roots only
+attacked. If, then, so lofty a station was taken with regard even to
+such errors as had moral and spiritual relations, how much more with
+regard to the comparative trifles, (as in the ultimate relations of
+human nature they are,) of merely human science! But, for my part, I go
+further, and assert, that upon three reasons it was impossible for any
+messenger from God, (or offering himself in that character,) for a
+moment to have descended into the communication of truth merely
+scientific, or economic, or worldly. And the reasons are these:
+_First_, Because it would have degraded his mission, by lowering
+it to the base level of a collision with human curiosity, or with petty
+and transitory interests. _Secondly_, Because it would have ruined
+his mission; would utterly have prostrated the free agency and the
+proper agency of that mission. He that, in those days, should have
+proclaimed the true theory of the Solar System and the heavenly forces,
+would have been shut up at once--as a lunatic likely to become
+dangerous. But suppose him to have escaped _that_; still, as a
+divine teacher, he has no liberty of caprice. He must stand to the
+promises of his own acts. Uttering the first truth of a science, he is
+pledged to the second: taking the main step, he is committed to all
+which follow. He is thrown at once upon the endless controversies which
+science in every stage provokes, and in none more than in the earliest.
+Or, if he retires as from a scene of contest that he had not
+anticipated, he retires as one confessing a human precipitance and a
+human oversight, weaknesses, venial in others, but fatal to the
+pretensions of a divine teacher. Starting besides from such
+pretensions, he could not (as others might) have the privilege of
+selecting arbitrarily or partially. If upon one science, then upon
+all,--if upon science, then upon, art,--if upon art and science, then
+upon _every_ branch of social economy, upon _every_ organ of
+civilization, his reformations and advances are equally due; due as to
+all, if due as to any. To move in one direction, is constructively to
+undertake for all. Without power to retreat, he has thus thrown the
+intellectual interests of his followers into a channel utterly alien to
+the purposes of a spiritual mission.
+
+Thus far he has simply failed: but next comes a worse result; an evil,
+not negative but positive. Because, _thirdly_, to apply the light
+of a revelation for the benefit of a merely human science, which is
+virtually done by so applying the illumination of an _inspired_
+teacher, is--to assault capitally the scheme of God's discipline and
+training for man. To improve by _heavenly_ means, if but in one
+solitary science--to lighten, if but in one solitary section, the
+condition of difficulty which had been designed for the strengthening
+and training of human faculties, is _pro tanto_ to disturb--to
+cancel--to contradict a previous purpose of God, made known by silent
+indications from the beginning of the world. Wherefore did God give to
+man the powers for contending with scientific difficulties? Wherefore
+did he lay a secret train of continual occasions, that should rise, by
+intervals, through thousands of generations, for provoking and
+developing those activities in man's intellect, if, after all, he is to
+send a messenger of his own, more than human, to intercept and strangle
+all these great purposes? When, therefore, the persecutors of Galileo,
+alleged that Jupiter, for instance, could not move in the way alleged,
+because then the Bible would have proclaimed it,--as they thus threw
+back upon God the burthen of discovery, which he had thrown upon
+Galileo, why did they not, by following out their own logic, throw upon
+the Bible the duty of discovering the telescope, or discovering the
+satellites of Jupiter? And, as no such discoveries were there, why did
+they not, by parity of logic, and for mere consistency, deny the
+telescope as a fact, deny the Jovian planets as facts? But this it is
+to mistake the very meaning and purposes of a revelation. A revelation
+is not made for the purpose of showing to idle men that which they may
+show to themselves, by faculties already given to them, if only they
+will exert those faculties, but for the purpose of showing _that_
+which the moral darkness of man will not, without supernatural light,
+allow him to perceive. With disdain, therefore, must every considerate
+person regard the notion,--that God could wilfully interfere with his
+own plans, by accrediting ambassadors to reveal astronomy, or any other
+science, which he has commanded men to cultivate _without_
+revelation, by endowing them with all the natural powers for doing so.
+
+Even as regards astronomy, a science so nearly allying itself to
+religion by the loftiness and by the purity of its contemplations,
+Scripture is nowhere the _parent_ of any doctrine, nor so much as
+the silent sanctioner of any doctrine. Scripture cannot become the
+author of falsehood,--though it were as to a trifle, cannot become a
+party to falsehood. And it is made impossible for Scripture to teach
+falsely, by the simple fact that Scripture, on such subjects, will not
+condescend to teach at all. The Bible adopts the erroneous language of
+men, (which at any rate it must do, in order to make itself
+understood,) not by way of sanctioning a theory, but by way of using a
+fact. The Bible _uses_ (postulates) the phenomena of day and
+night, of summer and winter, and expresses them, in relation to their
+causes, as _men_ express them, men, even, that are scientific
+astronomers. But the results, which are all that concern Scripture, are
+equally true, whether accounted for by one hypothesis which is
+philosophically just, or by another which is popular and erring.
+
+Now, on the other hand, in geology and cosmology, the case is still
+stronger. _Here_ there is no opening for a compliance even with
+popular language. _Here_, where there is no such stream of
+apparent phenomena running counter (as in astronomy) to the real
+phenomena, neither is there any popular language opposed to the
+scientific. The whole are abstruse speculations, even as regards their
+objects, not dreamed of as possibilities, either in their true aspects
+or their false aspects, till modern times. The Scriptures, therefore,
+nowhere allude to such sciences, either under the shape of histories,
+applied to processes current and in movement, or under the shape of
+theories applied to processes past and accomplished. The Mosaic
+cosmogony, indeed, gives the succession of natural births; and that
+succession will doubtless be more and more confirmed and illustrated as
+geology advances. But as to the time, the duration, of this cosmogony,
+it is the idlest of notions that the Scriptures either have or could
+have condescended to human curiosity upon so awful a prologue to the
+drama of this world. Genesis would no more have indulged so mean a
+passion with respect to the mysterious inauguration of the world, than
+the Apocalypse with respect to its mysterious close. 'Yet the six
+_days_ of Moses!' Days! But is any man so little versed in biblical
+language as not to know that (except in the merely historical
+parts of the Jewish records) every section of time has a secret and
+separate acceptation in the Scriptures? Does an _aeon_, though a
+Grecian word, bear scripturally [either in Daniel or in Saint John] any
+sense known to Grecian ears? Do the seventy _weeks_ of the prophet
+mean weeks in the sense of human calendars? Already the Psalms, (xc)
+already St. Peter, (2d Epist.) warn us of a peculiar sense attached to
+the word _day_ in divine ears? And who of the innumerable
+interpreters understands the twelve hundred and odd days in Daniel, or
+his two thousand and odd days, to mean, by possibility, periods of
+twenty-four hours? Surely the theme of Moses was as mystical, and as
+much entitled to the benefit of mystical language, as that of the
+prophets.
+
+The sum of the matter is this:--God, by a Hebrew prophet, is sublimely
+described as _the Revealer_; and, in variation of his own expression,
+the same prophet describes him as the Being 'that knoweth the
+darkness.' Under no idea can the relations of God to man be more
+grandly expressed. But of what is he the revealer? Not surely of those
+things which he has enabled man to reveal for himself, and which he has
+commanded him so to reveal, but of those things which, were it not
+through special light from heaven, must eternally remain sealed up in
+the inaccessible darkness. On this principle we should all laugh at a
+revealed cookery. But essentially the same ridicule applies to a
+revealed astronomy, or a revealed geology. As a fact, there _is_
+no such astronomy or geology: as a possibility, by the _a priori_
+argument which I have used, (viz., that a revelation on such fields,
+would contradict _other_ machineries of providence,) there _can_ be no
+such astronomy or geology. Consequently there _can_ be none such in the
+Bible. Consequently there _is_ none. Consequently there can be no
+schism or feud upon _these_ subjects between the Bible and the
+philosophies outside. Geology is a field left open, with the amplest
+permission from above, to the widest and wildest speculations of man.
+
+
+
+
+MODERN SUPERSTITION
+
+
+It is said continually--that the age of miracles is past. We deny that
+it is so in any sense which implies this age to differ from all other
+generations of man except one. It is neither past, nor ought we to wish
+it past. Superstition is no vice in the constitution of man: it is not
+true that, in any philosophic view, _primus in orbe deos fecit timor_
+--meaning by _fecit_ even so much as _raised into light_. As Burke
+remarked, the _timor_ at least must be presumed to preexist, and must
+be accounted for, if not the gods. If the fear created the gods, what
+created the fear? Far more true, and more just to the grandeur of man,
+it would have been to say--_Primus in orbe deos fecit sensus
+infiniti_. Even in the lowest Caffre, more goes to the sense of a
+divine being than simply his wrath or his power. Superstition, indeed,
+or the sympathy with the invisible, is the great test of man's nature,
+as an earthly combining with a celestial. In superstition lies the
+possibility of religion. And though superstition is often injurious,
+degrading, demoralizing, it is so, not as a form of corruption or
+degradation, but as a form of non-development. The crab is harsh, and
+for itself worthless. But it is the germinal form of innumerable finer
+fruits: not apples only the most exquisite, and pears; the peach and
+the nectarine are said to have radiated from this austere stock when
+cultured, developed, and transferred to all varieties of climate.
+Superstition will finally pass into pure forms of religion as man
+advances. It would be matter of lamentation to hear that superstition
+had at all decayed until man had made corresponding steps in the
+purification and development of his intellect as applicable to
+religious faith. Let us hope that this is not so. And, by way of
+judging, let us throw a hasty eye over the modes of popular
+superstition. If these manifest their vitality, it will prove that the
+popular intellect does not go along with the bookish or the worldly
+(philosophic we cannot call it) in pronouncing the miraculous extinct.
+The popular feeling is all in all.
+
+This function of miraculous power, which is most widely diffused
+through Pagan and Christian ages alike, but which has the least root in
+the solemnities of the imagination, we may call the _Ovidian_. By
+way of distinction, it may be so called; and with some justice, since
+Ovid in his _Metamorphoses_ gave the first elaborate record of
+such a tendency in human superstition. It is a movement of superstition
+under the domination of human affections; a mode of spiritual awe which
+seeks to reconcile itself with human tenderness or admiration; and
+which represents supernatural power as expressing itself by a sympathy
+with human distress or passion concurrently with human sympathies, and
+as supporting that blended sympathy by a symbol incarnated with the
+fixed agencies of nature. For instance, a pair of youthful lovers
+perish by a double suicide originating in a fatal mistake, and a
+mistake operating in each case through a noble self-oblivion. The tree
+under which their meeting has been concerted, and which witnesses their
+tragedy, is supposed ever afterwards to express the divine sympathy
+with this catastrophe in the gloomy color of its fruit:--
+
+ 'At tu, quae ramis (arbor!) miserabile corpus
+ Nunc tegis unius, mox es tectura duorum,
+ Signa tene caedis:--pullosque et luctibus aptos
+ Semper habe fructus--gemini monumenta cruoris:'
+
+Such is the dying adjuration of the lady to the tree. And the fruit
+becomes from that time a monument of a double sympathy--sympathy from
+man, sympathy from a dark power standing behind the agencies of nature,
+and speaking through them. Meantime the object of this sympathy is
+understood to be not the individual catastrophe, but the universal case
+of unfortunate love exemplified in this particular romance. The
+inimitable grace with which Ovid has delivered these early traditions
+of human tenderness, blending with human superstition, is notorious;
+the artfulness of the pervading connection, by which every tale in the
+long succession is made to arise spontaneously out of that which
+precedes, is absolutely unrivalled; and this it was, with his luxuriant
+gayety, which procured for him a preference, even with Milton, a poet
+so opposite by intellectual constitution. It is but reasonable,
+therefore, that this function of the miraculous should bear the name of
+_Ovidian_. Pagan it was in its birth; and to paganism its titles
+ultimately ascend. Yet we know that in the transitional state through
+the centuries succeeding to Christ, during which paganism and
+Christianity were slowly descending and ascending, as if from two
+different strata of the atmosphere, the two powers interchanged
+whatsoever they could. (See Conyer's Middleton; and see Blount of our
+own days.) It marked the earthly nature of paganism, that it could
+borrow little or nothing by organization: it was fitted to no
+expansion. But the true faith, from its vast and comprehensive
+adaptation to the nature of man, lent itself to many corruptions--some
+deadly in their tendencies, some harmless. Amongst these last was the
+Ovidian form of connecting the unseen powers moving in nature with
+human sympathies of love or reverence. The legends of this kind are
+universal and endless. No land, the most austere in its Protestantism,
+but has adopted these superstitions: and everywhere by those even who
+reject them they are entertained with some degree of affectionate
+respect. That the ass, which in its very degradation still retains an
+under-power of sublimity, [Footnote: '_An under-power of sublimity_.'--
+Everybody knows that Homer compared the Telamonian Ajax, in a moment of
+heroic endurance, to an ass. This, however, was only under a momentary
+glance from a peculiar angle of the case. But the Mahometan, too
+solemn, and also perhaps too stupid to catch the fanciful colors of
+things, absolutely by choice, under the Bagdad Caliphate, decorated a
+most favorite hero with the title of the _Ass_--which title is
+repeated with veneration to this day. The wild ass is one of the few
+animals which has the reputation of never flying from an enemy.] or of
+sublime suggestion through its ancient connection with the wilderness,
+with the Orient, with Jerusalem, should have been honored amongst all
+animals, by the visible impression upon its back of Christian symbols
+--seems reasonable even to the infantine understanding when made
+acquainted with its meekness, its patience, its suffering life, and
+its association with the founder of Christianity in one great
+triumphal solemnity. The very man who brutally abuses it, and feels a
+hardhearted contempt for its misery and its submission, has a semi-
+conscious feeling that the same qualities were possibly those which
+recommended it to a distinction, [Footnote: '_Which recommended it to
+a distinction_.'--It might be objected that the Oriental ass was often
+a superb animal; that it is spoken of prophetically as such; and that
+historically the Syrian ass is made known to us as having been
+used in the prosperous ages of Judea for the riding of princes. But
+this is no objection. Those circumstances in the history of the ass
+were requisite to establish its symbolic propriety in a great symbolic
+pageant of triumph. Whilst, on the other hand, the individual animal,
+there is good reason to think, was marked by all the qualities of the
+general race as a suffering and unoffending tribe in the animal
+creation. The asses on which princes rode were of a separate color, of
+a peculiar breed, and improved, like the English racer, by continual
+care.] when all things were valued upon a scale inverse to that of the
+world. Certain it is, that in all Christian lands the legend about the
+ass is current amongst the rural population. The haddock, again,
+amongst marine animals, is supposed, throughout all maritime Europe, to
+be a privileged fish; even in austere Scotland, every child can point
+out the impression of St. Peter's thumb, by which from age to age it is
+distinguished from fishes having otherwise an external resemblance. All
+domesticated cattle, having the benefit of man's guardianship and care,
+are believed throughout England and Germany to go down upon their knees
+at one particular moment of Christmas eve, when the fields are covered
+with darkness, when no eye looks down but that of God, and when the
+exact anniversary hour revolves of the angelic song, once rolling over
+the fields and flocks of Palestine. [Footnote: Mahometanism, which
+everywhere pillages Christianity, cannot but have its own face at times
+glorified by its stolen jewels. This solemn hour of jubilation,
+gathering even the brutal natures into its fold, recalls accordingly
+the Mahometan legend (which the reader may remember is one of those
+incorporated into Southey's _Thalaba_) of a great hour revolving
+once in every year, during which the gates of Paradise were thrown open
+to their utmost extent, and gales of happiness issued forth upon the
+total family of man.] The Glastonbury Thorn is a more local
+superstition; but at one time the legend was as widely diffused as that
+of Loretto, with the angelic translation of its sanctities: on
+Christmas morning, it was devoutly believed by all Christendom, that
+this holy thorn put forth its annual blossoms. And with respect to the
+aspen tree, which Mrs. Hemans very naturally mistook for a Welsh
+legend, having first heard it in Denbighshire, the popular faith is
+universal--that it shivers mystically in sympathy with the horror of
+that mother tree in Palestine which was compelled to furnish materials
+for the cross. Neither would it in this case be any objection, if a
+passage were produced from Solinus or Theophrastus, implying that the
+aspen tree had always shivered--for the tree might presumably be
+penetrated by remote presentiments, as well as by remote remembrances.
+In so vast a case the obscure sympathy should stretch, Janus-like, each
+way. And an objection of the same kind to the rainbow, considered as
+the sign or seal by which God attested his covenant in bar of all
+future deluges, may be parried in something of the same way. It was not
+then first created--true: but it was then first selected by preference,
+amongst a multitude of natural signs as yet unappropriated, and then
+first charged with the new function of a message and a ratification to
+man. Pretty much the same theory, that is, the same way of accounting
+for the natural existence without disturbing the supernatural
+functions, may be applied to the great constellation of the other
+hemisphere, called the Southern Cross. It is viewed popularly in South
+America, and the southern parts of our northern hemisphere, as the
+great banner, or gonfalon, held aloft by Heaven before the Spanish
+heralds of the true faith in 1492. To that superstitious and ignorant
+race it costs not an effort to suppose, that by some synchronizing
+miracle, the constellation had been then specially called into
+existence at the very moment when the first Christian procession,
+bearing a cross in their arms, solemnly stepped on shore from the
+vessels of Christendom. We Protestants know better: we understand the
+impossibility of supposing such a narrow and local reference in orbs,
+so transcendently vast as those composing the constellation--orbs
+removed from each other by such unvoyageable worlds of space, and
+having, in fact, no real reference to each other more than to any other
+heavenly bodies whatsoever. The unity of synthesis, by which they are
+composed into one figure of a cross, we know to be a mere accidental
+result from an arbitrary synthesis of human fancy. Take such and such
+stars, compose them into letters, and they will spell such a word. But
+still it was our own choice--a synthesis of our own fancy, originally
+to combine them in this way. They might be divided from each other, and
+otherwise combined. All this is true: and yet, as the combination does
+spontaneously offer itself [Footnote: '_Does spontaneously offer
+itself._'--Heber (Bishop of Calcutta) complains that this constellation
+is not composed of stars answering his expectation in point of
+magnitude. But he admits that the dark barren space around it
+gives to this inferior magnitude a very advantageous relief.] to every
+eye, as the glorious cross does really glitter for ever through the
+silent hours of a vast hemisphere, even they who are not superstitious,
+may willingly yield to the belief--that, as the rainbow was laid in the
+very elements and necessities of nature, yet still bearing a pre-
+dedication to a service which would not be called for until many ages
+had passed, so also the mysterious cipher of man's imperishable hopes
+may have been entwined and enwreathed with the starry heavens from
+their earliest creation, as a prefiguration--as a silent heraldry of
+hope through one period, and as a heraldry of gratitude through the
+other.
+
+All these cases which we have been rehearsing, taking them in the
+fullest literality, agree in this general point of union--they are all
+silent incarnations of miraculous power--miracles, supposing them to
+have been such originally, locked up and embodied in the regular course
+of nature, just as we see lineaments of faces and of forms in
+petrifactions, in variegated marbles, in spars, or in rocky strata,
+which our fancy interprets as once having been real human existences;
+but which are now confounded with the substance of a mineral product.
+Even those who are most superstitious, therefore, look upon cases of
+this order as occupying a midway station between the physical and the
+hyperphysical, between the regular course of nature and the
+providential interruption of that course. The stream of the miraculous
+is here confluent with the stream of the natural. By such legends the
+credulous man finds his superstition but little nursed; the incredulous
+finds his philosophy but little revolted. Both alike will be willing to
+admit, for instance, that the apparent act of reverential thanksgiving,
+in certain birds, when drinking, is caused and supported by a
+physiological arrangement; and yet, perhaps, both alike would bend so
+far to the legendary faith as to allow a child to believe, and would
+perceive a pure childlike beauty in believing, that the bird was thus
+rendering a homage of deep thankfulness to the universal Father, who
+watches for the safety of sparrows, and sends his rain upon the just
+and upon the unjust. In short, the faith in this order of the physico-
+miraculous is open alike to the sceptical and the non-sceptical: it is
+touched superficially with the coloring of superstition, with its
+tenderness, its humility, its thankfulness, its awe; but, on the other
+hand, it is not therefore tainted with the coarseness, with the
+silliness, with the credulity of superstition. Such a faith reposes
+upon the universal signs diffused through nature, and blends with the
+mysterious of natural grandeurs wherever found--with the mysterious of
+the starry heavens, with the mysterious of music, and with that
+infinite form of the mysterious for man's dimmest misgivings--
+
+ 'Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns.'
+
+But, from this earliest note in the ascending scale of superstitious
+faith, let us pass to a more alarming key. This first, which we have
+styled (in equity as well as for distinction) the _Ovidian_, is
+too aerial, too allegoric, almost to be susceptible of much terror. It
+is the mere _fancy_, in a mood half-playful, half-tender, which
+submits to the belief. It is the feeling, the sentiment, which creates
+the faith; not the faith which creates the feeling. And thus far we see
+that modern feeling and Christian feeling has been to the full as
+operative as any that is peculiar to paganism; judging by the Romish
+_Legenda_, very much more so. The Ovidian illustrations, under a
+false superstition, are entitled to give the designation, as being the
+first, the earliest, but not at all as the richest. Besides that,
+Ovid's illustrations emanated often from himself individually, not from
+the popular mind of his country; ours of the same classification
+uniformly repose on large popular traditions from the whole of
+Christian antiquity. These again are agencies of the supernatural which
+can never have a private or personal application; they belong to all
+mankind and to all generations. But the next in order are more solemn;
+they become terrific by becoming personal. These comprehend all that
+vast body of the marvellous which is expressed by the word _Ominous_.
+On this head, as dividing itself into the ancient and modern, we will
+speak next.
+
+Everybody is aware of the deep emphasis which the Pagans laid upon
+words and upon names, under this aspect of the ominous. The name of
+several places was formally changed by the Roman government, solely
+with a view to that contagion of evil which was thought to lurk in the
+syllables, if taken significantly. Thus, the town of Maleventum, (Ill-
+come, as one might render it,) had its name changed by the Romans to
+Beneventum, (or Welcome.) _Epidamnum_ again, the Grecian Calais,
+corresponding to the Roman Dover of Brundusium, was a name that would
+have startled the stoutest-hearted Roman 'from his propriety.' Had he
+suffered this name to escape him inadvertently, his spirits would have
+forsaken him--he would have pined away under a certainty of misfortune,
+like a poor Negro of Koromantyn who is the victim of Obi.[Footnote:
+'_The victim of Obi._'--It seems worthy of notice, that this
+magical fascination is generally called Obi, and the magicians Obeah
+men, throughout Guinea, Negroland, &c.; whilst the Hebrew or Syriac
+word for the rites of necromancy, was _Ob_ or _Obh_, at least
+when ventriloquism was concerned.] As a Greek word, which it was, the
+name imported no ill; but for a Roman to say _Ibo Epidamnum_, was
+in effect saying, though in a hybrid dialect, half-Greek half-Roman, 'I
+will go to ruin.' The name was therefore changed to Dyrrachium; a
+substitution which quieted more anxieties in Roman hearts than the
+erection of a light-house or the deepening of the harbor mouth. A case
+equally strong, to take one out of many hundreds that have come down to
+us, is reported by Livy. There was an officer in a Roman legion, at
+some period of the Republic, who bore the name either of Atrius Umber
+or Umbrius Ater: and this man being ordered on some expedition, the
+soldiers refused to follow him. They did right. We remember that Mr.
+Coleridge used facetiously to call the well-known sister of Dr. Aikin,
+Mrs. Barbauld, 'that pleonasm of nakedness'--the idea of nakedness
+being reduplicated and reverberated in the _bare_ and the _bald_.
+This Atrius Umber might be called 'that pleonasm of darkness;' and one
+might say to him, in the words of Othello, 'What needs this iteration?'
+To serve under the Gloomy was enough to darken the spirit of hope; but
+to serve under the Black Gloomy was really rushing upon destruction.
+Yet it will be alleged that Captain Death was a most favorite and
+heroic leader in the English navy; and that in our own times, Admiral
+Coffin, though an American by birth, has not been unpopular in the same
+service. This is true: and all that can be said is, that these names
+were two-edged swords, which might be made to tell against the enemy as
+well as against friends. And possibly the Roman centurion might have
+turned his name to the same account, had he possessed the great
+Dictator's presence of mind; for he, when landing in Africa, having
+happened to stumble--an omen of the worst character, in Roman
+estimation--took out its sting by following up his own
+oversight, as if it had been intentional, falling to the ground,
+kissing it, and ejaculating that in this way he appropriated the soil.
+
+Omens of every class were certainly regarded, in ancient Rome, with a
+reverence that can hardly be surpassed. But yet, with respect to these
+omens derived from names, it is certain that our modern times have more
+memorable examples on record. Out of a large number which occur to us,
+we will cite two:--The present King of the French bore in his boyish
+days a title which he would not have borne, but for an omen of bad
+augury attached to his proper title. He was called the Duc de Chartres
+before the Revolution, whereas his proper title was Duc de Valois. And
+the origin of the change was this:--The Regent's father had been the
+sole brother of Louis Quatorze. He married for his first wife our
+English princess Henrietta, the sister of Charles II., (and through her
+daughter, by the way, it is that the house of Savoy, _i.e._ of
+Sardinia, has pretensions to the English throne.) This unhappy lady, it
+is too well established, was poisoned. Voltaire, amongst many others,
+has affected to doubt the fact; for which in his time there might be
+some excuse. But since then better evidences have placed the matter
+beyond all question. We now know both the fact, and the how, and the
+why. The Duke, who probably was no party to the murder of his young
+wife, though otherwise on bad terms with her, married for his second
+wife a coarse German princess, homely in every sense, and a singular
+contrast to the elegant creature whom he had lost. She was a daughter
+of the Bavarian Elector; ill-tempered by her own confession, self-
+willed, and a plain speaker to excess; but otherwise a woman of honest
+German principles. Unhappy she was through a long life; unhappy through
+the monotony as well as the malicious intrigues of the French court;
+and so much so, that she did her best (though without effect) to
+prevent her Bavarian niece from becoming dauphiness. She acquits her
+husband, however, in the memoirs which she left behind, of any
+intentional share in her unhappiness; she describes him constantly as a
+well-disposed prince. But whether it were, that often walking in the
+dusk through the numerous apartments of that vast mansion which her
+husband had so much enlarged, naturally she turned her thoughts to the
+injured lady who had presided there before herself; or whether it arose
+from the inevitable gloom which broods continually over mighty palaces,
+so much is known for certain, that one evening, in the twilight, she
+met, at a remote quarter of the reception-rooms, something that she
+conceived to be a spectre. What she fancied to have passed on that
+occasion, was never known except to her nearest friends; and if she
+made any explanations in her memoirs, the editor has thought fit to
+suppress them. She mentions only, that in consequence of some ominous
+circumstances relating to the title of _Valois_, which was the
+proper second title of the Orleans family, her son, the Regent, had
+assumed in his boyhood that of Duc de Chartres. His elder brother was
+dead, so that the superior title was open to him; but, in consequence
+of those mysterious omens, whatever they might be, which occasioned
+much whispering at the time, the great title of Valois was laid aside
+for ever as of bad augury; nor has it ever been resumed through a
+century and a half that have followed that mysterious warning; nor will
+it be resumed unless the numerous children of the present Orleans
+branch should find themselves distressed for ancient titles; which is
+not likely, since they enjoy the honors of the elder house, and are now
+the _children of France_ in a technical sense.
+
+Here we have a great European case of state omens in the eldest of
+Christian houses. The next which we shall cite is equally a state case,
+and carries its public verification along with itself. In the spring of
+1799, when Napoleon was lying before Acre, he became anxious for news
+from Upper Egypt, whither he had despatched Dessaix in pursuit of a
+distinguished Mameluke leader. This was in the middle of May. Not many
+days after, a courier arrived with favorable despatches--favorable in
+the main, but reporting one tragical occurrence on a small scale that,
+to Napoleon, for a superstitious reason, outweighed the public
+prosperity. A _djerme_, or Nile boat of the largest class, having
+on board a large party of troops and of wounded men, together with most
+of a regimental band, had run ashore at the village of Benouth. No case
+could be more hopeless. The neighboring Arabs were of the Yambo tribe--
+of all Arabs the most ferocious. These Arabs and the Fellahs (whom, by
+the way, many of our countrymen are so ready to represent as friendly
+to the French and hostile to ourselves,) had taken the opportunity of
+attacking the vessel. The engagement was obstinate; but at length the
+inevitable catastrophe could be delayed no longer. The commander, an
+Italian named Morandi, was a brave man; any fate appeared better than
+that which awaited him from an enemy so malignant. He set fire to the
+powder magazine; the vessel blew up; Morandi perished in the Nile; and
+all of less nerve, who had previously reached the shore in safety, were
+put to death to the very last man, with cruelties the most detestable,
+by their inhuman enemies. For all this Napoleon cared little; but one
+solitary fact there was in the report which struck him with
+consternation. This ill-fated _djerme_--what was it called? It was
+called _L'Italie_; and in the name of the vessel Napoleon read an
+augury of the fate which had befallen the Italian territory. Considered
+as a dependency of France, he felt certain that Italy was lost; and
+Napoleon was inconsolable. But what possible connection, it was asked,
+can exist between this vessel on the Nile and a remote peninsula of
+Southern Europe? 'No matter,' replied Napoleon; 'my presentiments never
+deceive me. You will see that all is ruined. I am satisfied that my
+Italy, my conquest, is lost to France!' So, indeed, it was. All
+European news had long been intercepted by the English cruisers; but
+immediately after the battle with the Vizier in July 1799, an English
+admiral first informed the French army of Egypt that Massena and others
+had lost all that Bonaparte had won in 1796. But it is a strange
+illustration of human blindness, that this very subject of Napoleon's
+lamentation--this very campaign of 1799--it was, with its blunders and
+its long equipage of disasters, that paved the way for his own
+elevation to the Consulship, just seven calendar months from the
+receipt of that Egyptian despatch; since most certainly, in the
+struggle of Brumaire 1799, doubtful and critical through every stage,
+it was the pointed contrast between _his_ Italian campaigns and
+those of his successors which gave effect to Napoleon's pretensions
+with the political combatants, and which procured them a ratification
+amongst the people. The loss of Italy was essential to the full effect
+of Napoleon's previous conquest. That and the imbecile characters of
+Napoleon's chief military opponents were the true keys to the great
+revolution of Brumaire. The stone which he rejected became the keystone
+of the arch. So that, after all, he valued the omen falsely; though the
+very next news from Europe, courteously communicated by his English
+enemies, showed that he had interpreted its meaning rightly.
+
+These omens, derived from names, are therefore common to the ancient
+and the modern world. But perhaps, in strict logic, they ought to have
+been classed as one subdivision or variety under a much larger head,
+viz. words generally, no matter whether proper names or appellatives,
+as operative powers and agencies, having, that is to say, a charmed
+power against some party concerned from the moment that they leave the
+lips.
+
+Homer describes prayers as having a separate life, rising buoyantly
+upon wings, and making their way upwards to the throne of Jove. Such,
+but in a sense gloomy and terrific, is the force ascribed under a
+widespread superstition, ancient and modern, to words uttered on
+critical occasions; or to words uttered at any time, which point to
+critical occasions. Hence the doctrine of _euphaemismos_, the
+necessity of abstaining from strong words or direct words in expressing
+fatal contingencies. It was shocking, at all times of paganism, to say
+of a third person--'If he should die;' or to suppose the case that he
+might be murdered. The very word _death_ was consecrated and
+forbidden. _Si quiddam humanum passus fuerit_ was the extreme form
+to which men advanced in such cases. And this scrupulous feeling,
+originally founded on the supposed efficacy of words, prevails to this
+day. It is a feeling undoubtedly supported by good taste, which
+strongly impresses upon us all the discordant tone of all impassioned
+subjects, (death, religion, &c.,) with the common key of ordinary
+conversation. But good taste is not in itself sufficient to account for
+a scrupulousness so general and so austere. In the lowest classes there
+is a shuddering recoil still felt from uttering coarsely and roundly
+the anticipation of a person's death. Suppose a child, heir to some
+estate, the subject of conversation--the hypothesis of his death is put
+cautiously, under such forms as, 'If anything but good should happen;'
+'if any change should occur;' 'if any of us should chance to miscarry;'
+and so forth. Always a modified expression is sought--always an
+indirect one. And this timidity arises under the old superstition still
+lingering amongst men, like that ancient awe, alluded to by Wordsworth,
+for the sea and its deep secrets--feelings that have not, no, nor ever
+will, utterly decay. No excess of nautical skill will ever perfectly
+disenchant the great abyss from its terrors--no progressive knowledge
+will ever medicine that dread misgiving of a mysterious and pathless
+power given to words of a certain import, or uttered in certain
+situations, by a parent, to persecuting or insulting children; by the
+victim of horrible oppression, when laboring in final agonies; and by
+others, whether cursing or blessing, who stand central to great
+passions, to great interests, or to great perplexities.
+
+And here, by way of parenthesis, we may stop to explain the force of
+that expression, so common in Scripture, '_Thou hast said it._' It
+is an answer often adopted by our Saviour; and the meaning we hold to
+be this: Many forms in eastern idioms, as well as in the Greek
+occasionally, though meant _interrogatively_, are of a nature to
+convey a direct categorical _affirmation_, unless as their meaning
+is modified by the cadence and intonation. _Art thou_, detached
+from this vocal and accentual modification, is equivalent to _thou
+art_. Nay, even apart from this accident, the popular belief
+authorized the notion, that simply to have uttered any great thesis,
+though unconsciously--simply to have united verbally any two great
+ideas, though for a purpose the most different or even opposite, had
+the mysterious power of realizing them in act. An exclamation, though
+in the purest spirit of sport, to a boy, '_You shall be our
+imperator_,' was many times supposed to be the forerunner and fatal
+mandate for the boy's elevation. Such words executed themselves. To
+connect, though but for denial or for mockery, the ideas of Jesus and
+the Messiah, furnished an augury that eventually they would be found to
+coincide, and to have their coincidence admitted. It was an
+_argumentum ad hominem_, and drawn from a popular faith.
+
+But a modern reader will object the want of an accompanying design or
+serious meaning on the part of him who utters the words--he never meant
+his words to be taken seriously--nay, his purpose was the very
+opposite. True: and precisely that is the reason why his words are
+likely to operate effectually, and why they should be feared. Here lies
+the critical point which most of all distinguishes this faith. Words
+took effect, not merely in default of a serious use, but exactly in
+consequence of that default. It was the chance word, the stray word,
+the word uttered in jest, or in trifling, or in scorn, or
+unconsciously, which took effect; whilst ten thousand words, uttered
+with purpose and deliberation, were sure to prove inert. One case will
+illustrate this:--Alexander of Macedon, in the outset of his great
+expedition, consulted the oracle at Delphi. For the sake of his army,
+had he been even without personal faith, he desired to have his
+enterprise consecrated. No persuasions, however, would move the
+priestess to enter upon her painful and agitating duties for the sake
+of obtaining the regular answer of the god. Wearied with this,
+Alexander seized the great lady by the arm, and using as much violence
+as was becoming to the two characters--of a great prince acting and a
+great priestess suffering--he pushed her gently backwards to the tripod
+on which, in her professional character, she was to seat herself. Upon
+this, in the hurry and excitement of the moment, the priestess
+exclaimed, _O pai, anixaitos ei--O son, thou art irresistible_;
+never adverting for an instant to his martial purposes, but simply to
+his personal importunities. The person whom she thought of as incapable
+of resistance, was herself, and all she meant _consciously_ was--O
+son, I can refuse nothing to one so earnest. But mark what followed:
+Alexander desisted at once--he asked for no further oracle--he refused
+it, and exclaimed joyously:--'Now then, noble priestess, farewell; I
+have the oracle--I have your answer, and better than any which you
+could deliver from the tripod. I am invincible--so you have declared,
+you cannot revoke it. True, you thought not of Persia--you thought only
+of my importunity. But that very fact is what ratifies your answer. In
+its blindness I recognise its truth. An oracle from a god might be
+distorted by political ministers of the god, as in time past too often
+has been suspected. The oracle has been said to _Medize_, and in
+my own father's time to _Philippize_. But an oracle delivered
+unconsciously, indirectly, blindly, that is the oracle which cannot
+deceive.' Such was the all-famous oracle which Alexander accepted--such
+was the oracle on which he and his army reposing went forth 'conquering
+and to conquer.'
+
+Exactly on this principle do the Turks act, in putting so high a value
+on the words of idiots. Enlightened Christians have often wondered at
+their allowing any weight to people bereft of understanding. But that
+is the very reason for allowing them weight: that very defect it is
+which makes them capable of being organs for conveying words from
+higher intelligences. A fine human intelligence cannot be a passive
+instrument--it cannot be a mere tube for conveying the words of
+inspiration: such an intelligence will intermingle ideas of its own, or
+otherwise modify what is given, and pollute what is sacred.
+
+It is also on this principle that the whole practice and doctrine of
+Sortilegy rest. Let us confine ourselves to that mode of sortilegy
+which is conducted by throwing open privileged books at random, leaving
+to chance the page and the particular line on which the oracular
+functions are thrown. The books used have varied with the caprice or
+the error of ages. Once the Hebrew Scriptures had the preference.
+Probably they were laid aside, not because the reverence for their
+authority decayed, but because it increased. In later times Virgil has
+been the favorite. Considering the very limited range of ideas to which
+Virgil was tied by his theme--a colonizing expedition in a barbarous
+age, no worse book could have been selected: [Footnote: '_No worse
+book could have been selected._'--The probable reason for making so
+unhappy a choice seems to have been that Virgil, in the middle ages,
+had the character of a necromancer, a diviner, &c. This we all know
+from Dante. Now, the original reason for this strange translation of
+character and functions we hold to have arisen from the circumstance of
+his maternal grandfather having borne the name of _Magus_. People
+in those ages held that a powerful enchanter, exorciser, &c., must have
+a magician amongst his _cognati_; the power must run in the blood,
+which on the maternal side could be undeniably ascertained. Under this
+preconception, they took Magus not for a proper name, but for a
+professional designation. Amongst many illustrations of the magical
+character sustained by Virgil in the middle ages, we may mention that a
+writer, about the year 1200, or the era of our Robin Hood, published by
+Montfaucon, and cited by Gibbon in his last volume, says of Virgil,--
+that '_Captus a Romanis invisibiliter exiit, ivitque Neapopolim_.'] so
+little indeed does the AEneid exhibit of human life in its
+multiformity, that much tampering with the text is required
+to bring real cases of human interest and real situations within the
+scope of any Virgilian sentence, though aided by the utmost latitude of
+accommodation. A king, a soldier, a sailor, &c., might look for
+correspondences to their own circumstances; but not many others.
+Accordingly, everybody remembers the remarkable answer which Charles I.
+received at Oxford from this Virgilian oracle, about the opening of the
+Parliamentary war. But from this limitation in the range of ideas it
+was that others, and very pious people too, have not thought it profane
+to resume the old reliance on the Scriptures. No case, indeed, can try
+so severely, or put upon record so conspicuously, this indestructible
+propensity for seeking light out of darkness--this thirst for looking
+into the future by the aid of dice, real or figurative, as the fact of
+men eminent for piety having yielded to the temptation. We give one
+instance--the instance of a person who, in _practical_ theology,
+has been, perhaps, more popular than any other in any church. Dr.
+Doddridge, in his earlier days, was in a dilemma both of conscience and
+of taste as to the election he should make between two situations, one
+in possession, both at his command. He was settled at Harborough, in
+Leicestershire, and was 'pleasing himself with the view of a
+continuance' in that situation. True, he had received an invitation to
+Northampton; but the reasons against complying seemed so strong, that
+nothing was wanting but the civility of going over to Northampton, and
+making an apologetic farewell. On the last Sunday in November of the
+year 1729, the doctor went and preached a sermon in conformity with
+those purposes. 'But,' says he, 'on the morning of that day an incident
+happened, which affected me greatly.' On the night previous, it seems,
+he had been urged very importunately by his Northampton friends to
+undertake the vacant office. Much personal kindness had concurred with
+this public importunity: the good doctor was affected; he had prayed
+fervently, alleging in his prayer, as the reason which chiefly weighed
+with him to reject the offer, that it was far beyond his forces, and
+chiefly because he was too young [Footnote: '_Because he was too
+young_'--Dr. Doddridge was born in the summer of 1702; consequently
+he was at this era of his life about twenty-seven years old, and
+consequently not so obviously entitled to the excuse of youth. But he
+pleaded his youth, not with a view to the exertions required, but to
+the _auctoritas_ and responsibilities of the situation.] and had
+no assistant. He goes on thus:--'As soon as ever this address' (meaning
+the prayer) 'was ended, I passed through a room of the house in which I
+lodged, where a child was reading to his mother, and the only words I
+heard distinctly were these, _And as thy days, so shall thy strength
+be_.' This singular coincidence between his own difficulty and a
+scriptural line caught at random in passing hastily through a room,
+(but observe, a line insulated from the context, and placed in high
+relief to his ear,) shook his resolution. Accident co-operated; a
+promise to be fulfilled at Northampton, in a certain contingency, fell
+due at the instant; the doctor was detained, this detention gave time
+for further representations; new motives arose, old difficulties were
+removed, and finally the doctor saw, in all this succession of steps,
+the first of which, however, lay in the _Sortes Biblicae_, clear
+indications of a providential guidance. With that conviction he took up
+his abode at Northampton, and remained there for the next thirty-one
+years, until he left it for his grave at Lisbon; in fact, he passed at
+Northampton the whole of his public life. It must, therefore, be
+allowed to stand upon the records of sortilegy, that in the main
+direction of his life--not, indeed, as to its spirit, but as to its
+form and local connections--a Protestant divine of much merit, and
+chiefly in what regards practice, and of the class most opposed to
+superstition, took his determining impulse from a variety of the
+_Sortes Virgilianae_.
+
+This variety was known in early times to the Jews--as early, indeed, as
+the era of the Grecian Pericles, if we are to believe the Talmud. It is
+known familiarly to this day amongst Polish Jews, and is called
+_Bathcol_, or the _daughter of a voice_; the meaning of which
+appellation is this:--The _Urim and Thummim_, or oracle in the
+breast-plate of the high priest, spoke directly from God. It was,
+therefore, the original or mother-voice. But about the time of
+Pericles, that is, exactly one hundred years before the time of
+Alexander the Great, the light of prophecy was quenched in Malachi or
+Haggai; and the oracular jewels in the breast-plate became
+simultaneously dim. Henceforwards the mother-voice was heard no longer:
+but to this succeeded an imperfect or daughter-voice, (_Bathcol_,)
+which lay in the first words happening to arrest the attention at a
+moment of perplexity. An illustration, which has been often quoted from
+the Talmud, is to the following effect:--Rabbi Tochanan, and Rabbi
+Simeon Ben Lachish, were anxious about a friend, Rabbi Samuel, six
+hundred miles distant on the Euphrates. Whilst talking earnestly
+together on this subject in Palestine, they passed a school; they
+paused to listen: it was a child reading the first book of Samuel; and
+the words which they caught were these--_And Samuel died_. These
+words they received as a _Bath-col_: and the next horseman from
+the Euphrates brought word accordingly that Rabbi Samuel had been
+gathered to his fathers at some station on the Euphrates.
+
+Here is the very same case, the same _Bath-col_ substantially,
+which we have cited from Orton's _Life of Doddridge_. And Du Cange
+himself notices, in his Glossary, the relation which this bore to the
+Pagan _Sortes_. 'It was,' says he, 'a fantastical way of divination,
+invented by the Jews, not unlike the _Sortes Virgilianae_ of the
+heathens. For, as with them the first words they happened to dip into
+in the works of that poet were a kind of oracle whereby they predicted
+future events,--so, with the Jews, when they appealed to _Bath-col_,
+the first words they heard from any one's mouth were looked upon as a
+voice from Heaven directing them in the matter they inquired about.'
+
+If the reader imagines that this ancient form of the practical
+miraculous is at all gone out of use, even the example of Dr. Doddridge
+may satisfy him to the contrary. Such an example was sure to authorize
+a large imitation. But, even apart from that, the superstition is
+common. The records of conversion amongst felons and other ignorant
+persons might be cited by hundreds upon hundreds to prove that no
+practice is more common than that of trying the spiritual fate, and
+abiding by the import of any passage in the Scriptures which may first
+present itself to the eye. Cowper, the poet, has recorded a case of
+this sort in his own experience. It is one to which all the unhappy are
+prone. But a mode of questioning the oracles of darkness, far more
+childish, and, under some shape or other, equally common amongst those
+who are prompted by mere vacancy of mind, without that determination to
+sacred fountains which is impressed by misery, may be found in the
+following extravagant silliness of Rousseau, which we give in his own
+words--a case for which he admits that he himself would have _shut
+up_ any other man (meaning in a lunatic hospital) whom he had seen
+practising the same absurdities:--
+
+'Au milieu de mes etudes et d'une vie innocente autant qu'on la puisse
+mener, et malgre tout ce qu'on m'avoit pu dire, la peur de l'Enfer
+m'agitoit encore. Souvent je me demandois--En quel etat suis-je? Si je
+mourrois a l'instant meme, _serois-je damne_? Selon mes Jansenistes,
+[he had been reading the books of the Port Royal,] la chose est
+indubitable: mais, selon ma conscience, il me paroissoit que
+non. Toujours craintif et flottant dans cette cruelle incertitude,
+j'avois recours (pour en sortir) aux expedients les plus risibles, et
+pour lesquels je ferois volontiers enfermer un homme si je lui en
+voyois faire autant. ... Un jour, revant a ce triste sujet, je
+m'exercois machinalement a lancer les pierres contre les troncs des
+arbres; et cela avec mon addresse ordinaire, c'est-a-dire sans presque
+jamais en toucher aucun. Tout au milieu de ce bel exercise, je m'avisai
+de faire une espece de pronostic pour calmer mon inquietude. Je me dis
+--je m'en vais jeter cette pierre contre l'arbre qui est vis-a-vis de
+moi: si je le touche, signe de salut: si je le manque, signe de
+damnation. Tout en disant ainsi, je jette ma pierre d'une main
+tremblante, et avec un horrible battement de coeur, mais si
+heureusement qu'elle va frapper au beau-milieu de l'arbre: ce qui
+veritablement n'etoit pas difficile: car j'avois eu soin de le choisir
+fort gros et fort pres. _Depuis lors je n'ai plus doubte de mon
+salut._ Je ne sais, en me rappelant ce trait, si je dois rire ou
+gemir sur moimeme.'--_Les Confessions, Partie I. Livre VI._
+
+Now, really, if Rousseau thought fit to try such tremendous appeals by
+taking 'a shy' at any random object, he should have governed his
+sortilegy (for such it may be called) with something more like equity.
+Fair play is a jewel: and in such a case, a man is supposed to play
+against an adverse party hid in darkness. To shy at a cow within six
+feet distance gives no chance at all to his dark antagonist. A pigeon
+rising from a trap at a suitable distance might be thought a
+_sincere_ staking of the interest at issue: but, as to the massy
+stem of a tree 'fort gros et fort pres'--the sarcasm of a Roman emperor
+applies, that to miss under such conditions implied an original genius
+for stupidity, and to hit was no trial of the case. After all, the
+sentimentalist had youth to plead in apology for this extravagance. He
+was hypochondriacal; he was in solitude; and he was possessed by gloomy
+imaginations from the works of a society in the highest public credit.
+But most readers will be aware of similar appeals to the mysteries of
+Providence, made in public by illustrious sectarians, speaking from the
+solemn station of a pulpit. We forbear to quote cases of this nature,
+though really existing in print, because we feel that the blasphemy of
+such anecdotes is more revolting and more painful to pious minds than
+the absurdity is amusing. Meantime it must not be forgotten, that the
+principle concerned, though it may happen to disgust men when
+associated with ludicrous circumstances, is, after all, the very same
+which has latently governed very many modes of ordeal, or judicial
+inquiry; and which has been adopted, blindly, as a moral rule, or
+canon, equally by the blindest of the Pagans, the most fanatical of the
+Jews, and the most enlightened of the Christians. It proceeds upon the
+assumption that man by his actions puts a question to Heaven; and that
+Heaven answers by the event. Lucan, in a well known passage, takes it
+for granted that the cause of Caesar had the approbation of the gods.
+And why? Simply from the event. It was notoriously the triumphant
+cause. It was victorious, (_victrix_ causa Deis placuit; sed
+_victa_ Catoni.) It was the '_victrix_ causa;' and, _as_ such,
+simply because it was 'victrix,' it had a right in his eyes to
+postulate the divine favor as mere matter of necessary interference:
+whilst, on the other hand, the _victa causa_, though it seemed to
+Lucan sanctioned by human virtue in the person of Cato, stood
+unappealably condemned. This mode of reasoning may strike the reader as
+merely Pagan. Not at all. In England, at the close of the Parliamentary
+war, it was generally argued--that Providence had decided the question
+against the Royalists by the mere fact of the issue. Milton himself,
+with all his high-toned morality, uses this argument as irrefragable:
+which is odd, were it only on this account--that the issue ought
+necessarily to have been held for a time as merely hypothetic, and
+liable to be set aside by possible counter-issues through one
+generation at the least. But the capital argument against such doctrine
+is to be found in the New Testament. Strange that Milton should
+overlook, and strange that moralists in general have overlooked, the
+sudden arrest given to this dangerous but most prevalent mode of
+reasoning by the Founder of our faith. He first, he last, taught to his
+astonished disciples the new truth--at that time the astounding truth--
+that no relation exists between the immediate practical events of
+things on the one side, and divine sentences on the other. There was no
+presumption, he teaches them, against a man's favor with God, or that
+of his parents, because he happened to be afflicted to extremity with
+bodily disease. There was no shadow of an argument for believing a
+party of men criminal objects of heavenly wrath because upon them, by
+fatal preference, a tower had fallen, and because _their_ bodies
+were exclusively mangled. How little can it be said that Christianity
+has yet developed the fulness of its power, when kings and senates so
+recently acted under a total oblivion of this great though novel
+Christian doctrine, and would do so still, were it not that religious
+arguments have been banished by the progress of manners from the field
+of political discussion.
+
+But, quitting this province of the ominous, where it is made the object
+of a direct personal inquest, whether by private or by national trials,
+or the sortilegy of events, let us throw our eyes over the broader
+field of omens, as they offer themselves spontaneously to those who do
+not seek, or would even willingly evade them. There are few of these,
+perhaps none, which are not universal in their authority, though every
+land in turn fancies them (like its proverbs) of local prescription and
+origin. The death-watch extends from England to Cashmere, and across
+India diagonally to the remotest nook of Bengal, over a three thousand
+miles' distance from the entrance of the Indian Punjaub. A hare
+crossing a man's path on starting in the morning, has been held in all
+countries alike to prognosticate evil in the course of that day. Thus,
+in the _Confessions of a Thug_, (which is partially built on a
+real judicial document, and everywhere conforms to the usages of
+Hindostan,) the hero of the horrid narrative [Footnote: '_The hero of
+the horrid narrative_.'--Horrid it certainly is; and one incident in
+every case gives a demoniacal air of coolness to the hellish
+atrocities, viz the regular forwarding of the _bheels_, or grave-
+diggers. But else the tale tends too much to monotony; and for a reason
+which ought to have checked the author in carrying on the work to three
+volumes, namely, that although there is much dramatic variety in the
+circumstances of the several cases, there is none in the catastrophes.
+The brave man and the coward, the erect spirit fighting to the last,
+and the poor creature that despairs from the first,--all are confounded
+in one undistinguishing end by sudden strangulation. This was the
+original defect of the plan. The sudden surprise, and the scientific
+noosing as with a Chilian _lasso_, constituted in fact a main
+feature of Thuggee. But still, the gradual theatrical arrangement of
+each Thug severally by the side of a victim, must often have roused
+violent suspicion, and that in time to intercept the suddenness of the
+murder. Now, for the sake of the dramatic effect, this interception
+ought more often to have been introduced, else the murders are but so
+many blind surprises as if in sleep.] charges some disaster of his own
+upon having neglected such an omen of the morning. The same belief
+operated in Pagan Italy. The same omen announced to Lord Lindsay's Arab
+attendants in the desert the approach of some disaster, which partially
+happened in the morning. And a Highlander of the 42d Regiment, in his
+printed memoirs, notices the same harbinger of evil as having crossed
+his own path on a day of personal disaster in Spain.
+
+Birds are even more familiarly associated with such ominous warnings.
+This chapter in the great volume of superstition was indeed cultivated
+with unusual solicitude amongst the Pagans--_ornithomancy_ grew
+into an elaborate science. But if every rule and distinction upon the
+number and the position of birds, whether to the right or the left, had
+been collected from our own village matrons amongst ourselves, it would
+appear that no more of this Pagan science had gone to wreck than must
+naturally follow the difference between a believing and a disbelieving
+government. Magpies are still of awful authority in village life,
+according to their number, &c.; for a striking illustration of which we
+may refer the reader to Sir Walter Scott's _Demonology_, reported
+not at second-hand, but from Sir Walter's personal communication with
+some seafaring fellow-traveller in a stage-coach.
+
+Among the ancient stories of the same class is one which we shall
+repeat--having reference to that Herod Agrippa, grandson of Herod the
+Great, before whom St. Paul made his famous apology at Caesarea. This
+Agrippa, overwhelmed by debts, had fled from Palestine to Rome in the
+latter years of Tiberius. His mother's interest with the widow of
+Germanicus procured him a special recommendation to her son Caligula.
+Viewing this child and heir of the popular Germanicus as the rising
+sun, Agrippa had been too free in his language. True, the uncle of
+Germanicus was the reigning prince; but he was old, and breaking up.
+True, the son of Germanicus was not yet on the throne; but he soon
+would be; and Agrippa was rash enough to call the Emperor a
+_superannuated old fellow_, and even to wish for his death.
+Sejanus was now dead and gone; but there was no want of spies: and a
+certain Macro reported his words to Tiberius. Agrippa was in
+consequence arrested; the Emperor himself condescending to point out
+the noble Jew to the officer on duty. The case was a gloomy one, if
+Tiberius should happen to survive much longer: and the story of the
+omen proceeds thus:--'Now Agrippa stood in his bonds before the
+Imperial palace, and in his affliction leaned against a certain tree,
+upon the boughs of which it happened that a bird had alighted which the
+Romans call _bubo_, or the owl. All this was steadfastly observed
+by a German prisoner, who asked a soldier what might be the name and
+offence of that man habited in purple. Being told that the man's name
+was Agrippa, and that he was a Jew of high rank, who had given a
+personal offence to the Emperor, the German asked permission to go near
+and address him; which being granted, he spoke thus:--"This disaster, I
+doubt not, young man, is trying to your heart; and perhaps you will not
+believe me when I announce to you beforehand the providential
+deliverance which is impending. However, this much I will say--and for
+my sincerity let me appeal to my native gods, as well as to the gods of
+this Rome, who have brought us both into trouble--that no selfish
+objects prompt me to this revelation--for a revelation it is--and to
+the following effect:--It is fated that you shall not long remain in
+chains. Your deliverance will be speedy; you shall be raised to the
+very highest rank and power; you shall be the object of as much envy as
+now you are of pity; you shall retain your prosperity till death; and
+you shall transmit that prosperity to your children. But"--and there
+the German paused. Agrippa was agitated; the bystanders were attentive;
+and after a time, the German, pointing solemnly to the bird, proceeded
+thus:--"But this remember heedfully--that, when next you see the bird
+which now perches above your head, you will have only five days longer
+to live! This event will be surely accomplished by that same mysterious
+god who has thought fit to send the bird as a warning sign; and you,
+when you come to your glory, do not forget me that foreshadowed it in
+your humiliation."' The story adds, that Agrippa affected to laugh when
+the German concluded; after which it goes on to say, that in a few
+weeks, being delivered by the death of Tiberius; being released from
+prison by the very prince on whose account he had incurred the risk;
+being raised to a tetrarchy, and afterwards to the kingdom of all
+Judea; coming into all the prosperity which had been promised to him by
+the German; and not losing any part of his interest at Rome through the
+assassination of his patron Caligula--he began to look back
+respectfully to the words of the German, and forwards with anxiety to
+the second coming of the bird. Seven years of sunshine had now slipped
+away as silently as a dream. A great festival, shows and vows, was on
+the point of being celebrated in honor of Claudius Caesar, at Strato's
+Tower, otherwise called Caesarea, the Roman metropolis of Palestine.
+Duty and policy alike required that the king of the land should go down
+and unite in this mode of religious homage to the emperor. He did so;
+and on the second morning of the festival, by way of doing more
+conspicuous honor to the great solemnity, he assumed a very sumptuous
+attire of silver armor, burnished so highly as to throw back a dazzling
+glare from the sun's morning beams upon the upturned eyes of the vast
+multitude around him. Immediately from the sycophantish part of the
+crowd, of whom a vast majority were Pagans, ascended a cry of
+glorification as to some manifestation of Deity. Agrippa, gratified by
+this success of his new apparel, and by this flattery, not unusual in
+the case of kings, had not the firmness (though a Jew, and conscious of
+the wickedness, greater in himself than in the heathen crowd,) to
+reject the blasphemous homage. Voices of adoration continued to ascend;
+when suddenly, looking upward to the vast awnings prepared for
+screening the audience from the noonday heats, the king perceived the
+same ominous bird which he had seen at Rome in the day of his
+affliction, seated quietly, and looking down upon himself. In that same
+moment an icy pang shot through his intestines. He was removed into the
+palace; and at the end of five days, completely worn out by pain,
+Agrippa expired in the 54th year of his age, and the seventh of his
+sovereign power.
+
+Whether the bird, here described as an owl, was really such, may be
+doubted, considering the narrow nomenclature of the Romans for all
+zoological purposes, and the total indifference of the Roman mind to
+all distinctions in natural history which are not upon the very largest
+scale. We should much suspect that the bird was a magpie. Meantime,
+speaking of ornithoscopy in relation to Jews, we remember another story
+in that subdivision of the subject which it may be worth while
+repeating; not merely on its own account, as wearing a fine oriental
+air, but also for the correction which it suggests to a very common
+error.
+
+In some period of Syrian warfare, a large military detachment was
+entering at some point of Syria from the desert of the Euphrates. At
+the head of the whole array rode two men of some distinction: one was
+an augur of high reputation, the other was a Jew called Mosollam, a man
+of admirable beauty, a matchless horseman, an unerring archer, and
+accomplished in all martial arts. As they were now first coming within
+enclosed grounds, after a long march in the wilderness, the augur was
+most anxious to inaugurate the expedition by some considerable omen.
+Watching anxiously, therefore, he soon saw a bird of splendid plumage
+perching on a low wall. 'Halt!' he said to the advanced guard: and all
+drew up in a line. At that moment of silence and expectation, Mosollam,
+slightly turning himself in his saddle, drew his bow-string to his ear;
+his Jewish hatred of Pagan auguries burned within him; his inevitable
+shaft went right to its mark, and the beautiful bird fell dead. The
+augur turned round in fury. But the Jew laughed at him. 'This bird, you
+say, should have furnished us with omens of our future fortunes. But
+had he known anything of his own, he would never have perched where he
+did, or have come within the range of Mosollam's archery. How should
+that bird know our destiny, who did not know that it was his own to be
+shot by Mosollam the Jew?'
+
+Now, this is a most common but a most erroneous way of arguing. In a
+case of this kind, the bird was not supposed to have any conscious
+acquaintance with futurity, either for his own benefit or that of
+others. But even where such a consciousness may be supposed, as in the
+case of oneiromancy, or prophecy by means of dreams, it must be
+supposed limited, and the more limited in a personal sense as they are
+illimitable in a sublime one. Who imagines that, because a Daniel or
+Ezekiel foresaw the grand revolutions of the earth, therefore they must
+or could have foreseen the little details of their own ordinary life?
+And even descending from that perfect inspiration to the more doubtful
+power of augury amongst the Pagans, (concerning which the most eminent
+of theologians have held very opposite theories,) one thing is certain,
+that, so long as we entertain such pretensions, or discuss them at all,
+we must take them with the principle of those who professed such arts,
+not with principles of our own arbitrary invention.
+
+One example will make this clear:--There are in England [Footnote:
+'_There are in England_'--Especially in Somersetshire, and for
+twenty miles round Wrington, the birthplace of Locke. Nobody sinks for
+wells without their advice. We ourselves knew an amiable and
+accomplished Scottish family, who, at an estate called Belmadrothie, in
+memory of a similar property in Ross shire, built a house in
+Somersetshire, and resolved to find water without help from the jowser.
+But after sinking to a greater depth than ever had been known before,
+and spending nearly L200, they were finally obliged to consult the
+jowser, who found water at once.] a class of men who practise the Pagan
+rhabdomancy in a limited sense. They carry a rod or rhabdos
+(_rhabdos_) of willow: this they hold horizontally; and by the
+bending of the rod towards the ground they discover the favorable
+places for sinking wells; a matter of considerable importance in a
+province so ill-watered as the northern district of Somersetshire, &c.
+These people are locally called _jowsers_; and it is probable,
+that from the suspicion with which their art has been usually regarded
+amongst people of education, as a mere legerdemain trick of
+Dousterswivel's, is derived the slang word to _chouse_ for _swindle_.
+Meantime, the experimental evidences of a real practical skill in these
+men, and the enlarged compass of speculation in these days, have led
+many enlightened people to a Stoic _epochey_, or suspension of
+judgment, on the reality of this somewhat mysterious art. Now, in the
+East, there are men who make the same pretensions in a more showy
+branch of the art. It is not water, but treasures which they profess to
+find by some hidden kind of rhabdomancy. The very existence of
+treasures with us is reasonably considered a thing of improbable
+occurrence. But in the unsettled East, and with the low valuation of
+human life wherever Mahometanism prevails, insecurity and other causes
+must have caused millions of such deposits in every century to have
+perished as to any knowledge of survivors. The sword has been moving
+backwards and forwards, for instance, like a weaver's shuttle, since
+the time of Mahmoud the Ghaznevide, [Footnote: Mahmood of Ghizni,
+which, under the European name of Ghaznee, was so recently taken in one
+hour by our Indian army under Lord Keane Mahmood was the first
+Mahometan invader of Hindostan.] in Anno Domini 1000, in the vast
+regions between the Tigris, the Oxus, and the Indus. Regularly as it
+approached, gold and jewels must have sunk by whole harvests into the
+ground. A certain per centage has been doubtless recovered: a larger
+per centage has disappeared for ever. Hence naturally the jealousy of
+barbarous Orientals that we Europeans, in groping amongst pyramids,
+sphynxes, and tombs, are looking for buried treasures. The wretches are
+not so wide astray in what they believe as in what they disbelieve. The
+treasures do really exist which they fancy; but then also the other
+treasures in the glorious antiquities have that existence for our sense
+of beauty which to their brutality is inconceivable. In these
+circumstances, why should it surprise us that men will pursue the
+science of discovery as a regular trade? Many discoveries of treasure
+are doubtless made continually, which, for obvious reasons, are
+communicated to nobody. Some proportion there must be between the
+sowing of such grain as diamonds or emeralds, and the subsequent
+reaping, whether by accident or by art. For, with regard to the last,
+it is no more impossible, _prima fronte_, that a substance may exist
+having an occult sympathy with subterraneous water or subterraneous
+gold, than that the magnet should have a sympathy (as yet occult) with
+the northern pole of our planet.
+
+The first flash of careless thought applied to such a case will
+suggest, that men holding powers of this nature need not offer their
+services for hire to others. And this, in fact, is the objection
+universally urged by us Europeans as decisive against their
+pretensions. Their knavery, it is fancied, stands self-recorded; since,
+assuredly, they would not be willing to divide their subterranean
+treasures, if they knew of any. But the men are not in such self-
+contradiction as may seem. Lady Hester Stanhope, from the better
+knowledge she had acquired of Oriental opinions, set Dr. Madden right
+on this point. The Oriental belief is that a fatality attends the
+appropriator of a treasure in any case where he happens also to be the
+discoverer. Such a person, it is held, will die soon, and suddenly--so
+that he is compelled to seek his remuneration from the wages or fees of
+his employers, not from the treasure itself.
+
+Many more secret laws are held sacred amongst the professors of that
+art than that which was explained by Lady Hester Stanhope. These we
+shall not enter upon at present: but generally we may remark, that the
+same practices of subterranean deposits, during our troubled periods in
+Europe, led to the same superstitions. And it may be added, that the
+same error has arisen in both cases as to some of these superstitions.
+How often must it have struck people of liberal feelings, as a
+scandalous proof of the preposterous value set upon riches by poor men,
+that ghosts should popularly be supposed to rise and wander for the
+sake of revealing the situations of buried treasures. For ourselves, we
+have been accustomed to view this popular belief in the light of an
+argument for pity rather than for contempt towards poor men, as
+indicating the extreme pressure of that necessity which could so have
+demoralized their natural sense of truth. But certainly, in whatever
+feelings originating, such popular superstitions as to motives of
+ghostly missions did seem to argue a deplorable misconception of the
+relation subsisting between the spiritual world and the perishable
+treasures of this perishable world. Yet, when we look into the Eastern
+explanations of this case, we find that it is meant to express, not any
+overvaluation of riches, but the direct contrary passion. A human
+spirit is punished--such is the notion--punished in the spiritual world
+for excessive attachment to gold, by degradation to the office of its
+guardian; and from this office the tortured spirit can release itself
+only by revealing the treasure and transferring the custody. It is a
+penal martyrdom, not an elective passion for gold, which is thus
+exemplified in the wanderings of a treasure-ghost.
+
+But, in a field where of necessity we are so much limited, we willingly
+pass from the consideration of these treasure or _khasne_ phantoms
+(which alone sufficiently ensure a swarm of ghostly terrors for all
+Oriental ruins of cities,) to the same marvellous apparitions, as they
+haunt other solitudes even more awful than those of ruined cities. In
+this world there are two mighty forms of perfect solitude--the ocean
+and the desert: the wilderness of the barren sands, and the wilderness
+of the barren waters. Both are the parents of inevitable superstitions
+--of terrors, solemn, ineradicable, eternal. Sailors and the children
+of the desert are alike overrun with spiritual hauntings, from
+accidents of peril essentially connected with those modes of life, and
+from the eternal spectacle of the infinite. Voices seem to blend with
+the raving of the sea, which will for ever impress the feeling of
+beings more than human: and every chamber of the great wilderness
+which, with little interruption, stretches from the Euphrates to the
+western shores of Africa, has its own peculiar terrors both as to
+sights and sounds. In the wilderness of Zin, between Palestine and the
+Red Sea, a section of the desert well known in these days to our own
+countrymen, bells are heard daily pealing for matins, or for vespers,
+from some phantom convent that no search of Christian or of Bedouin
+Arab has ever been able to discover. These bells have sounded since the
+Crusades. Other sounds, trumpets, the _Alala_ of armies, &c., are
+heard in other regions of the Desert. Forms, also, are seen of more
+people than have any right to be walking in human paths: sometimes
+forms of avowed terror; sometimes, which is a case of far more danger,
+appearances that mimic the shapes of men, and even of friends or
+comrades. This is a case much dwelt on by the old travellers, and which
+throws a gloom over the spirits of all Bedouins, and of every cafila or
+caravan. We all know what a sensation of loneliness or 'eeriness' (to
+use an expressive term of the ballad poetry) arises to any small party
+assembling in a single room of a vast desolate mansion: how the timid
+among them fancy continually that they hear some remote door opening,
+or trace the sound of suppressed footsteps from some distant staircase.
+Such is the feeling in the desert, even in the midst of the caravan.
+The mighty solitude is seen: the dread silence is anticipated which
+will succeed to this brief transit of men, camels, and horses. Awe
+prevails even in the midst of society: but, if the traveller should
+loiter behind from fatigue, or be so imprudent as to ramble aside--
+should he from any cause once lose sight of his party, it is held that
+his chance is small of recovering their traces. And why? Not chiefly
+from the want of footmarks where the wind effaces all impressions in
+half an hour, or of eyemarks where all is one blank ocean of sand, but
+much more from the sounds or the visual appearances which are supposed
+to beset and to seduce all insulated wanderers.
+
+Everybody knows the superstitions of the ancients about the
+_Nympholeptoi_, or those who had seen Pan. But far more awful and
+gloomy are the existing superstitions, throughout Asia and Africa, as
+to the perils of those who are phantom-haunted in the wilderness. The
+old Venetian traveller Marco Polo states them well: he speaks, indeed,
+of the Eastern or Tartar deserts; the steppes which stretch from
+European Russia to the footsteps of the Chinese throne; but exactly the
+same creed prevails amongst the Arabs, from Bagdad to Suez and Cairo--
+from Rosetta to Tunis--Tunis to Timbuctoo or Mequinez. 'If, during the
+daytime,' says he, 'any person should remain behind until the caravan
+is no longer in sight, he hears himself unexpectedly called to by name,
+and in a voice with which he is familiar. Not doubting that the voice
+proceeds from some of his comrades, the unhappy man is beguiled from
+the right direction; and soon finding himself utterly confounded as to
+the path, he roams about in distraction until he perishes miserably.
+If, on the other hand, this perilous separation of himself from the
+caravan should happen at night, he is sure to hear the uproar of a
+great cavalcade a mile or two to the right or left of the true track.
+He is thus seduced on one side: and at break of day finds himself far
+removed from man. Nay, even at noon-day, it is well known that grave
+and respectable men to all appearance will come up to a particular
+traveller, will bear the look of a friend, and will gradually lure him
+by earnest conversation to a distance from the caravan; after which the
+sounds of men and camels will be heard continually at all points but
+the true one; whilst an insensible turning by the tenth of an inch at
+each separate step from the true direction will very soon suffice to
+set the traveller's face to the opposite point of the compass from that
+which his safety requires, and which his fancy represents to him as his
+real direction. Marvellous, indeed, and almost passing belief, are the
+stories reported of these desert phantoms, which are said at times to
+fill the air with choral music from all kinds of instruments, from
+drums, and the clash of arms: so that oftentimes a whole caravan are
+obliged to close up their open ranks, and to proceed in a compact line
+of march.'
+
+Lord Lindsay, in his very interesting travels in Egypt, Edom, &c.,
+agrees with Warton in supposing (and probably enough) that from this
+account of the desert traditions in Marco Polo was derived Milton's
+fine passage in Comus:--
+
+ 'Of calling shapes, and beckoning shadows dire,
+ And aery tongues that syllable men's names
+ On sands, and shores, and desert wildernesses.'
+
+But the most remarkable of these desert superstitions, as suggested by
+the mention of Lord Lindsay, is one which that young nobleman, in some
+place which we cannot immediately find, has noticed, but which he only
+was destined by a severe personal loss immediately to illustrate. Lord
+L. quotes from Vincent le Blanc an anecdote of a man in his own
+caravan, the companion of an Arab merchant, who disappeared in a
+mysterious manner. Four Moors, with a retaining fee of 100 ducats, were
+sent in quest of him, but came back _re infecta_. 'And 'tis
+uncertain,' adds Le Blanc, 'whether he was swallowed up in the sands,
+or met his death by any other misfortune; as it often happens, by the
+relation of a merchant then in our company, who told us, that two years
+before, traversing the same journey, a comrade of his, going a little
+aside from the company, saw three men who called him by his name; and
+one of them, to his thinking, favored very much his companion; and, as
+he was about to follow them, his real companion calling him to come
+back to his company, he found himself deceived by the others, and thus
+was saved. And all travellers in these parts hold, that in the deserts
+are many such phantasms seen, that strive to seduce the traveller.'
+Thus far it is the traveller's own fault, warned as he is continually
+by the extreme anxiety of the Arab leaders or guides, with respect to
+all who stray to any distance, if he is duped or enticed by these
+pseudo-men: though, in the case of Lapland dogs, who ought to have a
+surer instinct of detection for counterfeits, we know from Sir Capel de
+Broke and others, that they are continually wiled away by the wolves
+who roam about the nightly encampments of travellers. But there is a
+secondary disaster, according to the Arab superstition, awaiting those
+whose eyes are once opened to the discernment of these phantoms. To see
+them, or to hear them, even where the traveller is careful to refuse
+their lures, entails the certainty of death in no long time. This is
+another form of that universal faith which made it impossible for any
+man to survive a bodily commerce, by whatever sense, with a spiritual
+being. We find it in the Old Testament, where the expression, 'I have
+seen God and shall die,' means simply a supernatural being; since no
+Hebrew believed it possible for a nature purely human to sustain for a
+moment the sight of the Infinite Being. We find the same faith amongst
+ourselves, in case of _doppelgaenger_ becoming apparent to the
+sight of those whom they counterfeit; and in many other varieties. We
+modern Europeans, of course, laugh at these superstitions; though, as
+La Place remarks, (_Essai sur les Probabilites_,) any case,
+however apparently incredible, if it is a recurrent case, is as much
+entitled to a fair valuation as if it had been more probable
+beforehand.[Footnote: _'Is as much entitled to a fair valuation,
+under the lans of induction, as if it had been more probable
+beforehand'_--One of the cases which La Place notices as entitled to
+a grave consideration, but which would most assuredly be treated as a
+trivial phenomenon, unworthy of attention, by commonplace spectators,
+is--when a run of success, with no apparent cause, takes place on heads
+or tails, (_pile ou croix_) Most people dismiss such a case as
+pure accident. But La Place insists on its being duly valued as a fact,
+however unaccountable as an effect. So again, if in a large majority of
+experiences like those of Lord Lindsay's party in the desert, death
+should follow, such a phenomenon is as well entitled to its separate
+valuation as any other.] This being premised, we who connect
+superstition with the personal result, are more impressed by the
+disaster which happened to Lord Lindsay, than his lordship, who either
+failed to notice the _nexus_ between the events, or possibly
+declined to put the case too forward in his reader's eye, from the
+solemnity of the circumstances, and the private interest to himself and
+his own family, of the subsequent event. The case was this:--Mr.
+William Wardlaw Ramsay, the companion (and we believe relative) of Lord
+Lindsay, a man whose honorable character, and whose intellectual
+accomplishments speak for themselves, in the posthumus memorabilia of
+his travels published by Lord L., had seen an array of objects in the
+desert, which facts immediately succeeding demonstrated to have been a
+mere ocular _lusus_, or (according to Arab notions) phantoms.
+During the absence from home of an Arab sheikh, who had been hired as
+conductor of Lord Lindsay's party, a hostile tribe (bearing the name of
+Tellaheens) had assaulted and pillaged his tents. Report of this had
+reached the English travelling party; it was known that the Tellaheens
+were still in motion, and a hostile rencounter was looked for for some
+days. At length, in crossing the well known valley of the _Wady
+Araba_, that most ancient channel of communication between the Red
+Sea and Judea, &c., Mr. Ramsay saw, to his own entire conviction, a
+party of horse moving amongst some sand-hills. Afterwards it became
+certain, from accurate information, that this must have been a
+delusion. It was established, that no horseman _could_ have been
+in that neighborhood at that time. Lord Lindsay records the case as an
+illustration of 'that spiritualized tone the imagination naturally
+assumes, in scenes presenting so little sympathy with the ordinary
+feelings of humanity;' and he reports the case in these pointed terms:
+--'Mr. Ramsay, a man of remarkably strong sight, and by no means
+disposed to superstitious credulity, distinctly saw a party of horse
+moving among the sand-hills; and I do not believe he was ever able to
+divest himself of that impression.' No--and, according to Arab
+interpretation, very naturally so; for, according to their faith, he
+really _had_ seen the horsemen; phantom horseman certainly, but
+still objects of sight. The sequel remains to be told--by the Arabian
+hypothesis, Mr. Ramsay had but a short time to live--he was under a
+secret summons to the next world. And accordingly, in a few weeks after
+this, whilst Lord Lindsay had gone to visit Palmyra, Mr. Ramsay died at
+Damascus.
+
+This was a case exactly corresponding to the Pagan _nympholepsis_
+--he had seen the beings whom it is not lawful to see and live. Another
+case of Eastern superstition, not less determined, and not less
+remarkably fulfilled, occurred some years before to Dr. Madden, who
+travelled pretty much in the same route as Lord Lindsay. The doctor, as
+a phrenologist, had been struck with the very singular conformation of
+a skull which he saw amongst many others on an altar in some Syrian
+convent. He offered a considerable sum in gold for it; but it was by
+repute the skull of a saint; and the monk with whom Dr. M. attempted to
+negotiate, not only refused his offers, but protested that even for the
+doctor's sake, apart from the interests of the convent, he could not
+venture on such a transfer: for that, by the tradition attached to it,
+the skull would endanger any vessel carrying it from the Syrian shore:
+the vessel might escape; but it would never succeed in reaching any but
+a Syrian harbor. After this, for the credit of our country, which
+stands so high in the East, and should be so punctiliously tended by
+all Englishmen, we are sorry to record that Dr. Madden (though
+otherwise a man of scrupulous honor) yielded to the temptation of
+substituting for the saint's skull another less remarkable from his own
+collection. With this saintly relic he embarked on board a Grecian
+ship; was alternately pursued and met by storms the most violent;
+larboard and starboard, on every quarter, he was buffeted; the wind
+blew from every point of the compass; the doctor honestly confesses
+that he often wished this baleful skull back in safety on the quiet
+altar from which he took it; and finally, after many days of anxiety,
+he was too happy in finding himself again restored to some oriental
+port, from which he secretly vowed never again to sail with a saint's
+skull, or with any skull, however remarkable phrenologically, not
+purchased in an open market.
+
+Thus we have pursued, through many of its most memorable sections, the
+spirit of the miraculous as it moulded and gathered itself in the
+superstitions of Paganism; and we have shown that, in the modern
+superstitions of Christianity, or of Mahometanism, (often enough
+borrowed from Christian sources,) there is a pretty regular
+correspondence. Speaking with a reference to the strictly popular
+belief, it cannot be pretended for a moment, that miraculous agencies
+are slumbering in modern ages. For one superstition of that nature
+which the Pagans had, we can produce twenty. And if, from the collation
+of numbers, we should pass to that of quality, it is a matter of
+notoriety, that from the very philosophy of Paganism, and its slight
+root in the terrors or profounder mysteries of spiritual nature, no
+comparison could be sustained for a moment between the true religion
+and any mode whatever of the false. Ghosts we have purposely omitted,
+because that idea is so peculiarly Christian [Footnote: '_Because
+that idea is so peculiarly Christian_'--One reason, additional to
+the main one, why the idea of a ghost could not be conceived or
+reproduced by Paganism, lies in the fourfold resolution of the human
+nature at death, viz.--1. _corpus_; 2. _manes_; 3. _spiritus_;
+4. _anima_. No reversionary consciousness, no restitution of the total
+nature, sentient and active, was thus possible. Pliny has a story which
+looks like a ghost story; but it is all moonshine--a mere
+_simulacrum_.] as to reject all counterparts or affinities from other
+modes of the supernatural. The Christian ghost is too awful a presence,
+and with too large a substratum of the real, the impassioned, the
+human, for our present purposes. We deal chiefly with the wilder and
+more aerial forms of superstition; not so far off from fleshly nature as
+the purely allegoric--not so near as the penal, the purgatorial, the
+penitential. In this middle class, 'Gabriel's hounds'--the 'phantom
+ship'--the gloomy legends of the charcoal burners in the German
+forests--and the local or epichorial superstitions from every district
+of Europe, come forward by thousands, attesting the high activity of
+the miraculous and the hyperphysical instincts, even in this
+generation, wheresoever the voice of the people makes itself heard.
+
+But in Pagan times, it will be objected, the popular superstitions
+blended themselves with the highest political functions, gave a
+sanction to national counsels, and oftentimes gave their starting point
+to the very primary movements of the state. Prophecies, omens,
+miracles, all worked concurrently with senates or princes. Whereas in
+our days, says Charles Lamb, the witch who takes her pleasure with the
+moon, and summons Beelzebub to her sabbaths, nevertheless trembles
+before the beadle, and hides herself from the overseer. Now, as to the
+witch, even the horrid Canidia of Horace, or the more dreadful Erichtho
+of Lucan, seems hardly to have been much respected in any era. But for
+the other modes of the supernatural, they have entered into more
+frequent combinations with state functions and state movements in our
+modern ages than in the classical age of Paganism. Look at prophecies,
+for example: the Romans had a few obscure oracles afloat, and they had
+the Sibylline books under the state seal. These books, in fact, had
+been kept so long, that, like port wine superannuated, they had lost
+their flavor and body. [Footnote: '_Like port wine superannuated, the
+Sibylline books had lost their flavor and their body_.'--There is an
+allegoric description in verse, by Mr. Rogers, of an ice-house, in
+which winter is described as a captive, &c., which is memorable on this
+account, that a brother poet, on reading the passage, mistook it, (from
+not understanding the allegorical expressions,) either sincerely or
+maliciously, for a description of the house-dog. Now, this little
+anecdote seems to embody the poor Sibyl's history,--from a stern icy
+sovereign, with a petrific mace, she lapsed into an old toothless
+mastiff. She continued to snore in her ancient kennel for above a
+thousand years. The last person who attempted to stir her up with a
+long pole, and to extract from her paralytic dreaming some growls or
+snarls against Christianity, was Aurelian, in a moment of public panic.
+But the thing was past all tampering. The poor creature could neither
+be kicked nor coaxed into vitality.] On the other hand, look at France.
+Henry the historian, speaking of the fifteenth century, describes it as
+a national infirmity of the English to be prophecy-ridden. Perhaps
+there never was any foundation for this as an exclusive remark; but
+assuredly not in the next century. There had been with us British, from
+the twelfth century, Thomas of Ercildoune in the north, and many
+monkish local prophets for every part of the island; but latterly
+England had no terrific prophet, unless, indeed Nixon of the Vale Royal
+in Cheshire, who uttered his dark oracles sometimes with a merely
+Cestrian, sometimes with a national reference. Whereas in France,
+throughout the sixteenth century, every principal event was foretold
+successively, with an accuracy that still shocks and confounds us.
+Francis the First, who opens the century, (and by many is held to open
+the book of _modern history_, as distinguished from the middle or
+_feudal_ history,) had the battle of Pavia foreshown to him, not
+by name, but in its results--by his own Spanish captivity--by the
+exchange for his own children upon a frontier river of Spain--finally,
+by his own disgraceful death, through an infamous disease conveyed to
+him under a deadly circuit of revenge. This king's son, Henry the
+Second, read some years _before_ the event a description of that
+tournament, on the marriage of the Scottish Queen with his eldest son,
+Francis II., which proved fatal to himself, through the awkwardness of
+the Compte de Montgomery and his own obstinacy. After this, and we
+believe a little after the brief reign of Francis II., arose
+Nostradamus, the great prophet of the age. All the children of Henry
+II. and of Catharine de Medici, one after the other, died in
+circumstances of suffering and horror, and Nostradamus pursued the
+whole with ominous allusions. Charles IX., though the authorizer of the
+Bartholomew massacre, was the least guilty of his party, and the only
+one who manifested a dreadful remorse. Henry III., the last of the
+brothers, died, as the reader will remember, by assassination. And all
+these tragic successions of events are still to be read more or less
+dimly prefigured in verses of which we will not here discuss the dates.
+Suffice it, that many authentic historians attest the good faith of the
+prophets; and finally, with respect to the first of the Bourbon
+dynasty, Henry IV., who succeeded upon the assassination of his
+brother-in-law, we have the peremptory assurance of Sully and other
+Protestants, countersigned by writers both historical and
+controversial, that not only was he prepared, by many warnings, for his
+own tragical death--not only was the day, the hour prefixed--not only
+was an almanac sent to him, in which the bloody summer's day of 1610
+was pointed out to his attention in bloody colors; but the mere record
+of the king's last afternoon shows beyond a doubt the extent and the
+punctual limitation of his anxieties. In fact, it is to this attitude
+of listening expectation in the king, and breathless waiting for the
+blow, that Schiller alludes in that fine speech of Wallenstein to his
+sister, where he notices the funeral knells that sounded continually in
+Henry's ears, and, above all, his prophetic instinct, that caught the
+sound from a far distance of his murderer's motions, and could
+distinguish, amidst all the tumult of a mighty capital, those stealthy
+steps
+
+ ----'Which even then were seeking him
+ Throughout the streets of Paris.'
+
+We profess not to admire Henry the Fourth of France, whose secret
+character we shall, on some other occasion, attempt to expose. But his
+resignation to the appointments of Heaven, in dismissing his guards, as
+feeling that against a danger so domestic and so mysterious, all
+fleshly arms were vain, has always struck us as the most like
+magnanimity of anything in his very theatrical life.
+
+Passing to our own country, and to the times immediately in succession,
+we fall upon some striking prophecies, not verbal but symbolic, if we
+turn from the broad highway of public histories, to the by-paths of
+private memories. Either Clarendon it is, in his Life (not his public
+history), or else Laud, who mentions an anecdote connected with the
+coronation of Charles I., (the son-in-law of the murdered Bourbon,)
+which threw a gloom upon the spirits of the royal friends, already
+saddened by the dreadful pestilence which inaugurated the reign of this
+ill-fated prince, levying a tribute of one life in sixteen from the
+population of the English metropolis. At the coronation of Charles, it
+was discovered that all London would not furnish the quantity of purple
+velvet required for the royal robes and the furniture of the throne.
+What was to be done? Decorum required that the furniture should be all
+_en suite_. Nearer than Genoa no considerable addition could be
+expected. That would impose a delay of 150 days. Upon mature
+consideration, and chiefly of the many private interests that would
+suffer amongst the multitudes whom such a solemnity had called up from
+the country, it was resolved to robe the King in _white_ velvet.
+But this, as it afterwards occurred, was the color in which victims
+were arrayed. And thus, it was alleged, did the King's council
+establish an augury of evil. Three other ill omens, of some celebrity,
+occurred to Charles I., viz., on occasion of creating his son Charles a
+knight of the Bath, at Oxford some years after; and at the bar of that
+tribunal which sat in judgment upon him.
+
+The reign of his second son, James II., the next reign that could be
+considered an unfortunate reign, was inaugurated by the same evil
+omens. The day selected for the coronation (in 1685) was a day
+memorable for England--it was St. George's day, the 23d of April, and
+entitled, even on a separate account, to be held a sacred day as the
+birthday of Shakspeare in 1564, and his deathday in 1616. The King
+saved a sum of sixty thousand pounds by cutting off the ordinary
+cavalcade from the Tower of London to Westminster. Even this was
+imprudent. It is well known that, amongst the lowest class of the
+English, there is an obstinate prejudice (though unsanctioned by law)
+with respect to the obligation imposed by the ceremony of coronation.
+So long as this ceremony is delayed, or mutilated, they fancy that
+their obedience is a matter of mere prudence, liable to be enforced by
+arms, but not consecrated either by law or by religion. The change made
+by James was, therefore, highly imprudent; shorn of its antique
+traditionary usages, the yoke of conscience was lightened at a moment
+when it required a double ratification. Neither was it called for on
+motives of economy, for James was unusually rich. This voluntary
+arrangement was, therefore, a bad beginning; but the accidental omens
+were worse. They are thus reported by Blennerhassett, (History of
+England to the end of George I., Vol. iv., p. 1760, printed at
+Newcastle-upon-Tyne: 1751.) 'The crown being too little for the King's
+head, was often in a tottering condition, and like to fall off.' Even
+this was observed attentively by spectators of the most opposite
+feelings. But there was another simultaneous omen, which affected the
+Protestant enthusiasts, and the superstitious, whether Catholic or
+Protestant, still more alarmingly. 'The same day the king's arms,
+pompously painted in the great altar window of a London church,
+suddenly fell down without apparent cause, and broke to pieces, whilst
+the rest of the window remained standing. Blennerhassett mutters the
+dark terrors which possessed himself and others.' 'These,' says he,
+'were reckoned ill omens to the king.'
+
+In France, as the dreadful criminality of the French sovereigns through
+the 17th century began to tell powerfully, and reproduce itself in the
+miseries and tumults of the French populace through the 18th century,
+it is interesting to note the omens which unfolded themselves at
+intervals. A volume might be written upon them. The French Bourbons
+renewed the picture of that fatal house which in Thebes offered to the
+Grecian observers the spectacle of dire auguries, emerging from
+darkness through three generations, _a plusieurs reprises_.
+Everybody knows the fatal pollution of the marriage pomps on the
+reception of Marie Antoinette in Paris; the numbers who perished are
+still spoken of obscurely as to the amount, and with shuddering awe for
+the unparalleled horrors standing in the background of the fatal reign
+--horrors
+
+ 'That hush'd in grim repose, await their evening prey.'
+
+But in the life of Goethe is mentioned a still more portentous (though
+more shadowy) omen in the pictorial decorations of the arras which
+adorned the pavilion on the French frontier; the first objects which
+met the Austrian Archduchess on being hailed as Dauphiness, was a
+succession of the most tragic groups from the most awful section of the
+Grecian theatre. The next alliance of the same kind between the same
+great empires, in the persons of Napoleon and the Archduchess Marie
+Louisa, was overshadowed by the same unhappy omens, and, as we all
+remember, with the same unhappy results, within a brief period of five
+years.
+
+Or, if we should resort to the fixed and monumental rather than to
+these auguries of great nations--such, for instance, as were embodied
+in those _Palladia_, or protesting talismans, which capital
+cities, whether Pagan or Christian, glorified through a period of
+twenty-five hundred years, we shall find a long succession of these
+enchanted pledges, from the earliest precedent of Troy (whose palladium
+was undoubtedly a talisman) down to that equally memorable, and bearing
+the same name, at Western Rome. We may pass, by a vast transition of
+two and a half millennia, to that great talisman of Constantinople, the
+triple serpent, (having perhaps an original reference to the Mosaic
+serpent of the wilderness, which healed the infected by the simple act
+of looking upon it, as the symbol of the Redeemer, held aloft upon the
+Cross for the deliverance from moral contagion.) This great consecrated
+talisman, venerated equally by Christian, by Pagan, and by Mahometan,
+was struck on the head by Mahomet the Second, on that same day, May
+29th of 1453, in which he mastered by storm this glorious city, the
+bulwark of eastern Christendom, and the immediate rival of his own
+European throne at Adrianople. But mark the superfetation of omens--
+omen supervening upon omen, augury engrafted upon augury. The hour was
+a sad one for Christianity; just 720 years before the western horn of
+Islam had been rebutted in France by the Germans, chiefly under Charles
+Martel. But now it seemed as though another horn, even more vigorous,
+was preparing to assault Christendom and its hopes from the eastern
+quarter. At this epoch, in the very hour of triumph, when the last of
+the Caesars had glorified his station, and sealed his testimony by
+martyrdom, the fanatical Sultan, riding to his stirrups in blood, and
+wielding that iron mace which had been his sole weapon, as well as
+cognizance, through the battle, advanced to the column, round which the
+triple serpent roared spirally upwards. He smote the brazen talisman;
+he shattered one head; he left it mutilated as the record of his great
+revolution; but crush it, destroy it, he did not--as a symbol
+prefiguring the fortunes of Mahometanism, his people noticed, that in
+the critical hour of fate, which stamped the Sultan's acts with
+efficacy through ages, he had been prompted by his secret genius only
+to 'scotch the snake,' not to crush it. Afterwards the fatal hour was
+gone by; and this imperfect augury has since concurred traditionally
+with the Mahometan prophecies about the Adrianople gate of
+Constantinople, to depress the ultimate hopes of Islam in the midst of
+all its insolence. The very haughtiest of the Mussulmans believe that
+the gate is already in existence, through which the red Giaours (the
+_Russi_) shall pass to the conquest of Stamboul; and that
+everywhere, in Europe at least, the hat of Frangistan is destined to
+surmount the turban--the crescent must go down before the cross.
+
+
+
+
+COLERIDGE AND OPIUM-EATING.
+
+
+What is the deadest of things earthly? It is, says the world, ever
+forward and rash--'a door-nail!' But the world is wrong. There is a
+thing deader than a door-nail, viz., Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I. Dead,
+more dead, most dead, is Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I.; and this upon
+more arguments than one. The book has clearly not completed its
+elementary act of respiration; the _systole_ of Vol. I. is
+absolutely useless and lost without the _diastole_ of that Vol.
+II., which is never to exist. That is one argument, and perhaps this
+second argument is stronger. Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I., deals
+rashly, unjustly, and almost maliciously, with some of our own
+particular friends; and yet, until late in this summer, _Anno
+Domini_ 1844, we--that is, neither ourselves nor our friends--ever
+heard of its existence. Now a sloth, even without the benefit of Mr.
+Waterton's evidence to his character, will travel faster than that. But
+malice, which travels fastest of all things, must be dead and cold at
+starting, when it can thus have lingered in the rear for six years; and
+therefore, though the world was so far right, that people _do_
+say, 'Dead as a door-nail,' yet, henceforward, the weakest of these
+people will see the propriety of saying--'Dead as Gillman's Coleridge.'
+
+The reader of experience, on sliding over the surface of this opening
+paragraph, begins to think there's mischief singing in the upper air.
+'No, reader, not at all. We never were cooler in our days. And this we
+protest, that, were it not for the excellence of the subject,
+_Coleridge and Opium-Eating_, Mr. Gillman would have been dismissed
+by us unnoticed. Indeed, we not only forgive Mr. Gillman, but we
+have a kindness for him; and on this account, that he was good, he
+was generous, he was most forbearing, through twenty years, to poor
+Coleridge, when thrown upon his hospitality. An excellent thing
+_that_, Mr. Gillman, till, noticing the theme suggested by this
+unhappy Vol. I., we are forced at times to notice its author, Nor is
+this to be regretted. We remember a line of Horace never yet properly
+translated, viz:--
+
+ 'Nec scutica dignum horribili sectere flagello.'
+
+The true translation of which, as we assure the unlearned reader, is--
+'Nor must you pursue with the horrid knout of Christopher that man who
+merits only a switching.' Very true. We protest against all attempts to
+invoke the exterminating knout; for _that_ sends a man to the
+hospital for two months; but you see that the same judicious poet, who
+dissuades an appeal to the knout, indirectly recommends the switch,
+which, indeed, is rather pleasant than otherwise, amiably playful in
+some of its little caprices, and in its worst, suggesting only a
+pennyworth of diachylon.
+
+We begin by professing, with hearty sincerity, our fervent admiration
+of the extraordinary man who furnishes the theme for Mr. Gillman's
+_coup-d'essai_ in biography. He was, in a literary sense, our
+brother--for he also was amongst the contributors to _Blackwood_--
+and will, we presume, take his station in that Blackwood gallery of
+portraits, which, in a century hence, will possess more interest for
+intellectual Europe than any merely martial series of portraits, or any
+gallery of statesmen assembled in congress, except as regards one or
+two leaders; for defunct major-generals, and secondary diplomatists,
+when their date is past, awake no more emotion than last year's
+advertisements, or obsolete directories; whereas those who, in a stormy
+age, have swept the harps of passion, of genial wit, or of the
+wrestling and gladiatorial reason, become more interesting to men when
+they can no longer be seen as bodily agents, than even in the middle
+chorus of that intellectual music over which, living, they presided.
+
+Of this great camp Coleridge was a leader, and fought amongst the
+_primipili_; yet, comparatively, he is still unknown. Heavy,
+indeed, are the arrears still due to philosophic curiosity on the real
+merits, and on the separate merits, of Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
+Coleridge as a poet--Coleridge as a philosopher! How extensive are
+those questions, if those were all! and upon neither question have we
+yet any investigation--such as, by compass of views, by research, or
+even by earnestness of sympathy with the subject, can, or ought to
+satisfy, a philosophic demand. Blind is that man who can persuade
+himself that the interest in Coleridge, taken as a total object, is
+becoming an obsolete interest. We are of opinion that even Milton, now
+viewed from a distance of two centuries, is still inadequately judged
+or appreciated in his character of poet, of patriot and partisan, or,
+finally, in his character of accomplished scholar. But, if so, how much
+less can it be pretended that satisfaction has been rendered to the
+claims of Coleridge? for, upon Milton, libraries have been written.
+There has been time for the malice of men, for the jealousy of men, for
+the enthusiasm, the scepticism, the adoring admiration of men, to
+expand themselves! There has been room for a Bentley, for an Addison,
+for a Johnson, for a wicked Lauder, for an avenging Douglas, for an
+idolizing Chateaubriand; and yet, after all, little enough has been
+done towards any comprehensive estimate of the mighty being concerned.
+Piles of materials have been gathered to the ground; but, for the
+monument which should have risen from these materials, neither the
+first stone has been laid, nor has a qualified architect yet presented
+his credentials. On the other hand, upon Coleridge little,
+comparatively, has yet been written, whilst the separate characters on
+which the judgment is awaited, are more by one than those which Milton
+sustained. Coleridge, also, is a poet; Coleridge, also, was mixed up
+with the fervent politics of his age--an age how memorably reflecting
+the revolutionary agitations of Milton's age. Coleridge, also, was an
+extensive and brilliant scholar. Whatever might be the separate
+proportions of the two men in each particular department of the three
+here noticed, think as the reader will upon that point, sure we are
+that either subject is ample enough to make a strain upon the amplest
+faculties. How alarming, therefore, for any _honest_ critic, who
+should undertake this later subject of Coleridge, to recollect that,
+after pursuing him through a zodiac of splendors corresponding to those
+of Milton in kind, however different in degree--after weighing him as a
+poet, as a philosophic politician, as a scholar, he will have to wheel
+after him into another orbit, into the unfathomable _nimbus_ of
+transcendental metaphysics. Weigh him the critic must in the golden
+balance of philosophy the most abstruse--a balance which even itself
+requires weighing previously, or he will have done nothing that can be
+received for an estimate of the composite Coleridge. This astonishing
+man, be it again remembered, besides being an exquisite poet, a
+profound political speculator, a philosophic student of literature
+through all its chambers and recesses, was also a circumnavigator on
+the most pathless waters of scholasticism and metaphysics. He had
+sounded, without guiding charts, the secret deeps of Proclus and
+Plotinus; he had laid down buoys on the twilight, or moonlight, ocean
+of Jacob Boehmen; [Footnote: 'JACOB BOEHMEN.' We ourselves had the
+honor of presenting to Mr. Coleridge, Law's English version of Jacob--a
+set of huge quartos. Some months afterwards we saw this work lying
+open, and one volume at least overflowing, in parts, with the
+commentaries and the _corollaries_ of Coleridge. Whither has this
+work, and so many others swathed about with Coleridge's MS. notes,
+vanished from the world?] he had cruised over the broad Atlantic of
+Kant and Schelling, of Fichte and Oken. Where is the man who shall be
+equal to these things? We at least make no such adventurous effort; or,
+if ever we should presume to do so, not at present. Here we design only
+to make a coasting voyage of survey round the headlands and most
+conspicuous seamarks of our subject, as they are brought forward by Mr.
+Gillman, or collaterally suggested by our own reflections; and
+especially we wish to say a word or two on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+
+Naturally the first point to which we direct our attention, is the
+history and personal relations of Coleridge. Living with Mr. Gillman
+for nineteen years as a domesticated friend, Coleridge ought to have
+been known intimately. And it is reasonable to expect, from so much
+intercourse, some additions to our slender knowledge of Coleridge's
+adventures, (if we may use so coarse a word,) and of the secret springs
+at work in those early struggles of Coleridge at Cambridge, London,
+Bristol, which have been rudely told to the world, and repeatedly told,
+as showy romances, but never rationally explained.
+
+The anecdotes, however, which Mr. Gillman has added to the personal
+history of Coleridge, are as little advantageous to the effect of his
+own book as they are to the interest of the memorable character which
+he seeks to illustrate. Always they are told without grace, and
+generally are suspicious in their details. Mr. Gillman we believe to be
+too upright a man for countenancing any untruth. He has been deceived.
+For example, will any man believe this? A certain 'excellent
+equestrian' falling in with Coleridge on horseback, thus accosted him--
+'Pray, Sir, did you meet a tailor along the road?' '_A tailor_!'
+answered Coleridge; '_I did meet a person answering such a description,
+who told me he had dropped his goose; that if I rode a little further
+I should find it; and I guess he must have meant you._' In Joe Miller
+this story would read, perhaps, sufferably. Joe has a privilege; and
+we do not look too narrowly into the mouth of a Joe-Millerism. But
+Mr. Gillman, writing the life of a philosopher, and no jest-book, is
+under a different law of decorum. That retort, however, which silences
+the jester, it may seem, must be a good one. And we are desired to
+believe that, in this case, the baffled assailant rode off in a spirit
+of benign candor, saying aloud to himself, like the excellent
+philosopher that he evidently was, 'Caught a Tartar!'
+
+But another story of a sporting baronet, who was besides a Member of
+Parliament, is much worse, and altogether degrading to Coleridge. This
+gentleman, by way of showing off before a party of ladies, is
+represented as insulting Coleridge by putting questions to him on the
+qualities of his horse, so as to draw the animal's miserable defects
+into public notice, and then closing his display by demanding what he
+would take for the horse 'including the rider.' The supposed reply of
+Coleridge might seem good to those who understand nothing of true
+dignity; for, as an _impromptu_, it was smart and even caustic.
+The baronet, it seems, was reputed to have been bought by the minister;
+and the reader will at once divine that the retort took advantage of
+that current belief, so as to throw back the sarcasm, by proclaiming
+that neither horse nor rider had a price placarded in the market at
+which any man could become their purchaser. But this was not the temper
+in which Coleridge either did reply, or could have replied. Coleridge
+showed, in the _spirit_ of his manner, a profound sensibility to
+the nature of a gentleman; and he felt too justly what it became a
+self-respecting person to say, ever to have aped the sort of flashy
+fencing which might seem fine to a theatrical blood.
+
+Another story is self-refuted: 'A hired partisan' had come to one of
+Coleridge's political lectures with the express purpose of bringing the
+lecturer into trouble; and most preposterously he laid himself open to
+his own snare by refusing to pay for admission. Spies must be poor
+artists who proceed thus. Upon which Coleridge remarked--'That, before
+the gentleman kicked up a dust, surely he would down with the dust.' So
+far the story will not do. But what follows is possible enough. The
+_same_ 'hired' gentleman, by way of giving unity to the tale, is
+described as having hissed. Upon this a cry arose of 'Turn him out!'
+But Coleridge interfered to protect him; he insisted on the man's right
+to hiss if he thought fit; it was legal to hiss; it was natural to
+hiss; 'for what is to be expected, gentlemen, when the cool waters of
+reason come in contact with red-hot aristocracy, but a hiss?' _Euge!_
+
+Amongst all the anecdotes, however of this splendid man, often trivial,
+often incoherent, often unauthenticated, there is one which strikes us
+as both true and interesting; and we are grateful to Mr. Gillman for
+preserving it. We find it introduced, and partially authenticated, by
+the following sentence from Coleridge himself:--'From eight to fourteen
+I was a playless day-dreamer, a _helluo librorum_; my appetite for
+which was indulged by a singular incident. A stranger, who was struck
+by my conversation, made me free of a circulating library in King's
+Street, Cheapside.' The more circumstantial explanation of Mr. Gillman
+is this: `The incident indeed was singular. Going down the Strand, in
+one of his day-dreams, fancying himself swimming across the Hellespont,
+thrusting his hands before him as in the act of swimming, his hand came
+in contact with a gentleman's pocket. The gentleman seized his hand,
+turning round, and looking at him with some anger--"What! so young, and
+yet so wicked?" at the same time accused him of an attempt to pick his
+pocket. The frightened boy sobbed out his denial of the intention, and
+explained to him how he thought himself Leander swimming across the
+Hellespont. The gentleman was so struck and delighted with the novelty
+of the thing, and with the simplicity and intelligence of the boy, that
+he subscribed, as before stated, to the library; in consequence of
+which Coleridge was further enabled to indulge his love of reading.'
+
+We fear that this slovenly narrative is the very perfection of bad
+story-telling. But the story itself is striking, and, by the very
+oddness of the incidents, not likely to have been invented. The effect,
+from the position of the two parties--on the one side, a simple child
+from Devonshire, dreaming in the Strand that he was swimming over from
+Sestos to Abydos, and, on the other, the experienced man, dreaming only
+of this world, its knaves and its thieves, but still kind and generous
+--is beautiful and picturesque. _Oh! si sic omnia!_
+
+But the most interesting to us of the _personalities_ connected
+with Coleridge are his feuds and his personal dislikes.
+Incomprehensible to us is the war of extermination which Coleridge made
+upon the political economists. Did Sir James Steuart, in speaking of
+vine-dressers, (not _as_ vine-dressers, but generally as
+cultivators,) tell his readers, that, if such a man simply replaced his
+own consumption, having no surplus whatever or increment for the public
+capital, he could not be considered a useful citizen? Not the beast in
+the Revelation is held up by Coleridge as more hateful to the spirit of
+truth than the Jacobite baronet. And yet we know of an author--viz.,
+one S. T. Coleridge--who repeated that same doctrine without finding
+any evil in it. Look at the first part of the _Wallenstein_, where
+Count Isolani having said, 'Pooh! we are _all_ his subjects,'
+_i. e._, soldiers, (though unproductive laborers,) not less than
+productive peasants, the emperor's envoy replies--'Yet with a
+difference, general;' and the difference implies Sir James's scale, his
+vine-dresser being the equatorial case between the two extremes of the
+envoy. Malthus again, in his population-book, contends for a mathematic
+difference between animal and vegetable life, in respect to the law of
+increase, as though the first increased by geometrical ratios, the last
+by arithmetical! No proposition more worthy of laughter; since both,
+when permitted to expand, increase by geometrical ratios, and the
+latter by much higher ratios. Whereas, Malthus persuaded himself of his
+crotchet simply by refusing the requisite condition in the vegetable
+case, and granting it in the other. If you take a few grains of wheat,
+and are required to plant all successive generations of their produce
+in the same flower-pot for ever, of course you neutralize its expansion
+by your own act of arbitrary limitation. [Footnote: Malthus would have
+rejoined by saying--that the flowerpot limitation was the actual
+limitation of nature in our present circumstances. In America it is
+otherwise, he would say, but England is the very flowerpot you suppose;
+she is a flowerpot which cannot be multiplied, and cannot even be
+enlarged. Very well, so be it (which we say in order to waive
+irrelevant disputes). But then the true inference will be--not that
+vegetable increase proceeds under a different law from that which
+governs animal increase, but that, through an accident of position, the
+experiment cannot be tried in England. Surely the levers of Archimedes,
+with submission to Sir Edward B. Lytton, were not the less levers
+because he wanted the _locum standi_. It is proper, by the way,
+that we should inform the reader of this generation where to look for
+Coleridge's skirmishings with Malthus. They are to be found chiefly in
+the late Mr. William Hazlitt's work on that subject: a work which
+Coleridge so far claimed as to assert that it had been substantially
+made up from his own conversation.] But so you would do, if you tried
+the case of _animal_ increase by still exterminating all but one
+replacing couple of parents. This is not to try, but merely a pretence
+of trying, one order of powers against another. That was folly. But
+Coleridge combated this idea in a manner so obscure, that nobody
+understood it. And leaving these speculative conundrums, in coming to
+the great practical interests afloat in the Poor Laws, Coleridge did so
+little real work, that he left, as a _res integra_, to Dr. Alison,
+the capital argument that legal and _adequate_ provision for the
+poor, whether impotent poor or poor accidentally out of work, does not
+extend pauperism--no, but is the one great resource for putting it
+down. Dr. Alison's overwhelming and _experimental_ manifestations
+of that truth have prostrated Malthus and his generation for ever. This
+comes of not attending to the Latin maxim--'_Hoc_ age'--mind the
+object before you. Dr. Alison, a wise man, '_hoc_ egit:' Coleridge
+'_aliud_ egit.' And we see the result. In a case which suited him,
+by interesting his peculiar feeling, Coleridge could command
+
+ 'Attention full ten times as much as there needs.'
+
+But search documents, value evidence, or thresh out bushels of
+statistical tables, Coleridge could not, any more than he could ride
+with Elliot's dragoons.
+
+Another instance of Coleridge's inaptitude for such studies as
+political economy is found in his fancy, by no means 'rich and rare,'
+but meagre and trite, that taxes can never injure public prosperity by
+mere excess of quantity; if they injure, we are to conclude that it
+must be by their quality and mode of operation, or by their false
+appropriation, (as, for instance, if they are sent out of the country
+and spent abroad.) Because, says Coleridge, if the taxes are exhaled
+from the country as vapors, back they come in drenching showers. Twenty
+pounds ascend in a Scotch mist to the Chancellor of the Exchequer from
+Leeds; but does it evaporate? Not at all: By return of post down comes
+an order for twenty pounds' worth of Leeds cloth, on account of
+Government, seeing that the poor men of the ----th regiment want new
+gaiters. True; but of this return twenty pounds, not more than four
+will be profit, _i.e._, surplus accruing to the public capital;
+whereas, of the original twenty pounds, every shilling was surplus. The
+same unsound fancy has been many times brought forward; often in
+England, often in France. But it is curious, that its first appearance
+upon any stage was precisely two centuries ago, when as yet political
+economy slept with the pre-Adamites, viz., in the Long Parliament. In a
+quarto volume of the debates during 1644-45, printed as an independent
+work, will be found the same identical doctrine, supported very
+sonorously by the same little love of an illustration from the see-saw
+of mist and rain.
+
+Political economy was not Coleridge's forte. In politics he was
+happier. In mere personal politics, he (like every man when reviewed
+from a station distant by forty years) will often appear to have erred;
+nay, he will be detected and nailed in error. But this is the necessity
+of us all. Keen are the refutations of time. And absolute results to
+posterity are the fatal touchstone of opinions in the past. It is
+undeniable, besides, that Coleridge had strong personal antipathies,
+for instance, to Messrs. Pitt and Dundas. Yet _why_, we never
+could understand. We once heard him tell a story upon Windermere, to
+the late Mr. Curwen, then M. P. for Workington, which was meant,
+apparently, to account for this feeling. The story amounted to this;
+that, when a freshman at Cambridge, Mr. Pitt had wantonly amused
+himself at a dinner party in Trinity, in smashing with filberts
+(discharged in showers like grape-shot) a most costly dessert set of
+cut glass, from which Samuel Taylor Coleridge argued a principle of
+destructiveness in his _cerebellum_. Now, if this dessert set
+belonged to some poor suffering Trinitarian, and not to himself, we are
+of opinion that he was faulty, and ought, upon his own great subsequent
+maxim, to have been coerced into 'indemnity for the past, and security
+for the future.' But, besides that this glassy _mythus_ belongs to
+an aera fifteen years earlier than Coleridge's so as to justify a shadow
+of scepticism, we really cannot find, in such an _escapade_ under
+the boiling blood of youth, any sufficient justification of that
+withering malignity towards the name of Pitt, which runs through
+Coleridge's famous _Fire, Famine, and Slaughter_. As this little
+viperous _jeu-d'esprit_ (published anonymously) subsequently
+became the subject of a celebrated after-dinner discussion in London,
+at which Coleridge (_comme de raison_) was the chief speaker, the
+reader of this generation may wish to know the question at issue; and
+in order to judge of _that_, he must know the outline of this
+devil's squib. The writer brings upon the scene three pleasant young
+ladies, viz., Miss Fire, Miss Famine, and Miss Slaughter. 'What are you
+up to? What's the row?'--we may suppose to be the introductory question
+of the poet. And the answer of the ladies makes us aware that they are
+fresh from larking in Ireland, and in France. A glorious spree they
+had; lots of fun; and laughter _a discretion_. At all times
+_gratus puellae risus ab angulo_; so that we listen to their little
+gossip with interest. They had been setting men, it seems, by the ears;
+and the drollest little atrocities they do certainly report. Not but we
+have seen better in the Nenagh paper, so far as Ireland is concerned.
+But the pet little joke was in La Vendee. Miss Famine, who is the girl
+for our money, raises the question--whether any of them can tell the
+name of the leader and prompter to these high jinks of hell--if so, let
+her whisper it.
+
+ 'Whisper it, sister, so and so,
+ In a dark hint--distinct and low.'
+
+Upon which the playful Miss Slaughter replies:--
+
+ 'Letters _four_ do form his name.
+ * * * * *
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And I have drunk the blood since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+
+Good: but the sting of the hornet lies in the conclusion. If this
+quadriliteral man had done so much for _them_, (though really, we
+think, 6s. 8d. might have settled his claim,) what, says Fire, setting
+her arms a-kimbo, would they do for _him_? Slaughter replies,
+rather crustily, that, as far as a good kicking would go--or (says
+Famine) a little matter of tearing to pieces by the mob--they would be
+glad to take tickets at his benefit. 'How, you bitches!' says Fire, 'is
+that all?
+
+ 'I alone am faithful; I
+ _Cling to him everlastingly_.'
+
+The sentiment is diabolical. And the question argued at the London
+dinner-table was--Could the writer have been other than a devil? The
+dinner was at the late excellent Mr. Sotheby's, known advantageously in
+those days as the translator of Wieland's _Oberon_. Several of the
+great guns amongst the literary body were present; in particular, Sir
+Walter Scott; and he, we believe, with his usual good-nature, took the
+apologetic side of the dispute. In fact, he was in the secret. Nobody
+else, barring the author, knew at first whose good name was at stake.
+The scene must have been high. The company kicked about the poor
+diabolic writer's head as if it had been a tennis-ball. Coleridge, the
+yet unknown criminal, absolutely perspired and fumed in pleading for
+the defendant; the company demurred; the orator grew urgent; wits began
+to _smoke_ the case, as active verbs; the advocate to _smoke_, as a
+neuter verb; the 'fun grew fast and furious;' until at length
+_delinquent arose_, burning tears in his eyes, and confessed to an
+audience, (now bursting with stifled laughter, but whom he supposed to
+be bursting with fiery indignation,) 'Lo! I am he that wrote it.'
+
+For our own parts, we side with Coleridge. Malice is not always of the
+heart. There is a malice of the understanding and the fancy. Neither do
+we think the worse of a man for having invented the most horrible and
+old-woman-troubling curse that demons ever listened to. We are too apt
+to swear horribly ourselves; and often have we frightened the cat, to
+say nothing of the kettle, by our shocking [far too shocking!] oaths.
+
+There were other celebrated men whom Coleridge detested, or seemed to
+detest--Paley, Sir Sidney Smith, Lord Hutchinson, (the last Lord
+Donoughmore,) and Cuvier. To Paley it might seem as if his antipathy
+had been purely philosophic; but we believe that partly it was
+personal; and it tallies with this belief, that, in his earliest
+political tracts, Coleridge charged the archdeacon repeatedly with his
+own joke, as if it had been a serious saying, viz.--'That he could not
+afford to keep a conscience;' such luxuries, like a carriage, for
+instance, being obviously beyond the finances of poor men.
+
+With respect to the philosophic question between the parties, as to the
+grounds of moral election, we hope it is no treason to suggest that
+both were perhaps in error. Against Paley, it occurs at once that he
+himself would not have made consequences the _practical_ test in
+valuing the morality of an act, since these can very seldom be traced
+at all up to the final stages, and in the earliest stages are
+exceedingly different under different circumstances; so that the same
+act, tried by its consequences, would bear a fluctuating appreciation.
+This could not have been Paley's _revised_ meaning. Consequently,
+had he been pressed by opposition, it would have come out, that by
+_test_ he meant only _speculative_ test: a very harmless doctrine
+certainly, but useless and impertinent to any purpose of his system.
+The reader may catch our meaning in the following illustration.
+It is a matter of general belief, that happiness, upon the whole,
+follows in a higher degree from constant integrity, than from the
+closest attention to self-interest. Now happiness is one of those
+consequences which Paley meant by final or remotest. But we could never
+use this idea as an exponent of integrity, or interchangeable
+criterion, because happiness cannot be ascertained or appreciated
+except upon long tracts of time, whereas the particular act of
+integrity depends continually upon the election of the moment. No man,
+therefore, could venture to lay down as a rule, Do what makes you
+happy; use this as your test of actions, satisfied that in that case
+always you will do the thing which is right. For he cannot discern
+independently what _will_ make him happy; and he must decide on
+the spot. The use of the _nexus_ between morality and happiness
+must therefore be inverted; it is not practical or prospective, but
+simply retrospective; and in that form it says no more than the good
+old rules hallowed in every cottage. But this furnishes no practical
+guide for moral election which a man had not, before he ever thought of
+this _nexus_. In the sense in which it is true, we need not go to
+the professor's chair for this maxim; in the sense in which it would
+serve Paley, it is absolutely false.
+
+On the other hand, as against Coleridge, it is certain that many acts
+could be mentioned which are judged to be good or bad only because
+their consequences are known to be so, whilst the great catholic acts
+of life are entirely (and, if we may so phrase it, haughtily)
+independent of consequences. For instance, fidelity to a trust is a law
+of immutable morality subject to no casuistry whatever. You have been
+left executor to a friend--you are to pay over his last legacy to X,
+though a dissolute scoundrel; and you are to give no shilling of it to
+the poor brother of X, though a good man, and a wise man, struggling
+with adversity. You are absolutely excluded from all contemplation of
+results. It was your deceased friend's right to make the will; it is
+yours simply to see it executed. Now, in opposition to this primary
+class of actions stands another, such as the habit of intoxication,
+which are known to be wrong only by observing the consequences. If
+drunkenness did not terminate, after some years, in producing bodily
+weakness, irritability in the temper, and so forth, it would _not_
+be a vicious act. And accordingly, if a transcendent motive should
+arise in favor of drunkenness, as that it would enable you to face a
+degree of cold, or contagion, else menacing to life, a duty would
+arise, _pro hac vice_, of getting drunk. We had an amiable friend
+who suffered under the infirmity of cowardice; an awful coward he was
+when sober; but, when very drunk, he had courage enough for the Seven
+Champions of Christendom, Therefore, in an emergency, where he knew
+himself suddenly loaded with the responsibility of defending a family,
+we approved highly of his getting drunk. But to violate a trust could
+never become right under any change of circumstances. Coleridge,
+however, altogether overlooked this distinction: which, on the other
+hand, stirring in Paley's mind, but never brought out to distinct
+consciousness, nor ever investigated, nor limited, has undermined his
+system. Perhaps it is not very important how a man _theorizes_
+upon morality; happily for us all, God has left no man in such
+questions practically to the guidance of his understanding; but still,
+considering that academic bodies _are_ partly instituted for the
+support of speculative truth as well as truth practical, we must think
+it a blot upon the splendor of Oxford and Cambridge that both of them,
+in a Christian land, make Paley the foundation of their ethics; the
+alternative being Aristotle. And, in our mind, though far inferior as a
+moralist to the Stoics, Aristotle is often less of a pagan than Paley.
+
+Coleridge's dislike to Sir Sidney Smith and the Egyptian Lord
+Hutchinson fell under the category of Martial's case.
+
+ 'Non amo te, Sabidi, nec possum dicere quare,
+ Hoc solum novi--non amo te, Sabidi.'
+
+Against Lord Hutchinson, we never heard him plead anything of moment,
+except that he was finically Frenchified in his diction; of which he
+gave this instance--that having occasion to notice a brick wall, (which
+was literally _that_, not more and not less,) when reconnoitring
+the French defences, he called it a _revetement_. And we ourselves
+remember his using the French word _gloriole_ rather ostentatiously;
+that is, when no particular emphasis attached to the case. But every
+man has his foibles; and few, perhaps, are less conspicuously annoying
+than this of Lord Hutchinson's. Sir Sidney's crimes were less
+distinctly revealed to our mind. As to Cuvier, Coleridge's hatred of
+_him_ was more to our taste; for (though quite unreasonable, we fear)
+it took the shape of patriotism. He insisted on it, that our British
+John Hunter was the genuine article, and that Cuvier was a humbug. Now,
+speaking privately to the public, we cannot go quite so far as _that_.
+But, when publicly we address that most respectable character, _en
+grand costume_, we always mean to back Coleridge. For we are a horrible
+John Bull ourselves. As Joseph Hume observes, it makes no difference to
+us--right or wrong, black or white--when our countrymen are concerned.
+And John Hunter, notwithstanding he had a bee in his bonnet, [Footnote:
+_Vide_, in particular, for the most exquisite specimen of pigheadedness
+that the world can furnish, his perverse evidence on the once famous
+case at the Warwick assizes, of Captain Donelan for poisoning his
+brother-in-law, Sir Theodosius Boughton.] was really a great man;
+though it will not follow that Cuvier must, therefore, have been a
+little one. We do not pretend to be acquainted with the tenth part of
+Cuvier's performances; but we suspect that Coleridge's range in that
+respect was not much greater than our own.
+
+Other cases of monomaniac antipathy we might revive from our
+recollections of Coleridge, had we a sufficient motive. But in
+compensation, and by way of redressing the balance, he had many strange
+likings--equally monomaniac--and, unaccountably, he chose to exhibit
+his whimsical partialities by dressing up, as it were, in his own
+clothes, such a set of scarecrows as eye has not beheld. Heavens! what
+an ark of unclean beasts would have been Coleridge's private
+_menagerie_ of departed philosophers, could they all have been
+trotted out in succession! But did the reader feel them to be the awful
+bores which, in fact, they were? No; because Coleridge had blown upon
+these withered anatomies, through the blowpipe of his own creative
+genius, a stream of gas that swelled the tissue of their antediluvian
+wrinkles, forced color upon their cheeks, and splendor upon their
+sodden eyes. Such a process of ventriloquism never _has_ existed.
+He spoke by their organs. They were the tubes; and he forced through
+their wooden machinery his own Beethoven harmonies.
+
+First came Dr. Andrew Bell. We knew him. Was he dull? Is a wooden spoon
+dull? Fishy were his eyes; torpedinous was his manner; and his main
+idea, out of two which he really had, related to the moon--from which
+you infer, perhaps, that he was lunatic. By no means. It was no craze,
+under the influence of the moon, which possessed him; it was an idea of
+mere hostility to the moon. The Madras people, like many others, had an
+idea that she influenced the weather. Subsequently the Herschels,
+senior and junior, systematized this idea; and then the wrath of
+Andrew, previously in a crescent state, actually dilated to a
+plenilunar orb. The Westmoreland people (for at the lakes it was we
+knew him) expounded his condition to us by saying that he was
+'maffled;' which word means 'perplexed in the extreme.' His wrath did
+not pass into lunacy; it produced simple distraction; an uneasy
+fumbling with the idea; like that of an old superannuated dog who longs
+to worry, but cannot for want of teeth. In this condition you will
+judge that he was rather tedious. And in this condition Coleridge took
+him up. Andrew's other idea, because he _had_ two, related to
+education. Perhaps six-sevenths of that also came from Madras. No
+matter, Coleridge took _that_ up; Southey also; but Southey with
+his usual temperate fervor. Coleridge, on the other hand, found
+celestial marvels both in the scheme and in the man. Then commenced the
+apotheosis of Andrew Bell: and because it happened that his opponent,
+Lancaster, between ourselves, really _had_ stolen his ideas from
+Bell, what between the sad wickedness of Lancaster and the celestial
+transfiguration of Bell, gradually Coleridge heated himself to such an
+extent, that people, when referring to that subject, asked each other,
+'Have you heard Coleridge lecture on _Bel and the Dragon_?'
+
+The next man glorified by Coleridge was John Woolman, the Quaker. Him,
+though we once possessed his works, it cannot be truly affirmed that we
+ever read. Try to read John, we often did; but read John we did not.
+This, however, you say, might be our fault, and not John's. Very
+likely. And we have a notion that now, with our wiser thoughts, we
+_should_ read John, if he were here on this table. It is certain
+that he was a good man, and one of the earliest in America, if not in
+Christendom, who lifted up his hand to protest against the slave-trade.
+But still, we suspect, that had John been all that Coleridge
+represented, he would not have repelled us from reading his travels in
+the fearful way that he did. But, again, we beg pardon, and entreat the
+earth of Virginia to lie light upon the remains of John Woolman; for he
+was an Israelite, indeed, in whom there was no guile.
+
+The third person raised to divine honors by Coleridge was Bowyer, the
+master of Christ's Hospital, London--a man whose name rises into the
+nostrils of all who knew him with the gracious odor of a tallow-
+chandler's melting-house upon melting day, and whose memory is embalmed
+in the hearty detestation of all his pupils. Coleridge describes this
+man as a profound critic. Our idea of him is different. We are of
+opinion that Bowyer was the greatest villain of the eighteenth century.
+We may be wrong; but we cannot be _far_ wrong. Talk of knouting
+indeed! which we did at the beginning of this paper in the mere
+playfulness of our hearts--and which the great master of the knout,
+Christopher, who visited men's trespasses like the Eumenides, never
+resorted to but in love for some great idea which had been outraged;
+why, this man knouted his way through life, from bloody youth up to
+truculent old age. Grim idol! whose altars reeked with children's
+blood, and whose dreadful eyes never smiled except as the stern goddess
+of the Thugs smiles, when the sound of human lamentations inhabits her
+ears. So much had the monster fed upon this great idea of 'flogging,'
+and transmuted it into the very nutriment of his heart, that he seems
+to have conceived the gigantic project of flogging all mankind; nay
+worse, for Mr. Gillman, on Coleridge's authority, tells us (p. 24) the
+following anecdote:--'"_Sirrah, I'll flog you_," were words so
+familiar to him, that on one occasion some _female_ friend of one
+of the boys,' (who had come on an errand of intercession,) 'still
+lingering at the door, after having been abruptly told to go, Bowyer
+exclaimed--"Bring that woman here, and I'll flog her."'
+
+To this horrid incarnation of whips and scourges, Coleridge, in his
+_Biographia Literaria_, ascribes ideas upon criticism and taste,
+which every man will recognise as the intense peculiarities of
+Coleridge. Could these notions really have belonged to Bowyer, then how
+do we know but he wrote _The Ancient Mariner_? Yet, on consideration,
+no. For even Coleridge admitted that, spite of his fine theorizing upon
+composition, Mr. Bowyer did not prosper in the practice. Of which he
+gave us this illustration; and as it is supposed to be the only
+specimen of the Bowyeriana which now survives in this sublunary world,
+we are glad to extend its glory. It is the most curious example extant
+of the melodious in sound:--
+
+ ''Twas thou that smooth'd'st the rough-rugg'd bed of pain.'
+
+'Smooth'd'st!' Would the teeth of a crocodile not splinter under that
+word? It seems to us as if Mr. Bowyer's verses ought to be boiled
+before they can be read. And when he says, 'Twas thou, what is the
+wretch talking to? Can he be apostrophizing the knout? We very much
+fear it. If so, then, you see (reader!) that, even when incapacitated
+by illness from operating, he still adores the image of his holy
+scourge, and invokes it as alone able to smooth 'his rough-rugg'd bed.'
+Oh, thou infernal Bowyer! upon whom even Trollope (_History of
+Christ's Hospital_) charges 'a discipline _tinctured_ with more
+than due severity;'--can there be any partners found for thee in a
+quadrille, except Draco, the bloody lawgiver, Bishop Bonner, and Mrs.
+Brownrigg?
+
+The next pet was Sir Alexander Ball. Concerning Bowyer, Coleridge did
+not talk much, but chiefly wrote; concerning Bell, he did not write
+much, but chiefly talked. Concerning Ball, however, he both wrote and
+talked. It was in vain to muse upon any plan for having Ball
+blackballed, or for rebelling against Bell. Think of a man, who had
+fallen into one pit called Bell; secondly, falling into another pit
+called Ball. This was too much. We were obliged to quote poetry against
+them:--
+
+ 'Letters four do form his name;
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And the nightmare I have felt since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+
+Not that we insinuate any disrespect to Sir Alexander Ball. He was
+about the foremost, we believe, in all good qualities, amongst Nelson's
+admirable captains at the Nile. He commanded a seventy-four most
+effectually in that battle; he governed Malta as well as Sancho
+governed Barataria; and he was a true practical philosopher--as,
+indeed, was Sancho. But still, by all that we could ever learn, Sir
+Alexander had no taste for the abstract upon any subject; and would
+have read, as mere delirious wanderings, those philosophic opinions
+which Coleridge fastened like wings upon his respectable, but
+astounded, shoulders.
+
+We really beg pardon for having laughed a little at these crazes of
+Coleridge. But laugh we did, of mere necessity, in those days, at Bell
+and Ball, whenever we did not groan. And, as the same precise
+alternative offered itself now, viz., that, in recalling the case, we
+must reverberate either the groaning or the laughter, we presumed the
+reader would vote for the last. Coleridge, we are well convinced, owed
+all these wandering and exaggerated estimates of men--these diseased
+impulses, that, like the _mirage_, showed lakes and fountains
+where in reality there were only arid deserts, to the derangements
+worked by opium. But now, for the sake of change, let us pass to
+another topic. Suppose we say a word or two on Coleridge's
+accomplishments as a scholar. We are not going to enter on so large a
+field as that of his scholarship in connection with his philosophic
+labors, scholarship in the result; not this, but scholarship in the
+means and machinery, range of _verbal_ scholarship, is what we
+propose for a moment's review.
+
+For instance, what sort of a German scholar was Coleridge? We dare say
+that, because in his version of the _Wallenstein_ there are some
+inaccuracies, those who may have noticed them will hold him cheap in
+this particular pretension. But, to a certain degree, they will be
+wrong. Coleridge was not _very_ accurate in anything but in the
+use of logic. All his philological attainments were imperfect. He did
+not talk German; or so obscurely--and, if he attempted to speak fast,
+so erroneously--that in his second sentence, when conversing with a
+German lady of rank, he contrived to assure her that in his humble
+opinion she was a ----. Hard it is to fill up the hiatus decorously;
+but, in fact, the word very coarsely expressed that she was no better
+than she should be. Which reminds us of a parallel misadventure to a
+German, whose colloquial English had been equally neglected. Having
+obtained an interview with an English lady, he opened his business
+(whatever it might be) thus--'High-born madam, since your husband have
+kicked de bucket'----'Sir!' interrupted the lady, astonished and
+displeased. 'Oh, pardon!--nine, ten thousand pardon! Now, I make new
+beginning--quite oder beginning. Madam, since your husband have cut his
+stick'----It may be supposed that this did not mend matters; and,
+reading that in the lady's countenance, the German drew out an octavo
+dictionary, and said, perspiring with shame at having a second time
+missed fire,--'Madam, since your husband have gone to kingdom come'----
+This he said beseechingly; but the lady was past propitiation by this
+time, and rapidly moved towards the door. Things had now reached a
+crisis; and, if something were not done quickly, the game was up. Now,
+therefore, taking a last hurried look at his dictionary, the German
+flew after the lady, crying out in a voice of despair--'Madam, since
+your husband, your most respected husband, have hopped de twig'----This
+was his sheet-anchor; and, as this also _came home_, of course the
+poor man was totally wrecked. It turned out that the dictionary he had
+used (Arnold's, we think,)--a work of a hundred years back, and, from
+mere ignorance, giving slang translations from Tom Brown, L'Estrange,
+and other jocular writers--had put down the verb _sterben (to
+die)_ with the following worshipful series of equivalents--1. To
+kick the bucket; 2. To cut one's stick; 3. To go to kingdom come; 4. To
+hop the twig.
+
+But, though Coleridge did not pretend to any fluent command of
+conversational German, he read it with great ease. His knowledge of
+German literature was, indeed, too much limited by his rare
+opportunities for commanding anything like a well-mounted library. And
+particularly it surprised us that Coleridge knew little or nothing of
+John Paul (Richter). But his acquaintance with the German philosophic
+masters was extensive. And his valuation of many individual German
+words or phrases was delicate and sometimes profound.
+
+As a Grecian, Coleridge must be estimated with a reference to the state
+and standard of Greek literature at that time and in this country.
+Porson had not yet raised our ideal. The earliest laurels of Coleridge
+were gathered, however, in that field. Yet no man will, at this day,
+pretend that the Greek of his prize ode is sufferable. Neither did
+Coleridge ever become an accurate Grecian in later times, when better
+models of scholarship, and better aids to scholarship, had begun to
+multiply. But still we must assert this point of superiority for
+Coleridge, that, whilst he never was what may be called a well-mounted
+scholar in any department of verbal scholarship, he yet displayed
+sometimes a brilliancy of conjectural sagacity, and a felicity of
+philosophic investigation, even in this path, such as better scholars
+do not often attain, and of a kind which cannot be learned from books.
+But, as respects his accuracy, again we must recall to the reader the
+state of Greek literature in England during Coleridge's youth; and, in
+all equity, as a means of placing Coleridge in the balances,
+specifically we must recall the state of Greek metrical composition at
+that period.
+
+To measure the condition of Greek literature even in Cambridge, about
+the initial period of Coleridge, we need only look back to the several
+translations of Gray's _Elegy_ by three (if not four) of the
+reverend gentlemen at that time attached to Eton College. Mathias, no
+very great scholar himself in this particular field, made himself
+merry, in his _Pursuits of Literature_, with these Eton translations.
+In that he was right. But he was _not_ right in praising a contemporary
+translation by Cook, who (we believe) was the immediate predecessor of
+Porson in the Greek chair. As a specimen of this translation,
+[Footnote: It was printed at the end of Aristotle's _Poetics_, which
+Dr. Cook edited.] we cite one stanza; and we cannot be supposed to
+select unfairly, because it is the stanza which Mathias praises in
+extravagant terms. "Here," says he, "Gray, Cook, and Nature, do seem to
+contend for the mastery." The English quatrain must be familiar to
+every body:--
+
+ "The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow'r,
+ And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave,
+ Await alike the inevitable hour:
+ The paths of glory lead but to the grave."
+
+And the following, we believe, though quoting from a thirty-three
+years' recollection of it, is the exact Greek version of Cook:--
+
+ 'A charis eugenon, charis a basilaeidos achas
+ Lora tuchaes chryseaes, Aphroditaes kala ta dora,
+ Paith ama tauta tethiake, kai eiden morsimon amar
+ Proon kle olole, kai ocheto xunon es Adaen.'
+
+Now really these verses, by force of a little mosaic tesselation from
+genuine Greek sources, pass fluently over the tongue; but can they be
+considered other than a _cento_? Swarms of English schoolboys, at
+this day, would not feel very proud to adopt them. In fact, we remember
+(at a period say twelve years later than this) some iambic verses,
+which were really composed by a boy, viz., a son of Dr. Prettyman,
+(afterwards Tomline,) Bishop of Winchester, and, in earlier times,
+private tutor to Mr. Pitt; they were published by Middleton, first
+Bishop of Calcutta, in the preface to his work on the Greek article;
+and for racy idiomatic Greek, self-originated, and not a mere mocking-
+bird's iteration of alien notes, are so much superior to all the
+attempts of these sexagenarian doctors, as distinctly to mark the
+growth of a new era and a new generation in this difficult
+accomplishment, within the first decennium of this century. It is
+singular that only one blemish is suggested by any of the contemporary
+critics in Dr. Cook's verses, viz., in the word _xunon_, for which
+this critic proposes to substitute _ooinon_, to prevent, as he
+observes, the last syllable of _ocheto_ from being lengthened by
+the _x_. Such considerations as these are necessary to the
+_trutinae castigatio_, before we can value Coleridge's place on the
+scale of his own day; which day, _quoad hoc_, be it remembered,
+was 1790.
+
+As to French, Coleridge read it with too little freedom to find
+pleasure in French literature. Accordingly, we never recollect his
+referring for any purpose, either of argument or illustration, to a
+French classic. Latin, from his regular scholastic training, naturally
+he read with a scholar's fluency; and indeed, he read constantly in
+authors, such as Petrarch, Erasmus, Calvin, &c., whom he could not then
+have found in translations. But Coleridge had not cultivated an
+acquaintance with the delicacies of classic Latinity. And it is
+remarkable that Wordsworth, educated most negligently at Hawkshead
+school, subsequently by reading the lyric poetry of Horace, simply for
+his own delight as a student of composition, made himself a master of
+Latinity in its most difficult form; whilst Coleridge, trained
+regularly in a great Southern school, never carried his Latin to any
+classical polish.
+
+There is another accomplishment of Coleridge's, less broadly open to
+the judgment of this generation, and not at all of the next--viz., his
+splendid art of conversation, on which it will be interesting to say a
+word. Ten years ago, when the music of this rare performance had not
+yet ceased to vibrate in men's ears, what a sensation was gathering
+amongst the educated classes on this particular subject! What a tumult
+of anxiety prevailed to 'hear Mr. Coleridge'--or even to talk with a
+man who _had_ heard him! Had he lived till this day, not Paganini
+would have been so much sought after. That sensation is now decaying;
+because a new generation has emerged during the ten years since his
+death. But many still remain whose sympathy (whether of curiosity in
+those who did _not_ know him, or of admiration in those who
+_did_) still reflects as in a mirror the great stir upon this
+subject which then was moving in the world. To these, if they should
+inquire for the great distinguishing principle of Coleridge's
+conversation, we might say that it was the power of vast combination
+'in linked sweetness long drawn out.' He gathered into focal
+concentration the largest body of objects, _apparently_ disconnected,
+that any man ever yet, by any magic, could assemble, or, _having_
+assembled, could manage. His great fault was, that, by not opening
+sufficient spaces for reply or suggestion, or collateral notice, he not
+only narrowed his own field, but he grievously injured the final
+impression. For when men's minds are purely passive, when they are not
+allowed to re-act, then it is that they collapse most, and that their
+sense of what is said must ever be feeblest. Doubtless there must have
+been great conversational masters elsewhere, and at many periods; but
+in this lay Coleridge's characteristic advantage, that he was a great
+natural power, and also a great artist. He was a power in the art, and
+he carried a new art into the power.
+
+But now, finally--having left ourselves little room for more--one or
+two words on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+
+We have not often read a sentence falling from a wise man with
+astonishment so profound, as that particular one in a letter of
+Coleridge's to Mr. Gillman, which speaks of the effort to wean one's-
+self from opium as a trivial task. There are, we believe, several such
+passages. But we refer to that one in particular which assumes that a
+single 'week' will suffice for the whole process of so mighty a
+revolution. Is indeed leviathan _so_ tamed? In that case the
+quarantine of the opium-eater might be finished within Coleridge's
+time, and with Coleridge's romantic ease. But mark the contradictions
+of this extraordinary man. Not long ago we were domesticated with a
+venerable rustic, strong-headed, but incurably obstinate in his
+prejudices, who treated the whole body of medical men as ignorant
+pretenders, knowing absolutely nothing of the system which they
+professed to superintend. This, you will remark, is no very singular
+case. No; nor, as we believe, is the antagonist case of ascribing to
+such men magical powers. Nor, what is worse still, the co-existence of
+both cases in the same mind, as in fact happened here. For this same
+obstinate friend of ours, who treated all medical pretensions as the
+mere jest of the universe, every 'third day was exacting from his own
+medical attendants some exquisite _tour-de-force_, as that they
+should know or should do something, which, if they _had_ known or
+done, all men would have suspected them reasonably of magic. He rated
+the whole medical body as infants; and yet what he exacted from them
+every third day as a matter of course, virtually presumed them to be
+the only giants within the whole range of science. Parallel and equal
+is the contradiction of Coleridge. He speaks of opium excess, his own
+excess, we mean--the excess of twenty-five years--as a thing to be laid
+aside easily and for ever within seven days; and yet, on the other
+hand, he describes it pathetically, sometimes with a frantic pathos, as
+the scourge, the curse, the one almighty blight which had desolated his
+life.
+
+This shocking contradiction we need not press. All readers will see
+_that_. But some will ask--Was Mr. Coleridge right in either view?
+Being so atrociously wrong in the first notion, (viz., that the opium
+of twenty-five years was a thing easily to be forsworn,) where a child
+could know that he was wrong, was he even altogether right, secondly,
+in believing that his own life, root and branch, had been withered by
+opium? For it will not follow, because, with a relation to happiness
+and tranquillity, a man may have found opium his curse, that therefore,
+as a creature of energies and great purposes, he must have been the
+wreck which he seems to suppose. Opium gives and takes away. It defeats
+the _steady_ habit of exertion, but it creates spasms of irregular
+exertion; it ruins the natural power of life, but it develops
+preternatural paroxysms of intermitting power. Let us ask of any man
+who holds that not Coleridge himself but the world, as interested in
+Coleridge's usefulness, has suffered by his addiction to opium; whether
+he is aware of the way in which opium affected Coleridge; and secondly,
+whether he is aware of the actual contributions to literature--how
+large they were--which Coleridge made _in spite_ of opium. All who
+were intimate with Coleridge must remember the fits of genial animation
+which were created continually in his manner and in his buoyancy of
+thought by a recent or by an _extra_ dose of the omnipotent drug.
+A lady, who knew nothing experimentally of opium, once told us, that
+she 'could tell when Mr. Coleridge had taken too much opium by his
+shining countenance.' She was right; we know that mark of opium
+excesses well, and the cause of it; or at least we believe the cause to
+lie in the quickening of the insensible perspiration which accumulates
+and glistens on the face. Be that as it may, a criterion it was that
+could not deceive us as to the condition of Coleridge. And uniformly in
+that condition he made his most effective intellectual displays. It is
+true that he might not be happy under this fiery animation, and we
+fully believe that he was not. Nobody is happy under laudanum except
+for a very short term of years. But in what way did that operate upon
+his exertions as a writer? We are of opinion that it killed Coleridge
+as a poet. 'The harp of Quantock' was silenced for ever by the torment
+of opium. But proportionably it roused and stung by misery his
+metaphysical instincts into more spasmodic life. Poetry can flourish
+only in the atmosphere of happiness. But subtle and perplexed
+investigations of difficult problems are amongst the commonest
+resources for beguiling the sense of misery. And for this we have the
+direct authority of Coleridge himself speculating on his own case. In
+the beautiful though unequal ode entitled _Dejection_, stanza six,
+occurs the following passage:
+
+ 'For not to think of what I needs must feel,
+ But to be still and patient all I can;
+ _And haply by abstruse research to steal
+ From my own nature all the natural man_--
+ This was my sole resource, my only plan;
+ Till that, which suits a part, infects the whole,
+ And now is almost grown the habit of my soul.'
+
+Considering the exquisite quality of some poems which Coleridge has
+composed, nobody can grieve (or _has_ grieved) more than ourselves, at
+seeing so beautiful a fountain choked up with weeds. But had Coleridge
+been a happier man, it is our fixed belief that we should have had far
+less of his philosophy, and perhaps, but not certainly, might have had
+more of his general literature. In the estimate of the public,
+doubtless, _that_ will seem a bad exchange. Every man to his taste.
+Meantime, what we wish to show is, that the loss was not absolute, but
+ merely relative.
+
+It is urged, however, that, even on his philosophic speculations, opium
+operated unfavorably in one respect, by often causing him to leave them
+unfinished. This is true. Whenever Coleridge (being highly charged, or
+saturated, with opium) had written with distempered vigor upon any
+question, there occurred soon after a recoil of intense disgust, not
+from his own paper only, but even from the subject. All opium-eaters
+are tainted with the infirmity of leaving works unfinished, and
+suffering reactions of disgust. But Coleridge taxed himself with that
+infirmity in verse before he could at all have commenced opium-eating.
+Besides, it is too much assumed by Coleridge and by his biographer,
+that to leave off opium was of course to regain juvenile health. But
+all opium-eaters make the mistake of supposing every pain or irritation
+which they suffer to be the product of opium. Whereas a wise man will
+say, suppose you _do_ leave off opium, that will not deliver you
+from the load of years (say sixty-three) which you carry on your back.
+Charles Lamb, another man of true genius, and another head belonging to
+the Blackwood Gallery, made that mistake in his _Confessions of a
+Drunkard_. 'I looked back,' says he, 'to the time when always, on
+waking in the morning, I had a song rising to my lips.' At present, it
+seems, being a drunkard, he has no such song. Ay, dear Lamb, but note
+this, that the drunkard was fifty-six years old, the songster was
+twenty-three. Take twenty-three from fifty-six, and we have some reason
+to believe that thirty-three will remain; which period of thirty-three
+years is a pretty good reason for not singing in the morning, even if
+brandy has been out of the question.
+
+It is singular, as respects Coleridge, that Mr. Gillman never says one
+word upon the event of the great Highgate experiment for leaving off
+laudanum, though Coleridge came to Mr. Gillman's for no other purpose;
+and in a week, this vast creation of new earth, sea, and all that in
+them is, was to have been accomplished. We _rayther_ think, as
+Bayley junior observes, that the explosion must have hung fire. But
+_that_ is a trifle. We have another pleasing hypothesis on the
+subject. Mr. Wordsworth, in his exquisite lines written on a fly-leaf
+of his own _Castle of Indolence_, having described Coleridge as 'a
+noticeable man with large grey eyes,' goes on to say, 'He' (viz.,
+Coleridge) 'did that other man entice' to view his imagery. Now we are
+sadly afraid that 'the noticeable man with large grey eyes' did entice
+'that other man,' viz., Gillman, to commence opium-eating. This is
+droll; and it makes us laugh horribly. Gillman should have reformed
+_him_; and lo! _he_ corrupts Gillman. S. T. Coleridge visited
+Highgate by way of being converted from the heresy of opium; and the
+issue is--that, in two months' time, various grave men, amongst whom
+our friend Gillman marches first in great pomp, are found to have faces
+shining and glorious as that of AEsculapius; a fact of which we have
+already explained the secret meaning. And scandal says (but then what
+will not scandal say?) that a hogshead of opium goes up daily through
+Highgate tunnel. Surely one corroboration of our hypothesis may be
+found in the fact, that Vol. I. of Gillman's Coleridge is for ever to
+stand unpropped by Vol. II. For we have already observed, that opium-
+eaters, though good fellows upon the whole, never finish anything.
+
+What then? A man has a right never to finish anything. Certainly he
+has; and by Magna Charta. But he has no right, by Magna Charta or by
+Parva Charta, to slander decent men, like ourselves and our friend the
+author of the _Opium Confessions_. Here it is that our complaint
+arises against Mr. Gillman. If he has taken to opium-eating, can we
+help _that_? If _his_ face shines, must our faces be blackened? He has
+very improperly published some intemperate passages from Coleridge's
+letters, which ought to have been considered confidential, unless
+Coleridge had left them for publication, charging upon the author of
+the _Opium Confessions_ a reckless disregard of the temptations which,
+in that work, he was scattering abroad amongst men. Now this author is
+connected with ourselves, and we cannot neglect his defence, unless in
+the case that he undertakes it himself.
+
+We complain, also, that Coleridge raises (and is backed by Mr. Gillman
+in raising) a distinction perfectly perplexing to us, between himself
+and the author of the _Opium Confessions_ upon the question--Why
+they severally began the practice of opium-eating? In himself, it
+seems, this motive was to relieve pain, whereas the Confessor was
+surreptitiously seeking for pleasure. Ay, indeed--where did he learn
+_that_? We have no copy of the _Confessions_ here, so we cannot quote
+chapter and verse; but we distinctly remember, that toothache is
+recorded in that book as the particular occasion which first introduced
+the author to the knowledge of opium. Whether afterwards, having been
+thus initiated by the demon of pain, the opium confessor did not apply
+powers thus discovered to purposes of mere pleasure, is a question for
+himself; and the same question applies with the same cogency to
+Coleridge. Coleridge began in rheumatic pains. What then? This is no
+proof that he did not end in voluptuousness. For our parts, we are slow
+to believe that ever any man did, or could, learn the somewhat awful
+truth, that in a certain ruby-colored elixir, there lurked a divine
+power to chase away the genius of ennui, without subsequently abusing
+this power. To taste but once from the tree of knowledge, is fatal to
+the subsequent power of abstinence. True it is, that generations have
+used laudanum as an anodyne, (for instance, hospital patients,) who
+have not afterwards courted its powers as a voluptuous stimulant; but
+that, be sure, has arisen from no abstinence in _them_. There are, in
+fact, two classes of temperaments as to this terrific drug--those which
+are, and those which are not, preconformed to its power; those which
+genially expand to its temptations, and those which frostily exclude
+them. Not in the energies of the will, but in the qualities of the
+nervous organization, lies the dread arbitration of--Fall or stand:
+doomed thou art to yield; or, strengthened constitutionally, to resist.
+Most of those who have but a low sense of the spells lying couchant in
+opium, have practically none at all. For the initial fascination is for
+_them_ effectually defeated by the sickness which nature has associated
+with the first stages of opium-eating. But to that other class, whose
+nervous sensibilities vibrate to their profoundest depths under the
+first touch of the angelic poison, even as a lover's ear thrills on
+hearing unexpectedly the voice of her whom he loves, opium is the
+Amreeta cup of beatitude. You know the _Paradise Lost_? and you
+remember, from the eleventh book, in its earlier part, that laudanum
+already existed in Eden--nay, that it was used medicinally by an
+archangel; for, after Michael had 'purged with euphrasy and rue' the
+eyes of Adam, lest he should be unequal to the mere _sight_ of the
+great visions about to unfold their draperies before him, next he
+fortifies his fleshly spirits against the _affliction_ of these
+visions, of which visions the first was death. And how?
+
+ 'He from the well of life three drops instill'd.'
+
+What was their operation?
+
+ 'So deep the power of these ingredients pierced,
+ _Even to the inmost seat of mental sight_,
+ That Adam, now enforced to close his eyes,
+ Sank down, and all his spirits became entranced.
+ But him the gentle angel by the hand
+ Soon raised'----
+
+The second of these lines it is which betrays the presence of laudanum.
+It is in the faculty of mental vision, it is in the increased power of
+dealing with the shadowy and the dark, that the characteristic virtue
+of opium lies. Now, in the original higher sensibility is found some
+palliation for the _practice_ of opium-eating; in the greater
+temptation is a greater excuse. And in this faculty of self-revelation
+is found some palliation for _reporting_ the case to the world,
+which both Coleridge and his biographer have overlooked.
+
+
+
+
+TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT.
+
+
+The most remarkable instance of a combined movement in society, which
+history, perhaps, will be summoned to notice, is that which, in our own
+days, has applied itself to the abatement of intemperance. Naturally,
+or by any _direct_ process, the machinery set in motion would seem
+irrelevant to the object: if one hundred men unite to elevate the
+standard of temperance, they can do this with effect only by
+improvements in their own separate cases: each individual, for such an
+effort of self-conquest, can draw upon no resources but his own. One
+member in a combination of one hundred, when running a race, can hope
+for no cooperation from his ninety-nine associates. And yet, by a
+secondary action, such combinations are found eminently successful.
+Having obtained from every confederate a pledge, in some shape or
+other, that he will give them his support, thenceforwards they bring
+the passions of shame and self-esteem to bear upon each member's
+personal perseverance. Not only they keep alive and continually refresh
+in his thoughts the general purpose, which else might fade; but they
+also point the action of public contempt and of self-contempt at any
+defaulter much more potently, and with more acknowledged right to do
+so, when they use this influence under a license, volunteered, and
+signed, and sealed, by the man's own hand. They first conciliate his
+countenance through his intellectual perceptions of what is right; and
+next they sustain it through his conscience, (the strongest of his
+internal forces,) and even through the weakest of his human
+sensibilities. That revolution, therefore, which no combination of men
+can further by abating the original impulse of temptations, they often
+accomplish happily by maturing the secondary energies of resistance.
+
+Already in their earliest stage, these temperance movements had
+obtained, both at home and abroad, a _national_ range of grandeur.
+More than ten years ago, when M. de Tocqueville was resident in the
+United States, the principal American society counted two hundred and
+seventy thousand members: and in one single state (Pennsylvania) the
+annual diminution in the use of spirits had very soon reached half a
+million of gallons. Now a machinery must be so far good which
+accomplishes its end: the means are meritorious for so much as they
+effect. Even to strengthen a feeble resolution by the aid of other
+infirmities, such as shame or the very servility and cowardice of
+deference to public opinion, becomes prudent and laudable in the
+service of so great a cause. Nay, sometimes to make public profession
+of self-distrust by assuming the coercion of public pledges, may become
+an expression of frank courage, or even of noble principle, not fearing
+the shame of confession when it can aid the powers of victorious
+resistance. Yet still, so far as it is possible, every man sighs for a
+still higher victory over himself: a victory not tainted by bribes, and
+won from no impulses but those inspired by his own higher nature, and
+his own mysterious force of will; powers that in no man were fully
+developed.
+
+This being so, it is well that from time to time every man should throw
+out any hints that have occurred to his experience,--suggesting such as
+may be new, renewing such as may be old, towards the encouragement or
+the information of persons engaged in so great a struggle. My own
+experience had never travelled in that course which could much instruct
+me in the miseries from wine, or in the resources for struggling with
+it. I had repeatedly been obliged indeed to lay it aside altogether;
+but in this I never found room for more than seven or ten days'
+struggle: excesses I had never practised in the use of wine; simply the
+habit of using it, and the collateral habits formed by excessive use of
+opium, had produced any difficulty at all in resigning it even on an
+hour's notice. From opium I derive my right of offering hints at all
+upon the subjects of abstinence in other forms. But the modes of
+suffering from the evil, and the separate modes of suffering from the
+effort of self-conquest, together with errors of judgment incident to
+such states of transitional torment, are all nearly allied, practically
+analogous as regards the remedies, even if characteristically
+distinguished to the inner consciousness. I make no scruple, therefore,
+of speaking as from a station of high experience and of most watchful
+attention, which never remitted even under sufferings that were at
+times absolutely frantic.
+
+I. The first hint is one that has been often offered; viz., the
+diminution of the particular liquor used, by the introduction into each
+glass of some inert substance, ascertained in bulk, and equally
+increasing in amount from day to day. But this plan has often been
+intercepted by an accident: shot, or sometimes bullets, were the
+substances nearest at hand; an objection arose from too scrupulous a
+caution of chemistry as to the action upon lead of the vinous acid. Yet
+all objection of this kind might be removed at once, by using beads in
+a case where small decrements were wanted, and marbles, if it were
+thought advisable to use larger. Once for all, however, in cases deeply
+rooted, no advances ought ever to be made but by small stages: for the
+effect, which is insensible at first, by the tenth, twelfth, or
+fifteenth day, generally accumulates unendurably under any bolder
+deductions. I must not stop to illustrate this point; but certain it
+is, that by an error of this nature at the outset, most natural to
+human impatience under exquisite suffering, too generally the trial is
+abruptly brought to an end through the crisis of a passionate relapse.
+
+II. Another object, and one to which the gladiator matched in single
+duel with intemperance, must direct a religious vigilance, is the
+_digestibility_ of his food: it must be digestible not only by its
+original qualities, but also by its culinary preparation. In this last
+point we are all of us Manichaeans: all of us yield a cordial assent to
+that Manichaean proverb, which refers the meats and the cooks of this
+world to two opposite fountains of light and of darkness. Oromasdes it
+is, or the good principle, that sends the food; Ahrimanes, or the evil
+principle, that everywhere sends the cooks. Man has been repeatedly
+described or even defined, as by differential privilege of his nature,
+'A cooking animal.' Brutes, it is said, have faces,--man only has a
+countenance; brutes are as well able to eat as man,--man only is able
+to cook what he eats. Such are the romances of self-flattery. I, on the
+contrary, maintain, that six thousand years have not availed, in this
+point, to raise our race generally to the level of ingenious savages.
+The natives of the Society and the Friendly Isles, or of New Zealand,
+and other favored spots, had, and still have, an _art_ of cookery,
+though very limited in its range: the French [Footnote: But judge not,
+reader, of French skill by the attempts of fourth-rate artists; and
+understand me to speak with respect of this skill, not as it is the
+tool of luxury, but as it is the handmaid of health.] have an art, and
+more extensive; but we English are about upon a level (as regards this
+science) with the ape, to whom an instinct whispers that chestnuts may
+be roasted; or with the aboriginal Chinese of Charles Lamb's story, to
+whom the experience of many centuries had revealed thus much, viz.,
+that a dish very much beyond the raw flesh of their ancestors, might be
+had by burning down the family mansion, and thus roasting the pig-stye.
+Rudest of barbarous devices is English cookery, and not much in advance
+of this primitive Chinese step; a fact which it would not be worth
+while to lament, were it not for the sake of the poor trembling
+deserter from the banners of intoxication, who is thus, and by no other
+cause, so often thrown back beneath the yoke which he had abjured. Past
+counting are the victims of alcohol, that, having by vast efforts
+emancipated themselves for a season, are violently forced into
+relapsing by the nervous irritations of demoniac cookery. Unhappily for
+_them_, the horrors of indigestion are relieved for the moment,
+however ultimately strengthened, by strong liquors; the relief is
+immediate, and cannot fail to be perceived; but the aggravation, being
+removed to a distance, is not always referred to its proper cause. This
+is the capital rock and stumbling-block in the path of him who is
+hurrying back to the camps of temperance; and many a reader is likely
+to misapprehend the case through the habit he has acquired of supposing
+indigestion to lurk chiefly amongst _luxurious_ dishes. But, on
+the contrary, it is amongst the plainest, simplest, and commonest
+dishes that such misery lurks, in England. Let us glance at three
+articles of diet, beyond all comparison of most ordinary occurrence,
+viz., potatoes, bread, and butcher's meat. The art of preparing
+potatoes for _human_ use is utterly unknown, except in certain
+provinces of our empire, and amongst certain sections of the laboring
+class. In our great cities,--London, Edinburgh, &c.--the sort of things
+which you see offered at table under the name and reputation of
+potatoes, are such that, if you could suppose the company to be
+composed of Centaurs and Lapithae, or any other quarrelsome people, it
+would become necessary for the police to interfere. The potato of
+cities is a very dangerous missile; and, if thrown with an accurate aim
+by an angry hand, will fracture any known skull. In volume and
+consistency, it is very like a paving-stone; only that, I should say,
+the paving-stone had the advantage in point of tenderness. And upon
+this horrid basis, which youthful ostriches would repent of swallowing,
+the trembling, palpitating invalid, fresh from the scourging of
+alcohol, is requested to build the superstructure of his dinner. The
+proverb says, that three flittings are as bad as a fire; and on that
+model I conceive that three potatoes, as they are found at many British
+dinner-tables, would be equal, in principle of ruin, to two glasses of
+vitriol. The same savage ignorance appears, and only not so often, in
+the bread of this island. Myriads of families eat it in that early
+stage of sponge which bread assumes during the process of baking; but
+less than sixty hours will not fit this dangerous article of human diet
+to be eaten. And those who are acquainted with the works of Parmentier,
+or other learned investigators of bread and of the baker's art, must be
+aware that this quality of sponginess (though quite equal to the ruin
+of the digestive organs) is but one in a legion of vices to which the
+article is liable. A German of much research wrote a book on the
+conceivable faults in a pair of shoes, which he found to be about six
+hundred and sixty-six, many of them, as he observed, requiring a very
+delicate process of study to find out; whereas the possible faults in
+bread, which are not less in number, require no study at all for the
+defection; they publish themselves through all varieties of misery. But
+the perfection of barbarism, as regards our island cookery, is reserved
+for animal food; and the two poles of Oromasdes and Ahrimanes are
+nowhere so conspicuously exhibited. Our insular sheep, for instance,
+are so far superior to any which the continent produces, that the
+present Prussian minister at our court is in the habit of questioning a
+man's right to talk of mutton as anything beyond a great idea, unless
+he can prove a residence in Great Britain. One sole case he cites of a
+dinner on the Elbe, when a particular leg of mutton really struck him
+as rivalling any which he had known in England. The mystery seemed
+inexplicable; but, upon inquiry, it turned out to be an importation
+from Leith. Yet this incomparable article, to produce which the skill
+of the feeder must co-operate with the peculiar bounty of nature, calls
+forth the most dangerous refinements of barbarism in its cookery. A
+Frenchman requires, as the primary qualification of flesh meat, that it
+should be tender. We English universally, but especially the Scots,
+treat that quality with indifference, or with bare toleration. What we
+require is, that it should be fresh, that is, recently killed, (in
+which state it cannot be digestible except by a crocodile;) and we
+present it at table in a transition state of leather, demanding the
+teeth of a tiger to rend it in pieces, and the stomach of a tiger to
+digest it.
+
+With these habits amongst our countrymen, exemplified daily in the
+articles of widest use, it is evident that the sufferer from
+intemperance has a harder quarantine, in this island, to support during
+the effort of restoration, than he could have anywhere else in
+Christendom. In Persia, and, perhaps, there only on this terraqueous
+planet, matters might be even worse: for, whilst we English neglect the
+machinery of digestion, as a matter entitled to little consideration,
+the people of Teheran seem unaware that there _is_ any such
+machinery. So, at least, one might presume, from cases on record, and
+especially from the reckless folly, under severe illness, from
+indigestion, of the three Persian princes, who visited this country, as
+stated by their official _mehmander_, Mr. Fraser. With us, the
+excess of ignorance, upon this subject, betrays itself oftenest in that
+vain-glorious answer made by the people, who at any time are admonished
+of the sufferings which they are preparing for themselves by these
+outrages upon the most delicate of human organs. They, for _their_
+parts, 'know not if they _have_ a stomach; they know not what it
+is that dyspepsy means;' forgetting that, in thus vaunting their
+_strength_ of stomach, they are, at the same time, proclaiming its
+coarseness; and showing themselves unaware that precisely those, whom
+such coarseness of organization reprieves from immediate and seasonable
+reaction of suffering, are the favorite subjects of that heavier
+reaction which takes the shape of _delirium tremens_, of palsy,
+and of lunacy. It is but a fanciful advantage which _they_ enjoy,
+for whom the immediate impunity avails only to hide the final horrors
+which are gathering upon them from the gloomy rear. Better, by far,
+that more of immediate discomfort had guaranteed to them less of
+reversionary anguish. It may be safely asserted, that few, indeed, are
+the suicides amongst us to which the miseries of indigestion have not
+been a large concurring cause; and even where nothing so dreadful as
+_that_ occurs, always these miseries are the chief hinderance of
+the self-reforming drunkard, and the commonest cause of his relapse. It
+is certain, also, that misanthropic gloom and bad temper besiege that
+class, by preference, to whom peculiar coarseness or obtuse sensibility
+of organization has denied the salutary warnings and early prelibations
+of punishment which, happily for most men, besiege the more direct and
+obvious frailties of the digestive apparatus.
+
+The whole process and elaborate machinery of digestion are felt to be
+mean and humiliating when viewed in relation to our mere animal
+economy. But they rise into dignity, and assert their own supreme
+importance, when they arc studied from another station, viz., in
+relation to the intellect and temper; no man dares, _then_, to
+despise them: it is then seen that these functions of the human system
+form the essential basis upon which the strength and health of our
+higher nature repose; and that upon these functions, chiefly, the
+general happiness of life is dependent. All the rules of prudence, or
+gifts of experience that life can accumulate, will never do as much for
+human comfort and welfare as would be done by a stricter attention, and
+a wiser science, directed to the digestive system; in this attention
+lies the key to any perfect restoration for the victim of intemperance:
+and, considering the peculiar hostility to the digestive health which
+exists in the dietetic habits of our own country, it may be feared that
+nowhere upon earth has the reclaimed martyr to intemperance so
+difficult a combat to sustain; nowhere, therefore, is it so important
+to direct the attention upon an _artificial_ culture of those
+resources which naturally, and by the established habits of the land,
+are surest to be neglected. The sheet anchor for the storm-beaten
+sufferer, who is laboring to recover a haven of rest from the agonies
+of intemperance, and who has had the fortitude to abjure the poison
+which ruined, but which also, for brief intervals, offered him his only
+consolation, lies, beyond all doubt, in a most anxious regard to
+everything connected with this supreme function of our animal economy.
+And, as few men that are not regularly trained to medical studies can
+have the complex knowledge requisite for such a duty, some printed
+guide should be sought of a regular professional order. Twenty years
+ago, Dr. Wilson Philip published a valuable book of this class, which
+united a wide range of practical directions as to the choice of diet,
+and as to the qualities and tendencies of all esculent articles likely
+to be found at British tables, with some ingenious speculations upon
+the still mysterious theory of digestion. These were derived from
+experiments made upon rabbits, and had originally been communicated by
+him to the Royal Society of London, who judged them worthy of
+publication in their Transactions. I notice them chiefly for the sake
+of remarking, that the rationale of digestion, as here suggested,
+explains the reason of a fact, which merely _as_ a fact, had not
+been known until modern times, viz., the injuriousness to enfeebled
+stomachs of all fluid. Fifty years ago--and still lingering
+inveterately amongst nurses, and other ignorant persons--there
+prevailed a notion that 'slops' must be the proper resource of the
+valetudinarian; and the same erroneous notion appears in the common
+expression of ignorant wonder at the sort of breakfasts usual amongst
+women of rank in the times of Queen Elizabeth. 'What robust stomachs
+they must have had, to support such solid meals!' As to the question of
+fact, whether the stomachs were more or less robust in those days than
+at the present, there is no need to offer an opinion. But the question
+of principle concerned in scientific dietetics points in the very
+opposite direction. By how much the organs of digestion are feebler, by
+so much is it the more indispensable that solid food and animal food
+should be adopted. A robust stomach may be equal to the trying task of
+supporting a fluid, such as tea for breakfast; but for a feeble
+stomach, and still more for a stomach _enfeebled_ by bad habits,
+broiled beef, or something equally solid and animal, but not too much
+subjected to the action of fire, is the only tolerable diet. This,
+indeed, is the one capital rule for a sufferer from habitual
+intoxication, who must inevitably labor under an impaired digestion;
+that as little as possible he should use of any liquid diet, and as
+little as possible of vegetable diet. Beef, and a little bread, (at the
+least sixty hours old,) compose the privileged bill of fare for his
+breakfast. But precisely it is, by the way, in relation to this
+earliest meal, that human folly has in one or two instances shown
+itself most ruinously inventive. The less variety there is at that
+meal, the more is the danger from any single luxury; and there is one,
+known by the name of 'muffins,' which has repeatedly manifested itself
+to be a plain and direct bounty upon suicide. Darwin, in his
+'Zoonomia,' reports a case where an officer, holding the rank of
+lieutenant-colonel, could not tolerate a breakfast in which this odious
+article was wanting; but, as a savage retribution invariably supervened
+within an hour or two upon this act of insane sensuality, he came to a
+resolution that life was intolerable _with_ muffins, but still
+more intolerable _without_ muffins. He would stand the nuisance no
+longer; but yet, being a just man, he would give nature one final
+chance of reforming her dyspeptic atrocities. Muffins, therefore, being
+laid at one angle of the breakfast-table, and loaded pistols at
+another, with rigid equity the Colonel awaited the result. This was
+naturally pretty much as usual: and then, the poor man, incapable of
+retreating from his word of honor, committed suicide,--having
+previously left a line for posterity to the effect (though I forget the
+expression), 'That a muffinless world was no world for him: better no
+life at all than a life dismantled of muffins.'--Dr. Darwin was a showy
+philosopher, and fond of producing effect, so that some allowance must
+be made in construing the affair. Strictly speaking, it is probable
+that not the especial want of muffins, but the general torment of
+indigestion, was the curse from which the unhappy sufferer sought
+relief by suicide. And the Colonel was not the first by many a million,
+that has fled from the very same form of wretchedness, or from its
+effects upon the genial spirits, to the same gloomy refuge. It should
+never be forgotten that, although some other more overt vexation is
+generally assigned as the proximate cause of suicide, and often may be
+so as regards the immediate occasion, too generally this vexation
+borrowed its whole power to annoy, from the habitual atmosphere of
+irritation in which the system had been kept by indigestion. So that
+indirectly, and virtually, perhaps, all suicides may be traced to
+mismanaged digestion. Meantime, in alluding at all to so dreadful a
+subject as suicide, I do so only by way of giving deeper effect to the
+opinion expressed above, upon the chief cause of relapse into habits of
+intemperance amongst those who have once accomplished their
+deliverance. Errors of digestion, either from impaired powers, or from
+powers not so much enfeebled as deranged, is the one immeasurable
+source both of disease and of secret wretchedness to the human race.
+Life is laid waste by the eternal fretting of the vital forces,
+emanating from this one cause. And it may well be conceived, that if
+cases so endless, even of suicide, in every generation, are virtually
+traceable to this main root, much more must it be able to shake and
+undermine the yet palpitating frame of the poor fugitive from
+intemperance; since indigestion in every mode and variety of its
+changes irresistibly upholds the temptation to that form of excitement
+which, though one foremost cause of indigestion, is yet unhappily its
+sole immediate palliation.
+
+III. Next, after the most vigorous attention, and a scientific
+attention to the digestive system, in power of operation, stands
+_exercise_. Here, however, most people have their own separate
+habits, with respect to the time of exercise, the duration, and the
+particular mode, on which a stranger cannot venture to intrude with his
+advice. Some will not endure the steady patience required for walking
+exercise; many benefit most by riding on horseback; and in days when
+roads were more rugged, and the springs of carriages less improved, I
+have known people who found most advantage in the vibrations
+communicated to the frame by a heavy rumbling carriage. For myself,
+under the ravages of opium, I have found walking the most beneficial
+exercise; besides that, it requires no previous notice or preparation
+of any kind; and this is a capital advantage in a state of drooping
+energies, or of impatient and unresting agitation. I may mention, as
+possibly an accident of my individual temperament, but possibly, also,
+no accident at all, that the relief obtained by walking was always most
+sensibly brought home to my consciousness, when some part of it (at
+least a mile and a half) has been performed before breakfast. In this
+there soon ceased to be any difficulty; for, whilst under the full
+oppression of opium, it was impossible for me to rise at any hour that
+could, by the most indulgent courtesy, be described as within the pale
+of morning, no sooner had there been established any considerable
+relief from this oppression, than the tendency was in the opposite
+direction; the difficulty became continually greater of sleeping even
+to a reasonable hour. Having once accomplished the feat of walking at
+nine A. M., I backed, in a space of seven or eight months, to eight
+o'clock, to seven, to six, five, four, three; until at this point a
+metaphysical fear fell upon me that I was actually backing into
+'yesterday,' and should soon have no sleep at all. Below three,
+however, I did not descend; and, for a couple of years, three and a
+half hours' sleep was all that I could obtain in the twenty-four hours.
+From this no particular suffering arose, except the nervous impatience
+of lying in bed for one moment after awaking. Consequently, the habit
+of walking before breakfast became at length troublesome no longer as a
+most odious duty, but, on the contrary, as a temptation that could
+hardly be resisted on the wettest mornings. As to the quantity of the
+exercise, I found that six miles a day formed the _minimum_ which
+would support permanently a particular standard of animal spirits,
+evidenced to myself by certain apparent symptoms. I averaged about nine
+and a half miles a day; but ascended on particular days to fifteen or
+sixteen, and more rarely to twenty-three or twenty-four; a quantity
+which did not produce fatigue, on the contrary it spread a sense of
+improvement through almost the whole week that followed; but usually,
+in the night immediately succeeding to such an exertion, I lost much of
+my sleep; a privation that, under the circumstances explained, deterred
+me from trying the experiment too often. For one or two years, I
+accomplished more than I have here claimed, viz., from six to seven
+thousand miles in the twelve months. Let me add to this slight abstract
+of my own experience, in a point where it is really difficult to offer
+any useful advice, (the tastes and habits of men varying so much in
+this chapter of exercise,) that one caution seems applicable to the
+case of all persons suffering from nervous irritability, viz., that a
+secluded space should be measured off accurately, in some private
+grounds not liable to the interruption or notice of chance intruders;
+for these annoyances are unendurable to the restless invalid; to be
+questioned upon trivial things is death to him; and the perpetual
+anticipation of such annoyances is little less distressing. Some plan
+must also be adopted for registering the number of rounds performed. I
+once walked for eighteen months in a circuit so confined that forty
+revolutions were needed to complete a mile. These I counted, at one
+time, by a rosary of beads; every tenth round being marked by drawing a
+blue bead, the other nine by drawing white beads. But this plan, I
+found in practice, more troublesome and inaccurate than that of using
+ten detached counters, stones, or anything else that was large enough
+and solid. These were applied to the separate bars of a garden chair;
+the first bar indicating of itself the first decade, the second bar the
+second decade, and so on. In fact, I used the chair in some measure as
+a Roman abacus, but on a still simpler plan; and as the chair offered
+sixteen bars, it followed, that on covering the last bar of the series
+with the ten markers, I perceived without any trouble of calculation
+the accomplishment of my fourth mile.
+
+A necessity, more painful to me by far than that of taking continued
+exercise, arose out of a cause which applies, perhaps, with the same
+intensity only to opium cases, but must also apply in some degree to
+all cases of debilitation from morbid stimulation of the nerves,
+whether by means of wine, or opium, or distilled liquors. In travelling
+on the outside of mails, during my youthful days, for I could not
+endure the inside, occasionally, during the night-time, I suffered
+naturally from cold: no cloaks, &c. were always sufficient to relieve
+this; and I then made the discovery that opium, after an hour or so,
+diffuses a warmth deeper and far more permanent than could be had from
+any other known source. I mention this, to explain, in some measure,
+the awful passion of cold which for some years haunted the inverse
+process of laying aside the opium. It was a perfect frenzy of misery;
+cold was a sensation which then first, as a mode of torment, seemed to
+have been revealed. In the months of July and August, and not at all
+the less during the very middle watch of the day, I sate in the closest
+proximity to a blazing fire; cloaks, blankets, counterpanes,
+hearthrugs, horse-cloths, were piled upon my shoulders, but with hardly
+a glimmering of relief. At night, and after taking coffee, I felt a
+little warmer, and could sometimes afford to smile at the resemblance
+of my own case to that of Harry Gill. [Footnote: 'Harry Gill:'--Many
+readers, in this generation, may not be aware of this ballad as one
+amongst the early poems of Wordsworth. Thirty or forty years ago, it
+was the object of some insipid ridicule, which ought, perhaps, in
+another place, to be noticed. And, doubtless, this ridicule was
+heightened by the false impression that the story had been some old
+woman's superstitious fiction, meant to illustrate a supernatural
+judgment on hard-heartedness. But the story was a physiologic fact;
+and, originally, it had been brought forward in a philosophic work, by
+Darwin, who had the reputation of an irreligious man, and even of an
+infidel. A bold freethinker he certainly was: a Deist, and, by public
+repute, something more.] But, secretly, I was struck with awe at the
+revelation of powers so unsearchably new, lurking within old affections
+so familiarly known as cold. Upon the analogy of this case, it might be
+thought that nothing whatever had yet been truly and seriously felt by
+man; nothing searched or probed by human sensibilities, to a depth
+below the surface. If cold could give out mysteries of suffering so
+novel, all things in the world might be yet unvisited by the truth of
+human sensations. All experience, worthy of the name, was yet to begin.
+Meantime, the external phenomenon, by which the cold expressed itself,
+was a sense (but with little reality) of eternal freezing perspiration.
+From this I was never free; and at length, from finding one general
+ablution sufficient for one day, I was thrown upon the irritating
+necessity of repeating it more frequently than would seem credible, if
+stated. At this time, I used always hot water; and a thought occurred
+to me very seriously that it would be best to live constantly, and,
+perhaps, to sleep in a bath. What caused me to renounce this plan, was
+an accident that compelled me for one day to use cold water. This,
+first of all, communicated any lasting warmth; so that ever afterwards
+I used none _but_ cold water. Now, to live in a _cold_ bath,
+in our climate, and in my own state of preternatural sensibility to
+cold, was not an idea to dally with. I wish to mention, however, for
+the information of other sufferers in the same way, one change in the
+mode of applying the water, which led to a considerable and a sudden
+improvement in the condition of my feelings. I had endeavored to
+procure a child's battledore, as an easy means (when clothed with
+sponge) of reaching the interspace between the shoulders; which
+interspace, by the way, is a sort of Bokhara, so provokingly situated,
+that it will neither suffer itself to be reached from the north, in
+which direction even the Czar, with his long arms, has only singed his
+own fingers, and lost six thousand camels; nor at all better from the
+south, upon which line of approach the greatest potentate in Southern
+Asia, viz., No.--, in Leadenhall Street, has found it the best policy
+to pocket the little Khan's murderous defiances and persevering
+insults. There is no battledore long enough to reach him in either way.
+In my own difficulty, I felt almost as perplexed as the Honorable East
+India Company, when I found that no battledore was to be had; for no
+town was near at hand. In default of a battledore, therefore, my
+necessity threw my experiment upon a long hair-brush; and this,
+eventually, proved of much greater service than any sponge or any
+battledore; for, the friction of the brush caused an irritation on the
+surface of the skin, which, more than anything else, has gradually
+diminished the once continual misery of unrelenting frost; although
+even yet it renews itself most distressingly at uncertain intervals.
+
+IV. I counsel the patient not to make the mistake of supposing that his
+amendment will necessarily proceed continuously, or by equal
+increments; because this, which is a common notion, will certainly lead
+to dangerous disappointments. How frequently I have heard people
+encouraging a self-reformer by such language as this:--'When you have
+got over the fourth day of abstinence, which suppose to be Sunday, then
+Monday will find you a trifle better; Tuesday better still,--though
+still it should be only by a trifle; and so on. You may, at least, rely
+on never going back; you may assure yourself of having seen the worst;
+and the positive improvements, if trifles separately, must soon gather
+into a sensible magnitude.' This may be true in a case of short
+standing: but, as a general rule, it is perilously delusive. On the
+contrary, the line of progress, if exhibited in a geometrical
+construction, would describe an ascending path upon the whole, but with
+frequent retrocessions into descending curves, which, compared with the
+point of ascent that had been previously gained and so vexatiously
+interrupted, would sometimes seem deeper than the original point of
+starting. This mortifying tendency I can report from experience many
+times repeated with regard to opium; and so unaccountably, as regarded
+all the previous grounds of expectation, that I am compelled to suppose
+it a tendency inherent in the very nature of all self-restorations for
+animal systems. They move perhaps necessarily _per saltum_, by,
+intermitting spasms, and pulsations of unequal energy.
+
+V. I counsel the patient frequently to call back before his thoughts--
+when suffering sorrowful collapses, that seem unmerited by anything
+done or neglected--that such, and far worse, perhaps, must have been
+his experience, and with no reversion of hope behind, had he persisted
+in his intemperate indulgencies; _these_ also suffer their own
+collapses, and (so far as things not co-present can be compared) by
+many degrees more shocking to the genial instincts.
+
+VI. I exhort him to believe, that no movement on his own part, not the
+smallest conceivable, towards the restoration of his healthy state, can
+by possibility perish. Nothing in this direction is finally lost; but
+often it disappears and hides itself; suddenly, however, to reappear,
+and in unexpected strength, and much more hopefully; because such
+minute elements of improvement, by reappearing at a remoter stage, show
+themselves to have combined with other elements of the same kind: so
+that equally by their gathering tendency and their duration through
+intervals of apparent darkness, and below the current of what seemed
+absolute interruption, they argue themselves to be settled in the
+system. There is no good gift that does not come from God: almost his
+greatest is health, with the peace which it inherits; and man must reap
+_this_ on the same terms as he was told to reap God's earliest
+gift, the fruits of the earth, viz.: 'in the sweat of his brow,'
+through labor, often through sorrow, through disappointment, but still
+through imperishable perseverance, and hoping under clouds, when all
+hope seems darkened.
+
+VII. It is difficult, in selecting from many memoranda of warning and
+encouragement, to know which to prefer when the space disposable is
+limited. But it seems to me important not to omit this particular
+caution: The patient will be naturally anxious, as he goes on,
+frequently to test the amount of his advance, and its rate, if that
+were possible. But this he will see no mode of doing, except through
+tentative balancings of his feelings, and generally of the moral
+atmosphere around him, as to pleasure and hope, against the
+corresponding states, so far as he can recall them from his periods of
+intemperance. But these comparisons, I warn him, are fallacious, when
+made in this way; the two states are incommensurable on any plan of
+_direct_ comparison. Some common measure must be found, and,
+_out of himself_; some positive fact, that will not bend to his
+own delusive feeling at the moment; as, for instance, in what degree he
+finds tolerable what heretofore was _not_ so--the effort of writing
+letters, or transacting business, or undertaking a journey, or
+overtaking the arrears of labor, that had been once thrown off to a
+distance. If in these things he finds himself improved, by tests that
+cannot be disputed, he may safely disregard any sceptical whispers from
+a wayward sensibility which cannot yet, perhaps, have recovered its
+normal health, however much improved. His inner feelings may not yet
+point steadily to the truth, though they may vibrate in that direction.
+Besides, it is certain that sometimes very manifest advances, such as
+any medical man would perceive at a glance, carry a man through stages
+of agitation and discomfort. A far worse condition might happen to be
+less agitated, and so far more bearable. Now, when a man is positively
+suffering discomfort, when he is below the line of pleasurable feeling,
+he is no proper judge of his own condition, which he neither will nor
+can appreciate. Tooth-ache extorts more groans than dropsy.
+
+VIII. Another important caution is, not to confound with the effects of
+intemperance any other natural effects of debility from advanced years.
+Many a man, having begun to be intemperate at thirty, enters at sixty
+or upwards upon a career of self-restoration. And by self-restoration
+he understands a renewal of that state in which he was when first
+swerving from temperance. But that state, for his memory, is coincident
+with his state of youth. The two states are coadunated. In his
+recollections they are intertwisted too closely. But life, without any
+intemperance at all, would soon have untwisted them. Charles Lamb, for
+instance, at forty-five, and Coleridge at sixty, measured their several
+conditions by such tests as the loss of all disposition to involuntary
+murmuring of musical airs or fragments when rising from bed. Once they
+had sung when rising in the morning light; now they sang no more. The
+_vocal_ utterance of joy, for _them_, was silenced for ever.
+But these are amongst the changes that life, stern power, inflicts at
+any rate; these would have happened, and above all, to men worn by the
+unequal irritations of too much thinking, and by those modes of care
+
+ That kill the bloom before its time,
+ And blanch without the owner's crime
+ The most resplendent hair,
+
+not at all the less had the one drunk no brandy, nor the other any
+laudanum. A man must submit to the conditions of humanity, and not
+quarrel with a cure as incomplete, because in his climacteric year of
+sixty-three, he cannot recover, entirely, the vivacities of thirty-
+five. If, by dipping seven times in Jordan, he had cleansed his whole
+leprosy of intemperance; if, by going down into Bethesda, he were able
+to mount again upon the pinions of his youth,--even then he might
+querulously say,--'But, after all these marvels in my favor, I suppose
+that one of these fine mornings I, like other people, shall have to
+bespeak a coffin.' Why, yes, undoubtedly he will, or somebody
+_for_ him. But privileges so especial were not promised even by
+the mysterious waters of Palestine. Die he must. And counsels tendered
+to the intemperate do not hope to accomplish what might have been
+beyond the baths of Jordan or Bethesda. They do enough, if, being
+executed by efforts in the spirit of earnest sincerity, they make a
+life of _growing_ misery moderately happy for the patient; and,
+through that great change, perhaps, more than moderately useful for
+others.
+
+IX. One final remark I will make:--pointed to the case, not of the yet
+struggling patient, but of him who is fully re-established; and the
+more so, because I (who am no hypocrite, but, rather, frank to an
+infirmity) acknowledge, in myself, the trembling tendency at intervals,
+which would, if permitted, sweep round into currents that might be hard
+to overrule. After the absolute restoration to health, a man is very
+apt to say,--'Now, then, how shall I use my health? To what delightful
+purpose shall I apply it? Surely it is idle to carry a fine jewel in
+one's watch-pocket, and never to astonish the weak minds of this world,
+by wearing it and flashing it in their eyes.' 'But how?' retorts his
+philosophic friend; 'my good fellow, are you not using it at this
+moment? Breathing, for instance, talking to me, (though rather
+absurdly,) and airing your legs at a glowing fire?' 'Why, yes,' the
+other confesses, 'that is all true; but I am dull; and, if you will
+pardon my rudeness, even in spite of your too philosophic presence. It
+is painful to say so, but sincerely, if I had the power, at this
+moment, to turn you, by magic, into a bottle of old port wine, so
+corrupt is my nature, that really I fear lest the exchange might, for
+the moment, strike me as agreeable.' Such a mood, I apprehend, is apt
+to revolve upon many of us, at intervals, however firmly married to
+temperance. And the propensity to it has a root in certain analogies
+running through our nature. If the reader will permit me for a moment
+the use of what, without such an apology, might seem pedantic, I would
+call it the instinct of _focalizing_, which prompts such random
+desires. Feeling is diffused over the whole surface of the body; but
+light is focalized in the eye; sound in the ear. The organization of a
+sense or a pleasure seems diluted and imperfect, unless it is gathered
+by some machinery into one focus, or local centre. And thus it is that
+a general state of pleasurable feeling sometimes seems too
+superficially diffused, and one has a craving to intensify or brighten
+it by concentration through some sufficient stimulant. I, for my part,
+have tried every thing in this world except '_bang_,' which, I
+believe, is obtained from hemp. There are other preparations of hemp
+which have been found to give great relief from _ennui_; not
+ropes, but something lately introduced, which acts upon the system as
+the laughing gas (nitrous oxide) acts at times. One farmer in Mid-
+Lothian was mentioned to me, eight months ago, as having taken it, and
+ever since annoyed his neighbors by immoderate fits of laughter; so
+that in January it was agreed to present him to the sheriff as a
+nuisance. But, for some reason, the plan was laid aside; and now, eight
+months later, I hear that the farmer is laughing more rapturously than
+ever, continues in the happiest frame of mind, the kindest of
+creatures, and the general torment of his neighborhood. Now, I confess
+to having had a lurking interest in this extract of hemp, when first I
+heard of it: and at intervals a desire will continue to make itself
+felt for some deeper compression or centralization of the genial
+feelings than ordinary life affords. But old things will not avail, and
+new things I am now able to resist. Still, as the occasional craving
+does really arise in most men, it is well to notice it; and chiefly for
+the purpose of saying, that this dangerous feeling wears off by
+degrees; and oftentimes for long periods it intermits so entirely as to
+be even displaced by a profound disgust to all modes of artificial
+stimulation. At those times I have remarked that the pleasurable
+condition of health does _not_ seem weakened by its want of
+centralization. It seems to form a thousand centres. This it is well to
+know; because there are many who would resist effectually, if they were
+aware of any natural change going on silently in favor of their own
+efforts, such as would finally ratify the success. Towards such a
+result they would gladly contribute by waiting and forbearing; whilst,
+under despondency as to this result, they might more easily yield to
+some chance temptation.
+
+Finally, there is something to interest us in the _time_ at which
+this temperance movement has begun to stir. Let me close with a slight
+notice of what chiefly impresses myself in the relation between this
+time and the other circumstances of the case. In reviewing history, we
+may see something more than mere convenience in distributing it into
+three chambers; ancient history, ending in the space between the
+Western Empire falling and Mahomet arising; modern history, from that
+time to this; and a new modern history arising at present, or from the
+French Revolution. Two great races of men, our own in a two-headed
+form--British and American, and secondly, the Russian, are those which,
+like rising deluges, already reveal their mission to overflow the
+earth. Both these races, partly through climate, or through derivation
+of blood, and partly through the contagion of habits inevitable to
+brothers of the same nation, are tainted carnally with the appetite for
+brandy, for slings, for juleps. And no fire racing through the forests
+of Nova Scotia for three hundred miles in the direction of some doomed
+city, ever moved so fiercely as the infection of habits amongst the
+dense and fiery populations of republican North America.
+
+But it is remarkable, that the whole _ancient_ system of
+civilization, all the miracles of Greece and Rome, Persia and Egypt,
+moved by the machinery of races that were _not_ tainted with any
+such popular _marasmus_. The taste was slightly sowed, as an
+_artificial_ taste, amongst luxurious individuals, but never ran
+through the laboring classes, through armies, through cities The blood
+and the climate forbade it. In this earliest era of history, all the
+great races, consequently all the great empires, threw themselves, by
+accumulation, upon the genial climates of the south,--having, in fact,
+the magnificent lake of the Mediterranean for their general centre of
+evolutions. Round this lake, in a zone of varying depth, towered the
+whole grandeurs of the Pagan earth. But, in such climates, man is
+naturally temperate. He is so by physical coercion, and for the
+necessities of rest and coolness. The Spaniard, the Moor, or the Arab,
+has no merit in his temperance. The effort, for _him_, would be to
+form the taste for alcohol. He has a vast foreground of disgust to
+traverse before he can reach a taste so remote and alien. No need for
+resistance in his will where nature resists on his behalf. Sherbet,
+shaddocks, grapes, these were innocent applications to thirst. And the
+great republic of antiquity said to her legionary sons:--'Soldier, if
+you thirst, there is the river;--Nile, suppose, or Ebro. Better drink
+there cannot be. Of this you may take "at discretion." Or, if you wait
+till the _impedimenta_ come up, you may draw your ration of _Posca_'
+What was _posca_? It was, in fact, acidulated water; three parts of
+superfine water to one part of the very best vinegar. Nothing stronger
+did Rome, that awful mother, allow to her dearest children, _i. e._,
+her legions. Truest of blessings, that veiling itself in seeming
+sternness, drove away the wicked phantoms that haunt the couches of yet
+greater nations. 'The blessings of the evil genii,' says an Eastern
+proverb, 'these are curses.' And the stern refusals of wisely loving
+mothers,--these are the mightiest of gifts.
+
+Now, on the other hand, our northern climates have universally the
+taste, latent if not developed, for powerful liquors. And through their
+blood, as also through the natural tendency of the imitative principle
+amongst compatriots, from these high latitudes the greatest of our
+modern nations propagate the contagion to their brothers, though
+colonizing warm climates. And it is remarkable that our modern
+preparations of liquors, even when harmless in their earliest stages,
+are fitted, like stepping-stones, for making the transition to higher
+stages that are _not_ harmless. The weakest preparations from
+malt, lead, by graduated steps, to the strongest; until we arrive at
+the intoxicating porter of London, which, under its local name (so
+insidiously delusive) of '_beer_,' diffuses the most extensive
+ravages.
+
+Under these marked circumstances of difference between the ruling races
+of antiquity and of our modern times, it now happens that the greatest
+era by far of human expansion is opening upon us. Two vast movements
+are hurrying into action by velocities continually accelerated--the
+great revolutionary movement from political causes concurring with the
+great physical movement in locomotion and social intercourse, from the
+gigantic (though still infant) powers of steam. No such Titan resources
+for modifying each other were ever before dreamed of by nations: and
+the next hundred years will have changed the face of the world. At the
+opening of such a crisis, had no third movement arisen of resistance to
+intemperate habits, there would have been ground for despondency as to
+the amelioration of the human race. But, as the case stands, the new
+principle of resistance nationally to bad habits, has arisen almost
+concurrently with the new powers of national intercourse; and
+henceforward by a change equally sudden and unlooked for, that new
+machinery, which would else most surely have multiplied the ruins of
+intoxication, has become the strongest agency for hastening its
+extirpation.
+
+
+
+
+ON WAR.
+
+
+Few people need to be told--that associations exist up and down
+Christendom, having the ambitious object of abolishing war. Some go so
+far as to believe that this evil of war, so ubiquitous, so ancient and
+apparently so inalienable from man's position upon earth, is already
+doomed; that not the private associations only, but the prevailing
+voice of races the most highly civilized, may be looked on as tending
+to confederation against it; that sentence of extermination has
+virtually gone forth, and that all which remains is gradually to
+execute that sentence. Conscientiously I find myself unable to join in
+these views. The project seems to me the most romantic of all romances
+in the course of publication. Consequently, when asked to become a
+member in any such association, I have always thought it most
+respectful, because most sincere, to decline. Yet, as it is painful to
+refuse all marks of sympathy with persons whose motives one honors, I
+design at my death to bequeath half-a-crown to the chief association
+for extinguishing war; the said half-crown to be improved in all time
+coming for the benefit of the association, under the trusteeship of
+Europe, Asia, and America, but not of Africa. I really dare not trust
+Africa with money, she is not able as yet to take care of herself. This
+half-crown, a fund that will overshadow the earth before it comes to be
+wanted under the provisions of my will, is to be improved at any
+interest whatever--no matter what; for the vast period of the
+accumulations will easily make good any tardiness of advance, long
+before the time comes for its commencing payment; a point which will be
+soon understood from the following explanation, by any gentleman that
+hopes to draw upon it.
+
+There is in Ceylon a granite _cippus_, or monumental pillar, of
+immemorial antiquity; and to this pillar a remarkable legend is
+attached. The pillar measures six feet by six, _i. e._ thirty-six
+square feet, on the flat tablet of its horizontal surface; and in
+height several _riyanas_, (which arc Ceylonese cubits of eighteen
+inches each,) but of these cubits, there are either eight or twelve;
+excuse me for having forgotten which. At first, perhaps, you will be
+angry, viz., when you hear that this simple difference of four cubits,
+or six feet, measures a difference for your expectations, whether you
+count your expectations in kicks or halfpence, that absolutely strikes
+horror into arithmetic. The singularity of the case is, that the very
+solemnity of the legend and the wealth of the human race in time,
+depend upon the cubical contents of the monument, so that a loss of one
+granite chip is a loss of a frightful infinity; yet, again, for that
+very reason, the loss of all _but_ a chip, leaves behind riches so
+appallingly too rich, that everybody is careless about the four cubits.
+Enough is as good as a feast. Two bottomless abysses take as much time
+for the diver as ten; and five eternities are as frightful to look down
+as four-and-twenty. In the Ceylon legend all turns upon the
+inexhaustible series of ages which this pillar guarantees. But, as one
+inexhaustible is quite enough for one race of men, and you are sure of
+more by ineffable excess than you can use in any private consumption of
+your own, you become generous; 'and between friends,' you say, in
+accepting my apologies for the doubtful error as to the four cubits,
+'what signifies an infinity more or less?'
+
+For the Ceylonese legend is this, that once in every hundred years an
+angel visits this granite pillar. He is dressed in a robe of white
+muslin, muslin of that kind which the Romans called _aura textilis_--
+woven, as might seem, from zephyrs or from pulses of the air, such in
+its transparency, such in its gossamer lightness. Does the angel touch
+the pillar with his foot? Oh no! Even _that_ would be something, but
+even _that_ is not allowed. In his soundless flight across it, he
+suffers the hem of his impalpable robe to sweep the surface as softly
+as a moon-beam. So much and no more of pollution he endures from
+contact with earthly objects. The lowest extremity of his dress,
+but with the delicacy of light, grazes the granite surface. And
+_that_ is all the attrition which the sacred granite receives in
+the course of any one century, and this is all the progress which we,
+the poor children of earth, in any one century make towards the
+exhaustion of our earthly imprisonment. But, argues the subtle legend,
+even _that_ attrition, when weighed in metaphysical scales, cannot
+be denied its value; it has detached from the pillar an atom (no matter
+that it is an invisible atom) of granite dust, the ratio of which atom
+to a grain avoirdupois, if expressed as a fraction of unity, would by
+its denominator stretch from the Accountant-General's office in London
+to the Milky Way. Now the total mass of the granite represents, on this
+scheme of payment, the total funded debt of man's race to Father Time
+and earthly corruption; all this intolerable score, chalked up to our
+debit, we by ourselves and our representatives have to rub off, before
+the granite will be rubbed away by the muslin robe of the proud flying
+angel, (who, if he were a good fellow, might just as well give a sly
+kick with his heel to the granite,) before time will be at an end, and
+the burden of flesh accomplished. But you hear it expressed in terms
+that will astonish Baron Rothschild, what is the progress in
+liquidation which we make for each particular century. A billion of
+centuries pays off a quantity equal to a pinch of snuff. Despair seizes
+a man in contemplating a single _coupon_, no bigger than a
+visiting card, of such a stock as this; and behold we have to keep on
+paying away until the total granite is reduced to a level with a grain
+of mustard-seed. But when that is accomplished, thank heaven, our last
+generation of descendants will be entitled to leave at Master Time's
+door a visiting card, which the meagre shadow cannot refuse to take,
+though he will sicken at seeing it; viz., a P. P. C. card, upon seeing
+which, the old thief is bound to give receipt in full for all debts and
+pretended arrears.
+
+The reader perhaps knows of debts on both sides the Atlantic that have
+no great prospect of being paid off sooner than this in Ceylon.
+
+And naturally, to match this order of debts, moving off so slowly,
+there are funds that accumulate as slowly. My own funded half-crown is
+an illustration. The half-crown will travel in the inverse order of the
+granite pillar. The pillar and the half-crown move upon opposite tacks;
+and there _is_ a point of time (which it is for Algebra to investigate)
+when they will cross each other in the exact moment of their several
+bisections--my aspiring half-crown tending gradually towards
+the fixed stars, so that perhaps it might be right to make the
+man in the moon trustee for that part of the accumulations which rises
+above the optics of sublunary bankers; whilst the Ceylon pillar is
+constantly unweaving its own granite texture, and dwindling earthwards.
+It is probable that each of the parties will have reached its
+consummation about the same time. What is to be done with the mustard-
+seed, Ceylon has forgotten to say. But what is to be done with the
+half-crown and its surplus, nobody can doubt after reading my last will
+and testament. After reciting a few inconsiderable legacies to the
+three continents, and to the man in the moon, for any trouble they may
+have had in managing the hyperbolical accumulations, I go on to
+observe, that, when war is reported to have taken itself off for ever,
+'and no mistake,' (because I foresee many false alarms of a perpetual
+peace,) a variety of inconveniences will arise to all branches of the
+United Service, including the Horse Marines. Clearly there can be no
+more half-pay; and even more clearly, there is an end to full-pay.
+Pensions are at an end for 'good service.' Allowances for wounds cannot
+be thought of, when all wounds shall have ceased except those from
+female eyes--for which the Horse Guards is too little advanced in
+civilization to make any allowance at all. Bargains there will be no
+more amongst auctions of old Government stores. Birmingham will be
+ruined, or so much of it as depended on rifles. And the great Scotch
+works on the river Carron will be hungering for beef, so far as Carron
+depended for beef upon carronades. Other arrears of evil will stretch
+after the extinction of war.
+
+Now upon my half-crown fund (which will be equal to anything by the
+time it is wanted) I charge once and for ever the general relief of all
+these arrears--of the poverty, the loss, the bankruptcy, arising by
+reason of this _quietus_ of final extinction applied to war. I
+charge the fund with a perpetual allowance of half-pay to all the
+armies of earth; or indeed, whilst my hand is in, I charge it with
+_full_ pay. And I strictly enjoin upon my trustees and executors,
+but especially upon the man in the moon, if his unsocial lip has left
+him one spark of gentlemanly feeling, that he and they shall construe
+all claims liberally; nay, with that riotous liberality which is safe
+and becoming, when applied to a fund so inexhaustible. Yes, reader, my
+fund will be inexhaustible, because the period of its growth will be
+measured by the concurrent deposition of the Ceylon mustard-seed from
+the everlasting pillar.
+
+Yet why, or on what principle? It is because I see, or imagine that I
+see, a twofold necessity for war--necessity in two different senses--
+1st, a physical necessity arising out of man's nature when combined
+with man's situation; a necessity under which war may be regarded, if
+you please, as a nuisance, but as a nuisance inalienable from
+circumstances essential to human frailty. 2dly, a moral necessity
+connected with benefits of compensation, such as continually lurk in
+evils acknowledged to be such--a necessity under which it becomes
+lawful to say, that war _ought_ to exist as a balance to opposite
+tendencies of a still more evil character. War is the mother of wrong
+and spoliation: war is a scourge of God--granted; but, like other
+scourges in the divine economy, war purifies and redeems itself in its
+character of a counterforce to greater evils that could not otherwise
+be intercepted or redressed. In two different meanings we say that a
+thing is necessary; either in that case where it is inexorably forced
+on by some sad overruling principle which it is vain to fight against,
+though all good men mourn over its existence and view it as an
+unconditional evil; or secondly, in that case, where an instrument of
+sorrowful consequences to man is nevertheless invoked and postulated by
+man's highest moral interests, is nevertheless clamorously indicated as
+a blessing when looked at in relation to some antagonist cause of evil
+for which it offers the one only remedy or principle of palliation. The
+very evil and woe of man's condition upon earth may be oftentimes
+detected in the necessity of looking to some other woe as the pledge of
+its purification; so that what separately would have been hateful for
+itself, passes mysteriously into an object of toleration, of hope, or
+even of prayer, as a counter-venom to the taint of some more mortal
+poison. Poverty, for instance, is in both senses necessary for man. It
+is necessary in the same sense as thirst is necessary (_i. e._
+inevitable) in a fever--necessary as one corollary amongst many others,
+from the eternal hollowness of all human efforts for organizing any
+perfect model of society--a corollary which, how gladly would all of us
+unite to cancel, but which our hearts suggest, which Scripture solemnly
+proclaims, to be ineradicable from the land. In this sense, poverty is
+a necessity over which we _mourn_,--as one of the dark phases that
+sadden the vision of human life. But far differently, and with a stern
+gratitude, we recognize another mode of necessity for this gloomy
+distinction--a call for poverty, when seen in relation to the manifold
+agencies by which it developes human energies, in relation to the
+trials by which it searches the power of patience and religion, in
+relation to the struggles by which it evokes the nobilities of
+fortitude; or again, amongst those who are not sharers in these trials
+and struggles, but sympathizing spectators, in relation to the
+stimulation by which it quickens wisdom that watches over the causes of
+this evil, or by which it vivifies the spirit of love that labors for
+its mitigation. War stands, or seems to stand, upon the same double
+basis of necessity; a primary necessity that belongs to our human
+degradations, a secondary one that towers by means of its moral
+relations into the region of our impassioned exaltations. The two
+propositions on which I take my stand are these. _First_, that
+there are nowhere latent in society any powers by which it can
+effectually operate on war for its extermination. The machinery is not
+there. The game is not within the compass of the cards. _Secondly_,
+that this defect of power is, though sincerely I grieve in avowing
+such a sentiment, and perhaps (if an infirm reader had his eye
+upon me) I might seem, in sympathy with his weakness, to blush
+--not a curse, no not at all, but on the whole a blessing from
+century to century, if it is an inconvenience from year to year. The
+Abolition Committees, it is to be feared, will be very angry at both
+propositions. Yet, Gentlemen, hear me--strike, but hear me. I believe
+that's a sort of plagiarism from Themistocles. But never mind. I have
+as good a right to the words, until translated back into Greek, as that
+most classical of yellow admirals. '_Pereant qui ante nos nostra
+dixerunt!_'
+
+The first proposition is, that war _cannot_ be abolished. The
+second, and more offensive--that war ought not to be abolished. First,
+therefore, concerning the first. One at a time. Sufficient for the page
+is the evil thereof! How came it into any man's heart, first of all, to
+conceive so audacious an idea as that of a conspiracy against war?
+Whence could he draw any vapor of hope to sustain his preliminary
+steps? And in framing his plot, which way did he set his face to look
+out for accomplices? Revolving this question in times past, I came to
+the conclusion--that, perhaps, this colossal project of a war against
+war, had been first put in motion under a misconception (natural
+enough, and countenanced by innumerable books) as to the true
+historical origin of wars in many notorious instances. If these had
+arisen on trivial impulses, a trivial resistance might have intercepted
+them. If a man has once persuaded himself, that long, costly, and
+bloody wars had arisen upon a point of ceremony, upon a personal pique,
+upon a hasty word, upon some explosion of momentary caprice; it is a
+natural inference, that strength of national will and public
+combinations for resistance, supposing such forces to have been
+trained, organized, and, from the circumstances of the particular
+nation, to be permanently disposable for action, might prove
+redundantly effective, when pointed against a few personal authors of
+war, so presumably weak, and so flexible to any stern counter-volition
+as those _must_ be supposed, whose wars argued so much of vicious
+levity. The inference is unexceptionable: it is the premises that are
+unsound. Anecdotes of war as having emanated from a lady's tea-table or
+toilette, would authorize such inference as to the facilities of
+controlling them. But the anecdotes themselves are false, or false
+substantially. _All_ anecdotes, I fear, are false. I am sorry to
+say so, but my duty to the reader extorts from me the disagreeable
+confession, as upon a matter specially investigated by myself, that all
+dealers in anecdotes are tainted with mendacity. Where is the
+Scotchman, said Dr. Johnson, who does not prefer Scotland to truth?
+but, however this may be, rarer than such a Scotchman, rarer than the
+phoenix, is that virtuous man, a monster he is, nay, he is an
+impossible man, who will consent to lose a prosperous anecdote on the
+consideration that it happens to be a lie. All history, therefore,
+being built partly, and some of it altogether, upon anecdotage, must be
+a tissue of lies. Such, for the most part, is the history of Suetonius,
+who may be esteemed the father of anecdotage; and being such, he (and
+not Herodotus) should have been honored with the title, _Father of
+Lies_. Such is the Augustan history, which is all that remains of
+the Roman empire; such is the vast series of French memoirs, now
+stretching through more than three entire centuries. Are these works,
+then, to be held cheap, because their truths to their falsehoods are in
+the ratio of one to five hundred? On the contrary, they are better, and
+more to be esteemed on that account; because, _now_ they are
+admirable reading on a winter's night; whereas, written on the
+principle of sticking to the truth, they would have been as dull as
+ditch water. Generally, therefore, the dealers in anecdotage are to be
+viewed with admiration, as patriotic citizens, willing to sacrifice
+their own characters, lest their countrymen should find themselves
+short of amusement. I esteem them as equal to Codrus, Timoleon, William
+Tell, or to Milton, as regards the liberty of unlicensed printing. And
+I object to them only in the exceptional case of their being cited as
+authorities for an inference, or as vouchers for a fact. Universally,
+it may be received as a rule of unlimited application,--that when an
+anecdote involves a stinging repartee, or collision of ideas,
+fancifully and brilliantly related to each other by resemblance or
+contrast, then you may challenge it as false to a certainty. One
+illustration of which is--that pretty nearly every memorable
+_propos_, or pointed repartee, or striking _mot_, circulating
+at this moment in Paris or London, as the undoubted property of
+Talleyrand, (that eminent knave,) was ascribed at Vienna, ninety years
+ago, to the Prince de Ligne, and thirty years previously, to Voltaire,
+and so on, regressively, to many other wits (knaves or not); until, at
+length, if you persist in backing far enough, you find yourself amongst
+Pagans, with the very same repartee, &c., doing duty in pretty good
+Greek; [Footnote: This is _literally_ true, more frequently than
+would be supposed. For instance, a jest often ascribed to Voltaire, and
+of late pointedly reclaimed for him by Lord Brougham, as being one that
+he (Lord B.) could swear to for _his_, so characteristic seemed
+the impression of Voltaire's mind upon the _tournure_ of the
+sarcasm, unhappily for this waste of sagacity, may be found recorded by
+Fabricius in the _Bibliotheca Graeca_, as the jest of a Greek who
+has been dead for about seventeen centuries. The man certainly
+_did_ utter the jest; and 1750 years ago. But who it was that he
+stole it from is another question. To all appearance, and according to
+Lord Brougham's opinion, the party robbed must have been M. de
+Voltaire. I notice the case, however, of the Greek thefts and frauds
+committed upon so many of our excellent wits belonging to the 18th and
+19th centuries, chiefly with a view to M. de Talleyrand--that rather
+middling bishop, but very eminent knave. He also has been extensively
+robbed by the Greeks of the 2d and 3d centuries. How else can you
+account for so many of his sayings being found amongst _their_
+pages? A thing you may ascertain in a moment, at any police office, by
+having the Greeks searched: for surely you would never think of
+searching a bishop. Most of the Talleyrand jewels will be found
+concealed amongst the goods of these unprincipled Greeks. But one, and
+the most famous in the whole jewel-case, sorry am I to confess, was
+nearly stolen from the Bishop, not by any Greek, but by an English
+writer, viz., Goldsmith, who must have been dying about the time that
+his Excellency, the diplomatist, had the goodness to be born. That
+famous _mot_ about language, as a gift made to man for the purpose
+of _concealing_ his thoughts, is lurking in Goldsmith's Essays.
+Think of _that!_ Already, in his innocent childhood, whilst the
+Bishop was in petticoats, and almost before he had begun to curse and
+to swear plainly in French, an Irish vagabond had attempted to swindle
+him out of that famous witticism which has since been as good as a
+life-annuity to the venerable knave's literary fame.] sometimes, for
+instance in Hierocles, sometimes in Diogenes Laertius, in Plutarch, or
+in Athenaeus. Now the thing you know claimed by so many people, could
+not belong to all of them: _all_ of them could not be the inventors.
+Logic and common sense unite in showing us that it must have belonged
+to the moderns, who had clearly been hustled and robbed by the
+ancients, so much more likely to commit a robbery than Christians, they
+being all Gentiles--Pagans--Heathen dogs. What do I infer from this?
+Why, that upon _any_ solution of the case, hardly one worthy
+saying can be mentioned, hardly one jest, pun, or sarcasm, which has
+not been the occasion and subject of many falsehoods--as having been
+_au-(and men)-daciously_ transferred from generation to generation,
+sworn to in every age as this man's property, or that man's,
+by people that must have known they were lying, until you retire
+from the investigation with a conviction, that under any system of
+chronology, the science of lying is the only one that has never
+drooped. Date from _Anno Domini_, or from the Julian era, patronize
+Olympiads, or patronize (as _I_ do, from misanthropy, because nobody
+else _will_) the era of Nabonassar,--no matter, upon every road,
+thicker than mile-stones, you see records of human mendacity, or (which
+is much worse, in my opinion,) of human sympathy with other people's
+mendacity.
+
+This digression, now, on anecdotes,[Footnote: The word 'Anecdotes,'
+first, I believe, came into currency about the middle of the 6th
+century, from the use made of it by Procopius. _Literally_ it
+indicated nothing that could interest either public malice or public
+favor; it promised only _unpublished_ notices of the Emperor
+Justinian, his wife Theodora, Narses, Belisarius, &c. But _why_
+had they been unpublished? Simply because scandalous and defamatory:
+and hence, from the interest which invested the case of an imperial
+court so remarkable, this oblique, secondary and purely accidental
+modification of the word came to influence its _general_ acceptation.
+Simply to have been previously unpublished, no longer raised any
+statement into an anecdote: it now received a new integration
+it must be some fresh publication of _personal_ memorabilia; and
+these having reference to _human_ creatures, must always be
+presumed to involve more evil than good--much defamation
+true or false--much doubtful insinuation--much suggestion of things
+worse than could be openly affirmed. So arose the word: but the
+_thing_ arose with Suetonius, that dear, excellent and hard-
+working 'father of lies.'] is what the learned call an _excursus_,
+and, I am afraid, too long by half; not strictly in proportion. But
+don't mind _that_. I'll make it all right by being too short upon
+something else, at the next opportunity; and then nobody can complain.
+Meantime, I argue, that as all brilliant or epigrammatic anecdotes are
+probably false, (a thing that hereafter I shall have much pleasure in
+making out to the angry reader's satisfaction,) but to a dead certainty
+those anecdotes, in particular, which bear marks in their construction
+that a rhetorical effect of art had been contemplated by the narrator,
+--we may take for granted, that the current stories ascribing modern
+wars (French and English) to accidents the most inconsiderable, are
+false even in a literal sense; but at all events they are so when
+valued philosophically, and brought out into their circumstantial
+relations. For instance, we have a French anecdote, from the latter
+part of the seventeenth century, which ascribes one bloody war to the
+accident of a little 'miff,' arising between the king and his minister
+upon some such trifle as the situation of a palace window. Again, from
+the early part of the eighteenth century, we have an English anecdote,
+ascribing consequences no less bloody to a sudden feud between two
+ladies, and that feud, (if I remember,) tracing itself up to a pair of
+gloves; so that, in effect, the war and the gloves form the two poles
+of the transaction. Harlequin throws a pair of Limerick gloves into a
+corn-mill; and the spectator is astonished to see the gloves
+immediately issuing from the hopper, well ground into seven armies of
+one hundred thousand men each, and with parks of artillery to
+correspond. In these two anecdotes, we recognize at once the able and
+industrious artist arranging his materials with a pious regard to
+theatrical effect. This man knows how to group his figures; well he
+understands where to plant his masses of light and shade; and what
+impertinence it would be in us spectators, the reader suppose and
+myself, to go behind the scenes for critical inquiry into daylight
+realities. All reasonable men see that, the less of such realities our
+artist had to work with, the more was his merit. I am one of those that
+detest all insidious attempts to rob men situated as this artist of
+their fair fame, by going about and whispering that perhaps the thing
+is true. Far from it! I sympathize with the poor trembling artist, and
+agree most cordially that the whole story is a lie; and he may rely
+upon my support at all times to the extent of denying that any vestige
+of truth probably lay at the foundations of his ingenious apologue. And
+what I say of the English fable, I am willing to say of the French one.
+Both, I dare say, were the rankest fictions. But next, what, after all,
+if they were _not?_ For, in the rear of all discussion upon anecdotes,
+considered simply as true or _not_ true, comes finally a _valuation_
+of those anecdotes in their moral relation, and as to the inferences
+which they will sustain. The story, for example, of the French
+minister Louvois, and the adroitness with which he fastened upon
+great foreign potentates, in the shape of war, that irritability
+of temper in his royal master which threatened to consume himself; the
+diplomatic address with which he transmuted suddenly a task so delicate
+as that of skirmishing daily in a Council Chamber with his own
+sovereign, into that far jollier mode of disputation where one replies
+to all objections of the very keenest logician, either with round shot
+or with grape; here is an anecdote, which (for my own part) I am
+inclined to view as pure gasconade. But suppose the story true, still
+it may happen that a better valuation of it may disturb the whole
+edifice of logical inferences by which it seemed to favor the
+speculations of the war abolitionists. Let us see. What _was_ the
+logic through which such a tale as this could lend any countenance to
+the schemes of these abolitionists? That logic travelled in the
+following channel. Such a tale, or the English tale of the gloves,
+being supposed true, it would seem to follow, that war and the purposes
+of war were phenomena of chance growth, not attached to any instinct so
+ancient, and apparently so grooved into the dark necessities of our
+nature, as we had all taken for granted. Usually, we rank war with
+hunger, with cold, with sorrow, with death, afflictions of our human
+state that spring up as inevitably without separate culture and in
+defiance of all hostile culture, as verdure, as weeds, and as flowers
+that overspread in spring time a fertile soil without needing to be
+sown or watered--awful is the necessity, as it seems, of all such
+afflictions. Yet, again, if (as these anecdote simply) war could by
+possibility depend frequently on accidents of personal temperament,
+irritability in a sensual king, wounded sensibilities of pride between
+two sensitive ladies, there in a moment shone forth a light of hope
+upon the crusade against war.
+
+If _personal_ accidents could, to any serious extent, be amongst
+the causes of war, then it would become a hopeful duty to combine
+personal influences that should take an opposite direction. If casual
+causes could be supposed chiefly to have promoted war, how easy for a
+nation to arrange permanent and determinate causes against it! The
+logic of these anecdotes seemed to argue that the whole fountains of
+war were left to the government of chance and the windiest of levities;
+that war was not in reality roused into activity by the evil that
+resides in the human will, but on the contrary, by the simple defect of
+any will energetic enough or steady enough to merit that name.
+Multitudes of evils exist in our social system, simply because no
+steadiness of attention, nor action of combined will, has been
+converged upon them. War, by the silent evidence of these anecdotes,
+seemed to lie amongst that class of evils. A new era might be expected
+to commence in new views upon war; and the evil would be half conquered
+from the moment that it should be traced to a trivial or a personal
+origin.
+
+All this was plausible, but false. The anecdotes, and all similar
+anecdotes, might be true, but were delusive. The logical vice in them
+was--that they substituted an occasion for a cause. The king's ill
+temper for instance, acting through the levity and impatience of the
+minister, might be the _causa occasionalis_ of the war, but not
+its true _causa efficiens_. What _was?_ Where do the true permanent
+causes of war, as distinguished from its proximate excitements,
+find their lodgment and abiding ground? They lie in the system
+of national competitions; in the common political system to which
+all individual nations are unavoidably parties; in the system of
+public forces distributed amongst a number of adjacent nations, with no
+internal principle for adjusting the equilibrium of these forces, and
+no supreme _Areopagus_, or court of appeal, for deciding disputes.
+Here lies the _matrix_ of war, because an eternal _matrix_ of
+disputes lies in a system of interests that are continually the same,
+and therefore the parents of rivalships too close, that are continually
+different, and so far the parents of alienation too wide. All war is an
+instinctive _nisus_ for redressing the errors of equilibrium in
+the relative position of nations amongst nations. Every nation's duty,
+first, midst, and last, is to itself. No nation can be safe from
+continual (because insensible) losses of ground, but by continual
+jealousies, watchings, and ambitious strivings to mend its own
+position. Civilities and high-bred courtesies pass and ought to pass
+between nations; that is the graceful drapery which shrouds their
+natural, fierce, and tiger-like relations to each other. But the
+glaring eyes, which express this deep and inalienable ferocity, look
+out at intervals from below these gorgeous draperies; and sad it is to
+think that at intervals the acts and the temper suitable to those
+glaring eyes _must_ come forward. Mr. Carter was on terms of the
+most exquisite dissimulation with his lions and tigers; but, as often
+as he trusted his person amongst them, if, in the midst of infinite
+politeness exchanged on all sides, he saw a certain portentous
+expression of mutiny kindling in the eyeball of any discontented tiger,
+all was lost, unless he came down instantly upon that tiger's skull
+with a blow from an iron bar, that suggested something like apoplexy.
+On such terms do nations meet in diplomacy; high consideration for each
+other does not conceal the basis of enmity on which they rest; not an
+enmity that belongs to their feelings, but to the necessities of their
+position. Every nation in negotiating has its right hand upon the hilt
+of its sword, and at intervals playfully unsheaths a little of its
+gleaming blade. As things stand at present, war and peace are bound
+together like the vicissitudes of day and night, of Castor and Pollux.
+It matters little which bucket of the two is going up at the moment,
+which going down. Both are steadfastly tied by a system of alternations
+to a revolving wheel; and a new war as certainly becomes due during the
+evolutions of a tedious peace, as a new peace may be relied on during
+the throes of a bloody war, to tranquillize its wounds. Consequently,
+when the arrogant Louvois carried a war to the credit of his own little
+account on the national leger of France, this coxcomb well knew that a
+war was at any rate due about that time. Really, says he, I must find
+out some little war to exhaust the _surplus_ irritability of this
+person, or he'll be the death of me. But irritable or not irritable,
+with a puppy for his minister or not, the French king would naturally
+have been carried headlong into war by the mere system of Europe,
+within a very few months. So much had the causes of complaint
+reciprocally accumulated. The account must be cleansed, the court roll
+of grievances must be purged. With respect to the two English ladies
+again, it is still more evident that they could not have _caused_
+a war by pulling caps with each other, since the grounds of every war,
+what had caused it, and prolonged it, was sure to be angrily reviewed
+by Parliament at each annual exposition of the Finance Minister's
+Budget. These ladies, and the French coxcomb, could at the utmost have
+claimed a distinction--such as that which belonged to a particular
+Turkish gunner, the captain of a gun at Navarino, viz., that he, by
+firing the first shot without orders, did (as a matter of fact) let
+loose and unmuzzle the whole of that dreadful iron hurricane from four
+nations which instantly followed, but which (be it known to the gunner)
+could not have been delayed for fifty minutes longer, whether he had
+fired the unauthorized gun or not.
+
+But now, let me speak to the second proposition of my two-headed
+thesis, viz., that war _ought_ not to be abolished, if such an
+abolition were even possible. _Prima facie_, it seems a dreadful
+doctrine to claim a place for war as amongst the evils that are
+salutary to man; but conscientiously I hold it to be such. I hold with
+Wordsworth, but for reasons which may or may not be the same, since he
+has not stated _his_--
+
+ 'That God's most dreaded instrument,
+ In working out a pure intent,
+ Is man--array'd for mutual slaughter:
+ Yea, Carnage is his daughter.'
+
+I am obliged to hold, that supposing so romantic a condition realized
+as the cessation of war, this change, unless other evils were
+previously abolished, or neutralized in a way still more romantic to
+suppose, would not be for the welfare of human nature, but would tend
+to its rapid degradation.
+
+One, in fact, of the earliest aspects under which this moral necessity
+for war forces itself upon our notice, is its physical necessity. I
+mean to say that one of the earliest reasons why war _ought_ to
+exist, is because under any mode of suppressing war, virtually it
+_will_ exist. Banish war as now administered, and it will revolve
+upon us in a worse shape, that is, in a shape of predatory and ruffian
+war, more and more licentious, as it enjoys no privilege or sufferance,
+by the supposition, under the national laws. Will the causes of war die
+away because war is forbidden? Certainly not; and the only result of
+the prohibition would be to throw back the exercise of war from
+national into private and mercenary hands; and _that_ is precisely
+the retrograde or inverse course of civilization; for, in the natural
+order of civilization, war passes from the hands of knights, barons,
+insulated cities, into those of the universal community. If, again, it
+is attempted to put down this lawless _guerilla_ state by national
+forces, then the result will be to have established an interminable
+warfare of a mixed character, private and public, civil and foreign,
+infesting the frontiers of all states like a fever, and in substitution
+for the occasional and intermitting wars of high national police,
+administered with the dignified responsibility that belongs to supreme
+rank, with the humanity that belongs to conscious power, and with the
+diminishing havoc that belongs to increasing skill in the arts of
+destruction. Even as to this last feature in warfare, which in the war
+of brigands and _condottieri_ would for many reasons instantly
+decay, no reader can fail to be aware of the marvels effected by the
+forces of inventive science that run along side by side with the
+advances of civilization; look back even to the grandest period of the
+humane Roman warfare, listen to the noblest and most merciful of all
+Roman captains, saying on the day of Pharsalia, (and saying of
+necessity,) 'Strike at their faces, cavalry,'--yes, absolutely
+directing his own troopers to plough up with their sabres the blooming
+faces of the young Roman nobility; and then pass to a modern field of
+battle, where all is finished by musquetry and artillery amidst clouds
+of smoke, no soldier recognizing his own desolations, or the ghastly
+ruin of his own right arm, so that war, by losing all its brutality, is
+losing half of its demoralization.
+
+War, so far from ending, because war was forbidden and nationally
+renounced, on the contrary would transmigrate into a more fearful
+shape. As things are at present, (and, observe, they are always growing
+better,) what numbers of noble-minded men, in the persons of our
+officers (yes, and often of non-commissioned officers,) do we British,
+for example, disperse over battle-fields, that could not dishonor their
+glorious uniform by any countenance to an act of cruelty! They are eyes
+delegated from the charities of our domestic life, to overlook and curb
+the license of war. I remember, in Xenophon, some passage where he
+describes a class of Persian gentlemen, who were called the
+_ophthalmoi_, or _eyes_ of the king; but for a very different
+purpose. These British officers may be called the _opthalmoi_, or
+eyes of our Sovereign Lady, that into every corner of the battle carry
+their scrutiny, lest any cruelty should be committed on the helpless,
+or any advantage taken of a dying enemy. But mark, such officers would
+be rare in the irregular troops succeeding to the official armies. And
+through this channel, amongst others, war, when cried down by act of
+Parliament, and precisely _because_ it was cried down, would
+become more perilously effective for the degradation of human nature.
+Being itself dishonored, war would become the more effective as an
+instrument for the dishonoring of its agents. However, at length, we
+will suppose the impossible problem solved--war, we will assume, is at
+last put down.
+
+At length there is no more war. Though by the way, let me whisper in
+your ear, (supposing you to be a Christian,) this would be a
+prelibation drawn prematurely from the cup of millennial happiness;
+and, strictly speaking, there is no great homage to religion, even thus
+far--in figuring _that_ to be the purchase of man for himself, and
+through his own efforts, which is viewed by Scripture as a glory
+removed to the infinite and starry distance of a millennium, and as the
+_teleutaion epigeinaema_, the last crowning attainment of
+Christian truth, no longer _militant_ on earth. Christianity it
+is, but Christianity when _triumphant_, and no longer in conflict
+with adverse, or thwarting, or limiting influences, which only can be
+equal to a revolution so mighty. But all this, for the sake of pursuing
+the assumption, let us agree to waive. In reality, there are two
+separate stations taken up by the war denouncers. One class hold, that
+an influence derived from political economy is quite equal to the
+flying leap by which man is to clear this unfathomable gulph of war,
+and to land his race for ever on the opposite shore of a self-
+sustaining peace. Simply, the contemplation of national debts, (as a
+burthen which never would have existed without war,) and a computation
+of the waste, havoc, unproductive labor, &c., attached to any single
+campaign--these, they imagine, might suffice, _per se_, for the
+extinction of war. But the other class cannot go along with a
+speculation so infirm. Reasons there are, in the opposite scale,
+tempting man into war,--which are far mightier than any motives
+addressed to his self-interest. Even straining her energies to the
+utmost, they regard all policy of the _purse_ as adequate: anything
+short of religion, they are satisfied, must be incommensurate to a
+result so vast.
+
+I myself certainly agree with this last class; but upon this arises a
+delusion, which I shall have some trouble in making the reader
+understand: and of this I am confident-that a majority, perhaps, in
+every given amount of readers, will share in the delusion; will part
+from me in the persuasion that the error I attempt to expose is no
+error at all, but that it is myself who am in the wrong. The delusion
+which I challenge as such, respects the very meaning and value of a
+sacrifice made to Christianity. What is it? what do we properly mean,
+by a concession or a sacrifice made to a spiritual power, such as
+Christianity? If a king and his people, impressed by the unchristian
+character of war, were to say, in some solemn act--'We, the parties
+undersigned, for the reasons stated in the body of this document,
+proclaim to all nations, that from and after Midsummer eve of the year
+1850, this being the eve of St. John the Baptist, (who was the herald
+of Christ,) we will no more prosecute any interest of ours, unless the
+one sole interest of national defence, by means of war,--and this
+sacrifice we make as a concession and act of homage to Christianity,--
+would _that_ vow, I ask, sincerely offered, and steadily observed,
+really be a sacrifice made to Christianity? Not at all. A sacrifice,
+that was truly such, to a spiritual religion, must be a sacrifice not
+verbally (though sincerely) dedicating itself to the religion, but a
+sacrifice wrought and accomplished by that religion, through and by its
+own spirit. Midsummer eve of 1850 could clearly make no spiritual
+change in the king or his people--such they would be on the morning
+after St. John's day, as on the morning before it--_i. e._, filled
+with all elements (though possibly undeveloped) of strife, feud,
+pernicious ambition,
+
+The delusion, therefore, which I charge upon this religious class of
+war denouncers is, that whilst they see and recognize this infinite
+imperfection of any influence which Christianity yet exercises upon the
+world, they nevertheless rely upon that acknowledged shadow for the
+accomplishment of what would, in such circumstances, be a real miracle;
+they rely upon that shadow, as truly and entirely as if it were already
+that substance which, in a vast revolution of ages, it will finally
+become. And they rely upon this mockery in _two_ senses; first,
+for the _endurance_ of the frail human resolution that would thaw
+in an hour before a great outrage, or provocation suited to the nobler
+infirmities of man. Secondly, which is the point I mainly aim at,
+assuming, for a moment, that the resolution _could_ endure,
+amongst all mankind, we are all equally convinced, that an evil so vast
+is not likely to be checked or controlled, except by some very
+extraordinary power. Well, where _is_ it? Show me that power. I
+know of none but Christianity. _There_, undoubtedly, is hope. But,
+in order that the hope may become rational, the power must become
+practical. And practical it is not in the extent required, until this
+Christianity, from being dimly appreciated by a section [Footnote
+_What_ section, if you please? I, for my part, do not agree with
+those that geographically degrade Christianity as occupying but a
+trifle on the area of our earth. Mark this; all Eastern populations
+have dwindled upon better acquaintance. Persia that _ought_ to
+have, at least, two hundred and fifty millions of people, and
+_would_ have them under English government, and once was supposed
+to have at least one hundred millions, how many millions has she?
+_Eight!_ This was ascertained by Napoleon's emissary in 1808,
+General Gardanne. Afghanistan has very little more, though some falsely
+count fourteen millions. There go two vast chambers of Mahometanism;
+not twenty millions between them. Hindostan may _really_ have one
+hundred and twenty millions claimed for her. As to the Burman Empire,
+I, nor anybody else knows the truth. But, as to China, I have never for
+a moment been moved by those ridiculous estimates of the flowery
+people, which our simple countrymen copy. Instead of three hundred and
+fifty millions, a third of the human race upon the most exaggerated
+estimate, read eighty or one hundred millions at most. Africa, as it
+regards religion, counts for a cipher. Europe, America, and the half of
+Asia, as to space, are Christian. Consequently, the total _facit_,
+as regards Christianity, is not what many amiable infidels make it to
+be. My dears, your wish was father to that thought.] of this world,
+shall have been the law that overrides the whole. That consummation is
+not immeasurably distant. Even now, from considerations connected with
+China, with New Zealand, Borneo, Australia, we may say, that already
+the fields are white for harvest. But alas! the interval is brief
+between Christianity small, and Christianity great, as regards space or
+terraqueous importance, compared with that interval which separates
+Christianity formally professed, from Christianity thankfully
+acknowledged by universal man in beauty and power.
+
+Here, therefore, is one spoke in the wheel for so vast a change as war
+dethroned, viz., that you see no cause, though you should travel round
+the whole horizon, adequate to so prodigious an effect. What could do
+it? Why, Christianity could do it. Aye, true; but man disarms
+Christianity. And no mock Christianity, no lip homage to Christianity,
+will answer.
+
+But is war, then, to go on for ever? Are we never to improve? Are
+nations to conduct their intercourse eternally under the secret
+understanding that an unchristian solution of all irreconcileable feuds
+stands in the rear as the ultimate appeal? I answer that war, going on
+even for ever, may still be for ever amending its modes and its results
+upon human happiness; secondly, that we not only are under no fatal
+arrest in our process of improvement, but that, as regards war, history
+shows how steadily we _have_ been improving; and, thirdly, that
+although war may be irreversible as the last resource, this last
+resource may constantly be retiring further into the rear. Let us speak
+to this last point. War is the last resource only, because other and
+more intellectual resources for solving disputes are not available. And
+_why_ are they not? Simply, because the knowledge, and the logic,
+which ultimately will govern the case, and the very circumstances of
+the case itself in its details, as the basis on which this knowledge
+and logic are to operate, happen not to have been sufficiently
+developed. A code of law is not a spasmodic effort of gigantic talent
+in any one man or any one generation; it is a slow growth of accidents
+and occasions expanding with civilization; dependent upon time as a
+multiform element in its development; and presupposing often a
+concurrent growth of _analogous_ cases towards the completion of
+its system. For instance, the law which regulates the rights of
+shipping, seafaring men, and maritime commerce--how slow was its
+development! Before such works as the _Consolato del Mare_ had
+been matured, how wide must have been the experience, and how slow its
+accumulation! During that long period of infancy for law, how many must
+have been the openings for ignorant and unintentional injustice! How
+differently, again, will the several parties to any transaction
+construe the rights of the case! Discussion, without rules for guiding
+it, will but embitter the dispute. And in the absence of all guidance
+from the intellect, gradually weaving a _common_ standard of
+international appeal, it is clear that nations _must_ fight, and
+_ought_ to fight. Not being convinced, it is base to pretend that
+you _are_ convinced; and failing to be convinced by your neighbor's
+arguments, you confess yourself a poltroon (and moreover you
+_invite_ injuries from every neighbor) if you pocket your wrongs.
+The only course in such a case is to thump your neighbor, and to thump
+him soundly for the present. This treatment is very serviceable to your
+neighbor's optics; he sees things in a new light after a sufficient
+course of so distressing a regimen. But mark, even in this case, war
+has no tendency to propagate war, but tends to the very opposite
+result. To thump is as costly, and in other ways as painful, as to
+_be_ thumped. The evil to both sides arises in an undeveloped
+state of law. If rights were defined by a well considered code growing
+out of long experience, each party sees that this scourge of war would
+continually tend to limit itself. Consequently the very necessity of
+war becomes the strongest invitation to that system of judicial logic
+which forms its sole limitation. But all war whatsoever stands in these
+circumstances. It follows that all war whatever, unless on the brutal
+principle of a Spartan warfare, that made war its own sufficient object
+and self-justification, operates as a perpetual bounty offered to men
+upon the investigation and final adjudication of those disputed cases
+through which war prospers. Hence it is, viz., because the true
+boundaries of reciprocal rights are for ever ascertaining themselves
+more clearly, that war is growing less frequent. The fields open to
+injustice (which originally from pure ignorance are so vast)
+continually (through deeper and more expansive surveys by man's
+intellect--searching--reflecting--comparing) are narrowing themselves;
+narrowing themselves in this sense, that all nations under a common
+centre of religious civilization, as Christendom suppose, or Islamism,
+would not fight--no, and would not (by the national sense of wrong and
+right) be permitted to fight--in a cause _confessedly_ condemned
+by equity as now developed. The causes of war that still remain, are
+causes on which international law is silent--that large arrear of cases
+as yet unsettled; or else they are cases in which though law speaks
+with an authentic voice, it speaks in vain, because the circumstances
+are doubtful; so that, if the law is fixed as a lamp nailed to a wall,
+yet the _incidence_ of the law on the particular circumstances,
+becomes as doubtful as the light of the lamp upon objects that are
+capriciously moving. We see all this illustrated in a class of cases
+that powerfully illustrate the good and the bad in war, the why and the
+wherefore, as likewise the why _not_, and therefore I presume the
+wherefore _not_; and this class of cases belongs to the _lex
+vicinitatis_. In the Roman law this section makes a great figure.
+And speaking accurately, it makes a greater in our own. But the reason
+why this _law of neighborhood_ seems to fill so much smaller a
+section in ours, is because in English law, being _positively_ a
+longer section, _negatively_ to the whole compass of our law, it
+is less. The Roman law would have paved a road to the moon. And what is
+_that_ expressed in time? Let us see: a railway train, worked at
+the speed of the Great Western Express, accomplishes easily a thousand
+miles in twenty-four hours; consequently in two hundred and forty days
+or eight months it would run into the moon with its buffers, and break
+up the quarters of that Robinson Crusoe who (and without any Friday) is
+the only policeman that parades that little pensive appendage or tender
+to our fuming engine of an earth. But the English law--oh frightful
+reader, don't even think of such a question as its relation in space
+and time to the Roman law. That it would stretch to the fixed stars is
+plain, but to which of them,--don't now, dear persecuting reader,
+unsettle our brains by asking. Enough it is that both in Roman and
+English law the rights of neighborhood are past measuring. Has a man a
+right to play the German flute, where the partitions are slender, all
+day long in the house adjoining to yours? Or, supposing a beneficent
+jury (beneficent to _him_) finds this to be no legal nuisance, has
+he a right to play it ill? Or, because juries, when tipsy, will wink at
+anything, does the privilege extend to the jew's-harp? to the poker and
+tongs? to the marrowbones and cleavers? Or, without ranging through the
+whole of the _Spectator's_ culinary music, will the bagpipes be
+found within benefit of jury law? _War to the knife_ I say, before
+we'll submit to _that_. And if the law won't protect us against
+it, then we'll turn rebels.
+
+Now this law of neighborhood, this _lex vicinitatis_, amongst the
+Romans, righted itself and settled itself, as amongst ourselves it
+continues to do, by means of actions or legal suits. If a man poisons
+us with smoke, we compel him by an action to eat his own smoke, or (if
+he chooses) to make his chimneys eat it. Here you see is a transmuted
+war; in a barbarous state, fire and sword would have avenged this
+invasion of smoke; but amongst civilized men, paper bullets in the form
+of _Qui tam_ and _Scire facias_, beat off the enemy. And on the same
+principle, exactly as the law of international rights clears up its
+dark places, war gradually narrows its grounds, and the _jus gentium_
+defines itself through national attorneys, _i. e._, diplomatists.
+
+For instance, now I have myself seen a case where a man cultivating a
+flower-garden, and distressed for some deliverance from his rubbish of
+dead leaves, litter, straw, stones, took the desperate resolution of
+projecting the whole upon his neighbor's flower-garden. I, a chance
+spectator of the outrage, knew too much of this world to lodge any
+protest against it, on the principle of mere abstract justice; so it
+would have passed unnoticed, but for the accident that his injured
+neighbor unexpectedly raised up his head above the dividing wall, and
+reproached the aggressor with his unprincipled conduct. This aggressor,
+adding evil to evil, suggested as the natural remedy for his own wrong,
+that the sufferer should pass the nuisance onwards to the garden next
+beyond him; from which it might be posted forward on the same
+principle. The aggrieved man, however, preferred passing it back,
+without any discount to the original proprietor. Here now, is a ripe
+case, a _causa teterrima_, for war between the parties, and for a
+national war had the parties been nations. In fact, the very same
+injury, in a more aggravated shape, is perpetrated from time to time by
+Jersey upon ourselves, and would, upon a larger scale, right itself by
+war. Convicts are costly to maintain; and Jersey, whose national
+revenue is limited, being too well aware of this, does us the favor to
+land upon the coasts of Hampshire, Dorset, &c., all the criminals whom
+she cannot summarily send back to self-support, at each jail-delivery.
+'What are we to do in England?' is the natural question propounded by
+the injured scoundrels, when taking leave of their Jersey escort.
+'Anything you please,' is the answer: 'rise if you can, to be dukes:
+only never come back hither; since, dukes or _no_ dukes, to the
+rest of Christendom, to _us_ of the Channel Islands you will
+always be transported felons.' There is therefore a good right of
+action, _i.e._, a good ground of war, against Jersey, on the part
+of Great Britain, since, besides the atrocious injury inflicted, this
+unprincipled little island has the audacity to regard our England, (all
+Europe looking on,) as existing only for the purposes of a sewer or
+cess-pool to receive _her_ impurities. Some time back I remember a
+Scottish newspaper holding up the case as a newly discovered horror in
+the social system. But, in a quiet way Jersey has always been engaged
+in this branch of exportation, and rarely fails to 'run' a cargo of
+rogues upon our shore, once or so in the season. What amuses one
+besides, in this Scottish denunciation of the villany, is, that
+Scotland [Footnote: To banish them 'forth of the kingdom,' was the
+_euphuismus_; but the reality understood was--to carry the knaves,
+like foxes in a bag, to the English soil, and there unbag them for
+English use.] of old, pursued the very same mode of jail-delivery as to
+knaves that were not thought ripe enough for hanging: she carted them
+to the English border, unchained them, and hurried them adrift into the
+wilderness, saying--Now, boys, shift for yourselves, and henceforth
+plunder none but Englishmen.
+
+What I deduce from all this is, that as the feuds arising between
+individuals under the relation of neighbors, are so far from tending to
+a hostile result, that, on the contrary, as coming under a rule of law
+already ascertained, or furnishing the basis for a new rule, they
+gradually tighten the cords which exclude all opening for quarrel; not
+otherwise is the result, and therefore the usefulness, of war amongst
+nations. All the causes of war, the occasions upon which it is likely
+to arise, the true and the ostensible motives, are gradually evolved,
+are examined, searched, valued, by publicists; and by such means, in
+the further progress of men, a comprehensive law of nations will
+finally be accumulated, not such as now passes for international law,
+(a worthless code that _has_ no weight in the practice of nations,
+nor deserves any,) but one which will exhaust the great body of cases
+under which wars have arisen under the Christian era, and gradually
+collect a public opinion of Christendom upon the nature of each
+particular case. The causes that _have_ existed for war are the
+causes that _will_ exist; or, at least, they are the same under
+modifications that will simply vary the rule, as our law cases in the
+courts are every day circumstantiating the particular statute
+concerned. At this stage of advance, and when a true European opinion
+has been created, a '_sensus communis_,' or community of feeling
+on the main classifications of wars, it will become possible to erect a
+real Areopagus, or central congress for all Christendom, not with any
+commission to suppress wars,--a policy which would neutralize itself by
+reacting as a fresh cause of war, since high-spirited nations would arm
+for the purpose of resisting such decrees; but with the purpose and the
+effect of oftentimes healing local or momentary animosities, and also
+by publishing the opinion of Europe, assembled in council, with the
+effect of taking away the shadow of dishonor from the act of retiring
+from war. Not to mention that the mere delay, involved in the waiting
+for the solemn opinion of congress, would always be friendly to pacific
+councils. But _would_ the belligerents wait? That concession might
+be secured by general exchange of treaties, in the same way that the
+cooperation of so many nations has been secured to the suppression of
+the trade in slaves. And one thing is clear, that when all the causes
+of war, involving _manifest_ injustice, are banished by the force
+of European opinion, focally converged upon the subject, the range of
+war will be prodigiously circumscribed. The costliness of war, which,
+for various reasons has been continually increasing since the feudal
+period, will operate as another limitation upon its field, concurring
+powerfully with the public declaration from a council of collective
+Christendom.
+
+There is, besides, a distinct and separate cause of war, more fatal to
+the possibilities of peace in Europe than open injustice; and this
+cause being certainly in the hands of nations to deal with as they
+please, there is a tolerable certainty that a congress _sincerely_
+pacific would cut it up by the roots. It is a cause noticed by Kant in
+his Essay on Perpetual Peace, and with great sagacity, though otherwise
+that little work is not free from visionary self-delusions: and this
+cause lies in the diplomacy of Europe. Treaties of peace are so
+constructed, as almost always to sow the seeds of future wars. This
+seems to the inexperienced reader a matter of carelessness or laxity in
+the choice of expression; and sometimes it may have been so; but more
+often it has been done under the secret dictation of powerful courts--
+making peaces only as truces, anxious only for time to nurse their
+energies, and to keep open some plausible call for war. This is not
+only amongst the most extensive causes of war, but the very worst:
+because it gives a colorable air of justice, and almost of necessity to
+a war, which is, in fact, the most outrageously unjust, as being
+derived from a pretext silently prepared in former years, with mere
+subtlety of malice: it is a war growing out of occasions, forged
+beforehand, lest no occasions should spontaneously arise. Now, this
+cause of war could and would be healed by a congress, and through an
+easy reform in European diplomacy.[Footnote: One great _nidus_ of
+this insidious preparation for war under the very masque of peace,
+which Kant, from brevity, has failed to particularize, lies in the
+neglecting to make any provision for cases that are likely enough to
+arise. A, B, C, D, are all equally possible, but the treaty provides a
+specific course of action only for A, suppose. Then upon B or C
+arising, the high contracting parties, though desperately and equally
+pacific, find themselves committed to war actually by a treaty of
+lasting peace. Their pacific majesties sigh, and say--Alas! that it
+should be so, but really fight we must, for what says the treaty?]
+
+It is the strongest confirmation of the power inherent in growing
+civilization, to amend war, and to narrow the field of war, if we look
+back for the records of the changes in this direction which have
+already arisen in generations before our own.
+
+The most careless reviewer of history can hardly fail to read a rude
+outline of progress made by men in the rights, and consequently in the
+duties of war through the last twenty-five centuries. It is a happy
+circumstance for man--that oftentimes he is led by pure selfishness
+into reforms, the very same as high principle would have prompted; and
+in the next stage of his advance, when once habituated to an improved
+code of usages, he begins to find a gratification to his sensibilities,
+(partly luxurious sensibilities, but partly moral,) in what originally
+had been a mere movement of self-interest. Then comes a third stage, in
+which having thoroughly reconciled himself to a better order of things,
+and made it even necessary to his own comfort, at length he begins in
+his reflecting moments to perceive a moral beauty and a fitness in
+arrangements that had emanated from accidents of convenience, so that
+finally he generates a sublime pleasure of conscientiousness out of
+that which originally commenced in the meanest forms of mercenary
+convenience. A Roman lady of rank, out of mere voluptuous regard to her
+own comfort, revolted from the harsh clamors of eternal chastisements
+inflicted on her numerous slaves; she forbade them; the grateful slaves
+showed their love for her; gradually and unintentionally she trained
+her feelings, when thus liberated from a continual temptation to the
+sympathies with cruelty, into a demand for gentler and purer
+excitement. Her purpose had been one of luxury; but, by the benignity
+of nature still watching for ennobling opportunities, the actual result
+was a development given to the higher capacities of her heart. In the
+same way, when the brutal right (and in many circumstances the brutal
+duty) of inflicting death upon prisoners taken in battle, had exchanged
+itself for the profits of ransom or slavery, this relaxation of
+ferocity (though commencing in selfishness) gradually exalted itself
+into a habit of mildness, and some dim perception of a sanctity in
+human life. The very vice of avarice ministered to the purification of
+barbarism; and the very evil of slavery in its earliest form was
+applied to the mitigation of another evil--war conducted in the spirit
+of piratical outrage. The commercial instincts of men having worked one
+set of changes in war, a second set of changes was prompted by
+instincts derived from the arts of ornament and pomp. Splendor of arms,
+of banners, of equipages, of ceremonies, and the elaborate forms of
+intercourse with enemies through conferences, armistices, treaties of
+peace, &c., having tamed the savagery of war into connection with modes
+of intellectual grandeur, and with the endless restraints of
+superstition or scrupulous religion,--a permanent light of civilization
+began to steal over the bloody shambles of buccaneering warfare. Other
+modes of harmonizing influences arose more directly from the bosom of
+war itself. Gradually the mere practice of war, and the culture of war
+though merely viewed as a rude trade of bloodshed, ripened into an
+intellectual art. Were it merely with a view to more effectual carnage,
+this art (however simple and gross at first) opened at length into wide
+scientific arts, into strategies, into tactics, into castrametation,
+into poliorcetics, and all the processes through which the first rude
+efforts of martial cunning finally connect themselves with the
+exquisite resources of science. War, being a game in which each side
+forces the other into the instant adoption of all improvements through
+the mere necessities of self-preservation, became continually more
+intellectual.
+
+It is interesting to observe the steps by which, were it only through
+impulses of self-conservation, and when searching with a view to more
+effectual destructiveness, war did and must refine itself from a horrid
+trade of butchery into a magnificent and enlightened science. Starting
+from no higher impulse or question than how to cut throats most
+rapidly, most safely, and on the largest scale, it has issued even at
+our own stage of advance into a science, magnificent, oftentimes
+ennobling, and cleansed from all horrors except those which (not being
+within man's power utterly to divorce from it) no longer stand out as
+reproaches to his humanity.
+
+Meantime a more circumstantial review of war, in relation to its
+motives and the causes assigned for its justification, would expose a
+series of changes greater perhaps than the reader is aware of. Such a
+review, which would too much lengthen a single paper, may or may not
+form the subject of a second. And I will content myself with saying, as
+a closing remark, that this review will detect a principle of steady
+advance in the purification and elevation of war--such as must offer
+hope to those who believe in the possibility of its absolute
+extermination, and must offer consolation to those who (like myself)
+deny it.
+
+
+
+
+THE LAST DAYS OF IMMANUEL KANT.
+
+
+I take it for granted that every person of education will acknowledge
+some interest in the personal history of Immanuel Kant. A great man,
+though in an unpopular path, must always be an object of liberal
+curiosity. To suppose a reader thoroughly indifferent to Kant, is to
+suppose him thoroughly unintellectual; and, therefore, though in
+reality he should happen _not_ to regard him with interest, it is
+one of the fictions of courtesy to presume that he does. On this
+principle I make no apology to the reader for detaining him upon a
+short sketch of Kant's life and domestic habits, drawn from the
+authentic records of his friends and pupils. It is true, that, without
+any illiberality on the part of the public in this country, the
+_works_ of Kant are not regarded with the same interest which has
+gathered about his _name_; and this may be attributed to three
+causes--first, to the language in which they are written; secondly, to
+the supposed obscurity of the philosophy which they teach, whether
+intrinsic or due to Kant's particular mode of expounding it; thirdly,
+to the unpopularity of all speculative philosophy, no matter how
+treated, in a country where the structure and tendency of society
+impress upon the whole activities of the nation a direction exclusively
+practical. But, whatever may be the immediate fortunes of his writings,
+no man of enlightened curiosity will regard the author himself without
+something of a profounder interest. Measured by one test of power,
+viz., by the number of books written directly for or against himself,
+to say nothing of those which he has indirectly modified, there is no
+philosophic writer whatsoever, if we except Aristotle, who can pretend
+to approach Kant in the extent of the influence which he has exercised
+over the minds of men. Such being his claims upon our notice, I repeat
+that it is no more than a reasonable act of respect to the reader--to
+presume in him so much interest about Kant as will justify a sketch of
+his life.
+
+Immanuel Kant, [Footnote: By the paternal side, the family of Kant was
+of Scotch derivation; and hence it is that the name was written by Kant
+the father--_Cant_, that being a Scotch name, and still to be found
+in Scotland. But Immanuel, though he always cherished his Scotch
+descent, substituted a _K_ for a _C_, in order to adapt it better
+to the analogies of the German language.] the second of six
+children, was born at Koenigsberg, in Prussia, a city at that time
+containing about fifty thousand inhabitants, on the 22d of April, 1724.
+His parents were people of humble rank, and not rich even for their own
+station, but able (with some assistance from a near relative, and a
+trifle in addition from a gentleman, who esteemed them for their piety
+and domestic virtues,) to give their son Immanuel a liberal education.
+He was sent when a child to a charity school; and, in the year 1732,
+removed to the Royal (or Frederician) Academy. Here he studied the
+Greek and Latin classics, and formed an intimacy with one of his
+schoolfellows, David Ruhnken, (afterwards so well known to scholars
+under his Latin name of Ruhn-kenius,) which lasted until the death of
+the latter. In 1737, Kant lost his mother, a woman of excellent
+character, and of accomplishments and knowledge beyond her rank, who
+contributed to the future eminence of her illustrious son by the
+direction which she gave to his youthful thoughts, and by the elevated
+morals to which she trained him. Kant never spoke of her to the end of
+his life without the utmost tenderness, and acknowledgment of his great
+obligations to her maternal care. In 1740, at Michaelmas, he entered the
+University of Koenigsberg. In 1746, when about twenty-two years old, he
+printed his first work, upon a question partly mathematical and partly
+philosophic, viz., the valuation of living forces. The question had
+been first moved by Leibnitz, in opposition to the Cartesians, and was
+here finally settled, after having occupied most of the great
+mathematicians of Europe for more than half a century. It was dedicated
+to the King of Prussia, but never reached him--having, in fact, never
+been published. [Footnote: To this circumstance we must attribute its
+being so little known amongst the philosophers and mathematicians of
+foreign countries, and also the fact that D'Alembert, whose philosophy
+was miserably below his mathematics, many years afterwards still
+continued to represent the dispute as a verbal one.] From this time
+until 1770, he supported himself as a private tutor in different
+families, or by giving private lectures in Koenigsberg, especially to
+military men on the art of fortification. In 1770, he was appointed to
+the Chair of Mathematics, which he exchanged soon after for that of
+Logic and Metaphysics. On this occasion, he delivered an inaugural
+disputation--[_De Mundi Sensibilis atque Intelligibilis Forma et
+Principiis_]--which is remarkable for containing the first germs of
+the Transcendental Philosophy. In 1781, he published his great work,
+the _Critik der Reinen Vernunft,_ or _Investigation of the Pure
+Reason_. On February 12, 1804, he died.
+
+These are the great epochs of Kant's life. But his was a life
+remarkable not so much for its incidents, as for the purity and
+philosophic dignity of its daily tenor; and of this the best impression
+will be obtained from Wasianski's account of his last years, checked
+and supported by the collateral testimonies of Jachmann, Rink,
+Borowski, and other biographers. We see him here struggling with the
+misery of decaying faculties, and with the pain, depression, and
+agitation of two different complaints, one affecting his stomach, and
+the other his head; over all which the benignity and nobility of his
+mind are seen victoriously eminent to the last. The principal defect of
+this and all other memoirs of Kant is, that they report too little of
+his conversation and opinions. And perhaps the reader will be disposed
+to complain, that some of the notices are too minute and
+circumstantial, so as to be at one time undignified, and at another
+unfeeling. As to the first objection, it may be answered, that
+biographical gossip of this sort, and ungentlemanly scrutiny into a
+man's private life, though not what a man of honor would choose to
+write, may be read without blame; and, where a great man is the
+subject, sometimes with advantage. With respect to the other objection,
+I know not how to excuse Mr. Wasianski for kneeling at the bed-side of
+his dying friend, to record, with the accuracy of a short-hand
+reporter, the last flutter of his pulse and the struggles of expiring
+nature, except by supposing that the idea of Kant, as a person
+belonging to all ages, in his mind transcended and extinguished the
+ordinary restraints of human sensibility, and that, under this
+impression, he gave _that_ to his sense of a public duty which, it
+may be hoped, he would willingly have declined on the impulse of his
+private affections.
+
+_The following paper on The Last Days of Kant, is gathered from the
+German of Wasianski, Jachmann, Borowski, and others._
+
+My knowledge of Professor Kant began long before the period to which
+this little memorial of him chiefly refers. In the year 1773, or 1774,
+I cannot exactly remember which, I attended his lectures. Afterwards, I
+acted as his amanuensis; and in that office was naturally brought into
+a closer connection with him than any other of his pupils; so that,
+without any request on my part, he granted me a general privilege of
+free admission to his class-room. In 1780 I took orders, and withdrew
+myself from all connection with the university. I still continued,
+however, to reside in Koenigsberg; but wholly forgotten, or wholly
+unnoticed at least, by Kant. Ten years afterwards, (that is to say, in
+1790,) I met him by accident at a party given on occasion of the
+marriage of one of the professors. At table, Kant distributed his
+conversation and attentions pretty generally; but after the
+entertainment, when the company broke up into parties, he came and
+seated himself very obligingly by my side. I was at that time a
+florist--an amateur, I mean, from the passion I had for flowers; upon
+learning which, he talked of my favorite pursuit, and with very
+extensive information. In the course of our conversation, I was
+surprised to find that he was perfectly acquainted with all the
+circumstances of my situation. He reminded me of our previous
+connection; expressed his satisfaction at finding that I was happy; and
+was so good as to desire that, if my engagements allowed me, I would
+now and then come and dine with him. Soon after this, he rose to take
+his leave; and, as our road lay the same way, he proposed to me that I
+should accompany him home. I did so, and received an invitation for the
+next week, with a general invitation for every week after, and
+permission to name my own day. At first I was unable to explain the
+distinction with which Kant had treated me; and I conjectured that some
+obliging friend had spoken of me in his hearing, somewhat more
+advantageously than I could pretend to deserve; but more intimate
+experience has convinced me that he was in the habit of making
+continual inquiries after the welfare of his former pupils, and was
+heartily rejoiced to hear of their prosperity. So that it appeared I
+was wrong in thinking he had forgotten me.
+
+This revival of my intimacy with Professor Kant, coincided pretty
+nearly, in point of time, with a complete change in his domestic
+arrangements. Up to this period it had been his custom to eat at a
+_table d'hote_. But he now began to keep house himself, and every
+day invited two friends to dine with him, and upon any little festival
+from five to eight; for he was a punctual observer of Lord
+Chesterfield's rule--that his dinner party, himself included, should
+not fall below the number of the Graces--nor exceed that of the Muses.
+In the whole economy of his household arrangements, and especially of
+his dinner parties, there was something peculiar and amusingly opposed
+to the usual conventional restraints of society; not, however, that
+there was any neglect of decorum, such as sometimes occurs in houses
+where there are no ladies to impress a better tone upon the manners.
+The invariable routine was this: The moment that dinner was ready,
+Lampe, the professor's old footman, stepped into the study with a
+certain measured air, and announced it. This summons was obeyed at the
+pace of double quick time--Kant talking all the way to the eating-room
+about the state of the weather [Footnote: His reason for which was,
+that he considered the weather one of the principal forces which act
+upon the health; and his own frame was exquisitely sensible to all
+atmospheric influences.]--a subject which he usually pursued during the
+earlier part of the dinner. Graver themes, such as the political events
+of the day, were never introduced before dinner, or at all in his
+study. The moment that Kant had taken his seat, and unfolded his
+napkin, he opened the business of dinner with a particular formula--
+'_Now, then, gentlemen!_' and the tone and air with which he
+uttered these words, proclaimed, in a way which nobody could mistake,
+relaxation from the toils of the morning, and determinate abandonment
+of himself to social enjoyment. The table was hospitably spread; three
+dishes, wine, &c., with a small second course, composed the dinner.
+Every person helped himself; and all delays of ceremony were so
+disagreeable to Kant, that he seldom failed to express his displeasure
+with anything of that sort, though not angrily. He was displeased also
+if people ate little; and treated it as affectation. The first man to
+help himself was in his eyes the politest guest; for so much the sooner
+came his own turn. For this hatred of delay, Kant had a special excuse,
+having always worked hard from an early hour in the morning, and eaten
+nothing until dinner. Hence it was, that in the latter period of his
+life, though less perhaps from actual hunger than from some uneasy
+sensation of habit or periodical irritation of stomach, he could hardly
+wait with patience for the arrival of the last person invited.
+
+There was no friend of Kant's but considered the day on which he was to
+dine with him as a day of pleasure. Without giving himself the air of
+an instructor, Kant really was so in the very highest degree. The whole
+entertainment was seasoned with the overflow of his enlightened mind,
+poured out naturally and unaffectedly upon every topic, as the chances
+of conversation suggested it; and the time flew rapidly away, from one
+o'clock to four, five, or even later, profitably and delightfully. Kant
+tolerated no _calms_, which was the name he gave to the momentary
+pauses in conversation, or periods when its animation languished. Some
+means or other he always devised for restoring its tone of interest, in
+which he was much assisted by the tact with which he drew from every
+guest his peculiar tastes, or the particular direction of his pursuits;
+and on these, be they what they might, he was never unprepared to speak
+with knowledge, and the interest of an original observer. The local
+affairs of Koenigsberg must have been interesting indeed, before they
+could be allowed to occupy the attention at _his_ table. And, what
+may seem still more singular, it was rarely or never that he directed
+the conversation to any branch of the philosophy founded by himself.
+Indeed he was perfectly free from the fault which besets so many
+_savans_ and _literati_, of intolerance towards those whose
+pursuits had disqualified them for any particular sympathy with his
+own. His style of conversation was popular in the highest degree, and
+unscholastic; so much so, that any stranger who should have studied his
+works, and been unacquainted with his person, would have found it
+difficult to believe, that in this delightful companion he saw the
+profound author of the Transcendental Philosophy.
+
+The subjects of conversation at Kant's table were drawn chiefly from
+natural philosophy, chemistry, meteorology, natural history, and above
+all, from politics. The news of the day, as reported in the public
+journals, was discussed with a peculiar vigilance of examination. With
+regard to any narrative that wanted dates of time and place, however
+otherwise plausible, he was uniformly an inexorable sceptic, and held
+it unworthy of repetition. So keen was his penetration into the
+interior of political events, and the secret policy under which they
+moved, that he talked rather with the authority of a diplomatic person
+who had access to cabinet intelligence, than as a simple spectator of
+the great scenes which were unfolding in Europe. At the time of the
+French Revolution, he threw out many conjectures, and what were then
+accounted paradoxical anticipations, especially in regard to military
+operations, which were as punctually fulfilled as his own memorable
+conjecture in regard to the hiatus in the planetary system between Mars
+and Jupiter,[Footnote: To which the author should have added--and in
+regard to the hiatus between the planetary and cometary systems, which
+was pointed out by Kant several years before his conjecture was
+established by the good telescope of Dr. Herschel. Vesta and Juno,
+further confirmations of Kant's conjecture, were discovered in June
+1804, when Wasianski wrote.] the entire confirmation of which he lived
+to witness on the discovery of Ceres by Piazzi, in Palermo, and of
+Pallas, by Dr. Olbers, at Bremen. These two discoveries, by the way,
+impressed him much; and they furnished a topic on which he always
+talked with pleasure; though, according to his usual modesty, he never
+said a word of his own sagacity in having upon _a priori_ grounds
+shown the probability of such discoveries many years before.
+
+It was not only in the character of a companion that Kant shone, but
+also as a most courteous and liberal host, who had no greater pleasure
+than in seeing his guests happy and jovial, and rising with exhilarated
+spirits from the mixed pleasures--intellectual and liberally sensual--
+of his Platonic banquets. Chiefly, perhaps, with a view to the
+sustaining of this tone of genial hilarity, he showed himself somewhat
+of an artist in the composition of his dinner parties. Two rules there
+were which he obviously observed, and I may say invariably: the first
+was, that the company should be miscellaneous; this for the sake of
+securing sufficient variety to the conversation: and accordingly his
+parties presented as much variety as the world of Koenigsberg afforded,
+being drawn from all the modes of life, men in office, professors,
+physicians, clergymen, and enlightened merchants. His second rule was,
+to have a due balance of _young_ men, frequently of _very_ young
+men, selected from the students of the university, in order to
+impress a movement of gaiety and juvenile playfulness on the
+conversation; an additional motive for which, as I have reason to
+believe, was, that in this way he withdrew his mind from the sadness
+which sometimes overshadowed it, for the early deaths of some young
+friends whom he loved.
+
+And this leads me to mention a singular feature in Kant's way of
+expressing his sympathy with his friends in sickness. So long as the
+danger was imminent, he testified a restless anxiety, made perpetual
+inquiries, waited with patience for the crisis, and sometimes could not
+pursue his customary labors from agitation of mind. But no sooner was
+the patient's death announced, than he recovered his composure, and
+assumed an air of stern tranquillity--almost of indifference. The
+reason was, that he viewed life in general, and therefore, that
+particular affection of life which we call sickness, as a state of
+oscillation and perpetual change, between which and the fluctuating
+sympathies of hope and fear, there was a natural proportion that
+justified them to the reason; whereas death, as a permanent state that
+admitted of no _more_ or _less_, that terminated all anxiety, and
+for ever extinguished the agitation of suspense, he would not allow
+to be fitted to any state of feeling, but one of the same enduring and
+unchanging character. However, all this philosophic heroism gave way on
+one occasion; for many persons will remember the tumultuous grief which
+he manifested upon the death of Mr. Ehrenboth, a young man of very fine
+understanding and extensive attainments, for whom he had the greatest
+affection. And naturally it happened, in so long a life as his, in
+spite of his provident rule for selecting his social companions as much
+as possible amongst the young, that he had to mourn for many a heavy
+loss that could never be supplied to him.
+
+To return, however, to the course of his day, immediately after the
+termination of his dinner party, Kant walked out for exercise; but on
+this occasion he never took any companion, partly, perhaps, because he
+thought it right, after so much convivial and colloquial relaxation, to
+pursue his meditations,[Footnote: Mr. Wasianski is wrong. To pursue his
+meditations under these circumstances, might perhaps be an inclination
+of Kant's to which he yielded, but not one which he would justify or
+erect into a maxim. He disapproved of eating alone, or _solipsismus
+convictorii_, as he calls it, on the principle, that a man would be
+apt, if not called off by the business and pleasure of a social party,
+to think too much or too closely, an exercise which he considered very
+injurious to the stomach during the first process of digestion. On the
+same principle he disapproved of walking or riding alone; the double
+exercise of thinking and bodily agitation, carried on at the same time,
+being likely, as he conceived, to press too hard upon the stomach.] and
+partly (as I happen to know) for a very peculiar reason, viz., that he
+wished to breathe exclusively through his nostrils, which he could not
+do if he were obliged continually to open his mouth in conversation.
+His reason for this was, that the atmospheric air, being thus carried
+round by a longer circuit, and reaching the lungs, therefore, in a
+state of less rawness, and at a temperature somewhat higher, would be
+less apt to irritate them. By a steady perseverance in this practice,
+which he constantly recommended to his friends, he flattered himself
+with a long immunity from coughs, colds, hoarseness, and every mode of
+defluxion; and the fact really was, that these troublesome affections
+attacked him very rarely. Indeed I myself, by only occasionally
+adopting his rule, have found my chest not so liable as formerly to
+such attacks.
+
+At six o'clock he sat down to his library table, which was a plain
+ordinary piece of furniture, and read till dusk. During this period of
+dubious light, so friendly to thought, he rested in tranquil meditation
+on what he had been reading, provided the book were worth it; if not,
+he sketched his lecture for the next day, or some part of any book he
+might then be composing. During this state of repose he took his
+station winter and summer by the stove, looking through the window at
+the old tower of Lobenicht; not that he could be said properly to see
+it, but the tower rested upon his eye,--obscurely, or but half revealed
+to his consciousness. No words seemed forcible enough to express his
+sense of the gratification which he derived from this old tower, when
+seen under these circumstances of twilight and quiet reverie. The
+sequel, indeed, showed how important it was to his comfort; for at
+length some poplars in a neighboring garden shot up to such a height as
+to obscure the tower, upon which Kant became very uneasy and restless,
+and at length found himself positively unable to pursue his evening
+meditations. Fortunately, the proprietor of the garden was a very
+considerate and obliging person, who had, besides, a high regard for
+Kant; and, accordingly, upon a representation of the case being made to
+him, he gave orders that the poplars should be cropped. This was done,
+the old tower of Lobenicht was again unveiled, and Kant recovered his
+equanimity, and pursued his twilight meditations as before.
+
+After the candles were brought, Kant prosecuted his studies till nearly
+ten o'clock. A quarter of an hour before retiring for the night, he
+withdrew his mind as much as possible from every class of thoughts
+which demanded any exertion or energy of attention, on the principle,
+that by stimulating and exciting him too much, such thoughts would be
+apt to cause wakefulness; and the slightest interference with his
+customary hour of falling asleep, was in the highest degree unpleasant
+to him. Happily, this was with him a very rare occurrence. He undressed
+himself without his servant's assistance, but in such an order, and
+with such a Roman regard to decorum and the _to prepon_, that he
+was always ready at a moment's warning to make his appearance without
+embarrassment to himself or to others. This done, he lay down on a
+mattress, and wrapped himself up in a quilt, which in summer was always
+of cotton,--in autumn, of wool; at the setting-in of winter he used
+both--and against very severe cold, he protected himself by one of
+eider-down, of which the part which covered his shoulders was not
+stuffed with feathers, but padded, or rather wadded closely with layers
+of wool. Long practice had taught him a very dexterous mode of
+_nesting_ himself, as it were, in the bed-clothes. First of all,
+he sat down on the bedside; then with an agile motion he vaulted
+obliquely into his lair; next he drew one corner of the bedclothes
+under his left shoulder, and passing it below his back, brought it
+round so as to rest under his right shoulder; fourthly, by a particular
+_tour d'adresse_, he treated the other corner in the same way, and
+finally contrived to roll it round his whole person. Thus swathed like
+a mummy, or (as I used to tell him) self-involved like the silk-worm in
+its cocoon, he awaited the approach of sleep, which generally came on
+immediately. For Kant's health was exquisite; not mere negative health,
+or the absence of pain, but a state of positive pleasurable sensation,
+and a genial sense of the entire possession of all his activities.
+Accordingly, when packed up for the night in the way I have described,
+he would often ejaculate to himself (as he used to tell us at dinner)--
+'Is it possible to conceive a human being with more perfect health than
+myself?' In fact, such was the innocence of his life, and such the
+happy condition of his situation, that no uneasy passion ever arose to
+excite him--nor care to harass--nor pain to awake him. Even in the
+severest winter his sleeping-room was without a fire; only in his
+latter years he yielded so far to the entreaties of his friends as to
+allow of a very small one. All nursing or self-indulgence found no
+quarter with Kant. In fact, five minutes, in the coldest weather,
+sufficed to supersede the first chill of the bed, by the diffusion of a
+general glow over his person. If he had any occasion to leave his room
+in the night-time, (for it was always kept dark day and night, summer
+and winter,) he guided himself by a rope, which was duly attached to
+his bed-post every night, and carried into the adjoining apartment.
+
+Kant never perspired, [Footnote: This appears less extraordinary,
+considering the description of Kant's person, given originally by
+Reichardt, about eight years after his death. 'Kant,' says this writer,
+'was drier than dust both in body and mind. His person was small; and
+possibly a more meagre, arid, parched anatomy of a man, has not
+appeared upon this earth. The upper part of his face was grand;
+forehead lofty and serene, nose elegantly turned, eyes brilliant and
+penetrating; but below it expressed powerfully the coarsest sensuality,
+which in him displayed itself by immoderate addiction to eating and
+drinking.' This last feature of his temperament is here expressed much
+too harshly.] night or day. Yet it was astonishing how much heat he
+supported habitually in his study, and in fact was not easy if it
+wanted but one degree of this heat. Seventy-five degrees of Fahrenheit
+was the invariable temperature of this room in which he chiefly lived;
+and if it fell below that point, no matter at what season of the year,
+he had it raised artificially to the usual standard. In the heats of
+summer he went thinly dressed, and invariably in silk stockings; yet,
+as even this dress could not always secure him against perspiring when
+engaged in active exercise, he had a singular remedy in reserve.
+Retiring to some shady place, he stood still and motionless--with the
+air and attitude of a person listening, or in suspense--until his usual
+_aridity_ was restored. Even in the most sultry summer night, if
+the slightest trace of perspiration had sullied his night-dress, he
+spoke of it with emphasis, as of an accident that perfectly shocked
+him.
+
+On this occasion, whilst illustrating Kant's notions of the animal
+economy, it may be as well to add one other particular, which is, that
+for fear of obstructing the circulation of the blood, he never would
+wear garters; yet, as he found it difficult to keep up his stockings
+without them, he had invented for himself a most elaborate substitute,
+which I shall describe. In a little pocket, somewhat smaller than a
+watch-pocket, but occupying pretty nearly the same situation as a
+watch-pocket on each thigh, there was placed a small box, something
+like a watch-case, but smaller; into this box was introduced a watch-
+spring in a wheel, round about which wheel was wound an elastic cord,
+for regulating the force of which there was a separate contrivance. To
+the two ends of this cord were attached hooks, which hooks were carried
+through a small aperture in the pockets, and so passing down the inner
+and the outer side of the thigh, caught hold of two loops which were
+fixed on the off side and the near side of each stocking. As might be
+expected, so complex an apparatus was liable, like the Ptolemaic system
+of the heavens, to occasional derangements; however, by good luck, I
+was able to apply an easy remedy to these disorders which sometimes
+threatened to disturb the comfort, and even the serenity, of the great
+man.
+
+Precisely at five minutes before five o'clock, winter or summer, Lampe,
+Kant's servant, who had formerly served in the army, marched into his
+master's room with the air of a sentinel on duty, and cried aloud in a
+military tone,--'Mr. Professor, the time is come.' This summons Kant
+invariably obeyed without one moment's delay, as a soldier does the
+word of command--never, under any circumstances, allowing himself a
+respite, not even under the rare accident of having passed a sleepless
+night. As the clock struck five, Kant was seated at the breakfast-
+table, where he drank what he called _one_ cup of tea; and no
+doubt he thought it such; but the fact was, that in part from his habit
+of reverie, and in part also for the purpose of refreshing its warmth,
+he filled up his cup so often, that in general he is supposed to have
+drunk two, three, or some unknown number. Immediately after he smoked a
+pipe of tobacco, (the only one which he allowed himself through the
+entire day,) but so rapidly, that a pile of glowing embers remained
+unsmoked. During this operation he thought over his arrangements for
+the day, as he had done the evening before during the twilight. About
+seven he usually went to his lecture-room, and from that he returned to
+his writing-table. Precisely at three quarters before one he rose from
+his chair, and called aloud to the cook,--'It has struck three
+quarters.' The meaning of which summons was this:--Immediately after
+taking soup, it was his constant practice to swallow what he called a
+dram, which consisted either of Hungarian wine, of Rhenish, of a
+cordial, or (in default of these) of Bishop. A flask of this was
+brought up by the cook on the proclamation of the three quarters. Kant
+hurried with it to the eating-room, poured out his _quantum_, left
+it standing in readiness, covered, however, with paper, to prevent its
+becoming vapid, and then went back to his study, and awaited the
+arrival of his guests, whom to the latest period of his life he never
+received but in full dress.
+
+Thus we come round again to dinner, and the reader has now an accurate
+picture of the course of Kant's day; the rigid monotony of which was
+not burthensome to him; and probably contributed, with the uniformity
+of his diet, and other habits of the same regularity, to lengthen his
+life. On this consideration, indeed, he had come to regard his health
+and his old age as in a great measure the product of his own exertions.
+He spoke of himself often under the figure of a gymnastic artist, who
+had continued for nearly fourscore years to support his balance upon
+the slack-rope of life, without once swerving to the right or to the
+left. In spite of every illness to which his constitutional tendencies
+had exposed him, he still kept his position in life triumphantly.
+However, he would sometimes observe sportively, that it was really
+absurd, and a sort of insult to the next generation for a man to live
+so long, because he thus interfered with the prospects of younger
+people.
+
+This anxious attention to his health accounts for the great interest
+which he attached to all new discoveries in medicine, or to new ways of
+theorizing on the old ones. As a work of great pretension in both
+classes, he set the highest value upon the theory of the Scotch
+physician Brown, or (as it is usually called, from the Latin name of
+its author,) the Brunonian Theory. No sooner had Weikard adopted
+[Footnote: This theory was afterwards greatly modified in Germany; and,
+judging from the random glances which I throw on these subjects, I
+believe that in this recast it still keeps its ground in that country.]
+and made it known in Germany, than Kant became familiar with it. He
+considered it not only as a great step taken for medicine, but even for
+the general interests of man, and fancied that in this he saw something
+analogous to the course which human nature has held in still more
+important inquiries, viz.: first of all, a continual ascent towards the
+more and more elaborately complex, and then a treading back, on its own
+steps, towards the simple and elementary. Dr. Beddoes's Essays, also,
+for producing by art and curing pulmonary consumption, and the method
+of Reich for curing fevers, made a powerful impression upon him; which,
+however, declined as those novelties (especially the last) began to
+sink in credit. As to Dr. Jenner's discovery of vaccination, he was
+less favorably disposed to it; he apprehended dangerous consequences
+from the absorption of a brutal miasma into the human blood, or at
+least into the lymph; and at any rate he thought, that, as a guarantee
+against the variolous infection, it required a much longer probation.
+Groundless as all these views were, it was exceedingly entertaining to
+hear the fertility of argument and analogy which he brought forward to
+support them. One of the subjects which occupied him at the latter end
+of his life, was the theory and phenomena of galvanism, which, however,
+he never satisfactorily mastered. Augustin's book upon this subject was
+about the last that he read, and his copy still retains on the margin
+his, pencil-marks of doubts, queries and suggestions.
+
+The infirmities of age now began to steal upon Kant, and betrayed
+themselves in more shapes than one. Connected with Kant's prodigious
+memory for all things that had any intellectual bearings, he had from
+youth labored under an unusual weakness of this faculty in relation to
+the common affairs of daily life. Some remarkable instances of this are
+on record, from the period of his childish days; and now, when his
+second childhood was commencing, this infirmity increased upon him very
+sensibly. One of the first signs was, that he began to repeat the same
+stories more than once on the same day. Indeed, the decay of his memory
+was too palpable to escape his own notice; and, to provide against it,
+and secure himself from all apprehension of inflicting tedium upon his
+guests, he began to write a syllabus, or list of themes, for each day's
+conversation, on cards, or the covers of letters, or any chance scrap
+of paper. But these memoranda accumulated so fast upon him, and were so
+easily lost, or not forthcoming at the proper moment, that I prevailed
+on him to substitute a blank-paper book, which I had directed to be
+made, and which still remains, with some affecting memorials of his own
+conscious weakness. As often happens, however, in such cases, he had a
+perfect memory for the remote events of his life, and could repeat with
+great readiness, and without once stumbling, very long passages from
+German or Latin poems, especially from the AEneid, whilst the very
+words that had been uttered but a moment before dropped away from his
+remembrance. The past came forward with the distinctness and liveliness
+of an immediate existence, whilst the present faded away into the
+obscurity of infinite distance.
+
+Another sign of his mental decay was the weakness with which he now
+began to theorize. He accounted for everything by electricity. A
+singular mortality at this time prevailed amongst the cats of Vienna,
+Basle, Copenhagen, and other places. Cats being so eminently an
+electric animal, of course he attributed this epizootic to electricity.
+During the same period, he persuaded himself that a peculiar
+configuration of clouds prevailed; this he took as a collateral proof
+of his electrical hypothesis. His own headaches, too, which in all
+probability were a mere remote effect of old age, and a direct one of
+an inability [Footnote: Mr. Wasianski is quite in the wrong here. If
+the hindrances which nature presented to the act of thinking were now
+on the increase, on the other hand, the disposition to think, by his
+own acknowledgment, was on the wane. The power and the habit altering
+in proportion, there is no case made out of that disturbed equilibrium
+to which apparently he would attribute the headaches. But the fact is,
+that, if he had been as well acquainted with Kant's writings as with
+Kant personally, he would have known, that some affection of the head
+of a spasmodic kind was complained of by Kant at a time when nobody
+could suspect him of being in a decaying state.] to think as easily and
+as severely as formerly, he explained upon the same principle. And this
+was a notion of which his friends were not anxious to disabuse him,
+because, as something of the same character of weather (and therefore
+probably the same general tendency of the electric power) is found to
+prevail for whole cycles of years, entrance upon another cycle held out
+to him some prospect of relief. A delusion which secured the comforts
+of hope was the next best thing to an actual remedy; and a man who, in
+such circumstances, is cured of his delusion, '_cui demptus per vim
+mentis gratissimus error_,' might reasonably have exclaimed,
+'_Pol, me occidistis, amici._'
+
+Possibly the reader may suppose, that, in this particular instance of
+charging his own decays upon the state of the atmosphere, Kant was
+actuated by the weakness of vanity, or some unwillingness to face the
+real fact that his powers were decaying. But this was not the case. He
+was perfectly aware of his own condition, and, as early as 1799, he
+said, in my presence, to a party of his friends--'Gentlemen, I am old,
+and weak, and childish, and you must treat me as a child.' Or perhaps
+it may be thought that he shrank from the contemplation of death,
+which, as apoplexy seemed to be threatened by the pains in his head,
+might have happened any day. But neither was this the case. He now
+lived in a continual state of resignation, and prepared to meet any
+dispensation of Providence. 'Gentlemen,' said he one day to his guests,
+'I do not fear to die. I assure you, as in the presence of God, that if
+I were this night to be made suddenly aware that I was on the point of
+being summoned, I would raise my hands to heaven, fold them, and say,
+Blessed be God! If indeed it were possible that a whisper such as this
+could reach my ear--Fourscore years thou hast lived, in which time thou
+hast inflicted much evil upon thy fellow-men, the case would be
+otherwise.' Whosoever has heard Kant speak of his own death, will bear
+witness to the tone of earnest sincerity which, on such occasions,
+marked his manner and utterance.
+
+A third sign of his decaying faculties was, that he now lost all
+accurate measure of time. One minute, nay, without exaggeration, a much
+less space of time, stretched out in his apprehension of things to a
+wearisome duration. Of this I can give one rather amusing instance,
+which was of constant recurrence. At the beginning of the last year of
+his life, he fell into a custom of taking immediately after dinner a
+cup of coffee, especially on those days when it happened that I was of
+his party. And such was the importance he attached to this little
+pleasure, that he would even make a memorandum beforehand, in the
+blank-paper book I had given him, that on the next day I was to dine
+with him, and consequently that there was to be coffee. Sometimes it
+would happen, that the interest of conversation carried him past the
+time at which he felt the craving for it; and this I was not sorry to
+observe, as I feared that coffee, which he had never been accustomed
+to, [Footnote: How this happened to be the case in Germany, Mr.
+Wasianski has not explained. Perhaps the English merchants at
+Koenigsberg, being amongst Kant's oldest and most intimate friends, had
+early familiarized him to the practice of drinking tea, and to other
+English tastes. However, Jachmann tells us, (p. 164,) that Kant was
+extravagantly fond of coffee, but forced himself to abstain from it
+under a notion that it was very unwholesome.] might disturb his rest at
+night. But, if this did not happen, then commenced a scene of some
+interest. Coffee must be brought 'upon the spot,' (a word he had
+constantly in his mouth during his latter days,) 'in a moment.' And the
+expressions of his impatience, though from old habit still gentle, were
+so lively, and had so much of infantine naivete about them, that none
+of us could forbear smiling. Knowing what would happen, I had taken
+care that all the preparations should be made beforehand; the coffee
+was ground; the water was boiling; and the very moment the word was
+given, his servant shot in like an arrow, and plunged the coffee into
+the water. All that remained, therefore, was to give it time to boil
+up. But this trifling delay seemed unendurable to Kant. All
+consolations were thrown away upon him: vary the formula as we might,
+he was never at a loss for a reply. If it was said--'Dear Professor,
+the coffee will be brought up in a moment.'--'_Will_ be!' he would
+say, 'but there's the rub, that it only _will_ be:
+
+ Man never _is_, but always _to be_ blest.'
+
+If another cried out--'The coffee is coming immediately.'--'Yes,' he
+would retort, 'and so is the next hour: and, by the way, it's about
+that length of time that I have waited for it.' Then he would collect
+himself with a stoical air, and say--'Well, one can die after all: it
+is but dying; and in the next world, thank God! there is no drinking of
+coffee, and consequently no--waiting for it.' Sometimes he would rise
+from his chair, open the door, and cry out with a feeble querulousness
+--'Coffee! coffee!' And when at length he heard the servant's step upon
+the stairs, he would turn round to us, and, as joyfully as ever sailor
+from the mast-head, he would call out--'Land, land! my dear friends, I
+see land.'
+
+This general decline in Kant's powers, active and passive, gradually
+brought about a revolution in his habits of life. Heretofore, as I have
+already mentioned, he went to bed at ten, and rose a little before
+five. The latter practice he still observed, but not the other. In 1802
+he retired as early as nine, and afterwards still earlier. He found
+himself so much refreshed by this addition to his rest, that at first
+he was disposed to utter a _Euraeka_, as over some great discovery
+in the art of restoring exhausted nature: but afterwards, on pushing it
+still farther, he did not find the success answer his expectations. His
+walks he now limited to a few turns in the King's gardens, which were
+at no great distance from his own house. In order to walk more firmly,
+he adopted a peculiar method of stepping; he carried his foot to the
+ground, not forward, and obliquely, but perpendicularly, and with a
+kind of stamp, so as to secure a larger basis, by setting down the
+entire sole at once. Notwithstanding this precaution, upon one occasion
+he fell in the street. He was quite unable to raise himself; and two
+young ladies, who saw the accident, ran to his assistance. With his
+usual graciousness of manner he thanked them fervently for their
+assistance, and presented one of them with a rose which he happened to
+have in his hand. This lady was not personally known to Kant; but she
+was greatly delighted with his little present, and still keeps the rose
+as a frail memorial of her transitory interview with the great
+philosopher.
+
+This accident, as I have reason to think, was the cause of his
+henceforth renouncing exercise altogether. All labors, even that of
+reading, were now performed slowly, and with manifest effort; and those
+which cost him any bodily exertion became very exhausting to him. His
+feet refused to do their office more and more; he fell continually,
+both when moving across the room, and even when standing still: yet he
+seldom suffered from these falls; and he constantly laughed at them,
+maintaining that it was impossible he could hurt himself, from the
+extreme lightness of his person, which was indeed by this time the
+merest skeleton. Very often, especially in the morning, he dropped
+asleep in his chair from pure weariness: on these occasions he fell
+forward upon the floor, and lay there unable to raise himself up, until
+accident brought one of his servants or his friends into the room.
+Afterwards these falls were prevented, by substituting a chair with
+circular supports, that met and clasped in front.
+
+These unseasonable dozings exposed him to another danger. He fell
+repeatedly, whilst reading, with his head into the candles; a cotton
+night-cap which he wore was instantly in a blaze, and flaming about his
+head. Whenever this happened, Kant behaved with great presence of mind.
+Disregarding the pain, he seized the blazing cap, drew it from his
+head, laid it quietly on the floor, and trod out the flames with his
+feet. Yet, as this last act brought his dressing-gown into a dangerous
+neighborhood to the flames, I changed the form of his cap, persuaded
+him to arrange the candles differently, and had a decanter of water
+placed constantly by his side; and in this way I applied a remedy to a
+danger, which would else probably have been fatal to him.
+
+From the sallies of impatience, which I have described in the case of
+the coffee, there was reason to fear that, with the increasing
+infirmities of Kant, would grow up a general waywardness and obstinacy
+of temper. For my own sake, therefore, and not less for his, I now laid
+down one rule for my future conduct in his house; which was, that I
+would, on no occasion, allow my reverence for him to interfere with the
+firmest expression of my opinion on subjects relating to his own
+health; and in cases of great importance, that I would make no
+compromise with his particular humors, but insist, not only on my view
+of the case, but also on the practical adoption of my views; or, if
+this were refused me, that I would take my departure at once, and not
+be made responsible for the comfort of a person whom I had no power to
+influence. And this behavior on my part it was that won Kant's
+confidence; for there was nothing which disgusted him so much as any
+approach to fawning or sycophancy. As his imbecility increased, he
+became daily more liable to mental delusions; and, in particular, he
+fell into many fantastic notions about the conduct of his servants,
+and, in consequence, into a peevish mode of treating them. Upon these
+occasions I generally observed a deep silence. But sometimes he would
+ask me for my opinion; and when this happened, I did not scruple to
+say, 'Ingenuously, then, Mr. Professor, I think that you are in the
+wrong.'--'You think so?' he would reply calmly, at the same time asking
+for my reasons, which he would listen to with great patience, and
+openness to conviction. Indeed, it was evident that the firmest
+opposition, so long as it rested upon assignable grounds and
+principles, won upon his regard; whilst his own nobleness of character
+still moved him to habitual contempt for timorous and partial
+acquiescence in his opinions, even when his infirmities made him most
+anxious for such acquiescence.
+
+Earlier in life Kant had been little used to contradiction. His superb
+understanding, his brilliancy in conversation, founded in part upon his
+ready and sometimes rather caustic wit, and in part upon his prodigious
+command of knowledge--the air of noble self-confidence which the
+consciousness of these advantages impressed upon his manners--and the
+general knowledge of the severe innocence of his life--all combined to
+give him a station of superiority to others, which generally secured
+him from open contradiction. And if it sometimes happened that he met a
+noisy and intemperate opposition, supported by any pretences to wit, he
+usually withdrew himself from that sort of unprofitable altercation
+with dignity, by contriving to give such a turn to the conversation as
+won the general favor of the company to himself, and impressed,
+silence, or modesty at least, upon the boldest disputant. From a person
+so little familiar with opposition, it could scarcely have been
+anticipated that he should daily surrender his wishes to mine--if not
+without discussion, yet always without displeasure. So, however, it
+was. No habit, of whatever long standing, could be objected to as
+injurious to his health, but he would generally renounce it. And he had
+this excellent custom in such cases, that either he would resolutely
+and at once decide for his own opinion, or, if he professed to follow
+his friend's, he would follow it sincerely, and not try it unfairly by
+trying it imperfectly. Any plan, however trifling, which he had once
+consented to adopt on the suggestion of another, was never afterwards
+defeated or embarrassed by unseasonable interposition from his own
+humors. And thus, the very period of his decay drew forth so many fresh
+expressions of his character, in its amiable or noble features, as
+daily increased my affection and reverence for his person.
+
+Having mentioned his servants, I shall here take occasion to give some
+account of his man-servant Lampe. It was a great misfortune for Kant,
+in his old age and infirmities, that this man also became old, and
+subject to a different sort of infirmities. This Lampe had originally
+served in the Prussian army; on quitting which he entered the service
+of Kant. In this situation he had lived about forty years; and, though
+always dull and stupid, had, in the early part of this period,
+discharged his duties with tolerable fidelity. But latterly, presuming
+upon his own indispensableness, from his perfect knowledge of all the
+domestic arrangements, and upon his master's weakness, he had fallen
+into great irregularities and neglect of his duties. Kant had been
+obliged, therefore, of late, to threaten repeatedly that he would
+discharge him. I, who knew that Kant, though one of the kindest-hearted
+men, was also one of the firmest, foresaw that this discharge, once
+given, would be irrevocable: for the word of Kant was as sacred as
+other men's oaths. Consequently, upon every opportunity, I remonstrated
+with Lampe on the folly of his conduct, and his wife joined me on these
+occasions. Indeed, it was high time that a change should be made in
+some quarter; for it now became dangerous to leave Kant, who was
+constantly falling from weakness, to the care of an old ruffian, who
+was himself apt to fall from intoxication. The fact was, that from the
+moment I undertook the management of Kant's affairs, Lampe saw there
+was an end to his old system of abusing his master's confidence in
+pecuniary affairs, and the other advantages which he took of his
+helpless situation. This made him desperate, and he behaved worse and
+worse; until one morning, in January, 1802, Kant told me, that,
+humiliating as he felt such a confession, the fact was, that Lampe had
+just treated him in a way which he was ashamed to repeat. I was too
+much shocked to distress him by inquiring into the particulars. But the
+result was, that Kant now insisted, temperately but firmly, on Lampe's
+dismissal. Accordingly, a new servant, of the name of Kaufmann, was
+immediately engaged; and on the next day Lampe was discharged with a
+handsome pension for life.
+
+Here I must mention a little circumstance which does honor to Kant's
+benevolence. In his last will, on the assumption that Lampe would
+continue with him to his death, he had made a very liberal provision
+for him; but upon this new arrangement of the pension, which was to
+take effect immediately, it became necessary to revoke that part of his
+will, which he did in a separate codicil, that began thus:--'In
+consequence of the ill behavior of my servant Lampe, I think fit,' &c.
+But soon after, considering that such a record of Lampe's misconduct
+might be seriously injurious to his interests, he cancelled the
+passage, and expressed it in such a way, that no trace remained behind
+of his just displeasure. And his benign nature was gratified with
+knowing, that, this one sentence blotted out, there remained no other
+in all his numerous writings, published or confidential, which spoke
+the language of anger, or could leave any ground for doubting that he
+died in charity with all the world. Upon Lampe's calling to demand a
+written character, he was, however, a good deal embarrassed; his stern
+reverence for truth being, in this instance, armed against the first
+impulses of his kindness. Long and anxiously he sat, with the
+certificate lying before him, debating how he should fill up the
+blanks. I was present, but in such a matter I did not take the liberty
+of suggesting any advice. At last, he took his pen, and filled up the
+blank as follows:--'--has served me long and faithfully,'--(for Kant
+was not aware that he had robbed him,)--'but did not display those
+particular qualifications which fitted him for waiting on an old and
+infirm man like myself.'
+
+This scene of disturbance over, which to Kant, a lover of peace and
+tranquillity, caused a shock that he would gladly have been spared; it
+was fortunate that no other of that nature occurred during the rest of
+his life. Kaufmann, the successor of Lampe, turned out to be a
+respectable and upright man, and soon conceived a great attachment to
+his master's person. Things now put on a new face in Kant's family: by
+the removal of one of the belligerents, peace was once more restored
+amongst his servants; for hitherto there had been eternal wars between
+Lampe and the cook. Sometimes it was Lampe that carried a war of
+aggression into the cook's territory of the kitchen; sometimes it was
+the cook that revenged these insults, by sallying out upon Lampe in the
+neutral ground of the hall, or invaded him even in his own sanctuary of
+the butler's pantry. The uproars were everlasting; and thus far it was
+fortunate for the peace of the philosopher, that his hearing had begun
+to fail; by which means he was spared many an exhibition of hateful
+passions and ruffian violence, which annoyed his guests and friends.
+But now all things had changed: deep silence reigned in the pantry; the
+kitchen rang no more with martial alarums; and the hall was unvexed
+with skirmish or pursuit. Yet it may be readily supposed that to Kant,
+at the age of seventy-eight, changes, even for the better, were not
+welcome: so intense had been the uniformity of his life and habits,
+that the least innovation in the arrangement of articles as trifling as
+a penknife, or a pair of scissors, disturbed him; and not merely if
+they were pushed two or three inches out of their customary position,
+but even if they were laid a little awry; and as to larger objects,
+such as chairs, &c., any dislocation of their usual arrangement, any
+trans position, or addition to their number, perfectly confounded him;
+and his eye appeared restlessly to haunt the seat of the mal-
+arrangement, until the ancient order was restored. With such habits the
+reader may conceive how distressing it must have been to him, at this
+period of decaying powers, to adapt himself to a new servant, a new
+voice, a new step, &c.
+
+Aware of this, I had on the day before he entered upon his duties,
+written down for the new servant upon a sheet of paper the entire
+routine of Kant's daily life, down to the minutest and most trivial
+circumstances; all which he mastered with the greatest rapidity. To
+make sure, however, we went through a rehearsal of the whole ritual; he
+performing the manoeuvres, I looking on and giving the word. Still I
+felt uneasy at the idea of his being left entirely to his own
+discretion on his first _debut_ in good earnest, and therefore I
+made a point of attending on this important day; and in the few
+instances where the new recruit missed the accurate manoeuvre, a glance
+or a nod from me easily made him comprehend his failure.
+
+One part only there was of the daily ceremonial, where all of us were
+at a loss, as it was a part which no mortal eyes had ever witnessed but
+those of Lampe: this was breakfast. However, that we might do all in
+our power, I myself attended at four o'clock in the morning. The day
+happened, as I remember, to be the 1st of February, 1802. Precisely at
+five, Kant made his appearance; and nothing could equal his
+astonishment on finding me in the room. Fresh from the confusion of
+dreaming, and bewildered alike by the sight of his new servant, by
+Lampe's absence, and by my presence, he could with difficulty be made
+to comprehend the purpose of my visit. A friend in need is a friend
+indeed; and we would now have given any money to that learned person
+who could have instructed us in the arrangement of the breakfast table.
+But this was a mystery revealed to none but Lampe. At length Kant took
+this task upon himself; and apparently all was now settled to his
+satisfaction. Yet still it struck me that he was under some
+embarrassment or constraint. Upon this I said--that, with his
+permission, I would take a cup of tea, and afterwards smoke a pipe with
+him. He accepted my offer with his usual courteous demeanor; but seemed
+unable to familiarize himself with the novelty of his situation. I was
+at this time sitting directly opposite to him; and at last he frankly
+told me, but with the kindest and most apologetic air, that he was
+really under the necessity of begging that I would sit out of his
+sight; for that, having sat alone at the breakfast table for
+considerably more than half a century, he could not abruptly adapt his
+mind to a change in this respect; and he found his thoughts very
+sensibly disturbed. I did as he desired; the servant retired into an
+antiroom, where he waited within call; and Kant recovered his wonted
+composure. Just the same scene passed over again, when I called at the
+same hour on a fine summer morning some months after.
+
+Henceforth all went right: or, if occasionally some little mistake
+occurred, Kant showed himself very considerate and indulgent, and would
+remark of his own accord, that a new servant could not be expected to
+know all his peculiar ways and humors. In one respect, indeed, this man
+adapted himself to Kant's scholarlike taste, in a way which Lampe was
+incapable of doing. Kant was somewhat fastidious in matters of
+pronunciation; and this man had a great facility in catching the true
+sound of Latin words, the titles of books, and the names or
+designations of Kant's friends: not one of which accomplishments could
+Lampe, the most insufferable of blockheads, ever attain to. In
+particular, I have been told by Kant's old friends, that for the space
+of more than thirty years, during which he had been in the habit of
+reading the newspaper published by Hartung, Lampe delivered it with the
+same identical blunder on every day of publication.--'Mr. Professor,
+here is Hart_mann's_ journal.' Upon which Kant would reply--'Eh!
+what?--What's that you say? Hartmann's journal? I tell you, it is not
+Hartmann, but Hartung: now, repeat it after me--not Hartmann, but
+Hartung.' Then Lampe, looking sulky, and drawing himself up with the
+stiff air of a soldier on guard, and in the very same monotonous tone
+with which he had been used to sing out his challenge of--_Who goes
+there?_ would roar--'not Hartmann, but Hartung.' 'Now again!' Kant
+would say: on which again Lampe roared--'not Hartmann, but Hartung.'
+'Now a third time,' cried Kant: on which for a third time the unhappy
+Lampe would howl out--'not Hartmann, but Hartung.' And this whimsical
+scene of parade duty was continually repeated: duly as the day of
+publication came, the irreclaimable old dunce was put through the same
+manoeuvres, which were as invariably followed by the same blunder on
+the next. In spite, however, of this advantage, in the new servant, and
+his general superiority to his predecessor, Kant's nature was too kind
+and good, and too indulgent to all people's infirmities but his own,
+not to miss the voice and the 'old familiar face' that he had been
+accustomed to for forty years. And I met with what struck me as an
+affecting instance of Kant's yearning after his old good-for-nothing
+servant in his memorandum-book: other people record what they wish to
+remember; but Kant had here recorded what he was to forget. 'Mem.:
+February, 1802, the name of Lampe must now be remembered no more.'
+
+In the spring of this year, 1802, I advised Kant to take the air. It
+was very long since he had been out of doors, [Footnote: Wasianski here
+returns thanks to some unknown person, who, having observed that Kant
+in his latter walks took pleasure in leaning against a particular wall
+to view the prospect, had caused a seat to be fixed at that point for
+his use.] and walking was now out of the question. But I thought the
+motion of a carriage and the air would be likely to revive him. On the
+power of vernal sights and sounds I did not much rely; for these had
+long ceased to affect him. Of all the changes that spring brings with
+it, there was one only that now interested Kant; and he longed for it
+with an eagerness and intensity of expectation, that it was almost
+painful to witness: this was the return of a hedge sparrow that sang in
+his garden, and before his window. This bird, either the same, or one
+of the next generation, had sung for years in the same situation; and
+Kant grew uneasy when the cold weather, lasting longer than usual,
+retarded its return. Like Lord Bacon, indeed, he had a childlike love
+for birds in general, and in particular, took pains to encourage the
+sparrows to build above the windows of his study; and when this
+happened, (as it often did, from the silence which prevailed in his
+study,) he watched their proceedings with the delight and the
+tenderness which others give to a human interest. To return to the
+point I was speaking of, Kant was at first very unwilling to accede to
+my proposal of going abroad. 'I shall sink down in the carriage,' said
+he, 'and fall together like a heap of old rags.' But I persisted with a
+gentle importunity in urging him to the attempt, assuring him that we
+would return immediately if he found the effort too much for him.
+Accordingly, upon a tolerably warm day of early [Footnote: Mr.
+Wasianski says--_late_ in summer: but, as he elsewhere describes
+by the same expression of 'late in summer,' a day which was confessedly
+_before_ the longest day, and as the multitude of birds which
+continued to sing will not allow us to suppose that the summer could be
+very far advanced, I have translated accordingly.] summer, I, and an
+old friend of Kant's, accompanied him to a little place which I rented
+in the country. As we drove through the streets, Kant was delighted to
+find that he could sit upright, and bear the motion of the carriage,
+and seemed to draw youthful pleasure from the sight of the towers and
+other public buildings, which he had not seen for years. We reached the
+place of our destination in high spirits. Kant drank a cup of coffee,
+and attempted to smoke a little. After this, he sat and sunned himself,
+listening with delight to the warbling of birds, which congregated in
+great numbers about this spot. He distinguished every bird by its song,
+and called it by its right name. After staying about half an hour, we
+set off on our homeward journey, Kant still cheerful, but apparently
+satiated with his day's enjoyment.
+
+I had on this occasion purposely avoided taking him to any public
+gardens, that I might not disturb his pleasure by exposing him to the
+distressing gaze of public curiosity. However, it was known in
+Koenigsberg that Kant had gone out; and accordingly, as the carriage
+moved through the streets which led to his residence, there was a
+general rush from all quarters in that direction, and, when we turned
+into the street where the house stood, we found it already choked up
+with people. As we slowly drew up to the door, a lane was formed in the
+crowd, through which Kant was led, I and my friend supporting him on
+our arms. Looking at the crowd, I observed the faces of many persons of
+rank, and distinguished strangers, some of whom now saw Kant for the
+first time, and many of them for the last.
+
+As the winter of 1802-3 approached, he complained more than ever of an
+affection of the stomach, which no medical man had been able to
+mitigate, or even to explain. The winter passed over in a complaining
+way; he was weary of life, and longed for the hour of dismission. 'I
+can be of service to the world no more,' said he, 'and am a burden to
+myself.' Often I endeavored to cheer him by the anticipation of
+excursions that we would make together when summer came again. On these
+he calculated with so much earnestness, that he had made a regular
+scale or classification of them--l. Airings; 2. Journeys; 3. Travels.
+And nothing could equal the yearning impatience expressed for the
+coming of spring and summer, not so much for their own peculiar
+attractions, as because they were the seasons for travelling. In his
+memorandum-book, he made this note:--'The three summer months are June,
+July, and August'--meaning that they were the three months for
+travelling. And in conversation he expressed the feverish strength of
+his wishes so plaintively and affectingly, that everybody was drawn
+into powerful sympathy with him, and wished for some magical means of
+ante-dating the course of the seasons.
+
+In this winter his bed-room was often warmed. This was the room in
+which he kept his little collection of books, of about four hundred and
+fifty volumes, chiefly presentation-copies from the authors. It may
+seem singular that Kant, who read so extensively, should have no larger
+library; but he had less need of one than most scholars, having in his
+earlier years been librarian at the Royal Library of the Castle; and
+since then having enjoyed from the liberality of Hartknoch, his
+publisher, (who, in his turn, had profited by the liberal terms on
+which Kant had made over to him the copyright of his own works,) the
+first sight of every new book that appeared.
+
+At the close of this winter, that is in 1803, Kant first began to
+complain of unpleasant dreams, sometimes of very terrific ones, which
+awakened him in great agitation. Oftentimes melodies, which he had
+heard in earliest youth sung in the streets of Koenigsberg, resounded
+painfully in his ears, and dwelt upon them in a way from which no
+efforts of abstraction could release him. These kept him awake to
+unseasonable hours; and often when, after long watching, he had fallen
+asleep, however deep his sleep might be, it was suddenly broken up by
+terrific dreams, which alarmed him beyond description. Almost every
+night, the bell-rope, which communicated with a bell in the room above
+his own, where his servant slept, was pulled violently, and with the
+utmost agitation. No matter how fast the servant might hurry down, he
+was almost always too late, and was pretty sure to find his master out
+of bed, and often making his way in terror to some other part of the
+house. The weakness of his feet exposed him to such dreadful falls on
+these occasions, that at length (but with much difficulty) I persuaded
+him to let his servant sleep in the same room with himself.
+
+The morbid affection of the stomach began now to be more and more
+distressing; and he tried various applications, which he had formerly
+been loud in condemning, such as a few drops of rum upon a piece of
+sugar, naphtha, [Footnote: For Kant's particular complaint, as
+described by other biographers, a quarter of a grain of opium, every
+twelve hours, would have been the best remedy, perhaps a perfect
+remedy.] &c. But all these were only palliatives; for his advanced age
+precluded the hope of a radical cure. His dreadful dreams became
+continually more appalling: single scenes, or passages in these dreams,
+were sufficient to compose the whole course of mighty tragedies, the
+impression from which was so profound as to stretch far into his waking
+hours. Amongst other phantasmata more shocking and indescribable, his
+dreams constantly represented to him the forms of murderers advancing
+to his bedside; and so agitated was he by the awful trains of phantoms
+that swept past him nightly, that in the first confusion of awaking he
+generally mistook his servant, who was hastening to his assistance, for
+a murderer. In the day-time we often conversed upon these shadowy
+illusions; and Kant, with his usual spirit of stoical contempt for
+nervous weakness of every sort, laughed at them; and, to fortify his
+own resolution to contend against them, he wrote down in his
+memorandum-book, 'There must be no yielding to panics of darkness.' At
+my suggestion, however, he now burned a light in his chamber, so placed
+as that the rays might be shaded from his face. At first he was very
+averse to this, though gradually he became reconciled to it. But that
+he could bear it at all, was to me an expression of the great
+revolution accomplished by the terrific agency of his dreams.
+Heretofore, darkness and utter silence were the two pillars on which
+his sleep rested: no step must approach his room; and as to light, if
+he saw but a moonbeam penetrating a crevice of the shutters, it made
+him unhappy; and, in fact, the windows of his bed-chamber were
+barricadoed night and day. But now darkness was a terror to him, and
+silence an oppression. In addition to his lamp, therefore, he had now a
+repeater in his room; the sound was at first too loud, but, after
+muffling the hammer with cloth, both the ticking and the striking
+became companionable sounds to him.
+
+At this time (spring of 1803) his appetite began to fail, which I
+thought no good sign. Many persons insist that Kant was in the habit of
+eating too much for health. [Footnote: Who these worthy people were
+that criticised Kant's eating, is not mentioned. They could have had no
+opportunity of exercising their abilities on this question, except as
+hosts, guests, or fellow-guests; and in any of those characters, a
+gentleman, one would suppose, must feel himself degraded by directing
+his attention to a point of that nature. However, the merits of the
+case stand thus between the parlies: Kant, it is agreed by all his
+biographers, ate only once a day; for as to his breakfast, it was
+nothing more than a very weak infusion of tea, (vide Jachmann's
+Letters, p. 163,) with no bread, or eatable of any kind. Now, his
+critics, by general confession, ate their way, from 'morn to dewy eve,'
+through the following course of meals: 1. Breakfast early in the
+morning; 2. Breakfast _a la fourchette_ about ten, A.M.; 3. Dinner
+at one or two; 4. Vesper Brod; 5. Abend Brod; all which does really
+seem a very fair allowance for a man who means to lecture upon
+abstinence at night. But I shall cut this matter short by stating one
+plain fact; there were two things, and no more, for which Kant had an
+inordinate craving during his whole life; these were tobacco and
+coffee; and from both these he abstained almost altogether, merely
+under a sense of duty, resting probably upon erroneous grounds. Of the
+first he allowed himself a very small quantity, (and everybody knows
+that temperance is a more difficult virtue than abstinence;) of the
+other none at all, until the labors of his life were accomplished.] I,
+however, cannot assent to this opinion; for he ate but once a day, and
+drank no beer. Of this liquor, (I mean the strong black beer,) he was,
+indeed, the most determined enemy. If ever a man died prematurely, Kant
+would say--'He has been drinking beer, I presume.' Or, if another were
+indisposed, you might be sure he would ask, 'But does he drink beer?'
+And, according to the answer on this point, he regulated his
+anticipations for the patient. Strong beer, in short, he uniformly
+maintained to be a slow poison. Voltaire, by the way, had said to a
+young physician who denounced coffee under the same bad name of a 'slow
+poison,' 'You're right there, my friend, however; slow it is, and
+horribly slow; for I have been drinking it these seventy years, and it
+has not killed me yet;' but this was an answer which, in the case of
+beer, Kant would not allow of.
+
+On the 22d of April, 1803, his birth-day, the last which he lived to
+see, was celebrated in a full assembly of his friends. This festival he
+had long looked forward to with great expectation, and delighted even
+to hear the progress made in the preparations for it. But when the day
+came, the over-excitement and tension of expectation seemed to have
+defeated itself. He tried to appear happy; but the bustle of a numerous
+company confounded and distressed him; and his spirits were manifestly
+forced. He seemed first to revive to any real sense of pleasure at
+night, when the company had departed, and he was undressing in his
+study. He then talked with much pleasure about the presents which, as
+usual, would be made to his servants on this occasion; for Kant was
+never happy himself, unless he saw all around him happy. He was a great
+maker of presents; but at the same time he had no toleration for the
+studied theatrical effect, the accompaniment of formal congratulations,
+and the sentimental pathos with which birth-day presents are made in
+Germany. [Footnote: In this, as in many other things, the taste of Kant
+was entirely English and Roman; as, on the other hand, some eminent
+Englishmen, I am sorry to say, have, on this very point, shown the
+effeminacy and _falsetto_ taste of the Germans. In particular, Mr.
+Coleridge, describing, in The Friend, the custom amongst German
+children of making presents to their parents on Christmas Eve, (a
+custom which he unaccountably supposes to be peculiar to Ratzeburg,)
+represents the mother as 'weeping aloud for joy'--the old idiot of a
+father with 'tears running down his face,' &c. &c., and all for what?
+For a snuff-box, a pencil-case, or some article of jewellery. Now, we
+English agree with Kant on such maudlin display of stage
+sentimentality, and are prone to suspect that papa's tears are the
+product of rum-punch. Tenderness let us have by all means, and the
+deepest you can imagine, but upon proportionate occasions, and with
+causes fitted to justify it and sustain its dignity.] In all this, his
+masculine taste gave him a sense of something fade and ludicrous.
+
+The summer of 1803 was now come, and, visiting Kant one day, I was
+thunderstruck to hear him direct me, in the most serious tone, to
+provide the funds necessary for an extensive foreign tour. I made no
+opposition, but asked his reasons for such a plan; he alleged the
+miserable sensations he had in his stomach, which were no longer
+endurable. Knowing what power over Kant a quotation from a Roman poet
+had always had, I simply replied--'Post equitem sedet atra cura,' and
+for the present he said no more. But the touching and pathetic
+earnestness with which he was continually ejaculating prayers for
+warmer weather, made it doubtful to me whether his wishes on this point
+ought not, partially at least, to be gratified; and I therefore
+proposed to him a little excursion to the cottage we had visited the
+year before. 'Anywhere,' said he, 'no matter whither, provided it be
+far enough.' Towards the latter end of June, therefore, we executed
+this scheme; on getting into the carriage, the order of the day with
+Kant was, 'Distance, distance. Only let us go far enough,' said he: but
+scarcely had we reached the city-gates before the journey seemed
+already to have lasted too long. On reaching the cottage we found
+coffee waiting for us; but he would scarcely allow himself time for
+drinking it, before he ordered the carriage to the door; and the
+journey back seemed insupportably long to him, though it was performed
+in something less than twenty minutes. 'Is this never to have an end?'
+was his continual exclamation; and great was his joy when he found
+himself once more in his study, undressed, and in bed. And for this
+night he slept in peace, and once again was liberated from the
+persecution of dreams.
+
+Soon after he began again to talk of journeys, of travels in remote
+countries, &c., and, in consequence, we repeated our former excursion
+several times; and though the circumstances were pretty nearly the same
+on every occasion, and always terminating in disappointment as to the
+immediate pleasure anticipated, yet, undoubtedly, they were, on the
+whole, salutary to his spirits. In particular, the cottage itself,
+standing under the shelter of tall alders, with a valley stretched
+beneath it, through which a little brook meandered, broken by a water-
+fall, whose pealing sound dwelt pleasantly on the ear, sometimes, on a
+quiet sunny day, gave a lively delight to Kant: and once, under
+accidental circumstances of summer clouds and sun-lights, the little
+pastoral landscape suddenly awakened a lively remembrance which had
+been long laid asleep, of a heavenly summer morning in youth, which he
+had passed in a bower upon the banks of a rivulet that ran through the
+grounds of a dear and early friend, Gen. Von Lossow. The strength of
+the impression was such, that he seemed actually to be living over that
+morning again, thinking as he then thought, and conversing with those
+that were no more.
+
+His very last excursion was in August of this year, (1803,) not to my
+cottage, but to the garden of a friend. But on this day he manifested
+great impatience. It had been arranged that he was to meet an old
+friend at the gardens; and I, with two other gentlemen, attended him.
+It happened that _out_ party arrived first; and such was Kant's
+weakness, and total loss of power to estimate the duration of time,
+that, after waiting a few moments, he insisted that some hours had
+elapsed--that his friend could not be expected--and went away in great
+discomposure of mind. And so ended Kant's travelling in this world.
+
+In the beginning of autumn the sight of his right eye began to fail
+him; the left he had long lost the use of. This earliest of his losses,
+by the way, he discovered by mere accident, and without any previous
+warning. Sitting down one day to rest himself in the course of a walk,
+it occurred to him that he would try the comparative strength of his
+eyes; but on taking out a newspaper which he had in his pocket, he was
+surprised to find that with his left eye he could not distinguish a
+letter. In earlier life he had two remarkable affections of the eyes:
+once, on returning from a walk, he saw objects double for a long space
+of time; and twice he became stone-blind. Whether these accidents are
+to be considered as uncommon, I leave to the decision of oculists.
+Certain it is, they gave very little disturbance to Kant; who, until
+old age had reduced his powers, lived in a constant state of stoical
+preparation for the worst that could befall him. I was now shocked to
+think of the degree in which his burthensome sense of dependence would
+be aggravated, if he should totally lose the power of sight. As it was,
+he read and wrote with great difficulty: in fact, his writing was
+little better than that which most people can produce as a trial of
+skill with their eyes shut. From old habits of solitary study, he had
+no pleasure in hearing others read to him; and he daily distressed me
+by the pathetic earnestness of his entreaties that I would have a
+reading-glass devised for him. Whatever my own optical skill could
+suggest, I tried; and the best opticians were sent for to bring their
+glasses, and take his directions for altering them; but all was to no
+purpose.
+
+In this last year of his life Kant very unwillingly received the visits
+of strangers; and, unless under particular circumstances, wholly
+declined them. Yet, when travellers had come a very great way out of
+their road to see him, I confess that I was at a loss how to conduct
+myself. To have refused too pertinaciously, could not but give me the
+air of wishing to make myself of importance. And I must acknowledge,
+that, amongst some instances of importunity and coarse expressions of
+low-bred curiosity, I witnessed, on the part of many people of rank, a
+most delicate sensibility to the condition of the aged recluse. On
+sending in their cards, they would generally accompany them by some
+message, expressive of their unwillingness to gratify their wish to see
+him at any risk of distressing him. The fact was, that such visits
+_did_ distress him much; for he felt it a degradation to be exhibited
+in his helpless state, when he was aware of his own incapacity to meet
+properly the attention that was paid to him. Some, however, were
+admitted, [Footnote: To whom it appears that Kant would generally
+reply, upon their expressing the pleasure it gave them to see him,
+'In me you behold a poor superannuated, weak, old man.'] according
+to the circumstances of the case, and the state of Kant's spirits at
+the moment. Amongst these, I remember that we were particularly pleased
+with M. Otto, the same who signed the treaty of peace between France
+and England with the present Lord Liverpool, (then Lord Hawkesbury.) A
+young Russian also rises to my recollection at this moment, from the
+excessive (and I think unaffected) enthusiasm which he displayed. On
+being introduced to Kant, he advanced hastily, took both his hands, and
+kissed them. Kant, who, from living so much amongst his English
+friends, had a good deal of the English dignified reserve about him,
+and hated anything like _scenes_, appeared to shrink a little from
+this mode of salutation, and was rather embarrassed. However, the young
+man's manner, I believe, was not at all beyond his genuine feelings;
+for next day he called again, made some inquiries about Kant's health,
+was very anxious to know whether his old age were burthensome to him,
+and above all things entreated for some little memorial of the great
+man to carry away with him. By accident the servant had found a small
+cancelled fragment of the original MS. of Kant's 'Anthropologie:' this,
+with my sanction, he gave to the Russian; who received it with rapture,
+kissed it, and then gave him in return the only dollar he had about
+him; and, thinking that not enough, actually pulled off his coat and
+waistcoat and forced them upon the man. Kant, whose native simplicity
+of character very much indisposed him to sympathy with any
+extravagances of feeling, could not, however, forbear smiling good-
+humoredly on being made acquainted with this instance of _naivete_
+and enthusiasm in his young admirer.
+
+I now come to an event in Kant's life, which ushered in its closing
+stage. On the 8th of October, 1803, for the first time since his youth,
+he was seriously ill. When a student at the University, he had once
+suffered from an ague, which, however, gave way to pedestrian exercise;
+and in later years, he had endured some pain from a contusion on his
+head; but, with these two exceptions, (if they can be considered such,)
+he had never (properly speaking) been ill. The cause of his illness was
+this: his appetite had latterly been irregular, or rather I should say
+depraved; and he no longer took pleasure in anything but bread and
+butter, and English cheese.[Footnote: Mr. W. here falls into the
+ordinary mistake of confounding the cause and the occasion, and would
+leave the impression, that Kant (who from his youth up had been a model
+of temperance) died of sensual indulgence. The cause of Kant's death
+was clearly the general decay of the vital powers, and in particular
+the atony of the digestive organs, which must soon have destroyed him
+under any care or abstinence whatever. This was the cause. The
+accidental occasion, which made that cause operative on the 7th of
+October, might or might not be what Mr. W. says. But in Kant's
+burthensome state of existence, it could not be a question of much
+importance whether his illness were to commence in an October or a
+November.] On the 7th of October, at dinner, he ate little else, in
+spite of everything that I and another friend then dining with him,
+could urge to dissuade him. And for the first time I fancied that he
+seemed displeased with my importunity, as though I were overstepping
+the just line of my duties. He insisted that the cheese never had done
+him any harm, nor would now. I had no course left me but to hold my
+tongue; and he did as he pleased. The consequence was what might have
+been anticipated--a restless night, succeeded by a day of memorable
+illness. The next morning all went on as usual, till nine o'clock, when
+Kant, who was then leaning on his sister's arm, suddenly fell senseless
+to the ground. A messenger was immediately despatched for me; and I
+hurried down to his house, where I found him lying in his bed, which
+had now been removed into his study, speechless and insensible. I had
+already summoned his physician; but, before he arrived, nature put
+forth efforts which brought Kant a little to himself. In about an hour
+he opened his eyes, and continued to mutter unintelligibly till towards
+the evening, when he rallied a little, and began to talk rationally.
+For the first time in his life, he was now, for a few days, confined to
+his bed, and ate nothing. On the 12th October, he again took some
+refreshment, and would have had his favorite food; but I was now
+resolved, at any risk of his displeasure, to oppose him firmly. I
+therefore stated to him the whole consequences of his last indulgence,
+of all which he manifestly had no recollection. He listened to what I
+said very attentively, and calmly expressed his conviction that I was
+perfectly in the wrong; but for the present he submitted. However, some
+days after, I found that he had offered a florin for a little bread and
+cheese, and then a dollar, and even more. Being again refused, he
+complained heavily; but gradually he weaned himself from asking for it,
+though at times he betrayed involuntarily how much he desired it.
+
+On the 13th of October, his usual dinner parties were resumed, and he
+was considered convalescent; but it was seldom indeed that he recovered
+the tone of tranquil spirits which he had preserved until his late
+attack. Hitherto he had always loved to prolong this meal, the only one
+he took--or, as he expressed it in classical phrase, 'coenam
+_ducere_;' but now it was difficult to hurry it over fast enough
+for his wishes. From dinner, which terminated about two o'clock, he
+went straight to bed, and at intervals fell into slumbers; from which,
+however, he was regularly awoke by phantasmata or terrific dreams. At
+seven in the evening came on duly a period of great agitation, which
+lasted till five or six in the morning--sometimes later; and he
+continued through the night alternately to walk about and lie down,
+occasionally tranquil, but more often in great distress. It now became
+necessary that somebody should sit up with him, his man-servant being
+wearied out with the toils of the day. No person seemed to be so proper
+for this office as his sister, both as having long received a very
+liberal pension from him, and also as his nearest relative, who would
+be the best witness to the fact that her illustrious brother had wanted
+no comforts or attention in his last hours, which his situation
+admitted of. Accordingly she was applied to, and undertook to watch him
+alternately with his footman--a separate table being kept for her, and
+a very handsome addition made to her allowance. She turned out to be a
+quiet gentle-minded woman, who raised no disturbances amongst the
+servants, and soon won her brother's regard by the modest and retiring
+style of her manners; I may add, also, by the truly sisterly affection
+which she displayed towards him to the last.
+
+The 8th of October had grievously affected Kant's faculties, but had
+not wholly destroyed them. For short intervals the clouds seemed to
+roll away that had settled upon his majestic intellect, and it shone
+forth as heretofore. During these moments of brief self-possession, his
+wonted benignity returned to him; and he expressed his gratitude for
+the exertions of those about him, and his sense of the trouble they
+underwent, in a very affecting way. With regard to his man-servant in
+particular, he was very anxious that he should be rewarded by liberal
+presents; and he pressed me earnestly on no account to be parsimonious.
+Indeed Kant was nothing less than princely in his use of money; and
+there was no occasion on which he was known to express the passion of
+scorn very powerfully, but when he was commenting on mean and penurious
+acts or habits. Those who knew him only in the streets, fancied that he
+was not liberal; for he steadily refused, upon principle, to relieve
+all common beggars. But, on the other hand, he was liberal to the
+public charitable institutions; he secretly assisted his own poor
+relations in a much ampler way than could reasonably have been expected
+of him; and it now appeared that he had many other deserving pensioners
+upon his bounty; a fact that was utterly unknown to any of us, until
+his increasing blindness and other infirmities devolved the duty of
+paying these pensions upon myself. It must be recollected, also, that
+Kant's whole fortune, which amounted to about twenty thousand dollars,
+was the product of his own honorable toils for nearly threescore years;
+and that he had himself suffered all the hardships of poverty in his
+youth, though he never once ran into any man's debt,--circumstances in
+his history, which, as they express how fully he must have been
+acquainted with the value of money, greatly enhance the merit of his
+munificence.
+
+In December, 1803, he became incapable of signing his name. His sight,
+indeed, had for some time failed him so much, that at dinner he could
+not find his spoon without assistance; and, when I happened to dine
+with him, I first cut in pieces whatever was on his plate, next put it
+into a spoon, and then guided his hand to find the spoon. But his
+inability to sign his name did not arise merely from blindness: the
+fact was, that, from irretention of memory, he could not recollect the
+letters which composed his name; and, when they were repeated to him,
+he could not represent the figure of the letters in his imagination. At
+the latter end of November, I had remarked that these incapacities were
+rapidly growing upon him, and in consequence I prevailed on him to sign
+beforehand all the receipts, &c., which would be wanted at the end of
+the year; and, afterwards, on my representation, to prevent all
+disputes, he gave me a regular legal power to sign on his behalf.
+
+Much as Kant was now reduced, yet he had occasionally moods of social
+hilarity. His birth-day was always an agreeable subject to him: some
+weeks before his death, I was calculating the time which it still
+wanted of that anniversary, and cheering him with the prospect of the
+rejoicings which would then take place: 'All your old friends,' said I,
+'will meet together, and drink a glass of champagne to your health.'
+'That,' said he, 'must be done upon the spot:' and he was not satisfied
+till the party was actually assembled. He drank a glass of wine with
+them, and with great elevation of spirits celebrated this birth-day
+which he was destined never to see.
+
+In the latter weeks of his life, however, a great change took place in
+the tone of his spirits. At his dinner-table, where heretofore such a
+cloudless spirit of joviality had reigned, there was now a melancholy
+silence. It disturbed him to see his two dinner companions conversing
+privately together, whilst he himself sat like a mute on the stage with
+no part to perform. Yet to have engaged him in the conversation would
+have been still more distressing; for his hearing was now very
+imperfect; the effort to hear was itself painful to him; and his
+expressions, even when his thoughts were accurate enough, became nearly
+unintelligible. It is remarkable, however, that at the very lowest
+point of his depression, when he became perfectly incapable of
+conversing with any rational meaning on the ordinary affairs of life,
+he was still able to answer correctly and distinctly, in a degree that
+was perfectly astonishing, upon any question of philosophy or of
+science, especially of physical geography, [Footnote: _Physical_
+Geography, in opposition to _Political_.] chemistry, or natural
+history. He talked satisfactorily, in his very worst state, of the
+gases, and stated very accurately different propositions of Kepler's,
+especially the law of the planetary motions. And I remember in
+particular, that upon the very last Monday of his life, when the
+extremity of his weakness moved a circle of his friends to tears, and
+he sat amongst us insensible to all we could say to him, cowering down,
+or rather I might say collapsing into a shapeless heap upon his chair,
+deaf, blind, torpid, motionless,--even then I whispered to the others
+that I would engage that Kant should take his part in conversation with
+propriety and animation. This they found it difficult to believe. Upon
+which I drew close to his ear, and put a question to him about the
+Moors of Barbary. To the surprise of everybody but myself, he
+immediately gave us a summary account of their habits and customs; and
+told us by the way, that in the word _Algiers_, the _g_ ought to be
+pronounced hard (as in the English word _gear_).
+
+During the last fortnight of Kant's life, he busied himself unceasingly
+in a way that seemed not merely purposeless but self-contradictory.
+Twenty times in a minute he would unloose and tie his neck
+handkerchief--so also with a sort of belt which he wore about his
+dressing-gown, the moment it was clasped, he unclasped it with
+impatience, and was then equally impatient to have it clasped again.
+But no description can convey an adequate impression of the weary
+restlessness with which from morning to night he pursued these labors
+of Sisyphus--doing and undoing--fretting that he could not do it,
+fretting that he had done it.
+
+By this time he seldom knew any of us who were about him, but took us
+all for strangers. This happened first with his sister, then with me,
+and finally with his servant. Such an alienation distressed me more
+than any other instance of his decay: though I knew that he had not
+really withdrawn his affection from me, yet his air and mode of
+addressing me gave me constantly that feeling. So much the more
+affecting was it, when the sanity of his perceptions and his
+remembrances returned; but these intervals were of slower and slower
+occurrence. In this condition, silent or babbling childishly, self-
+involved and torpidly abstracted, or else busy with self-created
+phantoms and delusions, what a contrast did he offer to _that_
+Kant who had once been the brilliant centre of the most brilliant
+circles for rank, wit, or knowledge, that Prussia afforded! A
+distinguished person from Berlin, who had called upon him during the
+preceding summer, was greatly shocked at his appearance, and said,
+'This is not Kant that I have seen, but the shell of Kant!' How much
+more would he have said this, if he had seen him now!
+
+Now came February, 1804, which was the last month that Kant was
+destined to see. It is remarkable that, in the memorandum book which I
+have before mentioned, I found a fragment of an old song, (inserted by
+Kant, and dated in the summer about six months before the time of his
+death,) which expressed that February was the month in which people had
+the least weight to carry, for the obvious reason that it was shorter
+by two and by three days than the others; and the concluding sentiment
+was in a tone of fanciful pathos to this effect--'Oh, happy February!
+in which man has least to bear--least pain, least sorrow, least self-
+reproach!' Even of this short month, however, Kant had not twelve
+entire days to bear; for it was on the 12th that he died; and in fact
+he may be said to have been dying from the 1st. He now barely
+vegetated; though there were still transitory gleams flashing by fits
+from the embers of his ancient intellect.
+
+On the 3d of February the springs of life seemed to be ceasing from
+their play, for, from this day, strictly speaking, he ate nothing more.
+His existence henceforward seemed to be the mere prolongation of an
+impetus derived from an eighty years' life, after the moving power of
+the mechanism was withdrawn. His physician visited him every day at a
+particular hour; and it was settled that I should always be there to
+meet him. Nine days before his death, on paying his usual visit, the
+following little circumstance occurred, which affected us both, by
+recalling forcibly to our minds the ineradicable courtesy and goodness
+of Kant's nature. When the physician was announced, I went up to Kant
+and said to him, 'Here is Dr. A----.' Kant rose from his chair, and,
+offering his hand to the Doctor, murmured something in which the word
+'posts' was frequently repeated, but with an air as though he wished to
+be helped out with the rest of the sentence. Dr. A----, who thought
+that, by _posts_, he meant the stations for relays of post-horses, and
+therefore that his mind was wandering, replied that all the horses were
+engaged, and begged him to compose himself. But Kant went on, with
+great effort to himself, and added--'Many posts, heavy posts--then much
+goodness--then much gratitude.' All this he said with apparent
+incoherence, but with great warmth, and increasing self-possession. I
+meantime perfectly divined what it was that Kant, under his cloud of
+imbecility, wished to say, and I interpreted accordingly. 'What the
+Professor wishes to say, Dr. A----, is this, that, considering the many
+and weighty offices which you fill in the city and in the university,
+it argues great goodness on your part to give up so much of your time
+to him,' (for Dr. A---- would never take any fees from Kant;) 'and that
+he has the deepest sense of this goodness.' 'Right,' said Kant,
+earnestly, 'right!' But he still continued to stand, and was nearly
+sinking to the ground. Upon which I remarked to the physician, that I
+was so well acquainted with Kant, that I was satisfied he would not sit
+down, however much he suffered from standing, until he knew that his
+visitors were seated. The Doctor seemed to doubt this--but Kant, who
+heard what I said, by a prodigious effort confirmed my construction of
+his conduct, and spoke distinctly these words--'God forbid I should be
+sunk so low as to forget the offices of humanity.'
+
+When dinner was announced, Dr. A---- took his leave. Another guest had
+now arrived, and I was in hopes, from the animation which Kant had so
+recently displayed, that we should to-day have a pleasant party, but my
+hopes were vain--Kant was more than usually exhausted, and though he
+raised a spoon to his mouth, he swallowed nothing. For some time
+everything had been tasteless to him; and I had endeavored, but with
+little success, to stimulate the organs of taste by nutmeg, cinnamon,
+&c. To-day all failed, and I could not even prevail upon him to taste a
+biscuit, rusk, or anything of that sort. I had once heard him say that
+several of his friends, who had died of _marasmus_, had closed
+their illness by four or five days of entire freedom from pain, but
+totally without appetite, and then slumbered tranquilly away. Through
+this state I apprehended that he was himself now passing.
+
+Saturday, the 4th of February, I heard his guests loudly expressing
+their fears that they should never meet him again; and I could not but
+share these fears myself. However, on
+
+Sunday, the 5th, I dined at his table in company with his particular
+friend Mr. R. R. V. Kant was still present, but so weak that his head
+drooped upon his knees, and he sank down against the right side of the
+chair. I went and arranged his pillows so as to raise and support his
+head; and, having done this, I said--'Now, my dear Sir, you are again
+in right order.' Great was our astonishment when he answered clearly
+and audibly in the Roman military phrase--'Yes, _testudine et
+facie;_' and immediately after added, 'Ready for the enemy, and in
+battle array.' His powers of mind were (if I may be allowed that
+expression) smouldering away in their ashes; but every now and then
+some lambent flame, or grand emanation of light, shot forth to make it
+evident that the ancient fire still slumbered below.
+
+Monday, the 6th, he was much weaker and more torpid: he spoke not a
+word, except on the occasion of my question about the Moors, as
+previously stated, and sate with sightless eyes, lost in himself, and
+manifesting no sense of our presence, so that we had the feeling of
+some mighty shade or phantom from some forgotten century being seated
+amongst us.
+
+About this time, Kant had become much more tranquil and composed. In
+the earlier periods of his illness, when his yet unbroken strength was
+brought into active contest with the first attacks of decay, he was apt
+to be peevish, and sometimes spoke roughly or even harshly to his
+servants. This, though very opposite to his natural disposition, was
+altogether excusable under the circumstances. He could not make himself
+understood: things were therefore brought to him continually which he
+had not asked for; and often it happened that what he really wanted he
+could not obtain, because all his efforts to name it were
+unintelligible. A violent nervous irritation, besides, affected him
+from the unsettling of the equilibrium in the different functions of
+his nature; weakness in one organ being made more palpable to him by
+disproportionate strength in another. But now the strife was over; the
+whole system was at length undermined, and in rapid and harmonious
+progress to dissolution. And from this time forward, no movement of
+impatience, or expression of fretfulness, ever escaped him.
+
+I now visited him three times a-day; and on
+
+Tuesday, Feb. 7th, going about dinner-time, I found the usual party of
+friends sitting down alone; for Kant was in bed. This was a new scene
+in his house, and increased our fears that his end was now at hand.
+However, having seen him rally so often, I would not run the risk of
+leaving him without a dinner-party for the next day; and accordingly,
+at the customary hour of one, we assembled in his house on
+
+Wednesday, Feb. 8th. I paid my respects to him as cheerfully as
+possible, and ordered dinner to be served up. Kant sat at the table
+with us; and, taking a spoon with a little soup in it, put it to his
+lips; but immediately put it down again, and retired to bed, from which
+he never rose again, except during the few minutes when it was re-
+arranged.
+
+Thursday, the 9th, he had sunk into the weakness of a dying person, and
+the corpse-like appearance had already taken possession of him. I
+visited him frequently through the day; and, going at ten o'clock at
+night, I found him in a state of insensibility. I could not draw any
+sign from him that he knew me, and I left him to the care of his sister
+and his servant.
+
+Friday, the 10th, I went to see him at six o'clock in the morning. It
+was very stormy, and a deep snow had fallen in the night-time. And, by
+the way, I remember that a gang of house-breakers had forced their way
+through the premises in order to reach Kant's next neighbor, who was a
+goldsmith. As I drew near to his bed-side, I said, 'Good morning.' He
+returned my salutation by saying, 'Good morning,' but in so feeble and
+faltering a voice that it was hardly articulate. I was rejoiced to find
+him sensible, and I asked him if he knew me:--'Yes,' he replied; and,
+stretching out his hand, touched me gently upon the cheek. Through the
+rest of the day, whenever I visited him, he seemed to have relapsed
+into a state of insensibility.
+
+Saturday, the 11th, he lay with fixed and rayless eyes; but to all
+appearance in perfect peace. I asked him again, on this day, if he knew
+me. He was speechless, but he turned his face towards me and made signs
+that I should kiss him. Deep emotion thrilled me, as I stooped down to
+kiss his pallid lips; for I knew that in this solemn act of tenderness
+he meant to express his thankfulness for our long friendship, and to
+signify his affection and his last farewell. I had never seen him
+confer this mark of his love upon anybody, except once, and that was a
+few weeks before his death, when he drew his sister to him and kissed
+her. The kiss which he now gave to me was the last memorial that he
+knew me.
+
+Whatever fluid was now offered to him passed the oesophagus with a
+rattling sound, as often happens with dying people; and there were all
+the signs of death being close at hand.
+
+I wished to stay with him till all was over; and as I had been witness
+of his life, to be witness also of his departure; and therefore I never
+quitted him except when I was called off for a few minutes to attend
+some private business. The whole of this night I spent at his bed-side.
+Though he had passed the day in a state of insensibility, yet in the
+evening he made intelligible signs that he wished to have his bed put
+in order; he was therefore lifted out in our arms, and the bed-clothes
+and pillows being hastily arranged, he was carried back again. He did
+not sleep; and a spoonful of liquid, which was sometimes put to his
+lips, he usually pushed aside; but about one o'clock in the night he
+himself made a motion towards the spoon, from which I collected that he
+was thirsty; and I gave him a small quantity of wine and water
+sweetened; but the muscles of his mouth had not strength enough to
+retain it, so that to prevent its flowing back he raised his hand to
+his lips, until with a rattling sound it was swallowed. He seemed to
+wish for more; and I continued to give him more, until he said, in a
+way that I was just able to understand,--'It is enough.' And these were
+his last words. At intervals he pushed away the bed-clothes, and
+exposed his person; I constantly restored the clothes to their
+situation, and on one of these occasions I found that the whole body
+and extremities were already growing cold, and the pulse intermitting.
+
+At a quarter after three o'clock on Sunday morning, February 12, Kant
+stretched himself out as if taking a position for his final act, and
+settled into the precise posture which he preserved to the moment of
+death. The pulse was now no longer perceptible to the touch in his
+hands, feet or neck. I tried every part where a pulse beats, and found
+none anywhere but in the left hip, where it beat with violence, but
+often intermitted.
+
+About ten o'clock in the forenoon he suffered a remarkable change; his
+eye was rigid and his face and lips became discolored by a cadaverous
+pallor. Still, such was the effect of his previous habits, that no
+trace appeared of the cold sweat which naturally accompanies the last
+mortal agony.
+
+It was near eleven o'clock when the moment of dissolution approached.
+His sister was standing at the foot of the bed, his sister's son at the
+head. I, for the purpose of still observing the fluctuations of the
+pulse in his hip, was kneeling at the bed-side; and I called his
+servant to come and witness the death of his good master. Now began the
+last agony, if to him it could be called an agony, where there seemed
+to be no struggle. And precisely at this moment, his distinguished
+friend, Mr. R. R. V., whom I had summoned by a messenger, entered the
+room. First of all, the breath grew feebler; then it missed its
+regularity of return; then it wholly intermitted, and the upper lip was
+slightly convulsed; after this there followed one slight respiration or
+sigh; and after that no more; but the pulse still beat for a few
+seconds--slower and fainter, till it ceased altogether; the mechanism
+stopped; the last motion was at an end; and exactly at that moment the
+clock struck eleven.
+
+Soon after his death the head of Kant was shaved; and, under the
+direction of Professor Knorr, a plaster cast was taken, not a masque
+merely, but a cast of the whole bead, designed (I believe) to enrich
+the craniological collection of Dr. Gall.
+
+The corpse being laid out and properly attired, immense numbers of
+people of every rank, from the highest to the lowest, flocked to see
+it. Everybody was anxious to make use of the last opportunity he would
+have for entitling himself to say--'I too have seen Kant.' This went on
+for many days--during which, from morning to night, the house was
+thronged with the public. Great was the astonishment of all people at
+the meagreness of Kant's appearance; and it was universally agreed that
+a corpse so wasted and fleshless had never been beheld. His head rested
+upon the same cushion on which once the gentlemen of the university had
+presented an address to him; and I thought that I could not apply it to
+a more honorable purpose than by placing it in the coffin, as the final
+pillow of that immortal head.
+
+Upon the style and mode of his funeral, Kant had expressed his wishes
+in earlier years in a separate memorandum. He there desired that it
+should take place early in the morning, with as little noise and
+disturbance as possible, and attended only by a few of his most
+intimate friends. Happening to meet with this memorandum, whilst I was
+engaged at his request in arranging his papers, I very frankly gave him
+my opinion, that such an injunction would lay me, as the executor of
+his will, under great embarrassments; for that circumstances might very
+probably arise under which it would be next to impossible to carry it
+into effect. Upon this Kant tore the paper, and left the whole to my
+own discretion. The fact was, I foresaw that the students of the
+University would never allow themselves to be robbed of this occasion
+for expressing their veneration by a public funeral. The event showed
+that I was right; for a funeral such as Kant's, one so solemn and so
+magnificent, the city of Koenigsberg has never witnessed before or
+since. The public journals, and separate accounts in pamphlets, etc.,
+have given so minute an account of its details, that I shall here
+notice only the heads of the ceremony.
+
+On the 28th of February, at two o'clock in the afternoon, all the
+dignitaries of church and state, not only those resident in Koenigsberg,
+but from the remotest parts of Prussia, assembled in the church of the
+Castle. Hence they were escorted by the whole body of the University,
+splendidly dressed for the occasion, and by many military officers of
+rank, with whom Kant had always been a great favorite, to the house of
+the deceased Professor; from which the corpse was carried by torch-
+light, the bells of every church in Koenigsberg tolling, to the
+Cathedral which was lit up by innumerable wax-lights. A never-ending
+train of many thousand persons followed it on foot. In the Cathedral,
+after the usual burial rites, accompanied with every possible
+expression of national veneration to the deceased, there was a grand
+musical service, most admirably performed, at the close of which Kant's
+mortal remains were lowered into the academic vault, where he now rests
+among the ancient patriarchs of the University. PEACE BE TO HIS DUST,
+AND EVERLASTING HONOR!
+
+
+
+
+END OF VOLUME II
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+NARRATIVE AND MISCELLANEOUS PAPERS.
+
+BY
+THOMAS DE QUINCEY.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS OF VOLUME I.
+
+
+THE HOUSEHOLD WRECK
+THE SPANISH NUN
+FLIGHT OF A TARTAR TRIBE
+
+
+CONTENTS OF VOLUME II.
+
+
+SYSTEM OF THE HEAVENS AS REVEALED BY LORD ROSSE'S TELESCOPES
+MODERN SUPERSTITION
+COLERIDGE AND OPIUM-EATING
+TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT
+ON WAR
+THE LAST DAYS OF IMMANUEL KANT
+
+
+
+
+
+THE HOUSEHOLD WRECK.
+
+
+'To be weak,' we need not the great archangel's voice to tell us,
+'_is to be miserable_.' All weakness is suffering and humiliation,
+no matter for its mode or its subject. Beyond all other weakness,
+therefore, and by a sad prerogative, as more miserable than what is
+most miserable in all, that capital weakness of man which regards the
+_tenure_ of his enjoyments and his power to protect, even for a
+moment, the crown of flowers--flowers, at the best, how frail and few!
+--which sometimes settles upon his haughty brow. There is no end, there
+never will be an end, of the lamentations which ascend from earth and
+the rebellious heart of her children, upon this huge opprobrium of
+human pride--the everlasting mutabilities of all which man can grasp by
+his power or by his aspirations, the fragility of all which he
+inherits, and the hollowness visible amid the very raptures of
+enjoyment to every eye which looks for a moment underneath the
+draperies of the shadowy _present_, the hollowness, the blank
+treachery of hollowness, upon which all the pomps and vanities of life
+ultimately repose. This trite but unwearying theme, this impassioned
+common-place of humanity, is the subject in every age of variation
+without end, from the poet, the rhetorician, the fabulist, the
+moralist, the divine, and the philosopher. All, amidst the sad vanity
+of their sighs and groans, labor to put on record and to establish this
+monotonous complaint, which needs not other record or evidence than
+those very sighs and groans. What is life? Darkness and formless
+vacancy for a beginning, or something beyond all beginning--then next a
+dim lotos of human consciousness, finding itself afloat upon the bosom
+of waters without a shore--then a few sunny smiles and many tears--a
+little love and infinite strife--whisperings from paradise and fierce
+mockeries from the anarchy of chaos--dust and ashes--and once more
+darkness circling round, as if from the beginning, and in this way
+rounding or making an island of our fantastic existence,--_that_
+is human life; _that_ the inevitable amount of man's laughter and
+his tears--of what he suffers and he does--of his motions this way and
+that way--to the right or to the left--backwards or forwards--of all
+his seeming realities and all his absolute negations--his shadowy
+pomps and his pompous shadows--of whatsoever he thinks, finds, makes
+or mars, creates or animates, loves, hates, or in dread hope
+anticipates;--so it is, so it has been, so it will be, for ever and
+ever.
+
+Yet in the lowest deep there still yawns a lower deep; and in the vast
+halls of man's frailty, there are separate and more gloomy chambers of
+a frailty more exquisite and consummate. We account it frailty that
+threescore years and ten make the upshot of man's pleasurable
+existence, and that, far before that time is reached, his beauty and
+his power have fallen among weeds and forgetfulness. But there is a
+frailty, by comparison with which this ordinary flux of the human race
+seems to have a vast duration. Cases there are, and those not rare, in
+which a single week, a day, an hour sweeps away all vestiges and
+landmarks of a memorable felicity; in which the ruin travels faster
+than the flying showers upon the mountain-side, faster 'than a musician
+scatters sounds;' in which 'it was' and 'it is not' are words of the
+self-same tongue, in the self-same minute; in which the sun that at
+noon beheld all sound and prosperous, long before its setting hour
+looks out upon a total wreck, and sometimes upon the total abolition of
+any fugitive memorial that there ever had been a vessel to be wrecked,
+or a wreck to be obliterated.
+
+These cases, though here spoken of rhetorically, are of daily
+occurrence; and, though they may seem few by comparison with the
+infinite millions of the species, they are many indeed, if they be
+reckoned absolutely for themselves; and throughout the limits of a
+whole nation, not a day passes over us but many families are robbed of
+their heads, or even swallowed up in ruin themselves, or their course
+turned out of the sunny beams into a dark wilderness. Shipwrecks and
+nightly conflagrations are sometimes, and especially among some
+nations, wholesale calamities; battles yet more so; earthquakes, the
+famine, the pestilence, though rarer, are visitations yet wider in
+their desolation. Sickness and commercial ill-luck, if narrower, are
+more frequent scourges. And most of all, or with most darkness in its
+train, comes the sickness of the brain--lunacy--which, visiting nearly
+one thousand in every million, must, in every populous nation, make
+many ruins in each particular day. 'Babylon in ruins,' says a great
+author, 'is not so sad a sight as a human soul overthrown by lunacy.'
+But there is a sadder even than _that_,--the sight of a family-ruin
+wrought by crime is even more appalling. Forgery, breaches of trust,
+embezzlement, of private or public funds--(a crime sadly on the
+increase since the example of Fauntleroy, and the suggestion of its
+great feasibility first made by him)--these enormities, followed too
+often, and countersigned for their final result to the future happiness
+of families, by the appalling catastrophe of suicide, must naturally,
+in every wealthy nation, or wherever property and the modes of property
+are much developed, constitute the vast majority of all that come under
+the review of public justice. Any of these is sufficient to make
+shipwreck of all peace and comfort for a family; and often, indeed, it
+happens that the desolation is accomplished within the course of one
+revolving sun; often the whole dire catastrophe, together with its
+total consequences, is both accomplished and made known to those whom
+it chiefly concerns within one and the same hour. The mighty Juggernaut
+of social life, moving onwards with its everlasting thunders, pauses
+not for a moment to spare--to pity--to look aside, but rushes forward
+for ever, impassive as the marble in the quarry--caring not for whom it
+destroys, for the how many, or for the results, direct and indirect,
+whether many or few. The increasing grandeur and magnitude of the
+social system, the more it multiplies and extends its victims, the more
+it conceals them; and for the very same reason: just as in the Roman
+amphitheatres, when they grew to the magnitude of mighty cities, (in
+some instances accommodating four hundred thousand spectators, in many
+a fifth part of that amount,) births and deaths became ordinary events,
+which, in a small modern theatre, are rare and memorable; and exactly
+as these prodigious accidents multiplied, _pari passu_, they were
+disregarded and easily concealed: for curiosity was no longer excited;
+the sensation attached to them was little or none.
+
+From these terrific tragedies, which, like monsoons or tornadoes,
+accomplish the work of years in an hour, not merely an impressive
+lesson is derived, sometimes, perhaps, a warning, but also (and this is
+of universal application) some consolation. Whatever may have been the
+misfortunes or the sorrows of a man's life, he is still privileged to
+regard himself and his friends as amongst the fortunate by comparison,
+in so far as he has escaped these wholesale storms, either as an actor
+in producing them, or a contributor to their violence--or even more
+innocently, (though oftentimes not less miserably)--as a participator
+in the instant ruin, or in the long arrears of suffering which they
+entail.
+
+The following story falls within the class of hasty tragedies, and
+sudden desolations here described. The reader is assured that every
+incident is strictly true: nothing, in that respect, has been altered;
+nor, indeed, anywhere except in the conversations, of which, though the
+results and general outline are known, the separate details have
+necessarily been lost under the agitating circumstances which produced
+them. It has been judged right and delicate to conceal the name of the
+great city, and therefore of the nation in which these events occurred,
+chiefly out of consideration for the descendants of one person
+concerned in the narrative: otherwise, it might not have been
+requisite: for it is proper to mention, that every person directly a
+party to the case has been long laid in the grave: all of them, with
+one solitary exception, upwards of fifty years.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was early spring in the year 17--; the day was the 6th of April; and
+the weather, which had been of a wintry fierceness for the preceding
+six or seven weeks--cold indeed beyond anything known for many years,
+gloomy for ever, and broken by continual storms--was now by a Swedish
+transformation all at once bright, genial, heavenly. So sudden and so
+early a prelusion of summer, it was generally feared, could not last.
+But that only made every body the more eager to lose no hour of an
+enjoyment that might prove so fleeting. It seemed as if the whole
+population of the place, a population among the most numerous in
+Christendom, had been composed of hybernating animals suddenly awakened
+by the balmy sunshine from their long winter's torpor. Through every
+hour of the golden morning the streets were resonant with female
+parties of young and old, the timid and the bold, nay, even of the most
+delicate valetudinarians, now first tempted to lay aside their wintry
+clothing together with their fireside habits, whilst the whole rural
+environs of our vast city, the woodlands, and the interminable meadows
+began daily to re-echo the glad voices of the young and jovial awaking
+once again, like the birds and the flowers, and universal nature, to
+the luxurious happiness of this most delightful season.
+
+Happiness do I say? Yes, happiness; happiness to me above all others.
+For I also in those days was among the young and the gay; I was
+healthy; I was strong; I was prosperous in a worldly sense! I owed no
+man a shilling; feared no man's face; shunned no man's presence. I held
+a respectable station in society; I was myself, let me venture to say
+it, respected generally for my personal qualities, apart from any
+advantages I might draw from fortune or inheritance; I had reason to
+think myself popular amongst the very slender circle of my
+acquaintance; and finally, which perhaps was the crowning grace to all
+these elements of happiness, I suffered not from the presence of
+_ennui_, nor ever feared to suffer: for my temperament was
+constitutionally ardent; I had a powerful animal sensibility; and I
+knew the one great secret for maintaining its equipoise, viz., by
+powerful daily exercise; and thus I lived in the light and presence,
+or, (if I should not be suspected of seeking rhetorical expressions, I
+would say,) in one eternal solstice of unclouded hope.
+
+These, you will say, were blessings; these were golden elements of
+felicity. They were so; and yet, with the single exception of my
+healthy frame and firm animal organization, I feel that I have
+mentioned hitherto nothing but what by comparison might be thought of a
+vulgar quality. All the other advantages that I have enumerated, had
+they been yet wanting, might have been acquired; had they been
+forfeited, might have been reconquered; had they been even
+irretrievably lost, might, by a philosophic effort, have been dispensed
+with; compensations might have been found for any of them, many
+equivalents, or if not, consolations at least, for their absence. But
+now it remains to speak of other blessings too mighty to be valued, not
+merely as transcending in rank and dignity all other constituents of
+happiness, but for a reason far sadder than that--because, once lost,
+they were incapable of restoration, and because not to be dispensed
+with; blessings in which 'either we must live or have no life:' lights
+to the darkness of our paths and to the infirmity of our steps--which,
+once extinguished, never more on this side the gates of Paradise can
+any man hope to see re-illumined for himself. Amongst these I may
+mention an intellect, whether powerful or not in itself, at any rate
+most elaborately cultivated; and, to say the truth, I had little other
+business before me in this life than to pursue this lofty and
+delightful task. I may add, as a blessing, not in the same
+_positive_ sense as that which I have just mentioned, because not
+of a nature to contribute so hourly to the employment of the thoughts,
+but yet in this sense equal, that the absence of either would have been
+an equal affliction,--namely, a conscience void of all offence. It was
+little indeed that I, drawn by no necessities of situation into
+temptations of that nature, had done no injury to any man. That was
+fortunate; but I could not much value myself upon what was so much an
+accident of my situation. Something, however, I might pretend to beyond
+this _negative_ merit; for I had originally a benign nature; and,
+as I advanced in years and thoughtfulness, the gratitude which
+possessed me for my own exceeding happiness led me to do that by
+principle and system which I had already done upon blind impulse; and
+thus upon a double argument I was incapable of turning away from the
+prayer of the afflicted, whatever had been the sacrifice to myself.
+Hardly, perhaps, could it have been said in a sufficient sense at that
+time that I was a religious man: yet, undoubtedly, I had all the
+foundations within me upon which religion might hereafter have grown.
+My heart overflowed with thankfulness to Providence: I had a natural
+tone of unaffected piety; and thus far, at least, I might have been
+called a religious man, that in the simplicity of truth I could have
+exclaimed,
+
+ 'O, Abner, I fear God, and I fear none beside.'
+
+But wherefore seek to delay ascending by a natural climax to that final
+consummation and perfect crown of my felicity--that almighty blessing
+which ratified their value to all the rest? Wherefore, oh! wherefore do
+I shrink in miserable weakness from--what? Is it from reviving, from
+calling up again into fierce and insufferable light the images and
+features of a long-buried happiness? That would be a natural shrinking
+and a reasonable weakness. But how escape from reviving, whether I give
+it utterance or not, that which is for ever vividly before me? What
+need to call into artificial light that which, whether sleeping or
+waking, by night or by day, for eight-and-thirty years has seemed by
+its miserable splendor to scorch my brain? Wherefore shrink from giving
+language, simple vocal utterance, to that burden of anguish which by so
+long an endurance has lost no atom of its weight, nor can gain any most
+surely by the loudest publication? Need there can be none, after this,
+to say that the priceless blessing, which I have left to the final
+place in this ascending review, was the companion of my life--my
+darling and youthful wife. Oh! dovelike woman! fated in an hour the
+most defenceless to meet with the ravening vulture,--lamb fallen
+amongst wolves,--trembling--fluttering fawn, whose path was inevitably
+to be crossed by the bloody tiger;--angel, whose most innocent heart
+fitted thee for too early a flight from this impure planet; if indeed
+it were a necessity that thou shouldst find no rest for thy footing
+except amidst thy native heavens, if indeed to leave what was not
+worthy of thee were a destiny not to be evaded--a summons not to be put
+by,--yet why, why, again and again I demand--why was it also necessary
+that this, thy departure, so full of wo to me, should also to thyself
+be heralded by the pangs of martyrdom? Sainted love, if, like the
+ancient children of the Hebrews, like Meshech and Abednego, thou wert
+called by divine command, whilst yet almost a child, to walk, and to
+walk alone, through the fiery furnace,--wherefore then couldst not
+thou, like that Meshech and that Abednego, walk unsinged by the
+dreadful torment, and come forth unharmed? Why, if the sacrifice were
+to be total, was it necessary to reach it by so dire a struggle? and if
+the cup, the bitter cup, of final separation from those that were the
+light of thy eyes and the pulse of thy heart might not be put aside,--
+yet wherefore was it that thou mightest not drink it up in the natural
+peace which belongs to a sinless heart?
+
+But these are murmurings, you will say, rebellious murmurings against
+the proclamations of God. Not so: I have long since submitted myself,
+resigned myself, nay, even reconciled myself, perhaps, to the great
+wreck of my life, in so far as it was the will of God, and according to
+the weakness of my imperfect nature. But my wrath still rises, like a
+towering flame, against all the earthly instruments of this ruin; I am
+still at times as unresigned as ever to this tragedy, in so far as it
+was the work of human malice. Vengeance, as a mission for _me_, as
+a task for _my_ hands in particular, is no longer possible; the
+thunderbolts of retribution have been long since launched by other
+hands; and yet still it happens that at times I do--I must--I shall
+perhaps to the hour of death, rise in maniac fury, and seek, in the
+very impotence of vindictive madness, groping as it were in blindness
+of heart, for that tiger from hell-gates that tore away my darling from
+my heart. Let me pause, and interrupt this painful strain, to say a
+word or two upon what she was--and how far worthy of a love more
+honorable to her (that was possible) and deeper (but that was not
+possible) than mine. When first I saw her, she--my Agnes--was merely a
+child, not much (if anything) above sixteen. But, as in perfect
+womanhood she retained a most childlike expression of countenance, so
+even then in absolute childhood she put forward the blossoms and the
+dignity of a woman. Never yet did my eye light upon creature that was
+born of woman, nor could it enter my heart to conceive one, possessing
+a figure more matchless in its proportions, more statuesque, and more
+deliberately and advisedly to be characterized by no adequate word but
+the word _magnificent_, (a word too often and lightly abused.) In
+reality, speaking of women, I have seen many beautiful figures, but
+hardly one except Agnes that could, without hyperbole, be styled truly
+and memorably magnificent. Though in the first order of tall women,
+yet, being full in person, and with a symmetry that was absolutely
+faultless, she seemed to the random sight as little above the ordinary
+height. Possibly from the dignity of her person, assisted by the
+dignity of her movements, a stranger would have been disposed to call
+her at a distance a woman of _commanding_ presence; but never,
+after he had approached near enough to behold her face. Every thought
+of artifice, of practised effect, or of haughty pretension, fled before
+the childlike innocence, the sweet feminine timidity, and the more than
+cherub loveliness of that countenance, which yet in its lineaments was
+noble, whilst its expression was purely gentle and confiding. A shade
+of pensiveness there was about her; but _that_ was in her manners,
+scarcely ever in her features; and the exquisite fairness of her
+complexion, enriched by the very sweetest and most delicate bloom that
+ever I have beheld, should rather have allied it to a tone of
+cheerfulness. Looking at this noble creature, as I first looked at her,
+when yet upon the early threshold of womanhood
+
+ 'With household motions light and free,
+ And steps of virgin liberty'
+
+you might have supposed her some Hebe or young Aurora of the dawn. When
+you saw only her superb figure, and its promise of womanly development,
+with the measured dignity of her step, you might for a moment have
+fancied her some imperial Medea of the Athenian stage--some Volumnia
+from Rome,
+
+ 'Or ruling bandit's wife amidst the Grecian isles.'
+
+ But catch one glance from her angelic countenance--and then combining
+the face and the person, you would have dismissed all such fancies, and
+have pronounced her a Pandora or an Eve, expressly accomplished and
+held forth by nature as an exemplary model or ideal pattern for the
+future female sex:--
+
+ 'A perfect woman, nobly plann'd,
+ To warm, to comfort, to command:
+ And yet a spirit too, and bright
+ With something of an angel light.'
+
+To this superb young woman, such as I have here sketched her, I
+surrendered my heart for ever, almost from my first opportunity of
+seeing her: for so natural and without disguise was her character, and
+so winning the simplicity of her manners, due in part to her own native
+dignity of mind, and in part to the deep solitude in which she had been
+reared, that little penetration was required to put me in possession of
+all her thoughts; and to win her love, not very much more than to let
+her see, as see she could not avoid, in connection with that chivalrous
+homage which at any rate was due to her sex and her sexual perfections,
+a love for herself on my part, which was in its nature as exalted a
+passion and as profoundly rooted as any merely human affection can ever
+yet have been.
+
+On the seventeenth birthday of Agnes we were married. Oh! calendar of
+everlasting months--months that, like the mighty rivers, shall flow on
+for ever, immortal as thou, Nile, or Danube, Euphrates, or St.
+Lawrence! and ye, summer and winter, day and night, wherefore do you
+bring round continually your signs, and seasons, and revolving hours,
+that still point and barb the anguish of local recollections, telling
+me of this and that celestial morning that never shall return, and of
+too blessed expectations, travelling like yourselves through a heavenly
+zodiac of changes, till at once and for ever they sank into the grave!
+Often do I think of seeking for some quiet cell either in the Tropics
+or in Arctic latitudes, where the changes of the year, and the external
+signs corresponding to them, express themselves by no features like
+those in which the same seasons are invested under our temperate
+climes: so that, if knowing, we cannot at least feel the identity of
+their revolutions. We were married, I have said, on the birthday--the
+seventeenth birthday--of Agnes; and pretty nearly on her eighteenth it
+was that she placed me at the summit of my happiness, whilst for
+herself she thus completed the circle of her relations to this life's
+duties, by presenting me with a son. Of this child, knowing how
+wearisome to strangers is the fond exultation of parents, I shall
+simply say, that he inherited his mother's beauty; the same touching
+loveliness and innocence of expression, the same chiselled nose, mouth,
+and chin, the same exquisite auburn hair. In many other features, not
+of person merely, but also of mind and manners, as they gradually began
+to open before me, this child deepened my love to him by recalling the
+image of his mother; and what other image was there that I so much
+wished to keep before me, whether waking or asleep? At the time to
+which I am now coming but too rapidly, this child, still our only one,
+and unusually premature, was within four months of completing his third
+year; consequently Agnes was at that time in her twenty-first year; and
+I may here add, with respect to myself, that I was in my twenty-sixth.
+
+But, before I come to that period of wo, let me say one word on the
+temper of mind which so fluent and serene a current of prosperity may
+be thought to have generated. Too common a course I know it is, when
+the stream of life flows with absolute tranquillity, and ruffled by no
+menace of a breeze--the azure overhead never dimmed by a passing cloud,
+that in such circumstances the blood stagnates: life, from excess and
+plethora of sweets, becomes insipid: the spirit of action droops: and
+it is oftentimes found at such seasons that slight annoyances and
+molestations, or even misfortunes in a lower key, are not wholly
+undesirable, as means of stimulating the lazy energies, and disturbing
+a slumber which is, or soon will be, morbid in its character. I have
+known myself cases not a few, where, by the very nicest gradations, and
+by steps too silent and insensible for daily notice, the utmost harmony
+and reciprocal love had shaded down into fretfulness and petulance,
+purely from too easy a life, and because all nobler agitations that
+might have ruffled the sensations occasionally, and all distresses even
+on the narrowest scale that might have re-awakened the solicitudes of
+love, by opening necessities for sympathy, for counsel, or for mutual
+aid, had been shut out by foresight too elaborate, or by prosperity too
+cloying. But all this, had it otherwise been possible with my
+particular mind, and at my early age, was utterly precluded by one
+remarkable peculiarity in my temper. Whether it were that I derived
+from nature some jealousy and suspicion of all happiness which seems
+too perfect and unalloyed--[a spirit of restless distrust, which in
+ancient times often led men to throw valuable gems into the sea, in the
+hope of thus propitiating the dire deity of misfortune, by voluntarily
+breaking the fearful chain of prosperity, and led some of them to weep
+and groan when the gems thus sacrificed were afterwards brought back to
+their hand by simple fishermen, who had recovered them in the
+intestines of fishes--a portentous omen, which was interpreted into a
+sorrowful indication that the deity thus answered the propitiatory
+appeal, and made solemn proclamation that he had rejected it]--
+whether, I say, it were this spirit of jealousy awaked in me by too
+steady and too profound a felicity--or whether it were that great
+overthrows and calamities have some mysterious power to send forward a
+dim misgiving of their advancing footsteps, and really and indeed,
+
+ 'That in to-day already walks to-morrow;'
+
+or whether it were partly, as I have already put the case in my first
+supposition, a natural instinct of distrust, but irritated and
+enlivened by a particular shock of superstitious alarm; which, or
+whether any of these causes it were that kept me apprehensive, and on
+the watch for disastrous change, I will not here undertake to
+determine. Too certain it is that I was so. I never ridded myself of an
+over-mastering and brooding sense, shadowy and vague, a dim abiding
+feeling (that sometimes was and sometimes was not exalted into a
+conscious presentiment) of some great calamity travelling towards me;
+not perhaps immediately impending--perhaps even at a great distance;
+but already--dating from some secret hour--already in motion upon some
+remote line of approach. This feeling I could not assuage by sharing it
+with Agnes. No motive could be strong enough for persuading me to
+communicate so gloomy a thought with one who, considering her extreme
+healthiness, was but too remarkably prone to pensive, if not to
+sorrowful, contemplations. And thus the obligation which I felt to
+silence and reserve, strengthened the morbid impression I had received;
+whilst the remarkable incident I have adverted to served powerfully to
+rivet the superstitious chain which was continually gathering round me.
+The incident was this--and before I repeat it, let me pledge my word of
+honor, that I report to you the bare facts of the case, without
+exaggeration, and in the simplicity of truth:--There was at that time
+resident in the great city, which is the scene of my narrative, a
+woman, from some part of Hungary, who pretended to the gift of looking
+into futurity. She had made herself known advantageously in several of
+the greatest cities of Europe, under the designation of the Hungarian
+Prophetess; and very extraordinary instances were cited amongst the
+highest circles of her success in the art which she professed. So ample
+were the pecuniary tributes which she levied upon the hopes and the
+fears, or the simple curiosity of the aristocracy, that she was thus
+able to display not unfrequently a disinterestedness and a generosity,
+which seemed native to her disposition, amongst the humbler classes of
+her applicants; for she rejected no addresses that were made to her,
+provided only they were not expressed in levity or scorn, but with
+sincerity, and in a spirit of confiding respect. It happened, on one
+occasion, when a nursery-servant of ours was waiting in her anteroom
+for the purpose of taking her turn in consulting the prophetess
+professionally, that she had witnessed a scene of consternation and
+unaffected maternal grief in this Hungarian lady upon the sudden
+seizure of her son, a child of four or five years old, by a spasmodic
+inflammation of the throat (since called croup) peculiar to children,
+and in those days not very well understood by medical men. The poor
+Hungarian, who had lived chiefly in warm, or at least not damp,
+climates, and had never so much as heard of this complaint, was almost
+wild with alarm at the rapid increase of the symptoms which attend the
+paroxysms, and especially of that loud and distressing sound which
+marks the impeded respiration. Great, therefore, was her joy and
+gratitude on finding from our servant that she had herself been in
+attendance more than once upon cases of the same nature, but very much
+more violent,--and that, consequently, she was well qualified to
+suggest and to superintend all the measures of instant necessity, such
+as the hot-bath, the peculiar medicines, &c., which are almost sure of
+success when applied in an early stage. Staying to give her assistance
+until a considerable improvement had taken place in the child, our
+servant then hurried home to her mistress. Agnes, it may be imagined,
+dispatched her back with such further and more precise directions as in
+a very short time availed to re-establish the child in convalescence.
+These practical services, and the messages of maternal sympathy
+repeatedly conveyed from Agnes, had completely won the heart of the
+grateful Hungarian, and she announced her intention of calling with her
+little boy, to make her personal acknowledgments for the kindness which
+had been shown to her. She did so, and we were as much impressed by the
+sultana-like style of her Oriental beauty, as she, on her part, was
+touched and captivated by the youthful loveliness of my angelic wife.
+After sitting for above an hour, during which time she talked with a
+simplicity and good feeling that struck us as remarkable in a person
+professing an art usually connected with so much of conscious fraud,
+she rose to take her leave. I must mention that she had previously had
+our little boy sitting on her knee, and had at intervals thrown a hasty
+glance upon the palms of his hands. On parting, Agnes, with her usual
+frankness, held out her hand. The Hungarian took it with an air of sad
+solemnity, pressed it fervently, and said:--'Lady, it is my part in
+this life to look behind the curtain of fate; and oftentimes I see such
+sights in futurity--some near, some far off--as willingly I would
+_not_ see. For you, young and charming lady, looking like that
+angel which you are, no destiny can be equal to your deserts. Yet
+sometimes, true it is, God sees not as man sees; and he ordains, after
+his unfathomable counsels, to the heavenly-minded a portion in heaven,
+and to the children whom he loves a rest and a haven not built with
+hands. Something that I have seen dimly warns me to look no farther.
+Yet, if you desire it, I will do my office, and I will read for you
+with truth the lines of fate as they are written upon your hands.'
+Agnes was a little startled, or even shocked, by this solemn address;
+but, in a minute or so, a mixed feeling--one half of which was
+curiosity, and the other half a light-hearted mockery of her own
+mysterious awe in the presence of what she had been taught to view as
+either fraud or insanity--prompted her playfully to insist upon the
+fullest application of the Hungarian's art to her own case; nay, she
+would have the hands of our little Francis read and interpreted as well
+as her own, and she desired to hear the full professional judgment
+delivered without suppression or softening of its harshest awards. She
+laughed whilst she said all this; but she also trembled a little. The
+Hungarian first took the hand of our young child, and perused it with a
+long and steady scrutiny. She said nothing, but sighed heavily as she
+resigned it. She then took the hand of Agnes--looked bewildered and
+aghast--then gazed piteously from Agnes to her child--and at last,
+bursting into tears, began to move steadily out of the room. I followed
+her hastily, and remonstrated upon this conduct, by pointing her
+attention to the obvious truth--that these mysterious suppressions and
+insinuations, which left all shadowy and indistinct, were far more
+alarming than the most definite denunciations. Her answer yet rings in
+my ear:--'Why should I make myself odious to you and to your innocent
+wife? Messenger of evil I am, and have been to many; but evil I will
+not prophecy to her. Watch and pray! Much may be done by effectual
+prayer. Human means, fleshly arms, are vain. There is an enemy in the
+house of life,' [here she quitted her palmistry for the language of
+astrology;] 'there is a frightful danger at hand, both for your wife
+and your child. Already on that dark ocean, over which we are all
+sailing, I can see dimly the point at which the enemy's course shall
+cross your wife's. There is but little interval remaining--not many
+hours. All is finished; all is accomplished; and already he is almost
+up with the darlings of your heart. Be vigilant, be vigilant, and yet
+look not to yourself, but to Heaven, for deliverance.'
+
+This woman was not an impostor: she spoke and uttered her oracles under
+a wild sense of possession by some superior being, and of mystic
+compulsion to say what she would have willingly left unsaid; and never
+yet, before or since, have I seen the light of sadness settle with so
+solemn an expression into human eyes as when she dropped my wife's
+hand, and refused to deliver that burden of prophetic wo with which she
+believed herself to be inspired.
+
+The prophetess departed; and what mood of mind did she leave behind her
+in Agnes and myself? Naturally there was a little drooping of spirits
+at first; the solemnity and the heart-felt sincerity of fear and grief
+which marked her demeanor, made it impossible, at the moment when we
+were just fresh from their natural influences, that we should recoil
+into our ordinary spirits. But with the inevitable elasticity of youth
+and youthful gaiety we soon did so; we could not attempt to persuade
+ourselves that there had been any conscious fraud or any attempt at
+scenical effect in the Hungarian's conduct. She had no motive for
+deceiving us; she had refused all offerings of money, and her whole
+visit had evidently been made under an overflow of the most grateful
+feelings for the attentions shown to her child. We acquitted her,
+therefore, of sinister intentions; and with our feelings of jealousy,
+feelings in which we had been educated, towards everything that tended
+to superstition, we soon agreed to think her some gentle maniac or sad
+enthusiast, suffering under some form of morbid melancholy. Forty-eight
+hours, with two nights' sleep, sufficed to restore the wonted
+equilibrium of our spirits; and that interval brought us onwards to the
+6th of April--the day on which, as I have already said, my story
+properly commences.
+
+ On that day, on that lovely 6th of April, such as I have described it,
+that 6th of April, about nine o'clock in the morning, we were seated at
+breakfast near the open window--we, that is, Agnes, myself, and little
+Francis; the freshness of morning spirits rested upon us; the golden
+light of the morning sun illuminated the room; incense was floating
+through the air from the gorgeous flowers within and without the house;
+there in youthful happiness we sat gathered together, a family of love,
+and there we never sat again. Never again were we three gathered
+together, nor ever shall be, so long as the sun and its golden light--
+the morning and the evening--the earth and its flowers endure.
+
+Often have I occupied myself in recalling every circumstance the most
+trivial of this the final morning of what merits to be called my life.
+Eleven o'clock, I remember, was striking when Agnes came into my study,
+and said that she would go into the city, (for we lived in a quite
+rural suburb,) that she would execute some trifling commissions which
+she had received from a friend in the country, and would be at home
+again between one and two for a stroll which we had agreed to take in
+the neighboring meadows. About twenty minutes after this she again came
+into my study dressed for going abroad; for such was my admiration of
+her, that I had a fancy--fancy it must have been, and yet still I felt
+it to be real--that under every change she looked best; if she put on a
+shawl, then a shawl became the most feminine of ornaments; if she laid
+aside her shawl and her bonnet, then how nymph-like she seemed in her
+undisguised and unadorned beauty! Full-dress seemed for the time to be
+best, as bringing forward into relief the splendor of her person, and
+allowing the exposure of her arms; a simple morning-dress, again,
+seemed better still, as fitted to call out the childlike innocence of
+her face, by confining the attention to that. But all these are
+feelings of fond and blind affection, hanging with rapture over the
+object of something too like idolatry. God knows, if that be a sin, I
+was but too profound a sinner; yet sin it never was, sin it could not
+be, to adore a beauty such as thine, my Agnes. Neither was it her
+beauty by itself, and that only, which I sought at such times to
+admire; there was a peculiar sort of double relation in which she stood
+at moments of pleasurable expectation and excitement, since our little
+Francis had become of an age to join our party, which made some aspects
+of her character trebly interesting. She was a wife--and wife to one
+whom she looked up to as her superior in understanding and in knowledge
+of the world, whom, therefore, she leaned to for protection. On the
+other hand, she was also a mother. Whilst, therefore, to her child she
+supported the matronly part of guide, and the air of an experienced
+person; to me she wore, ingenuously and without disguise, the part of a
+child herself, with all the giddy hopes and unchastised imaginings of
+that buoyant age. This double character, one aspect of which looks
+towards her husband and one to her children, sits most gracefully upon
+many a young wife whose heart is pure and innocent; and the collision
+between the two separate parts imposed by duty on the one hand, by
+extreme youth on the other, the one telling her that she is a
+responsible head of a family and the depository of her husband's honor
+in its tenderest and most vital interests, the other telling her,
+through the liveliest language of animal sensibility, and through the
+very pulses of her blood, that she is herself a child; this collision
+gives an inexpressible charm to the whole demeanor of many a young
+married woman, making her other fascinations more touching to her
+husband, and deepening the admiration she excites; and the more so, as
+it is a collision which cannot exist except among the very innocent.
+Years, at any rate, will irresistibly remove this peculiar charm, and
+gradually replace it by the graces of the matronly character. But in
+Agnes this change had not yet been effected, partly from nature, and
+partly from the extreme seclusion of her life. Hitherto she still
+retained the unaffected expression of her childlike nature; and so
+lovely in my eyes was this perfect exhibition of natural feminine
+character, that she rarely or never went out alone upon any little
+errand to town which might require her to rely upon her own good sense
+and courage, that she did not previously come to exhibit herself before
+me. Partly this was desired by me in that lover-like feeling of
+admiration already explained, which leads one to court the sight of a
+beloved object under every change of dress, and under all effects of
+novelty. Partly it was the interest I took in that exhibition of sweet
+timidity, and almost childish apprehensiveness, half disguised or
+imperfectly acknowledged by herself, which (in the way I have just
+explained) so touchingly contrasted with (and for that very reason so
+touchingly drew forth) her matronly character. But I hear some objector
+say at this point, ought not this very timidity, founded (as in part at
+least it was) upon inexperience and conscious inability to face the
+dangers of the world, to have suggested reasons for not leaving her to
+her own protection? And does it not argue, on my part, an arrogant or
+too blind a confidence in the durability of my happiness, as though
+charmed against assaults, and liable to no shocks of sudden revolution?
+I reply that, from the very constitution of society, and the tone of
+manners in the city which we inhabited, there seemed to be a moral
+impossibility that any dangers of consequence should meet her in the
+course of those brief absences from my protection, which only were
+possible; that even to herself any dangers, of a nature to be
+anticipated under the known circumstances of the case, seemed almost
+imaginary; that even _she_ acknowledged a propriety in being
+trained, by slight and brief separations from my guardianship, to face
+more boldly those cases of longer separation and of more absolute
+consignment to her own resources which circumstances might arise to
+create necessarily, and perhaps abruptly. And it is evident that, had
+she been the wife of any man engaged in the duties of a profession, she
+might have been summoned from the very first, and without the
+possibility of any such gradual training, to the necessity of relying
+almost singly upon her own courage and discretion. For the other
+question, whether I did not depend too blindly and presumptuously upon
+my good luck in not at least affording her my protection so long as
+nothing occurred to make it impossible? I may reply, most truly, that
+all my feelings ran naturally in the very opposite channel. So far from
+confiding too much in my luck, in the present instance I was engaged in
+a task of writing upon some points of business which could not admit of
+further delay; but now, and at all times, I had a secret aversion to
+seeing so gentle a creature thrown even for an hour upon her own
+resources, though in situations which scarcely seemed to admit of any
+occasion for taxing those resources; and often I have felt anger
+towards myself for what appeared to be an irrational or effeminate
+timidity, and have struggled with my own mind upon occasions like the
+present, when I knew that I could not have acknowledged my tremors to a
+friend without something like shame, and a fear to excite his ridicule.
+No; if in anything I ran into excess, it was in this very point of
+anxiety as to all that regarded my wife's security. Her good sense, her
+prudence, her courage, (for courage she had in the midst of her
+timidity,) her dignity of manner, the more impressive from the
+childlike character of her countenance, all should have combined to
+reassure me, and yet they did not. I was still anxious for her safety
+to an irrational extent; and to sum up the whole in a most weighty line
+of Shakspeare, I lived under the constant presence of a feeling which
+only that great observer of human nature (so far as I am aware) has
+ever noticed, viz., that merely the excess of my happiness made me
+jealous of its ability to last, and in that extent less capable of
+enjoying it; that in fact the prelibation of my tears, as a homage to
+its fragility, was drawn forth by my very sense that my felicity was
+too exquisite; or, in the words of the great master
+
+ 'I wept to have' [absolutely, by anticipation, shed tears in
+ possessing] 'what I so feared to lose.'
+
+Thus end my explanations, and I now pursue my narrative: Agnes, as I
+have said, came into my room again before leaving the house--we
+conversed for five minutes--we parted--she went out--her last words
+being that she would return at half-past one o'clock; and not long
+after that time, if ever mimic bells--bells of rejoicing, or bells of
+mourning, are heard in desert spaces of the air, and (as some have
+said) in unreal worlds, that mock our own, and repeat, for ridicule,
+the vain and unprofitable motions of man, then too surely, about this
+hour, began to toll the funeral knell of my earthly happiness--its
+final hour had sounded.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+One o'clock had arrived; fifteen minutes after, I strolled into the
+garden, and began to look over the little garden-gate in expectation of
+every moment descrying Agnes in the distance. Half an hour passed, and
+for ten minutes more I was tolerably quiet. From this time till half-
+past two I became constantly more agitated--_agitated,_ perhaps,
+is too strong a word--but I was restless and anxious beyond what I
+should have chosen to acknowledge. Still I kept arguing, What is half
+an hour? what is an hour? A thousand things might have occurred to
+cause that delay, without needing to suppose any accident; or, if an
+accident, why not a very trifling one? She may have slightly hurt her
+foot--she may have slightly sprained her ankle. 'Oh, doubtless,' I
+exclaimed to myself, 'it will be a mere trifle, or perhaps nothing at
+all.' But I remember that, even whilst I was saying this, I took my hat
+and walked with nervous haste into the little quiet lane upon which our
+garden-gate opened. The lane led by a few turnings, and after a course
+of about five hundred yards, into a broad high-road, which even at that
+day had begun to assume the character of a street, and allowed an
+unobstructed range of view in the direction of the city for at least a
+mile. Here I stationed myself, for the air was so clear that I could
+distinguish dress and figure to a much greater distance than usual.
+Even on such a day, however, the remote distance was hazy and
+indistinct, and at any other season I should have been diverted with
+the various mistakes I made. From occasional combinations of color,
+modified by light and shade, and of course powerfully assisted by the
+creative state of the eye under this nervous apprehensiveness, I
+continued to shape into images of Agnes forms without end, that upon
+nearer approach presented the most grotesque contrasts to her
+impressive appearance. But I had ceased even to comprehend the
+ludicrous; my agitation was now so overruling and engrossing that I
+lost even my intellectual sense of it; and now first I understood
+practically and feelingly the anguish of hope alternating with
+disappointment, as it may be supposed to act upon the poor shipwrecked
+seaman, alone and upon a desolate coast, straining his sight for ever
+to the fickle element which has betrayed him, but which only can
+deliver him, and with his eyes still tracing in the far distance,
+
+ 'Ships, dim-discover'd, dropping from the clouds,'--
+
+which a brief interval of suspense still for ever disperses into hollow
+pageants of air or vapor. One deception melted away only to be
+succeeded by another; still I fancied that at last to a certainty I
+could descry the tall figure of Agnes, her gipsy hat, and even the
+peculiar elegance of her walk. Often I went so far as to laugh at
+myself, and even to tax my recent fears with unmanliness and
+effeminacy, on recollecting the audible throbbings of my heart, and the
+nervous palpitations which had besieged me; but these symptoms, whether
+effeminate or not, began to come back tumultuously under the gloomy
+doubts that succeeded almost before I had uttered this self-reproach.
+Still I found myself mocked and deluded with false hopes; yet still I
+renewed my quick walk, and the intensity of my watch for that radiant
+form that was fated never more to be seen returning from the cruel
+city.
+
+It was nearly half-past three, and therefore close upon two hours
+beyond the time fixed by Agnes for her return, when I became absolutely
+incapable of supporting the further torture of suspense, and I suddenly
+took the resolution of returning home and concerting with my female
+servants some energetic measures, though _what_ I could hardly say,
+on behalf of their mistress. On entering the garden-gate I met our
+little child Francis, who unconsciously inflicted a pang upon me which
+he neither could have meditated nor have understood. I passed him at
+his play, perhaps even unaware of his presence, but he recalled me to
+that perception by crying aloud that he had just seen his mamma.
+
+'When--where?' I asked convulsively.
+
+'Up stairs in her bedroom,' was his instantaneous answer.
+
+His manner was such as forbade me to suppose that he could be joking;
+and, as it was barely possible (though, for reasons well known to me,
+in the highest degree improbable) that Agnes might have returned by a
+by-path, which, leading through a dangerous and disreputable suburb,
+would not have coincided at any one point with the public road where I
+had been keeping my station. I sprang forward into the house, up
+stairs, and in rapid succession into every room where it was likely
+that she might be found; but everywhere there was a dead silence,
+disturbed only by myself, for, in my growing confusion of thought, I
+believe that I rang the bell violently in every room I entered. No such
+summons, however, was needed, for the servants, two of whom at the
+least were most faithful creatures, and devotedly attached to their
+young mistress, stood ready of themselves to come and make inquiries of
+me as soon as they became aware of the alarming fact, that I had
+returned without her.
+
+Until this moment, though having some private reasons for surprise that
+she should have failed to come into the house for a minute or two at
+the hour prefixed, in order to make some promised domestic arrangements
+for the day, they had taken it for granted that she must have met with
+me at some distance from home--and that either the extreme beauty of
+the day had beguiled her of all petty household recollections, or (as a
+conjecture more in harmony with past experiences) that my impatience
+and solicitations had persuaded her to lay aside her own plans for the
+moment at the risk of some little domestic inconvenience. Now, however,
+in a single instant vanished _every_ mode of accounting for their
+mistress's absence; and the consternation of our looks communicated
+contagiously, by the most unerring of all languages, from each to the
+other what thoughts were uppermost in our panic-stricken hearts. If to
+any person it should seem that our alarm was disproportioned to the
+occasion, and not justified at least by anything as yet made known to
+us, let that person consider the weight due to the two following facts:
+First, that from the recency of our settlement in this neighborhood,
+and from the extreme seclusion of my wife's previous life at a vast
+distance from the metropolis, she had positively no friends on her list
+of visitors who resided in this great capital; secondly, and far above
+all beside, let him remember the awful denunciations, so unexpectedly
+tallying with this alarming and mysterious absence, of the Hungarian
+prophetess; these had been slighted--almost dismissed from our
+thoughts; but now in sudden reaction they came back upon us with a
+frightful power to lacerate and to sting--the shadowy outline of a
+spiritual agency, such as that which could at all predict the events,
+combining in one mysterious effect, with the shadowy outline of those
+very predictions. The power, that could have predicted, was as dim and
+as hard to grasp as was the precise nature of the evil that had been
+predicted.
+
+An icy terror froze my blood at this moment when I looked at the
+significant glances, too easily understood by me, that were exchanged
+between the servants. My mouth had been for the last two hours growing
+more and more parched, so that at present, from mere want of moisture,
+I could not separate my lips to speak. One of the women saw the vain
+efforts I was making, and hastily brought me a glass of water. With the
+first recovery of speech, I asked them what little Francis had meant by
+saying that he had seen his mother in her bedroom. Their reply was,
+that they were as much at a loss to discover his meaning as I was; that
+he had made the same assertion to them, and with so much earnestness,
+that they had, all in succession, gone up stairs to look for her, and
+with the fullest expectation of finding her. This was a mystery which
+remained such to the very last; there was no doubt whatsoever that the
+child believed himself to have seen his mother; that he could not have
+seen her in her human bodily presence, there is as little doubt as
+there is, alas! that in this world he never _did_ see her again.
+The poor child constantly adhered to his story, and with a
+circumstantiality far beyond all power of invention that could be
+presumed in an artless infant. Every attempt at puzzling him or
+entangling him in contradictions by means of cross-examination was but
+labor thrown away; though indeed, it is true enough that for those
+attempts, as will soon be seen, there was but a brief interval allowed.
+
+Not dwelling upon this subject at present, I turned to Hannah--a woman
+who held the nominal office of cook in our little establishment, but
+whose real duties had been much more about her mistress's person--and
+with a searching look of appeal I asked her whether, in this moment of
+trial, when (as she might see) I was not so perfectly master of myself
+as perhaps always to depend upon seeing what was best to be done, she
+would consent to accompany me into the city, and take upon herself
+those obvious considerations of policy or prudence which might but too
+easily escape my mind, darkened, and likely to be darkened, as to its
+power of discernment by the hurricane of affliction now too probably at
+hand. She answered my appeal with the fervor I expected from what I had
+already known of her character. She was a woman of a strong, fiery,
+perhaps I might say of heroic mind, supported by a courage that was
+absolutely indomitable, and by a strength of bodily frame very unusual
+in a woman, and beyond the promise even of her person. She had suffered
+as deep a wrench in her own affections as a human being can suffer; she
+had lost her one sole child, a fair-haired boy of most striking beauty
+and interesting disposition, at the age of seventeen, and by the worst
+of all possible fates; he lived (as we did at that time) in a large
+commercial city overflowing with profligacy, and with temptations of
+every order; he had been led astray; culpable he had been, but by very
+much the least culpable of the set into which accident had thrown him,
+as regarded acts and probable intentions; and as regarded palliations
+from childish years, from total inexperience, or any other alleviating
+circumstances that could be urged, having everything to plead--and of
+all his accomplices the only one who had anything to plead. Interest,
+however, he had little or none; and whilst some hoary villains of the
+party, who happened to be more powerfully befriended, were finally
+allowed to escape with a punishment little more than nominal, he and
+two others were selected as sacrifices to the offended laws. They
+suffered capitally. All three behaved well; but the poor boy in
+particular, with a courage, a resignation, and a meekness, so
+distinguished and beyond his years as to attract the admiration and the
+liveliest sympathy of the public universally. If strangers could feel
+in that way, if the mere hardened executioner could be melted at the
+final scene,--it may be judged to what a fierce and terrific height
+would ascend the affliction of a doating mother, constitutionally too
+fervid in her affections. I have heard an official person declare, that
+the spectacle of her desolation and frantic anguish was the most
+frightful thing he had ever witnessed, and so harrowing to the
+feelings, that all who could by their rank venture upon such an
+irregularity, absented themselves during the critical period from the
+office which corresponded with the government; for, as I have said, the
+affair took place in a large provincial city, at a great distance from
+the capital. All who knew this woman, or who were witnesses to the
+alteration which one fortnight had wrought in her person as well as her
+demeanor, fancied it impossible that she could continue to live; or
+that, if she did, it must be through the giving way of her reason. They
+proved, however, to be mistaken; or, at least, if (as some thought) her
+reason did suffer in some degree, this result showed itself in the
+inequality of her temper, in moody fits of abstraction, and the morbid
+energy of her manner at times under the absence of all adequate
+external excitement, rather than in any positive and apparent
+hallucinations of thought. The charm which had mainly carried off the
+instant danger to her faculties, was doubtless the intense sympathy
+which she met with. And in these offices of consolation my wife stood
+foremost. For, and that was fortunate, she had found herself able,
+without violence to her own sincerest opinions in the case, to offer
+precisely that form of sympathy which was most soothing to the angry
+irritation of the poor mother; not only had she shown a _direct_
+interest in the boy, and not a mere interest of _reflection_ from
+that which she took in the mother, and had expressed it by visits to
+his dungeon, and by every sort of attention to his comforts which his
+case called for, or the prison regulations allowed; not only had she
+wept with the distracted woman as if for a brother of her own; but,
+which went farther than all the rest in softening the mother's heart,
+she had loudly and indignantly proclaimed her belief in the boy's
+innocence, and in the same tone her sense of the crying injustice
+committed as to the selection of the victims, and the proportion of the
+punishment awarded. Others, in the language of a great poet,
+
+ 'Had pitied _her,_ and not her grief;'
+
+they had either not been able to see, or, from carelessness, had
+neglected to see, any peculiar wrong done to her in the matter which
+occasioned her grief,--but had simply felt compassion for her as for
+one summoned, in a regular course of providential and human
+dispensation, to face an affliction, heavy in itself, but not heavy
+from any special defect of equity. Consequently their very sympathy,
+being so much built upon the assumption that an only child had offended
+to the extent implied in his sentence, oftentimes clothed itself in
+expressions which she felt to be not consolations but insults, and, in
+fact, so many justifications of those whom it relieved her overcharged
+heart to regard as the very worst of enemies. Agnes, on the other hand,
+took the very same view of the case as herself; and, though otherwise
+the gentlest of all gentle creatures, yet here, from the generous
+fervor of her reverence for justice, and her abhorrence of oppression,
+she gave herself no trouble to moderate the energy of her language: nor
+did I, on my part, feeling that substantially she was in the right,
+think it of importance to dispute about the exact degrees of the wrong
+done or the indignation due to it. In this way it happened naturally
+enough that at one and the same time, though little contemplating
+either of these results, Agnes had done a prodigious service to the
+poor desolate mother by breaking the force of her misery, as well as by
+arming the active agencies of indignation against the depressing ones
+of solitary grief, and for herself had won a most grateful and devoted
+friend, who would have gone through fire and water to serve her, and
+was thenceforwards most anxious for some opportunity to testify how
+deep had been her sense of the goodness shown to her by her benign
+young mistress, and how incapable of suffering abatement by time. It
+remains to add, which I have slightly noticed before, that this woman
+was of unusual personal strength: her bodily frame matched with her
+intellectual: and I notice this _now_ with the more emphasis,
+because I am coming rapidly upon ground where it will be seen that this
+one qualification was of more summary importance to us--did us more
+'yeoman's service' at a crisis the most awful--than other qualities of
+greater name and pretension. _Hannah_ was this woman's Christian
+name; and her name and her memory are to me amongst the most hallowed
+of my earthly recollections.
+
+One of her two fellow-servants, known technically amongst us as the
+'parlor maid,' was also, but not equally, attached to her mistress; and
+merely because her nature, less powerfully formed and endowed, did not
+allow her to entertain or to comprehend any service equally fervid of
+passion or of impassioned action. She, however, was good, affectionate,
+and worthy to be trusted. But a third there was, a nursery maid, and
+therefore more naturally and more immediately standing within the
+confidence of her mistress--her I could not trust: her I suspected. But
+of that hereafter. Meantime, Hannah, she upon whom I leaned as upon a
+staff in all which respected her mistress, ran up stairs, after I had
+spoken and received her answer, in order hastily to dress and prepare
+herself for going out along with me to the city. I did not ask her to
+be quick in her movements: I knew there was no need: and, whilst she
+was absent, I took up, in one of my fretful movements of nervousness, a
+book which was lying upon a side-table: the book fell open of itself at
+a particular page; and in that, perhaps, there was nothing
+extraordinary, for it was a little portable edition of _Paradise
+Lost_; and the page was one which I must naturally have turned to
+many a time: for to Agnes I had read all the great masters of
+literature, especially those of modern times; so that few people knew
+the high classics more familiarly: and as to the passage in question,
+from its divine beauty I had read it aloud to her, perhaps, on fifty
+separate occasions. All this I mention to take away any appearance of a
+vulgar attempt to create omens; but still, in the very act of
+confessing the simple truth, and thus weakening the marvellous
+character of the anecdote, I must notice it as a strange instance of
+the '_Sortes Miltonianć_,'--that precisely at such a moment as
+this I should find thrown in my way, should feel tempted to take up,
+and should open, a volume containing such a passage as the following:
+and observe, moreover, that although the volume, _once being taken
+up_, would naturally open where it had been most frequently read,
+there were, however, many passages which had been read _as_
+frequently--or more so. The particular passage upon which I opened at
+this moment was that most beautiful one in which the fatal morning
+separation is described between Adam and his bride--that separation so
+pregnant with wo, which eventually proved the occasion of the mortal
+transgression--the last scene between our first parents at which both
+were innocent and both were happy--although the superior intellect
+already felt, and, in the slight altercation preceding this separation,
+had already expressed a dim misgiving of some coming change: these are
+the words, and in depth of pathos they have rarely been approached:--
+
+ 'Oft he to her his charge of quick return
+ Repeated; she to him as oft engag'd
+ To be returned by noon amid the bow'r,
+ And all things in best order to invite
+ Noon-tide repast, or afternoon's repose.
+ Oh much deceived, much failing, hapless Eve!
+ Of thy presumed return, event perverse!
+ Thou never from that hour in Paradise
+ Found'st either sweet repast, or sound repose.'
+
+'_My_ Eve!' I exclaimed, 'partner in _my_ paradise, where art thou?
+_Much failing_ thou wilt not be found, nor _much deceived_; innocent in
+any case thou art; but, alas! too surely by this time _hapless_, and
+the victim of some diabolic wickedness.' Thus I murmured to myself;
+thus I ejaculated; thus I apostrophized my Agnes; then again came a
+stormier mood. I could not sit still; I could not stand in quiet; I
+threw the book from me with violence against the wall; I began to hurry
+backwards and forwards in a short uneasy walk, when suddenly a sound, a
+step; it was the sound of the garden-gate opening, followed by a hasty
+tread. Whose tread? Not for a moment could it be fancied the oread step
+which belonged to that daughter of the hills--my wife, my Agnes; no, it
+was the dull massy tread of a man: and immediately there came a loud
+blow upon the door, and in the next moment, the bell having been found,
+a furious peal of ringing. Oh coward heart! not for a lease of
+immortality could I have gone forwards myself. My breath failed me; an
+interval came in which respiration seemed to be stifled--the blood to
+halt in its current; and then and there I recognised in myself the
+force and living truth of that Scriptural description of a heart
+consciously beset by evil without escape: 'Susannah _sighed_.' Yes, a
+long, long sigh--a deep, deep sigh--that is, the natural language by
+which the over-charged heart utters forth the wo that else would break
+it. I sighed--oh how profoundly! But that did not give me power to
+move. Who will go to the door? I whispered audibly. Who is at the door?
+was the inaudible whisper of my heart. Then might be seen the
+characteristic differences of the three women. That one, whom I
+suspected, I heard raising an upper window to look out and reconnoitre.
+The affectionate Rachael, on the other hand, ran eagerly down stairs;
+but Hannah, half dressed, even her bosom exposed, passed her like a
+storm; and before I heard any sound of opening a door, I saw from the
+spot where I stood the door already wide open, and a man in the costume
+of a policeman. All that he said I could not hear; but this I heard--
+that I was wanted at the police office, and had better come off without
+delay. He seemed then to get a glimpse of me, and to make an effort
+towards coming nearer; but I slunk away, and left to Hannah the task of
+drawing from him any circumstances which he might know. But apparently
+there was not much to tell, or rather, said I, there is too much, the
+_much_ absorbs the _many_; some one mighty evil transcends and quells
+all particulars. At length the door was closed, and the man was gone.
+Hannah crept slowly along the passage, and looked in hesitatingly. Her
+very movements and stealthy pace testified that she had heard nothing
+which, even by comparison, she could think good news. 'Tell me not now,
+Hannah,' I said; 'wait till we are in the open air.' She went up stairs
+again. How short seemed the time till she descended! how I longed for
+further respite! 'Hannah!' I said at length when we were fairly moving
+upon the road, 'Hannah! I am too sure you have nothing good to tell.
+But now tell me the worst, and let that be in the fewest words
+possible.'
+
+'Sir,' she said, 'we had better wait until we reach the office; for
+really I could not understand the man. He says that my mistress is
+detained upon some charge; but _what_, I could not at all make
+out. He was a man that knew something of you, Sir, I believe, and he
+wished to be civil, and kept saying, "Oh! I dare say it will turn out
+nothing at all, many such charges are made idly and carelessly, and
+some maliciously." "But what charges?" I cried, and then he wanted to
+speak privately to you. But I told him that of all persons he must not
+speak to you, if he had anything painful to tell; for that you were too
+much disturbed already, and had been for some hours, out of anxiety and
+terror about my mistress, to bear much more. So, when he heard that, he
+was less willing to speak freely than before. He might prove wrong, he
+said; he might give offence; things might turn out far otherwise than
+according to first appearances; for his part, he could not believe
+anything amiss of so sweet a lady. And after all, it would be better to
+wait till we reached the office.'
+
+Thus much then was clear--Agnes was under some accusation. This was
+already worse than the worst I had anticipated. 'And then,' said I,
+thinking aloud to Hannah, 'one of two things is apparent to me; either
+the accusation is one of pure hellish malice, without a color of
+probability or the shadow of a foundation, and that way, alas! I am
+driven in my fears by that Hungarian woman's prophecy; or, which but
+for my desponding heart I should be more inclined to think, the charge
+has grown out of my poor wife's rustic ignorance as to the usages then
+recently established by law with regard to the kind of money that could
+be legally tendered. This, however, was a suggestion that did not tend
+to alleviate my anxiety; and my nervousness had mounted to a painful,
+almost to a disabling degree, by the time we reached the office.
+Already on our road thither some parties had passed us who were
+conversing with eagerness upon the case: so much we collected from the
+many and ardent expressions about 'the lady's beauty,' though the rest
+of such words as we could catch were ill calculated to relieve my
+suspense. This, then, at least, was certain--that my poor timid Agnes
+had already been exhibited before a tumultuous crowd; that her name and
+reputation had gone forth as a subject of discussion for the public;
+and that the domestic seclusion and privacy within which it was her
+matronly privilege to move had already undergone a rude violation.
+
+The office, and all the purlieus of the office, were occupied by a
+dense crowd. That, perhaps, was always the case, more or less, at this
+time of day; but at present the crowd was manifestly possessed by a
+more than ordinary interest; and there was a unity in this possessing
+interest; all were talking on the same subject, the case in which Agnes
+had so recently appeared in some character or other; and by this time
+it became but too certain in the character of an accused person. Pity
+was the prevailing sentiment amongst the mob; but the opinions varied
+much as to the probable criminality of the prisoner. I made my way into
+the office. The presiding magistrates had all retired for the
+afternoon, and would not reassemble until eight o'clock in the evening.
+Some clerks only or officers of the court remained, who were too much
+harassed by applications for various forms and papers connected with
+the routine of public business, and by other official duties which
+required signatures or attestations, to find much leisure for answering
+individual questions. Some, however, listened with a marked air of
+attention to my earnest request for the circumstantial details of the
+case, but finally referred me to a vast folio volume, in which were
+entered all the charges, of whatever nature, involving any serious
+tendency--in fact, all that exceeded a misdemeanor--in the regular
+chronological succession according to which they came before the
+magistrate. Here, in this vast calendar of guilt and misery, amidst the
+_aliases_ or cant designations of ruffians, prostitutes, felons,
+stood the description, at full length, Christian and surnames all
+properly registered, of my Agnes--of her whose very name had always
+sounded to my ears like the very echo of mountain innocence, purity,
+and pastoral simplicity. Here in another column stood the name and
+residence of her accuser. I shall call him _Barratt_, for that was
+amongst his names, and a name by which he had at one period of his
+infamous life been known to the public, though not his principal name,
+or the one which he had thought fit to assume at this era. James
+Barratt, then, as I shall here call him, was a haberdasher--keeping a
+large and conspicuous shop in a very crowded and what was then
+considered a fashionable part of the city. The charge was plain and
+short. Did I live to read it? It accused Agnes M---- of having on that
+morning secreted in her muff, and feloniously carried away, a valuable
+piece of Mechlin lace, the property of James Barratt. And the result of
+the first examination was thus communicated in a separate column,
+written in red ink--'Remanded to the second day after to-morrow for
+final examination.' Everything in this sin-polluted register was in
+manuscript; but at night the records of each day were regularly
+transferred to a printed journal, enlarged by comments and explanatory
+descriptions from some one of the clerks, whose province it was to
+furnish this intelligence to the public journals. On that same night,
+therefore, would go forth to the world such an account of the case, and
+such a description of my wife's person, as would inevitably summon to
+the next exhibition of her misery, as by special invitation and
+advertisement, the whole world of this vast metropolis--the idle, the
+curious, the brutal, the hardened amateur in spectacles of wo, and the
+benign philanthropist who frequents such scenes with the purpose of
+carrying alleviation to their afflictions. All alike, whatever might be
+their motives or the spirit of their actions, would rush (as to some
+grand festival of curiosity and sentimental luxury) to this public
+martyrdom of my innocent wife.
+
+Meantime, what was the first thing to be done? Manifestly, to see
+Agnes: her account of the affair might suggest the steps to be taken.
+Prudence, therefore, at any rate, prescribed this course; and my heart
+would not have tolerated any other. I applied, therefore, at once, for
+information as to the proper mode of effecting this purpose without
+delay. What was my horror at learning that, by a recent regulation of
+all the police-offices, under the direction of the public minister who
+presided over that department of the national administration, no person
+could be admitted to an interview with any accused party during the
+progress of the official examinations; or, in fact, until the final
+committal of the prisoner for trial. This rule was supposed to be
+attended by great public advantages, and had rarely been relaxed--
+never, indeed, without a special interposition of the police minister
+authorizing its suspension. But was the exclusion absolute and
+universal? Might not, at least, a female servant, simply as the bearer
+of such articles as were indispensable to female delicacy and comfort,
+have access to her mistress? No; the exclusion was total and
+unconditional. To argue the point was manifestly idle; the subordinate
+officers had no discretion in the matter; nor, in fact, had any other
+official person, whatever were his rank, except the supreme one; and to
+him I neither had any obvious means of introduction, nor (in case of
+obtaining such an introduction) any chance of success; for the spirit
+of the rule, I foresaw it would be answered, applied with especial
+force to cases like the present.
+
+Mere human feelings of pity, sympathy with my too visible agitation,
+superadded to something of perhaps reverence for the blighting misery
+that was now opening its artillery upon me--for misery has a privilege,
+and everywhere is felt to be a holy thing--had combined to procure for
+me some attention and some indulgence hitherto. Answers had been given
+with precision, explanations made at length, and anxiety shown to
+satisfy my inquiries. But this could not last; the inexorable
+necessities of public business coming back in a torrent upon the
+official people after this momentary interruption, forbade them to
+indulge any further consideration for an individual case, and I saw
+that I must not stay any longer. I was rapidly coming to be regarded as
+a hinderance to the movement of public affairs; and the recollection
+that I might again have occasion for some appeal to these men in their
+official characters, admonished me not to abuse my privilege of the
+moment. After returning thanks, therefore, for the disposition shown to
+oblige me, I retired.
+
+Slowly did I and Hannah retrace our steps. Hannah sustained, in the
+tone of her spirits, by the extremity of her anger, a mood of feeling
+which I did not share. Indignation was to her in the stead of
+consolation and hope. I, for my part, could not seek even a momentary
+shelter from my tempestuous affliction in that temper of mind. The man
+who could accuse my Agnes, and accuse her of such a crime, I felt to be
+a monster; and in my thoughts he was already doomed to a bloody
+atonement (atonement! alas! what atonement!) whenever the time arrived
+that _her_ cause would not be prejudiced, or the current of public
+feeling made to turn in his favor by investing him with the semblance
+of an injured or suffering person. So much was settled in my thoughts
+with the stern serenity of a decree issuing from a judgment-seat. But
+that gave no relief, no shadow of relief, to the misery which was now
+consuming me. Here was an end, in one hour, to the happiness of a life.
+In one hour it had given way, root and branch--had melted like so much
+frost-work, or a pageant of vapory exhalations. In a moment, in the
+twinkling of an eye, and yet for ever and ever, I comprehended the
+total ruin of my situation. The case, as others might think, was yet in
+suspense; and there was room enough for very rational hopes, especially
+where there was an absolute certainty of innocence. Total freedom from
+all doubt on that point seemed to justify almost more than hopes. This
+might be said, and most people would have been more or less consoled by
+it. I was not. I felt as certain, as irredeemably, as hopelessly
+certain of the final results as though I had seen the record in the
+books of Heaven. 'Hope nothing,' I said to myself; 'think not of hope
+in this world, but think only how best to walk steadily, and not to
+reel like a creature wanting discourse of reason, or incapable of
+religious hopes under the burden which it has pleased God to impose,
+and which in this life cannot be shaken off. The countenance of man is
+made to look upward and to the skies. Thither also point henceforwards
+your heart and your thoughts. Never again let your thoughts travel
+earthwards. Settle them on the heavens, to which your Agnes is already
+summoned. The call is clear, and not to be mistaken. Little in
+_her_ fate now depends upon you, or upon anything that man can do.
+Look, therefore, to yourself; see that you make not shipwreck of your
+heavenly freight because your earthly freight is lost; and miss not, by
+any acts of wild and presumptuous despair, that final reunion with your
+Agnes, which can only be descried through vistas that open through the
+heavens.'
+
+Such were the thoughts, thoughts often made audible, which came
+spontaneously like oracles from afar, as I strode homewards with Hannah
+by my side. Her, meantime, I seemed to hear; for at times I seemed and
+I intended to answer her. But answer her I did not; for not ten words
+of all that she said did I really and consciously hear. How I went
+through that night is more entirely a blank in my memory, more entirely
+a chapter of chaos and the confusion of chaos, than any other passage
+the most impressive in my life. If I even slumbered for a moment, as at
+intervals I did sometimes, though never sitting down, but standing or
+pacing about throughout the night, and if in this way I attained a
+momentary respite from self-consciousness, no sooner had I reached this
+enviable state of oblivion, than some internal sting of irritation
+_as_ rapidly dispersed the whole fickle fabric of sleep; and as if
+the momentary trance--this fugitive beguilement of my wo--had been
+conceded by a demon's subtle malice only with the purpose of barbing
+the pang, by thus forcing it into a stronger relief through the
+insidious peace preceding it. It is a well known and most familiar
+experience to all the sons and daughters of affliction, that under no
+circumstances is the piercing, lancinating torment of a recent calamity
+felt so keenly as in the first moments of awaking in the morning from
+the night's slumbers. Just at the very instant when the clouds of
+sleep, and the whole fantastic illusions of dreaminess are dispersing,
+just as the realities of life are re-assuming their steadfast forms--
+re-shaping themselves--and settling anew into those fixed relations
+which they are to preserve throughout the waking hours; in that
+particular crisis of transition from the unreal to the real, the wo
+which besieges the brain and the life-springs at the heart rushes in
+afresh amongst the other crowd of realities, and has at the moment of
+restoration literally the force and liveliness of a new birth--the very
+same pang, and no whit feebler, as that which belonged to it when it
+was first made known. From the total hush of oblivion which had buried
+it and sealed it up, as it were, during the sleeping hours, it starts
+into sudden life on our first awaking, and is to all intents and
+purposes a new and not an old affliction--one which brings with it the
+old original shock which attended its first annunciation.
+
+That night--that first night of separation from my wife--_how_ it
+passed, I know not; I know only _that_ it passed, I being in our
+common bed-chamber, that holiest of all temples that are consecrated to
+human attachments, whenever the heart is pure of man and woman, and the
+love is strong--I being in that bedchamber, once the temple now the
+sepulchre of our happiness,--I there, and my wife--my innocent wife--in
+a dungeon. As the morning light began to break, somebody knocked at the
+door; it was Hannah: she took my hand--misery levels all feeble
+distinctions of station, sex, age--she noticed my excessive
+feverishness, and gravely remonstrated with me upon the necessity there
+was that I should maintain as much health as possible for the sake of
+'others,' if not for myself. She then brought me some tea, which
+refreshed me greatly; for I had tasted nothing at all beyond a little
+water since the preceding morning's breakfast. This refreshment seemed
+to relax and thaw the stiff frozen state of cheerless, rayless despair
+in which I had passed the night; I became susceptible of consolation--
+that consolation which lies involved in kindness and gentleness of
+manner--if not susceptible more than before of any positive hope. I sat
+down; and, having no witnesses to my weakness but this kind and
+faithful woman, I wept, and I found a relief in tears; and she, with
+the ready sympathy of woman, wept along with me. All at once she
+ventured upon the circumstances (so far as she had been able to collect
+them from the reports of those who had been present at the examination)
+of our calamity. There was little indeed either to excite or to gratify
+any interest or curiosity separate from the _personal_ interest
+inevitably connected with a case to which there were two such parties
+as a brutal, sensual, degraded ruffian, on one side in character of
+accuser, and on the other as defendant, a meek angel of a woman, timid
+and fainting from the horrors of her situation, and under the
+licentious gaze of the crowd--yet, at the same time, bold in conscious
+innocence, and in the very teeth of the suspicions which beset her,
+winning the good opinion, as well as the good wishes of all who saw
+her. There had been at this first examination little for her to say
+beyond the assigning her name, age, and place of abode; and here it was
+fortunate that her own excellent good sense concurred with her perfect
+integrity and intuitive hatred of all indirect or crooked courses in
+prompting her to an undisguised statement of the simple truth, without
+a momentary hesitation or attempt either at evasion or suppression.
+With equally good intentions in similar situations many a woman has
+seriously injured her cause by slight evasions of the entire truth,
+where nevertheless her only purpose has been the natural and ingenuous
+one of seeking to save the reputation untainted of a name which she
+felt to have been confided to her keeping. The purpose was an honorable
+one, but erroneously pursued. Agnes fell into no such error. She
+answered calmly, simply, and truly, to every question put by the
+magistrates; and beyond _that_ there was little opportunity for
+her to speak; the whole business of this preliminary examination being
+confined to the deposition of the accuser as to the circumstances under
+which he alleged the act of felonious appropriation to have taken
+place. These circumstances were perfectly uninteresting, considered in
+themselves; but amongst them was one which to us had the most shocking
+interest, from the absolute proof thus furnished of a deep-laid plot
+against Agnes. But for this one circumstance there would have been a
+possibility that the whole had originated in error--error growing out
+of and acting upon a nature originally suspicious, and confirmed
+perhaps by an unfortunate experience. And in proportion as that was
+possible, the chances increased that the accuser might, as the
+examinations advanced, and the winning character of the accused party
+began to develop itself, begin to see his error, and to retract his own
+over-hasty suspicions. But now we saw at a glance that for this hope
+there was no countenance whatever, since one solitary circumstance
+sufficed to establish a conspiracy. The deposition bore--that the lace
+had been secreted and afterwards detected in a muff; now it was a fact
+as well known to both of us as the fact of Agnes having gone out at
+all--that she had laid aside her winter's dress for the first time on
+this genial sunny day. Muff she had not at the time, nor could have had
+appropriately from the style of her costume in other respects. What was
+the effect upon us of this remarkable discovery! Of course there died
+at once the hope of any abandonment by the prosecutor of his purpose;
+because here was proof of a predetermined plot. This hope died at once;
+but then, as it was one which never had presented itself to my mind, I
+lost nothing by which I had ever been solaced. On the other hand, it
+will be obvious that a new hope at the same time arose to take its
+place, viz., the reasonable one that by this single detection, if once
+established, we might raise a strong presumption of conspiracy, and
+moreover that, as a leading fact or clue, it might serve to guide us in
+detecting others. Hannah was sanguine in this expectation; and for a
+moment her hopes were contagiously exciting to mine. But the hideous
+despondency which in my mind had settled upon the whole affair from the
+very first, the superstitious presentiment I had of a total blight
+brooding over the entire harvest of my life and its promises, (tracing
+itself originally, I am almost ashamed to own, up to that prediction of
+the Hungarian woman)--denied me steady light, anything--all in short
+but a wandering ray of hope. It was right, of course, nay,
+indispensable, that the circumstance of the muff should be strongly
+insisted upon at the next examination, pressed against the prosecutor,
+and sifted to the uttermost. An able lawyer would turn this to a
+triumphant account; and it would be admirable as a means of pre-
+engaging the good opinion as well as the sympathies of the public in
+behalf of the prisoner. But, for its final effect--my conviction
+remained, not to be shaken, that all would be useless; that our doom
+had gone forth, and was irrevocable.
+
+Let me not linger too much over those sad times. Morning came on as
+usual; for it is strange, but true, that to the very wretched it seems
+wonderful that times and seasons should keep their appointed courses in
+the midst of such mighty overthrows, and such interruption to the
+courses of their own wonted happiness and their habitual expectations.
+Why should morning and night, why should all movements in the natural
+world be so regular, whilst in the moral world all is so irregular and
+anomalous? Yet the sun and the moon rise and set as usual upon the
+mightiest revolutions of empire and of worldly fortune that this planet
+ever beholds; and it is sometimes even a comfort to know that this will
+be the case. A great criminal, sentenced to an agonizing punishment,
+has derived a fortitude and a consolation from recollecting that the
+day would run its inevitable course--that a day after all was
+_but_ a day--that the mighty wheel of alternate light and darkness
+must and would revolve--and that the evening star would rise as usual,
+and shine with its untroubled lustre upon the dust and ashes of what
+_had_ indeed suffered, and so recently, the most bitter pangs, but
+would then have ceased to suffer. 'La Journée,' said Damien,
+
+ 'La journée sera dure, mais elle se passera.'
+
+'----_Se passera_:' yes, that is true, I whispered to myself; my
+day also, my season of trial will be hard to bear; but that also will
+have an end; that also '_se passera_.' Thus I talked or thought so
+long as I thought at all; for the hour was now rapidly approaching,
+when thinking in any shape would for some time be at an end for me.
+
+That day, as the morning advanced, I went again, accompanied by Hannah,
+to the police court and to the prison--a vast, ancient, in parts
+ruinous, and most gloomy pile of building. In those days the
+administration of justice was, if not more corrupt, certainly in its
+inferior departments by far more careless than it is at present, and
+liable to thousands of interruptions and mal-practices, supporting
+themselves upon old traditionary usages which required at least half a
+century, and the shattering everywhere given to old systems by the
+French Revolution, together with the universal energy of mind applied
+to those subjects over the whole length and breadth of Christendom, to
+approach with any effectual reforms. Knowing this, and having myself
+had direct personal cognisance of various cases in which bribery had
+been applied with success, I was not without considerable hope that
+perhaps Hannah and myself might avail ourselves of this irregular
+passport through the gates of the prison. And, had the new regulation
+been of somewhat longer standing, there is little doubt that I should
+have been found right; unfortunately, as yet it had all the freshness
+of newborn vigor, and kept itself in remembrance by the singular
+irritation it excited. Besides this, it was a pet novelty of one
+particular minister, new to the possession of power, anxious to
+distinguish himself, proud of his creative functions within the range
+of his office, and very sensitively jealous on the point of opposition
+to his mandates. Vain, therefore, on this day were all my efforts to
+corrupt the jailers; and, in fact, anticipating a time when I might
+have occasion to corrupt some of them for a more important purpose and
+on a larger scale, I did not think it prudent to proclaim my character
+beforehand as one who tampered with such means, and thus to arm against
+myself those jealousies in official people, which it was so peculiarly
+important that I should keep asleep.
+
+All that day, however, I lingered about the avenues and vast courts in
+the precincts of the prison, and near one particular wing of the
+building, which had been pointed out to me by a jailer as the section
+allotted to those who were in the situation of Agnes; that is, waiting
+their final commitment for trial. The building generally he could
+indicate with certainty, but he professed himself unable to indicate
+the particular part of it which 'the young woman brought in on the day
+previous' would be likely to occupy; consequently he could not point
+out the window from which her cell (her '_cell_!' what a word!)
+would be lighted. 'But, master,' he went on to say, 'I would advise
+nobody to try that game.' He looked with an air so significant, and at
+the same time used a gesture so indicative of private understanding,
+that I at once apprehended his meaning, and assured him that he had
+altogether misconstrued my drift; that, as to attempts at escape, or at
+any mode of communicating with the prisoner from the outside, I trusted
+all _that_ was perfectly needless; and that at any rate in my eyes
+it was perfectly hopeless. 'Well, master,' he replied, 'that's neither
+here nor there. You've come down handsomely, that I _will_ say;
+and where a gentleman acts like a gentleman, and behaves himself as
+such, I'm not the man to go and split upon him for a word. To be sure
+it's quite nat'ral that a gentleman--put case that a young woman is his
+fancy woman--it's nothing but nat'ral that he should want to get her
+out of such an old rat-hole as this, where many's the fine-timbered
+creature, both he and she, that has lain to rot, and has never got out
+of the old trap at all, first or last'----'How so?' I interrupted him;
+'surely they don't detain the corpses of prisoners?' 'Ay, but mind you
+--put case that he or that she should die in this rat-trap before
+sentence is past, why then the prison counts them as its own children,
+and buries them in its own chapel--that old stack of pigeon-holes that
+you see up yonder to the right hand.' So then, after all, thought I, if
+my poor Agnes should, in her desolation and solitary confinement to
+these wretched walls, find her frail strength give way--should the
+moral horrors of her situation work their natural effect upon her
+health, and she should chance to die within this dungeon, here within
+this same dungeon will she lie to the resurrection, and in that case
+her prison-doors have already closed upon her for ever. The man, who
+perhaps had some rough kindness in his nature, though tainted by the
+mercenary feelings too inevitably belonging to his situation, seemed to
+guess at the character of my ruminations by the change of my
+countenance, for he expressed some pity for my being 'in so much
+trouble;' and it seemed to increase his respect for me that this
+trouble should be directed to the case of a woman, for he appeared to
+have a manly sense of the peculiar appeal made to the honor and
+gallantry of man, by the mere general fact of the feebleness and the
+dependence of woman. I looked at him more attentively in consequence of
+the feeling tone in which he now spoke, and was surprised that I had
+not more particularly noticed him before; he was a fine looking,
+youngish man, with a bold Robin-hood style of figure and appearance;
+and, morally speaking, he was absolutely transfigured to my eyes by the
+effect worked upon him for the moment, through the simple calling up of
+his better nature. However, he recurred to his cautions about the peril
+in a legal sense of tampering with the windows, bolts, and bars of the
+old decaying prison; which, in fact, precisely according to the degree
+in which its absolute power over its prisoners was annually growing
+less and less, grew more and more jealous of its own reputation, and
+punished the attempts to break loose with the more severity, in exact
+proportion as they were the more tempting by the chances of success. I
+persisted in disowning any schemes of the sort, and especially upon the
+ground of their hopelessness. But this, on the other hand, was a ground
+that in his inner thoughts he treated with scorn; and I could easily
+see that, with a little skilful management of opportunity, I might,
+upon occasion, draw from him all the secrets he knew as to the special
+points of infirmity in this old ruinous building. For the present, and
+until it should certainly appear that there was some use to be derived
+from this species of knowledge, I forbore to raise superfluous
+suspicions by availing myself further of his communicative disposition.
+Taking, however, the precaution of securing his name, together with his
+particular office and designation in the prison, I parted from him as
+if to go home, but in fact to resume my sad roamings up and down the
+precincts of the jail.
+
+What made these precincts much larger than otherwise they would have
+been, was the circumstance that, by a usage derived from older days,
+both criminal prisoners and those who were prisoners for debt, equally
+fell under the custody of this huge caravanserai for the indifferent
+reception of crime, of misdemeanor, and of misfortune. And those who
+came under the two first titles, were lodged here through all stages of
+their connection with public justice; alike when mere objects of vague
+suspicion to the police, when under examination upon a specific charge,
+when fully committed for trial, when convicted and under sentence,
+awaiting the execution of that sentence, and, in a large proportion of
+cases, even through their final stage of punishment, when it happened
+to be of any nature compatible with in-door confinement. Hence it arose
+that the number of those who haunted the prison gates, with or without
+a title to admission, was enormous; all the relatives, or more properly
+the acquaintances and connections of the criminal population within the
+prison, being swelled by all the families of needy debtors who came
+daily, either to offer the consolation of their society, or to diminish
+their common expenditure by uniting their slender establishments. One
+of the rules applied to the management of this vast multitude that were
+every day candidates for admission was, that to save the endless
+trouble as well as risk, perhaps, of opening and shutting the main
+gates to every successive arrival, periodic intervals were fixed for
+the admission by wholesale; and as these periods came round every two
+hours, it would happen at many parts of the day that vast crowds
+accumulated waiting for the next opening of the gate. These crowds were
+assembled in two or three large outer courts, in which also were many
+stalls and booths, kept there upon some local privilege of ancient
+inheritance, or upon some other plea made good by gifts or bribes--some
+by Jews and others by Christians, perhaps equally Jewish. Superadded to
+these stationary elements of this miscellaneous population, were others
+drawn thither by pure motives of curiosity, so that altogether an
+almost permanent mob was gathered together in these courts; and amid
+this mob it was,--from I know not what definite motive, partly because
+I thought it probable that amongst these people I should hear the cause
+of Agnes peculiarly the subject of conversation; and so, in fact, it
+did really happen,--but partly, and even more, I believe, because I now
+awfully began to shrink from solitude. Tumult I must have, and
+distraction of thought. Amid this mob, I say, it was that I passed two
+days. Feverish I had been from the first--and from bad to worse, in
+such a case, was, at any rate, a natural progress; but, perhaps, also
+amongst this crowd of the poor, the abjectly wretched, the ill-fed, the
+desponding, and the dissolute, there might be very naturally a larger
+body of contagion lurking than according to their mere numerical
+expectations. There was at that season a very extensive depopulation
+going on in some quarters of this great metropolis, and in other cities
+of the same empire, by means of a very malignant typhus. This fever is
+supposed to be the peculiar product of jails; and though it had not as
+yet been felt as a scourge and devastator of this particular jail, or
+at least the consequent mortality had been hitherto kept down to a
+moderate amount, yet it was highly probable that a certain quantity of
+contagion, much beyond the proportion of other popular assemblages less
+uniformly wretched in their composition, was here to be found all day
+long; and doubtless my excited state, and irritable habit of body, had
+offered a peculiar predisposition that favored the rapid development of
+this contagion. However this might be, the result was, that on the
+evening of the second day which I spent in haunting the purlieus of the
+prison, (consequently the night preceding the second public examination
+of Agnes,) I was attacked by ardent fever in such unmitigated fury,
+that before morning I had lost all command of my intellectual
+faculties. For some weeks I became a pitiable maniac, and in every
+sense the wreck of my former self; and seven entire weeks, together
+with the better half of an eighth week, had passed over my head whilst
+I lay unconscious of time and its dreadful freight of events, excepting
+in so far as my disordered brain, by its fantastic coinages, created
+endless mimicries and mockeries of these events--less substantial, but
+oftentimes less afflicting, or less agitating. It would have been well
+for me had my destiny decided that I was not to be recalled to this
+world of wo. But I had no such happiness in store. I recovered, and
+through twenty and eight years my groans have recorded the sorrow I
+feel that I did.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I shall not rehearse circumstantially, and point by point, the sad
+unfolding, as it proceeded through successive revelations to me, of all
+which had happened during my state of physical incapacity. When I first
+became aware that my wandering senses had returned to me, and knew, by
+the cessation of all throbbings, and the unutterable pains that had so
+long possessed my brain, that I was now returning from the gates of
+death, a sad confusion assailed me as to some indefinite cloud of evil
+that had been hovering over me at the time when I first fell into a
+state of insensibility. For a time I struggled vainly to recover the
+lost connection of my thoughts, and I endeavored ineffectually to
+address myself to sleep. I opened my eyes, but found the glare of light
+painful beyond measure. Strength, however, it seemed to me that I had,
+and more than enough, to raise myself out of bed. I made the attempt,
+but fell back, almost giddy with the effort. At the sound of the
+disturbance which I had thus made, a woman whom I did not know came
+from behind a curtain, and spoke to me. Shrinking from any
+communication with a stranger, especially one whose discretion I could
+not estimate in making discoveries to me with the requisite caution, I
+asked her simply what o'clock it was.
+
+'Eleven in the forenoon,' she replied.
+
+'And what day of the month?'
+
+'The second,' was her brief answer.
+
+I felt almost a sense of shame in adding--; 'The second! but of what
+month?'
+
+'Of June,' was the startling rejoinder.
+
+On the 8th of April I had fallen ill, and it was now actually the 2d of
+June. Oh! sickening calculation! revolting register of hours! for in
+that same moment which brought back this one recollection, perhaps by
+steadying my brain, rushed back in a torrent all the other dreadful
+remembrances of the period, and now the more so, because, though the
+event was still uncertain as regarded my knowledge, it must have become
+dreadfully certain as regarded the facts of the case, and the happiness
+of all who were concerned. Alas! one little circumstance too painfully
+assured me that this event had not been a happy one. Had Agnes been
+restored to her liberty and her home, where would she have been found
+but watching at my bed-side? That too certainly I knew, and the
+inference was too bitter to support.
+
+On this same day, some hours afterwards, upon Hannah's return from the
+city, I received from her, and heard with perfect calmness, the whole
+sum of evil which awaited me. Little Francis--she took up her tale at
+that point--'was with God:' so she expressed herself. He had died of
+the same fever which had attacked me--had died and been buried nearly
+five weeks before. Too probably he had caught the infection from me.
+Almost--such are the caprices of human feeling--almost I could have
+rejoiced that this young memorial of my vanished happiness had vanished
+also. It gave me a pang, nevertheless, that the grave should thus have
+closed upon him before I had seen his fair little face again. But I
+steeled my heart to hear worse things than this. Next she went on to
+inform me that already, on the first or second day of our calamity, she
+had taken upon herself, without waiting for authority, on observing the
+rapid approaches of illness in me, and arguing the state of
+helplessness which would follow, to write off at once a summons in the
+most urgent terms to the brother of my wife. This gentleman, whom I
+shall call Pierpoint, was a high-spirited, generous young man as I have
+ever known. When I say that he was a sportsman, that at one season of
+the year he did little else than pursue his darling amusement of fox-
+hunting, for which indeed he had almost a maniacal passion--saying
+this, I shall already have prejudged him in the opinions of many, who
+fancy all such persons the slaves of corporeal enjoyments. But, with
+submission, the truth lies the other way. According to my experience,
+people of these habits have their bodies more than usually under their
+command, as being subdued by severe exercise; and their minds, neither
+better nor worse on an average than those of their neighbors, are more
+available from being so much more rarely clogged by morbid habits in
+that uneasy yoke-fellow of the intellectual part--the body. He at all
+events was a man to justify in his own person this way of thinking; for
+he was a man not only of sound, but even of bold and energetic
+intellect, and in all moral respects one whom any man might feel proud
+to call his friend. This young man, Pierpoint, without delay obeyed the
+summons; and on being made acquainted with what had already passed, the
+first step he took was to call upon Barratt, and without further
+question than what might ascertain his identity, he proceeded to
+inflict upon him a severe horsewhipping. A worse step on his sister's
+account he could not have taken. Previously to this the popular feeling
+had run strongly against Barratt, but now its unity was broken. A new
+element was introduced into the question: Democratic feelings were
+armed against this outrage; gentlemen and nobles, it was said, thought
+themselves not amenable to justice; and again, the majesty of the law
+was offended at this intrusion upon an affair already under solemn
+course of adjudication. Everything, however, passes away under the
+healing hand of time, and this also faded from the public mind. People
+remembered also that he was a brother, and in that character, at any
+rate, had a right to some allowances for his intemperance; and what
+quickened the oblivion of the affair was, which in itself was
+sufficiently strange, that Barratt did not revive the case in the
+public mind by seeking legal reparation for his injuries. It was,
+however, still matter of regret that Pierpoint should have indulged
+himself in this movement of passion, since undoubtedly it broke and
+disturbed the else uniform stream of public indignation, by investing
+the original aggressor with something like the character of an injured
+person; and therefore with some set-off to plead against his own
+wantonness of malice;--his malice might now assume the nobler aspect of
+revenge.
+
+Thus far, in reporting the circumstances, Hannah had dallied--thus far
+I had rejoiced that she dallied, with the main burden of the wo; but
+now there remained nothing to dally with any longer--and she rushed
+along in her narrative, hurrying to tell--I hurrying to hear. A second,
+a third examination had ensued, then a final committal--all this within
+a week. By that time all the world was agitated with the case;
+literally not the city only, vast as that city was, but the nation was
+convulsed and divided into parties upon the question, Whether the
+prosecution were one of mere malice or not? The very government of the
+land was reported to be equally interested, and almost equally divided
+in opinion. In this state of public feeling came the trial. Image to
+yourself, oh reader, whosoever you are, the intensity of the excitement
+which by that time had arisen in all people to be spectators of the
+scene--then image to yourself the effect of all this, a perfect
+consciousness that in herself as a centre was settled the whole mighty
+interest of the exhibition--that interest again of so dubious and mixed
+a character--sympathy in some with mere misfortune--sympathy in others
+with female frailty and guilt, not perhaps founded upon an absolute
+unwavering belief in her innocence, even amongst those who were most
+loud and positive as partisans in affirming it,--and then remember that
+all this hideous scenical display and notoriety settled upon one whose
+very nature, constitutionally timid, recoiled with the triple agony of
+womanly shame--of matronly dignity--of insulted innocence, from every
+mode and shape of public display. Combine all these circumstances and
+elements of the case, and you may faintly enter into the situation of
+my poor Agnes. Perhaps the best way to express it at once is by
+recurring to the case of a young female Christian martyr, in the early
+ages of Christianity, exposed in the bloody amphitheatre of Rome or
+Verona, to 'fight with wild beasts,' as it was expressed in mockery--
+she to fight the lamb to fight with lions! But in reality the young
+martyr _had_ a fight to maintain, and a fight (in contempt of that
+cruel mockery) fiercer than the fiercest of her persecutors could have
+faced perhaps--the combat with the instincts of her own shrinking,
+trembling, fainting nature. Such a fight had my Agnes to maintain; and
+at that time there was a large party of gentlemen in whom the
+gentlemanly instinct was predominant, and who felt so powerfully the
+cruel indignities of her situation, that they made a public appeal in
+her behalf. One thing, and a strong one, which they said, was this:--
+'We all talk and move in this case as if, because the question appears
+doubtful to some people, and the accused party to some people wears a
+doubtful character, it would follow that she therefore had in reality a
+mixed character composed in joint proportions of the best and the worst
+that is imputed to her. But let us not forget that this mixed character
+belongs not to her, but to the infirmity of our human judgments--
+_they_ are mixed--_they_ are dubious--but she is not--she is,
+or she is not, guilty--there is no middle case--and let us consider for
+a single moment, that if this young lady (as many among us heartily
+believe) _is_ innocent, then and upon that supposition let us
+consider how cruel we should all think the public exposure which
+aggravates the other injuries (as in that case they must be thought) to
+which her situation exposes her.' They went on to make some suggestions
+for the officers of the court in preparing the arrangements for the
+trial, and some also for the guidance of the audience, which showed the
+same generous anxiety for sparing the feelings of the prisoner. If
+these did not wholly succeed in repressing the open avowal of coarse
+and brutal curiosity amongst the intensely vulgar, at least they
+availed to diffuse amongst the neutral and indifferent part of the
+public a sentiment of respect and forbearance which, emanating from
+high quarters, had a very extensive influence upon most of what met the
+eye or the ear of my poor wife. She, on the day of trial, was supported
+by her brother; and by that time she needed support indeed. I was
+reported to be dying; her little son was dead; neither had she been
+allowed to see him. Perhaps these things, by weaning her from all
+further care about life, might have found their natural effect in
+making her indifferent to the course of the trial, or even to its
+issue. And so, perhaps, in the main, they did. But at times some
+lingering sense of outraged dignity, some fitful gleams of old
+sympathies, 'the hectic of a moment,' came back upon her, and prevailed
+over the deadening stupor of her grief. Then she shone for a moment
+into a starry light--sweet and woful to remember. Then----but why
+linger? I hurry to the close: she was pronounced guilty; whether by a
+jury or a bench of judges, I do not say--having determined, from the
+beginning, to give no hint of the land in which all these events
+happened; neither is that of the slightest consequence. Guilty she was
+pronounced: but sentence at that time was deferred. Ask me not, I
+beseech you, about the muff or other circumstances inconsistent with
+the hostile evidence. These circumstances had the testimony, you will
+observe, of my own servants only; nay, as it turned out, of one servant
+exclusively: _that_ naturally diminished their value. And, on the
+other side, evidence was arrayed, perjury was suborned, that would have
+wrecked a wilderness of simple truth trusting to its own unaided
+forces. What followed? Did this judgment of the court settle the
+opinion of the public? Opinion of the public! Did it settle the winds?
+Did it settle the motion of the Atlantic? Wilder, fiercer, and louder
+grew the cry against the wretched accuser: mighty had been the power
+over the vast audience of the dignity, the affliction, the perfect
+simplicity, and the Madonna beauty of the prisoner. That beauty so
+childlike, and at the same time so saintly, made, besides, so touching
+in its pathos by means of the abandonment--the careless abandonment and
+the infinite desolation of her air and manner--would of itself, and
+without further aid, have made many converts. Much more was done by the
+simplicity of her statements, and the indifference with which she
+neglected to improve any strong points in her own favor--the
+indifference, as every heart perceived, of despairing grief. Then came
+the manners on the hostile side--the haggard consciousness of guilt,
+the drooping tone, the bravado and fierce strut which sought to
+dissemble all this. Not one amongst all the witnesses, assembled on
+that side, had (by all agreement) the bold natural tone of conscious
+uprightness. Hence it could not be surprising that the storm of popular
+opinion made itself heard with a louder and a louder sound. The
+government itself began to be disturbed; the ministers of the sovereign
+were agitated; and, had no menaces been thrown out, it was generally
+understood that they would have given way to the popular voice, now
+continually more distinct and clamorous. In the midst of all this
+tumult, obscure murmurs began to arise that Barratt had practised the
+same or similar villanies in former instances. One case in particular
+was beginning to be whispered about, which at once threw a light upon
+the whole affair: it was the case of a young and very beautiful married
+woman, who had been on the very brink of a catastrophe such as had
+befallen my own wife, when some seasonable interference, of what nature
+was not known, had critically delivered her. This case arose 'like a
+little cloud no bigger than a man's hand,' then spread and threatened
+to burst in tempest upon the public mind, when all at once, more
+suddenly even than it had arisen, it was hushed up, or in some way
+disappeared. But a trifling circumstance made it possible to trace this
+case:--in after times, when means offered, but unfortunately no
+particular purpose of good, nor any purpose, in fact, beyond that of
+curiosity, it _was_ traced; and enough was soon ascertained to
+have blown to fragments any possible conspiracy emanating from this
+Barratt, had that been of any further importance. However, in spite of
+all that money or art could effect, a sullen growl continued to be
+heard amongst the populace of villanies many and profound that had been
+effected or attempted by this Barratt; and accordingly, much in the
+same way as was many years afterwards practised in London, when a
+hosier had caused several young people to be prosecuted to death for
+passing forged bank-notes, the wrath of the people showed itself in
+marking the shop for vengeance upon any favorable occasion offering
+through fire or riots, and in the mean time in deserting it. These
+things had been going on for some time when I awoke from my long
+delirium; but the effect they had produced upon a weak and obstinate
+and haughty government, or at least upon the weak and obstinate and
+haughty member of the government who presided in the police
+administration, was, to confirm and rivet the line of conduct which had
+been made the object of popular denunciation. More energetically, more
+scornfully, to express that determination of flying in the face of
+public opinion and censure, four days before my awakening, Agnes had
+been brought up to receive her sentence. On that same day (nay, it was
+said in that same hour,) petitions, very numerously signed, and various
+petitions from different ranks, different ages, different sexes, were
+carried up to the throne, praying, upon manifold grounds, but all
+noticing the extreme doubtfulness of the case, for an unconditional
+pardon. By whose advice or influence, it was guessed easily, though
+never exactly ascertained, these petitions were unanimously, almost
+contemptuously rejected. And to express the contempt of public opinion
+as powerfully as possible, Agnes was sentenced by the court,
+reassembled in full pomp, order, and ceremonial costume, to a
+punishment the severest that the laws allowed--viz. hard labor for ten
+years. The people raged more than ever; threats public and private were
+conveyed to the ears of the minister chiefly concerned in the
+responsibility, and who had indeed, by empty and ostentatious talking,
+assumed that responsibility to himself in a way that was perfectly
+needless.
+
+Thus stood matters when I awoke to consciousness: and this was the
+fatal journal of the interval--interval so long as measured by my
+fierce calendar of delirium--so brief measured by the huge circuit of
+events which it embraced, and their mightiness for evil. Wrath, wrath
+immeasurable, unimaginable, unmitigable, burned at my heart like a
+cancer. The worst had come. And the thing which kills a man for action
+--the living in two climates at once--a torrid and a frigid zone--of
+hope and fear--that was past. Weak--suppose I were for the moment: I
+felt that a day or two might bring back my strength. No miserable
+tremors of hope _now_ shook my nerves: if they shook from that
+inevitable rocking of the waters that follows a storm, so much might be
+pardoned to the infirmity of a nature that could not lay aside its
+fleshly necessities, nor altogether forego its homage to 'these frail
+elements,' but which by inspiration already lived within a region where
+no voices were heard but the spiritual voices of transcendent passions
+--of
+
+ 'Wrongs unrevenged, and insults unredress'd.'
+
+Six days from that time I was well--well and strong. I rose from bed; I
+bathed; I dressed; dressed as if I were a bridegroom. And that
+_was_ in fact a great day in my life. I was to see Agnes. Oh! yes:
+permission had been obtained from the lordly minister that I should see
+my wife. Is it possible? Can such condescensions exist? Yes:
+solicitations from ladies, eloquent notes wet with ducal tears, these
+had won from the thrice-radiant secretary, redolent of roseate attar, a
+countersign to some order or other, by which I--yes I--under license of
+a fop, and supervision of a jailer--was to see and for a time to
+converse with my own wife.
+
+The hour appointed for the first day's interview was eight o'clock in
+the evening. On the outside of the jail all was summer light and
+animation. The sports of children in the streets of mighty cities are
+but sad, and too painfully recall the circumstances of freedom and
+breezy nature that are not there. But still the pomp of glorious
+summer, and the presence, 'not to be put by,' of the everlasting light,
+that is either always present, or always dawning--these potent elements
+impregnate the very city life, and the dim reflex of nature which is
+found at the bottom of well-like streets, with more solemn powers to
+move and to soothe in summer. I struck upon the prison gates, the first
+among multitudes waiting to strike. Not because we struck, but because
+the hour had sounded, suddenly the gate opened; and in we streamed. I,
+as a visitor for the first time, was immediately distinguished by the
+jailers, whose glance of the eye is fatally unerring. 'Who was it that
+I wanted?' At the name a stir of emotion was manifest, even there: the
+dry bones stirred and moved: the passions outside had long ago passed
+to the interior of this gloomy prison: and not a man but had his
+hypothesis on the case; not a man but had almost fought with some
+comrade (many had literally fought) about the merits of their several
+opinions.
+
+If any man had expected a scene at this reunion, he would have been
+disappointed. Exhaustion, and the ravages of sorrow, had left to dear
+Agnes so little power of animation or of action, that her emotions were
+rather to be guessed at, both for kind and for degree, than directly to
+have been perceived. She was in fact a sick patient, far gone in an
+illness that should properly have confined her to bed; and was as much
+past the power of replying to my frenzied exclamations, as a dying
+victim of fever of entering upon a strife of argument. In bed, however,
+she was not. When the door opened she was discovered sitting at a table
+placed against the opposite wall, her head pillowed upon her arms, and
+these resting upon the table. Her beautiful long auburn hair had
+escaped from its confinement, and was floating over the table and her
+own person. She took no notice of the disturbance made by our entrance,
+did not turn, did not raise her head, nor make an effort to do so, nor
+by any sign whatever intimate that she was conscious of our presence,
+until the turnkey in a respectful tone announced me. Upon that a low
+groan, or rather a feeble moan, showed that she had become aware of my
+presence, and relieved me from all apprehension of causing too sudden a
+shock by taking her in my arms. The turnkey had now retired; we were
+alone. I knelt by her side, threw my arms about her, and pressed her to
+my heart. She drooped her head upon my shoulder, and lay for some time
+like one who slumbered; but, alas! not as she had used to slumber. Her
+breathing, which had been like that of sinless infancy, was now
+frightfully short and quick; she seemed not properly to breathe, but to
+gasp. This, thought I, may be sudden agitation, and in that case she
+will gradually recover; half an hour will restore her. Wo is me! she
+did _not_ recover; and internally I said--she never _will_
+recover. The arrows have gone too deep for a frame so exquisite in its
+sensibility, and already her hours are numbered.
+
+At this first visit I said nothing to her about the past; _that_,
+and the whole extent to which our communications should go, I left
+rather to her own choice. At the second visit, however, upon some word
+or other arising which furnished an occasion for touching on this
+hateful topic, I pressed her, contrary to my own previous intention,
+for as full an account of the fatal event as she could without a
+distressing effort communicate. To my surprise she was silent--
+gloomily--almost it might have seemed obstinately silent. A horrid
+thought came into my mind; could it, might it have been possible that
+my noble-minded wife, such she had ever seemed to me, was open to
+temptations of this nature? Could it have been that in some moment of
+infirmity, when her better angel was away from her side, she had
+yielded to a sudden impulse of frailty, such as a second moment for
+consideration would have resisted, but which unhappily had been
+followed by no such opportunity of retrieval? I had heard of such
+things. Cases there were in our own times (and not confined to one
+nation), when irregular impulses of this sort were known to have
+haunted and besieged natures not otherwise ignoble and base. I ran over
+some of the names amongst those which were taxed with this propensity.
+More than one were the names of people in a technical sense held noble.
+That, nor any other consideration abated my horror. Better, I said,
+better, (because more compatible with elevation of mind,) better to
+have committed some bloody act--some murderous act. Dreadful was the
+panic I underwent. God pardon the wrong I did; and even now I pray to
+him--as though the past thing were a future thing and capable of
+change--that he would forbid her for ever to know what was the
+derogatory thought I had admitted. I sometimes think, by recollecting a
+momentary blush that suffused her marble countenance,--I think--I fear
+that she might have read what was fighting in my mind. Yet that would
+admit of another explanation. If she did read the very worst, meek
+saint! she suffered no complaint or sense of that injury to escape her.
+It might, however, be that perception, or it might be that fear which
+roused her to an effort that otherwise had seemed too revolting to
+undertake. She now rehearsed the whole steps of the affair from first
+to last; but the only material addition, which her narrative made to
+that which the trial itself had involved, was the following:--On two
+separate occasions previous to the last and fatal one, when she had
+happened to walk unaccompanied by me in the city, the monster Barratt
+had met her in the street. He had probably--and this was, indeed,
+subsequently ascertained--at first, and for some time afterwards,
+mistaken her rank, and had addressed some proposals to her, which, from
+the suppressed tone of his speaking, or from her own terror and
+surprise, she had not clearly understood; but enough had reached her
+alarmed ear to satisfy her that they were of a nature in the last
+degree licentious and insulting. Terrified and shocked rather than
+indignant, for she too easily presumed the man to be a maniac, she
+hurried homewards; and was rejoiced, on first venturing to look round
+when close to her own gate, to perceive that the man was not following.
+There, however, she was mistaken; for either on this occasion, or on
+some other, he had traced her homewards. The last of these rencontres
+had occurred just three months before the fatal 6th of April; and if,
+in any one instance, Agnes had departed from the strict line of her
+duty as a wife, or had shown a defect of judgment, it was at this
+point--in not having frankly and fully reported the circumstances to
+me. On the last of these occasions I had met her at the garden-gate,
+and had particularly remarked that she seemed agitated; and now, at
+recalling these incidents, Agnes reminded me that I had noticed that
+circumstance to herself, and that she had answered me faithfully as to
+the main fact. It was true she had done so; for she had said that she
+had just met a lunatic who had alarmed her by fixing his attention upon
+herself, and speaking to her in a ruffian manner; and it was also true
+that she did sincerely regard him in that light. This led me at the
+time to construe the whole affair into a casual collision with some
+poor maniac escaping from his keepers, and of no future moment, having
+passed by without present consequences. But had she, instead of thus
+reporting her own erroneous impression, reported the entire
+circumstances of the case, I should have given them a very different
+interpretation. Affection for me, and fear to throw me needlessly into
+a quarrel with a man of apparently brutal and violent nature--these
+considerations, as too often they do with the most upright wives, had
+operated to check Agnes in the perfect sincerity of her communications.
+She had told nothing _but_ the truth--only, and fatally it turned
+out for us both, she had not told the _whole_ truth. The very
+suppression, to which she had reconciled herself, under the belief that
+thus she was providing for my safety and her own consequent happiness,
+had been the indirect occasion of ruin to both. It was impossible to
+show displeasure under such circumstances, or under any circumstances,
+to one whose self-reproaches were at any rate too bitter; but
+certainly, as a general rule, every conscientious woman should resolve
+to consider her husband's honor in the first case, and far before all
+other regards whatsoever; to make this the first, the second, the third
+law of her conduct, and his personal safety but the fourth or fifth.
+Yet women, and especially when the interests of children are at stake
+upon their husbands' safety, rarely indeed are able to take this Roman
+view of their duties.
+
+To return to the narrative. Agnes had not, nor could have, the most
+remote suspicion of this Barratt's connection with the shop which he
+had not accidentally entered; and the sudden appearance of this wretch
+it was, at the very moment of finding herself charged with so vile and
+degrading an offence, that contributed most of all to rob her of her
+natural firmness, by suddenly revealing to her terrified heart the
+depth of the conspiracy which thus yawned like a gulf below her. And
+not only had this sudden horror, upon discovering a guilty design in
+what before had seemed accident, and links uniting remote incidents
+which else seemed casual and disconnected, greatly disturbed and
+confused her manner, which confusion again had become more intense upon
+her own consciousness that she _was_ confused, and that her manner
+was greatly to her disadvantage; but--which was the worst effect of
+all, because the rest could not operate against her, except upon those
+who were present to witness it, whereas this was noted down and
+recorded--so utterly did her confusion strip her of all presence of
+mind, that she did not consciously notice (and consequently could not
+protest against at the moment when it was most important to do so, and
+most natural) the important circumstance of the muff. This capital
+objection, therefore, though dwelt upon and improved to the utmost at
+the trial, was looked upon by the judges as an after-thought; and
+merely because it had not been seized upon by herself, and urged in the
+first moments of her almost incapacitating terror on finding this
+amongst the circumstances of the charge against her--as if an ingenuous
+nature, in the very act of recoiling with horror from a criminal charge
+the most degrading, and in the very instant of discovering, with a
+perfect rapture of alarm, the too plausible appearance of probability
+amongst the circumstances, would be likely to pause, and with attorney-
+like dexterity, to pick out the particular circumstance that might
+admit of being _proved_ to be false, when the conscience
+proclaimed, though in despondence for the result, that all the
+circumstances were, as to the use made of them, one tissue of
+falsehoods. Agnes, who had made a powerful effort in speaking of the
+case at all, found her calmness increase as she advanced; and she now
+told me, that in reality there were two discoveries which she made in
+the same instant, and not one only, which had disarmed her firmness and
+ordinary presence of mind. One I have mentioned--the fact of Barratt,
+the proprietor of the shop, being the same person who had in former
+instances persecuted her in the street; but the other was even more
+alarming--it has been said already that it was _not_ a pure matter
+of accident that she had visited this particular shop. In reality, that
+nursery-maid, of whom some mention has been made above, and in terms
+expressing the suspicion with which even then I regarded her, had
+persuaded her into going thither by some representations which Agnes
+had already ascertained to be altogether unwarranted. Other
+presumptions against this girl's fidelity crowded dimly upon my wife's
+mind at the very moment of finding her eyes thus suddenly opened. And
+it was not five minutes after her first examination, and in fact five
+minutes after it had ceased to be of use to her, that she remembered
+another circumstance which now, when combined with the sequel, told its
+own tale,--the muff had been missed some little time before the 6th of
+April. Search had been made for it; but, the particular occasion which
+required it having passed off, this search was laid aside for the
+present, in the expectation that it would soon reappear in some corner
+of the house before it was wanted: then came the sunny day, which made
+it no longer useful, and would perhaps have dismissed it entirely from
+the recollection of all parties, until it was now brought back in this
+memorable way. The name of my wife was embroidered within, upon the
+lining, and it thus became a serviceable link to the hellish cabal
+against her. Upon reviewing the circumstances from first to last, upon
+recalling the manner of the girl at the time when the muff was missed,
+and upon combining the whole with her recent deception, by which she
+had misled her poor mistress into visiting this shop, Agnes began to
+see the entire truth as to this servant's wicked collusion with
+Barratt, though, perhaps, it might be too much to suppose her aware of
+the unhappy result to which her collusion tended. All this she saw at a
+glance when it was too late, for her first examination was over. This
+girl, I must add, had left our house during my illness, and she had
+afterwards a melancholy end.
+
+One thing surprised me in all this. Barratt's purpose must manifestly
+have been to create merely a terror in my poor wife's mind, and to stop
+short of any legal consequences, in order to profit of that panic and
+confusion for extorting compliances with his hideous pretensions. It
+perplexed me, therefore, that he did not appear to have pursued this
+manifestly his primary purpose, the other being merely a mask to
+conceal his true ends, and also (as he fancied) a means for effecting
+them. In this, however, I had soon occasion to find that I was
+deceived. He had, but without the knowledge of Agnes, taken such steps
+as were then open to him, for making overtures to her with regard to
+the terms upon which he would agree to defeat the charge against her by
+failing to appear. But the law had travelled too fast for him, and too
+determinately; so that, by the time he supposed terror to have operated
+sufficiently in favor of his views, it had already become unsafe to
+venture upon such explicit proposals as he would otherwise have tried.
+His own safety was now at stake, and would have been compromised by any
+open or written avowal of the motives on which he had been all along
+acting. In fact, at this time he was foiled by the agent in whom he
+confided; but much more he had been confounded upon another point--the
+prodigious interest manifested by the public. Thus it seems--that,
+whilst he meditated only a snare for my poor Agnes, he had prepared one
+for himself; and finally, to evade the suspicions which began to arise
+powerfully as to his true motives, and thus to stave off his own ruin,
+had found himself in a manner obliged to go forward and consummate the
+ruin of another.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The state of Agnes, as to health and bodily strength, was now becoming
+such that I was forcibly warned--whatsoever I meditated doing, to do
+quickly. There was this urgent reason for alarm: once conveyed into
+that region of the prison in which sentences like hers were executed,
+it became hopeless that I could communicate with her again. All
+intercourse whatsoever, and with whomsoever, was then placed under the
+most rigorous interdict; and the alarming circumstance was, that this
+transfer was governed by no settled rules, but might take place at any
+hour, and would certainly be precipitated by the slightest violence on
+my part, the slightest indiscretion, or the slightest argument for
+suspicion. Hard indeed was the part I had to play, for it was
+indispensable that I should appear calm and tranquil, in order to
+disarm suspicions around me, whilst continually contemplating the
+possibility that I myself might be summoned to extremities which I
+could not so much as trust myself to name or distinctly to conceive.
+But thus stood the case: the Government, it was understood, angered by
+the public opposition, resolute for the triumph of what they called
+'principle,' had settled finally that the sentence should be carried
+into execution. Now that she, that my Agnes, being the frail wreck that
+she had become, could have stood one week of this sentence practically
+and literally enforced--was a mere chimera. A few hours probably of the
+experiment would have settled that question by dismissing her to the
+death she longed for; but because the suffering would be short, was I
+to stand by and to witness the degradation--the pollution--attempted to
+be fastened upon her. What! to know that her beautiful tresses would be
+shorn ignominiously--a felon's dress forced upon her--a vile taskmaster
+with authority to----; blistered be the tongue that could go on to
+utter, in connection with her innocent name, the vile dishonors which
+were to settle upon her person! I, however, and her brother had taken
+such resolutions that this result was one barely possible; and yet I
+sickened (yes, literally I many times experienced the effect of
+physical sickness) at contemplating our own utter childish
+helplessness, and recollecting that every night during our seclusion
+from the prison the last irreversible step might be taken--and in the
+morning we might find a solitary cell, and the angel form that had
+illuminated it gone where we could not follow, and leaving behind her
+the certainty that we should see her no more. Every night, at the hour
+of locking up, _she_, at least, manifestly had a fear that she saw
+us for the last time; she put her arms feebly about my neck, sobbed
+convulsively, and, I believe, guessed--but, if really so, did not much
+reprove or quarrel with the desperate purposes which I struggled with
+in regard to her own life. One thing was quite evident--that to the
+peace of her latter days, now hurrying to their close, it was
+indispensable that she should pass them undivided from me; and
+possibly, as was afterwards alleged, when it became easy to allege any
+thing, some relenting did take place in high quarters at this time; for
+upon some medical reports made just now, a most seasonable indulgence
+was granted, viz. that Hannah was permitted to attend her mistress
+constantly; and it was also felt as a great alleviation of the horrors
+belonging to this prison, that candles were now allowed throughout the
+nights. But I was warned privately that these indulgences were with no
+consent from the police minister; and that circumstances might soon
+withdraw the momentary intercession by which we profited. With this
+knowledge, we could not linger in our preparations; we had resolved
+upon accomplishing an escape for Agnes, at whatever risk or price; the
+main difficulty was her own extreme feebleness, which might forbid her
+to co-operate with us in any degree at the critical moment; and the
+main danger was--delay. We pushed forward, therefore, in our attempts
+with prodigious energy, and I for my part with an energy like that of
+insanity.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The first attempt we made was upon the fidelity to his trust of the
+chief jailer. He was a coarse, vulgar man, brutal in his manners, but
+with vestiges of generosity in his character--though damaged a good
+deal by his daily associates. Him we invited to a meeting at a tavern
+in the neighborhood of the prison, disguising our names as too certain
+to betray our objects, and baiting our invitation with some hints which
+we had ascertained were likely to prove temptations under his immediate
+circumstances. He had a graceless young son whom he was most anxious to
+wean from his dissolute connections, and to steady, by placing him in
+some office of no great responsibility. Upon this knowledge we framed
+the terms of our invitation.
+
+These proved to be effectual, as regarded our immediate object of
+obtaining an interview of persuasion. The night was wet; and at seven
+o'clock, the hour fixed for the interview, we were seated in readiness,
+much perplexed to know whether he would take any notice of our
+invitation. We had waited three quarters of an hour, when we heard a
+heavy lumbering step ascending the stair. The door was thrown open to
+its widest extent, and in the centre of the door-way stood a short
+stout-built man, and the very broadest I ever beheld--staring at us
+with bold inquiring eyes. His salutation was something to this effect.
+
+'What the hell do you gay fellows want with me? What the blazes is this
+humbugging letter about? My son, and be hanged! What do you know of my
+son?'
+
+Upon this overture we ventured to request that he would come in and
+suffer us to shut the door, which we also locked. Next we produced the
+official paper nominating his son to a small place in the customs,--
+not yielding much, it was true, in the way of salary, but fortunately,
+and in accordance with the known wishes of the father, unburdened with
+any dangerous trust.
+
+'Well, I suppose I must say thank ye: but what comes next? What am I to
+do to pay the damages?' We informed him that for this particular little
+service we asked no return.
+
+'No, no,' said he, 'that'll not go down: that cat'll not jump. I'm not
+green enough for that. So, say away--what's the damage?' We then
+explained that we had certainly a favor and a great one to ask: ['Ay,
+I'll be bound you have,' was his parenthesis:] but that for this we
+were prepared to offer a separate remuneration; repeating that with
+respect to the little place procured for his son, it had not cost us
+anything, and therefore we did really and sincerely decline to receive
+anything in return; satisfied that, by this little offering, we had
+procured the opportunity of this present interview. At this point we
+withdrew a covering from the table upon which we had previously
+arranged a heap of gold coins, amounting in value to twelve hundred
+English guineas: this being the entire sum which circumstances allowed
+us to raise on so sudden a warning: for some landed property that we
+both had was so settled and limited, that we could not convert it into
+money either by way of sale, loan, or mortgage. This sum, stating to
+him its exact amount, we offered to his acceptance, upon the single
+condition that he would look aside, or wink hard, or (in whatever way
+he chose to express it) would make, or suffer to be made, such
+facilities for our liberating a female prisoner as we would point out.
+He mused: full five minutes he sat deliberating without opening his
+lips. At length he shocked us by saying, in a firm, decisive tone, that
+left us little hope of altering his resolution,--'No: gentlemen, it's a
+very fair offer, and a good deal of money for a single prisoner. I
+think I can guess at the person. It's a fair offer--fair enough. But,
+bless your heart! if I were to do the thing you want--why perhaps
+another case might be overlooked: but this prisoner, no: there's too
+much depending. No, they would turn me out of my place. Now the place
+is worth more to me in the long run than what you offer: though you bid
+fair enough, if it were only for my time in it. But look here: in case
+I can get my son to come into harness, I'm expecting to get the office
+for him after I've retired. So I can't do it. But I'll tell you what:
+you've been kind to my son: and therefore I'll not say a word about it.
+You're safe for me. And so good-night to you.' Saying which, and
+standing no further question, he walked resolutely out of the room and
+down stairs.
+
+Two days we mourned over this failure, and scarcely knew which way to
+turn for another ray of hope;--on the third morning we received
+intelligence that this very jailer had been attacked by the fever,
+which, after long desolating the city, had at length made its way into
+the prison. In a very few days the jailer was lying without hope of
+recovery: and of necessity another person was appointed to fill his
+station for the present. This person I had seen, and I liked him less
+by much than the one he succeeded: he had an Italian appearance, and he
+wore an air of Italian subtlety and dissimulation. I was surprised to
+find, on proposing the same service to him, and on the same terms, that
+he made no objection whatever, but closed instantly with my offers. In
+prudence, however, I had made this change in the articles: a sum equal
+to two hundred English guineas, or one-sixth part of the whole money,
+he was to receive beforehand as a retaining fee; but the remainder was
+to be paid only to himself, or to anybody of his appointing, at the
+very moment of our finding the prison gates thrown open to us. He spoke
+fairly enough, and seemed to meditate no treachery; nor was there any
+obvious or known interest to serve by treachery; and yet I doubted him
+grievously.
+
+The night came: it was chosen as a gala night, one of two nights
+throughout the year in which the prisoners were allowed to celebrate a
+great national event: and in those days of relaxed prison management
+the utmost license was allowed to the rejoicing. This indulgence was
+extended to prisoners of all classes, though, of course, under more
+restrictions with regard to the criminal class. Ten o'clock came--the
+hour at which we had been instructed to hold ourselves in readiness. We
+had been long prepared. Agnes had been dressed by Hannah in such a
+costume externally (a man's hat and cloak, &c.) that, from her height,
+she might easily have passed amongst a mob of masquerading figures in
+the debtors' halls and galleries for a young stripling. Pierpoint and
+myself were also to a certain degree disguised; so far, at least, that
+we should not have been recognized at any hurried glance by those of
+the prison officers who had become acquainted with our persons. We were
+all more or less disguised about the face; and in that age when masks
+were commonly used at all hours by people of a certain rank, there
+would have been nothing suspicious in any possible costume of the kind
+in a night like this, if we could succeed in passing for friends of
+debtors.
+
+I am impatient of these details, and I hasten over the ground. One
+entire hour passed away, and no jailer appeared. We began to despond
+heavily; and Agnes, poor thing! was now the most agitated of us all. At
+length eleven struck in the harsh tones of the prison-clock. A few
+minutes after, we heard the sound of bolts drawing, and bars
+unfastening. The jailer entered--drunk, and much disposed to be
+insolent. I thought it advisable to give him another bribe, and he
+resumed the fawning insinuation of his manner. He now directed us, by
+passages which he pointed out, to gain the other side of the prison.
+There we were to mix with the debtors and their mob of friends, and to
+await his joining us, which in that crowd he could do without much
+suspicion. He wished us to traverse the passages separately; but this
+was impossible, for it was necessary that one of us should support
+Agnes on each side. I previously persuaded her to take a small quantity
+of brandy, which we rejoiced to see had given her, at this moment of
+starting, a most seasonable strength and animation. The gloomy passages
+were more than usually empty, for all the turnkeys were employed in a
+vigilant custody of the gates, and examination of the parties going
+out. So the jailer had told us, and the news alarmed us. We came at
+length to a turning which brought us in sight of a strong iron gate,
+that divided the two main quarters of the prison. For this we had not
+been prepared. The man, however, opened the gate without a word spoken,
+only putting out his hand for a fee; and in my joy, perhaps, I gave him
+one imprudently large. After passing this gate, the distant uproar of
+the debtors guided us to the scene of their merriment; and when there,
+such was the tumult and the vast multitude assembled, that we now hoped
+in good earnest to accomplish our purpose without accident. Just at
+this moment the jailer appeared in the distance; he seemed looking
+towards us, and at length one of our party could distinguish that he
+was beckoning to us. We went forward, and found him in some agitation,
+real or counterfeit. He muttered a word or two quite unintelligible
+about the man at the wicket, told us we must wait a while, and he would
+then see what could be done for us. We were beginning to demur, and to
+express the suspicions which now too seriously arose, when he, seeing,
+or affecting to see some object of alarm, pushed us with a hurried
+movement into a cell opening upon the part of the gallery at which we
+were now standing. Not knowing whether we really might not be
+retreating from some danger, we could do no otherwise than comply with
+his signals; but we were troubled at finding ourselves immediately
+locked in from the outside, and thus apparently all our motions had
+only sufficed to exchange one prison for another.
+
+We were now completely in the dark, and found, by a hard breathing from
+one corner of the little dormitory, that it was not unoccupied. Having
+taken care to provide ourselves separately with means for striking a
+light, we soon had more than one torch burning. The brilliant light
+falling upon the eyes of a man who lay stretched on the iron bedstead,
+woke him. It proved to be my friend the under-jailer, Ratcliffe, but no
+longer holding any office in the prison. He sprang up, and a rapid
+explanation took place. He had become a prisoner for debt; and on this
+evening, after having caroused through the day with some friends from
+the country, had retired at an early hour to sleep away his
+intoxication. I on my part thought it prudent to intrust him
+unreservedly with our situation and purposes, not omitting our gloomy
+suspicions. Ratcliffe looked, with a pity that won my love, upon the
+poor wasted Agnes. He had seen her on her first entrance into the
+prison, had spoken to her, and therefore knew _from_ what she had
+fallen, _to_ what. Even then he had felt for her; how much more at
+this time, when he beheld, by the fierce light of the torches, her wo-
+worn features!
+
+'Who was it,' he asked eagerly, 'you made the bargain with? Manasseh?'
+
+'The same.'
+
+'Then I can tell you this--not a greater villain walks the earth. He is
+a Jew from Portugal; he has betrayed many a man, and will many another,
+unless he gets his own neck stretched, which might happen, if I told
+all I know.'
+
+'But what was it probable that this man meditated? Or how could it
+profit him to betray us?'
+
+'That's more than I can tell. He wants to get your money, and that he
+doesn't know how to bring about without doing his part. But that's what
+he never _will_ do, take my word for it. That would cut him out of
+all chance for the head-jailer's place.' He mused a little, and then
+told us that he could himself put us outside the prison walls, and
+_would_ do it without fee or reward. 'But we must be quiet, or
+that devil will bethink him of me. I'll wager something he thought that
+I was out merry-making like the rest; and if he should chance to light
+upon the truth, he'll be back in no time.' Ratcliffe then removed an
+old fire-grate, at the back of which was an iron plate, that swung
+round into a similar fire-place in the contiguous cell. From that, by a
+removal of a few slight obstacles, we passed, by a long avenue, into
+the chapel. Then he left us, whilst he went out alone to reconnoitre
+his ground. Agnes was now in so pitiable a condition of weakness, as we
+stood on the very brink of our final effort, that we placed her in a
+pew, where she could rest as upon a sofa. Previously we had stood upon
+graves, and with monuments more or less conspicuous all around us: some
+raised by friends to the memory of friends--some by subscriptions in
+the prison--some by children, who had risen into prosperity, to the
+memory of a father, brother, or other relative, who had died in
+captivity. I was grieved that these sad memorials should meet the eye
+of my wife at this moment of awe and terrific anxiety. Pierpoint and I
+were well armed, and all of us determined not to suffer a recapture,
+now that we were free of the crowds that made resistance hopeless. This
+Agnes easily perceived; and _that_, by suggesting a bloody
+arbitration, did not lessen her agitation. I hoped therefore, that, by
+placing her in the pew, I might at least liberate her for the moment
+from the besetting memorials of sorrow and calamity. But, as if in the
+very teeth of my purpose, one of the large columns which supported the
+roof of the chapel, had its basis and lower part of the shaft in this
+very pew. On the side of it, and just facing her as she lay reclining
+on the cushions, appeared a mural tablet, with a bas-relief in white
+marble, to the memory of two children, twins, who had lived and died at
+the same time, and in this prison--children who had never breathed
+another air than that of captivity, their parents having passed many
+years within these walls, under confinement for debt. The sculptures
+were not remarkable, being a trite, but not the less affecting,
+representation of angels descending to receive the infants; but the
+hallowed words of the inscription, distinct and legible--'Suffer little
+children to come unto me, and forbid them not, for of such is the
+kingdom of God'--met her eye, and, by the thoughts they awakened, made
+me fear that she would become unequal to the exertions which yet
+awaited her. At this moment Ratcliffe returned, and informed us that
+all was right; and that, from the ruinous state of all the buildings
+which surrounded the chapel, no difficulty remained for us, who were,
+in fact, beyond the strong part of the prison, excepting at a single
+door, which we should be obliged to break down. But had we any means
+arranged for pursuing our flight, and turning this escape to account
+when out of confinement? All that, I assured him, was provided for long
+ago. We proceeded, and soon reached the door. We had one crow-bar
+amongst us, but beyond that had no better weapons than the loose stones
+found about some new-made graves in the chapel. Ratcliffe and
+Pierpoint, both powerful men, applied themselves by turns to the door,
+whilst Hannah and I supported Agnes. The door did not yield, being of
+enormous strength; but the wall did, and a large mass of stone-work
+fell outwards, twisting the door aside; so that, by afterwards working
+with our hands, we removed stones many enough to admit of our egress.
+Unfortunately this aperture was high above the ground, and it was
+necessary to climb over a huge heap of loose rubbish in order to profit
+by it. My brother-in-law passed first in order to receive my wife,
+quite helpless at surmounting the obstacle by her own efforts, out of
+my arms. He had gone through the opening, and, turning round so as to
+face me, he naturally could see something that I did _not_ see.
+'Look behind!' he called out rapidly. I did so, and saw the murderous
+villain Manasseh with his arm uplifted, and in the act of cutting at my
+wife, nearly insensible as she was, with a cutlass. The blow was not
+for me, but for her, as the fugitive prisoner; and the law would have
+borne him out in the act. I saw, I comprehended the whole. I groped, as
+far as I could without letting my wife drop, for my pistols; but all
+that I could do would have been unavailing, and too late--she would
+have been murdered in my arms. But--and that was what none of us saw--
+neither I, nor Pierpoint, nor the hound Manasseh--one person stood
+back in the shade; one person had seen, but had not uttered a word on
+seeing Manasseh advancing through the shades; one person only had
+forecast the exact succession of all that was coming; me she saw
+embarrassed and my hands preoccupied--Pierpoint and Ratcliffe useless
+by position--and the gleam of the dog's eye directed her to his aim.
+The crow-bar was leaning against the shattered wall. This she had
+silently seized. One blow knocked up the sword; a second laid the
+villain prostrate. At this moment appeared another of the turnkeys
+advancing from the rear, for the noise of our assault upon the door had
+drawn attention in the interior of the prison, from which, however, no
+great number of assistants could on this dangerous night venture to
+absent themselves. What followed for the next few minutes hurried
+onwards, incident crowding upon incident, like the motions of a dream:
+--Manasseh, lying on the ground, yelled out, 'The bell! the bell!' to
+him who followed. The man understood, and made for the belfry-door
+attached to the chapel; upon which Pierpoint drew a pistol, and sent
+the bullet whizzing past his ear so truly, that fear made the man
+obedient to the counter-orders of Pierpoint for the moment. He paused
+and awaited the issue. In a moment had all cleared the wall, traversed
+the waste ground beyond it, lifted Agnes over the low railing, shaken
+hands with our benefactor Ratcliffe, and pushed onwards as rapidly as
+we were able to the little dark lane, a quarter of a mile distant,
+where had stood waiting for the last two hours a chaise-and-four.
+
+[Ratcliffe, before my story closes, I will pursue to the last of my
+acquaintance with him, according to the just claims of his services. He
+had privately whispered to me, as we went along, that he could speak to
+the innocence of that lady, pointing to my wife, better than anybody.
+He was the person whom (as then holding an office in the prison)
+Barratt had attempted to employ as agent in conveying any messages that
+he found it safe to send--obscurely hinting the terms on which he would
+desist from prosecution. Ratcliffe had at first undertaken the
+negotiation from mere levity of character. But when the story and the
+public interest spread, and after himself becoming deeply struck by the
+prisoner's affliction, beauty, and reputed innocence, he had pursued it
+only as a means of entrapping Barratt into such written communications
+and such private confessions of the truth as might have served Agnes
+effectually. He wanted the art, however, to disguise his purposes:
+Barratt came to suspect him violently, and feared his evidence so far,
+even for those imperfect and merely oral overtures which he had really
+sent through Ratcliffe--that on the very day of the trial, he, as was
+believed, though by another nominally, contrived that Ratcliffe should
+be arrested for debt; and, after harassing him with intricate forms of
+business, had finally caused him to be conveyed to prison. Ratcliffe
+was thus involved in his own troubles at the time; and afterwards
+supposed that, without written documents to support his evidence, he
+could not be of much service to the re-establisment of my wife's
+reputation. Six months after his services in the night-escape from the
+prison, I saw him, and pressed him to take the money so justly
+forfeited to him by Manasseh's perfidy. He would, however, be persuaded
+to take no more than paid his debts. A second and a third time his
+debts were paid by myself and Pierpoint. But the same habits of
+intemperance and dissolute pleasure which led him into these debts,
+finally ruined his constitution; and he died, though otherwise of a
+fine generous manly nature, a martyr to dissipation at the early age of
+twenty-nine. With respect to his prison confinement, it was so
+frequently recurring in his life, and was alleviated by so many
+indulgences, that he scarcely viewed it as a hardship: having once been
+an officer of the prison, and having thus formed connections with the
+whole official establishment, and done services to many of them, and
+being of so convivial a turn, he was, even as a prisoner, treated with
+distinction, and considered as a privileged son of the house.]
+
+It was just striking twelve o'clock as we entered the lane where the
+carriage was drawn up. Rain, about the profoundest I had ever
+witnessed, was falling. Though near to midsummer, the night had been
+unusually dark to begin with, and from the increasing rain had become
+much more so. We could see nothing; and at first we feared that some
+mistake had occurred as to the station of the carriage--in which case
+we might have sought for it vainly through the intricate labyrinth of
+the streets in that quarter. I first descried it by the light of a
+torch, reflected powerfully from the large eyes of the leaders. All was
+ready. Horse-keepers were at the horses' heads. The postilions were
+mounted; each door had the steps let down: Agnes was lifted in: Hannah
+and I followed: Pierpoint mounted his horse; and at the word--Oh! how
+strange a word!--'_All's right_,' the horses sprang off like leopards,
+a manner ill-suited to the slippery pavement of a narrow street. At
+that moment, but we valued it little indeed, we heard the prison-bell
+ringing out loud and clear. Thrice within the first three minutes we
+had to pull up suddenly, on the brink of formidable accidents, from the
+dangerous speed we maintained, and which, nevertheless, the driver had
+orders to maintain, as essential to our plan. All the stoppages and
+hinderances of every kind along the road had been anticipated
+previously, and met by contrivance, of one kind or other; and Pierpoint
+was constantly a little ahead of us to attend to anything that had been
+neglected. The consequence of these arrangements was--that no person
+along the road could possibly have assisted to trace us by any thing in
+our appearance: for we passed all objects at too flying a pace, and
+through darkness too profound, to allow of any one feature in our
+equipage being distinctly noticed. Ten miles out of town, a space which
+we traversed in forty-four minutes, a second relay of horses was ready;
+but we carried on the same postilions throughout. Six miles ahead of
+this distance we had a second relay; and with this set of horses, after
+pushing two miles further along the road, we crossed by a miserable
+lane five miles long, scarcely even a bridge road, into another of the
+great roads from the capital; and by thus crossing the country, we came
+back upon the city at a point far distant from that at which we left
+it. We had performed a distance of forty-two miles in three hours, and
+lost a fourth hour upon the wretched five miles of cross-road. It was,
+therefore, four o'clock, and broad daylight, when we drew near the
+suburbs of the city; but a most happy accident now favored us; a fog
+the most intense now prevailed; nobody could see an object six feet
+distant; we alighted in an uninhabited new-built street, plunged into
+the fog, thus confounding our traces to any observer. We then stepped
+into a hackney-coach which had been stationed at a little distance.
+Thence, according to our plan, we drove to a miserable quarter of the
+town, whither the poor only and the wretched resorted; mounted a gloomy
+dirty staircase, and, befriended by the fog, still growing thicker and
+thicker, and by the early hour of the morning, reached a house
+previously hired, which, if shocking to the eye and the imagination
+from its squalid appearance and its gloom, still was a home--a
+sanctuary--an asylum from treachery, from captivity, from persecution.
+Here Pierpoint for the present quitted us: and once more Agnes, Hannah,
+and I, the shattered members of a shattered family, were thus gathered
+together in a house of our own.
+
+Yes: once again, daughter of the hills, thou sleptst as heretofore in
+my encircling arms; but not again in that peace which crowned thy
+innocence in those days, and should have crowned it now. Through the
+whole of our flying journey, in some circumstances at its outset
+strikingly recalling to me that blessed one which followed our
+marriage, Agnes slept away unconscious of our movements. She slept
+through all that day and the following night; and I watched over her
+with as much jealousy of all that might disturb her, as a mother
+watches over her new-born baby; for I hoped, I fancied, that a long--
+long rest, a rest, a halcyon calm, a deep, deep Sabbath of security,
+might prove healing and medicinal. I thought wrong; her breathing
+became more disturbed, and sleep was now haunted by dreams; all of us,
+indeed, were agitated by dreams; the past pursued me, and the present,
+for high rewards had been advertised by Government to those who traced
+us; and though for the moment we were secure, because we never went
+abroad, and could not have been naturally sought in such a
+neighborhood, still that very circumstance would eventually operate
+against us. At length, every night I dreamed of our insecurity under a
+thousand forms; but more often by far my dreams turned upon our wrongs;
+wrath moved me rather than fear. Every night, for the greater part, I
+lay painfully and elaborately involved, by deep sense of wrong,
+
+ '--in long orations, which I pleaded
+ Before unjust tribunals.'
+ [Footnote: From a MS. poem of a great living Poet.]
+
+And for poor Agnes, her also did the remembrance of mighty wrongs
+occupy through vast worlds of sleep in the same way--though colored by
+that tenderness which belonged to her gentler nature. One dream in
+particular--a dream of sublime circumstances--she repeated to me so
+movingly, with a pathos so thrilling, that by some profound sympathy it
+transplanted itself to my own sleep, settled itself there, and is to
+this hour a part of the fixed dream scenery which revolves at intervals
+through my sleeping life. This it was:--She would hear a trumpet sound
+--though perhaps as having been the prelude to the solemn entry of the
+judges at a town which she had once visited in her childhood; other
+preparations would follow, and at last all the solemnities of a great
+trial would shape themselves and fall into settled images. The audience
+was assembled, the judges were arrayed, the court was set. The prisoner
+was cited. Inquest was made, witnesses were called; and false witnesses
+came tumultuously to the bar. Then again a trumpet was heard, but the
+trumpet of a mighty archangel; and then would roll away thick clouds
+and vapors. Again the audience, but another audience, was assembled;
+again the tribunal was established; again the court was set; but a
+tribunal and a court--how different to her! _That_ had been
+composed of men seeking indeed for truth, but themselves erring and
+fallible creatures; the witnesses had been full of lies, the judges of
+darkness. But here was a court composed of heavenly witnesses--here was
+a righteous tribunal--and then at last a judge that could not be
+deceived. The judge smote with his eye a person who sought to hide
+himself in the crowd; the guilty man stepped forward; the poor prisoner
+was called up to the presence of the mighty judge; suddenly the voice
+of a little child was heard ascending before her. Then the trumpet
+sounded once again; and then there were new heavens and a new earth;
+and her tears and her agitation (for she had seen her little Francis)
+awoke the poor palpitating dreamer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Two months passed on: nothing could possibly be done materially to
+raise the standard of those wretched accommodations which the house
+offered. The dilapidated walls, the mouldering plaster, the blackened
+mantel-pieces, the stained and polluted wainscots--what could be
+attempted to hide or to repair all this by those who durst not venture
+abroad? Yet whatever could be done, Hannah did; and, in the mean time,
+very soon indeed my Agnes ceased to see or to be offended by these
+objects. First of all her sight went from her; and nothing which
+appealed to that sense could ever more offend her. It is to me the one
+only consolation I have, that my presence and that of Hannah, with such
+innocent frauds as we concerted together, made her latter days pass in
+a heavenly calm, by persuading her that our security was absolute, and
+that all search after us had ceased, under a belief on the part of
+Government that we had gained the shelter of a foreign land. All this
+was a delusion; but it was a delusion--blessed be Heaven! which lasted
+exactly as long as her life, and was just commensurate with its
+necessity. I hurry over the final circumstances.
+
+There was fortunately now, even for me, no fear that the hand of any
+policeman or emissary of justice could effectually disturb the latter
+days of my wife; for, besides pistols always lying loaded in an inner
+room, there happened to be a long narrow passage on entering the house,
+which, by means of a blunderbuss, I could have swept effectually, and
+cleared many times over; and I know what to do in a last extremity.
+Just two months it was, to a day, since we had entered the house; and
+it happened that the medical attendant upon Agnes, who awakened no
+suspicion by his visits, had prescribed some opiate or anodyne which
+had not come; being dark early, for it was now September, I had
+ventured out to fetch it. In this I conceived there could be no danger.
+On my return I saw a man examining the fastenings of the door. He made
+no opposition to my entrance, nor seemed much to observe it--but I was
+disturbed. Two hours after, both Hannah and I heard a noise about the
+door, and voices in low conversation. It is remarkable that Agnes heard
+this also--so quick had grown her hearing. She was agitated, but was
+easily calmed; and at ten o'clock we were all in bed. The hand of Agnes
+was in mine; so only she felt herself in security. She had been
+restless for an hour, and talking at intervals in sleep. Once she
+certainly wakened, for she pressed her lips to mine. Two minutes after,
+I heard something in her breathing which did not please me. I rose
+hastily--brought a light--raised her head--two long, long gentle
+sighs, that scarcely moved the lips, were all that could be perceived.
+At that moment, at that very moment, Hannah called out to me that the
+door was surrounded. 'Open it!' I said; six men entered; Agnes it was
+they sought; I pointed to the bed; they advanced, gazed, and walked
+away in silence.
+
+After this I wandered about, caring little for life or its affairs, and
+roused only at times to think of vengeance upon all who had contributed
+to lay waste my happiness. In this pursuit, however, I was confounded
+as much by my own thoughts as by the difficulties of accomplishing my
+purpose. To assault and murder either of the two principal agents in
+this tragedy, what would it be, what other effect could it have, than
+to invest them with the character of injured and suffering people, and
+thus to attract a pity or a forgiveness at least to their persons which
+never otherwise could have illustrated their deaths? I remembered,
+indeed, the words of a sea-captain who had taken such vengeance as had
+offered at the moment upon his bitter enemy and persecutor (a young
+passenger on board his ship), who had informed against him at the
+Custom-house on his arrival in port, and had thus effected the
+confiscation of his ship, and the ruin of the captain's family. The
+vengeance, and it was all that circumstances allowed, consisted in
+coming behind the young man clandestinely and pushing him into the deep
+waters of the dock, when, being unable to swim, he perished by
+drowning. 'And the like,' said the captain, when musing on his trivial
+vengeance, 'and the like happens to many an honest sailor.' Yes,
+thought I, the captain was right. The momentary shock of a pistol-
+bullet--what is it? Perhaps it may save the wretch after all from the
+pangs of some lingering disease; and then again I shall have the
+character of a murderer, if known to have shot him; he will with many
+people have no such character, but at worst the character of a man too
+harsh (they will say), and possibly mistaken in protecting his
+property. And then, if not known as the man who shot him, where is the
+shadow even of vengeance? Strange it seemed to me, and passing strange,
+that I should be the person to urge arguments in behalf of letting this
+man escape. For at one time I had as certainly, as inexorably, doomed
+him as ever I took any resolution in my life. But the fact is, and I
+began to see it upon closer view, it is not easy by any means to take
+an adequate vengeance for any injury beyond a very trivial standard;
+and that with common magnanimity one does not care to avenge. Whilst I
+was in this mood of mind, still debating with myself whether I should
+or should not contaminate my hands with the blood of this monster, and
+still unable to shut my eyes upon one fact, viz. that my buried Agnes
+could above all things have urged me to abstain from such acts of
+violence, too evidently useless, listlessly and scarcely knowing what I
+was in quest of, I strayed by accident into a church where a venerable
+old man was preaching at the very moment I entered; he was either
+delivering as a text, or repeating in the course of his sermon, these
+words--'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord.' By some
+accident also he fixed his eyes upon me at the moment; and this
+concurrence with the subject then occupying my thoughts so much
+impressed me, that I determined very seriously to review my half-formed
+purposes of revenge; and well it was that I did so: for in that same
+week an explosion of popular fury brought the life of this wretched
+Barratt to a shocking termination, pretty much resembling the fate of
+the De Witts in Holland. And the consequences to me were such, and so
+full of all the consolation and indemnification which this world could
+give me, that I have often shuddered since then at the narrow escape I
+had had from myself intercepting this remarkable retribution. The
+villain had again been attempting to play off the same hellish scheme
+with a beautiful young rustic which had succeeded in the case of my
+ill-fated Agnes. But the young woman in this instance had a high, and,
+in fact, termagant spirit. Rustic as she was, she had been warned of
+the character of the man; everybody, in fact, was familiar with the
+recent tragedy. Either her lover or her brother happened to be waiting
+for her outside the window. He saw in part the very tricks in the act
+of perpetration by which some article or other, meant to be claimed as
+stolen property, was conveyed into a parcel she had incautiously laid
+down. He heard the charge against her made by Barratt, and seconded by
+his creatures--heard her appeal--sprang to her aid--dragged the ruffian
+into the street, when in less time than the tale could be told, and
+before the police (though tolerably alert) could effectually interpose
+for his rescue, the mob had so used or so abused the opportunity they
+had long wished for, that he remained the mere disfigured wreck of what
+had once been a man, rather than a creature with any resemblance to
+humanity. I myself heard the uproar at a distance, and the shouts and
+yells of savage exultation; they were sounds I shall never forget,
+though I did not at that time know them for what they were, or
+understood their meaning. The result, however, to me was something
+beyond this, and worthy to have been purchased with my heart's blood.
+Barratt still breathed; spite of his mutilations he could speak; he was
+rational. One only thing he demanded--it was that his dying confession
+might be taken. Two magistrates and a clergyman attended. He gave a
+list of those whom he had trepanned, and had failed to trepan, by his
+artifices and threats, into the sacrifice of their honor. He expired
+before the record was closed, but not before he had placed my wife's
+name in the latter list as the one whose injuries in his dying moments
+most appalled him. This confession on the following day went into the
+hands of the hostile minister, and my revenge was perfect.
+
+
+
+
+THE SPANISH NUN.
+
+
+Why is it that _Adventures_ are so generally repulsive to people of
+meditative minds? It is for the same reason that any other want of law,
+that any other anarchy is repulsive. Floating passively from action to
+action, as helplessly as a withered leaf surrendered to the breath of
+winds, the human spirit (out of which comes all grandeur of human
+motions) is exhibited in mere _Adventures_, as either entirely laid
+asleep, or as acting only by lower organs that regulate the _means_,
+whilst the _ends_ are derived from alien sources, and are imperiously
+predetermined. It is a case of exception, however, when even amongst
+such adventures the agent reacts upon his own difficulties and
+necessities by a temper of extraordinary courage, and a mind of
+premature decision. Further strength arises to such an exception, if
+the very moulding accidents of the life, if the very external coercions
+are themselves unusually romantic. They may thus gain a separate
+interest of their own. And, lastly, the whole is locked into validity
+of interest, even for the psychological philosopher, by complete
+authentication of its truth. In the case now brought before him, the
+reader must not doubt; for no memoir exists, or personal biography,
+that is so trebly authenticated by proofs and attestations direct and
+collateral. From the archives of the Royal Marine at Seville, from the
+autobiography or the heroine, from contemporary chronicles, and from
+several official sources scattered in and out of Spain, some of them
+ecclesiastical, the amplest proofs have been drawn, and may yet be
+greatly extended, of the extraordinary events here recorded. M. de
+Ferrer, a Spaniard of much research, and originally incredulous as to
+the facts, published about seventeen years ago a selection from the
+leading documents, accompanied by his _palinode_ as to their accuracy.
+His materials have been since used for the basis of more than one
+narrative, not inaccurate, in French, German and Spanish journals of
+high authority. It is seldom the case that French writers err by
+prolixity. They _have_ done so in this case. The present narrative,
+which contains no sentence derived from any foreign one, has the great
+advantage of close compression; my own pages, after equating the size,
+being as 1 to 3 of the shortest continental form. In the mode of
+narration, I am vain enough to flatter myself that the reader will find
+little reason to hesitate between us. Mine at least, weary nobody;
+which is more than can be always said for the continental versions.
+
+On a night in the year 1592, (but which night is a secret liable to 365
+answers,) a Spanish '_son of somebody_,' [Footnote: _i.e._ 'Hidalgo']
+in the fortified town of St. Sebastian, received the disagreeable
+intelligence from a nurse, that his wife had just presented him with a
+daughter. No present that the poor misjudging lady could possibly have
+made him was so entirely useless for any purpose of his. He had three
+daughters already, which happened to be more by 2+1 than _his_
+reckoning assumed as a reasonable allowance of daughters. A
+supernumerary son might have been stowed away; but daughters in excess
+were the very nuisance of Spain. He did, therefore, what in such cases
+every proud and lazy Spanish gentleman was apt to do--he wrapped the
+new little daughter, odious to his paternal eyes, in a pocket
+handkerchief; and then, wrapping up his own throat with a good deal
+more care, off he bolted to the neighboring convent of St. Sebastian,
+not merely of that city, but also (amongst several convents) the one
+dedicated to that saint. It is well that in this quarrelsome world we
+quarrel furiously about tastes; since agreeing too closely about the
+objects to be liked and appropriated would breed much more fighting
+than is bred by disagreeing. That little human tadpole, which the old
+toad of a father would not suffer to stay ten minutes in his house,
+proved as welcome at the nunnery of St. Sebastian as she was odious
+elsewhere. The superior of the convent was aunt, by the mother's side,
+to the new-born stranger. She, therefore, kissed and blessed the little
+lady. The poor nuns, who were never to have any babies of their own,
+and were languishing for some amusement, perfectly doated on this
+prospect of a wee pet. The superior thanked the hidalgo for his very
+splendid present. The nuns thanked him each and all; until the old
+crocodile actually began to cry and whimper sentimentally at what he
+now perceived to be excess of munificence in himself. Munificence,
+indeed, he remarked, was his foible next after parental tenderness.
+
+What a luxury it is sometimes to a cynic that there go two words to a
+bargain. In the convent of St. Sebastian all was gratitude; gratitude
+(as aforesaid) to the hidalgo from all the convent for his present,
+until at last the hidalgo began to express gratitude to _them_ for
+their gratitude to _him_. Then came a rolling fire of thanks to
+St. Sebastian; from the superior, for sending a future saint; from the
+nuns, for sending such a love of a plaything; and, finally, from papa,
+for sending such substantial board and well-bolted lodgings, 'from
+which,' said the malicious old fellow, 'my pussy will never find her
+way out to a thorny and dangerous world.' Won't she? I suspect, son of
+somebody, that the next time you see 'pussy,' which may happen to be
+also the last, will not be in a convent of any kind. At present, whilst
+this general rendering of thanks was going on, one person only took no
+part in them. That person was 'pussy,' whose little figure lay quietly
+stretched out in the arms of a smiling young nun, with eyes nearly
+shut, yet peering a little at the candles. Pussy said nothing. It's of
+no great use to say much, when all the world is against you. But if St.
+Sebastian had enabled her to speak out the whole truth, pussy
+_would_ have said: 'So, Mr. Hidalgo, you have been engaging
+lodgings for me; lodgings for life. Wait a little. We'll try that
+question, when my claws are grown a little longer.'
+
+Disappointment, therefore, was gathering ahead. But for the present
+there was nothing of the kind. That noble old crocodile, papa, was not
+in the least disappointed as regarded _his_ expectation of having
+no anxiety to waste, and no money to pay, on account of his youngest
+daughter. He insisted on his right to forget her; and in a week
+_had_ forgotten her, never to think of her again but once. The
+lady superior, as regarded _her_ demands, was equally content, and
+through a course of several years; for, as often as she asked pussy if
+she would be a saint, pussy replied that she would, if saints were
+allowed plenty of sweetmeats. But least of all were the nuns
+disappointed. Everything that they had fancied possible in a human
+plaything fell short of what pussy realized in racketing, racing, and
+eternal plots against the peace of the elder nuns. No fox ever kept a
+hen-roost in such alarm as pussy kept the dormitory of the senior
+sisters; whilst the younger ladies were run off their legs by the
+eternal wiles, and had their chapel gravity discomposed, even in
+chapel, by the eternal antics of this privileged little kitten.
+
+The kitten had long ago received a baptismal name, which was Kitty;
+this is Catharine, or Kate, or _Hispanice_ Catalina. It was a good
+name, as it recalled her original name of pussy. And, by the way, she
+had also an ancient and honorable surname, viz., _De Erauso_, which is
+to this day a name rooted in Biscay. Her father, the _hidalgo_, was a
+military officer in the Spanish service, and had little care whether
+his kitten should turn out a wolf or a lamb, having made over the fee
+simple of his own interest in the little Kate to St. Sebastian, 'to
+have and to hold,' so long as Kate should keep her hold of this present
+life. Kate had no apparent intention to let slip that hold, for she was
+blooming as a rose-bush in June, tall and strong as a young cedar. Yet,
+notwithstanding this robust health and the strength of the convent
+walls, the time was drawing near when St. Sebastian's lease in Kate
+must, in legal phrase, 'determine;' and any _chateaux en Espagne_, that
+the Saint might have built on the cloisteral fidelity of his pet
+Catalina, must suddenly give way in one hour, like many other vanities
+in our own days of Spanish bonds and promises. After reaching her tenth
+year, Catalina became thoughtful, and not very docile. At times she was
+even headstrong and turbulent, so that the gentle sisterhood of St.
+Sebastian, who had no other pet or plaything in the world, began to
+weep in secret--fearing that they might have been rearing by mistake
+some future tigress--for as to infancy, _that_, you know, is playful
+and innocent even in the cubs of a tigress. But _there_ the ladies were
+going too far. Catalina was impetuous and aspiring, but not cruel. She
+was gentle, if people would let her be so. But woe to those that took
+liberties with _her_! A female servant of the convent, in some
+authority, one day, in passing up the aisle to matins, _wilfully_ gave
+Kate a push; and in return, Kate, who never left her debts in arrear,
+gave the servant for a keepsake a look which that servant carried with
+her in fearful remembrance to her grave. It seemed as if Kate had
+tropic blood in her veins, that continually called her away to the
+tropics. It was all the fault of that 'blue rejoicing sky,' of those
+purple Biscayan mountains, of that tumultuous ocean, which she beheld
+daily from the nunnery gardens. Or, if only half of it was _their_
+fault, the other half lay in those golden tales, streaming upwards even
+into the sanctuaries of convents, like morning mists touched by
+earliest sunlight, of kingdoms overshadowing a new world which had been
+founded by her kinsmen with the simple aid of a horse and a lance. The
+reader is to remember that this is no romance, or at least no fiction,
+that he is reading; and it is proper to remind the reader of real
+romances in Ariosto or our own Spenser, that such martial ladies as the
+_Marfisa_, or _Bradamant_ of the first, and _Britomart_ of the other,
+were really not the improbabilities that modern society imagines. Many
+a stout man, as you will soon see, found that Kate, with a sabre in
+hand, and well mounted, was but too serious a fact.
+
+The day is come--the evening is come--when our poor Kate, that had for
+fifteen years been so tenderly rocked in the arms of St. Sebastian and
+his daughters, and that henceforth shall hardly find a breathing space
+between eternal storms, must see her peaceful cell, must see the holy
+chapel, for the last time. It was at vespers, it was during the
+chanting of the vesper service, that she finally read the secret signal
+for her departure, which long she had been looking for. It happened
+that her aunt, the Lady Principal, had forgotten her breviary. As this
+was in a private 'scrutoire, she did not choose to send a servant for
+it, but gave the key to her niece. The niece, on opening the
+'scrutoire, saw, with that rapidity of eye-glance for the one thing
+needed in any great emergency, which ever attended her through life,
+that _now_ was the moment for an attempt which, if neglected,
+might never return. There lay the total keys, in one massive
+_trousseau_, of that fortress impregnable even to armies from
+without. Saint Sebastian! do you see what your pet is going to do? And
+do it she will, as sure as your name is St. Sebastian. Kate went back
+to her aunt with the breviary and the key; but taking good care to
+leave that awful door, on whose hinge revolved her whole life,
+unlocked. Delivering the two articles to the Superior, she complained
+of a headache--[Ah, Kate! what did you know of headaches, except now
+and then afterwards from a stray bullet, or so?]--upon which her aunt,
+kissing her forehead, dismissed her to bed. Now, then, through three-
+fourths of an hour Kate will have free elbow-room for unanchoring her
+boat, for unshipping her oars, and for pulling ahead right out of St.
+Sebastian's cove into the main ocean of life.
+
+Catalina, the reader is to understand, does not belong to the class of
+persons in whom chiefly I pretend to an interest. But everywhere one
+loves energy and indomitable courage. I, for my part, admire not, by
+preference, anything that points to this world. It is the child of
+reverie and profounder sensibility who turns _away_ from the world as
+hateful and insufficient, that engages _my_ interest: whereas Catalina
+was the very model of the class fitted for facing this world, and who
+express their love to it by fighting with it and kicking it from year
+to year. But, always, what is best in its kind one admires, even though
+the kind be disagreeable. Kate's advantages for her _role_ in this life
+lay in four things, viz., in a well-built person, and a particularly
+strong wrist; 2d, in a heart that nothing could appal; 3d, in a
+sagacious head, never drawn aside from the _hoc age_ [from the instant
+question of life] by any weakness of imagination; 4th, in a tolerably
+thick skin--not literally, for she was fair and blooming, and decidedly
+handsome, having such a skin as became a young woman of family in
+northernmost Spain. But her sensibilities were obtuse as regarded
+_some_ modes of delicacy, _some_ modes of equity, _some_ modes of the
+world's opinion, and _all_ modes whatever of personal hardship. Lay a
+stress on that word _some_--for, as to delicacy, she never lost sight
+of the kind which peculiarly concerns her sex. Long afterwards she told
+the Pope himself, when confessing without disguise her sad and infinite
+wanderings to the paternal old man (and I feel convinced of her
+veracity), that in this respect, even then, at middle age, she was as
+pure as is a child. And, as to equity, it was only that she substituted
+the equity of camps for the polished (but often more iniquitous) equity
+of courts and towns. As to the third item--the world's opinion--I don't
+know that you need lay a stress on _some_; for, generally speaking,
+_all_ that the world did, said, or thought, was alike contemptible in
+her eyes, in which, perhaps, she was not so _very_ far wrong. I must
+add, though at the cost of interrupting the story by two or three more
+sentences, that Catalina had also a fifth advantage, which sounds
+humbly, but is really of use in a world, where even to fold and seal a
+letter adroitly is not the least of accomplishments. She was a _handy_
+girl. She could turn her hand to anything, of which I will give you two
+memorable instances. Was there ever a girl in this world but herself
+that cheated and snapped her fingers at that awful Inquisition, which
+brooded over the convents of Spain, that did this without collusion
+from outside, trusting to nobody, but to herself, and what? to one
+needle, two hanks of thread, and a very inferior pair of scissors? For,
+that the scissors were bad, though Kate does not say so in her memoirs,
+I knew by an _a priori_ argument, viz., because _all_ scissors were bad
+in the year 1607. Now, say all decent logicians, from a universal to a
+particular _valet consequentia_, _all_ scissors were bad: _ergo_,
+_some_ scissors were bad. The second instance of her handiness will
+surprise you even more:--She once stood upon a scaffold, under sentence
+of death--[but, understand, on the evidence of false witnesses]. Jack
+Ketch was absolutely tying the knot under her ear, and the shameful man
+of ropes fumbled so deplorably, that Kate (who by much nautical
+experience had learned from another sort of 'Jack' how a knot _should_
+be tied in this world,) lost all patience with the contemptible artist,
+told him she was ashamed of him, took the rope out of his hand, and
+tied the knot irreproachably herself. The crowd saluted her with a
+festal roll, long and loud, of _vivas_; and this word _viva_ of good
+augury--but stop; let me not anticipate.
+
+From this sketch of Catalina's character, the reader is prepared to
+understand the decision of her present proceeding. She had no time to
+lose: the twilight favored her; but she must get under hiding before
+pursuit commenced. Consequently she lost not one of her forty-five
+minutes in picking and choosing. No _shilly-shally_ in Kate. She
+saw with the eyeball of an eagle what was indispensable. Some little
+money perhaps to pay the first toll-bar of life: so, out of four
+shillings in Aunty's purse, she took one. You can't say _that_ was
+exorbitant. Which of us wouldn't subscribe a shilling for poor Katy to
+put into the first trouser pockets that ever she will wear? I remember
+even yet, as a personal experience, that when first arrayed, at four
+years old, in nankeen trousers, though still so far retaining
+hermaphrodite relations of dress as to wear a petticoat above my
+trousers, all my female friends (because they pitied me, as one that
+had suffered from years of ague) filled my pockets with half-crowns, of
+which I can render no account at this day. But what were my poor
+pretensions by the side of Kate's? Kate was a fine blooming girl of
+fifteen, with no touch of ague, and, before the next sun rises, Kate
+shall draw on her first trousers, and made by her own hand; and, that
+she may do so, of all the valuables in Aunty's repository she takes
+nothing beside the shilling, _quantum sufficit_ of thread, one
+stout needle, and (as I told you before, if you would please to
+remember things) one bad pair of scissors. Now she was ready; ready to
+cast off St. Sebastian's towing-rope; ready to cut and run for port
+anywhere. The finishing touch of her preparations was to pick out the
+proper keys: even there she showed the same discretion. She did do no
+gratuitous mischief. She did not take the wine-cellar key, which would
+have irritated the good father confessor; she took those keys only that
+belonged to _her_, if ever keys did; for they were the keys that
+locked her out from her natural birthright of liberty. 'Show me,' says
+the Romish Casuist, 'her right in law to let herself out of that
+nunnery.' 'Show us,' we reply, '_your_ right to lock her in.'
+
+Right or wrong, however, in strict casuistry, Kate was resolved to let
+herself out; and _did_ so; and, for fear any man should creep in whilst
+vespers lasted, and steal the kitchen grate, she locked her old friends
+_in_. Then she sought a shelter. The air was not cold. She hurried into
+a chestnut wood, and upon withered leaves slept till dawn. Spanish diet
+and youth leaves the digestion undisordered, and the slumbers light.
+When the lark rose, up rose Catalina. No time to lose, for she was
+still in the dress of a nun, and liable to be arrested by any man in
+Spain. With her _armed_ finger, [aye, by the way, I forgot the thimble;
+but Kate did _not_]--she set to work upon her amply-embroidered
+petticoat. She turned it wrong side out; and with the magic that only
+female hands possess, she had soon sketched and finished a dashing pair
+of Wellington trousers. All other changes were made according to the
+materials she possessed, and quite sufficiently to disguise the two
+main perils--her sex, and her monastic dedication. What was she to do
+next. Speaking of Wellington trousers would remind _us_, but could
+hardly remind _her_, of Vittoria, where she dimly had heard of some
+maternal relative. To Vittoria, therefore, she bent her course; and,
+like the Duke of Wellington, but arriving more than two centuries
+earlier, [though _he_ too is an early riser,] she gained a great
+victory at that place. She had made a two days' march, baggage far in
+the rear, and no provisions but wild berries; she depended for anything
+better, as light-heartedly as the Duke, upon attacking, sword in hand,
+storming her dear friend's entrenchments, and effecting a lodgment in
+his breakfast-room, should he happen to have one. This amiable
+relative, an elderly man, had but one foible, or perhaps one virtue in
+this world; but _that_ he had in perfection,--it was pedantry. On that
+hint Catalina spoke: she knew by heart, from the services of the
+convent, a few Latin phrases. Latin!--Oh, but _that_ was charming; and
+in one so young! The grave Don owned the soft impeachment; relented at
+once, and clasped the hopeful young gentleman in the Wellington
+trousers to his _uncular_ and rather angular breast. In this house the
+yarn of life was of a mingled quality. The table was good, but that was
+exactly what Kate cared little about. The amusement was of the worst
+kind. It consisted chiefly in conjugating Latin verbs, especially such
+as were obstinately irregular. To show him a withered frost-bitten
+verb, that wanted its preterite, wanted its supines, wanted, in fact,
+everything in this world, fruits or blossoms, that make a verb
+desirable, was to earn the Don's gratitude for life. All day long he
+was marching and countermarching his favorite brigades of verbs--verbs
+frequentative, verbs inceptive, verbs desiderative--horse, foot, and
+artillery; changing front, advancing from the rear, throwing out
+skirmishing parties, until Kate, not given to faint, must have thought
+of such a resource, as once in her life she had thought so seasonably
+of a vesper headache. This was really worse than St. Sebastian's. It
+reminds one of a French gayety in Thiebault or some such author, who
+describes a rustic party, under equal despair, as employing themselves
+in conjugating the verb _s'ennuyer,--Je m'ennuie, tu t'ennuies, il
+s'ennuit; nous nous ennuyons_, &c.; thence to the imperfect--_Je
+m'ennuyois, tu t'ennuyois_, &c.; thence to the imperative--_Qu'il
+s'ennuye_, &c.; and so on through the whole melancholy conjugation.
+Now, you know, when the time comes that, _nous nous ennuyons_, the best
+course is, to part. Kate saw _that_; and she walked off from the Don's
+[of whose amorous passion for defective verbs one would have wished to
+know the catastrophe], and took from his mantel-piece rather move
+silver than she had levied on her aunt. But the Don also was a
+relative; and really he owed her a small cheque on his banker for
+turning out on his field-days. A man, if he _is_ a kinsman, has no
+right to bore one _gratis_.
+
+From Vittoria, Kate was guided by a carrier to Valladolid. Luckily, as
+it seemed at first, but it made little difference in the end, here, at
+Valladolid, were the King and his Court. Consequently, there was plenty
+of regiments and plenty of regimental bands. Attracted by one of these,
+Catalina was quietly listening to the music, when some street ruffians,
+in derision of the gay colors and the form of her forest-made costume--
+[rascals! one would like to have seen what sort of trousers _they_
+would have made with no better scissors!]--began to pelt her with
+stones. Ah, my friends, of the genus _blackguard_, you little know
+who it is that you are selecting for experiments. This is the one
+creature of fifteen in all Spain, be the other male or female, whom
+nature, and temper, and provocation have qualified for taking the
+conceit out of you. This she very soon did, laying open a head or two
+with a sharp stone, and letting out rather too little than too much of
+bad Valladolid blood. But mark the constant villany of this world.
+Certain Alguazils--very like some other Alguazils that I know nearer
+home--having stood by quietly to see the friendless stranger insulted
+and assaulted, now felt it their duty to apprehend the poor nun for
+murderous violence: and had there been such a thing as a treadmill in
+Valladolid, Kate was booked for a place on it without further inquiry.
+Luckily, injustice does not _always_ prosper. A gallant young
+cavalier, who had witnessed from his windows the whole affair, had seen
+the provocation, and admired Catalina's behavior--equally patient at
+first and bold at last--hastened into the street, pursued the officers,
+forced them to release their prisoner, upon stating the circumstances
+of the case, and instantly offered Catalina a situation amongst his
+retinue. He was a man of birth and fortune; and the place offered, that
+of an honorary page, not being at all degrading even to a 'daughter of
+somebody,' was cheerfully accepted. Here Catalina spent a happy month.
+She was now splendidly dressed in dark blue velvet, by a tailor that
+did not work within the gloom of a chestnut forest. She and the young
+cavalier, Don Francisco de Cardenas, were mutually pleased, and had
+mutual confidence. All went well--when one evening, but, luckily, not
+until the sun had been set so long as to make all things indistinct,
+who should march into the ante-chamber of the cavalier but that sublime
+of crocodiles, _Papa_, that we lost sight of fifteen years ago,
+and shall never see again after this night. He had his crocodile tears
+all ready for use, in working order, like a good industrious fire-
+engine. It was absolutely to Catalina herself that he advanced; whom,
+for many reasons, he could not be supposed to recognise--lapse of
+years, male attire, twilight, were all against him. Still, she might
+have the family countenance; and Kate thought he looked with a
+suspicious scrutiny into her face, as he inquired for the young Don. To
+avert her own face, to announce him to Don Francisco, to wish him on
+the shores of that ancient river for crocodiles, the Nile, furnished
+but one moment's work to the active Catalina. She lingered, however, as
+her place entitled her to do, at the door of the audience chamber. She
+guessed already, but in a moment she _heard_ from papa's lips what
+was the nature of his errand. His daughter Catharine, he informed the
+Don, had eloped from the convent of St. Sebastian, a place rich in
+delight. Then he laid open the unparalleled ingratitude of such a step.
+Oh, the unseen treasure that had been spent upon that girl! Oh, the
+untold sums of money that he had sunk in that unhappy speculation! The
+nights of sleeplessness suffered during her infancy! The fifteen years
+of solicitude thrown away in schemes for her improvement! It would have
+moved the heart of a stone. The _hidalgo_ wept copiously at his
+own pathos. And to such a height of grandeur had he carried his Spanish
+sense of the sublime, that he disdained to mention the pocket-
+handkerchief which he had left at St. Sebastian's fifteen years ago, by
+way of envelope for 'pussy,' and which, to the best of pussy's
+knowledge, was the one sole memorandum of papa ever heard of at St.
+Sebastian's. Pussy, however, saw no use in revising and correcting the
+text of papa's remembrances. She showed her usual prudence, and her
+usual incomparable decision. It did not appear, as yet, that she would
+be reclaimed, or was at all suspected for the fugitive by her father.
+For it is an instance of that singular fatality which pursued Catalina
+through life, that, to her own astonishment, (as she now collected from
+her father's conference,) nobody had traced her to Valladolid, nor had
+her father's visit any connection with suspicious travelling in that
+direction. The case was quite different. Strangely enough, her street
+row had thrown her into the one sole household in all Spain that had an
+official connection with St. Sebastian's. That convent had been founded
+by the young cavalier's family; and, according to the usage of Spain,
+the young man (as present representative of his house) was the
+responsible protector of the establishment. It was not to the Don, as
+harborer of his daughter, but to the Don, as _ex officio_ visitor
+of the convent, that the hidalgo was appealing. Probably Kate might
+have staid safely some time longer. Yet, again, this would but have
+multiplied the clues for tracing her; and, finally, she would too
+probably have been discovered; after which, with all his youthful
+generosity, the poor Don could not have protected her. Too terrific was
+the vengeance that awaited an abettor of any fugitive nun; but, above
+all, if such a crime were perpetrated by an official mandatory of the
+church. Yet, again, so far it was the more hazardous course to abscond,
+that it almost revealed her to the young Don as the missing daughter.
+Still, if it really _had_ that effect, nothing at present obliged
+him to pursue her, as might have been the case a few weeks later. Kate
+argued (I dare say) rightly, as she always did. Her prudence whispered
+eternally, that safety there was none for her, until she had laid the
+Atlantic between herself and St. Sebastian's. Life was to be for
+_her_ a Bay of Biscay; and it was odds but she had first embarked
+upon this billowy life from the literal Bay of Biscay. Chance ordered
+otherwise. Or, as a Frenchman says with eloquent ingenuity, in
+connection with this story, 'Chance is but the _pseudonyme_ of God
+for those particular cases which he does not subscribe openly with his
+own sign manual.' She crept up stairs to her bed-room. Simple are the
+travelling preparations of those that, possessing nothing, have no
+imperials to pack. She had Juvenal's qualification for carolling gaily
+through a forest full of robbers; for she had nothing to lose but a
+change of linen, that rode easily enough under her left arm, leaving
+the right free for answering any questions of impertinent customers. As
+she crept down stairs, she heard the Crocodile still weeping forth his
+sorrows to the pensive ear of twilight, and to the sympathetic Don
+Francisco. Now, it would not have been filial or lady-like for Kate to
+do what I am going to suggest; but what a pity that some gay brother
+page had not been there to turn aside into the room, armed with a
+roasted potato, and, taking a sportsman's aim, to have lodged it in the
+Crocodile's abominable mouth. Yet, what an anachronism! There
+_were_ no roasted potatoes in Spain at that date, and very few in
+England. But anger drives a man to say anything.
+
+Catalina had seen her last of friends and enemies in Valladolid. Short
+was her time there; but she had improved it so far as to make a few of
+both. There was an eye or two in Valladolid that would have glared with
+malice upon her, had she been seen by _all_ eyes in that city, as
+she tripped through the streets in the dusk; and eyes there were that
+would have softened into tears, had they seen the desolate condition of
+the child, or in vision had seen the struggles that were before her.
+But what's the use of wasting tears upon our Kate? Wait till to-morrow
+morning at sunrise, and see if she is particularly in need of pity.
+What now should a young lady do--I propose it as a subject for a prize
+essay--that finds herself in Valladolid at nighfall, having no letters
+of introduction, not aware of any reason great or small for preferring
+any street in general, except so far as she knows of some reason for
+avoiding one or two streets in particular? The great problem I have
+stated, Kate investigated as she went along; and she solved it with the
+accuracy with which she ever applied to _practical_ exigencies.
+Her conclusion was--that the best door to knock at in such a case was
+the door where there was no need to knock at all, as being unfastened,
+and open to all comers. For she argued that within such a door there
+would be nothing to steal, so that, at least, you could not be mistaken
+in the ark for a thief. Then, as to stealing from _her_, they
+might do that if they could.
+
+Upon these principles, which hostile critics will in vain endeavor to
+undermine, she laid her hand upon what seemed a rude stable door. Such
+it proved. There was an empty cart inside, certainly there was, but you
+couldn't take _that_ away in your pocket; and there were five
+loads of straw, but then of those a lady could take no more than her
+_reticule_ would carry, which perhaps was allowed by the courtesy
+of Spain. So Kate was right as to the difficulty of being challenged
+for a thief. Closing the door as gently as she had opened it, she
+dropped her person, dressed as she was, upon the nearest heap of straw.
+Some ten feet further were lying two muleteers, honest and happy
+enough, as compared with the lords of the bed-chamber then in
+Valladolid: but still gross men, carnally deaf from eating garlic and
+onions, and other horrible substances. Accordingly, they never heard
+her, nor were aware, until dawn, that such a blooming person existed.
+But she was aware of _them_, and of their conversation. They were
+talking of an expedition for America, on the point of sailing under Don
+Ferdinand de Cordova. It was to sail from some Andalusian port. That
+was the very thing for _her_. At daylight she woke, and jumped up,
+needing no more toilet than the birds that already were singing in the
+gardens, or than the two muleteers, who, good, honest fellows, saluted
+the handsome boy kindly--thinking no ill at his making free with
+_their_ straw, though no leave had been asked.
+
+With these philo-garlic men Kate took her departure. The morning was
+divine: and leaving Valladolid with the transports that befitted such a
+golden dawn, feeling also already, in the very obscurity of her exit,
+the pledge of her escape; she cared no longer for the Crocodile, or for
+St. Sebastian, or (in the way of fear) for the protector of St.
+Sebastian, though of _him_ she thought with some tenderness; so
+deep is the remembrance of kindness mixed with justice. Andalusia she
+reached rather slowly; but many months before she was sixteen years
+old, and quite in time for the expedition. St. Lucar being the port of
+rendezvous for the Peruvian expedition, thither she went. All comers
+were welcome on board the fleet; much more a fine young fellow like
+Kate. She was at once engaged as a mate; and _her_ ship, in
+particular, after doubling Cape Horn without loss, made the coast of
+Peru. Paita was the port of her destination. Very near to this port
+they were, when a storm threw them upon a coral reef. There was little
+hope of the ship from the first, for she was unmanageable, and was not
+expected to hold together for twenty-four hours. In this condition,
+with death before their faces, mark what Kate did; and please to
+remember it for her benefit, when she does any other little thing that
+angers you. The crew lowered the long-boat. Vainly the captain
+protested against this disloyal desertion of a king's ship, which might
+yet perhaps be run on shore, so as to save the stores. All the crew, to
+a man, deserted the captain. You may say _that_ literally; for the
+single exception was _not_ a man, being our bold-hearted Kate. She
+was the only sailor that refused to leave her captain, or the king of
+Spain's ship. The rest pulled away for the shore, and with fair hopes
+of reaching it. But one half-hour told another tale: just about that
+time came a broad sheet of lightning, which, through the darkness of
+evening, revealed the boat in the very act of mounting like a horse
+upon an inner reef, instantly filling, and throwing out the crew, every
+man of whom disappeared amongst the breakers. The night which succeeded
+was gloomy for both the representatives of his Catholic Majesty. It
+cannot be denied by the greatest of philosophers, that the muleteer's
+stable at Valladolid was worth twenty such ships, though the stable was
+_not_ insured against fire, and the ship _was_ insured against the sea
+and the wind by some fellow that thought very little of his
+engagements. But what's the use of sitting down to cry? That was never
+any trick of Catalina's. By daybreak, she was at work with an axe
+in her hand. I knew it, before ever I came to this place, in her
+memoirs. I felt, as sure as if I had read it, that when day broke, we
+should find Kate hard at work. Thimble or axe, trousers or raft, all
+one to _her_.
+
+The Captain, though true to his duty, seems to have desponded. He gave
+no help towards the raft. Signs were speaking, however, pretty loudly
+that he must do something; for notice to quit was now served pretty
+liberally. Kate's raft was ready; and she encouraged the captain to
+think that it would give both of them something to hold by in swimming,
+if not even carry double. At this moment, when all was waiting for a
+start, and the ship herself was waiting for a final lurch, to say
+_Good-bye_ to the King of Spain, Kate went and did a thing which
+some misjudging people will object to. She knew of a box laden with
+gold coins, reputed to be the King of Spain's, and meant for
+contingencies in the voyage out. This she smashed open with her axe,
+and took a sum equal to one hundred guineas English; which, having well
+secured in a pillow-case, she then lashed firmly to the raft. Now this,
+you know, though not _flotsam_, because it would not float, was
+certainly, by maritime law, '_jetsom_.' It would be the idlest of
+scruples to fancy that the sea or a shark had a better right to it than
+a philosopher, or a splendid girl who showed herself capable of writing
+a very fair 8vo, to say nothing of her decapitating in battle several
+of the king's enemies, and recovering the king's banner. No sane
+moralist would hesitate to do the same thing under the same
+circumstances, on board an English vessel, though the First Lord of the
+Admiralty should be looking on. The raft was now thrown into the sea.
+Kate jumped after it, and then entreated the captain to follow her. He
+attempted it; but, wanting her youthful agility, he struck his head
+against a spar, and sank like lead, giving notice below that his ship
+was coming. Kate mounted the raft, and was gradually washed ashore, but
+so exhausted, as to have lost all recollection. She lay for hours until
+the warmth of the sun revived her. On sitting up, she saw a desolate
+shore stretching both ways--nothing to eat, nothing to drink, but
+fortunately the raft and the money had been thrown near her; none of
+the lashings having given way--only what is the use of a guinea amongst
+tangle and sea-gulls? The money she distributed amongst her pockets,
+and soon found strength to rise and march forward. But which _was_
+forward? and which backward? She knew by the conversation of the
+sailors that Paita must be in the neighborhood; and Paita, being a
+port, could not be in the inside of Peru, but, of course, somewhere on
+its outside--and the outside of a maritime land must be the shore; so
+that, if she kept the shore, and went far enough, she could not fail of
+hitting her foot against Paita at last, in the very darkest night,
+provided only she could first find out which was _up_ and which
+was _down_; else she might walk her shoes off, and find herself
+six thousand miles in the wrong. Here was an awkward case, all for want
+of a guide-post. Still, when one thinks of Kate's prosperous horoscope,
+that after so long a voyage, _she_ only, out of the total crew,
+was thrown on the American shore, with one hundred and five pounds in
+her purse of clear gain on the voyage, a conviction arises that she
+_could_ not guess wrongly. She might have tossed up, having coins
+in her pocket, _heads or tails_? but this kind of sortilege was
+then coming to be thought irreligious in Christendom, as a Jewish and a
+Heathen mode of questioning the dark future. She simply guessed,
+therefore; and very soon a thing happened which, though adding nothing
+to strengthen her guess as a true one, did much to sweeten it if it
+should prove a false one. On turning a point of the shore, she came
+upon a barrel of biscuit washed ashore from the ship. Biscuit is about
+the best thing I know, but it is the soonest spoiled; and one would
+like to hear counsel on one puzzling point, why it is that a touch of
+water utterly ruins it, taking its life, and leaving a _caput
+mortuum_ corpse! Upon this _caput_ Kate breakfasted, though
+_her_ case was worse than mine; for any water that ever plagued
+_me_ was always fresh; now _hers_ was a present from the
+Pacific ocean. She, that was always prudent, packed up some of the
+Catholic king's biscuit, as she had previously packed up far too little
+of his gold. But in such cases a most delicate question occurs,
+pressing equally on medicine and algebra. It is this: if you pack up
+too much, then, by this extra burthen of salt provisions, you may
+retard for days your arrival at fresh provisions; on the other hand, if
+you pack up too little, you may never arrive at all. Catalina hit the
+_juste milieu;_ and about twilight on the second day, she found
+herself entering Paita, without having had to swim any river in her
+walk.
+
+The first thing, in such a case of distress, which a young lady does,
+even if she happens to be a young gentleman, is to beautify her dress.
+Kate always attended to _that_, as we know, having overlooked her
+in the chestnut wood. The man she sent for was not properly a tailor,
+but one who employed tailors, he himself furnishing the materials. His
+name was Urquiza, a fact of very little importance to us in 1847, if it
+had stood only at the head and foot of Kate's little account. But
+unhappily for Kate's _début_ on this vast American stage, the case
+was otherwise. Mr. Urquiza had the misfortune (equally common in the
+old world and the new) of being a knave; and also a showy specious
+knave. Kate, who had prospered under sea allowances of biscuit and
+hardship, was now expanding in proportions. With very little vanity or
+consciousness on that head, she now displayed a really fine person;
+and, when drest anew in the way that became a young officer in the
+Spanish service, she looked [Footnote: _'She looked,' etc_. If
+ever the reader should visit Aix-la-Chapelle, he will probably feel
+interest enough in the poor, wild impassioned girl, to look out for a
+picture of her in that city, and the only one known _certainly_ to
+be authentic. It is in the collection of Mr. Sempeller. For some time
+it was supposed that the best (if not the only) portrait of her lurked
+somewhere in Italy. Since the discovery of the picture at Aix-la-
+Chapelle, that notion has been abandoned. But there is great reason to
+believe that, both in Madrid and Rome, many portraits of her must have
+been painted to meet the intense interest which arose in her history
+subsequently amongst all the men of rank, military or ecclesiastical,
+whether in Italy or Spain. The date of these would range between
+sixteen and twenty-two years from, the period which we have now reached
+(1608.)] the representative picture of a Spanish _caballador_. It
+is strange that such an appearance, and such a rank, should have
+suggested to Urquiza the presumptuous idea of wishing that Kate might
+become his clerk. He _did_, however wish it; for Kate wrote a
+beautiful hand; and a stranger thing is, that Kate accepted his
+proposal. This might arise from the difficulty of moving in those days
+to any distance in Peru. The ship had been merely bringing stores to
+the station of Paita; and no corps of the royal armies was readily to
+be reached, whilst something must be done at once for a livelihood.
+Urquiza had two mercantile establishments, one at Trujillo, to which he
+repaired in person, on Kate's agreeing to undertake the management of
+the other in Paita. Like the sensible girl, that we have always found
+her, she demanded specific instructions for her guidance in duties so
+new. Certainly she was in a fair way for seeing life. Telling her beads
+at St. Sebastian's, manoeuvreing irregular verbs at Vittoria, acting as
+gentleman-usher at Valladolid, serving his Spanish Majesty round Cape
+Horn, fighting with storms and sharks off the coast of Peru, and now
+commencing as book-keeper or _commis_ to a draper at Paita, does
+she not justify the character that I myself gave her, just before
+dismissing her from St. Sebastian's, of being a 'handy' girl? Mr.
+Urquiza's instructions were short, easy to be understood, but rather
+comic; and yet, which is odd, they led to tragic results. There were
+two debtors of the shop, (_many_, it is to be hoped, but two
+meriting his affectionate notice,) with respect to whom he left the
+most opposite directions. The one was a very handsome lady; and the
+rule as to _her_ was, that she was to have credit unlimited,
+strictly unlimited. That was plain. The other customer, favored by Mr.
+Urquiza's valedictory thoughts, was a young man, cousin to the handsome
+lady, and bearing the name of Reyes. This youth occupied in Mr.
+Urquiza's estimate the same hyperbolical rank as the handsome lady, but
+on the opposite side of the equation. The rule as to _him_ was--
+that he was to have _no_ credit; strictly none. In this case,
+also, Kate saw no difficulty; and when she came to know Mr. Reyes a
+little, she found the path of pleasure coinciding with the path of
+duty. Mr. Urquiza could not be more precise in laying down the rule
+than Kate was in enforcing it. But in the other case a scruple arose.
+_Unlimited_ might be a word, not of Spanish law, but of Spanish
+rhetoric; such as '_Live a thousand years_,' which even annuity
+offices hear, and perhaps utter, without a pang. Kate, therefore, wrote
+to Trujillo, expressing her honest fears, and desiring to have more
+definite instructions. These were positive. If the lady chose to send
+for the entire shop, her account was to be debited instantly with
+_that_. She had, however, as yet, not sent for the shop, but she
+began to manifest strong signs of sending for the shop _man_. Upon
+the blooming young Biscayan had her roving eye settled; and she was in
+a course of making up her mind to take Kate for a sweetheart. Poor Kate
+saw this with a heavy heart. And, at the same time that she had a
+prospect of a tender friend more than she wanted, she had become
+certain of an extra enemy that she wanted quite as little. What she had
+done to offend Mr. Reyes, Kate could not guess, except as to the matter
+of the credit; but then, in that, she only executed her instructions.
+Still Mr. Reyes was of opinion that there were two ways of executing
+orders: but the main offence was unintentional on Kate's part. Reyes,
+though as yet she did not know it, had himself been a candidate for the
+situation of clerk; and intended probably to keep the equation
+precisely as it was with respect to the allowance of credit, only to
+change places with the handsome lady--keeping _her_ on the
+negative side, himself on the affirmative--an arrangement that you know
+could have made no sort of pecuniary difference to Urquiza.
+
+Thus stood matters, when a party of strolling players strolled into
+Paita. Kate, as a Spaniard, being one held of the Paita aristocracy,
+was expected to attend. She did so; and there also was the malignant
+Reyes. He came and seated himself purposely so as to shut out Kate from
+all view of the stage. She, who had nothing of the bully in her nature,
+and was a gentle creature when her wild Biscayan blood had not been
+kindled by insult, courteously requested him to move a little; upon
+which Reyes remarked that it was not in his power to oblige the clerk
+as to that, but that he _could_ oblige him by cutting his throat.
+The tiger that slept in Catalina wakened at once. She seized him, and
+would have executed vengeance on the spot, but that a party of young
+men interposed to part them. The next day, when Kate (always ready to
+forget and forgive) was thinking no more of the row, Reyes passed; by
+spitting at the window, and other gestures insulting to Kate, again he
+roused her Spanish blood. Out she rushed, sword in hand--a duel began
+in the street, and very soon Kate's sword had passed into the heart of
+Reyes. Now that the mischief was done, the police were, as usual, all
+alive for the pleasure of avenging it. Kate found herself suddenly in a
+strong prison, and with small hopes of leaving it, except for
+execution. The relations of the dead man were potent in Paita, and
+clamorous for justice, so that the _corregidor_, in a case where
+he saw a very poor chance of being corrupted by bribes, felt it his
+duty to be sublimely incorruptible. The reader knows, however, that,
+amongst the relatives of the deceased bully, was that handsome lady,
+who differed as much from her cousin in her sentiments as to Kate, as
+she did in the extent of her credit with Mr. Urquiza. To _her_
+Kate wrote a note; and, using one of the Spanish King's gold coins for
+bribing the jailor, got it safely delivered. That, perhaps, was
+unnecessary; for the lady had been already on the alert, and had
+summoned Urquiza from Trujillo. By some means, not very luminously
+stated, and by paying proper fees in proper quarters, Kate was smuggled
+out of the prison at nightfall, and smuggled into a pretty house in the
+suburbs. Had she known exactly the footing she stood on as to the law,
+she would have been decided. As it was, she was uneasy, and jealous of
+mischief abroad; and, before supper, she understood it all. Urquiza
+briefly informed his clerk, that it would be requisite for him to marry
+the handsome lady. But why? Because, said Urquiza, after talking for
+hours with the _corregidor_, who was infamous for obstinacy, he
+had found it impossible to make him 'hear reason,' and release the
+prisoner, until this compromise of marriage was suggested. But how
+could public justice be pacified for the clerk's unfortunate homicide
+of Reyes, by a female cousin of the deceased man engaging to love,
+honor, and obey the clerk for life? Kate could not see her way through
+this logic. 'Nonsense, my friend,' said Urquiza, 'you don't comprehend.
+As it stands, the affair is a murder, and hanging the penalty. But, if
+you marry into the murdered man's house, then it becomes a little
+family murder, all quiet and comfortable amongst ourselves. What has
+the _corregidor_ to do with that? or the public either? Now, let
+me introduce the bride.' Supper entered at that moment, and the bride
+immediately after. The thoughtfulness of Kate was narrowly observed,
+and even alluded to, but politely ascribed to the natural anxieties of
+a prisoner, and the very imperfect state of liberation even yet from
+prison _surveillance_. Kate had, indeed, never been in so trying a
+situation before. The anxieties of the farewell night at St. Sebastian
+were nothing to this; because, even if she had failed _then_, a
+failure might not have been always irreparable. It was but to watch and
+wait. But now, at this supper table, she was not more alive to the
+nature of the peril than she was to the fact, that if, before the night
+closed, she did not by some means escape from it, she never
+_would_ escape with life. The deception as to her sex, though
+resting on no motive that pointed to these people, or at all concerned
+them, would be resented as if it had. The lady would resent the case as
+a mockery; and Urquiza would lose his opportunity of delivering himself
+from an imperious mistress. According to the usages of the times and
+country, Kate knew that in twelve hours she would be assassinated.
+
+People of infirmer resolution would have lingered at the supper table,
+for the sake of putting off the evil moment of final crisis. Not so
+Kate. She had revolved the case on all its sides in a few minutes, and
+had formed her resolution. This done, she was as ready for the trial at
+one moment as another; and, when the lady suggested that the hardships
+of a prison must have made repose desirable, Kate assented, and
+instantly rose. A sort of procession formed, for the purpose of doing
+honor to the interesting guest, and escorting him in pomp to his
+bedroom. Kate viewed it much in the same light as the procession to
+which for some days she had been expecting an invitation from the
+_corregidor_. Far ahead ran the servant-woman as a sort of
+outrider. Then came Urquiza, like a Pasha of two tails, who granted two
+sorts of credit, viz. unlimited and none at all, bearing two wax-
+lights, one in each hand, and wanting only cymbals and kettle-drums to
+express emphatically the pathos of his Castilian strut. Next came the
+bride, a little in advance of the clerk, but still turning obliquely
+towards him, and smiling graciously into his face. Lastly, bringing up
+the rear, came the prisoner--our Kate--the nun, the page, the mate, the
+clerk, the homicide, the convict; and, for this day only, by particular
+desire, the bridegroom elect.
+
+It was Kate's fixed opinion, that, if for a moment she entered any
+bedroom having obviously no outlet, her fate would be that of an ox
+once driven within the shambles. Outside, the bullock might make some
+defence with his horns; but once in, with no space for turning, he is
+muffled and gagged. She carried her eye, therefore, like a hawk's,
+steady, though restless, for vigilant examination of every angle she
+turned. Before she entered any bedroom, she was resolved to reconnoiter
+it from the doorway, and, in case of necessity, show fight at once,
+before entering--as the best chance, after all, where all chances were
+bad. Everything ends; and at last the procession reached the bedroom
+door, the outrider having filed off to the rear. One glance sufficed to
+satisfy Kate that windows there were none, and, therefore, no outlet
+for escape. Treachery appeared even in _that_; and Kate, though
+unfortunately without arms, was now fixed for resistance. Mr. Urquiza
+entered first--'Sound the trumpets! Beat the drums!' There were, as we
+know already, no windows; but a slight interruption to Mr. Urquiza's
+pompous tread showed that there were steps downwards into the room.
+Those, thought Kate, will suit me even better. She had watched the
+unlocking of the bedroom door--she had lost nothing--she had marked
+that the key was left in the lock. At this moment, the beautiful lady,
+as one acquainted with the details of the house, turning with the air
+of a gracious monitress, held out her fair hand to guide Kate in
+careful descent of the steps. This had the air of taking out Kate to
+dance; and Kate, at that same moment, answering to it by the gesture of
+a modern waltzer, threw her arm behind the lady's waist, hurled her
+headlong down the steps right against Mr. Urquiza, draper and
+haberdasher; and then, with the speed of lightning, throwing the door
+_home_ within its architrave, doubly locked the creditor and
+debtor into the rat-trap which they had prepared for herself.
+
+The affrighted out-rider fled with horror: she already knew that the
+clerk had committed one homicide; a second would cost him still less
+thought; and thus it happened that egress was left easy. But, when out
+and free once more in the bright starry night, which way should Kate
+turn? The whole city would prove but a rat-trap for her, as bad as Mr.
+Urquiza's, if she was not off before morning. At a glance she
+comprehended that the sea was her only chance. To the port she fled.
+All was silent. Watchmen there were none. She jumped into a boat. To
+use the oars was dangerous, for she had no means of muffling them. But
+she contrived to hoist a sail, pushed off with a boat-hook, and was
+soon stretching across the water for the mouth of the harbor before a
+breeze light but favorable. Having cleared the difficulties of exit she
+lay down, and unintentionally fell asleep. When she awoke the sun had
+been up three or four hours; all was right otherwise; but had she not
+served as a sailor, Kate would have trembled upon finding that, during
+her long sleep of perhaps seven or eight hours, she had lost sight of
+land; by what distance she could only guess; and in what direction, was
+to some degree doubtful. All this, however, seemed a great advantage to
+the bold girl, throwing her thoughts back on the enemies she had left
+behind. The disadvantage was--having no breakfast, not even damaged
+biscuit; and some anxiety naturally arose as to ulterior prospects a
+little beyond the horizon of breakfast. But who's afraid? As sailors
+whistle for a wind, Catalina really had but to whistle for anything
+with energy, and it was sure to come. Like Caesar to the pilot of
+Dyrrhachium, she might have said, for the comfort of her poor timorous
+boat, (though destined soon to perish,) '_Catalinam vehis, et
+fortunas ejus_.' Meantime, being very doubtful as to the best course
+for sailing, and content if her course did but lie offshore, she
+'carried on,' as sailors say, under easy sail, going, in fact, just
+whither and just how the Pacific breezes suggested in the gentlest of
+whispers. _All right behind_, was Kate's opinion; and, what was
+better, very soon she might say, _all right ahead:_ for some hour
+or two before sunset, when dinner was for once becoming, even to Kate,
+the most interesting of subjects for meditation, suddenly a large ship
+began to swell upon the brilliant atmosphere. In those latitudes, and
+in those years, any ship was pretty sure to be Spanish: sixty years
+later the odds were in favor of its being an English buccaneer; which
+would have given a new direction to Kate's energy. Kate continued to
+make signals with a handkerchief whiter than the crocodile's of Ann.
+Dom. 1592, else it would hardly have been noticed. Perhaps, after all,
+it would not, but that the ship's course carried her very nearly across
+Kate's. The stranger lay-to for her. It was dark by the time Kate
+steered herself under the ship's quarter; and _then_ was seen an
+instance of this girl's eternal wakefulness. Something was painted on
+the stern of her boat, she could not see _what;_ but she judged
+that it would express some connection with the port that she had just
+quitted. Now it was her wish to break the chain of traces connecting
+her with such a scamp as Urquiza; since else, through his commercial
+correspondence, he might disperse over Peru a portrait of herself by no
+means flattering. How should she accomplish this? It was dark; and she
+stood, as you may see an Etonian do at times, rocking her little boat
+from side to side, until it had taken in water as much as might be
+agreeable. Too much it proved for the boat's constitution, and the boat
+perished of dropsy--Kate declining to tap it. She got a ducking
+herself; but what cared she? Up the ship's side she went, as gaily as
+ever, in those years when she was called pussy, she had raced after the
+nuns of St. Sebastian; jumped upon deck, and told the first lieutenant,
+when he questioned her about her adventures, quite as much truth as any
+man, under the rank of admiral, had a right to expect.
+
+This ship was full of recruits for the Spanish army, and bound to
+Concepcion. Even in that destiny was an iteration, or repeating
+memorial of the significance that ran through Catalina's most casual
+adventures. She had enlisted amongst the soldiers; and, on reaching
+port, the very first person who came off from shore was a dashing young
+military officer, whom at once by his name and rank, (though she had
+never consciously seen him,) she identified as her own brother. He was
+splendidly situated in the service, being the Governor-General's
+secretary, besides his rank as a cavalry officer; and, his errand on
+board being to inspect the recruits, naturally, on reading in the roll
+one of them described as a Biscayan, the ardent young man came up with
+high-bred courtesy to Catalina, took the young recruit's hand with
+kindness, feeling that to be a compatriot at so great a distance was to
+be a sort of relative, and asked with emotion after old boyish
+remembrances. There was a scriptural pathos in what followed, as if it
+were some scene of domestic re-union, opening itself from patriarchal
+ages. The young officer was the eldest son of the house, and had left
+Spain when Catalina was only three years old. But, singularly enough,
+Catalina it was, the little wild cat that he yet remembered seeing at
+St. Sebastian's, upon whom his earliest inquiries settled. 'Did the
+recruit know his family, the De Erausos?' O yes, every body knew
+_them_. 'Did the recruit know little Catalina?' Catalina smiled,
+as she replied that she did; and gave such an animated description of
+the little fiery wretch, as made the officer's eye flash with gratified
+tenderness, and with certainty that the recruit was no counterfeit
+Biscayan. Indeed, you know, if Kate couldn't give a good description of
+'Pussy,' who could? The issue of the interview was--that the officer
+insisted on Kate's making a home of his quarters. He did other services
+for his unknown sister. He placed her as a trooper in his own regiment,
+and favored her in many a way that is open to one having authority. But
+the person, after all, that did most to serve our Kate, was Kate. War
+was then raging with Indians, both from Chili and Peru. Kate had always
+done her duty in action; but at length, in the decisive battle of
+Puren, there was an opening for doing something more. Havoc had been
+made of her own squadron: most of the officers were killed, and the
+standard was carried off. Kate gathered around her a small party--
+galloped after the Indian column that was carrying away the trophy--
+charged--saw all her own party killed--but (in spite of wounds on her
+face and shoulder) succeeded in bearing away the recovered standard.
+She rode up to the general and his staff; she dismounted; she rendered
+up her prize; and fainted away, much less from the blinding blood, than
+from the tears of joy which dimmed her eyes, as the general, waving his
+sword in admiration over her head, pronounced our Kate on the spot an
+_Alferez_, [Footnote: _Alferez_. This rank in the Spanish
+army is, or was, on a level with the modern _sous-lieutenant_ of
+France.] or standard-bearer, with a commission from the King of Spain
+and the Indies. Bonny Kate! Noble Kate! I would there were not two
+centuries laid between us, so that I might have the pleasure of kissing
+thy fair hand.
+
+Kate had the good sense to see the danger of revealing her sex, or her
+relationship, even to her own brother. The grasp of the Church never
+relaxed, never 'prescribed,' unless freely and by choice. The nun, if
+discovered, would have been taken out of the horse-barracks, or the
+dragoon-saddle. She had the firmness, therefore, for many years, to
+resist the sisterly impulses that sometimes suggested such a
+confidence. For years, and those years the most important of her life--
+the years that developed her character--she lived undetected as a
+brilliant cavalry officer under her brother's patronage. And the
+bitterest grief in poor Kate's whole life, was the tragical (and, were
+it not fully attested, one might say the ultra-scenical,) event that
+dissolved their long connection. Let me spend a word of apology on poor
+Kate's errors. We all commit many; both you and I, reader. No, stop;
+that's not civil. You, reader, I know, are a saint; I am _not_,
+though very near it. I _do_ err at long intervals; and then I
+think with indulgence of the many circumstances that plead for this
+poor girl. The Spanish armies of that day inherited, from the days of
+Cortez and Pizarro, shining remembrances of martial prowess, and the
+very worst of ethics. To think little of bloodshed, to quarrel, to
+fight, to gamble, to plunder, belonged to the very atmosphere of a
+camp, to its indolence, to its ancient traditions. In your own defence,
+you were obliged to do such things. Besides all these grounds of evil,
+the Spanish army had just there an extra demoralization from a war with
+savages--faithless and bloody. Do not think, I beseech you, too much,
+reader, of killing a man. That word '_kill_' is sprinkled over
+every page of Kate's own autobiography. It ought not to be read by the
+light of these days. Yet, how if a man that she killed were----? Hush!
+It was sad; but is better hurried over in a few words. Years after this
+period, a young officer one day dining with Kate, entreated her to
+become his second in a duel. Such things were every-day affairs.
+However, Kate had reasons for declining the service, and did so. But
+the officer, as he was sullenly departing, said--that, if he were
+killed, (as he thought he _should_ be,) his death would lie at
+Kate's door. I do not take _his_ view of the case, and am not
+moved by his rhetoric or his logic. Kate _was_, and relented. The
+duel was fixed for eleven at night, under the walls of a monastery.
+Unhappily the night proved unusually dark, so that the two principals
+had to tie white handkerchiefs round their elbows, in order to descry
+each other. In the confusion they wounded each other mortally. Upon
+that, according to a usage not peculiar to Spaniards, but extending (as
+doubtless the reader knows) for a century longer to our own countrymen,
+the two seconds were obliged in honor to do something towards avenging
+their principals. Kate had her usual fatal luck. Her sword passed sheer
+through the body of her opponent: this unknown opponent falling dead,
+had just breath left to cry out, 'Ah, villain, you have killed me,' in
+a voice of horrific reproach; and the voice was the voice of her
+brother!
+
+The monks of the monastery, under whose silent shadows this murderous
+duel had taken place, roused by the clashing of swords and the angry
+shouts of combatants, issued out with torches to find one only of the
+four officers surviving. Every convent and altar had a right of asylum
+for a short period. According to the custom, the monks carried Kate,
+insensible with anguish of mind, to the sanctuary of their chapel.
+There for some days they detained her; but then, having furnished her
+with a horse and some provisions, they turned her adrift. Which way
+should the unhappy fugitive turn? In blindness of heart she turned
+towards the sea. It was the sea that had brought her to Peru; it was
+the sea that would perhaps carry her away. It was the sea that had
+first showed her this land and its golden hopes; it was the sea that
+ought to hide from her its fearful remembrances. The sea it was that
+had twice spared her life in extremities; the sea it was that might now
+if it chose, take back the bauble that it had spared in vain.
+
+
+KATE'S PASSAGE OVER THE ANDES.
+
+Three days our poor heroine followed the coast. Her horse was then
+almost unable to move; and on _his_ account, she turned inland to a
+thicket for grass and shelter. As she drew near to it, a voice
+challenged--'_Who goes there_?' Kate answered, '_Spain_.' '_What
+people_?' '_A friend_.' It was two soldiers, deserters, and almost
+starving. Kate shared her provisions with these men: and, on hearing
+their plan, which was to go over the Cordilleras, she agreed to join
+the party. _Their_ object was the wild one of seeking the river
+_Dorado_, whose waters rolled along golden sands, and whose pebbles
+were emeralds. _Hers_ was to throw herself upon a line the least liable
+to pursuit, and the readiest for a new chapter of life in which
+oblivion might be found for the past. After a few days of incessant
+climbing and fatigue, they found themselves in the regions of perpetual
+snow. Summer would come as vainly to this kingdom of frost as to the
+grave of her brother. No fire, but the fire of human blood in youthful
+veins, could ever be kept burning in these aerial solitudes. Fuel was
+rarely to be found, and kindling a secret hardly known except to
+Indians. However, our Kate can do everything, and she's the girl, if
+ever girl _did_ such a thing, or ever girl did _not_ such a thing, that
+I back at any odds for crossing the Cordilleras. I would bet you
+something now, reader, if I thought you would deposit your stakes by
+return of post, (as they play at chess through the post-office,) that
+Kate does the trick, that she gets down to the other side; that the
+soldiers do _not_: and that the horse, if preserved at all, is
+preserved in a way that will leave him very little to boast of.
+
+The party had gathered wild berries and esculent roots at the foot of
+the mountains, and the horse was of very great use in carrying them.
+But this larder was soon emptied. There was nothing then to carry; so
+that the horse's value, as a beast of burthen, fell cent per cent. In
+fact, very soon he could not carry himself, and it became easy to
+calculate when he would reach the bottom on the wrong side the
+Cordilleras. He took three steps back for one upwards. A council of war
+being held, the small army resolved to slaughter their horse. He,
+though a member of the expedition, had no vote, and if he had the votes
+would have stood three to one--majority, two against him. He was cut
+into quarters; which surprises me; for, unless _one_ quarter was
+considered his own share, it reminds one too much of this amongst the
+many _facetić_ of English midshipmen, who ask (on any one of their
+number looking sulky) 'if it is his intention to marry and retire from
+the service upon a superannuation of Ł4 4s. 4 1/2d. a year, paid
+quarterly by way of bothering the purser.' The purser can't do it with
+the help of farthings. And as respects aliquot parts, four shares among
+three persons are as incommensurable as a guinea is against any attempt
+at giving change in half-crowns. However, this was all the
+preservation that the horse found. No saltpetre or sugar could be had:
+but the frost was antiseptic. And the horse was preserved in as useful
+a sense as ever apricots were preserved or strawberries.
+
+On a fire, painfully devised out of broom and withered leaves, a horse-
+steak was dressed, for drink, snow as allowed _a discretion_. This
+ought to have revived the party, and Kate, perhaps, it _did_. But
+the poor deserters were thinly clad, and they had not the boiling heart
+of Catalina. More and more they drooped. Kate did her best to cheer
+them. But the march was nearly at an end for _them_, and they
+were going in one half hour to receive their last billet. Yet, before
+this consummation, they have a strange spectacle to see; such as few
+places could show, but the upper chambers of the Cordilleras. They had
+reached a billowy scene of rocky masses, large and small, looking
+shockingly black on their perpendicular sides as they rose out of the
+vast snowy expanse. Upon the highest of these, that was accessible,
+Kate mounted to look around her, and she saw--oh, rapture at such an
+hour!--a man sitting on a shelf of rock with a gun by his side. She
+shouted with joy to her comrades, and ran down to communicate the
+joyful news. Here was a sportsman, watching, perhaps, for an eagle; and
+now they would have relief. One man's cheek kindled with the hectic of
+sudden joy, and he rose eagerly to march. The other was fast sinking
+under the fatal sleep that frost sends before herself as her merciful
+minister of death; but hearing in his dream the tidings of relief, and
+assisted by his friends, he also staggeringly arose. It could not be
+three minutes' walk, Kate thought, to the station of the sportsman.
+That thought supported them all. Under Kate's guidance, who had taken a
+sailor's glance at the bearings, they soon unthreaded the labyrinth of
+rocks so far as to bring the man within view. He had not left his
+resting-place; their steps on the soundless snow, naturally, he could
+not hear; and, as their road brought them upon him from the rear, still
+less could he see them. Kate hailed him; but so keenly was he absorbed
+in some speculation, or in the object of his watching, that he took no
+notice of them, not even moving his head. Kate began to think there
+would be another man to rouse from sleep. Coming close behind him, she
+touched his shoulder, and said, 'My friend, are you sleeping?' Yes, he
+_was_ sleeping; sleeping the sleep from which there is no awaking;
+and the slight touch of Kate having disturbed the equilibrium of the
+corpse, down it rolled on the snow: the frozen body rang like a hollow
+iron cylinder; the face uppermost and blue with mould, mouth open,
+teeth ghastly and bleaching in the frost, and a frightful grin upon the
+lips. This dreadful spectacle finished the struggles of the weaker man,
+who sank and died at once. The other made an effort with so much
+spirit, that, in Kate's opinion, horror had acted upon him beneficially
+as a stimulant. But it was not really so. It was a spasm of morbid
+strength; a collapse succeeded; his blood began to freeze; he sat down
+in spite of Kate, and _he_ also died without further struggle.
+Gone are the poor suffering deserters; stretched and bleaching upon the
+snow; and insulted discipline is avenged. Great kings have long arms;
+and sycophants are ever at hand for the errand of the potent. What had
+frost and snow to do with the quarrel? Yet _they_ made themselves
+sycophantic servants of the King of Spain; and _they_ dogged his
+deserters up to the summit of the Cordilleras, more surely than any
+Spanish bloodhound, or any Spanish tirailleur's bullet.
+
+Now is our Kate standing alone on the summits of the Andes, in solitude
+that is shocking, for she is alone with her own afflicted conscience.
+Twice before she had stood in solitude as deep upon the wild--wild
+waters of the Pacific; but her conscience had been then untroubled.
+Now, is there nobody left that can help; her horse is dead--the
+soldiers are dead. There is nobody that she can speak to except God;
+and very soon you will find that she _does_ speak to him; for
+already on these vast aerial deserts He has been whispering to
+_her_. The condition of Kate is exactly that of Coleridge's
+'_Ancient Mariner_.' But possibly, reader, you may be amongst the
+many careless readers that have never fully understood what that
+condition was. Suffer me to enlighten you, else you ruin the story of
+the mariner; and by losing all its pathos, lose half the jewels of its
+beauty.
+
+There are three readers of the 'Ancient Mariner.' The first is gross
+enough to fancy all the imagery of the mariner's visions delivered by
+the poet for actual facts of experience; which being impossible, the
+whole pulverizes, for that reader, into a baseless fairy tale. The
+second reader is wiser than _that_; he knows that the imagery is _not_
+baseless; it is the imagery of febrile delirium; really seen, but not
+seen as an external reality. The mariner had caught the pestilential
+fever, which carried off all his mates; he only had survived--the
+delirium had vanished; but the visions that had haunted the delirium
+remained. 'Yes,' says the third reader, 'they remained; naturally they
+did, being scorched by fever into his brain; but how did they happen to
+remain on his belief as gospel truths? The delirium had vanished: why
+had not the painted scenery of the delirium vanished, except as
+visionary memorials of a sorrow that was cancelled? Why was it that
+craziness settled upon this mariner's brain, driving him, as if he were
+a Cain, or another Wandering Jew, to 'pass like night--from land to
+land;' and, at uncertain intervals, wrenching him until he made
+rehearsal of his errors, even at the hard price of 'holding children
+from their play, and old men from the chimney corner?' [Footnote: The
+beautiful words of Sir Philip Sidney, in his '_Defense of Poesie_.']
+That craziness, as the _third reader_ deciphers, rose out of a deeper
+soil than any bodily affection. It had its root in penitential sorrow.
+Oh, bitter is the sorrow to a conscientious heart, when, too late, it
+discovers the depth of a love that has been trampled under foot! This
+mariner had slain the creature that, on all the earth, loved him best.
+In the darkness of his cruel superstition he had done it, to save his
+human brothers from a fancied inconvenience; and yet, by that very act
+of cruelty, he had himself called destruction upon their heads. The
+Nemesis that followed punished _him_ through _them_--him, that wronged,
+through those that wrongfully he sought to benefit. That spirit who
+watches over the sanctities of love is a strong angel--is a jealous
+angel; and this angel it was
+
+ 'That lov'd the bird, that lov'd the man,
+ That shot him with his bow.'
+
+He it was that followed the cruel archer into silent and slumbering
+seas;
+
+ 'Nine fathom deep he had follow'd him
+ Through the realms of mist and snow.'
+
+This jealous angel it was that pursued the man into noon-day darkness,
+and the vision of dying oceans, into delirium, and finally, (when
+recovered from disease) into an unsettled mind.
+
+Such, also, had been the offence of Kate; such, also was the punishment
+that now is dogging her steps. She, like the mariner, had slain the one
+sole creature that loved her upon the whole wide earth; she, like the
+mariner, for this offence, had been hunted into frost and snow--very
+soon will be hunted into delirium; and from _that_ (if she escapes
+with life) will be hunted into the trouble of a heart that cannot rest.
+There was the excuse of one darkness for _her_; there was the
+excuse of another darkness for the mariner. But, with all the excuses
+that earth, and the darkness of earth, can furnish, bitter it would be
+for you or me, reader, through every hour of life, waking or dreaming,
+to look back upon one fatal moment when we had pierced the heart that
+would have died for us. In this only the darkness had been merciful to
+Kate--that it had hidden for ever from her victim the hand that slew
+him. But now in such utter solitude, her thoughts ran back to their
+earliest interview. She remembered with anguish, how, on first touching
+the shores of America, almost the very first word that met her ear had
+been from _him_, the brother whom she had killed, about the
+'Pussy' of times long past; how the gallant young man had hung upon her
+words, as in her native Basque she described her own mischievous little
+self, of twelve years back; how his color went and came, whilst his
+loving memory of the little sister was revived by her own descriptive
+traits, giving back, as in a mirror, the fawn-like grace, the squirrel-
+like restlessness, that once had kindled his own delighted laughter;
+how he would take no denial, but showed on the spot, that, simply to
+have touched--to have kissed--to have played with the little wild
+thing, that glorified, by her innocence, the gloom of St. Sebastian's
+cloisters, gave a _right_ to his hospitality; how, through
+_him_ only, she had found a welcome in camps; how, through
+_him_, she had found the avenue to honor and distinction. And yet
+this brother, so loving and generous, it was that she had dismissed
+from life. She paused; she turned round, as if looking back for his
+grave; she saw the dreadful wildernesses of snow which already she had
+traversed.
+
+Silent they were at this season, even as in the panting heats of noon,
+the Zaarrahs of the torrid zone are oftentimes silent. Dreadful was the
+silence; it was the nearest thing to the silence of the grave. Graves
+were at the foot of the Andes, _that_ she knew too well; graves were at
+the summit of the Andes, _that_ she saw too well. And, as she gazed, a
+sudden thought flashed upon her, when her eyes settled upon the corpses
+of the poor deserters--could she, like _them_, have been all this while
+unconsciously executing judgment upon herself? Running from a wrath
+that was doubtful, into the very jaws of a wrath that was inexorable?
+Flying in panic--and behold! there was no man that pursued? For the
+first time in her life, Kate trembled. _Not_ for the first time, Kate
+wept. Far less for the first time was it, that Kate bent her knee--that
+Kate clasped her hands--that Kate prayed. But it _was_ the first time
+that she prayed as _they_ pray, for whom no more hope is left but in
+prayer.
+
+Here let me pause a moment for the sake of making somebody angry. A
+Frenchman, who sadly misjudges Kate, looking at her through a Parisian
+opera-glass, gives it as _his_ opinion--that, because Kate first
+_records_ her prayer on this occasion, therefore, now first of all
+she prayed. _I_ think not so. _I_ love this Kate, blood-
+stained as she is; and I could not love a woman that never bent her
+knee in thankfulness or in supplication. However, we have all a right
+to our own little opinion; and it is not you, '_mon cher_,' you
+Frenchman, that I am angry with, but somebody else that stands behind
+you. You, Frenchman, and your compatriots, I love oftentimes for your
+festal gaiety of heart; and I quarrel only with your levity and that
+eternal worldliness that freezes too fiercely--that absolutely blisters
+with its frost--like the upper air of the Andes. _You_ speak of
+Kate only as too readily you speak of all women; the instinct of a
+natural scepticism being to scoff at all hidden depths of truth. Else
+you are civil enough to Kate; and your '_homage_' (such as it may
+happen to be) is always at the service of a woman on the shortest
+notice. But behind _you_, I see a worse fellow; a gloomy fanatic;
+a religious sycophant that seeks to propitiate his circle by bitterness
+against the offences that are most unlike his own. And against him, I
+must say one word for Kate to the too hasty reader. This villain, whom
+I mark for a shot if he does not get out of the way, opens his fire on
+our Kate under shelter of a lie. For there is a standing lie in the
+very constitution of civil society, a _necessity_ of error,
+misleading us as to the proportions of crime. Mere necessity obliges
+man to create many acts into felonies, and to punish them as the
+heaviest offences, which his better sense teaches him secretly to
+regard as perhaps among the lightest. Those poor deserters, for
+instance, were they necessarily without excuse? They might have been
+oppressively used; but in critical times of war, no matter for the
+individual palliations, the deserter from his colors _must_ be
+shot: there is no help for it: as in extremities of general famine, we
+shoot the man (alas! we are _obliged_ to shoot him) that is found
+robbing the common stores in order to feed his own perishing children,
+though the offence is hardly visible in the sight of God. Only
+blockheads adjust their scale of guilt to the scale of human
+punishments. Now, our wicked friend the fanatic, who calumniates Kate,
+abuses the advantage which, for such a purpose, he derives from the
+exaggerated social estimate of all violence. Personal security being so
+main an object of social union, we are obliged to frown upon all modes
+of violence as hostile to the central principle of that union. We are
+_obliged_ to rate it, according to the universal results towards
+which it tends, and scarcely at all, according to the special condition
+of circumstances, in which it may originate. Hence a horror arises for
+that class of offences, which is (philosophically speaking)
+exaggerated; and by daily use, the ethics of a police-office translate
+themselves, insensibly, into the ethics even of religious people. But I
+tell that sycophantish fanatic--not this only, viz., that he abuses
+unfairly, against Kate, the advantage which he has from the
+_inevitably_ distorted bias of society; but also, I tell him this
+second little thing, viz., that upon turning away the glass from that
+one obvious aspect of Kate's character, her too fiery disposition to
+vindicate all rights by violence, and viewing her in relation to
+_general_ religious capacities, she was a thousand times more
+promisingly endowed than himself. It is impossible to be noble in many
+things, without having many points of contact with true religion. If
+you deny _that_ you it is that calumniate religion. Kate
+_was_ noble in many things. Her worst errors never took a shape of
+self-interest or deceit. She was brave, she was generous, she was
+forgiving, she bore no malice, she was full of truth--qualities that
+God loves either in man or woman. She hated sycophants and dissemblers.
+_I_ hate them; and more than ever at this moment on her behalf. I
+wish she were but here--to give a punch on the head to that fellow who
+traduces her. And, coming round again to the occasion from which this
+short digression has started, viz., the question raised by the
+Frenchman--whether Kate were a person likely to _pray_ under other
+circumstances than those of extreme danger? I offer it as _my_
+opinion that she was. Violent people are not always such from choice,
+but perhaps from situation. And, though the circumstances of Kate's
+position allowed her little means for realizing her own wishes, it is
+certain that those wishes pointed continually to peace and an unworldly
+happiness, if _that_ were possible. The stormy clouds that
+enveloped her in camps, opened overhead at intervals--showing her a far
+distant blue serene. She yearned, at many times, for the rest which is
+not in camps or armies; and it is certain, that she ever combined with
+any plans or day-dreams of tranquillity, as their most essential ally,
+some aid derived from that dovelike religion which, at St. Sebastian's,
+as an infant and through girlhood, she had been taught so profoundly to
+adore.
+
+Now, let us rise from this discussion of Kate against libellers, as
+Kate herself is rising from prayer, and consider, in conjunction with
+_her_, the character and promise of that dreadful ground which
+lies immediately before her. What is to be thought of it? I could wish
+we had a theodolite here, and a spirit-level, and other instruments,
+for settling some important questions. Yet no: on consideration, if one
+_had_ a wish allowed by that kind fairy, without whose assistance
+it would be quite impossible to send, even for the spirit-level, nobody
+would throw away the wish upon things so paltry. I would not put the
+fairy upon any such errand: I would order the good creature to bring no
+spirit-level, but a stiff glass of spirits for Kate--a palanquin, and
+relays of fifty stout bearers--all drunk, in order that they might not
+feel the cold. The main interest at this moment, and the main
+difficulty--indeed, the 'open question' of the case--was, to ascertain
+whether the ascent were yet accomplished or not; and when would the
+descent commence? or had it, perhaps, long commenced? The character of
+the ground, in those immediate successions that could be connected by
+the eye, decided nothing; for the undulations of the level had been so
+continual for miles, as to perplex any eye but an engineer's, in
+attempting to judge whether, upon the whole, the tendency were upwards
+or downwards. Possibly it was yet neither way; it is, indeed, probable,
+that Kate had been for some time travelling along a series of terraces,
+that traversed the whole breadth of the topmost area at that point of
+crossing the Cordilleras, and which perhaps, but not certainly,
+compensated any casual tendencies downwards by corresponding reascents.
+Then came the question--how long would these terraces yet continue? and
+had the ascending parts _really_ balanced the descending?--upon
+_that_ seemed to rest the final chance for Kate. Because, unless
+she very soon reached a lower level, and a warmer atmosphere, mere
+weariness would oblige her to lie down, under a fierceness of cold,
+that would not suffer her to rise after once losing the warmth of
+motion; or, inversely, if she even continued in motion, mere extremity
+of cold would, of itself, speedily absorb the little surplus energy for
+moving, which yet remained unexhausted by weariness.
+
+At this stage of her progress, and whilst the agonizing question seemed
+yet as indeterminate as ever, Kate's struggle with despair, which had
+been greatly soothed by the fervor of her prayer, revolved upon her in
+deadlier blackness. All turned, she saw, upon a race against time, and
+the arrears of the road; and she, poor thing! how little qualified
+could _she_ be, in such a condition, for a race of any kind; and
+against two such obstinate brutes as time and space! This hour of the
+progress, this noontide of Kate's struggle, must have been the very
+crisis of the whole. Despair was rapidly tending to ratify itself.
+Hope, in any degree, would be a cordial for sustaining her efforts. But
+to flounder along a dreadful chaos of snow-drifts, or snow-chasms,
+towards a point of rock, which, being turned, should expose only
+another interminable succession of the same character--might
+_that_ be endured by ebbing spirits, by stiffening limbs, by the
+ghastly darkness that was now beginning to gather upon the inner eye?
+And, if once despair became triumphant, all the little arrear of
+physical strength would collapse at once.
+
+Oh! verdure of human fields, cottages of men and women, (that now
+suddenly seemed all brothers and sisters,) cottages with children
+around them at play, that are so far below--oh! summer and spring,
+flowers and blossoms, to which, as to _his_ symbols, God has given
+the gorgeous privilege of rehearsing for ever upon earth his most
+mysterious perfection--Life, and the resurrections of Life--is it
+indeed true, that poor Kate must never see you more? Mutteringly she
+put that question to herself. But strange are the caprices of ebb and
+flow in the deep fountains of human sensibilities. At this very moment,
+when the utter incapacitation of despair was gathering fast at Kate's
+heart, a sudden lightening shot far into her spirit, a reflux almost
+supernatural, from the earliest effects of her prayer. A thought had
+struck her all at once, and this thought prompted her immediately to
+turn round. Perhaps it was in some blind yearning after the only
+memorials of life in this frightful region, that she fixed her eye upon
+a point of hilly ground by which she identified the spot near which the
+three corpses were lying. The silence seemed deeper than ever. Neither
+was there any phantom memorial of life for the eye or for the ear, nor
+wing of bird, nor echo, nor green leaf, nor creeping thing, that moved
+or stirred, upon the soundless waste. Oh, what a relief to this burthen
+of silence would be a human groan! Here seemed a motive for still
+darker despair. And yet, at that very moment, a pulse of joy began to
+thaw the ice at her heart. It struck her, as she reviewed the ground,
+that undoubtedly it had been for some time slowly descending. Her
+senses were much dulled by suffering; but this thought it was,
+suggested by a sudden apprehension of a continued descending movement,
+which had caused her to turn round. Sight had confirmed the suggestion
+first derived from her own steps. The distance attained was now
+sufficient to establish the tendency. Oh, yes, yes, to a certainty she
+had been descending for some time. Frightful was the spasm of joy which
+whispered that the worst was over. It was as when the shadow of
+midnight, that murderers had relied on, is passing away from your
+beleagured shelter, and dawn will soon be manifest. It was as when a
+flood, that all day long has raved against the walls of your house, has
+ceased (you suddenly think) to rise; yes! measured by a golden plummet,
+it _is_ sinking beyond a doubt, and the darlings of your household
+are saved. Kate faced round in agitation to her proper direction. She
+saw, what previously, in her stunning confusion, she had _not_
+seen, that, hardly two stones' throw in advance, lay a mass of rock,
+split as into a gateway. Through that opening it now became probable
+that the road was lying. Hurrying forward, she passed within the
+natural gates. Gates of paradise they were. Ah, what a vista did that
+gateway expose before her dazzled eye? what a revelation of heavenly
+promise? Full two miles long, stretched a long narrow glen, everywhere
+descending, and in many parts rapidly. All was now placed beyond a
+doubt. She _was_ descending--for hours, perhaps, _had_ been
+descending insensibly, the mighty staircase. Yes, Kate is leaving
+behind her the kingdom of frost and the victories of death. Two miles
+farther there may be rest, if there is not shelter. And very soon, as
+the crest of her new-born happiness, she distinguished at the other end
+of that rocky vista, a pavilion-shaped mass of dark green foliage--a
+belt of trees, such as we see in the lovely parks of England, but
+islanded by a screen (though not everywhere occupied by the
+usurpations) of a thick bushy undergrowth. Oh, verdure of dark olive
+foliage, offered suddenly to fainting eyes, as if by some winged
+patriarchal herald of wrath relenting--solitary Arab's tent, rising
+with saintly signals of peace, in the dreadful desert, must Kate indeed
+die even yet, whilst she sees but cannot reach you? Outpost on the
+frontier of man's dominions, standing within life, but looking out upon
+everlasting death, wilt thou hold up the anguish of thy mocking
+invitation, only to betray? Never, perhaps, in this world was the line
+so exquisitely grazed, that parts salvation and ruin. As the dove to
+her dove-cot from the swooping hawk--as the Christian pinnace to
+Christian batteries, from the bloody Mahometan corsair, so flew--so
+tried to fly towards the anchoring thickets, that, alas! could not
+weigh their anchors and make sail to meet her--the poor exhausted Kate
+from the vengeance of pursuing frost.
+
+And she reached them; staggering, fainting, reeling, she entered
+beneath the canopy of umbrageous trees. But, as oftentimes, the Hebrew
+fugitive to a city of refuge, flying for his life before the avenger of
+blood, was pressed so hotly that, on entering the archway of what
+seemed to _him_ the heavenly city-gate, as he kneeled in deep
+thankfulness to kiss its holy merciful shadow, he could not rise again,
+but sank instantly with infant weakness into sleep--sometimes to wake
+no more; so sank, so collapsed upon the ground, without power to choose
+her couch, and with little prospect of ever rising again to her feet,
+the martial nun. She lay as luck had ordered it, with her head screened
+by the undergrowth of bushes, from any gales that might arise; she lay
+exactly as she sank, with her eyes up to heaven; and thus it was that
+the nun saw, before falling asleep, the two sights that upon earth are
+fittest for the closing eyes of a nun, whether destined to open again,
+or to close for ever. She saw the interlacing of boughs overhead
+forming a dome, that seemed like the dome of a cathedral. She saw
+through the fretwork of the foliage, another dome, far beyond, the dome
+of an evening sky, the dome of some heavenly cathedral, not built with
+hands. She saw upon this upper dome the vesper lights, all alive with
+pathetic grandeur of coloring from a sunset that had just been rolling
+down like a chorus. She had not, till now, consciously observed the
+time of day; whether it were morning, or whether it were afternoon, in
+her confusion she had not distinctly known. But now she whispered to
+herself--'_It is evening_:' and what lurked half unconsciously in
+these words might be--'The sun, that rejoices, has finished his daily
+toil; man, that labors, has finished _his_; I, that suffer, have
+finished mine.' That might be what she thought, but what she
+_said_ was--'It is evening; and the hour is come when the
+_Angelus_ is sounding through St. Sebastian.' What made her think
+of St. Sebastian, so far away in depths of space and time? Her brain
+was wandering, now that her feet were _not_; and, because her eyes
+had descended from the heavenly to the earthly dome, _that_ made
+her think of earthly cathedrals, and of cathedral choirs, and of St.
+Sebastian's chapel, with its silvery bells that carried the
+_Angelus_ far into mountain recesses. Perhaps, as her wanderings
+increased, she thought herself back in childhood; became 'pussy' once
+again; fancied that all since then was a frightful dream; that she was
+not upon the dreadful Andes, but still kneeling in the holy chapel at
+vespers; still innocent as then; loved as then she had been loved; and
+that all men were liars, who said her hand was ever stained with blood.
+Little enough is mentioned of the delusions which possessed her; but
+that little gives a key to the impulse which her palpitating heart
+obeyed, and which her rambling brain for ever reproduced in multiplying
+mirrors. Restlessness kept her in waking dreams for a brief half hour.
+But then, fever and delirium would wait no longer; the killing
+exhaustion would no longer be refused; the fever, the delirium, and the
+exhaustion, swept in together with power like an army with banners; and
+the nun ceased through the gathering twilight any more to watch the
+cathedrals of earth, or the more solemn cathedrals that rose in the
+heavens above.
+
+All night long she slept in her verdurous St. Bernard's hospice without
+awaking, and whether she would _ever_ awake seemed to depend upon
+an accident. The slumber that towered above her brain was like that
+fluctuating silvery column which stands in scientific tubes sinking,
+rising, deepening, lightening, contracting, expanding; or like the mist
+that sits, through sultry afternoons, upon the river of the American
+St. Peter, sometimes rarefying for minutes into sunny gauze, sometimes
+condensing for hours into palls of funeral darkness. You fancy that,
+after twelve hours of _any_ sleep, she must have been refreshed;
+better at least than she was last night. Ah! but sleep is not always
+sent upon missions of refreshment. Sleep is sometimes the secret
+chamber in which death arranges his machinery. Sleep is sometimes that
+deep mysterious atmosphere, in which the human spirit is slowly
+unsettling its wings for flight from earthly tenements. It is now eight
+o'clock in the morning; and, to all appearance, if Kate should receive
+no aid before noon, when next the sun is departing to his rest, Kate
+will be departing to hers; when next the sun is holding out his golden
+Christian signal to man, that the hour is come for letting his anger go
+down, Kate will be sleeping away for ever into the arms of brotherly
+forgiveness.
+
+What is wanted just now for Kate, supposing Kate herself to be wanted
+by this world, is, that this world would be kind enough to send her a
+little brandy before it is too late. The simple truth was, and a truth
+which I have known to take place in more ladies than Kate, who died or
+did _not_ die, accordingly, as they had or had not an adviser like
+myself, capable of giving so sound an opinion, that the jewelly star of
+life had descended too far down the arch towards setting, for any
+chance of re-ascending by _spontaneous_ effort. The fire was still
+burning in secret, but needed to be rekindled by potent artificial
+breath. It lingered, and _might_ linger, but would never culminate
+again without some stimulus from earthly vineyards. [Footnote: Though
+not exactly in the same circumstances as Kate, or sleeping, _ŕ la
+belle étoile_, on a declivity of the Andes, I have known (or heard
+circumstantially reported) the cases of many ladies besides Kate, who
+were in precisely the same critical danger of perishing for want of a
+little brandy. A dessert spoonful or two would have saved them. Avaunt!
+you wicked 'Temperance' medallist! repent as fast as ever you can, or,
+perhaps the next time we hear of you, _anasarca_ and _hydro-
+thorax_ will be running after you to punish your shocking excesses
+in water. Seriously, the case is one of constant recurrence, and
+constantly ending fatally from _unseasonable_ and pedantic rigor
+of temperance. The fact is, that the medical profession composes the
+most generous and liberal body of men amongst us; taken generally, by
+much the most enlightened; but professionally, the most timid. Want of
+boldness in the administration of opium, &c., though they can be bold
+enough with mercury, is their besetting infirmity. And from this
+infirmity females suffer most. One instance I need hardly mention, the
+fatal case of an august lady, mourned by nations, with respect to whom
+it was, and is, the belief of multitudes to this hour (well able to
+judge), that she would have been saved by a glass of brandy; and her
+attendant, who shot himself, came to think so too late--too late for
+_her_, and too late for himself. Amongst many cases of the same
+nature, which personally I have been acquainted with, twenty years ago,
+a man, illustrious for his intellectual accomplishments, mentioned to
+me that his own wife, during her first or second confinement, was
+suddenly reported to him, by one of her female attendants, (who slipped
+away unobserved by the medical people,) as undoubtedly sinking fast. He
+hurried to her chamber, and _saw_ that it was so. The presiding
+medical authority, however, was inexorable. 'Oh, by no means,' shaking
+his ambrosial wig, 'any stimulant at this crisis would be fatal.' But
+no authority could overrule the concurrent testimony of all symptoms,
+and of all unprofessional opinions. By some pious falsehood my friend
+smuggled the doctor out of the room, and immediately smuggled a glass
+of brandy into the poor lady's lips. She recovered with magical power.
+The doctor is now dead, and went to his grave under the delusive
+persuasion--that not any vile glass of brandy, but the stern refusal of
+all brandy, was the thing that saved his collapsing patient. The
+patient herself, who might naturally know something of the matter, was
+of a different opinion. She sided with the factious body around her
+bed, (comprehending all beside the doctor,) who felt sure that death
+was rapidly approaching, _barring_ that brandy. The same result in
+the same appalling crisis, I have known repeatedly produced by twenty-
+five drops of laudanum. An obstinate man will say--'Oh, never listen to
+a non-medical man like this writer. Consult in such a case your medical
+adviser.' You will, will you? Then let me tell you, that you are
+missing the very logic of all I have been saying for the improvement of
+blockheads, which is--that you should consult any man _but_ a
+medical man, since no other man has any obstinate prejudice of
+professional timidity. N. B.--I prescribe for Kate _gratis_,
+because she, poor thing! has so little to give. But from other ladies,
+who may have the happiness to benefit by my advice, I expect a fee--not
+so large a one considering the service--a flowering plant, suppose the
+_second_ best in their collection. I know it would be of no use to
+ask for the _very_ best, (which else I could wish to do,) because
+that would only be leading them into little fibs. I don't insist on a
+_Yucca gloriosa_, or a _Magnolia speciosissima_, (I hope
+there _is_ such a plant)--a rose or a violet will do. I am sure
+there is such a plant as that. And if they settle their debts justly, I
+shall very soon be master of the prettiest little conservatory in
+England. For, treat it not as a jest, reader; no case of timid practice
+is so fatally frequent.] Kate was ever lucky, though ever unfortunate;
+and the world, being of my opinion that Kate was worth saving, made up
+its mind about half-past eight o'clock in the morning to save her. Just
+at that time, when the night was over, and its sufferings were hidden--
+in one of those intermitting gleams that for a moment or two lightened
+the clouds of her slumber, Kate's dull ear caught a sound that for
+years had spoken a familiar language to _her_. What was it? It was
+the sound, though muffled and deadened, like the ear that heard it, of
+horsemen advancing. Interpreted by the tumultuous dreams of Kate, was
+it the cavalry of Spain, at whose head so often she had charged the
+bloody Indian scalpers? Was it, according to the legend of ancient
+days, cavalry that had been sown by her brother's blood, cavalry that
+rose from the ground on an inquest of retribution, and were racing up
+the Andes to seize her? Her dreams that had opened sullenly to the
+sound waited for no answer, but closed again into pompous darkness.
+Happily, the horsemen had caught the glimpse of some bright ornament,
+clasp, or aiguillette, on Kate's dress. They were hunters and foresters
+from below; servants in the household of a beneficent lady; and in some
+pursuit of flying game had wandered beyond their ordinary limits.
+Struck by the sudden scintillation from Kate's dress played upon by the
+morning sun, they rode up to the thicket. Great was their surprise,
+great their pity, to see a young officer in uniform stretched within
+the bushes upon the ground, and perhaps dying. Borderers from childhood
+on this dreadful frontier, sacred to winter and death, they understood
+the case at once. They dismounted: and with the tenderness of women,
+raising the poor frozen cornet in their arms, washed her temples with
+brandy, whilst one, at intervals, suffered a few drops to trickle
+within her lips. As the restoration of a warm bed was now most likely
+to be successful, they lifted the helpless stranger upon a horse,
+walking on each side with supporting arms. Once again our Kate is in
+the saddle; once again a Spanish Caballador. But Kate's bridle-hand is
+deadly cold. And her spurs, that she had never unfastened since leaving
+the monastic asylum, hung as idle as the flapping sail that fills
+unsteadily with the breeze upon a stranded ship.
+
+This procession had some miles to go, and over difficult ground; but at
+length it reached the forest-like park and the chateau of the wealthy
+proprietress. Kate was still half-frozen and speechless, except at
+intervals. Heavens! can this corpse-like, languishing young woman, be
+the Kate that once, in her radiant girlhood, rode with a handful of
+comrades into a column of two thousand enemies, that saw her comrades
+die, that persisted when all were dead, that tore from the heart of all
+resistance the banner of her native Spain? Chance and change have
+'written strange defeatures in her face.' Much is changed; but some
+things are not changed: there is still kindness that overflows with
+pity: there is still helplessness that asks for this pity without a
+voice: she is now received by a Senora, not less kind than that
+maternal aunt, who, on the night of her birth, first welcomed her to a
+loving home; and she, the heroine of Spain, is herself as helpless now
+as that little lady who, then at ten minutes of age, was kissed and
+blessed by all the household of St. Sebastian.
+
+Let us suppose Kate placed in a warm bed. Let us suppose her in a few
+hours recovering steady consciousness; in a few days recovering some
+power of self-support; in a fortnight able to seek the gay saloon,
+where the Senora was sitting alone, and rendering thanks, with that
+deep sincerity which ever characterized our wild-hearted Kate, for the
+critical services received from that lady and her establishment.
+
+This lady, a widow, was what the French call a _métisse_, the Spaniards
+a _mestizza_; that is, the daughter of a genuine Spaniard, and an
+Indian mother. I shall call her simply a _creole_, [Footnote:
+'Creole.'--At that time the infusion of negro or African blood was
+small. Consequently none of the negro hideousness was diffused. After
+these intercomplexities had arisen between all complications of descent
+from three original strands, European, American, African, the
+distinctions of social consideration founded on them bred names so
+many, that a court calendar was necessary to keep you from blundering.
+As yet, the varieties were few. Meantime, the word _creole_ has always
+been misapplied in our English colonies to a person (though of strictly
+European blood,) simply because _born_ in the West Indies. In this
+English use, it expresses the same difference as the Romans indicated
+by _Hispanus_ and _Hispanicus_. The first meant a person of Spanish
+blood, a native of Spain; the second, a Roman born in Spain. So of
+_Germanus_ and _Germanicus_, _Italus_ and _Italicus_, _Anglus_ and
+_Anglicus_, &c.; an important distinction, on which see Casaubon _apud
+Scriptores. Hist. Augustan._] which will indicate her want of pure
+Spanish blood sufficiently to explain her deference for those who had
+it. She was a kind, liberal woman; rich rather more than needed where
+there were no opera boxes to rent--a widow about fifty years old in the
+wicked world's account, some forty-four in her own; and happy, above
+all, in the possession of a most lovely daughter, whom even the wicked
+world did not accuse of more than sixteen years. This daughter, Juana,
+was--But stop--let her open the door of the saloon in which the Senora
+and the cornet are conversing, and speak for herself. She did so, after
+an hour had passed; which length of time, to _her_ that never had any
+business whatever in her innocent life, seemed sufficient to settle the
+business of the old world and the new. Had Pietro Diaz (as Catalina now
+called herself) been really a Peter, and not a sham Peter, what a
+vision of loveliness would have rushed upon his sensibilities as the
+door opened! Do not expect me to describe her, for which, however,
+there are materials extant, sleeping in archives, where they have slept
+for two hundred and twenty years. It is enough that she is reported to
+have united the stately tread of Andalusian women with the innocent
+voluptuousness of Peruvian eyes. As to her complexion and figure, be it
+known that Juana's father was a gentleman from Grenada, having in his
+veins the grandest blood of all this earth, blood of Goths and Vandals,
+tainted (for which Heaven be thanked!) twice over with blood of Arabs--
+once through Moors, once through Jews; [Footnote: It is well known,
+that the very reason why the Spanish of all nations became the most
+gloomily jealous of a Jewish cross in the pedigree, was because, until
+the vigilance of the Church rose into ferocity, in no nation was such a
+cross so common. The hatred of fear is ever the deepest. And men hated
+the Jewish taint, as once in Jerusalem they hated the leprosy, because
+even whilst they raved against it, the secret proofs of it might be
+detected amongst their own kindred, even as in the Temple, whilst once
+a king rose in mutiny against the priesthood, (2 Chron. xxvi 16-20,)
+suddenly the leprosy that dethroned him, blazed out upon his forehead.]
+whilst from her grandmother, Juana drew the deep subtle melancholy and
+the beautiful contours of limb which belong to the Indian race--a race
+destined silently and slowly to fade from the earth. No awkwardness was
+or could be in this antelope, when gliding with forest grace into the
+room--no town-bred shame--nothing but the unaffected pleasure of one
+who wishes to speak a fervent welcome, but knows not if she ought--the
+astonishment of a Miranda, bred in utter solitude, when first beholding
+a princely Ferdinand--and just so much reserve as to remind you, that
+if Catalina thought fit to dissemble her sex, she did _not_. And
+consider, reader, if you look back and are a great arithmetician, that
+whilst the Senora had only fifty per cent of Spanish blood, Juana had
+seventy-five; so that her Indian melancholy after all was swallowed up
+for the present by her Vandal, by her Arab, by her Spanish fire.
+
+Catalina, seared as she was by the world, has left it evident in her
+memoirs that she was touched more than she wished to be by this
+innocent child. Juana formed a brief lull for Catalina in her too
+stormy existence. And if for _her_ in this life the sweet reality
+of a sister had been possible, here was the sister she would have
+chosen. On the other hand, what might Juana think of the cornet? To
+have been thrown upon the kind hospitalities of her native home, to
+have been rescued by her mother's servants from that fearful death
+which, lying but a few miles off, had filled her nursery with
+traditionary tragedies,--_that_ was sufficient to create an
+interest in the stranger. But his bold martial demeanor, his yet
+youthful style of beauty, his frank manners, his animated conversation
+that reported a hundred contests with suffering and peril, wakened for
+the first time her admiration. Men she had never seen before, except
+menial servants, or a casual priest. But here was a gentleman, young
+like herself, that rode in the cavalry of Spain--that carried the
+banner of the only potentate whom Peruvians knew of--the King of the
+Spains and the Indies--that had doubled Cape Horn, that had crossed the
+Andes, that had suffered shipwreck, that had rocked upon fifty storms,
+and had wrestled for life through fifty battles.
+
+The reader knows all that followed. The sisterly love which Catalina
+did really feel for this young mountaineer was inevitably misconstrued.
+Embarrassed, but not able, from sincere affection, or almost in bare
+propriety, to refuse such expressions of feeling as corresponded to the
+artless and involuntary kindnesses of the ingenuous Juana, one day the
+cornet was surprised by mamma in the act of encircling her daughter's
+waist with his martial arm, although waltzing was premature by at least
+two centuries in Peru. She taxed him instantly with dishonorably
+abusing her confidence. The cornet made but a bad defence. He muttered
+something about '_fraternal affection_,' about 'esteem,' and a
+great deal of metaphysical words that are destined to remain
+untranslated in their original Spanish. The good Senora, though she
+could boast only of forty-four years' experience, was not altogether to
+be '_had_' in that fashion--she was as learned as if she had been
+fifty, and she brought matters to a speedy crisis. 'You are a
+Spaniard,' she said, 'a gentleman, therefore; _remember_ that you
+are a gentleman. This very night, if your intentions are not serious,
+quit my house. Go to Tucuman; you shall command my horses and servants;
+but stay no longer to increase the sorrow that already you will have
+left behind you. My daughter loves you. That is sorrow enough, if you
+are trifling with us. But, if not, and you also love _her_, and
+can be happy in our solitary mode of life, stay with us--stay for ever.
+Marry Juana with my free consent. I ask not for wealth. Mine is
+sufficient for you both.' The cornet protested that the honor was one
+never contemplated by _him_--that it was too great--that--. But,
+of course, reader, you know that 'gammon' flourishes in Peru, amongst
+the silver mines, as well as in some more boreal lands that produce
+little better than copper and tin. 'Tin,' however, has its uses. The
+delighted Senora overruled all objections, great and small; and she
+confirmed Juana's notion that the business of two worlds could be
+transacted in an hour, by settling her daughter's future happiness in
+exactly twenty minutes. The poor, weak Catalina, not acting now in any
+spirit of recklessness, grieving sincerely for the gulf that was
+opening before her, and yet shrinking effeminately from the momentary
+shock that would be inflicted by a firm adherence to her duty, clinging
+to the anodyne of a short delay, allowed herself to be installed as the
+lover of Juana. Considerations of convenience, however, postponed the
+marriage. It was requisite to make various purchases; and for this, it
+was requisite to visit Tucuman, where, also, the marriage ceremony
+could be performed with more circumstantial splendor. To Tucuman,
+therefore, after some weeks' interval, the whole party repaired. And at
+Tucuman it was that the tragical events arose, which, whilst
+interrupting such a mockery for ever, left the poor Juana still happily
+deceived, and never believing for a moment that hers was a rejected or
+a deluded heart.
+
+One reporter of Mr. De Ferrer's narrative forgets his usual generosity,
+when he says that the Senora's gift of her daughter to the Alferez was
+not quite so disinterested as it seemed to be. Certainly it was not so
+disinterested as European ignorance might fancy it: but it was quite as
+much so as it ought to have been, in balancing the interests of a
+child. Very true it is--that, being a genuine Spaniard, who was still
+a rare creature in so vast a world as Peru, being a Spartan amongst
+Helots, an Englishman amongst Savages, an Alferez would in those days
+have been a natural noble. His alliance created honor for his wife and
+for his descendants. Something, therefore, the cornet would add to the
+family consideration. But, instead of selfishness, it argued just
+regard for her daughter's interest to build upon this, as some sort of
+equipoise to the wealth which her daughter would bring.
+
+Spaniard, however, as he was, our Alferez on reaching Tucuman found no
+Spaniards to mix with, but instead twelve Portuguese.
+
+Catalina remembered the Spanish proverb--'Subtract from a Spaniard all
+his good qualities, and the remainder makes a pretty fair Portuguese;'
+but, as there was nobody else to gamble with, she entered freely into
+their society. Very soon she suspected that there was foul play: all
+modes of doctoring dice had been made familiar to _her_ by the
+experience of camps. She watched; and, by the time she had lost her
+final coin, she was satisfied that she had been plundered. In her first
+anger she would have been glad to switch the whole dozen across the
+eyes; but, as twelve to one were too great odds, she determined on
+limiting her vengeance to the immediate culprit. Him she followed into
+the street; and coming near enough to distinguish his profile reflected
+on a wall, she continued to keep him in view from a short distance. The
+light-hearted young cavalier whistled, as he went, an old Portuguese
+ballad of romance; and in a quarter of an hour came up to an house, the
+front door of which he began to open with a pass-key. This operation
+was the signal for Catalina that the hour of vengeance had struck; and,
+stepping hastily up, she tapped the Portuguese on the shoulder, saying
+--'Senor, you are a robber!' The Portuguese turned coolly round, and,
+seeing his gaming antagonist, replied--'Possibly, Sir; but I have no
+particular fancy for being told so,' at the same time drawing his
+sword. Catalina had not designed to take any advantage; and the
+touching him on the shoulder, with the interchange of speeches, and the
+known character of Kate, sufficiently imply it. But it is too probable
+in such cases, that the party whose intention has been regularly
+settled from the first, will, and must have an advantage unconsciously
+over a man so abruptly thrown on his defence. However this might be,
+they had not fought a minute before Catalina passed her sword through
+her opponent's body; and without a groan or a sigh, the Portuguese
+cavalier fell dead at his own door. Kate searched the street with her
+ears, and (as far as the indistinctness of night allowed) with her
+eyes. All was profoundly silent; and she was satisfied that no human
+figure was in motion. What should be done with the body? A glance at
+the door of the house settled _that_: Fernando had himself opened
+it at the very moment when he received the summons to turn round. She
+dragged the corpse in, therefore, to the foot of the staircase, put the
+key by the dead man's side, and then issuing softly into the street,
+drew the door close with as little noise as possible. Catalina again
+paused to listen and to watch, went home to the hospitable Senora's
+house, retired to bed, fell asleep, and early the next morning was
+awakened by the Corregidor and four alguazils.
+
+The lawlessness of all that followed strikingly exposes the frightful
+state of criminal justice at that time, wherever Spanish law prevailed.
+No evidence appeared to connect Catalina in any way with the death of
+Fernando Acosta. The Portuguese gamblers, besides that perhaps they
+thought lightly of such an accident, might have reasons of their own
+for drawing off public attention from their pursuits in Tucuman: not
+one of these men came forward openly; else the circumstances at the
+gaming table, and the departure of Catalina so closely on the heels of
+her opponent, would have suggested reasonable grounds for detaining her
+until some further light should be obtained. As it was, her
+imprisonment rested upon no colorable ground whatever, unless the
+magistrate had received some anonymous information, which, however, he
+never alleged. One comfort there was, meantime, in Spanish injustice:
+it did not loiter. Full gallop it went over the ground: one week often
+sufficed for informations--for trial--for execution; and the only bad
+consequence was, that a second or a third week sometimes exposed the
+disagreeable fact that everything had been 'premature;' a solemn
+sacrifice had been made to offended justice, in which all was right
+except as to the victim; it was the wrong man; and _that_ gave
+extra trouble; for then all was to do over again, another man to be
+executed, and, possibly, still to be caught.
+
+Justice moved at her usual Spanish rate in the present case. Kate was
+obliged to rise instantly; not suffered to speak to anybody in the
+house, though, in going out, a door opened, and she saw the young Juana
+looking out with saddest Indian expression. In one day the trial was
+all finished. Catalina said (which was true) that she hardly knew
+Acosta; and that people of her rank were used to attack their enemies
+face to face, not by murderous surprises. The magistrates were
+impressed with Catalina's answers (yet answered to _what_?) Things
+were beginning to look well, when all was suddenly upset by two
+witnesses, whom the reader (who is a sort of accomplice after the fact,
+having been privately let into the truths of the case, and having
+concealed his knowledge), will know at once to be false witnesses, but
+whom the old Spanish buzwigs doated on as models of all that could be
+looked for in the best. Both were very ill-looking fellows, as it was
+their duty to be. And the first deposed as follows:--That through his
+quarter of Tucuman, the fact was notorious of Acosta's wife being the
+object of a criminal pursuit on the part of the Alferez (Catalina):
+that, _doubtless_, the injured husband had surprised the prisoner,
+which, of course, had led to the murder, to the staircase, to the key--
+to everything, in short, that could be wished; no--stop! what am I
+saying?--to everything that ought to be abominated. Finally--for he had
+now settled the main question--that he had a friend who would take up
+the case where he himself, from short-sightedness, was obliged to lay
+it down.' This friend, the Pythias of this short-sighted Damon started
+up in a frenzy of virtue at this summons, and, rushing to the front of
+the alguazils, said, 'That since his friend had proved sufficiently the
+fact of the Alferez having been lurking in the house, and having
+murdered a man, all that rested upon _him_ to show was, how that
+murderer got out of the house; which he could do satisfactorily; for
+there was a balcony running along the windows on the second floor, one
+of which windows he himself, lurking in a corner of the street, saw the
+Alferez throw up, and from the said balcony take a flying leap into the
+said street.' Evidence like this was conclusive; no defence was
+listened to, nor indeed had the prisoner any to produce. The Alferez
+could deny neither the staircase nor the balcony: the street is there
+to this day, like the bricks in Jack Cade's Chimney, testifying all
+that may be required; and, as to our friend who saw the leap, there he
+was; nobody could deny _him_. The prisoner might indeed have
+suggested that she never heard of Acosta's wife, nor had the existence
+of such a wife been ripened even into a suspicion. But the bench were
+satisfied; chopping logic was of no use; and sentence was pronounced--
+that on the eighth day from the day of arrest, the Alferez should be
+executed in the public square.
+
+It was not amongst the weaknesses of Catalina--who had so often
+inflicted death, and, by her own journal, thought so lightly of
+inflicting it (if not under cowardly advantages)--to shrink from facing
+death in her own person. Many incidents in her career show the coolness
+and even gaiety with which, in any case where death was apparently
+inevitable, she would have gone to meet it. But in this case she
+_had_ a temptation for escaping it, which was probably in her
+power. She had only to reveal the secret of her sex, and the ridiculous
+witnesses, beyond whose testimony there was nothing at all against her,
+must at once be covered with derision. Catalina had some liking for
+fun; and a main inducement to this course was, that it would enable her
+to say to the judges, 'Now you see what old fools you've made of
+yourselves; every woman and child in Peru will soon be laughing at
+you.' I must acknowledge my own weakness; this last temptation I could
+_not_ have withstood; flesh is weak, and fun is strong. But
+Catalina _did_. On consideration she fancied, that although the
+particular motive for murdering Acosta would be dismissed with
+laughter, still this might not clear her of the murder, which on some
+_other_ motive she might have committed. But supposing that she
+were cleared altogether, what most of all she feared was, that the
+publication of her sex would throw a reflex light upon many past
+transactions in her life--would instantly find its way to Spain--and
+would probably soon bring her within the tender attentions of the
+Inquisition. She kept firm to the resolution of not saving her life by
+this discovery. And so far as her fate lay in her own hands, she would
+(as the reader will perceive from a little incident at the scaffold)
+have perished to a certainty. But even at this point, how strange a
+case! A woman _falsely_ accused of an act which she really
+_did_ commit! And falsely accused of a true offence upon a motive
+that was impossible!
+
+As the sun set upon the seventh day, when the hours were numbered for
+the prisoner, there filed into her cell four persons in religious
+habits. They came on the charitable mission of preparing the poor
+convict for death. Catalina, however, watching all things narrowly,
+remarked something earnest and significant in the eye of the leader, as
+of one who had some secret communication to make. She contrived to
+clasp this man's hands, as if in the energy of internal struggles, and
+_he_ contrived to slip into hers the very smallest of billets from
+poor Juana. It contained, for indeed it _could_ contain, only
+these three words--'Do not confess. J.' This one caution, so simple and
+so brief, was a talisman. It did not refer to any confession of the
+crime; _that_ would have been assuming what Juana was neither
+entitled nor disposed to assume, but, in the technical sense of the
+Church, to the act of devotional confession. Catalina found a single
+moment for a glance at it--understood the whole--resolutely refused to
+confess, as a person unsettled in her religious opinions, that needed
+spiritual instructions, and the four monks withdrew to make their
+report. The principal judge, upon hearing of the prisoner's
+impenitence, granted another day. At the end of _that_, no change
+having occurred either in the prisoner's mind, or in the circumstances,
+he issued his warrant for the execution. Accordingly, as the sun went
+down, the sad procession formed within the prison. Into the great
+square of Tucuman it moved, where the scaffold had been built, and the
+whole city had assembled for the spectacle. Catalina steadily ascended
+the ladder of the scaffold; even then she resolved not to benefit by
+revealing her sex; even then it was that she expressed her scorn for
+the lubberly executioner's mode of tying a knot; did it herself in a
+'ship-shape,' orthodox manner; received in return the enthusiastic
+plaudits of the crowd, and so far ran the risk of precipitating her
+fate; for the timid magistrates, fearing a rescue from the impetuous
+mob, angrily ordered the executioner to finish the scene. The clatter
+of a galloping horse, however, at this instant forced them to pause.
+The crowd opened a road for the agitated horseman, who was the bearer
+of an order from the President of La Plata to suspend the execution
+until two prisoners could be examined. The whole was the work of the
+Senora and her daughter. The elder lady, having gathered informations
+against the witnesses, had pursued them to La Plata. There, by her
+influence with the Governor, they were arrested; recognised as old
+malefactors; and in their terror had partly confessed their perjury.
+Catalina was removed to La Plata; solemnly acquitted; and, by the
+advice of the President, for the present the connection with the
+Senora's family was postponed indefinitely.
+
+Now was the last adventure approaching that ever Catalina should see in
+the new world. Some fine sights she may yet see in Europe, but nothing
+after this (_which she has recorded_) in America. Europe, if it
+had ever heard of her name (which very shortly it _shall_), Kings,
+Pope, Cardinals, if they were but aware of her existence (which in six
+months they _shall_ be), would thirst for an introduction to our
+Catalina. You hardly thought now, reader, that she was such a great
+person, or anybody's pet but yours and mine. Bless you, Sir, she would
+scorn to look at _us_. I tell you, royalties are languishing to
+see her, or soon _will_ be. But how can this come to pass, if she
+is to continue in her present obscurity? Certainly it cannot without
+some great _peripetteia_ or vertiginous whirl of fortune; which,
+therefore, you shall now behold taking place in one turn of her next
+adventure. _That_ shall let in a light, _that_ shall throw
+back a Claude Lorraine gleam over all the past, able to make Kings,
+that would have cared not for her under Peruvian daylight, come to
+glorify her setting beams.
+
+The Senora--and, observe, whatever kindness she does to Catalina speaks
+secretly from two hearts, her own and Juana's--had, by the advice of
+Mr. President Mendonia, given sufficient money for Catalina's
+travelling expenses. So far well. But Mr. M. chose to add a little
+codicil to this bequest of the Senora's, never suggested by her or by
+her daughter. 'Pray,' said this inquisitive President, who surely might
+have found business enough in La Plata, 'Pray, Senor Pietro Diaz, did
+you ever live at Concepcion? And were you ever acquainted there with
+Senor Miguel de Erauso? That man, Sir, was my friend.' What a pity that
+on this occasion Catalina could not venture to be candid! What a
+capital speech it would have made to say--'_Friend_ were you? I
+think you could hardly be _that_, with seven hundred miles between
+you. But that man was _my_ friend also; and, secondly, my brother.
+True it is I killed him. But if you happen to know that this was by
+pure mistake in the dark, what an old rogue you must be to throw
+_that_ in my teeth, which is the affliction of my life!' Again,
+however, as so often in the same circumstances, Catalina thought that
+it would cause more ruin than it could heal to be candid; and, indeed,
+if she were really _P. Diaz, Esq. _, how came she to be brother to
+the late Mr. Erauso? On consideration, also, if she could not tell
+_all_, merely to have professed a fraternal connection which never
+was avowed by either whilst living together, would not have brightened
+the reputation of Catalina, which too surely required a scouring.
+Still, from my kindness for poor Kate, I feel uncharitably towards the
+president for advising Senor Pietro 'to travel for his health.' What
+had _he_ to do with people's health? However, Mr. Peter, as he had
+pocketed the Senora's money, thought it right to pocket also the advice
+that accompanied its payment. That he might be in a condition to do so,
+he went off to buy a horse. He was in luck to-day. For beside money and
+advice, he obtained, at a low rate, a horse both beautiful and
+serviceable for a journey. To Paz it was, a city of prosperous name,
+that the cornet first moved. But Paz did not fulfil the promise of its
+name. For it laid the grounds of a feud that drove our Kate out of
+America.
+
+Her first adventure was a bagatelle, and fitter for a jest-book than a
+history; yet it proved no jest either, since it led to the tragedy that
+followed. Riding into Paz, our gallant standard-bearer and her bonny
+black horse drew all eyes, _comme de raison_, upon their separate
+charms. This was inevitable amongst the indolent population of a
+Spanish town; and Kate was used to it. But, having recently had a
+little too much of the public attention, she felt nervous on remarking
+two soldiers eyeing the handsome horse and the handsome rider, with an
+attention that seemed too solemn for mere _aesthetics_. However,
+Kate was not the kind of person to let anything dwell on her spirits,
+especially if it took the shape of impudence; and, whistling gaily, she
+was riding forward--when, who should cross her path but the Alcalde!
+Ah! Alcalde, you see a person now that has a mission against you,
+though quite unknown to herself. He looked so sternly, that Kate asked
+if his worship had any commands. 'These men,' said the Alcalde, 'these
+two soldiers, say that this horse is stolen.' To one who had so
+narrowly and so lately escaped the balcony witness and his friend, it
+was really no laughing matter to hear of new affidavits in preparation.
+Kate was nervous, but never disconcerted. In a moment she had twitched
+off a saddle-cloth on which she sat; and throwing it over the horse's
+head, so as to cover up all between the ears and the mouth, she
+replied, 'that she had bought and paid for the horse at La Plata. But
+now, your worship, if this horse has really been stolen from these men,
+they must know well of which eye it is blind; for it _can_ be only
+in the right eye or the left.' One of the soldiers cried out instantly,
+that it was the left eye; but the other said, 'No, no, you forget, it's
+the right.' Kate maliciously called attention to this little schism.
+But the men said, 'Ah, _that_ was nothing--they were hurried; but
+now, on recollecting themselves, they were agreed that it was the left
+eye.' Did they stand to that? 'Oh yes, positive they were, left eye,
+left.'
+
+Upon which our Kate, twitching off the horse-cloth, said gaily to the
+magistrate, 'Now, Sir, please to observe that this horse has nothing
+the matter with either eye.' And in fact it _was_ so. Then his
+worship ordered his alguazils to apprehend the two witnesses, who
+posted off to bread and water, with other reversionary advantages,
+whilst Kate rode in quest of the best dinner that Paz could furnish.
+
+This Alcalde's acquaintance, however, was not destined to drop here.
+Something had appeared in the young _caballero's_ bearing, which
+made it painful to have addressed him with harshness, or for a moment
+to have entertained such a charge against such a person. He despatched
+his cousin, therefore, Don Antonio Calderon, to offer his apologies,
+and at the same time to request that the stranger, whose rank and
+quality he regretted not to have known, would do him the honor to come
+and dine with him. This explanation, and the fact that Don Antonio had
+already proclaimed his own position as cousin to the magistrate and
+nephew to the Bishop of Cuzco, obliged Catalina to say, after thanking
+the gentlemen for their obliging attentions, 'I myself hold the rank of
+Alferez in the service of his Catholic Majesty. I am a native of
+Biscay, and I am now repairing to Cuzco on private business.' 'To
+Cuzco!' exclaimed Don Antonio, 'how very fortunate! My cousin is a
+Basque like you; and, like you, he starts for Cuzco to-morrow morning;
+so that, if it is agreeable to you, Senor Alferez, we will travel
+together.' It was settled that they should. To travel--amongst 'balcony
+witnesses,' and anglers for 'blind horses'--not merely with a just man,
+but with the very abstract idea and riding allegory of justice, was too
+delightful to the storm-wearied cornet; and he cheerfully accompanied
+Don Antonio to the house of the magistrate, called Don Pedro de
+Chavarria. Distinguished was his reception; the Alcalde personally
+renewed his regrets for the ridiculous scene of the two scampish
+oculists, and presented him to his wife, a splendid Andalusian beauty,
+to whom he had been married about a year.
+
+This lady there is a reason for describing; and the French reporter of
+Catalina's memoirs dwells upon the theme. She united, he says, the
+sweetness of the German lady with the energy of the Arabian, a
+combination hard to judge of. As to her feet, he adds, I say nothing;
+for she had scarcely any at all. '_Je ne parle point de ses pieds,
+elle n'en avait presque pas_.' 'Poor lady!' says a compassionate
+rustic: 'no feet! What a shocking thing that so fine a woman should
+have been so sadly mutilated!' Oh, my dear rustic, you're quite in the
+wrong box. The Frenchman means this as the very highest compliment.
+Beautiful, however, she must have been; and a Cinderella, I hope, not a
+Cinderellula, considering that she had the inimitable walk and step of
+the Andalusians, which cannot be accomplished without something of a
+proportionate basis to stand upon.
+
+The reason which there is (as I have said) for describing this lady,
+arises out of her relation to the tragic events which followed. She, by
+her criminal levity, was the cause of all. And I must here warn the
+moralizing blunderer of two errors that he is too likely to make: 1st,
+That he is invited to read some extract from a licentious amour, as if
+for its own interest; 2d, Or on account of Donna Catalina's memoirs,
+with a view to relieve their too martial character. I have the pleasure
+to assure him of his being so utterly in the darkness of error, that
+any possible change he can make in his opinions, right or left, must be
+for the better: he cannot stir, but he will mend, which is a delightful
+thought for the moral and blundering mind. As to the first point, what
+little glimpse he obtains of a licentious amour is, as a court of
+justice will sometimes show him such a glimpse, simply to make
+intelligible the subsequent facts which depend upon it. Secondly, As to
+the conceit, that Catalina wished to embellish her memoirs, understand
+that no such practice then existed; certainly not in Spanish
+literature. Her memoirs are electrifying by their facts; else, in the
+manner of telling these facts, they are systematically dry.
+
+Don Antonio Calderon was a handsome, accomplished cavalier. And in the
+course of dinner, Catalina was led to judge, from the behavior to each
+other of this gentleman and the lady, the Alcalde's beautiful wife,
+that they had an improper understanding. This also she inferred from
+the furtive language of their eyes. Her wonder was, that the Alcalde
+should be so blind; though upon that point she saw reason in a day or
+two to change her opinion. Some people see everything by affecting to
+see nothing. The whole affair, however, was nothing at all to
+_her_, and she would have dismissed it from her thoughts
+altogether, but for what happened on the journey.
+
+From the miserable roads, eight hours a day of travelling was found
+quite enough for man and beast; the product of which eight hours was
+from ten to twelve leagues. On the last day but one of the journey, the
+travelling party, which was precisely the original dinner party,
+reached a little town ten leagues short of Cuzco. The Corregidor of
+this place was a friend of the Alcalde; and through _his_
+influence the party obtained better accommodations than those which
+they had usually had in a hovel calling itself a _venta_, or in
+the sheltered corner of a barn. The Alcalde was to sleep at the
+Corregidor's house; the two young cavaliers, Calderon and our Kate, had
+sleeping rooms at the public _locanda_; but for the lady was
+reserved a little pleasure-house in an enclosed garden. This was a
+plaything of a house; but the season being summer, and the house
+surrounded with tropical flowers, the lady preferred it (in spite of
+its loneliness) to the damp mansion of the official grandee, who, in
+her humble opinion, was quite as fusty as his mansion, and his mansion
+not much less so than himself.
+
+After dining gaily together at the _locanda_, and possibly taking a
+'rise' out of his worship the Corregidor, as a repeating echo of Don
+Quixote, (then growing popular in Spanish America,) the young man who
+was no young officer, and the young officer who was no young man,
+lounged down together to the little pavilion in the flower-garden, with
+the purpose of paying their respects to the presiding belle. They were
+graciously received, and had the honor of meeting there his Mustiness
+the Alcalde, and his Fustiness the Corregidor; whose conversation was
+surely improving, but not equally brilliant. How they got on under the
+weight of two such muffs, has been a mystery for two centuries. But
+they _did_ to a certainty, for the party did not break up till eleven.
+_Tea and turn out_ you could not call it; for there was the _turn out_
+in rigor, but not the _tea_. One thing, however, Catalina by mere
+accident had an opportunity of observing, and observed with pain. The
+two official gentlemen had gone down the steps into the garden.
+Catalina, having forgot her hat, went back into the little vestibule to
+look for it. There stood the lady and Don Antonio, exchanging a few
+final words (they _were_ final) and a few final signs. Amongst the last
+Kate observed distinctly this, and distinctly she understood it. First
+drawing Calderon's attention to the gesture, as one of significant
+pantomime, by raising her forefinger, the lady snuffed out one of the
+candles. The young man answered it by a look of intelligence, and all
+three passed down the steps together. The lady was disposed to take the
+cool air, and accompanied them to the garden-gate; but, in passing
+down the walk, Catalina noticed a second ill-omened sign that all was
+not right. Two glaring eyes she distinguished amongst the shrubs for a
+moment, and a rustling immediately after. 'What's that?' said the lady,
+and Don Antonio answered carelessly, 'A bird flying out of the bushes.'
+
+Catalina, as usual, had read everything. Not a wrinkle or a rustle was
+lost upon _her_. And, therefore, when she reached the
+_locanda_, knowing to an iota all that was coming, she did not
+retire to bed, but paced before the house. She had not long to wait: in
+fifteen minutes the door opened softly, and out stepped Calderon. Kate
+walked forward, and faced him immediately; telling him laughingly that
+it was not good for his health to go abroad on this night. The young
+man showed some impatience; upon which, very seriously, Kate acquainted
+him with her suspicions, and with the certainty that the Alcalde was
+not so blind as he had seemed. Calderon thanked her for the
+information; would be upon his guard; but, to prevent further
+expostulation, he wheeled round instantly into the darkness. Catalina
+was too well convinced, however, of the mischief on foot, to leave him
+thus. She followed rapidly, and passed silently into the garden, almost
+at the same time with Calderon. Both took their stations behind trees;
+Calderon watching nothing but the burning candles, Catalina watching
+circumstances to direct her movements. The candles burned brightly in
+the little pavilion. Presently one was extinguished. Upon this,
+Calderon pressed forward to the steps, hastily ascended them, and
+passed into the vestibule. Catalina followed on his traces. What
+succeeded was all one scene of continued, dreadful dumb show; different
+passions of panic, or deadly struggle, or hellish malice absolutely
+suffocated all articulate words.
+
+In a moment a gurgling sound was heard, as of a wild beast attempting
+vainly to yell over some creature that it was strangling. Next came a
+tumbling out at the door of one black mass, which heaved and parted at
+intervals into two figures, which closed, which parted again, which at
+last fell down the steps together. Then appeared a figure in white. It
+was the unhappy Andalusian; and she seeing the outline of Catalina's
+person, ran up to her, unable to utter one syllable. Pitying the agony
+of her horror, Catalina took her within her own cloak, and carried her
+out at the garden gate. Calderon had by this time died; and the
+maniacal Alcalde had risen up to pursue his wife. But Kate, foreseeing
+what he would do, had stepped silently within the shadow of the garden
+wall. Looking down the road to the town, and seeing nobody moving, the
+maniac, for some purpose, went back to the house. This moment Kate used
+to recover the _locanda_ with the lady still panting in horror.
+What was to be done? To think of concealment in this little place was
+out of the question. The Alcalde was a man of local power, and it was
+certain that he would kill his wife on the spot. Kate's generosity
+would not allow her to have any collusion with this murderous purpose.
+At Cuzco, the principal convent was ruled by a near relative of the
+Andalusian; and there she would find shelter. Kate, therefore, saddled
+her horse rapidly, placed the lady behind, and rode off in the
+darkness. About five miles out of the town their road was crossed by a
+torrent, over which they could not hit the bridge. 'Forward!' cried the
+lady; and Kate repeating the word to the horse, the docile creature
+leaped down into the water. They were all sinking at first; but having
+its head free, the horse swam clear of all obstacles through the
+midnight darkness, and scrambled out on the opposite bank. The two
+riders were dripping from the shoulders downward. But, seeing a light
+twinkling from a cottage window, Kate rode up; obtained a little
+refreshment, and the benefit of a fire, from a poor laboring man. From
+this man she also bought a warm mantle for the lady, who, besides her
+torrent bath, was dressed in a light evening robe, so that but for the
+horseman's cloak of Kate she would have perished. But there was no time
+to lose. They had already lost two hours from the consequences of their
+cold bath. Cuzco was still eighteen miles distant; and the Alcalde's
+shrewdness would at once divine this to be his wife's mark. They
+remounted: very soon the silent night echoed the hoofs of a pursuing
+rider; and now commenced the most frantic race, in which each party
+rode as if the whole game of life were staked upon the issue. The pace
+was killing: and Kate has delivered it as her opinion, in the memoirs
+which she wrote, that the Alcalde was the better mounted. This may be
+doubted. And certainly Kate had ridden too many years in the Spanish
+cavalry to have any fear of his worship's horsemanship; but it was a
+prodigious disadvantage that _her_ horse had to carry double;
+while the horse ridden by her opponent was one of those belonging to
+the murdered Don Antonio, and known to Kate as a powerful animal. At
+length they had come within three miles at Cuzco. The road after this
+descended the whole way to the city, and in some places rapidly, so as
+to require a cool rider. Suddenly a deep trench appeared traversing the
+whole extent of a broad heath. It was useless to evade it. To have
+hesitated was to be lost. Kate saw the necessity of clearing it, but
+doubted much whether her poor exhausted horse, after twenty-one miles
+of work so severe, had strength for the effort. Kate's maxim, however,
+which never yet had failed, both figuratively for life, and literally
+for the saddle, was--to ride at everything that showed a front of
+resistance. She did so now. Having come upon the trench rather too
+suddenly, she wheeled round for the advantage of coming down upon it
+more determinately, rode resolutely at it, and gained the opposite
+bank. The hind feet of her horse were sinking back from the rottenness
+of the ground; but the strong supporting bridle-hand of Kate carried
+him forward; and in ten minutes more they would be in Cuzco. This being
+seen by the vicious Alcalde, who had built great hopes on the trench,
+he unslung his carbine, pulled up, and fired after the bonny black
+horse and its bonny fair riders. But this manoeuvre would have lost his
+worship any bet that he might have had depending on this admirable
+steeple-chase. Had I been stakeholder, what a pleasure it would have
+been, in fifteen minutes from this very vicious shot, to pay into
+Kate's hands every shilling of the deposits. I would have listened to
+no nonsense about referees or protests. The bullets, says Kate,
+whistled round the poor clinging lady _en croupe_--luckily none
+struck her; but one wounded the horse. And that settled the odds. Kate
+now planted herself well in her stirrups to enter Cuzco, almost
+dangerously a winner; for the horse was so maddened by the wound, and
+the road so steep, that he went like blazes; and it really became
+difficult for Kate to guide him with any precision through narrow
+episcopal paths. Henceforwards the wounded horse required Kate's
+continued attention; and yet, in the mere luxury of strife, it was
+impossible for Kate to avoid turning a little in her saddle to see the
+Alcalde's performance on this tight rope of the trench. His worship's
+horsemanship being perhaps rather rusty, and he not perfectly
+acquainted with his horse, it would have been agreeable to compromise
+the case by riding round, or dismounting. But all _that_ was
+impossible. The job must be done. And I am happy to report, for the
+reader's satisfaction, the sequel--so far as Kate could attend the
+performance. Gathering himself up for mischief, the Alcalde took a
+sweep, as if ploughing out the line of some vast encampment, or tracing
+the _pomćrium_ for some future Rome; then, like thunder and
+lightning, with arms flying aloft in the air, down he came upon the
+trembling trench.
+
+But the horse refused the leap; and, as the only compromise that
+_his_ unlearned brain could suggest, he threw his worship right
+over his ears, lodging him safely in a sand-heap that rose with clouds
+of dust and screams of birds into the morning air. Kate had now no time
+to send back her compliments in a musical halloo. The Alcalde missed
+breaking his neck on this occasion very narrowly; but his neck was of
+no use to him in twenty minutes more, as the reader will soon find.
+Kate rode right onwards; and, coming in with a lady behind her, horse
+bloody, and pace such as no hounds could have lived with, she ought to
+have made a great sensation in Cuzco. But, unhappily, the people were
+all in bed.
+
+The steeple-chase into Cuzco had been a fine headlong thing,
+considering the torrent, the trench, the wounded horse, the lovely
+lady, with her agonizing fears, mounted behind Kate, together with the
+meek dove-like dawn: but the finale crowded together the quickest
+succession of changes that out of a melodrama can ever have been
+witnessed. Kate reached the convent in safety; carried into the
+cloisters, and delivered like a parcel the fair Andalusian. But to
+rouse the servants caused delay; and on returning to the street through
+the broad gateway of the convent, whom should she face but the Alcalde!
+How he escaped the trench, who can tell? He had no time to write
+memoirs; his horse was too illiterate. But he _had_ escaped;
+temper not at all improved by that adventure, and now raised to a hell
+of malignity by seeing that he had lost his prey. In the morning light
+he now saw how to use his sword. He attacked Kate with fury. Both were
+exhausted; and Kate, besides that she had no personal quarrel with the
+Alcalde, having now accomplished her sole object in saving the lady,
+would have been glad of a truce. She could with difficulty wield her
+sword: and the Alcalde had so far the advantage, that he wounded Kate
+severely. That roused her ancient blood. She turned on him now with
+determination. At that moment in rode two servants of the Alcalde, who
+took part with their master. These odds strengthened Kate's resolution,
+but weakened her chances. Just then, however, rode in, and ranged
+himself on Kate's side, the servant of the murdered Don Calderon. In an
+instant, Kate had pushed her sword through the Alcalde, who died upon
+the spot. In an instant the servant of Calderon had fled. In an instant
+the Alguazils had come up. They and the servants of the Alcalde pressed
+furiously on Kate, who now again was fighting for life. Against such
+odds, she was rapidly losing ground; when, in an instant, on the
+opposite side of the street, the great gates of the Episcopal palace
+rolled open. Thither it was that Calderon's servant had fled. The
+bishop and his attendants hurried across. 'Senor Caballador,' said the
+bishop, 'in the name of the Virgin, I enjoin you to surrender your
+sword.' 'My lord,' said Kate, 'I dare not do it with so many enemies
+about me.' 'But I,' replied the bishop, 'become answerable to the law
+for your safe keeping.' Upon which, with filial reverence, all parties
+dropped their swords. Kate being severely wounded, the bishop led her
+into his palace. In an instant came the catastrophe; Kate's discovery
+could no longer be delayed; the blood flowed too rapidly; the wound was
+in her bosom. She requested a private interview with the bishop; all
+was known in a moment; for surgeons and attendants were summoned
+hastily, and Kate had fainted. The good bishop pitied her, and had her
+attended in his palace; then removed to a convent; then to a second at
+Lima; and, after many months had passed, his report to the Spanish
+Government at home of all the particulars, drew from the King of Spain
+and from the Pope an order that the Nun should be transferred to Spain.
+
+Yes, at length the warrior lady, the blooming cornet, this nun that is
+so martial, this dragoon that is so lovely, must visit again the home
+of her childhood, which now for seventeen years she has not seen. All
+Spain, Portugal, Italy, rang with her adventures. Spain, from north to
+south, was frantic with desire to behold her fiery child, whose girlish
+romance, whose patriotic heroism electrified the national imagination.
+The King of Spain must kiss his _faithful_ daughter, that would
+not suffer his banner to see dishonor. The Pope must kiss his
+_wandering_ daughter, that henceforwards will be a lamb travelling
+back into the Christian fold. Potentates so great as these, when
+_they_ speak words of love, do not speak in vain. All was
+forgiven; the sacrilege, the bloodshed, the flight and the scorn of St.
+Peter's keys; the pardons were made out, were signed, were sealed, and
+the chanceries of earth were satisfied.
+
+Ah! what a day of sorrow and of joy was _that_ one day, in the
+first week of November, 1624, when the returning Kate drew near to the
+shore of Andalusia--when, descending into the ship's barge, she was
+rowed to the piers of Cadiz by bargemen in the royal liveries--when she
+saw every ship, street, house, convent, church, crowded, like a day of
+judgment, with human faces, with men, with women, with children, all
+bending the lights of their flashing and their loving eyes upon
+herself. Forty myriads of people had gathered in Cadiz alone. All
+Andalusia had turned out to receive her. Ah! what joy, if she had not
+looked back to the Andes, to their dreadful summits, and their more
+dreadful feet. Ah! what sorrow, if she had not been forced by music,
+and endless banners, and triumphant clamors, to turn away from the
+Andes to the joyous shore which she approached!
+
+Upon this shore stood, ready to receive her, in front of all this
+mighty crowd, the Prime Minister of Spain, the same Conde Olivarez, who
+but one year before had been so haughty and so defying to our haughty
+and defying Duke of Buckingham. But a year ago the Prince of Wales was
+in Spain, and he also was welcomed with triumph and great joy, but not
+with the hundredth part of that enthusiasm which now met the returning
+nun. And Olivarez, that had spoken so roughly to the English Duke, to
+_her_ 'was sweet as summer.' [Footnote: Griffith in Shakspeare,
+when vindicating, in that immortal scene with Queen Catherine, Cardinal
+Wolsey.] Through endless crowds of festive compatriots he conducted her
+to the King. The King folded her in his arms, and could never be
+satisfied with listening to her. He sent for her continually to his
+presence--he delighted in her conversation, so new, so natural, so
+spirited--he settled a pension upon her at that time, of unprecedented
+amount, in the case of a subaltern officer; and by _his_ desire,
+because the year 1625 was a year of jubilee, she departed in a few
+months from Madrid to Rome. She went through Barcelona; there and
+everywhere welcomed as the lady whom the King delighted to honor. She
+travelled to Rome, and all doors flew open to receive her. She was
+presented to his Holiness, with letters from his most Catholic majesty.
+But letters there needed none. The Pope admired her as much as all
+before had done. He caused her to recite all her adventures; and what
+he loved most in her account, was the sincere and sorrowing spirit in
+which she described herself as neither better nor worse than she had
+been. Neither proud was Kate, nor sycophantishly and falsely humble.
+Urban VIII. it was that then filled the chair of St. Peter. He did not
+neglect to raise his daughter's thoughts from earthly things--he
+pointed her eyes to the clouds that were above the dome of St. Peter's
+cathedral--he told her what the cathedral had told her in the gorgeous
+clouds of the Andes and the vesper lights, how sweet a thing, how
+divine a thing it was for Christ's sake to forgive all injuries, and
+how he trusted that no more she would think of bloodshed. He also said
+two words to her in Latin, which, if I had time to repeat a Spanish
+bishop's remark to Kate some time afterwards upon those two mysterious
+words, with Kate's most natural and ingenuous answer to the Bishop upon
+what she supposed to be their meaning, would make the reader smile not
+less than they made myself. You know that Kate _did_ understand a
+little Latin, which, probably, had not been much improved by riding in
+the Light Dragoons. I must find time, however, whether the press and
+the compositors are in a fury or not, to mention that the Pope, in his
+farewell audience to his dear daughter, whom he was to see no more,
+gave her a general license to wear henceforth in all countries--even
+_in partibus Infidelium_--a cavalry officer's dress--boots, spurs,
+sabre, and sabretache; in fact, anything that she and the Horse Guards
+might agree upon. Consequently, reader, remember for your life never to
+say one word, nor suffer any tailor to say one word, against those
+Wellington trousers made in the chestnut forest; for, understand that
+the Papal indulgence, as to this point, runs backwards as well as
+forwards; it is equally shocking and heretical to murmur against
+trousers in the forgotten rear or against trousers yet to come.
+
+From Rome, Kate returned to Spain. She even went to St. Sebastian's--to
+the city, but--whether it was that her heart failed her or not--never
+to the convent. She roamed up and down; everywhere she was welcome--
+everywhere an honored guest; but everywhere restless. The poor and
+humble never ceased from their admiration of her; and amongst the rich
+and aristocratic of Spain, with the King at their head, Kate found
+especial love from two classes of men. The Cardinals and Bishops all
+doated upon her--as their daughter that was returning. The military men
+all doated upon her--as their sister that was retiring.
+
+Some time or other, when I am allowed more elbow-room, I will tell you
+why it is that I myself love this Kate. Now, at this moment, when it is
+necessary for me to close, if I allow you one question before laying
+down my pen--if I say, 'Come now, be quick, ask anything you _have_ to
+ask, for, in one minute, I am going to write _Finis_, after which
+(unless the Queen wished it) I could not add a syllable'--twenty to
+one, I guess what your question will be. You will ask me, What became
+of Kate? What was her end?
+
+Ah, reader! but, if I answer that question, you will say I have
+_not_ answered it. If I tell you that secret, you will say that
+the secret is still hidden. Yet, because I have promised, and because
+you will be angry if I do not, let me do my best; and bad is the best.
+After ten years of restlessness in Spain, with thoughts always turning
+back to the Andes, Kate heard of an expedition on the point of sailing
+to Spanish America. All soldiers knew _her_, so that she had
+information of everything that stirred in camps. Men of the highest
+military rank were going out with the expedition; but they all loved
+Kate as a sister, and were delighted to hear that she would join their
+mess on board ship. This ship, with others, sailed, whither finally
+bound, I really forget. But, on reaching America, all the expedition
+touched at _Vera Cruz_. Thither a great crowd of the military went
+on shore. The leading officers made a separate party for the same
+purpose. Their intention was, to have a gay happy dinner, after their
+long confinement to a ship, at the chief hotel; and happy in perfection
+it could not be, unless Kate would consent to join it. She, that was
+ever kind to brother soldiers, agreed to do so. She descended into the
+boat along with them, and in twenty minutes the boat touched the shore.
+All the bevy of gay laughing officers, junior and senior, like
+schoolboys escaping from school, jumped on shore, and walked hastily,
+as their time was limited, up to the hotel. Arriving there, all turned
+round in eagerness, saying, 'Where is our dear Kate?' Ah, yes, my dear
+Kate, at that solemn moment, where, indeed, were _you_? She had
+_certainly_ taken her seat in the boat: that was sure. Nobody, in
+the general confusion, was certain of having seen her on coming ashore.
+The sea was searched for her--the forests were ransacked. The sea made
+no answer--the forests gave up no sign. I have a conjecture of my own;
+but her brother soldiers were lost in sorrow and confusion, and could
+never arrive even at a conjecture.
+
+That happened two hundred and fourteen years ago! Here is the brief sum
+of all:--This nun sailed from Spain to Peru, and she found no rest for
+the sole of her foot. This nun sailed back from Peru to Spain, and she
+found no rest for the agitations of her heart. This nun sailed again
+from Spain to America, and she found--the rest which all of us find.
+But where it was, could never be made known to the father of Spanish
+camps, that sat in Madrid; nor to Kate's spiritual father, that sat in
+Rome. Known it is to the great Father that once whispered to Kate on
+the Andes; but else it has been a secret for two centuries; and to man
+it remains a secret for ever and ever!
+
+
+
+
+FLIGHT OF A TARTAR TRIBE.
+
+
+There is no great event in modern history, or perhaps it may be said
+more broadly, none in all history, from its earliest records, less
+generally known, or more striking to the imagination, than the flight
+eastwards of a principal Tartar nation across the boundless
+_steppes_ of Asia in the latter half of the last century. The
+_terminus a quo_ of this flight, and the _terminus ad quem_,
+are equally magnificent; the mightiest of Christian thrones being the
+one, the mightiest of Pagan the other. And the grandeur of these two
+terminal objects, is harmoniously supported by the romantic
+circumstances of the flight. In the abruptness of its commencement, and
+the fierce velocity of its execution, we read an expression of the wild
+barbaric character of the agents. In the unity of purpose connecting
+this myriad of wills, and in the blind but unerring aim at a mark so
+remote, there is something which recalls to the mind those Almighty
+instincts that propel the migrations of the swallow, or the life-
+withering marches of the locust. Then again, in the gloomy vengeance of
+Russia and her vast artillery, which hung upon the rear and the skirts
+of the fugitive vassals, we are reminded of Miltonic images--such, for
+instance, as that of the solitary hand pursuing through desert spaces
+and through ancient chaos a rebellious host, and overtaking with
+volleying thunders those who believed themselves already within the
+security of darkness and of distance.
+
+We shall have occasion farther on to compare this event with other
+great national catastrophes as to the magnitude of the suffering. But
+it may also challenge a comparison with similar events under another
+relation, viz., as to its dramatic capabilities. Few cases, perhaps, in
+romance or history, can sustain a close collation with this as to the
+complexity of its separate interests. The great outline of the
+enterprise, taken in connection with the operative motives, hidden or
+avowed, and the religious sanctions under which it was pursued, give to
+the case a triple character: 1st, That of a conspiracy, with as close a
+unity in the incidents, and as much of a personal interest in the
+moving characters, with fine dramatic contrasts, as belongs to Venice
+Preserved, or to the Fiesco of Schiller. 2dly, That of a great military
+expedition offering the same romantic features of vast distances to be
+traversed, vast reverses to be sustained, untried routes, enemies
+obscurely ascertained, and hardships too vaguely prefigured, which mark
+the Egyptian expedition of Cambyses--the anabasis of the younger Cyrus,
+and the subsequent retreat of the ten thousand to the Black Sea--the
+Parthian expeditions of the Romans, especially those of Crassus and
+Julian--or (as more disastrous than any of them, and in point of space
+as well as in amount of forces, more extensive,) the Russian anabasis
+and katabasis of Napoleon. 3dly, That of a religious Exodus, authorized
+by an oracle venerated throughout many nations of Asia, an Exodus,
+therefore, in so far resembling the great Scriptural Exodus of the
+Israelites, under Moses and Joshua, as well as in the very peculiar
+distinction of carrying along with them their entire families, women,
+children, slaves, their herds of cattle and of sheep, their horses and
+their camels.
+
+This triple character of the enterprise naturally invests it with a
+more comprehensive interest. But the dramatic interest, which we
+ascribed to it, or its fitness for a stage representation, depends
+partly upon the marked variety and the strength of the personal
+agencies concerned, and partly upon the succession of scenical
+situations. Even the _steppes_, the camels, the tents, the snowy
+and the sandy deserts, are not beyond the scale of our modern
+representative powers, as often called into action in the theatres both
+of Paris and London; and the series of situations unfolded, beginning
+with the general conflagration on the Wolga--passing thence to the
+disastrous scenes of the flight (as it literally was in its
+commencement)--to the Tartar siege of the Russian fortress Koulagina--
+the bloody engagement with the Cossacks in the mountain passes at
+Ouchim--the surprisal by the Bashkirs and the advanced posts of the
+Russian army at Torgau--the private conspiracy at this point against
+the Khan--the long succession of running fights--the parting massacres
+at the lake of Tengis under the eyes of the Chinese--and finally, the
+tragical retribution to Zebek-Dorchi at the hunting-lodge of the
+Chinese emperor;--all these situations communicate a _scenical_
+animation to the wild romance, if treated dramatically; whilst a higher
+and a philosophic interest belongs to it as a case of authentic
+history, commemorating a great revolution for good and for evil, in the
+fortunes of a whole people--a people semi-barbarous, but simple-
+hearted, and of ancient descent.
+
+On the 2lst of January, 1761, the young Prince Oubacha assumed the
+sceptre of the Kalmucks upon the death of his father. Some part of the
+power attached to this dignity he had already wielded since his
+fourteenth year, in quality of Vice-Khan, by the express appointment,
+and with the avowed support of the Russian Government. He was now about
+eighteen years of age, amiable in his personal character, and not
+without titles to respect in his public character as a sovereign
+prince. In times more peaceable, and amongst a people more entirely
+civilized, or more humanized by religion, it is even probable that he
+might have discharged his high duties with considerable distinction.
+But his lot was thrown upon stormy times, and a most difficult crisis
+amongst tribes, whose native ferocity was exasperated by debasing forms
+of superstition, and by a nationality as well as an inflated conceit of
+their own merit absolutely unparalleled, whilst the circumstances of
+their hard and trying position under the jealous _surveillance_ of
+an irresistible lord paramount, in the person of the Russian Czar, gave
+a fiercer edge to the natural unamiableness of the Kalmuck disposition,
+and irritated its gloomier qualities into action under the restless
+impulses of suspicion and permanent distrust. No prince could hope for
+a cordial allegiance from his subjects, or a peaceful reign under the
+circumstances of the case; for the dilemma in which a Kalmuck ruler
+stood at present was of this nature; _wanting_ the sanction and
+support of the Czar, he was inevitably too weak from without to command
+confidence from his subjects, or resistance to his competitors: on the
+other hand, _with_ this kind of support, and deriving his title in
+any degree from the favor of the Imperial Court, he became almost in
+that extent an object of hatred at home, and within the whole compass
+of his own territory. He was at once an object of hatred for the past,
+being a living monument of national independence, ignominiously
+surrendered, and an object of jealousy for the future, as one who had
+already advertised himself to be a fitting tool for the ultimate
+purposes (whatsoever those might prove to be) of the Russian Court.
+Coming himself to the Kalmuck sceptre under the heaviest weight of
+prejudice from the unfortunate circumstances of his position, it might
+have been expected that Oubacha would have been pre-eminently an object
+of detestation; for besides his known dependence upon the Cabinet of
+St. Petersburg, the direct line of succession had been set aside, and
+the principle of inheritance violently suspended, in favor of his own
+father, so recently as nineteen years before the era of his own
+accession, consequently within the lively remembrance of the existing
+generation. He therefore, almost equally with his father, stood within
+the full current of the national prejudices, and might have anticipated
+the most pointed hostility. But it was not so: such are the caprices in
+human affairs, that he was even, in a moderate sense, popular,--a
+benefit which wore the more cheering aspect, and the promises of
+permanence, inasmuch as he owed it exclusively to his personal
+qualities of kindness and affability, as well as to the beneficence of
+his government. On the other hand, to balance this unlooked-for
+prosperity at the outset of his reign, he met with a rival in popular
+favor--almost a competitor--in the person of Zebek-Dorchi, a prince
+with considerable pretensions to the throne, and, perhaps it might be
+said, with equal pretensions. Zebek-Dorchi was a direct descendant of
+the same royal house as himself, through a different branch. On public
+grounds, his claim stood, perhaps, on a footing equally good with that
+of Oubacha, whilst his personal qualities, even in those aspects which
+seemed to a philosophical observer most odious and repulsive, promised
+the most effectual aid to the dark purposes of an intriguer or a
+conspirator, and were generally fitted to win a popular support
+precisely in those points where _Oubacha_ was most defective. He
+was much superior in external appearance to his rival on the throne,
+and so far better qualified to win the good opinion of a semi-barbarous
+people; whilst his dark intellectual qualities of Machiavelian
+dissimulation, profound hypocrisy, and perfidy which knew no touch of
+remorse, were admirably calculated to sustain any ground which he might
+win from the simple-hearted people with whom he had to deal--and from
+the frank carelessness of his unconscious competitor.
+
+At the very outset of his treacherous career, Zebek-Dorchi was
+sagacious enough to perceive that nothing could be gained by open
+declaration of hostility to the reigning prince: the choice had been a
+deliberate act on the part of Russia, and Elizabeth Petrowna was not
+the person to recall her own favors with levity or upon slight grounds.
+Openly, therefore, to have declared his enmity towards his relative on
+the throne, could have had no effect but that of arming suspicions
+against his own ulterior purposes in a quarter where it was most
+essential to his interest that, for the present, all suspicion should
+be hoodwinked. Accordingly, after much meditation, the course he took
+for opening his snares was this:--He raised a rumor that his own life
+was in danger from the plots of several _Saissang_, (that is,
+Kalmuck nobles,) who were leagued together, under an oath to
+assassinate him; and immediately after, assuming a well-counterfeited
+alarm, he fled to Tcherkask, followed by sixty-five tents. From this
+place he kept up a correspondence with the Imperial Court; and, by way
+of soliciting his cause more effectually, he soon repaired in person to
+St. Petersburg. Once admitted to personal conferences with the Cabinet,
+he found no difficulty in winning over the Russian counsels to a
+concurrence with some of his political views, and thus covertly
+introducing the point of that wedge which was finally to accomplish his
+purposes. In particular, he persuaded the Russian Government to make a
+very important alteration in the constitution of the Kalmuck State
+Council, which in effect reorganized the whole political condition of
+the state, and disturbed the balance of power as previously adjusted.
+Of this Council--in the Kalmuck language called _Sarga_--there
+were eight members, called _Sargatchi;_ and hitherto it had been
+the custom that these eight members should be entirely subordinate to
+the Khan; holding, in fact, the ministerial character of secretaries
+and assistants, but in no respect ranking as co-ordinate authorities.
+That had produced some inconveniences in former reigns; and it was easy
+for Zebek-Dorchi to point the jealousy of the Russian Court to others
+more serious which might arise in future circumstances of war or other
+contingencies. It was resolved, therefore, to place the Sargatchi
+henceforward on a footing of perfect independence, and therefore (as
+regarded responsibility) on a footing of equality with the Khan. Their
+independence, however, had respect only to their own sovereign; for
+towards Russia they were placed in a new attitude of direct duty and
+accountability, by the creation in their favor of small pensions (300
+roubles a year), which, however, to a Kalmuck of that day were more
+considerable than might be supposed, and had a further value as marks
+of honorary distinction emanating from a great Empress. Thus far the
+purposes of Zebek-Dorchi were served effectually for the moment: but,
+apparently, it was only for the moment; since, in the further
+development of his plots, this very dependency upon Russian influence
+would be the most serious obstacle in his way. There was, however,
+another point carried which outweighed all inferior considerations, as
+it gave him a power of setting aside discretionally whatsoever should
+arise to disturb his plots: he was himself appointed President and
+Controller of the _Sargatchi_. The Russian Court had been aware of
+his high pretensions by birth, and hoped by this promotion to satisfy
+the ambition which, in some degree, was acknowledged to be a reasonable
+passion for any man occupying his situation.
+
+Having thus completely blindfolded the Cabinet of Russia, Zebek-Dorchi
+proceeded in his new character to fulfil his political mission with the
+Khan of the Kalmucks. So artfully did he prepare the road for his
+favorable reception at the court of this Prince, that he was at once
+and universally welcomed as a public benefactor. The pensions of the
+counsellors were so much additional wealth poured into the Tartar
+exchequer; as to the ties of dependency thus created, experience had
+not yet enlightened these simple tribes as to that result. And that he
+himself should be the chief of these mercenary counsellors, was so far
+from being charged upon Zebek as any offence or any ground of
+suspicion, that his relative the Khan returned him hearty thanks for
+his services, under the belief that he could have accepted this
+appointment only with a view to keep out other and more unwelcome
+pretenders, who would not have had the same motives of consanguinity or
+friendship for executing its duties in a spirit of kindness to the
+Kalmucks. The first use which he made of his new functions about the
+Khan's person was to attack the Court of Russia, by a romantic villany
+not easy to be credited, for those very acts of interference with the
+council which he himself had prompted. This was a dangerous step: but
+it was indispensable to his further advance upon the gloomy path which
+he had traced out for himself. A triple vengeance was what he
+meditated--1, Upon the Russian Cabinet for having undervalued his own
+pretensions to the throne--2, upon his amiable rival for having
+supplanted him--and 3, upon all those of the nobility who had
+manifested their sense of his weakness by their neglect, or their sense
+of his perfidious character by their suspicions. Here was a colossal
+outline of wickedness; and by one in his situation, feeble (as it might
+seem) for the accomplishment of its humblest parts, how was the total
+edifice to be reared in its comprehensive grandeur? He, a worm as he
+was, could he venture to assail the mighty behemoth of Muscovy, the
+potentate who counted three hundred languages around the footsteps of
+his throne, and from whose 'lion ramp' recoiled alike 'baptized and
+infidel'--Christendom on the one side, strong by her intellect and her
+organization, and the `Barbaric East' on the other, with her unnumbered
+numbers? The match was a monstrous one; but in its very monstrosity
+there lay this germ of encouragement, that it could not be suspected.
+The very hopelessness of the scheme grounded his hope, and he resolved
+to execute a vengeance which should involve as it were, in the unity of
+a well-laid tragic fable, all whom he judged to be his enemies. That
+vengeance lay in detaching from the Russian empire the whole Kalmuck
+nation, and breaking up that system of intercourse which had thus far
+been beneficial to both. This last was a consideration which moved him
+but little. True it was that Russia to the Kalmucks had secured lands
+and extensive pasturage; true it was that the Kalmucks reciprocally to
+Russia had furnished a powerful cavalry. But the latter loss would be
+part of his triumph, and the former might be more than compensated in
+other climates under other sovereigns. Here was a scheme which, in its
+final accomplishment, would avenge him bitterly on the Czarina, and in
+the course of its accomplishment might furnish him with ample occasions
+for removing his other enemies. It may be readily supposed indeed that
+he, who could deliberately raise his eyes to the Russian autocrat as an
+antagonist in single duel with himself, was not likely to feel much
+anxiety about Kalmuck enemies of whatever rank. He took his resolution,
+therefore, sternly and irrevocably to effect this astonishing
+translation of an ancient people across the pathless deserts of Central
+Asia, intersected continually by rapid rivers, rarely furnished with
+bridges, and of which the fords were known only to those who might
+think it for their interest to conceal them, through many nations
+inhospitable or hostile; frost and snow around them, (from the
+necessity of commencing their flight in the winter,) famine in their
+front, and the sabre, or even the artillery of an offended and mighty
+empress, hanging upon their rear for thousands of miles. But what was
+to be their final mark, the port of shelter after so fearful a course
+of wandering? Two things were evident: it must be some power at a great
+distance from Russia, so as to make return even in that view hopeless;
+and it must be a power of sufficient rank to ensure them protection
+from any hostile efforts on the part of the Czarina for reclaiming
+them, or for chastising their revolt. Both conditions were united
+obviously in the person of Kien Long, the reigning Emperor of China,
+who was farther recommended to them by his respect for the head of
+their religion. To China, therefore, and as their first rendezvous to
+the shadow of the great Chinese Wall, it was settled by Zebek that they
+should direct their flight.
+
+Next came the question of time; _when_ should the flight commence:--and
+finally, the more delicate question as to the choice of accomplices. To
+extend the knowledge of the conspiracy too far, was to insure its
+betrayal to the Russian Government. Yet at some stage of the
+preparations it was evident that a very extensive confidence must be
+made, because in no other way could the mass of the Kalmuck population
+be persuaded to furnish their families with the requisite equipments
+for so long a migration. This critical step, however, it was resolved
+to defer up to the latest possible moment, and, at all events, to make
+no general communication on the subject until the time of departure
+should be definitely settled. In the meantime, Zebek admitted only
+three persons to his confidence; of whom Oubacha, the reigning prince,
+was almost necessarily one; but him, from his yielding and somewhat
+feeble character, he viewed rather in the light of a tool than as one
+of his active accomplices. Those whom (if anybody) he admitted to an
+unreserved participation in his counsels, were two only, the great
+_Lama_ among the Kalmucks, and his own father-in-law, Erempel, a ruling
+prince of some tribe in the neighborhood of the Caspian sea,
+recommended to his favor not so much by any strength of talent
+corresponding to the occasion, as by his blind devotion to himself, and
+his passionate anxiety to promote the elevation of his daughter and his
+son-in-law to the throne of a sovereign prince. A titular prince Zebek
+already was: but this dignity, without the substantial accompaniment of
+a sceptre, seemed but an empty sound to both of these ambitious rivals.
+The other accomplice, whose name was Loosang-Dchaltzan, and whose rank
+was that of Lama, or Kalmuck pontiff, was a person of far more
+distinguished pretensions; he had something of the same gloomy and
+terrific pride which marked the character of Zebek himself, manifesting
+also the same energy, accompanied by the same unfaltering cruelty, and
+a natural facility of dissimulation even more profound. It was by this
+man that the other question was settled as to the time for giving
+effect to their designs. His own pontifical character had suggested to
+him, that in order to strengthen their influence with the vast mob of
+simple-minded men whom they were to lead into a howling wilderness,
+after persuading them to lay desolate their own ancient hearths, it was
+indispensable that they should be able, in cases of extremity, to plead
+the express sanction of God for their entire enterprise. This could
+only be done by addressing themselves to the great head of their
+religion, the Dalai-Lama of Tibet. Him they easily persuaded to
+countenance their schemes: and an oracle was delivered solemnly at
+Tibet, to the effect that no ultimate prosperity would attend this
+great Exodus unless it were pursued through the years of the _tiger_
+and the _hare_. Now, the Kalmuck custom is to distinguish their years
+by attaching to each a denomination taken from one of twelve animals,
+the exact order of succession being absolutely fixed, so that the cycle
+revolves of course through a period of a dozen years. Consequently, if
+the approaching year of the _tiger_ were suffered to escape them, in
+that case the expedition must be delayed for twelve years more, within
+which period, even were no other unfavorable changes to arise, it was
+pretty well foreseen that the Russian Government would take the most
+effectual means for bridling their vagrant propensities by a ring fence
+of forts or military posts; to say nothing of the still readier plan
+for securing their fidelity (a plan already talked of in all quarters),
+by exacting a large body of hostages selected from the families of the
+most influential nobles. On these cogent considerations, it was
+solemnly determined that this terrific experiment should be made in the
+next year of the _tiger_, which happened to fall upon the Christian
+year 1771. With respect to the month, there was, unhappily for the
+Kalmucks, even less latitude allowed to their choice than with respect
+to the year. It was absolutely necessary, or it was thought so, that
+the different divisions of the nation, which pastured their flocks on
+both banks of the Wolga, should have the means of effecting an
+instantaneous junction; because the danger of being intercepted by
+flying columns of the Imperial armies was precisely the greatest at the
+outset. Now, from the want of bridges, or sufficient river craft for
+transporting so vast a body of men, the sole means which could be
+depended upon (especially where so many women, children, and camels
+were concerned,) was _ice_: and this, in a state of sufficient
+firmness, could not be absolutely counted upon before the month of
+January. Hence it happened that this astonishing Exodus of a whole
+nation, before so much as a whisper of the design had begun to
+circulate amongst those whom it most interested, before it was even
+suspected that any man's wishes pointed in that direction, had been
+definitively appointed for January of the year 1771. And almost up to
+the Christmas of 1770, the poor simple Kalmuck herdsmen and their
+families were going nightly to their peaceful beds without even
+dreaming that the _fiat_ had already gone forth from their rulers which
+consigned those quiet abodes, together with the peace and comfort which
+reigned within them, to a withering desolation, now close at hand.
+
+Meantime war raged on a great scale between Russia and the Sultan. And,
+until the time arrived for throwing off their vassalage, it was
+necessary that Oubacha should contribute his usual contingent of
+martial aid. Nay, it had unfortunately become prudent that he should
+contribute much more than his usual aid. Human experience gives ample
+evidence that in some mysterious and unaccountable way no great design
+is ever agitated, no matter how few or how faithful may be the
+participators, but that some presentiment--some dim misgiving--is
+kindled amongst those whom it is chiefly important to blind. And,
+however it might have happened, certain it is, that already, when as
+yet no syllable of the conspiracy had been breathed to any man whose
+very existence was not staked upon its concealment, nevertheless, some
+vague and uneasy jealousy had arisen in the Russian Cabinet as to the
+future schemes of the Kalmuck Khan: and very probable it is--that, but
+for the war then raging, and the consequent prudence of conciliating a
+very important vassal, or, at least, of abstaining from what would
+powerfully alienate him, even at that moment such measures would have
+been adopted as must for ever have intercepted the Kalmuck schemes.
+Slight as were the jealousies of the Imperial Court, they had not
+escaped the Machiavelian eyes of Zebek and the Lama. And under their
+guidance, Oubacha, bending to the circumstances of the moment, and
+meeting the jealousy of the Russian Court with a policy corresponding
+to their own, strove by unusual zeal to efface the Czarina's
+unfavorable impressions. He enlarged the scale of his contributions;
+and _that_ so prodigiously, that he absolutely carried to head-
+quarters a force of 35,000 cavalry fully equipped; some go further, and
+rate the amount beyond 40,000: but the smaller estimate is, at all
+events, _within_ the truth.
+
+With this magnificent array of cavalry, heavy as well as light, the
+Khan went into the field under great expectations; and these he more
+than realized. Having the good fortune to be concerned with so ill-
+organized and disorderly a description of force as that which at all
+times composed the bulk of a Turkish army, he carried victory along
+with his banners; gained many partial successes; and at last, in a
+pitched battle, overthrew the Turkish force opposed to him with a loss
+of 5000 men left upon the field.
+
+These splendid achievements seemed likely to operate in various ways
+against the impending revolt. Oubacha had now a strong motive, in the
+martial glory acquired, for continuing his connection with the empire
+in whose service he had won it, and by whom only it could be fully
+appreciated. He was now a great marshal of a great empire, one of the
+Paladins around the imperial throne; in China he would be nobody, or
+(worse than that) a mendicant-alien, prostrate at the feet, and
+soliciting the precarious alms of a prince with whom he had no
+connection. Besides, it might reasonably be expected that the Czarina,
+grateful for the really efficient aid given by the Tartar prince, would
+confer upon him such eminent rewards as might be sufficient to anchor
+his hopes upon Russia, and to wean him from every possible seduction.
+These were the obvious suggestions of prudence and good sense to every
+man who stood neutral in the case. But they were disappointed. The
+Czarina knew her obligations to the Khan, but she did not acknowledge
+them. Wherefore? That is a mystery, perhaps never to be explained. So
+it was, however. The Khan went unhonored; no _ukase_ ever
+proclaimed his merits; and, perhaps, had he even been abundantly
+recompensed by Russia, there were others who would have defeated these
+tendencies to reconciliation. Erempel, Zebek, and Loosang the Lama,
+were pledged life-deep to prevent any accommodation; and their efforts
+were unfortunately seconded by those of their deadliest enemies. In the
+Russian Court there were at that time some great nobles pre-occupied
+with feelings of hatred and blind malice towards the Kalmucks, quite as
+strong as any which the Kalmucks could harbor towards Russia, and not,
+perhaps, so well-founded. Just as much as the Kalmucks hated the
+Russian yoke, their galling assumption of authority, the marked air of
+disdain, as towards a nation of ugly, stupid, and filthy barbarians,
+which too generally marked the Russian bearing and language; but above
+all, the insolent contempt, or even outrages which the Russian
+governors or great military commandants tolerated in their followers
+towards the barbarous religion and superstitious mummeries of the
+Kalmuck priesthood--precisely in that extent did the ferocity of the
+Russian resentment, and their wrath at seeing the trampled worm turn or
+attempt a feeble retaliation, re-act upon the unfortunate Kalmucks. At
+this crisis it is probable that envy and wounded pride, upon witnessing
+the splendid victories of Oubacha and Momotbacha over the Turks and
+Bashkirs, contributed strength to the Russian irritation. And it must
+have been through the intrigues of those nobles about her person, who
+chiefly smarted under these feelings, that the Czarina could ever have
+lent herself to the unwise and ungrateful policy pursued at this
+critical period towards the Kalmuck Khan. That Czarina was no longer
+Elizabeth Petrowna, it was Catharine the Second; a princess who did not
+often err so injuriously (injuriously for herself as much as for
+others) in the measures of her government. She had soon ample reason
+for repenting of her false policy. Meantime, how much it must have co-
+operated with the other motives previously acting upon Oubacha in
+sustaining his determination to revolt; and how powerfully it must have
+assisted the efforts of all the Tartar chieftains in preparing the
+minds of their people to feel the necessity of this difficult
+enterprise, by arming their pride and their suspicions against the
+Russian Government, through the keenness of their sympathy with the
+wrongs of their insulted prince, may be readily imagined. It is a fact,
+and it has been confessed by candid Russians themselves, when treating
+of this great dismemberment, that the conduct of the Russian Cabinet
+throughout the period of suspense, and during the crisis of hesitation
+in the Kalmuck Council, was exactly such as was most desirable for the
+purposes of the conspirators; it was such, in fact, as to set the seal
+to all their machinations, by supplying distinct evidences and official
+vouchers for what could otherwise have been at the most matters of
+doubtful suspicion and indirect presumption.
+
+Nevertheless, in the face of all these arguments, and even allowing
+their weight so far as not at all to deny the injustice or the impolicy
+of the Imperial Ministers, it is contended by many persons who have
+reviewed the affair with a command of all the documents bearing on the
+case, more especially the letters or minutes of Council subsequently
+discovered, in the handwriting of Zebek-Dorchi, and the important
+evidence of the Russian captive Weseloff, who was carried off by the
+Kalmucks in their flight, that beyond all doubt Oubacha was powerless
+for any purpose of impeding, or even of delaying the revolt. He
+himself, indeed, was under religious obligations of the most terrific
+solemnity never to flinch from the enterprise, or even to slacken in
+his zeal; for Zebek-Dorchi, distrusting the firmness of his resolution
+under any unusual pressure of alarm or difficulty, had, in the very
+earliest stage of the conspiracy, availed himself of the Khan's well
+known superstition, to engage him, by means of previous concert with
+the priests and their head the Lama, in some dark and mysterious rites
+of consecration, terminating in oaths under such terrific sanctions as
+no Kalmuck would have courage to violate. As far, therefore, as
+regarded the personal share of the Khan in what was to come, Zebek was
+entirely at his ease: he knew him to be so deeply pledged by religious
+terrors to the prosecution of the conspiracy, that no honors within the
+Czarina's gift could have possibly shaken his adhesion: and then, as to
+threats from the same quarter, he knew him to be sealed against those
+fears by others of a gloomier character, and better adapted to his
+peculiar temperament. For Oubacha was a brave man, as respected all
+bodily enemies or the dangers of human warfare, but was as sensitive
+and timid as the most superstitious of old women in facing the frowns
+of a priest, or under the vague anticipations of ghostly retributions.
+But had it been otherwise, and had there been any reason to apprehend
+an unsteady demeanor on the part of this Prince at the approach of the
+critical moment, such were the changes already effected in the state of
+their domestic politics amongst the Tartars by the undermining arts of
+Zebek-Dorchi, and his ally the Lama, that very little importance would
+have attached to that doubt. All power was now effectually lodged in
+the hands of Zebek-Dorchi. He was the true and absolute wielder of the
+Kalmuck sceptre: all measures of importance were submitted to his
+discretion; and nothing was finally resolved but under his dictation.
+This result he had brought about in a year or two by means sufficiently
+simple; first of all, by availing himself of the prejudice in his
+favor, so largely diffused amongst the lowest of the Kalmucks, that his
+own title to the throne, in quality of great-grandson in a direct line
+from Ajouka, the most illustrious of all the Kalmuck Khans, stood upon
+a better basis than that of Oubacha, who derived from a collateral
+branch: secondly, with respect to that sole advantage which Oubacha
+possessed above himself in the ratification of his title, by improving
+this difference between their situations to the disadvantage of his
+competitor, as one who had not scrupled to accept that triumph from an
+alien power at the price of his independence, which he himself (as he
+would have it understood) disdained to court: thirdly, by his own
+talents and address, coupled with the ferocious energy of his moral
+character: fourthly--and perhaps in an equal degree--by the criminal
+facility and good-nature of Oubacha: finally, (which is remarkable
+enough, as illustrating the character of the man,) by that very new
+modelling of the Sarga or Privy Council, which he had used as a
+principal topic of abuse and malicious insinuation against the Russian
+Government, whilst in reality he first had suggested the alteration to
+the Empress, and he chiefly appropriated the political advantages which
+it was fitted to yield. For, as he was himself appointed the chief of
+the Sargatchi, and as the pensions of the inferior Sargatchi passed
+through his hands, whilst in effect they owed their appointments to his
+nomination, it may be easily supposed that whatever power existed in
+the state capable of controlling the Khan, being held by the Sarga
+under its new organization, and this body being completely under his
+influence, the final result was to throw all the functions of the
+state, whether nominally in the Prince or in the council, substantially
+into the hands of this one man: whilst, at the same time, from the
+strict league which he maintained with the Lama, all the thunders of
+the spiritual power were always ready to come in aid of the magistrate,
+or to supply his incapacity in cases which he could not reach.
+
+But the time was now rapidly approaching for the mighty experiment. The
+day was drawing near on which the signal was to be given for raising
+the standard of revolt, and by a combined movement on both sides of the
+Wolga for spreading the smoke of one vast conflagration, that should
+wrap in a common blaze their own huts and the stately cities of their
+enemies, over the breadth and length of those great provinces in which
+their flocks were dispersed. The year of the _tiger_ was now
+within one little month of its commencement; the fifth morning of that
+year was fixed for the fatal day, when the fortunes and happiness of a
+whole nation were to be put upon the hazard of a dicer's throw; and as
+yet that nation was in profound ignorance of the whole plan. The Khan,
+such was the kindness of his nature, could not bring himself to make
+the revelation so urgently required. It was clear, however, that this
+could not be delayed; and Zebek-Dorchi took the task willingly upon
+himself. But where or how should this notification be made, so as to
+exclude Russian hearers? After some deliberation, the following plan
+was adopted:--Couriers, it was contrived, should arrive in furious
+haste, one upon the heels of another, reporting a sudden inroad of the
+Kirghises and Bashkirs upon the Kalmuck lands, at a point distant about
+one hundred and twenty miles. Thither all the Kalmuck families,
+according to immemorial custom, were required to send a separate
+representative; and there, accordingly, within three days, all
+appeared. The distance, the solitary ground appointed for the
+rendezvous, the rapidity of the march, all tended to make it almost
+certain that no Russian could be present. Zebek-Dorchi then came
+forward. He did not waste many words upon rhetoric. He unfurled an
+immense sheet of parchment, visible from the outermost distance at
+which any of this vast crowd could stand; the total number amounted to
+eighty thousand; all saw, and many heard. They were told of the
+oppressions of Russia; of her pride and haughty disdain, evidenced
+towards them by a thousand acts; of her contempt for their religion; of
+her determination to reduce them to absolute slavery; of the
+preliminary measures she had already taken by erecting forts upon many
+of the great rivers of their neighborhood; of the ulterior intentions
+she thus announced to circumscribe their pastoral lands, until they
+would all be obliged to renounce their flocks, and to collect in towns
+like Sarepta, there to pursue mechanical and servile trades of
+shoemaker, tailor, and weaver, such as the freeborn Tartar had always
+disdained. 'Then again,' said the subtle prince, 'she increases her
+military levies upon our population every year; we pour out our blood
+as young men in her defence, or more often in support of her insolent
+aggressions; and as old men, we reap nothing from our sufferings, nor
+benefit by our survivorship where so many are sacrificed.' At this
+point of his harangue, Zebek produced several papers, (forged, as it is
+generally believed, by himself and the Lama,) containing projects of
+the Russian court for a general transfer of the eldest sons, taken
+_en masse_ from the greatest Kalmuck families, to the Imperial
+court. 'Now let this be once accomplished,' he argued, 'and there is an
+end of all useful resistance from that day forwards. Petitions we might
+make, or even remonstrances; as men of words, we might play a bold
+part; but for deeds, for that sort of language by which our ancestors
+were used to speak; holding us by such a chain, Russia would make a
+jest of our wishes,--knowing full well that we should not dare to make
+any effectual movement.'
+
+Having thus sufficiently roused the angry passions of his vast
+audience, and having alarmed their fears by this pretended scheme
+against their first-born, (an artifice which was indispensable to his
+purpose, because it met beforehand _every_ form of amendment to
+his proposal coming from the more moderate nobles, who would not
+otherwise have failed to insist upon trying the effect of bold
+addresses to the Empress, before resorting to any desperate extremity,)
+Zebek-Dorchi opened his scheme of revolt, and, if so, of instant
+revolt; since any preparations reported at St. Petersburg would be a
+signal for the armies of Russia to cross into such positions from all
+parts of Asia, as would effectually intercept their march. It is
+remarkable, however, that, with all his audacity and his reliance upon
+the momentary excitement of the Kalmucks, the subtle prince did not
+venture, at this stage of his seduction, to make so startling a
+proposal as that of a flight to China. All that he held out for the
+present was a rapid march to the Temba or some other great river, which
+they were to cross, and to take up a strong position on the further
+bank, from which, as from a post of conscious security, they could hold
+a bolder language to the Czarina, and one which would have a better
+chance of winning a favorable audience.
+
+These things, in the irritated condition of the simple Tartars, passed
+by acclamation; and all returned homewards, to push forward with the
+most furious speed the preparations for their awful undertaking. Rapid
+and energetic these of necessity were; and in that degree they became
+noticeable and manifest to the Russians who happened to be intermingled
+with the different hordes, either on commercial errands, or as agents
+officially from the Russian Government, some in a financial, others in
+a diplomatic character.
+
+Amongst these last (indeed at the head of them) was a Russian of some
+distinction, by name Kichinskoi, a man memorable for his vanity, and
+memorable also as one of the many victims to the Tartar revolution.
+This Kichinskoi had been sent by the Empress as her envoy to overlook
+the conduct of the Kalmucks; he was styled the _Grand Pristaw_, or
+Great Commissioner, and was universally known amongst the Tartar tribes
+by this title. His mixed character of ambassador and of political
+_surveillant_, combined with the dependent state of the Kalmucks,
+gave him a real weight in the Tartar councils, and might have given him
+a far greater, had not his outrageous self-conceit, and his arrogant
+confidence in his own authority, as due chiefly to his personal
+qualities for command, led him into such harsh displays of power, and
+menaces so odious to the Tartar pride, as very soon made him an object
+of their profoundest malice. He had publicly insulted the Khan; and
+upon making a communication to him to the effect that some reports
+began to circulate, and even to reach the Empress, of a design in
+agitation to fly from the Imperial dominions, he had ventured to say,--
+'But this you dare not attempt; I laugh at such rumors; yes, Khan, I
+laugh at them to the Empress; for you are a chained bear, and that you
+know.' The Khan turned away on his heel with marked disdain; and the
+Pristaw, foaming at the mouth, continued to utter, amongst those of the
+Khan's attendants who staid behind, to catch his real sentiments in a
+moment of unguarded passion, all that the blindest frenzy of rage could
+suggest to the most presumptuous of fools. It was now ascertained that
+suspicions _had_ arisen; but at the same time it was ascertained
+that the Pristaw spoke no more than the truth in representing himself
+to have discredited these suspicions. The fact was, that the mere
+infatuation of vanity made him believe that nothing could go on
+undetected by his all-piercing sagacity, and that no rebellion could
+prosper when rebuked by his commanding presence. The Tartars,
+therefore, pursued their preparations, confiding in the obstinate
+blindness of the Grand Pristaw as in their perfect safeguard; and such
+it proved--to his own ruin, as well as that of myriads beside.
+
+Christmas arrived; and, a little before that time, courier upon courier
+came dropping in, one upon the very heels of another, to St.
+Petersburg, assuring the Czarina that beyond all doubt the Kalmucks
+were in the very crisis of departure. These despatches came from the
+Governor of Astrachan, and copies were instantly forwarded to
+Kichinskoi. Now, it happened that between this governor--a Russian
+named Beketoff--and the Pristaw had been an ancient feud. The very name
+of Beketoff inflamed his resentment; and no sooner did he see that
+hated name attached to the despatch, than he felt himself confirmed in
+his former views with tenfold bigotry, and wrote instantly, in terms of
+the most pointed ridicule, against the new alarmist, pledging his own
+head upon the visionariness of his alarms. Beketoff, however, was not
+to be put down by a few hard words, or by ridicule: he persisted in his
+statements: the Russian Ministry were confounded by the obstinacy of
+the disputants; and some were beginning even to treat the Governor of
+Astrachan as a bore, and as the dupe of his own nervous terrors, when
+the memorable day arrived, the fatal 5th of January, which for ever
+terminated the dispute, and put a seal upon the earthly hopes and
+fortunes of unnumbered myriads. The Governor of Astrachan was the first
+to hear the news. Stung by the mixed furies of jealousy, of triumphant
+vengeance, and of anxious ambition, he sprang into his sledge, and, at
+the rate of three hundred miles a day, pursued his route to St.
+Petersburg, rushed into the Imperial presence,--announced the total
+realization of his worst predictions,--and upon the confirmation of
+this intelligence by subsequent despatches from many different posts on
+the Wolga, he received an imperial commission to seize the person of
+his deluded enemy, and to keep him in strict captivity. These orders
+were eagerly fulfilled, and the unfortunate Kichinskoi soon afterwards
+expired of grief and mortification in the gloomy solitude of a dungeon;
+a victim to his own immeasurable vanity, and the blinding self-
+delusions of a presumption that refused all warning.
+
+The Governor of Astrachan had been but too faithful a prophet. Perhaps
+even _he_ was surprised at the suddenness with which the
+verification followed his reports. Precisely on the 5th of January, the
+day so solemnly appointed under religious sanctions by the Lama, the
+Kalmucks on the east bank of the Wolga were seen at the earliest dawn
+of day assembling by troops and squadrons, and in the tumultuous
+movement of some great morning of battle. Tens of thousands continued
+moving off the ground at every half-hour's interval. Women and
+children, to the amount of two hundred thousand and upwards, were
+placed upon wagons, or upon camels, and drew off by masses of twenty
+thousand at once--placed under suitable escorts, and continually
+swelled in numbers by other outlying bodies of the horde who kept
+falling in at various distances upon the first and second day's march.
+From sixty to eighty thousand of those who were the best mounted stayed
+behind the rest of the tribes, with purposes of devastation and plunder
+more violent than prudence justified, or the amiable character of the
+Khan could be supposed to approve. But in this, as in other instances,
+he was completely overruled by the malignant counsels of Zebek-Dorchi.
+The first tempest of the desolating fury of the Tartars discharged
+itself upon their own habitations. But this, as cutting off all infirm
+looking backward from the hardships of their march, had been thought so
+necessary a measure by all the chieftains, that even Oubacha himself
+was the first to authorize the act by his own example. He seized a
+torch previously prepared with materials the most durable as well as
+combustible, and steadily applied it to the timbers of his own palace.
+Nothing was saved from the general wreck except the portable part of
+the domestic utensils, and that part of the woodwork which could be
+applied to the manufacture of the long Tartar lances. This chapter in
+their memorable day's work being finished, and the whole of their
+villages throughout a district of ten thousand square miles in one
+simultaneous blaze, the Tartars waited for further orders.
+
+These, it was intended, should have taken a character of valedictory
+vengeance, and thus have left behind to the Czarina a dreadful
+commentary upon the main motives of their flight. It was the purpose of
+Zebek-Dorchi that all the Russian towns, churches, and buildings of
+every description, should be given up to pillage and destruction, and
+such treatment applied to the defenceless inhabitants as might
+naturally be expected from a fierce people already infuriated by the
+spectacle of their own outrages, and by the bloody retaliations which
+they must necessarily have provoked. This part of the tragedy, however,
+was happily intercepted by a providential disappointment at the very
+crisis of departure. It has been mentioned already that the motive for
+selecting the depth of winter as the season of flight (which otherwise
+was obviously the very worst possible) had been the impossibility of
+effecting a junction sufficiently rapid with the tribes on the west of
+the Wolga, in the absence of bridges, unless by a natural bridge of
+ice. For this one advantage the Kalmuck leaders had consented to
+aggravate by a thousandfold the calamities inevitable to a rapid flight
+over boundless tracts of country with women, children, and herds of
+cattle--for this one single advantage; and yet, after all, it was lost.
+The reason never has been explained satisfactorily, but the fact was
+such. Some have said that the signals were not properly concerted for
+marking the moment of absolute departure; that is, for signifying
+whether the settled intention of the Eastern Kalmucks might not have
+been suddenly interrupted by adverse intelligence. Others have supposed
+that the ice might not be equally strong on both sides of the river,
+and might even be generally insecure for the treading of heavy and
+heavily-laden animals such as camels. But the prevailing notion is,
+that some accidental movements on the 3d and 4th of January of Russian
+troops in the neighborhood of the Western Kalmucks, though really
+having no reference to them or their plans, had been construed into
+certain signs that all was discovered; and that the prudence of the
+Western chieftains, who, from situation, had never been exposed to
+those intrigues by which Zebek-Dorchi had practised upon the pride of
+the Eastern tribes, now stepped in to save their people from ruin. Be
+the cause what it might, it is certain that the Western Kalmucks were
+in some way prevented from forming the intended junction with their
+brethren of the opposite bank; and the result was, that at least one
+hundred thousand of these Tartars were left behind in Russia. This
+accident it was which saved their Russian neighbors universally from
+the desolation which else awaited them. One general massacre and
+conflagration would assuredly have surprised them, to the utter
+extermination of their property, their houses, and themselves, had it
+not been for this disappointment. But the Eastern chieftains did not
+dare to put to hazard the safety of their brethren under the first
+impulse of the Czarina's vengeance for so dreadful a tragedy; for as
+they were well aware of too many circumstances by which she might
+discover the concurrence of the Western people in the general scheme of
+revolt, they justly feared that she would thence infer their
+concurrence also in the bloody events which marked its outset.
+
+Little did the Western Kalmucks guess what reasons they also had for
+gratitude on account of an interposition so unexpected, and which at
+the moment they so generally deplored. Could they but have witnessed
+the thousandth part of the sufferings which overtook their Eastern
+brethren in the first month of their sad flight, they would have
+blessed Heaven for their own narrow escape; and yet these sufferings of
+the first month were but a prelude or foretaste comparatively slight of
+those which afterwards succeeded.
+
+For now began to unroll the most awful series of calamities, and the
+most extensive, which is anywhere recorded to have visited the sons and
+daughters of men. It is possible that the sudden inroads of destroying
+nations, such as the Huns, or the Avars, or the Mongol Tartars, may
+have inflicted misery as extensive; but there the misery and the
+desolation would be sudden--like the flight of volleying lightning.
+Those who were spared at first would generally be spared to the end;
+those who perished would perish instantly. It is possible that the
+French retreat from Moscow may have made some nearer approach to this
+calamity in duration, though still a feeble and miniature approach; for
+the French sufferings did not commence in good earnest until about one
+month from the time of leaving Moscow; and though it is true that
+afterwards the vials of wrath were emptied upon the devoted army for
+six or seven weeks in succession, yet what is that to this Kalmuck
+tragedy, which lasted for more than as many months? But the main
+feature of horror, by which the Tartar march was distinguished from the
+French, lies in the accompaniment of women [Footnote: Singular it is,
+and not generally known, that Grecian women accompanied the
+_Anabasis_ of the younger Cyrus and the subsequent Retreat of the
+Ten Thousand. Xenophon affirms that there were 'many' women in the
+Greek army--pollai aesun etairai en tosratenaeazi; and in a late stage
+of that trying expedition it is evident that women were amongst the
+survivors.] and children. There were both, it is true, with the French
+army, but so few as to bear no visible proportion to the total numbers
+concerned. The French, in short, were merely an army--a host of
+professional destroyers, whose regular trade was bloodshed, and whose
+regular element was danger and suffering. But the Tartars were a
+nation carrying along with them more than two hundred and fifty
+thousand women and children, utterly unequal, for the most part, to any
+contest with the calamities before them. The Children of Israel were
+in the same circumstances as to the accompaniment of their families;
+but they were released from the pursuit of their enemies in a very
+early stage of their flight; and their subsequent residence in the
+Desert was not a march, but a continued halt, and under a continued
+interposition of Heaven for their comfortable support. Earthquakes,
+again, however comprehensive in their ravages, are shocks of a moment's
+duration. A much nearer approach made to the wide range and the long
+duration of the Kalmuck tragedy may have been in a pestilence such as
+that which visited Athens in the Peloponnesian war, or London in the
+reign of Charles II. There also the martyrs were counted by myriads,
+and the period of the desolation was counted by months. But, after all,
+the total amount of destruction was on a smaller scale; and there was
+this feature of alleviation to the _conscious_ pressure of the
+calamity--that the misery was withdrawn from public notice into private
+chambers and hospitals. The siege of Jerusalem by Vespasian and his
+son, taken in its entire circumstances, comes nearest of all--for
+breadth and depth of suffering, for duration, for the exasperation of
+the suffering from without by internal feuds, and, finally, for that
+last most appalling expression of the furnace-heat of the anguish in
+its power to extinguish the natural affections even of maternal love.
+But, after all, each case had circumstances of romantic misery peculiar
+to itself--circumstances without precedent, and (wherever human nature
+is ennobled by Christianity) it may be confidently hoped--never to be
+repeated.
+
+The first point to be reached, before any hope of repose could be
+encouraged, was the river Jaik. This was not above three hundred miles
+from the main point of departure on the Wolga; and if the march thither
+was to be a forced one, and a severe one, it was alleged on the other
+hand that the suffering would be the more brief and transient; one
+summary exertion, not to be repeated, and all was achieved. Forced the
+march was, and severe beyond example: there the forewarning proved
+correct; but the promised rest proved a mere phantom of the wilderness
+--a visionary rainbow, which fled before their hope-sick eyes, across
+these interminable solitudes, for seven months of hardship and
+calamity, without a pause. These sufferings, by their very nature, and
+the circumstances under which they arose, were (like the scenery of the
+_Steppes_) somewhat monotonous in their coloring and external
+features: what variety, however, there was, will be most naturally
+exhibited by tracing historically the successive stages of the general
+misery, exactly as it unfolded itself under the double agency of
+weakness still increasing from within, and hostile pressure from
+without. Viewed in this manner, under the real order of development, it
+is remarkable that these sufferings of the Tartars, though under the
+moulding hands of accident, arrange themselves almost with a scenical
+propriety. They seem combined, as with the skill of an artist; the
+intensity of the misery advancing regularly with the advances of the
+march, and the stages of the calamity corresponding to the stages of
+the route; so that, upon raising the curtain which veils the great
+catastrophe, we behold one vast climax of anguish, towering upwards by
+regular gradations, as if constructed artificially for picturesque
+effect:--a result which might not have been surprising, had it been
+reasonable to anticipate the same rate of speed, and even an
+accelerated rate, as prevailing through the later stages of the
+expedition. But it seemed, on the contrary, most reasonable to
+calculate upon a continual decrement in the rate of motion according to
+the increasing distance from the head-quarters of the pursuing enemy.
+This calculation, however, was defeated by the extraordinary
+circumstance, that the Russian armies did not begin to close in very
+fiercely upon the Kalmucks until after they had accomplished a distance
+of full two thousand miles; one thousand miles further on the assaults
+became even more tumultuous and murderous; and already the great
+shadows of the Chinese Wall were dimly descried, when the frenzy and
+_acharnement_ of the pursuers, and the bloody desperation of the
+miserable fugitives had reached its uttermost extremity. Let us briefly
+rehearse the main stages of the misery, and trace the ascending steps
+of the tragedy, according to the great divisions of the route marked
+out by the central rivers of Asia.
+
+The first stage, we have already said, was from the Wolga to the Jaik;
+the distance about three hundred miles; the time allowed seven days.
+For the first week, therefore, the rate of marching averaged about
+forty-three English miles a day. The weather was cold, but bracing;
+and, at a more moderate pace, this part of the journey might have been
+accomplished without much distress by a people as hardy as the
+Kalmucks: as it was, the cattle suffered greatly from overdriving: milk
+began to fail even for the children: the sheep perished by wholesale:
+and the children themselves were saved only by the innumerable camels.
+
+The Cossacks, who dwelt upon the banks of the Jaik, were the first
+among the subjects of Russia to come into collision with the Kalmucks.
+Great was their surprise at the suddenness of the irruption, and great
+also their consternation: for, according to their settled custom, by
+far the greater part of their number was absent during the winter
+months at the fisheries upon the Caspian. Some who were liable to
+surprise at the most exposed points, fled in crowds to the fortress of
+Koulagina, which was immediately invested, and summoned by Oubacha. He
+had, however, in his train only a few light pieces of artillery; and
+the Russian commandant at Koulagina, being aware of the hurried
+circumstances in which the Khan was placed, and that he stood upon the
+very edge, as it were, of a renewed flight, felt encouraged by these
+considerations to a more obstinate resistance than might else have been
+advisable, with an enemy so little disposed to observe the usages of
+civilized warfare. The period of his anxiety was not long: on the fifth
+day of the siege, he descried from the walls a succession of Tartar
+couriers, mounted upon fleet Bactrian camels, crossing the vast plains
+around the fortress at a furious pace, and riding into the Kalmuck
+encampment at various points. Great agitation appeared immediately to
+follow; orders were soon after despatched in all directions: and it
+became speedily known that upon a distant flank of the Kalmuck movement
+a bloody and exterminating battle had been fought the day before, in
+which one entire tribe of the Khan's dependents, numbering not less
+than nine thousand fighting men, had perished to the last man. This was
+the _ouloss_, or clan, called _Feka-Zechorr_, between whom and
+the Cossacks there was a feud of ancient standing. In selecting,
+therefore, the points of attack, on occasion of the present hasty
+inroad, the Cossack chiefs were naturally eager so to direct their
+efforts as to combine with the service of the Empress some
+gratification to their own party hatreds; more especially as the
+present was likely to be their final opportunity for revenge if the
+Kalmuck evasion should prosper. Having, therefore, concentrated as
+large a body of Cossack cavalry as circumstances allowed, they attacked
+the hostile _ouloss_ with a precipitation which denied to it all
+means for communicating with Oubacha; for the necessity of commanding
+an ample range of pasturage, to meet the necessities of their vast
+flocks and herds, had separated this _ouloss_ from the Khan's
+head-quarters by an interval of eighty miles: and thus it was, and not
+from oversight, that it came to be thrown entirely upon its own
+resources. These had proved insufficient; retreat, from the exhausted
+state of their horses and camels, no less than from the prodigious
+encumbrances of their live stock, was absolutely out of the question:
+quarter was disdained on the one side, and would not have been granted
+on the other; and thus it had happened that the setting sun of that one
+day (the 13th from the first opening of the revolt) threw his parting
+rays upon the final agonies of an ancient _ouloss_, stretched upon
+a bloody field, who on that day's dawning had held and styled
+themselves an independent nation.
+
+Universal consternation was diffused through the wide borders of the
+Khan's encampment by this disastrous intelligence; not so much on
+account of the numbers slain, or the total extinction of a powerful
+ally, as because the position of the Cossack force was likely to put to
+hazard the future advances of the Kalmucks, or at least to retard, and
+hold them in check, until the heavier columns of the Russian army
+should arrive upon their flanks. The siege of Koulagina was instantly
+raised; and that signal, so fatal to the happiness of the women and
+their children, once again resounded through the tents--the signal for
+flight, and this time for a flight more rapid than ever. About one
+hundred and fifty miles ahead of their present position, there arose a
+tract of hilly country, forming a sort of margin to the vast, sea-like
+expanse of champaign savannas, steppes, and occasionally of sandy
+deserts, which stretched away on each side of this margin both
+eastwards and westwards. Pretty nearly in the centre of this hilly
+range, lay a narrow defile, through which passed the nearest and the
+most practicable route to the river Torgai (the further bank of which
+river offered the next great station of security for a general halt.)
+It was the more essential to gain this pass before the Cossacks,
+inasmuch as not only would the delay in forcing the pass give time to
+the Russian pursuing columns for combining their attacks and for
+bringing up their artillery, but also because (even if all enemies in
+pursuit were thrown out of the question) it was held by those best
+acquainted with the difficult and obscure geography of these pathless
+steppes--that the loss of this one narrow strait amongst the hills
+would have the effect of throwing them (as their only alternative in a
+case where so wide a sweep of pasturage was required) upon a circuit of
+at least five hundred miles extra; besides that, after all, this
+circuitous route would carry them to the Torgai at a point ill fitted
+for the passage of their heavy baggage. The defile in the hills,
+therefore, it was resolved to gain; and yet, unless they moved upon it
+with the velocity of light cavalry, there was little chance but it
+would be found pre-occupied by the Cossacks. They, it is true, had
+suffered greatly in the recent sanguinary action with their enemies;
+but the excitement of victory, and the intense sympathy with their
+unexampled triumph, had again swelled their ranks--and would probably
+act with the force of a vortex to draw in their simple countrymen from
+the Caspian. The question, therefore, of pre-occupation was reduced to
+a race. The Cossacks were marching upon an oblique line not above fifty
+miles longer than that which led to the same point from the Kalmuck
+head-quarters before Koulagina: and therefore without the most furious
+haste on the part of the Kalmucks, there was not a chance for them,
+burdened and 'trashed' [Footnote: _'Trashed'_--This is an expressive
+word used by Beaumont and Fletcher in their Bonduca, etc., to describe
+the case of a person retarded and embarrassed in flight, or in pursuit,
+by some encumbrance, whether thing or person, too valuable to be left
+behind.] as they were, to anticipate so agile a light cavalry as the
+Cossacks in seizing this important pass.
+
+Dreadful were the feelings of the poor women on hearing this exposition
+of the case. For they easily understood that too capital an interest
+(the _summa rerum_) was now at stake to allow of any regard to
+minor interests, or what would be considered such in their present
+circumstances. The dreadful week already passed,--their inauguration in
+misery,--was yet fresh in their remembrance. The scars of suffering
+were impressed not only upon their memories, but upon their very
+persons and the persons of their children. And they knew that where no
+speed had much chance of meeting the cravings of the chieftains, no
+test would be accepted, short of absolute exhaustion, that as much had
+been accomplished as could be accomplished. Weseloff, the Russian
+captive, has recorded the silent wretchedness with which the women and
+elder boys assisted in drawing the tent-ropes. On the 5th of January
+all had been animation, and the joyousness of indefinite expectation:
+now, on the contrary, a brief but bitter experience had taught them to
+take an amended calculation of what it was that lay before them.
+
+One whole day and far into the succeeding night had the renewed flight
+continued: the sufferings had been greater than before: for the cold
+had been more intense: and many perished out of the living creatures
+through every class, except only the camels--whose powers of endurance
+seemed equally adapted to cold and heat. The second morning, however,
+brought an alleviation to the distress. Snow had begun to fall: and
+though not deep at present, it was easily foreseen that it soon would
+be so; and that, as a halt would in that case become unavoidable, no
+plan could be better than that of staying where they were: especially
+as the same cause would check the advance of the Cossacks. Here then
+was the last interval of comfort which gleamed upon the unhappy nation
+during their whole migration. For ten days the snow continued to fall
+with little intermission. At the end of that time keen bright frosty
+weather succeeded: the drifting had ceased: in three days the smooth
+expanse became firm enough to support the treading of the camels, and
+the flight was recommenced. But during the halt much domestic comfort
+had been enjoyed: and for the last time universal plenty. The cows and
+oxen had perished in such vast numbers on the previous marches, that an
+order was now issued to turn what remained to account by slaughtering
+the whole, and salting whatever part should be found to exceed the
+immediate consumption. This measure led to a scene of general
+banqueting and even of festivity amongst all who were not incapacitated
+for joyous emotions by distress of mind, by grief for the unhappy
+experience of the few last days, and by anxiety for the too gloomy
+future. Seventy thousand persons of all ages had already perished;
+exclusively of the many thousand allies who had been cut down by the
+Cossack sabre. And the losses in reversion were likely to be many more.
+For rumors began now to arrive from all quarters, by the mounted
+couriers whom the Khan had despatched to the rear and to each flank as
+well as in advance, that large masses of the Imperial troops were
+converging from all parts of Central Asia to the fords of the river
+Torgai as the most convenient point for intercepting the flying tribes:
+and it was already well known that a powerful division was close in
+their rear, and was retarded only by the numerous artillery which had
+been judged necessary to support their operations. New motives were
+thus daily arising for quickening the motions of the wretched Kalmucks,
+and for exhausting those who were previously but too much exhausted.
+
+It was not until the 2d day of February that the Khan's advanced guard
+came in sight of Ouchim, the defile among the hills of Moulgaldchares,
+in which they anticipated so bloody an opposition from the Cossacks. A
+pretty large body of these light cavalry had, in fact, pre-occupied the
+pass by some hours; but the Khan having too great advantages, namely, a
+strong body of infantry, who had been conveyed by sections of five on
+about two hundred camels, and some pieces of light artillery which he
+had not yet been forced to abandon, soon began to make a serious
+impression upon this unsupported detachment; and they would probably at
+any rate have retired; but at the very moment when they were making
+some dispositions in that view, Zebek-Dorchi appeared upon their rear
+with a body of trained riflemen, who had distinguished themselves in
+the war with Turkey. These men had contrived to crawl unobserved over
+the cliffs which skirted the ravine, availing themselves of the dry
+beds of the summer torrents, and other inequalities of the ground, to
+conceal their movement. Disorder and trepidation ensued instantly in
+the Cossack files; the Khan, who had been waiting with the _elite_
+of his heavy cavalry, charged furiously upon them; total overthrow
+followed to the Cossacks, and a slaughter such as in some measure
+avenged the recent bloody extermination of their allies, the ancient
+_ouloss_ of Feka-Zechorr. The slight horses of the Cossacks were
+unable to support the weight of heavy Polish dragoons and a body of
+trained _cameleers_ (that is, cuirassiers mounted on camels);
+hardy they were, but not strong, nor a match for their antagonists in
+weight; and their extraordinary efforts through the last few days to
+gain their present position, had greatly diminished their powers for
+effecting an escape. Very few, in fact, _did_ escape; and the
+bloody day of Ouchim became as memorable amongst the Cossacks as that
+which, about twenty days before, had signalized the complete
+annihilation of the Faka-Zechorr. [Footnote: There was another _ouloss_
+equally strong with that of _Feka-Zechorr_, viz., that of Erketunn,
+under the government of Assarcho and Machi, whom some obligations of
+treaty or other hidden motives drew into the general conspiracy of
+revolt. But fortunately the two chieftains found means to assure the
+Governor of Astrachan, on the first outbreak of the insurrection, that
+their real wishes were for maintaining the old connection with Russia.
+The Cossacks, therefore, to whom the pursuit was intrusted, had
+instructions to act cautiously and according to circumstances on coming
+up with them. The result was, through the prudent management of
+Assarcho, that the clan, without compromising their pride or
+independence, made such moderate submissions as satisfied the Cossacks;
+and eventually both chiefs and people received from the Czarina the
+rewards and honors of exemplary fidelity.]
+
+The road was now open to the river Igritch, and as yet even far beyond
+it to the Torgau; but how long this state of things would continue, was
+every day more doubtful. Certain intelligence was now received that a
+large Russian army, well appointed in every arm, was advancing upon the
+Torgau, under the command of General Traubenberg. This officer was to
+be joined on his route by ten thousand Bashkirs, and pretty nearly the
+same amount of Kirghises--both hereditary enemies of the Kalmucks--both
+exasperated to a point of madness by the bloody trophies which Oubacha
+and Momotbacha had, in late years, won from such of their compatriots
+as served under the Sultan. The Czarina's yoke these wild nations bore
+with submissive patience, but not the hands by which it had been
+imposed; and, accordingly, catching with eagerness at the present
+occasion offered to their vengeance, they sent an assurance to the
+Czarina of their perfect obedience to her commands, and at the same
+time a message significantly declaring in what spirit they meant to
+execute them, viz., 'That they would not trouble her Majesty with
+prisoners.'
+
+Here then arose, as before with the Cossacks, a race for the Kalmucks
+with the regular armies of Russia, and concurrently with nations as
+fierce and semi-humanized as themselves, besides that they were stung
+into threefold activity by the furies of mortified pride and military
+abasement, under the eyes of the Turkish Sultan. The forces, and more
+especially the artillery, of Russia, were far too overwhelming to
+permit the thought of a regular opposition in pitched battles, even
+with a less dilapidated state of their resources than they could
+reasonably expect at the period of their arrival on the Torgau. In
+their speed lay their only hope--in strength of foot, as before, and
+not in strength of arm. Onward, therefore, the Kalmucks pressed,
+marking the lines of their wide-extending march over the sad solitudes
+of the steppes by a never-ending chain of corpses. The old and the
+young, the sick man on his couch, the mother with her baby--all were
+left behind. Sights such as these, with the many rueful aggravations
+incident to the helpless condition of infancy--of disease and of female
+weakness abandoned to the wolves amidst a howling wilderness, continued
+to track their course through a space of full two thousand miles; for
+so much at the least, it was likely to prove, including the circuits to
+which they were often compelled by rivers or hostile tribes, from the
+point of starting on the Wolga until they could reach their destined
+halting-ground on the east bank of the Torgau. For the first seven
+weeks of this march their sufferings had been embittered by the
+excessive severity of the cold; and every night--so long as wood was to
+be had for fires, either from the lading of the camels, or from the
+desperate sacrifice of their baggage-wagons, or (as occasionally
+happened) from the forests which skirted the banks of the many rivers
+which crossed their path--no spectacle was more frequent than that of a
+circle, composed of men, women, and children, gathered by hundreds
+round a central fire, all dead and stiff at the return of morning
+light. Myriads were left behind from pure exhaustion of whom none had a
+chance, under the combined evils which beset them, of surviving through
+the next twenty-four hours. Frost, however, and snow at length ceased
+to persecute; the vast extent of the march at length brought them into
+more genial latitudes, and the unusual duration of the march was
+gradually bringing them into the more genial seasons of the year: Two
+thousand miles had at least been traversed; February, March, April were
+gone; the balmy month of May had opened; vernal sights and sounds came
+from every side to comfort the heart-weary travellers; and at last, in
+the latter end of May, they crossed the Torgau, and took up a position
+where they hoped to find liberty to repose themselves for many weeks in
+comfort as well as in security, and to draw such supplies from the
+fertile neighborhood as might restore their shattered forces to a
+condition for executing, with less of wreck and ruin, the large
+remainder of the journey.
+
+Yes; it was true that two thousand miles of wandering had been
+completed, but in a period of nearly five months, and with the terrific
+sacrifice of at least two hundred and fifty thousand souls, to say
+nothing of herds and flocks past all reckoning. These had all perished:
+ox, cow, horse, mule, ass, sheep, or goat, not one survived--only the
+camels. These arid and adust creatures, looking like the mummies of
+some antediluvian animals, without the affections or sensibilities of
+flesh and blood--these only still erected their speaking eyes to the
+eastern heavens, and had to all appearance come out from this long
+tempest of trial unscathed and unharmed. The Khan, knowing how much he
+was individually answerable for the misery which had been sustained,
+must have wept tears even more bitter than those of Xerxes when he
+threw his eyes over the myriads whom he had assembled: for the tears of
+Xerxes were unmingled with compunction. Whatever amends were in his
+power he resolved to make by sacrifices to the general good of all
+personal regards; and accordingly, even at this point of their advance,
+he once more deliberately brought under review the whole question of
+the revolt. The question was formally debated before the Council,
+whether, even at this point, they should untread their steps, and,
+throwing themselves upon the Czarina's mercy, return to their old
+allegiance? In that case, Oubacha professed himself willing to become
+the scapegoat for the general transgression. This, he argued, was no
+fantastic scheme, but even easy of accomplishment; for the unlimited
+and sacred power of the Khan, so well known to the Empress, made it
+absolutely iniquitous to attribute any separate responsibility to the
+people--upon the Khan rested the guilt, upon the Khan would descend
+the Imperial vengeance. This proposal was applauded for its generosity,
+but was energetically opposed by Zebek-Dorchi. Were they to lose the
+whole journey of two thousand miles? Was their misery to perish without
+fruit; true it was that they had yet reached only the half-way house;
+but, in that respect, the motives were evenly balanced for retreat or
+for advance. Either way they would have pretty nearly the same distance
+to traverse, but with this difference--that, forwards, their rout lay
+through lands comparatively fertile--backwards, through a blasted
+wilderness, rich only in memorials of their sorrow, and hideous to
+Kalmuck eyes by the trophies of their calamity. Besides, though the
+Empress might accept an excuse for the past, would she the less forbear
+to suspect for the future? The Czarina's _pardon_ they might obtain,
+but could they ever hope to recover her _confidence_? Doubtless there
+would now be a standing presumption against them, an immortal ground of
+jealousy; and a jealous government would be but another name for a
+harsh one. Finally, whatever motives there ever had been for the revolt
+surely remained unimpaired by anything that had occurred. In reality
+the revolt was, after all, no revolt, but (strictly speaking) a return
+to their old allegiance, since, not above one hundred and fifty years
+ago (viz., in the year 1616,) their ancestors had revolted from the
+Emperor of China. They had now tried both governments; and for them
+China was the land of promise, and Russia the house of bondage.
+
+Spite, however, of all that Zebek could say or do, the yearning of the
+people was strongly in behalf of the Khan's proposal; the pardon of
+their prince, they persuaded themselves, would be readily conceded by
+the Empress; and there is little doubt that they would at this time
+have thrown themselves gladly upon the Imperial mercy; when suddenly
+all was defeated by the arrival of two envoys from Traubenberg. This
+general had reached the fortress of Orsk, after a very painful march,
+on the 12th of April; thence he set forwards towards Oriembourg, which
+he reached upon the 1st of June, having been joined on his route at
+various times through the month of May by the Kirghises and a corps of
+ten thousand Bashkirs. From Oriembourg he sent forward his official
+offer to the Khan, which were harsh and peremptory, holding out no
+specific stipulations as to pardon or impunity, and exacting
+unconditional submission as the preliminary price of any cessation from
+military operations. The personal character of Traubenberg, which was
+anything but energetic, and the condition of his army, disorganized in
+a great measure by the length and severity of the march, made it
+probable that, with a little time for negotiation, a more conciliatory
+tone would have been assumed. But, unhappily for all parties, sinister
+events occurred in the meantime, such as effectually put an end to
+every hope of the kind.
+
+The two envoys sent forward by Traubenberg had reported to this officer
+that a distance of only ten days' march lay between his own head-
+quarters and those of the Khan. Upon this fact transpiring, the
+Kirghises, by their prince Nourali, and the Bashkirs, entreated the
+Russian general to advance without delay. Once having placed his cannon
+in position, so as to command the Kalmuck camp, the fate of the rebel
+Khan and his people would be in his own hands; and they would
+themselves form his advanced guard. Traubenberg, however, _why_
+has not been certainly explained, refused to march, grounding his
+refusal upon the condition of his army, and their absolute need of
+refreshment. Long and fierce was the altercation; but at length, seeing
+no chance of prevailing, and dreading above all other events the escape
+of their detested enemy, the ferocious Bashkirs went off in a body by
+forced marches. In six days they reached the Torgau, crossed by
+swimming their horses, and fell upon the Kalmucks, who were dispersed
+for many a league in search of food or provender for their camels. The
+first day's action was one vast succession of independent skirmishes,
+diffused over a field of thirty to forty miles in extent; one party
+often breaking up into three or four, and again (according to the
+accidents of ground) three or four blending into one; flight and
+pursuit, rescue and total overthrow, going on simultaneously, under all
+varieties of form, in all quarters of the plain. The Bashkirs had found
+themselves obliged, by the scattered state of the Kalmucks, to split up
+into innumerable sections; and thus, for some hours, it had been
+impossible for the most practised eye to collect the general tendency
+of the day's fortune. Both the Khan and Zebek-Dorchi were at one moment
+made prisoners, and more than once in imminent danger of being cut
+down; but at length Zebek succeeded in rallying a strong column of
+infantry, which, with the support of the camel-corps on each flank,
+compelled the Bashkirs to retreat. Clouds, however, of these wild
+cavalry continued to arrive through the next two days and nights,
+followed or accompanied by the Kirghises. These being viewed as the
+advanced parties of Traubenberg's army, the Kalmuck chieftains saw no
+hope of safety but in flight; and in this way it happened that a
+retreat, which had so recently been brought to a pause, was resumed at
+the very moment when the unhappy fugitives were anticipating a deep
+repose without further molestation, the whole summer through.
+
+It seemed as though every variety of wretchedness were predestined to
+the Kalmucks; and as if their sufferings were incomplete unless they
+were rounded and matured by all that the most dreadful agencies of
+summer's heat could superadd to those of frost and winter. To this
+sequel of their story we shall immediately revert, after first noticing
+a little romantic episode which occurred at this point between Oubacha
+and his unprincipled cousin Zebek-Dorchi.
+
+There was at the time of the Kalmuck flight from the Wolga, a Russian
+gentleman of some rank at the court of the Khan, whom, for political
+reasons, it was thought necessary to carry along with them as a
+captive. For some weeks his confinement had been very strict, and in
+one or two instances cruel. But, as the increasing distance was
+continually diminishing the chances of escape, and perhaps, also, as
+the misery of the guards gradually withdrew their attention from all
+minor interests to their own personal sufferings, the vigilance of the
+custody grew more and more relaxed; until at length, upon a petition to
+the Khan, Mr. Weseloff was formally restored to liberty; and it was
+understood that he might use his liberty in whatever way he chose, even
+for returning to Russia, if that should be his wish. Accordingly, he
+was making active preparations for his journey to St. Petersburg, when
+it occurred to Zebek-Dorchi that, not improbably, in some of the
+battles which were then anticipated with Traubenberg, it might happen
+to them to lose some prisoner of rank, in which case the Russian
+Weseloff would be a pledge in their hands for negotiating an exchange.
+Upon this plea, to his own severe affliction, the Russian was detained
+until the further pleasure of the Khan. The Khan's name, indeed, was
+used through the whole affair, but, as it seemed, with so little
+concurrence on his part, that, when Weseloff in a private audience
+humbly remonstrated upon the injustice done him, and the cruelty of
+thus sporting with his feelings by setting him at liberty, and, as it
+were, tempting him into dreams of home and restored happiness only for
+the purpose of blighting them, the good-natured prince disclaimed all
+participation in the affair, and went so far in proving his sincerity
+as even to give him permission to effect his escape; and, as a ready
+means of commencing it without raising suspicion, the Khan mentioned to
+Mr. Weseloff that he had just then received a message from the Hetman
+of the Bashkirs, soliciting a private interview on the banks of the
+Torgau at a spot pointed out; that interview was arranged for the
+coming night; and Mr. Weseloff might go in the Khan's _suite_,
+which on either side was not to exceed three persons. Weseloff was a
+prudent man, acquainted with the world, and he read treachery in the
+very outline of this scheme, as stated by the Khan--treachery against
+the Khan's person. He mused a little, and then communicated so much of
+his suspicions to the Khan as might put him on his guard; but, upon
+further consideration, he begged leave to decline the honor of
+accompanying the Khan. The fact was, that three Kalmucks, who had
+strong motives for returning to their countrymen on the west bank of
+the Wolga, guessing the intentions of Weseloff, had offered to join him
+in his escape. These men the Khan would probably find himself obliged
+to countenance in their project; so that it became a point of honor
+with Weseloff to conceal their intentions, and therefore to accomplish
+the evasion from the camp, (of which the first steps only would be
+hazardous,) without risking the notice of the Khan.
+
+The district in which they were now encamped abounded, through many
+hundred miles, with wild horses of a docile and beautiful breed. Each
+of the four fugitives had caught from seven to ten of these spirited
+creatures in the course of the last few days; this raised no suspicion;
+for the rest of the Kalmucks had been making the same sort of provision
+against the coming toils of their remaining route to China. These
+horses were secured by halters, and hidden about dusk in the thickets
+which lined the margin of the river. To these thickets, about ten at
+night, the four fugitives repaired; they took a circuitous path, which
+drew them as little as possible within danger of challenge from any of
+the outposts or of the patrols which had been established on the
+quarters where the Bashkirs lay; and in three quarters of an hour they
+reached the rendezvous. The moon had now risen, the horses were
+unfastened, and they were in the act of mounting, when the deep silence
+of the woods was disturbed by a violent uproar, and the clashing of
+arms. Weseloff fancied that he heard the voice of the Khan shouting for
+assistance. He remembered the communication made by that prince in the
+morning; and requesting his companions to support him, he rode off in
+the direction of the sound. A very short distance brought him to an
+open glade in the wood, where he beheld four men contending with a
+party of at least nine or ten. Two of the four were dismounted at the
+very instant of Weseloff's arrival; one of these he recognized almost
+certainly as the Khan, who was fighting hand to hand, but at great
+disadvantage, with two of the adverse horsemen. Seeing that no time was
+to be lost, Weseloff fired, and brought down one of the two. His
+companions discharged their carbines at the same moment, and then all
+rushed simultaneously into the little open area. The thundering sound
+of about thirty horses, all rushing at once into a narrow space, gave
+the impression that a whole troop of cavalry was coming down upon the
+assailants; who, accordingly, wheeled about and fled with one impulse.
+Weseloff advanced to the dismounted cavalier, who, as he expected,
+proved to be the Khan. The man whom Weseloff had shot was lying dead;
+and both were shocked, though Weseloff at least was not surprised, on
+stooping down and scrutinizing his features, to recognize a well known
+confidential servant of Zebek-Dorchi. Nothing was said by either party.
+The Khan rode off, escorted by Weseloff and his companions, and for
+some time a dead silence prevailed. The situation of Weseloff was
+delicate and critical; to leave the Khan at this point was probably to
+cancel their recent services; for he might be again crossed on his
+path, and again attacked by the very party from whom he had just been
+delivered. Yet, on the other hand, to return to the camp was to
+endanger the chances of accomplishing the escape. The Khan also was
+apparently revolving all this in his mind, for at length he broke
+silence, and said--'I comprehend your situation; and, under other
+circumstances, I might feel it my duty to detain your companions. But
+it would ill become me to do so after the important service you have
+just rendered me. Let us turn a little to the left. There, where you
+see the watchfire, is an outpost. Attend me so far. I am then safe. You
+may turn and pursue your enterprise; for the circumstances under which
+you will appear, as my escort, are sufficient to shield you from all
+suspicion for the present. I regret having no better means at my
+disposal for testifying my gratitude. But tell me, before we part, was
+it accident only which led you to my rescue? Or had you acquired any
+knowledge of the plot by which I was decoyed into this snare?' Weseloff
+answered very candidly that mere accident had brought him to the spot
+at which he heard the uproar, but that _having_ heard it, and
+connecting it with the Khan's communication of the morning, he had then
+designedly gone after the sound in a way which he certainly should not
+have done at so critical a moment, unless in the expectation of finding
+the Khan assaulted by assassins. A few minutes after they reached the
+outpost at which it became safe to leave the Tartar chieftain; and
+immediately the four fugitives commenced a flight which is perhaps
+without a parallel in the annals of travelling. Each of them led six or
+seven horses besides the one he rode; and by shifting from one to the
+other (like the ancient _Desultors_ of the Roman circus,) so as
+never to burden the same horse for more than half an hour at a time,
+they continued to advance at the rate of two hundred miles in the
+twenty-four hours for three days consecutively. After that time,
+considering themselves beyond pursuit, they proceeded less rapidly;
+though still with a velocity which staggered the belief of Weseloff's
+friends in after years. He was, however, a man of high principle, and
+always adhered firmly to the details of his printed report. One of the
+circumstances there stated is, that they continued to pursue the route
+by which the Kalmucks had fled, never for an instant finding any
+difficulty in tracing it by the skeletons and other memorials of their
+calamities. In particular, he mentions vast heaps of money as part of
+the valuable property which it had been necessary to sacrifice. These
+heaps were found lying still untouched in the deserts. From these,
+Weseloff and his companions took as much as they could conveniently
+carry; and this it was, with the price of their beautiful horses, which
+they afterwards sold at one of the Russian military settlements for
+about Ł15 a-piece, which eventually enabled them to pursue their
+journey in Russia. This journey, as regarded Weseloff in particular,
+was closed by a tragical catastrophe. He was at that time young, and
+the only child of a doating mother. Her affliction under the violent
+abduction of her son had been excessive, and probably had undermined
+her constitution. Still she had supported it. Weseloff, giving way to
+the natural impulses of his filial affection, had imprudently posted
+through Russia, to his mother's house without warning of his approach.
+He rushed precipitately into her presense; and she, who had stood the
+shocks of sorrow, was found unequal to the shock of joy too sudden and
+too acute. She died upon the spot.
+
+We now revert to the final scenes of the Kalmuck flight. These it would
+be useless to pursue circumstantially through the whole two thousand
+miles of suffering which remained; for the character of that suffering
+was even more monotonous than on the former half of the flight, but
+also more severe. Its main elements were excessive heat, with the
+accompaniments of famine and thirst, but aggravated at every step by
+the murderous attacks of their cruel enemies, the Bashkirs and the
+Kirghises.
+
+These people, 'more fell than anguish, hunger, or the sea,' stuck to
+the unhappy Kalmucks like a swarm of enraged hornets. And very often
+whilst _they_ were attacking them in the rear, their advanced
+parties and flanks were attacked with almost equal fury by the people
+of the country which they were traversing; and with good reason, since
+the law of self-preservation had now obliged the fugitive Tartars to
+plunder provisions, and to forage wherever they passed. In this respect
+their condition was a constant oscillation of wretchedness; for,
+sometimes, pressed by grinding famine, they took a circuit of perhaps a
+hundred miles, in order to strike into a land rich in the comforts of
+life; but in such a land they were sure to find a crowded population,
+of which every arm was raised in unrelenting hostility, with all the
+advantages of local knowledge, and with constant preoccupation of all
+the defensible positions, mountain passes, or bridges. Sometimes,
+again, wearied out with this mode of suffering, they took a circuit of
+perhaps a hundred miles, in order to strike into a land with few or no
+inhabitants. But in such a land they were sure to meet absolute
+starvation. Then, again, whether with or without this plague of
+starvation, whether with or without this plague of hostility in front,
+whatever might he the 'fierce varieties' of their misery in this
+respect, no rest ever came to their unhappy rear; _post equitem sedet
+atra cura_; it was a torment like the undying worm of conscience.
+And, upon the whole, it presented a spectacle altogether unprecedented
+in the history of mankind. Private and personal malignity is not
+unfrequently immortal; but rare indeed is it to find the same
+pertinacity of malice in a nation. And what embittered the interest
+was, that the malice was reciprocal. Thus far the parties met upon
+equal terms; but that equality only sharpened the sense of their dire
+inequality as to other circumstances. The Bashkirs were ready to fight
+'from morn to dewy eve.' The Kalmucks, on the contrary, were always
+obliged to run; was it _from_ their enemies, as creatures whom
+they feared? No; but _towards_ their friends--towards that final
+haven of China--as what was hourly implored by their wives, and the
+tears of their children. But though they fled unwillingly, too often
+they fled in vain--being unwillingly recalled. There lay the torment.
+Every day the Bashkirs fell upon them; every day the same unprofitable
+battle was renewed; as a matter of course, the Kalmucks recalled part
+of their advanced guard to fight them; every day the battle raged for
+hours, and uniformly with the same result. For, no sooner did the
+Bashkirs find themselves too heavily pressed, and that the Kalmuck
+march had been retarded by some hours, than they retired into the
+boundless deserts where all pursuit was hopeless. But if the Kalmucks
+resolved to press forward, regardless of their enemies, in that case
+their attacks became so fierce and overwhelming, that the general
+safety seemed likely to be brought into question; nor could any
+effectual remedy be applied to the case, even for each separate day,
+except by a most embarrassing halt, and by countermarches, that, to men
+in their circumstances, were almost worse than death. It will not be
+surprising, that the irritation of such a systematic persecution,
+superadded to a previous and hereditary hatred, and accompanied by the
+stinging consciousness of utter impotence as regarded all effectual
+vengeance, should gradually have inflamed the Kalmuck animosity into
+the wildest expression of downright madness and frenzy. Indeed, long
+before the frontiers of China were approached, the hostility of both
+sides had assumed the appearance much more of a warfare amongst wild
+beasts than amongst creatures acknowledging the restraints of reason or
+the claims of a common nature. The spectacle became too atrocious; it
+was that of a host of lunatics pursued by a host of fiends.
+
+On a fine morning in early autumn of the year 1771, Kien Long, the
+Emperor of China, was pursuing his amusements in a wild frontier
+district lying on the outside of the Great Wall. For many hundred
+square leagues the country was desolate of inhabitants, but rich in
+woods of ancient growth, and overrun with game of every description. In
+a central spot of this solitary region, the Emperor had built a
+gorgeous hunting-lodge, to which he resorted annually for recreation
+and relief from the cares of government. Led onwards in pursuit of
+game, he had rambled to a distance of two hundred miles or more from
+this lodge, followed at a little distance by a sufficient military
+escort, and every night pitching his tent in a different situation,
+until at length he had arrived on the very margin of the vast central
+deserts of Asia. [Footnote: All the circumstances are learned from a
+long state paper upon the subject of this Kalmuck migration, drawn up
+in the Chinese language by the Emperor himself. Parts of this paper
+have been translated by the Jesuit missionaries. The Emperor states the
+whole motives of his conduct and the chief incidents at great length.]
+Here he was standing, by accident, at an opening of his pavilion,
+enjoying the morning sunshine, when suddenly to the westward there
+arose a vast cloudy vapor, which by degrees expanded, mounted, and
+seemed to be slowly diffusing itself over the whole face of the
+heavens. By-and-by this vast sheet of mist began to thicken towards the
+horizon, and to roll forward in billowy volumes. The Emperor's suite
+assembled from all quarters. The silver trumpets were sounded in the
+rear, and from all the glades and forest avenues began to trot forward
+towards the pavilion the yagers, half cavalry, half huntsmen, who
+composed the Imperial escort. Conjecture was on the stretch to divine
+the cause of this phenomenon, and the interest continually increased,
+in proportion as simple curiosity gradually deepened into the anxiety
+of uncertain danger. At first it had been imagined that some vast
+troops of deer, or other wild animals of the chase, had been disturbed
+in their forest haunts by the Emperor's movements, or possibly by wild
+beasts prowling for prey, and might be fetching a compass by way of re-
+entering the forest grounds at some remoter points secure from
+molestation. But this conjecture was dissipated by the slow increase of
+the cloud, and the steadiness of its motion. In the course of two hours
+the vast phenomenon had advanced to a point which was judged to be
+within five miles of the spectators, though all calculations of
+distance were difficult, and often fallacious, when applied to the
+endless expanses of the Tartar deserts. Through the next hour, during
+which the gentle morning breeze had a little freshened, the dusty vapor
+had developed itself far and wide into the appearance of huge aerial
+draperies, hanging in mighty volumes from the sky to the earth; and at
+particular points, where the eddies of the breeze acted upon the
+pendulous skirts of these aerial curtains rents were perceived,
+sometimes taking the form of regular arches, portals, and windows,
+through which began dimly to gleam the heads of camels 'indorsed'
+[Footnote: _Camels 'indorsed;'_--'And elephants indorsed with
+towers.' MILTON in _Paradise Regained_.] with human beings--and at
+intervals the moving of men and horses, in tumultuous array--and then,
+through other openings or vistas, at far distant points, the flashing
+of polished arms. But sometimes, as the wind slackened or died away,
+all those openings, of whatever form, in the cloudy pall, would slowly
+close, and for a time the whole pageant was shut up from view; although
+the growing din, the clamors, the shrieks and groans, ascending from
+infuriated myriads, reported, in a language not to be misunderstood,
+what was going on behind the cloudy screen.
+
+It was in fact the Kalmuck host, now in the last extremities of their
+exhaustion, and very fast approaching to that final stage of privation
+and intense misery, beyond which few or none could have lived, but
+also, happily for themselves, fast approaching (in a literal sense)
+that final stage of their long pilgrimage, at which they would meet
+hospitality on a scale of royal magnificence, and full protection from
+their enemies. These enemies, however, as yet still were hanging on
+their rear as fiercely as ever, though this day was destined to be the
+last of their hideous persecution. The Khan had, in fact, sent forward
+couriers with all the requisite statements and petitions, addressed to
+the Emperor of China. These had been duly received, and preparations
+made in consequence to welcome the Kalmucks with the most paternal
+benevolence. But as these couriers had been despatched from the Torgau
+at the moment of arrival thither, and before the advance of Traubenberg
+had made it necessary for the Khan to order a hasty renewal of the
+flight, the Emperor had not looked for their arrival on their frontier
+until full three months after the present time. The Khan had indeed
+expressly notified his intention to pass the summer heats on the banks
+of the Torgau, and to recommence his retreat about the beginning of
+September. The subsequent change of plan being unknown to Kien Long,
+left him for some time in doubt as to the true interpretation to be put
+upon this mighty apparition in the desert; but at length the savage
+clamors of hostile fury, and the clangor of weapons, unveiled to the
+Emperor the true nature of those unexpected calamities which had so
+prematurely precipitated the Kalmuck measure.
+
+Apprehending the real state of affairs, the Emperor instantly perceived
+that the first act of his fatherly care for these erring children (as
+he esteemed them) now returning to their ancient obedience, must be--
+to deliver them from their pursuers. And this was less difficult than
+might have been supposed. Not many miles in the rear was a body of well
+appointed cavalry, with a strong detachment of artillery, who always
+attended the Emperor's motions. These were hastily summoned. Meantime
+it occurred to the train of courtiers that some danger might arise to
+the Emperor's person from the proximity of a lawless enemy; and
+accordingly he was induced to retire a little to the rear. It soon
+appeared, however, to those who watched the vapory shroud in the
+desert, that its motion was not such as would argue the direction of
+the march to be exactly upon the pavilion, but rather in a diagonal
+line, making an angle of full forty-five degrees with that line in
+which the Imperial _cortčge_ had been standing, and therefore with
+a distance continually increasing. Those who knew the country judged
+that the Kalmucks were making for a large fresh-water lake about seven
+or eight miles distant; they were right; and to that point the Imperial
+cavalry was ordered up; and it was precisely in that spot, and about
+three hours after and at noon-day on the 8th of September, that the
+great Exodus of the Kalmuck Tartars was brought to a final close, and
+with a scene of such memorable and hellish fury, as formed an
+appropriate winding-up to an expedition in all its parts and details so
+awfully disastrous. The Emperor was not personally present, or at least
+he saw whatever he _did_ see from too great a distance to
+discriminate its individual features; but he records in his written
+memorial the report made to him of this scene by some of his own
+officers.
+
+The lake of Tengis, near the frightful desert of Kobi, lay in a hollow
+amongst hills of a moderate height, ranging generally from two to three
+thousand feet high. About eleven o'clock in the forenoon, the Chinese
+cavalry reached the summit of a road which led through a cradle-like
+dip in the mountains right down upon the margin of the lake. From this
+pass, elevated about two thousand feet above the level of the water,
+they continued to descend, by a very winding and difficult road, for an
+hour and a half; and during the whole of this descent they were
+compelled to be inactive spectators of the fiendish spectacle below.
+The Kalmucks, reduced by this time from about six hundred thousand
+souls to two hundred thousand, and after enduring for two months and a
+half the miseries we have previously described--outrageous heat,
+famine, and the destroying scimitar of the Kirghises and the Bashkirs,
+had for the last ten days been traversing a hideous desert, where no
+vestiges were seen of vegetation, and no drop of water could be found.
+Camels and men were already so overladen, that it was a mere
+impossibility that they should carry a tolerable sufficiency for the
+passage of this frightful wilderness. On the eighth day the wretched
+daily allowance, which had been continually diminishing, failed
+entirely; and thus for two days of insupportable fatigue, the horrors
+of thirst had been carried to the fiercest extremity. Upon this last
+morning, at the sight of the hills and the forest scenery, which
+announced to those who acted as guides the neighborhood of the lake of
+Tengis, all the people rushed along with maddening eagerness to the
+anticipated solace. The day grew hotter and hotter, the people more and
+more exhausted, and gradually, in the general rush forwards to the
+lake, all discipline and command were lost--all attempts to preserve a
+rear-guard were neglected--the wild Bashkirs rode in amongst the
+encumbered people, and slaughtered them by wholesale, and almost
+without resistance. Screams and tumultuous shouts proclaimed the
+progress of the massacre; but none heeded--none halted; all alike,
+pauper or noble, continued to rush on with maniacal haste to the
+waters--all with faces blackened by the heat preying upon the liver,
+and with tongue drooping from the mouth. The cruel Bashkir was affected
+by the same misery, and manifested the same symptoms of his misery as
+the wretched Kalmuck; the murderer was oftentimes in the same frantic
+misery as his murdered victim--many indeed (an ordinary effect of
+thirst) in both nations had become lunatic--and in this state, whilst
+mere multitude and condensation of bodies alone opposed any check to
+the destroying scimitar and the trampling hoof, the lake was reached;
+and to that the whole vast body of enemies rushed, and together
+continued to rush, forgetful of all things at that moment but of one
+almighty instinct. This absorption of the thoughts in one maddening
+appetite lasted for a single minute; but in the next arose the final
+scene of parting vengeance. Far and wide the waters of the solitary
+lake were instantly dyed red with blood and gore; here rode a party of
+savage Bashkirs, hewing off heads as fast as the swathes fall before
+the mower's scythe; there stood unarmed Kalmucks in a death-grapple
+with their detested foes, both up to the middle in water, and
+oftentimes both sinking together below the surface, from weakness, or
+from struggles, and perishing in each other's arms. Did the Bashkirs at
+any point collect into a cluster for the sake of giving impetus to the
+assault? Thither were the camels driven in fiercely by those who rode
+them, generally women or boys; and even these quiet creatures were
+forced into a share in this carnival of murder, by trampling down as
+many as they could strike prostrate with the lash of their fore-legs.
+Every moment the water grew more polluted: and yet every moment fresh
+myriads came up to the lake and rushed in, not able to resist their
+frantic thirst, and swallowing large draughts of water, visibly
+contaminated with the blood of their slaughtered compatriots.
+Wheresoever the lake was shallow enough to allow of men raising their
+heads above the water, there for scores of acres were to be seen all
+forms of ghastly fear, of agonizing struggle, of spasm, of convulsion,
+of mortal conflict, death, and the fear of death--revenge, and the
+lunacy of revenge--hatred, and the frenzy of hatred--until the neutral
+spectators, of whom there were not a few, now descending the eastern
+side of the lake, at length averted their eyes in horror. This horror,
+which seemed incapable of further addition, was, however, increased by
+an unexpected incident. The Bashkirs, beginning to perceive here and
+there the approach of the Chinese cavalry, felt it prudent--wheresoever
+they were sufficiently at leisure from the passions of the murderous
+scene--to gather into bodies. This was noticed by the governor of a
+small Chinese fort, built upon an eminence above the lake; and
+immediately he threw in a broadside, which spread havoc amongst the
+Bashkir tribe. As often as the Bashkirs collected into 'globes' and
+'turms' as their only means of meeting the long line of descending
+Chinese cavalry--so often did the Chinese governor of the fort pour in
+his exterminating broadside; until at length the lake at the lower end,
+became one vast seething cauldron of human bloodshed and carnage. The
+Chinese cavalry had reached the foot of the hills: the Bashkirs,
+attentive to their movements, had formed; skirmishes had been fought:
+and, with a quick sense that the contest was henceforwards rapidly
+becoming hopeless, the Bashkirs and Kirghises began to retire. The
+pursuit was not as vigorous as the Kalmuck hatred would have desired.
+But, at the same time, the very gloomiest hatred could not but find, in
+their own dreadful experience of the Asiatic deserts, and in the
+certainty that these wretched Bashkirs had to repeat that same
+experience a second time, for thousands of miles, as the price exacted
+by a retributary Providence for their vindictive cruelty--not the very
+gloomiest of the Kalmucks, or the least reflecting, but found in all
+this a retaliatory chastisement more complete and absolute than any
+which their swords and lances could have obtained, or human vengeance
+could have devised.
+
+Here ends the tale of the Kalmuck wanderings in the Desert; for any
+subsequent marches which awaited them, were neither long nor painful.
+Every possible alleviation and refreshment for their exhausted bodies
+had been already provided by Kien Long with the most princely
+munificence; and lands of great fertility were immediately assigned to
+them in ample extent along the river Ily, not very far from the point
+at which they had first emerged from the wilderness of Kobi. But the
+beneficent attention of the Chinese Emperor may be best stated in his
+own words, as translated into French by one of the Jesuit
+missionaries:--"La nation des Torgotes (_savoir les Kalmuques_) arriva
+ŕ Ily, toute _delabree_, n'ayant ni de quoi vivre, ni de quoi se vętir.
+Je l'avais prévu; et j'avais ordonné de faire en tout genre les
+provisions nécessaires pour pouvoir les secourir promptement; c'est ce
+qui a été exécuté. On a fait la division des terres; et on a assigné ŕ
+chaque famille une portion suffisante pour pouvoir servir ŕ son
+entretien, soit en la cultivant, soit en y nourissant des bestiaux. On
+a donne a chaque particulier des étoffes pour l'habiller, des grains
+pour se nourrir pendant l'espace d'une année, des ustensiles pour le
+ménage et d'autres choses nécessaires: et outre cela plusieurs onces
+d'argent, pour se pourvoir de ce qu'on aurait pu oublier. On a désigné
+des lieux particuliers, fertiles en pâturages; et on leur a donné des
+boeufs, moutons, &c. pour qu'ils pussent dans la suite travailler par
+euxmęmes a leur entretien et ŕ leur bienętre."
+
+These are the words of the Emperor himself, speaking in his own person
+of his own paternal cares; but another Chinese, treating the same
+subject, records the munificence of this prince in terms which proclaim
+still more forcibly the disinterested generosity which prompted, and
+the delicate considerateness which conducted this extensive bounty. He
+has been speaking of the Kalmucks, and he goes on thus:--"Lorsqu'ils
+arrivčrent sur nos frontičres (au nombre de plusieurs centaines de
+mille), quoique la fatigue extręme, la faim, la soif, et toutes les
+autres incommodités inséparables d'une trčs-longue et trčs pénible
+route en eussent fait périr presque autant, ils étaient réduits a la
+derničre misčre: ils manquaient de tout. Il" (viz. l'Empereur, Kien
+Long) "leur fit préparer des logemens conformes a leur maničre de
+vivre; il leur fit distribuer des aliments et des habits; il leur fit
+donner des boeufs, des moutons, et des ustensiles, pour les mettre en
+état de former des troupeaux et de cultiver la terre, _et tout cela ŕ
+ses propres frais_, qui se sont montés ŕ des sommes immenses, sans
+compter l'argent qu'il a donné ŕ chaque chef-de-famille, pour pourvoir
+ŕ la subsistance de sa femme et de ses enfans."
+
+Thus, after their memorable year of misery, the Kalmucks were replaced
+in territorial possessions, and in comfort equal perhaps, or even
+superior, to that which they had enjoyed in Russia, and with superior
+political advantages. But, if equal or superior, their condition was no
+longer the same; if not in degree, their social prosperity had altered
+in quality; for instead of being a purely pastoral and vagrant people,
+they were now in circumstances which obliged them to become essentially
+dependent upon agriculture; and thus far raised in social rank, that by
+the natural course of their habits and the necessities of life they
+were effectually reclaimed from roving, and from the savage customs
+connected with so unsettled a life. They gained also in political
+privileges, chiefly through the immunity from military service which
+their new relations enabled them to obtain. These were circumstances of
+advantage and gain. But one great disadvantage there was, amply to
+overbalance all other possible gain; the chances were lost or were
+removed to an incalculable distance for their conversion to
+Christianity, without which in these times there is no absolute advance
+possible on the path of true civilization.
+
+One word remains to be said upon the _personal_ interests
+concerned in this great drama. The catastrophe in this respect was
+remarkable and complete. Oubacha, with all his goodness and incapacity
+of suspecting, had, since the mysterious affair on the banks of the
+Torgau, felt his mind alienated from his cousin; he revolted from the
+man that would have murdered him; and he had displayed his caution so
+visibly as to provoke a reaction in the bearing of Zebek-Dorchi, and a
+displeasure which all his dissimulation could not hide. This had
+produced a feud, which, by keeping them aloof, had probably saved the
+life of Oubacha; for the friendship of Zebek-Dorchi was more fatal than
+his open enmity. After the settlement on the Ily this feud continued to
+advance, until it came under the notice of the Emperor, on occasion of
+a visit which all the Tartar chieftains made to his Majesty at his
+hunting-lodge in 1772. The Emperor informed himself accurately of all
+the particulars connected with the transaction--of all the rights and
+claims put forward--and of the way in which they would severally affect
+the interests of the Kalmuck people. The consequence was, that he
+adopted the cause of Oubacha, and repressed the pretensions of Zebek-
+Dorchi, who, on his part, so deeply resented this discountenance to his
+ambitious projects, that in conjunction with other chiefs he had the
+presumption even to weave nets of treason against the Emperor himself.
+Plots were laid--were detected--were baffled--counterplots were
+constructed upon the same basis, and with the benefit of the
+opportunities thus offered.
+
+Finally, Zebek-Dorchi was invited to the imperial lodge, together with
+all his accomplices; and under the skilful management of the Chinese
+nobles in the Emperor's establishment, the murderous artifices of these
+Tartar chieftains were made to recoil upon themselves; and the whole of
+them perished by assassination at a great imperial banquet. For the
+Chinese morality is exactly of that kind which approves in everything
+the _lex talionis:_--
+
+ ----'lex nec justior ulla est (as _they_ think)
+ Quam necis artifices arte perire sua.'
+
+So perished Zebek-Dorchi, the author and originator of the great Tartar
+_Exodus_. Oubacha, meantime, and his people, were gradually
+recovering from the effects of their misery, and repairing their
+losses. Peace and prosperity, under the gentle rule of a fatherly lord
+paramount, re-dawned upon the tribes; their household _lares_,
+after so harsh a translation to distant climates, found again a happy
+reinstatement in what had in fact been their primitive abodes; they
+found themselves settled in quiet sylvan scenes, rich in all the
+luxuries of life, and endowed with the perfect loveliness of Arcadian
+beauty. But from the hills of this favored land and even from the level
+grounds as they approach its western border, they still look out upon
+that fearful wilderness which once beheld a nation in agony--the utter
+extirpation of nearly half a million from amongst its numbers, and, for
+the remainder, a storm of misery so fierce, that in the end (as
+happened also at Athens during the Peloponnesian war from a different
+form of misery) very many lost their memory; all records of their past
+life were wiped out as with a sponge--utterly erased and cancelled; and
+many others lost their reason; some in a gentle form of pensive
+melancholy, some in a more restless form of feverish delirium and
+nervous agitation, and others in the fixed forms of tempestuous mania,
+raving frenzy, or moping idiocy. Two great commemorative monuments
+arose in after years to mark the depth and permanence of the awe--the
+sacred and reverential grief with which all persons looked back upon
+the dread calamities attached to the year of the Tiger--all who had
+either personally shared in those calamities, and had themselves drunk
+from that cup of sorrow, or who had effectually been made witnesses to
+their results, and associated with their relief; two great monuments,
+we say; first of all, one in the religious solemnity, enjoined by the
+Dalai Lama, called in the Tartar language a _Romanang_, that is, a
+national commemoration, with music the most rich and solemn, of all the
+souls who departed to the rest of Paradise from the afflictions of the
+Desert: this took place about six years after the arrival in China.
+Secondly, another more durable and more commensurate to the scale of
+the calamity and to the grandeur of this national Exodus, in the mighty
+columns of granite and brass, erected by the Emperor Kien Long, near
+the banks of the Ily: these columns stand upon the very margin of the
+_steppes_; and they bear a short but emphatic inscription
+[Footnote: This inscription has been slightly altered in one or two
+phrases, and particularly in adapting to the Christian era the
+Emperor's expressions for the year of the original Exodus from China
+and the retrogressive Exodus from Russia. With respect to the
+designation adopted for the Russian Emperor, either it is built upon
+some confusion between him and the Byzantine Caesars, as though the
+former, being of the same religion with the latter (and occupying in
+part the same longitudes, though in different latitudes) might be
+considered as his modern successor; or else it refers simply to the
+Greek form of Christianity professed by the Russian Emperor and
+Church.] to the following effect:--
+
+By the Will of God
+Here, upon the Brink of these Deserts,
+Which from this Point begin and stretch away
+Pathless, treeless, waterless,
+For thousands of miles--and along the margins of many mighty Nations,
+Rested from their labors and from great afflictions
+Under the shadow of the Chinese Wall,
+And by the favor of KIEN LONG, God's Lieutenant upon Earth,
+The ancient Children of the Wilderness--the Torgote Tartars
+Flying before the wrath of the Grecian Czar,
+Wandering Sheep who had strayed away from the Celestial Empire in the
+year 1616,
+But are now mercifully gathered again, after infinite sorrow,
+Into the fold of their forgiving Shepherd.
+Hallowed be the spot for ever,
+and
+Hallowed be the day--September 8, 1771!
+Amen.
+
+END OF VOLUME I.
+
+
+
+
+VOLUME II
+
+
+SYSTEM OF THE HEAVENS AS REVEALED BY LORD ROSSE'S TELESCOPES.
+[Footnote: Thoughts on Some Important Points relating to the System of
+the World. By J. P. Nichol, LL.D., Professor of Astronomy in the
+University of Glasgow. William Tait, Edinburgh. 1846.]
+
+Some years ago, some person or other, [in fact I believe it was
+myself,] published a paper from the German of Kant, on a very
+interesting question, viz., the age of our own little Earth. Those who
+have never seen that paper, a class of unfortunate people whom I
+suspect to form _rather_ the majority in our present perverse
+generation, will be likely to misconceive its object. Kant's purpose
+was, not to ascertain how many years the Earth had lived: a million of
+years, more or less, made very little difference to _him_. What he
+wished to settle was no such barren conundrum. For, had there even been
+any means of coercing the Earth into an honest answer, on such a
+delicate point, which the Sicilian canon, Recupero, fancied that there
+was; [Footnote: _Recupero_. See Brydone's Travels, some sixty or
+seventy years ago. The canon, being a beneficed clergyman in the Papal
+church, was naturally an infidel. He wished exceedingly to refute
+Moses: and he fancied that he really had done so by means of some
+collusive assistance from the layers of lava on Mount Etna. But there
+survives, at this day, very little to remind us of the canon, except an
+unpleasant guffaw that rises, at times, in solitary valleys of Etna.]
+but which, in my own opinion, there neither is, nor ought to be,--
+(since a man deserves to be cudgelled who could put such improper
+questions to a _lady_ planet,)--still what would it amount to?
+What good would it do us to have a certificate of our dear little
+mother's birth and baptism? Other people--people in Jupiter, or the
+Uranians--may amuse themselves with her pretended foibles or
+infirmities: it is quite safe to do so at _their_ distance; and,
+in a female planet like Venus, it might be natural, (though, strictly
+speaking, not quite correct,) to scatter abroad malicious insinuations,
+as though our excellent little mamma had begun to wear false hair, or
+had lost some of her front teeth. But all this, we men of sense know to
+be gammon. Our mother Tellus, beyond all doubt, is a lovely little
+thing. I am satisfied that she is very much admired throughout the
+Solar System: and, in clear seasons, when she is seen to advantage,
+with her bonny wee pet of a Moon tripping round her like a lamb, I
+should be thankful to any gentleman who will mention where he has
+happened to observe--either he or his telescope--will he only have the
+goodness to say, in what part of the heavens he has discovered a more
+elegant turn-out. I wish to make no personal reflections. I name no
+names. Only this I say, that, though some people have the gift of
+seeing things that other people never could see, and though some other
+people, or other some people are born with a silver spoon in their
+mouths, so that, generally, their geese count for swans, yet, after
+all, swans or geese, it would be a pleasure to me, and really a
+curiosity, to see the planet that could fancy herself entitled to
+sneeze at our Earth. And then, if she (viz., our Earth,) keeps but one
+Moon, even _that_ (you know) is an advantage as regards some
+people that keep none. There are people, pretty well known to you and
+me, that can't make it convenient to keep even one Moon. And so I come
+to my moral; which is this, that, to all appearance, it is mere
+justice; but, supposing it were not, still it is _our_ duty, (as
+children of the Earth,) right or wrong, to stand up for our bonny young
+mamma, if she _is_ young; or for our dear old mother, if she
+_is_ old; whether young or old, to take her part against all
+comers; and to argue through thick and thin, which (sober or not) I
+always attempt to do, that she is the most respectable member of the
+Copernican System.
+
+Meantime, what Kant understood by being old, is something that still
+remains to be explained. If one stumbled, in the steppes of Tartary, on
+the grave of a Megalonyx, and, after long study, had deciphered from
+some pre-Adamite heiro-pothooks, the following epitaph:--'_Hic
+jacet_ a Megalonyx, or _Hic jacet_ a Mammoth, (as the case
+might be,) who departed this life, to the grief of his numerous
+acquaintance in the seventeen thousandth year of his age,'--of course,
+one would be sorry for him; because it must be disagreeable at
+_any_ age to be torn away from life, and from all one's little
+megalonychal comforts; that's not pleasant, you know, even if one
+_is_ seventeen thousand years old. But it would make all the
+difference possible in your grief, whether the record indicated a
+premature death, that he had been cut off, in fact, whilst just
+stepping into life, or had kicked the bucket when full of honors, and
+been followed to the grave by a train of weeping grandchildren. He had
+died 'in his teens,' that's past denying. But still we must know to
+what stage of life in a man, had corresponded seventeen thousand years
+in a Mammoth. Now exactly this was what Kant desired to know about our
+planet. Let her have lived any number of years that you suggest, (shall
+we say if you please, that she is in her billionth year?) still that
+tells us nothing about the _period_ of life, the _stage_, which she may
+be supposed to have reached. Is she a child, in fact, or is she an
+adult? And, _if_ an adult, and that you gave a ball to the Solar
+System, is she that kind of person, that you would introduce to a
+waltzing partner, some fiery young gentlemen like Mars, or would
+you rather suggest to her the sort of partnership which takes place at
+a whist-table? On this, as on so many other questions, Kant was
+perfectly sensible that people, of the finest understandings, may and
+do take the most opposite views. Some think that our planet is in that
+stage of her life, which corresponds to the playful period of twelve or
+thirteen in a spirited girl. Such a girl, were it not that she is
+checked by a sweet natural sense of feminine grace, you might call a
+romp; but not a hoyden, observe; no horse-play; oh, no, nothing of that
+sort. And these people fancy that earthquakes, volcanoes, and all such
+little _escapades_ will be over, they will, in lawyer's phrase,
+'cease and determine,' as soon as our Earth reaches the age of maidenly
+bashfulness. Poor thing! It's quite natural, you know, in a healthy
+growing girl. A little overflow of vivacity, a _pirouette_ more or
+less, what harm should _that_ do to any of us? Nobody takes more
+delight than I in the fawn-like sportiveness of an innocent girl, at
+this period of life: even a shade of _espičglerie_ does not annoy
+me. But still my own impressions incline me rather to represent the
+Earth as a fine noble young woman, full of the pride which is so
+becoming to her sex, and well able to take her own part, in case that,
+at any solitary point of the heavens, she should come across one of
+those vulgar fussy Comets, disposed to be rude and take improper
+liberties. These Comets, by the way, are public nuisances, very much
+like the mounted messengers of butchers in great cities, who are always
+at full gallop, and moving upon such an infinity of angles to human
+shinbones, that the final purpose of such boys (one of whom lately had
+the audacity nearly to ride down the Duke of Wellington) seems to be--
+not the translation of mutton, which would certainly find its way into
+human mouths even if riding boys were not,--but the improved geometry
+of transcendental curves. They ought to be numbered, ought these boys,
+and to wear badges--X 10, &c. And exactly the same evil, asking
+therefore by implication for exactly the same remedy, affects the
+Comets. A respectable planet is known everywhere, and responsible for
+any mischief that he does. But if a cry should arise, 'Stop that
+wretch, who was rude to the Earth: who is he?' twenty voices will
+answer, perhaps, 'It's Encke's Comet; he is always doing mischief;'
+well, what can you say? it _may_ be Encke's, it may be some other
+man's Comet; there are so many abroad and on so many roads, that you
+might as well ask upon a night of fog, such fog as may be opened with
+an oyster knife, whose cab that was (whose, viz., out of 27,000 in
+London) that floored you into the kennel.
+
+These are constructive ideas upon the Earth's stage of evolution, which
+Kant was aware of, and which will always find toleration, even where
+they do not find patronage. But others there are, a class whom I
+perfectly abominate, that place our Earth in the category of decaying
+women, nay of decayed women, going, going, and all but gone. 'Hair like
+arctic snows, failure of vital heat, palsy that shakes the head as in
+the porcelain toys on our mantel-pieces, asthma that shakes the whole
+fabric--these they absolutely fancy themselves to _see_. They
+absolutely _hear_ the tellurian lungs wheezing, panting, crying,
+'Bellows to mend!' periodically as the Earth approaches her aphelion.
+
+But suddenly at this point a demur arises upon the total question.
+Kant's very problem explodes, bursts, as poison in Venetian wine-glass
+of old shivered the glass into fragments. For is there, after all, any
+stationary meaning in the question? Perhaps in reality the Earth is
+both young and old. Young? If she is not young at present, perhaps she
+_will_ be so in future. Old? if she is not old at this moment,
+perhaps she _has_ been old, and has a fair chance of becoming so
+again. In fact, she is a Phoenix that is known to have secret processes
+for rebuilding herself out of her own ashes. Little doubt there is but
+she has seen many a birthday, many a funeral night, and many a morning
+of resurrection. Where now the mightiest of oceans rolls in pacific
+beauty, once were anchored continents and boundless forests. Where the
+south pole now shuts her frozen gates inhospitably against the
+intrusions of flesh, once were probably accumulated the ribs of
+empires; man's imperial forehead, woman's roseate lips, gleamed upon
+ten thousand hills; and there were innumerable contributions to
+antarctic journals almost as good (but not quite) as our own. Even
+within our domestic limits, even where little England, in her south-
+eastern quarter now devolves so quietly to the sea her sweet pastoral
+rivulets, once came roaring down, in pomp of waters, a regal Ganges
+[Footnote: _'Ganges:'_--Dr. Nichol calls it by this name for the
+purpose of expressing its grandeur; and certainly in breadth, in
+diffusion at all times, but especially in the rainy season, the Ganges
+is the cock of the walk in our British orient. Else, as regards the
+body of water discharged, the absolute payments made into the sea's
+exchequer, and the majesty of column riding downwards from the
+Himalaya, I believe that, since Sir Alexander Burnes's measurements,
+the Indus ranks foremost by a long chalk.], that drained some
+hyperbolical continent, some Quinbus Flestrin of Asiatic proportions,
+long since gone to the dogs. All things pass away. Generations wax old
+as does a garment: but eternally God says:--'Come again, ye children of
+men.' Wildernesses of fruit, and worlds of flowers, are annually
+gathered in solitary South America to ancestral graves: yet still the
+Pomona of Earth, yet still the Flora of Earth, does not become
+superannuated, but blossoms in everlasting youth. Not otherwise by
+secular periods, known to us geologically as facts, though obscure as
+durations, _Tellus_ herself, the planet, as a whole, is for ever
+working by golden balances of change and compensation, of ruin and
+restoration. She recasts her glorious habitations in decomposing them;
+she lies down for death, which perhaps a thousand times she has
+suffered; she rises for a new birth, which perhaps for the thousandth
+time has glorified her disc. Hers is the wedding garment, hers is the
+shroud, that eternally is being woven in the loom. And God imposes upon
+her the awful necessity of working for ever at her own grave, yet of
+listening for ever to his far-off trumpet of _palingenesis_.
+
+If this account of the matter be just, and were it not treasonable to
+insinuate the possibility of an error against so great a swell as
+Immanuel Kant, one would be inclined to fancy that Mr. Kant had really
+been dozing a little on this occasion; or, agreeably to his own
+illustration elsewhere, that he had realized the pleasant picture of
+one learned doctor trying to milk a he-goat, whilst another doctor,
+equally learned, holds the milk-pail below. [Footnote: Kant applied
+this illustration to the case where one worshipful scholar proposes
+some impossible problem, (as the squaring of the circle, or the
+perpetual motion,) which another worshipful scholar sits down to solve.
+The reference was of course to Virgil's line,--'Atque idem jungat
+vulpes, et _mulgeat hircos_.'] And there is apparently this two-
+edged embarrassment pressing upon the case--that, if our dear excellent
+mother the Earth could be persuaded to tell us her exact age in Julian
+years, still _that_ would leave us all as much in the dark as
+ever: since, if the answer were, 'Why, children, at my next birth-day I
+shall count a matter of some million centuries,' we should still be at
+a loss to _value_ her age: would it mean that she was a mere
+chicken, or that she was 'getting up in years?' On the other hand, if
+(declining to state any odious circumstantialities,) she were to
+reply,--'No matter, children, for my precise years, which are
+disagreeable remembrances; I confess generally to being a lady of a
+certain age,'--here, in the inverse order, given the _valuation_
+of the age, we should yet be at a loss for the _absolute_ years
+numerically: would a 'certain age,' mean that 'mamma' was a million, be
+the same more or less, or perhaps not much above seventy thousand?
+
+Every way, you see, reader, there are difficulties. But two things used
+to strike me, as unaccountably overlooked by Kant; who, to say the
+truth, was profound--yet at no time very agile--in the character of his
+understanding. First, what age now might we take our brother and sister
+planets to be? For _that_ determination as to a point in
+_their_ constitution, will do something to illustrate our own. We
+are as good as they, I hope, any day: perhaps in a growl, one might
+modestly insinuate--_better_. It's not at all likely that there
+can be any great disproportion of age amongst children of the same
+household: and therefore, since Kant always countenanced the idea that
+Jupiter had not quite finished the upholstery of his extensive
+premises, as a comfortable residence for a man, Jupiter having, in
+fact, a fine family of mammoths, but no family at all of 'humans,' (as
+brother Jonathan calls them,) Kant was bound, _ex analogo_, to
+hold that any little precedency in the trade of living, on the part of
+our own mother Earth, could not count for much in the long run. At
+Newmarket, or Doncaster, the start is seldom mathematically true:
+trifling advantages will survive all human trials after abstract
+equity; and the logic of this case argues, that any few thousands of
+years by which Tellus may have got ahead of Jupiter, such as the having
+finished her Roman Empire, finished her Crusades, and finished her
+French Revolution, virtually amounts to little or nothing; indicates no
+higher proportion to the total scale upon which she has to run, than
+the few tickings of a watch by which one horse at the start for the
+Leger is in advance of another. When checked in our chronology by each
+other, it transpires that, in effect, we are but executing the nice
+manoeuvre of a start; and that the small matter of six thousand years,
+by which we may have advanced our own position beyond some of our
+planetary rivals, is but the outstretched neck of an uneasy horse at
+Doncaster. This is _one_ of the data overlooked by Kant; and the
+less excusably overlooked, because it was his own peculiar doctrine,--
+that uncle Jupiter ought to be considered a greenhorn. Jupiter may be a
+younger brother of our mamma; but, if he is a brother at all, he cannot
+be so very wide of our own chronology; and therefore the first
+_datum_ overlooked by Kant was--the analogy of our whole planetary
+system. A second datum, as it always occurred to myself, might
+reasonably enough be derived from the intellectual vigor of us men. If
+our mother could, with any show of reason, be considered an old decayed
+lady, snoring stentorously in her arm-chair, there would naturally be
+some _aroma_ of phthisis, or apoplexy, beginning to form about
+_us_, that are her children. But _is_ there? If ever Dr. Johnson
+said a true word, it was when he replied to the Scottish judge
+Burnett, so well known to the world as Lord Monboddo. The judge, a
+learned man, but obstinate as a mule in certain prejudices, had said
+plaintively, querulously, piteously,--'Ah, Doctor, we are poor
+creatures, we men of the eighteenth century, by comparison with our
+forefathers!' 'Oh, no, my Lord,' said Johnson, 'we are quite as strong
+as our ancestors, and a great deal wiser.' Yes; our kick is, at least,
+as dangerous, and our logic does three times as much execution. This
+would be a complex topic to treat effectively; and I wish merely to
+indicate the opening which it offers for a most decisive order of
+arguments in such a controversy. If the Earth were on her last legs, we
+her children could not be very strong or healthy. Whereas, if there
+were less pedantry amongst us, less malice, less falsehood, and less
+darkness of prejudice, easy it would be to show, that in almost every
+mode of intellectual power, we are more than a match for the most
+conceited of elder generations, and that in some modes we have energies
+or arts absolutely and exclusively our own. Amongst a thousand
+indications of strength and budding youth, I will mention two:--Is it
+likely, is it plausible, that our Earth should just begin to find out
+effective methods of traversing land and sea, when she had a summons to
+leave both? Is it not, on the contrary, a clear presumption that the
+great career of earthly nations is but on the point of opening, that
+life is but just beginning to kindle, when the great obstacles to
+effectual locomotion, and therefore to extensive human intercourse, are
+first of all beginning to give way? Secondly, I ask peremptorily,--Does
+it stand with good sense, is it reasonable that Earth is waning,
+science drooping, man looking downward, precisely in that epoch when,
+first of all, man's eye is arming itself for looking effectively into
+the mighty depths of space? A new era for the human intellect, upon a
+path that lies amongst its most aspiring, is promised, is inaugurated,
+by Lord Rosse's almost awful telescope.
+
+What is it then that Lord Rosse has accomplished? If a man were aiming
+at dazzling by effects of rhetoric, he might reply: He has accomplished
+that which once the condition of the telescope not only refused its
+permission to hope for, but expressly bade man to despair of. What is
+it that Lord Rosse has revealed? Answer: he has revealed more by far
+than he found. The theatre to which he has introduced us, is
+_immeasurably_ beyond the old one which he found. To say that he
+found, in the visible universe, a little wooden theatre of Thespis, a
+_tréteau_ or shed of vagrants, and that he presented us, at a
+price of toil and of _anxiety_ that cannot be measured, with a
+Roman colosseum,--_that_ is to say nothing. It is to undertake the
+measurement of the tropics with the pocket-tape of an upholsterer.
+Columbus, when he introduced the Old World to the New, after all that
+can be said in his praise, did in fact only introduce the majority to
+the minority; but Lord Rosse has introduced the minority to the
+majority. There are two worlds, one called Ante-Rosse, and the other
+Post-Rosse; and, if it should come to voting, the latter would
+shockingly outvote the other. Augustus Cćsar made it his boast when
+dying, that he had found the city of Rome built of brick, and that he
+left it built of marble: _lateritiam invenit, marmoream reliquit_.
+Lord Rosse may say, even if to-day he should die, 'I found God's
+universe represented for human convenience, even after all the sublime
+discoveries of Herschel, upon a globe or spherical chart having a
+radius of one hundred and fifty feet; and I left it sketched upon a
+similar chart, keeping exactly the same scale of proportions, but now
+elongating its radius into one thousand feet.' The reader of course
+understands that this expression, founded on absolute calculations of
+Dr. Nichol, is simply meant to exhibit the _relative_ dimensions
+of the _mundus Ante-Rosseanus_ and the _mundus Post-Rosseanus;_
+for as to the _absolute_ dimensions, when stated in miles, leagues
+or any units familiar to the human experience, they are too stunning
+and confounding. If, again, they are stated in larger units, as for
+instance diameters of the earth's orbit, the unit itself that
+should facilitate the grasping of the result, and which really
+_is_ more manageable numerically, becomes itself elusive of the
+mental grasp: it comes in as an interpreter; and (as in some other
+cases) the interpreter is hardest to be understood of the two. If,
+finally, TIME be assumed as the exponent of the dreadful magnitudes,
+time combining itself with motion, as in the flight of cannon-balls or
+the flight of swallows, the sublimity becomes greater; but horror
+seizes upon the reflecting intellect, and incredulity upon the
+irreflective. Even a railroad generation, that _should_ have faith
+in the miracles of velocity, lifts up its hands with an '_Incredulus
+odi_!' we know that Dr. Nichol speaks the truth; but he _seems_
+to speak falsehood. And the ignorant by-stander prays that the doctor
+may have grace given him and time for repentance; whilst his more
+liberal companion reproves his want of charity, observing that
+travellers into far countries have always had a license for lying, as a
+sort of tax or fine levied for remunerating their own risks; and that
+great astronomers, as necessarily far travellers into space, are
+entitled to a double per centage of the same Munchausen privilege.
+
+Great is the mystery of Space, greater is the mystery of Time; either
+mystery grows upon man, as man himself grows; and either seems to be a
+function of the godlike which is in man. In reality the depths and the
+heights which are in man, the depths by which he searches, the heights
+by which he aspires, are but projected and made objective externally in
+the three dimensions of space which are outside of him. He trembles at
+the abyss into which his bodily eyes look down, or look up; not knowing
+that abyss to be, not always consciously suspecting it to be, but by an
+instinct written in his prophetic heart feeling it to be, boding it to
+be, fearing it to be, and sometimes hoping it to be, the mirror to a
+mightier abyss that will one day be expanded in himself. Even as to the
+sense of space, which is the lesser mystery than time, I know not
+whether the reader has remarked that it is one which swells upon man
+with the expansion of his mind, and that it is probably peculiar to the
+mind of man. An infant of a year old, or oftentimes even older, takes
+no notice of a sound, however loud, which is a quarter of a mile
+removed, or even in a distant chamber. And brutes, even of the most
+enlarged capacities, seem not to have any commerce with distance:
+distance is probably not revealed to them except by a _presence_,
+viz., by some shadow of their own animality, which, if perceived at
+all, is perceived as a thing _present_ to their organs. An animal
+desire, or a deep animal hostility, may render sensible a distance
+which else would not be sensible; but not render it sensible _as_
+a distance. Hence perhaps is explained, and not out of any self-
+oblivion from higher enthusiasm, a fact that often has occurred, of
+deer, or hares, or foxes, and the pack of hounds in pursuit, chaser and
+chased, all going headlong over a precipice together. Depth or height
+does not readily manifest itself to _them_; so that any _strong_ motive
+is sufficient to overpower the sense of it. Man only has a natural
+function for expanding on an illimitable sensorium, the illimitable
+growths of space. Man, coming to the precipice, reads his danger; the
+brute perishes: man is saved; and the horse is saved by his rider.
+
+But, if this sounds in the ear of some a doubtful refinement, the doubt
+applies only to the lowest degrees of space. For the highest, it is
+certain that brutes have no perception. To man is as much reserved the
+prerogative of perceiving space in its higher extensions, as of
+geometrically constructing the relations of space. And the brute is no
+more capable of apprehending abysses through his eye, than he can build
+upwards or can analyze downwards the ćrial synthesis of Geometry. Such,
+therefore, as is space for the grandeur of man's perceptions, such as
+is space for the benefit of man's towering mathematic speculations,
+such is the nature of our debt to Lord Rosse--as being the philosopher
+who has most pushed back the frontiers of our conquests upon this
+_exclusive_ inheritance of man. We have all heard of a king that,
+sitting on the sea-shore, bade the waves, as they began to lave his
+feet, upon their allegiance to retire. _That_ was said not vainly
+or presumptuously, but in reproof of sycophantic courtiers. Now,
+however, we see in good earnest another man, wielding another kind of
+sceptre, and sitting upon the shores of infinity, that says to the ice
+which had frozen up our progress,--'Melt thou before my breath!' that
+says to the rebellious _nebulć_,--'Submit, and burst into blazing
+worlds!' that says to the gates of darkness,--'Roll back, ye barriers,
+and no longer hide from us the infinities of God!'
+
+ 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful.'
+
+From the days of infancy still lingers in my ears this opening of a
+prose hymn by a lady, then very celebrated, viz., the late Mrs.
+Barbauld. The hymn began by enticing some solitary infant into some
+silent garden, I believe, or some forest lawn; and the opening words
+were, 'Come, and I will show you what is beautiful!' Well, and what
+beside? There is nothing beside; oh, disappointed and therefore enraged
+reader; positively this is the sum-total of what I can recall from the
+wreck of years; and certainly it is not much. Even of Sappho, though
+time has made mere ducks and drakes of her lyrics, we have rather more
+spared to us than this. And yet this trifle, simple as you think it,
+this shred of a fragment, if the reader will believe me, still echoes
+with luxurious sweetness in my ears, from some unaccountable hide-and-
+seek of fugitive childish memories; just as a marine shell, if applied
+steadily to the ear, awakens (according to the fine image of Landor
+[Footnote: 'Of Landor,' viz., in his 'Gebir;' but also of Wordsworth in
+'The Excursion.' And I must tell the reader, that a contest raged at
+one time as to the _original property_ in this image, not much
+less keen than that between Neptune and Minerva, for the chancellorship
+of Athens.]) the great vision of the sea; places the listener
+
+ 'In the sun's palace-porch,
+ And murmurs as the ocean murmurs there.'
+
+Now, on some moonless night, in some fitting condition of the
+atmosphere, if Lord Rosse would permit the reader and myself to walk
+into the front drawing-room of his telescope, then, in Mrs. Barbauld's
+words, slightly varied, I might say to him,--Come, and I will show you
+what is sublime! In fact, what I am going to lay before him, from Dr.
+Nichol's work, is, or at least _would_ be, (when translated into
+Hebrew grandeur by the mighty telescope,) a step above even that object
+which some four-and-twenty years ago in the British Museum struck me as
+simply the sublimest sight which in this sight-seeing world I had seen.
+It was the Memnon's head, then recently brought from Egypt. I looked at
+it, as the reader must suppose, in order to understand the depth which
+I have here ascribed to the impression, not as a human but as a
+symbolic head; and what it symbolized to me were: 1. The peace which
+passeth all understanding. 2. The eternity which baffles and confounds
+all faculty of computation; the eternity which _had_ been, the
+eternity which _was_ to be. 3. The diffusive love, not such as
+rises and falls upon waves of life and mortality, not such as sinks and
+swells by undulations of time, but a procession--an emanation from some
+mystery of endless dawn. You durst not call it a smile that radiated
+from the lips; the radiation was too awful to clothe itself in
+adumbrations or memorials of flesh.
+
+In _that mode_ of sublimity, perhaps, I still adhere to my first
+opinion, that nothing so great was ever beheld. The atmosphere for
+_this_, for the Memnon, was the breathlessness which belongs to a
+saintly trance; the holy thing seemed to live by silence. But there
+_is_ a picture, the pendant of the Memnon, there _is_ a dreadful
+cartoon, from the gallery which has begun to open upon Lord Rosse's
+telescope, where the appropriate atmosphere for investing it
+must be drawn from another silence, from the frost and from the
+eternities of death. It is the famous _nebula_ in the constellation
+of Orion; famous for the unexampled defiance with which it resisted
+all approaches from the most potent of former telescopes; famous
+for its frightful magnitude and for the frightful depth to which
+it is sunk in the abysses of the heavenly wilderness; famous just now
+for the submission with which it has begun to render up its secrets to
+the all-conquering telescope; and famous in all time coming for the
+horror of the regal phantasma which it has perfected to eyes of flesh.
+Had Milton's 'incestuous mother,' with her fleshless son, and with the
+warrior angel, his father, that led the rebellions of heaven, been
+suddenly unmasked by Lord Rosse's instrument, in these dreadful
+distances before which, simply as expressions of resistance, the mind
+of man shudders and recoils, there would have been nothing more
+appalling in the exposure; in fact, it would have been essentially the
+same exposure: the same expression of power in the detestable phantom,
+the same rebellion in the attitude, the same pomp of malice in the
+features to a universe seasoned for its assaults.
+
+The reader must look to Dr. Nichol's book, at page 51, for the picture
+of this abominable apparition. But then, in order to see what _I_
+see, the obedient reader must do what I tell him to do. Let him
+therefore view the wretch upside down. If he neglects that simple
+direction, of course I don't answer for anything that follows: without
+any fault of mine, my description will be unintelligible. This
+inversion being made, the following is the dreadful creature that will
+then reveal itself.
+
+_Description of the Nebula in Orion, as forced to show out by Lord
+Rosse._--You see a head thrown back, and raising its face, (or eyes,
+if eyes it had,) in the very anguish of hatred, to some unknown
+heavens. What _should_ be its skull wears what _might_ be an
+Assyrian tiara, only ending behind in a floating train. This head rests
+upon a beautifully developed neck and throat. All power being given to
+the awful enemy, he is beautiful where he pleases, in order to point
+and envenom his ghostly ugliness. The mouth, in that stage of the
+apocalypse which Sir John Herschel was able to arrest in his eighteen-
+inch mirror, is amply developed. Brutalities unspeakable sit upon the
+upper lip, which is confluent with a snout; for separate nostrils there
+are none. Were it not for this one defect of nostrils; and, even in
+spite of this defect, (since, in so mysterious a mixture of the angelic
+and the brutal, we may suppose the sense of odor to work by some
+compensatory organ,) one is reminded by the phantom's attitude of a
+passage, ever memorable, in Milton: that passage, I mean, where Death
+first becomes aware, soon after the original trespass, of his own
+future empire over man. The 'meagre shadow' even smiles (for the first
+time and the last) on apprehending his own abominable bliss, by
+apprehending from afar the savor 'of mortal change on earth.'
+
+ ----'Such a scent,' (he says,) 'I draw
+ Of carnage, prey innumerable.'
+
+As illustrating the attitude of the phantom in Orion, let the reader
+allow me to quote the tremendous passage:--
+
+ 'So saying, with delight he snuff'd the smell
+ Of mortal change on earth. As when a flock
+ Of ravenous fowl, though many a league remote,
+ Against the day of battle, to a field,
+ Where armies lie encamp'd, come flying, lured
+ With scent of living carcasses design'd
+ For death, the following day, in bloody fight;
+ So scented the grim feature, [Footnote: 'So scented the grim
+feature,' [_feature_ is the old word for _form or outline that
+is shadowy_; and also for form (shadowy or not) which abstracts from
+the _matter_.] By the way, I have never seen it noticed, that
+Milton was indebted for the hint of this immortal passage to a superb
+line-and-a-half, in Lucan's Pharsalia.] and upturn'd
+ His nostril wide into the murky air,
+ Sagacious of his quarry from so far.'
+
+But the lower lip, which is drawn inwards with the curve of a conch
+shell,--oh what a convolute of cruelty and revenge is _there_!
+Cruelty!--to whom? Revenge!--for what? Ask not, whisper not. Look
+upwards to other mysteries. In the very region of his temples, driving
+itself downwards into his cruel brain, and breaking the continuity of
+his diadem, is a horrid chasm, a ravine, a shaft, that many centuries
+would not traverse; and it is serrated on its posterior wall with a
+harrow that perhaps is partly hidden. From the anterior wall of this
+chasm rise, in vertical directions, two processes; one perpendicular,
+and rigid as a horn, the other streaming forward before some portentous
+breath. What these could be, seemed doubtful; but now, when further
+examinations by Sir John Herschel, at the Cape of Good Hope, have
+filled up the scattered outline with a rich umbrageous growth, one is
+inclined to regard them as the plumes of a sultan. Dressed he is,
+therefore, as well as armed. And finally comes Lord Rosse, that
+glorifies him with the jewellery [Footnote: _The jewellery of
+Stars_. And one thing is very remarkable, viz., that not only the
+stars justify this name of jewellery, as usual, by the life of their
+splendor, but also, in this case, by their arrangement. No jeweller
+could have set, or disposed with more art, the magnificent quadrille of
+stars which is placed immediately below the upright plume. There is
+also another, a truncated quadrille, wanting only the left hand star
+(or you might call it a bisected lozenge) placed on the diadem, but
+obliquely placed as regards the curve of that diadem. Two or three
+other arrangements are striking, though not equally so, both from their
+regularity and from their repeating each other, as the forms in a
+kaleidoscope.] of stars: he is now a vision 'to dream of, not to tell:'
+he is ready for the worship of those that are tormented in sleep: and
+the stages of his solemn uncovering by astronomy, first by Sir W.
+Herschel, secondly, by his son, and finally by Lord Rosse, is like the
+reversing of some heavenly doom, like the raising of the seals that had
+been sealed by the angel, in the Revelations. But the reader naturally
+asks, How does all this concern Lord Rosse's telescope on the one side,
+or general astronomy on the other? This _nebula_, he will say,
+seems a bad kind of fellow by your account; and of course it will not
+break my heart to hear, that he has had the conceit taken out of him.
+But in what way can _that_ affect the pretensions of this new
+instrument; or, if it did, how can the character of the instrument
+affect the general condition of a science? Besides, is not the science
+a growth from very ancient times? With great respect for the Earl of
+Rosse, is it conceivable that he, or any man, by one hour's working the
+tackle of his new instrument, can have carried any stunning
+revolutionary effect into the heart of a section so ancient in our
+mathematical physics? But the reader is to consider, that the ruins
+made by Lord Rosse, are in _sidereal_ astronomy, which is almost
+wholly a growth of modern times; and the particular part of it
+demolished by the new telescope, is almost exclusively the creation of
+the two Herschels, father and son. Laplace, it is true, adopted their
+views; and he transferred them to the particular service of our own
+planetary system. But he gave to them no new sanction, except what
+arises from showing that they would account for the appearances, as
+they present themselves to our experience at this day. That was a
+_negative_ confirmation; by which I mean, that, had their views
+failed in the hands of Laplace, then they were proved to be false; but,
+_not_ failing, they were not therefore proved to be true. It was
+like proving a gun; if the charge is insufficient, or if, in trying the
+strength of cast iron, timber, ropes, &c., the strain is not up to the
+rigor of the demand, you go away with perhaps a favorable impression as
+to the promises of the article; it has stood a moderate trial; it has
+stood all the trial that offered, which is always something; but you
+are still obliged to feel that, when the ultimate test is applied,
+smash may go the whole concern. Lord Rosse applied an ultimate test;
+and smash went the whole concern. Really I must have laughed, though
+all the world had been angry, when the shrieks and yells of expiring
+systems began to reverberate all the way from the belt of Orion; and
+positively at the very first broadside delivered from this huge four-
+decker of a telescope.
+
+But what was it then that went to wreck? That is a thing more easy to
+ask than to answer. At least, for my own part, I complain that some
+vagueness hangs over all the accounts of the nebular hypothesis.
+However, in this place a brief sketch will suffice.
+
+Herschel the elder, having greatly improved the telescope, began to
+observe with special attention a class of remarkable phenomena in the
+starry world hitherto unstudied, viz.: milky spots in various stages of
+diffusion. The nature of these appearances soon cleared itself up thus
+far, that generally they were found to be starry worlds, separated from
+ours by inconceivable distances, and in that way concealing at first
+their real nature. The whitish gleam was the mask conferred by the
+enormity of their remotion. This being so, it might have been supposed
+that, as was the faintness of these cloudy spots or _nebulć_, such
+was the distance. But _that_ did not follow: for in the treasury
+of nature it turned out that there were other resources for modifying
+the powers of distance, for muffling and unmuffling the voice of stars.
+Suppose a world at the distance _x_, which distance is so great as
+to make the manifestation of that world weak, milky, nebular. Now let
+the secret power that wields these awful orbs, push this world back to
+a double distance! _that_ should naturally make it paler and more
+dilute than ever: and yet by _compression_, by deeper centralization,
+this effect shall be defeated; by forcing into far closer neighborhood
+the stars which compose this world, again it shall gleam out brighter
+when at 2_x_ than when at _x_. At this point of compression, let the
+great moulding power a second time push it back; and a second time it
+will grow faint. But once more let this world be tortured into closer
+compression, again let the screw be put upon it, and once again it
+shall shake off the oppression of distance as the dew-drops are shaken
+from a lion's mane. And thus in fact the mysterious architect plays at
+hide-and-seek with his worlds. 'I will hide it,' he says, 'and it shall
+be found again by man; I will withdraw it into distances that shall
+seem fabulous, and again it shall apparel itself in glorious light; a
+third time I will plunge it into aboriginal darkness, and upon the
+vision of man a third time it shall rise with a new epiphany.'
+
+But, says the objector, there is no such world; there is no world that
+has thus been driven back, and depressed from one deep to a lower deep.
+Granted: but the same effect, an illustration of the same law, is
+produced equally, whether you take four worlds, all of the same
+magnitude, and plunge them _simultaneously_ into four different
+abysses, sinking by graduated distances one below another, or take one
+world and plunge it to the same distances _successively_. So in
+Geology, when men talk of substances in different stages, or of
+transitional states, they do not mean that they have watched the same
+individual _stratum_ or _phenomenon_, exhibiting states removed
+from each other by depths of many thousand years; how could they?
+but they have seen one stage in the case A, another stage in the
+case B. They take, for instance, three objects, the same (to use the
+technical language of logic) generically, though numerically different,
+under separate circumstances, or in different stages of advance. They
+are one object for logic, they are three for human convenience. So
+again it might seem impossible to give the history of a rose tree from
+infancy to age: how could the same rose tree, at the same time, be
+young and old? Yet by taking the different developments of its flowers,
+even as they hang on the same tree, from the earliest bud to the full-
+blown rose, you may in effect pursue this vegetable growth through all
+its stages: you have before you the bony blushing little rose-bud, and
+the respectable 'medićval' full-blown rose.
+
+This point settled, let it now be remarked, that Herschel's resources
+enabled him to unmask many of these _nebulć_: stars they were, and
+stars he forced them to own themselves. Why should any decent world
+wear an _alias_? There was nothing, you know, to be ashamed of in
+being an honest cluster of stars. Indeed, they seemed to be sensible of
+this themselves, and they now yielded to the force of Herschel's
+arguments so far as to show themselves in the new character of
+_nebulć_ spangled with stars; these are the _stellar nebulć_;
+quite as much as you could expect in so short a time: Rome was not
+built in a day: and one must have some respect to stellar feelings. It
+was noticed, however, that where a bright haze, and not a weak milk-
+and-water haze, had revealed itself to the telescope, this, arising
+from a case of _compression_, (as previously explained,) required
+very little increase of telescopic power to force him into a fuller
+confession. He made a clean breast of it. But at length came a dreadful
+anomaly. A 'nebula' in the constellation _Andromeda_ turned
+restive: another in _Orion_, I grieve to say it, still more so. I
+confine myself to the latter. A very low power sufficed to bring him to
+a slight confession, which in fact amounted to nothing; the very
+highest would not persuade him to show a star. 'Just one,' said some
+coaxing person; 'we'll be satisfied with only one.' But no: he would
+_not_. He was hardened, 'he wouldn't _split_.' And Herschel
+was thus led, after waiting as long as flesh and blood _could_
+wait, to infer two classes of _nebulć_; one that were stars; and
+another that were _not_ stars, nor ever were meant to be stars.
+Yet _that_ was premature: he found at last, that, though not raised
+to the peerage of stars, finally they would be so: they were the
+matter of stars; and by gradual condensation would become suns, whose
+atmosphere, by a similar process of condensing, would become planets,
+capable of brilliant literati and philosophers, in several volumes
+octavo. So stood the case for a long time; it was settled to the
+satisfaction of Europe that there were two classes of _nebulć_,
+one that _were_ worlds, one that were _not_, but only the pabulum
+of future worlds. Silence arose. A voice was heard, 'Let there
+be Lord Rosse!' and immediately his telescope walked into Orion;
+destroyed the supposed matter of stars; but, in return, created
+immeasurable worlds.
+
+As a hint for apprehending the delicacy and difficulty of the process
+in sidereal astronomy, let the inexperienced reader figure to himself
+these separate cases of perplexity: 1st, A perplexity where the dilemma
+arises from the collision between magnitude and distance:--is the size
+less, or the distance greater? 2dly, Where the dilemma arises between
+motions, a motion in ourselves doubtfully confounded with a motion in
+some external body; or, 3dly, Where it arises between possible
+positions of an object: is it a real proximity that we see between two
+stars, or simply an apparent proximity from lying in the same visual
+line, though in far other depths of space? As regards the first
+dilemma, we may suppose two laws, A and B, absolutely in contradiction,
+laid down at starting: A, that all fixed stars are precisely at the
+same _distance_; in this case every difference in the apparent
+magnitude will indicate a corresponding difference in the real
+magnitude, and will measure that difference. B, that all the fixed
+stars are precisely of the same _magnitude_; in which case, every
+variety in the size will indicate a corresponding difference in the
+distance, and will measure that difference. Nor could we imagine any
+exception to these inferences from A or from B, whichever of the two
+were assumed, unless through optical laws that might not equally affect
+objects under different circumstances; I mean, for instance, that might
+suffer a disturbance as applied under hypoth. B, to different depths in
+space, or under hypoth. A, to different arrangements of structure in
+the star. But thirdly, it is certain, that neither A nor B is the
+abiding law: and next it becomes an object by science and by
+instruments to distinguish more readily and more certainly between the
+cases where the distance has degraded the size, and the cases where the
+size being _really_ less, has caused an exaggeration of the
+distance: or again, where the size being really less, yet co-operating
+with a distance really greater, may degrade the estimate, (though
+travelling in a right direction,) below the truth; or again where the
+size being really less, yet counteracted by a distance also less, may
+equally disturb the truth of human measurements, and so on.
+
+A second large order of equivocating appearances will arise,--not as to
+magnitude, but as to motion. If it could be a safe assumption, that the
+system to which our planet is attached were absolutely fixed and
+motionless, except as regards its own _internal_ relations of
+movement, then every change outside of us, every motion that the
+registers of astronomy had established, would be objective and not
+subjective. It would be safe to pronounce at once that it was a motion
+in the object contemplated, _not_ in the subject contemplating.
+Or, reversely, if it were safe to assume as a universal law, that no
+motion was possible in the starry heavens, then every change of
+relations in space, between ourselves and them, would indicate and
+would measure a progress, or regress, on the part of our solar system,
+in certain known directions. But now, because it is not safe to rest in
+either assumption, the range of possibilities for which science has to
+provide, is enlarged; the immediate difficulties are multiplied; but
+with the result (as in the former case) of reversionally expanding the
+powers, and consequently the facilities, lodged both in the science and
+in the arts ministerial to the science. Thus, in the constellation
+_Cygnus_, there is a star gradually changing its relation to our
+system, whose distance from ourselves (as Dr. Nichol tells us) is
+ascertained to be about six hundred and seventy thousand times our own
+distance from the sun: that is, neglecting minute accuracy, about six
+hundred and seventy thousand stages of one hundred million miles each.
+This point being known, it falls within the _arts_ of astronomy to
+translate this apparent angular motion into miles; and presuming this
+change of relation to be not in the star, but really in ourselves, we
+may deduce the velocity of our course, we may enter into our _log_
+daily the rate at which our whole solar system is running. Bessel, it
+seems, the eminent astronomer who died lately, computed this velocity
+to be such (viz., three times that of our own earth in its proper
+orbit) as would carry us to the star in forty-one thousand years. But,
+in the mean time, the astronomer is to hold in reserve some small share
+of his attention, some trifle of a side-glance, now and then, to the
+possibility of an error, after all, in the main assumption: he must
+watch the indications, if any such should arise, that not ourselves,
+but the star in _Cygnus_, is the real party concerned, in drifting
+at this shocking rate, with no prospect of coming to an anchorage.
+[Footnote: It is worth adding at this point, whilst the reader
+remembers without effort the numbers, viz., forty-one thousand
+years, for the time, (the space being our own distance from the sun
+repeated six hundred and seventy thousand times,) what would be the
+time required for reaching, in the _body_, that distance to which
+Lord Rosse's six feet mirror has so recently extended our
+_vision_. The time would be, as Dr. Nichol computes, about two
+hundred and fifty millions of years, supposing that our rate of
+travelling was about three times that of our earth in its orbit. Now,
+as the velocity is assumed to be the same in both cases, the ratio
+between the distance (already so tremendous) of Bessel's 61
+_Cygni_, and that of Lord Rosse's farthest frontier, is as forty-
+one thousand to two hundred and fifty millions. This is a simple rule-
+of-three problem for a child. And the answer to it will, perhaps,
+convey the simplest expression of the superhuman power lodged in the
+new telescope:--as is the ratio of forty-one thousand to two hundred
+and fifty million, so is the ratio of our own distance from the sun
+multiplied by six hundred and seventy thousand, to the outermost limit
+of Lord Rosse's sidereal vision.]
+
+Another class, and a frequent one, of equivocal phenomena, phenomena
+that are reconcilable indifferently with either of two assumptions,
+though less plausibly reconciled with the one than with the other,
+concerns the position of stars that seem connected with each other by
+systematic relations, and which yet _may_ lie in very different
+depths of space, being brought into seeming connection only by the
+human eye. There have been, and there are, cases where two stars
+dissemble an interconnection which they really _have_, and other
+cases where they simulate an interconnection which they have not. All
+these cases of simulation and dissimulation torment the astronomer by
+multiplying his perplexities, and deepening the difficulty of escaping
+them. He cannot get at the truth: in many cases, magnitude and distance
+are in collusion with each other to deceive him: motion subjective is
+in collusion with motion objective; duplex systems are in collusion
+with fraudulent stars, having no real partnership whatever, but
+mimicking such a partnership by means of the limitations or errors
+affecting the human eye, where it can apply no other sense to aid or to
+correct itself. So that the business of astronomy, in these days, is no
+sinecure, as the reader perceives. And by another evidence, it is
+continually becoming less of a sinecure. Formerly, one or two men,--
+Tycho, suppose, or, in a later age, Cassini and Horrox, and Bradley,
+had observatories: one man, suppose, observed the stars for all
+Christendom; and the rest of Europe observed _him_. But now, up
+and down Europe, from the deep blue of Italian skies to the cold frosty
+atmospheres of St. Petersburg and Glasgow, the stars are conscious of
+being watched everywhere; and if all astronomers do not publish their
+observations, all use them in their speculations. New and brilliantly
+appointed observatories are rising in every latitude, or risen; and
+none, by the way, of these new-born observatories, is more interesting
+from the circumstances of its position, or more _picturesque_ to a
+higher organ than the eye--viz., to the human heart--than the New
+Observatory raised by the university of Glasgow.[Footnote: It has been
+reported, ever since the autumn of 1845, and the report is now,
+(August, 1846,) gathering strength, that some railway potentate, having
+taken a fancy for the ancient college of Glasgow, as a bauble to hang
+about his wife's neck, (no accounting for tastes,) has offered, (or
+_will_ offer,) such a price, that the good old academic lady in
+this her moss-grown antiquity, seriously thinks of taking him at his
+word, packing up her traps, and being off. When a spirit of galavanting
+comes across an aged lady, it is always difficult to know where it will
+stop: so, in fact, you know, she may choose to steam for Texas. But the
+present impression is, that she will settle down by the side of what
+you may call her married or settled daughter--the Observatory; which
+one would be glad to have confirmed, as indicating that no purpose of
+pleasure-seeking had been working in elderly minds, but the instinct of
+religious rest and aspiration. The Observatory would thus remind one of
+those early Christian anchorites, and self-exiled visionaries, that
+being led by almost a necessity of nature to take up their residence in
+deserts, sometimes drew after themselves the whole of their own
+neighborhood.]
+
+The New Observatory of Glasgow is now, I believe, finished; and the
+only fact connected with its history that was painful, as embodying and
+recording that Vandal alienation from science, literature, and all
+their interests, which has ever marked our too haughty and Caliph-Omar-
+like British government, lay in the circumstance that the glasses of
+the apparatus, the whole mounting of the establishment, in so far as it
+was a scientific establishment, and even the workmen for putting up the
+machinery, were imported from Bavaria. We, that once bade the world
+stand aside when the question arose about glasses, or the graduation of
+instruments, were now literally obliged to stand cap in hand, bowing to
+Mr. Somebody, successor of Frauenhofer or Frauendevil, in Munich! Who
+caused _that_, we should all be glad to know, if not the wicked
+Treasury, that killed the hen that laid the golden eggs by taxing her
+until her spine broke? It is to be hoped that, at this moment, and
+specifically for this offence, some scores of Exchequer men,
+chancellors and other rubbish, are in purgatory, and perhaps working,
+with shirt-sleeves tucked up, in purgatorial glass-houses, with very
+small allowances of beer, to defray the cost of perspiration. But why
+trouble a festal remembrance with commemorations of crimes or
+criminals? What makes the Glasgow Observatory so peculiarly
+interesting, is its position, connected with and overlooking so vast a
+city, having more than three hundred thousand inhabitants, (in spite of
+an American sceptic,) nearly all children of toil; and a city, too,
+which, from the necessities of its circumstances, draws so deeply upon
+that fountain of misery and guilt which some ordinance, as ancient as
+'our father Jacob,' with his patriarchal well for Samaria, has
+bequeathed to manufacturing towns,--to Ninevehs, to Babylons, to Tyres.
+How tarnished with eternal canopies of smoke, and of sorrow; how dark
+with agitations of many orders, is the mighty town below! How serene,
+how quiet, how lifted above the confusion and the roar, how liberated
+from the strifes of earth, is the solemn Observatory that crowns the
+grounds above! And duly, at night, just when the toil of over-wrought
+Glasgow is mercifully relaxing, then comes the summons to the laboring
+astronomer. _He_ speaks not of the night, but of the day and the
+flaunting day-light, as the hours 'in which no man can work.' And the
+least reflecting of men must be impressed by the idea, that at wide
+intervals, but intervals scattered over Europe, whilst 'all that mighty
+heart' is, by sleep, resting from its labors, secret eyes are lifted up
+to heaven in astronomical watch-towers; eyes that keep watch and ward
+over spaces that make us dizzy to remember, eyes that register the
+promises of comets, and disentangle the labyrinths of worlds.
+
+Another feature of interest, connected with the Glasgow Observatory, is
+personal, and founded on the intellectual characteristics of the
+present professor, Dr. Nichol; in the deep meditative style of his mind
+seeking for rest, yet placed in conflict for ever with the tumultuous
+necessity in _him_ for travelling along the line of revolutionary
+thought, and following it loyally, wearied or not, to its natural home.
+
+In a sonnet of Milton, one of three connected with his own blindness,
+he distinguishes between two classes of servants that minister to the
+purposes of God. '_His_ state,' says he, meaning God's state, the
+arrangement of his regular service, 'is kingly;' that is to say, it
+resembles the mode of service established in the courts of kings; and,
+in this, it resembles that service, that there are two classes of
+ministers attending on his pleasure. For, as in the trains of kings are
+some that run without resting, night or day, to carry the royal
+messages, and also others--great lords in waiting--that move not from
+the royal gates; so of the divine retinues, some are for action only,
+some for contemplation. 'Thousands' there are that
+
+ ----'at his bidding speed,
+ And post o'er land and ocean without rest.'
+
+Others, on the contrary, motionless as statues, that share not in the
+agitations of their times, that tremble not in sympathy with the storms
+around them, but that listen--that watch--that wait--for secret
+indications to be fulfilled, or secret signs to be deciphered. And, of
+this latter class, he adds-that they, not less than the others, are
+accepted by God; or, as it is so exquisitely expressed in the closing
+line,
+
+ '_They_ also serve, that only stand and wait.'
+
+Something analogous to this one may see in the distributions of
+literature and science. Many popularize and diffuse: some reap and
+gather on their own account. Many translate, into languages fit for the
+multitude, messages which they receive from human voices: some listen,
+like Kubla Khan, far down in caverns or hanging over subterranean
+rivers, for secret whispers that mingle and confuse themselves with the
+general uproar of torrents, but which can be detected and kept apart by
+the obstinate prophetic ear, which spells into words and ominous
+sentences the distracted syllables of ćrial voices. Dr. Nichol is one
+of those who pass to and fro between these classes; and has the rare
+function of keeping open their vital communications. As a popularizing
+astronomer, he has done more for the benefit of his great science than
+all the rest of Europe combined: and now, when he notices, without
+murmur, the fact that his office of popular teacher is almost taken out
+of his hands, (so many are they who have trained of late for the duty,)
+that change has, in fact, been accomplished through knowledge, through
+explanations, through suggestions, dispersed and prompted by himself.
+
+For my own part, as one belonging to the laity, and not to the
+_clerus_, in the science of astronomy, I could scarcely have
+presumed to report minutely, or to sit in the character of dissector
+upon the separate details of Dr. Nichol's works, either this, or those
+which have preceded it, had there even been room left disposable for
+such a task. But in this view it is sufficient to have made the general
+acknowledgment which already _has_ been made, that Dr. Nichol's
+works, and his oral lectures upon astronomy, are to be considered as
+the _fundus_ of the knowledge on that science now working in this
+generation. More important it is, and more in reconciliation with the
+tenor of my own ordinary studies, to notice the philosophic spirit in
+which Dr. Nichol's works are framed; the breadth of his views, the
+eternal tendency of his steps in advance, or (if advance on that
+quarter, or at that point, happens to be absolutely walled out for the
+present,) the vigor of the _reconnoissances_ by which he examines
+the hostile intrenchments. Another feature challenges notice. In
+reading astronomical works, there arises (from old experience of what
+is usually most faulty) a wish either for the naked severities of
+science, with a total abstinence from all display of enthusiasm; or
+else, if the cravings of human sensibility are to be met and gratified,
+that it shall be by an enthusiasm unaffected and grand as its subject.
+Of that kind is the enthusiasm of Dr. Nichol. The grandeurs of
+astronomy are such to him who has a capacity for being grandly moved.
+They are none at all to him who has not. To the mean they become
+meannesses. Space, for example, has no grandeur to him who has no space
+in the theatre of his own brain. I know writers who report the marvels
+of velocity, &c., in such a way that they become insults to yourself.
+It is obvious that in _their_ way of insisting on our earth's
+speed in her annual orbit, they do not seek to exalt _her_, but to
+mortify _you_. And, besides, these fellows are answerable for
+provoking people into fibs:--for I remember one day, that reading a
+statement of this nature, about how many things the Earth had done that
+we could never hope to do, and about the number of cannon balls,
+harnessed as a _tandem_, which the Earth would fly past, without
+leaving time to say, _How are you off for soap?_ in vexation of
+heart I could not help exclaiming--'That's nothing: I've done a great
+deal more myself;' though, when one turns it in one's mind, you know
+there must be some inaccuracy _there_. How different is Dr.
+Nichol's enthusiasm from this hypocritical and vulgar wonderment! It
+shows itself not merely in reflecting the grandeurs of his theme, and
+by the sure test of detecting and allying itself with all the indirect
+grandeurs that arrange themselves from any distance, upon or about that
+centre, but by the manifest promptness with which Dr. Nichol's
+enthusiasm awakens itself upon _every_ road that leads to things
+elevating for man; or to things promising for knowledge; or to things
+which, like dubious theories or imperfect attempts at systematizing,
+though neutral as regards knowledge, minister to what is greater than
+knowledge, viz., to intellectual _power_, to the augmented power
+of handling your materials, though with no more materials than before.
+In his geological and cosmological inquiries, in his casual
+speculations, the same quality of intellect betrays itself; the
+intellect that labors in sympathy with the laboring _nisus_ of
+these gladiatorial times; that works (and sees the necessity of
+working) the apparatus of many sciences towards a composite result; the
+intellect that retires in one direction only to make head in another;
+and that already is prefiguring the route beyond the barriers, whilst
+yet the gates are locked.
+
+There was a man in the last century, and an eminent man too, who used
+to say, that whereas people in general pretended to admire astronomy as
+being essentially sublime, he for _his_ part looked upon all that
+sort of thing as a swindle; and, on the contrary, he regarded the solar
+system as decidedly vulgar; because the planets were all of them so
+infernally punctual, they kept time with such horrible precision, that
+they forced him, whether he would or no, to think of nothing but post-
+office clocks, mail-coaches, and book-keepers. Regularity may be
+beautiful, but it excludes the sublime. What he wished for was
+something like Lloyd's list.
+
+_Comets_--due 3; arrived 1.
+_Mercury_, when last seen, appeared to be distressed; but made no
+signals.
+_Pallas_ and _Vesta_, not heard of for some time; supposed to
+have foundered.
+_Moon_, spoken last night through a heavy bank of clouds; out
+sixteen days: all right.
+
+Now this poor man's misfortune was, to have lived in the days of mere
+planetary astronomy. At present, when our own little system, with all
+its grandeurs, has dwindled by comparison to a subordinate province, if
+any man is bold enough to say so, a poor shivering unit amongst myriads
+that are brighter, we ought no longer to talk of astronomy, but of
+_the astronomies_. There is the planetary, the cometary, the
+sidereal, perhaps also others; as, for instance, even yet the nebular;
+because, though Lord Rosse has smitten it with the son of Amram's rod,
+has made it open, and cloven a path through it, yet other and more
+fearful _nebulć_ may loom in sight, (if further improvements
+should be effected in the telescope,) that may puzzle even Lord Rosse.
+And when he tells his _famulus_--'Fire a shot at that strange
+fellow, and make him show his colors,' possibly the mighty stranger may
+disdain the summons. That would be vexatious: we should all be incensed
+at _that_. But no matter. What's a _nebula_, what's a world,
+more or less? In the spiritual heavens are many mansions: in the starry
+heavens, that are now unfolding and preparing to unfold before us, are
+many vacant areas upon which the astronomer may pitch his secret
+pavilion. He may dedicate himself to the service of the _Double
+Suns_; he has my license to devote his whole time to the quadruple
+system of suns in _Lyra_. Swammerdam spent his life in a ditch
+watching frogs and tadpoles; why may not an astronomer give nine lives,
+if he had them, to the watching of that awful appearance in
+_Hercules_, which pretends to some rights over our own unoffending
+system? Why may he not mount guard with public approbation, for the
+next fifty years, upon the zodiacal light, the interplanetary ether,
+and other rarities, which the professional body of astronomers would
+naturally keep (if they could) for their own private enjoyment? There
+is no want of variety now, nor in fact of irregularity: for the most
+exquisite clock-work, which from enormous distance _seems_ to go
+wrong, virtually for us _does_ go wrong; so that our friend of the
+last century, who complained of the solar system, would not need to do
+so any longer. There are anomalies enough to keep him cheerful. There
+are now even things to alarm us; for anything in the starry worlds that
+look suspicious, anything that ought _not_ to be there, is, for
+all purposes of frightening us, as good as a ghost.
+
+But of all the novelties that excite my own interest in the expanding
+astronomy of recent times, the most delightful and promising are those
+charming little pyrotechnic planetoids,[Footnote: _'Pyrotechnic
+Planetoids:'_--The reader will understand me as alluding to the
+periodic shooting stars. It is now well known, that as, upon our own
+poor little earthly ocean, we fall in with certain phenomena as we
+approach certain latitudes; so also upon the great ocean navigated by
+our Earth, we fall in with prodigious showers of these meteors at
+periods no longer uncertain, but fixed as jail-deliveries. 'These
+remarkable showers of meteors,' says Dr. Nichol, 'observed at different
+periods in August and November, seem to demonstrate the fact, that, at
+these periods, we have come in contact with two streams of such
+planetoids then intersecting the earth's orbit.' If they intermit, it
+is only because they are shifting their nodes, or points of
+intersection.] that variegate our annual course. It always struck me as
+most disgusting, that, in going round the sun, we must be passing
+continually over old roads, and yet we had no means of establishing an
+acquaintance with them: they might as well be new for every trip. Those
+chambers of ether, through which we are tearing along night and day,
+(for _our_ train stops at no stations,) doubtless, if we could put
+some mark upon them, must be old fellows perfectly liable to
+recognition. I suppose, _they_ never have notice to quit. And yet,
+for want of such a mark, though all our lives flying past them and
+through them, we can never challenge them as known. The same thing
+happens in the desert: one monotonous iteration of sand, sand, sand,
+unless where some miserable fountain stagnates, forbids all approach to
+familiarity: nothing is circumstantiated or differenced: travel it for
+three generations, and you are no nearer to identification of its
+parts: so that it amounts to travelling through an abstract idea. For
+the desert, really I suspect the thing is hopeless: but, as regards our
+planetary orbit, matters are mending: for the last six or seven years I
+have heard of these fiery showers, but indeed I cannot say how much
+earlier they were first noticed,[Footnote: Somewhere I have seen it
+remarked, that if, on a public road, you meet a party of four women, it
+is at least fifty to one that they are all laughing; whereas, if you
+meet an equal party of my own unhappy sex, you may wager safely that
+they are talking gravely, and that one of them is uttering the word
+_money_. Hence it must be, viz, because our sisters are too much
+occupied with the playful things of this earth, and our brothers with
+its gravities, that neither party sufficiently watches the skies. And
+_that_ accounts for a fact which often has struck myself, viz.,
+that, in cities, on bright moonless nights, when some brilliant
+skirmishings of the Aurora are exhibiting, or even a luminous arch,
+which is a broad ribbon of snowy light that spans the skies, positively
+unless I myself say to people--'Eyes upwards!' not one in a hundred,
+male or female, but fails to see the show, though it may be seen
+_gratis_, simply because their eyes are too uniformly reading the
+earth. This downward direction of the eyes, however, must have been
+worse in former ages: because else it never _could_ have happened
+that, until Queen Anne's days, nobody ever hinted in a book that there
+_was_ such a thing, or _could_ be such a thing, as the Aurora
+Borealis; and in fact Halley had the credit of discovering it.] as
+celebrating two annual festivals--one in August, one in November. You
+are a little too late, reader, for seeing this year's summer festival;
+but that's no reason why you should not engage a good seat for the
+November meeting; which, if I recollect, is about the 9th, or the Lord
+Mayor's day, and on the whole better worth seeing. For anything
+_we_ know, this may be a great day in the earth's earlier history;
+she may have put forth her original rose on this day, or tried her hand
+at a primitive specimen of wheat; or she may, in fact, have survived
+some gunpowder plot about this time; so that the meteoric appearance
+may be a kind congratulating _feu-de-joye_, on the anniversary of
+the happy event. What it is that the 'cosmogony man' in the 'Vicar of
+Wakefield' would have thought of such novelties, whether he would have
+favored us with his usual opinion upon such topics, viz., that
+_anarchon ara kai ateleutaion to pan_, or have sported a new one
+exclusively for this occasion, may be doubtful. What it is that
+astronomers think, who are a kind of 'cosmogony men,' the reader may
+learn from Dr. Nichol, Note B, (p. 139, 140.)
+
+In taking leave of a book and a subject so well fitted to draw out the
+highest mode of that grandeur, which _can_ connect itself with the
+external, (a grandeur capable of drawing down a spiritual being to
+earth, but not of raising an earthly being to heaven,) I would wish to
+contribute my own brief word of homage to this grandeur by recalling
+from a fading remembrance of twenty-five years back a short
+_bravura_ of John Paul Richter. I call it a _bravura_, as being
+intentionally a passage of display and elaborate execution; and
+in this sense I may call it partly 'my own,' that at twenty-five years'
+distance, (after one single reading,) it would not have been possible
+for any man to report a passage of this length without greatly
+disturbing [Footnote: _'Disturbing;'_--neither perhaps should I
+much have sought to avoid alterations if the original had been lying
+before me: for it takes the shape of a dream; and this most brilliant
+of all German writers wanted in that field the severe simplicity, that
+horror of the _too much_, belonging to Grecian architecture, which
+is essential to the perfection of a dream considered as a work of art.
+He was too elaborate, to realize the grandeur of the shadowy.] the
+texture of the composition: by altering, one makes it partly one's own;
+but it is right to mention, that the sublime turn at the end belongs
+entirely to John Paul.
+
+'God called up from dreams a man into the vestibule of heaven, saying,
+--"Come thou hither, and see the glory of my house." And to the
+servants that stood around his throne he said,--"Take him, and undress
+him from his robes of flesh: cleanse his vision, and put a new breath
+into his nostrils: only touch not with any change his human heart--the
+heart that weeps and trembles." It was done; and, with a mighty angel
+for his guide, the man stood ready for his infinite voyage; and from
+the terraces of heaven, without sound or farewell, at once they wheeled
+away into endless space. Sometimes with the solemn flight of angel wing
+they fled through Zaarrahs of darkness, through wildernesses of death,
+that divided the worlds of life: sometimes they swept over frontiers,
+that were quickening under prophetic motions from God. Then, from a
+distance that is counted only in heaven, light dawned for a time
+through a sleepy film: by unutterable pace the light swept to
+_them_, they by unutterable pace to the light: in a moment the
+rushing of planets was upon them: in a moment the blazing of suns was
+around them. Then came eternities of twilight, that revealed, but were
+not revealed. To the right hand and to the left towered mighty
+constellations, that by self-repetitions and answers from afar, that by
+counter-positions, built up triumphal gates, whose architraves, whose
+archways--horizontal, upright--rested, rose--at altitudes, by spans--
+that seemed ghostly from infinitude. Without measure were the
+architraves, past number were the archways, beyond memory the gates.
+Within were stairs that scaled the eternities above, that descended to
+the eternities below: above was below, below was above, to the man
+stripped of gravitating body: depth was swallowed up in height
+insurmountable, height was swallowed up in depth unfathomable. Suddenly
+as thus they rode from infinite to infinite, suddenly as thus they
+tilted over abysmal worlds, a mighty cry arose--that systems more
+mysterious, that worlds more billowy,--other heights, and other
+depths,--were coming, were nearing, were at hand. Then the man sighed,
+and stopped, shuddered and wept. His over-laden heart uttered itself in
+tears; and he said,--"Angel, I will go no farther. For the spirit of
+man aches with this infinity. Insufferable is the glory of God. Let me
+lie down in the grave from the persecutions of the infinite; for end, I
+see, there is none." And from all the listening stars that shone around
+issued a choral voice, "The man speaks truly: end there is none, that
+ever yet we heard of." "End is there none?" the angel solemnly
+demanded: "Is there indeed no end? And is this the sorrow that kills
+you?" But no voice answered, that he might answer himself. Then the
+angel threw up his glorious hands to the heaven of heavens; saying,
+"End is there none to the universe of God? Lo! also there is no
+Beginning."'
+
+
+NOTE.--On throwing his eyes hastily over the preceding paper, the
+writer becomes afraid that some readers may give such an interpretation
+to a few playful expressions upon the age of our earth, &c., as to
+class him with those who use geology, cosmology, &c., for purposes of
+attack, or insinuation against the Scriptures. Upon this point,
+therefore, he wishes to make a firm explanation of his own opinions,
+which, (whether right or wrong,) will liberate him, once and for all,
+from any such jealousy.
+
+It is sometimes said, that the revealer of a true religion, does not
+come amongst men for the sake of teaching truths in science, or
+correcting errors in science. Most justly is this said: but often in
+terms far too feeble. For generally these terms are such as to imply,
+that, although no function of his mission, it was yet open to him--
+although not pressing with the force of an obligation upon the
+revealer, it was yet at his discretion--if not to correct other men's
+errors, yet at least in his own person to speak with scientific
+precision. I contend that it was _not_. I contend, that to have
+uttered the truths of astronomy, of geology, &c., at the era of new-
+born Christianity, was not only _below_ the purposes of a
+religion, but would have been _against_ them. Even upon errors of
+a far more important class than any errors in science can ever be,--
+superstitions, for instance, that degraded the very idea of God;
+prejudices and false usages, that laid waste human happiness, (such as
+slavery and many hundreds of other abuses that might be mentioned,) the
+rule evidently acted upon by the Founder of Christianity was this--
+Given the purification of the fountain, once assumed that the fountains
+of truth are cleansed, all these derivative currents of evil will
+cleanse themselves. And the only exceptions, which I remember, to this
+rule, are two cases in which, from the personal appeal made to his
+decision, Christ would have made himself a party to wretched delusions,
+if he had not condescended to expose their folly. But, as a general
+rule, the branches of error were disregarded, and the roots only
+attacked. If, then, so lofty a station was taken with regard even to
+such errors as had moral and spiritual relations, how much more with
+regard to the comparative trifles, (as in the ultimate relations of
+human nature they are,) of merely human science! But, for my part, I go
+further, and assert, that upon three reasons it was impossible for any
+messenger from God, (or offering himself in that character,) for a
+moment to have descended into the communication of truth merely
+scientific, or economic, or worldly. And the reasons are these:
+_First_, Because it would have degraded his mission, by lowering
+it to the base level of a collision with human curiosity, or with petty
+and transitory interests. _Secondly_, Because it would have ruined
+his mission; would utterly have prostrated the free agency and the
+proper agency of that mission. He that, in those days, should have
+proclaimed the true theory of the Solar System and the heavenly forces,
+would have been shut up at once--as a lunatic likely to become
+dangerous. But suppose him to have escaped _that_; still, as a
+divine teacher, he has no liberty of caprice. He must stand to the
+promises of his own acts. Uttering the first truth of a science, he is
+pledged to the second: taking the main step, he is committed to all
+which follow. He is thrown at once upon the endless controversies which
+science in every stage provokes, and in none more than in the earliest.
+Or, if he retires as from a scene of contest that he had not
+anticipated, he retires as one confessing a human precipitance and a
+human oversight, weaknesses, venial in others, but fatal to the
+pretensions of a divine teacher. Starting besides from such
+pretensions, he could not (as others might) have the privilege of
+selecting arbitrarily or partially. If upon one science, then upon
+all,--if upon science, then upon, art,--if upon art and science, then
+upon _every_ branch of social economy, upon _every_ organ of
+civilization, his reformations and advances are equally due; due as to
+all, if due as to any. To move in one direction, is constructively to
+undertake for all. Without power to retreat, he has thus thrown the
+intellectual interests of his followers into a channel utterly alien to
+the purposes of a spiritual mission.
+
+Thus far he has simply failed: but next comes a worse result; an evil,
+not negative but positive. Because, _thirdly_, to apply the light
+of a revelation for the benefit of a merely human science, which is
+virtually done by so applying the illumination of an _inspired_
+teacher, is--to assault capitally the scheme of God's discipline and
+training for man. To improve by _heavenly_ means, if but in one
+solitary science--to lighten, if but in one solitary section, the
+condition of difficulty which had been designed for the strengthening
+and training of human faculties, is _pro tanto_ to disturb--to
+cancel--to contradict a previous purpose of God, made known by silent
+indications from the beginning of the world. Wherefore did God give to
+man the powers for contending with scientific difficulties? Wherefore
+did he lay a secret train of continual occasions, that should rise, by
+intervals, through thousands of generations, for provoking and
+developing those activities in man's intellect, if, after all, he is to
+send a messenger of his own, more than human, to intercept and strangle
+all these great purposes? When, therefore, the persecutors of Galileo,
+alleged that Jupiter, for instance, could not move in the way alleged,
+because then the Bible would have proclaimed it,--as they thus threw
+back upon God the burthen of discovery, which he had thrown upon
+Galileo, why did they not, by following out their own logic, throw upon
+the Bible the duty of discovering the telescope, or discovering the
+satellites of Jupiter? And, as no such discoveries were there, why did
+they not, by parity of logic, and for mere consistency, deny the
+telescope as a fact, deny the Jovian planets as facts? But this it is
+to mistake the very meaning and purposes of a revelation. A revelation
+is not made for the purpose of showing to idle men that which they may
+show to themselves, by faculties already given to them, if only they
+will exert those faculties, but for the purpose of showing _that_
+which the moral darkness of man will not, without supernatural light,
+allow him to perceive. With disdain, therefore, must every considerate
+person regard the notion,--that God could wilfully interfere with his
+own plans, by accrediting ambassadors to reveal astronomy, or any other
+science, which he has commanded men to cultivate _without_
+revelation, by endowing them with all the natural powers for doing so.
+
+Even as regards astronomy, a science so nearly allying itself to
+religion by the loftiness and by the purity of its contemplations,
+Scripture is nowhere the _parent_ of any doctrine, nor so much as
+the silent sanctioner of any doctrine. Scripture cannot become the
+author of falsehood,--though it were as to a trifle, cannot become a
+party to falsehood. And it is made impossible for Scripture to teach
+falsely, by the simple fact that Scripture, on such subjects, will not
+condescend to teach at all. The Bible adopts the erroneous language of
+men, (which at any rate it must do, in order to make itself
+understood,) not by way of sanctioning a theory, but by way of using a
+fact. The Bible _uses_ (postulates) the phenomena of day and
+night, of summer and winter, and expresses them, in relation to their
+causes, as _men_ express them, men, even, that are scientific
+astronomers. But the results, which are all that concern Scripture, are
+equally true, whether accounted for by one hypothesis which is
+philosophically just, or by another which is popular and erring.
+
+Now, on the other hand, in geology and cosmology, the case is still
+stronger. _Here_ there is no opening for a compliance even with
+popular language. _Here_, where there is no such stream of
+apparent phenomena running counter (as in astronomy) to the real
+phenomena, neither is there any popular language opposed to the
+scientific. The whole are abstruse speculations, even as regards their
+objects, not dreamed of as possibilities, either in their true aspects
+or their false aspects, till modern times. The Scriptures, therefore,
+nowhere allude to such sciences, either under the shape of histories,
+applied to processes current and in movement, or under the shape of
+theories applied to processes past and accomplished. The Mosaic
+cosmogony, indeed, gives the succession of natural births; and that
+succession will doubtless be more and more confirmed and illustrated as
+geology advances. But as to the time, the duration, of this cosmogony,
+it is the idlest of notions that the Scriptures either have or could
+have condescended to human curiosity upon so awful a prologue to the
+drama of this world. Genesis would no more have indulged so mean a
+passion with respect to the mysterious inauguration of the world, than
+the Apocalypse with respect to its mysterious close. 'Yet the six
+_days_ of Moses!' Days! But is any man so little versed in biblical
+language as not to know that (except in the merely historical
+parts of the Jewish records) every section of time has a secret and
+separate acceptation in the Scriptures? Does an _ćon_, though a
+Grecian word, bear scripturally [either in Daniel or in Saint John] any
+sense known to Grecian ears? Do the seventy _weeks_ of the prophet
+mean weeks in the sense of human calendars? Already the Psalms, (xc)
+already St. Peter, (2d Epist.) warn us of a peculiar sense attached to
+the word _day_ in divine ears? And who of the innumerable
+interpreters understands the twelve hundred and odd days in Daniel, or
+his two thousand and odd days, to mean, by possibility, periods of
+twenty-four hours? Surely the theme of Moses was as mystical, and as
+much entitled to the benefit of mystical language, as that of the
+prophets.
+
+The sum of the matter is this:--God, by a Hebrew prophet, is sublimely
+described as _the Revealer_; and, in variation of his own expression,
+the same prophet describes him as the Being 'that knoweth the
+darkness.' Under no idea can the relations of God to man be more
+grandly expressed. But of what is he the revealer? Not surely of those
+things which he has enabled man to reveal for himself, and which he has
+commanded him so to reveal, but of those things which, were it not
+through special light from heaven, must eternally remain sealed up in
+the inaccessible darkness. On this principle we should all laugh at a
+revealed cookery. But essentially the same ridicule applies to a
+revealed astronomy, or a revealed geology. As a fact, there _is_
+no such astronomy or geology: as a possibility, by the _a priori_
+argument which I have used, (viz., that a revelation on such fields,
+would contradict _other_ machineries of providence,) there _can_ be no
+such astronomy or geology. Consequently there _can_ be none such in the
+Bible. Consequently there _is_ none. Consequently there can be no
+schism or feud upon _these_ subjects between the Bible and the
+philosophies outside. Geology is a field left open, with the amplest
+permission from above, to the widest and wildest speculations of man.
+
+
+
+
+MODERN SUPERSTITION
+
+
+It is said continually--that the age of miracles is past. We deny that
+it is so in any sense which implies this age to differ from all other
+generations of man except one. It is neither past, nor ought we to wish
+it past. Superstition is no vice in the constitution of man: it is not
+true that, in any philosophic view, _primus in orbe deos fecit timor_
+--meaning by _fecit_ even so much as _raised into light_. As Burke
+remarked, the _timor_ at least must be presumed to preexist, and must
+be accounted for, if not the gods. If the fear created the gods, what
+created the fear? Far more true, and more just to the grandeur of man,
+it would have been to say--_Primus in orbe deos fecit sensus
+infiniti_. Even in the lowest Caffre, more goes to the sense of a
+divine being than simply his wrath or his power. Superstition, indeed,
+or the sympathy with the invisible, is the great test of man's nature,
+as an earthly combining with a celestial. In superstition lies the
+possibility of religion. And though superstition is often injurious,
+degrading, demoralizing, it is so, not as a form of corruption or
+degradation, but as a form of non-development. The crab is harsh, and
+for itself worthless. But it is the germinal form of innumerable finer
+fruits: not apples only the most exquisite, and pears; the peach and
+the nectarine are said to have radiated from this austere stock when
+cultured, developed, and transferred to all varieties of climate.
+Superstition will finally pass into pure forms of religion as man
+advances. It would be matter of lamentation to hear that superstition
+had at all decayed until man had made corresponding steps in the
+purification and development of his intellect as applicable to
+religious faith. Let us hope that this is not so. And, by way of
+judging, let us throw a hasty eye over the modes of popular
+superstition. If these manifest their vitality, it will prove that the
+popular intellect does not go along with the bookish or the worldly
+(philosophic we cannot call it) in pronouncing the miraculous extinct.
+The popular feeling is all in all.
+
+This function of miraculous power, which is most widely diffused
+through Pagan and Christian ages alike, but which has the least root in
+the solemnities of the imagination, we may call the _Ovidian_. By
+way of distinction, it may be so called; and with some justice, since
+Ovid in his _Metamorphoses_ gave the first elaborate record of
+such a tendency in human superstition. It is a movement of superstition
+under the domination of human affections; a mode of spiritual awe which
+seeks to reconcile itself with human tenderness or admiration; and
+which represents supernatural power as expressing itself by a sympathy
+with human distress or passion concurrently with human sympathies, and
+as supporting that blended sympathy by a symbol incarnated with the
+fixed agencies of nature. For instance, a pair of youthful lovers
+perish by a double suicide originating in a fatal mistake, and a
+mistake operating in each case through a noble self-oblivion. The tree
+under which their meeting has been concerted, and which witnesses their
+tragedy, is supposed ever afterwards to express the divine sympathy
+with this catastrophe in the gloomy color of its fruit:--
+
+ 'At tu, quć ramis (arbor!) miserabile corpus
+ Nunc tegis unius, mox es tectura duorum,
+ Signa tene cćdis:--pullosque et luctibus aptos
+ Semper habe fructus--gemini monumenta cruoris:'
+
+Such is the dying adjuration of the lady to the tree. And the fruit
+becomes from that time a monument of a double sympathy--sympathy from
+man, sympathy from a dark power standing behind the agencies of nature,
+and speaking through them. Meantime the object of this sympathy is
+understood to be not the individual catastrophe, but the universal case
+of unfortunate love exemplified in this particular romance. The
+inimitable grace with which Ovid has delivered these early traditions
+of human tenderness, blending with human superstition, is notorious;
+the artfulness of the pervading connection, by which every tale in the
+long succession is made to arise spontaneously out of that which
+precedes, is absolutely unrivalled; and this it was, with his luxuriant
+gayety, which procured for him a preference, even with Milton, a poet
+so opposite by intellectual constitution. It is but reasonable,
+therefore, that this function of the miraculous should bear the name of
+_Ovidian_. Pagan it was in its birth; and to paganism its titles
+ultimately ascend. Yet we know that in the transitional state through
+the centuries succeeding to Christ, during which paganism and
+Christianity were slowly descending and ascending, as if from two
+different strata of the atmosphere, the two powers interchanged
+whatsoever they could. (See Conyer's Middleton; and see Blount of our
+own days.) It marked the earthly nature of paganism, that it could
+borrow little or nothing by organization: it was fitted to no
+expansion. But the true faith, from its vast and comprehensive
+adaptation to the nature of man, lent itself to many corruptions--some
+deadly in their tendencies, some harmless. Amongst these last was the
+Ovidian form of connecting the unseen powers moving in nature with
+human sympathies of love or reverence. The legends of this kind are
+universal and endless. No land, the most austere in its Protestantism,
+but has adopted these superstitions: and everywhere by those even who
+reject them they are entertained with some degree of affectionate
+respect. That the ass, which in its very degradation still retains an
+under-power of sublimity, [Footnote: '_An under-power of sublimity_.'--
+Everybody knows that Homer compared the Telamonian Ajax, in a moment of
+heroic endurance, to an ass. This, however, was only under a momentary
+glance from a peculiar angle of the case. But the Mahometan, too
+solemn, and also perhaps too stupid to catch the fanciful colors of
+things, absolutely by choice, under the Bagdad Caliphate, decorated a
+most favorite hero with the title of the _Ass_--which title is
+repeated with veneration to this day. The wild ass is one of the few
+animals which has the reputation of never flying from an enemy.] or of
+sublime suggestion through its ancient connection with the wilderness,
+with the Orient, with Jerusalem, should have been honored amongst all
+animals, by the visible impression upon its back of Christian symbols
+--seems reasonable even to the infantine understanding when made
+acquainted with its meekness, its patience, its suffering life, and
+its association with the founder of Christianity in one great
+triumphal solemnity. The very man who brutally abuses it, and feels a
+hardhearted contempt for its misery and its submission, has a semi-
+conscious feeling that the same qualities were possibly those which
+recommended it to a distinction, [Footnote: '_Which recommended it to
+a distinction_.'--It might be objected that the Oriental ass was often
+a superb animal; that it is spoken of prophetically as such; and that
+historically the Syrian ass is made known to us as having been
+used in the prosperous ages of Judea for the riding of princes. But
+this is no objection. Those circumstances in the history of the ass
+were requisite to establish its symbolic propriety in a great symbolic
+pageant of triumph. Whilst, on the other hand, the individual animal,
+there is good reason to think, was marked by all the qualities of the
+general race as a suffering and unoffending tribe in the animal
+creation. The asses on which princes rode were of a separate color, of
+a peculiar breed, and improved, like the English racer, by continual
+care.] when all things were valued upon a scale inverse to that of the
+world. Certain it is, that in all Christian lands the legend about the
+ass is current amongst the rural population. The haddock, again,
+amongst marine animals, is supposed, throughout all maritime Europe, to
+be a privileged fish; even in austere Scotland, every child can point
+out the impression of St. Peter's thumb, by which from age to age it is
+distinguished from fishes having otherwise an external resemblance. All
+domesticated cattle, having the benefit of man's guardianship and care,
+are believed throughout England and Germany to go down upon their knees
+at one particular moment of Christmas eve, when the fields are covered
+with darkness, when no eye looks down but that of God, and when the
+exact anniversary hour revolves of the angelic song, once rolling over
+the fields and flocks of Palestine. [Footnote: Mahometanism, which
+everywhere pillages Christianity, cannot but have its own face at times
+glorified by its stolen jewels. This solemn hour of jubilation,
+gathering even the brutal natures into its fold, recalls accordingly
+the Mahometan legend (which the reader may remember is one of those
+incorporated into Southey's _Thalaba_) of a great hour revolving
+once in every year, during which the gates of Paradise were thrown open
+to their utmost extent, and gales of happiness issued forth upon the
+total family of man.] The Glastonbury Thorn is a more local
+superstition; but at one time the legend was as widely diffused as that
+of Loretto, with the angelic translation of its sanctities: on
+Christmas morning, it was devoutly believed by all Christendom, that
+this holy thorn put forth its annual blossoms. And with respect to the
+aspen tree, which Mrs. Hemans very naturally mistook for a Welsh
+legend, having first heard it in Denbighshire, the popular faith is
+universal--that it shivers mystically in sympathy with the horror of
+that mother tree in Palestine which was compelled to furnish materials
+for the cross. Neither would it in this case be any objection, if a
+passage were produced from Solinus or Theophrastus, implying that the
+aspen tree had always shivered--for the tree might presumably be
+penetrated by remote presentiments, as well as by remote remembrances.
+In so vast a case the obscure sympathy should stretch, Janus-like, each
+way. And an objection of the same kind to the rainbow, considered as
+the sign or seal by which God attested his covenant in bar of all
+future deluges, may be parried in something of the same way. It was not
+then first created--true: but it was then first selected by preference,
+amongst a multitude of natural signs as yet unappropriated, and then
+first charged with the new function of a message and a ratification to
+man. Pretty much the same theory, that is, the same way of accounting
+for the natural existence without disturbing the supernatural
+functions, may be applied to the great constellation of the other
+hemisphere, called the Southern Cross. It is viewed popularly in South
+America, and the southern parts of our northern hemisphere, as the
+great banner, or gonfalon, held aloft by Heaven before the Spanish
+heralds of the true faith in 1492. To that superstitious and ignorant
+race it costs not an effort to suppose, that by some synchronizing
+miracle, the constellation had been then specially called into
+existence at the very moment when the first Christian procession,
+bearing a cross in their arms, solemnly stepped on shore from the
+vessels of Christendom. We Protestants know better: we understand the
+impossibility of supposing such a narrow and local reference in orbs,
+so transcendently vast as those composing the constellation--orbs
+removed from each other by such unvoyageable worlds of space, and
+having, in fact, no real reference to each other more than to any other
+heavenly bodies whatsoever. The unity of synthesis, by which they are
+composed into one figure of a cross, we know to be a mere accidental
+result from an arbitrary synthesis of human fancy. Take such and such
+stars, compose them into letters, and they will spell such a word. But
+still it was our own choice--a synthesis of our own fancy, originally
+to combine them in this way. They might be divided from each other, and
+otherwise combined. All this is true: and yet, as the combination does
+spontaneously offer itself [Footnote: '_Does spontaneously offer
+itself._'--Heber (Bishop of Calcutta) complains that this constellation
+is not composed of stars answering his expectation in point of
+magnitude. But he admits that the dark barren space around it
+gives to this inferior magnitude a very advantageous relief.] to every
+eye, as the glorious cross does really glitter for ever through the
+silent hours of a vast hemisphere, even they who are not superstitious,
+may willingly yield to the belief--that, as the rainbow was laid in the
+very elements and necessities of nature, yet still bearing a pre-
+dedication to a service which would not be called for until many ages
+had passed, so also the mysterious cipher of man's imperishable hopes
+may have been entwined and enwreathed with the starry heavens from
+their earliest creation, as a prefiguration--as a silent heraldry of
+hope through one period, and as a heraldry of gratitude through the
+other.
+
+All these cases which we have been rehearsing, taking them in the
+fullest literality, agree in this general point of union--they are all
+silent incarnations of miraculous power--miracles, supposing them to
+have been such originally, locked up and embodied in the regular course
+of nature, just as we see lineaments of faces and of forms in
+petrifactions, in variegated marbles, in spars, or in rocky strata,
+which our fancy interprets as once having been real human existences;
+but which are now confounded with the substance of a mineral product.
+Even those who are most superstitious, therefore, look upon cases of
+this order as occupying a midway station between the physical and the
+hyperphysical, between the regular course of nature and the
+providential interruption of that course. The stream of the miraculous
+is here confluent with the stream of the natural. By such legends the
+credulous man finds his superstition but little nursed; the incredulous
+finds his philosophy but little revolted. Both alike will be willing to
+admit, for instance, that the apparent act of reverential thanksgiving,
+in certain birds, when drinking, is caused and supported by a
+physiological arrangement; and yet, perhaps, both alike would bend so
+far to the legendary faith as to allow a child to believe, and would
+perceive a pure childlike beauty in believing, that the bird was thus
+rendering a homage of deep thankfulness to the universal Father, who
+watches for the safety of sparrows, and sends his rain upon the just
+and upon the unjust. In short, the faith in this order of the physico-
+miraculous is open alike to the sceptical and the non-sceptical: it is
+touched superficially with the coloring of superstition, with its
+tenderness, its humility, its thankfulness, its awe; but, on the other
+hand, it is not therefore tainted with the coarseness, with the
+silliness, with the credulity of superstition. Such a faith reposes
+upon the universal signs diffused through nature, and blends with the
+mysterious of natural grandeurs wherever found--with the mysterious of
+the starry heavens, with the mysterious of music, and with that
+infinite form of the mysterious for man's dimmest misgivings--
+
+ 'Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns.'
+
+But, from this earliest note in the ascending scale of superstitious
+faith, let us pass to a more alarming key. This first, which we have
+styled (in equity as well as for distinction) the _Ovidian_, is
+too ćrial, too allegoric, almost to be susceptible of much terror. It
+is the mere _fancy_, in a mood half-playful, half-tender, which
+submits to the belief. It is the feeling, the sentiment, which creates
+the faith; not the faith which creates the feeling. And thus far we see
+that modern feeling and Christian feeling has been to the full as
+operative as any that is peculiar to paganism; judging by the Romish
+_Legenda_, very much more so. The Ovidian illustrations, under a
+false superstition, are entitled to give the designation, as being the
+first, the earliest, but not at all as the richest. Besides that,
+Ovid's illustrations emanated often from himself individually, not from
+the popular mind of his country; ours of the same classification
+uniformly repose on large popular traditions from the whole of
+Christian antiquity. These again are agencies of the supernatural which
+can never have a private or personal application; they belong to all
+mankind and to all generations. But the next in order are more solemn;
+they become terrific by becoming personal. These comprehend all that
+vast body of the marvellous which is expressed by the word _Ominous_.
+On this head, as dividing itself into the ancient and modern, we will
+speak next.
+
+Everybody is aware of the deep emphasis which the Pagans laid upon
+words and upon names, under this aspect of the ominous. The name of
+several places was formally changed by the Roman government, solely
+with a view to that contagion of evil which was thought to lurk in the
+syllables, if taken significantly. Thus, the town of Maleventum, (Ill-
+come, as one might render it,) had its name changed by the Romans to
+Beneventum, (or Welcome.) _Epidamnum_ again, the Grecian Calais,
+corresponding to the Roman Dover of Brundusium, was a name that would
+have startled the stoutest-hearted Roman 'from his propriety.' Had he
+suffered this name to escape him inadvertently, his spirits would have
+forsaken him--he would have pined away under a certainty of misfortune,
+like a poor Negro of Koromantyn who is the victim of Obi.[Footnote:
+'_The victim of Obi._'--It seems worthy of notice, that this
+magical fascination is generally called Obi, and the magicians Obeah
+men, throughout Guinea, Negroland, &c.; whilst the Hebrew or Syriac
+word for the rites of necromancy, was _Ob_ or _Obh_, at least
+when ventriloquism was concerned.] As a Greek word, which it was, the
+name imported no ill; but for a Roman to say _Ibo Epidamnum_, was
+in effect saying, though in a hybrid dialect, half-Greek half-Roman, 'I
+will go to ruin.' The name was therefore changed to Dyrrachium; a
+substitution which quieted more anxieties in Roman hearts than the
+erection of a light-house or the deepening of the harbor mouth. A case
+equally strong, to take one out of many hundreds that have come down to
+us, is reported by Livy. There was an officer in a Roman legion, at
+some period of the Republic, who bore the name either of Atrius Umber
+or Umbrius Ater: and this man being ordered on some expedition, the
+soldiers refused to follow him. They did right. We remember that Mr.
+Coleridge used facetiously to call the well-known sister of Dr. Aikin,
+Mrs. Barbauld, 'that pleonasm of nakedness'--the idea of nakedness
+being reduplicated and reverberated in the _bare_ and the _bald_.
+This Atrius Umber might be called 'that pleonasm of darkness;' and one
+might say to him, in the words of Othello, 'What needs this iteration?'
+To serve under the Gloomy was enough to darken the spirit of hope; but
+to serve under the Black Gloomy was really rushing upon destruction.
+Yet it will be alleged that Captain Death was a most favorite and
+heroic leader in the English navy; and that in our own times, Admiral
+Coffin, though an American by birth, has not been unpopular in the same
+service. This is true: and all that can be said is, that these names
+were two-edged swords, which might be made to tell against the enemy as
+well as against friends. And possibly the Roman centurion might have
+turned his name to the same account, had he possessed the great
+Dictator's presence of mind; for he, when landing in Africa, having
+happened to stumble--an omen of the worst character, in Roman
+estimation--took out its sting by following up his own
+oversight, as if it had been intentional, falling to the ground,
+kissing it, and ejaculating that in this way he appropriated the soil.
+
+Omens of every class were certainly regarded, in ancient Rome, with a
+reverence that can hardly be surpassed. But yet, with respect to these
+omens derived from names, it is certain that our modern times have more
+memorable examples on record. Out of a large number which occur to us,
+we will cite two:--The present King of the French bore in his boyish
+days a title which he would not have borne, but for an omen of bad
+augury attached to his proper title. He was called the Duc de Chartres
+before the Revolution, whereas his proper title was Duc de Valois. And
+the origin of the change was this:--The Regent's father had been the
+sole brother of Louis Quatorze. He married for his first wife our
+English princess Henrietta, the sister of Charles II., (and through her
+daughter, by the way, it is that the house of Savoy, _i.e._ of
+Sardinia, has pretensions to the English throne.) This unhappy lady, it
+is too well established, was poisoned. Voltaire, amongst many others,
+has affected to doubt the fact; for which in his time there might be
+some excuse. But since then better evidences have placed the matter
+beyond all question. We now know both the fact, and the how, and the
+why. The Duke, who probably was no party to the murder of his young
+wife, though otherwise on bad terms with her, married for his second
+wife a coarse German princess, homely in every sense, and a singular
+contrast to the elegant creature whom he had lost. She was a daughter
+of the Bavarian Elector; ill-tempered by her own confession, self-
+willed, and a plain speaker to excess; but otherwise a woman of honest
+German principles. Unhappy she was through a long life; unhappy through
+the monotony as well as the malicious intrigues of the French court;
+and so much so, that she did her best (though without effect) to
+prevent her Bavarian niece from becoming dauphiness. She acquits her
+husband, however, in the memoirs which she left behind, of any
+intentional share in her unhappiness; she describes him constantly as a
+well-disposed prince. But whether it were, that often walking in the
+dusk through the numerous apartments of that vast mansion which her
+husband had so much enlarged, naturally she turned her thoughts to the
+injured lady who had presided there before herself; or whether it arose
+from the inevitable gloom which broods continually over mighty palaces,
+so much is known for certain, that one evening, in the twilight, she
+met, at a remote quarter of the reception-rooms, something that she
+conceived to be a spectre. What she fancied to have passed on that
+occasion, was never known except to her nearest friends; and if she
+made any explanations in her memoirs, the editor has thought fit to
+suppress them. She mentions only, that in consequence of some ominous
+circumstances relating to the title of _Valois_, which was the
+proper second title of the Orleans family, her son, the Regent, had
+assumed in his boyhood that of Duc de Chartres. His elder brother was
+dead, so that the superior title was open to him; but, in consequence
+of those mysterious omens, whatever they might be, which occasioned
+much whispering at the time, the great title of Valois was laid aside
+for ever as of bad augury; nor has it ever been resumed through a
+century and a half that have followed that mysterious warning; nor will
+it be resumed unless the numerous children of the present Orleans
+branch should find themselves distressed for ancient titles; which is
+not likely, since they enjoy the honors of the elder house, and are now
+the _children of France_ in a technical sense.
+
+Here we have a great European case of state omens in the eldest of
+Christian houses. The next which we shall cite is equally a state case,
+and carries its public verification along with itself. In the spring of
+1799, when Napoleon was lying before Acre, he became anxious for news
+from Upper Egypt, whither he had despatched Dessaix in pursuit of a
+distinguished Mameluke leader. This was in the middle of May. Not many
+days after, a courier arrived with favorable despatches--favorable in
+the main, but reporting one tragical occurrence on a small scale that,
+to Napoleon, for a superstitious reason, outweighed the public
+prosperity. A _djerme_, or Nile boat of the largest class, having
+on board a large party of troops and of wounded men, together with most
+of a regimental band, had run ashore at the village of Benouth. No case
+could be more hopeless. The neighboring Arabs were of the Yambo tribe--
+of all Arabs the most ferocious. These Arabs and the Fellahs (whom, by
+the way, many of our countrymen are so ready to represent as friendly
+to the French and hostile to ourselves,) had taken the opportunity of
+attacking the vessel. The engagement was obstinate; but at length the
+inevitable catastrophe could be delayed no longer. The commander, an
+Italian named Morandi, was a brave man; any fate appeared better than
+that which awaited him from an enemy so malignant. He set fire to the
+powder magazine; the vessel blew up; Morandi perished in the Nile; and
+all of less nerve, who had previously reached the shore in safety, were
+put to death to the very last man, with cruelties the most detestable,
+by their inhuman enemies. For all this Napoleon cared little; but one
+solitary fact there was in the report which struck him with
+consternation. This ill-fated _djerme_--what was it called? It was
+called _L'Italie_; and in the name of the vessel Napoleon read an
+augury of the fate which had befallen the Italian territory. Considered
+as a dependency of France, he felt certain that Italy was lost; and
+Napoleon was inconsolable. But what possible connection, it was asked,
+can exist between this vessel on the Nile and a remote peninsula of
+Southern Europe? 'No matter,' replied Napoleon; 'my presentiments never
+deceive me. You will see that all is ruined. I am satisfied that my
+Italy, my conquest, is lost to France!' So, indeed, it was. All
+European news had long been intercepted by the English cruisers; but
+immediately after the battle with the Vizier in July 1799, an English
+admiral first informed the French army of Egypt that Massena and others
+had lost all that Bonaparte had won in 1796. But it is a strange
+illustration of human blindness, that this very subject of Napoleon's
+lamentation--this very campaign of 1799--it was, with its blunders and
+its long equipage of disasters, that paved the way for his own
+elevation to the Consulship, just seven calendar months from the
+receipt of that Egyptian despatch; since most certainly, in the
+struggle of Brumaire 1799, doubtful and critical through every stage,
+it was the pointed contrast between _his_ Italian campaigns and
+those of his successors which gave effect to Napoleon's pretensions
+with the political combatants, and which procured them a ratification
+amongst the people. The loss of Italy was essential to the full effect
+of Napoleon's previous conquest. That and the imbecile characters of
+Napoleon's chief military opponents were the true keys to the great
+revolution of Brumaire. The stone which he rejected became the keystone
+of the arch. So that, after all, he valued the omen falsely; though the
+very next news from Europe, courteously communicated by his English
+enemies, showed that he had interpreted its meaning rightly.
+
+These omens, derived from names, are therefore common to the ancient
+and the modern world. But perhaps, in strict logic, they ought to have
+been classed as one subdivision or variety under a much larger head,
+viz. words generally, no matter whether proper names or appellatives,
+as operative powers and agencies, having, that is to say, a charmed
+power against some party concerned from the moment that they leave the
+lips.
+
+Homer describes prayers as having a separate life, rising buoyantly
+upon wings, and making their way upwards to the throne of Jove. Such,
+but in a sense gloomy and terrific, is the force ascribed under a
+widespread superstition, ancient and modern, to words uttered on
+critical occasions; or to words uttered at any time, which point to
+critical occasions. Hence the doctrine of _euphaemismos_, the
+necessity of abstaining from strong words or direct words in expressing
+fatal contingencies. It was shocking, at all times of paganism, to say
+of a third person--'If he should die;' or to suppose the case that he
+might be murdered. The very word _death_ was consecrated and
+forbidden. _Si quiddam humanum passus fuerit_ was the extreme form
+to which men advanced in such cases. And this scrupulous feeling,
+originally founded on the supposed efficacy of words, prevails to this
+day. It is a feeling undoubtedly supported by good taste, which
+strongly impresses upon us all the discordant tone of all impassioned
+subjects, (death, religion, &c.,) with the common key of ordinary
+conversation. But good taste is not in itself sufficient to account for
+a scrupulousness so general and so austere. In the lowest classes there
+is a shuddering recoil still felt from uttering coarsely and roundly
+the anticipation of a person's death. Suppose a child, heir to some
+estate, the subject of conversation--the hypothesis of his death is put
+cautiously, under such forms as, 'If anything but good should happen;'
+'if any change should occur;' 'if any of us should chance to miscarry;'
+and so forth. Always a modified expression is sought--always an
+indirect one. And this timidity arises under the old superstition still
+lingering amongst men, like that ancient awe, alluded to by Wordsworth,
+for the sea and its deep secrets--feelings that have not, no, nor ever
+will, utterly decay. No excess of nautical skill will ever perfectly
+disenchant the great abyss from its terrors--no progressive knowledge
+will ever medicine that dread misgiving of a mysterious and pathless
+power given to words of a certain import, or uttered in certain
+situations, by a parent, to persecuting or insulting children; by the
+victim of horrible oppression, when laboring in final agonies; and by
+others, whether cursing or blessing, who stand central to great
+passions, to great interests, or to great perplexities.
+
+And here, by way of parenthesis, we may stop to explain the force of
+that expression, so common in Scripture, '_Thou hast said it._' It
+is an answer often adopted by our Saviour; and the meaning we hold to
+be this: Many forms in eastern idioms, as well as in the Greek
+occasionally, though meant _interrogatively_, are of a nature to
+convey a direct categorical _affirmation_, unless as their meaning
+is modified by the cadence and intonation. _Art thou_, detached
+from this vocal and accentual modification, is equivalent to _thou
+art_. Nay, even apart from this accident, the popular belief
+authorized the notion, that simply to have uttered any great thesis,
+though unconsciously--simply to have united verbally any two great
+ideas, though for a purpose the most different or even opposite, had
+the mysterious power of realizing them in act. An exclamation, though
+in the purest spirit of sport, to a boy, '_You shall be our
+imperator_,' was many times supposed to be the forerunner and fatal
+mandate for the boy's elevation. Such words executed themselves. To
+connect, though but for denial or for mockery, the ideas of Jesus and
+the Messiah, furnished an augury that eventually they would be found to
+coincide, and to have their coincidence admitted. It was an
+_argumentum ad hominem_, and drawn from a popular faith.
+
+But a modern reader will object the want of an accompanying design or
+serious meaning on the part of him who utters the words--he never meant
+his words to be taken seriously--nay, his purpose was the very
+opposite. True: and precisely that is the reason why his words are
+likely to operate effectually, and why they should be feared. Here lies
+the critical point which most of all distinguishes this faith. Words
+took effect, not merely in default of a serious use, but exactly in
+consequence of that default. It was the chance word, the stray word,
+the word uttered in jest, or in trifling, or in scorn, or
+unconsciously, which took effect; whilst ten thousand words, uttered
+with purpose and deliberation, were sure to prove inert. One case will
+illustrate this:--Alexander of Macedon, in the outset of his great
+expedition, consulted the oracle at Delphi. For the sake of his army,
+had he been even without personal faith, he desired to have his
+enterprise consecrated. No persuasions, however, would move the
+priestess to enter upon her painful and agitating duties for the sake
+of obtaining the regular answer of the god. Wearied with this,
+Alexander seized the great lady by the arm, and using as much violence
+as was becoming to the two characters--of a great prince acting and a
+great priestess suffering--he pushed her gently backwards to the tripod
+on which, in her professional character, she was to seat herself. Upon
+this, in the hurry and excitement of the moment, the priestess
+exclaimed, _O pai, anixaitos ei--O son, thou art irresistible_;
+never adverting for an instant to his martial purposes, but simply to
+his personal importunities. The person whom she thought of as incapable
+of resistance, was herself, and all she meant _consciously_ was--O
+son, I can refuse nothing to one so earnest. But mark what followed:
+Alexander desisted at once--he asked for no further oracle--he refused
+it, and exclaimed joyously:--'Now then, noble priestess, farewell; I
+have the oracle--I have your answer, and better than any which you
+could deliver from the tripod. I am invincible--so you have declared,
+you cannot revoke it. True, you thought not of Persia--you thought only
+of my importunity. But that very fact is what ratifies your answer. In
+its blindness I recognise its truth. An oracle from a god might be
+distorted by political ministers of the god, as in time past too often
+has been suspected. The oracle has been said to _Medize_, and in
+my own father's time to _Philippize_. But an oracle delivered
+unconsciously, indirectly, blindly, that is the oracle which cannot
+deceive.' Such was the all-famous oracle which Alexander accepted--such
+was the oracle on which he and his army reposing went forth 'conquering
+and to conquer.'
+
+Exactly on this principle do the Turks act, in putting so high a value
+on the words of idiots. Enlightened Christians have often wondered at
+their allowing any weight to people bereft of understanding. But that
+is the very reason for allowing them weight: that very defect it is
+which makes them capable of being organs for conveying words from
+higher intelligences. A fine human intelligence cannot be a passive
+instrument--it cannot be a mere tube for conveying the words of
+inspiration: such an intelligence will intermingle ideas of its own, or
+otherwise modify what is given, and pollute what is sacred.
+
+It is also on this principle that the whole practice and doctrine of
+Sortilegy rest. Let us confine ourselves to that mode of sortilegy
+which is conducted by throwing open privileged books at random, leaving
+to chance the page and the particular line on which the oracular
+functions are thrown. The books used have varied with the caprice or
+the error of ages. Once the Hebrew Scriptures had the preference.
+Probably they were laid aside, not because the reverence for their
+authority decayed, but because it increased. In later times Virgil has
+been the favorite. Considering the very limited range of ideas to which
+Virgil was tied by his theme--a colonizing expedition in a barbarous
+age, no worse book could have been selected: [Footnote: '_No worse
+book could have been selected._'--The probable reason for making so
+unhappy a choice seems to have been that Virgil, in the middle ages,
+had the character of a necromancer, a diviner, &c. This we all know
+from Dante. Now, the original reason for this strange translation of
+character and functions we hold to have arisen from the circumstance of
+his maternal grandfather having borne the name of _Magus_. People
+in those ages held that a powerful enchanter, exorciser, &c., must have
+a magician amongst his _cognati_; the power must run in the blood,
+which on the maternal side could be undeniably ascertained. Under this
+preconception, they took Magus not for a proper name, but for a
+professional designation. Amongst many illustrations of the magical
+character sustained by Virgil in the middle ages, we may mention that a
+writer, about the year 1200, or the era of our Robin Hood, published by
+Montfaucon, and cited by Gibbon in his last volume, says of Virgil,--
+that '_Captus a Romanis invisibiliter exiit, ivitque Neapopolim_.'] so
+little indeed does the AEneid exhibit of human life in its
+multiformity, that much tampering with the text is required
+to bring real cases of human interest and real situations within the
+scope of any Virgilian sentence, though aided by the utmost latitude of
+accommodation. A king, a soldier, a sailor, &c., might look for
+correspondences to their own circumstances; but not many others.
+Accordingly, everybody remembers the remarkable answer which Charles I.
+received at Oxford from this Virgilian oracle, about the opening of the
+Parliamentary war. But from this limitation in the range of ideas it
+was that others, and very pious people too, have not thought it profane
+to resume the old reliance on the Scriptures. No case, indeed, can try
+so severely, or put upon record so conspicuously, this indestructible
+propensity for seeking light out of darkness--this thirst for looking
+into the future by the aid of dice, real or figurative, as the fact of
+men eminent for piety having yielded to the temptation. We give one
+instance--the instance of a person who, in _practical_ theology,
+has been, perhaps, more popular than any other in any church. Dr.
+Doddridge, in his earlier days, was in a dilemma both of conscience and
+of taste as to the election he should make between two situations, one
+in possession, both at his command. He was settled at Harborough, in
+Leicestershire, and was 'pleasing himself with the view of a
+continuance' in that situation. True, he had received an invitation to
+Northampton; but the reasons against complying seemed so strong, that
+nothing was wanting but the civility of going over to Northampton, and
+making an apologetic farewell. On the last Sunday in November of the
+year 1729, the doctor went and preached a sermon in conformity with
+those purposes. 'But,' says he, 'on the morning of that day an incident
+happened, which affected me greatly.' On the night previous, it seems,
+he had been urged very importunately by his Northampton friends to
+undertake the vacant office. Much personal kindness had concurred with
+this public importunity: the good doctor was affected; he had prayed
+fervently, alleging in his prayer, as the reason which chiefly weighed
+with him to reject the offer, that it was far beyond his forces, and
+chiefly because he was too young [Footnote: '_Because he was too
+young_'--Dr. Doddridge was born in the summer of 1702; consequently
+he was at this era of his life about twenty-seven years old, and
+consequently not so obviously entitled to the excuse of youth. But he
+pleaded his youth, not with a view to the exertions required, but to
+the _auctoritas_ and responsibilities of the situation.] and had
+no assistant. He goes on thus:--'As soon as ever this address' (meaning
+the prayer) 'was ended, I passed through a room of the house in which I
+lodged, where a child was reading to his mother, and the only words I
+heard distinctly were these, _And as thy days, so shall thy strength
+be_.' This singular coincidence between his own difficulty and a
+scriptural line caught at random in passing hastily through a room,
+(but observe, a line insulated from the context, and placed in high
+relief to his ear,) shook his resolution. Accident co-operated; a
+promise to be fulfilled at Northampton, in a certain contingency, fell
+due at the instant; the doctor was detained, this detention gave time
+for further representations; new motives arose, old difficulties were
+removed, and finally the doctor saw, in all this succession of steps,
+the first of which, however, lay in the _Sortes Biblicć_, clear
+indications of a providential guidance. With that conviction he took up
+his abode at Northampton, and remained there for the next thirty-one
+years, until he left it for his grave at Lisbon; in fact, he passed at
+Northampton the whole of his public life. It must, therefore, be
+allowed to stand upon the records of sortilegy, that in the main
+direction of his life--not, indeed, as to its spirit, but as to its
+form and local connections--a Protestant divine of much merit, and
+chiefly in what regards practice, and of the class most opposed to
+superstition, took his determining impulse from a variety of the
+_Sortes Virgilianć_.
+
+This variety was known in early times to the Jews--as early, indeed, as
+the era of the Grecian Pericles, if we are to believe the Talmud. It is
+known familiarly to this day amongst Polish Jews, and is called
+_Bathcol_, or the _daughter of a voice_; the meaning of which
+appellation is this:--The _Urim and Thummim_, or oracle in the
+breast-plate of the high priest, spoke directly from God. It was,
+therefore, the original or mother-voice. But about the time of
+Pericles, that is, exactly one hundred years before the time of
+Alexander the Great, the light of prophecy was quenched in Malachi or
+Haggai; and the oracular jewels in the breast-plate became
+simultaneously dim. Henceforwards the mother-voice was heard no longer:
+but to this succeeded an imperfect or daughter-voice, (_Bathcol_,)
+which lay in the first words happening to arrest the attention at a
+moment of perplexity. An illustration, which has been often quoted from
+the Talmud, is to the following effect:--Rabbi Tochanan, and Rabbi
+Simeon Ben Lachish, were anxious about a friend, Rabbi Samuel, six
+hundred miles distant on the Euphrates. Whilst talking earnestly
+together on this subject in Palestine, they passed a school; they
+paused to listen: it was a child reading the first book of Samuel; and
+the words which they caught were these--_And Samuel died_. These
+words they received as a _Bath-col_: and the next horseman from
+the Euphrates brought word accordingly that Rabbi Samuel had been
+gathered to his fathers at some station on the Euphrates.
+
+Here is the very same case, the same _Bath-col_ substantially,
+which we have cited from Orton's _Life of Doddridge_. And Du Cange
+himself notices, in his Glossary, the relation which this bore to the
+Pagan _Sortes_. 'It was,' says he, 'a fantastical way of divination,
+invented by the Jews, not unlike the _Sortes Virgilianć_ of the
+heathens. For, as with them the first words they happened to dip into
+in the works of that poet were a kind of oracle whereby they predicted
+future events,--so, with the Jews, when they appealed to _Bath-col_,
+the first words they heard from any one's mouth were looked upon as a
+voice from Heaven directing them in the matter they inquired about.'
+
+If the reader imagines that this ancient form of the practical
+miraculous is at all gone out of use, even the example of Dr. Doddridge
+may satisfy him to the contrary. Such an example was sure to authorize
+a large imitation. But, even apart from that, the superstition is
+common. The records of conversion amongst felons and other ignorant
+persons might be cited by hundreds upon hundreds to prove that no
+practice is more common than that of trying the spiritual fate, and
+abiding by the import of any passage in the Scriptures which may first
+present itself to the eye. Cowper, the poet, has recorded a case of
+this sort in his own experience. It is one to which all the unhappy are
+prone. But a mode of questioning the oracles of darkness, far more
+childish, and, under some shape or other, equally common amongst those
+who are prompted by mere vacancy of mind, without that determination to
+sacred fountains which is impressed by misery, may be found in the
+following extravagant silliness of Rousseau, which we give in his own
+words--a case for which he admits that he himself would have _shut
+up_ any other man (meaning in a lunatic hospital) whom he had seen
+practising the same absurdities:--
+
+'Au milieu de mes études et d'une vie innocente autant qu'on la puisse
+mener, et malgré tout ce qu'on m'avoit pu dire, la peur de l'Enfer
+m'agitoit encore. Souvent je me demandois--En quel état suis-je? Si je
+mourrois ŕ l'instant męme, _serois-je damné_? Selon mes Jansénistes,
+[he had been reading the books of the Port Royal,] la chose est
+indubitable: mais, selon ma conscience, il me paroissoit que
+non. Toujours craintif et flottant dans cette cruelle incertitude,
+j'avois recours (pour en sortir) aux expédients les plus risibles, et
+pour lesquels je ferois volontiers enfermer un homme si je lui en
+voyois faire autant. ... Un jour, ręvant ŕ ce triste sujet, je
+m'exerçois machinalement ŕ lancer les pierres contre les troncs des
+arbres; et cela avec mon addresse ordinaire, c'est-ŕ-dire sans presque
+jamais en toucher aucun. Tout au milieu de ce bel exercise, je m'avisai
+de faire une espčce de pronostic pour calmer mon inquiétude. Je me dis
+--je m'en vais jeter cette pierre contre l'arbre qui est vis-ŕ-vis de
+moi: si je le touche, signe de salut: si je le manque, signe de
+damnation. Tout en disant ainsi, je jette ma pierre d'une main
+tremblante, et avec un horrible battement de coeur, mais si
+heureusement qu'elle va frapper au beau-milieu de l'arbre: ce qui
+véritablement n'étoit pas difficile: car j'avois eu soin de le choisir
+fort gros et fort prčs. _Depuis lors je n'ai plus doubté de mon
+salut._ Je ne sais, en me rappelant ce trait, si je dois rire ou
+gémir sur moimęme.'--_Les Confessions, Partie I. Livre VI._
+
+Now, really, if Rousseau thought fit to try such tremendous appeals by
+taking 'a shy' at any random object, he should have governed his
+sortilegy (for such it may be called) with something more like equity.
+Fair play is a jewel: and in such a case, a man is supposed to play
+against an adverse party hid in darkness. To shy at a cow within six
+feet distance gives no chance at all to his dark antagonist. A pigeon
+rising from a trap at a suitable distance might be thought a
+_sincere_ staking of the interest at issue: but, as to the massy
+stem of a tree 'fort gros et fort prčs'--the sarcasm of a Roman emperor
+applies, that to miss under such conditions implied an original genius
+for stupidity, and to hit was no trial of the case. After all, the
+sentimentalist had youth to plead in apology for this extravagance. He
+was hypochondriacal; he was in solitude; and he was possessed by gloomy
+imaginations from the works of a society in the highest public credit.
+But most readers will be aware of similar appeals to the mysteries of
+Providence, made in public by illustrious sectarians, speaking from the
+solemn station of a pulpit. We forbear to quote cases of this nature,
+though really existing in print, because we feel that the blasphemy of
+such anecdotes is more revolting and more painful to pious minds than
+the absurdity is amusing. Meantime it must not be forgotten, that the
+principle concerned, though it may happen to disgust men when
+associated with ludicrous circumstances, is, after all, the very same
+which has latently governed very many modes of ordeal, or judicial
+inquiry; and which has been adopted, blindly, as a moral rule, or
+canon, equally by the blindest of the Pagans, the most fanatical of the
+Jews, and the most enlightened of the Christians. It proceeds upon the
+assumption that man by his actions puts a question to Heaven; and that
+Heaven answers by the event. Lucan, in a well known passage, takes it
+for granted that the cause of Cćsar had the approbation of the gods.
+And why? Simply from the event. It was notoriously the triumphant
+cause. It was victorious, (_victrix_ causa Deis placuit; sed
+_victa_ Catoni.) It was the '_victrix_ causa;' and, _as_ such,
+simply because it was 'victrix,' it had a right in his eyes to
+postulate the divine favor as mere matter of necessary interference:
+whilst, on the other hand, the _victa causa_, though it seemed to
+Lucan sanctioned by human virtue in the person of Cato, stood
+unappealably condemned. This mode of reasoning may strike the reader as
+merely Pagan. Not at all. In England, at the close of the Parliamentary
+war, it was generally argued--that Providence had decided the question
+against the Royalists by the mere fact of the issue. Milton himself,
+with all his high-toned morality, uses this argument as irrefragable:
+which is odd, were it only on this account--that the issue ought
+necessarily to have been held for a time as merely hypothetic, and
+liable to be set aside by possible counter-issues through one
+generation at the least. But the capital argument against such doctrine
+is to be found in the New Testament. Strange that Milton should
+overlook, and strange that moralists in general have overlooked, the
+sudden arrest given to this dangerous but most prevalent mode of
+reasoning by the Founder of our faith. He first, he last, taught to his
+astonished disciples the new truth--at that time the astounding truth--
+that no relation exists between the immediate practical events of
+things on the one side, and divine sentences on the other. There was no
+presumption, he teaches them, against a man's favor with God, or that
+of his parents, because he happened to be afflicted to extremity with
+bodily disease. There was no shadow of an argument for believing a
+party of men criminal objects of heavenly wrath because upon them, by
+fatal preference, a tower had fallen, and because _their_ bodies
+were exclusively mangled. How little can it be said that Christianity
+has yet developed the fulness of its power, when kings and senates so
+recently acted under a total oblivion of this great though novel
+Christian doctrine, and would do so still, were it not that religious
+arguments have been banished by the progress of manners from the field
+of political discussion.
+
+But, quitting this province of the ominous, where it is made the object
+of a direct personal inquest, whether by private or by national trials,
+or the sortilegy of events, let us throw our eyes over the broader
+field of omens, as they offer themselves spontaneously to those who do
+not seek, or would even willingly evade them. There are few of these,
+perhaps none, which are not universal in their authority, though every
+land in turn fancies them (like its proverbs) of local prescription and
+origin. The death-watch extends from England to Cashmere, and across
+India diagonally to the remotest nook of Bengal, over a three thousand
+miles' distance from the entrance of the Indian Punjaub. A hare
+crossing a man's path on starting in the morning, has been held in all
+countries alike to prognosticate evil in the course of that day. Thus,
+in the _Confessions of a Thug_, (which is partially built on a
+real judicial document, and everywhere conforms to the usages of
+Hindostan,) the hero of the horrid narrative [Footnote: '_The hero of
+the horrid narrative_.'--Horrid it certainly is; and one incident in
+every case gives a demoniacal air of coolness to the hellish
+atrocities, viz the regular forwarding of the _bheels_, or grave-
+diggers. But else the tale tends too much to monotony; and for a reason
+which ought to have checked the author in carrying on the work to three
+volumes, namely, that although there is much dramatic variety in the
+circumstances of the several cases, there is none in the catastrophes.
+The brave man and the coward, the erect spirit fighting to the last,
+and the poor creature that despairs from the first,--all are confounded
+in one undistinguishing end by sudden strangulation. This was the
+original defect of the plan. The sudden surprise, and the scientific
+noosing as with a Chilian _lasso_, constituted in fact a main
+feature of Thuggee. But still, the gradual theatrical arrangement of
+each Thug severally by the side of a victim, must often have roused
+violent suspicion, and that in time to intercept the suddenness of the
+murder. Now, for the sake of the dramatic effect, this interception
+ought more often to have been introduced, else the murders are but so
+many blind surprises as if in sleep.] charges some disaster of his own
+upon having neglected such an omen of the morning. The same belief
+operated in Pagan Italy. The same omen announced to Lord Lindsay's Arab
+attendants in the desert the approach of some disaster, which partially
+happened in the morning. And a Highlander of the 42d Regiment, in his
+printed memoirs, notices the same harbinger of evil as having crossed
+his own path on a day of personal disaster in Spain.
+
+Birds are even more familiarly associated with such ominous warnings.
+This chapter in the great volume of superstition was indeed cultivated
+with unusual solicitude amongst the Pagans--_ornithomancy_ grew
+into an elaborate science. But if every rule and distinction upon the
+number and the position of birds, whether to the right or the left, had
+been collected from our own village matrons amongst ourselves, it would
+appear that no more of this Pagan science had gone to wreck than must
+naturally follow the difference between a believing and a disbelieving
+government. Magpies are still of awful authority in village life,
+according to their number, &c.; for a striking illustration of which we
+may refer the reader to Sir Walter Scott's _Demonology_, reported
+not at second-hand, but from Sir Walter's personal communication with
+some seafaring fellow-traveller in a stage-coach.
+
+Among the ancient stories of the same class is one which we shall
+repeat--having reference to that Herod Agrippa, grandson of Herod the
+Great, before whom St. Paul made his famous apology at Cćsarea. This
+Agrippa, overwhelmed by debts, had fled from Palestine to Rome in the
+latter years of Tiberius. His mother's interest with the widow of
+Germanicus procured him a special recommendation to her son Caligula.
+Viewing this child and heir of the popular Germanicus as the rising
+sun, Agrippa had been too free in his language. True, the uncle of
+Germanicus was the reigning prince; but he was old, and breaking up.
+True, the son of Germanicus was not yet on the throne; but he soon
+would be; and Agrippa was rash enough to call the Emperor a
+_superannuated old fellow_, and even to wish for his death.
+Sejanus was now dead and gone; but there was no want of spies: and a
+certain Macro reported his words to Tiberius. Agrippa was in
+consequence arrested; the Emperor himself condescending to point out
+the noble Jew to the officer on duty. The case was a gloomy one, if
+Tiberius should happen to survive much longer: and the story of the
+omen proceeds thus:--'Now Agrippa stood in his bonds before the
+Imperial palace, and in his affliction leaned against a certain tree,
+upon the boughs of which it happened that a bird had alighted which the
+Romans call _bubo_, or the owl. All this was steadfastly observed
+by a German prisoner, who asked a soldier what might be the name and
+offence of that man habited in purple. Being told that the man's name
+was Agrippa, and that he was a Jew of high rank, who had given a
+personal offence to the Emperor, the German asked permission to go near
+and address him; which being granted, he spoke thus:--"This disaster, I
+doubt not, young man, is trying to your heart; and perhaps you will not
+believe me when I announce to you beforehand the providential
+deliverance which is impending. However, this much I will say--and for
+my sincerity let me appeal to my native gods, as well as to the gods of
+this Rome, who have brought us both into trouble--that no selfish
+objects prompt me to this revelation--for a revelation it is--and to
+the following effect:--It is fated that you shall not long remain in
+chains. Your deliverance will be speedy; you shall be raised to the
+very highest rank and power; you shall be the object of as much envy as
+now you are of pity; you shall retain your prosperity till death; and
+you shall transmit that prosperity to your children. But"--and there
+the German paused. Agrippa was agitated; the bystanders were attentive;
+and after a time, the German, pointing solemnly to the bird, proceeded
+thus:--"But this remember heedfully--that, when next you see the bird
+which now perches above your head, you will have only five days longer
+to live! This event will be surely accomplished by that same mysterious
+god who has thought fit to send the bird as a warning sign; and you,
+when you come to your glory, do not forget me that foreshadowed it in
+your humiliation."' The story adds, that Agrippa affected to laugh when
+the German concluded; after which it goes on to say, that in a few
+weeks, being delivered by the death of Tiberius; being released from
+prison by the very prince on whose account he had incurred the risk;
+being raised to a tetrarchy, and afterwards to the kingdom of all
+Judea; coming into all the prosperity which had been promised to him by
+the German; and not losing any part of his interest at Rome through the
+assassination of his patron Caligula--he began to look back
+respectfully to the words of the German, and forwards with anxiety to
+the second coming of the bird. Seven years of sunshine had now slipped
+away as silently as a dream. A great festival, shows and vows, was on
+the point of being celebrated in honor of Claudius Cćsar, at Strato's
+Tower, otherwise called Cćsarea, the Roman metropolis of Palestine.
+Duty and policy alike required that the king of the land should go down
+and unite in this mode of religious homage to the emperor. He did so;
+and on the second morning of the festival, by way of doing more
+conspicuous honor to the great solemnity, he assumed a very sumptuous
+attire of silver armor, burnished so highly as to throw back a dazzling
+glare from the sun's morning beams upon the upturned eyes of the vast
+multitude around him. Immediately from the sycophantish part of the
+crowd, of whom a vast majority were Pagans, ascended a cry of
+glorification as to some manifestation of Deity. Agrippa, gratified by
+this success of his new apparel, and by this flattery, not unusual in
+the case of kings, had not the firmness (though a Jew, and conscious of
+the wickedness, greater in himself than in the heathen crowd,) to
+reject the blasphemous homage. Voices of adoration continued to ascend;
+when suddenly, looking upward to the vast awnings prepared for
+screening the audience from the noonday heats, the king perceived the
+same ominous bird which he had seen at Rome in the day of his
+affliction, seated quietly, and looking down upon himself. In that same
+moment an icy pang shot through his intestines. He was removed into the
+palace; and at the end of five days, completely worn out by pain,
+Agrippa expired in the 54th year of his age, and the seventh of his
+sovereign power.
+
+Whether the bird, here described as an owl, was really such, may be
+doubted, considering the narrow nomenclature of the Romans for all
+zoological purposes, and the total indifference of the Roman mind to
+all distinctions in natural history which are not upon the very largest
+scale. We should much suspect that the bird was a magpie. Meantime,
+speaking of ornithoscopy in relation to Jews, we remember another story
+in that subdivision of the subject which it may be worth while
+repeating; not merely on its own account, as wearing a fine oriental
+air, but also for the correction which it suggests to a very common
+error.
+
+In some period of Syrian warfare, a large military detachment was
+entering at some point of Syria from the desert of the Euphrates. At
+the head of the whole array rode two men of some distinction: one was
+an augur of high reputation, the other was a Jew called Mosollam, a man
+of admirable beauty, a matchless horseman, an unerring archer, and
+accomplished in all martial arts. As they were now first coming within
+enclosed grounds, after a long march in the wilderness, the augur was
+most anxious to inaugurate the expedition by some considerable omen.
+Watching anxiously, therefore, he soon saw a bird of splendid plumage
+perching on a low wall. 'Halt!' he said to the advanced guard: and all
+drew up in a line. At that moment of silence and expectation, Mosollam,
+slightly turning himself in his saddle, drew his bow-string to his ear;
+his Jewish hatred of Pagan auguries burned within him; his inevitable
+shaft went right to its mark, and the beautiful bird fell dead. The
+augur turned round in fury. But the Jew laughed at him. 'This bird, you
+say, should have furnished us with omens of our future fortunes. But
+had he known anything of his own, he would never have perched where he
+did, or have come within the range of Mosollam's archery. How should
+that bird know our destiny, who did not know that it was his own to be
+shot by Mosollam the Jew?'
+
+Now, this is a most common but a most erroneous way of arguing. In a
+case of this kind, the bird was not supposed to have any conscious
+acquaintance with futurity, either for his own benefit or that of
+others. But even where such a consciousness may be supposed, as in the
+case of oneiromancy, or prophecy by means of dreams, it must be
+supposed limited, and the more limited in a personal sense as they are
+illimitable in a sublime one. Who imagines that, because a Daniel or
+Ezekiel foresaw the grand revolutions of the earth, therefore they must
+or could have foreseen the little details of their own ordinary life?
+And even descending from that perfect inspiration to the more doubtful
+power of augury amongst the Pagans, (concerning which the most eminent
+of theologians have held very opposite theories,) one thing is certain,
+that, so long as we entertain such pretensions, or discuss them at all,
+we must take them with the principle of those who professed such arts,
+not with principles of our own arbitrary invention.
+
+One example will make this clear:--There are in England [Footnote:
+'_There are in England_'--Especially in Somersetshire, and for
+twenty miles round Wrington, the birthplace of Locke. Nobody sinks for
+wells without their advice. We ourselves knew an amiable and
+accomplished Scottish family, who, at an estate called Belmadrothie, in
+memory of a similar property in Ross shire, built a house in
+Somersetshire, and resolved to find water without help from the jowser.
+But after sinking to a greater depth than ever had been known before,
+and spending nearly Ł200, they were finally obliged to consult the
+jowser, who found water at once.] a class of men who practise the Pagan
+rhabdomancy in a limited sense. They carry a rod or rhabdos
+(_rhabdos_) of willow: this they hold horizontally; and by the
+bending of the rod towards the ground they discover the favorable
+places for sinking wells; a matter of considerable importance in a
+province so ill-watered as the northern district of Somersetshire, &c.
+These people are locally called _jowsers_; and it is probable,
+that from the suspicion with which their art has been usually regarded
+amongst people of education, as a mere legerdemain trick of
+Dousterswivel's, is derived the slang word to _chouse_ for _swindle_.
+Meantime, the experimental evidences of a real practical skill in these
+men, and the enlarged compass of speculation in these days, have led
+many enlightened people to a Stoic _epochey_, or suspension of
+judgment, on the reality of this somewhat mysterious art. Now, in the
+East, there are men who make the same pretensions in a more showy
+branch of the art. It is not water, but treasures which they profess to
+find by some hidden kind of rhabdomancy. The very existence of
+treasures with us is reasonably considered a thing of improbable
+occurrence. But in the unsettled East, and with the low valuation of
+human life wherever Mahometanism prevails, insecurity and other causes
+must have caused millions of such deposits in every century to have
+perished as to any knowledge of survivors. The sword has been moving
+backwards and forwards, for instance, like a weaver's shuttle, since
+the time of Mahmoud the Ghaznevide, [Footnote: Mahmood of Ghizni,
+which, under the European name of Ghaznee, was so recently taken in one
+hour by our Indian army under Lord Keane Mahmood was the first
+Mahometan invader of Hindostan.] in Anno Domini 1000, in the vast
+regions between the Tigris, the Oxus, and the Indus. Regularly as it
+approached, gold and jewels must have sunk by whole harvests into the
+ground. A certain per centage has been doubtless recovered: a larger
+per centage has disappeared for ever. Hence naturally the jealousy of
+barbarous Orientals that we Europeans, in groping amongst pyramids,
+sphynxes, and tombs, are looking for buried treasures. The wretches are
+not so wide astray in what they believe as in what they disbelieve. The
+treasures do really exist which they fancy; but then also the other
+treasures in the glorious antiquities have that existence for our sense
+of beauty which to their brutality is inconceivable. In these
+circumstances, why should it surprise us that men will pursue the
+science of discovery as a regular trade? Many discoveries of treasure
+are doubtless made continually, which, for obvious reasons, are
+communicated to nobody. Some proportion there must be between the
+sowing of such grain as diamonds or emeralds, and the subsequent
+reaping, whether by accident or by art. For, with regard to the last,
+it is no more impossible, _prima fronte_, that a substance may exist
+having an occult sympathy with subterraneous water or subterraneous
+gold, than that the magnet should have a sympathy (as yet occult) with
+the northern pole of our planet.
+
+The first flash of careless thought applied to such a case will
+suggest, that men holding powers of this nature need not offer their
+services for hire to others. And this, in fact, is the objection
+universally urged by us Europeans as decisive against their
+pretensions. Their knavery, it is fancied, stands self-recorded; since,
+assuredly, they would not be willing to divide their subterranean
+treasures, if they knew of any. But the men are not in such self-
+contradiction as may seem. Lady Hester Stanhope, from the better
+knowledge she had acquired of Oriental opinions, set Dr. Madden right
+on this point. The Oriental belief is that a fatality attends the
+appropriator of a treasure in any case where he happens also to be the
+discoverer. Such a person, it is held, will die soon, and suddenly--so
+that he is compelled to seek his remuneration from the wages or fees of
+his employers, not from the treasure itself.
+
+Many more secret laws are held sacred amongst the professors of that
+art than that which was explained by Lady Hester Stanhope. These we
+shall not enter upon at present: but generally we may remark, that the
+same practices of subterranean deposits, during our troubled periods in
+Europe, led to the same superstitions. And it may be added, that the
+same error has arisen in both cases as to some of these superstitions.
+How often must it have struck people of liberal feelings, as a
+scandalous proof of the preposterous value set upon riches by poor men,
+that ghosts should popularly be supposed to rise and wander for the
+sake of revealing the situations of buried treasures. For ourselves, we
+have been accustomed to view this popular belief in the light of an
+argument for pity rather than for contempt towards poor men, as
+indicating the extreme pressure of that necessity which could so have
+demoralized their natural sense of truth. But certainly, in whatever
+feelings originating, such popular superstitions as to motives of
+ghostly missions did seem to argue a deplorable misconception of the
+relation subsisting between the spiritual world and the perishable
+treasures of this perishable world. Yet, when we look into the Eastern
+explanations of this case, we find that it is meant to express, not any
+overvaluation of riches, but the direct contrary passion. A human
+spirit is punished--such is the notion--punished in the spiritual world
+for excessive attachment to gold, by degradation to the office of its
+guardian; and from this office the tortured spirit can release itself
+only by revealing the treasure and transferring the custody. It is a
+penal martyrdom, not an elective passion for gold, which is thus
+exemplified in the wanderings of a treasure-ghost.
+
+But, in a field where of necessity we are so much limited, we willingly
+pass from the consideration of these treasure or _khasne_ phantoms
+(which alone sufficiently ensure a swarm of ghostly terrors for all
+Oriental ruins of cities,) to the same marvellous apparitions, as they
+haunt other solitudes even more awful than those of ruined cities. In
+this world there are two mighty forms of perfect solitude--the ocean
+and the desert: the wilderness of the barren sands, and the wilderness
+of the barren waters. Both are the parents of inevitable superstitions
+--of terrors, solemn, ineradicable, eternal. Sailors and the children
+of the desert are alike overrun with spiritual hauntings, from
+accidents of peril essentially connected with those modes of life, and
+from the eternal spectacle of the infinite. Voices seem to blend with
+the raving of the sea, which will for ever impress the feeling of
+beings more than human: and every chamber of the great wilderness
+which, with little interruption, stretches from the Euphrates to the
+western shores of Africa, has its own peculiar terrors both as to
+sights and sounds. In the wilderness of Zin, between Palestine and the
+Red Sea, a section of the desert well known in these days to our own
+countrymen, bells are heard daily pealing for matins, or for vespers,
+from some phantom convent that no search of Christian or of Bedouin
+Arab has ever been able to discover. These bells have sounded since the
+Crusades. Other sounds, trumpets, the _Alala_ of armies, &c., are
+heard in other regions of the Desert. Forms, also, are seen of more
+people than have any right to be walking in human paths: sometimes
+forms of avowed terror; sometimes, which is a case of far more danger,
+appearances that mimic the shapes of men, and even of friends or
+comrades. This is a case much dwelt on by the old travellers, and which
+throws a gloom over the spirits of all Bedouins, and of every cafila or
+caravan. We all know what a sensation of loneliness or 'eeriness' (to
+use an expressive term of the ballad poetry) arises to any small party
+assembling in a single room of a vast desolate mansion: how the timid
+among them fancy continually that they hear some remote door opening,
+or trace the sound of suppressed footsteps from some distant staircase.
+Such is the feeling in the desert, even in the midst of the caravan.
+The mighty solitude is seen: the dread silence is anticipated which
+will succeed to this brief transit of men, camels, and horses. Awe
+prevails even in the midst of society: but, if the traveller should
+loiter behind from fatigue, or be so imprudent as to ramble aside--
+should he from any cause once lose sight of his party, it is held that
+his chance is small of recovering their traces. And why? Not chiefly
+from the want of footmarks where the wind effaces all impressions in
+half an hour, or of eyemarks where all is one blank ocean of sand, but
+much more from the sounds or the visual appearances which are supposed
+to beset and to seduce all insulated wanderers.
+
+Everybody knows the superstitions of the ancients about the
+_Nympholeptoi_, or those who had seen Pan. But far more awful and
+gloomy are the existing superstitions, throughout Asia and Africa, as
+to the perils of those who are phantom-haunted in the wilderness. The
+old Venetian traveller Marco Polo states them well: he speaks, indeed,
+of the Eastern or Tartar deserts; the steppes which stretch from
+European Russia to the footsteps of the Chinese throne; but exactly the
+same creed prevails amongst the Arabs, from Bagdad to Suez and Cairo--
+from Rosetta to Tunis--Tunis to Timbuctoo or Mequinez. 'If, during the
+daytime,' says he, 'any person should remain behind until the caravan
+is no longer in sight, he hears himself unexpectedly called to by name,
+and in a voice with which he is familiar. Not doubting that the voice
+proceeds from some of his comrades, the unhappy man is beguiled from
+the right direction; and soon finding himself utterly confounded as to
+the path, he roams about in distraction until he perishes miserably.
+If, on the other hand, this perilous separation of himself from the
+caravan should happen at night, he is sure to hear the uproar of a
+great cavalcade a mile or two to the right or left of the true track.
+He is thus seduced on one side: and at break of day finds himself far
+removed from man. Nay, even at noon-day, it is well known that grave
+and respectable men to all appearance will come up to a particular
+traveller, will bear the look of a friend, and will gradually lure him
+by earnest conversation to a distance from the caravan; after which the
+sounds of men and camels will be heard continually at all points but
+the true one; whilst an insensible turning by the tenth of an inch at
+each separate step from the true direction will very soon suffice to
+set the traveller's face to the opposite point of the compass from that
+which his safety requires, and which his fancy represents to him as his
+real direction. Marvellous, indeed, and almost passing belief, are the
+stories reported of these desert phantoms, which are said at times to
+fill the air with choral music from all kinds of instruments, from
+drums, and the clash of arms: so that oftentimes a whole caravan are
+obliged to close up their open ranks, and to proceed in a compact line
+of march.'
+
+Lord Lindsay, in his very interesting travels in Egypt, Edom, &c.,
+agrees with Warton in supposing (and probably enough) that from this
+account of the desert traditions in Marco Polo was derived Milton's
+fine passage in Comus:--
+
+ 'Of calling shapes, and beckoning shadows dire,
+ And aery tongues that syllable men's names
+ On sands, and shores, and desert wildernesses.'
+
+But the most remarkable of these desert superstitions, as suggested by
+the mention of Lord Lindsay, is one which that young nobleman, in some
+place which we cannot immediately find, has noticed, but which he only
+was destined by a severe personal loss immediately to illustrate. Lord
+L. quotes from Vincent le Blanc an anecdote of a man in his own
+caravan, the companion of an Arab merchant, who disappeared in a
+mysterious manner. Four Moors, with a retaining fee of 100 ducats, were
+sent in quest of him, but came back _re infecta_. 'And 'tis
+uncertain,' adds Le Blanc, 'whether he was swallowed up in the sands,
+or met his death by any other misfortune; as it often happens, by the
+relation of a merchant then in our company, who told us, that two years
+before, traversing the same journey, a comrade of his, going a little
+aside from the company, saw three men who called him by his name; and
+one of them, to his thinking, favored very much his companion; and, as
+he was about to follow them, his real companion calling him to come
+back to his company, he found himself deceived by the others, and thus
+was saved. And all travellers in these parts hold, that in the deserts
+are many such phantasms seen, that strive to seduce the traveller.'
+Thus far it is the traveller's own fault, warned as he is continually
+by the extreme anxiety of the Arab leaders or guides, with respect to
+all who stray to any distance, if he is duped or enticed by these
+pseudo-men: though, in the case of Lapland dogs, who ought to have a
+surer instinct of detection for counterfeits, we know from Sir Capel de
+Broke and others, that they are continually wiled away by the wolves
+who roam about the nightly encampments of travellers. But there is a
+secondary disaster, according to the Arab superstition, awaiting those
+whose eyes are once opened to the discernment of these phantoms. To see
+them, or to hear them, even where the traveller is careful to refuse
+their lures, entails the certainty of death in no long time. This is
+another form of that universal faith which made it impossible for any
+man to survive a bodily commerce, by whatever sense, with a spiritual
+being. We find it in the Old Testament, where the expression, 'I have
+seen God and shall die,' means simply a supernatural being; since no
+Hebrew believed it possible for a nature purely human to sustain for a
+moment the sight of the Infinite Being. We find the same faith amongst
+ourselves, in case of _doppelgänger_ becoming apparent to the
+sight of those whom they counterfeit; and in many other varieties. We
+modern Europeans, of course, laugh at these superstitions; though, as
+La Place remarks, (_Essai sur les Probabilités_,) any case,
+however apparently incredible, if it is a recurrent case, is as much
+entitled to a fair valuation as if it had been more probable
+beforehand.[Footnote: _'Is as much entitled to a fair valuation,
+under the lans of induction, as if it had been more probable
+beforehand'_--One of the cases which La Place notices as entitled to
+a grave consideration, but which would most assuredly be treated as a
+trivial phenomenon, unworthy of attention, by commonplace spectators,
+is--when a run of success, with no apparent cause, takes place on heads
+or tails, (_pile ou croix_) Most people dismiss such a case as
+pure accident. But La Place insists on its being duly valued as a fact,
+however unaccountable as an effect. So again, if in a large majority of
+experiences like those of Lord Lindsay's party in the desert, death
+should follow, such a phenomenon is as well entitled to its separate
+valuation as any other.] This being premised, we who connect
+superstition with the personal result, are more impressed by the
+disaster which happened to Lord Lindsay, than his lordship, who either
+failed to notice the _nexus_ between the events, or possibly
+declined to put the case too forward in his reader's eye, from the
+solemnity of the circumstances, and the private interest to himself and
+his own family, of the subsequent event. The case was this:--Mr.
+William Wardlaw Ramsay, the companion (and we believe relative) of Lord
+Lindsay, a man whose honorable character, and whose intellectual
+accomplishments speak for themselves, in the posthumus memorabilia of
+his travels published by Lord L., had seen an array of objects in the
+desert, which facts immediately succeeding demonstrated to have been a
+mere ocular _lusus_, or (according to Arab notions) phantoms.
+During the absence from home of an Arab sheikh, who had been hired as
+conductor of Lord Lindsay's party, a hostile tribe (bearing the name of
+Tellaheens) had assaulted and pillaged his tents. Report of this had
+reached the English travelling party; it was known that the Tellaheens
+were still in motion, and a hostile rencounter was looked for for some
+days. At length, in crossing the well known valley of the _Wady
+Araba_, that most ancient channel of communication between the Red
+Sea and Judea, &c., Mr. Ramsay saw, to his own entire conviction, a
+party of horse moving amongst some sand-hills. Afterwards it became
+certain, from accurate information, that this must have been a
+delusion. It was established, that no horseman _could_ have been
+in that neighborhood at that time. Lord Lindsay records the case as an
+illustration of 'that spiritualized tone the imagination naturally
+assumes, in scenes presenting so little sympathy with the ordinary
+feelings of humanity;' and he reports the case in these pointed terms:
+--'Mr. Ramsay, a man of remarkably strong sight, and by no means
+disposed to superstitious credulity, distinctly saw a party of horse
+moving among the sand-hills; and I do not believe he was ever able to
+divest himself of that impression.' No--and, according to Arab
+interpretation, very naturally so; for, according to their faith, he
+really _had_ seen the horsemen; phantom horseman certainly, but
+still objects of sight. The sequel remains to be told--by the Arabian
+hypothesis, Mr. Ramsay had but a short time to live--he was under a
+secret summons to the next world. And accordingly, in a few weeks after
+this, whilst Lord Lindsay had gone to visit Palmyra, Mr. Ramsay died at
+Damascus.
+
+This was a case exactly corresponding to the Pagan _nympholepsis_
+--he had seen the beings whom it is not lawful to see and live. Another
+case of Eastern superstition, not less determined, and not less
+remarkably fulfilled, occurred some years before to Dr. Madden, who
+travelled pretty much in the same route as Lord Lindsay. The doctor, as
+a phrenologist, had been struck with the very singular conformation of
+a skull which he saw amongst many others on an altar in some Syrian
+convent. He offered a considerable sum in gold for it; but it was by
+repute the skull of a saint; and the monk with whom Dr. M. attempted to
+negotiate, not only refused his offers, but protested that even for the
+doctor's sake, apart from the interests of the convent, he could not
+venture on such a transfer: for that, by the tradition attached to it,
+the skull would endanger any vessel carrying it from the Syrian shore:
+the vessel might escape; but it would never succeed in reaching any but
+a Syrian harbor. After this, for the credit of our country, which
+stands so high in the East, and should be so punctiliously tended by
+all Englishmen, we are sorry to record that Dr. Madden (though
+otherwise a man of scrupulous honor) yielded to the temptation of
+substituting for the saint's skull another less remarkable from his own
+collection. With this saintly relic he embarked on board a Grecian
+ship; was alternately pursued and met by storms the most violent;
+larboard and starboard, on every quarter, he was buffeted; the wind
+blew from every point of the compass; the doctor honestly confesses
+that he often wished this baleful skull back in safety on the quiet
+altar from which he took it; and finally, after many days of anxiety,
+he was too happy in finding himself again restored to some oriental
+port, from which he secretly vowed never again to sail with a saint's
+skull, or with any skull, however remarkable phrenologically, not
+purchased in an open market.
+
+Thus we have pursued, through many of its most memorable sections, the
+spirit of the miraculous as it moulded and gathered itself in the
+superstitions of Paganism; and we have shown that, in the modern
+superstitions of Christianity, or of Mahometanism, (often enough
+borrowed from Christian sources,) there is a pretty regular
+correspondence. Speaking with a reference to the strictly popular
+belief, it cannot be pretended for a moment, that miraculous agencies
+are slumbering in modern ages. For one superstition of that nature
+which the Pagans had, we can produce twenty. And if, from the collation
+of numbers, we should pass to that of quality, it is a matter of
+notoriety, that from the very philosophy of Paganism, and its slight
+root in the terrors or profounder mysteries of spiritual nature, no
+comparison could be sustained for a moment between the true religion
+and any mode whatever of the false. Ghosts we have purposely omitted,
+because that idea is so peculiarly Christian [Footnote: '_Because
+that idea is so peculiarly Christian_'--One reason, additional to
+the main one, why the idea of a ghost could not be conceived or
+reproduced by Paganism, lies in the fourfold resolution of the human
+nature at death, viz.--1. _corpus_; 2. _manes_; 3. _spiritus_;
+4. _anima_. No reversionary consciousness, no restitution of the total
+nature, sentient and active, was thus possible. Pliny has a story which
+looks like a ghost story; but it is all moonshine--a mere
+_simulacrum_.] as to reject all counterparts or affinities from other
+modes of the supernatural. The Christian ghost is too awful a presence,
+and with too large a substratum of the real, the impassioned, the
+human, for our present purposes. We deal chiefly with the wilder and
+more ćrial forms of superstition; not so far off from fleshly nature as
+the purely allegoric--not so near as the penal, the purgatorial, the
+penitential. In this middle class, 'Gabriel's hounds'--the 'phantom
+ship'--the gloomy legends of the charcoal burners in the German
+forests--and the local or epichorial superstitions from every district
+of Europe, come forward by thousands, attesting the high activity of
+the miraculous and the hyperphysical instincts, even in this
+generation, wheresoever the voice of the people makes itself heard.
+
+But in Pagan times, it will be objected, the popular superstitions
+blended themselves with the highest political functions, gave a
+sanction to national counsels, and oftentimes gave their starting point
+to the very primary movements of the state. Prophecies, omens,
+miracles, all worked concurrently with senates or princes. Whereas in
+our days, says Charles Lamb, the witch who takes her pleasure with the
+moon, and summons Beelzebub to her sabbaths, nevertheless trembles
+before the beadle, and hides herself from the overseer. Now, as to the
+witch, even the horrid Canidia of Horace, or the more dreadful Erichtho
+of Lucan, seems hardly to have been much respected in any era. But for
+the other modes of the supernatural, they have entered into more
+frequent combinations with state functions and state movements in our
+modern ages than in the classical age of Paganism. Look at prophecies,
+for example: the Romans had a few obscure oracles afloat, and they had
+the Sibylline books under the state seal. These books, in fact, had
+been kept so long, that, like port wine superannuated, they had lost
+their flavor and body. [Footnote: '_Like port wine superannuated, the
+Sibylline books had lost their flavor and their body_.'--There is an
+allegoric description in verse, by Mr. Rogers, of an ice-house, in
+which winter is described as a captive, &c., which is memorable on this
+account, that a brother poet, on reading the passage, mistook it, (from
+not understanding the allegorical expressions,) either sincerely or
+maliciously, for a description of the house-dog. Now, this little
+anecdote seems to embody the poor Sibyl's history,--from a stern icy
+sovereign, with a petrific mace, she lapsed into an old toothless
+mastiff. She continued to snore in her ancient kennel for above a
+thousand years. The last person who attempted to stir her up with a
+long pole, and to extract from her paralytic dreaming some growls or
+snarls against Christianity, was Aurelian, in a moment of public panic.
+But the thing was past all tampering. The poor creature could neither
+be kicked nor coaxed into vitality.] On the other hand, look at France.
+Henry the historian, speaking of the fifteenth century, describes it as
+a national infirmity of the English to be prophecy-ridden. Perhaps
+there never was any foundation for this as an exclusive remark; but
+assuredly not in the next century. There had been with us British, from
+the twelfth century, Thomas of Ercildoune in the north, and many
+monkish local prophets for every part of the island; but latterly
+England had no terrific prophet, unless, indeed Nixon of the Vale Royal
+in Cheshire, who uttered his dark oracles sometimes with a merely
+Cestrian, sometimes with a national reference. Whereas in France,
+throughout the sixteenth century, every principal event was foretold
+successively, with an accuracy that still shocks and confounds us.
+Francis the First, who opens the century, (and by many is held to open
+the book of _modern history_, as distinguished from the middle or
+_feudal_ history,) had the battle of Pavia foreshown to him, not
+by name, but in its results--by his own Spanish captivity--by the
+exchange for his own children upon a frontier river of Spain--finally,
+by his own disgraceful death, through an infamous disease conveyed to
+him under a deadly circuit of revenge. This king's son, Henry the
+Second, read some years _before_ the event a description of that
+tournament, on the marriage of the Scottish Queen with his eldest son,
+Francis II., which proved fatal to himself, through the awkwardness of
+the Compte de Montgomery and his own obstinacy. After this, and we
+believe a little after the brief reign of Francis II., arose
+Nostradamus, the great prophet of the age. All the children of Henry
+II. and of Catharine de Medici, one after the other, died in
+circumstances of suffering and horror, and Nostradamus pursued the
+whole with ominous allusions. Charles IX., though the authorizer of the
+Bartholomew massacre, was the least guilty of his party, and the only
+one who manifested a dreadful remorse. Henry III., the last of the
+brothers, died, as the reader will remember, by assassination. And all
+these tragic successions of events are still to be read more or less
+dimly prefigured in verses of which we will not here discuss the dates.
+Suffice it, that many authentic historians attest the good faith of the
+prophets; and finally, with respect to the first of the Bourbon
+dynasty, Henry IV., who succeeded upon the assassination of his
+brother-in-law, we have the peremptory assurance of Sully and other
+Protestants, countersigned by writers both historical and
+controversial, that not only was he prepared, by many warnings, for his
+own tragical death--not only was the day, the hour prefixed--not only
+was an almanac sent to him, in which the bloody summer's day of 1610
+was pointed out to his attention in bloody colors; but the mere record
+of the king's last afternoon shows beyond a doubt the extent and the
+punctual limitation of his anxieties. In fact, it is to this attitude
+of listening expectation in the king, and breathless waiting for the
+blow, that Schiller alludes in that fine speech of Wallenstein to his
+sister, where he notices the funeral knells that sounded continually in
+Henry's ears, and, above all, his prophetic instinct, that caught the
+sound from a far distance of his murderer's motions, and could
+distinguish, amidst all the tumult of a mighty capital, those stealthy
+steps
+
+ ----'Which even then were seeking him
+ Throughout the streets of Paris.'
+
+We profess not to admire Henry the Fourth of France, whose secret
+character we shall, on some other occasion, attempt to expose. But his
+resignation to the appointments of Heaven, in dismissing his guards, as
+feeling that against a danger so domestic and so mysterious, all
+fleshly arms were vain, has always struck us as the most like
+magnanimity of anything in his very theatrical life.
+
+Passing to our own country, and to the times immediately in succession,
+we fall upon some striking prophecies, not verbal but symbolic, if we
+turn from the broad highway of public histories, to the by-paths of
+private memories. Either Clarendon it is, in his Life (not his public
+history), or else Laud, who mentions an anecdote connected with the
+coronation of Charles I., (the son-in-law of the murdered Bourbon,)
+which threw a gloom upon the spirits of the royal friends, already
+saddened by the dreadful pestilence which inaugurated the reign of this
+ill-fated prince, levying a tribute of one life in sixteen from the
+population of the English metropolis. At the coronation of Charles, it
+was discovered that all London would not furnish the quantity of purple
+velvet required for the royal robes and the furniture of the throne.
+What was to be done? Decorum required that the furniture should be all
+_en suite_. Nearer than Genoa no considerable addition could be
+expected. That would impose a delay of 150 days. Upon mature
+consideration, and chiefly of the many private interests that would
+suffer amongst the multitudes whom such a solemnity had called up from
+the country, it was resolved to robe the King in _white_ velvet.
+But this, as it afterwards occurred, was the color in which victims
+were arrayed. And thus, it was alleged, did the King's council
+establish an augury of evil. Three other ill omens, of some celebrity,
+occurred to Charles I., viz., on occasion of creating his son Charles a
+knight of the Bath, at Oxford some years after; and at the bar of that
+tribunal which sat in judgment upon him.
+
+The reign of his second son, James II., the next reign that could be
+considered an unfortunate reign, was inaugurated by the same evil
+omens. The day selected for the coronation (in 1685) was a day
+memorable for England--it was St. George's day, the 23d of April, and
+entitled, even on a separate account, to be held a sacred day as the
+birthday of Shakspeare in 1564, and his deathday in 1616. The King
+saved a sum of sixty thousand pounds by cutting off the ordinary
+cavalcade from the Tower of London to Westminster. Even this was
+imprudent. It is well known that, amongst the lowest class of the
+English, there is an obstinate prejudice (though unsanctioned by law)
+with respect to the obligation imposed by the ceremony of coronation.
+So long as this ceremony is delayed, or mutilated, they fancy that
+their obedience is a matter of mere prudence, liable to be enforced by
+arms, but not consecrated either by law or by religion. The change made
+by James was, therefore, highly imprudent; shorn of its antique
+traditionary usages, the yoke of conscience was lightened at a moment
+when it required a double ratification. Neither was it called for on
+motives of economy, for James was unusually rich. This voluntary
+arrangement was, therefore, a bad beginning; but the accidental omens
+were worse. They are thus reported by Blennerhassett, (History of
+England to the end of George I., Vol. iv., p. 1760, printed at
+Newcastle-upon-Tyne: 1751.) 'The crown being too little for the King's
+head, was often in a tottering condition, and like to fall off.' Even
+this was observed attentively by spectators of the most opposite
+feelings. But there was another simultaneous omen, which affected the
+Protestant enthusiasts, and the superstitious, whether Catholic or
+Protestant, still more alarmingly. 'The same day the king's arms,
+pompously painted in the great altar window of a London church,
+suddenly fell down without apparent cause, and broke to pieces, whilst
+the rest of the window remained standing. Blennerhassett mutters the
+dark terrors which possessed himself and others.' 'These,' says he,
+'were reckoned ill omens to the king.'
+
+In France, as the dreadful criminality of the French sovereigns through
+the 17th century began to tell powerfully, and reproduce itself in the
+miseries and tumults of the French populace through the 18th century,
+it is interesting to note the omens which unfolded themselves at
+intervals. A volume might be written upon them. The French Bourbons
+renewed the picture of that fatal house which in Thebes offered to the
+Grecian observers the spectacle of dire auguries, emerging from
+darkness through three generations, _ŕ plusieurs reprises_.
+Everybody knows the fatal pollution of the marriage pomps on the
+reception of Marie Antoinette in Paris; the numbers who perished are
+still spoken of obscurely as to the amount, and with shuddering awe for
+the unparalleled horrors standing in the background of the fatal reign
+--horrors
+
+ 'That hush'd in grim repose, await their evening prey.'
+
+But in the life of Goethe is mentioned a still more portentous (though
+more shadowy) omen in the pictorial decorations of the arras which
+adorned the pavilion on the French frontier; the first objects which
+met the Austrian Archduchess on being hailed as Dauphiness, was a
+succession of the most tragic groups from the most awful section of the
+Grecian theatre. The next alliance of the same kind between the same
+great empires, in the persons of Napoleon and the Archduchess Marie
+Louisa, was overshadowed by the same unhappy omens, and, as we all
+remember, with the same unhappy results, within a brief period of five
+years.
+
+Or, if we should resort to the fixed and monumental rather than to
+these auguries of great nations--such, for instance, as were embodied
+in those _Palladia_, or protesting talismans, which capital
+cities, whether Pagan or Christian, glorified through a period of
+twenty-five hundred years, we shall find a long succession of these
+enchanted pledges, from the earliest precedent of Troy (whose palladium
+was undoubtedly a talisman) down to that equally memorable, and bearing
+the same name, at Western Rome. We may pass, by a vast transition of
+two and a half millennia, to that great talisman of Constantinople, the
+triple serpent, (having perhaps an original reference to the Mosaic
+serpent of the wilderness, which healed the infected by the simple act
+of looking upon it, as the symbol of the Redeemer, held aloft upon the
+Cross for the deliverance from moral contagion.) This great consecrated
+talisman, venerated equally by Christian, by Pagan, and by Mahometan,
+was struck on the head by Mahomet the Second, on that same day, May
+29th of 1453, in which he mastered by storm this glorious city, the
+bulwark of eastern Christendom, and the immediate rival of his own
+European throne at Adrianople. But mark the superfetation of omens--
+omen supervening upon omen, augury engrafted upon augury. The hour was
+a sad one for Christianity; just 720 years before the western horn of
+Islam had been rebutted in France by the Germans, chiefly under Charles
+Martel. But now it seemed as though another horn, even more vigorous,
+was preparing to assault Christendom and its hopes from the eastern
+quarter. At this epoch, in the very hour of triumph, when the last of
+the Cćsars had glorified his station, and sealed his testimony by
+martyrdom, the fanatical Sultan, riding to his stirrups in blood, and
+wielding that iron mace which had been his sole weapon, as well as
+cognizance, through the battle, advanced to the column, round which the
+triple serpent roared spirally upwards. He smote the brazen talisman;
+he shattered one head; he left it mutilated as the record of his great
+revolution; but crush it, destroy it, he did not--as a symbol
+prefiguring the fortunes of Mahometanism, his people noticed, that in
+the critical hour of fate, which stamped the Sultan's acts with
+efficacy through ages, he had been prompted by his secret genius only
+to 'scotch the snake,' not to crush it. Afterwards the fatal hour was
+gone by; and this imperfect augury has since concurred traditionally
+with the Mahometan prophecies about the Adrianople gate of
+Constantinople, to depress the ultimate hopes of Islam in the midst of
+all its insolence. The very haughtiest of the Mussulmans believe that
+the gate is already in existence, through which the red Giaours (the
+_Russi_) shall pass to the conquest of Stamboul; and that
+everywhere, in Europe at least, the hat of Frangistan is destined to
+surmount the turban--the crescent must go down before the cross.
+
+
+
+
+COLERIDGE AND OPIUM-EATING.
+
+
+What is the deadest of things earthly? It is, says the world, ever
+forward and rash--'a door-nail!' But the world is wrong. There is a
+thing deader than a door-nail, viz., Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I. Dead,
+more dead, most dead, is Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I.; and this upon
+more arguments than one. The book has clearly not completed its
+elementary act of respiration; the _systole_ of Vol. I. is
+absolutely useless and lost without the _diastole_ of that Vol.
+II., which is never to exist. That is one argument, and perhaps this
+second argument is stronger. Gillman's Coleridge, Vol. I., deals
+rashly, unjustly, and almost maliciously, with some of our own
+particular friends; and yet, until late in this summer, _Anno
+Domini_ 1844, we--that is, neither ourselves nor our friends--ever
+heard of its existence. Now a sloth, even without the benefit of Mr.
+Waterton's evidence to his character, will travel faster than that. But
+malice, which travels fastest of all things, must be dead and cold at
+starting, when it can thus have lingered in the rear for six years; and
+therefore, though the world was so far right, that people _do_
+say, 'Dead as a door-nail,' yet, henceforward, the weakest of these
+people will see the propriety of saying--'Dead as Gillman's Coleridge.'
+
+The reader of experience, on sliding over the surface of this opening
+paragraph, begins to think there's mischief singing in the upper air.
+'No, reader, not at all. We never were cooler in our days. And this we
+protest, that, were it not for the excellence of the subject,
+_Coleridge and Opium-Eating_, Mr. Gillman would have been dismissed
+by us unnoticed. Indeed, we not only forgive Mr. Gillman, but we
+have a kindness for him; and on this account, that he was good, he
+was generous, he was most forbearing, through twenty years, to poor
+Coleridge, when thrown upon his hospitality. An excellent thing
+_that_, Mr. Gillman, till, noticing the theme suggested by this
+unhappy Vol. I., we are forced at times to notice its author, Nor is
+this to be regretted. We remember a line of Horace never yet properly
+translated, viz:--
+
+ 'Nec scutica dignum horribili sectere flagello.'
+
+The true translation of which, as we assure the unlearned reader, is--
+'Nor must you pursue with the horrid knout of Christopher that man who
+merits only a switching.' Very true. We protest against all attempts to
+invoke the exterminating knout; for _that_ sends a man to the
+hospital for two months; but you see that the same judicious poet, who
+dissuades an appeal to the knout, indirectly recommends the switch,
+which, indeed, is rather pleasant than otherwise, amiably playful in
+some of its little caprices, and in its worst, suggesting only a
+pennyworth of diachylon.
+
+We begin by professing, with hearty sincerity, our fervent admiration
+of the extraordinary man who furnishes the theme for Mr. Gillman's
+_coup-d'essai_ in biography. He was, in a literary sense, our
+brother--for he also was amongst the contributors to _Blackwood_--
+and will, we presume, take his station in that Blackwood gallery of
+portraits, which, in a century hence, will possess more interest for
+intellectual Europe than any merely martial series of portraits, or any
+gallery of statesmen assembled in congress, except as regards one or
+two leaders; for defunct major-generals, and secondary diplomatists,
+when their date is past, awake no more emotion than last year's
+advertisements, or obsolete directories; whereas those who, in a stormy
+age, have swept the harps of passion, of genial wit, or of the
+wrestling and gladiatorial reason, become more interesting to men when
+they can no longer be seen as bodily agents, than even in the middle
+chorus of that intellectual music over which, living, they presided.
+
+Of this great camp Coleridge was a leader, and fought amongst the
+_primipili_; yet, comparatively, he is still unknown. Heavy,
+indeed, are the arrears still due to philosophic curiosity on the real
+merits, and on the separate merits, of Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
+Coleridge as a poet--Coleridge as a philosopher! How extensive are
+those questions, if those were all! and upon neither question have we
+yet any investigation--such as, by compass of views, by research, or
+even by earnestness of sympathy with the subject, can, or ought to
+satisfy, a philosophic demand. Blind is that man who can persuade
+himself that the interest in Coleridge, taken as a total object, is
+becoming an obsolete interest. We are of opinion that even Milton, now
+viewed from a distance of two centuries, is still inadequately judged
+or appreciated in his character of poet, of patriot and partisan, or,
+finally, in his character of accomplished scholar. But, if so, how much
+less can it be pretended that satisfaction has been rendered to the
+claims of Coleridge? for, upon Milton, libraries have been written.
+There has been time for the malice of men, for the jealousy of men, for
+the enthusiasm, the scepticism, the adoring admiration of men, to
+expand themselves! There has been room for a Bentley, for an Addison,
+for a Johnson, for a wicked Lauder, for an avenging Douglas, for an
+idolizing Chateaubriand; and yet, after all, little enough has been
+done towards any comprehensive estimate of the mighty being concerned.
+Piles of materials have been gathered to the ground; but, for the
+monument which should have risen from these materials, neither the
+first stone has been laid, nor has a qualified architect yet presented
+his credentials. On the other hand, upon Coleridge little,
+comparatively, has yet been written, whilst the separate characters on
+which the judgment is awaited, are more by one than those which Milton
+sustained. Coleridge, also, is a poet; Coleridge, also, was mixed up
+with the fervent politics of his age--an age how memorably reflecting
+the revolutionary agitations of Milton's age. Coleridge, also, was an
+extensive and brilliant scholar. Whatever might be the separate
+proportions of the two men in each particular department of the three
+here noticed, think as the reader will upon that point, sure we are
+that either subject is ample enough to make a strain upon the amplest
+faculties. How alarming, therefore, for any _honest_ critic, who
+should undertake this later subject of Coleridge, to recollect that,
+after pursuing him through a zodiac of splendors corresponding to those
+of Milton in kind, however different in degree--after weighing him as a
+poet, as a philosophic politician, as a scholar, he will have to wheel
+after him into another orbit, into the unfathomable _nimbus_ of
+transcendental metaphysics. Weigh him the critic must in the golden
+balance of philosophy the most abstruse--a balance which even itself
+requires weighing previously, or he will have done nothing that can be
+received for an estimate of the composite Coleridge. This astonishing
+man, be it again remembered, besides being an exquisite poet, a
+profound political speculator, a philosophic student of literature
+through all its chambers and recesses, was also a circumnavigator on
+the most pathless waters of scholasticism and metaphysics. He had
+sounded, without guiding charts, the secret deeps of Proclus and
+Plotinus; he had laid down buoys on the twilight, or moonlight, ocean
+of Jacob Boehmen; [Footnote: 'JACOB BOEHMEN.' We ourselves had the
+honor of presenting to Mr. Coleridge, Law's English version of Jacob--a
+set of huge quartos. Some months afterwards we saw this work lying
+open, and one volume at least overflowing, in parts, with the
+commentaries and the _corollaries_ of Coleridge. Whither has this
+work, and so many others swathed about with Coleridge's MS. notes,
+vanished from the world?] he had cruised over the broad Atlantic of
+Kant and Schelling, of Fichte and Oken. Where is the man who shall be
+equal to these things? We at least make no such adventurous effort; or,
+if ever we should presume to do so, not at present. Here we design only
+to make a coasting voyage of survey round the headlands and most
+conspicuous seamarks of our subject, as they are brought forward by Mr.
+Gillman, or collaterally suggested by our own reflections; and
+especially we wish to say a word or two on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+
+Naturally the first point to which we direct our attention, is the
+history and personal relations of Coleridge. Living with Mr. Gillman
+for nineteen years as a domesticated friend, Coleridge ought to have
+been known intimately. And it is reasonable to expect, from so much
+intercourse, some additions to our slender knowledge of Coleridge's
+adventures, (if we may use so coarse a word,) and of the secret springs
+at work in those early struggles of Coleridge at Cambridge, London,
+Bristol, which have been rudely told to the world, and repeatedly told,
+as showy romances, but never rationally explained.
+
+The anecdotes, however, which Mr. Gillman has added to the personal
+history of Coleridge, are as little advantageous to the effect of his
+own book as they are to the interest of the memorable character which
+he seeks to illustrate. Always they are told without grace, and
+generally are suspicious in their details. Mr. Gillman we believe to be
+too upright a man for countenancing any untruth. He has been deceived.
+For example, will any man believe this? A certain 'excellent
+equestrian' falling in with Coleridge on horseback, thus accosted him--
+'Pray, Sir, did you meet a tailor along the road?' '_A tailor_!'
+answered Coleridge; '_I did meet a person answering such a description,
+who told me he had dropped his goose; that if I rode a little further
+I should find it; and I guess he must have meant you._' In Joe Miller
+this story would read, perhaps, sufferably. Joe has a privilege; and
+we do not look too narrowly into the mouth of a Joe-Millerism. But
+Mr. Gillman, writing the life of a philosopher, and no jest-book, is
+under a different law of decorum. That retort, however, which silences
+the jester, it may seem, must be a good one. And we are desired to
+believe that, in this case, the baffled assailant rode off in a spirit
+of benign candor, saying aloud to himself, like the excellent
+philosopher that he evidently was, 'Caught a Tartar!'
+
+But another story of a sporting baronet, who was besides a Member of
+Parliament, is much worse, and altogether degrading to Coleridge. This
+gentleman, by way of showing off before a party of ladies, is
+represented as insulting Coleridge by putting questions to him on the
+qualities of his horse, so as to draw the animal's miserable defects
+into public notice, and then closing his display by demanding what he
+would take for the horse 'including the rider.' The supposed reply of
+Coleridge might seem good to those who understand nothing of true
+dignity; for, as an _impromptu_, it was smart and even caustic.
+The baronet, it seems, was reputed to have been bought by the minister;
+and the reader will at once divine that the retort took advantage of
+that current belief, so as to throw back the sarcasm, by proclaiming
+that neither horse nor rider had a price placarded in the market at
+which any man could become their purchaser. But this was not the temper
+in which Coleridge either did reply, or could have replied. Coleridge
+showed, in the _spirit_ of his manner, a profound sensibility to
+the nature of a gentleman; and he felt too justly what it became a
+self-respecting person to say, ever to have aped the sort of flashy
+fencing which might seem fine to a theatrical blood.
+
+Another story is self-refuted: 'A hired partisan' had come to one of
+Coleridge's political lectures with the express purpose of bringing the
+lecturer into trouble; and most preposterously he laid himself open to
+his own snare by refusing to pay for admission. Spies must be poor
+artists who proceed thus. Upon which Coleridge remarked--'That, before
+the gentleman kicked up a dust, surely he would down with the dust.' So
+far the story will not do. But what follows is possible enough. The
+_same_ 'hired' gentleman, by way of giving unity to the tale, is
+described as having hissed. Upon this a cry arose of 'Turn him out!'
+But Coleridge interfered to protect him; he insisted on the man's right
+to hiss if he thought fit; it was legal to hiss; it was natural to
+hiss; 'for what is to be expected, gentlemen, when the cool waters of
+reason come in contact with red-hot aristocracy, but a hiss?' _Euge!_
+
+Amongst all the anecdotes, however of this splendid man, often trivial,
+often incoherent, often unauthenticated, there is one which strikes us
+as both true and interesting; and we are grateful to Mr. Gillman for
+preserving it. We find it introduced, and partially authenticated, by
+the following sentence from Coleridge himself:--'From eight to fourteen
+I was a playless day-dreamer, a _helluo librorum_; my appetite for
+which was indulged by a singular incident. A stranger, who was struck
+by my conversation, made me free of a circulating library in King's
+Street, Cheapside.' The more circumstantial explanation of Mr. Gillman
+is this: `The incident indeed was singular. Going down the Strand, in
+one of his day-dreams, fancying himself swimming across the Hellespont,
+thrusting his hands before him as in the act of swimming, his hand came
+in contact with a gentleman's pocket. The gentleman seized his hand,
+turning round, and looking at him with some anger--"What! so young, and
+yet so wicked?" at the same time accused him of an attempt to pick his
+pocket. The frightened boy sobbed out his denial of the intention, and
+explained to him how he thought himself Leander swimming across the
+Hellespont. The gentleman was so struck and delighted with the novelty
+of the thing, and with the simplicity and intelligence of the boy, that
+he subscribed, as before stated, to the library; in consequence of
+which Coleridge was further enabled to indulge his love of reading.'
+
+We fear that this slovenly narrative is the very perfection of bad
+story-telling. But the story itself is striking, and, by the very
+oddness of the incidents, not likely to have been invented. The effect,
+from the position of the two parties--on the one side, a simple child
+from Devonshire, dreaming in the Strand that he was swimming over from
+Sestos to Abydos, and, on the other, the experienced man, dreaming only
+of this world, its knaves and its thieves, but still kind and generous
+--is beautiful and picturesque. _Oh! si sic omnia!_
+
+But the most interesting to us of the _personalities_ connected
+with Coleridge are his feuds and his personal dislikes.
+Incomprehensible to us is the war of extermination which Coleridge made
+upon the political economists. Did Sir James Steuart, in speaking of
+vine-dressers, (not _as_ vine-dressers, but generally as
+cultivators,) tell his readers, that, if such a man simply replaced his
+own consumption, having no surplus whatever or increment for the public
+capital, he could not be considered a useful citizen? Not the beast in
+the Revelation is held up by Coleridge as more hateful to the spirit of
+truth than the Jacobite baronet. And yet we know of an author--viz.,
+one S. T. Coleridge--who repeated that same doctrine without finding
+any evil in it. Look at the first part of the _Wallenstein_, where
+Count Isolani having said, 'Pooh! we are _all_ his subjects,'
+_i. e._, soldiers, (though unproductive laborers,) not less than
+productive peasants, the emperor's envoy replies--'Yet with a
+difference, general;' and the difference implies Sir James's scale, his
+vine-dresser being the equatorial case between the two extremes of the
+envoy. Malthus again, in his population-book, contends for a mathematic
+difference between animal and vegetable life, in respect to the law of
+increase, as though the first increased by geometrical ratios, the last
+by arithmetical! No proposition more worthy of laughter; since both,
+when permitted to expand, increase by geometrical ratios, and the
+latter by much higher ratios. Whereas, Malthus persuaded himself of his
+crotchet simply by refusing the requisite condition in the vegetable
+case, and granting it in the other. If you take a few grains of wheat,
+and are required to plant all successive generations of their produce
+in the same flower-pot for ever, of course you neutralize its expansion
+by your own act of arbitrary limitation. [Footnote: Malthus would have
+rejoined by saying--that the flowerpot limitation was the actual
+limitation of nature in our present circumstances. In America it is
+otherwise, he would say, but England is the very flowerpot you suppose;
+she is a flowerpot which cannot be multiplied, and cannot even be
+enlarged. Very well, so be it (which we say in order to waive
+irrelevant disputes). But then the true inference will be--not that
+vegetable increase proceeds under a different law from that which
+governs animal increase, but that, through an accident of position, the
+experiment cannot be tried in England. Surely the levers of Archimedes,
+with submission to Sir Edward B. Lytton, were not the less levers
+because he wanted the _locum standi_. It is proper, by the way,
+that we should inform the reader of this generation where to look for
+Coleridge's skirmishings with Malthus. They are to be found chiefly in
+the late Mr. William Hazlitt's work on that subject: a work which
+Coleridge so far claimed as to assert that it had been substantially
+made up from his own conversation.] But so you would do, if you tried
+the case of _animal_ increase by still exterminating all but one
+replacing couple of parents. This is not to try, but merely a pretence
+of trying, one order of powers against another. That was folly. But
+Coleridge combated this idea in a manner so obscure, that nobody
+understood it. And leaving these speculative conundrums, in coming to
+the great practical interests afloat in the Poor Laws, Coleridge did so
+little real work, that he left, as a _res integra_, to Dr. Alison,
+the capital argument that legal and _adequate_ provision for the
+poor, whether impotent poor or poor accidentally out of work, does not
+extend pauperism--no, but is the one great resource for putting it
+down. Dr. Alison's overwhelming and _experimental_ manifestations
+of that truth have prostrated Malthus and his generation for ever. This
+comes of not attending to the Latin maxim--'_Hoc_ age'--mind the
+object before you. Dr. Alison, a wise man, '_hoc_ egit:' Coleridge
+'_aliud_ egit.' And we see the result. In a case which suited him,
+by interesting his peculiar feeling, Coleridge could command
+
+ 'Attention full ten times as much as there needs.'
+
+But search documents, value evidence, or thresh out bushels of
+statistical tables, Coleridge could not, any more than he could ride
+with Elliot's dragoons.
+
+Another instance of Coleridge's inaptitude for such studies as
+political economy is found in his fancy, by no means 'rich and rare,'
+but meagre and trite, that taxes can never injure public prosperity by
+mere excess of quantity; if they injure, we are to conclude that it
+must be by their quality and mode of operation, or by their false
+appropriation, (as, for instance, if they are sent out of the country
+and spent abroad.) Because, says Coleridge, if the taxes are exhaled
+from the country as vapors, back they come in drenching showers. Twenty
+pounds ascend in a Scotch mist to the Chancellor of the Exchequer from
+Leeds; but does it evaporate? Not at all: By return of post down comes
+an order for twenty pounds' worth of Leeds cloth, on account of
+Government, seeing that the poor men of the ----th regiment want new
+gaiters. True; but of this return twenty pounds, not more than four
+will be profit, _i.e._, surplus accruing to the public capital;
+whereas, of the original twenty pounds, every shilling was surplus. The
+same unsound fancy has been many times brought forward; often in
+England, often in France. But it is curious, that its first appearance
+upon any stage was precisely two centuries ago, when as yet political
+economy slept with the pre-Adamites, viz., in the Long Parliament. In a
+quarto volume of the debates during 1644-45, printed as an independent
+work, will be found the same identical doctrine, supported very
+sonorously by the same little love of an illustration from the see-saw
+of mist and rain.
+
+Political economy was not Coleridge's forte. In politics he was
+happier. In mere personal politics, he (like every man when reviewed
+from a station distant by forty years) will often appear to have erred;
+nay, he will be detected and nailed in error. But this is the necessity
+of us all. Keen are the refutations of time. And absolute results to
+posterity are the fatal touchstone of opinions in the past. It is
+undeniable, besides, that Coleridge had strong personal antipathies,
+for instance, to Messrs. Pitt and Dundas. Yet _why_, we never
+could understand. We once heard him tell a story upon Windermere, to
+the late Mr. Curwen, then M. P. for Workington, which was meant,
+apparently, to account for this feeling. The story amounted to this;
+that, when a freshman at Cambridge, Mr. Pitt had wantonly amused
+himself at a dinner party in Trinity, in smashing with filberts
+(discharged in showers like grape-shot) a most costly dessert set of
+cut glass, from which Samuel Taylor Coleridge argued a principle of
+destructiveness in his _cerebellum_. Now, if this dessert set
+belonged to some poor suffering Trinitarian, and not to himself, we are
+of opinion that he was faulty, and ought, upon his own great subsequent
+maxim, to have been coerced into 'indemnity for the past, and security
+for the future.' But, besides that this glassy _mythus_ belongs to
+an ćra fifteen years earlier than Coleridge's so as to justify a shadow
+of scepticism, we really cannot find, in such an _escapade_ under
+the boiling blood of youth, any sufficient justification of that
+withering malignity towards the name of Pitt, which runs through
+Coleridge's famous _Fire, Famine, and Slaughter_. As this little
+viperous _jeu-d'esprit_ (published anonymously) subsequently
+became the subject of a celebrated after-dinner discussion in London,
+at which Coleridge (_comme de raison_) was the chief speaker, the
+reader of this generation may wish to know the question at issue; and
+in order to judge of _that_, he must know the outline of this
+devil's squib. The writer brings upon the scene three pleasant young
+ladies, viz., Miss Fire, Miss Famine, and Miss Slaughter. 'What are you
+up to? What's the row?'--we may suppose to be the introductory question
+of the poet. And the answer of the ladies makes us aware that they are
+fresh from larking in Ireland, and in France. A glorious spree they
+had; lots of fun; and laughter _a discretion_. At all times
+_gratus puellć risus ab angulo_; so that we listen to their little
+gossip with interest. They had been setting men, it seems, by the ears;
+and the drollest little atrocities they do certainly report. Not but we
+have seen better in the Nenagh paper, so far as Ireland is concerned.
+But the pet little joke was in La Vendee. Miss Famine, who is the girl
+for our money, raises the question--whether any of them can tell the
+name of the leader and prompter to these high jinks of hell--if so, let
+her whisper it.
+
+ 'Whisper it, sister, so and so,
+ In a dark hint--distinct and low.'
+
+Upon which the playful Miss Slaughter replies:--
+
+ 'Letters _four_ do form his name.
+ * * * * *
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And I have drunk the blood since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+
+Good: but the sting of the hornet lies in the conclusion. If this
+quadriliteral man had done so much for _them_, (though really, we
+think, 6s. 8d. might have settled his claim,) what, says Fire, setting
+her arms a-kimbo, would they do for _him_? Slaughter replies,
+rather crustily, that, as far as a good kicking would go--or (says
+Famine) a little matter of tearing to pieces by the mob--they would be
+glad to take tickets at his benefit. 'How, you bitches!' says Fire, 'is
+that all?
+
+ 'I alone am faithful; I
+ _Cling to him everlastingly_.'
+
+The sentiment is diabolical. And the question argued at the London
+dinner-table was--Could the writer have been other than a devil? The
+dinner was at the late excellent Mr. Sotheby's, known advantageously in
+those days as the translator of Wieland's _Oberon_. Several of the
+great guns amongst the literary body were present; in particular, Sir
+Walter Scott; and he, we believe, with his usual good-nature, took the
+apologetic side of the dispute. In fact, he was in the secret. Nobody
+else, barring the author, knew at first whose good name was at stake.
+The scene must have been high. The company kicked about the poor
+diabolic writer's head as if it had been a tennis-ball. Coleridge, the
+yet unknown criminal, absolutely perspired and fumed in pleading for
+the defendant; the company demurred; the orator grew urgent; wits began
+to _smoke_ the case, as active verbs; the advocate to _smoke_, as a
+neuter verb; the 'fun grew fast and furious;' until at length
+_delinquent arose_, burning tears in his eyes, and confessed to an
+audience, (now bursting with stifled laughter, but whom he supposed to
+be bursting with fiery indignation,) 'Lo! I am he that wrote it.'
+
+For our own parts, we side with Coleridge. Malice is not always of the
+heart. There is a malice of the understanding and the fancy. Neither do
+we think the worse of a man for having invented the most horrible and
+old-woman-troubling curse that demons ever listened to. We are too apt
+to swear horribly ourselves; and often have we frightened the cat, to
+say nothing of the kettle, by our shocking [far too shocking!] oaths.
+
+There were other celebrated men whom Coleridge detested, or seemed to
+detest--Paley, Sir Sidney Smith, Lord Hutchinson, (the last Lord
+Donoughmore,) and Cuvier. To Paley it might seem as if his antipathy
+had been purely philosophic; but we believe that partly it was
+personal; and it tallies with this belief, that, in his earliest
+political tracts, Coleridge charged the archdeacon repeatedly with his
+own joke, as if it had been a serious saying, viz.--'That he could not
+afford to keep a conscience;' such luxuries, like a carriage, for
+instance, being obviously beyond the finances of poor men.
+
+With respect to the philosophic question between the parties, as to the
+grounds of moral election, we hope it is no treason to suggest that
+both were perhaps in error. Against Paley, it occurs at once that he
+himself would not have made consequences the _practical_ test in
+valuing the morality of an act, since these can very seldom be traced
+at all up to the final stages, and in the earliest stages are
+exceedingly different under different circumstances; so that the same
+act, tried by its consequences, would bear a fluctuating appreciation.
+This could not have been Paley's _revised_ meaning. Consequently,
+had he been pressed by opposition, it would have come out, that by
+_test_ he meant only _speculative_ test: a very harmless doctrine
+certainly, but useless and impertinent to any purpose of his system.
+The reader may catch our meaning in the following illustration.
+It is a matter of general belief, that happiness, upon the whole,
+follows in a higher degree from constant integrity, than from the
+closest attention to self-interest. Now happiness is one of those
+consequences which Paley meant by final or remotest. But we could never
+use this idea as an exponent of integrity, or interchangeable
+criterion, because happiness cannot be ascertained or appreciated
+except upon long tracts of time, whereas the particular act of
+integrity depends continually upon the election of the moment. No man,
+therefore, could venture to lay down as a rule, Do what makes you
+happy; use this as your test of actions, satisfied that in that case
+always you will do the thing which is right. For he cannot discern
+independently what _will_ make him happy; and he must decide on
+the spot. The use of the _nexus_ between morality and happiness
+must therefore be inverted; it is not practical or prospective, but
+simply retrospective; and in that form it says no more than the good
+old rules hallowed in every cottage. But this furnishes no practical
+guide for moral election which a man had not, before he ever thought of
+this _nexus_. In the sense in which it is true, we need not go to
+the professor's chair for this maxim; in the sense in which it would
+serve Paley, it is absolutely false.
+
+On the other hand, as against Coleridge, it is certain that many acts
+could be mentioned which are judged to be good or bad only because
+their consequences are known to be so, whilst the great catholic acts
+of life are entirely (and, if we may so phrase it, haughtily)
+independent of consequences. For instance, fidelity to a trust is a law
+of immutable morality subject to no casuistry whatever. You have been
+left executor to a friend--you are to pay over his last legacy to X,
+though a dissolute scoundrel; and you are to give no shilling of it to
+the poor brother of X, though a good man, and a wise man, struggling
+with adversity. You are absolutely excluded from all contemplation of
+results. It was your deceased friend's right to make the will; it is
+yours simply to see it executed. Now, in opposition to this primary
+class of actions stands another, such as the habit of intoxication,
+which are known to be wrong only by observing the consequences. If
+drunkenness did not terminate, after some years, in producing bodily
+weakness, irritability in the temper, and so forth, it would _not_
+be a vicious act. And accordingly, if a transcendent motive should
+arise in favor of drunkenness, as that it would enable you to face a
+degree of cold, or contagion, else menacing to life, a duty would
+arise, _pro hac vice_, of getting drunk. We had an amiable friend
+who suffered under the infirmity of cowardice; an awful coward he was
+when sober; but, when very drunk, he had courage enough for the Seven
+Champions of Christendom, Therefore, in an emergency, where he knew
+himself suddenly loaded with the responsibility of defending a family,
+we approved highly of his getting drunk. But to violate a trust could
+never become right under any change of circumstances. Coleridge,
+however, altogether overlooked this distinction: which, on the other
+hand, stirring in Paley's mind, but never brought out to distinct
+consciousness, nor ever investigated, nor limited, has undermined his
+system. Perhaps it is not very important how a man _theorizes_
+upon morality; happily for us all, God has left no man in such
+questions practically to the guidance of his understanding; but still,
+considering that academic bodies _are_ partly instituted for the
+support of speculative truth as well as truth practical, we must think
+it a blot upon the splendor of Oxford and Cambridge that both of them,
+in a Christian land, make Paley the foundation of their ethics; the
+alternative being Aristotle. And, in our mind, though far inferior as a
+moralist to the Stoics, Aristotle is often less of a pagan than Paley.
+
+Coleridge's dislike to Sir Sidney Smith and the Egyptian Lord
+Hutchinson fell under the category of Martial's case.
+
+ 'Non amo te, Sabidi, nec possum dicere quare,
+ Hoc solum novi--non amo te, Sabidi.'
+
+Against Lord Hutchinson, we never heard him plead anything of moment,
+except that he was finically Frenchified in his diction; of which he
+gave this instance--that having occasion to notice a brick wall, (which
+was literally _that_, not more and not less,) when reconnoitring
+the French defences, he called it a _revętement_. And we ourselves
+remember his using the French word _gloriole_ rather ostentatiously;
+that is, when no particular emphasis attached to the case. But every
+man has his foibles; and few, perhaps, are less conspicuously annoying
+than this of Lord Hutchinson's. Sir Sidney's crimes were less
+distinctly revealed to our mind. As to Cuvier, Coleridge's hatred of
+_him_ was more to our taste; for (though quite unreasonable, we fear)
+it took the shape of patriotism. He insisted on it, that our British
+John Hunter was the genuine article, and that Cuvier was a humbug. Now,
+speaking privately to the public, we cannot go quite so far as _that_.
+But, when publicly we address that most respectable character, _en
+grand costume_, we always mean to back Coleridge. For we are a horrible
+John Bull ourselves. As Joseph Hume observes, it makes no difference to
+us--right or wrong, black or white--when our countrymen are concerned.
+And John Hunter, notwithstanding he had a bee in his bonnet, [Footnote:
+_Vide_, in particular, for the most exquisite specimen of pigheadedness
+that the world can furnish, his perverse evidence on the once famous
+case at the Warwick assizes, of Captain Donelan for poisoning his
+brother-in-law, Sir Theodosius Boughton.] was really a great man;
+though it will not follow that Cuvier must, therefore, have been a
+little one. We do not pretend to be acquainted with the tenth part of
+Cuvier's performances; but we suspect that Coleridge's range in that
+respect was not much greater than our own.
+
+Other cases of monomaniac antipathy we might revive from our
+recollections of Coleridge, had we a sufficient motive. But in
+compensation, and by way of redressing the balance, he had many strange
+likings--equally monomaniac--and, unaccountably, he chose to exhibit
+his whimsical partialities by dressing up, as it were, in his own
+clothes, such a set of scarecrows as eye has not beheld. Heavens! what
+an ark of unclean beasts would have been Coleridge's private
+_menagerie_ of departed philosophers, could they all have been
+trotted out in succession! But did the reader feel them to be the awful
+bores which, in fact, they were? No; because Coleridge had blown upon
+these withered anatomies, through the blowpipe of his own creative
+genius, a stream of gas that swelled the tissue of their antediluvian
+wrinkles, forced color upon their cheeks, and splendor upon their
+sodden eyes. Such a process of ventriloquism never _has_ existed.
+He spoke by their organs. They were the tubes; and he forced through
+their wooden machinery his own Beethoven harmonies.
+
+First came Dr. Andrew Bell. We knew him. Was he dull? Is a wooden spoon
+dull? Fishy were his eyes; torpedinous was his manner; and his main
+idea, out of two which he really had, related to the moon--from which
+you infer, perhaps, that he was lunatic. By no means. It was no craze,
+under the influence of the moon, which possessed him; it was an idea of
+mere hostility to the moon. The Madras people, like many others, had an
+idea that she influenced the weather. Subsequently the Herschels,
+senior and junior, systematized this idea; and then the wrath of
+Andrew, previously in a crescent state, actually dilated to a
+plenilunar orb. The Westmoreland people (for at the lakes it was we
+knew him) expounded his condition to us by saying that he was
+'maffled;' which word means 'perplexed in the extreme.' His wrath did
+not pass into lunacy; it produced simple distraction; an uneasy
+fumbling with the idea; like that of an old superannuated dog who longs
+to worry, but cannot for want of teeth. In this condition you will
+judge that he was rather tedious. And in this condition Coleridge took
+him up. Andrew's other idea, because he _had_ two, related to
+education. Perhaps six-sevenths of that also came from Madras. No
+matter, Coleridge took _that_ up; Southey also; but Southey with
+his usual temperate fervor. Coleridge, on the other hand, found
+celestial marvels both in the scheme and in the man. Then commenced the
+apotheosis of Andrew Bell: and because it happened that his opponent,
+Lancaster, between ourselves, really _had_ stolen his ideas from
+Bell, what between the sad wickedness of Lancaster and the celestial
+transfiguration of Bell, gradually Coleridge heated himself to such an
+extent, that people, when referring to that subject, asked each other,
+'Have you heard Coleridge lecture on _Bel and the Dragon_?'
+
+The next man glorified by Coleridge was John Woolman, the Quaker. Him,
+though we once possessed his works, it cannot be truly affirmed that we
+ever read. Try to read John, we often did; but read John we did not.
+This, however, you say, might be our fault, and not John's. Very
+likely. And we have a notion that now, with our wiser thoughts, we
+_should_ read John, if he were here on this table. It is certain
+that he was a good man, and one of the earliest in America, if not in
+Christendom, who lifted up his hand to protest against the slave-trade.
+But still, we suspect, that had John been all that Coleridge
+represented, he would not have repelled us from reading his travels in
+the fearful way that he did. But, again, we beg pardon, and entreat the
+earth of Virginia to lie light upon the remains of John Woolman; for he
+was an Israelite, indeed, in whom there was no guile.
+
+The third person raised to divine honors by Coleridge was Bowyer, the
+master of Christ's Hospital, London--a man whose name rises into the
+nostrils of all who knew him with the gracious odor of a tallow-
+chandler's melting-house upon melting day, and whose memory is embalmed
+in the hearty detestation of all his pupils. Coleridge describes this
+man as a profound critic. Our idea of him is different. We are of
+opinion that Bowyer was the greatest villain of the eighteenth century.
+We may be wrong; but we cannot be _far_ wrong. Talk of knouting
+indeed! which we did at the beginning of this paper in the mere
+playfulness of our hearts--and which the great master of the knout,
+Christopher, who visited men's trespasses like the Eumenides, never
+resorted to but in love for some great idea which had been outraged;
+why, this man knouted his way through life, from bloody youth up to
+truculent old age. Grim idol! whose altars reeked with children's
+blood, and whose dreadful eyes never smiled except as the stern goddess
+of the Thugs smiles, when the sound of human lamentations inhabits her
+ears. So much had the monster fed upon this great idea of 'flogging,'
+and transmuted it into the very nutriment of his heart, that he seems
+to have conceived the gigantic project of flogging all mankind; nay
+worse, for Mr. Gillman, on Coleridge's authority, tells us (p. 24) the
+following anecdote:--'"_Sirrah, I'll flog you_," were words so
+familiar to him, that on one occasion some _female_ friend of one
+of the boys,' (who had come on an errand of intercession,) 'still
+lingering at the door, after having been abruptly told to go, Bowyer
+exclaimed--"Bring that woman here, and I'll flog her."'
+
+To this horrid incarnation of whips and scourges, Coleridge, in his
+_Biographia Literaria_, ascribes ideas upon criticism and taste,
+which every man will recognise as the intense peculiarities of
+Coleridge. Could these notions really have belonged to Bowyer, then how
+do we know but he wrote _The Ancient Mariner_? Yet, on consideration,
+no. For even Coleridge admitted that, spite of his fine theorizing upon
+composition, Mr. Bowyer did not prosper in the practice. Of which he
+gave us this illustration; and as it is supposed to be the only
+specimen of the Bowyeriana which now survives in this sublunary world,
+we are glad to extend its glory. It is the most curious example extant
+of the melodious in sound:--
+
+ ''Twas thou that smooth'd'st the rough-rugg'd bed of pain.'
+
+'Smooth'd'st!' Would the teeth of a crocodile not splinter under that
+word? It seems to us as if Mr. Bowyer's verses ought to be boiled
+before they can be read. And when he says, 'Twas thou, what is the
+wretch talking to? Can he be apostrophizing the knout? We very much
+fear it. If so, then, you see (reader!) that, even when incapacitated
+by illness from operating, he still adores the image of his holy
+scourge, and invokes it as alone able to smooth 'his rough-rugg'd bed.'
+Oh, thou infernal Bowyer! upon whom even Trollope (_History of
+Christ's Hospital_) charges 'a discipline _tinctured_ with more
+than due severity;'--can there be any partners found for thee in a
+quadrille, except Draco, the bloody lawgiver, Bishop Bonner, and Mrs.
+Brownrigg?
+
+The next pet was Sir Alexander Ball. Concerning Bowyer, Coleridge did
+not talk much, but chiefly wrote; concerning Bell, he did not write
+much, but chiefly talked. Concerning Ball, however, he both wrote and
+talked. It was in vain to muse upon any plan for having Ball
+blackballed, or for rebelling against Bell. Think of a man, who had
+fallen into one pit called Bell; secondly, falling into another pit
+called Ball. This was too much. We were obliged to quote poetry against
+them:--
+
+ 'Letters four do form his name;
+ He came by stealth and unlock'd my den;
+ And the nightmare I have felt since then
+ Of thrice three hundred thousand men.'
+
+Not that we insinuate any disrespect to Sir Alexander Ball. He was
+about the foremost, we believe, in all good qualities, amongst Nelson's
+admirable captains at the Nile. He commanded a seventy-four most
+effectually in that battle; he governed Malta as well as Sancho
+governed Barataria; and he was a true practical philosopher--as,
+indeed, was Sancho. But still, by all that we could ever learn, Sir
+Alexander had no taste for the abstract upon any subject; and would
+have read, as mere delirious wanderings, those philosophic opinions
+which Coleridge fastened like wings upon his respectable, but
+astounded, shoulders.
+
+We really beg pardon for having laughed a little at these crazes of
+Coleridge. But laugh we did, of mere necessity, in those days, at Bell
+and Ball, whenever we did not groan. And, as the same precise
+alternative offered itself now, viz., that, in recalling the case, we
+must reverberate either the groaning or the laughter, we presumed the
+reader would vote for the last. Coleridge, we are well convinced, owed
+all these wandering and exaggerated estimates of men--these diseased
+impulses, that, like the _mirage_, showed lakes and fountains
+where in reality there were only arid deserts, to the derangements
+worked by opium. But now, for the sake of change, let us pass to
+another topic. Suppose we say a word or two on Coleridge's
+accomplishments as a scholar. We are not going to enter on so large a
+field as that of his scholarship in connection with his philosophic
+labors, scholarship in the result; not this, but scholarship in the
+means and machinery, range of _verbal_ scholarship, is what we
+propose for a moment's review.
+
+For instance, what sort of a German scholar was Coleridge? We dare say
+that, because in his version of the _Wallenstein_ there are some
+inaccuracies, those who may have noticed them will hold him cheap in
+this particular pretension. But, to a certain degree, they will be
+wrong. Coleridge was not _very_ accurate in anything but in the
+use of logic. All his philological attainments were imperfect. He did
+not talk German; or so obscurely--and, if he attempted to speak fast,
+so erroneously--that in his second sentence, when conversing with a
+German lady of rank, he contrived to assure her that in his humble
+opinion she was a ----. Hard it is to fill up the hiatus decorously;
+but, in fact, the word very coarsely expressed that she was no better
+than she should be. Which reminds us of a parallel misadventure to a
+German, whose colloquial English had been equally neglected. Having
+obtained an interview with an English lady, he opened his business
+(whatever it might be) thus--'High-born madam, since your husband have
+kicked de bucket'----'Sir!' interrupted the lady, astonished and
+displeased. 'Oh, pardon!--nine, ten thousand pardon! Now, I make new
+beginning--quite oder beginning. Madam, since your husband have cut his
+stick'----It may be supposed that this did not mend matters; and,
+reading that in the lady's countenance, the German drew out an octavo
+dictionary, and said, perspiring with shame at having a second time
+missed fire,--'Madam, since your husband have gone to kingdom come'----
+This he said beseechingly; but the lady was past propitiation by this
+time, and rapidly moved towards the door. Things had now reached a
+crisis; and, if something were not done quickly, the game was up. Now,
+therefore, taking a last hurried look at his dictionary, the German
+flew after the lady, crying out in a voice of despair--'Madam, since
+your husband, your most respected husband, have hopped de twig'----This
+was his sheet-anchor; and, as this also _came home_, of course the
+poor man was totally wrecked. It turned out that the dictionary he had
+used (Arnold's, we think,)--a work of a hundred years back, and, from
+mere ignorance, giving slang translations from Tom Brown, L'Estrange,
+and other jocular writers--had put down the verb _sterben (to
+die)_ with the following worshipful series of equivalents--1. To
+kick the bucket; 2. To cut one's stick; 3. To go to kingdom come; 4. To
+hop the twig.
+
+But, though Coleridge did not pretend to any fluent command of
+conversational German, he read it with great ease. His knowledge of
+German literature was, indeed, too much limited by his rare
+opportunities for commanding anything like a well-mounted library. And
+particularly it surprised us that Coleridge knew little or nothing of
+John Paul (Richter). But his acquaintance with the German philosophic
+masters was extensive. And his valuation of many individual German
+words or phrases was delicate and sometimes profound.
+
+As a Grecian, Coleridge must be estimated with a reference to the state
+and standard of Greek literature at that time and in this country.
+Porson had not yet raised our ideal. The earliest laurels of Coleridge
+were gathered, however, in that field. Yet no man will, at this day,
+pretend that the Greek of his prize ode is sufferable. Neither did
+Coleridge ever become an accurate Grecian in later times, when better
+models of scholarship, and better aids to scholarship, had begun to
+multiply. But still we must assert this point of superiority for
+Coleridge, that, whilst he never was what may be called a well-mounted
+scholar in any department of verbal scholarship, he yet displayed
+sometimes a brilliancy of conjectural sagacity, and a felicity of
+philosophic investigation, even in this path, such as better scholars
+do not often attain, and of a kind which cannot be learned from books.
+But, as respects his accuracy, again we must recall to the reader the
+state of Greek literature in England during Coleridge's youth; and, in
+all equity, as a means of placing Coleridge in the balances,
+specifically we must recall the state of Greek metrical composition at
+that period.
+
+To measure the condition of Greek literature even in Cambridge, about
+the initial period of Coleridge, we need only look back to the several
+translations of Gray's _Elegy_ by three (if not four) of the
+reverend gentlemen at that time attached to Eton College. Mathias, no
+very great scholar himself in this particular field, made himself
+merry, in his _Pursuits of Literature_, with these Eton translations.
+In that he was right. But he was _not_ right in praising a contemporary
+translation by Cook, who (we believe) was the immediate predecessor of
+Porson in the Greek chair. As a specimen of this translation,
+[Footnote: It was printed at the end of Aristotle's _Poetics_, which
+Dr. Cook edited.] we cite one stanza; and we cannot be supposed to
+select unfairly, because it is the stanza which Mathias praises in
+extravagant terms. "Here," says he, "Gray, Cook, and Nature, do seem to
+contend for the mastery." The English quatrain must be familiar to
+every body:--
+
+ "The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow'r,
+ And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave,
+ Await alike the inevitable hour:
+ The paths of glory lead but to the grave."
+
+And the following, we believe, though quoting from a thirty-three
+years' recollection of it, is the exact Greek version of Cook:--
+
+ 'A charis eugenon, charis a basilaeidos achas
+ Lora tuchaes chryseaes, Aphroditaes kala ta dora,
+ Paith ama tauta tethiake, kai eiden morsimon amar
+ Proon kle olole, kai ocheto xunon es Adaen.'
+
+Now really these verses, by force of a little mosaic tesselation from
+genuine Greek sources, pass fluently over the tongue; but can they be
+considered other than a _cento_? Swarms of English schoolboys, at
+this day, would not feel very proud to adopt them. In fact, we remember
+(at a period say twelve years later than this) some iambic verses,
+which were really composed by a boy, viz., a son of Dr. Prettyman,
+(afterwards Tomline,) Bishop of Winchester, and, in earlier times,
+private tutor to Mr. Pitt; they were published by Middleton, first
+Bishop of Calcutta, in the preface to his work on the Greek article;
+and for racy idiomatic Greek, self-originated, and not a mere mocking-
+bird's iteration of alien notes, are so much superior to all the
+attempts of these sexagenarian doctors, as distinctly to mark the
+growth of a new era and a new generation in this difficult
+accomplishment, within the first decennium of this century. It is
+singular that only one blemish is suggested by any of the contemporary
+critics in Dr. Cook's verses, viz., in the word _xunon_, for which
+this critic proposes to substitute _ooinon_, to prevent, as he
+observes, the last syllable of _ocheto_ from being lengthened by
+the _x_. Such considerations as these are necessary to the
+_trutinć castigatio_, before we can value Coleridge's place on the
+scale of his own day; which day, _quoad hoc_, be it remembered,
+was 1790.
+
+As to French, Coleridge read it with too little freedom to find
+pleasure in French literature. Accordingly, we never recollect his
+referring for any purpose, either of argument or illustration, to a
+French classic. Latin, from his regular scholastic training, naturally
+he read with a scholar's fluency; and indeed, he read constantly in
+authors, such as Petrarch, Erasmus, Calvin, &c., whom he could not then
+have found in translations. But Coleridge had not cultivated an
+acquaintance with the delicacies of classic Latinity. And it is
+remarkable that Wordsworth, educated most negligently at Hawkshead
+school, subsequently by reading the lyric poetry of Horace, simply for
+his own delight as a student of composition, made himself a master of
+Latinity in its most difficult form; whilst Coleridge, trained
+regularly in a great Southern school, never carried his Latin to any
+classical polish.
+
+There is another accomplishment of Coleridge's, less broadly open to
+the judgment of this generation, and not at all of the next--viz., his
+splendid art of conversation, on which it will be interesting to say a
+word. Ten years ago, when the music of this rare performance had not
+yet ceased to vibrate in men's ears, what a sensation was gathering
+amongst the educated classes on this particular subject! What a tumult
+of anxiety prevailed to 'hear Mr. Coleridge'--or even to talk with a
+man who _had_ heard him! Had he lived till this day, not Paganini
+would have been so much sought after. That sensation is now decaying;
+because a new generation has emerged during the ten years since his
+death. But many still remain whose sympathy (whether of curiosity in
+those who did _not_ know him, or of admiration in those who
+_did_) still reflects as in a mirror the great stir upon this
+subject which then was moving in the world. To these, if they should
+inquire for the great distinguishing principle of Coleridge's
+conversation, we might say that it was the power of vast combination
+'in linked sweetness long drawn out.' He gathered into focal
+concentration the largest body of objects, _apparently_ disconnected,
+that any man ever yet, by any magic, could assemble, or, _having_
+assembled, could manage. His great fault was, that, by not opening
+sufficient spaces for reply or suggestion, or collateral notice, he not
+only narrowed his own field, but he grievously injured the final
+impression. For when men's minds are purely passive, when they are not
+allowed to re-act, then it is that they collapse most, and that their
+sense of what is said must ever be feeblest. Doubtless there must have
+been great conversational masters elsewhere, and at many periods; but
+in this lay Coleridge's characteristic advantage, that he was a great
+natural power, and also a great artist. He was a power in the art, and
+he carried a new art into the power.
+
+But now, finally--having left ourselves little room for more--one or
+two words on Coleridge as an opium-eater.
+
+We have not often read a sentence falling from a wise man with
+astonishment so profound, as that particular one in a letter of
+Coleridge's to Mr. Gillman, which speaks of the effort to wean one's-
+self from opium as a trivial task. There are, we believe, several such
+passages. But we refer to that one in particular which assumes that a
+single 'week' will suffice for the whole process of so mighty a
+revolution. Is indeed leviathan _so_ tamed? In that case the
+quarantine of the opium-eater might be finished within Coleridge's
+time, and with Coleridge's romantic ease. But mark the contradictions
+of this extraordinary man. Not long ago we were domesticated with a
+venerable rustic, strong-headed, but incurably obstinate in his
+prejudices, who treated the whole body of medical men as ignorant
+pretenders, knowing absolutely nothing of the system which they
+professed to superintend. This, you will remark, is no very singular
+case. No; nor, as we believe, is the antagonist case of ascribing to
+such men magical powers. Nor, what is worse still, the co-existence of
+both cases in the same mind, as in fact happened here. For this same
+obstinate friend of ours, who treated all medical pretensions as the
+mere jest of the universe, every 'third day was exacting from his own
+medical attendants some exquisite _tour-de-force_, as that they
+should know or should do something, which, if they _had_ known or
+done, all men would have suspected them reasonably of magic. He rated
+the whole medical body as infants; and yet what he exacted from them
+every third day as a matter of course, virtually presumed them to be
+the only giants within the whole range of science. Parallel and equal
+is the contradiction of Coleridge. He speaks of opium excess, his own
+excess, we mean--the excess of twenty-five years--as a thing to be laid
+aside easily and for ever within seven days; and yet, on the other
+hand, he describes it pathetically, sometimes with a frantic pathos, as
+the scourge, the curse, the one almighty blight which had desolated his
+life.
+
+This shocking contradiction we need not press. All readers will see
+_that_. But some will ask--Was Mr. Coleridge right in either view?
+Being so atrociously wrong in the first notion, (viz., that the opium
+of twenty-five years was a thing easily to be forsworn,) where a child
+could know that he was wrong, was he even altogether right, secondly,
+in believing that his own life, root and branch, had been withered by
+opium? For it will not follow, because, with a relation to happiness
+and tranquillity, a man may have found opium his curse, that therefore,
+as a creature of energies and great purposes, he must have been the
+wreck which he seems to suppose. Opium gives and takes away. It defeats
+the _steady_ habit of exertion, but it creates spasms of irregular
+exertion; it ruins the natural power of life, but it develops
+preternatural paroxysms of intermitting power. Let us ask of any man
+who holds that not Coleridge himself but the world, as interested in
+Coleridge's usefulness, has suffered by his addiction to opium; whether
+he is aware of the way in which opium affected Coleridge; and secondly,
+whether he is aware of the actual contributions to literature--how
+large they were--which Coleridge made _in spite_ of opium. All who
+were intimate with Coleridge must remember the fits of genial animation
+which were created continually in his manner and in his buoyancy of
+thought by a recent or by an _extra_ dose of the omnipotent drug.
+A lady, who knew nothing experimentally of opium, once told us, that
+she 'could tell when Mr. Coleridge had taken too much opium by his
+shining countenance.' She was right; we know that mark of opium
+excesses well, and the cause of it; or at least we believe the cause to
+lie in the quickening of the insensible perspiration which accumulates
+and glistens on the face. Be that as it may, a criterion it was that
+could not deceive us as to the condition of Coleridge. And uniformly in
+that condition he made his most effective intellectual displays. It is
+true that he might not be happy under this fiery animation, and we
+fully believe that he was not. Nobody is happy under laudanum except
+for a very short term of years. But in what way did that operate upon
+his exertions as a writer? We are of opinion that it killed Coleridge
+as a poet. 'The harp of Quantock' was silenced for ever by the torment
+of opium. But proportionably it roused and stung by misery his
+metaphysical instincts into more spasmodic life. Poetry can flourish
+only in the atmosphere of happiness. But subtle and perplexed
+investigations of difficult problems are amongst the commonest
+resources for beguiling the sense of misery. And for this we have the
+direct authority of Coleridge himself speculating on his own case. In
+the beautiful though unequal ode entitled _Dejection_, stanza six,
+occurs the following passage:
+
+ 'For not to think of what I needs must feel,
+ But to be still and patient all I can;
+ _And haply by abstruse research to steal
+ From my own nature all the natural man_--
+ This was my sole resource, my only plan;
+ Till that, which suits a part, infects the whole,
+ And now is almost grown the habit of my soul.'
+
+Considering the exquisite quality of some poems which Coleridge has
+composed, nobody can grieve (or _has_ grieved) more than ourselves, at
+seeing so beautiful a fountain choked up with weeds. But had Coleridge
+been a happier man, it is our fixed belief that we should have had far
+less of his philosophy, and perhaps, but not certainly, might have had
+more of his general literature. In the estimate of the public,
+doubtless, _that_ will seem a bad exchange. Every man to his taste.
+Meantime, what we wish to show is, that the loss was not absolute, but
+ merely relative.
+
+It is urged, however, that, even on his philosophic speculations, opium
+operated unfavorably in one respect, by often causing him to leave them
+unfinished. This is true. Whenever Coleridge (being highly charged, or
+saturated, with opium) had written with distempered vigor upon any
+question, there occurred soon after a recoil of intense disgust, not
+from his own paper only, but even from the subject. All opium-eaters
+are tainted with the infirmity of leaving works unfinished, and
+suffering reactions of disgust. But Coleridge taxed himself with that
+infirmity in verse before he could at all have commenced opium-eating.
+Besides, it is too much assumed by Coleridge and by his biographer,
+that to leave off opium was of course to regain juvenile health. But
+all opium-eaters make the mistake of supposing every pain or irritation
+which they suffer to be the product of opium. Whereas a wise man will
+say, suppose you _do_ leave off opium, that will not deliver you
+from the load of years (say sixty-three) which you carry on your back.
+Charles Lamb, another man of true genius, and another head belonging to
+the Blackwood Gallery, made that mistake in his _Confessions of a
+Drunkard_. 'I looked back,' says he, 'to the time when always, on
+waking in the morning, I had a song rising to my lips.' At present, it
+seems, being a drunkard, he has no such song. Ay, dear Lamb, but note
+this, that the drunkard was fifty-six years old, the songster was
+twenty-three. Take twenty-three from fifty-six, and we have some reason
+to believe that thirty-three will remain; which period of thirty-three
+years is a pretty good reason for not singing in the morning, even if
+brandy has been out of the question.
+
+It is singular, as respects Coleridge, that Mr. Gillman never says one
+word upon the event of the great Highgate experiment for leaving off
+laudanum, though Coleridge came to Mr. Gillman's for no other purpose;
+and in a week, this vast creation of new earth, sea, and all that in
+them is, was to have been accomplished. We _rayther_ think, as
+Bayley junior observes, that the explosion must have hung fire. But
+_that_ is a trifle. We have another pleasing hypothesis on the
+subject. Mr. Wordsworth, in his exquisite lines written on a fly-leaf
+of his own _Castle of Indolence_, having described Coleridge as 'a
+noticeable man with large grey eyes,' goes on to say, 'He' (viz.,
+Coleridge) 'did that other man entice' to view his imagery. Now we are
+sadly afraid that 'the noticeable man with large grey eyes' did entice
+'that other man,' viz., Gillman, to commence opium-eating. This is
+droll; and it makes us laugh horribly. Gillman should have reformed
+_him_; and lo! _he_ corrupts Gillman. S. T. Coleridge visited
+Highgate by way of being converted from the heresy of opium; and the
+issue is--that, in two months' time, various grave men, amongst whom
+our friend Gillman marches first in great pomp, are found to have faces
+shining and glorious as that of AEsculapius; a fact of which we have
+already explained the secret meaning. And scandal says (but then what
+will not scandal say?) that a hogshead of opium goes up daily through
+Highgate tunnel. Surely one corroboration of our hypothesis may be
+found in the fact, that Vol. I. of Gillman's Coleridge is for ever to
+stand unpropped by Vol. II. For we have already observed, that opium-
+eaters, though good fellows upon the whole, never finish anything.
+
+What then? A man has a right never to finish anything. Certainly he
+has; and by Magna Charta. But he has no right, by Magna Charta or by
+Parva Charta, to slander decent men, like ourselves and our friend the
+author of the _Opium Confessions_. Here it is that our complaint
+arises against Mr. Gillman. If he has taken to opium-eating, can we
+help _that_? If _his_ face shines, must our faces be blackened? He has
+very improperly published some intemperate passages from Coleridge's
+letters, which ought to have been considered confidential, unless
+Coleridge had left them for publication, charging upon the author of
+the _Opium Confessions_ a reckless disregard of the temptations which,
+in that work, he was scattering abroad amongst men. Now this author is
+connected with ourselves, and we cannot neglect his defence, unless in
+the case that he undertakes it himself.
+
+We complain, also, that Coleridge raises (and is backed by Mr. Gillman
+in raising) a distinction perfectly perplexing to us, between himself
+and the author of the _Opium Confessions_ upon the question--Why
+they severally began the practice of opium-eating? In himself, it
+seems, this motive was to relieve pain, whereas the Confessor was
+surreptitiously seeking for pleasure. Ay, indeed--where did he learn
+_that_? We have no copy of the _Confessions_ here, so we cannot quote
+chapter and verse; but we distinctly remember, that toothache is
+recorded in that book as the particular occasion which first introduced
+the author to the knowledge of opium. Whether afterwards, having been
+thus initiated by the demon of pain, the opium confessor did not apply
+powers thus discovered to purposes of mere pleasure, is a question for
+himself; and the same question applies with the same cogency to
+Coleridge. Coleridge began in rheumatic pains. What then? This is no
+proof that he did not end in voluptuousness. For our parts, we are slow
+to believe that ever any man did, or could, learn the somewhat awful
+truth, that in a certain ruby-colored elixir, there lurked a divine
+power to chase away the genius of ennui, without subsequently abusing
+this power. To taste but once from the tree of knowledge, is fatal to
+the subsequent power of abstinence. True it is, that generations have
+used laudanum as an anodyne, (for instance, hospital patients,) who
+have not afterwards courted its powers as a voluptuous stimulant; but
+that, be sure, has arisen from no abstinence in _them_. There are, in
+fact, two classes of temperaments as to this terrific drug--those which
+are, and those which are not, preconformed to its power; those which
+genially expand to its temptations, and those which frostily exclude
+them. Not in the energies of the will, but in the qualities of the
+nervous organization, lies the dread arbitration of--Fall or stand:
+doomed thou art to yield; or, strengthened constitutionally, to resist.
+Most of those who have but a low sense of the spells lying couchant in
+opium, have practically none at all. For the initial fascination is for
+_them_ effectually defeated by the sickness which nature has associated
+with the first stages of opium-eating. But to that other class, whose
+nervous sensibilities vibrate to their profoundest depths under the
+first touch of the angelic poison, even as a lover's ear thrills on
+hearing unexpectedly the voice of her whom he loves, opium is the
+Amreeta cup of beatitude. You know the _Paradise Lost_? and you
+remember, from the eleventh book, in its earlier part, that laudanum
+already existed in Eden--nay, that it was used medicinally by an
+archangel; for, after Michael had 'purged with euphrasy and rue' the
+eyes of Adam, lest he should be unequal to the mere _sight_ of the
+great visions about to unfold their draperies before him, next he
+fortifies his fleshly spirits against the _affliction_ of these
+visions, of which visions the first was death. And how?
+
+ 'He from the well of life three drops instill'd.'
+
+What was their operation?
+
+ 'So deep the power of these ingredients pierced,
+ _Even to the inmost seat of mental sight_,
+ That Adam, now enforced to close his eyes,
+ Sank down, and all his spirits became entranced.
+ But him the gentle angel by the hand
+ Soon raised'----
+
+The second of these lines it is which betrays the presence of laudanum.
+It is in the faculty of mental vision, it is in the increased power of
+dealing with the shadowy and the dark, that the characteristic virtue
+of opium lies. Now, in the original higher sensibility is found some
+palliation for the _practice_ of opium-eating; in the greater
+temptation is a greater excuse. And in this faculty of self-revelation
+is found some palliation for _reporting_ the case to the world,
+which both Coleridge and his biographer have overlooked.
+
+
+
+
+TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT.
+
+
+The most remarkable instance of a combined movement in society, which
+history, perhaps, will be summoned to notice, is that which, in our own
+days, has applied itself to the abatement of intemperance. Naturally,
+or by any _direct_ process, the machinery set in motion would seem
+irrelevant to the object: if one hundred men unite to elevate the
+standard of temperance, they can do this with effect only by
+improvements in their own separate cases: each individual, for such an
+effort of self-conquest, can draw upon no resources but his own. One
+member in a combination of one hundred, when running a race, can hope
+for no cooperation from his ninety-nine associates. And yet, by a
+secondary action, such combinations are found eminently successful.
+Having obtained from every confederate a pledge, in some shape or
+other, that he will give them his support, thenceforwards they bring
+the passions of shame and self-esteem to bear upon each member's
+personal perseverance. Not only they keep alive and continually refresh
+in his thoughts the general purpose, which else might fade; but they
+also point the action of public contempt and of self-contempt at any
+defaulter much more potently, and with more acknowledged right to do
+so, when they use this influence under a license, volunteered, and
+signed, and sealed, by the man's own hand. They first conciliate his
+countenance through his intellectual perceptions of what is right; and
+next they sustain it through his conscience, (the strongest of his
+internal forces,) and even through the weakest of his human
+sensibilities. That revolution, therefore, which no combination of men
+can further by abating the original impulse of temptations, they often
+accomplish happily by maturing the secondary energies of resistance.
+
+Already in their earliest stage, these temperance movements had
+obtained, both at home and abroad, a _national_ range of grandeur.
+More than ten years ago, when M. de Tocqueville was resident in the
+United States, the principal American society counted two hundred and
+seventy thousand members: and in one single state (Pennsylvania) the
+annual diminution in the use of spirits had very soon reached half a
+million of gallons. Now a machinery must be so far good which
+accomplishes its end: the means are meritorious for so much as they
+effect. Even to strengthen a feeble resolution by the aid of other
+infirmities, such as shame or the very servility and cowardice of
+deference to public opinion, becomes prudent and laudable in the
+service of so great a cause. Nay, sometimes to make public profession
+of self-distrust by assuming the coercion of public pledges, may become
+an expression of frank courage, or even of noble principle, not fearing
+the shame of confession when it can aid the powers of victorious
+resistance. Yet still, so far as it is possible, every man sighs for a
+still higher victory over himself: a victory not tainted by bribes, and
+won from no impulses but those inspired by his own higher nature, and
+his own mysterious force of will; powers that in no man were fully
+developed.
+
+This being so, it is well that from time to time every man should throw
+out any hints that have occurred to his experience,--suggesting such as
+may be new, renewing such as may be old, towards the encouragement or
+the information of persons engaged in so great a struggle. My own
+experience had never travelled in that course which could much instruct
+me in the miseries from wine, or in the resources for struggling with
+it. I had repeatedly been obliged indeed to lay it aside altogether;
+but in this I never found room for more than seven or ten days'
+struggle: excesses I had never practised in the use of wine; simply the
+habit of using it, and the collateral habits formed by excessive use of
+opium, had produced any difficulty at all in resigning it even on an
+hour's notice. From opium I derive my right of offering hints at all
+upon the subjects of abstinence in other forms. But the modes of
+suffering from the evil, and the separate modes of suffering from the
+effort of self-conquest, together with errors of judgment incident to
+such states of transitional torment, are all nearly allied, practically
+analogous as regards the remedies, even if characteristically
+distinguished to the inner consciousness. I make no scruple, therefore,
+of speaking as from a station of high experience and of most watchful
+attention, which never remitted even under sufferings that were at
+times absolutely frantic.
+
+I. The first hint is one that has been often offered; viz., the
+diminution of the particular liquor used, by the introduction into each
+glass of some inert substance, ascertained in bulk, and equally
+increasing in amount from day to day. But this plan has often been
+intercepted by an accident: shot, or sometimes bullets, were the
+substances nearest at hand; an objection arose from too scrupulous a
+caution of chemistry as to the action upon lead of the vinous acid. Yet
+all objection of this kind might be removed at once, by using beads in
+a case where small decrements were wanted, and marbles, if it were
+thought advisable to use larger. Once for all, however, in cases deeply
+rooted, no advances ought ever to be made but by small stages: for the
+effect, which is insensible at first, by the tenth, twelfth, or
+fifteenth day, generally accumulates unendurably under any bolder
+deductions. I must not stop to illustrate this point; but certain it
+is, that by an error of this nature at the outset, most natural to
+human impatience under exquisite suffering, too generally the trial is
+abruptly brought to an end through the crisis of a passionate relapse.
+
+II. Another object, and one to which the gladiator matched in single
+duel with intemperance, must direct a religious vigilance, is the
+_digestibility_ of his food: it must be digestible not only by its
+original qualities, but also by its culinary preparation. In this last
+point we are all of us Manichćans: all of us yield a cordial assent to
+that Manichćan proverb, which refers the meats and the cooks of this
+world to two opposite fountains of light and of darkness. Oromasdes it
+is, or the good principle, that sends the food; Ahrimanes, or the evil
+principle, that everywhere sends the cooks. Man has been repeatedly
+described or even defined, as by differential privilege of his nature,
+'A cooking animal.' Brutes, it is said, have faces,--man only has a
+countenance; brutes are as well able to eat as man,--man only is able
+to cook what he eats. Such are the romances of self-flattery. I, on the
+contrary, maintain, that six thousand years have not availed, in this
+point, to raise our race generally to the level of ingenious savages.
+The natives of the Society and the Friendly Isles, or of New Zealand,
+and other favored spots, had, and still have, an _art_ of cookery,
+though very limited in its range: the French [Footnote: But judge not,
+reader, of French skill by the attempts of fourth-rate artists; and
+understand me to speak with respect of this skill, not as it is the
+tool of luxury, but as it is the handmaid of health.] have an art, and
+more extensive; but we English are about upon a level (as regards this
+science) with the ape, to whom an instinct whispers that chestnuts may
+be roasted; or with the aboriginal Chinese of Charles Lamb's story, to
+whom the experience of many centuries had revealed thus much, viz.,
+that a dish very much beyond the raw flesh of their ancestors, might be
+had by burning down the family mansion, and thus roasting the pig-stye.
+Rudest of barbarous devices is English cookery, and not much in advance
+of this primitive Chinese step; a fact which it would not be worth
+while to lament, were it not for the sake of the poor trembling
+deserter from the banners of intoxication, who is thus, and by no other
+cause, so often thrown back beneath the yoke which he had abjured. Past
+counting are the victims of alcohol, that, having by vast efforts
+emancipated themselves for a season, are violently forced into
+relapsing by the nervous irritations of demoniac cookery. Unhappily for
+_them_, the horrors of indigestion are relieved for the moment,
+however ultimately strengthened, by strong liquors; the relief is
+immediate, and cannot fail to be perceived; but the aggravation, being
+removed to a distance, is not always referred to its proper cause. This
+is the capital rock and stumbling-block in the path of him who is
+hurrying back to the camps of temperance; and many a reader is likely
+to misapprehend the case through the habit he has acquired of supposing
+indigestion to lurk chiefly amongst _luxurious_ dishes. But, on
+the contrary, it is amongst the plainest, simplest, and commonest
+dishes that such misery lurks, in England. Let us glance at three
+articles of diet, beyond all comparison of most ordinary occurrence,
+viz., potatoes, bread, and butcher's meat. The art of preparing
+potatoes for _human_ use is utterly unknown, except in certain
+provinces of our empire, and amongst certain sections of the laboring
+class. In our great cities,--London, Edinburgh, &c.--the sort of things
+which you see offered at table under the name and reputation of
+potatoes, are such that, if you could suppose the company to be
+composed of Centaurs and Lapithć, or any other quarrelsome people, it
+would become necessary for the police to interfere. The potato of
+cities is a very dangerous missile; and, if thrown with an accurate aim
+by an angry hand, will fracture any known skull. In volume and
+consistency, it is very like a paving-stone; only that, I should say,
+the paving-stone had the advantage in point of tenderness. And upon
+this horrid basis, which youthful ostriches would repent of swallowing,
+the trembling, palpitating invalid, fresh from the scourging of
+alcohol, is requested to build the superstructure of his dinner. The
+proverb says, that three flittings are as bad as a fire; and on that
+model I conceive that three potatoes, as they are found at many British
+dinner-tables, would be equal, in principle of ruin, to two glasses of
+vitriol. The same savage ignorance appears, and only not so often, in
+the bread of this island. Myriads of families eat it in that early
+stage of sponge which bread assumes during the process of baking; but
+less than sixty hours will not fit this dangerous article of human diet
+to be eaten. And those who are acquainted with the works of Parmentier,
+or other learned investigators of bread and of the baker's art, must be
+aware that this quality of sponginess (though quite equal to the ruin
+of the digestive organs) is but one in a legion of vices to which the
+article is liable. A German of much research wrote a book on the
+conceivable faults in a pair of shoes, which he found to be about six
+hundred and sixty-six, many of them, as he observed, requiring a very
+delicate process of study to find out; whereas the possible faults in
+bread, which are not less in number, require no study at all for the
+defection; they publish themselves through all varieties of misery. But
+the perfection of barbarism, as regards our island cookery, is reserved
+for animal food; and the two poles of Oromasdes and Ahrimanes are
+nowhere so conspicuously exhibited. Our insular sheep, for instance,
+are so far superior to any which the continent produces, that the
+present Prussian minister at our court is in the habit of questioning a
+man's right to talk of mutton as anything beyond a great idea, unless
+he can prove a residence in Great Britain. One sole case he cites of a
+dinner on the Elbe, when a particular leg of mutton really struck him
+as rivalling any which he had known in England. The mystery seemed
+inexplicable; but, upon inquiry, it turned out to be an importation
+from Leith. Yet this incomparable article, to produce which the skill
+of the feeder must co-operate with the peculiar bounty of nature, calls
+forth the most dangerous refinements of barbarism in its cookery. A
+Frenchman requires, as the primary qualification of flesh meat, that it
+should be tender. We English universally, but especially the Scots,
+treat that quality with indifference, or with bare toleration. What we
+require is, that it should be fresh, that is, recently killed, (in
+which state it cannot be digestible except by a crocodile;) and we
+present it at table in a transition state of leather, demanding the
+teeth of a tiger to rend it in pieces, and the stomach of a tiger to
+digest it.
+
+With these habits amongst our countrymen, exemplified daily in the
+articles of widest use, it is evident that the sufferer from
+intemperance has a harder quarantine, in this island, to support during
+the effort of restoration, than he could have anywhere else in
+Christendom. In Persia, and, perhaps, there only on this terraqueous
+planet, matters might be even worse: for, whilst we English neglect the
+machinery of digestion, as a matter entitled to little consideration,
+the people of Teheran seem unaware that there _is_ any such
+machinery. So, at least, one might presume, from cases on record, and
+especially from the reckless folly, under severe illness, from
+indigestion, of the three Persian princes, who visited this country, as
+stated by their official _mehmander_, Mr. Fraser. With us, the
+excess of ignorance, upon this subject, betrays itself oftenest in that
+vain-glorious answer made by the people, who at any time are admonished
+of the sufferings which they are preparing for themselves by these
+outrages upon the most delicate of human organs. They, for _their_
+parts, 'know not if they _have_ a stomach; they know not what it
+is that dyspepsy means;' forgetting that, in thus vaunting their
+_strength_ of stomach, they are, at the same time, proclaiming its
+coarseness; and showing themselves unaware that precisely those, whom
+such coarseness of organization reprieves from immediate and seasonable
+reaction of suffering, are the favorite subjects of that heavier
+reaction which takes the shape of _delirium tremens_, of palsy,
+and of lunacy. It is but a fanciful advantage which _they_ enjoy,
+for whom the immediate impunity avails only to hide the final horrors
+which are gathering upon them from the gloomy rear. Better, by far,
+that more of immediate discomfort had guaranteed to them less of
+reversionary anguish. It may be safely asserted, that few, indeed, are
+the suicides amongst us to which the miseries of indigestion have not
+been a large concurring cause; and even where nothing so dreadful as
+_that_ occurs, always these miseries are the chief hinderance of
+the self-reforming drunkard, and the commonest cause of his relapse. It
+is certain, also, that misanthropic gloom and bad temper besiege that
+class, by preference, to whom peculiar coarseness or obtuse sensibility
+of organization has denied the salutary warnings and early prelibations
+of punishment which, happily for most men, besiege the more direct and
+obvious frailties of the digestive apparatus.
+
+The whole process and elaborate machinery of digestion are felt to be
+mean and humiliating when viewed in relation to our mere animal
+economy. But they rise into dignity, and assert their own supreme
+importance, when they arc studied from another station, viz., in
+relation to the intellect and temper; no man dares, _then_, to
+despise them: it is then seen that these functions of the human system
+form the essential basis upon which the strength and health of our
+higher nature repose; and that upon these functions, chiefly, the
+general happiness of life is dependent. All the rules of prudence, or
+gifts of experience that life can accumulate, will never do as much for
+human comfort and welfare as would be done by a stricter attention, and
+a wiser science, directed to the digestive system; in this attention
+lies the key to any perfect restoration for the victim of intemperance:
+and, considering the peculiar hostility to the digestive health which
+exists in the dietetic habits of our own country, it may be feared that
+nowhere upon earth has the reclaimed martyr to intemperance so
+difficult a combat to sustain; nowhere, therefore, is it so important
+to direct the attention upon an _artificial_ culture of those
+resources which naturally, and by the established habits of the land,
+are surest to be neglected. The sheet anchor for the storm-beaten
+sufferer, who is laboring to recover a haven of rest from the agonies
+of intemperance, and who has had the fortitude to abjure the poison
+which ruined, but which also, for brief intervals, offered him his only
+consolation, lies, beyond all doubt, in a most anxious regard to
+everything connected with this supreme function of our animal economy.
+And, as few men that are not regularly trained to medical studies can
+have the complex knowledge requisite for such a duty, some printed
+guide should be sought of a regular professional order. Twenty years
+ago, Dr. Wilson Philip published a valuable book of this class, which
+united a wide range of practical directions as to the choice of diet,
+and as to the qualities and tendencies of all esculent articles likely
+to be found at British tables, with some ingenious speculations upon
+the still mysterious theory of digestion. These were derived from
+experiments made upon rabbits, and had originally been communicated by
+him to the Royal Society of London, who judged them worthy of
+publication in their Transactions. I notice them chiefly for the sake
+of remarking, that the rationale of digestion, as here suggested,
+explains the reason of a fact, which merely _as_ a fact, had not
+been known until modern times, viz., the injuriousness to enfeebled
+stomachs of all fluid. Fifty years ago--and still lingering
+inveterately amongst nurses, and other ignorant persons--there
+prevailed a notion that 'slops' must be the proper resource of the
+valetudinarian; and the same erroneous notion appears in the common
+expression of ignorant wonder at the sort of breakfasts usual amongst
+women of rank in the times of Queen Elizabeth. 'What robust stomachs
+they must have had, to support such solid meals!' As to the question of
+fact, whether the stomachs were more or less robust in those days than
+at the present, there is no need to offer an opinion. But the question
+of principle concerned in scientific dietetics points in the very
+opposite direction. By how much the organs of digestion are feebler, by
+so much is it the more indispensable that solid food and animal food
+should be adopted. A robust stomach may be equal to the trying task of
+supporting a fluid, such as tea for breakfast; but for a feeble
+stomach, and still more for a stomach _enfeebled_ by bad habits,
+broiled beef, or something equally solid and animal, but not too much
+subjected to the action of fire, is the only tolerable diet. This,
+indeed, is the one capital rule for a sufferer from habitual
+intoxication, who must inevitably labor under an impaired digestion;
+that as little as possible he should use of any liquid diet, and as
+little as possible of vegetable diet. Beef, and a little bread, (at the
+least sixty hours old,) compose the privileged bill of fare for his
+breakfast. But precisely it is, by the way, in relation to this
+earliest meal, that human folly has in one or two instances shown
+itself most ruinously inventive. The less variety there is at that
+meal, the more is the danger from any single luxury; and there is one,
+known by the name of 'muffins,' which has repeatedly manifested itself
+to be a plain and direct bounty upon suicide. Darwin, in his
+'Zoonomia,' reports a case where an officer, holding the rank of
+lieutenant-colonel, could not tolerate a breakfast in which this odious
+article was wanting; but, as a savage retribution invariably supervened
+within an hour or two upon this act of insane sensuality, he came to a
+resolution that life was intolerable _with_ muffins, but still
+more intolerable _without_ muffins. He would stand the nuisance no
+longer; but yet, being a just man, he would give nature one final
+chance of reforming her dyspeptic atrocities. Muffins, therefore, being
+laid at one angle of the breakfast-table, and loaded pistols at
+another, with rigid equity the Colonel awaited the result. This was
+naturally pretty much as usual: and then, the poor man, incapable of
+retreating from his word of honor, committed suicide,--having
+previously left a line for posterity to the effect (though I forget the
+expression), 'That a muffinless world was no world for him: better no
+life at all than a life dismantled of muffins.'--Dr. Darwin was a showy
+philosopher, and fond of producing effect, so that some allowance must
+be made in construing the affair. Strictly speaking, it is probable
+that not the especial want of muffins, but the general torment of
+indigestion, was the curse from which the unhappy sufferer sought
+relief by suicide. And the Colonel was not the first by many a million,
+that has fled from the very same form of wretchedness, or from its
+effects upon the genial spirits, to the same gloomy refuge. It should
+never be forgotten that, although some other more overt vexation is
+generally assigned as the proximate cause of suicide, and often may be
+so as regards the immediate occasion, too generally this vexation
+borrowed its whole power to annoy, from the habitual atmosphere of
+irritation in which the system had been kept by indigestion. So that
+indirectly, and virtually, perhaps, all suicides may be traced to
+mismanaged digestion. Meantime, in alluding at all to so dreadful a
+subject as suicide, I do so only by way of giving deeper effect to the
+opinion expressed above, upon the chief cause of relapse into habits of
+intemperance amongst those who have once accomplished their
+deliverance. Errors of digestion, either from impaired powers, or from
+powers not so much enfeebled as deranged, is the one immeasurable
+source both of disease and of secret wretchedness to the human race.
+Life is laid waste by the eternal fretting of the vital forces,
+emanating from this one cause. And it may well be conceived, that if
+cases so endless, even of suicide, in every generation, are virtually
+traceable to this main root, much more must it be able to shake and
+undermine the yet palpitating frame of the poor fugitive from
+intemperance; since indigestion in every mode and variety of its
+changes irresistibly upholds the temptation to that form of excitement
+which, though one foremost cause of indigestion, is yet unhappily its
+sole immediate palliation.
+
+III. Next, after the most vigorous attention, and a scientific
+attention to the digestive system, in power of operation, stands
+_exercise_. Here, however, most people have their own separate
+habits, with respect to the time of exercise, the duration, and the
+particular mode, on which a stranger cannot venture to intrude with his
+advice. Some will not endure the steady patience required for walking
+exercise; many benefit most by riding on horseback; and in days when
+roads were more rugged, and the springs of carriages less improved, I
+have known people who found most advantage in the vibrations
+communicated to the frame by a heavy rumbling carriage. For myself,
+under the ravages of opium, I have found walking the most beneficial
+exercise; besides that, it requires no previous notice or preparation
+of any kind; and this is a capital advantage in a state of drooping
+energies, or of impatient and unresting agitation. I may mention, as
+possibly an accident of my individual temperament, but possibly, also,
+no accident at all, that the relief obtained by walking was always most
+sensibly brought home to my consciousness, when some part of it (at
+least a mile and a half) has been performed before breakfast. In this
+there soon ceased to be any difficulty; for, whilst under the full
+oppression of opium, it was impossible for me to rise at any hour that
+could, by the most indulgent courtesy, be described as within the pale
+of morning, no sooner had there been established any considerable
+relief from this oppression, than the tendency was in the opposite
+direction; the difficulty became continually greater of sleeping even
+to a reasonable hour. Having once accomplished the feat of walking at
+nine A. M., I backed, in a space of seven or eight months, to eight
+o'clock, to seven, to six, five, four, three; until at this point a
+metaphysical fear fell upon me that I was actually backing into
+'yesterday,' and should soon have no sleep at all. Below three,
+however, I did not descend; and, for a couple of years, three and a
+half hours' sleep was all that I could obtain in the twenty-four hours.
+From this no particular suffering arose, except the nervous impatience
+of lying in bed for one moment after awaking. Consequently, the habit
+of walking before breakfast became at length troublesome no longer as a
+most odious duty, but, on the contrary, as a temptation that could
+hardly be resisted on the wettest mornings. As to the quantity of the
+exercise, I found that six miles a day formed the _minimum_ which
+would support permanently a particular standard of animal spirits,
+evidenced to myself by certain apparent symptoms. I averaged about nine
+and a half miles a day; but ascended on particular days to fifteen or
+sixteen, and more rarely to twenty-three or twenty-four; a quantity
+which did not produce fatigue, on the contrary it spread a sense of
+improvement through almost the whole week that followed; but usually,
+in the night immediately succeeding to such an exertion, I lost much of
+my sleep; a privation that, under the circumstances explained, deterred
+me from trying the experiment too often. For one or two years, I
+accomplished more than I have here claimed, viz., from six to seven
+thousand miles in the twelve months. Let me add to this slight abstract
+of my own experience, in a point where it is really difficult to offer
+any useful advice, (the tastes and habits of men varying so much in
+this chapter of exercise,) that one caution seems applicable to the
+case of all persons suffering from nervous irritability, viz., that a
+secluded space should be measured off accurately, in some private
+grounds not liable to the interruption or notice of chance intruders;
+for these annoyances are unendurable to the restless invalid; to be
+questioned upon trivial things is death to him; and the perpetual
+anticipation of such annoyances is little less distressing. Some plan
+must also be adopted for registering the number of rounds performed. I
+once walked for eighteen months in a circuit so confined that forty
+revolutions were needed to complete a mile. These I counted, at one
+time, by a rosary of beads; every tenth round being marked by drawing a
+blue bead, the other nine by drawing white beads. But this plan, I
+found in practice, more troublesome and inaccurate than that of using
+ten detached counters, stones, or anything else that was large enough
+and solid. These were applied to the separate bars of a garden chair;
+the first bar indicating of itself the first decade, the second bar the
+second decade, and so on. In fact, I used the chair in some measure as
+a Roman abacus, but on a still simpler plan; and as the chair offered
+sixteen bars, it followed, that on covering the last bar of the series
+with the ten markers, I perceived without any trouble of calculation
+the accomplishment of my fourth mile.
+
+A necessity, more painful to me by far than that of taking continued
+exercise, arose out of a cause which applies, perhaps, with the same
+intensity only to opium cases, but must also apply in some degree to
+all cases of debilitation from morbid stimulation of the nerves,
+whether by means of wine, or opium, or distilled liquors. In travelling
+on the outside of mails, during my youthful days, for I could not
+endure the inside, occasionally, during the night-time, I suffered
+naturally from cold: no cloaks, &c. were always sufficient to relieve
+this; and I then made the discovery that opium, after an hour or so,
+diffuses a warmth deeper and far more permanent than could be had from
+any other known source. I mention this, to explain, in some measure,
+the awful passion of cold which for some years haunted the inverse
+process of laying aside the opium. It was a perfect frenzy of misery;
+cold was a sensation which then first, as a mode of torment, seemed to
+have been revealed. In the months of July and August, and not at all
+the less during the very middle watch of the day, I sate in the closest
+proximity to a blazing fire; cloaks, blankets, counterpanes,
+hearthrugs, horse-cloths, were piled upon my shoulders, but with hardly
+a glimmering of relief. At night, and after taking coffee, I felt a
+little warmer, and could sometimes afford to smile at the resemblance
+of my own case to that of Harry Gill. [Footnote: 'Harry Gill:'--Many
+readers, in this generation, may not be aware of this ballad as one
+amongst the early poems of Wordsworth. Thirty or forty years ago, it
+was the object of some insipid ridicule, which ought, perhaps, in
+another place, to be noticed. And, doubtless, this ridicule was
+heightened by the false impression that the story had been some old
+woman's superstitious fiction, meant to illustrate a supernatural
+judgment on hard-heartedness. But the story was a physiologic fact;
+and, originally, it had been brought forward in a philosophic work, by
+Darwin, who had the reputation of an irreligious man, and even of an
+infidel. A bold freethinker he certainly was: a Deist, and, by public
+repute, something more.] But, secretly, I was struck with awe at the
+revelation of powers so unsearchably new, lurking within old affections
+so familiarly known as cold. Upon the analogy of this case, it might be
+thought that nothing whatever had yet been truly and seriously felt by
+man; nothing searched or probed by human sensibilities, to a depth
+below the surface. If cold could give out mysteries of suffering so
+novel, all things in the world might be yet unvisited by the truth of
+human sensations. All experience, worthy of the name, was yet to begin.
+Meantime, the external phenomenon, by which the cold expressed itself,
+was a sense (but with little reality) of eternal freezing perspiration.
+From this I was never free; and at length, from finding one general
+ablution sufficient for one day, I was thrown upon the irritating
+necessity of repeating it more frequently than would seem credible, if
+stated. At this time, I used always hot water; and a thought occurred
+to me very seriously that it would be best to live constantly, and,
+perhaps, to sleep in a bath. What caused me to renounce this plan, was
+an accident that compelled me for one day to use cold water. This,
+first of all, communicated any lasting warmth; so that ever afterwards
+I used none _but_ cold water. Now, to live in a _cold_ bath,
+in our climate, and in my own state of preternatural sensibility to
+cold, was not an idea to dally with. I wish to mention, however, for
+the information of other sufferers in the same way, one change in the
+mode of applying the water, which led to a considerable and a sudden
+improvement in the condition of my feelings. I had endeavored to
+procure a child's battledore, as an easy means (when clothed with
+sponge) of reaching the interspace between the shoulders; which
+interspace, by the way, is a sort of Bokhara, so provokingly situated,
+that it will neither suffer itself to be reached from the north, in
+which direction even the Czar, with his long arms, has only singed his
+own fingers, and lost six thousand camels; nor at all better from the
+south, upon which line of approach the greatest potentate in Southern
+Asia, viz., No.--, in Leadenhall Street, has found it the best policy
+to pocket the little Khan's murderous defiances and persevering
+insults. There is no battledore long enough to reach him in either way.
+In my own difficulty, I felt almost as perplexed as the Honorable East
+India Company, when I found that no battledore was to be had; for no
+town was near at hand. In default of a battledore, therefore, my
+necessity threw my experiment upon a long hair-brush; and this,
+eventually, proved of much greater service than any sponge or any
+battledore; for, the friction of the brush caused an irritation on the
+surface of the skin, which, more than anything else, has gradually
+diminished the once continual misery of unrelenting frost; although
+even yet it renews itself most distressingly at uncertain intervals.
+
+IV. I counsel the patient not to make the mistake of supposing that his
+amendment will necessarily proceed continuously, or by equal
+increments; because this, which is a common notion, will certainly lead
+to dangerous disappointments. How frequently I have heard people
+encouraging a self-reformer by such language as this:--'When you have
+got over the fourth day of abstinence, which suppose to be Sunday, then
+Monday will find you a trifle better; Tuesday better still,--though
+still it should be only by a trifle; and so on. You may, at least, rely
+on never going back; you may assure yourself of having seen the worst;
+and the positive improvements, if trifles separately, must soon gather
+into a sensible magnitude.' This may be true in a case of short
+standing: but, as a general rule, it is perilously delusive. On the
+contrary, the line of progress, if exhibited in a geometrical
+construction, would describe an ascending path upon the whole, but with
+frequent retrocessions into descending curves, which, compared with the
+point of ascent that had been previously gained and so vexatiously
+interrupted, would sometimes seem deeper than the original point of
+starting. This mortifying tendency I can report from experience many
+times repeated with regard to opium; and so unaccountably, as regarded
+all the previous grounds of expectation, that I am compelled to suppose
+it a tendency inherent in the very nature of all self-restorations for
+animal systems. They move perhaps necessarily _per saltum_, by,
+intermitting spasms, and pulsations of unequal energy.
+
+V. I counsel the patient frequently to call back before his thoughts--
+when suffering sorrowful collapses, that seem unmerited by anything
+done or neglected--that such, and far worse, perhaps, must have been
+his experience, and with no reversion of hope behind, had he persisted
+in his intemperate indulgencies; _these_ also suffer their own
+collapses, and (so far as things not co-present can be compared) by
+many degrees more shocking to the genial instincts.
+
+VI. I exhort him to believe, that no movement on his own part, not the
+smallest conceivable, towards the restoration of his healthy state, can
+by possibility perish. Nothing in this direction is finally lost; but
+often it disappears and hides itself; suddenly, however, to reappear,
+and in unexpected strength, and much more hopefully; because such
+minute elements of improvement, by reappearing at a remoter stage, show
+themselves to have combined with other elements of the same kind: so
+that equally by their gathering tendency and their duration through
+intervals of apparent darkness, and below the current of what seemed
+absolute interruption, they argue themselves to be settled in the
+system. There is no good gift that does not come from God: almost his
+greatest is health, with the peace which it inherits; and man must reap
+_this_ on the same terms as he was told to reap God's earliest
+gift, the fruits of the earth, viz.: 'in the sweat of his brow,'
+through labor, often through sorrow, through disappointment, but still
+through imperishable perseverance, and hoping under clouds, when all
+hope seems darkened.
+
+VII. It is difficult, in selecting from many memoranda of warning and
+encouragement, to know which to prefer when the space disposable is
+limited. But it seems to me important not to omit this particular
+caution: The patient will be naturally anxious, as he goes on,
+frequently to test the amount of his advance, and its rate, if that
+were possible. But this he will see no mode of doing, except through
+tentative balancings of his feelings, and generally of the moral
+atmosphere around him, as to pleasure and hope, against the
+corresponding states, so far as he can recall them from his periods of
+intemperance. But these comparisons, I warn him, are fallacious, when
+made in this way; the two states are incommensurable on any plan of
+_direct_ comparison. Some common measure must be found, and,
+_out of himself_; some positive fact, that will not bend to his
+own delusive feeling at the moment; as, for instance, in what degree he
+finds tolerable what heretofore was _not_ so--the effort of writing
+letters, or transacting business, or undertaking a journey, or
+overtaking the arrears of labor, that had been once thrown off to a
+distance. If in these things he finds himself improved, by tests that
+cannot be disputed, he may safely disregard any sceptical whispers from
+a wayward sensibility which cannot yet, perhaps, have recovered its
+normal health, however much improved. His inner feelings may not yet
+point steadily to the truth, though they may vibrate in that direction.
+Besides, it is certain that sometimes very manifest advances, such as
+any medical man would perceive at a glance, carry a man through stages
+of agitation and discomfort. A far worse condition might happen to be
+less agitated, and so far more bearable. Now, when a man is positively
+suffering discomfort, when he is below the line of pleasurable feeling,
+he is no proper judge of his own condition, which he neither will nor
+can appreciate. Tooth-ache extorts more groans than dropsy.
+
+VIII. Another important caution is, not to confound with the effects of
+intemperance any other natural effects of debility from advanced years.
+Many a man, having begun to be intemperate at thirty, enters at sixty
+or upwards upon a career of self-restoration. And by self-restoration
+he understands a renewal of that state in which he was when first
+swerving from temperance. But that state, for his memory, is coincident
+with his state of youth. The two states are coadunated. In his
+recollections they are intertwisted too closely. But life, without any
+intemperance at all, would soon have untwisted them. Charles Lamb, for
+instance, at forty-five, and Coleridge at sixty, measured their several
+conditions by such tests as the loss of all disposition to involuntary
+murmuring of musical airs or fragments when rising from bed. Once they
+had sung when rising in the morning light; now they sang no more. The
+_vocal_ utterance of joy, for _them_, was silenced for ever.
+But these are amongst the changes that life, stern power, inflicts at
+any rate; these would have happened, and above all, to men worn by the
+unequal irritations of too much thinking, and by those modes of care
+
+ That kill the bloom before its time,
+ And blanch without the owner's crime
+ The most resplendent hair,
+
+not at all the less had the one drunk no brandy, nor the other any
+laudanum. A man must submit to the conditions of humanity, and not
+quarrel with a cure as incomplete, because in his climacteric year of
+sixty-three, he cannot recover, entirely, the vivacities of thirty-
+five. If, by dipping seven times in Jordan, he had cleansed his whole
+leprosy of intemperance; if, by going down into Bethesda, he were able
+to mount again upon the pinions of his youth,--even then he might
+querulously say,--'But, after all these marvels in my favor, I suppose
+that one of these fine mornings I, like other people, shall have to
+bespeak a coffin.' Why, yes, undoubtedly he will, or somebody
+_for_ him. But privileges so especial were not promised even by
+the mysterious waters of Palestine. Die he must. And counsels tendered
+to the intemperate do not hope to accomplish what might have been
+beyond the baths of Jordan or Bethesda. They do enough, if, being
+executed by efforts in the spirit of earnest sincerity, they make a
+life of _growing_ misery moderately happy for the patient; and,
+through that great change, perhaps, more than moderately useful for
+others.
+
+IX. One final remark I will make:--pointed to the case, not of the yet
+struggling patient, but of him who is fully re-established; and the
+more so, because I (who am no hypocrite, but, rather, frank to an
+infirmity) acknowledge, in myself, the trembling tendency at intervals,
+which would, if permitted, sweep round into currents that might be hard
+to overrule. After the absolute restoration to health, a man is very
+apt to say,--'Now, then, how shall I use my health? To what delightful
+purpose shall I apply it? Surely it is idle to carry a fine jewel in
+one's watch-pocket, and never to astonish the weak minds of this world,
+by wearing it and flashing it in their eyes.' 'But how?' retorts his
+philosophic friend; 'my good fellow, are you not using it at this
+moment? Breathing, for instance, talking to me, (though rather
+absurdly,) and airing your legs at a glowing fire?' 'Why, yes,' the
+other confesses, 'that is all true; but I am dull; and, if you will
+pardon my rudeness, even in spite of your too philosophic presence. It
+is painful to say so, but sincerely, if I had the power, at this
+moment, to turn you, by magic, into a bottle of old port wine, so
+corrupt is my nature, that really I fear lest the exchange might, for
+the moment, strike me as agreeable.' Such a mood, I apprehend, is apt
+to revolve upon many of us, at intervals, however firmly married to
+temperance. And the propensity to it has a root in certain analogies
+running through our nature. If the reader will permit me for a moment
+the use of what, without such an apology, might seem pedantic, I would
+call it the instinct of _focalizing_, which prompts such random
+desires. Feeling is diffused over the whole surface of the body; but
+light is focalized in the eye; sound in the ear. The organization of a
+sense or a pleasure seems diluted and imperfect, unless it is gathered
+by some machinery into one focus, or local centre. And thus it is that
+a general state of pleasurable feeling sometimes seems too
+superficially diffused, and one has a craving to intensify or brighten
+it by concentration through some sufficient stimulant. I, for my part,
+have tried every thing in this world except '_bang_,' which, I
+believe, is obtained from hemp. There are other preparations of hemp
+which have been found to give great relief from _ennui_; not
+ropes, but something lately introduced, which acts upon the system as
+the laughing gas (nitrous oxide) acts at times. One farmer in Mid-
+Lothian was mentioned to me, eight months ago, as having taken it, and
+ever since annoyed his neighbors by immoderate fits of laughter; so
+that in January it was agreed to present him to the sheriff as a
+nuisance. But, for some reason, the plan was laid aside; and now, eight
+months later, I hear that the farmer is laughing more rapturously than
+ever, continues in the happiest frame of mind, the kindest of
+creatures, and the general torment of his neighborhood. Now, I confess
+to having had a lurking interest in this extract of hemp, when first I
+heard of it: and at intervals a desire will continue to make itself
+felt for some deeper compression or centralization of the genial
+feelings than ordinary life affords. But old things will not avail, and
+new things I am now able to resist. Still, as the occasional craving
+does really arise in most men, it is well to notice it; and chiefly for
+the purpose of saying, that this dangerous feeling wears off by
+degrees; and oftentimes for long periods it intermits so entirely as to
+be even displaced by a profound disgust to all modes of artificial
+stimulation. At those times I have remarked that the pleasurable
+condition of health does _not_ seem weakened by its want of
+centralization. It seems to form a thousand centres. This it is well to
+know; because there are many who would resist effectually, if they were
+aware of any natural change going on silently in favor of their own
+efforts, such as would finally ratify the success. Towards such a
+result they would gladly contribute by waiting and forbearing; whilst,
+under despondency as to this result, they might more easily yield to
+some chance temptation.
+
+Finally, there is something to interest us in the _time_ at which
+this temperance movement has begun to stir. Let me close with a slight
+notice of what chiefly impresses myself in the relation between this
+time and the other circumstances of the case. In reviewing history, we
+may see something more than mere convenience in distributing it into
+three chambers; ancient history, ending in the space between the
+Western Empire falling and Mahomet arising; modern history, from that
+time to this; and a new modern history arising at present, or from the
+French Revolution. Two great races of men, our own in a two-headed
+form--British and American, and secondly, the Russian, are those which,
+like rising deluges, already reveal their mission to overflow the
+earth. Both these races, partly through climate, or through derivation
+of blood, and partly through the contagion of habits inevitable to
+brothers of the same nation, are tainted carnally with the appetite for
+brandy, for slings, for juleps. And no fire racing through the forests
+of Nova Scotia for three hundred miles in the direction of some doomed
+city, ever moved so fiercely as the infection of habits amongst the
+dense and fiery populations of republican North America.
+
+But it is remarkable, that the whole _ancient_ system of
+civilization, all the miracles of Greece and Rome, Persia and Egypt,
+moved by the machinery of races that were _not_ tainted with any
+such popular _marasmus_. The taste was slightly sowed, as an
+_artificial_ taste, amongst luxurious individuals, but never ran
+through the laboring classes, through armies, through cities The blood
+and the climate forbade it. In this earliest era of history, all the
+great races, consequently all the great empires, threw themselves, by
+accumulation, upon the genial climates of the south,--having, in fact,
+the magnificent lake of the Mediterranean for their general centre of
+evolutions. Round this lake, in a zone of varying depth, towered the
+whole grandeurs of the Pagan earth. But, in such climates, man is
+naturally temperate. He is so by physical coercion, and for the
+necessities of rest and coolness. The Spaniard, the Moor, or the Arab,
+has no merit in his temperance. The effort, for _him_, would be to
+form the taste for alcohol. He has a vast foreground of disgust to
+traverse before he can reach a taste so remote and alien. No need for
+resistance in his will where nature resists on his behalf. Sherbet,
+shaddocks, grapes, these were innocent applications to thirst. And the
+great republic of antiquity said to her legionary sons:--'Soldier, if
+you thirst, there is the river;--Nile, suppose, or Ebro. Better drink
+there cannot be. Of this you may take "at discretion." Or, if you wait
+till the _impedimenta_ come up, you may draw your ration of _Posca_'
+What was _posca_? It was, in fact, acidulated water; three parts of
+superfine water to one part of the very best vinegar. Nothing stronger
+did Rome, that awful mother, allow to her dearest children, _i. e._,
+her legions. Truest of blessings, that veiling itself in seeming
+sternness, drove away the wicked phantoms that haunt the couches of yet
+greater nations. 'The blessings of the evil genii,' says an Eastern
+proverb, 'these are curses.' And the stern refusals of wisely loving
+mothers,--these are the mightiest of gifts.
+
+Now, on the other hand, our northern climates have universally the
+taste, latent if not developed, for powerful liquors. And through their
+blood, as also through the natural tendency of the imitative principle
+amongst compatriots, from these high latitudes the greatest of our
+modern nations propagate the contagion to their brothers, though
+colonizing warm climates. And it is remarkable that our modern
+preparations of liquors, even when harmless in their earliest stages,
+are fitted, like stepping-stones, for making the transition to higher
+stages that are _not_ harmless. The weakest preparations from
+malt, lead, by graduated steps, to the strongest; until we arrive at
+the intoxicating porter of London, which, under its local name (so
+insidiously delusive) of '_beer_,' diffuses the most extensive
+ravages.
+
+Under these marked circumstances of difference between the ruling races
+of antiquity and of our modern times, it now happens that the greatest
+era by far of human expansion is opening upon us. Two vast movements
+are hurrying into action by velocities continually accelerated--the
+great revolutionary movement from political causes concurring with the
+great physical movement in locomotion and social intercourse, from the
+gigantic (though still infant) powers of steam. No such Titan resources
+for modifying each other were ever before dreamed of by nations: and
+the next hundred years will have changed the face of the world. At the
+opening of such a crisis, had no third movement arisen of resistance to
+intemperate habits, there would have been ground for despondency as to
+the amelioration of the human race. But, as the case stands, the new
+principle of resistance nationally to bad habits, has arisen almost
+concurrently with the new powers of national intercourse; and
+henceforward by a change equally sudden and unlooked for, that new
+machinery, which would else most surely have multiplied the ruins of
+intoxication, has become the strongest agency for hastening its
+extirpation.
+
+
+
+
+ON WAR.
+
+
+Few people need to be told--that associations exist up and down
+Christendom, having the ambitious object of abolishing war. Some go so
+far as to believe that this evil of war, so ubiquitous, so ancient and
+apparently so inalienable from man's position upon earth, is already
+doomed; that not the private associations only, but the prevailing
+voice of races the most highly civilized, may be looked on as tending
+to confederation against it; that sentence of extermination has
+virtually gone forth, and that all which remains is gradually to
+execute that sentence. Conscientiously I find myself unable to join in
+these views. The project seems to me the most romantic of all romances
+in the course of publication. Consequently, when asked to become a
+member in any such association, I have always thought it most
+respectful, because most sincere, to decline. Yet, as it is painful to
+refuse all marks of sympathy with persons whose motives one honors, I
+design at my death to bequeath half-a-crown to the chief association
+for extinguishing war; the said half-crown to be improved in all time
+coming for the benefit of the association, under the trusteeship of
+Europe, Asia, and America, but not of Africa. I really dare not trust
+Africa with money, she is not able as yet to take care of herself. This
+half-crown, a fund that will overshadow the earth before it comes to be
+wanted under the provisions of my will, is to be improved at any
+interest whatever--no matter what; for the vast period of the
+accumulations will easily make good any tardiness of advance, long
+before the time comes for its commencing payment; a point which will be
+soon understood from the following explanation, by any gentleman that
+hopes to draw upon it.
+
+There is in Ceylon a granite _cippus_, or monumental pillar, of
+immemorial antiquity; and to this pillar a remarkable legend is
+attached. The pillar measures six feet by six, _i. e._ thirty-six
+square feet, on the flat tablet of its horizontal surface; and in
+height several _riyanas_, (which arc Ceylonese cubits of eighteen
+inches each,) but of these cubits, there are either eight or twelve;
+excuse me for having forgotten which. At first, perhaps, you will be
+angry, viz., when you hear that this simple difference of four cubits,
+or six feet, measures a difference for your expectations, whether you
+count your expectations in kicks or halfpence, that absolutely strikes
+horror into arithmetic. The singularity of the case is, that the very
+solemnity of the legend and the wealth of the human race in time,
+depend upon the cubical contents of the monument, so that a loss of one
+granite chip is a loss of a frightful infinity; yet, again, for that
+very reason, the loss of all _but_ a chip, leaves behind riches so
+appallingly too rich, that everybody is careless about the four cubits.
+Enough is as good as a feast. Two bottomless abysses take as much time
+for the diver as ten; and five eternities are as frightful to look down
+as four-and-twenty. In the Ceylon legend all turns upon the
+inexhaustible series of ages which this pillar guarantees. But, as one
+inexhaustible is quite enough for one race of men, and you are sure of
+more by ineffable excess than you can use in any private consumption of
+your own, you become generous; 'and between friends,' you say, in
+accepting my apologies for the doubtful error as to the four cubits,
+'what signifies an infinity more or less?'
+
+For the Ceylonese legend is this, that once in every hundred years an
+angel visits this granite pillar. He is dressed in a robe of white
+muslin, muslin of that kind which the Romans called _aura textilis_--
+woven, as might seem, from zephyrs or from pulses of the air, such in
+its transparency, such in its gossamer lightness. Does the angel touch
+the pillar with his foot? Oh no! Even _that_ would be something, but
+even _that_ is not allowed. In his soundless flight across it, he
+suffers the hem of his impalpable robe to sweep the surface as softly
+as a moon-beam. So much and no more of pollution he endures from
+contact with earthly objects. The lowest extremity of his dress,
+but with the delicacy of light, grazes the granite surface. And
+_that_ is all the attrition which the sacred granite receives in
+the course of any one century, and this is all the progress which we,
+the poor children of earth, in any one century make towards the
+exhaustion of our earthly imprisonment. But, argues the subtle legend,
+even _that_ attrition, when weighed in metaphysical scales, cannot
+be denied its value; it has detached from the pillar an atom (no matter
+that it is an invisible atom) of granite dust, the ratio of which atom
+to a grain avoirdupois, if expressed as a fraction of unity, would by
+its denominator stretch from the Accountant-General's office in London
+to the Milky Way. Now the total mass of the granite represents, on this
+scheme of payment, the total funded debt of man's race to Father Time
+and earthly corruption; all this intolerable score, chalked up to our
+debit, we by ourselves and our representatives have to rub off, before
+the granite will be rubbed away by the muslin robe of the proud flying
+angel, (who, if he were a good fellow, might just as well give a sly
+kick with his heel to the granite,) before time will be at an end, and
+the burden of flesh accomplished. But you hear it expressed in terms
+that will astonish Baron Rothschild, what is the progress in
+liquidation which we make for each particular century. A billion of
+centuries pays off a quantity equal to a pinch of snuff. Despair seizes
+a man in contemplating a single _coupon_, no bigger than a
+visiting card, of such a stock as this; and behold we have to keep on
+paying away until the total granite is reduced to a level with a grain
+of mustard-seed. But when that is accomplished, thank heaven, our last
+generation of descendants will be entitled to leave at Master Time's
+door a visiting card, which the meagre shadow cannot refuse to take,
+though he will sicken at seeing it; viz., a P. P. C. card, upon seeing
+which, the old thief is bound to give receipt in full for all debts and
+pretended arrears.
+
+The reader perhaps knows of debts on both sides the Atlantic that have
+no great prospect of being paid off sooner than this in Ceylon.
+
+And naturally, to match this order of debts, moving off so slowly,
+there are funds that accumulate as slowly. My own funded half-crown is
+an illustration. The half-crown will travel in the inverse order of the
+granite pillar. The pillar and the half-crown move upon opposite tacks;
+and there _is_ a point of time (which it is for Algebra to investigate)
+when they will cross each other in the exact moment of their several
+bisections--my aspiring half-crown tending gradually towards
+the fixed stars, so that perhaps it might be right to make the
+man in the moon trustee for that part of the accumulations which rises
+above the optics of sublunary bankers; whilst the Ceylon pillar is
+constantly unweaving its own granite texture, and dwindling earthwards.
+It is probable that each of the parties will have reached its
+consummation about the same time. What is to be done with the mustard-
+seed, Ceylon has forgotten to say. But what is to be done with the
+half-crown and its surplus, nobody can doubt after reading my last will
+and testament. After reciting a few inconsiderable legacies to the
+three continents, and to the man in the moon, for any trouble they may
+have had in managing the hyperbolical accumulations, I go on to
+observe, that, when war is reported to have taken itself off for ever,
+'and no mistake,' (because I foresee many false alarms of a perpetual
+peace,) a variety of inconveniences will arise to all branches of the
+United Service, including the Horse Marines. Clearly there can be no
+more half-pay; and even more clearly, there is an end to full-pay.
+Pensions are at an end for 'good service.' Allowances for wounds cannot
+be thought of, when all wounds shall have ceased except those from
+female eyes--for which the Horse Guards is too little advanced in
+civilization to make any allowance at all. Bargains there will be no
+more amongst auctions of old Government stores. Birmingham will be
+ruined, or so much of it as depended on rifles. And the great Scotch
+works on the river Carron will be hungering for beef, so far as Carron
+depended for beef upon carronades. Other arrears of evil will stretch
+after the extinction of war.
+
+Now upon my half-crown fund (which will be equal to anything by the
+time it is wanted) I charge once and for ever the general relief of all
+these arrears--of the poverty, the loss, the bankruptcy, arising by
+reason of this _quietus_ of final extinction applied to war. I
+charge the fund with a perpetual allowance of half-pay to all the
+armies of earth; or indeed, whilst my hand is in, I charge it with
+_full_ pay. And I strictly enjoin upon my trustees and executors,
+but especially upon the man in the moon, if his unsocial lip has left
+him one spark of gentlemanly feeling, that he and they shall construe
+all claims liberally; nay, with that riotous liberality which is safe
+and becoming, when applied to a fund so inexhaustible. Yes, reader, my
+fund will be inexhaustible, because the period of its growth will be
+measured by the concurrent deposition of the Ceylon mustard-seed from
+the everlasting pillar.
+
+Yet why, or on what principle? It is because I see, or imagine that I
+see, a twofold necessity for war--necessity in two different senses--
+1st, a physical necessity arising out of man's nature when combined
+with man's situation; a necessity under which war may be regarded, if
+you please, as a nuisance, but as a nuisance inalienable from
+circumstances essential to human frailty. 2dly, a moral necessity
+connected with benefits of compensation, such as continually lurk in
+evils acknowledged to be such--a necessity under which it becomes
+lawful to say, that war _ought_ to exist as a balance to opposite
+tendencies of a still more evil character. War is the mother of wrong
+and spoliation: war is a scourge of God--granted; but, like other
+scourges in the divine economy, war purifies and redeems itself in its
+character of a counterforce to greater evils that could not otherwise
+be intercepted or redressed. In two different meanings we say that a
+thing is necessary; either in that case where it is inexorably forced
+on by some sad overruling principle which it is vain to fight against,
+though all good men mourn over its existence and view it as an
+unconditional evil; or secondly, in that case, where an instrument of
+sorrowful consequences to man is nevertheless invoked and postulated by
+man's highest moral interests, is nevertheless clamorously indicated as
+a blessing when looked at in relation to some antagonist cause of evil
+for which it offers the one only remedy or principle of palliation. The
+very evil and woe of man's condition upon earth may be oftentimes
+detected in the necessity of looking to some other woe as the pledge of
+its purification; so that what separately would have been hateful for
+itself, passes mysteriously into an object of toleration, of hope, or
+even of prayer, as a counter-venom to the taint of some more mortal
+poison. Poverty, for instance, is in both senses necessary for man. It
+is necessary in the same sense as thirst is necessary (_i. e._
+inevitable) in a fever--necessary as one corollary amongst many others,
+from the eternal hollowness of all human efforts for organizing any
+perfect model of society--a corollary which, how gladly would all of us
+unite to cancel, but which our hearts suggest, which Scripture solemnly
+proclaims, to be ineradicable from the land. In this sense, poverty is
+a necessity over which we _mourn_,--as one of the dark phases that
+sadden the vision of human life. But far differently, and with a stern
+gratitude, we recognize another mode of necessity for this gloomy
+distinction--a call for poverty, when seen in relation to the manifold
+agencies by which it developes human energies, in relation to the
+trials by which it searches the power of patience and religion, in
+relation to the struggles by which it evokes the nobilities of
+fortitude; or again, amongst those who are not sharers in these trials
+and struggles, but sympathizing spectators, in relation to the
+stimulation by which it quickens wisdom that watches over the causes of
+this evil, or by which it vivifies the spirit of love that labors for
+its mitigation. War stands, or seems to stand, upon the same double
+basis of necessity; a primary necessity that belongs to our human
+degradations, a secondary one that towers by means of its moral
+relations into the region of our impassioned exaltations. The two
+propositions on which I take my stand are these. _First_, that
+there are nowhere latent in society any powers by which it can
+effectually operate on war for its extermination. The machinery is not
+there. The game is not within the compass of the cards. _Secondly_,
+that this defect of power is, though sincerely I grieve in avowing
+such a sentiment, and perhaps (if an infirm reader had his eye
+upon me) I might seem, in sympathy with his weakness, to blush
+--not a curse, no not at all, but on the whole a blessing from
+century to century, if it is an inconvenience from year to year. The
+Abolition Committees, it is to be feared, will be very angry at both
+propositions. Yet, Gentlemen, hear me--strike, but hear me. I believe
+that's a sort of plagiarism from Themistocles. But never mind. I have
+as good a right to the words, until translated back into Greek, as that
+most classical of yellow admirals. '_Pereant qui ante nos nostra
+dixerunt!_'
+
+The first proposition is, that war _cannot_ be abolished. The
+second, and more offensive--that war ought not to be abolished. First,
+therefore, concerning the first. One at a time. Sufficient for the page
+is the evil thereof! How came it into any man's heart, first of all, to
+conceive so audacious an idea as that of a conspiracy against war?
+Whence could he draw any vapor of hope to sustain his preliminary
+steps? And in framing his plot, which way did he set his face to look
+out for accomplices? Revolving this question in times past, I came to
+the conclusion--that, perhaps, this colossal project of a war against
+war, had been first put in motion under a misconception (natural
+enough, and countenanced by innumerable books) as to the true
+historical origin of wars in many notorious instances. If these had
+arisen on trivial impulses, a trivial resistance might have intercepted
+them. If a man has once persuaded himself, that long, costly, and
+bloody wars had arisen upon a point of ceremony, upon a personal pique,
+upon a hasty word, upon some explosion of momentary caprice; it is a
+natural inference, that strength of national will and public
+combinations for resistance, supposing such forces to have been
+trained, organized, and, from the circumstances of the particular
+nation, to be permanently disposable for action, might prove
+redundantly effective, when pointed against a few personal authors of
+war, so presumably weak, and so flexible to any stern counter-volition
+as those _must_ be supposed, whose wars argued so much of vicious
+levity. The inference is unexceptionable: it is the premises that are
+unsound. Anecdotes of war as having emanated from a lady's tea-table or
+toilette, would authorize such inference as to the facilities of
+controlling them. But the anecdotes themselves are false, or false
+substantially. _All_ anecdotes, I fear, are false. I am sorry to
+say so, but my duty to the reader extorts from me the disagreeable
+confession, as upon a matter specially investigated by myself, that all
+dealers in anecdotes are tainted with mendacity. Where is the
+Scotchman, said Dr. Johnson, who does not prefer Scotland to truth?
+but, however this may be, rarer than such a Scotchman, rarer than the
+phoenix, is that virtuous man, a monster he is, nay, he is an
+impossible man, who will consent to lose a prosperous anecdote on the
+consideration that it happens to be a lie. All history, therefore,
+being built partly, and some of it altogether, upon anecdotage, must be
+a tissue of lies. Such, for the most part, is the history of Suetonius,
+who may be esteemed the father of anecdotage; and being such, he (and
+not Herodotus) should have been honored with the title, _Father of
+Lies_. Such is the Augustan history, which is all that remains of
+the Roman empire; such is the vast series of French memoirs, now
+stretching through more than three entire centuries. Are these works,
+then, to be held cheap, because their truths to their falsehoods are in
+the ratio of one to five hundred? On the contrary, they are better, and
+more to be esteemed on that account; because, _now_ they are
+admirable reading on a winter's night; whereas, written on the
+principle of sticking to the truth, they would have been as dull as
+ditch water. Generally, therefore, the dealers in anecdotage are to be
+viewed with admiration, as patriotic citizens, willing to sacrifice
+their own characters, lest their countrymen should find themselves
+short of amusement. I esteem them as equal to Codrus, Timoleon, William
+Tell, or to Milton, as regards the liberty of unlicensed printing. And
+I object to them only in the exceptional case of their being cited as
+authorities for an inference, or as vouchers for a fact. Universally,
+it may be received as a rule of unlimited application,--that when an
+anecdote involves a stinging repartee, or collision of ideas,
+fancifully and brilliantly related to each other by resemblance or
+contrast, then you may challenge it as false to a certainty. One
+illustration of which is--that pretty nearly every memorable
+_propos_, or pointed repartee, or striking _mot_, circulating
+at this moment in Paris or London, as the undoubted property of
+Talleyrand, (that eminent knave,) was ascribed at Vienna, ninety years
+ago, to the Prince de Ligne, and thirty years previously, to Voltaire,
+and so on, regressively, to many other wits (knaves or not); until, at
+length, if you persist in backing far enough, you find yourself amongst
+Pagans, with the very same repartee, &c., doing duty in pretty good
+Greek; [Footnote: This is _literally_ true, more frequently than
+would be supposed. For instance, a jest often ascribed to Voltaire, and
+of late pointedly reclaimed for him by Lord Brougham, as being one that
+he (Lord B.) could swear to for _his_, so characteristic seemed
+the impression of Voltaire's mind upon the _tournure_ of the
+sarcasm, unhappily for this waste of sagacity, may be found recorded by
+Fabricius in the _Bibliotheca Grćca_, as the jest of a Greek who
+has been dead for about seventeen centuries. The man certainly
+_did_ utter the jest; and 1750 years ago. But who it was that he
+stole it from is another question. To all appearance, and according to
+Lord Brougham's opinion, the party robbed must have been M. de
+Voltaire. I notice the case, however, of the Greek thefts and frauds
+committed upon so many of our excellent wits belonging to the 18th and
+19th centuries, chiefly with a view to M. de Talleyrand--that rather
+middling bishop, but very eminent knave. He also has been extensively
+robbed by the Greeks of the 2d and 3d centuries. How else can you
+account for so many of his sayings being found amongst _their_
+pages? A thing you may ascertain in a moment, at any police office, by
+having the Greeks searched: for surely you would never think of
+searching a bishop. Most of the Talleyrand jewels will be found
+concealed amongst the goods of these unprincipled Greeks. But one, and
+the most famous in the whole jewel-case, sorry am I to confess, was
+nearly stolen from the Bishop, not by any Greek, but by an English
+writer, viz., Goldsmith, who must have been dying about the time that
+his Excellency, the diplomatist, had the goodness to be born. That
+famous _mot_ about language, as a gift made to man for the purpose
+of _concealing_ his thoughts, is lurking in Goldsmith's Essays.
+Think of _that!_ Already, in his innocent childhood, whilst the
+Bishop was in petticoats, and almost before he had begun to curse and
+to swear plainly in French, an Irish vagabond had attempted to swindle
+him out of that famous witticism which has since been as good as a
+life-annuity to the venerable knave's literary fame.] sometimes, for
+instance in Hierocles, sometimes in Diogenes Lćrtius, in Plutarch, or
+in Athenćus. Now the thing you know claimed by so many people, could
+not belong to all of them: _all_ of them could not be the inventors.
+Logic and common sense unite in showing us that it must have belonged
+to the moderns, who had clearly been hustled and robbed by the
+ancients, so much more likely to commit a robbery than Christians, they
+being all Gentiles--Pagans--Heathen dogs. What do I infer from this?
+Why, that upon _any_ solution of the case, hardly one worthy
+saying can be mentioned, hardly one jest, pun, or sarcasm, which has
+not been the occasion and subject of many falsehoods--as having been
+_au-(and men)-daciously_ transferred from generation to generation,
+sworn to in every age as this man's property, or that man's,
+by people that must have known they were lying, until you retire
+from the investigation with a conviction, that under any system of
+chronology, the science of lying is the only one that has never
+drooped. Date from _Anno Domini_, or from the Julian era, patronize
+Olympiads, or patronize (as _I_ do, from misanthropy, because nobody
+else _will_) the era of Nabonassar,--no matter, upon every road,
+thicker than mile-stones, you see records of human mendacity, or (which
+is much worse, in my opinion,) of human sympathy with other people's
+mendacity.
+
+This digression, now, on anecdotes,[Footnote: The word 'Anecdotes,'
+first, I believe, came into currency about the middle of the 6th
+century, from the use made of it by Procopius. _Literally_ it
+indicated nothing that could interest either public malice or public
+favor; it promised only _unpublished_ notices of the Emperor
+Justinian, his wife Theodora, Narses, Belisarius, &c. But _why_
+had they been unpublished? Simply because scandalous and defamatory:
+and hence, from the interest which invested the case of an imperial
+court so remarkable, this oblique, secondary and purely accidental
+modification of the word came to influence its _general_ acceptation.
+Simply to have been previously unpublished, no longer raised any
+statement into an anecdote: it now received a new integration
+it must be some fresh publication of _personal_ memorabilia; and
+these having reference to _human_ creatures, must always be
+presumed to involve more evil than good--much defamation
+true or false--much doubtful insinuation--much suggestion of things
+worse than could be openly affirmed. So arose the word: but the
+_thing_ arose with Suetonius, that dear, excellent and hard-
+working 'father of lies.'] is what the learned call an _excursus_,
+and, I am afraid, too long by half; not strictly in proportion. But
+don't mind _that_. I'll make it all right by being too short upon
+something else, at the next opportunity; and then nobody can complain.
+Meantime, I argue, that as all brilliant or epigrammatic anecdotes are
+probably false, (a thing that hereafter I shall have much pleasure in
+making out to the angry reader's satisfaction,) but to a dead certainty
+those anecdotes, in particular, which bear marks in their construction
+that a rhetorical effect of art had been contemplated by the narrator,
+--we may take for granted, that the current stories ascribing modern
+wars (French and English) to accidents the most inconsiderable, are
+false even in a literal sense; but at all events they are so when
+valued philosophically, and brought out into their circumstantial
+relations. For instance, we have a French anecdote, from the latter
+part of the seventeenth century, which ascribes one bloody war to the
+accident of a little 'miff,' arising between the king and his minister
+upon some such trifle as the situation of a palace window. Again, from
+the early part of the eighteenth century, we have an English anecdote,
+ascribing consequences no less bloody to a sudden feud between two
+ladies, and that feud, (if I remember,) tracing itself up to a pair of
+gloves; so that, in effect, the war and the gloves form the two poles
+of the transaction. Harlequin throws a pair of Limerick gloves into a
+corn-mill; and the spectator is astonished to see the gloves
+immediately issuing from the hopper, well ground into seven armies of
+one hundred thousand men each, and with parks of artillery to
+correspond. In these two anecdotes, we recognize at once the able and
+industrious artist arranging his materials with a pious regard to
+theatrical effect. This man knows how to group his figures; well he
+understands where to plant his masses of light and shade; and what
+impertinence it would be in us spectators, the reader suppose and
+myself, to go behind the scenes for critical inquiry into daylight
+realities. All reasonable men see that, the less of such realities our
+artist had to work with, the more was his merit. I am one of those that
+detest all insidious attempts to rob men situated as this artist of
+their fair fame, by going about and whispering that perhaps the thing
+is true. Far from it! I sympathize with the poor trembling artist, and
+agree most cordially that the whole story is a lie; and he may rely
+upon my support at all times to the extent of denying that any vestige
+of truth probably lay at the foundations of his ingenious apologue. And
+what I say of the English fable, I am willing to say of the French one.
+Both, I dare say, were the rankest fictions. But next, what, after all,
+if they were _not?_ For, in the rear of all discussion upon anecdotes,
+considered simply as true or _not_ true, comes finally a _valuation_
+of those anecdotes in their moral relation, and as to the inferences
+which they will sustain. The story, for example, of the French
+minister Louvois, and the adroitness with which he fastened upon
+great foreign potentates, in the shape of war, that irritability
+of temper in his royal master which threatened to consume himself; the
+diplomatic address with which he transmuted suddenly a task so delicate
+as that of skirmishing daily in a Council Chamber with his own
+sovereign, into that far jollier mode of disputation where one replies
+to all objections of the very keenest logician, either with round shot
+or with grape; here is an anecdote, which (for my own part) I am
+inclined to view as pure gasconade. But suppose the story true, still
+it may happen that a better valuation of it may disturb the whole
+edifice of logical inferences by which it seemed to favor the
+speculations of the war abolitionists. Let us see. What _was_ the
+logic through which such a tale as this could lend any countenance to
+the schemes of these abolitionists? That logic travelled in the
+following channel. Such a tale, or the English tale of the gloves,
+being supposed true, it would seem to follow, that war and the purposes
+of war were phenomena of chance growth, not attached to any instinct so
+ancient, and apparently so grooved into the dark necessities of our
+nature, as we had all taken for granted. Usually, we rank war with
+hunger, with cold, with sorrow, with death, afflictions of our human
+state that spring up as inevitably without separate culture and in
+defiance of all hostile culture, as verdure, as weeds, and as flowers
+that overspread in spring time a fertile soil without needing to be
+sown or watered--awful is the necessity, as it seems, of all such
+afflictions. Yet, again, if (as these anecdote simply) war could by
+possibility depend frequently on accidents of personal temperament,
+irritability in a sensual king, wounded sensibilities of pride between
+two sensitive ladies, there in a moment shone forth a light of hope
+upon the crusade against war.
+
+If _personal_ accidents could, to any serious extent, be amongst
+the causes of war, then it would become a hopeful duty to combine
+personal influences that should take an opposite direction. If casual
+causes could be supposed chiefly to have promoted war, how easy for a
+nation to arrange permanent and determinate causes against it! The
+logic of these anecdotes seemed to argue that the whole fountains of
+war were left to the government of chance and the windiest of levities;
+that war was not in reality roused into activity by the evil that
+resides in the human will, but on the contrary, by the simple defect of
+any will energetic enough or steady enough to merit that name.
+Multitudes of evils exist in our social system, simply because no
+steadiness of attention, nor action of combined will, has been
+converged upon them. War, by the silent evidence of these anecdotes,
+seemed to lie amongst that class of evils. A new era might be expected
+to commence in new views upon war; and the evil would be half conquered
+from the moment that it should be traced to a trivial or a personal
+origin.
+
+All this was plausible, but false. The anecdotes, and all similar
+anecdotes, might be true, but were delusive. The logical vice in them
+was--that they substituted an occasion for a cause. The king's ill
+temper for instance, acting through the levity and impatience of the
+minister, might be the _causa occasionalis_ of the war, but not
+its true _causa efficiens_. What _was?_ Where do the true permanent
+causes of war, as distinguished from its proximate excitements,
+find their lodgment and abiding ground? They lie in the system
+of national competitions; in the common political system to which
+all individual nations are unavoidably parties; in the system of
+public forces distributed amongst a number of adjacent nations, with no
+internal principle for adjusting the equilibrium of these forces, and
+no supreme _Areopagus_, or court of appeal, for deciding disputes.
+Here lies the _matrix_ of war, because an eternal _matrix_ of
+disputes lies in a system of interests that are continually the same,
+and therefore the parents of rivalships too close, that are continually
+different, and so far the parents of alienation too wide. All war is an
+instinctive _nisus_ for redressing the errors of equilibrium in
+the relative position of nations amongst nations. Every nation's duty,
+first, midst, and last, is to itself. No nation can be safe from
+continual (because insensible) losses of ground, but by continual
+jealousies, watchings, and ambitious strivings to mend its own
+position. Civilities and high-bred courtesies pass and ought to pass
+between nations; that is the graceful drapery which shrouds their
+natural, fierce, and tiger-like relations to each other. But the
+glaring eyes, which express this deep and inalienable ferocity, look
+out at intervals from below these gorgeous draperies; and sad it is to
+think that at intervals the acts and the temper suitable to those
+glaring eyes _must_ come forward. Mr. Carter was on terms of the
+most exquisite dissimulation with his lions and tigers; but, as often
+as he trusted his person amongst them, if, in the midst of infinite
+politeness exchanged on all sides, he saw a certain portentous
+expression of mutiny kindling in the eyeball of any discontented tiger,
+all was lost, unless he came down instantly upon that tiger's skull
+with a blow from an iron bar, that suggested something like apoplexy.
+On such terms do nations meet in diplomacy; high consideration for each
+other does not conceal the basis of enmity on which they rest; not an
+enmity that belongs to their feelings, but to the necessities of their
+position. Every nation in negotiating has its right hand upon the hilt
+of its sword, and at intervals playfully unsheaths a little of its
+gleaming blade. As things stand at present, war and peace are bound
+together like the vicissitudes of day and night, of Castor and Pollux.
+It matters little which bucket of the two is going up at the moment,
+which going down. Both are steadfastly tied by a system of alternations
+to a revolving wheel; and a new war as certainly becomes due during the
+evolutions of a tedious peace, as a new peace may be relied on during
+the throes of a bloody war, to tranquillize its wounds. Consequently,
+when the arrogant Louvois carried a war to the credit of his own little
+account on the national leger of France, this coxcomb well knew that a
+war was at any rate due about that time. Really, says he, I must find
+out some little war to exhaust the _surplus_ irritability of this
+person, or he'll be the death of me. But irritable or not irritable,
+with a puppy for his minister or not, the French king would naturally
+have been carried headlong into war by the mere system of Europe,
+within a very few months. So much had the causes of complaint
+reciprocally accumulated. The account must be cleansed, the court roll
+of grievances must be purged. With respect to the two English ladies
+again, it is still more evident that they could not have _caused_
+a war by pulling caps with each other, since the grounds of every war,
+what had caused it, and prolonged it, was sure to be angrily reviewed
+by Parliament at each annual exposition of the Finance Minister's
+Budget. These ladies, and the French coxcomb, could at the utmost have
+claimed a distinction--such as that which belonged to a particular
+Turkish gunner, the captain of a gun at Navarino, viz., that he, by
+firing the first shot without orders, did (as a matter of fact) let
+loose and unmuzzle the whole of that dreadful iron hurricane from four
+nations which instantly followed, but which (be it known to the gunner)
+could not have been delayed for fifty minutes longer, whether he had
+fired the unauthorized gun or not.
+
+But now, let me speak to the second proposition of my two-headed
+thesis, viz., that war _ought_ not to be abolished, if such an
+abolition were even possible. _Prima facie_, it seems a dreadful
+doctrine to claim a place for war as amongst the evils that are
+salutary to man; but conscientiously I hold it to be such. I hold with
+Wordsworth, but for reasons which may or may not be the same, since he
+has not stated _his_--
+
+ 'That God's most dreaded instrument,
+ In working out a pure intent,
+ Is man--array'd for mutual slaughter:
+ Yea, Carnage is his daughter.'
+
+I am obliged to hold, that supposing so romantic a condition realized
+as the cessation of war, this change, unless other evils were
+previously abolished, or neutralized in a way still more romantic to
+suppose, would not be for the welfare of human nature, but would tend
+to its rapid degradation.
+
+One, in fact, of the earliest aspects under which this moral necessity
+for war forces itself upon our notice, is its physical necessity. I
+mean to say that one of the earliest reasons why war _ought_ to
+exist, is because under any mode of suppressing war, virtually it
+_will_ exist. Banish war as now administered, and it will revolve
+upon us in a worse shape, that is, in a shape of predatory and ruffian
+war, more and more licentious, as it enjoys no privilege or sufferance,
+by the supposition, under the national laws. Will the causes of war die
+away because war is forbidden? Certainly not; and the only result of
+the prohibition would be to throw back the exercise of war from
+national into private and mercenary hands; and _that_ is precisely
+the retrograde or inverse course of civilization; for, in the natural
+order of civilization, war passes from the hands of knights, barons,
+insulated cities, into those of the universal community. If, again, it
+is attempted to put down this lawless _guerilla_ state by national
+forces, then the result will be to have established an interminable
+warfare of a mixed character, private and public, civil and foreign,
+infesting the frontiers of all states like a fever, and in substitution
+for the occasional and intermitting wars of high national police,
+administered with the dignified responsibility that belongs to supreme
+rank, with the humanity that belongs to conscious power, and with the
+diminishing havoc that belongs to increasing skill in the arts of
+destruction. Even as to this last feature in warfare, which in the war
+of brigands and _condottieri_ would for many reasons instantly
+decay, no reader can fail to be aware of the marvels effected by the
+forces of inventive science that run along side by side with the
+advances of civilization; look back even to the grandest period of the
+humane Roman warfare, listen to the noblest and most merciful of all
+Roman captains, saying on the day of Pharsalia, (and saying of
+necessity,) 'Strike at their faces, cavalry,'--yes, absolutely
+directing his own troopers to plough up with their sabres the blooming
+faces of the young Roman nobility; and then pass to a modern field of
+battle, where all is finished by musquetry and artillery amidst clouds
+of smoke, no soldier recognizing his own desolations, or the ghastly
+ruin of his own right arm, so that war, by losing all its brutality, is
+losing half of its demoralization.
+
+War, so far from ending, because war was forbidden and nationally
+renounced, on the contrary would transmigrate into a more fearful
+shape. As things are at present, (and, observe, they are always growing
+better,) what numbers of noble-minded men, in the persons of our
+officers (yes, and often of non-commissioned officers,) do we British,
+for example, disperse over battle-fields, that could not dishonor their
+glorious uniform by any countenance to an act of cruelty! They are eyes
+delegated from the charities of our domestic life, to overlook and curb
+the license of war. I remember, in Xenophon, some passage where he
+describes a class of Persian gentlemen, who were called the
+_ophthalmoi_, or _eyes_ of the king; but for a very different
+purpose. These British officers may be called the _opthalmoi_, or
+eyes of our Sovereign Lady, that into every corner of the battle carry
+their scrutiny, lest any cruelty should be committed on the helpless,
+or any advantage taken of a dying enemy. But mark, such officers would
+be rare in the irregular troops succeeding to the official armies. And
+through this channel, amongst others, war, when cried down by act of
+Parliament, and precisely _because_ it was cried down, would
+become more perilously effective for the degradation of human nature.
+Being itself dishonored, war would become the more effective as an
+instrument for the dishonoring of its agents. However, at length, we
+will suppose the impossible problem solved--war, we will assume, is at
+last put down.
+
+At length there is no more war. Though by the way, let me whisper in
+your ear, (supposing you to be a Christian,) this would be a
+prelibation drawn prematurely from the cup of millennial happiness;
+and, strictly speaking, there is no great homage to religion, even thus
+far--in figuring _that_ to be the purchase of man for himself, and
+through his own efforts, which is viewed by Scripture as a glory
+removed to the infinite and starry distance of a millennium, and as the
+_teleutaion epigeinaema_, the last crowning attainment of
+Christian truth, no longer _militant_ on earth. Christianity it
+is, but Christianity when _triumphant_, and no longer in conflict
+with adverse, or thwarting, or limiting influences, which only can be
+equal to a revolution so mighty. But all this, for the sake of pursuing
+the assumption, let us agree to waive. In reality, there are two
+separate stations taken up by the war denouncers. One class hold, that
+an influence derived from political economy is quite equal to the
+flying leap by which man is to clear this unfathomable gulph of war,
+and to land his race for ever on the opposite shore of a self-
+sustaining peace. Simply, the contemplation of national debts, (as a
+burthen which never would have existed without war,) and a computation
+of the waste, havoc, unproductive labor, &c., attached to any single
+campaign--these, they imagine, might suffice, _per se_, for the
+extinction of war. But the other class cannot go along with a
+speculation so infirm. Reasons there are, in the opposite scale,
+tempting man into war,--which are far mightier than any motives
+addressed to his self-interest. Even straining her energies to the
+utmost, they regard all policy of the _purse_ as adequate: anything
+short of religion, they are satisfied, must be incommensurate to a
+result so vast.
+
+I myself certainly agree with this last class; but upon this arises a
+delusion, which I shall have some trouble in making the reader
+understand: and of this I am confident-that a majority, perhaps, in
+every given amount of readers, will share in the delusion; will part
+from me in the persuasion that the error I attempt to expose is no
+error at all, but that it is myself who am in the wrong. The delusion
+which I challenge as such, respects the very meaning and value of a
+sacrifice made to Christianity. What is it? what do we properly mean,
+by a concession or a sacrifice made to a spiritual power, such as
+Christianity? If a king and his people, impressed by the unchristian
+character of war, were to say, in some solemn act--'We, the parties
+undersigned, for the reasons stated in the body of this document,
+proclaim to all nations, that from and after Midsummer eve of the year
+1850, this being the eve of St. John the Baptist, (who was the herald
+of Christ,) we will no more prosecute any interest of ours, unless the
+one sole interest of national defence, by means of war,--and this
+sacrifice we make as a concession and act of homage to Christianity,--
+would _that_ vow, I ask, sincerely offered, and steadily observed,
+really be a sacrifice made to Christianity? Not at all. A sacrifice,
+that was truly such, to a spiritual religion, must be a sacrifice not
+verbally (though sincerely) dedicating itself to the religion, but a
+sacrifice wrought and accomplished by that religion, through and by its
+own spirit. Midsummer eve of 1850 could clearly make no spiritual
+change in the king or his people--such they would be on the morning
+after St. John's day, as on the morning before it--_i. e._, filled
+with all elements (though possibly undeveloped) of strife, feud,
+pernicious ambition,
+
+The delusion, therefore, which I charge upon this religious class of
+war denouncers is, that whilst they see and recognize this infinite
+imperfection of any influence which Christianity yet exercises upon the
+world, they nevertheless rely upon that acknowledged shadow for the
+accomplishment of what would, in such circumstances, be a real miracle;
+they rely upon that shadow, as truly and entirely as if it were already
+that substance which, in a vast revolution of ages, it will finally
+become. And they rely upon this mockery in _two_ senses; first,
+for the _endurance_ of the frail human resolution that would thaw
+in an hour before a great outrage, or provocation suited to the nobler
+infirmities of man. Secondly, which is the point I mainly aim at,
+assuming, for a moment, that the resolution _could_ endure,
+amongst all mankind, we are all equally convinced, that an evil so vast
+is not likely to be checked or controlled, except by some very
+extraordinary power. Well, where _is_ it? Show me that power. I
+know of none but Christianity. _There_, undoubtedly, is hope. But,
+in order that the hope may become rational, the power must become
+practical. And practical it is not in the extent required, until this
+Christianity, from being dimly appreciated by a section [Footnote
+_What_ section, if you please? I, for my part, do not agree with
+those that geographically degrade Christianity as occupying but a
+trifle on the area of our earth. Mark this; all Eastern populations
+have dwindled upon better acquaintance. Persia that _ought_ to
+have, at least, two hundred and fifty millions of people, and
+_would_ have them under English government, and once was supposed
+to have at least one hundred millions, how many millions has she?
+_Eight!_ This was ascertained by Napoleon's emissary in 1808,
+General Gardanne. Afghanistan has very little more, though some falsely
+count fourteen millions. There go two vast chambers of Mahometanism;
+not twenty millions between them. Hindostan may _really_ have one
+hundred and twenty millions claimed for her. As to the Burman Empire,
+I, nor anybody else knows the truth. But, as to China, I have never for
+a moment been moved by those ridiculous estimates of the flowery
+people, which our simple countrymen copy. Instead of three hundred and
+fifty millions, a third of the human race upon the most exaggerated
+estimate, read eighty or one hundred millions at most. Africa, as it
+regards religion, counts for a cipher. Europe, America, and the half of
+Asia, as to space, are Christian. Consequently, the total _facit_,
+as regards Christianity, is not what many amiable infidels make it to
+be. My dears, your wish was father to that thought.] of this world,
+shall have been the law that overrides the whole. That consummation is
+not immeasurably distant. Even now, from considerations connected with
+China, with New Zealand, Borneo, Australia, we may say, that already
+the fields are white for harvest. But alas! the interval is brief
+between Christianity small, and Christianity great, as regards space or
+terraqueous importance, compared with that interval which separates
+Christianity formally professed, from Christianity thankfully
+acknowledged by universal man in beauty and power.
+
+Here, therefore, is one spoke in the wheel for so vast a change as war
+dethroned, viz., that you see no cause, though you should travel round
+the whole horizon, adequate to so prodigious an effect. What could do
+it? Why, Christianity could do it. Aye, true; but man disarms
+Christianity. And no mock Christianity, no lip homage to Christianity,
+will answer.
+
+But is war, then, to go on for ever? Are we never to improve? Are
+nations to conduct their intercourse eternally under the secret
+understanding that an unchristian solution of all irreconcileable feuds
+stands in the rear as the ultimate appeal? I answer that war, going on
+even for ever, may still be for ever amending its modes and its results
+upon human happiness; secondly, that we not only are under no fatal
+arrest in our process of improvement, but that, as regards war, history
+shows how steadily we _have_ been improving; and, thirdly, that
+although war may be irreversible as the last resource, this last
+resource may constantly be retiring further into the rear. Let us speak
+to this last point. War is the last resource only, because other and
+more intellectual resources for solving disputes are not available. And
+_why_ are they not? Simply, because the knowledge, and the logic,
+which ultimately will govern the case, and the very circumstances of
+the case itself in its details, as the basis on which this knowledge
+and logic are to operate, happen not to have been sufficiently
+developed. A code of law is not a spasmodic effort of gigantic talent
+in any one man or any one generation; it is a slow growth of accidents
+and occasions expanding with civilization; dependent upon time as a
+multiform element in its development; and presupposing often a
+concurrent growth of _analogous_ cases towards the completion of
+its system. For instance, the law which regulates the rights of
+shipping, seafaring men, and maritime commerce--how slow was its
+development! Before such works as the _Consolato del Mare_ had
+been matured, how wide must have been the experience, and how slow its
+accumulation! During that long period of infancy for law, how many must
+have been the openings for ignorant and unintentional injustice! How
+differently, again, will the several parties to any transaction
+construe the rights of the case! Discussion, without rules for guiding
+it, will but embitter the dispute. And in the absence of all guidance
+from the intellect, gradually weaving a _common_ standard of
+international appeal, it is clear that nations _must_ fight, and
+_ought_ to fight. Not being convinced, it is base to pretend that
+you _are_ convinced; and failing to be convinced by your neighbor's
+arguments, you confess yourself a poltroon (and moreover you
+_invite_ injuries from every neighbor) if you pocket your wrongs.
+The only course in such a case is to thump your neighbor, and to thump
+him soundly for the present. This treatment is very serviceable to your
+neighbor's optics; he sees things in a new light after a sufficient
+course of so distressing a regimen. But mark, even in this case, war
+has no tendency to propagate war, but tends to the very opposite
+result. To thump is as costly, and in other ways as painful, as to
+_be_ thumped. The evil to both sides arises in an undeveloped
+state of law. If rights were defined by a well considered code growing
+out of long experience, each party sees that this scourge of war would
+continually tend to limit itself. Consequently the very necessity of
+war becomes the strongest invitation to that system of judicial logic
+which forms its sole limitation. But all war whatsoever stands in these
+circumstances. It follows that all war whatever, unless on the brutal
+principle of a Spartan warfare, that made war its own sufficient object
+and self-justification, operates as a perpetual bounty offered to men
+upon the investigation and final adjudication of those disputed cases
+through which war prospers. Hence it is, viz., because the true
+boundaries of reciprocal rights are for ever ascertaining themselves
+more clearly, that war is growing less frequent. The fields open to
+injustice (which originally from pure ignorance are so vast)
+continually (through deeper and more expansive surveys by man's
+intellect--searching--reflecting--comparing) are narrowing themselves;
+narrowing themselves in this sense, that all nations under a common
+centre of religious civilization, as Christendom suppose, or Islamism,
+would not fight--no, and would not (by the national sense of wrong and
+right) be permitted to fight--in a cause _confessedly_ condemned
+by equity as now developed. The causes of war that still remain, are
+causes on which international law is silent--that large arrear of cases
+as yet unsettled; or else they are cases in which though law speaks
+with an authentic voice, it speaks in vain, because the circumstances
+are doubtful; so that, if the law is fixed as a lamp nailed to a wall,
+yet the _incidence_ of the law on the particular circumstances,
+becomes as doubtful as the light of the lamp upon objects that are
+capriciously moving. We see all this illustrated in a class of cases
+that powerfully illustrate the good and the bad in war, the why and the
+wherefore, as likewise the why _not_, and therefore I presume the
+wherefore _not_; and this class of cases belongs to the _lex
+vicinitatis_. In the Roman law this section makes a great figure.
+And speaking accurately, it makes a greater in our own. But the reason
+why this _law of neighborhood_ seems to fill so much smaller a
+section in ours, is because in English law, being _positively_ a
+longer section, _negatively_ to the whole compass of our law, it
+is less. The Roman law would have paved a road to the moon. And what is
+_that_ expressed in time? Let us see: a railway train, worked at
+the speed of the Great Western Express, accomplishes easily a thousand
+miles in twenty-four hours; consequently in two hundred and forty days
+or eight months it would run into the moon with its buffers, and break
+up the quarters of that Robinson Crusoe who (and without any Friday) is
+the only policeman that parades that little pensive appendage or tender
+to our fuming engine of an earth. But the English law--oh frightful
+reader, don't even think of such a question as its relation in space
+and time to the Roman law. That it would stretch to the fixed stars is
+plain, but to which of them,--don't now, dear persecuting reader,
+unsettle our brains by asking. Enough it is that both in Roman and
+English law the rights of neighborhood are past measuring. Has a man a
+right to play the German flute, where the partitions are slender, all
+day long in the house adjoining to yours? Or, supposing a beneficent
+jury (beneficent to _him_) finds this to be no legal nuisance, has
+he a right to play it ill? Or, because juries, when tipsy, will wink at
+anything, does the privilege extend to the jew's-harp? to the poker and
+tongs? to the marrowbones and cleavers? Or, without ranging through the
+whole of the _Spectator's_ culinary music, will the bagpipes be
+found within benefit of jury law? _War to the knife_ I say, before
+we'll submit to _that_. And if the law won't protect us against
+it, then we'll turn rebels.
+
+Now this law of neighborhood, this _lex vicinitatis_, amongst the
+Romans, righted itself and settled itself, as amongst ourselves it
+continues to do, by means of actions or legal suits. If a man poisons
+us with smoke, we compel him by an action to eat his own smoke, or (if
+he chooses) to make his chimneys eat it. Here you see is a transmuted
+war; in a barbarous state, fire and sword would have avenged this
+invasion of smoke; but amongst civilized men, paper bullets in the form
+of _Qui tam_ and _Scire facias_, beat off the enemy. And on the same
+principle, exactly as the law of international rights clears up its
+dark places, war gradually narrows its grounds, and the _jus gentium_
+defines itself through national attorneys, _i. e._, diplomatists.
+
+For instance, now I have myself seen a case where a man cultivating a
+flower-garden, and distressed for some deliverance from his rubbish of
+dead leaves, litter, straw, stones, took the desperate resolution of
+projecting the whole upon his neighbor's flower-garden. I, a chance
+spectator of the outrage, knew too much of this world to lodge any
+protest against it, on the principle of mere abstract justice; so it
+would have passed unnoticed, but for the accident that his injured
+neighbor unexpectedly raised up his head above the dividing wall, and
+reproached the aggressor with his unprincipled conduct. This aggressor,
+adding evil to evil, suggested as the natural remedy for his own wrong,
+that the sufferer should pass the nuisance onwards to the garden next
+beyond him; from which it might be posted forward on the same
+principle. The aggrieved man, however, preferred passing it back,
+without any discount to the original proprietor. Here now, is a ripe
+case, a _causa teterrima_, for war between the parties, and for a
+national war had the parties been nations. In fact, the very same
+injury, in a more aggravated shape, is perpetrated from time to time by
+Jersey upon ourselves, and would, upon a larger scale, right itself by
+war. Convicts are costly to maintain; and Jersey, whose national
+revenue is limited, being too well aware of this, does us the favor to
+land upon the coasts of Hampshire, Dorset, &c., all the criminals whom
+she cannot summarily send back to self-support, at each jail-delivery.
+'What are we to do in England?' is the natural question propounded by
+the injured scoundrels, when taking leave of their Jersey escort.
+'Anything you please,' is the answer: 'rise if you can, to be dukes:
+only never come back hither; since, dukes or _no_ dukes, to the
+rest of Christendom, to _us_ of the Channel Islands you will
+always be transported felons.' There is therefore a good right of
+action, _i.e._, a good ground of war, against Jersey, on the part
+of Great Britain, since, besides the atrocious injury inflicted, this
+unprincipled little island has the audacity to regard our England, (all
+Europe looking on,) as existing only for the purposes of a sewer or
+cess-pool to receive _her_ impurities. Some time back I remember a
+Scottish newspaper holding up the case as a newly discovered horror in
+the social system. But, in a quiet way Jersey has always been engaged
+in this branch of exportation, and rarely fails to 'run' a cargo of
+rogues upon our shore, once or so in the season. What amuses one
+besides, in this Scottish denunciation of the villany, is, that
+Scotland [Footnote: To banish them 'forth of the kingdom,' was the
+_euphuismus_; but the reality understood was--to carry the knaves,
+like foxes in a bag, to the English soil, and there unbag them for
+English use.] of old, pursued the very same mode of jail-delivery as to
+knaves that were not thought ripe enough for hanging: she carted them
+to the English border, unchained them, and hurried them adrift into the
+wilderness, saying--Now, boys, shift for yourselves, and henceforth
+plunder none but Englishmen.
+
+What I deduce from all this is, that as the feuds arising between
+individuals under the relation of neighbors, are so far from tending to
+a hostile result, that, on the contrary, as coming under a rule of law
+already ascertained, or furnishing the basis for a new rule, they
+gradually tighten the cords which exclude all opening for quarrel; not
+otherwise is the result, and therefore the usefulness, of war amongst
+nations. All the causes of war, the occasions upon which it is likely
+to arise, the true and the ostensible motives, are gradually evolved,
+are examined, searched, valued, by publicists; and by such means, in
+the further progress of men, a comprehensive law of nations will
+finally be accumulated, not such as now passes for international law,
+(a worthless code that _has_ no weight in the practice of nations,
+nor deserves any,) but one which will exhaust the great body of cases
+under which wars have arisen under the Christian era, and gradually
+collect a public opinion of Christendom upon the nature of each
+particular case. The causes that _have_ existed for war are the
+causes that _will_ exist; or, at least, they are the same under
+modifications that will simply vary the rule, as our law cases in the
+courts are every day circumstantiating the particular statute
+concerned. At this stage of advance, and when a true European opinion
+has been created, a '_sensus communis_,' or community of feeling
+on the main classifications of wars, it will become possible to erect a
+real Areopagus, or central congress for all Christendom, not with any
+commission to suppress wars,--a policy which would neutralize itself by
+reacting as a fresh cause of war, since high-spirited nations would arm
+for the purpose of resisting such decrees; but with the purpose and the
+effect of oftentimes healing local or momentary animosities, and also
+by publishing the opinion of Europe, assembled in council, with the
+effect of taking away the shadow of dishonor from the act of retiring
+from war. Not to mention that the mere delay, involved in the waiting
+for the solemn opinion of congress, would always be friendly to pacific
+councils. But _would_ the belligerents wait? That concession might
+be secured by general exchange of treaties, in the same way that the
+cooperation of so many nations has been secured to the suppression of
+the trade in slaves. And one thing is clear, that when all the causes
+of war, involving _manifest_ injustice, are banished by the force
+of European opinion, focally converged upon the subject, the range of
+war will be prodigiously circumscribed. The costliness of war, which,
+for various reasons has been continually increasing since the feudal
+period, will operate as another limitation upon its field, concurring
+powerfully with the public declaration from a council of collective
+Christendom.
+
+There is, besides, a distinct and separate cause of war, more fatal to
+the possibilities of peace in Europe than open injustice; and this
+cause being certainly in the hands of nations to deal with as they
+please, there is a tolerable certainty that a congress _sincerely_
+pacific would cut it up by the roots. It is a cause noticed by Kant in
+his Essay on Perpetual Peace, and with great sagacity, though otherwise
+that little work is not free from visionary self-delusions: and this
+cause lies in the diplomacy of Europe. Treaties of peace are so
+constructed, as almost always to sow the seeds of future wars. This
+seems to the inexperienced reader a matter of carelessness or laxity in
+the choice of expression; and sometimes it may have been so; but more
+often it has been done under the secret dictation of powerful courts--
+making peaces only as truces, anxious only for time to nurse their
+energies, and to keep open some plausible call for war. This is not
+only amongst the most extensive causes of war, but the very worst:
+because it gives a colorable air of justice, and almost of necessity to
+a war, which is, in fact, the most outrageously unjust, as being
+derived from a pretext silently prepared in former years, with mere
+subtlety of malice: it is a war growing out of occasions, forged
+beforehand, lest no occasions should spontaneously arise. Now, this
+cause of war could and would be healed by a congress, and through an
+easy reform in European diplomacy.[Footnote: One great _nidus_ of
+this insidious preparation for war under the very masque of peace,
+which Kant, from brevity, has failed to particularize, lies in the
+neglecting to make any provision for cases that are likely enough to
+arise. A, B, C, D, are all equally possible, but the treaty provides a
+specific course of action only for A, suppose. Then upon B or C
+arising, the high contracting parties, though desperately and equally
+pacific, find themselves committed to war actually by a treaty of
+lasting peace. Their pacific majesties sigh, and say--Alas! that it
+should be so, but really fight we must, for what says the treaty?]
+
+It is the strongest confirmation of the power inherent in growing
+civilization, to amend war, and to narrow the field of war, if we look
+back for the records of the changes in this direction which have
+already arisen in generations before our own.
+
+The most careless reviewer of history can hardly fail to read a rude
+outline of progress made by men in the rights, and consequently in the
+duties of war through the last twenty-five centuries. It is a happy
+circumstance for man--that oftentimes he is led by pure selfishness
+into reforms, the very same as high principle would have prompted; and
+in the next stage of his advance, when once habituated to an improved
+code of usages, he begins to find a gratification to his sensibilities,
+(partly luxurious sensibilities, but partly moral,) in what originally
+had been a mere movement of self-interest. Then comes a third stage, in
+which having thoroughly reconciled himself to a better order of things,
+and made it even necessary to his own comfort, at length he begins in
+his reflecting moments to perceive a moral beauty and a fitness in
+arrangements that had emanated from accidents of convenience, so that
+finally he generates a sublime pleasure of conscientiousness out of
+that which originally commenced in the meanest forms of mercenary
+convenience. A Roman lady of rank, out of mere voluptuous regard to her
+own comfort, revolted from the harsh clamors of eternal chastisements
+inflicted on her numerous slaves; she forbade them; the grateful slaves
+showed their love for her; gradually and unintentionally she trained
+her feelings, when thus liberated from a continual temptation to the
+sympathies with cruelty, into a demand for gentler and purer
+excitement. Her purpose had been one of luxury; but, by the benignity
+of nature still watching for ennobling opportunities, the actual result
+was a development given to the higher capacities of her heart. In the
+same way, when the brutal right (and in many circumstances the brutal
+duty) of inflicting death upon prisoners taken in battle, had exchanged
+itself for the profits of ransom or slavery, this relaxation of
+ferocity (though commencing in selfishness) gradually exalted itself
+into a habit of mildness, and some dim perception of a sanctity in
+human life. The very vice of avarice ministered to the purification of
+barbarism; and the very evil of slavery in its earliest form was
+applied to the mitigation of another evil--war conducted in the spirit
+of piratical outrage. The commercial instincts of men having worked one
+set of changes in war, a second set of changes was prompted by
+instincts derived from the arts of ornament and pomp. Splendor of arms,
+of banners, of equipages, of ceremonies, and the elaborate forms of
+intercourse with enemies through conferences, armistices, treaties of
+peace, &c., having tamed the savagery of war into connection with modes
+of intellectual grandeur, and with the endless restraints of
+superstition or scrupulous religion,--a permanent light of civilization
+began to steal over the bloody shambles of buccaneering warfare. Other
+modes of harmonizing influences arose more directly from the bosom of
+war itself. Gradually the mere practice of war, and the culture of war
+though merely viewed as a rude trade of bloodshed, ripened into an
+intellectual art. Were it merely with a view to more effectual carnage,
+this art (however simple and gross at first) opened at length into wide
+scientific arts, into strategies, into tactics, into castrametation,
+into poliorcetics, and all the processes through which the first rude
+efforts of martial cunning finally connect themselves with the
+exquisite resources of science. War, being a game in which each side
+forces the other into the instant adoption of all improvements through
+the mere necessities of self-preservation, became continually more
+intellectual.
+
+It is interesting to observe the steps by which, were it only through
+impulses of self-conservation, and when searching with a view to more
+effectual destructiveness, war did and must refine itself from a horrid
+trade of butchery into a magnificent and enlightened science. Starting
+from no higher impulse or question than how to cut throats most
+rapidly, most safely, and on the largest scale, it has issued even at
+our own stage of advance into a science, magnificent, oftentimes
+ennobling, and cleansed from all horrors except those which (not being
+within man's power utterly to divorce from it) no longer stand out as
+reproaches to his humanity.
+
+Meantime a more circumstantial review of war, in relation to its
+motives and the causes assigned for its justification, would expose a
+series of changes greater perhaps than the reader is aware of. Such a
+review, which would too much lengthen a single paper, may or may not
+form the subject of a second. And I will content myself with saying, as
+a closing remark, that this review will detect a principle of steady
+advance in the purification and elevation of war--such as must offer
+hope to those who believe in the possibility of its absolute
+extermination, and must offer consolation to those who (like myself)
+deny it.
+
+
+
+
+THE LAST DAYS OF IMMANUEL KANT.
+
+
+I take it for granted that every person of education will acknowledge
+some interest in the personal history of Immanuel Kant. A great man,
+though in an unpopular path, must always be an object of liberal
+curiosity. To suppose a reader thoroughly indifferent to Kant, is to
+suppose him thoroughly unintellectual; and, therefore, though in
+reality he should happen _not_ to regard him with interest, it is
+one of the fictions of courtesy to presume that he does. On this
+principle I make no apology to the reader for detaining him upon a
+short sketch of Kant's life and domestic habits, drawn from the
+authentic records of his friends and pupils. It is true, that, without
+any illiberality on the part of the public in this country, the
+_works_ of Kant are not regarded with the same interest which has
+gathered about his _name_; and this may be attributed to three
+causes--first, to the language in which they are written; secondly, to
+the supposed obscurity of the philosophy which they teach, whether
+intrinsic or due to Kant's particular mode of expounding it; thirdly,
+to the unpopularity of all speculative philosophy, no matter how
+treated, in a country where the structure and tendency of society
+impress upon the whole activities of the nation a direction exclusively
+practical. But, whatever may be the immediate fortunes of his writings,
+no man of enlightened curiosity will regard the author himself without
+something of a profounder interest. Measured by one test of power,
+viz., by the number of books written directly for or against himself,
+to say nothing of those which he has indirectly modified, there is no
+philosophic writer whatsoever, if we except Aristotle, who can pretend
+to approach Kant in the extent of the influence which he has exercised
+over the minds of men. Such being his claims upon our notice, I repeat
+that it is no more than a reasonable act of respect to the reader--to
+presume in him so much interest about Kant as will justify a sketch of
+his life.
+
+Immanuel Kant, [Footnote: By the paternal side, the family of Kant was
+of Scotch derivation; and hence it is that the name was written by Kant
+the father--_Cant_, that being a Scotch name, and still to be found
+in Scotland. But Immanuel, though he always cherished his Scotch
+descent, substituted a _K_ for a _C_, in order to adapt it better
+to the analogies of the German language.] the second of six
+children, was born at Königsberg, in Prussia, a city at that time
+containing about fifty thousand inhabitants, on the 22d of April, 1724.
+His parents were people of humble rank, and not rich even for their own
+station, but able (with some assistance from a near relative, and a
+trifle in addition from a gentleman, who esteemed them for their piety
+and domestic virtues,) to give their son Immanuel a liberal education.
+He was sent when a child to a charity school; and, in the year 1732,
+removed to the Royal (or Frederician) Academy. Here he studied the
+Greek and Latin classics, and formed an intimacy with one of his
+schoolfellows, David Ruhnken, (afterwards so well known to scholars
+under his Latin name of Ruhn-kenius,) which lasted until the death of
+the latter. In 1737, Kant lost his mother, a woman of excellent
+character, and of accomplishments and knowledge beyond her rank, who
+contributed to the future eminence of her illustrious son by the
+direction which she gave to his youthful thoughts, and by the elevated
+morals to which she trained him. Kant never spoke of her to the end of
+his life without the utmost tenderness, and acknowledgment of his great
+obligations to her maternal care. In 1740, at Michćlmas, he entered the
+University of Königsberg. In 1746, when about twenty-two years old, he
+printed his first work, upon a question partly mathematical and partly
+philosophic, viz., the valuation of living forces. The question had
+been first moved by Leibnitz, in opposition to the Cartesians, and was
+here finally settled, after having occupied most of the great
+mathematicians of Europe for more than half a century. It was dedicated
+to the King of Prussia, but never reached him--having, in fact, never
+been published. [Footnote: To this circumstance we must attribute its
+being so little known amongst the philosophers and mathematicians of
+foreign countries, and also the fact that D'Alembert, whose philosophy
+was miserably below his mathematics, many years afterwards still
+continued to represent the dispute as a verbal one.] From this time
+until 1770, he supported himself as a private tutor in different
+families, or by giving private lectures in Königsberg, especially to
+military men on the art of fortification. In 1770, he was appointed to
+the Chair of Mathematics, which he exchanged soon after for that of
+Logic and Metaphysics. On this occasion, he delivered an inaugural
+disputation--[_De Mundi Sensibilis atque Intelligibilis Forma et
+Principiis_]--which is remarkable for containing the first germs of
+the Transcendental Philosophy. In 1781, he published his great work,
+the _Critik der Reinen Vernunft,_ or _Investigation of the Pure
+Reason_. On February 12, 1804, he died.
+
+These are the great epochs of Kant's life. But his was a life
+remarkable not so much for its incidents, as for the purity and
+philosophic dignity of its daily tenor; and of this the best impression
+will be obtained from Wasianski's account of his last years, checked
+and supported by the collateral testimonies of Jachmann, Rink,
+Borowski, and other biographers. We see him here struggling with the
+misery of decaying faculties, and with the pain, depression, and
+agitation of two different complaints, one affecting his stomach, and
+the other his head; over all which the benignity and nobility of his
+mind are seen victoriously eminent to the last. The principal defect of
+this and all other memoirs of Kant is, that they report too little of
+his conversation and opinions. And perhaps the reader will be disposed
+to complain, that some of the notices are too minute and
+circumstantial, so as to be at one time undignified, and at another
+unfeeling. As to the first objection, it may be answered, that
+biographical gossip of this sort, and ungentlemanly scrutiny into a
+man's private life, though not what a man of honor would choose to
+write, may be read without blame; and, where a great man is the
+subject, sometimes with advantage. With respect to the other objection,
+I know not how to excuse Mr. Wasianski for kneeling at the bed-side of
+his dying friend, to record, with the accuracy of a short-hand
+reporter, the last flutter of his pulse and the struggles of expiring
+nature, except by supposing that the idea of Kant, as a person
+belonging to all ages, in his mind transcended and extinguished the
+ordinary restraints of human sensibility, and that, under this
+impression, he gave _that_ to his sense of a public duty which, it
+may be hoped, he would willingly have declined on the impulse of his
+private affections.
+
+_The following paper on The Last Days of Kant, is gathered from the
+German of Wasianski, Jachmann, Borowski, and others._
+
+My knowledge of Professor Kant began long before the period to which
+this little memorial of him chiefly refers. In the year 1773, or 1774,
+I cannot exactly remember which, I attended his lectures. Afterwards, I
+acted as his amanuensis; and in that office was naturally brought into
+a closer connection with him than any other of his pupils; so that,
+without any request on my part, he granted me a general privilege of
+free admission to his class-room. In 1780 I took orders, and withdrew
+myself from all connection with the university. I still continued,
+however, to reside in Königsberg; but wholly forgotten, or wholly
+unnoticed at least, by Kant. Ten years afterwards, (that is to say, in
+1790,) I met him by accident at a party given on occasion of the
+marriage of one of the professors. At table, Kant distributed his
+conversation and attentions pretty generally; but after the
+entertainment, when the company broke up into parties, he came and
+seated himself very obligingly by my side. I was at that time a
+florist--an amateur, I mean, from the passion I had for flowers; upon
+learning which, he talked of my favorite pursuit, and with very
+extensive information. In the course of our conversation, I was
+surprised to find that he was perfectly acquainted with all the
+circumstances of my situation. He reminded me of our previous
+connection; expressed his satisfaction at finding that I was happy; and
+was so good as to desire that, if my engagements allowed me, I would
+now and then come and dine with him. Soon after this, he rose to take
+his leave; and, as our road lay the same way, he proposed to me that I
+should accompany him home. I did so, and received an invitation for the
+next week, with a general invitation for every week after, and
+permission to name my own day. At first I was unable to explain the
+distinction with which Kant had treated me; and I conjectured that some
+obliging friend had spoken of me in his hearing, somewhat more
+advantageously than I could pretend to deserve; but more intimate
+experience has convinced me that he was in the habit of making
+continual inquiries after the welfare of his former pupils, and was
+heartily rejoiced to hear of their prosperity. So that it appeared I
+was wrong in thinking he had forgotten me.
+
+This revival of my intimacy with Professor Kant, coincided pretty
+nearly, in point of time, with a complete change in his domestic
+arrangements. Up to this period it had been his custom to eat at a
+_table d'hôte_. But he now began to keep house himself, and every
+day invited two friends to dine with him, and upon any little festival
+from five to eight; for he was a punctual observer of Lord
+Chesterfield's rule--that his dinner party, himself included, should
+not fall below the number of the Graces--nor exceed that of the Muses.
+In the whole economy of his household arrangements, and especially of
+his dinner parties, there was something peculiar and amusingly opposed
+to the usual conventional restraints of society; not, however, that
+there was any neglect of decorum, such as sometimes occurs in houses
+where there are no ladies to impress a better tone upon the manners.
+The invariable routine was this: The moment that dinner was ready,
+Lampe, the professor's old footman, stepped into the study with a
+certain measured air, and announced it. This summons was obeyed at the
+pace of double quick time--Kant talking all the way to the eating-room
+about the state of the weather [Footnote: His reason for which was,
+that he considered the weather one of the principal forces which act
+upon the health; and his own frame was exquisitely sensible to all
+atmospheric influences.]--a subject which he usually pursued during the
+earlier part of the dinner. Graver themes, such as the political events
+of the day, were never introduced before dinner, or at all in his
+study. The moment that Kant had taken his seat, and unfolded his
+napkin, he opened the business of dinner with a particular formula--
+'_Now, then, gentlemen!_' and the tone and air with which he
+uttered these words, proclaimed, in a way which nobody could mistake,
+relaxation from the toils of the morning, and determinate abandonment
+of himself to social enjoyment. The table was hospitably spread; three
+dishes, wine, &c., with a small second course, composed the dinner.
+Every person helped himself; and all delays of ceremony were so
+disagreeable to Kant, that he seldom failed to express his displeasure
+with anything of that sort, though not angrily. He was displeased also
+if people ate little; and treated it as affectation. The first man to
+help himself was in his eyes the politest guest; for so much the sooner
+came his own turn. For this hatred of delay, Kant had a special excuse,
+having always worked hard from an early hour in the morning, and eaten
+nothing until dinner. Hence it was, that in the latter period of his
+life, though less perhaps from actual hunger than from some uneasy
+sensation of habit or periodical irritation of stomach, he could hardly
+wait with patience for the arrival of the last person invited.
+
+There was no friend of Kant's but considered the day on which he was to
+dine with him as a day of pleasure. Without giving himself the air of
+an instructor, Kant really was so in the very highest degree. The whole
+entertainment was seasoned with the overflow of his enlightened mind,
+poured out naturally and unaffectedly upon every topic, as the chances
+of conversation suggested it; and the time flew rapidly away, from one
+o'clock to four, five, or even later, profitably and delightfully. Kant
+tolerated no _calms_, which was the name he gave to the momentary
+pauses in conversation, or periods when its animation languished. Some
+means or other he always devised for restoring its tone of interest, in
+which he was much assisted by the tact with which he drew from every
+guest his peculiar tastes, or the particular direction of his pursuits;
+and on these, be they what they might, he was never unprepared to speak
+with knowledge, and the interest of an original observer. The local
+affairs of Königsberg must have been interesting indeed, before they
+could be allowed to occupy the attention at _his_ table. And, what
+may seem still more singular, it was rarely or never that he directed
+the conversation to any branch of the philosophy founded by himself.
+Indeed he was perfectly free from the fault which besets so many
+_savans_ and _literati_, of intolerance towards those whose
+pursuits had disqualified them for any particular sympathy with his
+own. His style of conversation was popular in the highest degree, and
+unscholastic; so much so, that any stranger who should have studied his
+works, and been unacquainted with his person, would have found it
+difficult to believe, that in this delightful companion he saw the
+profound author of the Transcendental Philosophy.
+
+The subjects of conversation at Kant's table were drawn chiefly from
+natural philosophy, chemistry, meteorology, natural history, and above
+all, from politics. The news of the day, as reported in the public
+journals, was discussed with a peculiar vigilance of examination. With
+regard to any narrative that wanted dates of time and place, however
+otherwise plausible, he was uniformly an inexorable sceptic, and held
+it unworthy of repetition. So keen was his penetration into the
+interior of political events, and the secret policy under which they
+moved, that he talked rather with the authority of a diplomatic person
+who had access to cabinet intelligence, than as a simple spectator of
+the great scenes which were unfolding in Europe. At the time of the
+French Revolution, he threw out many conjectures, and what were then
+accounted paradoxical anticipations, especially in regard to military
+operations, which were as punctually fulfilled as his own memorable
+conjecture in regard to the hiatus in the planetary system between Mars
+and Jupiter,[Footnote: To which the author should have added--and in
+regard to the hiatus between the planetary and cometary systems, which
+was pointed out by Kant several years before his conjecture was
+established by the good telescope of Dr. Herschel. Vesta and Juno,
+further confirmations of Kant's conjecture, were discovered in June
+1804, when Wasianski wrote.] the entire confirmation of which he lived
+to witness on the discovery of Ceres by Piazzi, in Palermo, and of
+Pallas, by Dr. Olbers, at Bremen. These two discoveries, by the way,
+impressed him much; and they furnished a topic on which he always
+talked with pleasure; though, according to his usual modesty, he never
+said a word of his own sagacity in having upon _ŕ priori_ grounds
+shown the probability of such discoveries many years before.
+
+It was not only in the character of a companion that Kant shone, but
+also as a most courteous and liberal host, who had no greater pleasure
+than in seeing his guests happy and jovial, and rising with exhilarated
+spirits from the mixed pleasures--intellectual and liberally sensual--
+of his Platonic banquets. Chiefly, perhaps, with a view to the
+sustaining of this tone of genial hilarity, he showed himself somewhat
+of an artist in the composition of his dinner parties. Two rules there
+were which he obviously observed, and I may say invariably: the first
+was, that the company should be miscellaneous; this for the sake of
+securing sufficient variety to the conversation: and accordingly his
+parties presented as much variety as the world of Königsberg afforded,
+being drawn from all the modes of life, men in office, professors,
+physicians, clergymen, and enlightened merchants. His second rule was,
+to have a due balance of _young_ men, frequently of _very_ young
+men, selected from the students of the university, in order to
+impress a movement of gaiety and juvenile playfulness on the
+conversation; an additional motive for which, as I have reason to
+believe, was, that in this way he withdrew his mind from the sadness
+which sometimes overshadowed it, for the early deaths of some young
+friends whom he loved.
+
+And this leads me to mention a singular feature in Kant's way of
+expressing his sympathy with his friends in sickness. So long as the
+danger was imminent, he testified a restless anxiety, made perpetual
+inquiries, waited with patience for the crisis, and sometimes could not
+pursue his customary labors from agitation of mind. But no sooner was
+the patient's death announced, than he recovered his composure, and
+assumed an air of stern tranquillity--almost of indifference. The
+reason was, that he viewed life in general, and therefore, that
+particular affection of life which we call sickness, as a state of
+oscillation and perpetual change, between which and the fluctuating
+sympathies of hope and fear, there was a natural proportion that
+justified them to the reason; whereas death, as a permanent state that
+admitted of no _more_ or _less_, that terminated all anxiety, and
+for ever extinguished the agitation of suspense, he would not allow
+to be fitted to any state of feeling, but one of the same enduring and
+unchanging character. However, all this philosophic heroism gave way on
+one occasion; for many persons will remember the tumultuous grief which
+he manifested upon the death of Mr. Ehrenboth, a young man of very fine
+understanding and extensive attainments, for whom he had the greatest
+affection. And naturally it happened, in so long a life as his, in
+spite of his provident rule for selecting his social companions as much
+as possible amongst the young, that he had to mourn for many a heavy
+loss that could never be supplied to him.
+
+To return, however, to the course of his day, immediately after the
+termination of his dinner party, Kant walked out for exercise; but on
+this occasion he never took any companion, partly, perhaps, because he
+thought it right, after so much convivial and colloquial relaxation, to
+pursue his meditations,[Footnote: Mr. Wasianski is wrong. To pursue his
+meditations under these circumstances, might perhaps be an inclination
+of Kant's to which he yielded, but not one which he would justify or
+erect into a maxim. He disapproved of eating alone, or _solipsismus
+convictorii_, as he calls it, on the principle, that a man would be
+apt, if not called off by the business and pleasure of a social party,
+to think too much or too closely, an exercise which he considered very
+injurious to the stomach during the first process of digestion. On the
+same principle he disapproved of walking or riding alone; the double
+exercise of thinking and bodily agitation, carried on at the same time,
+being likely, as he conceived, to press too hard upon the stomach.] and
+partly (as I happen to know) for a very peculiar reason, viz., that he
+wished to breathe exclusively through his nostrils, which he could not
+do if he were obliged continually to open his mouth in conversation.
+His reason for this was, that the atmospheric air, being thus carried
+round by a longer circuit, and reaching the lungs, therefore, in a
+state of less rawness, and at a temperature somewhat higher, would be
+less apt to irritate them. By a steady perseverance in this practice,
+which he constantly recommended to his friends, he flattered himself
+with a long immunity from coughs, colds, hoarseness, and every mode of
+defluxion; and the fact really was, that these troublesome affections
+attacked him very rarely. Indeed I myself, by only occasionally
+adopting his rule, have found my chest not so liable as formerly to
+such attacks.
+
+At six o'clock he sat down to his library table, which was a plain
+ordinary piece of furniture, and read till dusk. During this period of
+dubious light, so friendly to thought, he rested in tranquil meditation
+on what he had been reading, provided the book were worth it; if not,
+he sketched his lecture for the next day, or some part of any book he
+might then be composing. During this state of repose he took his
+station winter and summer by the stove, looking through the window at
+the old tower of Lobenicht; not that he could be said properly to see
+it, but the tower rested upon his eye,--obscurely, or but half revealed
+to his consciousness. No words seemed forcible enough to express his
+sense of the gratification which he derived from this old tower, when
+seen under these circumstances of twilight and quiet reverie. The
+sequel, indeed, showed how important it was to his comfort; for at
+length some poplars in a neighboring garden shot up to such a height as
+to obscure the tower, upon which Kant became very uneasy and restless,
+and at length found himself positively unable to pursue his evening
+meditations. Fortunately, the proprietor of the garden was a very
+considerate and obliging person, who had, besides, a high regard for
+Kant; and, accordingly, upon a representation of the case being made to
+him, he gave orders that the poplars should be cropped. This was done,
+the old tower of Lobenicht was again unveiled, and Kant recovered his
+equanimity, and pursued his twilight meditations as before.
+
+After the candles were brought, Kant prosecuted his studies till nearly
+ten o'clock. A quarter of an hour before retiring for the night, he
+withdrew his mind as much as possible from every class of thoughts
+which demanded any exertion or energy of attention, on the principle,
+that by stimulating and exciting him too much, such thoughts would be
+apt to cause wakefulness; and the slightest interference with his
+customary hour of falling asleep, was in the highest degree unpleasant
+to him. Happily, this was with him a very rare occurrence. He undressed
+himself without his servant's assistance, but in such an order, and
+with such a Roman regard to decorum and the _to prepon_, that he
+was always ready at a moment's warning to make his appearance without
+embarrassment to himself or to others. This done, he lay down on a
+mattress, and wrapped himself up in a quilt, which in summer was always
+of cotton,--in autumn, of wool; at the setting-in of winter he used
+both--and against very severe cold, he protected himself by one of
+eider-down, of which the part which covered his shoulders was not
+stuffed with feathers, but padded, or rather wadded closely with layers
+of wool. Long practice had taught him a very dexterous mode of
+_nesting_ himself, as it were, in the bed-clothes. First of all,
+he sat down on the bedside; then with an agile motion he vaulted
+obliquely into his lair; next he drew one corner of the bedclothes
+under his left shoulder, and passing it below his back, brought it
+round so as to rest under his right shoulder; fourthly, by a particular
+_tour d'adresse_, he treated the other corner in the same way, and
+finally contrived to roll it round his whole person. Thus swathed like
+a mummy, or (as I used to tell him) self-involved like the silk-worm in
+its cocoon, he awaited the approach of sleep, which generally came on
+immediately. For Kant's health was exquisite; not mere negative health,
+or the absence of pain, but a state of positive pleasurable sensation,
+and a genial sense of the entire possession of all his activities.
+Accordingly, when packed up for the night in the way I have described,
+he would often ejaculate to himself (as he used to tell us at dinner)--
+'Is it possible to conceive a human being with more perfect health than
+myself?' In fact, such was the innocence of his life, and such the
+happy condition of his situation, that no uneasy passion ever arose to
+excite him--nor care to harass--nor pain to awake him. Even in the
+severest winter his sleeping-room was without a fire; only in his
+latter years he yielded so far to the entreaties of his friends as to
+allow of a very small one. All nursing or self-indulgence found no
+quarter with Kant. In fact, five minutes, in the coldest weather,
+sufficed to supersede the first chill of the bed, by the diffusion of a
+general glow over his person. If he had any occasion to leave his room
+in the night-time, (for it was always kept dark day and night, summer
+and winter,) he guided himself by a rope, which was duly attached to
+his bed-post every night, and carried into the adjoining apartment.
+
+Kant never perspired, [Footnote: This appears less extraordinary,
+considering the description of Kant's person, given originally by
+Reichardt, about eight years after his death. 'Kant,' says this writer,
+'was drier than dust both in body and mind. His person was small; and
+possibly a more meagre, arid, parched anatomy of a man, has not
+appeared upon this earth. The upper part of his face was grand;
+forehead lofty and serene, nose elegantly turned, eyes brilliant and
+penetrating; but below it expressed powerfully the coarsest sensuality,
+which in him displayed itself by immoderate addiction to eating and
+drinking.' This last feature of his temperament is here expressed much
+too harshly.] night or day. Yet it was astonishing how much heat he
+supported habitually in his study, and in fact was not easy if it
+wanted but one degree of this heat. Seventy-five degrees of Fahrenheit
+was the invariable temperature of this room in which he chiefly lived;
+and if it fell below that point, no matter at what season of the year,
+he had it raised artificially to the usual standard. In the heats of
+summer he went thinly dressed, and invariably in silk stockings; yet,
+as even this dress could not always secure him against perspiring when
+engaged in active exercise, he had a singular remedy in reserve.
+Retiring to some shady place, he stood still and motionless--with the
+air and attitude of a person listening, or in suspense--until his usual
+_aridity_ was restored. Even in the most sultry summer night, if
+the slightest trace of perspiration had sullied his night-dress, he
+spoke of it with emphasis, as of an accident that perfectly shocked
+him.
+
+On this occasion, whilst illustrating Kant's notions of the animal
+economy, it may be as well to add one other particular, which is, that
+for fear of obstructing the circulation of the blood, he never would
+wear garters; yet, as he found it difficult to keep up his stockings
+without them, he had invented for himself a most elaborate substitute,
+which I shall describe. In a little pocket, somewhat smaller than a
+watch-pocket, but occupying pretty nearly the same situation as a
+watch-pocket on each thigh, there was placed a small box, something
+like a watch-case, but smaller; into this box was introduced a watch-
+spring in a wheel, round about which wheel was wound an elastic cord,
+for regulating the force of which there was a separate contrivance. To
+the two ends of this cord were attached hooks, which hooks were carried
+through a small aperture in the pockets, and so passing down the inner
+and the outer side of the thigh, caught hold of two loops which were
+fixed on the off side and the near side of each stocking. As might be
+expected, so complex an apparatus was liable, like the Ptolemaic system
+of the heavens, to occasional derangements; however, by good luck, I
+was able to apply an easy remedy to these disorders which sometimes
+threatened to disturb the comfort, and even the serenity, of the great
+man.
+
+Precisely at five minutes before five o'clock, winter or summer, Lampe,
+Kant's servant, who had formerly served in the army, marched into his
+master's room with the air of a sentinel on duty, and cried aloud in a
+military tone,--'Mr. Professor, the time is come.' This summons Kant
+invariably obeyed without one moment's delay, as a soldier does the
+word of command--never, under any circumstances, allowing himself a
+respite, not even under the rare accident of having passed a sleepless
+night. As the clock struck five, Kant was seated at the breakfast-
+table, where he drank what he called _one_ cup of tea; and no
+doubt he thought it such; but the fact was, that in part from his habit
+of reverie, and in part also for the purpose of refreshing its warmth,
+he filled up his cup so often, that in general he is supposed to have
+drunk two, three, or some unknown number. Immediately after he smoked a
+pipe of tobacco, (the only one which he allowed himself through the
+entire day,) but so rapidly, that a pile of glowing embers remained
+unsmoked. During this operation he thought over his arrangements for
+the day, as he had done the evening before during the twilight. About
+seven he usually went to his lecture-room, and from that he returned to
+his writing-table. Precisely at three quarters before one he rose from
+his chair, and called aloud to the cook,--'It has struck three
+quarters.' The meaning of which summons was this:--Immediately after
+taking soup, it was his constant practice to swallow what he called a
+dram, which consisted either of Hungarian wine, of Rhenish, of a
+cordial, or (in default of these) of Bishop. A flask of this was
+brought up by the cook on the proclamation of the three quarters. Kant
+hurried with it to the eating-room, poured out his _quantum_, left
+it standing in readiness, covered, however, with paper, to prevent its
+becoming vapid, and then went back to his study, and awaited the
+arrival of his guests, whom to the latest period of his life he never
+received but in full dress.
+
+Thus we come round again to dinner, and the reader has now an accurate
+picture of the course of Kant's day; the rigid monotony of which was
+not burthensome to him; and probably contributed, with the uniformity
+of his diet, and other habits of the same regularity, to lengthen his
+life. On this consideration, indeed, he had come to regard his health
+and his old age as in a great measure the product of his own exertions.
+He spoke of himself often under the figure of a gymnastic artist, who
+had continued for nearly fourscore years to support his balance upon
+the slack-rope of life, without once swerving to the right or to the
+left. In spite of every illness to which his constitutional tendencies
+had exposed him, he still kept his position in life triumphantly.
+However, he would sometimes observe sportively, that it was really
+absurd, and a sort of insult to the next generation for a man to live
+so long, because he thus interfered with the prospects of younger
+people.
+
+This anxious attention to his health accounts for the great interest
+which he attached to all new discoveries in medicine, or to new ways of
+theorizing on the old ones. As a work of great pretension in both
+classes, he set the highest value upon the theory of the Scotch
+physician Brown, or (as it is usually called, from the Latin name of
+its author,) the Brunonian Theory. No sooner had Weikard adopted
+[Footnote: This theory was afterwards greatly modified in Germany; and,
+judging from the random glances which I throw on these subjects, I
+believe that in this recast it still keeps its ground in that country.]
+and made it known in Germany, than Kant became familiar with it. He
+considered it not only as a great step taken for medicine, but even for
+the general interests of man, and fancied that in this he saw something
+analogous to the course which human nature has held in still more
+important inquiries, viz.: first of all, a continual ascent towards the
+more and more elaborately complex, and then a treading back, on its own
+steps, towards the simple and elementary. Dr. Beddoes's Essays, also,
+for producing by art and curing pulmonary consumption, and the method
+of Reich for curing fevers, made a powerful impression upon him; which,
+however, declined as those novelties (especially the last) began to
+sink in credit. As to Dr. Jenner's discovery of vaccination, he was
+less favorably disposed to it; he apprehended dangerous consequences
+from the absorption of a brutal miasma into the human blood, or at
+least into the lymph; and at any rate he thought, that, as a guarantee
+against the variolous infection, it required a much longer probation.
+Groundless as all these views were, it was exceedingly entertaining to
+hear the fertility of argument and analogy which he brought forward to
+support them. One of the subjects which occupied him at the latter end
+of his life, was the theory and phenomena of galvanism, which, however,
+he never satisfactorily mastered. Augustin's book upon this subject was
+about the last that he read, and his copy still retains on the margin
+his, pencil-marks of doubts, queries and suggestions.
+
+The infirmities of age now began to steal upon Kant, and betrayed
+themselves in more shapes than one. Connected with Kant's prodigious
+memory for all things that had any intellectual bearings, he had from
+youth labored under an unusual weakness of this faculty in relation to
+the common affairs of daily life. Some remarkable instances of this are
+on record, from the period of his childish days; and now, when his
+second childhood was commencing, this infirmity increased upon him very
+sensibly. One of the first signs was, that he began to repeat the same
+stories more than once on the same day. Indeed, the decay of his memory
+was too palpable to escape his own notice; and, to provide against it,
+and secure himself from all apprehension of inflicting tedium upon his
+guests, he began to write a syllabus, or list of themes, for each day's
+conversation, on cards, or the covers of letters, or any chance scrap
+of paper. But these memoranda accumulated so fast upon him, and were so
+easily lost, or not forthcoming at the proper moment, that I prevailed
+on him to substitute a blank-paper book, which I had directed to be
+made, and which still remains, with some affecting memorials of his own
+conscious weakness. As often happens, however, in such cases, he had a
+perfect memory for the remote events of his life, and could repeat with
+great readiness, and without once stumbling, very long passages from
+German or Latin poems, especially from the AEneid, whilst the very
+words that had been uttered but a moment before dropped away from his
+remembrance. The past came forward with the distinctness and liveliness
+of an immediate existence, whilst the present faded away into the
+obscurity of infinite distance.
+
+Another sign of his mental decay was the weakness with which he now
+began to theorize. He accounted for everything by electricity. A
+singular mortality at this time prevailed amongst the cats of Vienna,
+Basle, Copenhagen, and other places. Cats being so eminently an
+electric animal, of course he attributed this epizootic to electricity.
+During the same period, he persuaded himself that a peculiar
+configuration of clouds prevailed; this he took as a collateral proof
+of his electrical hypothesis. His own headaches, too, which in all
+probability were a mere remote effect of old age, and a direct one of
+an inability [Footnote: Mr. Wasianski is quite in the wrong here. If
+the hindrances which nature presented to the act of thinking were now
+on the increase, on the other hand, the disposition to think, by his
+own acknowledgment, was on the wane. The power and the habit altering
+in proportion, there is no case made out of that disturbed equilibrium
+to which apparently he would attribute the headaches. But the fact is,
+that, if he had been as well acquainted with Kant's writings as with
+Kant personally, he would have known, that some affection of the head
+of a spasmodic kind was complained of by Kant at a time when nobody
+could suspect him of being in a decaying state.] to think as easily and
+as severely as formerly, he explained upon the same principle. And this
+was a notion of which his friends were not anxious to disabuse him,
+because, as something of the same character of weather (and therefore
+probably the same general tendency of the electric power) is found to
+prevail for whole cycles of years, entrance upon another cycle held out
+to him some prospect of relief. A delusion which secured the comforts
+of hope was the next best thing to an actual remedy; and a man who, in
+such circumstances, is cured of his delusion, '_cui demptus per vim
+mentis gratissimus error_,' might reasonably have exclaimed,
+'_Pol, me occidistis, amici._'
+
+Possibly the reader may suppose, that, in this particular instance of
+charging his own decays upon the state of the atmosphere, Kant was
+actuated by the weakness of vanity, or some unwillingness to face the
+real fact that his powers were decaying. But this was not the case. He
+was perfectly aware of his own condition, and, as early as 1799, he
+said, in my presence, to a party of his friends--'Gentlemen, I am old,
+and weak, and childish, and you must treat me as a child.' Or perhaps
+it may be thought that he shrank from the contemplation of death,
+which, as apoplexy seemed to be threatened by the pains in his head,
+might have happened any day. But neither was this the case. He now
+lived in a continual state of resignation, and prepared to meet any
+dispensation of Providence. 'Gentlemen,' said he one day to his guests,
+'I do not fear to die. I assure you, as in the presence of God, that if
+I were this night to be made suddenly aware that I was on the point of
+being summoned, I would raise my hands to heaven, fold them, and say,
+Blessed be God! If indeed it were possible that a whisper such as this
+could reach my ear--Fourscore years thou hast lived, in which time thou
+hast inflicted much evil upon thy fellow-men, the case would be
+otherwise.' Whosoever has heard Kant speak of his own death, will bear
+witness to the tone of earnest sincerity which, on such occasions,
+marked his manner and utterance.
+
+A third sign of his decaying faculties was, that he now lost all
+accurate measure of time. One minute, nay, without exaggeration, a much
+less space of time, stretched out in his apprehension of things to a
+wearisome duration. Of this I can give one rather amusing instance,
+which was of constant recurrence. At the beginning of the last year of
+his life, he fell into a custom of taking immediately after dinner a
+cup of coffee, especially on those days when it happened that I was of
+his party. And such was the importance he attached to this little
+pleasure, that he would even make a memorandum beforehand, in the
+blank-paper book I had given him, that on the next day I was to dine
+with him, and consequently that there was to be coffee. Sometimes it
+would happen, that the interest of conversation carried him past the
+time at which he felt the craving for it; and this I was not sorry to
+observe, as I feared that coffee, which he had never been accustomed
+to, [Footnote: How this happened to be the case in Germany, Mr.
+Wasianski has not explained. Perhaps the English merchants at
+Königsberg, being amongst Kant's oldest and most intimate friends, had
+early familiarized him to the practice of drinking tea, and to other
+English tastes. However, Jachmann tells us, (p. 164,) that Kant was
+extravagantly fond of coffee, but forced himself to abstain from it
+under a notion that it was very unwholesome.] might disturb his rest at
+night. But, if this did not happen, then commenced a scene of some
+interest. Coffee must be brought 'upon the spot,' (a word he had
+constantly in his mouth during his latter days,) 'in a moment.' And the
+expressions of his impatience, though from old habit still gentle, were
+so lively, and had so much of infantine naďveté about them, that none
+of us could forbear smiling. Knowing what would happen, I had taken
+care that all the preparations should be made beforehand; the coffee
+was ground; the water was boiling; and the very moment the word was
+given, his servant shot in like an arrow, and plunged the coffee into
+the water. All that remained, therefore, was to give it time to boil
+up. But this trifling delay seemed unendurable to Kant. All
+consolations were thrown away upon him: vary the formula as we might,
+he was never at a loss for a reply. If it was said--'Dear Professor,
+the coffee will be brought up in a moment.'--'_Will_ be!' he would
+say, 'but there's the rub, that it only _will_ be:
+
+ Man never _is_, but always _to be_ blest.'
+
+If another cried out--'The coffee is coming immediately.'--'Yes,' he
+would retort, 'and so is the next hour: and, by the way, it's about
+that length of time that I have waited for it.' Then he would collect
+himself with a stoical air, and say--'Well, one can die after all: it
+is but dying; and in the next world, thank God! there is no drinking of
+coffee, and consequently no--waiting for it.' Sometimes he would rise
+from his chair, open the door, and cry out with a feeble querulousness
+--'Coffee! coffee!' And when at length he heard the servant's step upon
+the stairs, he would turn round to us, and, as joyfully as ever sailor
+from the mast-head, he would call out--'Land, land! my dear friends, I
+see land.'
+
+This general decline in Kant's powers, active and passive, gradually
+brought about a revolution in his habits of life. Heretofore, as I have
+already mentioned, he went to bed at ten, and rose a little before
+five. The latter practice he still observed, but not the other. In 1802
+he retired as early as nine, and afterwards still earlier. He found
+himself so much refreshed by this addition to his rest, that at first
+he was disposed to utter a _Euraeka_, as over some great discovery
+in the art of restoring exhausted nature: but afterwards, on pushing it
+still farther, he did not find the success answer his expectations. His
+walks he now limited to a few turns in the King's gardens, which were
+at no great distance from his own house. In order to walk more firmly,
+he adopted a peculiar method of stepping; he carried his foot to the
+ground, not forward, and obliquely, but perpendicularly, and with a
+kind of stamp, so as to secure a larger basis, by setting down the
+entire sole at once. Notwithstanding this precaution, upon one occasion
+he fell in the street. He was quite unable to raise himself; and two
+young ladies, who saw the accident, ran to his assistance. With his
+usual graciousness of manner he thanked them fervently for their
+assistance, and presented one of them with a rose which he happened to
+have in his hand. This lady was not personally known to Kant; but she
+was greatly delighted with his little present, and still keeps the rose
+as a frail memorial of her transitory interview with the great
+philosopher.
+
+This accident, as I have reason to think, was the cause of his
+henceforth renouncing exercise altogether. All labors, even that of
+reading, were now performed slowly, and with manifest effort; and those
+which cost him any bodily exertion became very exhausting to him. His
+feet refused to do their office more and more; he fell continually,
+both when moving across the room, and even when standing still: yet he
+seldom suffered from these falls; and he constantly laughed at them,
+maintaining that it was impossible he could hurt himself, from the
+extreme lightness of his person, which was indeed by this time the
+merest skeleton. Very often, especially in the morning, he dropped
+asleep in his chair from pure weariness: on these occasions he fell
+forward upon the floor, and lay there unable to raise himself up, until
+accident brought one of his servants or his friends into the room.
+Afterwards these falls were prevented, by substituting a chair with
+circular supports, that met and clasped in front.
+
+These unseasonable dozings exposed him to another danger. He fell
+repeatedly, whilst reading, with his head into the candles; a cotton
+night-cap which he wore was instantly in a blaze, and flaming about his
+head. Whenever this happened, Kant behaved with great presence of mind.
+Disregarding the pain, he seized the blazing cap, drew it from his
+head, laid it quietly on the floor, and trod out the flames with his
+feet. Yet, as this last act brought his dressing-gown into a dangerous
+neighborhood to the flames, I changed the form of his cap, persuaded
+him to arrange the candles differently, and had a decanter of water
+placed constantly by his side; and in this way I applied a remedy to a
+danger, which would else probably have been fatal to him.
+
+From the sallies of impatience, which I have described in the case of
+the coffee, there was reason to fear that, with the increasing
+infirmities of Kant, would grow up a general waywardness and obstinacy
+of temper. For my own sake, therefore, and not less for his, I now laid
+down one rule for my future conduct in his house; which was, that I
+would, on no occasion, allow my reverence for him to interfere with the
+firmest expression of my opinion on subjects relating to his own
+health; and in cases of great importance, that I would make no
+compromise with his particular humors, but insist, not only on my view
+of the case, but also on the practical adoption of my views; or, if
+this were refused me, that I would take my departure at once, and not
+be made responsible for the comfort of a person whom I had no power to
+influence. And this behavior on my part it was that won Kant's
+confidence; for there was nothing which disgusted him so much as any
+approach to fawning or sycophancy. As his imbecility increased, he
+became daily more liable to mental delusions; and, in particular, he
+fell into many fantastic notions about the conduct of his servants,
+and, in consequence, into a peevish mode of treating them. Upon these
+occasions I generally observed a deep silence. But sometimes he would
+ask me for my opinion; and when this happened, I did not scruple to
+say, 'Ingenuously, then, Mr. Professor, I think that you are in the
+wrong.'--'You think so?' he would reply calmly, at the same time asking
+for my reasons, which he would listen to with great patience, and
+openness to conviction. Indeed, it was evident that the firmest
+opposition, so long as it rested upon assignable grounds and
+principles, won upon his regard; whilst his own nobleness of character
+still moved him to habitual contempt for timorous and partial
+acquiescence in his opinions, even when his infirmities made him most
+anxious for such acquiescence.
+
+Earlier in life Kant had been little used to contradiction. His superb
+understanding, his brilliancy in conversation, founded in part upon his
+ready and sometimes rather caustic wit, and in part upon his prodigious
+command of knowledge--the air of noble self-confidence which the
+consciousness of these advantages impressed upon his manners--and the
+general knowledge of the severe innocence of his life--all combined to
+give him a station of superiority to others, which generally secured
+him from open contradiction. And if it sometimes happened that he met a
+noisy and intemperate opposition, supported by any pretences to wit, he
+usually withdrew himself from that sort of unprofitable altercation
+with dignity, by contriving to give such a turn to the conversation as
+won the general favor of the company to himself, and impressed,
+silence, or modesty at least, upon the boldest disputant. From a person
+so little familiar with opposition, it could scarcely have been
+anticipated that he should daily surrender his wishes to mine--if not
+without discussion, yet always without displeasure. So, however, it
+was. No habit, of whatever long standing, could be objected to as
+injurious to his health, but he would generally renounce it. And he had
+this excellent custom in such cases, that either he would resolutely
+and at once decide for his own opinion, or, if he professed to follow
+his friend's, he would follow it sincerely, and not try it unfairly by
+trying it imperfectly. Any plan, however trifling, which he had once
+consented to adopt on the suggestion of another, was never afterwards
+defeated or embarrassed by unseasonable interposition from his own
+humors. And thus, the very period of his decay drew forth so many fresh
+expressions of his character, in its amiable or noble features, as
+daily increased my affection and reverence for his person.
+
+Having mentioned his servants, I shall here take occasion to give some
+account of his man-servant Lampe. It was a great misfortune for Kant,
+in his old age and infirmities, that this man also became old, and
+subject to a different sort of infirmities. This Lampe had originally
+served in the Prussian army; on quitting which he entered the service
+of Kant. In this situation he had lived about forty years; and, though
+always dull and stupid, had, in the early part of this period,
+discharged his duties with tolerable fidelity. But latterly, presuming
+upon his own indispensableness, from his perfect knowledge of all the
+domestic arrangements, and upon his master's weakness, he had fallen
+into great irregularities and neglect of his duties. Kant had been
+obliged, therefore, of late, to threaten repeatedly that he would
+discharge him. I, who knew that Kant, though one of the kindest-hearted
+men, was also one of the firmest, foresaw that this discharge, once
+given, would be irrevocable: for the word of Kant was as sacred as
+other men's oaths. Consequently, upon every opportunity, I remonstrated
+with Lampe on the folly of his conduct, and his wife joined me on these
+occasions. Indeed, it was high time that a change should be made in
+some quarter; for it now became dangerous to leave Kant, who was
+constantly falling from weakness, to the care of an old ruffian, who
+was himself apt to fall from intoxication. The fact was, that from the
+moment I undertook the management of Kant's affairs, Lampe saw there
+was an end to his old system of abusing his master's confidence in
+pecuniary affairs, and the other advantages which he took of his
+helpless situation. This made him desperate, and he behaved worse and
+worse; until one morning, in January, 1802, Kant told me, that,
+humiliating as he felt such a confession, the fact was, that Lampe had
+just treated him in a way which he was ashamed to repeat. I was too
+much shocked to distress him by inquiring into the particulars. But the
+result was, that Kant now insisted, temperately but firmly, on Lampe's
+dismissal. Accordingly, a new servant, of the name of Kaufmann, was
+immediately engaged; and on the next day Lampe was discharged with a
+handsome pension for life.
+
+Here I must mention a little circumstance which does honor to Kant's
+benevolence. In his last will, on the assumption that Lampe would
+continue with him to his death, he had made a very liberal provision
+for him; but upon this new arrangement of the pension, which was to
+take effect immediately, it became necessary to revoke that part of his
+will, which he did in a separate codicil, that began thus:--'In
+consequence of the ill behavior of my servant Lampe, I think fit,' &c.
+But soon after, considering that such a record of Lampe's misconduct
+might be seriously injurious to his interests, he cancelled the
+passage, and expressed it in such a way, that no trace remained behind
+of his just displeasure. And his benign nature was gratified with
+knowing, that, this one sentence blotted out, there remained no other
+in all his numerous writings, published or confidential, which spoke
+the language of anger, or could leave any ground for doubting that he
+died in charity with all the world. Upon Lampe's calling to demand a
+written character, he was, however, a good deal embarrassed; his stern
+reverence for truth being, in this instance, armed against the first
+impulses of his kindness. Long and anxiously he sat, with the
+certificate lying before him, debating how he should fill up the
+blanks. I was present, but in such a matter I did not take the liberty
+of suggesting any advice. At last, he took his pen, and filled up the
+blank as follows:--'--has served me long and faithfully,'--(for Kant
+was not aware that he had robbed him,)--'but did not display those
+particular qualifications which fitted him for waiting on an old and
+infirm man like myself.'
+
+This scene of disturbance over, which to Kant, a lover of peace and
+tranquillity, caused a shock that he would gladly have been spared; it
+was fortunate that no other of that nature occurred during the rest of
+his life. Kaufmann, the successor of Lampe, turned out to be a
+respectable and upright man, and soon conceived a great attachment to
+his master's person. Things now put on a new face in Kant's family: by
+the removal of one of the belligerents, peace was once more restored
+amongst his servants; for hitherto there had been eternal wars between
+Lampe and the cook. Sometimes it was Lampe that carried a war of
+aggression into the cook's territory of the kitchen; sometimes it was
+the cook that revenged these insults, by sallying out upon Lampe in the
+neutral ground of the hall, or invaded him even in his own sanctuary of
+the butler's pantry. The uproars were everlasting; and thus far it was
+fortunate for the peace of the philosopher, that his hearing had begun
+to fail; by which means he was spared many an exhibition of hateful
+passions and ruffian violence, which annoyed his guests and friends.
+But now all things had changed: deep silence reigned in the pantry; the
+kitchen rang no more with martial alarums; and the hall was unvexed
+with skirmish or pursuit. Yet it may be readily supposed that to Kant,
+at the age of seventy-eight, changes, even for the better, were not
+welcome: so intense had been the uniformity of his life and habits,
+that the least innovation in the arrangement of articles as trifling as
+a penknife, or a pair of scissors, disturbed him; and not merely if
+they were pushed two or three inches out of their customary position,
+but even if they were laid a little awry; and as to larger objects,
+such as chairs, &c., any dislocation of their usual arrangement, any
+trans position, or addition to their number, perfectly confounded him;
+and his eye appeared restlessly to haunt the seat of the mal-
+arrangement, until the ancient order was restored. With such habits the
+reader may conceive how distressing it must have been to him, at this
+period of decaying powers, to adapt himself to a new servant, a new
+voice, a new step, &c.
+
+Aware of this, I had on the day before he entered upon his duties,
+written down for the new servant upon a sheet of paper the entire
+routine of Kant's daily life, down to the minutest and most trivial
+circumstances; all which he mastered with the greatest rapidity. To
+make sure, however, we went through a rehearsal of the whole ritual; he
+performing the manoeuvres, I looking on and giving the word. Still I
+felt uneasy at the idea of his being left entirely to his own
+discretion on his first _debut_ in good earnest, and therefore I
+made a point of attending on this important day; and in the few
+instances where the new recruit missed the accurate manoeuvre, a glance
+or a nod from me easily made him comprehend his failure.
+
+One part only there was of the daily ceremonial, where all of us were
+at a loss, as it was a part which no mortal eyes had ever witnessed but
+those of Lampe: this was breakfast. However, that we might do all in
+our power, I myself attended at four o'clock in the morning. The day
+happened, as I remember, to be the 1st of February, 1802. Precisely at
+five, Kant made his appearance; and nothing could equal his
+astonishment on finding me in the room. Fresh from the confusion of
+dreaming, and bewildered alike by the sight of his new servant, by
+Lampe's absence, and by my presence, he could with difficulty be made
+to comprehend the purpose of my visit. A friend in need is a friend
+indeed; and we would now have given any money to that learned person
+who could have instructed us in the arrangement of the breakfast table.
+But this was a mystery revealed to none but Lampe. At length Kant took
+this task upon himself; and apparently all was now settled to his
+satisfaction. Yet still it struck me that he was under some
+embarrassment or constraint. Upon this I said--that, with his
+permission, I would take a cup of tea, and afterwards smoke a pipe with
+him. He accepted my offer with his usual courteous demeanor; but seemed
+unable to familiarize himself with the novelty of his situation. I was
+at this time sitting directly opposite to him; and at last he frankly
+told me, but with the kindest and most apologetic air, that he was
+really under the necessity of begging that I would sit out of his
+sight; for that, having sat alone at the breakfast table for
+considerably more than half a century, he could not abruptly adapt his
+mind to a change in this respect; and he found his thoughts very
+sensibly disturbed. I did as he desired; the servant retired into an
+antiroom, where he waited within call; and Kant recovered his wonted
+composure. Just the same scene passed over again, when I called at the
+same hour on a fine summer morning some months after.
+
+Henceforth all went right: or, if occasionally some little mistake
+occurred, Kant showed himself very considerate and indulgent, and would
+remark of his own accord, that a new servant could not be expected to
+know all his peculiar ways and humors. In one respect, indeed, this man
+adapted himself to Kant's scholarlike taste, in a way which Lampe was
+incapable of doing. Kant was somewhat fastidious in matters of
+pronunciation; and this man had a great facility in catching the true
+sound of Latin words, the titles of books, and the names or
+designations of Kant's friends: not one of which accomplishments could
+Lampe, the most insufferable of blockheads, ever attain to. In
+particular, I have been told by Kant's old friends, that for the space
+of more than thirty years, during which he had been in the habit of
+reading the newspaper published by Hartung, Lampe delivered it with the
+same identical blunder on every day of publication.--'Mr. Professor,
+here is Hart_mann's_ journal.' Upon which Kant would reply--'Eh!
+what?--What's that you say? Hartmann's journal? I tell you, it is not
+Hartmann, but Hartung: now, repeat it after me--not Hartmann, but
+Hartung.' Then Lampe, looking sulky, and drawing himself up with the
+stiff air of a soldier on guard, and in the very same monotonous tone
+with which he had been used to sing out his challenge of--_Who goes
+there?_ would roar--'not Hartmann, but Hartung.' 'Now again!' Kant
+would say: on which again Lampe roared--'not Hartmann, but Hartung.'
+'Now a third time,' cried Kant: on which for a third time the unhappy
+Lampe would howl out--'not Hartmann, but Hartung.' And this whimsical
+scene of parade duty was continually repeated: duly as the day of
+publication came, the irreclaimable old dunce was put through the same
+manoeuvres, which were as invariably followed by the same blunder on
+the next. In spite, however, of this advantage, in the new servant, and
+his general superiority to his predecessor, Kant's nature was too kind
+and good, and too indulgent to all people's infirmities but his own,
+not to miss the voice and the 'old familiar face' that he had been
+accustomed to for forty years. And I met with what struck me as an
+affecting instance of Kant's yearning after his old good-for-nothing
+servant in his memorandum-book: other people record what they wish to
+remember; but Kant had here recorded what he was to forget. 'Mem.:
+February, 1802, the name of Lampe must now be remembered no more.'
+
+In the spring of this year, 1802, I advised Kant to take the air. It
+was very long since he had been out of doors, [Footnote: Wasianski here
+returns thanks to some unknown person, who, having observed that Kant
+in his latter walks took pleasure in leaning against a particular wall
+to view the prospect, had caused a seat to be fixed at that point for
+his use.] and walking was now out of the question. But I thought the
+motion of a carriage and the air would be likely to revive him. On the
+power of vernal sights and sounds I did not much rely; for these had
+long ceased to affect him. Of all the changes that spring brings with
+it, there was one only that now interested Kant; and he longed for it
+with an eagerness and intensity of expectation, that it was almost
+painful to witness: this was the return of a hedge sparrow that sang in
+his garden, and before his window. This bird, either the same, or one
+of the next generation, had sung for years in the same situation; and
+Kant grew uneasy when the cold weather, lasting longer than usual,
+retarded its return. Like Lord Bacon, indeed, he had a childlike love
+for birds in general, and in particular, took pains to encourage the
+sparrows to build above the windows of his study; and when this
+happened, (as it often did, from the silence which prevailed in his
+study,) he watched their proceedings with the delight and the
+tenderness which others give to a human interest. To return to the
+point I was speaking of, Kant was at first very unwilling to accede to
+my proposal of going abroad. 'I shall sink down in the carriage,' said
+he, 'and fall together like a heap of old rags.' But I persisted with a
+gentle importunity in urging him to the attempt, assuring him that we
+would return immediately if he found the effort too much for him.
+Accordingly, upon a tolerably warm day of early [Footnote: Mr.
+Wasianski says--_late_ in summer: but, as he elsewhere describes
+by the same expression of 'late in summer,' a day which was confessedly
+_before_ the longest day, and as the multitude of birds which
+continued to sing will not allow us to suppose that the summer could be
+very far advanced, I have translated accordingly.] summer, I, and an
+old friend of Kant's, accompanied him to a little place which I rented
+in the country. As we drove through the streets, Kant was delighted to
+find that he could sit upright, and bear the motion of the carriage,
+and seemed to draw youthful pleasure from the sight of the towers and
+other public buildings, which he had not seen for years. We reached the
+place of our destination in high spirits. Kant drank a cup of coffee,
+and attempted to smoke a little. After this, he sat and sunned himself,
+listening with delight to the warbling of birds, which congregated in
+great numbers about this spot. He distinguished every bird by its song,
+and called it by its right name. After staying about half an hour, we
+set off on our homeward journey, Kant still cheerful, but apparently
+satiated with his day's enjoyment.
+
+I had on this occasion purposely avoided taking him to any public
+gardens, that I might not disturb his pleasure by exposing him to the
+distressing gaze of public curiosity. However, it was known in
+Königsberg that Kant had gone out; and accordingly, as the carriage
+moved through the streets which led to his residence, there was a
+general rush from all quarters in that direction, and, when we turned
+into the street where the house stood, we found it already choked up
+with people. As we slowly drew up to the door, a lane was formed in the
+crowd, through which Kant was led, I and my friend supporting him on
+our arms. Looking at the crowd, I observed the faces of many persons of
+rank, and distinguished strangers, some of whom now saw Kant for the
+first time, and many of them for the last.
+
+As the winter of 1802-3 approached, he complained more than ever of an
+affection of the stomach, which no medical man had been able to
+mitigate, or even to explain. The winter passed over in a complaining
+way; he was weary of life, and longed for the hour of dismission. 'I
+can be of service to the world no more,' said he, 'and am a burden to
+myself.' Often I endeavored to cheer him by the anticipation of
+excursions that we would make together when summer came again. On these
+he calculated with so much earnestness, that he had made a regular
+scale or classification of them--l. Airings; 2. Journeys; 3. Travels.
+And nothing could equal the yearning impatience expressed for the
+coming of spring and summer, not so much for their own peculiar
+attractions, as because they were the seasons for travelling. In his
+memorandum-book, he made this note:--'The three summer months are June,
+July, and August'--meaning that they were the three months for
+travelling. And in conversation he expressed the feverish strength of
+his wishes so plaintively and affectingly, that everybody was drawn
+into powerful sympathy with him, and wished for some magical means of
+ante-dating the course of the seasons.
+
+In this winter his bed-room was often warmed. This was the room in
+which he kept his little collection of books, of about four hundred and
+fifty volumes, chiefly presentation-copies from the authors. It may
+seem singular that Kant, who read so extensively, should have no larger
+library; but he had less need of one than most scholars, having in his
+earlier years been librarian at the Royal Library of the Castle; and
+since then having enjoyed from the liberality of Hartknoch, his
+publisher, (who, in his turn, had profited by the liberal terms on
+which Kant had made over to him the copyright of his own works,) the
+first sight of every new book that appeared.
+
+At the close of this winter, that is in 1803, Kant first began to
+complain of unpleasant dreams, sometimes of very terrific ones, which
+awakened him in great agitation. Oftentimes melodies, which he had
+heard in earliest youth sung in the streets of Königsberg, resounded
+painfully in his ears, and dwelt upon them in a way from which no
+efforts of abstraction could release him. These kept him awake to
+unseasonable hours; and often when, after long watching, he had fallen
+asleep, however deep his sleep might be, it was suddenly broken up by
+terrific dreams, which alarmed him beyond description. Almost every
+night, the bell-rope, which communicated with a bell in the room above
+his own, where his servant slept, was pulled violently, and with the
+utmost agitation. No matter how fast the servant might hurry down, he
+was almost always too late, and was pretty sure to find his master out
+of bed, and often making his way in terror to some other part of the
+house. The weakness of his feet exposed him to such dreadful falls on
+these occasions, that at length (but with much difficulty) I persuaded
+him to let his servant sleep in the same room with himself.
+
+The morbid affection of the stomach began now to be more and more
+distressing; and he tried various applications, which he had formerly
+been loud in condemning, such as a few drops of rum upon a piece of
+sugar, naphtha, [Footnote: For Kant's particular complaint, as
+described by other biographers, a quarter of a grain of opium, every
+twelve hours, would have been the best remedy, perhaps a perfect
+remedy.] &c. But all these were only palliatives; for his advanced age
+precluded the hope of a radical cure. His dreadful dreams became
+continually more appalling: single scenes, or passages in these dreams,
+were sufficient to compose the whole course of mighty tragedies, the
+impression from which was so profound as to stretch far into his waking
+hours. Amongst other phantasmata more shocking and indescribable, his
+dreams constantly represented to him the forms of murderers advancing
+to his bedside; and so agitated was he by the awful trains of phantoms
+that swept past him nightly, that in the first confusion of awaking he
+generally mistook his servant, who was hastening to his assistance, for
+a murderer. In the day-time we often conversed upon these shadowy
+illusions; and Kant, with his usual spirit of stoical contempt for
+nervous weakness of every sort, laughed at them; and, to fortify his
+own resolution to contend against them, he wrote down in his
+memorandum-book, 'There must be no yielding to panics of darkness.' At
+my suggestion, however, he now burned a light in his chamber, so placed
+as that the rays might be shaded from his face. At first he was very
+averse to this, though gradually he became reconciled to it. But that
+he could bear it at all, was to me an expression of the great
+revolution accomplished by the terrific agency of his dreams.
+Heretofore, darkness and utter silence were the two pillars on which
+his sleep rested: no step must approach his room; and as to light, if
+he saw but a moonbeam penetrating a crevice of the shutters, it made
+him unhappy; and, in fact, the windows of his bed-chamber were
+barricadoed night and day. But now darkness was a terror to him, and
+silence an oppression. In addition to his lamp, therefore, he had now a
+repeater in his room; the sound was at first too loud, but, after
+muffling the hammer with cloth, both the ticking and the striking
+became companionable sounds to him.
+
+At this time (spring of 1803) his appetite began to fail, which I
+thought no good sign. Many persons insist that Kant was in the habit of
+eating too much for health. [Footnote: Who these worthy people were
+that criticised Kant's eating, is not mentioned. They could have had no
+opportunity of exercising their abilities on this question, except as
+hosts, guests, or fellow-guests; and in any of those characters, a
+gentleman, one would suppose, must feel himself degraded by directing
+his attention to a point of that nature. However, the merits of the
+case stand thus between the parlies: Kant, it is agreed by all his
+biographers, ate only once a day; for as to his breakfast, it was
+nothing more than a very weak infusion of tea, (vide Jachmann's
+Letters, p. 163,) with no bread, or eatable of any kind. Now, his
+critics, by general confession, ate their way, from 'morn to dewy eve,'
+through the following course of meals: 1. Breakfast early in the
+morning; 2. Breakfast _ŕ la fourchette_ about ten, A.M.; 3. Dinner
+at one or two; 4. Vesper Brod; 5. Abend Brod; all which does really
+seem a very fair allowance for a man who means to lecture upon
+abstinence at night. But I shall cut this matter short by stating one
+plain fact; there were two things, and no more, for which Kant had an
+inordinate craving during his whole life; these were tobacco and
+coffee; and from both these he abstained almost altogether, merely
+under a sense of duty, resting probably upon erroneous grounds. Of the
+first he allowed himself a very small quantity, (and everybody knows
+that temperance is a more difficult virtue than abstinence;) of the
+other none at all, until the labors of his life were accomplished.] I,
+however, cannot assent to this opinion; for he ate but once a day, and
+drank no beer. Of this liquor, (I mean the strong black beer,) he was,
+indeed, the most determined enemy. If ever a man died prematurely, Kant
+would say--'He has been drinking beer, I presume.' Or, if another were
+indisposed, you might be sure he would ask, 'But does he drink beer?'
+And, according to the answer on this point, he regulated his
+anticipations for the patient. Strong beer, in short, he uniformly
+maintained to be a slow poison. Voltaire, by the way, had said to a
+young physician who denounced coffee under the same bad name of a 'slow
+poison,' 'You're right there, my friend, however; slow it is, and
+horribly slow; for I have been drinking it these seventy years, and it
+has not killed me yet;' but this was an answer which, in the case of
+beer, Kant would not allow of.
+
+On the 22d of April, 1803, his birth-day, the last which he lived to
+see, was celebrated in a full assembly of his friends. This festival he
+had long looked forward to with great expectation, and delighted even
+to hear the progress made in the preparations for it. But when the day
+came, the over-excitement and tension of expectation seemed to have
+defeated itself. He tried to appear happy; but the bustle of a numerous
+company confounded and distressed him; and his spirits were manifestly
+forced. He seemed first to revive to any real sense of pleasure at
+night, when the company had departed, and he was undressing in his
+study. He then talked with much pleasure about the presents which, as
+usual, would be made to his servants on this occasion; for Kant was
+never happy himself, unless he saw all around him happy. He was a great
+maker of presents; but at the same time he had no toleration for the
+studied theatrical effect, the accompaniment of formal congratulations,
+and the sentimental pathos with which birth-day presents are made in
+Germany. [Footnote: In this, as in many other things, the taste of Kant
+was entirely English and Roman; as, on the other hand, some eminent
+Englishmen, I am sorry to say, have, on this very point, shown the
+effeminacy and _falsetto_ taste of the Germans. In particular, Mr.
+Coleridge, describing, in The Friend, the custom amongst German
+children of making presents to their parents on Christmas Eve, (a
+custom which he unaccountably supposes to be peculiar to Ratzeburg,)
+represents the mother as 'weeping aloud for joy'--the old idiot of a
+father with 'tears running down his face,' &c. &c., and all for what?
+For a snuff-box, a pencil-case, or some article of jewellery. Now, we
+English agree with Kant on such maudlin display of stage
+sentimentality, and are prone to suspect that papa's tears are the
+product of rum-punch. Tenderness let us have by all means, and the
+deepest you can imagine, but upon proportionate occasions, and with
+causes fitted to justify it and sustain its dignity.] In all this, his
+masculine taste gave him a sense of something fade and ludicrous.
+
+The summer of 1803 was now come, and, visiting Kant one day, I was
+thunderstruck to hear him direct me, in the most serious tone, to
+provide the funds necessary for an extensive foreign tour. I made no
+opposition, but asked his reasons for such a plan; he alleged the
+miserable sensations he had in his stomach, which were no longer
+endurable. Knowing what power over Kant a quotation from a Roman poet
+had always had, I simply replied--'Post equitem sedet atra cura,' and
+for the present he said no more. But the touching and pathetic
+earnestness with which he was continually ejaculating prayers for
+warmer weather, made it doubtful to me whether his wishes on this point
+ought not, partially at least, to be gratified; and I therefore
+proposed to him a little excursion to the cottage we had visited the
+year before. 'Anywhere,' said he, 'no matter whither, provided it be
+far enough.' Towards the latter end of June, therefore, we executed
+this scheme; on getting into the carriage, the order of the day with
+Kant was, 'Distance, distance. Only let us go far enough,' said he: but
+scarcely had we reached the city-gates before the journey seemed
+already to have lasted too long. On reaching the cottage we found
+coffee waiting for us; but he would scarcely allow himself time for
+drinking it, before he ordered the carriage to the door; and the
+journey back seemed insupportably long to him, though it was performed
+in something less than twenty minutes. 'Is this never to have an end?'
+was his continual exclamation; and great was his joy when he found
+himself once more in his study, undressed, and in bed. And for this
+night he slept in peace, and once again was liberated from the
+persecution of dreams.
+
+Soon after he began again to talk of journeys, of travels in remote
+countries, &c., and, in consequence, we repeated our former excursion
+several times; and though the circumstances were pretty nearly the same
+on every occasion, and always terminating in disappointment as to the
+immediate pleasure anticipated, yet, undoubtedly, they were, on the
+whole, salutary to his spirits. In particular, the cottage itself,
+standing under the shelter of tall alders, with a valley stretched
+beneath it, through which a little brook meandered, broken by a water-
+fall, whose pealing sound dwelt pleasantly on the ear, sometimes, on a
+quiet sunny day, gave a lively delight to Kant: and once, under
+accidental circumstances of summer clouds and sun-lights, the little
+pastoral landscape suddenly awakened a lively remembrance which had
+been long laid asleep, of a heavenly summer morning in youth, which he
+had passed in a bower upon the banks of a rivulet that ran through the
+grounds of a dear and early friend, Gen. Von Lossow. The strength of
+the impression was such, that he seemed actually to be living over that
+morning again, thinking as he then thought, and conversing with those
+that were no more.
+
+His very last excursion was in August of this year, (1803,) not to my
+cottage, but to the garden of a friend. But on this day he manifested
+great impatience. It had been arranged that he was to meet an old
+friend at the gardens; and I, with two other gentlemen, attended him.
+It happened that _out_ party arrived first; and such was Kant's
+weakness, and total loss of power to estimate the duration of time,
+that, after waiting a few moments, he insisted that some hours had
+elapsed--that his friend could not be expected--and went away in great
+discomposure of mind. And so ended Kant's travelling in this world.
+
+In the beginning of autumn the sight of his right eye began to fail
+him; the left he had long lost the use of. This earliest of his losses,
+by the way, he discovered by mere accident, and without any previous
+warning. Sitting down one day to rest himself in the course of a walk,
+it occurred to him that he would try the comparative strength of his
+eyes; but on taking out a newspaper which he had in his pocket, he was
+surprised to find that with his left eye he could not distinguish a
+letter. In earlier life he had two remarkable affections of the eyes:
+once, on returning from a walk, he saw objects double for a long space
+of time; and twice he became stone-blind. Whether these accidents are
+to be considered as uncommon, I leave to the decision of oculists.
+Certain it is, they gave very little disturbance to Kant; who, until
+old age had reduced his powers, lived in a constant state of stoical
+preparation for the worst that could befall him. I was now shocked to
+think of the degree in which his burthensome sense of dependence would
+be aggravated, if he should totally lose the power of sight. As it was,
+he read and wrote with great difficulty: in fact, his writing was
+little better than that which most people can produce as a trial of
+skill with their eyes shut. From old habits of solitary study, he had
+no pleasure in hearing others read to him; and he daily distressed me
+by the pathetic earnestness of his entreaties that I would have a
+reading-glass devised for him. Whatever my own optical skill could
+suggest, I tried; and the best opticians were sent for to bring their
+glasses, and take his directions for altering them; but all was to no
+purpose.
+
+In this last year of his life Kant very unwillingly received the visits
+of strangers; and, unless under particular circumstances, wholly
+declined them. Yet, when travellers had come a very great way out of
+their road to see him, I confess that I was at a loss how to conduct
+myself. To have refused too pertinaciously, could not but give me the
+air of wishing to make myself of importance. And I must acknowledge,
+that, amongst some instances of importunity and coarse expressions of
+low-bred curiosity, I witnessed, on the part of many people of rank, a
+most delicate sensibility to the condition of the aged recluse. On
+sending in their cards, they would generally accompany them by some
+message, expressive of their unwillingness to gratify their wish to see
+him at any risk of distressing him. The fact was, that such visits
+_did_ distress him much; for he felt it a degradation to be exhibited
+in his helpless state, when he was aware of his own incapacity to meet
+properly the attention that was paid to him. Some, however, were
+admitted, [Footnote: To whom it appears that Kant would generally
+reply, upon their expressing the pleasure it gave them to see him,
+'In me you behold a poor superannuated, weak, old man.'] according
+to the circumstances of the case, and the state of Kant's spirits at
+the moment. Amongst these, I remember that we were particularly pleased
+with M. Otto, the same who signed the treaty of peace between France
+and England with the present Lord Liverpool, (then Lord Hawkesbury.) A
+young Russian also rises to my recollection at this moment, from the
+excessive (and I think unaffected) enthusiasm which he displayed. On
+being introduced to Kant, he advanced hastily, took both his hands, and
+kissed them. Kant, who, from living so much amongst his English
+friends, had a good deal of the English dignified reserve about him,
+and hated anything like _scenes_, appeared to shrink a little from
+this mode of salutation, and was rather embarrassed. However, the young
+man's manner, I believe, was not at all beyond his genuine feelings;
+for next day he called again, made some inquiries about Kant's health,
+was very anxious to know whether his old age were burthensome to him,
+and above all things entreated for some little memorial of the great
+man to carry away with him. By accident the servant had found a small
+cancelled fragment of the original MS. of Kant's 'Anthropologie:' this,
+with my sanction, he gave to the Russian; who received it with rapture,
+kissed it, and then gave him in return the only dollar he had about
+him; and, thinking that not enough, actually pulled off his coat and
+waistcoat and forced them upon the man. Kant, whose native simplicity
+of character very much indisposed him to sympathy with any
+extravagances of feeling, could not, however, forbear smiling good-
+humoredly on being made acquainted with this instance of _naďveté_
+and enthusiasm in his young admirer.
+
+I now come to an event in Kant's life, which ushered in its closing
+stage. On the 8th of October, 1803, for the first time since his youth,
+he was seriously ill. When a student at the University, he had once
+suffered from an ague, which, however, gave way to pedestrian exercise;
+and in later years, he had endured some pain from a contusion on his
+head; but, with these two exceptions, (if they can be considered such,)
+he had never (properly speaking) been ill. The cause of his illness was
+this: his appetite had latterly been irregular, or rather I should say
+depraved; and he no longer took pleasure in anything but bread and
+butter, and English cheese.[Footnote: Mr. W. here falls into the
+ordinary mistake of confounding the cause and the occasion, and would
+leave the impression, that Kant (who from his youth up had been a model
+of temperance) died of sensual indulgence. The cause of Kant's death
+was clearly the general decay of the vital powers, and in particular
+the atony of the digestive organs, which must soon have destroyed him
+under any care or abstinence whatever. This was the cause. The
+accidental occasion, which made that cause operative on the 7th of
+October, might or might not be what Mr. W. says. But in Kant's
+burthensome state of existence, it could not be a question of much
+importance whether his illness were to commence in an October or a
+November.] On the 7th of October, at dinner, he ate little else, in
+spite of everything that I and another friend then dining with him,
+could urge to dissuade him. And for the first time I fancied that he
+seemed displeased with my importunity, as though I were overstepping
+the just line of my duties. He insisted that the cheese never had done
+him any harm, nor would now. I had no course left me but to hold my
+tongue; and he did as he pleased. The consequence was what might have
+been anticipated--a restless night, succeeded by a day of memorable
+illness. The next morning all went on as usual, till nine o'clock, when
+Kant, who was then leaning on his sister's arm, suddenly fell senseless
+to the ground. A messenger was immediately despatched for me; and I
+hurried down to his house, where I found him lying in his bed, which
+had now been removed into his study, speechless and insensible. I had
+already summoned his physician; but, before he arrived, nature put
+forth efforts which brought Kant a little to himself. In about an hour
+he opened his eyes, and continued to mutter unintelligibly till towards
+the evening, when he rallied a little, and began to talk rationally.
+For the first time in his life, he was now, for a few days, confined to
+his bed, and ate nothing. On the 12th October, he again took some
+refreshment, and would have had his favorite food; but I was now
+resolved, at any risk of his displeasure, to oppose him firmly. I
+therefore stated to him the whole consequences of his last indulgence,
+of all which he manifestly had no recollection. He listened to what I
+said very attentively, and calmly expressed his conviction that I was
+perfectly in the wrong; but for the present he submitted. However, some
+days after, I found that he had offered a florin for a little bread and
+cheese, and then a dollar, and even more. Being again refused, he
+complained heavily; but gradually he weaned himself from asking for it,
+though at times he betrayed involuntarily how much he desired it.
+
+On the 13th of October, his usual dinner parties were resumed, and he
+was considered convalescent; but it was seldom indeed that he recovered
+the tone of tranquil spirits which he had preserved until his late
+attack. Hitherto he had always loved to prolong this meal, the only one
+he took--or, as he expressed it in classical phrase, 'coenam
+_ducere_;' but now it was difficult to hurry it over fast enough
+for his wishes. From dinner, which terminated about two o'clock, he
+went straight to bed, and at intervals fell into slumbers; from which,
+however, he was regularly awoke by phantasmata or terrific dreams. At
+seven in the evening came on duly a period of great agitation, which
+lasted till five or six in the morning--sometimes later; and he
+continued through the night alternately to walk about and lie down,
+occasionally tranquil, but more often in great distress. It now became
+necessary that somebody should sit up with him, his man-servant being
+wearied out with the toils of the day. No person seemed to be so proper
+for this office as his sister, both as having long received a very
+liberal pension from him, and also as his nearest relative, who would
+be the best witness to the fact that her illustrious brother had wanted
+no comforts or attention in his last hours, which his situation
+admitted of. Accordingly she was applied to, and undertook to watch him
+alternately with his footman--a separate table being kept for her, and
+a very handsome addition made to her allowance. She turned out to be a
+quiet gentle-minded woman, who raised no disturbances amongst the
+servants, and soon won her brother's regard by the modest and retiring
+style of her manners; I may add, also, by the truly sisterly affection
+which she displayed towards him to the last.
+
+The 8th of October had grievously affected Kant's faculties, but had
+not wholly destroyed them. For short intervals the clouds seemed to
+roll away that had settled upon his majestic intellect, and it shone
+forth as heretofore. During these moments of brief self-possession, his
+wonted benignity returned to him; and he expressed his gratitude for
+the exertions of those about him, and his sense of the trouble they
+underwent, in a very affecting way. With regard to his man-servant in
+particular, he was very anxious that he should be rewarded by liberal
+presents; and he pressed me earnestly on no account to be parsimonious.
+Indeed Kant was nothing less than princely in his use of money; and
+there was no occasion on which he was known to express the passion of
+scorn very powerfully, but when he was commenting on mean and penurious
+acts or habits. Those who knew him only in the streets, fancied that he
+was not liberal; for he steadily refused, upon principle, to relieve
+all common beggars. But, on the other hand, he was liberal to the
+public charitable institutions; he secretly assisted his own poor
+relations in a much ampler way than could reasonably have been expected
+of him; and it now appeared that he had many other deserving pensioners
+upon his bounty; a fact that was utterly unknown to any of us, until
+his increasing blindness and other infirmities devolved the duty of
+paying these pensions upon myself. It must be recollected, also, that
+Kant's whole fortune, which amounted to about twenty thousand dollars,
+was the product of his own honorable toils for nearly threescore years;
+and that he had himself suffered all the hardships of poverty in his
+youth, though he never once ran into any man's debt,--circumstances in
+his history, which, as they express how fully he must have been
+acquainted with the value of money, greatly enhance the merit of his
+munificence.
+
+In December, 1803, he became incapable of signing his name. His sight,
+indeed, had for some time failed him so much, that at dinner he could
+not find his spoon without assistance; and, when I happened to dine
+with him, I first cut in pieces whatever was on his plate, next put it
+into a spoon, and then guided his hand to find the spoon. But his
+inability to sign his name did not arise merely from blindness: the
+fact was, that, from irretention of memory, he could not recollect the
+letters which composed his name; and, when they were repeated to him,
+he could not represent the figure of the letters in his imagination. At
+the latter end of November, I had remarked that these incapacities were
+rapidly growing upon him, and in consequence I prevailed on him to sign
+beforehand all the receipts, &c., which would be wanted at the end of
+the year; and, afterwards, on my representation, to prevent all
+disputes, he gave me a regular legal power to sign on his behalf.
+
+Much as Kant was now reduced, yet he had occasionally moods of social
+hilarity. His birth-day was always an agreeable subject to him: some
+weeks before his death, I was calculating the time which it still
+wanted of that anniversary, and cheering him with the prospect of the
+rejoicings which would then take place: 'All your old friends,' said I,
+'will meet together, and drink a glass of champagne to your health.'
+'That,' said he, 'must be done upon the spot:' and he was not satisfied
+till the party was actually assembled. He drank a glass of wine with
+them, and with great elevation of spirits celebrated this birth-day
+which he was destined never to see.
+
+In the latter weeks of his life, however, a great change took place in
+the tone of his spirits. At his dinner-table, where heretofore such a
+cloudless spirit of joviality had reigned, there was now a melancholy
+silence. It disturbed him to see his two dinner companions conversing
+privately together, whilst he himself sat like a mute on the stage with
+no part to perform. Yet to have engaged him in the conversation would
+have been still more distressing; for his hearing was now very
+imperfect; the effort to hear was itself painful to him; and his
+expressions, even when his thoughts were accurate enough, became nearly
+unintelligible. It is remarkable, however, that at the very lowest
+point of his depression, when he became perfectly incapable of
+conversing with any rational meaning on the ordinary affairs of life,
+he was still able to answer correctly and distinctly, in a degree that
+was perfectly astonishing, upon any question of philosophy or of
+science, especially of physical geography, [Footnote: _Physical_
+Geography, in opposition to _Political_.] chemistry, or natural
+history. He talked satisfactorily, in his very worst state, of the
+gases, and stated very accurately different propositions of Kepler's,
+especially the law of the planetary motions. And I remember in
+particular, that upon the very last Monday of his life, when the
+extremity of his weakness moved a circle of his friends to tears, and
+he sat amongst us insensible to all we could say to him, cowering down,
+or rather I might say collapsing into a shapeless heap upon his chair,
+deaf, blind, torpid, motionless,--even then I whispered to the others
+that I would engage that Kant should take his part in conversation with
+propriety and animation. This they found it difficult to believe. Upon
+which I drew close to his ear, and put a question to him about the
+Moors of Barbary. To the surprise of everybody but myself, he
+immediately gave us a summary account of their habits and customs; and
+told us by the way, that in the word _Algiers_, the _g_ ought to be
+pronounced hard (as in the English word _gear_).
+
+During the last fortnight of Kant's life, he busied himself unceasingly
+in a way that seemed not merely purposeless but self-contradictory.
+Twenty times in a minute he would unloose and tie his neck
+handkerchief--so also with a sort of belt which he wore about his
+dressing-gown, the moment it was clasped, he unclasped it with
+impatience, and was then equally impatient to have it clasped again.
+But no description can convey an adequate impression of the weary
+restlessness with which from morning to night he pursued these labors
+of Sisyphus--doing and undoing--fretting that he could not do it,
+fretting that he had done it.
+
+By this time he seldom knew any of us who were about him, but took us
+all for strangers. This happened first with his sister, then with me,
+and finally with his servant. Such an alienation distressed me more
+than any other instance of his decay: though I knew that he had not
+really withdrawn his affection from me, yet his air and mode of
+addressing me gave me constantly that feeling. So much the more
+affecting was it, when the sanity of his perceptions and his
+remembrances returned; but these intervals were of slower and slower
+occurrence. In this condition, silent or babbling childishly, self-
+involved and torpidly abstracted, or else busy with self-created
+phantoms and delusions, what a contrast did he offer to _that_
+Kant who had once been the brilliant centre of the most brilliant
+circles for rank, wit, or knowledge, that Prussia afforded! A
+distinguished person from Berlin, who had called upon him during the
+preceding summer, was greatly shocked at his appearance, and said,
+'This is not Kant that I have seen, but the shell of Kant!' How much
+more would he have said this, if he had seen him now!
+
+Now came February, 1804, which was the last month that Kant was
+destined to see. It is remarkable that, in the memorandum book which I
+have before mentioned, I found a fragment of an old song, (inserted by
+Kant, and dated in the summer about six months before the time of his
+death,) which expressed that February was the month in which people had
+the least weight to carry, for the obvious reason that it was shorter
+by two and by three days than the others; and the concluding sentiment
+was in a tone of fanciful pathos to this effect--'Oh, happy February!
+in which man has least to bear--least pain, least sorrow, least self-
+reproach!' Even of this short month, however, Kant had not twelve
+entire days to bear; for it was on the 12th that he died; and in fact
+he may be said to have been dying from the 1st. He now barely
+vegetated; though there were still transitory gleams flashing by fits
+from the embers of his ancient intellect.
+
+On the 3d of February the springs of life seemed to be ceasing from
+their play, for, from this day, strictly speaking, he ate nothing more.
+His existence henceforward seemed to be the mere prolongation of an
+impetus derived from an eighty years' life, after the moving power of
+the mechanism was withdrawn. His physician visited him every day at a
+particular hour; and it was settled that I should always be there to
+meet him. Nine days before his death, on paying his usual visit, the
+following little circumstance occurred, which affected us both, by
+recalling forcibly to our minds the ineradicable courtesy and goodness
+of Kant's nature. When the physician was announced, I went up to Kant
+and said to him, 'Here is Dr. A----.' Kant rose from his chair, and,
+offering his hand to the Doctor, murmured something in which the word
+'posts' was frequently repeated, but with an air as though he wished to
+be helped out with the rest of the sentence. Dr. A----, who thought
+that, by _posts_, he meant the stations for relays of post-horses, and
+therefore that his mind was wandering, replied that all the horses were
+engaged, and begged him to compose himself. But Kant went on, with
+great effort to himself, and added--'Many posts, heavy posts--then much
+goodness--then much gratitude.' All this he said with apparent
+incoherence, but with great warmth, and increasing self-possession. I
+meantime perfectly divined what it was that Kant, under his cloud of
+imbecility, wished to say, and I interpreted accordingly. 'What the
+Professor wishes to say, Dr. A----, is this, that, considering the many
+and weighty offices which you fill in the city and in the university,
+it argues great goodness on your part to give up so much of your time
+to him,' (for Dr. A---- would never take any fees from Kant;) 'and that
+he has the deepest sense of this goodness.' 'Right,' said Kant,
+earnestly, 'right!' But he still continued to stand, and was nearly
+sinking to the ground. Upon which I remarked to the physician, that I
+was so well acquainted with Kant, that I was satisfied he would not sit
+down, however much he suffered from standing, until he knew that his
+visitors were seated. The Doctor seemed to doubt this--but Kant, who
+heard what I said, by a prodigious effort confirmed my construction of
+his conduct, and spoke distinctly these words--'God forbid I should be
+sunk so low as to forget the offices of humanity.'
+
+When dinner was announced, Dr. A---- took his leave. Another guest had
+now arrived, and I was in hopes, from the animation which Kant had so
+recently displayed, that we should to-day have a pleasant party, but my
+hopes were vain--Kant was more than usually exhausted, and though he
+raised a spoon to his mouth, he swallowed nothing. For some time
+everything had been tasteless to him; and I had endeavored, but with
+little success, to stimulate the organs of taste by nutmeg, cinnamon,
+&c. To-day all failed, and I could not even prevail upon him to taste a
+biscuit, rusk, or anything of that sort. I had once heard him say that
+several of his friends, who had died of _marasmus_, had closed
+their illness by four or five days of entire freedom from pain, but
+totally without appetite, and then slumbered tranquilly away. Through
+this state I apprehended that he was himself now passing.
+
+Saturday, the 4th of February, I heard his guests loudly expressing
+their fears that they should never meet him again; and I could not but
+share these fears myself. However, on
+
+Sunday, the 5th, I dined at his table in company with his particular
+friend Mr. R. R. V. Kant was still present, but so weak that his head
+drooped upon his knees, and he sank down against the right side of the
+chair. I went and arranged his pillows so as to raise and support his
+head; and, having done this, I said--'Now, my dear Sir, you are again
+in right order.' Great was our astonishment when he answered clearly
+and audibly in the Roman military phrase--'Yes, _testudine et
+facie;_' and immediately after added, 'Ready for the enemy, and in
+battle array.' His powers of mind were (if I may be allowed that
+expression) smouldering away in their ashes; but every now and then
+some lambent flame, or grand emanation of light, shot forth to make it
+evident that the ancient fire still slumbered below.
+
+Monday, the 6th, he was much weaker and more torpid: he spoke not a
+word, except on the occasion of my question about the Moors, as
+previously stated, and sate with sightless eyes, lost in himself, and
+manifesting no sense of our presence, so that we had the feeling of
+some mighty shade or phantom from some forgotten century being seated
+amongst us.
+
+About this time, Kant had become much more tranquil and composed. In
+the earlier periods of his illness, when his yet unbroken strength was
+brought into active contest with the first attacks of decay, he was apt
+to be peevish, and sometimes spoke roughly or even harshly to his
+servants. This, though very opposite to his natural disposition, was
+altogether excusable under the circumstances. He could not make himself
+understood: things were therefore brought to him continually which he
+had not asked for; and often it happened that what he really wanted he
+could not obtain, because all his efforts to name it were
+unintelligible. A violent nervous irritation, besides, affected him
+from the unsettling of the equilibrium in the different functions of
+his nature; weakness in one organ being made more palpable to him by
+disproportionate strength in another. But now the strife was over; the
+whole system was at length undermined, and in rapid and harmonious
+progress to dissolution. And from this time forward, no movement of
+impatience, or expression of fretfulness, ever escaped him.
+
+I now visited him three times a-day; and on
+
+Tuesday, Feb. 7th, going about dinner-time, I found the usual party of
+friends sitting down alone; for Kant was in bed. This was a new scene
+in his house, and increased our fears that his end was now at hand.
+However, having seen him rally so often, I would not run the risk of
+leaving him without a dinner-party for the next day; and accordingly,
+at the customary hour of one, we assembled in his house on
+
+Wednesday, Feb. 8th. I paid my respects to him as cheerfully as
+possible, and ordered dinner to be served up. Kant sat at the table
+with us; and, taking a spoon with a little soup in it, put it to his
+lips; but immediately put it down again, and retired to bed, from which
+he never rose again, except during the few minutes when it was re-
+arranged.
+
+Thursday, the 9th, he had sunk into the weakness of a dying person, and
+the corpse-like appearance had already taken possession of him. I
+visited him frequently through the day; and, going at ten o'clock at
+night, I found him in a state of insensibility. I could not draw any
+sign from him that he knew me, and I left him to the care of his sister
+and his servant.
+
+Friday, the 10th, I went to see him at six o'clock in the morning. It
+was very stormy, and a deep snow had fallen in the night-time. And, by
+the way, I remember that a gang of house-breakers had forced their way
+through the premises in order to reach Kant's next neighbor, who was a
+goldsmith. As I drew near to his bed-side, I said, 'Good morning.' He
+returned my salutation by saying, 'Good morning,' but in so feeble and
+faltering a voice that it was hardly articulate. I was rejoiced to find
+him sensible, and I asked him if he knew me:--'Yes,' he replied; and,
+stretching out his hand, touched me gently upon the cheek. Through the
+rest of the day, whenever I visited him, he seemed to have relapsed
+into a state of insensibility.
+
+Saturday, the 11th, he lay with fixed and rayless eyes; but to all
+appearance in perfect peace. I asked him again, on this day, if he knew
+me. He was speechless, but he turned his face towards me and made signs
+that I should kiss him. Deep emotion thrilled me, as I stooped down to
+kiss his pallid lips; for I knew that in this solemn act of tenderness
+he meant to express his thankfulness for our long friendship, and to
+signify his affection and his last farewell. I had never seen him
+confer this mark of his love upon anybody, except once, and that was a
+few weeks before his death, when he drew his sister to him and kissed
+her. The kiss which he now gave to me was the last memorial that he
+knew me.
+
+Whatever fluid was now offered to him passed the oesophagus with a
+rattling sound, as often happens with dying people; and there were all
+the signs of death being close at hand.
+
+I wished to stay with him till all was over; and as I had been witness
+of his life, to be witness also of his departure; and therefore I never
+quitted him except when I was called off for a few minutes to attend
+some private business. The whole of this night I spent at his bed-side.
+Though he had passed the day in a state of insensibility, yet in the
+evening he made intelligible signs that he wished to have his bed put
+in order; he was therefore lifted out in our arms, and the bed-clothes
+and pillows being hastily arranged, he was carried back again. He did
+not sleep; and a spoonful of liquid, which was sometimes put to his
+lips, he usually pushed aside; but about one o'clock in the night he
+himself made a motion towards the spoon, from which I collected that he
+was thirsty; and I gave him a small quantity of wine and water
+sweetened; but the muscles of his mouth had not strength enough to
+retain it, so that to prevent its flowing back he raised his hand to
+his lips, until with a rattling sound it was swallowed. He seemed to
+wish for more; and I continued to give him more, until he said, in a
+way that I was just able to understand,--'It is enough.' And these were
+his last words. At intervals he pushed away the bed-clothes, and
+exposed his person; I constantly restored the clothes to their
+situation, and on one of these occasions I found that the whole body
+and extremities were already growing cold, and the pulse intermitting.
+
+At a quarter after three o'clock on Sunday morning, February 12, Kant
+stretched himself out as if taking a position for his final act, and
+settled into the precise posture which he preserved to the moment of
+death. The pulse was now no longer perceptible to the touch in his
+hands, feet or neck. I tried every part where a pulse beats, and found
+none anywhere but in the left hip, where it beat with violence, but
+often intermitted.
+
+About ten o'clock in the forenoon he suffered a remarkable change; his
+eye was rigid and his face and lips became discolored by a cadaverous
+pallor. Still, such was the effect of his previous habits, that no
+trace appeared of the cold sweat which naturally accompanies the last
+mortal agony.
+
+It was near eleven o'clock when the moment of dissolution approached.
+His sister was standing at the foot of the bed, his sister's son at the
+head. I, for the purpose of still observing the fluctuations of the
+pulse in his hip, was kneeling at the bed-side; and I called his
+servant to come and witness the death of his good master. Now began the
+last agony, if to him it could be called an agony, where there seemed
+to be no struggle. And precisely at this moment, his distinguished
+friend, Mr. R. R. V., whom I had summoned by a messenger, entered the
+room. First of all, the breath grew feebler; then it missed its
+regularity of return; then it wholly intermitted, and the upper lip was
+slightly convulsed; after this there followed one slight respiration or
+sigh; and after that no more; but the pulse still beat for a few
+seconds--slower and fainter, till it ceased altogether; the mechanism
+stopped; the last motion was at an end; and exactly at that moment the
+clock struck eleven.
+
+Soon after his death the head of Kant was shaved; and, under the
+direction of Professor Knorr, a plaster cast was taken, not a masque
+merely, but a cast of the whole bead, designed (I believe) to enrich
+the craniological collection of Dr. Gall.
+
+The corpse being laid out and properly attired, immense numbers of
+people of every rank, from the highest to the lowest, flocked to see
+it. Everybody was anxious to make use of the last opportunity he would
+have for entitling himself to say--'I too have seen Kant.' This went on
+for many days--during which, from morning to night, the house was
+thronged with the public. Great was the astonishment of all people at
+the meagreness of Kant's appearance; and it was universally agreed that
+a corpse so wasted and fleshless had never been beheld. His head rested
+upon the same cushion on which once the gentlemen of the university had
+presented an address to him; and I thought that I could not apply it to
+a more honorable purpose than by placing it in the coffin, as the final
+pillow of that immortal head.
+
+Upon the style and mode of his funeral, Kant had expressed his wishes
+in earlier years in a separate memorandum. He there desired that it
+should take place early in the morning, with as little noise and
+disturbance as possible, and attended only by a few of his most
+intimate friends. Happening to meet with this memorandum, whilst I was
+engaged at his request in arranging his papers, I very frankly gave him
+my opinion, that such an injunction would lay me, as the executor of
+his will, under great embarrassments; for that circumstances might very
+probably arise under which it would be next to impossible to carry it
+into effect. Upon this Kant tore the paper, and left the whole to my
+own discretion. The fact was, I foresaw that the students of the
+University would never allow themselves to be robbed of this occasion
+for expressing their veneration by a public funeral. The event showed
+that I was right; for a funeral such as Kant's, one so solemn and so
+magnificent, the city of Königsberg has never witnessed before or
+since. The public journals, and separate accounts in pamphlets, etc.,
+have given so minute an account of its details, that I shall here
+notice only the heads of the ceremony.
+
+On the 28th of February, at two o'clock in the afternoon, all the
+dignitaries of church and state, not only those resident in Königsberg,
+but from the remotest parts of Prussia, assembled in the church of the
+Castle. Hence they were escorted by the whole body of the University,
+splendidly dressed for the occasion, and by many military officers of
+rank, with whom Kant had always been a great favorite, to the house of
+the deceased Professor; from which the corpse was carried by torch-
+light, the bells of every church in Königsberg tolling, to the
+Cathedral which was lit up by innumerable wax-lights. A never-ending
+train of many thousand persons followed it on foot. In the Cathedral,
+after the usual burial rites, accompanied with every possible
+expression of national veneration to the deceased, there was a grand
+musical service, most admirably performed, at the close of which Kant's
+mortal remains were lowered into the academic vault, where he now rests
+among the ancient patriarchs of the University. PEACE BE TO HIS DUST,
+AND EVERLASTING HONOR!
+
+
+
+
+END OF VOLUME II
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